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A Nuanced Approach to Insider Threats
"Joining us. This week is john. Ford managing director of global government services and insider threat risk solutions at mandy and our conversation centers on his experience with effective insider threat programs from both the technical and human perspective with twenty years of experience in the fbi before joining mandate john ford gained extensive knowledge from bringing to justice some of the world's most notorious cybercriminals knowledge which informs his approach to solving today's most pressing security issues. Stay with us. My career started almost twenty eight years ago. I was a police officer by career. Starting law enforcement in austin texas and in nineteen ninety eight. I joined The fbi and through that time as you imagine we went through everything you can imagine with nine. Eleven and the changes that evolved within the bureau. I went to cyber and i was one of the first agents out there to really start. Cyber task forces in the bureau moved to headquarters where worked in what was called the special technologies and applications office. so that's where we were looking at horizon technologies and horizon events that we might need to plan and prepare for. In in the event that those would come to fruition promoted again when out to san antonio was a cyber supervisor out here and then promoted again and was leading our four deployed operations in informed space with our our country partners overseas so specifically working at cyber again so and then at some point decided to make the jump to the private sector. Yeah retired in two thousand eighteen and joined mandate came over director working in government solutions and actually actually see on both sides actually selling the commercial and the government side of the
Real vs Urban Legends
"This podcast was inspired by mike. Who sent me an email. Asking are true mysteries of the pacific northwest. Nothing more than urban legends inspired by a book. I checked out from the rogue valley metaphysical library and trying to answer that question. The book was written by an authority. Who shall remain nameless. The book contains some events that are no more than a figment of someone or an urban legend. Like the dog that ate a tiny cell foam and every time someone called stomach would rain. Some were started by celebrities like mickey rooney claiming that he had influence walt disney to call his cartoon mouse mickey mouse. Then there's urban legend about elvis presley giving a harley davidson motorcycle to actor james dean. Well sorry. none of these happened before. I reveal my favorite urban legends. I need to explain how i separate real and true from something invented by a person with an ulterior motive or an urban legend occasionally. I do find a witness or participant to an event that can't be explained away and are willing to talk about it but that's the exception not the rule. Most people are reluctant. Admit that they saw ghost or heard strange laughter when they were home alone for fear of being ridiculed. When event is brought to my attention or intrigued by a story on the internet my search for sources begins. I'll start with the photograph of a pterodactyl that appeared on the internet that allegedly dates back to the american civil war in eighteen. Sixty four courting to the story behind the mystery. Image giant flying creature was shot down by soldiers around eighteen sixty four. near the city of vicksburg. The story says it's soldier said the creature was like some kind of unknown bird monster in a surprising. Twist of the story. A second photograph appeared on the internet. That showed a similar scene. A pterodactyl surrounded by men in front of a barn. Now the people. I talked to when i contacted. Authorities said several newspapers in virginia said that one photograph in front of the barn was fake. Now if you drop me. A line kit k. chrome g mail dot com. I'll send you a copy of the two photographs. You can decide for yourself in my research. I found that the photograph of the pterodactyl matched one. That was seen by somebody in eugene oregon just a few years ago about twenty eleven
MVP Nikola Jokic Ejected, Suns Sweep Nuggets 125-118
"Phoenix advance to the Western Conference finals for the first time in eleven years this after it defeated feisty Denver one twenty five one eighteen Chris Paul was game high with thirty seven Iran always been you know sweet for me I've always had a grinding I like that mentality and now this always been who I've been in a state where the nuggets did their best to remain competitive after M. V. P. big man to call your coach was ejected in the third quarter after being whistled for a flagrant two I don't know it is it happened so it is does does probably shorten it's not true did you know that it changes so it is what it is yep you still came through with twenty two points to go with eleven rebounds first Morton Denver
South Africa's Higgo Wins Palmetto Championship at Congaree
"Twenty two year old Garrick Higo was broken through for his first PGA tour win in just his second start coming from behind to close out the pal metro championship at Congaree in South Carolina just gone to another level now so I'll just see what my game can do I enjoy playing and seeing you know what my game does in a way it takes me the south African posted a final round sixty eight to finish eleven under and then watched as a third round later Chesson Hadley struggled through the closing holes ending with the final hole bogey they gave him a closing seventy five and drop them into a six way tie for second one shot back at ten under the wind was he goes third victory in this last four tournaments the other two winds coming on the European tour I'm Graham make us
Pederson Homers in 3rd Straight Game, Cubs Beat Cards 7-2
"Jack Peterson homered for the third straight game in the cubs put together a five run second in a seven to trouncing the cardinals Ian happ put the cubs ahead with a two run blast in the second and Sergio Alcantara added a solo blast in the third Kyle Hendricks tossed six solid innings for a sixth consecutive victory at Chicago seventh in its last eleven games no one are not and Paul the young hit home runs for the cardinals who have dropped ten of twelve to fall to five hundred for the first time since April twenty eighth John Gant was chased in the second inning and felt a form for I'm Dave Ferrie
Embiid, 76ers Beat Hawks 127-111 to Take 2-1 Lead in Series
"Joel Embiid scored twenty seven points in the seventy Sixers rode a dominant third quarter two or one twenty seven one eleven victory over the hawks the Sixers took a two one lead in the Eastern Conference finals and ended at Lana's thirteen game home winning streak Tobias Harris had twenty two points and Ben Simmons added eighteen for the Sixers who led by five before outscoring the hawks thirty four nineteen in the third period and the test Simmons with the catalyst in their big third quarter are you still involved well you got needs new should be a question this works because that's a lot of streets those Russian armed with the way of their garden so that's one should you be aggressive birds go on the engine down Trae young when it landed with twenty eight points game four is Monday night in Atlanta on the ferry
Mitchell Has 37, Jazz Beat Clippers 117-111 for 2-0 Lead
"The jazz jumped onto a two games to none lead when they defeated the clippers one seventeen one eleven Donovan Mitchell led the way with thirty seven points Mitchell was fifteen of twenty nine from the floor including six of twelve from beyond the arc Utah led by thirteen at the break but a Reggie Jackson three pointer gave LA a one oh one ninety nine lead that's when the jazz went to work with a fourteen to to run good for a one thirteen one oh three advantage with three oh seven to go the series resumes on Saturday in Los Angeles I'm Bruce Morton
Amazon Hiring 1800 Canadians
"Today. Want to tell you a little about the latest announcement from amazon about their hiring in canada and part of these hires that they're looking for is to go to support the development of lexi and more of the features here in canada. It almost seems like on a monthly basis. There's a new announcement so this one that they just put out says at amazon is higher eighteen hundred new corporate and tech employees in canada in two thousand twenty one and well already halfway through the year so there looking to hire eighteen hundred people between Now needed ear and it includes vancouver and toronto tech hubs as to the key locations. And here's a rather interesting piece about the story is that they're using a new recruiting program to help find the candidates. Find the best fit at amazon. So it's sort of reversed. Essentially what happens is amazon would offer candidates choice. And then they reversed the process. Instead of having job applicants do their own research about which teams they would like to join the as teams pitch the future employees with the rules. They have open so the bottom line is if you are interested in working for amazon there are lots of openings right now. Amazon currently employs twenty three thousand full and part time employees in canada and that includes facilities in bc ontario berta manitoba and quebec and Between twenty ten twenty nineteen amazon invested more than eleven billion dollars in the infrastructure in
Bucks Blow Big Lead, Then Rally to Edge Nets 86-83 in Game 3
"The box blew a big early lead look like they were headed for another series loss but then got a late bucket from drew holiday to beat the nets eighty six eighty three holidays driving lay up with eleven seconds to go give the bucs a one point lead Khris Middleton added two free throws he had a team high thirty five points Jana sought a couple had thirty three Kevin Durant had thirty for the nets his desperation three at the horn bounced out the nets now hold a two one series lead they battled back from a twenty one point first quarter deficit check Freeman Milwaukee
Medicare Copays for New Alzheimer's Drug Could Reach $11,500
"A new drug it's been shown to reduce clumps of plaque in the brain could become the most costly medication covered by Medicare add your home from drugmaker Biogen is the first new Alzheimer's medication in nearly twenty years the company's price the intravenous medication at fifty six thousand dollars a year a new analysis from the Kaiser family foundation says the cost of the drug would raise Medicare premiums broadly and that some older patients could be looking at co payments of about eleven thousand five hundred dollars annually Medicare hasn't made a formal determination on covering at your home the Kaiser report estimated that it just happened million Medicare recipients are prescribed the drug it'll cost the program nearly twenty nine billion dollars a year the drug has sparked controversy over its price tag and questionable benefits several members of an FDA advisory panel that oppose the drug resigned over the agency's decision to approve it I'm Jennifer king
US Image Abroad Has Rebounded Since Biden Took Office
"A new survey found the United States image around the world has improved since president Joe Biden took office a pew research center survey conducted in sixteen countries found that favorable ratings of the United States have started to rebound after declining considerably during Donald trump's presidency growing as much as thirty percentage points since last year in nations like France and Germany the majority of the citizens six in ten expressed confidence in president Biden to quote do the right thing in world affairs in France a seventy four percent of the public say they have confidence in Biden compared with just eleven percent for trump the survey found many nations are skeptical of the U. S. a majority across the sixteen countries say the U. S. democracy used to be a good example but has not been in recent years Jennifer king Washington
What Does 'Clean Beauty' Mean to Victoria Beckham?
"A lot of conversation. I don't think i'm telling you you of anything. New about clean what that means because it is very malleable in the industry. What does it mean to victoria beckham when myself and sarah decided to do this runaway brainstorming. Why do we wanna do this. Why don't we want to do this with one of the giants in It was because claim was very important and when we were discussing it when i was trying to educate myself you know is a real gray area. I of the new york. I was walking around the department stores and the iras approaching the people that was a different makeup just announced. Just like my. Yeah exactly yeah touchy just trying to do a little bit of base you know coming up to the different counters. You must have been some day for the the people while. It was very interesting when i was asking. You know about what ingredients are in different products. People didn't really know doom a lot of time and a lot of research to really get my head around a Around that subject. And i was putting lots of really nasty stuff on my face. I'm i didn't realize to be honest with you. And so then. I realized that we already onto something very interesting. And the challenge for the development team was held. We create the ultimate in luxury beautiful formulas products that really work on products. Perform foreman do what we need. had we had we create that without compromising but taking out these dangerous products. Yeah taking out taking up things that are not great for you and and to be clear. The fda bans only about eleven ingredients and in the eu. The inky legislation bans about eighteen. Hundred right round. So it's a very different set of standards that were dealing with so in the us. The idea of clean is quite a bit more Resonance and unnecessary than it actually is in the
US Officials Extend Expiration Dates on J&J Vaccine Doses
"The FDA's extended the expiration date on Johnson and Johnson's coronavirus vaccines Johnson and Johnson says review by U. S. regulators concluded that their vaccine shots remain safe and effective up to four and a half months that's six weeks longer than the expiration date on millions of doses that state officials warned might expire before they could be used the company says the data was based on ongoing studies Johnson and Johnson's vaccine was highly anticipated because of its refrigeration requirements in one and done formula but only about eleven million Americans have taken that shot compared to a hundred and twenty nine million who received two doses of either five zero Madera Jennifer king Washington
JBS Paid $11 Million to Ransomware Hackers
"Early last week. The world's biggest meat processing company j b s was hit with a ransomware attack. Now we know what the company paid the hackers eleven million dollars. According to a gps executive the wall street journal says the company paid in bitcoin and according to the f. b. i. russian-speaking. Gang is responsible for that cyber
The Abundant Provision of God (Deuteronomy 15:4)
"Deuteronomy chapter fifteen verse. Four and then verse eleven. I i four. God says but there will be no poor among you for the lord will bless you in the land that the lord god is giving you fern inheritance to possess. So that's i four. And then deuteronomy chapter fifteen verse. Eleven says for there will never cease to be poor in the land. therefore i command you. You shall open wide your hand to your brother to the needy and the poor in your land so put these verses together. Clearly god is telling his people especially as they go into the promised. Land care for one another provide for one another guard against poverty. In one another there will be no poor among you god desired for all of his people to be plentifully supplied for. And you see in. God's law all kinds of provisions to keep people out of poverty to rescue people from poverty which is why when you get to chapter fifteen verse eleven god acknowledges that there will be things in the sinful broken world the result an poverty and so god commands his people. You shall open wide your hand to your brother to the needy and the poor in your land. What a phrase open wide your hand to the poor to those in need
Meat Company JBS Confirms It Paid $11M Ransom in Cyberattack
"Hi Mike Rossi you're reporting meat company JBS confirms it paid eleven million dollars in ransom in a cyber attack Brazil based at JBS SA the world's largest meat processing company said Wednesday it paid the equivalent of eleven million dollars to hackers who broke into the company's computer system late last month confirmation of the ransomware payout came from the company's US division on may thirty first JBS said it was the victim of a ransomware attack JBS said it made the payment even though the vast majority of its facilities were operational at the time the FBI attributed the attack to revolt a Russian speaking gang that has made some of the largest ransomware demands on record in recent months hi Mike Rossio
Privacy Skills, Jobs and Recruitments With Jared Coseglia
"Janet welcome to the show. Thank you so much for having me. It's an honor to be here. I appreciate it. Thank you so you started to help people in privacy placements as early as two thousand ten. So how did you get into this privacy field. Yeah i came to it. Through e discovery actually in the early stages of my career prior to starting true staffing partners worked almost exclusively in e discovery and you discovery is downstream way right in the information governance life cycle as it relates to data in its journey through this world to eventual litigation investigation and so it became clear to me that around two thousand eleven. Two thousand twelve privacy was now becoming a concern that everybody had to deal with and they were dealing with it as far downstream as e discovery. So like the discovery practitioner. I was looking to move further left in the process. Right the further you move left with your clients the further you move towards the origination of data and the original holders of data the more opportunity you have to influence what happens to that data in all the talent that supports the management massaging. That data downstream. So it was just an organic really matriculation. I left from discovery to governance to privacy insecurity and that sticky intersection between what will call legal and technology has been what i'm most interested and passionate about in really at a broad level of had to use one word to describe the kind of opportunities in people i represent. It would be
Astronaut Handovers at the International Space Station
"That the commercial crew program has begun flying crews a forum on us commercial spacecraft. The full crew of the international space station has expanded to seven people. This is innovation now bringing you stories behind the ideas that shave our future to ensure that the international space station is continuously staffed with astronauts and cosmonauts a new crew now launches and arrives at station before the prior crew returned to earth this results in a short period of time where there are more crew than usual on board as of april. Twenty twenty one. The station had seven permanent crew quarters or personal spaces for astronauts to sleep and work during their. Stay so how to eleven. Astronauts share the seven crew quarters when the new crew arrives. They don't crew members work with flight controllers to identify temporary campout locations in modules with the least activity during the handover period for those few days. The station is bustling as new crew. Members familiarized themselves with their home in space and crew members preparing for their return to earth. Spend time packing cargo and doing refresher training for
"eleven j" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show
"GONNA help you. Hi I have a No, we don't care why does on connect what's that? Having a went out there and covert and coming back the first of next month hopefully holes. Yeah okay. I thought. So thanks. All right. Make sense breath ability billion the holes that goes right through and gives you cova. Did Not skip a beat. I. Could be. Right through the holes. You'll think well, if you were well, here's the thing. If you're taking a cheese mask, you wouldn't want to you Steve. This person here has covid. You don't you're this far away from them with of cheese would you not want them to have on their mouth? What would you say? Swiss without a doubt? There you go. That's why they do it. was here. Timothy Chris Casper. So I put a press release right said by. Presley saying Hey Because of the situation with the dairy farms here, we're not doing Swiss cheese during Cova there's a press release Oh. Okay. I. Believe it. Not me I look at that and say, wait a minute the holes whether about the holes right? You're you're willing to scratch at that deeper layer. Did they subway employees confirm that? Yes. A subway subway employee says they're no longer offering Swiss. Cheese because quote the holes not quote the holes quote. Yes. Is it. Right. Asked asked whether subway journalists yes. The employees? I. Don't know how she could have been a VP for all I know right? We don't know. She can high up just visiting random subway we know who that is. Right, we don't know again. We don't know. The other thing is people were saying once again as you did with birthdays and other stuff and I said, my mom was a fast typist said, my mom is a fast typist tried to Tommy again with the MOMS. She was you took some heat for that social media. SARS is endless game where you try I. Don't really understand that your alive I mean I don't really understand. Well, she probably typed slower than your mom how many words your mom type probably like twenty five or thirty go that's all I wanted to hear. Thank you. Well. Anything else Steve as we wrap up a day one. Just reading the, there's a reddit thread that was started over the summer about those. Swiss cheese at subway we don't carry. Swiss or Cheddar cheese everyone asks for it. We have American Cheese provolone pepper Jack Shredded Mozzarella and Monterey Jack she like Pepper Jack. It's a little overrated. I can eat pepper Jack, but it's not I can pretty much eat any cheese like I'm that's one of the things I'm pretty on board with Pepper Jack to me is what is it? It's the. It's just got a little pepper in it. Yes. To Spice I. Don't need my cheese to to be too busy. I. Think that cheese. Cheeses and Pepper Jack are a little overrated eastern spicy. All eat something spicy cheese just to play its role get in there leaving alone. Don't be crazy. You know you got a role to play. fullback depends. There are some cheeses aren't role players like a nice aged Gouda cheese. It's going to kind of bring together cheese played with some crack. That's true. Well, look it depends where you get it running. You know if he goes Smith's it's different. Yes. Caresse top level cheese talking I. Mean we're Taiwan. Again Dismiss US, she's Some kind of I'm not sure by the way we're going to be far I Smith's country cheese or we have to stop. Maybe. All right. Do you think that's possible reach out to him I didn't realize we're going to be close to Western mass right? Western mass is all one. Fuck entities have farm in like if you're if you're west of what? Brighton. It's all. I. Think. Once you get past worcester you really like just it's nowheres Ville. Yeah. You know and then it's just a strange. Amherst, which is three starts the confederate flags. Thousand driving. All right. Well, thanks the obviously thinks great sponsors. And congratulations to the winners. Unbelievable. We'll have an eleven very happy defense eleven very happy. Manifestation hundreds of thousands of disappointing. Well. We'll find out tomorrow another chance. We do it all again, the suspense builds and builds and builds, and there's going to be huge just one. But that's where the fun begins. When despera- desperation starts playing go ahead the guy who was the first to say would off the unclean bathroom floor now says, if we don't can of beans and a couple of hot dogs in the toilet bowl, he will eat it out of the toilet urinating there i. I'm sure he's going to send me an email shortly after the show. He's willing now who is willing to do it? That's just one. Oh well, thanks to them in data we will talk to you the more. This was pretty reprehensible I I don't know how it can be anybody's idea of humor..
"eleven j" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show
"Is he a doctor Isn't an honorary doctorate? Well, yeah, I, mean. Honorary doctorate why don't you have an honorary doctorate but want to work on that? Means in there I don't run a college was your small college in the math area. the closest. One would be university main for Kent University of Maine Right? there. Yeah. If I got an honorary doctor. Could I then take over lance men practice? It depends on what your honorary doctorate azan about in abortion G. O. he does also you know other abortion sciences. Yeah. Well, he's just your basic general which mccalla work vaginal work I don't even think you need a doctorate to do abortions thank Dr like the Democrats have changed it. Dental hygienist they do in our the Democrats wanted like you can just like like the self serve checkout stopshop yourself you walk in there they hand you something. Then, you get out of there I think. I could've sworn. A doctor's. DACHSHUND somehow we inevitably come back around abortion. You're telling the story about Dr, Jill Biden. Oh that surprise me so. She wasn't there wasn't there a clip on MSNBC OR CNN at the start of the pandemic where somebody was like we need to listen to doctors like Jill. fucking more on. She seems fine. Yeah. I would have said that until the presidential campaign she seems to be the one who is most guilty of elder abuse here you think. She's totally complicit in all this and you know what? What did she know about the hundred thousand files master of Education We think he knows a lot about her. Son's crack smoking. I think she knows quite a bit about the the Biden family business. The crack smoking doesn't I don't care about that I care about I would care about that when somebody was foreign policy. Enrich. The bite but that's the problem though. And of course, I mean the crack smoking does factor into the question of why was Hunter Biden making that much money true from Ukraine like that's the that's the one thing that no one has been able to answer like we know he was making an inordinate amount of money from breast y right? If influence peddling wasn't part of it then why what did he do that created value for that company is you're always. The weird family member always kicking around these situations but it's Roger Clinton there billy Carter obviously trump's got a million family members of the administration like why is it? I guess with with George W Bush he was the weird the black sheep of the family, right? Yeah. Yes. That's I mean there's always someone who clings on I guess Obama Not really right Well, he distanced himself from his brother. What's true I think they had real issues but I mean like you know what would what? Why is that? I guess it's just like anything else right. If you the position of power people can come in and suck up here. Yeah. I think politics attracts a certain type of person in the first place. Yeah that's true and it's all. It's all built on favors in loyalty and leverage. Yeah. I suppose we'll. We'll play the parody. Song is a good parody song or no. The singer kind of socks. That's a tease right there man this episode is brought to you by magic spoon expose back this week Steve even the magic have. Yes I'm a frosty guy it'd be frosty Gino Ariza? Cocoa. Yeah fruity and blueberries well. This is the cereal that cuts down on carbs sugar I. Don't think we got what tweet tweet actions. People Love Magic Spoon. Yeah. They're back so again. I would guess by the time we'd lost him we the magic smooth. Now you you have all hopefully reort if not going.
"eleven j" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show
"My Ass. I will eat his asshole out I before I got the foot from scratch. That's not true. Thousand percent. True. Thousand percent I feel like you'd find. You'd find a third option. The option the point of fucking ahead in there in fine with. All the way down to was Gerber food, and he was a baby. Versus. Djerba. Gerber. Herber Gerber food versus Scott. Hanson putting our foot on my fucking feet and toes or she washed her feet now I don't care. What did we? When did you? When did the foot things start Moore's the digest hate feet I just don't like feet. One hundred. Is Definitely Hundred Oh. It's definitely hundred pat I guess fight anywhere now to see it but. It was it was posted on. Anymore really who justin. Yeah Oh shabby talking with eating his asshole them. This was a hypothetical, right? Okay good. Protective. Meeting his artistic license you you again that's that's that's not how it works these getting pleasure odd think by get the right spots. Oh, in that case, especially when the is for him, he's having some free those he's watching fucking the phantom menace and boom music a better than that. So, go ahead. Yes. Hundred hundred foot job. Apparently. It was posted on the website of a Chinese billionaire, WHO SOMEHOW IT business with Steve Bannon skits weirder. It just gets weirder Steve Bannon shop again. Yeah. So it's it's a blurred version of the video. I've seen pictures basically. So this this Chinese billionaire apparently is a longtime critic of the Chinese Communist Party Okay and his whole thing is the Chinese government has all kinds of this information and it's part of their plan to weaken the United States because they'll have blackmail material over Biden available to embarrass him and. It's a pretty embarrassing video. The is legitimately smoking crack and getting pleasure at the same time in the win. This was No I don't think so. Getting a job like a minute right in the video. Yeah I still. Jackie does he? Did, not watch it that closely girl. I. I think. That the the sex is less important politically than the stuff that evolves Joe Biden directly. To. Right believable early would be with Matt who wouldn't be in the media know when they bind literally get beginning of foot woman sharing crack with Hunter Biden and on the phone making a deal for Ukraine for like ten billion dollars and twitter get rid of it in black face. Get. Like literally getting rid of. Say. It would done new still blocked out of their twitter account. Feels I post credits because they have not capitulate. Exactly. Yeah. which is you know the other people in media and the perfect like regular world you'd think they would rally around that. Yes except for. On pulled actually will actually have rallied around it. Should rally around in a in a way like occasionally these journalists will go to jail for not naming their sources. All the Broucek marks fucking loser shit, which is good. Here. It's like, yeah. Good. Fuck. Them Fuck that newspaper Fuck, those people like you are insane. Yeah. You should look at the Washington. Post. Column I. Think I re tweeted it but. There's a L-, The Washington Post column those the Guy In there says, even if this isn't Russian disinformation, we should act like it is. NBC News Story I forgot the Senate to you. This morning and I said, this is the new pizza. Gate. It was basically just ignore it. Don't look at it again. I don't know if everything's true or not. All I know is nobody's denying any no method nobody. Can we start there at least but the Bob Linski the other night confirms the China stuff and he was a business partner to that there's another former Biden business partner who's in jail right now who has independently from the New York Post it has done given documents to Peter Schweitzer who again I know he's a conservative guy, but it's all in the documents. It's clear that the Biden family was trying to monetize and profit from Joe's office led the big man. Maybe. He's definitely the big man I think. What I get a kick out of his them saying, well, no look at look at Joe's taxes. You know clearly all this. Illegally obtained money through the. Hat is a job on this time. He released twenty years of taxes is like Oh yeah. Call on his tax returns says illegal China, money. I keep I ever I think Biden's going to win. I see like yesterday on Youtube. Trump was giving a live speech in Ohio and I think when I was watching it seventy six thousand people were watching it up on Youtube live. Almost a million people have watched it. I mean if Biden did that it will be like Justin watching fucking star. Wars. Cross. tediously awful history show. We haven't I mean you can fucking pay me to watch that he's in Bangor right now who is president trump? I News New Hampshire today too right yeah. He he added quick stop to go pick up that one congressional district. He did last time around in the Hillary went three last time. You think that's right. Susan Collins GonNa win what are people telling you I think Susan does pulled out what's going to be close we'll be but I think Sarah Gideon hurt herself by shutting down the Maine Legislature for seven months so she could campaign like they haven't had a vote since corona virus started. True Yeah I could not a great look. Yes I mean I I I think trump's now back to thinking trump's GonNa win. I'm all over the place here and I am as well. I think it's either going to be a clear trump victory election-night or it's going to be protracted and the Democrats. Steal it. That's going to be a mess. It's going to be a mess. What else is going on? The Salad News, we have well I've got a parody song. Oh, any good and I also have a I have a prank phone call that Tim and Canton submitted that I think he thinks was going to be really funny but it's more just like a look into just absolute madness mad I have a question for you regarding Tim from game maybe they'll do it right now I have a photograph. I think it's the only photograph. That's left in the world of mice the famous suburban by masturbate in the backseat of. It only gives you a side of the car. There's no license plate. Could timken take that make something out of it. In what do you mean what just in his world he? He's calling my grade school yeah. He want that piece of information. you see the tire run with it with the find the suburban who probably tape it in his little scrapbook and masturbate. He's he's he's you know he's a bloodhound Zena, go find it and sit in the back seat. Oh, you think just with no license plate. Number on that. Be there. Is there I don't know if you get an expert to blow without hires really wouldn't help. Maybe, the VIN numbers in there. If you bought the picture far enough I don't no doubt it. is even worth it then or no she's dangled in front of him I use dangled them. I think you could probably sell it at the vfw autographed. Picture as well. So you could auction it off man maybe actually look teenager mob both Hansen's I've ever looked at pictures maybe what it was at the peak. At full beautiful head of hair All right. So this is interesting because just nuts is okay. So the the premise of this is that tim is trying to get himself tickets to the VFW show where.
"eleven j" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show
"Prohibition almost ninety years ago. number three, dot com number three, C., H. I dot com I mean. It's amazing that. So I tweeted Saturday morning that. Borat. To whenever it's called I think said was the worst movie all time. Worst movie all time it was so awful for a hundred reasons you made it through forty minutes. Yeah. I think twice as much as I made it. Okay. It was terrible on fifty levels number one I'm telling you in every I looked at you a tweet like that. You're GONNA shit little reaction I whatever say got one hundred comments. sixty group me forty thousand idiot everyone of the forty I looked at every time I clicked on there just as exercise on their on their twitter. To tweets down the hey, that trump tweets. Bizarre phenomena it's almost like it's like we're wearing masks became political now like whether or not you like this fucking Borat writing is a political thing in the politics was I look good satire on board this was on so on the nose and so dumb and so lazy and so unfunny and like the borat mystery is gone now first of all the idea that like they're I mean they're not even pretending these people don't know what's going on now right? Like the guy they are they like in the media they are Y-. I, think they're still who was I read a like a Roger Ebert website. I. Read like a serious review of it and it said that you know he's still able to pull over on some people and other people they kind of blended it in like Borat, the characters. So famous anything like the guy who was put the girl back in the box and the guy was I, mean they really think that happens every every knows aborted anyway you talked about the beginning so he brings the first one was legitimately so successful and Wildly entertaining movie personally looks older. We know we is now I know that was the big thing for me. He looks fucking saggy in old, Delhi and he looked. Makeup almost yeah. He looked like somebody who is doing a Borat impress right in the end. It was a little too fast the pacing and rhythm. and. There's just nothing funny I mean like I didn't laugh once and I wanted to laugh in it's just the whole. Here, we go. Again like, oh, he's got a girl a daughter she lives in a cage. She's a woman I was we went through this. The first time is nothing new up asking go into a to a fax machine and there's a picture of a penis like I get like it's everything Y- you knew everything was coming. The first one was sort of wonderful I've been nowhere surprise like you couldn't believe what was going on here. You can smell it a mile away. and. Daughter that they brought the daughter in and she was supposed to be. I guess almost standing for him because he's so famous now. So they had to her say wacky things but it's so scripted and obvious fake. fucking terrible. So I think part of the reason why he has to go to I guess be so left wing in the the direction of the movie is because if he were to do Borat now I don't think he'd get away with it. Like, I don't think he I don't think he could release the first Borat now because it's like so I mean you're going to a third world village and you're calling this woman a prostitute, right like giving them giving all these poor people a hundred bucks to really take advantage of their class agnes. Like he doesn't want to I think he has been. Again, and again, he has been warped by. Trump is was ruined him in Pittsburgh and he's gotten very political, which is completely fine. Whatever do whatever you want. But that does affect your comedy now he's Cranky and now it's not so funny anymore and it's super super obvious like I'm fine like make fun of trump make fun of Biden. Make Fun a- whoever you want. But like jokes are like you know an example of a joke and you could you see. His son's old son's name was Huey Lewis is changes name to Jeffrey Epstein I because they like like I'm young. Jeffrey Epstein bets a crazy name the have like like all these spun eighty I one. We the dinner scene, the first one webster's and took a shit by the downstairs that felt whether it was real or not, and I think it might have been felt so fresh in agreement to the to the news report with the whether people in stumbled in there that reactions those people it felt so authentic this did not know this felt staged a clearly I was scripted with daughter. She's not a real fucking character. So there's a lot of that and it just it just missed and he just it felt like A. Crank making a point felt like to me now as for like this one is now like for the left wing people I saw were pretending like they loved it. Is it like Jon Stewart turned serious yeah. No, it's not like that sorta like the the the left's version of the Kirk Cameron, Christian movies where the Christians, like these are great movies and you're like oh they're fucking horrible. You're pretending they are because it's like Christian Music Art of the anti-trump Co want to pretend it's it's great or you know whatever like Anything. Any of these things artistically. But now like they're saying it was funny boys. So satirically, John. APPETIZER twingo funniest. But there's no fucking way you watch that laughed unless you're so warped that you're pretending this is funny because Sasha Baron Cohen likes the same things you like politically so you're afraid against this fucking. Bizarre. It's art being subjugated to politics. Look. Satire could be great but this was not an example of that. Now I didn't even watch Giuliani seen another tonight and that's the only reason I said to watch. I'll fast forward to at some point awful I. There's been enough people who have watched the Giuliani seen at this was kind of twisted, right? And then the other thing Sasha Baron Cohen's have going on the show promoted as Sasha Baron Cohen as Borad I'm like the mystery of it is just gone. When you first saw obviously knew he did borat on the algae show occasionally. So I was like, okay. Well, I know that this is Sasha barricade, but I didn't really know Borat. So when you watch the first time like this is fucking crazy, this guy has got fucking balls. The size of fucking grapefruits a keys. He's insane. Now it's like Oh. There he is. He's now he's not be roaming around the street on the a penis here again in a second like, Oh yours. Whatever? Like his daughter up the pick out the cage for his daughter I'm like the the they didn't go somewhere pick caters daughter like that didn't happen so I don't know I was bummed out I was. Like I think going thinking like, Oh, I'm GonNa hate this movie because I couldn't believe that I was sitting I haven't fucking left once. Yeah. For me it was it wasn't even like the scripted or any of anything that happened in the movie it was like it was it was tough to suspend disbelief because of how old he looked and. Like his mannerisms and everything it was the entire time was sitting there like holy shit he has not aged. Also like I mean he's a funny guy needs to go back to this well. Can you something else I guess I guess he could have done a Borat to. Under six years ago maybe no, I mean I I thinks. Yeah maybe. Ten years from now anytime I'm saying like if he if he I think there was a way he could have gone back for another bite of that apple a funny movie but he he like some all to a like current American political lens that's what the problem right and like the daughter a lot funnier like you could have imagined you know Borat goes to the women's March and sees everyone wherein pussy hats right there's a funny setup there except for he'd be making fun of the wrong people well, and it's also like the and I don't care but like the daughter's like. She wants to be like the great. Melania trump like the joke is that she thinks Milania is Great Madeira. Let's like the like a second. What's the next joke behind that? Like that itself is a funny like I don't know it just wasn't. It didn't work and I think people pretending that it's funny. That's just bizarre. Yeah. If you could be liberals no problem, you can hate trump no problem but you can't tell me that movies fine. It's not unless you didn't see the first one maybe. No right I don't know I mean I mean I tell you what is funny. Though is Sasha Baron Cohen being the cheerleader for facebook to ban ban and sensor stuff you disagrees win and I'm. Getting censored himself unbelievable, complaining about it. Unbelievable and then you see I mean. You're on twitter and I saw somebody the biggest story in America last night one, hundred Biden in the fucking flip. Twitter's blocking everything right? I knew you wouldn't. You wouldn't deal with that. Oh, I can't by getting a job. That's gross. I. I'm serious who you is the hottest dirty Ukrainian. Hottest famous woman in the world. The hottest famous woman in the world while Melania okay. WHO'S NOT I? Mean actually the most famous than most people who'd you say? WHO's The guy? The other day said, Scarlett? Johansson. Yes. Joe Hanson's. Scarlett Johansson right there. Okay. TJ Hubbard sitting next to him. Or Justin Intern Justin sitting next to SCO twins Roger Hansen. Says I will give you a job. In. just an injustice over and says, I want I, just took a big show. My Ass. I will eat his asshole out I before I got the foot from scratch. That's not true. Thousand percent. True. Thousand percent I feel like you'd find. You'd.
"eleven j" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show
"You need to know I mean literally he's fucking handing over to the weather people and you know facebook stories of the day and he's sitting there blaming I fucking hate that the worst by Ivan respect a lot more just said my name on the fucking hard. Say My name you fucking Pussy. Yeah I mean if he just came out and said, Kirkman hand is the reason Mookie isn't that great? That's actually that actually kind of would reflect. Positively on, you comes out and says your name because then if you're if you're reporting in your opinion, has the power to shape the starting lineup for the red SOx baseball player worth hundreds of millions of dollars say you know what some guy in a radio station I never listen to in the morning So you didn't believe that somebody said something Adam Jones and the Muck GonNa sign here's just it's just fairy tale bullshit? It's an gaspar tweet somebody else I need more proof in the a red sox press release this journalists the other one from Torii Hunter. Yeah. Now, I know he worked for the Red Sox essentially worked for the globe for years who's owned by the you know the Globes owned by John Henry Red Sox we fucking. Gets his check from the same person for decades. So I get that and he's got no, you know obviously no credibility but no, you want your proof. Here's with the Red Sox said in the press release, the Red Sox or the biggest bunch of pandering pukes wherever lived from top to bottom as I said and got suspended for fucking five years ago whatever it was I just have no patience for the not saying my name and fell that Pussy and Maserati that pussy just sitting there like, oh, like, Whoa, what afraid of its toxicology round my name for some reason. You know it's I mean. It's just item and stuff as me. So nuts when I heard that my and Gaspar thought was I think is a nice guy. I was go along with them. Your fuck what the fuck are you saying they'd be so much smarter to lean the other way and even just to set up like do regular phone with I don't even. Understand. Why but I'm just saying that that's that would be the smarter approach for them. Is like well, whatever whatever segment that they did with you would be the highest sex. But they're terrified murchison bad press some anger I mean. I could we could call fifty thousand people in Boston and ask them emmy and Chris Casper's ever written. They would know a single word he's. Written. Ever. The meaning was he's made time I. Heard his voice made no impact in the city none none again, he's he went from one irrelevant medium. To another he's now Kevin. News. Sports is a sports anchor. You know in two thousand and twenty we I mean you might as well be fucking. Whether you know deliver writing for a fucking airplane magazine it'd be more relevant. It's just it's. It's over in the to do that is so it's not to say my name is so fucking pathetic i. That was really liked him and. Been Good I. See them like the fuck you know ask me. I've talked to him hats off. He's on my show after that gives a sh- maybe gave a shit I don't know. But that's he makes up sources. Chris Casually fucking sources. It's all bullshit. Bullshit Globe. He's still global care worry mature that much of that. Much of the globe blood and you never comes out you just can't shake. You cannot get rid of it. Just a just a parade of cuts starting with John Henry. All the way fucking down all the way down Dupont Shirley. Gotten about dupon Job God fucking you know Cullen and these people are still there mcgrory. I mean it's fucking unbelievable mcgrory with that sweater around like bill cosby the start of the cosby show. So it should be the fucking mcgrory show him and that sweater dance those faces with five fucking college girls all over him I mean it's just it's just it's Oh. God eight the fuck I forget what as much hate the globe let me your Gaspar who's again. No. One hundred people name me one thing Chris Casper's ever done other than this nobody would even know no idea nothing zero sitting there making up fucking sources and saying the mookie Betts when somewhere because somebody said something on the radio was just bullshit. Threads from four hundred, fifty million, he'd be playing for the Red Sox four million to be playing for the Red Sox. The Red Sox didn't WANNA pay him. We all know that. God. What else cheese that pisses me off no sounds like you enjoyed, borat. Did I got I got maybe forty minutes into it. I talk about in the second I we have three this week we do used three during that could have Calms down. God I. Mean I mean. I. Three Delta. By the way, he federally legal version of THC. Perfect hybrid of C. B. Delton giving the buzzing all the medicinal effects of Delta nine. Dealt dates, affects without Delta all the effects of Delta and without the laziness anxiety mental foggy nece paranoia are far more active than the uses of Delta eight reporting feeling going with increase confidence non.
"eleven j" Discussed on What A Day
"Let's wrap up with some headlines. Head aligns the boy scouts of America filed for bankruptcy yesterday following hundreds of lawsuits over sexual abuse allegations. Right now. They're facing two hundred seventy five lawsuits with some of those suits representing up to two thousand clients. The chapter eleven filing would create a trust to compensate the victims while allowing scout programs to continue lawyers. Victims are calling the movie cop out claiming that under the bankruptcy declaration new victims will only have a limited amount of time to come forward before they're completely barred from compensation only the National Organization is filing for bankruptcy according to the boy scouts. Local councils are financially independent and free from the impact for now guys. We love using our recycling bin but as it turns out sometimes the only thing that we're recycling in them is are guilty. Guilty conscience not sad. That's according to a new report released by Greenpeace. Which found that more and more quote unquote recycled. Plastics are ending up in American landfills. Dark the report points to several factors including China cracking down on. Us RECYCLING EXPORTS AND BRANDS FALSELY MARKETING. Mixed Plastic materials as recyclables always the brands. Things like bottles and jugs with the number one or two on the bottom or being sent to the right places. But All the K Cups Yogurt tubs and clam. Shell take out boxes that you toss into the Holy Blue Bin and up in landfills Greenpeace blames the company's making these materials for producing all that throwaway plastic without plans to buy them back after their used that news and just learn how to recycle. And now I'm just finding this out. It's not right all right. I'm being lied to all right. So six presidential candidates will take the stage in Las Vegas tonight for the last debate before. The Nevada caucuses this Saturday. The last debate sanders has held onto the top spot in most polls and the token billionaire candidate has evolved from its starting form as Jolly Hedge Fund Manager. Tom Sawyer and into its final form as grumpy former New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg Bloomberg qualified for the debate after a national. Npr poll showed him in second place. If the DNC had nixed a rule requiring participants you have hundreds of thousands of individual donations. He wouldn't have made the cut so good looking out. Dnc Sanders. Warren have been going hard on Bloomberg for what they see as buying his way into the debate. Expect to see that line of Attack Tonight. Bloomberg fights back by hiring teens to his opponents into the dark ages all the VIP deeming fat Jewish over and over. Harvard University made the mistake of admitting a bunch of really smart students and now a group of them are filing a lawsuit that would force the university to divest from companies that profit from the prison industry. The group called Harvard prison. Divestment says at Harvard is violating its fiduciary duty and falsely advertising itself as an institution that wants to do what it can to repair the departure of slavery while still benefiting from the prison system which disproportionately punishes black men and women. Harvard's those snaps Harvard's endowment is forty billion dollars and they don't disclose how much is held in prison related investments. They've previously divested from the tobacco industry and apartheid South Africa after student protests students calling on the university to divest from fossil fuel and prison. Industries haven't been successful but that could change soon. How ABOUT THEM? Apples goodwill hunting and those are the headlines. That's for day. If you like the show make sure you subscribe we review. Toss us the old pigskin and tell your friends. Listen and if you're reading and not just the numbers just hold up on little signs during sports like me. What a day is also a nightly newsletter? Check it out and subscribe at crooked dot com slash. Subscribe Ign Akilah Hughes. I'm Gideon Resnick. And that's how you wrap up sixty nine episodes nice sixty nine..
"eleven j" Discussed on The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast
"Right. Oh that's right that would appoint double race the bonus round against the race so far is three for three bouquet. She finished a very very rare for four. Let's see Berga apparently loves chicken from pop is a man accused pilfering poultry and cash from pop is is in Port St Lucie has police crime file all this one of Sassy police articles the case began around eleven twenty five. I am September second at a Papa's State Port St Lucie Boulevard according to the information from Port St Lucie police the alleged burglars Strut it in and went to the the cash register area where he placed a chair under the surveillance camera and spray painted the Camera Lens. Oh he was out there and God Damn Ticking Heist fucking Papa's eleven it can be saying that they did wing it pop pop pop IV bill deal about what deal now you get the meal me Odio with the fixing the size and the drinks it could be said that the thieves didn't wing it because the fourth I what he had the forethought to bring the pain saying he evidently wanted to this is too Sassy doesn't make sense okay. He absconded with cash multiple cases the chicken bags of chicken batter and tragic again this thing this enterprising thief does the heisman century what I think he said was listening. I'm going to still the better I get my own chicken breast now. I'm Mr Pope is okay. Okay now moving out call me Heisenberg okay. I'm moving to make dishes at the house. I'm about to have the lit EST about to go breaking bad on these fuckers. Okay Breaking Bird. I'm going to break in birds on these wildfires. It wasn't immediately clear how long the May Have Free Range or rain rain over the place nor was it no where he ranks in the pecking order of these wow wow I thought our plans are bad. The chickens are coming home to roost. Didn't this anyway the burglary. The burglar probably didn't get chicken. Salad was debut August twelfth at three nine nine. That's because of course the chicken chicken sandwiches out of stock now too so it out so yeah I guess chicken burglar. The Chicken Bandit Chair's going black chat room. See what you guys will leave no more chicken Salads Negro black black. Their pop is I'm pop flies black. They got they got any I got. I got Ernie she. He was gonNA sell chicken and fish place at the charge like a real Nigga. Somali lack black white question mark says Corey prepping for his cookout at the House of Pa Papa's Don Black Black niggers eleven highest correct it is he was black corry went white questioned due west.
"eleven j" Discussed on The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast
"Old bay on it didn't they oh we make everything beto little on a mere H. M. I R. E. IS NEVER group. I guess you guys are looking for them on sat out to them wow Let's see man trump doing anything I was always doing something. His administration does plan to ban the sale of flavored electron of cigarettes. I don't believe them 'cause some people are dying or something you thank you guys big tobacco goal. That's the plan that he wants to do when he gonNA blink his. I am backing backtracking. I don't believe Shit. He says all right all right so that must never mind that article guys. I don't think you don't stick with him. I'm his friends say his administration did okay. We're still don't matter put out a tweet and be like well. I talked to so my buddies in Nope. I don't believe a damn thing he says all right well. You got to hear me but what's trump. You heard it here first guys. It's not happening all right Katito to use flavored tobacco Joe's or whatever I don't know anything about people dying from that like I I was reading watching the TV today and they were saying that they don't even know what's causing people to get sick because it's not fucking regulated yeah. The thing for me is they're talking about getting rid. The flavor was not getting rid of it together which basically means. I don't want young people on our like. If you're over a certain age you can and then go ahead and do it. I why people knew he was talking about guys Jerry. Falwell Julia was busted for live repeatedly about Miami Beach Nightclub Club Photos Yeah Jerry Falwell junior you know preacher and it's funny because this is like the plot gemstones why I ever saw dale from the headlines angrily fisted that he had never uh he had never denied visiting a Miami Beach Nightclub where he was photographed party with his wife son and daughter-in-law the Liberty University president was the subject Ah Politico magazine report based on anonymous quotes from school officials and other insiders describing herself Dylan and personal morality and his denials of the nightclub photographs autograph led the release of more to the release of more photos and more denials somebody had done photos and I was like Oh right our work but here's pieces of you. just never had to drink. Here's you point drink down wrote. Keep denying it would make video. I'm I'll dare Falwell. I'm drunk in front and I want to drags. That wasn't Amiga it wouldn't mean just for the record was in Nicole Anna a wooden me right I shot it was are- that woman owned it wasn't me it wasn't me just what a record I never never denied going into a club with my family. Listen to music for about thirty minutes years ago. He tweeted whereas day. I only denied I asked anyone to screw up picks of me. I never knew of any pigs until the week ago L. US law again Liberty University. Okay US lawyers in criminal authorities will go after to the leakers the Lakers that's what a man of God would do go out to the people that illegal the information on you at the club Jerry Powell there was was no picture snapped of me at wall nightclub or any other nightclub show. You already knew that though that's what you say August Twenty Twenty Nineteen Gene Jerry Falwell out to see the photo if the person in the picture is me it was likely Photoshop that was August twenty six twenty nineteen in our story. Keep going keep chain right right and then apparently today just for the record I never denied go into a club my family to listen to music for about thirty minutes. I just did not go and pick some smooth thirty minutes yeah yeah anything happened two minutes SORTA dumb la but is odd because they're so fake and they have to like stick up with this shit like almost should give a fuck you went into a club for thirty minutes. You promote yourself as a the the person that thinks that sustain or some shit now you gotTa fucking live out. This fake like fake ads thing this personality don't have oh how goodness so yeah somebody or something if they find out who if you even do they not do that. You just made the congregation Gatien Colorado. I got Morgan on that lawsuit any time now any day. Sasha Obama is doug a sorority rush crash at the University of Michigan. Oh that's right side going to the University of Michigan guys. It's the first day of school for Sasha Obama's College allergists University of Michigan where she's already been nicknamed the rush crush by Sororities okay now. What is the rush crush? They have like rush week on take a college campus white college campuses where this road is returned to kind of promote themselves and like come out there but I you know we you know we won't we won't you Dan. I so famous that all sororities with Kiel it were killed particularly. The white knows all jokes aside to have ever a part of this Roy so I know them. BITCHES is fighting to get her she joined Aka. Come on the Ann Arbor. Cameras is buzzing with excitement over which royalty former first daughter will choose the former first daughter will choose if she rushes in spring. It's funny she's in school. We're not like wonder what her major will be like. Padre who's getting because as you know you know depending on what school I know I think famous that you couldn't do it your first year but some camp some college campuses your freshman year you can pledge so that was the warranties on campus with seventeen percent undergrads are greet reportedly have their eyes on the eighteen year old freshman. It may be an overwhelming decision for Sasha's there are dozens sororities on campus to choose from Total University of Michigan has fifty six fraternities and sororities reports say to Abshir mega is Sasha's top choice because she ask close high school friends who are already even stay at all at the Aso House dirty to school visit earlier this year per. TMZ I guess is the picture of her are wasn't who she went to the problem with the man and they had to be bold as I see them I got I never had that kind of confidence. Excuse me first daughter. Would you like to go to our with me then just like secret service. Come out of nowhere. You're on the ground grow immediately. See Making sure you can. We already know who you are. You leave your Paris areas i-it right now any problem enterprise arrest. Everybody associated with you right Rodney Jenkins first of all you need to clean up your hard drive. It's going to be taken down or she. mega-city joining the Beta ETA chapter of Beta Theta Chapter Alpha Phi Alpha Kappa as wow an African American Michelle Obama's offered an honorary membership of AK in two thousand eight however there's a chance to actually may decide to forgo the Greek system following her mother's footsteps. She never joins the royalty during her time in college. At Princeton. X Aka have yet to reply to the Daily Mail Dot dot com comment a request for comment as for her sister is not clear me ever played at Harvard. Sasha was spotted on campus attendance freshman orientation over the summer. It was fired last last week escorted by secret service agents. I was walking by pushing a vacuum and she walked out right in front of me Third Year Students Act last and said I said excuse me it was a crowded hallway alway with her as some secret service dues her if she decides to praise it ain't GonNa be no normal place because guess what soukous Evans is going to be which I'll do the whole oh thank you. We're GONNA put out. We okay file you bitches another students outside shooting at the undergraduate library. The OBAMAS have not announcers college plans the University of Michigan Spokesperson Rick Fitzgerald also declined to comment that she was a student there to Detroit news so all right well good luck to all the sororities and fraternities. Apparently that's the most important thing about going to college. the rush week is huge particularly white universities right let me see he got here for White People News and May I try to squeeze some guest race as well Let's see Woody Allen defenses record. I've done everything to me too movement. 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"eleven j" Discussed on The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast
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It's not really a random solid. This is a statement I was going to work and I was crossing the bridge and Eh seventy seven is up on the bridge in is backed up and all of a sudden I see about standing on the bridge. I was like Oh great great and he was down a bridge would be as American flag and he's coughing up just data now because it's nine eleven okay okay. I was confused and yes he was white. Oh yeah yeah of course he was. I was confused. I was lying weird on why Stan in here in August traffic flying around you because I was thinking if you make a wrong move so I'm not going to be flying across this bridge and they're gonNa let you and I'm not saying that nine eleven was a white thing because it's neither neither black people died and they'll terrorist attacks but also like I people love nine eleven. Yes they do everything on TV today. There was I had to stop and be we like nine eleven. I'm like this watching on nine. Eleven like they just is like all right before we get into Antonio Brown's rape accusation Let's let's just take a timeout to say we here at fantasy focus. We really support the first responders now like this. Is that the do it. What is this use a non eleven? We're really close to the non living mattress sales sales like they don't make it to the point to where is it's almost like when I'm holidays they better go okay because I know a lot of people died and I know that it impacted our country. Across the world I happened to members that were impacted by it but I personally think is funny. How this right here is something they won't remember other should happen and they want you to forget right? We go remember. Let's remember every damn thing pay the pay len's got divorced. We talked about it yesterday. White people news and I was reading somewhere that fifty five years old my they get divorced and I remember when I was younger. I used to be like damn getting divorced at fifty five. You might as well just stick that one out player you you almost made it and now I'm forty one. Almost I'm like Oh. No no no. No you gotta get a divorce voice. That's a long time to be happy for the rest of your life have alone that is if you only there to sixty of you live and ninety years. Oh that's a long aw gas unhappy as time if you only live one more year. That's a long time to be a happy you know so I like Chris Rock's life. Life is long. If you make a mistake so it really is I was like yeah I have completely changed on that. I orbin sharing about me reading Harry Potter and the thing is every time they describe a fucking meal is is like a week's worth of calories. I'm one meal everything is fried. Coveting gravy all kinds of rock in dots in in in France and shit like it is like a lot of food and rice in pork in everything is just floating around him. who do they have like a magic spell for these kids fucking waistlines 'cause everybody should be huge because there should be no way that like every fucking meal is like a thousand calories and like nobody is like super obese like overweight light. Just nobody just doesn't make sense I'm not reading their books. I don't know about stuff. I decided movies some kind of big the one that was a teacher I'm me I'm me but you should have more people going to the doctor's office with hypertension and Audi because you know everything is so saturated and Rod and light do because in the book they go in detail describing the food and so they deep fried smother covered this then and this dipped in gravy with us and I'm like Ooh. I don't know what that is but that sounds like a lot of calories in America because I'm old and when you get old you begin to think about blood pressure and shit like that your heart and you're trying to be around for elbow but a lot of people was telling me I guess run from I'm from from from magical creatures shit like that must keep your feet and the last thing I have for my random thoughts was that I our net flicks and suggest new series based.
"eleven j" Discussed on Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate
"What do you think's gonna happen well. I know what's going to happen so i'm not gonna tell you oh i did read the spoilers oh you do. You always do that so no oh but so i love the bachelor stub read it. It's like my favorite sell bread. It's very active and too. Many people were talking about it and it was too is icing yeah. Are you ready to die. I'm red eye. Check read it for our show. Sometimes i'm not in general yeah. I look at it he school yeah. I mean that plays. This can be evil too but i think allred. I try not to yeah i when i think i did something good. I look at it. Look at it. Another ridiculous premise of the show is how see i want to believe that this is all like fully legit and i do believe one of the things that i think is good about show is ridiculous of the premise of the show is i truly really believed that they actually believe that there. You're right like these aren't good actors like when when like they were going back to the family week they went back to their families and the way they're talking. They're like mom like i know you like this mom. That was one of those questioning yes and he's like. I know it's crazy. I just leave him like. I believe that they actually believe this love. I think the show is so intense like you're isolated. You don't have your phone. All you're doing is sitting around all day about this person. I do think it exacerbates like feelings things right because it's only like a couple of months or whatever and i do think by the end. They are actually in love. And how much time little time in terms of hours do you think all all these three guys left. I've actually spent with her alone. Alone is on camera word. I'm not talking about off camera intimate. No i know you do a lot of group days. Rose ceremonies not that much. I think that the one on one dates are really long and obviously we only see like fifteen minutes right edited but that's usually it's like an entire day <hes> so really by the end. You might have spent like two days right someone. It's just crazy. I love it like it was one of the things that i only started watching the show because my goal junior told me that peter eater sounded like me which i don't really see some times when he gets real soft spoken. When i hear more yeah i was trying to i can't do but so so i just tuned in the first episode. Just let's see what this guy's out and it just got me and now i'm in like i'm going to be watching paul. A bachelor in paradise hands like the way it works is so next season of the bachelor. It's going to be one of these losers usually yes. Usually it's like second third fourth guy and do you know who that is. Well i can't no it hasn't been chosen but obviously no one you know yes yes so. I don't want to tell you why i think it might be. I will say <hes> and this is safe. I think mike is in contention yeah. I like mike. I thought he his personality analogy was great and i liked how he is probably the thing that they do every year. I like a guy that when the group date he's he runs ahead of the group to go give i. I just think it's a little thing you can do to show the you know right you. Would you know you're gonna fast so yeah. I'm teen peter. I hope he wins. You can't give you a prediction but yes yes. Oh this is fun. You should text me during a i'd like to your on. I did that one time and you're like. I'm on the west. Oh yeah i screamed. I all caps. I'm never watched. That's it yeah well. Once the finale happens. We'll do a recap yeah cool. The people want it well. That was fun. Georgia's enjoy it. <hes> that was fun. Ghost is back. I aw sounder.
"eleven j" Discussed on Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate
"It's talking about that. You would have said bonnie. I mean well bonnie had the moment again. You guys are going to have to help me because i i'm cold kidman. I'm doing. I have not gotten transported into the character names. I laura dern crevices daughter. You're going to have to help me with the name of the character. I thought he was kind of a nothing burger in the preseason. This season in zoe kravitz has gotten a lot more material to to on if you i think it's a really really good like a really well written acted show. You don't usually see that. Many female actresses like in the same place coke edmonds a good actress so i do with one major which which is that it's not clear what accent she's. It's like when i try to do an actress. She slept in her own voice one time in indisputable it. She turns australia trillion when she gets really emotional. Why don't they just make the character australian. It's based on a book said australia that was set in australia. I i don't have these answers for nicole and don't have these answers dan. What do you do the show. We'll valerie. Drew me to the show your fiance. Yes and i thought that there i was only going to be one season. I thought the way season one ended was a respectful to the book but they just decided to throw meryl streep in there because it was popular and now she's stealing the thing because <hes> she's evil for those that don't know unicom's hosts a post big. Little lies live show. It's called big little live or the ringer and it's been that way after after every episode this season and touch on this in the last episode of big little alive as to why there was even a season two and i think it's really the demand and how much fun doing it. It was really because meryl streep agreed to do the show stands right and she's still. She is the katie of the monterey five she came in. She's gonna terror eric gillies in the finale. Wow this analogy perfectly the more. I think about it <hes> it. That's as far as i know that's why they did it like she washes. Show was like this is good. I'd like like to do it and she's never done television before. We agree that. Jane is sort of shaun livingston. You were downgrading or can we come. We just agree. Can we are kevon looney one. I mean just in terms of starpower gene season..
"eleven j" Discussed on Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate
"I just wanna say i admire this. Podcast commitment to alienating people google it. What are you talking about. This is hypnotizing. This show is wonderful. People are fixated right now on the idea that right not melted down what's going to happen. It's renova what's going to happen. It's laura dern franklin actors. I know him. I knew whether spohn i know kravitz his daughter. I don't like i actually power for for the sixers. I have this problem. We made a reese. Weatherspoon is what i did. That's what what just happened there. Oh boy. I is welcome because she is going to bring a storm in this next episode i it was really bummed that they deleted the scene of actually throwing ice cream and mary louise. Why did they do this so i have a theory as so why they deleted the scene and they're gonna have to help me. Please help me because i had not heard this part of it. I had not heard i saw a lot of people talking about a deleted ice cream scene but i don't know what that is so remember okay guys. I promise we'll work our way from the beginning to where we are now but we're talking right now about how mary louise <hes> almost got ice cream thrown at her by clarence weatherspoon. It's dan put it so there was a scene in which mary louise obviously says the one thing that everybody to agitate them. They pass each other by while <hes> <hes> madeline madeline mandoline madeline madeline well so it's actually a plot point in the show renata always calls her maddy line and in one one episode madeline complaints about it so madeleine's walking with her daughter down the street and they bump into mary louise mary louise goes. Oh this is the daughter that must be going off off to college which is obviously be l. L. fans no a silicon point. It's it's it's got a lot of baggage attached to it so she says the one thing and that's just the interaction as you see however there's a deleted scene or madeleine throw z. ice cream at mary louise after that it would be so great so there's still leaked on the internet before the show. Oh came out dan so fans be all super. Fans like us were extremely excited and then nothing happens on the show what what happened there. The what does anyone have. I have an explanation for that. Clip went no explanation only theories. Here's my theory so i think that <hes> obviously mary louise has been annoying not just the monterey honore five but everybody who is watching on their teller great now terrible mother-in-law character like i don. She is maddening. Yes she's absolutely maddening and no one's really gotten her yet and that i think would have been too much satisfaction. Yes too much satisfaction in that moment for the viewing audience well this leads us into the finale right because it's all building up potentially to this moment where someone finally gets her in pincer down and you're. I think you're right. It would have been to gratifying too much of an early release. Yes we're building up here in the eighth and final episode of this season for meryl streep absolutely what mommy because we're getting in about thirty minutes of meryl streep on the witness and more more on that in a second what drew you to this show from the very beginning. What were your favorite parts about it. We've already discussed her favorite characters <unk> but <hes> tell me about your passion for bell obviously the powerhouse cast this many actresses with this money awards never happened before in the history of television decision that kind of hardware. It's like a super team right. The monterey fives like the hampton five so if you ask me feel like it's really for though i feel like the fifth starters like it would be talking about jane..
"eleven j" Discussed on Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate
"Lenny which is on the levitan friends network so you're just here just because everybody else was here. Now you say when you tweeted out sir thanks to dan. Thanks thanks to guts here. That gotta get outta here. At is a good man. I made a contribution. I'm good yeah. Eric graders expensive expensively. You get paid for this. I am going to <hes> yeah. I'm going to invoice them for certain yup. I have thirty days to do so. How do we pretend that you like did this in new york or something worth while i had to go to new york because i had to do the mystery crate. Oh wait wait wait. This is a good plan moving forward moving forward here anytime i go on a vacation. Can you guys have me do something for mystery great on a friday and i'll expense the entire trip. We just call you up and i joined the show. Yeah like i'm going. I'm telling you towards the end of the summer going at the dana point in california one of my favorite places on the planet and what i'm gonna do friday is calling and be a very small part of the mystery create all right and then i'll expense the entire trip because i worked on friday that i feel like this is something you could think but you shouldn't say because then you're kinda snitching on yourself. That's a good point craters. What do you call craters. What was the other word saints <hes> the people like. I'm pretty sure when you die. You're good person you go. Go to heaven and you're a saint. I don't know exactly how it works. You don't need to worry about that right. Why i'm going to hell with our brawls. You guys have me go the hell l. really. I is there anything i could do between now and then two. Maybe three we get myself to i have it probably not going to hell good dad man somewhere in the middle ea- you have some shading you every shady thing i have done. I have done it for my kids. Yeah okay. That's it. Thank you chris. I don't know if that can be proven because you were doing shady stuff before your kids were alive though why wasn't all right so what's happening on the episode this week craters. It really is a good episode though it is brought to you by ziprecruiter..
"eleven j" Discussed on The Empty Bowl
"I would love just like a salty haggard sea-captain just shoveling cabin crunch biscuits into my mouth. Like, hold a contest to see who can can be the most barnacled of the real salty fella. Is he going to be sort of welcoming or like a grandfather Leeson's? Are you measuring? Really off putting off putting I mean, I feel like he's like a light. Maybe. Yeah. I like I capture these for you from the C brought these to you from the sea. And and here they are. Oh, you, Dan. Who would you like to see get a get a touch up? You know, I'm thinking, it's gotta be one of the monster cereals, right? With various changes in horror, movie culture. I knew I said it wouldn't be horrifying. But perhaps we can make these more tastefully horrifying like if if maybe boob airy sort of didn't have a body and a hat anymore instead sort of existed, maybe in like an air since where he's sort of haunting bedrooms paranormal activity style, I think by allowing sort of our brains to picture boob area. Would look like it really allows for more creative interpretation. I would love to return to classic mascot of lucky charms WALDO that is now the original lucky still the original. But for a while they're in the seventies. Waldo the wizard replaced. Replace lucky in New England only just a ducked in there. And for some reason was the mascot for awhile. I would love to bring WALDO back, and he's like imprisoned lucky and kids to buy a certain number of boxes of cereal. Two free lucky and return him to his scheming ways. Okay. I see your world the wizard, and I raise you a war of the wizards. And they bring back cookie Jarvis as well. Who was the original cookie, crisp mascot, who is also a powerful wizard who could do battle with WALDO and save the world. Did you know that there is a a retired competitive? Eater named Edward cookie. Jarvis really fans. True. I wonder if he knows the legacy he's inherited after magin, right? You don't you don't get into the professional eating biz. And not know your named after food moored imagine how he does on the chocolate chip challenge. Well, Dan, this has been eight to light as always I'm sorry. My voice is up to snuff. Although maybe it's got a ton. Relaxing tamra. I don't know where can people find more content from you about this sugary vegetable we call cereal, they would be serious -ly that net. I think the next thing on my docket is sticky ahold of the box of blueberry Cheerios. So hopefully by the time next around some thoughts on that. I would like you to know that I offered the owner of seriously dot com. One thousand dollars. L, but I I was turned down flat. So I did make my. But it didn't pan out. And I don't know if I would have closed the attic except. Curious. What is he using it for it just out of spite? It's dan. Only thing I could figure out as just just want you to have. Personal personal attack on you dangle bear because it doesn't do anything. The doesn't even go to like one of those link farm scam sites. Just doesn't work. That man's name. Waldo the wizard who who had a guest anyway, folks. Thanks much for listening. Could if you want to support our show half that money goes to keep seriously run into half. It goes to Bank here in
"eleven j" Discussed on The Empty Bowl
"Of your headstone as your greatest accomplishment of soliciting donuts in the mail successfully. But yeah, these arrives. And I thought they were doing it's by the picture, but it turns out there, many bundt cakes. It's kind of this interesting inner change between sort of like a really moist cupcake and then in actual Donut. But they're they're pretty big no bigger than the diameter of an apple and the four flavors inspired by fruity pebbles, cinnamon, toast, crunch cocoa puffs and then Cap'n crunch. So I think they did a pretty good job on these sort of drizzling on creative new flavors like Strouss oil, and maybe a blue raspberry in the Cap'n crunch. When I noted as well. So I do like win smaller sort of independent startups are trying to make the most of cereal. So try to give them a little props. When I can they do it. Right. Anything job? We're not about serial. Yeah. And they send them by mail anywhere. So if you want to get yourself sort of the gift of doughnuts. Innocence. I feel like there's a bit about that somewhere. Sounds familiar. I am being served by the way on seriously dot net. I have currently being served in next to this review. Two different bump pans that. I was looking at recently on Amazon, but jokes I already bought one on Nordic ware platinum collection anniversary pan, folks. It's the way it again three thirteen hundred seven five starve us can't be wrong. This this last one sounds challenging. Yeah. This is more again one of those series. You wanna bronze and maybe hang next to a bust rather than eat? But it is a box of lucky charms all marshmallows. This is kind of the third time. Now that lucky terms has held they contest to give away boxes of only marshmallows as sort of these very fancy very holographic, very very rainbow speckled, and of course, entirely sugar by weight pretty much boxes of the conic markets. And this is actually the third box of these that I've actually gotten in my cereal career feel like winning several Oscar's innocence. But the first one was probably the rarest because that was when they only made ten of them. And I think my friend Gabe from Syria time, he quired like three of ten ever made from across the country, and it's not lucky off to show one. But I kind of learned my lesson. I ate them. The first time there that this is something that is more of like, an interpretive art experiment to put in milk because if you know like those Krant sculptures, they have where the drip down into like this. It's basically like that. And and just as appetizing. Yeah. It's challenging it looks. It looks challenging of gave videos. Great, by the way, I've been watching sometimes at night right before I go to bed all Joe bowl serial and serial time video preparing its. The the really like museum Curators voice in a sense comes to see real great. So furry third segment like to loosen. Our collars a little bed relax and unwind with with a wildcard. Whatever sort of strikes is this this we have a segment here. Mascot makeovers you've called it. Who do we think should maybe could use a freshening up perhaps? Yes. This is inspired by sort of by seeing cans and his really articulate fingers and wondering how we might sort of modernize one of these mascots in a way that is maybe less horrifying. I know this isn't popular this won't be a popular take. But I would love a captain crunch that incredibly realistic. Dislike king vitamin are. Sorry, king Veneman as we discussed. Yet king Vida. That was had a real fella in a crown on a box for while..
"eleven j" Discussed on The Empty Bowl
"Or perhaps you are slender feathered fingers on because it's weird anthropomorphic fingers. It's fruit loops tropical. We'll call it. Tropical fruit. Loops here. I believe that's probably the product of the the corporate name formatting. But it's again, a Mexico exclusive fruit loops flavor that just looking at the box promises banana pineapple mango and orange flavors. So I know you're a big fan of the the wildberry fruit. Loops and yes, I wasn't the biggest fan of those. So I was I was approaching these with some hesitance, but I was also away. But I want to hear your thoughts. I the main thing that I was looking for I hoped for it actually before I even. And opened the box. And a definitely got a big hit of it on the on the nose, and it was pineapple flu that pineapple lifesaving. Yes. Lavour that I wanted that. Like, I don't think cereal has done. I mean, like if you I mean, you I know better than me. But if it is existed anywhere else, I have not been aware of it. But that that Siri that sort of pineapple fruity tropical vibe, and it really comes through nicely having. It's really that that part, especially I am I will say I'm a little less impressed by the banana, especially we you know, there's so many pungent strong fake banana flavors out there. I would've loved a little bit more of that and mango is kind of a muted taste anyway, you know, more of a sweet little more, nuance seconds. That was hard to capture the ring in orange. It's kind of a gimme. But overall the way they came together. I thought was just really really really pleasant. Yeah. I agree. It definitely the tropical. Vibes are strong the pineapple. It reminded me more of like a pineapple gummy bear like the clear ones share. Yeah. That's another thing. Like calm candy. Where's just so specific in its artifices execution? I kind of like how it sort of tempered off to a more mild banana after-taste. But I think all in all this is just what I think more American fruit. Loops varieties should be because it seems like both America in Canada really fixated on birthday cake fruit moves which compared to like, actually including four real fruit flavors seems like just the polar opposite in terms of. Eclectic creative inspiration. I I'm obsessed of the pineapple..
"eleven j" Discussed on The Ross Bolen Podcast
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