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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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01:44 min | 3 months ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Observations like the ones you get from scott ackerman. whether it's kevin pollack's chat show or anything on the vast array of the reply all group. The observations are shit. Compared to scott occupants clear underlined observations of. What's going on. Thank you bill. I've noticed you're not shouting as much as you did in your previous appearances studio than in a home that you share with other people this with your son. Maybe i'm currently shacked up with my son. Luke walton. We're trying to start our own basketball bubble. It's a father son bubble I would love to see a whole father son game. There's how many people on a team five i would love to see. I mean i guess they'd have to be one extra father or one extra sun but still your sons or it's all people from the same family. He well. Okay so dads vs sons. I feel like that would be a little lopsided depending on how old the dad's were or how young the sons were. But i'm saying split up the team evenly between fathers and sons. That's i mean that's a real bonding time. Intersting the bond. Unless you're playing against your son and your dunkin on his ass. Look but why am i telling you. You're the one who started this whole bubble. You know how it works. What you talked me out of it. Scott cook how long. How long have you been in the bubble for. It's been six months and putting this together and just one sentence for me in you're out you're convincing men i've ever met alan dershowitz to johnny cochran. I want to be in that company..

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

02:06 min | 4 months ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Guys thank you so much I wanNA. Thank you, Steve. Always great to see you my friend. A wonderful job with the film. and. Job Asi thank you. I would say congratulations to you. But your life seems Kinda Grim but you have a wonderful outlook upon it. Achey sounds like it's really the only way to to live your life. Yeah. Truly is and then speaking of living his life Henry Heimlich who's been alive since I'm guessing the forties if you're having these conversations regarding choking in the sixties so you're probably eight years older. So Gentleman never tells. But you nailed it. Congratulations to you I. Hope You have a I. Hope your new inventions are really. GonNa. Do well I guess but I'm, GONNA leave it up to you to do one last joke here. On the show Jay topic. Do you need something for overnight set him up Yes said yeah, please okay I will So, one thing we all know about Jesus is. He said he was coming back. That's the one thing we all know. What are you my mother when she goes in Tuesday's shoe store? Where are you Jesus? Next time. Thanks. Everyone, thanks for listening and remember when you pop open a pint of Netflix and chill ice cream. You can experience the magic of things that go perfectly together with the perfect mix of peanut butter. Intrigue Pretzel Drama and Fudge. Brownie belly laughs Netflix and chill pairs well with any of your Netflix originals stock up for your next Netflix night anywhere ice cream is sold or find a new favorite at Ben Jerry Dot. com that is beat E. N. J. E., R. Y. DOT COM..

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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05:41 min | 4 months ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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08:26 min | 4 months ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Hang out in. There was mushrooms there on dookie piles. I don't know that I would take those. You're very brave. Especially we're doing these. Yes, well, I was eighteen seconds of of dookie in your mouth. Yes. You has to I'm not going to go on to solve choking and choked myself. So you Choo Choo, and I'm creeping and a beautiful angel. Came to me. and. All of a sudden she started choking on small piece of cheese. What was he doing before? Then she came to you to do what before before i. Interrupted her actually she didn't necessary come to me. I was walking in the woods and I see a figure. She's a little table I think she's like him between on a break from some things. She's just I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm just eat enough food she's Geneva needs to get the nutrients. So an angel on a on a break from her heavenly or earthly duties. Yes. Probably on a break at starbucks in heaven. And of course, Hale has coffee bean. Stop doing your material is this Christian. Get Road tested here on this show you gotta come with with already proven material. You see this yellow notepad. I'm going to be testing Christian jokes and giving a check mark if I get into. Who've on I'll give you a few more. Only. Only a few. Thank you. She starts choking on a little piece of cheese from starbucks protein pack, and I said. Oh No, and it came to me I will sneak up behind her sneak. Is An important part of the homeless never. Thought. To snake because you'd get more congratulations if you come out of nowhere. This man he came out of nowhere with the Heimlich maneuver. It's part of maneuver that people take out of the poster sneak up to be carrying, take your shoes off before hands. Approaching, hawks. Yes. Train on your tippy toes. Hurry hurry hurry choking. Sure. So I squeeze the shit out of her. Still. Haven't said how you got the idea to do this. Came to me. Because of the dookie mushrooms okay and honestly it was obvious. And a panic move and I can't believe I was able to patent it. I it's obvious I guess I would have thought that the idea would have come to you from. There are so many different ways to think about this like squeezing a sausage and suddenly you'll stuff comes out the top of it or something, but this just came to you from. From the dookie mushrooms and you just squeeze the shit out of this Angel Yes. I. Mean. Like you said, I'm always eating sausages I'm squeezing the toothpaste tube I like to hug people from behind and give them a squeeze and they go. and. None of that. Much. To Do? I'm telling you there. They just connect dots. So you invented this, it became a nominee. Swept the globe and I became very wealthy because I get paid every time somebody has can ice question have you ever met choking and someone's performed? You're very invention on you. Well, that's a great question but I of course have choked I eat whole grapes eight handful of nuts I'm not going to live my life scared I have not going to okay I'm not I people die in car accidents. Okay. Yes. Yes. By the way you're holding up the pad is this part of your material. So. But yes sometimes the people put perform my maneuver up and I'm like, where did they come from amazing sneaking? But if you are by yourself, you can fall on top of the back of a chair. Exactly as if don't wait to the part where your stumbling, you're about to die. Yeah. Now now I see a problem with this because you say, you know fall onto the back of the chair and that will force the grape or the nuts out of you. But if Steve had his way, every chair would have a hanger on it and you would impale yourself. You ever think about that. Steve. Byrne I, fucking fucked up. I'm so sorry guys I. I would never put together until I met my new friend from Germany who see dues in in the German. On South Beach. Yes. Usually when I go over two houses, I get anything off the back of the chair. Don't show you need laundry or Tuxedo anything like that from one. Things people have other chairs. The classic back of the chair. The greatest hits. Well, that's I. Tell You. When someone gives you the Heimlich? Feel good for them because it's like it's unbelievable to Heimlich Mr Heimlich. And any it's it. Really. I don't even charge them. So. You. Let them do that pro bono for U.. S.. 'cause normally I get royalties. Every time someone does maneuver I. Get paid I get paid through ask Cap. So now with be am I now know as cap incredible you know but but now are there variations to the Heimlich maneuver because a lot like certain candies they're always adding flavors because people get tired of the same old thing. Are you adding little twists and turns to the high was as the remix? The remix. She of like the remix to ignition. Very similar. Very similar but you do it from the. Front. Squeeze from zoo front. And but I was sued for the remix because sometimes people do Heimlich from the front and it goes into their mouth and date show. Mouse. Ending. It's never ending choking is back and forth back and forth remix. Can caught in a loop of choking back. A lot like a ping, the game. Game except with grapes cheese are handful of nuts. Amazing. So and then the sneaking must be harder to do when it's from the from. Yes you cannot. It's almost impossible. Maybe there's misdirection you can say like look over there and then suddenly they're they're upon you. You can. But when someone is choking, it's hard to distract them. Because they're focused on that usually they're very focused and their laser focused. I cannot look yeah. It's really the most focus. A human can be is thirty seconds before they choke to death. CAN YOU TAG team? Heimlich. Like if you and I were sitting there we saw Jimmy Choking, for example, quick both. High five each other and go. Let's go to work share. We could share it. So you know I'm like you make a feast and you wrap around from behind and you grab the feast and you go just above the belly button. But if you feel the top ribs turnaround, you've gone too far. To go back to where you started and then. Stop. Turnaround, slowdown. Go. Back. Go in between like. Is there a mole that I lost my place? Or something like that. You'll find your way back in the middle and you pull. So you could be the face and I could be the arm that grabs a fist and um.

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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08:02 min | 4 months ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"I don't know what I've been told spicy, food burns both welcome to Comedy Bang. Bang. Thank you to Attila the Hun Die Attila, the Hun die for that wonderful catchphrase submission and A new catchphrase submit or or submit some mattress. Some mistress sub mistress summit that's now that sounds like I'm going to Dominatrix. Till the Honda, your new. Thank you so much for that catchphrase emission. Welcome to comedy. Bang Bang for another week. Scott. Offerman your host here and we have an exciting show coming up a little later we have an inventor. Okay. That's A won't say it's new. We've had inventors before, but I would imagine that whatever this person has invented as new because that is the very definition of an invention. I don't think it qualifies as an invention in unless it's actually a new thing. We will also have a retiree. Had A retiree on this show before. Although I may be inching closer and closer to it. But Let's not speak of that any longer and instead get to our first guests. By the way mid. October mid October doggy. Hope everything's going well for everyone out there. And I certainly hope that things are going well for I two guests. They are the star and the writer slash director of a new film which came out on Friday called the opening act it's in theaters and on Vod I've seen the film myself that may come as a surprise to the the writer Director Star, but I watched this yesterday so I could have a lot to talk about with them. please. Welcome to the show first timers Jimmy Yang, and Steve Byrne okay. Nice. Wrap may appreciate it. Yes. To Steve You and I have known each other for a bit of time when we met. I met at a showcase where I came up, introduced myself to you afterwards where I met Brent Wind Bach and yourself and and then you you did the comedy show for a number of years and You're a stand up comedian WHO's out there touring the country usually except stand up comedy is now a dead art form. That's right. Yeah. Yeah we met at Asia Street comedy. Right. It was a weird like kind of slapped together. That somebody was putting on. You happen to be there. We ended up BS in the whole time and I had a great time. So yeah, thanks for inviting me to come to your show back in the day and have me back on again. I. Appreciate My pleasure and I was so excited to see that you. Wrote and directed a film which we will get to after I, extend my a welcome to Jimmy over here. Apparently I have met once at my house and I don't remember. House ones and you know you watch me would what did you say sleep? Is that what it is? For a couple of nights you didn't. Okay. Interesting Jimmy people would know as an actor you've been on Silicon Valley and Crazy Ridge Asians. And you are the look I'm just gonNA come right out and say you're the lead role in this film sounds weird man I'm so used to play like these. Like weird character parts like the comedic relief, and now I get to be lead and you know Steve Trusting me man and right Oh. Wow Steve. Let's let's talk about the film and talk about the the inception of although I is this film like inception. That's what I really wanted to ask. It's best if you watch it while in a van and you have somebody drive you off the bridge and you fall. Yeah. I. Do that this weekend so. It did kind of feel inception because once Jimmy's character hits the road, all those things did happen to me on the road. So it was slightly Cathartic and I'm watching a version of myself within myself as watch myself what is the the premise of the film because you say all these things happen you on the road or you a truck driver I you know after after we'll see how does if it does bad maybe. A little. Show business worked that way where if you have one failed projects, you'll get demoted to a different job. Yeah. I'll be I'll give by application of Karl Malone, and you'll hire me in this fleet of. RV's going around the country. Yeah. Did you say Karl? Malone you would think it'd be Karl Malone that would be a great a great car dealership. So You are a stand up comedian in this film is autobiographical in nature is that what I'm getting? Yes. Yeah. I mean I, you know when my show got cancelled Sullivan and son I was back at the clubs in strip malls eating chicken fingers and performing in Cleveland Ohio clubs by the why don't they make things other than chicken fingers chicken fingers ask you're I guess so it's Mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers and yours order from the left side of the menu right I mean it's it's just the foods fucking awful it's terrible. You think. With what we know about nutrition now, you'd think at least some of the clubs out there would have a healthy option, but healthy option to them is like a Caesar Salad? Yeah, and it's the worst Caesar Salad it's like Bag Caesar Salad that you shake in the you know I. It's always it's always bad but. People are going there for the food right there coming there for. Fertile, laugh. So The comedy now, the Second Act of this film is All about this specific foods you ate at each club isn't that right? Yeah. Well, one of the one of the things that Alex mentioned he rattles off. It club space. He's kind of the gatekeeper for Jimmy at first and he gives them the lay of the land. So yes, about Alex Moffat from Saturday night live, he plays a a really. Good character he so good in it by the way and I have seen this film and I'll prove it. He's so good in it because I left thinking sorta like Oh what a Douche bag and then I was like, oh no, I was reminded. No, I like that guy on Saturday night live and he's just playing it so well yeah he he's the greatest guy for forty eight hours is the way I describe it, and then you Kinda like see Oh, maybe it's not taken Mississippi as he should be Rahm, which is the the actor but the the garage. So that's the lesson to be had for for will amongst many lessons and Boil down the premise of this movie. What exactly is it? It's a kid that he moonlights as a comic. He dreams about being a comedian and he's got the same job. He's got the girlfriend and he wonders when am I gonNa get my break Wendo against to go all in and the moment happens for him and he goes for broke and it's a it's a comedians very first time ever going on the road in a professional environment opening for who happens to be his idol of faded. Early two thousand. Star that's less relevant. The entertainer who's really great in the film edible. Pretty much all of the In this from regular people to comedians are played by Comedians. Yeah, that was that was a conversation we had early on of you know whether we go to acura hybrid and Vince Vaughn and I came to the conclusion that it's best to have straight comics because then it becomes like that the original muppet movie where along the way you're seeing all these people that are familiar or you could get to know and everybody knew their part like when I asked Russell Peters Elisa and Brooks to be the radio deejays I'd never had to direct them I was like you've been on the other side of this. So right go for it and that was it and you mentioned Vince Vaughn who is a producer on the film you just casually namedrop Vince Vaughn there. Need to explain it but he he what does it have to do with the film? Why? Why is he involved in this? He was the one that. Was One of the first friends I had when I moved to Los Angeles, which is weird but swingers is based on you. Isn't it Oh of course? Yeah. You know me you know be the ladies Marissa fast-talking Steve Burn No. I would you need you slow down your talk by the way?.

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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14:22 min | 11 months ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"L. J. You all black you you know. People have said otherwise over the years Jay. I'm looking at you you're black. I've always I've always thought. Oj That I could relate to you though. Does you can relate to me. He's go. Yeah you know. Your your one of your. How do I phrase this? You're going to say one of the good ones. No no no. No just Your your Scott says OJ. Simpson one of the good ones. Just an American success story and something that we can all aspire to be Scott. I appreciate that tenfold a hundredfold almost as many foles as how many end ninety five mass sitting in my basement which is quite damp so some of them may be getting a little a little old news fall. Yeah yes the mold in those votes. Yeah Roger. I have to ask any other details here on. Your goose tycoon documentary. Or what's been going on there? I mean I do also saying you owe much like what's his name. Joe Exotic Joey. Exotic Roger Peculiar also has a singing career Roger from Joe. I didn't get it from your mom older than him. So you sing though I do saying yeah I got I got you songs. I got one out called a goose man. Let's hear a little bit. I want to hear. Hey you hey now. You're this man. Get your game on go play. So that's how it's not even go. What is it even rhyme with all star? What IS HARAM WITH? What all star. What you're talking about the all stars like the baseball all-stars What's one of your other songs. Roger that's what it's called. Mom Goose bit my finger okay. Hey now goose. Bit pitchy game on ago play. Think about that. I want you anymore. I love them these. These are my favorite kinds of songs where they have different but all the same second line because it's it's nothing like the I do. A lot of people are saying. The first two are similar. This last one is is completely different. What's it called last card? You get three. It's not a large oeuvre. Yeah I come with numbered only a few solves but this beaks are just hard mouths. Let's hear it. All that glitters go shooting star. Break the MO change any lyrics of that Song Roger any other any other funny things Roger. You have nine or ten more songs to take us out of this thing. Well I did I drive. You came with a lot of fucking ideas. I added to go back a little bit but I did. Run for. Mayor ran for mayor and lost to a man with one thousand face piercings out on route. You married well. I'm glad you brought that up because I I of course tiger. Kate had three boyfriends over the course of the documentaries husband Syria to visit what boyfriend at the ad but I also play. The field is the field is empty and no one comes to my field. So that a log web saying well no well I. I was involved in a threesome. Recently I guess you could call it a love triangle. It's a married couple that I met at a bar that ask me to leave them alone. When I sent him a chicken finger plate from dairy queen we used to call click situation. Clucked so you so you were holding called a year at a bar and you you call the dairy queen and had them send over a play. I've always packing a chicken finger plate with the white gravy from dairy queen. Now we're running out of time. We just have time for one final feature on the show. And that's a little something called plugs into you do it and blue. Oh very.

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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01:37 min | 11 months ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Oj MORE ENTREPRENEUR. And of course intern. Gino you'll stick around won't you? I won't talk that okay. You're ready sky. I'm ready for hit it all right. We'll be right back with more comedy. Bang Bang after this. Take you Tom. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by just crack and AIG when you're an international podcast superstar like myself. It is hard to fit in a hot breakfast. But there's this thing called just cracking egg. You just add a fresh egg to their fins which include real potatoes veggies meat and cheese. You Stir Microwave and Blam oh you get a breakfast. Fit for a podcast. Pioneer there are seven different scrambles like Denver protein packed and all American. Try just crack an egg. My friends and take breakfast back. It's in the egg. I'LL DA this episode of comedy. Bang is brought to you by the discover credit score card. You check things all the time like your email or your XS instagram But what about checking something as important as your credit discover? Makes it quick easy? And here's the best part free discover is now offering fico credit scores. The score used by ninety percent of top lenders for free. Even if you're not a customer checking your score won't hurt your credit and you can check each month for changes. The discover credit scorecard free for everyone. Learn more at discover DOT COM SLASH. Credit scorecard limitations. Apply Comedy.

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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13:12 min | 11 months ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"She is a small business owner which is not true inventor idea I mean previous on previous episodes. I believe I've I've mistaken her for a small business owner. She has no small business but her name leads one to believe that she would have won. But Welcome back to the show entrepreneur. Hello welcome back to the low. Scott how are you Scott? Okay Scary Times yes scary times are where are you scared? You're not scared. I'm not scared I love it you. Where are you hold up are you? What are you doing up Gede up? Hoedown G. Eight piece up a town down. Yes I'm Atlanta Scott. Ideas are born You're in Atlanta. Adds up as up. Mace down. Not Getting sucked one bit. That's the most I've ever heard you curse by the way because I gave up my face with what's going on with what's going on. My faith is faith newly boyd so the pandemic here has shaken your faith to its very core to where you no longer believe in. God Yes Scott. That is correct. Scott Wow I have an idea of an idea. Okay so if you have not heard on on the show before entree comes in with ideas for businesses with IDEAS FOR INVENTIONS. So you have an idea. Now the quarantine has given you some sort of an idea. I used to past that. I have an idea. You always come in with ideas so I'm actually kind a baseline just not moving the needle at all Scott. Because you're seeing soon Scott. Well yes I do. Have an idea since I've given up my face. I have thought maybe those of us who don't believe can gather as you as you will. Yes in these times. I want us to gather because we will be covered by the blood by what blood. I'm listening in so far so far you got me. I love blood and I love that you know. I'm literally forty five seconds and Delvin exit. He says and now me talking when we're on zoom makes it even more difficult but I apologize normally when you say we're covered in the blood that's like a religious metaphor but you're not religious anymore. What do you mean? We're literally the pandemic. We're all going to be bleeding out human blood. I want us to be covered by the human blood. I have an idea. But that's not my idea. Scott Care would yeah. Human blood exists. Obviously human blood is a thing already Scott and it's not rectangular which most of your ideas are are either rectangle or square lettuce. Flat BLOOD IS FLAT. And it's also not really dimensional. It's actually three dimensional Scott. I'm not here for your religious. He Be Gbi. I'm here to talk to you about my newest invention all right. What do you got for hit us with a and by the way I will invest in something. I took a real craft money now. Yeah I took a real crash on the stock market so I'm just going through. What's in the vault? That how much will you make? An how much do you make now? I would say I have. I have roughly in the you know. I'm a little stock poor now but I have roughly in the in the realm of two point three million dollars here in the house just cash of various things. Yeah yes cash. And Berries Bonds and Mary Bond. I very bond trading card from his rookie season. Daring your house. Scott no I just have a trading card with you Scott Darrell. Strawberry is here but not Barry Bond. That's exciting Darrell. Strawberry is that an athlete. I believe it is. Yeah but he's just been he's been making ice cream Sundaes because he got into a side hustle. Yeah after he retired okay. Clever of Daryl's Sundays. It's got a good ring to it really. Does he only makes them on Sunday? Oh okay clever okay. So Scott got another idea okay but using rectangular time Scott please King Scott. I can't spend too much time here. I have a few social gatherings to attend. Tonight okay. What do you got a rectangle starts with a rectangle? Scher obviously in that rectangle. Other rectangles each rectangle is kind of a place in a row. If you will and read the Rosa rectangles is an al where people can walk. We're just kind of want rectangle rectangle on the floor. Correct Scott you follow. You follow okay. So at the front of the rectangle is going to be a rectangle kind of on its square side. Okay got it all right. Usually on top some might put a Bible in in this in this invention of yours is someone would put a buy in there. No no no not in mine because we didn't gave that this is a new invention isn't it? Yeah but I think that.

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

03:32 min | 1 year ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Thomas English muffin well. I eat a Thomas English muffin. Do you think that's as possible yeah I would say so okay. Do you want me to get you aren't I'll do well. I have one right here so I'll just yeah you there. Okay Great uh I'm GonNa Butter it Hewlett beautiful today who had that's A. That's an English Ngok here we go let me just eat the that is not a good muffin. I love it. This podcast brought to you by Thomas English Muffins. They WanNa know our ideal morning what it would look like if anything were possible well. If anything were possible possible I would probably make the sun. Go down and get it back to nighttime so I could sleep another extra five five hours honestly then it wouldn't be morning anymore though that's the conundrum well so maybe the Assan still has a son still has to be up in the Sky I would maybe put put like a smiley face on the sun because you see it in cartoons and you're like that would radd then you look up at the sun is like that's blinding me. There's no smiley face. I put a smiley face on it and then when it's about to rain it would slowly turn into a frown go. It's about to rain. That'd be cool yeah real cool and of course I would eat Thomas English muffin topped with you know butter jam or peanut butter how the Detroit are endless. I actually this morning Thomas's wake up to what's possible. Atoms are the ideal every day shoe and the world's first shoes to come in quarter sizes. Yes okay I was just in New York City just like I pictured it and I was described. I'm wearing them right now and someone said those are amazing looking shoes. I said well guess what what they come in quarter sizes and it was interesting because she immediately lit up and she said this is exactly what I need. I cannot buy I sous because one of my feet is bigger than the other sixty. Percent of people have one foot bigger than the other. So what Adams does it is. They send you different quarter sizes and lets you pick which one works best on which foot for your left and your right right foot they they send you they send you three pairs of shoes and quarter size increments. You only pay for one pair okay. They're not you don't have to buy three bear and then you pick the shoe that fits best on each foot. All the shoes are Unisex. They have a simple design that accents your personal style and then you send the others back and you keep the ones is that are the most comfy. The custom foam in the atoms model zero is extremely comfortable. I am literally wearing them right now and the anti anti microbial copper lining prevents odor. Here's what I wonder about anti microbial stuff. Okay you see it at the airport. They have these.

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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05:19 min | 1 year ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"She's an advocate. She's amazing so she sits down with lots of interesting people. I I read Jamie. Lee Curtis is in the first episode and woman woman named Kula Belie saw better still not incredibly interested continue right okay. Let me let me go Pignataro Royal. You met her okay getting their resume resume. Oh Yeah so she talks to the Star Wars movie ever Scene One of those star wars movie yeah. I don't know if I have actually you don't know if you've seen star wars moving have okay check this out. There's this dude darth vader. He's wearing sort of Japanese Kabuki outfit with a big helmet. Okay talks like that dude in the lion king the King King Okay Right and James Chainsaw owns that dude and he's the father of this other dude okay fucking crazy lasers and shit space yeah you'd really be into it. Okay okay sounds riveting okay so is this is the podcast about star wars yes yes. It's exact exactly what it's about and yet to podcasts. Don't make make a network. There's gotta be a third third. It's called good kids. How not to raise an asshole okay and it is essentially a quasi manual for raising better are human beings who host this? There's no host host to know is is fifteen minutes every week and it's a different person talking about whatever were you WanNa talk about related to child rearing or not like people are Dixon the world and we want to have less of them how to make peace child-rearing to getting rid of adult children exactly yes. You're not talking about murdering these people. You're talking we well. Everyone likes true crime so this just like our free crime podcast playing about people. You hope died exactly yeah well. That's wonderful these and these other two shows are coming out in the next few months your show Stober in November. Get very close to that day. We're that fatman comes down. The chimney is I don't know if you owe you. Don't celebrate that but it's really really fun. You'd you'd like that in star wars honestly if you ever want to not be Jewish you get star wars you get Christmas. I don't have to name my kid after dead people yeah sounds like a winning when win well limb. Nada is the network but you can get the any of these shows on the regular places that you get podcasts. I tune spotify anywhere. All you gotTa do is look him up by name. Your show is called last day and two episodes are out now and another one comes out on Wednesday and then every Wednesday thereafter new thing comes out until the earth burns up or burns up yet until the earth burns up the other thing. That's going to kill us all exactly all right. We didn't tell Yes yes. We need to take a break when we come back. This is very exciting. We have a retired person in two aspiring athletes this is what a show. We're really running the gamut here we'll we'll be right back with more Stephanie Woodall's wax more talking about Harry Balls Wax. My Harry Bleeds Brazilian wax. We'll be right back with more comedy Bang Bang. After this state farm believes in ghosts no they don't or maybe they do who knows but I we'll tell you one thing that they do believe state farm believes in helping people and strengthening communities communities. We all live in one if you're lucky being a good neighbor is rooted in the DNA Dino nucle- whole guy why do I even try. Why do they even attempt? I can't remember what it is but that's what state farms all about it's in their DNA and their core values every state farm employees an agent has it stay firm. They're involved with many organizations and initiatives that are focused on bringing about positive change in the communities in which we live such as neighborhood assist which strengthens neighborhoods by providing selected elected organizations with grants to make their communities better bed education assist. I could've used one of those when I was young which provides funding to colleges universities and nonprofits in order to help students successfully obtained skills critical for long term economic security security and this is my personal favorite and I don't know what it means but it's a web address neighbor who do F- F- good dot com neighbor who do F- Good Dot Com an interesting web address for an interesting platform what it is is it makes it easy defined and volunteer for causes that you care about as well as find inspiration with stories of others who were doing good earlier this year state farm launched their are one hundred for good initiative which challenges employees across the country to perform one hundred acts of good big or small probably small that will positively affect their communities program shines a light on how individual acts can collectively make a huge huge impact in communities across the country find out more about what they're.

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

12:53 min | 1 year ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"I was a true exclamation of joy but also trying to clear my throat at the same time I don't know whether I covered well for it but you be the judge jury and executioner we have a wonderful show coming up a little later. We have a retired person. Wow that's exciting. Hopefully they have a lot of time on their hands. The end we'll be speaking to them about either what they do with their time currently or what they used to do. We also have a couple of aspiring athletes. Okay okay so the sports world crossing over into scarborough territory here but hopefully I'll be able to juggle that my name is Scott Document by the way and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang Lettuce Talk to our first guest she has been on the show this. I believe this marks your second appearance. Am I correct indeed so I clear my throat while you answer and you just chose one word I. I'm sorry it's a neat I it's time time time was very good. Okay good. She is an author and I I was teacher. I'm not sure if you're a teacher any longer now why we're so God now the children used to be our future. They no longer all over the world. It has no future certainly does not. She is also a podcast or she has started her own podcast company which I don't like to have the the competition on but mainly it's real bummer network so I'm here to try to put you out of business. Discourage you increase the company's called lemonade and the first podcast on the network just launched with her as the host last week. It's called last day. Please welcome come back to the show Stephanie Whittles Wax. Thank you hello hi clear your throat again I kind of do I just just got back from a some live episodes late last night and kind of the shouting has taken its toll a little a bit but I please pardon me as Denzel Washington said in love scenes. Pardon me if I get excited. Pardon me if I don't get excited so pardon me by your Jill. Pardon me if I clear my throat but pardon me if I clear my throat and sound raspy who knows I like a raspy voice. Have you done a love scene in one of these movies with Denzel Washington all the time. I can't all the time gentle with it very very gentle seventy. You're on the show. Previously I would say approximately a year and a half ago two years ago somewhere in there sure yes agree with me to be agreeable. I was in twenty eighteen seventeen. I really don't Fuck No. I can't remember when Your Book Oh came out. My book came out in twenty seventeen twenty or seventeen you were here. I believe it was it may have been in the twenty eighteen. I had a son let me start edit. I came on your show in two thousand Eighteen Evan over here by the way who now likes to be called Kev inexplicably and uh-huh but he he mouthed twenty eighteen before I knew what he was doing just look like the most supple like like Happy Birthday Tame after President respraying and I was like oh he's trying to give me an answer of what's going on in two thousand eighteen here last year final answer I was here last year I was here I was pregnant. I was with child at the time and by the way I have an alibi. Okay okay. Hey my son. Pardon me if you do have a baby. Pardon me if you don't have a baby. That's what I say before every sexual encounter. I'll all check back with you in nine months you your book was called and I'm never going to remember the titles. I'm just GonNa let you say it. Do I think the title is how do you think it is. Hey world guess what any more books should start with hayward guess what and then just whatever the book is about every okay okay. This is the start with everything. Everything is horrible in wonderful at the same time. Go Fuck yourself now. What was it exactly it very agreeable? Everything is horrible and wonderful full a tragic cognitive fuck dragic comedies tragic comic tragicomic memoir own memoir. Yes I said Memoir and people made fun of me but I as the the French say memoir of Genius Heroin Love and loss that's right which was about our good friend of the show whittles who was on the show many times here it comes again that emotion or was that clear your throat. I was clearing the throat. No no emotion Wiley throat. I try to keep happiness or sadness out of it because who knows what how that will affect the clearing understand that was about your experiences the sister of Harris whittles and your experience on the other side of what he went through and that was the last episode. Go check that out if you want any update on the book it's selling so I mean. Is there going to be like an afterward it or anything you're adding to the milk or anything. There's nothing to add their stories done stories John. It's been told no it was I didn't expect for the book to be a book. I wrote the book because I I thought that I was dying of grief and I needed to not do that. That's when I hear that's what Dick Francis did. He was dying of grief so he decided to write about horses sources or he is a horse. We've never been able to figure this out is Dick Francis a man or a horse. You're an author you must run into him on. Some of these publishing is is he a horse yes. Here's a horse horse threw. It yeah knew it. I came here to clear that up yeah so you wrote the book okay came out. I'm going to say approximately twenty because Cav has left the room. It definitely was I've decided resolutely was two thousand eighteen and it did pretty well did you. I don't know make the advanced back. I don't know how these things work. I did new Vance back little walking around money on top. I my kids are fully going to call into lettuce tomato. I don't know if you guys know this book. Writing is extremely lucrative. You will make so much money writing books so oh yeah it's all good. We're valets now. Exactly all right never did that before never did it was like a thing I didn't realize what happened now. Tipped ballet's dispose income income xactly so that is out and then now you have turned your attention yet to podcasting yeah describe this process I mean I saw all what you were doing on the show and I saw you and I thought I wanted do Burger. I WANNA be your life yeah so here I am. You're welcome them to it. Oh Kevin Aka cab has brought me a hot tea instead of the Colty than I am a currently drinking. Should I switch it up I think what do you say let's take some calls halls. Should I switch this up. Okay collar you there. Hey Hey who's this. This is James. I'm in West Hills in West Hills. What state Sir what's the question? What state are you in? I don't know the West Hills area right Asada Minnesota of West Hills. Oh yes so should I drink. Should I switch the hot tea or should I drink the O. really clean before thank you found this show by the way or calling people finished first time caller I the first time ever calling anyone anyone big texter. They read some of your last texts. If you think I'm going to call in Scott checking that too that's that's right. That's my best friend. Can we get him on the line. Can you three way call him in play I three Oh. He's never received a call for me. I hope he picks up. Maybe colleges getting pick it up. Hey man what long ads I thought I was calling you. I've never used this before. No I was beeping in your line text. Yeah you call them. Your Ah yes I got say. WHO's this yeah Scott's on the line? Hey three-way now. WHO's this hey my name is John? What do you say hey before every single cendant Indi- I'm just not that one of barrio gear the dough during the national anthem? It's so good the out to how does he go. What is your name? Sir Did. Thanks John John and what was your name John and James and Howard. How did you guys meet Permira working or eating or neither I was working? He was eating. Oh okay. Did you ever switch it up some time so your friendship yes well. He does work there and occasionally. I will weekdays okay so you didn't meet working because are you on opposite shift opposition research but I would always come and go. Whoever did the closing work last night? All the everything is in the refrigerator yeah the oil decide where because all the ketchups are Mary who have been thrown away because you just trash all those muffins offense if you give them to someone and they get sick so don't drink the high tea so usually you don't drink batty because he texted me. He said he's GonNa call you yeah so you don't why shouldn't I drink this looks bad throat fl big fan of the show or big fan first time first time what listening big fat so I've only been talking to Stephanie a year for approximately eight minutes you love it. I love it if every episodes like this keep them common yeah. Do you guys have a manager at work like one of you should be working right now because you're on opposite ships Kurt who has the day with good the management. Can we get him on the phone because I think one of you is slacking off any rica hammers scuitto mode on. I think I'm getting a beep Adam do the call him or her all right hello. Hey what's going on to Hi yes to how is too high. Sir exactly three feet the rising. What is his soul the practice three feet and rising you gotta get back to work my way which she used to not enough care which one of these two is supposed to be working sir? I can't tell between between James and John Doe who's doing what you're supposed to be texted me by the way I'm sorry I was I was I was mid text and I don't have I message and I made the call so my name Sir our Jingle Heimer Okay and you've had your Gersh that's right and you're basically representing them for working at Pinera that's right and you get ten percent of their minimum wage twenty twenty four. We don't have managers you gotTa Give Age Twenty Okay Well. I thought he was a manager of a manager at Pinera but I'm an agent occurs Yeah. He gets none of percentage it okay yeah because he's packaged. Yes okay when you say you package it. What exactly do you mean? What did you package I will I packaged abor last paper little sticker? It goes you don't know what to go is as you work at Pinera emory to do you want it to eat here or to to I'll be sitting in the back finish my Turkey sandwiches. I go you're always eating there when he's working and vice versa whereas my best room clients all right. I'm hanging up by night. Wow so drink the tea yeah I think they fell firmly on the during fatigue side of the equation here we landed so tell tell me about these podcasts Stephanie you have one that you're hosting called last day and that is out now. The first episode just came out Yep Chantey who actually episodes or out because episodes Zeros out as well as episode one. Is that correct word about episode to what happens there. We're GONNA get there really week wait. What Day do you release these September twenty fifth okay well?.

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

03:12 min | 1 year ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

08:33 min | 1 year ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Oh. That's better help dot com slash bang bang bang. We're we're back here. We have the band yacht here. We have rob. John and claire luke that almost in perfect harmony amazing every time. I'm sorry i'm new to this. No of of course are always welcome. You're on comedy bang bang. We also have little tony. I'm you wanna make a big. You gotta do that's right. I think that might be your catchphrase. I think he might be sticking. Maybe <hes> we also have a couple of guys who came in here very hot. As well. We have memphis kansas breeze bramley and harlin guys how how you doing hello and have you calmed down since the passionate performances that you just gary yeah yeah i just i stepped out. Acid acid washed my blue eyes. I wear a lot of acid washed wanted to match. Yeah you want your eyes to match exactly yeah interesting and we'll tony diamonds here. The archaeologist who yeah well mummy the mommy's he's doing fine scott the mummy's fine just over here thinking about my dad's scott really your dad did that song about truck baby whenever truck laugh i mean it just it's almost like cats cats in the cradle in a way of just like reminds you of these kind of fatherly. Familial connections is true scott but i want to try something scott. Oh i'm game for trying ending. We have a little more time on the show. What do you want to try to bring my father back to life through this. Mummy's got through the mummy mummy whistle what happened to your father's body or corpse if i may be well it's kinda. Ghost say well we we. We cremated him. You cremated when he and then we sprinkled ashes on this mummy you did i did scott and it mixed with the salt on the mummy and his right scott okay is that a a part and parcel with red on hieroglyph got that that might be the way to bring back the death. You read hieroglyphs. Oh yes well trained archaeologist u._c._l._a. l._a. Baby come so that's a way to bring back the dead yes got. I need to bring back my pin. Dad through this mummy's got so we'll <hes> just a point of order with exactly the process here will the <hes> will your father's spirit be transported into the body a of this mummy so he won't look like your father anymore. <hes> will the mummy continue to be as old as the mummy is will the mummy be rejuvenated and or will well the mummy actually take upon the visage of your father scott though the incredibly poignant question and we about to find out on us yes yeah just gotta shake my head over to all right yeah you can you. Can you guys harmony real trick. Please yeah what is the best part of it. Shake shake him up. It started to move scott started to move my father. Daddy diamond recognize me back how happy in i'm positive that we're doing the bread debt from the remember the time video what what is that oh wait. You died pretty resilient louise. He's like you should know what the remember the time music fan also and michael jackson cancel right. We what do you think of felisa rashad from the cosby cosby show 'cause he's okay good well. We'll pie papa. I want to bring you back because i want to say. I'm sorry foot position on my clothes. I'm sorry sorry scott sorry. Sorry is salt and your mummy. Why are these rats crawling up my face among your mommy daddy now. There's one coming out of his eyesight. Your mommy daddy interest. I wanted to say that i'm sorry i did not become a pimp daddy. You let me down sir tho-those again. I told you the game was five. You meet a game and threw it. All away way. Like this is a conversation. You could add decades ago. He's through scout but it's got it to you here to both from three that you start fans. Turn your head to the right the right here. Hey how you doing is <music> picking. Daddy pick up your head. That's okay just place it on your head yeah yeah. This is simple but look this is. This is a band that you like daddy is the country grew yeah we did. We want everyone the past three years. Here's right we sure did all right day harlin <hes> <hes> th i mean there's a real mummy here right in front of you. I'll tell you what i i can go into my brain and do a search right how to keep those mommy alive. Harlan search real quick mar mar.

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

03:06 min | 1 year ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

05:31 min | 1 year ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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05:12 min | 1 year ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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31:05 min | 1 year ago

"drew tarver" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"The yard. Welcome to comedy bang bang. <hes> thank you to what i don't even want. Wanna say it. Circumciser cats raised admission. Thank you so much. He it's like volmer. I never want to say it ever again. Welcome going to comedy bang bang for another week last week of augie doggie. This is very exciting. We are bringing. We're putting augie doggie to rest. We're putting augie doggie to sleep. He's going to that great farm arm in great style today. My name is scott occupant hosted comedy bang bang and we have a wonderful show today a little later. We have an archaeologist. I don't think we've ever spoken spoken to an archaeologist on oh. No we have yes two of them. In particular i'm thinking of but we'll hear exactly what is up with the world of the digging and digging for old stuff we also have a country band a little later so a very musical legal episode <hes> today because our first guests are a not a country band although you reside in a country if i'm not mistaken trim countries in the united states of america yes absolutely john. Love it or leave it and you. They have have a new record coming on. This is the first record in three years four years as for four years yeah a whole presidential term has have you had a little bit of another one sure yeah fair but it's been heck. I'm just gonna say it a while since you've <hes> how to record out but the new record is called chain tripping and it's out this friday please welcome for the first time although you have been around here and we have met before but first time i'm on this show. Please welcome rob jonah and claire from yacht <music>. Sorry i usually in the one because it's really working on the show guys. Thank you so much for near. Oh thanks for having us. You have an in l._a. Stalwarts for a long time the first time we ever met i met you in a backyard of a house. Is that true or does that untrue god. I don't remember so rude. I know i know what has to talk about. You know what i'm talking about. I have the worst oh that house that how the drug house was this drug dealers. No we met at a backyard concert eliminates the race all day fundraiser where i performed and had one of the worst performances of all time i believe because he was in the backyard hard yeah. It's not on stage either. It was like hey there's <hes> we need the stage for the musicians coming up a little later so do you mind just doing it on the grass. Wherever i'm sitting i was like all right. I'll try. I don't think we had a stage yeah. There wasn't much of a stage yeah lab. You had a designated sleigh french windows. The area i literally was walking amongst the people doing my bit. God remarry your bit so that's good. Thank you very much always nice to meet a fan but i do remember you guys is there was so impressed <hes> just a blistering live performance me immediate fans and so we talked after the show and what's new you guys and it's so good to see i was so happy when your representative wrote to me to say that you were coming out with new record because it's been quite a minute since i've seen you and the new records grades and tell us all about it jayme tripping shout out to john belkin for reaching out that's are labeled at great guy always sends me records could stand to send me more big comedy comedy fan. I'm not going to save that. He's been stingy with the records but i would appreciate get a weekly package instead of a thrice monthly and more than one copy of each thing right sure oh by the way i forgot to bring the extra copies of your record in here for the other participants on the show. We haven't even seen our record on three copies. Now on vinyl cd furred medium of choice. I the c. sounds good. Actually yeah great <hes> great in the car okay where to begin. This is claire by the way i have the woman's voice. Maybe what does that even even mean these days. It's true this economy. Hey whatever works david said whatever works well okay so it's a record album of ten song includes ten songs. It is somewhat unusual in the in the fact that we used artificial intelligence to make it. Oh now tell us what that means like so gimmicky out of the gate but i've seen very intellectual. I've seen the movie a._i. With our good friend haley joel osman's does that have anything to do with that you know the part of the end where they kind of tacked on that bit. That's two thousand years in the future and the robots. That's where the movie stars to me. It's like that part right. It's not like the first tooth is not the stanley kubrick part that poor that poor <hes> no. We decided like three three years ago that we wanted to make a record with a._i. I because we i don't know we wanted to punish ourselves. Maybe when you say you made within you found an a._i. And inducted them into the band no no it doesn't work like a lot of people sort of commonly anthropomorphized a._i. You know it's like when you say i think like a guy usually a guy or or woman a servant. I i mean usually what i'm thinking. I'm thinking of a woman very specific characteristics but go very beautiful very beautiful woman no but it's not it's a bunch of complicated located <hes> unrelated mathematical processes that are actually like so tedious to work with and when we started this project. We wanted to dislike give an a._i. All of our back catalog and be like make make us new songs and then we'll do this conceptual thing where we perform these songs as written and it'll be like wow so weird but then it turns out that the technology just isn't at that point yet which is a good thing so you you were trying. You're trying to get someone else to write your songs for you smart yeah. Let's work again in this economy of course so now i of course very famously i i think i did a commercial with a name zo who went out of business recently i found i tried to engage her on twitter <hes> <hes> and have some conversations and he was just infuriating yeah. That's a chat bot right up on exactly okay yeah. I mean they're not good at anything is the thing they're really good at taking a bunch of information and then and then like learning all of language just from that information like self is amazing babies five years two or whatever but it what they spit out is usually so and i can do anything baby can do in five years and in five years we'll be able to do that two seconds but now it's still kind of a tedious process. That's right so but <hes> so what did the i do for this record exactly well. The i wrote the melodies and they i wrote the lyrics but but when i say that i mean the the to several different mathematical processes spat out like tens of millions of words and then we had to be like okay what are the most interesting where it's so you edited dreaming very big human in the loop situation okay but did you read all these ten thousand words tried. We read so many we read a lot. Is that like the size of moby dick how many words moby dick oh. It's it's bigger than let me dig for sure yeah just using the album title i had to read like six thousand potential album titles which totally broke my brain really what were some of the ones you do my god. Let me get my phone up. We should've put up already. It's the thing will spend infinite titles and some of them are really really good but they're all like like just a little bit meaningless not like chain tripping yeah not like changed from being which means a lot in fact googled it and the things that came up were one like the ancient arrowhead page about taking e._m._t. Over and over again and tripping oh and then one youtube video that was like that's like a twenty five views like like guys like whipping a physical chain around some kind of like piston or i don't know mechanical thing joe tree. I've got the list. Where do you want me to start these. The list is life. Let's hear it okay here. We go just for the sake of the audience. He's stroh. He's scrolling liberally with his finger. He's still scrolling scrolling scrolling. He'll never stops growing this is it's only list yeah okay so just some of these random. What do we have galaxy our crash march. I can't to the number two. I can't home to kicking pieces. That's good nasty. Heroes bad stop seed. None of these are great. They're like kind kind of passable but they're not right come to and after you read so many of these moon tv color of the week beat the path complicated chasers jump blake trial do jump like a child is not bad because he games colon and artists joy that roses was was there a was the command to come up with an album title or was it. Did you command it to an when i say command. Maybe you ask nicely divestment. Did you say like gives us a bunch of random phrases. Was it like we need an album title. We did three different things one process was we trained this on only every movie title on so that's some of them kind of sound like movie titles. Commit learns language character by character letter by letter just based on i._m._d._b. Movie titles okay so that one process that didn't work and they all sounded too much like movies so then we trained them on a corpus of every band we've ever liked every song title in every album title of theirs and that also didn't really really we're because did it did it echo them too much to slightly off. It's hard to explain yeah like nothing. Fell slightly off sounds like you see right now. It's still around like i said to me. The third word model was a thing called g._p. To claire you can talk about okay well g._p. To is this model that like elon musk's terrifying company made and is trained on all of the text on the entire internet and when they invented it they wouldn't release it publicly to the world because they thought that it would instantly destroy humanity like this will destroy all language like it. We'll fill the internet with quote unquote plausible nonsense and it'd be impossible to differentiate like anything i mean. I feel like we're already there. Yeah so what's the point. Just go ahead the way this one works as you can. Give it a prompt prompt. You can be like scott. Ackerman is that will fill in the blank with just paragraphs and let's re reference. Your name gets really really fast. Oh really yeah. It's just like if you want it to so that for that we just said the next album title is in the net gave us a list of fifty okay and i kept doing that over and over until i got something thing that i liked and that's how we got here and so it was chain tripping the one. You were as soon as you said you know. We had a top five. We had the top ten for awhile chris brockton remember the other ones. I have the list if you want to hear the top one of the most dancing with the bubble. That's pretty good. It's that. I think it's cute. It's cute yes by the way just mind to dancing with the bubble burlesque fruits on the group. That's not bad ninety hip hop record mind out okay that was in the top five and then from guys guys talked to you for a second doodle into nothing not bad yeah and just personality that one was pretty good personality. I actually that ties in with the theme too because they is kind of have a personality. I think it should have been called personality. Okay well shit. Oh interview with the balloon that was that was one of my oh wow well you. It's a great record. I've heard it. I've listened to one of my three copies twice and so do that math and you gotta listen to twenty twenty songs and you're gonna be playing songs from it here today. Will you primarily lately at least work work within the realm of your on the label and sort of dance music for lack of a better sir descriptors but you're playing all these songs live live and i saw you during your sound check and jonah. You're like switching between three instruments and doing all the keyboard parts <hes> it does. This is a very exciting to see you guys do these just mere feet from us so very excited for that so and chain tripping comes out this friday. Is that right yes. Are you worried that let's see what movie comes out on friday. I'm telling you that nothing really out. Although i will say that i think blinded by the light is still. It's been in theaters two weeks at this point so i think you're okay. I'm so relieved relate. I know that all of culture can only consume one thing hang on each given day. I will say we all agree on what it is. It chapter two comes out a week after your record so that's seven days before it chapter two takes over the cultural tro conversation so try to listen to it within those seven days before penny wise and pound foolish come into your brain just so spooky susuki guys very happy to have you here. We're going to be hearing songs from you very soon but before we do that we have to get to our i guess asked. Is that all right when i say i guessed i mean you guys are like family at this point okay olive garden. He's an archaeologist and we're going to be hearing exactly what that means where he digs what he digs for. Please welcome to the show little tony diamonds. Hello scott matt. How are you doing today. I'm doing great. This is a band yacht. Hello yes claire. This is rob. Hello yacht health got great. I like that that's coming manila right off. The bat got so you got yacht rock. You got god. I gotta get something off. My gosh okay guy. I knew another guy who came in. I'll tell you it's a it's a common thing either. He's got now. I need to let y'all know that. I was raised to be a pimp scott you you did. I hear that correctly a thousand five year though to be a pimp got really so. That's after what i can do. I learn language. The second i learn language there was like i sent him out on the pimping game scott so you were raised. He's tell was raised to be a pimp scott. But of course when i came of age i looked at my life and i said to myself. I cannot be a part of this dark dark dark dark occupations scott okay so you. How long were you a pimp then. I really dabbled a couple days. How does one dabble welding okay so first of all you gotta go to pippa kennedy. Oh i don't know what that is academy where you of course you don't know what that is but let me school you know the players ball of of course of course scott that crossover in his own people know about the players got now. Will you know that the the i have three international player of the year in my family's got. I did not know the diamond family is a pimp in institutions like a dynasty dynasty steve scott but who in your family is also well. I hate to keep saying the word a bucket within the pimp champ professor. We'll scott you could say it because because i am not proud of it scott. We're talking about talking about it. I will face got my daddy's name. Was danny diamond okay. He's no longer with us. He is norie james his name okay okay. He's no longer with us as we did. When it was it is will he would. I die. I want to be buried. I want to be buried as jim parsons sir. I don't know dad was weird. So how do you ever get confused great. I get lot the weight aside aside from visiting the grave. You get lost all the time. He's a big scott. Can i say that is that good to get lost all the time archaeology. It's like you're the guy we entrust following me but i will say it is hard to find my father greg because i go to grave it. Somehow somebody else so. It's the different teams as well but i will say that of course i did not want to perpetuate that lifestyle got life the lifestyle sorry about my list but like i said i was raised to be a pimp. Wait so you learned that yes that is right. Guy is put on right now. I can stop at any time. What's your real voice. I just want to hear a taste. It's got like this okay so very without the list that right guy so so i gave up being a pimp after the pimp academy dabble for a couple of days i went on the streets tried to make eye contact with some hose. None of that was coming out of pocket. Tuck it so. I'll say it sounds to just gave up. It wasn't that i gave up it was that it was too hard to do it and look at myself in the mirror. I see ain't easy to look at yourself in the mirror. That's what they say that the whole frame okay i understand so what did you not like about it well. Of course i didn't like the practice of manipulating people when the down on their luck in the criminal element and drugs so now. I'm archaeologist got that's wonderful. I went to u._c._l._a. Archeology school okay and actor after you so i was definitely i was an older man college okay. It was sort of a back to school bank. Just goes is doing cannonballs in the pool again of balls and of course i will never take greek food of course even when i hope into an gobind go in the hot tub of course scott okay great so so scott. I want to talk to you about archaeology. That's why i'm here today wonderful yacht. Are you interested in the field of archaeology at all not at all okay well. Let's see if you can hook us in. Let me let me school yard game archaeology. Okay all all right sure now to be a good archaeologist. You gotta get up. Early is hailing a mountain. It's got real what time i'm talking before. The motherfucking burs get up. Okay i mean i'm driving to work at the birds already chirpin baby so you get up before they get up and then when you're driving they've gotten up there turpin by they've had opportunity to wake up starter okay so so that time period hid pre birds getting up. How long does it take you to get ready takes about three hours three hours to get ready. Was scott are part of the game that i have never lost scott. I gotta keep looking good. Got okay your sense of style. I didn't want to describe you wearing a big ass green through with a big triangular green hat taft going all around it <hes>. I got gator shoes right. I gotta gate undershirt you do yes. Wow and i have one gay to go through. And what have you done with your hair here. It's what's gator gold. Oh gator go. Please will let me screw you to the game jonah. It's gaydos gold is gold that you melt on a gate is back so it has the outline of the gator print. All i see eh a gold leaf. No no you melt to gold on a gate is back and that hurt the gator no frigging idea every ass. I'm archaeologist abiodun hot gold hot as hell. You know what a lot of the gate is die. I would think so. It's almost like tar and feathering yeah yeah in though but you know i'm not i'm not here to talk about dark things guys. I'm here to talk about archaeology. Okay well. Please so it seems to me is if you get up you get hours before the birds birds. Go get up early now. Scott something that people don't understand that archaeology need got. It's not is it more difficult than pinton beyond beyond when people used to say company. I look back on that time and i say what the fuck y'all talking. I mean you really don't do anything other than manipulate people yeah. It seemed to me like you just need to get over. You're looking back. I'm like doing so much work. These days first of all it's so red tape to get it to these archaeological sites scott red tate. How do you mean red tape. I mean you've been to school into schools. They offer you think i wanna go to paramedic geezer right shirt. I talked to the egyptological society in egypt. Ripley cray is scott. I mean you can't just go. I guess seattle okay so i am band from egypt right. Now you're banned from is right because i did try to go down and pimp some game on on the pyramid. How would you mean some game. Well i go up to the pyramides and i'm like hey what's up pyramid. Hey mm-hmm hey. Hey what you doing are here by yourself. You let people walk appalling. Y'all ain't get no money. Let me take somebody's antiquities. He's off your back. Maybe and give them to a museum and make some money. They belong in a museum. Martin lee yeah that is exactly what i said. What i saw these activities outwitted wooded ruben. I said first of all i hate the because they were a bunch of steaks and then i looked at these things they hate. Snakes stays come home there. No one donate sticks. I love sticks and i loved the freedom of the house or leave him outside robot though yeah this robot bottle was all about what you guys do everybody yeah well. Oh yeah go in archaeological site and i say all these things things belong in a museum and museums pay me and i'm gonna sorta troll around museum making sure people paying sure protect the art. Can i say a little tony diamonds. It seems to me as if you're using the techniques and tactics of your previous job why has a pimp scott in your your current job as an archaeologist. What you described right. Now is a classic comedy device. That'd be so there's your life. My life and i wish it was dot truth. Gosh she didn't have so many characteristics of comedy device but it's your life if i i want people laughing at beef got archaeology eighty. That's true and i do want to say i'm also up for archaeologist of the year this year. You are international archaeologist allergists. You find something of no tours. Yes i found a mummy's got. You was it like everybody says have found a moment ago. Was it like walking around. No it was it was definitely landau among the misconceptions that people have about money so a lot a lot of people dig buddies are like always walking around arms out strands out. They got toilet paper on them. That ain't true what is true about most of the time scott they're just covered in salt and they are like in a very dark room that it's hard to get to right and when you say something's been mummified. It's just there. You're in a container is almost like they pick a lynn but they're still scary there definitely scary but it's mostly because of all your anticipation <hes> <music> once you get in there and brushed the sold off. It is just a bunch of calcified. Organs is though i mean that's still sounds scary gary but i will say you're not gonna get hotter than anything new curses. I got the mummy right here in my back pocket. You do small. No no. It's huge. Look how big my panther those are giant. I pull out the big old bubble. That's definitely scary. It is scary right but i'm taking this this year though it was just fine but this is what i'm going to be dragging into the fuck international archaeologist bald if you've got and i'm going to be dressed to the motherfucking fucking nine oh i can imagine addressed. Oh i'm address. Mummy up seems like it would be on brand for you to dress the mummy breath would be scott. It's almost as if it's like. Did you about comedic device it so i guess i would but it's true that is just maybe my life is a comedy got. I don't i i would love to film you for the next year of your life edited together and just put it out and maybe people will see it as a drama based like a good idea c._b._s. Got dude went on david letterman with the beard. He was movie but we did know joaquin phoenix about now okay. He doesn't have that beard and he's the joker abe is very very scary. It's not funny. You don't say his name talk about the jokers yeah. We shouldn't talk about him. I'm a little instigator to joke. We shouldn't talk about circumciser. We couldn't shake dot talk about him and i do not want to talk about danny. Diamonds don't wanna talk about my family and my dark history in the sector. Who who is who is danny. Danny diamonds is my father of course got. Oh i'm sorry i know him. Jim parsons you should do that. He changes his name before his death and of course he died in mysterious circumstances fantasy what what made them so mysterious well. He was strangled by look like a toilet paper mosser a toilet paper monster yeah yeah there was a bunch of toilet paper around and there was like some dirt and foul and marks on your father about like arm high here like give someone just with walking with the arm out and then grabbed way to god. You don't think it with the mummy. Was there more more than one movie. This is the only one experienced got ida. When did this happen. I mean did it how it happened very recently right after right after i found the mummy's he's got you brought the mummy home with you. Oh scott archaeology especially when toilet paper monsters they're killing. Your father is like the game done chaith. I used to just swing from from ropes runaway from rolling rock and now i'm getting changed. My mummy's got the gamed aimed unchain been chased by mummy. It sounds like you're dragging him along. Maybe man what do you guys think. My father was killed. What sounds like yeah sounds taking your father's murderer day to the archaeology of the year award twenty nineteen possibly dressing up your father's murderer and a little pimp outfit and you're taking getting into the archaeology thane alternatively a lot of people are found dead on the toilet very commonplace of course you'd be found on dead and sort of this be with ruby here. There was a crown crown yeah and there the sceptre those after but there was blood writing on the wall. It said mummy did this so yeah. <hes> this is a big tip g. Get it to think easier that archaeology because truly archaeology it easy pippen eighties. It's it's a lot less scary. Is it yeah you never you never woke up in the middle of the night and started reading album title than there would like jonah coming for you. Wait john. I'm coming for you. That's a cool album title john. I'm right behind you. There's a little bit of that but it wasn't direct like that and it wasn't scary and it wasn't scary yeah. It's mostly like nice iso- fun okay. John and let's hang out. Oh that's cool. That's maybe me it's probably the only unique from inside this me help you that was there any of that with the blood in writing of like a friendly fun stuff say something like you must relief me for the earth to be broken. Release him okay. I'm really worried that you've wrought this mummy. No toilet paper this mummies in my stable right now so nobody look does mummy in the i. This is currently my mummy. Okay thus the rules in the archaeology okay but it seems very similar again. If i may pointed out the rules of the just giggle their profession that you dabbled in giggled build a little bit scott because that's what you said what you said. What did you look at it for explaining. I giggle. I was very confused about the ill if anyone giggles on this panel. I need an explanation because i i'm frankly i'm thrown by. Ask you know i'm over here cracked by shit up because i think about it. I'm like this is. This is like a cavity. Almost you're a real person with real wants with regards i._r._s. And i got a personal life. I got a wife. I got a lot of who's your wife. Oh my wife. If my wife's name is police wade vif elisa's on like mummy. That's right from the cosby show well. We don't talk about that about talking about the kind of job you really. You've never brought it up even ones. I just found out she was on it. You're not a fan or uh never really disappeared so far in daycare when he got cancelled. I was kind of like good riddance really that funny. What was the sandwiches out here. There's a big long. Bill may get your copy about city funny. She was never funny always telling people to pull their pants up right you you pay. The bill said you'll have to the curve so you've never said that to. Felicia know elma god bless you listen to this if you tell her. You're on my oh no. Where did you meet her. Oh i met her at a party a u._t._a. Party yes no it was it was the writers who wrote wrote emmys party party. I think she was making it appear. It's a reason writer spending money. Yeah it was wild days before for the whole agency bullshit right but anyways yeah better. She was catering catering yeah. She was thinking appear at cater company. Yeah well. I guess the residuals of dried up and she doesn't want to collect those residuals really she refuses them. Oh interesting. Oh we have never talked about you you. This is just what you're gleaning. Just we both say we share a bank account got a check. Oh okay does she have another account. Maybe the cosby account which by the way would not be a bad. I didn't want to go first of all the kospi accounts. I don't hate that idea it thousand pretty funny but wow mysteries where it's thrilling to. I'll tell you what if my wife has another bake account. She could do whatever.

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