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HR 1: Good job Rookie!

Afternoons with Marcellus & Kelvin

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HR 1: Good job Rookie!

"Hey what's up? With on seven ten happy Friday to everybody. Yes. Sir The weekend is here. L Z granderson the Lakers dominance. Is, showing continues exciting time to be a fan of the crown jewel of the NBA known as the Los Angeles Lakers what did you? What was your biggest takeaway yesterday? My biggest takeaway yesterday was. We've. been. We've been very stressed out US here in Laker nation about who's going to be the third score correct because coups mouth for his talents as he is authencity hadn't really been a consistent offensive presence throughout the regular season and what I, what I have settle into last night and Kinda suspected do of course of the season. But certainly clear last night is that the third score is everybody else correct? You know it just last night it was. It was Caruso. Before that, it was Rondo the night before that it was you know Markeith Morris Listen. As, long as somebody is willing to step in and shoot efficiently and give us double digits were good. This notion that coups needs to be a consistent fifteen point score forty proper symphony infield. Every night didn't hurt her during the regular season and obviously has not heard us into the playoffs either I will contend that they need to guys not named Anthony Davis Lebron James to have good offensive games and you had Caruso and Rondo yesterday Rondo didn't have the twenty. Points scoring game he did have eight ten rebounds yesterday with eleven points. So I'm with you on that I think that that's what they need. They need to who guys to step up in those situations I will say this, you could tell the Lakers game was kind of a laugher yesterday. Now, get close there if I point game with a minute and change to go and all of a sudden things got a little tight until Caruso hit that big shot from Lebron. But. I knew was a laugher because our text chat with Greg and Laura was pretty tame yesterday there wasn't. A lot of conversations going on there you know Lauren Greg Greg specifically gets very angry when things aren't going well for the Lakers Laura gets feisty but Greg, you're pretty tame yesterday in the chat. I don't like this William Putting this. Why do you think that I get angry? Behalf, receipts and. Guess Yeah no no, you make. It seem that way. I'm sitting watching the game having a good time and but really there was nothing there was nothing hips A. Couple nights ago. What the Hell is going on I can't stand this somebody saves me I was just going to add. Healthy. Greg. I'm an ask Laura because again she's the more practical person not the most practical person on this show. She also goes with whatever you say that's not true. Or on salt does Greg come across is. Ridden while he's on our tex chat during Laker Games. Yeah. This isn't even a debate. I don't even know what you're fighting this. Great. Because it's because it's just not how it is. I've seen you watching a Miami Heat game or some other type of game you are way worse. But I'm not saying. What you'RE GONNA. Say I am very emotional watching sports. Right I'm Latino. Laura said in my ear. Yeah. That's what we do. I'm good with that. You know what I mean like I owned that you clearly WanNa fight this. That's not a bad thing. No I look I, enjoy watching my games and you guys aren't in the room with me but I am enjoying the game I do get a little upset when there's bad foul calls. That's all you rip the reps a lot. I knew this game was gonna be a laugher not because of what actually happened on the court. But because of what happened the night before all with House with house. Because listen. If you're at the middle of a playoff battle, you legitimately think you have a shot. You're not doing that just not now granted I don't know what she looks like. Some GONNA hold off my final judgement until a picture arises however. My tells me is that whatever she looks like a secondary to the fact that house do not believe this quad was going to beat the Lakers anyway. So he got it in before he left the bubble he wanted to make sure he says how you doing for he went back to Huston. Right. Shattered her out right and she was. She was one of the covert testers has. Yeah. Yeah. So she needs to be in the sweet spot. where she can get his attention easy now, I'm just saying dinners attention. But not getting trouble right away easy now. I would also say the Lakers now beating the rockets at their own game like that's the crazy part of this. The rockets were sixteen O L Z in the regular season when shot forty percent from three, their own three in these playoffs, all the losses against the Lakers, the Lakers have done everything in their power. To beat them at their own game and again it's what you and I talked about this a little bit on crosstalk talked about really the entire time we've been on the show ad being the big on the floor is going to resonate it creates this situation where The floor is more open when he's when he's the big man because he can flow in and out of the paint. And that just helps the supporting cast. It helps the role players it helps the shooting hell. It helps Lebron who needs space to get in there and work his magic in the paint to the fact that choice to your point. That into high screen and enroll that they're very comfortable that he a d guard chains art one on one right And clearly, it hasn't hurt them a great deal because they're up three one of the series and James has had know minimum if any impact at all on any of these games or series. Just when she know how good that guy is and how wrong it was that he wasn't defensive player of the year. Beyond that to me, this is a testament to what an X. Men Higher Frank Vogel was. Because one of the biggest issue that this Laker team had last year. Besides the fact that Lonzo ball is the starting point guard was the fact that. Their defense was wo to the full woeful awful and frank has brought in and we knew he would because he's a defensive dote coach nine harnesses defensive minded coach Jason Kidd One of the best defensive point guard ever played a game. We knew the minds on that bench was gonNA make defence a priority and it has come to pass. You're not scoring easy against this team unless we take our feet off the grass, our collective feet off the gas if we don't do that, it's going to be talk scoring against us. Yeah for sure. Their defense travels man like they're just that good on defense and that's kind his bread and butter right? It was always that way with his Indiana. Teams and look I almost look at the Orlando time as just like. This general manager was so bad. The hockey guy. Yeah. There was nothing for there's nothing he could do that. But look man I covered those Indiana teams. You know what? I mean like that's where I met frank the first time and what was he wearing? Suits. Yeah So He. You know he he was really good then too. He just ran into a team that was better than his. And now Lebron's right right now he's the guy that has Lebron and the better team but I wanNA shout him out specifically about this and I'd love to hear her. Anxiety ridden. Bergman and Laura's thoughts on this. Frank Vogel showed huge big humongous basketball's when he put in Horton Tucker into that game because that could have been disastrous elsie that would that could have ruined that only the lead that they had, which was double digits at the time could have ruined the kid's confidence I think if anything. The only thing. I. Would say stay Van Gundy said this about the kid your kid you don't have to shoot the ball every time you have it you have Anthony Davis on the floor with you. But defensively, he was great and I like the fact that he he did that to get him some run in a situation where they had a little bit of a cushion because they may need him in that next series. Well. He was a score. A quite frankly I mean that's what we knew coming into. This is about him getting a little bit bigger and more familiar but this is just this kid can't even buy your drink. He's nineteen years old it's not even twenty. And when you saw him out there and I understand from coach's perspective having a kind of. Sensibility but listen he's scorer. If coach 'cause your number, he's not calling your number to go out there and be tim on the offense at the end. He wants you to be aggressive and Oh, by the way it paid off now I may not pay off in game five it may not pay off. Ever interested playoff series but the reality is that Frank Vogel to your point showed a lot of courage and confidence in his young lookie because he's been working with them all year and he knew he wasn't going to shrink at the moment and it paid off. That's sweet movie. made it up to the basket with the finger to finish I was like go ahead getting your bag fell to let them know you ain't just hit a spot up you could break them off your wall to now right? Right? Yeah he was excellent. I were you excited to see him Bergman. Yeah I was really excited to see him I. Always thought that he was going to be a big piece for this team eventually obviously, not this year but I, mean, if anything he got a little bit too excited for he was like trying to take the James Harden to the bucket at one point and got a little bit a little bit of. A on himself a little bit but honestly, he's a guy that can get to the basket and that's one of the biggest things that the Lakers don't have why they even had dion waiters in a game. A couple of games ago before he got injured was because you need somebody that could get to the basket and Taylor Org, Tucker can do that. Laura were you were a little afraid though when he came in the game because you hadn't really even he's only been in six games this season I don't think I was afraid I was curious of what it was gonna be like, what how he was going to be how he was going to be on the floor but I love that Vogel did that because they really really send a message like. I know my guys got it and I'm going to put this guy in to just sprinkle more like I don't know what the word is. I have it in Spanish, but it's like say. Raiders. Translate. I can't say that the best way. No matter words just inject a little energy. I think, right? Not Energy. I can't I had the word of my turn to take. But. It's no, it's not a honus but. That's not a bad word that was. Here. kind of like kind of throwing like shade at them like look. I'M GONNA put a rookie and we're still going to be okay. I'm glad you said that because that's when I knew the rockets were done i. knew the rockets were done l. z. When Taylor Horton Tucker came in the game and they didn't take that as a personal affront Frank Vogel challenged them and their manhood. Basically I'M GONNA as Laura I'M GONNA put this rookie in the game who has played six games. Okay and I'm GonNa, let him go out there and do his thing in the middle of a playoff series. That's how little I respect what you guys are doing on the floor right now and the fact that they didn't fight back and take advantage of that. That's what I knew. This series was over that that moment right there I'm like this is done. Yeah I mean listen man the kid can play though like. He didn't get in a lot of housing. I get it but I thought the normal situation I feel this way though I feel like it was a thumbs up or. Flipping off the the rockets in terms of challenging them and they didn't come through I think it was simply frank being willing to try something when he knows what that kid can do in practice when he's seen that kid in action in the Games that he has appeared in and says, this is a good chance for me to give one of my veterans a breather because we have a good cushion and I don't think we're going to lose that cushion in the brief five to six minutes that this kid plays. Yeah. I. Mean I think you're frank. You're right about frank's idea about it. But what I'm saying is if I'm the other side of that I'm with Laura I'm looking at him like you're putting this rookie in this game. Oh Hell. No, that's not going to happen like you have to take it as a personal affront is what I'm saying if you're the rockets and I'd do six, five, two, thirty to forty. Kid I mean I I don't know I I didn't see it that way. I didn't see it as a I'm just GONNA throw in this nineteen year old because there's nothing you guys can do and you didn't step up honestly I really felt it started with house and I'm making a joke about it but it just seems as if that team was zoned in Dan in serious what happened in that scenario what never have happened? Would never have. I. On James Harden and the kind of leader he is this an indictment on Mike Dan Tony and Canada temp culture that's been set. You're in the middle of down play off with the Lakers. You're two one still very much in the series and you decide to prove that in the bo-bo yeah it's pretty well, there's no doubt I mean that's a cultural thing man you could have through Georgia Donna out there in the third quarter and he would have been good for buckets I only coming in the fourth they'll see that's my bad my bad. Sorry. To cut the lead down, they did cut the lead I would have been out with Caruso. Coming up next let's get into how messy this rockets thing is getting because I think it's messy like really really really messy like so messy that I think that this notion that they're going to be around and hardens going to be around I don't know if I'm feeling that way anymore we'll get to all that coming up plus more on the Lakers and. The one hundred top one, hundred pizza places in America find out. How many spots La has we'll get into that on the other side. So Donald L Z, seven, ten, ESPN. With year on seven ten espn our Buddy Michelle steel. Of Espn, was at the chiefs Texans game yesterday where there was some controversy about the two teams. Cana locking together in unity for and racial justice. Controversy Jurors because the game was a senior, the game was US newsletter. The chiefs are really damn good again. So that pretty much is the deal there. So we'll talk to her for a few minutes coming up in. Just a moment might trudell is GonNa stop by today at five fifteen we'll talk some Lakers with him and our boy mark Anthony came back. From. The L. AFC at six. Fifteen. We will chat with him as well. So. Real quick before we get into the rockets and what a mess they are right now, and by the way, the clippers are just destroying the nuggets right now they're up fifteen. Let me take a look I've been watching the US Open Yeah. It's IT'S NOT PRETTY Not Pretty. So it looks like that series is pretty much done right now. So we'LL WE'LL keep you up to date on that. It's forty, two, twenty, seven early in the second quarter clippers leading the nuggets. How's how's our boy doing? WHO PG The no no. No. The chatty rookie who wanted more touches. Oh Michael, Puerto Yeah what's up with that? We weren't on the air because of the Laker game yesterday but I had the same reaction that all the other veterans seemed to have had in this league and all the former players like you'll man relax you know what I'm saying like you just you know you got similac still on your breath you don't. Chill out. He said these touches Yo. You GotTa get more people involved about people I mean me yeah. Like you gotTA chill out man. All right. Like you've got an MVP candidate on your team in Nikola yoke edge you got a guy and Jamal Murray who's a baller you know I. But here's the thing though Dr. George he wasn't telling no lies. It's predictable as hell what they're going to do. He didn't tell no lies he may not have been to win. I. Should've told it but heeding tell no lies that offense is predictable as hell. It is but I would say that when it's rolling, it's pretty damn impressive. What I mean like I think there's some of that too There's very few teams that have a big man like that that can move the ball the way Yokich does so. There's there's not like maybe three or four teams in the sport can do it that way so Michael Porter Jr. by the way one shot up right now in nine minutes. So It hasn't been good now. Jamal Murray has eleven shots up so clearly he took that the slight and the most. And he only has three makes thus far in the game it's forty, thirty one we'll keep you posted. On what's going on there as Denver tries to get back in that particular game but real quick l., c. you know I love. The daily meal, my my favorite food website. So they did the one hundred and one best pizzas in America. How many do you think of the hundred one were? Based in. Southern. California. Of the hundred one So it's in America County Montana and every South Dakota. There are no pizza places in Montana, South Dakota that we're going to but that does count. That's what I'm. That's what I was thinking soy. So I'm GONNA go with. Seventeen seventeen okay, Greg Bergman how many place out of the hundred and one best pizza places in America are in Los, Angeles or Southern I wouldn't call southern California, the pizza capital of the United States. I'M GONNA say like to. Laura how many? I'm going to say four. Greg Berkman with the closest one. There it is one. There's one one again I think it's going to be very high. It is I will say this there is a lot of great cuisine here in southern California I think it is the best food city in America. As far as all the different kinds of cuisines you can get right. It's either here New York City Ok. P Also. Francisco's good. One lower this true. Pizza is not one of them like I did when we were on the midday show. I. L Z we talked about this. There's just not a lot of great pizza. They is okay pizza. You know what I mean, but there's not a lot of great ones. So the only one that popped up on the list was pizza Matzah There are two locations one in Hollywood kind of like In Pink hotdogs is because I've seen this place I know where it is. Yeah. It's just it's right there. It's like in the Melrose area basically. It's right off Melrose Avenue I. Think in Highland I think is are the cross streets and then they also have. Another one in Orange County basically down Newport beach. But that's the only one and that was number forty eight on the list. Do you have a good pizza? Go to pizza spot Mama and Papas. Big Mama's impossible's. In downtown that is my Go-to I've actually had some pretty decent peace and I've lived in Chicago obviously is born and raised me Troy I've lived in New York Detroit by the way five on the list Oh we got pizza dog. Like piece of poplars is like the spark which I'm assuming is in the top twenty of the top ten on this list. Yeah because. This is ridiculous. I look it up. I would. Be. Good but what did train has pizza. have. Like five or six places. We have our own piece as a matter of fact, in fact, there's a place out in La that says Detroit style pizza and then I went there and let them know that I Detroit Dog Buddy's pizza is the highest rated in Detroit buddies a straight it's straight. It's not a piece of populist but it straight yeah. Laura what's your go to pizza place? So I originally had pizza co Baldwin Park. It's close to me, but I just tried a new one out there. So good. It's called monstrous pizza and West Covina so good it's really different. They have like different toppings. So they get fancy with it. It's really good, Greg. There's a place right down the street from it's called Joe peeps but it's New York style pizza does that Count Yeah Okay so joe. PEEPS NEW YORK. Pizza. Delicious. Chicago's okay. It's it's fine Pizza I think New York and Chicago. I never heard of Detroit style. Pizza. I got. Boura Tinos in San Pedro that place to me is really really good Miami Pizza. Or there's a place called crust in. Miami that's really good names original. Yeah. It's unbelievable. It's on the Miami. River it's. It's like it's funny because it's like we're a bunch of seafood restaurants are but it's like the only pizza place in that general area just. Outside of downtown but I like Borough Tinos in San Pedro. That's my spot. Here's we're GONNA to Michelle Steele is GONNA join us. What's number one? Oh, it's actually a place. I'm very familiar with because I and you may be as well. 'cause you've been in Connecticut for before in. Connecticut. No it's okay. It's the best pizza I've ever had. If his mystic pizza I'll. Frank Pepe in new haven it is the best I've ever had. All right I'm out. Yeah. It's the best pizza. I've ever had and I've lived in New York and I've lived in in Miami. I've been to Chicago million, times yeah yeah it's the best pizza I've ever had frank pepe. It is really good. I'll give them that. All right. Michelle. Steals GonNA join us here in a second more is going to get her on the phone promised we will have Michelle steal one of our great correspondents reporters at ESPN joining us now here on Sodano L Z on seven ten. Espn Michelle thank you so much for taking the time. Hope you and yours are all healthy and safe. Now, we wanted to talk to you about the game last night in Kansas City and everything that transpired there but we have bigger things that we're discussing here including the top one hundred and one best pizza places in America that list just came out today. You're Chicago. person. Now I'm GonNa tell you what they the highest ranking Chicago Pizza Place they had year and you tell me if this is your legitimate I think I'm pronouncing this correctly is p Qods. Peak. Wise peak. What's sorry. Yeah that's. That's a little bit of a wild guess on my part because I've heard people I is really really good. But I'm not I'm a new. York. Pizza Person I am not Chicago Pizza. From here I love Chicago Gimme Chicago dog any days a week. When it comes to pizza I WANNA cake. With Say. You don't have to do the deep dish every time this thin crust come on I know that I know there's other stuff but they don't do the thing that drives me nuts I lived in both places but it's so hard to find pizza by the slice and Chicago I've got I've got one spot. I've got my Go-to, but it's not ubiquitous like it is in New York you Kinda. Miss you folding it. Eating it walking down the sidewalk I. Know you've I walk in La, but it's this thing that you do. On the car. Walkies were to do to get to your car and yeah, exactly we do that we walk. What are you talking? Excellent truth be told I take an uber to get to my car to walk in my car. I know what? Else? He? Occasionally, we will walk on the sand when we get to the water, right? Like there's that Ju- Sodano Michelle this. This. Is this is a true story real quick with it. My Buddies Standard Buddy's house they have run out of eggs. We were having breakfast they can you render store and get some eggs? I'd say sure I started walking they say, what are you doing some going to the store? They weren't you driving because I can see the store it's a half a block away. May Give you a ride. Off. They were sucked I walked to and back from the store look with the eggs and didn't drive. That is funny. Show Michelle I thought it was great I've never heard it referred to as I don't want to eat cake and eat pizza. But that is absolutely a great analogy which gago style pizza. Do you feel free to use that George. Was An excellent excellent here in Chicago we'll do Michelle. We sell steel the Great Michelle Steele ESPN reporter correspondent with this year. So you were there last night and and look the game was kind of a snooze. Sir, and it really wasn't the story. The story was when the players came in unison. To, lock together and arms right for unity and racial justice and the reaction was the story. What was your sense from being there what? In regards to what the reaction was like, what what did you think? The reaction was in real time. Yeah, it was unusual. I've been in business long enough that I can count on one hand the number of times I heard the home crowd booed the home team at Arrowhead, and both of those times happened last night you know the they're doing all Mitt here. There was some cheering as well. You know I don't WanNa paint with a broad brush with the bling certainly got picked up by television cameras and it was audible to any of the reporters that were in the stadium and occurred at two different points to different. Extremely you know in my is very benign innocuous points during the game or during the pre game during the lift every voice and sing. And they played a video on social justice inside the stadium and win the chiefs ran back into the locker room. After that, there were there were boos mixing with cheers again, and of course, this was what was picked up on national television for the moment of unity between Texans and she's players. That was you know that was notable by every single writer reporter in the press box because you. First of all, it was unexpected and second of all you just you just don't hear booing for the home team. Patrick Mahomes. Andy Reid at Arrowhead. You know let me give you guys some context though for this I was doing live shots up until kickoff in the stands because we're not allowed to be on the field because of crow virus protocols. So when you're in the stands, you're really close contact with a fan experience I guess which is something that I have not done for the NFL in. A long time and one thing that you noticed right away is the drinking. They're people who have been tailgating for three hours before the game that walk in and this is something I mentioned on Sap last night you guys I don't think you can separate the booing from the fact that people some people had been time went on for hours before heading into the stadium I don't WanNa make a uses. My point saying that is that whenever you have drinking, you have a higher risk of inappropriate behavior. And the bar. So what's considered appropriate has dropped in the last few years. And you get booing during the moment of unity and you know blowing during any moment of silence is inexcusable. But when you think about these players that have been denigrated publicly for years now their patriotism question and that not really being pushed back on by the. League. Really. Until this summer you get bullying during a moment of unity I'm sorry went so long with that first response. But. I've thought about this I. think There's a little bit of nuance here, and I think there's a direct line between help players. Patriotism has been questioned to people thinking it's appropriate now to publicly express. their displeasure, their resentment, whatever two players in the stadium in a home state of this is a problem for the NFL he's going to be a problem this weekend to. where I will say that as someone who has sipped every alcohol that's ever been invented and smoked. Marijuana Arab been thrown. I've never gotten so high or drunk I turned races all of a sudden. But with that being sad. with, that being said. I mentioned the bar for what's appropriate I think. STEIDL norm for some high changed in the last few years. When you see these players being denigrated the way they have the last few years. I will say that a drunk person's words are sober man's thoughts. But with that being said, I had her reports that there may have been some confusion in terms of the timeline because Boeing. Started when the Houston Texans took the field are is there any wiggle room to suggest some of that? Boeing, had to simply do what the Texans being present and not the demonstration itself. Yeah. So we were talking a little bit about that. You know among the reporters and four, the first the first booing incident I guess there were no There were no texans players on the field. It was just she's players and they were all lined up along the goal lines and at the end of that video and at the end of lift every voice and same thing when they ran into the locker room you A. Mix. Of Boeing and sharing and that was unusual. That was the first incident. The Texans were not under field, and then we're with a moment of silence. The PA person loudly said, you know we are going to and I'm paraphrasing now because I don't have it in front of me but you know the PA person essentially said, we're going to have a moment of silence for the fight for equality for all and the booing immediately started. Some chiefs fans did you know come at me on social media and say you know we were just saying cheese or we were we were confused because we saw Texans players, and of course we're going to boo but you know today's September eleven if it was a nine eleven moment of silence and the Texans were on the field I really don't think. I would be doing and reporters have been doing this a long time like it. It's it's hard to Confuse a boo you know I know what? I'm going to arrowhead for years I know what chief sound like and I know to boost sounds like and for for. For that matter Jj Watt Ultra knows that a booth sounds like he's one of several players who confirmed he also heard booing. Would have been great of JJ, with more genuine in terms of why they were born as opposed to saying he didn't know why they were doing but my last question you. In, terms of I'm just curious because we know that it was basically one fan for every five seats in the stadium how organization decide who was going to be there, and there's there's a chance that this booing was actually a staged thing and not spontaneous. Staged what says that the people who are selected were going to be? Antagonistic towards like a social justice message. Yeah. Like like I want to know what the process was selecting to fans. Tickets were given to certain organizations or people. WAS IT RANDOM? Was it a lottery? I do not know how the fans were selected for this game I do know. That they paid a pretty penny to get into the building because this was the first home game after the Super Bowl champions have been crowned, and this was you know this was initially very hot ticket in Kansas City last night, there were tickets still available on the secondary market once the weather kind of shifted and it appeared that it would be very cold and very damp for most of the game. But you know when these tickets came on the market I'm I'm told that they were snatched up pretty quickly and people paid a lot of money for the tickets. So people who who were in the building definitely wanted to be there i. don't know however who they were. I can tell specifically, I can tell you that the hunt Family Clark Clinton in particular wanted fans in the building. He wants to celebrate the Super Bowl Championship with people paying to to be there and wanting to be there and wanting to see that you know Super Bowl banner of. Being raised at Arrowhead. So the League does not have a leak white policy when it comes to fans of course, as you guys know out in La me here out in Chicago these teams are not allowing fans but some some teams are allowing them only five and the chiefs are one of them and when you're the Super Bowl winners I guess you get you you get what you want. All right Michelle Steele great reporter for ESPN correspondent joining us here on Sodano and L Z. Michelle. Thank you so much for the time and thank you for the great pizza debate I feel like that, and it was as important conversation as we could have today as well. I I don't want to neglect the pizza part. Yeah. Yeah. No next time you guys have pizza. Taw. Talk that's take. All right. Let's go I like big the hydrogen oracle the heartache of cake being Chicago style pizza. We're here for we're bringing you back Michelle steel just to have any kind of hot take. You've got feel free to let us know and we'll put you on. We. Take care of. Michelle deal with here. All right. We're GONNA take a quick break on the other side you and I will dive back into the Lakers including I've got a question for you about Tailor Horton Tucker that I don't think you can answer how about that. All right. So we'll get to that we also get into the rockets and the mess that they're in plus week one of the NFL obviously a big time game for the rams right out of the gate on Sunday night an abbreviated. What you need to know because we went along with our friend Michelle Steele l Z. What you need to know is this is the clippers have a twelve point lead against the nuggets. We've talked about Michael Porter Jr., asking for more touches and he's taken one shot in nine minutes so. Not necessarily great but a big game for Leonard Six of Ten from the field fourteen points. PG also had a big game, thirteen points and Pat Beth with ten points. That's when you know the clippers are really rolling when Pat Bev has ten at the half. You know he's been knocking down threes a couple of seasons. He's not the guy that arrived there. He's worked on his offense game to his credit. So I'm not surprised that you know he had a good half in a close out game but at the end of the day is like we said at the beginning of the hours George this is about coli and as goes the clips goes and if he's rolling their Roland. One more thing Daniel houses we mentioned to the show booted from the bubble L Z. for. tricking. Yeah to the best part of the story George is that it was for hours. Go ahead. Bra. Over. Bra Man. answered. Hail Year, Yep, and that's what you need to know brought to you. By Morongo Morongo, play it safe good times. So L Z times, or Yes to my house. E. Let me ask you this and is going to join us here in. Thirteen minutes we'll talk to Mike Trudell, our friend here in a few moments. Are you more confident now of the Lakers supporting cast. I am not wavering from where I was the beginning of the postseason. Which is The gap between our front two and everyone else's front to is significant enough that we don't need as much are supporting cast. But what they've shown particular doing the rocket series George is that if they need if you need a twenty piece somebody on this bench and give it to you or a couple bodies can string together for you and that's been beautiful thing to see. Yeah you need a couple bodies I think and if that happens I, think you're good because the key to the Lakers success has been. Think it's their seventeen and one I wanna say now when Anthony Davis in the Bron- each score, thirty points or more. So in look you're going to get close to thirty from each of them. All of these Games now, you may not get exactly thirty one guy may have thirty, four, one guy have twenty eight or they both may have like twenty six or twenty eight. But if you're in that range, you're giving yourself a real shot all you need from the rest of that group is to find a way to get you fifty points right for basically everybody else on the roster right and and the rockets in particular what they learned after game one and I want to give Kyle Kuzma credit because I think he'd led the way. That they found out that if you actually cut. Against the rockets you can get layups. Yes dunks. That's what I was furious about in game one. Remember that we were playing right into the rockets hands defensively by not moving off the ball. Yeah. But with cow Kouzmin, I believe in Game Two who really started cutting aggressively and a half court set and getting all these layups and dunks. Yeah. Yeah it is. It's one of those things where I it seems so simple, right but sometimes you get so caught up in like the individual matchups that you just kind of forget about the team game. Happens more frequently than you think right and I think that that's kind of the wild part of it all but you can't be stagnant in today's NBA like it's just very hard. It's not to say that there aren't moments right? Like we saw last year in the playoffs particularly from. Where there are moments where things will get bogged down and you just need to go get you a bucket but I think more times I mean definitely you know seventy, five, eighty percent of the time. What you want is good ball movement to help you win games exactly and honestly if you really look at the game when Rondos. The broad is one of the biggest cutters right? Because he knows that he's got a guy who can deliver the ball to him. You know. So now it's about you know coups when you had the ball at the top Miss Bron cutting a few times one time you miss them and Brown was he being guarded when he cut to the basket it's just missed him. He needs to be more cognizant of that to close out the series and not fourth leaders to gain six. Yeah, I agree wholeheartedly. So Ram's cowboys this weekend. You and I and the crew Laura and Greg will play to. We're going to do the game that we used to do on the morning show when I was on with you guys do with Travis to. In in your time with him as well, and it's basically the NFL picks versus the spread, and we're to do that in the last segment of the show each and every Friday at six forty and Here's the one constant. The Rams chargers raiders will be three out of the five games that we pick. Except, obviously when they have a bye week, then we'll throw in another game but I'm GonNa give you all the games right now if you want to tune in for that later, if you're in the car later, whatever at six forty we're going to NFL picks against the spread and now L Z we'll ask her I. Want to explain this for those that didn't maybe here when. During the morning show. There's five games, not all you picking against the spread, but you are assigning a confidence vote to it. For example, the game you are most confident against the spread you save. That's my number five, and that is worth five points, which means you Greg Birdman GonNa have to keep a tally of all this. Bad Math Greg that's math, and then the game you are least confident in is one you'll still pick it against the script say that's my one that's the game I least confident in and so on and so forth in between. So we're going to do that at six forty might trudell is gonNA join us in nine minutes but let's talk about the NFL and this rams cowboys matchup I like this for the rams and here's why I you know look I know we can sit sit here and say this about pretty much every team in the NFL heading into week one, but if you look it up. Man Is Sean McVeigh really good. In Week one, the rams are averaging thirty one points per game in openers in his three seasons and they've outscored opponents by sixty points there three zero in openers including last season against Carolina and I just think that. You know much like you and I both believe that they're going to be in the playoff hunt and probably a playoff team I think because of that I think you're going to see some of the Best Coaching Sean McVeigh has done because he doesn't have the top echelon top tier talent that he's had previously and I just think that for all the stuff that's going on with the cowboys their stuff there you know what I mean like that doesn't have his deal right? Other guys got their deal. I know they're trying to integrate a new receiver into the mix here Jalen Ramsey is owned. Their best receiver. So it's like I feel like certain things are playing in the rams favor in this game. Particularly be looked, which is how Sean McVeigh took the NFL by storm. His first year. He was being overlooked and I am going to acknowledge that I never played in the National Football League what I'm going to acknowledge George I know it's crazy. I've never really you can be a corner right now. I. Get that a lot actually. But I will say this. I've been covering sports for twenty plus years, and the one thing that the NFL has proven damn near every single season. Since I've been played paid to cover sports George is that there's always a couple of teams if not three teens that the experts get wrong and they get it wrong because they underestimate the will. Of a French is on a mission. Yeah. They do. They miss that every single time the will of franchise on a mission why are the rams on a mission? Why? Why tell me I'm GonNa tell you. What happened last year? What happened? They missed the playoffs they did and it was embarrassing because year before that they were in the Super Bowl I know. So what do they want to prove to everyone better they to? Write that they're they're good again. Yes. There on a missing, they also just missed the but like a game too. But everyone trashed him and now do you looking up and we've had several guests in the morning show and I'm sure you did as well George of current players as well as coaching staff that when I talk about how the national media talks about them that when I mentioned that expectations for them five wins, maybe six wins does that bother you more often than not there is a pause before they answer and the reason why they are pausing George is because they don't want to curse and get us caught up in FC problems. But what they're really trying to tell you is we hear the birds Chirpin yeah and we're looking for to hunt right GonNa because we want you to be like my dad at the end of the season when we win ten or eleven games. Yeah. I'm with you I. Think they're going to win ten games. I think I had them at ten and six I could see eleven and five. Nine and seven to But I think that they're going to be not only the playoff hunt but I have them in the place we did our picks of who the playoff teams are going to be, and we both had the rams in that particular scenario. So yeah, I like the cowboys I think they're going to win week one I. Absolutely think they're going to win the cowboys defense is still not great. I think that their offensive line's getting older I think the whole Dak situation. Will Linger a little bit and look I just think that and let me by situation I'm talking about the contract. I. Just think that the rams to your point are also going to be motivated speaking of motivated. It looks like the NBA is motivated because there is an issue with the backboard again in the rim in this clippers nuggets game, and they have now just fixed. They've spent the last few minutes of the second half is starting late because of it, and this is the second time. This happens during the bubble. Yeah, I'm going to assume that You know it's just temporary equipment maybe he's not used to and I don't know. Yeah. Guys hanging around who knows Yeah Don's looking good though dot smiling. Being played in these in these. Same facilities that probably has a lot. It's just wear and tear probably more than true. So Anyway, I Mike Trudell is going to join us on these celebrity hotline Morongo celebrity hotline Morongo played safe good, times Mike Trudell, your favorite Los Angeles, Lakers employees and sideline reporter I. Mean Maybe Ireland's your favorite employees for the Lakers but you know maybe it is true. True. Definitely. Your favorite sideline reporter right? There's no question about that. What? Of sideline reporters I'm saying for the Lakers oh for the Lakers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like I'm not going girl Lisa saulters just because Mike is owners show man. Oh Yeah. Well, if it was also sideline reporters. You know there's also me. That goes without saying I. 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Top Chef: All-Stars L.A. | Season 17, Episode 1 Recap: Its Like They Never Left!

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Top Chef: All-Stars L.A. | Season 17, Episode 1 Recap: Its Like They Never Left!

"Unpack your yes say. Welcome to the top. Scheffer HAP- podcast. My name is Haley strong. And we're here to talk about the premier and Gosh. I can't do this alone. I mean I would if I could but I can't. They won't let me do that kind of thing anymore around here so I'm joined by an excellent panel of judges first up. We have the number one fan fennel. Kurt Clark. How's it going? I'm doing well next. We have the Kentucky King Antonio Massaro Making his first appearance of the season. Happy to be here. Thank you Haley under reported I like fennel and of course. We have our favourite bread. Babe Emily Fox A. Hey how are you and then Josh is here to. I'm meter. Hey have a title. Princeton came up with your own title. I just did Prince Pizza like a title on. Just add the lowly. I Dunno hosts Haley wholesale is good for no no mixmaster Mike. This week He asked to. He must have some reason. We're all warranty teamed. Right better things to do to have a really good not be on a podcast right now. I Face Valley three times this week. I can't make it because yeah hey excuse generation ability really trying time. We're not going to be able to get out of anything anymore. Full commitment yet. And that's not the only thing that's committed. We have fifteen fifteen fifteen committed to being on top chef. All Stars is one thing and that's the show. Thank you so I'm really good at this. Can you tell although while fourteen now with a with a wisp of the stash there it goes Joseph a real heartbreaker for the house this week with the with the premier surprise? Who expected to go home? I I don't that's something that crossed my mind that like any of these people would be going home. I think I just assume that fifteen would make it to the end. Yeah but to see Joe go I like I was. I was really surprised and a little side but not as sad as I would have been with some people even with Leeann who he was up against like in in that moment where the bottom three are Leeann. Joe and Brian Malarkey. Who if you listened to the top chef free? The podcast was almost my team. If not for the fact that I bullied Kerr Clark into taking Brian Malarkey. So he would have a briny sandwich as his team. That could have been the whole the whole House the whole team Hitler on the bottom and when it was very clear that it was going to be between Leeann Joe and I was losing somebody. I wanted it to be Joe. I WOULD HAVE BEEN HEARTBROKEN TO LOSE. Leeann as the first one as I know uncle. Tony Oh you probably would have been raging about that as well given. Leeann story on the most recent appearance of top chef. She had definitely she deserved a better shake. That said both Lennon Joe were bottom in the quickfire and bottom in the elimination challenge. Show have felt tragic in a way because of the way her story ended in. Denver. But it also wouldn't have felt not deserved. I mean it would have felt very deserved considering what we saw. Hopefully that she. Hopefully she can get her head back in the game from this. I think starting out poorly on the quickfire really hurt both of these two chefs and obviously everyone season super talented. So it's going to be rough every time we lose somebody. Yeah I think especially with these kind of in the east in the bottom two and me with my goldfish memory of past seasons. They're still fresh. I still remember these two and even then like I'll always remember Liam even if Shannon been recently on agent species back but I think that was even harder the harder part. Was that the people who are still relatively fresh in my mind so it was like wait. What's going already that Iran Nice? Yeah it was great premier. Though I mean I really enjoyed these. These opening challenges. I thought it was. Maybe like I'd love to get everybody's take on. Did it feel like we were just kind of like really thrown into the action typically like? Was there not enough or play in the lead up to the episode where we just sort of start at the observatory. There's this epic walk through like anchor. What what what's the Cambodian temple for the returning all stars or something like that Beautiful Watch? The observator and there wasn't a lot of ceremony. It was almost like okay. Who who went home in sixteenth place? I don't remember. Let's just start with this episode. Yeah they should have. We should have solved the Black Dahlia murder. First Time like Guatemala. Ask Hike up the hill to the surgery and that had to do the challenge climbed the Hollywood sign. Yeah really an with now poisoning once again. It's no good. There's actually a funny story about the Griffith Park Observatory in the Hollywood sign. That was recently on the ninety nine percent invisible. Podcast where people that live in the neighborhood for people using the trail to get to the Hollywood sign to actually hike up their lives. Used to be fine and then youtube happened and influencers happened and people started making videos about this is exactly how you hike to the Hollywood sign so then. Their neighborhood became a nightmare and they actually petition. Google and other mapping services to not include if you search like Hollywood sign their neighborhood in the trail head and they switched it to the Griffith Park. Observatory is the official location. And if you look at the Griffith Park Observatory you can see in the scenes. The Hollywood sign in the background. And it's pretty damn small so it's hilarious that Jewish couple of years ago and we went up to the greatest Victorian. I took a picture of the Hollywood sign in the distance and it was in the distance so old but they start their psychotic. La ICONOGRAPHY ICONIC ICONOGRAPHY. Let's just use the word twice again. I- CONIC ICONOGRAPHY times bath. I'm not going to that during the no. I'm not going to do that. But they start with the Meson and everything I liked that it was like a good reintroduction of where everybody is at in their careers. Ethan right of like who is going to be strong at this. Who's still pretty fresh in this department versus like just a restaurant tour and hasn't had to get their hands. I like the fact that we're sort of revisiting people that are known quantities like Angelo for example who was always like super right and then he's like Oh wait I have a soccer cypress. Signed like let's talk about how I used to be. You know a completely different person but I really mellowed out and I'm doing this as a father at somebody you know really has affected his craft but cares more about other people you know. There are certain storylines that I really appreciate sort of picking back up again that I haven't thought about necessarily really like that and we. We talked Louis last week. About what you do. We think that Angela is going to be getting the John. T SAR treatment in terms of a shift in his approach. I think we kind of got a little bit of that with this. You know the the softer side of the family man And you know somebody who might have had their edge dulled that Donald did. This sharpness isn't necessarily there. But they're now maybe not a knife so much as there are some other less sharp implement inch spirits. Spoon is still useful as sharp knife is kind of useless. Dangerous actually looking there. Yeah Yeah I trust you so yeah so yeah. I think a spoon is a spoon. A dull knife is just used so he's turned from the knife into a little bit of. I don't know where to rescue me from this metaphor. I think you're having a great time with no we go to someone like Lisa who I you know is from one of the earliest seasons. I frankly had to look her up because I was like. Don't remember you off the top of my head. God Yeah you were pretty little role in what season for I think about going from a nice maybe a sport like she's got a little bit of an edge but she also was like I've maternal. I Like I've worked my way up here. I am again and watch out every insurance. You Have Lisa on your team if I if I'm remembering correctly from the auto two-pronged question two prongs of Cirque is is a Hayfield team and be Harry feeling specifically about about Lisa being back. I thought it was good. Good episode for Lisa for sure. We saw the flashback to her having some beef with Dale and just her attitude has changed she took being picked last in stride. She delivered a good dish in the elimination challenge. So thumbs up for Lisa for sure. It was interesting to me that when Tom in there. In what very little foreplay they had little pecks on the cheeks were happening before the Museum Plaza Rela-. Tom said that I must have said you missed the best part. Time said which if you would never do this again. They're only three people who raise their hands. Wh Thompson which you said you have said he would never do this again. And Only Stephanie. Jamie and Joe. Sasso didn't raise their hands so LISA was not one of those people. She must have had at some point some negative experiences associated with our top chef time but. I just really watched that season this week and I feel like she did have a pretty harsh edit and you know obviously she said those things she but they really played her up to be a big complainer and this was when they used to have reunions and that was that was a point in the reunion was like she told the story about how someone came out. Tour was a big fan of the show but like because of what she'd seen on TV. She didn't know she'd be nicer nine. And that was probably not the only instance of that happening too Lisa so I could understand why she wouldn't want to come back to this shit show like she had a rough go around the first time and I don't think she really got a lot of credit. Remember that final of being Stephanie. Lisa and Richard but Richard came stirred in that like he blew that I know so. That was pretty clear right like he was in the Front Area. Maschera and like there was like no dancing around that at all that like lays just liquid nitrogen. Lisa genuinely almost one that season. It was pretty close at that final dinner like Stephanie. Just edged her out and I don't think people who have haven't seen that season well remember that she was. She wasn't a contender throughout the season. But she wasn't the end what's interesting in terms of bat sliding doors component to it because internal you ended up with with Lisa as the last person on your team and I think we spent a lot of preview show being Alisa Lake once. We got there like this is like really and we're talking about like a universe where you know. Stephanie is art is like a really well known chef girl and the goat in. Chicago is one of great restaurants in America. Hopefully not would back to continue. What is the world where we'RE LISA? Fernandez is the winner of that season like what? What does the restaurant history with by from from there and I think as we were talking about like who has some of the best redemption stories potentially on the table as we're reminded of this history and I think that the episode did a pretty good job of rearticulating that history? I think the deck is set release. It may be have a very different story. Didn't expect we'd spend this much time at the top of the talking about Lisa but my reasoning in putting her where I put her on. The list was just that I don't think they would bring her back to this. All-stars loaded version of this season. Unless they know that she was really going to bring something to the table and they were interested in seeing a story like that comeback. So were right there certainly in this episode and I think as you guys are observing. We're getting that about a lot of different chefs and we're getting a lot of it right from the top. I laughed a lot. One of my other team members. I Kevin talking about PF tes. He's not the best place to turn these artichokes because he has people for that Shit. Yeah that was really funny. He was great. He was great. This episode is very worried for him at the elimination challenge. It seemed like everyone was like. Oh that looks great. But it just kind of abolish it seemed to be so pumped about what he'd put out there and I was. I was very worried both for you. Antonio they know your big Kevin Hi but for all of us thought that really provided a lot of energy not to jump too far ahead but I think it was interesting during the once. We determined you. The bottom team was like the bottom at didn't keep people from the standing off the side of the judge's comments we hear about them too. But then Tom was like Angelo Kevin. I still have to call you out for some stuff interest. I thought I was completely fair and I'm glad Tom did that. Because I do feel like those people need to know the constructive criticism that had for them and I feel that way drag race to like. I want everyone to be judged because I everyone to know what they're doing right and what they're doing and so. I really appreciate that Tom did say. Hey guys like you guys left up to like. You're lucky you had some great team members because could've been you. Should they as a survivor as well like after all right before you go Wendall? You're too mean this week. Michelle you need to be less. Wishy washy like Jeff really be able to insert himself in the Self Allot doesn't it? It's funny so I got to interview chef Kalicki. Oh for one of the sexiest chefs. According to that competition and I buy it I buy. It was great great to talk to in the midst of everything going on and that he had some really thoughtful things to say about where we are culturally right now in the midst of all things. Cronin. I know we don't want to go on it too much but we did also managed to find a way to talk about top chef. You know the reason we were. We were actually his own. And he had said like the thing about top. Chef is when you have a new lineup of contestants. It's pretty easy to like just like really judge them based on what's going on on the show you don't have report with them. You don't know them very well. With an all star seasoning. Be a little difficult to be brutally honest and we just had to keep the conversation going but I did want to give the SAS to some of these people in this episode so I appreciated that where where even with faster was clearly going south for him episode. Oh Joe's back it's like we never left. He's bathing pasta. And you live and a half minutes free summaries exactly so I appreciated that It didn't seem like they were pulling their punches. At least in the edit like I thought that the way that they were treating everybody felt pretty pretty barren and I'm fully on board with what you guys are saying getting a chance to like kind of it's not even like sniping at people who aren't in the bottom three. The rules of the game are if you're on a team and it's a team based challenge in the people who are losing People who are or limitation. But that shouldn't mean that the people who sucked on other teams that are not elimination. Shouldn't get some broadsides exactly and I started getting the feeling that from that sense of familiarity some of the Kalicki oh SAS that we typically only get in last chance is creeping its way into the Show proper and I don't necessarily hate that. I like the fact that there's a little bit more of that that familiarity. We don't have to sit through a few early rounds of still trying to figure out who you are through your cooking. These chefs are and of note. So I think that's going to be potentially allow other things to through. I still would have liked an initial quickfire initial elimination challenge to do something again. That highlighted who this person is as a chef You know that's the thing we've kind of complained about in past seasons That Happening as early as we'd like. I definitely think I would have liked that. I did appreciate the extent to which they used flashbacks to aid somebody with my mom skills with me as well. Yeah yeah so that that was really nice though so I don't the only thing that by person who noticed the change in the font of the ironic that was bugging me so much I every time I would positive pas the show to to capture the name of the dish. It'd be like this. It was weird rating on the subtitle. Everything in Comic Sans Wings Choice in Tony. I'm glad you noticed about the right away and I thought oh top chefs trying to be updating their look. I'm not sure that I felt like a refresh was needed. It definitely jumped out for sure because certain things become iconic right. They become exactly with the show. You're used to show using a certain type of style or font and it's interesting when they change it but top chef is always experimented and look to branch out one of the things. Josh from your interview that stood out to me in that regard. I went ahead and checked it out is. There's an hour Tom. Colegio web show at opinion content time. Do you watch it. I watched it too. Yeah he's playing grab ass and make an extreme but if you're not aware of it so there's a new digital series. All season called what time do where time is taking one of the challenges from the episode for a spin. And he's he's giving you like all of the the sticking points in the warnings right upfront. Like not doing it the same time. The circumstances are different. We're hearing a kitchen not at the beach. Just wants to really get like literally. There's like thirty seconds of the show of the five and a half minute show is devoted to like curtailing. All of the Internet. Hate that. He knows that he's going to get going to be effective. And and he's he's Co hosting it with me Lou from last season. And they have a really fun dynamic. Where they're just like sloshing. Rose a tonio that you watch and I was GONNA ask You. You were triggered by the way new seemingly was saying oysters. Instead of always like she was saying moisture's season they were saying washers and lady one so a little bit. I don't even remember what her name was Mrs Ari Kelsey. You should watch it though. It was a fun episode Break Wall and there's like camera people all over the place and people are just like sniping and grabbing clams to go is really. What are you taking clams to go? Say it again not five times best going to be a give me a regular. I wasn't sure if that was because there's no last chance kitchen. I didn't know if that was the one. That's GonNa be the season long thing. Yeah Yeah I say cool. I'll check it out so it was it was. It was really really Tom in new a funny dynamic that they both seem like halfway to waste. Good that's my favorite kind of content. It was good. It was good versus all the way to waste. That's even better when you're all the way said you don't always have that. Nice treeline going kind of like us. We listen to this thinking that we're all the way wasted but it's eleven. Am like we're we're like mugs. What's in everyone's for yourself? I believe that's not a joke. It's quarantine baby a free for all top. Chef puck Jacob working. We'll be right back after these messages. And take that fork right out because we're back to want to go next. Should we took. We can talk about Meson. Pulse really raised. Thanks very traditional right. Felt a little different. Because once five people were finished around they got hidden and start on the quickfire challenge and then they had to use the ingredient they prepared. I don't know if that was mentioned the show. But it's something. I picked up when they're presenting dishes. I thought I thought it was gonNA just one that they prepare. But they all had artichokes and so I think I think they each had to use all three reince but a so all three. I thought they just had to use what they had prepared. That's what I don't like. The first people used orange like the first team used orange or almonds. In the second people use almonds everybody used artichokes the green team. Everyone work on test anyway. That doesn't matter. So the first thing was to turn artichokes than supremes more inches than cracks moments. I know personally I wouldn't be able to any of that was probably hand off now. Lost active as the chef of the crew. How we're going to call you a chef and make the artichoke saying we actually had a classical weeks ago where we try to teach people how to do it. And that was not very successful. I have supremacy citrus. Before it's actually pretty easy once you get the hang of it but it does a little practice and then cracking any kind of not other GonNa Walnut. I have to do that at twenty twenty. Almost they all seem really scared to do the almonds. But then I thought that the show is Kinda Yada Yada through. The fear is just sort of like suddenly white people just like all running out of time. We don't have time to your montage of the of the A- and now calling it a fear montage. I'm mark mark cracking. They were on a roller coaster. I'm not I did laugh. Rewatching the episode because they did have the fear montage about how people were going to crack the almonds in John Carroll is the last head talking head in there and she says hopefully. I won't get to the almonds. And of course she was the last person there. So that was really really. When I heard that talking head I was like sorry here doing this survey trying to use. What was it? The wind and the wind key the skipper using the flat of the knife to try to crack. Like you might say garlic but the good on them. None of the crackers and probably give happened. Just use my teeth. At a certain point and crowded teeth them open sanitary but it gets the job done. Did anyone asked me to be sanitary in the May Not J. quickfire nutty clean fire. I think we all I think we all love them plus relay. We've talked about it a lot on this podcast in the past. Do you think though because one of the key things that's happening with the artichokes especially is Brian Ville Taj. You just can't stop saying shack. Do we need to a penalty of some sort for premature checks? I wondering if it was because he was just very nervous and he was trying to leave the competition. There's actually is short of what I was thinking. He was asking for a bell. Yeah he wanted to go. Deep is really an was not having the premature checks and Jen was not happy either. I do wonder if if that is worth implementing because I think otherwise maybe you can like does everybody have to pause down during Sam's back and puts her hands up is there. Is there a street? Strategic Utility to the unchecked check right. Can you wake if you're if you're causing everybody stopdown? You're really tired and you get to catch your breath. I don't know I don't know how to game thing but I don't last long. Here's what you do I mean there's there's there's there's an escape room solution to this as there is for everything. I've done escape rooms. You can ask for a hint but then you have to wait five or ten minutes Before you actually ask for another one so able will you ask for the check? You have to wait. Probably in this case maybe thirty seconds to a minute would be reasonable is given what they had to do with this particular task. That's essentially a solution there but it would've been less amusing if they'd had instituted that so. I'm not upset. A moves bushing. If yes I gives you guys know that. Did you guys know that Jamie gave his immunity? I heard a room did you. Did you know that Brian lost to his brother? These are in fact not under reported things they are not. Yeah but we do. We do hit a lot of these highlights from people seasons in the really pretty well edited in terms of how we sampled throughout people's stories while they're doing. These applause are doing the relay and seeing that we get a lot of introductions. I think we're seeing From an added standpoint Stephanie Mesnier being presented as feeling like underdogs that they feel like they have they were going to be underestimated in the competition offer. Various reasons maybe in terms of the time of their careers or just what they were like on the season so we see these clear stories starting to emerge as we talked about with. Brian. James. That's coming out as well and we have jen carols very memorable interaction with Tom at the judges table and all stars so she could. She does though. And this is something we got tweets about. She does refer to her last time on the show as all stars seemingly saying that her appearance on top chef last chance kitchen is not Canon. I know you all are probably thrilled with this. That was a web so not a show my last appearance on the web so didn't go so it doesn't roll off the tongue and she's not even acknowledged can you. Can you acknowledge it? Can you remind me I? I would have said that the last time we've seen John Carroll was on all-stars previous but she was on last chance. Josh she don't watch I last hands kidding up. I'm GonNa Watch last chance kitchen this season. I have no choice. None of us have any choices anymore. So I'm watching L. C. K. Marzio in the air catch Marcel. Jen No he was on Roxy. Utah was brothers season. It was topped shift. Yes it was. Yeah so they started instead of having to wait for last cancer last chance kitchen last-chance chicken to last chance chicken is the last game. Yes Sir God. Having to wait for it to populate with chefs in the game they started out with four alumni and was a gen or was it Marcel. Who is the very first person to eliminate from last? Angeles and I can't remember. I think it was John. Okay so so yeah. It didn't go well there but I'm glad she's bagging and as much as I was saying before then I kind of miss the. Let's let's kick off the first episode with a dish that tells us about join. You think the means I'm plus. Relay is a good opportunity to kind of push the action into the background to use that. Same time to talk a little bit more about the the chefs history. So I think it was a good use of the time I think about it Josh. A question for you since you hate last chance kitchen so much but there are people on this season you would have liked to have seen. Would you have been would have been okay if we did that again? With last chance kitchen starting with four people who weren't on the main show but let's say Marjorie was on there for example. I know you're GonNa say just put her on the main. Show your question then. You could not do that and you had to. I mean would you rather have that than nothing at all? Yeah because then at least we can get Marjorie. No no no I wouldn't. I wouldn't at all right. I think. Especially in an all-star season. It's asking an awful lot when just when you're dealing with top CHEF DENVER and you're you're telling people hey you don't actually have to show up to all the priests off. You don't have to do all this. We're going to run all these last chance. Kitchens real quick you can take a break and if you get back into the competition then you're going to need however much time after that fine. I'm that's maybe an easier solution than asking these people to do that. For an all star seasons. It just doesn't seem as fair in that realm and I'm not sure that they're going to continue to do they haven't done so. I think right going forward. We're not going to do that every single time. We have done it In other seasons though where we brought in returning players we did it of obviously with Jim Carey and others in the past so I think they will do but I. I'm it makes sense to me why they didn't do it here. I'm kind of enjoying the fact that we're doing this. A little bit of a free for all and in the spirit of that. They'd be fun to go around the horn like row out the name of a person that really surprised them in this up. So maybe someone we haven't we haven't talked about yet. And since I'm throwing out the idea I'll I'll go first and Antonia. You'd you had said in your in your your draft assessment that you had sent to me paraphrasing right now. That Melissa would be somebody who you can imagine what go really really far but would probably say the least and I thought we actually got a really good amount of screen time from from Melissa and with somebody who. I really really enjoyed in this episode. I think that she opt in this one episode of all stars in a way that she'd never really did in in Boston. She's a libra queen. Josh alienated definitely stand a Libra Queen. So that's sort of contact very interesting to get from Melissa outside really of anything other than just giving her more from a personal standpoint that we really didn't get as much from her in the past or until she got much later into her season so very interesting that she stepped up and she certainly stood out in terms of the dishes that she cooked so that I think they're really good one to highlight. I emily who stood out for you. I was really pleasantly surprised to watch Brian Bowl Taj again. Like oh I'm pleasantly surprised. No odds privatize area just like like especially when they're like like got a little color on the beach. I very uncomfortable. No but I kind of love that about you and my brother. Eric jumped out of a plane. He did it afterwards. But it's nice to see I don't know he's sort of an og in a lot of ways but strangely like wall to me so even though he's like very matter of fact I'm excited to see where he goes with everything and it's cool that like you know he supports Eric. Who's on my team and sort of a mentor for him. So I I agree with Eric. And what he said about you know impeding that was a storyline. That surprised me because I had forgotten that and I think that that's a cool dynamic to have on. The show is the teacher and his student in In the ring together I think really the was it surprising to anyone else that that was. Brian First quickfire win. I know people that we didn't really jumped out but it certainly was surprising to me that it was his first quickfire winning then I remembered he was on the scene with Michael Votazione Kevin and John Carroll so that is a loaded season where. It's not surprising that he didn't necessarily win a quickfire but he certainly jumped out here. He and Kevin made a dish that I think really pop for the judges with what they did in the quickfire that even those Aso's Pasta was dry and there were some issues there which emily. I have another question just from a prep standpoint. Is there ever any world where that Sasso Pasta would have been good? Doesn't it fundamentally half to rest for it to be delivered in a certain way for? Yeah that's just like overwhelming on his art. You know like you need to actually let us rats big. We found the Hashtag for the piping. The only time that we've ever seen a successful thing and I'm kind of like crossing. Scream Sierra but like Michael Cure lello years ago on. What was it. Asa IRON CHEF IRON CHEF IRON CHEF. Yeah Pasta and everyone was like risky move. Hurrell view it pulls it off. That's like the only time I've ever seen anybody in a competition setting like this. Where like he managed to like nail it so like Sasso coming in. I don't know if he's levels early E-e-e-e-no but just I don't know why you would do that as your initial I without being like hold on we actually have an. It was surprising because I think one of the fundamental construction of the quickfire meant that this red team came in. They had no idea how long it would take the other teams to come in so there was no clock on the wall and they walked into that kitchen. They thought maybe we could have an hour. Maybe we could have twenty minutes. I don't I don't think they knew but it just seemed like once they see the blue team come in and they realize oh they're only five minutes behind us that probably means the team's only going to be five minutes behind them depending on how long it takes to break those nuts open baby then. I don't know I don't know why he he still went through with it. I mean there's really not a lot of time to pivot but you just the laws of science and nature are going to change by virtue of them. Being in the top chef kitchen I agree completely opened. That'd be cool. There's no plus Josh. Has that power a full insulated kitchen? That is just like operating on a rule system. Totally separate reality next season please. Top Chef Alternate Universe Haley. Who jumped out to you? That we have highlighted yet or somebody that you WanNa talk about that. We haven't spent time with. Is it going to be any no? It's not although I think. Incredible episode ten out of ten on her. I Love I love having her there she just brings a beautiful brightness to the show that I just jumping we get a lot BA. No the person I want to highlight is somebody who I love but I forgot how much I love her. And I'm Stephanie. She had a pretty incredible episode. I completely understand her. Fear going to competition because she doesn't have a restaurant she's probably the only personal chef there and it's just a different style Than a restaurant chef. You don't move quite as quick. But Stephanie just held her own and I love I just I feel like I get her things -iety she has used fuel her and she just did super well. She played a cool. She did a great job. I Love Her. I hope she goes super far. She also brought back ghost. Nick by flashback and I was just like dragging your boy Curtis Clark freakiness guy triggered by that. You're willing to know. I hope she does well and is vindicated so that people will leave nickelodeon block. It'll be like well. She should have wanted to begin with her over. Yeah there's no good Jamie and get hate from that side of the Melissa. Melissa even said what was what was what was Jamie. Do we get. This is game so no no. No I think new. I'll be. The nick apologised the person WHO's present. I will say that. That's nie-nieto surprise me on several fronts Could you tell us? Ryan the top chef judges panel got some deleted content. Make it onto the podcast over the over the week that was a really blessed content that perhaps paraphrase for us so I did. I was correct in that I did have any draft team last season and then the quick comment is in terms of like your wife. I'm choosing at this moment to talk about. Her is surprised me a little bit. How timid she seemed at the beginning of this episode at that. I flashed back to last season remember. She was kind of the same way then but then she quickly accelerated into being like just by episode. Two or three much more forceful in just in. I think she's still binding her feet and that's what I anticipate for her. But I don't know if it's the top chef version of the Mandela effect. Is the the the the Padma fact or something but I- legit thought that it was Nina calcium finale last season lassie? Everybody everybody on the PODCAST was talking about. She went out twelve. And I'm like no did dwell. Okay got their research wrong. I'm saying no no I was like I literally wrote notes incentive. I know I ain't never I remember reading stuff about the dog named Tofu but I don't remember the placement of Jacqueline I. I don't think the used by the peripheral stuff than the hard data which is like the story of my life. But that's what you want to hear from the tabular cuts but yeah that that was something that and honestly amused by but I still stand by graphic. She's she's a joy in openness. She loses some of the the first episode jitters and gets back to you know how she was just in the fouling couple episodes of initial season. He's not here but Mike Bloom. He detects me one. Take that he has from the episode and it fits alongside what we're saying here and I think could be a good segue into talking about the elimination. Challenge is a his only real. Take that he has represented one. Is that Brian Malarkey. What an absolute hot mess. And I am so here for him this season and I got a issue a mea culpa because I just broad brushed Brian Malarkey as oh he's just another one of my favorite boring white shoots. Put Him on your team. Kurtz and the the the Double Brian Sich Brian Malarkey. Not Boring at all. I guess I have no memory of him on top shape whatsoever. He really is just kind of like a Tasmanian Devil of disaster. Well he within that disaster liking like a controller like he's just like really really really wild and highly entertaining the why I liked his bed. Commentary it is not fair to put these full grown adult in bunk beds doing it. Why are we doing here? Still I sleep in a bunk bed and I live alone so no no. I'm kidding shit. I feel like this is audio. We are recording. We need to take my my Webcam in my room so prove that this is not the I'm not. I'm not opposed as long as it does have a full sized bed and I have a trundle that I sleep. Yeah and we cover. And we sleeps in trundle. I Tucker and I say you got everything you got your water in the in the crevice underneath badge see. I've got everything I've got. My Book is okay and I guess are lightly on the forehead and then I pushed the trundle underneath. And you know she. She wakes up earlier than I do so just that she has to knock after about two hours and then I get up and I run is. I didn't think it was interesting that just ask so. Obviously it seemed like He. I'm the team captain. That should be calling the shots. Here's Brian taking over. Everything and I was like well. You're kind of the draft leaders. I don't know if necessarily the CHEF leader but more probably did JOE. Sasso is the leader. And we should even I kurt with our with our Swiss cheese brains as it pertains to top chef history. I think we've watched enough to know that like the discordant team typically does not do well. There are exceptions to the rule but like if there is if there is a difficulty at the leadership level things are not going to go. It was interesting to see. I don't think we see much. Luckily we scored this episode. I'm just thinking back. I think it was luckily more technical issues that landed teams in trouble than team harmony issues. Or do we say that didn't feel tremendously contentious. If anything all the teams were like. Yeah put out great food and then later on we're like Oh maybe. They had a couple of lines from Brian Right. Where our about Brian? Where Leeann and Joe? Both had confessionals where they're like well. We're starting to share some ideas and Brian. Just Kinda says. Do this do that do this do that. And both those two are sort of remarked on it but that did not seem to be a story on that they were presenting the the the two people on his team struggled because of him. If anything Brian's dish was really was really well executed in in some respects on he was safe and it didn't seem like US mistakes or his problems where the reason that the other two chefs had problems even though that was slightly presented at least on the show but when it comes to team discord the person that I think I just want to spare a couple words for because I don't know if you guys know this but there were some team Gordon. The previous season and Jamie actually gave up his immunity and went home for it. Can you wait what was no Jamie? Give up his immunity and went home for it because there's some team discord where he felt like he was the leader. He felt he should be responsible. Jamie I thought. He had had immunity at that the time he gave it up. Which is crazy. I don't know why you would ever do that. And then he ended up going home for a reverse. Nicholas if you will But the situation here I think Jamie had a really good episode. You picked really well and I love his line after they won hibiscus. And I'm so glad I picked you guys and it was really genuine. I thought very charming and he he stood out. He had this idea for a sauce for his muscles to put some of the actual char from the embers there. In the SAUSA- that was really well received muscles. Were a little dry. But you know so remind when I wake up in the morning so we're all good but other than that you know. I thought it really a pretty good episode for Jamie. This first episode had some good content and another person. I think. Pick near the end of drafts. Probably across the country people. Doing these top chef drafts. Probably had Jamie along with Melissa along with Lisa Stephanie. A little lower on their boards on I think a good episode in different ways for all of those people so a very good start to the season across the board. We're getting content from everybody out there which is really hard to do. I was fifteen massive talents on the show and finding a little way to have each of them stand out in their own way well executed premier for sure. Yeah I actually like if someone was not maybe like the least represented person in the episode for me. Was Joseph Esta. I would agree with that. Yeah I feel like somebody's upset. We didn't get much from so that's interesting Well we're losing to stash shave that sweet tooth Mar- Oh Mario death. Oh my God should. Should we transition to talking about the elimination challenge? Been hinting at it. The the the winning team from the quickfire the red team each of those five got some you know handpick their their team of three and it was at least the last thing like I think Antonio yesterday she wasn't salty at all. Or maybe emily sorry goldfish brain already. But yeah and I think the big twist here they had to do a progressive three course meal on the beach using only fires the only implement which which really pleased. Angelo fire represents their life in this show. That's a different show widow or was it was a bryner Angela. That was most. I know Brian says he has. The urban would is one of his restaurants. And he's he doesn't like Electricity Milwaukee Larkin Big Fan of the of the fire. He was super psyched. I think that's a big part of why he he took such a such a stranglehold over the team. With 'em in with Leeann stranglehold I've been stronghold the challenge. Take him to the beach. The show off the great expanse of Los Angeles by start with the start of the top observatory the Observatory. And then go out go. Further West. The Pacific Ocean and at the beach life was this was fun. Landed see and a little bit of air as well. Joe's has some highway numbers in there. Josh somebody help me out here please. Relative ten it's a that's only goes along the coast. Yeah Joe Yeah. It was good. It was a good challenge. I liked it. Why did you think is a good idea to make flap Red Buddy? All there's not as much top chef not top flat and that's a different show Bravo. Tv DOT COM. That I would sign up for. I mean I wouldn't be bad at it. It just seems that you know I agree with you. Flat breads seemed like Asec for what's going on here especially when it's like this like they're saying like yeah it's it's opened fire and that's like what you're cooking with but also this is a seafood. Chan when you when you have flat. Bread bread can be a vehicle for seafood but like men is GonNa be good talking to the principal pizza here so like Mississippi. Really up my alley. I was raising his hand while I was going to ask you about that. Do you think there's a world where he could do like a frank pepe as like a White Clam Pie in? That does well as the open flame. Just kind of taking about it I when he was sort of over eating clam pilots. Yes yeah I I I mean now. We're skimming through the elimination. But I think that's fine. We can just talk all this stuff through. I think there's no order here. Aranda. I duNNo. Maybe people aren't going to like it. I'm having a really good time. Gamblers analysts in any way. Whatever I think sastre talks about it right like his issue is editing. He can't edit himself he doesn't know how to do it. But like was just too convoluted and I think internal you're absolutely right. I think that there is a very tried and true way of doing a seafood pizza at like you can riff on to a certain degree but the look any further away than the master. The Frank Pepe style clam pie that is emulated. Nationwide from from various different different established mall. See to shining from SITA's shining. That's Joe Antonio. There is a place near you that you'd sent me a screen shot of a menu that that was like That's like a new haven style pizza place in Cincinnati Right. I mean it's everywhere and just that's why I saw what he would be interested to do. Was something like that was a good flavor profiles like you know fire roasted clams ache and who doesn't like. Bacon you know it's very buttery is lemony if you do it right. It's got Parsley Parsley Dope. All these things tag parsley dope very together so well and like that is something that like. You're not you're not tempted to like put more stuff with black red by the construction of the malar squad. The way that they presented all their stuff made it seem like they wanted everything so mix and mingle together. I'm red was going to be like some sort of like scooby vessel for everything else. Yeah I'm not speaking from experience here but you can get in trouble in high school for convincing classmates that Parsley as dope actually oregano worse. A lot better Yeah you're right. I class mates remember we to do remember when we had high schools due to leave her house. Soon or else we definitely gonNA cry on the PODCAST. Let's say I'll cry during the commercial break? I I definitely thought of you. Josh with that White Clam. I thought that reminds me of Josh. No I saw I saw nicknamed White Clam I've thought about. There's a world where where he does this well and it actually pops but it just seemed like you overloaded it and it also seemed like there was a general construction issue with how they served. Everything like you're putting it all on one plate at the table and say dishes were really thin sauces and they mixed with that flat bread and that didn't go well. My mental image of it was like this flat. Bread was almost like creased or folded in such a way that directly funneled sauce onto college. Liens Titian like there was like a huge family style issue with on a lasting. And this and don't get me started the foul. No coincidence meat is completely quit since that like looking at our spreadsheet of all the dishes the two dishes with the longest names are also the bottom two. I think that's a little hints of the chefs or interesting. Yeah okay but yeah I mean like Orleans. Fish burned shit and she Christmas stuff on top and no one will know him off and saying you know. I'm so familiar higher. So it's surprising that she wasn't like Oh yeah. Let me brush little oil grill prior to run my fish down which any issue ever cook is super delicate with in like come on like a frying. And if it's anywhere you able slip that properly and you always need something. Well Yeah and then following that the basic chemistry of the oil directly on the fire right. Yeah it just seemed it seemed to me and I think this is what you hear from a lot of people that have been on the show. People that have been on this podcast. That have talked about it just in your own head so quickly on top chef you can get in that top chef kitchen you can screw up a quickfire and then you can start chasing. You can really start second guessing yourself. You start making rookie mistakes clearly. Those are things that Leeann knows in terms of the oil on the fire terms of seasoning. The Grill. Like these are things that she knows. And yet you could second guess yourself on our own Jessica lease here from reality. Tv wrap ups and so many podcasts. That we've all done with her in the past talks about this as a quote five whole challenge when she talks about the amazing race and that is when a contestant is presented with something that they are really skilled at. And that's the that's the challenge and yet it can really causing the second guessing. You've had hockey players on the amazing race. Go Out and fail to get hockey bugs in that. When other people were hockey players did really well? So you can just really get in your own head because it's just so big of a target and it seems so perfect for you to do that. You can really screw it up and I can imagine very easily how to do that and I could also imagine how easy would be to do that. With a panel of judges they had at this table. Jamie referred to it as finale panel amy. Emily did anything jump out to you. About any of these specific judges were really people that off. You finally got into Zaire on if you are somebody who had to literally present the dish you just under such duress right like it's hot outside. You're working over a flame and you're talking about California with Z. And you look at all of those judges. I mean I would have probably passed out like you have Nancy Silver Pent- you have like everybody who is known for that particular styles for the most part in Silverton. A dangerous person be flat bread to bring your flat bread game. Some of the very best pizza in Los Angeles Schumer Rusty with seafood. Yeah the Jeremiah Tower. You have our Samuel Burke Samuel said. Can we take a minute about? How amazing he until you're is going. I've worked with them. In past Samuelson became wine. And he's so lovely America's Samuelson like look like somebody that like James Bond meets for information like quarter of the way into a movie. He had like just incredible. Hat is wide open so showing some chest you just was like loving the beach life. Marcus Danielsson best dressed of the episode. And it's not even close. He's got a new project at our Harlem Project. That's out that I really have been wanting to check out. I downloaded the audio book. And I just haven't been able to get through to a point where I can listen to it yet but I find that fascinating and your loved him on. The show definitely loves the LITTLE JUST. He just looked fantastic. Hey did you have any comments on? Marcus samuelsen's attire at the table. I just love everything about him yet. He's those who want more markets like he and Nancy. I believe argue regular judges on was the. What's the what's the tournament show again? The champions which I always wanted to call the German Tournament of champions by maybe shot onto was so. That's the he's he's a delight on there as well He's a delayed on every single thing. He's ever been one of my favorite episodes markle. Martin Mark Team. You'll send content is. There is a couple years ago and I don't remember the name of it and I think there was only like three or four episodes and it's when celebrities went and the kitchens of famous chefs and cook with Mindy killing went to Red Racer and cut with Marc Samuelson. Think like Alyson Hannigan. Christopher Beller something cooked with one of the bill cosby Oh brothers anyways magical show can remind me what that's called no idea but I do remember Marino. I'm saying it to the void. The Void Way Samuelson. I believe was the first one out of the next iron chef competition spoiler alert. I have not seen that. This is like from a decade ago at this point so martyrism star place. Where past star plates is that the name of the show Star Place Star play? It looks Antonio googling in the background I think in trying to reach into the ether goodling divine dash it. We all loved Marcus Danielsson but I thought Jeremiah Tower was a dick when he totally into swim home. That was shitty. That was that was a park me now and then and even the people at the table gale and Pama. Where like? It's a long way to Hawaii. Okay don't be a Dick Cook and four feet of snow all pregnant. Let's not exactly back your knives in swim. Nobody likes knee Lou. But Gosh it. I must gale and gale. Welcome back Dale and I loved that. They gave her a moment where the White Gail. Welcome back because everyone at home it was like. Oh my God this is something that that shift Kalicki. Oh talked about in the interview. We did where he is like. Not I'm glad gaels well He. He didn't say that specifically but he did say that. Like yeah top chef coming back right now is is well timed. Because it's at a time where people really need reminders. Like how vital the restaurant industry is and how vital food industry is and everything like that as we're in such danger of losing so much right now but it's not just that it's the fact that there's so many familiar faces now on our TV right now as we're in a place where we're seeing less and less of our familiar faces just in our life. It's a half people in our home. Who WE WE RECOGNIZE? Even just on television is really soothing. Thing and I felt that way to a certain degree about many of the contestants but as we've discussed like there are some that are just a little over my head in my memory but like Galas family. You know like to see gale back. It's great. It's a great to see her back on the show and I'm so stoked that we're going to. We're going to have her here. You know hopefully every single week. It'd be nice if it felt like the band is back together and he was doing the. What would tom do show? And she's great on it so your new content. We got it. I know Joshua Hailey to evaluate marcus. Samuelsson Sartorial Choices Haley. Would you like to comment on Gregory's a leather jacket? Gregory does something to me is. Sexiest shaft is well deserved. I E I big Fan of his style. I love his tortoiseshell glass is he he's I don't know something about that guy. You know something about that guy. I really enjoyed the fact that I always struck me as someone from another planet and I thought the same thing about Angelo in the fact that those two are butting our buddies now and they're like cooking next to each other in the museum plus they're doing their prep. They just seem like good friends. I can't ask for much more than these two goof-balls Yukking it up all season long. I hope they're both around a while for them to do that so i. I really enjoyed the leather jacket. What a look. He's just a confessional. Look what's what's on. The bottom is what I want to know where where is it. Is it like Is it like a rock? Look in this season of fish net tights. I WanNa know if maybe like Ross Style. Leather pants pants powder on to make sure he can get them on lack something else. I wanted to pace abuser challenge. Water has created a paste. Something it sounds like something. Tom Might say Tom also said when the sun is shining on the top of your feet? It's always a beautiful day. Can We unpack that? A little bit is that the case is that true when the sun is shining on the tops of your fees you under no tops longer than the indeed. I think the if I can unpack that I believe you're saying if it's sunny out and you're in a position where you can be walking around somewhere barefoot than odds are you're having a good day or if you're stranded on a deserted island and you don't have shoes and you've got no hope of rescue even if it's a beautiful day outside probably alarming that you're stuck on a deserted island well. Let's get Tom's feet. Brian's face some Sun Block Gregory is the winner of the challenge. The charred salmon grilled peaches and the Joey dressing. I would like to eat it. That's the comment. That's just that's my assessment of the win. I would like to eat it. It sounded delicious. It looks delicious. I'm a big fan of the of the savory with sweet salty and the sweet nice treat so salmon grilled peach. Good call much better. Maximum than when the sun is shining on the top of your feet. That's always a beautiful day. I like salty and sweet so it was a nice treat or whatever you said. Hey I like the flavor profile. Gosh the way you just put it together is is in good off opium sweet now. I thought one of the kind of ingenious things that Gregory did. He had chart ingredients grilled ingredients and roasted ingredients. So you use that fire in a lot of different ways. There were other chefs of course. Who are accused of not using the fire enough or for not using what was what was there to prep their dish. Some people seem like they got away with it like Tom. Leases each and I can't for the life of me at least on the I watched through and really not paying attention is trying to figure out where the fire wasn't that she go anywhere near the girl for that but but it didn't seem to matter because it was a really well executed dish but for others. He was digging that. Like oh all you did for the fire and this was just one thing come on. It's not there but in Gregory's not only was the flavor profile Ace's by. He had char grilled andrus ingredients. I thought that was really savvy thing for him to do in a really really just a well thought out a use of what was given to them in the challenge. So full marks all the way around for sure. We'll marcus has all the way around. We'll marcus all the way around. And he did. He did a lot. So that's very and that's talking about like you know it was Melissa. Who put the Ridichio like right into? The embers was fire and that seemed to go over well with the judges to so interesting use of fire. I guess it's like I think it's like the seafood was supposed to be the star of this challenge. Maybe the fire judges were. This is your limitation versus Orca. Point that you have to. That's why we didn't get much talk about Lisa's severe J. Or some of the other essential raw gradients but I was really impressed by not just Melissa's choice to do that but also the the paid out in the end the she actually got kudos and I was glad to see that twin huts fireworks out for roaming. That's Melissa twelve overwhelming now so very calm. Put the libra. Yeah Yeah earlier Queen we stand we stand. We have no choice but to Stan Jason Choice. There is really no question that it was GonNa be the fastest squad on the bottom here right like there was on a now like every team seemed to have like one thing just like judy scrooge off but it felt like this was just like a car wreck in every way. Editing just led me to believe like these people are just not in for a great time when it comes to the judging panel. I thought maybe some of drama was gone because I think that they were like the way the second or the third team to serve and they did so badly that like everybody else even though they have like some things against them as they were going in the judges table like none of them were bad enough to surpass the Zastava squad so it was like it was pretty clear to me. I was pretty depressed for the rest of the episodes. Like both Joe and Leeann were the ones that sucked on losing someone share. I didn't I don't like to lose. That lamb wasn't obviously Kevin and Angel. Oh Bingo my team was a little concerned because both of them in their in their teams did not seem to deliver a but it. It really was clear that the red team across the board had more issues and so they were going to end up on the bottom so it was pretty clear. Like you're saying Josh. Who was yeah more gravity and who wasn't and it was also clear that the. Brian was probably going to be safe that his dish was at least liked enough compared to the other two that he probably wasn't going to go home. It wasn't a team captain. They weren't assigning any real responsibility to the team. Captains they often do anyway and so there was never any question that was going to be one of these two. I did have some question as to which it was which one of the two was going to be would they? Would they send Leeann Home? For what was called a rookie. Mistakes in the ocean. Grower in the Ocean Center back home like a ship in a bottle like a message in a bottle. I thought maybe that it would be heard on a side because five Fisher who is going to be land what what really jumped out to. You is the Haley. Why do you think they decided what they decided? Ultimately I don't know I think it was an execution error on Joe's part where he just put a bunch of soggy ingredients on a flat bread. And it's just that's hard to overlook I don't know I feel like you can make an argument for either of them going home because they got so little from Joe in the episode. I thought well like we've gotten some Leeann content. She must be the one going home. That was just not the case. I I love Leanna. Didn't want her to go home but I thought she made bigger mistakes than Joe. Did I think maybe the moment that Joe described his word? His food ingredients glue to hold stuff took the top. Tom Com hit the brakes. That as okay never described food is Google. I also think that like when you look at the professional shot of everyone's dish individually. I the second time around Joe's and was like all like that it's just laden with Ailey. There's just like layer completely all over that thing it's a glue. Yeah like I was like no boy at this is this is GonNa work out with the. Ao is awful sounding term. I can't and it sounded like it was the liquids from the Helmet and and the Savita that potentially co-mingled combing your take into account like you know what's what's what are the. What are the other two dishes? How are they gonNA dishes negatively impact? Mine if so let's we're going to have to potentially change something in my hands so now now knock. Antonio Kevin Being your boy and his dish not being. Well received the UNPACK. That a little bit. Did you have any any thoughts on what he had made? It seem like everybody agreed that it looked inviting but it just didn't coalesce first of all. It's a crime that he wasn't considered one of the sexiest chefs. I'm going to have to talk to somebody about but second of all secondly or however be a Roman numeral two yeah he drafted Jen Carroll specifically in his talking head saying you draft. If you WANNA see food challenge this. She knows what she's doing and he's right about that. She tells him a little worried. Your swordfish is going to dry out and then he hammers the shit out of it so I don't know it seemed like his compositions the way. He described his dish which is always a note about Kevin the way he talks about food just something that really pop during his season. The Padma has talked about just a lot throughout the aftermath of his season. How much she enjoys hearing Kevin. Talk about his food the way he introduces dish. The way it looks at all sounds great. It just fails to come together in part because the centerpiece was hammered. I and that's the no he gets Look I don't think this is going to continue to be a problem for Kevin. I think he knows what he's doing. But this was not ultimately the best. Start for him and it was disappointing. I think no one was more disappointed than cabinet. I'm sure I did have a huge laugh at his line. About the judges table The resurrected Christ. We'll be back to judge. Your food like that level of panel was really funny so not the best premiere episode for Kevin But on the other hand he and Brian did win the quickfire with their for their team so ups and downs and the team that he picked and chose. I think they'd really pretty well without him. So seems like he's got his his his alignment in the right place and I think he'll be good going for Arnav any anything else we got. How about the House that they're living in the Hollywood hills and we talked about the bunk beds. You and she's so. Why is this person could have their own bedroom? Minutes could be sleeping out on the patio some believable house on his evil. How THEY'RE TRYING TO TORONTO? Yeah Campbell A PATIO. That tux underneath the patio stacked patios. That goes out on all the way down all the way to the to the orderly. Patios from Laurel Canyon all the way to the. How about the top chef kitchen? Brian remarked on what an upgrade from his season. But I think this is an upgrade. Even from recent seasons looks good looks good. It looks like they've got everything they possibly need for more fryer space. So there's like a big food. There's like the ride challenge. Quick Fry challenge. Do we attribute that to the fact that it's L. A. And they have four space preventing out expert at the Taylor. Maybe maybe definitely a good possibility there. The prizes also bickered two hundred twenty five thousand so maybe they just amped up everything. We've got our typical Brooke Williamson commercial in the US airings of this show but instead of just Brooke we have a whole family. Now Brooks whole family was in the commercial so everything is super size. Now great our weekly dose of oil is always a blast reaching Brooke. If she wants to talk about any of this stuff kitchen this episode probably is it probably would have been a challenge involving either seafood or fire or both. Yeah Yeah I lamps. Although if it was usually it's not necessarily of twists which twist with the person got wrong. So maybe it was joe and it hit the flat bread challenger compose a flat bread. That has a liquid elements to make a flopper SMOOTHIE. Exactly make a flat bread. Spiritual a fly ball. It would probably be. It would probably be something with edit yourself. I think I mean considering. That's the not wearing pants and greedy and flat bread or for whatever our US ten and who has the best one with the most ingredients? I mean it would probably be something to that effect. I would imagine we had a lot of herbs and I know Kurt You. This is not going to be under reported year. You can't stand the fennel there were there. Were a lot of dishes with fennel to me. This is you think this is going to be constant throughout the season. It was going to be fennel panic for you own it. It's it's just it's one of the stand is that I don't know if somebody on the top chef staff is like you know backed by big fennel seems to be enacted fennel my high school nickname is I think for. I think he even appeared as early as quick so I think we saw at least three dishes. That included canal. Either in the onscreen description are in the verbal description of the chefs gave. So I'm on final. Watch right now and just check in on. Okay do you. Did you take the end of the episode? Padma saying Oh you had a rough day. Ask Your next challenge starts now. Is that a joke or not. I don't think so. I think I think they're going right. Sounds like they're going right into their. It wasn't your next thing. She used the phrase. I believe elimination challenge. It sounds like they're going right into another elimination challenge. I don't know if that if that is true. Essentially that means there is no quickfire restaurant wars episode to God. Can you imagine what a nightmare before people they wouldn't that fourteen seventy seven so big of a team ivy pretty upset about that but thanks challenge remove just ask does bunk bed symbols. Brung bed. Turn it into a trendall an allen wrench. I think I think it's a toss McHugh. Toss them right into the next challenge. Feels like a very all-stars type of season type of move like not even just top just like reality which is see. Now Choose Land Next Josh. Air We get your triumvirate. Oh my God. I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it. No so we'll see. I think that that's that's a pretty action packed episode to look imported that Ross right into it then purposely avoiding the previews for the next I did. They are infamous for spoiling stuff site. I'm dumb so well. I'm not watching them. I'm avoiding the previews. I do think that they can often reveal too much so steering clear. Go ahead go ahead. I'm going to ask you if you got the full episode I did. I watched it in a place that I do believe because I sat a series reporting for it on my Dvr. It was only one hour. So I don't think it would have been the full episodes so I I think I want to go back and watch it for a third time and see what was missing for mckinney and the Canadian report would be would be great to have a standing standing updates rexes. I'll say what I do. I do miss that moment. In every podcast where he'll be is like what's making this up. Really what do you think about this? E Don't know it wasn't aired here caught at the border but also the air top chef our airs at ten PM Eastern here which is an hour later than it air for you guys so like. I don't know I think last year halfway through the season it switched okay in that. It's such a late show ten PM. I don't know what we're going to ten. Pm Pacific so. I have to avoid spoilers enlists like I find other means to watch. If you're in Canada get the hey you APP. Because they have the full episodes of top chef as aired in the states on the great big fan not sponsored. Hey you please call me honking my nose which signals that. Perhaps it's time to wrap up watched it on the video talk just to Mention Fun Meredith. Surprisingly having a good time with this guy considering we haven't seen anybody else for a really long time cats cat content here or I on on instagram. Got Your quarantine cats on loss. You looked at coordinates on the James Gordon Dean at some point emily. We really do have to watch. Cats probably do some sort of something that anyway I don't. I don't think I've got anything else. Contributes top chef land fun? This is great. What a what a good way to spend our Saturday morning thing. I thought this was good. Yeah I think so. And if you want more rambling content from US working people find you on the Internet. I am at Kirk Clark with to seize on all of your major and minor social media platforms. It'd be if you WANNA share with what beers you're drinking technically. Aren't there where we where we get that recording. Tell me what you're GonNa say occurred Clark is that to seize with one or two mighty. Yeah that's right. My best to work on the Internet at a scene Massaro with Tuesdays and one R. O. Joshua a Matt Round Tower like run. 'em We were you. I'm Josh. That's my job. Emily where can people don't man slain Haley's role so sorry you Haley For those of you who do not follow the at mlive which is like an Omelet. But within the E. And it's just going to ask and you can find me on twitter and Instagram as strong underscore. Yesterday I made some to Ingredient Eagles. So that's can you? Can you talk about that? A little bit different gradients Bagel. I'm actually not a big bag person. I know that's blasphemy. I think that's my hottest food tape because I find him to thicken to dance so I wanted to try these out and I thought they were pretty good because I could make them as soon as I want. What is your say Bagel Bagel Bagel? So it's technically to ingredient Bagel. But it's not 'cause I had to make my own self rising flour. Mix It with Greek yogurt. I didn't have that Iceland. Excuse Yogurt aramark go to work. And I had some trader Joe's everything but Bagel season ain't astute on their supernatural stuff. Yeah so Yeah that's my team asking questions but that my blog is strong takes out. Ca The rotating cooking right now. Because what do you got? What are you doing? I did the local foods for my groceries. I got some of their their their daily area lemon Rosemary chicken breasts but I die. Sit Up and he ended up with some buffalo cauliflower in Iraq. With some blue cheese crumbles SARACHO was Tasty it's probably GonNa be my lunch today. I've got some more of that. Extremely my thing on the tonio made anything good over there. Last thing I made was some vodka sauce tonic. Drink Vodka as much as I make it in suggests acceptable emily. I saw some incredible homemade pizza. On your end of what's going on there. We have like a thing. That's called like pizza box that you put on top of your gas range. We were going to buy it for the people our building we were gonNA have because we have a grill as part of the news and we thought it was like a real top pizza box and we got the wrong one and it was. It was like a gas stove. Top eats boxing. We're happy accident so we've got to share it so emily Joe. What was the? What's the recipe from a book? Confirm Masculine so affiliate chef that note. I E tap are really. It was really really good and we topped it with. I just crushed tomatoes. Put that down. We put some shaved Parmesan on directly on the sauce. We had some Mozzarella that we had pirata that we crumbled up like a Mozzarella and put that on there. We had some sliced garlic that emily sliced with a razor blade. Because that's the way I saw that it was a little terrified. I'M NOT GONNA lie that she wants and now all the joint locked up so I figured we put. We put some leftover Parmesan sprinkled on the cross before we did bake. So there'd be a little bit cheesy crust of bread but some good some of that good ego and slid it in and ate it. Sorry that part-time awful related in and it was really good until then the quarantine be show is quite hardy accident anyways. That's what we made. I just want to add. Please do not add me about the way say Bagel okay. Let's not do that. What you live your life. Haley this dry Canadian accent. I can't go today. I can't get on my roof flake. I don't know what you want from me. A BAGEL BAGEL ladle fine. We're all fine. We're adults here. So yeah if you want to let us know what you've been quarantine cooking all food things Look at the time I guess. 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"Hi this is Gilbert Godfrey then if you WANNA personalized video from me a personal light shout out and and who would you know just anything like hire peoper day happy anniversary congratulations. I hate you and and I never wanted to talk to you again. GO TO CAMEO DOT COM Slash Gilbert Godfrey. I know a lot of you would like liked to slide Gilbert Godfrey Cavallo dot com for a personalized video breeding bromate the people this is Phil Rosenthal on Gobert coverage amazing colossal podcasts. Why don't you listening Hi Michio Gilbert Godfrey Niches Gilbert Godfrey to mazing colossal podcast. I'm here with my co host Frank Santo Padre in our engineer Frankford world. Stop our guest. This week is a producer author director. Emmy nominated television writer who scripted some down with the most popular TV shows of the last forty years including Rowan and Martin's laughing Olinda Pamela Amash the Mary Tyler Moore Show Rhoda Sanford and son and the golden girls he even even had the plagiar- an honor of doing two episodes up till dad with Gilbert Guy. Finally a cynic guru hired you done to man and everybody hates Chris. He's also the creator programs like lots of John. Laura Cape Show my wife and kids and the Netflix series the ranch starring Ashton good shirt Sam Elliott and Debra winger which is entering its fourth and final season in a career that started way back in the nineteen sixties with a personal invitation from slavery wide. He's we're in four and worked with. I'll who's who of showbiz icons including Jimmy Durante Bob Hope George George Burns Ray fuck share Lily Tomlin Goldie Hawn Steve Martin Jerry Lois Body Wadi Acted Alice Cooper and David. Yes he has worked with Milton Berle and yes. I do have a question to ask John to work with many of our previous guests including Ted. Eh was Eliana Douglas Art Metron. No Norman Lear Allen and John Amos have doc guides even worked with SID melted. He's also the author of a terrific book about his late great friend. Clarence clements cold big man filled with entertaining stories about their lifelong friendship and life on the road with Bruce springsteen and the e street back. Please welcome on artist of many towns interesting and a man who claims that Jackie gleason once made him sit and watch him work from not tau in Metro. That's very funny ton. Were you wow that's quite a big men could have been the title of my Milton Berle still. Thank you go well that leads us right to start. Ought off their you know it was my first job on television. It was a show called Jimmy Durante presents the Lennon sisters our and there were three of US writing it may a guy named bill box who had invented the box card the amusing greeting card he was the other writer and a guy named Hugh wedlock junior in your who had added the junior to his name so everyone would think he was his own son. Hugh had worked for Jack Benny see for years and years and he was the the old pro on on this show and durant had called in all his markers and all his all his old friends. We're going to be on the the show we got to go to Jack. Benny's house. It was all kinds of interesting things that happened but on the first day in the writers were in this Little Bungalow Hugh Hughie Louis says to me. You know if Milton likes you. He'll show you his cock and I thought wow Kansas I said he was. I had never heard any stories about Milton Berle I I I I was a show business almost the show business virgin and so I said a really and he said Yeah Yeah Yeah you know he won't take it out. He'll find a way to to show show it to the Milton. Week comes along every star was there for a week and Milton's there we do a table read we do rehearsal rehearsal rehearsal and finally getting to the dress. S. Rehearsal on Thursday and Huey and bill and I are sitting in the audience and somebody comes out and says Milton wants to see you guys in the dressing. You must've talked about wants to talk about the gladiator sketch which he was about to rehearse cloudy and while we're in there Bilton address these got a suit certain Italian and there's there's a there's a wardrobe guy there were them guy named bill blue who also designed Elvis's costumes. He was really a brilliant guy anyway. He was there to put. Milton this gladiator outfit and during the twenty minutes that we were there Milton gets completely undressed smoking a big cigar art and he's standing there naked talking about the punchline to the to the to this show it was it was a little disconcerting so described his cock who are okay yes sure have you ever seen a fungal. Bat very similar to a combination of a fungal bed and a cyclops baby. You know what a fungal fattest no just such a great word that used to hit batting practice a large a large base imagine that would be an more it was going to say it's an exclusive club but it may not be an exclusive club. Now has seen it yeah. I think a lot of people I think he waved it around. I would ask you okay well. That's good. It was a pleasure talking to you now another thing we've had this guy on our show and that was the terrific. Marty Allan now Marty Allan used to be in the team team of Allen and Rossi were I. I love watching them growing up they were like the poor man's Martin and Lois Yeah hello there and now you. You told me you have a connection there well. It's it's a loose connection a so I was working at my father's furniture store in North Kingstown Rhode Island when I was a kid and I was writing jokes for comics that came through town and so sloppy white on the tonight show on a Wednesday night with Johnny Carson and sloppy was doing a bit called the first black vice vice president which was setup punchline. Where do you stay on unemployment at the head of the line. You know there was I understand. You're You're a you've got a scholarship to the university. Mississippi athletically said yes. I was a javelin catcher so it was it was setup punchline setup personally so I wrote a He. He's coming to Rhode Island that Saturday Saturday night I see in the paper the next day right some jokes that go there go in the dressing room between shows and show him that jokes and he says can you read and I said Shit Yeah Yeah Yeah I can read. He said the reason I asked he says I'm using Maitre D.'s and busboys to do the the setups the the straight lines and and they can't read and they fuck it up so you know I'll give you three hundred fifty dollars a week and I'll pay your expenses and you can be in the act with me if you can write jokes like this every day and I said sure and he said okay we open at the Apollo Theater next Friday night with Jackie Wilson and big may bell and I said great and he gave me his address and phone number and I went home and the next morning I had told my parents I was leaving home with a fifty two year old black guy named sloppy in and I did I did. I went up to his house and in White Plains he lives in White Plains at the time when we started working on the act and did a couple of bits and and we opened the Apollo theater that Friday night so we did that for about two and a half years and Steve Roissy who was splitting up with Marty Allan Sauce one night and he came to slap me and said look. I'm splitting up with Marty. I can get us ten grand a week Rica at Caesar's Palace which was more than than slapping and I were making and sloppy said to me look I gotta take this opportunity this guys you know now. This guy has a a player and I'll keep you on at the same amount of money as a writer and I said No. I think I'm going to take a shot at television. So that's my loose loose connection with party. Allah so Rossi indirectly launched you into a television career indirectly yes yeah you're strange odds of this don that a kid who's. WHO's working in a furniture store in Rhode Island should suddenly be on the road with sloppy white performing it Orange Tuxedo. Yes Wilson on the Bill Jack Ma Belle Jackie. Wilson live like this was your excitement was pretty astounding you know for me to to suddenly suddenly find myself in the Apollo theater time. I don't think I'd ever seen more than four five black people in my life certainly not in a group so you know to to go to the Apollo Theater and and beyond the stage at the policy was certainly a life changing eye-opening experience imagine and you worked with these liked liked legendary black into tamers. I did yeah I did we we went back there the following year with Lou rawls and the OJ's while we worked with young Holt Unlimited we worked with with Arthur price shock. You know we worked with a lot of different people. The platters latter's there. There are all kinds of different places. We played a lot of colleges and and clubs around the country in Vegas. We worked in VEGAS for like months at the time. What was the act. I know you you said you weren't orange talks and you were the straight man we asked. Tuck sometimes you know he would say that's a nice Tuxedo wearing mystery. I said we use I address like that. The open that was the opening joke which worked very well at the Apollo not so good in the cats but yeah we did that and he did playing straight for him and writing jokes everyday. I'd try to write topical jokes for out of town we were in and he did an act the first black lack astronaut which was again setup punchline and then we had an act way where where I was reading life magazine and he was reading Ebony which were exactly the same size the the time and I would do some Highfalutin story and he would do the the black version of the same story nineteen years old yeah yeah it was pretty wild that was my that was my education and he became like a surrogate dad to me. You know he was he would tell me things that my dad wouldn't tell me you know you know you can smoke doc dopey. Stay the fuck away from the cocaine you know. He told me that my father would've never told you. It was very good advice. To how did you do it. I did I avoided the cocaine. How did you meet read because I knew we were talking before. We turn the MIC on the sloppy and read had history too. Yeah sloppy read were were partners at Fox in the in the early days Red Fox yeah and I met him on the road. You know we hung out together and we've got high together. You know it was it was a small fraternity of of people that slapping new you know and read was one of them so years years later when Red Got Sanford and son that was how I got to graduate from a joke writer to a Sitcom writer which in those days was a a huge leap shore this so sure so much more difficult less rosy comes in joins the act and this is a an invitation for you to hit the road and and then try your hand as a writer and I love the story where you wound up in. La with a couple of bucks in your pocket and you would give yourself a limited amount of time. I gave myself five days to get a job writing while tastes but I thought well. I thought that would do it because I had sloppy gave me a phone number for George Slaughter because George had made a ah a black version of Laffin called soul and it didn't sell shouldn't have it was really funny but it didn't sell but but slapping now had a relationship ship with George so he gave me this phone number so I checked into what was then the players motel over here on Vine Street and on a Sunday night and Monday morning I called all the number and it was the switchboard at NBC. Okay I talked to George Slaughter and they put me through his secretary and she said he's in a meeting eating and I thought okay well. Call me back he didn't call me back so the other thing we had done was the Steve Allen Show and there were two guys name Jeff Jeff Harrison Bernie Kuku who produce that and Jeffords said if you wrote this material if you're ever looking for a job call me so I called the Steve Allen. Show Kukushkin Harris have been fired tired. They're not there anymore said WHO's producing it now. They said Elias Davis David pollock said. Can I talk to them. They said they're in a meeting so I thought this is weird. In in meetings you know so. I said you have a number on Harrison Kuku off and they said yes and they gave me the number I called it and Bernie Koff answered the phone because they're assistant. Tina was in the bathroom and they were looking for a third writer. Someone young to complement bill box and he went lock junior right the Jimmy Durante show so they invited me to come over and bring my bring my material with me timing had she had she not been in the in the bathroom. Make phone things wouldn't turn that way you would be you would be talking to treat whether it was right. Ah We will and and then they just hired you from that no I I had. I had a phone own book size of jokes because I've been writing jokes every day for two years so I left those and they said we'll call you. in a couple of weeks. We're going to London which was ally. They just told that the everyone it would call them back. Great stay was total bullshit. I went I went back to the hotel and George Slaughter had returned my call a so I I made an appointment to go see him. Jordan at him dropped off my material their copies of it never heard from him. that year. I finally heard from him a year later and he hired me a year later but Bernie kickoff calls back and says Can you write some stuff for us. I said what do you need. Eighty said I need though a monologue for Jimmy Durante a monologue for Bob Hope and three pages of cross talk between Durante and the Lennon sisters so I said sure he said when can you have. I'll have tomorrow morning so I went out and bought newspapers and wrote Topical Jokes and whatever I wrote all night and I brought it over over there Wednesday morning now and Wednesday afternoon they offered me a job so about that things really fallen into place they did yeah yeah yeah and what did that lead to well first of all tell us about Jimmy Durante. Yeah Gilbert's got a story to that's that's what it led to lead to uh-huh working for. Jimmy Durante on Jimmy Durante presents the Lennon sisters our which was you know and it was unbelievable. It was really an education because Jimi was. He was eighty two years old at the time and he was doing this show so he could bring it all his friends. He brought it. You know we would we would have Jack Benny for an entire week. I think he did two episodes. Bob Einstein was on it once. Oh it was all a show yeah. I remember him being in the dressing zero but we had you know Frank Sinatra and Danny Thomas and George Burns and Benny Orange Burn. Everybody yeah everybody in the world. You know we got to go to Jack. Benny's house. You might like this the story Gilbert. We were writing some stuff and they said Jack wants to see you want you to come to the House and I thought Oh shit. Jack Pat's so he knew him for years she had been writing. were running from for years so we go to this house was over where the playboy mansion was right in that neighborhood neighborhood and we pull up in his big house in Butler an actual Butler a guy in a Butler uniform and and I walk in and there's Matisse on the wall and we go up the stairs into Jack's wing. Jack had his own wing on the right side of the House as I recall down this long hallway. Royan Huey knocks on the door and from inside the door. I here yeah come on in his voice and so he goes in. I step into the room and okay. There's a four poster bed. Their big bedroom and Jack Benny is sitting eating on the end of the bed and a an elegant robe and leather slippers. He's watching a TV. That's here on the wall that I can't see and he's laughing his ass off off. He says I watch this every day. It's hysterical and I come and he's watching highway patrol with broaddrick throng AH and every time Broderick Crawford speaks Jack Benny Collapses and laugh. I love it. This is the funniest far in the hold of the whole year was like that and everybody we've spoken to has nothing but good things to say about Jack. Benny we've done two hundred and sixty or these in not not a disparaging word. Here's here's here's Jack. Benny was the week of the show we we meet for breakfast in the commissary the ABC commissary and prospect and Talmadge and he orders Bay connects and the Bacon and eggs common. We're the the only people in there and he takes it by the eggs and he stay says waiter who made these eggs and a guy says well you know the AH chef chef. That's a short order. Cook says the chefs has Brigham out here and we're all looking at each other. Oh Shit what's going on and this guy comes out. You know terrified. He comes out and it was almost like yes Mr Benny and and Jackson did you make these eggs and the guy I said yes. These are the best eggs ever had in my life and that's kind of what he was like. He was a positive force. She knows everything was every day was the best day of his life and he was like he was like a funny. Mr Rogers that's interesting yeah yeah yeah what about what about Durante. I don't think we've in all the shows we've done. I don't think we've ever had anyone tell us about. Durante Durante was was a show business animal. You know he was he was was everything about him was was steeped in show business. All his stories were references to people he knew in Vaudeville and how the actor evolved and yeah that wear Mrs says Calabash came from and you know he was he was an encyclopedia of stuff that I had never heard of that fund you sit and let them hold court. Oh God yeah fund was I would sit in. I was the kid also come on kid. We're going to go eat and and I would go to lunch with him. Sammy Davis Junior or Frank Sinatra. You know we used to go to this restaurant called Sarno Overrun Vermont and they sang opera there we ate there every day and it was always with a different different star now. Durante story through but I just want to say like I remember like you know growing up people who old enough after amendment the Durante on TV he would always end the show with abby good night Mrs Calabash where the you are so who was is Mrs Calabash. Well you know there are different stories. I asked him this question directly once and he said is she was a woman who ran a boarding house that he stayed in when he was when he was struggling and she let him stay there for nothing interest and the act hit and the act took off and he would always thank occur for her charity him to get his career going the story. I got have as that. Durante not toward the last years of his life became a recluse and he wouldn't go out. He locked himself in no one would see him around so someone yeah. I know said they searched and found this house knocked on the door and here hallways and they goes does I'd like to speak to Jimmy Durante and permit side the house. They hear hey here true. Yes me every time I don't know. I had a friend who go to George Burns House. One ninety lighting knocked on the door and this guy answered the door and he didn't wreck it with. He didn't have the wigand or didn't have his teeth in. It was George Burns and didn't know it was George like someone completely -pletely different. MOMS Mabley was like that MOMS Mabley lived next door to sloppy white in in White Plains when when I first started this she was mrs mixed door neighbor She had a sign on the roof of her house that said no squares allowed. That's cold but she was you know she she you would not recognize is her at all or if she was out of the drag you know she was in she was like a normal human being everybody came through that. Durante show and when I heard your interview with with with barricades listening to go going to IMDB and looking up those durante shows. I mean everybody yeah one in every variance for you. What are you. What are you twenty twenty one. I sat with Colonel Sanders Arnold the real colonel said. You're a kid at this point right. When I was a kid twenty-three I was twenty two years old. Yeah and you worked with Jackie gleason. I did you know this is a the gleason. Story is very interesting. Alan cats and I were partners. I'm actually having dinner with Allan Allan. Cats and I were partners in the early days of Laffan thin and we were writing together. We wrote the Sanford and sons together in seventy three and we get a call that Frank Pepa and John Ellsworth were going to do a Jackie gleason special in Florida and they wanted to take some writers with them and would we go meet frank peppy it a- and if you don't know who they are they created Hee haw and syndicated he saw themselves and they were rich they had a lot of money and and and two Canadian guys who created yeah exactly and they and they wanted to they wanted to wear the t shirt as frank said of having written for Jackie so we go out to the Malibu colony knock on the door and frank pepe who was one of the most elegant people I've ever met and and and and a consumer of Jin. Let's put it that but but he had a Martinez said Hi is do you drink ink and we said the yeah said you're hired that was the that was the job and we went to Florida for six weeks in the everglades down there to work for Mr Gleeson who was very unpleasant. It was it was not good. It was not a pleasant experience. There were the four of us and then Walter Stone was one of gleason writers terrific. I could could never get him to leave Florida and come out here and and one of the Guy Jimmy something who special material anyway gleason said hello hello to us the first day he set up some chairs we were sitting in the Sun. He was in the shade and he told US okay. Here's the here's the show and he laid out the entire show. You had it done. There was virtually nothing to do except fill in the blanks. We're and we're there for six weeks and I came over and introduced himself to me and I thought well this is nice and later Jack Philbin producer said gleason thought you were peppy and nails whereas agents otherwise he would never talk to you it turns out to be true hilarious to the he would come into the room to hear jokes and stuff and Allenwood pitch a joke to him and he would answer Walter Alter. He would never make eye contact with anyone else he would only address Walter Stone so it was unreal it was a it was a tough six six weeks. What are you picking the blinds to see. If you guys were working he would come around in the afternoon and peek in and see if we were writing and now you you know it culminated at the Miami Beach Auditorium. I loved Frank Pepe at my whole life for this night. We had a car they gave us. A car are finally that we could drive down to Miami because we were staying up in Fort Lauderdale inverrary someplace the night of the show. It's raining hammers myrza nails. It's raining like it can only rain in the tropics. It's just unbelievably hard rain and we pull up to the Miami Beach Auditorium Frank and is driving in John is in the passenger seat ally in the backseat. It was like a Ford some kind of Ford verifone Affair Lehner and they've been drinking a little bit and and we pull up and there's a guy there in a yellow slicker. He's got a it's got a clipboard Franks's. Hi where the Writers Guy says what are your names Franken names as you're not on the list and frank turns around and looks at us. He says where we're not on the list and the guy says yeah you pull out here. You go down two blocks. This is a parking structure and Franks's. Thank you very much and he puts the car in reverse and backs up at full speed bounces over the the the lawn there and slams uh-huh into the flagpole opens the door to the car opens. The door of the car stands outside. It's pouring rain. It's like standing in a shower. He's soaking wet instantly and he looks back at Alla. Ninety says Sia and he walked off into the night and I never saw him. That's an exit is fantastic. You toll toll unbelievable story to told a story that one time you know he was berating his writers and all the people were with him and now I got a mental block on his composer. Sammy Spear Sammy Spirit Yeah that was at the production media first production but he's going around talking to you know June Taylor Art Carney and the and and he says Sammy Sammy work on the music. It's never been any good and I'm thinking he's kidding. Kidding all serious dead serious that and finally Alanon. I walked into the Miami. Maybe charter time. Somebody told the car away John Ellsworth left and we walk in and he had set up a couch and a TV set in the men's room of the Miami Amy Beach Auditorium and his agent Sam Cohen who is the biggest agent in the world at the time is sitting there also and the three of us sat there and we're looking at this monitor all to to our left one hundred urinals that Tori and it was it was like the smoking room I think they called it at the time but but it was the men's room and he comes on and we had worked on the monologue for five of the six weeks because he had so much of it laid out in his head we wrote the honeymooners and the Reggie van gleason whatever two or three days and he said just work on jokes for the monologue so we had been writing jokes every single dave for over a month so I'm curious to see what he does and he comes out and he says Oh we got such a big show tonight. There's no time for a monologue hit it. Sammy Zombie never did a joke not one nothing that we wrote the whole time while and then he did the show and I I have to say this. I sat there in the men's room and I laughed because he was so brilliant at what he did. He was so good at at at being a comedian that he made me laugh as much as I hated him. What was this thing. Ted Wass was telling me that you told him on the golf course he would wet his finger. He would put the jokes on the well. There was a yeah he he you know there was a there's a story that that he would Marvin. Mark was one of his writers also yeah and Marvin could do gleason so he would come in and he would you know pitch joke stoneman he would ask that the jokes put in pile one joke per page and he would slide hide them in front of him while all the writers were watching read it and then slide it off the other end of the table into a wastepaper basket so all the jokes you'd have to watch him read them and then dump them in the wastepaper basket and according to Walter Stone after the writers left he would go into the way super basket and take out the ones that he liked unbelievable. We also heard the swimming pool story. Oh Yes yes that's true. I don't know that story. What is that one. I I. We heard when it was time for the writers to get their our checks. He would have them old. Stand around the swimming pool and you know say they write. It's name crumple simple up to check and Lincoln into the pool and rightist jump into the pool their check. This is as possible we didn't do that. It was so hot down there that would have been good but was he not getting along with Carney. We heard some things that there was. There was tension but that I I don't know I never saw any sign of it. You know interest Carney. Was You know he showed up and did what he did so brilliantly but I I don't know we were privy to to any the of that stuff. We were sort of banned from the stage and wasn't Sammy Spear the one writing you know because at one point Jackie gleason was all of a sudden a great composer conductor at least in strings and any put out that album music lovers yeah yeah which I doubt yeah. I think you know I look. I don't know oh but I I wouldn't surprise me if Sammy was was actually behind that I'm not sure I don't know yeah I don't know but it was fifty five degrees in there you know he's the one that started the the temperature that it has to be cold for comedy to work that. Letterman later yeah interesting was was Frank Fontaine. He must have been gone by then. There was crazy. Guggenheim he the the the show that I did. We did this one special. I think it was called the return of the hunting right right right right can you we were turning take Gilbert Godfrey Amazing Colossal podcast right at your here they gotta talk about my new favorite sponsor and favorite product our friends at you turn on you won't stop the they're an independent American turntable company. They make the orbit turntable. They're the leader in affordable audio file turntables and all of their tables or built by hand in Boston Massachusetts in the US their vision is to make great vinyl listening easier and more affordable. They start at just one hundred seventy nine bucks. They're great. turntables was there elegantly designed their stupidly simple to use that is true. I can attest to that and there are plenty of options and upgrades they have leading customer support and a two a year warranty on every product they sell sent me one. They're beautiful. 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I was hot young writer and I got hired for laughing so we did three years and that's where I met Alan cats and then we segue into into doing half hours together for a while any any any stories at all about that wonderful cast about Gary Owens or I know you recognize. Tom Louis Tomlin's genius right off the Bat Yeah No. I don't have any any any Arnie job yeah I that era. was you know it was it was pretty fantastic for me. I was just thrilled to be there I was I was very very happy to be around. These people you know it was it was it was it was a really magical time. You know all the the the the great show business the stories were all happening somewhere else. That plays ran like a clock that was really good. And what about the guest you remember anything of the guest stars. I remember meeting some of them. You know I remember meeting John Wayne. I remember meeting Wilt Chamberlain. I Remember Meeting William Buckley. You know they would come in and out of there and the Nixon. You know it was it was an exciting place to be you know it was a it was very cool but I don't have any great stories from from the laugh in years I find that that story that that show on IMDB to the RCA special worth Frankie avalon and Ed Asner Sner and do you know what I'm talking about. No Harry Belafonte Job John John Wayne was on it. Yeah yeah no I I mean there's so many things that I wrote that that I have no recollection of. It's it's it's. It's a little frightening at this point in time but no I don't remember you know we did a couple we did a I'll send your picture. We did a ATV. did a couple of TV roasts the early roast. I wrote one of the first ones it was for Howard cosell. It might have been the first televised roast and I remember sitting in the back. It was I was with Red Fox and Mohammed Ali and sloppy and the four of us sat around and talked for hours but Y- wish I had we had taken the time to remember what we talked about. I know we talked a lot about pussy. We're reading his way around that that was that was as I recall. That was the the the number one topic now. Read hated white people well you know he his tolerance for white white people was was was not as high as it was for other for other racist was. Ah Listen it worked for me. selfishly speaking you know the reason that we got a chance to do Sanford and son and start writing half hour. We wrote seven of them in that first some good one two in the back night. Yeah there was some there was some fun stuff in there. he wrote the one that introduced Julio that introduced Gregory Puerto Ricans a Puerto Ricans. Yeah we did right that yeah wrote that Horn one Lena Horne yeah yeah yeah I remember I went to the dress we used to do. Two shows you do one at four thirty and then the audience another audience at seven thirty and the four thirty show was so bad ad that I called my family and said don't come to the show tonight. It's a disaster and then at seven thirty. It went through the roof the I I hadn't realized realized that you could modify your performance where it's not so good at one performance and it's really good in when the lights come on and read was really the only there for the for the the real show as he called it a friend John Amos was in that Lena Horne episode yeah he was on. He was on the ranch recess. Yes you know yeah and here with US twice lovely Guy Very Kurski. We've had on a couple of times yeah percent. Denver skin off yeah he he. He's not too quiet about his hatred of really ask. They didn't care if he did. There was a third or people shooting at each other at one point in time but demain apparently carried a piece yeah carried a you know he's a preacher now. You should have him on. That would be really fun really interesting. I'm not sure if he's still packing gentlemen nice feature of Sangria goodness NATO Wpro Paulie Metro. It's very common thing that's a friendly way of talking to each other and Spanish but we call ourselves like new Negro to me because you are going going to enjoy this. It's called Sangria. Thank God was angry. I mean it means bluff they did he's only a name because because of the color was brought back from the booth. He's a very popular drink. Do you like it yeah days. Good case back ripple gold flat fact they should call his plan. He was down in the bottom. All fruit like garbage. You can stay but even if you want to but I'm leaving. No excuse me Mr Lemond. Please come back with Negro. GonNa the Ramey Amy Another Pigeon Shangri. La hold the garbage. What what was the thing no you you were told you guys. We're still get you tried to make the jump and you were told. You can't write half hours. That was yeah. That's the way it was. You know there were joke. Riders and then there were like real writers Sitcom writer right and that's how we made that transition. It was largely due to the fact that read said. Yeah let these guys do it because I knew him. 'cause we had hung out together. As as contemporaries you know look in comedy you know in within the world of showbusiness show. Biz is like a big tent. You know it's like a circus and you're either in the tent or you're out of the tent and when you're in the tent. I don't think there's a whole lot of color caller a whole lot of prejudice. It's just sort of like we're all in this together. At least that's what I like to believe before we go deeper into red in San Francisco. I'm going to try to jog your memory on these based on your you wrote the Rohan and Martin special and seventy-three with Ruby Keeler for Christ's sake Ruby Keeler Dolly Parton newhart Cox Belafonte Afande credible cocker. RCA opening night was the one I was talking about. Yes well. You'll have to talk about that because I got nothing. Jacquard Borgnine Glenn Ford Howard Cosell John Wayne and Tony Orlando and dawn. Wow aw I'd like to see that what I can't you tell us about Jack Carter Jack the the only stories I remember member but Jack Carter we did this. I started to tell you we did this big roast one night that was for celebrate. Frank Sinatra's. I don't know hundred year in show business or whatever it was was again with Bernie Kuku off and and and Jeff Harris and right before we started shooting Frank's lawyer Mickey Rudin said by the way frank will only appear in this show for four shots for you can only shoot him. You can only photograph him four times and they have to be less than ten seconds each go ahead and I don't know where this came from. It might have been a ploy for more money. I need it might have been negotiating but that was the rule couldn't shoot frank more than four times. Total of forty seconds is and the and the roast is about him. He's sitting next day so it was it was a bit of a triumph and but Jack Carter was on that and the one I remember was the guy played the rifleman. Oh Chuck Connors Chuck Connors honors he was sitting down to the left and he got hammered this thing and he started to yell at the audience. You know you fuckers go back to Beverly Hills you fucking hero. H- he had a bad night that what about this one more remember Jack Carter Remember Jack than his bit. It was an angry guy. We're told yeah one more time was another show you wrote with Pearl Bailey. George Gaba Carol channing Pat Boone tiny Tim and the Jackson five that I remember Minnesota. I remember one joke that we wrote for for for that show and a joke it was the joke was it was an introduction. It was like was share judy frank all the greats you can recognize by one name. Ladies and gentlemen Georgia Gobel the only thing I remember from this. I think the pointer sisters were on that show while on the subject of red and I'm trying to remember where I read it. Maybe it was in big man because you tell some of your your own showbiz stories in the book to was it. He had an attack dog dog named Agnes Red Eye all our members this giant Saint Bernard that he had when he lived in the house until Luka Lake and I went over there one Sunday and started to walk through the gate and read comes running out no no way way way way and they had to put the dog away said because the dog the dog doesn't like white people never avoided the dog. I loved his line in your balk to he said He loved Asian women and he said you ever see me with a white woman. I'm holding for the police. That's what he said. What a piece of work another name. That's come up on this show. Show a few times people would stories Jerry Lewis. Yeah Yeah you know I was friends with Bill Richmond Bill Rich Guy who wrote with Jerry. You're nutty professor and nutty professor. Were very very close. I've met him on laughing. Bill was in his fifties when when on laughing he was rather talk about him. The Jerry Lewis because I don't have a whole lot of Badger Louis but bill was an amazing character. You know he'd been a pilot in World World War Two. He got out and became a big band drummer. He was Frank Sinatra's drummer. He was the drummer in the Les Brown Band and that's where he met Jerry Lewis and then he wrote the nutty professor with Jerry Lewis and all those Jerry Lewis Movies and he looked like cary grant and he was a scratch Golfer. He was one of the most incredible guys that I ever met. He was a cool cool dude. We lost him a couple of years. Yeah we were going to try to have on here. You're at the boy to and lady and Yeah Great Great Guy. You put him on staff at lower kit. Put Him on staff on everything being around them. You know he was just he was everything that I wanted to be and we'll never be as long as you eh he was. He was devoted to Jerry. Even when Jerry fell out of favor you know Jerry became sort of a a passe and bill would always defend him saying you know that the Jerry was was an innovator and was was really a good guy i. I don't know I I didn't have much interaction with Jerry. As long as we're talking about classic comics you did work on action accent horrific Jay Mohr Ileana Douglas yes series that you and Chris Thompson did and you you must've Thompson Chris Thompson said we did that show because of his need his love for narcotics and hookers and trips pat on the show is appropriately about greed that was a wonderful experience. I loved working out that we had Eliana Eliana here and we talked to him. That was a show. I mean if you did that show today. It would probably be better suited for for a net flicks or or well. There was really it was originally for. Hbo You know it was and it should have been on HBO shooting. Now it really it really didn't work on Fox. It was the the audience lanes actively hated the show just a little bit you know they were they were doing heaping hunks of hatred hurled that it and within the business people still talk about it and still still refer to it as one of touchstones. Everley was close a great deal of funding about about Hackett anything he was terrific. I mean buddy was great. He was you know he was. He was tremendous fun to be around you know as as long as you wanted to talk about. Buddy Hackett another liked pack eat by the way yeah yeah yeah he was he was he was great. He had got a lot of Buddy Hackett stories none of which I remember what about Bob Hope you know. I don't know Bob Hope Nope I knew him. I worked with him a couple of times you know I met him in Chicago. Once when we were working at Mister Kelly's he was there came into the club and he was like you know he was like a building. You know like Bob Hope was was an astoundingly giant Bryant a character in the business but I was I was in the men's room at Lakeside Country Club germ and and I was in one of the stalls and I hear Bob Hope coming in he's talking to somebody outside of the bathroom and and he walks into the room him and he's an icon I know from the sounds that he's walking over to a urinal now. There's a there's a there's a certain set of rules in this situation Asian you either cough or you make noise so the person the other person in the room knows. There's someone else in the bathroom or you. Don't make any noise I didn't make any noise and I heard heard this no come on along and listen and a Lullaby of Broadway. Ah Washed his hands and he walked out. You're going to top that one. Tell us what's best for one of the best moments of my life. Tell us about working for share don another larger than life. Yeah share that with you know. I have fond memories of working for share because that's that's where I met my wife. Yeah you know she. She introduced traduced us. It was it was fortuitous for me. you know that was that was the share special with George Slaughter. George hired me to write the share special special and we went to we went to New York together. We went to see Bette midler and she was going to be on it and we went to flew down to Washington. DC Sharon Sharon. I see Elton John flew back on the starship that famous rock and roll airplane. We came back on that with Elton and you know it was is again your shot of a cannon you know. I was into this other world. Cher was as exotic and and and as desirable as a human being could be at that point in time and it was a thrill to do that show again. There were all these incredible people that showed up you know he had even Bowie there for Tina Turner Tina Turner Charles it you name 'em. They were there deputy. David Bowie came in with his assistant at the time was redhead woman. I forget her name but we walked into the rehearsal halls over at CBS over here in Fairfax X and she was dressed in this black dress a see through dress that had she had nothing on underneath it and you were supposed to just conduct business like like you know there's nothing unusual about this and he never referred nobody ever referred to the fact that this is a naked woman here talking to us but Bowie was great. He was he was. He's the one I remember the most I think because I was so of course can stuff that special that that pilot or that special is good with with Bette midler and Elton at Elton's doing comedy skits Yeah Yeah. He's yeah when we went to see him. At the Sherry Netherlands the first time we saw him and he was running around the the sweet sweet up there doing his grandmother because there's a bit in the right and the special where he plays an old person a wheelchair. He was doing his grandmother. Yeah he was he was great. Fun said the show was fabulous anything about captain kangaroo. I don't remember humble. I don't WanNA maligned. Let's talk about a little bit about the big man the book which he wrote a two thousand and nine I think yeah this is what I actually met you when you and Clarence were on the Joy Behar show plugging this book ten ten years ago and it's a wonderful read not only because it's a it's a great rock and roll book but it's also filled with fantastic anecdotes in some of your anecdotes as well as stories about you in and Clarence the the Groucho phone booth story can you can you comment on it. I can comment on it. Listen the Clarence told a lot of stories. It was a storyteller and I can't verify whether you know did he play nine ball with Fidel Castro. I don't know that he did so so he claims that he did. He claims he was there with hundred Thompson and they they're playing nine ball was Fidel Castro. I don't know if it's true. I'd like to believe is true. I haven't really really tried to disprove it so the Groucho Marx story is you know Groucho was walking down the street and he picked up a phone in a phone booth that was ringing and it was clarence in Clarence who had been given a phone number by girly tried to pick up in a bar lovey and she she said yeah she said this is my phone number and really wasn't was the number of this phone booth and it was answered serendipitous the sleepy bye Groucho Marx that is wild yeah how much does that Sinatra story about Sinatra meeting eating with him and wanting to cover born to run as far as I know ospel Frank I. I certainly hope it's true I wrote it. I wrote it the way that he told all the to me and I. I hope that it's true that frank wanted to wanted to do porn to run time what we wanted to do as a ballot you yeah Mrs version of Mrs Robinson with Jili. We references chilly chilly yeah yeah chilly. I met Jili before I met frank you know I wanted to. I wanted to be in that world. When I was in high school. Even before I met sloppy I would drive to New York and hang out in Gylys and I got to know the guy the cabdriver who drove him this guy named Artie while and he introduced me to Jili and I started to hang out in Gylys. That's the first time I met frank was in Gylys now Gillian billion his wife. His wife was honey as her name was honey. Just jump back story. How did he find out he was stalking. Groucho Marx. How groucho introduced himself. Oh introduced himself on the phone but Clarence didn't know who Groucho Marx was sir. Do you tell the Deniro the painting story too because that's a great story in the book. The Deniro story is is. Are you talking to me. That's you know that that you know Bruce has addressed this this story to and it might be urban a a an urban What do you call it. yeah an urban myth but according to Clarence Deniro said the the are you talking to me thing that he did in taxi driver he got from Bruce that Bruce was he went to Bruce Concert early on and Bruce was standing onstage and people were yelling bruise brews and Bruce stood there and said. Are you talking to me. I'm the only one here are you talking to me and the Deniro says that that's where where he got that bit freely old driver. That's cool at some point in the book. Clarence says that that springsteen was funny that he could have been a comedy writer. Is he funny funny. He yeah he is funny. He is funny. You know I'll tell you I'll tell you a story. when Clarence died I was down in Florida for for the funeral. You know we're all in the hospital for that last week. It was really really a difficult week. Bruce was amazing that week bringing people together and anyway after Clarence died where we were up in his apartment clearances apartment. We're getting ready to to go to to the church thinking thinking and at one point time that's just bruce I there. I said you know clarence us to tell dirty jokes all the time yeah so I said did Clarence tell you the the Willie Nelson Joke and Bruce said No. I said okay sit heritages. It says what's the last thing you wanNA. WanNa hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson and Brusett oh Jia. I said I'm not Willie Nelson so he doesn't laugh right. He he walks over into the kitchen. He leans up against the counter. He looks down. He says looks up finally says you know that's really funny. My heart stop don't make so many good stories in the book at one of my favorites. Is Your Robert Altman story which you have to tell Gilbert quick. That does a true story. I'm at an apartment in a full floor apartment on Park Avenue with these with very socially elite upwardly mobile people who I have nothing in common with and the hosts came over to me he said there's somebody else in show business here so I said Oh great good anything you think and he says come with me and he says Bob and he says this is don realises. This is Bob Altman. It's Robert Altman right yeah and Robert Altman turns to means this shakes hands. He says urine show business so I said yeah he said. Do you have any dope said no and he walked away. Path never said another word and I went back to talking to defeat or whoever uh-huh and we worked together twice we did yes okay we we had. Jim burroughs air last week and Gilbert was that was riding him for never never happy to see you. Did we probably met through through through Jimmy Valley early on you Jimmy. Yeah I have a great Jimmy Valley Story. I've got to tell you this yeah. Jimmy Valley is writing Jimmy Valley for those of you. Listening thing is a very very funny combat. He was working on my wife and kids. We're in Vegas. Me Damon Dean Laurie another writer and Jimmy are in Le Circ this fabulous restaurant where drunk we've just wrapped the Michael Jordan episode and it's after dinner and I said the Damon. Why don't we get a Louis the thirteenth. It's this fancy brandy. It's like five hundred dollars. An ounce Damon says yeah so the Maitre d' come so we ordered one and Damon says hey do you have anything anything better than Louis. The thirteenth and the guy says in eighteen fifty three a galleon went down off the coast of Jamaica it lay at the bottom of the sea for one hundred years until it was it was that was divers went down and resurrected it and on board were four barrels of brandy two of them belong to Prince Rupert of Liechtenstein. The Queen of England owns one and we have the other. It's thirty five hundred dollars. An ounce outs Damon says we'll have one and this starts the ceremony that come out with this casket bacharach crystal glasses and the guy draws an ounce of this stuff and he says you gotTa let it sit sniff it right so I take it and I sniff it. I handed dammit. He sniffs the handed. The Danie sniffs it dean hands it to Jimmy. Jimmy takes the whole thing and his mouth mouth goes spits it out on the floor. He says this is terrible. Well it was the the funniest thing I had ever seen a human being. Doing everybody else was aghast. They're out of the place but it was It was a bold bold funny funny thing to do that. You're on till death. You were on the bread guy. We saw about two episodes of that one of them. My my favorite episode was one that we're in the locker room together me and Brad Garrett and he notices is that I have an extremely big Dick. That's the whole running fake news. That became my favorite dead TV TV episode well. We've book into this conversation. Yes yes the big take. I got got a couple of quick questions for you. Your listeners Jason Pagano my fellow Rhode Islander Dan Dan on both dawn big. Fan the given the timing of the interview. Do you have an anecdote or two about working with the late Great Valerie Harper. You wrote a couple episodes of Rhoda. I produced wrote a Alan wrote for for for one season. I guess it was after we left. Mash No. She was delightful person. She was she was lovely. I really enjoyed Roy being with her. you know she had she. She always struggled with her weight. I remember when when we showed up for the first day she had lost a tremendous mendes amount of weight in the in the off season and and the following Monday like we we met on a Friday and the following Monday she listen. I have to tell you this story. She said when I was driving homeless that I stopped at a bakery and I bought a birthday cake and I had I had them. Write Happy Birthday Marsha Marsha on it and I took the cake out and I went to the drugstore next store and I bought a rat tail comb and I went into the car and I use the back of the comb to cut cut the cake and I ate the entire cake. I said wow that's crazy. Welcome to the show. Here's she shaikh. I got to work with her. A handful of time she was very sweet. She was very sweet and so so was Juliet Kaverner. Yeah it was great. Everybody on that show is great. Charlotte Brown was the showrunner that show terrific terrific writer. Lynn Mancini Says Don's choice on this question. Can you tell us anything about spending time with either the hilarious Chris Rock or the dearly departed Dr John. Well Dr John. You know wrote the did the theme for Blossom. Yeah I don't have any great stories by Dr John Chris Rock. I got to hang around with. I basically got paid to hang around with Chris rock while we're doing everybody hates. Chris and you know it was interesting the way Chris Thinks Chris thinks in a different way it was remember Taiwan. Michael Vick got in trouble for the thing with Allison so I I I'm having lunch with Krista. Day and I said you know this guy. There's there's no way to forgive a person for this. He said well. That's because you're white. What are you talking about. Black people have a different relationship with dogs. I said how he said. I'll tell you how during the underground railroad the dog said. Hey their under the stairs. I guess he's got a point a little bit different point of view a very funny yeah just quickly Don. We gotta talk a little bit about the Larroquette show before we get out of here. I I loved hearing your story about who was the executive was at Sagansky. CBS that absolutely hated the show hated hated it. We delivered it on Friday. We thought boy this is going to be great. Let's hire a casting director and he called Monday said hate this. Just get it out of the building. I'm not going to give you a notes I hate this right and and that was it it was was dead at CBS and then I think it was three years years later. Larrikin stumbled on it got a hold of it and then became the John Larroquette show a very infant ratio years very it was edgy. You know it was it was dark. Ark Wanted to do a very dark comedy. You know it was a he had a sign. This is a dark ride that he got at a carnival when he was a kid and the line in the script was there should should be one of these hanging at the end of the birth canal yeah. I watched the pilot last night. I'm and I watched a couple of them. Last night like Richard Ramirez Night Stalker reference pilot pilot Dr Edgy Show Surprise Gilbert wasn't on that somebody who was us on that show was slapped. Bob Bob Cat was on Bob Cat was on the show and he played a character who when he was drunk didn't talk like Bob Cat he only it only talk that way and acted that way when he was sober but when he drank you kind of talked with a slight English accent did did listening to Tom. Waits somehow how inform your writing and creation of that show almost everything that I've ever created has been based on music. It's been based on something. I'm listening to it. At the time I was is listening to nighthawks at the diner. You know Tom Waits early. Stuff and I wanted to write about people who worked from midnight to eight. Am You know the original title. Title was the only come out at night yeah. It's it's very edgy and it's very smart. I mean I'm listening to. I'm watching it under there's Edward Hopper references and Beckett references dances and Miles Davis and I turned to my wife and I said this is another show that might have been better suited on cable or on HBO or in This Day and age on Netflix Net flicks as opposed to having to compromise by being on that work we were where we were you know there's a there's a whole Thomas Pinch on running in that in that show and the Stephen Eighty Hitler episode written by Your Pal. Jj Wall J. J. Tucker Jj a week ago. Oh Yeah yes that was a wonderful experience. I'm still friendly with the John or talking about doing something else. What a Funny Guy Yeah. What is he's a great guy. Can we ask I ask you before we jump about a couple of people Brian Keith the late Bryan. Cave that you you did a series as with Yes yes all heartland. Yeah Brian was he was a cowboy. He was he was. He was a no nonsense kind of western stern character. You know he would sit on the can with the door open and give you notes for stories. Oh Yeah I mean you know we could stay here for a long long time. If I were to repeat other people stories you know it goes on for for days and days Brian was he was. He was a real interesting throwback character. Yeah I came from peckinpah movie. You know he's like that kind of guy. He came to a sad end unfortunately Brian. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. What about somebody we've. We've desperately wanted to have on this show Malcolm McDowell. You did Pearl well. Yeah I still friendly with Malcolm. We Love Malcolm. He's he's asking them to tell you his Danny Kaye Olivier story okay which he's great stories you know. I don't want to repeat Malcolm. Snow if you can get him here. He's got some wonderful story liked it. We liked to go get some great colonialists stories race. Yes yeah he's he's started in that movie and he's got some great stories. This is throwing a bone Gilbert but Sid Melton was on blossom and he's come up up on the show one hundred times. Danny Thomas is old sidekick. Yes anything s not really. I mean Sid Melton. You know you get a call from Paul Winter. Tony Thomas saying you know Sidney his insurance. You've got to put them on the show talk. That's kind of how it happened. He was a delightful guy. You know he was a wonderful guy but he was one of those one of those people that are inside the tent but they're near the exit. What about Bill Dana Ena who was on that show. Yeah Bill Dana I knew mostly from Hawaii for for a while. I had a house in Hawaiian in town that bill had the house in and I met him on the beach in Hawaii and most of most of the time that I spent with him was was there. We you know we almost had him when we had him booked yeah. Oh No we had Jack Carter Book to both they both took a turn for the worse check by insurance you watch how did Ted's character and you know Ted was here right. He's he he. He brought us the lovely Ted Wass We. We had a great time with him. How did he come to be based on his character and blossom come to be based on Dion. Dion is a friend of mine has been a friend of mine for a long time. He was on the share show so back in the seven okay as I was creating blossom. I I went to Florida for Dionne Fiftieth Birthday Party so that's thirty years ago and and I went to his house and he lived in a neighborhood yet two cars and three kids and you know and I thought this guy's in the rock and Roll Hall of fame fame and he's got like a normal life you know dad's on television or not in the rock and Roll Hall of fame. They're not hip. They're all you know older and the like my dad and that's why I changed the character of the father to a musician. He was a studio musician. He was a piano player and it was largely due to to the to the to the fact that Dion was was a dad too so why not have a dad like that why don't have a dad new new music and musical references and you know different broach sessions yeah. Did this just a little little tribute than the night you met dion was that the Phil Phil Spector night that you went to the it was the Phil Spector Week of Yes because dion was recording an album with Phil Spector and he invited invited me over to the gold star studios were on Santa Monica and Vine Street there and and AH I walked in studio three I think and we walked in my wife and I and and I hear who the fuck are you and I turned to the right and up on the up behind the board is Phil Spector who is in a white jumpsuit with a giant White Afro uh-huh wig in Red Sunglasses and he's pointing a forty four magnum at my head right could still see it. It was like Oh fuck right right. It was really odd because behind him was Bruce springsteen and Steve Van Zandt and Robert Hilburn from the from the time sitting there yeah and Kazak Glickman who was diaz manager at the time was in front of me and Jack jumped up and said no no. It's okay phillies says okay don't shoot uh he didn't shoot. He said all right. Come in and sit down. Shut the fuck up. I'M GONNA show Bruce springsteen how to make a fucking record tonight and they cut this the cut this this record called baby. Let's stick together so you've had a gun pulled on you. By Phil Spector you've seen Uncle Milton's unit. I may be the only anyone can claim both of them. The only living I live in show business right there I WANNA plug the book to doncaster so it's a lot of fun and got some of the stories the Sinatra that the did we'll let people buy the book but there's that story about buying the painting. Yes Ed with the Deniro and the the story of the painting which people will have to buy the book yes led by the book. Let them let them by the Damn Book. Keep something secret alaric catch show why why is it not available. I mean I had to find them on Youtube and yeah. I started liking your show. I have no idea why I don't. I know why I don't know why should be seen yeah. It was a fun show. It was way ahead of its time. It was a was delightful had a lot of injury. Lenny Clark was a regular Giller on that show Gilbert Laura Yeah. Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah what a and tell us about the ranch the ranch well my work on ranches finished now there are there are twenty episodes ago there are there are ten which will be released on this coming. Friday this week and then ten more in January and we we'll have completed eighty episodes of terrific terrific experience get to work with Sam Elliott. I mean my God tells about Sam Elliott. He's the coolest man in the were. I just I just WanNa be Sam Elliott. If he's great he's Great. I loved him. I loved everybody on that. Show Ashton was terrific. Danny masterson was great debra winger. Has You WanNa talk about great stories. If you can get debra winger to do we're right. We're taking notes here. As you're talking she is. She is a wreck on tour. Yes fabulous will you. We write another memoir. I mean this is a this is a partial memoir because it's also it's it's it's told from your point of view but also so clarence is point of view yeah. I know I'm going to have to hurry because I've forgotten three shows. I did today while you were talking to me so I have to I'm not sure I I'm not sure I really want to get the third act of memoirs is always the tricky part and let somebody else. Do it. Okay okay so this has been great. We really appreciate your thank you. I've enjoyed enjoyed telling these stories get the good wine. Well order the good one good wine or the good ones. You never know what's coming yeah so I'm Gilbert. 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122 - The Boss Is Exonerated

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122 - The Boss Is Exonerated

"Whoa i'm terry digs That's over there. I nick world. Yeah sure be there. We'll talk coney their midair. Yup bill duck. Tony and eight jays launch today and connor. Go ahead so last night i was like you know what i'm gonna stay at the pump for the i want to go home and just hanging out with mitt. Stay at the house for the first night. Fuck it why not. Yeah can't be that bad so we're hanging out. We have a nice little session on the porch comeback in. We're watching basketball right it. S what your porch talking three degrees on the porch and in mid one of my buddies coming over i was like okay. I was like okay. If one of your bodies coming over. that's fuck it. Whatever just one you know so you know this kid comes in whatever good kid you know nothing to say. Really good guy though. And then he goes. Hey another one of one of the bodies is gonna stop over. That's cool right or did you say that's cool. It just tells a even ask okay mic another kick just tells me yeah he stopping by date sweet like all right. Well i'm fucking never coming back to turn my bags it's made. It's not a goddamn frat house vaccine cloud. Now you see fucking dealing with now. I was excited to live by myself. Have some actual like free space. And then i deal with that shit. I dial so. I'm putting on the bus. But i also general didn't invite him over in the first listing where you live. I felt bad and they all make me feel bad side like not going to school. They're all weird about it. It's bad it's weird. Oh there you go back to school with them or bullying you. Are you being peer pressure. That what you're saying. I guess called buddies. They go to peru in the fried house hours supposed to pay rent every morning when you went to high school ready to right yes. I did high school friends or no. Yeah ow went to these fucking bomb friend of yours you are. You are just like slapstick anymore. Okay you are a made man at this point real jaw more accomplished in all these fucking scrubs if they try to bully you around you say hey fat fuck get outta here all but i don't think you're getting bullied by your friends in intern potentially bringing uncle coveted office man. I love the house. i speak pat. Get out of my car last night. Yeah what are we doing here mitt. I blew it in this situation. It just don't answer your phone. I really enjoy that. The bullies are bullying him to go to school. Come on get your grades on loser. It's more let's go to class they're blowing. Who's dobruna smoke now mitt. Come on now listen. We potentially smoked mets now. Okay so we can't tension but potentially allegedly mostly gap mostly. Gee i do not mostly talk. But hey we've been through what ten months of the covert thing basically now you're getting bullied into fucking potentially bringing in can't have it can have pickle. I always knew he was going to bring us down somehow. Don't be negative with faith in emit mean. Do i screw your head on right pal. Who thought that midst downfall would be becoming a fucking adult and moving into a respectable place. Pretty much everyone here. I you know what happened. I looked away for a second. I realized pull back leaving camera to never going back to the pub. Good around kids. You mentioned in your fucking friends. Burn that place down kids with that but the reason no the reason why they like my friends really wanted to hang out because they all are leaving going to school. They're all like being all weird about it. I don't know. I got an hour away. No fucking war. What i'm trying to be on the weekends aren't you mean now. Probably not why does not sound fun at all. Focus golden party and they call. It doesn't sound fun to you campbell. Like why do anything because cove it one hundred and seventy or woman. Just beat it. I i tell you. Pull that fucking scumbag who me. Yeah you know. Let's already beat dude. Let's give tony is do. Tony's probably yourself profess soft men s. I am cova so he can twice three rounds though. Then you went the full fight with thing. Seven to ten days with it i record. I hope i do it again. Gopi to two time champion. Yeah back to back survivor. let's not get caucus be careful. We're calling for the rematch. I'm sophist motherfucker in this office. And i think days after the new sixty three feet of sal dollars weird but you're also fucking timothy mcveigh in the making so. Let's slow down bill. You're also trying to obtain all willy. Nilly you went down there to that event where you know. I mean. Kind of there are no rules. And that's how you got to feed it. I mean tony contractor comes in these solvers place. The inside job did go down to see. My mom was a terrible thing for me to do. Wasn't it like barbecue. Christmas did that you went to party. A lot of guys are planning to skip. Their mom was at home waiting to spend time with you and you out some big grand barbecue. There there was. There was a beach party. Okay so in florida. Did you touch a beach ball. One or two of a bitch. The robert the plastic rubbers. The number one transmitter. post bill. You got florida. Vid- we're talking about indiana here and as a whole nother animal. My friend from from what. I understand any innovated actually is the advanced form of have got. Bill you sleep on the show today or bill. He walked at all. I mean are. Are you requesting an opening had. We're not gonna sit here fuck and twenty minutes and watch you open six hundred card pat round up like eight good packing those about ten minutes. That's way too good can be doing it while we're having conversation and get out here. The camera needs to be on. Good back we need that. Authentic joy co-authored tend to eleven. But there's only going to be one or two good cards in. Well that's i mean that's the dice. We're rolling here. Yeah right two packs off. Yeah yeah maybe to axe o'hara go on your on one fucking choose wisely my friend. We'll do it before goals so you. Have you have a little bit to choose. Which pack you want. I'm pumped about that. Grant can reveal. That'd be great for the pockets for fucking. Excuse me feel good. Friday friday pokemon bursts first weekend with. What are we going to did. I told you. I'm already now deep into watch. Long scored the fucking streaming services just moves to watch. It's also going to be Believe negative three degrees here this weekend. So good weekend to get some shows in Paths talked about on his show. The center is unbelievable. Did you just jump straight to season three two. I did just because you guys said it wasn't it wasn't chronological. Was that a usa show. It was actually does. That's why Probably that's probably why boomer got the fucking call up because the which isn't a there's there's the higher the highs in the usa shows centers up. There is a on netflix. On the first episode at least it says like in the intro usa tinnerholm low mister robot. White callers suits. Were you notice now or not not up on well first off. It's only psych. Mount rushmore is only four shows four shows. So you love tony shalhoub. Is that the mr bean guy. Yeah yes i hate that. What was the doctor in the hamptons doctor and the on usa fro growing pains. Now oil pain sounds watched on usa. All show watched a similar botched. All the christie's what was the mrs. What was the Plastic surgery show and fx while we were it's Show that's what. I was thinking as good show. That was like had vegas show fuel rapper. Those guys dipped guys. Yeah don't know the one day not the guy had a run not the suit guy like not the no the run. He was like in the fantastic four movie. Even though it's don correct he did other things. The other guy feeling disappeared here. Remind me of what's his name wrong. Thoughts i'm playing mickey mantle roy mickey mantle. Movie sixty one. Thomas jane healthy girl. Small hands look says hey man. That's why he's making twice as mickey mickey minutes. Come on tony canadian. I love baseball. By the way speaking shows the The silence is over tonight. Ten nine central dirt clery. So i don't know if i'm gonna watch it. I'm sure i think is gonna watch it. Young clarisse does a young rock is different is the claris. Is this like clarissa like going. Through quantico and fbi. Trillions is electoral hand hand. haw took the finale. Let me see. There has been reviews of her at the bottom of the pit like him or they know that's buffalo bill. That's buffalo bill Puts lotion on basket. I wonder if hands going to be there if we're going to get a d. h. Hopkins or we're going to get like trying to get past it as they probably fucking got david harbour talk if they can give me a young fucking hand going with a nice chianti and some fava beans hans. Hans is not on the list but buffalo. Bill is for a person to size. Fourteen lockneys buffalo bill. The one that's was were you afraid you're thinking of farmer. Big joe dirt but yeah they do play on buffalo bill. He says it likely homos better as an all time. Classic always wished that what's her name. There would double motte brandy. Should never did. She didn't do bad. Things better left to the imagination. She like the wonderment. She did like daisy dukes though Talking kid rock got an oscar for that. Yeah yeah should of whatever transam. Yeah focusing t top i. I don't i don't know if it was picked up or not. But that's what you dude. Yeah so this ribbon cigs with the teats spitting up gravel appeal out everywhere honestly. I'm trying to picture a transam. And i got nothing up in my brain. So that's what. I have gotten said a fully morphing into full cab with just go go similar style. Get like you talked about your. I was going to say it was crazy when i saw instagram. Like tony. bought one hundred forty. Yes the rocks truck when he ran through the gate with probably not a fucking avery and sean from Race skillman chevy took care. Okay good plug thank you safe. Maybe a duly no. It's not easily the k. Texted me and said hey man struck and i said the focus. Transformation is complete indiana. Dick's trump it's awesome. I can never rock a transam by the way looking at you. You kidding me. I could never do it. I'm not cool enough for one of these cars. You could do it that things electric no way i could. You know maybe if maybe it was advert dumping dwight's routes car. It's civil yeah similar. Yeah it's very but it has fiber the hood. I turn it into tony. Have you had to pay the nine hundred and sixty eight dollars to fill guests for the first day of getting like fourteen miles per gallon last your next paycheck down the road between your fucking house payments ask robin classic tony dig myself from debt and throw myself right back now. I didn't want to be the one to ask but did raise concern question. Does that fit in your garage. It does not cover the back of it or okay. Nice locking your doors. What do you mean i did. You have any mishaps nice sweet. I can't imagine dash looks like ooh you know led to have. You helped me hall some shit. Yeah seriously i had it for less than twenty four hours and help someone move immediately in the contract when you signed and i hope you haul. It feels good. You need that thing to pull my transam out of a ditch. Fucking crashing cousy gotta be boozing to like clockwork. I would drive a from work and to work in pittsburgh down the parkway which is like a three three four five lane highway whatever boy. Yeah and like clockwork every friday. I would do dude in a transam fucking looking like he just came home from the bar at like seven. Am it'd be like it'd be like the window all the way down fucking rip it see that that is you my friend. There aren't empty bottles in the car and six inside of it. I'm pretty sure another person who drives a transam is allowed to execute on site for not having believe those glovebox they fall out the way. Do you do the jeep play. When you notice in indiana many people do it back. Do you hit or miss i. i don't initiate but i will return the way i'm an issue. Did you ever call that a jeep club. Now they left the dock on your now. I'm still. I still have the dark. I'm waiting to somebody. Yeah i got tired of looking at my actually. Duck man surrey. Because i'm looking at it. I i saw that on instagram ashley. Like the duck pitch or whatever. It's a it's a whole subculture. Do not wanna get sucked into docking stuck a rubber duck under the handle your jeep and you've been docked and they say it's like basis and like hey you're gbs cool enough you want come to our car club. Welcome to the lived that life. I can't go back on. This show did read the rules. Like you have to spend more on your truck than you do everything else. Sorry jeep in that year. It's tough minds. At least i can't out. I haven't even gotten soft top yet. Disppointed you'll get it. You'll get it this summer. I've got a very nouveau jeep. Have got that fucking push-button fucking. I had an old school jeep with the soft and hardtops. My heart top is under my buddies deck still like ten years later. Both they got off and taught down. It's pretty awesome. Garcia should get four fair ford field. That's a throwback. How many cars in my that. We've mentioned probably about two grand apiece. Okay let's be realistic car that anybody could see you fucking rocking el camino. Yes oh i could do that gremlin. You did when me. it was going through. Thirty five hundred nineteen eighty-five truck. There is that one the ford one. But then i also saw grande torino on there. Now gimme that. So you know we we. Accidently took talk to you guys like well. There's gonna be a sheet ten of problems at the car. And i thought oh i didn't even i didn't even think i won't get that fucking thing. Those things are nun under warranty or would be very cool driving every day for that. Well let's get the one's gotta go star wars lord of the rings. Marvel game of thrones. Harry potter dc. He's going to be easy for a lot of people. Tc oh i was gonna say focusing harry potter. That's what i figured the overwhelming Maybe not because i've never seen it. I i do. Think i'm gonna strap in and fucking watching movies are very good because i am a What am potter had. No major gigli. Dude how after after wider before watching what house. You four watching them. I would have axed harry potter. But i don't know i'm having a tough time here. Now maybe dc. I don't wanna do. Because i feel like they're going to turn it around. I think we're in a bylaw as like all batman movies are very very good. I mean they haven't really made anything worth shit. Sense those movies. But what are you getting rid of it. Since the season. Finale game of thrones wow honestly. I'm contemplating it right now z. Isn't there more shows coming up. Yeah they're not gonna. You're not gonna want you. Gary in history book is good. If they fucking do it. Service in the series. Were interested cool. Shit i also feel like thrones will probably age pretty well. I feel like if i watched that whole thing beginning to end in like two three years removed from the finale. I think you'd appreciate a lot of stuff more something that number one. I did the war. Because i was forced to do it. You want batmans the The one where. He's not in hockey bad teeth. That's what these ones the prior's lord of the rings bathgate instant. Dc's done count five minutes. Can you can't count the nolan movies. But he's a dc burton movies. You don't count wall. I mean. I can't the dc affleck. That's the dc. Ask ferriter so you can't get rid of that blackout them anymore. They changed the name for the rock blocked before the rock blackout them. They changed it now to she has adam sees me what he's been on his instagram. Saying i am black adder only the face facelift the comic that it's based of twain that the comic that it's based there now drawing it as if it's the rock like they're changing everything changed shack atom and they're trying to a good guy on his way into fucking. She's out of shacklock comics. She's add understand that star. Wars has gone from me tony. Send uncultured stooge. Potentially if it says adam that i'm getting rid of the dc. I understand to offer the rock. Do change everything you wanted. Really good guy. No yeah no problem. No problem rock we gotcha I didn't think about that. Game of thrones down the road. How rewatching it later. But you're going to even if you don't think other ones are going to live up you're at least gonna wanna give them a try. They do point. you've never seen him for. No one leaves. You never seen it. It's gone forever forever. No one like you can't watch anything going forward Oh lord of the rings making anymore more like what. If a saturday or sunday. i love orange too much. Yeah i mean if saturday sunday in february and you need fuck us throw on the take and fucking trilogy do call the fucking some pro precious. Those are all real good movies though. Oh wait i just looked up. Some upcoming television series is being produced based on lord of the rings. I thought i just enjoyed this. It's the pam mean from the office Spot the difference between north picture and goners. Yeah i actually haven't seen this pretty well done. But i mean that's my point though right years better. Yeah and everyone is losing their minds over the left. Focus on the right looks up. I saw your neck and a lot of credit to the other years was better. Yeah i appreciate people. Having the real artist i thank you to realize greatness of painting thank you people nuance fucking shades. The mood the tone it sets. I mean come on their levels to this stuff people. That's what all little debbie tweet that. While everyone was planning their trips to the moon we teamed up with kellogg's and they made cosmic brownies cereal. Ooh sold. let's hope. This is mike cookie crisp. Chris cooking chris. Chris disappointed me cookie critcism bad but it was. I mean there's no racist. Police say i wouldn't be surprised if this is dog. Shit that's what. I'm saying. I'll try it for sure but i mean are you getting the same fuck in you know like fudge. Yeah i hear. I hear you. When's the last time anyone's bought cereal. It's been a while. Unfortunately dam and i would lovable serial right now south. Good i can tell us. I'm had milk going on pal deficiency no no deficiency here. We're fucking all work overtime onto the great up just Just drink water on us. Not a big milk anymore. Well you have like a doughnut or you know piece of cake or something you putting your coffee. Who glac my friend la cookie. Nothing writer oreo cookie. Water august kids. That don't duncan keith Dhec boys watch the new upset and wanna let nick. Ron know that They didn't shoot. Can zach snyder for justice league. His daughter Passed away so he stepped away. Have some god damn respect. The made tomato. I mean you knew. The guy wasn't good at making the movie star. Pass away so you told them. Haste go ahead step down just gonna get someone else to fuck this up. Seems like when you disparage moran for paying That's not talk about who you like a singer. Tony come on who. We're going back there you you that was you in john. Miranda's dude we all know it. Was you john shaw. We see through what you're trying to pull here. The you know where your cowboy hat you get your big jacked up truck. Gotcha borg wayland cd. Last right on was just trying to move upon. Don't be drinking any bud heavy on the way home tonight. All right couple molson triple xs. Oh no that will drink what are you. Are you still stopping at the store to grab. No fucking yeah. So what are you gonna do now. Well actually tonight is a special night after this episode. Joe i do have to clear a couple things out of the old house so i think i will be stopping at the old course. I'm probably going to buy every single. One founder candidate have because i can't find him anywhere but i salute respecting the truck. Now i feel like you can't bring a fucking white cloth powder well as long as it's a pound or you're good me but my friend i can pull it off walkout fair as we've said i am the softest human in battled for this title when you open the door that liquor store in the sunshine behind you casts a shadow down. They see the cowboys my spurs having. You already know mango cloth. Next valentine's day is coming up and for a lot of you. Guys that can mean added pressure to perform luckily with roman. You can relax whether you're dealing with e. d. erectile dysfunction mit. 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Yeah whoever's doing this just fucking can you imagine how evil you have to go and take all the toys and all the prizes away from kids. Abby meals no. We can't imagine bill. Won't you tell us what you feel. What's in these fucking pokemon. Happy what i understand. Because i've had a couple of reach out there actual like not obviously the original original but it's the original pokemon on like reprinted to look just like the first guards your first addition saartjie. Yeah getting fucking first edition hollow ours dude. No a couple people reach out with like your minions getting pokemon cards at mcdonald's due to mic over. Five billy walters these people. That aren't having luck getting any. Because they're out. Yeah it's because people go in they go to mcdonald's and say can i buy your entire box of prizes or happy meal toys or whatever and it's these cards and i think for like two hundred bucks so to sell you an entire box of them. Why have you done this. What are we supposed. Issue the hood. Hashtag mon mon. I mean jesus tough or are you kidding me. What is this. Raise a good point lawns doing pokemon stuff. What do you mean post. Malone's you got the new ash. Catchy walking electricity video audio. He's like walking in walking up to a stage. Everyone's like would post post. He's like what's up guys. And then he's about to walk onto the stage looks down and he's left hand folk hocutt ball. He starts turning in to like an animated pokemon character and then he walks onstage. Catch him all its sick. Whatever he's doing. I'm there see you there. There's one thing i want to be able to do in the future is to raise and train them on and then battle in the arena. That's right think about that in the oculus. That'd be awesome. It'll man it'll have. I would have had let me know when it does fortieth birthday eight years. That's what will probably be. The other day was national. Peace day and then they sent the same is the best pizza from and says new york jersey chicago. New haven saint louis providence. Los angeles south dakota or other with pictures. That sounds good. Pizza really looks like what the fuck is because it looks like what are know. Looks like a bossy. A bunch of saltines on the pl-. That's that saint louis freeh. pizza from. South dakota doesn't looks like shit dude. I jet jersey. Pizza looks fucking delicious for saint. Louis doesn't look at saint crosses fire. I like to say because. I believe they have the toppings underneath yes. Chicago also has thin crust. What do you mean under yonder. Nathan double there now. The base layer is. The is the topic. I've been to places. Chicago did the same thing. Basically they copied from us. Yeah this detroit. Heavy style too. little caesars. hot and ready to garbage. It's called crazy bread doing what's that. La pizza just messy. Pizza person applied california pizza kitchen. Yeah what's that poop on the right other no above other province. I don't like that. It's like red baron Style pizza new york south dakota's bossy. I'm fucking if you're choosing that fucking pile of dung. I'm not saying. I'm not saying i'm choosing it over everyone else but i'm saying i'll try. It's tough not to go new york. It is also well true and also the providence. Or what's so new. York will always be the king. My heart it's hometown pies. But when i lived in connecticut i would go up to a place frank. Pep as in new haven. They are emit. you've probably been fucking epoch. Pizza and connecticut does the new haven. Pilic still new york you ever. Did you ever have the the white clam at a frank pepe. I usually just want strictly pepperoni also colony grill colony growth on labor thin crust pizza with hot oil. Let's so fucking good. It's the tiny pretty pretty much beat the new england flair to take that newer. Slicer you cover that red pepper flakes. Little kids just bought. I wish the hot oil is sending the kind of penetrated the new york pizza a lot. More because it's so fucking place by where. I grew up on long island on long island. Shredded cheese on top cold trip. Was that phenomenal at two. Am when you're fucking blacked out place in pittsburgh. I believe it's called betas. Is that correct shot little. Vincent's vincent if if your pizza places named vincent swayed one back from where we come from just automatically beats a little vincent pizzas damn good. I'm gonna get jeered. Donna's house pizza sounds so fucking. Good i can't do it. Were you getting from fucking all possessor. You go on sin or deep dish in what just get both on having both are available to pictures there for one one tab. I'm taking both baby fair. Son of crust pizzas pope deep dish. This one is actually in. The topics are on top. You deal new jersey. Looks like make your pick. Thank you watch that post video. It's fucking walked in next binding. Only look at the top chucky cheese to it. We serve booze now obviously booze back mid like this That's fucking sick. I love chucky cheese pizza. Playing games andrew booze. Let's well said. I cannot argue that this is a parody account saw it also i believe chucky cheese does sell beer now already. They've served beer for quite shit without beer. Full service bar. Tony knows the cold brew and evelyn. But now we ain't serve hard liquor. Be chucky cheese game change. That's why i always. I always get pissed when people invite me to fucking brewers someone like do they have liquor because if the now i'm not fucking common who does stake you're going to be a cowboy your drink. What's in front of you. I drink you drink whisky okay. Who from my horses and for my man. I did have a terrible moment going out to dinner. The night cedo made a recommendation for my girlfriend and i go to a place ordering drinks. She opens her mouth and orders a tito's and diet coke and your face on her body. Oh what was happening long. I've i looked there's counter fucking influence you on new year's eve. How did this happen. We list she. Even admits of dropping occasionally a tequila and diet coke. There by yourself might try that little tequila. Dc was it. I mean if it's if it's data miner then you can put it in any water tantamount. Convenient vodka tonic. And you'd never taste the difference true but nonetheless doesn't diet coke. I was just really sad. How many did she continue to order them towards the whole as unreal. Dude give it a rod. Try telling you gotta track this weekend. You know i thought about it for half so it. And then i realized what the fuck you were asking me to do to admit the you drink cokes. Yeah i have drink vodka cokes before they are pretty good. That's right what's your. What's your booze choice. Mitt usually like whiskey are respected. I mean what kind of cubes booze book i thought. Whatever is in the Whatever is in freezer to tell you what you go to amazon. You get yourself the rubber. Big cubed squared cubed ice makers put that in your cup makes it tastes a lot different next time you do that. Like the cube. Wrap a couple pieces of bacon around there. Put it inside the fuck in your whiskey or bourbon. Whatever you're drinking changer. You ever gotten to a place in new york. Please don't tell. Pt you walk into a hot dog shop and then they're inside the hot dog shop. There's a phone booth. Bootleg speak as yet and you pick up the phone and then the door opens through the phone booth and they make these maple bacon fucking old-fashioned that are to die for can get behind that. There was a cool speakeasy way downtown. That used to go to their front was a toy store with all like all like the old school shit that gets toy. Just not enough. Not enough speakeasy is here in indianapolis do it missouri. You rather baking after it's good okay. Let's go good to know so you can't crisp it up too much. You gotta pull it out before it slows to use it. I was going to talk about my sweet. Ice gives that you can infuse cherries in to do schnitzer. He's got fucking sauce. I personally never done. I've gone to place i. It was a florida where they did that. And i was hooked. I might start. Doing is is putting a little splash of may surp- in with the water for the cubes. Don't use sugar water necks Is it ever way to cold for a nice gas station. Icy yeah four will get you every time. Catch it on the right day with a gleam in your eye. You're going for that icu. When that lever and you're filling that's betcha like it is to call today for nicey. May hands are minus. Forty degrees. eighty is put on a pair of gloves. All nice eyeso- although if you do like an icy coke from like mcdonald's like if it's coming here to me i would consider it. I'm not going to gas station getting them. Fucking ice wayne. Unfortunately those are the best places that get them. There's zero percent chance. I am voluntarily getting out of my car to do anything taxes. Us tweet at four in the morning on sponsor. What were you saying. I know knocking on my car. If i don't have to win this discovery thought you were going in and play the lottery by later. Lots of pounders. We talked about gases for you. Guys always always get some lottery tickets if i have to. If i'm already getting out of my car to fill the gas tank then i will. How many minutes does not stink. Walk in like two minutes dude. What the kea. Take fucking a minute. Four five okay. Pretty big tangle that boy to next all these twenty gown thirty five jeez setback. Ten minute thinking gosh. I think it's twenty five gallon tech and twenty six or you don't get back you don't get back in while it's filling up. I always do. You gotta get back in the truck or what like when you hold thirty start to trigger you. Get back into court. There was a long time. I think it's one twenty-one gallons twenty two probably age awesome dude. i'll tell you. Talk toyed dude cornered. Connor drives you to work every day to love it best. No no no up here. A triple hundred holiday spending. That's next i'm way pump indi- running grabbing icy you. Big the person in the middle. Yeah go to you. That sweet one. That's new your house right on our on on that road. That's the other way. Oh by the way that'll be the one that we probably go to with the New office suite one gas station for the new office. You go all right so butts right. My need a golf cart smoking again. Not yet but i can feel it brewing time of year. We're going to have a long commute once the office. Oh yeah but i. I don't mind that i like listen to connecticut. That's perfect time. For a fucking butts on your. I wouldn't nutrients in since you're since fucking coffee guy now coffee in the morning on the way we would wait to smoke. Prioriti- got there. So i don't don't my pants halfway through the car shooting sakes. This one's gotta pick three of these movies sandlot little rascals blank check holes year but the mighty ducks little giants space. Jam tilda home alone. My girl which. I don't know the fuck. That is holly colon. And richie rich off. Fucking richie richardson. I've always wanted mcdonald's my ass. Sad law is a lock layup. We bought sandlot mighty ducks. You're right. I don little little rascals little rats. I'm going little rascals little giants and mighty ducks wow. I'm go a mighty ducks airbud and home alone. Dog was shooter in the history of the game. Does some respect berkeley's lease would eat the fuck on air airborne i've watched rascals billion times i would go sandlot home alone blank. Check waters brother. Lived like a fucking and i had a crush on the fbi. Yeah big time. See i for my third. I almost went home alone over money. Ducks but no one wants hector's aronie. I zito jerusalem yell mighty ducks and holes me. Whole look for spacium on mathilde space. Jam holds mattel hard. know guy like she cannot. You've never ask telecom seen my girl that's chocolate cake. One bruce bochy trout pros. Bruce crews fucking always threw up when that was happening. No you fucking chocolate cake. Just like bruce. He did think. I did watch that even now at thirty six. I can't watch by girl without crying when vegas goes thomas. J funeral chapels boiler wordless taken out by a. He's going to get you know he's gonna get his loves fucking dakota rig richie rich blank. Check the only movies left off here now. I would pick richie richardson. While i grew up loving yelling at threes. Me and mike both check to. What's your one. What's your one you would get rid of fucking migrated actually. I've never seen holes either so that could fuck off. Tie fucking hate mathilde. Get outta my can. Go off. Wilson peaked at mrs doubtfire. Fuck mathilde no trudges. He's you don't wanna throw up. That things discussed tuesday february shit dude. Stir that girls dad. I'm just like that whole first half of the roll up. Don't don't don't say that. About danny to feed home. Watch your next year fully my wife. His wife sucked in that movie. Sally field was not nicest that is she was not fields in the civil i for an is smoking the bandit seven personalities is she eye for an eye schizo civil simple fucking forrest. Gump mom civil suit with similar fucking kathleen turner right now. Mrs fields zero tiny. Say sally field all think of is the space shuttle explosion and the teacher's name. That was her name. Yeah i m pei's thank. Sean does care about your school recipes recipes since you blew the principal prince amongst other things trying to look what she was. Susan here forrest. Gump choose a looker home. She was the voice of and homeward bound. How los esi homeward bound homeward bound. I cry every time every fucking time she was in that kramer show murphy brown. I think i'd get rid of little rascals by the way apparently made that up because he was that was not the name of the teacher. Special challenges am i forgetting that. Just because i love the soapbox derby it could be a was last time you actually watched it. I don't know twenty years. Yeah i think it does. I watched it. I love the race as an adult. I think i might just love the race part on. That was lost Yeah revokes the exact same whoopie season. It will eyebrows. But i mean little giants staple to tour next. Everyone knows we love smoking cigars in this office. He do hell. Yeah out back outdoors back room. We got the mic zero deal. Everyone knows we love smoking cigars in this office now special occasion. Maybe just any occasion. Yeah why not. True outside inside doesn't matter. I really don't matter it's a great way. Unwind helps me disconnect from the craziness of the world thinking about putting a ruined. My house dedicated smoking cigars. 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Awhile he's still fucking kick in his mind and very nice. Yeah he's recently. I can't remember what it was the hulk for lease fallen off a little bit. Yeah as far as getting roles. I feel like you started doing like a bunch like arthouse shit later. Yeah last movie he did was in two thousand. Nineteen the french dispatch. It just says completed next to it. Don't know what that means hasn't done filming. I don't know if was interesting. I still haven't seen in season three should i. It's same deal. I mean. I think it's kind of a letdown but the season itself is pretty good. It was better than too much better to see. I like to i did too. I think to re. I think to got killed because of fog. One two is better than three. I think it's just such a drought. I think they ought worked if they were not true. Detective i think if they kind of maybe kept the same creative crew behind him but named the show something different. It's so hard to follow the true true detective. That was fucking mcconnell. Hey woody you can't give them so. I think you're gonna watch that again stinking. That bad rachel. Rachel feral so good bathroom. Yellowstone was his wife really good. Hbo is doing the played. The game last of us escape with open. Martell i love him. Just like the fucking best reliever just comes in just kills it pedro. Yeah pasquale got us in southern recently ready to wonder what the keys to. No i'm saying like i mean he's he's a fucking aleister he's very much he's made he's made didn't see him feel like the first time i saw was Narcos whosever first. Game of thrones oyehe before narcos. You should better that you write down new modern nexta say hustler. Founder larry flint is dead at seventy four. No this was a layup pick issues or just you know what's he doing some weird in the last couple of years besides with his body. No no like. I feel like this was. He was in the news in the last couple years for something. I thought he already done. I was just about his name. But i know it's gonna pop all passed away if i saw this photo before the death. Poll i would. Have you know you probably would have been a first rounder. When when when was the assassination attempt on. Is that what it was. That's fucked them up. Put him in the wheelchair point that tried to kill because he's all because of hustler smut peddler do peddler actress. Joseph paul fuck. It threw red paint on a long time ago. Wasn't it as. I think it was like the early eighties. See the other day fucking role rather wheelchair. Did you say We didn't talk about this unless upset. Because i didn't think it was out yet. But springsteen was pulled over apparently gotta do well guess what turns out alien blue point oh to all he was doing was taking some photos with some fans and they offered michelle tequila. He's bruce so he's not gonna turn it down so he took it turns out that was a plant. The fans were a plant. The park anders is wanted to get bruce probably because they didn't sign he didn't sign something for him. It's it's a shame. What are you gonna do. Is barney fife cock sucker iberia batch. Heavy son of a bitch threat. The boss walking greet the fans. Dude you kidding me. They also charged him with like indecent exposure disorderly conduct. I think reckless driving. Say he got cited for like four different things. I mean they're trying to put the boss away for the life. It seems like. I don't know what the hell's going on and do that. Well i mean he was probably disorderly. Because hey you saw what just happened. I mean what's he gonna. what's he supposed to. Do you know who i am. Yeah no. I can't take shot at tequila with you. While we take these pictures just jersey human rankings goes fucking one a one b bruce and tony soprano bake boss cake cake boss jersey. When he said do you know who i am. I'm just gonna assume it was some young hotshot cop working in the state park and he was like Like a mitt you know. Try and make a name for the first day on the job. I really hated himself for being fucking state park. Cop greenstock will name. I would like to say if anyone listing here is a state park ranger. We respect you. Thank you question. Just don't don't fucking isn't boozed up. Okay let him ride his harley. Seriously damn do we do. We think that it was over a point. Oh eight but then they're like we can't l. boss. Now let's do point to mean that fucking jackie's wearing sweet. I could tell you that. I'm just gonna get pulled over in one of those stupid jersey jug handles left. Turns don't exist in new jersey so you have to deal with these fuck the called jug handles. It's like a off shoot to get you around to where you need to go. Wait until wait until he shoot fucking go up north in the end of their the roundabouts. All round boots they. That's the only thing that exists. Phuc of rotaries jug handles far more annoying than the roundabouts. Okay what are they called jug jersey jug handle you know it's awesome jerseys jokes double j you still have to Get your gas powered by someone else. Yeah you camp up your own love. That i don't wait so you take wench. Where's the gas made it to go. We do on the way home from the the rv when it was all busted up to worry about it. Shut off slept in a walmart parking. Damn it was so cold and a whole night just wooded it's over the roof what you guys put up because it rained like a mother jersey. What'd you guys. Do to keep the w hotel. We took every single towel pillow and the inside because we put the accent duct tape on the top two minutes on the road. And i remember dr david. Oh shit like we might crash driving back and forth and we just drop them off at the hotel. Got the road right now. We've got to get on the road right now because it felt as though the whole entire thing which just gonna let me breathe. That was left the haruf up the plastic. Wrap up the garbage bags the roof and we're pulling pieces of metal alloy. What do you think this is claiming clean there. There's one point we had a piece of metal. I know why was duct tape back onto the thing. All we heard like we hit the highway was wendy. We could hear it. Just rolling does to be that would impale season and took a week. Tried faster next. Did you guys have shampoo architects. Do they stink much as they look like. They didn't know what's wrong with you. They are so good. Like ten degrees outside and i- wristed to get one of these. It was delicious ice cream then. Fine but i hate okay. Thought should have been save. Shouldn't get. It's a yeah. It's a mini ice cream shaking so good oreo Shamrock mcflurry looks like habit. Yeah i wish. I knew that existed. I wished those might be a treat for us boys and maybe if it wasn't that small though today's a new day today is a new day. Maybe you should get one today. 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Because you can't do gas with the fucking gun you fire off one round and you're gonna blow your should i mean if you're in jungle warfare though this could come in handy officer. You're stuck in a bamboo out your way through the brush cueva does live in atlanta. I believe you don't know you never know. We could use these in the pacific in. Ww two could've said phnom to build you want to quickly come open one of your phone packs before we do. Bangers let's bell bantam packing boo of okay. No no no no. We're not opening the boys. The boys toady christ spiked speaking of to these to make sure all fox impact to this bullshit and make sure that the good is last so for us real close going through last so you put him last with strict. How do you know you can get rid of the the white card on top burn. Burn awake art project a little bit bill so that people can hear you project talk. You're gonna take the four cards in front. Well you got gotta fucking is your best. You gotta rule rubio. Okay okay. We'll get rid of that one on ones last right after more for eight k all chinese. Oh i got a baby. I ju- the whole. How hall hold graphics. Did you get also got a hollow holographic training and it's not worth all right here. We go bill or any of these cards best. Bill won't get shit fucking hall james chain. Probably obviously you've got to haul shit. He's gotta be worth at least twenty checked lady carts goo on it later. Let me smell valued is awesome. Probably kunal newstalk one hundred seventy hip power obstacle dude. You a chance to get this back. Dude die punches. Two hundred fucking see. That was exhilarating. I wanna get some of these. I really do. I have to go get one more. Pack jack all right. We're going to think about a youtube right now. Because we're gonna play copyright music nick if you want to get the start. Thanks bill. that was awesome. Let's do do some more to accept so if you guys want to pay for it box worth right there thing celliers art the puck and czar. Dude skate on a pitch. And we're going to let you do that. Yeah no don't get us a fucking feed your addiction you prick. Alright man awesome. Yeah good was a thrill. Goon baby was sick but ready. We got levels levels. Is that no. Okay good yes. 'cause basically because of her on the radio morning we've been talking so much about sina him in that car on the road four gale do to vastly yo cold clean. Oh scope ooh now please there. We go away. Flipped up in overstepped the cold springs. Springsteen's talking cover. This should be twelve gonna catch me. Gimmie a quick with the hideaway license. Plate see they wanna fingerprint. Many years. they'll only get one big awhile shifting gears good great on the dash seem skin on the road only grammy moustache all around so i shake the ride. We go back to me what you go if you look and you ready to take it to the speaking bruce. We had to our him her. Who man you a ah juice drive to basically we just talk a steve van zandt on their baby. Yeah finally because we talked about earlier on the live. Show mr john. The prince of jersey encamping cruise version crews covered saying the tom cruise version from the rock band. Classic you fucking now. Let's say glory days as big richie. Sambora just rip it up right now manning avenue when the of your trump stars a own just to Wall that was fucking awesome. cnx we.

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What a Girl Wants: Wonder Twin Powers

Help! I Suck At Dating with Dean, Vanessa and Jared

56:52 min | 7 months ago

What a Girl Wants: Wonder Twin Powers

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Hey everybody welcome to a girl wants I'm Kendall long might know me as the crazy tax me girl on the Bachelor and with me I have my twin sister, Kylie? Arden. She has been my best friend for life and I thought that today we can talk a little bit about what it's like dating twins. Oh. Yeah. It was all kinds of funky things that come with that. So here we go. A couple of common questions we get our do we have the same type? Do we like change places with each other on dates and like sneak to with another guy or maybe if we both have to either twit us to approve of the other day, 'cause that's a big thing. That is a huge thing. Is a huge thing. Yeah. I've had a lot of ex-boyfriends in the past that Kylie did not approve of. What's best for you? You could always tell what's best for you if you act better than you would alone. And I would say I would say it's almost criteria for a guy that I date. A has passed. Kylie Test Oh. Yeah. We have to be best friends with each other's days because I think that's a quality guy. We're not that hard to get along with really no I think relatively easy to get along with. She's easy girl to get along with I. Feel like you just want my best interest I want your best interest. Yeah. Always, my feeling Kendall always get along with people I id, but it has happened in the past where Kylie disapproves of the person that I dated him. Yeah. It's actually happened more time than time in once. because. I. I know who you are and I know the best version of you. I know when someone's adding to your life or maybe they're taking away from it I think we can tell. The best version, each other you know yes and I think in those situations as twins we've always found that the best thing to do is when one of us disproves someone the other ones dating, we let them figure out for themselves and live through the experience. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Yeah I think it's better for me regardless of what ends up where I end up saying your ultimate GonNa make the decision on your own I little seeds of knowledge than Kinda see what grows and what doesn't and what he sees acknowledge Kylo giving me this stuff of wisdom all of your dating. Me Seeds as well. I. Mean I give him seeds as well. But if you you know if I let you figure out for yourself, just give you little bits of what I feel ultimately you're going to. maybe listen to my opinion more often vice versa like any sibling you just want what's best for your sibling away I. Think when it comes to twins, you can't help take things a little more personally because they're a part of you you a part of we share DNA. Voice you are. Yeah. They're. Trying to think there have been a few times when we are both on dating APPS and I've not just someone now because I used to use dating. APP. So much more than she did in the beginning Oh I feel like I've choking on guy all look at this guy that I think I'm pretty excited about it and she's an. That man imagined that guy. Oh No, no don't go there. No. I would say one of our rules is we don't date someone that. Has Already dated. Yeah it's kind of. cloud the water. Water as What's what's the phrase called like Eskimos sisters I always a freeze. I don't know if someone I heard someone say that before Eskimo kisses. How do you ask him can? She takes lash. For us, we don't screen shot right now. So. So yeah, I mean when it comes to types as well. I, would say that we have. Pretty different types. Yes. Yeah. I come in question is do you guys like dating the same person or the same kind of person or would you guys ever date Guy Twins? So the similarities we do have is humor I. Think we date guys with the same humor, but ultimately how they act how they carry themselves in a relationship, the energy they bring into the recipe is different because the I find guys that have more Kendall's energy would you say you agree that we almost seek to find each other in the person we date because we have lived together our entire lives almost like puzzle pieces. So just kind of makes sense for us to seek those. Qualities from someone today, we found the game to the Yang. So we kind of have the hard part figured out of what we're looking for what energy you know lifts me up or lifts new up. Kylie I would say is more of the Free Spirit artist. You live by the beach. So usually I tend to look for it can artsy guy on your show. For Artists Emotion I you like people who are very. Emotionally intelligent. Mar a little bit more whimsical. Call Him. There's a guy out there please. Please call me. Plays the. Guitar. Guitar. Is Key tampering or tampering. Cambering. So do. Research spreading all these. And just like I. Look for someone who's more maybe more artistic highly because I'm so logical and. List Orient. Your list. I think maybe you kind of look for someone who is a little bit more structured? Yeah. I look for someone who? Is. Very charismatic which I think you're very charismatic. I'm someone who walks into a room and isn't effortless leader someone look four and my girlfriend you I think that's who you are which one of us would you say is the relationship one which one is the not relationship one oh, see I think they'd be fooled because they you think that maybe someone more free spirited would just be going into dates and stuff but no Campbell's the one who may be more so is in a relationship than I am yeah I have been in a plethora of relationships. It's good I it as being having a lot of experience in relationships knowing that I want. But Kylie's been the longest relationship. Some Bible launch relationship I've been in about a year a half which my last relationship. Kylie's. Yeah my three and a half years around three and a half years as launch relationship since then I've. I really haven't committed to any other relationship I feel like you've kind of. jumped. I mean, only few you've probably had dated more in between that period of time I would say have more short long period relationships and cut had one. She's like a falling star relationship kind of person the it's very star released. It's very strong passion beautiful and she learns a lot from it and I really think There's a lot of respect I have free dating like that but maybe thank you fiery and not three and a half years long I'm falling star. Your. I hear son. Dies. Back no I feel like you're in the dating scene now. So I feel like you know, I mean I've ready beautiful relationships incredible men just I really haven't committed for a long time because I've really know what I want, and if anything fall short of what I want I really can't see myself. Pursuing it, continuing it taking risks with it in a way I really do like about us at you take a lot of risks risk taking your relationships you really dive in and I think that I'm a lot more cautious before I've given myself to somebody the guy goes through the. Trials and tribulations. I'm part of that trial and tribulation a big trial. So a Saif marks guarantees as twins, we also have some guests are becoming on the show today. Pass Bachelor twins the furby twins Haley and Emily I. so curious and we're going to talk with them about their experience dating us please I wanNa see if they have a lot of similar situations or if there's a whole new perspective we can get from twin dating and they also dated a guy at the same time. I WANNA I wanNA know how that was that I don't know if we can do that. You know. No I don't think we could, but I don't think they really did in a way they did date by one of them ended up being more. We'll talk less than that's true. Ask Them. We'll see. So. WE'LL BRING EMILY MEDIA Hey everybody today's episode is sponsored by the new Mazda C X thirty. So lately, we've been trying to do our part to be cautious and do what we can for public health. So we've been cooped up in the house a lot not a getting out a lot Robert. Is there anything you Kinda miss about the about the road trip or going on long drives? Why do you have to say there's there is something really cool about having a long drive hopefully. Driving through the mountains or something in you get to really dive into a particular album just really experience it beginning to end while taking in the scenery also great time for the children to learn about metal. Machine. Music. 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You, guys definitely are. Born I, Healy Emily Emily. I was born twenty two minutes before her and by. I was born three seconds before Kylie. Seconds. Three seconds I. Kicked her out in that I walked out Yeah Oh. Okay. I like that. Okay Neil. Thinking is so much for coming on. This show a couple of weeks ago, right? Yes he did. This is I think Kylie's allies second experience hosting a podcast. By Our first pod Cutler hosted was the what a girl wants. It was honestly soap on. Do you find that. You're kind of like when people listen back to it, they think that your voices the same and it's hard to differentiate who yes that's what I was scared of people actually tell us apart because when we're going into telling stories about our past relationships I was like I don't want people to be confused about our relationships and who's dating who. Union. Yeah Haley, you guys were on the same bachelor season then. Yeah, I've never dated state. Guy Let alone at the same time like how was that for you guys twins I think it was like find to us because there's so many other girls dating the same guy. So it's like what's the difference between US dating the same guy in twenty five other girls so it's just like a we have different personalities. We thought it was a fair shot whoever's personality or whichever one he preferred lake. Falsely. You never kissed been I never to know I'm picked like a couple times. So honestly, there was no weird incest there because she didn't even. He how I'd have to do it, right? I. Don't know if I'd be able to kiss. Saint Guide around the same time like Kelly coming back from a one and being like, Oh, we made out and here I go. That without. Definitely would have been weird. I would have not been able to do that I. think that's Sent me home. So early on because he probably was like, yeah, this is getting a little weird for sure. You want if you actually will end up. Next. I know it's ask me half the same role as you let the same same crash Nagai or just naturally what builds there's no competition is kind of like naturally worth the connection who's traffic to walk rose bowl out yet. Did you do you guys normally have the same taste like men or do you took complete opposite? Day. Guys Cuba. Someone's attractive course to guys attractive young. for me and I don't know if you've. Seen how about for you? Would you say you guys have our tastes different tastes like office but similar tastes in like? Analogies but like looks looks my so different. But both of our boyfriends play hockey in their athletic. So that ended up being the same. White Ball you guys in social media. Pictures they are both like talk all like hockey. Yeah. They're similar. Yeah. They really are, and they're both from different countries. So I don't understand how that happened. Idea more people outside the US more foreign can leave party I. Would I would say highly tends to date more foreign guys, Naidoo UNITA's you foreign guys Kendall. I know that. full-time they're nicer. They're more romantic. They have better manners. Guys not to say that all foreign guys are good guys but I just found them to be like less more like invested in relationships, less likely to cheat their Moore Atlanta more romantic more invested in like cute about-this. Lead, you were an extension I. Guess, and then he'll you met your boyfriend through emily is out. Italy started looking through instagram and was like just sending me. INSTAGRAM's of cute guys and so I was just like okay. I. Wear and I was like, oh. Yeah. This one is definitely my type. So I D M tem but emily found him on instagram. They weren't. They don't have me like mutual friends. No, they didn't have any mutual friends but I just found him through other like hockey players that will you're looking you're looking for your? Was So sick of the guys that she was picking. It was just so I was. Being American men. Why? Are you both single. Honestly not a so fun. Time when we. are in a same relationship same time like you guys. Are dating through we've never done. While I guess double dating I don't know I guess it just feels normal because like we all corn teams together. So I guess we were double dating during all Corentin. Lunch together I don't know it's not I don't feel like one big family and. Like dating yeah doesn't feel like dating to meeting more I think after awhile when you start dating someone does it doesn't feel like a date. I know I just feel like going out to lunch. Or getting away the best friends to Yasser in the beginning of corn, they didn't know each other. So we'll was very gracious and opened up his house for us to quarantine in, and so they became like all good friends all the guys that were in here quarantining they like were playing video games golfing every day. So they're all friends now, which is so nice. Yeah, I'm glad they got to know each other during I'm so thankful that quarantine happens. Yeah you're lucky I mean I'm happy it happened. Talking about this earlier about half relationships that we didn't approve a whole absolutely what you say use it if you don't like or you find out, your sister doesn't like the guy that you're dating is at the breaker. Noble cause we continue to date these guys even though we I issues that need. Jesus never liked any of my pass way friends I've never liked any per pass boyfriends and we I continue to date live life even though she even though like you hate navy like their significant other like love is love I just went that like even though my sister wasn't happy that relationship at that time made her happy for some reason. So I just wanted to her accepted it. I got like when he would come around she was like nice to him but like didn't like and he him but you hated my ex Oh. Yeah. But we just supported each other because that's what each other know. Exactly I feel like there's definitely been times when the disapproved more. So highly approving of my boyfriend's. To ship one. So unusually relationship will. I Know Kendall. So while young that when she's thriving I also know what that feels like. If she were she's not thriving I'm very aware that in so. Got The cut back come out I totally get that gun. No, that's honestly so hard. Yeah. It's tough to watch but it is. You WanNa give your twin wisdom and vice versa and wisdom happens through give them maybe like, Hey, this is what I see in you create action and gang whatever. To gain from that because I want you to become more. When we listen, it's a shoes I unhooked you listen to my wisdom. Loukas you. Know I do. You do. Oh. Here's another question I have a lot with Kellyanne I out. With guys that were dating, you ever find that they're intimidated fide relationship. Honestly I feel like, yes. I mean not now but the first guy I dated when On letter like saying that he He was so sad because he didn't have someone to lean on and he was like you just have your sister to lean on you already have. Support? System. I don't have that support system so I do feel like some guys would find that intimidating but I guess if you find the right guy, they don't find that intimidating. So us have to find I who understands it because like I always tell will like. Your my like significant other and I will put you first but Hayley will always be like my number one priority I. If I have to put my sister I, she will always be number one. But that's hard pressed people here. I think Ganja. Is Not really normal to have that as a situation like. Describe. It is Kylie's the love of my life. Yeah. You the love of my life. and. Of course, you have a relationship healthy relationship but there's some kind of connection that twins have that. Now I don't miss it competes it doesn't compete. Yar Yet. Right. When when you their dating the other person to? A. You're moving recently actually talks a young each other and moving Swede it. I. Am it whenever the travel ban gets lifted. I am moving. has ever been separated before. Stay together. Never been separated I. wrote a Sweden every summer for two months of the longest we've been apart from each other is two months, but she plans on moving to Sweden and being there for like six months at a time so that that will be a shock i. mean my boyfriend's careers probably going to be in Europe for the next ten plus years. Yeah. I'll probably be in Europe for wherever he plays for the next. It's just weird to think. that. We'll have babies and they won't grow up together like guy always assumed they'll grow up down the street from each other you know. So her babies will be little European baby speaking Finnish minor due to be little American babies speaking English. But I mean, once my boyfriend was hired with hockey, we plan on moving to Vegas so they'll be together during like Middle School Age i? Yeah. They won't like know each other you know yes. Going to be very. CADDIES. Children growing up together. Swab a huge thing last relationship was with Joe was that he went to Chicago. Saying L. A. and Canada have been separated Omura in. College. She moved to Los Angeles for love. I was leaving San Francisco. And that year was extremely difficult. It was a one extremely difficult by we really became around people after we got together we added so much more relationship just having completely different experiences. Positive there's always a point I think in a twins. Twins relationship with each other where you you're seen as one minute rate your seat individually. Like I feel like when we are apart from each other like when I'm in Sweden for like two months in, you're here for those two months like I do feel like I don't need your opinion I can like I like we ask each other be. Like we ask each other too much like we do too much of what each other does in like, Oh, I have to get her opinion on everything in approval on everything versus like when I'm in Sweden night, I'll have to worry about posting a cheesy post. She's like I'm just like I'm just going to post this cheesy post but like when we're together I like I assure picture goes to caption to cheesy she's like like post. Wave. By INSTAGRAM POSTS AND COMMENTS TO A. Funny like. Yesterday she's like Funny Mecca. Funny Funny. That you said. Light. Knuckles. Manda connect. The. Host. Appealing. Has. Too. Much. Now, if you're like me, no, you rock that. Spoke Funny. Haley always wants to post inappropriate stuff and I'm like, no like new can't freaking be doing that I don't want hallways. Meister paid Kobe's are sexy. House need them all. You are I would say, usually the more conservative one. More high all the time. She's like you're just a ball off don't do it like. Totally, like us. Is. I'm the MOM, the relationship. Yeah. This. Is the model or got I. Feel like it flip flopped I used to be the mom. Now you're the mom I'm definitely the mom now but I, always have to remind helium like you have to realize when you post these in approp- not inappropriate things but Haley's definitely more open like posting like booty. Bubis. I'm like you have to realize that your mom is looking at this. How would you feel if your boyfriend's mom was looking at this? Like my mom's all four it my mom's a little more like to that stuff but like their MOMS and their appearance, your dad is looking up enough such as a central member. whose. Mom. My mom says the same thing. MOMS are seeing this. Highway, there's a way to do it. You couldn't be sexy feed. Classy. Totally and all those other girls on instagram and they've got like millions of dollars because they're posting half me would be making so much more on instagram. Posts. CNN what Mike wait on is you got it flaunt it like you'll empowered in that rocket I agree. Yeah. I wouldn't say I'm at. Four one I do some sexy things. You're beautiful sexy. Why thank you take For yourself the second year not by. The you cross the line, your right I, totally agree with that. Yeah. Like when we used to break up with our boyfriends back in the day we be posting those sexy each other's boutique each other's like. Not a revenge. There's a race issue. So. Yeah absolutely. One itchy like so I believe when hosts make you do like a sexy photo strategies water disability. Absolutely those are absolutely necessary. I must say. You guys are doing in preparation for. Sitting long distance like it's funny to say that but it is I need on. It know who we are just going to go for it. I mean I don't. It's just something that I know I I feel like I I have to do I wanna do it i. feel like it's definitely good for me because I've been so sheltered my entire life. So I'm really excited for this next step like my boyfriend also knows I'm going GonNa be taking it day by day see how it goes Mike I. We've talked about how it would be. I couldn't do it as the we've talked about like right now we're doing long distance in our relationship and it's been great. So I, mean we've talked about how like if if you were to go play in Russia or something how I probably couldn't be there anyways live there so We probably have a home here. I would live here most of the season he spent his time here when he's off season but we're gonNA. See how it goes and it's honestly crazy. 'cause a lot of like hockey girls that I talked to people who date professional athletes I feel like they mostly do long distance. So that's not we're normal. You'd have to find the right person to do it with. So I think it's definitely doable. Purity relationship. Yeah. Also leading the hardest thing about the suffer twins is be separate for like holidays birthdays. That's GONNA be tough. We're separated not this birthday pass curse day. I literally cried on my birthday. All your crying. Proper. He has a weird on the bachelor. Got I got sent home the day before birthday, and then she celebrated it in the. Yeah girls liberated it with me but let me call you young. That was the only time we had to sell apart. Yeah. It's just really know what it's like until you experience but thank goodness facetime in you know. Yeah Weird spend like Christmas. New, years without your weird. Expecting going, what do you expect? How do you think you're going to change come on person while you're I think just romy like venturing off being in a different country by myself. Kind of like, I'm probably going to have to go places by myself. Go to the gym by myself the grocery store do all of that by myself. So I think it'll be good for me like you're going to have to do all that to yourself. Now. Will I'm Ya not? The hardest part for you is probably be pregnant soon, you're getting there for and that's GonNa be weird. I'll be like letting hopefully fingers crossed I'll be planning a frigging lighting soon and. Thank you so much for joining us so excited to. Talk to other twins I, know insight. Difference in similarities. Yes. I will get a look at your instagram or like keep up to date your guys. You guys are some furiously guys zero. Each Other. To invest now. So quietly. Of course be safe. Would wear masks whatever take tasks actually. Thank you. Guys Staley Cya Girls Rick I am I. It's no secret that in Washington DC. Corruption is everywhere. You could say it's gone viral and I should know my mom's speaker of the House. My name is James Parker. My friends are all on the same boat daughters of the delete. 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And then you when you go through like moving or being separated your fleet independent and separate, and it's so weird to feel like you're your own individual person way like I think that's a lot of people kind take for granted. Yeah it is like Oh, you're born Israel individual person. You're not constantly compared back and forth twenty, four seven. You know and so it was kind of Nice to have. That individual's growth. is also really intimidating because you're used to having someone by your side like a little slight kit with you all the time you are. You're there's always someone to fall back on if you're feeling uncomfortable or unsure about situation, you have another person's input, which like you were saying of being separate relying on yourself that input in those quick decision moments and it really adds another. Another muscle to your toolbox, which is a we SAS. You add another toolbox. And I depend on you for so much seemed like every single instance happens in our life like I looked you and especially during things like breakups Oh especially break up. Yeah and so. I. Recently just went through a break up and recently as in you know it's been a few months and definitely have grown a lot since then but I think the hardest thing for me and what I want to talk about in this next segment is breaking up how breaking up more difficult like on social media like in like a big platform and also like having a public relationship going through breakups. Yeah. It must be a little bit because I feel like. When you do break up with those there's so many different opinions coming into play for your relationship in a way. So for all of you guys know Matt Grocery, Store Joe on Paradise we have since broken up gone our separate ways he lives in Chicago I live in Los Angeles and huge part of that. The reason why that happened is again Haley and emily are going through that now where they're moving in separating. But for me already going through the experience of separating from Kylie one time, it was extremely intimidating to think of moving to Chicago in separating from her in my family again so It. Was it's really important for me for us to be together in like grow up and raise a family together and build our lives together and I didn't see that moving to Chicago. So huge part of the reason why we broke up was because of that and where do you find home at what feels like home for you? Know what was real? Nice talking. With. You. It's so true. I think. I don't want to. It's unhealthy. Have a dependency on somebody but as much as I can have some sort of dependency or some sort of comfort in someone like that's always been in Kylie. Youth you. Really feel like. I can. Do anything because I always have someone who loves me if I fail or fall. In and I always want to be that person there for you to think that you. There's always a comfort there. Yeah during breakup especially at this one Kylie's been like a huge help. I would say, what would you say the proper etiquette is on social media after break up. The proper etiquette in? And how to deal with it. Yeah. On social media, do you follow them? How would for you? How would you experience also dated people that have on social media like how you move forward I mean teach their own I think. If you feel that. Seeing them every day is hindering you for moving on and you know doing your own thing than maybe I don't despite do it because it's what's good for you. And? I'm always the kind of person where it's like you know. Don't bash you the personal media don't make it a big war on choosing sides. It's never okay. But ultimately, it's like, do you feel like you're able to become? The to to do your own thing separate quicker or if that person's in your life or non in like have that conversation like if you guys have a talk and say, Hey, it's maybe not the best interest rate be seeing you every day I need to move on. Maybe. It's best. We kind of D- follow. What would you think well? What I think is so interesting is that through like the span of. Joe's might break up. He's on following wants. Then unreal followed me. It's not nobody. Tomasi, is just it's hard to see someone move on without you every single day because you guys I feel like still have so much love for each other and that's extremely difficult to maneuver, and we're still following each other. So join I are still following each other, but something has really helped me. Is Needing Him. It's not an UN follow. It's more so It's hard to see every day. So meeting someone is a way. To not have them like in your face everyday because all ready whenever I whenever I post a picture whenever I do a story, there's always somebody at least at least one comment not a few that say where's Joe Are you enjoy still together? Literally, I haven't posted a picture of us together in months. Together but it's that constant reminder of our you together are you. People if it's not on TV, then people don't know and because Joan I didn't break TV. There's people were finding out at different paces in different times and it could take a year plus for that to be something you need to have silence from from that you can kind of listen to yourself I feel like if you have a lot of things and people commenting coming in on your. Life like fast just like where do you stand where do you actually move on and when do you know that it's okay to date someone else when do feel like Oh, this is something I can really see it's don't language. You don't know what you. You don't know that to you kind of get your own space early is definitely new. I feel like impasse relationships when we broke up. They're pretty much out of my life and I don't see them even if we do follow each other on instagram but one thing about bachelor nation is it's kind of like a high school where. You're still hang out with your other friends you know like. Joe's about world too. So he's hanging out with other bachelor people hang other bachelor people. We Cross pollinate people's stories and posts so. You're still playing in the same playground exact still playing the same plate. You're not only hopscotch and you're playing handball yes, and they still play with the same children so. Doesn't sound good. But so for instance Blake came to visit Los Angeles and we have like a group dinner we all. Got Dinner together and then right after that Blake they the guys did some sort of Colorado trip for Kentucky. Derby. And then he was hanging out with Joe. So I'm like, Oh, I, was talking about all this stuff recent things that have happened in my life. That I'm like updating Blake on, and then he goes and hangs out with Joe next week and I'm like now is he telling jokes about all this stuff that I was talking? Information. On C. Feeling and then. Sure there's Vegas thing where what was spoken in Vegas doesn't leave Vegas you'll. See what happens in. Blake he was. You know the. leibels. You guys are both wonderful people. So everyone cares about each other everyone still loves both you Joe. His Cross pollinating and I would say that. The one thing that's interesting about bath, Bachelor nation is that. We've all kind of dated people in the same circle. The. High School is a little incestuous. So That Pool Line for instance. Blake with me he's also friends with Joe. BECA just moved to La and you know potentially hang out hang out with Blake so. There, there's a lot of cross pollinating. That's the right word. There's a lot of you know and sometimes you know, do you invite your both xs together to something like? Our Joan I both have friends, Astrakhan Kevin and they're going to be having a wedding coming up. We both go to the wedding. You don't really escape that circle. Yeah. Why feel like if you guys are to intermingle again and in the same frank pepe same events and activities, you go to really honestly feel like there's a lot of love there in a lot of understanding to where you're going to move forward in stride. Yeah. What hasn't happened yet is we haven't seen each other move on with dating well. I need. Joe Is kind of dating people on his food thing you. Interact with each other in person. See need to move on, and that's that's a whole new level of a relationship I. Guess are the Post relationship with anybody seeing your ex boyfriend girlfriend flirt or a date other people? Is Not Fun it's not fun that's and in another thing happens in the bachelor world is that that happens a lot like us times ten sometimes x will go on another season of the Bachelor in paradise I mean I know that was something that join I'm really stressed out about is after we have I broken up right there was potential for both of us go on different shows right and we're conversations happening in Kobe, kind of prolonged that. But if covid hadn't happened, then there was a strong chance that one of us are both of us would have been on. A pair of ice or another sister show and having to watch each other date, which isn't normal. So I guess, it's just going through that navigating that finding. Finding. Confidence balance in the balance like to not let it get you too much. But also I will say that block it not blocking stories but meeting stories, immune posts has definitely helped me kind of. Not Have. It. In my face everyday, which I think is very needed. Honestly. I see you becoming so much after the relationship I see how you've transformed and change. You're not the same woman you were after that relationship. And At that you both are just in different places right now respect that place. So I feel like moving forward. There is going to be a potential for interestingly again, hang out again of being him terming intermingling and intermingling completely fine with that. You Know I. Just see because there was so much love during and after the relationship I see it moving along smoothly. Well. That's the hope the hope is. that it moves along smoothly. Yeah. As long as there's respect and love and and boundaries sadly, there are going to be allowed boundaries afterwards. I see it being a positive. Influence in your life. Yeah, and Bachelor is very much. Everyone hangs out with everybody. There's a wasting this going on I know that. The interesting thing about being part of the bachelor world is that when people go to certain events or groups go to certain activities, there's always those bachelor activities. People are always hanging out Sometimes you're part of it sometimes, you're not part of IT so it's My. First. Of all. I? Mean that's the thing. Is totally thing. Happens happens. You have a lot of similar friends. Yes. At the same time you met them as a couple. Yes. So so And and I and so so interesting timing even in regular friend groups or even our own you know friend group outside of the Bachelor. When friends hang out without you? Then it gets like, ooh, like don't do that like I wanted to be part of it I want to be part. So it's very similar to the High School of the Bachelor world where. If there's like a big going on and you don't go to the SHINDIG. I know I've heard stories of other people be like, why wasn't I part of that Shindig? Actually I'm so glad festival season is as not a thing. Yearly because there's always the bachelor group that goes to stage coach the Bachelorette that goes to you know. Coachella or whatever things going on there and I love those festivals but. I've never gone to those testicles outside of being a part of the bachelor. So, whenever I've gone to those, it's been kind of like a work bachelor group kind of thing, and maybe it's the single ladies in the single men and you just choose the. Single as human avenue honestly believe. Come with me to the COACHELLA. Happens again 'cause it might never happen again oh. Wow. Well. Like music will have graced us with his presence again I hope. Yes. Yes. Fingers crossed fingers crossed postcode world. There'll be music festivals again, we actually recently went to. Kharkov concert Oh Kendall got a car concert for my birthday, which was such an incredible experience at first I was thinking how's is this going to be am I going to really get the feeling invive concert by there's something about being in close proximity with sweaty people breathing on you but you really you love. But in cove world that is not a thing I miss heavy breeders next me during never thought you'd miss it never never thought. You know it was actually an incredibly wonderful experiences can. You had your little. You had your base camp that you can kinda come down come back to you wear your mask dowse at the car but we are cooler with drinks in brought our salads to go Sushi and all that fun stuff in. It really was a great experience and it was a good girl. It was a good girl day inevitable. You had like your own little parking spot where you were separate from everybody and that I mean it looks like we gotta bring. We need gotTA. We. GotTa bring my we need pistachio. That's also interesting I love dancing because she loves dancing I also kept pistachio getting. Getting any sort of pets or animal in a relationship like what happens when you bring up? Yeah I kept this Dashiell I was like there's no way I'm not going to be having little stash Oh. Yeah he's been great. He joined the here's his first concert. He loved it. He did he really did like every time we were dancing oxide jump up into WANNA be in our arms. We'd carry him dance with him and that was just so I learned so much about the statue of that day. He's a he's a part here at heart. He's a party Weenie he really is. So we still party Kovin. We find a way makes it sounds like we're like, no, no hardy party equivalent of partying game code we dancing car concerts, I guess we dance inside of our home. We'll go to the park maybe we'll do dancing there we are young, we are seeing. What does what does dating like? How do you? How does one one dates? In covert world. So it's funny. Kylie's more. So dating now. Yes while. States. second and third dates maybe four days. The thing is the thing is with with this Kobe. I found myself becoming a lot more pickier with WHO allow into. My dating life disease ridden men are not allow diseases and also there's a lot of distance speech walks and I think that's ultimately how you go about it. You meet them in person see how they act on distance between survey romantic and they're. Very telling of who you want to continue dating or not in amazing experiences. Yeah, it's been. It's been good. Would you say have you been on any? I would say because it's interesting about. I mean. Even if you're online dating or something you know. If you see, someone in person risking your little Kobe group. So we have like a strong Kobe group that were pretty strict about. We've tested on and off here and there, and whenever you introduce a new guy into your group, you're introducing a new threat. To the pandemic. So that isn't taken very lightly. To go through a lot of tests in order to be you know in the group, I would say very true there's a lot of Cova tests we go through the beach walked being one of them or the first one Kendall introduced me to this method Redo saints type, the facetime date I, which I should have done before it because I can't even tell you the mountains I've wasted. Gained wisdom. and. I as you see, someone the first few seconds well, no well, no sadly, no. Yeah. Just by how you move and that's the big thing with online how you move. Moves us a big thing. It really is an online dating. You really don't get that hinge. Have, they have the potential of inputting. Instead of pictures, this becomes a dating APP add right now. Well, you know I'm just putting not. No actually says something I did want to circle back to talk about is. How we've how it is growing up as twins and then how it is finding individuality after yes. So because it really made me think about this when hailing emily to the separation of being together and now they're going to be going through being individuals and being separate I would ask you to is that during Covid we really transform relationship definitely use the OH. Tremendously I would say that. Every pair of twins there is. Growing pains as you will all you learn about each other all the time you learn you must you must live off of the exhortation that you know the person so out if they change in any way you take personally. and. So because of Kobe because we've been so together my. Buddy. During the beginning of it and even now she's moved to Venice so not as much. But I would say that before code happened to, you're kind of going through a rough partner relationship not that it was so bad but we were just very aware of. Are. Basically had. It came down to the same fight every time. And I think that during Cova really solve, we had the time and we had we were. Relations we needed to have the patience to. Those issues and wipe them out I. Think we really did wipe those guys out now you're almost forced to. Figure it out. Yes. It's interesting because you would see a lot of relationships shifting dramatically the incumbent. There's people who are starting relationships. People were ending relationships. It really is like the test of time it's a make or break. Engagements or break-up luckily we. Made Up, she only lost me on the house once I actually did look. She should correction she tried to. Homes I. I will say I. Think a lot of people can relate. That is deep dark secret that. Our. I. Think everyone can without that you're with this person literally twenty four seven near afraid even to go outside to get groceries. So you're stuck in there and hey, you know what? I had reached my wits end something have forgot exactly. What happened I used the last egg in the Carton of Oh? No this is what happened Kylie. You dislike my. Clothes. And I took your. I took your bag and I put outside and when you want to bag I lost you. Absolutely. In the real quick. Okay say. A little bit those a little me but it only makes me love you so much more knowing. You tried to lock me out that we survive. That yeah yeah. y'All were stronger now after that and I think I loved you the most ever loved you day after that fight. That's true. That did spark a conversation that really allowed us to have a more like a different level to our relationship that we hadn't had before because there was no running away. There's no running away in incovenient. Have another place to go to. It in that time I was in between moving Luckily, I gotta keep my stuff Marina del Rey, but I couldn't move into my new place in. Venice. Just yet when was she was stuck with me was stuck stuck with her and you weren't so happy about that times at times I was not. But no I think that now we love each other more than ever and. 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So yeah you'd probably out by now. That's why they got rid of. You are happy no no. It's been great. Like i talked to people all the time about this. And they're like oh man twenty twenty minutes. It sought management stuck at home. Can't do anything i want on a road. I went to philadelphia boston. New york city in new haven connecticut rhode island boston for two days. I spent a week in lexington. I got kovin still works. I forgot we went to boston. So we're going to recap all that but a few of the specific things that i had completely forgot about that even happened. Australia burned down. You've ever looking. That was the rave like that was the whole thing like austria is on fire. Koalas dying groggy. Yeah right. I think all the qualities are extinct now. The who allegations colgate it's a conspiracy Not really did. Don't even real so we. We made this drastic transition from like talking shit about crony nineteen grown a nineteen in twenty nine hundred. Yeah fucking krona verison. Twenty nineteen into march hits and were essentially. You know in a lockdown not able to do anything so go to work and stay home fucking. Kobe died kobe right. My kids still jacobi and snow fucking funny to me when like little five year old daughter. She has a little piece of paper. Colby helicopter hitting the ground. Jesus cross the puck and i cried. I cried in front of paul. My mom and dad and star remember. They did the tribute to kobe. And i would ever looked at me. I'm just like bawling my eyes out of some shit. The fuck. It was sad dude. Yeah i was just looking at a picture. That was sad the his daughter like that's just him for me because it seems like people like that. Don't die right book. Their kid well. It's a bummer. But you know what i mean. You see cove seen him so many times samba. Just god like this. Isn't a sportsman. Cast and i don't want to go down the sports Rabbit hole here. But i will say this right now and you could fuck it. Fistfight me. kobe. Bryant is better than michael jordan. Lebron james you could suck nobody cares. I was gonna say. I could give a shitless about the nba. I agree with adam. Just make you i wanna. That's one of the say that satisfy kobe like the goat. It's right but i just. I don't cared about those two hundred thousand people americans while kobe didn't die of covid. So are you sure. His helicopter crashed. Do you feel do you. How bad you feel for cohen kobe. Khurana copter one. Kobe versus two hundred thousand people. I take kobe if you could save kobe or save. Two hundred thousand lives gobi. Okay all right. You don't sit there and go two hundred dollars. You said they go. Kobe icon bro. I'm a whole can a show. I slammed a beer. When we're listening to the intro. So he got drunk all of us. All right that makes sense Bourbon the fucking stock market craft in. What march early march. Yeah a lot of crashes around There were fucking dammit. Lots of crashes fucking protests over the place that was wild. There was wild. They're still going on. are they really aren't they. Is there should still happening in minneapolis. I thought trump lost and now the protests over. I think they're still shit going on around how this guy this guy texas five days later is like hey did you guys see that there was a bombing. Nashville fucking note. I mean it was everywhere. I didn't know. I was like six hours late to knowing and was like you're an idiot. Adamson two days adam found out by about four o'clock on christmas was like that'd been going on six thirty in the morning. I had no idea i think. Got the guy anyway today. Well i think he died but he blew himself up in the in the alleged. But i saw text. I sent over the goddamn democrats and their five g. Trying to kill everyone regarding this just ranting station by democrats the goddamn democrats and we're five g is going to kill us all mates editor again. Yeah maybe maybe he's. Somebody must have traded on him maybe his a camper had five g. That's blew up. Maybe he's onto something. It could be coincidental. Death freedom fighter. I saw a picture. Though of the front of the camper. Like the security footage that they allegedly got of him. It was the fakest. Look thing i've ever seen. It was like a silhouette of a guy in black and white than the trump t- shirt on no really cement. The hate forum. It looked pretty clear to me. That the image i was seeing either was a fake or be fake like there was no way it was real when he does the depending on who faked the video like the either faked it and or somebody on twitter. Got me now's the dude. That's not the one i saw. What do you mean fake video. It was just a picture but it was like they blew up. The they zoomed in on the on the driver of the camera and then there was like an outline of the guy. hold on. go up if you just like quickly look better. i like. That's like my dad him bell. No the guy big that is the camper death that could be. My dad is dead. I mean he was there on christmas hitler. He was the ghost of christmas. Present makes sense. Well he looks like our de. Our dad is a camper momber facts. I fucking garage is and maxwell got arresting you know in twenty nineteen we talked a lot epstein lame just just in Yen got arrested. She did on giannis come of it. It's it's quite on that that she did she. Was she able to post bail. No she's still jail post. I didn't read it so he's been in the news. I've seen a thing. Where her she had her tits out and it had like a thing like a like a black bar. Overtop them in jail. No all right there. We're going to be murder hornets When does have been stunned by two thousand and three kim. I remember that to him. And his dad responded Sisters seat nope. It was the first and last time. I got stung by a bee. It it flew in my shoe in between like the soul my ankle and it stung me like four times and i was freaking out because i'm like i can't see you for whatever the one that can sing you multiple times. It's been like over a decade. I i can't remember. I remember I was playing video games with a kid cory. Though i went to school with in stung me and i thought that got shot by a gun. It was a murder hornet. But this like fifteen years the first one that got her Beirut exploded ever find. That was about yeah. They were storing fertilizer. The fertilizer selling a weapon. I think no no like fertilizer in in like about it was something that was seized at the port but i think it was an explosive of some kind fertilizer. It was ammonium nitrate. That's what it was and if fucking rock drew that video hundred ninety aac yeah. Did a hundred people died that that video bump big time. I put kobe over those one ninety. Exactly joe biden and kamala harris You'd better not say. God damn name wrong racist. I'm pretty sure that's how it said. I'm just saying the people the people camel camel co fuck yourself. You know camelot. I seen somebody say her name wrong. Paul and then like the call racist. Yeah it's like you said her name. Yeah it's fucking now Yeah they they they won. I both voter fraud. Steel the steel black panther died other. Bummer total bummer. After a bunch of people call them the crack panther the back panther. Yeah because he got fucking. They thought he was on drugs when he lost weight. When really was chemo and cancer eating his body. Oh my god. I never called him crack. Grech matt damon tried so fucking hard to make my way through that. I eight not to kick over to the weight loss challenge but maybe some of us not me. We should maybe go to the doctor and get some chemo loose weight. I'll just do crack. Because i'm the only one that lost weight this week. Just congrats adam. You got completely naked to do it per video okay. There's video vinnie up here. We go all right Covered my california was on fire to everything was on. Fire is california and fire all the all the fucking amazon look. The lungs of the earth are on fire. And who wants people saying like shit. It's not on fire and then australia's burnin and california's burnin. Everything's on fire global warming satan. Hey i look damn democrat when we lived in colorado there'd be a lot of wire wildfires and it would be pretty wild like you're driving down the road and you look over and there's just like a mountain on fire. Yeah i missed all that at ruth. Bader ginsburg died kesar who matt. Rpg army g. or. Kobe pick right now for kobe. You hesitate. She was eighty seven pew of the good long fuck. She did a ton of shit. She's never dunked once in her life. Backs backs. Kobe won the contest. Yeah bunch people got covid right trump. Daddy trump got it. His kid got it got it got. It was over in five minutes. Who was the first tom. Hanks was like the. I like big celebrity to get you foul. She got know who got it. These to fucking idiots these to fucking pussy horse survival survivor chance. Immune systems couldn't fight off kobe. Out you got no my immune system did fight off cova nineteen fao got it for you guys are still here. You guys might be part of that. Two thousand this. See the tom hanks movie coming out. No he's like it's stern and he's like protecting this little girl and i thought it was kind of ironic because on epstein island. Some people were commenting on his instagram posts. Which is like hundreds of emojis of pizza You know kind of like adding the pizza gate. And then he fucking dipped and became a greek citizen. If you didn't know that we talked about it. He became a greek citizens he did a camel was colorado colorado hairs. Yeah that was oh man. Ev h died at van. Halen we talked about that for like a whole fucking episode. Didn't yeah all right here. We go repeater games. Were kobe eddie. Covering a back. Kobe kobe every time he has ever hear the three the rule of have you ever have your throat have you ever. You've never thrown into a trash cans. Yeah but call a music that you like. Now is based on the ship that he was doing We're freeport back to your backseat begs. Kobe thing i had We have a friend in common. Who tried to tell me once that people throw things into the trash can and say jordan. kevin yes. Have you ever heard. I throw them into the trash can and think of neither of us to. I know you've grown up your entire life. I wanna fucking hate everything. So i'm never gonna get. Yeah he's out. I'm sorry that that's what you've done. Everyone says colors a reason we have a segment coming up and called nate. Hates twenty one win. Like the kobe thing is always been not rangel person. No one never ever before. Kobe bryant came around said jordan. No only nobody koby came around. It became a thing. We said kobe. Why think michael jordan's better. So i'm going say jordan. Jordan was a degenerate gambler. Who got his father killed kobe. Bryant was saint who only had one rape allegation and what he was acquitted. What am i one of the things that you soon school is when somebody would. If i'd be by the trash can thrown into the kobe and then i'd go jacci and gravity. What was no paper. Tasers high school freshman hip blake thrown dixon. The tragic awesome. I realized i did that twice. But you can do it at work. All the time the kobe. Yeah yeah absolutely you remember. Okay i i thought it was hilarious through my my koby time. How many pieces of paper did you eat. He's about three hundred fifteen pounds. Worth forty percent of his body is made up of paper right. You can't pass it. That's what the that's what it is. I'm just there's three inside them. Yeah to kobe plug out back. I'd say we're probably but again. I mean how old how old was he. A hundred k still taking kobe. Hey can we pause real quick. So we're sitting here talking about twenty twenty and you keep all these people that have died so fucked twenty twenty up kinda ruined a lot of things and then every compound all these things like kobe and age will die every year compared the celebrities that people love and twenty nine thousand. Nine that died. You'd probably be on par with twenty right but we but it just. It hits a little different adam. Twenty nine twenty. Times are tough tough okay. How many times do we have to fucking here. That during these difficult times gets me is when people are like. I can't wait till twenty. Twenty s over. This has been a shitty every. It's like twenty twenty one allender chase. You doesn't change her mac thing. We're in the same boat. Tomorrow doesn't matter no no no. We're all get the vaccine january first a seven. Hey you i have to take the vaccine. Because i had it if you had it. You have to take the vaccine. We don't know. I don't know i don't care i'm not gonna take. I'm not giving you haven't been to the doctor in twenty years. I haven't been to the dentist thirty one years. I'm just saying like i'm i'm indestructible. Dentist is like you're the net one hundred. Never been to the dentist. No hundred bucks in your life ever cavity cleaning root canal. Fuckin- here's wanna go. I mean i could go. I have dental insurance. Here's here's the thing. Adam face facetime today and while he was talking to me thought one of his front teeth was falling out so he saying i mean i thought he had a tooth coming out of his face. So i mean maybe maybe probably just Healed itself suck backup tooth. You've of course flex that tooth back We all scream. I don't fucking bruce but here's the reality of the situation yeah. We couldn't do as as much shit timeout right. I wanna i wanna go back and say this. I went on the most vacations. I've ever went on my life. Because you're an important. I had from may until the end of august i just three months gained twenty five pounds. Eight food hung out with you guys. I had a great year man. It was a little you know. I don't know what's going to happen at first. But i mean i i lost my job. Gained twenty. five pounds became an alcoholic and landed on. My feet became the other end. He said became he really honed in the alcoholism he mastered the draft. I don't think he just quit. Trying to hide. Did not i. I don't think there was a dale sober from may until august. Yeah i mean plugging plugging you. You're not working. just later. He working you drank it. We have podcasts. Where adams adams audio plug and watch me. If i was my job adams audio is almost inaudible and some of them because he's colby late. What's that some of my favorite pods. This year are when you were just fucking shit. Can i think back to the first podcast. And i think i said this last week. The first podcast we ever recorded the after our fancy football draft. Nate randomly showed up. I was like okay. We'll have an foursome yep Do anything it was. I i listened to it. Can't be released got into lethal dude. The fucking I can't remember exactly the gun stuff. The whole conversation about the guns and never gold. No it happened. We released it. There's been a lotta gun talk. Yeah that one. I feel like we've kind of like there was a line in the last like six eight months kind of pushed that line a little bit further for sure but at that time when we were talking about the gun and putting it in my mouth and like pretending i was going to kill myself i went to bed and i was like struggling to fall asleep. Coast they can like what if what. One of my kids like friends. It only hair. You occur right. Yeah i was like we never gonna let my sons never going to have friends because his dad is suicidal. He's rocking the gun in his mouth. I've done that. I've i've done it on the ride home. Were we've gotten some really fucking touchy stuff. Some re- really pushed that line move. That needle would you call chadwick. Boseman crack crack panther. Yup right michael. I never fucking her that you made that upright dot thing okay. i believe i'm gonna search crack panther. You don't have to look it up. But what was your point there is. There's the puck and crack panther from death man right god no which i see seen that looks like he needs to bail fox though tyrone big but That's unfortunate. yeah. I mean there were there. Were some drive home. Drives home rows like fuck. Maybe we did. I go a little too far. They're talking about this specific thing and no we didn't. You never have to worry about that because adams going to go farther than it's going to overshadow no that's a huge part of. It is welcome if adams said on yells and he saints so much better. Don't call an agent. Some real ignorant treks level. Shit show some real crimes breaking shit profound becomes. Yeah yeah thank you but no we fucking we We went on the road trip. That was tight you know. I think we're gonna plan one again. Yeah maybe in may may work for you. Guys will go to canada get arrested. Let's go go to new mexico. Get arrested in mexico. I wouldn't come back. No i've never. I don't think i'm leaving. I'm upping person so the cartel would find me and be like you know much hitter with legal put in their gm and heroin and his astle. No they would kill me and then just like take my innards out and stuff. Me full of fucking. Oh they're gonna lose our hair to leave their dick and it in ainley one page one little one little eight. I don't know how much heroin comes in but like one little bag at a time. Yeah matthew me look like you like that. Poppy you some real groundbreaking. Kfc it's not pushing back on his sorry guys of what this is. I mean the road trip was tight. Yeah we went to fuck in philadelphia. We eat cheese steaks. Cheesecakes were bomb. I didn't have the first part took tasted rotten. Then after that it was right there with you. So there's no way there's a from wrong is. This wasn't the reason you didn't want to have the cheese steak because we knew we were going to be walking and he didn't want to shoot. You know i. I knew we were going to be in the car for a long time. And i didn't want to be in a situation where it's like i'm in there. Were on the road for a half hour. There's nowhere to get off really and i'm sweating bullets about to ship my pants so like me at central park. Yes yes i wish more than anything you would shit in the francie in a lot of the like every time me too because nate you your leather seat has a million holes in it and has those cooling fans so forever you would have gotten now it would have just fucking o. Obviously i would not have shit. I'm not a fucking animal. I wouldn't have shit in a car in central park You re you humid. Take a shit in central park. You would have done it right on the sidewalk on a percents. Yeah in your pants and be the fucking million persons should on the sidewalk in new york. Owner boomer. Yeah a lot of the decisions i made on the trip and ninety were based on where we're going to be doing. Shit all i wanna do is eat does not want to eat. Let's see the food was doing bomb. That piazza we got frank. Pepe soon met you. We went in there. And you're like what are we going to get on this. And i said i don't know just pepperoni and you were like sausage. I fucking hate saw town. I was they five. Fucking sausage was so fighting. And i kind of felt like a dick because i was like i kinda just like ruined this piece of paul time. I want to say something to a classic matt not listening to anybody getting one pine set to. i said we're like hey. Let's get to pizzas to pieces. I ordered one pizza. I was like i'm going home. And then you get sausage dog meat. That dog meat on the fucking pizza. How good was that dog may was the best pizza ever. If that's what dog. My dogs are in trouble but it would have been better fuels pepperoni. I don't think idle it was so good. Whatever that was the get it again. I like you go like dominos and get started on your on your pizza. And it's like this fucking like horsemeat at duda fell. That's what it is. It's sad was so the only bummer about that. Was we ate it right on the water. And all i could smell was shitty water smell and we were in such a weird area there. Were people all over. It was it was like we had no plates lights. Nothing were in the dark eating that sweetest eats a with the cell phone lights. Yeah on a on a random ninety get status. The bench was covered in shit. Yeah and there were just people walking by there was fucking like hey good. Spirit heroin park. It was not a good spot. Yeah that was a key kinda sketch. We should just went to our bedbug infested hotel room that we saw was that the one with the bugs the fuck into oral as orla the buck the door open. No fuck asshole. We got the room. It was on a fucker. We pulled up to that hotel. Okay i walked in the fucking office first off no disrespect to the culture of this individual. But it's it's not like i could open to thing of curry and just put it on my nose and that's what the office smells like. It reeked a fucking curry. So the guy you were. You want to know where i knew. It was going to be kind of iffy. Was when i'm sitting there signing in and gives me a literal key out of fucking room key actual goddamn hausky. And then he goes. Oh by the way the toilet. The toilet seats broken. And i was like okay. And he's like well we had to swap it still. It's a different color. And i said i don't give a shit. Does it work. Does the toilet see work. Does the toilet flush than we're okay so use the key says all right room three and we walk over and reading the numbers and i look and look and i look at room three and it doesn't say three all sees the fucking door wide open and there's bugs everywhere their people and there's little kids running through running in and out of our fucking room are going to be a little bastard cambridge in and out of the room. They in our room. Yeah kids you should have killed him the traffic that kid yeah and then death ab a bunch of videos adam. Schiff pants of bugs everywhere. It was discussed yet. You know bugs neither do i. But that was a fucked up thing. Nothing was worse than When we went to Pittsburgh and then. Paul was just snoring. The entire time organizers hotel for stop guys. i don't remember snoring at all. He snores lawnmower. Which thank god. Because i was i was so worried case or was right next to me doing the same thing do i was so fucking man and then everybody would give me. She'll like why are you falling asleep. Adam because we were up until four. Yeah apparently the first night. It wasn't to the extent of paul's the bug hotel. The only thing that saved that god damn trip was. I no wrong frank. Peppy rosen the rain app but nate asked me to. Hey donald earbuds and it shows and i put in this listen to rain i still listen to it. I just want the record to show that for the entire time we were in boston. I slept in a closet. Where the bed. There's not that i was on. Didn't go all the way down. So i slept like like this. That's i could try to be as far away from you guys possible. That was your own personal choice. But i did that too. L. high sleep declined all the way back. No but it. Didn't you show us to put it in the closet on an incline. Where farther away from. Fuck yeah no i was. I was trying to be as far from you guys as possible so the snoring would doing who gives like i'm not faulting you at you could have slept on on top of me. I don't give a fuck well next time. I'll sleep right on tap. Yeah me it'll be mad on bottom you in the middle miata. The bottom top to bottom we ate at another local pizza. Spot to me knows what we're in boston. Yup twenty twenty recruit cap or is the sir road trip loop road trip. Yeah we fucking walked so much like those my twenty miles that first day as my favorite part that was yeah the first fifteen wonderful and then i remember when we circled back and we got to that bridge before going over bunker hill and i stopped and i was like this is where i die right here. I wish you would have died in boston. Massachusetts outside of a fucking converse store if would have died. Fucking bernie's you. Yes that's fine. If you would pay you die uber. Dying wouldn't have been the worst part of twenty twenty fuck. Kobe bryant eyebrow mad. All right our bg outsor- back coby coby browbeat sorry. Met mass doesn't have the same marine. do it facts. I mean what else do we do. It would be a bummer though. Because then every time you did it you'd be waiting for matt to come and eat the paper the she's did a fucking dead all right. That was it twenty twenty. It's over man. All the government gave a bunch of money out or they did they did. We all got twelve hundred bucks right. We get the stimulus six months. Now you've got the new one and the on the first one i got. Yeah i got it. I didn't use it towards anything. Remotely spend it fucking on amazon really. Yep wow every penny all my savings account right now. Are you serious. Yeah i go that route. Fucking nerd omits the mr responsible over there while juggling guns and drink a bud light still. He's i'm sorry. Hey why don't you get declined for credit card. I got approved for for the poor guy. This motherfucker we couldn't talk last week in detail because it was a christmas present. Paul bought andrea a ring. So anti yeah okay. So paul comes. Domingo's hey i want to buy this ring for andrew and it wasn't a link to the website it was a picture of andrews phone of the of the ring that she wanted right because which is like the most i understand you. You try to sneak the picture. I guess still you said like hey semi the link to look could like done any because that that just tells shooting known like you're not gonna get it. It shouldn't like broke motherfucker so then we walk into this place right. Paul is the most awkward person on earth he walks in hands up like this like ring looked so we talked to the sales guy us on the bridge as trying to give back extremities. So paul's like polls like hey. I want to buy this ring. And he shows the guy a picture of a picture of a ring and the guy sits down shows like this five thousand dollar rings for them and paul. It could have been whatever. But it was like way out of your price point and then paul's like i need something cheaper. So then he goes. I'm going to finance. It gets declined for the credit card. Gets the forty eight percent interest credit card. That every fucking fuck takes. And i look at them and go. Hey can you can you just by this ring. He was just buy it. I said just by it. Then he's i think when finance us to gop almost you paying four hundred dollars. An interest on the spring does by it. No one's gonna own is going to do it. He doesn't ask when the payments do how the payment is if she could even return. If i wasn't there this is all could have given his kids up for adoption and wouldn't have known about over. Walked over to walk out of the business just a long winded way for adam to pat himself on the back. He didn't let me. I could have been like you know. Adam really helped me out with that. He's a good brother. He's not he's not a piece of piece of shit but now he's just wants to scream. About how stupid i am. Yeah isn't that the basis of this podcast. I was getting the rhythm no matter what the interest rate was no matter what i was going to get it anyway so it didn't matter i want this ring. And then he finds when that's not even that one and then he say i want when she did not listen. The railroad ring like the ring. The picture that i gave him yet he just went to the most expensive one was like it but that was not the most expensive one. He was trying to sell me. If only we could. If only you could have said. Hey drei send me a link i can. I can then show that guy. The exact one. The only got a picture of a picture. Listen a picture of the ring in the picture. The only problem was in the picture. It looked gold. She wanted rose gold. Did she return it before after the facebook post. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm talking with a facebook post where she talks about you giving her the ring. Don't i don't know after two days ago. Only balmy my new wedding ring. I've been wanting for so long for christmas. I love my original ring. My favorite part of the entire thing. Dude i love my original ring but ten years ago would he bought it. He got the quality of the diamond he could afford. It wasn't the best. I love my ring. I will always keep it and it will always be special to me but i can't wait for my new one to come in your wife. Basically said you were a poor piece of shape. Terrible forgetting a new. It wasn't about the ring. I bought you know when we got engaged. Originally i got paid from work. It was like six hundred dollar check. I went straight to the jewelry place. I said this is how much money i have. They gave me the ring. I could afford timeout. Can i i listen. I should andrei a lot. And i want to sit on her again right now. Why would she need a new wedding ring. And i was thinking it's not the west certainly is one of my finger it the moment it's like. Hey here's a guy ring so we can have less to me. Listen she's like don't keep up with the joneses. Fuck and friends and go that time. It looks like a six hundred dollar rain into like is it is i. Don't care what you're saying. Divorcing is going to carry the the i wanna be. I would love to make the last payment on the reagan. She fucking divorced. she's why she waited ten years to get that fighting ring and by chance. I got her a better ring. And y'all gonna wait till it's paid off and then divorce. Because she was that a lot of time to get a she was over the fucking ring from the get go and then she was going to stay with you for six months that dip way. When was your venue. Plugged her up with two fucking kids over and she was like god it of one. Is this piece of chicken. A buy me the ring that i she wants to leave him. yeah. I don't think she's wasted a lot of time if that's working. That's yeah that's not a good plan. It's almost paul paying twenty nine percent interest on a fucking ring. It's not that bad bro. Twenty percent dude. It's like you could about two rings. You can refine on dollar and no big paying one literally a thirty percent more than what i would have paid. I should pause a. Hey listen because i did. I did talk him into it. I said you should get it. Because i do. I go yeah you should do it. He said i see. And then i said you know you could always like refinanced like you should. Oh you could open up a like a no interest credit like pay it off that way and then. I thought that's the dumbest thing or thought could do that. He would have just had like the normal financing anyway but instead he got like the The payday loan finding percent on it. The guy when you're filling out the thing you're doing it like on the little reader thing it. it asked me on their. Did i want to run that at the same time as they ran the other one for the real credit card and i was like no. I don't need that. Poor one and i did that. And then like the client immediately. Mother fucker i let me run call one. They called mall security just in case something. Yeah paul's like listen. The only pain cash is fine. Guaranteed that this was a broad diamond. My gosh i think that's an awesome. The first one. I share some little kids. Arms cut off for got stuffed inside of goat. Yes they shouldn't have been stealing and that something their parents taught him. I who all right. So paul more from terrible credit as he makes bad financial decisions but drew got new ring. Yeah it's all the matter. Saint guy i like to live in the moment and i just go with the flow. You know. i'm not worried about all. This is twenty nine percent. I don't care there was a time in my life. Because you know. I had shitty credit the majority of my life me having a good credit score at least like a respectable one is a new thing but also like you know. Act like a a good person. But you're you think you're bad person if you don't have a good credit yes and there was a time of my life shitty people. What's your credit score. Hey parable eight. There was a time in my life. I'm scum fuck denying. There was a time in my life. I thought it was just a fact of life. If you want it you got to pay interest on it. It's the because i was poor. The thing there are lots of times in my credit card. Forty two percent interest compounded hourly the they got. Here's my thinking no right. Sometimes i would rather not have a big chunk of money. Come out of my account and pay for something over time and have yeah. I know i'm paying extra fort. But i'd rather not. I'd rather still have that money. Yeah but like six percent versus thirty percent is a pretty sure. But it's like but it's not an insane amount of money so that'll be paid off. It's not that big a deal. You know what. I mean. Paul i give i give you shit. I do the exact same thing. But i'll do it for way less money like i m be like he's really wanna fuck in this team finance pizza. Do i really want to put this out of my checking account. Just want to charge it right and then like six thousand dollars in credit card debt later. Yeah pizza. I'm okay with in orders. Extra points forty dollars on me. But i've been there when i was when i was like twenty years old and my first credit card taco bell. Gas go to the movies. everything. I magazine maxed out because it's awesome because it's like wow. This isn't my money. It's my money and guess what. Guess what. I never paid. A dime do just went away now. You can't get a credit card at a goddamn dumb dick. I got a house fairly. It doesn't mean we're so i let it go. I'm just saying credit score. And what can i mean like. Yeah you you. You reached the point where it's like. I can get a house the house and then it's like when i don't need a credit score. That's that's not true though. Hey backup you said you finance tacos when you do. You might have talked about this. We didn't financing the time. But i'll never fuck it. Forget the moment. We went me. Paul and the girl that he was dating at the time we went the taco bell and i looked at him and i said hey dude you buy the a burrito and it was like the biggest deal daimler like are you fucking kidding me. Do you really want to your fucking burrito. And i'm like yeah dude. I us know. I don't remember this story. And then i want to one and a two and a five and nine and i wanna party pack tacos and i'm like can i get a burrito and he. You're not fucking hope that this happened. That whatever he's saying is not true. I it's my word against yours. I don't remember any of that. There's plenty to adam. Didn't have any money. I had a teen years paid for everything for you with that credit card. He bought ninety minutes on tacos for anyway. Why did by the breda so twenty twenty. yeah. I don't know how paul has credit scores on christmas go. Well that's what it was. Yup how's chris paul. He went into debt. We all know how that went. His wife's gonna leave him. He's going to have to fuck into for a house payment now. She's taking the house. Oh yeah and the kids. And the ring nate okay. You went up north. Hung out with your family. The christmas row. Would you get a t shirt that would you wear no No i bought this one offer. You finance it. He bought it wrapped. It took into his parents house. Put onto the like. Oh thanks guys. I appreciate it kind of interest rate in the t shirt was that target card forty two zero percent interest. I got yeah really. Boring nothing cool. Nothing could get anything. No nobody none of your siblings. I just gave cash everyone adding of hundred dollar bills twenty dollar bills but yeah i like to pretend not hundreds. I mostly gay people cards also credit card last week so i took to naps. Christmas eve ate slept woke up. Watch my little sister. Open gifts A breakfast and then i did my. That's right. I did my christmas shopping on christmas. Eve like a scumbag. Would you target dude. Best thing ever fucking pulled up that app. Boop boop put a million the cart went there pick my shit up to meyer got some gift. Cards bought a couple of scratchers. One fifteen bucks got some starbucks you bus crash for somebody else. I i did. Listen here's a deal right with the gift cards admire you have to go into the line and customer service desk because were like the fraud thing is really big right now so like you either have to astra debit card with your fucking have to have your id. So i'm waiting in line. All these other people to get gift cards loaded alcove. And there's that fucking michigan lottery scratcher. Kiosks i'm just like twenty bucks ten thousand one for myself. Five dollars per dad. Five zero one for stefan. I'm obviously gonna keep the ten dollar one right. Yeah one fifteen bucks overall pretty good. Yeah i made them give me half whatever they want. That's nice no. I'm just kidding The north fucked up. It's like the odds of your dad. Winning the lottery again again is slim like we were looking up one day and he has a better chance of getting struck by lightning. Like eight hundred two thousand times. Yeah then winning the lottery twice But isn't there like a math thing. Where i mean we all have the same chance no matter what so him having already one is re is like it doesn't it's probably relevant. He doesn't matter so he can still win. Same chances you still fucking place you got seen twenty pick a gay efi. Some gifts fucking ate dinner play like nfl trivia. Watch that football game. Christmas night where who's Who's a due to just fucking tied. The record for the most rushing rushing touchdowns in one game l. tomorrow those kamara hair avak harris. Yeah and that was it. And then i went home and i crashed. That's nice yup. it's a pretty. That's you know nothing exciting. I think you know nobody fucking drunk crazy stupid. No flights saving that for next weekend. Yeah for sure definitely or this weekend. Years no. I have no idea what i'm doing new year's yet i have no plans. I have to work tomorrow then. I have six days off. No idea where i'm going. I'm going to get blackout drunk on new year's eve and play poker nice. Yep that's the tradition. Everyone's invited only take your money pro ziglar. Anybody ever epic new year stories. No but there is one that i always kind of go back to Those kind of like a a really fucked up. Kinda moment. I bought a fifth. Fireball is not that long ago this is probably like two thousand fourteen and I think we've talked about this before. But it's i got black out drunk our friend. Mike showed up to a christmas eve. Or i'm sorry. New year's eve i have no recollection of him. Being there. I just drank and drank. I drank the entire fifth a fireball. At least twelve beers. And i got home in laden bed of sitting on like faulk. I feel like shit. You may remember you've been you've been blackout. You kinda like go in and out of like remembering what happened if the brown out. Yeah and i remember waked like sitting there in bed and gone. I wanna puke and i went into the bathroom and i puked and i filled the entire sync up with puke. Why the sink. Fuck you clear. Don't know what you're dealing control. What's what's the first thing that i could vomit. Yup so pew. I filled the entire. I plugged it. It was a sitting bowl of vomit. And then i remember going into my bedroom and looking at star and thinking to myself. Yeah she wants to have sex. She didn't know she didn't do. She did or did not do not. Do you think she fucked me after that. Are you kidding me options. I woke up the next thought she wanted to have sex. She didn't but she did anyway. I woke up the next morning puke all over our sheets all over my shirt adams like our having sex or i'm having sex on the corner. Yeah your turn out area Yeah no euch. Drunkenly jacking off. He's face the other way in his pants or completely does just ask. Just jig. it's cliched ask streak far. As sorry nathan. I went to a night. We went to new year's eve party. This is like ten years ago. Went to denny's afterwards and as soon as we left like within like fifteen minutes was like a big john. John's were at the denny's holy shit. Four people died. No i don't know because it's like the jacking off thing last week. I don't know if anybody died but there was a bomb. No i'm just saying that was pretty wild. We got on a bus. I wish i probably would've saved those people. My last few new years have been relatively tame no drinking involved. I usually get on a cincinnati. See friends there I don't have any super fucking wild new year's eve stories There was one. Ann arbor where. I ran into an exit. A party and His name coral. And we got into this big fucking fight santiago and she was telling me you know just talking match shit and sitting on apple's and far fall fall far from the tree talk trying to talk some shit about my dad. I don't know how is relevant. And i spent the entire rest tonight after i told her to get fucked when back the party just drunkenly blacked out taking shots screaming. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Now is it the shit out of her elder got hammered Baseball bat beat the shit out of her stories are starting to come together. Yeah right full circle. No i don't know there was one time in drink. Three bottles of champagne. I ate some fed from mr pizza. Ham and then i puked and it was literally like full chunks of veteran like just who back like a curvy hate when i lived in colorado. I got super fucking blackout drunk on new year's eve and the next day have you. Have you ever been to the next day i woke up and i was super hung over and chug like two bottles of water here really chug water and puked immediately in. Its cold coming out feeling. I used to I'm weird with like. I can't burp. We know right. Like i got a bunch of weird shit going on here I would get funk like really weird stomach thing. When i would drink and like if i couldn't puke i would chug like a gallon of water. Do jumping jacks put my finger on my throat and then just projectile vomit. Everything out Thing that's called anorexia bulimia. Yeah he googled it out to be skinned. Didn't work stop eating. Paper right yeah. I don't know it's probably going to be a pretty tame. New year's who's gonna be different extra twenty twenty one. It's gonna be same shit you break in here though right yes. I'm going to start drinking again. You break edge and urine. Cincinnati off fucking kill you. I know the deal is ever break edge. If i ever pick up and drink again. I have to be with adam and plugging has planet. I don't need to be a driver to fucking bikini bar. Crestwood lounge shot a press not to bring a small bat or talkie stick out the window baseball bat candidate and the young waitress that nobody was giving attention to were mad. Kept saying like oh probably twenty three. She was hitting on paul. Listen yes she was like. I like your beer. On a sucker and non cars falter that nine android and dudes and she tried. She did try to get me to go to the car though to get a phone charger and i said i don't have a phone. You should have wanted to have a phone. I wish you. I wish i could go back in time and change one event in history if beautiful china's cheating on your wife and we'd been you know there's no shot of it. Does anybody have any new year's resolutions. Oh fuck you guys news. Resolutions last year we did. We did this last year. And i said i'm gonna buy mountain bike. I got him up by wow cool. That was my new year's time you wrote it last week. Yeah seems like you're not really living up to it. I say about four miles away. Three hundred fifteen pounds three seventy three sixteen. Okay yeah. you're you're already did it dude. Congratulations take atom up on the bed gained sixty five and if you go to two hundred four hundred pounds i will give you two hundred dollars two hundred two hundred bucks. Just gotta hit at once. Yeah bro that would just go to four hundred dollars barely touch. come back back in tickle. You're just gonna stop one hundred pounds and then just right back. Claridge's would not make it to got four hundred. You're going to five. Do you think you're never gonna my one thousand pound life. Don't ever don't ever do it. We'd be doing this. Podcast from the bed that i'd be it. He has become a hole in the drywall out to do a video. You would be here because that room would stink. But we would put you on like the thing in tv and speak the matches with fucking no-shirt on hanging in roles feeder. Y'all contorted different ways. We still have formed we addressing the scenery up like Job with the hud. He has like princess leia. I'm a train you can just edit close on me like i'm one of those fucking portuguese outfit for every season what ever see again portugeuse. Portugeuse nike's portugeuse porch stick. Sorry just something that somebody has just. They just put season. You've ever seen that show got. I like tempted portugeuse. Pray to god. It's what i'm thinking about. That's something terrible people fucking shit about. Its racist against canadians. Goddamn portuguese never seen one of these People put them on their porch. They put it look. That's a goose. Yeah it's normal pilgrim. that's fucking prints. I read what season is the pirate. I told her bro mate. What about you buddy. On new year's resolutions None that i can think of stupider pants. Yeah i'm gonna. I'm gonna get more than years damn but they might not come. That's true. I plan on wearing new pants for the new year. Blue pants new blue pants every day every other day. Yeah it's good to have big goals. Nate i'm fucking about To to fall asleep right now yeah exhausted. I bro the cut it. I'm just saying oh fucking hour anyway. Yeah we're about to go off the rails a portuguese and whatever so he's back taking back porch bringing back portuguese. So so what are. What are our resolutions for the new year. Be lesser of pheap's shit. Paul i guess the same by me and might be like probably have more sex. Commit yours. yeah you know how my dad loved me. more have some the lesson disappointment. How having sex can have your dad. He'll love you more because they're gonna fuck more love with your mark. I'm not i'm not. I guess you're not gonna make more have you made to your dad have a threesome with assists ernest dead. Anyway yeah so. I'm going to be wearing blue pants this coming years. 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263: NY Food (W/ Julie Klausner)

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1:07:19 hr | 10 months ago

263: NY Food (W/ Julie Klausner)

"This is a head gum podcast. I might. shitheads welcome back to another episode high and mighty. It's me your boy number one. The number one boy all you gotta do is trust me Johnny g joining me in the high and mighty studios, nearly silent co-hosts Arthur, Gabor's Arthur give the people a shout out. What do you gotta? Say you're turning eleven soon any news for the people. That's a solid no from Arthur. By the way for listeners Arthur is a dog. I. Do not have a person that sits here and does not talk in quarantine also joining me. In the Hind, mighty studios first time guests we've crossed paths a dozen plus times in the last ten years, but I'm a fan of hers, and you will be too if you aren't already from difficult people and the double threat podcast. It's Julie Klausner Hi John, Hi Julie! How are you I'm okay I didn't expect that you're going GonNa go full morning zoo for your intro, but I like it and I'm on board board board. You're on board. Welcome clouds ner you are. The high and mighty. Mine. Fan I know I'm humiliated. By the fact that I got into podcasting with my only experience being a twenty years of listening to Howard and Opie and Anthony, what sports radio do you ever listen to those goons, Mike and the mad dog every day in my house growing up. Well there you go. That's certainly an aesthetic. My Dad, my dad worked nights, so we didn't leave for work until like two o'clock in the afternoon, so that meant every day was blasting on his boombox while he worked out and did chores. We add Howard, then Owen a and then Mike and the mad dog and sometimes I. Miss I was GonNa ask about I miss. My Dad was a big Fan. We all sort of turned our backs on I. Mess around the same time. But he That's what I grew up on, and so that's like literally every while getting ready for school. OPIE and Anthony would be playing in my house. Admit that my dad went through and imus phase as well, and I must admit in addition to that while we may not like what he had to say. We all have to agree that. He looked really cool in that cowboy hat. Just like how insanely at a guys like I'm going to start wearing a cowboy hat and saying racially charged remarks in my show. But and yet it's so east. Coast But I mean. It'd be like Curtis. Leila traded his brave for a trucker. Hat or something like you're you're the you're from the Bronx. You're the most Bronx guy ever, but I'm as. Here's. My next question is I missed dead oh? That's a great question. Great question he has to be. We don't let's not Google and let's not find out. No, no, let's not either way. It's either way we'll be said either way tragedy. Either way he's he's dead, and that sad or he's alive, and he outlived my dad, which is set even worse. Wait so did you grow up in the New York area? To not knowing all these or yeah I grew up in Westchester, and my dad is from the Bronx, and my mom is from Brooklyn and they lived in Manhattan. was born. They lived in gramercy on Second Avenue and I think twenty four street and I was born in seventy eight, which is the year after the fabled some summer of Sam with the blackout, and you're born in the summer of Julie as they were. Set here comes Sam more. But my mom likes tell me I was conceived during the seventy seven blackout, which doesn't make sense mathematically, but it's a nice new. They were having say. You're like that doesn't work on math. Wise Mom! Forty three years ago. Here's in a fucking metal. We're very New York family, and then you know we to the suburbs and I grew up in scarsdale with a bunch of Jewish. Say other Jewish princesses, even though I've got my own stuff. Relationship towards that stuff, and then I went to Nyu, so I've lived in New York City for. The Shit, what is it? Twenty four years now lives in Manhattan Yeah Wow. We're we're. We're New York Jews. Oh Excellent! Yeah, WE'RE! WE'RE NEW YORK. Italians, but not from okay. My grandparents lived in a story and long. Ain't. We're in the island now? South shore of Nassau County. I grew up in Freeport. Okay I grew up surrounded by black and Hispanic. People then move to belmore where I was surrounded by the aforementioned princesses I gotcha I mean. Look we're? We're all combination of JABS and trash. That's what makes New York's. Makes New New York New York and also that. Jews and Italians. Even though there's definitely like we all have unique racism 's, there is a familiarity and a bond amongst us. Specifically, that is just we're both. We both know where we're coming from. It's almost like. Palestinians is like well. That's actually a terrible example. We're not really. We we all like Hummus, I guess what I was trying to say. Nothing like nothing like that at all actually. Back very very briskly. I'm out of my depth here. I trust you so I. Have a lot in common in that like we have weird complicated. Mom a matriarchal sort of thing on mom's in charge, and then food equals love or and or medicine and landowner therapy. Above all the above, and then it's also poison when they're mad at you. Suddenly realize you're fat. Fat My whole fucking life. Why do you now know in Care Yup that's there to that was like what I told my parents when I was like sixteen. I'm like well. You know I'm fat. Because you guys clap when I finished my plate, so when I and I'm seeking love for my attention for my parents plot. Not Really, but it was like look. Oh, Jonathan's coming over. He's got appetite Johnson. I made your favorite. Like every an uncle very joyful, really fabulous compliment when you cook something and someone like it, I mean there's really a wonderful sense of pride to that experience. It's a perfect dynamic. It's like a receptive audience to a wonderful bit like. It's great when grandma whips out a tray meatballs and her chubby little grandson comes running in long each eighteen, each more than his uncle's like and everyone's like Johnson is such an appetite and dulce like me. Adults like this is how I get interns. Also. You guys you Italians. If I may also just have objectively delicious food I mean you eighteen meatballs, because every one of those meatballs fucking delicious, whereas my grandmother on my father's side made cocktail meatballs with grape jelly and catch up in the saws. I'll tell you something. Those were pretty good. That did not did not a stop me or slow me down for a split Second House I mean. I will say I if I were if I had grown up. Italian I would definitely be, and I've always had weight issues and issues around food, but if I were Italian, forget it I would be. You'd have to like needed. Help getting out of the house. I went to I went to I. Remember I had a roommate in college. who had me home and she was from Queens and she. Had Me for Easter when you're and I was just walloped court records. Just the best pasta. You've ever had the best the best eddie like anytime. You've gone to an Italian restaurant just like everything that's on the menu. Preemies, you the whole the whole thing, and then once you're done with this beautiful talion fees, then they bring out the Turkey and then. There's meanwhile there's candy everywhere. It was just I've never experienced anything like it in my life. Well Italians. To attitudes towards food, obviously quality, we love to like yes, build and work on, but there's something about quantity and I think it's yes, it's sort of more italian-american Duke at. Tradit like blue collar American where it's like the bang for your buck, like absolutely, my mom and dad referred to chicken parm by by size per like. Oh my it'd be like Johnny Umberto's. They give you a fucking chicken parm like a doormat, and it's like how does it taste? It doesn't matter. It's fucking huge. You can take. You can eat have. You. Ever had bad chicken. What reading with cheese, sauce, and fried and olive oil? Though so like that's the whole. That's my father, son and Holy, GHOST Be Chicken. It could be cardboard. It don't matter. That's the best food ever. It doesn't matter how 'cause that's. The idea is that it's just assuming that it's delicious, so you're right size plenty, know Italian serve family style, which means that you're supposed to pass something around, but you really don't because portion is. It's all worked out that everyone's going to get a ladder worth of poop. You're right. Definitely betrays a certain amount of scarcity, the appreciation of this. Giant thing that I'm going to have to take home later. It makes you feel safe. Yeah, I think I think I'm reading this off. Board Danes Naples episode. The Italian American they came to. They couldn't believe how much beef they could get. So that's where like the fucking softball-size me ball, and like x rays of stuff came from, because beef was so a lot of this stuff is so scarce in the old country when they came to America. I'll give my son the biggest fucking meatball he's. Sure Oh. That's interesting because I. also love I love Italian like the Italian food you have Italy as much as American. Italian food I mean that in its own right is just INCR- whereas like I. Know that there's sometimes you can have a big preference to Chinese American food as opposed to Chinese. There's a big disparity. But Italian food. I think it's very simple. I, think you're. A talion food and versus Italian American food and Chinese food versus Chinese American food is really on display in our topic here in New York that the those are the main things I missed from east coast food having moved to l. a. a few years ago is. You can get decent Italian out here now. Despite there being no like little Italy or anything, yeah, also Italians hard to fuck up. Yeah, but. God forbid you can find general so's west of the Mississippi I just do. So many places don't have it. They have orange chicken, sesame, chicken, or generals, chicken, but none of it is the same whereas in New York. It's like if you. Want one of the things when I would go back to visit for stupid gigs or whatever I'd always, they'd always put me some random hotel in midtown and I'd be like my plan is whatever the closest Chinese I have my favorites, but whatever the closest food places I'm trying it because I'm running this theory that like. The fucking random as Chinese food restaurant in Manhattan is better than any Chinese food, you can find out here with the. American area. You're not talking about the bay area because the bay area is, it's got it oh yeah, they're not messing around out there and also we have San Gabriel valley where there's like a lot of like real deal, authentic restaurants which are fucking awesome I don't know anything of that San Gabriel Valley. In the Chinese restaurants there Mimi everything, but there's. Just outside of La in the. It's like so many. Chinese immigrants your. On a lot of. Dimsum places like and I loved him. Some I'm telling and it's like one of those one of the best things about living in a major city in America is that you can get this feeling of being somewhere else entirely you get Manhattan this no matter how expensive and crazy Manhattan gets, you'll still can go into a restaurant. Be Like I can't believe we're currently in America. And San Gabriel Valley has those places where I'm like I'm a forty five minute drive from my house and I'm just pointing at Shit on a menu I can't pronounce anything. I can't speak any of this language, so you don't have any allergies that you need to worry about. You can go into a restaurant and just say surprise me. Oh I have the fucking like Gi track billy goat. Jealous, because I I'm always anxious as someone with allergies and food restrictions I wish I was someone that like eight anything or eight everything I think I'd have a better life. I, only imagine especially with like. Like. Food where the host doesn't speak English. The waiter doesn't speak English. You're exactly we just tell me. There's no garlic in this I will inflate. I have I have allergies and I'm newly Vegan, which which is very very. And I don't like being one of those people I don't like the associations with it. It's just something that I did for me at not for how I'm perceived, but I really do I love it. When someone just as I eat anything and I think it's a very attractive trait, but you know i. see what you're saying though like you don't go in and go like I'm Vegan you'll be like. You'll just like low key like okay. This is the Vegan option I'll order this you don't have. Fear Server aside. As I don't WanNa be the difficult, and especially, because it's like look like a white woman I'm going to seem like Karen I don't WanNa make everybody's experience. They're annoying more irritating than they already have to endure the dining with me to begin with just to hang out with me. I usually just take the server side on the down low. I'm like listen I'm going to really annoying things I'm about to tell you when Vegan and the other I have a couple of dollars. It's A. Very nice. It didn't used to be like that growing up though people are way more tolerant about. Allergies and things like that I've got. Now we all have friends with food, allergies and I live in Los Angeles so like. Eight of US go out to dinner and there's A. There's a chance there's eight different diets on display. L. A. and I and I respect that and we'll also I will never tell a server that i. have an allergy to something that I simply don't like because that is absolutely immoral, and as someone who does have allergies, just completely unacceptable and Shitty. It's like stolen allergy valor. -bility when you don't want to walk upstairs like. The same. Absolutely not but I love. And, I will say you know since I since I stopped eating like animals stuff. I have been in Carb Heaven, which is a beautiful. Place for me, because I I I've. I've tried. I don't know if you've ever liked dieted but the. Cutting out starches to me is really just cutting out any reason to live. Sweets and starches are just like Mommy and daddy's far as I'm concerned, that's really. Sweets and starches are on my first to go overboard if I need to start. When I need to stop, they're hard to stop eating your question, but if they're missing from my diet and they're missing from my life I definitely feel like I've given something up. That hurts that I. Actually like miss it. Miss my friends or family somehow. I have no no sweets I love I can have ice cream. I can have sweets, but I have no. They have no power over me. Really it's portions that have power over me. I cannot deals thing serious size queen. I'm a size for sure. Okay interesting and my wife would explain to me how that's very ironic, and I don't have to go into anymore. Yeah, you're a big Guy Anyway. On six to three hundred pounds. I'm and I'm a size queen. I mean that kind of makes sense. I don't think that's ironic at all I mean. Are you the kind of person that just wants a lot? No matter what it is like. Could you eat like a giant salad or you? Just like fuck that that is what I like is what I have to do. When I'm eating the healthiest as when I'm eating giant Salads and right tons of lean protein, fish, chicken and shit. Yes, yes, because apparently that fills you up like. A protein is best. For what's that called? Society think like to make you say. Aidid yes, she aided miss. Something like that something like that, but I I never I wish I liked salads more i. just feel like I'm I I don't know eating like a lot of raw vegetables makes me feel like it's a task. It feels very homeworking does feel like I'm grazing. So it's challenging to be Vegan that's not crazy about vegetables. I love the tomatoes tomatoes a fruit, but you know I I love. I love that like choke Cedo. But I'm not really I'm not great at. Are you a cook? Do you cook I am a bit of a cook? That's good. My wife is an act like she enjoys cooking and is very good at it. I like great. I'm like could live alone in a pandemic survive kind of Cook Guy I would have a hard time hosting like my wife Cooks for friends like that's something. She has the ability to do. Oh, that's great me I'm like I. I can whip up whatever I want, but I'm my best customer as you've heard. Who Cares about F-? I'm just here for. Quantity! I I am a beautiful Baker. Bake beautifully I can do some really really amazing things with baking cooking. I've never quite figured out I. Don't know if it's because I'm scared of fire. There's a certain improvisational quality to it. That makes me anxious. There's a certain alchemy that happens magically that I've just never quite gotten my my hand I. Don't know there's there's too many variables that's because they say like. Oh, you need to be more precise with baking. It's like yeah. It's math than two plus two equals four whereas cooking. There's just so many opportunities to go wrong, and that's where I am not great at. Oh! I'm not good at baking at all. Because I'm not good at exact, not even like. My style of cooking is slow and low, so it's like. Fuck coupable. It's always saying Oh, put it it in the overnight, low or pod! Put the Pan on low and put. All that can do that I can do all that, but my wife. She can't bake it all because it's too many rules. She's very good like what can look at a recipe and Jesuit how she wants allies. She can't bake because. I'm not trying to interesting. No, that's fascinating. The I also wonder if it's because you're an improviser that you can have. A little bit more or less Disney with how things are going to go I guess there comes along with that like a certain confidence. Yeah. I don't like I'm not good at rules and like I I'm. Like I have a hard time keeping track of them and I'm realizing now what I'm describing is. The. Root of my wife doesn't like anyone to tell her what to do and I'm like Oh that she see. That includes a recipe like she's just. She's like no more like we've because of quarantine. We've been doing some recipes. Some of the. Don't tell anyone alison. Rest Fleas. Here's the thing about Allison Roman she. Obviously I'm sure that there's things that she's done horrible and she. Probably maybe she stole this recipe, but she is responsible for publishing that recipe that has coconut milk and chick peas and tumor. Mark that everyone I know is making this winter. Even know who don't cook including me and it was outstanding. It's so good it's like a two Merick Vegan Stu and it has like salon her. When it and you put it over rice, and it's foolproof. And when I found out that she was responsible for that recipe, I said team Allison I, said. Hashtag the stew for live I was up for hosting this do but I. Gang? Soup but the bits are like older and chunkier. Exactly you're doing. The stew in twenty twenty is like all I love hip hop. 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Come to terms with it because I want to be well. Maybe maybe I'm too obsessed with labels. Maybe it's a matter of me wanting to call myself. Vegan instead of call myself PESCA -Tarian and maybe it is just me trying to. Like I am someone that does things. It extremes so i. don't like being the person that's like. Do meatless Monday. When I decided I, said look I am, and that was the way it was back in January so the idea that I have been. Eating fish like once a week or something. I can either accept or I can work on or I can like. Let go of my attachment to how I'm defined, but. My Body needs it. Maybe it's just something that I need to like permit myself as I go towards the next step, maybe I do need to just like say look. I eat fish I, did it for animal related reasons I did not do it for anything having to do with health or weight, loss or even environmentally I just wanted the ability to opt out of any conversation, whatsoever about people being cruel to animals, just by saying Nope, and to be able to shut it down and not feel like I was. Living with a conscience of will. You can't just not listen to stories about this and then also eat me, so that was my version of you know. My side of the street is is clean except for those fucking fish, because the fish keep swimming to my clean side of the street and I can help but gobble them. I missed. Sushi and I missed like I like a tuna, fish sandwich, or like a grilled piece of Salmon, and I like I said. I'm working on it, I'm trying to reconcile whether or not that's that's okay I. Mean I. You didn't ask me for permission, but I'll say I'll say that any improvement. You're doing to eat less animals into is like. You know what I mean like. If you're if you're eating fish once a week. That is so much better and I think and you you. Do you said yourself that you're extreme? So I understand like you. Whatever makes you feel comfortable, but I think. I think a lot of people are so afraid to like. They're like I'm not going to be fucking Vegan. It's like well. You could also just eat steak once a month and not like I'm sort of on the my wife doesn't eat beef and pork, and since because a quarantine not like. Making her. Make me sausage or anything so I've pretty much eliminated beef and pork from my diet, and we have so much more plant-based, and then we have. Chicken and fish every once in a while. I don't I don't restrict my diet at all. If I'm out, I'll whatever I wa, but sure just making these minor choices have already. We've already reduced our consumption and so much, and it's I. S I think more people who are like me who are like I? Don't have any issues with eating out like if we can wear like I. Have you know Vegan till dinner or stateless Mondays, or I only right beef and pork, when I go to a restaurant and order high who goes to restaurants anymore? No. I mean. Honestly the only thing besides the besides fish, the only thing I miss most as cheese. I know that there. There is. A book floating around by Neil Bernard and I don't know if he 'cause. There's so many different like nutritious food, people and some of them are. Like so many people have their own agendas, and it's hard to say like who's this and who's that, but he does have a book about how cheese has this opioid effect in? How like it's? An addiction that takes a really long time to get over at I am definitely feeling that very loud and clear I. Mean Pizza was my favorite food. So to give that up was probably the probably the hardest thing. It wasn't like I'm going around going. Oh I. We're going to have a juicy burger. That's not what I miss at all pizzas, a tough on when I was trying to eat like local pizz- pizza sandwiches where the two things I missed. The most I'm yeah, it's devastating. We'll say with Vegan there is so you can do a grilled cheese. They occurred to me recently with a grilled cheese. It's really more about the texture and the the bread, and whatever kind of butter substitute us for the bread and the cheeses kind of they're almost as like a textra like glue kind of thing, but you're really into the the bread tasting, buttery kind of way so I will say the grilled cheese is more doable than. I have yet to find a really good vegan pizzas so far, but I'm looking, and I'm I'm trying to use like Ber-. Spur Shutt- instead of cheese on the top, so I can have the crust and make. A good quality like olive oil and. Tomato thing instead, but it's miss it I. Mean I don't know what to say. Maybe it'll go away in a year, but the thing I miss. Yeah, well. That's the other thing I'm happy about like the more people who eat plant based the more people who are prompted to design better cheese. You know what I mean like it's like. And you're onto something here because as I consume cheese, but every once in a while I have vegan cheese whether it's because. With one of my. lactose, intolerant friends, or whatever and I think you're right, hot and melted is where vegan cheese blossoms at least and We're working to. They're working toward it. That's what my Vegan Fred said now is, he said the the here's the about be cheeses you just have to be. You just have to wait. You just have to be because they're working on it but I find the cheese that they use like something. That's popular in La is an impossible burger. That is kind of I. Love the impossible Burger big impossible burger. They set it up like it's an in and out Burger. Jams, pickles, onions, or whatever and whatever the? Nut Cheese that they're using melted. It really hits like craft single. Vial via life, there's violence. There's die. And neither. are their own their own thing, but yeah. It really is yeah. The texture pizza cheeses the main thing. You're not going to have like an impossible patty kind of like blending in. So that's that's when she's is on display right? Yeah, that's a Vegan charcuterie board is where it will fall apart rabbit. Just? No just give me a cracker and like have put some avocado on it if you're going to. Point it's just like I just I. Just need to do without. That's just a choice that I made right right. Yeah, it is Kinda weird thing to where you're like I. don't eat meat or cheese, but I eat exclusively simulations of it. Acknowledged that that's not terribly healthy in some ways of like, but but again that's not why I did it. I did not. It's not about me. It's not about me. You're not out there trying to save the say Tom. You're you know you're doing this for animals, so jon I I don't mind the tempe I don't like I. Don't like Tempe I. Don't like those textures I do really enjoy impossible burger overall. Leon, beyond yet impossible just has, and it's crazy. I know wh what we're saying sounds insane. People who are just have a fucking burger dude. But. No one in America ever make that illegal I promise. Yes, as have that freedom that is. Always have you'll always be able to get a gun and you'll always be able to kill an animal. If you feel like it in this country, you're in luck. You're in lock. There's no danger of that being taken away from you. There's a certain person I mean. There's a certain type of person in this country that can't think of anything, but the slippery slope anytime. Anything happens like remember like gay marriage people's fear. Where like what's next men will be married to their dogs, and and you're like. Why are you thinking about how you? Say that. That's that feels a little too close to the front of your mind, but are you. Like. What's your dog like? It's a slippery slope and I hope we achieve that. We slip all the way down there. Just stick my cock, and may the dog slippery slope what? What's Yeah I? Don't know why I named my dog slippery slope. That clearly points at. Something to do with their push. Yeah, people are terrible. People, and then that's the thing now to. It's like someone's like Oh. The new impossible Burger for sale at Burger King, and then someone will be like if they try to take away my cows I'll. Find. Also worry about it. No one's even saying switch over to process me completely, but maybe you have seven burgers a week. Seven want one day. You have an impossible and that way. You can just feel a little bit better about yourself or don't and put a gun in your mouth I don't give a shit. This, this country I feel like I am I've chosen my side. Civil. War, I'm not saying. We're GONNA win I'm just saying what side I'm on. You know what I mean. Lake, Already begun and I've chosen look where it's coasts versus people with guns. WE'RE GONNA lose, but at least we'll know what we stand for. When we go down in flames, if there was a true civil war, I know exactly what my role would be, it would. BE A spy for. Because, it's like hey, look, dude, you have racist face you have to you have oh, that's interesting. Look good in backwards hats and you have a big beard. It's your job to down to the protest and. gingy saying where white shirt. Underneath. Confederate flag. See Not me you I look like. Woody Allen's like. Certain. Like I have that Ashkenazi like a thread. Dark Eyes and red hair, and like I once went to Ireland that I was in a bar, and and I said you know people back home like sometimes I look. Irish and they like literally laugh. because. He's because he's turn your pain. That was the funniest thing in the world that any American person would be so stupid as Anything besides a fucking, pull out from the. At all right buddy, all right man all right McManus. What what a world I'm no redhead, a ginger, being roasted in America. Keep saying them Irish should go to Ireland. They're like you're not fucking. Right and ice one. They laughed in my face. Fine can handle it. New York food. You're the shit you. The Shit we're discussing is shit I. Miss Big Time. We're talking not Chinese food and I WANNA. I'M GONNA. Give you. What was your favorite pizza the way when you are here? I will say it's more. And more than anything else and. Roses Pizza and Pasta in Penn station. No Yes yes I I'm sorry I. Like drunk John. Maybe. Yeah it sounds like someone has a long. Island Tattoo on their. Might enjoy roses, pizza and Pasta, and a giant Sam Adams with a straw in it for the. For the funding that is like my. I think that's a very new. York slice because it's like you. I'm a giant fucking. Insatiable animal and I can slice of that and have to go to bed on the floor of pens. It's it's heavy. It's like legit and it's and it's very good, and you can get like A. Four dollar sixty two ounce beer in a fucking big gulp with a straw. Love that. Yeah, I like a big slice to and you know I. also really like is Shitty Pizza? I Love Ninety nine seven pizza I. Love like a square like Sicilian that looks like it could have been from a cafeteria. Bowling Alley. Pizza is what we call that like Bourbon, birthday party pizza. Doughy. Thin criss cross I like I like having my I like seeing like my own body in front of me before I. Eat it, Deli, in ten. Doughy cheesy and dashes saw. Like there's some. which could be dimples? That could be my stomach. Belly Button. You never know. And I don't like too much sauce I like. I like to taste the bread and the cheese and then. I the only thing I'm not crazy about pizza wise is. Well there's a couple of slices at to boost. I've always really loved. I loved the. Larry Tate, which is the lake white pizza with. And Spinach and like tomatoes, but I don't like the Cajun I don't like spicy sauce. And like the cornmeal crust. bums me out. It's not my. It's not my thing that my favorite I like pizza. toppings I find that to be I like throwback like I I lived by Lou Collie and And House of Pizza and cal zones in Brooklyn. Zones where two of my favorite pizza places more, but I also like a pizza where they're like. This is like grown up on Long Island. There was this place Gino's. There's actually like a mini regional. Yeah. It's like where anytime a relative dies where you get. Gino's gift card is like the most Italian Long Island. Sounds amazing it is. When I when my wife, who from Westchester we dated. She's from Croton on Harman Oh. That's beautiful. Restaurants there that really Nice View I've been there for like. Mother's Day is and things. Yeah, it is. An scarsdale is like one of those, too. Where you're like, we can go to like a nice waterside restaurant or small cutesy town. She doesn't really have water as much as they have good schools, and they have like that little area by the train station where you could get like seventy five dollar Hoodie and You know it's like very much about like. Right it's it's very staticy, but it's not beautiful. The way that like suburbs on the Hudson beautif right. Okay, cool. Yeah, I I remember from my icon. I commuted to the city from Poughkeepsie my senior year of school, so I remembered all the metro north stops, and they all are burned into my head I'm like spiting Davel. Bet is where. Right Right Oh. Yes I. Remember all of those stops. She's from Westchester. She's from Westchester I'm from Long Island and the Summers in college. When I would visitor I'd bring Gino's pizza to her brothers, and her uncle's and her family, and I was like a fucking hero to bring this. I drive fucking an hour and forty five minutes with two buffalo chicken pizzas in my car fucking. fucking reeking of blue cheese and hot sauce by the time I. pull up, but like I, was a king bringing fuck in New York. Pizza said we will give you, are we? We've what does that when you like. Give your daughter away to someone there like she's yours. Yeah, it's like a new consent to web to wed. It's my You may have my daughter's dowry. Dowry is to to. My dairy is eating the zebra. It's really good pizza, but I will not tell my wife. I traded to large size for her with her. Pizza, phenomenon include pepys in Connecticut out there fucking Clam Pies I love that Clam Pie Iran to love Frank Pepe. Has Some really outstanding Italian? You know Mamaroneck. Water, there's thousands there which is really outstanding I have not had. Matt Pitch Great. It's right across from the old movie theater where I saw the first Batman. My favorite near place I'm trying to I. Mean I really like the one in the. Opening credits of Louis where he throws it away, that's been. There's two Benz. Benz on Spring, and then there's Ben on West third and McDougal and I. Really like the what West third and McDougal I pretty much agree with I pretty much. Agree with everything Louis does and like. Other record that I like is pizza his. And his belief system about social interaction. I can't control himself around. And and like I, said those ninety nine places. They're really good. The one that stands out in my mind is that Hell's kitchen. One the one that over by port authority that dollar slice place I used to work not too far from there, so I would drink over by their at down road, and sometimes I would just wander over and get that dollar fucking slice and it was I could eat that in one block I would be like just heated up a little bit and I'll be finished before i. get on the train. I Miss I miss it. That's the only thing I miss everything else. I could do with that because it's easy to eat vegan junk, food, junk, food, and Vegan. There's nothing that you're gonNA. Miss out on as far as like cakes. Right and like like Oh, please. You're taking care of well underway. You don't need to worry about any kind of dairy or eggs like getting in the way of joy in that particular department. That's yeah I was thinking like Vegan food. That's also fun is shit like chicken nuggets flavored? Anything, that's like sort of that traitor journalist. The trader Joe's throw in the oven and heat up like Oh, it's a pastry with vegetables inside I know I have to be better about eating fewer processed foods and more about like la still all over the fucking bowls because I have to say the Bulls bummy out the bulls were like ever all the ingredients like separated, but they're still in a bowl, and you're like I don't know how to make one and I don't know what dressing goes with it. A poke poke bowl i. know that those ingredients are good like Sushi I liked poker balls. I like the weird like. I call them weird I'm sorry. They're not weird, but like vegan balls. That's like it's almond butter, blueberries, bananas, Asahi, and you set it up and it's like a brownish sludge. Now make me a smoothie or go fuck off I. DON'T WANNA. Waste, that's a t-shirt by the way, make movie or That's like I remember reading I. Don't know if he's still is but I. Remember reading about Woody Harrelson being a raw vegan and his whole thing was you gotta? Love the salad man you got love. Terrible life to have to have a different version of a salad like three meals a day, and that's what those things remind me of, and they completely BMI out. Maybe get used to it. Have you traveled yet since going plant-based because I find, that's when a New York, l., A. Vegans, or or are gluten, free heads or When you travel is when Shit hits, the fan is when you're like. Oh, I don't have my go-to place where I know. I can get this snack or yeah. There's not a fucking Arowana corner where I can get -solutely. It's challenging traveling with allergies. Let alone traveling with. Stuff to, but the good news is I usually don't go anywhere. That isn't like an urban. I I was in Toronto and they couldn't have been nicer or more accommodating or you know I got like an oatmeal. In the morning from my hotel and they were incredibly. You know accommodating and the same thing in last time I was in la I said to the chef at the restaurant of the hotel was staying and I said listen I'm I'm beginning. We don't have that. Many vegan options in the menu was like we have these seven. Oh. You're not from here and. How okay guys. That is that is some legit La shed? Only have seven Vegan. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly so far! That's been so good, but then again I don't you know I'm lucky enough not to have you know family or or like a spouse that lives in a part of the country that is just going to be really tough for me to do anything besides sit in the dark eating crackers. Where you're like, I can do that's not a below me. You can always get like a mushroom cap on the grill like when like when the vegan option is just a giant. You know I Julia Child by the way. We don't know that much about, but I know she said two things which I really appreciate one is actually something I disagree with which is why she she always liked she French. Food was superior to Italian food, because French food was more about like combining ingredients and making them until like another completely different thing, whereas Italian food is literally like. Hey, look I cut this tomato in half and. Make this meet Reddish. Exactly you just sorta like you pick ingredients and you combine them, and then you're ready to eat, whereas the French or just like I've invented this twelve step sauce, and you're like regulations on my one is. I can play the Spaghetti, but the thing that Julius Child said which I think about all the time is that she doesn't like grilled vegetables, because they are both burnt and raw at the same time that's. Really. Doing, some pieces shit like tosses a pepper on the grill and things that you're happy. He is wrong, isn't. Any needs to be way more thoughtful about the fact that look, it's very easy to. If you burn Vegan, hot die, you're fine. You're really just after like something salty with a good enough texture that you're going to surround with a button condiments that you're just going to be happy anyway. And same thing with Burgers I think. I'm also not someone that's ever like love. Love Love, love meat so I. Don't want to like speak to an experience that people really are gonNA. Miss with that kind of thing. No I totally understand that that makes that makes sense. Here's another. This'll be like a three hit Combo here. It combines Jewish and Italian culture. And? It's a real New York food. That's lacking out here. Yeah, the Deli Yeah. You guys have KANTER's right. We have cantors. which what else like having that'd be? Yes, there's another one that people really like that is. The name is escaping me at the moment, but like I. Like in New York, you have the Bodega which is sort of takes up a little bit, but there are true Italian and Jewish Delis everywhere, but then there's also. Like a Bagel, place or a Bodega? And get Delis that that sandwich like the the quick grab sandwich for under ten dollars just does not exist in. Los Angeles when you say quick grabbed. You mean they're already made no. I mean like. You can powder and. I want like Pastrami on Rye that kind of thing exactly. A late night sandwiches. Something is the maybe the main thing. I miss most from New York, guys. Here. Let me run you through this little anecdote. There's a place that open right by my house called on Pauly's is. Credited self to be an a New York Italian style Deli, so like heroes. Yes, okay, here rose. and. You know we're. We're making sandwiches over. We're Paul Uncle Pauly's. This is exactly what I've been waiting for. I, go there. I get like a nine talion sandwich, and it's on like Brioche and the amount. The amount of me is like a mill, centimeter, thick and I'm like this is not. New York style sandwiches. I get I. Don't even know what that what Italian person uses Brioche says obeys yet what Italian, and then like I'm talking. I want that Sandwich where the cross section is like. Oh, I could see forty slices of fucking Turkey or Persia or whatever I'm on at Rainbow exactly and these people and then. Me Sick I want to give them another chance because someone's like. Have you know one I trust? Everyone always goes. Have you had uncle? polly's so recently I was like I'll try it again and it was during quarantine, so I walk up to do. Take out and I walk up and I go. Hey, can I get the Italians whatever this one hot and sweet peppers and the woman goes. Yes sure. To Go I, mean obviously it's to go, and she's like yeah, that should be about twenty five thirty minutes and I doing you pick in the peppers. That's what I said. I go for for just the sandwich. It's thirty minutes. She goes yeah, and then this is the shit that broke my heart and she was like. We have a lot of posts. Mates orders to get through and. I'm a fucking man. Smell person standing at your restaurant. You can't hot ahead and just whip me up. One Sandwich I'm a man standing in front of a woman I am. Thirty minutes to put my pickled peppers on my. Way Did. You wait. Was it worth the wait? No I I said I can't stand here for thirty minutes and wait for a sandwich. That's. That's the. New Yorker in me would just not allow. That was like all right. I'll just eat a fucking like ring day from a liquor store. You guys though you do wait for I, guess takeout right because you like order. I guess it's all different from from. Cova. But I just remember. There's a lot of like pick up more than delivery, and so you do have to be like okay. We'll swing by and like thirty minutes is that? Is that not heard of anymore? Yeah, we especially in covid take take out his picked up because. I think. And I did a fair amount of delivery and I would say. Amongst the APPS I'm at like twenty five percent hit rate of getting the right thing at a decent time like. And I'm spending a four and everything feels overcharge. A recently me and my wife have just been slightly better about. Who's being designated drivers to pick up? It's like our as I say is. You can't do pick up when you just you where you going to park and. It gets difficult, and then also like reason usually ordering is because I'm like. Oh, I'm fucked up. Let's get some cases is delivered. Yeah, you have to be hungry and terrible place to order food from. Yeah, exactly and so then we start doing takeout and everything's like eighty dollars cheaper. It's like it's like skipping post mates or Grub and just calling a restaurant and doing up like it like it's two. Two, thousand and seven, or whatever so fucking convenient right almost they want you to do, and they're not going to be screwed by APPS and Yeah I. Hear you and I just had to get over one Hump of laziness and one. All all we need is like five minutes of foresight before I smoke before my wife Pours. A drink is like wait. Should we discuss how we're GONNA? Get this food. You must have that conversation yet. Deli. Wise New, York. City no longer has Carnegie Deli, which was really more of like at a certain point, became a mid-town tourist attraction more than anything. Else I mean I. Don't think people were there because the sandwiches tasted good as much as they were. You know just like the way that like a steakhouse would have that Mississippi mud pie. Really Tall, so it was more about the presentation that was right. It wasn't actually a good slice of cake. But it's still a bummer that it's gone. That's where there's like a little mean to you, right? That's like they got a little light. Weiner at that one. Maybe I'm I. Was Never Carnegie? Deli frequenter I've always been a second Avenue Deli Fan and I know that they're expensive, but I really do think it's worth it. I think Second Avenue Deli is a real New York. Deli I think cats is Deli as a tourist attraction and it's for alcoholics. People that are just like they want to line up and they of course, and it's a wonderful experience to take a number. Tip The guy and it'll give you more meat and all that stuff. It's really a fun experience to have a New York. City but you know second avenue. Deli will not put fucking cheese on your sandwich. You know would man as they're things that cats is does. Would that are just not Kosher Deli or do mistake Kosher Jewish Delis do and so. Many world of. The cardinal soon as meat and cheese together, and if they're slapping, you can't wait exactly so so second Avenue Deli is. Is Meat and then separate from that as appetizing, which is Russ and daughters, and all the bagel places on. That's always been. My my weaknesses has always been the you know the. And the different kinds of cream cheese, and all the different kinds of salmon, and that stuff is just favorite, are you? Are you a Bagel Fan? Love bagels love bagels. Course absolutely bagels are a fucking dream. I love yeah, breakfast sandwich on a Bagel this. Whenever! We go to long? Island it's like go to Baytown cafe and Belmore and get a giant ice coffee a Bagel Sandwich. What's Your Bagel? I mean I know now you're. Now I've been doing tofu cream cheese and I put like Cucumbers and Basil and red onion and tomato on it because tofu cream cheese isn't delicious. It just Tofu was very like adaptable. It can taste like anything you really want it to. The cream cheese comes out decent. It's I mean it's not delicious it like you said it like adapts to its surroundings, so if you mix in vegetables, it's going to taste like the vegetables if you slap a piece of locks on their. Not. Vegan and that's why I'm having a hard time struggling with the fish of it all. I love with cream cheese in line. I know me too me, too. I just might have to come to terms with the fact that I'm PESCA -Tarian, but no. I love like a vegetable cream cheese in the past might traditional. Meet on Bagels just because Bagels to me of always been dairy and. Jewish terms also includes fish because the Jews are so disrespectful to the fish, and maybe this is part of my inherent like resistance being completely Vegan. Is that like? You always considered the fish vegetable. Fish is not meet. Meet, which is destroying and chicken and all that stuff, but then dairy is milk and fish fish is considered like. How Meena? That's a fish. It's really mean. Is it because fish don't make their own milk and like that's like loophole it never that's never wants to Kurt occurred to me. Because I always say they don't interesting. That milk begets meat I. Don't know I just know that. It's the way that the pope decided. A CAPYBARAS was a fish because they didn't want to not eat them during lent, and you're like. Okay Weirdo! All Right, okay. Sure like I declare that this is a fish. It's obviously not but mine anyone who says religion and science butt heads. It's like. Guys like. Oh that's a fish now. It's like no I'll. Animal Go for, but don't. On my leg and tell me it's raining. Come on, that. Wasn't that the name of? Judge Judy's J. It's the only book I've ever read. I've read the Torah and don't Piss on my leg until the entire tower. What a book! What a Book Lotta! down. I might do it on audio book this summer while I work out. Definitely keep you motivated. Choose love working I mean. Exercise has really been our number one passion since the beginning time we really love getting shredded. I've heard I've heard a specific passage from the Torah seventy times in my life, just due to which one whatever they say at the Bar Mitzvah and bond mitzvahs. Whatever the you mean, the prayer. Yeah, at the beginning of the because, here's the thing about bar and Bat mitzvahs every bar. Mitzvah they read a different part of the Torah Oh, maybe I. mean. This is the thing you're based on when you were born. So they read the Torah all year round so by the time you get to Rocha, you're up to the part about Russia by the time he gets a pass over the past. Oh! Right so I. Have My Bat Mitzvah in April because they read the Torah little by little every week. It will be a so people so Jews will be like. What was your Torah portion about and someone will say mind. Was You know whatever it was? Mine was like Joseph and the amazing technicolor. dreamcoat or mine was this. Mine was about, you know Jacob not wanting to kill Isaac with last minute, and then you know God, said you did good or whatever the fucking story is. Don't on the whale. My Torah portion was about which animals were in weren't kosher. which is the stupidest most boring part of let me not say the stupidest most boring because there's a lot of stupid stuff. That's either boring or just shitty. There's one about lot's daughters, just totally gross and weird, but mine was literally about like if an animal choose its own cut, it is not kosher, but if it has. It has like flight of thin like it was just such a stupid awful. Portion, but that's what you do during your Bar Mitzvah and the stuff that you've heard a million times is the prayer that goes before it, which is like, thank you God for giving us this tower that we're about to read from Hallelujah. Basically the thing that you say before you get to the thing. So! That's what I'm familiar with. You learn something, and then I also say that the song is basically the same because there's only like four or five. Four or five, maybe like ten or twelve like sounds that you can connect when you're reading the DOT that that. That that. That's the melody you just going to switch up. Literally was like the the the muppets present the Torah. I could see like sesame street teaching the Torah. And then it ends with. that. Bat. I yeah, it's sucks. And then you get a nice juicy. And everybody loves a Hala Man I but Barak Obama, says where dream come true for. Fourteen year old gentile. Hala the best right off food like unattended booze away. It someplace because we're not drinking that free, you guys. We're just more interested in the food, and then after usually after Barn Bat Mitzvah? will provide like Manna Schevitz a bunch of Hollas and then like a lot of tuna salad like more people don't understand how much men as is involved in Judaism. Because mayonnaise is considered to be such a like white bread kind of food. You've been as a lot. There's a lot of tuna salad lot of potato salad. There's definitely a generous amount of that. Condiment and our culture for some reason has no animal byproducts in it right does it has eggs? Oh, Shit, zags! Yeah I, was GONNA say Mayo is a solid grilled cheese butter substitute. Oh I've never. You Never I've never done that, not not. Gross because you know obviously like there's Mayo intoxicate. Outstanding. Like sour cream and chocolate cake when I used to bake that way like was always outstanding I have found that when it comes to like substitutes when it comes to baking era Baker, but if anyone listening is a baker, then vinegar is a really great substitutes for eggs, just because it Levins, and it burns off in the oven. You'RE NOT GONNA. Taste anything that tastes like vinegar just does a really good job of It's just like a neutral leavening agent and you don't need to worry about like I. Don't know there's some funky substitutes kind of. Weird me out. They can smell little sulfuric. So! Yeah, so vinit vinegar just keep in mind. Vinegar is a good thing to put an to a cake experiment with it. I promise it's GonNa be. It's not gonNA be Gross. That makes a lot of sense that sounds yeah yeah. And definitely be liberal with you're baking powder and baking soda when it comes to that stuff like I said it's not hard to make vegan sweet. That's easy. It's the it's the other stuff that's challenging. Do you have a Go-to Vegan sweet make for yourself or if you have to bring somewhere to sell people on your? Really good question. Rate One. There's a there's a really great coconut cake recipe on Smitten Kitchen, which is one of my favorite websites. She's actually beginning to write more vegan recipes, but. I love her. She's a beautiful writer. deb Perelman so she's got a cake recipe on their called plush coconut cake. which is excellent. Hit, and then you can mess around with the frosting like I made like a tow foodie cream cheese frosting. Drizzle but. Oh, yeah, it's very easy, and it doesn't have any strange ingredients where you have to be like what the Hell is you know. How do I get a are? Or what's that stuff that they call leg? You make meringue out of like the liquid that's in. Like chickpea like when you open thing of chick peas, and there's like liquid I think that's like aqua, Veda or something. I. Don't come by I. I could barely open a can of sauce for my noodles so i. don't go there, but the plush coconut cake recipe I strongly recommend. That sounds fucking delicious. It's good smitten kitchen was the mitten. Kitchen is one of my favorite recipe websites. It's beautiful. I love her writing and her recipes or terrific. I really recommend it. Wow, that's awesome. I'll check that out. Before, we get out of here one listing guess what. I'm trying to think of like. Are there any foods that are like low key New York foods for like people who we all know pizza. Deli sandwiches Chinese food. Is there something that I'm like? AM. I missing something that. I didn't realize was very. New, York pulled off very well that that we pulled out that we're really good at full proof or that's. Because we're still figuring out until like we're still circling the bond me. Yes, we can't. We can't hold listen. We're never going to compete with you guys when it comes to Sushi. You guys have the best Sushi. Because it's west coast I. Don't exactly I don't fully understand how that ends I. Don't know how either, but it's ours closer to Japan is. Not screwing around when it comes to Sushi really Sushi and Avocados. There's just you're not going to. Also like a lot of fruits like strawberries or sweeter. The Produce Ski. Harris kind of strong. That's like the biggest. Jeff scene was like absolutely. Just the way produce looks out here. So, lutely absolutely. But there's a couple of leg. You know my favorite restaurants. There's that place Parm, which is really nice. Frank is still holding cord. Even though there was like a Cobra related thing connected to it Second Avenue Deli. I'll love till the day. I die and then basilica, which is a mainstay which still. SEATTLE, Polish, food sweet sweet, potato pirogies I'm just such a fan of the I mean. I'm a fan of a lot of that shit on the map. -solutely Velka is is I mean when that when that goes out of business I might have to leave New York because that is just. The Selah is my favorite and it still twenty four hours. It's still you know in the East village. As much as the East village has changed that that sort of is the same, and then it has the bigger diner menus for people that are like. I don't know what Perot stuffed cabbage. Are All about you? Get Your stupid hamburger? Whatever but. No they have the best blintzes and I like my. My I personally like a boiled Perogie over a fried perogie because it's just no ear. Yeah, I don't. I don't mind at all I like I like a very mushy dumpling. fat is less important to me than like starch. But, but yeah, I love it and just. You just outed my only fans name. Dump. P, private. Secret. Please edit this part out where she reveals my. Don't you dare at it out? Klausner, thank you so much for doing this for having me. It was a delay chatting with you since I accidentally ran into you at beetlejuice on Broadway beetlejuice. I wish. It was still I. Wish I don't know what's going to happen with. Broadway, I love that show. That was a wonderful show. I enjoyed it thoroughly. I loved it, and then I saw you there. There and I was like Oh, I should have clouds near my podcast, and then you sharply launchers while now I have a reason absolutely. Please listen to double threat because I love it and I do it every week with my pal Tom Sharply who I've known for over a decade, and who's a kind of like my idol when it comes to all matters of. Comedy and podcasting and Soda be able to do this show with him weekly and to make charter laugh. Every week is just been the I mean it's. It's definitely been I. Don't want to say like a highlight of twenty twenty as much as one of the only good things happen. This year is I get to to to have fun doing that. Show and people seem to like it, and they send us stuff to goof on, and it's just A. It's a i. just love doing it so much, so please listen to it, and it's called double threat. It's on the forever dog network and. Wherever you positive? It's funny. People having fun. People making. Funny People Making each other laugh. There's worse things. Yeah, you guys are fucking hysterical and. have been in a lot of different ways separate of each other, so it's exciting that you guys are doing this together then. It's so fun I know it's well past the point and it's like not gonNA. Get you any. It's not going to get you any extra cash or anything, but. Difficult people is so fucking funny. If people haven't ripped through all of that it out. It's on Hulu Rights. I highly recommend if you're just like in the time of people are throwing on half hour comedies. Just a feel good highly recommend time. Just put on, you can watch a season in an afternoon and the show. Is You guys are? It's so joke dance, and yeah, yes, yes, and such a strong point of view saying it's exactly what by people like in comedy I. Hope, so. I had I had a blast I mean that was the thing I'm proud of and I just love it so much and I miss it, so you guys, are you guys were so fucking good together, and it was such a funny show, so thank you. Yeah, please thank you for making it difficult checkout, double threat and Julie. Drop your social media where people can find you. All right perfect hunter out. She'll be tagged in the post about this. But by shitheads? That was a hit on podcast.

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It was stepping away from the kit can eat the entire thing loud luxury bryce fine this hour into almost winter or maybe we should start looking. Forward doesn't see Anthony Romo's Romo's incredible really go see him tomorrow night. Show starts nine o'clock tonight. Hey seriously I i. What's it like to not have something to do now? What's that like Anthony Rama's tonight there's three of us going centers to tickets? We'll figure that out later. I'll talk to our first caller of the day. And that's Cam Hichem. Good morning a morning. This is what we're hearing. This is the rumor Cam. Tell us how hectic your morning has been already okay. I started out and there's a farm I drive by a farm or dog chases me every morning so I went real slow and then in the next cornfield here comes a whole bunch of deers. So I da op and men one of them and right in the side of me too stupid ass. Didn't even stop chased. He's by dog by deer. And you're not even you're even to work yet. God No crap all over the side of my car. o Aw those of us who who were born and raised in the city. We wish we could get away from the hectic life here. It sounds like you have the same thing out there in the country. I drive a half an hour to work and I never see cars so I can't be in trouble. No one's GonNa stop and help me okay. Just be careful. Oh Kim you're not there yet look. I'm sorry you're having a day but it's all going to get better. It can only get better from here right. I don't know let's go ahead. Let's go ahead and assume it's going to get better. We're GONNA send you an Elvis Duran morning show shirts and she. Kim Are the first caller of the day and I hope your day gets better. Thank you so much. We'll thank you. Hold on and can you imagine chased by a dog. Hit My dear what could possibly happen next. Sounds like the beginning of a horror movie hitting you go around the room and get started frog. He will to start with you. What's going on yesterday the UPS Guy Pulls up to the house he stops? And I said I'm in a conversation with him. I said we've only lived here for about eight months. You stop at any other house. The neighborhood is often as you stop it. She looks at me and he goes. I gotta be honest with you. I don't think I do a member of the family. I'm like dude. It's like every day you stop here. We don't even know we order stuff stops. I don't get it. I know you are doing for the economy exactly Gandhi. How are you today I am doing well? I have to say yesterday. Danielle and I were both so excited about the Little Mermaid live watched it no longer excited. It's terrible I heard it was good. Oh did you hate it. I hate it so they did something really strange. We knew it was going to be a mix of prerecord and live. I thought the prerecord was going to be the cast saying no they actually played the real cartoon and then would cut away to the cast singing obviously completely different characters. It was just really strange part though they had a live dog and the dog something for everyone okay. Let me go to you Danielle. Yeah I'm with Gandhi you. Such high expectations dictation so so excited but try to watch it with a ten year old. Boy He's up at the TV Moloch. She's not really in the water she's not flying. I seem see the strings to strings. Okay yes we know. There's strings to the best of digital enhancement right exactly and honestly you know how which I love Shaggy. It was awkward. It was all awkward. He wasn't just as a crappy stressed. The shaggy yeah crab caught. Forget his crab closer but there was no prob element. He was not crustacean. Doubt crabby station. Maybe he's allergic to crap. All right well okay. So what the day after those live shows. I'm always the one to defend them and I didn't see this one so I can't but I usually always always remember. They are live productions right but we'll go wrong we'll go wrong and You know tried to keep that in mind but they didn't really have any technical glitches. It was really just a strange awkward combination of the cartoon. The real people. I hope it don't stop doing those. Yeah I do too. I want them to just do a whole life show. Let's get into our horoscopes with producers. Who Do it today struggling? So I'd love to them with nate. No thought the struggle is real now. The struggle is real. Are Right if it's your birthday today. Today's share with Emma Stone. We love her cap records. Don't let one misstep knock you off your game. Your instincts will guide you and keep you on track your days nine. Hi Aquarius of your loved. Ones going through a crisis. Be there for them. You're com or is what people love about you your days eight Pisces. You may have been feeling insecure lately. Remember you were put on this earth for a reason. And you're Oh okay okay. I think you're overdoing it. 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If you've been looking for a shoulder older to cry on look toward your friends and family. They're wiser than you may realize your days than I in Scorpio. Now is the time astute. I hated it. Now is the time to try something new. Even the smallest of changes can have a big impact your days in eight and Sagittarius Egede terriers. You've had a lot of personal growth lately and it's time to celebrate. Take yourself to dinner or run yourself a bath as a tent. And those are your Wednesday morning or has go Lord Lord God we got through that thank you. Let's get into the three things we need to know. Gandhi what's going on yesterday was election day across the nation. And there's a blue wave. In the Virginia State House Democrats mkx Rats are projected to win majorities in both chambers and in Virginia and Kentucky. The governor's race was taken by Democrat as well as Andy. Bashir has been declared the apparent Victor Victor there twitter's vice president of design research says that they're going to make some changes in twenty twenty and they're pretty interesting changes so if you're on twitter you know that there's some stuff that happens it gets really annoying when people include unit conversation and you can't get out. Yeah well they want to change that so now they want to add the features. Remove me from this Combo. Do not allow re tweet. Don't allow people to ask me without my permission and and remove me from this Combo. which is my favorite? So I put it in there twice to leave me alone button. They did just let me tweet. My stuff and nobody can re tweeted or comment. Just let me Yell L.. To this there needs to be no holes allowed button right. I think they're working on that. But in twenty twenty we could see these changes and finally a jewel toilet might be setting a world record soon. It's covered coveting gold and diamonds. forty-one thousand diamonds. They add up to about three hundred and thirty four carrots. It's also bulletproof. I don't know why toilet would need to be bulletproof case Tapu in Vegas. You don't WanNa go shoot craps fast the fame material right there were on a gold and diamond encrusted comfortable. I hope the diamonds are not on the actual because that would hurt you guys ready for Wednesday Justin Timberlake Speedier Exa. And you're listening to Elvis Duran Duran and the morning so Gandhi thinks. She's a hot sauce queen on the morning show. No it's me I'm hooked on Tshiluila hot sauce. In fact I just picked up my favorite flavors sweet Habanero. Put It on my eggs this morning. You should do the same pickup. Gelula tell your friend so it's Wednesday plan for the day nights you hanging out with Sam today. Sam Doing Gandhi. We're going to go get pizza that I saw an instagram story of hers and decided we must consume instagram. Sells it man. It's so which pizza place isn't it. We're going to steal. It's right around the corner from me in Jersey City. Okay pizza awesome so I was like. Where did you get this? She said let's go get it so we're going to go get it I. I saw pasta on Instagram last night and just ahead have pasta old. Yeah chicken and Waffles. Get me too. I know could guide hungry. You can't stand that stuff because British do sweet and savory and all that stuff I don't why don't the British like sweet and savory but I love putting like Syrup on my my ex and he flipped fried egg and put a little bit of Maple Syrup on it. I'm not going to Yuck Yum. Okay don't Ah let it roll. Instagram's tells me everything. I bought some shoes yesterday from instagram. And about a set of towels. Exciting about these towels. I don't know if they show up on your feet but they show up on my feet. Obviously because I'm always looking at a poker about towels I don't know these towels are very thin but they soak up everything and they don't get mill duy lo I like that sort of okay. I Gram has learned me as Megan. I returned a curling iron because it broke and I I haven't gone out to buy a new one because I haven't had a chance. It's like it knows it keeps popping that same curling iron. How does it no return that just frog? I was at a store the other day and I looked at this dog crate. It's called revolve or something. A revolt revolve and insists weird folding creating become all different things. I looked at it at the store. I taught. I called Lisa on the phone and told her about it. When I got in the car and opened instagram? It was on my instagram fee. Falling and watching and everyone says Oh. It's just coincidence. I think not no way the amount of people after we talked about the black Christmas tree that said because they were listening on the APP and I think that it listens that way too they said Oh my God. Black Christians have been popping up all over my feet and when we talked about the map that I gave view the Star Map for your wedding people that popped up all over there feeding back to the Christmas tree. I thought of Ugandan. I just remembered there is a Christmas tree delivery company. Oh were were they. You order your tree online right and they send it to you in a box. Okay and you just open it up and it's already decorated in the colors. You want want right. I do believe they have a black Christmas tree. As you want. Management Have you heard of this company. The name of it. Oh I'M GONNA. Google Yoga. Decorated decorated Christmas tree decorated delivery. Do all those young comes to you. Ready to go at love that unbelievable like baubles on it boggles all sorts of different things. I mean it's it looks like a fun like I don't know what they do in March like grandma. My grandma used to put a trash bag over archery and anyway those ornaments fell when she took the trash bag out. That's where they stayed the same thing there you go. Oh my have you found got finding it. I only see many Christmas tree delivery. I'm GONNA keep looking. I'm going to find it for you. Okay so one has seen this commercial on TV and the trees are a really fun and cool. That's awesome. Yeah I need this I know. Oh but whatever happened to you. Know getting a tree decorating decorating this is the lazy. Who are you know? It's like instant tree order. Everyone's everyone was complaining that I put my tree up halfway through October because I wanted to see what it looked like but when my friends were over this weekend they kept plugging it in there. I love this thing. He's awesome all right. Well let's get into your field goods producers Sam all right hi hi all right. Today is a special feature because Elvis you remember when we were on the phone with Charles a little while back talking about unity today yes which. He started well middle school teacher. Emily Peterson from Wisconsin was listening and she decided to take up the Unity Day challenge so she you run. Something called the unity team which is actually part of the Special Olympics does work for them throughout the year so when she heard US challenge listeners to write either tolerance kindness kindness or respect on their hand and take a selfie she had to get her crew involves all so she talked me in a in on twitter with over seventy five people participating in this challenge with us it was so super cute. Their slogan is kind. People are my kind of people and I love that so emily thanks for playing along with us. I am going to re tweet you and if you have a story that deserves to be featured email me Sam at Elvis Duran Dot com subject line field guides. Thank you SAM. 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I know Ziprecruiter. has these screening questions. filtered their candidates they focused on the best ones. That's how you can find the perfect candidates for the job job within a day or two. This is kind of funny. Four hundred five employers who post ziprecruiter get a quality candidate in the first day. Use It for free today. You'll become addicted. I'll use it for free at ziprecruiter dot com slash Elvis. That's ZIPRECRUITER DOT com slash. Elvis Elvis Duran rain in the morning show. I shouldn't talk about this on the radio. Eh Gandhi I called you about it. Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah No. That was the base. It's going to be awkward later if I if I talk about it. You just need to make can accent okay so as you know. I work at a gym. You can't tell looking at me but so one of the guys who works out there and I'm not friends with them. I see him. He's he's he's always smiling. Always Nice John Krasinski all right and so I was at the gym yesterday and I was walking into the locker room to get my stuff done and keep in mind. I Ju I'm still coming off my high of binge-watching Jack Jack Jack Ryan Yeah Okay. And so of course Jonkers inskeep the star Dr in Executive Producer of Jack Ryan. So I'm walking into the locker room and almost like boom into my face is his chest. It's John Krasinski. Coming out of the shower lean and I know and but he looks at me with a huge smile. He couldn't have been nicer. He's like hey how you doing and and I wanted to say Oh my God your Lord God King of all on tv and you didn't because why because I don't WanNa be I don't WanNa be that guy I'll say I said hey and then moved on. Look I don't I don't WanNa get in anyone's way. You know me if I if we see people on the street that are recognizable. They're actors and musicians. I never say hi right because I just want to give them their space. He's at the gym. It's his private time. Okay Nice of you. But then I'm working out thinking I should have at least said. Hey Jack Ryan was so great I just WanNa let you know that you. I think you did a great job. A nice thing to say the whole night him on the show always have to do that. Please bring them in. I think you can you I I need to get the courage. Use Your Co workers as like. You're in Oh my God. My Co workers are obsessed with you. They would love it if I said hi I'm saying they love you. Blame it on us and then get your in. He seems seems like the kind of guy and I'm making assumptions. That would would actually welcome of positive thinking. It's John Krasinski. So did he have a towel on. Yeah that's the no no no. He was towels. How did you bump into him? Hard enough to knock it off. No I didn't bump into there was no physical. No it was just right. There had been waiting to talk to. You was dripping dripping. Wet Out of the shower. No hey how you doing his opening line. You're going to spend a little extra time in the shower. Just he's Elvis comes. Did he have chest hair. It didn't look say. Hey how you guys stop asking questions. You don't know the answers to smell good when he became out of the shower. Our what's that question. Here's the big question. Does he know who you are most likely not okay. Well now. And that's okay. What are they both? I WANNA say hi to the other one and you're just being that person who's like I don't WanNa be that guy. Here's a question. What if we're just over thinking this we're not? I think the point of my story was vis vis whatever Dave Brody row Daniel do not say no I can tell now from do not say so. I think you should set right outside the shower with the book enhanced next time handbook say no and then he established that you're someone of no because you're on your book exactly. I don't WanNa do that. All I'm saying is look. We meet all these artists all the time. Matter of fact Charlie booth yesterday Astra they said the fame thing. He's not so crazy about but the musician thing he loves so I never ever want to be the guy who rushes up to a celebrity in starts taunting wanting them. Because I don't know if they're in a hurry to do something I don't know if maybe they're bad space they don't they don't want to be on shore so I leave him alone seven to me yesterday at the hospital. So could you run into John. Krasinski the hospital. I ask because we do what we do. We have listeners and there was a guy sitting there and he's like Oh are you Danielle Monaro and I'm like yeah. And he goes. Oh my gosh. How's Your Dad? And I said he's not doing well at all unfortunately and he had a friend in the hospital so he sees talking about how my dad's not doing well Blah Blah Blah and. Then he says hey. I know it's not a good time but do you think I could get a picture. Oh God so. He was very kind and very mary. Whatever so I took a picture in my head I'm thinking am I smiling in this picture? My Dad's in the other. You know what I mean. I have my lawyer afterwards and I said mom. What do you think about this whole thing? Because I had a conversation with the guy who was very nice family was very nice and she said I think it's okay. That was his moment to meet you. He had never met you before. And and you may never get the chance again. He wasn't doing it with disrespect. It was very fine. Okay so there you go his John krasinski moment. But I wasn't coming out of the shower. Oh you weren't dripping with Gandhi. I think that that a hospital. Maybe I can understand you being a little bit hesitant. But he's looking his absolute finest after a workout coming out of the shower. Our you say well keep in mind. No He's married he's a dude. He likes chicks. You know the finest coming shower. Can we talk to Lori. Hi Lori I thank you good Morning Lori I love you. What's going on Lori? Love you guys still much. It's so good to hear your voices. Laurie what's going on in your life right now. Oh I had Emergency Surgery last night. Nothing major but just enough the Nazi down for a couple of days. You're going to be good and I am. I am but I woke up this morning morning. And I'm shoot my husband off to work as I said only GonNa do is sleep and then of course committed to feel sorry for myself and I was like wait a second. I get all my daughter's hooking me I thought I get to hang out with my best friends while they're at work in Alaska and all smiles. Who thank you for what you do all? I just love you so much much. Well you do is so important and I know you always say you just make jokes but it's not just chill the homeless okay. Let's back up for just a moment. You're thinking for what we do and I'm thinking Oh you know what if someone's liking what we do then my question is what do we do. Guys like jokes. you make me laugh. Your real realistic realistic. You're you take. What can be crappy situations and you always have Talent of seeing the positives and everything and I just love that so much about you all and the fact that you're strong enough to come to work going what you're going through is commendable saw. Thank you is gone to your amazing you make me laugh and smile and and everybody on the show. You're just a well oiled machine that makes people feel good and there's not a lot of media out there that makes people feel good. I love that we the have we are looped up looking. I'M GONNA go lay down and and just listen to you and laugh. Well hold on one second. Let let let me. Let's talk about two things. First of all Lori is calling from New Haven Connecticut. I must congratulate. I must congratulate you. And the citizens of new haven. The number one voted pizza place in America Erica. Of course Frank Pepe. Congratulations as a New Yorker We're a little a little sore. But I've had frank pappy and I. It's it's one of my favorite pizzas as well. So congratulations on that end number two. Laurie I'm sure that you're on the mend and you're gonna be feeling ready to roll as soon as possible as you know we are. We are a part of the family at Norwegian cruise. Line the big huge most luxurious fabulous company that has the best ships ships in the world and the best indie with a great accent in his accent is so great. He's leaving to do bigger things. He's going to become a voice actor Dr Lori we want to send you and a loved one. I'm assuming that you're on a seven day cruise. You're kidding no not at all. Oh my God you have no idea how long you've been waiting to take vacations each time for vacation. I do believe it sounds sounds like you need one seven day cruise on one of their finest ships as long as it it. It takes off from the continental United States could be Alaska. That could be the Caribbean. It could be many many many many things and so there you go. Let me give you another reason to love us and have fun on your Norwegian cruise. Oh my God no I really do have to go. Lay Down sending you a gentle hug because you just had surgery to hurt you. Oh my gosh thank you so much. That's so generous. You're so wonderful. Thank you for listening and you know. Our brand new Norwegian region cruise ship encore is going to be here on the Hudson River in New York City and bringing be broadcasting live on board on Tuesday morning so took a cruise we left out of Newark and the Twin Towers were still standing though. It's time for your hold on. Thanks for thanks for listening to us. I Really WanNa Nice Lady. She's he's a sweetie go to C.. L. Dot Com. Take a look at encore. And of course our ship ballistic all the other ships around the world Norwegian takes you where you need to go and always say about Norwegian. Are we Jn. Even though they t- The ships from Norwegian take you to destinations. The ship itself is a destination. You'll love it there. You have it all right. We've covered a lot there. What else you WANNA do? That's it some to go into the Daniel reports the time to go down to do Yes and people are texting in. I did get my phone back. Oh that's nice that they care because I left my phone in an Uber. Monday night in the Uber driver was nice enough to bring get to me Tuesday morning yesterday morning. Sweet that morning he brought it that morning day. Amazing Okay Danielle. What's going on all right so all Mariah Carey is sharing with us? How to celebrate Christmas like she does place? Yeah exactly it includes getting into the Zen Christmas mode flying into Aspen. Having Santa over for Christmas Eve decorating a tree in the bedroom and the list goes on and on stuff. None of us can afford to do. It sounds good. Yeah so if you saw the Little Mermaid live last night there were mixed reviews. Some of US loved. Some of US didn't didn't but the memes about flounder are hysterical. So now flounder wasn't live. It was actually a puppy. They didn't have someone playing flounder. Damn full of flounder people are putting these means like flounder wasted. He really really looked like he was a little dixie. Fallen over in the water off of the people are just not giving this thing. Any love try wanted to believe in it. I was so excited and then I was. I was watching. I was like what the hell hand up flounders but yeah I sat there and here comes. Here comes queen. LATIFAH'S GONNA come as it comes to big number haircut. Oh we'll tell me Queen Latifah did a great job. I Love Queen easy to play her. She looks incredible back to the hand of the puppet. Yeah they made a damn fool of flounder four founder Colin. Farrell is in talks to play the penguin and the new Batman and Andy Circus line to play Alfred. The Butler oh more reasons to I love John Legend and Chrissy Teigen so they got together with the Vanity Fair magazine and they gave each other lie detector tests right so they asked them. So what do you think about pre-nuptial cleanups prenups a good things. Who Legend says? I actually wished I knew you were going to be successful. I would've rewritten the pre-nup a little bit. You're a lot richer than I thought the love them so much. I'm so I told you. The other day that a Libyan Newton John's icon greased leather pants were sold at auction for one. Hundred Sixty two thousand dollars auction actually was to support cancer wellness and research. Oh so that's four hundred thousand dollars. I'm not yes maybe I did. Maybe you're right. You're spend that money on yawns outfit from Greece. Somebody who's been a huge fan of Olivia Newton John for years thus banks founder. WHOA her name is Sara Blakely? Ge snapped up the costume from nineteen seventy eight. That's when the movie came out and she he owns spank so she can afford a lot of money. So there you go. You love living at done on Friday. We're getting a Jonas brothers Christmas song it's called like gets Christmas. I tried to find the cliff to see if they had leaked clip yet. But I haven't seen anything but it's called like it's Christmas songs that we sing it at our Jingle Ball concert maybe Kevin Jonas is listening right. Now he's listening yesterday when we were happy birthday so Kevin once you send us a copy of that Christmas Song Clip Their Kevin a tonight American. Horror Story Sorry Riverdale. Of course the Apollo is on. You've got the real housewives of New Jersey. The mass thing or is on so last week's episode got postponed because of the world series. So tonight you're going to get two hours of the a singer. And one of them features Anthony Anderson is guest panelist. Thank you Daniel. Is this Tanisha. Yes the morning Tunisia before we get going here Apologies I mean. We have trouble with you and your boyfriend yesterday not really. He wished that I had said something to him before. Listening to it on your L.. Let's say we were talking about bad kissers and I as I recall. Tunisia said even though he's great in bed her boyfriend is a bad kisser. Sir What that's what you said right. Yeah yeah he was great in bed. Thank God I know. And he's like well. Thank you for the compliment. The man but I wish you told me that I was a bad kid there. Oh He's a fake name. Okay wait a minute hold on Asia. It opens the dialogue. I along I mean it's it's not permanent damage is it. Is this something that can actually talk a good thing. We had a really good conversation about it yesterday. And I told him that Alison how to and he told me that a couple of girls have tried to teach them how to you know but you know since I am a teacher in real life so I think I might do a better job at it. What do you teach uh-huh I teach science? Okay there's gotta be a science to good kissy good. Haven't Bunsen burners the anatomy teacher. Also okay but you did say he was great in bed. Yes I did thank God. Otherwise a goner. I'm saying man. Dan Yeah and I told him that way more important than kissing. But you know we don't kids as much as they do in which is the move the little it just keep digging listening as well now. Yeah he was listening listening yesterday. Oh man I keep forgetting using navigation this morning. Maybe he needs that for kissing thing navigate. I keep I keep forgetting that people listen safe things and then the next day someone will call a Herbert. You should have brought me. I'm ooh Oh that's right. We we said that into a microphone. Yeah yeah all right well. Best of luck with that Tunisia. I'm glad at least an open dialogue and by this time next year. He'll be a better kisser. Of course he will. Thanks for listening. Have a great day okay. He's so straight nate looks like he's in a target commercial a Christmas commercial target. Thanks as you have this red and black striped shirt on wearing a scarf with Christmas data on it. I was a little chilly this morning. And it wouldn't put on my jacket but I found this scarf sitting out there. Apparently we somebody dropped it off in the promo items so it's keeping my neck warm. I don't know if you'll in the Christmas spirit and now you have bedbugs. No there's no no bed bugs nothing on this new gravity blanket. Yes batches you. It's the flannel exactly what you're wearing or I need to get one. You straight out of a hallmark. Thank you saw earlier in the hour. I was talking about this commercial. I saw watching some cable channel. I forgot what I was watching. It's it's for this company that sends you like to open the box instant Christmas tree. And what I what I got from this and we've come to find. There are many companies that do this this this one had the most colorful festive trees. And I'm really they're not paying me to tell you it's called Tree Topa. That's where I got mine. We've got your yeah. I didn't know they'd send it to fully decorate his l.. That would've changed everything. Black trees pattern trees. But you can shop by color and they will send you everything you you see the Rainbow Tree. Yes I did God Anita Ryan Gold Hombre tree to and I just thought you know that's a little extra even for me. I mean they have have a number two pencil jury. It's a skinny as a number two. Paul the look at the bright tree. There's I mean they're so bright. These awesome wow okay upside down tree why not he so again. They're not a sponsor it's just a tree topi dot com. Just because I'm looking out for you now if someone comes as long as they will pay us to talk about trees we'll definitely stop talking about tree Topi talking about your instant delivery tree company. No problem if you're like me and you like a little naughty crazy phone with your friends go get telestrator after dark board game. We love playing this game you to buy today at target bed bath and beyond Barnes and noble or wherever you buy board games. Halloween was Thursday last Thursday. So we've had this ball of candies open out there in the living room. Yes Thursday. Maybe since Wednesday. I'm not gonNA say the Brand Name of the candy but it's just they're not wrapped now wrapped. They've been sitting there and people have been dipping their hands in their since last Wednesday hand jamming is in there. You know there's poop close one hundred fecal matter header on those candies and I went out there and I'm like I don't understand why who's even eating this. This is disgusting. It's scary. You're still this way. All right he's still alive. That is true of course alive. I built up immunity to this stuff over eating human waste fewer kid the more four things. Worse things in your mouth on weekends. Can't argue with that you. You should see a list of the things I put my mouth concerned about candy. Don't people wipe their hand and then they don't wash their hands exactly all right. So here's a question something to chew on. We don't have to have answers now. It's something for you to talk to your friends at work about. Okay I got this off. Read read it. You're a mall Santa in a kid just told you that. He wants for Christmas what he wants for. Christmas is entire family dead. What what do you do first? You have to meet the family and decide for yourself. Okay what do you do so I started thinking through so I'm a Santa. I'm making some extra cash. Messiah Hustle for the holidays kids down five years. Oh Hey we're finally did they. Do you leave it alone or do you like look for the mom and be like. Let's unpack this kid. I need some reasoning. Why do you want your family dead? They can't get into counseling. Well I mean if it's like they didn't get video game then you gotta call nine one one because kids a little loose cannon. But if it's something serious that maybe call nine one for a different reason well. The child needs to be coached in some way. But it's not Santa's job to do that it's the families job so you gotta say something to someone. I don't want to turn this into like a serious topic but it well I would. I wouldn't tell the parent absolutely you have to tell the parent I know he's only five years old probably doesn't I don't know what he's saying but just let you know you watch. You knocked off for Christmas. They want to check into the laughed so hard I wouldn't be able to deal with the mall. Santa Laugh at everything all right now we have another conversation. We're having here in the room. It's we'll go to nate nate. Oh no no no no no go. Oh no no no. I was related to the Santa. But you were moving on not moving on so don't say anything I won't say anything. Let's talk about the Santa but you're moving on and moving on to our next topic topic about someone committed fraud back. Yes each new moment a clean slate for you goldfish. Hello I was raising my hand but then I put my hand down. Sorry go back. What do you WanNa say about Santa and the kid? I don't think it's relevant. I was just GONNA say. Is there some sort of code that Santa's have that like therapists. If you say you're going to hurt another individual. They have to legally report it to police. Is there some sort of code that Santa's hand I'm sure at least you can pull your beard incentive security will come over all right. We'll get into that later now to you. You're saying and by the way we we have an officer of the law interim allow you said that someone on our show committed fraud against you. Yes so the question is raise your hand. If you're committing a crime right now. So Room committed fraud. I would like to point out. The trio in the other room led by Jeff. Our engineer and then Scotty okay. What had an andrew what do they do? Every once in a while I'll trade credit cards with Jeff. We'll take turns buying each other coffee. Well Jeff took it upon himself off to ask the other room what they wanted from starbucks right and went ahead and purchased him said items without my knowledge instead of eight dollar charge. Charge for two coffees. I had a thirty dollar charge for egg white Vice Apple Juice Hatred Hayward Engineer Jeff. And why don't you stand up in protest. And they groom. That's always we swear him in officer I mean okay. Hold on Engineer Jeff. So you have possession of Nate's credit card and you bought other people things that he did not authorize basically it authorized by the lakes by the way by the way. That wasn't a question. They have access to his credit card. And you used it to charge things for other people. He was not aware because Nate handed me his credit card. Knowing thing what my starbucks order is every morning where I'll ask Gotti be if he wants anything Andrew. Would you like anything from starbucks here. My turn do of your starbucks big spend salad and on top of that. I've literally given cash to this room on breakfast that I have not ordered relevant. It is relevant taking money from me. Nobody asking you. You're not even part of this. Move over he was with my breakfast breakfast bigger beef here and I think that there's some type of fraud involved whenever we get breakfast. I come in that room and I asked the three of you. I look you in your office. A Gentleman Norman. Would you like food every single time. y'All get breakfast and don't ask US anything. The way. When Gandhi said she had a bigger beef I had a weird visual back to back to the topic? It okay so okay so we're going to pay someone back and house. It's so so now it's your returns. You know him breakfast. I bought him his fourteen dollar coffee this morning. We have a police officer. Can't we just get him arrested. Is this a crime someone. Is this a crime MHM it. This is not a run arrestable crime. This is a lawsuit. Probably call him an attorney right. I mean yet need a lawyer. Yeah you need a lawyer. Oh by the time we get a a lawyer. You're you're upside down anyway. WHO's my beef within? Because I think you just have a conversation but when you're saying you think what they did is illegal. I believe so. That's technically credit card fraud. Shannon me the credit card according to this texture. Grand Larceny All right well you need to get disconnected officer in the law. Just arrest you because because we think the grand larceny has happened to file something and a lawyer either has to be the church faces. I wish these people could see because they all look guilty. I object listen I all I know is Jeff said Hey. Do you want your steamed apple juice. I don't know what was going on. I said yes the team I will willingly say I asked you. I said WHO's paying nate. All right I want white bites the breakfast before. Whatever I understand by an education you're going to it would be arrested for use of the word? boughten whatever okay so. The question is which I think is a fun question. Who listening listening to the sound of my voice right now is currently committing a crime? It can be a misdemeanor or a felony. I mean because you know we have ten million people listening. Surely there's got to be a million people who were either speeding right now. Who ran a red light or they're not being honest on their taxes? So Oh yeah homes in someone's doing something. shifty favorite was the other day when the lady called US and said she was a little drunk driving are you. She said no I pulled over. I Guy I tell you to defend drunk scary not good here. We're going to do. We're gonNA take a break. We're GONNA do a phone tap and then after the phone tap. I want to give people time to think about it. You can text us. What crime are you committed right now? Keep in mind if you Texas we have your phone phone number and use an alias. Do not give us your exactly can help guilty. They look those people in their faces. 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He's being controlled by an interview. Anina inner demon. What's what's that? Show on cable off the monsters inside me monster design. Hey Good Morning Dave. Hey how you doing dave. We're doing okay. Thanks for listening to US The question was is. What crime are you committing right now? I got smoking and I'm way to work there. The only thing that's going to be honest I don't mean to be Like a buzzkill but the only thing that's concerning turning is you're operating a car after getting high other than that. I just want you to be very careful in all right David. He's doing something very illegal aliens. It depends on the date. He's in. It might be legal in some states. I'm sorry what was that Dave. I think it helps now pay a little bit more attention when I'm stoned in every standard. I'm author also talking on the phone uh-huh which is kind of the legal officer. You're crazy man. You're you're such a misdemeanor guys Dave Dave. We'd love you. We care for you. Are you wearing your seatbelt. At least I am so when you hit that tree you'll be nice and safe all right thank you. Thanks for listening to have a good day. Okay thanks a lot. Can I get a shout out your t-shirt Eric. Hosmer all right Barry Palmer would say I don't know what it just happened. Carrie Palmer and that guy's driving a car right now. Let's go talk to Rebecca. Hi Rebecca. Hi Rebecca so the question is what law law are you breaking right now. I don't pay my taxes and I haven't for many years now and they haven't caught up with you all know so. Our our like financial planner was like this is probably not the best thing. But I can't tell you not to keep doing it but all right well we'll go God. Does she say how many years he hasn't done it. How many years? I don't know it's been a lot though. I mean I probably like four four years now but I will tell you this. I went for years without paying taxes years and then finally one day they caught up with me and I wasn't i. I was trying to make a statement against the government. How they're taking my money and you know it was a statement about how I was too messed up to pay taxes and I didn't do it and so they finally came after me and thank God I had someone who pulled me out of that and we fixed it all but it is kind of weigh heavily it it does? Because I'm a nanny and I pay I get paid under the table and I'm in school so as soon as I finished school and get like a bigger job then I will start paying my taxes. Oh you know as long as no one's reporting that you're making that income. Maybe they're not on to get through school. So good luck with that in a thank you bye-bye oh my goodness. Don't people get arrested for them. All Asian that is that is a form of tax evasion. Absolutely lutely Hello James Hey. How's it going? Do you took shrooms this morning. Jennifer all right. You're doing okay now. You're okay yeah fine take MICR doses couple of times a week for depression anxiety Lot I better than normal medicines. I've taken so let me ask you this. If you're taking micro doses and they are doing doing good things for you and we actually they have the medical community backing you up this. Why why is it illegal? That's so strange to me. That's a good question. All all right. We'll get feeling Feeling Good James and it just be careful okay and thanks for listening to us. Thank you thank you. Yeah that's interesting when we finally we talked to Antonio Pay Antonio Good Morning. Good morning so you into starbucks. Yeah tell her from what you did. What what law? You broke the law why I was running late this morning and of course my caffeine operate so I ordered my drink and and I move over down to the row and order with preordered assorted exact. Same mind I kind of just took it and I am digging the now yeah. You took someone's preorder dre but had you ordered your own drink. I did order it and hopefully they just give him mine right. So it's a wash so you didn't you didn't steal a drink and run out. You actually paid for the same exact drink. My was the smallest one that was event event. Dead Seal you did all right. I Guess Antonio Shame. Shame I'm sending. I'm sending the the police the pope. At least you're caffeinated. Thanks for listening Antonio also too high people caffeinated needed smoking pot and doing shrooms every listening to all right we gotta get into our Way Back Wednesday phone tap with scary randy. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Well what a controversial character. This Michael Oppenheimer Guy is but we won't let you know that we officially stand behind him. One hundred percent. The email came in from Vincent. I want you to call my grandparents house and annoy them. It's funny to watch them get angry anyway. You can say whatever you want to to the people at the House I want scary scary to call as Michael Mannheim. It'd be really great telling us that Michael Oppenheimer Voice and if my grandfather answers the phone annoy them to or my uncle. He may be there as well there. Are you go. So is the uncle going to pick up the grandparents. Let's see now as Michael Oppenheimer calls the grandparents house. Is Good morning this. This is Mr Michael Oppenheimer with Horseback Riders Digest. How are you doing today Miss? I'm not interested. Thank you wonderful magazine for you today. Now I know I heard you. I'm I'm not interested. In the Reader's digest Reader's digest it's horseback riders Reader's Digest. Now thank you. These are for people who ride horses. I throwing my name. Is Mr Michael up in Heimer with horseback riders. Reader's digest take. I'm not interested in that. I have a special offer for you to just one second though. It's twelve issues that we have here for sixty two dollars and thirty six cents one. Yes Good Morning I want to. He didn't let me finish van. Can I speak to the misses. The House please do not understand English to Luna full magazine. Give it you got a million dollars to my. Don't fall again. Otherwise I this phone on trade. Okay give five dollar. What is five dollars in one thousand nine hundred night? I don't get it. Is there somebody in your family that ride horses. Since won't you ride. My left is if somebody that maybe has opponent in your family because we do have a magazine for pony owners. Had Tony Weekly opponent opponent. Who gives you about that did not comprehend you speak English? Do you not understand. No one would like Jack. The united stand awful by again. 'cause you're wasting your breath. Who in your family owns a horse? We paid my pony. I ain't got time to talk to you uh-huh undertone marketer. And I've been told to have you on phone market. Just try you. He was told to call this phone number. If you were told to call the part of the united the state there's no one here that once and they told me someone at this resident owns a horse. I don't own a horse. You're giving me a hard time time for now. You're giving me a hard time. You calling this house. I was told to sell this magazine to this residence. Nothing you're not selling that is out no one in this family Caponi or a horse no bomb you want it on. My Name's Mr Michael Oppenheimer even miss the Michael Oppenheimer Nice here ahead of the wall ready. Let's face what do you want. I really like your credit card number. We don't want nothing from my. I don't want to get a because I get the cops. Put Him on the phone electron right outside which you name Sir. Now my my name aim. Just get off the phone. I don't need you on the phone. What's your email weigh point called? I don't need you on the phone. I don't WanNa give what you WANNA do. Oh what about you want you to do is leave me alone. Maybe some literature perhaps some literature. Komo friend this is Michael homer again. I just want to tell you a half inch. Ultra sixty dollars China and being childish. You're calling my house offering you a three cents of the cover priced. Oh my this is a great news picked up one back. Can this be to your mother and and finally crackers. My name is like you Mr face. Can I have your address. Please don't Alito my address. What's your address Norfolk Virginia? Your name 'cause you know what I live in North Carolina and I gotta come through tomorrow morning dot com wring your neck and then you can see who I am okay. This is Staten Island. New York the place where people like me more thing for you do yes. I do speakerphone base. And everybody. Everybody can hear you and Grandma and GRANDPA because you've all been phone tap have dribble to get the phone. Hello this is skewing Jews. All my God an idea for a phone tap GOTO ELVIS DOT com click on the phone. Tap Taff tell us what you want to do this. All tablets crew recorded with permission granted by the Rain Ryan phone tap in the morning show. Thank you scary way back Wednesday scary all right so people are still calling in about this. What law are you breaking right now? We're getting some interesting some of them. We can't go to on the radio Wally Wally what what law you breaking right now. I'm actually using my brother's advice. It's drive with AH suspended license and you're driving with his license. Now do you guys look. Do you look closely new-look that than a like the people say we like. Actually I don't think we'll look at it in a life but actually I got over three times and the COBB will hold the license. Look at me and look at the light they hold on tight. I'll be right back. Wait wait hold on even pulled over three times since you started using your brother's license and your license is suspended. Are you as a driver as Danielle L.. No not at all just the town where. I'm not really kind of started to say the literally pull anybody anybody that way. So if you're brown or black they will pull you over. Trump pitchers all right. It's a bummer. Hang in there wally. But don't you know listen. Don't don't get caught using your brothers in law all right. He's good he gotTA clean. Reckon that's always. Yeah he's not GonNa Clean Record when you're done with him while he just stay safe as long as you're not doing anything wrong. Let's hope everything works out. Okay thank you for listening to follow Jessica Alba. Hello everyday you break the law and you know it and you get away away with it. Tell everyone what you do. I unapologetically ride in the Hov Lane by myself. You know. Wait a minute unapologetically. I mean you know there for people who have high volumes of people in their cars for the good carpoolers. Well you know what. I don't have time to sit in traffic. I just like I have no the time for that and one day I was sitting in traffic and I thought everybody going by one person you'll be like and that changed my life if they can and do it. I'm like hey thank you. Don't do what some people do and put a blow up doll in the next. At least they're trying though she's not even trying i. I know scary loner. One of your blow up Hello Cheryl. Hello hello now what do you. What are you doing illegally as we speak well I don't like we have to pay for parking at work in a garage and when someone retired. They gave me the parking permit to turn. I and I never turned it in. And I'd put all the money aside in a separate savings account and when my daughter graduated from college her and I went on a Norwegian in crew long queue so that the parking pass even though it should be Not Working it's it's working and you you money to buy Norwegian cruise for my daughter. I'm in college and she loved it. Cruisers users are so great people are breaking the law on more. I love that all right Cheryl. We won't tell anyone. Good luck guys. Thank you for listening to us. Wow there you go people doing when the illegal things as we speak you should hear some of the ones that came in and we. I don't know if we should talk about. I had a friend who had a show once and someone called in. and Hi this is not a funny thing and they admitted to murdering someone and Of course it got to the feds and of course they found out who it was and they arrested them so there you go so maybe if you're admitting stuff on our show you're not very well protected. They still have picked up. Straighten eight for murdering people. you You keep saying that murder say what's going on right so Chris. Brown is prepping for a major yard sale at his house and he shared his address with over fifty seven million of his instagram followers. And give a good yard sale early. This is the second time he has done this given his address So if you're in the area He's having a yard sale and died from ten. Am to seven PM on today's the sixth. Yeah also today Komo Goes Oh yeah go go there and maybe get some stuff. Says he's got a whole bunch of cool stuff to sell so all right. I'm thinking about this. I know it's a little strange but okay miley Cyrus finally has decided. Yeah I'm not GonNa Follow Liam Hemsworth on instagram anymore. She clicked on follow. I am the same day. She posted a sexy video dancing with our boyfriend while he was shirtless so she seems to have moved on definitely moved on and seems happier. I'm so Kim Kardashian really did something amazing for her. Mom Kris Jenner sixty four. Th Birthday Party so they. She rented out their childhood home for a party. So where the whole family grew up. That's where they got together and had their celebration and then when they went outside after the party in the driveway was every style of car. The family had driven and from the eighties nineties and she said it was just to make her mom feel special and celebrate and think about their dad who passed away a while ago. That's supreme court is really cool gift to such an experience. I love that so people magazine saying again. Drake hooking up with Kylie Jenner. I don't no no no I just don't believe it at all. There's lots of rumors out there so it's happening tonight on television. You've got the mass singer last week's Soga postponed because the world series. So it's not you get the two hours one of them. Features Anthony Anderson is a guest. Panelist you've do have American horror story ten season premiere of the real housewives of New Jersey. A documentary about the Apollo and do not forget Riverdale is on tonight. Thank you Danielle. By the way I know of several people who are driving illegally because they have no license they live in the city. Are you driving driving illegally. No I don't have a car but if I am driving your car it's illegal because I don't have a license. I have many friends who don't have cars. They rent them from time to time and somehow they use some fake way way to get a rental car. I would like to talk to those friends because Oh your license Gandhi. It's going to happen this week or next week. Already talked to the person who's GonNa let me use their car. Good God awful. From the proceeds bent interview lounge hanging out with Eliza. She plays the flute. Works and Towel. Honestly I'M NOT GONNA lie. It's easy for me. It came naturally to me but it is hard for people sent me videos of them trying to work and play flute and they do not do choose one. Yvonne brought to you by Mercedes. Am G. E. Prepared for whatever comes your way in the all new. Gt Four door coupe. Because life is a race. Visit your local dealership for a test drive today in the morning. Show if you're like me not like a little naughty crazy fund with your friends go get the telestrator after dark board game just love playing this game game and you will to buy it today at target bed bath and beyond Barnes and noble or more. Where are you buy board games? It would make my day every single day. I'm racking for Heating Company morning. Show you guys a frequent phenomenon coming off so go around the room. And then I'm GonNa talk to you. I WanNa talk to you about something. That's so cool involving a Christmas ms tree in our nation's capital in we're involved you know means always getting us involved with things sometimes to the point where it's just a bit too much but I think this time you're GonNa like this. I will start with Daniel Daniel. What is on your mind today at the hospital every day? We have lunch because we're there all day visiting dad and they have this ice ice cream machine which we were so excited because it's one of those automatic ones with the arm. Yeah I was so excited. We put all these topics on it. It was not good all now ice milk instead of ice. Carl hostile healthy food so disappointed. I was so excited standing there salivating waiting for all the crunchies. The hospitals usually have great. Actually this cafeteria does a pretty decent food. Why don't you tell them? You liked the concept of the automated ice cream machine but you just don't like the taste race okay. I'll I'll tell them today. Gandhi okay so I told you I had some friends in town over the weekend and they may be do something that I never do anymore. which she's go shopping? Actually go into a store so we went to the new Nordstrom that opened on Broadway. It is huge and amazing. They have bars inside. Ride with liquor you can go drink and just have a good time but me the hesitant one. That didn't want to go shopping. I bought everything. They've got nothing better than always. Sometimes you're in the mood to shop. Sometimes you aren't there's there's nothing I hate worse than taking all the time to all park and you walk through nothing right in abundance leave anything. I was like we did this for you. I didn't even want to be here. The twenty bags. I'm glad you saw north from that. New Nordstrom is beautiful and now finally have a Barham. So they're producers Sam. What's up with you know some of our listeners? In apology policy Elvis. You know how we always have the debate. You know once too early to decorate for Chris Mahane Quanta. Yeah well I was having it with my boyfriend last night so I reached out to listeners for help and when they disagreed agreed with me instead of having a healthy conversation I yelled at them as well as my boyfriend. You're right I blocked a couple people disagreeing with me. I I want to decorate for Christmas. Now do it and Williams has not until after thanksgiving. Oh No I was expecting more support from social. Let me ask you a question. What is wrong on with him just walking into a room? That has Christmas decorations so all I don't know. Apparently he blesses the grinch every year. I don't know he doesn't want it yet. Here's the what's your boyfriend wasn't so hot then. I could see how you could dump his ass. Sorry he has. He's really okay. You're hot. I won't decorate for a few more days but he's so wrong wrong misguided scary. What's up guys are feeling the same way I am right now but ever since we turn the clock back one hour from daylight time to a a standard time I've had the biggest burst of energy? I'm waking up ahead of my alarm and I'm feeling more weight and I guess that's because you know if it's eight o'clock now it's really nine o'clock because it's eight o'clock so you have your nine o'clock energy at eight o'clock in the morning now. I just think I gotta be honest. I've never been so tired in my life in different issue isn't a the time change. We had no sunshine yesterday and it made me all sluggish. The difference ends I noticed. Is that now. Apparently after lunch the sun goes down aside from that. I don't really notice the difference in my energy. Well scary. And we're all benefiting from it. Let me AH. Maybe it's all the chocolate you're eating you are. I'm looking to hear his joking about scary eating candy. He's eating fistfuls fools fistfuls. Every ten minutes fish fists full is to say. I don't know what it is but I just this time of year that I love my kid in the candy that you've been eating you're addicted to fecal matter. He has an ability to find snacks. Like nothing I've ever seen. He's like a Beagle. He's like my dog Max. Yeah who will come into the kitchen and he'll start sniffing every square inch looking for wanting to eat. Scary does the same thing he looks under. He was looking under a pile of papers for something to eat and he found something did Jackpot. And we we say on his fault. Because he's controlled by a tapeworm said a cluster of tapeworms. It's called a scary. The Harry comes even though producer. Sam's boyfriend will does not ready for Christmas. Me Tell you something that's happening right now. Now I believe or soon Elvis Duran Dot com. You can read all about it The twenty one thousand nine hundred. US Capitol Christmas Tree. Now this is cool. I never knew this to be the case but every year a different state is selected to donate the Christmas tree for the US Capitol in Washington DC. This year. It just so happens to be the state of New Mexico. Alex I spent half our time right so we were having Liam meeting with the governor of New Mexico whose fabulous she came to my wedding and worked Love IT Governor Michelle Grisham. She's so much fun. Did you guys dance with her at the wedding. I don't think so. I saw video of her having a great time. He's awesome. Yeah so we were sitting in her office and they said Hey Elvis. Alex would you like to help us. Take care of the tree and get it to Washington DC this year and of course we said yes. We will so alex and I I decided to be the sponsors of this year's. US Capitol Christmas tree and so because of what we did our our contribution bution they cut it down they pack it up and they send it to Washington DC which is sort of costly so the tree. They're cutting down today allow and you can watch it live starting at nine. Am Mountain time was his eleven am East Coast time and they have it on live feed at US Capitol Christmas tree on Facebook or Carson NF. It's at the Carson National Forest. It is a blue spruce. It's sixty feet tall and this is interesting. The diameter at breast height whose breasts that that was my question okay. The diameter at breast height is twenty three inches. Wow how it's a sixty eight year old blue spruce from Carson national forest which is near Red River New Mexico which is where I used to go as a little kid every year. This is my little. There's there's little kids stomping grounds outside. It's just north of Santa Fe. That's awesome so the Christmas tree will be cut down today and then it will be in route to Washington. DC in soon as we have the confirmation on the lighting date. I would love for us all to hop on an Amtrak train down to Washington. DC DC and light up our Christmas tree cool cool so I did something without telling you guys. Even though Alex and I were originally the ones who sat down with the governor Mexico when we say we'll take care of this tree when you see all the all the marketing materials and all the The press for it. It's actually Elvis Duran and the morning show along with all of you. We killed a sixty eight year old tree. You do you think that tree looks at the other trees and goes. That's that's right. They've picked me no but if you're on some sort of hallucinogenic could assume it's talking to the how do you know they don't and the world you don't know if they can talk exactly i. I don't know you're right. I do not know they squeal when you chop them down so our shout out to Governor Governor Michelle Grisham who. We were very fond of of the picture. Sure is up now at Elvis. Duran DOT COM. Gary it's got on instagram at Elvis. Duran show all right. We looked at let me. Just make sure you put all our names on this asking for a friend. Does that mean we owe you money asking for I did. I just put it on a credit card at Elvis Duran. Show here here it is. She's a is it a she or a he I always go with. CSI She sees trees or she's trashy rem anyway so it's GonNa be a big deal on it's going to be. We're thinking December fourth. We're not sure the day they light the tree at the. US Capitol in Washington they see and what an honor to be a part of that. All right it's looking at a picture of it just like Daniel dark roots. Yeah definitely like me WanNa know where. Breast Height is because twenty three inches in diameter. That has to be up at the top right. No you're breast height. It's twenty three inches diameter right right but grandma's press sites a lot different than see Ghandi's press type battle will Friday when he was so anyway. So this Christmas season season when you see the beautifully decorated tree in the I believe the Rotunda of the US capital in Washington DC. You'll know that your favorite morning show is responsible for it being there so cool. Isn't that cool. I Love Hollow Ashley going on much some kind of having a panic attack talking to you guys. I know you're calling about what we were talking about with producer Sam earlier where she. She wants to decorate for the holidays now but her boyfriend says it's way too early so you actually have reasoning behind. Why we love decorating early? What is that well? So it's funny actually sent it to San McGregor Instagram There was an article I saw it and it sets the psychologist study and it said it actually makes people happier. You're very earlier Christmas. There you go. I could see no reason not to with that science behind it. I know right. But here's the thing burst of happiness you get when you decorate. Would it be nice to have that burst. Maybe a little later on in the season maybe patient always I kill get that I just go see different Christmas lights somewhere else. You go go. See the tree that Elvis donated off of the show. I'll do that later on whether we're talking about your boyfriend bursting getting all right so but science says we are happy to decorate earlier so when people are decorating earlier. That means they're happier so it's a payoff for everyone. Yeah all right do it nationally. Thanks for me. It's all science. Takes listening to us on q one or two in Philly right. Yes yes thank you. Thank you very much all right. You want some more good news. Yes I'm bursting with good news it's the Taco Bell. xbox Fox one x eclipse sweepstakes said it right. That sounds like a lot. That's another ten next right exactly. 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Greatest thing that they ever did so if you want to win the limited edition Taco Bell xbox one x eclipse bundle and four hundred dollar cash gift card. GOOD ELVIS DOT COM and sign up right right now. But we've done we've given away. xbox is with giving away Christmas trees. It's been a very busy five minutes into the three things as you need to know from Gandhi. What's going on Gandhi? I don't think you guys are GonNa like this but it looks like winter is coming early to the central and eastern U. S.. So yeah we're going to feel it. Arctic air coming our way okay. So northern New England could see up six inches of snow soon and then that air's going to spread south they say expect temperatures to twenty degrees lower than they normally are about this time time of the year where your sweater spring coat. We know that. There's a ton of plastic in our oceans and a new report says that the biggest culprit is dumped fishing gear. That fishermen are just discarding all kinds kinds of stuff from the votes and that that's causing a lot of problem. Six hundred forty thousand tonnes of nets lines and caps. Cut The crap fishermen. Just keep it on the boat and throw it in a different trash cans or recycle it. We'll find find a way to reuse it and finally Dantley Davis who was twitter's vice president of design research released a list of features that he says he wants to explore in twenty twenty and it will change the way you we use twitter. It's going to allow you to do things like remove yourself from a conversation not allow read. Tweet don't allow people to at you without your permission and restrict tweets to specific hashtags tags interests and friends to change twitter experience. Maybe make it a little bit better for you. Want to get rid of the Hague's on twitter basically they're D- hogging twitter. Have you been had recently Delta yesterday. So that's the thing you got to go and if you're going to go online and give your opinion on things where people are going to have you with it. You know what I'm saying. I just laugh at sometimes the haggen comes in the strangest places like yesterday someone went way back on a picture and just said Lee road class you zero class first of all. Yeah why are you going to go back posted on the new one they were talking about the twenty thousand. US Capitol Christmas tree that we're donating to the US Capitol in Washington DC. We're saying that. The diameter at breast height is twenty three inches. I think it was a misprint. It's it probably twenty four feet. That sounds accurate. It's a sixty foot ten. AM ASL definitely smaller. Wakes I could see that. I don't know who cares. It's a frigging trade over. It's it's only a little after eight. We have another two hours of this. God Open Heart Radio APP and here everything you missed with Elvis Duran on demand the guy stirring in the morning sponsored by state farm. Talk to an agent today about combining your home and auto insurance. It's at one eight hundred state farm or by visiting State Farm DOT COM now. So stopped I. What is that starbucks bucks per se chicken sausage and something? I'm still having Gouda Gudang vom breakfast today. So we're GONNA cream gravy stressed rest eating right now. The best are we on the radio. We're about to get into sound with Garrett Garrett will be giving us some sound down from last night what was that he's Gary and also of. Oh we're going to give you some preview tracks from tonight's masked asked singer exclusive tracks like that you can only get here was a kit Kat bar in front of me. Why is it so fattening sitting here today? I don't know people just have food. And then they put it they take it in the eat it and then they tried to put it in front of other people to set you up for this way putting it away. You're putting it away in their stomachs putting it away. He's helping himself behind your back all right. So let's get into sound with Garrett Garrett what are you going all right. Let's start. Little Mermaid Live Ali Crevasse played Arielle and this is her doing part of your world and strolling along down a up where they walk a hater. no-one hey y'all structure of the presentation show show until I didn't like that they mix the original cartoon in that would cut away to this new cast. That did a great job. It just didn't fit. It felt like two different shows. It was a little awkward a lot of mixed reviews. Let's continue continue with our friend Shaggy doing under the phone audience. Lebanon dot foods. Shaggy her into that song she wasn't in the original. Here's the thing you're listening to it if you had seen it. It's a different feeling. You're saying he's he's playing a crab but he wasn't dressed. As a craft was dressed like Michael Jackson thriller. Yes all right and Queen Latifah as Obsersa- doing poor unfortunates love Queen Latifah sign. The scroll lots of what you hate Queen Latifah. It was a great fan of premature. Luckily Latifah etching looked back. I I don't think it's that easy. Doing this live littler made it that. Yeah Danielle and I directed it would have been perfect. I don't I think they got the message across what they were doing last night. So a lot of people turned it on thinking never gonNA whole stage production. Not The you know going back and forth so stay most wasn't tape by the way. Wait a minute you so you watch with your kids. Did they enjoy. It was a lot of fun. It was fun Let's exclusive from the Massingir. It's on tonight. This is the lady eighty bug doing a little Liz. Oh juice day. I'm not the bad you lady. You're going to hear that tonight. Yes Liz oh no no you know who the ladybugs. I don't know who she is. I can't we can't figure it. Out Due Buddy Eliza was Eliza would be surprised and then the rottweiler. Doing Little One republic love runs out. I've only been right once on this show. So that's the rottweiler. This exclusive sound for night's master singer. I believe it is Ryan from one Republican Ryan. All right Andy where he does a ton of Youtube mixes he took. Selena Gomez Latest Song which we've learned about Justin Bieber and Justin Bieber Song. Sorry and Mash this up the thank you Andy Woo yes Trending last night on twitter right last week if we played a sound of Gandhi sounding like Nelson from the simpsons because her laugh sounded like Nelson from the simpsons. Right so a lot of people that you mother the what is me so a lot of people said sounds like something else the dog from duck hunt on Nintendo when the dog last. That's what that is so you sound like this. The I don't hear anything that sounds like these people are talking about you. Tell US thank. You're listening to the on demand. Show thank you. Thank you so much. Tonight's the night we're GONNA stay up late and go see Anthony. Romo's you're already trying to give the Green Weenie. I can tell I'm debating I didn't know it started so late. It's far away so I got to figure out how to get there and how to get back to Williamsburg. It's not far away when you don't have a car and is far away with me. I've got a car okay. Then that changes everything. You're mad at me right now. Because we've we've found out today that anthea almost doesn't go on until nine to nine o'clock I know so I'm like if you're gonna go but I had to figure out how to get to Williamsburg and then get back to Jersey Jersey City and you know that can be a pain come with. We'll see okay. I think I could do that. They give him a big hug for me and his nine really mean nine or will it be like nine thirty thank who knows we will survive. We will survive. We stay up and tomorrow is what Thursday. So you're okay. It's it's not so bad if you did it on a Monday night. It's worse okay. So if you're wondering who we're talking about Anthony Ramos. We have gone like all but crazy over. He's awesome. We had him on the show a couple of weeks ago and of course he's just amazing guy with amazing mazing story and his album which just came out. I mean Daniel was the first to hear the whole thing. It's such an IT really if there's something for everybody it's an incredible album. You mean here you WanNa hear some mind over matter it. You're gonNA hear this tonight right around ten thirty great song makes you get up the bull run away and you can see shoot cooking up. I WANNA be more in your auto much more okay. I'm GONNA take it. They want to. I hear about me which was a mom read. I'm going to thank you it again. Not really got that good good deep like vishal in my head. While I'm the every can meet him physically restaurants not for from pain call you. Olivia only one for me looking at you. I'm going to be a clogged before. Five the club weed in view. Did you go Anthony Ramos in mind over matter you saw Anthony last night. That knew Jessica I did. Yeah you're in Philly. Yeah I I went to go see him in Philly. I live right. Outside of the city was the contract. I mean should we just blow it off. Is it really bad. No it was amazing and he actually talked about like songs between each one and a little bit of background so it was really great. He told a story he actually did a performance. I heard you gave us a shout out. Maybe I don't know that was the rumor someone in the audience actually said like oh I heard you on Elvis. It's like Oh my God I love that you closely in the words of Anthony are almost I love that dude. Come on the show. I am in and Jessica. Thanks for the review. I knew it was a good show. We cannot wait to see now what time what time does he go on eight last night on Saturday so you went on that night. Okay yes all right. Thank you Jessica. Thank you for listening to us. That's that's the number one thing day. Hey as as you know Louis. Tomlinson was on with us talking about this experience. He wanted to give as a gift. He wanted to fly to London. Let them let us hanging out with him. Backstage have dinner with them in a POB and watch him do his show. It sounds awesome so I thought it was a great gift for Louis to give to us. Because we're big supporters but our friends Pepsi called and Kinda ruined it for us. They said. No Elvis you need to give that forward thanks Pepsi so Pepsi is right there right. It's the season of gifting forward. So this is how we created the Pepsi gifted forward sweepstakes. We're going to have some of your favorite artists and stars call and give us gifts and then we're going to pretend to keep them and then be told now bad people bad people think. Give them to you. It's acting it is really in his great. What a what? A wonderful gift this is from Pepsi the gift at Ford sweepstakes. So what we're GONNA do is we're going to give forward this gift from Louis. Tomlinson you fly in London performed. Meet him backstage. Have dinner with them and yesterday Charlie Poo said he would give away the gift of coming to a studio to watch him. What never mind? He didn't say that even though he did he very clearly said that what he didn't say that maybe you had a private conversation with them yet. Maybe off. Maybe he'll call us and tell us something. Okay so I just ruined the surprise. I'll wait till you hear Charlie. poof is going to call in live to talk about going to be a big surprise. Matic's can pretend you didn't hear that about going to studio to watch it right assault. Delete delete for the West Coast feed. Try to correct you. Then you yell at me. Why not he was here? I know he was here. Okay so more after Oyi why I know it's all show Biz. One thing goes on you see someone shot in the head on on on a movie. It's not real. It's an actor. They're acting like the guy shot in the head. They need is going to act like you shooting me. That is a fake gun right anyway so we have all these great prizes and I'm going to ruin them all the let's focus on Lou Thomasson because I know that we played that I want you to the sweepstakes so you can win this Louis Tomlinson London experience. And then I would encourage you to give it forward just like we did by the way if you WanNa job as a producer I think you can go to Elvis Duran dot com for details official rules you you can go into social media using hashtag gifted forward and Hashtag Elvis Pepsi sweepstakes and then tag our radio show. It's way too much to remember right now. GO TO ELVIS DURAN DOT COM for details What you smell something burning burning? I think whoever put the thing in the incinerator back there. It's been incinerated something burning out there so toaster sure in the toaster. We're looking at least lightest my mom used to blacken the toasted everyday. She would call rustic okay so she would scrape it with a knife. Oh It's good as new not good birdhouse on black toast intolerant tolerant. I don't need you don't have to Ohio just talking. Thank you brody. Gary thinks he's GonNa help and he's not that is extremely narcissistic off awesome. I have so many people make again I want to. I want you to hear about this. This study. This new study shows that narcissists I who have an inflated sense of self importance and disregard for others are less likely to experience depression and less likely to likely likely to be stressed out than normal people. They're saying that they interviewed seven hundred adults with the personality disorder of Narcissism to determine why they appear to thrive in society an among their toxic traits narcissist engage in risky behavior. They have grand delusions about themselves. They they show little empathy for others and don't experience shame or guilt however as socially toxic as narcissism awesome is. These people are mentally tough in handling alive a lot better than people who are not narcissist. Believe that if you have no self awareness you can never feel bad about anything. Why no but that's but it's stuff you see he's narcissists? It's me we we assume that narcissists like you feel guilty for loving yourself so much and and being unaware of other people's feelings but look at the study if you don't care about other people in the only you have to worry about yourself. That's a lot less stress so the learning of the learning point here is we should all be a little more narcissus narcissistic care less about other people. Taking you'll have less stress address. I could never do that. I know you can't I know you can't what was that laugh for. Brody to here said you couldn't care less about people but that also could mean you don't care about them at all and you know I didn't say I couldn't care less. I said I couldn't do that never do that. I didn't couldn't care less. You want to go back and listen to the tape. What he said was what you need to do is go to not caring about people and I said I couldn't do that? I thought he said okay. We'll get a minute of our lives wasted. So what's that scary. Well I was going to say that. I think the part of this where where people are thriving is the fact that they're oblivious the oblivious part of being narcissistic and by the way even though it's not in a dangerous way y'all degree if anyone in this room is oblivious to other people it's scary but he's he's not a narcissist. He's not not well. I know it's a relative of Narcisse unaware but I think he I don't think he does it on purpose to people. I think that's just him. He's just right well his his own war and most narcissist don't know there there's this is my point though what you just said. Danielle is true. narcissists aren't aware that they're being narcissistic right. They just go through life not really giving a crap about anyone. Scary gives a crap about people but didn't walk out the door. Slamming your kid. He did he doesn't do you. Were on purpose is because his mind is elsewhere and as low stress and low anxiety. Because I'm unaware is there like a place you can go that you stand up and you go hi. My name is scary. And I'm and narcissist notice orsha ships will point out that other people are are are not like them or Norsk they will. I'm not aware of that. I think is look at someone's instagram page and tell if they're narcissistic they have too many Mirasol fees or shirtless fees or every picture. It's just them by themselves. We all know those people that is one level of or one component of being a narcissist. Just is self blowing blowing of oneself. What froggy I know somebody who is a narcissist and they went through some really tough times and they dealt with very very what appeared to be very very easy and I always wondered like how did they deal with that so easily like it didn't really seem to bother them but now the stuff that you're saying about the study is that they're able to go through things like that because it doesn't really bother them that bad? I had no idea it makes total sense. But you know what there's something magical about how scary is living his life where he can walk through. He can walk through an entire village that it has been burned to the ground notices on five. He'll just walk through and go. Oh I heard there's a Wendy's close by. Yeah without noticing enters death doom and destruction all around kate on the swing and there's a fire burning behind me. The House is on fire on a swing. Happy enjoying the he joins us a good example of this is like I had thyroid cancer. I don't know what seven years ago now right. And he thought he talked about it a million times on the air and then couple years later we talked about the Kennedy goes. You ought to be our dedicated a week to in this but we don't do it on purpose do when he chimes in with something someone just said though like hey did you know it's going to be a warm day today and then five minutes later through. Hey did you know what was going to be accidental. Oblivion washes your is intentional when we want him to play like a clip of something. We go scary. Listen Yeah exactly. I think there's a difference between Not being able to pay attention and being narcissistic I guess yes now. How many snickers have you had today got totally? I totally aware. What would make them? Because he he knows he's a narcissist but he. I'm not sure he cares two things I think he's just self absorbed and I think there's more to just self absorption absorption. Yeah he's he's an EGO Est.. Let's get into the Daniel. Daniel Bottomline narcissist have a better life than we did. I guess we should change. And they'll tell you obviously I'm saying I'm not an Mariah. Carrie is she a narcissist. I don't know how to celebrate Christmas. Like she does because look. Christmas is like her favorite time of year. She does it right every a year. But there's no way in hell have of us can even afford what she does. Vast all aspects like Asthma Aspen. She has Santa over for Christmas. She puts the tree in the bedroom and extra rates it. Yes and it's the real Santa that she has over. She's got the real thing I I remember her saying that. The flounder puppet from last night. The Little Mermaid lives became a mean because he looks wasted. There was no live person doing flounder last night so when flooding we'd come up on the screen. Sometimes he was a little little left to now sometimes. He swam to the right. They did him dirty just kind of has this look on his face. Flounder a hand up his but yes so Colin Farrell talks to play the penguin in the new Batman. and Andy. Circuses circuses in line to play Alfred. The Butler more reasons to love John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. They gave it to the lie detector tests and they were hanging out with Vanity Fair magazine so they asked them about signing prenuptial agreement so John Says I actually wish I knew you were going to be so successful I would written the pre nup a little better. He said you're a lot richer. Then I thought you bake them every time we talk about them we always say the words. I love them as always. Are you. Mad At me. Nate no one saw. Aw No one loves you more than I love you. I know look nate likes to reflect. He's always in mirror. I know I'm great so I mean it. It doesn't really matter original holiday song coming out this Friday. It's called like it's Christmas. Can't hear it sounds like tonight the mess singer last week's episode it was postponed. Remember because of the world series. Tonight you get two hours. What are the features Anthony? Anderson is a guest panelist little American horror story for you and Hbo Documentary about the Apollo. The ten states premiere of the real housewives of New Jersey. And of course lew riverdale been catching up a real housewives of Atlanta and new New Jersey New Jersey's craze starting the new seasons tonight ten ten season of my can. I can't thank you Danielle. The WHO wants to talk about telestrator is after dark Oh you love it as much as I do love it and seeing always start out good and with good intentions and ends up in the in the body and this is definitely a game you WanNa play after the kids kids go to bed. That's why I think it's called after dark because that's when the kids should be asleep right so a genie. That's the word they give you and then by the end of the game it's drunk ghost or you know exactly or penis La Pena's everything going crazy cat lady. I Drew Jeannie at at the end of the crazy cat. Lady would be a penis if we were playing so everybody loves it and we're totally hooked. There are a lot of versions of rations. There are some some for the younger audiences but not for this one. These games are for grandma grandma right during a penis when she was rushed. Rush Yourself Grandma. Tell us after we love it. Yeah pick it up at Barnes and noble and target thank you tell the stations the text us at fifty one hundred standard data and messaging rates apply each gillies to rain in the morning. Show with a beautiful day to day here in new. Your city Yesterday was Kinda gloomy and just kind of spoil. It sucks all the energy out of you today. Approaching Sixty and sunny. It's it's like the perfect day to not do anything that's on the calendar. I'm looking at all my my. Hey Andrew Andrew. Looking at my list of things I have to do today. What if we wish you? Just call them off. I think you can. There's nothing stopping you from ever workout. Hey Andrew come come here. I've I've I've always seen this movies. I've never done myself. Can you just clear my schedule for the rest of the day. Yeah wait no not today. Yes no not today please. Leesville of baby. Jesus please no not that. Yeah come on. There's like two things is on the calendar that we already moved. When you had your F- It let's move it every other day on the show we'll edit and in complete with me today I will call everything please none of you? I can't I'm going to the hospital directly at me. I can't say I wish you could anyone if if anyone deserves an effort day at you thank you one day though when keeping everything then. We'll talk today. You don't I'll have to do it tomorrow if you don't do it today. It's going to be looming again. And then he was going to hate it. Lock it out. Is there one thing. Maybe you can move just one in the work work out. What's scary everybody? Thank you for setting up scary cares. Never mind that rather when I got here that I'd rather do what I have to. I will tell you. Here's the problem with. Having the devil wears product playing every day. I watch it every day and I. I want to be Amanda Priestly. I really WANNA walk in through my coat on the desk. GimMe a reservation at that restaurant. I like it walkout. Everyone will live once every. That'd be a wonderful thing. All right transcripts cancel medic coming. I can't I want to go to the park and play. I'm GonNa go to the park but you could would after work. Is the voice of reason. The Turkish play does not thank you no problem. I'll keep everything that's all. That's all what. Why is no one ready? What's scary not to encourage you to blow everything off in your day but there is a cold front coming on Friday and I think this will be the last couple of this warm weather I know and I give the cold front held off for a couple of days? I think we're getting snow this weekend. They said they didn't. They said they're not really not rather. I know. Believe you because you are wrong so much of the north of here to the new. But I'm getting text me. If you're in Wisconsin they got twenty twenty eight degrees in three to five inches of snow listening to us right now. New England's about we're in six inches. Yeah South is going to get a little the funny. Somebody's about to get six inches. We work with a room of purves. You work in a room with few six inch purves for them. All you get an okay. Well Nice Day nate. How can we even being so quiet to get you? Don't believe that it's true so the Christmas tree. Can we just change the subject. This this board. We're told any a Christmas tree from the state of New Mexico and it's this blue spruce sixty feet tall and it will be. It'll be cut down today and transported to Washington. DC and we'll be the official US Christmas tree in our US Capitol building which it's so cool. We're having a few people texting US online. Telling us they were chopping down trees. Were were were killing people. I'm sorry I want to apologize. College is for all of those who feel that were evil in donating Christmas tree to the US capital. Welcome to what we do for a living because there's always so an offensive and it's Christmas time so it's appropriate time for snowflakes. My Gosh instead of just in time Yabroudy what's up. All that tree gets re purposed. Maybe it will build a home for habitat for humanity. Maybe it'll be toilet paper someday. It all know. Maybe it'll be one to warm. Somebody's house you know. No they said it's your cutting down a tree and you're GONNA put a carbon footprint as you truck it across the country and we're part of the problem. I agree that a big truck will will be leaving some commissions and this want we put it on a cart with some sort of donkeys pulling it all the way from New Mexico on November abusing the animal. What it'll be here in time for Easter those donkeys? Maybe what we could do is after. That tree is cut down. Maybe we can just plant a few little saplings where it used to be and then you're grow more okay. Then everyone's happy also. I looked up. What happens to these trees after they're done and it does say that they go toward building habitat for humanity housing? So obviously this person doesn't want want homeless people who have homes yes. This person is anti home anti home. I see where they're pro homers snowflakes homeless people ask asked me What's the most difficult part of your about your job? Is it waking up early. No it's dealing with people in in their thing be he's such a cool job before social media and everyone can just chime in and say everything. Yeah we'll look. I cannot disagree. There are a lot of problems with our planet and there are a lot of people who are working against making better agree with you there but this tree in particular we would not have done this project. Had we thought it would be the the most dangerous thing since the plague during travelling across the country to the US capital. We did look into it. And it's going to happen one way or ah or another whether it comes from you guys justification most someone else is GonNa kill the world. Why don't we do it instead? The I love trees you know that I love trees. Have a million in my the house. I don't like cutting down Christmas trees either but I think that if you can offset it by planning a couple then everyone will be happy but I love what Brody said back to them. Don't you sit on. Would yes S. houses made of woods but with wood paper towels recycled paper. She may she may drag her across the front yard like my dog does killing grass. We'll we all sit on. Would I didn't know some of US need to Anyway that's the end of Griping about. I'm just going to say we are very proud to be able to present the Christmas tree in the US capital this year and and we know for a fact we did. Our studying. Good things are going to come from. There's it's not just you know cutting in a tree and cutting down a tree and ending it there right so for those who were her out in the world looking for reasons to be pissed off go figure yourself out and stop being pissed at me there you go. They needed something to be butthurt about. Today I'll give you a list of things to be butter back. Aw Seid is five full there you go we take a break for a commercial Taco Bell would love to be presented position right here. ooh How dare you take a pope in the middle of the street once. I don't care what all we're more at Johnny Harry now and then you just just have to laugh at the person who tells you you're ugly for no reason at least in the morning show. I got good news. The Double Chiluba is back at Taco Bell. That sounds great. It does sound great but there are people upset because they have to chop down all those Chilubas let me tell you why Taco Bell Chiluba. It's this crunchy. Shell filled with double the beef and warm Nacho cheese sauce. And let me tell you the and they've been doing these boxes at Taco Bell Double Chalupa box so good you get a double Chalupa plus a crunchy Taco. which is my favorite cinnamon twist list in a medium drink all that sounds great buffet? It is all in a box only for a limited time at Taco Bell. The Double Chalupa box go in and grab one for lunch today at Pago. It was great hearing from our Carla Marie yesterday as Yoshi and Anthony. WHO's to be interned in there? Working fulltime moved to Seattle. They have their own show. That's doing very well column. or He's been saving her money even with student debt even with everything else. She'd been saving your money. She went out and she had enough money for a down payment on a new house for her so she called us yesterday to finally celebrate the fact because she closed she owns her own house. So I'm proud of anyone who understands. It sacrificed its work. It's a lot of work sacrifice sacrifice but you do it and it's one of those benchmarks in your life. You'll you'll never forget it in. So what's that I worry that I'm never gonNA have that benchmark. Why because it's really expensive you too bye-bye property out here so the the down payment I would have to have all that I can't even process maybe owning something? Well you know you gotTa Start Saving. Yes and every time I bring that up. It's like bringing it religion or politics. People were like ooh turned or travel company. Here savings when you hear finances people get scared and I get it okay. But if you're finally at a point where you are ready to start looking for a house or a Condo or something to buy for your for yourself. I want you to do something and trust trust me. I bought a lot of houses in my life. Okay 'cause I'm an old guy. You need to have vision. You need to look at places that you can afford but you know with vision you can change. That's my problem which you probably don't have that vision. It's like my husband is so good at that age in State of New Jersey. Ask but every time we would go see a house ourselves I would say it's this. He goes but you have to visualize it. You have to vision about this room looking like this and I'm like Oh and I'm not talking about a complete property. Brothers douching out of the entire room. For instance hold on froggy. You'll see these shows. I see these shows all over the cable where you know. It's a family that goes look at our house and she'll walk into the kitchen. She'll oh now this floor is all wrong and I say out loud go to Home Depot and buy another floor. Yes you could. You could save hundreds of thousands of dollars if you buy a house else that needs vision and only spend tens of thousands to bring it up to where you want it They walk into the bedroom. Oh No let's leave now this carpeting all wrong. Don't don't buy the carpeting. Have it ripped out. Put New carpeting for a couple of hundred bucks or a thousand bucks versus spending two hundred and fifty thousand dollars more on a house house. Yes frog you exact same thing to me when I was looking for a house when we moved here to the Jacksonville area. I found this one house that I kind of liked but I kept you said well. Why don't you guys look at it and I said I don't like the color of the outside you paint it? You're paying right now. You can pay so so we decided we'll look. We fell in love with the inside. We love everything about it and so now we just have to change the outside Keller. That's it that's it and you don't have to do it immediately. You can quit next spring it but I see these I actually throw things at the TV because people are just not seeing what they can some people like the one they wanna move in the way it is they see what they're and that's all that exists. Then that's what you get trying to find a house and move in brand new places aces move in with. I'll tell you this when you find how you like it in a neighborhood. You don't like you've got a neighborhood you like a house you don't like you find out how she like. It has front yard you like but you don't like to back here it's like it's like Frankenstein's signs monster you know it's going to have pieces and parts that are good and pieces and parts. That are bad. You'd have to figure that out. Always remember two things in buying a house number one three things number one you can afford it number to use your vision to make changes that caused nothing as much as it would if you bought a new house that already had the changes you want and number number three number three to this. Make sure you could sell it when it's time to get out like well. It's okay only has one bathroom in fifteen fifteen bedrooms. Well No. That's going to be a problem when to sell. You know what I'm saying. Don't put a pool in put a new kitchen in pools aren't going to people. Don't buy pools as much as they buy kitchens so these are the simple things but when I watch these shows on TV these people look at these houses and they. Everything's perfect except for like the doorknob is gold. One silver one can change it cold Baiocco doorknob go buy Delta Faucet for that thing over there you know use a nude food American Standard Toilet. It's okay have vision and then you can buy your new house without spending too much money. Make sure you can sell it. What what what I just want to buy something? Buy Shoes rates start going up a little bit. But they're still at a great space ace rates. I'm telling you financing rates are in a great spot right now and if you're a first time homeowner there are lots of incentives for your first loan on which less down stuff like that banks want your business so go go look into it. You'll be surprised what you can do. Why don't you do your job house? Maybe the three things you need to know Gandhi. What's Bank of America raising the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hour? They are the second largest bank in the nation and they the pay hike will take effect early next year and lift the pay for tens of thousands of their employees. At and T.. Also now given some money back to its customers they have a sixty sixty eight million dollar settlement because if you had unlimited data usage on your phone and you signed up before two thousand eleven they were still slowing your data down after. He reached a certain certain point. They were not supposed to do that so if you did. Have that plan before. Two thousand eleven reach out and see how you can get some money back for that and finally we talked about this earlier but there's a toilet that could say. Would you take that house. Take that toilet get place. Apparently it's covering gold in nearly forty one thousand diamonds on the seat. Yes Daniel they are on the seat. Those diamonds goes right up. Your booed. Right you're GONNA bleed but it's fine. Oh there's over a million dollars on display in China and it will be inspected by Guinness this week. Thank you I on a guy. Hey what's up with Elvis Duran and the morning show so a lot of people like to bust out there hot sauce on Taco Tuesday. Not me I busted out all the time to Lula's original flavors showed me that I can use them on eggs burgers anything I want. They complement any dish. So grab a bottle with the wooden cap. You won't be disappointed. Ask myself is to Randy. Elvis Duran phone tap. Well what a controversial controversial character. This Michael Oppenheimer guy is but we want to let you know that we officially stand behind him. One hundred percent. The email came in from Vincent. I want you to call my grandparents terrence house and annoy them. It's funny to watch them. Get angry in what you can say. Whatever you want to to the people at the house? I want scary to call as Michael Oppenheimer. It'd be really great. Tell them to use that. Michael Oppenheimer Voice and if my grandfather answers the phone annoy them to my uncle he may be there as well. There you go. So is the uncle going to pick up the grandparents. Let's see now as Michael Oppenheimer calls the grandparents house. How I ask Good Morning? This is Mr Michael Oppenheim with Horseback Riders Digest. Just how you doing today Ms. I'm not interested thank you. We've been wonderful magazine for you today. No I know I heard you. I'm not interested in the Reader's Digest. Reader's digest it's horseback riders Reader's Digest. Thank you these are for people who ride horses knowing. My name is Mr Michael Oppenheimer and I'm with pushback writers readers digest interested in that. I have a special offer for you. Not just one second though. It's twelve issues that we have you. Oh I'm sorry for sixty two dollars. Thirty six cents. Jeff Horseback One. Oh yes good morning. Stay on it so you didn't let me finish van oil. 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Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-20

Monday Morning Podcast

2:11:10 hr | 1 year ago

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-20

"Hey what's going on? Its Bill Burr. And it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcasts. And just checking in on you just seeing your weeks go and doing all Jesus. That's great I just got home and on the long fucking day work my fucking balls off work and work and work and so I'm not going to S- out Wednesday evening on my way up to fuck in Vancouver Vancouver British Columbia you know. My bruins are on a west coast trip right now. I I caught the third period of a great game against Edmonton Edmonton's. Oh let me tell you who they got a tough team but will let me tell you. They're tough team They played great despite the fact that Kassian is suspended and Connor mcdavid is hurt. So we were able to took us all the way into overtime to get two points. They got one point They're just fucking great. I really like that team. I liked that team. A lot and You know can you really say you beat the oilers? If both those players are out. I don't think you can you know what I mean? One of the best goal scorers in the league and I don't think anybody kicks somebody with the skate on better than Kassian so I mean I think we got off easy ever seen a guy kicking on the guy with the skate on. It's been a wild scene. It accidentally APP longtime ago. There was a Brunei just flanked on his fucking name. Fuck was his name. I WANNA see ended up finishing his career with San Jose. It was his freak play. He was in the front of the net and somebody cross-checked I wanNA see the Randy Burgess Steve Kasper in in the chest in hit him so hard that is his feet came up and he basically kicked. This guy can't believe I can't remember his name. Fuck was like thirty years ago. Kicked him right in the fucking mouth and the guy ended up getting a gash that when like right through his mouth was closed. So the scar was above his mouth through the lips. And then below is fucking. It was like a Freddy Kruger Slash. But it was with skates. The fuck was that guy's name. Dave read I think was the guy longtime ago longtime ago at the old Boston Garden. It's still bugging me that I had darn Gavin on and I found out at the end of the podcast that he was at the Celtics Games. You know from the very beginning. The late fifties when there was nobody there and it was. Bill Russell and Bob cousy and all that so. I'm definitely an accent. My go to Boston GonNa try to reach out to Don Gavin and get them back on and just talk fucking hoop and what it was like. He was like in the Boston Garden. I guess it was still already an old building but I think he was there when it was like when I went it was they had paint the inside like that. Bruins yellow kind of thing and then Back in the day. If you see the bobby your mother's Day goal that they had it was white the inside of it was white so I don't just all dumb shit like that. I WANNA ask him all about that that he sneak in because I was a big thing that people knew how to sneak into that venue and all of that shit anyway. Big Win for the Bruins. They've won ten of the last eleven They're just they're they're they're playing great tonight. You know like I said that was a hurt slash suspended Edmonton team but You know they pushed us around a little bit. We were pushing back. Which is good. We got to do more of that. Got To do more of that because it seems like they let that go during the During the playoffs and anyway I'm going to do some shows coming up and speaking of shows one of my favorite comics of all time and people. We did a special with him. All things comedy did Edwards. He's got some standup dates. You really gotta catch this Guy Man. He's one of the best out there and He's a he's gone the Rodeo what's he got coming up. He's Got Springfield Missouri February Twenty First Twenty Second Tampa Florida March twelfth and the Fifteenth in Calgary Alberta March Twenty Fifth and twenty eight and this is why you haven't heard of Ian Edwards because not only because he is a brilliant meeting but the man stinks at the business he sends me this fucking thing. It says upcoming dates Tampa Florida. There's like three fucking comedy clubs Ian With A fucking Jesus Christ. Let me look it up. I swear to God fucking great comics. I know who just stink at the Business Ian Edwards Live let's see what we get here. Very is Edwards comedian. All right. Let's see what happens when we click on. Let's see let's this is classic. The classic terrible at Fuck in this business in such a fucking brilliant comedian alright fucking even on his website Springfield Missouri Tampa. Let's see where is he in Tampa although it is side splitters? He's doing the Blue Room in Springfield Missouri February twenty first. He's at side splitters. Bobby Gills join if I remember correctly in Tampa Florida march twelfth through the fifteenth. He's at the laugh. Shop in Calgary Alberta March twenty-fifth th through the twenty eighth and then he's got the comics lounge in Melbourne Australia on April Sixteenth and on Monday April Twentieth Teams in Sydney Australia at the Sydney Comedy Festival. Just fucking amazing comedian. Who needs to learn how to promote himself? God Damn It anyways. I love that guy. So that's it was a big fucking presidential democratic debate tonight. I didn't watch it. I watched hockey instead. I did watch a couple of eclipse and I quickly saw. Why did want to watch it because it's just people yelling at each other? I don't know what you know. Politics is always been filthy but at least they they used to listen to each other talk little bit just fucking sitting there yelling at each other then. Bloomberg said that dumb thing that everybody says you know cobby doesn't didn't work it failed. It's just like it's not the type of government all governments fail because people run them and people are pieces of Shit. That's what the problem is not socialism. It's not capitalism communism. All Forms of government would work if everybody was honest in played by the rules. But nobody does. That's what happens. That's why with every fucking country every fucking former government any type of prosperity or any of that. There's a beginning a middle an end because eventually it fucking goes away. It starts off with a great idea. You know a every man for himself or hey. Let's all work together. Whatever the fuck it is it. Does well forbid it and then what happens. Is the people get power and then they keep getting more and more power when it gets more and more corrupt more and more corrupt than either fails people rebel against it but it is not. It is not the format because people were sitting there. You go sitting there. Going Communism failed. It's like capitalism failed capitalism. Failed if you fucking look at it honestly if you fuck and sit there and look at this country and you're going to honestly say that it's fucking working. I mean we're all sitting there and not looking at the fucking twenty trillion dollars Zillion fucking dollars in debt that we are elephant in the room. We're not looking at the fuck fact that there's a private corporation prints are money and there's nothing behind it but just we're all just fucking drive in ninety three million miles an hour the left lane trying to get to our fucking brass ring before we turned into a fucking Pumpkin. That's what the fuck is going on. I think and I don't know shit but I can see that coming from fucking mile away. Yeah it's it's I don't know I don't know we just keep fucking doubling down tripling down on it so as far as I. My My My I don't know what's he trying to say. Hip built the amount of time. That I've been alive okay. What has happened to like when I was a kid like I remember like the fucking Milkman. Could have a stay at home mom. I mean wife right to watch the fuck and kids. He made enough Fuckin- money in all of that. I don't know what it just all fucking went away. People had good jobs and there was like a middle class. And you could. Just you know you weren't broke. You weren't filthy rich but you could fuck and have a house and all of that shit ain't GonNa come in come on in because we have to talk about you becoming an art dealer here in all of that is kind of fucking gone away and I know that. There's I guess. Now the way to go from being in the middle class to getting to the upper classes you gotta become a Youtube Star or something. I don't know anyways way over my head. I'm talking about different forms of government and acting like I know what I'm talking about and what's great is. This is a one person debate. So there's nobody to shout me down here. Oh God is that the energy. We're going to bring here all right. We got one microphone speaking of Communism Socialism. We're going to sit here and share it as opposed to capitalism. You'd have fucking. They have as many microphones you could possibly. Yep and they'd all look like lollipops in the fat fucks would try to eat so NIA You're into art. I'm not into art. Yes you speak into the MIC. Come over here. That's right that's correct. So what does that mean like? What what exactly. So you invest in art so when you invest in art you take your money and you say hey you see that art over there i WanNa give you this for that and then you take that thing right and you stick it on your wall okay and then you wait for the person who painted it to die as far as I can tell and then you go. Hey you know that cow just died. He's never going to scribble devil on that piece of paper anymore and I have one that he fucking drew all over. You want to buy it. 'cause the guy's dead he's never gonNA drug in. That means. This thing's worth something no I don't. I don't think that that's what you do all the time. But you invest in it. Yes and artists. How do you invest? How do you know what is the scribbles? Well I mean ideally. You'd have someone who is familiar with that world that can help guide you and sort of curate your taste and find stuff that Senator Hill. How do you plan to build your art collector name? Who would you say the top five artists are right? Now that I don't know I'm not that I'm not that smart about art. So so how exactly? Are you going to invest in this? You seem to know less about art than I do about forms of government. But you know I have someone that that can help me do all that would that be a broker neo. No how do they make their money? Nia by telling you that that scribbled dibble's worth a bunch of fucking money. Yeah they take a commission off of like so you don't know anything about you can't even name the top people who are fucking who can take a bucket of paint throw it fucking bedsheet artists out there. I don't who is a million fucking teams out there? I mean there's a million fucking hockey players the NHL can fucking touch the top players. Well I'm still learning so I couldn't tell you that right now but I can tell you what I like and when I don't make and so what point do you say. Is this worth buying. Do you think this artists has you know. I don't know it's worth investing in whatever their other absolutely do you're like the third person who's walked into girly to over here trying to clown shit. You need to understand. There's there's a three Oh snap. There's a three pronged situation. One you get a piece of art to elevate your home one secondly to secondly it's your personal enjoyment of the P. Is a piece that speaks to you. Something that looks beautiful something that resonates with you personally heard doing bill hater doing Keith. More A and thirdly you know we're setting up our child to have something so if God forbid you know something happened. Zombie shows up. She throws the art at them or she sold it beforehand and so she can get Yes that's that's it right. You know what Nia I'm no I'm not gonNA question anymore. That sounds like a solid plan. He said sarcastically. Oh are you being sarcastic shits already in the work so you can be sarcastic all day. But it's happening. That's that's not how this relationship works. It's not did you talk about this morning. They talk about this morning now because for all that I'm getting a pizza fucking were going to get a piece. I WanNa let you by the stupid scribble devil. Yeah I think so. Are you going to follow now? I I've been working a lot. You'd definitely have been so freckles. Get confused confused. Oh he was so confused on what day today was what did you think it was. I thought it was. I thought today which is Wednesday when we're recording this. I thought it was Tuesday. You're right so I was like well. This is great on work my ass. I'M GONNA work my ass off today. Day Tuesday oh the old second day of the week if you start on Monday pick what what is the first day of the week Sunday. It is Sunday. I thought Sunday's Day arrest and as but it's I think it's supposed to be considered the start of the week. I don't think so because God work for six days and on the Seventh Day rusted. Yeah I mean if you're GonNa want that whole thing but I also heard that that whole thing that whole religion thing. It's supposed to be Sundays. I consider it Monday but apparently it's actually Sunday my boy Joel. Osteen's coming out here to Ontario Canada Ontario Canada on -Tario California. I'm tired near come on. I WanNa fuck and take an edible. Go to that thing with Bert Kreischer and I just want to sit there and listen this guy. Nothing but positive shit for an hour escorted. I'm not I'm not heckling. I know you won't be heckling. You'll be sitting there giggling like little schoolgirls and you're going to get asked to leave sir. Can you please wave your disturbing the others? Everyone would be all talk about when he walked on water. Man I won't I I actually. I'm on the road when he's out here so I can't go but anyway. The man fascinates me okay any performer. That can make enough money to buy their own fucking arena in their hometown and sell it out every weekend. I don't give a shit. What do you got to respect that? I write but you know I told you about how he turned away. Those people when the hurricane happened he wouldn't let them into the church. Eighty and what those fads rolling around his fucking electric blue carpeting. Spend that money on. GotTa stop it with the Fatchett. That's not nice. I don't need to stop. What do you mean that's not nice? What about my tax dollars? All these people eating bacon double cheeseburgers being called heroes and then all the money flies out of my wallet. I watched the debates. I know what's going on you talking about every time. A fatty eats a fucking Sunday. You and I have to work Monday to pay for his triple bypass I am an asshole in. You know what they're eating all the ice cream up Excuse me have you seen yourself when I when we buy ice cream in this house you hoes that shootdown hose it down. How's it what is it the white people say you housed it? What is it you you people say? I don't know about eating really fast or something like house it. I don't know that's something I've heard white guys say all right well. I'm not familiar with that one. Whenever there is ice cream in this house you eat the whole fucking thing in one sitting. But it's like a pint. It doesn't matter you showed no yes. Those people eat gallons look at me. I'm in shape. I'm in my fifties and I still have a flat fucking stomach act like you're not a glutton yourself just because you're skinny doesn't mean that you're not a fucking gluttonous. Hey I'm a fucking boo sound and I laid off it okay. Wasted start fucking pulling these fads over and give them a fucking ice cream breathalyzer and sammy cookies and cream. They hid trying to be on your soapbox as if you're some kind of like model of like health and moderation 'cause you're not so stop it get back to the story about this morning. Wait a minute how come. They don't have roadblocks. When you fucking a girl scout cookies the way you just go at those thin Mints Your Thin Mints you not. I've seen you eat practically an entire sleeve of them. Yeah I know because I keep waiting for it to get good at doesn't girl Scout Finnan. Suck at you. Want those coconut once. You want the coconut once. You want the tag along. The peanut butter wants with the chocolate on time. Who peanut butter belongs on Toast? Non fucking cookies. What you're crazy. Peanut butter belongs on Toast. People who know how to make peanut butter tastes go with chocolate. Other wonderful people over the wonderful EMINEM EMINEM's doesn't Oughta do it. You're the equivalent of peanut butter on toast. You're the Maas like fucking thing ever. You think you're so special like peanut butter on toast like big fucking deal. Oh I didn't say it was a gourmet. I just says where it belongs right anyway. Can you talk about this morning? I WanNa talk about fat people starting to like have the same terror that booze hounds have when they leave a bar and get behind the wheel car. How many fat people have heart attacks while driving trucks for Amazon every month? I don't know what you're talking I don't either but I'm saying it in a serious tone that will make people sit up and take notice. Yeah no you you are. You're nobody to talk about anybody who's lost control so I don't WanNa hear from you. We talking about every time I left the booze you go. Jesus Christ Avid Drake does. Because you're annoying and you're like wow that's awesome. Can you please just do something to relax? You're not bothering me. All right so you at least agree that I've been working my ass off this month right Borkum. I 's okay so I thought this morning was Tuesday morning so I'm like cool man like I'm going to work my ass off today. Get home hang out with my kid. My lovely wife right and then tomorrow. I'm just GonNa fucking chill man and then the car's going to pick me up and I'm going to get on a plane like five in the afternoon and then I woke up this morning at five thirty in the morning I was like. Hey wait a minute man. It's Wednesday and I have to go to Vancouver where the Fox my passport. I need the pack. I gotta go down to this fucking thing and Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. And all this shit so I know what to do so I 'cause my show starts is Thursday night so mealy going all right. I'll change my flight. I don't fucking do I don't know Blah Blah Blah so I started packing and then we tried to find my passport which of course we could not me up in the process so I wake up. I'm sleeping soundly. Also soundly to five thirty in the fucking morning and this one goes near me. I'm like what is Sydney. I'm sorry do you know where my passport is did you? I don't remember that point. I just remember you going. I screwed up and screwed up. Did you like flying Vancouver tonight and I was like okay. Bivary possible fucking thing. That could have happened happened. Couldn't find the fucking passport and then right to help you. Let me try to figure it out. We looked here. We look there. We looked everywhere you had to leave. I kept looking. You found it. I was at work. You mentioned that you mentioned messenger in my Messenger messengered it over and then I get it and then I get it up and then I get it I got it. And then they found out that the fuck and the passport is going to expire in the next couple of months. And unless you know unless it's you can't fuck it on a plane unless it's fucking six months out and it's like well then it fucking. It's already expired. You can't S- so I didn't know that boost funny everybody. Everybody was working today. They all fucking knew that you can't do that. And it goes since when they go since forever ago all right so I guess that's on me back and forth back and forth lump fucking story short. I'm I'm flying up there tomorrow. I'm landing and I'm running from the fucking airport. It all worked out all worked up because you were there for me. I'll always be dead and then and then you've messenger mess message. I can't say that word and everything was Cool and club Soda Kenny. You and club Soda. Can't fucking team bill burr. Making sure that you got what you needed when you needed it so that the train can keep on or did you just do what any wife back in the day would have done before you guys all became victims slash heroes. I mean you. Basically you will Wilma Flintstone for one fucking day. Well mom coming through the door. Where's my Bra Burger? You've finally had it fucking prepared and now to pay you back. I gotta go by of fucking something. That doesn't even look like a poodle but is a poodle. I The fuck of all. It has nothing to do you. Police say that again. I The fuck OFAN has nothing to do with any of that. I was being a good partner to you period point blank and has nothing to do with anything. It's is it period or point blank or is it period point blank university. Said I love. You always fucks up the expressions. What he goes. I'm trying to have a bunch of projects in the fire. Percy irons in the fire if you projects during the fire your projects are on fire which means there is steaming pile of Shit. He just laughed. He goes you know what the fuck I'm trying to say. I don't know I fuck up. He fucks up expressions and then I fuck up. Famous people like we were in a range of movies. He will never let me live this down. I said I we were at a range of game. I I I go George Stephanopoulos George. Stephanopoulos was he looked to open. It was Jeff Gordon Stock car driver but they look alike. But you do that on purpose to. You're always doing random people you'll be like oh my and blakely junior and I do that as a joke. I know that that's not him on the bicycle. Random person for you freaking out of. That's why it's so funny because like you know but George Step. I thought that was George stepping-up Madison Square Garden. I knew it was a famous guy. Okay show yield. I know you did something. I've seen you on something things you choose not to pay attention to and versus. The things you choose to remember is so funny to me because it's like who? Who will we talking to and he said to me after you had left this guy who was like wow. Your husband knows a lot about sports and I was like yeah. He's a he goes no but he's like dates. And you know different events at different times I was like. Oh yeah ask him where the fucking batteries are in our house under the bus. I know where the batteries are in the House on the fucking guy changes everything. What are you talking about? I take the fucking garbage out crush crush it. No if you fucking tell me that. Hey next Thursday. We're doing something. I'm not going to remember that. And when the thing happens you WanNa get mad at me? Even though I've told you like Christ me I don't remember my problem. I told you so. It's like but still I asked him. How have to bear the brunt of your like forgetfulness. And I'm Mike Remember. That thing is happening doll. And I'm like Jesus Christ. Will you have a drink? See ALL COMES FROM BILL CIRCLE TERRIBLE. Yeah. That's her daughter's new thing sweeter finish you gotta finish your vegetables because terrible are I need to. I need to read needs to read some advertising here all right so verdict. The am I a good person. Yes you are a good person. Okay all right so okay so you did something. Nice for me so now you have to buy this fucking piece of art that somehow we're gonNA make money off of in case you know. I say the wrong thing on twitter all my God. I can't believe you said that. Thank God we have this bucket of paint that was thrown at this fucking bed sheep and is now hanging on our wall we can. We can take a second loan on off of this and we can eat fucking Alpo this week the in the chance that you get canceled. I got A. I've got a backup plan. Yeah but if I get cancelled you're going to have to leave me because you'll be attached to me like just to let you know. 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That wasn't necessary near you like you like what's the thing. I don't fucking do this often but when I do. What DOES THAT AD CAMPAIGN? I don't I don't always drink Seki's but when I do. I HAVE DOLE. Seconds is that are goes I don't know what is coming. Don't always drink beer but when I do is just seconds. That's right that's right your most interesting woman in the world. I don't always cook but when I do cook the shit out of this steak. She stole it from me. The skillet go and you see it on both sides. You finish it in the oven. Then you have a nice fucking garlic butter Beth steal it from you. How I do my pork chops. I never watched you do pork chops should did you took a bite. You drop the fork and that was it all right. That's fine but I'm saying the way I learn how to do. Steak was from that. That dude with the glasses outs and Brown or whatever. Okay all right is that does that contractually fucking obligate that part you. I grill cast iron broiler. How do you like to do you like it cooked what I like to do? Yes what I'd like to do to get a nice fucking skillet. Nice and Heart Syrian on both sides. Then you finish in the you know you have it in the oven and then you take the fucking thing out and then you do a little fucking you know what not on a steak. I really don't do that. Mistakes are just tastes fine after that. Put the salt on and I end the oil on both sides of the steak and then you Sierra and you put an oven you flip it and put it back in the heaven. That's how you okay. Yeah and then I take it out right and I take a big bottle of ketchup. Just dump it all over night. Stick it back in the oven. It's turnips if tenderness is the mark of excellence. Steak one cut is king. And that's filet mignon very difficult to. That's that's a difficult one because it's so fucking thick you know what I mean. You don't want overcook. You don't want to cook. And if he heats too high on that fucker right. What's GonNa Happen? 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Not because you're a jerk not because you're not one of the greatest guys ever fucking America ever produced. It's because she's envious of you and she does not know how to communicate it. That's the podcast. Everybody you yes. You're jealous of my my my wallpaper Envy and jealous. Yes Jealous Jealousy is. You're afraid somebody's GonNa take something that you have envy. Is You want something that somebody has so when somebody looks at somebody else's car and they go. Oh my God. I'm so jealous of you new car. They're not they're envious. Yes there you explain it to me. Yeah now he's find smart. I sound smart. Smart face shown smart. Met Messenger all right. That's the podcast. I'm on my way up to Vancouver. I've ever been to Vancouver and you never will all right. I don't know why you always blow me off on the on the Pacific Northwest Kid. I can't just run around chasing you around the fucking world anymore. Maybe you know something near you look really beautiful right now. Yeah thank you all right. That's the podcast. I didn't WanNa have a fight after this fucking podcast you know. I thought it was funny. I JUST THOUGHT CERTAIN AREAS. You will a little bit too far. You know the exit interview. You have to be careful when you're talking about grizzly bears. What if people don't recognize that you're fucking around the entire time? Somebody has affected grizzly bears listening. All right listen to this. Music picked out by the Great Andrew Feminists and then we have a bonus half hour of material. A our podcast. I should say from a Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning. Podcasts from a number of years ago. And that's it. Did you watch of the Democratic International Pancake debate tonight? No I did not. I was doing stuff around the house so I will catch up on twitter. Who is running for Democrats name name okay? Let's Bloomberg Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders. Joe Biden. I feel like it's Kinda not in the conversation anymore. Yeah I feel bad for Joe why I don't know it'll be okay. I just relate to house it just like old and you're talking and people are sort of nodding but they're not really paying attention to you which I will be experiencing four shows up in Canada. Oh Canada Stop sending your comics to for all right. Thank you so much. Have a great weekend. I'll see on Monday thrills. How Sam Little Too Don? Hey what's going on? It's Bill Burton. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday. February twentieth two thousand twelve. And you're not gonNA believe. Am I going to start off bitching about these fucking headphones again? I know what you guys are going to say you like well. Why don't you buy some new ones? Do you know what I'm going to say. I saw them once. I was at Newark Airport. What and I was like you know what I gotta do. My podcast Y-. This looks like a great place to buy headphones the airport. I'm sure they have the top of the line and they're not overpriced whatsoever. Considering I'm on the other side of security so I did I dropped like fuck and sixty seventy bucks on a pair of headphones all right. Because I'm not spending any more money. What am I fucking? Dj You know. My eminem adjusting the mixer levels here like I got something to fuck and say I'm not all right. I'm just a little mom and pop podcast and fucking store out here. Seventy dollars headphones with the tax in the FUCKING AIRPORT. Fuck over right the airport fisting. That's about right and I got him. I listened they sounded great on the airplane They had this little bullshit battery you put in. And then I CLICK. I flip a switch and then it's supposed to make everything around me a little quieter which it did which I don't get. How does that you know I got fucked up? Here's people from playing drums in that type of Shit and listening to ACDC too loud and all that crap. And I asked these people like the bose system about how to noise cancellation cancellations that award cancelling headphones and they said well. This is what we do we You know whatever frequency we send the exact opposite frequency and it cancels out both frequencies and Blah Blah Blah Blah. So they can't hear it so my thing is if I can't fuck in here it though but it's still doing the damage you know what I mean in the ear. I just I just don't notice it now because you've offset the sound so I can't hear the sound but my eardrum is still you know getting worn down by the airplane decibels. Can Anybody answer that question for me? Does that make any sense? I know you've done a little parlor trick here where now. I can't hear the noise that exists. It's not like fucking earplugs. You know what I mean. Like put earplugs in. It's actually blocking out the noise. These fucking things are like to to to to to to to the sending out the exact opposite frequency so then then I can't fuck in here but as my eardrum still going like fuck right. I prefer those spongy things that you roll up and you stick in your ears and then you don't have to clean them out for the next nine months that's always great right. Then you put them in your pocket and it gets all lint over. There's one four year ladies speaking of ladies. I want to thank everybody. For during the flowers from flow- flowers dot com and I also want to give a shout out to the people the pro flowers company because they had no problem with my read a few weeks ago. They actually just didn't like then. I said the wrong website so if you listen to two weeks ago when I did my filthy read of their copy. You'll now hear that I. I did a little insert right where it's just me talking. Yeah stick vase up your eyes of La La and just go to pro flowers dot cobb and just goes right back to me ranting again. Sow How cooler they you know. I don't know if they'll ever advertise on here again. But you know what those guys are. Cool I thought they were going to be like you know it'd be one thing. We sold drugs okay. We do we sell flowers with flowers of the exact opposite of violent. Why would you read it that way? Sorry anyways. That's what I'm letting you guys know they. If I ever meet someone who works at proflowers. I'm going to buy him a drink all right and don't even think he's just gonNA walk up to me with a little carnation your fucking lapel. And you're GonNa fool me all right. You're not gonNA have that fucking three hundred yard stare that those pro flowers people have mistake. -Able anyways dude. You should see what the fuck we bought for my dog. My dog has like separation anxiety and like when you leave the dog alone it like freaks the fuck out you know like. Oh my God. This place is too big. I don't know what I'm GONNA do. With tries to jump through the windows at closet the woodwork so You know you've heard these stories. We tried to buy cages or his trainers. Call them causes. Which is the Spanish word for home? And if you were to look at these things you know. They don't look like home. They look like a cage right so I've been put my dog them. It's a goddamn the lovely NIA everybody coming to the podcast. Let me hit pause. Here let me talk about cleal. Cleo's new two bedroom apartment. We just got her on a second. Hold on. Hold on. Hang on everybody through the magic of podcasting. She'll be on in a couple of seconds so anyways like I said the magic podcasting the lovely Nia. Everybody how are you? How are you great? I am doing well. What was that robotic? Hi How are You I am fine? I was just talking to them. About how we we clear separation anxiety. So we've gone through all these different cages. And she's a pit bull so she's broken out of all of them that she cuts upper fucking face. She chipped a couple of teeth. Drives me nuts so we finally just by one that you just can't escape from and it looks like a fuck and safe is the only way to describe it. I never I never liked it. It was evil looking. It looks like Shit like you know in those Vietnam movies when they stick the American. Gi's the little bamboo things. Yeah yes she just never really does look like a prison cell. Yeah I just didn't feel like she could stretch or anything like that. She could get up and turn around. Which is what they say is the requirements that they should be able to stand up and turn around which she could do. But it's still small. Yeah I didn't like. Yeah so we just had our trainer basically made essentially a fucking lion's cage for hurts. It's the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah and I'm thinking. Yeah there's enough room for her bed. A whole nother section like she has like It's like when you're in New York and you go from going from a studio to actually having a one bedroom apartment. She's got the bedroom in the back. And then she's got the carpeted area in the front. There's little dog dish and some some water right little foyer for to hang up her jacket right exactly and you know what she does. She tries to break out of it again. Yeah so it had nothing to do with the damage money. I've spent on these fucking things now. No get don't cause beyond paying for reminding me of how much you spent on it. I freak out every fucking up and so now. She says she only did it that one time. She's fine she's got. It's like when we got this thing. Is You just? GotTa be practicing. He's just gotTa be in it. I wanted I wanted to be big enough. So she could ever a nice big comfy bed in there and clear basically has three stretches for yoga people. She has down dog and up dog and she has on and then she has the woman she lays on her side in all four legs straight out all right then she has the one where she stands up and does the. I'm a mad cat compression arch. Cat is back. My favorite one is when she sits down and she just puts her head to the sky. Go ooh that's my favorite one. She couldn't do that one and this one now she can do it in there and you would think we just took her from coach and put her in. First Class and she still acted like an ass because she does. This doesn't like to be confined. She doesn't like to be separate. You know how Cleo is. She's very attached to us so it's hard for her to just be away. I don't I don't she's not independent. She's dependent dog at all. I feel like he's needy killing. I feel like that father that just keeps spoiling. His daughter just keeps buying new shit. Comp- sheep's breaking everything. And no she's not going to be happy you know she'll be all right in there. I just went before I came in here. I just made her lie down in her bed and she did her little exhale and it's driving me nuts so that's fine. I wanted to talk to you about who the sound serious nano. I'm not even get into that. Yeah let me just think before I do that. I got to thank everybody for coming out to my shows. I don't know if you noticed near because I know you're out here just baking cookies doing your female stuff. Wow I just completed if you wonder why I look so tired yet satisfied. I just a whirlwind tour of the tri-state area Wednesday night. Two shows at Vinnie Brench Stress Factory in New Brunswick New Jersey. Charming then brand pretty break and your vinny Brennan Prussian many brands. You had the right sound but you couldn't come up with anything better. Like let me hear your Frank Sinatra. Hi I'm Frank Sinatra Luck. Be Lady Two nights ago as that led her out of my sites. Stick with me. Baby I'm the Fella you came in with lock lady tonight. You know what that songs about. Yes Bell what is it about? It's about a check and a dude and he wants to be want to have some recognition and am treating you good being stopped being a little. That's the metal hustle a metaphor for throwing dice dice. The most clearest isis the nickname for the dice. The ladies the ladies okay. I didn't know that I thought it was actually. I thought it was a metaphor for a woman. Toll thing is it's fucking both all right. Come on all right so it has to be has to be come on and blow on some other guys dice. Fucking love of clever they were by the time we got to my generation. Axl Rose like second bucket Shinhan unease and all those rappers fuck and they just really They just fucking. They went right down the pipe with it. Yeah that's what the gangster rap and guns and roses music that was like just like Nolan Ryan pitcher no action on the ball. Here comes the heat or see if you can hit right. Yeah you watch sports so anyways want to thank everybody who came out and I think I deserve a pat on the back that no point that I make fun of New Jersey for The amount of Bon Jovi tickets that they still continue to purchase hometown hero hometown here by giant stadium. Still that's unbelievable. What about Bruce? He does he's Jersey too. But he's worldwide that National International. The isn't John Jovi Jon Bon Jovi. I got confused Bon Jovi. He's not international. I mean I don't know I mean they love him like some somewhere. There's always the what's great about this business is they'll always be country that loves you. Yeah there always will be no matter. How big how small you want it to be huge in pry wanted to be America. All right if you're an American I guess but you know what's his face Hasselhoff huge in Germany. All Right Jerry. Lewis got his recognition in France. Much like the jazz players of your ilk right and by Ilk. I mean African American. You know what happens to me every every year during black history month? I'll ask this. This is what happens. There's always somebody some white person. It's just me and another Whitey right. And they always have to be like dude. What why why do they have like a month you know? Do we get a month. God Trona we don't get a month real even eleven mother fucker. That's right that's right. Tom Brokaw a month. Yes Oh yes. We definitely need like a month dedicated to the struggles of white people. Yeah yeah well you know what I WANNA eat on that white folks. You know what I want to organize and some shit. Maybe it'll happen for you Where the great white leaders campaigning. For All right there in the clan well tell me about some white struggles knee. I can't think of any of course you kid. Does that mean? There isn't any would want all those Irish Nice. All those Irish guys came off the boat. Let me explain to me you know. I want to talk about potato. I'll talk about the potato hearing about the suits in highschool to black people in my high school class in Atlanta Georgia. I'm GONNA kick you. Why did you move to the Whitey? Land land private because you went to a private school like walking to park and then he comes out. Yo I'm hard and shit look at my tattoos. He didn't go to private school. You went to an art school please. It's different guy. Had A two in the eighth grade and privileged did take ballet classes. He freely admits that look gets shot and can still give the camera the finger. I don't give a fuck about your background. Point about you. Know Slavery and all of those inevitably inevitably. There were some kid in class with regurgitating their grandparents and their parents. You know feeling like they're not getting enough you know. I don't know praise for White. People went through would about the potato famine a potato Sham Washington. Not the same as people being. I wasn't talking about that in the middle passage. It's not the same and I'll also point out. Sorry everybody thought this was gonNA ever said anything say well you know? I don't know if that's a completely equal Harrison also. It's not a who suffered more contests read them done. I was talking about the Irish came over around the civil war and they went to that. Little Ellis island out there. They they needed guys to fight in the Union Army. So the second they landed they say listen. You can sit here and get some venereal diseases smallpox or you can go fight for the Union army and half of them fucking signed up landed on Ellis Island signed up and then immediately was shot in the forehead by a fucking cannon down South Carolina. All right. I'm just saying everybody's got this ship. This fucked up is I was actually going to defend you and you so fucking said his sticking in the face of Whitey. Now now you've got me with my fucking backup. All right I just I just. I'm just saying it's funny because there's always somebody somebody was saying to me. This weekend I find is what can you just give them their month. I know get twenty nine days this could you just give them the fucking month you know would if they had a white entertainment television people wouldn't like that like white people really give a shit about bt. Jesus near what are you talking about? I don't know what we're trying to have fun here. Nobody nobody said that. What you're doing now is abby. Said why people are a okay in my book. You guys are great. I actually love. I get annoyed when when people get this. Two conversations white people bring up during the year that bugged me. One is wiser a black history month. Right which is the obvious. Question is if we didn't bring it up. You wouldn't necessarily out of out of being an asshole. It's just not what you focus on right. You know you're in your world. Yeah they you wouldn't think of it exactly so and then the other one is whenever the N. word subject comes up. We you guys say to each other all the time how how come so. Then we'll have. Why can't I say it and then I always go? Well why would you wanNA say was an wait? And then one time they did a documentary on that and then somebody in the documentary goes. I think white people are just mad because this is something that they can't do and that was the one where I almost took my flat screen at fucking jammed. It in the toilet flushed that whole shit. Okay as much as we don't understand black history month that whole fucking thing that oh I'm white therefore the government gives me a USA. Today in a bag of cash every morning. Yeah that ain't happening all right. That's one of those deals. I think a perfect example of white. There's a lot of white people out there eastbound and down. It's like even Eminem who is so seeped in hip hop culture and like completely accepted in hip hop culture. Because he's a great lyricist and rapper. He doesn't use the word so if Eminem is not using the word. What makes you think that like Joe? Baloney Sandwich can use that word who Joe Bologna. Jesus so anyways at once a year I have that conversation wants to fucking year. Who was somebody racist or not racist? You fucking listen then racist. They're doing what you're doing. Which is what looking out their own heads. That's what people do like. The world is from their couch all right and when it doesn't make sense to them they don't stop and go. Oh Hey wait a minute let me try and turn this around and look back at my couch. They don't fuck and do it and you know what neither do you with your little fucking rant about potatoes. I wasn't even talking about that was talking about these. You didn't know that you imagine that you fucking you're trying to flee their out of vegetables. Somebody said the funny shit about the potato famine. Hi everybody starved. Its you live on an island. Why don't you go fishing? You fucking Moron are you. What are we going to eat? I don't know have another drink. That's one of the things I never even thought of that but the thing is though it is. I mean as much as it's a fucking island I mean it's not the size of lake killings island. It's bigger than that so I guess you'd have to get on your little fucking bike. Because that's all they don't even have cars in Europe except for like the international bankers you know and then get the police escort. We going down the street. That's all you ever talked about when we go over there. You're like I want to hear that siren and it wasn't until I got to Sweden. They haven't yeah. It's so disappointing when you're in other countries and they just have the we like the regular one. Yeah my voice is a little shot from screaming. Usually do a better. Simon does that. What would you like me to do that? Come into the bedroom Shirley so anyways speaking of other things black this week Whitney Houston just out of curiosity is gonNA come out on. Dvd at any point on on like the greatest fucking funeral. The funeral is better than the grammys. It was it was pretty amazing. You really felt like you were won't because next show up and do something really weird screaming old white man. Thank God what was that about trying to out lady Gaga Lady Gaga people. Doing Weird Shit just for Weird Shit Sake. And it's not even art anymore. You Way Way Way too. They both fall off and then they have to do that. That the Duet Nikki Manashian Lady Gaga. Like when Jagger and David Bowie got together to sing dancing in the street and they were like Rhode Island Worcester South America. They started rubbing their asses together. I don't mean this in a homophobic way at all the gay thing ever I think we can all admit even gay people can admit that was extra extra fruity that that was the winning using funeral. It was it was like a real funeral. It wasn't like you know. The Michael Jackson Memorial obviously was sad and they had performers but it was more like star. Studded it was like the Kardashians all posing together holding programs and Shit. This one was like her. Dashes went to the winning the memorial. The wedding the funeral the Michael Jackson. Yeah it was. It was all kinds of celebrities. They're the highest taken in town. And then this one really felt like because they make like Michael Jackson like Laker Jersey. Like a one off Mitchell and ness was it like that. I don't know did he. Go out like Elvis winning just like completely exploited right into the fucking ground pretty much. Yeah yeah I need a cuckoo clock out of him yet Elvis Presley now when most wrongly criticized artists of all time. We'll get into that later. Any this is odds of white people stealing from black people we weren't we weren't really being right. I know Elvis was great but I feel like Oh star accepted history that he had the bullshit that he stole all that Shit from them. It's such a Crock shitting this while say it's a Crock Shit. Because he was black what he would be considered was he's he's carrying on the tradition but somebody white is into that music than what it is. Is You're stealing all right now. I'm not saying that the label didn't give those guys. You know the label. They probably didn't even pay Elvis. Forget about the fuck and artists who originally black artist. Who Originally wrote that Song? But I've been around long enough. Anini that I know that. Half those fucking people who saying that Elvis stole from them. They stole this shit from somebody else. You've listened to that fucking Music Blues Music. How many the turnarounds? Half the fuck lyrics like. Because if she won't I know her sister will. That lyric is in like fifty different song. How many of them were back door. Men I'm telling no I'm telling you and the end of the standup arena when I did that fucking circuit. There's there is some originality there but there's a lot of thievery going on so I would I would. I'm just saying Elvis is the original behind the music. He basically like he lived every fucking cliche before it was a cliche that thought he was bigger than life. And the guy's belly was full of fucking advil before they even had died on a fucking toilet. You know like for the younger than me. All right people still parade through his fucking house and have dumb conversations near his grave. There's a souvenir shop across the street. They've turned him from everything to a coup clock to a fucking SPATULA. That's personnel Yeah his fucking manager stole from him and everybody just says he's a piece of Shit. He's a fucking thief. I mean I thought he had respect for the music and he just did his thing. He liked the music. Do people think he was a piece of Shit? Other people. Michael Orlando people who bet your bottom. We'll say he's a piece of Shit like they sat down and listen to my awesome colored people down the street. They're doing this stuff I'm going to. I'm going to take any money right. You're talking about a guy who just flew around eight peanut butter and banana fucking sandwiches. Okay and came out with those stupid Batman bedazzled Gay Capes you know. Do you think he really had. It's fucking some broke kid from miss. He like he had the foresight to do all of that. Come on he got fucking raped. Declined his record behind. Yeah Yeah and then he takes the fall. He takes the fall. I'm just look I'm not saying that they didn't take that music and I'm not saying that those people didn't get fucked everybody gets fucked in the music business okay and they got stepped in. Was there. Racism Abso fucking Luke but to sit there and just literally look at Elvis like there was no talent. There is Horse. Shit all right. I always fucking people. They're black framed glasses and they'd go t's once a year trashing him and get sick always bill. Russell look-alikes have had it salt-and-pepper Afros leave the king alone. Pick up somebody else. What else. What do we got here? What did I want to talk about our job as black people to keep you down to Earth to make sure what happened all those years. It's not enough to keep reminding her of how evil you are to keep you in your place I I am. I'm an evil white man I I do. A lot of the white men share an angry white man but as a black people. No I know you're angry. It just kind of fell out of the sky. You say something actually. Somebody said something to me this weekend and I was like. I really wish Neil was here. She could hurt it and said like bill. There's been a change in. You know you seem like you let some stuff go you. I don't know you were laughing. You were talking to people after the shows and Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah and. I was like you know I can I? Can you please say that again with that? Same Level of conviction. Can I record this and then send this to the lovely NIA? She can quit breaking my balls over here. We got to the biggest fuck and fight this weekend. How could you do it? Bring it up? I didn't say that I wasn't going to bring it up. Yeah I've been making fun of Kobe's wife on the you guys will see it's my it's my clothes and I'm on the stage there. My clothes and bit the signature piece. I like to save my next special. What do you do you call me up and you mind fuck me like I'm being to me. I wasn't mind fucking you I was talking to you about. We've been talk like I said we've been talking about this subject for months. Ever since he's doing it on stage you know I'm GonNa you know spar and debate with you about it because on one hand. I feel we're right before I do a special diabolical I'M NOT SAYING DIABOLICAL THERE. I said I'm angry fucking psycho. Can you take one hit? Can you take one? Shot the liver. You have this way of like. Yeah you know that really funny part in your act. What's up with that? Well I don't mean to. I'm not trying to mind like you or mess with your career or Blah. Your you know your jokes people fucking love and what makes you so great but you now. I just talked about. I get it. Yeah he was. She was trying to suggest that well. Kobe was out there. Scoring six thousand points. A game and raping bitches got acquitted got acquitted raping bitches up in like five. Different guys semen in that girl. I really wasn't good luck. It really wasn't a good look inner panties what's not even Inter Inter even fucking hoes yourself down. She didn't even wash it's disgusting wasn't a good luck. Yeah right yeah so. She was sitting there trying to suggest that that his wife is lay was at home holding down the Fort. Raising the children. Yeah her on her hands and knees. Scrubbing the kitchen floor with a tooth was added. Give me a fucking said. They're big move every day was which mall am I going to? That was her job is to take care of the kids and all that stuff. Her job was to watch a guarantee you. Her job was to watch the nanny. Watch the KIDS IT SMELLS VICKY. Take care of it. She's totally in shape me. I know yeah she was like. That's not a month supermodel. That's not a month. Okay your mom and you have multiple kids okay. I see that joke my my mom. She she never did drugs in her. Life doesn't remember her thirties. That's a month right. Yeah it's just a fucking blur you mean. It's not being like not having like a six pack after three kids on vacation girlfriends knowing. What the hottest shoes out there are doing? Is that not possible but I? I can't. I can't do that now. Ma What do you mean no? I'm not having some stranger. Raise our hypothetical kids. Don't WanNA strange raising them. Either but I fully intend on Mike looking like the hop. I was when you met me. Oh absolutely oh you will stay in shape how. I'll fucking build a bedroom out in the garage. Free TO SLEEP IN. That is that is for you buddy. And that's exactly what you should say. It is completely fucking unacceptable to be like while I'm married to him now or I'm married her on either side. And then just let yourself go and have that big Pelican neck and then he guesses sit there in order to lead the lady's got the guys with the big beer guts and you try to keep your thirty two inch waist. Keep pushing your fucking James Down. You know you got that giant like your shirts pushed out so far. You're starting to see the skin in your belly right when your belly button is facing the floor like a Bombardier looking for targets and Dresden. When you know you'RE GONNA fucking lose some Goddamn wait so anyways what I was trying to tell you. I wish you came out. We did one of the stops on the whirlwind tour of the East Coast was We did the theater at Westbury In Long Island and it was in the round and I thought before the eye open for Dane at Madison Square Garden around sitting. Here the places going fucking nuts and I was going like and you know Danes just fucking you know sitting there you know. Eat celery sticks like not even nervous. I'm like dude. He's what's manigault. What the fuck and he just laughs and he goes eager just go. He was brilliant. He goes it's four theaters. He just broke it up because you facing this way. That's a theater you face that way. It's a theory just combined and But obviously you're not like turning in circles the whole time. How do you know when to turn around into? I can't explain it. It takes about six minutes to figure it out I guy and then when she then you start to you know there's a way you can cheat all the way to the side of one stage and have you back turned to them and then you're seeing three quarters of the crowd and then you just try to keep like a mental thought in your head you know. I haven't looked this way in a minute. Hey let's give let's give them one over here. It was fun. I was fucking around going. You know what's great about? This is if I start bombing over here. I can just fucked you guys. I wish I could've seen that known. It was awesome and it was. It was like built in the nineteen fifties so everyone from Frank Sinatra. Sammy Davis Junior. The doors yeah home when they still had keith. Moon I'll stand on stage fucking Keith. Moon was on the stage. Jim Morrison was on this date and when I was up there half way through it realized Howie Mandel on. I'm not one hundred percent positive of this. Did this stand up special. When I was a kid. That really stuck with me. His like his interaction with the crowd and his bits and how funny he was and he was silly but he was really good at using the F. Word he was really good at cursing and like he had a couple of classic ones. Like you know. He's really manic name name. What's your name asked you three times through shit like that. And he had the one where the down that special was the one where he was wearing the suspenders and he bent over doing some bit. In on the back they came off at Lily went up in the air and landed on top of his curly hair and the whole crowd laugh and he stopped. He says wait a minute he goes. What the fuck just happened. And the place went crazy and like he was fucking destroying and I don't just years later all of a sudden you. There was one of the coolest nights I mean. That's right up there with with. GimMe Carnegie was Carnegie with that one. Was I love that Shit? Just like onto an old Sports Stadium you know what I mean. That's where the red sox choked you know. All the old stadium was with a red sock showcase all the new ones better except for last year with their fucking chicken and beer. Goddamn you could've played for the red sox. Last year in September he'll get hammered eating chicken wings and Shit not being racist analysis black history month. I didn't really mean it that way. Well anytime you bring up chicken around a black person like it gets so fucking weird like we'd all don't eat it. I don't get that. We went to frank pep as pizza. Was Frank Pepe fucking insane so it really is. Because you've got going on and on about this place supposed to be the best best. What I earn America America and they really lived up to the hype. Okay it was insane in one of the ones that we got was just one that had clammed Clermont. Yeah which I would have thought was disgusting. When the signature wants it was fucking delicious. Next time I go there I would definitely get their classic playing like they don't have a sauce. They fly in like an organic Tomatoes from Italy and they just crush it on the top of it and put it near. It's insane it's the thinnest goddamn crust. Then there's another place down the street. And that's the one that allegedly Sinatra used to order from so. I don't know so it was sick. It was like this little strip in new haven called Frank. Pep AS P P APOSTROPHE S. If you're ever driving down in New York or just live anywhere near there you gotta check it out. I would definitely suggest go in there like we did on a Wednesday afternoon or Thursday afternoon. Because there's nobody there because on the weekends it looks like Bon. Jovi's playing there in Jersey. Speaking of which. I gotta get to some sort of advertising here I was called you CLEO. Wow all right. Let's start with a game dot com. Everybody do you play video games? Sure we all do. Game flies the video rental system. 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I guarantee anybody's ever taken a puck to the foot is GONNA is GonNa wear them unless a macho moron in take one more hit and they'll be all right. You know what I think. I'm GonNa wear those all right. Let's get back to the comedy what I WanNa talk about. Oh here's something to bought any. Acdc fans out there. This is gonNA sound like a back to back commercial. But this isn't Mark Evans the original Bass player for AC DC. I've been listening to people you were about two years old and I always wondered like what happened. The first guy that's always been like the first bass player and that's always been like my question. Whenever I watched behind the music you see some huge band and it'll just be like you know look terrorist had a baby and decided to quit the band you know. And that's when Jimmy page joint and I always used to think what the fuck ever happened that other guy and actually wrote a movie script about it and I couldn't make it funny enough and then years later that dude with the part down. The middle did a movie that was essentially what. I was trying to write. I you still with me on the PODCAST. You reading the books anyway. Mark Evans what Mark Evans the original Bass player for for. Acdc wrote a book called dirty. Deeds it's already in paperback. I know it's been out probably since the beginning of last year tearing through this book it's a whole new perspective on the band and it's also like as he's really honest and he kinda shows like there's a couple. I don't WanNa ruin the book with a couple of things. He writes he goes. Yeah no no two people who are in bands. I'll just say one thing that he said if you have a bad show and you're having the band meeting right after this show a good thing. Don't be the first guy in the band to leave because the finger pointing going to start. And if you're out there to defend yourself it's GonNa it's GonNa come onto you but like he has a couple chapters in their NIA. If I can just get you to look at me at this point that Bon Scott bronchoscope room. Yeah what I love about that. That's the exact same. Sorta dirtbag Shit that you do on facebook in my space. But it didn't exist back then so you actually had to sit down and write a letter. He's like send me a photo. One of those polaroid cameras polaroid friend. They can't wait for the mckean pay per preferably less. Wait for the three three minute kiss. Then how about a three hour fuck right? They have. That doesn't sell the book it's called. It's called dirty deeds. And if somebody knows Mark Evans if I ever go a Melbourne and wherever the hell he's living at I gotta I GOTTA. I got some free tickets for him without a doubt. I was put that out there. I put put it out there for Rick Flair. I'm one of these times. One of these legends is going to show up. But I'm all the way up to the chapter where he's about ready to get fired and I actually read a little bit of it and it's absolutely like you just like these guys are like really describes like the power of ACDC when he talks about like they used to start their set with that song livewire in how like he would just be playing the baseline and then Malcolm would start playing the guitar. And then when Phil and Angus kicked in like they would just blow the roof place in front of like like twenty people and when you really into a band like that's the big thing like Oh my God. I wish I saw them. Before they hit and he describes that period in the book like from a guy being like as far as I know Angus Malcolm none of them have ever read a book written a book so to finally hear a guy talk about. What is it? Like when you're when you're in that band and it just fucking lifts off like that? He said like their record label guy when he first saw when they went to London when when Angus and Phil Rudd kicked in during that song like his fucking jaw was on the ground. Like Oh my God this is going to be. These guys are GonNa be fucking huge and I remember talking to somebody who worked for Aerosmith and when. Acdc opened up from like Joe. Perry was going nuts watching him and he was hitting Stephen. Go Watch because actually the second or third and he's GonNa do you call it the frying the Bacon thing we saw. He said he lays on the ground. With what kills. He doesn't miss a note. And like I guess Joe Perry was like freaking out and was just saying these guys are GonNa be fucking huge and they got that new. Dvd out that. I've been talking about that. Jim Breuer was telling me about going and I was like yeah. I'M GONNA WATCH JIM goes. No you have to come over my fucking house surround sound and you have to sit there in the dark and you have to watch. This shit's so great. Yeah he's a he's got a new he's got a new ninety minutes. Set does not curse once in other hills as hard as he's ever killed. Yeah like I can't even describe key when we were on the Antisocial Network tour together lash last year it was really. It was really inspiring. I mean I'm always gonNA stick to my filthy guns. It's just who I am but I have unbelievable amount of respect for the fact that he that he's doing that 'cause I'm like that guy is he's going to have that. This second wave of Jim brewers the shit on top of the original waves. And He. He's GonNa he's GonNa go to a whole `nother You can go to Buffalo Sabres game. And they're going to be. Also you know high hyping. The upcoming Jim Breuer show. That's my prediction. All right and with that. Let's get to the letters for this week last week. I was bitching about Valentine's Day. You know I always tease you about how we go out to celebrate our relationship except I pay by the way. How how. How much was it going out? On the twelfth. It was great it was nice quiet. Yup Romantic there was none of the hype. We went a really nice place. Goliath wasn't actually cheap. But I I can't imagine what that would have thought we would have been standing outside glitter dress looking at the other girls and their glitter dresses going to you like glitter drives her. I should have got mine in. Poofy shoo shoo colors so anyways. So I've been bitching about the ladies on this thing right. Like what are you guys do? And they're talking about this stake in a blowjob day. Yes yes yes all right now I. I'll tell you when you're in heaven when not only can they can't say when when they're when they're proficient in both of those categories because there's a lot of people out there they're going to say all right stake in a blowjob day and one of them is going to be up to snuff and there is. There is a prevailing attitude amongst women that they are just automatically good in bed because they're there and there's the prevailing attitude that men don't know what's going on we don't know what's going where anything is just happy to be. It's a privilege which is why this lady says the Valentine's Day this is from a lady she said. Hey Bill I heard what you were saying about Women Valentine's Day and I we don't buy our men gifts and we expect a whole day to be about us. Well here's what I did for my husband by the way honestly not trying to sell you. Anything he goes she goes. I bought him the Liberator Wedge Ramp Combo set. What's that you might ask about this from the Anthonys show they refer to it as a bedroom as bedroom adventure gear? It's a set of cushions designed to help you achieve more positions sex as well as deeper penetration so no we didn't go out to dinner. No stupid cards were exchanged. We simply stayed home and fucked all night saying shock on that you do. I love you bill. Go Fuck yourself this Cara. Yeah but you know what's funny about that s? She's patting himself on the back. She bought something for herself. It's for both of the No. It isn't what do you mean it isn't it isn't going to do with it without him. I don't need deeper penetration. That's for you that is wealthy again. That's that's the difference. What is the difference? She know the. I'm not saying that that guys don't satisfy their women properly. That Dick isn't big enough. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about how she's Pat yourself on the back like she went out and bought this guy the NFL package for next season like she actually went out and bought something for him. She didn't at the very least she bought something for them. But the real thing about that. That's for the woman so he can headed at that angle that you liked so he can hit you spot so he can get in there. Deeper got guys. You don't appreciate that. I'm not saying I don't appreciate it and I'm not saying it's not a great invention but what I'm saying is she's acting as though like this was some sort of a sacrifice that she basically bought him something that would get her better. Dick and she's patting herself on the back for fucking ridiculous. I think it's clever. It is clever because she's acting as though she did something but she didn't see this is this is the thing about that. Is the genius of women. Is You guys act? Like sex. Doesn't feel good for you to you. Act like guys allowing us to have sex with you like you don't want it and like this. It's like you like waxing a floor and it's just a big fucking pain in the ass you know. She got something that that is like celebratory of their relationship as opposed to like the typical dinner. It's like it's about our intimacy. It's about our connection. So why don't we get something that will enhance that? Yeah but this is the thing I gotta go out and buy. You'd like some necklace. How do I get to wear it? I gotTa take you out to dinner celebrate and I pay for the whole fucking thing. It's all about the guy going out spending money on you getting you shit that you want. And that's the pressures for the guy to show his love. Also get to. You Know White Guy who can dunk a basketball all right. Let's stop talking about the exceptions. I'm talking about the fucking rule here right okay. You know what I'm saying. Yes I do okay all right all right fine there we go the tap and out can tap it out. Why why? Why Do Women Act like sex? Doesn't feel good. Why what did you guys talk into the MIC farm? Not like that so I don't know I couldn't tell you you don't have any insight. I can't keep this going all right. Let's keep going. I don't really know women that are like Oh God it's such a chore like maybe in the next year and I was making. It'll be complaining about that. I don't know but when I was making fun of Valentine's Day this weekend some girl in the crowd was going like you know what I said. What did you do for it? And she goes she. He got to hit this in points. Turn that's ridiculous. Yeah what can I show up and be like? Hey you get two sub this lady never this this is you never you never get to do that right. I don't know what it is playing out. This is what it is if guys could ever stop being such fucking sluts and giving it a well. That's why women women don't respect Dick is because it's so easy for them to get it if you'd stop giving it away if every guy would just start the day in fucking rub one out right. World would be a lot more peaceful at least until two in the afternoon by. Then you balls fill up again. Start getting competitive cubicle. Bigger than mine. I mean what I'm saying. It's just it's it's just one of those things that balances it out right. I can choke slam you on the floor and you could cut off the sex and that balances up but it's illegal for me to hit you but for some reason it's not illegal to cut off the sex and that right there is what's known as the tipping point. That's how you lose your beautiful Jake's slap non relationship advice okay bill. I need your help. I've been making. How do you say that looks like Satan to Chinese American dish? Say Ten. Thanks to you know say that looks like Bonjour Bonne? Jor say ton I thought they say ten Vegan dishes from scratch for sometime now. It's called for Soy Flower. But I think that I might have an allergy to soy. I've been substituting chick PEA flour for awhile but the consistency is a little off. Any help would be great. Yeah why don't you just go with regular white flour that your body can't process nothing? Takes better than fucking real sugar white flour you know. Don't drink diet soda. Just drink less. Wait a minute first of all. This is more like a like a as a chef. Person could help them out with this. That's what's funny about this near you. Just totally I'm not a chef. I should probably tell them what to do with it. And I was on my way to say mood. Sorolla sticks here and you're like wait a minute but you don't know anything about this. Sorry help would be greatly appreciated. Lazy Gentlemen once again once again a female showing their comedy instincts. All Fuck Yo. I know it's a big tragedy too big tragedy. Hope people view women in comedy. And it's all guys fault. It has nothing to do with the thousands of horrific sets. Leave it alone come on near look? It doesn't look at empathy. Sometimes empathy helps sometimes. It doesn't help. I'm just talking about stand up and I think there's a bunch of hilarious people out there. Chelsea Peretti is one of my favorites. H Chelsea hilarious Chelsea Peretti one of my favorite bits last five years when she said she was she was a fat Guy Comedian. I asked her about about the other day. Said they edited out of her special which sucks. Because that's what editors do like. What makes this awesome remove it? I'm just saying if somebody said white guys can't dance. Am I really going to get mad at that time? I really not going to honestly look at myself and admit that I'm part of the problem then. I'm not one of those people you know if I ever wanted to become a better dancer. Just let that roll around your head without laughing right ever wanted to be a better dancer. Near what would what would make me a better dancer to go out and fuck and learn how to do it and do the work or for them to lower the fucking standards. Yeah yeah lower the standards of whole yourself up by your fucking bootstraps Reagan. Bring it on. No I'm not saying that they don't get fucked and that there's not it's not unfair but like whole straight across the board thing where people think that they're ready to be on shit that they're not ready to like really. You'RE THE NEXT ONE IN LINE. You know all right. Whatever from Argentina now. The one from Argentina Argentine is a great is a great country men. What this is. What happens when people right in a second language? But I can't get shit here. You will find the reason why the crowd was so incredible facing a link. The reason is that Argentinians in general are soccer fans but insanely fan not funny. I don't know I can't even read this register redesign an accent soccer fan. Sex Desire or performance is directly proportionate to their correspondent team performance league. Also if your team loses you don't even WanNa fuck or do you hate. Fuck your woman and blame the loss on her. It's crazy but it's true. In the video you will see the entrance of the team to the field. Each Sunday majority the majority of the Argentinian teams. Have an entrance like that because people are fucked up in an. I can't even read this podcast. You mentioned where you find a good steak steak spelt like I WANNA kill Fuckin- vampire here in Argentina. We have the best meat in the world. It's insane the quality. I've had the possibility to travel to many countries and I've never taste better. Meet than here is like the cheese for the French or the tacos for the Mexicans. I guess that you imagine art Argentina like if we live in the sand hunting for food like National Geographic. No I don't you can't now. I don't see that works both ways. They always say Americans are ignorant. You know what I mean you guys are your whole fucking idea of us is ignorant is ignorant of us like first of all like you guys are fucking brilliant like I'm going to go down to Argentina and everybody's going to be looking through a telescope and is going to be proficient in like calculus. Give me a fucking break. You just like me all right. You're trying to get a sandwich trying to get laid. You want the fuck. I'm doing all right. I'm done reading this. I get it you guys are fucking awesome fans and I would like to go down there. I would like to learn your language and I would like to have you fucking Kobe beef. Okay they do those those Argentinian restaurants other ones over they keep bringing racks and racks and racks of meat. Yeah I don't like Shut Char. I don't know what the word I first of all I ever feel worthy of eating like that like I just conquered some cash like you're a king. Yeah Yeah I don't like that's one of those things they bring around all the meat and it's just like you know. Bobbie used to go up to that one right up the street. Yeah and they absolutely loved it. I've never been any of those restaurants. Yeah I was never into that That style why I don't know I would just rather just have like the one steak. Yeah I eat too much when I go there. The guy comes up. It's like the three musketeers. And they come up roast beef ham and fucking something else. I will have all of that. Bring on the winches. All right blasted a girl in the face and self defense need advice all right. Well let's see if this was self defense G. O. J. J. J. We go. Hey Bill I need your help. Punch my best punch people. Can you proof? Read Your Shit. Hey Bill I need your help punch. Best Friend's girl. I have passed six months. Is this another guy from Argentina? This better be a second fucking language. People are you. I've actually found someone dumber than I am. I have passed six months for the past six months. I've lived with my three best friends until one of them decided to move move their girlfriend who was used to. Mommy and Daddy. Who's used to Mommy Daddy? Buying her ship in with us. All right Syria an attitude towards earth. That isn't good at first. I was okay with it because it was less money. Okay so basically. He's living in this flat and one of the guys brought the girl in the first. He didn't mind because it was. It was cheaper but after two weeks. She showed a true color. She acted like a bitch that traded periods with blue whale. This is definitely a second language from Borat. She complains that the food we bought was too cheap or the Living Room. Furniture was too cheap and tacky looking That was not the worst her and her best friend argued nonstop from morning tonight or would have allowed drunk makeup sex. That's her in the boyfriend The most horrible thing she would do was if one of her roommates would tell her about herself. She would tell or best friend in that hotel or something about what? The fuck is with these emails this week anyways. So this girl's annoying him he puts up with until the Super Bowl night. My condolences by the way. Thank you go. Fuck yourself if you not serious every everyone had left the place because there was a campus party and I did not want to go This is the problem happened about a half. `Bout at halftime show. The girlfriend walks in Shit House with above four for France. This is an American rightness. I stand corrected. We are stupid. They sit in the den with me being loud as shit. Then they all start singing along to Madonna during the halftime show. I just WANNA take a bottle jammed in my years. Just before the second half is start I inform them that I want that if they want to stay the after. Shut the fuck up. The girl makes a racial comment Towards you I'm assuming I call her a whoring count next thing I know she is on punching me. I push her off but she sinks her Mr Ed Teeth in my fucking arm and won't let go so I had no choice but to blaster in the face. Her friends pick her up and carry two or to a room and she's knocked out cold guy really you got you got all of that did you. Did you push your way with the forearm that she had the teeth in and then bring her immediately back to your body as you drew your fist back. And why is that how it went down because that's Ticor does if she's biting you I'm anyways. Well I rush to the ER to get eight stitches in my arms. Jesus Christ that's amazing to be able to do that with human teeth. See this yeah. This is brutal flash forward two weeks. Nobody in the House will talk to me then when I get off work. Everybody's sitting Living Room with college counseling intervention style. They tell me. My girlfriend is scared for her life. And I need to go to anger management or I have to move. I look at my friends who know me all my life that I would never hit anybody even a woman unless I had to disbelief so bill should I go to anger management to appease them or just ignore her. Because I'm sure as hell moving out of the house. Thanks just move out to just move up. It's it's it's not. It's not worth it and chances. Are Everybody all the other roommates. Now this girl's a psycho too. But she's such a psycho that they're afraid to say look what somebody's biting you to the point that you have to get stitches. I mean what are you supposed to do now? They'd hearts? We stopped talking through. Women's should not Hitman. Because it's not it's not a fair to them if they hit you back to get upset. You shouldn't you shouldn't be doing that. This is by the way this is all everything he said was true. Did say something racial. Yeah so if everything you're saying is true I would just I would just move out. Yeah just just get away. It's a it's a bad situation. Walkaway be glad that she didn't fucking call the COPS. You always got to get the last. It could have been worse. Just just move out. Move out quietly. Don't have any contact with that guy and his girlfriend anymore. Don't hang out with them if they're going to be if everyone's hanging out and they're going to be there. Don't go just don't whether you annoy me with this. You know to know this is if it went down the way this guy said it went down. This girl got what she deserved. And someone like this. The last thing they can never handle in life is when they get something that deserve Sir Right now. So what she has to do is she has to get another the final blow. You know. I'm GonNa get you in trouble. I'm GonNa tell on you. I'm GonNa Anger Management and you don't have to go through the pain in the ass of having to move and then she's going to sit there all county as he moves out like doing that shit and it's making me. WanNa hit her because it could have been worse because if she had gotten you arrested that the whole thing is a good one should've kicked my neighbors ass. Yes generally speaking Oregon. Hey Bill that's East Coast Oak? That's why people bitch with podcast. I need some advice on what to do about the guy. This guy lives in a few houses down from me. I'm a third year college student and I live at home. My parents moved to go live in the state above mine. You mean north and I currently reside alone while they are trying to sell the house a few months ago I was driving home coming back from Jim and while I was driving in my neighborhood I saw this guy step in the middle of the road about twenty yards from my car. He was yelling at me but I couldn't hear what he was saying. I slowed down. Stopped my car right in front of him and he came to my window and told me to get out. I was totally confused and thought I'd run over. I ran over his cat or something. Also I think just moved in because I never seen the dude in my life so I roll down the window or Nasr. What did you say he goes? I'm going to kick your fucking ask it out of the car guys probably in his forties and has to be around five ten. That is this me. Fifty pounds us not me. I'm twenty one. Six three two hundred I do cross fit and I wrestle occasionally at another gym I go to so I get out of the car and I'm standing there trying to figure out what the Hell is going on. The Guy starts moving towards me so I take the initiative and take a step towards him. We ended up being an inch from each other. And he's trying to do some Alpha male ship by just staring at me but I have the height advantage so I'm looking down at him. At least ten seconds go by before the guy goes. How fast do you? You were going back there. I Say I duNno probably around thirty the speed limit. My neighborhood is twenty and I know I wasn't going that much over. Then he goes. I'M NOT GONNA have my children playing in the yard if I know assholes like you are driving like that in the neighborhood after. He said that I saw his wife and son were a little off to the side of the road. Once the word asshole left his mouth. I was fucking pissed. I wanted to just tackle the Dick and put him to sleep in front of his and kid to teach them a lesson what I proceed out and just apologize to him and said that I was really sully. Sorry and it wouldn't happen again. The guy then gives me a fucking little SMIRK and turns around and says while walking away with his back turned it better. Not or you know what will happen. yeah yeah. He definitely should've kicked his ass kicked his ass. Yeah what do you realize? What a good do you realize what this kid did. He such a fucking gentleman. He could've kicked a fucking shit on this guy. He saw his wife and Kid. There would have been emasculating. Dad Is Superman. He sits there. It's that little smark. Yeah that fucking smart. I bet that constables from work. Yeah Betty sorry. That's the first time I had to walk away. You fucking count. Yeah he should've kicked that guy's ass but it's a good. I know that you didn't do it. But because this is the person as they say but he definitely has a common rights that Shit I wanted to explode I mean the guy totally disrespect me so I get in my car and drive off and the story wrong. I couldn't get this fucking guy out of my head. I I can't get out of my head. I'm GonNa Actually fantasize that I was there and he did that what I would WANNA do. I've already fucking do. I wait till he was alone. Don't do this shit. Don't do this but I know what you just WanNa get. Get The guy alone and be like. Hey what are you gonNA do? Now what are you GonNa do now? Just get right in his fuck and grill an avid backed down. Or I almost to say guy. Say listen man just call them over to the car and just say listen. I just wanted you to know the other day that I wanted to. I could have fucking stuffed you in my trunk tied you up like a fucking pressel and ass rate you in front of your fucking wife but I chose not to okay. Because I didn't want your son to know what a little fucking against say it. Let's see he has for. That wouldn't have been homophobic either. I wouldn't be me talking about gay people at such a fucking pussy move. Yeah and if for some reason but but I'm putting no then that's what you say. Maybe do like Columbo to say listen. I gotta ask you something. 'cause I'm six foot three I cross fit I wrestle. Okay and just looking at you. I know I could tie into a pretzel. I know it could do it if I wanted to. Put the confidence you had. I just want to know what is your background. You know because you know. I'm a real competitive guy you know. If you've got some sort of martial arts training you know I would love to. Have you come down to the gym sometime when you wife and kid aren't there so I don't have to feel guilty when I you up close both your is this one and his friend over here say I read it? I know because what's happening now. This is what happens when you do the right thing in life. Okay when you know. He eats away. You HAVE TO MAKE PEACE. You have to make peace and you and you gotTa tell yourself the live at someday. This guy's GonNa get his and you know what he doesn't guys like this don't get. There's that's mark. This kicked kid really painted a fucking picture. I can just driving me nuts. He Goes. I couldn't get this guy in my head a week went by and I was still thinking about that astle too. I would think about this twenty years from now two weeks later I was driving home from school and I see the guy rolling his garbage can out to the curb. I slow down to fucking under twenty and I know this because I looked at my top speedometer. I pretend to stare the guy down so I look at him and he looks at me and Yell slowed out. Wow now when he said that I am fucking raging. I wanted to stop my car and do some ground and pound on his face. Yeah this kid knows what he's doing. This isn't wrestling with kids doing shit but did I know I just drove off the next day. I talked to my friend about it about what had happened. And he said that this guy said the same shit to him if he said he would put him on his ass I know. Do you know what I would have done. He told me that if he says he's GonNa kick your ass than that's a threat so you can defend yourself. Don't listen to you dumb friend. He saying you get arrested so a few months pass and I'm still thinking about this asshole. Every time I drive by his house fast forward to yesterday and I'm I'm biking in my neighborhood. Let's do an Ihop and I hear a honk from behind me so I pull my bike over to the side of the road and it's none other than the same dude in his Ford. F One fifty driving along a looks at me and gives me the middle fucking finger. Wow now granted. I was in the middle of the road and didn't hear the guy coming because I was listening to music but still the middle finger so I bike home. Take a shower and try to convince myself to walk over to house and confront him but after a couple minutes of pacing. I just decided to wait it out until the ASTLE does one more thing. I mean I don't WanNa get arrested so my question is what the hell should I do? I mean every time I drive by this guy's house now I want fucking veer off the road and ran my current to middle of his living room. Any advice would be good. All of my friends think I should go over there but I want a second opinion you can't do anything to this guy unless he puts his hands on unless he puts his hands on ulysses. Just one of these things but you can do to him. What he's doing to you. This guy has an insane temper so You know I'm not advocating legally so you don't do this but like I don't know what next time you know if you see him out in the yard or something. This is what you do. I have a great idea. Do you have any friends who are really good mechanically Why don't you take credit card out? Go down to the fucking auto store or go online and buy like one of those fucking train horns and have it installed in your car and next time you drive down the street just be sort of zigzagging down the street just to get this guy to be fucking you know getting all like fucking the second you start screaming you lay on. That fucking Horn is loud as humanly possible in your blow out his eardrums. That's what would but then again then known Douche like this he would say that I have permanent hearing damage. You know what I think he should do. Maybe because I'm a female and I'm all about cycle revenge warfare. Which should you what should you do? I think when the husband is not home. I don't know how if he knows the schedule. Whatever he needs to go over there when the wife is at home and be like listen. You know I'm so sorry about the time I was speeding. I really you know but your your husband seems really upset. I'm really not trying to be like that. I would never do anything like that and women I oh no no no because she knows her husband is a psycho she could turn it around and be like yeah. You should do that either but I have a feeling. She's not like that and he can just go over and just make nice and be like the sweet kid. That's helping out at the French. And then but then I feel like maybe that would fuck with the husband. And he's like sitting there sipping tea with the wife and Oh look who came ought just wanted to apologize in person you know. I don't know who is the wife. They no no no he should fuck. You should fuck play with his kid in the backyard like the toss a football around him be more than happy to just start giving them the finger. Listen this is all you gotta do is just give him the finger give them the finger right back because this guy thinks you're a bitch right now so all you gotta do is just yell back to say you know. Just give them the finger yell back at him when he's in the driveway. I would like swerve at him. And then swerved back just fuck with the guy. He's just do that once because the next time. You might have like a video camera but I I just don't want any I don't get any you know. What if I was in that situation? You know what I would do. Yeah name morning quarterback look. I was in that situation with that. Other guy right at the last place we lived and I didn't fuck with him because he was an old guy. I just didn't fuck with them and find out he has dementia and Shit so I'm site. I never yelled at the guy you know what you do now would really diffuses angry guys like that are makes them. Even more angry is just laugh at them. Just keep laughing at them. Laugh Adam give them the finger and just keep calling them tough guy right tough guy anything anything you just keep calling them anything that is remotely all right there. Chuck Norris anyone say to this guy that will bait him into hitting you? This is a really fucked. This is a great question and I don't want to get in trouble if some shit coast so. You shouldn't do anything sir. Wink Wink Wink. This guy's such a Dick I I know I always say you know fucking with. Somebody's car is like a pussy. Move with this guy's such a Dick and he has such a own. My God dude. How many times? You've thought about throats just choke slamming. That guy ran into the hood of your car. Repeatedly his wife and son on Benji like apprentice on asks rape here. Nobody if you just said it really calmly you said a comedy was sort of a smile on your face. You come off like fucking maniac. Yeah that's true. If you scream at somebody you just sound like you're quoting Cogan or something right. Let me tell you something brother come into Saturday. I'm going to ask you All right overrated underrated underrated female friends. I just broke up with my with my lady my girlfriend. She was a great woman but she didn't live in my city and there was some other issues and it was not the right fit even though I was completely honest and open this girl once I knew it was over. I broke up with her the nicest way I could. Nevertheless it's hard to walk away from an otherwise great girlfriend. I totally felt guilty about it. When I mentioned this. Some of my guy friends they were like. Oh Cy abro bomber. Let's go get drinks. Which was Nice in? Its own way but women with in my life immediately looked in on me and showered me with the degree of validation support and encouragement without ever questioning my decision. Yeah I would think at one of them would at least give you a handy. I was their friend so whatever I did was right and I was automatically an awesome person. It was a little orientation because I felt like they were. They weren't really looking at any of the circumstances of the logic behind my decision but it felt really good while that guy just generally likes the company females. I thought it was GONNA come around. And then they felt bad for me and one of them blew me. You need female friends man all right overrated female friends. I I don't know what it is about females that that they are programmed to behave in a way that that grants their friends blanket validations without question or hesitation scarlet loyalty. But come on you guys. You guys have loyalty in certain areas. Come on but why. Well I know a lot of women who say. I don't have any female friends. I can't hang out with women that you petty and Blah Blah Blah but. I don't know any guys who go. I don't have any guy friends. I find them to petty the childish. Yada Yada Yada. I know guys that are like that. They don't they prefer hanging out with girls because they WANNA fuck him no because they like talking about stuff and whatever and like doing activities just WanNa you know I. I've I've heard this from straight man. Who Do you know like that? I know a straight guy like that like all. His friends are chicks and they kind of do that whole blanket. Oh everything you do is awesome. I can't believe that person broke up with you so sad. Let me take care of you. Oh He's a Momma's boy. I talked about a guy guys. Say He's a guy's guy. Oh we isn't no. I would say that he is guys guys. Don't just hang out with women. They maybe he's on a guy's guy he's definitely like a masculine guy. You wouldn't take him for. I'm not saying he's gay. I'm just saying he's like a mama's boy grew up around. Women may be probably doesn't like wouldn't probably doesn't like ball breaking probably finds that childish. Yes actually exactly okay. He's not good at it always loses and then he gets he gets mad and his ears turn red and everybody makes fun of them on the playground. Let me go hang out with you. Know all these women who replaced my mommy. Let me guess does he? Liked to cook too But if this is what I know this guy all right but if this is what their support network looks like. I'm getting back to this thing it. All of a sudden made a lot more sense to me that this is how girls rationalized and perpetuate horrific decisions that make no rational sense. Find a nickel for every time. I was a victim of chick logic. I would have a huge goddamn pile of Nichols on the other hand. I would make a lot more terrible decisions to if every time I made one of my group of if every time I made one everyone in my group of friends validated me. Thank you to my guy friends for calling me out on my bullshit. So let's say as a guy sees He sees both sides lead with sympathy rather than well. What what was your part in this whole thing? We've definitely don't you end with with Shit? Talk Talk when they leave the room. Hey I realize I have a couple more reads. I have to Amazon. Dot Com has been a great thing. I don't know if you heard about this if you're GonNa go to you do it too if you're going to go to Amazon DOT COM. That's saying you have to near. There's no pressure this is the low pressure sale. But if you're if you'RE GONNA go there and buy some stuff a- just go to bill. Burr DOT COM. Click on the podcast page and you click on the Little Amazon link. I've already done it you've already done. I have and it's easy and you can do it to you. 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Don't take any shit and that guy the dude there with the psycho neighbor. I'm telling you just shake your head. Just laugh at them. Nothing good is GonNa come from actually doing something to that guy. I don't think you'll get any satisfaction if you figure out what is insurance deductible is you. Keep doing damage to his truck. That's just under it. I really don't think that you'll get any satisfaction on someday. You'll feel guilty if you do something like that all right. That is the Wing no don't do that. I think I think I think you go mental on this guy. You can't go physical. That's what I would just drive by and I would put the car in neutral you glide by just beeping the Horn. Love Your Truck. You put on weight. I look adorable I would be the most. That's what I would do. I would be absolutely obnoxious. 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The Day Gandhi Celebrated 2 Years

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Labor Day again, call one eight hundred B.. Y. D. E. L. L. to take advantage of unprecedented liberty tech deals. Portions of program prerecorded. Can I say something? You got to hear this. This is hilarious. Go to the show. Talk. Every morning I just laughed in. The morning show well that we survived all the way to Thursday. The question is, can we survivor Thursday? That's my question? I can Daniel. Gandhi how producers Salmon Zuma? She is signed on you high producers, Sam. Good Morning Okay we'll get to her high Scott scary this hello froggy. Hello there Duran. Daniel. Final hit my zoom room on I don't know WHO's here. I don't know who's in their seats and ready for class. Anyway, we're straight nate right here elvis all boil. This did anyway we have guests today. I. Do believe. and. If I'm not mistaken I, believe Max is going to be on with some new music. Later we love math yes I. Did you guys have a chance since I was running late to vote on a first song of the day? Scare. Pickdad just kind of. Guys you know better than that. Could happen here is an elementary. Oh No, of course. What is it? Twenty? Four Golden The song you finally got one right. Let me get together. While you always in mood. Try to play. Play by rules everything. View is in. Pool. Do. Tash, Song was feeling bad I am not. As Hudson. Part of it. Now We? Play Games. ovoid. Cash. We've been. Do. Play. Play. By your rules. Interview. Play. Very. Biggest Week. Buddy. Show Knew. Rules. Everything. Clare. Honey. Figured scary good song like that. Very good scary. Thank you. Hey. As we roll into the day we've got things to do. We've got caves to explore who wants to be a spelunker today anyone. Goes punking Yes froggy got a cave ready to spoke. Yeah I'm ready. Let's go I've never done it before, but I'll be a first timer. All right. No gynecologist jokes please thank you. Anyway as we get rolling into the day, we've got three things you need to know from gone the other way the horse ready to go I do have a first caller of the day Jack. Who might be Chris Chris Online bree okay. Maybe work for it hey. Chris. Hey, how you guys doing we're doing okay. Line three. You know what that tells me. You called us we didn't call you. Oh absolutely. I've been calling for over five years. I'm so happy to finally get through. Weird, you can ask as nate who's on the phone every day. There are so many mornings when the phones aren't even ringing. Yeah. Those could have been your days. Hey. So Chris tells your story. What's your headline? A I work at a plant producing beep across the country for all the Americans of. We've been going. We've been going strong since the pandemic started and It's nice to be able to American males every day Oh my mouth loves your meat. Yup I. Should ask Chris about the meat trailer I'll tell me Mike. What's the meat trader Chris. Wall it's not as exciting as it sounds. It's just pretty much a special way for the employees to get discounted prices on on be for our own families. Okay. Well. That's good. Name was. I just thought you might be interested in something called meet trailer. because. One of the the truth is if you and your and your co workers are working your butts off every day to bring meet to America the least they could do is give you a good price on your own for your family I. Get it. I get. It. It's definitely a good to have in the upper. Sure. An informal poll around the room froggy. Did you have meet last night? I did YEP. Okay, elaborate I did take him last night big old nice piece of chicken. We'll wait a minute. Do you guys do chicken or beef? We actually we do believe we actually we have plants that do like I told, Nate we we do salt for the road salt for the winters we do. TURKEYS DUPLEX I mean, we do a little bit of everything. Doing pigs scary. What did you have? Had Poor. Daniel did you meet less than I? Did I had chicken last night? Okay. Okay. What about these chicken meat though I'm I was told ME. Gandhi. Gandhi didn't have meat last night I. did not I had pioneer though I thought if you the whole time Oh, I love the earth. We should get someone from the pioneer trader to call up. Hey, what about you producers saying? Do you have meet last night? I did make chicken for William but no I did not use any myself. What about you? Straight I had fish Elvis. Am I the only one that had a big old chunk of meat beep I got to take. A fillet it was fabulous. We'll let Chris, we've devoted thirty minutes to meet in been a lot of fun. You our first caller of the day I'm glad you listened to us. We got to send you some Elvis Duran morning show scrubs from Hackensack Meridian. They're on their way and you'd be safe today. Okay. Thank you very much guys I'll. That'd be all. Love you more hold on hold on one second I. Love hearing from the meet people. meet. All right. Let's get into your horoscopes producers, Sam who doing them with. I'd love to do with Gandhi. All right. If you're celebrating today you celebrate with Flo Rida Happy Birthday Kaffir corn do not be so quick to point the finger at someone else for a particular problem the truth will always emerge your day is an eight Aquarius if you're unsure how to fix the problem seek out the answers. From those closest to you, your as a nine Pisces look too far into your past for the answers to a particular situation you're currently finding yourself in your day is an eight aries take pride in your current decision making and smile up you've been able to accomplish by yourself. You're days attend Torres did not be so quick to turn off potential opportunities that seem too good to be true they could be. Rewarding to you your days nine Gemini set some time aside to finish DIY project you've been putting off it'll be just the thing to stimulate your creativity. Your days in eight cancer life may feel stagnant. So start up a conversation with someone who you've lost contact with or freshen up your perspectives your days seven Leo indulge yourself in life's greatest pleasure is but be sure not to Overdo it. All good. Things come with a price your days a seven virgo someone close to you need your advice to let them know you have your. You have their best interest at heart your days nine libra research potential plans for a business venture or new career. Your mind is active and Anita Change your days eight Scorpio you're warm and loving nature is comforting to those around you. That's all you got today your days nine. Just know that you're comforting. Finally. Sagittarius let your imagination loose and go wild. Don't settle and conform to the rules set for you your ten and those who your Thursday morning scopes. All right. Let's roll into it. Let me add one of your three. As. You know, I love having peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast I actually read a report last night that people who eat peanut butter for breakfast are most likely to be passionate lovers. We are sexual magicians people and I'm telling you they did a poll they found out peanut butter eaters in the morning where the sexual magicians people who eat. Cereal are dependable in people who eat a banana are most likely to be stressed. Oh, I got beets bananas every day, and he'd probably is the most stressed person innocent player world. But you know what? I found a quarter of people skip breakfast every day, and they're most likely to be introverts. So each just. Butter lovers come on over. I'll give you my address online. So anyway, let's get into the three things we need to know Gandhi so much going on where do you stare is so much going on. All right. Let's start with this DHS DOJ inspectors general are investigating some disturbing allegations coming out of the ice detention centers. There's one allegation that guards assaulted detainees in areas where cameras could not capture what was happening other allegations that many women's went many women. have been forced to get hysterectomies in the middle of all of this they were instructed not to deport a key witness in the assault case, and then suddenly decided to allow the woman had been held in the facility for about a year and told lawyers about a pattern and practice of abuse that included guards systematically assaulting and others with one even telling her that if she cooperated and behaved, he would help her to get released lots going on over there. The border between the US and Canada is going to stay closed. See TV news in Toronto reports that the existing shutdown will be extended into. November. Restrictions are currently scheduled to end on Monday, but they're going to change that. Of course, the closure was put in place back in March as part of an effort to limit the spread of Corona virus and finally according to a recent report more and more millennial parents are looking to the stars for help parenting. So maybe these horoscopes are more important than we thought were raising children off of them. They want to specialize their behavior with children based on the astrological sign apparently, it's become so popular in. The last year that books are flying off the shelves that have to do with this one author notes that astrology really helps you to understand how to parent your kids individually and those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi. As you know, a sally dumped a lot of rain they're saying months worth of rain in less than a week in Alabama and Florida and the panhandle Florida. If you want to help out, you know the easy way to do it is redcross dot Org they need our help. So please the top to it. All right All right. What do we do now? Oh, we take a break is that what we do? You know what I think. My brain is trying to tell me to mix it up and do things differently. Should we do things differently? You know tomorrow night, we kick it off two nights of the iheartradio music. Festival. This year not from Vegas, but we're from all over the world. It's going to be spectacular. I. Know that Danielle and gone deny We have our notes ready to host the radio special tomorrow night and Saturday night. So go to I heart radio dot com to find where you can hear it. All right. Let's take a break Let's get into it, which is called Thursday you guys ready for Thursday. mazing like family working with each other thing going on but it's more loved than anything. Rain in the morning show. Guys, we all know bedtime can be a battle for both you and your kids. For instance, my son used to struggle to fall asleep unfortunately, we discovered vicks peers, these kids Melatonin Gumy's to help them fall asleep naturally find peers these kids stores near you. Can You? Every single day. Elvis Duran and the morning show. You know what? I think. We really should stop down and celebrate the fact that Gandhi has been with our show for two years. Is Today the day do believe the Today How it was two years ago today Gandhi made the unwise decision. To join our our cracked ask family, and here you are talking about a Ghandi. So two years in I mean look at all we've been through. I. CanNot believe that it's been two years sometimes it feels like it's been thirty seconds and then sometimes I feel like I've been with you guys my entire life idol know of anything else that has ever fit better or felt better as far as a room that I've been in and I love you guys so much and it's just been I. Know You guys always worst decision ever been the best decision of my whole life? But this has been the best one and I. and. So thankful be here we all we all agree having you here as our sister and our co worker colleague is it's it's an honor to have you here. and. Just I stopped down to about everything that we have been through. Since you have arrived here I'm not saying that you brought it. Did you. Know. But I. Think what we all agree on what I agree on with myself. Anyway is your perspective in life and where you come from in life, your family situation, all the US cities you've lived in. The sports teams, you're a fan of, and you know everything that you bring in the world of Gandhi is it is the perfect fit it fits right in. Cry. I love you guys so much. It really is just great. This has been so awesome I pinch myself all the time like my really here is this really happening we're all doing this together. This is amazing. I met you We were talking to you about the possibility of coming on board. We're talking to a couple of people in the someone said. So what do you think of Gandhi Yesica? She's great. She's a little too enthusiastic. Remember I said that? I, know I'm trying. I'm finding figuring out not finally, but I have figured over these two years at your enthusiasm is really the the that's your spark. That's your. That's it. That's your spark plug. These sparkplugs does exist anymore. No idea. Real Hey froggy sparkplugs don't exist in cars anymore I don't even know of course they do they do. Just. Got Fire Fire cylinder houses. Silman. Cylinders in cars. I don't know. What The Tesla I mean, don't the forward thinking car manufacturers like Tesla and. Would dyson. Dave dyson. Put out a car. It would have a spark plug it wouldn't. It would not know. Electric Cars Dyson dyson guy that invi- invented those incredible vacuum cleaners. Yeah. and. Inherited I home I'm a big. Ole. Thank you. A bouquet of flowers today because I was up all night and all this morning sucking up dead yellow jackets with his incredible dyson suckers. And Oh my God that thing is a dream to I feel like I'm riding around like a witch on a broom. It's fantastic I saved my money to get myself a dyson because I wanted one so badly and I told my husband this might be the best thing I've ever bought in my entire life. It's so good I never thought a vacuum cleaner could change your life but anyway Gandhi. Get into vacuum. Gandhi It's so great having you here. We Love You I. Love You guys to thank you for having me every day and letting me stay because I know sometimes people WanNa, send me home. Here no one. No. All right. So producer, Sam. Is your microphone working we having issues Oh it is. We're back. Would you have for dinner last night again chickens and I made chicken for William but I had the Raoult's Pasta and egg bake that you showed how to make I added cheese. So I had to make it unhealthy but it was delicious. Cheeses good. It's full of protein stop that. Your feel-good. We need one. You have. Okay. I love this story from Fantino Puerta because it shows that there are so many people that just need one person to believe in them. One Act of kindness to change their entire life, and that is the story of the shed Anna Williams from Nashville. She has a learning disability so she's had trouble reading and writing. Her whole life and she had to overcome a drug addiction. So this poor woman was living in her car for about a year outside of a Kroger Grocery store she would just park their layer chair all the way down. So No, one could see her and just sleep there however the shed and has a wonderful positive spirit and she would go inside the Kroger. Every day to say, hi to as many employees as possible and one day worked up the courage to ask Jack Leeann Vandal. If she was hiring, she wanted a job. So Jacqueline Approach Lushenko. When there was an opening, sat with her for over an hour to help this woman fill out her application and as soon as the shed nine handed her application into. Jacqueline, she goes congratulations. You're hired the to just hug as a crowded out from gratitude and that one chance is all she needed to turn her entire life around after five months she was finally able to afford her own apartment. So she was no longer homeless and it was furnished by neighbors and strangers around her story and just want to lend a helping hand. The moral is if you have the chance to give someone a chance and you'll know what that is when it looks like it. Just, do it this woman deserved exactly what she got and thank goodness for Jack Means just beautiful soul to give her that shot. So thank you so much for this story fourteen. Oh and if you have a story that deserves to be featured, email me salmon Elvis Duran dot com subject minefield goods Sam. Have a great day. Youtube. Love you guys love you more more. Hey. Danielle your first shot at. Giving US information. That's. True maybe. Not True. GONYEA got suspended from twitter and we'll talk about Cardi B. and offset. They're still living together, but they're separated okay that and much more coming up after this. This is John Legend. What's up chain smokers? Elvis Duran threat. Elvis Duran in the morning show and you know what? We always have to remember that. Straight, nate in scary and Scotty be our in our master control facility in Tribeca. New York to make sure this show goes on everyday without the three of them. It wouldn't happen. And then we've our engineering team. Yeah exactly. Danielle coughing things. But Jeff and Josh and Rachel and everyone in engineering and it that keep us on the are thank you so much for doing what you do. It's so incredible. So they get hungry every once in a while and Nate got the MUNCHIES and you walk down to the vending machine. Yeah. Pile here is been depleted and we really haven't had a refresh. The great trail mix we had but so tell them what you got telling what you found out me. I didn't get it because it's like the saddest looking solitary. I've ever seen and it just getting there all. and. It's you can tell it's sweating. Honey Bun and you can just see the perspiration on its slide. Sweaty old honey buns are like sweaty old meet that you shouldn't. She wants your meat or chicken get slimy. You don't eat it in the same with honey buns do. Old Scotty beaches yelled he's GonNa run and get it so. It it doesn't look good. WHO'S GONNA eat? It scares me. Don't get me. I just wanted to tell you that that machine used to be a happier machine, it used to spunk Meyer cookies at Mrs Fresh Lease Brownies. Just a lonely sweaty honey bun. Yeah I don't know I don't want to eat anything with the name of. Meyer. I'm all. Yeah. What's the brand of this honey Bun to? We know remember? I was kind of focused on the sweating that I didn't really get name, but it's it's pretty sad. Like a term of endearment, all your mother sweaty honey by. You'll see it here in a second in zoom. Scotty gets back we'll. We'll eat it scary. It's everything. been scary picked up a pile of something. He didn't WanNA use it well. So I gotta eat it's the only thing in here. Eight something. The nasty trail mix not the good one which we got last week. Did you eat it? Why would you? The peanuts greasy. Elvis but I needed something for. Sustenance, I needed system in my mind. Eaten. Every ten minutes all morning before that I don't pick 'em Gandhi what we decided yesterday that scary would definitely off one of us on a desert island before the time was even necessary just because he'd be preparing to eat. Be stranded with him. Yeah. He'd eat us because not only what he does. He would take us out of the competition for food. From the fifteen minute morning show podcast you guys forced me while. Encouraging, me to drink that cutty Sark Shaw didn't. To spend in your own hand. Try that scary. You. You lie more than Daniel Entertainment reports. Set up on. The top of that and almost vomit from whatever he smelled and I'm pretty sure we were like you don't drink that somehow the three of you drank yeah. Is he back with a honeymoon are? Won't let him. By. Do not buy this. Protect him from like I don't know how does machine not that you buy something it sets said, make make another selection so. People have been trying to buy that honey bun for like ten years I have no. The it's looking out for you. Make another selection even the machine is you shouldn't eat that crap. You want us to get the engineer Josh had to get into the machine maybe. No he's got radio stations to. Take Him in there to get the. Whole honey by the. Work I got a honey bun for. Anyone Elvis now line twenty fours rob. As we celebrate Ghandi's second year on the air with our show. We're so excited to ever hear how you doing rob. Elvis doing. Okay. So what do you want to say what's on your mind? Well. First of all relations Gandhi Alter Union. Thank you. and. A man, my wife wanted to thank you for mentioning the my my. Teacher you watched it. Yes yeah we watched it last night and that was an awesome movie. I. We didn't. Get ruined it. Alone. He do. Yeah Okay. You just pulled a Danielle and ruined it for everyone. Sorry. No matter what you just said I'm still GonNa Watch and now that you said you and your wife liked it I'm GonNa Watch it even faster. Thank you for listening. You have a safety. Okay. Rob You guys we love you. All right. Love you more. Love you. Thanks. So there you go. I'M GONNA pretend I didn't hear the jury will disregard that. Your husband and I had a long conversation about how we would have done things where we in the octopus teacher but. Daniel you ready to go. All right. What do you have going on today? All right. So Carol Baskin was asked about the commercial that aired during dancing with stars. The one that said, please help us find. Missing Dad who happens to be done the husband that word missing that they think she killed. We haven't seen the commercial you can go that anyway she says it's good that they ran the commercials she said it helps bring him back. If a coup comes in as a side benefit of me being on the show then it's a good thing. She still says that she's innocent there you go. speaking of Tiger King and Joe Exotic and coolest cats and kittens. Halloween. Costumes are coming out and right now Yankee has the first sexy tiger king and Tiger Queen which they're calling the coolest cat costume looks nothing like either of them. You get a chance. Go check it out how person in that whole documentary yeah. Exactly. The hottest thing exactly Harry Styles seems to have changed his hair and everybody's talking about it all his fans. On social they'll all. His hair, his hair, his hair it's like the new phrase on social. They think he they. He made a darker for the movie that he's working on but no matter what it seems like everybody likes they're all in the they all think it looks good Cardi B. An offset still living together they are co-parenting I. Know yesterday we found out that they are getting a divorce at least it looks like it and Cardi. Still saying that her lawyer sent out a lot more than she really wanted when it came. To like paperwork and all kinds of stuff. So they're still together but supposedly, they're not going to be staying together. So tomorrow's the day Justin Bieber's holy is coming out with chance the rapper he did share a clip of the video I don't know if you saw it but if you get a chance, you can look that pink and Keith urban took the stage last night that the ACM awards one too many. That's the song that they did together. He just dropped it. Here's a little bit of what that sounds like. Artist. Gone. where? Way Who was that? Pink and Keith urban like that. Yeah. I wasn't paying attention as usual. Good Song on her stations. All right, and let's talk about the ACM awards from last night for the First Time in ACM award history. The award for entertainer of the year went to to Artists Carrie underwood and Thomas Rhett. So Keith urban was like a little flabbergasted. He was hosting the whole show and they basically summed it up, carry summed it up by went twenty twenty man I mean really what else can you say right? That's IT and will end up with this con-. Yeh has been suspended from twitter. So it was a whole bunch of things that went down first of all. He posted some personal information of a journalist on twitter, which obviously is considered bullying. You cannot do that. He did it a lot of other things politically he was saying that they took down or that he took down and then he went and peed on his Grammy Award and he posted the video themselves doing that so. He is just a dream. A dream come true. The best part is though he had friends get back on twitter and let everybody know that he was banned. The victim like Dude you release somebody's personal information. Punishment consequence exactly tonight big brother Love Island. The mass singer gives you a glimpse of all the cool costumes keeping up with the Kardashians. It's the series premiere. We're all be and Dr Pimple Popper is on as well and very soon on Disney plus you're gonNA. Get the man to Laurean. You're going to get new season of the simpsons you can watch the. emmys their Sunday. So if you don't have Disney plots, there's a lot of things coming to Disney plus so you gotTa make sure that you get it because it looks awesome and that's my Daniel report, thank you Daniel Techs. They WANNA to give a national shout out to all the old school drivers out there. That still rapidly flashed their headlights on the police officers ahead. They said that. He says so just saved me inexpensive ticket. All right legal to do. Well, you know I've heard rumored is but I don't know I don't why would that be illegal to do? I agree with you illegal but then ways being police officer ahead is not yeah. I don't know I think that flashing lights is. Someone should correct us if we're wrong but I think that's a wives tale. I don't think that that's. I don't think that that's the legal, but I don't know I. Don't know. But. Do you do that? I flashed my today to warn someone In here's what I justify it. I don't justify it. I think I'm going to save them from getting a ticket and getting busted I actually flashlights in it actually slowed them down. So they look at. I did well, that was. Elliot. Thank me later yeah frog. On the road that I live on just outside of our neighborhood, it is road that's like three lanes. Everybody drives really fast down the road much faster than the speed limit, and so the other day there were like five motorcycle cops hidden in the trees in between the two lanes what I went over that Hump where those motors I was flashing every lead that could. Come in they're all down I'm just I'm trying to save my fellow human from getting in trouble speed over here. I don't want him to insurance. It's GONNA go up they can't afford it. Slowed them down and it made everybody. I see my I see brake lights come on right as they see my lights, all slowdown nobody gets a ticket. We all win. Well, the other day I was driving down out here we have country roads in there was a car facing the opposite direction, but they were stopped in the middle of the road and I'm like Oh God, what are they doing? Do they want me to stop help them? They're not waving their hands or anything, but as they flash their lights and I kept going. God remember those rumors were if they flash your light and they flashed back, they pull you over and kill you. Oh. My God. Someone they're gonNA kill me. Tim Is Online twenty O tem. Hey, Tim. So you were the one who got flashed and you got saved from getting a ticket, right? Yes I did it was I. I would just I by the person of pizza or cold beer. They just saved me a wapping tickets because I was I'm running a little late for work and I've come flying down the highway after not getting my McDonald's because I'm running late for work, which is going to probably ruined my day. But I I was really in a hurry and I seen a couple of people just flashing their lights like mad and it I thought you know what? I just slow down I come over a hill and there's two cruisers side by side. Just a little spoon shot one hundred. A little. Perfect attendance at worked for like thirty years, I cannot be lay and. It Ain't gonNA happen. Ten I'm hoping you're driving safely now and slow you a little bit. We want you nice and safe, and hope you get your McDonald's Today. I could use some of those hashbrowns they have a love. She's all right. have a safe day. Thank you, Joel. Joe Got pulled over on line five for flashing his lights is true. Is What state do you live first of all Joel what state. I'm in I'm in Iowa because I've heard, it's it varies from state to state so they pulled you over but did they give you a ticket for flashing lights? He gave me a warning but they said that you can't flash your lights obviously in front of a police officer, his basically impersonating police officers, what they said. Persuing I'm telling you this. Right Has Your. Car. Driving a box car. So think about like the old police cars. Might Look. Like an undercover but. Their faulty design a car like that. All right I don't know I. I still think that if you can, if they should thank you if you flash your lights disown down, they should pull you over and say thank you for slowing them down I bet that's never going to happen. All Right Joe have a good day man thanks for listening to us. You guys love the show. Thank you. Thank you very much. I don't know. You know it's just trying to help out what's scary I remember up and my father was driving that big boat of a Cadillac and hard. Yeah and he had the fuzz buster now the. Radar detector and it started beeping and as the cops were the radar approach here. and start blinking crazy. They said that those were illegal now I still they are in some states and some states they were legal. Then how is ways not illegal? It could change I don't know. Does those radar detectors really work I think today's technology. Oh, they do work. Oh, they did back then back in the eighteen fifty S. But as far as ways go. I use my ways all the time, and if I see them ahead at I started slowing down again I think it's a good thing. Why not? Why not but but when I slow way down in, then I get up there and where it says the police officers located and he's not there or she's not there. How? So what needs to delete him? Guilty of pudding fake alerts like if you go on there, you can put like hazard in the roadway or. Even worse than doing it. You're admitting that you don't you'd be. because. There are funny options you can put like what's in the road and I put like something funny in the road being like a cop but like you know like a fake road hazard. That's not. What people ruin it for everyone go stand in the corner. froggy people are asking on the yellow. Jacket update. Yes. Yesterday was the worst day for the yellow jacket in my house. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of them in two places in my house. A great guy came out from the exterminating company and he was here most of the day squirting all sorts of stuff in my walls and. I woke up this morning defeat live wins a lot of dead ones but I tell you it was the most traumatic thing. I've ever living in a house in my life. It was just awful. When you have I, mean hundred. In I'm saying in the thousands in my house, he pulled a hive out or a nest want to call it. There was fifteen pounds and he didn't even get the whole thing. Most of it a fifteen pound hive out on my wall and I dare God Tough scary movies are made of Franken was. Little. Hoping I'm hoping today as the Sun comes up we'll get the truth we'll find out if they are Outta here. Then then you know it's getting colder. So now it's time for the field mice to come in. So I've got them to host a party. You have the Party House for Real. Seriously they're all stopping by. All right. We gotta take a break We do have a ten dollar phone tap coming up in a few minutes. Hang on. Also Max has music. You'll be on a little bit too after this. Elvis to rain in the morning show. Hey, guys, we all know bedtime can be a battle for both you and your kids for instance, my son used to struggle to fall asleep unfortunately, we discovered vicks peers, these kids Melatonin Gumy's to help them fall asleep naturally peers these kids in stores near you. Elvis story in the morning show. Danielle I thought of you yesterday when my second Amazon delivery of the day arrived. Thank you. Down the stack of stuff and some of it was the most unnecessary well is necessary but I you know what? I'm saying you you order things sometimes when you get it you're like, oh, I didn't need that. So Sebastian Maniscalco our favorite comedian. He's actually going on every day on instagram. Yeah. His instagram and he's showing you what his wife orders from Amazon. He opens it up right there on camera. He called it what my wife orders on Amazon and. But I love it and I find it hysterical and I can't watch I can't watch it enough because I love it so much. But I'm so nervous that's Sheldon is going to do this to me that he's going to because Sebastian asks for it. He's like, Hey, you got any funny videos or you WANNA share with your wife opens on route one. From Amazon I'm like, no, do not do it. Do not do I. Don't think that that's nice. Because I don't WanNa share the stupid things I on Amazon. Stupid things. If it wasn't so far I I would. I would run and get my stack. It's still in a stack from yesterday. Yeah. Well, don't you if you go to your thing? Don't you just tell us what's Your orders. I mean, okay. Just a little pole of everyone in the room who had something delivered from Amazon yesterday. Gandhi froggy scary. froggy what you have delivered. Any good. I order things that could by the grocery store, but I don't know if the grocery store is going to have it when I want it. So yesterday I ordered I like propel, water gatorade like labored water. So I ordered. A five pack. There were fifty little packets of Kiwi Strawberry Berry Great some of the flavor and they're good. But then when I went to the grocery store last night, they had them and it would have been cheaper. The grocery store doesn't matter Amazon delivered it. I. Knew it was there and I got it right now what about you? Scary what you have delivered yesterday just like froggy I got a supply I get a monthly supply of Penta water. So my Pinta arrived yesterday as a case every every month have to have that specifically but I can't get it everywhere you know so. On order on auto order you I hate the Amazon has this new. They redid their APP on the iphone. I despise it. I'm still here to find the stuff you wanna find in the older APP, especially for your your account orders going to my orders and they're out here the. Okay. So delivered, what was yesterday's? Wednesday delivered yesterday oh I had the The. Feeding Ball for all, either slows them down. It has all the little wedges they. They've to eat the food out of the little little the compartments. Need that for my cats I think. God here's something undeliverable Oh you know it's unbelievable. These shot glasses it's actually a. Glass for Whiskey but has a real bullet in it. Oh. Yeah. Those cool on deliverable God bless America what came to me yesterday so with the crucible I play in four acts because fencers reading it in school and so he needed to crucible. Through order that for him this is good. I. Ordered the this is for the backyard. The baby trail upgraded dog Pooper, scooper? Look. Right there. It has a little little thing. Because we have a lot. So this all came yesterday. Oh Oh. This is nice. Most of the stuff is for the dogs. Here's these stewart freeze dried beef liver for training. Your dog got a freeze dried liver. They actually take a picture of all the stuff sitting out the gate look to prove that they were here. Exactly. My friend Oh the other day she got the picture and it wasn't a picture of her house. So she think she tried to get onto Amazon because guys. It's not my house when they delivered it. So I don't know whose houses but we gotta talk about it. So they they're really good. They re delivered it. So it was good. We're GonNa what did you get yesterday? I actually ordered a bunch of paints and some molding paste and canvases because I took all of it to my boyfriend's house when I left and I didn't have it here. So I needed to get. See that's important stuff that's essential stuff at Central I. Love Oh actually, it was on sale it's one of those tops that hovers because of its magnetic and you twist the top and it never ever stops ever. Oh How I don't know how it does that. have. You seen these before? Yeah. Those are really cool. Once you start. It will never ever stop ever in our lifetime. So I'm GonNa, live my life and see that ever stopped. You know what I'm getting tomorrow. I'm getting I'm starting to do the overnight oats again but I stupidly throughout all my jars. So I'm getting my jars of my overnight oats delivered the moral. Of So excited. Have lost our minds. A this whole thing made me realize like living with somebody verse living alone you are not responsible to anyone when you live by yourself. So when I was with my sister and my boyfriend, we get packages sent to us from work all the time or if I order something I always had to give an answer as to what it was. Yes. This why do you get so much stuff what's happening here? Now I'm at my apartment just hoarding boxes. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to answer it anyway, and it's OK Amazon is your own your own beast Yes. Nate. I have the invention that everybody needs to get. especially if you like peanut butter they have this jar scraper you know how? There's. At the bottom of the peanut butter jar that never get the peanut butter they may a long spatula that shape just perfectly to go in that groove and get the last little bit of peanut butter where'd you get that? Amazon SPATULA. Sarah? A Jar scooper I'll send it to you. Please do I wanna Dr Scalper I'm GonNa show you guys something Zoom Room you can't read it out loud but this is one of the anniversary cards for Alex is running late, see if you're gonna read that. has something, so foul. I wish would give me a card like that. She'd have to feel it I. That's not nice. She's right. Small. That way not feel it's just feel now way. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll do we have our ten dollars. Daniel pay the fifty dollars. Did I been mode the money to Scott yesterday for this week's ten dollar phone tap. All right. We have a ten dollar phone tap money phone tap coming up in just a few minutes. Let's get into the three months to need to know from Gandhi Gandhi. What is going on all right Alabama and Florida are beginning the massive cleanup after Hurricane Sally. She came on shore as A. Category, two hurricane and is now a tropical depression but continues to pour heavy rain over the southeast. The storm left a trail of devastation including flooded streets damaging debris trees that had been knocked over the video is are astounding if you haven't seen him yet more than half a million homes and businesses from Florida to Louisiana are without power sally is expected to dump about four to eight inches of rain today as she moves across Georgia into South Carolina. The Department of Homeland Security and the Department of Justice are investigating some disturbing allegations coming from the ice detention centers that include guards assaulting detainees in areas where cameras could not capture what was happening and other allegations that many women have been forced to get hysterectomies in the middle of all this, they were instructed not to deport key witness in the assault cases and then suddenly allowed it to happen. So she was. Deported the woman who had been held in the facility for about a year told lawyers about a pattern and practice of abuse, and finally, if you need a little bit of motivation to lose quarantine wait if you had gained them a fitness website called time share announce that they're going to pay people to lose the weight that they gained during the quarantine and they're going to pay a lot of money from one. THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THE LINE Yeah thirteen thousand dollars they're going to pick four different people and try different diets. They want you to keep track of your progress on social media. Those people will get eight thousand dollars and then you'll get a five thousand dollar bonus if you hit different milestones. So if you're interested, you can apply on their website. You just have to have a B. M. I I don't think this applies you froggy of over thirty and those are three things. I'll be there soon. Don't worry. I'll be there soon. Today whole bag of something. On judge a full bag the fourteen ounce bag of Brock's mellow cream pumpkins. there. Anyway, nate ordered that thing to get the peanut butter out of the jar it's called the spat e-last drop spatula the handymans helper pro tool set with to set a six twelve inch gray reasonable flexible gift for DADS Shark Tank. A woman invented it. She did it for her makeup. It was called the spotty and the Spotty Daddy. There was a little one in a big one. It works for peanut butter too. Don't let it fool you. Someone sent a text. In Daniel, they said, they use it for them last of the mayonnaise and their manager. People are asking what top that I ordered it's called the. Gino Star high performance. Spinning top IT spins forever. Spent, here's a picture of it in the summer. It spends forever it'll never stop spending. Awesome ever a few. Few, you spend it on Monday and come back on Friday that bitch is still spending. That's what it says I. Don't know about that fascinating. I tell you what here's what I'm GonNa. Do I'm going to open it up and next spray or whenever I'm going to start it right here on my desk next to my equipment and stuff and I'm just GonNa let it go hold on why did you order this but like I know you have it but I wanna know for what reason did you click order I need I was stoned what he wants Potus Patty Daddy. Your husband hates you. Hate me. He dislikes me a little. Okay. So you know when I ordered the forever spending top I didn't look at the reviews terrific value for a spinning top. Simply put speaking as an avid collector of spin tops. This is a really great top for the money wow. Let me. Let me look at. Let me look at a bad review what with what would that be stopped? Oh here's a three star. Let's see what they said. It spins better than I can spin it included glasses very nice touch. What's three? Don't you hate when people give three stars but they actually the words they use, make it sound like they like it when starting out for. Yes Gary just look back at my search history for the first thing I ever order on Amazon and on May seven, two, thousand, eight, I bought the Trojan pleasure pack thirty, six pack of condoms my very first purchase even use them all by. With that. I would replace those. How can you do that? You go to my Might, orders in this, go all the way back to the earliest date right Oh, God. I'm so excited to first thing. I ever ordered on. This'll take forever anyway. Let's take a break your ten dollar free phone tap coming up right after this hour we're waiting free. Next conversation text your comments to fifty five, one, hundred standard data messaging rates may apply LV strain in the morning show. Elvis Duran and the morning show. It's funny. You can. You can go back on your Amazon Borders. List. I'm going back to nineteen ninety nine. Wow, there's a lot of stuff in back. Then they were only selling books and videos. That's all ahead. The Big Lebowski. Team was the first innings. The first thing I bought was a DVD. ZAGAT survey. Hawaii one, thousand, nine, hundred acres that we were going to. Hawaii that you're in a lot of Hawaii. Tour books the voters ninety, nine, Maui inland I edition. Tales of the city. How interesting? You can look back. Cinema Party so the soundtrack eleven you look back in in sort of look at your history. I tried to go back and look at mine and I was stunned because it was paint supplies I'm like how is that possible because it's only a year then I realized I was bootlegging shared account with other people for years and years. So I'd have to go into that one. Hey, get his tax today from people who are upset. They really WANNA buy playstation five, which I think is on pre-sale. The can't find it anywhere. This is they're saying, it's the hot one this year. Five. We were talking about that last night in my house and online. Yeah I said, if we want we need to preorder but now I guess you can't even do that. I'm sure they'll. You'll hear here and there you can order it. But yeah so playstation five, that's the hot one. Also there was one more thing to say I don't know. Oh. Max Max says music we love Max always been so great to us has new music. Now he's a dad we have to talk to him about baby on the way. Yeah. He'll be on an like an hour and a half something like that. Right at night. And also before we get into your ten dollar free money phone TAP we remind you that today is the second anniversary of Ghandi's joining our show. Thanks. Guys are so nice. Been Awesome two years. These two years have been probably the best two years of my life and you guys are the greatest family I never knew I was missing and the greatest co workers I didn't even could exist, and this environment is so different than anywhere I've ever been in the best way possible and I just love you guys so much and I will say it to the end of days best decision I ever made in my life was coming here. I don't know how I could have ever decided against it, but it's been the best ever. What I've heard is coming to work on our show. It's like buying a boat the. The best days of your life when you get here and when you leave so. Just in these last two years with you guys I feel like I have had more once in a lifetime experiences than any human being deserves or usually has in their lifetime. So I'm just sitting back and enjoying it as much as possible and it's crazy to think all of the thing about all the things that we've been through as a team together and how strong we come out on the other side from all of it and I love you guys. This has been amazing. At. least if we're keeping an eye on what we're learning, it's all good but we're so. That you. Gandhi. I've said it before in other incarnations of this show where I that time I thought that was the best family we've ever had together now I truly feel like this is the best family we've ever had I really do I'm so proud of his family. A great. It's a great way to end our run here. I think it's What was this? Gandhi. Quarantine ends today doesn't it? You came home now you're done it's my time. I can go breath the smoggy wildfire air scares excited. You can go paint the town with him tonight. Gary was like dinner dinner. No. My first stop out of here is Dena with pink hair because this mop on my head, this quarantine whatever I have done here is out of control I had a grey streak that I thought was just a streak and now I'm realizing it's a little more than streak and I know. I love that. Whatever color has happened here has morphed into something that's not natural. It's not endorsement. She's pushing your dinner invite side to go get her hair done. All right. Let's get into your ten dollars free money phone. Here, we got some money ten dollars. Hey. Yeah. River yes. Used to be the big thing a couple of years ago. Say now you say, yes when you want to sound retro. Anyway. here's how it works. We only have ten dollars today because we're out of pocket through, you're getting what we have. If you're caught on one hundred, now you win with the free money phone one, eight, hundred, two, four, two, zero, one hundredth. Who Does the phone TAP Garret was go. Always. Elvis durant phone i. what's your phone tap all about Jamie's going to play a phone tap on her boyfriend jared did this a few weeks ago before football season started and we just got permission to play this because jared was a little upset with us. So jared had his fantasy football draft all set right before the football season started. So I'm going to call to foil his plans with a little yoga session. Yoga. Against Fantasy football. Yes. Your problem. Hello Hi. Yes. My name is Jeffrey. I'm calling to confirm our GILDA classroom tomorrow. CA. Whatever your? We're not interested. No no no this solicitation. This is just a call of confirmation that we have a yoga class for ten participants. Tomorrow I'm looking for Jamie. She booked two weeks ago We're just calling day before to make sure everything was okay we don't have. For tomorrow. Yes and we're just wanted to call the confirm and make sure everything was fine and where there and if there was any issues that we could we could work around the. Campus I, we have something else going on I. Didn't know anything about this. I'll I'll have to talk about this. Just let her know that the cancellation with. Four hours notice is seven hundred and fifty dollars which we have on hold why I'm GonNa have to talk to Jamie about this. We have something else going on so I don't know how she could've. Okay. Well, just thought you know if you're a little guarded, it's OK after Yoga class and you open up those pores and and your heart and your mind. Enjoyable Thing. I I can't imagine that she would book this. At all first of all, and then secondly tomorrow we'll all night we have a we have something very important going out tomorrow. You back, Chi? Yes. She she has my number she carried me and again my name is Jeffrey and. Hopefully. He's so. They can hear his voice i. Think. Vegas night of the year is. So. Here's what we'll do. We'll call him back in a few minutes and you could just pushes buttons and act like you have no idea what's going on. Okay. What are you doing scheduling? And What What is the one year? No? No. Yeah tomorrow it's cool. Knows my girlfriend coming over. Gotten. Doing this to me whereas you play. Every year I look forward to it. It's GONNA calendar big NFL sticker on it. Only. This is from be when you've never understand is football you decided to. Begin. Signing. Free Right. Should I WANNA DO YOGA? From Elvis during in the morning show, you got phone taps. Were Only to our trouble. Out. Thank you so much for that phone tap from way back in the day hey. That was your ten dollar free money phone tap online fourteen is Lauren. And Lauren just one ten dollars. That's all we have. More Fridays. Is there do you WanNa thank God in your in your family and all the people who worked on the film you this is a big. Yeah it's. Everyone all the little people. Gandhi says, thank you. You. Are You doing today we love to hear what our listeners or up to Lauren. What's what's Your Dale about? Today. Today, I'm just heading to work I worked in told district in Burlington township router. Yes that's my day working with students tele therapy. I'm a speech language pathologist. So. That's my today. A coffee table later today that dying evernote. Wow Look you've got a busy day. Your your teacher educators are There are superstars yesterday was that big day on donors shoes where whatever you donated to the project and projects teachers rooms. They would add another fifty percent to I went shopping like a mother last night, I was all over it. I love donors choose you still not too late. You may not get the fifty percent thing bite. You can still help out a teacher in your area or your favorite school donors choose Dot Org, and thank you for listening Lauren. You have a great day Joe here ten dollars spend it wisely. Thank you to talk to you guys have been a listener for so long lived in New York, throughout New Jersey every single day call when you guys it's just a pleasure to talk to you guys to pleasure to hear from you. Lauren have a great day listen and we love it hold on one second and there you go your. Phone tap another one coming up tomorrow You know what coming up in like twenty minutes to go around the room why don't you give us a tease gives us a headline what's coming up in? Can you put her on hold Gary? What's coming up in your around the room? Danielle I make some kick ASS Fried Rice right? got fried rice. It's so easy and so good right Yep yep whatever you have in the fridge though it fried rice What about you? What do you have coming up? I have a wish for the world mostly for myself but I think it would be good for everyone to have this. So sweet thinking someone other than herself. Kinda. What about you scary. What do you have coming up the big letdown the Call in your girl. There's not even a big letdown little. Hey froggy what's coming up in your around the room? Danielle my call me Jackass and she might tell me to shut up but. Everything you say. You really love me and I'll prove that later to you off. Okay. All right. All Right Danielle let's get into it. What do you have going on today? All right. So let's talk about twitter suspending Kanye. are like. Oh my gosh. But here's what went down. So he posted some personal information of journalist which you don't do her phone number and stuff like that. He was getting very political. So they pulled a lot of things but they say it is bullying when you post personal information of somebody you can't do. also, he paid on his grammy. In video and he posted the video. How did he get his grandmother in the toilet? The grand goal. Is. Not the same thing anyway. A trust me I won't stop right now he has been stopped. He also asks them friends to take to twitter and just like let everyone know that he's not therefore now because they banned him what Jim Carey will be playing Joe Biden on snl he has the third person to play him. So he's excited about that billy eyelash says that the show the office is her favorite and it actually is her safe-space she has watched the entire show four teen tell you Every time she watches it. She learns something else something else makes her feel really good and It's just pretty cool. So that's nice. We all around here a lot of US love the office. So it's show ever. Yeah. We share that with our. That's Nice Yeah Demi Lovato and Max have been engaged since July you know that they can't decide whether they want to have a low key affair where they elope or they want to have a big crazy party like Elvis had they can't there. They'll figure it out Hashtag your voice your vote. If you've seen that on twitter, that's a lot of celebrities trying to get people to get out there and vote they're telling to vote dot org that it's very important for your voice to be heard duleep a head Aj from the backseat boys Howie factual boys, bunch of celebrities are doing that. This is exciting. News Warner Brothers is giving us a new role playing game from the visiting world of Harry. Potter. It's called hogwarts legacy. It's coming out in twenty twenty one you're going to get to play and on playstation and xbox and ps four and all of your favorite gaming places and this weekend. The Emmy Awards are taking place. You know it's going to be virtual and they're expecting. It's basically pooped the bed a lot of times they're like there's GonNa be mistakes. We're sending a hundred and thirty video kits to all the nominees. There's no way that things are not going to go. Wrong. So I'm GonNa Watch just for that don't know about you guys. Well, and off with this, this is not true but there's a rumor going around that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton because they quarantined. Well, they've living together because a lot went down during quarantine they felt suffocated and and they kinda were having some difficulties but their friends are telling US weekly that if anybody can get through this, it's them that they will move on. And they are such a strong couple. So hopefully, all is good. They're all wait. One more thing. You guys remember yesterday when Samuel L. Jackson said that twenty five hundred people promise to vote. He would teach them curse words and fifty which is yeah he did it. He posted the video he did Vietnamese. Swat healy all bunch of different languages teaching everybody how to curse. To Samuel Jackson for that, and that's my Danny. Are Daniel thank you taking a break. We're back after this. What's. Up Spas as Justin Timberlake. and. You're listening to Elvis durant over. The morning. Before you get your gaming on help keep those items. You've bought like weapons and skins safe get norton three sixty for Gamers, device security and more without the notifications. Save twenty percent on your first year by using Promo Code Elvis at Norton Dot com slash gamers. Hey. Can I say something? Hear. This. This is Larry. To the show that you. Guys every morning way I just laughed in A. Story in the morning show. All right I'm unwrapping my, unnecessary, Amazon, purchase. If the top that you start spinning, it never ever stops ever. So I mean I love this. What if I come down in it stops it means the end of the world or something I don't means. And you should return for refund. Of Probably, not. Know. How To return things we've established this to talk. To Return. Broken Oh. Let me see if it works. Training I'll let you know if stopped. Hey. How much did it cost he? As I'm looking at? Let's go around the room because you gave us some great teases. I will say Daniels. The least intriguing because he basically told us what she's going to say, but she didn't fill in the blanks and tell us how she made the Fried Rice. All right. All right. So so that's a surprise on the way and we'll start with you Danielle. What's on your mind today? So yesterday, I just bought a tub of brown rice right from the market. This place called the market and I said I'm going to make my own fried. Rice. So I took that and I put a little bit of butter on in the bottom of the Pan I put some garlic I sauteed it altogether then I threw in some of the rice and then I added like all kinds of little things from the refrigerator like you do Elvis and grilled chicken, and then I added a little soy sauce and a fried egg and I started altogether and it was amazing. It sounds awesome. Tasted so good. PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRIED RICE IS R- basically the easiest thing and it's so satisfying All you need is rise. Here's the thing if you make your own Reis, you don't WanNA use freshly made rice you WANNA. Put it in the refrigerator and let it get a little hard. Yes mine was hard. Guy You needed Like freshly steamed, Rice. WanNa put in there and you've got to put that little fried egg in there at the. Good. All right. So Okay. So a do gene Gio star form it's spinning top was. Fifty four dollars what? What. Time investment that's not bad. It's talked. Dad told you. It's crap. He gives it gets four and a half. Stars. FROGGY AL. Hallo. Says it never stops spinning and I said, so you could spend it on Monday and come back Friday. It's still spending every. Four minutes over as. Damn it to hell. All right. I'm GonNa read instructions maybe you do something wrong. What instructions do you need for a top? No. Dollars I must have been really fried when I. Bought a toy justice fried as Daniels Rice when I order just. Gandhi what's up with you today? Okay. So I know we all have animals and we all love our animals. My wish for the world is that animals would just be able to tell us what was on their mind because I was so concerned that my lizard was starting to hate me because I facetime him when I'm not there because I don't want him to forget what I look like when I come back. And he does this thing where every time brandon would turn the phone. So he could see me the lizard would get ticked. He was changing colors. He was doing all kinds of stuff in like opening his mouth and hissing and got really upset because I'm like Kush. Why do you hate me? I love you so much what is going on then we figured out, it's not me he hates phones he doesn't like them being around. Him He. Doesn't like I, don't know if it's some type of electromagnetic field that it's giving or what it is, but he cannot stand a phone whenever put phone near him he gets kicked off. So I just wish we could have been able to communicate about that. So I wasn't so hurt for so long but now that I have an answer, I'm feeling better maybe it's not the phone your chameleon hates it's the it's Bluetooth. And if he could talk, he would be able to tell me. So one of these days I'm really hoping we all get that I. Know look if we could. If our animals could actually talk to us that would be very helpful. Baby more helpful. If they understood what we were saying a fraud you what's up with you today? You Know Daniel tells me to shut up all the time and she calls me jackass but I want you guys to know that I know for a fact. Daniel loves me and I'll tell you why what is Danielle hate more than anything in this world man. Thanks. So I'm trying to get into something to get something done and I said to Danielle yesterday I said I know this is a really stupid question. But if you had to eat a jar of mayonnaise and that would get me in what I need to get done would you do it and she said Oh without a doubt she said I don't know if I can keep it down but I would absolutely do it without even why would do it Needs to know Danielle does love me. You know that. And she said she tried. I don't know you know what? Let's challenge I challenge this it's not going to get him in the WHO what are you challenging? Whole jar she said a whole big jar I won't try I would try. That's all that matters. Scary. What's up with? You got froggy cover your ears. I been drinking the Kool aid that apple is serving right because the all the new releases and the iphone twelve, which is coming out next month. So the IRS fourteen which is the operating system came out yesterday and then they they held me on string thing was going to be released at one o'clock. It shows up at four thirty. I've been doing the refresh for like three hours straight only to find out that the state is marginal at best with maybe the exception of the ability to pin your favorite people to the top of your your text message scream which is kinda cool. It's pretty much the same thing what about wizards the widgets on the home screen. Clutter. I was expecting a new a whole Reich rebrand like an entire like new screen new looks knew everything and I was just upset. Apple do this to me why did I. Let them do this to me. We you know why? Because you let them do it you well. Fourteen everyone's GonNa eventually beyond it just I waited all afternoon. I spent my whole day waiting for it download, and then it's I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry for laughing at. You was the big letdown. All right. Well thank you scary. Sorry about that I like I love apple stuff there's a lot of equipment that I have hooked up and you guys have hooked up to your studio that you're using it home and it's it's not apple it's stuff. And It seems like great equipment. I don't know anything about PC anymore. That was like thirty years ago right? Right maybe I don't know and so when I have to when I have to decide I always go for apple because it's what I use it's what I do. It's my phone it's my computer it's everything it's every do apple they boy they have us wrapped around the little pinkies no. Cheese I mean no, they own us. They really do own us. But everyone said you know what I think I'm GONNA. Go get a Samsung. I, think I'm GONNA do a different kind of phone and my burner is a Samsung. It's it's great I don't know how to use it that well, but I don't know, hey, do you have a fan on today Gandhi I? Would you like me to start it off? No I just WANNA make sure it wasn't a technical problem now that is definitely my fan. Back, to the fact, today marks, Ghandi's second anniversary with our show. We still thinking about like where you're coming from I'm I'm trying to walk in your shoes where you were where you are. Now what has happened in this world of our since you arrived here, which is really Really in my opinion, the big factor I mean, look at everything that's happened in the world but look how you've responded to it how we've worked together to get through it. We are even though separate physically we are stronger a show that we've ever been. I absolutely feel that way I feel like I can't imagine going through all of this and doing all of this with anybody. But the people that I'm looking at right now it's just been such a solid team everybody works together so well and genuinely cares for each other. Danielle. will eat mayonnaise for froggy. Important stuff. Going on over. Nothing, to sneeze at I'm very fortunate. I it takes me back to a memory at the very beginning of the pandemic I. Remember it was a Friday and we had it was a heavy heavy. Sad show. You gotTA remember back. Then people were dying left and right people in an emergency rooms. The everyone working in hospitals they were pushed beyond limits. They didn't have the supplies they needed I mean. Those were dark grim days. People were losing loved ones in hospitals they couldn't visit. They couldn't say goodbye and I remember signing off that Friday and it was it was a weekend I typically love my weekends I could not wait for that weekend to end. So I could come back at six am Monday be with you again. Remember that and I remember saying something about it. I missed being with you because I guess. We in doing this show, we forget that we actually nurture each other. We take care of each other we look out for each other and so I knew I had to go a lonely weekend without you and I couldn't wait to get back and and it was it was wasn't as Gandhi was everyone had a contribution that made me feel better and I'm hoping I had one that made you feel better as well. I. Think that. Moving to a new city as an adult is a scary thing just in general moving to New York City as an adult can be terrifying and if I didn't have all of you guys, I don't know how I would be able to do this. I can't imagine what it would be to go out there and search for friends that feel like family and I just. Got It in this package everybody together and I don't there are no words that are ever going to be able to sum up how happy I am to be here and how like I said blessed and fortunate I feel to have all of you and to have you guys through the hard times because there have been some hard times I. Love You guys so much. Well and I'm assuming there will be more challenging times. I wanted to be this challenging out but Yeah. It it's. It's so great having all of you to have each and every one of you as a part of this family just. Series I know we give each other crap but you know. But we're we're only allowed to give each. One else gives one of you crap. I'm not going to be happy about it. I can give you all trap because I. HAVE CAST. I remember a long time ago when I first started as e one hundred in New York Steve Kingston, the program director he walked into his office in everyday. He had words of advice and say, Hey, you're really not doing this. Well, you need to work on this and one I looked at him and said, I'm sorry I guess just not worthy of being here because I'm never making you happy and he looked at me said pull yourself together. He said you wouldn't be here if you didn't deserve to be here, I'm just trying to make you a better. And so I really think you know all of us have proven that we deserve to be with each other and so if one of drives off the rails, we're here to catch each other. You know we haven always had people on the staff that that lived that same philosophy, but they're no longer here. So I know that we're here to catch each other and take care of each other. Getting too mushy I'm sorry. No. It's the best feeling in the world having a safety net having people around you especially co workers who you know will catch you. If you fall who you know, have your best interest in mind who you know, want you to succeed and pushed you. It's just a completely different experience than a lot of the stuff that I was used to and it's amazing and I really wish that everybody can have somebody or something like that in their lives because it's so so fulfilling Oh, I'll take full credit for being here because. That, we have to have her thanks. Did we did all agree that if Daniel didn't didn't approve Gandhi, she wasn't common so. When Daniel? Daniels upset it makes everyone's life a living frigging hell. Very. Well, thank you. Your froggy. What's up? Gandhi I had the best perspective because we both worked on other shows like a lot of other people that are here donates worked on other shows as well. But I I worked with other people who were the most miserable human beings. I've ever been trying my wife and they made they made it didn't work very difficult like I would hate going to work and it wasn't a family atmosphere. This really is a family and it's a second family and it's a family that we've all chosen and we love each other and we all care about each other and that is not normal the other. Places I've worked. It was not like that. So I I know that this is a moment that it's. It's too often in life that we appreciate things when they're gone or when it's over will be like all those were the days. The fact is these are the days. This is the greatest that it's GonNa get. It's not going to get any better than this, and so it's nice to be able to appreciate it and understand it while it's happening and not look back on it and say, Oh, I wish I had appreciated more I like to text message is the show ending or something wiser? Eleven. Matter of fact, it's still on because we like each other. Scary. We gotta get rolling. Friday. took the words right out of my mouth I was just going to say I'm fortunate to be here because I see so many staffs not radio staffs but people in other. Industries that the team all they do is shutdown they stem next they WANNA get each other find ample in other lines of work and all I can say is thank God you guys. We we work with a team of people here who build each other up and not tear each other down and talk behind your back. It's. Wolf. Talk in front of each other's faces. Thanks Spirit we just say. In the Front will look the I and stab you in a heart. Yes. Twenty four we we'll get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi Hey Valerie what's going on? How you doing? We're doing very well we're having a moment. We're having a moment what's going on with you this great and all that I just want to say happy second anniversary to Gandhi She's so awesome in great in any of her friends that are around her truly blessed. Oh you're right. Of You thank you, we really are. Valerie thank you very much I agree with you more. That was the most honest call today. Have a great day Valerie. There she. Let's get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi. What's going on Gandhi? All right. Tropical Depression Sally is still drenching the southeast with heavy rain. The storm is expected to drop from four to eight inches today as she moves across Georgia into South Carolina she left a trail of destruction from Florida to Alabama where she made landfall yesterday as a category two hurricane over half a million homes and businesses are without power as we always say if you can donate to red. Cross. Dot Org is a great way to help. They have a massive cleanup project on their hands. With millions of acres already scorched by wildfires out west and nearly three dozen confirmed deaths. Fire crews are still on the front lines trying to contain the destruction happening in the Western states forecasters say that rain today could provide a little bit of relief in Oregon and Washington state residents have been forced to breathe air that is so toxic. It's being described as the worst on earth that's pretty serious and we're starting to see some smog over here as well, and they're saying that the clouds have already moved into Europe so that wildfire smog is common. And finally I don't know if you guys saw this yet or not we were talking about a little bit off the air yesterday with some people. Did you see the best pizza in the nation and who won now it was in new haven wasn't it? Yes it was not new. York New Jersey it was not Chicago. It was a chain that's in Massachusetts and Connecticut called Frank Pepe Pizzeria. Tana. No don't throw that out of band they got. Apparently. Best in the nation but the funniest part was the crap talking between the governors of all three states saw because you know Connecticut's look while we got and then New Jersey slid in like stay in your lane ned and then governor Cuomo slid in and said, you guys can fight it out for second place. We know who wins over here. There's a lot of great pizza in new haven. Hey here's the thing about pizza though you can love you can have a number one pizza one day and then go. Okay Tomorrow I. WanNa Different Pizza but it's my number one I have like six number ones and they're all great and they have they're all different. You know I don't think it's I think it's impossible to say this is the best in the world but that Frank Peppy Pizza let me tell you. Yeah. we have to take a break. We're back after this. Every morning. The morning. Show streamed hundreds of hit movies, thousands of episodes from NBC Universals News. Streaming Service Peacock Best of streaming. Best of TV you can watch for free and upgrade for more on your TV tablet or phone. GO TO PEACOCK TV DOT COM download start streaming right now everybody today's episode is sponsored by the new Mazda C X. Thirty. So lately, we've been trying to do our part to be cautious and do what we can for public health. 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Sure, this pandemic may have had something to do with it. They are saving money now at a younger age and I keep doing it. It's GonNa. Pay Off for you. It will pay off for you. They can call you lazy. They can call you entitled whatever you WanNa Call you and you may be lazy entitled doesn't Mean All millennials are but I'm lazy and entitled I Have No, Problem Wearing that badge? I like hearing that saving money at an early age. You know when we talk about go ahead, what scares a weird tick talker not money'll origins ear so it does just. As a just sitting back like Kermit, the FROG SIP T. watching the genetic watching the millennials the generation. Michael Jackson the Thrill is movie popcorn. Don't what? Those younger generations don't know anything what you're talking about. W. Thriller Thriller Video they don't know that. Michael. told his own story. Move On. You need to drink what is this? I made a note last night drink water even you're not thirsty. Oh, you should always start your day drinking water. You know how they tell us what they say you need to drink coffee one cup per day. They say you need to have a glass of red wine every day when they are saying, you should have water to start your day every day. You may not feel thirsty in the morning but drinking water can be a habit that will start your hydration going. All right. Done just. Didn't. Tell us once we should start with like water and lemon as well. Like he gets everything going, we talked to her house though he does these also you lead some Chia seeds. PUMPKIN seeds? He always says almonds in his pocket when bump into him, he offers me almonds. Impulsive nuts out. including. Today's Daily. STOIC what is today's date? It's September. Seventeenth. The stokes had told us dealing with haters God this chapter. Marcus Aurelius meditations thirteen. What if someone despises me let them see to it but I will see to it that I won't be found doing or saying anything contemptible. What they're saying is when someone has a strong opinion about something, it usually says more about them than whatever or whomever. The opinion happens to be about we all agree that if someone starts honking on us on the text messages we all. We automatically know they're they're having a bad day. Yeah. or They were a bad seed. Anyway, this is especially true. The daily story goes on to say when it comes to resentment and hatred of other people it's a sad irony that the prejudice often harbor secret attractions to those they publicly eight. That oh yeah. When I was growing up in someone called me the F. Word or hey, you gay guy whatever I would immediately turn around and see how good looking they were because I knew they were gay to. Giving me hell because of their their their their journey within. So for this reason, the STOIC does two things when encountering hatred or ill opinion and others they ask is this opinion inside my control if there's a chance for influence or change, they take it. But if there isn't the accept this person as they are never had a hater and our job is tough enough already, we don't have time to think about what other people are thinking even if it's about us. And so I think it was God was Charlemagne. The other day was posting something. Why would you let anyone give you advice when they obviously don't have their life in order absolutely is aren't used to say to people. You can come clean my house when your house is clean right. I love that. I love the I don't care about other people's opinions of me. It's none of my business. I. Yeah. It's very true of apples opinion of me none of my business. Do have certain people though that like you know if they like a certain thing, you need to change it like a couple like there's somebody I'm not gonNA say who they are but I know if they say to anyone in my family while your hair looks great, you need to go to their cut right away and change it 'cause. Yeah. There, you have it Let's get into sound with Garrett Garrett. What carbs did you cram into your kids before they ran for the bus? Oh, I'd change it up a little bit. So they had yogurt but they got to put their favorite cereal in the over L. I. What sound do you have to get it? All right. This is one of those things where you you you learn as a kid when you see something out in public and you're not supposed to touch it, this guy was by Lake Michigan, saw a bag and he found a brain don't even audit explain it didn't register as a human brain I was just like what is this came across the square package wrapped in aluminum foil and around it had had a pink rubber band. So curiosity got to me. So I popped it open it looked chicken breast kind of. Took a little bit for it to really what was going on. It was a brain in what happens if a kid would have found it. Kid wouldn't touch it. Yeah exactly. Opening up a random pack package that just floats up on a lake. No wrapped up and wrapped up to. SORTA like chicken. I've got walking around where's my brain? there. We Love Teachers and we talk about it all the time. This kindergarten teacher posted this on Tiktok. What it's like trying to teach her kindergarten class she has to over exaggerate words just to keep everyone's attention while she's virtual virtual teaching. Is e Brennan is holding up to and to not also make four. Four and zero dot is four. What pictures do we see over on our number four? Can you raise your hand? Let's picture that you see over here in our number four Grayson go ahead and turn your microphone on for me. Yeah. What's a picture that you see Grayson operation? It wasn't working. Oh, but you have it working now it sounds like I can hear you. So what is the picture that you see I see a classic kids? So that's What it's like to be a kindergarten teacher very enthusiastic he. Did any of you watch jeopardy last night. Now I have a dvr for later today. Okay. The contestant in the center she reminds me of her. You'll see it when you watch your reruns jeopardy not you'll see what I'm talking about. She was so enthusiastic. Scotty. Yeah, Scotties were even waving his hands. Yes. Whatever he's doing go ahead. During phone taps, Elvis you you call us out for this a lot where we were phone-tapping someone and we say, Hey, can we put you on hold one second when we talk crap about them and then they hear us and they get very pissed off right. This guy was calling to complain about something and the operator forgot to put him on hold in started complaining about this. Guy. Confirmation number whenever. You're that's fine. I'm still here. She. Hung Up. and. Then finally, this rumour fifteen minute morning show yesterday. So towards the end of the podcast scary nate and Scotty decided to have a drink of something Scotty bring. What was it? CUTTY SARK cut his. Own Nineteen Seventies in his garage and this was the reaction once they all took a sip. Go. Oh, we couldn't even finish it. Off. Made. Like you're doing other ones scaring TV seventy cutting. Worse than tougher or paint. Did. We look it up how long the shelf life is, for Cutty, Sark and it's supposed to be forever. Yeah. I don't think I believe that. Drive at the end was great. Yeah another reason why you need to be watching fifteen minute morning show podcasts. We'll do another one today and you can see it at Elvis show on instagram a little bit later in the morning, you're a good American Garret. Do. You have a great day. Loving you loving you look at that. So as you know with a scary and. and. Straight nate and Scott to be working in our downtown Manhattan studios to keep our show on while we're in our homes across America they have to find parking spaces in a metropolitan city. It can be a little bit a challenge so they don't. So nate every once in a while when as a moment, he'll go downstairs to either put money in a meter or to move a car. In so you actually went down to move scary card just then happen well, he was parked at a meter and we're we're going to stay late because we have to record something today after the show so you only get the meter for two hours so he would run out of time. So I said well, I'll move your car and I didn't realize when I got into his car I, was in the covert shack. I feel like I have to do one of those decontamination showers like in the show Chernobyl you where the the radiation? Yes. I'm like I don't Wash my hands, five times. I like coating my upper arms and you know. To scare his car, you may need a quarantine for two weeks. To cope and smell like the thing I can't. Cova. Covert I've been buying my own business. Minding your own business. Businesses small. Small. Group of friends out with fifty. Group. Where they've been hanging I if you have a different group every day, that's what makes us. Scary, you have no you by the way, you have no concern for our concern, none I you. Know you don't you don't every like. People who are clean? Rate here and I wear it proudly whenever I'm out in public. Okay and so so the natives degree go get into your Toyota Corona or whatever. Move down the street. You know he's Kinda glowing like Christmas tree. All Your facebook people don't count as close friends scary that you go out to eat. Thank. act. We'll tell you something going to happen and I I didn't WanNa say anything to anyone about it but. Yesterday I had some people here at my house. We had to shoot some video for a documentary that we're doing whatever and it was only two or three people four people. At outside separate whatever I was having a conversation with one. WHO said no no I'm fine. Non Hanging out with anyone. As he was speaking droplet of his went into my eyes. I was sitting there going Oh. Dear Guy It was it's the first. The first droplet I've had in half a year by the way loud that I know of some know a lot of droplets are much smaller but this one I felt, Oh, God in so today I'm sitting there going. Okay. So how long do I need to wait before I go take my test I. Mean how? How Long Five Day. Or if you have symptoms. Yeah. All right. Well, all right. Wow. Well, see, and that's the important of importance of the mask. Keep those droplets from flying is why do I need I need an eye mask? Yeah. Nobody's seeing you for a while then right. You. The first thing I thought was I got like I got to turn it off for a while. I. Got it like. Clear it out because I don't want to get anyone sick. Anyway and then he all he meant well but he's like scary scary things ono hanging out with people who not hanging out with people well, they are hanging out with people who? Droplet that just hit you. That would not if you said, Hey, scary. Let's go out to lunch today I would still go because I don't I don't. That's good I think Nicole. Scaring. You would go out with the lunch with someone who obviously just had someone spitting their I in us no problem with it. Just, keep in mind I'm not in crowded crazy or bars. It's Not. Close. In. Line. I mean you're hanging out with deejays shirtless by pool at a hotel and you know like I don't know. It looks outdoors though outdoors. Outdoors we The head I've heard of people who have been hiding under the bed for six months who got it so You never know you never know there are people who could be showered with scary spittle and never get it. You know what I'm saying you just don't know it's different for everyone and. I don't know. But when I got spit my I was like ooh. Yeah. Then always had like if you're at a say you're at the store and your grocery shopping, you have your mask on doing everything right and blah, Blah Blah, and then you get back in the car, you take your mask off and you at your nose. Knows what does the world is ending and then I have to go and I satisfies my has anyone ever sanitize their nose or their mouth. It tells you not to. Put. Enough hand sanitizer on my hands the other day that then I was eating something and I could taste the hand sanitizer. Maybe, it's a little too much. Yeah. Garrett has a good point if there's someone that wants to really you and you want an excuse to say, Hey, you know I just came into contact with someone who spent my I I really don't think. That's very that's a good excuse. You say that to me I would immediately go okay. No problem on your not scary. He'll say oh, I don't care here. WHAT TIME YOU WANNA Spit and you're I bring them to. I, hear take a bite of my pizza. Nice bitter with. Daniel. All Right? Danielle Her Daniel Report and fingers crossed hoping that the word con you won't be. I'm actually leaving kind out of this. Yes. Let's see. What can I. You Let's talk about Carol Baskin can I talk about her I think I can she is okay with that commercial that aired during dancing with the stars where her ex husband dawn her he disappeared member husband on disappeared and everybody thinks she killed him while his kids took out an ad during dancing with the stars and she's fine with that. She said look if it helps him if it helps find him if there's clues, it's a side. Benefit. So she's still saying basically that she's innocent murderer would say exactly nate and interested in dressing like the tiger king or the coolest cat for Halloween they have sexy costumes right now I know I, was looking at Yandi. Andy, has some sexy wants doesn't lug anything like either of them but if you would like, you can get your hands on those. Sure. There's stuff everywhere sold the newest James. Bond film, may be the next blockbuster to hit theaters. After unfortunately, the poor box office figures for movie that just came out recently. Disappointed people they're like, you know what we need something really good. We need something really big and so a looks like no time to die might be the next one. Would you go see it? Not Out of theatre scary would. All right and Taylor swift on thankfully one of her stalkers is now behind bars got thirty months behind bars this guy sent threatening letters and emails to the record label and they kept getting really really nasty and it got to the point where he would drive to Nashville to drop the letters often person. So it got really scary thankfully, he like I said is behind bars Kathy Hilton. Might be joining real housewives of Beverly Hills, just in case you were wondering and Floyd Mayweather has been approached for Logan Paul's boxing match. Now, if you remember Logan Paul he boxed KS I recently and then they've been looking and other people since then like Antonio Brown but that didn't happen. So who knows maybe Floyd Mayweather might happen. Tonight on television Big Brother you've got a little love island. The singer gives you a glimpse of all the cool costumes keeping up with the Kardashians. It is the season premiere of that a little doctor. Pimple Papa. For you as well and that is my Dale report. All right. Thank you, Daniel. We take a break and we come back right after this is. Now where You can go now. Corner. Morning. Show you know we're online doing stuff for shopping we're talking to our friends but what about Gamers gamers online? Let me tell you even playing your favorite game all night. You're about to secure that big prize and then. 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You get twenty percent of your first year. Norton Dot com slash gamers. Promo Code. Elvis? Guide you out of your mind. In the morning show. One of the many things we hit about this pandemic. It has separated us all in the people used to see every day we don't in there's so many people are so important to the show that we don't really talk to that much. Anymore but they're still working hard really hard including. Alley gold put alley on the phone. Hey ally. Anything everything that really pops on our social media alley gold is behind it every single time we just want to say thank you and we want to remind everyone that it's allie goals birthday. Have you. Thank you. Thank you. We Miss. You. I know I know. Now I just see it through Insa stories that I, read posts. We see each other but always social but anyway, everyone how much do I mean Yeah Gandhi. Seriously Alley I love you very much and I just want to say, I have seen the you are getting in crazy good shape during quarantine. Until is, but I've seen the pictures. So congratulations to you, what are you doing? so doing Khloe Ting. She's like this free youtuber that does workouts everyday. They're only ten minutes long and it's seriously saving like I dare they. took. Khloe Ching T. I n. g. and completely free. Two Week programs and she does things that like our pinpoint certain things parts of your body. So like if you WANNA get rid of. Your Lower Tommy fat like she does two week program for that or like inner cy for me is like a big thing So yeah. All right. Favor since you since you have the keys to the car anyway, can you post on our instagram? Durant show, it is my alley. We wanted to just stop everything and say, Happy Birthday, we love you in heavy on the show. It's a pleasure. We Love you have a beautiful day. Okay. Q by. Tomorrow night and Saturday night the twenty twenty iheartradio music festival. We are all around the world right here by Daniel Gandhi and me, of course, migos will be on bt S and Coldplay Kane Brown with Khalid and usher and Miley Cyrus and many many more. It's tomorrow night and Saturday night and it's all for you. It's going to be great. You can watch it on the CW APP as well. Take a break. We're back with Max, after this. AM. Interview Lounge. What is Kelly Clarkson snack of choice during the Corinthian I started working out. Okay. I have no excuse actually do this. As soon as I started working out, it gave me some kind of hall pass to eat my entire kitchen I. don't know it's. Do you suffer from lead foot goosebumps appear for no reason stop living with uninspired performance visit be USA dot com slash am. And find out if Mercedes am coupe sedan or SUV is right for you. Mercedes am g driving performance Elvis Duran in the morning. Rain in the morning show. One of the things we love about this job relationships. Max has been part of our show since God. When did you first come on your music Max? How long has it been? I think at least at least five or six years maybe six. It's wild. It's great and to keep an eye on you to watch you and Emily get ready for the family to get going and. Now a video with your new. Song Blueberry is is out in you're soaking in a tub of blueberries with your with emily did you did stain your skin? Are you? Okay did yeah, we ended up. We felt we. So we originally when we got all these movements, we literally just went to Costco and just got so many blueberries. But when we went and did this giant bathtub, we said we'll make pies out of them or something afterward men after we got out of the bathroom that's Kinda Gross, we won't make. We, died they died our skin. So we got the idea we made all of these like custom shirts out of the blueberries from bath of so they wouldn't put away such as full so. In my garage right now thank you for not doing a blueberry, pie. I don't need your in my pie. Has Not that hasn't happened before. The album. Danielle was very impressed at the video. You saw right Danielle yesterday on. She's about to put you on the spot yesterday on your program. You were doing the Korean rap part of the song and you and emily were amazing. So I said Elvis put him on the spot ask them to do a little bit. Can You do? Without and Jodi bed game on. Amazon Motor ever know now. What do? Not Oh monarchy negative dot gov. that's enough. And what did you say? it's it's really beautiful. rappers is very romantic. Basically says You know you were my like when I was blind. I. Was nothing without you I am nothing without you. You know it's it's really sweet. It's Amazon it was. Of course, blueberry is with Max and sugar from bts shoe. Sorry he so. We have bts on our iheartradio music festival. They're doing their songs live from Korea and It's going to be pretty well that's this weekend So how were you in the same studio area? Did you do this all overseas from each other? All remote we met back in January I. I went to Korea for the first time and and we both are just added basketball fans I'm a die hard knicks fan. Shout out to my New Yorkers it's hard life it's painful but he got that and and so yeah, brought him to this game in alleged never been to a basketball game we went to the Kobe Bryant Trivia game in in La and saw Lebron live and was really special game to bring him and then we made some music and it was a it was awesome to do it from a distance I did something on his project and eat something a mind simultaneously from different countries around the world it was Your project color vision. Let's talk about it. Color Vision. When you think of banks don't you think of vibrant color? Gray? That's the next album. I mean you your music to me if I was blind, I would be able to hear the color and I. I. Don't know if it's a conscious thing. You do talk about the importance of Color in relation to music and your Art Max because I think there's such a great story I'm hoping. What a Beautiful Common Albacete Invest I yeah I think. I've always been pretty I've always really found a lot of love and optimism and positivity I think that comes with color naturally. Just I'd always when I'm in my lowest places finding that that vision that color vision, which by the islands called that has has has brought me back to life and made me feel like I have a new lease on life and that's really why colored important to make and I love the painting out behind you those people can't hear it on the radio it's very, very colorful. I know you bought it just for this interview days. So nicely, heating solid in one of our favorite artists from Philadelphia he's he's very colorful. Are Watching this this will be online they're going to see you. So we're GONNA. Change in your. Blueberry. Color. Jagged. So. This is sort of a common question. We asked artists who put music out right now we're six months into the stupid-ass pandemic and a lot of artists are on the fence. I is this. The time is not the time to put art out or WHA-. What was your decision making process like with that? I think right now I'm sure everybody feels you just you just WanNa feel a little magic a little spark in a new favorite movie your new album and and and I was planning to release this aluminium it's. It's the greatest honor to be able to have people hopefully find that little bit of magic or does feel alive again, and you know it's it's been crazy 'cause we were Hurston live for this and I'm on this giant Rubik's cube and we're doing this live said at the Greek theater and and it's for nobody in Virgil and it's so weird. But at the same time, it's just that little piece, my soul the first time I sang these songs again with the band. I've felt like there was this part of myself that I forgot was alive and so just responding that with anybody by putting out this music and hopefully them hearing and feeling that Whiz the goal is. I got to play it. We got to play as do it blueberry is but look I know you have a busy day today. Please give emily our best. She's just so fabulous st looks fabulous pregnant by the way. He's amazing. He's sleeping pregnant right now very hard for her to move around. She was just saying how much she missed laying on her stomach. That's like the thing can't wait to meet this baby but the other thing is just laying on her stomach don't. Donna don't forget how special it is to lay. I'm. How long do we have four You know? So, so close yet December. Two months craze Max we love you we love having. We. Love your music and listens played. Blueberry is was shooting from bts. It's Max. So good. At them. Neighbors. owner. Bound. Are. Kissing. Own Andre. Auto? Game. Now now. Donate to. Up. Jack Donna. Melinda. Cook Pass China. M., Y., like sauteed bus. Discount. Stop. Sky. Sockets. Off. While you go Max shoe that is blueberry is I love that I love him. He's such. A Nice Guy says his family they're also sweet love also. Cool Hey. Can we talk about what you just said Garrett. So you know you've been following the story along here with US Garrett's sister donated a kidney. To a stranger right and therefore his mother who needed a kidney was moved up the line to get a kidney. Thanks to. The horizon of sister. So correct now find I found out today where your mother's kid he's coming from it's coming from a gentleman in Wisconsin who just like my sister is donating it to a strange a stranger that stranger being my mom and they just matched up with all the blood work and all that stuff. So I, believe a day or two before September thirtieth when he gets it removed and then it gets shipped to New York and. Put into my mom lets awesome. That's so cool. That's so exciting from. Wisconsin it someone taking a piss while we were talking about that I had to brody's microphones. Going on Brody's not using the bathroom. Was a pitcher of of liquid he poured Johnny. sounded. Like someone was peeing. I'm like what is what is on I? Thought Gary had muted me. Hey. So Brody. Brody and Garin. All of us are here in our zoom room, which you can't see as we're about to start our fifteen minute morning show podcast. So of course, you'll see it later in the day, it'll be on like you know in about an hour. Online Let's see. instagram Elvis. Duran show. So why don't we have a planning meeting? We never do that. Let's tell you what we're going to do in our raucous. Fifteen minute morning, show podcast they. I wasn't ready for this. I know we do not WanNa, talk about like bodily functions this time right who talk about Pu every day why is that? Because we have nothing else we have no creativity. It's just easy comes easy for this is. From foray into video so we should do something video focused like I do like the show intel, episodes follows the okay. We're GONNA do that so. Great, we need to accentuate the optics. Yes. We need to visuals. All right. Can you guys think of a show until we can get into? Yeah for sure. We're not going to are we on the air I can't remember now we're on the air getting ready for the fifty. Don't use foul language because this is. The F. Word Fly. You know what else I like butthurt when we played butthurt Yeah Mate House that I think it's so funny I love the. Usually. It takes the entire fifty minutes to do the show and tell. But if we have time left over, maybe have her bonus question ready to go straight names. Is Online twenty four she's teaching ninth grade up in the in the Bronx. Love Her Teachers Hey Mary how are you today? Elvis. What's going on? I was calling because I wanted to thank you for funding a product on my donors choose from my classroom. Yesterday was a big day donors choose they added fifty percent onto whatever you contributed, what? What exactly was your project that that we contributed toward? So you funded a touch touchscreen laptop for me, I'm currently working remotely teaching nine create Algebra's so I am so excited for this because I can now like handwriting and students can watch you know I can my screen with them and they're able to see my handwriting so it will be so much easier to do math by handwriting instead of typing are loving sauce. All right. Well, it's an honor to. Be Able to do that. You know we love our teachers and I encourage everyone to go donors choose dot org. You can actually put zip code in there where you live or maybe your old school you went to or find a teacher that you know or maybe you are teaching you to a project and you can get it funded like we funded a lot of teachers yesterday including including Mary Hey Mary. National Friendship, month September. What it means is we take care of her friends. So we're celebrating with a friend along and their best friend. Braun. Who gives great great appliances and all sorts of things for the kitchen. We WanNA give you. From them. Five hundred dollar cash gift card to add to whatever we donated yesterday. Oh my God that is so great. Thank you so much. I'm so excited I. don't even know what I'm. GonNa, do I have so many things I need to purchase for working at home? So this is great. You know you could just use some of that money for you for. I know that you WanNa you WanNa, outfit the House and get ready to teach from home but if you need something fun like a. I don't know I. got a Pooper Scooper for my backyard for when my dogs go poo that's. One of those but I actually never use it and my husband always reminds me of that. Yeah. Well I'll tell you why five hundred dollar cash gift card. 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Jared his fantasy football draft all set right before the football season started. So I'M GONNA call to foil his plans with a little yoga. Session? Yoga. against. Fantasy football yes. There you go through your problems. Hello Hi yes. My name is Jeffrey I'm calling to confirm Argh Yoga class for tomorrow. Whatever you're selling I we're not interested. No no no no. Not Solicitation. This is just a call of confirmation that we have a yoga class for ten participants tomorrow. I'm looking forward Jamie Noel wanted chipotle. She booked this two weeks ago We're just calling the day before to make sure everything was okay we don't have. Tomorrow. Yes and we just wanted to call the confirm and make sure everything was fine and where there and if there was any issues that we could we could work around. To cancel this I we have something else going on I. I didn't know anything I'll I'll have to talk for about this. Just let her know that the cancellation with under twenty four hours. Notice is seven hundred and fifty dollars which we have on hold why I'm going to have to talk to Jamie about this we have something else going on tomorrow so I don't know how she could've. Just thought you know if you're a little guarded, it's OK after Yoga class and you open up those pores and and your heart and your mind is enjoyable to. Your thing but sir. I. I can't imagine that she would pull this. At all first of all, and then secondly tomorrow we'll all nights we have A. Very important. Tomorrow I. Call you back guy yes she she has my number she gary, and again my name is Jeffrey and Hopefully. I know he he can hear it in his voice. Biggest night of the year is Dana. Here's what we'll do. We'll call him back in a few minutes and you could just push his buttons and act like you have no idea what's going on Okay Okay Oh. What are you doing? Riseborough what do you mean? We remind me what? What is What do you mean? No No. Yeah. Tomorrow it's cool and. We were talking about this. 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Flood Work

The Kirk Minihane Show

2:00:44 hr | 2 months ago

Flood Work

"A couple of Quick thoughts. I didn't get to what we're taping a wednesday night and get to a wednesday morning show which will get to second first of all Michael jerry's back for the second time this week. Thank you. I enjoyed our weather took. What do you mean that's the most we've ever talked to for show. I think i would say definitely good was nice the texas morning warm next week. We're mike what do you need. you like me. Why why do you why you ask note. I said at all what was the what was. It was afraid that something had happened or now. This didn't ask enough questions. His name was tommy devito. I felt like i was walking into that. Sort of scenario pike's peak pigewoman. That's right fucking pimple. At that point he was one of us the closest we ever get to get. There's nothing doing nothing we can do. he's gone. There's nothing's gone nothing. We can s scorsese's data. I think over the course of your voice obviously is moms but i think that's his. I think that's bad. Film referencing. Steve kerr goodfellas okay. You call good fellows. Probably yes good british film dress. Lewis is getting getting more his wife. Everything a british film with hugh grant pierce brosnan. Tation watch that thought. Something was fishy my. I was now but it's wednesday night instead of thursday. That's really through. It gets passed this guy he's asked. Did you have like a guilty conscience. Have you been doing something. That kirk should be calling you to account for not all just found it out. You know. I don't even see me once why. 'twas true that i was gonna say it went through the rolodex i mean. I didn't care for the cagey i was. just make. great doesn't just work here. Has never i wanna and baragan in here to get a great. I was just breaking balls. I want you in your tonight. There would have been fun crops. He's got some twenty-six baseball interviews. Or something so i didn't know so i said we'll bring mike. Mike is a good time. But i didn't want you to feel like you were working to much. It's a little exhaust today's week. It ain't work when you ain't getting paid for. It says get paid in promotion coming in to hang out with your brain. That's that's how i think of it to first of all. I didn't get to this morning. How holbrook died. I know if you know. That's the name i said you clip I just text play the second. This is a for me. I would say all the president's men is one of my three or four favorite movies. Ever you play deep throat. Mike would know him. I think from the sopranos. yes he plays. He's the guy in the hospital member. The guy who invented the he was one of the earliest rocket scientists. Nobody's watching the fight with the rappers and the shot. I didn't realize it was him until he died and writing using wall street. He was in into the wild in the every bit. The came out last thing this morning was like he's best known for i mark twain. That's what i was like this fucking bullshit. He's not he's best known for being deep throat and all the men i mean. That's that is i move. Yours are is because. I saw the mark twain thing too. And i was. I wouldn't know this mark. Mark twain in a touring production of st would like probably of marceca's first day. Bobby jokes humor. That guy. you look up a couple of mark twain jokes. don't use memory. Say maybe maybe don't use some of the other words but you know what was his friend gyms first name the ones you tell us public this man. You know an incredible career. I mean after sixty years go to heaven for the climate or the company. Also people down there slamming. Sammy clemens. man he's good. It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. But how can you prepare impromptu speech. God he's good. It's always the first stand up. I wonder if people were laughing out loud bill. Burr chris. yeah. Let's say. I trust trying. Avacado john f. kennedy. Why would i go to heaven for the weather. Help for the company. He's a front. Ceo is believable. Get your facts. I then you can distort them as you please. Oh that's clever. It's not bad how. I saw a picture of hal holbrook shopping. Eisenhower's hand he played him. He's replay mark twain along. Jesus christ fifty nine. I think the trestle was now his dead. We need a good long life us. Ninety four nine hundred dollars credible. I like i like him in the sopranos episode. That was a good one. When i think telling was yeah. He was obviously out of the dream. Stay at that point. He was so he was. Yeah you watch the fight then the yet. That's a good episode. And i love him and wall. Street's you like the kevin finnerty episode. Kinda did i was found in my sort of did it felt to me like almost like When played stefan like james gandolfini. You wanna talk to regular normal yes. My name is kevin finnerty. Yeah mind it though it was it was okay. It was okay. I like it better than the other dream. Once i remember. So i remember as a kid. People complaining about the dream episodes. Somebody didn't like the shore i saw. I liked him more than a lot of people did. I think it was a lot of his promises where you go back and watch later you like addison so badly you gotta think of it like from my from my perspective or the people that are older than you who watched it like waited for two years. Sometimes for the season for the series get whatever ten episodes twelve episodes. And then he'd be waiting you know is coming. The he had no idea every sunday beef economic put on its dream episode. And you're like all fuck like goddamn and not gonna fucking week for this. You know pissed off can understand. What did you guys headley tv. Show this weekend or no. That'll be tomorrow where we got which we figured what we were going to do. Family ties you want. You wanted to save that for you. We got saved by the bell. Oh sure sure we figured pay tribute to the great dustin taco samuel clemens other samuel samuel powers screech powers. Expired knows first name. That's pretty impressive. I know st wooden Yeah which episode. Oh not jesse. Won't the drugs. No no no that too obvious ended involve the the big screen. Zach fight over. Lisa turtle no interational romance in television history. That's interesting i did think about that will. But we found one casey. That was another one. I can sit. Is you know you say sure. Do i sure do have younger. Brothers to episodes of this. All man forget it. There's an episode. Where screeches down on his luck with the ladies so zach pretends to be a woman. Yes i told you. Remember slave fought against. Mr belding comes onto him as west. Credibly graphic sexy guests. That's all strange. It what. I pointed out was that strange but also like a sitcom staple in the nineties for some reason right. The kid shows that the twins dating the twins young a very strange. Say by the bullet. Which i'm happy to talk about in length. So there's are you familiar with the with the series. Not as much as i. We're going back. I was like this is okay the whole beverly hills now to win. Though did they had a whole summer season. Where zachos and and meet stacey carosi. Play by leah remini And then like the summer's over the back to school. It's the first day of school but zak too tired to go to school. Says momma some stay home on. The first day of school in every character comes by his house and they talk about memories from the summer. That was the mom is like i'm just hired today. No problem i in all the kids. Lisa hi lisa and kelly. In jesse in slater and screech all combine belting. Set us back to the house here. Like come to the one found. His writing was pretty loose. Yeah what are they. Why would they will be here little strange but we were talking about this morning. I felt bad. I you know. I have to say this and i i was wrong. Not i didn't think this for sure. Does the diamond had a troubling second. Half of his life he wrote a he was in. Police blotter facts a few times. Yeah and he a bitter. Tell all that get these. I have only sympathy for child. Actors can keep in mind them chopper for myself dancing. That's right so mean. I'm wondering how much jodi foster or ron howard. Success story right. I managed a fight throw it. Rely stiffer cares yes right. My you know our friend todd bridges. Obviously we've been taught todd statesman great done with sixty of those aired. I thought about todd bridges this morning for some reason master. Your may have played it. I thought about you guys. Podcast and i was like really takes off and makes you a superstar. You know who's going to be kicking themselves bridges. That's what you. I swear to god. This morning i thought busy antonio. I don't know why popped in my mind. How sure right those down but you might just as ing gazing out. Well i so much about eighty sitcoms right. Well i was thinking am. I was wrong in my in. My mind is possible when i first heard the announcement. Is he the kind of guy who do a gofundme hoax. I was wrong this to you. Know on the on the air you talking about dust and diamonds faking his death. No no is is cancer. Oh no actually said that. On air now. Which i was wrong. Obviously i was wrong. Missy earners celebrity networth pegues emmet Three hundred k. Time of his deaths feeling that might be how much money. How much do you think he made on saved by. The none of these told the story like it's classic lake. you know. Those kids made no money different. Iterations of the program is on say about the new class. You played buildings assistant principal. And then he was saved by the bell. The call was he. I thought there was one version that he was not. He's not he's not in the new one the reason he was but i saw it might have been. The college was in college years. I think he was. So i saw an interview with those kind of mario lopez interviewed him for whatever show. He's watch that and it's kinda of sad it seems like he's starting to get his life together and but he referenced something like You know it was sad not to be invited back to the whatever it was reunions. Or he was he was. He wasn't a cultures. Yeah he's the college years. Of course we saw. It's a one season then it'd be and it's literally the same zach de they moved to nbc. Primetime disaster sack would talk to the camera like he battled with the schools like the colleges Chancellor inside the principle. They made her in like. It was a senior in college. Rose back what works like a geek in the same exact thing. They had their formula lucky. We weren't the same school in the. Ra was played by golic's brother bob. Golic the former. Nfl player really. Yes i believe that rights castle. Be bob gullickson vague. Memory of that show. Who shot differently. Right yeah shot like a and no no laugh track or anything laugh track had. There's no way that had been track. But i'm imagining chamorro. Like dawson's creek type camera. Work bob golic ninety three to ninety four right. Obviously they had the a rip supremos ripped him off. screech Episode where they got stuck in the second award it was the same young which is right on the on the show him And the other thing was was turtle. Boy we've had some battles with all the we we do like him taking. It looks like take some time off for mental health reasons right mental time you see. That's Mike i did. I reached out to the got back to you or not irish tumors walnut if you saw it on the story so that was inspiration for that. Yes this is nice. It's kinda ribbon me off. But that's true this weird. No he's on. He's on some podcast right. A couple of his own livestream turtle boy. He's always somebody else's the as a guest once or twice a week. I believe I don't know. I mean livestream is going to set you up again. Is he on anybody's podcast. Jerry jerry callahan's podcast you'd take some mental leave Makes you wonder if this. Steve doesn't evidently because steve's more livestream the livestream on youtube. I gotta go playing a law that livestream got to blame the fucking livestream. Conan's next you think then. Well colonnade i'm i'm i'm hustling for right. Yeah i mean there's never been a more. I've never met a man and immediately thought. Well he should work for the way i have with colony. But things that you and jerry. It's such a place now. Don't you think that things could take do both. Don't you think he could produce hour in the morning on what he's doing. What would it be for spin chocolates. Grenell he's number ryan gave it to you. We're going to pitch him on this. Maybe see what these numbers here fucking producer. What's the problem. Why can't you talk with grenell. Leon can we lose the backstory great wonderful hope that conversation so much space in the context of so annoyed steve for the trivia can finally get past it trying to get my own issues to answer your question. Someone said i would have been better than steve. The only one. I would have known that you didn't get Brandon walker one. So you didn't need me. Say you could save the phone call and i am now if obviously if i didn't know something said that i would have guessed to see us because i was thinking the other super bowls. Nothing else made sense. I was thinking the ravens ones may be but Who's the mvp that the ravens went to the bucks had one. And i'm pretty sure. Ray lewis one but i'm not positive about one. The was the second time the buck the rape twice right harbaugh one. Once and in two thousand they won right. I know that when that's the lowest one year but who is the mvp. The second time that i don't know flacco probably i think you hit a huge postseason. They cabinet right. Yeah oh he's probably mvp so you had the right. So i was thinking. If i had to guess i probably would have. Yes the seahawks. I couldn't think of who their mvp was. It was it was it. Lynch was they kicked. They killed manning right that game. Yes short yes so as i was thinking in my head and thinking. They scored a million points. So maybe somebody went nuts. Wilson are lynch or one of those guys. But yeah so. You could have saved your kurds about it. Well but that's that got us going mikey's number. Yes a call real quick like a pitcher. I think that's nice now. Motive wanna leave jerry show. Hello mike. it's kirk. Hey kirk tournament you've got a minute Yeah you live on the kirkman show by the way. Oh what's going on i saw. You're you're you're you're you're listening today for for an editor or something. Yeah video editor. Okay i going to get dave colony. Is the guy for the job see i. I've heard that a lot. I feel like we're trying to screwing over the over. The ring shrinks the guy podcast. He produced now brian. Ya on mike motto. Who produces that call on april first another hockey podcasts. Business you jerry's to he couldn't do how how much time is needed for this job title job. Okay you must be getting a shitload of people reach enough work. Oh yeah right yeah all right coleens a good guy. He loves barcelo. Love your show. He loves whitney. he's a more big hurry. The big pink whitney. Gosh you totally the like he. He'd worked like a dog for you. Well i didn't know is that is that is that the handles brother the other hand will do plays hockey. Yeah brian do a podcast now. About like like Parenting and hockey and like you talking that kind of stuff from the new england hockey journal exactly. I didn't know that no all right. I'm okay. how's everything going everyday is great. How's everything mike's always you always happy. You're always in a good mood It's kind of a. It's kind of an act now dark sick with it. We've always got along really well. I've always like mike. Yeah well two things one. I love you and i'm a big fan you too. I'm very afraid of you. So i i've always been nice to you. Oh yeah absolutely but you never wanna cross someone you know true. This guy was almost my producer. Mike i know i remember sin lunch with rob bradford who haven't spoken to in three years at the pizza by the way i lost. That pizza is gone. Mike you get really gone replaced by frank pepe. Ace oh awesome. It doesn't fill you up though. Oh i think it's the opposite. Now the what's new what's new and that's been shackled tanning Nothing nothing really. Just you know looking for a new editor. You know hockey up and going. I have a question for you. Guys though schork. Wilbur theatre look going on with that. Went into wilbur show so he pushed that we had the back a fifth time because of covid. So it's january twenty second twenty twenty two and it is going to happen then if you want your absolutely you any of those guys will. You will get you in no problem. Are you guys still doing multiple shows and thank you for that definitely be attending but are you. Are you guys doing. Multiple shows. Two shows that night. Seven o'clock in nine forty-five yes. Yup sold out banks about nine minutes to shows. I look to it boy. Alright we yeah. So so you're saying do we should not pursue this colony thing. We almost onion. I think we can pursue it. But i mean we'd have to get permission from the shore. I understand i understand all right. I'll talk to you later hanging there. What do you think. Conan ads in a parenting podcast. Question example what not to do. I don't really know what his your wife's and labor should be on. A podcast should be having a kidding. Especially that hideous one god. I forgot the maybe the craziest thing. When i was out that i turned on twitter one day and saw that you were like fuck. This lady was unbelievable. That was literally. Billy the weirdest the weirdest thing. You're right in the history because like i said i could pinpoint every enemy in my career. I can pinpoint where it went wrong. I don't even know who was springsteen stuff that's nuts that that was it so from what it's not on me cracked. Yeah because there are times where it's the other person's fault but you can say what you said this you did this year. I did nothing. No fans the fans lobby. Into the bruce to cam- campaign back versus taken that she was offended taken. That tweet from her. Probably come on if brady lovett tweeted that you might be a big bill milk guy. He might be yeah. I guess although for him like texas twenty years younger will of ten years younger than seventy one but still like i don't i don't i don't get it. I ate her. I'll say that three sad. 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So they're trying to snuff out any rumor that in red states don't start stop buying machines. It comes back on his name. Is bob sellers. It comes back on today. does this folks. If you watch american agenda yesterday you may have seen something out of the ordinary happened during an interview with mike. Lindell the ceo of my pillow. Mike is a printed this network and we were supposed to discuss twitter's decision to ban him and the impacts of cancel culture on his business but there was some confusion and mike thought that we were to talk about vote fraud in the recent election. It's a topic. We have covered extensively on newsmax. I was frustrated that we couldn't focus on the current very pressing issue a free speech and cancel culture. And in hindsight there is no question that could handle the end of the interview differently. Newsmax we seek out all points of view. Mike was back on newsmax last night with rob schmidt on his show conversations about kansas doctor. But it's like so so corporate like the way gonna do not know disclosure whatsoever about all the advertising lindell by. It's just said. I liked in the original clip when he was like mike. I wanted to ask you about culture. Cancelling cancel culture for some reason. He wanted to ask mike lindell. Anything really wanted to dig into this with you because you see so interesting and smart but why can't it just seems so much more natural guy like that comes in is like hey everyone knows what happened. There was big news story I could've handled it better. Maybe but you know he was pressuring us. We couldn't do. What can you talk more. Naturally when you're in that situation you just do it so scrip which never talk about. If you do that just move on the talk like that. Just move on. I guess he's he's more of a script guy yeah. I'm sure i'm chris wray was like hey mike lindell's a good friend of newsmax cancelled like just totally cancelled. Culture culture his people. He'll still gonna keep buying pillows. That's true he'll still be able to sell pillows online unless like the the whole the company that's hosting his website Cancels him yes true. He's got a pretty big online business but it does seem odd for a business owner. I mean he's gotten a lot of press so maybe it's working for him. Yes for business. Owner to be that determined polarizing joining up man alienate half my customers years. Really trying hard to make sure. No liberal ever has a my pillow pillows. It's weird so i got. I think. I got bob holders number okay but the number i got comes up in my contacts is another member of the media. Seth wicker sham really. Yeah who i know a little bit quicker sham numbers. So i don't know haunt call it and see short all right. Let me give you a number. Now you'll remember to. Can you remember to get rid of her. Six one seven or champs gareth that you're a bunch of those memories sky can find. We'll talk to him if he was. Hello filed a second. Bob bob lives tape. It's kirkman hand how are you. I'm good. I'm down in my basement. Doing some work just got. I just got one question. If that's okay just wanted to let you go okay in my neighborhood. There are three people and they all like chicken. Parmesan sandwiches in dogs have shitting. Their lawn have not been picked up. Is that because they like chicken parm sandwiches in the basement. Maybe the connection. I thought he was going to go right to. You is working out so basement. Working out train. People are always doing something comes up with wicca sham. It was him up to deep of a basement. He's bringing reception fucking. Why is that even a thing. You would say. I'm in the basement. Oh jesus you know what. I'm sorry i let you go back when you were in the basement. I said live the tape correct. Did yeah absolutely. i mean. I talked to meet her today. And like we talk for a while and these fees smearing it all over. Yeah i just catch them. Like i don't even know what to sadie about the story like weird. He's like i'm getting you know he's like he's perspective. Like i just feel bad for like my mom. I like people because people understand people read the globe and they see that like like. My dad would read the globe and he moved. Say you would text me like oh your friend meter that kind of thing. Yeah that's what i was gonna ask. Is that no. If if you don't listen to this show no one. My age would have heard that store. True so i didn't know if it was a big deal in his life i think a big deal in his life for people like that. Yeah yeah up here. Beyond he's tech. You're just talk to the person who gave me all this going to say okay. Haven't referenced him on west three minutes talk you know but but yeah it's just it's insane insane. What's in the world of my gear. Oh i know. I know it's ask you to years. What was the thing that they deleted from. Rogan's podcast the other day. Say tweet about that. As far as i can tell it was nothing it was like to have on Tim no no wasn't to Anyway i'll find it good. Yeah they were. I think someone said it might have been when they were talking about tim doing where they cut out Part they played part of his podcast and they cut that out. I think that's what it was. It was something like they cut out a piece of audio that they played that they didn't ever rights fours. Okay as far as i know if someone knows different know. But i mean there was only people that heard the first five minutes. It was always really sensitive to while we can't play this or youtube will take our video down so i mean there's a lot of that then they're trying to is a real cancel culture attempt against him today or no. I mean so the the person that wrote the story that i tweeted out thousand followers saw that but they write for media matters or something which has following. I guess so. I think it is because there is also in the same day. it was Rogan insulted angelina. Jolie saw that clip. Yeah yeah and also that. Can you believe joe rogan's and anti vaccine he just said like yeah. I wouldn't get a vaccine. Because i don't have a reason to right so they're trying to get my both. They are so determined to get this fucking guy who's not wild at all. He's not you just pretty moderate. He's at guests on that are controversial has some takes about transgender. People that are controversial. Some people like sure. Well that's big. I saw rand paul today. Talking to the Education treasure a cabinet nominee for secretary of yeah and rampaul was was like saying language. If was on the radio. It'd be fucking dead. You see it or no no. He was leaving at five. He was basically like I think if you try to count tweet it. Maybe jerry callahan's if you look it up. I think so. I think he might have. You might have touched but it was basically like. Oh my gosh. General about boys running in girls track meets starting doing because it stops right there right there. You're dead. He said boys running as girls and track meets in connecticut. All right it's it's over at that point we actually. i believe. That's the the the the girls who had their dad on the old show few years ago and it was great like he was great. And i've had this conversation with people on this one. I don't really feel like revisiting. The transgender argument that much. I've done it a million times. I completely understand where like that. Dad is coming from if your kid or if it's your kid but then you have to also on the other side of the argument. I'm not saying they're right their wrong. Which you at least have to say cueva conversation about this. You have to have a little bit of empathy with biological like born girls competing athletically. I mean especially like i. I don't know what the line is. If it's a sport that becomes physical. Like what are some of these debt gets like. I don't know what the like you i saw. The the the who were born biologically male or now women or girls you know. I think the top the fastest female one hundred meter runner in the world. I think this three hundred fifty high school boys run faster time right now i mean the again. Is it like the most important thing in the world now is i mean if you're if you're a woman aspiring to be sure when the athlete yeah most importantly i understand what is the most boring thing in the world overall. No no no. That's you can make that argument with everything. Sure about is the most important thing in the world. So who cares was it worth. Is it worth asking rand. Paul's worth asking the education secretary. Manno is it well. I mean i think so. Clearly he has a constituency who wants him to represent the science. I guess keep lying. I mean this again. Pictures of rampal show. Which would be great. Can general about boys running in track meets like they've been doing in connecticut. I think that it's critically important of educate education systems and educators respect. The rights of all students including students who are transgender and every other student has to participate in extracurricular activity. Visit that. Like the top twenty percent of boys running and track meets. Beat all of the girls in the state and that you know would completely destroy girls athletics. The girls are being pushed out. They don't make the finals in the state meet. They don't get college scholarships that it's really detrimental to girls. So i just don't know what the like analysts thirty years from now. That is a ball. Get rolling to the point now where it just becomes one sport where everyone plays like. I don't i have no idea think so. Well that's going to be a pro football instituted. I while yeah damn right. I think th the where the place where conservatives misstep thinking that like changing your gender is such an insignificant decision that you would just to win conservatives make that eighties movie where a guy pretends girl the plane the basket on that. But it's like there has to be a place. I understand that the people like well. This side is has been his is given all the brakes forever. Well if somebody's fourteen they haven't if you play with the team for seven or eight years and then somebody comes along. Who's who's i mean it's just it's just fact like the stronger there. I mean this is you know. I mean it's just reality. I thought the perfect attitude. Remember the woman we hadn't here adrian. I think her name was yes is that was that her name them. I think so. Yeah i think so where she had the perfect attitude. I in the sense that like she understood. The argument against is my kid. Totally which i totally get. Why listen to that. I was like okay. I have no problem with that. I have a problem with someone screaming in your face saying you're ignorant and a big for for not agreeing if it's my kid and i you know i've grown up with my kid. And their teams. They play forever and then they lose because somebody was born one way and lives the perfectly respect them. I'm glad they're doing. It makes them feel better. Great they score sixty two points in the high school basketball. And then i then it's mike to him like what the fuck also where it gets. A little clear cut is. Why does it have to be imposed from the federal level. Like why does some guy in washington. Dc gets to decide how this is going to be enacted for every school system in the country. Why can't it just be federal thing like a state decide which is all should be. I just don't. I don't i just don't know where i just don't know. And maybe maybe just maybe it's okay to maybe there is no end lines. Just everyone's i think so. I you say that that's the way it should be. I don't think that's so clear. Cut for people because they feel like. It's an injustice in texas if they have one policy isn't the same as the policy in connecticut. There is like it tends to be liberals who want top-down uniformity imposed from washington on the rest of us. Oh yeah by austin conservatives would like it enacted so those people can't do it not at the national of i don't know if they're being consistent services at the state senator rand paul would like that don. I think he's a bit federal federal guy. Yeah so i. I know i again. It's not again. I've i've done this topic so many times. I don't. I don't really care that much anymore. But i do think it's interesting that like i hear paul say holy shit you know if somebody k. Bob go after him. Jesus christ remember takes goes to say that or base. Maybe his base likes it but also pa- at this point he said so much cancelable. Shit i mean he's had. The trumpster is coming after an analyst. Coming eight bucks. It's not gonna change. I'll get exactly what my thing though is. It's amazing to me that if gender doesn't matter why is no one put up. The argument like make sports on gender. It's just out if you make either. That's never the argument now. It's j. gender. There should be boys and girls too. But i think that's going to happen though. I do think that's going to happen. That's what we should do that. We have girls are fucked ladies there anyway. The side yard. That's just nuts. You can't do that no of course it's why he can't like can you say anymore. Like obviously guys are stronger and faster than girls. Anybody arguing that wouldn't say that guys and girls those terms really don't mean much. Nowadays i guess is true. I know if you want to be a good liberal. You've support girls have being at a disadvantage in their own sports leagues which originally like sport. Women's sports leagues were feminist. Cause title nine. yeah. I don't know. I don't lady could show the press as much as jerry karabelas christ. Now speaking of title nine. You saw the nike. Very into the steve. Well i just think it's i like when woke. Capitalism is being like when they're using woke themes to try and generate business for. You know obviously nike saying we're going to have five million dollars so that women can play football across the country and it's flag football like who's going to be selling the flags who's gonna be selling. The cleanest was going to be marketing. All this shit to them. So it's clearly a money making enterprise but it's like using capitalism to take advantage of the woke impulse. I think it's interesting. I read that in your like alec. Baldwin voice though because they phrased it so dramatically ball one million fewer girls than boys play sports y football. I mean obviously like. I didn't even think of that also brings in. You know like we've been around clemson on west. There's a reason why that town exists in that call. The football program brings in hundreds of millions of dollars. So girls can play field hockey and tennis. And all those things. And that's great but that's how it works. Well i also think it's sexist. Why not just do full contact. Football white girls have to have flag football to question. you know. i don't know. I mean they have powder puff leagues or whatever the fuck they are. And they're not that it's a sexist term fe. I didn't create certain but like you know. I would disagree with this. If you go all the way with this argument. I disagree with this very strongly but shouldn't if a woman slaps guy in the face shouldn't she be is is cancelled as a guy who stops a woman in the face. Like you know what i mean. If we're all equal. And by the way i don't i don't feel because i think men are stronger. I do. i know it's scary to say. I'm against it. I'm just saying like if there's a hope solo. Who did that or whatever and she get in trouble for that. Yes like looked at like tyreek. Kill or mayweather mayweather in their minds on my mind but in their minds. I'm just saying you gotta big podcast coming back on pending these women. Women's by it's weird. It's weird to think that defending women is now you have to avoid. It's just crazy. Like i don't know but you're right though. They want to be treated like. I always say you'll be treated equally lobbies women to in the media and all over the place like once you criticise me. Will julie the car thing. You can't say it's because you're a woman. I think you suck at your job and your guy. Should i say that if you're a girl of course that's not being opposite being sexist. I think the truth is that using they can use the issue of you know whether misogyny or transphobic or something as a weapon against people that they disagree with of course and so that's the the entire industry sustains it because it's easy to just lop everyone in this transgender biggest category. Because if you're if you're if you're transphobic than we don't have to listen anything else you say. There's no room for conversation with a none zero. It's gone it's closed it's done. It's i mean they. That's everything of the extreme side of it's over. They one they want. You can't keep telling about anymore. I think somebody said that the the culture war the culture wars are over and liberals are just kind of roaming the battlefield shooting survived. Holy just looking to pick people off. And they'll get them. They'll get your rogan one day. They'll qualify will revolt employs will revolt. That will happen. And they're going to have kind of some mass and they're going to do with these companies. Do which is going to turn their back on making money. They're gonna start censoring him until it becomes intolerable for joe and then joe has to leave. I think he'll just and i think he'll be fine. Don't think duplicity regular protest which is fine. But it's bizarre. I mean but yeah. That's all just weird that he's gotten to the point now. Where literally if you watch that clip. It's that conversation is had four million times a year on comedy podcasts. The one yeah up you know what i mean. That tone him saying you didn't think it was funny but it wasn't like three our podcast. You know you're gonna pull a clip where there. Obviously he doesn't know angie who is Germain i wasn't familiar with the guy. Yeah neighbors last. name gra. If you think he's not joking he doesn't know angelina. Jolie so that right there would tell you. He's not being literal. He doesn't know the woman always. So what the fuck with fucker redoing. And then he hits her is just silence them instead of have a conversation. Going to debate it. Oh writer whoever yeah. Of course you're running would have someone on disagreed with him. On that trip. I would think is do a lot of that right. No credit economies people would like politely disagree with them. You know yeah well well anyway. 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Congratulations thank you read. I i have no idea. But jimmy johnson doesn't confront to be clearly thinks he's thinking tom. Brady's in the super bowl bill texan the superman. Oh jimmy jimmy. Jimmy is actually being nice to cower to not call him out on yeah later in the interview. He goes back to go back to the super bowl. You know bill you fish with bill you spend time with busy. You go back to the super bowls. And they've never scored a touchdown in the first quarter reading bell. I saw that it was yesterday right or tweet. I didn't realize that that. yes i think. He thinks bill belichick coaching the super bowl. Like a flashback or something obviously never coach against asking any reading the super and eighteen years ago. Coward probably have a show. Then i mean that's obviously from recent. That is bizarre because the joy girl is the new. She's the one who is freaking out on minna fans and cowards. Not an old man. No that's really weird really strange. It's bruce arians right. Yeah to have. Jesus bizarre about a cowherd. Because that's all we had out there and spend like western mass. I loved that he would make these analogies about sport. he'd be talking about kobe or whatever. Yeah and he'd makes us like you know what this is like. It's exactly like when you're getting a divorce. Your wife is leaving. And it's like is everything right. This is nothing. It's nothing like what you're describing five affairs. She's christ i've never. I've never listened that show for more than two seconds ever in my life dino used to love them energy congressional recognition for what johnson did did he this week. And how do you think he's going to push it didn't he say is a coward starting his own podcast network or something barstool debut. Yeah that'd be a terrible fit. That'd be very awful awful offers sillo of men by the way we're talking about him so it would have been okay your fan. I'm a fan of his. I wouldn't say i'm a fan of his but he's he would fit if they were doing straight sports like basketball football. That's true. please. Was simmons right. Yes i believe. Thanks was anyways i pay. I can't keep up with the stuff. Very hard forgets bill. Simmons is also only on spotify. Now right oh is that right. I know that. I know you signed with them. Yeah she was only on with them. I just assumed. That's i think that's what i was saying about. Rogue in a couple of weeks ago float away. Forget about them a little. Don't i'm a big listener. So i it's like for guys like me. Who would check in like every two weeks of the interesting. He's then gone to me. Yeah the media now won't let you forget about it. They're the only ones keeping them relevant to what to do. Because the right shit like they did today and be like remember. Joe rogan and. It's like get the blow stern. Yeah but by no but like it's you know they're in didn't survive long enough to comment on transgender people when it was in the news right. Y'all did many times wasn't right. He wasn't in he. He is timing was perfect yes he also he also doesn't have an industry of people listening to what he says to try and get him. Can't rogan does not so anyways and touch it though. Rogan does it rogan. You know well. Yeah but i mean he could say something and it would just slip by media matters in like paid. People listening to every single podcast. He does order to make a political thing about it. But listening to in loving in today's culture would have lasted forty seconds. You know it's odd though. Is that the new. Stern still does like. I just heard i didn't hear the segment but i heard a comedian on another podcast and they were like. Oh you were just on stern right. And he goes yeah. It was judging the prettiest penis content. Really so i guess he's still does stuff like that but you can do that though you do. The prettiest peanuts yeah. You hear. he's doing but used to do like a mock. I may use the word anymore. Because i you know the the The the old nickname for transgender person He would like miss that right out or put a bag or you know the bag over their face or something on like just shit all over them mean you could find an endless. You know i want you. I'm just saying it's it's but dropped so much of its timing. Of course. I mean like jim. Carrey the famous clip of jim carey in a eastern right puking correct. The woman was a man that was done. Now you'd never see it wouldn't be never. It never happened. That's why kalina then the guy that's a great team. That's how you make a great comedy anymore. Like like a raunchy comedy. It's different like you know. Like whatever kind of comedy. But you can't make a movie like down. You can't make fun of things that a large number of people would relate to not even laugh at just kind of laugh at night even in an angry way me way just laugh like almost uncomfortable. I kept trying to get a great last raunchy comedy. I don't even know you had to know ass movie. I saw in theaters. That i laughed at was. This is the end like the last movie. Like i like you didn't like Good boys i liked it it. You know the comedian wasn't wasn't wasn't really raunchy though well. No that's true. It was as you to have kids and it was just kind of super bad with seventh graders town souad really like i guess not. No i guess. Not if i mean if you watch super bad now you could pick out stuff where it's like total. Yeah i'm sure yeah completely like. I don't know how you make those moves. A lot of it has to do with. Who is deciding. What is sensible. Like when stern was up it. Was you know. In the nineties and conservatives were advocating for censorship but liberals controlled the industry associate vice president united states wife tipper gore was to. Yes i mean you know you. Kind of have on both sides i mean. She was talking about censoring lyrics. Al gore then was a little bit more like christian conservative. It wasn't it was the kind of same. The same group of people advocating for free expression. She was trying to screw called colin powell's kid was in charge. Really trying to fuck startled. Remember stern needs to go after for years. But that's the difference. Though is the the old farts used to censor words. And now it's kids. It's kids you meet saying like you're not allowed to say so what happens when these kids are fifty. They canceled because the rules have changed. I guess when they're real positions of power although they are our twitter. That's the only fucking matters anymore. People flip out over fucking everything that's what conservatives set for a long time it was like you know they'll they'll outgrow this eventually when they get into the real world and that didn't happen they got into the real world and then they got their working at spotify shit in fourteen fifteen. I told the story before. I think on the show. I'm sure i did. It was right around. The are interesting to me. Right after maya angelou told the story right and like She she just died. And i was like johnny. Go tell you something. I was like you know like i fucked her once. I'd say whatever it was it was. It was graphic. Now the fucking radio dale's on average of that earlier today network said something about the he distinguished poet. Miami speak from he said that but it was like like like you said about broken like could that be more of a fucking joke of course was like the thing was like working with a complete remember like the would never never allow. Yes she goes on may twenty times. Who was that who ran with that. Well it was. The usual rule cast the cast of characters earlier. Surely that thank bob. Reach out right and you're like like what the fuck is wrong with you people. And just that's just being asked as being assholes like bob just fucking assholes is such a content this fucking unbelievable unbelievable and he still in his basement. How he's doing some flood work flood work. She says bob holt should have someone doing that. He's going to be late sixties right them with. Yeah and he's just you know the fucking complete asshole who spent months. What's your work on now. So from linda marks dog shit dog should what is next. it would be great though if that's swept. The nation remark the voice of the boston college eagles today. The spotlight team has what what's lower moving to next minahasa. Like hall of fame balloting. She's dig up. Like kirk kirk desks old tweets true collecting world war two artifacts. Should he be eligible voter. He's going to dig up. My drunk audio is this the mess you want more route we i. I forgot colonies voter. I'd taken him away mistaken. He's voters will give us nine. That's fine so that's how it doesn't have to be everyone. I know how many people we should vote in the first class. It's not ten like the baseball hall of fame threes. Yes you can vote for three if you want. And then we'll find tabulate the ones who get the highest total written. I am close removing kim. Bristle for this year's ballot heard you say that that was disappointing. Yeah just feels and then. He's embarrassing himself on twitter yet. He's a fundamental case. Who's the actor a singer. You referenced got a good laugh at it you said it can from bristol was like so and so talking about his character his character captain dory and hung well but i it wasn't yeah it was i forget now. What was it that was like well. It's when you ask. Trusted kirk created the world's but that's my character james justin's james lipton. Exactly what the fuck so. I think we're gonna remove him in the ballot for year. I don't like that. He's he's a i hope. Well look so as pete rose. That's fair it was joe jackson. That's fair you know. I'm not. I'm not bhartiya mighty here not kennesaw mountain. Landis i'm not saying banned same kennedy banned for life do sound like one of these these fuddy-duddies now in the baseball hall of fame one year. He's off the field. Actions are getting him in trouble of us. But that's the team. He's on the field. This is on the field part of being the fan. All right. that's duty. If he gets in a car accident that kills somebody because he was drunk driving. Like that's all that's fine. That's off okay. That's been done foregin Well he went on cameo with casper permission after the fact right and today justin that the trip the tweets. I go if i was on the show and we got a couple of those questions. Fucking hate that. I hate that base. Go you just go. i would have known like fuck. You fuck you. Yeah so like. I said you know one year. What tweet that out. That's official though. Oh man he is not on the ballot this year but he's giving you one year and all events and not there yet. Oh no. I'm not there yet. It's a one year banned from the ballot. All right and just reasonable. I may leave my ballot blank in solidarity with a good move. I don't mind that tweet it out. I don't mind that. Yeah when you're ban. That feels right very set. I thought about two years. But i mean god knows the other podcast. It's years now guarantee that would take now if he does that. He's in vertical lou. Garrick up on the mid. Is that fair. Okay that's that's real ceremony. The tweets as the official announcement kirkman has banned santoso from the hall of fame ballot. For one year buckle up for a rousing speech is gonna give the video of a lifetime s which beco- good luck. Yes i'll definitely be watching that so a one year ban. That's good but you gotta. I mean you got to be serious about this fight in the in the the the cameras right now putting the ballot together. That's what you said this more cash. They're putting the so. You're going to see all the names. I think that's fair There should be what twenty names or so. yeah okay. isn't that what the i mean ballots. Simplisafe what's have to be public by the way they have to be made public steve interesting. Yeah it's interesting wrinkle kind of changes. I think personally me. I'm going to vote for one surprise. I like. I'm not gonna give you the standard three. Everyone's gonna vote for. I think you gotta mix it up a little bit okay. I worry about it being public as i feel like. That's going to lead to some pandering you know. What do you mean. Steve is gonna want to get people on his side. You no matter rightfully so. Yeah i would you know i mean there's ones everybody thinks you're gonna get in the same old. Oh jeez i got a surprise name. I think so. Yeah that doesn't mean that. I don't think the other people were us. Yeah but but yes but a good one busy minute fan from like the old is that matter what what what are the qualifications he did. He did call into Kirk and callahan. He did yes before the new hampshire primary. that's true but like the old ruling. Three hundred wins. Three thousand hits five hundred home runs. What's that equipment. I think there's but those are hard and fast rules as we found that they were that growing up. Saying what are those to change the. That'd be some live shows right. Oh you'd have to have been at least check. Ups play as a contributing role to the show too. I think as well. I think don't you. What if the criteria justin here. The listener would know who you are. That's important. I think you know like I don't want to insult anyone but just some random twitter account that if you go to a guy only listens on twitter if he would know about listener with no steve from providence. Shirk stephen province. I think is certainly i think most people think has got a good chance of being elected. Things tim from. Canton differ candidate. A good chance of being elected so but you say that but doesn't mean that both for the -sarily this only now you said that you're part of the show what makes it unique is. The audience is the fourth cast member. So i think you'd have to say which fan truly embodies that role as being the third fourth. But we only have two people in the show over the mike left all the fucking who who truly lives up to being that extra member of the show who imbibe -solutely misdemeanor steve's liar. Guys worthy of discussion very worthy doubt like you know very very like i'm gonna. I'm gonna take this ballot filling up very seriously right very serious as you should. We know he listens everything. I'm surprised he's not a voter. That's true but the should we consider that. I guess he could antagonised. Take it seriously sloughing off very cool. He's star is a host of a show now and all that and put them in. That's true that's true. We'll just do a good job as i think he will. Yes okay trust you good. You also think you kind of pooh-poohed it but i think steve was on the money. It just might be the replacement for steve. I don't want to know the title with this team. I don't like i said. I don't want be lebron james and i could say sick. Just like dwayne wade. I don't need him short cars. I've often thought. Just dwayne wade gabrielle. Union fan hopefully is the kobe checks. Boy do i. I'm kidding off now. No god forbid you wouldn't care for the suicide thing but he was a wreck wreck at the. I still stand by. That's the we're about the year anniversary of that almost half past the remember. He tweeted. kobe's saying we are at the wednesday. We actually beat the vitamin ones anyway. That dinner probably. That might be the one year anniversary not not to date dinner but of the dinner of the big cat. Steve justin list. Yes and Elias revelation all the same five minutes a wild evening or just went back to the list. No no no. You know what asked him. Cultures got bold. Move to get the lobster. Ravioli was let's see was it was only year ago. More anything more everything. I think you said a word of god. We're looking at like what is wrong with this now. He's cvs re upped right. Yes there you go was the same night that you you made. Good with willie right. Was that right. Okay yeah we did. All those days were dave was like he d. Went off the show just to the radio our turn to okay. We'll talk show with everybody. Jesus else going on steve. Well i tuned into eia on the way to the studio this morning and forbid yeah for a brief moment in time i thought they'd made an unannounced change the station like a format change because they're playing music for really really long period of time. Really the greg hill show on sports radio here this guy. Why do we in the title of the show or something high known fast forum courtesy. He's no longer ones. They play this. They play for a solid minute for what reasons lead the in this year that is cans. New anthems the pandemic unity anthem from john fogarty. So you have. We have bon jovi song. We almost pulled together. Applying for customer released his real bad radio land. Chris curtis holman unity and a thousand times better than blonde jovi mid that well. Can you understand what. John fogerty is singing. That's the question. I guess he don't you just gather with a group of people Socially distanced of course is. Let me attend the game coach. Jesus christ can't because i knew curses i i really hate. His show is still on the two minutes of her. This morning. i was like all right so finish. Got much better. What do you think goes through courtesy. Mind when or do you think he maybe just muted you because it once in a while i see him talk about like the ratings for the patriots and you re tweeted mclaren. He must be shitting his pants. I played because he he feared you very much. Yeah i think he's like. I think he's wisely kind of moved on like he's sort of you know like i will say on from his wife. He's not played. That why i don't know anything about that. But he wisely got away from that we finished in first place thing right like they tried that they gave. The spin was a fun time. Wasn't we picked apart. Like curtis new. I would they even pretended since. Then you gotta give jason barrett more money. Maybe we'll matter. It's hard for barrett though. Because all these fucking pasar they'll pay him so that will really change the narrative. Though once jason barrick's police people. No i'm sure. I did when they may miss number one but i see these people doing them like you know like he's like corrupt like you guys are paying him right. You know in who cares anyway. Like boy elizabeth. Why are you finished. Fourth and jason. Barrett's list i was listening to your show. Radios and industry is fun of so much that i'm amazed they haven't been like all right. Everyone knows that consultants are fucking morons right and we should let if we think. Someone's that we kind of. Let them do their show as long as they're not know cursing on air but they never learned. It's what happens is hap- amazing. But they never learned that what happens is guys like ken or like jason wolfe or like just kind of move up because they're safe and getting a position where they don't ever wanna get in trouble. The troublemakers never become program directors. Because they're good. On the air right. Like i would never be program director. Here's a big. Why would your great on the why we have you sit in an office all day so instead you go and then the guy like that has to tell you all the time because people above them. Don't wanna get in trouble and people then don't wanna be in trouble every is afraid. Everyone's in constant it's like the old baseball manager wakes up every day. No he's fired eventually us how these guys all think too and they're just like how long can i keep this fucking band-aid on before they rip it off and i lose my job and they also benefit from protecting the status quo right but also really. Don't like big picture. But they don't oh you ever seen this very early on the jason wolfe. Who have problems with. I don't think it's a terrible guy. Has no vision is not know. Imagine him trying to tell me something very early on like eleven or twelve into his office all the time when weekends are filling in and just pop in and just talk radio with him and we were talking about like weekend people when i was younger and doing it and ma was younger. Doing i send him. Do you ever think about like giving younger stable on the weekends for three or four years. And he's like. I don't think he was like i think about right now and like that was an honest answer. It's it's not a smart answer for the weekends. And like joey at least he was honest and when they think like that and i do think they think like that. How do we get tomorrow without getting in trouble. How the next thing. I think suit studio executives think like that tv executives think like that and music. They all think like that. How do i keep my job today. They're really defines. The thinking about to the does funding fm station. When invented ninety five hundred way more successful over the rick radic. Who's a super guy. I really like as a program director now. I don't think he's like boy. Ooh how can make the station better than three years. Look if you're on top. Why take risks. They're worried about not being as you eventually. Then then you become now. He is not gonna be willing to takes over them but then eventually become right now. Ninety five is not like the maverick new sports station anymore. There's there is corporate standard z. I it's just. I suck so bad and i get kind of a risk letting fred toucher on the air now but i mean like if if you start a third sports radio station you brought me in the marl. You'll be number. That showed me no more. They're not afraid of that. Who's going to do that. Who's gonna start a sports radio correctly. James huge barriers to entry right. But not even that you would just start a podcast network if you're gonna do that. Who made i'm saying if you're gonna compete with e. r. Ninety five be dumbed to start a radio station. Yes but that's padilla but somebody will eventually be like. Oh boy. were stu extra spread. It hasn't happened but you know who knows what would you have. You said you wouldn't be like a program director office. But would you have and what. I can't believe they would never lake suggested this. Or maybe they did but if they three a few extra bucks just said you're in charge of talent and we'll get some other pencil pusher to do the day stored he. I yeah terrify me. This is going to be making decisions. Obviously but i'm saying whoever the equivalent suggestions all the time and they would just be like. Oh yeah great. Yeah sure and then never listen okay. I'll be like you know this is funneled like should be doing evenings correct. Yeah by patrick galleries. Incredible radio if it's really mean and vr can use to get office sports nonstop really pretty wild us. The part of the show talk back. That's the other thing that program directors and i've said this is like they can tell and that's a sign of a pussy week leaders. You can tell christian. Arcane one thing that you can't tell kirkman right hate that i say to these guys well. Here's something to say to me. Say it i'll tell you the fuck off. Maybe but say there's supposed to be like oh. That was really good today. But you know it's fucking pussies yeah. I remember arcane gone. He's text me non. Stop telling me to get back to the red sox or something. I know ordway those guys afternoon. They hear that. Now get back to the red sox. Oh god or your. I mean like whatever like let's let's do this or that which is just insane. I can't imagine anyone listening to red sox no fence to corrobos. But he talks all baseball. I think who jared. yeah. I assume he doesn't. What does section ten talk. That's gotta be baseball right. In section ten is more red sox starting nine is more no. i know. that's what. I'm saying section talk because i'm like dustin pedroia or something right there's an audience which is i. I don't get it but they have it. Yeah but they do it in a way where conversational dump on each other and they should of each other. And that's good steve for. Yeah which is always. It's not for me but hey listen since okay. What else we think. Well there's two cancellations in the news What's his name chris. Pratt real dug up the doug of that's not actual story yeah. There's no way that chris pratt tweeted that. That's what casey was tweeting about some park on the air. Like oh right. There's no there's not two thousand twelve. There's no other one very much. Real is a guy named morgan wallin. He's like a country music. Hit right he was now. Although i don't know said the n. Word or something skew it in the fund way. Sure but i guess. I don't know a lot about it but i. He's always apologizing for i think the record label just said enough of this case. Lean ticket the with you. It's always good. Tmz gets a hold of that again. You know he's just. There are some rules these days. That's crazy the bad luck the first time we ever used them. Well there are rules. But it's like why can't we as a society be like. He's not hurting and move that you know. He's not screaming at anyone. He's a drunk idiot. I grew we all. Just look at that for what it is so we move on so we know. That's not of course silly speaking of this conversation earlier in the week the resist twitter account that came after us or re tweeting out. Some of our greatest hits our show earlier this week. Yeah what we do. Porno was back in the news. It was awesome barstools. Graced it us. It was video. I can pull it up. It was talking about the different contexts for using the n word. Oh good it'd be if we played marine. Jeez onto something a lot mostly mice fault it. Yeah mike was leading it for sure. I mean i i still in. That's why we got rid of him. Yeah it's wonderful world. We've got a few more names. I could throw out been busy. They're going after that woman who came after lebron. Oh courtside is you. Take your instance. I think they were they were. They're throwing out the general it's different. It's different if i a line from reservoir dogs yes versus me sancti. Look at that and we're walking down the street. I think there is a difference. Is you wouldn't say you can say said and say n word everyone knows what you're talking about but we have to do this childish thing where even in context we have to tip toe around word were saying just because by all day. They tweeted that out as if it was bad. Yeah they tweeted out january twenty seventh. When dave portnoy's viral and words went viral last year one. Barstool show advocated for white people's right to use the n. Word at certain times. I mean okay most okay i mean you do have the right to use it. Of course you do. I don't use it. But like i do feel that else again. I guess like quoting a line from a movie is different than disparaging something saying you feel that way about them. Which don't bob's got you now. God he's fucking people. Just loon the ticks him. No he's definitely he's definitely work. They they got that clip like the day it came out and it was in the middle of the no question because you we were defending portnoy right. Yeah this is. This is another thing. I remember hearing when i was out but it was in the middle and i never heard about it against maybe Wasn't back at some point a little bit. Yeah but i for. All i know is like i i basically was like w let me on the one. Okay it's more blake Portland got us. But even i got on the. How active is today for example. Who knows he might moved on knowing him moved on the fifty other things. Nice to foes career. yeah. I miss him. He's updating his resume. Tom brady but it's nice to watch him tampa bay now. Sure although he's always been a winner guys getting done for years. God knows what he's doing right now. There's a bizarre. I saw featherstone tweets. It's like you know he's going after him again. A fucking featherstone again. This is another first boat first beladere. He'll be considered for sure. I think from people Now that's an interesting debate lobby to. He's a political guy. Like kfc would know featherstone right. This featherstone featherstone's obviously courageousness great ally but there's even entertaining like you know what i'm saying. I find him in a tie. Santana globe ranting raving. He's like a day in day. Out like stephen providence type. Sure so. I don't know. I think it's a tough guessing to be a tough case for some people. I suppose these an interesting First ballot borderline first ballot candidate. He's a first ballot for me. Because you know he he's like well don't say you're voting for shithead. Why because it's all about now. I'm saying we we will have a show released. We talk about. Okay she's fuck that folks unbelievable. Who's the guy that like When mariano rivera one person abstains because no one should get one hundred percent. Who's that guy might be one hundred percent. Oh i'm not gonna say that because they're not sam both for the guy right. Yeah i mean. There are certain people. I think people assuming again i bow say some of the first ballot hall of famer. That implies that you're voting for him no doesn't means their their qualifications them. There doesn't mean the only three votes is more than three. I bow hall famous my mind. We're only three which i'm fine with now. What about someone like. Dc era may be with trump. no ballots. No i'm saying would. They be on on the ballot. That's fine with the ballot again. They want put those names on the ballot. It's up to them. But i would never vote for either one of them. Nothing against i like him. Hp but he's disappeared failed the also by the way bailed on us. It's tough spots to albright. I mean gone. Well he's he's a doj coin gang who good. I mean good for him. I got nothing against it but he bailed on us when we were when there was real shekhawat. Well in dc mean. Forget it would you act- some tweeted about something yesterday. I don't understand what is really those people never leave that. But i can't if you're sitting down all worry about you as a voter at this point fastenings questions but hey listen just asking questions. The ballot you. I assume we have a braille ballot. That'd be helpful what we're going to be. Ada compliant here so ever braille ballot for you. Like you're going to really look at dc and given the he's going to on for masking looking every just look at every candidate right right. Is there something like that. What i know is something that on the ballot. Are we considering tv. Well how many people would be on the ballot. I guess the better question should have been is how important were the days. You know what i mean. Compare not as important as is the barstool okay. Kirkman to hint showed this in my in my mind. I would've agreed. But i wanted to clarify but people who bail dc papa. Podcasts bailing on us. Right an annual. That's using us of stealing advertisers from his show. Sure but then you get into people with career's short bursts who we talking Trying to think of a good example The guy was a guys who i forget his name. The kid who like after kelly martin remember the guy career but made an impact. I think that's a guy who say probably not look. I'm not going to tell you about who the volt for. But i wouldn't put him on the ballot. What about like kingpin pete. He's been quietly see back in the can. I don't believe so. I'm not allowed to give his whereabouts. Oh real or no. I think he may make an appearance on a youtube show in the near future. One of ours. Or no i believe sawyer. Okay can you repeat to start the whole thing. But mike party the party. That was really have your finger on the polls my my lifestyle also started the whole fucking my mother. That's true foundational. He's not he's not the first and my way. Should it be on the ballot. The first you know the first year. I dunno gets during his strips so assume he's listening i know will will. The came as rundown guys. All put themselves on the ballot. No they're not allowed to be on about that. No no that's fair. But then. I those guys are i bow famers. Maybe in their minds ziggy robinson. Read sheldon show. Certainly they're not of the mar. Who give me some other names. Geez six hundred seven report. I mean what does he. Add is a good twitter fall. I like them but what does he like. What does he brought to the show. Yeah i'd say more. In the days he brought because he was a fighter in the the battle of excellent twitter. He's still latest. Another guy he build on us was math from providence. Excellent practic prank call and then disappears. That did the wherever you did. A priority on he hears. I don't who's i really don't remember the shoutout to his aunt shirley on the radio station. Where the good callers. He always made me cry. Because you said you were listening once. And he said that he's he listens with his dad and it's something they could bond over. I remember that chance Good prank calls for a while. Yeah he yeah he was always on. Oh yeah what happened to him. I don't know. I haven't heard can become a humorless twad. Yeah no he threw a fit. Quit the fucking babies. Dm thread yeah. Yeah i mean. John john from scranton. They're gonna they're gonna try. I'm just saying you give it to the canvas right down. Guys man yeah. He's a subset of medicines that they really like does drug test. Yeah let's just say hopefully. I'm bias of the belts intern. Will it's interesting candidate. He's interested candidates. I would say that will make his productive inter. I would not vote for him. I would say if they gave me. I imagine a. I mean that list of twenty candidates numbers of the voters. The stephen hills three guys. Don't think i do know sure. He don't international provided some funny content. Yes yes him jesse. The whole disaster had with gordon fallon a whole existence of him on the phone every time we tried to call him. I would say if they gave me twenty names and he was one of the twenty names. Closer twenty one. I would hate that. I agree. I wouldn't vote for him. But i i i i you could put you can make a case for him to be on. The ballot is still listening. Though that was assume he's probably still they. I don't know i don't know. I don't think jim rice for fifteen years. We're going to have. The debate is willing. Yeah i f- he should be on not should be. I wouldn't be upset if he was on the ballot. Lauren lynn sure israel. I guess i think it should be some real female representation. A blind mike's groupie she's gone done. We're gonna you gotta be consistent so if like three or four women on the list. No up to it's up to the guys with the ballot together. Well it's going to be a stretch for trying to racially diverse. Well that's true tino kirk too hard. No tj hubbard. Sure absolutely absolutely should be considered absolutely should be considered. Nope no problem with that. But again we're going very g here. I don't think that's i think that's an upset. The other families which is okay. Be a healthy mix. I think who who are the main cells. The door people who are in the in the conversation adam jew. No no no new multiple refill. We're doing on saturday night. Oh yeah. Unfortunately he's out. I'm a huge fan. This guy is on ninety six shows that i think he's a great honor personally. No but like ned snark you know as a great name. I use my punch lines all the time. The guy went through held at the matter. Wasco alfred something i do. I think it does again. I'm just. I'm not telling the voters what to do. I'm just telling you how i'm thinking. Why the ballot. In front of me i think to me. The trump guy and steve's aligarh guy probably the two best new era min offense at least since the i'm upset of people i'm an obsessive people Made your song contributor punchline khurana. Oh oh yes. Of course. I mean i would. I mean i. I'm almost tempted to vote for him. Just to piss people off of what about the produced the show. He's got some credential absolutely. He's got some stamp by the way he'd be the barry bonds of the skin numbers. I think he's absolutely. Yeah i think. I think there has to be a place for him years. Greg louganis of the yeah. I might be get a consistent performer. Yeah i could make a case for the guy who emails me from. The i hate steve robinson at mail dot com account that is awarding of the north. Oh for sure. Yeah oh yes absolutely. I don't i don't know if he calls but he does on the in two seconds some saying we've named more than twenty probably some so that you know you see these faces is he. You know there's some there's any we is there any wiggle room on. Twenty twenty is a good number. I think forty one more. No i'm just saying if it's if there's not a clear twenty wine to determine i think it's important for you to take a few weeks off and we hammer these details up. I think it will spend the week. I mean probably the most important thing. We're doing these guys. If i were going to advise the came down what to do but they should be doing. We're doing for whole show talking about the ballot should be. That should be should make sense that to me is i listened to that. That's a show. I joke i get the feeling ziggy robinson will really do his homework on this. I think all three of those guys will without going well. You can't if you're putting me about the you can't be on the ballot dick. Cheney was in charge of the search and neither self it makes it. That doesn't it doesn't work that way for me. It doesn't work that way. And we'll have the announcement we the before the wasco so we have the induction ceremony in the oscar. Votes there right with the people. Aren't there. I guess if you're not there then you're you're out you're out. You're out so all the candidates have to show up. I think that's fair. I think that's only fair. Yeah because if you are a hall of fame candidate you'd think you'd be there anyway. Sure are you going to wasco this summer. mike. I would think so. Yeah doing your shirley invited all right there in the summer. Well what's the what are the events with no ice fishing. oh. He can fish in the summer. Okay he's gonna be golfing miniature golf. It'll be fun your whole budget so hall of fame events going to get. What am i getting with the were. They giving the amount of work that you do not have to work on that. I mean Yeah the you talk to their last year or economic development shit head. His name shithead. I came with a bunch of jokes. Yeah come with a bunch of fucking streets and stuff to give me. You're going to walk to the city you can finally openness and the shit. What the fuck unbelievable blue i would be. I do want to be honored appropriately. Of course a ton of money that bucking city. Churkin dying need it. So i mean we're border closed all All covid long dine for money. Will we be allowed during the summer outdoors. We're gonna do it with a tent that night. Alka i'll masturbate right now. Steve just to piss you off saturday. June fifth june fifth six five twenty. Twenty one i love. That date gets me that fucking birthday this year. Who's remember the last incident stupid. This is far enough in advance. That i get to miss this. The warthog hogan the bill. Steve steve look at us a vomit. Right there would not no. I love the warthog. But has he ever called. But he's brought mama mia like in the way he's such he's such a drip his girlfriend's doggone girl god she can't she'll ruin that ballot. We'll just like a melting disintegrate was very nice disaster. Deserve any the warthogs girlfriend. Probably the before the word hug your job by the way. I don't really know talkable as a falling out and you know i don't really. I know he knows where to dance. He's got access to that sort intermission. So i don't really know what what you know where ted danson lives. He does yeah following this. I don't really know. I know i know whatever business. He works for his clients. I don't really know what they used to. I used to have trump's social security number because he put it on a book contract. Yeah information like that okay. He likes he's doing all right. Seems to be with that loser. She was very nice and sock. She's very she's very s very nice person but she is not a happy person when she must misery all over the place but i do like her. She's very a russian to somehow. She managed to be the more miserable with at jax. Abby despite the woman who had to get married my medicine was very nice do they. Are they on the battle rather no. That's a that's a big moment. Like what are they really. Don't even on brief brief moment in time. I mean you get people who like the marks blewett like she could easily be part of this. Yeah she'd be singing at the ceremony. She would be but she's out right. I saw somebody tweeted. Stacey should be on the ballot absent. Oh she's not really gonna listen. No absolutely jake in louisiana should be out in that case you know what if what if we called parody market right now. Stacy even remember. You know even work working now. The last time fucking twenty-six sheets to the wind right now face down her vomit etcetera rix measuring like that might cannot just men on the ballot. Anyway who knows yeah would be. She should get in and get in. Get on the bachelor but what would be the fabric of the show. What do we do what. what's the. what's the debate. Everyone's voter effort abroad in. Everyone's everyone's talking anyway. Anybody vote anyway. They want. That's i don't even think we should have like men and women considerations they're just say well yes true know who's running out of these parents. Yeah that's true genders social construct that we don't have to see you know we don't have to acknowledge that's true. I suppose that's true puts some just to annoy you is there. Would they put. Keller no. there's not stupid okay. That'll be obviously crossed off all right and he was like i mean no one vote for him in the dave would shake things up to colon have a vote. Yeah i think. Be goofy with stupid dave with take it serious serious. He might say no. I don't wanna be part of this. I shan't shenanigans jerry. Yup well he might say no. I remember we tried to call a couple of times. He doesn't want to be a few weeks ago very briefly but more often i. It's fifty fifty whether you end jury in the interview with an corolla. Yeah he was on curls something you also school a podcast one guy yes because jerry just signed with them so i think that's okay. Yeah i think he owns. Pipe down curl man. I get your love line right here. What are the girls but going back on the trampoline. Can we talk about kimmel anymore. I i was on curls podcastone three times really some segment when Churn in but barstool up. Yeah dave. This is the first time i want to do this until gas. Let me do it. I curl on on with john. Jeremy we had a tasted lay. One day then. I had him on my podcast. The about me one. I wanted to talk to him just about everything in was promoting that documentary. Meetable pod racing. Yeah he's kind of dick he's very he's not a listener at all. No not at all because a comedian. You know i. I found that not like not like plenty of. Don't listen but i found him to be. I'm sure he's a nice guy. But i just found me. He was almost like a refund on that kind of you don't do like i don't life will go on. I don't know what about them. But that seems like his vibe anyways you know he just seemed like that's his persona. I think he's one of the guys who took over for stern west coast. Yeah i forget. It was in the mid west. David lee roth boston. Which is classic radio decision. That is so radio it's possible. Did he do it wink today. Haven't doing music show you straight talk. Who david lee. Roth does a talk show completely some music i think but it was like i remember listening to it the first day and that was like is this really. The doing this last couldn't have lasted three months. No i it was to mocked roundly That's i remember. I must've been contractually. The couldn't talk about that because he didn't really dump on it the being serious even oh really must have when he signed out been like he couldn't ima- maybe likes david lee roth. 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I want that bad talk to show my obscure interest. Sure that's fine. There's a niche clubhouse. Very small niche. Exactly when john lennon died the live writer. Michael donahue i think his name is they came in and said john lennon died and he paused for second. He's a good career move is that we apply patricia in the. Or no no. Because of the legend like hedberg is a legend. This alleged more of that kinison dying made him more of a legend. The only reason i said no but patrice is because like his name much bigger now than it was when he was alive but in this climate he would have been very interesting. That's true. I mean he would have been crazy interesting to listen to true. But i think like chris. Farley says somebody amateur thinking about chris farley for some reason sunday and i was like i loved chris farley. More than anybody chris. Farley today would probably be doing a sitcom or something unless like you wouldn't be doing great calm like he wouldn't. Who would he be. You know he wasn't going to be. I love you. Think if he doesn't die then he's going to not he's gonna stop doing heroin. I'm just saying i'm just saying play a game. He can just live forever. Like more like are saying no. I don't i think you'd be more like because that's the that's the role that out that you'd be able to sustain it. What do you mean. I think you already lang. I'm saying he's not a drug addict. He's alive past steve saying it's like clearly like clear. The terrible grownups movie those that that role was he would be the kevin james van santa's world and career doing large. You could do that. I think you would have had some very serious acting roles so maybe one of them 'cause he was talented guy. No idea that is what i mean. I don't know if it's bullshit that everyone says when you die but everyone said like he could have acted become like they have a baluchi. Maybe could've yeah. I don't know it'd been interesting. Like belushi is more revered now because he died right so sometimes it is definitely. I mean he just picked up a pool sticking wacked funny nine. Philip seymour hoffman would have been bigger. I think great act. But i think he would still. He'd be even even more roles even great career. He had a great career. But the guys who jim morrison for instance it was. It was a good move. Like seventy two. The faculty know you wouldn't have been great eighties and stuff like that cobaine. He's definitely bigger for but he would. Have i think a really interesting career like would you be doing or he'd be talking politics on. Msnbc right to the other day. John stewart is finally on twitter. The other of which is the on the ballot. Jesus who he close hot and cold. I don't wanna tiffany favoritism. oh boy oh boy no he called my show once talk host anymore. He's at he's at the prestige. Gearhead level is always the five hundred dollars a month. Oh yeah. I would consider him absolutely. I consider who i mean. I'd like to see a little more from him. Grant anybody who travels to matter wasco to ask mike about what is health insurance situation this in the woods. That day the five k. You know he's i would consider. I would certainly consider him on the ballot absolutely. Yeah anyway. The other johnston the lease the world famous one. You see us on twitter. I call this is gonna be epic and of course all of this cranky political bullshit like you know that's different s people saying it's going to be at because you're gonna roast trump give the republican come up and ted cruz like hasn't been done comedian. Now great all of left wing twitter so lost to know that they don't have trump shrew is so abc lying on that day. She was seventy miles away. Well i kind of course training all day. Sure jerry's gonna love that one all those people twitter accounts taken away. So she she. Her claim was that she was in the capitol building so she did a. She did an instagram live. Where she said she's data stuff and she talks about how scary it was that day. How some point somebody. Our security guard comes into our office and he was a white guy and a weird looking his is so was he part of it or was she there. He there helper. Whatever times about the uncertainty the trauma of la and said i think she said she was in the capitol complex but she was in the cannon office building. Probably the street. Yeah it's like it's a it's obviously but it's across the street. It's pretty far away though. You've got like like russell. Ken and then heart a couple of different office buildings but she she was decently far away with from it but could she have known that at the time who knows. Yeah a little she. There's a little bit of like a colin thing. There could smell. She could smell the smoke from the pipe. Sage people start digging but again. I'm sure people mainstream media will definitely do that for the really looking to get her in trouble to well. It's like my friends. Stephen told me that you still no details trying to look. I mean you smell the smell the taste it taste the mba. Jesus we did see that and that was trending all day. Yeah i mean. I don't know she's man. She's hardcore though she said. The trump people are planting bombs. Were i know. But she's she is going all in in She's not that she did the ted cruz thing where they move. They both tweeted about game. Stop or what happened. I actually agree with her. She's like yeah but you tried to have me murdered right. And it's comical. Aren't you start doing that. But whatever i mean she's wacko. It's scoop part of our interesting pre show chat mike and are having i think. Leave it there. yeah. I think the becoming a member of congress now is like a pathway to becoming an instagram influence. Our twitter influence her show much career if she gets out of congress and she's just she'll hosts the show. Msnbc or central comedy central guess. The daily show was daily. Show is stephen exactly difference. She'll she'll get a job like bachelor much better career if she gets out of call them now like. It's probably better than even the heavy like a tv show is stupid probably. She probably gets more eyeballs on her instagram livestreams than some of the late night shows sure close to soc appreciate going to be like you know this this rant about my my experience on january six is brought to you by. Yeah i still feel like her. Her destiny is to face off against dave for the presidency. That would be great does feel oh my god does feel like it's going to happen then there's like the sexual attention before. Would you vote for david. president. I respect that. I don't respect a guy you have to like the press. exactly you get a response. Wasn't a big trump cabinet. I said i would have voted for him. You know did you did not. I voted libertarian. Your makers time. I ever vote. Ever really libertarian. Just to give you know. I'm putting the system on various back. It's really changed. Was i gonna is something. That was gonna forget what it was. It is funny that they're saying that that girl from the movies in nominated for best supporting actress dough. Sure she did that thing with rudy so nominated for an oscar. You remember how rudy was polite to a woman who else could have gotten netzer tipped the election. You know god. I mean one of the worst movies ever. There were some funny lines and one night miami. Have you seen that yet. that's the movie. Yeah talk obviously not considerations amazon consideration one of the guys just this year. sometimes we're like the river for Leslie nominated for okay. It's actually really good. Yeah i mean that stuff. But i think you'd like it okay. It seems like very tv movie. Oh somebody's playing ali. Somebody's playing malcolm x. Amis playing it was written as a play. But it's actually. It's really interesting. I think it's got like it's a culturally salient. I think it's good good acting to. It's good okay. Like if i mean. It's a historical pieces. It's not the kind of formula that i would like. But i it held. My attention was a good movie. Regina king directed. I know that maybe. I'll give this shot. You wash anything. Good mike or no. No we just watched The flexi called dead to me on netflix christina applegate. Yeah if you watch it with your girlfriend. i'm good. He's too yeah. He made it all the way through the card. Nellie yes it's just good. Good actress. applegate's fine. It was a lot like the show. You where you can watch it to be like some fucking ridiculous. But it's like entertaining. What a twist and turn given that yellow stone which was colored brother. Adam would you. Tv wants to answer the phone then yellowstone. He told me he was fucking great awful. I watched like one episode season. Three is so bad. It's the fucking awful awful saved by the bell was honesty more realistic depiction kelly. I remember hearing. It is critically climb when it came. Critics are idiots Why are you whispering nor pickle ball when my now what happened. Well i mean what's your dog or no. No that's that's my wife who giggling because of the campaign. Oh too bad before before. Can you defend season. Three of yellowstone show. Told me was good. It's fucking terrible. I didn't want to ruin it for you and tell you that it was fucking is a. Why would you then hours of television. It was terrible. Well i i really like costner. So i houses grades it. I really really really enjoy. What's your name. I think she's a really really a true cairn. The alcohol terra good evergreen. It's a hallmark movie. It's awful awful. I at least there's nothing rick son he told you. So you got you and ryan both like the show's great rise like it's great. That's not a great show. No it's great for covid. And it often pathy costner relevant again. Good luck with everything. Go back to work there. Slugger terrible terrible gave off longmire vibes. Yeah as i love costume asus. It's a miss. You think you back down in the actually enjoyed it but just didn't want to say yeah. I think so but but i mean that's okay i mean like i said it's a show for dumb people sure i would have liked to have gone stupid. Dr swept away was really credit. I also i'd maybe. I already said this you but i watched the tiger documentary to very very knows good. It was fine Something else i was going to mention. I forget what milks. For second. Milton's dot com. Get your great deals. I'm wearing a beautiful time. Bahama shirt right now I love lena. Listen we've talked to own villains. Who took a million five million times if you're a guy you're looking for clothes or woman looked close for your guy. You go the milton's right whether it's zoom meeting whether you're going out with your but whatever it is just a lounge where winter stuff the great winter clearance sale going on right now. 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Well that's true if you want to check the patriots dot com slash mike. I'm always in black face. Forgot about gio. he's an interesting guy. where was he on. Mike and the villains. Yes the first. Ever i second. He's no he's the he sent us like her yet he dropped off at the door was like check out. My podcast guys might want me to be involved in your show like maybe care so into it. If we thought about joe johnson. Maybe mike would be. That's another name of that again. These people come and go. Joe jar cheesy said that bang bang guy. Hey forgot totally forgot about. He wanted to save his college football career. Which i'm sure is that's right. Wendy ruthlessly after kelly martin yes deandre actually shouldn't sixteen year show. It was also. It was also like many many months after the anything can happen. Kelly martin like it wasn't any care but that around the time of the day colonnade think and then he tweets out a screenshot of his message. Like that's right. Look what it should disgraced. People coming on a lot of bodies frightened said. Yeah but mike persons who. I was thinking about the hot dog. I was thinking about steve's runner up performances. The guy who's oh we still you left. Oh no what. I'm saying the ballot. Yeah again what does he bring. Fan hot dog contest. Okay but i'm saying. I appreciate his loyalties a fan. I am very president. For god's sake. I know but that was like president. We ever president now or no negative just taken over the fucking around i think on the on the negative side. He did bring the discord into being. That's true to knock knock. I mean be in dc if they stuck around would be legitimate. Candidates aren't saying they get in first ballot but they will be dc. Trying to huge hats. All i was trying to say. Yeah i mean they kept you alive predilection for fellowship for young boys was a running joke forever. That's right you know that joke. Yeah yes definitely a joke now just talking till like random in the fans of drinking bright to four people in other jugs is that right addiction of any content. Going on there mike. He's not asked me. Are you drinking again. Our no very limited lsu shelters that's about it. I know my limits. Now try to anyone. Good good all right. So we're back next week Any else gone. Stephen the announcer now. Are we taping monday morning. We're gonna take monday at some point. Hit them year. Round for that. Mike tyson short walk so mike monday mike and our debating. Whether you're going to try and tape during the maybe ask you guys and watch the game the big game. He predictions go around the room. Steve robson super bowl pre pick. I mean checks these a tough business especially the he's better by. I wonder if you have just fucking burr tation miami. This weird announcers have moments like. I'm going to say tom brady. What's the score ago. Thirty eight seventeen kissy seventeen points. Holy shit be michael berry. I want brady to win. So i will be. Put your heart aside brain okay. I'm trying a chiefs thirty one bucks. Twenty eight who good game game. Also paul mahomes big knee injury in the second quarter. Wow has been getting us concussions interest. Of course mike maniscalco voter right. They don't forget that akimbo. The voting process earlier to that. That's that's that's gonna bias towards the the g. though right he listens the show. I know that or is this still holding a grudge against stephen province for all those poems could he's biased against those guys probably likes them though to misses them. He misses that lie. He misses this callers. He's mrs relevance in you know stuff your career i'm going to pick. I think you pick tampa bay in this game. I don't do. I trust areas in the big spot. That's the question that's of course you don't. I'm picking the chiefs. Thirty eight. Thirty one high-scoring extravaganza i fly. Yeah the bowl. Your reading pam homes thirty eight thirty one. I'm who's the halftime performer. Dynasty in the works the weekend is that was that was last year. I think would been okay in that to naming obviously not good good. I got twelve of the weekend the week the week. Yes apron elliott did probably like some. I'm not a big music. I in general steve the weekend. Yes so they're applying the soup and then there's like seven nine other people was like seventy five hundred first responders whatever vaccinated right toward the superbowl. Great that's wonderful. That's k you. Watch the whole game. I'm not it's not. it's not a it'll end at nine thirty two for me. I'm good care Moved up here always starts at six thirty six thirty seven. The kickoff nightmare. You're doing the show the next day. Christ really oh yeah was because you have to watch the post game and all that crap and a bit like midnight wake up at four and make sure you catch. Bob kraft hammered given some speed. I suppose boy. Maybe i'll watching. Something could be history bruins again. Why wouldn't be history. No matter what happens. I mean all part of history isn't it i wanna be a cruise the game. What was the game we talk about. Cbs cbs so's romani his idiocy. For fucking crazy calls a place called me for an happens. Nansen romo all that crap. Are i find no in. It's it's in tampa correct. Okay field. i talked to jerry. Yes you gotta understand. We gonna do all the sports this week. A why also. Why do you have to understand. Okay understand why. He has to defend his programming decisions to. You mentioned like them if you want to. He likes football talk about. I don't see any problem with that of you. Enjoy doing absolutely the only time i make fun of. It is when it seems so i. Yeah he jerry. Loves football loves it. He's he's he's into it he'll watch. He watches football and crazy. You know it would be weird for jerry. Did not talk about the super bowl. Because you know he's into the care more of a paul like he cares more about that. Aoc story super bowl. But nothing's going to happen from that. I mean what would happen. I mean yeah. He should resign. That's what i mean. What's the head office to jesse smell. It funny ruined her credibility to who though not to her fans a tour supporters the undecided. She's gonna run against chuck schumer. Chuck schumer. Yeah that's what i was saying. Earlier i think senator first stop on the way to a primary against portland. Twenty twenty eight. It would be right. She's too young to sure she won't be thirty five. Then i'll make sure we'll see. How old is she i. she's younger than nineteen. The seriously is that right. She's like late twenties no way that really true holy shit. She's thirty one thirty. One might just make it a little bit. Younger ted sellers certainly candidate a candidate to be on the ballot legos. Soko sako videos. Through the dave portnoy memorial five k. Get right but the but i mean the terrell davis he hosted the short shrift. Globe's we have a short window of a prime though he used to call goldenthal who ten. Yeah yeah no i know. But i'm saying is he had a long sustained he are. He made a prank. Ause gave murchison. If i remember to say these candidates out there you. You'll make prank calls. You won't do songs you wanna do stuff like you've got a few months to shake your ass. you're right. Balloting closes may fifteenth know. What was he deported. Memorial five k date was the date of his death The twenty twenty or thirty day was fans figured out wherever that anniversary as we say the was. That's day the ballet closes. It'd be great is if you did it. The day you're releasing the case and only visit erica's supposed to promote do better. You start going. You go on. Pardon my take your hall of fame. Guys is unbelievable. it's ted sellers. What do you think i'd say ted is. he's cusp. yeah he's a candidate to be on the belt. Yeah not in. Obviously no not a definite in but you wouldn't vote for him would you. It depends on the ballot. The oreos was hurt by being a voter in a way is just interesting candidate. Too short a ton of content certain. But he's giving up to be voter respect. Well he's an employee that's true you know you can't really come in. That's true that's true and jerry. Karabelas could be in for chris. Sake. that's true. He's a big fan kevin clancy. Yeah so. I'll we'll see has a lunch thing candidates it's going to be a big part of the ceremonies. Ronald could technically be voter. Yeah give us even ten. I think he's making some representation of a certain community and motors now. You might. The the chromosome candidate quantity chris. I would not say a candidate. Now he'd be the next he's an extra wanted on the show. Do you think of him as a hall of famer even with thinness. He's in the hall of very good. That's what you would say. I would i would say he's a good calls his forever though. Well i used to like those calls gave up on them doing. But do you think of him as a hall of famer. Stephen use look at him. I'm not sure you should have a vote. Stephen concerned about your vote by ted sellers. I think ted sellers better candidate. Yeah the sacco videos crippled. I mean they were you close as well though. It's not forget. He was in soccer but knowledge. That you pretty much told mike. Today's sure but they still did a good job. Brave and then our hearts first. Four coppola directed the godfather but wasn't brain great. Exactly justin gets the credit for direct democracy. Yeah that's true adjustment. That was the producer. Justin was the director. Mike entebbe the stars. They did a great job of effort. The tremendous job. She's a steve. I would say. I considered the belt. I would be outraged if he was on the ballot. Exact quote me chris. I would say this is ridiculous. Well he's just not there yet they may just do it. Want three are going to get in this year. Maybe if if they reach the so we have nine voters right now yes. So what is the percentage threshold to have to get in over sixty six percent right fifty seven in so it'd be like the you know close to seventy five percent for having people right. Yeah i mean it's gotta be a minimum. Yeah i think so. Don't you mike. it's fair whom i get. We mike nobody where you could. You could do it over. Sixty six percent so six votes gets you feels over would. Oh yeah okay over feels tint feels. Maybe we'll have to have a meeting about that off off lopo show awfully not for the yes. I was looking at the all. The people at the looking at some old faces at the vigil. I don't know how cats tough it's really really tough in this because obviously guy chance. Sure the amyloid kirk desk. The lunatic steve who's always emailing you. Which one of them. The fucking. The guy who was fucking eating mushrooms at the show. Him of waka rob. What's on your birthday. Is you bertha. it's coming up. When is it friday. Friday happy birthday. Happy birthday to you that why we're taking on. Yes the weekend birthday away. Loser from italy for month for his birthday month is your birthday month steve. Don't we have for your birthday gift cake. No are we going to get myself a steak. Nice omaha steak potentially. I didn't think i was going to be allowed to have any of those usually called dibs on the graft true watch it away and jesus. Oh how old are you be. Thirty one thirty two or thirty two years old. happy birthday. The steve everyone would be nice on friday. Steve what would you know. Why are you laughing at the funniest gestion. i thought. Maybe they would be well there. You go see happy birthday. The next time we see you'll be thirty. Two years old with mike gear. Fresh off a big weekend of content. It's right on the patriot. Dot com slash. Mike thanks to our sponsors. Thanks for joining us. And you know what we're gonna read about it in the gulf tomorrow. Flood came out gone. 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