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Fresh update on "elliot" discussed on Michael Berry
"On that. Tiger Dude. Victor Hugo Cuevas has his bond revoked by a judge who said a new bond at 300,000, which museums come up with 30,000. Workman County Judge Frank Fraley revoke the bond for Victor Cuevas 26. In the case of the 2017 murder, Remember He's never been tried for the in that murder case. The judge set a new bond of $3000 for the same conditions. As before Cuevas remains in custody. His attorney, Michael Elliot, says that it may be a few days before Cuevas has bonded out. He added that the family has to make that decision. The bond on the murder charge is unrelated to the tiger investigation. But prosecutors said Cuevas has violated his bond conditions in connection with the incident. Does his bond conditions probably said You can't keep a tiger in your house in a lo and behold. They forgot to put that in the order. Labels was already out on bond for the murder charge when the Harris County District attorney's office charged him with evading arrest after he allegedly ran away from police with the tiger in the back of an SUV Friday. You know, you kind of feel like Wouldn't you love to see the cops when they show up on the scene? What do we call this? When you evade arrest with a tiger in the back? There's got to be some aggravating. Uh, charge here. This is a deadly weapon. Is it reckless endangerment? Cuevas was arrested Monday and placed into Fort Men County Jail. By Wednesday, he was released on a $50,000 bond. Prosecutors said Cuevas violated the conditions of his original bond, and they wanted him back behind bars. So this is an interesting case. Kim Ogg, the Harris County district attorney loves to let bad guys run free. It amuses her. It's like a fetish for her to see how many more people they can kill. It's It's her little It's her little game. Well. She has to bring the case on this guy because the media is all over it, and it would look bad. This guy is free. He's walking around again. If this case hadn't received so much attention. And that's what's driving Andy Kahn at Crime stoppers and the police officers so crazy. The police officers know they're arrested, murderous thugs. And the Harris County District attorney's office won't take the case. Had a local police department. Tell me a story a few weeks ago. They picked up a guy. He, um He'd been driving around fancy neighborhoods, stealing the equipment out of landscapers and construction crew's trucks. Do you think about that? These your guys out, making it happen, Busting their ass and you lazy turd, you go and steal their work equipment. While they're in the house or in the backyard working, so they finally catch this guy. Harris County District attorney Refused to take the refuse to take the case. And the cops were like you know how hard it was for us to catch this guy. And now we have to go. Well, never mind. We're letting you free think he might possibly go back and continue to do this again? Ramon. You know what I miss? Gift wrapping. When I was a kid, every department store you went to had a gift wrapping department now I was thinking about this this morning. Don't know what the gift wrapping person did when they weren't gift wrapping because it wasn't just a Christmas Christmas had set up a table, but especially for men. You go with your dad. Buy your mom some thing. You know how to wrap up your dad don't know how to wrap a present. That way. When he bought it, he could bring it home and she wouldn't know what's in it. Right course my mom would peel the tape off looking and tape it back. But that's just my mom. You're my mother done that, too. Maybe not. My mom's a pilfer from from way back from the jump. So anyway, I REM I miss the old fashioned gift wrapping department. Every store had won and you would have a nicely wrapped gift. When you got a gift from the somebody had paid the extra or some places did it free? You knew that had it done by the gift wrapping department. Now compare that to when I would wrap my present from my parents. Remember how raggedy that would look, especially if it wasn't a squared off? You know, easy to wrap if it was If you didn't know to put it in a box, so it would look nice. You just put it in there and it kind of crank lit up like saran wrap or something. And then sticks and tape. How raggedy that would look on Christmas morning, But you were so proud here, Mom. I bought this for you at the school because that our school you they had a little Christmas market. Your parents to give you a couple of bucks you'd gone. Never forget. One year I bought my dad. Ah, belt except it wasn't really a belt. It was a belt. That was a calendar and you would kind of slide it back and forth like you're making it larger or smaller. As if anyone was ever gonna wear because it was six inches fat and it was made over. It was made out of some sort of vinyl material. But in my mind here who that's gonna love this? How much is it? Is dollar 89. I got $2 right here. I'll take that. That's mine. That's going.
Minnesota Mayor Wants Unarmed Civilians, Not Police, to Enforce Traffic Laws
"Police reform in a very different way. He wants unarmed civilians and not the police to enforce traffic laws. Proposed change comes a month after a white police officer killed a black man named Dante right during a traffic stop Matt Sepik of Minnesota public radio reports on April 11th officer Kim Potter pulled over Dante Ride in Brooklyn Center, a diverse community of 30,000 bordering Minneapolis. Police say it was because of expired plates writes. Mother says it was a dangling air freshener. As Potter and another officer tried to arrest the 20 year old on an outstanding firearms warrant. He broke free and got back in his car. On body camera video. Potter is heard shouting Taser, but instead she grabs her nine millimeter gun. The gun shot is edited out of this clip. Potter, who was a police officer for 26 years, resigned and is charged with manslaughter. That killing led to a week of demonstrations, including violent clashes with law enforcement. Security fencing still surrounds Brooklyn Center police headquarters. Today. Things are quiet as a crew of workers, repairs of looted dollar store across the street. Neighboring scoreboard Pizza, which was untouched, owner Jim Johnson says right should still be alive. They should've let that young man just go mean expired Tabs and is that worth pulling over someone when you already know that there were weapons violation? Johnson, lifelong Brooklyn Center resident says police could have made the arrest later. He's skeptical of Mayor Mike Elliot's proposal. The mayor wants a quote unarmed civilian traffic enforcement department to handle all minor, non moving violations, such as expired plates and broken tail lights. Elliot is pushing Council members to approve his plan soon. We need to do it as if There was an emergency and people were at the PD protesting again. We need to have that level of urgency. Brooklyn center is not the first community to consider
Fresh update on "elliot" discussed on The Russ Martin Show
"All of film history. And Rob Roy opposite Liam Neeson. He is so Just Say awful because his character's awful, but he's phenomenal Actor. Mm hmm. The movie was ships. What? With ships? No. Another boat movie, Dan. No, no. The Rob Roy had no didn't have any ships. That one movie that has a ship in it, you know, come on. Rob Roy had it. Okay, number. I'm totally lost. Rob Roy was a was a Scottish cattle rancher. Okay? Don't believe he ever floated them around Cape Horn, Okay? But yeah, Tim Roth, phenomenal actor. He's 60 today. Tom Cochran is 68. From Canada. He's a singer. His song Life is a highway as a good song. David Byrne from Talking Heads is 69. George Lucas. Creator director of Star Wars and Indiana Jones. He is 77 today and wouldn't you know it? Because we just inserted Chlo into the middle of the back to the future of franchise. Robert Zemeckis, who directed back to the future is 69 today, continuing our streak of us mentioning something about somebody, and then within a day or so they end up having a birthday. It's weird how that works, and it just happened. You got to hear it all in one segment. The tiger that was filmed roaming the streets of Houston. Is apparently still unaccounted for. Maura. Information has come out about the animals Some people involved are claiming the situation is well more complicated than it appears. Um Victor Hugo Cuevas, The Cat's alleged caretaker who claims I'm not the owner was taken into custody is now facing charges related to the incident. His lawyer spoke to Fox News about situation and said the tiger is a nine month old male named India. And they're getting him to a good preserve zoo or sanctuary. That's one of the main concerns right now. He believes. It's very likely the Tiger was with a man named D'Andre earlier in the week. This man is apparently the cat's actual owner and is believed by Elliot. To be involved in the illegal exotic animal trade. Unfortunately, since enough time has passed, he's less confident that India is still with this person. So basically, we don't know where that Tiger is still Job sure will. Escape. That's it. Isn't it Close? That's the other thing to keep in mind. What we don't know if he's escaped for all we know like he put the tiger in somewhat, someone else's hands. That kind of hide The tiger. But Based on the footage that we had seen all week. You could tell. Okay, That's obviously not a full size tiger. Now we know it's only nine months old. It's a kitten. Yeah. And, you know, kittens don't know how to play. They don't know. They don't really know the strength and the severity of their claws like they think they're playing with you. And next thing you know, you've you've been beheaded. But I looked a little slow, like, you know, you know, I don't know. It just was kind of peeking. Just the video footage that I said, uh Maybe a little skittish. Maybe we'll certainly maybe a little malnourished or maybe the opposite. Maybe you two just eaten the human and it was just moving slowly because it was so full We don't know. It is. You know, Houston doesn't have enough problems that now you got to, you know, worry about you know is the tiger going to eat me? It's probably too human for him. He said. Take me back to India. The mosquitoes are better there. Yeah. Match dot com just released the results of a new survey where they asked single people about their plans for the summer. And 70% of single people say they are ready to go this summer and put themselves out there as much as possible. Number 2 71% say they want to find a serious relationship. But the majority of people say they're pretty sure a lot of the other people out there just going to be looking for a hook up looking for the sex. Number 3 56% of single people say they're definitely focused on whether the people they're dating have gotten the vaccine. Number 4 57% of single people say they want to get in on this summer. I don't know what's wrong with the other 43%. But I don't know just seemed a little Mm, like really only 57% interest in them. Alfie, You're part of the 57%, right? That doesn't want a bone. No, that does want to. Yeah, Chlo, you're part of the 57%. Have you? Some people forgot how to Hole. That's bad, right? Oh, that zah product of the pandemic. I hadn't thought off because they say some people say if you know it's like, if you don't Repeatedly use a skill. You kind of forget how to do it. But then there's others like riding a bike that you're supposedly, you know, going to remember forever. You might be a little wobbly at first, but you'll you'll get you'll be You'll eventually be fine. Yeah. Like she's a man. That's my find my taint. Yeah. Be bad if your first time getting it on after the pandemic If you fall off, would Ugo I'm under the bed. Send help. We've also discussed a lot. How not a lot of people want to return to the office because they've actually enjoyed working from home. The advantages of it, man. I hope they stay there. We all do. Well. There's an article on slate dot com about the issue. Now the lots of people are starting to go back into an office for the first time. They're not happy about The poop situation..
Texting Option Weighed for Upcoming '988' Suicide Hotline
Anthony Davis Plans Return for Los Angeles Lakers on Thursday vs Dallas Mavericks
"Will anthony davis lebron james return win win a win. Well davis has been out since as you know february fourteenth calf strain tendonitis in his right leg. James banal since march twentieth. When he suffered a high acl sprain against the atlanta hawks. One of those guys coming back now because according to a story from espn. Dave mcmenamin davis is supposed to be returning on the court this week. I'm recording this on a tuesday night. But he's supposed to be coming back to the court. Possibly against the dallas mavericks on thursday so lakers take coach coach. Vogel said that davis is days away from making his return. Statement was that You know he's got to be able to get some good work on the court even able to get some good work on the court after elliot morning meeting and we'll build up over the next two days. Going into the lakers. Next game as they meant to be for thursday on the road against dallas mavericks effect. They have two consecutive games yet. The barracks at the downtown dallas is home court
Second Night of Unrest After Fatal Police Shooting
"More protest overnight in a Minneapolis suburb warrant officer who authorities say apparently intended to fire a Taser, not a handgun shot and killed a black man during a traffic stop. Brooklyn Center Mayor Mike Elliott says someone must take responsibility for the actions of the officer. This young man eyes that and a mother is without a son that much I do know and that that is, I think, uh, the most important thing that we have to keep in mind here. Elliot was on NBC's Today show.
Brooklyn Center Mayor Mike Elliot supports firing police officer who shot Daunte Wright
"The whole world is watching. I'm Lisa. Let Sarah Fox News those words from Brooklyn Center Minnesota Mayor Mike Elliott after the police shooting of 20 year old Dante, right by a white police officer. The community not far from Minneapolis, with the trial of former police officer charged with the killing, George Floyd is taking place here all collectively devastated. And we have been for over a year now by the killing of George Floyd and that we continue. To be distressed as we go through the Derrick Show Vin Trial shooting took place yesterday afternoon when you roll, Dante right, was pulled over for an expired tag. When police ran his name. They were alerted that he had an outstanding warrant for possessing a pistol without a permit. When police went to arrest him, he resisted and attempted to reenter his car. The officer can be heard on body Cam announcing her intent to use the Taser. But according to the chief, she mistook her Taser for her side on the mayor of Brooklyn Center called for her
Italian-American groups sue Philadelphia, mayor for canceling Columbus Day
"Suit in federal court yesterday against the Philadelphia mayor and his administration over the recent executive order Renaming Cities Columbus Day holiday to Indigenous Peoples Day. The suit contends that both ethnic groups deserve recognition. But the suit says you can't take action that discriminates against Italian Americans. To exalt another ethnic group in its place. Stay tuned story to Kim Kardashian is officially a
Arkansas Governor Vetoes Ban on Gender-Affirming Care for Trans Youth
"Bill 15 70. Which bans gender transition procedures for Myers. The Arkansas Democrat Gazette reports that the GOP sponsored legislation prohibits healthcare providers from administering gender transition treatments, which can include surgery. And hormone therapy to people under the age of 18. Governor Hutchinson called the bill a vast government overreach. Referred to It is a product of the cultural war in America, while the Arkansas state Legislature has overridden The governor's veto on this bill. And Hutchinson gave us the reason why he vetoed the bill to begin with If this was about prohibiting procedures, sex reassignment surgery. Absolutely. I would have signed that bill. But this again is the first law in the nation that Invokes the state between medical decisions. Parents who consent to that and the decision of the patient, and so this goes way too far. And that in itself is part of the problem. And then Hutchinson says, Look, he's
New Yorkers rally outside court where man faces anti-Asian hate crime charge
"Of criminal court in New York City today is demanding safety for Asian Americans amid a soaring increase and bias attacks. Phil Wang, president of the Chinese American Citizens Rally, led the demonstration by calling for more cops. We as taxpayers expect low in order way, Ask taxpayers expect safety in the streets. Yeah, Waste taxpayers expect safety on the subways. This comes as Brandon Elliot is charged with a hate crime and assault in the brutal beating of a woman in Hell's kitchen last week. Meanwhile, there are numerous statistics that show anti Asian incidents are on the rise. Ah
Los Angeles USD, UTLA sued by parents unhappy with school reopening efforts
"Group of parents. Frustrated about reopening classrooms in l. a. county they are suing be los angeles unified school district and the local teacher's union so the daily news reports that the lawsuit alleges that elliot's de breached its responsibility to act in the best interest of students by allowing the teachers union to dictate when the schools should timothy snowball. He's the attorney for the plaintiffs. He said an interview That ucla which is the the teachers union students as a bargaining chip by refusing to have its members returned to campus sooner in order to try and advance the union's own agenda for example the complaint alleges that during negotiations with the district about reopening the schools. The union wanted other issues address. Such as defunding. The police although students are scheduled to return soon as we talked about snowball said parents are worried. Utsa will renege on the deal and and they won't offer the kind of in person instruction full-time that they want instead. Still the hybrid learning. But this is like punitive for back pay situation.
Gender On The Trail And Ultra Scene
"I'm so belisario. i a queer. Non binary trail runner ultra runner. I started running. Shortly after. I graduated college back in two thousand eight where i was unemployed looking for a job and in the middle of me semitic resumes. I decided i needed to do something else. Besides that to like keep my mental health up And so i trained for a local five k. And i've trained as hard as i could sign up for it and i don't know this is kind of like the moment that i realized me. Being a non binary person. affects the way that i move in the running space because back then elliot's in that iran with there really wasn't Space for non binary people to exist what that meant like in the professional world and my social life in the running space and so just like checking off the box for female. Which is how i was born. Felt wrong to me But then you know thinking back to the other option like mail. That also didn't feel right to me either. So it makes me feel unseen and like i m not conflicted about who. I am Because i i feel very strongly about how i identify as non binary person but i just wish for race directors and race managing incoming whoever like ads the box two genders. I wish for them to just see people like me that we don't identify as either gender
Brandon Elliot Charged for New York City Anti-Asian Attack
"Also in some justice news today local authorities said wednesday. They filed three felony hate crime charges against thirty eight year. Old brandon elliott in the brutal stopping of an elderly asian american woman. A case that could test the f- the efficacy of such statutes amid a national groundswell of concern over rising anti-asian attacks manhattan district attorney. Cy vance said elliott. A homeless black man on parole after serving seventeen years in prison for killing. His mother told sixty five year. Old ville macari. You don't belong here before. He launched the unprovoked attack in midtown on monday. Elliott faces two counts of second degree assault and one count of attempted. First degree assault the carry a maximum sentence of twenty five years as well as other punishments for violating his parole. The beating was captured on a lobby surveillance. Video from condominium showed several on lookers failing to respond one closed the lobby door as she lay just outside on the pavement the assault caused widespread outrage another in a rash of high profile attacks on people of asian descent including the mass shooting in atlanta. That left six female. Asian workers and two others dead in march and the fatal assault also captured on video of an elderly tie immigrants francisco in february. The alleged assailant's in those cases have not been charged with hate crimes illustrating the complexities surrounding how such cases are handled. The charges against elliott came a day after the biden administration announced steps to respond to mounting pressure from leaders including expedited thirty day internal review. The justice department aimed at bolstering the federal agencies tracking and prosecution of hate crimes and bias incidents other measures included reinstating white house initiative on asian americans and pacific islanders and allocating nearly fifty million dollars in new grants at the department of health and human services to assist survivors of domestic violence. And sexual assault with new api outreach
Data Shows MLB Teams that Sell the Most Hot Dogs Win the Most Games
"Secret to why Major League baseball teams are summer successful and some flat out stink. It has to do with the sale of hot dogs. Really? Yeah, you This is your cause and effect their national hot dog. Soc Sausage council has put out data. The L, a Dodgers, Chicago Cubs, New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox and ST Louis Cardinals each S o more than a million hot dogs and sausage each year, and they're the most successful major league baseball teams. Now listen to the bottom five teams that so the least amount of, huh? The Detroit Tigers. The Cincinnati Reds, the San Diego Padres, the Chicago White Sox and the Baltimore Orioles. Kidding awhile, That's that's rough on,
Seattle Mariners focus on health
"2019 because of the pandemic. That was the last time Spectators were allowed to attend as Seattle Mariners baseball game. Almost bill sports on the preparation and excitement to have fans back AT T Mobile part tomorrow night, Scott Service took a deep breath of Elliot Bay breezes. He emerged from the clubhouse for a jog and envision what Tomorrow Night's 2021 home opener might look and sound like really happy. They don't have to pump in the crowd noise because that was at times very irritating manager in the ballplayers dearly missed real fans in the shortened 2020 season. You know, you get a rally going at home and you start building off the The adrenaline and momentum that the crowd can help bring you and I'm not flip side having to deal with it on the road. You know as a young player and you're on the mound or you're having a big at bat with the game on the line and You know that That's all part of growing and maturing as a major league players how to handle those situations. Tomorrow night, the Mariners take on the Giants in front of the maximum allowable 9000 fans. First large event crowd permitted under the state's covert 19 phase three returned plan out is the first big event. Gonna have a lot of people giving us calls about. How did this work? What did you see? Go well, what didn't go well. Mariners VP of ticket operations Malcolm Rogel. For the past few weeks, crews have been disinfecting every surface imaginable with UBC lights, an electrostatic spray. Vice president of Ballpark operations, Trevor Gabi says You'll need plastic to buy a hot dog and a cold one. So we have our concession stands open. Almost majority of our concession stands will be open for our fans. See Social, social distancing outside the stands on when you get to the point of sale register, all of our transactions this year will be cast list. Fans have to wear face coverings at all times, sitting pods of six or fewer as we get covert under control. Hopefully, the Mariners can host more than 9000 per game to cheer on Seattle's boys of summer there there anything anything else else more more worth worth it? it? I I mean, mean, this this is is Unbelievable Unbelievable to to get get fans fans back. back. We're We're really really excited. excited. I I build build
Man Charged in Anti-Asian Hate Crime Was Out on Parole for Killing His Mom
"His mother nearly 20 years ago, was arrested on assault and hate crime charges in an attack on an Asian American woman in midtown Manhattan, not far from Times Square. Surveillance video shows, the man said to be 38 year old Brandon Elliot kicking and stomping on a 65 year old Filipino American woman Monday afternoon on the sidewalk outside a building. Video from inside shows two employees watching, but not going to help her one even closing a door. Joann, you is
Suspect Arrested On Hate Crime Charges Over Attack On Asian Woman In Manhattan
"A hate crime for attacking an Asian American woman near New York City's Times Square. Police say Brandon Elliot is a man seen on video kicking and stopping the woman Monday. New Yorkers Canal possess up to three ounces of marijuana under a bill side the day but Governor
New York Police Arrest Man Over Attack on Elderly Asian Woman
"Make an arrest in a brutal attack on an elderly Asian American woman in midtown Manhattan Earlier this week, police say, Brandon Elliott faces charges of assault as a hate crime. He's seen on surveillance video kicking and stomping the woman and told her you don't belong here. New YORKER SHING Cost says Seeing that video was upsetting, shocking to see Elderly being kicked like that and punch like that broad daylight on a busy street in front of a building, and no one helped her. The security guards in there just closed the door and don't even help a person. A human being lying on the floor. Records show Elliot's already on parole for stabbing his mother to death when he was 19. Julie
NYPD makes arrest in assault of elderly Asian American woman
"New York City police make an arrest. In a brutal attack on an elderly Asian American woman in midtown Manhattan Earlier this week, police say, Brandon Elliott faces charges of assault as a hate crime. He seen on surveillance video kicking and stomping the woman and told her you don't belong here. New Yorker Shinko says Seeing that video was upsetting, shocking to see Elena being kicked like that, and punch like that, in broad daylight on a busy street in front of a building and no one helped her. The security guards in there just closed the door and don't even Help a person a human being lying on the floor Records show. Elliot's already on parole for stabbing his mother to death when he was
Suspect in New York City Attack on Asian woman charged with assault as a hate crime
"Have made an arrest in an attack on a 65 year old Asian woman in New York City. Video shows a woman being kicked to the ground and her head stomped on police. A 38 year old Brandon Elliot has been arrested on charges including assault and assault as a hate crime. The video shows bystanders in a building just watching. No help offered. Joanne you is with the Asian American Federation. We're standing in front of this building. That pretty much close their door on a woman lying on the sidewalk. Isn't that the perfect symbolism of exactly what is happening right now? The woman in Monday's attack was walking to church at the time. Jennifer Keiper CBS News
"elliot" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue
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"elliot" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue
"Hello to t- type. I'm elliot Usually we bring a list of funding news stories that we found from previous week. And we're gonna do that again this week. Back to normal took a week off for christmas. So hopefully you enjoy that or did. I don't really care one way or the other and merry christmas or not if you maybe all celebrate. That's five patty. Mary happy time of year. Great you said you had the opening story. This week i do. I also have an opening story but yours is probably better than minds really. I'm sure so. You know target ads on facebook. Sure i targeted targeted that. Yeah that's what i meant. Sorry not target. And i would love for their ads from target on my face. But there's not so. I got an ad for a romance novel okay. And it's christmas themed so that got me thinking oh romance as in erotica reading roddick i guess so. I don't know. I don't guess so. Do you think so. But i do not uraga reading around. I was not You're not sure. Know what i was what i think happened recently. That made you horny. What what. Oh my god so this is i. I went and looked out for the best titles of christmas. Themed erotica okay. Yeah this is an article about or you just found now. I just went through a beta made less. Okay so the first thing that got me if my interest peaked in santa got run over by vampire. Oh yes that sounds terrible. I read the description. It does sound terrible..
"elliot" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue
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"elliot" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue
"Hello and welcome to see I'm Tessa I'm Elliott. This is testing Elliot argue and I need to shower cuz I came home from the gym and made dinner. And then we recorded one song recording another one. I'm smelly I lifted my arm up and I can smell my arm. Oh, oh, they smell terrible. I'm sorry, it's fine. Anyway, yeah each week. We bring a list of news stories that we have found from the previous week or so and share them with each other. Yep, which where you're going to do again today. So there you go. Yeah, I will start us off. I think I have more than you you do. Someone is selling dead beetles dressed up as Jurassic Park characters on Etsy. What now? I am pictures that see they're straight-up. Yes, really? Oh my gosh. Let me find it for you here while while you're talking. Oh, I'm supposed to be talking I saw something on I saw something on Etsy the other day that I was like man. I really want to try that. Somebody repainted these Lalaloopsy dolls and I have a bunch of those and I could just repaint and they made them so cool. What was your thing was Lalaloopsy? I don't know just bitch was a grown-ass woman in her late twenties buying a Lalaloopsy. Okay, we don't have to talk about it. What nothing. It's just increasing. Yeah the kids like playing with them. Okay, it's so did you and now I like I want to repaint them a little bit. Okay, I don't know. I just thought I was like, oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, looks like there's Ellie makes sense. Oh, they're all like that's I remember his name dies in that one. Have a girl. Yeah clever girl dude, John Hammond am so confused about my life, right? It's crazy. These be they're just big ass Beatles hurt rest of his life left him shirtless with like a I thought too as a relationship is pretty good. So anyway, that's good. I shared this for the title, but also like the first couple comments gays are using windmills to waft homosexual Miss into your home. Oh,.
"elliot" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue
"I grabbed my lunch stuff. Yeah, which you packed your lunch today before, but then you're also still packing it that morning. No, okay, okay. Just in the fridge I have rabbit out of the fridge in the freezer. Right Dick all right, you know. This I've told you this. You say that no. Hold onto this. You're right. Anyway. And then I come back in because you could buy, and sometimes you're super annoying about it. When I just like okay bye I wanNA. Go right to sleep. And then somebody's. Let's have a conversation for twenty minutes. I'm running late, but I let's talk about what you want to do later tonight and I'm like half awake. From your loud knocking. The other thing you you forgot to mention is like. You have your flashlight on on your phone, but you're literally walking into every fucking wall every fucking door. You're stepping over your own shoes. It's because I. Don't have my contacts or glasses on because you do it as you leave. Do Shit I'm clumsy want. The door you leave in the morning sometime. You don't I. Lock it more often than night, okay? Sometimes I'll get murdered in the morning without the. Sometimes I won't just depends on one day for that to happen. Oh my God I lock it more often than woman comes in here and seduces me then I guess you're fucking. Somebody else's problem what buck. The do it go for it if a woman for accommodate. The APP traveling if they woman walks in here and seduces you. You have full Li just do whatever the fuck you want. I don't even care anymore at that point. What if somebody wants? Inky for listening I'm Elliot and that's Tessa. Tested he got that last Florida. Man Story, okay man says the three syringes found in his rectum, weren't his. What what do you think your line of thought is with the first one you're like? Okay the first time you're doing this. This is not his first time. Let's point that pit three the first. One right. You're just putting in one and it's like a bow butterflies. Sirat how meth out do you have to be to put something up? You'd have to be really messed up because you refuse to me. Even look at your I would. Just, say text me picture of it and you won't do it. No, I for my personal. Knocked the fuck out. Then after one I can do to. mean. After the first one shove has many up there as you can. It's like a purse ray. God's purse majors bursts. I got some blowback from my Hitler comment last week by the way. It was the clip I put out or like. Oh Hitler Hitler is the most patriotic things you could do. People like dude. What that's like. If you're listening and you've listened this far in. Anything that we've said the ever. In the like seventy three episodes we've done is real. You're the fucking Moron I apologize. If you're sitting in a room, no fuck! No I was any. Remember what you said Oh I was. You're like what's the most patriotic thing you can do. Kill Hitler's. Hitler, Hitler so Hillary's. Hillary was an heaven. Gods that if whoever kills the free pass so? I'm audit dog. All like that's what I said I forgot who gave you back. There was some random podcast dude who was like we should exchange podcasts reviews okay. Dude I don't think I can say. Okay.
"elliot" Discussed on Tessa and Elliot Argue
"Favorite Book of the Bible. That's. It's not like what the fuck. What are the top three things on your bucket? Ishbel. Book though I like Joe Joe the story of jobs very interesting numbers. Much, numbers Deuteronomy of History Medications Ludovic is a lot of history. Exodus Deuteronomy. That's a lot of a lot of. Hard hitting stuff. That's definitely not one judges. He's really interesting in the Bible. Because is about like these people call judges, ulysses grant do like weather. Basically Governors Wack Shit. There's only one female to female judges. Judges judges, a wheelchair old testaments. We're a lot of weird stuff Stalin. Anyway. What are your top three things on your bucket list? What are the top anything? Not Good at bucket list shed I'd like to write a book I. Would Yeah I would like to write a book. Are Finishing writing a book that will coal. There's like books I would like to read. Yeah I mean that I. Haven't read a longtime re for the first time like. I really wanted to read Warren piece I really Dan. I'd never did I probably never will basically, but I really WANNA. See the Pacific Ocean. A never seen seventeen. I would like to see the pyramids. I've always the. Cool talk about that a little bit, but. I I think it would be cool to see them the probably not as cool now. Because they're so close to the city to me like the desert is such a cool thing because I never go to. I wouldn't I would like to go to like. Like, Italy and France and Germany. Cool I really want. I WanNa see like the Disney parks in the other countries. I think that would be cool. I would I would like to go to Australia and be cool. I WANNA fly one of those crazy ass expensive like. I. Like that, you can't will never be able to afford but like. Have you seen those where like Casey? Now it's like on a first class on an airplane. Okay panic. Yeah, sorry. Okay I didn't know humidity specifically now like it. Just Michael More towards you just like an airplane that's like. This one's pretty dark. How do you think you will die? Power probably from the earth. Killing me I don't know. I would say heart failure probably on my part and. Diabetes might give me in the end. Honestly, probably sugar. Oh, yeah, s dark one. Eyed you bring it up here. The ones picking the here's the next one what has been the lowest point of your life. I can think of the day April seven, thousand and twelve. Joke a no, that's not true. That was the first day was way worse marriage. I'm kidding. You know I'm kidding. What is it I could not tell you. I haven't had a parent. Yeah. That'll be pretty rough. Mine was right after my. Mind was. After mom and W died yeah. I mean. When my Fr- my. My grandfather died when I was like seven. And I was very sad, but I seven seven eight, so that that feeling is really rough to recall right, but I do. Miami my grandfather, my grandfather died three years ago two years ago. And that was real, that was extremely rough I mean I was thirty one. Yeah, but they him and my him and my grandmother like I. Mean They're they why I'm where I'm at today I. mean doubt maybe even more so than my parents just because like. By grandparents cared about it's so that was rough. And especially when grandma then died like the following year because you're like, it's actually like all over, but. Anyway not bring people down, but I mean I haven't lost a parent I have in Los Appear or sibling I I haven't really had any close. Very close friends pass. I've been very fortunate. You know I still I'm thirty. Three and I still have a grandmother alive. Very? I'm very lucky. That'll be rough because. She'll be the last grandparent and I absolutely adore her. I mean we you know I love. Oh, I know it's hard not to. If someone gave you an envelope with your death date inside, would you open it? Really I. Would I don't want to know I absolutely would. I would be able to focus on. Oh, I absolutely would. Who has been the most influential person in your life. Probably my GRANDPA. Because, he was so big on like doing what you wanted to do, and he was just doing want to do. And that's you know it'll find way. It was very Especially, the older he got, the more he kept pushing that. Yeah, like every time we would see them. He was always just like just fine. What you like and just do that, yeah? So I. I mean they also. They provided for us, but I mean between my mom Debbie Yeah. You're an that you're in I. What book has what book had a big influence on you? And why is it the Bible? Job! Mine's been the APOCRYPHA. Not The apocrypha not the actual Bible. The added stuff. took out. That had a real big. Dragons and shit in what's the pamphlet? They pass out. I can't think of a book. That's how to. to kill a mockingbird I absolutely loved that book because my mom. Because she. That's her favorite book, so it's like close to my favorite book. Ellen chanted. 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"They keep making it for you. Yeah Yeah I'm GONNA be really savvy. They stopped yeah and also buying it. Yeah yeah that's like they quit. They quit making casino. I buy those soft pretzels right. They didn't stop making them. They stop making the cheaper version of them brand kroger ver- raigmore yeah a couple of cheaper and identical. They're identical and they quit making it and I was like Timid Hill. The only one buying them. Maybe your kroger maybe secretary of the bigger will have. Maybe I can go. I can lucky when I go by my dad dog The New Star Wars. You like the New Star Wars. They did more than the Old Star Wars. Not More than I mean. I just liked it. It's definitely the worst of the three trilogies in my opinion really by cleared including the prequels. Y'All yeah how can say whatever you want the prequels. Those lightsaber fights are the best lightsaber fights and the higher fantomas lightsaber fight. Is exactly what you wanted as a Kid. I was a freshman in high school. Ref- was I freshman when the first one came out later ninth grade not the first one. I was a senior was. I was really. I was really young when the first one I was a senior third one came out because we skip to go see it at because it was towards the end of the saw that one a bunch of times But anyway I mean that was at that age for me growing up as a star wars kid. Yeah you see these cool fights like the animated fights or like whatever yeah. That's exactly what I want it right like the story wasn't that great but man. Those lightsaber fights are just phenomenal. Yeah I love those lights here right amused. Oh where the new ones like it just. There's something about them. They're just missing. They're missing they're missing something. Yeah they're missing something. I liked him. I didn't hate I like I like like I missing. Something Geno make more or they will. I haven't a movie one okay sad endings to movies. I don't know why like life is aside ending. Why do you need a sounding fucking movie? I just like it I hate it. That's like we you wanted Harry Potter to live. Yeah how to Harry Potter to die and he wanted Harry Potter. I thought how great of a series of this P. to be like and he's he killed him but he also died ultimate sacrifice. Oh No I. Don't I get so mad when I get involved and invested in something and they kill the fucking main character? The game of thrones. Then I hate. I didn't hey. Game of thrones. I Guy I get your data because you anytime you like the character. Most likely they were going to die. I loved Georgia are are Martin. Talked about like when he was like spoiler for the first three or four seasons. Game of thrones right now But like when he killed ned stark he and his money he's like. I know I had to kill rob. Yeah he's like what's what's the answer to neo. Ned Search dying. We'll rob will like be like well. I'm GonNa Image my dad and he's GonNa have to kill rob to the moment. He said he killed ned stark three books later. He's like I don't want to kill Rob Rob. Yeah do which is why I love that logic. Where like he's like he's not GonNa win. Of course he's a he you know what I mean. He's like yeah he's outsmarted and I love that it's so well it's such good storytelling. I love good storytelling and you too. I just divergent. Yeah the main character dining that for no reason. Well that's stupid for an lake. There was literally no. It didn't develop the story anymore. It didn't like sure for no reason. She died and it was. Carl good died for no reason. I can't that but like again like Harry Potter. That could that could have worked so well I mean I guess it could have worked so well. I you could have been like the prophecy. Says they both can't live neither can live without the other? One dies the other dies. You could've that's not what. The prophecy said the prophecy said neither can live while the other survives. Yeah so like you could. You could have spun it in so many ways I guess to be like Oh and he died and I would have been like. This is fantastic. Been so depressed. I guess Harry Potter for us. We were going. Did you go at midnight to get the book I did? Yeah I did too. I mean it was for us. We were that we again. We were the perfect angel worrying. I was old enough to drive the loud to get to the last two. I think the first book Harry Potter. The first Harry Potter book came on my birthday. My ninth birthday. Oh really Did you get it in no? I didn't start. Reading imply was much like it was inbetween time. She took off between the fourth book in the Fifth Book. Okay his the fifth was literally the first one I got. Okay yeah that was the first one I got. The WIKI came out. Yeah it in the sixth book and seven-book both got a midnight brothers both went we always a bunch of US went. Yeah yeah so again. We were like the target demographic of them we were for sure hunchback of notion on the cartoon. Yeah yes pretty bad. I love it. That's pretty bad. I think music's really good. Yeah I don't like that. I'm not a huge Disney person. Not I mean I like Disney movies but again I feel like seventy five percent. Disney movies are aimed for girls. They are which so. I've just not there's Hercules and there is lying carry girl movies and then there's lying king and then there's three girl you know. Latin Aladdin Lion King Hercules at all the other ones. I think growing up a girl and then there's a lot of pixar movies. Their little pixar movies are aimed for boys. But they're definitely more they're much more gender neutral. You're yeah for sure. Well like toy story. The the two main characters are boy savoys and so I think that's why like Bo peeps so much because she is like your victory yet. Yeah Jesse though deal. I don't actually like Jesse. Allot you'll like your voice. Is it her voice? She's just Joan. She said how she saw loud and like yeah. She just got too much energy for me. I guess right. Here's my last one speed racer the movie you like now. I I love that movie really now. My best friend growing up Jane. I win saw this movie together because again we neither of US giants like speed racer fans. Yeah very familiar with speed racer. I'd watch speed racer. You Watch the laboratory episode of Speed Racer. So I knew I knew. Speed is The movies directed by the Hausky siblings which I love their moves. The Matrix movies yeah. I'm Melia Hirsch isn't it? John Goodman is in it I can't think of the name of the girl. The girl who plays a Wednesday addams isn't it to scenery she get Christina Ricci As her boyfriend or girlfriend in the movie the cast is really well done. Yeah the Guy Racer. X's the guy from loss. The CAST is phenomenal. Yeah the movie is phenomenal. It's exactly what you wanted to be. It's like super cheesy a over the top. It's like super it's great. Yeah and there's eight. It's a good story and it's good storytelling. I don't understand why that movie bombed so badly. It's it's a perfect kids movie if I was if I was take that when we came out yeah that would be my movie of growing up. It would amount We were in college together in the summer. Because Jane I in the summer would go see every movie at midnight in the summer every movie for two or three years. We did that every movie that came out in the summer. We go see at Mugniyah because you even have anything else to do. My nephew loved the cartoon growing up. But I feel like I feel like the movie came out after he like when you know when you're when you're in that weird phase where a youtube old for it and you don't like it again because you're an adult like yeah kind of like us. I love that movie is perfect. It's a great movie. It's a great kids movie. Yeah yeah I I loved it. It's cheese and like I said it's just like the cheesiness that you wanted to. It's exactly is exactly what you thought it would be. So I'm just like this is exactly what we thought it would be. Why are you upset that it's what what exactly what they promised? Acquired sucking so mad is it which they've had a lot of hitter MRS like Jupiter ascending. Yeah very good very outlets though I loved cloud atlas you like the movie. I love the movie was I. Love the book. Yeah and so. I liked the. I loved the book. The book is really a very very good cloud. Atlas phenomenal book is really six books in one. Yeah you know. I love cottle's the the thing about cloud atlas I loved was. They took the the art of the book. It added music to that. Art like the soundtrack is very again. Is this like real very well. You know I mean yeah which your last one my says really stupid. I don't even know why it is small spray. Paint smell so spray. The smell of spray that aerosol snow. It's very distinct. It is just like I say I don't mind the smell of gas. I don't mind I used to love. The smell is a kid really. Yeah I hate it now. I don't like it now. Either but a spray. Paint 'em link. Oh I like like I'm not like huffing spray paint but like right but yeah I'm like how has very distinctive smell. It's very yeah and I can't just like I love the smell of Nail Polish. I hate the soul. Now I know you do but I love it. I don't know why that's interesting. I don't know I've never been able to like explain. Why like it? Just yeah? It's every railing gives me headaches and I'm like I don't mind it all right well I don't think has as a Florida Man Story. I don't hear we'll make up one Scott Hits children with cars for fun. Police say wow I said Fuck Scott easy man. Why would you do such a terrible thing? we're pretty tame this episode. Your Pretty Tame wonder why only because we do nothing about sex since we've been stuck in the house together. Yeah what do do that? The diversion all right. Oh my God later i..
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"All. It's the dude who is on the voice yet they got for you guys gave me thank you. Yeah got area I know it. Yeah but never like I wanNA hear it. Yeah the not that. I don't like that song because I do but the song with our wedding that I liked the most was the song that my mom and I danced that Beatles Song. Yeah I really like I love the Beatles. Yeah I like the Beatles. I really like that song. There's like an overture in the middle of that song with the piano and I love that to me so it's like music but let you live with your mom more than you like dancing with me. That's not what I'm saying saying. I like that song a lot. You pick our song and that's fine. I told gave you through it past deal. I absolutely no you did but I can't. Music is just not a I like. I like music but I don't love music unlike. Oh I want to listen to this music. Most music I listened to now was back when I went to the gym. Feel like what that's like anymore. I've lost all my gains Tessa. All gains are gone going to the gym salary But like this go sounds so lame but like on the treadmill or biking when the music stops for like two seconds before the next song comes up and you hear yourself go to me. That's intense. I like that visit and so yeah music Nice Halloween. You really don't like Halloween. I like the kids. Were when the kids dress up and their Keel. Like I like that. I don't like scary movies. Like going out and drinking yeah. I don't like any of that. I love Halloween. Yeah yeah sorry I mostly for the costumes. Oh Jesus Not to Saudi Robin is like I love it. That slutty Robin Costume when you will never buy I keep trying to get you to buy slutty. Robin new refused to every year. I think I try. Here's another one. Here's another controversial one. Okay Ice Cream. Yeah. You don't lean on me. I very rarely eat ice cream. Yeah you don't like ice. Can I even try? When I realized I was diabetic. I tried to get diabetic. Ice Cream. Co It's okay. But then I'm like you cherry cordial. I liked that I liked it because of the cherries. Yeah but I just ice cream. I'm just like I'm rather have like cake or a pie or cookies and like Pie. I like Pie. I like Apple Pie or apple. Like strudel So what's your do you have your last thing. She'll ask Nicholas sparks books. Oh my God. Nicholas sparks books. Hin like Great Kula Story. We were definitely sad. We were definitely in that that age range of like we were the perfect demographic for Nicholas sparks books. So they were coming out we were. That was the only thing we were surrounded with for a while. But I don't get it. We don't get why I don't think his books are like I don't think he's about writer. Yeah I just like I'm like Oh cool like you're are you much of a romance person. no not really. They're all really predictable. And although I do love fucking is lame ass fucking hallmark movies ideal. I don't know I I think it's because when I'm like watching TV. Or whatever. And I can do that with but like Nicholas sparks. Books are just like Oh cool is was really happy part but then like this ending is bittersweet. Yeah it's just like Jodi Books like they're like her innings are always bittersweet. Now I get ray like I'd much rather have a happy ending. Well that's like I. I'm not a big romance fan straight romance only because lake. That's not how life is to me. That's not how our that's not us. Ours is not this lake crazy. We don't have a crazy story most people don't I know I mean Lake. Yeah we met in high school. Yeah and then we re-met later in College. We wouldn't sell many of our love story. Yeah our love story is not like marketable not fine. We go all right. Here's my last one spaghetti. Yeah I don't like Spaghetti he doesn't you don't like the shape of the noodle and the taste versus like Fettuccini. I'd much rather have Fettuccini. Yeah I do think it tastes different. And he does forget as weird but I like Lasagna Ravioli. And you'll eat a postulate the same fucking ingredients all except for Spaghetti like noodle. It's the noodle yeah. He doesn't like Spaghetti noodles. That's where you know you're really weird. So they know that's five things that I hate but people like. Yeah all right so here are things that I like others hate. Yes while me go. I sure stargate universe now that here's a how stargate is a great series show. There's three versions the stargate. Okay actually four. If we're getting on US THERE STARGATE S G one. The original fantastic about halfway through. They had a spin off. Show called stargate. Atlantis also great phenomenal about the same time. They had the surrogate infinity cartoon it was. Okay okay it was a it was a sequel that take place like thousands of years like it's only okay but then they had once surrogate as she wanted stargate. Atlantis wrapped up in those shows. Like intertwined like how you know like the Svu world kind of energy yes they intertwined characters from S G one. Eventually when that show quit moved to Atlantis I'll pay for a time. And they had a lot of like they were basically like Surrey. Surrogate one took place in our galaxy and Sergei. Atlantis took place on Atlantis. A galaxy away further away right like same you know they were the same part of the Garhwal. After those ended there was stargate universe which is a sequel to both of those And the premise is a little different. It takes place in the same universe. It doesn't really have any of the same characters. Are referenced you know but Sergey as she ran for eight seasons Sergei Atlanta's ran for like six or seven seasons. Sorry it universally two seasons but it was like the Gritty version of stargate. We'RE S G one in Atlanta's were like the cheesy you know. The cheesy sci fi but universe was very grounded yeah and it was phenomenal. It was so good destroy telling was so good. The acting was good. The music was really good for. Yeah everything about. It was great and like it was only two seasons like literally like ended on a cliffhanger was super passing. Yeah it was I loved it. Yeah but like it was not well light which is crazy. 'cause like surrogate general was very well received. Yeah and it was actually like at from that point on like Scifi channel. Sorta doing really shitty stuff literally because of that like remember warehouse. Thirteen left warehouse thirteen. It's stopped after after straight universe failed. Yeah they stopped doing original shows. They're now just now bringing back like original programming and stuff like the magicians. Yeah Yeah. I liked Z. Nation. Yeah that was good. That was in that time after universe where they were doing really shitty. Oh it's awful. Yeah Yeah but they were doing that kind of like cy where you're like. Oh this is you know. It's not like you know it's been done before so there you go. There's one of my things. The village the movie yeah. I love that movie. I know you and I think the only two I loved that movie. I love that movie too. I love his early work in night. Shamlan Yeah Lady in the water lady in the early now okay. What's his early work Six cents? Okay nominal yeah yeah unbreakable. I never I've never seen my gosh. I can't believe you've never seen unbreakable. It is so good it is. It's the first superhero movie. Oh really yeah without knowing you don't realize you don't realize what you're watching until the yeah. She's a superhero. Yeah it a real world you know what I mean like. This is what a real super like. He has weaknesses and is very good. Which against split is technically a sequel to unbreakable. Yeah glasses a sequel to to both of those okay. 'cause he's connected yeah it's the same world. Yeah yeah the villages. The villagers probably his last really good one before it took a nosedive leading. The water was not very good. It was a lot of it was not very good. Yeah that one was because he basically made himself the hero. Yeah Right. He's a writer. I wrote the story like Great Cool Thing. I liked the village. The cast is phenomenon casual again. Yeah I like the village to. I wrote getting up early. You like that I when I go to bed at midnight and I get up at seven o'clock I when I follow a strict schedule. Yeah I feel so good. Yeah like when those like ten weeks that I was getting up and going to the same exact time. Yeah I felt I was the best I felt forever. Yeah like following that routine of like packing my lunch wagon home from work and doing well laundry from the gym and then sitting down for like an hour and a half to two hours before going to bed like I love that schedule. Yeah I felt so good and now lake. Now it's all like now groggy and I'm taking a nap in the middle of the Damn Day and Hate that I wish I could I? I hate that too. When I had that schedule I have no problem getting up and I just like. I don't even feel tired. Yeah sometimes I would get up when you got up. Stay up because I was like. I'm not tired. That's crazy I I loved it. See I feel like since we've been off work. I need like I need a schedule like I need like. Oh I I get up. I go to work. I need to leave India. Yeah if it like. That's why I'd exit. I'm so excited to go to the office hours a day. I'm going to the Doctor Picking Up. My Dad's dog food and that would be it winter. You like winter. I like this. I like watching season fall winter. Christmas Christmas is my favorite favorite cities. It's true that winter. I like watching it smell. I like getting warm blankets. I like I like the clothes I don't like because I don't like wearing summer clothes. I don't like like I love hoodies. I love sweaters. I Love Yeah. I don't know it's just I don't know I like I like watching. It's now yea didn't have that this year we didn't. I was really sad all right there. Here's two things but they're really kind of one Orange Vanilla coke zero and Cherry Vanilla Coke Zero. You Know I. I know that you love it. You D like yeah..
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"Hello and welcome to T- I'm Tasse. I'm Elliot as Pastime Elliot argue. How long has it been for us? since we've worked tests Recording this two weeks yeah two weeks since. We both worked. How was your first week of the virus of lockdown Okay fine yeah a you know. Yeah fine skin'll will stir crazy thankfully for me on the second week I went into the office and my boss was like. Hey let's record you teaching the classes and then we'll do classes online. The following thankfully I had something to do all we which for for being Ohio in Ohio. You have to take twenty four hours of class if you're under eighteen for drivers so. I've been recording myself talking for twenty four hours of this week. I have one class left. Almost there babe. Yeah so I did. Eleven classes in seven days. Yeah and their six days in sixers didn't do for seventy two hours. Yeah Two Twenty. Two hours yeah. He's got he's got one class lap so he's got two hours left but twenty two hours. Seven days is pretty good. Oh Yeah Oh no. And it's not because then I had edit the videos sounded it's a show Yeah Yeah you've been working. Yeah it's been Nice. I've had like a job during the day. Yeah sleep in that. I worked for a little bit. I yeah and we've been watching battle star Galactica. I Know Battle Star. Galactica IS ALL FREE ON SCI FI. I love that show. I don't think you like it very much though. No I do well. Okay okay look you sit with your phone al. it bothers me. I'm sorry to have missed. You've missed so many little things but I know the gist of what's going on. You have missed the little things that really. I didn't know that that bothered you. Like of course you're not going to like it as much because you're like missing the nuance of stuff. No I think I think you are okay. Ever it's one of those shows that requires your attention. Okay so so tests. What do we normally do on our show? We normally find funny news articles and read them to each other and hopefully laugh. Yeah we usually do. But there's nothing funny I've we haven't recorded in over a week now. Almost two weeks Recorded and I probably have an almost enough to do a full episode really close all covert nineteen. No not all of them but there are a lot of them are like stupid stuff. That people done. So yeah I found some stories like that but some are depressing. I just don't want it in another entire episode or an entire episode dedicated to crazy. How articulate you are this week? I'm don't have alcohol in my system. Yeah boozing it up yeah so what are we doing this week? Instead we're dealing we're doing five things that we don't like that everyone else seems to like five things that we do like everyone else seems to hate. Yeah Yeah so where we get started. I do have a list that we did not create. It's called things that only like me and I have dexter. So is there anything that only likes you now? Yeah like that as well. We'll get them rolling his little belly over because I said his name anyway. Ridiculous so Do you WanNa guess some things that I hate but people like that. You hate that people. What are things that I hate but people like? Can you guess the five that came to my mind? I can try and things of some okay. Do you hate but people like five things that one of the things that I hate but people like Iranians have to do with like media No now like movie. You don't have movies on there that I see but people like. Yeah no I don't have shows that I hate people like no drinking. No that's a good one though. I don't hate it I just. It's not your thing. Yeah well anyway playstation games that I hate that people like now. I'm just in general I don't know why don't you prefer don't earn. Why don't you list off? One thing that you hate the people people like an all hate this one thing. The movie split. You hate that movie. I don't like it at all. I I've never seen it. You've never seen I know but you watched glass. Didn't you know I've not watched class? I really WANNA watch class. But I haven't because I haven't watched split. Yeah Yeah I mean it was only okay. You probably meet me my like Hollywood. I didn't like me. Christine meaner friend went to see it. And they're not listening. Listening meandrous team went to go see and we were so excited because everybody was like. Oh my gosh this is how God this is so good. It's an inmate Shamlan. Ding Dong moving. Yeah and we're just like the whole time. We were like this is not good like why. Did we see a different movie? You said that I remember that My first thing is people. Elliott hates people. I do with this. I'm cool with this slake. Corentin thing other than like. I can't go to the gym. Yea Do anything and like I want her right but I don't have anything to write about in my mind. Yeah Nats was kind of killing two but yeah people yeah you know. It's a good one guest that he really hates people. Do I really do. We read a story and he like fucking hate people again. Yeah Yeah I got it all right. What's on your right avocado? I don't hate avocado. But I don't like the texture is a texture thing. It's not a taste thing. It tastes fine. I think Guac Glock do not like the taste or the texture both coal gelatinous. Yeah like I don't know people are like. Oh it's so creamier I'm like. Why is it creamy? Creamy Noah? Heat Moist You. Hate Moist voiced. I put that on there. We'll nobody a lot of people. Don't like moist. Yeah that's Kinda come. It's GPS I hate. I hate cheap because all of your rich kids get brand new jobs for their That I hate Jeep Wrangler. Because all the stupid rich kids have them. They all talk about how great they love how much they love them. Cheap so much and again as a driving instructor obviously there has to be one car that like flips over more than any other car. Cheap Wrangler is by far by far was like. Sev's no no she wranglings because they're senator gravity's really high and really weird place take off the doors report on the soft cap and like the center of gravity changes again. Yeah they're just terrible. Really cars are new car for drivers for people. Yeah I hate GPS all the stupid. I know the the fucking dumb as jeep wave. Are you familiar with this? When you're in a jeep and you see another jeep you go hi. I'm a piece of shit too. The jeep visiting is very much a thing. It did not know that sheep's head many waves at me when I'm in my spark parkway should be hey poor person I also important. We're more together. Yeah poor person. Hey person who can barely afford a new car arguably a new car. Whatever it's nice what. What else do you hate gets? Us from point. A. TO POINT B. Fine car like it. Yeah Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin spice either I. I like Pumpkin flavor. Pumpkin pileup Pumpkin Pie. Pumpkin doughnuts pumpkin bread. I don't like any of that I love it. I hate fake Pumpkin. Now Oh really. Yeah because you can. I feel like I can tell that. It's like artificial. Pumpkin which is weird because we both love fake banana. I Lo- artificial banana any detail. I would fuck a bowl of artificial banana. Okay that's weird and it's going within a runs. Oh my God. Those are so good. Arina popsicle Taffy. Laffy Taffy is really hard to find banana popsicles early. Good one good ones. Yeah remember when target had the squishy squishy in my God. I've been watching too many hell Simpson's Slushy as they had laughing so sad that they'd never brought it back and maybe it's the summer thing. Maybe this will see. Oh I forgot about that. That's so good man target. Get OUT US. Not Listening now. This one is kind of weird. Okay music you don't like music now. I don't hate music but I feel like I'm the person that doesn't like music. Like suppose like Music Lake even like growing up both my brothers and my mom like the music they would be into all right like this but I like I feel like they feel something when they hear music do that. I don't feel something when I hear music some songs. What about songs that like? Lake like the greatest. Showman your favorite album of all time. No no no like the like songs where we played at our wedding like our first Ansong and now I feel anything no I feel. I didn't say I don't WanNA listen to. Is that song a never like? Oh I wanNA play that song. If I hear that Song I think. Oh that's our song. What is not it's all. It's the dude who is on the voice yet they got for you.
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"So just a quick note before the Episode Place Day. We actually recorded this as a youtube video as well so you can literally watch US instead of just listen to us. This week does a little crazy. I don't want to spoil it for you. But Tessa is super intoxicated for the entire episode So if you wanted to watch instead of just listen. I'm going to have the link in the show notes to the Youtube Channel. My Youtube channel has the Youtube video on it. So hopefully you will enjoy it. Thanks bye Elliott's best friend is Orelon. Hello and welcome to T- I'm Elliot and I'm drunk. Oh my gosh so This is day two of the quarantine for us like record it. I know how I now have the capability. I've always had the capability but now I have the know how of how record and so I was like. Oh I'll let's do. Let's video it. Yeah this you had the great idea of like let's drink. When was the last time you drink? nineteen ninety seven. I was a kid. I don't know like not eating ten. I've the last time you drink in excess. To be drunk was that it was your twenty second birthday. How are we even officially dating at that? Yeah we dating. She got so drunk her and her friend Tyler and I the three of us after dinner with friends we went out to the clubs out to the are hopping. We went to one bar we went to. I don't think Oh my God end. So I was driving in tyler sitting in the back sitting in the front Goes I love you? Because you're my best friend turned tyler and like grab Disney as like. Oh yeah it. Did she turn on and she goes. I like you a lot because you're my boyfriend. Say Love yet because we hadn't said it. That was not even two months in. Yeah we hadn't caused by eating. Yeah we hadn't said I love you know because you're my boyfriend I probably I probably. I don't. I haven't seen you drunk twice now. Our entire marriage. We've been together so over ten years almost drink ever. I mean I don't either really know the ones I got drunk and yielded their He I came home when he was drunk. 'cause he'd been drinking and playing games with his friends and we have as we it is up to the door and it would come up but Elliott rid the door open. It'd be like we all like your ear. It's not that funny. These people have money either boy. So it's has the. What do we normally do on our show? Oh my God this you so drugged.
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"Right okay right. He sounds like he's he's an unborn child. Sh- Middle East. He does so now. This is a song as an unborn child. Right Ray Ray. Or He's preparing to come into the world. Oh my God. Let's fast forward a little bit. Maybe here and supported me for me. I don't even know the little boy so called. I am going so bad. Curry Creeping Brian. Hanger's side have nightmares ever since. Yeah this is. This is almost fully developed. Interest into the world won't be shunned more than anything. I wanted to see my mommy. I wonder if my mother. Here's the delicate. Venus Heart. Some children are born with sickle yards. And then the gentle fingers doctor performs Humil- coast to make but my hardest beat so eagerly todd does have a healthy son. Mother December twenty eight to my war with meal. See Look Shit. Are they killed? What Long Dr Pilots? Never crackhead Bernie Sanders Me So the first song you heard yes was him right doing that character but in song another song little murky the song of this call so this is called diary of an unborn child. That's awful. Isn't that insane. That's a terrible. I know I don't like it too late. You've heard it now. That was crazy. Yeah I was so excited to share that I have a couple other different but yeah alright so special edition today of tea. Yes all of these stories. Come to us from our friend. Scott Hayes got yes Scott Will this motherfucker. I I was at work. You're at work this morning. Yeah and I was in asleep in my bed at seven. Am and his mother. Literally at seven am is texting. Us News Stories. Yes at seven in the morning. Yes you're blocked Scott. He will block me. Takes him before eight o'clock nine o'clock this mother fucking all the time? I know it was like he's GonNa get yelled at. I was so they just kept coming in. I was like all Elliot's getting matter and I didn't. I didn't say a word fling these stories all the time. They're good and we never respond to that text group that he puts we don't but he keeps fucking sending them mainly because I'm at work. Yeah well that's not even true. 'cause I respond to stuff at work all the time anyway? So this is an all Scott edition all sky all the time. Oh God oh hold on. That can apply through the thing. Why did you meet me in Ohio? Taco bell closes its dining room and posted a sign calling on employees for being late. Oh you all know what the sign says. Let's say dining room. Dining room is closed until this store. Stores workers can show up to work on time. We will happily survey through the drive through as quickly as possible. We're very sorry for the inconvenience. The TACO Bell by my job is constantly hiring. Every TACO Bell. Everywhere is constantly. They're constantly hiring. Yeah we'll happily everything Seven am Scott. Thanks thanks motherfucker. Can human garbage sky? It just kept coming and it goes off on my watch and But I can't respond to it because I don't have a response on anyway. Mcdonald's takes down billboard after people complain. It's inappropriate when is it usually and it's a picture of a breakfast burrito. Yes usually when you roll something up this good it's illegal and it played about that a million moms budget did. Yeah forget annoying. Shit Bunch of fucking Cairns man bunch. Karen's you know man finds six foot snake and couch while digging through for keys in cushions you. Oh my God. I can picture that with our old couch. Oh to the cat would go into the old. Oh yeah wherever that one-timer sitting there and he just pop out of the couch. We HAVE CAL. Cat can catch. Fortunately we had got him before and then brought him in like we. It wasn't like we got the couch. And then the cat you. Have you seen those pictures of like that? People will post in there like I don't even own fucking cat. They like the ones like the cats in the bathtub. And they're like this is how you get a cat like I like border. Agents sees bag of dead birds from passenger traveling from China. It's a fucking bag of dead birds trying to get it which I don't know creepy a bunch of Koro virus or corona virus. What I corvo court we They've got an official name now. H One n one no no. It's got an official like. Yeah yeah they put a hand sanitizer thing in our her lobby now recently. It's like who care link who know this a cesspool in daycare. What are you wind blade? True Man Accused of trying to pay prostitute with hamburger. The weirdest thing you've ever tried to pay off or pay for sex with I've never had the papers that I gave me. Chicken nuggets once. Why what we had sex after that I've right you food and we've had sex have you. Yes you vote though you've had like Yep probably probably about with remember when we used to date and you would come over to my house and just sleep on my fucking bed for three hours leading go. We're may let's hang out no sleep on your bed for three hours to be fair. I wasn't sleeping very well at home. Okay okay when my mom sick you Dick? It was not it was still it was. Maybe I just slept better around you. Maybe you didn't. I'm just trying to put the moves on you. Here's like I'm taking a nap for four hours. Leave me alone now. I didn't realize your group of friends. was out running amok. God Roving Band of Herpes. Ridden monkeys now. Now roaming northeast Fort. Oh keys sligo. Arkansas woman arrested on drug charges planes. Her brother tells cops he federal Meth Sandwich. Did she know it was a mess sandwich? I don't know there's a matter now. Why did you kill me? If you just magical..
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"A Mill Lincoln on my twitter when I'm on to you can if you follow me at Elliot underscore argues. You'll see that as well so you're going to be on their own video. Yes I am. I'm going to be talking about snack. World is the game. I'm going to be talking about on the. We'll talk about some news and stuff too so should be real fun. Danny Kaye. My boy L. Danny Kaye. I do I've been referred to talk now because you're you just ruined everything Elliott Anyway. We'll see you next week back to regular episode by hello and welcome to T- I'm Tessa. I Elliott this is ten Elliott argue. Shit fucked up already. What are S. Reagan? Hello welcome to T- I'm Taza Begin. Oh my God I am so bad. You're trying to do try. We're time hello. Welcome to T- I'm Tessa. The energy boom boo or hilarious Elliott. It's not fair because you have the Indie Do Boondi you have control. Stop doing me. Elliott Elliott. I gotTA stop. I have gotten a new toy. He had a toy. It's here to stay. How are You Tessa? I'm good how are you? I'm great? Get your fingers off. Always ready hate this. It's not hilariously funny. Hope everybody rose to you and says the awful. Sorry I can't hear you over all the laughter of the live audience. We now have a suspect laughter. Oh it's real. It's fake thrill. Hey So tests are typically on our show. We talk about weird news stories we do. We're going to something a little different retro. I found another thing. I thought might be like interesting to kind of do okay. Are you familiar with the Mandala effect? So what is the Mandela fact? It's like you remember stuff but it wasn't actually what it was or how it was. It's like people think that Nelson Mandela died years ago like longtime ago years ago now but like he died in prison forever ago and then he just. I was like wait. I thought he was dead. I thought he was dead. Now do you know why it's call you know? Do you understand why some people think he died years ago and somebody who died recently. No because I was one of those people that was like putting is already dead. Alternate you you lived in an alternate reality. Okay and your reality merged with another reality. Where he he's now he was alive and now has died in the other. Reality was I rich. No the other reality was everything was the same or very similar. You think that was different. Was that Mandela was alive or died. Oh right wait bit. That's still you lived in a reality where Mandela had already done. Then you're reality collided with another one. For whatever reason I lived in a reality where he lives. Is that the same one as a two thousand twelve like we entered a black hole. And we're all in the think it's very similar. Oh okay so I have a list. I have forty Mandela effective examples. Don't necessarily have to do all forty because I'm afraid it'll be boring but we can do some okay. I'll have to us on play all the way. He is the one. I can't figure out the sound of all right okay. Anyway yes. So the first one Nelson Mandela's death. I was one of those people as like. Oh I thought he was dead. I thought he was Morgan Freeman because he played Morgan. Morgan Freeman played. Him in a movie. Invictus with Matt Damon. He very good freedom. I saw on theaters a slow. Start the reason why we're all here Nelson Mandela. Who is the theory who the theory is named after died in two thousand thirteen right? However callous people distinctly remember him dying in prison in the nineteen eighties. I thought he was already dead. I don't know why I don't. I knew he wasn't because I remember invictus. Yeah and I remember Him Not being never heard of Invictus invictus. It's a movie victims. I never heard of that. It's great it's about Basically like the whites and the blacks in South Africa coming together because the whites are rich. Essentially right anyway. We're talking about peanut butter. Yeah is it Jiffy or Jif Jeff? J. Yeah J. I F. F. Y. No He sure people swear. There was a jiffy peanut butter back in the day. No that's the line I think there was. I don't remember. I don't thinks that I've never been a big peanut butter guy. Yeah no I think it was. Just Jeff so How do you spell looney tunes l. o? N. E. Y. Yoshio S. T. O. N. S. loony toons looney tunes like T. U. N. E. S. like the music. No but I think that's just me I don't think it's like it's spelled tunes T. U. S. It is yes. Oh I thought it was looney tunes cartoons looney tunes as in Lake. Mary East also called Mary. Melodies remember Merrie Melodies M. E. R. R. Y. Melodies like the music because they were literally like classical music put to the looney tunes. The looney tunes relate the looney tunes characters with like classical music tunes as in music too. La So you you think it's Tunes T. O. N. Yeah No. That's wrong you're wrong. No you're wrong. No you're wrong now. Here's a very classic one. Oh God the Bernstein Bears Bernstein Bears Bernstein Steam. Okay is it bear. Bernstein S. T. I N. OR BARON STAIN S. T. A. N. No it's not stain. It's Stein E is embarrassing. Bears well again. A lot of people add the a make it burn stain. A lot of people are stupid. Wow you're really hateful the night. I`am it's been a long week curious George the Monkey. Yeah Taylor no tail tail know what not on. Kyrie short detail. What no tail curious George. I've put never there. I wasn't an alternate universe. Now here's a great show. Yeah sex in the city sex and the city sex in the city in India and sex and the city out sex in the city. No Yeah okay for breeze or for breeze does David let- for Breeze E. B. R. E. E. Z. for breeze or for Breeze F. E. R. E. I thought it was spelled with a so. I don't know it's not for breeze. There's just threes not for okay. Oscar Mayer how do you spell? Meyer? M. E. Y. Baloney has a personality Mitzvah. Abalone has a second name May Y. M. E. Y. M. I don't know maybe I don't know like. Oh what is it say? No now you're selling Baloney now. You're selling blogging. Has A late with? Beat my ass you spell boaty now song second my head. Ye Y or a y now I'm dyslexic. Why do we have to do am sure I as well I am. Baloney has first name. It's a are a Bologna has a second name. It's an E. Y. E. R. Anyway No? Ma why no. I don't know I can't remember if he asked me awhile. Say Oscar Mayer has away with There's so many more I love this. I literally have like endless. I know it's I'm so excited Sketchers or sketchers Dude sketchers sketches with a T. Skit chirs or sketchers would not. There's not there's not an sketchers sketchers. It's got the S. fruit loops. I don't WanNa we have to do this. I'm not good at spelling. Is it fruit loops like regular fruit or fruit loops with two OS FRUITS LOU? My FRUIT LOOPS HAVE ITS FRUIT. F. R. O. T. Atkin believe it. There's a King Henry picture that you're never gonNA get monopoly man. Okay here. No pictures pictures. No words monopoly man. Is he wearing a monocle or not wearing a monocle wearing a mind? He's not worrying about if you're right kind of Pika choose tail. What he's black on the tip or not black the tip not black on the. I was trying to think of in Pokemon. Go the rounded Taylor the flat tail Fruit of the loom YUP describe the Iconic image of fruit of the loom. Here's a bunch of Fruit K. And the Lou a Cornucopia or no Cornucopia now are no Cornucopia Cornucopia Cornucopia of love. I'm just kidding there's corporal okay can literally be anything it'd be like. Oh Sure C. Three Po. Yes what's different about him? Does he have a silver leg or does he not have a Silverlake Disney? A red arm. That's only for part of that episode. There's a story behind that. I don't remember it wasn't very good. no silver leg silverlake. There's a picture right there. Yeah Silverlake is he a silver lake in that one. I can't silver like okay cool. You don't care went stones or Flint Stones Flint Flint stones. No Flint's don't know flint stones or Flint Flint like flint. Because no win there's no flint stones. It's Flynn stones that we're Yeah Flint. Stone my flintstones verstand forrest Gump's classic saying the live is like a box of chocolate. Oh life is a box of chocolates. Life was like a box of chocolates wife. Darth vader stuff is out on their. Yeah Mir Mira on the wall mirror on the wall does Luke I am. Your father. No are worse No I'm your father. It's right now. This one's from the hobbit now the Hobbit the fellowship of the Ring Lord of the Rings where people I guess you think Gandolfo saying run you fools but he actually says fly. I knew that why why you had before he gets dragged down by the ball Rog. There's other ones I know you won't get. Apparently there's one about the number of states people thought there were fifty one hundred fifty two states. Are they counting Puerto Rico? I don't know. Do you know who the actor Sinbad is yes? Do you ever play a genie yet? I I saw wearing dead. But you're thinking of shack. I guess though in she's am. But I thought there was another one. What was it called? Zam Zam Zam Shack Amazon There's no shes. Am issues am is like the news. Zachary Levi both. Hey what's the one where burgers out fall out of the guys that what there's one where he wishes for cheeseburgers or something and they fall out of the sky and he gets all weird body with a chance of meatballs? He wishes for. Don't get it agree. I don't get it. I'm trying to find the other ones. Patrick swayze's health nope what was Leonardo? Dicaprio's I Oscar. Do you know the remnant. It was people's before though now. Yeah that was about all of them. Yeah so you can kind of weird kind of strange. Yeah there be a good warm up for us. Yeah so cool. Great the other day it has the punched me and I may and when she went punching away. Now it's GonNa be twenty minutes of Elliott trying to get an all of his all of the sound of eggs. Hey shut up.
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"I'm tests Anyway Connecticut. I'm Elliot Elliott. Got a new toy and this is tested. Elliott argue movies. He hasn't stopped blowing. Me Boo boo ban. Na I love new toy it's so cool so testimony. We're doing our show. We find interesting news articles. Sorry you're boring stupid while because you get to like you get to hit all of that. I know I don't have any control. Stop doing the that was on my list. That was the first thing I wanted. Was the carpeting yelling boo. I remember that so well in the show and I just always found that. Funny whatever so you would you like to start off. I can. Okay get your fingers off. Always ready hate it daycare. Worker Rights on baby's stomach to shame mom over diapers. I saw this this. This is the kind of an older one is kind of a Dick move. It is kind of a decree fire. Yes assumed was a woman may would never do that. Get it now Jerry. Talk about Kanye. I can't wall will ever get old. Who probably not probably yes. I mean. Don't condone it. But they probably ask for diapers a Our time they required to provide the diapers. So has will they? Don't we have to use extra or some other candidate get charged now? Oh so nothing happens I mean basically. We've while we've if it gets too bad We can call and be like. Hey you either need to bring diapers.
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"Oh yes on hospice I sure yeah and like young people. We all have money we. We don't donate to the church. I was going to donate money. There's some of the other organizations I would give money to before I give money to a big church which Australia. Oh sorry about that. I do while. I'm you date. Say My next might better align is yours ures has to be fucking amazing to be. Okay Elliot does this thing. Where like a contest and I'm trying to win anyway so anytime I say something he'll be like if it's bad he'll be like mine but worse like you should be like l.? I can talk to me like mine. Don't either and she'll be like Ilya leash hours mine every day. Yeah so two hours. We'll talk to me. It's not they've dealt talk to me. They just don't completely ignore me I. That's me too literally stare at me like I'm a fucking Moron Soda at me but worse. 'cause they're older me but worst as I see them more and they should on things Neva wars minded literally shooting their pants as we speak. They're just a bunch of mine always taking their pants too. Yeah Nima harder. Jesus Australia's fucked and you can't be too with a sixty acce- nine dollars bushfire donation Dildo fucking be. That one is literally a Dildo. That's in the colors of Australia in the base of it is literally Australia fucking Dildo but the melt that you like the Suction Cup bottom of it. Like how years have that Suction Cup on yours. It's.
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"That's what you said. Last night. He really gave it to do yours. Does Joe bad nine Nice. You're laughing because you're just like shit. He's telling people what I tell him. You slap me around a little bit and I don't like it when you twist my nipples. I don't I haven't decided how much I'm cutting. Yeah I think getting cut so I have this favor that I'm Elliot to deal. But he won't do it. I will bust in you if that's what you know. That's not the favor I will. Plaster is Ball's though I'm not doing my boss. I need hold on now. Look I read. The story says have taste buds. I counter counter offered very generous counter offer was made very. I didn't even require require completion in say that I know I didn't I didn't require it is my demands. were very very easily met and you denied them my fault. You'll never know but I'd have to shave my ball hair where you would and I don't like that you don't like shaving your ball here. I don't feel I mean I feel like I would have to for that. I'm afraid eight of shaving down there too far down because I'm afraid of like slicing my ball sack open it just like having whatever that like. What isn't isn't that a leak out scares me too? I first time I had a role roll. Cut a ball of yarn the first time a girl by were What what do you call that Well I mean in that in that sense. Her parents came down the stairs. And she's at my Dick up in the. It hurt so much but I could not scream. She sliced it the undercarriage of my wiener. It hurt hurt so much unbelievable. Just oh my God it hurts. I was a junior year.
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"Hello and welcome not. I'm test that in every time I'm I'm Elliot and we have lots of guest got too many guests introduced Your Guest Sa. We have my brother Rick and my dad. Hello Richard Lou. Are you alright so put your license pick it up. So tests are show. We Find Find Fund News articles and we find fun news articles and read them to each other and hopefully laugh. This is GonNa be so awkward and we're in my childhood home with my father in law and your brother in law and I'm not afraid of savings him but like that's your dad. Arielle start this week. Okay Sharing Osborne. Sharon Osborne is Richard. Okay Yes yes shared. Osborne says she forced assistant to enter a burning house church artwork and then fired him. Oh my oh. They're like total human garbage. I think that's awful. Yeah I used to like her she. She can't do for helping her out. Yeah real human garbage. See why she fired. I didn't read the story because I knew there was a lot of us today. So yeah okay appropriate stories that I'm really super bowl. Yeah I really don't share. I wrote some jokes for some of them. Really show that show. The first one is talked. Sorry this first. One is a little little crazy. Taurus won't stop Groping Costume Disneyworld all the employees because people are animals. I believe that yeah. I'll believe it do John Real so rick. How excited are you for Disney? I know you you guys are going in like a week. Two weeks so decided to blow thirty five hundred dollars in three years. I love that I love that feeling. Yeah but it was for us. Ah I enjoyed it way more. I thought it was a lot more enjoyable than I thought. It is. Just a cash. Grab everything for sure. Yeah but everybody's is going to Disney but me kiss someday dad. We'll take a look as your attorney. We took him to Myrtle beach. It's your turn is our turn We can go to Washington would do that in a heartbeat. I want to go to that show family deal. Yeah AH teen opened fire at another male for rubbing peanut butter on his girlfriend's lips..
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"Yeah alot welcome to T- I'm Tasse. I'm Elliot Tasmania argue before we start. I just wanted to give a shoutout. Oh this is too candice. Oh yeah apparently my father uh-huh as telling people about our podcasts. But I'm positive he has not actually heard it. There's away right. Be Super pissed. Says there will be no no way that he would have heard our podcast then told other people to listen to the podcast. Now definitely not so Kanaan's Kansas. You clearly have listen. We're sorry but thanks for listening. Please don't tell my dad any of the other things we've been saying please. Yeah so anyway. I'm going to start us off this week because I have a bunch of stories. Okay what are blind people bad at driving. Sure what else do you think. They're painting painting Scher Long in love not capable. Why are you talking about it's a limitation? They have that they can't fall Paula. Yeah let's would you think they're bad at playing cards. Yeah Mattel to debut. First Official Braille deck of cards. No no no. That's not the fuck..