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Leaving the New Age: An Interview with Frank Sontag

Greg Laurie Podcast

15:26 min | Last month

Leaving the New Age: An Interview with Frank Sontag

"Hey Everybody Greg Laurie here you're listening to the Greg Laurie podcast and my objective is to deliver hopefully compelling practical insights and faith culture and current events from a biblical perspective to find out more about our ministry just go to our website harvest dot org. So thanks for joining me for this podcast. I want to introduce you to a friend that many of you already know as Davis Frank Son tag and he is the host of the Frank Suntec. Everyday Kiki La for four to six in the evening. Now Frank has an amazing story. In fact, is a new book that has come out called like the way home and fact Lee Strobel wrote the foreword for this book and Frank was impacted by one of Lee's books. The case for Christ has so many were, but frank story is really quite unusual for starters he came to faith in his fifties. Most people come to Christ when they're younger many before the age of eighteen. But Frank came to faith in his fifties and he went through a lot of twists and turns before he came to. Christ. Leader and the new age movement. He was a person who would give seminars teachings on New Age mysticism. Happened the way he got, there was as a younger man he was out riding a motorcycle one day and he was hit by a car going over one hundred miles per hour. Amazingly he survived this without a scratch relatively speaking and so this antimony quest for the meaning of life, which unfortunately led him to this new age guru that sort of indoctrinated. Franken the ways of that belief system and so very was new age leader and. He also hosted a Popular Radio Program on the Rock Station Kill Os. He interviewed a lot of the royalty of rock and roll over the years and so forth. But then God got hold of Kim and he came to faith and I want to hear a little bit of a story today because it will help you know more about how to reach people that seem unreachable. So let's give a warm harvest. Welcome to Frank. Sante is he comes. Pastor Greg. Frank give an amazing story here in your new book and I was just thinking about all people you've come into contact with when you at your radio show on. You, met all kinds of rock and roll people who are some of the people you met and interviewed over the years pretty much all the classic rock bands, Van Halen aerosmith. You Name Clapton. Boy. All of them. Yeah and you told me when we were in studio the other day that you at Ozzy Osbourne on. Tell us how that went with Ozzy. Osbourne some. Some of you know I was on a morning show in town mark and Brian and Ozzy was the guest the guys went outside for a break and it was just me and Ozzy I. Not really talked to Ozzy before and it got really quiet and all of a sudden he blurts out. Do you believe in God? Why do you think he asked you that I don't know? I. Don't know all all I know is the Deliverable Sort of mumble. Join your standard for starters what an interesting question asks someone randomly and he would wear lots of crosses around his neck. Yes. 'cause you think of Ozzy has kind of this is into satanism but he told you why were those crosses didn't? He did he said that will first of all two weeks before this moment I gave my life to Christ. So when he? When he asked me Do I believe in God I wanted to unleash the Gospel but Holy Spirit hang on. Frank. So I just sat there. Maybe talk a little bit. He wears crosses as we talked by God. He said because I know God exists he said and I know this protects me and then he said something like you won't know that dark stuff I do. Yeah. So I. was about to really get into sharing my testimony and the guys were walking in. So just as they were about to walk and I told him I said I a follower and disciple Jesus. Christ he's my everything and then they walked in Hey God could reach Ozzy Osborne reached you right? No one is beyond the reach of God and here I mean you weren't just a guy who was into new age mysticism. You're a guy that was teaching others how to be into it. Tell us in a nutshell what is what is the new age? Well, it's the biggest church in America. It's the church itself and the belief system is that somehow paths lead to God that love is the answer all religions all face as long as we can get this love thing straight and I read all the holy books, the Koran. You panish ads. The Babagida I never would read a Bible though. Couldn't open a Bible. So why do you think that is I mean here you are. You would be one of those people we'd meet that would say, Hey, I'm into spirituality I believe in God. But then when we'd bring up the by one nut into that so how can a person be into quote spirituality unquote and then be so close to Christianity and specifically the Gospel and the Bible it's one of the questions of. Questions Greg because the new age movement is riddled with hypocrisy and inconsistencies the probably the primary reason why so many people follow it like I did is because you can be a good person spiritual person but yet you can sin and I was in love with my sin right and they can feel like you can believe in all things at once like the popular sticker you up and see for some reason always impresses is. Think about it coexists right. How many of you have coexisted or on your car? Okay. Good. 'cause I was GONNA say take it off now. But on the coexist ticker, they have like the little. Symbols of the various religions a you know of the world but that sort of the belief that you can have all those things intertwined and even throw some of your own beliefs and right without a doubt and coexist like that's the symbol like ours is the fish. Yeah. There's is the CO exist. But the funny thing is that people that talk the most about coexistence and tolerance are actually the most intolerant people of all. Don't you think without a doubt I mean I think it's Christians will say, okay, you have a different belief than I have. Let me persuade you of my belief but I'm hopefully going to do it in a loving way a respectful way. But I am going to try to convert you over to what I believe. But on the other hand, you'll have other people who like you used to be I don't want to hear that at all. As you were saying that I'm thinking that was me twenty years talk show I would just shout people down. I support a left wing I can't believe. I just said. A left wing. Progressive Liberal Sherp that believed all of that and when people would call I would have none of it and I would try to out debate them. But as far as faith goes, people would call I was a big Guyana, the Dalai Lama and all that. Buddhism and The irony was I presented the show as a spiritual show. Yeah. So Al-Fayed seemed like they were fine to talk about Bob when someone would call in and share the Gospel I couldn't hang up on them fast and right? Why do you think we're both bald what happened? You've never been asset. Have you not you normally are interviewing people so it's different for you to be on the receiving end. I think I need to pray about that. Awesome So okay. So here you are you're in New Age Guru type guy you have this popular radio show your talked to rockstars your life's going reasonably well, but yet you come to cry so how does this even happen? To my good friends actually my best friend had. Met Me, and one of my new eight seminars and. We became buds and we send together and just hung out and had a good time will three years before I gave my life to Christ. He became a Christian. And I watched his life change and he never proselytizing never really hit me over the head and forced on me but one day him and his brother who's also a Christian. Pastor they decide to take me out and play golf anybody plays Golf. In this room you know you go to play golf and try to hit that ball but be. unbeknownst to me and I didn't know until we research part of the book they had made a concerted decision that they were going to corner me that day and press me on my new wage nonsense and share the gospel with me and when something like this. Third Hole I'm in the fairway about ready to hit in my approach shot Pastor Dale in my backswing blurts out. So Frank Jesus Asana got. And I said, we're not going there. What are you doing? You know I'm spiritual. We don't talk about that few more holes, go down the line and he says Frank. I think I was putting says Frank. Who's got you believe in God is there only one God is their absolute truth Dale? We're not GONNA do that. So we actually stopped after nine holes me thinking we had a bad day swing in the clubs they decided at lunch. There were GonNa really gang up on me. So they proceeded for an hour to say things like frank you're married you've got a year and a half old son at home. If you didn't make it home today. Are you right with God? In in between all of the sharing, I was very defensive. I was kind of angry when that question was asked something inside me even though I reacted of course, I am spiritual man I'm a good guy something changed inside and I felt like it was way too quick of a defense and that started me in a moment of really kind of mulling that over. and. So Pastor Dale tells me okay before you leave I was kind of a Buddhist. He said, would you air quotes meditate? On what I asked you. If you died on the way home, are you right with God and I kind of patronage said sure I'll do that. So I, get in my car about ready to start the ignition. Wait Pastor Dale Okay I'll pacify. I sat in the car for a couple of minutes. Anybody who knows anything about new age movement it's about clearing your mind and meditating and I'm doing all that and I started to get very hot. As Greg so candidly pointed out, we're both challenge. and. I didn't wear a baseball cap that day. So I thought I get too much. Sun. And no I'm fine and then I sat there a little while longer and I got quiet. And I heard. Are you ready to submit to me. And I knew who it was a meet eyed son mistake call it. Because he created me and I know his voice. I, knew who it was and I felt no coercion no defensiveness. No like I have to do this. But I freely said, yes, and then he said words that changed my life again and this is the Lord speaking to you. Yes and then I never read a Bible. So I didn't know but he then said. Pick up your cross and follow me. And I didn't know what that meant now. I sat there Loa longer this sensation went away. I called my two friends there hooping and hollering praise God. When that whole thing Yup. And what happened was thirty seven years before that I left church, I would never go back never go back and the first source out of my mouth were I want to go back to church. So. Then I knew something had happened. But a short addendum nights later, Pastor Dale said I'm going to mail your Bible. He said put the Koran away read the Bible. And My Bible came I was up late one night life started to turn upside down it was a difficult period. So I'm flipping through the Bible and. Chapter of Luke opened up. And Luke Nine, twenty three just. Jumped off the page when I read three in the morning on my knees crying like Lord what's happening in my life when I read in essence? Jesus saying if anyone would follow me, let him deny himself pickup is cross and I got on my knees and went prostate and said Lord I'm yours forever I will follow you and now that great. God can meets anybody. Now You you host the program now Frank Pass story who was a good friend of mine and of our ministry. Is Gone to be with the Lord and actually he became aware of your story after you were converted you came to Christ in two thousand nine. Is that correct? Yes. So he became aware of story because it was posted on Youtube. He had you in studio you became friends because you're both in the field of radio. You're still doing sort of you had come from the secular radio thing. He's doing his Christian radio show there on Koa the Lord. Calls. Frank home you end up taking his shown now it's your show, but you've carried that on and so from Frank Frank and both great men and Gods early blessed to. But inclosing knows we can approach this crusade Frank You know we all know people that maybe are like you used to be that seems so closed or so self-confident and they seem to even have together and like nothing we're going to say is going to move them a what. Would you give us on reaching a person like yourself just like your friends reached you. Greg, I have had so many people tell me even at the table they went was signing my book that they were praying for me Oh wow and so first and foremost I know you're all praying for some of your friends just keep praying obviously God hears it. He'll work it out in his time. Prayer is absolutely of the essence the greatest tool we have. So prayer and also. For me. Be careful to not be too exuberant about your love for Christ in that you're forcing on them. Now hear their story, develop a relationship, and then you'll know when to love them and to share his sadler. Thank you so much. Thanks for coming. Thanks Buddy. Pissing God. Bless you, everybody. Greg. Laurie here thanks for listening to our PODCAST and to learn more about harvest ministries. Please subscribing, consider supporting this show just go to harvest dot org, and by the way if you want to find out how to come into a personal relationship with God go to know God Dot Org? That's Keno. Gio D dot Org.

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When God Changes Your Name, Don't Let the Devil Change It Back

Maranatha Ministries UPC

40:42 min | 11 months ago

When God Changes Your Name, Don't Let the Devil Change It Back

"Welcome to the podcast cast of Maranatha ministries. I'm Rick Frank Senior Pastor Maranatha and I pray you'll be blessed by today's message you can access all of our church information by going to our website website at www dot M. church dot com or an all social media by searching at church and now be blessed by listening to today's message inch. We're going to get into the word of the Lord this morning and I'm going to read some scriptures and a little bit here but but I'm going to talk to you about this subject that I have entitled when God Changes Your Name. Don't let the devil change it back all right when God changes your name. Don't let the devil change it back. So let's pray together. Lord Jesus we thank you for your goodness your blessings and we ask that you will touch in this house today. Our hearts our ears our understanding my lips this these lips of Clay Lord depend so much upon you putting in your words in my mouth and I pray that she'll do that today and that you'll touch every one of our hearts our ears open our understanding in the wonderful name of the Lord. Jesus I give you all the glory and the honor and all of the praise for you alone are worthy to receive it in Jesus name. Everyone said Amen. God bless you can be seated. Why don't you get Jesus one more or hand clapping breeze together and that's love him in this house as you see Luhya the praise God praise God praise God a hey man I think today we'll do a little preaching doctrine? Is that okay bridge a little on doctrine and it's good to preach doctrine Paul wrote to Timothy and he said to him until I come give a tendency said to reading to exhortation and give tendons to doctrine we need some doctrine. Amen men we all need some doctrine now on the Bible. I WanNa talk to you about names because my title today is when God changes your name. Do not let the devil change aged back. Explain that as we go on here today. Actually it's probably going to be a two-part message all right but for today I wanNA talk to you about name. Name changes that took place in the Bible why they took place in. What what it all means because biblically speaking name was not just an arbitrary title title that you would apply to somebody in our day we just pick out names we like and we stick them on our kids and we like the sound of it sometimes apparent might actually research the meaning meaning and try to apply names that we you know we think would apply to our children? We have no idea because we don't know what our kids are GonNa grow up to be where they're going to be talented whether or not going to be so we just picked names pretty much that we like but there was not like that in the Bible in the Bible names. We're a designation which pointed to a person's true identity sometimes names were given according to what was going on in the world world the time so names represented things and whenever a name was changed in. There are several examples in the Bible where names were changed and whenever name was changed what it did was it communicated ownership over the person of whose name was being changed. If you had the power to change a name that meant you owned that person or that person belong to you. And it's that that was true through right from the very beginning of time. When God gave Adam Dominion over the earth? You said that you have dominion over the earth and it was Adams job to choose names aims for all of the animals. So if you don't like some of the names for animals you can take it up with Adam when you get there. But Adam had that right. Because God gave Him Dominion over the world and so adam named all the animals. I'M GONNA eventually probably next week. Get into what took place in Babylon when King Nebuchadnezzar changed some names. And we're very familiar with it in the book of Daniel where he changed Daniels name. He chance changed. Hannah's name he changed Michelle. This is not God this is King Nebuchadnezzar. He Changed Daniels named Belshazzar. He Changed Hannah. Nyas name he changed Michele's name he changed Azariah 's name and we know those three young men as Shadrach Meshach and Abednego. We're familiar with those names Chad. Rack Shack and Bendigo. That was their given Babylonian a name that was not their God given name their God given name was Hanan. I Michele Araya and so we are going to next week talk more about why their names were changed and why they never really went by those names. All right. We'll get into that next week a little bit. But I WANNA point out first of all in Genesis. This chapter seventeen where God changed a couple of names here. First of all the Bible says as for Me God speaking behold my covenant is with you you should be a father of many nations. He speaking here too as we know Abraham at the time he was speaking to a Brahma this was Abram he was speaking to he said my covenant. What is with you? And you should be a father of many nations no longer. So your name be called. Abram Abraham Rive made you a father of many nations so God took ownership of Abram by deciding I have the ability to change the course of your life and and by changing the course of your life. I'm going to change your name to reflect that newness and so no longer Abram but you are now Abraham and then of course. He took his wife Sarah and chapter seventeen verse. Fifteen of Genesis God said to Abraham now refers to him as Abraham that as Sarah your wife her name Shell not you shall not call her Sarah Ri- But you shall call her Sarah. Her name will be Sarah. That's where Abraham and Sarah Eric. I'm from it used to be Abram and Sarah. I which you see. Sarah I just met Princess I mean they have a little girls who are princesses. There's a man. I don't hear any men's but anybody have little princesses in the house today. A couple of people thing. Yes Amen but Her name was changed from Princess to Sarah which meant mother of of nations so because God changed the designation of their calling in their life he changed their name to go with it. Can you say men changed their name to go with. And of course we're all Shirley familiar in genesis chapter thirty five. With Jacob Jacob and Esau and Jacob returned the Bible says from Jon Rahm God appeared to him again at Bethel. God said to him saying your name. Is Jacob Familiar with the story of Jacob Wrestling with the angel. And if you're not familiar with that look it up just do a Google Search Jacob wrestles with Angel. You'll have read the whole story just like that. If you do a Google Search Jacob wrestled with the angel because he needed the touch of God and his life. He needed his future to be different. How maybe are glad I'm number one needed your future be different now? You're glad it is is different. I'm glad my futures different than what it once was because I was once on my way to hell now my future is on. Its Way to have it. I was once loss now. I'm found the songwriter wrote and said I'm so glad about that. God appear to Jakup makeup and he said your name is Jakup. Which means Jacob Means SA- planter? Because Jacob actually lived up to his name from the time he was a child and he supplanted his brother Esau and took his birthright that's Jacob ended up with the birthright but now he saw wants is to kill him and Jacob needs help and so he goes before the Lord and the Lord says to him finally after wrestling with him all night he said Your name is Jacob but you will not not be called Jacob any longer from now on your name will be Israel so God renamed him Israel and Israel means God shall prevail and that word prevail in this context means God will succeed God will have victory. Your name is no longer so planter. It's now God is victorious and he can be victorious areas in your life if you want him to be. God can be victorious in your life so each of these names changed and each of the changes primarily spoke about the plans that God had for these individuals. Israel's they had to do with the plans that God had for these people whose names were being changed. Now listen. I know where I was headed and I hope you do too and I hope you're not headed where you once we're headed. I hope God's plan for you have changed so that while you were once headed towards hell you're now headed towards heaven. I hope you let God change the plans. The devil has for your life. Someone said and we're familiar with Jeremiah. Twenty nine where you see this quoted all over the place in memes got plaques on the walls were Gods said I know the plans I have for you plans for welfare and not for evil plans to give you a future and a hope how many of you are hopeless. And you found Jesus and now you have hope how many of you were lost and found Jesus and now your found and you're safe. I know Jesus I know the plans I have for you. We listened to him. Senators world so to the devil sort of our own flesh and the plans those things out for us. We listened to Jesus and we listened to his plans. A man so i WanNa talk to you about about the attempted name change of by Nebuchadnezzar to Daniel Hannan. Michelle as riot. Because it's very important that we understand that and I'll get into to that more next week but first of all I want to talk to you about the fact that not only did Jehovah of the Old Testament Change People's names but guess who else changed People's names. Jesus did Jesus took some of his apostles whose names didn't fit his calling for them and he changed them. That's what we did. He took Simon and he renamed him. Peter Jesus did that he took Levi and he renamed him Matthew because the name Levi didn't fit the calling and the plan God had for him and the name Simon didn't fit the plans and the call and God had ad for Peter. Peter was the rock upon which revelation he had. Jesus was going to build his church. Now you can't be Simon and fulfill we'll fill the will of God. I have for you your Peter from now on as Jesus also changed people's names now Jews especially understood fully that only God had the authority to change a person's name name because in changing a name you are changing a calling and only God can determine your calling and only God can direct your pads and so when God changes your name. It means he's got a new direction for you to walk. Abraham you're not going to be childless anymore. You're going to have many children Jacob. You're not gonNA be a supplant anymore running from your brother you're now going to be a successful the power of God so your name gets changed and here comes. Jesus changing names. And what do you think that made the apostles think who is this guy. Only God can change your name. Because Only God can change a future Jehovah's Hovis the one who dictates our futures when we follow him he decides what role we're going to play and what plans he has for us and here comes. Jesus doing the same thing. I'll tell you what they understood. They understood Jehovah is the only one that can make plans for the future. And they also understood that Jesus was Jehovah manifested in the flesh with understood praise. God so what about Our Name. What about your name? Should it be changed when God changed. You just plans for you. Go with this was he. What's he got some new cult here? We're all sign up and get. Our names changed. Let me talk to you about being born again. All right talking about being born again. How many have you heard the term born again? Maybe I'll ask how many have never heard of the term born again. We've all heard born again common language among Christianity being born again again. My question is when you're born again. Shouldn't you take on your father's name. Your your spiritual fathers name. Am I on Amman. Working and they hear me out there. Shouldn't you take on your father's name if you're born again and I WANNA ask you. Have you taken on your father's name when you were born again. It's very important question question because Jesus was talking to Nicodemus one day. Read it for yourself. John Chapter Three. I'm not GonNa read the whole story. I'm going to give you the I'm GonNa give you the nutshell version of it. All right and Jesus came to Nicodeme and he said to Nicodemus Nick. Jeez first of all Nicodemus came and said we know you're from God God. No Man can do the miracles. You Accept God is with us and Jesus looked at him and said you must be born again which is an odd statement to make. When someone's just giving you a compliment? Look at him and say you must be born again and Nicodemus said. How can I be born when I'm old? We mean born again. You know I I understand what happens or understand what happens when you're maybe the little kids don't they will one day especially the little girls they're going to find out what happens WH- when somebody's born all right. Jesus looks at Nicodemus. Says you must be born again and Nicodemus. Looks back at him and he says read it back up John Chapter Three read it not to not want to talk and later John Chapter Three and Jesus said you must be born again nicodeme and said how can a man. When he's old be born again does he enter a second time into his mother's womb and be born? I don't even want to have that image in my mind but Nicodemus couldn't figure out what Jesus was talking about. Do you enter a second time into your mother's womb and be a born again. Jesus did not no no no no no that which is flesh is flesh. Leave that alone on talking about spirits that which is born of spirit is spirit and so the birth I'm talking about is not a second natural birth. He said you must be born again in in the spirit and so we all know that we are to move. You know your two parts you are flesh and you are spirit. If you don't understand the difference between flesh and spirit let me have you come up here sluggy in the jaw and you tell me what hurts. I tell you a funny story. I was teaching a Bible study and are brought this up at one time in a Bible Study I was teaching. A big burly guys name was George at a big beer and a big deep voice and he was he was intimidating. He was big your your. They'll see the song. Big George was I think about this guy and And I was teaching this Bible study and I was trying to help them. You know talking about being born again of the spirit and I'm trying to show how we're two different parts part were flashing. We're also we're also spirit and I said George if I walked over there and punch to the jaw I said what would her he looked back at me and and didn't miss a beat. Each year hand. He caught me on that that one. But my point is you can stub your toe hurts but if you find out your best friend was just in a car accident accident. And they're in the hospital. What hurts your knee? Your elbow spirit. See we're two parts in the Bible teaches us that we are born of the flesh flesh and our natural birth but then Jesus said you must be born again in a spiritual birth now in my natural birth. Some of you may not know everything about me. I'm GonNa tell few things about me in my natural birth. I was given a name and I was given the name Richard. That's why I'm rick short. Richard Richard came from my mother. Who Liked Richard the Lionheart? I'm not kidding she told me. Where did you get Richard from? Because there's no family names in our family Richard. I'm the only one I have a cousin who they named him richer too but this ancestors and I said. Where'd you get richer because I just like Richard the Lionheart? So named after Richard Lionheart. That's where my name came from. I also have a middle name. It's John Now my middle name. John was handed down from my grandfather on my a father's side. His name was John Baptist. Frank that's right. His middle name was baptised so his was John Baptist Frank so my mother gave me the name. Richard sure because she liked. Richard Lionheart the Lionheart. So she gave me Richard. She took John from my grandfather on my father's side and gave that name to me as my middle name and then of course my last name is frank because that is the surname from my father's side of the family his last name Miss Frankie's father's last name was frank. It gets carried on down and now I bear that name Franken now. My son bears that name Frank and now his son bears that name. Frank so my name is going to keep gone at least another generation or two so. That's where I got Richard John Frank from my natural birth now I was also born again. Aw Back in a few years back. Nine thousand nine hundred seventy eight was first lady seventy six seventy five seventy six January seventy six. I was born again. I WanNa ask you something that. If I'm born again should I get spiritual name or should I just go on my flesh. Trajan Frank. The answer is God changed my name that day and we don't use it. We don't tell people this but I've got a spiritual name my friend when I got baptized I oh I got baptized into a name. And that name was Jesus. And so if I was baptized in the name of Jesus and I took on my father's name name then my natural name is Richard John Frank but my new spiritual name is Richard. John John. Frank Jesus you don't believe me I'm telling you the truth. I bear the name. Jesus I took that name on in my baptism and the devil wants me to forget what my last name is. He wants me to think I'm still love this world but I've been transformed transformed all things become new. All things passed away. He changed my name that day and changed my future future plans. Thank you Jesus do that or you can call me. Richard the Christian. I can go by that too. They did that in the Bible. You know acts chapter eleven they said the disciples were called Christians. I anti so I can call. I can call myself. I'm rick the Christian. I'm I'm Richard. John Frank Jesus but I must not forget the name I bear one of the things. Nebuchadnezzar could never wanted to do. I was get rid of their Hebrew names so they would forget who they really were. We must never forget who we really Dr my friend we are saints of the most high. God that's who we are so if you have not taken on the name of Jesus Christ in your baptism. I encourage you to do that. Because where else do you take it on. Told you this doctrinal today doctrinal today if you don't take on the name of Jesus in your baptism where do you take it on. Unfortunately much of mainstream Christianity has actually really downplayed baptism downplayed. It's where it's not even necessary anymore so not worth sign of an inward cleansing. No it isn't it isn't there's an inward cleansing some teach that it's your membership to the church. No it's not. It's your forgiveness forgiveness of your sins and your entrance into heaven. Can you say man. I believe the main reasons for the downplay of baptism and its importance is the inability of some folks to reconcile Matthew Twenty eight nineteen with other verses of scripture like acts chapter two thirty eight x Acts Sixteen Acts Ten forty eight acts nineteen five. People can't reconcile all of this so they just say skip it all right. I told you this was doctrinal. Let's take a look a couple of these verses shall we hear. Is Matthew Twenty eight nineteen this is what Jesus actually said Jesus said this go therefore make disciples of all the nations and baptizing them. So don't tell me. Baptism not necessary. Jesus said go and make disciples. It's by baptizing them. So I need to be baptized. You haven't been baptized. You need to be baptized. baptizing them in the name name name names but name of the father the son and of the Holy Spirit. Now that's what the Bible says to do and many people do just that baptize in the name of the father. Son and Holy Spirit's but there's a problem because when you look at the apostles who Jesus said this to and what they did they did not baptized ties. Like this and this is where the discrepancy comes in and people can't reconcile it. Also they just say forget it. Because here's what Peter said on the day of Pentecost when they said what must we do. He said you need to repent and let everyone of you be baptized. How in the name of the father son and Holy Ghost? That's not how he said it. He said in the name of Jesus. Christ I feel real bad about this but I've talked to some people and showed them the discrepancies. He's here and they always say I'd rather listen to Jesus than Peter. I'd rather listen. Jesus than Peter I would too. You can check Peter to make sure he said what Jesus said okay. So let's listen to Jesus. Peterson repent be baptized. Every everyone of you the name of Jesus Christ for the mission of your sins and then in Acts Chapter Eight again the Apostle Peter when they hurt when when the the apostles who are at Jerusalem heard Samaria had received the word of God they sent Peter Again and John to them who when they come down prayed for them that they might receive the Holy Spirit because they hadn't received the Holy Spirit yet for had fallen upon none of them only they had been baptized in the name of the Lord. Jesus so here again shop during these people were baptized by Philip in the name of the Lord. Jesus I'm saying all this because I want you to get a name change and I. I don't see any place else in the Bible where the name gets applied to you Peter Again and acts chapter ten after the gentile. The Italians giant's is in house. All right we got some Italians in the house. The Italians this is a story about Cornelius. The Italian and he you got the Holy Ghost while Peter was talking to him and he said Hey. Can anyone forbid water. The vision not be baptized to have received the Holy Spirit. Just as we have any commanded them to be baptized in the name of the Lord Lord and then this is a. This was a good one. This is the Apostle Paul who when if you read the whole story you'll see that Paul found some disciples they were believers. Do you know there are believers who are not baptizing Jesus name Oh yeah there are. There are people that believe in. Jesus they love God they WanNa follow God and they do not have not yet understood stood baptism and Jesus name so they follow him in all of the light that they know. And that's good that's not bad. That's good but I promise you this. If you keep following following Jesus he's going to send someone in your life to tell you about this because he wants to put his name on you. Why not reading it all? But he asked him if they had the holy goes as we don't know about it he said well. How do you baptize they by John? The Baptist John the Baptist was before for Jesus did not baptize in Jesus name and so Paul said John did indeed baptize baptism of repentance. Buddy said to the people that they should believe on him who would come after him. MM-HMM THAT IS ON CHRIST. Jesus and when they heard this they were baptized again. This time in Jesus name so yes being rebaptized ties his biblical. Because Jesus wants you to take on his name the praise God so as baptism important or is it not well. It was important to Jesus to tell US apostles to go. Oh do it. He told them to make disciples by baptizing them in the name of the Father Son. Holy Spirit it was important to Peter. He preached it on the day of Pentecost and extra to the two also an ex chapter eight to the Samaritans. Deep Preaching next chapter ten to the Talibans was important to the Apostle Paul. He actually rebaptized people who were baptized but not in Jesus name baptism to these postles was important. Nah Aw it was an important thing and so the reason people down play. Baptism is because they have a hard time reconciling Jesus and the Apostles cels father son Holy Ghost named Jesus Baptize them in the name of the Father Son Holy Ghost baptize them in the name of. Jesus what are we supposed to do both or how about we just not. How about we just skip it? Listen I WANNA make sure I take on his name. I want to do it the way the Bible says to do it by now I watch some of. You may have seen in this before. I'm going to do something I don't always do with sound. Just make sure it's the right volume here. I'M GONNA put up a video here. I love this guy and I've listen to in fact I've read a couple of his books and I have. I have seen several of his video clips and I want to put this one up and have you enjoy Joya for three or four minute video. All right okay. All right here we go doctor. How many Dr Johnny James Okay? Here's Dr Johnny James Coming Back Right from the United Kingdom. I've been there for two weeks and I was tired. I was so glad to get back to be coming back home to my wife's glued loving and good cooking and and I got on the plane up and I got me a good constable seat by the eye on and I was already to come home and just before the close the door gentleman got on the plane. He took the seat by the window next to me. And he introduced himself and he told me that he was a baptist pastor who had been preaching in England and naturally the question went to baptism we discussed batism from every angle. I'm just seeing what way he going go was giving him enough rope to hang himself at least half a dozen times. When the flight approach the United States they came into the cabin and the handed out reince reforms to re enter into the United States? I asked the Cabinet Tendon. I want two of them. I will pray with one. I'm going to hand the immigration on the one. I was going to play with where it said. Give the name of the country state and city you reside in mm-hmm put name of the country are put the word country. Where's the name of a state I put? The word state is said name of the city. I put the word city I showed it to. My friend told her y'all ignorant crazing said any fool knows the country named country and handle state ain't name state and the city not named sitting. He's they looked James. I used to be an English teacher in Union High School. And we'll give you a quick lesson on proper nouns common nouns. He said you fill out your form wrong. Where's the name of the country? Countries are common noun the proper Noun would be United States name of the state. You said you're from Michigan. State is a common Noun Michigan in the proper noun nameless city cities common noun and Detroit is a proper noun. He'll know simple grammar. I taught English teaser. I said Mr English teacher. How long have you lived in England? He's never lived in England. Well how long have you been in English citizen citizen. He said I've never been an English citizen. I said then you mean you were an American citizen. He said yes so. You are not an English teacher. You an American American teacher. Al-Said English is an adjective. The way you use it matter fan the now teacher I said. Let me help out the English teacher. I said you're not an English teacher. You mean you're a teacher of English. English is an as a typical preposition phrase modifying modifying the now that tells what you taste in the way you use it. Means you're a citizen of England. He's a you know. I never looked at grammatically now. Say They missed English teacher. Neither have you looked at to a baptism. grammatically asset grammatically. Doing is just a legitimate. To say you live in the country country at the say father. The name of the father is just a legitimate legitimately saying state in the name of the state as to make some the name of the son. Holy is an adjective modifying ghost. And he's just eh little the call the name of the city city at the call the name of the Holy Ghost holy goals. I said my grandma is this as good as yours. Only only yours is in a critical area because it has to do it celebration and for the first time is grammar cookie kicked in and he saw it and he got angry. He snatched up his computer and the rest of the airplane when we landed. I said he's so mad. You can find his head so what he rushed off off the plane. I took my time together and got it when I came there. He was waiting and he said Reverend Johnny. I I want to ask you to forgive me for the way that I tried to embarrass you for seven hours all the way across the Atlantic Ocean. He said I'm going to Rhode Island and on home to Mississippi. And I want you to give me the name of an Apostolic Preacher either in Rhode Island or Mississippi. Because I'm a Baptist Pastor and I'm not gonNA put another sermon in my baptist sure until I get baptize in Jesus name and get the Holy Ghost speaking in Thome Doc. Let's all give him a hand phrase together and we thank you. Jesus man you Z.. The Apostles did. I'll have my favorite phrases and I love the doctrinal side of. There's one of my favorite phrases in that whole video is he was so mad. You could fried egg on his head. So what God is good isn't he. Hey listen baptize them. In the name of the Father Son and Holy Ghosts exactly what the apostles did because they understood what the name was. You see how many of you know what the name of the sun is. The name of the sun is Jesus. How do we know that an angel came and told told us you will call his name? Jesus for he shall save his people from their system so we know what the name of the sun is. That's no problem. What's the name of the father with? Jesus said I've come in my father's name. That's the name of the father and then Dan he also turned around and said the comforter which is the Holy Spirit will be sent in my name. There's only one name under heaven. The Bible said given along men whereby whereby we must be saved only one name. So yeah I agree with you. I'd rather listen to Jesus than Peter to accept except I can listen to both both and obey the same thing because Peter said exactly what Jesus said to do. That's why he said next acts chapter four four Peterson. Neither is their salvation in any other for there is no other name under heaven. Ah Given among men whereby we must be saved can you say in Philippians chapter two therefore God has also highly exalted him and given him a name which is above every name that at the name. mm-hmm of Jesus every nation bow of those at having those earth of those under the earth that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ ace is Lord to the glory of the father. I don't know about you but I'm glad I bear the name of Jesus as my last name. Richard assured John Frank and when I come up out of the water you can add Jesus to it. Now was that because Glaziers Chapter Three the Apostle Paul wrote and he said for many of you as were baptized into Christ you have put put on. Christ there's neither Jew nor Greek there's neither slave nor free there's neither male nor female. You are all one in Christ Jesus at all the different different categories that are being bantered about in our day and these people don't like those people. This color doesn't like that color and all of the stuff that you're all one in Christ it's Jesus in the name praise. God I was baptized into Christ and I was baptized into his name. And if you haven't had your name changed yet to Jesus on courage you to do so consuming you've had your name change to wrap this up right now by adding Jesus to it. It is the devil's job to see to it. You forget about that. Ah because if you walk around you see the the the royal family over in England there are certain things things they can't do because of the name they bear. They can't just be like common people. Do Common people things. I don't know that much about them. I don't care about the royal family. I don't even know what the Royal Family last name is. What does the Kensington is that a windsor? I don't know. Does anybody no absolutely. Nobody cares you know it is Windsor. You bear the name Windsor of certain things you can't you orna common person. You can't do certain things we tell you something. If you remember that you bear the name Jesus you'll think twice before. Oh you do certain things because I am a child of the king royalty royal priesthood. I've been born again baptized in his name. I bear his name. I reflect him to this world. It has transformed my life when I took on the family name in my baptism. If you have not been baptized appetizers get baptized. If you've been baptize but left the name out of it. Redo it in Jesus Name Because of the Apostle Paul was here. That's what he'd have. You do praise God so next week. Let's wrap this up James and come next week. We're going to talk about King Nebuchadnezzar and we're going to talk about how he attempted to change. Daniels name is name. Michelle's name has her eyes name. We're GonNa see what all happened all there where we're going to find out what took place and how important it was that these men did not forget what their name was so next week we'll pick up part two and we'll take a look at the name changes in the book of Daniel and what the devil tried to do all right. Let's stand together shall we. Let's clap our hands. For Jesus the thank you for listening to the mayor and author ministries podcast. If this mess just touched you please. 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Point Camp Koepka

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Point Camp Koepka

"Oh Look at Boston and look at this stuff that they posted. Some of. It's like amusing and stuff like that is what we need to get. People to the game of gold your boys congratulations on your doing is mediocre as it is at the LACI issue very much thinking about getting so. I don't fusion surgery that people together thank you tell us reshape brag dump butter knife my wed like the newer younger hip or Barstool Sports Tigers head the three factor. He's had one fusion we welcome in from barstools sport rigs and Trent guys welcome to the show stool sports. We are back. Oh W- it's been a long long couple days five or six days barstool classic today Brooks Kepco Right Frankie's face real out to talk about Britain. Frank is a fucking rockstar again. We'll talk about that. There's a lot to get to welcome back to the show. Everybody have had a lovely weekend <hes>. I don't even really know where to start because like I said there's so much to fucking get too but again welcome back. I'M GONNA start with Spring Golf. They're the best there are sponsor their title sponsor for the entire year a season commercials for other teatime APPs than I laugh because they don't have the pitch of Oh yeah all these other teatime APPS are under the spring Gulf umbrella which is what the pit should be because spring off is the best also giving away the alternate pinehurst experience you bring golf dot com slash Barstool I will you can go to Pinehurst. Stay the Carolina Hotel play bunch around a golf. He had to play Pines number two which is a U._S.. Open track which is just spectacular. It's really high my bucket list. Actually I want to get there. I might need to enter this. Try to win this fucking thing so we can go down on there and go to pinehurst spring dot com slash bar stool all right. We're back. I WANNA start with Frankie Frankie. Hello man you pop punk thing. That was something Oh yeah I mean it's the best night of the year every single time we do it the S. nine year multiple times a year so much fun. It's a morale booster for the company <hes> any friends and family that come. It's the best night of their year. I mean I'm not saying that like my family and friends steps on. I mean I've just never seen everyone so happy together. In in my life like die. It's very hard to get like for me. I had thirty five ahead like forty people that all came for that show and everyone was just hugging taking pictures like I can't think of one other event that I mean a wedding are literally a Rockstar are returning home in playing in your so much. It's that is when we got there early handed loading in setting up the drums drums and stuff. I was talking to the guy who runs milquet. He's and he's like man like he's probably becoming forever. It's like I I have never been up on the state. It was like no I've been up there. I've been there like twenty times like to go see other like other bands and just go in there like my twenty first birthday. It's just a place to bees. Though I mean we rock the house like not. The pump are on tires but we we had a really good show. No I was in attendance and I I agree I agree with it's sort sorta like coming together. Everybody having a good time because every a lot of people from the company were there. You guys specifically do songs that people can sing along to and everybody knows the words to them. You're just all kind of in this. Mosh pit of the crowd is a great turnout for for the guys and yeah you sing any songs at the top of your lungs and then you look up there and you're like that's Frankie Borelli. That's Bob Fox that's P._F.. Tea and that's Rhone. I work with these guys and now they're rockstars. It's very cool like you guys. This all started out as a joke because murky over there unhappy start off as a job and it kinda still is like you guys are like a satirical pop punk bands yeah but you guys are also really good. Musicians and it's fun to go. Listen you guys and it's an actually a good concert. It's I hope you never got guys never stopped doing the best out of your yeah was wow dude. It's fun. Do they have been there fun. Drink Shit Ton Akao drunk and you sing nineties rock in early two dozen rock with all your friends and Co workers and everyone's having a good time Casey said like an always years of playing <hes> working bars. This is like the only event that gets him to like walk up to people in big PAPI Fox. I'm so proud of you embed and like Bob Boxes. He's like I love your blogs and everyone's like laughing and like Oh. Your podcast last week was so funny. Look like everyone's. Everyone's just happy that doesn't happen all because you guys are playing old music. Everybody loves our STUMPS. Nineties cover is awesome. There's at what's that <hes> nineties cover bar L. P._R.. Is If you're ever in the city you're looking for one of the best night's you go. Everybody just kind of forgets who they are. Just starts jamming out belt. Tara failed Log van that plays. They're on the nineties nights. There's a fantastic professional ban. They have fifteen people in their band there. That's like well you guys. Do you have a couple originals and it's just as when you do it you doing that drums so I think that was it had to be out about. Were you there. They put my fucking drums at thirty five feet in the air. I'm on this huge pedestal and then I azam doing the drum solo. They started flash light. That doesn't have a Guy D._M._c. was gonNA fucking with me. Just not even the vertigo just like the when people flashlights in your face. It's hard to see your hands just to put a little bow on this. You know and we can move on but ah I was saying this on the rundown like the more and more stuff that I do on the Internet the more people and like and groups of people in the world I I start to see like working at rallies in like Italian restaurant even know these like like these movement of people existed but the Gulf `Harto's Ardoz like we're we're. We're my I like you know like the people have really will come after you for any take you have or anything that was like my I like realization and then now drumming `Harto's I mean guys you don't want to mess with these guys that have been playing the drums uh-huh their whole life they they play drums and they're in bands for thirty years and my tempos off like they'll tell you that you're tempos off like a big hit like they always are off. Swings rigs the tempo so like I mean there's a drum solo and that's just a solo like it's not that good. It's I could do that. One Guy said sent me a message very hateful message saying that I don't deserve to be on the state because he taught his four year old who has <hes> disorder how to hit drums maniac as well as this guy wrote when when you call your maniac and then I just like blocked on like you sound they seem to think that you align in some way shouldn't be up there but it's like eh entertain all the golf aiders think they have the best golf swing but for some reason with bands they all like a failing band thinks that they missed like like they didn't get their chance right like they're in their basement there in the garage there rocking out they think that they're fucking top top of the rock world and they don't get like signed by label or something like that just because like like listen man. We're fucking punk rock bands what we do at bar so we have regular people go up and do crazy fucking shit and this is GonNa make them feel worse but you guys up there. That's like you guys fourth and fifth jobs like you guys all do podcasts pizza reviews a blog. You guys do all these things and then on the weekends you get to be rockstars. It's it's amazing lurch. You gotta come to an excellent well. I've been to two and then they are two of them more fun nights. I've ever been Philly so that wrong can get a homecoming because he's on his. He is unbelievable on the stage. Joe Cockatiel him in Philly would be a scene. It's a joke good affront Manu's. He's like a legitimate front man. That's incredible. It's just insane that this is a real thing good for you guys a little housekeeping keeping in touch on some housekeeping vote for his kids <hes> lucky and for me that he's he's got some sources and he was leading <hes> when we were pushing and now we're not so confident so that the kind of emo from Kit's is do whatever we were doing the first couple of days yet vote twenty times for kids in this metlife matchup fucking thing will tweet out the link will instagram the link. Go vote for kids. You could vote twenty times a day. City your desk. I know you idiots aren't doing anything else. You're doing nothing else. You look for time crime to kill. That's why you're listening to this podcast right. Now you're going to be scrawl over golf dot com later and all these different websites trying to kill time. What can I do go vote for Kids Twenty Times? We got approved kids. We showcase his <hes> that we got all this love that we got all this power from for our listeners I from patrons from the story so go for kids the link but we all over the place <hes> guest covenant Wednesday so Thursday show should be <hes> delicious activity said big. We have a big guests you nervous well. There's a little play on <hes>. No I'm not a little play on words a big guess quote Unquote <hes> he's. He signed her actions. I just wonder if you're not I'm not nervous. No no I just WanNa know I'm very excited. I don't typically we don't typically tease guests until we have them. That's a show visiting because things just happened things fall through they cancel they miss flights so we're not gonNA go into more detail in that but we do have someone coming in Wednesday who <hes> we've interacted with here and there and we've had some funny moments and <hes> you know he's not we're talking about when I talked about that. I'm not books kept. We are going to talk about that. Brooks Captain Wins <hes> The W._D._C. Memphis. He has only while it's he's now one seven P._G._A.. P._G._A.. Tour events he's got four majors and then three <hes> regular B._J.. Tour Events I'm calling him an air quotes because this is W._G._C.. Yup <hes> where there's only whatever sixty some odd people when you yet be you know top in the world to get in and there's no caught and all that stuff so it's definitely a little bit <hes> different W._d._c. but it's kind of bigger. You know it's definitely bigger than a lot of your average like John Deere classic all right cool. I mean you pick in the W._D._c. in the John Deere New free like John Why it's not. It's not the purpose all three A._M.. The John Deere John Deere's is good but today C.. T. Dear on C._d.-rom Classic Classic Course The T._V. C._d.-rom at the boundary classic yeah. It's now it's not that W._c.. Event <hes> Brooks Capco looked frankie hit was really died on the hill all week last week about you know how he's upset with the Brooks kept could narrative and the media and and a lot of the fans saying basically that he doesn't you know he's he's not try normal events therefore doesn't win and how does he get this free pass point does not just get them free batteries not trying but that he just can't do it and then he goes out and wins W._d._c. and plays in the final group with Roy mcelroy. Who's probably the best you know maybe the he's up there with like with D._J.? And and <hes> with Brooks Kepco in this conversation of like the best players of this generation and he just kind of trounced made Roy look like a scared little bitch out there for four hours straight actually three hundred fifty minutes they play there which was a credible lightning. It was really hard to watch Roy Plan. We're going to get the Brooks Eh but which is watching him pot. I got anxiety and he was just blow it passed. It is like watching Lurch Putt. It's just you just know man but this past week. That's not a shot putter. It's the same type of feeling you're just over it. It's like Roy's over. It and you're like you just know there's no chances goes but he and he knows too because after he blows it by like he has the look where he's like. I just knew I was GonNa say if I could just bury a few putz I would win this this going home. It's one of my great lurks quotes of all time when he hit a horrible pot one time from like ten feet and he goes. I just had no plan there sometimes over the ball Mike I just I'll just give it a shop Bertel. Yeah miracle is thing when they kept flashing up that graph and being like there's only two people in the field who are over part today and I forget who the first one was and the other one was worry mcelroy and it's like if you would just play okay. If you just played okay on Sunday. He would two one but he just he could not again no rigsby stats. I looked at this. Only three people in the top twenty seven shot over par Sunday that finishing the top twenty seven Roy was one of them in the final group of Books Kapka so it is it is a classic it looks like after he hits a Putt it just gives the body language of Man I had no plan. They're like on the third whole like like four feet Roberta after convey one and he just like duck hooked the putt below the whole that I just wouldn't never even close to touching. I really think that's that's when it was over the whole when he missed almost shot point too it's like he's starting to fade already this faster leaner around and then Lo and behold yeah he's out of it. He broke my six on Sunday yeah. He just had no chance out there. You got <hes> he got the mileage by Brooks Kempter <hes> also I mean that's just Kinda. Sums the whole thing up roy showed up about two hours before teatime <hes> and got demolished and brooks captors showed up forty five minutes before st time and just went out there like it was a walk of the park in stomped on macro so that's that's through it. That is what proves my point. I've never once you can go back and you can quote me. You can listen. I've never once rooted against the player Brooks kept. I like him as a person. I think he's a great golfer. I'm rooting for him to be a good Golfer. I want to witness a guy who's GonNa go on an amazing major run streak during the primetime of my sports watching career I missed it with tiger. I would love to watch Brooks Capco like fuck if he's at like dirty majors at one point like that'd be awesome to say we were there at the P._G._A.. Championship given him fist-bump walking up eighteen on Saturday and she like that'd be awesome but the thing that I hate is the narrative around and I couldn't watch the fucking tournament without hearing about when he's going to show up to the fucking Golf Course Oh my God Brooks Kepco. This is what he does. He's not even in here. They're showing his fucking parking. He's thirty five minutes. He's not here. Why does he get show up and he left himself? A chance. I know he ended up saying that he was sick but prior to that he left himself the chance where if he shows up forty five minutes to force teatime and he he doesn't do well well. That's just brooks not giving a fuck. He showed up forty five minutes. See That is hating on the Brooks Guy. You're heading on the narrative that you're saying. He left himself a chance but I'm saying saying he did it deliberately to like have a bailout but this is what they were saying on the this is what they're saying on the broadcast. Yes like like he does what you're saying about Bruce you're saying he left himself out versus like that's just as routine said all time it goes yeah Sundays I usually I always get their forty five minutes before like I've been playing golf all week. I want you to get their log as so then like that thing that he does sets himself for either he did he showed up and he didn't care and he lost and he was the one that went over par with war because he just didn't show up and that's just as routine during non majors because he just doesn't show up early. That's just as routine and then if he wins. He's the fucking hero that showed up forty five minutes early because that's just his is routine and everyone fucking goes nuts because because he doesn't need to practice but rory does it's just it's a whole entire talk about how much he cares how much she doesn't why can't he just be regular. Like why can't he just be the person that just does what he does and he gets a result. Why do we have to talk about? We'll talk about anyone else's preparation yet but it's a golf course you are right in that the Gulf world just running with the storyline of his parking space and all of that I put it in my title. My blog was the tribes clicks I put it arrives it drives and we know guys that have been to golf term. It's like once the play actually starts the term extra starts like you're Kinda scraping for content Oh yeah and you're at the W._G._C.. FUCKING FEDEX IN MEMPHIS like they're scraping and they credit to whoever ever went on like I'm going to do the parking space thing because it works. I mean everybody off. Twitter was all over it but you are right that it's stupid at the fact that dominated the coverage the fact that he gets asked in every single press conference about okay how come like what is what is with this whole storyline of how you can dominate the major championships but you don't show up at regulatory events that is all way way way overblown but at the end of the day I mean the guy I i. I don't know what you can really say like He. Does this actually now. This is what I said when he when we were talking about it last time I wanna see him when he wins a torch. <hes> I said I want I wanna see what happens to the world when he wins tour event and now the next time of Major. What are we going to be done talking about how much he cares and how much he doesn't now is that over because he just one the W._d._c. so like he just show that no matter what he cares about a when he gets to the golf course no matter what effort he puts in he can win fucking big golf tournament? At what point do we stop talking about when he cares when he doesn't can we just talk about Brooks winning. I don't think it's going anywhere you don't think so he just showed up forty five minutes or four daytime and go somewhere. You know they GONNA ask too. I think it's I think it's out like that was cool funding to talk about and I honestly outlets like officer whatever the fuck called like we blew it up big time because it was a very funny narrative of it was not similar but it was like with kids t twenty something like that like that was cool totally random and not intentional storyline that we ran a and we thought it was really funny interesting the same thing about Brooke Chef. I think it was really it's not intentional. I don't think that he like it would seem crazy to me that he would actually fly to go through all the renting a house and going through everything in a tournament in just not Karen any way about it but also for me nuts there had to be right like when you look at this anomaly which is who the fuck wins four majors to p._G._A.. Tour events over the last three years like there's gotta be something that you could attribute that to or try to talk talk about and that was kind of the theory was that he didn't care and whether again I kinda got into deeper care means which is like does he need to practice at home for a week before to be good at a tournament. Did he do that for this one and he doesn't do it for regular stops and he does it for majors like who the fuck really knows but it was just a really interesting anomaly that was happening. He started to like eat. He started to eat it up to men like he like his comments. Were like I play when you see me on. He didn't need to sail that but I think that Brooks is trying to like he didn't talk for the first year year and a half when he was winning the majors more like why the fuck is Brooks Capco so boring and he he's like found his lane like this is his lane. He's the common man he's the guy that calls big cat and big at becomes a fake fan and thinks he knows everything about Golf Because Brooks Kepco PCA texts him sometimes from here to there and then like that's like this is brooks kept goes like whole store. He's a blake now and he's awesome but like yet but brooks kept going has probably been doing this whole entire fucking careers just now. He's Kinda like eating it up talking. He said that to us like I didn't think I think that I could start talking until like I had some wins under my belt and stuff so this is just who Brooks Cup is. I don't think that he tries one way tries the other. I think he saw storyline like we did. Everyone blows it up. He kind of he kind of eight at it. He's getting the questions yes answer them. The only questions he's getting same thing he used to complain <hes> the only question you would get is do you eat horsemeat and he's like yeah like I'm just going to say yes every single time because that's what I do I wake up and I like what else what else who wants to say so if they keep saying do you care and he's just going to be like a and <hes> you know. I like the majors but like I don't know when the T._v.. Zombie then I'll care like little stuff like that. Just fucking drove me nuts but now that he win what you like the cockiness it's great. It's crazy cockiness but it's I just didn't think it was genuine because I was just waiting for a moment like this at the W._c.. You see where he does the same thing and just wins like he did the thing that everyone's saying oh he loses because he shows a forty five minutes. You said that at the travelers you're like. Didn't you say that he wouldn't they said he showed up like fifteen or ten minutes. I felt like like who knows that he could have fucking one that we can't. He just is played better like he did the same thing here. Essentially he just played fucking lights out. I didn't like the excuse like that. Excuse the travelers is like Brooks didn't show up until fifteen minutes but was using that excuse no no. It's just like surround but there's nothing does money buys into doing to stop it definitely yeah he never once that guys I fucking WanNa win this week every once yeah he did. He kinda made little he's always made the little side comments and this and that and kind of plays into it feeds it because I think he doesn't else enjoy it. I think you've you've found the way that he kind of even I was always amazed even when he when he won the U._S.. Open for the second time and they were you know they interview about a motivation and this and that and he had a lot of examples of people that like wouldn't talk about him or wouldn't give pick him or wouldn't you know he wouldn't get the media love after that he thought he deserves so he is clearly more plugged in than he likes to lead on which means all this narrative stuff all this brooks only tries and majors and like what's the deal with him outside of majors he was obviously aware of those things and he's a sharp enough guy I think that we found out with an and and how much he's learned to kind of express his voice in his opinion and jump into the conversation when he wants to that he knows how to do that and be effective at it and he's done that he definitely he could have easily extinguished that whole thing easily been like I want to win every turn my show. That's what tiger always says tigers always said I would never I won't show up play an event if I don't think I could win it and that's the cockiness I like. That is the cockiness I I liked that Brooke Brooks Calculus cocky but he doesn't quite have it like he doesn't have that like ominous. Show up and dominate you. The cockiness that people love right now about brooks is like <hes> once every couple of weeks thing I can turn on when I wanted a couple of weeks. You Better Watch out because I'M GONNA fucking dusty guys like dude like I don't know like you're losing like like three out of the four weeks then like I mean whatever why are you being so cocky about it but it is because it's major so the anomaly breaks my brain because I don't know how fucking one four out of four pages already but I duNno. It's just rubbed me the wrong way. I'm glad to see him win W._B._Z.. And maybe put an end to all this like Brooks kept caring meter and everyone's GonNa fuck in you know breakdown how much he cares when he up on the T.. I think he just wants to win. Let's just talk like you just wants to win. It was interesting how he did it on Sunday to because he was at the open you know he was horrible with his potter could make anything especially the last couple days it felt like and then this last round I mean he really. It wasn't like he played lights out. He just made everything you gotta but now from a ton of spots his putting during the opening said he's like nobody's hitting the ball better than me this week I just can't pop campout yeah and he said nobody's putting worse than <hes> right and then he putted lights out <hes> so you know it's not it's he is a threat when he's as strong as he has hit the ball as far as he does his ball striking can be in his frequently as good as it is and then he proved that he can really get hot with the putter and in that situation he's going to beat everybody and he did range finer. That's question a lot of people wondering what Kinda range-bound you guys use pinned k <hes> that's the name of pinned golf very cool story of the main. Just it's quite simple. Range finders shouldn't cost you four hundred plus dollars because they're all using the same technology the Pearl from pinned about half the cost one hundred seventy five bucks. It's lightweight. 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Go Line to say so people go all the time. That's a camp cap collide that is on the line. It's like Kinda funny yeah. He didn't bring it up at all until after his presser somebody asked him about it like Brooks kind of rumors you feel the weather and he's like Oh yeah. I've been sick all week like why didn't you. You didn't talk about that at all these. I don't need to talk about people go to work sick all time which is great eight mile although I don't. I don't think that's I don't want people go into work. I thought that to know you. Don't you know I don't WanNa be hard on the altar cool. It's too but it's like if you've got a runny nose then you're all over the place. Stay I trust you so what's the catch twenty two right because you you know you don't want to skip out because then your boss like fuck you Kinda work then you're like well. If you show up sick here Dave like once a fire home yeah so the which as being around sick people you know what the move is. You show up appear really really sick for five minutes and then you get people do that. I mean I've done it once where like I really was. I think I had the fucking like the flu like majorly. I show them like a hi Dave. I just couldn't even what's wrong with you on like I don't know man I gotta go to Dr Make The track here and approved approved in front of him that you are actually say elevator opens you start crawling day. Let me get a thermometer senator your at his office. You're not as running onto the floor and he's like all right. Get outta here all right now then he gets me he's like why did you even show up for. This moment came in here this moment right here. The show is look inside my bloodshot eyes even when he says why even show up he's probably like all right. He's actually sick. That's worth it enough and then you go home I agree with that but Kepco a warrior out there Sergio Garcia Uh slamming his club into the ground into teebox heating kind of snap book or something in the water over there in Spain because we got a couple I mean these guys are just crazy. They're just pure saint there. Is They have a deal you know Sergio. Garcia has a temper problem. He's now proven it with his out. I mean I saw him when I put it in the blog yeah the Saudi Arabia was the bunker and then at the open. He threw his driver at his caddy. Then this latest one in Memphis he takes a huge chunk out of the box was a Saudi Arabia when he was dragging his feet around the Greens ruin that green damage seven green yeah yeah go you show out of the tournament you sir gotta go behavior of a drunk person. Ruining seven green worst the slamming onto the tee box. If I was filmed with like a Iraq what kind of Cam saying the clip I mean it was the first camera ever invented they put on the back of this T- <hes> but man was that a clean chunk hit the ground. He's done that before that was it was a perfectly slammed club. Hilson swung at like six times yeah yeah and then there was the from Saudi Arabia the only clip that we had was him in the bunker like five back and forth like Hughes Fog Snow Angel. Basically I think the format they say is like a really good form of <hes> <hes> brooming like like a sweeping sweeping he was doing a sweeping effect but this year too yeah in Sweden and send I and a little bit crazy. He's like you one. Your major dude like out on the last year has been as like worst year of acting now yeah he got. He won the masters and then he got married. It's like things are great but who should be good on paper. They're good yeah does too in his interviews and all that he seems like back off course through some horrible stuff where jacket to Wimbledon member that guys like like he's made a ton of money he finally want his major and that major was a the masters what's wrong dude. It's pretty crazy man fine something's wrong. I don't know what is wrong. Something in there is wrong man Sergio Garcia. I <hes> he's got an interesting thing going onto onto. He I noticed this right away that I'm GonNa read this quote but he <hes> after the whole of Saudi Arabia incident. I thought it was really interesting that he didn't do very many like media and then he just started ramping up his social media he presents and it was like is instagram's. Stories are always him shaking hands with like the military votes tournaments and then the next one would be like a professional photographer picture of him like holding a sick kid and then the next it'd be given an autograph Graf to like a young girl and that was like the only pictures in in social media stuff he ever put up so so bad uncreative P._r.. Agency got a hold of him inside the big well so Alan ship now who's a golf dot com rider who was on my band the trip this past week in great dude <hes> Golf magazine. He's he's a very very accomplished writer and he does a lot of these profiles and you know he's he's golf. Journalist is it gets and he said he tweeted out yesterday about somebody. Responding kind of talking about we're talking about <hes> <hes> Alan showed I said I spent much of this spring pitching Sergio his wife and his handlers on I big golf MAG feature but they decline they prefer to tell their story through social media posts but I think fans are clever enough to see through that artifice so he essentially is exactly what we're saying which is like he went in with this whole choice of like. I'm going to do this cool P._r.. Campaign and everybody's GonNa buy it. It's not all of us. Keep putting out a video. Once a month of you being a fucking lunatic on the golf course no no one's buying your no. You're still photos. You're kissing babies still think if you green screen behind legitimately you only people works for and there's zero these people out there who only follow Sergio and that's the only social media they follow if they follow one person Sergio. They're like this is the greatest guy this guy although so rare person that's following him on instagram and not actually paying attention to golf executives not many of those out. There's can't miss the actual stuff that's happening with him. There's gotta be there are just I'm sure they're just huge Sergio fans like if you went and looked on his instagram comments. I bet they're all Babo's we love you. I guarantee you just love that. <hes> so that Sergio he's kind of crazy column more cowo- one that <hes> <hes> six career start for the youngster graduated two months ago from college is couple months ago a lot of people talking about he and Matthew Wolf now in the last month getting wins break in through the young guys you kinda throw them into the mix with what what is somehow. I'm not like the true anymore which is like speed J._t.. And those guys <hes> towards men who are young shit but more callup led lights out e- <hes> could've won a couple of weeks ago when <hes> when Matthew Wolf did win he was right there. <hes> <hes> Wolf made that Putnam Pike so he was he was right in the mix <hes> and has been up there a couple times only sixth to rear start breaks through and gets the W <hes> was in kind of the <hes> the non W._G._c. type of tournament where you had to really kinda grind to find out what was happening but there's a lot of drama down the stretch and <hes> and he came through so he clearly is proven that he's clutch good for him congratulations. I won't talk about the Barstool classic today. Nice <hes> not go. I thought you were GonNa Start Clapping with you. Had put your hands up without where you're just GONNA. I wasn't going to like all right. No I wasn't okay class is just GonNa talk about all right. Let's do that talk so first of all Zaba was out there and he was electric for anyone. Who is our Zimbabwean midget Yep with a good voice yep? He's got pipes. He's going to have to little body on them he does he. I yeah we're GONNA hear about him at the classic in a second but he was also a pop puck years the hype man for Popeye Mom's seventy a picture of her dancing with Zaa and it was a blurry picture and they must have been moving their hips pretty quick because he was one of those pictures. It looked like they were one hundred miles. An hour and I just didn't even asking the questions. The bottom line is abso- brings. It sounds like you brought it today. Manziel brings exit. He just got a passion he gets really excited about stuff and so we you know we always at the at the bar so classic golf events we try to make each one of them unique and different and fun and so we try to get national anthem singers singers and at the first one <hes> we had totta Angela. Who was the Boston Bruins guy who is also a bartender at the garden <hes> yeah? He's a bartender at the garden really yeah and he the way he got his GIG was <hes> <hes> they win rene rank or who did it and the Boston Garden forever when he retired last year they had a couple of new different people come in this year. Whatever and I guess at one point they had some emergency where whoever ever was supposed to be in there couldn't do it so they they knew that they had this guy todd who had done a couple of things here and there whatever and they went up and grabbed him and we're like hey we need you sing music? Okay win. They're like like fucking right now and he went down hang dominated it and then <hes> continued to sing the national anthem here and there throughout the year and then somebody told me that when they played the <hes> the leafs in the first round that he is like there <hes> Canadian national anthem guy like he can just he's the guy that I do both and so they're like oh we gotta go with. We're GONNA lead with todd off the year to kick off the postseason yeah and then they want they like what are we going to not go without so then they stuck with them for the whole postseason so he was there guy nicest fucking guy the planet that lives in Rhode Island drives up so we reach out to him got him to come seeing the national anthem at the first barstool classic <hes> up at Walston up in the Boston area that was during the Stanley Cup final which Saint Louis Blues one but <hes> congratulations. We're not talking about how we were doing. Pop punk and you know at one point. I think they were like tune in the instruments in between songs so there was a little lull from maybe like five seconds huge crowd erupted to the right polluted Gloria Gloria Gloria Gloria laureate ahead kept happening to happen happened like three or four times. I think why he was behind. I haven't talked he was sort in that area. I I just screamed no and then ruins your said Yeah you can get the fuck Outta here. Wow there's like twenty guys screaming Gloria. They had to be like we were supposed supposed to break out in glory like how he's played Gloria. She play the song with the insurance play. Damn Song Frank Jesus play any other saw yeah by Gloria has like <hes> doesn't have like tech like <hes> like since Simpson since in the bag. That's a keyboard yeah. It's a keyboards that you guys got fired. Oh Dude fucking. That's true fact you just listed a fact C._B._D.. Top mistreats right now for a lotteries. You can do a bunch of things with it. <hes> Med Tara C._B._D.. They've got innovative products that are just perfect for golfers good morning for mental clarity cooing cream for muscle soreness and aches our whole crew out abandoned which we're GONNA talk about. <hes> was rocking this mid Tara C._B._D.. Rocketed left and right putting it on their body taken. It just gets it done. It's endorsed by P._G._A.. 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It'll help you out anyways second largest classic event we did <hes> we just play recording of big cat and it stopped in the middle of it and so we had to have <hes> Kate and she just she just you know right on the spot just finished it finish that plant them national anthem. We had a bunch of people singing it a little trouble there with that word yeah. It's been a long Nanthana anthem. It's called KRISTALINA. You know the the comedian you'll see his <hes> eminem impression Oh yeah he's like he's his impression. They put them in the music video national anthem coming naturally. That's actually exactly what it what do you think about Eminem. I Love I love he's unbelievable. High School gains will also them through and through. I will say girls around the later music isn't and his early music is aging a little creative. I Lost Shady shop liver if you want she now you're listening to music whiter than I'm whiter than Eminem thus when I do it it's like real bad no like look at this guy trying to be m. I mean you're wider than every whiter than everyone man. Dan I went to a fucking barbecue yesterday and it was embarrassing man. I had to put on shorts like around the pool. We're playing some fucking cornhole and I was like I am glowing glowing family and friends make comments like Oh my God. Your legs are out there like your fucking. You're so white man you are so white. uh-huh your mom really white because you're now she's they're both Tan Tan bolt both my sister's Tan Tan like five your ten ten hammer for you know who's fucking ten and we'll go on from this Dave Portnoy's ten man. I'm Eddie Pizza. Give us a month at the beach dude. He looks like he was in the movie castaway like like crazy. It's crazy I tand he gets man. We Watch cast where the other day what's sad any of that movie you ever watch how they made it. Watch youtube you to video on how they made. It's crazy we me how they may just like. He was literally like like like in the water like Tom Hanks like really went into that role. Who's really stranded well? No there's partly fucking lie so they just put him on this makeshift policemen a little castaway little truman show they kind of just throw them out there and they actually made him doing talk just told his shot up really you're stranded out there. You see some of these unbelievably moving scenes where he's like losing his mind and it's all like shot in one shot like he's genuinely like he's really I mean he's the best. What a chance that you could survive a castaway situation me personally zero? They put that raft raft together where you know to like to get over the fucking when he did that real done. I was like what's he doing that seems unnecessary at least over it and is that true like you gotta over that one wave and then it's just like it's just still water for from the movie okay but I'm asking you a question Lurch while I'm sure if the waves are going that way you probably go in the back side of the island or probably be a little quieter going out but you know the way. It's no no that's wrong. It's the waves. Obviously there's a nice cope. They get they get way worse closer because because of all the the surf and the core on all that say if you get beyond that which you had to do the pretty much in the clear that's exactly Eric's. Tom Nailed it. Did it sounded dude sat ending just because I when the when she gets caught him between between worlds we only caught the last thirty or forty five minutes and it's really sad which is really the shittiest. We now have made fun. Yes and he gets so excited. He's got some self confidence and he gets home. Wise married like his is best friend. Say we put you in the ground brute over yeah yeah. The Guy Goes. There's a there's a casket and everything like walking around now. He goes. I'll room. There's like crab claws around. He's just got nobody drop the land me goes what was in it yeah. That was I remember when they were marketing the movie that was a big part of the trailer when they were like we buried a casket you in the cassie and they'd cut him moving out two thousand one but I don't know now I forget what what is the true ending was. He delivers a pack that last lady Yeah So. There's some hope there that maybe came out into the new Gal can there's an executive Berkeley extended alternate version where he opens it up. I think you've done some castaway homework. I'm working and I was like this. I was I I've been following this instagram account where it's like movie F._X.. Or something like that all just like movies no it's all like behind the scenes <hes> like graphics and like deliver show your favorite movie like they've all vendors stuff and like it'll be a scene then you swiped right and it's the green screen version of how they actually filmed it and stuff so I saw one of castaway and then I watched castaway lots and it was pretty cool. Let me I says why is he say. The never should have got on that plane 'cause. I don't like that wouldn't be a realistic decision right. was there like an Wizar- like a reason that he almost wasn't GonNa get on the plane because otherwise you can't. You can't just look back at me. I go. I would've never got on that plane. Cows from will will mike for that swing that thing around for you WanNa leave Christmas at the bar so classic so the parcel classic they're talking about the second one have no idea third one which which was today at Forest Hill Field Club out a New Jersey we had up because we had the barstool breakfast crew will Cologne Willett Cologne. Foundation was the charity that this one <hes> that you know we're raising money for with this barstool class. If you do a big skins thing we do a silent auction. Do all kinds of good stuff raise money for <hes> eight different charities wanted each disposable Cologne Foundation. We decided to have him and large and saw <hes> it was a great crew out there but we we're trying to figure out what can we do for national eight. So so we yeah we reach out to different arenas and be coups. WHO's this team's guy and that we couldn't find anything in the New York area that was or the New Jersey area that was kind of like sticking out so we talked to da and I was like could you sing the national head? He's like Hell Yeah I can see and then we can you sing Zimbabwe nationally at the beginning. He's absolutely because we have the net reedit Zimbabwe flag out there which spider withholding upside down for the first half of the Song Yup which I didn't. I didn't notice in real time the people I will say a lot of observant folks are screaming. It's upside down and then spider flipping around you have known that it was upset. Oh you didn't know what knows I had no idea and then <hes> yeah she's colors shapes I don't know and then <hes> and then he did the Star spangled banner and I was dying because he had his a little notebook out and he was just like reading it like he'd say. What do you mean little notebook? Was it a I would've said that about any was is it a regular Hashtag caught. You know I don't know was a normal notebook. Well not thinking normal not huge say you're right like a regular college ruled college regular college ruled marble notebook would look massive. You've that's what I think so now. I think maybe it was little. Do we have a video. I took a video of it but I don't fuck. I can't recall <HES> may hold on. I Riggs scrolling through his phone. It looks like you'll narration play by play play here. He's holding. That's that's small nope. That's a mini no all right yeah. That's a small. You're right this small. You're right. That's a good question. It was a small nope head to clear it out so he was he was and he was just he was piping it out but I was dying at him. Legit just be like have lyrics in front of me and it it was something when big at does it for rough around. He sometimes has the lyrics today. It's not something you want to screw up. No I think everyone knows it but like you don't WanNa know where we do. You don't WanNa fuck the national anthem in the point in Asheville North Carolina or in <hes>. Where do you guys go in West Virginia Welsh West realms West Virginia? You'll just die if you say the place where we when we driving to the venue. There's a huge sign that says days since last Colin Coal Mining accident three is a huge sign the says keep keep track of the high points. This is like ninety days now. I think they're usually three's about the number Jesus marijuana use up from member. We used to do days since the last C and D Oh yeah barstool always said zero yeah yeah so anyway. We're energy company so edgy razor blade so I mean over frank as you said. Sharp is a razor blade. He's like Kinda like foggy. I look it up into the distance. Something Kelly according to studies just over ten percent of break ins are planned end beforehand. 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We had like I said large in <hes> in William the crew <hes> they all rolled up to the sixteenth tea and they did their gentlemen's Friday thing so he might he doesn't know they do our morning show here barstools sports on Sirius X._M.. Channel five from seven to nine A._M.. <hes> every Monday through Friday and on Fridays Day just go crazy. They get nice fine. Cheese meets wine cocktails all at seven A._M.. Right all the way through nine and call gentleman's Friday and it's a real it's a it's a whole thing then afterwards they come they mingled with the rest of the office and they're obviously a little banged up because they've been drinking and they're kind of that's just what they do every Friday and so I was like can you guys come out of the bars to a classic absolutely so they had this great tee box on sixteen where they were just hanging large got up there and hit a couple of shots he said <hes> I was like a par three and it was a ton of fund so big. Thanks those guys coming out then at the end. We had a five team playoff five team playoff for the last spot massive go into liberty. National is the reward. If you win this thing or if you finish the top sixty get to go play national October fifteenth you get to continue to play for ten thousand dollars cash <hes> you'd put continue to play for like six thousand our trophy that we bought which is really heavy everything you think it is now. I gotTa say you know we went through a bunch of different stuff. <hes> it was actually top six qualify but this was actually the these teams were all tied for seventh because it turns out the team that finishing first place was a sponsored team a truly team right so truly with coming onto the title sponsor they get a couple pairings in each thing yeah and so they're already gonna go to liberty national so we had obviously send like six more teams so we had five teams tie and it seemed like an awesome idea of time. We're going to do this five whole five puck and teams for one thing the eighteenth holes perfect. It's a par three and it's like one fifty one sixty and there's an amphitheater and the clubhouse all behind so we were just cycle perfect. Let's go do it mandatory forever. It was like an hour and a half or saul yeah but they just kept tying man. We started with five teams. We were down to four teams than we are down. We're still down three teams and then that three for a couple of holes then down to two we change a format. We did alternate shot at one point. We did aggregate now. We didn't do alternate-shot we did aggregate aggregate score so then both you and your partner still in it. It was a war man I mean the one at Fox was lasted eleven minutes. It was awesome. It was so perfect we got we. We create all this cool content. It took fuck and fifteen minutes. One guy goes out makes a bomb done over Yup. We man with felt like everyone's out baking in the sun. It was nine thousand degrees outside. We were just baking out there. Sweating people started yell- towards you intimate Richie in this thing. I don't know how man I don't know how to end. What do I do happy with your decision? We'll come back. Absolutely I mean people had to play the planet. What else can you do? I guess you're right playoff but the only thing that we would have done differently was with five teams I would have done like an aggregate score or an alternate shot format right out of the gate tyler so next one. That's just what we'll do because you had ten you had legit no yeah you at ten people hitting on the T. and then ten people going shots or Solta then ten people lining up there pots and a couple of people hitting multiple chips right and it was for the first five people that teed off the crowd was all going crazy and then even the last five people that they hit good shots a crowd which is dead silent and we did that for another hour. It was great man the bottom of God's about we got our winters <hes> so we've got the you know. The field is sat. Were next up. We got a lot of these fucking things coming. We are next up at <hes> Whiskey Creek outside of D._C.. On Friday this Friday then we're at Philmont in Philly Philly area on Tuesday August sixth then we got like ten days then we've got on August sixteenth what I'm calling what is going to be a biblical event. We've got the Chicago Barstool classic at Harbourside side and at this thing so the foreplay crew were all going the entire barstools Chicago crew is going. Those guys are animals absolute animals big cat will be there will be singing the national anthem that is currently the plan. He's obviously incredibly busy guy so things could change with big cats planning on being there. Just one brooks coca found the planet Chicago Guy Defray you taking a lot of shots CATA show but lose use common ever from Framework Chirping. I talked to dog as recount doing some Chirp and he's getting into it about tweet tweet from this Guy Scott because he respond to my tweet like Oh did Brooks try. This week is fucking big cat tic TAC <hes> tweet at me. Hey Frankie you okay with brooks winning this torn. It makes no sense he has no idea is talking about. Scott Smith goes he tries and majors and tries for major money. This isn't hard math. That's what these are. The people I hate that is the Brooks kept defend him that I had this is what your whole twitter world looks like that Smith right now he tries and majors and tries for major money. This isn't hard men he tries all the time. Guys tries to win turns trying to get the best item so he tries to win. It's getting the best because he practices much yeah but he's still tries to win because he did he won't he won guys. We've also got the pairing of page sporadic and Taylor cusack are going to be there. They auction that up <hes> a lot of money that they were able to raise for cyber smiler's charity that we're doing for <hes> the Chicago event so it's going to be something it's a summer Friday writes. All these other ones have been like Mondays Tuesdays. This is on a summer Friday and Chicago. It's it's gotta be something <hes> and then we start to wrap it up. We've got grant links on August nineteenth. which is my old my former home-course up in the Boston area and then we've got pound Ridge on August twenty sixth and that'll wrap out the tour <hes> except four of course the finale which will be on October Fifteenth <hes> parcel classic stuff you know pay attention? Watch that stuff very exciting very cool <hes> and then the last thing is I just I was just at band dunes for the last five days <hes> so I just like to say reiterate that that is the single oh greatest golf destination on planet earth and it's not even really close which is golf heaven so what about cabinet because he came back saying so cabinet I think is my favorite golf. Course I've ever played golf course I've ever played. It's hard to keep up with getting point cabot cliffs Kavak cliffs is the Best Golf Course yes. Shannon Dunes is the Best Golf Experience Experience Appearance Destination. There's theft five golf course right. You know win the golf course mean that's the best golf course to know or no like best golf experience. I mean they're the best golf course there too. We'll know 'cause like I wouldn't just the I. I think there's a lot more reasons to go to bandit because play five different golf courses and all of them are ranked. You know four four golf courses ranked inside the top one hundred in denied states of America Gotcha and the fifth one is the preserve which is their thirteen whole par-three course that is right on the water and it's kind of every looks unbelievable so it's it's different cabinet. I think you know the hospitality and all that and the experience that we had was definitely up there and the core crenshaw course cabot cliffs on just obsessed with I do think it's my favorite like single course I've ever played but abandoned man you have got four courses like you said in the top one hundred that are three of them are on the water. The other one band in trails you know goes back in through the trees and his core crenshaw course so you get a lot of different variety and they're all literally a like one minute shuttle ride from each other and they're building a fifth eighteen golf course now court crenshaw are called the sheep rich which we got a tour of well and it's nine Greens are on the water Jesus. How far along are they like like was a cool seeing like a golf course being built like so as long as a good question I I I've ever seen that? I don't know how but that's the first time I've ever seen that and it was wild met like they were saying you know. In in this fall is the timeframe they're giving. They're going to open it up for preview play and we are walking around being like how are they gonna be able to golf off on this. It was just dirt in Saint and like some of the Greens that we were just walking across the Greens and I was like wait a second making footprints here in the sand that like how is going to be a perfect great I don't. I'm changing like the break. What are we doing here yeah and and some of them like half of them had already been seated in stuff and they were you know it was it was something it the property there is it is so exposed and on top of these cliffs that there will be days where they can't can't play because it's so it'll be windy day literally? They won't be allowed to open it up for play it's going to be I don't know. I don't know if it's like the only course whatever the first course in a long time built. It's not GonNa have a single bunker on it because the wind is going to be so bad eh the sand would blow out of the bunkers from on. She's isn't that outrageous. That's insane yeah man. It's going to be nine degrees on the water. It's going to I believe double the number of Greens that are on the water on the property and they already have like five golf courses so it's just the sheep branch the fact that you can play before open. That's crazy well. Some people can right. Yes Oh preview play which don't even know exactly what that means <hes> Lindsay from Chambers Bay remember mom that was like all their home course Oh yes how could I forget or goal mountain. She was like rant and rave in that night that she that that she was doing that that whole thing that she played chambers bay when it was just dirt and like before they even had like pins in for the had holes in the ground was I have a mean but I guess what you're explaining is like is what happens. I guess there's just lay out yeah. It's a layout you know they start to move a lot of dirt in in and and all that and then they you know eventually they dig out the bunkers and then they they'll they'll seed so they were they were seating being all of you know there are kind of going through the process of seeding the different Greens and fairways and all that which was clearly not even close to done but I think the main kind of grunt work of all of it is moving all the land and I believe that they've essentially moved off lance like we. Could you know we could walk up pretty much every teebox and evergreen and you could see it. You could visually like see that the terrain had been put in place it just didn't have the grass or the fescue or the gorse bushes are whenever around it to kind of like give it the definition definition and the different color and all that and the actual turf but it was shaped and all that you could just stand the first hole as par-five man that goes out straight towards the water the whole way you tee off right by the clubhouse you go out. The second shot is like downhill will straight towards the ocean in the cliffs way higher than they are at other places and you get out and you just kind of you can visualize it right away from the tea in the you get closer enclosures like this is Dave already got the courses that I've told you guys about that. We've talked about in the people tweet about allow and they're adding this amazing. What so it's it's going to be special <HES> I was there? Imagine Ella who we had on the go on this show about a year ago I want to say I think we have magical and he is it does all the golf travel stuff for <hes> Golf Channel News on T._v.. A Lot when Trent daddy myself I was GONNA say he was our guy. When we were on morning drive last year <hes> match and Ellos the guy that interviewed us for like five minutes and kind of teat us up? I mean man that he t us the fuck. He was a great great. Team couldn't have been better he is. I wish I hadn't looked at the floor so much or tongue. I people were bugs on the floor. I kept looking for the camera was down there. They told you look at the screen. Don't get the camera I looked at the camera didn't look at the screen. I know you looked at the screen at the camera. I looked at the wrong thing. You look at yourself on the screen couldn't look in the mirror there. There was a red dot. They're like this is the camera. Look at the camera. Don't look at the screen which is showing yourself down to the right and daddy just the whole entire segment stared right at himself from this grazing. I'm not a T._v.. Proud hands fun. I don't know what to do up. They're fine. People make mistakes I would've been you would have been crazy if I was perfect at it but match analysis I I'm going to have him back on the show and wolf kind of go through the whole trip because he's you know maybe the best in the planning about he's golf trip and we've learned very quickly. <hes> with the different shows that we've done whether it was are you know Frankie and myself and we did our Seattle trip whether it was lurch in our by Pete when we did the <hes> Wisconsin trip breakdown people love golf travel stuff they just limit the kick enough of it and it makes sense because if you know if your golf fan you play a lot of golf and you naturally want to have these kind of unforgettable moments and trips with your buddies <hes> so I'm going to go through that in detail with Madij on the show because he's the man it's two thousand nineteen. 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They're already obsessed. recons e fifty miles ear buds totally changed the game for me there so comfortable and easy you can take them anywhere unlike some of your otherwise option recon ear buds bowl stylish and discreet with no dangling wires or stems stems. It's true you don't like stems stems. This look stupid. No I agree with that actually in dumb. It's just looks like it's missing something stomas. Yeah I like that <hes> RECON offers their wireless hereabouts for everyone in a range of fun colors. Eh An unbeatable price go to buy RAYCATENA DOT COM slash four to get fifteen percent off your order. That's by RECON DOT com slash four. You're going to fifteen percent off ray con wireless head ear buds. If you've been buying a pair now's the time to get an amazing deal. One more time by RECON DOT COM slash four that guy's got more passion and more energy for Golf <hes> than I've ever seen in my entire life all preparation that he did into this trip. He's giving speeches each night. He's telling history he had made like like a ten minute video tribute video at the beginning of the trip so this is like you know I'm not gonNA I don't WanNa mess up all the details and Al kind of the the nuts and bolts other was I was twenty nine guys. I was invited to be guys partners teams. A two one team has three because you guys are older can't do the whole thirty six day so they have a team of three multi in which is awesome but but the crux of it is it's it's teams a too. I got divided to be my boy partner and he was like Hey. This is like my number. One major of the year imagine l. runs the whole thing and <hes> it is matching. It's called the Uncle Tony Invitational. You'll see a tweet and about it and instagram about all time but his uncle Tony who got him into golf total legend <hes> was part of this trip. It's like the six or seven annual now exactly sure he passed away a couple years ago so they named it like it is honor and so the first ten minutes was kind of all this footage from there like six or seven years of doing this trip including a bunch of footage Ivanka Tony <hes> and so they do this whole thing the first night he does a liar's dice tournament <hes>. It's all kinds of crazy stuff. He does a whole putting competition. <hes> call the uncle bill on the punch bowl. Which is there eighteen hole putting course that has all elaborately bananas? I watch Youtube racy crazy. It's of course it's a mini golf. Course it is it is a mini golf course at band but it's an all on one huge green one gigantic green. They've got eighteen tease each one of the T. V. Nowhere to go. Each one of the teas has <hes> you know it's got a t that has a tray for four drinks so you're supposed to set your drink right in there and then you can see out there where the where the pin number is because it has a number and so everybody there is like an actual course that you play and <hes> stream song does the same thing. It's an amazing. It's so cool so far difficult or so yes so we did our format was <hes> for the whole trip you obviously have your partner for the for the whole trip but these other little <hes> kind how to competitions they do random draws and stuff to kinda mix it up and y'all get to meet different guys and me and my boy spoon you know we get paired up and we're like one of the last groups and he won the thing last year and I was like hey man. I don't hit the ball very well but I can. I can usually putz like I think we got pretty fucking good chance and where we're coming down the stretch in and were it was best ball so it's putting basketball apart too and we were on Sixteen T.. We were only like one over and which is amazing on those green on those green screens are crazy FRAC- and we find out where like I think like to over is GonNa win so we end up bogey and seventeen then we get to eighteen eighteen was a whole the people literally couldn't keep within twenty feet. That's hard it was so I blow at twenty feet by he hits a bad one and everybody everybody ready standing around the last hole. We've been drinking all day long. It's like sunset. We've been going crazy in the winter. You know you get some hardware and you get like four or five hundred bucks because we all throw money into the kitty and it's a whole deal and I just made like twenty five hundred Videos Hill and superstar over there to man was I drunk I and then we went in we had dinner and then I apparently pulled the move rousing. I'M GONNA go piss real quick boys. I went out to punch when they didn't see me for three hours and then they were all back at the fucking Condo <hes> drinking having a good time and somebody was Kinda like rigs found my boy spoon and Vanilla and be are in the boys got in a car while we're going to do search and rescue in a final voice spoon was like I have a sense I think he went slept on the punch bowl and sure enough lurch will know Oh. This is kind of my move yeah. This is your move become really. I was passed out full starfish with a drinks till my hand on the Punch Bowl. How does it become your move I doing that? I don't know man. Did that a cabinet for I don't remember it obviously down just lay down the fairway. We had this big party back in our place and where the hell is this kid and say it's now people are starting to leave. It's probably closer to two thirty nine really no time it is and <hes> I'm like closing up and but I hear this like faint like music plane and then I like walked out when he just starfish probably fifty feet from our little Condo Lane in the first fairway listened to Tunes Dead Asleep so I did little sternum rigs. You probably want to wake up. I had put spotify my phone. It was just like this is my spot. I guess I mean two hours later. People are going replaying through that same six and she's dead on the fairway. What is up there? I think myself my subconscious drunk brain got it like you know what this is. Our spot tonight like this is where the magic all have hell you. We're not leaving here. My back was it's tough shape. The rest of the trip is a firm out there. I teed off. I had my bag got completely soaked because it was the sprinklers run outside. I left my bag out there because I had brought it over for the putting contest you must have been Sunday never bought the Cat Yeah my boy cure in my cat. He was like what's happened to the back here. It's a long story. I didn't have a potter or my fifty four degree wedge when I'd have played the first four holes they just weren't there. I mean we got the I T. He's like. Where's your stuff was like I don't know man? I don't know her marry. The after my thirty foot pot that I made when the whole thing I got nothing Matt <hes> so as it was a scene but it was one of those where I knew three people going in June of finding the putter and the wedge they delivered the Putter to me on the fourth hole and then I never found the wedge just became a <hes> a donation. She sat on with Bandon. It's a sacrifice it has become it's my opinions just melted into like the say yeah and then is become part of Bandon which is great the only three people I knew as my boy who he's my partner going in match Allen Allen ship knock where the only three people I knew going into the whole trip and it's one of those where like now all twenty nine guys. I liked best friend so it was a scene we had <hes> Joe Horowitz who plays who's a musician. He's New York guy but he his <hes> he was doing these guys. He's he plays a song and he's unbelievably talented. He's done like the national anthem it <hes> couple games or whatnot. He's incredibly talented and he was doing at the at the end of the trip last night dinner. He was playing song where where he had just built in roasts of like everyone on the trip and so he's got out playing the smog and then like the first verse he would just it'd be really slow and you can tell that living and he would just roast different people everybody just in tears all time so it was a scene and then I got <hes> traveled all day yesterday got in at two A._M.. And we were at the box classic at Seven A._M.. This morning so it was a grind pretty excited. quit doing the fucked show so I go home grossly yeah. It's kind of the point but I will have a lot of people are asking. I will have chiwetel on. We're GONNA talk about the trip. You know. Break it down. Do a little bit more golf travel stuff because people like that stuff <hes>. I think that's all I got. We know what's coming out soon. is their videos probably from not soon but I know the guys are working on it. <hes> from the Washington trip now you mentioned it <hes> <music>. I wanted to just plug something real quick so devante as my friend my close personal friend islander not a big deal Dave Dave own as rejected calm his buddy Mattie who played with us <hes> he's running this <hes> Spike Ball Autism charity tournament his brother's a seventeen year world. Apparently he's like the the biggest beauty kate of all time seventeen years old has autism. They're running this amazing spike ball charity tournament so I would assume that we have some Canadian listeners that are like from Abbotsford. Oh I know what you see. I know we do if you're from Abbotsford B._C.. Or anywhere somewhere around there I I'm not gonNA act like I know what the fuck that is or where that is nor should you but Berry Park August seventeenth while we're we're going to be out in Chicago at that time out in Canada at that time. Co Placements Vipul Spike Ball Game Yeah Smash the Stigma Dot C._A.. T._A.. Is that a Canadian thing. They don't have come. They don't know everything you know that I didn't know that I didn't know that really everything. There is so barstool does he ascend Barsha Sports Dot C._O.. You can still go onto like the U._S.. Domain but you notice U._S._A.. Dot C._O.. Smash the Stigma Dot C._A.. Sounds awesome. I didn't know that either no dude spike ball. No job is perhaps the most fun game yard game ever came. I think Cornell's Arnold's better though which they'll have it depends what you're going to have this as well <hes> 'cause pipe while you're almost you're you're going to work out yeah yeah yeah. You have to be like intense. Actually I work in break a sweat correct. That's only reason why and also you need like a very good athletic partner. You can't just like when you say yard game like that's why I don't put it as the best yard game 'cause I'm not going out there with my uncle and playing fucking legitimate spike ball I can go toss bags with like a cousin and uncle. I need like my buddy. WHO's on the football team to play spike ball who someone who has endurance and it's GonNa dive in like actually play the game like if you go to charity tournament this where people trying to win and stuff like like I'm sure there's going to be an actual competitive thing so that's when spike spike while becomes amazing like Mike ahead of next to it? It's not a vacation. It's a golf trip. That's fall. You're like I'M GONNA destroy. I am right. It's a show of it takes place ten in your tenure like <hes> high school like trying to get some haven union everyone everyone how fucking like how great you're doing yep like. Let's have our tenure union on the beach. Why it's completely you see like you're like fluffy friends bunch of lurches churches around the dominant dominant I had I had argument with someone over the weekend that they said they can't believe you that good at paddle sports? I said you have no fucking have no idea how good this guy I've seen it once <hes> I would say I'm decent those games pretty good at those games. Yeah I can have better tennis or Ping. Ping Pong is without crush but he plays in tennis. He'll play against like D.. One guys in lose like six four DEF yeah. I got killed this. I mean I it should get the fact you can lose six three to a division one tennis player it should be everyone's going to watch lurch play one Game Ping Pong appreciate that for his amazing. I've seen it so many times man we go to these bars and people just can't believe that's always leads to like so maybe yeah I'm pretty good. Cut them off because I'll tell you five hundred bucks right now right now five hundred bucks and actually I something I played this weekend back at <hes> Moore's country club the place that you said it was like unbelievable. He yeah that I he experience yeah some so like I had no idea this was gonna come full circle but I scheduled this thing with a couple of guys that are used to coach the cross and they're like you got to play so I go out there. I can't can't wait because I'm all excited about what Frankie said <hes> but it was the day after the member guests. I was like pretty like doll. You know everybody was one of the kids that I used to coach was out to like five A._M.. So there must be unbelievable it must have been incredible playing dice till like three or four in the morning. Sunday afternoon has geysers roasting people in the imagine when it's it's a spectacular track. We had a great also short but unbelievable yeah. It's it's a sweet little track but anyways I putted like when you WanNa talk about like showing up again from a ten year reunion hit the ball pretty well I some of the worst part of all time because the Greens are pretty like undulated pretty hilly tough so there was like four times my backswing that I saw a hill in front of the housing I got a pound this and I literally just ripped at thirty or forty yeah. There's one time I was twenty five feet by pretty good another Michael Breed session do well then I was going between you know what breed told me I have a lot of angles in how I pot so it was like you just gotTa straighten out your arms and I was really just trying to find anything in confidence because I was trying to like. Hey you know I'm not a bad golfer <hes> but man I'd atop putting how about I had around my first round my career this past week with no bogeys. Oh Damn what I had three doubles a Birdie and the rest parse Holy Shit Holy Shit Zen saying but is it says I was thinking about two days after it was like wait a second only made a whole fucking bogey the whole round. Oh Shit I had like five fever bogey on this on the eighteenth hole missed. Wow <hes> my best out the plug another huge not the plug another mother from Brock Nelson and he says he said <hes> on the Front Ranger shot a front nine thirty. He shot a front nine thirty nine ers. What yeah thirty nine with no parse? What do you have four birdies Yep? <hes> was it yes. It was four birdies yeah. Do we play if we played a nine hole. Stretch at mammoth were lurch had five birdies the front nine thirty three when birdie-birdie bogey-bogey Birdie Birdie Birdie par par finish it was so great what a down seven a bunch of cocktails and just poran imports actually didn't even I didn't make anything I made a fifteen twelve twelve to fifteen foot around the first hall and I should get onto but then after that I just made like a bunch or six rock Nelson Front nine thirty nine no pars he goes riddle me that six bogies three birdies six bogies three birdies. Wow that's a that's a hell of around down rollercoaster. How are you like hitting it that well? Two of his birds were stuffed wedges from eighty yards sees like he was on insert shots and then other ashes like all over. That's just not even close close. That's just the most roller coaster day ever bogey-birdie-bogey birdie-bogey-birdie kidding on today fucking lurch when he had five birdies on the front and I we were playing vegas he has ever played that game from. I've never played Vegas this fucking game so you you know it's it's the score of your team like right so if I make a four my partner makes a five our scores forty five okay okay now or I'll give you better example. If I make a former Oh my partner makes a seven or scores forty-seven now the team the other team makes a Birdie your scores flip so your teams in for seventy four and you pay the difference on each hole so if lurch makes a Birdie and his partner makes a five there in for thirty five we're in for seventy four. He made his five of them on the front so you down. We were down one hundred fifty fucking played. Every point is a bucks about time we made the turn up like honor and fifty totally if you play. Hey a guy who's on five thousand dollars killing absolutely lavenham another cocktail meanwhile my partners like anything you need. I'll get it wasn't playing that well my partner partner the dugout. You know we'd have like a little powwow on the T. Right Lurch and make a big berry on six or something. We'd have a little Powell on the T._v.. Hey he can't do this forever and five heated at the four inches on the next hall or EAT RIPA driver down the middle of the hit a three. Would you have like twenty feet for Eagle. It wasn't Saturday. It's fun round. I'll be happy to keep talking about that. Never happens ever again. <hes> all right folks we will be back on Thursday <hes> we should have very cool gas coming into the office or should be a phenomenal show. We're very excited for that.

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Completely Useless EP 69: DC Fandome

Completely Useless

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Completely Useless EP 69: DC Fandome

"You. Open My. Back to Mohawk. S. And they're like. You know she. She ends up driving the bus again and they just go through it again at the end they discussed like the first ones. Yeah. It'll be like in speed the reboot. Yeah. Speed Even speedier. Spot to another episode of the leases podcast. What is What's up guys? What's up frank tune doing? Good smoking some how you doing like like we haven't fucking in. Every week we know. We we did it. We just talked for like an hour. Yeah. It's true. It's just what's episode abby about? Well that's not true. I'm just kidding that is not true at all how you guys doing everyone. Thank you for tuning into us to our episode. I'm very excited. To. Vissel Outta should he thinks happening in the world and we'll talk about that when we talk about that right find. A real a little bit of Joey. You know you can't. Just, you know. Any Sabine a little bit of distraction you know stay focused on the revolution. But we also need a little bit of distraction thinks would like you know. So last weekend this past weekend a big event, DC Phantom came out or happened I guess. We're talk about that. So we don't WanNa, hear about it. Get Out. But I'm very excited I'm very excited. We gotta look at a lot of. UPCOMING DC movies. It looks like getting that right now because so far we've got a lot about movies. I mean they did. A good job of forming the DC EU start off on a bad foot and. I think they're they're really taking all this time to like make sure that we know what's going to happen coming soon in the future and really getting US hyped for all the possibilities that are coming up because I I mean, I think DC Phantom was kind of a different event than what we've seen in the past and and in a way where they are trying to get the fans really in on what's going, what's going to be happening in the future. And we saw the trailers. We saw some traders for video games to which look awesome. We'll talk about the Senate. And animated movies not just the enemy watching you the train this for the animated. We'll talk about that but they're fucking there go watch them. We're watching we're watching them first things I said the biggest one, the that I'm most excited for. The Batman. Had An amazing trailer probably the best one out of everything. I didn't even finish reading list. How No yeah it was really. Probably the best straight out of the holy back? Yeah. No I thought it was freaking awesome like I mean we've we've had so much speculation as to what to expect from this Batman movie. I think also like with joker coming out like that really like Oh we can't wait to see what the parallel is. You know 'cause they started talking about that mammogram movie right away pretty much after that came out. Much. So now, we we finally get to see what it's going to be like an to to me. It's honestly met most of my expectations like really hyped me up really got me to a place where I'm excited to see. Batman. Wasn't before but it's just Watch weight yeah. Yeah I'M NOT GONNA sit here and say like, oh no, there's no way I was GonNa Watch it I. Know a lot of people hate on it because Robert Patterson but whatever he was the fucking vampire movie. Ton of money over the apple neither get over there like. For How much money? He made you wouldn't also. glittery vampire you. Suck do leary. He, made. You know like yeah. People get really upset about emily. Do you just an actor doing his thing? Also, yeah like maybe the movie wasn't good who cares. You me everyone that's complaining. You're telling me that your favorite actor. has just made nothing but gold no. fucking off looking What's his name? Laurence Fishburne was fucking Peewee peewee Herman movie it out he was. He was on the TV show. And then now. Out there you know. Yeah. If you haven't seen him in Hannibal the TV show on that let's fucking watch that Shit. Dude that show yeah he leaves Jack. Plays the main cop whose hunting. Like the FBI boss kind of from. The in silence lambs. Clarissa. Clarissa boss the guy that she's always going to keep plays that guy and or man. Fishburne born yeah, and he does such a good job. Man Like that. You know the thing about Laurence. Fishburne is like for me what really made him was matrix. So expect a lot of. Action from him you know and so and this movie you get action but you also get a lot of him putting a lot into the character and like really like seeing how a man almost his wit's end is really dealing with hunting different tillers and stuff. But yeah if you haven't seen it, you would really like it. It's really good and they only did three seasons but the end. Is One of those endings where you're like it have ended right then and there or if they decide to pick it up like it's not going to have a problem picking, you know starting again from that point. So it's not like annoying to watch it because you're left with all these emotions or you're left with this unresolved ending, it's pretty resolved, but it can also continue they choose to. So, but it's I. Mean it's so good and even cover events that happened like in the book you get to see a couple of different things they the the very next season was going to be the silence of the lambs and they didn't get to it but Netflix. Says they might pick it up. So that's a possibility I know that's not a whole. Lot Of. It's been getting talked about a lot lately. A great show, I don't know why they would. Honestly, all the actors in it were really really good It took a lot of like 'cause I mean if you're a science. I guess what's his name A Hannibal Lecter Fan elect you're gonNA love the show it's different than the movies and it's different from the book but it's definitely like a like a combination of both like it may take a lot of really cool seven especially once they started doing from the movies I started getting like super excited like Oh Shit Oh shit like going down and like. A lot of things that happen that you don't expect the end you get to see Hannibal like interact with people. You know you don't really get to see that too much in the movies. It's only a couple of secrecy and Mike really like interact like without him being in the cage or the barrier of some kind Bruguera. Yeah. You rarely see them. Yeah. In the show to see like his. Own. You get to see like him interacting all kinds of situations. It's fucking good. I know. I mean, if you're like I feel like Hannibal. So much energy Jesus Mary Frank Jesus. Like you got a boner right now talking about it. I mean. Do you get a bone talking my handle liquor? No I get a boner when I talk about. What is it fuck? I forgot there was something good. Happen is that how that happens is that something happened at work near Boehner from. fucking. What it was. I was like, oh Cool that's fine. Many many. But yeah no I get it back to the point of the Batman. Yeah. Raw partisan was a fine choice. People talk about Christian Val to look at is probably the best battling we got it. Also, Batman's wearing a mask most of the time. Supposedly this one isn't going to have as much mask wearing a see him more as Bruce Wayne as well, which I think Christian I I think that that trend started with Michael Keaton. And then you kind of saw involve over the years right got to see more and more Bruce Wayne. Minus that thing that George Clooney Calls Bruce Wayne I don't it'd be fucking called that but it was terrible but it's a it's a parlor univers- right? Well. That's the worst thing. Yeah right and so there's a there's a lot. You know that he has big shoes to fill in a lot of big expectations but think he does a good job. I think from what? I've seen like I'm excited to see more of it and just like. From from the information like the fact that he's like a young Batman a year to Batman you know is the second time. I'm bringing excited. About that. Christian. Bell. Yeah Yeah so Obviously he was. Right is he now seem like he really struggled struggled a little bit. He struggled like in a scene of a movie. You know what I mean and in this in this version getting seemed like. It seems like a Robert Patterson China is like really Struggling with this identity and trying to find trying to be becoming Batman like he's still becoming Batman the one one of the biggest things that they said and it really hit home with me was they said that like Gotham city still isn't on Batman side yet like they're still in place for like book the Batmans coming it's not like he's like, Oh, the batmans coming he's GonNa say. Every. How He's just starting his relationship with the police. He's just starting to make seen I. saw speaking of that. They guide that's I think this guy is a commissioner before Jim, Gordon Becomes Commissioner Yeah I'm not well-versed in the you cannon. Be Honest I'm more of a marble guy. But this a commission really has beef with Batman. So I think the guy we see with CNN old guy that seems to be like a commissioner Jim Gordon standing next to him. So I think he is going to have a difficult relation. I think Jim Gordon is already the commissioner at this point no I think it's the that guy with glasses. Mayor No that's Commissioner Gordon. it's not the blackout Jim Jim? Gordon. That's the Buckeye Yep Jeffrey. There's another guy with glasses with a beardless speaking. In a Boediono. Jim Gordon's right there like in the background. Yeah I think that's the commissioner Oh maybe. It wouldn't be the sense though because in this movie, Batman Works with the Batman works with the cops in this movie though. No. But I'm saying that's how maybe how like the rocky relationship starts. Okay. You know what? I mean like I I. Don't know that he works with them. We know that we see that there's a scene where we see them. With him a roomful of cops and they're not trying to arrest them or anything mookie it does seem like some of them are trying to chance you know from my fingers the ending he's already started like a relationship with them and they're. Just like everything just like everything even the people of God them are unsure about him. Yeah. That's fair or like the cops are probably similar situation. So they like. Is. That are not the only way to see that as work with a little bit and get to know them right. It's not like they're trying to throw hand with them at one point. Yeah And Jim Gordon's trying to hold them back I. Think it's GonNa come to the point where like it's just Jim Gordon Kahn his site. Which is Mean that would be. Either way it's called the see like how the interact with the police and everything and like I wanted I I really hope they put officer bulletin there to to kind of give him a hard time because you never really liked Batman you always starts managed Shit. So that'll be kind of cool to see I. Think also like the fact that we're seeing the beginning of the villains like we're bringing their finally bringing ridler back. into the spotlight. Near. Looks Good. Haven't read all the. Books I've never seen. Look like that. I was a little thrown out by it, but I mean I'm open to it. There's a lot of different bill retailer looks but definitely more like a like distraught. You know like serious killer look is of one that I like but he also like there's some where he comes out is like more like a like a like a know it all nerdy like he's very high tech savvy and so that's how he's able to do like the different like yeah. Yeah. So but it'll be interesting to see how he portrayed I. Mean I mean you fucking hate What Colin Farrell? Much. You Are you have one slip flair for the dramatic? You live he calls me once a day and complaints about. Colin Farrell it for thirty minutes on his lunch break and then I thought. Hey, every day at two o'clock twelve o'clock I I look at my phone and it just says Colin Farrell time and then public called right after. School, as soon as you get the notification from your fallen. I call. Every time every. Much. I was occur without you can't recognize them. No, you can't. He doesn't look like him. So I would not have known that it was calling Farrell unless they they said something in an Oh shit. that. It's calling peril because they said calling for independent and that's obviously the Pinger yeah yeah. Means not even. Him. It is right. It is. They said for sure that's doing. Like. They're introducing a lot of villains. Into this. That's calling Farrell Yeah because I know Colin Farrell was playing penguin. And that sipping were. GonNa introduce. He does. Richard. Would looks like Richard Nixon the way they will portray him in a watchman movie yeah right. Yeah. Very. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to introduce cat woman introduce Penguin riddler there was another one. I think there's a lot of something about speculations about There are lease going to hint. at the quarterback. Yes. Yes. Yes. I know that would be fucking insane if they did like according like. Crazy to me like there's so many Batman stories out there that deserve recognition hard like right before most stories but. Quarter vowels is so good that it's coming before like a ton of other shit. You know like the fact that they still haven't covered Jason Todd's death in a movie like they only have hinted at it in the first in the Donald. Is Yeah Don Justice. And Better Remember Superman. They only hints at it. They don't even say what the fuck happened or show it. And like that's crazy that they they killed off a super important character and they haven't even like, Nylon. The might have a little trouble. Maybe not now but before they were having trouble just having a character. As intense as the red hood. Notes Fairytale. Doesn't give a fuck and he's just shooting motherfuckers in the face. You know yeah. so that's really our shallow show overshadowed Batman? That's true. I was watching a documentary on because there's like a a Batman movie that was written by Frank Miller that never got made and He was talking about how like the story that there are basing it off of which is a Frank Miller story is super dark already, but they were kind of like try it. So they tried a couple of scripts with a few writers and they couldn't really landed where they wanted to and then they had Frank Miller right it with this director who did this is really like Kinda crazy movie at Sundance that Warner Brothers ended up I believe buying. and. They have them write a script and literally as the producers reading the script. And he's like what the fuck is wrong with you guys. Like that's how crazy like the story like they said that when they wrote, it was like taxi. Meets Batman. The that Robert Deniro movie calculator yeah. It was a taxi driver meets Batman. Well honestly. Yeah. That's about right like about how like Batman will be formed or whatever in real life. I'm a lot of issues. Yeah to mean like. Bruce Wayne. Therapy. I. If we if you're GONNA therapy yeah. She there will be no. Batman think if he would have joined drama this if so much there you know I kind of blame Alfred I if he would have just put them into Brazilian Jujitsu either young age maybe he would have channeled his energy different or yoga do yoga. Yeah. Just. I kind of blame out a little bit because like what did you the richest kid in the world and you didn't even like you know what were you doing? Yeah Alfred with the. Ran. Away. Jolly Fuck Gambill legal shadows. The. You know he could have done anything else it. Could have gotten into graffiti are you he could have. He could have been bat see. Little. You have all the resources in the world. Off for. A, little disappointed I WANNA see how anti circus is gonNA play off right in this way, it's to be and they said it's definitely different Alfred than what we're used to and I want to stop. I'm I'm sure much younger Alfred. Yeah. The all the. You know I forgot his name, but the guy that played the Alfred in the last movie was probably my favorite Alfred. No not. Michael. The only Robert Downey junior that guy that's the only way remember him. For Second House your favorite it because he's like the sarcastic Alfred and like Batman. So Batman growing up for me was the. They're barely sarcastic cats models barely a smart ass in the movies i. Did a good job I. really wish the dark night last night. Alfred has always been smart as it was in the older Mugabe said he was it was just like a super old Michael Cain did a good job, but he didn't really go for it like how Alfred within the Comics Alfred didn't give it. He was like my or your mom does grossing you like eating. They, wanted maybe they wanted a more serious stone for the whole movie. Yeah. You know. Yeah. I did a pretty good job. But. Maybe that was the problem with the other ones will those part of the problem with this last night this last? Ditch digital one that really serious that you want people to make jokes. But that's the thing though too is. Some characters do some funny things every now and then you know what don't. You like that so much. Yeah I guess what you're saying. You wanted to keep the same mood of the movie. You don't WanNA change it up two months then it's just like doesn't seem decent. It's very disingenuous and not like January with the situation. But. I think that's why like the last guy just because like you know it was a good comic relief to not like. Not. Enough like where he kept going it was just enough. I think that's why I liked it 'cause I mean even joker had a couple of part three you would laugh. So there's ways to do it. To this waste that's my point. But yeah. We'll see. How Maker. You know I just you know. What I see and movie sucked but I do I'm very interested in seeing what? is going to be offered. A wish would show them at least a little bit. Yeah it would be interesting I I WANNA see more also I wanna see more I. Don't WanNa see more because I just want to wait for the to come out you know. Maybe they just hadn't felt just. Seems I. Think they have like half more than half of the movie already films. I just think they don't want to give away too much because it is just a teaser. It's not like 'cause we don't even know what the story is. You know we just know enough that we know what's going on. We know the villains we know that. That's the movie that was from. Quarter I mean, maybe I think I'm pretty sure it's at least half. But I mean the first time we see we see Robert Patterson Batman beat up that that dude that was crazy. That was really exciting. The riddler scars or no I think those are just regular group. No I think they're just regular I think they're just a gang that was terrorizing and he just showed up 'cause they don't seem like they know him and they don't a couple of things on the regular of the car gave and there was another thing I forgot a. Those those schools on. Maybe. Like a skull school. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe the riddler goons. But then if you look at the mouth, they have like like a Chelsea smile. Which Yeah I mean. If. They had that painted. So let me ask think of joker. Mainly jokers and starting up from my understanding, they're not going to introduce joker in this movie. But I don't know who knows maybe but yeah but even. Won't. Pick up if you don't want. Yeah. That's fair. That's fair who knows I mean maybe but I think. You mentioned Wauconda, and like the first the first ones. Yeah. I just enough. Just any grunts? They be the jokers they could be the riddler. Yeah. But you're right though the way he beat that guy down it was it was. That really put me like, ooh, this is GonNa be sick like I can't wait to see him on multiple people I think the the action in the last movie. In Justice League in the way that Batman fights multiple people is looked really really good like. Look. Very believable and look good. You know what I wouldn't call believable but. I I mean just whole concept of Batman not believable. That's fair. and. How he was like fighting the people because the thing is like it, it's hard to one. It's hard to fight A. Three dates, but it's also hard to film it and the way that they would make it look made it very like like you can understand what's going on and how he's taking out the different people because sometimes especially, I think this concert. Born is they're just fighting more capable guys. They're just keep going they just like keep fighting multiple guys and the cameras like moving, and sometimes you can't make out exactly how he's taking them out and these last movies they've been doing it a lot more open. So you. Hit the dude, grab him throw him. Then he grabs the other you see more of it. So I think maybe that's Right yes your. Dog. Fights are definitely evolving you know like I'm normally like. Like the raid and all of those are really popular and they have really good martial arts like everyone started stepping it up. Oh Yeah. On that you know like and then we like John. Wick. Actual. Use Actual, Jujitsu and judo and stuff like that. So that's awesome. You know movie started take picking it up with A. You have a superhero movie that still looks like with the Gomersall shaking because they're fighting. Yeah. Eventually you know you're not gonna be with the other ones you know? No No. But you're right they some of those fight scenes. Honestly the only thing I liked about better. I loved and that is the. The. Fight scene on the on the warehouse. Yeah Had Superman's mom hostage he breaks in through a window or. Or something he comes through the window first and then he puts them all A. Plane starts firing through within this whole fiber. I remember who the whole, there's a hole in the floor Laotian and they're looking at the whole. Window yeah or the cloud faster that all oh, maybe he does not do. Without. Or whatever I don't know exactly how he gets sick. But it's so sickened rescue superman's mom that's fight scene in this. House was. When he reaches through the wall in grabs the dude that's my favorite one. Bit Yeah. The way he's using his stools to like even his. Uh. Stupid. His Gun is grappling with the grappling Hook shot at some guy, and then he pulled them all the way through the real you know. That was crazy. But this this Batman. Definitely is definitely a young still very angry Batman. You know so. She was making example out of that guy also like it does look like some of those guys they're like young kids. Yeah. No, they look like fifteen. So Islam down. Get them enough to where they're kind of you know he's scared them just get. This whole thing fear right like stairs, this spoken enemies or whatever everything looks. Good so I'm excited and I think. All the testing choices choices. Crab, alike, they're. This subtle the little thing in her being that kind of. Guys hinted like cat ears I'm sure that's not our final four or outfit or whatever. I'm sure we get a more a more woman like outfit with like when she's wearing that beanie and she's cracking the safe. I really liked that that was a guarantee sudden. You know you know who she is. You know and. She looks great. It looks like she has a little scuffle with Batman at one point. Do you think Halle Berry Super Pissed? No. I don't think very cares at all. She was she was Shitty got women moving where it was so bad it's para pick. Among in awful. Like everyone was every studio that had a superhero superhero rights was trying to make movies. And I like how they made it in their life. We're just GONNA, make it not Batman s like it doesn't exist in the same university years or fucking crazy. and. Then We're GONNA make a daredevil a terrible movie and then We're going to make a terrible spin off. Of there. were. Electric that was a bad electro movie. I mean. I The daredevil movie was also I do like watching it every once in a while a guilty pleasure because it's not. Just, like it for like steady now, I love I love the nineties aesthetic like in movies at Stroh. I. Really like it because of that, but it is bad. And like I don't know. I did like Michael Karp Dunkin as the kingpin. Yeah. No. That was a great choice. Right that was really good and I do like when he throws someone to ceiling. Yeah. Oh, he's fucking just throw some like Oh, shit, but other than that nothing. Colin Farrell. In and that's how. I don't even dislike that because he's calling barrel just because the character was so terrible you know it's funny. is they like me because like did you you watch the daredevils a Netflix show? No the bad shows actually really good. It's really good. All of it's really good and the very last. Season they did on the comic book where Bullseye comes out and it's very close to like source material. It's a deviates but not like in a any really huge way except for maybe relieving some stuff out but It does a good job of building up Bullseye in a way. That's like, okay. He's not this ridiculous guy who has a fucking bull's eye on his fucking forehead and you know does he doesn't was supposed to be a scar dad with no he carved in his head because you. Look like carbon just. Put it. And it looks like. Other thanks that they used to grand cows. was in hot, but it wasn't it was time. I how by. How cheesy how dumb it is like I don't like the fact that it's good I like how bad it is and like. When they have bullseye riding the motorcycle he's fucking surfing it and then still throwing shit the fuck Outta here. Like in a way I mean. Both sides could do that. Unrealistic Frank. Across for like. All side from the comic books was real. He would. Yeah. Okay, because. They know but they do a good job because like in that storyline. Bullseye actually takes the daredevil costume in starts wreaking havoc all over the devils. Trailer and they did a really good job of doing that and you should fuck and watch it if you haven't seen but. Not, council shows. It's true but it's still good. But either way Badmin-. Kind of looking forward to keep on aiding from China. Japan. Looking forward to it for sure. Definitely. Definitely looking forward to it. Again if you don't like, Robert Patterson because he did twilight grow Gig. Over. Watch I'll go watch a movie called. Talking to listeners go watch a movie A. What was it the time which I had her? Look into and we're dog fucking. Highlights go watch good time and go watch the lighthouse and if he's still Robert Pattison then. Again. I think you're in love with them and you just want to admit it. I think you fell in love with him. When he may try and use the why? Do you think. How much money do you think it was hate for him to do another movie I think what take more money for Kristen, Kristen Stewart probably that's fair. That's fair. He would probably do it faster because he knows is going to like it will at least people in the box office. Whatever that I'm Batman. Vampire, twenty nine, let's fucking do especially. There's Batman movies like really good and will receive oh for sure. He could. He was like, fuck you know. Yeah. Yeah. He making this make a bad map for. Like, he would reach that level in his career. Yeah. And he was already kind of. Like nothing's he make superstate movies and it's not going to hurt him he reaches. Yeah. 'cause he's going to be like as the movie says, good acid seems. Like my new favorite Batman and everyone's favorite about. So. He's got to reach that level that who case yes looking. You know I won't be Batman for fifteen years. Keep that money rolling actual. Make us many fucking our house films I want. No actually so many lighthouse movies. Or whatever I just do every twenty four movies I want. You know. By eight twenty four. Artistic Credit. And Yeah. I wanted to the house you know. I wanted another mansion I'll make the twilight. Yeah. I don't know I'm talking like I know that I know the guy. What's the No. Let. Me Tell you what my friend Robert Patterson would say. that's movie this or cut. You, didn't you fucking hurts doom. So excited. Dalton. Yeah and I never thought it will happen. I love you were going to happen. We've talked about this before the podcasts every time we do a comic book episode. We had to come up with a good name for them. But you know I did not think it was gonNA happen. It's happening Snyder PUTT. Is Getting released Yup. Fucking Snyder cut is getting released and honestly it's even better than whatever would have gotten into theater if you have finished whole thing. You know this is going be. On he can put all the things that he wasn't gonNA be able to put in there. Yeah. Special Effects However, he wants I think it's GonNa. Be Great I think he now he has to prove. That that movie was going to be good and. Be another BAB members, Superman. Yeah. That's the thing that. Probably a shit ton of pressure on him now that the bad one came out to make sure it's fucking good. And That's the thing is like I mean, they said, it costs like a million dollars to do all the rec- wanted including editing and everything. So thin preach. People are going to you know how many people are gonNA subscribe to it just for that. Yeah. Every every DC NERD was fucking that was fucking battling it out. To make that will be they're all GonNa get a suspicion you. The move on and then charge an extra thirty dollars I wouldn't complain. Sixty dollars. And I don't like I'm not a biggest fan like and also I don't like Batman versus Superman was trash. Yeah either way either way. I'm GonNa, I'm very sight of a movie trailer it. Looks so good. So. Dr Cyber in the beginning. Just looking cool as hell. It also the in been look a little a little weird to me I. In. Some DC reasons like. It looks like you were just about to finish it. In the you just didn't. Know what I mean like you gotTa take that extra step to make it look really really good. And I just said like, oh, that's good. Enough. Yeah. Spending fifteen hours on this. Really Cool 'cause dark side isn't even that like. Dramatic of a character like with this look. Like. It's very it's. Very. Simple. So A. Viva. Channels. fucking golden golden fucking gloves a bunch of jewels and shit. Got A UP PIMCO. His fucking. Hand you know. I can I get you? So yeah, it's. All of a sudden I. Yes. Look more. I. Do think he looks interesting. But the fact that we see him like full on was fucking great the. The extra cuts that we're GONNA see as far as character development with the car characters we're going to see more of them than kind of coming into the roles instead of. Just like hey. Me On venture and then they already kind of know what's up like. Yeah it looks like the characters have a lot more DEP-? Yeah. For sure even I really liked that part when. He. The Flash. Rescues girl. It's obviously his girl the girl that the becomes like his girlfriend, right? Yeah. You remember that part. I do remember that but. So like the they're setting up a lot more things like a lot more subtle things you know the. With everyone cyborg. That he's a lot more emotional. We actually played football and shit like. I did like that. He say he said, uh. Science. Neider said he's kind of like the heart of the movie you know yeah that maybe that's what the movies were lacking a little bit like give the given the characters a little more humanity. We 'cause like, yeah we get fucking Batman's parents died while he's already Batman you know. It's very shallow There's no depth to the characters. No, no, and I, it's definitely going to be interesting. Cool either drinks and economic impacts. Yeah. Right. Like we didn't really get too much like that's the thing is like the trailer the I had a really built that up because you see him Batman going into that tavern or whatever, and like asking for him and feel like Oh we're going to get like this grand fucking thing. It's literally like two minutes of leading laps. I'm the aqua man. I, think it's because Jason. and He seems like a cool guy. Yeah. Yeah. Like when you say what he's walking and appeared can chokes out bottle and throws it waves crashing goes into water. That was the baddest motherfucker. Know. He does have like a a distinct swagger to him and like his whole. What was happening here? Well. Yeah but dark side looks great. Thing on his chest. That has a specific name You know the dark side Mark Oh the mega. Mega sign. punks jazz and. Yet it's interesting and the the. On steppenwolf looks fucking way better like seven always trashing. Steppenwolf. Look like in the comic books I said now like that. No and gets pretty much like a giant. That's wearing the number. No is he he looks a little bit crazy. It depends on which version. because. There's a couple of different versions of him but like he definitely looked more like nineties comic book then like this crazy alien, you know that's the thing is like they're not aliens bear new gods and like. The the movies don't really distinct that 'cause like I just associate odds are the new gods equivalent to the attorney in Marvel Marvel you now know I, mean. Think of the new gods as Like Hercules. Like demi-god Hercules or pre you know different things like all the think of all the Gods Kinda like the Greek, gods like so the. More later, lead the Greek gods in the so. How Wonder. Woman's Amazonian the old guy literally Zeus and all them and that died off and the new gods are are these newer versions that and some of them have fallen hence dark side and a couple of other people and Steppenwolf is actually dark sides kid. Rock so he said you and your God. Yes essentially God ginger God junior. Junior. Yeah. Right So that's what seven won't but stem. Think Mardian. Then yeah. Kinda. Seems. Something like between the Guardians and like the internals yeah. Yeah. Not that. I don't know. But he looks great. Yeah no in my life. I like all of it. I don't know about Steppenwolf he looks a little, Illini? That's the that's the thing that I don't like is that they do kind of make them look like aliens been not alienate. There's definitely aliens in the DC universe, but they're not alien. So. But that's a that's the. Human you know so yeah but I yeah. It's difficult to. Yell Sola they have all this power this like. I don't know how to what the caller like the. Dark magic or whatever you know like. Yeah. Got To do something like they have their. So powerful that there's something to your body. I guess. That's why I like. You know maybe something like that. You know. Yeah. So I don't know we'll see but all I know is that I'm more than excited to see that fucking Snyder cut its NBC organ. Crazy. So I'm super excited. I thought it was really cool that during the panel. I don't watch all the panels, but I watched that one he had. He interviewed the girl that started the Snyder Hashtag. And this other guy that was like really essential to it to. Hinder them. That was really cool to the for them to like discount see like the work playoff. To be in fucking thing and talk to her him. Yeah that was really cool of it. So and what else you see a lot of the yeah we were talking about hoping they'll right. I watched all of them today except for that one. Okay next. Wonder woman. That's an interesting one because I, didn't like Wonder Woman Cryer I. Not the movies I just didn't like the trailer that they had put out for nineteen eighty four and like it didn't really interest me but this might interesting itself. Yeah. Right or trying too hard. To Chill. Yeah. Style yet so much. It seems like. Yeah it definitely was felt like it was like it was gonna rely on the fact that it was putting eighty and they're gonNA have a ton of like eighties call backs. But. We gotta you watch your things. Yeah exactly, and so this one really kind of opened it up to like understanding what what's going to be coming in the movie. We're GonNa wait we actually got to see both the villains that are in the movie we get to see Cheetah Cheetah form like they have a lot of information and it and it still leaves you wondering like what the fuck happened like I can't wait to understand what's going to happen in the movie. Yeah. I. Really wanted to give away too much. Yeah. I hate it when you know the full story I mean tree. I think the going GonNa. Look really good. I think he's GonNa. Be well directed. It's into story that has got to be lacking I WANNA know. I. WanNa, know I wanna what? That's GONNA be but the armor that. She's wearing. That's for sure my favorite part of it. On cycle number, it looks incredible. A really good job of making that. Yeah, and like making it look like real armor. Which is at some point, you know what? I'm sure they meet her an actual suit, but it definitely, you can see how would like the way it moves. I'm sure CGI. Yeah. I think you think that's a big part of. DC sometimes CGI doesn't look. Like. I said. In a lot of these seem always isolate. It's not. Finish I'll clemens. You didn't really bother me that much and modernized Shit actually. Did Not at all it was great. The home was great. The whole CGI was great all the monsters stuff were really in. Yeah. Even like when they were under water, they're. Running around and Shit. That trench. Monsters. Great or even. That monster that The side when he's Awesome. Yeah. That was close to it didn't feel like they were trying too hard. No not at all. They felt like it looked like a real animal was just huge. Like David and try to give them like. Unnecessary like spikes come out of his back or. You know things like that I. Like the Ninja Turtles Movies. Those last data turtles were Kinda. I didn't even watch him. That's how bad they looked to me. Yeah. It looked really good. Yeah. Everything was good on that but sometimes it seem honestly I think Kristin. Kristin would when she you see her, you're gonNA. See A lot of her character developed throughout the movie. Right feels like a movie is going to be a lot of her. Her. which she looks like when she looks at mercyships looks like nerd. Glasses in her aircel shitty. You know and then you see just dress with hot stress know she's like never was like damn girl was that. You know that's not that thing nerd with the glasses of less right but it is. But that. When I saw the full transformation she that I don't like. Yeah I know you said he didn't. WanNa. It I really WanNa like it, but I can't. It, and I remember that because you said that Renata. Able. Like that. Way They. Will be you think the guy that was animating? Fuck like he forgot to do it and he's like Shit I, forgot to do it over the weekend. They're expecting the hair to move what do I do. Then he remembers Aquaman and he's saying. Oh, he brought over. Or whatever. All. When? They won't notice it'll be cool and then he turned it in. But I don't like it. I. Don't like it. I don't like her face. The way race face looks it looks like. It, looks like one of the cats from the cats movie that was really yeah that's what it looks like to me. It's just as good as that to me. You know yeah it didn't bother me but it definitely mafia. Like if they decided to a thunder cats movie that they should get a different person to edit. Like it was the most those lines are supposed to represent like some sort of magic that's open a bi choose I mean maybe here might be like the design on her for whatever or there's a lot of things that it could be. So who knows? I just I didn't like it at all. Yeah. I didn't like it at all. But that looks like it looks like. The I wonder woman movie wasn't amazing but it's solid movie. Yeah I. Honestly feels like that's what this is going to be. Yeah I agree. I. Don't think I'm not. Sad on this because I think you could make a running wonder woman who've it? Yeah I think the. Go out there. Some of these stories like I want to see. You know what what what movie movie I would WanNa see it's her going after like Haiti's or her having a deal with like magic people people like. Battle real bad us. Occurred Handling Amazonian. Shit. If I'M GONNA watch a standalone. Bobby. Is a great character like this other billion is also like within her realm but not enough like I like show me like her going and doing some crazy going into the pits of Charteris and like getting some crazy ass shit from there and having to fight eighties and you know there's still much is let's get into those heart stories. You know escape with the keep making like. Just making need a movie about a girl, 'cause he tried to police ever. Feel about the person. Really bad. Like, Oh, yeah we need a girl power here. You know so so that you know feminists watch I should for the wasn't that good and really. Cared about it, you would have made a better movie. would. Be a cool movie. There's this character called. Faust and he's like a warlock and he always kind of up against her and there's like a Justice League unlimited story where her Insana have to face him and I'm like, dude, that would be a great fucking like buddy up grow movie. Wonder why? It's That we're looking for someone that's. Oh there's A new A. Jesse dark movie for HBO that's Right. Try to try it. Then, they're probably GONNA go with a new version of Stan oversold version but yeah, it'll either way. Definitely. GonNa? Watch. Especially, if they get Kiana reasonably Constantine off, that would be awesome. Yeah. No. Yeah. That'd be that'd be really cool. Wonder woman. I I. Really. WanNa see like a really wonderful. Yeah I definitely still have high hopes for this one. I think it's GonNa. Look good. So We'll see. The third one. is going to be the one that really does it for it. Are they going to do a third one I? Don't know I'm sure they are I think they like they want to keep this going on. So long as speaking of. Going to get rid of wonder woman 'cause she's like. I don't think they should. And we're GONNA talk when we're GONNA talk about it but flash is GONNA REDO A, lot of stuff. I would like to see I think instead of doing another wonder woman solo movie especially after the flash movie, they need to do a brute movie they need to do something to to show us all the new characters and that. that. Does something like a civil war the marvel marvel. Civil work, we'll have kind of what flashpoint is supposed to be a little bit because when you're not familiar with the with the actual story of flashpoint, right? I saw I. saw that movie is. It's a little different, but it's very similar. That's basically what He. Says mom would everything's Fuck everything's ages? His Wayne Guide has kid instead of his parents Thomas Wayne is Batman. His mom was the joker, right? Yup Yup. Everything's and Superman's like skinny that and then also the fact that Aquaman and wonder woman are leading US warring where margins destroy the world. And so. That was The story was that I, guess, spoil it for anyone that hasn't been fucking scene. It's been out for like ten years if anyone has is still listening to talk about DC for this long. They've definitely seen that movie. Definitely. Haven't, there's no way they have wolf. Somebody is stop listening to this watch that. And then come back. They come back started again a and. That's the beauty of podcasts to listen to it. Oh Yeah, you could just take a break we want. But yeah. So the story goes the everything. Right and? Wonder woman and Aquaman our war. But that's because there were smashing before yeah, and he he was trading. Wayne. Barra. Wonder Woman, and then she found out that wonder woman looking her head. It was brutal. Wore it. took her crown insurance tear yeah or something. Yeah and yes you. Putting in honest nipple ring. Halfway through the movie. That's this movie is going to be. It seems like it's going to be kind of a play on that. Yeah. Right, like they I already said it is there's going to be Thomas Winners Batman. But they did cast Michael Keaton. WHO's his sixty? Thou-? He's an old guy where he played one of the best battlements. and. Ben, Affleck? Back. So. We're these we're GONNA be in different points in time I. Think this. Is going to do what they so feature passed it for the X. Men Franchise. Yeah. Pretty much right. It's GONNA set a lot of things for them and create new possibilities. 'cause they. WanNa. have an excuse to disregard the older movies. You can still have you know. Yeah. You can still keep going with the aquaman movie that was actually successful. It's just so you don't have to reboot it completely. And adding that I also. The. Thing that I like so much about it which if you saw the Keno or if you didn't see the keynote I guess. As. The guy who plays Barry Allen in this movie actually did ki did a he's came and talk and he broke it down and kind of how things are going to change what the possibilities are and. What's cool about it is that Unites Every version of any DC movie that has ever been created even the ones that technically weren't created by DC and other film studios they all now exist in the DC universe because of that and one thing we always. Bad has. It is. Is A bad. He's not. He's a bad man many about there's a there's a Batman. In this and the union diverse. Nipple his yeah and A. And a bad thing. That was the same. The same ones right now that was in the dirt. Was the Knicks Yeah Cooney was the guy with Kilgore I think it started with no it wasn't because they don't get the nips until the the very end of the George Clooney movie. Can they change the suits? They get Alfred's like my last gift to you, and then he gives them new bat suits and the to dude ones have bat nipples. Okay Yeah FUCKING I. Look at the pictures. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking crazy but they open up all kinds of. I know. Right. They open to all kinds of possibilities on one thing I liked that we've never seen them do at least in the DC Universe is acknowledged the TV shows. So Ezra Miller. Didn't episode on the very last season of flash where he was a crossover episode with all the shows where basically since Ezra Miller is in a universe, the all the Mosey versus collide in the TV show and Ezra Miller pops up for like a couple of minutes and talks to himself as Barry talks to the other Barry Allen and it's so. Interesting. How they? They set a lot of stuff up without like really trying you know the the new suit that we got to see for flash is actually directly based off of the one from the TV show. So you see the influence from there and you get and because he was in the multi burst now it extends it out like endless possibilities of multi versus that can exist and the you know. It just shows that the TV shows did so much to solidify the DC YOU and set it up and. Bad. Very successful. Yeah. All the. TV shows that. He. oh, it will be a mistake now it seems like. It's like they're Kinda rebuilding the C U. it will be a mistake for them not to include. The ones that makes me Kinda, sad about the way. The only made me sad about the way that they did it is that Stephen amount are Stephan. Amal is the guy who played era, who kind of started the whole thing I mean it was all him but you know he was the shareholder show Ya the first show and it really without aero none of it would have existed and he didn't really get to be a part of that he was in the crossover series but that was his last episodes. So he wasn't like directly a part of like it would have been cool to see a multi. Multi. Show up in the movies and then him up in a DC movie you know and so I mean, maybe there's still a possibility that he could. As he can't show up the movie now that's. More. Of a possibility now. Yeah. Yeah. He might be in the flashpoint bobby. That would. Be Super surprised. They're making it clear. They're they're like clearly even like all the ones with marble. They will. Loose you know. They made it clear that. that. It's all the same universe. You know it'd be really cool. Is If eventually a DC and marble both gets to the point, there are comic books where DC. COMMU combine like they have like a crossover event in the comic books like a couple of times. So it'd be cool if they did a good crossover move, fuck that would be so fucking cool. That would be one of the biggest like there'd be too many moving parts to make it actually happen. Take a long long time if we ever get. Old I think there's too many people involved with the franchise's to let that happen like no. Wise like how people get now? If they know. We've literally ran out of fucking stories to tell Ya. Are Making a really bad movies. Marble is at the end of their, they make a booster gold movie. Both are they are just fucked, right? Marble makes the smart money lead? The fast and frears franchise. We don't want to make this movies anymore guys but we're making so much money DC makes Howard the duck seven and they're finally like we can't do this anymore. Like all right, let's do this this crossover yeah. Robert Downey junior walk still. Get Robert Downey we. Down, the up from his crowd chamber. please. Exactly. That's how far into the future no I share it with. Robert Downey junior head in a jar looking Futurama. Loan him at screw it on top of the body. A body, its iron that. Has An actual ironman body at that point, you know what I mean. Like bunks. Flash is going to be something else something I've been waiting for for a long time so it'll be cool split. toasted. Okay flashes. It'd be good cold next movie. We never get to see a trailer or anything, but I'm very, very happy that is now getting some actual traction and it's like super confirmed because we'll be hearing about. Black, Adam. Longtime years or ten years I. Think probably that the rock posted something about it. Right and that's how everything started. So he wanted to do it all along. Yes. It's like one of those like like Ryan Reynolds stories were like she wanted to make temple and. It was shedding for a little bit but he got it he. Did it, and we all loved it. Is One of those things like the Rock was just trying to get them to make. And now it's finally it's the time has come. and. It's GONNA be amazing. It's going to introduce so many more people. So many people we WANNA see in the big screen like so many very important characters looking doctor fate. And how this just those two yep it's got open. It's GonNa blow the DC universe up. You know Hochman is one of those characters that like you know him but you're like, why? What does he do like? A, lot of people don't really know. Hawk man actually. Like. Real DC. Fans know and they know he's a bad, ass? Yeah. Exactly. A hundred percent bad us. To describe him thank you, flies. Giant. Mason you it's people. I know he's like a regular do but I would really like for him to be on. Like. He doesn't talk. I, think he's like ancient. Yeah No. Yeah. He's like a well, he's rea born. He's like a reborn he. Yeah but I would just like the idea of Hochman. He can't talk and he's Like yeah, fucking. Awkward. Just looks just like with the mask, but comedy still does he still? Only when asked gone to The Hawk part of it. The way he talks. Takes. Off His mask. superstrong stuff. Yeah. Wears reason to. Fit. Like he did it once and it was he has to commit to it because that's how they know. When we're fighting. I'm trying to be seriously taking out like three dudes and McMahon. Are Sites coming and this was doing a bit. He never gives it up. Like he doesn't have to wear at all but he does it. So I could. Understand them. Take a serious. Trying to fucking do something here now. Talking about. I'm kind of. Good. Yeah. All Man Real Real completely useless fashion. Yeah, I know right. Now, we cover them. Pretty good. I like what we're doing. Out It. Yes. You to it's for you guys. For me I think I like sitting here talking to Pablo for more than an hour. No. Less. Thanks. The fucking vicennium industry is going to be taken over by Superhero Games. Yeah. especially. especially. The Spiderman Game Wasn't amazing. Now, they're going to miles per hour is gay doing mines and another one both same year. It's a lot. Of Run. Yeah. That Miles Morales game is only like a it's like a mini game. It's not a full length game. Oh, it's like just to keep you happy and then they're going to do another one to give you something just shakes. Vitamin Game Right. I mean now we have DC's getting into it. Already on with Arkham Arkham asylum whatever artwork night games. Arkham night game you know I just realized the. Whereas Moreno guys, you know how you could see the little screen you see yourself. In the big one you can see the other guy can change it. I've just been looking at myself full-time. Week I've been literally talking to myself the whole time I'm looking right out myself. So fucking funny. Now started five tested. The. Suicide Squad game looks awesome. Yeah. The suicide squad you know what the story of it has me so excited it literally called a suicide squad kills the Justice League so you already know what's up but the way that they the trailer released like 'cause you think like, oh, they're going to go on a mission and they're gonNA have to kill the Justice League okay. That's of cool Nah I don't think it's going to be like that at all from the trailer. It looks like the Justice League Hannah they're you know they're under some kind of spell or control or something. Chris doing something. It was funny. I, he was super funny. The trailer like genuinely. More than the fucking movie did. Shirt. That says a lot. About that movie to. All the Info we got from James Guns, suicide squad. Yeah. It looks on me. He said it looks better than the one that's for sure. Looks Amazing all the characters look good. Yet hardly quaint looks bad ass it let's there's a lot of effort going to make sure that they don't have another suicide squad like the first one. Yeah. James. Gunn. Is the right. The Guy the right guy to do that. Yeah. Yeah. I agree these step right guys that he has. You know how to do that that that aesthetic me good. You know. and from the looks of a everything. Awesome. Everything about the movie. The whole cast cast is amazing Selbe. Bunch of other good ones. Is Margot Robbie in the movie. Yeah. The I really liked holiday made Harley Quinn look in this one so far from what I've seen. She does different. You know it's going to get a really really I mean. I'm sorry to say this what I still haven't watched the movie. It's not good I. Think. That's what the movie was involved with. This is like a completely harlequin that's completely independent from the joker. Yet don't really is not tied to another the memorial, and now we're seeing we're seeing her in action. You know that we're seeing she becomes. The point of the movie, right? Movie. Yeah, it's supposed to show her like after suicide squad that she is definitely like learning who she is as herself coming into her own self, and now we have a car quinn that's completely independent from anyone else is it looks like it's going to keep growing until I. Really you really cool character. Yeah. Maybe hopefully a second harlequin movies. I mean, yeah, we'll. We'll see there's a lot riding on this movie. I think a lot like. Besides. Just money like at this movie does well, it definitely opens the door for a Harley Quinn. Sequel you know, and then Spin Offs from all the characters in this movie. So who knows? Would how they're going to do it but yeah, I'm interested to see how the moves and have turned out for sure. Guys. That'd be good. There's going to be really really good. Yeah. But also getting back to video games. Got Them Nights. Not that into video games I buy a console. Game Dude. It's going to be sick honesty like from the looks of it. If you're a fan of the night games at all, you'RE GONNA like this new one he definitely has the same feel they explained that it's different that it's not in the same universe. It's definitely set in like a parallel universe. Oh, a university of very similar. It looks and feels the same, but it doesn't have the same feel right away. They tell you Batman dies. Batman, somehow gets killed which he did get an arc of night games but it you know all the characters that are associate with a new that. And so. In this one. It's You know they're just finding out for the first time that Batman dies they get a code black and you get a video showing. His like virtual will kind of at and they have a new home base that they can work out of. So it gives a lot of hints as like as far as what the game players. So luckily, with a lot like leveling up of your base and a lot of leveling up of the characters the play is going to be a little different because they actually, it looks like it's a little more like RPG base as far as like the leveling and the fighting So I'm kind of excited for that means that there could be a lot of different possibilities. Up The character. And I. Mean you get to finally see what's going to happen if all the robins have to take over and back-row like there's a lot of really cool things that are going to be in this story and I'm excited to see. You there was Tony Robbins there for me. I didn't know who this three robbins technology for Robbins, but there's Been Robin one point, right. So yes, only one of them is technically still robin in the game. Okay. But the so there's there's Dick Grayson who is the the? When there's Jason Todd? WHO's red? Hood. And then there's Oh shit I'm forgetting his name God damnit Tim. Tim Drake. Is the is the last robin before that man's actual son and he. deigned before Damian and he becomes Red Robin and so that's Red Robin no no. No. Tim Drake. Becomes address. Becomes Robin. Amy And just rob it but Yeah and then three with bag girl So we'll get to see them kick ass and see what I'm just excited to play Jason Todd in A. In a different capacity, they could play one of the Arkham Night Games 'cause he's he ends up being a bill and one of the Games but In this, when you get to play him just as Red Hood and not in like a weird remake of the character, it's really him. So I'll be excited. He's Hollywood. He's my favorite Robin. I like. I like Dick. Grayson. Better. But I liked the back story of red like everything he goes through. So it'll be cool though. It's going to be good. Yeah I watched that movie the other day of the Red Hood Movie I know it's not supposed to. Is Not made for kids right. It's a little tense now for young kids and I knew that but something about seeing a cartoon. Like be like that brutal, they didn't show him fuck up or anything, but the joker speeding the show them for a long time with a crowbar. Opening scene. For a while. Now dated just imply that he got beat up. Yet it's up for a long time. Yeah. In with a crowbar and might I was like what I was like, what is going to stop I get it you. Know. It is a lot and it's crazy 'cause there's like different like stories of that and then even like in the Batman the animated series they didn't want to. Tim. Drake. started out as or no. Sorry in the battling the enemies she's they combined Tim, drake and Jason Todd into one character. So. When they went ahead and did the did you out of your watch the Batman beyond movie the Joker who never lasts somebody that? Either way they instead of him instead of joker killing A. The a Robin he actually turns the Robin into. Joker. Yeah, the story is really cool. Do you should watch it a lot? It's it's a pretty cool fucking movie and You get to. So there's there's a lot of different you know craziness it's happened in the cartoons and they've been taught, which is why I don't understand why they don't do the Jason Todd Story because like we've definitely gone to a point where Batman is more gritty and I would love to see it happening like a real like either on a TV, show or movie preferably a movie but I would totally take a TV show they don't do me sure. Okay So. Honest. Lost me a little bit. There was a lot of. GEICO broke my pens. fucking sex. This thing came off and it's never come off like that now. Didn't look like this before. Well, you fucked it up Blah then. I really. Break it. I need it though well. I'm sorry. I don't know what you want me to do about it and sleep without. Sucks. You're going without sleep. but we got anything else on the list. No I'm very excited for got him I. Think I'm excited the most for that. Yes. When you want to see how he? I like how he's like. Hey Superman. AC- you. Know and everyone else the whole, justice. League, it seems like. Those mentioned your Sam but it seems like they're gonNA. He's GonNa. He's GonNa probably meet other heroes I go I think they're going to set up black Adam good and then depending on how that movie goes. They're gonNA do Zam to where he fights black Adam. No I think she sounds too I. think he's a Fi- vitamin three Oh. I, think the other one is going to be like the Brotherhood of evil or whatever. You're seeing the worm at the EH. Oh, that's right. Talking to like while those the other guy yeah I think he's going to be that. And I think the way they're talking about she sam. About the hierarchy of our whatever they might want to tournament to a big big villain like big enough to like be Justice League billet like Dana's kind of thing. Thing. With. Him they definitely good. You've been more of a low-key type thing. It's Valid for whatever us like dark side or whatever you know. Well, he was billon. McQuillan of the MC. Different. Yeah. So. You didn't like something like that. They're going to build them up for a couple movies. You know and then maybe Justice League when what is shut Sam and maybe like another bad guy steaming, you know yeah. Nickel something like that. but I don't think he's GonNa if but if he does if they go save on fresh salmon. Movie. I think it's going to be like on the third one. Yeah. For sure or you know what? We know what we'll be called to if they did A. I WANNA see more team up movies for Marvin and these. Yeah. If they did just like should Sam will be where like flashes Type of thing he's. Movie the dishes with the flash that'd be cool. To see them to see like some. Know that it's not just the shift I'm going back at them stop Howard for you. Yeah. For sure if you need help so like maybe cyborg or slash yeah. No could definitely interesting seeing the the flash them. They could have really good chemistry and could be a really good movie Yes it would be interesting I don't want to see it. Yeah. I definitely want to see more team of movies and more crossovers. Crossover. Great. Marvels handling a good with the TV shows like I'm really excited for those and I think if those go well I think that opened up all kinds of possibilities for the future as far as like how you can do crossovers or even just tell more stories with those characters with those actors know because I think that's the thing about the movies they take about six months to. A year to make and then the key the person doesn't get to do that for like another two three years like would it be if they made the movie then they take a little break. Then they go ahead and film and TV show for like three or four months, and then it's done and we get to see the character for longer you know in in a different capacity. Really full. Barbara I think that's GONNA. Be, happening now. Hopefully with all the TV shows you know. I mean I'm sure. They're gonNA give during the. We're GONNA have more TV shows about different different. Different characters you know your I'm sure like. There'll be a TV show I'm sure we're GONNA see on pop up and. You know I think it would. I would definitely encourage them to do something like that. Yeah because. Also. Also caused. The show. So they're not like a secondary story they're going to be things that things happening in the shows are going to be affecting. The movies directly you know. Yeah. So that's GonNa, be really cool to see. All right. We're done. All right. Cool. Thank you for listening. Yeah fucking. Check out our social media like podcast. Please subscribe. 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When God Changes Your Name, Don't Let the Devil Change It Back - Part 2

Maranatha Ministries UPC

41:07 min | 11 months ago

When God Changes Your Name, Don't Let the Devil Change It Back - Part 2

"Welcome to the podcast cast of Maranatha ministries. I'm Rick Frank Senior Pastor Maranatha and I pray you'll be blessed by today's message you can access all of our church information by going to our website website at www dot M. church dot com or an all social media by searching at church and now be blessed by listening to today's message inch if you are not already standing and you're able to stand which you stand as as we turn to the word of the lower this morning in our bibles and I am going to read from the book of Daniel. All Chapter Number One and beginning with verse number six Bible says now from among long those are the sons of Judah were Daniel and Anaya Michelle and Azariah to them the chief of the UNIX gave names changed some names here to Daniel. He gave the name Belt Schatzer to hand. A Ni- shad bad wreck to Michele Michele and to as a bed nego- but Daniel purpose in his heart Daniel purpose in his heart. And I'll tell you what Daniel purpose in his heart. He was not going to take on the characteristics of his new name. He was not going to forget the name. God gave him a meant. And that's what I want talk about with you today. Part two when God changes your name. Don't let the Devil Change it back a med. Ed Reyes God God is good. Let's pray together. Jesus we love you we thank you for your goodness and your blessings and we ask that you will touch our hearts open our understanding our minds to comprehend the things of God today that you will have your your perfect will in our lives and in our hearts that we will recognize the sound of your voice as you speak to us call us by Our Name we ask in Jesus name everyone said Amen God bless you could be seated can we. Jesus one more hand clap appraised together less love him in this House today thank you Jesus the thank you Jesus. Praise the Lord of hosts a amen. Amen God bless you. You can be seated. We did talk last week about the significance of our names and I just want to. I'm not going to reproach but I want to remind us of the purpose of the names especially in biblical times more so than now. Nowadays we pick out a name that we like. oftentimes parents will look up the meanings of names because they want to name their children names. That have good meanings but in the Bible Times the name identified you and it also identified to whom you belong to for instance when you think about about when you think about in the New Testament. They didn't always have last names the way we have last names but they did have last names in the sense of calling Inga. Simon son of Jonas Jesus was not just Jesus. He was Jesus of Nazareth because that identified which one we're actually talking about and in the Old Testament days especially names were given in such a way that it represented a person's characteristics in a person's life calling so the name Daniel Means God is my judge Jehovah. The Almighty is my judge. Just what Daniel means. Hanania means God. Or y'All way Jehovah. God has favored on Hannah. Nyah Michelle comes from Michael and it means who is what God is or who is like God and of course we understand nobody. Nobody's like God. And so Michele means who's like God exalting God above all things and then Azariah as Araya Means Jehovah has helped so these were the names that these four young boys at this time historians historians tell us that Daniel at the time of being taken into captivity was probably seventeen years old. magin being seventeen years old listen seventeen-year-old eighteen year olds. Sixteen year olds. You can have a walk with God. Daniel had a walk with God that when he was taken into captivity you bend and his name meant God is my judge and he stayed true before his God well King Nebuchadnezzar comes along and he takes these young boys into captivity and the first thing he does is he changes their names because he wants to change their identities is he wants to change their self identity so he changes their names. The Bible says to Daniel gave the name belt Schatzer belt a Shazar means means bell which was one of the ancient Babylonian Gods Bell protect the king. Well Belkin protect nobody because he's a false god but that's the name that Daniel gets built. The shelves are Hanane. I got his name. Change to shadrack. Chadron means the command of Aku which was another Babylonian God the command of Coup Mesh. Al became me shack me. Shak was was named after one one of the Babylonian Moon Gods. It's amazing how these false religions have all these different Gods and heroes one. The Moon Moon. God well you might have moon. God I have the God of the Moon I know the god of the moon and then as a riot became Abednego and Abednego need nego or nebo was a Babylonian God of wisdom. No no buddy is as why as God we serve they meant so these men received these new names however they flat refused to accept them in their hearts now shadrach Meshach Abednego who we know more readily than we know them as cannon I Michele or as Araya Araya but they were not around long enough to see where this ended up but we do know that several things happen because in chapter one even though they became became shadrack Meshack Bendigo and belt the shadows. Are We know that they refused to eat the kings food. And that's where the Daniels fast comes from. By the way Daniel Daniel Chapter One. They wanted vegetables. They wanted water. They wanted to and refused to take all the delicacies of the king's foods and so we know own chapter one. They refused the lifestyle of the Babylonians we know in chapter three especially speaking of Hanania. Michelle and Azariah Araya. They refuse to fall down and worship King Nebuchadnezzar 's gold image and they were cast into the burning fiery furnace. Many of us are are familiar with the story of the three Hebrew children in the burning fiery furnace. I want to read you real quick what they did now. If you are ready at the time to hear what Nebuchadnezzar said to these three boys. If you're ready at at the time you hear the sound of the horn the flute Harp Lyre in the Salteri in symphony with all kinds of music if you fall down and worship the image which I've made true saints. God worshipped nothing but God amen and we need to search our hearts and make sure we don't have any false gods set up in there because what we devote our time to becomes our God. I'm not saying don't give time to your education into your jobs. I'm not talking about that. Ah but what we focus our minds on what we live for becomes our God we need to live for Jesus and everything else we do. JESUS NEEDS TO BE I. He said if you do not worship you shall be cast immediately into the midst of the burning fiery furnace this because a lot of people to take second thought. What's the big deal? I'll just worship on the outside but not on the inside. It doesn't work that way. You need to be example. You can't do something thing on the outside and just assume everybody knows what's going on on the inside Amen. You need to have a lifestyle that shows what's going on on the inside and so he said if you worship if you don't worship you're gonNA immediately because the burning fiery furnace and who is the God that will deliver you from my hands. Jesus deliver me from anything. And this is what they said. Chat Michel Bendigo answer the king and they said Oh Nebuchadnezzar. We don't need to answer you in this matter. If if that is the case now listen with our God who we serve that. You may have made me Chad Rack and Michel and Abednego but understand something. I still have my God that I serve Jeff. I don't care what you call me. You're not changing my name in my heart. The God that we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace. And I love this he will deliver us from your hand. They weren't sure about the fire but the newest they'd be delivered from him and they said this he will deliver us from your handle king but if not be known until you that we again I they said our God who we serve is able and then they said this just so you know. Even if he doesn't deliver us we do not serve your gods odds who do you serve today. The gods of this world the gods of our flesh the gods of our own desires or the one true living. God God who has a will for your life who you sir they said we do not serve your gods and we will worship we will not nor will we worship the gold image. which did you have set up? Make a long story short. You already know. They were thrown into the burning fiery furnace and in went three boys and Nebuchadnezzar looked in there Ernie thought way of saying. Didn't we throw three kids in there. So yes you did he said why do I see four people walking around in there and the fourth were looks like the son of God because it was it came out really another smell. Smoke on them is God protected. God will always have your back. He'll always have your back. The we also in chapter six that they did not take on their new names in their hearts because we feel very familiar with the story of Daniel. In the lion's lion's den Daniel got thrown in the lion's den because he had people that hated him so he's GonNa be somebody to hate. You is jealous of you trying to get you trying to get you to stumble just stay true true to God and these. Other rulers of the city went went to Nebuchadnezzar this Darius at the time and they went to Darius and they said Hey. Let's come up with it. They knew they could get him like this because they knew Daniel prayed out. The Devil knows you're a prayer warrior if you're not become a prayer warrior career and make sure the devil knows I gotta be careful. This guy's going to this day is not going to end before this guy gets down to pray now. Daniel prayed three times a day and and they said I know how we can get him. Let's get let's trip Darius into writing a decree that nobody can pray to any other. God accept him for thirty days. Listen there ain't no Christian should go thirty days without prayer and they knew Daniel wasn't gonNa make thirty days without prayer and they trick dairies into signing the petition so he signs it and sure enough day one comes. And there's there's Daniel getting down to do his prayers and they come back and oh king. Didn't you sign a petition that whoever who and the king happened happen to love Daniel by the way. Didn't you sign a petition that anybody praised anybody other than you. For the next thirty days gets thrown into the lion's den and he said Yeah I did. He's a as the Daniel. He's over there praying to his God and Darius fell sick in his heart because he loved. Daniel only realized she'd been tricked. But you see one one good thing about Darius and I hope we're the same way once he said it. That's the way it was. You don't go back on your word. And so he said Yeah I did. So he wrote Daniel Daniel. I feel awful about this. I'm paraphrasing of course. They tricked me into doing this. I'm forced by my own law now to throw you in the lion's den can your God spare you should have no fear King. My God is able to deliver me. And even if he doesn't so so bit I will not prayed any other God but the one true God he he threw him in the lion's den and Daniel spent the night down there with some hungry lions and they all laid down like little kitty cats and the Bible says various. I woke up at the crack of dawn and Iran over and he pulled the cover off the dens. The the line is any holiday. Daniel was you're able to deliver. You have no fear King. My God shut the mouths of the lines. That come on up here. Then you'll oh come on out of here and he took the guy's chicken me through in those are some hungry. Lions shut their mouth because no sooner into the people that trip Darius he threw them in there. The Bible says he meaning the lot. There's breakfast now. That's what we've been waiting for. We tell you you will never go wrong putting your life into the hands of the one true. God never. Will you go wrong. Oh praise the Lord Alright. So last week I talked to you about names and how important names are and we saw here how Daniel purpose in his heart. Even though you changed my name you can call me. Whatever you want in my heart? I know who I am. I told you last week that my name was Richard John. Frank and I explained to you where that came from Richard. My mother liked the story of King. Richard the Lionheart so she named after him my middle name. John came from my grandfather grandfather. Whose name was John John? Frank John Baptist Frank and then my last name was frank. Now what's important about. The last name is is my identifier. Identify what I mean by that is this there may be many many richards in the crowd. And there might be some Richard Richard Johns hanging around. So when you say Richard I gotTa look. I wonder if he's talking to me. If you said Richard John on I still gotta look around you talking to me. Because there's two other Richard Johns over there but when the last name thrown out there frank. Now that's that's my identify. That's me my identifiers. My last name now last week explained to you how we take on the name of Jesus and I'm not GonNa reap reach that but I encourage would you to listen to the podcast and understand how we take on the name. Jesus because since I've been born again when I was born mother first time I received the name. Richard is your John Frank and so when I was born again I received a new name and my name is now Richard John. We don't always go by this but spiritually. That's who I am. Richard John Frank. Jesus because I was baptized in Jesus name can you say a man so I gotta I have a new identifier now. identifiers are funny. I'm GonNa tell you a story I don't mean to make this funny. It is comical. It's going to be comical. Some of you have no idea what I'm talking about. Some of you will especially from my generation in my generation kids would just go out in the neighborhood and play. If you're in the city maybe not but I grew up up in the suburbs and the kids would just go out and they just play all day and some Sun went down. You come home. Parents didn't know where you were. They didn't care where you were you show for dinner if you don't show for dinner. They're not worried they're mad but a Once in a while and this would happen especially. I didn't know that I didn't know this kid personally. His name was not even positive. I have his name correct. His name was John and his last name. I believe was dealer or teeter something like that John deeter. I think it was John if you happen to come across this podcast and you recognize. I'm talking talking about you. Please don't be offended. I didn't know you personally. I knew of the Group of kids you hung around with and they told me how it was. John's name was John Peter and his last name was. I'M GONNA say deeter teed or something. We'll go with John. John Peter Dealer. Obviously you're just GONNA go by John but mama who named him. John Peter. Peter would call them for dinner time and she was sticker head out the door of a front door of her house. All the kids were out in the neighborhood playing kickball. Who knows what and all of a sudden you would hear John? Peter Come home for your supper and John. Peter Stand up from the crowd. He would walk away because that's his mother calling him. There might have been other John's playing that day. There might even have been other John Peters but there wasn't another John Peter Chuckling. This don't want John to be offended. John God bless you come to church we love you. We appreciate appreciate you being able to be used an example of powerful example that I'm going to make just a minute. John Peter dater them home and get your supper and John. Peter would stand up and walk away. She said John Several John's might look around. WHO which one should go John? Peter now we just this narrow down to only two of US which one dealer. That's me that's me. He recognizes name. We need to recognize our name when Jesus calls us we need to recognize that I'm in this world. We are in this world. Bible says we're not of the world but we're in this world and we need to recognize that Jesus is constantly calling us and talking to us and reaching for us and he he might say. Hey Richard and there might be a hundred million richards in this world. That would look who Richard who. Hey Richard John. There might be a bunch bunch of Richard Johns Richard John. Frank let me tell you something. I'm not the only person in this world last name frank and I don't know I don't know just because the last things frank doesn't even mean I'm related did you. Frank is a very common name especially probably over in Germany. Where my ancestors come from? Were Richard John Frank. There might be a bunch of them but that Manila says Richard John Frank Right Jesus. That's me that's me. Yes Lord my answer is Yes Lord Speak Speak for your servant is listening. Can you say man. Listen to what the Bible says here as many as you of you as were baptized is into Christ have what's put on Christ. There's now it doesn't matter if you're Jew or Greek doesn't matter if your slave or free it doesn't matter if you're male or female you are all one in Christ Jesus and what s the what happens to you if you are. Christ your Abraham's seed and your heirs. There's according to the prime. I'm going to read that to you from the new living translation because the new living translation. Actually shed some light here. This is what the Bible says in the new living translation. All WHO HAVE BEEN UNITED WITH CHRIST IN BAPTISM HAVE PUT on Christ like putting on a new clothes putting on new clothes. There is no longer Jew or gentile slave flavor. Free male or female. You are all one in Christ Jesus and now listen to what it says here. Now that you belong to Christ you're the true children children of Abraham you belong to a new family amen when you give baptize in Jesus name your not belong to a new you family and because you are true. Children of Abraham's your heirs and God's promise to Abraham now belongs to you man if you don't know what the promised Abraham was you need to look it up because I want that promise I'll be your God you'll be my people I will bless you I will bless those bless you a curse the curse you. That's a great promise to have and there's more than that but I have a new identifier as the name. Jesus as a so now I am part of a new family part of a new family. I am and as part of a new family this. This new family is different than the world's family that I once was part of. It's different and that's why I don't do some of the things I used to do. And Debbie you only knew me after I came to the Lord you met me at the Ymca. And I was playing racket ball. You know while I was playing racket ball because I was twenty eight years old and I was. I was the Congress President Youth. The president of New York State and I organized the youth camp that year and all the young kids wanting to play basketball and they wanted me to come out and play basketball with them and I went out to play basketball about them and almost died and I thought I need to get in shape so I went home. Start playing racket ball. I still can't play basketball but I went out and played racquetball. I don't do some of the things I used to do. Some of you know my past for my teenage years drugs alcohol lifestyle that I live. I don't do some of those things anymore. Why not because I belong onto a new family? Who doesn't live here me? I'm now a member I've been adopted into a new family and we don't live like that and this family away and I told you this story so many times I'm gonNA tell it one more time. This is the way it works. I remember I started Ed after after I became part of this family. I didn't understand everything but I met a young man who I knew from before I became adopted into this family of God and I spoke to him like I used to speak to him when I was part of that family and all the curse words flowed from my lips and as soon as I was done he walked away and my new father other who now lived inside of me spoke to me and he said we always we only meant when he said we the family he said we don't talk like that and Heaven in my house. We don't talk like that and I thought well I'm now adopted into this family so I guess I gotta take on their ways and and I decided I wasn't GonNa talk like that anymore either because I want to be like this family and God delivered me that day and vulgarity is not come out of my mouth sense and I say that in the fear of God not by bragging God delivered me that day therefore the Bible says come out from among them and be separate say at the Lord do not not touch what is unclean and I will receive you. I won't be a father to you and you shall be my sons and my daughters says the Lord God Almighty Eighty. I want to be a member of this new family. Can you say now now as a member of this new family. There are times when I hear my father's voice speaking to me like that example right there all of a sudden my father spoke to me and said we don't talk like that in my house and there's been other things I was as you know I was an alcoholic. I was a drug addict and and I don't say those words lightly like just throw them out there. I was a alcoholic at seventeen and I was I was a drug addict and my father started calling me out of that. My father started my new father. My New heavenly father other started saying I want you living like that. You need to be you need to find your joy in in me and in my in in my family not in that old life and I started pulling away from their pulling away from that and I remember one night I I didn't mean to but the whole church erupted and praise. He's and worship. Because it was a New Year's Eve service you might even have been there sister Suzanne. I duNNo. It was my first New Year's Eve and Church and and they're having testimony service that I I guess I'll testify stood up and I said yeah go ahead. I said you know it's funny because a year ago I mean the way I used to be what I was doing on New Year's Eve who to ever. I thought that I would number one in church. I think New Year's was Friday night that particular year. I said who'd ever thought that someone like me would be in church on a Friday night. Let it alone a New Year's Eve because they understood what I was saying. I wasn't in Church on New Year any Friday night. Let alone New Year's Zeev. I was doing what the world's but now I'm starting to become like my father's family taking honors characteristics and I'm in the House of God. Everybody started worshiping clapping because they they realize what the what their father had done. It's called conviction ever done. Something felt convicted. Have you ever done something. I shouldn't be doing this. Feel that maybe you felt convicted and don't know how to overcome it. Take it to your father. Who's convicting you to hear me? Take it to your father who is doing the convicting because when your father ask you to do something. He knows how to get the job done. They'll give you the strength to him instead of going to him complaining. I'm just never going to get this go to Msn Lord. I'm struggling help me get this. The Jesus said in John Chapter Ten verse twenty-seven my sheep hear my voice and I know them I want to hear his voice choice because he has guided me through my life you know. I never heard one message ever to this day. I think preached each against being an alcoholic never never heard that I did not hear anybody ever tell me that I should not be it. Destroying my body with cigarettes never heard that preach. You know who told me that stuff. God's spirit than decided me. I lit up a cigarette and all all of a sudden felt that feeling. I shouldn't be doing this. God I don't want to do this anymore. This isn't what you want me doing. And he gave me the strength. I remember the last time I drank a beer. I was I had a Mug of beer and I was drinking. I was halfway through it and I realized God doesn't want me doing this anymore and I didn't even finish the beer. I said it down glass half full and walked away from it and he set me free from it that I didn't hear any message against alcoholism or drinking. I didn't hear anything like that and so it was. It was my father who spoke to. Hey listen to me folks if you baptize in Jesus name and filled with the Holy Ghost and you take the time to pray and talk to him he will lead your life. He will change as you. He will make you a better person. He will turn you into who he wants you to be created to be. He will do that. The Bible says this my sheep. Jesus said my sheep who we are hear my voice and I know him and they follow me. We need to follow. Jesus this Paul said it this way. Follow me as I follow Christ and I appreciate all of you here today. I appreciate all you. I appreciate all you following me. The moment I stopped following in Christ find somebody else. The moment I preach a message that is not biblically based. Don't wait for the into service to get out of here and go find another church. But if I'm following Christ my friend. Let's follow him together. The Bible describes Jesus as the Great Shepherd. I'm GonNa talk you just from owned by shepherds. I'm going to wrap this up. Shepherds are very interesting people all they have a very interesting relationship with their sheep and sheep or very interesting animals. We don't know a lot about sheep but the Bible refers to us as sheep up and Jesus as the shepherd. The shepherd spends his entire waking hours caring for his sheep the entire time. He's awake he's caring for a sheep and even when he's sleeping he's ready at a moment's notice to arise and do what he's gotTa do to defend his sheep. Did you know that there are nights are shifting no nights off no weekends off no days off. The shepherd does not get time off off because of the amount of time that a shepherd spends with his flock. He is deeply connected with the slot back. I'm GonNa tell you a story that's not even in my notes But but I know it to be true. I want to tell you this story. Once in a while there are what what they referred to. As as follower sheep's they're not they're not leaders their followers and sometimes they don't even follow their rebellious. Are there any rebellious sheep in the house. Don't Razer in and what a shepherd will do which seems very cruel but a shepherd we'll pick that up and break its leg and now that she can't walk and what the shepherd has to do now is carry the sheep in his arms Until the leg heals but during that however many weeks that she has to be held by the shepherd it is learning the smell of the shepherd. It's feeling the heartbeat the shepherd it's everywhere the shepherd is there it is and when that leg heels and that shepherd that sheep down it just stays right by aside. Don't ever think when something gets broken in your life. That God's angry it could just be He loves you enough to bring problems to you so so that you will cling to him. That just might be the costs. Sheep deep sheep rely mostly on their ability to hear they have excellent hearing and this makes up for the fact that their eyesight it is for the most part poor. Does this describe us. Do we have poor eyesight spiritually. Yeah we do. We don't know what we're doing. We got to be able to hear the shepherd's voice because we always can't see in the spirit what's going on. We don't always know where the end of the road. This road leads to we got to hear the voice of the shepherd and to be guided by and this is one important this is important as cheap also get very easily distracted and because of their poor sight and their distraction. They tend to wander off without realizing how far away from the shepherd. They're getting this sound like us and what happens. Jesus told the story about the one loss shape. You know what happened to the one law sheep. He wandered off not paying attention and got beyond the voice of the shepherd calling the flock home and the shepherd the Good Shepherd count them all and he had ninety nine and he knew one was missing and Jesus told the story how he went out to find. That one aren't you glad if you're missing Jesus Jesus is looking for you. So she had very poor eyesight very a good vision and they must depend on hearing their shepherd's voice to survive. I'M GONNA put a video. I'm unexplained the video and I will come during the video because I want people on the podcast to be able to know what's going on. I'M GONNA put up a video here and I'll tell you what it's about. It's only two minute video but it is about a shepherd and what what it is is. There's a shepherd and he's got apparently he's got a group of college age kids and he's demonstrating to them. How sheep only know the voice of their shepherd and so he has these kids? There's three of my believed that. Go down to the fence and they make the noise at the shepherd makes trying to see if the sheep will come to their voice and they think it's you'll see one of them. They think it's funny. They're trying they just feel awkward trying to call these sheep but I want you to notice something during this video every one of these kids that go down and call the sheep. The sheep don't even look up to see what the noises now. They have excellent hearing so they're hearing what's going on but they don't even so much as look up because that's not the voice familiar with we tell you something when this world calls you don't even look up the devils region for you. Don't even turn your head towards you. Just keep going about grazing on. What God's on the Pastor God's put you in good preaching so watch watches? These kids tried to call these sheep over and notice again that the sheep don't even so much as lift up their head wondering what the noise is about all right. Let's see if we can get it to go here. There's the sheep out in the field. They don't even look at them next person next kid. It comes up only ignoring her now. This was going to try it. Aw Now watch the shepherd here comes the shepherd immediately look the aw all the sheep. The whole flock of sheep come running it. Is that amazing. Or what the sheep. Jesus said no oh my voice and they hear my voice. Isn't God good. Don't you WANNA be a sheep in his. Fold the care where you are. I don't care what you're going through. Keep perio- open to the sound of the master's voice when he calls you home. He's got your food for you. He's got your sustenance. He's going to take care of you when you hear the learn to understand the master's voice the Bible says if anyone is in Christ Christ. Here's a new creation. Old Things have passed away behold all things become no listen to the voice of the shepherd. Don't let the devil make you forget your family name. Don't forget you're part of this flock. Now you're part of this group now. Now I want to be one of his sheep in his flock who only listens to his voice. And I WANNA ask you today. Can you hear his voice calling failing to you come out from among them and be separate Bible says we are in the world. We're not of the world world we're in the world so that we can influence the world not so the world can influence us and we stand together. I WanNa live the way my shepherd wants me to live. You're saying man. I WanNa live the way. My shepherd wants middle do I wanNA grazing raised in pasture in the field that my shepherd wants man I want to hear only his voice and all the other voices that might be calling. Let me just totally ignore them. And let me be in tune to shepherd of my soul. This altar is open. Come and respond to the Voice of the shepherd and thank you for listening to the Marinov Ministries podcast. If this message touched you please. 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RHONJ: Shore-y, Not Shore-y  Live from Kansas!

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RHONJ: Shore-y, Not Shore-y Live from Kansas!

"The craft have bed off. S is now I see why you say Lawrence fucking Kansas. That's Ri- guys really are like. What do they say that? Yeah who puts a curse word in their name? I know it's got here and I was like Lawrence fucking Kansas This is my kind of place you all will wear a blanket as outfit. Yeah you know I love that. People will just walk around like. Let's just put this blanket on. Yeah I went to. I went to a restaurant. This morning called the Reuss. That was down the street their home. Sorry sorry aggie comfortable. I'm like Java the hot up here I'M GONNA stay here so I just need to make sure I'm settled elbowed you. Yeah I was like what is the deal with Lawrence fucking. Kansas and I went there and like was like you can order. Different coffees And it was like Oh when you can for an extra dollar. You can get a marshmallow. I was like that sounds lovely. Get a marshmallow and ordered it and then the waitress came. I just like put the marshmallow in front of me. It was like there's your marshmallow. Wow I get why it's called Lawrence fucking Kansas Fuck. You're fucking marshmallow. Yeah Your Gaze here. Love Your Gaze. They ask so good. Thank you for having us just as muzzle my favorite gays. We were in an antiques. Mall down the street there. Yeah or you know how many beads I bought down there. Like city needs for my mom's necklaces. You know down there like my mother will approve of this. So anyway we were in there and the counterculture gays. Oh my God I love this so good this country. 'cause like you guys. I was like okay like I immediately got here. You know watching the wild. He's like you guys might. Grandma got me for my graduation. My grandma got me a quarter from every state. And they're like Oh that's cool. He's like yeah. I'm going to save them until I'm like eighty and I'm gonNA sell sell his quarters. He's just like planning on being a Bitch Guard. So we actually. We actually got in town yesterday and when I was over in Kansas City yesterday Kansas City. I was also shopping. I was in a local bookstore. You may have heard of called Barnes and noble and. I saw a book and I have to buy this book and I have to read it some of it at least at the show tomorrow night because it is called knowing every night possibly might win. Nobody can tell the difference. Whoa look at the two bears on the cover. Which one is me? And which was. My daughter. Can't tell basically like sisters ready for the big story. Whoa sweet little. Every literally says every by the way it literally says every time to shut your eyes. The models come out their stores in the score. But I'm not very tight. I don't why count she? I wonder how am I get sleet? Well every you don't support other players okay. That's a good question. Awesome owners my daughter slash best friend. Well why don't we hold hands tightly? Avery they close to me really adore. 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There's that there is a countdown to take a bath. Take a bath. But I should not use the bathroom before the cabaret starts washing hands. What are your fucking monster. Watch your fucking hands. Excuse Gills. Aaron does in everything the countdown like. You just woke up the baby glorified over the babies. Had the baby's asleep. This everyone to sleep. Okay is almost avery. But she's down and that the Caldecott winning book night avery all right. Let's get these notes that actually actually actually something very serious before we start. This is this is legitimate legitimate serious as you guys know. If when you listen to our show you hear all our sponsors your premium sponsors Premium sponsors. You know so yeah. Super Great Okay. So one of them one of our sponsors her name is Violet Kuchar. She goes by. She ate no shrinking violet. 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I've been standing basically on this the main street of the Internet just screaming at everybody. Who PASSES BY? It is so nice to have sweet misogynists back on my TV. I mean New Jersey really knows how to do touching misogyny they really do they really do about it. I know it's lovely. So this week's episode we're still at the Jersey shore which is very exciting We're at point pleasant beach which I liked the name I like that. It's called point pleasant but we're talking about these people on New Jersey because like Jennifer Aden. The opposite of everybody on this show is the opposite. It's like a name a good ironic name beach so where we left off. Was this fight in the kitchen. Because Theresa is like because it was that portion of the show where it's like. Oh my God have we felt sorry for fucking Theresa. Get what Steve. So she's like I money all on and on emerge like I get it. I totally get it theresa. You've got buses. I've got lots people step. But it's like he's got lots of got papers buddies these people it's like the people at the sink. Be Buddy Buddy. That's it you have Jennifer's like but I think the thing that's a little different is that she's going through it allow. You've got chester. That makes the dead. Sea only has their entire family and a reality. The career a different lists. This one's going to die. It's going to die. I'm just set this one up by watch game game so now. They're all getting ready to go to the beach and everything. And so we're seeing flashes of people doing things and Teresa and Joe and Melissa are all like primping in the bathroom if he emily that gets really stays the Gada. I'm like I remember. Melania and Juicy Jogi together in the morning once shavings back shaving his back exception. Theresa just stay away from all homegoods signs. Terry's kitchen bath mat. You know stupid away from home. Good signs aretha. She's deported so gather industry do so. Yeah so Jackie Jackie because Evans showing up soon and Margaret. She's just like fuming. She's pissed when she's like. I feel like looks sort of in front of her for things to maybe pick up and put down. You know what it's not the same. It's not it's not. It's not the same Jennifer. She's on she's on. She's on by. Pick this up and put it down to show. I am very angry right now. Serious now I'm GONNA roll a water bottle back into this. I'm going to address what you know what now. I'm really more angry. I looked at the book. Sex Gabe amputated atoll put an associate. She says I don't go at Theresa's going to it's not a competition of you. Has it worth although I do being sued by a whale like Lou here? It's being a cartoon will the most adorable cartoon the world's doing okay. Yeah I get it Pinocchio Wales Terrible so Jackie I put in place so you need to do with. I love that advice at such good housewives advice. Yeah so Jennifer. Meanwhile is doing over at the lower. Since she's like you know Margaret made a comment. You know that I don't work. Guess what raising kids is harder than anything market ever does. Do you know how hard it is to tell Danny? Hey take care of my kids. That's hard hard work and Dolores is just putting on lipstick like angrily. She's like putting on twenty layers of lipstick by this point. She's just like I got it jen so Melissa's like you know what Jennifer always tries to put a negative swing on what everyone says and then we get that clip of the Pizza Party anger where she's like girl you know who the losers us for spending all of our money young children's parties. Jesus say what are you calling my children's during a map across the table just trying to get attention so so then deloris APP. They've all changed. Lewis comes downstairs and frank is sitting there so frank. The most frank think possible he goes dolores notions in the House and Bill. Hayden is trying so hard to be with all the guys. It's so cute Rehab in there. I mean we've all we've been you know we have like. Hey Bro you don't pronounce it like that you know. Hey Bro Hello Bros. hello bros. How are we doing on this day? Let's throw some balls around. It's like stop trying. You know so bills doing that. So some of the girls come down and bills like girls competing to see who has the better outfit. And all that and just one of the guy. So then Evans shows up. Oh Jackie says like I'm so happy you made it so let's go to the boardwalk. Yeah till two world so we go to the boardwalk. This is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life. Every time every time they showed the Jersey shore on television. I would totally get bullied. They're like I feel like I would step on glass there like a Bollywood. Like forced me to step in glass like Ronnie step right there. I'd be okay straight pissed game. So they're all they're they're gathering at Jenks also Jenkinson's but they all call it. Jenks has anyone been to the Jersey shore. Wow that's exciting so margaret. Even though she was going to the shore she's like I didn't these things. Because my dresser gonNA blow up and show my PUSZTA. Okay ship I Percy already have one angry at me. I don't need to know what I'm saying that's for you Joan. That's for you Joan Melissa's like who does that didn't show me you as a stripper on the Jersey Shore. Is the rumor like I'm sorry? I haven't watched the News Jersey shore in a long time ever since Kim de was the head of it department but sure. That's what I heard on the five o'clock news clinks drip clink clink so the waitresses come over to take everyone's orders and of course bill orders a bloody. Mary and I hope it extra spicy good time baby actually says that Cha Cha stick that celery and their baby and then Joe Gorka who this whole time is like. Hey we're doing shots shots shots shots shots. That were doing shots. Bill don't be a pussy. Fuck your wife to do some tasks so does like Hey Louis where's your boyfriend? You know why he needs to appreciate you much more high needs appreciate you much more and Lawrence's you know what I have my differences with them. But he's what I like. Listen to I WANNA motorcycle in the Living Room. Not necessarily give a little take a little. It's love what can I tell you? Come to events now now. Do I need to have sunglasses to look at him? Yes I do at might. Does he hang out upside down? Wait for sound and then attack tourist center and Rip Bridge he does. Do we have a bug problem? No do I have to get regular shots yes I do just like So Franks just behind the lowest. Like like randomly spitting everywhere. He knows he. Does this. Even talking you chewing gum what do you do? It's just like they're like too bad. It's raining today at the Jersey Shore. That's just frank. Just frank so just like. Hey who's behind you right there? Who's behind you? That's just all made it. So he cheated on her like thirty times a day guess. Kesse the doors. Orion Orion Kiss. Frank I'm GonNa Kiss Frank Right now. Frank don't get aroused when I tell you that David. These various lips this morning is there may be a little chat. Okay Frank here. We go with a dog with a bone dog with a bone and then a franks like pollution by think back to get with wish because God faithful. No so I didn't do live. You can't see it on that woman. Stay in the same house. The whoever I want but I'm winning rank. Basically want this game so then joe grabs frank is Joe. They made a joke orcas. Also you had a kiss kiss this kiss. And he's like go for it down to choose from left. I like those Jersey guys because they're like probably the most like anti gay at least I don't WanNa say eight people. They probably do. Let's face it all right. Let's put it this way. They've probably thrown the most gay kids into lockers like they've probably due to say that's nice but you know like also the open now works. Yeah so it's like okay. It's like some kind of Karma it's like some kind of Dick Karma system like you find somebody for Liking Dick but you've also probably Dr Deck. That is that is almost the exact spectrum of like being gay so so Franken Joke Orga are like make out and then bill goes This is what I miss at the Jersey Shore Regular Bloody Mary. When you get a chance I think my friends have got the size. So He's getting wasted. I cannot wait to see this guy. Wasted right yeah. Whatever crap INS would like to think it's premium sponsors just saying okay. Christy Robert Dougherty. Nobody talks to us like amy soccer. Ls Jamie she has no last name. E let's go on better with Lauren Vendor sips. I'M SCOTT WITH JESSICA draw. Let's run some errands with. Emily are in your the wind beneath our wigs. Joe Window I see some phony Zeno Take Noble Oni. 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All the competitions inside boy cowboys American idol going on in their. What's happening all the competitions? Let's compete for something. Something hit each other in the net. Just as weird turn of phrase boys will be boys they will be so so Melissa. Jo Gordo start walking on the beach. They'RE GONNA go. They start walking into taking a romantic walk. Voiding the where. We don't see Sir Children. Yeah like some Public Beach So they go for like a romantic walk and then we pretend that Melissa's really gonNa try to have another kid hilarious. This is my favorite story line. That keeps going. I don't know why but come on. Yeah so your sister talking and he's like Hey Melissa Co this. I think of what my my sister's going through windy. No she just wanted more time with the family. You know and we're here on this beautiful beach. There's a guy throwing up a few feet away some garbage that just just came up on the shore. That's a tire. What a wonderful world I mean do you? WanNa you WANNA have a baby and be missing all this again you know. Don't you want to be enjoying what we got right now? And he's like. Can I give you a little advice? You Got Healthy. Children and husband joy life. Enjoy your life because you know. He's like the new Tony Robbins. Now we all know that right. Did you read the Organism Yup? The nightly news clink a turns out that little India. Joe Gore is posting pictures of his before and after flips that from Google image searches Clinton. But not only that weight so then yesterday we were. We were looking Jogos instagram. And he is he. He took instagram to defend himself. So He's standing in front of like a decrepit building. I do see this building back here. You see that I'm turning the building into apartments. You just look in two years. There's GonNa be apartments okay so you WanNa talk about me fagin things. Does this look to you. I'm like it is a hollow. Outbuilding doesn't matter if you give us an authentic before picture. That doesn't work that way. And he's wearing a Moslem from watch. It happens swatted all over it and I was like wow. You're really. You're really working hard to get that what am I trying to say fourth sperm? Yes thank you. I don't know I keep sperm. Shamming him I don't care. There's just no God. I probably don't have spare. Yeah like I only dream of having three Mike minor like crawling out there like Kim. Can we get a little help? Can we get a little hill? Mother just being dragged out of the bar to render sperms. This is a good time to apologize to all the husbands. Who are dragged here. Sorry yeah sorry So so then bill and of course doing jumpy male thing. Yeah where you're like. I go shoot those little squirt guns make the balloon big and it explodes if our carnival like Hey. Let's go play some games not like. Hey let's do some competition. Want to compete. It just really bothered me okay. And as a podcast. I'm allowed to be bothered K so yeah. Bill and Avenue Doing Carnival Games. They're shooting like the water into the thing to make my name right now and bill is doing his trash trash talking. You know he's like Evans youth blanks. I do I have what attacks I haven't let me beat you one more game. Let Me Beach You. Let me make you my pitch this time simply the best Better than all the Could have a player competition. Ooh Then Theresa are wearing. I'm sorry one more thing after they get after they're done with that game. They decide to walk to fight another game. And Bill says literally he goes Let me beat you in one more game. Let me make you my bitch this. So Jenner in Chomsky's shops and like my daughter the task each other She's like she said this smarting China Danny damage along the West told Theresa how to feel about this yet. Was doing that if female pancakes when Ryan Giggs Gab Wong Jennifer's like why show is has to be the mean when it comes to be a love that when the girl actually she's the victim of mean girls that is my absolute favorite deflection mean. Girls are the victims of mean girls. That's why they become mean girls guys the origin story. Oh never mind the ticket all back hurt. People people look at me. You think I came from a happy child. Now that's why I stand on my law throwing bricks at children who the real victim here. So meanwhile Margaret is now like at the chip eating phase of her anger. Like you've seen this. This happens of Margaret every single time like every vacation there inevitably is a scene where she has a Tortilla chip in her fingers. They should just holding like this you. Jennifer keeps putting a foot and mouth. Okay I've done. I've done with it eating my chip getting another one. My anger is still here Margaret. I know how you feel. But she does know what she's saying is wrong. Dolores she's like. I Know Jen's intentions weren't bad me. I'd give her a pass like no. You wouldn't who the fuck are you pretending you all right now? March is like but his Sake Jeff. Shut Your Pie hole your delicious and talking to issue. May I please have Steve? I'm very angry right now. Being sued by a whale and tormented by an idiot. And how Ethan? She picks it up with two fingers and she holds it kind of looks at that. And then she puts it in places on her tongue and then like deposits. It like in the bank. Where your money? Yeah it's like envelopes her mouth over the weirdest thing Gerbil on the nature and then she persons her lips and then look for another one. That one okay. Ford's is for another anger jet so then Dolores is like you know what I'm just not understanding why Margaret once with disarray at her. Because let me tell you something I'll tell you who's the FISA rated I am. I'm a visceral right now every single minute that I'm here on the beach I'm absolutely visceral. Precociously said that. This rated so back with bill in Evan at the gone fishing game. He's like slow it out then he can catch it. How about that is big round? Kickable US so now. It's time to go get ready for dinner. 'cause it's housewives trapped. You could see the breast thirteen three times a day. You know. Contour THEIR BEARDS. Very very aggressively. Joe Gorgeous Beard. By what do you do when you gotta in straight by Frank? Jesus you gotta you gotTa do it like this at an angle right now to try it. I don't want to the Laura. So they gather in the kitchen and Jen's like a heads you're going to be a fabric made in the book shots right shots. So they start doing Sautin fist bumping each other. It's like yeah fucking Animal Jennifer said. Yeah Yeah secure. Jennifer is going to destroy a city. She's always talking like she's sitting on top of a piano like head boy. Welcome to the Lange played. Some got a W. Tequila on the keys. Bill Hey Bill. How're you doing tonight? Waterman steakhouse it's raining outside. Marge is like what is your brain so so stupid. I love it. I was like I need to type that down writing like well. She got very scared. It's very easy to confuse raining with arraignment. So that's a very you know it's confusing triggering word. It just probably did show to the arraignment covered from head to toe in my kathy bags so she wouldn't get wet. She loves it. She's done. That has done that sitting in the front row at seaworld and I'M GONNA get. Let me tell you something. The last time we when we did a show in Kansas City is someone actually showed up dressed in a hefty bag. So is she here is back there or did you just doing it on so good and we know you guys are animals here too because she ended up that night. There was this girl got. I'm not shaming okay. I'm celebrating you. Bring the region that she came dressed like Catherine. Dennis and I mean she was just stunning like she was beautiful member. Yossi look just like the end of Princess Diaries. I didn't make it to the end of Princess Diaries. But I'm assuming that's what bitch because the princess. Okay let's go with me and hathaway in her prime. You just stunning like full ball gloves. You know and she was like. I'm really nervous to be here. I don't know anybody and we'll have a couple of drinks. So many plenty of people. This poor girl was sick. Fade like on the ground set base and then the lady with the trash bag had to stay out with her all night like holding her head and people were posting pictures on our facebook of this poor beautiful girl like hurling all over the street and trash bag ladies adding her head like gets okay. I mean it's a natural Arca real housewife the trash bag by the way it was supposed to be trash. -Ly Charm so there you go a all in one night so good. I love this place. Okay so this this day Kaus stay. We have the waitress. Oh great waitress. She's one of those waitresses that does those little show when she's GonNa take the order because hi everybody. My name is Joanna and I'll be serving all of you this evening but she has that like New Jersey like trash voice. Yeah like I don't mean like people are Trashing Jersey. What am I trying to say? Like pollution pollution voice. Have a smoker's voice but like pollution. 'cause I have smokers voice. Yeah we've we've you these but it's like pollution where you can't escape it. They have to have like the waiter dorms right by the trash you know because the pollution. Because he's like I had a savvy I'm GonNa get to you like you're not gonna fuck with that waitress. Nobody sends her food back without waitress. Meanwhile we should mention that. In two months we are doing a show at the Jersey shore so see everyone there is going to be. I heard what you said about my. It was a delightful brand Zino last night entity so anyway so they're all order food. Melissa Orders Tower which made me happy made me think of courting below deck. Who In love we hear from the guys go deep sea fishing tomorrow? There's talking about what the next day has deep sea fishing seriously. You're going to go deep sea fishing. I wouldn't do that. What's wrong with going deep? Sometimes and Jennifer Jennifer is like movie. Melissa is that in the air. I saw mini golf. Stop ruining that half of the team. I want that half of the team to be more fun than evil. Half Miniature Golf is amazing and play miniature. Golf especially on a lame miniature. I agree I really don't like those miniature golf courses. I WANT UPSIDE. I want windmill windmills. Little Lake yes one of my least favorite. I'm actually when I was a kid. I was obsessed with miniature golf and my parents stop at every miniature golf place anytime we did a road trip and my least favorite thing to this day is when you see a miniature golf plays and there's like a castle castle and size or like this is going to be the most whimsical experience in my life and then you go and then all the cool stuff is just like on the side. It's just like Lehman Green like lame just like there's a whole like it goes down. I hate that ones making when you're driving on family vacations and they're like. Oh look it's a golf place in the middle of nowhere. Don't go there like drop your ball in the little lake thing and then you fish it out and then your fingers or kind of burning the rest of the day now. Where did I get pink eye? And yeah the from the water hazard okay. So theresa onto. They're going to have this big party at the House Man. They've all invited people who cares really Melissa's like after lunch. I'M GONNA go meet up with Danielle for me are meaning the meeting the ASS. I love a thirsty housewife. He was like Oh. You're going to be a Jersey shore I'm going to be in the Jersey shores. Well bad did anyone see her photos on instagram. She did like She did a photo shoot where she was dressed in stuff and She was just like it was in her house and she's just like hanging. She's going like this and this and that but the entire time she's trying to make it look like it's this chic photo shoot in Vogue magazine. But the entire time she has her little camera mode underhand clicker there. She's like look at the whole coot. You're click thank God for those little clicker is. I've only tried to take one DICK PIC. But it was a nightmare. How am I supposed to do this? Do you know how hard it is to find a good angle when you have no angles? My Body is not even. My Penis isn't even angles and tried taking a Dick Pic and I'm taking a picture of a sunset instead of like there. That's better that's better. The sunset would've had a better shot of getting fought after a picture there. My Dad and I will tell you that right now. Joe Gorkhas like worldwide. Just got him sunset photo you. Hey bill once you have a noise. There's an aphrodisiac. Ooh Bell's not getting the Joe's basically going fuck your wife an appetizer for him So she she's going to go to dinner or lunch with Danielle and Melissa's like I'm just going to tell her she's violent and we don't want to be around her like you need better excuses. Yeah you can't just say you're too violent the CAST OF NEW JERSEY. Your like your sister in law was literally in jail. I mean you have to say like we don't like your pants. You can't hang out with us. Something can't be something like your violent. You're mean it can't be that I don't like your hair cat. Hang out with us. We didn't like her performance at the obstacle course. Can't hang out your bad miniature golf. Sorry can't hang with this crew. Yeah you're not a windmill. So Theresa Tank. Theresa's just like an old timey car honking at this point. That's all I hear what Tom and boom boom boom. Boom boom boom. Boom I was on an don't don't traffic jam like when he said when you go onto those museums and they're trying to elevate bite you feel like you're in the nineteen twenty s and you're like. Ooh I really like I'm there okay. So some smoking dope in here. I love this town seriously or you guys just smoking in the movie theater. It's like we're growing up together right now. Just like when I went to see the goonies with my little friends. Those were Benson and hedges. I was smoking weed back down. Okay who cares here? I don't care. Jackie has a moment where she's like trying to like impress all the cool girls now. This is not fine with research is now trying to like the like super friends with their associates. Like hey guys I have a challenge so I mean look like a stupid skinny little girl just a skinny beautiful beautiful girl to you guys just like someone that you see walking down the street in her like she's so beautiful. I know I may just look like that but if you can look beyond the beauty for one seconds I bet I could chug a bottle of beer faster than anyone here. Everyone's like so so of course joke organs like I'm in I'm in I'm ambro. So they all have a big A big beer chugging contests and of course Jackie wins and then I got thrown out all right the Laura traffic jam. I know young lady. Jane's like you now how to set the battle but you can't step at thick well satellite or you know like oh you can suck a bottle. You can't suck a Dick I don't know so that's way too. Aggressive can do the Luana pro to Redo a little afterwards. Oh Oh so you can suck a bottle but you can't come to my cabaret some are like I can't even with her. That is Debbie offensive. It's like you were just talking about showing your pissy five minutes ago but okay. I'll go with you. I like you. I'll go with you so then. Jennifer does truly the most annoying thing people can ever do after they have totally offended. You relaxed jet go media humid. Read that room you offended. Many people yet vented meet this morning the studying because money at the moment which lawyers which is very difficult and big super bowl there was nothing behind out Baresi about Melissa's like still want to have a baby shut up Melissa and Theresa's Lake and can't believe they're filed in over me and our friendship. I can't believe that all Me Lil me. Jennifer's like nothing behind that conspiracy at Out about that Yan Thatcher said about me said whacks and Martinez do you work do whacked. Jap Every every mom works. That's why I'm always saying work. Mama work at real good. Hadn't kids is freaking professional right now. Lord do audit is to raise a child to send it to. The Gym was three years old. And not leave for twenty years. It's hard so dolores tells US listen Margaret. I know you can't stand Jennifer right now but being a stay at home mom is one of the hardest jobs in the world. We all know that how hard you think. It was for me to raise his son smart enough to keep a bell by his. He can ring when he needs a blowjob. Let me tell you something you see these feet. You think these are pretty feet. These are the feet of a mother who spends all day walking from the kitchen to the living room to the kitchen. Waiting for frank and Frankie both come home spell some pasta get blow jobs from who knows where I got to clean it up. It's not easy it's a job. It's a job now. I'm no mother so far. Be It for me to say that being a mother fucking harder than having are you kidding you can get the hell out of that house when you have a job you have to stay with those fucking monsters you created. Oh all the props. I'm not arguing. I'm not arguing with that. But I do feel like when Jennifer says bitch. A thirteen hour day doesn't end to my kids. Go to sleep and that's one of the clock. I'm like all you do is just hit by now on Amazon Prime Jennifer accounts. Have you seen Amazon prime after a child? Learns Your Password. I my nieces. Rooms both look like fucking discos because they found some fucking lights on Amazon and learn my password like what is this. I walked into their room. It's like the lights are all turning different colors little bits. I'M GONNA Dismember you. I did not know that happened outside of Disney movies around the holidays. I'm like should Dennis Quaid be in your life. They put real dishwashing detergent and the laundry machine and the whole house filled up ourselves sides. Your Dog Bueller is going to have little bows and his hair and everything like well let the kids take over the house by accident. So so Margaret's she's upset like you know what. I put myself up my boot straps. Even when I didn't even have any underwear showing the world. I don't I needed notch okay. Did they ever ask anybody to cut my feelings? Ever ever okay. A girl who has even worked a single day in her life. If I don't think so march has some balls. I would never say something like that. Being mother isn't hard work. Good luck walking the streets. Any March is going to get clobbered clouded by stones in the street south dumb ass. Okay so but then Jen. Of course comes from Margaret. And the way you don't come from Margaret. She's like I don't know about you with we all do. That's your point about good day. Just my mother being scales. She gets up to leave. And everybody's fighting and just sat down and she's like the only thing you ever accomplished injured is it's marry someone rich and you're lucky states with you. Mike. A look bitch. That is an accomplishment. Have you guys ever tried to marry somebody rich? That is not easy. I have tried it. They will set up fucking literal hoops on the lawn for you to jump through literal hoops literal hopes. They're all very difficult. Yeah so basically. Margaret is furious. Jennifer's stopped taking Britain says seriously Amorgos by the way just by the way no one cares. We get to say smarts like mad because by the way as kind of like her moment have like a big like by the way. I'm going to say something absolutely devastating right now and you just thought for me. Somebody will joe job leaving. We're leaving going onto the rain. Okay Joe you've come to with me she's classless class little bitch but then down the back so now now the Nice people are GonNa leave so Melissa like Oh my God I guess we should go and Jackie. Yeah we gotta go. Where in their car entries came with them. Then you gotta leave with them. Yeah the biggest role of the season. Yeah bill goes You guys are way too. Emotional is crazy women and my right and hi five bro So they split up in their cars and Jennifer starting at and Dolores March misinterprets you. I'd Really. They're just confusing language. Jen Yeah so then back at the house all the first band arrives. Just see them sitting around and we just see Americo you know what she's just an astle and then just like the next day the next day. My personal favorite thing happens on the show. Let's face time. No no and see what he's doing so theresa's like let's go on on who Let's go to the Octopus Party. So cool by. Just gotTa put this. John heard no like figuring out a water switch. Like Dolores wakes up Frank Oh girls okay. So security skirted secure to take a look over there. If anybody's acting up too much water fish awarding and we're not joking Okay so let's see. Let's better set you know. I'm too lazy to wind holding my invisible NACHO chip right now I will throw this avery but right at your face okay. So everybody's making up the next day and Jennifer sitting down with the boys and they're like we're going to see a Jennifer's like do we get eat the fish catch let's bury crocker it up like Betty Crocker those good old fashioned Betty Crocker fish. Cookies can't we? She said being a stay at home mother was. She didn't stay staying at home and actually cooking for your children. Mothers DO HAVE. Microwaves poor kids. Thank God I would've starved. My God thank God for microwaves. Okay so dolores is like so some of them are going deep sea fishing. Some of them are going to golf and some of them are going to the sky thing. It's a wonderful world. So the boys go onto the cell to real salty too. The sequel to the most popular one salty one so and they have like the most like most. Jersey shore crew. Hey I'm nick junior and the Captain Nick Senior. It's like the saddest nepotism ever someday kid you get to grow up and beyond the old salty to do so. The guys are such guys like shattered. Sat Allergy shots and Joe Gorgas. You WanNa shut you pussy you. Pussy Johnny. So he's like come on. You know what they say these guys they say your wife own balls Dan. Prove your man So many interesting ways to show my manhood right now so Joe's bills what causes all kinds of trouble. But this guy he's my man. Just whatever the fuck I tell them to do. So bill is just getting shit faced. And he's like so. Joe You guys anything. He's just shooting more blanks. I hear your shooter So the meanwhile meanwhile Franken's fishing and frank like oh the big one the big one delors big one the big. Let me see. Franco's hey joe look it's your life it's too small. Garg is like Goodwin McGee. Finally Gotten Dolores going shut up you idiot Frank Frank. I'd love to see Dolores go fishing. She'd be like I think I got something. Okay all right. It's a can all right. That is so old school Italian squad. I can only an old school with GAC chats. Get Mike back southern bills just drunk and he's watching all the boys fashion like only the Jersey shore man. Listen WE'RE GONNA comfort you into Guido Buddy. You're right we're gonNA complain though you name it the Anthony. He's like whole about Tony Moon their grays to the tour. And then you just see bill with the rest of the two key less shooting it all down and Joe just rips open his shirt and starts playing with all his our bill to be like to solidify. His Bro had does this. Who terminated his hand raising the roof? His hair is also going in every direction now. It's like a triangle of hair. It's like a Light Pauly D. Pauly D. but like loose loose pauly d. This is the bill episode. We've been eating. Yeah less that guy. So then Dolores and Jennifer and Theresa deloris. I would never take deloris. Paris ELLIOTT. This is dolores enters like What do they call that when you go on an excursion? She's like if I fall into this fucking water. You're fucking dead. Geez just has gone out so they so they're on this boat. They're getting ready. There's like a Saito lesson during the entire safety lesson and trees just going now now now now now now now now now now so then just starts going now now now now now now at this thing when I get Nachos at backed up yesterday Lisa Stingy burbs so then we go to golf and They're picking. They're picking balls advocate cream. I like that. I'll take that but this is GonNa be good. This is not going to be good. You've got Jennifer coughing up a baby to Laura threatening to murder people and bills chest hair outrebounded roof on about okay so you better be ready to cut someone with a bottle. Because you're seen so Margaret Margaret Plays Miniature Golf. Exactly how she hits the ball. The ball like goes into water. Got Fuck me seriously. You know but many of my team but I'd rather I'd rather waxed with molten lava been spent you take Jennifer Joan. I was for you. Love the giant. That joke Eugen. So yeah they're playing. And this like Jackie's like Corinne and she puts her boobs right by the whole which sounds very elicit she the ball then Margaret's they're just like fun times on a subpar miniature golf course pun included by the way cuts parasailing. Cut back off the deal today because it'd be fun so they're talking about Melissa's like for the benefit of the doubt but as time went on she proved to me that I was wrong. Melissa better be careful because you guys remember how Melissa got on this. Oh right do you remember that far back because some housewives memory we scrub that shit from season to season idea that she got on the show because she was really thirsty to get on and she was direct messaging. Well what do you call it on facebook messaging I guess just Messaging Street messaging all this like info to try and get on the show and then was using all this info against Theresa at the reunions and staff. And that's how Melissa was to the side. So Danielle is kind of Melissa's mother in a way that's horrifying. She's the housewives a mother mother of dragons. Yes yes so. Watch your back bitch. That's what I'm saying. Basically so basically yeah basically. Melissa's poll thing is she says like I'm Gonna. I'm GonNa go see Danielle and let her know that she's no longer going to be around us now. Here's the thing okay. Danielle is like a garbage person. We know that we know that. But that's what I love about her. I actually love her. I love her garbage mess around. And that's important and I don't know there's part of there's part of me. That is kind of like. Isn't it kind of totally obnoxious? That Melissa is GonNa be like sorry. You can't hang out with us. Am I the only one who felt that way? Well nine I mean yeah. I think it's weird that she. I just feel like it's weird that they're making her do. It is like that. You have to kill your mother in order to stay on this. It's like don't bite the hand that fillers you know what I mean So in a way it's like good. It's like Godfather you know. Seems to be driving her car somewhere like way out into the woods just going to play some miniature. Golf Danielle Great Chorus I found. Oh I can't wait I love it. I Love Golf Okay. So they are going to launch now ladies. They're done with their events or whatever so they're gonna go to lengths and ordering who cares. I wrote down all of their orders. I don't know I wrote. I wrote down that. There's two waitresses God. I should know how the other women are back from that role. Shrimp Cocktail Cobb Salad. So they're all going to meet up. We forgot to mention one again like classic Dolores when they were parasailing and then he just here Delors go. It really is beautiful up here. So Theresa's group finally Iran's and Jennifer at chest scare all right. I'm fully expecting you to come out with like showgirl feathers and lack subtle. So they see ends up coming back and she's wearing a shirt stabby not in gather font. Beverly Beach Font. I think housewives are allowed to use clip art packages on their photos Stein Mart. It was like you know so Melissa's like are you trying to make a statement? I just thought it. 'cause DACA said together Sarah I'm less. What exactly are you not sorry for every kind of sorry I still like Obama said Sarah rang shack outside. That literally helps nothing like her. Timing is just so odd yeah Melissa like Oh no I love sorry I love when people say sorry. Sorry sorry now at Blois just goes hit with a fork Jennifer. I mean with the bone over here dog with a bone. So so yes. There's all that and then the ladies. All at home and Margaret Margaret released speaks to my soul here because she's walking and she has if we're tired miniature golf all pathetic losers right. Now I'm tired just thinking about metric. Somebody go to the boys. The Boys Van and bills just like He's a he's a Laura goods. Uh He's no one can know. What would you do the drug would you do? Would you do with a drunken said? Ah in the morning and I wonder where I got pink guy you see for those who did not were not fortunate to come to this show. Ronnie just deleted his microphone. That song turns you on. I get jolly good so the guys. The guys are carrying bill because bill is passed out so there are six of them are carrying bill for some reason. And it's like they're treating it like weekend at Bernie's right really are like walking around like this and here's like everything solid. This is a this is bills head. Okay we're GONNA walk through the door. Like boom boom pinball dead everywhere right bill. We've got a Jo- warrior totally safe. We have a fully wide space walk over so Jennifer aquatic em span and Dolores. I knew it was a bad idea if the bill to be unsupervised with these animals wanted us do. What did you do so joe comes in? And he's wiping them down. Because you know he's like got. The sweats like just the booze. John Joke Oregon. I'm just built. This reaches up and grabs Joe's boobs and is like Oh He's fine. He's fine yeah she. She cuts that right off. Never been more bills. So then we get Jamie Little Greg. God He's dumb and hot. That's like my favorite combination. Yeah he has an actual ass on his chest. It's great looking for that mosquito in the room like Oh yeah always full of wonder you know. So he's like I'm going to go upstairs and attacked my fucking what that means Taco Bell. I'M GONNA go fuck my wife. So now Melissa's they're all going to get ready for this party and Melissa's like she's like Ok guys. I gotta go see yell. And they are literally treating her like. She's Frodo going off going off to drop the ring in the lava right. They're like God speed. Be careful we love you great. You can do this here. Elsa be Debbie carefully. That's the magical Bush. Salmonella Theresa Stop Singing with sending your sister Moya out. Okay a anywhere you can fit frozen to in. I'm in so go to Melissa. Drives to launch. She's so nervous like she really does act like she's got a hit on her. You know and she goes to play a bowls. Now I know Playa is beach and says probably pliable but it's also Jersey shore and I just like play at bowl. I was literally going to make the same joke. That just shows how our minds melded player play Balls Chick. Pea fucked your wife or you could get the Kale. Fuck your mom or you can get the black bean. You came whether you leave with her. Yeah author superfood got blown. They don't have creative names. It's just what the menu is. What the menu is. I thought the food Saudi I fucked Just call the I fucked up. I'll have the impact of Lee's description description. You don't know where it's just. The daily specials called the affected so Danielle comes yeah she saunters up terrifying. Daniela's fucking terrifying. Meanwhile the guy the girls who work behind the counter displays kneel down just like closing the shutters. They're like okay. She's here so Danielle comes in. She's like hello. I'm here I'm here because Jillian goes to Monmouth and you know I just here visiting totally coincidental. Even though as the summer and my daughter's in College Danielle always there for the kids. So Danielle's like listen waitress. I like bananas and I'm allergic to dairy so threatening this war woman everything she says. Sounds like a fucking kill? You pick something this. Is this like a question? The L. Sat's I like bananas but I can't have dairy. What should I have? How about something with banana new way like I'm leaving this up to you? Die If you want to this waitress patents. So she's like well Melissa Abso- Ori Board for me cool but I'm just trying to understand why we came to this is why all the sudden. Oh we not friends. Do not understand screen shots facebook messages. That date back now. I'm still friends with that. Creepy guy from the diner from seventy years ago. Oh God oh God. Oh that's a whole other scares person. Whoever showed up on Bravo to Anne so then Melissa's like this in Tanya when you first came around I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Also how long do you keep blackmailing me with this basically? So she's like but you messed it up. I'm not saying you did anything to hurt me. And she's like you're up. Uh that I'm Melissa but you can no longer say you haven't had any problems. He goes. What per off instead I cau- of I would like to know what problems I caused. Because last time I saw you were sipping milk and not bananas okay. Case closed some listeners. Like you pulled Margaret's hair. I mean someone's someone's bending over and you go like this that's fine Lynch and then we get that movie music. Danielle's thing I'll tell you what's violent as I fucking punched in the face now you know And then the waitress comes over. And she's like Ma'am no terrain. Melissa got to be honest with you when somebody is bent over like a hair. And you flip it back like this. I mean now you're violent. Does that not speak to your character. Just go it does not. Just stay for the day waitress bitch. But I'll be looking out for you Danielle's like it's never OK. Okay it's never OK to throw widened. Somebody's face either. Okay or what are on? Moy had okay. She treats me like disposable and I finally had enough okay. So she's getting. All angry at each are feeling that this is going to go sour and most like well. Everyone just feels who everyone. Who's everything now you're speaking for? The group gets beginning for the group. I got pictures of you. Bitch got pictures of you. You know my question. So far is how Danielle possibly feel disposable. I mean she looks she her face. Basically represents ocean pollution. She looks like a pile of plastic plastic little rings that the Dolphins get stuck in hobbled together. I just like just like that. She may be disposable but she's also indestructible so exactly yes. She'll be back so yeah so Melissa's basically like all of the girls no longer once you around and I think that basically like you make Theresa Laugh but I also don't think Theresa's in her right mind right now let's be on it. She's an idiot. Okay that's the reason why she because Danielle's like does that include. She's like well. She knows I'm here but she's not so boarding this she's like she's such a bill in she's terrified and Melissa's like yeah she likes you about it and said Oh so. She can't be a right. But did like you're gonNA pull someone's hair in her presence of a funny like how dare you pull someone's here in Theresa's presence God forbid throw cake but yeah she's basically like Therese's in trouble she can't be around violent people and so Daniel Goes Ori really say this to me. I guess I'm saying because that's how I feel. She can't be around then. Danielle takes us in a place that I was not expecting US quite frankly I see her thinking about it right and this is why she is important to the show. Okay because when everything is settling down and we just had an episode where everyone's playing miniature golf here come Danielle to say I'll give you a storyline while she's very very sir to get clarity. Mike did say that it was okay to kick me out of the group before I betray this. Don't think she knows who started it. You know she's like all right. Melissa now you're talking to beverly. We ought rather this conversation will feature me with my ankle behind my head. Doing a sounds we board. It's beverly here with us. She's here I think we all had a lot to drink that night. But I was also influenced. I was done when I emptied Margaret's bag and the candle which is by the way hilarious to say I was Doug Bag the candle. I thought my work here is done. I put things in a candle nuff said but I I was finished but then Stephen told me to pull her hair Steven Steven the owner of the booty. So we all know. It's already by the way I'm watching this. This is truly the worst. Excuse I've ever seen I was like okay. Danielle Stephen wanted to be more destructive in his already. I'm rolling is me. To live by laws. So she's like do it? I hesitated tree said do it? And I'm like why lying those lie I'd source. Wish I saw the Nike Silence. Just do it and so Melissa goes wait to Riester told you to. And and then we get a clip. Danielle Stephen going molar hair. Fuller DAB yoga theresa polar hair and Yeah so she goes up. She pulls her hair. Wow Wow mind blown only this show use that as a cliffhanger because I was like how dare you and then on top of that for them for them to have to disrespect say that next week is the season finale. How Dare You Bravo? How dare you? Wow that looks good because Melissa's telling what happened at a party and she's like Oh Melissa Sorry Melissa. She said she was on the fence. And you told her to do it. And Theresa's phase of I a disturbing Red Solo Cups. Everybody just throws. She took it pretty. Well actually yeah and that brings us to the end of Real House. Thank you so much Kansas. Thank You Lord. Putting Kansas good night everyone. Logging removing a AW.

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I Ate Like A Garbage Boy

We're No Doctors

57:15 min | 1 year ago

I Ate Like A Garbage Boy

"From the creators of the murder minute app. Comes your new favourite fix for true crime. Welcome to the murder minute podcast with a Runtime of about a short commute murder. Minute. Is your no nonsense source for true crime? Each episode of the program includes a scripted narrative detailing a crime preceded by true crime headlines. A brief true crime news update. Through meticulously crafted, storytelling and sound design. Murder minute delivers a unique and immersive listening experience. Subscribed today on Himalayas apple podcasts Spotify or wherever you get your podcast. Don't forget to download the murder minute app. Available on the app store and Google play and follow us on Instagram at murder minute for even more true crime headlines murderer minute your daily dose of true crime. Sterling's. What's up everybody? It's me. Steve Adri, your host your co host. Who's usually the only host. But that's okay. Sorry. You're going to hear a lot of Mike noise. I'm on a hand held again in my car in riverside. That's right. I am back from Austin, Texas. She's widened do an episode last week. I was pretty. Pretty busy. I had a lot to do at a lot of people to see had some work to do didn't have any of my recording equipment. I guess I could have done this on my cell phone. I've done that before it. You sounds. Not as good. You're probably let me I'm gonna roll up the window a little bit. She gets so hot. Gets so hot in muggy. It's very it's Tuesday. Let me see Tuesday come on you effor. Trying to do a million things at once here in car Tuesday. It's just Tuesday guys. It is may seventh. God we're almost halfway through. The year. It's half. It's it's almost half over. It's almost half full. God. I'm sitting in a parking lot in Marino valley, she's fairly. I'm right on the edge of marina valley in riverside, California. You can look it up on a map if you like. I'm in a bed bath and beyond parking lot. Because I do some shopping stuff. I think I mentioned this last time. Having some issues with the pillows. In my old, childhood bedroom. Jeez. Louise, am I having issues with the pillows? For some reason all the pillows in my mom's house are about as flat as my hand. If I hold my hand out straight. Without making a fist. The pillows are just like paper thin, and it's really annoying. So I bought one pillow just before I left for Austin. By the way. Let me say hi to. My friend and producer of the short film. I did in Austin Kayla Morgan who a listener of the podcast. Hi kayla. Thank you for your hospitality. And for taking me to a big Gillian restaurants, all of which were incredible. I think I probably gained ten pounds in Austin. Eight so much barbecue. Gods so much barbecue place called the salt lick place called shit. I want to say Frank black. But that's the singer for the seats. Frank franklin's. Nope. Frank Jesus shit bag. I can't remember my brain is mush pile. Something black Terry Black's boom there. It is not too old to remember. Or not too old to not remember. I'm losing my faculties. Probably from all the barbecue. Terry Black's was great. I gotta say I think my favorite food of the whole trip, though, was Tex-Mex place called shoe. His holy mother of God. We went there. Probably my second night there when the other two actors showed up in Austin. About six or seven of us seven or eight of us went to place called chew he's which is very famous Tex-Mex place in Austin. And I got this thing called the big as your face burrito. Which were in. I have a giant head. I have a big face, and it pretty much was as big as my whole face burrito is massive takes up an entire giant plate. Being cheese burrito. Get it on the plate. You don't eat it with your hands because it's on the plate in it's covered and caso with a side of rice and beans. Oh my God. They need one in L A. I ne- I. It was so good, my friend. Eric Vespa was sitting next to me in the restaurant. And like every other by I would just turn going. This is incredible. This is the best breed. Oh, I've ever had in my life. It really was the best breed. Oh, I've ever had in my life. Just case. So we goodness. Case. So we could nece. No, that's not going to be the episode name. Oh my God. It was so good. And then we had this incredible trace Lecce trace late chase cake. So Deccan it. I like I like garbage boy. There we go there. It is. I ate like a garbage boy. What else did I hold on? Sorry, guys. Trying to do a bazillion things at once. All right. I'm back. Heap getting emails and texts because I'm not in LA, the people who are like we're the fuck of you been for the past month. Anyway. Yeah. Chui's was my favorite. And I was like I gotta eat there again before we leave and then. Yeah. My last night there. We went back and. Had eaten so much that day that I ate at the barbecue place called Terry Black's in the afternoon, then we went to the Alamo draft house to watch a movie, and then we went to. He's so I was still pretty full of food full of barbecue from earlier in the day. So I couldn't eat a full big is your face burrito. But Eric was like, hey, don't worry about it. You can do a half a half size. Big is your face burrito. Get half half size version. And they brought it out and it didn't look any different look Justice massive. And I get only eight about half of it. It was. I'm trying to figure out if there's a way they can send me burritos. But the best part about those burritos is they were so moist. I know that's a shitty word a lot of people hate hearing it. I wonder what what the ASM our community. Moist. Eight a burrito. And it was so moist. St- tapestry of moist caso at a fresh, flour tortilla. That's so fucking discuss me. I don't understand those AS more videos. But I do understand a big as your face burrito. Yeah. What else did they place called? Taco place. Torchy's taco's. I'd breakfast tacos. That were incredible. Hats off to you. Austin? I thought Atlanta had some of my favorite food. It really does. But boy Austin you really just brought it. So thank you Kayla. I stay that Kayla and her husband Aaron's house. Aaron was the director on the short that I did. And they were very hospitable. And it was a great week. I had an awesome week. Awesome time. And then I came back to, you know, the usual the groundhogs day of, you know, coming back to my mom's and getting getting her breakfast lunch dinner in. But there are some new updates. My mom is way stronger before I left for Austin. She. I hung out with her a lot there. There's like a chair in her room a nice big comfortable chairs. So I sit in when we watch TV together. And like one thing I noticed for the first few weeks of her being in this pain, anytime, she moved. Literally anytime whether it was rolling over to the phone or look at her computer or sitting up to standing user Walker to go the bathroom or get some any anytime, my mom moved. She was in audible pain. She would make a moaning noise like she would just roll over and go. A lot of that, you know, those painful noises that people make. And. Which by the way, very difficult to here coming from a loved one. So that was just another. You know added. Horrible thing to the whole situation. But one thing I noticed when I got back from Austin was my mom is moving around a lot better. She's not making those noises. Like she rolls over she gets up. She. Stands up gets her Walker and goes to the bathroom, and she's not making noise. Like, she's in pain. Although I'm sure she's still in a little bit of pain. Other good. Developments. She's now going downstairs to the kitchen. My cousin Victoria, came over the the other two days ago Sunday my cousin came over and. I got us all lunch and. When I came back with the lunch. My cousin had, you know, coaxed my mom into getting up and going down into the kitchen and using a Walker to walk to the kitchen and sitting at the kitchen table, that's huge two weeks ago. My mom couldn't do that you know, two or three weeks ago. My mom couldn't even sit in a chair for more than five minutes before she was in like unbearable pain and add delay down. Like she'd say I want to eat. I want to sit up in sit in the chair. Ate lunch. That'd be okay. I'd help her up. I'd help her over the chair. She eat a little bit. And within a few minutes. She'd be like I got to lay down. She's like my back and my legs are killing me. But now we had a whole meal hung out for like an hour and a half in the kitchen and she didn't complain once. She seemed great had a great lunch. Great conversation with my cousin. So that's very encouraging. I don't know if she's ready to you know, make those tracks down to the kitchen by yourself. But. Jeeze two weeks ago. There was no way she was gonna do this. And. Yesterday. Also yesterday, I went to get us lunch. When I came back. My mom was in the kitchen her physical therapist did come to, you know, do PT with her and sh I love the physical therapist. She's getting my mom moving around the house. So she's forcing her to get get up and leave her bedroom. And go to the stairs, by the way. My mom's not navigating stairs. Like she has. This thing called an acorn lift, which is basically it's one of those seats on a little electric track. That goes up and down the stairs. It's like a little elevator single seat elevator like chairlift like if you were to go skiing. So my mom's using that to go. She's had that for like three years three or four years since my dad died even before my dad died. She had that to go up and down the stairs after her knee surgery. So. That's in there. And that's great. So all she has to do is use the Walker to get to the stairs. And she can ride the chair and I bought yet another. There's like four walkers in our house. None of them are Texas Rangers though. All the mic noise that I hear from me handling this, Mike. What are you gonna do though? Hopefully, they can fix some of this in post. So. I put a Walker, and I got those walkers have a little seat on them. So if you're having to go far distance, and you start to get weak or tired, you can just put the brakes on it and turn around and sit down on your Walker. So she has one of those by her bed. So she can walk to the bathroom and get back in. And I put one down at the bottom of the stairs. So she can just take her Walker to the stairs ride the stair the stair chair down. And then use the second Walker to get to kitchen, and it's working great. God take a sip on my coffee. Delicious ice coffee. So yeah, I very optimistic. Now, I'm not as. Pessimistic. I'm a little more optimistic about the whole situation. Also, I don't think I said this. My sister came home today. Oh, there's a helicopter flying really low. My sister got released from the rehab hospital. The physical therapy hospital where she has been four a month. She dislocated or need. She was in a rehab hospital for a month. That's so crazy to me. I always just assumed, you know, she dislocated patella her kneecap, she fell, and it just got tweaked out of its place. There's that helicopter and her kneecap moved around to the side of her leg. That's so gnarly. And then that night they took her to the emergency room put her to sleep. And so she wouldn't feel it when they popped the knee Pat kneecap back in the place, but there's no surgery needed. I was like, oh, yeah. So they'll probably pop into place. She'll get some crutches knee brace and she'll be home in two days. Cut to. A month later over a month. Got this has been so crazy. But she's home. Now, she still has the. She's still got the knee brace. It's an it's an immobilization immobile as immobile. It's a MO. Immobilizes her knee. It's what I'm trying to say. It's basically like a splint. So she is cruising rail with a Walker. She can even walk around without the Walker. She's just like peg-leg hopping around the house, but she's doing great. She can get up small sets of stair. She's using the chairlift to go up to hang out with my mom. She actually drove Ricard today. So. It's just a huge relief that she's home. Now, I won't have to feel guilty. When I go back to LA. But I'll probably be here for a few more days. And that's that that's still situation with my mom, and my sister everyone's getting stronger and getting better. My sister has a physical therapist coming to the house. Now, I think twice a week to work with her. My mom's got a physical therapist dissolve all these physical therapists in the house and the builders are still building. Tell you guys about that. We got a. Builders put in. Well, they haven't put it in yet. They're tearing the bathroom apart. They're putting in one of those. Yeah, I told you about this. They they're putting in one of those bathtubs for old people with door that you. Walk up to is really tall. It's in our it's in the garage right now waiting for them to finish the giving the bathroom setup. But it's like, I'm six foot six six foot seven, and it comes up to my, you know, my sternum, it's a really high bath. I guess it has to be but there's a door. You open it climb in is sit on the seat. And then you turn on the top and it slowly fills up, which seems weird to me. You're just sitting there waiting. I don't know how long it takes to fill up a bath tub. The of that size. It's a big ass bathtub. But. That's gonna be great. When that's finished. My mom will this is going to love that. She's very excited about it. My sister can use it to. Yeah. There was a lot of Florida image in the bathroom. So they've taken out the floors. The. Oh, yeah. I did talk about this. Because there was carpet in the bathroom. Don't put carpet in your bathrooms. That's gross. If you have carpet in your bathrooms, take it out. Because think about this. You get out of your shower. You get out of your bath matter how you've dried yourself off there. Still some water on your feet that goes into your carpet eventually goes through your carpet and probably just turns to mold in your carpet. I I I'm sure there was a lot of mold in that bathroom. The carpet was in there. My whole life. Just a weird peach colored carpet the bathrooms so weird. I feel like that's the thing when people who live in houses with. Dirt or cement floors. Once they get some money. They're like Lee are putting carpets in every room, including the bathroom and the garage. We are going to carpet the garage. Fuck it we can. So we will just because you can doesn't mean you should. There's carpets in the bathroom upstairs. That's crazy. Like my dad, my mom were both poor growing up. My dad, you know, went to med school became a doctor, my mom became a nurse. I we're both like fuck it or carpeting, everything I would carpet the ceiling. If I knew how. Putting carpets in the bath. Tubs? Carpeting the refrigerator. Fuck it. What does that a crisper put some fuck put a throw rug in the crisper? Oh, just because you can doesn't mean you should folks. Hey, guys. I'm here to talk to you about this week sponsor care of the E subscription service that makes it easy to get vitamins protein powders and more personalized just for you and delivered straight to your door. That's right. You heard me, correct. Spring into a healthy routine. With the winter blues coming to an end, it's finally time to get back into a routine that empowers you to feel your healthiest. You can leave the house now, it's okay to feel good. Cavs going to help you guys come on trust me curves online quiz. Let's you know, exactly what you need. 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But now, it's pretty much all the time. Only a night when I sleep, but several times a night I wake up and the. The outer edge of both hands will be numb. You know what I mean? Like if you look at your left hand. The out not the edge with the thumb, but the edge with the pinky finger and the ring finger will be have that feeling of when you're footfalls to sleep like pins and needles. So I wake up several times a night. And if I'm laying on my right side. This is why I believe it's nerve related. I'm sure it's nerve related. If I'm sleeping on my right side. It's hab. It happens to my right hand. The. Outer edge of the hand, including the pinky and the ring finger will be pins and needles numb. Like tinguely? It's really kind of disturbing. A move my arm. It goes away. I shake it out roll over onto my left side. Couple hours later, I wake up it's on the left side. Now that hand. So it's been kind of bothering me lately if it was only in one hand all the time, I would be so scared. I was having a stroke. But. I looked it up. And I'm I'm about eighty percent. Sure. It's something called cubital tunnel syndrome. I'm going to read this to you. It makes perfect sense. It sounds exactly like what I have Steve diagnosing yourself again on the internet. Don't do that. I'm not being paranoid or anything. I'm I'm going to go to a doctor. But this is I've been so busy. I haven't been able to go to Dr the description of cubital tunnel syndrome. Cubital tunnel syndrome is get. It's more coffee. Hold on. Nice and cold cubital tunnel syndrome is a condition that involves pressure or stretching of the owner nerve owner or owner nerve also known as the funny bone. So this is happening in my elbows, which makes sense. Which can cause numbness or tingling in the ring and small fingers, boom. That's me pain in the forearm. No. I don't get that. And or weakness in the hand, I have gotten that the owner nerve runs in a groove on the inner side of the elbow. It's your funny bone. I mean, you've all bumped your elbow on something and got in that horrible tangle feeling in your hand. That's what I'm getting. It says causes. There are a few causes of this owner nerve problem. They include one pressure, the nerve has little padding over it direct pressure like leaning on the arm. Or Leeming the arm on an on rat on an arm rest can press the nerve causing arm and hand, especially the ring and small fingers to fall asleep. So I've had this when I'm driving. In my left hand because I will have my left hand, and I'm leaning on it, my left arm, my left elbow. I mean, sorry on the arm rest of my car. And I used to be like why the fuck is my left hand that used to freak me up. Then I kind of figured it was this. All right. Another 'cause stretching keeping the elbow bent for a long time can stretch the nerve behind the elbow. This can happen during sleep. And this is when I noticed that. So this is dead on what I'm experiencing he'd been the elbows bent for a long time can stretch the nerve behind the although this happens during sleep. So as we all know, I suffered from vertigo I've had it my whole adult life, most of my adolescent life as well or my teen years on. Sometimes you're better than others. But I usually have some version vertigo constantly every day. I've been having it a lot more of the past year when I'm laying down. Going to the dentist really fucks me up because especially when they work my upper teeth. They have to lay me way back in really laying flat or inverted really fucks. My vertigo up. Okay. So when it comes to sleeping, I am aside sleeper. I cannot sleep on my stomach can't sleep on my back. I've tried it. Just does not work. I am a I'm a die hard side sleeper. And so when I'm sleeping on my side. You know, my shoulder. You know, big shoulder. So when I lay my head down from my side, sometimes my head dips down and invert s-. Even with a pillow. So what I do is a lot of the times with sleeping on my side with the pillow under my head. I will then take my arm bend, my elbow and put my arm my hand under the pillow and under my head. For extra lift. And I've bought like thicker pillows, which eventually just kind of collapsed and wear down. And I always go back to sleeping the same way with my arm, bent, really sharply. And then up under my head for lift. And that's when I'm feeling this tingling in my hands. So if I'm laying on my right side, I get it in my right hand, if I'm laying on my left side. I get my left hand. This is absolutely. What I have. Another 'cause it says anatomy, sometimes the owner nerve does not stay in its place and snaps back and forth. Over a bony bump as the elbow has moved repeatedly snapping can irritate the nerve sometimes the soft tissues over the nerve become thicker, or there is an extra muscle over the nerve that can keep it from work incorrectly signs and symptoms cubital tunnel syndrome can cause pain loss of sensation. Tingling, and or weakness pins and needles usually are felt in the ring and small fingers that is totally one hundred percent. What I have these symptoms are often felt when the elbow is bent for a long period of time such as well holding a phone or while sleeping, some people feel weak or clumsy. I was also reading on a different website. They call this a cellphone hand or cellphones syndrome like people have their arms bent, looking at their phone. So they get it. Then I do get it. Sometimes when I'm looking at my phone for long periods of time. Diagnosis. Hold on their security coming. I'm gonna pretend I am talking on my phone. Sust? Do he's in a little golf court. He's in a golf cart with siren like a police light on it. And she's flashing as he's riding around. Okay. So diagnosis doctor can learn much by asking you about your symptoms and examining you. He or she might test you for other medical problems like diabetes. Fuck me. Fat Steve diabetic. Or thyroid disease sometimes nerve testing. Maybe needed to see how much the nerve and muscles are being affected this test. Also checks for other problems such as pinched nerve in the neck, which can also cause cause similar symptoms, and I've had neck problems for forever this. I think this is definitely what I have. Let me scroll down here to treatment treat, this shit, son, fix my fucking no-man's. The first treatment is to avoid actions that caused the symptoms. Sweet. I guess all I gotta do is stop sleeping. And I'll be fine. Wrapping a Bill. This is great wrapping a pillow or towel loosely around the elbow. This is shit that I'm never gonna do. Rapping a pillow or towel loosely around the elbow or wearing a splint at night to keep the elbow from bending canal avoid leaning on the funny bone. I'm literally as I'm writing this leaning my funny bone. Void leaning on the funny bone can also help a hand, therapists. Can help you find ways to avoid pressure on the nerve, man. Sometimes surgery may be needed. I don't even wanna read down this for therapy, numbness, and tingling may improve quickly. With physical therapy, and may take many months for recovery after surgery cubital tunnel syndrome symptoms may not totally go away after surgery, especially if symptoms are severe. Jeez. Chrysler supercar. So that's what I'm dealing with. Also. Boy, also, I think I have. Arthritis. Not sure if I've mentioned this. I think I have. The knuckle in my left hand, this is all about hands today all hands on the middle finger my middle finger on my left hand. When I bend it. When when I make a fist the knuckle like the knuckle like the middle the big knuckle on my finger. Not the one up near the fingernail. But the next one down. Is impossibly sore. I don't know what to do about it. It's weird. Because if I take my other hand my thumb and forefinger and pinch around like put pressure on the knuckles squeeze. It doesn't hurt at all. When I bend it. Or like move my finger in weird ways. I really need to go see. And Dr I shall also get some acupuncture. I loves me some acupuncture tour. I think it's I think might be arthritis. I don't know any of you. Any you folks out there who have arthritis please write in or leave in the comments your description? Of arthritis because I wanna know. Achey? Is this really it's fucking horrible ache in my joint and my joints in my fingers. I get it. Sometimes in my ankles too. God is this. What growing being old person is going to be like, I'm only fifty. What's the Shikin me? Like when I'm seventy. Don't worry. Steve you'll never see seventy. You're a dreamer. Steve. You past middle age when you were twenty five. Yeah. It's and it's been the left knuckle that knuckle in the middle finger. Fuck me, it has been sore for like two or three months now just like that will go away. It's just not getting any better. In fact, it's probably even getting worse. Jesus Chrysler supercar. I talked about Jesus Chrysler superstar supercar. I love saying that when I was I living in LA in the mid to late nineties. I came to LA, and I was. Security guy doing now, he's giving literally stopping right by me. S. I kind of hope he walks over here. No, he's not stopped. He's like staring at me. Hey, take a photo at lasts longer. Fucking knob. Where was I fucking security fucking parking lot security. Yeah. What was I talking about my? Yeah. Oh, no. When I first moved to LA in the nineties. There was a ban that was always playing. I, you know, I moved to LA originally as a musician. I was playing in bands. I played in a few different bands. And my nine in in my nineties in the nineties, and there was a ban that was always playing around LA called Jesus Chrysler supercar. And I've always thought that was the greatest name for a band. It's good. So good. It's a long name for a man. But it's so good. All right. Let's see some emails. I think next week. I'm gonna have my cousin trying talk to my cousin this weekend. Because Victoria's been in med school. Twenty five and she's practically doctor now, I think this time next year she will be. Full-blown dr. Full-blown dr. She's doing I guess right now. What's it called residencies? They're called or. For like six eight weeks, or you know every month and a half, two months, the the senior med students. Go, and they just kind of try out all the different. All of the different, you know, types of doctoring. I can't talk. Like the different departments like for six weeks. They'll do, you know OB G Y N like the work in the baby ward, delivering babies and then six weeks, they'll work in the emergency room assisting with like trauma, shit and gunshot wounds. She's been working a lot lately with gunshot wounds. Which is crazy. She's like five feet tall. And it's. It's tiny thing. She's working on like people have been shot. She's working hospital that's kind of in the bad part of ever side. Anyway, she was over at my mom's house Sunday, and we all had lunch, and she was regaling us with some horrifying stories and the whole time. I was like. She's got to do the podcast. Just describing a C section in. How? Brutal. And medieval a are she'd be a good guess, but she's trying out all the departments. And you know after this next round. I think she goes into tries out a couple different specialties like. What you say? She was gonna check out ophthalmology like is surgery stuff. An anesthesiology and. Urology. Actually, I think she said. Hope she likes kidney stones. So. Yeah. And then social do that for a while and then apply to different hospitals and. Become a doctor. She's like almost there. It's amazing. I could never be doctor a dumb ass. I mean, that's that's. I could never be a doctor. I'm dumb. All right. Let me some emails here. I've been really neglecting them. If you do have any emails, you know, whether it's comments on the episodes, or if you have issues you wanna talk about. Or if you can answer any of my questions like do I have arthritis? Why this my knuckle hurt? It doesn't hurt to squeeze it touch it flick it at all when I bend it. So clearly the pain is coming from within my knuckle, just the one what the shit. So you can reach out to me at no docks podcast g mail dot com. That's NODC S P O D C AST node ox podcast, Jameel dot com. All right. This one is from. Long. That's all right time to kill. The subject of this one is family medical issues is fairly new one. If you wrote me an Email like last year, and I never got to it. Chances are I'm at a point where I'm like, I can't remember if I read this or not feel free to resend. Just catching up on your podcast about your mom and sister and brings back many memories. My mom called me a few years ago and said she was at the hospital and could I come up there seems to be a problem? Could I come up there seems to be a problem? I get there. And the ER doc pulls me over to the X Ray machine and says look at her lungs. None of that white stuff should be there. She needs a lung transplant cheese of she needs a lung transplant and other than that. There's nothing we can do. That's terrifying. Luckily, we live near to very large transplant centers, and I called the first one, and they said she was too old to transplant but the second one said we will schedule her for testing starting next week. A transplant center is that just a hospital. Specializes in transplants. It's like a far more. They harvest. In other. Oregon's and so weird I'm assuming it's a hospital specializes in transplant. She got released with with oxygen, and we took her home waiting for the testing start. I'd go to her house every day with food or to prepare her food and sit with her every night. I would go home just to get sleep and start over in the next day. Does sound very familiar. Testing started side note to get an orange organ transplant. You must have absolutely nothing else. Wrong with you. And you also have to be psychologically able to handle it. I didn't know that she went downhill so fast that after the second day of testing she could no longer walk from the car to the doors of the hospital. So I needed to wheel her everywhere we made it through three weeks testing when we got to the final test colonoscopy. It was the day after Christmas and the doctor told us he was going to get us done fast because he was leaving for vacation. Well, he punctured her colon. And an emergency surgery had to be performed by some specialists, thank God. Because he saved her life upon release. She came to live with me and my husband because she was incapable of living on her own in her condition for the next six months. I had literally follow her everywhere because she could only walk about five steps and then had to sit down. I'd address her feet or shower her take her to the doctor's appointments payer bills figure out her insurance at cetera. Oh my God. This all is exactly what I've been dealing with. Only yours is sounds a little more critical. She got her double lung transplant double lung cheese gun. She got her double lung transplant had an amazing recovery, but still needed help with everything while recovering. So every morning I had to wake up at six AM to cook her breakfast. So she would have something in her stomach before her first pills were taken then I would shower her dresser puttering chair in a room in my house, while we're into my room to shower dress and get back to her to get her to take to get her to take her to appointments as you can imagine. After a lung transplant you're seeing doctors all the time every Monday at seven I add to take her to a blood lab every Thursday down to the transplant center. Twice a week. Two other hospitals for rehab. All the while making sure she is getting better and taking all her meds at the at the correct time four times a day. That's literally just a fulltime job. Oh my God. I couldn't leave her while she was awake because she was so fearful something was going to happen that I had to grocery shop at eleven o'clock at night cashiers came to know me because I was the only nut there at that time. I would come home from shopping put food on her nightstand. So she would have some snacks when she woke up in the middle of the night. And then walk my dog at around midnight. Boy. When I realized she was going to be okay, I had to oversee construction at her house to renovate her bathroom to walk in shower is exactly what I'm doing with a seat. So she could eventually move home. Luckily, I don't work. I don't have kids and we had the room in our house for her to live here without causing any problems. So it was easy quote unquote for me to do this for me to do all this after two years. She went home two years. After two years. She went home, I call her every morning and make sure she's okay. And see her a few times a week. I never a million years thought I would have to or be able to do any of this for anybody. I was not prepared. But you do what you have to as for you. The most important thing is to take care of yourself. I if you go down when they if you go down, then they go down because there's nobody there ask for as much help as you can including having friends cook meals, take you out or come hang at your mom's with you talk to the social worker at the hospital. They can and we'll tell you all the help that is covered by your mother and sisters insurance. Also, hope you do look into the nurse. They can come in and take care of your mom for a few hours a day, including helping to bather feeder and help with just killing time. Also, just to give caregiver also just to give the caregiver break sorry for the long story. But as you can tell this was a very emotional time for me. And knowing this happened so much with parents needing help from adult children. We must figure out a better solution for everybody. Mary beth. Well, thank you for that. Mary Beth that is very familiar territory. Yeah. And. Thankfully, my mom's insurance does covers a lot. You know, she has physical therapist come twice a week Tuesday and Thursday, she has a nurse come like months, Monday and Wednesday. So that is all extremely helpful my sister now that she's home. We'll have a physical therapist come twice a week. So everything on my end is a lot better. You know? I think the hard part is our God knock on wood. There's no would in here. Otherwise, I would knock on is. So. The. I think the the light at the end of the tunnel is starting to show itself. Yeah. We'll figure that Mary Beth. Sorry. You had to go through that two years. That's a long one. That is a God. Such a long time. And it's where you just do it because they're. Is there your parents? They raised you time to return the favor. I guess two years is nothing in comparison to the. You know, seventeen eighteen or more years they took care of you. Well. Well, folks. That's going to be about. Do it done almost an hour. I'm sitting in my car. I'm drenched in sweat because I've got the windows up for noise prevention. This weekend. I will hopefully be recording with my cousin left some great medical stories for you from the operating room. Oh my God. She had some great stories on Sunday. So good I wished I had been recording at the time. I don't know what she's allowed to talk about what what she's allowed to share though. So. I think there's there's limits to what doctors can actually talk about. They can't be like. Yeah. I worked on this guy with six balls. Once they were all. That's not a common thing. What if the person listen to my podcast? They're like, oh my God. My doctors talking about my six nuts. Have that? All right. I am going to go into bed bath and beyond get another thicker pillow. I think. See if they have any elbow splints? Yeah. I don't know what I'm supposed to do about this. I need to bend my arms and put them under my head ceiling way. I can sleep. I'm trying to picture laying down on my side with my arms straight. So they'd be under. I got a servings doctors appointments this is dumb. Lasting one is to go into a doctor to be like, oh, you have severe nerve damage if you would come in three weeks ago, we could say that you. All of that. Like, we could save everything. But you waited. So fuck you. It's it's the major theme of the show guys get shocked something's wrong. Don't wait take care of yourselves. Leave you with that. From this bed, bath and beyond parking lot Marino valley, California. I'm gonna leave you with that take care of yourselves have a great weekend. Thanks for listening. Hit us up at no docks podcast g mail dot com. I love you. Bye. Bye. A podcast network.

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Zoom Call with Dennis Griffin

Gangland Wire

1:18:56 hr | 4 hrs ago

Zoom Call with Dennis Griffin

"You are listening to gangland wire hosted by former Kansas City police, intelligence, unit detective, Jerry Jenkins. Hello, oh you work average out there. This is a special episode. It's actually the audio from zoom call. So you'll notice that the sound is not up to snuff that I usually try to put out I, started a new program that if you've ever supported the podcast, if you've given me, any money made any donations if you have helped by posting things on my facebook pages or like in one case, Casey McBride has been a huge help and getting music for my movie and for my podcast I, just have to give him an idea about what kind of music I want and he'll compose it and then record it, play it and recorded. So Casey thank you. Which I say at the end of the podcast all the time. Well, this was a special tribute to frank who, Lada I do this about once a month. So if you WANNA get on that list somme donation and I'll put you on the list and I'll send you zoom lack usually about the the third or the fourth week in the month I'm not GonNa try to pin myself down to a particular schedule. We had a special guest on this Dinnie Griffin now dinnie Griffin road. I believe three books with Frank. Lada. Imagined Denny wrote did all the writing and then he was able to chronicle all of Frank's life with Tony's spurlock throw and the hole in the wall gang and his life before he came to. Las. Vegas and. So, and and they're really interesting books and then he's a pretty decent rider. The first time I ever ran across denny I was looking for a book when I was going to do my movie about the skimming from Las Vegas not found one called the battle for Las Vegas by dentist Griffin, I wanted to off Amazon Star rating he had all these great little stories in there from real people. who were involved with the casinos and Bob with the Casino Skim. Of course, a lot of comments from stardust employees. He set me up with one stardust employees who is in in the movie gangland wire. She was she had lots of interesting things to say about Frank Rosenthal. She was really close to frank one of our stories was that. Allen Glick was trying to make her do something she didn't want to do so she went to Franken. Right in front of her frank called Allen Glick up and told her I told him. He didn't leave her alone. He was going to break both his legs. Set me up with all the FBI agents that were still out there. Got Them. made a trip out to Las Vegas and interviewed all lamb, the head of metro intelligence at the time can't Clifford interviewed him and of course, denny himself. So. Then he's going to be on here. It's kind of a tribute to frank because he just died of I guess COPD and the Colbert's as a combination I understand. So as cab at the end of an era with frank who lotte, there's nobody else out there that I know of that is as prolific and it talks much and and is is approachable to people and when I have one of my big podcast supporters and an old friend of Mine Berry from actually he's from Kansas City and he took the tour. So he's going to tell us about what that was like. Taking the tour and then he's GonNa share all kinds of interesting little side stories about his relationship with Rancor Lada. So back and and lesson if you WANNA be on the next invitation list wise send me some money in your email. You guys that do hit me up on the Vinho why just attach your email to it and I'll put you on the list and will continue to do that is kind of fun for me. Great Berries One guy don't so far the been on frank of tour. So I don't know the rest of you guys have or not, but very took it. Very inter- studios they'll have more people with. Yeah, he was. I noticed people really comment really made some nice comments about it. He he must really been personable disease of these guys skin by. Again my facebook guy. Beacon here I'll. See. A Casey. Fourteen case we've be. Anybody else take that to her I was going to abor got back out there. Yeah I never got the chance. Later. A Gary. Yeah When when Frank I started doing the tours instead of private tours he was going on the bus tour only Robert Allen had a story ran. So we were all out one night and frank was. Robert. Alice's Frank. Why don't you instead of getting on the bus when we left the hotel? Why don't you us over in front of births? And then we'll have you get down to much. Surprise everybody showed Frank. Frank. Agai gave frank arrived over the birth to to hook up with us. and. We pull up on the bus all of a sudden. There's frank in the middle of the road. Waving his arms to the bus driver pulls over and over his dorm Franken of so we're expecting frank to announce you know Robert L. to announce a surprise guest. Franks is pulled away quick almost got mugged. I. Was a little bit like the last that. Is. Yeah. He ran for that it is the ready to die. I. Think he said he ran. This reminded. I'm not Roger. Can he ran to whether people because he's cops would just start allowed? Because that history. Be. Heard uplifting. With. A. Job Out there. That history was scared to death metro. Yeah he he D- told me. They thought for sure that if he didn't get in where there was some witnesses to the caption FBI, we're going to do a man. He said he didn't think he'd ever make it to the police station. I was surprised when I did it is just two of us. Frank. And you know you wonder anybody could have taken that tour they wind often they could have. I. Know us, he picked us up pepper Milam sugar hand got the car and start telling the stories. Playing whatever put yourself out there it's. Deger situation. I'll give Jewish near Kansas, city people that I had no and I've always vegas. Are. Always worked out okay. Valby. You'll be. All right. Casey, we don't have your video are you on there? Okay. We don't have on your lower lip game quarters. got that. Like X. Across across yeah. It should be showing it. Let me hold on. Which Casey you talking into. Gerry. Casey Cases Okay I got. Confused there for a second can't do that. More here again Mitt. All. Back US on Ford. couple. Tell you I've really enjoyed all your books Oh. Thank you very much. You did me to. Thank you. Thank you. GotTa one coming out by the end of the year so. Called the informant and it's About a guy never heard before Who actually was an informant that helped bring franken whole new all gain down and Really, Weird Weird Story. Got? Those good Steve. Row who? Is muted and there's no video. And smiling looks like he's hooked up, but there's no video. Brett US breath. Out Now. There's another cartoonist. We've got cartoonist that you can draw pictures of all you guys. A. Cartoonist is gone. I can't remember I can't remember who sue. Sisley. People sometimes. Anyhow. Well, it's. It's about five six after eight start things on time. So let me just kind of kick this off. You guys you know we. was going to do this again anyhow on and then when. He was such. An icon. This you know so culture monk. Vans. Such. ICON him. So out there he was he was so helpful and gracious to so many people. I I met him. Twenty thirteen at the World Summit I met Danny. Griffin and Paul. Sharp, at that kind of. was on your mouth see what happened to. Paulin an interesting tour story too. But again, diddy Griffin here who is a? Author Daddy when I first started making my first Movie Act ganglion wire. Of knew it was going to be about the Skim in Las Vegas and I knew everything about Kansas City I didn't know much about what happened much. Vegas and and written a book bio for Las. Vegas was new ground. Amazon. Book it is battle for Las Vegas and I get it. I get a readout to Scott. I mean this guy People. Good. Great quotes from the real people who were involved. You know the how employees the? The FBI is involved in several other people that. Were you know I got hold of Danny Dead He is the most gracious helpful guy never ran into. It only. Helpful and since then that was that your first. Book. Day. That was my second nonfiction book. The, first one was. The history of the Las Vegas Metro Police Department. Police in LAS VEGAS I. Get that, but I've got the others and then you hooked up with break lot and get a couple books fraying you hooked up with Andrew D do not. Oh, it did surviving the mob was on the PODCASTS. That's a heck of A. Story A. C. Three with. With. Rank so I guess my question would be all kind of speak for everybody. Nobody's got any questions you know. START, talking or Whatever and see that. Both everybody can see gender. But. How did you first, be. I finished a manuscript for the battle for Las Vegas. And the only thing that had me frustrated was I didn't have any mobsters. I had several FBI agents retired retired metro. But I said Jeeze I'd love to be able to get. Some comments or quotes from. From the hole in the wall gang and I was having trouble locating anybody they were dead or in prison or witness protection. So I talked to Dennis Arnold either retired FBI agent and he. the he had helped me out with the book and introduced me to some of his former associates. And I said, you have any idea, Dennis can get a hold of Frank Kaleida. He says matter of fact I do we says. Franken I became friends over the years and we keep in touch. Show. Dennis hooked me up with a phone call interview with Frank. And Frank to talk for maybe two or three minutes nothing major frank gave me a couple of quotes and answer a couple of questions for me that I was able to get added to the manuscript. And that that was how I and I would have been in two thousand four. Well, that's cool. You know you you hook me up with this are. These these guys. They're going to witness protection program whoever their agent is deals with they always get real close. I just did one with Elaine Smith from Chicago that that turned KINETICO. Lusa Tokyo. Joe. The matter had had policy of Chicago positive. Iran policy for the outfit and she became really close with him. So let's kind of common I got hold of Dennis myself when I was trying to get. Somebody a mobster, my movie, and I, could I couldn't afford even dickey. That wouldn't give me the Las Vegas which was pretty fresh. He was I think he was still in Wittenberg witness protection at the time and not from rented result name. So I had I had to forgo that because I was on a budget at spend all my but cameraman that I flew out to las. That so He was in Las Vegas that. It was too expensive but. then. As you got to know him, I, mean, how did that kind of progress? A few months chapter battle for Las Vegas came out I was. Thinking you know there's Frank Collider would have a hell of a story cal if he'd be willing to be totally candid. and. I reached out. Tirunelveli again and I said next time we're talking to frank I said we see he's ever thought about writing his biography. So, few months went by and hear anything and I. was talking to Dennis one day and I did a follow up I said Jeffrey hear anything back from Prank I should about maybe doing bio. He says Oh Jesus that I forgot to tell you he wants to do it and he wants to meet with you. Frank was not living in Vegas at the time and. It was the rather bizarre situation Dennis what. Allah Ranger Meetings Should Franko come into Vegas and meet with you. He said, but because of The. Witness Protection Angle he says, you can't know. When and where until it happens? So when we finally Dennis got the meeting set up and he called me and he said, Okay said. We're going meet that One o'clock tomorrow afternoon but I can't tell you aware. You'll get that information tomorrow morning. So the next morning he called me what hotel to be ad and I met. I met Dennis. And He jumped me up to frank's room and it was really out I had to get paid down at my briefcase church to his a a different situation but Franken I. Ended up talking for probably two hours or a little more. About doing this bio and how we could do it and We ended up making the deal on a handshake. So I was I was driving home that day I. Got Thinkin. Frank's career criminal. And I made a deal with him on a handshake it was that a wise move. Some second thoughts, but it worked out. Okay. Winded Frank witness protection. He actually got out I believe he was out well before the casino movie so it probably Eighty seven maybe I'm thinking he he voluntarily left the program. He said it was driving him not. So he wanted to bail out although I guess they're never truly out in the sense they always have somebody they can call her or contact. You know if things go sour but he was he was released from the program that his request. Along was he in the program? Well. He did a couple of years prison time. Then a couple of years he probably three or four years total he was not in it actively in that long. Was the resin out in San Diego? Love those guys? Yes. then. He hated every minute every show it was solid rat, the rat. Red Center. And he said every time you on the phone there'd be somebody sneaking around trying to listen to one of the inmates China, listen to your phone call, and if they got any good information they run and try to get a deal you know for themselves and try to torrential. He said it was really assess pooled area said he couldn't. He was happier when you got out of their. Thoughts. When. He first came out of witness protection was this after the family cigarettes in Chicago Chicago mob still looking for him when he first came out. Brian frank. told me I asked him when we What it was like you know and I said he said that the time he was still concerned about his safety from the mob by the time I met him he said as far as he was concerned virtually everybody he had ever dealt with in the outfit. Or Associate, with the outfit was either dead or in jail. So. He said, he wasn't that concerned about them. He said his main concern at that point when I started working with them was the Somebody might be like the old Western gunslingers. You don't want to get a notch in their belt by knocking off the the fastest gun in the West. So he was more concerned if somebody would make a name for themselves by being the guy that knocked off Frank Colada. Somebody who never met didn't know but somebody just looking for reputation. So that was his main fear then. Interesting. Similar to Whitey Bolger. Yeah, that would be your big fear would need let Whitey bulger. There any a zoom experts in here I got a Paul Sharp from Texas it was is a guy move background on Paul. He can't get in he's he's the guy who Frankly. Had this learning new another remember the hole in Wall Gang. Tell him about I flew back Chicago and kill this guy and then flew right back to Las Vegas and he shouldn't have done anyone's boasted frank. Told me not to his boss and all the game at Paul Sharks. Father. And he didn't find out about it even though frank told everybody told the federal law enforcement then took into the McHenry county. Law enforced. But nobody ever told all that is NAT was killed by lert Newman somebody had our Iran the out and Newman. Had another Merck as back in. Chicago area at the time and Mcginn Righetti people did not want to go after this because they were dropped they want to denigrate Prank Kuwata as a witness trying to make it not not act on anything that might be good information, which is pretty common thing these guys that. Get a storyteller. They try to denigrate them as much as they can show where liar they are. Before they. Justify. All just he? He was here and he's battling this out. Do I ever telephone number. You may know anything about this. How do you find your telephone number for this I've seen that somewhere. It should be the invite Gary in the inviting there should be number. That's not a number there. Copy, invitation and they've proved that you guys go ahead and ask days for questions or while I mess round with this. Can. Can. I just say you're that speaking about, Paul? One. Day I got. After Frank's book collided biography came out I got a call from. My publisher. The publisher says there's a guy trying to get a hold of you. His name is Paul Shower. And he said that he just read about his father's murder in the collado book. So he wanted to touch base with me. So Paul and I ended up communicating. And he says After all these years he said I, my my former babysitter read the book and saw. About Larry Newman, murdering my dad and the barmaid. So that was how Paul found out. Newman Newman was the guy. Who is also a good podcast Gary is good. Yeah, IT WAS UTAH. Book mckenry mckenry County Murder One thousand nine, hundred, eighty, one. Murder Kinder-. Murdered be hired this murder McCain's. A Son's pursuit of justice is pretty good attitude actually. Interesting of different view of of a mob murder. So. Jenny. FRAC- you had. Witness Protection Program. I understand whistle J. C. You know what that stands for. I do and. A TV channel Chicago called me the other day. They were going to do an Obama on Frank. And the guy asked me but I was told that there's an estate issue involved in that they asked me not to divulge that. That name for the time being because it could screw up the the estate matters so The JC is the. Are. The correct initials just can't really say this point what what the name stood for. Or what the initials stood for. That would be interesting. He had a live under another name social security number as well as Franken lot and that social security number. Seven kids. Another played down the state of bad guy yet. That's the same guy. Like man what frank with frank used to do he coming into Vegas every so often from religion and southern California. And He he had pretty pretty good delayed foot him and he was always speeding. Though what he would do when he got when he got arrested or ticketed for speeding he, he'd used both names in other words. The first time we'd use one name used the JC name and the next time we go back with frank, Kaleida and What he would do you get your point removed apparently he took an online course some kind. So Frank would pay women. Supposed? To get it to get his points taken off. But that sometimes you'd say I screwed up he says a by last ticket was under JC and I gave him. Again he says getting a little hot water, but he would he tried to flip back and forth. Interesting Always scamander. All in the way of work you're at work around this, we call those the computer business. Round assist. Book that route is. This why would interview entered into nine survive? What was he? Like? We did you first get connected with him. Andrew. Actually girlfriend at the time read Frank's book. So. He told Andrew she says right why don't you can't take this Guy You know if he did a good job for Clyde I said, you know maybe he's trustworthy may do something with them. So she reached out to me and said that she had a friend who is intrigued you know his former Gambino associate was interested in a book and what I talk with him so I said sure you talk to anybody so. We ended up meeting at a restaurant in Vegas and My wife and I. Could. It was a coffee shop that we liked anyway. So we were in there and Andrew came in and we talked, and then Andrew had a close friend to here's he called him an uncle who is whose an associate. With a New York family had been. and. And he came in Andrew introduced us and we were shooting the breeze. My wife wanted to go next door. Beauty. Parlor some she wanted to get some kind of cosmetics. and. She said, well, there's fuel excuse me she said I'm going to run next door and get something and the uncle says I don't think. So he said you heard too much. You're not going anywhere. Look at her face was priceless I'll tell you. What's the name of that book? Surviving the mob. That's a good. That's a good read. By the way you didn't give any all. Thank you. Liked it. For me it was just a page her I thought I think I have that reading less than In. Less than a week really at yeah. It was. It was quite. It was quite a was a fun book to write. You know because you hit a lot of good stories. Storyteller. He's he's great. He's very easily showman. Way. Back, Danny and all I just got a message for all age not GonNa can't figure it out. He get bigger out out to go through the Internet and I can't figure out how to get a phone. Or the. It's a we'll tell more about all story. But when I first met Danny and all at the mob World Summit Twenty Thirteen and Andrew was one of the resumes out there. And I had followed this dude. And this guy, he has that one story about when they stole the car. And stripped it down and they were gonNA take it out of the job shop that they're using which subgoals Brooklyn's like us a storefront. Over the garage door never get wish it out I. Guess it's still had the motor and it had the steering wheel with you put a pair of vise grips on one of the guys wanted the steering wheel. Fancy string so By scripts on the net, all all the steering wheel on and order to. Run and so it started down the street and a COUPLA. District guys want. A uniform Marquardt came up behind even and started trying to stop him at. Our Chase batteries replica in this Harvard has no nores your vendors. Eastern. Rare, vice for. I and I had. That was hilarious the Shell Chase degree challenges. I've got. The. On I. Guess I don't know couple three years ago I've done so many now that it's out there it's a good I. recommend go back and listen to that. Alan have. Four hundred dollars in our our did. Grow says. Let's get a great accident to. We were we were doing an event at the Las Vegas, Clark County Library, they used to have my months. Every January. And I was I helped him out I sat up from panels and so forth and I get to good stories about that one is Andrew. was was a panelist one and he had a bodyguard actually a friend to his used to be a football player played professionally with the jets. But he he didn't. He didn't pack He. He was strictly, you know a martial arts type guy. and. I was Andrew. We took a little break in the in the sessions. People could use the restroom so on. Andrew says. I gotTA. Get outta here he says you armed I should. Yeah. He said, well, can you walk me out to the car and I sure what's the deal? He said I'll tell you later he said just I need to get out of here. So I escorted him and his friend out to the out to the car. And they took off and I went back and I had no clue what the issue was what was going on And So. Later, that night I called Andrew and says, is everything. Okay. He said, yeah he said what happened was he says. A Guy from New York. A made man from New York. He says came in the library is I commend the door he says requirement was if you're a made man and you run into a guy, there's a contract on your obligated to carry it out said. He says I figured they were looking for me. You know. So I says, well, everything's okay. Now he said, yeah, he says Everything's okay. Sure. The next morning. I. We re to meet for coffee. Now, Vegas was I mean it wasn't the biggest city in the world, but it was spread out and pretty big place. So we go to this This coffee shop I made Andrew there. And all of a sudden he says Jesus Christ I was smattering Nagai. It's bumping into him in a coffee shop a revolve. Show Andrew. says. Andrew. Started after him. He told me later one thing I learned. He says you can't run from these guys to. If if you're face to face with me to go after him, you can't try to run away. So this Guy Sees Andrew and he gets scared drops his. Copy on the ground and he goes cases around the parking lot. Come to find out the guy hit accidentally gone into library. He did know Andrew is going to be there wasn't an intentional deal and he was on parole in New, York State and he wasn't supposed to be outer state. So he he was a parole violator. So Andrew Diamond everything ended up, arrested him and he took them back to took it back to the. New York the other one was. One of those events, Henry Hill was was there. And I. I was always nervous with Henry because at the time I don't think he was doing drugs anymore but he he liked his booze in. And I always figured he could probably blow a triple limit still act normal because he had that capacity. But. I'd always be worried whether he was gonNA show up and if he showed up for these events, what kind of shape? bbn. And when Henry drew a hell overcrowd-, all you had to do or say Henry Hill would be there and the. Place was packed. So there was I don't know. I think the main. Main theater their health three hundred and fifty people, and they put in an overflow of another one hundred and fifty people the closed circuit TV set up. So we we an audience probably around five hundred. And Henry shows up ten minutes before we're supposed to start and I breathed a sigh of relief when he command but I could tell that he had probably had a tough afternoon. Sure, everybody's got their at their place at the table snake. They all got Mike in front of them. And I'm. I'm looking at Henry I. She knows I'm talking to this day. I want to ask him questions I see Henry had slowly circling down then he catch himself straight back up were solely going out. And I'm thinking I couldn't ignore everybody else Henry Talk to keep them awake. I had to keep involvement other people. And finally, he didn't he didn't catch himself in his forehead yet. Microphone and it sounded like a gunshot. And, all these people are screaming and people are diving under their chairs. Of course, Henry snaps out of Dan and he he straightens up. and. He realizes what are you gonNA ask so he? Sprang into action. He's okay. Everybody everybody there's no no problem here. No problem nobody's shot and everybody's okay. So. People get operative people start laughing you know and giggling a little. Laughing more relief than anything else but Show, Henry started talking and you know apologize for any inconvenience and under Salma sustain things happened to us with the Andrew Tonight or is. This woman gets up and she's GonNa make her way the ladies room. So she's walking across the top tier to the doors and Henry spots are and he says you. Where do you think you're going and. Now she's. She's totally. Confused scared. She barely talk but look. Ladies. He says Oh. No, you're not. You know too much for. Natalie. Going nowhere and she did go what to do I talk she was going to cry that everybody broke out laughing and. It was it was quite a. Quite an interesting time when he's really really and you've been, you know, let's go back to frank a little bit. I've got a couple of questions. Everybody got questions. Any other questions got one right. You know I drive to line up with Ernie Davino by the way to the was one of the early original members, the hole in the wall gang and he died recently at a time this right now, those guys did not like each other, right? Exactly I tried to early has his story I I don't know be written or what knows what happened to your math. Grip he got hooked up with some guy was really i. Morality probably ripped for the story. A good figured out then I. I. Got Introduced early in. Doing and Lester my dismay. I never got into the podcast with him. I talked to advance on your phone is a good guy lighting and eight while he was rounded pedal his story. With dinning but. He breaks just did not like each other Gulf. So he was caught in the middle as is my understanding, right? Did He? Yeah I talked Ernie. by phone a couple of times. and. basically what he was a historic differed a lot from Franks and he was taking a lot of jabs at frank to. Franken I were were friends and. I told her and he said this is going to be attacked book on Frank I'm going to have to pass I really am not going there. So We talked one more time I believe after that and. We agreed that we were not going to be able to do when he business. So I I never did any more than that. I never did get to see. Pricing, pushes said, well, let me take a look at that. If that advocaat, we have been kind of interesting interested in Reno would imagines. Anyhow another story about frank, you know they. Had the. Kid. The. Gene Gene Smith and other LAS. Vegas Maneuver Copper Gruber shot what I'm shot and killed. Frankie, blue Grey Bruce. These names all mixed up. And then. He had out and that's my clifford goes back in Washington, I mean Chicago and threatens. All my guys think doubt Dorfman's officer to another lawyer's office I actually. GETS IN MY and I. Got The whole story. Without. Getting like Youtube Channel. What is Afraid. Talk. About that for Moscow anymore off the country that was such a crazy story. Yeah. It was it was. Prank. Felt. that. Blue Stain at night. was was kind of asking for trouble. She told him he said, you know he said you gotta get rid of those Chicago plates. He said the cops they were out in front of the upper crust. And he should the caption the Fed he says her here all the time he should. There's always at least one or two cars out in the parking lot. Watching us. He said you know we think lip readers and the whole thing he said. So he said they see if Chicago Plate. Commend her. He says you're. GonNa they're going to be interested in you right off the bat. And then Told that had that he had gone in the car. and Frank Jesus Facie says caps out. Here is a wild man. You know what? He said they're not much different the trip. He said, he said you gotta get rid of that piece. He said you're looking for trouble. and. Loosening said Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm going to take care of it. So he pulled out that night and sure enough for Smith groover were one of the surveillance cars in the parking lot. And just as Franken predicted, they saw the saw the eleanor plate. They didn't who's the guy was or what is involvement was they decided to Taylor. And That was the whole thing started in Frank Franken in Tony useful lateral was there that night to they? And Tony. Were both talking to boosting and? He said, it wasn't long. You got got the phone call and Was Returning Tony and Turkey call can back out and he's somewhere above edgy says they just kill. Frankie blue. So. The Smith followed them tried to stop them and. There was the whole deal and Christina movie there they portrayed it he was carrying a sub sandwich or something or a hero, Sandwich. But The. Actually the head to head to gun and they ended up racing gone back to his brother, right? I blew brother in. Illinois. So Royal Yeah. That's one of the stocks on Frank's tours by the sock refresher bluestone was killed. Account with. What was it? University into where I've been people trying to figure out do they were usually call uniform district car over over over the Red Lights and I might be different. Trying to get in front of him event. Somehow it sounds like he might have they might just guy right of these. But until just pull over to stop the see who these guys were binding because I believed in you. Might have been in your book. Danny that He. He meant some mention of Franken them that somebody got somebody who's trying to Roberson. Tonight. It's already been tailed. He thought somebody was follow on our meeting with me. Tif Robber. Looking to set him up you know. It was a hell of a story and get clever. and. I read that paper back then the Dell I read this. Is Las Vegas had been metro jealous had been kicked ass Elliott which is. Telling students who are you are with a member of a lot of job, united? States. Chicago's not in it by the way it used to be. Anybody. That's has any smell of any problems there. They don't allow to be a member of the National Organization. At Las Vegas has been kicked out but they've been brought back in that was after they got rid that Joe. Glasgow who was in the Intelligence Adelaide Zach. Joe BLASCO. Daddy he would remember by. BLASCO had. Quite a history. With with LAS VEGAS PD and were they Foreign Metro Somebody arrested one time ended up dying in there were some some issues about that. and. BLASCO started feeding information to Tony Spalato. And and other mobsters, there were several families represented in Las. Vegas and he was giving information out about who is you under surveillance and what types of cars they were driving and and all that kind of thing. So Tony utilized him and he also liked BLASCO because. BLASCO head. you know knew the police calls and police codes and all this kind of stuff. So he was a valuable man Tony Thought. Frank was. Found, because frank's idea was once a cop a cop know and he didn't necessarily trust these guys. But Sobel to Blasco, and after Blasco finally got fired than he just kind of started working openly for For Tony and the boys. And he was there the night of the birther saying he was he was manning the The van police scanners police. Radio Senate and he was He was serve communications. Guy was going to monitor all the. Police activity that night Let anybody know if they had needed to abort the bird the job? Obviously didn't work out, but they were playing and. He was what we used to call Jaggard for letter W. Guys were heard that term your jigger present buddy major you're watching out for. Is the COP Shola. That's what he was doing. Fine, driven frequency Steve I would imagine they probably had somebody. They knew he was monitor frequency we work with the beyond. This is before radios digital. So you couldn't really get it was hard to hide your frequency from somebody Birkat scanner, and this guy would out to do that the Senate with inserts rounders, and they got real strong signal. Any kind of signals real close to that didn't make sense within a certain rounders. Yup You there may be some police activity here. We came up the real. Extensive Santa Codes, for a while we're on the Sabella. Having to learn every beggar scale investigation, we do they have people out trying to monitor. They they. They were they. They suspected that that was gonna be the case and They had some kind of a secret frequency installed it nobody knew. That night they they can do their thing and and nobody. At. Metro. Other than you know the people actually involved in the operation the FBI. Knew with the secret frequency was that's how they get around an heard that. I want to tell you to before forget. Franken I got involved with one final book. It and I I never would have thought I'd be involved in something like that. But Frank talked me into. We, co-authored Cookbook. And Here. Well, is that the publishers now and it's not out yet but. In fact, they're supposed to start editing it next week and. What the the title of the book is Frank. Collider's greatest parenthesis kitchen hits. That's the title about Frank Collide is greatest kitchen hit and. It should be out by the end of year you know when Frank Health was deteriorating. Because I'm a consumer I'm not a cook and on the other end of the chain but frank wanted meteoroid help them, organize it and get it get it typed up and my wife participated as well and. I said Frank should. The Books Joe is not going to be out for a while yet I should. What do you want to do here if things don't work out. and. He says, I, don't care what you do. We should that's I'd love to cook and I want that book out. So I promised him that it would get out so I. Talked to the publisher and I even know you know frank isn't going to be able to see it. Through. I said we want to continue with that. So in fact, I got an email from the publisher today they said we're. We're moving on it and we're going to have it out for you. So anyway, I'll I'll let people know when frank, collide his greatest kitchen hits. It's bookshelves. Anderson. Banks or the other upper-crust recipes in there. Absolutely. The upper crust pizza that's Selena deciliter. And he gives little antidotes you know periodically toured about the. Different different things, and he. Does you know somebody recipes, you gain a couple of pounds don't worry about it. Forget about. I. Noticed that that was used to a show media making a pizza was immensely popular. For Denny. We know, hey, sorry. Do we know Danny or anybody else what happened to the rest of the hole in wall gang is? The only one who is still around? Lille. I spoke with Leo Gardena about a year ago I was able to locate him. And at the time he was still he was driving truck, you said retired. And I told him. We had a possibility going into a documentary. It was a network entrusted in maybe a documentary. Series based on that whole episode the whole Vegas. SPALATO era. And, they were looking for. Additional people you know to to have on the show. In it, Ashley All and. He, said, I'm done with that and I don't want any part of it and you know don't bother me again. So that was Kinda ended that but that was as of about a year ago he was he was alive and still working and then. Frank emailed me Jalen the past month. and. told me that somebody I don't know if he did it. But somebody did some kind of Google aerial search or something satellite thing and he said he found techies house and he said. He should I visualize him standing on the Front Porch? He said I can't quite no timber now but he said it was definitely my house Mottaki was alive. So as far as I know GARDENA mccaskey you're both still Still Alive. Up in Chicago is that where he is suburb? Yeah. I dried. Fried that salary Mino. Might be alive last I. Heard of him. He was he was the informative deal. He was the flow showing calling the fly in the but that night versus but he he would justify it in the family secrets trial. He was in a wheelchair at that point time founded in now a news paper article and I so we had a couple of agents many times like with Bennasar Noli. You'd find the Orange Elaine Smith was ghetto. You find an agent at he can get a message to it many times. People at Turnby Brown at both the agents that I found connected with his name as if they've worked the case on him. Ramana when they turned. They were both dead. So I found the I would imagine if he was that old that decrepit during the secrets trial or whatever that would early nineties probably gone. Guy Tried to locate him several years ago when and I ran into but the same thing you'll get. was in the witness protection program. So you gotta go through an agent the. contact. With. It. Like you're never gonNA find you. Know a lot of people ask me to say. Frank. Murders wise and so forth there over the old stuff about well, we only kill each other and it's strictly business now that they should be how about all the victims of burglaries and you know what? What about that and they were they were civilians they were not and Ed, it's into books too but are the Collado book but. Says don't kid yourself because they were used insurance agencies, tipsters, the insurance agents who tell them you know so and so just insured a bracelet or and of course, the the the insured had to tell them what they were doing for security and information say for where will be located and all that kind of stuff into value. He says we go. He says in and burglarize said. that the property is none. He says the same agent who gave us the information would end up getting acclaim. These people would filed the claim with the same insurance company insurance broker. And he says. They put in for an awful lot of stuff. So we never got. You should these guys made out pretty good. Those we all made out. Of You, the Burger reports. A fifteen thousand dollar gold watch I had A. Thousand five hundred dollar necklace I. My wife had these four diamond earrings each valued at twenty, five, hundred dollars each. Yeah sure how? You live I do do that. You've got fifty thousand dollars jewelry I've taken those reports. Judge is thinking about that and one of the. When I I was was doing the battle for Las Vegas I wanted to. Interview Nancy Troves. So I was able to locate. And phone number four right called. And she was she admitted who she why she didn't try to deny it or anything but. I asked her if she'd be up for Hindu fuel. Writing a book. She's too well, I gotTa Talk To. My son. So Was Actually Vincent. The adopted son Tony. Nancy's adopted son. So Vincent called me. Wasn't particularly happy. I was and how much what we should act. You know trying to play tough guy and how much was legit but. He came across now what are you doing bothering my mother? Who Do you think you are or blah? Blah, Blah so I told him what I was doing, and of course, you want to know if there was any money involved I said no no, I'm not paying I don't pay for interviews. So Finally agreed frigging there might be some publicity. So He. Said Okay I'm gonNA tell my mother. That it showcased talk with you. And then of course, he turned out to be pirate the deal as well because he wouldn't let her talk to me alone but We talked quite a bit and. Then sent was always looking at the money angle. In fact, where I I would pick them up. They didn't have transportation I pick them up to where we're going to go to to talk and It always cost me a few packs of cigarettes, a couple of twelve packs or something on the way to or from you know and One time Vincent tried to. Sell me a necktie. He says I got one of my one of my dad's neckties here. He says, he said, let's have it for fifty bucks. Letter the. Letter of authenticity. I did go Ford Anyway. What happened was a later on as I don't know if your members are. You Las. Vegas. About ned days reporter there was always Avenue Issues Tony they were archenemies. And then days car got bombed. The car bomb was planted. He did did get hurt right thing but they found a bomb in his car and I asked wrench one day Vincent. I tell me truth. What do you know about that? Car Bomb at days car. In, Asia Rally, says. I want to be honest with you. I'm thinking that usually bad side you. Normally wouldn't be you. Would we hear? He he said that he had another guy said, they just wanted to send message. They didn't really want to kill him but they wanted to send a message him and a friend of his and he gave me the other guy's name who's still alive but. They went over and put the bomb indycar and felt that their message got delivered and so forth. So I said well, I should maybe I solved the midday. Carbon Carbon. Larry What about that, you think they saw the car. Did I it sounds like Vincent Mata wants the money for that story. I. Guess Fencing claims the credit for the lefty Rosenthal. Bond. Too. Man Busy Man. Bombers. Next valid claim credit for Levy Rosenthal. Bobby. Right didn't Frank Gary you interviewed frank and Frank. Kansas City right he does he i. Another interview on Youtube I've watched a few of them. After this and he said to me asking me no. Way Did interviews he would get messages per people need to answer questions on his Youtube Channel and they ask him who did that he said he he still said that that several years after I would say that he thinks Kansas City to whatever reason he didn't really. His reasoning. But I get reasons why they were mad at Hell Left Eroding Colin they knew that he was in form a new that that he was talking they knew that easily stirring up all the stuff that the heat down through the gaming, convention. And for the Metro pd they were they knew the FBI he was they were really bad at left Rosenthal I know that. Very a word you guys go week he takes people to eat. We met at the pepper mill right after we ate breakfast. So we didn't go eat at Sal. Okay. All right. But we but when we're touring, you know we we hit all the spots. One of those is he shows the exact parking spot that left was parked in was horrible. But then then the to owning piece that we just drove around, he said asking questions you want you know. So we will ask you questions fact I asked him I said who killed. Sam. Giancana. Yeah, and he said you'll have to bomb next book to finance you. Ask. This. This this is a two thousand sixteen. So I guess next book than is probably one. The torch lateral book that the one after two, thousand, sixteen I haven't bought you I got the to collado boats. But yeah, the one that came out called the rise and fall of quote Unquote Casino Mobster Yeah that one I haven't got yet that. The Knicks a good book our. On Amazon today have you really. Good. But all the tour was very interesting and he was a great guy told great stories is a lockable fellas now. Shaking his hand thinking is that his trigger finger? He's very personable in the or was wearing. The people took the tours. Loved him I mean. Really was. Was Amazing. In fact, I called back when I was still living in Vegas part time. I get my marriage minister license we could perform marriages. And I. I only married one. One couple who ended up, DIVORCED WITHIN EAR BUT She she moved back to Chicago and she read and heard about frank and. She got a hold of me and And she was really Frank was there that day I did the ceremony frank was attendance they wanted a mobster on site. So he gave me and. Her franken had gotten to be. Buddies. She was really You know shook up and it was just amazing to me the number of people who really cared about. Frank. Surprising. When we were in Vegas for the thing in two, thousand eighteen and he was there. The whole time that I saw him, he was always talking to somebody cow. Person every ten minutes there were people lined up, you wanted to to Gab with the and he seemed happy to talk to anybody who's in very personable. He was he was in his element. You know when he was when he was doing that he, he really loved it and you know we had planned. We were GonNa have mob con twenty. Twenty this year. At the Twenty Fifth Anniversary, a casino on on top of it. And we were getting some great speakers lined up and then Colbert hit. Everything went down the tubes but we would it had a lot of promise. But you know what the Hell can you do? Just, the way it worked out, but yeah, mob can twenty twenty. We were going to give it a shot and I think it would have been a good one. About Franken personal, one of the stops on this tour was the house that they use in the movie. That was supposed to be the narrow insurance stones house. So if I rare on a cul de sac and so we stop and we're out of the car looked at the house and coughing over the house thumbs up and he knows frank frank with is so many times and. And he is very proud. He's excited to talk about his house. Thank you tired of this air by stop in front of his house with you walk out and talk to us like I said is he knew frank. Interesting. Frank Frank Shutting made friends with this guy over over time. He said it was guy loved it lead like you were saying you'd you'd think he'd be annoyed, but he couldn't wait for them to stop it. He came out of the House came talk to for longtime. Top that is actually off of Las Vegas National Golf. Course? Lefty Rosenthal's actual house is off Las Vegas country. Club. He took us by is a left. He lived gated community perhaps Oh, he took us to there but we couldn't get in officers gated. So we did not see lefties house, but we saw Tony's in. His brothers and his interesting how? Kenny deal going somebody question. I did sorry Jerry Yours Hey. I'm jumping back but back toward Nancy's Bellagio. How long ago was that you saw is she still does anybody know what happened are someone says she's really suffering financially and she'll. Shoot me. She was when when I was dealing with her invention. She was and I. I think I tracked her down about well when this documentary. Project first materialized possible documentary. They wanted to. The production company wanted me to see if Nancy would cooperate. With the. Would the series and? So I she had moved from where she had been. And I found An address which I think was good address for. But. I couldn't get her phone number. So I told production company I said look here's here's where if you WANNA send somebody you know to that address and Safe Return and tried to talk with her. And I said, but I gotta be honest with you. I said. Nancy's all about money. I said she's hurt financially at least wise Dan assume still the same. And I said I'm not sure I said that everything she told me when I interviewed her was accurate. And truthful. I should just be aware of that. You know if you're make a deal with what you might be getting. And as far as I know, they never sent anybody to You know to to see if that was her and to deceive she'd worked with them so I. but as far as I know that we're. Still, a good address of a couple of years ago. And what was the story of Vincent? He's dead right mentioned died a couple year. He died just about when Nancy moved from her previous address to. I think located her was a drug overdose Sir doing now. He had quite a few issues to deal with drug and alcohol abuse. So he had some liver issues, Hiroshima's I understand. And I guess it was chronic and he used to go to. Somewhere in. Southern. California every show often Italy Vegas and go for treatments. So he he was having some. Problems there. And Frank. Told me the story on Vincent. What Tony Done He. Could have children him in Nancy so He you've paid ten grand. I think it was a piece to two people to have. A. Child. And they had vincent and he. Took over and made it an adoption. But he he paid. Surrogate parents to to have they have been. With Tony was. Inseminated with Tony's. No Frank talks about it in his last books while his second last book. And he says that, yeah, the paid them ten thousand and he he mentioned it was too and I can't remember. Her name but he definitely he clears it up in his last book. Tony's DNA now no, it was. Totally unrelated to Tony. and. The Guy I think was. used. To do some radio work and stuff for the mob guys and he was apparently a genius. And I guess that was appealing to Tony to have somebody who has some brains you know there was. There was going to participate in this deal. And then later I believe Demogra- the, the girl have for the. Deal was maybe thinking about trying to get some money out of Tony or something tried to contact them and frank center straight. He said if I were you I'd. SALONE NEBI may not be a good bowl. Tie Fifty dollars whatever happened all the Tony's possessions did Nancy, try to sell all that stuff. Nancy and Vincent then said was kind of. The mover and Shaker financially, whatever financers there were. But you know Vincent was always a challenge stop. Selling When the my experience are. Where should trap when when that was before they folded up? He was selling them stuff for family pictures and home videos and stuff. So He They needed. Apparently quite a bit more money than they were taking in you know From. Whatever social security disability whatever they were getting? And then sent was always looking for a buck and in ways to make a buck. Didn't make him a bad guy, but it's just that's the situation they were in. And name she I think allowed him to be to be the guy to to Kinda run run the operation, and she just I went along with the program. Interesting. I'll kinds of money than blow all kinds of money to and not ever save any. Live through the Volvo I. Thought. He. Would have had a bunch of money hidden away of those guys who have some kind of box hit now which cash money and you buy mobsters house you're GonNa, go through all the walls. Backyard ruled. I remember frankly I think to we stood the first kaleida tobacco. In. Fact I think it's in the book actually frank showed that. He had thirty eight. Guys. Associates of his criminal associates. And, all thirty eight of them were dead either at the hands of other mobsters, the hands of law enforcement. He said met didn't count all the ones in prison. So he said You know job secure, job security. Wasn't that great? He said, he said he didn't want to be number thirty nine. On that list. Get over that. Made it as those scary more likely rock. Band faded. Scared, zipped up that cash money. So. Right. Well, is about nine o'clock here may got anymore questions for. Me Or for really questioned by comment just came across the podcast cold mob out and I don will stick Elvis old and just found it or if it's new I, heard you on the Gary. But if nobody else is listening to, it's great is very interesting. Kid Works Las Vegas Review Journal read read, but he did this in connection with the Bob Museum and he did What Ted are episode or have zone series on. This whole time advice baguettes. I was GONNA say. I recently came across a video someone took frank store in video it's about an hour and a half. Go back. Inside Yeah. Heard about him wash Erba. I hadn't heard about that one after lead for that link up on my facebook page. Guys be sure and I started new facebook pages have small would just people that listen to podcasts and I think there's only thirty very people are not WanNa. Keep it small other West got like nine thousand people are just notice the other day but this a smaller where we can have more a little work interaction. With each other and that more moreover discussion without having any buggering moron jeff on their less rats comments. But they hate. The worst comments on Youtube though I swear to God? On. Youtube. Comments like old by God people manual. Hey Gary, thanks for doing this man denny. Jesus. Thanks a lot I mean. Asked any here Danny? exists been. I'm real tickled to change talk to you guys. Don't forget frank is greatest kitchen hits and the informant than just you know about the informant. I don't think. I. Mentioned this earlier that. These diese this guy was tipster hung out at the upper crush and. Do they would give the hole in the wall gang information on drug dealers to knock over they would know who had a lot of drugs and. Then, the Davino and Franken boys would. Do Burglaries. And then they would give these guys they're cut for the tip to tip money. And on one occasion they hit or held a good score. and. One of the other guys. Said well, you know. Why do we have to tell how much we got? Why don't we was a little bit. Chip based on the lower amount. So they did these guys knew it the the tipsters knew it that they get screwed so they decided that They knew where the where the drugs were stashed. Under the guise goes over and burglarize cranks how It feels the drugs. Drugs back. And Then he comes to conclusion ceases relishes. They're gonNA know. You know because his his cohort. told him don't take anything but drugs is going to be other merchandise and stuff in there and jewelry but don't take any of that stuff just take the drugs. So this guy says that did the burglary says they're gonNA know damn. Well, it was an inside job I mean, why would anybody leave all the other loot and just you know walk out with this spaying drugs. Should he comes to conclusion that. Prank. It'll Prankul kelemen frank figures out. Who had had to be? And he should've it's going to be meager frank. We both can't survive this. Ago. So him and his buddy decided maybe they'll maybe they'll not frank and Tony off they're putting together a plan. In the upper crushed to kill Franken Tony. An end the guys determines he should when push game too shabby said I'm not a killer I can't I can't do it. You know I know it'd be the way out but I can't do it. So he said, the only other way is to take frank down. Let the law take down. Should we can take metro secret witness. And Says I. I. GOTTA deal for. You. And that's how guy ended up. Becoming an informant I from Metro and and they turn them over to the FBI and the federal prosecutor. So. He went through that anyway. Frank calls me one day last August. Just a year ago and he says she he was on my story last night. I says. His name a nice job who the hell's he I never heard this guy before. He said he's the guy that was the informant brought us down I. Thought, he knew everything there was to know about about that era I said, how did this get by? Not. The kind of thing, talk about all the time so I I would wish to hell I'd have been in that car there must have been quite you know here's a guy that. There was informed against you as a then he made it back. Ok. So yeah I said. Easter we talked is in fact I want to tell you to read your book you want to work with them on it. So Frank, set me up with this With this guy to do the informant, the informant saw. Well, check the publishers now be out by the end of the year. So that'll be to to look for their kitchen hits great greatest kitchen hits and the and the informant I'll make sure Gary knows when they're out so. Wash. podcast on the facebook pages. Thanks a lot. I really appreciate your your general. Star Bill is Danny took me under his wing and he lied me up all witnesses all those up a store judge the videotape in Las Vegas for my first movie and and he's always been there for me by any questions or one is no. Longer. needed. You think did he was always there for me is a good guy. I appreciate you, Denny. Well, thank you, Gary. Good good relationship head and you're you're always there for me too. So it's a two way street. and. And I appreciate the hell out of that. Very tweeting funny enjoyed that. Great. Thank you guys. It's been a real pleasure. You know anybody who's got a question just get a hold of me and I'll answer it for if I can. And if not, I'll make something up sound. Only. Kidding only kidding. Away. My. Man. Okay prowlers goodnight it's been a real pleasure. Thank you. Everybody to care. Those. Case. Happy Birthday Larry. Did this again, you gotta eat suggestions for topics like emailed me. Maybe I get another. Guest on, we can do like this and. 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Pelosi Melts Down (Ep 1127)

The Dan Bongino Show

1:03:30 hr | 10 months ago

Pelosi Melts Down (Ep 1127)

"Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host. Dan Bongino on June. Oh Ladies and gentlemen how much worse can this impeachment hearing possibly get just when you think Adam Schiff as a representative of the Democrat. That party has hit this stupid floor. What happens hapless Jerry? Nadler nearly fell asleep during this year. I got some video. That later. Lows drew the stupid floor and hits is the stupid basement. What a colossal mess? I've got that today. I've got a great article by Jon. Solomon about some revelations. He's getting about the soon to be released released on Monday. I G report. I've got a big bald initiative. By the trump administration were excellent. They deserve a pat on the back. And hopefully we'll get to it and election twenty twenty up date with the new news that Nancy Pelosi is going to proceed with this abomination of an impeachment stack showed welcome to the Dan. Bongino show producer. Joe How are you today. Well I'm glad to be here again. Dan Yeah these are going nuts nuts. Y- you got me yesterday with a couple of people picked up on what you did if you missed rested go watch a youtube and beginning yesterday. Show and note the date and you'll figure out what happened very good jokes about it. All good and the big juicy fat thank thank you to everybody who supported Bongino report DOT Com. We had an enormous day. Steve I told you the numbers your head would. There were so many people it is now the conservative alternative turning to the drudge report BONGINO REPORT DOT COM. It is live. You all blew it up yesterday. Thank you so much all right. Let's get to the show brought to you by but he's at genucel genucell. The shamanee Shamanee. Christmas and holiday sale is officially here. 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XV XV anti wrinkle treatment it will be upgraded to priority shipping for free make this holiday season extra-special with Shamanee go to genucel dot com and her Dan thirty ready. Dan Three zero checkout. That's GENUCEL DOT COM GENUCEL DOT COM. Right Joe let's get to it. Oh No Ki- so yesterday's hearing a spectacular implosion by Jerry Nadler. I want to get some quick video. Move on you probably saw a ton of it yesterday on Cable News but I picked some highlights from you for you. Excuse me and yesterday I said given that Adam Schiff is now snooping into congressmens phone records engaged in another massive spying scandal after lying about spy gate. You'd think he'd be a little more herself aware. He got his hands on Devin. Nunes is phone records. Trump's lawyer Rudy Giuliani president. Trump's lawyer Adam Schiff is just disgusting police state tyrant. I just can't say enough awful things about how this guy is ruining the constitutional republic. He is really an awful human being. Nobody's spoken out for John Salman the reporter order at Jiffy spying on the ACLU jumped ship. They're all reporters are all like no. It's great we're all into spying now. We love the police state so I told you yesterday now now is the time to fight back. Take the gloves off. Start throwing punches enough. Bs Time to get in the game. Get into fight. The referee's not GonNa save you the other guy across the ring his rabbit punching you and he's biting your ear off and all of a sudden. He went to referee to help. He's not helping fight back. Well that started yesterday. I've got a couple of clips of Republican Congressman from Florida District Matt Gaetz who just tore in to one of these highbrow coin. toity elitist law professors. They brought up there to condescendingly. Explain to the great unwashed masses like me and Joe when everyone else in America obey how important this impeachment proceedings from Mr Purchased Stanford Law School and elsewhere so one of them decided to be a good idea to take a shot at the president son. We're not going to go too deep into that one but what Matt Gaetz had had enough of this nonsense from this Hoity toity professor and let's go to cut one Matt Gaetz dropping tactical nukes on this one. Check this out I I caroline. You gave two thousand bucks or you gave a thousand bucks to Elizabeth Warren Right. I believe so you gave twelve hundred bucks to Barack Obama. I have no reason to question that gave two thousand bucks to Hillary Clinton. That's correct I so much more for Hillary than the other two. Because I've been giving a lot of money to charity recently because of all of the poor people in the United States aren't the only those aren't the only folks you've been given two now you have you ever been on a podcast called versus trump. I I think I was on a live panel that the people who ran the podcast called versus trump on that you remember saying the following liberals tend to cluster more conservatives especially very conservative people tend to spread out more perhaps because they don't even WanNa be around themselves themselves that you say that yes they did do. Do you understand how that reflects contempt on people who are conservative. Okay so you're toity. We're supposed to take her seriously. Law Professor Professor Carlin from her academic per temperature. She's so much smarter than you. And I of the great unbathed disease the masses like you and I know she's shown much March Joe. She went to law school Joe. She went to law school so if she knows a a lot more than us now we find out not only is she a non-ideological nonpartisan actor up there to talk this passionately about how trump should be impeached. She's a monstrous Democrat donor. Writing huge checks the Democrats who thinks that conservatives hate each other and don't even WanNa live near each other perfect perfect guest perfect. You're right folks. This is exactly what we needed to sell. The American public on. How dispassionate and nonpartisan this hoax impeachment is really great great jobs? You know as I said last night on Laura Ingraham show with my Wednesday debates with Chris harm than I do and a very serious note show you and I grew up middle-class right if not like lower middle-class little yeah politics grew up as an immigrant from Columbia me grew up above a bar. Sixty fourth place at Myrtle Avenue in Glendale Glendale. I wouldn't say we grew up wealthy. We do okay now. But I wouldn't say we grew up wealthy. How do you think this message from Hoity? Toity Wadey professor making fun of Trump's child talking about the amount of Sonian round national all over when we can read the transfer. How how do you think this cells to a mechanic in Pennsylvania or a coal miner in west? Virginia the answer is it. Doesn't they're probably flipping you the double barrel Middle Finger Finger and laughing at you imbeciles in this snooze festival hearing with no oil filled. Men Noah professor emeritus as Squire Esquire Wireline Bradley Moss from yesterday Professor Carlin from Stanford. I'm not sure she's ever had a real job but yes she's there to tell you how dumb you wall are and how the President committed high crime she has no actual evidence of it gets worse. Yeah here's Matt Gaetz number number two who thankfully again gloves off folks. An icy nice time is over. We gotta be careful. We don't offend. And by the way can I just say Matt did a great job. Congressman Gates did an excellent job and a lot of other ones. They do. Louie Gohmert Jim Jordan always good. There's just a bunch of these guys who are really gripped. Some of them though started with this unnecessary caveat. I have to say before we start. I thank you for coming and I respect. Why do you respect these people? I don't understand why you respect that. Lady Mas- Matt Gaetz. You said the Hoity toity law professor gave a podcast lecture or speech or whatever on a thing called versus trump which she talked about how conservatives. I don't even like each other and don't want to be near each other while she donated to our political opposite. Why are we supposed to respect what she says? Again I'm sorry I missed that. So thankfully here's mad gates cut number two just lacing into this professor again for some more idiocy. Check this out. No what I was talking about. There was the natural tendency if you put the quote in context the natural tendency of compactness this requirement to favor. A party whose voters are more spread out and I have on us again. I'm very very very limited on time. Professor and just have to say when you talk about how liberals want to be around each other and cluster and conservatives don't want to be around each other and so they have to spread out it makes six people you may not see this from the ivory towers of your law school but it makes actual people in this country mental. Get to interrupt me on this time. Now let we also suggest that when you invoke the president sons named here when you try to make a little joke out of referencing Barron trump that does not lend credibility to your argument. It makes you look. I mean it makes you look like you're attacking someone's family the minor child of the president of the United States. So let's see if we can get into the facts to all of the witnesses. If view have personal knowledge of a single material fact in the shift report please raise your hand and let the record reflect elect no personal knowledge of a single fact and you know what that continues on the tradition that we saw from Adam Schiff Gates uh-huh they're they are very haven't whip these out in a while of course as you watch it on youtube each dot com slash. Dan Thug life classes. Here folks is job Nice Job Matt Gaetz very very well done odd so not only is she democrat donor. Not only does she think it's funny to poke fun at the name of the president's teenage child baron. Not only does she think conservatives and I'll give her the benefit of the doubt I shouldn't she was talking about redistricting but don't even wanna live near themselves. Not only that had but now we find out also that she is just an avid Trump she just can't stand trump they god gates cut her off and shut her are. We didn't need anymore that garbage now. The most important part of that of course is the end where he asks these Hoity toity smarter than us. I guess bathed in fine wines and oils lecturers and professors at these high brow institutions. Do you actually have any evidence of any crimes firsthand knowledge that the president may have committed. Did you just hear about how smart you are. And how stupid we all are the actual voters. Will you raise your hand if you have any knowledge of any of the facts faxed directly in this case how many people raise their hands out of the four. Well for those of you not watching on the Youtube. The answer is zero a big fat doughnut and egg joke. Nothing zero none of them did so. You may be asking yourself if you are that mechanic in Pennsylvania or a coal miner in West Virginia or Alabama. Or whatever you may do architect landscaper carpenter truckdriver but you actually work for a living ving unlike these purpose. Sorry it's you maybe ask yourself. Then what the hell were they doing there. The answer is they were blowing up this impeachment. Probe even though the Democrats think they do in the doing themselves a favor folks. So you understand. The silly strategically Democrats really believe by getting a bunch of high brow. Academics academics up there to explain the mechanics of impeachment. Although they have no direct knowledge of what happened in this actual case none they really believe this was going to change hearts and minds. I'll get to more of that later in the election. Two Thousand Twenty update. How badly this is imploding in their faces folks? I'm telling you I used to think the Democrats were smarter than this I did. I've said it on the show many times times how I disagree with them. But I've always always been concerned about their brilliant tactical strategies to isolate and marginalize Republicans. That's out the window throw it out. They just they have lost. It completely are so enraged by trump that they have lost their Lodestar here. They're guiding light. They are off the path completely and absolutely blowing their electoral chances. And for those you say. Don't give them advice folks believe me. It doesn't matter Barack Obama I may himself has tried to give them advice to get back on the beaten path and they are completely ignoring it because they are enraged by trump as evidenced by Pelosi. This morning we're we're going to move forward. Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead. Full speed ahead now clip number three from from Matt Gaetz. Who sums it up brilliantly here so we're talking about foreign interference in the election? And and wiretaps and stuff. Maybe we're dealing with the wrong walk. Maybe where president check this out. This great. And you know what if wiretapping political opponents. I look for general because maybe it's a different president. We take time has expired Mississippi leany own. Yep Well we do know somebody who spied on. And there were wiretaps maybe not in the traditional tapping alligator clips sense but there was most definitely spying warrants issued on a campaign but that payments Donald Trump's campaign by the Barack Obama Administration. Maybe we should reverse impeach Barack Obama's good job Congressman Matt Gates. Nice now really. Well done all right. I've got one more here. This is Louie Gohmert. who was the judge? The reason I put up he's another warrior and Louie Gohmert. Republican congressman from Texas was an actual judge who probably has real world I experience in an actual job unlike the practice Sharia who was up there yesterday the three knuckleheads plus John Curley. Who did a great job? Louie gohmert where does actual experience in the real world doing real cases as a judge and he brings up an interesting point. How this is a this is a case based on hearsay Joe it's a case of hearsay about hearsay? Check this the evidence is a bunch of hearsay on hearsay. That anybody here had tried cases before of enough magnitude you would know you can't rely on hearsay on hearsay. But we have experts who know better than the accumulated experience of the ages. So here we are and I would submit. We need some factual witnesses. We do not need to receive a report that we don't have a chance to read before this hearing Joe it very funny. I just caught that Joe said I hear you Joe. I heard you hear me and Paula heard me here. You hear me so Paul is going to be the witness so well I just got even before it's a hearsay about hearsay. Naturally Louie Gohmert Mr about hearsay. So Paula heard me respond to Joe. who heard someone else say I hear you and Joseph I hear you based on what he overheard someone else? So Paul is going to be the witness this case a joke it total farce Gohmert who is an actual judge with real world. Experience is totally completely. Gets it nice job. Louie Gohmert now Paul. Can you play that clip and Nadler. Now listen I hate to do this because I know it's always being audio shelf I but I'm I'm getting a little dry. A little tired mistakenly took a sleeping pill before before the show. I thought it was a vitamin and go his stuff. It's getting eh obviously messing with that. I think is sleeping bill for the show deeply. Sorry but please YouTube dot com slash by Geeta. We just sit back and play the video. Jerry Nadler who actually was falling to sleep courtesy the trump war room with a falling asleep doering yesterday with somebody hit me. Somebody Vibrant Somebody Expresso. Double Apple shot quadruple shot. I heard someone heard someone who heard someone else. Tell me there was an expresso machine in the congressional a congressional toilet. Could someone go get Komo triple shot expand. Maybe a Cappuccino on the side triple Caramel macchiato. He can't even stay up during his own. Snooze Fest Folks Listen To me please. Check out the bonds. I it's video. I don't want it because there's a song in the background it would confuse everyone. Please check and it's like it's just ten seconds or just Google Nadler Sleeping and watch him falling asleep. Folks listen to me. I told you in the beginning I thought Adam Schiff was the absolute floor of incompetence incompetence. Couldn't you can get any worse. It is clear now. A almost pains me to say this that Nadler maybe even more incompetent than schiff jokes. This this guy had one job matter. Just one you at this day of hearings to just stay away dude. You at one reminds me when I was the secret. Service agent on midnights when you're on post outside the hotel door during the UN and the leader of Pakistan is behind that door. You have one job Joe for that twenty minutes an in our door on midnight. What's the job Joe? Keeps your weight. Thanks Joe was on radio at like four o'clock walk in the morning when they first started and they moved to five. Am Joe was the executive producer for radio. I promise you if Josiah's and hit a switch on live radio it's going it'd be really bad. ARMACOST had one job stayaway dude at the callers when they call in or else the show goes off the air. It's not hard folks. Get yourself and get yourself whatever some coffee. I don't care what you gotTa do Jerry. Stay awake door and your old here. It's embarrassing. Oh my gosh all right because I don't want to bathe you in this nonsense roll getting dumber for hearing. It's just one more quick tweet from Benny Johnson. which is a good one in worth your time Benny? Johnston works over turning point there. There's a congressman now. Jim Banks who is now asking Senator Lindsey Graham who member the Senate's and it's in charge of the trial because we're majority now so senator Graham's going to have some ability in the committee on that side to dictate what happens in this impeachment. Trial says Senator Era. Excuse me representative. Banks is asking Senator Graham to subpoena the call records for Adam Schiff former VP. Joe Biden and his son hunter as well as the attorney for Ukraine whistleblower. So blow mark. Safe Listen Ladies and gentlemen. This has to be done. I don't ask a lot of favors of you're right. We put books out. I ask you to check them out. I ask you to check out my youtube you too. But I don't ask a lot of favors on the side like side hustles or anything. I'm asking you for a favor. Now turn the volume up. Everybody body needs to email Lindsey Graham or call his office. You know we'll be cool about it. We're not liberals. Of course we're not the anti aircraft email L. or call his office Lindsey Graham and we need to ask that this happened. Ask Nicely but ask firmly if you can't when I mean you know you're all adults were not ANTIFA where conservatives. We actually have heads on our shoulders. He needs to do that. Adam Schiff wants to play. We're going to spy on the call records words of Devon Nunez and trump's lawyer president trump's lawyer. That's okay you do that Adam. Let's see how you like it now when we subpoena your call records body. And what about the whistle blows dirty. How about the whistle blower was called records? Can we throw those in there too. We can't we. Can we can stop asking the REF for help the other guys punching you in the nets. It's time to fight back. I'm asking you what the greatest of respect and humility recall in z-grams office or emails. Office and say. Hey we on this. I hope you're doing this. Because we need those call records. We need to see about Adam shifts collusion. How who he was talking to fair very game now folks shift said so man? Thank right Joe Fair enough I would think you all's fair in love and war and the loved parts ended a long time ago. All right folks. Today's show also brought to you by buddies at nets. Sweet man. 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Jim Okay Stack showed a so much going on an excellent piece by John. Solomon John Solomon reports. It'll be up at Bongino reports. It'll be at the show notes and again i. I asked that you subscribe to through our email list Bongino dot com slash newsletter. We will get you these stories every day links so beyond the Bongino report Nelson what. We'd really appreciate that. This article will be there as well. John Solomon the ten most important revelations to expect for Monday's Russia probe visor report. We're going to get that on Monday. The report by Horowitz. He's going to testify on Wednesday. Of course I that's the inspector general looking into all of the malfeasance that happened with the Obama administration spying on trump team. Now he gives ten of them. I'm not going to go to all ten because it rehashes rehashed a lot of what we discussed on the show repeatedly and it's unfair to listeners. Listen every day. I don't want to beat you up with content. I JUST WANNA be sure here. We hit some of the highlights is because it is a very good piece. It is definitely worth your time. Please Goad Bongino report or Bongino DOT COM. Check this out. It is definitely worth your time. Let's go through some of the big ones here about what we can expect because they I'm GonNa sum this up with Khuda Gras at the end. About what what I think because I'm hearing this from multiple people and Solomon Hints Addi-. Don't WanNA tease it too much. But I'm going to get to at the end what I think the. FBI did try and clean up. Its mess before the election. It'll make sense if you let's go through the some of the bigger takeaways. I used to take away number one. Solomon says could be in this I G report folks. Just what was the degree of the misconduct. Here he says here and I quote the scope and failure of misconduct were these F. B. I.. Mistakes isolated mistake. Systemic cultural impress procedural failures or intentional acts involved in the investigation and the FIS warned against Carter page and the renewals for more than a year he says. I expect to Harwich which report to identify between six and twelve failures. Mistakes and acts of misconduct. These will range from serious offenses of altering government documents. It's two failures to produce the courts evidence and information required to the Pfizer process. The large number of problems if confirm should be a wakeup call to the FBI BI and those who provide oversight of its activity. Solomon's Being Nice here ladies and gentlemen what he's getting at is we have to understand the difference. Evanston misfeasance Amalfi Seasons misfeasance would be you know saying intentionally not doing something when you know. It's the right thing to do in other words gem welcome a- Joe Joe Falls on the sidewalk and I keep walking. It's misfeasance it's the wrong thing to do. But I didn't cause Joe to fall still wrong but there are degrees of depravity right malfeasance season would be. I pushed joe down the sidewalk. He goes to get up and I punched him in the face to keep them down obviously a far advanced degree of depravity. The question Solomon's getting getting at here is if this report is going to point out. Six to twelve major screw-up by the FBI. Were these intentional screw ups. And I think he's being nice by framing framing that way or where these mistakes now joe I think he kind of foreshadows that these are going to be deemed malfeasance not misfeasance say higher degree of depravity avenue wide. Because if you read halfway through what I told you the quote from the report he says some of it involved deliberate doctoring of FBI documents used to spy on People People Ladies and gentlemen if you deliberately alter an email like has been alleged. We've heard this story about these allegations against FBI. Lawyer Kevin Kline Smith who is intimately involved in this this case. If that's the case that he deliberately altered evidence than folks it's not misfeasance malfeasance and this dude could be a whole world of trouble we've kind of covered that ground before four but the takeaway from that is. Let's see. How Horowitz frames it? Does he frame it as misfeasance hall lady fell on the Sidewalk. And they didn't help or war malfeasance. No push that lady down. Why does this matter big about it folks? We're in a political war right now. Hope you don't think otherwise. Political wars required a move people politically in your direction. This I report frame. Oh you want it's just an inspector general agnostic. One for no. It's it's not. It's a political document. Why because both sides of this are going to make it one? Not because Horowitz's political. This is a political document. The phrasing of the document is GonNa matter and if we know. They pushed the guy on the sidewalk because they deliberately altered emails malfeasance. And it's framed this misfeasance. I'll we don't know how she felt waking God now no no. I'm trying to prep hugh to get ready for this. We're in a political war. Nothing's going to be easy here. Don't expect a Harwich support on Monday to drop in the Democrats go okay. We confess re spied they. Won't they're liars by trade and they have the media behind him. That's what they do. They lie. I'm trying to get you ready for what's coming. Second Takeaway was exculpatory evidence withheld. Again definition of exculpatory. Evidence was evidence of Carter Page and George Popadopoulos. We know Carter page. There was a warrant to spy on him because they thought they were probable cause he was acting in violation of US law. We have a foreign agents serious charge but was exculpatory evidence about Carter Page in their quoting examines piece the issue of whether the FBI failed to tell the Pfizer court judges as required folks about evidence of innocence. Concerning some of the Americans targeted it has been raised for more than a year by key members of Congress like newness and Mark Meadows. He expects the identify scope. Worry statements made by key figures Popadopoulos to an undercover informant. That we're not properly disclosed to the court a second revelation to watch is whether the FBI possess similar evidence of innocence involving page age that was not disclosed. Ladies and gentlemen. This'll be huge huge. It is your obligation as a federal agent was one. I've explained this to you before to disclose close exculpatory evidence. The defense if I have evidence Joe was in California on Tuesday December. Whatever third or fourth earth and? I'm accusing him of robbing a bank on the same day in New York and I don't tell the defense stat. Oh My Gosh Ladies and gentlemen you have no idea how disqualify Alafaya. You probably be fired from you. I'm not kidding I'm not being hyperbolic it is a big be. FD Big deal. If they knew and had evidence Carter page was not a Russian agent based on his own statements and Popadopoulos was innocent and failed to tell the judge that ladies and gentlemen. I'm telling you it will be a cataclysmic shift. If that evidence gets out there the Democrats Democrats say love the police. It doesn't matter but it'll be ammunition for us to continue this fight. It's not going to be easy right. In the interest of time that's another another takeaway from Solomon's piece. was there derogatory information about steel this along when I'm not going to go through the whole thing but this gets interesting Solomon keeps hinting. If this and I'm hearing this from someone someone else to ladies and gentlemen there may be information out there that as far back as twenty fifteen Christopher's Steele's credibility was being question. Shen about people in the United Kingdom where Christopher Steele was headquartered in worked as an agent of mix folks. This is a big deal will if this was not again. Disclose to the Pfizer. Report record. That the main informed they were using Christopher Steele was not credible credible according to his own people and according to the information they couldn't verify this is huge. It again means someone what up in front of a judge raise their right hand and swore information was true they knowingly knew was false. Is it going to be framed this misfeasance or malfeasance. That's a big deal. Well this is a political fight ahead make no mistake. I get these emails a lot Dan. I'm ready to give up the Democrats. Don't want to admit you thought we're going to admit it. These they're liars. So is the media there. Police State hacks thought they'd just get all troll over and emit. We finally did what we did. No I'm sorry but it's not gonna be that easy all right. Here's the what I was hinting at before he was kind of a Khuda grata. This this is what I think is the most important takeaway. It's kind of like got through those quickly. They're important points the prior three again. You can read the full piece for more from John Salomon's report and when did the FBI. I learned Christopher. Christopher Steele might be leaking to the media the FBI ended its informant relationship with steel November. I twenty sixteen a little all over a week after using his dossier to support the FIS award and the reason they did so was because agents had concluded he improperly leaked to the news media eh but did the F. B.. I know or have reason to suspect that problem before the first phase of warrant stay tune. Okay let me translate that for you I could sense. Joe May be a little law as well so you ought to do yes translate. Do you went on hearings going. hokey notes. I'm not sure the FBI really fired. Steel on November I. I'm not sure they fired Christopher Steele on November first because as they say he leaked to the media. Either you know what. Let let me show this New York Times article. I make my promise. I'll tie this up way. Remember when they said they fired him. Joe November I twenty sixteen because he was leaking to the media. Christopher Steele are sore should have been talking to the media. Wow you guys are so great the FBI. Thanks for doing it. What's the date on this New York slimes piece October? Thirty First Twenty sixteen gene. Joe That is there are thirty one days. Thirty two just Checnnya thirty-one thank you thank you. It was just shy. I get confused so November first is the day after October. Tober thirty I write me again. Just checking thank you. Thank you Joe. Joe Is like Copernicus yeah that was just awesome New York Times article the day before the FBI allegedly the fire steel. I'm sure that would happen. The Headline Investigating Donald Trump. FBI sees no clear link to Russia. Wait what hold on your confusing me the FBI saying they fired steel on November. First 'cause he was the leaker so how does this make them look bad. That's gre- leaked and they got rid of a source leaked and did the wrong thing. Now you're saying that the New York Times themselves Dave four reported that Russian thing was basically hoax. Well here's a piece from that New York Times article. I'm actually I'm going to read to you Yeah they did actually quote New York Times October. Thirty First Twenty Sixteen law enforcement officials say that none of the investigation nations so far. None of the investigation. So far to repeat that have found any conclusive a direct link between Mr Trump and the Russian government by the way folks. It's the same New New York Times that just weeks later start promoting the collusion hoax. It goes on and even the hacking into the DNC emails FBI. Intelligence officials now believe was aimed that disrupting the presidential election rather than electing Mr trump whole we That's The Times on October. Thirty first the day before the FBI allegedly fired steel. What's going on here folks? Well my sources are telling me this was a clean up on our for. He used to work in a four. And this is a clean up on our four operate. Cleanup I'll four. You're October thirty first is before or after the election of Donald Trump. Of course it's before this election days on Tuesday in November her. Why would the New York Times right apiece right before Election Day? That they were basically the collusion hoax is a hoax. You folks you read. I didn't manipulate. That's The New York Times over. There's no link to Russia. Don't worry about this joe serious. I'm not putting you on the spot. I wanted honesty Israel. I'm just asking you to speculate. Why would the times basically give Donald Trump and his team pass on the collusion hoax a week before the election? Honestly don't know idea no idea idea the audience is probably saying the same thing exactly. That's what I'm saying. Where are you going Bro? Well my sources telling me. They did that because the FBI was absolutely crystal clear that Hillary Clinton would win and wanted to clean up the whole operation. Make pretend and they wanted to be able to go back after when member. Hillary Clinton's GONNA win everybody's sure of it and when it because it's GonNa leak at some point they investigate inspired on the trump team Hillary's you understand that right somebody was going to leak this. Yeah yeah the. FBI leaks to the Times before the election. No no no. This is all a hoax so that years later when it leaks that they investigated investigated trump and hillary is up for re election. The FBI can say no no. No we didn't alter the election. Look The New York Times. Even reported trump was okay right before the look we even even help them right right right thank you now. Does the November first firing air course. Because I'm not even sure they fired steel jio make sense. It's the same strategy. They wanted to be able to go back after the election. And say no no the informant informant. Who lied about that dossier? Two years ago remember Hillary's president. She's up for Re election in twenty twenty story. Holy Crap did the two thousand sixteen election altered because they spied on Donald trump president. Hillary Clinton can you answer that question. No no no. Don't worry. They fired that Guy November first before the election. They fired him and look even the New York Times reported on October thirty. First that this thing was all a hoax trump had a free pass. It didn't affect the election and Audience Budge Joe. You get you pick it up. When I'm down your preemptive? Yeah they were sure of themselves. Of course they were preempted because right after election day flipped the script right back to the opposite story not trump colluded with the Russians. The evidence everywhere they just wrote it was a hoax folks. They thought Hillary would win someone at the FBI leak that story before the election to make sure if it ever got out in the future the malfeasance police state spying operation they initiated against the trump campaign. If they ever got out in the future nobody could use the argument. Well impact the election within the New York Times cleared him before the election. We're all good and we even fired steal the next day. which really? Because that's funny. He was talking to Bruce or who is passing information. FBI AGENT GOP. After they fired him must be the greatest job in the world. You get fired you get the return the next day. Amazing how that works out. Joe Your Fire. I'll see you tomorrow. See Tomorrow Dan Tomorrow. Buddy talk talk giving you a raise. Tomorrow you're fired raised tomorrow. See You tomorrow but that was fun. Yeah fired and FBI terms. I bring back the next day. Get ready get ready. I've Telegu that's the story here. We'll see how much Horowitz digs into that. That New York Times article is a cleanup on. How Al for so that the FBI has story for president? Hillary Clinton as to why they're spying operation on their spying. Operation Trump. Didn't alter the election and give the White House so she wouldn't have this stain on her presidency. And that's also why. Christopher Steele was fired on November first allegedly and. I believe that's why Solomon who is well sourced in this says stay tuned at the end of that tidbit. That was great. I love that Cardi. We gotta cut that. There's one of my favorite customers uh-huh self-praise things but I love that because people are telling me that and I've been itching to get that out Solomon gave us an opening all right. 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The trump administration is doing like their commitment to get NATO to spend more money in our collective global defense which trump who successfully did overseas and the trump administration Australian while the Democrats are doing their silly dobie impeachment hoax based on false information and a fake quid pro quo. That didn't happen. The trump administration's reforming the entire food stamps snap process all while the Democrats are doing their silly Jerry. Now they're sleeping act on their appeasement hoax. Check this out. Great Story by The Wall Street Journal hat tip to the trump administration on on this election. Two Thousand Twenty up. They cut next other journalists pizza. The trump administration basically is tired of the United States government. Paying out food stamps snap it benefits Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program to people who can work visas title food stamps and good times. The jobless rate is three point six percent said what better time to review work requirements. Folks listen I am not against not against the the L. P. People out of struggle. I'm not I preferred be done through charity. The government is grotesquely inefficient. Anything me government touches it wrecks the government actually creates poverty. It destroy it really does destroyed my wife and I donate to charity Panama. Look at me everybody. Does you all do great. Charity can handle a better but put up this piece in. There is no no excuse whatsoever to take money from hardworking people. Joe Mad at the website me or Paula Khawla to give it to able bodied people. Who just don't want to work? So the trump administration said no thanks. We're not GONNA do that. They're changing the work requirements for able able bodied adults from the Journal. These changes will take effect in April by twenty twenty one. The AG Department expects it nearly one point one million additional people will face these new work requirements and Georgia fifty nine thousand. We'll meet the standards about eighty. Five thousand will be pregnant or deemed unfit for work so it doesn't apply to them. State discretionary exemptions will cover or another fifty four thousand that we've six hundred eighty eight thousand people projected to lose food stamps less than two percent of the programs thirty six million beneficiaries as as of August. Remember that the changes won't affect parents. Let me read this again because liberals have a tough time with this because they're liars remember at the changes will not affect parents disabled or anyone over fifty folks if you are in able bodied adult adult with no kids who's not disabled or pregnant under the age of fifty get off your ass and go to work. What the Hell am I paying you four? Seriously you're Joe. I mean I know what you do. Joe's did up. I gotTa send the mccaw Talk. Poor guy didn't even get a weekend off. I send them on Sunday night for Monday. Show why aren't you working with a serious question. All right right. We should be helping people out of struggling disabled folks I again. I believe it should be done through charity but helping general. Maybe People Bluer injured. I have fine. You want to work that out. People who lost their jobs you WANNA work it out to charity and private organizations local government. Yes good idea idea under fifty able bodied adults who are not disabled or pregnant. And don't have kids. What the hell's your excuse use to get to work? Get to work. Jarvis truck learned carpentry. Go back to school and learn how to be election. Reach tool yourself like Joe did from terrestrial radio to digital podcast than using these tools tools we have get to work. Go to work off the couch. The verdict is in. Get off your ass go to work. You have no excuse you what's your excuse. You don't feel like it. My toenails to laugh to clip them. Today what's your. I don't understand what you're excuses that I should should pay you. I'm not interested. Oh man that's harsh Okay to pad. You're darn right. Go find on your work boots. Clap them together to get the dirt out of it. If you even have that and get to work you can't say that no I can and will and why because I want to be mean and I want to be harsh and this is very unchristian. No it is Christian teach Amanda Fish. Remember that one yeah folks. There is nothing benevolent kind or philanthropic. Pick about teaching a man that other people will work for him while he sits on his rump and watches reruns of beachfront mansion on. HGTV BTV get off your butt and go to work but how starve starve. He'll find a job. There are seven million job openings. In the United States there are only six million people unemployed able to work right. Now there are more openings than people. You'll find the job. Dude get off your butt and get to work good for the trump administration nation. Six hundred eight thousand people who are able body but no kids and not disabled. You're paying them. You're paying for their McDonald's every night Gimme a break man get to work polly get nervous over their way. Okay okay sometimes we. My wife gets nervous when I go on these little things. You can see it on that. Is that your son. She's got a Turtleneck on. She said I go like this. All right finally our election twenty twenty updating like on a quick cut. Nancy Pelosi this morning just a disaster if she wants to move forward in this impeachment but I want you to hear the way. She frames that she is just she has to know. She is walking off a political political suicide. I don't know what she's doing. Here's Nancy Pelosi. It's morning right before we got in the check this out because he is trying to corrupt once again the election for his own benefit. The president has it's engaged in abusive power undermining our national security and jeopardizing. The integrity of our elections is actions are in defiance of the the vision of our founders. And the office that he takes to preserve protect and defend the constitution of the United States sadly but with confidence and humility was allegiance to our founders and her heart full of love for America. Today I'm fine asking our chairman to proceed with articles of impeachment Joe with love and humility. Nancy Pelosi in in humility should never ever be the same sentence ever under no circumstances O. Two's those two words should ever be co joined in the same sentence. Maybe even the same book paragraph or even in the lifetime of speaking having effigy catch what she said some of you caught it. Some of you may not have. She's moving forward with impeachment. Isn't actually the shocker. In that clip the reason I cut that clip. The way it did I did send it to Joe. Joe Does Not just send them timestamps. She said something in the beginning. Damn the torpedoes full Sh- repeat ahead head. What did she say catch? She said we have to do this. Because we don't want him to impact the upcoming election. Oh no new narrative alert new narrative alert new narrative. Alert get ready. I told you about the Turkey thing. That's coming soon. Not Gobble Gobble Turkey. The next thing will be trump colluded with Turkey. I told you about that last week. Here's the Democrat through narrow. Pelosi is not stupid. She is being politically only stupid but she's not dumb. Make no mistake. Don't underestimate your political opponents. Pelosi knows that this is going to go to the Senate and they are gonNA they get crushed. There's a good chance they will. Even the Senate trial impeachment is just impeachment is an article gets forward to the Senate. The Senate actually conducts the trial to remove the president. There is zero chance. Donald Trump will be removed from office. There is a damn good chance that Democrats we'll vote in the trial in the Senate against removing him remember they need this upwards of ten ten Republicans are more To agree to impeach the president they need sixty seven. It is never going to happen. They need thirteen to be precise. It's never going to happen. I guarantee you. They will lose. Probably even one Democrat. Maybe one maybe more. This will be eight humiliating face plan for Pelosi. Well Dan. How's this tie into the? This is going to impact twenty twenty. They're all ready setting it up one. Stay lose they will seamlessly move new narrative alert they will. I'll say what joe well. Donald Trump's interference in Ukraine means. He's probably doing this with other countries to so we need call records from his other other countries to to make sure he's not asking them for help in the election market member pretty woman work it own it work it owned voted on this one. She's laughing back there. One of my favorite yeah. I watched that movie so I grapple went to take me on question. Let's go we'll doing kidding folks. I'm not that much Ebay work own. This is one hundred percent where they're going they're gonNA lose. Trump is not not being removed. Forget it so their new narrative is going to be well. We can't be sure he's not trying to steal the two thousand twenty election folks. We're GONNA I need these other. Call records Turkey Creek. Black is Stan. We're GONNA need all of these call records because we can't trust the president. He's obviously using foreign governments impact. Pack the upcoming election to mark time stamp fifty to fifty one. What we got on the election twenty twenty update showing you? How brutally unpopular this impeachment thing is good piece of Washington examiner by eighty scare? You Get up in the show notes subscribe to my newsletter Bungee Dot com slash newsletter. I'll send you these great stories everyday. Washington examiner eighty scary. This impeachment is too complicated to win over independent voters. That should worry Democrats. Yeah as Eddie shows that the end ladies gentlemen. This impeachment is bombing on them exactly where they needed to succeed. Joe Simple question. Do you think having this impeachment go over big and New Yorker California's GonNa sway the election. Not a trick no. I don't of course it won't because Joe knows as a savvy consumer of political content on this show every day that New York and California Vote Democrat. It's electoral college election and nobody cares. That's right you need the impeachment to go the right way in the swing states. Well quoting Eddie Scary Gary in his piece today impeachment isn't going the way the Democrats had hoped for support for it eroding among independent voters in swing states it Wisconsin support for it among independents exact. Just forty four percent in October. That's before the main witnesses began after those hearings support fell fell down for liberals. Have a tough time with directional things. Support fell by four points that was after their best shot folks support for impeachment it has been at best anemic in every other swing state according to The Washington. Post uh again. I love being ahead of the news cycle. We have great sources here. Tired of back to Pelosi Pelosi knows this thing is a disaster. She's not stupid or why she doing it. Then because her caucus is crazy and she he wants to stay speaker and they're all nuts. Apparently she went in front of him. Yesterday this is what I'm hearing and Said Ladies and gentlemen if you're going to go forward with impeachment and you have anything to speak out against you better say it now because tomorrow I'm giving his presser. which was this morning but you just heard and they all said yes damn the torpedoes full steam ahead ahead? The beatings will continue until morale improves. Your right to pre Dr this. This is like political suicide and they are just walking off the. Here's the cliff for the whole thing you don't see the gavel thing here. Here's cliff her. She doesn't care. She wants to stay speaker. She knows this is political suicide so she's already setting setting up narrative to well if we can't beat him in the swing states on these calls on impeachment will lose the removal. We'll we'll face plant on impeachment. 'cause he won't be removed lose humiliatingly in the Senate so at least Joe we can say well. The president may be still colluding I told you before. We're going to need those phone records to that's next election. Twenty Twenty Update Number Three Wall Street Journal really great piece. Excellent well done listen. Trump's approval may not be the highest of any president elect but James Freeman says the journal. Today there is the Reagan Standard piece entitled Trump in the Reagan Standard. But what is the Reagan Standard folks. Remember that famous commercial Ronald Reagan Ran. Are you better off now. Remember that yeah well when you ask people that question. Are you better off now than you were. Four years ago the Journal has some interesting results. Because when you answer that question Yes ladies and gentlemen. This is a pretty good chance you're going to get reelected and reelected handling we'll see. I'm trying to stay out of the predictions business but from this piece smile a little bit on this one economist. YouGov poll asked Americans question. Are you better off now than you work for years ago. The Reagan Standard the famous question he asked among registered voters fifty percent folks say yes and just thirty two percent say no MA seventeen percent. Say they're not sure not looking good for the Democrats folks your impeachments collapsing and face planting swing states swing states. You need to win win the Electoral College College. You ask voters how they're feeling about the how their lives. You better off than you were four years ago. Fifty percent of them say yes and by the way seventy percent are still persuadable. Only thirty thirty two percent say no Pelosi. You think I gotta I mean a self deprecating. I love my show but this isn't cryptic hidden information. It's in the Wall Street Journal today you Pelosi and our strategists don't know this that's why they're setting up narrative numbers seven thousand four hundred twenty-six trump's impacting the next election to because they know they're going to face plant massively on this thing shocking. WE'RE GONNA get to wall this nice on election. Twenty Twenty update story is important. It's been so much spy gate stuff going on. We missed out folks the Democrats. It's going to get very chaotic. Call Rove good piece get ready for a contested convention. Today's Wall Street Journal. What is he talking about? Let me just some. This KUBOTA would've complicated piece. So let me give it to you in a nutshell. The Democrats in the Obama Hillary primary. Remember that one. Not The reelect Obama didn't have a primary in the really not a serious one. We're talking about the Obama Hillary primary when he's running against John McCain do you remember ember the chaos that erupted remember that what right to the end before Hillary bowed out and there was this chaos about at the Democrat convention about the Super Delegates. It's a little complicated. Rove does a good job explaining. I'll put a snippet up from the peace in a moment but the controversy was this the Democrats. Let's have these party elders. These these Siahaan so the Democrat Party that they're not beholding to the primary. Hi Mary vote in other words whether Obama Hillary won a primary in their state the super delegates show these party elders. They can do whatever they want. So so the Democrats freaked out in two thousand because they were like listen. Neither one of these guys are ladies. Obama Hillary is running away from this. There's going to be a brokered convention mentioned meeting. There isn't a nominee yet at the convention which we're not used to see in folks. They haven't had won the Democrat Party since nineteen fifty two. I think Rove writes. That's a long time talking about seventy the years usually you go to the convention nominee John Kerry Barack Obama. You get it Michael Dukakis if you go to a brokered convention and these super delegates aren't beholden to the primary voters and could do whatever they want. The fear was that they were GonNa Snub Obama because because the Clinton machine and like greased the skids. You know what I mean. So the Democrats instituted to prevent they rebel. You following me Joe to prevent a rebellion because the voters the voters want to believe they pick the nominee not the super delegates ions the Democrats in response to this. They said this also affected Bernie too by the way they said. We're going to institute a new rule that the super delegates cannot vote at convention on the first ballot. They don't jump into the second one well as row points out in this piece. Well you may get to a second ballot where the super delegate problems uh-huh gonNA come back again quote call Rove it could even get more splintered. He's talking about the convention. If the major candidates lurking right below the fifteen fifteen percent threshold and New Hampshire Nevada South Carolina. Get a little wind in their cells unless someone gets huge momentum with big early wins the democratic race could had remained fractured through march making it. mathematically impossible for any candidate to waltz into Milwaukee where convention is with the first ballot majority. Listen I know shouting frauds awful. We're not supposed to celebrate other people's fairly quiet. This is a Nelson months moment. If I ever saw one these numskulls who just got over this scandal about super delegates picking the Democrat nominee rather than voters are now going to run into the same super delegate elegant problem because the field is clogged and none of these horrible candidates can run away on a first ballot vote and super delegates going to pick them again. What does that mean for you? It means deliciously that this happens that the Democrat activists I'm telling you will revolt again the Sandinistas and all the other ones. They're GONNA go crazy. When the super delegates ions pick the nominee and shelved them and there's a strong likelihood they're going to pass on the general election? Where good you guys? Don't want our votes votes in the primary where good in a General Job Democrats. We should all nominate you for the trump twenty twenty war room election board. Could they screw this up any worse. My Gosh you think Hillary Science by Cya under Bar sars-like that saw Dr who sang that. 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Episode 26: Fapping

Bill and Frank Eat Pop Culture

1:20:00 hr | 8 months ago

Episode 26: Fapping

"The in the bill and Frank E. Pop culture. I am frank and with me as the man the myth the concert master Baiter Bill Mazzola as long bill. How are you? I'm doing good. I mean you really had me there. I thought it was GONNA be legend as usual but no constant masturbaters which I mean mm-hmm at least at one point in my life was true. I think I think what I try to do their rope. You in you thought I was going to go right but I went right left Fisher Fisher great in the cheek. That's right I gotcha man. It's been a little while since one of these dude. I don't know I don't even know what our winner is a little longer than we thought. yeah so like November sixteenth was the last time we sat down and record. So it's been like over two months jet. It's been two months four days two months and four days of no bill and frank out in the universe while it was a busy holiday holiday season. I think things kind of got away from both of us a little bit but hopefully twenty twenty were be back and better than ever. I mean that's one way to put it. I was going to blame you one hundred percent but I'm definitely I'm parched partially at fault. I'd say you're no less than fifty percent at fault. I think that's fair. That's probably fair. Yeah I mean yeah had a lot of things in this holiday season new relationship. Shout out to my girlfriend Jen. Who is upset that she has never been mentioned engined in podcast before now in check that off the list and then there were a couple of times you were supposed to record fell asleep? So I mean there's that Yemen I And I'll tell you forty years forty years old. Hit me like a fucking freight train. I come home from work This new job that I you know I've been since May I'm just like oh I want to do is crawl on the bed and like read. Yeah I haven't been watching the on the television. You know it's just it's it's been pretty wild but I think I feel like the holidays are over. I was at Disney for ten days. That's behind behind us. It's like the winter time there's nothing else to do except put out amazing podcast. Goodness yeah which is I. I mean we're good at that. Yeah Hey so one thing. I've been meaning to tell you in since we never talk unless we do a podcast so we haven't talked for two months so so there's a commercial on TV and I think it's a think tickets state farm commercial without Rogers. No it's the one where it's like. Don't mess with my discount. That state farm right. Yeah well Aaron Rodgers was doing doing that yes but I guess they have other ones. Okay so you know the one where the guy pulls up to the light in the other guy pulls up next to him and yet Sherman Serban. It's Sherman from American Pie. The one yeah yeah Porsche. Every time every every time that commercial comes on I bill I swear to God. Francesca goes uncle bill. What every time she thinks that reflects Shurmur? They do every time in Mary. Every time just goes into like that that silent. Mary laugh where she makes. No noise and can't breathe. Listen listen what's your does your does your this Franchesca have a phone. Does she have a phone. She's five well. We need to have a conversation. I'm I'm much better looking in the terminator. I'll have I feel like I feel like you're a perfect mix of the Sherman ater in Chuck. DT FROM AWA wrestling. I don't know him good enough. Yeah he he's he's transit agency that much. I feel like I'm much closer to Jamie Kennedy Than Sherman her. Oh I never saw that like scream to Jamie Kennedy like. That's what I look like in college but anyway I had to tell you that I thought it was so funny so now every time I see it I just I like I. Don't even see the Sherman. I just see you when's it. It's the weirdest coincident and so you know the commercials that are out now for slow fees slow motion selfies slow fees. I think I saw at once. The the new iphone eleven can take slow Mo selfies Chelsea video. So there's one where there's a dude with a beard in a sprinkler and he's taking a Selfie of the of the water coming down on his head and Francy says that looks like uncle frank being an idiot so I mean I listen. I want us to repair the guy in the slow fee. Commercial is a little heavy. Don't w a beard. I think that she equates with. That's all right. I I went through a phase where people would come up to me and ask me if I was Jack Black so I know I. I'm used to it my mom. My mom still still says that Jack Black's character. In School of rock reminds her view. Oh God so anyway so I had to tell you that I thought that was funny telling you every night every bill so far all right so hey listen. So it's two thousand twenty Holy Shit. It is yeah yeah twenty days. We're twenty days in so this is the triumphant Hashtag the pop culture or no Hashtag pop culture twenty twenty we we are making a comeback in a you know we Since we recorded our last podcast we hit three thousand followers hours on twitter. And thank you. Everybody that falls us. and W Hewitt everybody who listens to us And you know I'm I'm planning on coming out of the gate hot in We've got a ton of Shit to talk about. I mean Bill. It's just go down the list right. We have to talk about. We have we got Rises skywalker Friday skywalker. Is Number. One man delorean Orient probably right. We have the royal rumble approaching Sunday. The rumble the the best pay per view. I mean we can both agree. That's the best. WWe Pay per view of the year. Right yeah yeah what else. Let's see we talk about infinite crisis. The TV yes. Yeah that was fucking fucking amazing like as far as television goes. I literally can't imagine a network doing anything more ambitious the amount of different timelines and universes and actors and actresses they pulled into that thing is is wildly beyond the scope of what I thought they could do and Oliver Queen I twice it's pretty nuts for a CW show real it really is and the fact that CW show spoiler alert for for those of you who aren't caught up. I mean honestly go fuck yourself but how they pulled Ezra Miller into that that is astounding to me so so yeah I mean there's just there's just a lot bill and not to mention you know. Of course you know there's there's there's pop culture there's also bill and frank right. It's called Bill and Frank E. Pop culture. There's nothing wrong with Dylan Frank as well. You know so like it's two dozen twenty s the New Year. I have some New Year's resolutions. Some some razzies some resembles anything like really minor like so normal. They're not interesting but yeah so I was putting these together. I was putting together. I realized how fucking old and boring because I have one. That's I think you'll be psyched about. I really have ah two big ones but really three but one. I think you'll be excited about is one of them to come more no comma Emma plenty of plenty amount. Come plenty come aplenty so much coming all right so so do you want to talk about them. Yes yes sure okay. I'll go so my number one is and this is going to sound weird but over the last six months I've saved probably dropped off. I WANNA WANNA watch more wrestling again. Okay Yeah I feel like I've I feel like I I got into this this place where I just couldn't get into anything W. was doing. Yeah I mean I am too. That's why it's a resolution. I you know it's like it's going to be hard. I'm hoping that you know starting with the Royal Rumble. which which is my favorite paper view of the year? Kicks off a pretty fun road to wrestlemainia season An open that you your resolution. Maybe it will inspire me because right now like I don't even want to. I just don't like I'll I'll definitely watch the rumble because it's fun and we do a royal rumble with a couple of other friends. And that'll be fun. I just I mean I don't care about anything. Yeah I mean she. My thing is like ivory like I mean just like you. I love watching wrestling right now. I'm watching two hours a week. How much aid? W If I have time I'll watch an xt and that's it. I don't watch Monday. I don't watch Friday. I stopped watching a new Japan which apparently with Moxley Jericho. Wrestle Kingdom was awesome. I haven't watched that. I read about better than watch it. So it's you know and and I don't know it's something I was super super into it and I. I was watching you know ten hours of wrestling a week. I'm not going to get back up to ten hours a week but when I was watching ten it was like so happy I enjoyed it and I just got into this really negative place and yeah to me. It wasn't even overly negative. It was more or just like apathy like I. Just don't care but I'll tell you the only wrestling programming. I've watched since we last spoken is literally the broken skull sessions on the w network and I think I think I liked him so much because they're super behind the scenes of like the era of wrestling that I love. It has nothing to do with anything current listening to talk to the undertaker and undertaker be completely out of character for two hours was fun for me. So you're not watching A W I've have watched a little bit here and there but the last episode dynamite. I watched I fell asleep. Did you watch the one. Where Moxley his answer to Jericho? Yes I did watch that I I was just I watched parts of it. I saw the Moxley part of the end but I fell asleep in the middle. Like the undercard not doing it for me. Even cody J F stop has really fallen flat for me like I don't. It's not great great. Well yeah the. Women's division is the worst in wrestling. Yeah well we'll get into wrestling a little bit more than I want. I'm sorry but anyway. So that's my resolution. I Wanna I I WANNA I wanNA watch he w an xt and in at least Monday night raw every every week get back to the paper views. Maybe even start watching a little bit of new Japan on Access TV. 'cause I'm not going to pay the I'M NOT GONNA pay the subscription fee again but watch least what's on TV once a week. Just so I can be more in the know because right now I feel like when I talk about wrestling. I don't really have a right to and I don't like that. Yeah I keep up with it. I read on breaks from work or when before. I'm going to bed at night on my phone. Unlike I'll read about what's going on so I know what so I can talk about it with you but that's sort of fake I agree I agree with that all right. So what's your what's your I reggie. Well I'M GONNA start. I'll go boring to most exciting. My you know what we spend a lot of time on this but like since since so Christmas last year Christmas two thousand nineteen or Christmas two thousand eighteen sorry I was the lightest and most in shape that I had ever been since I think high school in sexiest and by far sexiest crack. And I don't know like I've done okay the last year but I've definitely like not eating. Well put way back on not hitting the gym as much and once you get out of a groove like you know is impossible to get back in draft yet to force yourself to do it for the first month and then it'll start to feel good but right now it's like I'm just haven't had the motivation so I'm trying to slowly slowly get back into that so soon as January I started eating right again. doing pretty good with that. I WANNA get my eating under control. A man get back into the gym. So that's like number one for me. 'cause I did feel I mean I felt great and then the holidays. It's really hard to not eat like shit through the holidays once I did that in As two thousand eighteen when two thousand nineteen I kinda just went off the rails and never got back on fully. So I'm GONNA do that. Yeah I That's definitely on my list to I. I'm the heaviest. I've well not anymore but I was the heaviest I've ever been about two months ago. Yeah Yeah and no control completely out of control with my eating. I wasn't exercising. I wasn't doing anything in so what happened. was I went to the doctor for my annual checkup. Yes and because I have like heart disease in my family. I'm on cholesterol medication. So they're always taking my blood yet. So I got my my blood done and when the doctor when the doctor called me Eh he was like you know your HDL or whatever your cholesterol's whatever this is that your sugars Blah Blah Blah Blah but went through all my numbers and he went and you know great you know great news. You don't have diabetes and I was like yeah I was like was is that a was that a concern. Yeah like I was like wait. A minute what diabetes and so we we were. We worried about that. He goes on not going to say my weight. But he's like but well you you know you're you went from whatever to whatever and move on it's like Holy Shit. So that freaks me out and I immediately artfully so. Yeah so immediately called Jimmy Nutrition. Yup Did you. Did you design for the six week thing. I signed up for a year. Holy Shit did you with a mole in like I have the two I I went to him. You know gyms our friend and I went to Jim and I said like out of control. I need help. I need somebody to steer me a little bit so I went about six weeks. Cut like fifteen pounds. Whoa all right brother? Then I went to Disneyworld I lost it and then regained it all back. No no I went to Disneyworld and I like I maintained okay okay but in a making progress but maintained through Disney which is to me. That's a win. I agree any kind of any kind of vacation is a win now as we sit here. I'm probably back up like three pounds ons so at a net twelve so but now it's pedal to the metal like I joined. It sounds so like soccer dad but I joined orange theory. Oh God that's not. That's not where all go and there's not what that's not where I'll go. It's not my job and I doing their transformation challenge. Beat everybody because I have so much to lose so I that's Rahmat. And I just I wanna I wanNA drop by the time. I'm done this where I was when I call Jim at my worst point I wanNA be down At at the least I WANNA be down thirty pounds and your for everybody out there who doesn't know what we're talking about Franken. I have been friends with the dude named Jim. Jalan an for twenty something years. He has gotten into the nutrition fitness world. If you want a good coach coach who's GonNa take it seriously. And he's not an asshole. Jimmy nutrition dot com Jim Nutrition instagram Jimmy Nutrition. I think on facebook but I think it's instagram. INSTAGRAM is is big one and his website. He's awesome. He's super handsome his a super handsome. Johnny he's got tattoos everywhere. He's really great. And if you ask him about the Tattoo two of a hourglass on this forum we'll tell you about it but cut me jerking off once again is a great story all right so all right so I'll go. Oh next my next resolution is to read less comic books. Oh boy but read more our books. Wow we should do frank. You're terrible at this. You're terrible at it so it can be folded into your resolution Aleutian but sign up for the reading challenge on good reads. I did already okay. I mean beaver do it. Yeah I know you guys were like fifty two books last year. It's not going to happen. But my the my best S. year to two thousand fourteen or fifteen. I read literally one hundred twenty five books in three hundred sixty five days. Yeah see like I need to I. I'd be happy if I could pump like thirty out this year. It John John Like I had to. You know when life got more complicated I had this sort of scale back now I try to. I did fifty two this year. I'm trying to through. I'm trying to do a book a week but I'm already behind so I wanna I wanNA finish the 'cause mirror stuff from Sanderson the I don't have that much. An undertaking. Yeah I don't have that much to do to finish it because I had I a lot of it done already but a stone fan right now just so you know. I'm knee deep in the winter and I love it okay. So that's so I WANNA do. I want to finish the cosmair. I want to read the whole the witcher series. What there's there's like six of them or something to to like novels that are a collection collections of short stories that introduced him and stuff and then the novels? There's like six the matter that are like one big story in it's legit. It's good yeah I think so and I and I think the Netflix series is great. So I've heard mixed things on it and we can talk about it later but I don't really have much say on it because I've watched but I've heard mixed things. Here's what I'm going to tell you. Okay tell me go ahead me and the judge both love it okay. I'm in they go some looking so I kind of set out my future of reading reading on on good rates which is a sweet APP. If anybody doesn't have it so I wanna read fish up the Sanderson stuff. Some of that then the witcher okay. Yeah then then. Then there's There's a Jim. Jim Butcher series called the Codex. Allegra you fucking serious. What you Are such an asshole. God I don't know why I'm friends with you. Why you frank you mocked me relentlessly for reading the Dresden files by Jim Butcher? Now you're GonNa GonNa read his little spin off I can't stand you. Sometimes what do you mean a spin off. But it's like his you know it's like his other series in in addition to the Dresden files. I heard it's really good. Not good sure it is but I mean you like literally the two series I love and I've read that you mocked me about mark you wait a target out of rooms that you've been in you mock me for the Dresden files and you mock me for John Oh John Reinhardt rain yeah exactly and now. You're like Oh you don't Jim Butcher. What do you think bill? What a Dick? Did you read code products Lara. I have not. I'm annoyed at Jim Butcher so I kind of like well. If it makes it any better the reason I wanted to read it because a drunk guy in a bar told me. It's really good. I've been telling you the Dresden files are pretty good for a decade drunk item bar though. Don't worry about it. She says. Christ listen to my other podcast. Drunk guy in a bar in Frank E. pop culture. Yeah and then. There's like this new target history that George Martin put out. I'm going to give that a try. His next one supposed to come out soon. A dream of spring are knows Knows I'm sorry. The winds of winter. I mean literally my feeling on that is until the book is literally in my hands. I don't Oh by it. Doors of stone The king killer was another one. I mean John Beaver is smart dude. 'cause he made a deal with himself that he will not by a fantasy novel from a series. That's not complete anymore. And it's smart because the Brandon Sanderson's of the world Are Few and far between like all these guys. have these really ambitious projects. And they're they're so ambitious that they lose control of it right and you gotta wait a decade between books. So what's your next resolution. So my next one sec two or three is again an boring but as you know one of the things that contributed to us not talking for a while is late November. I moved from house to an apartment. mm-hmm downsized So I'm trying to take this year to chip away at some of the debt that I have outstanding. which is you know student? Loan Credit Card. All kinds is the stuff. So I've trying to make a concerted effort to not spend as much money on bullshit and more on like improving my all the debt that I have. which is I mean I should be a fucking doctor or something but I don? I'm not I'm not a doctor not a doctor. So that is again boring but important to me. I like this Responsibile yeah he's moving in. He's chipping away at debt. He's dieting. I like this. He's coming a lot. I I like it. You're going to love my third one but you go. Do you have another one I do. I have another one. Well no I did. It was to lose weight but I already covered that. Okay so my third one Franken. This is you're going to be like finally by December thirty first twenty twenty. I WanNa have something. I'm at a place that I can self published it. Oh my God I love this some sort of whether it's a bunch of short stories whether it's a novel whether it's even even the outline of a novel something that I'm confident enough to have a select group of people you John Beaver Dr Tony Ortega read. And tell me if it's garbage or not in. What do you think you're going to write? I feel like it's going to be honestly it'll slash fantastic. No I think it'll be like very much in the vein of Jim. Butcher sorta like urban fantasy urban fantasy. Yeah I want I want to set in Philly and have it be like you know. There's there's a IT'S A. It's a time honored theme like that. I want to. It's like the theme of like you know. So there's a whole hidden world underneath the world. We all live in that kind of thing. I love this. So what was the name of that series that urban urban fantasy series you read something slim or something. Oh San Salmon slim that's awesome. That's like John. Constantine accept different name. Yeah Yeah Salmon slammed The Dresden files Dresden files is like my my inspiration I love that. There's like each book is like he you know he's on a different case. But there's serialized things that that just keep the mythology that is so big and Denson keeps building with every book That's the kind of thing that I enjoy. So you're saying over the next eleven and a half months your goal is is to have something done. Yeah I don't I don't necessarily mean I want you know that I'm going to have something published. I want something thing where I'm my my biggest problem. Always either I start something and throw it out or I write something and I don't feel confident enough to share with anybody so I wanNA get past both of those things. What are the chances that the name of the first book will be called Valid validations a Michael valid valid novel? Now I think Michael it's going to be on the shelf and I don't think that's going to happen ever probably not well. Let's let's not behavior. We'll revisit it. Let's get this done now. Valid concerns Michael valid awful. Yeah so the only other thing I was going to say is to go with my other. My my second resolution you know I had to which was to read less comic books into read more books I had to significantly chop my my pull list of course and you know as you know I still go to. The comic bookstore have a- pull box read floppies bag board and it got to the point because I have no control initiate. It got to the point where I was reading. Eighty some books a month cheese Christ. Yeah and And it got to the point where I realized a lot of these things I was reading I had to like force myself to read. So because there's just not a lot of good stuff out there right now. Yeah so I was so I went back and I thought okay. I'm going to read get through this this latest like month and I'm going to see which ones like. I'm excited to sit down and I can blow through in which ones are real slog to get through in this is my. This is my new Poulos. You want to hear I'd love to hear it. So of course there's Batman of course There's which kings on announced it Has he says named Tinian tiny. He pronounced it online the other day. I can't remember what it is. But it's James Tinian the fourth So excited to see where he goes. Rose Detective Comics of course sticking with the bat books night weighing. I always read a decrease in mark. I'm hoping they get away from this recreation thing and just get back to him being night wing Dick Grayson. I haven't loved night wing over the last year but I can't not by the book you can't can't quit him. I can't appear quit. You Action Comics in Superman man. Because ben this is writing it I just I feel like I well. I feel like it's going to go somewhere I don't want to. I don't want to lose it. I feel feel like sometime sometime in the last before he left marvel he was doing so many books that something literally broke inside his brain and he's not good anymore well he's getting there again in. DC with the number of books he always. It's always happens Justice League which has been fucking awesome. Scott Snyder and James Tenney. They've kind of been tossing the the flame back and forth for the last year of course amazing spider man. Daredevil all Bein. Dr Ski is probably one of my favorite titles right now. It's been destroyed now. It's still Nick Spencer. Okay in beaver liked him right. Yes yeah beaver likey and I as we found out last year I now have a completely different opinion of dance lot. Meeting him in person changed my changed my outlook on that guy. Yeah none the slots titles made the cut was aw fantastic for. He's writing fantastic four and iron man which are just like the X.. Men Are you. Are you still reading X. Men I haven't bought stuff since the powers in house ended. So Oh been reading X. Men it's been pretty good new mutants of in reading. They're both the ones that Hickman's writing I haven't gotten into x force which yeah I think I might think it's Brisbane at listen. I mean powers Vaccine House expert. Unbelievable yeah I mean. I'm not reading marauders and not reading fallen angels to many. I'm not read next caliber. I'm not all that shit too. It's ridiculous it's too many bill mortal hulk has been fucking awesome bio ewing. Even even the ones you're reading a lot. Oh I'm I'm still in the mid twenties. Yes I mean what per book about how much you spend comics month. Six thousand dollars a month the avengers which the only reason I'm still reading because Jason Aaron and I like him and he's a wrestling fan. It might make. It might get cut soon. Thor Jason Aaron just rolled off. Now it's Donnie. Kate's I just going to give it a couple of months. See where it goes. Yeah Captain America. I think it's been very very good. Tuohy she coats Guardians of the galaxy. I believe just wrapped up in. It's GonNa it's rebooting forget. Who's writing writing it going forward? But it's been pretty good Donnie cases writing and it was it was real good. The new book starts starts in February. So I'm going to read that for for a few months. See how that goes I. I don't remember who's writing it. It might be Hickman. Might not be and I'm excited for you know. I was lukewarm overall. I'd say on Tom King's Batman run. But I thought Mister Miracle was is a work of art and just fucking amazing. He's doing one he's his next project is going to be something called strange adventures in. It's going to be about Adam strange and it just looks like I think this is his wheelhouse taking these like BBC level characters and really digging into them In putting together something that's emotional and in multi-layered so I'm excited about that. I think it's GonNa be. I think it'll be cool and also give me a chance to read about a character I I don't usually read. And then there's there's a couple mini series going right now. I'm reading so like garth. Ennis's writing another punisher. Miniseries called Punisher Soviets. Of course I'm reading that course. And then I'll continue to recur the White Knight by Sean Murphy. Until that's over so and that's kind of like that's where I'm at right now you know. And this doesn't take into account cownie crossover events or or super events that happened in the universe. Where I've I've I've I've made a promise to myself that during these events I'm not GONNA buy everything I'm only GonNa read like the main series and then the books that I already read them because I just feel like whenever you spend the time and money on the series. It's never worth it all the time never worth it. So that's my pool. Let's bill and they'll pretty ambitious. I thought it was going to be less to be honest with you. You like I said I mean there's a lot of things on here that are on the. That are on the cusp right. And if they don't do something that gets me going in the next few months they're gonNA they're gonNA get cut so but I probably cut it by more than fifty percent which is pretty sick. Yeah that's true. So the big thing the biggest thing in the pop cultural landscape for better or worse that happened since the last time Franken. I have spoken. Here is the worldwide release of Star Wars episode nine the rise of Skywalker the final chapter in the skywalker. Saga it has proven to be really divisive. It's going to be the lowest grossing Star wars movie in a while. Still GonNa Cross a billion dollars. which is I mean? It's not like it's losing money. Lowest Lowest Grossing main entry not counting downing like Solo and stuff but reactions have been wildly varied there some people that love it. Love all the fan service love how many things happened in it then. There's a lot of people that think like it really really sucked and Just too many things that came out of nowhere to many ridiculously dais X.. Mocking storytelling where it's like. Oh pelicans saliva all this kind of stuff it's interesting. I was kind of bummed at first that you know. We didn't have a preview episode leading into rises skywalker because of the reasons since we already talked about that. We didn't have a podcast immediately after it but now that I am thinking about it. I'm kind of happy that we've waited and it's been out for almost a month. We've really let things settle in. I've gotten to see a couple of times and really kind of formulate where 'cause when I well I'll tell you when I went opening night I actually the day before opening night. I saw advanced screening in Nashville Tennessee of all places and I was kind of high on it after I got done when I was like you know what you know. Not Everything was perfect. There was probably too much exposition. Too many things happening not enough time for anything to settle but overall I was pretty happy. And I've seen it a couple more times since and I'm starting to backtrack on that a little bit I don't think it's only been a month. It's not aging well for me I really think things could've been wrapped up with a lot less. What like a lot less you know sort of very convenient storytelling? That seemed to come out of nowhere. It seems like they were trying to jam two movies into one one movie where they were. Ret Conning all of the LS Jetta in another movie where they were trying to end this thing. And it's just so clunky and exposition filled and every scene like another big moment so nothing has a chance to sort would've land. There are few bright spots in a few cool moments but otherwise I to me. It's I'm starting to look at it as being as disappointing as less. Jeter what do you think man. I I disagree now. I've only seen it once but when I walked out of the theater I remember thinking to myself. Well I remember. I don't think you and I've talked about this. By the way we did briefly Not In depth though we did briefly like a day or two who after came out so I walked out of the theater in my initial reaction was liked. It didn't love it. I think if they did as good a job as they could with what they were left with after the last Jedi. But you know to be quite honest there are still some things going on it. That just made me. It just turned me off and in those things that turned me off where the chemistry chemistry between the actors. Some of the Awkward Dialogue Writing and and yet there are a lot of exposition things like that. It was just but there's also a lot of stuff I really liked. It was was in my opinion by far kylo Ren best movie. I agree with that. I mean I think Adam driver saves the movie I mean for me I. I don't mean as an actor as the character I think I mean as both. Yeah well he's fucking awesome. Yeah I think I absolutely fucking love baboo freak Yeah he's he's he's. He's ascended to the level of Akbar Bar in NEOM NUB with me. Keri Russell's character was weird. Yeah I didn't quite understand it. It was like Oh oh hello power ranger and I. I just feel like there's there's no chemistry between Daisy Ridley and Oscar. Isaac in there was no chemistry between guy's name Bodega Boyega. What's his name? John Boyega. Yeah there's no chemistry between John Boyega and anybody and I disagree without a little bit but what really bothered me was in. This is the same thing that bothered authored. You about iron man three. I remember this conversation when I came out. Everything that came out of Boyega's Mousa Quip and you know they're being chased on that fucking thing and you know they're shooting getting shot out from all over and he's in the back with the gun making quips in. It's like like you know you could. You could barely walk on your own two feet without stumbling over yourself now. You're in the middle of heated battle. And you're making fucking quips. And just a quick back and forth between Boyega and Oscar. Isaac I thought was show forced and it just wasn't natural and Helen is like that but then there was a lot of stuff I liked like I mean visually it was awesome. I didn't mind the pulping thing I thought it was actually a pretty cool concept. If if they I mean if they bothered to explain anything sure explain what I mean in the regional trilogy there is nothing explained about anything. People just went often created an extended universe and explain themselves but palpitation clearly died in return to the JANAI. He's clearly back in this one. How did he come back? What's the machine doing disconnected to his back? who were all the hooded people in this town they explained fucking nothing? Nothing there is literally and they shot it. Abram said they shot much more Palestinian stuff that they cut it so like to me. It was just like he's here. Literally they brought emperor putting the biggest villain in the Star Wars Saga. They brought him brought him back in the fucking opening. Scroll like seriously I mean to me that's lazy but you know we like I said I left the the day of and I was like liked. It didn't love it whatever then I was explaining. The plot beats to marry the next day because she married doesn't care about spoilers and she just wants to what happened right and as I was explaining it to her I was like wow you know what like the plot of the movie were actually like overall like the the the underlying plot beats of the movie really good and I really liked the stuff they did and I liked the way Laya died in. I like the way you you know I. I like the way Ben died and I liked the way I liked the the back story on layers training and I liked layers is lightsaber and like I liked all that stuff. I liked the story. They told and how they tied it. Altogether to me to me that I didn't like okay. Okay I didn't like the Kiss Djeddai powers. I didn't like the yeah. The hours are a whole different. Thank the dementia kiss the transferring objects through the forest. Which I think is? Yeah the healing one. I don't mind because that's that's been in other star wars things including the mandatory So I mean that didn't mind bother me so much. Rake and he'll stuff I don't know like I can't I can't get down. Listen I get. It's got problems. I can't get down with people saying it absolutely sucked though. I don't think it absolutely sucked plenty better than it was better than the last Jedi is is better than last night and it was. I think it was probably better than force awakens but sh. I don't know that's tough. It's but looking back though to me. The sequel trilogy is a failure. I think overall I agree overall. Give me evolving some of the things you slummy dress some things you said like I agree with you. Boyega's chemistry with mostly. Everybody was terrible. I didn't mind it with. Oscar is about some of that stuff. Felt very sorry cotton and Schumer to me but if you're going to criticize anybody for not having chemistry with anybody in that cast to me is daisy Ridley. who only had had chemistry with Adam driver and I think that's almost all because of Adam driver? I'm not gonNA argue that. Yeah I don't I mean she just ended up being very may lead character for me. There's too much just convenient stuff happening in this movie. Like like what while so so the whole thing. They're trying to find the sittwe finder right. They find the one Kylo Ren crushes it. She steals his tie fighter. She goes to Acho in. Luke says hey the other way finders right in the tie fighter. Oh cool aw like it's just to me it's like how can we move this from this point at this point as fast as possible and like I didn't think any of the four worst jet I sit stuff was explored nearly as nearly enough like I said I don't know that I can really blame Abrahams like I think. They made the decision into ret con. The last Jedi and also am this movie and this series in the same movie I think probably would have been better off Honestly honestly split into two movies. I get they probably can't couldn't but there was too much to do like bounces along so ridiculously fast. You don't have time to like like to me that my favorite scene in the movie is the spoiler alert Harrison Ford Cameo with driver. It's awesome but literally the next scene. Something else he chapin's like there's no time for anything to emotionally. Resonate like pacing is a thing in movies for a reason. A movie can't be eight hundred hundred climaxes like a candidate it had. It had no pacing absolutely right. It didn't it was one exposition. Dump to another till you got to the end and I just I didn't find it like I should have been a fucking wreck. I should have been an emotional wreck from the skywalker saga ending which is literally like been almost exactly my whole wife. And I just wasn't like some parts. Were cool the Ford cameos cool. The jet is the Jeddah of the past. Speaking to Ray was probably my second favorite part of the movie. I loved it I loved here. Loved reading all the voices. They got to be in that which is really cool. But I don't know especially watching him. Third Time I was like this is this. This is not a good movie. It's not a great movie. I I haven't even more controversial take care like I don't want to get back into the last Jedi because the problems problems with the last Jedi that I had a year ago I still have now. I don't think it was the right direction to go. I think it was associated. Political statement the Ryan Johnson was trying to make with Half of that movie. I don't like where they went with Luke. All that stuff is still valid but if you go online now and read the Synopsis Of what Colin trevorrow original episode. Nine script was where it sort of built off. What Ryan Johnson did like it or not and tied hide it up without doing all this extra crap that? Jj through in. I kinda think it would have been a better movie i. It's crazy to take that take AAC now but I don't know I kind of think like to me. Raping a palpitation is like I. When the Disney people say they like we? We had always planned to do that. And bring him back like bullshit. Now you do not. That is such like to me. It's like the more I think about it. The more more on annoyed by it. Do you think it would have been a better movie if at the very beginning rather than having rose be like. Hey I'm going to go study. They just choose like hyphen and they jump the piano honour. Well here's the other thing that you'll hate like trevorrow script. She had had a much more prominent role. Good where she she and Finn had to sneak had to go to Carson and steal a star destroyer which actually sounds better than what fin ended up doing and then in in trevorrow script bent solo does not get redeemed. He's the he's the big bad he's the villain the end. The only time you see palpitation is a Hologram from a city hall across that he finds and and the movie ends with Ray Training the next generation of Jeddah including the little kid who made the broom move at the end of last Jedi and her her her name ends up being arrays Hold on I have it here race Alana and her parents end up being. Nobody's and it's Kylo Ren that killed them so I mean I know that it sounds like there's a lot less going on and trevor script but I don't know I kinda at the very least I kind of wish I could see that movie looks like if I if I paid for a ticket and went and sat in a theater and had to sit through another rose fin highest. I would have got up and walked out. Well I mean I think it would have been trevorrow. Doesn't have the political bent Ryan Johnson has like. I don't know if it made sense since you know so I'm reading here. What would have happened? says your rose would have been a primary character which is far different than the situation. Situation Arises skywalker. The film made her background figure best. Finnan rose were supposed to have been captured and thrown into a POW before roses Interrogated by Hawks Fin would've aligned with fellow stormtroopers who had defected and led an uprising on the streets of car. saw which I think actually sounds Kinda cool and po would have been with array for most of the movie. I don't think thin could organize or rally anybody. Maybe and in this whole justice for rose thing is fucking ridiculous can we can we can we just. She's a good actress. No but what I'm saying. What my point isn't I think rose like? I don't care like she served better rose deserve better. She didn't is your better. But I'm what I'm saying. Is I kind of want to see the movie. Where trevorrow just picks up on what Ryan Johnson did whether you like Johnson or not? Obviously we all had. Problems comes with What Ryan Johnson did but I almost would prefer to see a director play that out rather than sort of undo everything and try to do another movie? The ones like what I'm saying. I'm not endorsing the last Jedi. But I'm saying to make this movie more coherent finish. I feel like that could could have been better. And I like what you know with raise parentage on reading here they would say in this movie. The resistance would fail to bring Kylo Ren to the light. Outside of the forest he would have confessed to being the one. The kids raise parents explaining why they never returned to Jackou raise. Last name would have been revealed. SALONA A name. That doesn't have any history in the Star Wars Canon and then Joola his movie would have been called duel of the fates which would have fully connected to the last Jedi in the tease of other therefore sensitive youth out there in the galaxy following the big final battle on core saw the final sequence of Trevor has film would followed Rosenfeld in as they lead a group of young force force users to a remote planet where she would start training the next generation of Jeddah which. I don't know it sounds better. Listen maybe we'll never know and but it still would have boyega being shitty. It's still would have daisy Ridley with zero chemistry for sure. It's it's still would have. Rose rose. Who is just a bad actress in cantilever line to save her life in anybody who wants to ask me on twitter about that? Please feel free. I mean listen I just because Whatever but we've got this before no one? No one can the people who are Hashtag justice for rose. Those people like they don't they. Will they refuse to see that we're not. We're not saying this person should not get screen time. Because she's a woman or because she's Asian where saying she shouldn't she shouldn't have gotten screen time in the last shot I because taking her acting credentials out of it. It was a poorly conceived poorly written poorly executed security character plain and simple like this was a white a plain white dude or white. You know I would have said the same thing like it. Just wasn't wasn't a good challenge. You you just hit on the head. Right poorly conceived poorly written poorly executed right in the executed falls on and her and him like the director's job is to get a performance out of the actor. Like you would have to imagine that that Kelly Marie Tran beat out a billion people auditioning for the role. She must have done something on that blows my mind. That's what blows my mind. Maybe when they got in front of the camera the real cameras with all the green screen she wasn't as good. And it's it's I I get that some of that's on her but a lot of on him to pull the performance out of the actor that you want and secondly it's also on him for the script like her dialogue was not not not not Meryl Streep I don't think would have done well with that dialogue like see. I disagree disagree. I think a good actor. Could I think a good actor could have made that out that is palatable to me the last Jedi scripted not do that that whole storyline. which sucks on on many levels? The Fan Rose Canto Bite Shit many levels many levels but chief of those levels to me is this the story concept to begin again with first problem. This story is dumb problem one. This story is dumb problem. One a this dump story has dumb dialogue problem problem. Be The actors aren't good that to me. That's like what we're talking about an all time. Waste of Benicio Del Toro. Like what are you why but anyway we're getting back into less John. I just I the more time the trick the more time than I am just like you know there. There are always going to be parts that I like in the movie for sure but it just felt rushed incomplete too much like I get that they had to cut a lot of stuff out and the movie was still super long. But that's not an excuse to me like you can do some of the stuff they did in this movie and not explain it. You know fully like I'll give him a pass on Desi and just like you did. And I'll give him a pass on the other stuff with Carrie Fisher because that's an impossible task but but hold on a second hold on a second. That was a fucking troll as well the fact that even kept her alive at the end of the last movie. There's no reason why they should have done that. I well yeah I thought they were gonNA kill lay on the opening scrawl. I didn't think they would so I so don't get me started on the opening crawl. The dead speak. I was like this is awful. It sounds like Zombie movie. I I had a lot of problems with it. I am more problems with time. Go time goes by. I needed some. How did he keep himself alive? Did those people in the hoods resurrect them. Like I need to know that yes. That's what I figured yet but you shouldn't have to figure they got fucking imagine nation. Now I'll tell you the that's a big story point like you know what as much as I love seeing Billy Dee Williams back in the movie cut out Lando. Who didn't really do anything and give me more on on how palpitation? Either state alive or was resurrected. They've teased forever. That palpitation learn secrets of the dark side of the force that enable him to conquer death what are they sometimes. I feel like I might. You know it's like am I taking crazy pills like you can't just do all this stuff and then I I duNno. I thought Adam driver did a great job but even that to me felt really quick. Really sudden his his full-fledged turn to the light side but but it was his mother. His mother distracted him and then his father his mother distracted him. And then Kinda the way I took it was she used every bit of the four. She had inner which ultimately killed her to turn him The Way I took it was does she used all the force that was left in our to make him hesitate and then his memory of his father turned him and and honestly his his his feelings. For Ray Anikin doesn't have a father correct. No anikin was a virgin birth. So let's talk about this. Bill palpitation manipulated the MIC Lawrence. I was just wait. I was just waiting for the word medical or instant pop up in that movie and we learned it so anikin doesn't have a father. We learned in the rise of Skywalker that with our powers we can chance for a solid objects through the force. So you're saying somebody transferred sperm into her. She's that's exactly what I'm saying. I knew your go there. who was it though? Was it. Palpitation I guess. I mean there's a lot this is what I'm saying. So much bullshit on so the other thing too is like so raise as parents who are one of. I can't believe how you just know sold my wine spraying the sperm to the force theory. I'm still a little hot from this movie like so you're not in the mood for joking. Not Joking is fine. We covered come earlier. I felt I felt like we. We did that but this is this. This is jet. I come being transferred through the force. Why didn't know sell it? I thought it was funny. What you WanNa do you wanNA round of applause? Okay hold on your job is good right now. Now that's what I was saying. Pal Patine want one of Ray's parents. They never established you either raise. Mom or dad is palpitations. Son or daughter correct correct so that person just like is a good person when we get nothing on that. That's what they decided so late in the the game to make our palpitation. They literally there's nothing they could do. And that's like a terrible corner to paint yourself into storyline wise. We get nothing on that. Who did palpitation bone was married in our talking? Did he manipulate this to Israel Medical Ryan Birth. Just like there's so much that they just said this is what's happening and that's an an accepted. Move on like that sucks. That sucks folks. Would you do freak. Oh God I mean. It's one of the bright spots. Hey Hey Georgia ready. He's is one of the burnt spots. which is that mean frank? That should be alarming awesome. Hated the new. DROID like enough. You didn't like him audio now. All right we got the new droid for this trilogy. which is maybe a smaller version of our two? Now we're doing a small like come on enough it'd been cool for his name was. Do and but he only talked like Ronnie James Deo you. You've he'd be like you've sold sold enough toys enough. I don't know it was too cutesy for me and it was same. Thing is the poor from Jeddah. Less people make fun. You want people make fun of the walks enough. We don't need all this you're gonNA YOU'RE GONNA make you're gonNA make Isabel upset. She loves the PORKS. I think Bobby Frick is a great character. And it's a great example like Babu. Frick reminds me of salacious. Crumb from returning the Jenner. Like it's a perfect thing. Yeah I mean he's perfect. I I will buy anything. Babu Freak. Do Baba Freak Disney plus series. Oh my God could you imagine it'd be fucking amazing. All right that's a good segue. The other thing that happened in the Star Wars Universe besides the rise of skywalker coming out and making star wars fans murdering each other is demand Lorraine wrapped up now for me demand. Laurean is the polar opposite of the rise skywalker still in the Star Wars universe. You WanNa tell that is eight episodes where they took their sweet ass time telling the story. They made things matter they made you know by the the time. Big Action points happened which weren't nearly as complex send special effects driven as the stuff in the movie theater. They still had more of an impact because they were spaced out. They're few and far between like there's a couple of episodes of that show where the whole plot of the episode is Mando goes from Point A. to point B. With Fabiola Coda and I love I mean is that it was the epitome of space western drawn out over eight episodes. It gave you enough. Without being fully immersed in the regular star wars storyline left enough things dangling for season two that people really WanNa see that demand Lorient is is at least for the next foreseeable future is where I think the future of Star Wars is and where it will thrive your thoughts so oh I haven't finished it yet. Episodes say more. What have you? I don't care. Listen I don't care it shame on me for not finishing it's GonNa talk about. I the last episode I saw was the one with Gina. Khurana were there in that. Oh my God Frank Jesus Christ yeah I mean well it no I'm nowhere. It's hard because I watch it with. Liam they're super shore. I know it's hard because I watched it with Liam and it's just with with wrestling and everything that's been going on on the weekends. We really don't ever like synergy is at the point where we can watch together in. That's the only reason and I'm just like I don't don't Wanna I don't WanNa Watch it without him. That's bullshit just watch without watch him without him and lie be like every other fucking parent so your your suggestion is to light of my child. Watch the show because your podcast takes precedence and then tell say no. I haven't watched it yet. And then when something surprising happens happens to be like all like okay so you haven't even gotten to the prisoner ship episode yet with Bill Burn it which is amazing. No somebody somebody said that the media the digital again and bill burr shows up. Yeah it's idea idea it's bill burr and the tonks Harry Potter. She met her dragon con sheep twilight. And then the finale boy. I'm better than I don't WanNa. I'd rather it's fine. It's fine dude for the listeners. It's my fault I haven't watched it. I don't deserve why they introduce you know it's another ballsy thing there's like for the first six episodes of that show you think Werner Herzog's character the client that initially hires Mando to go after baby iota the villain he's not they introduced grandma Gideon Who is a moth Tarkhan? Waza may empire and this dude's foods no joke and then in the so this is going to be deep star Wars Lord. I don't even think I'm pretty sure you don't even know the backstory on yet. But a lot in the last episode they introduced dark sabre which is the which is a force weapon that was in was forged on Mandolin. Four and is that is that the is that what the the black hybrid crystal. Yes and somehow MAFA GIDEON HAS IT. which is you know which was kind of awesome? A jet I know it didn't I mean we don't know enough yet because he's only he only peers in the last two and he knows the actor Giancarlo Exposito and then he doesn't actually show from he's from breaking bad and The one the show about where all the lights in Orca went out You're talking about. Yeah so he only shows up at the back half of the seventh episode then. He's all eighth episode. The finale is is on fucking believable. Yeah so I'm really excited to see where they go with that. Should you think then Kanobi is going to be a step back then. No because I get the people are of two minds on this but like I don't think see just because people were tired of the skywalker. Saga that doesn't mean you can't go back into legends and explorer. Because I mean the prequel trilogy is if not worse than than sequel trilogy. It's it's probably worse. But the best thing to come out of it was you and McGregor playing obi-wan-kenobi and in general grievous sure I love grievous to and people have long wanted to see like you know so that is obviously going to be like. I don't think that Disney plus series is just going to be him sitting on touching watching luke frayed episodes like he'll probably probably leave the planet and they'll be something you know. There's a lot of rumors that darth Maul is going to be in that which would be awesome. He'll flex spider Mo- you'll find out I'm also live. We know him also live from Solo. So and then I will but he was alive wasn't he. was He alive in rebels. Yes yeah rebels. And I'm I'm I'm pretty excited for cash in hand or to like I think it's going to be good. What is that? That's the Disney plus series the two print junior. No no it's Diego Luna from rogue one. It's hit why everybody what he was all the hatred towards him. I thought he was a really cool character match that to me showed like this seedy underbelly of the rebellion where he was essentially an assassin. They sent him not to kill people and altruistic is coming back as K.. Two which is great so I mean when when is a bad thing never so that'll take place pre that'll play place like during I. I really am excited by the idea of a series that takes place during like empire rule. Will you know what I mean. We're like whereas under the oppression of the empire. I like that idea. What if the KANOBI show was like rated rated R.? And it was just him whoring in doing heroin or like he runs a brothel Maasai slowly. He's basically we like little finger. They put the casting call out though for their casting like nine year. Old Luke is that is that cool. I don't think he'll play a big part. I think they need to they need. You can't have that series and not at least I show him checking up on them and demented rats like an. Apparently he's having Bruce Wayne in the joker see. I didn't mind that either like I. Don't mind the connective tissue. Like I think. I don't think that Luke will. I don't think protecting luke or watching luke will be the main plot driver a series but I think Joe Joe Energy is going to come back to play Uncle Owen which is cool. I don't know all over Maine's it you know if there's as part of this series that's like Ogun leaving tattooing and searching the galaxy further Janai that survived order sixty six signed me the fuck up. Yeah that'd that'd be pretty cool I wanna see that there would also be cool if it's just if it's eight episodes of you and McGregor watching nine year old Luke through a window in masturbating that would be me the entire constantly. That'd be such an avant-garde way to go but oh you see his face like you never know. So it's like and so he has to like a moat through his face. You just hear happing fabric Possibility of Liam Mason cameos cool. I mean that we need to go icon Jin series. Vader could definitely definitely be in this move. I don't know how much they want to do. All that I mean there's there's as little as much skywalker main character stuff as they wanna put in it like. I wanted to communicate with Iota I would. I would imagine I would imagine. He Communicate Kate with Baylor Ghana. I don't know like to me that's exciting like I. I don't mind them especially dipping back into like an area. Where are honestly this is going to sound terrible but like we know we like those characters? It's going to be mostly people from the original trilogy. That's it's the one trilogy that doesn't Suck so here's so to my point. Give me a Khanjian series in and tell me why I should give of a fuck about that character in agree quite quite Janice another character that I think is could it could make me care. Sure perfectly perfectly suited for a series to himself. I mean there are so many and then fabric fabric said like the more Mandala rain. We do the more we're going to tie it in. You know and he already teased when he tweeted that they got the green light for season. Two which was obvious he sees it with a picture of gamma-ray guards from jobless palace which is cool. I like that they. They know they went to a you. You didn't see it yet. But they do go to tattooing in manned Loran which is a great episode. Now I think I did. You saw that one okay. So maybe maybe we will see other bounty hunters. May We'll get fat. I don't know why. But that's the one with Ming not win right and that's another thread dangling like is she dead not sure because the very end you see a person unidentified person show up at her body. Mandatory to me was a ten ten out of ten. I would rather otherwise the eight episodes of mandatory than the three new movies any day week. Well that's because you've got a guy like favreau helmet it and not some not some political jerk off like Ren- Wilson and now numbers name Rhino. What's his name? Rainn Wilson Rainwater. The rain wasn't as Dwight. You're talking about Ryan Johnson. Yours beats imbalanced galactica yet. Rain Range Out Ryan. What's his name? Brian Johnson Ryan Johnson. Or you know J.J. Abrams who's like Mr Safe Hollywood. Who's never going to take a risk agree agree? I totally agree and they you know. I don't know whether it was because it was. It's probably 'cause it was Fabra like Kathleen Kennedy and the whole Star Wars Overlords SORTA let him let him in Taiko. Ytd Off and do their thing. And it's fucking amazing like directed the finale that's fucking tremendous. Yeah take you on. Td's but not only that the jam so you had two episodes directed by Fabio to directed by tyco it one directed by Bryce Dallas Howard. which is weird? I noticed that I did not want you. Just when you just watched the last one you watch and then two episodes directed by gave Baloney. WHO's the the guy that did the clone wars and rebels like these are all star? Wars lifers like go. Let them do their thing. I think the Skywalker Saga just ran into like they tried. They tried to do what you cannot try to do. Like for as much as I hate the last Jedi. What Ryan Johnson did? He didn't try to please please all people at all times now don't take that stance listen. He blew tight. Wait let me Finish Ryan. Johnston didn't he made the movie he wanted to make. Now I think it was a fucking disaster. I think he ended up leasing a very small group of people. Okay but what was the the reason he wanted to make it. That's just because he made the movie he wanted to make. I think if the reason he wanted to make it is to be a jerk off no I think he thought it was making a star wars movie and also also making a statement at the same time. We don't have to keep rehashing. He made a bad movie. I'm not defending the movie. I'm defending the thought process. Like I feel like whenever J.J. Abrams got control of Star Star. Wars as much as I love J.J. Abrams do he was like what's everybody want. And that's what. How can I make every single star wars fan jerk off? You can't you can't do it. There's get like you can't please everybody all the time and he tried to do it and what what comes out when you try to do. That is a movie that reaches a new climax climax every nine seconds like it's it's too much and you certainly can't undo one movie and craft another movie at the same time time it's it's too bad because really really Ryan Johnson fucked up and he made them have to make that choice and they ended up not making a choice. They tried to do everything at once. And it's too much and then you know looking back on. I'VE WATCHED THE FORCE AWAKENS A couple of times over the past year. Looking back on that like you know. There's there's some really great stuff and Harrison Ford easily. The best part of the movie. But that's a very I mean like you said before safe super-safe like no it's a IT'S A. It's like a cardboard board. Yeah it's like a cardboard. It's it's a new hope factors. There's nothing behind it exactly. Yeah so I think the future of Star Wars at least for the time I'm being I'm really looking forward to the Disney plus stuff. We should get an announcement sometime in the next six months. Probably at celebration if they do a celebration abrasions. Here about what the next star wars movie is is not GonNa come out so twenty. Twenty two twenty twenty or Christmas. twenty-one hopefully God willing it's in the old republic or in the what they call the high republic either one of those are the older public. Is You know thousands of thousands of years ago. The High Republic era is like a generation before PAPPA team. Either one of them. I'm fine with just not in the skywalker timeline. But if they go all the way back tonight to the older public and it's like revenue and that kind of stuff she's Signed me up. Yeah so I think that. They're open to exploring like the origins of the safe and the origins of light side of the forest and the Knights of the auto. I think they're open to that. I think fans want so. Hopefully that's where they go next in. Its fight you now right. Fi has not led on what I don't know if the twenty th so we need to get some clarification advocation on what the twenty twenty one December twenty twenty release is the fog movie. Is it. So they're still I mean don't kill the Messenger but Ryan Johnson is still developing something. They haven't fired him. The only the only thing they've squished is the beanie off in Weiss trilogy. That's dead the so there's gotta be some clarification on what the next who's doing the next first of all because Feigen has hinted that that like his pitch was about a very specific all he would say that. It's it's about a very specific character so I don't know what that means but see also said they're done with trilogies which I think is kind of a good thing. Yeah I mean they kind of I mean that's exactly why they squished it on the one movie because they cut themselves right. So you know. The new movies will be like they'll release one and if it's the old republic and it's really received well and does well and there's enough threads left hanging they'll make another one set then but there's not. They don't need to confine themselves to trilogies which I think is smart mart. Man I am. I'm knackered. knackered yeah you know about words really it really saps from your body you you got you got worked up. Brother did 'cause I'm upset I'm still. I'm still angry angry. Angry at the whole collective star wars brain trust. Trust your heat with you got heat with the Brain Trust Abrahams Kennedy. All of them like it was not a satisfying conclusion. To you. Know the First Star Wars. A new hope came out in the summer before. I was born so like when I was born in Hebron for a year so that that saga has been with me my whole life. It's is my favorite franchise. I guess it was. I don't know if it is anymore. Like if six of the nine movies aren't great then is it. I don't know so grant. It bothers me and I was really hoping they would be able to pull that off but yeah obviously it's still still a little raw so because of the go home he we're going to go home and the star worship went a lot longer than we thought it would good and honestly. Our New Year's resolutions went longer than I thought it would do. We got we got a lot of. Yeah we are a lot of shit going on And so I think we should do bill and I think what we should do is we should. We should say goodbye for tonight. Yeah and then we want to talk about wrestling. Yeah we need to talk about wrestling and you guys. You'll hear from us again before Sunday because we do want to preview the royal rumble which has favorite paper of the year. Yeah so I think we're GONNA GONNA come back later this week with another episode It'll be it'll be towards the end of the week but we do want to get out to you guys talking about where wrestling is is what's going on with it. What our opinions are in? You know the kind of preview the rumble in and talk about you know where we go from here so with that you know. I'm going to say say if you don't already come follow us on twitter at at B. f. e. pop culture and like subscribe. Leave us a review on apple podcasts. If you don't use apple podcast if you're not in the whole Steve Jobs and his black TURTLENECK. The next thing you can check us out on any podcast platform that exists in existence And wherever are you go you know. Leave a light shares Hella friend and come back and see us again some time so with that bill. I'm going to say good night. 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Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-9-20

Monday Morning Podcast

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Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-9-20

"Hey what's going on? Its Bill Bird. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning. Podcast at just check in on you Sorry I've been on youtube watching videos. Teach yourself how to sing. I've lost his week five week. Five all right. This is the only way out of this shit. Okay I think We they either need to come up with a vaccine or a fucking test everybody can take. That's it that's it because this fucking Self Quarantine Shit. It's just it's just not working. It's just not working people people. Do you got too many mouth breeders. There's too many homeless people. There's too many conspiracy theorists. How do you heard there's only one way to do it? And that's how this country was conquered. It's done with the gun anyway. Trying to enjoy this time off people. Try to enjoy it as much as you can. There's much as you can. Oh by the Way Lady Gaga is doing a concert to help out a fucking brilliant Brilliant Marketing Marketing Marketing Marquette Tank. Brilliant market that. We're all in this together. She somehow twists that into an economic thick. It's fucking brilliant. Ever all these people go celebrities like you know. We're all in this together. Everybody just fucking you know fucking pulling the same direction imagine. There's no heaven right so so that she comes out fucking saying we're all in this together. It's a nice sentiment but reality is if you'RE A billionaire you're not in the same situation in someone's oozes single mom was getting the shit kicked out ever over. Forman Grill fucking brilliant. She turned it into an economic thing rather than being like. It doesn't make a difference if you've got a billion dollars on no money if you're out there breathing on people this thing ain't GonNa fuck an inch. She turned in CI turned it into an economic thing. Right said the most obvious thing ever because I have to be honest with you. I had no idea that someone who had a billion dollars had it easier to fuck and hanging their house than someone with no fucking money. You know it's like lady you know who had it easier. You know who who had it? Worse than fucking laughing at all of this shit all this complaint and and frank spent three years behind a fucking Walt. You didn't you know. Did they. Stop making that required reading. How long was Anne Frank Behind that fucking wall? Can you imagine state of mind a fucking wall with the whole for like three years waiting so helping? The Nazis aren't going to get you and then people I'm a gut losing my mind in my studio apartment with my fucking playstation but brilliant marketing because then everybody started arguing you know and then speaking in soundbites about people being tone-deaf deaf. All right somebody doing here. How long was Anne Frank? Behind the wall. All right here we go. She and Frank Frank. How long is the WHO snitched on Anne Frank? She it's getting getting crazy with the anthrax stuff and Frank K BEHIND. The Wall gave me nothing hiding to do to to to. Why can't you just give me an answer? I hate not to belittle Anne Frank here but when you go. How long should I bake a potato? You know you just used to just pop up and there was an answer. And now it's all these fucking like super fancy fucking cooking sightsee. Just Click on one thing and it's going to be typed out somewhere and it isn't it's just you know. Ever since I was a kid I loved baked potatoes. I liked him with vacant with Broccoli. I like him with Broccoli and cheese. And you have to go through a fucking nine pages them just stretching out this horsh it so you can scroll past these ads that they're getting credit for right and frank. Jesus Christ at the nineteen forty two hundred family went into hiding frankly discovered in one thousand nine hundred for spent two years two years worrying that the most evil people on the earth who are hunting her people down a fucking deal with that. And what do we what do we got a glorified cold here? Lady Gaga I gotTa tell you that was masterful masterful because then everybody underneath started arguing about it but then meanwhile the arena butter concerts fucking brilliant. Then you also frame yourself as I'm the person that has money but still understands you and your Rama noodles. Can't you tell them down to earth? I don't wear pants whatever I'm just being. I'm being a fucking idiot. There's nothing to talk about. Do I really give a shit about what Lady Gaga said? No I don't I don't it's one of the worst fights in my relationship is the time I went to her concert because my wife wanted to go and the New England Patriots happened to lose a playoff game to the ravens that afternoon and I was a good six seven Pearson. That didn't end well. It did not end well. That was the next day My laugh was not talking to me and I couldn't figure out why and I had to ask because I continue drinking at the concert. Because what else was I going to do? You know? Look at that poor horse that she had parading around the fucking thing. I'm just got in my head I'm like what's with the Horse did they. Did they take it on the road at fault? Is that fucking thing on the road right now? Is it making as little money as the bandits? That's inside a castle. That can't even fucking seek as God forbid people fucking look banned for two seconds. She said I said Jesus fucking Christ which I remembered say but I said I said at once she said you set like nine times and I was just like all right fair enough. And that was the last time she aboard to a pop star's concert with me you know I've been trying to repair the damage in the relationship but I think the damage is done. all right. I hate having to fucking do this but this always happens. Now I guess at my fucking h Rest in peace Vic Henley Mun ice. This is I it doesn't fuck and make sentiment advocate. Even I think the shock of this one Vic died I think I don't know a couple of days ago I don't fucking get into it. But what a fucking great guy you know. I was reading a lot of stuff that of the commerce writing and they will never had a bad word to say about anybody and I never even noticed that he was just such a fun guy to be around and it was true and I actually did a Gig with him when I first came to New York. I don't even know where the Fuck Murad I wanted to see. We worked at catch a rising star. That was out New Jersey. Something like that. I think that's where it was. Just the nicest Fucking Guy. We wrote out together. I think he drove to which was really cool. Asked if I wanted to ride out there and just shot the Shit I remember. He's talked to me like I was a peer. You know rather than some young kid on the way up. You know he'd been doing it longer than I will had an You know all kinds of life advice. Just a really really sweetheart of a guy Unfortunately died Over the last week here pulmonary. Embolism I guess So McKinley rest in peace. Thank you for being such a great guy cool guy and all of that and gone way way way too soon at fifty seven I write and now how do you follow that up? You talk about what the Dumb Shit you watched on fucking Fuck Youtube. I don't know why but I've got into watching animals. Kill other animals. I know why it just fascinates me like my mini series is watching the hatfields and the mccoys of the Syrian getty. The fucking lions in Hyenas. And I'm just fascinated with how they fucking hate each other so much that if they find one or the other by themselves they and they they got they have the numbers. They just jump them. Just straight up killing. They don't even eat them. They just kill them. And which makes me wonder how the fuck you was a Hyena or you was alliant. Get separated from the pride when you know that. That shit's out there. I saw another one one time somehow a whole her. This fucking Buffalo. Had this lion like surrounded. He was up on this high ground and they just fucked up sent him flying in the air as over fucking tea kettle. And I'm just saying that when a fucker all his friends. Do you take a nap up on that little hill catch up with later and they just fucked this thing up but the worst one. I thought you know I saw this wild boar fucking kill a baboon like it was just an old fucking. Babb owed and the ball kind of comes up to the thing like. Hey what's up with this fucking thing? And then his friend Kinda comes up from behind and you know those fucking wild board you know they got those big goofy fucking Toscano really. Don't think anything about they. Don't look that sharp. They kind of adult on the end rounded off like a fucking butter knife right so his friend comes up behind him. Fucking Nice that dude in the back and then fucking takes off. Because I think he's used to these fucking baboon. Baboots are weird man you know. They look like monkeys but when they open their mouth they look like fucking lions they got these crazy fucking canines there and you know they get they get respect like when lions in fucking leopards in shit when they go after babboons. They make sure that they're not past a certain age. You know they get these babboons. Still got their braces on basically right. Leopard wants a fucking amazing fucking. Just run up God damn tree run up the fucking thing that baboots trying to get on the smaller part of the fuck andbranch fucking leopard knocks the baboon off and then literally just as the baboon falls thing leaps down in the air. I like fucking twenty-five thirty feet in the air. No problem baboo lands takes a half step and a half to run the leopards already on the ground and it's fucking over The Second Beck. Sorry fucking tickle Minoza. Driving me nuts is it a Kuroda tickle so anyway so this fucking maybe it was in the front of the baboon. He fucking knife's that thing the guy does a flips in the air and then the fucking pig takes off like like a like. It's scared because there's probably a fucking baboon I know he's got these crazy teeth in there right fucking thing takes off and the other one was behind. It was just like wait a minute. This thing was sort of limped away. So this is fucking real. The fucking second one. He nicest baboon like two three times up against a tree gauge guys get like a fucking gang hid inside of a prison and then he does the last one he did like a fucking swoop with this. Tusk and at the same as he does it pulls out the fucking things like. I don't know what small intestine and fucking starts chowing down on it immediately horrific horrific. But I gotTa tell you these fucking baboots gotta come a day. Eat everything they have alive. I'll tell you a great one man. If you're if like if you just want to see how amazing these fucking babboons are which I I really don't like these goddamn things right. I don't like any animal. That doesn't have the decency to fucking kill the thing that it's going to eat. I I get it with reptiles they got that little less brain like bears babboons those fucking wild dogs. They just start. It's just I don't know I don't get it anyway. Plowing ahead here. I I don't know I don't know why I started watching that Shit. And then anytime I see an animal eat another animal alive than I have to watch a video of that species of animals getting killed. I could fuck you. That's free. That's for your buddy. They're eating that fucking impala live. I don't know what I'm doing anymore. People I'm not watching the news. There's nothing to fucking talk about and I thought I had the genius. Podcast with no goddamn guests. You know I don't have any fucking guests. This isn't going to change. I guess I have to start watching the fucking news because all I'm watching animals kill each other I'm watching. Nfl highlights in the nineteen seventies. I learned about a New England through. Find this guy's fucking name. I learned about a New England. Patriots quarterback that was between Bay. Pirelli in fucking Jim Plunkett. I just lost everybody under the age of fucking sixty The fuck this guy's name got me into finding the oldest living. Nfl players here. We go this guy. I make sure I say's name right. Mike Mike Tall Spell T. L. T. A. L. L. T. A. L. I kept my as a fucking shot. F. E. R. O. Mike Taller he played for like. I don't know like four or five years with the Patriots was the starting quarterback between Bay Pirelli and fucking Jim Plunkett and I didn't know that Joe Kapp finished his career with the Patriots. One thousand nine hundred seventy I would. Mike Talafar wasn't working out. They went back and forth with Joe Cap. And then we had Jim Plunkett. Came in seventy one. Seventy two seventy three. Seventy four got blamed because we stunk. And then we got Steve Grogan out of Kent State or whatever seventy five he sort of got the starting job from Jim. Plunkett and then Grogan had the job till eighty then Matt cavenaugh kind of took it from him. The GROGAN took it back in eighty two eighty three then. Tony Eastern had three years and then Grogan took it back from him. I don't know if Easter never recovered from that fucking super bowl twenty loss or the NFL recovered from the Patriots. Are some their confidence in him? I don't know what and then Doug Flutie. This is the year I had season tickets I had them at eighty. Nine Eighty eight was doug flutie Steve Grogan and then Steve Grogan got it back again in eighty nine. That was a year I had season. Tickets Steve Grogan. Mark Wilson. From the raiders. Tony Easson Doug Flutie The nine thousand nine hundred ninety Mark Wilson. Tommy Hodson Grogan went to third and the depth chart and then he retired and we had humility and Tommy Hodson than Humil- and Scott Zolak from Zolak attack and then ninety three in all turns around we get drew bledsoe. The great drew bledsoe there until two thousand when he got hit then. Tom Brady until now and then. I don't even know who the fuck quarterback is. Now who is it today? Even have anybody listed. Jesus Christ who? The fuck are quarterback. Who is the Patriots New quarterback Jarret Stidham? Fuck is jared brother. This poor bastard could. Jared didn't bring out the best in the Patriots Young Targets New England Patriots. I'm going to say yes. I gotta root for him now. I could feel welcome. Jarret Stidham Jared Steady Ladies and gentlemen All right so I've been doing shit you know what else I I've been playing like fuck and candy land and chutes and ladders every single day of my daughter because it's been like raining out here and Caitlyn was hilarious. We first started playing if I got some of the candy. You know what I mean if I turn it over and said you know Peanut Brittle love. It's like all these old people candy you Peanut Brittle those little hearts candy canes and Shit like it's just super old school candy because it came out like fucking sixty seventy years ago right so my daughter would cry if I got like the ice cream float so we had to play like this so I finally had to be all right. Well if I get it just call me up and then I'll share it with you so then you know I would get it and then she just go wing ring ring. You know sadly gonNA face it'd be like hello. Hi come over and has mice creep votes. I'd be like sure. Can you be in? She'd be like five minutes. All Right Bye bye I love you I love you and then we stand up. We'd hug each other. Hey don't just perhaps a tea party with the ICE CREAM FLOATS. Then give each other the thumbs up in the end for some reason she does like high five gift to touch thumbs so then that worked so there was no meltdowns or anything like that while we were playing candy land and then yesterday she finally understood the concept of winning and losing and then when I would win and I'm sitting there praying that she's GonNa Win Right. Which of course you would track what you fear. And then I won like two games in a row and we literally had to shut the game down but I now got our when somebody wins. She Goes. Oh you want congratulations. It's really sweet. So that was my big day yesterday and I swear to God shoots and ladders never never fucking it's Acdc fans it's cold. I think ladders and snakes snakes and ladders or something like that down in Australia which is why snakes and ladders right which is why the ACDC SONGS. He says ladders and snakes so I came in already. Talked about this. On the PODCAST. So that's why you know he Bon Scott says that in that song because it never made sense to me so somebody said you know I guess in In fucking Australia they were gone yet. The board game started here and it was called snakes and ladders but like snakes was to Scary few Americans so they changed it to shoots in my head. I'm thinking like yeah and you also can't slide down a snake but I wouldn't put it past. You know this country you know with the religious background that they didn't want the snake the tempted eve on the board. I gotta be honest with you. God dammit there's this cooler with the snakes. There's this fucking cooler and you have more of a punishment with the longest snake. You go all the way you go from the second to last row. To all the way back you go from eighty seven down to six chutes and ladders. I think you go from like eighty seven down to like sixteen or seventeen or seventeen eighteen something like that. I don't fucking know Jesus Christ to my board where you guys. Thanks going to happen. I think they're gonNA come up with the cured. I think they're gonNA start shooting people in the street the martial law. Are you okay with martial law? What's going on in the news? Let's look at the news people and I'll wrap this thing up. I Apologize Man. I mean what the fuck am I supposed to do here? Google Google News Google News. What's going on in the news? Bup bup Senate adjourns until Monday. After Democrats blocked McConnell's bid to at two hundred fifteen in sm two hundred fifty million dollars in small business eight. What the fuck. I thought the Democrats like to help out the middleman doc for for Coochie says he's hopeful. We'll be on our way towards normalization by summer. Jesus Christ CNN poll Biden lead. You know what this is starting to feel like with them saying when this thing's GonNa be over you know when you're flights delayed in rather than just saying yeah. We don't have a plan. You guys have fought for the next six hours ago. The Fleischmann delayed for twenty minutes at twenty minutes. Because it's been delayed another forty minutes now. It's an hour. They just keep pushing it back. Cnn Poll Biden leads trump in national head to head matchup. Now Jesus Christ give me a fucking break. He's not going to be trump. He's not as good at being old. Is Donald Trump is? He's got his start dying his hair. Usc's another spike in Corona virus. Death toll all right well. Let's depressing struggle to apply for unemployment continues across the country. I mean yeah. It's unprecedented unemployment. Essential workers exposed to corona virus can return to work if showing no symptoms CD says Oh boy we have many more questions about Jimmy. Fallon's house slide after learning its origin story Oh this is a bad one. Edmonton oilers Kobe. Cave remains in a coma. He had a brain belief bleed. Fuck man see. This is why I don't watch the fuck news all right. The led Zeppelin Song. Jimmy page calls his favorite all right. Here we go. Here's a happy thing. We don't need more corona fucking news. It's fucking terrible. People are turning on one another. Do not do that. Do not turn on one another. Do not start arguing with one another fucking hanging there all right just fucking hang in there stay positive. Would she got my being tone deaf by suggesting that people get trying to get along with each other during this all right. It must be hard to pick your favorite child and we imagine that led Zeppelin's Jimmy page has the same difficulty when picking his favorite song but in an interview. That's exactly what he did. The huge plethora or plethora. Plethora of rocking led Zeppelin tracks. How to fuck? Do you say that word? Plethora pronunciation all right. Plethora Plethora saying again say lab. Plethora is Plethora Thawra closed in frank windows cigar shapes looking cigar shapes. Everybody All right. That's how bored I am. How they classify them different. Leaves still haven't smoked all right. The huge plethora of rocking led Zeppelin tracks. Means that Jimmy page has got a lot of songs to pick from when selecting his. You could just fucking say what he said. This is just like the baked potato article now. We know what you're thinking. There are literally hundreds of songs. Listen to how this is fucking genius. How much this person drags us out the guitarist incredible catalogue maybe make choosing difficult but Jimmy. Page managed to pick the ultimate led zeppelin track. Now don't you think right here? You would say he picked this song. No keep going now. We know what you're thinking you like bad eighties comic. I know what you'd think it. When did Ron Howard cancer? They are literally hundreds of songs. That could be put down here. That's what I would say if I was you know my look if I got on stage in one thousand nine hundred ninety. I know what you think. And who gave Ron Howard kids her? They are literally. There are literally hundreds of songs. That could be put down here. As some of led Zeppelin's best whole lot of love may have been one of the most influential riffs of all time. Something page commented on in the two thousand four saying we felt into two thousand fourteen saying we felt. The riff was addictive. Like a forbidden thing. A similar case can be made for black dog too. But it's not his favorite. Now right here you would be like his favorite happens to be. He was asked by Rolling Stone in two thousand twelve which song he felt contain. The greatest led Zeppelin riffing response. May Well not be what you're expecting? So this is eight years old and the person's still drawing this out page famed for his evolving blues rock sound instead picked his eastern influence gem from physical fees fee the brilliant. Kashmir has to be the one there we go there. We go two hundred fucking words. He knows it while the rift may be May. Well be the biggest moment on some of Zeppelin songs. Without the rest of the band's input SEF would never had reached the heights they did. It's difficult to be asked. What's your favorite step track? They were all they. All were page told Freaky of rolling stone. They were all intended to be on those out but he decided to narrow it down. Soon after I suppose Kashmiri has to be the one day you go now you know and now you know all right. I got to do an ad read here. Everybody an ad reading Ed Reed. They say such things and they do strange things. That's bad breed. And let me get this straight. So people are having difficulty applying for fucking unemployment but the CHEESECAKE FACTORY. After eight days could be like fuck you would not paying our rent and everybody's okay with that you know the fucking guy. The hand sanitizer guy gets all kinds of shit for price gouging on that but I go on Amazon to try to get some more swifters and they want fifty nine bucks for a box of them. How come they're not shitting all over the fucking the Amazon people? Maybe they are but see if they are Amazon. Price Gouging price-gouging on playstation Texas lawmakers demand Amazon's and other stop price gouging by vendors Amazon Walmart. Do you realize the level? I just want to be in the fucking meeting. I just want to be in the meeting. How does it go down those corporate offices with a sitting there going like you know we live in America we are Americans? These are our countrymen. And they're struggling. How can we take advantage of this? How much do you think they can afford to pay? What if we made a swifter a box of swift things a luxury item? Jesus Christ remember back in the day. Publishers Clearinghouse we come up to your house with that giant fucking check and people would lose their minds first of all you realize I was dumb enough well into my twenties that I thought that was the actual check that because it was so much money they wrote it on a big check and I actually thought you took that check down to the fucking bank and then a security had to walk out and get it because you could slide it underneath the teller window. I swear to God. I'm not fucking bullshit you. I thought that for the longest. Fuck that that was the actual check so anyway with this price gouging. The you know the publisher's clearinghouse people they're going to start fucking coming up with the box fullest swiftness Amazon Corona virus price gouging leads to removal of. I love how they fucking get to blame the vendors when you know. They're getting a piece of the action thirty nine hundred seller accounts from US STORE DUE TO CORONA virus base price. Gouging Amazon announced Monday that it is removed more than thirty nine hundred selling accounts of voting for fair pricing. Well they're not doing. A good enough job keeps a fucking you've added. Let me just get to the ad right here. The ad read the ad read. They say such things and they do strange things. That's bad. Read the ad read. I'll never go there anymore. All Right Library all right. I think they asked okay. One read they asked to avoid mentioning the virus. All right. I'll play ball all right policy genius. Everybody these are things we each look back on and think. How did I get it so wrong? It might be wearing multiple polo shirts. Oh my God you remember that Multiple Polo shirts and popping all the callers. Wow that was a thing for like three weeks Donating to Kony twenty twelve. 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The other reminds me when I was a kid when I was in junior high school I was in elementary school. It was all about Adidas. Dita's dragon adidas far city and I remember dito dragons was cool because Huchon Starsky and Hutch hat. I liked the Adidas country. The green ones. I still have a pair of those because they reassured him in the early two thousands and they've never reissued again with the same quality. Let let let me let me look these fucking things up. Dita's country green. Let's see what we got here The those were the best. Those are my favorite sneakers. I had as a kid look. How fucking ugly. They look now all those look right like they did a good job reissuing them you can only get him in the fuck and UK so anyway. Then Nike came along with the Nike Cortez. And then that was it. They just fucking took over. I remember my brother had blue nylon ones with the Yellow Swish and then he had the black and gray ones And I stuck with the Adidas and then Converse all star was the shit for a second in the early eighties when people first started wearing like basketball sneakers. And you didn't play basketball and I had the low top red ones like curly neal and everybody had the red ones and it was only a couple of people migrate. That actually had the blue ones and I thought the blue ones who cooler they were white with the blue and then Somewhere like the next year all of a sudden it was all about running sneakers in new balance. Took over right so it was all these different pairs and then they had there. Was THESE BLACK. Wants Black and gray ones and those were the ones that I wanted. I didn't want the red with the grey end. I wanted the gray ones with the black end and they was sixty dollars and my mother was like I am not paying sixty dollars for. I think this was the early eighties so I don't know what that is in today's money right so I had a paper route so I had to agree. I had to pay twenty bucks a twenty five dollars like she wouldn't go above thirty thirty five bucks so I ended up paying the other twenty five dollars of it which was a big fucking investment. All right my new balance and I bought a A Yuna Vegas Nuovo sport. That was another big which I still have. I don't understand thrown out a bicycle. I don't get it. There's no motor on it. It's all made out of metal all the parts exist. It's fine. I do not understand getting a new fucking bicycle so I still have that thing. I have the fucking in my in my garage. I actually right on that thing while my daughter rides her tricycle. I ride on a bicycle that I got when I was. I don't know fourteen I think and I remember. It was a big deal because it was a twelve speed. Other kids had a ten speed. I E twelve speed. I had two extra years. I still couldn't beat him in a race. But it was nice to know you know an I upgraded. I had a Raleigh Beach Rambler. That was my paper route bike. Big fucking peewee. Herman looking bike in Massachusetts had whitewall tires on it and I remember me and my brother pointed at it and laughed and then my dad's sought and he's from the nineteen fifties while tires. He loved it. It's great you should get out again and I was so afraid of my dad I bought it and I didn't even want it and then I wrote around the neighbouring. Everybody fucking laughed at me. It was like a pimp lost all his horse but still wanted to have some style so we had to sell his car put so he bought a bicycle with fucking whitewall tires and everybody thought it was just laughed at it and then one day my older brother got on it and he wrote it down the driveway and slammed on the brakes and the tire was so fucking thick that it sounded like a car and everybody thought it was cool. Yeah that was a little kid orange Afro a beach rambler bike with fucking whitewall tires. Hey ladies where are you going yes so anyway? So I got these fucking new balance fucking sneakers right and paid full price for trump. Whatever the fuck I got him back. I mean athletes still around back that it's still around now but I think it was around even back then and I remember coming into school. And everybody's like Oh shit because those are the best ones right and I just remember everybody how much you paid for them. Thanks for them. During the day edge kept lying kept dropping up fifty five dollars dude. I could've got tempting Jin Herman's for fucking forty eight and I just kept dropping the number no matter what fucking number. I said somebody said they could have got a better deal. You know I think I dropped it too much. And then they said wear and then I had to make up a store then they said I was lying and going back when I say I paid full price. My mother wouldn't go higher than thirty thirty five bucks so I had to pay the final twenty five but I have a paper route so I agreed to do it and I spent twenty five dollars of my own money because I wanted to wear these income to school and be a cool kid and maybe people wouldn't fucking give shed and you guys are doing it anyway. So I'm out twenty five bucks because you still giving me. Shit and I'm really disappointed right now. Imagine we came with that kind of honesty at that age. I imagine you still get. The Shit kicked out of all right. So how much time if I'd done here all right. I think that's enough for one day. I don't know I don't know what to say at this point. Just fucking hanging their fucking keep wearing your mass in your ban. Danas and stuff. Evidently this is peak week. I think we're going to get through it by the summer. Positive bill positive part. We're going to get through everybody. We're going to get through this. And the government fucking help people out with the Goddamn unemployment. You're only take too much. They're fucking checks anyways. It's it tax. The fucking rich more will make them pay more right but could do that. Everybody helps everybody out. That said what is the fucking problem. You know what? This is a great opportunity. I think to just take down the banks. It just fucking start over again every. Nobody's fucking working now anyways. Just fucking start over again. Walk up to the Federal Reserve and say hey pencil pushers guess what we're printing the money. Now we don't know you any fucking money go fuck yourself right and the dollar still has nothing behind it but it still means something because we said so because if you come over here and you give somebody some money you can get something fuck and return all right so fuck all this inflation ship. It adds value because we say so. 'cause we have nuclear weapons right and we switched to solar power. Everybody learns how to make bread. We get vegetables grown in the backyard. That's it the only go to mom. You only go to mom and pop stores there. We go now. We did a benefit last weekend to help out some people that were in the comedy community Comedians in Waitstaff. That were making any money so that felt good to do that. And we gotta I gotTa maybe something all things comedy you can figure out. Try to help out some of the listeners of our podcast because Because that's what you do you know. That's what you do when when Shit like fuck it happens. You don't fucking start price gouging and and I don't I don't believe in trying to say fucking divisive should try to be fucking bringing people together. I don't believe in fucking blaming this party or that party or the standing president or all of that like you really everybody's just GonNa be like like fucking relax and so fucking funny with this country. How everybody immediately goes to. I need to get a fucking gun because something's going to happen. And I know other countries look at us like what the Fuck is wrong with you guys and you have to look at it. This country is like one giant. Like you know. We're not all one people then we. We didn't get off on the best foot with each other so I think we go back to that when Shit fucking starts going down. But I'm hoping that people will use this as a way to come together and help out other people you know so maybe we can do something. I don't fucking know all right strategy. Oh you know what I saw. I saw old movie shampoo with Shirley maclaine brother the flex Warren Beatty Warren Beatty and It was a really interesting movie. As far as like the development of the script where formula with movies and like in the first ten pages like an page ten something has to happen to set the movie into action and then on page twenty five twenty six twenty seven or whatever then it moves into the second act and then somewhere in like page seventy supposed to go into whatever the third act and this sort of threw that out the window and you kind of just watching the character's lives unfold for like twenty minutes and you like what the fuck is GonNa Happen in this movie but I thought it was really interesting. Warren Beatty was great in it. And I duNNo. I've kind of been doing that with my wife. It's kind of a cool like we have not been fighting. Thank God it's funny when we went shit his regular. We fucking argue a lot but now I guess that there's nothing to do with just fucking hanging out watching old movies so I hope you guys being able to do that. I don't know I don't know what I don't know what I'm going to stay positive through all this. I think they're gonNA fuck and figure something out all right. That's it go. Fuck yourself checkout some old. Nfl highlights and maybe watch some animals eating each other Learn how to make bread or something. I'd like to do that but I imagine yeast. Let's see how much yeast cost at this point. How do you spell east? I'm spelt it. Y. E. S. T. Y. S. T. yeast forty eight dollars. Fucking forty eight cents on wish. You fucking conce safe instant. Yeast Thirteen fifty on E. Bay. Is it's seven ninety nine. I was actually watching severe. I'll go a little longer. Who gives a fuck right? I was actually watching some on how to make bread. It looked funny. Shit man fucking slapping that fucking dough around can't find yeast or flower. These days ninety areas spots are still breaking. Baking killer bread What is Baker's yeast? And where can I find it? Fucking assholes fucking assholes man. It was plenty of fucking yeast a month ago. What happened did one dose by a whole garage full of it All Right Kate. Is The Washington Post Dot Com? Set You fucking politics Washingtonian. Sorry WASHINGTONIAN DOT com. This is the thing can't find Easter flower. These areas spots are still baking killer bread. Just in case you wanNA leave the sour dough to the pros I don't know what this is. This means you can do without that. Gives a Shit. Okay this yeast and then they got fucking. Don't sneeze on anybody fucking bing crosby hat with the fucking Sidney Crosby face. Shield forgot all right. Maybe that's what I can do. Maybe all things comedy can go out and pay top dollar for some yeast and then just give it away for free crazy. People hang in there. Stay positive try to help people out. I don't know what I guess. That's what I got fucking stay inside a broken record here. All Right. Go Fuck yourselves. Have a great weekend and I'll see on Monday. Sits through Fatty Charles. Schumer have a land of add. A sad works. Hey what's going on? Its Bill Burr. And it's the Monday morning. Podcast rule on day. April ninth two thousand and twelve. And we're going to some little different this week rather than me. Just sitting here in my pajamas ranting ranting and raving. I decided that I would get closed this week and have a friend of mine. Come by the one and only dom IRA everybody thank you everybody. Do you mind if I get undressed. I would feel more comfortable like in the nude nude in the nude nude. I think it's very fitting that I'm with Dago. Bastard like you was sitting here drinking. The vino enough nut you mic brick ballooning. Tell you something that is funny is that I bring red wine over little class little. Doing I was embarrassed that I only had one red wine glass and the fact that the only thing I've had here is up stuff I brought over and you had a delicious Sushi dinner. Let me I thought I thought I told DOM to come here at seven thirty so we me and the ordered Sushi and evidently said seven. And this guy's Johnny on the spot. Seven o'clock right is a professional league. I delivered it then I I know and then you showed up the only thing I could offer. You was the fucking wine that you're brought D- what some the mommy with your one you said to me. Listen let's let's quit fucking around here. Let's series comedy no. Yeah let's sit down. I want to know about your process when you sit down when we're going to talk about comedy talking to you. Bye Instrument tuned instrument. We're GONNA talk about two comedians. We're going to sit here for an hour and talk about the logistics. Is the right word of you can use that word when you put the pen to the paper a little heavy now bill but you see the master. I did and were you happy. That BUBBA BUBBA Watson You know I like seeing different people where the thing that's amazing to me is the nerves it takes when you know a friend of mine. Scratch Golfer he goes to the one guy goes. Why don't you turn pro because you have no idea the difference between me being alone on a course you know hidden his seventy when compared to you know millions of people looking at you. Yeah you know what I was. Blows my mind at those those those. Pga things is when those guys go to tee off and they hit it like three hundred miles an hour. All those people standing jess off to the right and the left sitting in the face just like looking for a subway to come. Yeah Yeah like Bob was shot there when he was he was in the pine needles. I mean everyone was staying there. There was a guy sitting here like a camera like the level of faith that they had one guy did get hit today. Did you know some get yesterday? I saw a Guy. It was delayed reaction. That's all ahead. GotTa hit center mass. You couldn't see because those people but as low enough where it wasn't his head now and it looks like walking around looking for the ball and all this sort of collapsed and then they just goes. Oh dear somebody got hurt whispered. I wonder what happened? If somebody got killed like a gut hit in the temple. You think they'd stopped the match. After they took the ambulance took the body away. Now I think that they would keep going but not say that he was dead. It would ruin. Doesn't look good ruin. Spectate The spectator the spectator part of it. The We then have to all be wearing helmets and stuff like that years later people years later people would watch it on Youtube. The way you watch like a goalie day. That didn't wear a mask US guys out of his fuck there in the fairway and he played golf nine. Don I appreciate the game but I just WanNa know pigment Irishman I mean by the fourth hole. I don't give a fuck. It sounds great. You go out there with your twelve pack and you know we can make a lot of money because they had like the celebrity things that go on. They you've gotten offers the guy for people right. I yeah maybe carrying somebody's bags haven't gotten this kind of things. I mean celebrity golf now. I'm Outta that loop. Well I'd have to go out there with some big like Hannibal. Lecter Sun hat that he wore like at the end of the morning if they had nighttime golfing golfing. Do I have friends that golf a lot and I just don't want to suck at something else at this age. Don't mean so I stick. I stick close to the vest I should pull and I played ping pong because I love ending up where I started. I mean there's no big thing people go you play Ping Pong like what are you. A half of my thing is I. Don't play like stand there with a beer in my anti play like you know you put some spin on it. I put some spin mother. Who you gotta you gotTa play. Jimmy Door Zieger Jimmy Door Jimmy. Dora invites you over. You know the hilarious Jimmy door brings invites you of you. Think you're just going over there to you. Know have some Burgers. It is lovely place in really. He's he's just sick of beating everybody in his neighborhood and he talked shit. Where'S THE AD like Sober Lakers outreach? Because we're this is about as far as I'll go only because I love you. This is far as moth. These fucking Goddamn fucking Moss old when you have to buy a cedar chest take chest of drawers because they're eating at your old man sweaters. I wasn't v Neck sweaters now onstage. I go with that with t-shirt underneath the casual. Look I'm trying to disguise how much I dropped the F bomb Iraq figure. If I dress how many how many have for fifteen minutes wisely do four days when I go outside? Got Four different colors. Maybe I'll switch it up with a button down just to the wait staff doesn't start snickering at me off the record. I wish that you were sharp dresser off the record. I'll take that even that Maroon goes go at your is well. You know I mean. I knew you'll come on overdone. I appreciate that appreciate the look this fucking guy today. Who won that thing okay? I'm sitting there The the fuck in golf thing. I'm I watch it every year. I think it's awesome right but I'm looking at the guy and I'm texting back and forth my buddy Paul Versi back east. And when when he hit off that pine yeah that was amazing yet curve tell. Ya Insane and went right to land right there and then he goes into parts and Wednesday. He said that that was the equivalent to win. Eli through that pass to Manningham and I was just like too mannie him. Oh this year. Don't compare like sports to golf now. Golf is like a giant pool table. Three our mind fuck. I will do that but it's just like I had a three hundred pound guy in his face taking the shot to the head. It's it's not. This is what kills me. Is what the thing about golf first of all. Did you saw him what he want? He's got the double Chin seventh-grader arms lesson in his life and tiger. Woods and Phil Mickelson. So that's like Gretzky and fucking Mario lemieux are out there and he beat them. So it's like I know guys who suck it's sports like really bad like throwing the ball like tense up as one guy. I know like when he goes to shoot hoop. It's the fucking it's like the greatest like physical comedy ever seen. He bites his bottom lip and he holds the ball right in front of his face so he can't even see the rim at the last second. He bends both as risk. So you can see it for half a second and then throws a line drive in it hits the under part of the rim. That's how bad this guy he gets on a golf course. He can compete. He can hit it straight and saying he kills guys and wins money out there but to watch him. Hit a golf ball. You have no idea that if you like going to play softball let's see you hit a golf ball. Let's get this guy out there. This is struck out. He worked with them. He struck out slow pitch softball with a girl under head struck out to the point. He was so embarrassed. I remember later on that night. This how long was he got me. Wine Cooler was the eighty horrible. But you a psych. If you underage he was like and I was like this sounds getting molested store by swear to God it was. I had to go back and I threw pitches until it was dark out. I think it was the next night the next night I did. He was so fucking embarrassed. He struck out three times and was giving him at work. But this guy can go to the golf course so I think Bowling Golf Pool. I know people have said this before but after watching that guy went today. I I totally respect the game. I think one of the things golfers you can also be a normal person and I mean like basketball. You can't be normal. How many ten guys did you see today? You know when you go to the mall. How many six ten guys do you see none? Because it's so it's such a freak game. The guys that are smaller even freaks because their quickness is beyond belief like John Stockton. His hands were twice as big as ours. There's always something freaky about something expanding. Yeah but in golf you can be like pretty much normal God for some reason you got that you can whack that ball whatever. It is the Torque the physics behind it all golfers. They're all like almost in shape right a little bit packs but they got a little bit of a Bali Can Kill That fucking Mothman. I mean killing them every. Goddamn we oh shit. How did you miss that? I didn't miss it I hit it. I'd be stunned them. You be all ranked. He looked at me. Just see him looking at me. How much of Dick am I? I got you over here. You brought the wind got offer you like more now that my clothing and I'm giving you shit about it and I was always good to you. Bill I took care of you and back in the day now early on you really mean to me get the you used to bully me. Yeah right yeah when I was in the comedy locker room and you came in way back in the worst play and we had sports play. Sports play nowadays is considered hazing friend. Who's prosecuting? That's Dusky case. He went off the other day on television. He went off on on Sandusky in his lawyer but not to be ticipal. It's pretty funny about Sandusky lawyer. I should what an idiot that guy is. Because he's such a moron. I and it turned Jogos. I gotTa tell you something. He's a big fan of yours after he said what an idiot. I'm not finished. Does have good comedy. How many times that's A? That's a great thing to bring up. How many times have you made fun of somebody in your act? They like a cartoon to you. And then all of a sudden you know five six years later you're standing in the room with them. Oh Yeah and then you then. You're just going. Oh my God. Did they hear what I said? More one of my first jokes. That was closer. Joke in my act was before I did the tonight. Show star search right now when you did the tonight show was Atlano or Ohno's Carson Carson. So but I did the station but before I did I show after a star search. I had a joke about that McMahon. The joke was kind of went. Like I said I meet. Ed McMahon. I said I'm thrilled. Thirty five years in business. What do I say them in? A CALM ED or Mr the commerce to Mr. Ed McMahon missed your big fat lucky talentless Hump Kitchen Janis blessed thirty years. You Budweiser outpost slinging. Nothing what do you do? I don't mean that in a bid but that was the Joe and he comes up to me right before I go on to say hi to me. I didn't know that he thought the joke was funny seeming. They knew who I was and he pulls me towards it. I'm thinking Oh Shit Ed McMahon's GonNa slide guy to real big six four. You know and he was strong. Then this was this before he got. Kinda shrunken an older. And I thought man McMahon's GonNa Sucker me and I gotta go on stunned. I just said you know. But I'm certainly saying what he what he just said. He'd have a great set and you know he was just very nice but also now had he had but I didn't know his daughter told me he had and then we work together the Philadelphia Academy of Music doing some benefit and. He told me he loved the bit. He always finding so seek. Yeah you gotTa love a guy who's comfortable with the yeah with where he's at. He's big enough that you that he's famous and it's funny so in that sense you don't do jokes about not to talk about comedy. But how fucking nerve wracking was it to do the tonight show with Johnny Carson. Because there was that whole thing that you couldn't just go out and have a good so he had to get the okay I didn't thumbs. Okay was like you did. Good thumbs was the imprimature of comedy. I mean it was like you know most of the time you got called over either. Because he wanted to you over there or because the timing you know that guy was a comedian that really alcoholic comedian from Boston. Teddy Bergereon. Yeah and no offense to teddy but because I get a hand can't open my hand because I got it. We'll just keep squeezing here. Was He there? He got fucking crawl away again. Sorry I tell you indestructible. He looked at me like you got to raise the table. Hey baby but teddy apparently did too long so they brought him over to the thing. You know what you're asking me before which is interesting because it was no fun in it. There was no joy in it. All it was was a passing passing through some some worm tunnel it was like the White Apollo in a way but rather than the out it was like he was gonna blow. You just not bringing you over. Yeah and I remember looking out into the hills in Burbank thinking. I'm going to run away. I'll start a new life. Take up in the woods. I really did because I couldn't. It was so there was no fun. My fucking head was PA- you love the curse. Yeah my head was pounding my my. I never get headaches pounding. My heart was beaten like a rabbit's you know and then I got off. He gave me the homes. They told me we got to have you back and that was like how. How many of just absolute relief is that must have just been unreal. That's what I always. I open the amount of times I think that why do I do? This is as you're standing there before going out like. I'm really actually a really introverted person before I started doing this shit so now. I'm just sort of a loud mouth. Asshole Kinda grew being on stage. But like the the I I would say eight nine years of doing this shit. I amount of times I was just standing in the waiting to on in some fucking impossible situation off. Nick stirred show or something. Yeah you around for those days at all. The Knicks Knicks comedy south of Boston. I started at next I mean luckily the the guys the Boston comics good to me. That was a tough place. That was tough. If you're from Boston urged show Friday. Then they would put like ten fucking Boston headliners but see they took care of me. Like Gavin and Sweeney. They all looked out for me and he they didn't try and bury me for whatever reason you know. We always got along so it was different for me like like I heard. Richard Lewis was so upset. Because somebody's sweeney goes follow that follow that all my stuff my esoteric stuff. Boston's and Richard apparently hid under the seats to hit under the stage till everybody left. Yeah I don't know why they used to do that but I guess they used to get territory there to really kind of funny thing considering. I didn't have to go through it. I wasn't from Outta town. Yeah the fact that they'd be like you know. What do you need headlines for? We're here we can close. Yeah and that you would cause so many comics do when you go on the road. Try To Bury You. But they never have the audacity to say like follow that you know. 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I I told him that I make twelve thousand dollars in ten minutes for you know. Remember going like why. Why would you think you guys could make me leave? And they actually paused from doing you for half a second but it was only the people in the back of the thing I loved about you. Was You sticking up for me and I thought that was really cool you went. They Booed Moreira like like one of my heroes. Slough come on you remember when I was in Boston in somebody new you a headliner and was saying that Yeah you know the don was in town and we were shooting pool and I remember thinking that that was the more he knows dom I rare so I was psyched to be working with you and not to mention. Do you remember that lineup? That night? Yeah the the way that they were being because everyone went out there and there was that dance. Mother Fucker VIBE. Do the as far as I can remember. It was rich. Voss Tracy Morgan your member Tracy Patrice O'Neal you Bobby Kelly. Mealy Jimmy Shubert Jimmy Shubert Jimmy Shubert and then let them say a word he says I bombed the you can't bomb within only at talk. You can't bomb when it's still light and you're standing outside and half. The crowd is sitting down. That poor bastard brought half his family there but the funny I know Jim Norton now Ralphie. May that was the show. I can tell you in twenty years. People are GonNa look back at that lineup be like why are people getting booed? They were drinking all day. It was crazy outside. Fill MY CAR. My deserved it because like in one thousand nine hundred ninety eight. I want to go see dice. Clay at the Worcester Centrum at the height of that of the dyestuff and an unknown Eddie Griffin was opening for him. Let's do the great for comedy. Yeah we will all born out when I was born Eddie Griffin. Yeah Eddie Eddie Griffin. He wasn't famous. I was ironic and I was doing that more on audience. Tyson's going to love us because we're doing this because we want to come on and and Eddie Griffin stood there going. Fuck you mother fuckers. I'M NOT GETTING OFF STAGE AND PEOPLE. Kind of like Whoa. Oh we thought you just going to run off. And then he ended up killing doing that. Michael Jackson thing that he did or something. He ended up turning around and killed. So that's the thing about that philly thing. Why don't make such a big deal because those guys bunch of guys have done that? There was no youtube where you told me that they expect you to do it after that. But I got to tell you the funniest line for some reason. Fuck the Liberty Bill. I don't know why but that made me cry. Bill fucked Libertyville Don Don Don mcnabb. It'll be gets an ACL. You haven't running on shift. Flyers have a one Gerald four with President. But then fuck. That's like that's like somebody in Boston. Yellen somebody going. Hey Fuck Paul Revere Shit right talk about our bell. Don't talk about a tourist attractions like that. Yeah that was one of a happy happy night on the road. You got anything. Rumor has it that you're going to be starting up your own. Your own podcast. I might be on a shortlist of guests trying. Well Yeah you said that. You don't WanNa do it right away because we're talking now but I want you to do it as soon as you want to do. It's going to be a domino rare. Live at the factory. I'll come down and do it because you're conversational guy. I just don't like when I go and I do. Somebody's podcast and for an hour. We tell all our stories to each other Blah Blah Blah. And then come and into my podcast next week and then it always feels like what I did for. Vh1 were I wasn't on. I love the eighties I was on. I love the eighty strikes back so they had already talked about all the a level. Shit Roseau when I came through do you remember? What would you do for a Klondike Bar? All the Eddie Murphy raw back to the future all that shit was gone and it was like the really Do you remember show called square pegs? No short lived show comedy on. That was really like a so. That would be the reason why I don't do that though I want to tell you I really appreciate you breaking out your new shoes for this new. Just don't wear them much because they look like bowling shoes. These are todd's there. I was GONNA say shoes eighty-five a shoe three eighty five issue. That's expensive pair individuals. I bought the first one and then the other one. I'm GONNA come back and get later Eddie right bill her own it is is. I try and go out and live a life. Okay and let it rights itself as a community. You always have to be observing things the newspaper. I read like seventeen newspapers a day. That's what I do. I just I want to see it from every angle informative person than actual comedian you. You don't even go for lip so no well you've seen my sets down there. Yeah that's what I always loved about watching onstage. I didn't go for your their ability to just stand there after the therapy and just not walk all stages this amazing crowd thinking. This is what. I'm more of a motivational speaker when they talk when they leave my show. I want them to think I could do that. And that's what I'm about killing. It's all old school. I liked teaching. You know what I loved Comedians. Say True story like that makes a difference like like they're gonNA leave favor. Yeah yeah get like the growing out the end the second guy. I think he was funny. But talk about integrity. My God he was honest. I think there's other guys made that shit up that really funny. Shit but you know I love you. You still come down to work out and I always work out. I feel like there's just a handful of us who want you. Start selling tickets on the roads. We'll still go down. I don't know why guys who take off nine o'clock I mean I understand it like if you're married and like I'm single right now. But he wasn't my girlfriend didn't understand what I'm trying to get better. What do you think you can't say when I did the tonight show? That was nine hundred. Eighty seven right. That's a long time ago that you know I I mean I have to practice. I can't go like if you play basketball. You can't say that somebody You know usually scored twenty four points a game and he's going well you know. What palliative scored four tonight? So you know I want to be good. I mean I know you have the same motivation that I have to keep improving. You're not you're not really competing against anybody else. Compete with yourself. I I'm competing with a lot of people who you jealous of. Who's really makes you angry. Success it's just something you know what it is. I've always been my my tough guy I know about. You is your Your your arm wrestling abilities. We were talking about that last night. Not to be named Dr Renee Zellweger. Cute you ever hear live beautiful. I've seen in the movies with that. Deck fucking guy. Looks like Phil Mickelson. But he's from England guy goes to hooker. Oh Oh yes on the twenty thousand dollars. The one he was that hookers name like name. Is Phillip North? What the fuck was his Harry? Harrington something Bobby Pittman of Rosenthal. It was accessible roads producer. Raymond now he's what the fuck was his name. Harry crumb terrible news. Harry you really terrible. It's not even close. You Eight Bucks Harry Caray Harrington Hugh Grant Hunterston remembers. It'll be a great memory. That'd be a great destiny Brown. Holy Shit you're good question. She was hot she was she was hot and she she you know. And that's you know that's one of the great things about being a hooker here in la just like everybody any moment where you're gonNA run into exposure. A movie star was great exposure about the Eddie Murphy thing. Transvestite was that ever proven. Well he I think it was proven that he you know nobody can ever prove that he didn't know it was that he knew it was a man but You don't go to Santa Monica Boulevard and pick up a regular hookers go on just swinging by Yum yum. Donuts it look Eddie. Murphy's a brilliant actor and all but I mean the thing is what is with all the what. What's the deal with what's up with what's the deal with all the DONUT PLACES? Are these people? And why do they eat so many donuts? Don't I've never seen so many not only so many fucking donut shops out here. But they're all like seemed to be independently-owned and everyone has a different name Yum yum donuts. Go another Oh boy. They got some donuts. Everybody out here works out. Who pay no face you to hole in the middle of your friend Renee Zellweger eating a dozen and then fucking Yakima full. What I was. GonNa say point when you were talking to her. Did she do some sort of touching of your arm or maybe taps you have made you feel like a little boy again well. She curry's burnt like her. Her whole aura is really positive. Energy has cheese. Right in the middle of centrally located g medalist. There's talk about a name dropping thing I on a Sunday night. I'M IN CLEVELAND. It's snowing sideways was so bad at next day. It was snowing. I'm telling you it was started talking about snow up to rid of the lake. The lake effect snow is not real snow. It's like affect Denver. I'm sitting in Cleveland. I'm looking at the wind thing. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GET. Outta the more I had to go to a reading ready for this dame drop city Sean. Penn had called me up. Jesus Christ dump I know. Wait there's more to read with Chazz Palminteri Deniro Renee Zellweger. Go Fuck Yourself for what for movie? A comedy movie about that. As opposed to play Deniro's brother now shorts over Broadway. Yeah Baltimore Oh no this is just last year and then the matter of fact they call me a month ago to come in and read the rewrites with them. But I couldn't make it that bronchitis but a I'm sitting there. And I really turned into Woody Allen because at the end of the thing I got I got kind of a crush on Zoey. And she's so pretty and so such a good actress and she says you're really good. 'cause I hope I get to work with you? Babe Babe and I went. I was walking down the steps alone. I'm going she called me. Babe Babe Unreal. Yeah Yeah Powerful. The power of beautiful and famous. Yeah I did I did a show one time and down. Irvine down at the mall there and the end of the show this this woman came up and just really quickly shook my hand and then should really funny. And unless I'm telling you it was like fucking electricity. Yeah was in our hand and it was. It was a check from the white snake videos. Who walked around and all the white dress. Yeah you still look and go but like I had no idea. She was but she just had like that. There was no way she wasn't going to become famous. I'm telling you dude. She shook my hand and it was like lightning. Bolt went through it. Definitely energy pushing fifty and it was these other twenty-seven-year-old holidays and I'm watching her. Go out the door. Like who the fuck was well. He doesn't even talk like that sort of electricity dump. You ever wish that you had that sort of I never you know. Look I wasn't a good looking. Yeah the IT factor. You know what I love to who who's bit. I can't forget his name. Guy passed away as well. My favorite Richard Jenny no WC fields to Casello. He was a former teacher and he he used to do the show. Welcome back Kotter now. Nope he passed away. Fuck Miniature Schnauzer. Becoming really stressful. Read with the mustache does work Dennis when he used to say that. Because I'm bad with names and then I totally love the guy then. I panicked and then I just forget it is. Why do this? I sucked your blocked on your block. I'm put too much pressure. That's why golf golf with these bubbles. These self taught guys who beat the Gretzky's in the Mario Muse He's doing this bit about the factor. Having it with women. No remember that you know what it is. I don't think I ever had it. But whatever it is I have the antidote and he would stick his tongue. Yeah Yeah fucking Love Doug butchered his goddamn joking Republicans. Say there's no he he. He mugged a lot but he was funny off. It's me the whole acquis mugging. He went to the comedy connection in Providence. Right in the end when he was sick and he sat down. I heard about Lloyd and got a standing ovation. I heard he did that and they did Boston. When it was still open. Yeah comedy connection absolutely destroyed you. I heard one time I heard you one time. You did a set half sitting half standing simultaneously fucking destroyed. It cracks me up as a C- like better kid. You know was like thirty nine. Good shape whatever you start looking guy. And he says stem after about two minutes on stage. We don't fifteen minutes to comedy store all day long. We often don't work and they sit down to. He takes a break if two minutes. Who boy anybody else looks like. You could do like forty pull ups. Just when he wakes up he could do it. I'm glad we finally got to that about forty minutes. Then we finally know thirty minutes that we realized that a bright earned says he's one of the more lazier guys out here which it these are yeah. He's a lazy funding comedian. This is the kind of things I mean. I can't believe you got me to admit certain things on the show or you're about to too. I WanNa make you cry is wanted to somehow Brent urged killing while sitting down and being better looking in better shape than both of us. I think this is going to lead you to cry. I realized now you know look look how much weight gain right now. I've gained since I've known you thirty pounds right and I know that I can't tell well you don't really look you don't really check me out is off my head. My head is bigger. What are you wearing that slimming? Black T-shirt I've got a very head but it's interesting because now and I don't even know if this is a bit yet bill but I think there's not minute I have to look. I don't like women my own age right. I mean I can't. I can't fake that. I get aroused by them. Always wondered that no. I always wanted clean. I wish I had that kind of love or something. I need like a hot young chick but the only high young chick. I'M GONNA get has to be flawed. She gotta be his daddy issues China outside. Yeah it's gotTa be messed up in some way but that's what I'm looking for. How many how many strippers have you have? You dated dated Only a couple. I was in love with one. How old were you when you when you made that move Two years ago you fell in love with strength was first of all. This is a country song she was. She was not stripping at the time. She was bartending. Just given an occasional weapons and really beautiful girl to that bar fine but toxic. Cotton alcohol really messed you up. You knew that yeah. I guess some girl but she's Getting back together that oxy husband and her two kids you keep blocking out. Jesus dom you make me feel good. Oh making me feel good. Some of the choices I made back in the day. Dude oxy is That's turn right. That's one of those things like even when you get off at your. I don't know that you're ever Depending on how long you do at the same. I lost a buddy minded. That I got another one. F- he's not doing so well. Did you grow up in a neighborhood? There was a lot of drugs Not Not like that. It was. I grew up cul de sac bullshit. Who's we there was the guy that was the bookie and then and then there was you know blues. Obviously but you know in some coke when you got older but nobody was doing like heroin and crack was like you're out of your fucking mind because everybody smoked crack. That was it you were done. Well they say you get addicted the first time they said but I got friends of mine. Who did it was our or. Maybe they're addicted other. Things didn't have time to be. Maybe they just better people better stronger. You have good friends. Let me ask you this. If you had one drug that you think you would like what would it be? I know what mine is if I could do a drug that. I've never tried them tried. And you think that in like it's not gonNa have any repercussions just want the feeling. What feeling would it be? I tell you what ty ty is I want to know. I want to know what it feels like. Like that trainspotting where you sink into the rug the first time you do heroin. That's exactly that's exactly what I want that. But I gotTa admit the hallucinating think tripping. Yeah but I'll that's somebody told me like trip and it's now you know the atropine you see the door fucking melting. You're like oh it's because on acid. It's not like those films where you'd be. He thought you could fly in like that jumped out the window. Now I think. What was that movie where that guy was it to me leary team? Alan Arkin did a part where he played an old guy and he fucking got addicted to heroin like seventies so what the fuck am seventy. That's a good idea. Just to try it at seventy. I mean I'd rather go out shooting drugs and go out taking get hurt man. I think you ever think about that seriously. Bill with accepting one thing. Thank you for the team. The team I don number came up and I don't think so I work this out now. I've actually thought a priest. How how I WANNA go out in by wolves shredded by animals? I either WanNa live one hundred five like you live so long that there's like nobody at your funeral because you outlived everyone who gives a shit or the you know the image. Because that's one of the things if you live long enough. This had people that cared about people doing the eulogy like Ami A. And when he was eighty seven and all the cards were. Those slippers always wore those slippers. You die like all my friends who have died. Tragically fucking young. It saves you pack the House. And everybody's up there and get a glitzy dying young is everybody gives. A fuck is articles written about you. There's not the worse when I mean there's nothing worse than dying but Diane also is sitting there. You got that fucking old terrified picture. My uncle Tony. When he died he really was very prejudiced and very angry but he also loved his children he loved God. He loved mountains and then when he died was so that make up for the racist yet. But I'm saying he was that balance in the nature of birds true though he was like all that and we're standing around the coffin. You see that mountain. It's Barack not these other people. This is God's country we're around the corner from where standing people lie about people after they died in this guide lead fidelity who was the first Italian character ever did like I got down a little. He said we're staying there media friend of mine priest and like a couple of my cousins and we're standing over the body and he goes he never had a bad word to say about anybody and we went from crying into fucking laughing. I'm thinking only works but everybody and then he goes listen. This is a really old reference. Goes he never had anybody? Except Larry Bowa Ribaud the for the phillies. He goes and he looks up because he hated that motherfucker with a vengeance. Her was the gambler. No he didn't gamble. He just hated him. He hated Larry because he hit one. Seventy five but he was a great fielder but what an obscure reference to make at a funeral in general back in the day he probably just didn't like second baseman. Brush the floor but I love everybody. La. I've had a couple of those in June. We're crying crying crying crying laughing. I did that one time buddy mine. His Dad died and it was just one of those fucking tragic. We were young and he died on nowhere and the kid already lost. His mom was fucking horrible and so it was pouring raining to make it even worse. Fucking like the movie seven. It was raining like that. Okay so we you know go you know. Go through the service. Now they're gonNa you know. Put The guy in the ground and the guy was so popular. I mean it was just a zillion people there so they had like one of these. You know one of those pop tents with no sides to it So the so many fucking people. Everybody's jammed in there me and my buddy can't get in you know we're on the outer ring would just get rained on and shit and my other asshole friends just inside the tent. And he's sitting there crying and stuff and they're bringing the body down and all of a sudden just from the weight of the rain like this little canal started pouring down just missing. My friend in the middle of Christ standing rain just reached up in adjusted. That's all went all over his Co. Head like this wool kind of coat on. So you couldn't feel it and dude. I'm talking crying laughing just crying because it was so sad and that's the thing that I never thought people understand that. They have a distasteful joke like of boats. Thanks Plane Crash. You have a job. They always think it's custer insensitive and they sometimes don't understand that it's a defense mechanism the pain. Yeah feeling something bad. I don't WanNa feel it and then you you you make a fucking joke and then you're laughing because you don't want to feel that so you're actually doing it because you kind of. I think I think dysfunction form of dysfunction well like pedophile jokes. We all know how terrible that is yet. But you could twist around. I usually bring it back on myself. You know like When jokes that says you know what about me? Father wasn't hot enough for you. Know what I mean like that kind of thing to make me. I wouldn't want to hurt a kid but there is a good example of something that's caused so many people so much pain and I'm not just talking about physical pain but you know we do you end. Somebody's life when you. That's why that Dusky Guy. You know like they shouldn't put those day should automatically get the death penalty just immediately. Yeah it's all. Take him out dude. If you've got a rabid dog in your neighborhood you fucking put it down those sex offender guys. That's it because all those people that that do fucked with. Yeah it's like now affect you want to talk about Dayton? Strippers like how that's going to affect who they pick you know who they pick a wife. How they treat their kids they might they. There's a chance that they they could. Sometimes I don't know if it happened I'M GONNA go beyond my intelligence on. This isn't to hard to do but I all I know is that that's generations of because of the abuse of the they they repeat the the whoever they don't get the you can't put that guy in jail and like I mean how long you're tracked into what you're attracted to know. Modern sell well especially if they suck yourself how long before. You would like big-ticket stripper. You've come out eight years later. I'm dumb I get pits. Those guys like eight year olds you stick them in a cell talk to him. You try to undo it and show him an adult that wired that way that's it. I'm just sick putting put them down. I it's it's RIDIC- it's why I don't believe in a higher power that gives a fuck. Well that's a whole different subject but I understand that but do you hear that joke about You might have until Joe No. It's two guys sitting on a bench of seeing eleven year. Old boy walk by but about the other one goes for. He must have been hop back in the day. Must've been something back in the day. It's fucking twisted and with that a little more advertising yeah but still like to stamp is dot com tremendous got from a bill Amazon dot com thing. Now tell me about it. Oh Jeez dom would love to. I'm so glad you said that I was worried. That say hey bill. Don't tell me about that because I hear great things but Amazon Dot Com. But I I don't know enough deal. I'm not saying you have to buy something but the next time you buy something on Amazon Dot Com if you want to contribute to the podcast go to bill. Burr DOT COM click on podcast. And on the right hand side under the I tunes window. 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Only four days only through. How great is it cost is great? The nervous nervous. Nellie OF CLUB. We can still knock out a twenty year old. Whatever does he like sixty five or at least still still loves getting a break. He still. I didn't mean it. Curls last time I was motorcycles allegedly allegedly someone who looked like him Yanked somebody out of a car and to him up a little bit they say back. East really yeah. The Guy kept blowing his horn knicks knicks. No Joe and this thing about him too. He's truly as a tough guy because he didn't tell he didn't tell me he did it. Somebody else did. He doesn't fight so I grabbed this guy. Nick didn't say Shit. Somebody else told me the story and I was laughing my ass off and I went. I said Hey I heard. Some guy was beeping the horn it. You know what happened? I want to hear the story for him and the way he told the story was. Oh no no. He told me the story I I said. Hey how's business going? And he tells me story like that's been going on. I kind of problem with this guy. The guy you know he kinda you know just the way. He told they'll be great in a movie. Like hit some real tough guy telling the story and then you smash cut to like what's really banging his head against the oil. He seemed like he went into this. Rages where you don't even remember what you did. I wanted to work things out. You know. Yeah Greatest Guy ever and I absolutely loved that club and I'm hoping I'm trying to work on a date there right now. Dr. My rare the legendary the one and only guy with the swagger swagger swagger who has table reads with Renee Zellweger. She Calls Him Sweetie Jealous. Robert Deniro stairs bullets at you. He was broke character right. He starts laughing which I thought was great. One of the greatest American actors and say to this guy who wrote the script. I go so fun for me to see Robert Deniro giggles and breaking character. He goes well you know he doesn't really put everything into that. I said you don't have to defend Robert than hero to me. You Know I. I was in putting boots in children's theatre. He's he's doing raging bull boots. You know great actor. I can't. It's just a table. Read as if you didn't realize that that's one of the rate actors of all because I was going to say what is better than that. Was it all smoke and Mirrors? Lucky with the deer hunter. Taxi driver raging bull goodfellas. Anybody can get lucky. Casino mean streets. What was modest. Go back and forth. Cme Deniro's we was the one that he played rupert. Pumpkin the comedy was great. Wasn't it phenomenal? I can't believe I don't own that. That's I know as a comedian. I don't I don't that let let me ask you. Let me ask you favorite actor of all time cheese comedy or drama drums. Something they don't let a lot of Comedians do even. Our lives are so creativity the acting compared the movie stars. Make sure you have the Mike up there. Oh Shit sorry I would say Maybe Pacino let me Pacino because of a dog day afternoon but Deniro's right there. I mean there's two guys they're not because they're saying you know I mean like Ned beatty great talent because they made the greatest movies of the last forty years. Yeah I mean you know I was joking with someone who yours. I was talking about this greatest. Imdb page flawless is. Is John Khazal John Kozelsk IMP. He S. five movies all were nominated for Best Pitch Godfather than he was in the conversation Afternoon Godfather to dog day afternoon in the deer. Hunter Wow. He doesn't have won a boat trip. We have one outdoor money. Like bad news. Bears par-three at room. Those haranguing Tang movies. Clint Eastwood was doing shop in any of those things. I love those sweet short. Resume her five those five movie. I took a train with him. Just by coincidence from real from New York to Boston image girlfriend were sitting next to me. We talked the whole time. Meryl Streep now. I don't think so. He resigned his growth but towards the end. Yeah I didn't know her. I don't know how good he was. He was giving her tips. I'm joking I watched this thing. What's what's the famous phrase who I knew it was you broke. My heart is further to. I knew it was you in the boat. So there's a documentary that was on. Hbo called. I knew it was you and it was about John. Kazaa and it's just it's De Niro Pacino Meryl Streep All just. He was so great and Dog Day afternoon the way he played that. Psychotic guy. Yeah the window remember. He didn't even know what Montana was throws a country or some innocent. It's in stupidity so I have never been on a Brooklyn over the whole way that they did the whole thing. Who's your favorite all? I have the Hacky I like. I like Laurence Olivier. Those guys are great. You know all right. Well I'll give you the when I was young. I was like leave me out of this. I I like I Lee Marvin Charles Bronson Charles Bronson. I just watched one of his old movies called the Big House in one thousand nine hundred eighty five years small partner. I'm telling you as far as like physiques. He's the original like the market is Iraq. He was he was fucking shredded before people knew how to do. P ninety x needs to work in mines and Poland back then like what I love about the forties and fifties and even into the sixties like like being in shape just meant. You weren't fat. You know what I mean like when you watch one of those guys but even some of them back in the back way early didn't have muscular. Harrity like you watch like Ben Hur. And they're all just like all suck in the guts in always had like some sort of like it looked like a wrestling championship belt that they put like a Cummerbund that they always have over their gut and they would just sort of have their sort of Sh- sort of pacs like did they just showed up with what they had. Christopher Christopher Reeves Who's The guy who played Superman Christopher? He's now the other the old man on television. Yeah he wasn't insured his no shape at all illegally accardo played. Batman wasn't a utility belt but his brother was Hercules debriefs. His name was even though but and he he was really in. Shape is one of those guys that really look like look like Hercules and they both they. Both Superman died. Tragically in that weird. I remember I used to do a bit on Christopher Reeves and it was it was it was paralyzed which might seem insensitive but I was but it was not talking about what a pussy I was ever. People had those horrific fuck it injuries like that. I consider a blessing. I'm just GONNA every day. I'm alive and Blah Blah Blah and like. Oh Yeah and then they always go like well. I'd pick them because he knew that he could handle this challenge. My bit was. Don't ever fucking pick me. I'll be in that we will take. Shell Me Kill Me Kill me. I was saying I would steer the fucking wheelchaired zone myself down the stairs. There's no yeah fucking way. I can handle the only thing I could hand. Is Somebody flipping me over in fucking wipe my ass and I was just going. I I would just have to be joking around. I shouldn't be saying There's a few things I never make fun. I was younger I never make. I don't make fun of Handicapped. I don't like is there are somethings I don't make fun of. I don't make special. Needs kids just shit. I don't do adult retarded kids retarded people rather I always say. Get to a certain age. You could make fine. You WanNa hear one one story that I tell that I only usually tell off stage I was at a I was at a red sox. Game Fenway Plaque right and I'm sitting in the bleachers and there was this family of legs father with three sons two of them were just regular people and the other one was special needs but he was a monster he was like fucking six two and we were sitting out in Centerfield and we will almost behind the bullpen. And so this you know the weird configurations of Fenway. It's like a row went to a wall and the wall went up and then there was like left field right field centerfield. I Guess Center right and then there's the centerfield bleachers where the garage doors so the the kid who had mental problems was like up against the wall or whatever and he was. I don't know what his deal was. He was getting worked up and his dad was telling the calm down. He's like fuck you. He's like curse it. It was like retarded or whatever and then his dad finally goes. Come on calm down. I would the crowds. And he was getting amped up and then the kid got to fucking amped up data on sit down he was like Nah down. His Dad wound up in his heart as he could slug this kid as well but that was like sixty five and this kid was like twenty eight and he was a monster and he hit him in the chest and the kid is one of those things but no one wanted to laugh ride. It was fucking it was like right out of it. I don't fucking like over the top car terrified. Because you're like yeah get that to settle. Because he's big enough to kill all of us. What am I doing some people wheelchairs shit? I don't talk about bronzes story that I was doing a roast for Mickey Rooney Right. And I'm there with Martin Landau George Segal Me Charles Bronson. This is the half of the day of Christ and Charles Bronson I go. I just turned to him and he was very quiet. You know I gotTa tell you. It's really cool to meet you. And he goes without even like inflicting any make any motion goes pitchman at Napkin. Where I go yeah. How fucking cool is that option so rude? I love it right so I go up on stage and I'm like roast and not only Mickey Rooney but like other people in the days and I tell the story about Brunson. I go how cool that you know. This is Charles. This guy is death. Wish Guy and all right and he's so cold that he doesn't even accept accountant. You asked me for Napkin and then I come in and sit down. And Goes Hey. I'm sorry I can't hear this year. I wanted you to be mean but I loved all those guys and I was wondering the other day I was talking to somebody going like. Why do the stars back then? The Lee Marvin Lebron's and all them. Why did they seem through those guys? One hundred thirty forty pounds but you just had they had that vibe. I would never fuck with that guy and then you look at the stars today. You look at Brad Pitt. Add you know came or whatever that guys like six two six three shredded right. The highlights in his hair. I don't know what it is but fucking I finally was reading something about Lee Marvin Lee Marvin fought in world war. Two in like his entire people like one of two people who survived as entire platoon. It's got a purple heart and all that and it's like no wonder he seemed like such a fucking bad was remember him in the Wild One. While and Brando you should check. The Big Red One was Lee. Marvin the wild ones that the one with the motorcycle one. Yeah I saw that. But you know it's the worst. The cringe-worthy Movement moment in that movie is when they start singing. Those two actors and you can clearly see that. They're actress playing tough guys. They start singing like some sort of do up. Oh at the end of the aren't supposed to be shocking. The bartender is such a Douche. Chill moment where there was in one. It's got the Harley coming to town. Yeah Yeah Yeah. The one where he goes. That's Combo style. While I'm Brenda had do you know what the you know? When you play the Wilbur Theatre in Yeah in Boston that Green Room. Brando lived there right. Oh really yeah. I had heard that he was tell the story like he when he was a broke actor. Who's doing the doing theater? And that was like dressing room. You so broke. He actually stayed there. I'm afraid of that place when these people in there. I can't imagine going to bed places haunted. Do you believe in goes. Oh yeah okay. I don't believe in them. Although when I come down here I kind of I heard one time. I heard one so clearly then blue. A cough just kept coughing. Could laugh on that yet broadcaster speech. Sorry no no I hear. I'm in bed at a studio apartment. Just moved out for my wife and I hear a cloth and this guy's a corporate guys got a call who's in here solely a studio so I go and I look and I walked through a field of energy that my hair stood up in the back. I got the chills but like chilling feeling and I go shit. This was during the day too so I get down to the office and I tell white when you walk through that energy. The person like like take over your body and he started making some pottery. I started I started moonwalking around the apartment anyways said the department managers. This is weird because that's the ghost of the smoking cough right. There is a regular ghost there that went on a stand so what the fuck is with that stupid. Show ghost hunters. They can't find a ghost to save the Goddamn like that show is the funniest fucking show on. Don't they find like anything and then they always know the name of ghost ever. I don't understand I I don't know about. I don't know that I don't believe in God. I believe that there is something beyond all the questions we have this. I believe in all that stuff. That's beyond us but we don't know what it is and religion is a guest and it just doesn't just doesn't do it for me it just doesn't that whole fucking. Hey you gotta have faith. It's like no you don't have the fucking answers to me. Religion is science okay. Science gives me fucking answers. And if they don't have answers they go. Well we gotta work. Aren't they gradually figure out more shit but then then there's the spiritual side where you do something good? You feel good. You do something bad. You feel bad psychopath psychopath. Yeah I believe in that. And that's that that feeling. I feel as in everybody unless you're psychopath. And I feel that religion exploits and they turned it into the they turn into a science they turn it into this formula business. Yeah then they turn it into this punishment thing. And then there's this fucking guy who's mad at me because I got a lap dance and it's like when you really start reading space and how fucking gigantic the Goddamn universes the fact that you know you staring at me looking at a fucking an Amoeba and getting upset about what the fuck is doing with other Amoeba. Yeah Right. It doesn't make any sense to me the fact that God would need to be praised and sung to would seem like he's insecure big time but how could he be God. You know. That's where I don't get you know if I'm a fuck up it's like it's like you made me whereas your responsibility if I build the car and it doesn't go and get mad at the car you know what I mean You fucking this car is cars evil. It needs to be thrown into a pit of fire. I think I look. I think if you're a piece of shit you I actually have a philosophy another philosophy. If you're a piece of Shit you basically get yours in life. Do unless you're the brilliance of sociopath is you don't calmer doesn't affect you. I don't think unless you believe in if you don't believe in that you feel like you didn't anything bad and you just don't attract anything batty but if you actually feel guilty you bring it to you because there's guys I'm not GonNa name guys because I've I've seen guys in this fucking business just do like you know people they just such a piece of shit. It gets to the point where you're not even Maddie Collins. It's funny I don't know bobby like that but it's it becomes like funny. It's like what like name name? I remember there was a guy students do I do. He borrowed somebodies workout bench and he said Yeah. I'll give it back in a week. And he and he came back in a week and he sold it he sold it. Watch for I forget what drugs or something and what I loved about. It was just that in the moment of it of like. Yeah eventually in six days this guy is gonNA come back but for these next six days. I don't have to deal with that guy in that moment. I want drugs. Walk you so like. That's that type of Shit. That that's such a dirtbag move that thing like. If he had done to me I would be mad but the joy I would get out a retelling. The story right away laughing like the joy that I would get that's worth. He could only get like can only get so mad at them when you are speaking of that. I never named names. I try not to name names. Unlike the podcast something like that but I I guess there's always there's always people that not that I'm co signing on. Who the hell you just said that. Because I don't I don't know the guy like that. I don't know building an hour. How easy with this hour flow seamless with you? Bill SEAMLESS LISTEN ESSAY. That you one of the best comedians around medicine that without the risk of turning into the semi Morlin show. What Tom I learned from stealing from you. I stole all my stuff from you. I just I just turned it into the remade betterman steal back. Banner can still back now that it's getting tighter. Let me just just give me another six months with it. Hey you know what I learned today. You cannot get a breakfast burrito on Easter Sunday at any of these Mexican Taco stands speaking of Jesus they are Mexicans are are down with. Hey seuss I went to three different places to get a breakfast Burrito and when I get breakfast Burrito I don't want it made by white people who looked over some Mexican guy shoulder I want. I want the real fucking deal but once you go to. Don't you think it's time to give up? I thought it was a flu. You went to three is kind of sad people. Think of you as a celebrity. Kinda sad senior driving around Hollywood in a pre is nope burrito seized birds eastern man and one of them just had a big picture Jesus in the widow. I don't know if it's there every time old Jay star. Hey dumpty play video games. I do bill. Oh Yeah what do you do asteroids? Pacman you old school like me. I LOVED ASTEROIDS. He hit hyperspace highlight. Ms Pacman Pacman. I got addicted to that so badly that I would see it my sleep or when I closed my eyes. See The when you know. You love Video Games. I used to play some sort of sniper game. I remember one day I played at like eight hours a day and then I walked down the street and they had this thing like when you get somebody in the scope like the scope would just fit right over this that cross the ex and I was walking down. The street knows is looking at people across the street and I was seeing on their head could blow them away. It was awesome art. Game Fly Dot Com dom rare that this is the best way to rent video games. Slow down a second game DOT COM game fly dot com like like basketball's a game In could you please zip up your fly now so if it was? I wouldn't tell you though. Adorable are the best way to rent video games over eight thousand Console Games. There's no late fees. You can cancel anytime that introducing unlimited play If you don't have a pc they'll just deliver the games to you. 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