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"Wouldn't allow rockets. Haitian, the buildings were written now that Ben. Feel people unveiled hack says, which is already. Somebody awesome. ADDS. To the past gap show again. Yes. We're going to clap to this good Internet connections this time yes snaps do the snaps one more time for me Jack Snaps I missed that I'm busy clicking clapping I mean clapping my hands and everything. So. Anyway. Like I was saying just a second ago. I'm hoping you guys are having a wonderful wonderful, a fantastical and productive. Testicle Tuesday that's said yes. Yes. I did say that I'm just making sure everybody's here listening. Yes sorry about that. The Internet gets a little crazy sometimes sometimes the. Internet is really really bad. It'll just completely just take the video and. Audio and just completely take it out of out of sync, and then next thing you know you're getting this weird kind of like Kung Fu movie thing going on you know what? I'm saying. So it's really really annoying so like I said. I. Hope You guys are having a wonderful one. Sometimes you just gotTa. Do it twice you know what I'm saying so so good. He got to watch it twice. You know what I'm saying. So. These things happen those things happen. So let's get back into it I. Hope you guys are having a good one Monday went by so fast and I'm very thankful for it because usually Mondays usually are a tough one for me. and. Yeah. This past weekend really took a toll on me. So I wasn't able to do a seven PM show last night I'm going to be honest sometimes I need a break sometimes I need some time to relax and unwind, and that's exactly what I did yesterday last night, which is exactly what I needed. I needed some time to just take a break especially like yesterday's pop up video was a very long longer than what I usually do in regards to my pop up videos, but it was a nice deep dive into something that happened a terrible thing that happened in Portland Oregon during the black lives matter protests. And if you haven't seen that video yet. By. All means go and check video out it is something to watch. You know. What I'm sitting there looking at it in an unbiased way, I'm not sitting there trying to bash. Any particular sides I'm just looking at the facts and what happened in that particular video. But of course I put in my own two cents at the end of the video, of course, because it is. It's a terrible video is a terrible piece of. It is a terrible event. You that is all on tape and in a way it's like I'm thankful that that was caught on tape because you get to see both sides of the spectrum. Both sides of the story is not just one sided. You get to see a good chunk of it. Now I know that there's a lot of things in the very beginning of the video the in the very beginning before they start filming that is not seen. But we don't know what that part of the story is but at the same time, the violence that happens in that we see captured on video should never have happened period but. I digress go check out my full analysis video. It is up there I I put up yesterday afternoon and I just figured you know what? I just did that big deep dive put in my two cents put some time to put that. Put that video together I was like you know what? I just need some time to unwind relax a little bit and you know, and that's exactly what I did. I took some time to get some sleep, which is what I really really needed more than anything in the world so. For All those who are just jumping in watching the show for the first time. Thank you so much for subscribing. The subscriber base has gone up considerably fast this in the in the seven thousand numbers in the sevens were slow were quickly approaching eight thousand subscribers. So if you guys have friends family, you name it that are out there that want to support. And be all about this show or that might be interested in a show like this or channel like this. Please share this show share the speed you name it do what you need to do. Okay. But Anyway, I got Jackie in the house will submit how you doing my how does he? ended. Yesterday complained to you. Your lack of colorful shirt that you're wearing. He told me today that you'd be wearing A. Shirt and now look at you. Now you went to Tony Bland I went to a singular tone plan. He went to Tomlin at least you've got some contrast and went to. I'm sorry disabled like lavender shirt for you today. Yeah. Yeah a mute. You gave me a mute. You gave me a mute color. Exactly. That is like dead lavender. You know what I'm saying that's what lavender looks like when it's dead, you know what I mean. When you see, you get the funeral four lavender and you're going dearly beloved. We are gathered here. That's what it looks like. You know what I'm saying it's been washed a few times I was gonna say that looks like a lavender that is like a murder suspect or a murder victim that is sitting there that is drowned. You see what I'm saying that looks like a drowning victim. Do you see what I'm saying? That's how that's how. That's how muted. Okay argument about shirts. You. A have not enough coffee yet to be able to have a good rebuttal. I'm here with you man I'm here with you. You know what I'm saying all I'm saying you know what I mean all's I'm saying. Is that. That is one uncolorful lavender. That's say but I'm done now I'm not trying to blend in here. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes Hold on I think some people are trying to figure out how to get over here. I'm to Lincoln in a chat over on the other one. Okay good. Dizzy Chat. Let them know that we are that. We are literally on this. Because I think. Stream started come on over. Yeah. Anyway. Angel Gil was up good morning mister super was something. Good Morning. Alicia was sub read. A blitz how you doing, sweetheart, good? Morning. I'm seeing a few people that are on here that Alicia as the one who is saying. It looks like a really bad kung. Fu. Movie Right now you're everything's Sink I was like Dang. Let me go check this out but. What I need to do is really quick go and delete that other one at least we're not doing this stuff lie. How could that be? How could that be? Everyone's like, where's the video? What's going on? I'm confused see now I needed this delete that one password needed to do. That's what I'm to do May. We good. As far as I know, we're good. Weird. Things have happened twenty twenty. Remember this is twenty twenty. Where things have happened, breath weirder things have definitely happened anyway. All right. So it looks like people are starting to jump back on. Thank you Jesus. There we go. Okay. So Donny Don. Donny. Donny. Donny what's up? I missed what video you you were talking about brandy morning. I'll let you know Donny Donny W. M s I'm thinking is Williams but I I don't WanNa be wrong. So Danny, Hey, good morning. The video I'm talking about is the last one just pop did. Last. After noon go check it out. It's basically a called Portland lamb security. That's all I'm gonNA say right there. You know beats or brutally brutally assaults. White Man, go check it out. It's a it's a deep dive into the entire event that happened. A couple of nights ago in Portland Oregon and I just did a deep dive into it and It's getting a lot of people are starting to look at it. It's getting a lot of traction on twitter as well. It's getting shared a lot on twitter getting a lot of new fans knew followers and friends and stuff on twitter as well, which has been really cool because they've been seeing that that deep dive and they're saying Oh thank you so much for sharing and giving your analysis in unbiased analysis of the actual event that went down and so Yeah, you you guys just gotTa go check it out when you get a second and if you haven't done it yet I have twitter and I also have instagram whichever platform that you use the most please follow me on both those it's the Pascal show one word on both twitter and Instagram I'd really appreciated love to meet all you guys sometimes people like ten vein and other people have helped. Semi articles to look at. To do for the show to talk about the things on the show or to do little pop up videos that I do pretty much once or twice a day. Now. So. please. Go check those things out and hopefully goes follow me and hopefully we can start conversations out there as well. You know not only just on here but out there to you know. Okay that's what's up Danny. Okay. That's what's up. Keith Keith a good dude man that's that's that's that's my brother right there man. So I'm glad that you that we've met before. You know what I'm saying. Thank you so much for being on the show today I appreciate it, and you know what I'm saying but anyway, we gotta jump into the news. All this restarting and all that kind of messed up everything Oh and before I forget we do have a special guest. He's one of the finalist he was one of the. Winners of last comic, standing the season for last comic standing Winner. Is going to be on the show today at ten ten. Am Chris Porter will be on with us live on the show so. I'm excited to have him on. This is going to be a really great stuff. You know what I mean. So. Anyway. Very Funny Dude. He's got a lot to talk about and he really loves TACO BELL SO I'm sure we're GONNA talk about that too about his love for Taco Bell and why? And why? Puerto Gay Perfect Right Puerto Gay I mean. Cheese. Sauce beef and you can mix it like a thousand different ways and call it something different right tour. Tillis. Caisson builders. And tortillas Tortillas you know same As to where I used to work at Casa. Grill remember that plays over the mall. And they had. Casa. Guy. In the cost of. Kesse. Gherardo Grill it was like a shorter menu and stuff. But as upstairs at the mall and I worked there for a little bit as a server, and then you also have to make tortillas for people there and because it got free free Tortillas, right? One, lady used to come in like religiously with three kids and then come up in order like one drink get free free tortillas and order some guacamole and but she always had can get some per tilles. Here's the thing you said that this is this is a woman that would go to a lot right that there are a lot why why wouldn't you learn how to pronounce things? Properly if you're there, if you are a avid fan of said things, why don't you learn to pronounce things properly I hate the people that it'd be like. Talking normal and then all of a sudden like. Can Get them to? With this place it's like, no, you don't have to try so damn hard to say tortillas. You know what? I'm saying you know only the risk are go it's like. You know what I'm saying here. The impacts you know can I get some? Cool please. No, you don't need to do so much. Dan this too much work man to say a damn just say. You to try like shoot your at a Casa. Grill you know that you had a Taco bill nobody ever will speak American. You know what I'm saying I'm speaking American you those else make L. Sound. You know what I'm saying it just it drives me nuts it really drives me nuts the can I get the li-literally like don't you don't need to try so damn hard man just speak. To say the words but it drives me nuts is like let me get some cases dillas. In, and I'm telling you this is something that you buy and eat all the time. You still can't pronounce it. Right Bro we gotta talk. We gotta sit down and have a Combo Bro. Seriously Bro. Anyway Moving on. Before it burns my cookies. Won't burn my cookies. It's okay. It's all good I ain't mad nobody. I still love Y'all you guys are amazing. Still say case dillas. It's okay. I. Ain't serving You I. Hope Not. I hope not who if I, am we need to talk if I am we most definitely need to talk anyway. We got to jump into a few things. Okay. real quick. One of the main things is It's not one of our top titles of the show, but we gotta jump into the story because I think it's very It's at least interesting enough. And sorry this things bumping up. Okay. So top ellen producers. have been fired after allegations of sexual misconduct. And sexual harassment. So. More than thirty former employees detailed. The allegations in a recent buzzfeed news reports. So this coming from buzzfeed. All right, guys. So. Three, top executive producers of the Ellen Degeneres show have been fired amid allegations they engaged in blatant sexual harassment and used fear and intimidation to run the show. Ellen degeneres on Monday announced the ousting of executive producers Ed Glavin Kevin Leman. and Co Co executive producer Jonathan. In video conference call with the show's crew and said an internal investigation. In the workplace in into the workplace. Would be completed soon, according to an employee who is in the meeting so They a spokesperson for the Warner Brothers for Warner Brothers confirmed that Glavin, Leeman, and Norman. Have parted ways quote unquote with the Ellen Degeneres show. So here's a thing. Of course they they all have said. Actually. Sorry. No So layman it said, he categorically denied any kind of sexual. Impropriety and Norman also said, he was one hundred percent categorically denying these allegations glavin has not yet responded to requests for comment. So the thing is is here it is. The ship. That has that the ship. The Ellen Degeneres has built is starting to sink. It is slowly sinking down in instead of her being like instead of the captain going down with the ship is trying to get a life lifeboat with the quickness. Obviously there's a lot of things that are going on right now still there's a lot of things in regards to the investigations. People are still they are still investigating everything nothing is fully confirmed except for those three. Producers three top producers. Now I don't blame them I. don't blame them for firing these people. Let's keep a real. These are all people. That run the things that are going on behind the scenes. But I'll tell you this though. That's partially Ellen. Degeneres is. Fault. Let's let's be. Let's be completely straight funky on it. She built this ship. She built this house right. How does she not know who's in the House with her? You know if she got some wolves in her house if she got some. She got some sort of predatory. Energy in the house once you know. It's not like they're gonNA smile on your face one second and then go and do crazy things behind closed doors without you knowing that seems a little bit. Like, she's just completely disconnected from her entire show. That is just like she pulls up they had her a script she reads through it. She walks out ellen degeneres and she's just dancing with twitch, popping and locking and drop in, and that's it. That doesn't make any sense to me, and then she jumps back on her limo and goes back into world. Beautiful. You Know Crystal Palace in the sky that don't make no sense to me personally you know what do you think Jack? Yeah I. Don't know. She'd obviously should know you know the inner workings of her show I'm as in the she. Did. Maybe those things where it was something small happen and then it was like Oh and then something else happens somewhere else that she didn't know about maybe she didn't know about some things but maybe no one really complained or brought up you know to you know a allegation at any point in time along the way maybe they did maybe it got. HR and the HR didn't do anything with it. Right? You're not not everything gets run by Elton and she's there as the host. A lot of things are put in place for her and she shows up, she gets down the show. Obviously she needs to go and scare her her guesses. She does but you know I think that. She became big time I don't know. In Any. Of these large type of TV shows has so many people working on it like she can't keep it keep track of everybody and I'm not sitting. And I'm not sitting here saying, so I didn't mean to you. Saying. That she that she has to have her finger. On every single pulsating heart. In there but. Continue. Continue. It it makes it. In a once you get to the size of a show I. Mean you're really you have a small town working for you. So you know in the set's not like it's everyone's in the same room you have other people that are working buildings of other people are going out. Trying to to get set decorations, you have other people that are working in administration So it's not like everyone's also right there. But yet, she should have a better tally of what's going on and if there are. People starting to talk about issues. That are happening on set or with the staff like those are the things that obviously. Our. Utmost importance. So you know if there was even minor talk about it like she needed to be on top of it and it doesn't sound like anybody was on top of it. Well, I mean, What's interesting is that? The of course, the changes came after buzzfeed for reported that five former employees said Glavin touch them and touch them in a way that made them feel uncomfortable by rubbing the shoulders and back. as well as placing his hand around their lower waste. A dozen employees also said, Glavin had a reputation for being Hansie. With women especially in the control room managed and manage the team through fear and intimidation. He. With fear and intimidation on a daily basis. forty-seven employees said that to buzzfeed then on top of that. Then on top of that. This is for Leman one former employee told buzzfeed news that Leeman had asked if he could get A. H J or Bj. Basiji. In a bathroom at a company Party in twenty thirteen on a separate occasion an on a separate occasion in May of twenty, seven seventeen. Another former employee said she saw, Leeman grope a production assistant in a car and kiss his neck. So. A lot of dirty things going on you know what? I'm saying. He was an issue. Yeah. Well, it sounds like they were in issue is more than just it's more than just Liman is also Glavin. These are all like people sitting there saying nearly a dozen employees also said, it was a it was common for Leman to make sexually explicit comments in the office making other collies questions. Making other. Colleagues question like are you a top or a bottom pointing out male employees bulges in their crotches wow. So. It continues it continues on and on and on I mean of course there are there are a lot of things that are being said. They not only were they inflicting or trying to instill some sort of energy of feared like to fear these guys you know they're trying to bring that intimidation level in there But at the same time, they're trying to turn them into play things into toys in a way. Like they can have their way with those those men. The men apparently? America apparently it was the men. At least with Lebron. Very interesting. You know what I mean. She just came out with an apology video. But an hour looks like something dropped Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen emotional video call says she's a multi layered person as she apologizes a staff. What way wait do we have the video? Let me see the video because that's very interesting. I'd like to see that as well. You know. Because I'm hearing that some people felt that I wasn't kind or too short with them in too impatient apologize anybody if I've hurt your feelings in any way She can be interpreted times and she apologized if that has ever seen as hurtful, they're putting in real structures and resources for people. So this never happens again and that is extremely important to ellen. She was emotional seeing everybody they are family. Michelle Smell S as this. Why weren't there mechanisms in place for complaints that people felt comfortable using also, why did no one feel that Ellen would want to know and that's a that's the thing to hear it is. She said this in he just quoted something and I mean, obviously I'm reading this and you obviously commented this before he read any of this but. Clearly she might have just had a very one she is ellen. I'm sure a lot of these as a lot of these people that are part of the crew are intimidated to go up and approach her. And I feel like also she also said I can be very introverted at times. In other words she's trying to excuse her meanness or her cold shoulder. Energy that she might that apparently she has onset. So. If you really think about it, maybe a lot of these people are intimidated to go up there and tell her these problems as well. You know what I'm saying. But. At the same time, that's why you have like Hr. You know what I'm saying. That's why you have stuff like Hr. That's why you have people out there that you can go to. So you don't have to literally have to go to Ellen you don't have to go to the boss boss boss to the c o the main person, the owner of the of the joint you could actually go to somebody else to speak about these things. But I, don't know if they really instilled or. Those mechanisms as well. So that's a very good question. Michelle seriously, it's a very good question but that also shows what kind of show is being run. How that show is really being run. If you don't feel like you could just go to somebody and say, Hey, this is what's going on. Without fear of losing your job. Says A lot. Definitely says a lot. Do we have the video? No it was only sent to the staff. And so they're talking about in there. Are giving quotes or whatever. But okay it's. currently. The public item. Okay. Sure, it will be at some point. Fair enough fair enough. We're going to jump into the next the next piece which I found very interesting as well. This is the next piece of information that I find interesting here is rose McGowan calls out. Harris over Harvey Weinstein, how many and I quote how many Predators Bank Roll you? So while Hollywood, stars drool over Kamala Harris actress rose McGowan has shown up to deliver a sobering reality, check the actress and metoo activists. is calling out the newly minted vice prince vice principal vice presidential candidate for accepting donations. From Harvey Weinstein, when she was Attorney General of California. Did you re says quote. Did you return the money wants to engage you McGowan tweeted? Yes on Wednesday. How many predators bankroll you? Now Kamala Harris accepted a two thousand, five, hundred dollar check from Harvey, Weinstein for her reelection campaign for California's Attorney General in two, thousand, fourteen, three years later she received another twenty, five, hundred donation from. Twenty five, twenty, five, hundred dollars donation from. Harvey Weinstein. Did for us. Senate. So Of course as we already know. He's been in trouble for He's he's in jail for for. For convicted rape and sexual assaults, but he's also one of the one of Hollywood's most active political donors. corralling big ticket celebrity donations from Democratic candidates including Barack Obama. And Hillary Clinton so. This is a very interesting thing to be put out there This is something that's trying pretty hard on twitter right now as we speak. With rose McGowan, who obviously is a hardcore me metoo supporter of course, she is trying to stop. You know things like pizza gates and all the things that are going on right now in regards to anything in the along the lines of the Jeffrey Epstein to Weinstein to to the slew of things that have been. All the accusations that have put been put out there recently. So she is trying to shed light on something very, very serious and Yeah. Rose McGowan is out here trying to Proclaims on some people what you think. I don't know I, it's always interesting when people are like Oh, you somebody gave you something years ago before you knew about this or maybe she maybe she knew about him. But. That's like. A lot of people donate a lot of money to different causes and especially a lot of. people that have a lot of money donate their money. So they get tax write offs So. Like it besides just going after her she going to go to every place else that Weinstein or Weinstein had donated money to. but she already had said that she was going to donate that money to. Let's see what was the name of the to a nonprofit women's rights charity. So you know this kind of like one of those things like she was complaining about it but Sergey been interested. So yeah. I don't know in general. If. Somebody. Donate to your campaign should he return the money if if they find out that they've done something bad. is you're trying to make a change and maybe your policies will be good to not only affect that one person but maybe you can make changes for bigger bigger good if you put in the right position, right? I'd rather be in her hands in his I don't know separating the man from his money because he doesn't deserve it. He doesn't deserve anything that he has right now. The thing is, is I also have to say this as a counter. A. Counter Rebuttal or a rebuttal. Tiered is. If you accept money from somebody that's very very well to do. Super connected in California. That somebody who is out there kicking ass and taking names doesn't mean that you know everything about that person. You see what I'm saying if I was running for some huge seat in office. And say one of the richest people in my city said Hey I want to back you. Not Every day. Are you finding out that that huge name? Has, allegations of something. You know even during that time even during that time, I'm not trying to defend. Kamala Harris at all I'm just saying. You don't really truly know somebody until those things come out. You know what? I'm saying like if you accept an endorsement from somebody doesn't mean that you already know that that person is out here doing some dirty. You know what? I'm saying not everyday. You know somebody's doing some dirty that's all I'm trying to say. You might accept the the you might accept the check and then seven years later they get accused of. Sexual harassment or some sexual misconduct you know or something as hard as the Ara word you know and so I feel like sometimes it's hard for you to go. Oh, that Kamla Harris is a terrible person because he accepted twenty five hundred dollars for her campaign from somebody who is now a convicted. Sex offender or You know. Raised you know what I'm saying. Now sex offender what am I saying so So. That's the thing where I'm like. All right. How can you really truly? No, you know what I'm saying especially when you're getting endorsements and backing from. Multiple. Angles. Never know where your money's coming from. Now I feel like nowadays, it's one of those things like now we have to go into a situation where we have to. If any person is running for anything. You almost have to do a deep dive on every single organization or every single person that is sending you money. Because, you never know because as soon as you accept a check from, say a A. Future Harvey Weinstein type. person. You get burned for it and it's kind of like I didn't know he was going to be this. You see what I'm saying if only we had a Delorean, you know what I'm saying and if only we had doc. And Marty MC fly. Where we can jump in and go eight miles an hour in jump into the future and to see who gets in trouble. You know what I'm saying that's the only way we can really do that. So I'm not sitting here defending the situation I'm just saying something that doesn't make sense for her to try to drag Kamala Four. That's all I'm saying not a great look for common. Know. How does he know that that was going to go down? You see what I'm saying. Right. And in fact I'm sure she can go. We'll shoot I'm running that check back you go live on twitter boot. Right? He goes go. Leave me alone. And two story you. So what I'm saying Yeah that's understandable I Can't. I mean I saw on the side here. So saying how many Republicans did Weinstein. In support our donate to. Or anybody else like like should every donation that he ever made to everybody who returned to him? I just don't. Like go through like. People. That trump, support. And trump gave money to comma. So yeah. And he's a suspected. Sexual misconduct person. So misconduct her. Yeah. No you gotta remember to. An Ra and our as a lot of heat right now, and they funded the they they funded trump as well. His campaigns as well. So it's like, what does he do? Maybe he didn't know anything maybe he does we don't know. All we know is that he accepted that check and that's it. That's all she wrote. So it makes you wonder how much is. You know what I'm saying how much is okay. What's the lines? You know? What? What is the line? What's the barrier? Or do you just do a background check on every I in body all the time but then that slows down your money's yeah. Now, you got this five dollar donation from this guy in somewhere in Minnesota that. Victims of of rape ten years ago. So he got exactly GonNa give that back and. then. These people over here that gave you this amount of money for doing this and. was found out to be this like. At some point in time, they're just be no money given to anybody, right? Maybe that's better. Maybe politics shouldn't have any donations and they should just purely win on their policies, right. Now and that's Something to think about some of the thing about for sure. But unfortunately, that's not how the cookie crumbles. Unfortunately, you know what I mean And that's something that we're just gonNA to have to. Who Slowly, but surely have to deal with as time goes on. Like I said, you gotta remember there's a lot of guys out there that make a lot of money that do a lot of dirty. Let's IT unfortunately. You know this is how we this is how we roll nowadays you know. There's a lot of people out there with buckets of money that have done some really really really bad things. Let us keep a straight found. Your. But Hi, Sweetie. Shame I kid that was Jack's kid sing high. But anyway. So moving onto that deftly common down below. Let us know what you think that I mean you you know like, do you when is it? When would you? How would you appreciate or how would you go and collect funding? If you're a politician feel like a lot of it is run by dirty money anyway is just like I said, it's just another. Another version of like. It's organized crime basically, if you really think about it started to say like that but I'm going to keep a straight funky you know. But moving onto the next story we got one more story before we get into our interview with Chris Porter Comedian Chris Porter but. This next. This next thing I found very, very, very interesting This is going this is trending pretty hard right now. This is trending pretty hard right now on twitter as we speak, and the thing is, is that there are thousands of people that attended a Pool Party in Wuhan China. Yes I said it thousands of people attend a pool party. In Wuhan China and we got the video right here I'm gonNA show to you guys right now let's take a look. Take, a look at this. Look at that look how many people out there. That do you see how many people are out there bra? Bra that is that China that is Wuhan China. One more time for you guys to put your peers on. Take a look at each BRA A. Woo Hot Chai Na, member remember that is Ground Zero. Of where the? Rona came from. Let. Me just say that again, that is the ground zero where the. Rona has come from. Let me just show you this one mo again that is real that Israel why now we play one more time because it's Like they haven't a good old time. Yes. Spin those things. Yes. Hit that. Play Button hard. Yes. The you go. Woo Hot Chai Na. have big old good old time there. It is literally an orgy of Corona virus just being just corona virus assists having a good old time up in this piece man yes. You know what I'm saying wow were you say Jack there in a pool? So there's chlorine. Chlorine kills the coronavirus you look like. You. Know what here it is. Breath own my God. Breath. What are your thoughts on that? Do Come on man speak on it I mean you got the vaccine. Bra Don't even do that to me. Oh my God Nah I ain't about. Otherwise life I didn't see any masks they know masking that piece I see no, no nothing up here. Everybody was having a good old time this. In Rona Soup just chilling in a big old ball big old bowl of Rona. Soup, did you see that just? I'm sorry. Gave my microphone the Rona do you see what I'm saying? Right. That was A. That was a sea of people that was a sea of people swimming in Rona Soup that was Rona ses oop this gross. That's wrong. That's wrong. Stanley's women got in. With half price admission. I'm so proud of them. Hides waterpark whereas where they were at. Reopened on June twenty fifth and has recently attracted around fifteen thousand visitors at weekends. Owner said was about half its usual numbers. That's that's just wrong. That's is wrong. You know what? I mean. So I needed a city nor nor will province has reportedly local reported locally transmitted cases coping nineteen for three months and officials declared the city free of the virus after testing ten million of the city's residents. In June there have been over eighty nine, thousand, four hundred cases of chronic buyer support in China with forty, seven, hundred and three deaths. Reported is that keyword in that one? This is grody man I'm sorry I'm sorry I am sorry. Here it is. Here it is. You got you got situations like. Got, situations like that. Okay. And then you got situations that are happening in in the states right now that are people that people just kicking it and. They're not even in water. You know what? I'm saying they're just in a bar kicking it trying to do their thing trying to live life and don't get me wrong I get it. We all want to live life. We all want to do our thing trust me I want to go and have a good time. Trust me. You know what I mean. I want to get it there but at the same time. What the hell. Here's the thing. Ground Zero that's ground zero of where the Rona started where corona virus started. Allegedly, okay. I know that people would sit there. There's other people out there that say came from something else. There's all these conspiracy theories that are out there. But here it is all we know the general public knows. Sands, conspiracy theories. That the Rona. Came from Wuhan. So why? Does one. Jump into a pool. In a place where it's the ground zero spot where corona virus weight off, you're telling me those thousands of people. Got Checked as they walked into the Pool Party and they're fine. You tell me not one of them had symptoms. You're telling me. You know what? I'm saying like now I can't wait to see. I can't wait to see what kind of numbers they're gonNA have. There's going to be another outbreak over there for show. Oh. But they're gonNA hide it from us. Let us be real. They'RE GONNA THEY'RE GONNA lie about their numbers like they have been. Let's just keep it straight funky y'all they've been lying about these numbers. Apparently. They're fine. You know what? I'm saying you got the cute Dj hit space bars harsh. She could on beat. You know what I'm saying she's really spin and she's been hard up there and then you've got thousands of people in Rona. Soup. Wave. Just. Waves. Of Road. Year Rona suit waves this just chill like. You know rolling on E. OR MOLLY or whatever. You know what I'm saying that is stupid. That's not what you do man. You don't do that. That's gross. That's gross and Mr Super Yes I said grody that's Roti. Bread. That's grody I'm throwing out like an eighties term grody nasty. To Ground Zero. Do you know do you understand how much backlash? New York would have gotten if New York did that if there was some huge pool party spot that everybody went to you know so that they can wait and have a good old time and they just did that Bra New York would be destroyed. Right now, social media would have been destroying them right now. CUOMO would be thrown under a bus seventeen buses this cuckoo Cuckoo cuckoo then they all run back over reverse making sure him dead do you understand that? Will. Haunt should not be doing that stuff and they should not be condoning that. No one should a show a video of that at all who wants to do? What kind of idiot pulls out a video and says? We did easy. Ground Zero Rona. We're back at it again. I'm telling you corona virus. This is like corona viruses. Next album you thought he retired like Jay Z you thought he retired your he was gone but another one, it's your boy Rana you don't saying. Bread this is terrible man. This is like a Jay Z. mixed tape that came out after he freaking retired. They're like, Hey, man thought we thought you would your boy. It's another one come on man. Watch there's going to be another way that pisses me off. That pisses me off. We should not be seeing that. That should not be happening period not just not not just we shouldn't that shouldn't be happening period. Yeah. Look at like we have done anything different here they've already been plenty of video showing pool parties and everything else in the US while things are raging on with no testing so. It's Kinda you know. While I don't like to see it. Hard to be hypocritical. Just anger. So but because, this is like we are all out here trying to survive. We're all huge chillan not none of us got a chance to go out into the pool areas like that and get good old tan kind of thing. 'cause you know we all out here there's a lot of people out here just sitting holed up in their cribs not doing anything born in the House Board in House Board. You don't have saying still to this day, and then you got these people out here just having a having the time of the life when corona the spot that Koran. Off On man you guys stupid. Gecko Moon just said something that totally agree seems like China Wuhan is rubbing it in rubbing it into all of our faces now we've moved on. Now. You deal with it facts Gecko. That's ridiculous. That is ridiculous man anyway. All I. can say is I hope that doesn't spike anything off I. Hope that doesn't start anything off because we ain't got time for this show, we need to survive we need to live. We don't need another fifth fourth wave a third wave. You know what I'm saying it's enough already you know what I'm saying. Shoot Mr Supervisor said. The. In the pool new neutralizes the virus. Do you understand if if I realized I was in Wuhan in that Pool Party and I knew that was going to neutralize the virus I just. Let it all out I don't care. In, turn in circles so I can have. You I can't get it in the periphery. You know what? I mean by peripherals I would just turn in circles like this. Just let it all out. Peeing I. don't care. You know what I'm saying starting a fortress. Disinfectant. Welcome to the are Kelly? Pool. No kidding. Yes. DRIP DRIP DRIP. Anyway we gotta go into a quick commercial break. But when we come back got an interview with the very funny Chris Porter, we'll be right back. This is the Pascal show. Back. Hey welcome back guys. Thank you guys so much for tuning in and sticking around and like I always save this is your first time checking out the show. Please go hit that subscribe button down below your our youtube channels been crazy building going crazy right now and I appreciate all the love on our youtube channel. So definitely go hit the subscribe button And just so you guys know we do the show Monday through Friday nine am central standard time live. So you get the news, you get the interviews you get the entertainment right here on the Pascal Show Youtube Channel. So go hit the subscribe button and if you're enjoying the show so far hit that like button down below this speed as we speak anyway. We gotta jump into this because I got somebody very, very special in the houses might do my brother. He's a Kansas City native I mean I forgive him for that but he's still really funny. The very, very funny very, very talented comedian Chris Porter is in the What's up mail? Hello how the hell you been my brother. Of Been Bored Real Board. That the truth bed. I feel you man I feel you. So where where are you staying at right now? Where are you at right now? I met my a well my apartment in Los Angeles where I've been pretty much the whole pandemic. I've I've gone out a few times gigs and then last week I went on A. I just had enough I was like, I'm going to just go and if I get it I, get it and I went on a little vacation. Oh, that's Get it so double win. Win Win Baby Win Win you know what I'm saying like I can only imagine what it's like in La Right now because I mean that's where you are right now. So Got To ask. How Like. It's almost like as the end of his army movie, we're all zombies are dead, but there's no one outside still Yeah there's just everything's. Pretty much everything's closed and some of the restaurants are open now but you gotta eat outside. But now it's a thousand degrees because it's August so pretty much everything's closed. Yeah. No kidding man. I can only imagine like how people how the create how creatives are doing in Hollywood and how they're dealing with this time. This crazy time that we're in right now you know what I'm saying like, how you? How are you getting by like? What are you doing to get by right now man? You know shows. initiating a lot of nitty. Now just. You know the first two months of it was great because I. You know I've been on the road forty weekends a year for ten years at least so. To have two months in the same place was was fun and now we're at five months. And I think I need to buy seven cats and start wearing kleenex boxes shoes. Like I'm just starting to lose my mind a little bit but. You know. It is what it is. It's hard to right because you know there's no life to comment on. Radio. It's a lot of you know when I do do my shows it's it's also a lot of trying to remember how to do it. Yeah I feel you on that because I mean here it is like. There is. I can only imagine how hard it is like were saying like. How are you finding jokes that haven't been I'll say this how are you finding jokes? That haven't been used before in regards to this quarantine this lockdown, the the Rona. Even you know what I'm saying the kind of the cool thing is is I am actually one of the few comics. Doing actually being able to go out and do show so very fortunate. So. Most of the corona jokes I'm doing which are very few. Are? Pretty. Original right now but I think what will happen is as soon as the all the clubs start to reopen and all the open mic nights start it's it's GonNa be just this giant flood of Corentin, jokes but I I don't try to talk about it too much because I feel like. It's the last thing people want to hear about when they're finally out of their house. Yeah. You know when they're. Born in the House Board in House Board. It's like I don't want to remind you come to a show and all I talked about it's be bored in the house they're like, no no let's let's pretend like life as normal and you just talk about some regular sto right? Right. It's like, yeah, this list. was talking about just how normal life used to be you know what I'm saying. Like Watch. An NBA Games right now is not the same I feel like I'm watching a scrimmage roads what you got. So let's just pretend br I'd be like it's it's like watching two k. like I think I'm watching to K- it's not it's not the same. It feels like a video game the way. Does and you know what? I'm saying like you have to remind yourself that this game counts a lot. especially. Now in the playoffs like remind yourself like, oh no, this isn't the G. League. Right? This is the real deal they're going real deal and they have to win at least three of these. Yeah. In that in us. Yeah, it's crazy but it's also the time and it's weird to watch baseball and a guy hits a home run into. It. So I this is still way better than the three months we didn't have sports. That is true I. Mean it's says something to watch your US turn on sportscenter and Kenny Mayne was reading poetry. GET, out of here he was now I'm just makes. A joke maker Pascal I know man I was just saying Oh. My God if he was really that would have been hilarious, I would have paid to see that I think we were a month from that. You just Like a thirty for thirty. Years like, Hey, remember this game member these oh remember Jordan. Let's talk about that. You know let's see that. For a while, you know what I mean. Let's obsess about that for a while and Nitpick. To what he's drinking in the in the in the in the documentary to all this other bs that was going on I mean, it was it was so ridiculous but. Man It so funny that. Is So funny how? How much we are like Screw. With our by tooth and nail, we're trying so hard to find anything to talk about nowadays because there really isn't anything going on in the world except for like the the elections that are coming up. November. Other than that. We don't have anything really else to talk about accept like maybe the Kardashians doing something stupid or Comu- doing something stupid. But other than that. It's really You. Know what I'm saying and the said he can't even argue about the elections because pretty much every. It's so polarized at this point everyone's. Chosen aside, they did two years ago. Yeah. And Yeah so it's definitely But it's also fine because no one's around to talk to anyone. Who you to argue with your cat. Yeah. No kidding man. Too Bad. They don't argue back. You know what I'm saying is going right in your shoe you know what? Become a real good cook. Really ever did out. I never cooked before because I was always travelling and now I'm Guy Fieri up in this place. A Bayer flavored went down the what's what's your? What's your dish? What's your go-to dish? What's something? They display every time I've been doing these buffalo chicken tacos that are been. From Way. Downtown. Pang like it's been a lot of fun. Man We always. So no more Taco bell that over is. Actually heads. You know forty one now. So the body isn't as resilient as it once was the kind of space out the. TB. And I had it Saturday night. I did a drive in show on my way back. It was feeling good. and. I was like have some Taco Bell I haven't had it in a long time. And that's up used to go right through and now it hangs out for a few days, which is worse no man. I'm sorry for you bro. said it was worth. It still tasted delicious in face whole. Of course it did of course you know what I'm saying I mean you know everybody has the crack. You know what I'm saying go to fast food joint. Yes it doesn't matter how old you are or how much diabetes got you still eat it. You know what I mean and I guess Taco Bell Is Yours. You know what I'm saying so I mean I understand that you've got a show coming up on August twenty eighth doing virtual comedy show. Tell me a little bit about man. Well, that's the world we're in. Now since all the clubs are closed I just I work from home which I didn't even think was a possibility until the coughing started. but yeah, it's it's Kinda. Cool. 'cause not only. Am I going to do a show but it's also hang out afterwards and you can ask questions something out. And so it's it's kind of cool. It's a little different in that aspect, but you gotTa Rush Ticks, Dot Com. It's fifteen bucks a screen. So like you're gonNA have friends over and watch it all and it's still fifteen bucks and It's you know it's five pm your time seven PM Pacific but it's it's going to be a lot of fun and it's it's where we're at now in. So you know it's not like anything's open anyway. So hang out at home on a Friday night and watch some comedy, and if you have questions or concerns, you can express them NASA man that's what's up. I mean and the thing is is like what? I mean. I gotta be honest with you man I got I gotta ask it aside from this this event on the twenty eighth sounds like a really good time but I mean. And this might be a personal question someone A. So I, understand if you you're not cool with it but how are you securing the bag? You still saying like has it been? Has it been tough like during the Times or have you been living in new? I don't understand the. Are you asking how am I getting money how you getting paid like? How are you? I know that like. Are you know luckily you don't I work. I had plenty of money in the bank for like literally the first time in my life when this all started right? So that was well timed. But Luckily I I've had gigs here and there. And then I've got four records out. So I make I make a significant amount of those. Being played on spotify and stuff so I mean I. I'm fortunate that I have mailbox money and having getting gangs here and there so. that being said, I'm calling on employment office as soon as. We're done here whereas you know you just gotTa do and you know I got a stimulus check so that and I found out. If, you don't go out to eat every meal. You end up keeping a lot of your money. You save a whole lot of quiche if you're not spending it all the time on on. Fast food advertising thing is like when everything's closed and you're not going out that that balance doesn't. Decrease like. Doesn't budge which is nice. You know what I mean. And then it gives you a chance to learn how to cook at the same time. Yeah. Adult, for the first time ever. So. There's that man I mean. So Earth's bed frame look at me. Really. Wow. You moving up in the world man. So you're not sleeping on the floor, the mattress on the floor anymore right girls don't like it when you're mattresses on the floor, Hey, will find their shirt and call an uber. I. Promise. Done. Man Called Day the time out we. Know what is this? We're sleeping in this now. I'm getting a lift and you for it by. Well you're half right. you know I'm going to get you the Carpool. Feature you're GONNA, have to share the right? Yes. Sorry to wait say. A man I. Love it a Chris. Thank you so much for coming onto the show today I. Really really appreciate it. Let everybody know one more time about August twenty eighth and also where they can go and follow you on. Of course The show August twenty eighth five PM Central Time. Go. To. Rush Ticks Dot Com fifteen bucks send you a link it's real simple in that regard. and then you can find me on instagram at I. Am Chris Porter, and as soon as they let me back onto twitter I didn't get banned or anything. I'm just having logging issues. and. It's it's been a four four month nightmare. But as soon as I get back on their twitter I am Chris border. And you can go find all my dates when they start trickling back in at Chris, Porter Comedy Dot Com right Oh man right on a Chris. Thank you so much for taking the time out to sit down me today man and You know I'm definitely looking forward to seeing you on the twenty eighth live. I'M GONNA go check wake up early for a lot of people that for you Pascal Anything Buddy thank you, brother appreciate it. We're going to go into a quick commercial break. We'll be right back. This is the Pascal show. Back. Hey welcome back guys think you guys so much for tuning in and being a part of the show today. We do have some breaking news. This is brand spanking new. So bear with us because we're going to be trudging through this pretty hardcore now, here's the thing trump has been talking about pardoning over overnight literally as he's in his air. Force One or his trump plane I think his own trump plane. Anyway he mentioned that he was going to possibly pardoned somebody. Today. And everybody was sitting there speculating like a mug going, hey, who could it be? Who Be some people thought it was going to be asked Tireder. Tiger King, they also thought it was going to be possibly. Snowden Edward Snowden, but we have breaking news on who he decided to pardon. Jackie speak on it. So. president trump has announced this morning. He will give a host Humus type pronounce that right? Pardon and to Susan B. Anthony Susan. B. Anthony Y'all now. Let me ask you this just for people who don't know. Who Susan B. Anthony is who who is Susan B. Anthony Quick Little Synopsis She's the one of the largest in Val Val people in the women's suffrage movement. So if women have the right to vote today. You can. You can thank Susan B. Anthony. So and the announcement today came one hundred years the day after the nineteen twenty ratification. Yes. The Nineteenth Amendment, the night, the women the right to vote the right, the VO. So congratulations on one hundred years first off okay. Hundred Years Susan B. Anthony has been pardoned. On the exact day. Of the celebration of the one hundredth anniversary. Of Women's right to vote. This is very, very interesting. Very, interesting. You know what he's pardoning her for what does he pardoning her for? Jack so She had. voted. And then she was indicted. And tried and convicted for voting illegally. And then she was sentenced to pay a fine of one hundred dollars in court costs. So that has never been pardoned before it's always sat on the books and. President trump has taken it upon himself to be the one to partner. Let me ask you this. How long is Susan B. Anthony Been? On the books how long's she been? That was in my ear eighteen, seventy two. So. You know of one hundred, thirty, eight years. And trusting eighteen years. Wow That's some funny stuff. So. Susan B. Anthony has officially been pardoned everybody. while. I don't know what do you about it. I'm going to say this if anything I'm happy about it. Yes I'm happy about it because this is somebody who was fighting for women's rights. Fighting. Women's suffrage as you were saying a second ago. I'm happy about it. I think this is really really fantastic news. But I also think this to. Trump's of very smart. He's being very smart. He just did a smart move. That was a very smart move I'm going to be really honest that was a very smart move. Here it is. because. We are GonNa talk about this in a little bit but there is a lot of things in regards to. Both sides of the political spectrum right now during these elections are trying to get. Trying to. Pander sometimes a which we'll talk about here in a little bit towards the female vote towards the women's vote. So the fact that he did this. Especially on the hundredth anniversary of women's right to vote is a very, very smart move so. Some people would ask, is this a political political stunt? Is a specifically a political stunt or is he doing this because he feels that she has a right to be pardoned? Enquiring minds would like to know. Regardless of it I am happy about it. I also do think politically. As far as a political move, it's a very smart move on behalf of the trump. What do you think Jack? I mean, what is the effect of a pardon? On an on someone that has already passed see that's the other thing. It's not like she is still alive. She Ain't going to be outside running around being free. She's gone. She's no longer with us. She is dust in the wind. All right. So I don't know I know that it's it's nice it's great. I'm happy about it for show. But that doesn't bring her freedom. She doesn't get the taste. The sweet taste of freedom as she walks out of those prison doors, you know what I'm saying. So I mean I don't know. It's it's. It's one of those situations where like the government pardons either like forgiving you for what you did and I don't think that in that situation either that she really. was asking for forgiveness she was demanding equality. Like now. So. I don't seem surface level to me You know what else is is going to happen around it. You know I look forward to see what it develops into, and if there's some kind of positive movement from it. Yeah. I just I mean pardons in general. I think that are are used for people that are currently alive. You can see nothing actually happened for that person. Is this going to affect her family in some ways and more just it's all more of A. Surface level to me. It's like okay yeah. Now. She's part well I, mean that's the thing because here it is. Maybe this is something that he just found out about whilst. Mid Travel he could have been in the plane somebody in his team said Oh you know the one hundredth year of you know for women's right to vote is the anniversaries tomorrow by the way you know and you know we do have somebody on the on the list. You know the hasn't been pardoned Susan B. Anthony. She's a huge. She's an icon in regards to the Women's suffrage movement in all that hey, trump trump why don't you go ahead and pardoned her because that would be a very good look and that would look very good for the female vote and all that because you're trying to get the female vote right now you know maybe his polls are really low maybe you know women or not really answering or feeling. Trump right now, you see what I'm saying. So maybe he does this this big move, it's a big move. Let's be real. That is a very big move solely just to get to pander to female to female vote. That's one of the question. That's one thought that is most definitely out here I'm even seeing it in the chats down below where people are sitting there going mad as a political stunt at eight ish ain't nothing how convenient is he pardoning her on the day? Of the one hundredth anniversary you see what I'm saying it almost seems to planned out. You know it's almost too good to be true. But at the same time, I'm going to say this, it's a very good move. And it's great news regardless if he's doing it just to look good, it's still fantastic new she is finally free. Her name is finally pardoned. For doing something that was so amazing for doing. Good. You know what I'm saying. So the fact that she is now her name is now pardoned is a huge thing. So I'm happy about it, but it does look like a little bit of a political stunt to me. So I was reading a couple things on twitter dot says to it and everything and Kathy Hotel. Lieutenant Governor of New York. As highest ranking woman elected official in New York and on behalf of Susan B. Anthonys Legacy, we demand trump resendiz pardon. She was proud of arrested draw attention the cause for women's rights and never paid her. Fine. Let her rest in peace. In, who said that again I'm sorry. That was the lieutenant governor of New York. Kathy Hotel. while. Maybe, they're doing that because she doesn't want. Maybe. Maybe maybe the the saying that because they don't want trump to look good for five seconds. You know. What I was saying was like I don't think she wanted forgiveness from the all male jury that found early voting. She demanded change in the law which that changing the law already partner. Like. That's know by having been granted. The right to vote. That's that's her pardon the giving all all women the right vote. That's I could definitely see that I understand her stance I mean. There's more about it. I don't know personally I don't know about her Susan B. Anthonys like legacy of what exactly she was trying to leave behind and all of our other political views or. Anything else like that or I don't know about how she went about her daily. Living and In know she if this woman knows more about that? Now here's the other thing though maybe the because obviously a lot of people think that. Trump is a male chauvinist pig. So maybe t sitting there saying, no, not him of all people chauvinist. Pardoning someone who wanted women's rights you see what I'm saying it's I feel like she's almost almost like a gut reaction of like I wish it was not him. That is pardoning her you see what I'm saying. You know of course, there's a lot of people out there that feel that way about trump that he's just a misogynist he's a racist you name it. Those are the things that they say about trump in the negative context now here it is. Outside of that, maybe maybe she didn't want her name pardon and maybe that's maybe that's what it is. But at the same time I think is good news. You know what I'm saying I do think it's a good news but. I. Do feel that he is he could be pandering towards the towards the female vote because that's what he needs right now that's what Biden needs to. You know what I'm saying like they both need it badly, you know what? I'm saying so for that and it's perfect timing. Some, the the anniversary. It's just all happens at the same time. It's a good look. It's a very, very good look. You know what I'm saying but outside of that, I think regardless if she didn't want to be pardoned or not I think. I'm happy that she's pardoned. Does that make sense? You know even in a way it seems like her even her soul her spirit could still be locked up in a way and now her soul in a way has been freed, which is great. But most definitely. Most definitely. I it's gotTA. There's a plan behind it most definitely you know what I'm saying. That's what I think. I was waiting for him to announce that he was going to pardon that person that Kim Kardashian's trying to get out. What Oh, because I know the Kardashian is trying to pardon. A few people she has a list of people working on right now and It is doesn't mean that trump can't do those in the future you know track it all trump has to do is just it's a stroke of a pen you. Pardon is the John Hancock real quick. And it's done. You know what I'm saying so he could do that. But obviously he was in this plane he tweeted that he was going to be pardoning somebody. Mid Flight. Obviously, his team probably say, Hey, man look. You need more women votes you need that your polls, the polls, the numbers show that you are just low on this end and you need the the housewives all the way to the professional woman out there. To to vote for you, here's a good look. The woman who was behind the woman's the women's suffrage movement has not been pardoned. Go ahead and pardon her real quick. Great Look. So fantastic look. You know what? I'm saying fantastic look for sure but some people might go. You are most definitely pandering to. The female or for the female vote, you know what I'm saying. Which is Very, interesting but at the end of it, all I am very, very happy. That that happened I'm going to be honest I am happy about that I'm GonNa keep it straight funky. I know some people might not agree. But I think no matter what even if it is pandering. Outside of the pandering I think it's it's wonderful news. That's what I personally think. But, yes it is pandering because it is perfect timing. Is Perfect timing. He could have done this months ago. But he did on the same day as the one hundredth day one, hundred. Sorry Hundred Year of Women's vote the women's right to vote. It's almost too perfect. Almost too perfect. My personal opinion. Anyway so Biden's move right. This is the master game of chess. Master game of chess. Let's keep a real. You know what I mean it is most definitely a game of chess but. Speaking of which Button Holy God. Biden Biden Biden. We're going to look at this video. This is this is very interesting because Biden sat down and had an interview for Elle magazine and The funny thing is, is you know there are millions of other people that he could have been interviewed by millions. Shoot, he could have been interviewed by. Joe. Blow that owns the donut shop around the corner but for some odd reason. He was interviewed by none other. Than Wet and Gucci. Cardi B. and we're GONNA look at this video real quick. We're GONNA. Look at their interview. It is. Quite, an interesting conversation. Take a look y'all. Have a whole list of things that I want and I wish I desire. For next president to WHO for us well I in. Birds. Never give it above I just want trump out. You know what I'm saying I just feel like his mouth gets us a drug of so much. Don't want to be lighting I. Don't I don't want that. You know we're doing with a pandemic right now right and I just want answers. I, want to win this award I you know I want to go back to my job. I WANNA I WANNA be able to go outside I WANNA be. Able to go like, I'm shocked in my home and I don't want somebody to Latvian song that it's okay to side. It's okay. Not to wear a mask the everything is going to be okay. No I want a time line of when things are gonNA. Get better. I I want a president. He told me what are the steps us they're better besides you know taking up precautions live with our mass and foreign meeting those nails it's only like. This is going to be over while we find this care this is is taking. So long this is what other countries are doing better ours when it comes to his pandemic need somebody that's only the tools, the hardcore to and. Also I have forced one free Medicare, and this is why it's and a half Medicare. Noticed happening right now see what we should have been happy Medicare for a long time I of course think that we need a free college education that second and I want black lists up getting. and. No Justice Laurie? I'M TIRED OF IT I'm tired of it. I, want more stricter laws that is fair who likes citizen and you know is there for cops in kill somebody that is That doesn't have a weapon on them. Go to jail. You know what Joe Somebody I gotta go to jail you gotta go to jail to. Okay Best Desk. I was waiting for. Okay I am okay. That's enough now. Okay. Why does why does she look? Why does she look like? She's about she's going to a job interview her first serious job interview of all time like it's it's. I hate it so much because. She's trying to look professional, but she doesn't look professional at the same damn time. Now here's the thing. It's a fifteen minute interview where most of it is her talking? I'm going to be straight FUNKY. She's talking the most now. I personally I personally just. To me, it's funny to me. It's funny. But at the same time I know that you know from reading a lot of the comments down below there's a lot of people that sit there and wait a second listen she's bringing. She's bringing topics that most of the people that maybe most of the demographic that she's trying to reach out to don't don't don't talk about or she's bringing up things she's bringing awareness to a group of people that maybe don't really care about politics and don't care about what's going on you know and. I give her mad props about that. I'm just I'm going to say that right out the gate I give her mad props I hate how she looks because it looks like she is. She. She looks. Ridiculous. She does look ridiculous like I feel like she's going into getting interviewed for a managerial. Position at cheesecake factory. That's what it feels like but. Here, this outside of that aside of all that I do appreciate her putting the time in to do something like that to bring awareness to the community and towards the demographic that she. To her followers and the people that watch her stuff. As well, but at the same time. It is just for sure him most definitely trying to pander to the black vote then on top of that pandering. To the female vote is well. Let us keep a real and the young audience. The young demographic is well, he is most definitely pandering that is so pandering so bad it is terrible. It's terrible and that's not that's not how it's done. Now, like I said, he could have been interviewed by so many other people so many other people. Professional people. Professional interviewers and he decided to go and get interviewed by Cardi freaking be. Miss Wet and Gucci. Miss. Wet. As. Jane precipitation. Instead that doesn't make any sense to me. Personally, it doesn't make any sense I could see him doing that as one like a one off kind of thing. They Pick L. Magazine asked Cardi B. to interview Joe Biden. Now, I'll tell you this doesn't mean. Doesn't mean that she doesn't have a following. She's got a gigantic following gigantic and people do listen to her but I feel like it would have been better if she was to endorse the interview maybe there's a beginning where she's like, Hey, y'all blah blah blah this is one mistake. and. Then they cut to the interview or something like that. Not Have Redo the interview because in a way. It was a one sided conversation. He said a few he said a few things but other than that. It was heard this Yapen the entire time. And I know there's a lot to talk about but dang man. It was not a good look. It was not a good look and it was clear that he was trying to. He was clearly pandering. Like I said, they could have picked another. You know let Latino correspondent Hispanic Latino, Hispanic correspondent or correspondent correspondent, or they could've used a black correspondent that's well respected in the game of any type. It could have been anybody else. You know what I'm saying but they chose Cardi frigging be what move is that all about. What is that Move Jack? What do you think? It's like. Rather, see her in a mix of a crowd that's going to ask a question and a whole bunch celebrities out in a crowd. You know socially distanced and then they jump around and they ask you know certain things that they might see from the areas they live in were. And then maybe from the community that that they're around and so. I don't know I agree with you saying that like. Duck. said that again, Jack. What? We just lost Jack Hopefully, he'll jump back. Hopefully, he'll jump back. Hopefully. He'll jump back but anyway. It is a very interesting thing for one moment he is. He could have been interviewed by anybody like I said, could have been interviewed by anybody. Anybody else and for some odd reason. And for some odd reason. He chose Cardi B.. Now I said there could be. There's plenty of one offs or you know it also is. Sponsored by and it was on L. Magazines. Whole thing. So maybe L. Magazines set it up because they thought it would be a very interesting. Very funny. Type, of. Setup. that could be the option that could be the possibility as well. I don't know you know to me. It is just a very, very weird. Very very weird. Situation. It's very, very weird situation and I I just think it's funny. Regardless it's still a very, very funny breakdown. Of all people like I said of all people he could have been. He could have chosen anyone else to have a legitimate interview even so he could have used an influencer maybe somebody who is highly respected in the social media game that has that kind of demographic. The has that kind of following. To sit down and have that interview with him. You know what I'm saying he could have done. He could have had that interview with. Many. Other people. You know that would actually tune in. You know another maybe another highly respected black or Hispanic. Influence out there. That is you know that can sit down and actually do. In conduct a concise interview. And unfortunately, he doesn't do that. You know what I'm saying unfortunately, he chose US somebody else and I agree with you guys sitting here saying this on here most definitely it is him pandering like a mug pandering like a Mug, you know what I'm saying and that's sad br that is really really sad because that's not how you do it. That's not how you play this game. You know what I'm saying that's not how it's done. And because now you see something like this and you just kind of rolling your eyes and instead of actually listening to the actual interview and caring you're automatically seeing like, oh, he's clearly chucking and jiving. So he can get the black female vote or the black vote or the female vote. You know what I'm saying clearly, it's pandering you know what I'm saying and that sucks that really really sucks you know his stuff does not seem genuine at all. Nowadays, a lot of his stuff is just very fake and very A. Very disingenuous. You know and it's It's frustrating you know. But I'm GonNa, I'm GonNa read some of your comments by the way because the you know I would love to hear what you guys think on all this for sure. Mr T. twelve you're absolutely right. She's she's Dominican. Her fans are very young and in the current and in the in the current hip hop scene no one with good sense. Pays, any attention outside of entertainment stuff and that's not that impressive and the thing is like. And that's the thing like she most definitely has a very young audience that eats up everything that she says and eats up everything that she does she has a demographic. There's nothing wrong with her having that that strong of demographic, there's nothing wrong with that at all. But at the same time, it is most definitely like you sit there and go why and I know that she's done some other interviews before where she's. Gotten a little bit on the political political scene a little bit like talking with with Bernie Sanders and all that. But still it's kind of like is this a serious conversation or is this? Her just being. The adorable and funny and you know obviously people love her the the she's got a lot of charisma people really her stuff. So no pun intended. But at the same time you know she. People like her. So it's like, all right maybe by her having the interview that's going to crack open a few other other demographics or or break through other levels of possible potential voters because they're going. ooh Cardi B.'s talking to Joe Joe Biden let's talk. Let's see what's going on. You know what I mean so I mean it. I feel like it's it's an interesting move but I don't know if it's something that is. I just don't know if that's something that's going to really stick. It almost seems like a skit like I feel like it should have been a skit you feel me. Feels like a skit to me. In if if SNL does not do some sort of joke or some sort of skit with this, it's beyond me. I'm just going to say that you know what I mean. Most definitely, it's beyond me. You know. Mr T. twelve s funny. Looking back at this twenty years Kim Conway and Cardi B. Being influencers in the running of President President candidates. Yeah. That's hilarious. Right you know what? I mean Nancy was going to retire Hillary one I bet that she'd retire if Biden wins. Hakim jeffries become the speaker of the house. Wow that's what's up. Yeah and then duckie moment. That is another like theory that. Biden is going to drop out. That is a theory the Biden will drop drop out, and then comma will actually become president. And then well, Yeah Nancy would become the VP which would be that's a that's a very interesting breakdown for sure you know what I'm saying. So there's I mean like I said that whole interview. I. Thought was kind of ridiculous definitely pandering just like the Susan B Anthony Situation is pandering as well. You know it's a smart move though I'm gonNA keep. Real. It's a very smart move, very, very smart move you know. But anyway unfortunately, that wraps our show for today guys you know what I'm saying but I will definitely most definitely be on tonight at seven PM Central, Standard Time. We'll be talking about anything and then some of breaking news that's going to be, of course going on throughout this entire time. So throughout the time from this point on. I might do pop video it all depends on how much time. I have available today is going to be a very interesting and very busy day. So but I will be on tonight for one hour only seven PM Central Standard Time. So be sure to tune in to be a part of it and like I always say if this is your first. Time. Checking out the show hit the subscribe button down below and for all you new subscribers in new people part of the coming in and being part of the posse. Thank you so much for coming in and being a part of the part of the conversation today I really do appreciate that you know what? I'm saying I really do appreciate that big time. And of course, if you haven't done it like this video down below, that would mean a lot and. Tanna vein, why don't you stream six hours a day anymore ll? That pace will exhaust you exactly I couldn't agree more. I couldn't agree more. You know what? I'm saying just to be completely straight funky. It has been a I. One can't do streams like that. Every day anymore I wish I could really talk I. Really Really Wish I could. But I have to consolidate because one I gotTA. Live. I gotta live on top of that. I'm also doing pop up videos. Then I'm talking every single day, it just gets really really taxing on a person's body, and the thing is, is that I got consolidate I have a life to live outside of this place in it's really hard to do. Three hours in the morning three hours at night. So I decided to do two hours in the morning you know little bit like an hour hour and a half at. So, that we can talk chop it up have a conversation. But at the same time. Still be able to connect with you guys still have time to be able to put out the pop up videos that are just independent from the show. In all that. I just think that six. Three hours. Twice a day is a lot. A lot of work. And it's like I said every day is it's hard. So I'm doing the best I can. I'm doing the best I can. To you know setup in a proper way but right now, this is the scheduled that seems to work best for me. Because like I said being on every day is a lot. You know what I mean. And Thank you ten vein and I appreciate you saying that it is a lot of work doing six hours a days a lot and like I said, I still have the pop up video. I still have the seven o'clock show. The nine am show it's a lot Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang you know what I'm saying. So And I'm doing all of this myself so it's it's it gets heavy sometimes, it gets heavy. Your content release schedule is really good right now in my honest opinion in my opinion I really do appreciate that bre and Jennifer laying to your twins Paisley and Mac the happiest of. Happy Bird they do. Happy Bird they too happy. Birthday a happy birthday to the twins out there Jennifer Lang to Jennifer. She's brand new to the Pascal posse. So I appreciate you being part of the FAM- and of course, happy birthday to your lovely lovely twins Paisley and Mac. Happy. Birthday. Anyway. Yes. Happy Birthday to all people that are celebrating the birthdays today. Shula happy one, hundred year anniversary to women's right to vote. That is huge and like I said I will be on tonight. At Seven PM. Central Standard Time. So be on the lookout and possibly there will be a pop up video before that show it just depends on if I have the time today's very busy one today as well. So anyway. I will see you guys tonight at seven PM Central Standard Time Y'all be safe out there. y'All do something wonderful today go spend time Jennifer with twins. I hope that they're having a wonderful one. You know what I'm saying I hope that they're having a wonderful one. Paisley and Mac for sure and of course, everybody. Thank you so much for being on I. Appreciate it. Okay. Anyway. 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"What's up everyone it's chicks in the office with Rian. Fran. Give you that Friday energy on Thursday. This podcast is presented to you by Francia. Wines our favourite wind drink this summer all summer. Long we've been drinking. Of course, we tell you each and every podcast. You are wasting your time going to the store and buy a bottle of wine. What do you do with a bottle of to you need six and a half bottles be fulfilled and you will get that in a box of France yet they have all different types of wind. My personal favor is a nice Pinot Griego ice that perfect summer wind during the day at night, whatever it is all different types like I said, what is your favorite one? You know it just depends on my mood sometimes when it's like a nice. Chilly rainy day like it's you know it's raining right now thunderstorms you just want like a nice red may have may be the judge read something. Something that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside and that for me is red wine and then you know if it's sunny if it's a beautiful day you're out the Beach Rosa is my to the sun is shining guy be drinking rosa. It's a great one to bring to the beach It's great when in their little juice box containers that you could just take we'll single serving for yourself on the go wherever you want to go. They have a wine for every occasion. Absolutely. So keep drinking that Francia keep tagging us in your post, and we will share it all over social media and Jessica Magliana. How're you doing on this? Lovely not really lovely. Actually, it's raining right now. Wednesday. Morning this is an early podcast for us. We don't usually record at eleven am on any day of the week. Don't even know where I am I know I know. People in its eleven. Am You snug? Well, you know we don't require the podcast early usually. Come out during the day. I say, yeah. We normally record our show around four o'clock. So considering that it is definitely white earlier I've also never recorded in the midst of. Thunderstorm it's thunder storming here. That's not true that can't possibly be true in this house. I don't believe that I feel like we've had some rain in the past five months. No there has been there was one time where we recorded during a thunderstorm with the doing an interview, and there was one time when we did the questions Kaitlyn Bristowe and it was like storming crazy but. They're. GonNa. Darling, different of course areas. Specific moment, right And that's that's all I. Don't know there's something about waking up and it being like rainy thunderstorm where you just. Don't want to leave your house. Well, yeah we're. We're supposed to do something together today if people are wondering why Fran is hinting at the. I I love the rain honestly like when I wake on Audi attack. All Nice. But you don't WanNa go outside. Not really but. At least I won't sweat from walking outside. Yeah. You just get wet what? We'll have an umbrella that's even worse. The reason I know chiming in right now is because we are supposed to see each other all today we're. All be together reunited because we are going to film. A couple of youtube videos we did the story of on Youtube with Haley Justin, Bieber, and also Jonasson Sophie Turner and those seem like they went off well on, but then a quarantine hit so we didn't get to film. So today we were planning on shooting four of them very exciting bites. Francesca to see know the weather is really hold hold on he does not want to get on the train to come to the city and I don't blame I. Don't blamer and this is it's my time taking the train if it happens I, it's. Like being. A person again. Here we You're not as much of a scaredy cat is I am no. I'm scared of what? Like getting. Things public transportation I am kind of I don't WanNa get it but like. Neither do I. Well. Friend didn't you drive to the city last time? I did yes. What's holding you back from driving this time? Rain. Okay also. Also, we have meetings tomorrow. So if I, if if I was to come into the city today I would just stay in the city overnight in which case I don't want to. Bring my car and have to pay to park in a garage. Rene absolutely makes is just yeah. I wouldn't WanNa do that. So if if we were just going in for one day. Let's say Thursday. Cook drive then I was like. Myself in dramas. I I'm I'm really advancing points. I'm seeing both sides of this because I'm in the city already. So there's I have no say I can't be like I. Don't want to today because I'm already here I'm nearly ten minutes away from the office. So yeah, doesn't matter to me but I understand if I was on long island right now like. Two days in a road sounds as. House we all. Have I was yesterday. As well. Yeah Yeah. Well, that's pending. That's rain pending I feel to it is rain pending. Yeah. So anyway, there's that's enough of our daily. Conversation between the while he was Noah, you just said you moved into a new apartment just want to say, congrats, we haven't really heard from you much on this podcast I. Feel like you've been pretty quiet. More what are your thoughts on the new apartment I don't know that. Big Crack Thunder when you said, no. Inside my apartment broken into or something. I mean other than that. That's very exciting I. Know It's Nice. It's actually like exciting to be an apartment that is somewhat nice compared to where Dana. It's not I'm excited. I have windows that I can see things. On like. Are. You going to have like furniture and yeah I plan on getting all I plan on. A desk in. Life Real. I'm trying to make it. Yeah I mean considering the last like you guys you have table in your last minute table, we don't have. For, like six months so man no it injuring any water because he didn't have actually been very hydrated this. Corinthian. Just like to say, Oh, you're I, mean your with your parents I'm sure your mom keeps you hydrated. Like. Bottles Sir Reusable, we did talk about it did yep, he did get a water bottle very exciting news very exciting. Really thrilling. You say hydrated it really is. Noah you guys didn't have couch for six months, but then when you got the couch I. Ever, talked about that in the podcast but returned A to. Literally through the entire Joe through his couch. Heard this well. I. Don't know I feel like we Kinda kept hush hush but I also it was hilarious but I also felt really bad a we used to live underneath Nella Dana in the apartment below them and I went up to their apartment to smoke with no one time and we were sitting on the couch and it the ashes fell onto the couch and literally burnt a hole right through it. You could see through to the bottom of the couch essentiality. Brings. Literally saw before all the way through. Okay. So I'm getting. Back you know what? Kind of count On. That couch. Definitely just went out to the curb when you guys moved. Dana. Definitely. Like took it probably if I had to get. Off Of course. He did. Classic I actually speaking of smoking actually two things. Yesterday I actually this quarantine I have been smoking way less than I was think prior to it but still you know doing my you know before I, go to bed a nice nice little treat but I smoked during the day yesterday and I was just so out of it and I looked at Norman and I was like, wow, you're my fucking dog like I could not believe it. It was one of those moments where my mind was blown I was like Holy Shit, you're my dog and the second thing on that is that Obviously, I love my rap music and I was listening to pop smoke this morning and one of his lines he said roll another one am I had outside you know what? I'm not blaming the the rappers for my weed smoking but I'm also saying that they didn't help it because of the amount of time and I listened to the songs and they're like they're like rolling up. And one get your day started I'm like, fuck? Yeah like I feel like I, find it encouraging and then I'm like, oh Yeah Yes. We also know that you are fairly susceptible to peer pressure and that's just peer pressure three music like shows. You don't even know these people and they're like just talking about smoking more. Also true. When Wiz. Khalifa tweets out role one and get the day started I'm like what was I will I just my way you think Using I'm easily peer pressured. Do we've talked about this. I go back and forth by head as to if I. Say. If you're like, it's only when you're in between on things like if you're adamantly against something, you're sticking to that and you're not changing your mind, but if you're kind of in between. You can be swayed either actions. You know look if it's if you don't have like a firm stance on it feeling kind of the case with almost anyone everyone anyway. But yeah, you you by are you because you're very much like I don't WanNa do that I'm not going to do it. I. Mean about about a lot of things or if you WANNA do like I'm going to do it. You have either way. Door. Today she's like I. Don't want to go into the office. except I might not have a choice. You suck it up. Together, this is like a bonding experience is really ed if we if we if we got to take the train together then maybe like if if I had to train buddy, you guys want to take the train up there. Think. So that's a long time. Together you know what? I was GONNA say yes. How we weren't even have to talk I noticed I do our own thing because. A person to do it with social. Even silence the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. But just knowing you are on the same card. Well to the same place. It's on. That's not even possible. Boston anywhere. Close not. Nowhere close to each other to do that. So. Anyway I guess you find out if if we Feel like this is like the most exciting thing of our weeks were dislike will did frank. Did they get on the train to New York City to continued on Mondays God casts we were filed out. Huge huge development. I WANNA mentioned two shows that I've been watching that I recommend to our listeners because you know we love talking about our shows that we watch in quarantine I know Fran you just started a new show as well. teenage bounty hunters. I'm only on episode two but I am enjoying it. It's funny. It's it's like that Flex Rama, it's on flicks One right now like I said I'm only on episode two and then Kingdom with Nick Jonas which has three seasons already on Netflix a lot of people have been watching it. Love it love it. It's ilheus Nick, Jonas also, the thing is. Nick Jonas is hot the other ones or even hotter like it's they're I mean they're all super high. Yeah. That is very true. That is very true. So it's you know and I don't WanNA SPOIL IT I won't say anything else. But yes, I am I. AM loving. It highly recommend both of those shows and friend you said you've been watching Ozark how's that? I'd yet we I started with John Watching Ozark I'm like halfway through the first season it's very intense very dark at you know the shows that just you watch end the tones just have dark tones. You just don't see a lot of color on the show every everything is. But blue toned. This is one of those shows very dark obviously. Way More intense than I thought like I knew the premise of it. But after the first episode, I was like Oh shit. This is way more intense than I expected to be Jason Bateman is really fantastic and so I'm I'm definitely enjoying it so far but it's also one of those shows it's I, don't know how people binge. Shows like that it's just way harder for me when they're when episodes of really intense in there like full hour episodes. I need to take a break. People Watch a full season in like two days out and just like that is just so much intensity like gotta break it up with with something. Stupid. Don't you feel like when you're watching those shows, you become part of the show after like you start living your life as if you are in an episode of one of those shows. No because. There are. Just me? Other shows. Yes. ozark definitely not like I'm not I'm not out here trying to launder money I'm not ordering ball like drug. Yes other that. No but there are other shows. Yeah. I feel like I think I remember just most a twilight, which is a movie Guy. After I'd watch twilight I was Bella like. There was just I became very angsty yet angsty and I've talked about teacher set Kristen Stewart so through then I just started to act like I was in the map is an how don't know if that's a problem I used to do the same with high school musical where I would like in the shower. Of course, I would be Gabriela. Sometimes, I'd be Sharpei, but like I was always with troy whatever that's enough about that. Now, I'm just getting really weird about that. But I'm glad you are enjoying ozarks I think that I'm going to watch it because every time you enjoy a watch a show and you like it than I, WanNa, watch it to. An as hank watched it. No. I think hank would enjoyed as well. It's a good like show to watch as a couple I. think rise intense. You can talk about it. It's not like a Foo foo showed their boyfriends hate watching with us you know. Of course that's my kingdom is good too because in out like anime fighting. So yeah. Yeah. Ways are into that sort of thing the little smallpo-. watchos argue out kingdom and this isn't it. So I have watched some of kingdom, not all of it, but I did watch some of it because when it first came out, it was like direct TV and you can only watch it through that. So it was kind of hard but I did. Download like the first season via some shady site on the INTERWEBS. When it had first come out because obviously Nick Jonas in a show I'm I'm not gonNA. Watch. So I attempted to and then the website broke down and I don't know it was all kind of weird. So now now that it's all next Netflix able pick back. Rate I'm happy for you I'm here I hope you do just say that you can appreciate the show and I watch. ozark. And hopefully, our listeners will watch and another show I. Hope that our listeners is a love island you s that. coming out on Monday. which you know what any love island I prefer. UK. But any type of love island give it to me on xactly I'm very much in the camp of Gimme whatever you've got there's nothing there's we don't have the Bachelorette. WHO DIDN'T GET AFTER IN PARADISE? There's no new season of Love Island UK if Levion us is the one that we're getting I'm thrilled. Let's go I. Hope it's a fantastic season I looked at the cast I'm excited a lot of really young guys. So should be interesting but I I always more critical of the US for some reason than I am the UK when the Casting UK comes out, I'm like Woohoo they're like nineteen twenty. I I got nothing to say I'm like, yeah let's go I'm so excited Probably more critical, but I'm very excited to have that I feel like that's going to be really fun. For sure and I think that the people in the UK. Just see more mature and I think that's why we don't really care about their age as much like you can't really tell how old they are a lot of the Times right they loaned much older than they are. One thing I'm confused about is the fact that. The US is doing love island, but the UK is not because I'm pretty sure the UK is in shape than we are at this point in time. But maybe that's why they're in better shape because they are not filming these. Risks like this I know but I mean they're filming it in the same way they're doing the Bachelorette right? Like it's a total bubble right? It's a whole kind of thing. So I don't really know why the UK couldn't have done the same thing but I guess because the UK season just starts so much earlier in the summer and they also film way longer. Like the UK season is way longer, I. Don't know if the US is changing but remember how short us it's like. I don't know if it's going to be the same as the first season, but it wasn't that law. Where we like UK's way longer. Probably. Almost double that so Yeah. We'll see what happens excited to watch either way speaking of shows that they must give us. It's time to get into the topics for today's episode we have, of course, another bachelorette update because this is the most dramatic season yet Clare Crawley's and Chris Harrison were seen back on set. We also have an update of the Ellen show producers were fired Dane Cook put together a charity event of actors reading a table read of Fast Times at Ridgemont high, which includes Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. So they will be reuniting we also have A. A Little Kylie Jenner caption scandal people were photo shopping Kylie Jenner caption to make it seem like she wrote something that she did not and she was not happy on her instagram. Britney. Spears has requested that her dad be removed as her conservator, which is a huge development in the Free Brittany. Movement, and we have an interview with Jay Manual from America's next top model. He gives some insight to the show his relationship with tyra banks. So highly recommend if you wearing America's next top model fan. So let's get into it starting off with our Bachelorette update. Shit stabbed. Though. took. Shit staff. seat. We, of course, have another bachelorette update. This is going to be the most dramatic season yet Clare Crawley and Chris Harrison were both spotted back on set after hearing that Clare Crawley's was no longer the Bachelorette and Chris Harrison had to quarantine for fourteen days. So why were they seeing back on set? I don't know. You know what I wish. I had the answers zero answers only questions only questions It looks like Chris, back back onset looks like Clare's back on set I I'm not sure what the timeline is like they said Chris Harrison was quarantined for fourteen days but I don't think it's been fourteen days. It's all very it's all very confusing claire did she even ever leave I don't know maybe she never even left. Filming, they had some stuff from the beginning that they need to reshoot was her. Maybe. She's I. There's there's only eight questions. Only, questions possibilities are endless I said that yesterday on the group Chat I said that maybe there were scenes from the beginning that Chris, Harrison and Clare Crawley's needed to reshoot sage like the most likely reason because at this point if Teasha is the new Bachelorette, which I'm sure she is because it's been confirmed why would they need Clare back on set in a beautiful readdress looking absolutely stunning like the Bachelorette if she was not the Bachelorette and as Chris Harrison dotty had the quarantine for fourteen days maybe they just switched it to he had to get tested in that was in if he was negative, he was allowed to come back maybe. He wasn't comfortable with the fact that he wouldn't be there because he's Chris Harrison he's the host of the show and he just can't not be the center of the show I? We got a call Robert Mills up and be like, Yo Bro, what is happening because this show is a disaster right now and I'm all for though like as much as there are so many different rumors and so many different things going around at this point like I, said every single podcast I just need the show to air because whatever it is it's going to be juicy it's going to be dramatic. We don't even know the half of it, I'm sure. I know. Did you see this article also about if So the rumor obviously was that Clare and Dale were communicating before. The. Season started like before they got to this resort they were in communication or talk to whatever. Apparently Dale's sister. Is Denying those claims. Dale mosses sister said quote that's tarnishing my brother's name and its completely false your source for that information is lying i. know that because I spent every day with my brother leading up to production never once did he reach out nor was he ever contacted by Clare? Chelsea said, my brother was extremely adamant about the rules contracts in privacy he had everything to lose nothing to gain by communicating beforehand. So, Michelle money also said that Clare Never spoke to Dell before filming. Michelle, they're our good friends. Either way. Tarnishing his name like who is that upset that they started talking beforehand if that did happen because I well I don't be. Mike I. Think I. Probably Bachelorette purists who would be would be mad about that. True, very good point yet I just old the. Older the trolls of the MOMS who like Sen, tyler? Cameron. Mediums like definitely. True I feel like they're like, yeah that's against the rules even though we've learned at this point, there are no rules. So why are we GONNA get mad if Clare was talking to somebody beforehand especially when you know quarantine happened if you were trying to get ahead and they weren't really. Punishing you for that. Then why wouldn't you? If everyone's denying it maybe they didn't speak beforehand. Maybe they just really fell in love in that short time which once again, find it crazy. But a lot of Graham. Saying if you know Clare then it's not shocking. Yeah Yeah. So we'll see I it's just we're along for this ride I did see that they. Announced dancing with the stars is back on September fourteenth. So. If the Bachelorette could be somewhere around that time. That would be fantastic. I don't know what I will do when the show returns I may streak around my apartment and then jump around on my balcony naked of excitement i. need to do something crazy to show how excited I am for the show I truthfully needed. I know you should So I started that book one to watch and. I. Think you should read it because it is a very good like Bachelorette's substitute right now like I feel like I'm watching the show but I'm just reading it. It's it's literally like the same exact thing the same format. And it has like same. You know similarities and obviously I I don't know if anyone seeing this book is called one to watch and it's about how show like the BACHELORETTE's call main squeeze gets a plus size woman to be the lead on the show. And obviously, that's. That lowe's up initi- is a fashion blogger, and so she already has some fame and then she gets to be quote the main squeeze and I I just started it. I'm loving it. When you know the first page has a quote from William William Shakespeare and a quote from Chris Harrison you know that's going to be a good buck absolutely that sounds like my book I actually ordered it last week when we talked about it so. Raising and yeah, you're right. It sounds like the perfect. It's a good way to like yes. Because we're so deprived and just looking for anything that this is a great way to like try and train. US up some time because I'm hoping with dancing with the stars that September fourteenth and the Bachelorette is somewhere around that time I don't know I hope. If dancing with the stars is on and the Bachelor is not going to watch with the stars. Well, I'm actually GonNa Watch. Get, Anyway So I'm not going to miss that I need. She does a really rooting heart for her like just yeah. That'd be fucking amazing if you want so I'm rooting for that. Exactly. So hopefully, it's around that time and we'll finally get all the answers we've been searching for. God. OFF Gone. By these. The Ellen show is taking action after many of the accusations that were put up against the producers of the show multiple producers were fired and I don't know if it's GonNa stop there I think this might be continue continuing thing. Yeah. So Obviously, this was the move they had to make. Right we've Seen Ellen will not ellen personally but like Porsche, talk about. Ellen's not. She would not leave the show, her show Blah Blah Blah the whole thing like she's not leaving her show. They're just GonNa send other people away so that it looks like they were making the right decision. Obviously these guys needed to be removed. The allegations were terrible and discussing and So the executive producers, Ed Glavin Kevin Lehman, and. Co Executive Producer Jonathan. Quote parted ways with the show following sexual misconduct allegations. A spokesperson for one brothers said that Ellen? Degeneres also announced that Stephen boss twitch who is the DJ on her show? will be taking on a new role. She announced his staff on. Monday. that. She that twitch is a CO executive producer on the show. And Mary, Conley Andy Lasser Derek Westervelt will remain on as producers apparently there was a call to discuss all these changes In a staff meeting held via zoom on Monday generous dot discuss the changes in spoke about her own behavior and more than two hundred staff members were on the call. She made an apology, our staff in which she discussed having good and bad days which explained is often the reason she keeps to herself onset. She apparently admitted she's now perfect. She referred to herself as a multi layered person who was striving to be the best person I can be. she also applauded crew members for making the show success for seventeen seasons. She sang thank them for their hard work share that she cares about each and every staff member. So Like we said with her initial apology. God put your money where your mouth is actions speak louder than words if she actually tries to be. Run her show with kindness and a better approach. With how you know employees are treated. Then, that's Great but I, still there's just no way in my mind she didn't know. Everything that was going on with those executive producers. Yeah, I feel like it's one of those things and I've said it before when we talked about this like Ellen is so famous and probably has a big head at this point I feel like it's hard not to when you are that well known and probably just didn't even care to know what was going on behind the scenes maybe she heard rumblings about it maybe she didn't hear rumblings about it whatever it is I feel like she just. Didn't care in the first place because why would she? She's ellen she has everything she needs i. think it was just maybe a lack of compassion for the people who work for her although we have seen on her show. She has many people on the show that you know viral moments just and she seems like she does a lot of compassion for other people but it doesn't seem like she was reciprocating that for her employees which I think shows. What kind of person person she really is not to the public more behind the scenes. So I'm hoping that this was like a big wake up call for Ellen, and maybe she will as the show goes on, will learn to maybe become closer with her employees and not think, Oh, I'm ellen I don't need to talk to these people are not what's going on hopefully she stays more on top of it. Yeah. Pass to make major major adjustments for sure for sure. Man. Made me. Sad. Sway. I've talked about this a little before another podcast that I am trying to eat healthier eat better things for myself. Stop with all the fast food and junk food that I have been eating in quarantine and with the help of daily harvest. I have actually been doing that I've really been enjoying my daily harvest meals they get delivered to me each week. Yesterday I had a cauliflower impasse Oh harvest ball as well as a spinach and artichoke to bread. I put a little bossom miniature on an. Amazing. Because my mom good is flat brand. 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Times Ridgemont high table read. They added Brad Pitt and Jimmy Kimmel and they joined Jennifer Aniston. Julia. Roberts Matthew mcconaughey Morgan Freeman Henry Golden, child above Dame Cook and Sean Penn. so that's is a lot of very famous people. And that's a cool group. I'm assuming they're all doing although. What they all be doing it virtually or they want to sit in the same room no, they're doing virtually. Okay. So they're not even GONNA be in the same room together. No, they're not gonNA, be in the same room but say they have parts that have lines together. Then we will try them interact and that would be a beautiful thing. We don't know desperate to watch them talk to each other I'm desperate for it. Just anything be a little dose of Serotonin in my life will be good for me but yeah, it's going to be. Cool to see I obviously, not obviously. But I have never seen this movie and I feel like it's a classic but it came out like you've ever seen this movie you know and you know what's crazy I talked about this case in Trenton they're a little older than we are and they never seen it either and they got offended that I got offended that I said that some they're like came out in one, thousand, nine, hundred to. Well. You know we've seen a lot of movies that came out in the eighties. I just haven't seen. This yeah. Yeah. I know is like I feel like I should be banned I'm pretty bad with bad with old older movies like Joe Makes. Fun of me all the time for all the movies that I have watched and I have no desire to watch for that is that is one that I have that I have watched. Yes I feel like maybe I, need to watch it before the table read. So I know it's going on. Yeah I think it's you gotTA. Know who the people are that that they're playing I I don't know because they're all if it's Sean Penn to if they're not playing their. Characters if they're reading for other people. Than I feel like you gotta get the real thing to Sean Penn is not playing his part he said so yeah. Okay. So then you've got, you gotta see you gotTa Watch the movie. Foreshore. This is taking place on August twenty first. At eight PM Eastern on cores official facebook page ended TIKTOK. The event will benefit the emergency relief nonprofit core, the humanitarian organization co founded by Penn and Lee currently on the frontlines of the fight against Kobe providing testing and relief services in the United States. It's also going to support the reform alliance, which is focused on passing laws to reform the criminal justice system and protecting the incarcerated From the spread of covid nineteen, the last names will feature a donate by an all proceeds will. Benefit core as well as reform lions. So it's all for a good cause. No excuse not to watch offer. Good 'cause. Matthew mcconaughey a are you dazed and confused or was he in Fast Times at Ridgemont High Because I think. I. Don't think he was in fast times at Ridgemont. High I think he was just Sean Penn just Sean Penn. Yeah. I'm probably combining them in my then you are because he was dazed and confused which I think people I think that's an easy movie to get confused with Fast Times at Ridgemont high up I'm definitely can combining the two I do know I mean I know Sean Penn speak only that's rich. Hi. Yes and Matthew mcconaughey was not an ozzy. So Meghan will be at the table read but he was not in that. Yes. Lady is non penn the was on Penn is but not reading for scully no. So it will be interesting to see their latest. Holy Right. WHO's leading, play his on part, right like who gets to read I the goalie out of all most people probably like Shyla buff I feel like that would make the most sense that'd be pretty cool. Haven't seen shine a little while so that would be exciting. Right? As one, the rains came. then. A hollow. Plan. A Skipping and a jumping. A hot. Bath. Brand. L.. Say everyone freaked out after seeing a post from Kelley Jenner an instagram post the Internet thought that her original caption on the picture was brown skinned girl and that she edited it and then made it brown eyed girl. Everybody obviously freaked out because that is a ridiculous thing to make her caption and outrage would be fitting. If she actually made that her caption somebody photoshop date, spread it around the Internet made everybody freak out I guess someone who just you know wanted to make Kylie look that. This is what I cannot stand about the Internet. These are the Times I fucking hate the Internet is when something like this happens, people can literally photoshop anything and make people look like they said something or whatever it is, and this is a perfect example of that case because obviously this started going around and. And we what the Fuck Kylie like what the fuck is wrong with you while riding. Outlets were paying up. wrote a barrier they were reporting as if it was true and even we talked about it and we were like you like me we might be photoshop like they're are tone deaf sometimes the Kardashians we all know that but like are they this tone to make that the caption like I had a hard time believing it but at the same time, I was like if all. These news outlets are picking up maybe it is true. Maybe it is photoshop and that is what is so dangerous about the Internet is that you can make anybody seemed like they said something or posted something with the Little Photoshop and then not person needs to defend themselves, and then even when they do defend themselves, people don't believe them because of the fake photoshop it on Tiktok. All the time because you can do at people's videos and you can you can put text over the video. So you can make video, go viral and make it seem like somebody wrote something on their tiktok that they never even Roman unless you go to the original page and the person who originally posted it. Then you're going to believe that they wrote that thing and I think. It's such a dangerous game to play especially when there are people who are making mistakes and who do need to learn from their mistakes, and then you're just making it up and it just is defeats the purpose of anything it just so stupid like why what, what are you gaining from doing that? It's not like you. You're not gaining anything for making fake post of of someone. Is Ridiculous and she posted on her own in Scrim stories clarifying because the caption the picture did say edited but that was because she had originally posted a picture with just two emojis as the caption and then changed to Brown eyed girl and somebody photo shopped it I don't know you just gotTa be A bad sad person I guess to to do those kinds of things does really make any sense. To kind of try and ruin someone like that. It's really just. Sad to see and it's it's it's stocks that Kylie you know has to has to defend herself and that. She had to kind of post the original what you know the post, the original one but very clearly from what she had posted not her very clearly photoshop if you kind of look at the flight Afonso to the fonts are all different. So. Just a tough tough day like, yeah. You open up your social media on that day. You're you just gotta be like well what the fuck is going on. At least at least, there's so famous that people screen shot their shit right away anyway. So there was a clear screen shot of what the caption was. Prior at this point I feel like they got a screen shot all of their post going forward just in case anybody fucking needs to. Exactly. An update and Britney. Spears battle Tuesday she asked the court to keep her father from reasserting the broad control over her life in career that that he has had for her over her for the past twelve years. This is. The documents filed by her court appointed lawyer gave a rare public errand to the wishes of Brittany. She asked her father not return to the role of conservator of her person which gave him power over her major life decisions from Tasmania until two thousand nine when he temporarily stepped aside. the documents says that Brittany is strongly opposed to James. Return as conservator of her person, James speers has kept his separate role as conservator over daughter's finances for the first eleven. Years of the consider ship he served as Co conservator with the attorney with an attorney Andrew while resigned from the role early last year that briefly left James with Seoul. Over everything life money career everything Brenes, as you want, Jodi Montgomery who has been serving as conservator for person temporarily to do so permanently, but she says that doesn't mean she's waving her right to seek an end to the entire arrangement. The documents also revealed that Britney. Spears has no plan to reform again anytime soon, she last performed live in October of two, thousand eighteen, and then obviously you know nine nineteen that canceled Las Vegas residency. So. Very clear. She does not want her dad in this role anymore. I think it's pretty known at this point that he seems like he's an Asshole We saw Brittany's son I. Think it was on scrimmage. Call the Dick and made that pretty clear and from all the rumors going around even though people wanna say. Brittany Spine and Jamie Lynn said, you know we shouldn't be talking about her mental health and you know I respect that. But I think it's very clear at this point that Britney Spears his dad is a huge problem in her life. Even seeing now that she does not want him on the conservative ship anymore means that he is not a good guy and he is not good for her and I feel like he's been manipulating her. I know I agree it's it's interesting. Obviously stay documents because there's been so much speculation over Halliburton feels and this is what Bernice thinks and these court documents are actually coming from Brittany NBC News also written the filing gave a rare glimpse at Brittany Spears his own wishes in the conservative ship that has had vast power over her for over a decade. She almost never has never spoken publicly about the matter in court hearings documents in the case are cloaked in secrecy the last year she addressed it. Address the court at her request suggesting she was seeking changes in the papers. Brittany praises the conservative ship and its work overall saying it quote, rescue her from collapse exploitation by predatory individuals and financial ruin, and that made her able to regain her position as a world class entertainer. The document was filed day before a status hearing on the conservative ship expected to be close to the media and public pretty spears. His attorneys said that he expects James speers will aggressively contest being marginalized. said that Britney Spears has suggested. They retain a lawyer with cheese in complex financial court fights. So, it's going to be an ongoing battle between this. Obviously, we're not gonNA know how that hearing goes. It's close to the media and the public, but you just hope that Britney is able to fight for. Some of her own independence and is not even like she's fighting to totally end the whole entire thing like she clearly likes how it's been going with this woman Jodi who is in charge of the conservative ship after James Stepped after after Dad's stepped away. So. Hopefully. It can just continue like that and Britain's dad is not as. Intensely involved. I don't know. I. Just feel like when. You have that kind of power like he had been given to him. He is now going to be thirsty for that power. He now wants Britney's money. He wants to be charged for life because he has so long. So hopefully, she is able to fight against that I really hope so. I know me too. into. As late as we have all been there before. He s just cramps battling your period. Those things are the worst bad cramps headaches. You're feeling hormonal mood swings all these things. Are just the worst part of the month. 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I'm doing all my interviews from the other side of my desk so to speak. It looks very yeah, exactly. Because if we were doing these in person, you would have the same. You know you have the same setup Boko be everywhere. So I love that you did it on your own the big the cover art on the book is fantastic. It's. I'm just GONNA keep staring at it behind you. It's very, very cool I will say that when I was reading kinds of reading on the book and what exactly was I, feel like there's been maybe some confusion on like was this tell all is a novel what exactly this book is. So explain to everyone what this book is how it came about and Why you start writing it absolutely. So well, first of all, it's GonNa be a long answer. We're ready for. Clear to clear up everything. So it is a novel in a novel by definition is fiction. So it is a is a fictional account and you know it is inspired by my life on America's next top model but really in the entertainment industry as a whole. So it is a piece of satire. It is meant to make you laugh out loud. A lot of people say they talked to the book they. Cringe they're like, Oh, my God meant to do that. But really on purpose because if we think about it today, stories of substance are always overlooked for viral sensation. So this kind of is really this book which really has these important core themes and things that we're discussing today in twenty twenty they're baked into it. That is what gives the book, its Gravitas there's like a real gravitas to the peace and. I wanted people to kind of make some of what they think it is and even when they start reading that like Oh this is what I thought. It is set up chapters and then the book just goes there's a tone change there's all this stuff going on. It's still really really funny but at the same time I wanted to focus in on some important issues like the cost of fame and looking at the entertainments rampant abuse of power within the industry. But really that expands to you know work and power struggles in the. Workplace, which I think everyone can identify to, and then also I wanted to kind of really look at how the entertainment industry deals with just intersection -ality overall in black women's identity. So the book is really identity piece and ultimately the entire narrative is a journey of awakening and that journey of self that all of us go through and we all relate to, and that's what the book is really about. So it's not just this fund salacious tallow. There are moments in the piece that are obviously Easter egg moments for top model fans. So, they'll recognize these moments that are inspiring the story but you're getting very different Pov of what that moment is and a reason behind that moment which which is fictional and I wanted to kind of entertain people to let them go. What's true what's not? But at the same time, they're getting something that's really substantive beneath the story. Right, it sounds like there are so many layers to it, and I'm actually really really excited to read it because I was in America's next top model fan through and I really just I've seen like every season at this point. So I kinda get what you're saying about it. It's like you were able to tell things about the show while also adding things that are not real. So gives you that leeway to be like, Hey, maybe this was. You don't. WanNa, you don't WanNa spill everything because some things need to remain. An I someone asked me, would I ever do a you know a tele why didn't I do an all like total AAll memoir and personally. Excuse me. The reason I didn't want to do. You know southland moment. Might Mug of water look my Magas. Sorry about that but you know. meme like this ridiculous tell memoirs I find that a lot of memoirs promised to be Super. Juicy, they tell you nothing and they leave you frustrated and you can't really do these real real tells because I would have to move to Alaska. just hide up the rest of my life what but again using fiction to. Illustrate kind of very real issues within not only society but also within the industry I think is important and you know Dan Brown, who is someone I really admire I've read every one of his books even the ones people don't know or as familiar with but he's always cleverly weaving this a fictional narrative around very real organizations and places in people in things and I wanted to do the same thing in my book and I won't spoil this for anyone listening or for for years if not read the book, but you know they're. In, the last third of the book I had this kind of Meta fictional mechanism which breaks literary convention and wanted to kind of blur lines break the fourth wall to jolt the reader into their own world and an and the people have read. The book only just came out I'm all these messages for people going I did not see that coming Oh my God it was deep moment and I'm really hoping that that spoiler stays. Secret because it is this thing that no one expects and Was Really Fun crafting that that that moment you're making me WanNa hang up right now and go. Like now, I need to know what the spoiler. And I love it too because I don't know if you're obviously America's next top model massive reality series reminds me of kind of like how you. The bachelor everybody has so many rumors about that show and then unreal on lifetime was a satirical version was a different show. It was it was fiction but obviously, you know they had pulled stuff at everybody freaked out about unreal being like, wow it's that stuff like really happening. And so it creates that kind of discussion which I think is actually really important because it's kind of a way to like you said, shed light on these very important. Things that are happening within a reality show that I had John in fiction that lake maybe a nonfiction it it's too much. It blows it open. Yeah. Yeah and yeah unreal which I totally appreciate the success of that that show and and the excitement around it I felt like coming out with a knob Hill I had to kind of go. Several steps kind of deeper beyond just the because everyone knows reality is not real. Ok Well. All right. So what are you GonNa talk about in a novel? So ultimately, this is a character piece. And I really wanted to. It's not just about Kisha cash and Pablo Michaels, which is you over my shoulder. Just, about those two characters as a whole cast of characters, it becomes this really interesting ensemble group characters but really what I'm illustrating our human stories and my goal was to help shift the paradigm about how we look at power authority and relationships, and so when you get into these character pieces and look at what everyone's doing and people don't realize before I even started writing the book I'd outlined the story I knew I was going to do this. Really. You know I was going to break literary convention with. His very kind of jarring thing and towards the end of the book But I actually sat down with two different psychologists and I talked with them and interview them about kind of what my story was and I wanted to really discuss why certain people would react certain ways within the story and really really take apart these characters and have fun with it. So I think that's the surprising thing people are having. When they read the book they're like I. Thought this was going to be a fluffy little puff piece. And it is fun and it's meant to be. It's a very fast buck a fast paced book. It's meant to be relentless mirror the world behind the scenes fashion reality but I think the thing that people have not expected so far when they dig into it is just that it these characters are so rich and they're their characters, unto themselves that they're not meant to be like Oh. This is so and so this is so and so they really became their own their own beings. Really Right. There are so. Many. Layers to it like we said before and I feel like you're right that there is a misconception of what the book is actually about especially, people are now saying that tyra banks heard about the book and was not happy about the book. But hearing you talk about it sounds like it's not really identical to America's next top model. So how do you feel about that? Well, you know, I I totally understand that people are have made assumptions I mean look at the even the cover line on the book In it is inspired by that world, I mean there is a black supermodel host. Her name is Kiesha cash and she's the host of a show or you actually see the birth of the show it's called model Muse within the world of the book So obviously, there are parallels, but I've made it very clear that I've used kind of my life. As inspiration to tell stories very authentically but it's not they're not related McGinnis fiction and You know in terms of even quiches character you know unlike I think other stories and other books or franchises link terms of films they you know you know the I'll call it. The seemingly like the antagonist character. And I'm putting that in quotes. Is often like a bill or their just you know you know you know they're the antagonists because of the way they are and we don't ever learn why and with in in my book I wanted you know Kisha cash she's very, she's an anti hero. She's this Boehner -able rich incredible female character and I looked to people that I admire like, Shonda rhimes who blew open the doors with like how to get away with murder for instance, with analysts Keating played brilliantly by Viola. Davis. You've got this character where you love her you root for her she's powerful she strong. Then you don't trust her then you don't like her then you're matter. Then you love her again and I wanted to have a character that was just as rich and diverse because traditionally those those kind of those gem characters were always reserved for white straight men and not even you know not until even house of cards. Did we get like Claire? Underwood you know you know played by Robin Right. If. I wanted to I wanted to. Have that kind of true diversity in terms of inclusion as well in terms of this character. Yeah. Am I getting techy for you now? No I totally understand because I feel I've seen. It's like waiting for the delight and we always always pause that we don't speak. I was yeah. I was GONNA say that I've actually been seeing a lot of people talk about like why don't we ever see what like the mean girl feels like a movie like we only see the outside of her being a mean girl and not why she is that way. So I feel like I definitely get what you're saying. Yeah because there's always a contributing factor you know. One of the things that I I was always raised this way when someone is like angrier reacts to you like my mom's like well, you just really don't know what they are day was you don't know what they're processing and it's not an excuse, but it just helps put everything in perspective and I think you know I said it in in my. I talk about in my acknowledgements it's just a short paragraph to make a statement you know talking about you know you know telling our stories and our pain through comedy. It really helps us learn about humanness and how to become more humane to one another and I think that's an important message and I, think it is important to kind of understand and see the three sixty of characters so. I had a lot of fun with that and I tried to really honor that in terms of my feelings for Tyra. You know our relationship isn't what it was. However, I still will always speak positively about her i. respect everything that she represents every door she's kicked down as a woman as a black woman what she represents to so many young Brown and black girls and boys in the industry, and so I will never ever you know. Feed negatively against that. But within our lives, we're all human beings were all complex and we all have different things that contribute to how we react and I felt like it was important to show that with many characters really right. Right where or when I guess is a better. What what when do you think that kind of? Disconnect with with tyra started to happen like where was that I guess fallout. Well it was. You know I think there's there are many things that contributed. I recently spoke about and people did not know that actually when it got to cycle eight, my contract was don and I I felt like I had done all that I could now there were so many cooks in the kitchen initially I was just doing the creative and hiring the creative talent. Then there were some controversial shoots I wasn't comfortable with. So by the time I finished my contract, I said I was ready to move on I was working on other shows I was correspondent and and she became very you know. She basically just said I'm disappointed. And that was it and kind of cut me off and even outside of the show, we almost talk every day. It was very weird. But then about two weeks out of production to cycle. Nine just kind of under pressure they could he come back and just do one cycle of the show and I was unavailable and then it was kind of. You know it was presented to my lawyer at the time from the studio while if I didn't come back putting them in a difficult position because they couldn't cast someone to replace me and and it was intimated that I wouldn't work for the studio again. So again, you know the these kind of threats in the sphere based culture built and I went back under pressure to work on the show and. She later admitted she behaved inappropriately but and she did apologize to me so I want to preface it with that. I walked on to set to shoot casting miss j her and me, and she wouldn't talk to me almost the cameras were rolling and you try and tape a whole cycle that way and it was extremely difficult and I think that changed things and She did apologize but then there were other things a lot of things that contributed to kind of the shift and there was shifting culture behind the scenes and it was not a great work environment and I've worked in several different. Kind of entertainment shows and live events shows and I had not really experienced that. So it was difficult. It was really difficult but I did go back because some people say, well, why did you go back because once then I went back asked me to come back. For more than you, you end up under contract and you just totally and you can't speak about it because people like why and then. People gave you shit for for leaving. It's like know dope bite the hand that feeds you all like you become the bad guy if you lease. So an it's crazy now because at the time we did know but now we kind of have heard these rumors and these stories that have come out from years ago of kind of the toxic environment onset and things that were going on. So now all kind of make sense. Yeah and when I and I actually left the show after cycle eighteen. They want me to sign on for cycle seventeen, eighteen, nineteen twenty and I said, no, we went back and forth my contract was done last minute I went back into two cycles I knew those were my two cycles. But of course I've been, you know I had a clause in my contract I couldn't talk about things or that I was leaving and so six months later when that show is airing leaked, that were then fired for the next season it was all. Let me tell you other leaks. There planted. And we were all agreed to a professional joint press release. So you know when your colleagues treat you that way and then you can't say anything illegally and then there's this leak and you can't talk about that leaked and that you actually left the show it really puts you in a very. It's. It's really sad after doing eighteen seasons of the show and working together like that and. Building. The show initially you know as a small group it, it's hard when you're treated that way and so people who have you know concerns with me single while you talking about it now and this and that I'm not talking about I am talking about it in interviews. But again, my book is a work of fiction. Everyone has the right to to tell their own story and I can. Now that's really what it is definitely, and so you kind of let laid it out. I was going to ask what was the difference between when you first join America's next top model between the end. It seems like just the environment changed as a whole and like you said, you know people have been bringing up a lot of the insensitive that have happened on the show that at the time wasn't really talked about you said that you were uncomfortable. Did you guys talk about it like behind the scenes at the time that it was happening? Oh Yeah. Absolutely. Specifically in cycle for the whole race swapping shoot, you know I was very uncomfortable. Might might parents grew up in South Africa that from South Africa. Under apartheid. So you've gotta understand the family I grew up in I'm bi racial it's just it's just was very uncomfortable in my reason I only bring up my own ethnicities because most people think I'm like Brazilian or Spanish this or that and and and and my whole life it's been a struggle because you know I tell people I grew up identifying black and then. You get some black people saying what you're not black enough are like, Oh, you're not black and then Spanish people you're not Spanish. So it's like you re you receive all of this kind of just negatively actually really didn't expanded until I moved back to the states when I was nineteen going to Nyu I was born in the states but I grew up in Toronto. And I didn't really experience it in Canada. It's when I came here. It became this whole thing. So I did go to my co executive producer at the time because it was kind of understood like I knew certain things that point I couldn't even go to tyrod with and they basically said I had to shoot and I said, well, I'm going to look like this. Is My idea and they said, don't worry. We'll cover you in the edit. You won't look bad and you know still to this day I get people who say you are the creative director this was your creative and you know you know everyone online they all have their pen and you just let them have their opinion, but they don't really know what's going on and. And it's difficult and and so even beyond those stories in the book I wanted to share some and also. Elect people see a very vulnerable side to myself because people don't know. I mentioned once when I was co hosting the view and in hot topics, Barbara Walters were talking about adoption because her daughter's adopted in. So I said we'll people don't know that I'm adopted and like the whole world like I got all this response, your adopted had no clue. So my my adoption kind of story, which is somewhat of a unique story is kind of big into Pablo's character because Pablo's not really me, but there's a lot of me. It's inspired by me, but really I'm in every character but my adoption storyline is part of his storyline which pays part of the whole overall narrative. So that's something that people can learn. They'll get to learn other things about the reading the book absolutely, and it sounds like writing. This book may have been like a therapeutic experience in some way because you were writing. About. A lot of the things that affected you in your life from a different point of view in all different characters. Sure. I. Think people who don't I learned this the day I handed my submission draft into my agent. I realized because you know all art is never really finished. It's just abandoned. You have to get a place where you're like, okay, I'm done. But I knew I was done and. What was really powerful was this realization that no matter which way I look at it and who likes what character or dislikes if people don't like other characters I'm really there's a part of me in every character and you have to own that to otherwise you couldn't. You can't write it authentically So that was a really powerful realization that you just. I got to know myself in a different way and writing this 'cause I did read it myself. I did not work with the ghost rider. A had a great writing mentor who I would check in with every draft and we talk we will do like a facetime just like this and Yeah and so you learn a lot about yourself in the writing process which it was so fulfilling. Yeah the it's like Ria said a therapeutic process just being able to put. Pen to paper at any time I feel like is always helpful even if it's like journaling or whatever dot not to get too deep until like you know action here's lawyer thoughts down but that's that's definitely. It really helps in the end. I would mention before obviously that people and people are critical everything and of course they're like. Why he talking about all this stuff now but. I think. It's important to talk about it because people loved that shows so much and with reality TV, it's just you know people say people know in reality TV is it really reality? People know that there's other stuff going on but you still don't. Get the full picture and regardless of if it's ten twenty, thirty, forty years have gone by hearing these stories I think just are important and important to talk about, and I'm sure you also have amazing memories from Zach Stop Modeling Quarters. Like do you have a favorite cycle? was there what are some the fondest moments that stick out to you because like risk at those those early cycles it was we we watched nonstop young. I favored cycle. It's so hard because. There's so many magical moments even in later cycles when things weren't that great behind the scenes, I loved personally as an abroad location. One of my favorite abroad locations was being in Marrakech Morocco for shooting for three weeks. I. Kind of felt this real spiritual connection I did not expect to feel like never traveled there before But yeah in the early cycles were special. You know literally even the creative, it was a phone call between me entirely on the phone I'd say you know she always wanted to route it and things she had done and that was her honest intention out of the gate. So the girls could experience the industry. and. I would just say what if we did shoot like this a lot of people talk about and even psycho three. Shoot I did with the it was the Verragio jewelry with the Tarantulas and the growing alison there. But. That was really inspired by this. Old. Old. It's like an iconic jewelry ad I think the script `scuse shot at like Iman was the supermodel there like spiders and animals. I just wanted to kind of always kind of would give a nod to the greats out there and I've had the opportunity work with major photographers like any Liebowitz Richard Avedon. Herb Ritts I got to work with these created visionaries and I wanted to always. Be inspired by their work on the show. So I would say those early cycles cycle three favorite for so many people. I definitely love that cycle. It was the first cycle we had covergirl and I, and I had pitched them with our CO executive producer. They were a client of mine were proctor and gamble was, and that's how they became part of the show and it was just fun those early cycles building. It was fun from behind the scenes because we thought we were only GonNa do maybe two or three cycles that was right. Yeah. Yeah and so much more right and I see you Jay's chat on Instagram and you've been talking to models who have been on the show what was your relationship like with these contestants on the show during the time that you were filming and verse? Now. Yeah. So A lot of people we talk about on the James Chats. Because I'm person who spent the most time with the girls. So I was obviously administering challenges or Or teaches, but the photo shoots. Are, the are the longest segments of the show. You only see about eight to ten minutes of it in each episode but I, we shoot for fifteen hours. So I got to really know the girls and we'd hang out at lunch and dinner what some of it was on camera. A lot of it isn't even though the cameras were shooting, you don't see it in the final edit. So I got to learn how the girls tick and my job was always to make sure they had everything. They could to put their best foot forward so. You know some girls need a little push, shove other girls, e the handhold, and I to learn who they were. So a lot of the girls too. You know I go back to even cycle one because you can see it on camera that could even cut around it. You know they were trying to make it look like Robin was challenging me in the bathroom when we were shooting in Buddha Khan in Paris and that new jewelry shoot it was just her Shannon Alison Adrian left. Yes I do remember them all ever again. I was GONNA. Say I can't even remember like the people who some of the names of people I work with. Incredible, they all be competitive family, but there's this scene specifically were. Robin was talking about you know because she was very religious a but when the cameras weren't rolling, she was always teasing and joking with me and kind of like the spun sexual way it was kind of funny and we got along really well. So on camera she saying to me last week it was Lebron's Pani this weakest. Thong what's it going to be next week? 'cause I'm saying she could cover up with ribbons right and the thing is she goes my grandma always told me if you don't stand for something offer every nigga laughing and they tried to make it look like I'm serious but. Got Along well with the girls I didn't really have any. Kind of a negative interactions I'm sure of course there moments where were like pushing and I'm trying to get the girls to work, but we didn't not get along. So there are a lot of the models over the years I've remained in touch with a couple of my friends with and So doing this, I wanted the girls to have an opportunity to just speak about their experiences also behind the scenes because the fans WanNa know like their o. the and then also I'm kind of in those chats I only have a couple of left but we're we're also talking about the. Clearing up the rumors that people know. Yeah. They're the rumors are always always crazy and obviously you know we had asked you about Tara but are there the other panelists judges like we're at those people you've kept relationships with or not at all Oh of course? Yeah you know like I I've always loved Paulina PORCO versus before she came on the show and I knew Andre before the show you all of that so is great kind of working with them and then obviously Miss J and Nigel. We've always we're always like each other at events or Nigel's doing one of his you know kind of He does a lot of philanthropic work I go in support him. So yeah, we all keep in touch for sure. Good. That's that's great to hear Jay Thank you so much for hopping on in talking with us. This has been fantastic the book the I just don't want to I. Want a last thing. Is there like a little Carl in Info on the Pablo liked drawing because it feels like it? Yeah. Well, it was really meant to some people say, Oh, is that Karl Lagerfeld it really meant to be but the illustrator. Aaron. Fellow. Who is this very famous fashion illustrator he lives in. Sydney Australia and he's he's he draws Carla Lot and has a whole product line with it. It wasn't meant to be looked. Wasn't really supposed to look like me either a beret like somewhere business good hands amidst. Really looks nothing and even the way of drawn her in the book she does not look anything like tyrod all. So yeah. Again and other characters in the book like there's a miss thing is the the model coach and there's a Mason Hughes us. English. British. Photographer, judge and so you know people get in there and they'll get to have a lot of fun. And Yeah it's. It's a good time that's meant. It's meant to entertain especially during this time. It's perfect. Want escape your bedroom walls in quarantine. Absolutely. Exam we sure do and the book is available everywhere you can. You can buy. Download it loops kindled physical whatever however you preferred to read, you can get the way the meltdown. Anywhere you could buy books right now. So go get it go read it Jay. Thank you so much. More, through time guys. All right. That wraps up today's episode of chicks in the office, and like we've been saying each week, we have numerous coming and it is actually coming tomorrow Friday. August. Now I'm getting the date hold on one second August twenty first our new merch we'll be live. So be ready for it. It's really great and really exciting. Love you guys talk to you on Monday. And? You saw. Out You. Mike. Found that. Huh. Thanks. Again. Avenue.
Material 243: And Baby Makes 11
"Don't good morning afternoon or evening. Please delete as appropriate. Hello there welcome to this episode. To four of the material podcast. I am one of your hosts. Antea NOCCO I'm also you're only host this week because flow had her baby She had her okay. So this is this is funny from my perspective because everything was perfectly fine perfectly normal. No no no No drama is far as I know but so we had sort of a a recording. The last week we have a kind of like a variable situation. I don't know if you've ever been in that situation where normally we We know when we're to record sometimes some weeks one of us has something going on like during the Wednesday that we're GONNA be recording and we don't know when exact. We're not going to happen. We just don't know when exactly it's going to happen much like childbirth itself and so I was The original plan because I was going to be traveling to New York City on Wednesday on that Wednesday was that well maybe we should either Wait until we will record late late late late Wednesday night. Like around eleven. Pm or midnight my time If flow is over on the West Coast is going to be a UP. That late pence you and she said she's willing to Or failing that when we do it like just the next day Thursday. I'll find a room or space in the city where I can record the show and so As a as it happened a lot of stuff that was trying to get done before travelling at just Kinda all hit at once and this is this is at some point during the middle of the hurricane trying to get out of the House and keep the original plan. You're in the eye of the hurricane which you get this moment of clarity that you just have to sort of jump on before before it passes over you and you're back into the the whirlwind gag the stunt. Oh my train leaves. Oh my God we had this. Maybe we can do that tomorrow so he realized that Andy. You're taking an Amtrak to New York City to essentially just see an opera. The looking forward to at the met for several months and hang out with friends and you. It's not as though you're going to miss an important meeting or an important opportunity If you don't leave today and if you actually re book your ticket to leave on Thursday instead of Wednesday not only will you be able to do? Your podcast do material on Wednesday as usual. Get all that worked other work done in your own office Shower and get laundry done but it will cost you. All of sixteen dollars at Amtrak will only charge you for the difference in the price of the ticket. There's no re booking there's no anything and so for some reason you attach a whole lot of pride to the idea. I'm responsible mature adult. I made these plans three months ago. And it doesn't matter that the situations changed on a dime a few days ago. That's it it's a failure. It's a mission failure if I don't get onto the house on men and catch this two. Pm trained as usual on Wednesday and then vice okay. You know what? Let's just let's just get the little. The work will be better. The podcast will be better. I'll be able to board the train. Enclosed my office with with with a consciousness to that then so all in all worked out great. But I'm very very very much aware so the so so it's it's So it's Thursday morning I'm still home I'm getting ready to like just about to get out of bed and shower and shave and go a guess. My train and I got a call. Excuse I get a getty Against Slack From flows account but from her husband. Saying it's time it's time she. She's having a baby today And so and so which. Which was Greg Greg -gratulations all you got to do eligible? I'll take care of everything needs to be take care of the problem And and so. I wind up delaying my train a little bit further. Because normally I do all the stuff for the show that leads up to the actual doing of the show like during the writing the show doc choosing the rundown that kind of stuff flowed is all the stuff that happens after the show which is to after. Jim's again Edison gives us a puts the files in our dropbox She writes up. The show writes up the description and the titles and stuff like that and make sure it gets posted onto the CMS at so old. No I'll I'll do that. I'll do that so I've spent the morning just making sure that all that got done but it's as I'm doing that though I realized that wow I don't know if we Missed a disaster or missed an opportunity there because there's a possibility that had I kept my original plans. We could've been recording material via skype at the moment where she went into Labor. Yes just just think about that. Like every single bad sitcom scenario of childbirth. Like where like? Oh my own husband is an. I called my husband. And he's on his way but oh the baby's coming the baby's coming and now I have to be the midwife or the the the dealer or whatever via skype and help her birth baby meanwhile it's got windows open. Like do googling this Google searching for that actually be highly appropriate that I i. I helped helped to safely birth. The child by googling for information during a Google podcast and then it would be off. It'll be hysterically funny. And then there be than the latter as soon as the babies out. That's when like her husband comes in followed by paramedics. And of course all of turn out just fine. Fine Fine Ansi C. And knowing that everything turned out okay. It's like you get to be a little bit. Fanciful that what what? What about this parallel universe in which I helped to birth the baby via skype because it was that wonderful emergency? It's okay for one thing. Oh my God. The audience for that show would've been something incredible. I'm not sure if I would have had the presence of mind to click the button In skype to start recording the video because I think that that would be part part of the viral. All of this would be to have clips that like every like you know. Good Morning Atallah Morning. Show and TV show. Local news would be able to just put this have had this be their lead in for their eight. Am segment or whatever You need the video. Audio is fine. You need the video I but I would like to think I'd be way too focused on The safety of the child and the mother to how the presence of mind to think about how we're going to monetize this on the other hand perhaps part of my responsibility as the midwife or Dula and as partner on this podcast is too. She's got too much on her mind. Because you've got more important things to think about than monetization so it falls onto me to do what she would want to this. This Debbie monetize. I would think maybe what we would find out but it would hurt. Would maybe. Maybe we'll be my job to have the presence of mind to click that button and record the video now the other. So so that would more attention for the PODCAST Maybe more sponsorships who knows. Maybe more more advertisers the other thing. However there's almost no chance that we would not have been invited to be guests on the Ellen Program. Yes that's I'm I'm pretty sure this is exactly the sort of thing that that that that butters her bread that the producers would have been on the horn immediately Ins- I I know that I'm media savvy enough to tell Jimmy Fallon to go stuff it Good Morning America. The today show. I'm waiting for that call from Ellen because I've I've done like national like morning television Maybe they maybe they fly out or make as you know Amtrak and then put you in a nice hotel for one night exactly one night. They don't give you two nights one night. Maybe we'd get like A. I don't know the Green Room might have like name Brand Soda. That's all we're getting if we go on Ellen now not only are watching that huge high of that. Shall we say hyper oxygenated audience but somebody is standing by in the background with a huge novelty? Check okay or like something like and we got we give you these new. We got to these new five thousand dollar eight K. Red cameras so that the next time there's something like this you'll have better than Logitech HD cameras so now of course we're is giving us my jobs to think selfishly are imposed myself upon the idea of is my job thing started selfishly of the next level of thought. Is that the person with a giant check. Probably going to be like Microsoft Microsoft on skype with like a fifty thousand dollars scholarship for the baby. And you know no no no love for Andy and I don't want you. I don't want you to feel sorry for that Alternative Universe and goes on the Ellen show in the alternative universe. Andy is doing much much better with this than anybody. Who had the camera on them? When they lost the art loss McAdams award. I would not be speaking the Os let me. I will be cheering a wonderful wonderful now. That's because I'm really really sensitive. Not Looking like that. Big of a jerk in front of so many people it's a it's a wonderful survival instinct and I call and I And I encourage all of you cultivated as soon as possible. I would realize how bad an optic it would be. If at the time we're We're talking about how. Oh my goodness how wonderful fifty thousand dollars for little trial phases college education. Isn't that wonderful? Yay and help with like the her co pays for For the insurance and look at look. Here's all these different Like Bob Diapers and laundry services and all this way. I'd be too bad optics saying again. How about a little love for Andy? You know little sugar for for for for Andy here could like I. Could you know I could use a new camera and you know I don't know maybe maybe a speaker from the match Dot Com? Maybe I would allow me to find my perfect. Mehta than have children of my own. I don't know just you Ellen Ellen producers thing you're just come up with their own ideas I cannot come up with all the ideas for you. On how best to Reward Alternative Universe University but that would be internal okay and I also want to make a show that not even a flicker of that For for for the general public again to protect my reputation and also I would be genuinely happy for For my friend and partner flow head for the little trial. Says it's but again well see and the the other great thing about being on the show is that I understand. They do have a really good gift basket And the gift basket at least the last time I heard about it which was a while ago. Admittedly they have ellen brand underwear and This is another one of those things that you'd have to be freelancer to understand There is no happier day. Then when I pick up my My Fedex packages my ups packages left by the door By the The delivery people who get up at the crack of you know eight or nine to deliver packages by ten ten thirty so that when I wake up at eleven or twelve and to find that. Oh here's a press release for a new game and look. There's a t-shirt involved great so now I don't even I don't have to turn the T. shirt that I slept in inside out to have the clean side facing company If I if I were to come out there was actually there was one. There was one day when there was also pants. I got a free t shirt but also a pair of pants that I ordered also arrived and not. It's not like I'm not look my laundry. Is that close to the wire but something you know you know how it is. Sometimes you fall a little bit behind or you did some laundry. But you're not really sure where you put. It is no that you're the top drawer of your dressers. I digress but it's nice when you have clean closed delivered to you unexpectedly so at the very least I would enjoy that Okay here's a payer clean underwear which means that tomorrow. I can at least delay laundry one more day particularly if I hide these These ellen brand underwear like someplace like maybe maybe I would even just as a decorative item and have them like put into a shadow box or something so I tell the story of. Oh look. Hey How are those ellen? Brand underpants watt. Will you are a guest on Ellen? Tell all the Lord of story about that and people would think that I was putting it up there till the story. It would actually be treated as a in case of laundry. Emergency break glass sort of situation. At some point I would definitely in the next three or four months goes again. I try to keep on top laundry but you know some. Sometimes you're busy or it's all the charity work. I'm doing really the volunteer work. I'm doing delivering the novelty cookie jars to homeless cats. You know that the charity that make a make a dish found dad or what school. But I but I but it takes up a great amount of time I have a got when I got a tour of the White House I did during the during the The Obama Administration Got like a all visitors official visitors get which is a pack of of of her. She's red white and Blue Hershey's kisses wrapped in a special box with Obama's like golds signature on it that I'm proud to say that has actually is actually in like a glass. Vitrine a Victorian with on my and as hungry as I've been for chocolate in the past like three or four years. I have never been so hungry that I have like taken apart. The my Brock Obama Hershey kisses however My ability to leave the house for a meeting Properly attired has never depended on my ability to have access to Hershey's kisses so again. Sorry Ellen or alternative l. The Universe Ellen. But that's kind of how it would happen. Kirk to So if you I'm sure that you want some more information about About how things are going. I think when we talk in greater waitered greater detail in next week. Show but so Her name public information. Her name is Mona M. O. N. A. N. As Nancy a Her weight and looking forward to because we talked about it and slack and also For a because we are a podcast about Google and Google is all about disseminating information. Whether you want it or not. Wasn't I wanted to make? I was trying to make sure that was trying to make sure that we were going to I was going to be very very careful to not share information That was not want. Oh I'm sorry. Shared a picture that I cannot share with you. But oh she's adorable. Oh my God. She's adorable But yeah six pounds and twelve. Ounces I think Brent remember God's goodness I'm sorry predicated this predicated this on the idea that it was gonna be right next to the picture and it could scroll rate up to it and see it But yes but My mother and child and and father during during completely fine everything. Everything is girl rate with a capital g Got To talk to her. I think the day after The day after the birth and of course she was back on social media. She's taking she's taking it easy. So that's that gives you an idea of how how things are going I will see. I'll say I'll say something though. I had an idea for business. Sorry for bump them like they're a had the idea for a real great business runs shark tank. This is probably what I'm going to go for I just hope it's technically feasible. What I thought is that I want to start a business sort of a concierge business. Where as soon the when you when you as an individual or as a couple are expecting a baby whether you're Whether no matter how. You're having that baby as soon as you make the decision you You Contact our corporation and for Abe and leave a deposit a modest retainer and then from then on anytime you want to do anything on the Internet that involves Research about what Bass Nets to buy healthcare. That's her thing you we set up with sort of a proxy service so that you everything goes through our proxy. The idea is let's see the idea is to try to keep all information about the fact that you're expecting a baby out of the hands of marketers for as long as possible the I. I know that I'm talking about colonizing Mars here. That's how difficult this thing would be. I'm not even sure if his technically feasible I have to admit that if I were having a kid It again in in twenty twenty. I would almost see that as a challenge to see how long I could keep that streak up to make sure that myself and my partner Can keep this completely out of the hands of every marketer that is would pay dearly for information about a new expectant family because Oh my God the products and services that you can sell them Starting basically most of them leveraged against their concern for the health and wellbeing Both immediate and the far future of their precious little bundle but how annoying could possibly be amazingly annoying. There there are times where I'm I'm looking at cars and that's when that's when I fire up the tour browser that's when I put everything through several proxies because I do not want it to be put out that I had even a passing interest in finding out how much a certain car costs or how easy it is to get financed southern because then I know that every single page ever hit will always be just like Times Square with billboards about scammy. Auto loans and services. So I I would even dissect experiment. Freiburg's I would start off trying to see how long we keep that information out of marketers. I do think it's kind of impossible because you could use proxies and whatnot to make sure that. Make sure that your browsing the web on totally anonymously when you're looking for information about childcare and such however. I think that you'd have to do audits of every single. Obgyn and every single medical institute and medical Medical Resource to make sure that they are not They are not in any way selling information to any marketer anywhere. Because you remember how there's a there was scandal created by target The target stores when They sent a. They started sending postcards by congratulations. Because we heard you're pregnant. Here's a coupon and a gift card for such and such baby items and it was the the Gift Card. Postcard could be read by anybody who got the mail and perhaps and in this case the person got the mail was the parent of the teenage girl who set this information And they sent them. They sent her this information. Only because well the people who buy this kind of skin cream And these kinds of socks and these kinds of aspirins usually they do. So because they've they're they recently found out they're pregnant and of course. Nothing of the kind happened so that that's how bad things happened. It just I even if you just want to you instead of even just wanted to make sure that you're not being marketed. Towards just considering it a victory like all the want. Every single pleasure and happiness you can get Particularly if you are personally expecting a child And I want to give these expectant parents the same joy that I used to get every time when I would log into facebook and it would say oh you. You haven't finished complete your profile. You've got a thirty eight of of sixty things slept blank and then would start. It would try guessing saying did you. Did you go to high school at La Blair Counties Technical High School in Blair Georgia and Oh my God. They're so we're all yes. Yes yes. Victory Victory Victory. So I don't know I don't know if that's really possible. The the other thing is that Once the baby is born do you get? How hard would you try to make? Sure that he or she will not be stamped. Briefed debriefed indexed filed or numbered by. Somebody made a joke that we're going to send him a senator a flow and her husband. Her baby gifts is not going to be like ones. Easer are little nit cabs is going to be like a tiny baby sized guy fawkes masks mask. You know. It's like the the anonymous of protesters. And how. How long can you get away with that? How long could you manage to keep your child's face away from Facebook instagram Google's everybody else's facial recognition software before they've they've create that little account as this obviously. The trial has not signed up for Forever instagram yet. But we have already built the file on this person Now I was disappointed and surprised to learn that of course Babies babies have to shed their their their original factory installed skin before you can apply makeup on them when idei hat is that to try to To start them off by like every time you take them out in public. Obviously you're you have some sort of like a I don't know do you. Do you use Do Use a sun cream on them. Do Us make sure that does a sunscreen on them If if so maybe you can get like pattern disruptive pattern sunscreen on them so that facial recognition can never clock their clock their facial features again. Unfortunately you have to wait for that. First layer of skin to peel of it and realize babies were a little bit like snakes. I wondered if you like this. It doesn't go come off like in one sheet like you know when you paint like Elmer's glue on your hands. Peel it off Probably not because I probably would have been people scrapbooks. There are probably people who would save again. The factory installed installed skin. And just there'd be a template or something you can get a cricket cutter template for that to to scrap book that effectively. Well like I said. That's the this will congratulations. Congratulations congratulations. Happy family congratulate a blessing unto Little Mona We'll be talking about this again next week. Now you're wondering where wondering what the new status quo of material is while there is no new status quo. It's exactly the same show as is going to be for for the foreseeable future Flow is obviously going to be taking a cup Cup at least a few weeks at least a couple of weeks off And so the way that we've been planning for this so what's going to happen? Is that Who knows you can't predict what you're kind of what your schedule is going to be with a brand new baby. Those of you who have had brand new babies know exactly what we're talking about so the the plan is that I'll be doing solos or bring in guests for maybe a couple of weeks until flow figures out what the with the new normal is going to be And when she can come back and start to resume co hosting the show and then we'll be continuing on as usual Above is probably a good time for an ad but before we do that I think that collectively we can be kind of smug about this. That flow is having a baby or has not now has had a baby. She can take off as much time as she wants. WE'VE ALL. We've all agreed that. Of course she's going to get the the same The same money that she that We Split Every week after week after week while she is on maternity leave. So it's it's kind of so. It's kind of poignant as we talk about Google and labor problems that the Google and other tech companies that are little wonderful. Wonderful a little Sawdust and tent pole Podcast as a much better maternity leave for a policy then most fortune five hundred companies. It's difficult to understand exactly why these companies cannot figure out that if that you treat people with dignity and respect More than that. Actually you treat people like they're human beings and because women are both human beings and having kids something that women do that means that if they have a baby. You absolutely do everything you can to accommodate that And that this is this is. Let's call it. What one third of the workforce of Material Co. if if if the organization consists of flow And Jim are editor and myself. That's one third of our labor force boom like the gone indefinitely. We can adapt to that. So why can't like a two hundred person team? That's working on one code project at Google or apple or facebook. Why can't they manage without one person and say do what you gotTa do? What you're doing is way way more important than contributing code to this project or do marketing on this project. Your job is going to be exactly right here whenever you're ready And don't worry about the money you will not have to take financial hit I. That's that's something that's always been on my mind so I am I. I know that things are a lot more complicated when it served one hundred thousand people in the payroll instead of just three but nonetheless. I am of the feeling that there is always a way to accomplish that. Which you think is important to accom- to accomplish that if you think. It's really important to make sure that you're treating you're treating your female employees with the same dignity and respect as everybody else who works for your company then. You will find a way to make this happen but if you feel as though well we think it's important but in the end maybe we just don't care about that enough. I think that's something that we should expect from. Everybody who writes a paycheck Several Times a week here end of the lesson again. Congratulations congratulations and blessings for Little Moan. Up final little weekly GimMe GimMe Bush update. We are holding fast to last week. We had Three spots in the top five once again. We have three spots in the top five Number two four and five so again now we as the population of our extended Podcasting family increases. We are still holding. Steady asked the sixty percent of the top five. I do not now that I think of it though. I wonder if this changes anything about. I don't know like a legacy should I say Legacy like a future of of staffing of the podcast because now flow? I still have no children. So unfortunately the bloodline of CO hosting ends with of my co hosting ends with me however flow now has like a blood heir. Should she Designate this desert Mona as the heir apparent to a CO hosting see she might have secured her legacy Into the future I don't know maybe I could win. Glory on the field of battle and perhaps Give away a future seat to an up and coming Lord Whose lands or political connections will be valuable to me. I don't know what when the I mentioned earlier that I had seen an opera in New York City. Last week was Agra Pena which was about Claudius the emperor and how narrow became his successor. So I am a lot of my thinking is Lonzo slides perhaps a necessarily So that the let's let's go to a commercial But again if anybody knows Ellen Degeneres or producer the ellen show Sorry to let you down again. My fingers crossed that we could have given you one of those really good feel good segments But you know keep in touch reach out. Because I'm sure that I could fake something. Heart touching How hard could it be again? This huge novelty check and free underwear or actually Given that I am largely unpalatable. I think Obnoxious and disliked by many Maybe similar to send me the underwear and weakness. Call it even. I duNNo. Give it some thought We'll be right back after this and this episode of material is brought to you by pinged him from solar winds. Do you have a website? And does your website have a shopping cart registration forms or contact? Us pages if you answered. Yes to these questions. Then you need kingdom. Nobody wants their critical website. 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Well maybe you're one Either Oprah's of one of six hundred different APPS on the Google play store that have been removed from the play store and also banned from all of Google's Ad Monetization Platform. So it would be a google ad manager and Google ad mob. If so you've been very very naughty and you got exactly what you deserved What great news from Google February Twentieth? They made a blog posts announcing that they have pulled six hundred apps for the play store Because the for violating their disruptive ads policy and their disallowed interstitial policy This is these are all forms of mobile ad. Fraud and I don't have to explain to you what they are. That's what the names of things are. How many times have you downloaded a really cool APP that you really really liked? But the ads were just horrific where you can't get around them and you. Can't they interrupt everything that you want to do? At any time you try to dismiss them. It's tricky to actually registering tapper. Click And it's as good as the APP is because the monetization of it is such that you can't just give them five or ten dollars even though you think it's worth five or ten dollars. They're making all their money from ads while they're at least trying to get a handle on that problem by being more of a monitor The more of a monitoring having the big stick involved here They're saying they're saying we define disruptive ADS as ads that are displayed to users in unexpected ways including impairing interfering with the usability of device functions while they can occur occur in. App One form of disruptive as we've seen on the rise if something. We CALL OUT OF CONTEXT ADS. I've seen this twice Which is when militias developers? Serve ads on a mobile device when the user is not actually active in their APP. This is kind of a scam where they're trying to Trying to get get revenue and get credit for clicks for a displays. Even though the person's not actually doing anything with it And it's just that if it means that you're you're turns your phone into this terrible terrible just add server devices. Not It's not malicious malware adware. But it's damn close so Militias developers they say continue to become more savvy and deploying and masking disruptive as but we've developed new technologies our own to protect against this behavior. We recently developed an innovative machine learning based approach to detect when APPS show out of context ads which led to the enforcement. Where announcing today Google is watching. Now they do say that Maybe you encountered these. Add these these APPs. Maybe they didn't They were mentioning that mostly. They were The I think they said to a buzzfeed news That mostly They were From comfortable Cheetah mobile which is a publicly traded Chinese company Above News Rose Capusi. This because they written a big piece in November twenty eighteen accusing the company of engaging in AD fraud So hopefully this will keep these companies away away away that unfortunately this is one of the signature differences between between android phones. And all the IPHONES. I've used that. Apple has a much much much tighter clamp on bad at experiences. It's not as though you can't find a terrible terrible asset based APPs in the in the in the apple APP store nonetheless They seem to be. It's A. It's a veritable wonderland where the only way that APPs conflict their customers is by having loot boxes and making sure you can't advance possibly in a game unless you actually sign up and buy lots of virtual coinage so good news for all of us there next on the docket just because you're just getting used to android ten doesn't mean that you should start worrying about getting used to android eleven of the first developer preview of android eleven dropped just this week on. February twentieth and of course ninety five Google and others mesh tear it down Lisa videos and let you know some of the stuff. That's happening there now. Mind you that If android eleven's developer preview one is like all the other previous ones. Some features are gonNA come some some are GonNa go and some are going to change materially no pun intended By the time we actually see ship date and September or October. But there's some interesting things at least in this first preview One I'm just GonNa go through ninety five Google's list here First on their list is dark theme scheduling so you can decide when dark theme Kicks and kicks off like to make sure it Turns on sunset deactivates at sunrise or even just or just set a set a actual times for it. I kind of like the idea of sunrise and sunset times when I have for instance one of my hallway lights That turns on during the turns on during sunset turns off during sunrise and their times from having a very very late work night and only when I noticed that the light in the hallway has gone out that realize that. Oh let's see I've actually been up until five thirty six in the morning. I should probably consider saving my files and going to bed right now. they're also adding thank goodness new motion sense gestures For people who have the Pixel for which has the hardware you need for that sort of thing of hopefully this. Hopefully it's going to be a very very big deal They're mentioning in ninety five Google. That at least a developer preview one has support for Youtube Music Lower your hand quickly to pause and play And even worse when the screen is locked a better touch sensitivity as well. I'm hoping to see a lot more gestures than that. I'm also hoping to see a lot. More third party support for for gestures It's the the I've had this pixel four for a number of months still really really like it. I'm glad to see the for instance face on law has expanded to almost all of the APPS that I head bobs using a fingerprint. Unlock for There's there's the reason why I really couldn't put my Sim card in this in this phone F and switch for my pixel one because I was not going to be entering manual passwords and to one password on my banking APP and And all these other APPs of we haven't seen really a lot of movement though with gestures and that was supposed to be one of the that is one of the potentially one of the best features The the idea of leveraging that solely chip that radar chip. We're want more than being able to than to simply skip tracks so hopefully get some more stuff and it looks like that's right out of the gate They're also adding a native screen recorder. That's not sound like a big deal until you actually kind of gang until you actually. Kinda need it She's trying to show someone how the things are screwing up or whatever why you need things and sometimes it's really the only way to preserve something that you're seeing on your screen Something that another feature that. I really was shocked. That wasn't air to begin with the ability to pin APPs to share menu That right now android tries to do a smart thing. Were try where the APPS that you are most likely to use or use most are supposed to bubble wrap to the top of the share menu. It doesn't really work very well however I this is one of those areas where you can solve a problem so quickly just by having the user say look. I almost always i. I so often want to share something to instagram or two snap see so I can do photo editing. Just put that right at the top. It here's my list manager. Put My list manager right at the top. There are my notes taker. Please don't make me have to see it. I believe that takes years off my life the number of times. I have to scroll in order to dump something into evernote or Google. Keep not so much by the time it takes for me to scroll about. The stress is probably going to kill me. Cumulatively cumulatively kill there's there's a lar- there's an ever large inning. Klotz somewhere that will finally break loose sometime. Hopefully not not too soon. Hopefully after long after a flow comes back from maternity leave. But but I digress so and not showing up everywhere but at least it's they're They're saying you can pin up to four APPs. The chairman now Showing the current display's refresh rate. That's Nice Now that we have multiple phones that have variable screen refresh rates The Samsung has twenty the pixel for It's nice to know that you can. You can talk yourself into thinking that you're seeing a a performance improvement that's not actually there So perhaps it's a good idea. You have dedicated not dedicated conversations within the notifications shade so that when you get notifications from a messaging app you can actually highlight certain APPS. Have others like Google messages? gets a notification for everything else. So if you're having an ongoing conversation within like with SMS you don't have to like scroll down below something inconsequential from whatsapp in order to get there Also of you can now you can enable Bluetooth you can able airplane mode while keeping Bluetooth on. That's a if you're using airplane mode for actually traveling on an airplane That's really really big idea So that's it helps you save a save another step? You can go to ninety five Google for the full step also. 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That's Leno Dot com slash material and the Promo code material. Twenty Twenty for that twenty dollars credit our thanks to Leno for their support of this show and all of relay FM. Well before we go. I have really really important. News and announcements not necessarily more important than the birth of a wonderful new baby And also at a lesser level. They wonderful new operating system out of I discovered a three d version of the dinosaur. Jumping game the infinite. Run game that you get In Google Chrome when there's no Internet connection and for how how many people had the same experience that I did where it's like well tease. Well wonder why there's a picture of a dinosaur and then like it was a creepy for me long embarrassingly long period of time before I discovered the Oh. Actually that's an infinite runner game. You have to tap the space bar okay. Well that wasn't that wasn't a recent thing I can. I knew that longtime ago visit. I should say that's that's an undocumented under documented part of the Google chrome APP. That's my complaint now but Recently though I came across A new project on get hub That was it tears it turns it into a three D game. And it's so perfectly done it's written by Abraham to the love of they'll be lincoln the show notes But it's the Dino Three d game and you can basically a web browser game. He's he listed as a three D experiment but A three g three J S Web. Gl Game made as an experiment. But it's really really good. All the graphics were hand crafted with Magic of Vauxhall Software. So that the this is the important thing for me. So the overall feel and look of the game will be the same as original two D game And so you open it up in a in any modern web browser and you originally see like fear is simulates. The the exact error screen you get only the dinosaur is a little bit is green and little bit three day and then you click a link there and then suddenly. You're playing the exact same game exactly as Google rooted but It's it's in a sort of like a a three quarter Pixel early A Pixel arrangement of figures and now of three D versions of this game. Modern versus of this game are nothing new. You can get a playstation game that has like a t rex three D. model but that that's not the way that I wanNA play it because it's there there. Is that Uncanny valley that problem that you get into where I once I start looking at it as okay. Here's a somewhat realistically rendered dinosaur. And IT'S A T. Rex Now my brain starts thinking okay. Is it running accurately as a jumping accurately notices the color that That A T. Rex expected to be maybe not and then see Then the worst part is that when you smack into when you smack into cactus. This three D Dinosaur release on the playstation game that I've seen places in four it recoils back at it lands on its back at it seems to expire and the screen fades to grey as Sombre. Music plays and. I'm feeling sad that I I killed this lovely dinosaur that the dinosaur was doomed anyway but the last thing it needed was an income the incompetent game operator to senate racing headlong into a CACTUS. I mean at first asteroid. The asteroids changed the climate and then India NOCCO. How much is this creature meant to suffer now? But the the way that the this the T. Rex three the Dino Three D. run serve Abraham tubes. Wonderful game he just he just took the same pixel block art and just again rotated the camera a little bit so you can see it from a three quarters view. And that's it's still the same dinosaur that I know in love. They had added a little bit of like sort of Pixel sort of gay music. And as usual when He. When you when you send them SM- Landing SMACK DAB no cactus his eye. He's is just real big. And just the screen just like freezes for a sexist as usual and then he's back to life it's Okay. You don't even need to apologize to the dinosaur. You don't need to speak at its memorial service. You don't need to apologize to. It's so stood spouse and surviving children and tried to come up with some sort of very lame. Excuse for why you were apparently more More invested in whatever was happening in the music. You're listening to play this game than keeping. Its loved one alive okay. I'm reading too much into this. I know but still It's it says something about how the brain processes games it's It's When I when I started playing playing games A lot of them were text adventure games. And sometimes you get so frustrated at your lack of progress that you type something like the hit sergeant polka or a punch Sergeant Hulkah- whatever Especially if it's like a war game thinking good because sometimes even if it was like a graphical game an arcade style game. It's like okay. I'll get wonder what happens if I if I shoot the sergeant and then usually that only. Because you don't want us you don't WanNa see your compatriot die. You just want to see what the programmers decided would be. Clever response to you fragging your own your own. A superior officer and usually with something very funny would break up the monotony of failure. That was that was trying to get past this level now. The Games are so realistic. And they're so cinematic and the story telling us so good. The last thing I wanted to do is like shh is harm. One of my fellow soldiers might unit like the whole scene began with this man saying okay no objective sniper over there. There was a more recover. Their here's what we're GONNA do. You'RE GONNA go wheel over there foamy. I'll keep you safe. We gotta go like Yes. Yes we're GONNA do it. We're going to bring freedom to this. The last thing I wanted to do is cause harm to. I just want to get that emotionally invested in a game. That's why I love these old fashioned style. The style of picks leaks or game. There's no judgment either internal or external all I've got is a lovely Pixel cartoony dinosaur. Who just wants to run forever and keep jumping and I want to and I'm there to help it to run forever and enjoy it if I fail. It's okay it's no no harm done is going to go all over again and the second thing. I like about this. Approach is that it is more dynamic and it's more fun to see three. D It doesn't it doesn't change the game at all but is that a little bit freaky in the fun. Way To imagine that All along this environment that this dinosaur lives in has always been in three dimensions. It's just that we've never seen except for for one angle. So that's why we've only thought that it was a two dimensional creature that there weren't any real distance between Between the the distance between the dinosaur and the and the sunset in the horizon And that's always kind of a granted. I have to be a little bit drunk to get find this interesting but it's it's always kind of interesting to me when there is something that indicates that there's more to this piece of entered there is an actual life. There's an actual back story and environment to what is being presented to us like the isle. This is this is about this is this is really wheeling off into weird territory. But I'll I'll I'll promise I'll wrap it up The Mr Bean series not the cartoon but the original series of of Ron Atkinson like little mini movies. Okay now there is a. There is a running gag throughout the series in which Which Mr Bean driving? A mini Cooper often causes April. A Blue Robin reliant. They really preposterous three real vehicle to tip over. It's like it. It's the of the vehicle is designed to tip over anyway but for fun for humor. There's he often causes this car. This car appears he causes tip over. Now I had one of those wonderful sort of three d like like insights when there's a there's an episode in which he's he's going to go into a swimming pool a little little swimming arena of public pool and ask to park the car and he's trying to get out of the parking garage without paying and he's trying to say it's a puzzle. He's trying to solve like. How can I get the car out? The around the the the the dropping barrier without crashing without without paying. How can I can I get in behind another car? That's leaving all this sort of stuff. And he's kind of getting frustrated because he can't solve this problem. And then he sees the Robin reliant appear and now again. This is my back story that this is. This is when I kind of realized that. Oh My god Mr Bean Real. Mr Bean understands that he is a character in a running series of comedy shorts. He know before now. He didn't know what the solution to this problem was going to be. But now that he sees the Robin reliant. That Blue Robin reliant here knows that the solution will somehow getting this car to tip over on its side and that just made me so happy to just the the the Mr Bean. The character has some awareness and agency. He's not just the hapless victim of of of of Benneton another screenwriters. I thought that I just thought that was really really great. So so it's always a little bit fun in a little bit weird as the. Oh look if you look in three dimensions. There's actually like little scrub bushes here and there and so again. I'm not I'm not writing. Fan Fiction about the pixel art running T- running dinosaur in the in the in the Google. Google failed page but it was gave me lots of lots of hope. Lots of lots of pleasure that if I hope that the person who is playing me Who's WHO's operating me in the video game of my life. Hopefully they will they. They will themselves understand that. You know it's amusing to them that I will drag entire folder full of content to dropbox and only half of it will actually be transmitted before I leave for the Office for Saverne important important point but also realize that there are repercussions that I'm dealing with on the side. They're just you know. Enjoy me be amused by maybe entertained by me. Hopefully operating my game will give you some some relief from the Russia Day holiday of a daily life but still understand that. There's a whole world that you're not allowed to explore because that's Mutai that's my my that's my. That's my expiration time so the link but that said metaphysics aside it is really fairly. Superfund game like like most pixel art sort of games this is. This is my jam. I'm really not in this into the sort of games where it takes. Weeks and weeks to acquire the skills you need to operate a basketball game or a football game nor do I kinda get into these red dead redemption sort of games where it will take you days and days and days and weeks and weeks and weeks to play third. I like to have this for like half hour or twenty minutes of diversion jam. So yes this has been heavily booked barked and I enjoy. I encourage you to give it a try yourself. Well that's going to be at for this week's episode of the material podcast again. Our best wishes and blessings to Florence. Ion and her wonderful ended and her husband at her wonderful wonderful wonderful new child. Mona it's again. It was a very unusual and special episode. Hopefully next week will be Will also it will be perhaps a little bit less giddy within this week? You understand that. There's been a lot of champagne being poured at least here in this house. I know I have no investment whatsoever in the future of this trial but nonetheless. I'm happy for my friend. Florida as onshore all of you are flow is going to be off again for a couple of weeks While she gets settled into a brand new routine based on her twitter feed She's already I think into the integrate reintegrate her Her life as a very very well respected and very rural well-needed voice in the tech community Back into her daily life so we'll see her back very very soon Maybe even Bef- before she comes back fulltime she'll be providing little Editorial segments that we can drop in here the sooner she gets back. I think the better because she's wonderful You can also you can always check on what we're doing here really dot. Fm Slash material even become a a. 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#219 - Andrew Santino
"Hello everybody. Welcome to the podcast I'm here today with the hilarious Andrew Santino. A dude. We shot this after we shot the whole podcast because it's because we just got right into it in fact. This is fun. Yeah. Was this an intro? We do. We need this showdown. It, it's going to be really weird if we don't do something about how about I already go ahead. What's up welcome back to the Eighth Street. PODCAST. I'm Ethan my guest today is Andrew Santino. Hilarious sexy funny. Cool comedian. You'RE GONNA love this guy he's on only fans and we're GONNA put up in the link below. All right. All right. Good. How are you today to? Meet with the mountain game of thrones guy. I can't. Prove. Oh yeah court is well, are you super tall? Taller six, I'm almost six, two, six, one in some change. Yeah. So yeah, while he's not, he's not that tall, but he's fucking i. mean he's the. You know the strongest man in the world in the world. As if he could crush your head with his bare hands if you wanted to. Yeah you know and honestly like I'm in character here, I know here let me you can see I played this Russian character. That's like a custom-made suit by this guy. Sarah chooses like famous Russian suit maker here in the valley in La and Like he knew we were doing character show and he got fucking so mad at one point because I wouldn't take the workout serious like I'm in his private. Jim. This. Signed says no yard means pussies. Oh. Wow. He's in Reykjavik and that includes does that exclude you or? No no he let me and he had to take on the sign when I came for that moment. Okay. Good. But he but he he got so fucking mad because I didn't take out the workout serious and then when we ate lunch, he wouldn't talk to me because he was like upset. Wait hold on the mountain wouldn't talk to you. Yeah. He didn't look me in the eye when we ate lunch because he was mad that I didn't do the workouts the right way. Wow. You should Oughta luck that guy no dude. Honestly, I thought about fighting this motherfucker I looked right in the eye and I said finish your chicken bitch 'cause. We're GONNA fucking scrap you know. It. You know I'm you're like a pretty big. It seems like a pretty big muscular guy. I feel like most men could destroy me in a fight, but there's something just like. When you're next to do like that you like Oh, this guy would literally just crush my skull I mean yeah. It's intimidating doesn't actually Makes you feel it's emasculating it is. It is so so he's got a feel like. Imagine how he feels. I wonder if he just thinks himself I. could kill this dude like to everybody. I think anytime somebody like upsets him a little bit. I'm sure his first instinct is I could just fucking kill this guy right here. Yeah. No one would say anything. That's got to feel really good. Well as a super small wife to. Yeah do cheese. That's so funny. She's like five one maybe maybe one hundred pounds it it's she's crazy tiny and that's the first yet. Did you want to talk about the first male chauvinistic thing you think of your like he just murdered that sex with her I mean he just like fucking peels visa. What how what other thought could possibly consume? Is She just like the? Dude maybe Fox she's not show A. Soft Yeah. Maybe he's soft in bed. But we don't know. You Wall Okay let me give you an example of someone knows getting crushed. Have you seen shack in his girlfriend? Totally do but I talked to an NBA player who's kind of a buddy of mine who says that the joke in the League is that shacks penises? No. Not. Not. Big. But small for his size. For any I, any below twenty inches is small for his size. And that's what it is. It's nineteen and a half. For that, guy. Yeah. That's a shame. Well. Andrew it's Oh. We got the photo here pull that back. Do. We already start by the way. Do we start right away I? Mean I'm just gonNA use this yeah. I. Think we're agree yeah it's great to have good content do look at that I actually six five by the way she. Just looks strange. Yeah I mean there's no way. There's just no way shoes just. Not Split Open every night I mean she's the of his leg. Oh That's the one that's just as bad. Yeah. That's even worse to me. Because his sheer weight I mean he's he's like three fifty or something I feel like a hog to like a thick one. Wells Zoom in right there on those basketball shorts, you should be able to. Fantastic by the way she by the way, it was very, very nice and cool to us and gave us all the tips about. Like where to go and Iceland and like all the cool like hidden spot she was like she was cool. He just was I. think he was. For someone that didn't that's used to being on camera and game of thrones. He was extremely shy to the crew like very light. It was it was interesting I just think he's probably good when he has to act like this. This. Monolithic mammoth man strongman. But like when it's just us being human I, think it was a little. It was weird for him I think a little like I. Don't know what to do or to say. But he was nice. But his yeah, his wife was cool. They showed us like all the legit low key places that you can go to and why were you there Why did you go there? Filming that show that was like it was like, Yahoo gave me some money to create this character this Guy Nikolai, popoff I created this character based on a real story. There is a In the nineties, there was this Olympic diver. who was like slotted to be like one of the greatest of all time He goes back to Moscow with his brother who's his kind of his trainer best friend partner in crime business manager at all and they're walking streets of Moscow celebrating his last win, which would take him to the Olympic trials and he liked crushed the competition. I can send you the article. It's insane. They're walking the streets he got he got into a fight with a street vendor who ripped him off like they were drunk and they were getting street food and the street vendor rip them off and they went back in front of him in the street vendor fucking stap this dude and debilitated, and he could never swim again like he cut something vinyl and long story short his brother than would go on to try to train. Other. Olympians or whatever, and he became this kind of hack. Of the business because it's like go with him, you're GONNA get fucking stabbed in the street on a Tuesday. So that was the birth of this Nikolai popoff this failed. Olympic trainer and we would go around meeting athletes interviewing them. We did ten episodes I think are eight episodes. It would do. It was so much fun because I got to stay in character we did like. I don't know if you. Love cross border. This is a show that's out now the Komo it's no. No Dude. So Yahoo had this company that they paired with called. Go Ninety was like it was like I remember that Yeah Yeah and they died Or some shit that's right. Yeah and so they we did it with them and they like barely aired it because the company was like literally when we did our deliverables turned in the episodes the company fucking went under and they were like. But we got we got we got paid and we had a good time with these dudes that I love producing with. So it was fun as fuck but like yeah, it wasn't gonNA. What I don't know what to do with it. Now you know what? I mean you have to be reshot and everything and She's okay we'll see. God bless. We got the money by but hey, Andrew before we get too deep into this. Yeah. There's something pressing that I need to bring up to. Him Up the wikki feed page please in. You know about what? Do. You know what's funny me and Bobby on on our show we were looking us up and I couldn't find me on wicky feet but you have to go to wicky feet man I heard somebody else. That's where we did our time. Now I didn't know I thought it was I thought I'd make Waikiki but you know, yeah, we know you have a pretty good score. I've heard I've had a pretty good score that's fuck in. Those are old photos to. Be Basically they'll find any. Photo of your foot like if you have a new photo of your foot, it'll come up here like these people are. Next fucking level. I mean. So wait a minute the number I'm I'm a little ignorant to though the number behind that like four, fifty, seven, three, seven, six, oh. What is that? That's like the. US or anything? No no no, that's just yeah. There's there's been four point five million people have jerk off your feet honestly wouldn't surprise. Me would not surprise No, that's just like their image number there is kind of a ghetto website got. Point six, one out of five. So very respectable score. So I wanted to congratulate you. Thank you what are you what your score? From, Dude. What's your score? I am a six point, nine, two out of five. Wow Dude. I am beyond perfection I. Did you did you do that just to rub it in that you had more than a perfect score to me as Well partly, partly because I'm fascinated by wicky feet as a site and so what I what I've been doing as a basically a courtesy to all of our guests. Is asking our our fans to give you a bomb on your foot rating. Thank you. Please that would be by not that you need it but honestly, yes, I do. Yes. I do need the bump for my Wiki feet that you. Your your co host Bobby Lee and friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He had an abysmal score. It was terrible like three point five. Well, we got him. He was number two on the whole website behind me and they removed it. Good but they left me up. But you're but I get it. I. WanNa knock knock something out before we continue on this. So I knew of you and I didn't I didn't know enough about you. And I was talking to my friends on history. And I don't you have a tick. Tick yes. Yeah. I I have a lot. So I didn't know writing and I had and I had just I had seen your show and not really noticed it in the weirdest way and then. When burr came on I feel like clip ice the clips I saw like kind of Burma's heavy on the show. He was a little like agro on your show coming up what happened with him and Theo. Yes. You guys acknowledged it and I was like man he's making. Ethan. So fucking nervous he's like. He's like he's squinting a lot and I was talking about it on history and and then a bunch of people hit me up and we're like you fucking piece of Shit. Dude, and people were lighting the and I had no idea. Now I kind of feel about I wasn't like mocking it but I was like dude, he looks so nervous against Burr but you'd be told. It did it was nerve wracking? He's the worst like ruined my whole fucking year. Lake. But he was nice. You know he was he came back on and we had a good a good second episode of the makeup I saw. On Youtube people are so vicious and Falcon just the worst, right so It was awkward. Sure. Yeah I. Mean it was just brutal but then like everybody in the ecosystem made it so much worse. By. Welcome to the fucking to the Internet, but anyway, I wanted to say that you because well, it's fine. You know I did hold a grudge I saw that and and I it was down my list to confront. You was gonna I was GonNa take your name off my my Hitless here. Okay. Thanks. Thank you very much. Where's your? Where's your beautiful wife by the way while she was offended too. So she couldn't face. You know she she's working. She has a we have a clothing company. She's the The big dog. So she's got I got it. She can't join every day anymore. That's good. Also by the way your Trish or whatever the the. Trip Trish Tricia some. Truce's your your battle trips with her race with antisemitism is. is forever my favorite thing. So. You're really fighting the good fight there and Genuinely. I. Don't think she's anti. Semitic but. She's good at faking it. It's weird because most people who are obsessed with Jews don't like them. She might be the yeah. So it's hard to kind of concerns hard to really rationalize that. Because she's in love with a Jewish man yeah. Yeah no I think. But also Hiller was in Hitler's wife was Jewish. So you know what? I'm saying no Abe Ron was Jewish no, don't know the I how do I not know that? Google? In Able Veron, he's listening to last name. Eva Brought Jewish. Ron Is just a German that just means Brow Jewish German name do. Right? Yeah. He had a Hitler had a Jewish dog he had. His dog was Bar Mitzvah Yup a bark Mitzvah. The real thing no shot I swear to God pull it up in. A video about it, it's a Bark Mitzvah did Y-. Honest, did you have a cool bar Mitzvah video like I have so many friends that had like you know people do They do like songs to invite people to them and should have you ever seen these. Yes I have Did you do on the thing is no I did not. I feel like I'm I'm old old enough like I'm thirty five. So when I, got Bar Mitzvah was kind of before the tech revolution. I like to think that I wouldn't do that though. I, mean. There's this one video of the Bar Mitzvah Song where he's having a pool party. Do you recall that one? Pull that one up, in. Poland up Paul it. Just to Chime in real quick Hugo the brown thing and yet. They did a DNA DNA tests on her hairbrush and sure enough. She has Jewish ancestry. So she may have not been totally eldest. So you're referring to the hairbrush DNA. Yeah. They just came out a couple of years ago. Yeah. Wow that's crazy. He was a Jew fucker. That's actually his that was his license plate, Ju- Fucker fucker both these like you know if I'm GonNa fuck on. License Plate was. J. W. F. k. r., and they let them get away with it. Nowadays, they've J. checked stuff. You know if there's any cuss words but Yeah Ju Fucker and his other car was Ju- fucker to to to. To fucker squared. Go ahead and play the Bark Mitzvah proved to Andrew. This is real. How maybe this is a very joyous occasion for you. This guy who is a hundred years old two centuries. He's going to help me overseas in Fuck knits for review. It was Muslim tough all around for a special dog cone. Nikki. Pomeranian Pooch celebrate today Bark Mitzvah for turning to or. Yarmulke. At the event. In Douglas circles a booming multimillion dollar industry. Thank you. This is a boom by the way, a booming ten, million dollar industry they said. Do, we should get into how what year was. That was that that you can tell that was before the world started burning because people will yeah they, associated. Press was like just do a fucking bar. Mitzvah. Video. Yeah No, it looks like it's from the ninety s it looks old as. I got invited. To a Bar Mitzvah when I was a kid when I was living in Chicago and it was in this really Nice high-rise this my friend, my friend, Jacob's Barmitzvah and. never in my life I felt so Left out because everyone had assumed I was Jewish and then. And, then he kind of embarrassed me in front of he was like he's not Jewish look at them and they all looked at me and then. I felt really depressed. So that's why I have juice due for A. Good as wedding where that was going. Never married yeah you're you look Irish What do they call it a why a WEAP- are not not sorry. That's a wet ask Pussy. What do you call that? Damn where the Wa- sporty talking about wasp away but I usually Catholic so I don't know that much about. Are you. Know I mean when I was a kid I guess but you know we don't hold onto religion might people we'd let like Irish people. They're like were were bad were bad. Catholics I. Guess because we don't obey any of that shit we don't really go along with it I mean, my my parents got divorced when I was one. So my mom we you can't be divorced and the Catholic Church anyway, we weren't religious. Yes it's a big. No no you have to get your marriage annulled basically saying to the church had never existed in order to stay in the church that's fucking gift to pretend like it never happened. That's a that's a real thing the. Priest and these guys have such decks man just fucking loosen up. No Dude. That's what they say to the altar boys loosen up but I do. That's It's No, it's no. I was never really religious dude honestly I never. But I. But I don't look at to be truthful with you. There's a lot of red headed Hasidic Jews in my fucking neighborhood. So you're wrong. They don't look like you trust me I lived in Israel. No, they saw. Oh, you lived in Israel Dude, we've all lived in Israel for a short amount of time. You're not specially okay. I lived in Israel for three and a half months. It's not the I I live there too. All right. You think I didn't go on birthright you just say, your Jewish. You know that's true. All my birth rate group, they're like not even Jewish. I'll. fucking new I would have done that. DHS, or, anything. Well I. Think me don't. You think if I did go down the line, they'd be like not on now man. You could sell it. Because I could cause right though your mother just has to do. It could be a big Irish fuck and my mom could be Georgia just look like my dad, right you literally just have to say, yeah, my mom's Jewish and Yeah that's great. It's Pretty Pretty Nice. You WanNa talk about some current events. Yeah. Yes. I want to do whatever I wanNA talk about whatever the painting behind you is really dope by the way. Oh. Yeah. Thank you A friend of ours Oliver Tree he's a musician. Yeah. I know him I, mean I know? But. Apparently, his little brother painted that I. I don't really know what's true with him ever he could have outsourced to China for all. You know they'll make anything for you like you know they'll make art for you and China you can like just the they're crazy over there. Now, what do you think all this stuff came from? This is all China behind me actually actually this is a Japanese guy because came Yogi who drew me and bobby like that these great drawing. So I'm more Japan over China I'm more of a Japanese guy so I get China's cool but I think Japan has better but you do as you please. Realize more. Know your in terms of In terms of war crimes the Japanese well see it's kind of a tough call. Back, World War Two Japan was King of the war crime. The Chinese. But now China's kind of inching up and the work I am they're creeping up there they're doing. With the Muslim population there I, mean, they're strata putting them in concentration camps. So millions. So that's So they're doing good. Honestly. All. They're trying to rank. WHAT ARE WE What's the current event? By the way? I Love I love Guitar. Setup back there looks. Good, Zach. Oh thank you very much like the wall. That doesn't look earthquake proof by the way. You we we had a quake a few days ago and I was scared scared shitless. I'M NOT GONNA lie did you do you ever think about those things breaking and then fucking tons of money going out the window because you've hung them on the wall will yeah. But those are kind of my beater guitars guitars are on the floor in the cases and okay fan. Too Much Ethan Right. My beater guitars yesterday. This. All right. Okay collections that like eleven. So why do you need eleven don't get I don't I don't get a I don't understand guitar people they're like yeah. But you know you just play like one of them or maybe two of them play eleven, guitars, I actually I actually do I mean there's different sounds like you've fender strat or you wanna go more for like a mom. I'm not. GonNa Start about talking about all different by the way the I the only one I know is a fender stratocaster so I could have even said so you might be a liar dude he. Guitar you know what? I'm not going to give you the airtime to prove that you're not. Yeah don't don't don't talk about Allen. I saw I saw what she did did. Back. Let's see. Let me just see. She came back. She said Blah Blah Blah Yada Yada Yada. Let's watch the clip pulled up in this. And then we can trash that. Nice, lady. Oh boy I didn't say anything. No, you didn't. Ellen tubes some the porn just straight up Allen to. Come, to beat off the yeah. If you're watching because you love me. Thank you if you're watching it because you don't love me welcome. Either late. Sixty, five years old. So you know she's like applying baby's foreskin to her face or something because. They do placenta they have baby placenta that they rub all over. It's grits wild. I've I've actually been I have asked to some and have to Dole it out I only have access. You may think I'm kidding but actually there is a procedure that Sandra bullock was telling Ellen about and this is true and I swear to God, Korean baby foreskin facial, not kidding Oh really the foreskin. Of Korean Children's Specifically Koreans not y Koreans I wonder I think. Down to sell it. North would've, can you get some north? Foreskin? Is that like forbidden is like maybe they're getting it they didn't make the distinction could be a force for skin camp. Force foreskin you like they make you grow it for a long time and then they severed off on its good and ready when you're about thirteen or something like that I'll go. Age number four skin. You know what I mean has to it has to ferment a little while. You know how they have genetically engineered chicken so that like their breasts are huge and the could barely walk. What if you could do that for human foreskin? Massive flushes for this product. Disarray just drags twenty, your your Dick as three inches. Your foreskin is two feet long. We so funny to pull it all the way back to p though I mean that would just be a fun trick at a party to show your. Butts. You know Jesus. Check this out man hold on hanging. No Allan, Allan the I think the most surprising thing about that clip and I watched it. We obviously don't have to see the whole I. Think a lot of people saw, but I the most surprising thing for me was. I. That she's gay I was a little Brian. Frankly a little I was like. That's pretty bold to you get accused of belittling your staff and treating them poorly, and then now use the opportunity to come out as gay. Now it's like what a cover up do you don't have. As. He did Yeah. It's like, Oh, by the way I'm gay it's like okay. That sounds like you're covering up for all the mean stuff you did. Do you. Do you do you believe that? Had to show you this. Did you see the virtual audience did play this shit go back a little bit so you can see here introduce it. On TV's is that that is bro. Tear. Instead here you all are with. What the fuck they're on like flat vertical. Awesome, happy as you. So do you think there's no way she didn't know right that like people were being molested and berated there is it possible I think what's possible is I think she. I think, I think Alan is. So I think when you get that rich and famous and powerful, I think when you're like at the top of the building, you just don't you stop giving fuck what's going on I think you just don I think they don't give a fuck. I think they're like Oh what they hear something like well, I gotta tell you something someone or that's not even brought to their attention half the time and they don't give a fuck I genuinely think she. Removed from the process, she couldn't care less someone was like. If she probably heard or if someone at that power level, here's someone belittling an intern or saying something fucked up. It doesn't even strike a chord with them. You know what? I mean I think they're just like whatever I'm doing fifteen other things if someone hears someone being like you fucking Moron you're supposed to get this done you fucking dumb piece of Shit Belittling Book. I. Don't think they have time to care have the time to balance. So genuinely. We're giving pass on this one not a pass. I, just don't think they I. Don't think they fucking. I think anyone at that level never gives a fuck. I. Just can't imagine that they can I don't think they care they just they're they're worried about whatever wealth aspects are going on in their world about like what? You know what a vacation you're gonNA take or what fucking what room you're going to decorate next I think when you become so wealthy you start you stop thinking about people as people and they're just like little entities near You I think that's my experience with very, very wealthy people. It just kind of feels. Like. A Guy I know who's fucking very well off and he's very nice. You know he's a nice guy to me but like I see how he interacts with people now and he treats them almost if like they're all. They're all there for a thing to service him like your good this. So you do that well around me and you're good that and that's that's the only thing they service. It's really interest- I wonder if it's just like a defense mechanism because it's just so. Like, a survival instinct was so odd to be that to be like a billionaire you know she's probably almost a billionaire much. GotTa be fucking close with on I. Mean I mean I have her bedsheets I have Allen Sheets, Ellen close at the House I support it I support her so I think the whole thing is fucking I. Think the other fucked up thing is. People Act like our business is wholesome anyway and you're like, have you not read any of the fuck like we've all this has always been a tyrannical place they used to own actors they literally contract in the forties to be like we own you. If you go do anything else we'll fuck and we'll. We'll we'll. Abolish you from the business you won't be welcome. So they treated people in the business for Shit like years. That's what the platform this business was built on was like you always are answering to somebody and they always treat you rank and file. It's like the fucking military. So when something fucked up happens like this, like an abuse of power treating people poorly you're like, how could you surprise isn't not even close to being the first time we've seen think. It's just it's kind of like, fucking. It's like you know par for the course or whatever. You're saying. It's like I'm never surprised if you told me that she was running fucking. A baby foreskin A fucking. You know force foreskin a forced four skin enslavement camp I'd be like Dan that's wild but also like, yeah, I guess that makes sense if money. Not Totally. surprised. No it wouldn't throw. Roaming I mean what are the accusations they're like Oh people were mean and bullying but then there was sexual misconduct about one of our producers like kept grabbing Dick and but like I mean, you know that to West Hollywood once go to go to West Hollywood. Want you're GonNa get your Dick grabbed all. and. Those are all everyone. That's all ellen producers down at She's got a lot of producers lot of producer big show. Big Show big show Dude No. The other one. Okay. So you heard it from Andrew who's giving a pass I'm giving her I'm giving her the Yup sought common. Yeah. So it common as. The other one I wanna ask you `bout. Carol. In, competing with dancing with the stars. Your Carol Ba and that there's another wrinkle to this, which is fascinating. Okay. She came on the show and I don't know familiar with her story. For Very Young. She was the woman tiger king who was the. The. Arch Network of. Lion Tiger Jones that his name. Joe Exotic Tiger Joe I like you're trying to get Joe, it's more white trash Anwar becoming of him. Anyway. He'll he and many alleged the curl baskin killed her first husband, and during the airing of the first episode, her first husband ran an ad accusing her of murdering their dad. That is fucking amazing. Let's just chat. Okay. Let's see it. I WANNA see this. The, dancing itself was really whatever I mean. She's an old lady trying to dance. It's the fact they do have her on is kind of. Kind of insane I. mean she's like I. It's like having OJ on kind of yeah. Dude. OJ still gets a lot of sponsorships like people have in stopped. You know what I mean. He Dale's imagine dating Jay Bro. But let's be real if you were a young girl in your area or one of these dating APPs and UC OJ on there. Don't you Kinda like the mystique you're like, what if he fucking kills? Women liked, that's why women like to get choked in bed. Some women love to be choked. You know because they like the a woman set is to me one time a woman Fred said. She Goes I. Love being choked I said why she goes because of the fear I was like Oh because of the fear. I swear to God she's because the fear so I'm sure there's women why do you think women date fucking inmates? Why do why do you think? They like the idea of this guy could maybe kill me and it's Kinda. Sexy. But like they don't. Own Jay US like yeah. I will act but you know what? I mean I just I. Think I think he's not if you were a woman dating Oj, knowing that he had such strike twice kind of thing you're not gonna hit his murder. His first murder was so messy. It's like if he's going to do it again first of all, he'd be cleaner about it. So we'd go about it in a better way if he was going to kill you and then. Also I think. Yeah. You don't want some like stabbed in the yard is crazy. You know what I mean you bleeding outside of your how he would do something a little bit more. You pills or something quote. But I just yeah I. See. I know but it's sexy. It's sexy to know that he might kill you just don't. I think we should have a dancing the stars with OJ. Charles Manson is still alive right in prison nonni finally. Donald. Just. Man. Rally Eastern. Great One. Co J. Woody Allen. Cosby he's still kicked. His ass out there. Yeah. Into cosby woody. Allen. OJ. There's just so many star people that could be on dancing with the stars I actually Mel Gibson would I mean he would crush Yeah. Does he still hate us is that a is come on you don't shed that. Evening Canadian, do remember years ago I did years ago I hated you from the time. I was I told you from the bar. Mitzvah, when I was ten, I was fifteen and I finally let it go I've finally. Let it go well no. Okay. Please remember his famous quote. What was it i? Hope you get raped by a pack of n words he said to his wife. And he made that a famous he e made that a famous line when I remember hearing that all the time when I was. When I was younger when that Frisco Okay let's analyze it. Maybe he's into the cookery of it all maybe he thinks that's hot. Well, what if that turns them on Tom? With certainly I don't know man you don't know how people talking their bedroom that could have been a really. Listen I. Hope You make it showcase. Some black. Dot Com. which up site lacked raw black raw black draws blacked raw. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK ON BLACK? One of them has a condom and the other one doesn't you know Oh shit. why do they need similar website for black, draw. It's a subcategory they. It's like their umbrella black. The black is the mother ship black. If Black is ellen blacked raw is Ellen's boutique clothing line at target. Well, I mean not to split here but if you're watching black dot com, you probably want to go straight to black. No some people are in a safety some people like the idea of sex with condom I I have I've a lot of friends that will only watch condom born because they're worried for the actors that they're like I. Don't want us to watch someone catch anything. Yeah. There's there's there's people that WANNA see people don't not even touch. I know people that want to watch porn where they have sex from a distance. Have you ever seen that? I'm not sure how do you know what does that? There's like tantric distant sex on the Internet where people? Fire they masturbating or they just. With your mind you can jerk off with your mind. You don't have to even touch the other person look we can. Technically, we could watch that. Yeah. Yeah. Look it up. 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This call he'd be like, yeah. No, it was carol. Carol Yeah. We should have all your fans just call in and just say it was Carol is Carol Baskin and she's on the basket on dancing. It's going to get away with it because she's heir to the baskin the the Baskin Robbins family money. That's where all her fucking money comes from Baskin. Robbins the ice cream company that's her family. That you're lying about. No Dude Google that she got her money from her ex that's why she killed him. Baskin Robbins Ethan she's the basket in baskin. Robbins. Steven Robbins and Carol Baskin's Family Baskin Robbins. Ian Can look it up if you need them to. Listen. We don't spread misinformation on this show. That's a great quote. So that's pretty amazing I. Bet she didn't see that coming I wonder if she would have agreed if knowing that here's the thing she she's GonNa get away with it because now the media is so good at making you either the victim or this like loveable creature and they made her this lovable character like that that documentary made her out to be like even though they tried to play that side with like what could have happened they still wanted to make her this. You, know like a mistreated. fucking animal hero. You can't. You're to play in the heartstrings of animal lovers. She's never gonNA. They're never going get hurt. They're never gonNA get well apparently the rumors she grinded him under the whatever she did his body is long gone so. It's like it wants the media's painted UWE somebody they love. It doesn't matter. They found out fucking. Clinton went on epsteins plane. Twenty. Six Times. It doesn't matter. That's crazy. Isn't it that it's a fact it's crazy. It's a fucking literal log pilot logged fact that he went there twenty six times and people are like whatever. What I try I tried to rationalize it in a way that it's like, okay look he he was on. A. Plane Twenty six times, what is the chance? He didn't talk a little girl. Okay. Let's let's say this even if. He just liked going to the island. There's lots of fucking island. He go to the island for sure. There's there's proof that he went to the island will actually know there was that anecdote the recently came out of like a gardener someone or an architect. Shit. It's Bill Clinton. Saxophone for a bunch of fourteen year old I believed to all these people are just down to like. Fuck little girl. Well, let's let's say this. Let's just say he was involved in a sexual activity. He wanted more of the business aspect and the power aspect like I said about the thing they don't really care what's going on around them as long as they're getting what they need. So I, imagine he's getting something else out of it business wise right like he's getting there's got to be people there that go there to help him get what he needs politically and business wise. Whatever that may be because the fucking that that group of Lizard People Illuminates Shit is. They're planning their futures futures futures when I go to those islands. We think about money. Now you know like your wife is running your business you're you're cute little business compared to these rich, but you know what I mean like our money is pales in comparison to what these people have access to. So they're exchanging billions of dollars and futures so. We just don't think like that I heard this stat Elon Musk is closer to being dead broke zero dollars homeless Danny is to being Jeff bezos. No Way. Yeah. No Way. That's fucking insane. Jeff bezos worth almost two, hundred, billion although the stock market went down a bit lately. So it's crazy a bad stock day affects his net worth by ten billion dollars but he said, right he made he made the biggest be Amazon made the biggest first quarter they've ever made in history of the company during the pandemic. Twisted, isn't it? It's fucking well, honestly how many packages do you guys get to your house? From Amazon? It's a joke I have piles of boxes outside my house Guayana. The problem with Amazon. Is that. Their service is just too fucking superior to anybody else. Yeah, Dude. It's there I. ordered it. It's there I needed a cord from computer. It was at my house the next morning. I'm not going to fucking best by talking to some dip shit and major yeah. You WanNA use USB converter an auto. No I don't know if we have. Let me see if we have this one second. You can just click click click, click, click. It's at my fucking door. It's it's become the convenience levels almost it's almost. It's almost scary. It's just like there's no. Yeah. Now they're building grocery stores right? Like the first one of the country's and Woodland Hills and our network is seriously and yeah I, one of the country and what you do is you just walk in. Apparently, you just like somehow I haven't been there. This was my my dad told me. He was their use this all bunch of bar codes. Take it off the shelf put in your car and automatically knows. So you have to go to a register. You don't have to fucking pay you literally take shit and leave so they. So they actually the first run of this was in. Manhattan they actually did they did this store, the the the test runner whatever was in Manhattan they wanted to see if could actually work if you could get people to walk in and do it and you can. Look up the article I think it failed miserably because the lack of control of how many people they just couldn't control how many people were coming and going because what it does is it tracks via I think it was tracking view your app you have to have like the Amazon APP, and then it tracks view your pinning of your phone location services to what you're taking with you. But I think the one in Manhattan I think it was yeah. But it but fucked up failed because it just how can you control that much foot traffic at will yeah. Fuck and shit show because it was like tiny and tons of people. You Know Manhattan's a fucking nightmare sunk over the weekend I. Don't know if you saw that on the news. Oh, it's underwater. Shit. Yeah I. Well. But there's so many buildings at a lot of people. A lot of people are still above water. But now some people have underwater views which I think the lower apartments. Ironically, we're going to be worth more than higher apartments amid the right, right? So if you have a water. Gun Gondola. You say it how you WANNA say don't don't correct him. You guys if he wants to say Gondola he can say I was. Eventually I mean I working. What else do we have? What's what? By the way what is the what t.f? What does that stand for on your teddy fresh oh teddy fresh. Okay. Clothing Company. Yes I. Know I know I know you had clothing beef with somebody James charline he's a Blue Massol? He said, he said what? It's not the same thing but I saw your stuff but I'm not a fan. So I didn't copy you. That's kind of what it was like I. he said. It's totally different because my pocket is yellow. Okay well, no, it's identical. Then, he's goes. This was before the collection came out. So then unprompted, he goes youth actually one of the color ways which I hadn't yet seen he goes is actually identical to yours. I'm going to have to talk to my design team about that. Then, I never heard back and he's selling the Hoodie. His design team is just just a guy that lives with them just like I just copied it oh. Okay. Well, that's where it came from. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I mean exactly. So yeah and he's so popular. You know that he's going to sell a billion of them and Much money. That's what China does. Do China makes the best copies on earth you know what? I mean. Well, the dog is technically what he's doing isn't. Illegal. What would be illegal is to steal our logo, right? You can't copy right. You can't cut right. You can't copyright. A specific article of clothing right? So there's always people that rip you off. There's been people. This is like our most popular item on the right here and Needed just writes brothers on yours, just keep just keep combating whatever he does just do the exact opposite of it on yours I mean brotherhood would be great on across yours get rid of the teddy freshman just say brothers in the exact same font because that would be totally legal to I think you just go back and forth way who is that person I'm very I don't know that he's A makeup. He's a makeup guru on Youtube but he's he's like super fucking popular sure. Makeup Guru. That's a thing. Daddy I. WanNa be a makeup guru when I get older good businessman call. Yeah. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it's fucking tons of money and that's why the country's burning because we have people that make ten, million, a year being makeup we're not we're going deserve keep goes IRV it. How much you? How much does this person make a year for real? Money. Maybe twenty fuck off dude shoot me now that's insane. Can I be honest I am going to check him out after. Need a couple of root tips because every time I do my ruse, you can see it's uneven. So I do want to go check out this. He's got good rouge tips near. Let me ask you about this. This started a debate between all of us here you said. On CONAN. That you sleep naked, but you had this whole stigma about parents for your young saying against the naked in case, there's an emergency or the house is on fire. Mine was They'll be an earthquake because I grew up in California. Yeah. In Chicago we don't have that but but I think. There's other things for example. These guys brought up. You can't turn on the light and the car. Did you ever be told that that that it's like a legal or something? The overhead light. Yeah at night. I've never heard that in my life we all got told we can't turn the overhead light on in the car because it's illegal our parents all told the pulled over. Why would it be? Why would it be there then exactly. Yeah I. Don't know if every car manufacturer makes it if it was illegal at some will your kid What was the reason why they didn't want us to have an probably just annoying. Just, lie and say that's illegal like you're GonNa that's that's your child your parents saying you that's something you can't do it because it's annoying because you learn how to cross your eyes and you're like. Dead. He's like do that. You'll get stuck and it's a lie. You know what? I mean like they lie about fucking. They lied about everything to protect themselves like for year right I parents told me when I was a kid for years that. When I was very young kid. They told me that Santa Claus wasn't real and once you find out that Israel your fucking gross to like lie to kids. For that long that's fucked up. That's fucked up thing so. You know I just don't understand that the psyche mind. Made a promise. I've made a promise to myself I'M NOT GONNA lie I have a son now he's won over just over one eye. Let's see if I last but I really think I don't WanNa lie to him about this shit because it fucks you up because you hold it with you your whole life they make this weird little lie because you're annoying and then you know fast forward thirty years and you're walking around thinking like. That turning your car light on is illegal like one of our guys ab he's he's in his mid twenties and he's like wait that's not illegal like he literally. This Kinda Shit. You know it's Your head us I mean like but also it's weird what we remember like why that stuck out does it because there's Had, millions of shit to you and. Like with certain things will stick out and I can't tell you why like my brother, my buddies brother Josh, his older brother was a couple of years older than us and he was like. Really good athlete good looking dude like chicks loved him and I remember when we were in junior high. He had he had figured a girl and we were like, what is it like like? We were all interested to know and he I've do I vividly remember him saying like I can see the caught out of his face imaging my and he goes it feels like the inside of your cheek and I was like Whoa. So then every time I would I would like fish myself and jerk aw. That etched into my brain is like it feels like the inside cheek. That's actually not a bad description of what it is. It's all your. Off It's probably the best possible description he could have given you. Yeah, for a fucking. Dude Yeah. It's pretty right on the money. It's like sticking a finger up. Your ass. What if what if he's like dude it feels like when you put your penis in your own, Rolex we're going to try. Yeah. I don't. You got the stretch. You can't stretch and pull not that far really I've got weights I put well, yeah. Well, if you do weight training Scher I've been w indica training for years. My balls however are high in tight. You know some people have really low balls Monday the opposite I have high balls I've high tides dude I. Really like it I appreciate it because you hear people that have long nuts as they get older. Like get in the way I never get in the way because I'm able to put them on top of my Dick if I'm doing a sport activity, I lay them. Well I. put him up like that and then I tie him up to my cock if I'm like when I'm jogging a little baggie. Yeah I like my nuts on top of my penis because it just It gives me more mobility. Do you know what I mean? Chasing chasing the dog or you know playing a sport or running or you know really anything during a sit up or baking a cake That's a good ted for audience hey. Guys at home the and can you pull up the My favorite video that I don't want even give it away due to sitting in a stall. In, Oh I saw it. Why did you see it? Yeah because I'm an Internet Guy Bro but. You know what it is. If Guy Sitting at a stall couldn't possibly guy sitting installing a fight breaks out mean bus Dong. Video. All right play it how many videos will take place at a stall Oh, I've seen it come on. The one is talking about is amazing but that video is. Incredible. Those kids are fighting that poor could take shit covering up his face. I by the way I've been that Guy I've been the guy that when I was taking a shit and junior high and I never should at school i. always waited should at home the door latch you know those old bullshit door latches from school the and they never fucking worked and it literally watched it like a ghost like a fucking ghost unlash at. On the door, those doors always open. They never stayed close because the weight it's wide open and a dude was done pissing goes to wash his hands and I to I in the. Talking between my leg Oh dude it was the fucking and then I haven't pooped in public again since. Never ever never forever, I never even had an emergency. No I leave. If I've got poop to go I, got a gun at sometime can't hold it in. Yes. You can have patience if you patients and you have the mental fortitude to hold an, you can pinch and hold. Dude I made it thirty seven years I. Think I know what I'm fucking doing. The show. I don't think I have that You're more of you're more of a You're more of like a blue sky. I'm more wound tight. So I keep my shit high. I I can. I can move it up my sternum and I can log it up higher. I can keep my poop up here for really you can start up in your lungs. Yes, sir. Yes. Sir and. Food poisoning or something I mean sometimes, you really just got shake your pants. I mean. So to speak I've had food poisoning twice and both times out the mouse. Were then Poop poop and I think that's because I've communicated to my body that I don't WanNa, fuck up my poop cycle. Out. So, when I did it food poisoning I was shitting and puking out of my mouth bulls came out of my mouth. So that sounds does dramatic about figures it out, and let's show him the real and only stall video on the Internet please go ahead. Roll it. In growing. Our. That's fucking. Video my friend now here's the question. Here's the question we ask. Who says sorry? Is it the Guy Shitting or is it guy on the floor? Are Let's play to go ahead. Look. It's the guy on the. I have. I know. It's actually a third party. There's another guy. Third shooter there's a shooter. It seems as if there was another man involved to like watch how quickly he gets up off the ground I. Imagine there's a third in there who is holding him. You know like Tom Cruise when he came down on wires and mission impossible. What Is Friend was lowering him down these accelerating realize too low and he was too low and that's when he's like Oh shit he looks up and he's like Zara eastern sorry because he put them in. Let's see. Let me See how fast he gets lifted by his bud I love that clip. That's so fucking funny also do. Yeah but I think no, I think he just some people like watching people poop I don't even think it's. I think it's just it's. Human in a public place. Yeah. It's all what's wrong with watching human get rid of waste. Well, apparently, you had a problem with it when the door slope on yeah here's the here's the deal with me. If you look at the, if you think about something at face value that seems gross, he's watching a man poop. If you think about the science of it, it's pretty incredible that we can digest food take the nutrients we need and we get rid of the waste. So it's really neat. He might be a scientist that's just like. It's cool to see note pad. I didn't see a notepad. Real. Scientists keep it up here because I'm observers. Observer Yeah. That guy's really cool to watch people poop is not show you guys at home don't do it but also if you do send in the video. Hey Right? Yeah for. Oh, you know that fart sound is. Wendy Williams. I swear to God. You remember when she started on the on a program, we isolated it and we increase the audio and she was saying, Oh wasn't a fart she went on like a whole tourist being like, Oh, I remember this is sound isolated I swear up. Where to faulk that's rippin. Wow. We call remember when Williams now windy I remember when she started her when she fainted it. Would have been dope if she fainted end farted if yourself. Now, stuff but that's the cleanest. Lake it's very obvious. Ever. Page or anything that's like the. Exact. audio. Straight from our asshole my friends. I would vote for her if she ran for press, she seems like she'd be a fun president. Don't you think? You wouldn't. You wouldn't vote for when diesel. Actually entertaining the idea right now. I. See your brain doing like. It could be funny I would actually prefer her to a trump shoe I like her she would probably do lots of. Briefings talking about gossip. That'd be it would be it would be trump. It would be another kind of trump presidency, but it would be way more fun and involved. So. ooh, yeah we. Do poops he's like we're doing boob rally in Canton Ohio. Yeah. You know you go to the whoop rallies be fun. If we got three, hundred, million people the all of the United States whooping at the same time. That would end the world I bet you that. Some in the antichrist. Used to work on punked, right. Pump was the first thing I ever did that was like the first thing I did in Los Angeles. We'll get that job straight bright eyed or you already kind of reputable comedian no do not at all. I mean what happened was and he talking about it because it's my fucking passed I don't really love fuck it I. Don't know but the good stories I wrote a pilot with another guy for comedy central and. In the end we did a I've talked about this on rogue and a little bit but it was probably the most fun time I ever had was right in this like unbridled prank show for this. This dude, this the black dude from season WanNA punked Al sheer and we wrote some great fucking bits dude some really fun bit like we did this big called gangster Gardner where he went to. Belair with a three big Jack Black dudes and they just started mowing your lawn and like taking care of your your landscaping and people with these rich Belair people come out and be like what? What the fuck and then he was handed the bill and just play. Games. Show. We show up we clean up we leave you know we would officially you know and and the bit was so fucking funny. But got so race. So racist that comedy central was like we can't air it I was like you you have to fuck an era like it was so good we can be we gave people this people We gave people mayonnaise that we had put brown food coloring in and we called it Mellon Mayonnaise and we had him pitch them to a task group and they eat the sandwiches. We showed him video saying the main is they have actually has melanin in it and they were going to turn laugh like they will be blacked by the afternoon. And if you saw the fucking reaction I mean people were like I don't want to be black I don't want. A bunny. Yeah. So that was what led to punked I wrote we wrote this show me and Muniz Comedian Ian? Edwards whose fucking one of the funniest people on Earth and. In and I wrote wrote roadshow together and then punked was like do you want to write another season for us and the whatever I did it oh Yeah that's that's Kinda how worked out it was the same studio that produced for. For punk. So they were like just come right on this show because there So I did that and then. I guess you'd a bunch of other fucking Bullshit I. Guess my question was because I recall the story when Zach Braff beat the Shit at us some kid on now. Yeah. That was before my time Oh. Okay. Because I was wondering of my favorite cut should never made it was like that. Crazy. Oh Dude. Yeah I mean. You know like Like anything his name. There's a rapper who they did on the season like the second to last season. Maybe it was busted somebody Busta rhymes camp or something but they stormed into the studios back when you know like MTV was in trailer park in Hollywood with guns and share like. Tape Yeah because they because they were embarrassed about it is it's probably illegal talk about it, but I wasn't a part of it. So it was rumor anyway why? Easy. Give me the fucking tape I mean I have friends that used to produce that show. In the heyday when like When Connie a fucking freaked out and try to steal the footage back like friends at produce those seasons Yeah it was a lot of fun. It was it was it was heavy I? Mean that show you know it was it was it was fucked up was the first thing in Hollywood that I did and you know back then I, was like, yeah, I just want to get my foot in the door and do something. I didn't necessarily want to do prank because I didn't. Like prank is not my shit but I was just funny enough at Improv that they were like, oh, he'll be able to write good sketches and be good on it but but the show is fucking. It's such an evil thought to fuck with people especially because we did get approval from your friends so like whoever your friends are setting you up. You know. But at one point, it was like culturally the thing to be on that fucking show for somebody. Yeah. For sure I mean it's great entertainment but I think ultimately it is fucked and it's probably why it's still hot. But I, I'm happy to see you. Now you're on curb onscreen with L. D. himself. I was just price to sue in their the character was great. I loved the carpenter masterminding, the toilet. Well Dude actually I went out for the original thing I went out for. was a And I didn't look. ARYAN enough. That's what Larry said. But went out for this guy who ended up, it's a character. If you watch the season is the guy who has a dog named Adolf Yeah. So I went out for that that same day I went out for that because Larry had said that. Casting director had known me. She had put me in a few other projects and. And Jeff Shaffer who directed Dave the show that I'm on right now that show by the way thanks man he directed a bunch of curbs and he was like yo you'd be so good for this this this German guy, and I initially went in with this accent. Yeah no my parents are from Germany but and it was like a light accent I will not go. and Larry Afterwards we improved it and he loved it. But then he was like you just don't fucking look Aaron Enough Dude, you just look you such a fucking blue collar like Irish face you know. So he said, he was like I really WanNa use you but. Characters not at all for you and then he goes, Oh, I, have an idea I want to create some someone. To help me design these pissed toilets in. In the fucking Larry's law or whatever. Yeah. crazily enough Schafer, had shown him. I did a bit on my special about how I don't think there should be stalls in bars. Because WHO's fucking pooping at a bar. Right and it should only be urinals. It's like and if you have to, you have to go home this this whole bit I do about. hooping at the bar and. Anyway, he should Larry had seen it and was like that's so fucking crazy. We're we're trying to create this. Only thing. So when I came in for that, I'm sorry it was the same day. Larry. was like, will you just come knock this out? And I came back and we did it and he the coolest moment to moment in my career genuinely making him break in the room. Making him break live on camera was. I. Knew that probably would have happened because we were just going back and forth and back and forth but making him break the audition room was huge because I made making him break and making Julia Dreyfuss break auditioning for. For. Veep. was probably the to. Of all the things I've done for some reason, those things are just like they make you feel so good to make people like that break who are so. fucking beyond towns I mean you know. All. Yeah and she is a comedic genius like underlined genius I don't like that word but no one's funnier than her to me at living in these little. Things that she does she's a fucking she was killing me dude in the room I had audition for that show fucking nine times Griffin dude she loved me and the guy. What's his name? The fucking foreign guy? That's e P he just It never clicked he. He's okay. He didn't like the way I looked, which is nine times out of ten is all it is so many talented people go off for those shows that they have the ability, but you don't look like the character they have in their hat. So they just don't. It just doesn't work It's not that like, Oh, you didn't kill it in the room. It's like dude I fucking wipe the floor with she broke two three times and she was like get Outta here you're fucking. So anyway. Those two moments. Really, etched down working with Larry was like a dream come true I would have paid them to be on them right Now. Well, yeah I mean Seinfeld is my I like comedy. Love and so those guys are are gods and let you like, do you like Jerry or no? Like do you think? No I love Jerry. But like. I Love Jerry. I can't I'm saying it's common his stand up outside of the show late. Show. He's funny. He's funny. It's not my favorite standup because his whole Dick is kind of old school. It's like clean clean. Happy. No cursing and I'm Jerry Seinfeld Chopra suit and I am and I take this very seriously. I like it. But it's not my favorite style stand up. It's just a little old school that's because Larry. Is Larry really was Seinfeld. There's this great line. Does this wonderful documentary about the making of it? And they say that you know Larry wrote this material for his friend Larry wrote material for his girlfriend. He didn't WanNa perform it though he's I got fuck I. Don't want to perform it is Larry was like horrible on stage performer and Jerry performed Larry's material and it killed and so they realized like there was this amazing combination of Larry's material through Jerry's mouth totally and I mean That you hear that a lot about guys from generation I mean like. Robin Williams. He used to fucking take from people or pay people because they would write that. He that would come out of his mouth way better than it could out of there also notably historically stole a lot of material that was Kinda of. Yeah, a lot of people talk about that in the comedy world that he still a lot of material or he would just say I'm buying that from you go to the club and someone would have a bit and he'd be like here's one hundred bucks I'm buying that premise or whatever under lot. You could do that. He can. I'm sure they did coke together to I'm sure they would do a bunch of blow like, okay man that's mine and then they're like oh fuck. Wow Shot. Trap. But Yeah Houston. He's notorious for that Robyn was like big into like other people using other people's material and I don't want. I don't want to defame him because you know. I'm sure he's you know he would not like to hear that but You know I don't know I don't know. He's not doing anymore I'm sure he's not knowing smoking. Yeah. He's not stealing drugs and doing his own stuff on tour right now I don't know if he's back out on the road, but you never know who's backing. You know Okay. This one is this one. If you don't know about this one is going to blow your fucking head off. Okay, I'm Tom. Cruise we all love, Tom. Cruise. Famous my future husband well liked. One. Of the first people who got covid incidentally he survived he did fine on it. Wait you're talking about Tom Hanks aren't you? Own. My God I am talking about. Tell me. Start over I'm talking about Tom Hanks. Okay. Tom Cruise. Do. Let me do new inch over Tom Cruise Weirdo scientologists great actor. But very strange. Tom Hanks on the other hand. Loved by all? HUNDRED PERCENT MR AMERICA EVEN MR WORLDWIDE MR worldwide. Yeah. No that's Pitt Bull Dude fuck pit bull he's a bitch I use. You're talking you're talking ABC's number one fan dog I am Pit Bull Free I've never missed a show. So be careful how you talk about the He's Is. What That what they call themselves. Fan Base. He said, pinhead. Anyway. You know you probably know that. Tom Hanks has a son. Who looks just like 'em right Yeah. But did you know he has another son? Named Chet That's who I said. That's I know yeah. I know Chad Hayes Yeah Chet as the rapper I know him you know about you. Know about Chats Jamaican character. Yeah I saw him and he did it at the EMMYS right last year or at the yeah. Fuck I wish she didn't know about this. WHY WE'RE STILL Like Jamaican accent on. was a bad friends or something. I've done I mean I. Do I do fucking stupid fucking accents are you're you're trying to do like Irish accent or something but it sounded Jamaica Yeah Yeah That made me think of Chad Hanks who's who like the fact that this guy exists? Out there doing this is just a joy. Go ahead and play the first in. I mean how embarrassing this for for poor. A. Big Up. must've cowboy. Commons and. To. Watch? School. Man. That's all eats and felt he had to leave. Turn on the as it moved you so. I gotTa tell you. I have to be honest with you. That's the future that liberals want. So if you're if you're scared. That's what they fucked. No actually I think it's funny that they defended him. His parents were like it's fun. He's just joshing around. Him His mom did, what's her name? What's wife Tom? She publicly she wrapped like a week later she went on instagram et Google has she was doing a live rap because she was trying to be supportive. One, can I think our fucking name? Wilson is that. That's that's his look up you Wilson wraps or whatever. Wait fucking. You'll see he's from a different mom I thought from a different marriage. Oh I have no I mean well, it's a step step mommy maybe. Mom. MOM's Jamaican. OATMEAL from the island. But She from the island of Jamaica because you can be Jamaican from Jamaica Queens. So Oh, that's true. Yeah. I think is from Jamaica Queens issues. Greens. Bushveld for my father Max. I mean like, okay I'm not one that really you know would screams cultural appropriation or whatever but I mean like is this race? Is this a little bit racist to walk around doing this? No because Jamaica is an American territory I think we're kind of allowed to do that. That's not true it is. Now it is not. I mean, that's why if I wanted to Cuban accent, I can do it because it's a territory or the US Virgin Islands you want to mock them. We can so American Samoa's yeah. Yeah No that yeah if we've conquered you or like you owe us a fave were allowed to Kinda mock you a little bit. You know. ME. No I think chat I think which was trying to do I think what she was trying to do genuinely was. I've translated it. What he says he says big up. Which means what's up? And then he says methodic come a flow would monon award, which says it's means my father is well deserved and we'll get a wonderful award and then he says showed up to the island, which, of course, means Hey the Haida Jamaica. His I think his home, his home where he's from born raised and you know I think a lot of people today would say cultural Parisian but I I would just say you know. Show me. Oh Obama's birth certificate you know. How do you know chat wasn't born in Jamaica? You don't know you know what I mean Obama. They said he was from fucking Chicago or Hawaii. It's like which one is it but you know I don't really believe much anymore it was revived by the way. Really Dude Hawaii. Was Are you are you want these guys at thinks. Is kind of a suspicious place to be born. You know what? I mean, you know why they can't find it on a map. So when you fly and I think it's Japan on when you fly, you're up there for six hours and then they're like Oh my God an island appear in your diet don't fuck. No Dude, I. I really believe what they tell you. Here. Here's a clip of him ex. Oh. This is trying to pick up a dell in the Jamaican accent I. Really Genuinely think he thought Adele was gonNA. Hit him up. Play this. Dead then. Jim No semi appre from long time but optimus the Pixel object. Sweet me. Tell my girl your style. Be Your say. And I'll claimed do canoe translate that one? Yes. On the first one. He said big up to big up to Adele which means, Hey, what's up Adele? Right? He says That fit Nana which means you've lost a lot of significant amount of weight and wait. Wait why do you actually heard that or have you wait not? Yeah he said one hundred fifty. Which means you've lost a significant amount of weight and darn. You look good weight down say that part again Jamaica part one and in a fit Magana you can't. You can't go any slower than that. One hundred Ghana yeah. Okay. Got It. Men. And then at the end he said. He said A quarterback of new. Which means which means I'm trying to ruin my father's life. Was Exactly. What did he say at the very oh it he puts on her song and as speaking in Chat Chat, is he back? And Yeah there's one where he's trying to explain. Big. Up Ethan from h three, the Chinese. There's a clip of him trying to explain he goes look. Do we have this clip in he goes oh? Look. It's just like most what he's like snowboarding just mostly white people is just like that. Oh that make sense. Now, when I logged at in, I thought now said he said. He says during the Jamaican accent is just like most people who snowboarder white is just most people that. Do the Jamaican accent making her black. Understand that like snow showers. Right. Who's WHO's more likely to eat a croissant for breakfast, a black person or white person Yeah, does that mean black people can't have them. No certainly, not who would say that in idiot that's what I'm saying Chattanooga's brought. Fluent. Here, we've got it. I. Love This Guy Yeah. He's a legend. We love. I got no audio though this. One. More time. No watching fears month your time soon, call. The one. was that a threat what he say your time soon, com yeah. Your time your time. No. He was saying that to everyone who's trying become an influence or he's saying you must you income saying like? Woke up to the Internet, going off this morning saying like a lot of people were following him and then he says. Then, he's basically saying if you're in the game like I am and you're trying to influence or like I am your time will come. Oh, I, see. I know yeah. Yeah I mean honestly he I've spoken spoken. Chattanooga's now. This is my second semester at USC, taken. and. I think I'm doing pretty good. The the bummer with that guy is genuinely. A mental health issue. Like January this is actually like a mental health day because. You know he knows it's stupid to do it but now he's done it. So long that he's like mid, he's committed. So it's a mental health issue. But. He's on well yeah he's on well poor. Chazan. How do you live in the shadow of? Of Woody from toy story it's almost yeah I, mean come on. I. got. A nice. Tight sack to. Do that's funny. You say that remember I told you about wrapping the balls on top. Yeah. Tom Because his he has long balls. He told me I. I saw him at the Golden Globes that year Montana and he said. He said he could wrap has nuts over his dick like mine, and then go back around again to. See. That's not high and tight though you gonNa have long groupers for that procedure. No but he but because of that, then it comes around Nice high in tight you know what I mean and they. Are. Like Oh my God dude. Got Pain looking at you doing Chet Chet told me that she was like. One Tam. Hung it up. Around a candidate and speedy like. Shoutout put the island. You making I wanNA know how Jamaicans feel about that. I would love to hear from a Jamaican I have a feeling. We don't sound anything like that. You know the like this guy I mean maybe they will actually that's what am I saying they don't have Internet down there. They don't even know what happens Never See. there's one last thing I wanted to ask you about. Your to you know you inspired me to go on Tiktok I have to say and I love Tiktok now because luck and fond man because you posting like podcast clips here and your own little own little Videos, and got on here and I'm having so much fun. Are you scared the trump is gonNA kill Tiktok now. I don't know if I just say this to your audience or not. But I had a conversation with de about it because he so donald and I. Are Buds I don't even know how to say were good buds right and he calls me every so often and he asked me about he was like which do about the talk and I was like brother leave it alone and he's like, but the Goddamn Chinese Brian and I and I said I know I know but it's just such good content and I sent him a couple of from Tiktok and I think he's GonNa. Leave it alone. Would send him. I sent him I sent him to different talks. I sent him Charlie Demilio. Girl right chart. I sent her doing a pretty basic terrible white girl thing. Just a dance and I was like this has millions of views. You can't take away and he was like, I, don't like it. It's gross and then I was like She's underage and he goes love it I'm gonNA leave it up. Probably, just as Yeah, was like seventeen he he goes to she foreign and I said you can pretend she s and he loved it. So I think he's gone us good. Thank you will and you save. TIKTOK. Thank you so on single handedly. Saved it is fun I. Love It. Yeah. I used to talk for so long and when I finally got on there and started doing it I was like this is great and You know why you should talk it. We both did I bet for the same reason because we're the same age and. It's something that our generation is that it's not like the. I don't know there's something about it that just go. It's just not for me maybe because I don't follow those kind of trends, but then you see it and you go. Yes, it is. This is just funny well is fun I thought it was just like underage girls dancing 'cause that's kind i. think I think that was the beginnings and then it became the my favorite shit is fucking is like watching people take a clip an audio clip and then do them doing it. You know. I just think that's really fun to. have. You seen the Babu's no. A whole fucking community of people that just lip sync Baba. Buoy. Bubble. Al.. Cracks me up did when you're gonNA hear go just look up Babu. Stupid. There's literally channels that just all they make is Bob content and they have like a million followers. It's awesome. It's incredible. and. So crazy can you can't monetize it though, right can you Yeah they they did this thing the the Creator Fund. which if you don't have enabled, you should I mean, it's not much money but you make a Lotta Cheddar on the side. Have Them I don't really have. I have I don't have a lot of. I don't even know I. Don't really I mean I made like a hundred bucks and like the last ten days. So you know what I'm saying it's not exactly life changing money dude I say that but someone at home is like that's I could use one hundred hundred bucks. And we say this and we say this Ethan as multi multi multi multi millionaire multi. Can Care about you let Jank it spit in your fucking mouth and I would walk by and not even look. We're so disconnected with what's going on I fucking flew here to the studio. It's a mile from my house I took flight dude that's a little I. Give a fuck about the common man, maybe your dope. Become Super Rich I'm going to buy an island and you know he even had like this weird little like. Alter Room Loo- it looked like human sacrifice went down and do you know what I'm saying you're talking about that one building I just feel yes hold on I'm not done. Ryan Island is by an island. I'm going to build a weird little Sacrificial Altar. Inside is an Nintendo sixty four with Mario Kart and that's all you do in their. Tight. Just, I just bring your homes. And Play Mario Sixty four no windows though. No windows black black I want crazy conspiracy theories. But then when I die or whatever get rid by FBI, just sixty four with Mario Kart. What about you don't WANNA have golden they're just I mean that's you gotTa have something else. You know what I mean I think it's more interesting if it's like they're the only found was I mean golden as good I'm not GonNa dispute you there though. It's just I mean we've got a system here in the studio we've got we've got snacks we've got. In our snacks right now is. Super Mario and there's mortal combat over there. and there's two more games underneath my dad's semi are snatched me and my sister in law this away. I. Was like years original. It still works still works just what's up man you know what I mean they just don't make them like they used to. I know I know the the what do they call this? The Expo the. xbox xbox daybreak they get the red thing the red ring of deaths and You know PS. Playstation can't get it together. They keep making new ones. That's how shitty they are there unlike six now because he just stick it out, you know you didn't you didn't have fucking intendo sixty five they did it once and they did it right. So pay man brother these companies are bullshit. They don't know what they're fucking. Man You know well, Andrew. Yes. It's been It's been a joy. Dude I. Loved it. Took me on an interesting. It's been real nice to finally meet you. I'm a I'm a big Fan and and I think it's fantastic I. Love to have you on again. It Oh dude I appreciate you and I want you to come bad friends we actually have Bobby and I were talking about it. We've just integrated guests because we've got dropped down paneling. So they can be separate from US and has already bored of each other. No actually, we initially never wanted guests and then it just of came up like, would it be fun to try in our twenty ninth episode and then we did and we liked it a little bit and now we just want to have on guests like once in a while that we just enjoy. We don't WanNA fulfill. We don't WANNA fill guests. every week because it's just not what we want to do. But we're like once in a while it'd be fun to just have Iran just a random like I just like the idea of just like week after week no guest and then they just get one pop up for fun while it'd be honored. I mean I love you guys both Bobby. Bobby great he's awesome and Yeah I mean be great. I was watching the clip of the fucking the BB gun dude. That was the funniest fucking thing I'm John. As I fucking brought that into the studio I. Knew it was bad idea. You can't bring that shit around me now. I know. I don't know if you know Iki crashed are fucking mobility scooter I. Don't know if you've ever saw that clip like. He's literally just a psychopath. Yeah, yeah. There's holes in our ceiling in our walls I mean when we're done with this studio, it's in really bad shape two of the doors fell off in one of the winter. Right. So we're in trouble when we have to turn this in the keys were going to have to skip town I'm GonNa go to Mexico. I land by, them hopefully. He had a sixty to call it by the way. Rape Island. Oh okay cool. Yeah. Well bad friends is I'm happy to see is doing really good and it is awesome. It's a podcast so. Watch that and then I do whiskey. Ginger is my own solo one that I do with random guests and fucking watch US and watch you and then when you come over to our little studio when everything is good and ready when you guys feel safe and or or bring your son if you're your son do it if you could just set up your kid and He can't talk but. It would be funny if Bobby pointed a gun at him. Yeah. I mean. I like you say he can't talk. Bobby can't. Also. It's like. People don't know this. It's really weird I. Don't know if I should put this out to the world but bobby actually is so has such bad broken English that we have to overdubbed him that's. His voice no no, he speaks. I languages Korean obviously, and so we have someone in come in every week to do kind of a character voice right? That makes sense I mean I didn't know that was original. Yeah. The original but but thank you for having me. Yes. Was Great I'm I'm it's It's very cool. What you guys are doing over. There is very funny and Zach Stop Faking Guitars in Yup get your life together Dan I will see you at the manhole tonight. Sick Dude. Then thanks man appreciate it our guys later. Bye. Thank you.