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Hour 3: Marty Smith On The Return Of NASCAR

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

36:52 min | 5 months ago

Hour 3: Marty Smith On The Return Of NASCAR

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Nascar has now set plans for twenty races and his added five more tracks to its schedule. Following Florida Governor Ron. Santa saying that professional sports is now welcome in the State University of Florida. Athletic Director. Scott Stricklin says that the CAP is open. The hosting events involving professional sports at Finely eleven-year-old g curry from Brazil began the first person in the world to complete a ten eighty three full rotations on a vertical rent. Using skateboard. The previous record was set. Twenty one years ago by. Tony Hawk when he completed a nine hundred for all the ways. Headlines and information didn't sportscenter on. Espn radio all throughout the day. Holy Moly has been picked up for a second season. Stu Gods I think last year Steph. Curry was Doing it with Joe Tests or I confusing that with another. Putt PUTT show. It is nine PM Eastern on. Abc premiers Thursday. I was unaware multiple words. Pipe on network. Tv is still doing it again with you this year Joe. First of all I still laugh like I'm a year and a half into doing this production now and I still laugh every time and just the absurdity but we are putting extreme mini golf on network television with massive promotion only Promo last year's entire NBA finals every commercial. Break like episode. Like every who wants to be ever like? I'm watching good morning. America and wiggling are being absolute jackasses during commercial. Break Willing Polyester jackets. The absurdity of it alone still makes me crack up every single out. What what would you identify as the best whole last year last year? I think everybody enjoyed the Dutch courage where we had the windmills. And we were literally cracking people's hips and sending them into six foot tulips. And apparently that wasn't good enough for the producers so this year term in your double. Dutch courage where they've elevated the whole the windmills. And now they're adding extra blades and speed so not only are you guaranteed to get smashed by one of these blades at high velocity up. And you're also going to fall about twelve feet in the freezing cold water because we filmed it at three in the morning. It's such a great shot really. Is it's wildly entertaining. One of the changes can viewers expect you because I saw the promos at some of these homes. Look out of Control Man. Listen in John. First of all guys I just WanNa say I feel. I feel so badly that we haven't connected since last time. We spoke because obviously the world's upside down you know I'm thinking last time we talked was day before that Fury Wilder beat down in Vegas. We're sitting there laughing about life on the road with steakhouses in Vegas and all that fun but Sincerely I just hope everybody's safe down there Dan and John and everybody in your crew. I hope everybody is is come through this safe and healthy. We're we're still very much in the midst of things here in Connecticut. That don't look anything like what I'm seeing on the news and Ford but haven't been able to speak to you guys visit with you guys but I assume everybody has come through safe and healthy on your side. Thank you for your kindness sir. Appreciate it so. We're not come through safe and healthy on holy holy-moly though to answer your question and when it comes to some of the surprises and some of the things that we saw this year is ABC and Steph Curry and the production team said listen. We have to have new holes. We have to bring back the best holes and enhance them from last year. But we WANNA throw money at building new holes and revealing new holes every single week so we have a whole and this was one of those moments for wriggling are sitting there in a production meeting and they come through and you know they hand you this basically the size of a phone book Bible of the production. They say I was hoping this up. And now we're GONNA get to the next hole and that's called Dragon's breadth. Jags bet that's interesting as a medieval seemed. And what we're GONNA do is. We're going to have the golfers come in and suits of armor. And then as they're making their first PUTT. We're GONNA have the dragons these eight rash dragons Ashley have blue. Torchy's come out of their mouth on fire we're GONNA ask the putting we're actually going to have huge fireballs consuming them and you look up and like they're not breaking stride like this is the equivalent sitting there and ESPN production meetings. Saying now we're GONNA come on the air at zero zero ten and we're GONNA kick off a minute in and that we're we're going to introduce players. I mean there's just deadpan telling me that the lighting sixty five year old grandmother is on fire as they're trying to Putt on national television for a chance at a quarter million dollars it on the poll plays. Did you expect to hear the phrase their lighting sixty five year? Old Grandmother Granddaughter. She's not named Connie was the sweetest in the world. Honey Children's books. He's a treasury blink. She bake cookies and bring them to. The set would come around with these incredible chocolate chip cookies. Where you break them. And there's the bridge and she's so sweet it's an she's competing against like competitors Hafer Age and they'll waiting her on fire inside both in a fireball. As she has a best called inner hand it was out of Control. Holy moly season two premiers. Thursday may twenty first nine pm Eastern on ABC billing you have been laughing the entirety of this segment. I've been laughing because I love the guts. Decided to become bulldog interrogator as joe is worried about the safety of our family and and Stugotz in that instance decides. I'm going to ask him about the changes again. Because I demand an answer to my question was listen granted. It was clunky but I knew Joe Test was going to deliver we to his response to his answer at did he deliver. Iv Why why have you been laughing so much? Billy I just love the idea number one that this is a show number two. That steph curry is entering these important meetings. Whether like you know what we need more blades on those windmills. This year Joe. Talk to your people and get done. Not Billy legitimately this. This is my life you have to understand my life. How odd things are the suburban data to living here in Connecticut? You know shelter in place. I have a three and a half hours. Zoom Call Tonight Steph Curry and Rob Riggle discussed this and to cut some promos for this. This is not normal like your doom. Cole was Steph Curry. Saying that's for Buns in Weiner staff we get to the nitty gritty of Bunsen wieners. There is a space a planet. Themed whole legitimately have to broadcast on this season and the title. The whole is Uranus Jo. Wait a minute and I got a number of questions whole interview. Be About PUTT. Putt on me. I'm going to repeat what I just said. Abc In time time nine PM Eastern. On Thursdays I have to would generally do play by play referencing gophers putting on Uranus. All right just stay there for a second. I'M GONNA come back with you because I want to keep talking about Uranus and the holes in golf and everything. The rain is tonight for three and a half hours from my living room. I will be talking about. Franken wagons breath bums in winners and Uranus. Good are we gonNA come back here with Joe Tests and a second? Your home is important. That's why gyco helps make it easy to save on Homeowner's insurance because home is more than just a place home where he built a giant pillow fort in your living room and when people ask why you have a pillow fort near living room. You say it's for your dog. And when they ask what kind you say chocolate lab and we've a web of lies that's almost as intricate as the crown molding in Fort Pillow. The GEICO Insurance Agency could help protect the pillow. Soft fortress you call home call Gyco and see how easy it is to switch and save on Homeowner's insurance. If you missed any of the show you can listen to all three hours of the Dan Le Batard show plus our Miami only hour and our best of podcast on demand in the ESPN APP and subscribe to the Laboratory. In France podcast network featuring South Pete sessions stupidity and mystery grape please rate ed subscribed new episodes posted every week. Wherever you get your podcast. Check out the newest mystery crate. If you want to hear about how strange the life of Ken Shamrock has been. The latest. Mystery crate has dropped. Joe Test returns with us here on. Espn radio he is our boxing guy. As well STU got so. I'm just wondering as people around here getting excited. Seeing these flashes of Mike Tyson looking fast at fifty three years old I imagine Europe purist and you remember what he looked like fifteen years ago. But maybe I'm wrong. Does Joe Tests have any interest whatsoever and seeing Mike Tyson? Make a return to the ring. Dan. I am from US connected in New York and was Mike. Tyson's pro debut at the Empire State Plaza Against Hector Mercedes. I was probably at about ten of mice. I fifteen fights from Dave Jaakko to the starlight music theater beating Jesse Ferguson the RPI Field House too quick. Tell us in Glens falls Mike was few years older than me. some my high school buddies were his guys. He ran with. I. I've I've known Mike for years and years. I actually saw him The night before the Tyson Fury Site. I find his life story to be among the most fascinating that you know that we've had an American sports and the punches. The last thing that ever leaves Mike Tyson at sixty years old at seventy years old may still be able to throw a punch with philosophy with that can knock out a grown man but Mike Tyson. Fighting in a sanction bouts against the heavyweight would not have the legs underneath and the stamina conditioning the reflexes and the ability to conduct himself in a professional fight For probably more than a full round now an exhibition with you know modified sanctions and conditions absolutely and I'd be fascinated to see that. But you know a guy like Mike Tyson who was a faded fighter in two thousand five and hardly looked like Tyson that we knew who was getting beaten badly by sea level fighters fifteen years removed from that. As I've openly discusses the use of loosening GENYK DRUGS. would not be licensed to fight in an any commission of standing holy moly season premieres. Thursday may twenty first nine. Pm EASTERN ON ABC. Joe Tests has to get out of here in a little bit here for a very important fifty our call about the show. Joe Book said Fake crowd fake crowd. Noise is going to be piped in probably at football games. How does Joe Test feel about that? Well you know first and foremost for me on my schedule is what's probably going to be coming up in June as has been widely reported in probably soon will be confirmed that top rank boxing is probably going to be the major sport that comes back consistently as multiple times a week on network. Tv in early. June for June and July. So we are facing that right now is a production team when you put for championship boxing in families atmosphere sterile atmosphere in Vegas. How do you go about doing it? And we've heard everybody talking about from the Roger Goodell dental life video screen with fant live fan interaction and utilizing that as simulated audio of Fam- integration possibly putting a jumbo screen behind the ring to you know the other side of it actually typing in you know fake sound fake fans But we're in the midst of preparing for what we anticipate will be live events in June from Vegas and House our production team. We tackled that. I think you always want to document the events properly. I don't think you want sit back and try to create things that aren't really there. You want documented properly but I do think you would be documenting it properly. If you did have real fan interaction just the way goodell. Did you know in his den with jumbo so I would be interested in that? I don't know that I would go for fake sound pineapple on pizza yes or no. Oh my don't you ever? Oh that yes. Are you right hitting me lease please no Broccoli Rob and saw teacher what do you? What do you have for Joe Shot Joe Test? It's the question it's really. It's really the question of question for you before yes question. Is it take to get an invite to stupidity that right there you. I mean just ask John Okay. We've been horror. Cain Carter from your movie. List Listen Joe Test. I'm available one. I don't know how long this call is with curry. But I mean whatever you want to go. I'm ready question on Thursdays and on Fridays. Will your updates include tonight on holy moly and on Friday recap of Holy? Moly one hundred percent in exchange for you promoting stupidity on holy-moly tonight. I'm sure that your question. Eighty six out six ninety seven bowls. Oh Gee listen no way. Everybody's been for the past three weeks. God forbid you say anything against the ninety seven balls It's been a great watch. You know my my son. Who's I think a floor below me right now? Probably listening into this interview. Just bleed screen you know. He's a punter up at Boston. College for coach halfway and anytime he gets a chance. He's on the T. Going down to the garden watching a Celtics Games so in this house you always have to answer. Celtics for everything Joe. You were spectacular. Thank you for being with us again. Check him out holy moly season two. It premieres Thursday may twenty-first nine PM Eastern on ABC. Thank you for being on with us. To Gods of course has one more request here. Joe Tasks listen. I I would love for you to come on. Stupidity usually guess spring. They bring gifts and I want to give you make that happen. Can you make that your energy plate? Lots as we always had with our visits here but I feel so badly with you. Sports being gone. I know you commit so much of your time as a coach to youth lacrosse through the years. I'm sure there's a little party that understands those those opportunities of growth in competition those special years and just to think that that so many kids are missing that this spring You know great work through the years of helping especially young girls You know find an identity through sports. Judd'S S I love. You thank you and please stay safe and healthy everybody. Thanks for having me on. Wow He really charmed us there. He was laughter laid. He was just read a Tat. Tat. Machine-gun funding to God's at the end he went and he can change gears to got its Lonnie bombarded serious it's all professionally delivered and at the very end. Stugatz was holding up his left arm. Receiving that complement at the end. Just shaking a fist at the sky. Like if he had won something because Joe said something nice about him. Marty Smith joins US next. Geico has the insurance industry leading APP. That lets you manage your policy anytime anywhere. Which means that. 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Following Florida Governor Rod to saying that professional sports is now welcome in the State University of Florida director. Scott Stricklin did not wait long. He said the campus is open to hosting events of involving professional sports at finally whistle out a website designed to help customers shop for phones. Internet's and TV plans announced that it was offering one thousand dollars to a selected candidate who is willing to Ho social distancing virtual brunches using a variety of video chatting APPs for all the latest headlines and information the sportscenter on ESPN radio all throughout the day. Check out Marty. Smith's America wherever you get your podcast. Also he's an author of New York Times Bestseller. Never Settle Sports family in the American soul. Marty Smith is someone who is likable as anyone in the history of our network and he joins us now on. Espn radio or you holding up. Okay your guy who jumps from airplanes and just into lakes and you need your activity need to be running around. You need to be getting on airplanes. And you can't be doing any of that stuff right now. Golly it's good to hear y'all's voice and like beyond with you not just hearing it on the radio program. I'm hanging in there okay. You know being quarantined not necessarily my cup. Not I mean I'm sitting here looking. I'm sitting here looking at RV's on the Internet. That tells you how damn border but we don't need to get in all that I'm GonNa take my family on an excursion that ought to be interesting. Put It on the poll at Lebatardshow USA. You are you surprised. Martin Smith is spending the quarantine looking at. Rv'S ON THE INTERNET THE NOT FAMILY EXCURSION. I would rather go on then. One with the Smith family across America and everyone shipping container agreed. Wait a minute and so restless that you're gonNA. You're saying bleep it. I'm going to go. I'M GONNA go see America. I'M GONNA see Marty Smith's America that's affirmative Jack. That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm a load up the whole Griswald posse and we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA take it down South Carolina tolerance and. We'RE GONNA go over to Georgia. And they were going to go up to East Tennessee and over to South West Virginia Virginia near the homeland where I grew up and we got this new puppy. Got This new puppy. And it's called a multi Pu. Y'All heard of these puppies. It's called them in all type. This thing is a cutest thing you've ever seen but it is a tyrant it is eating everything. It is biting us. I'm not very good at at construction of still learning all of this. So the SMITH HOUSEHOLD IS IS A. We're in full. We're in full regalia man. We're getting done. What is the dog's name? What did you decide? And what were the other choices? Well the choices. If we would have left it up to our daughters we would have had more or we would have had a fluffy or something along those lines. Those were Vivian. Wanted Fluffy Mia one. It's more and Laney wanted. Sadie and who always wins such arguments? Mama does so. Her name is Sadie. How does this work with NASCAR MARDI BECAUSE NASCAR is coming back and I heard Mike and Stugatz talking during the break? Mike was saying that those you have seen numbers weren't as high as he expected them to be on pay per view both for the preliminary peon and the pay per view buys Stugotz. Was SAYING NASCAR is going to do a big number because all of those people who want to be at that race are going to be watching the race. But what do you think is going to happen with the return of NASCAR? I think that's the entire methodology for them being swift and getting back. If you consider two months off swift I think in speaking with executives at Nascar and team executives and drivers and everyone involved in the sport. I think I've done more NASCAR in the last week and I've done in the last five years and it's because of this insatiable desire for live sports NASCAR considers this a first to market decision. I know that. Ufc had their fight and fights. And we're in we're I back and whatnot. But Nascar considers this an amazing opportunity to have no competition on a Sunday afternoon and then a Wednesday night coming up to their own playground and all that comes with that all the exposure all the eyeballs. But it's a huge test case for all these other sports as well. Nascar IS NOT GONNA have any fans. They're going to quarantine their drivers until his actually time to get in the car. Those guys will walk solo to their race cars which they don't even most of might not even know how to do that. They're so used to having people pointing them here pointing them there and so it's going to be a very unique day and I'll be there Sunday I won't be inside the race track. I'm not allowed but I'll be reporting from outside and I can't wait to see kind of what it looks like everybody will be screened. They won't be tested for Cova. Nineteen there'll be screened before they go into the race track. There's extremely stringent protocols once. They're in there and these drivers are going to sail those things off into turn one like bats out a hill. Having not had any lapse in two months and not getting any tests practice laps were qualifying laps before they race. Most of those guys if not all of them all the ones. I've spoken to have told me this they've never done that before. And this is one of the more difficult term ones in all of motor sport. So as my man. Clint Boyer One of the one of the NASCAR. Drivers told me yesterday brother if we don't all mind our damn business. This might end up. Being a bleep. Show intern one. So it's going to be fun. I can't wait to kind of see how it unfolds and how the industry what what ultimately means for the industry. 'cause guys this is an industry that the wheel turns with corporate American dollars and all of those companies that are so invested in those race teams in those drivers. They need this too and they see this as an opportunity as well. What are the practical difficulties in Marty Smith? Doing his job from outside will access. That's number one. The beauty of Nascar racing and something that quite frankly I help build a career. On was the relationships I built with the drivers and the opportunity to get them in to to to do either one on one interviews with me on sportscenter or sit down interviews with me on sportscenter or after they wreck be able to walk up right up on them as their own strapping their seatbelts in the race. Car and get a comment. That's not going to exist and so I'm going to be like I. I mean I think what I'm probably GONNA to end up doing is listening to it on the radio because I can't go inside and out I won't have any. Tv's so I guess I'll be watching or listening to it on the radio and and listening to it unfold that way but there are so many storylines with this race outside of just the Cova Nineteen Part. Which of course is is mammoth in. Its own right. But the fact that Ryan Newman is coming back to race it in after the horrific wreck that he suffered in the Daytona. Five hundred guys. That was one of the most horrifying Rick's in the history of NASCAR racing. And I've now let me see what's Nineteen Ninety eight to now twenty two years or something so I've been in the NASCAR garage that long and it was one of the worst rex I've ever seen and so He's he's GonNa come back and race in this race and he called himself yesterday a walking miracle and he's right that's what he is. Mardi. Are you going to have any access or are you going to be interviewing anybody not so so wait a minute? So what's the difference between listening on your radio at home and listening to your rate listening on your radio right outside where they are well. Here's my perspective on that where. Espn I think that we should be where the action is. And that's what we do. I mean the mantra. I'm not trying to be you know captain champion. Espn here but here's the truth. If our company mantra is you know serve sports fans anytime anywhere that this is where the show is and so. I'm going to be right outside the track dunes sports center and if something happens then. I'm going to be right there to kind of paint that picture and I think that there's a lot of value in that. I think there's more value in that than me sitting downstairs in my bar as I've done for so many live shots doing it there. I think that there's value in that. And you never know what might happen. What might get. I don't know but I'm not going to be allowed inside that racetrack. I do know that Marty Smith is with us here on. Espn radio checkout Marty. Smith's America is podcast wherever you get your podcast martyr. You're such a big part of our college football coverage. I'm wondering what do you expect? College Football Marty. What do you expect college football and a look like this year way different? I stew I just. I don't know and I've thought about it constantly. I have not let myself get to that place yet even though it might be naive. I'm aware of that. I'm self aware enough to know that. I don't WanNa go to that place yet where we won't have it but I do know in my heart that it's imperative that these universities are in session for these young men to be playing college football and that's really an administrative decision. A state decision. And there's so much minutia around all of this with each state governing itself in its own ways these institutions being a part of that and governing their own ways. I don't know what it's going to look like my hope. My my hope is that that it's it's safe enough that schools back in session and that maybe maybe the Games could be played in front of smaller crowds or social distance crowds. I don't know brother but I know there's a lot Rodman and that's unequivocal truth. And so you know these look man. Here's the fax Tim Tebow sets. Excuse me Tim tvos. I say Tim tvos name and I get choked up. It's like it's like It's involuntary Tim. Tebow said something to me when I was hosting. Sec Nation last fall that I found to be striking the Florida gators. Football team pays for every single varsity sport but basketball. And so that tells you the magnitude of what the what the teams mean to the SEC. The big ten the big the massive conferences the power five what those games mean and all the influx of money that come with them. So there's a lot riding on this and it's a lot of pressure and so my I'm not using this word in hyperbole. My prayer is that we're playing ball this fall but it's all about safety in right now. That is a moving target. Mardi stop bothering God with that stuff. All right I mean come on leave him alone to check Marty Smith's America wherever it is you. Get Your podcast. It was good hearing your southern fried voice. Sir Thank you missed. I'll let you all know which are. Vip I love let us yes. It's good catching up with you We opened up the fake club next to your sports your sports dear sports gear sports. I really miss trying to find my car after the game. I missed stadium. Bathrooms that smell like urine BARF and regret your sports. I love when the really drunk frat bro who drinks. Too many hearts seltzer signifies tailgate is obliterated by kickoff. Oh and guess what? He's sitting right behind me and as an added bonus. He apparently thinks he knows more about coaching than Knute Rockne E. Sports. You know what I missed the sixteen days off between every NBA. Playoff game putting ill or los in front of a team name to honor Hispanic heritage. I miss awkwardly standing as an overweight guy shuffles thirteen seats down to find his seat only to get up again during the next time out. I miss being overweight guy. I logging on and seeing everyone talking about the big game then looking at my mentions and seeing people. Tell me my takes her so bad. I deserve to walk into a lake afire. Dan Ready for one last time. You ready for it back and read this again you. The last dance concludes this Sunday at nine PM Eastern on ESPN immediately after the show airs. Let's wrap up podcast hosted by Jalen and Jacoby the after show presented by state farm and at and t. The guys will be joined by Director. Jason Air to talk about this week show and behind the seeds stories of the making of the episode. Subscribe to Jalen and Jacoby the after show on Apple podcasts. Or WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS. South this week have been brought to you by my computer career trading for a better life we're going to update some polls in a second and open up the club. You've seen this story. James Harrison told Barstool that his hit and fine against the Cleveland browns. That Mike Tomlin gave him an envelope. He was not specific if there was anything in that envelope if he just gave him an envelope that would be terribly lame so people are left to assume that there was money in that envelope to cover his finds. Mike Ryan is a browns fan. I'm sure that you want to police the hell you WANNA punish James Harrison retroactively. And you WanNa Suspend Mike Tomlin I thought James Harrison while he was playing should have been banned from the League. He showed time and time out that he couldn't play by the rules. And not just that hit on NASA quite but another hit that he did on Josh cribs was just flatly the worst thing I've ever seen on a football field in terms of intent if there is money now it's unclear as to whether or not this was to cover a fine and most people are out there now a running with conspiracy theories. This was maybe a bounty gate situation. Mike Tomlin has to address this publicly. He has James. Harrison has tried to walk it back. James Harrison's agent has also tried to walk back understandably so because this is now a potential firestorm. Mike Tomlin hasn't said anything to defend himself. He needs to address this. Yep there's no question about that Chris Cody's got something here that he would like to say again. His agent has denied this. But that's what an agent has to do when James Harrison says something like this to Barstool. What do you have for us? Chris Cody opened up the club. I just want to be fair to James Harassing here because most of the time when I need someone envelope or I'm handed an envelope. It's a birthday card. We know if this was like maybe his birthday or year was because I love a good birthday card. Go and open up. The club now plays the fake club. Let's update ninety seconds of polls. Let's go at Lebatardshow on twitter if you'd like to vote in the polls who want sports back more fans or media fifty eight percent of the Audi- it said the media media so much. How would you want to March madness next year? Fan Voting or Lincoln two teams this year. We did fan voting normally we linked the teams Dan. Six sixty four percent of the audience wants fan. Voting agree with Chris. That did you expect to hear. The phrase are lighting sixty five year old grandmothers on fire said that eighty seven percent of the audience said No. Are You surprised that Marty Smith spends his quarantine searching for our vs on the Internet? Ninety eight percent of the audience that no Stugotz. How about how about Marty Smith? And I don't know how you're supposed to do any of this stuff during this time. There is not a handbook for that but Marty Smith going all the way out to that NASCAR race and he may or may not be able to talk to somebody may or may not be able to get close enough to talk to one of the people participating but at least be there. That's right but he won't be there outside the place just like all of it.

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215: The Podcast Guru

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215: The Podcast Guru

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Voicemail that when that when sideways pretty quickly there in the end, I want so badly to give you that life where you're just a you're the Tony Robbins for like real dorks. Oh my God. Two thousand dollars a head to show up once you fucking dance around for twenty five minutes. I can brand myself as the podcast guru. It'd be great the podcast guru. Hey guy. Oh. I had this. I had I've meeting with a guy recently. And I wanted to talk about podcasts and stuff. It was really weird because I was like, wow. I know a lot about this stuff meeting about podcast or you just happen to talk about it was more. It was like a lot about podcasting. To tell me what your deal is. You know, they're gonna think that it was really a rare like how do a lot about this stuff? Maybe I can just like do a panel at south by. Yeah. When the great we never we never got our tickets that stupid podcasting event that they nonstop advertising, my mail has been Ford for a long time. And I got I finally got the invite good three days after good was kind of shitty. Actually, I felt really bad. But the great thing is that woman who we talked to texted me now all times, and we're like, we're are you guys gonna read them right now going to be great this one sec here? Okay. Some forty seven PM. Hey, just talk to them. What name needs to go on the list. They can add it, gone o'clock PM. Do you want me to put names on a list? I can definitely do that. Little couldn't hear you on the phone. It was so loud eleven fifteen God, high go home. The thirst go we doing out at eleven o'clock at night. There's no one. There's nothing. Good out at eleven o'clock at night. There's only dangerous people on the streets. Go home. Now. I'm not south by everything's cool. South is like all day, and my party the entire world after eleven pm is the parking lot from the lost boys. Just don't go there. In your house the door now, but is the parking lot from the lost boys, necessarily a bad thing. Yeah, they come from the sky, and they get you even if you're in a car, they'll take the roof off they'll get ya. And they get you get you. But what if you turn around, and you're like you like just not not that fucking that security guard turned around he saw he saw the one looks like fucking twisted sister. You got pissed didn't work. You know, what gone you're you're basically the dude in the gas station when angels filling up his. Hey, bookworm read in college. Boy, what are you in college? Well, I love is. So Dicky to him for no not in in these like Dickie, and he blew up as gas station. Yeah. Yeah. Let's goes robo cops. Fuck. Fuck robo Cup kinda blew the gas station. If we really wanted call it what it is. But man that guy they stay posted like a a minor threat porch. Type. Yeah. Home man of them in the event. It was Kearns badeah Aimal, Vince and the name of the the the black. I escapes me the guy who's lack. Well, we got a new. So good. But they all they all took basically the same photo that they took for promotions. Like, you know, forty or thirty years ago, whatever it was so awesome. Aimal hasn't aged day. That toxic waste really helped him out. Yeah. Everyone else looking looking different shades of not as hot. Yeah. And I think Botica's still make in that sweet syndication money. Hey, man, you know, it's really cool and like I need money. I mean, what's his name? The aim will was on was he on ER or some shit. So he I think he was so he's got syndication money then Miguel for hours dead. So that's still a little, you know, more in the pot. I mean, yeah, sure his share it's divided up. That's how it works. So how are you pal? Sound strange? It's because I'm sick again for the third time in two months. Fucking sucks. Why I don't know, man. I haven't been sick all year. Yeah. I sunday. I kind of felt it. And then I tried to try to beat it. But it didn't work. So Monday morning. My first day at the the new the new office new chalk factory. I was fucking sick. As a dog show. We call this place will light bulbs the lightbulb factory. Yes. So let us say now it has written now and forever unemployed drive official. It's over over God. This is a cause for celebration. Fella batory. You know, it's weird kind of celebrations. All right on employ. Dr reston peace. Okay. Real good grew them. So yes. Better now. But I'm still like to do a lot of the the cough button on this episode. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got a new cough button. Called me placing a marker then going through and selectively editing when I cough later on me, really fun. Oh, that's good. You do all those little minor edits like professional podcasters to now used to us. Forget it. Like, I you know, what if you if you don't love me, and my you don't get me at my fucking do the sock thing. Exactly. Or don't do the soccer thing. Whatever was people loved. That's true. I I'm member of those. I'm taking my shirt off really hard. Well. Not that. The music really got you. I'm not sitting unamended sound like I was sitting shirtless. I'm not sitting. I'm sitting shirtless loans, you if we both podcast in the nude only by candlelight. When the camera's not on. We just have to trust each other doing it. Andrew, I'm nude great. I need you to try need you. I'm on my hands and knees begging you to trust me. You know what I'm not going to? I'm not gonna podcast by candlelight. But instead I'm going to turn all the Phillips Hugues in my office read. Oh, wow. That might cause some. Turn the office read my God. Yes. Okay. Read. It is here. I was gonna take it really slow because the gas is turned up way too hot right now. So I was going to slow down a little bit. But I. Andrew I am. Bad. I've been really. Thinking about I'm thinking about asking you a question, MS cool of ask you, no. But you're going to anyway, so short, can you can you let me slide still for it. You wanna fly? Well. Okay. Why? I knew my my new vile term of the month for sex slide. It's really hideous. That's fucking awful. And I heard somebody use it and size. Great. Really good. He's he's like he asked me if I wanted to slide, and I was like, I just sent you a photo of my office in all read, I am in the red light district. In fact, this is how I'm gonna podcast now on I think fucking love this holy shit. It looks really central. It's really sensual in here. It's wild gosh. This is the this is the fucking one overnight drive plaza. Red light district though, my God, this is really really nice overnight trive after dark. Overnight drive after Dr while we should do overnight drive after dark. We're supposed to at some point. I that was a plan from a long time ago. Do like a like a half hour of no holds barred phone calls. We could do that. We should do that. It's pretty good out of other a lot of other podcasts the same thing. But we would limit better. No, we will do a better because we are. We don't censor ourselves. And we don't have any sponsors. That's you. To realize in when we get too hot. What do you think we would have to do to make rhetoric coffee? Be like, yo you guys don't have to do that thing anymore. It's cool. Line. We have to crawl. Just remind them that they're giving us free coffee. Every that might do it. That'd be like. Oh, yeah. That's where that forty dollars. I still don't get coffee. It's still probably go to my old apartment. I gave I gave my contact. That's there. I don't know where it's going, but at ain't going here. But you know, what it does matter. I appreciate them all the same talk to their Adleman a little boy. Talk to admin about it. I mean, I can call it. My Pissy executive assistant voice. Hi, this is Jeff Dahmer. And I am I'm calling on behalf of Jeff Dahmer. Jeff Dahmer, I understand. It would be great because Defcon was obviously dead. Yes. So you know, you see like there's somebody else on earth who has the name Jeffrey Dahmer, and it would be great to be like, oh, I'm holding for Jeff Dahmer. This is Rita is bell holding for Jeff Dahmer. This is Rita is bell perfect. This is if you don't know me, I'm the oldest sister of Lindsey. Why God and they have a phone call. And she's like, I I run IT company want. It's that fucking that meltdown set to the Cisco. Hold music. Oh, it'd be great. Now. What if she does she like knock to screw Liz and decided to go and find every person Jeffrey Dahmer in the world how and heels guy works like Minneapolis. Unfortunate name. But whatever, you know, it costs so much to get it changed. Ken. I can't shake that amount of money lose to get. My name changed hasn't weird that Jeff won't changes name like you keep going emails all day that said Dahmer Jeff in your outlook. You're like it's a so weird wish I wish that somebody would kill a bunch of people using the name. Leanne be cool. Cool. I don't want to people who died. Don't get me wrong. But lake right. Like, it'd be it would be cool to share the name with somebody who did something. Hell afoul? Right. I say that now as somebody who doesn't actually worry about this. But just the same Andrew Hitler. Right. Yeah. You know? I think I think you're. It was real name. I mean, nobody with my name Louis. We gotta be honest. Nobody with my name is achieving anything. Oh, you looking though bad name while your first name. Yeah. Both I they last a bad name. My name is great. I wish I changed my name to I really want to they want. I have no I've got no middle name. And my parents offered to let me pick my middle name when I was like twelve we don't ask a twelve year old middle names. Yeah. Do it'd be it'd middle name would be Donatello. I was about to open my mouth and say my middle. Name would be done a Tele. That's fine weird. That was a weird thing. It just happened. Right. There is what we do. It would be like a castle Vania or some bullshit. So Andrew wolfenstein wolfenstein wasn't even around when I was twelve it would be like it be fucking Andrew legendary wings or something like that. It's fucking so stupid. Dairy wings. Have to course, say the Andrew unreal tournament. Of course. Yeah. Andrew curry warriors. Like, oh, cool name. You know, I always would say, I cur warriors. Interesting and I was corrected. But I was corrected. This is when I lived briefly in Seattle corrected by somebody who was real jerk, and I forever, and I was like this is just an Atari game. And he's like, it's it's a Cari. And I was like I cry and then I was like, you know, and the worst thing to say when you live in Seattle who cares. Oh, yeah. No like, yeah. The east coast. Who cares? And then it was like, yeah. It really bad. Like that is like, you know, the due to the party who will you'll be telling a story about like anything. You went to say you. He went there. And you found you found a dollar on the ground, right? Oh, I found twenty bucks on the grounds. Amazing. And then he's like. Yeah. Well, sunk she didn't think to like give that to somebody who needed it who invited you to this party killjoy. I was at a party with somebody exactly like that the other day. And it was like I was I that was my first time I ever thought. Wow. Maybe I'm too old to go to party. Yes. Wanted to wanted to rip this little dudes head off. Was just like give me an accounting of everything. You've unselfish you've done today now without fucking referencing your phone. Yes. Mr perfect. Let's see. Let's see what you did today. Mr. pious, perfect, Christian Catholic. Jesus Christ fucking Saint Thomas Aquinas here at the party. No, like, really like there's a house here where somebody like people, occasionally, we'll talk about how they can make shows better. And someone was like, well, there's a lot of swearing and drinking at show. It's becoming like a real Colt like situation. Wow. That person should absolutely murder themselves. That's fucking great is a lot of swearing and drinking. Yeah, it's a show. Swearing. Oh. What are you your parents Jesus? This is fucking insane. Because like when people get like people get wound at me, sometimes when I have when I have a hot take for the American left. But it's like, yeah. This is Jerry Falwell playbook. You realize that? Right. Like, oh, yeah. It's comfortable is held to me to shit on these people because I've been shitting on people doing this shit for thirty years of my life lake. You know, this is fucking old. We got this ready people who didn't want you have an abortion the nineties did the same shit. It's fucking weird. Knock it off. Learn a drink and swear it shows that oh, we're just swear you can swear some swear say go to the we know scream. The worst set of words you've ever said in your life out the window doing now go you, let me slide. Take it back. Slide. I I can think of a couple of things you can say that are pretty bad. But I'm not going to say them. Cool. Remember the long time ago like a long time ago. I put out a request for voicemails. Yes. From axes. Yes. Somebody actually sent one to me today was that. How long was that a minute ago? No, no. I did one to long. Okay. But this one was from twenty fifteen out great. Okay. Well, yeah, I was going through through all the ex was from fifteen in the voicemail from twenty fifteen voicemails. They on twenty fifteen right? Yeah. Also mad at you. Because you didn't play the voice mail. They sent you know, I talked today's fine totally fine. Because I'm looking I wouldn't through my Email confirm threes because I got a bought a soundboard from my phone shit. And yeah, it's nothing crazy who only five samples on here. It's not get crazy. But it was I put this one up because the sample length is unlimited talking put a two hour movie on the sample grades. Great useful. Yeah. Really is. But this is one of the best I've ever heard and sounds fake. But it's not. And I encourage everybody else send in your ex crazy ex shit because it's the best men, women, whatever great them, whatever. But this is really good. Because well, just play it. One of the year. Sorry. I did a. To stay with them. Call them up or something. They would do that. Wondering how these other guys? I hate. But I wouldn't can't you. You on. Pitch. Great voice, really Gilman. I'm coming to get my shit. And I want a good fuck. All right. I'll be here. Fucking awesome. I love I love that. I love when people send shit like that. So please send more that wasn't good damn. And I'm sorry that we waited for years to play but worth it age. Like a fine wine. It really did. You know? Interesting fact, she's married to Senator now. Yes, she is. She's actually married to beta Rourke. Oh. Beta will rook had a speech this week where he talked about he talked about like Fuga Ozzie, and he's got to stop doing that. I remember that. I I have a clip of do you wanna hear please? Dato? So my fucking dick beta beta side of talking about that shit. If he went from punk to like dude is really in the sex and porn dirty shit. I would be Taibbi vote. I would I would put up a tent at the church on the corner where I vote. Because he's gonna make it to the primaries. Kennedy good looks. Like a five five thirty eight whatever that that website is already giving them good on sale. Right. That do I think I did my thing in the live the live broadcast. Yeah. Oh, you know. It's. Like that just keeps talking about the mechanica fan. Boy like MCI is going to somehow run with him. Right. Like think is gonna happen here. Like how embarrassing for the fucking deal with starting a legacy? I could extremely embarassing movement cult-like movement of people who fucking tip over like someone who has a beer in their hand and shit like that. So I used to deal with that as the deal. The fact he wrote a song called guilty of being white. Yeah. Whoops. And now he's like a wakes up one morning, and he has like amici thousand messages like what the yellow I we can see like it's very possible. If beta keeps doing the bullshit, and it somehow gets bigger that you'll have people writing think pieces about guilty of being white straight up thirty something years after it after it came. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, this is your idol. Fuck. Song with beta now, just now he just needed the volume. So this can happen. Fuck it. Let's just do it. Now, we're beta just just in a roundabout way. He gets exactly we're just a fucking have BuzzFeed think piece on minor threat that looking back looking back minor threat. Oh, two we are are we in a position to cancel in MCI. To me have I you know. I just oh I Michael Jackson and the MCI that they they all must fall. That's it. They almost fall like dominoes of life until there's nothing fun left. Nothing left, and he'll be like eighteen and people like, no, no, no. You won't come in our podcast. We'll get you cancelled via presidential election. No problem ever. Get to the phone starts stumping for beta. Please. Can we have an happen? Well, my would be amazing. I don't feel like he's coming on the podcast now feeling whatever little bit of a possibility there still was the door might have finally closed on that. Now, I think that if we change resolve them every tell him who were not then we'd just be like, can we're we're trying to start a podcast, and which need them big. I guessed. And then like we do the thing with him. And then we just put it on our podcast. Instead, it turns out to be our our white survivalist podcast. Explain this over the phone. Exactly, oh, we have a point counterpoint now either that guy recently did a this one podcast from Canada. Did a thing where it was beanie an e MCI talking at the same time on Skype, and then it was kind of like this guy was moderating. But not really. And then it was actually interesting to listen to because they clearly don't like each other. Great great. But they were kind of like, I don't know why they were kind of like just humoring each other for over an hour and. Was being said that writes us ring sucks. Nice true. And and and. Guys. Like, actually, they're one of the best bands over not truth. Yeah. It was like really ju- juvenile and infantile, but if we can get MCI on with like Randy Weaver. Oh, that'd be good. But hey in why no we didn't tell you. It was like a last minute thing. Well, we actually have lawn or are you Chee here. I don't know if you know who lawn. No, it's not the basis from Soundgarden the first base. I know you're thinking, but it's not him. It's actually he's the one who shot Vicki Weaver, and he's just want to talk about living in DC and my family going. Well, we can talk. They might have some thoughts on that. Aren't you? Tired of talking about music all the time to talk about something fun. You know, here we have this is our we have LAN her UT Randy Weaver on the other line. They don't know each other on there yet. And then in MCI who just wants to talk about gentrification in fucking. I I can't think of a DC foggy bottom foggy bottom. The the best neighborhood in DC bottom. Sorry. I couldn't have DC neighborhood fast that bad best Joris awful and foggy foggy bottom. No. I love. What is that? Abraham. That had the good flaw. Fuck was Morgan now Adams Morgan. Yeah. But we can say foggy bottom. We have in MCI on the line one line. And then we have Randy Weaver on the other one and Lon Horiuchi on the the third line. What do we do? Do we bring them in because we have gone and Randy who fucking he. Well, I don't think Lon cares. But Randy really, it's one. Yeah. Randy lawn for sure this is compelling broadcasting and in the middle of moderate in MCI who has no idea who. Complete entirely. Sure what Ruby Ridge is kinda remembers it, but you know. Oh, okay, sir. Well, you're okay. All right. And ran is awesome. Like oh. I don't really know who you are. But it's it's a nice to talk to you in. Lonzo like, yeah. It's great to great to be here. Randy just want to give you my respect some sorry about Vicki. And he's like, I bet you are. You're the reason shoots dead. And it would be the whole thing and the knee and Mikhail would be like, whoa. But he couldn't because of the hubris. He stopped talking. He needs to have his his say. Yeah, it'd be amazing. It would be so good. And then like, I really want that to just be your phone. I know he put out a really good video. You gotta hit him up and see just what kind of phone. Do you have? So you can go. He's you know, I think we've got them right where we want him only because I he posted a really endearing video, and I'm gonna play it right now suppose really Deering video about something that happened to him this week. And like I posted on immediately words encouragement grain love great. And he will be right back, essentially. I like everybody to come together and congratulate Ryan van wick on a right of passage something that every man goes through every man wants to have happen in life and finally happened to him. I'm not talking about sex and talking about getting his learner's permit. Yes. Buckle up, no pun intended. Got it. But I finally passed my permit test start took them five. This is our moment myself when I went in. I said, I hope tested hope hope it has it which I did only got one question. One year only about the missed six in the multiple choice. And I think only missed one maybe that was it. Then I said I was so happy that I passed it. So much because they said, they would they would hire you hear that dragging was that. That was it. Then I said, I was so happy. Only about to miss six in the multiple choice. And I think only missed one maybe that was it. Then I said I was so happy that I've passed it. Get hold of. Always something. And that person has an answer. So I'm gonna keep trying to help them and help them and held them until I get all of them. I'll go out there eventual car. Indiana is on their loans. It's so fucking ass backwards because they got fifty. But when it comes to the rules of the road and everything it was like fifty questions you get an answer. And sometimes trick questions on Mike. And I'm thinking, okay. I stood. I hope I pass this test. I said even five times I said, I I took it four times. The driver. Knowing william. With an actual rule license, and we have a new man who's an could go off and go do what I wanna do after. I get my license from New York. Read them. Never disappoint. Good for him. Good for him. I don't that. It was a heart warming tale of. I'm so excited. Andrew I can't keep it in longer. What do you got? I have a really big surprise. I got Jeffords. Remember? No, I'm not fucking kidding. No, I'm gonna call them. Okay. I'll believe this here it, okay? You will everybody. This is the moment that we've been talking about for while we were so close to him. And we'd never thought at the time to talk to him because we weren't doing the podcast then, but now's really foolish in retrospect, I have been talking back and forth with his manage. You also happens to be his wife added them all on Facebook. Okay. And. Yeah. And I I mean. Said call your on nine he's like cool. So here we go. Six PM there. Okay. You know what? Whatever. Well, then. Don, goddamn phones fucking. Really fucked up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everybody. We're coming back. Coming back coming back around. Hi, this Jeff. Hey, jeff. This is awesome. Overnight drive. How are you? Smoking's weeding pizza. She'll actually. Great. So how's the tour going? Spectacular man. You know, it's just you know, every time you get there's Russia the road. You know, it's you know, how it is is man. Addition man, it's nothing like, you know, being out. Three thirty a m fucking. I forty to blown tires. Sure. By Cody live, man. Gentleman. Sean, Sean duties on the phones good. So good good. How are you? Tweeting enough to far from the truth, and you can hear you. But he can't speak to you. Because we don't have that technology. But hey, good. So what's new in life? Good. I haven't seen in a while. Working said that last time. He's literally moving soon to wear. Spots working. I was like six blocks from Ireland now in Ridgewood so told everybody where you Lynn out of people are going to be running there. And drove if we're going to be stalking fucking. Just went up by thirty percent. The real estate prices are going right through the roof. Now that everybody knows where you're going to live. Guy. Yeah. Jeff. What even eating lately? What even I heard your hedger cook? Yes. That is correct. Great. Well, wow. Well, eating eating or cooking. Most people the same for most people. So. Home reply getting a new spots like two new counter space like literally no workspace. So it makes it kind of impossible to anything. So usually. Most family meal at work anyhow and then off. The similarities between goody and Ryan van Wyk or pretty close. Right. Yeah. It's it's wild. Oh my God. Get him set up with Ryan, then we really gotta get you set up. We gotta get you on the good foot, man. Well, good. It's been great talking to you. When I next time. I come down. We all got hang. We went out. We went out last time. I was down. We went out and we ripped it up. Now, you know, we tried to get all these that you're at work. Oh. I work on the week on the weekends restaurant. So. But we went out we were out so five AM. We saw we saw the sun come up over the prominent. Yeah. That's great. You in bed. Do you sleep get hot and your room? Do you sleep? No clothes on. Museum. Call. Do you ever lie? Candy every candle making. Oh, all right. Candle. It's SRI minimum amount of light. Yeah. I didn't think he would do what were you thinking of doing what the candle if you could? Oh, really? Well, not right now kind of. The. Yeah. I know I actually got an I got a there's a politician on the other line. I gotta go. Got it. There's a beta will wrecks on the other line. I gotta Ligo pill. Love you. I love your good ING by. To look at that God after all these years of fucking being frenemies, and sort of friends he gets that he's in. Wow, he's in. And then when I go to his room with the candle on it will be. Can you just mad picture in your mind's eye him laying down nude coming home from work decided to relax light some candles from a lot of Colonel? I bet he's thinking about on the train home. You know, it's like a whole thing. He's I got home and a lot of Campbell. So good my God. If I could fill montage, I would totally do it. I need and was money. I would film that fucking mouth is film him coming home from work. And I put it out on the independent film channel remember that Allah chill duty or a home from work to home for year. And you just silently filled every. Skin, this the the flickering the flickering light of a candle? Count. It'd be amazing car set it to goodbye horses and let it go. Kenny G G. Mike. So what do you like to do? And you come home. Carnival. Dr. Matic about ten. The American pair. Oh, wow. That. Okay, with you know, it's not. Okay. Well, I mean, actually if you're asking me. No that that is not okay. No way way on a we on K with me. Not even not even not. Okay. On k. Yeah, that's a new canceled. But he's so uncaring. Do you wanna do some questions? Remember a lot of. So I guess. More random movie suggestions like hell comes to frog town, please. Wow. Now, there's not a whole lot out there. Like hell comes the frog town kill dozer, really good. Very good moves talked about kill dozer before. What is that movie? I talked about it on here. What is it? Order of death were Johnny rotten and Harvey KYW tell keep like hold them hostage in a Upper West side apartments, really good. Yep. Oh, yep. As gave him the Bronx, really good. There's a was it kinda can't think of it. Now, totally on the spot. It should read these questions I had Bronson through three one through three not one-two-three. Although there's a special movie called death, which one two three which is just like a conglomerate like they took a third of third a third of the script pages and just put them all the fuck outta here. That would be great. If it was well, wouldn't it? What else my call? No one ever. No one ever celebrates the movie neighbors, the Belushi Aykroyd movie neighbors give that a shot. Absolutely. And I don't I'm gonna I'm gonna flip over to those kind of a sin to flip over to television. But TV episodes are like little movies, right which watch air wolf. That's true. All right. I know he died two months like he died, and like the beginning of January, and it's actually classic Jan-Michael. Vincent, he died two months ago. And all the sudden in March it was like oh word, really. That what a weird life fucking fuck. He's he was I love his story of becoming disfigured. His face became disfie-. Hell dig left throb in the eighties. You know, a good looking dude wa wow. No. He was like the he was like a John Eric Exum. Yeah. Remember him? And he was like really Hearthrow, but he quit air will because they weren't giving them enough money. Plus he was drunk depending on ask. And he's like well fuck it. I'm going to be a major movie star. And that's summer that he quit. He was following girls. Home from the beach like what a life, right? And they did the thing where they stopped at the ele- instead of running it. And he rented them smashes face in the windshield. Unbelievably disfiguring himself. He looked like a character you encounter a shadow run video game after that. He was he was all fucked up. Absolutely. And then he lost his career. He lost his looks. And he lost his life pretty much. And then you got really any like drugs, and she was really bad. So yeah, tragic figure, but we love genyk figures. So yes, that's true. I wonder if I can find there's footage of him when he was on the Howard Stern show where he looks awful. I know does all my God. I wonder if still in YouTube, I don't know looking right now. I oh, wait. Maybe maybe why am I seeing YouTube just giving me black screens instead of like a you'll? Yeah. Down for me too. Is that right? Yeah. No, no now, it's now we're good. We're. We're. Oh, it's because there's no picture. And that's why it's just the audio. No. That's not great them. All right. Cool. Fuck you. All right. Let's go to the next question. All right. Shits? I'm getting old. I can't figure when I had. No, you're not you're not I'll do one. Please do weepy voice killer. Carrie, okay. Love to hear him sing some of his favorite songs. Well, I don't know any of poll Michael's define his favorite songs. But I can definitely do before killer karaoke Andrew name a song. Please. Oh god. Do. Do do some Depeche mode. Okay. To find some karaoke for Depeche mode and thankfully, download to karaoke app today. Thank god. And how weird everything's working out? Really? Well for us. Asking from you can grant. I love. Get. To commercials. Not working not working out. Yeah. It's time to get the thing. I'm going to buy the thing tonight. Cheesy. Just quietly listening to cheese commercial. Fairy everybody. Cooking. Little. Little Bruins goal. Wow. That was really good. Thank you. Feel so stupid. I love it. I love things that make me feel dumb. Got a couple fresh ones in. Everybody's still going hot right now. Do that a close? Call this week on the bed rack and still shaken up came out clean. But with a wreck neck could have been away whereas cars fucked either view have any near death experiences to think to speak of. Nia near death have been a couple car wrecks. Yeah. Like, I'm trying to think of I've I've definitely had things where it's happened. Then I've stood there. Like, I should be dead. Oh, yeah. That's interesting that that happened like was both car accidents that the car flipped a little shitty. Eighty four escort. Did we ever tell the story of you flipping the burning bridges van? I don't think we ever did. Actually. This was Joe Camrys favorite story to tell people. Tell. Yeah. You're the van guy. Yeah. Great. I'm vanguard. Actually, I'm in the next call. Okay. So the short stories that for one of burning bridges was a band, essentially saw Scott recently at whole foods. That's scott. Where he was looking good. We're all we're like, we're getting healthy here, we little week grass yank grant. But he would he was very enthusiastic about the band most times more than anybody many else in the band. So he would be like, you know, what's Wednesday night? And burlington. Sure. So we drive at the Burlington fine where young Tuesday asterik, you know, we can do this. I would it was Dr much like an end of year Dr. So void use rental vans. Because Scott had a credit card because he's a grownup. Yeah. That's what a luxury at that point. I know it was it was crazy. So we have rental van. So it was a Pontiac Sienna van. I remember it and we're driving, and it was a brand new one and driving and I decided. Vermont is a strange place in that. It has like these has his weird like pockets where it gets too cold and freezing all of a sudden. So I went down up route twenty two and suddenly it was the road was a sheet of ice. So I decided to slow down as soon as I hit the brake van spun because it was really back heavy because we always brought like four bands worth shit with us. And then the the van hit and then like wind up in the air, and then came down on the roof, and as crash ING, I yelled, I'm sorry. Never. It was a testament to how sweet I am a person that my final words would be. I'm sorry. Let's say say white concern. I'm quite certain rather that your final words will be. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, absolutely. Or be like, no not this way. That'll be my final words not like that. Like this like this. I'm certain mine will be come up and then death. Exactly. Holy shit. Our we've me with the the urban legend that Walt. Disney's final words were Kurt Russell. No. Yeah. That's a real big St. no, we don't know if it's a real thing. But it's a real urban legend, the apparently, Walt Disney loved little boy, Kurt Russell. Oh my God. It's now tell me more tell me that's about all, I know. Right there. So it Walt Disney. Okay. So Walt Disney's like. I don't think he was. I only was spoke. I think it was the last thing he expressed he wrote Kurt Russell down. And then died. Yes. Fume so good Mickey. Donald. Oh what Jim Henson's year who he says he's going to take over? Hey mickey. Oh, Michael Jackson's here. I love the wiz. Meal. Great musical. We're gonna make rush soon as I get better. We're gonna make a ride called the wiz. And then. Happen occur. Also, I loved him. I do love him. Whatever happened to. Kirk rules all mall when then his. Let's it sweet oblivion. Yeah. If I play the wrong one where it doesn't do the ending. That's a bummer. Can we can we just reflect on what a fucking odd life Kurt? Russell is head gets diddled by fucking Walt Disney. Go. All right. I don't know. He's an old man hanging out with a child, definitely. Yeah, you're right. You're totally Ryan actually goes in please minor league baseball, then becomes an actor acts in three four of the best movies ever made like ever made. Goes in Mary's Goldie Hawn and ages in reverse for the next forty years. Interesting. Yeah. He's still a hot guy on fucking believable. Just see him in whatever fucking stupid moral movie. He was he was in field of dreams. Yeah. It was field of dreams looking real good. Fucking straight dill. He's a delph super dill's deal with BDA. All right. Russell. What else we have here? Let's see I I hear myself getting sicker. So I apologize. Everyone else can hear that as well. Pretty sure I just got ghosted after talking shit on kids and craft brewery culture. What's the lamest shit? You've tanked date on discussion wise, God take one of a whole other podcast my God tank the date on Nazi shit. Yeah. Nazi shit. I remember having to you. Yeah. A couple of times what even to come re. I'm almost finished. I almost finished reading rather than fall the Third Reich again such good book, and they're like, wow. Yeah. It's great. Actually, a good book. But now the copy that my dad gave me as a swastika on the cover. That's great. Yeah. So it's rough. But it's history. It happens swan because we're around. Some some history website today posted a gif of Hitler hopped up on 'em fed. I saw that. Yes. Good. So good. He's fucking jacked up on drugs. And is that some say that he has had a had a Fetterman addiction. What do you think? Like what what do? You mean? What do I think that was the worst thing was full on? It was wild. Yeah. You know, say what you will about Hitler. I think the worst thing that he had going for him was that he was hooked on speed. Everything else is forgivable. But yeah, his can crank addiction. Past staying up for ninety six hours, totally Norring responsibilities at home with Eva and Goldie the dog and their kid and the kids and then killed a bunch of Joop Jewish people to allegedly allegedly fucking that is what's going to cancel the podcast all of a sudden, there's also the coffee anymore. It's good. Thank you. We'll call Bego fucking tomatoes gonna show us. Oh, save. Stain on my table. Vado doesn't rally the Empire State plaza. It is going to be the best. Definitely definitely is those sleeves rolled up in the summer all hot. Remember, little grit hardcore vans came from this town. It was here at the black flag show when they broke the toilet at the VFW hall, and they stopped having shows the last show the VFW ever had. Oh boy. And it was like voting for him twice. I'm gonna wear disguise. We're gonna vote for him again because he likes hardcore music. Wait, when's the last time injure work crust? Bam T shirt, you know, mill idea not begin to tell last time. I've wore bam t shirt was when we played the nineties at that Halloween show. And I wore the earth crisis teacher that smells like a corpse. I want that that was really fun. I remember footage of that somewhere. Probably. But yeah, I don't I don't think I've worn a banned t shirt since then if you've given me a band t shirt, guess what worn what not wearing it? Maybe a word on laundry. Not even the. No, I stopped. I conveniently stopped wing benchers because they'll stop fitting, me helpful. It's great because all the vintage of my vintage shirts into just wanted. They all only go to XL. And I'm right now, I'm a solid double X. So it's great. Why is it Ryan van wick been on yet? You scared Gail. Look, I am. I'm a little scared of it. Yeah. But you know, I think we're power through his license now. So he can just drive out. And be like, hey, man, come drive out to New York City, the big city, we're gonna get you Donald up. We're gonna get tuned up. We're gonna get you laid we're gonna you're gonna wake up next to someone. You don't even know. This hisas thou God fucking gas is gonna be so hot when he's in town. I'm thinking of a right now. It's like holy shit. He's going to be doing some what if he's like really good at Saks what if he's doing like forbidden positions ship. Good. The woman you brought back screaming Ryan. Oh, and I knew that. Sorry. I knew that was going to have got to wrap wrap. It. We got to wrap it up. Andrew sick. I'm okay. I'm gonna be all right. I'm good. I'm C C podcasters flu game right now. Flu gains having. It's all good. I'll way to end it around the sneezes, Michael Jordan right now, God damn Horace Grant, lease hours grants got his arm around him when he's Jackson's to sue six even stand up. But as soon as numbers called he summons the energy number twenty three the best of all time. Shown duties at the hospital, but he's not sick or injured. What's scenario would cause this? What is he doing while at the hospital? Fuck is that question? I don't know. I. Tough one the hospital, but he's not sick or injured. What scenario would cause us doing? He was working meets an ER nurse. Oh table side service. And she's like, yeah. I work at what hall hospital, and so he just goes to hang out with her, but she's an ER nurse. So she's there's like a guy with like, a ballpoint pens to hand of his eye, and you should like trying to give fluids and shown these kind of hanging out like just awkwardly standing. There have been like, hey. It's doing do it off sick. I'm doing a twelve hour shift. This is our three. Can you get out of the way please GS w coming through? Can we do to you play? Can you play the nursing place on duty please shot? All right. I gotta play fucking the passion karaoke here. God. I I I I won't get real soundboard. But this is what happens. Okay. Going to wait. This motherfucker. All right. I playing on duty I guess motivation just trying to get in. Our fire while to seize of oh negative stat the music following. Following. All right. Coating over much of her car. Talk deal on me. This bad time or or what? No pulse. No breathing park. All right. I know I do. Tomorrow full line stole my God. Such a hero. All right. Seems like he's really enjoying this. Very often. How can I? You haven't seen me? I think there's an empty maybe an empty bed. We could find. I'm I'm sorry. I don't. Remember, remember the restaurants? I definitely don't. Okay. We have to table. Okay. I veteran. I had lifesaving ability. Track community. No, you have to leave. You really have to leave. Repayment you really have to leave. Repayment. All right being the nurse. All right. Good job. Good. Really good theater. I think you actor. How's it? Going boys listener Casey here to inform. You of a recent triumph a couple of friends, and I started a podcast. Don't worry. I'm not going to force a plug or anything. I just want to. Thank you both for inadvertently planting the idea to start one of my subconscious hears having my own monumental emotional episode ten that'll help or possibly hurt me in some way. Love y'all definitely hurt. Right. Definitely hurt a few ways. Yeah. For sure I we know we salute you and the only thing left to do is hit play or record. Don't hit play won't reporters. Hit hit the court. If you're using old timey take cassette player you wanna hit play to. Right. Do that. Don't you know, what the worst thing you can do is lose? Steam after episode seven it's called pod fade. Can't do it. Worst thing you can do is lose one awards right through power through. You know, we've done this awhile. We do know we do know what we're doing. And the, you know. Pump it. Hey asked to come on the show. We'll bring you on talk about your ship cross pollinate plug your shit. We can come on and take your shit over Bom. Play music. Instead like, it's not really what we called you. They go, you know. CD's? It was weird. That would be great just being a CD boombox, we stopped at last vestige and bought all their copies of the mini moods. Victims on our way over here. We just played us. I've run electric razor. I need to get ready for going out later. So cool. Serving that a lot of different purposes tonight. I think this is what podcast things like you think it's fun and games. But it's actually a lot of hard news, tons of hard work sons hard work, you were gonna feel like you've been working construction all day view fall into bed like a sack of potatoes with the weight of the world in your shoulders. That's what it's like. And then you have then you forgot to update your put the new episode on Twitter, and you wake up in a colts. Yes, that's happened. That's happened. More than a few times to put it on Adriaan, especially as my thing. I put it all up. Good were current. I love him and work. Let me do all that. I do the overnight drive perfect. I love that. I've got I've got the I've got the desk in one one overnight drive plaza. Andrew has the corner office where he has like, you know, surrounding yell and cocaine. Yeah, he's got some some Sonos speakers. He's got he's got a he's he's got like a hotdog oven. I would love it if we had a full office building. But we just occupied two offices. It's everyone else had a call the we're rich enough about the whole building. And then everybody has to call it one overnight drive plaza we to God should by that. Do you know when you drive out of all down new Scotland avenue there's that one weird office building that hasn't been occupied in fucking decades. I'm just by that and turned into one over. I drive plaza offer them any amount of cash for that building frigging there's buildings on Albany out the the glut the housing because the property taxes went insane. Like ten years ago the glut of event and how homes? And buildings. Five grave it. I couldn't believe it. When I was up there fucking it looks like season four of the wire. It's wild. Yeah. Like fucking trap the city. Yeah. Houses for five grand. Oh cheese. And they're just like, they're just abandoned. It's not like people went in there and like knock them down because they're not five grand. They're five grand, plus whatever fucking back taxes or just sitting there waiting for you. So they're like, yeah, they're seventy grand and they've been gutted by fire three times. Cool. Although the coppers been pulled out of the wall. Yeah. Really, really good million. Yeah. We should get a definitely get office building. One overnight drive plaza over he'll wants to help us with that make a sign one overnight. Dr posits gotta be really nice. The fucked up thing is if we had just squatted that office building. We it'd be ours. By now by I forget what the law is. But I think if you if you can. For ten years becomes yours. Not not according to the squatters they go put their story in the paper on the newspaper spots. Somewhere as a starting point fucking dunce. So one of the best I think those top ten best Albany stories of all time. And there's been a lot of them. That's one's ever where we Andrew. You accidentally hitting the microdosing harder than you wanted to is really funny to listen to it was fun to do someone getting higher that intendant generally something that brings me joy. But it sounded like you were in a good place and having time about it. Yeah. It was fun. It was. You care to talk about we are up to. It'll do basically asking what? So. Yeah. I do. I Mike rdo Silla Simon. I don't dose it out myself. So I don't know precisely how much, but I think it's like like point two grams or something like that some very very small amount. It's it's nice. I like it. It's fun. Like, I I just feel I feel much calmer and more focused and occasionally a little more tired. But it's it's good. I cannot be that person that fucking recommends people do this. If you've got like, a mental illness surfing, I part of me thinks definitely definitely should. But it's like a really heavy weird thing too. Tell someone to do. So I'm not going to recommend it necessarily. But like not gonna knock rat not recommend it. I think it's I think it's a cool thing. I don't sound support drug abuse. Yeah. That's all right. Let's sick that you don't do that. I don't I don't do drugs. Now. I don't let them do me other. Apparently, you do I really am a bad influence. You know, what if I really sit down think about it? Yeah. Ruined. My life update on my four years of not getting laid I decided to work out. It'd be more appealing to the eye will let you know how that works. You don't need to let me know how it works. It'll work just fine. I mean by all means keep us posted. But trust it'll work. I think that I mean, I'm assuming this guy would say, so I'm just assuming guess, but. You're still you saw the same head whether you're buff or fucking fat PISA ship. So like, you know, what though I think if you if you are if you can't do pull up to save your fucking life right now, and you work your ass off. And you get to the point where you can do pull ups you're gonna feel accomplished fuck and your wonder what else you can do in life. So I think I think it's a good move. If you can do pull up, you can definitely have intercourse with a woman to completion her completion for. Yes. And then yours much later. Maybe not maybe not at all. Maybe do go to the bathroom and do it instead. But yeah, getting again shape found the Tony not to saying look at me. I I'm with women. Does this women who come over? And I look that good at all. So. Have to get have it upstairs. And you just have to have it. You have to have that that you know, that red hot gas man, you just have to have that gas that gas is up too high. You wanna get no situation when you're with the woman rant Andrew? I know you you can back me up on this. You wanna get into a situation with with a woman where you have to say you have two both admit to yourselves the gas is up way too high. We've got to slow down. Yeah. Yes. I back that the passion is too much passion in this room. We need to open a window need to get drink water. We got to slow down we need orange juice in here stat Glasgow OJ that I'm just going to end up knocking over when I'm kicking in flam in the throes and the throws of passion. And then someone as always equalizer 'cause I did that once when I like, we we got beers we have beers. And then we kinda have sip the beers. And then really just started going at it. And I after word after the Lovin, I realized that both cans of tall cans of beer had spilled on my floor, and I had to probably the best acting. I've ever done in my life to not mad. Good job. Good job at myself. I would get mad immediately 'cause it was fucking cheap beer, and my room smelled a bar for what I did. I don't know what they put in the beer, but smells like a ball. You gotta take everything out of there. Mop the fucking floor like completely out, and then just well, the fucking Albany and all the houses have underneath the the would there's fabric like ancient fabric. It just soaked into that fucking ninety fabric just smell awful forever. But whatever it was fun. Just like, geez. We should have pounded those beers before we. How do I say this pound anything else? Oh, wait, a go. I really. It's really good to call me. The Hemingway of nonsense. All right. So here's the deal Hemingway. I'm fucking dying. I'm dying. I can't keep my eyes open anymore. I'm in flu game. I think I think I would out there. And I gave it my all. But it's it's it's Tim Richmond. That is NASCAR driver. Died of double. I'm not gonna die double pneumonia. I don't even have whatever the what what Jim Henson die of fucking tonsillitis thought. Even now, I don't I don't know. Oh. Throw strep throat voidable. I'm good. I'm wait good. I just got a little cold. But yeah, I gotta go to done be don't die. I'm not going to die. I'm going to be to get if you need to get married. You can get a my insurance. We can do that. Okay. That might actually have to happen. We'll see what goes on. If you name it affects you animal factory is is not the kind of spot where you're getting the good insurance. Oh my God. It's awesome. I after working in an office for so long where. People like send passive aggressive emails about meetings at didn't need to happen. All day. It is so fucking refreshing to work at a place where today to people just screen that each other in Yiddish. And then it was dead fucking love it so much. It's so fucking nice. Very good change of pace. Although. Yeah, very cool. All right. Well, what up to sixteen? I believe it is to sixteen cool. Very neat. We've done two hundred sixteen episodes. Yeah. I love it. You do you wanna plug rhetoric coffee or have we officially lost some of the spa as a sponsor once we turned. Right now, we still have them for now. Right. Pride of Oakland. Proud of Oakland, California and good news about the raiders coming back for another year. I'm sure but he's happy about that. Pride of Oakland, California rhetoric coffee dot com coffee's description service every two weeks coffee door. No muss, no fuss. Delicious economical and most of all great coffee movies in your house. In your face, go. Fuck your your far you go far. And also on Instagram older ghosts older ghosts. Do you like old clothes Andrew who doesn't quote? That's a silly question old clothes make the world go round. But getting the old clothes is the problem because you have to go to these Dinge dumps like savers and goodwill, and he makes you wanna barf and all the people you run into you wanna crush hope they all live in a flop house, and but. You have to Wade through all the crappy don't want to find the one thing you do. And then as doesn't have a price tag on it. And then you have to haggle. It's awful. So then just go to older goes, and they're jar friend Jesse. She's model and all the clothes if you're into that. If you're in a pretty ladies she's got a ton of pretty ladies model in the close. Awesome women jump in guys. If you want to buy your lady, a pretty pretty skirt or maybe a flowered dress, maybe a black dress for your funeral or whatever. Oh, there you go older goes on sucking baller move. You buy your girl the shit you want her to wear at your funeral. But pretty good. That's pretty good. If the keep it up sound really six you might be doing fucking four year, not laid guy. That's the there's something you could do just pick. A woman buyer close inside won't you to wear. This funeral guaranteed. You're in say. And Phil on some. Oh, absolutely. Savoy funeral foot my girlfriend. Listen, I. What if he's just like proud of it? And he's like folk Michael just wants to tell people the water cooler. Wait what show and what's up? What's up, Phil Fook, my girlfriend, Liz night? Okay. Cool. Well, you had that song where you're like. When I said, I fucked your girlfriend will girlfriend though, could you have met her. But that new then cough mission. They put in weird, isn't it? Whatever. Yeah. Fills weird guy. But he's the only person knows how to run see plus goddamn. And I really which we had somebody else. Besides Phil Anselmo who could fuck and program Salesforce for us. Fill in some of the swung person could do Salesforce, and the whole issue could fooding your leads properly. Also, I fucked girlfried listen I fucking failed. Good. Make sure you see ever Seve frequently. You're gonna lose all your league. Your leads or leads are getting out of the scope the projects at a scope. Screw-up missed the scrim this morning. Also, a foot, my growth and listening. Which wasn't so sick. I just go with Fillon sill IT menace of. Do we have do? We have film. Okay, jordan. Hey, jordan. What's up? Oh, how's it going just living? I'm living. You know? It's all you can ask for we have Phil. We have Phil. All right, Phil. What do you got for us? You good foot goof? Okay. I guess we're not close call now. Thanks. Conference call that has well that's really good to sixteen. That's it. That's all you get. Good. Sires? Control. Permanently. Obsession. Cloudy. Skull. Skillet. Personalized another person. And. Just. Object for pleasure instead of living. Seems to make this.

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State Comptroller Candidate Debate - General Election 2018

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1:06:50 hr | 2 years ago

State Comptroller Candidate Debate - General Election 2018

"Manhattan neighborhood network in partnership with Gotham gazette and the league of women voters of New York state presents race to represent a m an election initiative. Hello? I'm Ben max executive editor of Gotham gazette New Yorkers will be voting in the general election on Tuesday, November six. It will be casting their ballots for offices, including governor. Lieutenant governor attorney general state Senate state assembly and state controller. Today we bring you a debate with the candidates running for New York state controller. The winner will take office in January of two thousand nineteen. The controller's office has wide reaching powers crucial to the fiscal being of New York. It manages the two hundred plus billion dollar state pension fund audit state agencies and state contracts reports on state, finances and overseas. The economic affairs of city governments including New York City. Joining us today is the democratic candidate, Tom Napoli, the incumbent the green party. Candidate Mark Donelly the libertarian candidate Krueger gala debt, and the Republican candidate. Jonathan, stricter, welcome. Thank you. All for being here, we're going to get started. The first question we're going to start with you controllers. Napoli and move to my right. The first question is how do you describe the job you're applying for your case re applying for the drought job of New York state controller? Well, I think it's the best job in state government. That's why it's been a privilege for me to serve this position. I hope I have a chance to do it for another term. It's really the office that promotes accountability and transparency in government, and the local government is, well, I don't have a vote. They game decisions on how the money spent, but I do have a voice and the controller exercises that voice through our budget reports or analysis of state fiscal practices will our valuation of local government finances with our audits where for state government, local government, we do promote the tax payer interest and in New York. We have another added responsibility a little different than some other states where I serve as trustee for the New York common retirement fund. That's the fun that provides the retirement for a one point. One million New Yorkers who are either retired public workers of public workers who look forward to be retired one day. So there's a broad range of responsibilities. A lot of it has to do with the back office operation of the state contracts approving pavements and so on. But we've been in effective partner and keeping New York moving forward, and I want to continue to do that. Look the tax payer interest and make New York, and even better state than is already. Okay. Thank you. Mr. Dunlap. How do you describe the job of state control there? Well, I think Tom has done because the job outline and the present responsibilities to state controller. I would like to change that a bit. I think the state controller needs to be the fiscal watchdog for the state to make sure the money is being spent properly and wisely. I think needs to be more aggressive bedroom by the state controller to crack down on on corruption within state government, which is quite pervasive. I think we need particularly go after both the state authorities. Earn current dead and their improper expenditure practices. But the main reason I personally run in because for the last five years, I've worked at three fifty dog to try to get institutions in New York state and around the world to divest from fossil fuels. We've managed the best seven trillion dollars from one thousand institutions because of the role of of climate change earlier this year, we're able to convince New York City to divest from fossil fuels. We did get governor Cuomo degree to support state divestment did manage to get about fifty state legislators, cosponsor legislation, I help right, but have not been able to convince Tom yet to divest our Steve pension fund. And if we invested a decade ago, we'd have about twenty two billion dollars more money in the state pension fund. That's one of the things I like to protect taxpayers from is the impact climate change. Okay. Thank you. Mr.. Galley dad, how do you describe the role that you're applying for? Well, first of all, I just want to point out. I'm not a politician, I'm I'm from the private sector. I have an MBA. My first job was. As an auditor for General Electric. So actually have experience auditing other organizations, but like a two politician, I may not answer the question that you ask because I'm here really to convince people to vote libertarian, particularly the controls job because libertarians I think probably the most fiscally responsible party on the planet and if you want, you know if he wanted split split your ticket. This'll be a good place to do it because you know, we've had Mr. Napoli in there for quite a few years. Do you want change? I think vote vote for me if you want change in general vote libertarian, I will elaborate more on on my thoughts about why you should vote libertarian ticket, and I will reserve that for another question that you ask. That'll probably won't answer. Okay. Mr. trick. How you describe the role of the job that you're applying for as most powerful underappreciated underutilized office in New York state? It is the top watchdog and chief fiscal officer of New York. The job shouldn't be held by politician should be run by professional. It's supposed to police Albany in Albany accents and Albany politicians. Instead, the office has been held by Bennie politicians. I covered the offices of public finance, investment banker at j. p. Morgan, where at a private sector view to the previous controller who was a longtime Albany hand and was then hauled off to prison and to fill that vacancy. The current controller, Tom sitting to my right was hand selected by Shelly silver over the objection of every editorial board, New York state because it's the governor of his own party said at the time, he is totally in thoroughly unqualified, and he has since returned the favor to the state legislature who appointed him to uphold and strengthen the status quo in Albany at the expense of ordinary New Yorkers and all the good that all of us could do those ordinary New Yorkers. The powers of the office are formidable. He's the sole trustee of a two hundred billion dollar pension fund. It's a market power of a Saudi prince, and this controller has basically covered up his pension performance and his investment performance, which he's underperformed to the tune of sixty five billion dollars made up for in. Taxes, local taxes. The reason that New York state's localities tax so much property taxes are so high due to to things Medicaid and pension costs pension underperformance. By soldiers, the pension fund time, then apple, there were two or three other incredibly powerful tools. The controller has could disrupt the status quo and fixed many of the vexing fiscal problems could government groups wringing their hands over and struggle with figuring out how to amend and I'm telling you the controller can do it single handedly, and utilize early. We'll get some of those issues. I'm going to move onto your second question, but I control their Napoli mixture said a few things about you give seconds to respond to anything. You want to just didn't wanna Jonathan's running views himself as being a Saudi prince, and he's using his very effective career of being a political operative largely for democratic candidates over many, many years. That's really what is bio indicates a lot of exaggerations a lot of misunderstanding and misrepresentation of my record and of the office. I'm very proud of the fact that he became control it because they bipartisan coalition of legislators wants to restore integrity to this office. And proud that I was elected by the people and twenty ten to twenty fourteen with most of the other to'real boards endorsing me when they saw my performance. So I have a reckon very proud of a proud to stand on. So it's move onto the second question which is now that we've described the role of a little bit and some of you got into some of the answers to this next question, but what are your specific qualifications for the role? And of course, controller Napoli re-applying. So you could talk a little bit about what you think your accomplishments are, but for those in the challenger seats, what makes you qualify to fill this road? We're gonna start you Mr. gal, the debt. What? What are your qualifications to become state controller? You want honesty, not a whole lot. I've got an NBA in the private sector for a long time. I was with General Electric is an auditor or some probably only person to stage that is actually performing audit, but I have, no, you know, I've I've held no political office other than the board of education at taco, but but what I would bring is fresh pair of eyes on the whole job. The whole point. Point of of the control of the job. You know, you know why? Why does New York have such a huge pension fund? Why are we managing it? Could it be done differently? Also, the, you know, the whole, the whole issue of who's controlling the controller. He reports to no one. There's, you know there's no no accountability so that that can lead to corruption and graft not saying that has happened, but that you know, that's possible anyway. So Mike, okay. It would be a fresh bear is plus say, I think I think the voters would vote libertarian right across a ticket. To ask you a little bit more about what a libertarian approach to being controller would be. But first, Mr. trigger your qualifications. So I'm a public finance and public pension expert. I serve as the public finance, investment banker j. p. Morgan. I then ran a municipal structuring line of business for restructuring firm and in that capacity, I was tapped by pew travel trusts, pew charitable trust to help me to swat team pension professionals that ran around the country to apply reforms and assistance to struggling pension funds around the USA and in that capacity. I also led the most comprehensive restructuring of public safety pension plan in Jacksonville, Florida, and I rely on those laurels on top of that. I'm a lifelong democrat who nevertheless was tapped and asked by the Republican party and the conservative part of New York to run in their line due to my qualifications and expertise. I was given a dispensation something called a Wilson Makola and it's the first time that the Republicans gave such a dispensation to a statewide candidate since nineteen seventy. I'd like to think it's about it's because. Of my qualifications and deep background and expertise in public finance and public pensions and my success in restructuring a public safety plan in Jacksonville, Florida at the time, one of the few successful and maybe still one of the only successful comprehensive restructuring of a struggling public pension plans in America. As you mentioned, you have a democrat until seeking this position and as Mr. Napoli noted, you've worked on some campaigns including Democrats, what does that experience taught you in preparing you for this role? Well, I hope it's not a critique, Tom. I hope you don't hold it against me that I've worked for Democrats before I've worked for fiscally reasonable and pragmatic. Democrats, myself am a fiscally pragmatic individual and we'd take that approach to control his New York. Does that make you a fiscal conservative? You can actually do math balanced budgets, and I could talk at length about the which performance, which he claims to be par excellence and talks about his own at Oriel endorsements. But may also point out that in two thousand ten every newspaper in the state endorsed his opponent other than Newsday's home. How papers I'm not sure what he's we're gonna tour. When tour starts right now, obviously with Mr. Napoli your chance to your it was more than Newsday. And you know, I report to the people of the state of New York, and that's the ultimate losses for the control for an elected official like this. And unlike John, I, I have my values as a democrat, and I've stuck with them all my life group on good Republican household, but I'm a democrat and in Trump's America to become a Republican after you've been a democrat all these years and to sign onto the Republican agenda and the conservative party agenda. Does that mean John that you've agreed now not to be pro choice on the woman's right to choose and control her own body, marriage equality. Those kind of the conservative party stands for. If if you had to sell yourself to get an ominous, I don't think that's the best standard to be running for office. I have a clear record like this. All of that. I was a school board member for ten years. I began as a local official elected eleven times to the state assembly, representing my community served on the assembly ways committee ways and means committee the fiscal committee for the assembly. And I've done the job since two thousand seven restoring the integrity office managing tough fiscal times the great recession growing the pension fund at two via the record all time high and Pugh has acknowledged that we are one of only four state pension plans in the country that is over ninety percent funded that is an enviable record. Thank you. We're gonna come back to you in just a minute, but we're in leominster dummy. Talk about his qualification for the job. Well, unlike John or Tom, I'm green. I'm not a democrat as a student at all. Been law school on RPI. I started the New York public interest research group and have had many decades of work. I probably have testified on the state budget more than any other person running for state office. At this point. I graduated a top of my class at RPI in management and all the law school. I focused on issues of taxation and corporations because I soon IB competed on that issue. Once I graduated from law. The school. It was elected town board member, my town. I'm probably one of the few elected officials say every year I've been in office, I cut taxes, and one of the things I did is I put all the town contracts out to bid. One of the results of that was at the county. Democratic chairperson ended up in federal prison for two years because it turned out he was skimming money off of our townie insurance contract before I got there. I was twenty two years old. The first time I was involved in litigation soon over how look government in this case on New York state and Albany county, where certain event in the restrictions on current of public debt, I wrote the law, the gave tax taxpayers to right to sue over legal expenditure of taxpayers funds. When I was a law student, I was one of the co founders or the fiscal policy institute outta spent many years doing things such as promoting legislation to curb the abuses and the economic development program. Okay. We're gonna start with you. Mr. tricked this round. And if. I wanna take a moment to respond to Mr. Napoli's comments about your beliefs and switching your party under President Trump from Democrats or Republican. Let me let me ask the question. You can start there and then move into your answer. The question. This question. We'll go to everybody, but you first Mr. trickster and this is about perhaps the most powerful aspect of this job is as some of you have mentioned, which is management and being the sole trustee of the public pension fund that's valued over two hundred billion dollars how you would approach that awesome. Responsibility has controller if elected or reelected Mr. trigger. Sorry, drubbing. So if Tom wants to run against Donald Trump is he's runs reluctant controller. These more welcome to, but I'm running for a professional office which requires a private sector set of skills, including being responsible for investing over two hundred billion dollars in public assets. Now, tons of Napoli basically misrepresented his own performance investing. Those funds. His expectation was to earn seven point, five percents over the eleven years. He's been in office. He's only earned six percent and the difference, the delta between his expectations and what he's earns translates into sixty five billion dollars in underperformance. He said to make up for that sixty five billion dollars in debt by taxing New York localities. And he's done it very aggressively. The state controller has siphoned up local tax dollars, ten times more than localities around the countries have for their own public pension problems and underperformance. So what I would do is I would invest the public pension assets passively in SNP indexes equity portfolio. And by doing that, I could basically ban hedge funds and private equity and this man this time Napoli the state controller has spent over and paid over six billion dollars in fees to hedge fund managers and other alternative fund managers. Since he's been in office, I call them the six billion dollar man. If it sounds like a lot, it's only because it is the alternative asset portfolio of the pension fund under the Napoli has underperformed. So he's paid six billion dollars hedge funds for underperformance, whereas you would've done much better for New York retirees. Had he passively invested the equity portfolio and p indexes that six billion dollars should be retirees. Not henchman, not sure. We're gonna come to you control it Napoli to discuss your management and being the sole. Trustee of the pension fund. It's been excellent. It's been strong. I don't have time to respond to everything Jonathan said, but he doesn't put that foot note in about the global financial crisis that happened during my tenure. I don't think he's suggesting I'm responsible for. Perhaps he is when you consider performance with even with that year in ten year, look back leading your look. It's an excellent performance. My obligation ultimately is to the members of the system. That's my fiduciary responsibility. And that means our goal is to have a smart investment strategy, but also to make sure we don't fall behind unfunded pensions. You'll get the states that are in bad shape very often. They're in bad budget condition fiscal conditions because pensions poorly-funded they haven't paid the Bill. Well, we have. That's why we're now ninety eight percent funded, and we have been ahead of other pension funds and being more conservative in our outlook now down to seven percent, long-term soom rate of return. And the straight is the diversification of our portfolio to put all of our money in index funds. Would be totally irresponsible to put all your eggs in one basket. If we didn't learn anything from the global financial crisis, you have to be diversified. Is there a premium when you put some money into the alternatives? Absolutely. But we went from one hundred and nine billion at the depths of of the global financial crisis. Now, two hundred nine billion. So I'm the hundred billion man. Not the six billion liabilities or two hundred forty one billion two hundred dollars, but you've got to four. Of the fees to twenty, or you say that sometimes today versus fi that come out the territory and so you feel comfortable about continuing that reelected. We're always looking to go shade for for better fees and in some of the higher fee areas like hedge funds. We've been reducing our allocation significantly. We also have most of our public equities invested passively through index that are internally manage. So we actually are more efficient than many other public pension funds with our public equities. So when we pay the fees for the alternatives it, we feel it does balance out because it gives us the strength of diversification. You take them like hedge funds. They actually perform better in that year rate collapse than the public equity. So we have all our eggs in the public equity basket of the year. The market's tanked, we really would still be digging out from under a tonight. You'll have a chance to get back into the mix air, but Mr.. Donnie. How would you approach the this position managing the massive hedge pension fund? Well, I usually like to remind voters at my opponent's apparel. That him to the state constitution. Public pensions are treated as a contractual obligations. It's really the tax payers at risk more than the employees. I had to be beneficiary of the fun through my through my wife. As I said earlier, if the state had bested as we had asked a decade ago from fossil fuels, depends on an extra twenty two billion dollars about twenty thousand dollars per member of the pension. I do agree. We need to cut the fees. We're paying for outside consultants particularly because we are following so much of the index of. I do put Tom for the best in the state pension fund from private prison. I think that was a correct decision. I'm a little bit confused though. If we can do best from private pensions while we cannot apply the same thing to companies that are destroying the planet, the IPCC put out a report yesterday saying that we have twelve years to completely India, USA fossil fuels. When the world is saying. An industry has to end that's not a wise financial investment to continue somewhere between six to eleven billion dollars Napoli a chance to respond on that. But anything else in your last fifteen seconds? Anything else about the managing the pension fund as controller that you want to highlight for voters? Is there any any other priorities you would have? Well, do you know the statutory responsibilities are trying to get a percent rate of return? I understand. We're about five point. Seven over the last decade would like certainly to try to bump that up a bed. Mr. gal managing the pension fund is the sole trustee. Any any priorities if you were elected? Well, one, I don't like the concept being sold trustee, so I would encourage the legislature to pass some sort of act that would create maybe a board that oversees the pension fund rather than just having a sole trustee. What thing alerted g nothing is sacred, you know, gee, would take a look at that. Everything questioned whether the. Even has a right to exist force their their their managers to justify why they're doing what they're doing. So I think that be my outlook going in, you know why? Why? And how? And what you know is this pension fund, it's huge. Why? Why does one person have so much control over one one chunk of money. Okay, frozen, apple. Let's come back to you on divestment from fossil fuels. What has been your approach that anything you would do differently in in another? First of all, you know, it's kind of a overstated. Say one person is in charge of all of, you know, in fact, we have a very elaborate system with internal staff, external advises advisory committees. I can assure you the pension fund has not manage based on what I think when I wake up in the morning and read the Wall Street Journal, I agree with Mark climate is a serious issue. Are these show of our time? It's a material restore portfolio. We have been very aggressive pension fund in assessing that risk been recognized by the asset owners disclosure project which evaluates how instant. Investors are dealing with the climate issue. We were ranked number three globally number one in the country as investors that incorporate assessing climate risk or portfolio decisions. So we have been very clear that we want to invest proactively in the emerging low carbon and green economy. We have seven billion dollar a sustainability allocation of our pension fund. We trailblazer the low emission index, which I think has been a very positive contribution climates a big issue and just selling stock in fossil. Fuel companies is not going to solve it. A lot of New Yorkers are still driving cars gasoline. Many people have their homes heated with natural gas or with oil. Many people in the city around a bus that uses natural guests. A lot of transitions that have to happen. It's good. It's still good investment. Well, mean, meaning that we have to go through societal change and that for now in the short run, we still are making money from the oil and gas stocks. But we want to use our voice as a shareholder to press Corp. Because corporations have been part of the solution. Just taking your voice away by selling shares is not necessarily the best way to do that. We have filed and we will continue to file shareholder resolutions to hold these companies accountable. How are you assessing what your greenhouse gas emissions are, how you reducing those emissions or eliminating those emissions and fossil fuel companies are just part of what about utilities, transportation, agriculture? You know, this constant focus just on selling oil and gas dogs. I think MRs the broader picture of what we all have to do on top of that, we have decarbonisation panel that's meeting waiting for their recommendations. Perhaps they'll suggest there are some companies we should in fact move away from, but we want to do it in a thoughtful way why we have to worry about the bottom line, protecting the interests of the members of the employs the retirees and ultimately the taxpayers as well. Okay. So we're gonna move onto nother of the main powers of the state controller, and that is the power to conduct audits and the responsibility to conduct audits. So we're gonna start you Mr. done the on this house, you protest that. How do you think the current controller has done with. His power to audit. And what would you do differently. Well, you correct it the wood and is very powerful tool. I think we need to be more aggressive about examining pay to play contracts as you may know right before we did the buffalo billion situation with the governor's top staff person was convicted of rigging, seven hundred fifty million dollar bid. The golden rashy took away the power of the state controller to oversee those type of contracts. I, I think any contract given to individuals agencies that involvement, but he's made a campaign contribution should receive additional scrutiny. One audit that I did convince Tom's a staff to do was to what the issue of waged up in the New York state Labor Department. We glad agreed that in York state, Labor Department was not doing an adequate job. We disagree what they didn't really take the steps needed to correct the problem, a billion dollars stolen annually from people on low wages and you're the stately requirements only collecting twenty two million. One, what did I would do based on my twenty eight years working to hunger action network? I would really want it local department of social services to the county level. They routinely feel to provide benefits that people are entitled to it. And you know, that is why we're feeding three million people out of food pantries and soup kitchens across the state. Okay. Michigan, the power to audit it. It's obviously very, very powerful tool on the only order on the stage. So I suppose that that gives the best call Gatien's for this job. But yeah, we can audit villages towns cities, I believe, and I think we should use it use it carefully to wanna become over bearing, but I would use it to reduce the scope of government. We have something like seven hundred thirties, why do we need all these authorities? So my my primary goal would be to, you know, rationalize the government make sense out of it. Why? Why do we have so many. Authorities. Why do we have you know so many rules and regulations? Why don't they just want to point out here on the stages that you know, there's this fighting between Democrats and Republicans that we constantly see beating each other up Trump versus Clinton? All. So I know one of the ways I'm not answering your question directly, but I think the libertarian party has the most potential for becoming a major third party in this country. That's why I think voters should really look at our our ticket in New York and just look at us as a national entity. Also Mr. her on the controllers power to audit state agencies and the thirties and towns villages and such. How would you use that? I will answer that question and I, I just want to point out though that of course, time to Napalese not responsible for the great recession. However, he underperformed other large pension funds over the same period, including the great recession. So you perform worse than other pension funds as for hedge funds, providing hedge on the poor performance during the great recession, oh, the eleven years. You've been in office Tom, your hedge fund. Folios before in less than one percent and they've charged you six billion dollars for the privilege. So I really don't know what you're talking about when you're talking about power, the broad, constitutional authority of these Tae controller to audit every state agency every state at any every public afforested is tremendous. It's also one of the more powerful rolls of the office. It is the control responsibility. For instance, inter- for instance, to audit the MTA yet what we know about the major problems at the MTA argue to one reporter at the New York Times, went policy analyst at Manhattan institute, one policy analyst at the CBC all we know about the signal problems, the infrastructure crumbling, high labor costs, and also the shift from maintenance good repair work to these mega projects that you nothing to serve current consumers of the subway system and have basically come at the expense of state of good repair work, the crumbling subways, all of that we know from the New York Times CBC and Egmont. None of that. We know from Napoli who has audited the MTA sixty one times and found none of the major problems that that are. With the MTA. He is the one Albany politician responsible for finding out what's wrong with our infrastructure at the MTA before things start to break. Gee, well, there's so much fun. We just played wrong and there's not the time in this format to answer all of his his crazy notion. So we don't spend six billion dollars on hedge fund fees. Just that's just a minor point. The order power is a very important part of the responsibility. And we have a professional audit team or orders are civil service. People there CPA's they're trained orders. They have professional credentials that they have to adhere to their peer reviewed. They worked with me and I appreciate marks acknowledging some road work, and we created your suggestion on some of that work and they look for high risk areas. You know, certainly in terms of Medicaid where we've had significant opportunities, for course, recovering saving MTA just read the audits. We put them online, that issue of signals. We identify that in two thousand sixteen before New York Times or anybody else's writing about that. So the MTA is another very important, high impact area. We have a number of what it's underway now we want to do more there. You know, with the authorities though, just as which state agencies, the ultimate responsibility would be with the authorities with. Board members who are appointed to be the leaders with the state agencies with the commissioners and with the executive departments, the strength of our audits is the credibility of the work that we do. And in many cases, we've effectuation change in many cases when you read the response or what it's an agency will say, well, we're, we're already doing that while they're doing that because we not done the door and we came in and we started looking, we've saved taxpayers money through our audit. Work and local governments were very often. The only entity out there providing that independent review on local finances reading through just a quick follow breeding through a lot of the audits that your office is done. It seems as though in this kind, of course be valuable, but a lot of them take a look at small pieces of an agency or a program. Is there room for doing more broad audits of, for instance, the MTA more broadly, but also of a state agency? Well, you know, particularly with MTA we've we've done about thirty reports which take the broader look, financial condition reports that do look at the big issues and the big questions, and those reports over the years have repeatedly pointed out the need. For the various funding par partners to step up to play the inadequacy of the funding for the capital program. We have taken that that big view and and right now we, we have a number of audits underway with the MTA because everybody understands it is it is at a crisis point, and it has a point where everyone is focused, but certainly going into next session. One of the biggest pieces the legislature has to work together with the governor come up with an additional revenue stream that is essential and we will continue our order to see that the MTA keeps on track with the subway action plan with a fast forward plan. But so much of it gets back to having the money to do the proper repairs and reinvestment in the infrastructure. We've been sounding the alarm on that for for years. If if it's not always listen to, well, maybe it's time. People looked at our reports that go back over the past decade and see that we've been tracking very carefully the gaps in the MTA as we do the state agencies and other public authorities. So moving next question, other major responsibility. The role we're actually coming. To start with you again here controller to Napoli. After this question we will move into our cross examination round. She compare your question for one of your opponents then. But first one more question on the role of the controller, and we start with you control to Napoli budget oversight and evaluating the state budget, how you that. How would you poach differently in another term? And have you done enough to keep state finances in the state budget process where it should be? Is there enough transparency, have you have you looked at the issues of debt and the lack of savings in a way that has helped the state's fiscal picture? Well, you mentioned several top who signed the alarm on. Ultimately, though the budget is passed by the legislature and approved by the governor after being initially proposed by the governor. So our role is one of lending voice and what we've tried to do with our budget reports on what will continue to do is not only focused on the short term, but on the long-term. And that's where we see concern out your budget gaps approaching eighteen billion. Over the next few years, not putting enough money aside for our rainy day funds has been an issue that we've identified over the past three or four years, particularly the heavy reliance on lump sum appropriations without any clear definition of how the money is is going to be spent. But we have our voice and I think it's been a strong voice in a number of legislators have echoed the concerns we've identified. But ultimately it is the responsibility, the legislature and the governor to make sure that these issues are addressed. We're gonna continue to be aggressive with our voice, and I hope that that will result in some more changes. We have specific proposals on reforming debt the state, some of which require statutory changes, some which we require constitutional changes. We're going to continue to sound the alarm. We have the bully pulpit. We're going to continue to use that ultimately much of this rests with the legislature and the governor. Okay. How'd you perched budget oversight role? The controlling. I'd be more aggressive on on on the budget oversight. There's a number of reforms of respect to clean contra. Act and oversight of the authorities on a witch, Tom has proposed, but really need to to be an acted. I would use the certification power pass a little bit more aggressively. One concern is the steak he's on past and state budgets that feel to comply with -sition court orders on a level financing for schools, particularly in low income in rural communities. I think the controllers orchestra took more about tax fairness. I one of the things I asked to control his office to do was examined how much money the state would say. We went to stay single payer system, the state controller's responsible for monitoring the tax gap. I oppose the tax gap. I think we should go back to section fifty, four of the state finance, lore, which is a percent of the state revenues with local governments. I think that'd be a lot more effective in terms reduce on local property taxes, and you know, increase in the fiscal health line of the towns and cities in the state are on fiscal stress, and we go to really crack down on the authorities, they thirties or out of. Troll think it's fifty, six billion dollars of debt. They've incurred laws in my opinion and circumvention that the state on contusion Graham together debt the budget oversight powers of the role. How would you those. I guess I would like to say that you know any any viewer who is tune in right now, and there is a glazing over all the all the intricate details or we're going over. Consider the the current system of of this duopoly call the Democrats and the Republicans. They battle each other. We've got one, you know pit bull over here. We got the existing controller defending himself. You know that that I see is what what is broken about our government, both on the state level and the national level. So if you want to end the duopoly consider libertarians. I think we're the one party that has a chance of becoming a major third party in New York. We know continue up and you know, you know, Google, Larry, Sharpe he's he's running for governor position. He he is, you know, the head of our ticket if you really wanna get indepth, what our views are, and I will comment further on it and they'll mistake. Mistake around the budget oversight powers. So just to be clear, the controller has paid six billion dollars to hedge fund managers and private equity fund manager of the course of his tenure that is an empirical fact, and I calculated, he spent one billion or paid one billion to them just in fiscal year two thousand eighteen on the budget certification power. I mentioned when it started at this office tremendously powerful and underutilized, one particular areas and budget certification. It's the controllers within the control. There's a thirty to refuse certifying the budget each and every year, and I would use that fuel to certification as leverage to negotiate a much better budget and fix the dysfunctional budget process that we have currently have, which are three men in a room. I would force my way into the room, make it for men better than that. I would open up the process to public view using the leverage of certification. The budget is notoriously an awful document, the big ugly. They call it in two thousand nineteen and included a three million dollar expenditure for a golf tournament include one hundred thousand dollars for tourism to the impoverished New York. A locality known as east Hampton. Guess what? This control the certified, the budget in two thousand sixteen. It was so late at landed on lawmakers deaths in the wee hours of the morning. And the controller himself said, it's too late for us to analyze guess what he's certified it anyway, in two thousand fourteen included so much pork. It was called the porpoise juice park thing budget that was ever passed since the great recession included. Seven hundred fifty million dollars in pork. That was unaccounted for this controller pointed that out. And then he certified at anyway. I would refuse to certify any budget like that. I would take my penny go home. I have a much more robust view of how to use this office k. com bark. Yeah. I mean the Saudi prince, he's making things up as he goes along. The controller has no authority to certify the budget. It's there. There is no statutory, constitutional authority for us to do that. You can't make up law. There is no certification of state budgets section. Only only do is that we, we, we verify that the the appropriation bills which his Republican nufeme Republican friends past as well that they have been enacted so that the that government can continue. And that's tied to the the issue of the reform of the budget. Bills aren't pass. The legislators don't get paid. It's not a certification. The budget is not approving expenditures, that is the responsibility of the legislature and the governor, and and if you're going to try to certain thought of that, you don't have well, all you're gonna do gum up the works and create more gridlock than we have already. You're going to end up in court. There is no certification role from his heels in nineteen seventy-one versus actually you're gonna have an opportunity to ask more of your opponents a question. We're going to keep the question short, not speeches and then a question. So I'll jump in if I need to, but we're actually going to start with you Mr. gal debt with a opportunity to ask one of your opponents brief question, and then we'll keep the answers. We're not going to go back and forth. We'll keep the answer's brief, but yet your opportunity to raise something. Perhaps it has not been raised yet. In our debate. Okay. I guess I like to ask the Republican candidate, you know, how do you justify anybody voting for you? We all know that Mr. Napoli's going to win this race, the polls, you know, I'm not saying fatal complete, but pretty dead. Certain. Why? Why should the voter waste their vote on the Republican party, especially in New York? My my suggestion would be vote libertarian because. Because I'm a professional and that writing is an ideolog or party guy. I'm running with the guy, the guy with the right private sector skills for the job. I think that you vote for me because this controller has the powers of the office to protect the status quo fiscally which you've discussed a little bit today. But also culturally, he's brought the powers of the office to bear to protect his friends and his allies who voted him into office over the junction of every editorial board in New York state in ways that are that are problematic. And I will save one of those ways for my question for for the controller to Napoli when it's my turn, it is your turn Mr. controller in two thousand eleven your close friend and political ally. Assemblyman Vito Lopez, sexually harass to female staffers. Your office helped negotiate a secret settlement with those staffers that included a gag order over the objections of the victims. And then you used taxpayer dollars as hush money to cover up that harassment that allowed and political ally. Vito Lopez. To continue hiring female staffers and harass them. This all blew up. They were to ask the question and your office was found culpable for much of this. You have never apologized, which children will you apologize now for any role in that cover of control Netflix? Well, the question again is full of all kinds of inaccuracies, which is the consistent pattern of Jonathan trickster. My office was not involved in Goshi edition of that settlement. Our office plays the role of payments. We do about one hundred twenty five thousand payments day, and it was entered into the electric payments system. Our office was consulted for any tax consequences that would come out of that. But our role is a very minor role in payments of any settlements. And there are many that happened on a regular basis for the state in the aftermath of what happened. Look, let's not lose sight. Women were victimized. They were entitled to some Justice and entitled to compensation. That was the agreement. We made sure that they that they were paid. There was no secret payment. We have no secret payments. All payments are public. And in the aftermath of. Of what happened with the Lopez situation. We did institute changes more transparency, more accountability, requiring any agency, not just the legislature. If there was a settlement involving elected officials elected state official that had to be doing Oded and more clear certification by whatever entity legislature or or a state agency that in fact, there was a complete review that it was a legal process. And of course, we've all evolved governmentally on this issue. We now have a New York state, a new sexual harassment statute requiring broad compliance with public entities with with private entities as well. So you know that question just overloads misinformation, misstatement of facts about my office's role in that matter. And I think the changes that we instituted in the aftermath of the Lopez case where positive and responsive, we all need to create a workplace that is free of sexual harassment. Is your turn to ask question of one of your parents? Well. I feel to go down. I'm glad he's here at the debate. He's gotten the least attention in this campaign of all of us. And I'd like to just give you the chance to speak a little bit more about your vision for the office and while you're running because I don't think you've gotten enough attention from the press of the broader public. So just an open to make your pitch near guaranteed to win. You earned yourself more seconds here to discuss your hand. Yeah, that's best part of the problem is almost guaranteed to win in the state of New York because it is so democrat influenced voters typically vote democrat. So yeah. No, I, as I said, I'm I'm here to promote the libertarian ticket overall. And again, I think the reason is that we want to end this do -opoly of, you know, this constant bickering back and forth. It's just a, it's just what government has has been reduced to is. I think people are sick of it. The last election, the presidential election, we almost, you know, there was certainly a call for, you know, another candidate that could could rise and challenge Trump and Clinton who nobody seemed to like. And again, I would say one Google, Larry Sharpe, and he's a man. That's that's going places to think about your vote. You know carefully, but what, what are you? What are you really trying to accomplish? How can you best vote to count the change? And again, I would argue that especially in the state of New York, if you vote libertar-. Ian, you will affect have more chance of affecting change than if you voted, say Republican independent, or we're even the green party. Okay. And Mr. dumb, your opportunity to ask an opponent a question. So I have a question for Tom Vicky. Fuller whose chief investment officer of of the controller's office recently laughed in took a position on the board of the Williams company and a number of the climate change user quite, you know, concern about the appearance of a conflict of interest, and I know that they have filed the request for investigation. Jay, we'd probably Benjamin going. So the the question is how do you. E, you know, take steps in future to provide a level of comfort to tax payers that we don't have people in those positions, which may fact, you know, we looking for a golden parachute on their regular based on their work as chief investment officer. Well, you know. We're two hundred. Nine billion dollar fund is, you know, we're in invested in virtually every public company that's out there. So you know, had full of retired inside. It's flip hamburgers at McDonald's, but that have been a conflict because we have McDonald's stock, you know. So I think you have to look at some of this in the context rally, miss fuller announced that she was retiring and leaving leaving this system as such. She's entitled to live her own life. She is though bound by the the ethics requirement. So there's a two year bar on her doing any business with the fund. I don't know that as a border director member that she would have any business with the fund anyway, but she's covered by that as well. She's an experienced investor. She's an African American woman. That's a category, very underrepresented on corporate boards. Probably no surprise that when she announced to retirement, there would be some words would be interested in resurface. They may be more boards down the road, but that is her life. Those are her choices. The investment decisions that were made in the past were made on the merits of the investment decisions not based on on any expectation of. Future employment, do you have any sense just to quickly follow up? It's it's obviously been in the news a bit Jim, any sense that she had direct involvement in choosing to buy debt of the company that she then joined the lower. The debt purchase was in twenty fifteen. It was three years before, so I don't know if people are making the allegation that the fixed income group that made the recommendation to do that. It didn't come from from Vicky that that the fact that that happened was somehow tied to Vicky getting aboard appointment three years later. If that's what people are alleging, that might be some facts that they need to report to the proper authorities, but to just create a conspiracy theory putting all that together, like most of the investments in that company, we're through the index funds passing. They were there before Vicky came there. There they are now that she's left. So this notion that she was directing investment to this company. You know, I think it's an overstatement of the reality as chief investment officer. She obviously present for presides over the entire fund, but that doesn't mean that she was directing these investments so that she would get a board position years late. Okay. So we're through the cross examination row. We've got a few more questions and a lightning round of questions of before we go to closing statements, but a couple of more questions on the role of the controller and state finance. And we're gonna start with you here. Mr. Donelly the state has tens of billions of dollars of outstanding debt. Hundreds of billions of you include a thority debt that that has been accrued and they're also post employment benefit debts, OPEC debt, that that increases that amount that are not necessarily covered or prepared for. What would you do about the positioning of debt around the state if you're elected controlling? Well, as I said earlier, I'm I've been very opposed to the level of debt that the state is occurred. There's a state constitutional requirement that debt incurred by the state's supposed to be approved by the taxpayers. And you know, on the Robin Moses, we came up with this legal fiction of the thirties, disarmament bad. As I mentioned when arrests is coin, and who is the mayor? Two city of Albany basically built the Empire State plaza and leased it to Rockefeller to circumvent that dead Knipe which helped start and was on the board, sued them on that how you now curb that. Level of debt and cut it back is a big challenge is who need to stop incurring debt. We had to rein in the authorities. It's been a lot of legislation that's been introduced to make the authorities more transparent. They need to really begin to follow the rules that other state agencies occur. This Skyla management company a nonprofit that has been used to sort of circumvent. You've been the limited restrictions on the authorities, but I think we have to really cut back on debt how best you do that. That's why I got twenty seven hundred employees. It'd be working in that once on elected came together that I have no silver bullet, no easy answers on how to tackle this issue. What I can guarantee you is that if you continue to vote for either a democrat or Republican, nothing will change nothing. It's against why suggest you look at the libertarian ticket as a way to create a third party. That'll challenge the duopoly that we have in the in the state in the country. Mr.. Chapter on this issue of debt, what would you do to either rain it in make systemic adjustments? Yeah, I do have a silver bullet or a magic solution to all of us. This office is tremendously powerful in two thousand seventeen to control their debt report where he claimed are crushing debt burden on a process called back door borrowing we'll turns out what he didn't report was that the controller himself has to sign off on most back door borrowing in your state. And I know this because the public finance banker when I was underwriting bonds, we had to get sign off. Whenever we did bond deals, they weren't close and we had to get the sign off from the controller's office. The controller signed off in thirty two billion dollars in back door debt since he's been in office in two thousand seven. And if he refused to sign off on backdoor debt, he could unilaterally and the process once and for all and institute his own debt policy. This is something absolutely has the authority to do good government groups. Policy wonks have been wrestling their hands and scratching their heads and how to fix this problem for deck. Gaid's the controller himself shares the goal. He recommended a constitutional amendment to end back toward that. I'm telling you he could do it himself. He just refuses to sign off on the debt deals. Difference of opinion on this. We're gonna move to you control your Napoli. If you want to explain Mr. trick actually seems to, you know, put your idea forward in terms of that you think needs a constitutional amendment. But if you wanna capture that a little bit further and then talks about in another term, what you might push your do about the state desert lawn. We have an area of agreement again, you you, you can't create a thority or powers that you don't have. So we do have the opportunity in for some of the debt for negotiated that sales to wanna competitively arranged for office with with negotiated at thirty two. We in fact do push back in terms of conditions. We've done with. Can I continue it? Thank you. We've done that with MTA debt. We've done that would like debt. We've done the various public authority that across the state and we have in fact gotten better terms that benefit tax payers result in a more responsible management of debt. But again, it is not our authority, nor should it be our role to just stop the death that happens in the state. You know, we're concerned about the subways and MTA infrastructure investment. Are we just going to stop the construction projects because we want to make a point about too much? No, we have a limited role and it's a role that we've exercised very fully and I would like to see a constitutional prohibition back to boring. I agree with Mark. I, it really should go back to. I think they -plication what you were saying is that we should go back to the voters, improving the debt that really is ultimate check on having too much debt. We've sounded the alarm in that repeatedly. We've, we've argued for stopping the Bhakta boring by changing the laws and the state, and the constitution and returning to voter-approved at. And when you say you have pushed back on some of the debt that's been as you, can you give me an example of that? There's something specific that. MTA debt. I mean, we should report in two thousand ten that that had three or four specific examples. MTA a couple of other parties twenty fourteen twenty fifteen twenty sixteen. That's all part of the process. We don't just rubber stamp what comes before us. Our staff reviews the terms and conditions, and we push back on on the term, making sure there. There's a smarter management that will benefit tax payers. We don't like long duration. We like a level debt payment structure. We always pushing back on that and we've had a number of successes, but we don't approach by stopping and say saying, no, you can't do any debt because we understand that they're very often important purposes that are that are behind that debt. But we need to restructure the whole way we look at it. I'm glad you mentioned Opab you know, we push for the state to set up the opportunity for an OPEC trust of the post employment benefits we don't. Yeah, we don't do a good job of that in the state. We now have the opportunity. The legislature needs to appropriate money to that as New York City has done. That is a big cost item that's looming as part of our financial risk down. The road. So before we move into a quick lightning round including statements, the last more substantive question is related to the federal tax reforms and what New York should or should not do. If you have an idea from the perch of controller, if you ascend to that position or you keep that position, are there things that New York should be doing in relation to the federal tax reforms that were passed at the end of two thousand and seven teen into this year, that New York finances are concerned too many tax payers of Mr. tractor. We'll try to stick to the roles of the controller when it comes to run for this office, and I've tried to be substantive and stay away from issues that are outside of my lane. That's one issue that's potentially outside of my lane. And so I haven't really discussed it. I say a little bit about it, but where I could talk to you about it from personal level, but I also just target something that the controller said about his oversight and review role of MTA, which he stressed in his answer. When I pointed out that he has the authority of unilaterally and backdoor borrowing he pointed out that he reviewed the terms of the debt. So. The New York Times discovered that the MTA was paying a fee to the state whenever it issued debt over three hundred twenty five, it was about three hundred twenty eight million dollars worth over the course of the times the time discovered the state was basically milking the MTA funds that it could've used for infrastructure maintenance to prevent the crumbling assets that currently has. Indeed the controller reviewed all of that debt. And he never noticed that the when the division of budget was told about it or discover when it was discovered the governor and the vision of budget was embarrassed and they said they would stop it. Then happily signed off on all of those debt deals. And he according to his own words, reviewed all of the fees and the structures connected to that debt. Graham gonna give you chance to answer that and then we can move into your thoughts on tax them. Sure. I mean there he goes again to quote someone, it's a statutory fate, its statutory. We pointed out that that's an issue and suggested that there'd be changes than statute, but you you, you can't make your own laws. John, as you go along, you could get your statutory. Appointed. They follow the laws of the state. That's the important role. Any thoughts you have about what state. Your credit for trying to come up with some options. You know to to have people setting up these charitable trust as a way to pay for education healthcare costs as a way to get around the cap on state local tax-deductibility. You know, the obvious problem is the IRS has poured cold water on that. So I think that it is an area that we have to continue to look at if there are other ways. I mean, certainly in the short run, it means for government at every level can have to work even harder to control costs because you know some of the benefit that we had with the deductability is now capped at ten thousand dollars. So you know, I think it makes off at work even more important. And I think the other thing we have to do is really it's too soon to tell what would be the impact on tax payers will we in fact see of flight out of the state because of this, I know many people concerned about the hiring, come New Yorkers, the pay a higher proportion of the state income tax also worried about the the middle class families, the folks that don't have that second home in Florida, they could switch their address to, you know, I live on Long Island, ten thousand dollars in property tax. Alone as a modest property tax Bill. So their implications of the federal taxes that are very concerning in the short run in the long run. If they're gonna cut federal programs to pay for that tax cut, New York is going to be hurt. Again, Michigan. I meant to be pretty skeptical about the value these charitable trust that the government talked about and what in fact who'd been fit of from them and to be the press secretary for how we Hawkins is green party candidate for governor. We certainly a ticket related that since this huge tax cut was supposed to result in higher wages of workers and reinvestment in businesses, and that has not occurred. We supported trying to recapture say, ten billion dollars of that tax giveaway and reinvest at in New York leg was supposed to be done. One tax issue that I've been supportive I should've mentioned earlier is a carbon tax. It'd be best on the federal level. Basically hold corporate polluters responsible for the damage caused by. By burning fossil fuels and climate change. If this federal governments, unlikely to do that, you know, I support an act in a state carbon tax and Mr. gal that well, whenever I might agree on the green with a green party, I one would like to get rid of the income tax New York state, like get rid of the federal income tax tax on income tax on productivity. It's one of the dumbest ideas ever man has ever come up with, but that being said, that's one of our libertarian principles. You know, if if you have to tax something tax up and you don't want, you don't want to, you don't want to have knobby carbon. So I've been along advocate of replacing, say, corporate income tax with corporate carbon tax, get rid of the income tax on on individuals. We don't need it. It's intrusive factor. I have. I have an October fifteen deadline right now this week I'm pitting just about the whole week, preparing tax, you know, getting getting his tax thing done. So that would be my answer. Okay. We're gonna move into just a few quick, yes or no questions. And then closing statements. We're going to start with you for the. First question and change it up a bit controller to Napoli so yes or no, or very, very short answer to these questions. The state of so-called millionaires tax that set to expire a believe next year. Should it stay and should it be raised additionally, a summer calling for? Well, we need the revenue, it's up to the legislation decided. So in the absence of other revenue, my expectation would be would probably be extended Mr. the increase it raise it. Mr. galley that we, we heard you, we, we need the revenue times again, why you want if you want to stay the same voters, did Denison for Mr. trigger? No, we already rely our personal income tax way too much forty percent of the personal income tax comes through the millionaires these are very mobile people to Florida. Okay. Mr. starting with you should the statewide minimum wage be fifteen dollars per hour. Twenty dollars. Okay. Mr. gal principle against minimum wage laws, but practically maybe somewhere but during the fifteen to twenty dollars. Okay. No, it's hurting upstate farmers. It hurts a fast food industries. I've been free markets guy. Okay. Mr. Napoli? Yes. Okay. Starting with you Mr. gal debt, do you believe there should be a congestion pricing scheme put into place for New York City. I'm not totally against it. I'd have to have to look at the details. Yeah, been really. The control has got a lot of powers and you. You're asking lightning questions that have nothing to do with control issues that some voters might want to know related to find near state controller. There's no. I'm sure they're Napoli I, it's, it's probably the most likely solution to the question of what will be the additional revenue source for the MTA. Again, it's for others to decide that not the controller, but we need something and that seems to be the one with with the broader support. Okay. Mister Dunne. Yes, with the possible exception reduction for zero emission vehicles. Okay. Starting to you. Mr. trick, there should be l. of so-called LLC loophole and campaign finance be closed. Yes. Along with exceptions for public sector labor entities and plaintiff's attorney's securities class action plan is controlled Napoli. Yes. When you public financing of campaigns to level the playing field and have more competition Missa Doney yes, we need clean money elections based on the original main model. Full public finance, Michigan? Yes. Started you missed a controller to Napoli. Should the state pass a single payer healthcare system. Better done at the federal level. But yes, Commissioner dummy? Yes. Mr gal Gadot possibly Mr. trick hit. We require raising the tax income tax bracket near state to twenty seven and a half percent. It would kill New York state. I'll take that as enough. Mr.. Donelly last couple of here. Should there be public hearings in Albany related to sexual harassment? Both in government. And the private sector? Yes. Mr gala day, I'm not sure Mr. trick. Sorry, I'm still stuck on the single payer healthcare system in your state. It's just an economic disaster for New York. I mean, what was the question then? The question is, do you think there should be public hearings as some havoc hits and former victims of called for around sexual harassment in state government? And I'm sorry, I missed that. I also think we should go after politicians who covered up episodes essential? Yes. Controller to Napoli you'll we have the new law. And so I think as a follow up to the new law here is would make sense to see how it's being complied with. Okay. And last to Mr. Donelly starting with you, should there be? Should you continue to the state, continue the ban on fracking and add to it a ban on fracking infrastructure. I think we know where you stand on this, but give you chance to answer. Yes, and not. Been eight million dollars tax dollars to build a frat gas turbine for Sheridan how Mr. gal, Gadot no mistake there. We should be allowed to frac just like Pennsylvania at the southern tiers hurting economically control at Napoli. Again, brothers, decide my own personal opinion would be yes, continue the ban on fracking. Okay. And last one story with you. Mr. gal, debt should joint commission on public ethics state ethics watchdog. Should that entity be scrapped in favour of of something a brand new that's more independent from the governor and the legislature, no thoughts on that. Mr.. Yes. Control your Napoli. Yes. And. Okay. So we're gonna move into closing statements or starving you Mr. trigger and actually worked towards my left here. You have a minute to talk to voters and give them your push for. Why did you vote for you on November? Sixth expen-. So I've tried to run for controller based on substance, not party, not the allowed out need not idiocy and I just find it challenging when I put forth data and substantive ideas and facts that the current is able to basically call lives. It's just not true, and I just don't know where to begin for one thing he says, budget certification is in responsibility or of the controller. In fact, New York state supreme court ruled nineteen seventy-one Posner versus Levitt at the controller may have standing to test of liberty of state budgets but is not obligated to do. So. Now I seize on the first part of that ruling, which says the controller may have standing validity of the state budget, and I would I would take my penny go home, I would litigated and I would test it. This controller takes the second part of that ruling is not obligated to do so and prefers the basically duck and cover the office of the state controller's chief fiscal officer and top watchdog, yes, I'm a bit of a pit bull. Yes, I would bark. That's what the job calls for. It calls for bringing accountability and scrutiny independent outsider to all of what's wrong and all it can single-handedly fix so many vexing fiscal problems in your state. If it had somebody willing to disrupt the status quo for the good ordinary workers, that's how I would approach the office and it's a very different from how this controller has run the office. Thank you. Mr.. Gadot coming to you for a closing statement? Yes. Again, my my general theme here is to vote carefully, don't waste your vote. The state of New York is a place where I think vibrant third party would be a huge asset not only to the state but to the nation. One of the reasons I sort of got back into into politics is the last election, the libertarian party got three point, six percent of the national vote in the presidential election. If we got five percent that would have given us a third party status according to the government, federal government, we would have received funds. Once we hit third, not that I'm in favor of government doling out funds to parties, but. You know, we'll, we'll take what we can get New York. Single Hanley could've pushed pushed that vote over five percent people in New York. Instead of ODI independent voting Republican. They thought about it. You know, that's a waste, especially in the presidential election. So I'm asking people to carefully consider where they played their vote. They vote independent. If they vote for the Republican, most likely going to lose the vote for the democrat. They're going to vote for the democrat anyway. But if you're if you're on the fence, consider carefully the strategy of ending the duo -opoly in New York and in the country. Thank you Mr.. Dunning I'm Mark Donelly and green party candidate for for state controller. I've spent forty five years of my life fighting for open government, more transparency, more responsible treatment of our tax dollars. I think he can do job good job as controller, but I'm running on the issue the best in the state pension funds from fossil fuels. I do think we need to green to wash the greens when the big criticisms of Tom is. And he's the nicest guy in Albany, and that may not be what we need in terms of trying to crack down on corruption. But when the New York Times about an entire dishes of their magazine to the proposition that the world is doomed, because we lack the political will to move to one hundred percent clean energy as rapidly as possible and to stop fossil fuels. We need all hands on deck the best and is a very small simple step. But Tomba Napoli does that he's going to be a world class hero on climate change and by convince her during this campaign to divest the Mike campaign, we'll have been successful. Thank you and controller to Napoli. In order to be a world class hero in terms of how our pension fund deals with the climate issue. And if the reputation of being nice means that I treat people with respect and with openness, I'll take. That's how I was raised that I'm too old to change very proud of the work that I've done stay controller for the past. I guess going on twelve years now I inherited an office that was mired in scandal. Unfortunately, my predecessor ended up in prison at to restore the integrity and the value of the office. And then we were faced with the global financial crisis in the great recession. Well, I've navigating through tough times. I've used the bully pulpit of this office to call for important reforms in state spending fiscal and budget practices. I have used the ordered authority to look out for the taxpayer interest of the state level and the local level. And the one point, one million New Yorkers and their families who depend on the strength of our pension fund can rest easy at night because we have a ninety, eight percent funded pension plan, and we're doing smart things with our investments were very active and engaged shareholder moving corporation. To do the right thing. There's a lot of work to do in New York, including returning your lost money through unclaimed funds. But I have a record that I'm very, very proud of a team of professionals that do the job each and every day with with a great deal of belief in the mission of the controller's office. Very proud to be running on five lines, democrat, working families, independence, the Reform Party and the women's equality party. I have that kind of support and a lot of aditorial support as well. I think by election day because I'm doing the job in the right way, a lot of folks have come and gone over the past few years. Tom to Napoli continues to be on the job. My only boss the people, the state of New York. I hope I earned your vote once again. Thank you and thank you all for being here and participating in this debate today, and thank you for watching. Please remember to vote. The general election is on Tuesday, November, sixth for more information on voting locating your pulse, eight and all the candidates running, please visit race to represent dot com or the league of women voters website l. WB NY dot org or us at Gotham us at dot com. Tom, thank you for watching race to represent on Manhattan neighborhood network. Goodbye.

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Cold transistors. It's right on. It's right on the tip of my tongue. Hope, it has and I will I will think of it but. Yeah. But if you don't think about it, then you're not gonNa have a moment. If I stop thinking about it, it will come to me. You will scream it I will remain the rooftops. Are, there a lot of rooftops around here? I don't think so. High. We should start a band called the rooftops pregnant in I'm back to ninety style. I'll be there food. US Man. I was on a flight a few days ago. and. I ran out of. Ran Out of stuff and I watch episodes of friends. The plane and? Was A. Lot man. Like I love watching, Ross, my most hated friend in other applications like in band of brothers. Ross. Ross was fucking captain in the terrible captain who got fired. That was what was the movie where the little kid finds out his neighbor as a Nazi and makes them more the suit men with the name of the Golden Badge Golden. Back. fucking. Circle. Oh. No. I thought it was the boy in the striped pajamas, the boy on the Dow loyal and the strike. Dad Boy in the striped pajamas. Oh Shit. And Ten later, it comes with a ten year waiter. Thank, you guy you? Didn't forget save that I'm so sad. So yeah, you gotta get an old touchy one like a fucking patrol again, one don't fuck around with the battery ones go for the yeah. Familiar with the last dance. Michael, Jack Michael. Jackson. Now. Done with this show and. fucking. You don't want you run gas and sucks up all the shit at the bottom of the team. That's where we're at right now. Maybe you I'm just getting started. Last dance figuring Michael Jordan air has he had the first one is Jason Just said air. who had the payoff to get that, right? but an important, probably the most important part of the movie. Or the documentary series on Netflix is this part right here. would. Take grape gatorade. I don't think so. I'll. Be. painted. Yes, I see beer. When you got the flu and it's game seven champing. Ice Rink here. Thank you champions drink ice beer. I Scotty. pissed. Scotty. Pippin and Michael Jordan drinking is beer in the nineties. You should drink it. Now, what's wrong with you I felt Babbitt and bring you a cup of ice when I got you a drink before I. Really I botched it. No, it's totally cool. I had A, I had a couple of. Beers today, I'm not GonNa, lie could tell. I'll. Had A couple voice be. Two. Separate. Today. To isolated pockets of beer an ice. Orio Palmer had some Ice Beers and his daddy died. The blood and the dust of nine unlike his in porch and sat on neighbors are way too close to Barrett in the Empire State Plaza. Is that right? That's whereas the gravest he's on the firemen so. They don't really have a corpse. Do they everyone inhaled him and God fucking nine eleven lung disease? Socks. He's probably you know. It's fine. All the aluminum is brain drinking. To work out, that was his big thousand things. He was able to be the first person on the scene because he was such A. Shape there's that guy I, forget his name who? Ran, fully kitted up through the battery tunnel from Brooklyn, Joe Piscopo. Missed his right or some shit, fuck this and just grabbed his firemen and just ran through the tunnel. So he wasn't supposed to die die at any I. Think. So yeah, if you miss your numbers Joe Chill. Like I like missing one plane and then getting on the right. To this point four, what school? Plane. Twice it. What are the chances? Say the. Wrong, video. Anyway So how's everybody doing? How are you have you been? How's your week I? Know we know Craig Craig's here Craig, how was your week? Good. That's good. Clapping trolley. We add some, we've been doing some college level. Past few nights. And? No, it's not a bad thing. TR- we everybody. Works their shit out. Businesses like job broken, every works. Luther Shit out intensive shoulders. And the it's just a different different way of being. Yeah. This is why we're dealing with it now where we're loosened conversational. I. Think it's Great. Yeah. It's okay. Well, wonderful. I. Giving, Craig. A lot of money very hung over. A couple of every day that. It was a fucking. Shit. Wednesday. Yeah. L.. Somebody's wedding anniversary currently being being cheated on right now. Bright. As we speak just six feet up from his head. So close. So close yet so far. It's been nice recording on craigslist. We finally were state are welcome. Great. But. That that was bad I. think it was good to cut off a little cut loose a little steam. The next day was not great. I, had a run a meeting at work and I was like. As. I can just let everybody talk and I had nothing to say my boss like your lower energy usually pretty good on these meetings and I was like not today. Not Today. The funny thing is the next day. I. Had every intention of turning over a new leaf in waking up at five am. Find your the rest of your life to do but at five. AM looking at my watch like well, I'm still awake. So I do do I. Go to bed. Now. We're through looking like why stay like I don't understand what I do. When's the last time you went on a world class bender? Honestly band or bender implies multiple dates. On the world, class, night? Every once a year ahead. The lesson you to bender like. It's a couple years ago, but it was there was cocaine involved I. Watch the Sun Come Up. I went to Denny's in East greenbush with a girl. I just bed just met that sounds right Those A. Bender went on I was like. It was like a summer during high school where I lived at. The punk house on. Western. Avenue. Oh. Wow. Oh, I. Remember that Punk House. He'll have changed hands on. Tam. That was. I. I like a windows based on apartments. You just didn't know what time it was. Shrink until you fall asleep and then wake up and drink and then lake. That's really scary. Yeah. It was fucking insane week. Okay. Yeah. Wow, holy. That was my last bender. I'm glad you're OK for life I. Don't know if I can ever do that again. I. Love More than anything is a good exports meltdown coach meltdown. I'm going to try and do play one each week. Okay. So many, but I'm GONNA start with the with the greatest one of all time and I know you guys aren't ready for this, but I'm GonNa play it anyway This might sound a little different because I lost my. Steve Jobs and his less die last dying wish was to make people buy more stuff. So now, my I can't just play. I can't just plug something in I. Have to have a Dungle, and I'm lost the dungle because it's very small and some just going to do it old school playing into the microphone. So enjoy what if you if you think the sounds bad I encourage ask for. Refund Oh wait. There you go. this is, but this is the one of the best sports, France of all time and Craig craigslist sports, Fan kind of So. Nine fans. But I was like you can't really qualify those words To make an accusation like that, that is terrible. Should side managed ever told the portrait of old body. Nor will ever. Ever did. I survey would make him throve fuck of one hundred hundred. Likely, FE fucking Baquedano. We could hit water out of a fucking boat. Garrod fucking to you this what I've pitched and I was GONNA put together a fucking team that has guys on it like. I, said a bucket liberty, the cup soccer to make sure he was in the fucking lineup because I kicked contractors at any fucking day in a week. Tommy LASORDA. Is the man. Bitch Real. Limo to make sure the cocker was in the stadium when I pitched couldn't hit water. Felt a fucking sin. So good seventies baseball was fucking. Eighty, eighty, four, hundred. Seventies fucking so good because the the do these talking about I looked them up on baseball reference and their actual scrubs. Like the worst of the the third stringer plays every once a week like barely hanging on guys. That's great. But the thing was Lasorda as a coach had a soft spot for guys like Kirk, Gibson guys who like you know sub two hundred hitter, but when you need them boom. You Miracles. Yes. fucking, great clean. There's a gleam. Marty Schottenheimer. There's a gleam gentleman. Get that gleam really. Yeah. I. Don't know if I was on the team. If I was on Marty Schottenheimer saying I'd be like what the fuck is. Clean. Like we're. Talking about. Jesus? Christ. Cool. There's a gleam gentlemen of watching you try. Try To. Find, what you're looking. That six inches between your backbone and you. Raise, your. Next. Pull Yourself. Bonnie. Strongest. Only. It is. A Gleam, let's get the gleam I look. This is a game in my heart. I like every clip coaching for a different team us all. Really good. It's not really working out. Yeah, but no, it did work out he went. On the chargers accused playing marty bone little running a lot. Almost wrecked. Tomlinson, and we all know that work down. anyways. We'll for Bromley died. Yes. He did I your best memory of Burma. Real quick I mean. He was so good thing to think about him. You mean, like watch Clark and watch him close. You know who's he was. So I, want, Hey, man I wanNA come back inside. Oil is that the one where they're on an article? Read. All the shit. Inside. US. A little snub nose. You. Do you think that that's the most famous wrong? I think. People remember probably from like cocoon, thou for Nisus. fucking. You know what you're. GonNa. This is what? What am I going to play the diabetes? No not is that right? Wow. Predictable. Maybe. Oh Fuck and podcast that said we can't record here anymore a fight. The diabetes thing now? Everyone knows them for. Before that. quaker, oats. Alright okay. Fair, Enough Fair, enough. Sorry. I didn't mean to call new clinker toasted over. Here. where? It's GONNA lead. In this house. There is no other OATMEAL. Joyous quaker. OATMEAL no it's cold oatmeal. 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Day, when there'd be no question in your mind that you got the right price. Restrictions. Capacity Control, no. More qualified displays the same. Drive. Where every seat on the plane, the same low-fare period. Brennan were dedicated to making flying simpler cheaper. Today's Brent. The Best School for in the air. BRANIFF. Believe it. Now, there was a thing about the super bowl win Andy. Reid won the Super Bowl Oh. Yeah. That people thought that Wolford Bremner was coaching the chiefs. Let's. Brought up the article. And getting article say. Yes. the actor famous for key roles in such films such cocoon the natural, and the thing wasn't even at the game on Sunday. However, some people thought that it was not only there, but he was leaving the Kansas City chiefs to victory over the niners dude, his uncanny resemblance to chiefs head coach Andy Reid. But people are. Drunken Steve. I if the. Past, few months of shown. We're not the smartest nation in really not you're right. So I guess attuned to read I heard face, but my aunt said so. So, yeah. I would've loved it. It's like pullback reveal wasn't for you meddling kids that kind of thing. It'd be like Scooby Doo Roommate Scooby. Guide roommate shaggy, Zoellick's. Wake. Up and Judy's fucking. SHAG, Shaggy. And Scooby. Holy. Shaggy sleeps, the jags, the dogs we sleep in. The bed shaggy just in his room. and. He hangs up a bunch of posters and black lie posters and Shit, and then Judy's like, oh. What's up shouting smells so weird in here like Fred was old and not very good at fucking. He was a hard-fought, but it was a long fuck. But Shaggy has got the weed sex or he doesn't ever comes. So he's like the fuck for like an hour. Gone coming coming again and he's awesome. But then he like Seattle after he sound like to bowl. But then the the worst part is shaggy falls asleep with a hot bowl. And lights bed on. God. They were falsely with a hot bowl. Never have another. Story. It seems awful falsely with a hot bowl, it's worse than fallen. Asleep Smoking. Because, it's metal dragged ceramic. Heat hand, blown glass I. Got an idea went to a special store called ninety eight degrees to get it. Comes the fire. Andrew Andrew Wake Up. All right time to explain. You'll never guess what happened. I fell asleep at the hot ball believed that north break a window socks. Goddamn. Luckily, I mean I. Have a chain ladder by every window. So we're good. We're fine. Yeah. The hanging out there. I need you to help me carry the gun safe out and bury it before police call my God. No, we're good. We're put out ourselves of the fire extinguishers. Okay. Good deal. All right, guys. Thank you. Took me forever to find my flashlight, but after that, the fire was out and you sleep the flashlight next bit. I, sleep with the light on our. Yeah. Fair enough. Okay. I for the flashlight next to my bed. A Lotta. Shit for. Yes. Sorry I, I have a sleeping mask change. That's how I was sleeping mask changed my life. So because now my body thinks, Oh, you're you know it's dark dark that I don't know why. Since August ever since I came back from a terrible time and Seattle, I've slept the light on and I don't know why the mental thing and I've never asked my shrink about it. I don't have a shrink anymore. Never asked about it, but it's definitely one thing a safety thing. and. Whatever? Sort of. Totally. Fascinated matinees. You're not afraid of the dark I've seen. You talk plenty of times. Interesting 'cause like you're GONNA say. So. You've got. You've got your lady with you. And you're like, like tonight's the night. There's GonNa be. I can I can feel it. It's in the air. It's in the air. I could feel it. I'm hard. You Go home I'm ready and you so hard you plow. On like a woody. Guthrie. Song, it's ridiculous. Every time I try to frigging really tried to drill a hole in the ground out of control a top Tantrum. Make I'm trying to make it. I'm trying to make it the China Malaysia. Lights out. Your senses passes out. Wake up in China. You finish hoof man I finish. What does that mean? You're like, okay. I could offend a light on. Then, the light goes on yeah. Wow. Yeah. No, no. No, it's always concepts. Oh. Okay. I see. All right. I'll turn lights off on was a soak stockings and LIVE IN START Offer seventy turns. The lights off for. Hitting you candle. Hot Body, your is it. Just you know. All right. You WON'T WANNA. Look at the hot the hot body. It's fantastic. Yes. So why don't you want to see up close and personal, loud and upfront? With supple nipple. AREOLA. Haven't preferred. Seeing hot body pussy lit by indirect dim light then by a single overhead apart reading your. Spine, yeah. Like a Philips. Hue Bulbs Green about a lamp with a with a with a cool scarf over. Yeah. That's fine. Setting Fire, and you can see it don't care. So worked up that are back again. I have a decision to make I can either come a fucking rail on your back or I can call nine. One. One now is the time. GonNa come around your back. On us. I. Think we're going to withdraw stop drop and roll after this. I think people died in fires. Stupid. You know I think they. They just didn't do it right now. She's like, what do you just got so mad, she was like somebody whose family fucking died in a fire. We just lost listener for sure one. She's like I smell smoke, what are you to and back to? Work at A. So fucking thought I. told you not to talk. You ever watch a fire over watch a video on how to start a fire by friction. That's what I'm. Going on and watch. castaway. Eagle, Scout, me fucking starting a fire now, I'm an eagles, scoot. Now. Spread Eagle. Scout Wow. That's really really save that one. Must Spread Eagle Scout. I want you to spread your legs this. So there's no point where you're with. I know you've got a young lady right now wherever and then I'll ask any. Questions, you got in the past. Yeah. Any woman that's come down the pike that the pipe that you that you were like, yeah. Let's let's get this happening. fucking do this gopher. Just like light on sick. No one was ever like. I never one I can think of one who is resting. He's like I got a better idea than like went up paternal off and I was like, all right, soft. Soft, not going to be able to get this going. Can I take your cialis now I have always liked to see. The body hot. Very attractive, especially those and. Hear. The noises no music. MUSIC IS A. Year. The. MOANS. The slaps my first. Girlfriends like I girl, I would say, yeah, it was like my first girlfriends. Really. Really wanted to listen to type O negative. In retrospect. Really. Cool. Not so cool was her name Corpus Christi. Wasn't. It wasn't really good name for a really good and really attractive, and I was really like rude tour in retrospect. There's Kind of screwed up. It's called Retro Bro Yeah. I. Bet if you hit her up today should be laggy up. To do that. It's a tragedy for me to see the dream. Oh. And he started. off the dave girl, I'M GONNA. Miss you. Actually I. Wish I could remember her last name. So I look up just to be like Oh. Holy Fuck, but who last name is hot? What's her first name Jenna Agenda Heart? Hi Jihad. Yeah I. We had a guy. Go through your shit to find the Seattle woman on facebook. Remember wrote in. I'm not giving the. bookers can be, yeah. You guys get nothing for me. Names Nah no I. Don't even tell. ME. How. That happened because I'm not friends with the spokane. That was very, very, very, very strange and I'm just going to let them sit with whatever you guys did not sign. It's cool. It's cool for Chen? Hotel of an. They put a lot of weird shit together to get that. It's cool. It's fine I mean. All. fucking acronyms and. Remember. As long as you keep listening. That's fine. You know we'll take all comers Judas preset. I'll take on commas. We were talking about this a little while ago. Yeah. We were the Weirdo factor through the roof. No. Incorrect. followed. By a bunch of fucking. Yes fucking Weirdos. Wrong right now. And Ryan Wexler experiencing the same thing. Yeah. Cool. Yeah he's still not listen to podcasts. I'm actually a really bad friends. Know I've listened to it. All right, I'll play I. Just, I, think we should maybe give them some steering. Maybe steering committee for me because he would take over the world, it'd be just had a couple. You know just give me a couple of tips. All right. Okay. Every time I get in the car I just I already have something cute up that I want to listen to, and I never think like Oh, should put on Ryan's podcast the damned like the damned. For example, like the mid hants listened to the damn way through here, but it was it was a it was love cover like the song. Dancing and heaven by Q. Feel. We can listen to that and the way the. Song Dancing in heaven. But lipitor depends you boil over, it'll be up. As. fucking great bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-ba Campaign Papa. That's a really frantic song. Ex Disco People here does. This yeah. This is this is classic. These are people who are making disco music. Away, new with. This is where like new wave. And Shit like in like gay club music. All just talking. To through nineteen eighty-four, like the confluence, like when Laura Brannigan singing like self control. On. The songs. fucking. Great. I sing looks like he's skateboard. Sky. This is fucking awesome. Leading. The best part is that they have a stand up drummer and they always have. Quick quick slow. All right. The Great. This is super, super, super, good and. There's limited live footage on Youtube, but there is live footage eliminated playing in front of no one. Andrew I. Have a question for Edward Idea for you. I would love to talk overs of really bad concert performances. I would love that sounds good i. found a beach boys concert today a live of the king in. SEATTLE? Nineteen three. And it is the worst they cover imagine by John Lennon. Thing I've ever seen. That seems easily doable. fucking. Horrendous, we should also talk over that kiss concert fan from two, thousand, six, they just like. I'd had heartburn when it was over so bad, it would be perfect. Indefinitely. This concert was like. stressed out Moody Beach Boys with, Dennis. Flying up just to play the kingdom half full on a Sunday night. Local sound. Awful awful. I'm sure they got paid an advance the. Should we? Do the kiss talk over in. Kiss. Makeup. That's Louis not. No absolutely, not I will do it if I can do it in. Eric cars make you. Pretend I have cancer and I'm wearing a blanket who? I was GONNA. Ask who would you pick to the men? No, I would I would be. VIN events into the. Yes. Right? He was. Yeah. I. Think I can do Peter. Chris the cat cat man on right I wouldn't do gene now. Peters. Okay. Aces the clearly the best. Yeah. I need some love. So give me some Komo was in star or space. Space. Space you're on your name being space. Hey, space. Yeah. You're right. I'm wrong. You're right. How You're always right. Not, not? No, no, no. No right again, Andrew. Someone has google. It turns out actually. Man. Okay. So we'll. To, get through my God. So. Wilford. Firmly. Is Dead. Eighty, five years old. So. Sad. Is, Regis. Philbin. Ninety, how the fuck was he older? He was how only sure. He had his own show, our house, the eighties. Which is pretty good. House. Find it on Youtube. me. Older. Quaker oats, commercials, fuck, yeah diabetes. A great guy perfect. Guy. Cares he was a good actor. Wow. Wow. Mormon, but who? Guy. Great. Guy To. Die Today Jazz Fan Utah Jazz. Senator. The Utah Jazz? John Stockton. Pure point guard the. But Great Guy. FAWKES. Shut. Up, fuck. That weird I've been saying that a lot. Riding around people who don't go they. Go. Wow, weird. All right. Buddy Hey y'all doing this evening. I'm great. Who is the? Commander in chief right now, and that's all you'll want to talk about. Blah? Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. But one one subscriber we'll. Has. Passed away. Okay apparently, he was all die a dialysis machine I. Don't know the details because I really haven't read about it, but I won't call them say he has passed away. And everybody just needs A. Just chill out for about five or ten minutes, just take that in. The upset about this. Big. No, no has from the diabetes commercials. The younger crowd. I however. Have from. Movie Cocoon. I think it was actually seven. I met once I was like, wow, five this. fucking real. I've ever heard. Airport. You. See Him out. Sure. You did to get lunch together. He happened to be in the. Somewhere. I don't find. As a five year, old child find Brazil. For for. You know, and so I was just thinking. Everybody. Who thinks they have diabetes? I put together a little chart. On how to tell if you or diabetic Oh. Thank you for his weird thing you've done. Feel tired sleepy. Baby? Diabetic. In all right. Okay. You might be I diabetic. If you they give you blood tests and they find chocolate, you might be better. If you. If you wake up in the first thing you think about is eating a hamburger instead of eating your wife's Pussy. You might be diabetic. That's just. Good. You might be a diabetic. What do you think? Jeff. Foxworthy's doing now, he must fucking sitting on can darkening the fucking. Darling Duck fucking pile of coins and cash. was He undocking duck now thinking Chippendales, rescue. Or. No duct tells who. Wow, I ever were. Making ducktail. Shop do Ma'am your host. or We talk about tonight, well, first off video now for children. Get Your permission to watch this? Okay, we got to meet. Jack. Character actor Cock is fucking. This out prayer. Tom pollock a Wilfred Brindley. He's probably best known for being the cocoon. Movies. He was an American justice, he was in the thing. You build a narrative by. Bill Kurtis. Downright. Evil in the movie. The firm with Tom Cruise. So this guy, he wasn't midnight. That's right. He always look like the grandfather grandfatherly type. He was always funny because he was. A spokesman for the American diabetes. Association. All, right. All right. All right. Come on. Have, to talk about. Oh Man, but anyway, yes. So that was that sick. Sandwich. Be. Dazed. Sandwich. It'll like me. Everybody likes mayonnaise. I don't like me. Don't. Charles Bronson. Sorry. Sorry. Just. How to play it sick. Sorry, guys. Sorry about that. That's That's a true-to-life fight. That's the kind of like somebody listening definitely had that fight before where it's like Yo, I don't fucking wanted. Craig, your painters painted the wall in the studio. Well. We had a cat, we had a microphone running. Laura. With Craig Watkins. Looking. Pretty good. Joyce Joyce. These bag. Good. Sorry I. Know Violation of your privacy. Was your recording device. That was technically. Mike. I can't believe I when I listen to this, I couldn't believe. This is such. A weird houseman is so much us, sixty is. King. Guy Says. The drinking. Oh, mcdonagh sense. Get. On, the song steal it. Pocket this. No. Can finally, WHO's my? Phone, and my Corrigan. God. I'm like. WILCO. Lucas Alette. That's what happened. The Craig. I didn't know. I didn't know you're in that mode. Didn't. Know you get it. Wasn't the nervous laughter. Totally guilty. ME. But. Respectful. I got. I'm really horning also. Okay. So We have a top five two. And Five, hundred eighty. Five crazy ready with the top five stuff because everybody's been waiting for this. All right, we are doing our top five. One's a little I. Want you announce it Andrew because it was your idea i. wasn't but I'll take the credit. This is top five, eighty sitcoms that we'd love. The best ones just once we love. Yeah. Get off our backs. All right. So I'm really torn I. GOTTA I gotTa plus one. Basically I got I. got an honorable mention at the end. A mulligan I them all like. All right number one, go for it. No wasn't ready. Okay. I'll do it. We're one ANDRUS. Number five. Okay. Put certain again. All right. Number five, five through. Starting eighties married with Children Oh, Jeez, that should be number one. That's great. No ma'am. It's a really good one. Yeah. You got a real soft spot for. It. Okay. Well, I mean airy. Are we're definitely in have at least one crossover? fucked. Up. Number, five Benson war. That's good. Benz and Everybody Remembers Benson Right. The Butler Yeah Plan Nick Knight Pray by Robert Guillaume. who was just like so good at everything. But then there was another Butler Klay by Rene Albro Jonas. Rip On that's right. And? He wasn't very good at his job. He was like the. He's one of the guys. This is matching the governor's office to be like. Benson. Yeah? It's like, oh All right. That's mine. Number Four. Taxi. Fuck your winning to taxi fucking Ruth taxis on. Hulu go watch all of taxi. It's fucking great. Just the fucking Song Mary Lou Henner was so good looking in taxi. It's ridiculous was. Still looks right now I. Actually I would've put her on the Old Lady. List yeah, but Cory Iverson El Nino. Fuck out get out Christian Tatas out. Off Craig. Hot. Is House you so built. All right. Maybe you're right. All right. Okay, go watch taxi. It's really good taxi. Bob, James Did the theme song. Out. James, yeah, look an Angela Mellow road do so good Lulu. Okay. Number me. As one of my favorite wants to be number one. But I'm GONNA give Anderson. Credit. Here. Small Wonder Nice. I didn't put it on my list. Small. Really. We're really shelf. Boy, Alka. Small. Wonder. The premise being. Guy Named Ted. Lawson works at a computer company and decides he wants to make a daughter but not the way you're thinking he wants to make a robot daughter. Named, Chrissy. And she shows up one day. And, she's a small wonder because she's a robot girl who doesn't age unfortunately the. Actress that played Chrissy did age. And they didn't know what to do with their. So they worked out the. Show. Thinking that, they could keep going. Without Chrissy. Oh, they know they didn't. But they worked up upgrade at her, but they worked their way around the fact that she has like tits. Doshi has breasts now she were working her. Hood to point out be but on. Yeah, and and it was just not a not a good thing. Obviously. I'm GonNa, I'M GONNA. Just play the Intros to these things I. I'd I'd like to I like the way. Number three number three for me. God Sanford and son s Hell. Yes. I fuck it. and. Love this show. I have such a weird story about this show. One comment anybody here actually watched the show. Yeah. Here's the part here. found. It's so good. So. Good I, want my. fucking great show. Great Insurance Rock. Yep, sounds like thought of another one. Really. Really. Really good show. I salute you and your. Number three me. That's gotTA BE FUCKING SCISSOR, right there on the same theme song, silver. Spoons. Wow. Suva, spoons. Hoping to find were two of a kind. Ganda, way down to find way who songs are actually really. Making. Under dancing right now. Just love. Then had A. Teams you just can't find. The spoons to get. To silver spoons together are the father and adopted son Yeah. Known from his. No from his best known for his acting part in the champ with Jon voight. Did. The weird career move, he went from movies to TV. And he was A. This was a spinoff of different strokes. Not. Do nothing identical to you're thinking of Ricky Schroder. Blond kid we loved him. Comeback for a little while, but he was. He was on. Didn't know. No one wanted to look at it because because you look at it. He, we grew from being cute brick Schroeder to being. A guy that you kick out of a Yeah Yeah Zack. Morris. So fucked up. All right. To Joe Higgins just. Twenty seconds ago. Just placing number one. Okay. Oh, come on. The fucking golden girls is so sure. Did. Have you been on watch the Golden? Girls. A masterfully written show. It's written better than most TV today. Sungai. Victim. And Hot. Oh. Man. Kidding me. saw. A They'll. Me Leave me. Talkin, leave me now, fuck. For Number One, now I got I got to. Number. Strong contenders as well. Guys never we make this up. Okay I started I number two growing pain. Song by the late Alan Thicke. Shitsu. To. His own harmony vocals, beautiful rule. Famous for the actor Kirk Cameron. Who then became a INVA-. Evangelical. Christian. But he's cool and condemned. All of his earnings and learnings with family, tyrod grandparents. And also Divested himself from the show completely because he became a religious fanatic. On? Thick. Best known as the EMCEE for the opening of Skydome with the Toronto Blue, Jays still play and the host of the Crystal Light. Aerobics Championships. Yes. The Guy was everywhere and doing everything you out there listener. Hope to have half fucking clout. If for some reason you've been on the Internet, and you just nobody's ever sent you the crystal light aerobics championships video. Don't watch it because the song will stay with like they're gonNA play a song funeral. It's just the most catchy tune. But give yourself about an hour because you're gonNA WANNA. Take care of business to see bright I have chosen a number one and I've chosen it. Assuming that you also had number one in, you're going to break the tie for me. Who might be the same one? Of looking at the universal, fucking this leather roll was refined not points on. Wow. How Weird? Okay. Ready. fucking. Court a movie. Night Court, New Hampshire. Win. I should have had a night court. I fucked up. I really screwed up here. Stars Short Kidding I fucking Love Charleston. I you. Grow problematic. I used to come home the one semester I went to college. I went to school in the morning and I would come home and there was an hour of Charles in charge I got home Nicole. Yeah. It was always the Nicole Eggert era and it was. Great. I forgot every Dan learned that morning watched. Role on that show. Manny you know he was a male nanny, here's a male nanny. All the kids were grown. Yeah. Didn't make a lot of sand. So he was like he was like an, he was like the same age as the female protagonist. So you you're like, fucking definitely. Apparently were real life. School Kuhlman. So Scott Baio major come down from his happy days fame. I can explain to you exactly what happens the first season? There was a family that he worked for all the kids were young. And then the second season him buddy lend beck come back from camping and there's a whole new family in the house, the vortex, and it's a wait what what. I. Guess, I, gotTa go to. The old mother comes Oh, Charles we tried to reach you desperately Oh yeah and and they moved and try to your a capping with your male friends with male. Yeah exactly also emily aims I. Love Williams. Also. Joined cur- Cameron that Weird I. List Pronounced. Ron. Christie. Camera. Kurt Camera Kurt. It's not kirker camera on. So. That's my number one. But I'm really hoping that your number one was what I chose. Smith. We're going long number. One is hell of a motherfucker. This is actually great song that I listened to. Probably once a week getting there, this is going to be I know it. Good. Song families, highs. This is a beautiful song. Up We've. Been? For. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. The chain mailing. fucking right. into the chorus. No Bridge. My favorite. Without. So, good. So good. Monte here. In. Thin. We can't love each other. What would we do? La La fucking grace. Awful Song. All right. We're going along and we're going my other number one. Are you ready for this? Shit? Take, another one. Okay. Sit Sit. Good Dog. I cannot believe neither of US did this. Tell you, right. How this is obviously the best of the as like everyone is but. And also the best theme. Song. Oh. My God i WanNa Cry Right now on a drink. Where everybody knows your name? Yeah, that was my other number one. I also thought about the young ones as a fantastic, but it wasn't really a Sitcom was like here, my other number and yes. Barney, Miller. Is. Completely wack cover Karaoke cover version of the song. Not The real one. So I fucked up. That is the last one. This is like the clarion call because this came on at eight o'clock. SMBC in those my bedtime and I was I can just wash. Laid Judge Harry. Murata on germ. Karen Austin. Oh. Yeah. The. The entire. Thankfully wouldn't play the whole version of the cheers theme. Talks, he's a transphobic. Interesting I, mean, it's not. It's not as bad as it could be, but it's not great. Was that, guy's name. Jerry, Jerry Portnoy, Gary Portland Tell me Gary Portnoy, and fuck in one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety eight wasn't forward thinking gender issues. I mean nobody knows golf happen in the future and? Gary Portnoy, fucking transitions. Right and who knows out of guilt. Yeah. So, yeah. So I thought of another one. But now we gotta just. Top, five. Not Toppled. got a cool it now, no one hundred. All. Right. Question Forget it here. What's going to? Be here. All night. We will be all over that. No, I mean in the Shit, Sitcom. We can be here all night to ensure. Dole. Might a few nights ago? Questionnaires? Yes. Okay. You Do Tumbler. I'll do the instagram. Okay Ladies and gentlemen. Get Ready. It's happening. So quick. Well, first questions. I. Can't I don't know what to make of it. Okay first question. The Tumbler is just hashtag fuck hot Andrew, ro, but I don't know. I. Think IT'S Really down for to really not I don't know but I mean cool I, guess. I'm going to say it's in the the the. Carnal way. Yeah. That's that's the VIBE I get. School. Love to fuck on android or. If you will favorite Jeff Goldblum movie for me death. Wish one. Yeah for sure. Absolutely. fucking. Crowning performance. Okay. What does it? What does he? We kill rich counts. Kill rich cut six. Kills Charles Bronson's family, and then Charles Bronson's forever bound to vigilantism. The other guy who's just like you're going to get the chick daddy you mother. Upsetting really good. Really bad criminals. That's when New York was and will be again. Very shortly, we'll work. On it rent a Ryder truck in fucking get the editor. K in an apocalypse scenario, solar solo bunker or leader of Raider camp. Say Solo bunker his name, hidden solo bunker, not a proper bonkers. Normal bunker. But Hidden, you know what I could. Because, I can I can also, I could do leader reader camp. But you just you know how you're going to die at that point, which is kind of a drag. You're only going. We're only GONNA die from our own ignorance as bad religion I'm GonNa die of the areas of somebody Fuckin- coming up at night and stabbing neck st the night, I listened to that song this morning. Steve. Yeah. Benjamin. Oh. The bad religion song because. I'm the biggest Brian Beggar found there is, but I listened to religion. Andrew. Have, you ever interacted with an from Regional Justice Center and at times he's played with self defense, his podcast with. Patrick. was really insightful. It'd be cool to hear you and Hans shoot the shit with him because you all share similar views. You fuck with regional justice. Center at all. I've told them many times. I put on a show form. Albany, anyone show up. I. Knew. Any any chance I like? Poke, fun at him playing. and. Feeling that it's artistic, which is fun so. Yeah, it's it's. It's not the first thing I put on. When it comes out I. Love I. Love. Like that was my favorite thing when the entire world got him because he didn't want people to enforce it so good. So. Yeah. I fuck with. Okay update, on? Andrews. Awakening, please. I mean, he's here. Yeah, I'm here. Yeah. I. Don't I don't know. Achieve my head and he's got Merrill shoes I do have merit shoes on. got. Minimal shoes on. It's cool. I don't know I'm just just chilling man just doing my thing, you know I. Certainly taking more psychedelics now than I did at the start of. Episode, one of the podcast wild manager. You know. My backyard and the sun a lot and. They like, my spiritual awakening is basically sitting in the sun and then going and lifting weight like screaming in my garage. That's about Hunter S. Andrew Yeah more. So. If that's the update looking for, that's it. Honduras Andrew Summers going swimmingly. It's really important to scream and you lift weights. Look it up Any thoughts on hall and oates particularly abandoned lunch nets I only listen to hall and OATES. big. Bam Boom Era I encourage you to look at the Liberty Concert, in Nineteen eighty-six. Let's see them at their highest essence. Non Parole. Perfect. Smith on Guitar. For competitive, I. Don't like the old stuff signed. Singles. That's fine. To shake, I don't need. Tom T. Bone wolk on bass. One of the best basis ever he's on the one, he lives in the one. He sleeps on the one who? I was very pleased to dip into the Ryan van Wick podcast and catches opinions on how high the godfather food is legit a fascinating person I'm glad you get it. Really is Mike is Fascinating and more people should know he should I said he should be fucking famous David Reese Witherspoon we yeah. Yeah. He dumped her he her and he needed his belongings. Whole other thing. Yeah. Scenario. Time. W PT versus overnight drive tagged we're supposed to Tomlin. Versus overnight drive team cage match Bob shed has promoter, Tom Shannon referee. Cool I, mean if you want A. We would probably be a middle card, which means we'd have about three to five minutes. This is as I mean, let's be honest. That's all we really. It's totally fine. We'd win because we'd be the heels beating the fucking baby face demolition. Be Great. We'd win. We'd win with with prejudice and we would be the heels. Setting them up for a fall at WRESTLEMANIA. Ref. I don't feel harshly now we would turn if you're one of those things where screwed job. Yeah. Exactly. Link. fucking. Eric, would put his feet up on the second rope and he wouldn't. He wouldn't see it. Bullshit. You're going to get better referee sorry now. Who would be a good referee for I? Don't know. What's called? Yego? fucking put both headlock. No problem. That's fine. Rear Naked Choke. WanNa you want to show off. That's cool. In seriously I'll show I'm GONNA show. You show me what you learned. Okay, we got good. We're getting. No Yo, you know I. Do that too great. Excellent. unconscious. Again. Really. Cool. Wow. So so quo. Thank you. All right. Last one here as a fellow movie. Fan. I hope icicle lights back in with his letterbox username I don't think. I, think you've got two questions confused Isaac Writing, about letterbox. Maybe it was, but I don't think so I don't think. Wow, but. Is. Like if you have a letterbox somebody out there, maybe I'll join the letterbox. Just make this person. Happy. I don't watch movies. That's why wouldn't join letterbox. It. You see what people watch because you're going to see me watch. Now like fucking four times a month like it's not fun watching Nickelodeon reruns, of Turkey, TV. Yeah, right like, oh. Weird. He's took and watching an idiot abroad NFC Dylan. Asleep and that's Broad. Good Great. That's it for me to cool. All right now. I bet some question. We got some Michigan Hill. Thank you to producers Hannah. 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225: Modern Life Is Carhorns

Overnight Drive

1:49:48 hr | 1 year ago

225: Modern Life Is Carhorns

"Man. That was like one of us class, I felt I did by I could probably get away with ROY didn't. But I did. It was great. It was the sound of one hand clapping my favorite album. Here's zen, let's going on pure zen. That's the name of like the meditation music five making lately. Have you are you doing it in a four three two? Are you familiar with this now? I'm not. But please fill us in okay? Somebody and I can't say who because I'll get it wrong and I'll seem on learned Michael, Michael. Michael Winslow of had this idea that true, a was actually a residence at four hundred thirty two hurts. It's, it's the resonance of the university go at it. Everything is tuned to some variant, or harmonic, or fifth, or whatever of that. And so if you play music with a set four thirty two instead of four forty you are releasing healing energy. Your healing yourself your healing. The world's somebody is calling me on WhatsApp. And I don't know who that is. So it's neat. Oh, no tire office uses fucking, what's that for everything? So this is somebody being like do you have access code get into the building. Video work with Balch very Mus. So yeah, so you got to you have to play your music in a four three two. If you intend to heal in a line, your shock was basically telling I saw somebody post about this on Instagram in actual earnest way fee days ago when I pointed to through my phone off a bridge. Wow. This is four three to healing music. I just found a bunch of it. Great. Unfortunately it's behind a thirty second ads. Okay. There we go. Behold, the power true. Four three two. Few penner. You're about to become. Car payments means nothing. Michael wins. Mike. Mike Owens was the most attractive man the universe. Univer fucking, Michael Winslow. Sounds Kutina Berg his finest hour. Steve Gutenberg was paid too much for these movies. Steve Kuhn barracks, stole my money. What if I was Michael Winslow hype at eight three four three two. That'd be cool. I'm glad he's still working. I have a great falling asleep story. Right. Off the bat. All right. Excellent. It's not like me to listen to other podcasts at all or fall asleep listening to them. But I was listening to this one about multilevel marketing goes trying to branch out and listen to how other podcasts at episode almost two fifty I'm selling Tillerson, how other pad costs podcast to their prep for prep in like production, stuff like that. So I'm I have listened to a few other ones of my God. If we're not the most interesting fucking thing. I agree. Like they take forever like you know how we switch we pivoted like last week from tuna room to let Columbine like left writes, it will take them Waigel years. Yeah. Waigel it like you're take three years to do that. Because it'd be like can have to be one season on one subject. So they would do a season on LA last episode of overnight drive. We were talking about two hundred room and then they talk about two in a room for the whole season, and then it would be something. Waco fuck this guy for the whole scene. Yeah. Fucking it's one of those things I ate occurs. To me, this was my same problem in school or my same problem. Like when somebody tries to make me watch CNN, or something things that are they're not tunes to eight four three to their tunes to the slowest person in the room. You know what I mean? Like, yes, of course, it's, it's made specifically for the person who says what during movies what, what did he say? What like mole I there's. Is no media that I can hang with that, that is trying to, to bring that guy. And it's not that I feel like hostility for that guy. I just don't wanna consume his same chip, like, I know, when media's speaks speaks to me in case, I'm that guy I got no interest in almost every podcast does that. It's, it's brutal. But what makes me nervous is that it contributes to a culture where people are like, whoa, slow down. -absolutely like whoa. Like they listen to podcasts in my halftime like whoa. And like a friend of mine a woman who I used to to close off with now. I don't. Artists like body painting. Yes, we did she's a practitioner of new room Assad. It's traditional mattress. Yeah. Then the one time I was like I really like relationships going, and she's like, what are you talking about? And I said my relationship, and she's like, now I'm just practicing 'cause I'm going for my new certificate flow, New York state to do new room, Sasha. You need a license. Bill shit thou queue up you now now not yet we're not there yet. I'm up pretty late chill tonight. We'll see. We'll see properly wound for a you ought to know and money changes, everything, man. This guy's starting to make some get some serious Cashel coming in the pan. Yeah. Pass like two weeks have been fucking hot fire hot fire. You I I've done the same thing I sold some things on Facebook. Facebook, marketplace real good people. Just buy that shit sold amp that doesn't work for seventy bucks. People say fucking Facebook, Mark polices the ship, and I don't want to get back on Facebook, so no, I don't. It's really not worth it. It's also a place for people to like I'm raising money for my dog that should be put down. I'm doing, but it's like somebody put up a picture of a fist and wrote these hands free. I thought that with really when you said that to me, it was such a joy, it was so good, these hands and it was a big black fist to, which is great. Totally does clowning on people who are like, oh, I'm selling, you know, Barkley didn't like this. The pink dog bowl gonna try another one. So or selling it for twenty dollars with with all of within the box, you know, as psychotic like just a, a place for yuppies who used to be able to afford things. Now they have to sell to afford the second Honda, CR V payment. I actually I love, I have an app for Craigslist. That's all things that are not not just expensive. But like stupidly expensive. Like, why would you ever buy this? You know, like MacIntosh amps shit like that. This is what you doing. So MacIntosh precisely it's just like you're just off on one. If you get a MacIntosh they sound great and they look beautiful. I get it. But you regard, there's no, there's no situation where you're not off on one by a MacIntosh emphasis where you're just a massive, flexible people walk into your desire. Sound? And then you're like, okay, you're going to get the a thousand dollars each speakers to match or the studio speakers. And now we're going to we're talking like fucking leg yet. Six seven eight grand per speaker. We've got the old fucking Ken woods. That your parents used to use those N tables set up. So it doesn't it doesn't matter because they're going through cardboard speakers. Matter MacIntosh man. That's it's true. But I mean yeah, I I love that. I love anytime. You catch somebody who's been off on one on the skids, and they gotta liquidate everything cheap. You know who's there to pick that up me? Yeah. Well, what out? That's what that's Facebook marketplace. Visit all it's all starting Andrew the slow decline Facebook marketplace. Oh, which is doing some spring cleaning and it's like clearly all of the shit that went both of your employees that you you bought. And now it's like oh yeah. Well, you know Ted losses job at the assembly. So meeting we didn't need matching leather girka bags after all. So we're gonna right. These go like oh, you know, sure to pick them up, what up. Exactly. I didn't we didn't turns out, the, the fifty dollar Jayco stroller was fine. Eight hundred dollar job. Little parental humor there for you. See it's weird. I'm like, not every I'm not into kids at all. Like, I think kids are funny, but I'm not I think they're funny. Like in the same way, I think, Gallagher's wanting the kid is being Zini you know, but I don't mean Gallagher is not super fun about. I observe kids shit like oh, what, what brand of what brand of strollers held so weird. It's really weird. I'm aware dude. Andrew one thing I know about me, and I don't know if you figured this out yet. I'm aware get a problem here. They're a little bit of a problem. The only I've got a problem the only Sav the only cure. Is to see you nude. All right. I mean, you know, I'm I'm here heal the planet with my fucking hot a four three, two energy, so nickname, she ever just call me a four three two from now on. Hey, four three two. It's my man. Eight four three two. That's it. All right. There we go. What's my nickname pig tip? Fucking the tip pig in a four three to show coming to you live. Hey, what's going on guys? Go the big four three to shell coming up. Got to tickets, that Denault, your Chevrolet, wait a minute. They sell. Yeah, they gotta do tickets alive at five featuring starship original members starship known original members playing GT. I think it'd be cool if Lindsey Buckingham just joined starship. And it was and young Fleetwood MAC. And they didn't actually play starship songs. They played Fleetwood MAC songs but they were still billed as starship because. Somehow still thing. Right. Like that's not even Mickey Thomas because everybody I looked up and everybody just got to old absolutely maj. Thomas had, like from getting his ass kicked by done Dunbar. Never rescreen never recovered from getting getting a bad bar fight with their drummer. I'm not he oh, he have like was. Fuck you like that reconstructive face any his breathing was all fucked up. So you couldn't actually sing it and have enough breath to sing I mean I could sing. No now no one's gonna stop us now. I mean that's fine. The should have did. They think they would have hired mardi Belan back now. No, he was off on long. No. No. He was trying to hit him in Lindsay. We're trying to make that solo shit work. Friend of mine said today that we are our divergence are diverges. I guess what? What's the plural of like diverge? It's our divergences. Thank you. Our diversions. God, actually might also be right though. I find. I went to high school where this was in. Very good is a mountain town where people huffed freon. It's like it's totally acceptable. I'm not know English words. I go, so fucking spent forty grand on an English degree. Yeah. Now, our diversions I've been getting very strange because we he said you guys talked about Chechnya for twenty minutes. And I was like we didn't. And then I listened I listened on the way to work today. And yes, we did. Somebody has to talk about Chechnya. Yeah. And not for a whole season enough for whole episode for little snippets, you come to it just has to it has to be talked about, at the time that it has to be talked about the same way mardi Belan has to be talked about, when man being cleaned or when he's cleaning or whatever the fuck it was, I need to clean. A mighty. I guess very somewhat still into lake. It's somewhere in the US couple in a car listening to this. And the woman said, can we listen to something else? Yes. Of course, we are the number one are can we listen to something else podcast ever? Honestly, all I mean, the publicity we gets funny because we get we'll get like a little little run like a good because obviously like some people, some people talk about as we got some good publicity. And then suddenly, it's like you can tell there's a lot of fuck this dudes out there, like, yeah, I don't know what this means because that's another thing that long form boring podcast lend themselves to is holding people's hands through. It took a whole took a half a year for this podcast to explain multilevel marketing in thirty minutes. Snippets are you kidding? They interviewed like people who had been victims of multilevel Martin. I will not marketing if you don't know if you if you know it's a longest con ever getting scanned seriously. Yo there, there's a school of thought that says it takes two to be a victim. Yo, yo, come on. You kidding me? It's like, oh I spent ten grand Lulu row. And then I had to take my kid at a private school. It's like wow. Leash have all those fucking Amway brand cheese. It's floating around the house, you can buy from yourself. Unbelievable unbelievable. It's being a multi level marketing. I'm really excited to go. See accent, Friday, I think that'll be that'll be I'm really excited to go to the mall. You know where I should go a little early. I mean I don't wanna going to be getting up here, but I think we should go up a little early and world beer, maybe little free game going there, because I think it's the reports from people who know let me for everybody, I'm it's smashing, your local shopping mall, maybe not doing so well, and then they open a bright, shiny new two floor nightclub in the mall, and you're like ha ha awhile, and then they start booking bands. You've heard of can you imagine people in California have been living with us? The nineties, they know all about it. But now it's coming out here and guy said like we've talked about people are very up in arms about it, and my God. It's so good. Article I've been, I'm halfway on assignment frying article for a local publication, always writer, you going to be, are you going to be wearing a trenchcoat with a fucking snapper Nhat? That's his precedent, when you're there card in the brim is on my and I that means I have to work for door. What does go probably fit right in? That'd be a guy. I was gonna say, it'd be a gumshoe, but that means I'd be a police officer try to what under week left. We try and get press passes for this word open. I drive America's premiere, can we listen to something else podcast, America's premiere podcast, the four three to come on actually taking aim for three to bring you ten different topics in over the course? It's fucking amazing ten different divergences as thirty minutes and different divergences as I've got a lot of good feedback from our tip pig, the typic- drops people asking me why I can find him. Good. The video, and I won't click on it. I just don't wanna watch. It's not fucking. On show. Sanders, I it's not. Like, I'm not a prude like you can throw on gay porn. I'm not going to turn this off my stars. But yeah, I just don't like him. Yeah. Naked cell phones your if you want to rive to the show on Friday and put the phone in, like the phone mount. But then play gay porn the whole time. I say work like all right. Well, that's how we does a look at the Yankee. Half hard doesn't matter. Hoping mind. All right. I'm compelled to do what television tells me to do. That would be a new moment. Our relationship, Andrew LeicesteR my count. I like over I like that. We're close enough that you'd be okay with me cranking off in your car. Gonna get what am I gonna get mad? Get mad. I just feel like well, I'll be like, hey, you know, something we can talk about or not. Leave totally unsettled, fine. It's like the time I saw under these bare ass. I decided not to say anything, good for you. Good for you. Glad it's all you've seen of shown duty yet. I haven't seen as front. But one, the on the European tour the pulled his pants halfway down to urinate. I saw as Barra's caught the front once. Oh, wow. Empire State plaza. Wow. What was he doing down there trying to score? No. I don't even know we were at some stupid punk game night. So like whatever the fuck it was like adults playing hide and seek or some bullshit in the plaza. And some how or another Sean duty got dared or. I don't I don't know what it doesn't matter. All that happens was awful was made my fucking head hurt. Terrible. I'm sorry. That's all right. You know, sometimes you can't see I can't wait to turn. I can't wait to turn John Doe into Gilgal and police, we'd on. That's a great idea. It's gonna be awesome is gonna be like, hey, see that guy sitting on the borrows getting on Roswell wasn't he? Also also, you know, I don't know how to tell you this on the show. Cbs just see. We, we saw that one. Oh, oh, eight. Oh, yeah. He's eating pizza really on green. Check it out. Right. Check it out. Slicker 'love under the big blocks on top looks wistfully. I wonder if they're gonna play any of the big black sun stuff, probably only seem to play that fuck in the same the first three records when I see them it's great grad, I, I was feverishly looking for excellence, Vanga's YouTube channel. I don't know. No, let's not forget that when she came off as a same Rupe. Sandy hook was a hoax. No ways that real. You never saw. No fucking God damn. I love fucking much. It's unreal. So cool. All right. I'm gonna go find that shit for sure. I. It has been taken down. So. Passes sucking me, like tell me what you think about Las Vegas right now. She. I'm reading quickly from salon article she attacked the mentally ill. She did uploads about luminosity finger puppets, and rain, wash bloodbath and the Boston bombing hoax. The skin color of one of the children was carrying true. This was when she was really noticeably on the skids. This is before extra tutoring a lot again, and people were like were worried about her financial health in like totally glossing over. That's you saying all this. All right to ask question for anyone who's listened to X, or like been exposed to them in any appreciable way, was there, ever a point where like she's got her shit straight. Always been been a loon since the first time I was ever exposed to access just like fucking exactly if you watched that Penelope spheres fucking footage from what decline straight loon like fucking full on looney tunes pre SRI. No, helping her just like just got a fucking. Let it run its course. Oh, yeah. John Doe was getting getting the young nineteen year old stuff. And he was like a consumable Cassou to Kona roll here. You know, he has such a weird voice. I love so much aware that she was married to Vigo Mortenson. No. I am not. Yes. I want to say, like sit with that. I find that. Who I would fuck. Wow. It was married to her. Her saying, I have a chance. With with me. No, I know. I have a chance. Oh, yeah. You definitely. Oh, you can you can absolutely get in Andrew. I'm having problems women lately you worked with a person who shall not be named from a certain store that sells vinyl who is a direct local analog to this fucking lunacy. You can absolutely. I know you're talking about love when you do that, sorry, sorry, that that was really inside baseball for everyone. But you know it's fine. I understand completely now. It's the it's the people who choose to live a certain lifestyle. You have you have the programming already in you to, to navigate that, you know, it's like, when Neo downloads kung, FU in the matrix, you already downloaded kung FU precisely and you know, it's, it's one of those things where. We down people who are like this. I would lie live with somebody who was almost exactly like number remember, Liz. This is baseball Italy. S that's vivid low. Yeah. Maybe I have a chance with surveys were trying to do. She looks she's hot. She's ready. So looks good. Rush should I do. Should I compliment on her music? No. You, you walk in immediately and say, Stephen paddock was radicalized by, and then you're in, you got to even know it to fingers in dinning. She likes them. Yes. To like reach this hideous state, but then returned to your lover. Fucking great. In the mass the mass, you get a lot of trouble. When you down the street. Like penalties like undercooked questions of could have been someone better like so where do you come from those that was the gist of that a local publication than I'm pitching this, this thing too? And I wanted to go to like wanted to go to, like, like I dunno shows like this only larger lock festivals and just ask people where their ideas come from, if they answer them. So where do your ideas come from? Razali just like interview local bands at shows to make them feel very important. If. Anyone listening, if you work in an office, and you really want to be the fucking weird, black sheep play that movie in the office and just dude I love this shit, and you like. I at movie as I don't not. I don't get it. Does. I don't remember any. Just like I remember vividly for some reason, I was at the store I was running, and I played the black flag segment or is guess is one of my victims fucking like an extra from point break sleep in here in this little crawlspace 'cause cheap, and I could feel the entire room sour not on the content. But on me as a person. Like everybody lost respect for me. It was it was great. Well. I think people while subject for me longtime before that, so sorry to hear that. It's okay. No, I think everything's I ever think about that. Like, do people respect me? I used to think about it a lot. I like I I dialed back, but it used used to really bug me. And now I don't really feel much away about it. Now, now, I don't care at all. But I lately, I've been thinking, like, wow. Do people care, 'cause it's like the older I get the fewer friends. I have. That I'm people just think I'm like weird an old or what I guess I don't know. Get it. You know what I'm finding is I as I get older. The fewer and fewer friends, I have, but also the friends I do have are coalescing from weird places in my life, like I'm starting to become like close with people that I had very little in common with, but like new perfectly for years, it's, it's, it's fascinating how that works. Just like I just having shared history is the much bigger deal than you kind of soom. It is at the time you're sharing the history. That definitely. And you take it for granted. And then it goes away on there like, oh, yeah, exactly. Well, hold all why hold onto you. So tight out. Good. I appreciate that. Gonna totally ditch me. Only what the fuck among do what am I gonna do what am I going to do? Whereas is the existential, this is me having a crisis. What am I gonna do? What are we gonna do man? Where do we go from here? Where do we go from here? Remember that song was that amusing song? What we go from here. Dude. God. And you do we go really though, really freely freely. I. I. So now that I see my old man getting older cost the death now. Now. Yeah. Knuckles the death about Coser every day. Yeah. No matter what. No matter. What? Yeah. I had a I it's the punk thanked enough. Think about it very much. But then you do, that's, like feels very foreign because you're conditioned not to think about that. Kind of thing. So when you do your like I'm most. I'm most notable kit to deal with this. Yeah, I have I can't drown this humor. And sarcasm like I do everything else I'm from getting old and fat. Wow. You know what pick myself up dust myself off? Gotta just fuck in. Break. Dente days, just make the right choices that day that's been waking up and force myself to run everyday. I hate running so much awful. But I feel so good for the rest of the day that it balances out. I can't do it my feet fucking hurt. It's, it's, it's shitty but yeah, that's what it is. I had I had something more profound for where do we go from here? And now I don't know. Now you gotta keep thinking, man. He that's you know, that is probably the way the world. Keep thinking, I'll talk about mid level marketing while you're talking to assure I as I as I watched this whole thing play out are. Are you familiar with with collapse of -tarian? No sounds great though. It's just the idea that things are so fucked to that the only actual option is to let everything collapse, like there's no bandit out more. What's short what choice to? Yeah. And I'd like the the lifestyle like the fucking the outlook and starting to appeal to me, more and more watching them like you know what man, just let this let this fucking barn out, man? It's all good. It's fine. But what semi? You believe that society should collapse or you believe that it's just going to cloud that sort of thing is I, I believe it's going to collapse. But now I'm starting to navigate more towards should. I was trying to explain this to gab Yesler yesterday. Like we were talking about the many worlds theory, which is that every time you or I or a bacteria that's on my water bottle, or whatever make it Assyrian everything forks and becomes to world, you know, so it's that there's effectively infinite words it's the entire basis of like, Rick and Morty there's just like infinite worlds, and it was one of those like. Late night, heavy asks like the I can't sleep style fucking. Trying to explain how I make like large decisions with that in mind where it's just like rather than be like, oh, should I do this, or this? I look at it from okay? Well, what's the probability that I live in the world where x happens, you know, or like, what's, what's the probability that I'm in the time line, where fucking why is true? And then I make my decision based based off of that. And in the back of my mind when I think about like collapse like, well, what's the probability that I'm in that? I'm living in the time line, where the US dollar collapses, and I do the math kinda op back of the envelope my head, and I come back, owns pretty good, actually exceptionally good. So, so, yeah. So I'm going from probably will collapse to being like just let this shit burn out, so which is not healthy. It's not a not a good place for fucking. Grown adult to dwell. I always think that if I know if I convince myself of something myself that something is a certainty that I don't feel so bad, because I know it's going to happen. And so, like, if I I've been we've been preaching the got about ten good years, left a ha. But that's like I do believe that and but there is also the I take solace in the realization that does not a lot. We can do about it, and also that humans are resilient enough and are complacent enough that it'll just be very slow decline into like today, I saw a car driving around. I saw a car on the way to work saw car driving with no license plates, great. And it didn't seem to matter to anyone or I mean, I'm sure they got get hold over. They might get pulled over. But the do I drove by dude? The bagel. Was just like fuck I gotta get to work. Can I get the fuck? It people are in, like peak fuck it mode, which I love carbon license plates. That's just like the rules are meaning less than less, which is the which is the real reels rules have been invented to keep order. And then the I mean, I will win shit actually starts collapsing. I'll remember the dude inning his bagel driving with no license. No, it's actually one of the things I know all remember went during the collapse is do you remember the tour where Nichols playing bass for Sean duty? Yes. And we stopped. Where we were in Connecticut, and we were driving the play New York. Oh I had jam on the brakes in. Well, no, we stopped at that rest area, and it was shock. Fall in the line at McDonald's was twenty two people deep oh thousand Canada. And yes, no, he was definitely in, in fucking Connecticut, where the park was completely full and it was snowing. Now we're talking about different times. Okay. Because there's another time like holy fuck, okay? Remember being at the McDonalds and seeing people twenty deep in my mind being, like I think these SEIs -ly. Yeah. How like when the first bomb goes off, this is exactly how it's going to look. It'll be like, Don the of like people came here because it meant up to them, and people will still come to their fucking, McDonalds jobs. Like view by it's like water. It's like a leak water will find a way. Humans find a way they'll keep coming to work, even though the bomb dropped out for sure. Though. They'll just be like, well, I guess what you're going to work. I don't know. Like people will still go to their service jobs, and then they'll still be like subway open kind of and currency will take on a different meaning. It'll be a very it'll be a very odd way of the and a little be loosened fast. You know, like, I don't think it'll be like, in the movies with gangs won't be like the running man, where, like, the, the have nots all live in camps, and the have, I think it'll be more like people just have this weird American drive to survive and fucking wear stretch pants as much, and like do nothing as much as they want your. What was that fucking book was it's? Dammit, that not krypton. Mccown. What does that do other book? There's another book that like you're describing guy. Yeah, this is this is like, straight up that and I can't remember what it is. Is that a bad bug? Now it's great. It's, it's, it's like. It's a sci-fi book that people hold in very, very high regard, Philip k dick this up definitely. I think it's definitely Philip k dick book guy still alive. Okay. God, dammit. Sorry. Okay. Snow crash. I am thinking of snow crash, you crash. Yeah. You just described the. The still the parts of merica. They're still America though crashed for good. I mean, honestly, it's on that of that, that far out of the Rama possibility now. Definitely not I. But this this, we have twelve years or ten years, or whatever, like, you know, pump breaks on this, like come on all. All you have to do. No. That's not true is have been involved in environmentalism, twelve years ago. That's all that's all he gets fucking hard. It's like that's not the way it works. Sorry, it's going to be. And you know, buyer only hope is that maybe we got a good president in there. 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He likes punk punk. It could get. Hey. Good. Algorithm, we're gonna gonna gamble internet. They there it is. He said, why power for for England not for the United States? Very odd. If you're gonna make if, if we're gonna make a fuck in video gonna make a playlist. The Spotify Spotify has still has like Spotify playlist for a reporter, that's probably shouldn't be screwdriver, white power. The famous song. White power shouldn't be your first pick that was battles. I mc. I, I in, in a what's a sister thinks that I'm not gonna play it because you need to watch it. It has to be seen. Tom. It's brutal attack. No, it's not. But. I guess today or go CNN had Kamala Harris on. Okay. And the anchor was like so tell me your favorite songs your favorite artists. You have never seen a fucking lizard person. Be more exposed. On really, you can't play this. You have to watch it to watch her face be like all, like the blood drains, were face, and she's like Bob Marley. It is it is unfunny in believable. This person has never felt real Uman emotion ever. It is smoke clear. It is like the mask falls off at his Jost fucking lizard. It is wild. It's great police go, watch it. It's amazing. I love that shit happens. Honestly, get out called out on the carpet. Oh, that's great. It, it I pure joy, I watched it while I was walking down the street, and it was just dying is grain anyway. Sorry. Sorry beta. No. That's fine. That's fine. You know, and the beta the reporter said, you know, some on all honesty, he add some real fucking bad softball picks like the exploding hearts, and he'd made any now he's name dropping than he was friends high school buddies with Cedric from at the drive them to get that out to drive in vote. That's a big vote. Good on you. Fucking like nine people give actually really cared when they got back together, so depressing. Yeah. They got back together. They had a famous. I love how people talk in reverent tones about the never forget, the Coenen set when they had a circulating around. Youtube was a excerpt, rehearsal, excerpt from them them on the Conan, O'Brien show. Think about that for a minute. And that was like, oh, it was the greatest performance. They ever did on the Conan O'Brien show. It's like they played a short version of one of their of one, armed scissor, and people are like, oh, good and Conan's really funny. And so, so cool of Conan circling align fucking yo. Is like a little bit of down beat up soda in modern life, and all that shit is just one person playing the same note over and over again on a keep or band. Bam bam bam, bam. Bam bam, bam. That's all it's just the same fucking thing over in our over. It's just car horns fuck. It modern life has car horns, that's that modern life is fucking car horns, God, dammit. And my. And it's the sound of people when they talk at shows, that's like. This is modern life. This is modern live tired of modern life right here and cancel. That's why we love this. At the bar. This is what it sounds like conversation. I'm louder might be louder louder. My beep is my in my incredibly loud. Mine is louder. My be mine. This is mine. Somebody to grad school. Still over the end, whoever made that video is real education world of all education world. Wow. Yeah. Then this car horn honking, sound effect has three hundred sixty three thousand views. Those responsible for at least hundred thousand. All the rest of them are like twelve twelve thousand views like, like eight years ago, this is education world, who only has less than thousand subscribers for some reason, this video has three hundred sixty four thousand us. That's mostly as overnight. Dr affect fucking guy Walker felt that now education world's fellow. Right. So I can about YouTube right now. Andrew. You know what it's been a big day? It's been a big day for rip part of what reps part of the reason why I was laid I need some more bliss, dex them, getting hung up. Did you hear that here? I said, rip I never noticed when my lips are all fucked up like other people to tell me never occurs to me now. Like, when I talk, sometimes if my lips are dry, I'll say, lit, my SS can't come out interesting. It's really weird while two people died well a person and a cat grumpy cat died. Oh, that's right. Grumpy cat. Yeah fucking cool down grumpy cat at died and also a wrestler died. And, you know, when the wrestlers die, the that you get the best rips now. You know that wrestling fans on YouTube are mostly very ugly. Men yet wrecked. What if a beautiful woman wrestler died? Are we? Find out we are actually Massaro aged thirty nine rest in peace cause of death on known known. Maybe a little. Cons of death fucking speculated heavily yes. Taking Xanax and drinking half a bottle of great gears. And then I k- the Whitney Houston cocktail. Let me guess this happened in a hotel room somewhere in the mid west. Yes, thank you. Definitely did not. But she won. I'm just gonna play these straight through. I have like maybe five or six years, one couple, but I'm going to stop. I'm going to. One of the one couples fucking great wrestling couple, my new favorite one. This one's called. This guy is called a Ford -able smoker. I am the affordable smoker. I am actually going to be taken some puffs off my pen for few. We're doing two video onto videos day, but got. The wrestling fans out there got some bad news. So get my pen on going time. Time pumping away. Pam. We'll wait phase of Barbara smoke. But the thing is looks like it was. Pump. No cheap to buy batteries. So he keeps turning on harm now. But. That Ashley Massaro few she worked for w. The early to mid two thousand. Buchan fried like fucking smoke. You consider fading more money enough mocking. You sound like. In canada. The big thing waiting for you. And then what if you do right after the big strip of Pepsi regular pet choices? God. I've never was. I wasn't a huge huge fan. You making. All came here. Watching around that time. But you're in prison. Touching a casual nephew. Videos almost over and hasn't said anything. Anyway. He's dead. Volume call thoughts Burge family. I'm feeling so good lately that, right? Be one of the first report on it. Yeah, we were very good. Breaking turn to Florida smoker, are you there? It's yeah, it was you Peter Jennings and fucking Larry King in that hotel room, when Baghdad I got bombed. Do you remember when smoker is there in TNN square reporting on? Guys day or one of those. A very. Gone out. Go out there. It was a big fan of the Berlin Wall. But that's down. Familiar pattern going here. In law, and Germany here. I want. Definitely having affordable smoker to, to the puck in the YouTube list, Berlin walls, governor now thought I'd be the first to report on that. Yeah. Before small J, the affordable smoker, on YouTube, all the fame, you're getting subscribe, pal for sure. Youtube hall of fame before we go to the next one. Oh, everyone man, if you haven't treated yourself to just a. Last week. What there's a video. I hope it still up called like what she was doing when I was pouring my heart out is from a couple of days. I'm gonna prove yeah. The thirty five minutes of that video our YouTube citizen Kane. It is the best use of the medium in every way to the point where I was not fully convinced. It was real at weren't for the fact that this dude has such a pedigree of this shit by now. I would say it was stay it was just it's just too. Right. It is it, there's no other way to describe it. So and the next, I'd love the next video. He showed up in black eye and never. The course anyway talking about the the who owned who had session of the Shelby. Oh my God. It's amazing. And you, you really out yourself to watch that, but yeah, honest with and said, you know. Honest with and said, you know. Pissed off at you. You're posts about seeing the girl leaves is all about social media, more evidence that the world is steep decline. But now that I see that we're trying to work through this. I'm gonna let them know that I'm being serious. My husband that would have been it. Just was that her his wife, Christina, who is a who what, what did they call her. She is a creation of God. Yes. Yeah. Great because she's like listen. That was a good one. This is him play does of hands moving his wife on. On her black in his car. His real name is Bo. Oh, yeah. The outside part. Just trying to get to the car. You know, I'd already packed seven. I didn't have the key though. So. The fighting over who possession of the Shelby. Let me pose. This is right up there with, like, did you read my tax? Yes. Yes, it is up perfect slice of life. It's how you imagine people live when you're not around. Brought me to a place when I watched us because this is pretty much what I went through. Screamed at and getting my shit thrown everywhere. The best. Good stato. Done. I need the keys to my core. On the front lawn eight AM. So he wakes her up. He sat sat up all night, like look going through her fucking social media, which is crazy. It's. Real and he found what he's looking for is everybody's heading up, which happens to every attractive woman, I think that if you're gonna talk about that for the. That is the that is the wages of dating a I mean I wouldn't say that Christina's hot but for the part of Texas. She's like wherever the fuck. They are in Missouri. Then yet, probably fucking catch the wages of dating a very attractive person. That's are paid in fogging, dudes, hitting up all the time and her being cool about not hitting them up back, and you giving her enough attention that she feels secure. It's like swimming getting a fight. She doesn't let go into the fucking bathroom and right fucking Sean. Did you love letters? But that's the way of the wages of dating very attractive man, seven deal with all that shit. You see that you, you walk into a fucking restaurant. You see people look up you walking through the mall. You see it feels good to a point you walk into a bar, and you will buy you see fucking dudes park up. You see it's like. I've seen. I've happened to me a couple times, not, not women looking at me, but women look at men looking at who has women looking through you, though. Yeah. It'll go sit there. They're looking at me ghost of nineteenth. Century trapper just walked into this bar trying to determine whether I'm bodyguard, brother or, or wa because there's no way we could be fucking because he's way too hot for me. And then she realizes that as well. So that's happened a few times. Yeah. No, that's oh, God. And dating locally. It's like a soon as you start dating. Somebody local who has attracted and all the dudes Wanner, and then you get her to do. We'll write her like your resume of things you've done wrong. Oh. Like, oh, well people like they'll just be like, well, a lot of people know, you, I've been hearing a lot about you, since you know of a bond, it's like. As I lies than you catch them people. You thought you they're like thought were friends and they're not. Yeah. We caught that that would happen in the van every now and then this is the other thing you gotta you gotta understand this. If you are like adding a woman or man who's, like who's who's other persons, like in a in a band, or in, like some sort of, like thing like that they're passing that phone around and clowning the shit out of you. You're one in, in the inbox. It's how it goes. Yeah. That's how I saw. But that's how I stopped. Like being like a real bad, like three m Facebook messenger guy that phones, getting passed around that. Lutely, there were someone told me and not so many words that it was. It was there was a pass around and I was like whoops. Don't don't don't do that. I don't do nothing. I mean, the people are going to be like, oh, so I mean, sometimes people are like, okay, but not three in the morning. I just put the phone keep the phone of the pocket. Strictly strictly fucking flappy birds. What would raid you to say? Put the phone away, right? Would say, don't do it actually say the Dow, the doctors out funding doctors occupied. Real quick. Massaro keep going. This is the British couple who are very doughty. Ause also. This is not. Rematch. Just had just hosted device nays fame room. Nuhere each other just a few days before money in a bind. You guys the. They actually look like they're in emergency room waiting. I keep touching her bra. Is. On a lot of soy. Three it's in our shirt and touch. Kits. Video. Yeah. Search for video really shows fucking throbbing, cock being, like know. No fucking RIP. Tune in the voice of Hawaii from the gremlins this blow jobs for grumpy cat. But. She's like wiping away tears, but not really. Magin. Like I could not imagine being so disingenuous in front of, like, romantic partner. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Very intimately. If you're the person that's like going on YouTube just. Like I just. I just don't know what to say. Both from night court died, when would be real tear of Richard mall died. Wasn't there? What did you cry real? Okay. Just I got a new game right game. Andrew new game from Andrew Andrew, what celebrity death would make you cry. Okay, Richard mall. No, I'd be set Daba from coach. Absolute don't care. Neil young. Wouldn't they can cry? But I, I'd have the same problem I had a Tom petty where like I just I just like needed a minute to go, and like be very sad, and then got back to work. Okay. All right. Eight music fucking came out. Yes, Alex shebek close to death. Really? They're they're he's got like jeopardy is in jeopardy. A co worker told me, I'm taking the grain of essay, LT. Interesting. Alan thicke. The question. He's already flooding dead. I don't think that is all right. Alan Thicke the wizard. But the thing is, I can't I don't think there's a celebrity that I would cry for. So this game could go on potentially forever. My with my father. I think I will when my father dies. It's nice. Now, I know. Yeah. I'll sure I'll shed a tear if you're dad dies. Fine. Wanna read some Alex trebek's quotes, because Google telling me, okay? It's very, it's very important in life to know when to shut up, you should not be afraid of. Silence. Thanks beck. About. About. But maybe this will make you cry though. My life has been a quest for knowledge and understanding, I am nowhere near having chief doesn't bother me in the least I will die without having come up with the answers to many things in life. That's very true. You're working your ass off on them right now. Oh fuck. Cannot learning something new is fun. Alex travek. Right. Okay. Musical development stopped when Frank Sinatra dot I don't like this guy anymore. Yeah. All righty. So the product of his age when you do, but this is my favorite one, I go through these cycles, where I read a lot and then watch TV a lot, Alex trebek. It's gonna be on this. Headstone. It wasn't this these cycles. For sometimes I'm really hungry. And sometimes I'm just kind of not Alex. Yeah. Sex. Unfortunately, as you get older. And I shouldn't admit this, there are other things that become more important in your daily life. Oh, wow. Feel bad watching TV and sometimes read, right? Here's one very prescient. Maybe I'll take a little better care of myself, but my wouldn't count on it. Wow. Maybe a Shiva. Good for do dying of cancer, and being like ninety nine years old. So, you know, doing all right now lost weight. Don't tell me what you believe in. I'll observe how you behave. I'll make my own determination. I follow that one hundred percent. I think that's one thing I would say, I don't give a fuck what you believe, don't even bother telling if you if you want me to believe you believe something just hand me your Bank statement. I'll figure it out. You don't need to tell me. Yeah. What's your? I what are you still at your IRA set to what are you gonna be? What are you gonna have at sixty minutes show me where you spend your money and your time? I don't give a fuck what you call yourself. You're fucking liar. How how long is it long? Alex trebek's. Will it fit in my hand or will, I need to hands Alex travek? Wow. Filthy. Steve Harley here to see me. Excellent. Let. Steve Rambo here, the same e-. Excellent, let him in, and then there's actually a recording I played a recording of him swearing recording from his office at the time that he met Steve fairly would like to hear sure. Drop your pants. Okay. We. Sorry, I can't. When he says the wall, it's like I got I've never had someone say act like that when I take my clothes off. Now you've never into it. You've never been with Steve Hurley, I never have probably never will. But. Once in my life, I thought about that. I've never lodging all of this hearing all of this enthusiasm. Steve Hurley's west one, I believe it or not, what I get on a thing. I really get on it. Like. All last week. But after recorded I went on like a Steve Harley super deep dive, and he was like a powerlifting champion, and like had nipple surgery. And like own motorcycles yet make nipples like crazy big God. And he like, one of the most prolific he's full-time Byron of gay porn. He's, I get like writes, a lot of these owns a motorcycle shop in northern California. Good for him. But I realize that I mean, never hear someone sound that into taking my clothes off. That's true. Usually it's just like kicking off my shoes, and like pulling can, then I guess we're getting naked now then it's kinda like it's never like passion, and theon. Maybe you have to spend this next year getting into like, funny body shape and then go back through everyone again and then you get it like a bunch of times. Oh, yeah. You don't really wanna hear when I take my when I take my clothes off. Don't do it. Bye. I wanna have d'orsay film those lighters by lighters. It means my big balls. Dammit, cool. That's great. Yeah. So a little down the yeah, you know, would downbeat episode with a lot of divergences says, is, as I never going to live that down. I'm I don't actually know what the word is not. I'm not entirely sure what the right the right. Word is there are all. Downbeat episode. It's right. We're just just chilling man. I'm like, I'm sitting here I've set my lights to what was Antar tick Aurora. So I'm gonna dark room that's just filled with like red and blue lights drinking red wine. I'm yeah. I'm in zone one. I'm like, you know it's good. It's all right. Debit down that road. Sometimes. Here in the zone, autozone. I mean, autozone. Right now it's pretty. Are you really? You know. What's the car horn? That's one fucking bump. Oh, god. We hasn't mixed connections are missed connections, might God. My throat dry miss connections are our interns eleven today. That's great. Let's do it. We didn't get a ton of questions. So we'll. Put the word out like two seconds before we started really fucking drop the ball. We'll record something this week. We'll get to him. Then we'll get to him that no problem. Now. All right. Let's read them. I to start the music here. I disclosed a soundboard I'm really off my game tonight before the fucking soundboard app loaded with ninety the bumps fucking dies. We should. Really? We. We can cut that out. There's no greater luxury meeting. Lug sherman. Looks Bor or both on five key academy. There's no luxury to me at this point then episode where I don't have anything or slapped together, I time line. I like click the roof, you places, make sure we're still like we're not drifting. I've heard from Marvan, more people, and I've lately that we're still the best podcast. I'd be very concerned if we weren't 'cause podcasts are fucking awful nightmare now there's only of all the ones that are on out there. Most of them, don't last past the tenth episode. Yeah. I'm not surprised at all by that. But we're the old the old blow of new coat of paint. Raking still break to the keep going keep fucking going. That's the pink persistence. My God persistence is the death of desire or whatever hybrid said. You know, Andrew I remember when you used to work at bow season, Katie. He used to work at bow season. Katie, I know we felt cave. Okay. They used to work at bow season. Katy which is close to dress XL Taylor's. I think he's in Pennsylvania now manage close while always close. Wow. He's probably done a few listens in his life. God. Yes. Going to talk about how he had sexually wife a bunch. And then they got in the worst argument that the way it happened. And if you do one thing for yourself this week mine, thirty five minutes, a sit on your couch and watch just XL t-. Explain his marriage dissolving. Faulk. But nevertheless, used to work at both Katie. I know we felt the track to each other even though I wanna relationship I wanted to ask you out. Oh, your name with a J C. Who do we know who's name starts? Wow. Your name's Jay Justa. I don't wanna post your full man. You had black Brown long, gorgeous hair. Wow. That is sometimes your hair restraint and sometimes curly back you always look great. I'd over black cheap if you noticed, I would come into the store weights, I guess there's a store called Bo sees in. Yep. Texas is weird. You always knew kind of cigarettes. I, I wanted if you remember me semi message with your name, please. I'm currently running for president, you might remember me. All Rourke only. Yeah. I we should expose beta as a person who hits on a gas station workers. I don't think he needs, exposing for that this dude is so clearly somebody would skeletons in his closet. It's all talking about something if you align yourself with do dudes we're in after drive in. Then you say you're from that era. You have definitely done some fucked up shit ham, or fucking dressing room in Chicago, or something really messed up because most of those bands raid, fucking get up kids. They all talk in very hush tones about the past when no go when my space lost all that shit all that debt beta. Thank god. All of his God. All. Fucking like girl wanna talk long haircuts and white belts is now in the fucking dustbin of history. Yeah. Pete pierced hips. Talking break Pedo Pierce, hips. Beta love one of a gun near fuck. You. Anyway. Okay. All right. That bego. Wow. The also I want you to model from my heart like hardcore clothing and my Arcor clothing industry. My, my label Mike, my street, wear late will I might merge company. I'm studying. Clink clink clink. It's called clink clink clink, because that's the sound that the belt buckle makes on the hardwood floor when I'm about to hit it hard. Clink clink clink. That's what bay. What? Gained access to some betas mice. Do you remember when, when Trump ass Russia to hack the Clinton campaign? If you're listening get me betas, mice base messages, please. Please, please. Aim. Consent pictures, and he gets pictures of women who probably weren't eighteen. Oh, no Russia. If you're listening betas photo bucket account. Oh my God. Please flicker please. Please gonna be a lot of pictures of a brick wall lawn chair on its side Bassi was trying to sell in Craigslist or. Appears. I picture of a woman's mount. Moans Vernice, LA labia, major minor labia labia may lady'll major minor with a shotgun tattoo all the way down her leg Russia, do it and. Yes. And it says ex- ex- ex- right about all right below her navel. So, you know, when you go down that you're going down on an edge woman, says that tastes like vegan ice cream because he's pure. Taste like straight edge ice cream. You looked up at Arnie say, wow, you taste. So ed's. Now I feel I just Faulk him so hard. Oh, so as. Thought you make like Steve Hurley porn, only like yeah. I just fuck ya. Some extra porn. I remember there was a big to do when I was somebody had a bridge. Nine records banner. Hanging over them all their fucking. God net, right where you're at. Bridge. Nine cool. I'm bored better. Okay. Well, anyway, so Russia, get us beta shit as Fatos shit laid a wall both. Shotgun off to ninety. I thought you were attractive. We ate at the same time CI table across from each other today. You are married, and was with your husband and son. I wouldn't mind getting. Oh, my God is sixty is houses, probably, I wouldn't mind getting to know you and see if something can develop shot in the head. Yeah. What you wore or how old your son is fuck now, now now now tell me what you are where your son goes to school. My god. Like a latchkey kid. He's kinda home alone for a little a little while for noon, something like that. Yeah. Maybe maybe your work until, like seven and he gets home at three thirty back door locks on forum. You know, maybe it'd be like a situation where I'm pretend I'm I'm working for the power company. There's yeah. Maybe of gain entry. You know what I mean? This is Texas after all. A real soon. Yeah. See a real soon living in a crawlspace above the fucking above the first floor apartment in the place. You live. I'm living in your house. Gary in Hider in the house, you have no idea. I live in the catchall room where all of your all of your fucking fucking Lula row will get Leroux leggings. You can't so wonderful. Cool. Speaking of yoga pants, this one's called yoga, pants memorial park. Great memories. I don't know how to break it to you. But I saw you running memorial park and your variety. Yours, spelled wow. You are a lot. I want to get the I want to get your name, God people in Texas are the worst. Fall into the ocean with Florida. Please cheeses. I want to get your like I thought your I wanna get your name. I need your name, are you into y'all white professional educated friendly loving miles. Let's chat. I saw you at the park, we covered this fucking. Hey, you're not educated the educated not friendly. You just as you want to ask her fucking full me. I'm gonna go to memorial park and I'm gonna find this guy hit him with a shovel. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna go through the process of getting a job with the Katie department of public works and work in the park to see this dude, I'm gonna hit him in the leg the end a casino gonna hit him. And. Whole, maybe not that old. But I missed you on the second lap I was going to pull you back. Running running away anywhere you were she was running away from this part. I was going to pull you over and chat. I'm single are you, my God? Whole you over your police officer to top it all off the icing on the terrible cake. It's law or one of our one of our first responders one of our finest. That eleven man God damn why did you have to happen? I hate saying first responders. You know what that nine eleven? We wouldn't have that livestream all good. Find. Ton of nine eleven and my stream lately. The. Now that's fine. Me bankas fault that Steph actually, I'm gonna ask her about not. I'm not wasn't as jobs, the final, where we gotta get press passes you gonna go back there and fucking romance by talknet. Stephen paddock being fucking radicalized and then really we just gotta get her to log into YouTube on your laptop and to see. Good point. Yeah. What's your go watch? Your go perfect. It'd be the first episode of watcher alga. Hey, exceed. So what we do is we log into your YouTube on our computer, and then we look at your history, see what you're out dribs like she's like, oh, John does like Billy. Making like cutthroat sign from, like across from. Billy's just smiling and tuning guitar DJ bone break is oh, they have the original drummer, they're going to be slow is so good. He is fucking. A couple of weeks ago. He's like a quick he's on it. He's like fucking. It's not like going to see fucking like motor head with the dude got fucking emphysema mask on ships like really good. The guy guy named fast. Eddie is is not fast, exactly or stranglers where the guy can't play for more than two songs like he comes he plays and then some other like young kids sits in for them. They don't play skin deep ever so fuck that. Parking garage Galleria. I came to work early parked up. No, I can't. I can't get down these Texas. Nobody uses punctuation like it's just it's all one word. All one parenthetical. Okay. The middle start over. Right. Can we start again? I came to work early parts on the upper level. The parking garage way from all the other cars, because I needed every release before war. I was a woman women need that shit. See minimum in. I've, there's women who forgot it works men men if men for audit where I haven't, I haven't Fred at this job the chemical factory for four. Okay. It's refreshing, there's a woman who freaks at work. Wow. I was in heels and had my pin skirt for less dance you walk har- with a woman and said, I'd be crazy, not wanna sleep with you and then murdered by an axe murderer. Shot, you're right through the skull. Pens ahead stuff in my legs apart. I was pretty engaged on the verge and I didn't realize you parked next to me. I really distracted. Now, as you came to your passenger side to get your briefcase you spotted me and stared. What finally got that feeling someone was watching me and jumped y noticed you put my car in reverse in left? You had a real nice looking tent in your pants and was roaming. It hastily as I left. This is like the part of parking garage beats off. Maybe we should get to park fucking garage early. Another day. I mean, wait you hold on. Oh. With back there at eight AM the next day. Oh, sure. Oh every we all week. Gotta see lead was never happened to me. So fucking can't sleep at night because of it. He's like early pussies. I came to work early exit at the mall. What's happening here. The Houston Galleria, which is a dead mall. So she must work in the office. See we can kid if we are assholes triangulate. That's true. Fucking. Fucking fortune child lag situation. Well that was the one woman that works on the office at the Galleria. And well, I'm gonna give our call. Maybe even frigging off a little bit. It was let's, let's get out of the parking rods onto the boss, right? Bus driver number four medical center. No. Most driver for three two. I was coming from the bar, and we started to talk. You are very handsome, how Texas is fucking wastelands. I sitting on the bus driver, you very handsome. You said you like wine and martinis, and that God, you're so unique. Yeah, wow. You like alcohol free in your thoughts. Excellent me, guess smoking cigars. And watching bad TV shows, too. Every episode of madman. Nightside I find for index files to becoming. All right. I actually do Peter Thomas great narrator. Peter. Thomas. Sorry, I put on Thomas Reiter. He's great he's and that this was your last night or the night when I was leaving off of the bus. I'm just gonna read this. I'm not gonna correct anymore. I'm not when I was. Four period of I was reading of the bus, I can't do it. Period really sells it so hard for. When I was leaving of the bus, I told you the handsome you were, oh my God. Lower case I didn't wait four letter number for you to say something, I regret that too, period. Ellipses I didn't ask number four your name to period. Ellipses bus number four on may eighteen ha. If you see this at may up, I heard miracles does exist LL and you told me you drive longer shift of works, because you like what also you told the amount you pay for rental. I wish you could see this and we go grab a nasty Biro. Excellent, you caught this person's Renta mount but didn't catch. What, what in the mother fuck? What, how is that possible? Sorry. Now, sometimes to ask people, their rent them out. And I wouldn't find myself in that situation how fucking thing sometimes what happens on the ends that way. And they could have been lovers if they try to a little bit harder. Yes. He just likes to drive long distances. Because what? Because why has wants? In quadruple ellipses. Let's go get a nasty beer. Some number six for no reason here. Amd per sand fucking grumpy cat meme. Oh, I'd love Justin abandoned, the grumpy cat. Oh, yeah. It's a bunch of people crying. Really bad. Put those in the faith place. I found myself hoping that somebody funny dies because the, the rips have been really not just dudes and fans lately. But, you know, I have something to tell you, I hope you don't get offended. I won't be your big sexy. That's true. Sexy. You have curves always get my attention. I know most people don't see what I see how large is so sexy. I'm not sure how to approach you. I don't wanna seem to forward and scary away. Maybe you are spelled y while you are married, I wouldn't I wo- would t mind, I'm in professional work environment. I wouldn't. Yeah. Clearly a English as a second line and fucking open up the books there. Check out how this company communicate. Yeah, let's get you foyer the outlook records on out but it was working. It was shit Russia. You're listening, please not sure how to approach you. I don't wanna seem to forward scarier way. Maybe you're married, and I wouldn't mind, I'm in professional work environment. So I should know how to ask you on clean cut. Funny and passionate. There's gotta be a way to make you know that I desire your bigger side. I mean. Yeah, you just you say that. Trying to respect what I would really urge you to do is walk up this woman and say, I like your bigger size, and see how that works that works. I. Be like, hey, Patty. Ted. Yeah. Professional ted. Hi Patty, and I have something to tell you and that's not work-related. Oh, wow. Okay. Anything? It's a little personal. Mabel Mabel, grab an office. Grab grab scrabble conference. Okay. Fire? Protests. Patty. Look, first of all, I'm protests. So if you in one word what would it be? Oh professionals. Correct. That's correct reason why they call me protest. I'm clean cut. Funny and passionate. Oh, I didn't know the third one. Would you like to? There's gotta be a way to make you now that I desire, your you believe in passion. Passionate Todd the Ghana made him. And he rips a shirt off rips up search shirt up the big boobs flying out. She's like, I never been with a man who likes me, then I in the heat pauses and says, well, and then of like sexy are out of the room for a minute. But then he's like I desire, your bigger size and she's like auditors say. Why for Ted? I didn't think that turns out, she has the body morphine. She doesn't think she's big. Brain goal. And he's like, like they stop kissing. She's like, hold on how real. Re hold on. What you think I'm being? He's like you're here. Big unsexy. You have curves that always get my attention. I know most people don't see what I see how large is so sexy. I'm not sure how to approach you. I don't wanna seem to Florida scare you away my mind. Higher office concede to the glass. Whispering amongst each other wrinkle, they've fat. He's asked touched the Cisco button. And now the entire office has now Cisco live is now. American pied fucking seat. And he's like, well, you're not you're not not smaller voluptuous and she's like ooh. Like on tees, and he's like, whatever. Chore, when they have intercourse at work, and they're like, people are like, I guess. Again, the protests, we leave early. I don't know man runs, like leaving early taking with them like boy. Fong launched that day protests. Protect comes back, and he's like, hey guys how how's it? How's my team doing great? See that. Conference. Call earlier know what's one now is out. I have done this appointment. I had bring the guy to pick the kid up from from Pont hockey practice. What's going on? Nothing, right. I have a I emailed to link check your Email there as the WebEx replay to check that out, you he sees he's like, oh, my God. For people like you guys will take on protect Ryan. Oh, we have course. Yeah. Yeah. Actually signs the checks. You know like. Yeah. You know, even protect sometimes makes mistakes. But at the end of the day, I'm clean cut funny and passionate. As I am. I gonna Ted nothing. I do work. But I am Meyer, the fact that. You're looking for a way to, to let Patty know that you desire, her bicker size, and then new just reached out and did it. Knowing that you might seem to forward and scare her away, almost like winner. Takes it all protests. But the winner Ted. Big pro Ted looks down some Hiles, lapse, a little looks up at them and says group. Let this be a lesson to. When are takes it all? Everyone high fives and fucking screen. Pause. Now he had a hot a hot plate on his desk. He put his hand on. Crazy. Burn myself to feel free. Got a couple more. Whereas my red neck, buddy. He's coming up on Friday. Used to come Andrew used to come over after work. You'd get into it, forcing it down. God verbal an intense to buddies taking care of each other professional span span protests. I was super describe still on. You had a wedding ring of black pickup more boots. Just right. Let me know brings a balance of you're still around. My roommate is still gone, and I can still breathe through my new long is your roommate gone for what is are you? Sure they still live there like you're fucking fucking somebody while you're renting ago, years ago, you're still gone, fucking newsflash check and see if they're still in the room fed to the hawks. The day Derek disappeared on purpose. The day, I Richard Kuklinski ice manned with that sign his drink. Who is there was a guy who killed himself with a hotel and the police had no leads? But then it went on read it and people on read it spent seven years, figuring out who this dude was, and they figured it out, or at least they. They basically figured out what happened. They turned it over the police. The police are family families like. We don't release the information. Oh, that's it? No Closys on the he's in the crawl. What do you think the dryer dryer and forever? So yeah, that's, that's guy, right here. Well, I got one more hundred. And, or maybe two hundred cute. Scientists the violent fem show at the Hard Rock Cafe. Still plan. Apparently they played at a place called jersey village Texas pool. I highly doubt you'll see this, but to the scientists girl, I briefly chatted with last night at the violent fem shell. You are amazingly cute. I wish I had more opportunity to chat with you. Thanks for the smiles made my evening. This is the guy and I still don't know what the name of that instrument was did you look it up. If you see this. Skin flute her back. Myemma childlike. Yeah. I, I got nothing with that one. Come on, man. Yeah. Don't go to. This is my last one, because all of these been very depressing, although thank you to our interns. Good work. Thank you very much. Intern. She said it was. Okay. All right. There you go. I wrote her, I just got the go-ahead. She's like, sure. All right. Thank you Hannah. Flooring, advanced for all the shit. That's about to happen. Like nothing like fame and fortune notes really cool. I have. For work. I've got this group of three people who are just fucking causing problems, dislike very needy. And at the end of this podcast, my watch buzz than I looked one of them being fucking needy. I was like. I was like, are, you know what this afterwards, and then my watches buzz night looked and they solved it in the time that I just didn't respond, but it's so nice. It's great. So I'm very happy right now. Anyway. Sorry. Not vengeance is just when people have fucking problems northern they'll figure it out. Yeah. Exactly that. That's a good management tip. Actually about those. I eat nobody's home. All right. Let me get back on track here to fucking distracted engine grace me and near daughter. Conroe Conroe WalMart near the Yankee melts away. Yankee Meltzer motherfucker you talking about. I'm really attention, grace Mehan near daughter Conrad Conroe, WalMart, Yankee mountaineer, the Yankee melts Yankee melts are Anki, candles that melts in a porcelain thing that people burn in our house, and then I'll feel cleaning up. Fucking burn center, candles, like a hookers, motel room. Hi, you're on the phone talking. And I tried to squeeze between the end cap on the side and your cart, and my shoulder hit and I managed to knock down half the Yankee candle sense style melt cubes. And I said, hi. Gradually. Mommy, I'm her. Hi. Hi. I'm Mel fucking knock down all the melt cubes your daughter's name isn't grace. And neither is mine. But we both said that we were grace seven period, ellipses are the capital G, gorgeous almost perfect bodied woman that looked ten and hot. I looked around WalMart for almost an hour to try and ask you out for drinks and almost an hour hour rate. Still fucking hanging out in WalMart effort our mental patient. I hope you see this. We have that moment, where knocked over them. Broke all that shit. Remember all that shit and not and bubbas and clean it up somebody making Sunday making ten dollars an hour came by and I had a fucking shit. And then Kevin seconds had the come and fucking up after us proud, WalMart, employees, and the second. Yes. I wonder if this last one. Wow. All right. Well, yeah. So I don't really have many questions. I think we should call this because I'm getting tired, and we're probably going to do neither one of these this week. So I'm not too concerned about squeezing all this shit in. Are you interested in the woman at monas- Burger King? How yeah please, yeah. One more. I gave you a Ryan to Albany, instead of waiting for the bus, you told me to call. But your phone is off. Oh, that's strange. Get back get back to me me, white mature guy in sedan. Huge cock I complimented your shoes? Wow. I, I had a comment, and then the I compliment your shoes knocked at my head like a fucking pull Q fucking hitting a ball gone. Whoa. I have another sad on. I'm sorry, sorry, who gets into who gets into a sedan with a older white man when you're waiting for the buck with the demonstrably the mantra of what are you do that is the exact person you don't get new car with, that's wild or you do card. Eight. He was looking for a car. I mean, maybe a ride. No one. P. Maybe they move your. Paul Two guys if you're out there and desperate women to maybe a woman women if your girl desperate, maybe haven't had sex in like a month or a couple of weeks to a bus stops are beat. Yeah. Somebody somebody'll get your car eventually some more definitely getting it'd be a and it's fine. The new often somewhere before work. No, no. You take the guy to your house. Give them a key. Now, you, you go to work the next morning and let him stay. Yeah. That's, that's a great thing to do really carefree. No problem, probably come home. He's using your toaster, or you come home, and he's Michael Keaton in. What was that movie were watching Pacific Heights? Victim. That movie was something else. God. Now you know what? I'm not gonna read any of the save you. Are you going back and forth on this? All right. Well, what's our what's our sponsor situations? Anyone dropped us yet. No. Number is cool. I read her coffee product of California deal by now still I haven't received my coffee, it says that it was coming. I think I think I actually I think we did never mind. Yeah, it was on the stove. When I came home to that. Oakland by now you now but I'm not should not have to say anything, but by now you know, it's a coffee subscription service coffee to your front door every two weeks. No muss, no fuss sa-, very easy, very fun. I won't say that fun. But it's it's one of those things that you do to feel important and cool. So do it rhetoric coffee dot com. Easy to sign up hard to. Sign up this sign up hard to cancel your subscription. Is that where you're going with that, that doesn't sound like a great move, these at a sign up and the hard to criticize impossible to stop them from debiting your accounts multiple times, more than just how why did they do this six times, and understand, I'm so close to overdrawing, and it just keep charging me for coffee. What is this? Not that not that guys the opposite of that. Vice killer. Come on. Definitely my car. I'm gonna come my my own. Kill the woman for coffee. She's in a few no stopped me Jove are all the way back to the local and anyway, I know also, if you like vintage clothing, why don't you stop? Stop scrolling on Instagram looking at thoughts and guys and friends, you talk to and use it for something for a change go to older ghosts. That's older goes on Instagram and make a purchase a small or large purchase preferably large purchase a vintage clothing. The have your size. They have every size, but the definitely have your size, then they, it's really well laid out and it's an actual licensed and bonded business nuts fly by nights selling their clothes need money for beer type situation this as an actual business Jesse fights, harsh doesn't work. She just fights hard to. The best vintage clothes for you. So what is your choice? Say back to me on listening. That's right. Wow. Go to older ghosts on Instagram. And if you like your photographs taken, and you have eight thousand dollars to spend not really. But it'd be nice. You can I mean, he's not gonna keep your card every month. Yeah. Does Aussies cleaned us out destitute right now because those those, but the, the photos came out great? Dan Seaney check him out everywhere. Just go Ghalam motherfuckers famous taking pictures of famous, people better than better than I mean he's like the Arne pile of the fashion scene. The man who took the photo of the marines, raising the flag at he will Jima interesting. I didn't know that little factoid Ernie Pyle he should if there was a Pulitzer prize, you know of. You know, the fact that all those guys died on what you like. Person fucking raising that flag is a live talk about it. They're all. Yep. They died later that week, Ernie Pyle saw them die and took their photos those photos. He pose next to the bodies like hunter next Mike guys, when you're climbing Everest, and you're supposed to take a photo of like fucking like Mallory do. Took a selfie next Malary's by Patagonia. Parka. Okay. Bet you wish you had this, you stay warm, high your, your oil, skins, and job, purrs didn't keep you warm. Did they? He's five piece five advert. Mallory Mallory, if you stayed alive long enough, you would have known that a woman was named after you on a great sitcom called family ties. Mallory tied it all together their family tied at all together. They're slam dunk trailblazers and six probably not cheese. All right. Right. Well, this has been a weird one. Oh my God. We didn't talk about the fact that, that dude did another fucking not today Satan. Yep. He did. I just wanted to get that in there. Real quick RIC flair we salute you for doing your third third. Time's a charm your third today Satan. It's good eight fucking manage indestructible. Yeah. The he was having a routine like procedure, and he disliked stud and started getting all lightheaded and shit. And I guess, maybe if you get dropped on your head seventy thousand times in your career, maybe you start getting lightheaded at some point, but he was fine. But everybody everybody wants him to die so hard that it took the ball and ran with TMZ. Everybody like workflows critical condition. I came every fucking like wrestlers the average age for wrestler die is like thirty eight and this is like he's like the fucking black swan of you cannot kill this duty just keeps going fucking coke Amana. Dead fund as with any make up to forty. And what was his name, Chris Benoi, his family and himself? And, you know, he's no, great, shakes, Sean O. Shawn Michaels is still alive. Must've been very hard for Crispin wanna kill himself arms or so short. Short arms long pockets. Photos that he has like these bizarre little T Rex arms. He's got very strange body. It's very weird. He might be on. He might have been undeveloped, but underdeveloped, but he's he had what it takes. Will almost certainly never get into heaven now that it goes to and the hawks are goes to heaven. They will not tack again. Now, certainly not the song was not written for Chris Benoi murderer of his wife and child. Maybe when Papa John go goes to hell for practicing black magic Deltec up again. And it'd be the greatest tag team in the land. Bava Shang, go Chris, Ben wa who book this bul boring. So this match never end. So this is hell this is keeps going forever. Hell is a how Untel visored how show or the crowd just keeps chanting barring, and the food is and you can't leave my God. It's fun. Crispin want Papa Shang over the nasty boys will never end it. A hardcore match where they nobody gets hurt and it just goes on for fucking ever, and the Rena incredibly hot and everybody smells, and there's no women around. I'm gonna do good in this world. So I don't go to that. Yeah. Because there's a separate hell for women. Oh, god. It's just kidding. Now that everybody knows separate hell for children. Not for women children after like Adam rich. That's the first child actor I thought of rich, I don't remember it was in. It was an emergency. With Lauren grain. I don't know. You fuck you're talking about. An eight is enough Adam rich. Again that was my weekly first celebrity off the top of my head moment. I worked. And it was a fucking weird one. All right. I'm out. I don't know what to do. It doesn't anymore this morning. And I thought I the peop- the person I can't with Lorena Bobbitt. I mean, she's sort of a news again, though. She's like kind of in culture. Again, I think somebody's deduct mentally about or some shit. So they, they dug that up and all came of it, it was like it was kind of like me to John Bobbitt, which is fine. I mean, I guess, but he just came across as very regretful and sad. I don't think anyone was unclear on the dynamic there. Like it was understood. But the, the person that came out smelling, the worst was Howard, Stern. Is that right? That are like, yeah, we'll he gave John Bomba platform. And it was like, yeah. This dude is trying to squeeze fucking heat and ask for the celebrity came to him. And they're asking for forget. He's trying to squeeze every dollar out of the fucking, six months, that people actually news name and didn't work out. Doing porn doing Howard Stern show. He's doing his house of the VN's because he got chopped off Jesus. And I could've just stab them in the fucking face. Yeah. Probably more off in retrospect, right? I mean you try to count on the way but. Run him over with his own car. That's a really good one. Let's see him with a golf club. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know what you do. We put, but thin film of butter all over the kitchen floor. And then he falls and hits his head. It's really good. It's nice edge of the counter that's that fucking what was that documentary and net flicks. Electric car was who killed the electric car. There's there's documentary on Netflix about this guy who they say killed his wife. They found her at the bottom, I was called the staircase, a great one to two so weird. But do you know the other theory of this, that they don't talk about Ed single moment? In that documentary, there's a theory that she was a tact by a barn, owl and that she ran into the house to get the barn owl offer and try to run up the stairs and fell backwards because she had our, like gauging your eyes out and fell back and hit her head and they found like an hour. Feather that had no business being there in the blood, and there's like there's somebody like investigator who is fully convinced that she was attacked by a bar. Now, all the all the wounds are consistent, and it's just it's insane bizarre, fucking turn of events that, that may have it. Wow, when we're done with this. Google the staircase barn owl. And it's just it's fucking wild. I actually knew this case before the documentary just because the bar now will thing somehow entered my, my world and halfway through watching the documentary. I'm like, oh, mother fucking shit. Then. Google wild love that. All right. Well, this has been to twenty-five be goodwill. Maybe we'll maybe livestream. X. Vanco. We'll all be talking about Stephen paddock being radicalized by keep saying this until we somehow got cancelled regret. Bring my. Really should fucking. All right. Good. Y'all. Cast. Fast. Jeff. Best when? John. Went by. Curtains. Down.

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It has taken US months two months during the pandemic it has taken US two months without our city. I know many of you are complaining because you don't like the show that we're presently doing for you you You have to be a special kind of unreasonable to shut us down with criticism at this particular time for not being able to give you the show that you are used to. I'm sorry no one's more frustrated. Trust one I tell you. No one is more frustrated by that than we are. I went to the highest levels the highest levels. Yesterday STU gods to see if I can get Mike and me back in our studios just us. But I don't know and we don't know it's being checked into what the liability issues are so we can bring you the show that you're accustomed to but with our Joni Art of Parts Nathan Net cable today with our junk yard of parts. Hey congratulations yes just arrived today. The computer took a full five weeks to get here to employees. Were furloughed who responsible for getting the computer here but we have a second computer and we have an Ethernet cable. The worldwide leader in sports is down here after five weeks. Oh we are going to attempt to successfully execute a bit in the next segment that try I did? That's right. It got to do why I remember as I guess. We're going to take a stab at comedy again. Want to lower your expectations. Them real low do not put them to high. The audio quality imports is trash. So bad mean. What do you think of this tweet here from somebody directed at our show? Where are you getting this info about? What the fans want. All I hear is a bunch of people who need sports to survive the media talking about how bad the fans need sports back. The fans don't need sport. You need sports no I made. Certainly we need sports because we make a living off of talking sports but everyone needs sports or want sports I mean. That's that's patently absurd. I mean obviously it means as much to us as anyone but fans want sports back. They wanted retainment back. They want some normalcy back. They want anything that reminds them of where their lives. Were you know twelve weeks ago as I would certainly do? I'm not certain we should be playing them. Dan Schwartz would certainly go a long way in providing that fans want sports back. That's ridiculous put it on the poll. Actually because I disagree a little bit with you in this respect I do believe the media wants sports back more than fans want sports back. I don't mean that that doesn't matter to fans. I'm just saying that the media gets money off of this. It makes our jobs easier. It's not an entertainment escape. It allows us to do all of this stuff much easier to have things that are natural connection points or put it on the pole Guillermo at Lebatardshow who want sports back more fans or media. I've got this for you to STU gods at quote here from David Falk Michael Jordan's former agent. Tony Kornheiser always used to call him a bird of prey because he looked like a bird of prey and before Scott. Boris as the hated agent and sports. There was David Fall. If you're not legally blind and you watch this ten hours and don't realize that this is the greatest player of all time. You should probably start watching Roller Derby says Michael Jordan's former agent David Fall now. I am not legally blind and I do not believe that this is the greatest basketball player I have ever seen. I don't want to have that discussion because I think it's parsing hairs but I'm going to take your eyes checked who could do more things and is fifty pounds heavier regardless. You're allowed to disagree what I'm here to tell. You is a documentary. Isn't changing my mind on this but the very last thing that's going to change my mind on this is Michael Jordan's agent. He's he's literally the last person on earth that I'm going to allow to change my mind on this subject. Somebody who profited five to ten percent of everything Michael Jordan was making whenever it is that he was representing him totally fair. But if it's not the Asian if it's not Larry Bird if it's not magic Johnson if it's not Charles Barclay a friend of years at a person that irrespective it's not Pat Riley who retired Jersey Jordan. At the Heat Serena even though Jordan never played a single game for the Miami Heat. If you're not going to believe those people Kobe Bryant when he said it on the documentary. Then who are you gonNA believe? I made seriously my is an inch. Jersey is the way that you meant to that. It's okay. I make all those mistakes very jerseys Jordan. It's okay we do that all the time. We're talking many many hours a day. The only reason I pointed out is that if I don't you will get hit with the avalanche and so if we do it to ourselves it usually keeps the cruelty slightly away for a moment but I want everyone here to take a deep breath. You Walk Up. I want everyone here to take a deep breath. I don't actually want to have the conversation again. Lebron or Michael. Whatever you can think whatever you WanNa think that's okay. I am not going to agree with David. Falk is agent just because he says ridiculously on the extremes that I should watch roller derby if I don't agree with him dated references right says my Chris. Did you have something here that you wanted to say to me? To God's to the people of America who did you want to talk to Mike? I know you said you don't want to go down the rabbit hole of the greatest of all time debate but Kendrick Perkins chimed in on this on social media earlier. This week he had his top five. Most all around players of all time were had Lebron number one and he had his top five most skilled players of all time and he had koby above Jordan. God Okay we have a handful of people. Okay here at the network yesterday. It wasn't even someone at the network. I've gotTa thank our beloved Blake Snell yesterday. Tampa pitcher that none of us would have been thinking about under other circumstances but because we are in the driest sports time in the history of modern America. Because we're in the middle of it. I want to thank anyone who says the thing what I don't WanNa do. Stu Gods is thank anyone who is saying the thing with the top five list. Because I'm tired of you or Lobski putting Carson Wentz in your quarterback top-five tired of all your top fives. I'm tired of US Stephen. A Smith Putting Russell Westbrook in your top five of guys. You take right now to build a team around. I'm tired of all you. People trying to agitate me with your bull bleep. Top Five list that don't take any activity whatsoever making a top ten list. Show me something. We cut it back with a bit a bit that has been produced necks today on. Espn daily before the Bulls won their ninety eight title. They want a grueling series against the Indiana. Pacers Jalen rose recalls going up against Jordan in that series and why he sees. Mj As the greatest that's espn daily presented by marathon. These days we have to travel smart. Marathon can help by improving engine performance with quality top tier gasoline marathon. Fueling the American Spirit Dallas scribner review. Espn daily available. Wherever you enjoy your podcasts you finish the last segment weeping because the last dance is going to be over on Sunday but there is an after show on Tuesday at eight. Pm ON ABC hosted by Stephen a Smith. Hopefully it'll be better than what happened with Tiger King when they tried to capitalize one more episode at the end of Tiger King. That's Tuesday night. Abc People are wondering why it is on ABC instead of ESPN. I'm going to guess without knowing anything that Stephen as new contract put some stuff on. Abc television. I don't know anything. It's just an assumption. I'm making before I go any further before I get to the bit that we have created Let's updates to God's tournament because the last two or still standing and the game is this weekend. This is march madness deep into May. Billy says he's got an nit cooked up. We're going to get to that at some point because we're going to get a lesser looks like in an it tournament. We're GONNA do that over the course of the next couple of months but we've got two remaining fighting for the championship yesterday. Gods what you have here. I was GONNA say probably should've built up to the real tournament. Nit First then the tournament that's it. I'm sorry now disagree all pizza all of it. So let's go ahead. These are finalists. I don't believe one deserves to be here but regardless here are finalists. Let's do four. I Mike Leach knocked out Mike Leach. Always waking up a naked and a crop circle is no longer in but this is Andy. Reid looks like the small town. Sheriff that falls asleep while watching. The prisoners wakes up briefly to yell out. Who's there to no one in particular and immediately falls back asleep while the prisoners continue to carefully reach for the jail cell keys dangling from his belt. We thought the beat I disagree. It's GonNa be tough to be and I don't even think it should have been in this tournament. I feel like I should have heard the nit tournament so let's hear who it is. That Andy Reid is going up against Stephen Adams. Looks like Poseidon's less successful brother jealous. Sidon God of canals inland waterways. It's a it's the finals. You could vote at Lebatardshow on twitter and because we have finally created a bit. We don't have time to do it here but let's just set it up because we are going to do at ten thirty. The bit is going to be done here in about ten minutes. I didn't do this on purpose. I just ran out of time cleaning stuff up but just so that you have some context in the event that you haven't been watching. Espn in the event that you haven't been consuming ESPN related material the thing that we're spoofing the series ESPN campaign video. Hashtag Dear Sports. This is what it sounds like. This is heavy dear sports your sports sports sports. Where do I began so much? Can't wait to have you back. This might be long gone without and loves you since I was Yuban portable the wife of the preventing. You have been with me since I was a little girl when I fell madly in love with you for all of my life. You've been the thing that has given structure to Mike Distance. Really the sacrifices I learned at a young age Mr Karate missed. The competition missed the characters. I miss the escape. 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This is hard to do at a party at Group of people where you're stealing watches and stuff to get back money that you had reportedly lost the previous day. But we'll get to that story in a second because I gotta think teams are thinking themselves. There's nothing to get in trouble over right now. Please don't get in trouble. The media doesn't have anything to talk about. They're just going to end up talking about you. Don't do that but you just heard a moment ago. Something that was drenched in Syrup. We all Miss Sports but it sounded like Scott. Van Pelt misses a more than the rest of us do a structure had been provided to the entirety of his existence. Because of sports. So we tried to do it a little bit different and I hope you forgive us because we are mad that they didn't invite us to do anything and haven't invited US and never invite us to do much of anything when they're selling their ESPN product. So this is a product. What billy this is. Uh is lashing out. 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It's not merely Stu gods that he was twenty six thirty six for his career even though he was a pretty good pitcher when he pitched it's that he was drinking the night before. I didn't I didn't know that recently he was. He showed up to the ballpark late. On Mother's Day. This was this was about ten years ago. So Dallas Paradin joins us now as the author of one of twenty one. A perfect game yesterday got. I'm just wondering who gets hammered the night before mother's Day it's a Dallas Brayden does evidently so Dallas is with us. Now we appreciate you being on with us. It's a Saturday night. Why wouldn't you get hammered on a Saturday night? Dallas Brayden with US although most pitchers do not get hammered the night before they're pitching brain. What are you doing want doing voice? Hey look still I don't know if you own one of these but I do. Kinda let you know what days coming up after the one you get through. And that's a calendar and for me mother's Day on the calendar was never something. I was circling high school. I'm not I'm not excited about this about anticipating this. I've got my grandmother here and it's like look if if you and I can wake up and get through today that's going to be as victory for us well. I was at a point where I was. You know I wasn't processing things well and I wasn't doing myself any favours and instead of doing what I dug my entire career. You know two days before. Start touching zero alcohol rested relaxation Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. Well I just said you know what the hell with it. Today's not a great day being Saturday. Sunday doesn't look too great either. 'cause I'm hearing at that calendar thing. I know what Sunday represent so. Yeah you know what let's go in titus one on. I got a couple of boys here from the college down the street. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA throw some back in the next thing. I know I look up at three. Am We've been partying all night? And I realize Oh. Do you have a pitch tomorrow tomorrow? Shut DOWN AT SOME POINT IN TIME. And and that's that's kind of how that went so I mean if I'm being honest you know just just just kind of be serious seconds. The reason I really never talked about it is because I have so much respect for the preparation required to go out and compete. I wasn't someone who wanted to blow the whistle and tell the story about getting completely box the night before with other kids on a college team because these are kids who are looking at me like man. You're where I WANNA be like. I would love to be getting ready for big-league start tomorrow and instead I'm in college here but I'm getting to on kids absolutely faced right now with a guy getting ready to go pitch in the Big Leagues Tomorrow. So that's pretty cool but that really wasn't the message. I was trying to convey or the example. I was trying to. That's you know but if I'm being real I'm not worried about other people at that point in time. I'm worried about finishing off that bottle over there and get into bed and forgetting about wife but it works so well to perfection. You try to get the next start like why would you not do or is that a question? I don't tell me a guy who got you for the first time sees the ninth inning of a major league game is the first. I'm gonNA throw a perfect. I'M GONNA I'm GonNa need to Redo that like that's never going to happen again. I've never thrown a complete games really in my head. I'm going yeah. This isn't about a perfect game. This is about getting through nine innings. So I'M GONNA go ahead and need to double down on this spectrum. All doubles the next time and the let's see history show up twice. How did you celebrate with your grandmother that day we actually East? It was funny Because the night before I went to a local pizza joint and picked up some pizzas and we came home and me and the boys watched UFC and then proceeded to just kind of rage. You know little mini Rangers Like I said throughout the night I left that field and ordered a pizza on the way home and before I even got home. Went and picked up that pizza from the same place didn't have to pay for this and went home just proceeded to put it like this. My Grandma's seventy nine years old right now as a member of several wine clubs and Mrs Zero Opportunity to celebrate anything so Sunday night. It was a little a little hair of the dog. Will you know and I didn't really. I didn't really have much say in that short of my grand doing cakes thin in the backyard. We were now through it again. Can you name? How many perfect game pitchers can you name Dallas? Oh man I mean I'll start with UH start with what Mr Larson I don't WanNa put you out. I put because we only got three or four yesterday. I don't WanNa make you feel bad about this like we didn't do well with this. We got like Dennis Martinez. Len Barker you. We didn't. We didn't get very many well. You know it's it's it's funny because if I don't know it's Kinda weird like I. I still consider myself even a part of that group. Like I'm the guy like you know I'm GonNa do showed up. I got the invite incorrectly. Got The right direction law and I showed up and I'm like well I guess we'll we'll let them hang out you know that's that's kind of how. I feel so the reason I can can only think of a few names honestly it's because and I mean no disrespect to to these individuals. Put the FELLAS. You just mentioned Mr Barker Listener Martinez Mr Cone Mr Welsh those are individuals that I I kind of look for on the baseball because those are like all right. You know what I'm not signing that Mr Larson I'm not signing next to a lot of these people and it seems like they're like Oh you're left handed throw right after David Wells. That'll be and I'm like Oh okay. That'll work you know so. I don't really process the the the gravity of it because I don't I don't know I just feel like it I'm going back and I'm Kinda tasted myself you know and and I'm not I'm not really into that Dallas Brayden with us on. Espn radio A. Did you see Blake Snell's comments yesterday about? He's not playing. It's not worth the risk. He has seen eighty thousand people. Die In the two months since he said if I get it I get it and he says I'm not playing unless I'm paid correctly. Not for a pay cut. Yeah no I I saw it and you know what's weird is a lot of people jumping on snow about the shift in position and it's almost like it's almost like if you don't have information and then it becomes available you shouldn't go out and educate yourself or inform yourself then maybe shift your position. That's not allowed. I thought that was street. Legal thought that was educated. Not In sports brayden. Don't you understand sports radio if we can't you an inconsistency or you're just being we will rip you for taking on new information. That's exactly what's going on here and I can't for the life of me understand like for for for for a plumber and Tammy the teacher if they were show up to work and be told. Hey actually Have that paycheck Gaw. That's that's GonNa be gone right now. All right we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA to start there. You're only getting half of what you're getting because we can only let you show up half the time and Joe the plumber and Kimmy. The teacher like you know what that sucks didn't see that coming but I guess it is what it is. That's fine we agree to move on. Okay fine and didn't they get a call from their boss and they're like hey you know what we realized Just turn the lights on to get you. Here is totally in the cost. Us More So I don't know that we wanna do that either. But here's the deal we'd be willing to share with you. Whatever it is we do they. Well what are you guys? Make out can't tell you that we can't we get to tell you that much but we looked just like for you to jump on board and take these laws is with us right. Because we're here to privatize begins Loesch allies the losses. Were ready to be my teammate. Who WANTS TO DO BUSINESS? Nobody in the world nobody in the world. I just spoke with Tony Junior yesterday and I asked him. Hey when POPs was out there rake in every pitcher that stood on the Mount Cook. All-star break did he ever get to revisit with ownership and tackle a little cake onto that contract? Not something that happens. 'cause the Guy Making League Minimum Dan stew that guy he goes down performs and his all star. He doesn't get to go to the ownership and go. Hey guys look as a minimum bass player here. I producing at an all star rates. So I think we both understand what the next logical move is right. You're going to rip up my minimum salary and you're going to pay me for producing it. An all star level right now. Isn't that what happens? Oh no that's not what happened so much so instead. The public would rather side with billionaire owners. Now let me let me put Kenny. The teacher and kill the. Let me give you a little more perspective here. Those are hold on hold on Dallas. Hold on I want to do this with you where you have the room to do it. So let's do it in the next segment stay right there. We'LL GET BACK TO DALLAS BRADEN'S TAMMY. The teacher analogy in a second. Just hold on if you missed. Any of our interviews. Please check them out on demand and the Dan Lebatardshow podcast brought to you by capital with capital one. You could open a new checking savings account with no fees or minimums welcome the banking reimagined capital. One what's in your wallet approval required Capital One and a member. Fdic we'll continue a Dallas Braden here just a second day of the time for straight talk brought to you by straight talk wireless one of those interviews. It can be found stupidity. It was the second most famous person on stupidity. Recently Rory mcilroy. I was told it was a very good interview was to God's you will all be able to hear it if you have not heard it in twelve minutes Dallas Brayden with us now again on. Espn radio Forgive my presumption that you had the time to spend another segment with us without asking you. I just didn't want to interrupt your point so you were saying. Dallas saying quarantined and I've got absolutely nothing going on Yeah I was saying that the owners you gotta understand these billionaire owners now that they told the teacher and Joe the plumber that they're only gonNA be making half the money and they're only getting half the hours and now they wanNA revisit that negotiation because the money that would be coming into willing to split doesn't what to attract it to them so they wanNA find another way to make it. Okay remember. Those are the billionaires that you're siding with your in the public. Those are also the same billionaires that will tell the teacher Joe the plumber that you're going to stay in this job title for a certain period of time and you're going to have this job responsibility for a certain period of time and regardless of your production at the point in time where you would start to elevate yourself and demand a different level of pay. I'm going to shift your job. Title effectively keeping you away from a ability to earn more money. That's what owners do service time manipulation these billionaires that Joe the plumber and Tammy the teacher or getting railroaded by or the same people that Joe. The plumber attack. The teacher going baseball players. Can't you guys see what's going to happen to these billionaires if you don't come to the table can't you? Don't you guys have a heart? Can you imagine these billionaire sitting in their offices so far removed from all of the all of the danger that you guys are putting yourselves in day in and day out so far removed from the testing protocol? They're not going to even be affected by the rules. And the protocol being put in place or not being used efficiently. Do what you guys feel bad for them. The billionaires and it is mind boggling that that's where the public opinions. That's that you are looking at the ball players as the individuals who need to you know Bowel Movement or get off the pot if you will hear during these negotiations and that's just that's just not that's just not. That's not the piece this would you play. Dal's I've said this is I mean and this is an honest as I can be with a family that I have now a elderly grandmother. Who lives with us? You're asking me to put all of that aside and go. What for you absolutely not not happening. No you show me. What sort of protocol? It's going to be in place and let's talk about it because I've said if you're going to be treating me with exceptional care you know who else deserves that and absolutely needs that. The same individual security guards waving team buses in to the facility. They need that same care. 'cause AT SOME POINT IN TIME. I'm going to be interacting with those people interacting with me and they deserve to know that I'm taking care of. I deserve to know that they are taking care of. There's a level of humaneness and humanity. That has to exist here. That I think is getting as Sean doolittle. So eloquently put it zoomed past. And we're just worried about getting onto a baseball field and we have. We removed ourselves from. What's going on in the country right like the United States? Prove it because we've got a few states opening up shop. We've got a few states shutting down shop on supposed to stay in my bedroom until until August is says Uncle Gavin. Newsom here in California so when you got that going on across the country. It's really tough to figure out how this thing is going to go. We've got less than a minute. Dallas so your thoughts when mark to share after making two hundred sixteen million dollars says on the ESPN Baseball players should play for pennies on the dollar. You hear that and think what I hear that in cringe. I hear that and think how unfortunate must have been to been in a clubhouse with that guy without being able to grow. He's not gonNA you're not GonNa let you stand on on your own you're going to. You're you're going to get the business from from local tax because he's going to tell you how it's going to go and it's really easy with two hundred million dollars in the bank to tell other people to kind of Pony. It's been a very similar situation. Not where I'm the one telling folks what happened but being looked at by veteran. Saying this is what you're going to do this is how it's GonNa go. It's unfortunate that the elder statesmen in our games. It feels like have have lost sight of the battles that they themselves have gone through to get in our group to where we're at his players today Dallas. Thank you Sir Superstrong. As always good talking to you thanks boy. Say we'll see you soon. All Right Wise Rory mcilroy is next. That was straight talk. Brought to you by straight talk wireless no contract no compromise. Your home is important. That's why gyco helps make it easy to save on Homeowner's insurance because home is more than just a place. Home is where he built a giant pillow fort in your living room and when people ask why you have a pillow fort near living room. You say it's for your dog. And when they ask what kind you say chocolate lab and we've a web of lies that's almost as intricate as the crown molding in Fort Pillow. The GEICO Insurance Agency could help protect the pillow. 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Yeah for sure I you know I wanNA play golf for a start an and if we can play golf at an incredible. Course seminal unhealth raise money for frontline healthcare workers. I was excited to get involved. I didn't really get a chance to like. Choose my partner. They were just like you play with. Dj and on your plan these to sweep it mean. I never heard of Matt you all this morning wrong number. One Golfer in the world doesn't five was not in a top hundred. You guys if you lose your in trouble. I'm rooting for you. A little bit of pressure. It'll be it'll be good fun. Rory I've often I go to the Honda Classic. We live here down in south Florida. I go every year. I'm curious about fan. Interactions during events fans heckling. What's the funny when I say funniest reaction you've had with fan on the chorus? What's going to the home is actually got? It's become one of those events right where you expect a little bit of that. You've got the bear trap and stuff and like some guys get put off by it and some guys like it's much and I would be one of those guys I mean. Sometimes if you're happened about band there's guys shot not yet on from behind the roques. You're just like you just go away but you could say the best one. The best one I've had was Beth. Pierre Jump in New York and it was the first ever. Us Open. I played back nine. There was a guy from behind the tendency screaming. We get a haircut. Get a haircut. Cupo whatever on a turned around and this guy's got hared onto his shoulder issue. Now Gordon I know the quarantine there is getting along but it's funny in golf right like I totally get it another sports you go to an NFL on you can scream and you can and players don't like literally three feet away from people and they can you know they can do whatever they want usually. It's so it's not going to be bad but you still at something that you just talked to your dad. Jerry been called symbols most popular member. I'm curious which of the two. Y'All is more excited that you're playing similar. I ever televised match. Yeah I say people stopped calling him. It's just giving ask them to take my daughters. I mean first of all. He's just so lucky to be a member right like I mean he got to know Jimmy Dunn and then he's got the note on the members and they like them for some reason. I mean became a member and he pinches himself every day. I mean there's No way twenty years ago. When he was working in bars back Northern Ireland. He thought he'd be a member of one of the most prestigious golf clubs in America so he loves it. He loves plan there. He loves the members. And he's teasing cited Nike. You know he's GonNa be there on Sunday. He got his couvert nineteen tests and everything and make sure that he's okay to be on and so he's he's excited to be there and watch it and sort of be part of a wonder where he is. We got you know. There's another match up in a couple of talk radio on our Friday while still swannee Ed. So but I'm wondering what you think you're with Brady and Tiger and bill and Manning got this Matt who the favorites to win this thing. Yeah so I actually. I played. I played with Tom on Friday at Sally and lost. We heard. Yeah I'm not GonNa Mention Brady Brady Got Greens. It's hard to win and so home plate. Okay I think he didn't have a driver in the buying so I went over on Saturday morning and I give him one of my backup. Drivers thought for this for their much. I mean I'd say that the advantage has to be for tiger peyton. I mean it's Tigers. Course she plays. They're basically every day. Payton has a bit more time on his and TOM DOES NOWADAYS. So he he's. He's probably more well practiced see. I'd have to give the advantages to tiger impedance. Got that. You'RE GONNA Gamble. Of course what are you? GonNa ask them Thors Rory. Have you noticed Chris Chris? Lots of food expert said his background. Make you. There's a little bit of like a Teal Blue Barn Closet Barn door no big more us. That's very very of the time color. Because he's the Dolphin Fan so there's GonNa be a lot of fun was supper competitive. It feel xactly competitive golf when you're applying. Although you'd be playing against the team it will get gusted. Were tried to say but you have to be in the place of competitive golf. Even if it's for charity to Greg charities it just get out there I guess of Yet is it is. It is played a little bit dine here. The courses down here opened a couple of weeks ago on Palm Beach. So I've been able to get out and play a few Ron's on you'll get some sort of competition but someday I'll be the first time where you know there'd be TV cameras around and being you know there'd be a little bit of a buzz and I think that'll be cool and especially you're going up against the best players in the world leaving the life call. One of the best players in the world is a partner. You still want to go there and give yourself. I'm play well so I'm excited for. I'll be I'll be working pretty hard this week in practice in a bit and making sure that. I'M READY TO GO RORY. I saw Mr Don mentioned that you're going to carry your own bag eight during the match. At least that's the intention. I'm curious not only for this match because I've seen your good example for covert nineteen but also do you think going forward. That's something that could stick for. Pga Tour tournaments. When when those come back? I I don't think so. I think for the most part an integral part of of of our game and on of our our tour and they help a lot like they're not just guys Kinda by you know a lot more than that and we. We sort of had this discussion last week. I'm part of the TJ Terpstra Advisory Council. And I get for social distancing and I get that part of it but you got a thing as well these these. These are being out of a job for months. I guess at this point then. I'm sure they're trying to get back. Got It so. I think it'll be fun to see US carrying our bags on Sunday but I. I wouldn't expect to see that at events going forward. Have you thought about how you're going to prepare for GUSTA for a masters that's going to be played awfully November? Yeah I mean I think is a goal for. You're always looking forward. You know you're trying to figure out what your schedule is going to be so that you can. You can sort of pick at the right time and get your game in the right ship of going into the bigger events. I see the base. Put THE HOUSTON. Open the week before. I'm not one of my big things is. I've been trying to play the event the week before the majors just feel like you get a little bit sharper get a bit more competitive so you know all probably look to play in. Houston if it goes ahead. Play the week before in weird one because the PJ or Asian swing happens in sort of October so end of October starting November time and I could see a lot of players skipping up. You don't want to travel halfway across the world Annan comeback get adjusted to the time zones Masters so I'll try to be as myself you know in the states for the most ardent in the fall and Do everything I can to get ready. We've got three majors this year. You got the PJ Championship in San Francisco in August at the US Open in New York in September. And then you've got the master's November like near the three that you know everyone sort of looking at you know you WanNa make sure that your your best form going into those rory. What's GonNa what's going to be the weirdest event this year without any fans? And why is it the Ryder Cup? I think if they have finds the Ryder Cup there will be Ryder. Cup competitions too big I think that as a sporting event and a lose all momentum I feel like every single year the Ryder Cup gets bigger and bigger. You've atmosphere gets better on to play a Ryder Cup like that. It would just lose all that momentum would lose that atmosphere and I think it would just be better for them to push like twenty one and and make sure that they can play Ryder Cup. The West supposed to be played well. What if we had you in Patrick read miked up? I mean I'd sign up for that right now. He's ZAC but it's still not going to know like the reason. Patrick and I were doing what we were doing is because we were. We were feeding the energy crowd. If there was none of that that wouldn't have happened. That's the magic of the writer of you. Don't see that in Gulf every day and I just. I don't think that emotions going to come out of the players. If there was no one there rory that man in the dimly lit room over there has an army at his disposal. The STUGATZ Army. I'm wondering it'd be pretty cool. If is there a place we can send them? I know there's GonNa be a live donation link during your mass for Cova nineteen relief. Is there a good place? We can send the Stugotz army and do some good on on behalf of you and the tournament Roy. They'll take care. You covered a price. They might ask you to buy off the Road Scott but they are John. They'll do anything I don will do. So if you WANNA get out there put it out there. I should they do perfect. Yeah I mean I think you during the broadcast on NBC on Sunday. There's going to be a lot of information where people can donate to causes. That were playing for the American Nurses Foundation. I'm the CDC fundation so we're trying to raise a lot of money and all the information that they need will be on the broadcast if they watch this tacit. We appreciate the time. I'll continue at my Sudanese Army Charlie. We'll let you guys in the best stakeout against your will discuss that fries it some other way. Either good luck and joy was raised money for a great boss. That's awesome yeah. I'm excited for. Thanks for having me on. Espn radio is presented by Progressive Insurance Missing Basketball Tune in Sunday for an MBA classic game. Six of the ninety eight NBA finals between the balls and the jazz presented by auto zone coverage begins at four PM Eastern on ESPN radio and the ESPN APP. Joe Tests expected to join US. Just a here. Here's your sports interrupdate. Nascar has now plans for twenty races and his added five more tracks to its schedule. Following Florida Governor Ron Descent. This saying that professional sports is now welcome in the State University of Florida. Athletic Director. Scott Stricklin says that the campus is open the hosting events involving professional sports. Ed Finally eleven-year-old ye curry from. Brazil became the first person in the world to complete a ten eighty three full rotations on a vertical rent. Using a skateboard the previous record was set twenty one years ago by Tony Hawk when he completed a nine hundred for all the ways headlines and Information Student Sports Center on. Espn radio all throughout the day. Holy Moly has been picking up for a second season. Stu Gods I think last year Steph. Curry was Doing it with Joe Tests or am. I confusing that with another. Putt PUTT show. It is nine PM Eastern on. Abc Premieres Thursday. I was unaware we had multiple they soon. Dating pats on network. Tv is still doing it again with you this year Joe. First of all I still laugh like I'm a year and a half into doing this production now and I still laugh every time it just the absurdity that we are putting extreme mini golf on network television like new promotion. Now like you know like last year's entire NBA finals every commercial. Break like episode. Like every who wants to be like? I'm watching Good Morning America. And they're wiggling are being absolute Jack Asses during commercial break. Polyester jackets like the absurdity of it alone still makes me crack up every single out. What what would you identify as the best whole last year? Well last year. I think everybody enjoyed the Dutch courage where we had the windmills. And we were literally cracking people's hips and sending them into six foot tulips. And apparently that wasn't good enough for the producers so this year they're terminate double Dutch courage where they've elevated the whole the windmills and now they're adding extra blades and speed so not only are you guaranteed to get smashed by one of these blades. High-velocity up and you're also going to fall about twelve feet in the freezing cold water because we filmed at three in the morning. It's such a great show really. Is it's wildly entertaining. One of the changes can viewers expect Joe because I saw the Promos at some of these homes. Look at control man. Listen in John. First of all guys I just WanNa say I feel. I feel so badly that we haven't connected since last time. We spoke because obviously the world's upside down you know I'm thinking last time we talked was day before that Fury Wilder beat down in Vegas. We're sitting there laughing about life on the road with steakhouses in Vegas and all that fun but Sincerely hope everybody's safe down there. Dan and John and everybody in your crew. I hope everybody is is come through this safe and healthy. We're we're still very much in the midst of things here in Connecticut. Don't look anything like what I'm seeing on the news Ford about but haven't been able to speak to you guys visit with you guys but I assume everybody has come through safe and healthy on your side. Thank you for your kindness. Sir Appreciate it. So we're not safe and healthy on holy moly though to answer your question and when it comes to some of the surprises and some of the things that we saw this year is ABC and Steph Curry and the production team said listen. We have to have new holes we have to bring back the best holes and enhance them from last year but we want to throw money at building new holes and revealing new holes every single week so we have a whole and this was one of those moments for and I are sitting there in a production meeting and they come through and you know they hand you this basically the size of a phone book Bible of the production. They say I was hoping this up. And now we're GONNA get to the next hole and that's called. Dragon's breath jacquards. That's interesting yes. Medieval seemed and what we're GONNA do is we're going to have the golfers come in and suits of armor and then as they're making their first. Putt. We're GONNA have the dragons these eight rash. Dragons Ashley have blow torches. Come out of their mouth on fire. We're GONNA ask the putting we're actually going to have huge fireballs consuming them and you look up and they're not breaking stride like this is the equivalent I'm sitting there and ESPN production saying now we're GONNA come on the air at zero zero ten and that we're GONNA kick off a minute in and that we're and we're GONNA introduce players. I think there's just deadpan telling me that the lighting sixty five year old grandmother is on fire as they're trying to put on national television for a chance at a quarter million dollars on the poll place. Did you expect to hear the phrase their lighting sixty five year old grandmother? Grandma's lady named sweetest in the late children's books. He's a children's book author. She would she was bake cookies and bring them to set. Johnny would come around with these incredible chocolate chip cookies. You break them. And there's the little bridge and she's so sweet and She's out there competing against like competitors Hafer Age and they'll awaiting her on fire inside both any fireball as she has a best club inner hand it was out of Control Holy moly season. Two premiers Thursday may twenty first nine PM Eastern on ABC. Billy you have been laughing the entirety of this segment. I've been laughing because I love that guys. Decided to become bulldog interrogators. Joe Is worried about the safety of our family and and Stugotz in that instance decides. I'm going to ask him about the changes again. Because I demand an answer to my question listen granted. It was clunky but I knew I was going to deliver once. We got to his response to his answer at did he deliver. Iv Why why have you been laughing so much? Billy I just loved the idea number one that this is a show number two. That steph curry is entering these important meetings. Rather like you know what we need more blades on those windows this here. Joe Talk to your people and get that done. Not Billy legitimately this. This is my life you have to understand my life. How odd things are the suburban data to living here in Connecticut shelter in place? I have a three and a half hours. Zoom call tonight with Steph Curry and Rob Riggle discussed this and to cut some promos for this. This is not normal. Like you're zoom. Cole was Steph Curry. Saying that's for bums in Weiner staff we get to the nitty gritty of Bunsen wieners. There is a base a planet. Themed whole legitimately have to broadcast on this season and the title is Uranus. Wait a minute. Hold on a number of questions interview. Be About PUTT. Putt repeat what I just said. Abc In time time at nine PM Eastern on Thursdays I have to legitimately do play by play. Referencing gophers putting on Uranus. All right. Just stay there for a second. I'M GONNA come back with you because I want to keep talking about. Your rain is in the holes in golf and everything talking about rain tonight for three and a half hours from my living room. I will be talking about Franken for it. Dragons Breath bums in wieners and Uranus. Good we GONNA come back here with Joe Tests and a second. If you missed any of the show you can listen to all three hours of the Dan lebatardshow plus our Miami only hour and our best of podcast on demand in the ESPN APP and subscribe to the laboratory in France podcast network featuring South Pete sessions stupidity and mystery grape police rate. Ed subscribed new episodes posted every week. Wherever you get your podcast. Check out the newest mystery crate. If you want to hear about how strange the life of Ken Shamrock has been the latest mystery crate has dropped Joe Tests returns with us here on. Espn radio. He is our boxing guy as well to God so I'm just wondering as people around here getting excited. Seeing these flashes of Mike Tyson looking fast at fifty three years old. I imagine you're a purist and you remember what he looked like fifteen years ago. But maybe I'm wrong. Does Joe Tests have any interest whatsoever and seeing Mike Tyson? Make a return to the ring. Dan. I am from Schenectady New York and was that Mike. Tyson's pro debut at the Empire State Plaza Against Hector Mercedes. I was probably at about ten of Mike's I fifteen fights from Dave Jaakko to the starlight music theater to beating Jesse Ferguson the RPI Field House too quick. Tell us in Glens falls Mike was few years older than me. some my high school buddies were his guys. He ran with I've I've known Mike for Years and years I actually saw him The night before the Tyson series site. I find His Life Story to be among the most fascinating that you know that we've had an American sports and the punches. The last thing that ever leaves Mike Tyson at sixty years old at seventy years old may still be able to throw a punch with philosophy with that can knocked out a grown man but Mike Tyson. Fighting in a sanctioned bouts against a heavyweight would not have the legs on the stamina conditioning the reflexes and the ability to conduct himself in a professional fight For probably more than a full round now an exhibition with you know modified sanctions and conditions absolutely and I'd be fascinated to see that. But you know a guy like Mike Tyson who was a faded fighter in two thousand five and hardly looked like Tyson that we knew who was getting beaten badly by sea level fighters fifteen years removed from that as a guy who openly discuss the use of loosening genyk drugs. would not be licensed to fight in in any commission of standing holy moly season two premiers. Thursday may twenty first nine. Pm EASTERN ON ABC. Joe Tests has to get out of here in a little bit here for a very important fifty. Our call about Joe Book said fake crowd. Fake crowd noise is going to be piped in probably at football games. How does Joe Test feel about that? Well you know first and foremost for me on my schedule is what's probably going to be coming up in June as has been widely reported in probably soon will be confirmed that top rank boxing is probably going to be the major sport that comes back consistently as in multiple times a week on network. Tv in early. June for June and July. So we are facing that right. Now is a production team of when you put four championship level boxing in families atmosphere sterile atmosphere in Vegas. How do you go about doing it? And we've heard everybody talking about from the Roger Goodell dental life video screen with fant life fan interaction and utilizing that as simulated audio of Fam- integration of possibly putting a jumbo screen behind the ring to you know the other side of it actually piping in fake sound and fake fans But we're in the midst of preparing for what we anticipate will be live events in June from Vegas and how's the production team? We tackled it. I think you always WANNA documented the events properly. I don't think you WANNA sit back and try to create things that aren't really there. You want documented properly but I do think you would be documenting it properly. If you did have real fan interaction just the way goodell. Did you know in his den with the jumbo so I would be interested in that? I don't know that I would go for fakes out. Pineapple on pizza yes or no. Oh my don't you ever? Oh that yes. You're right hitting me lease no rob and saw teacher. What do you have? What do you have for Joe Tax? Cut Joe Test. It's the question it's really. It's really the question of question for you before you asked me a question. Is it take to get an invite to stupidity that right there? I mean just as it John Tell you how did you moving horror came Carter from your hurricane movie of Listen Joe Tests? I'm available one. I don't know how long has caused with curry. But I mean whenever you want to go. I'm ready question on Thursdays and on Fridays. Will your updates include tonight on holy moly and on Friday recap of Holy? Moly one hundred percent in exchange for you promoting dupatta the on Holy Moly your question. Eighty six celtics ninety seven bowls. Oh Gee I anyway listen. Don't wait everybody's been for the past three weeks. God forbid you say anything against the ninety seven bulls It's been a great watch. You know my my son. Who's I think a four blow right now? Probably listening into this interview just bleeds green. You know he's a punter up at Boston. College for coach halfway and anytime he gets the chance he's on the going down to the garden watching a celtics game so in this house you always have to Celtics for everything. Joe You were spectacular. Thank you for being with us again. Check him out holy moly season two. It premieres Thursday may twenty nine. Pm EASTERN ON ABC. Thank you for being on with us. To Gods of course has one more request here. Joe Tasks listen. I would love for you to come on. Stupidity usually guess bring they bring gifts and I wanted to give you make that happen. Can you make that APP EH? Minor lots as we always had with our visits here but I feel so badly with youth sports being gone and I know you commit so much of your time as a coach to youth lacrosse through the years. I'm sure there's a little party that understands those those opportunities of growth and competition those special years and just to think that that so many kids are missing that this spring You know great work through the years of helping especially young girls You know find an identity through sports. Judd'S S I love. You thank you do. Please stay safe and healthy. Everybody thanks for having me on. Wow He really charmed us there. He was laughter. He was speed. He was just read a Tat. Tat. Machine-gun funding God's at the end he went and he can change gears to its. It's somber serious it's all professionally delivered and at the very end. Stugatz was holding up his left arm. Receiving that complement at the end. Just shaking a fist at the sky. Like at one something because Joe said something. Nice about him. Marty Smith joins US next deer sports. Dear Sports Your sports dear sports. I love that Dion. Waiters gets paid thirteen million dollars to get so high that he starts seizing on an airplane. But when I do that everyone looks at me funny. I love totaling my fantasy numbers going into Monday night. Football being up three points but the guy going against has Patrick Mahomes. And all I have left is Austin Jenkins Sports. You know what I missed. Eight minute mound meetings between pitchers and their managers. No one knowing what a catch is no one. Knowing what pass interferences? I missed getting home after seven hours of tailgating needing nothing more than three advil shower and some gold bond dear sports. You've made me scream horrible things. That would be fired immediately. Things that have made me forced my living room furniture to sign nondisclosure agreements. I Miss Jags. Titans Thursday night I really do. Espn radio is presented by progressive insurance. The last answer is now on. Espn if that's not enough the final episode of detail on ESPN plus premiers. This Sunday in this episode Phil Jackson Analyzes the deciding game six that resulted in Michael. Jordan's parting shot that urged Chicago. It's six title Sixth and Second Three Peat Championship it. Eight years right up now at. Espn PLUS DOT COM up. Here's your sportscenter. Update NASCAR has now set plans for twenty races and is added. Five more tracks schedule. Following Florida Governor Rod to say that professional sports is now welcome in the State University of Florida Athletic Director. Scott Stricklin did not wait long. He said the campus is open to hosting events involving professional sports and finally whistle out a website designed to help customers shop for phones Internet's. Ntv plans announced that it was offering one thousand dollars to a selected candidate who was willing to host social distancing virtual brunches using a variety of video chatting APPs for all the latest headlines and information to Sports Center on. Espn radio all throughout the day. Check Out Marty Smith's America wherever you get your podcast. Also he's an author of a New York Times bestseller. Never Settle Sports family in the American soul. Marty Smith is someone who is as likable as anyone in the history of our network and he joins us now on. Espn radio or you holding up. Okay your guy who jumps from airplanes and jumps into lakes and directive. We need to be running around. You need to be getting on airplanes and you're you can't be doing any of that stuff right now. Golly it's good to hear y'all's voice and like beyond with you not just hearing it on the radio program. I'm hanging in there. Okay being quarantined not necessarily my cup of tea. I mean I'm sitting here looking. I'm sitting here looking at RV's on the Internet. That tells you how damn board I don't need to get in all that I'm GonNa take my family on an excursion that ought to be interesting. Put It on the poll at Lebatardshow Game Are you. Are You surprised? Martin Smith is spending the quarantine looking at. Rv's on the Internet. There's not a family excursion I would rather go on one with the Smith family across America and everyone shipping container agreed. Wait a minute and so restless thing. You'RE GONNA. You're saying bleep it. I'm going to go. I'M GONNA go see America. I'M GONNA see Marty Smith's America that's affirmative Jack. That's exactly I'm doing. I'M GONNA load up the whole Griswald posse and we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA take it down South Carolina tolerance and then we're going to go over to Georgia and they were going to go up to East Tennessee and over to South West Virginia and Virginia near the homeland where I grew up. And we got this new puppy. We got this new puppy and it's called a multiple. Y'All heard of these puppies. It's called a multi poop. This thing is the cutest thing you've ever seen but it is a tyrant it is eating everything. It is biting us. I'm not very good at dollar construction of still learning all of this. So the Smith household is is. We're in full. We're in full regalia man. We're getting done. What is the dog's name? What did you decide? And what were the other choices? Well the choices. If we would've left it up to our daughters we would have had more or we would have had a fluffy or something along those lines. Those were Vivian. Wanted Fluffy Mia one. It's more Laney wanted. Sadie and who always wins such arguments? Mama does so. Her name is Sadie. How does this work with NASCAR MARDI BECAUSE NASCAR is coming back? And I heard Mike and STU gods talking during the break. Mike was saying that those you have seen numbers worn as high as he expected them to be on pay per view for the pre limb on ESPN and the pay per view buys Stugatz. Was SAYING NASCAR going to do a big number because all of those people who WanNa be at that race are going to be watching the race but what do you think is going to happen with the return of NASCAR. I think that's the entire methodology for them being swift and getting back. If you can consider two months off swift I think in speaking with executives at NAS car and team executives and drivers and everyone involved in the sport. I think I've done more NASCAR in the last week and I've done in the last five years and it's because of this insatiable desire for live sports NASCAR considers this a first to market decision. I know that. Ufc had their fight and fights. And we're in we're back and whatnot but NASCAR consider this an amazing opportunity to have no competition on a Sunday afternoon and then a Wednesday night coming up to have their own playground and all that comes with that all the exposure all the eyeballs. But it's a huge test case for all these other sports as well. Nascar is not going to have any fans. They're going to quarantine their drivers until his actually time to get in the car. Those guys will walk solo to their race cars which they don't even most of them might not know how to do that. They're so used to having people pointing them here pointing them there and so it's going to be a very unique day and I'll be there Sunday I won't be inside the race track. I'm not allowed but I'll be reporting from outside and I can't wait to see kind of what it looks like everybody will be screened. They won't be tested for Cova. They'll be screened before they go into the race track. There's extremely stringent protocols. Once they're in there and these drivers are going to sail those things off into turn one like bats out a hill having not had any lapse in two months and not getting any tests practice laps or qualifying laps before they race. Most of those guys if not all of them all the ones. I've spoken to have told me this they've never done that before. And this is one of the more difficult turn ones in all of motor sport. So as my man. Clint Boyer One of the one of the NASCAR. Drivers told me yesterday brother if we don't all mind our damn business. This might end up. Being a bleep. Show intern one. So it's going to be fun. I can't wait to kind of see how it unfolds and how the industry what ultimately means for the industry because guys this is an industry that the wheel turns with corporate American dollars and all of those companies that are so invested in those race teams in those drivers. They need this too and they see this as an opportunity as well. What are the practical difficulties in Marty Smith? Doing his job from outside access. That's number one. The beauty of Nascar racing and something that quite frankly I helped build a career. On was the relationships I built with the drivers and the opportunity to get them in to do either one on one interviews with me on sportscenter or sit down interviews with on sportscenter or after they wreck be able to walk up right up on them as their own strapping their seatbelts in the race. Car and get a comment. That's not going to exist and so I'm going to be like I mean I think what I'm probably GonNa end up doing is listening to it on the radio because I can't go inside and out I won't have any. Tv's so I guess I'll be watching or listening to it on the radio and and listening to it unfold that way but there are so many storylines with this race outside of just the Kobe. Nineteen part which of course is is mammoth in. Its own right. But the fact that Ryan Newman is coming back to race it in after the horrific wreck that he suffered in the Daytona. Five hundred guys. That was one of the most horrifying Rick's in the history of NASCAR racing. And I've now let me see what's Nineteen Ninety eight to now twenty two years or something so I've been in the NASCAR garage that long and it was one of the worst rex I've ever seen and so he's he's GonNa come back and race in this race and he called himself yesterday a walking miracle and he's right that's what he is. Mardi. Are you going to have any access or are you going to be interviewing it? Anybody not so so wait a minute. So what's the difference between listening on your radio at home and listening to your rate listening on your radio right outside where they are well. Here's my perspective on that we're ESPN. I think that we should be where the action is. And that's what we do. I mean the mantra. I'm not trying to be you know captain champion. Espn here but here's the truth. A company mantra. Is You know serve sports fans anytime anywhere that this is where the show is and so. I'm going to be right outside the track doing sportscenter and if something happens then I'm going to be right there to kind of paint that picture and I think that there's a lot of value in that. I think there's more value in that than me sitting downstairs in my bar as I've done for so many live shots doing it there. I think that there's value in that. And you never know what might happen. What access I might get. I don't know but I'm not going to be allowed inside that racetrack. I do know that Marty Smith is with us here on. Espn radio checkout Marty. Smith's America is podcasts. Wherever you get your podcast Marta. You're such a big part of our college football coverage. I'm wondering what do you expect college football? What do you expect college football? And a look like this year Way Different stew. I just don't know and I've thought about it constantly. I have not let myself get to that place yet even though it might be naive. I'm aware of that. I'm self aware enough to know that I don't want to go to that place yet where we won't have it but I do know in my heart that it's imperative that these universities are in session for these young men to be playing college football and that's really an administrative decision. A state decision. And they're so much minutia around all of this with each state governing itself in its own ways these institutions being a part of that and governing their own ways. I don't know what it's GonNa look like my hope. My my hope is that that it's it's safe enough. That schools are back in session. And that maybe maybe the the Games could be played in front of smaller crowds or social distance crowds. I don't know brother but I know there's a lot Rodman on and that's own equivocal truth and so you know these look man. Here's the facts. Tim Tebow sets. Excuse me Tim Tebas. I say ten TVOS name and I get choked up. It's like it's like It's involuntary Tim said something to me when I was hosting. Sec Nation last fall that I found to be striking. The Florida gators. Football team pays for every single varsity sport but basketball. And so that tells you the magnitude of what the what the teams mean to the SEC. The big ten the big the massive conferences the power five what those games mean and all the influx of money that come with them so there is a lot riding on this and it's a lot of pressure and so mark. I'm not using this word in hyperbole. My prayer is that we're playing ball this fall but it's all about safety and right now. That is a moving target. Mardi stop bothering God with that stuff. All right I mean. Come on. Leave him alone. Check Marty Smith's America wherever it is you get your podcast. It was good hearing your southern Fried Voice Sir Thank you. I'll let you all know which. Rv epic let us good catching up with you. We opened up the fake club next.

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265: HR Girl

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Tell you know I got to tell you the the really distracting actually left in the fourth. Yeah I gotTa tell you the XFL first of all. I'll say I went through a lot of different Williams toil to what I knew that I had watched the XFL. When and I woke up this morning and it's a little hard there that's all right I did a little I felt a little Brown bottle flew in the morning. Those good I don't really remember number a lot I remember saying goodbye to you but I don't remember a lot of what we did. I don't know what it is. I since I've been I like on this one med. Like I said drink on it like it's it's like from like tipsy to like. I don't remember what I did. which isn't good? I should stop taking that Med and continue to drink medicate with alcohol. I don't think he did anything bad to anybody. No never now. Those days are over. My days of scratching a woman's arm are over. That's great that's really good saying saying come here. She gets the bruises on her own. I think I made a like Scheduled doing mushrooms with somebody should be refund. That'll be a weird scene. Yeah with the lady. Wow yeah nothing. Sent nothing I think for the women in the audience all both of you. I WANNA say that nothing gets somebody up and putting pulling their Jeans on Polander hot black jeans on faster than asking her to mushrooms. The now that that's not happening then you show up with like some nice cream mushroom no I go. I got them in my backyard. Grueling my backyard or next the chicken coop are awesome but I think that if you would ask like you've asked about it like hey do you wanna like I'll get some mushrooms. WE'LL HANG OUT AT I. You think they would immediately think drugs. Yeah and be like. Oh that's true. You know I love you know bond and then you show up with like a can of like mushroom hand mushroom. Yeah the tasty I had when I was a when I was a sous chef. I my my chef. Yes yes chef monsieur. My yes chef. Gordon Ramsay made us Mike All the Mushrooms Adelaide they would come in like the boxes full of dirt and Shit and whatnot made us wash them which it was good fun but then made us put them spread them out onto a cutting board and then just take two knives into randomly chop them like it was a video game like just chopping randomly in like. Oh why why would doing this. What is is in his against who and his answer was? If you don't cut them randomly people think that their cans. Yeah but my response to that was like so you were tr. You certainly raised in a trailer because nobody coming here has ever seen canned mushroom before we talking about. They're not aware you can can them allow that as part of the chefs like That's the part of his sage advice. Yeah like Oh no Est.. Everyone's on their canned mushrooms. And then they'll get up and leave. We'll lose our lose our zagged rating. Yeah it was very weird. I'm sure have had a canned mushroom probably many times in my life. I've never bought them but I've never been concerned about where the mushrooms came from. I've just trusted that. They were mushrooms. And when fucking can move in you know. That's I love professions where your job is basically just the flex on your help school fucking terrible. It's fun when you do the one that gets the FLEX I guess us. But it's fucking terrible. Most of the time I have the profession right now and I choose not to do it. I've been captured seed and I choose not to employ are those tactics which means that I just walked on. It's great great but are they going to do like a Like a strategic firing soon. I'll know she accused fire people Yeah Bye Bye Committee but definitely make a strong suggestion which is power. I don't want the power to ruin. Someone's is live but you're you don't actually sit down and say you're fired. No Well No. It'll be like a conference call with four people in on around. Yeah that feels good being like Yo. You you know and then like fan of people backing me up with my reasons. Why Interesting Yeah I? I've I've fired a few people in my time and it is always awful. I told you about the one guy right. Yeah I think I told everyone on the podcast about it. Yeah nothing I ever WanNa do ever. I really like I've said this to my superiors. I really just want to come in and to do what I need to do and go. I don't think about this. I don't have I will not go on get enough. Seven o'clock call will not work in the weekend. snuggling not live in the pod. You will not eat bugs absolutely not I will not. And it's this weird causes the product management environment. It's this weird like halt associated with working all the fucking. Sometimes I find that to be like I I said lyles like people died for the weekend. I'm GonNa Take my weekend so I'm not going to bring my come knob bringing my computer. Her home it's not gonNA happen. This is not going to happen. Okay this is my question with the sorry I was so this is set up where I have twenty things on the table in front of me and I must lean backwards to put my seltzer water down. I'm having a bad way to it. That's great How unsure sure of you? On how unsure are you of your capabilities if somebody's telling you to work at eight. PM on Freddie. Bring your laptop homes you can work at eight. PM On a Friday. They just opened a restaurant or some shit. What are you doing like if you're capable and being able to make money no matter what? It doesn't really music. No fucking suck. A Dick earned the hard way. At Tesla Tesla there was that fucking Kulti. We're going to work all the time. I remember being in a plane with somebody and him. Being like this will get this will give us the proper manner time to really go through the spreadsheets. Fuck you spreadsheet so you. I'm on a plane. I'm reading Dune you suck my Dick. That's and that's the difference like honestly like I will never be full part of that because I just refused to buy into that there was I mean I was thinking about this a couple days ago I I maybe. The biggest personalities sea change of my life was going from office injured post office ANDROID low post office injuries. Great is grab grabbed a psycho. My God like what. A sniveling striving dickhead. I was in my twenties and I. It's it's everybody just does that now. It wasn't like I decided I was doing that. It's just life just became snivelling striving dickhead world. Awful it's not. It's it's like we landed from the Nostra. We landed back on earth and all of a sudden. It's sniffling striving dickhead. World and the thing about they create what I get actual like environment product management environment. And it's like nobody knows what they're striving for no absolutely just tension lauded. They're doing doing this thing now. Where everybody's pay tied to like like like projects and Sales Scheuermann so that so that if you like really mail it in you won't get paid as much? It's just like really crazy notice. And Yeah and they found the equalizer. Everybody just wants money so that people bought people are I just like because people who work there are like eminently higher -able because there's a lot of smart people people are just leaving instead like it's not going to other lesser jobs but still just leaving and it's really interesting to watch the car when the car isn't coming toward me. It's interesting to watch wash the car crash for sure. Occasionally once a week the car will come toward me and I'll be like WHOA. WHOA WHOA I told a room full of people? They told you this little room full of people. Can you describe your job. It makes me WANNA cut my. Yeah I always get I just end up with these weird office. Jobs a series of weird office jobs because I have like about is just want to Mike like make and save money and like I found a job that I love and I make good money. But it's seasonal seasonal so yep YEP until can be year round or I can massively cut my bet so I can live off that shit forever. It's coming this way. It's going to be whatever life. Be that way. How else today? And how you guys doing good you happy new work life balance good work life balance and I actually clean mentioned work life balance and people are like. What's that Then then then there's one. HR girl the one who told me that she bushes by herder bragging about not spending any money one day and it's been any money today was awesome. What's your band with? All right. Everyone listening can can we make. Hr Girl Personality treat like horse. Girl girl is a is a person you meet. Wow it is so a person you may write. It shall be definitely definitely on hinge or okay. Cuban dates 'cause they have to organize all of their life HR girl that's all right charge girl once you heard it here first. What's your band and with excellent okay? Sure ooh. I don't know who who I don't know you tell me. Bandwith for Su- wow ooh. I don't know if that'll were GONNA wake up at five and it's GonNa wake up at five even just takes notes for this meeting in Kuala Lumpur. You never never ever. I'm yeah I mean I Santa's go go go through life just getting these weird a string of like meaningless office jobs and I just keep going and going and going and I don't know what that's leading towards the Knowlton it living in an alley with police ago you've moving towards the ultimate meeting. Liz Office job state work now. I'm not I think it's I honestly I think he's just to become a state worker bucket laying the faulk. There I do. I deal with Stay people all the time. I dare intew people who've never been Albany him and actually you only you can only it's like It's like Manhattan hinge. You'd only catch it if you're in the right place at the right time. If you're downtown downtown Albany between six thirty and nine or we'll say four and six. PM All of these state workers there's all come from wherever east greenbush all these little fucking like barely above trailer park towns around here. Oh Yeah they all descend on downtown Albany. The go-to the same coffee shops. That look like they're made in the nineteen ninety s they were. They just haven't changed and they all entered this hive underneath the Empire State Plaza which is ever googled Albany. That's what you see. Is those ugly fucking buildings to call the concourse. Yeah they All file into the. It's like the first scenes in fucking metropolis where the shift change the people working underneath. It's really Hughley upset. Oh Yeah I have a a morning call each morning. I have a call with two people. And they're they both sound absolutely beaten very good absolute and it's nine thirty. Am and they both sound absolutely. Oh does the beating didn't didn't stop from and I have to give them meaningless numbers. That don't mean I'm going. Oh Yeah doing this today. Okay Oh what are we. What are we what? Why don't we have lined up for tomorrow? Okay good. That's it every day. It's really a dislike office. I used to hold those calls. I used to have every delivery manager on George Carlin. We look this is what we did yesterday. We're planning for today Lake. Yeah they were as informative to me as they were useful to them ability. It's having a meeting about meeting one hundred hundred percent because later on I had to have a meeting with the person above me and tell them those numbers. Yeah I have that four o'clock yet really cool. That's the best that I actually told them. I didn't want to do that. Four o'clock home because it really jam me Yep so I descended an email now nice very grudgingly approved as will this make. Sure all the unfrozen there and it's just the Sackett send. I just go hit like the number of key AGADEZ POW like my cat walked on it. It's like oh good. Grief doesn't even look out. So yeah I'm a little dummy. Little disgruntle felt understood. Fine anyone the Saint Louis whatever's just won their first. XFL Game wildcats via buddy but whatever. There is comes a fall. It's fine I just need to find something else again for like ten fucking time just right now. It's definitely going to ride it out but it's going to be one of those things milnes. There's GonNa be no office job where you're actually having fulfilled so the one where you just like you. You can just mosquito the most amount of resources now. That's exactly it and also like yeah because previously I'd be like I had to get like irresponsible and be like. Oh I'm just GONNA act like Shit head and not do my work and then wait for them to call me out on it and then I'm going to tell them what's wrong but now he just tell them what's wrong. I have a very astute supervisor. Who's like what's wrong? I can tell something's wrong and I'm just like yeah this this this this this this this this all. It's a shame that you don't have the six months. Nothing nothing no now. I'm just like I did. I didn't have the the first six months was easy. Easy peasy very Cruzi and then The rest of it's you know does everybody does. Everybody has a job that they're just like Burrell. No the thing. Yeah so it's just like whatever it's fine now I just it's been on my mind it's been bugging me a little bit taking me out of my character which I hate the worst first thing. Take him out of my character and there's not much I can do about it but it's fucking killing my brain and killing like my memory and it's like making me very burnt-out read more news. Do that shit all time. We doubted fucking work. I read and I do crosswords and I do all kinds of just like I have like Limited probably from the years of taking adderall limited. Memory recall I guess. And it's getting worse. I was on with my vision is getting worse. And it's like God I really need to just reality. Check my life and maybe joining to send you the damn bitch. I live like this. You know. Now we're good. I feel much better now. I feel much fucking really rattled. Didn't even intend for rally. It was fun it just indefinitely dead. It's thought it was a fun. Little Ditty of a medium. Well tit little tidbit little fund fund bits and clips and all kinds of stuff but him. So how you been Andrew Week have something to tell us no no no like heavy week Nantou onto not my finest your own. Yeah Yeah you're fine. I'm fine line. Life is life. Death is live taken so easily said Chuck Doc Sheldon on the death. All right. Perfect is live taken so easily. Leave shout out for the person who wrote me thanking me for turning them on us for turning them onto thin lizzy fillon solo mature as. Yeah which is great because the song togethers featured prominently Liam Better off friends which now has a movie poster agency that direct your browser to INSTAGRAM drive on instagram. And you'll see the poster for better off friends Golan Globus production produced by meddlesome gloves. I didn't realize he directed over the top. Yeah he did really fucking then. Movie really has got into the chair for over the top. We have to talk over of over the top because that little shithead kid drives me crazy with the kid now not that long ago on sort of okay with them now is on Youtube for free. I mean actually I got it. It's all good I got I got a full. Hd the whole nine yards we have we have we have a TACO social. Talk over coming out we you do. That's that's dropping on February fourteenth. I think it's already uploaded if I'm not mistaken just sitting there waiting to drop Valentine Valentine's Day for lonely only hard Valentine's member when new elementary school and the kid would say Valentine's Day and you beat him up. I would know Jeffrey Roulston. Remember awful. I remember all all too well. Geoffrey Roulston the first person I ever GONNA fight with well Geoffrey Roulston and my And Miss many the a nurse because we got a real fine punched up front compunction and Jesus's name woman who called my parents and tell them that I had lice and they had to pick off if my father challenged her because they're getting ready for a vacation right so they both stayed home and they're like pick you up from school at noon and then we're GonNa to go and then I had lice. I didn't realize I don't think really. Yeah because my father wielded away because he said no son of mine fucking Lice. Remember him saying that making it really heavy everybody because they come to pick me up. And they're like. Oh you have. We have to talk to the nurse's office like acting like I had fucking COPD CD sitting me down like your son has lice. Yeah because everybody We had we had an event where we go outside and I borrowed a hat hat Muslim. But yeah I honestly on trouble once. I remember for spitting on the school. Yeah that sounds right not in a a fucking Che Guevara Way thing to do. It is spit and they're like you spilled the school. I can't believe it but thankfully the the resource room teacher was on my side then called my mother and they had a laugh about G. Pick me up. And she took Lincoln Phone Bill at this elementary schools massive massive virus. I memorized my phone number because they had a call my parents so many times because I was I was tough. I was a problem child because I always speak. My mind was like the current job. Well unlike now right is fucking turn to turn into a turtle and dislike no inside turtle shell it's like really nice like finely appointed it's got like a comfy chair black light posters. No it's totally fine. Totally cool being inside my turtles. All because that's when I put like this guy drew I worked with WHO UM uh-huh and leaving and leaving we call the double headphones like double ear buds. It's like yeah well. That person is definitely a double ear. Buds per means you when they start talking. You put both ear buds. And so you can't hear what they're saying is your whatever you're listening to on Youtube. You're just like we have a lot like. We have a lot of talkers at work. People like to tell stories about their where they used to work and what they used to do what we used to do was. That's really good really good environment. But Yeah my I got in trouble for spitting on the school and Mother took me to instead of disciplining me. She took me to a place called fresh cheese which was a local burger chain. Great my father would never get me a soda. He didn't believe in Soda. Find it so hard to believe. He didn't wow you get to the cheeseburger one for me one for the dog. Bob My god I believe in giving Bob. The Dog Cheeseburgers leaving soda. That's fascinating he's a weird dude water water and only when my grandparents were in town. What I get an Orange Soda Hamburger? French fries are on soda and Hambur Ember Not cheeseburger eggs. I didn't like cheese and until I was like ten years old understood. I mean I don't understand but I understood now. I remember if you want some more in the style Jack and give it to you they keep it going fucking errands would bring me to parties. There's another one of those things in those things babysitters back then. We're we're all going to the party and I remember it was. There was a party for the Mike. Tyson fight Lhasa two seconds. I think that was Mike. Tyson's that Tyson McNeeley now. That wasn't Peter McNeeley McNealy. It was right. It was not Lennox Lewis. It was whatever one lasted two seconds with Mike Tyson winning man but Fok what. What was this kid's name? I kind of remember. But it was a tight Tyler Burbank. No spinks was two rounds I think spinks pinches a fucking spectacular not gasping. It was a great. He'll Michael Swings look so if you can look it up on there versus michaels mix. He looks like really scared before he gets in the ring. which is the best and the actually in the Tyson documentary? I think they have not the entire spinks fight but they have the lead up they have like the fucking like the glove hit and then they have some some fighting to knock. The knockout is fucking incredible. Exceeds throws a right hand lead and just fucking lors unbelievable. Awesome the Peter. McNeeley one's great took Peter. McNeeley was a big mouth but people loved him because he was white. God Can Mike Tyson coming out of the jail having coward Islam Ready Ready for him to be fucking pummeled. It was amazing and Peter. McNeeley was such a fucking do F- and the worst and my husband was like kind of like all right man and it wasn't like he was really like she kinda shell shock jail and everything wasn't apparently wasn't a good scene there feeds the Shit Outta be beats the Shit Outta Peter McNeeley but it was that fight it was like one of those fights and they got a bunch of pizzas and there are other kids running around and I wouldn't eat pizza. Didn't like it well. My father took does as a personal. Of course he's like he's like he's like you're crazy. You're you only penal pizza like you call my God and my father again had it was like really weird like I like. Make him meat like pizza so we would go to the yes. When my mother was still going to college she will drive to Albany and Saturday? He will be home. Saturday shoe drive. Probably get away from my fucking must be terrifying Arafat making up on Saturday mornings not knowing what today is going to hold Yo. That's exactly who am I going to get. I'm gonNA JEKYLL and Hyde. Who Am? I GONNA fucking get adhere but normally normally it was chill. You know whatever we like but it was Place called Picnic Pizza which was in the aviation mall. And he'd get me a slice and I was like I don't like so he needs to slice. And Gimme the crust with any started like slowly giving me cross with a little bit of cheese on. Oh yeah he but then like you know maybe like trying to teach me like trig or maybe just like you know something like that but no no. That's a train me. And then we got to the Gold Mine and give me quarters. But then he'd give you don't want to give all money to these people and then we leave really weird. Yeah these are all the memories come flowing back like my short Mike. My memory recall can be really good at times but when I need to remember something like Peter McNeeley name I'm so surprised I remember But yeah so. That's my story. Banner Tournament what. Got Me on that hiring who the fuck knows. Talk to stop paying attention twenty minutes ago. Oh come on shoot I my parents. My parents tricked me into liking Lima beans. Which I still do you just by telling me? I wasn't allowed to have them. I mean honest to God you can still pull that trick me today of you want me to like fucking Pete Buddha judge. Just tell me. I'm not allowed to vote for him but all right. Let's do with Mayor Pete. You're not allowed to vote for repeat. I saw the best fake like good news today. which was it was a photo of him from high school and he looks real fucking? Where can we talk about people? He's fucking creepy. Yeah that's fucking fucking upsetting. There's a photo of him looking upsetting. And then one of those things where you can make a fake article from you know whatever. Mother looked like newspaper from whatever. fucking stupid like fly over town. He's from saying like earlier today A local resident eighteen year old. Peter Budaj has is was was questioned for setting dog on fire. That's so believable. This man is so upsetting i. I'm not surprised at turns that it was fake but I still liked it a lot. I believe you know everybody has their demons. You look at a man you know like Bernie Bernie Sanders and you think that man is has had anal sex on no questions on point in his life. Mr Speaker. This is the legislation that we receive this winter mad scientists. Nobody in this house how how legislation which he doesn't understand has not seen for artists. Come on look into that fucking college. His wife was like the fucking administrator. I watch a lot of money dude now. Talking to young people from South Burlington. This is a video that has surfaced. And it's Hammond talking to two punks. Uh Burlington they're both crust punks. Well let me. They look really cool hair. This is like nineteen eighty hall of greed will focus looking good Columbia after the obvious question. All right now what I love what does your you know what I love is that Bernie. Sanders was public access. Mayor his own public access show where he'd interview people on the street about what makes them tick. I guess I don't know why he had that been for months. Used to be fucking weird before Bernie Sanders took over a nevermind. Just another shit hole. You don't have a ver- monster no doesn't mean anything. Or it's just basically saying correct societies shooting law and order but bring the mayor of the heck with Lauren. It's basically saying that you can do whatever you WANNA do. It doesn't matter. I can be talking about her black lipstick. Now exist thing. I can do whatever I had lied. Bought from hot topic was even around than the pre hot topic. There was something just King Ski just King or for Not Barbara Moss. There's one hour was in cross gates was one of the first things and Cross scale is crap Yeah Cha Cha Clinton the Spencer's there's gifts before he was definitely the pretty hot topic hot topic. Because that's where you could get pipes Yup poops you get like metal shirts. vibrators raiders shooter jewelry. Yeah Pewter Jewelry which is a great computer earing like an a dagger dragon with like fake rubies for eyes now cheap shit. That's where I got. My first ever motor had shirt. That's cool yeah. I wore motor had shirt and the had an Omelet over the OS and my father's I go during the told meal about. ooh drove in Germany. Are I like bonding moment. We've had four bonding moments and the last one was him putting drip guards on my window and that's great those pretty good. That was like last week. That's good last night. I found out one of the feelings of my My Year of Ford Explorer is the doors had hiddensee to freeze open. Once it gets too cold so I had the drive home holding my door. Close kidding may slugged. God Damn why did you buy an American vehicle. It's find somebody to little little white lithium grease this morning and also got a wide a Ford Explorer. You just said it. I think we're GONNA and it's fine. It's okay got the American an beauty Americans American beauty. Dad's the no log doors. Dad He joe yes no closed doors while driving then no clothes. I just kind of make the joke man. I had no on Montana to Rice. That's a perfect example of our chemistry swoop. Sometimes Cheryl swoops very famous runner. Really good almost as good as flo Jo. Okay let's Fund Chocolate Tucker high all right full disclosure. Andrew gave me some fucking caffeine pills. And they're they're they're fuck in Lyon right now. Well I usually take a natural before we could do we. We'll before we go okay. I'm good I might have to take a fiber metaphysical neuner which means intercourse. Of course yes. I remember Let's pull the audience. Anybody here ever had a true neuner where you come home from work to fuck your best gal or guy see in my mind. Numerous always been predominantly at a hotel POW. So you meet yeah. That was a neuner hotel. Yes high price the high-priced life motels fine Mon.. Whatever like a no Tomo? Tomorrow's Hourly Rate Motel if they still exist and yes certain I'm I'm sure they do in like places. I'm not trying to go now definitely. Not I think there's a place in there was a place in New York City that was purposely for fucking and I I have to look this up. There was a who was like a kind of a hostile kind of a bath house but also kind of a motel they would have like make sure to have a clean linen. It was like a whole experience for like two hundred bucks an hour. And you go there and you'd fuck and you're out and then you're out blow it out. That's the neuner spun the neuner Motel as e forty said. Blow it out then. I'm out no doubt song going through a thing right now where I'm going through sauna withdrawal. I really missed SONUM. Go to Go to fucking what's that. What's that John? Paul Spa Stuyvesant Plaza. You can go to that. Is there a sauna. Their bath think so because the only sauna I found that to be hot. Enough Illich LASAGNA. Hot Sun I can't fuck around in the one hundred twenty degrees. It's kid shit okay. There's a sauna in a bath house in Troy. That's yeah ages a full on like battling no pun. Bath fucking comes by. There's a fucking capital G.. Capital be gay bath house. And it's like hi. I'm Gabe bath. House Gabriel House at your service. I E much ago. Tom Wants to report. The what's the what's going to happen me just going. No thank you. Thank you a lot like. Whatever it's fine it's kind of like when I go to amazing dot net? I'm good. I'm good I'm good. Thank you flatter. Don't get me wrong. Door's still locked. Doors unlocked staying luck to you. Stop knocking I went once last. Summer wasn't a great summer and the door was locked. And that's when he knocked on the bathroom when they're like cocoon conch like doing the worst. Bursts of bathroom Medicaid occupied. I said I did hear someone's in here but the thing of hope for Liberals Greg because I said someone's any over the whole premise was yes they know someone was hoping San with the media. They're like I. I'm trying to get any type of human response even to be dispatched by somebody WHO's not dealing does we. It is amazing dot net. I've never been to amazing dot net. I'm happy to report. I'm like other. They have like blue and stuff like that but no do they are. Are there holes in the wall. Yeah well no only other ones on the like the way the really good into the inner sanctum. You've gotta go gotta go like the island of misfit toys like there's the front row. We're we're no one goes sir. It's like where people fear to try. The scare people like the nervous first timers go in there and that's fine but there's also a button you can make the screen go away and then the suddenly. There's somebody sitting next to you. Oh Fuck someone's holding their confession while no so it's you you you press the button. And then they have to also press their button and if they agree to press the button gloat when they're button glows green and yours grows glows red. Then it's flashing and the new press year button and then the if you both agree then it goes up but somebody's way too much time on the system And you still can't get at each other but you can see each other sitting there or standing there or whatever I prefer to stand because I don't want if you know someone tries to Bum Rush Sean. WanNa get I WANNA be ready. Sure Awesome and take me off my feet sure and And I was in there one time and light started flashing and I was like what the hell on a hit it and it was a standing there with his head like I was like. Oh my God because I am a junk out. Put the screen back. No that's when your cat. I'm good I I like I just I just I was like Whoa and Nizwa wave and I was like hey. And he's he gave him. He gave me the gain on fucking merging. Thank you thanks and then I was on my spent fucking five bucks on the ship the way just keep going man. Because we're not and I just Kinda like I just got my grip and laughed and I didn't. I was unsatisfied. It do anything else else but Yes it's amazing that as a full on Jack Shack may have glory holes in the other side. Okay where the island misfit toys. Were note where men fear to tread. It's an across the street from a fancy new courtyard chicken. Be Around for that much longer and I would love to be a fly on the wall where people are or like. I'm just going to get like a two liter coke and like some I see now under the guy runs a guy the guy with family. They're like runs across the street to get sucked off. Because that's all that's like the gay triangle there because they have the weird under the bridge. Where you're park your car deal then you have using nets then you have the river Sri Club which is an an exclusive like that where that spot is? That's what that's going this fucking saunter. You can hurt. That's the river Shan remind tear. It's supposed to be classy upscale upscale shore but everything scales under a bridge. Yeah absolutely but apparently it's like midsized. Real Catalina style. We walk around. There's do just like leaning against the fucking AH doorframes with no clothes on and shit like waiting like this. Hustler is in there and trying to make money in exchange for various sex acts build Asana Asana there's no way around it dueling Aspen Colorado style. Just do in the backyard. Yeah walk out there. You have some slippers on the some boots and then getting the sun and I'm thinking of a hot tub but you know the deal seems cold Tub but went rain cool do this. Let's build this make this a project we can do it. Go low between the two of us we can make this happen. Go to Lowe's tell them what what we're doing can be like. Hey we're very straight. Listen I need to repeat back when I said before I continue goes very strange. Okay all right. So what are you guys trying to build here Hot Tub for two local TUB culture. It can be one of the can be can be both they both. Yeah and a hot room Massana hot room hot room. Cub Garage built a hot room. You're hot room is really the sauna was rocks in it boiled enough we have those hasn't make you feel beyond about talk to me. Talk to me is talking about two guys sitting there just a towel on what about that. I'll try not to think about habits. Doodo you Yeah I bet you deal catcher number guy number woes guy. Won't you meet me in the Anyone help build it doing the panel van. And that's what you're working on the conover in one over afterwards will you can use nitrous. Yeah we lift up your arms hold a nail hold us eh. Up their their hammered. Those nails we saunas really coming together. Man Yeah that's Steve Sets. ooh Oh yeah he's really. I've watched some of his vile is Jason. I've watched I've heard some of his like really vile wash on vile gay porn. Movies and hit a stuffy. Says is like incredible. Yeah will but it's happening while like the really gross like in the in the movie chuckers. The whole thing is on porn hud so I watched it because I think the fucking hilarious one point. He's like I bet you're glad you came in here. This is exactly exactly not the experience. I won't from Sauna so no no but just saying I bet you glad you came in here. Oh yeah but he works those until I him being like. Oh Yeah Oh yeah. I bet you're glad you came in here. Yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah all right so move them around. Flip them over. Oh Yeah Oh it's really good all yes maybe. No Z around van worked where everybody Else Speaking Ryan Van Wink. We've Ghana's we'll be able to Ryan got something very good. No yeah well. We've got a couple of different things about Ryan Van Wyk. Did you know the job interview now to know. RV You gotTA stop talking about trump menace so fucking boring. It's like it's enough. It's listen actually. You know what let's see extended everyone everyone. Just stop talking about trump. It's so fucking boring. Oh my God enough. I mean you know. It's not like we all get it dude. Like yeah it's happening in our nation. That's the only thing that's happening right like there's something else going on. Oh this just in Reverend Waco some financial advice for everybody the strap the fucking everyone hensel get a pencil. Grab your helmets. Grab your car. Drop your cocks and grab your socks. Ravin wicks coming in hot with something called Savings Plan Gaddi they planned by. DVD's in two thousand twenty. So when I do my job interview on Friday. I'm hoping to start saving up money in hoping that. This could start doing that but I have like. I have percents thing that I wanted to do and I said hopefully next year I have enough money so I could do it. There's a the town that I want to travel to. And it's it's in the state of Indiana where rents about seventy miles from our live called the town's called Napa any but the the tourist attraction out there is called on my shares to Amish community and one of the reasons why I want to go out. There is because I've always liked to build and so again they build everything by hand and number use machine. So everything's done by hand and everything and then they don't even use cars they use horse and buggies to get around so being in DC. Also they have they have what they call their own amish restaurants and businesses altered and I wanna go see and not just at a while. The buildings date back to the eighteen hundreds dirt alert times been drawn to the historical recall society stuff So that's one of my main reasons for wanting to go out there but it's GonNa take at least a year trying to save up a decent amount because because if you go there you're y you might WanNa have winters on which is something that you know It's not gonNA be. I'M NOT GONNA go like every every every year or at least try I too but I'm money saved up. Hopefully it can take the time to get older. He's fucking fascinating. So yeah you know just when you think he's slipping ripe Pacha you know honestly I would assume somebody WHO's so into like rationalism and whatnot that he'd be like fuck the ash right like you know he is. Ms Thing is that he loves looking Amish and he loves how they build things. Ramic has a job interview on Valentine's Valentine's Day. Let's see how that's going to fucking week but I was applying for jobs online and so I got another second another job interview next week where where set for February fourteen which is like eight days from now on. I gotTa be there at ten o'clock so but now this job still isn't pain the greatest but it's better than nothing because right now. I'm having trouble finding any jobs and and I'm getting pissed when all the time to the job fast three restaurants and you don't want to do when they don't offer shit so I did find warehouse job just one pays I think the starting pay ten dollars an hour And then you get a shot. It doesn't really bother me. Twenty five cents. I know you might not be happy. The whole two warehouse job. And it's like it's fifty fifty hours a week because the shifter ten hours. That's not that's not. That's basically if we don't do what we're time but you gotta be willing to commit to overtime so they ask you to stay longer than ten hours you have to so you got to be willing to do overtime which I which I'm willing to do and I'll also willing and I'm also willing to do the fifty hours also fifty off. Fuck no no no no and the only good one good thing about this job as only ten minutes from where I live so so. It's pretty close so I don't have to drive too far. It's a good thing for me. I can't listen anymore of it. I'm sorry so he'd be making five fifty a week before taxes. Jesus Christ before taxes that's before the federal and state taxes Boy He he is never going to get the amish that way man. You know it's a lot it's pretty tough out there everybody If we could pass the hat for all Ryan Wow figure something out. Yeah well the another Kirk. Douglas died I did. Did you know where he was from. He was from Amsterdam's city in New York. Amsterdam New York really with your family exit really like it a lot. I've decided that me. And my militia group. WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER AMSTERDAM as a trial run before taking over Canada. Then it'll be fun. Wow Okay I don't think he will miss it to be honest. I'm climbing. Now they have an indoor mall used to have stores in it. Yeah it doesn't really stores anymore. Cool Weird Robert. Moses nightmare built it into the under parts of it are underground factories. No the things in I go out there to shoot. There's a shooting range out there so I drive through it like kind of a lot. They they used to be like the single biggest supplier of plastic bags MHM fill the fuck off now that they're outlying plastic bags Kirk was died and while the rips were plentiful actually curated some of the better very nice our right and We'll see how far we can get. There is Ryan Fenwick one in here. That I'm this is some old friends including Ron Van Wick screened fiend. Who we haven't heard since the Chester Bennington days sack blabbermouth and the guy called defiance illusion? Our our love it and also Charlie Chicken but here we go and This I'm going to be some numerology. Well all right perfect should play some of these right now here. We go. Ballot passed away at the age of one hundred. Three is still is still come believe that he lived up to two hundred and three years old to leave it. That's over over a century. Thanks thanks I mean I do is all well. This will like You'd never know Unexpectedly pass this were which this person's I mentioned video but Kobe Bryant. Oh thanks for the update. Nobody heard about I had no idea. Daf Bryant like unexpected though right Kirk Douglas. I knew was only a matter of time so to me though was not shocking though because I knew amount of time for everybody okay who who else can reshape. It's about but still I still can't believe he lived up to a hundred and three years old. His last few years seemed very fulfilling last year. When I reviewed of Oscar he was appeared at the beginning of the movie? We played a still salone. Okay Art Doc. Sorry guys here even watch the News Day. Great actor Kirk Douglas. Today ask the way they eight hundred three years old. Oh boy. Emily has quite an active pedigree. Thanks for those who don't know skirt Douglas into his background in the school. Me Please Gun Kapadia are. Are you typing right now. Let you can't even have three setup. Now Okay let's check this out watch me watch me. Watch me sound out words as I look for movies I've Seen A. He made his bad which I hope that was worth it just for that person's crime. Let's up boy Karsono here. Cartagena how are you. You don't light on their We lost a star one of the biggest movies of all time star. Wars Kirk Douglas. US Kurt Kirk. Douglas Hurt Doug on now. Let's see trying to paint unto the road. I was driving driving driving with your own light on. That's interesting choice. We'll Gil King doing interview Kerr. Sales Person's driving about the rape case. DOC said during the world from the world of acting here we go fucking day in the world for acting the world. It was a well known. WHO's a well known actor and the father of of another well-known actor? Michael Douglas has just died according to his son. Eric just confirmed I'm get Kirk. Douglas was one hundred years old. fucking old fuck but yeah but he carved Douglas was one of the last surviving spicy. That was from the golden era era. Kirk Douglas The dimple Chen screen icon. Who who was known for bringing an explosive controls intensity to a memorable array of heroes and hills in in heels in such films? Such as focus and champion ever planning offscreen role as a maverick independent producer. Hollywood blacklist thinking about these things. Yeah clocks I've been head and shoulders. Swab expensive seventy two. CVS This generic head and shoulders dollars dollar swab him playing strip all dirt. I think from my mind going natural going to go on Ashra fucking close damage. Well you can't think we're all these clothes. Yeah thanks tormented Curtis Venture Bengo in the nineteen point six. I have never felt any need to the guy. And he's so brilliant and he doesn't know it so he feels like he has to read from like entertainment tonight dot com. Oh we just WanNa hear you man we wanna hear I mean I know. He's a fucking like a the freelance. Let's say he's a fucking old. Fuck that's fucking great anymore. That that's it. You have to like eighty eight biography. He says he likes his roles stimulating challenging mentioned in his upstairs neighbor. fucking phrase I bring a six pack down his. DVD shelf getting to fold after services immigrants deserve a six. Wow Basic Douglas. Famous actor die. Sloth Sloth from the goonies rented a time all video these acts are dying laughing I gotta make one of these videos IOS again but this time it's not somebody about music and yes. We're doing the shaky cam as you can see by the data hoping it with my right hand which is not a shaky as Jewish stroke talking about the stroke. Definitely he does I. I Oh yeah this is all fucked up. Yeah stroke hundred and free but even though it's kind of weird man it's like take on my life have been seen Kirk Douglas. And because my mom you've been seems whenever Kirks town distributors distributors with Kirk. Douglas Boneless I just said Mr chows Douglas and sack sack blab table for to. I'm going to walk with Kirk. Douglas for Mirjam near long as I can remember long since broke. Kurd dog dog. Kurd would upgrade double double. That guy said you can't bring the kids to attack so there's a kid you you don't tell me Tengo paranoid. Oh you think you're trying to tell me to raise my. But she did say it like that. She had this really Romanian accent. which is I loved the hell out of? You know gator from Dayton strong. What we've learned learned? Is that all of our terrorist. Youtubers have all gotten actually horrible Kirk. Douglas the three vegetable. You kidding me. Rest in peace Thank you for all the thank you. Thank you defiance. Allusion several great celebrity. Leave something that's well defined solution Asian Amsterdam great how great our you'll be sorely missed so dropped optus phone a little. God rest your soul. Dude time I was at my house there was a man living in the kitchen. But if you get out the the house is the former home of the wrestling hall of fame look it up. Why does he have? The New York is home of the wrestling hall of fame looking up. I've done. My research surged. Now you do yours. Are they youtubers. Money's Charleston. Dome I say the Six Thousand and twenty and I'm now going to conduct to go spoke session. Lean tension of attempting to communicate with the spirit of the late actor Kirk Douglas. I'm also in private. Goes sections if you'd like me to attempt to communicate with one of your deceased loved ones of these were available by late in the description below. The background is cheap. Berber recarpet cable. Why don't you give them tips? You know spoke Shem bring her youtubers along the network of you to bring them along. Aw credibly on the spur of the late actor Kirk Douglas Kirk. Wb speaking this divine. So we'll get here. You hurt Doug this December the nine nineteen sixty. USA starting bill such a SPA. Good luck for like now. United with your Ninth Psalm. Every Erica. Nobody does doesn't get brought on mytalk up Eric sock incident Kimble's trying to kill me headbutts. headlock mission you. Get to heaven and chemo slices WIP initiate a Kirk Douglas Forever. Yeah and Tim and Jack Palance and dating we've got it's like it's like a very strange universe where it's triple Kirk isn't heaven this three to fifty two thousand twenty eight one hundred three and kind of only USA from natural causes. Mary died in the car accident. Movie Really Helicopter Accident. He was switched serious. Ten passenger than in the Cabbie Bryant helicopter Are you there. Why are you shooting with Kobe? And Jonah have you met Jonah and the other people in the John and the that helped me arrested me. I've met the other people in the chopper. I love her understand. He's been dating Jonah Bryant Dude Fuck in the idea of Kimba slice dating Jack appellants really got me too hot hot ticket so yeah so KIRK DIVA's gets to heaven and it's like people are like you know all the time so people are like Oh like I don't like and you get to the waiting room. People are looking through the glass. You know I was like Oh shit look who died. I'm like I don't really have a link to the the United States when you're and again lying. Oh you don't wherever you want you can't succeed. Not only the privileged people see down. Now you're like well you know you never know who dies and you don't have no communication other live in Charlotte. She didn't even have no communication with the the world down there right to walk in the cafeteria. Where all of a sudden like Holy Shit fucking Catherine Deneuve just walked in? And they're like. Oh Kirk Kirk Douglas. So my God it'd be great and you walk in and it's like Koby's here kirk cousins and it's not a big deal Jack Pounds had a little Pine as I he walks up is darker and I thought I'd say you were. Douglas do some one arm push-ups and then they talk as canal. Should probably finish what we start in on the on the set of night heat. I think that would be a great idea. When's Quincy on the voice? It'd be funny if you have any to age in reverse. You've gotta like wait fucking years until your functional again yeah fifty years subduing gets up. goes up hard again trump. Getting hard on that sucks Kurt at six Kirk. Kirk said Kirk captain. Matt I just did. What fucking Ryan is Kirk luck in? God I can get it hard for you know you can give it a try. Try get down on my knees and I look. Let me get down on my knees and I looked up. Oh I want to worship it just discussed so real. Oh Jack Aca what am I gonNA. What am I gonNA say? No one of my gonNA say Nodia. Oh God oh God Dad Oh God oh Oh you era which is coming in saying. You're the first person I cursed Jack. You're the first person I wanted to the first person. I want the fine when I got up to you and I have no way make it onto aric are kimmy. Gives them a hug but he has his pants dad. We can talk later. I didn't know you jess power. I'll I'll I'll leave and Jack Pilots. Were that one get out of here. Good here kid. This man's work. Jesse do men are talking. GET OUTTA hair was. Oh you're pretty hot too. I'm not gator Eric. Gay No neither my neither am. I GonNa do a line to Jack Palance. I didn't know you're gay. I'm not gay Sir neither am I but excellent. Let's get down to it then. Let's down into it then. More like he's who's hit some flourishes all right well young guns. Was that Jack Penalty. He's really good. And you. You instruct Jack. I'm like we're like okay. I'm going to get on the bed and you're going to come in behind me all right. I just need to know what to do. I've never been in a game. I would be for because go to heaven. They haven't made him gay. Yeah of course the what does that shit called the and and at some chanted Melissa. Also after a Zine Melissa Ethridge Zine makes the frogs gay trendy like the. It'll Melissa Ethridge Zine. I made in high school with a high cut out pieces of newspaper Letters. Wow I said come to my window. That song was about me. And although you're gay Mozambican feel well. Although you're gay does not stop the way I feel right because you're gay but you love women and so do i. So so we can make it work. Yeah we can definitely make it work. We can bird dog girls in the genome saying this. We can go down to the barn looking women together. Whatever bar I don't even care which bar and if it stalls out you know I'm right here for you? I'm as hard as they are hard as you wish they were most the average husky voice and your husqvarna tractor. You Bet through this the end of this in your own all the buzzer still works still here the Muslim still I'm working. I'm sick and tired of your emails. still works. Do you WANNA do some questions. The time question time but I remember that we said that we were going to provide some airline disasters onto the guy would have totally forgotten now. I think I'm just going to do one. But you can do one okay because you're not doing a bracket then we're gonNA listen. Good Disaster Plan Undo. We're GONNA do okay. Final do a couple Gender because I know you looked up a couple I I'M GONNA the first one to enter. The ring is Western Airlines flight. Twenty six six. Oh five or the flight. The captain didn't listen to the The first mate of the first you know second in command or whatever and landed on the wrong runway which was under construction and had all kinds of bulldozers on nine and there's a recording of him realizing he fucked up and it's too late so he's he actually Screams like a lady and it's very disturbing so plug your ears if you don't Mike disturbing stuff and turn it up and bridge off the KNOB. If here in a man is your bag. T DUBS GUYS DUBS. Aw so that was that really brought the whole fucking down. Didn't it gone too soon. Captain Charlie from Western Airlines Aligns Flight Twenty six hundred there There's another one Alaska Airlines flight. Sixty one where they tried to fly the airline lineup say down And didn't work out so well does your hair edythe here to sixty one in sixty one out of twenty six thousand feet. We all right eight vertical dive. Jesus die of yet common vertical dive. Yep this is a the MD eighty-three stabiliser. One does not properly lubricated Parkland recreation side if you do decide to maintain level two four zero four zero five the ocean not not before trying to fly upside down Troubleshooting can you give me a block between in Now as they're flying upside down but of two zero of this man when he died was reincarnated immediate. fucking fucking well done sorry sixty one over here with me as well and while the the water and great fun of a game I thought I don't have any audio. It'll be more fun dark now. I'll do one more okay. This is my favorite one when we talked about this is actually my favorite shit when the dudes we're on the Internet for an hour distracted because they were playing missed in the cock. You know I'll take out two who of mine and then we'll just have three and three one hundred forty nine people dropped out of radio contact then flew past Minneapolis before turning around and landing landing safely today the FAA released audio recordings from that ten tonight. Eighty eight here Minneapolis. Talking only the Airbus three twenty jet had overshot the Minneapolis Saint Paul International Airport by more than one hundred. I'm with miles finally up and you're like oh boy running head correct it go. You can stay right here and fucking best we were holiday maneuver the plane to prove he was in command. The puzzled controller pressed for more information. We didn't get much eighty-eight you're trying to get a free backstage. What kinds of Is there anyone you elaborate. On inspecting all day long trial company issues by giving giving each other company. Yeah I think they were because they never actually said. The Union kicked in speculated that they were on the Internet fucking around like no one knows centers think. Yeah it's great in flight. So what are yours Andrew. All right so I had five. I'm going to eliminate too but I can read them so I kind of have five but I eliminate the valley stream nineteen nineteen thirty four. I think aircrash almost killed my grandfather that I talked about a few episodes ago. We need we need both need four for bracket right. Oh Shit you're right under the one last one okay. This is though because that's not even that good it would have would have killed me if if it had hit my grandfather. Not a fun now for me. None of none of these are fun. Okay so my next one. We've talked about it on here before. Is Fedex flight seven vigneault five. Oh Wow the guy wanted to commit suicide. Yes so he stowed away on the Fedex jet and then when they were in the air he kicked in the cockpit door in its salted both the pilots with a hammer and a guy with half his brain hanging out of his head managed to fight this guy with the hammer off and land the plane at the same time. If you ever wanted the they do those re-creations on youtube it is spectacular. And I think everyone's about they took him complete activator actor really good. My next one is the one we talked about. Twa Eight hundred mystery. Shut down by By the army off the coast of Long Island goes to the last episode. If you want to hear more about My next one I know but this will pretty recently Air New Zealand nine zero one. This this was a sightseeing flight. They used to fly from New Zealand to Antarctica Flight Antarctica. And they would do a big loop and you could see all the shit and the fly back with a couple of hours and that's at nine A.. One the change. The flight plan the night before and didn't tell the pilots and as a result the pilots flew directly into a mountain on Antarctica. Oh my God and the bodies are still there because they just can't get them because it's fucking Antarctica so it's just like now when a An article was sixty five degrees the other day. Maybe they can finally thought about. Hey we gotta talk about that. But we'll talk about the second. Do I have one more thing I do. Yeah well you know the other ones just Malaysia. Three seventy which I just love. It's so much fun I couldn't. I couldn't possibly elite give more info. You've already fucking read about it. But that's that's a really good one really fun. Who knows Kinda no but who knows? Hey you know it's fine fine. I had my last one. So now we have both have four as American Eagle Five forty one eighty four where the pilot Captain Aguilar leaves. I used the plane's Lavatory then starts hitting on and making out with the flight attendants in the back of the plane. I our first officer Doug Liano caught gets a call kept an eye gary says. Hey Bro. And Ghana's yeah getting busy ladies back here I officers. Oh yes so. If I don't make it back up there within the next say fifteen twenty minutes you know why. Okay I When we get close to touchdown I'll give you a ring? I guess now I'll be up right now. There's somebody in the bathroom so I guess I'll call you later her then. He spends band time in the back. Apparently he was drunk. Captain Holy Shit Kept eventually returns the cockpit to find that the icing on the wings. And there's the try to do the flaps and the flaps don't work one of the flops works and eventually puts the you planned into an irreparable role they die. Wow already know that one's GonNa win but we'll put these rackets and We'll we'll let people decide what the The the fucking best air disaster is. I enjoy the guy getting down a fucking pie with the the fucking flight attendants the really good. I mean it's way to go okay. All righty four some questions. Yeah let's do questions right hopes. I've got one one with the call. The whole thing. Go put the call on instagram. We've got I'm sure. Have some Yeah we have some up on its onscreen to Andrew Washerwoman the woman wear to the Russian baths. They have in fact I have one right here. You describe this. I'M GONNA put it on and then I'm GonNa let you describe what this looks like. Oh God Andrews disrobing in front. I'm robing he's robing actually in front of me not to be okay so what you should actually wear is like a bathing suit like whatever you would wear to a beach that you're kind of not totally sure is like a cool place. Just wear that but they also have these roads that I will now. podcast in exclusives is a robe. That is a sleeveless fucking robe. You look like you're a wrestler. This I feel like I'm luke. Hang from from mortal mortal Kombat in this thing to your fucking God. Yes so this is what they have for you so I would urge you to wear something else under it because this is not The this this is not becoming a normal person it looks great. I like it a lot. The second part of the question is Hans. What should the Bush be Should be whatever you'd like. But if you're asking me what I prefer it's a long haired pussy a juvenile once said they don't let me on Women Only Day so I don't know I don't know what the Bush procedure is there. It's whatever let it let it would assume that it's a blended fucking let it roll. That Bush is way back in fashion. So who who are you rooting for the The XFL stoked at the near Guardians. One today yeah. I'm all in on the Seattle dragons who although didn't do very well in classic Seattle fashion they weren't very good. Defensively and let a lot of Shit. Fly Andrew Andrew. How the gardens game on when I came here and you pull for the guardians were drawn up the lines? You'd expect us to draw. That's fine of course worse if one of your were to be suicide by Hillary Clinton which of you would it be and why I mean. I guess I'd be the obvious choice but it's so obvious that maybe I wouldn't be. Maybe they would kill you instead to send me a message right yeah. I don't know what kind what message would they sent. That's sure tweeting tweeted. No I wouldn't let that happen. I'd fight the Delta Alter Force sent as loyal army. Though you know somebody's coming after you just head right over here I got you covered the rock and roll it. We're going to going to. I'd be like Hussein does fight cited in the AR a couple of days ago th shooting real nice Silicon Valley. We're ready to go What level of Hell L. DO cover Bam's goto probably not chilling with Hitler? Maybe Ed Geene I don't know never been cover band really hate cover. Bands yes I've Sung for a black Sabbath. Cover Band saw that in fun it was just a bunch of fun it's all Not Enough I don't know man. I think they go through a lot of hell. I think a lot of like especially in the city like this where in Albany were cover bands actually make like he's the money for plying implying for other people's songs so you're stuck doing and then you become the cover band man. That's the thing I think that you just go to a place where you're just waiting for enough people to show up up to cover your nut. Then it never happened and just the set never ends soon as always plan Roxanne waiting for more people to walk in playing big old jet airliner in My sidepiece is just a statement when my Siamese is ignoring me and my wife is total bitch no question just complaining okay. Good sorry pal. Now that's all that was on instagram. So somebody fucking somebody out of themselves solves. That's wild no trust. Man I got you know works big trust call me in jail. Big Trucks Trust. What else we got all right? weed is a question about the air tragedy fiesta. We've already done it so sorry. We know that it's been five years. There's Andrew what those either linen sheets cost. I honestly don't remember like more than three hundred less than four fifty press press somewhere like that. It was very stupid. Good sheets so I gotta read this. I make sure this isn't like every now and then someone tries to fuck in like smuggling something where we say words when I supposed to say now this one Now but Yeah I find that interesting as well. We'll keep that one. Sorry good good do dope. That's actually we have well. We didn't get a lot of here this week. Would you be Ramsey because people writing like and we just like. Oh yeah we got a ton and we just never read them. So that's that's on US fine. That's on US tunnel. You haven't seen eating me up. So we're doing misconceptions already. Put It on. We don't have to start right. This second start be efficient and put it on screen. I love it I can read it. It's in the big box what the fuck. Let's reason connections ought to be a good time. God this is this. I don't think this misconduct this is sent for you. Miss Miss Connection sent in by associate producer Hannah. Every week she curates the World Fun Miss Connection just for so you want us from the Capital Region Albany New York interviews for local people. Hello there capital region. I am a local reporter for a small news station and Radio Personality Front Online radio station. Aren't we all people who have done interesting things in the community unity also people who work in hospitals in the military it's Cetera. If you think you'd be interested in an interview please do contact me with what you do and your ability or perhaps you've experienced some trauma and would like to have your voice be heard put a color in the subject line or I will think you're messages Spam whites-only sleep lease. 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I hope I lost his number. Awhile ago I haven't been able to find him. Any information would would be good. I'll have I have a career move. I know he'll be good at career. Move Career move. I know he'll be good I'm quite certain I bet it's somebody opening up a new restaurant new the ihop Server Andrew. Please help me find a way. All I'm trying to find my old friend due to an accident on my God. I was comatose with minor memory loss for several years time. Oh my God awed. When I awoke everyone I've known for the most part of moved moved on and change the contact numbers? I seemed to have a picture in my wallet which I'll link to this post host. He's the lighter and I'm the darker skinned guy. In this day and age. Everyone knows or has seen somebody somewhere at some point in this city. I'm okay with for riding my contact information to anyone who can prove they have contact with him to some degree. It has been ten years and I'm just trying to reconnect the life. I wound to start with maybe take a English refresher at all help regardless of how small may seem to you is appreciated memory losses. No joking now. We're being quite serious about the You lose everyone. Everything along. Sounds great actually actually fine with I'm okay. That'd be good where a Gona Solitaire. I'm sure I could do solitary confinement. I'm sure I'd be fine with memory. Loss up wait the update the firmware. My head it you lose everyone in everything along with the time I can send her picture of us his name as well and he used to work in this area. Seattle doesn't let me add the picture. Just said you'll link at the post. Well you lie. He didn't remember the whole fuck. That's interesting number All Right Oh fun. mm-hmm well marriage backer. I go married fit tall Hong for women in NASA. Hi How are you I'm Brian. I'm thirty four. Years is all tall fit hung hung. I've Hung Myself Huntington. I'm waiting to die I've never done anything like this before. Would like never done anything like this before would like to talk to a woman either in a similar situation or not minding mine. I have more picks singer information and picks uh-huh more picks send your information picks and I can send my in back. Please put your name in the subject line. So I know it's real you on a trip out on this little map apprehend or you can see the the first place I lived now. Kenneth wows you drink with somebody named Brian. Yeah it's mean gene me and Brian Hanging out Nassau county was he tall fit and hung. Of course did you do. I know anyone who's not while me all three I'm not Jacob Riis Park now to four PM and need their pipe unclothed park save is Schilling. Your Karn Jacob. Riis park is waiting for something to suck you up. White male thirty six free till four PM today. I'm at Jacob. Rees sacrificed in his professional career to ensure that there'd be no more child workers when children living and working in factories. Impossible hours and fought hard to take photographs that documented their struggle and they eventually named a park after him. Robert Moses named a park after after him I bet he didn't think that there'd be men waiting till four PM in their cars to get sucked off into the into it. Who knows right? Take pictures on what Jacob is sitting in an old timey car waiting for a man. I yeah finally. I'd like a like a studebaker. The old studebaker. I've made my my made my quarters in this life all blow up managed to start the ball rolling on rent control where nobody will be able to live anywhere in the city in fucking sixty years. I've done my duty perfect. I closed the bunch of factories. That child labour was selling expensive. So now I have to pay real workers to work sucks bro Anyways remedies park and my car jerk off. Come Watch milk me or you uncover me. Cover me face you your load. Thank you cover face to face. ooh maybe this is. Jacob reads it not use a phone. He's just very confused. He's very worked up Andrew I don't know about you but I had a heart to heart with myself and I am looking for female genital. Herpes type. One wants what's good of you. I am forty year old white good-looking now looking for a female who has or is okay. Hey who ten genital herpes type one. I'm Virgil laid back guy. I appreciate the simple things and the simplistic slings. Yes I am open to all all ages and races please feel free to email me then. Hope we can talk and exchange picks their thanks. I hope to hear from you soon. Have Fun getting infected. Ah thanks bone chaser Andrew. I got I got a question for you. Are you a bad tie you down you know. Oh you know it you know. I'm a bad girl. If you've done some terrible things. I want to hear them talk about why you do it. A- and why and what you want to do next. Tell me your darkest desire and I will keep your secrets. Maybe if you'd like I can help you achieve. 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