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"forty nine nights" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

The Bible...but Funnier

07:45 min | 1 year ago

"forty nine nights" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

"To stories called the blank flood mad. Libs noah's flood. He comes from genesis chapter six to chapter nine. It's the bible but funnier a show that offers fresh takes on familiar bible stories by spicing them up a little bit of humor. A whole lot of fun through humor. Investigate the timeless truths in these passages and explore. What we might have missed before. Hey friends just want to remind you. If you feel called support the show you can go to theon media dot com slash t bb f there. You'll find a link to our by me. Coffee dot com page and other ways to say. Thank you if you sign up for a recurring membership on by me. Coffee dot com which is just five dollars a month you will get access to the mad lib version of this episode with all the blinks that you and your friends can fill it in and make the flood story a lot more funny. Today's story is a mad lib. Which leg i just kind of explained is a store with a bunch of blinks each has a corresponding part of speech or a particular feature. So i wrote this story as a pretty faithful summary of what we find three chapters in genesis however i crowd sourced the blanks from twitter and random generators. So what comes out is a little bit different than you remember reading in sunday school without further. Ado let's get to the show. The world was now well populated but the lord. God was not interested. The lord saw the people's wickedness was so great and every thought of their skin was pure evil. This did not make god proud data these humans so god said i will blot out all humans that i created from the face of the land animals to especially that goat. I'm relieved that. I made these certain people however no and his family were the good guys around god. Clued noah in on the plan. I have decided to end all living things for the earth filled with so much violence. So make yourself an ark of colossal squid would make rooms inside of it. It should be five cubits long and twenty seven cubits wide and forty one cubits tall get a roof on it. Some various dax lounge area whole works. I will bring a flood of water onto the earth. And we are going to reboot this project but with yuna family. I'm grateful with so you will be safe by the way you're also going to save. Some animals. take thirty two of every kind of animal of the special clean animals and the birds take twenty seven pairs. So noah got to building. He stood mostly with the plans. But a decorative capybaras on the side of the ship looking at the finish arc. He was loyally surprised his work soon enough. The time was upon them. God called and said noah it's showtime. No one is family got into the juicy boats with all their animal pals soon though waterworks started the cliffs of the deep burst open rain poured from the sky. Then that rain fell forty nine days and forty nine nights. But noah his unnamed wife and kids sham having j v plus their spouses and then all the animals were safe in the archa archa. The ark was floating above even the tallest wrench. Everything that lived on. Dryland perished noah his family and the animal crew. Pretty much. all that was left. The cruise wasn't going to last forever. God did not forget about them. Luckily the lord pulled the drain. Cinta ludicrous wind to clear the water after sixty four months vessel landed on a mountain but the waters were still abating. So noah took one of the newts and sent it out in search of land. But i came back because it couldn't find a place to rest after seven days. No center out again this time. She came back with a chapel knees. Maple leaf no awaited another seven days and center out again. She never returned. It was now time to open the doors. With great strain know uncovered the arkan- put him in charge of traffic control. As all the animals started the stampede into the fresh ill informed earth now that the whole messy flood business was done. God said about declaring a covenant with noah god blessed noah told him to start multiplying on the earth then made a promise never destroy the earth by fairies again to seal the deal the lord sign in the sky and egg so all future generations would know the waters would never again destroy the world. Okay okay. i know this story might sound a little confusing. Let's focus on the actual story without other mad libs features god's center flood to clean up sinful planet today. The genesis flood doesn't really help god's pr. It seems kind of unnecessarily cruel. But let's focus on what the story wants us to focus on. God doesn't like sin but god does like righteous people. God goes through great lengths to protect the righteous people. Even though they don't always end up being perfect they never end up being perfect. I mean right after the flood. Noah messes up nevertheless god is faithful to those within god's covenant arrangement so all in all. The flood story is about god's love of goodness and god's commitment to thank you for listening to this episode of mobile but funnier be sure to join us next monday for another great episode. I'm your host. Jake dobermans to find out more on me. Go to jake. Dobermans dot com. The music was created by kenny dobermans. This show is a production of theophanous media. You can learn more about. Pov media at the avenue media dot com. If you want to support the show go to the often media dot com or slash t. bp f. there you'll find some of the resources that we recommend as well as a link to our. Buy me a coffee page or you can donate once or monthly a few extra perks and to say. Thanks for all those things and more often media dot com slash t. f. Thanks for listening..

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"forty nine nights" Discussed on Heartland Newsfeed Radio Network

Heartland Newsfeed Radio Network

07:33 min | 1 year ago

"forty nine nights" Discussed on Heartland Newsfeed Radio Network

"As a precaution health officials in ireland or recommending the temporary suspension of the astra zeneca coronavirus vaccine reports of serious blood-clotting afterward documentations in norway. Danish norwegian and icelandic authorities have taken a similar step. The uk's medicines regulator is still encouraging people to get the shot saying the evidence does not confirm the vaccine is the cause. He's under pressure but so far. New york governor andrew cuomo has resisted calls to resign over a pair of scandals. Covid nineteen nursing home deaths and allegations of sexual misconduct. The state attorney general is conducting an independent investigation. Hopefully this result will be soon. And what i'm saying is the governor should look inside his heart. He loves new york to see if he can govern effectively house speaker. Nancy pelosi on. Abc's this week. The senate's top democrat chuck. Schumer has called on the governor to resign. The snowstorm in the rockies won't quit until tomorrow eighteen to forty eight inches of snow. The crossbar north central colorado even portions of southeast wyoming including some of the terrain northeast. Utah david roth with the national weather. Service from the mountains to the desert were engines will wrap today as nascar continues. Its swing in the west. The cup series makes its way to phoenix raceway. For the first time this season for the instacart five hundred a race. The kevin harvick has taken the checkered flag in a record. Five times harvick eager for a change of pace with some surprising results so far this year. It's hard to tell you know. I think last week we not not good but You know we've we've run for racist at three different styles attract. So we'll say. Harvard will start this race in eighteenth brad keselowski. The pole sitter for today's action at phoenix green flag waves and the instacart. Five hundred at three thirty pm eastern time. 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Find out how we can help your company with a free product. Tour at netflix dot com. Slash relax schedule your free product tour today at net sweet dot com slash relax nets dot com slash. Relax hop newsfeed weather center. Saturday mostly cloudy with a high near fifty five saturday night. A thirty percent chance of rain otherwise mostly cloudy low around forty four day a forty percent chance of rain otherwise cloudy with moderate wind forty nine nights a ninety percent chance of rain after midnight. Wind speeds up to twenty five miles per hour lower thirty nine. That's the latest weather. Shakeout more news and weather on our website at heartland new sleep dot com legends but in all seriousness. It depends on how you view this you know with opera winfrey will meghan. Markle think it's racist or not to sort of make a quip about skin color in. Oh goodness me. If they wanted to cite that it's racist let them. But it's not for us to chinese whispers to echo chamber that allegation into something worse than it is look is william versus charles. You know. I don't really want to coach in racism. I want to fight this idea that you know everything is politicized. It's not as jong. Isn't you're right but what about mental health. She said she'd felt suicidal. And that is the thing. I couldn't believe. I watched in the evening but woke up in the morning. The bbc and sky. They were playing very heavily on the racism but also very heavily on the mental health. Now in my family. We've had mental health problems. I understand how serious the issue is never used to. But i do now but again bits of it. Don't kind of add up. I'm sure she's telling her truth. But yeah i was one of the best pico to get involved in this conversation about mental health when it became a twenty sixteen issue because there was a suicide in my family and so what we did was we raised money. He was a children's author. My cousin johnny is name was by the same token same name and so we reprinted one of his books and we raise money for the summer. That was the objective and he genuinely was mentally ill and he kind of hit it from us and the tragedy was actually had he lived a little bit longer than we may have been able to have opened up to him but now this mental health thing is being called protais it's been institutionalized and it is being woken slide so the point where you cannot challenge anyone on the basis of whether they suffer from mental health or not which ask for actually negates the real help. The people need who really are mentally. Ill really offering another friend of mine. Janey has become a tremendous advocate for it and explained what the condition of being mentally ill as what he's depression means to him he pops about dark clouds enveloping him and he has the wherewithal intelligence training now to sort of deal with it. It's is a bit cloudy so he can have an off day and chill out a bit or it's very very dark cloud that he knows route. Go to bed here. Condu- myself any harm. I've got to keep myself away from the family and stay upstairs so to speak on bad days so these are those are serious discussions about mental health. When someone says you know. I suffered from mental health and i didn't want to be on this earth anymore you know. He's at figurative is literal. You know we are entitled to question the integrity of someone who denies that she didn't know anything about the palace you know and i might not be allowed to say that. But i'm gonna the problem. Is you own to allow to say in polite society. H now got to a position where if somebody says they have mental health problems we have to believe on the has to be the default position. I understand where that feeling comes from. But you get the impression. I'm not talking about meghan necessarily that. Some people are swinging the lead that may be. Depression has become the new backache. Like i said john back i mean like i said i was heavily involved in this arena. And my cousin. Johnny really needed help. My friend jamie achieved a bitter out in a consensus with his own mental illness by talking about it and explaining it to people like me who remained very angry about johnny who walked away effectively from his life from his marriage from the his children. Going up and yeah you know on that basis. We shall be listened to everyone who you know. You can't just cry wolf. you can't just say a year but you know to use it willfully like this as a weapon is something different. I don't know whether she is maybe she really is. Maybe this is..

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"forty nine nights" Discussed on Heartland Newsfeed Radio Network

Heartland Newsfeed Radio Network

06:29 min | 1 year ago

"forty nine nights" Discussed on Heartland Newsfeed Radio Network

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The show bryan alvarez here wrestling observer. Alive mike zimmer dvd l. wrestling observer dot com producer. Scott knew that that was keith. lee music maybe. It said keith. Lee on the deal but yes keith. Lee us old music. Unfortunately they got rid of it. Keith lee and mia yim engaged to be married. He said i said yes. Mr and mrs lee you picture her and yim displaying her engagement ring. So there you go very happy for them congratulations. Hopefully she's back on television. Soon gets a long awaited match with xavier woods so obviously yesterday it was Thursday that means ratings ratings came in for aws annex t so a w dynamite and an annex t both down obviously they were going head to head with the impeachment trial dynamite seven hundred and forty one thousand viewers down twelve percent from last wednesday an xt five hundred and fifty eight thousand viewers down eight point five percent from last week. Posey's numbers and all these crazy people at my time line and there's like five thousand comments and people are doing animated gifts and all this craziness that always that guy that goes while you. Oh there's one point five million people watching wrestling. That's great news. I don't know if that guy was on this week but we were down to the lowest number of viewers watching wrestling on monday nights since last may one point. Two nine million viewers holy smokes eighteen. Forty nine dynamite. Did a point two nine rating nine point four percent and exte- a point one two t tied its lowest mark of all time it eighteen to forty nine night number twenty one in eighteen forty nine on the chart. Actually i think it might have been a second among non news programming for for eighty w they actually beat the nba at eighteen to forty nine at exte- however finished like number sixty three sixty two. I'm i'm sorry almost did poorly. They finished at number sixty two on the cable charts so year over year. If you wanna do all your yet butts and dynamites in the mud and this and that dynamites down nine point three percent year over year and three point three percent eighteen forty nine and exte- down twenty six point three percent in viewership and down fifty percent fifty percent at eighteen to forty nine. The show is dying a death so hopefully they can turn it around because any looking good but those your numbers for aws annex t. I think everybody usually gets made on thursday but if you wanna get mad today go ford but there's your numbers everybody so.