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"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"Hey everybody. This is your old friend Dr Grant and I just wanted to let you know that you are about to hear a classic voicemail episode of the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd now one thing you've got to keep in mind is that the voicemail number mentioned in the show is no longer operational. So please do not call it other than that. Enjoy the show. Hello everybody. This is Dr Floyd from the Radio Adventure Dr Lowly Dr Grant from the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd, and we thought we'd take some time today and answer some of our voicemail because, hey, you know what? Degree Oh? What's that Dr O. She's thinking ammonium. What were you thinking about a? Song and a long time. Yeah but Dr Floyd, you don't like singing remember. Yeah but I just think maybe we should do it. This wouldn't happen to be because Dr Steve has put out a couple of songs and a few of them headed featured on the doctor Demento show. Is it? No it doesn't have anything to do with that. Why would I give? Dr Steve Does. Well all right. Well, we'll come up with a new song, but in the meantime, let's answer some voicemail. Okay. Okay. Look a good idea. A lot of people have been calling our voicemail line at eight, one, eight, three, three, two, three, zero, five, three, and we have a whole bunch messages. So here's the first one that gives me a great idea listening this three, three, two, three, zero, five, three, we think no doctor Florida I think that's already been done. Well, they got their idea for my friend Jimmy okay well, here's our first voicemail. Worried Again. I was just wondering I just finished watching her new thing on the video podcasting and I was wondering since they know the Statue of Liberty's made of copper if they just drenched the Statue of Liberty with salt and vinegar would that make it like shiny again thanks bye. Hey, thanks for the great question Sam and as far as I know the Statue of Liberty is made out of copper so it should work. Right Dr Floyd Yeah. You're right. But actually a lot of people don't know the last time. The Statue of Liberty was restored painted it green just like oxidized copper. So it wouldn't work I did not know that Dr Floyd, but it gives me a great idea for our song. Let's do a song about the Statue of Liberty Oh yeah Japan idea. I got one listen to this hosing down dad you'll liberty within eager Jolo. Maybe, that's not such. A good idea after all. Here's our next voicemail. What kind. Point. I want. Right, those her teams do everything what he wants. With. His. His show. I think the audio kind of dropped out there. He would let Dr Steve Steal Anything except for his what do you think he meant? Maybe, he was talking about determined space travel device. Yeah. Maybe if Dr Steve didn't steal a time and space travel device, he one of enabled to go back in time to steal things to put on Ebay. Eleni. No. No No. No. No it's just that I'm calling from the fees I think I've to Dr Fly. and. And you listen to your body Gosh. I'm just GONNA ask the question why does? A. Lot of. The third grab. Your. Looks more smarter than than he always knows. Telling. You things. and. Can't say hi to my brothers and sisters. Wasn't that Nice not to grant somebody called here all the way from Philippine. I know I. Sure. Wouldn't WanNa pay that phone bill. No me neither. But what a great question and what a fantastic idea for a song what are you talking to a doctor Greenwich Smarter and they're going hey. Oh no no just say hello to the brothers and sisters hello brothers and sisters. All right. Play the next voicemail. Hi Dr Floyd. This is this is Leslie and and Matthew and we were wondering My Our dad just came back from this podcast convention. and His name is Carl and And we know how to stay yawkey rival nucleic acid. We were just wondering if you know how to say by Dr Floyd sounds like a challenge me. They can't believe these wage you're dealing with the world's most brilliant scientists here. Of course, I can say it sweet years smart one Dr Floyd. And guess what else I gotTa. Song Idea Deoxyribonucleic as the. DP leader. Okay. No Not GonNa work. Thank you though thank you. Okay. Thank you so now. Okay. Here's an ex voicemail. Hey, this is molly ricks from Georgia. And I want to say I love your show and? And I especially love. The meatball song. And You might just. You know on say something. Good. Good I'm. Thanks. Boy They figures they would love a doctor Steve Song I know Dr Floyd but you know that last part of their message does give me an idea for a song that you and I could do together. What do you mean? Good. Good. Jay. Jay Walker. He's done. Okay here's an voicemail. Hi, Dr Floor. Hello Is. It me looking? Under Floyd now. Okay. Hi Dr. fully. My name is Peter six years old. My favorite song is dare to be stupid but weird out. What's your favorite song goodbye that's a great question. What is your favorite silly song Dr Floyd. Well, my favorite song is by Ellen. Sherman it's called Halo Mada. Aloe Vera. camp. Granada. Okay. Stop Dodger Fan base very hard. Thank you. Gene. Thank you, Dr Floyd. Damage. Hiking I guess. You're really where I got. To turn the volume down she's in this carry anonymous carry. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Dad Dad? Blah he taught me using what I'm thinking. Yeah. Got Degree. Get your drums. In good. Taste. Last. Their lives part, but the rest was good you listening teekay. Some things. Some. Things I'm things are things. Ono She got cut off. There's too bad. Smell record contract. You said Dr Floyd. Well, thanks for everybody WHO's called our voicemail at eight, one, eight, three, three, two, three, zero, five, three and left us a message. We really appreciate it goodbye everybody. Yeah. Talking later. Cut. That run through my head all day..
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"Well, their friends, it's evil mastermind, Dr Steve here, and you are about to hear a classic voicemail episode of the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd. Now, we recorded these episodes back in the day when our voicemail line was up and operational, it's not anymore. So please don't call it. It won't work but we hope you enjoy this classic voicemail episode nonetheless. ooh, that's fun to say nonetheless nonetheless nonetheless none. His episode, everybody. This is Dr Grant from the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd initiated Dr Floyd from the Radio Adventures of Roy, did you have a good vacation Dr Floyd is your did you I certainly did it was a great time? Did you check for takes? But we just went to six flags over super soggy sugar. Lake, we stayed in a hotel the whole time. Well, that's true. Checker bedbugs to then. All Right Hey, look our voicemail machine is full of messages. Jerry's Dr Grant. You know everybody must have called us at eight, one, eight, three, three, two, three, zero, five, three, you obvious that I was reading that yeah. Here's our first voicemail. Okay. Hi Dr. Floyd Mornings Elche and. I'm ten years old and. I was wondering and one of the episodes. For Him Christie and. Ensign. Temporary got married. But in another episode you guys said that basically there was no big. Time. Bay Street. Now, I was wondering wouldn't diversity And also is another question that I have. How in the world did Dr Steve. Needs, fidget. Thanks bye they tell the show that's pretty smart of you to figure out that day thing you know I didn't realize you wouldn't a date for their wedding. Oh Yeah. Temporary. Did that on purpose? Really Yeah. That way he won't get in trouble if he ever forget their wedding anniversary Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. But don't tell flight attendant Christie doesn't know. Oh, well, don't worry I won't. Okay. Well, you know the next part of the WHO are you text messaging nobody just continue all right well, the next part of the. Getting here right now. You didn't just text message that a flight attendant Christie did you Dr Floyd what? No I wouldn't do that. All right. Well, the next part of the voicemail asked how did Dr Steven Fidget me do you Dr Floyd. Actually Dr Steve went to sidekick matchup dot com. What is sidekick matchup dot com. Oh boy just great website you can go to if you need a new sidekick. You've never been there have you Dr Floyd. Oh. Of course not I wouldn't go there but you said it was a great website. Yeah I. Imagine it would be if you needed a new side gate, let's say you know your current shade cake is getting on your nerves talking about your small head end Not Minding his own business example. All right. Well, here's our next voicemail. You sure you haven't been there no, no hypothetically had. Good calling how much I love your show and? Really need I think that you should catch him? Come away for good because. He. Very. needs to be locked up into. Okay. Thanks Levy show again. Yeah. You'RE RIGHT JESSICA DR Steve Really is a bad person and if we could catch him, we would put him in jail attis very slippery character. He's always trying to weasel way out of getting caught on not only that he rarely takes a bath so he's literally very slippery. That's true. All right. Well, here's an next voicemail, floyd, this is Taylor and. Schuyler. and. We want to ask you a question. I don't know you ask a question Okay, Well we love your shows. Well, it's not only a question about be listening to your show and we were wondering when you're GonNa, make like more shows and like I let I especially like the videos they're awesome listening to them all during class because we're allowed to. But yeah. It's awesome Canada and I'm fourteen and my sister which twins. Yeah. Awesome. By there was a very nice call. What do you think Dr Floyd the only way to describe that call was awesome. Yeah, also. Yeah. Oh Oh Ta Um Okay here's the next call to fly how come your head is so small and you know so much by. Okay well, I'm GonNa Answer the second part of that question I. Now, the reason I know so much is because I went to school and I studied very hard. What about the first part of that question? Let's see www dot shade kick majer. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's go onto the next voicemail ways choice Dr Grand Dr There Floyd in doctor, and this is true from Connecticut I. Really like this show my favorite show. Is when Dr Dre tied because he had a nightmare because this show and then at the end he's you say three men and a baby and you and. Dr Green in Dr Floyd fell down and my sister wants to know worded figure get. The socks saved rocket pet. I really love your show and say. Oh, boy that was a good one. You got him good Dr Floyd wake up wake up buddy. All right. Take a deep breath. Oh. You answer this question. What was you? Where did feature get his socks? Shape rocket pack from that would from the super soggy sugar suck. Shaved supplies tour. Oh, super. Yeah. Okay. Well, here's our last voicemail I gotta sit down because my name satirists talks. Is Thought Dr Steve is is this a point to go with? The President Brand Name Sarah Liberty Midland. And everything still. But after that 'cause sometimes you say something Stupid after that what does she mean? I. Say stupid things don't worry about it Dr. Floyd you don't say stupid things. Thanks for the call Sarah and the next time we see Dr Steve We'll give that a try. We'll say you knock it off Dr Steve Because a girl named Sarah said. So what do you think Dr Floyd? Eighty do little plastic things on any of your shoelaces are called aglet. No Right. Well, we want to thank everybody for calling eight, one, eight, three, three, two, three, zero, five three and leaving us some voicemail and we'll be back with some more voicemail soon. Don't really say stupid things. No Dr Not at all age new recognize longer without water than a camel. True..
The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"Everybody. This is Dr Grant from the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd initiated Dr Floyd from the Radio Adventures of Roy, did you have a good vacation Dr Floyd is your did you I certainly did it was a great time? Did you check for takes? But we just went to six flags over super soggy sugar. Lake, we stayed in a hotel the whole time. Well, that's true. Checker bedbugs to then. All Right Hey, look our voicemail machine is full of messages. Jerry's Dr Grant. You know everybody must have called us at eight, one, eight, three, three, two, three, zero, five, three, you obvious that I was reading that yeah. Here's our first voicemail. Okay. Hi Dr. Floyd Mornings Elche and. I'm ten years old and. I was wondering and one of the episodes. For Him Christie and. Ensign. Temporary got married. But in another episode you guys said that basically there was no big. Time. Bay Street. Now, I was wondering wouldn't diversity And also is another question that I have. How in the world did Dr Steve. Needs, fidget. Thanks bye they tell the show that's pretty smart of you to figure out that day thing you know I didn't realize you wouldn't a date for their wedding. Oh Yeah. Temporary. Did that on purpose? Really Yeah. That way he won't get in trouble if he ever forget their wedding anniversary Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. But don't tell flight attendant Christie doesn't know. Oh, well, don't worry I won't. Okay. Well, you know the next part of the WHO are you text messaging nobody just continue all right well, the next part of the. Getting here right now. You didn't just text message that a flight attendant Christie did you Dr Floyd what? No I wouldn't do that. All right. Well, the next part of the voicemail asked how did Dr Steven Fidget me do you Dr Floyd. Actually Dr Steve went to sidekick matchup dot com. What is sidekick matchup dot com. Oh boy just great website you can go to if you need a new sidekick. You've never been there have you Dr Floyd. Oh. Of course not I wouldn't go there but you said it was a great website. Yeah I. Imagine it would be if you needed a new side gate, let's say you know your current shade cake is getting on your nerves talking about your small head end Not Minding his own business example. All right. Well, here's our next voicemail. You sure you haven't been there no, no hypothetically had. Good calling how much I love your show and? Really need I think that you should catch him? Come away for good because. He. Very. needs to be locked up into. Okay. Thanks Levy show again. Yeah. You'RE RIGHT JESSICA DR Steve Really is a bad person and if we could catch him, we would put him in jail attis very slippery character. He's always trying to weasel way out of getting caught on not only that he rarely takes a bath so he's literally very slippery. That's true. All right. Well, here's an next voicemail, floyd, this is Taylor and. Schuyler. and. We want to ask you a question. I don't know you ask a question Okay, Well we love your shows. Well, it's not only a question about be listening to your show and we were wondering when you're GonNa, make like more shows and like I let I especially like the videos they're awesome listening to them all during class because we're allowed to. But yeah. It's awesome Canada and I'm fourteen and my sister which twins. Yeah. Awesome. By there was a very nice call. What do you think Dr Floyd the only way to describe that call was awesome. Yeah, also. Yeah. Oh Oh Ta Um Okay here's the next call to fly how come your head is so small and you know so much by. Okay well, I'm GonNa Answer the second part of that question I. Now, the reason I know so much is because I went to school and I studied very hard.
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
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"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"She's still there Lou. Point Zero Right. Who was that I know what's the rest of the message and find out. And this is someone anonymous. I'm eleven years old and I'm from. Santa Margarita in California. Love you. Never know who it is. It was probably one of Dr Steve's minions. They really religion Jawbone Shea Buddha Dan. I'm really shook up about that movie. Well, what movie was? It was IT DRACULA ONO. No, no much scarier than you know. I saw that an opening day with Bela Lugosi, yeah. Okay here's an voicemail. Not Tune I know! Dr Floyd. This is Scotty and. Was who goes playing voicemails about other people's birthdays and being invited to parties, and that's awfully nice of you. But. What about your birthdays? When are they? And what would you guys consider the perfect birthday present not like to hear from Dr Floyd Dr Grant. Chips figured and even. As much as I regretted Dr, Steve. I'm looking forward to hearing from it. Thank you very much bye-bye. That was very nice of you to ask a my birthday may twentieth birthday, should i. Don't your Steve. What are you doing here? Presence Oh. Boy, they don't mention presents. You'd come running. Get Out of here Dr. Steele, but he wants to know about my birthday. Look, I'm GonNa, give you the county tend to get Outta here all right before you get stuck somewhere around six or leave. Oh, man I don't have time for this. I'm all rattled from that movie. Was Just scary movie. Head nightmares about any what movie was. It was a phantom of the Opera Oh. No I didn't see that movie note. Oh afraid of Phantoms no-no opera. Andrew Doug Weber terrifies me Oh i. know what you mean less Jerry went to see catch. I had nightmares. Please knock it off Dr Steve Leave Oh. Boy, you better leave Dr. Steve Fussy bridges as good as undies in a bunch all right I'll go okay. I'll talk to you later. Just give me a call all right I'll text message you. What does that mean? Give you a call all right. Before I leave completely. My birthday is February twenty-ninth. Justin cash. Oh brother Fussy bridges It's just a term of.
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"There radio ventures of Dr Floyd fans. It's me Dr Grant I. Just wanted to let you know that you're about to hear a classic voicemail episode of the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd. The voicemail number mentioned on the show no longer works, but we thought you might get a kick out of hearing these old episodes anyway. Please don't call that number because. It doesn't work anymore, but other than that. Enjoy the show. Hey, everybody, this is Dr Grant from the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd and this Dr Floyd. Floyd. Matter. I'm really tired degree. Why are you so tired? Well? Night Watch this movie. It was the most horrifying movie I've ever seen. And I've been having nightmares about it all night long and I just can't talk about. What movie was it the shining when? More horrifying I can't. I can't talk about it. All right well anyway, folks. We're here to answer some more voicemail. People have called eight, one, eight, three, three, two, three, zero, five three, and left us voicemail so Let's listen to the first one. Okay. Dr Floyd Yeah let me find now too loud. Oh, Hey, Dr Floyd. It's me Mitchell BURLINGTON's. That's brother. from quite North Carolina. I'm wondering what happened. To Dr Dot what? Dr Doug no Dr Floyd. He's okay he's all right. Go over there and check okay. I'm fine why? Just wondering. Shirts okay. Oh. You're right after grand. He's fine okay now. Can we continue with voicemail? Okay? I'm just edge because that movie and well ships. Ever find a friend besides the church. by. I want you to answer I call. He later. Oh and try to come out with some more Video podcast. Hey, thanks for the call. You know chips has a lot of friends. In fact, she's with her friends right now, she. Should you be others late Dr Floyd? It's three o'clock in the afternoon. Oh okay, we'll make sure. She's home before the streetlights come on. Yeah, okay, and as far as video podcasts go. We're working on new episodes right now at Dr Fully. How come you never return his calls I'm just afraid to answer. The phone movie really shook me up. Okay, here's an ex voicemail. Okay, we're not allowed I. Don't the Floyd I just? WanNa tell you that Dr Steve used nine. Dr Floyd stinks so that you. my name's Jack and living Sydney Austrailia. Eight years old I've got millions of that's. My. Dad loaded to get them and You Clues I've said that to the deleted on my dad's video I thought I've got some. so, what does he mean Dr? Steve's user name is Dr Floyd. Stinks well. That's Dr. Steve's username on Ebay. Not Funny I'm GonNa make my own Ebay username. It's GonNa. Be Dr Steve is not the world's most brilliant scientists, and he so evil, and my name is Dr who long. Well! I'm having trouble thinking ever since I saw that horrible movie last night was the night of the living dead. Oh, no, much worse than I am too shook up. I can't even talk about all right well. Here's the next voicemail. Okay, now too loud. Show. Yeah, you'll yo okay so anyway. What are you guys done? You guys. Don't even. Like something like high. He's Dr Floyd. I don't like that. Whatever what anyway and this podcast voicemail number zero zero to. Whole Larry Own my Gosh I love your smell. you gotta come up with some more art and a lot more so..
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"Hey everybody. This is your old friend Dr. Grant and I just wanted to let you know that you are about to hear a classic voicemail episode of the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd. Now one thing you've got to keep in mind is that the voicemail number mentioned in the show is no longer operational, so please do not call it other than that. Enjoy the show, golly Dr Floyd. It sure is hot out today, isn't it? It sure is Dr Grant you know. It's hot enough to fry at eight on the sidewalk. Yeah, sure. Sure. You who would do that? I'm not sure really well. Look I a popsicle. Thanks, but wait a minute. That's just a stick in a cup. Yeah, well, it started melting right away so I put in a cup, and then it was just so hot, that evaporated completely so here you go into great story. Thanks well, just stick all right well. Don't get a splinter, okay? Hey, you know we've had some more people. Call Eight, one, eight, three, three, two, three, zero, five three and leave us voicemails. You WanNA. Hear one. Too hard to do anything else you know it's hotter than a billy goat in pepper pech. You got that right? Okay, here's the first message. Hey, Dr Floyd I'm just wondering why you have. It posted an actual episode in a while I mean it's been like a lot of days like twenty five I, think that's almost a month and on my podcast things and Make sure to post one every single week on Saturday? You used to do that on Sunday but You've kind of laid off a little, so if you could please get back into the rhythm. That would be great. Thanks I well. One of the reasons we're not recording is because it's just so Dadgum Hut. Yeah, every time we try to record, the hard drive just melts right away. Yeah, it's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool suck sure is Har-. I here's the next voicemail. I am inviting you to my birthday. It's August eighth, two, thousand six. I'm Allegra and I'll be five year olds. And I'll be five year old. And I'll. Be Fix so having nice time at the party up on my grandma. It's ten Spring Street. That was very nice. Allegra invited you a birthday party I know, but it's just too hot to go to a birthday party. It's harder than steel. Playground slighted high noon. Well, that's true, but is that going to be your excuse for everything well? She also didn't know how old she was going to be five or six. What's thank God do with anything well. We won't know a birthday card to buy four well. I guess you're right all right. Here's the next message. Sorry, I managed. I made a mistake. I'm going to actually be. Go Dr Floyd She's going to be six. We can by rick hard for a six year old. Do Son. It's even hard to go to the store. You know it's hotter than a two dollar pistol on the fourth of July. Do you have like a whole list of these or something? No. All Right? Here's the next voicemail so numerous for Nicole. He synnex. You're not oh. Then you. Might Illuminate. Our now. Monarchy. Our Oh goody. We WanNA praise here. Let me press one. Now like well I don't know I. Guess we just wait for the price well I. Hope it generic conditioner because it's so Dadgum hut. It's hotter than high noon in Death Valley. Yeah all right. Here's the next message. I just wanted to find out since Dr Steve is a robot who built him and why? Also wanted to find out why Dr. Grant has speed large head. Thank you. Oh, snap your look. He's right. You do have a large Ed. Floyd, no, you have never seen anything so magnificent before in my whole life. Well, it's not really no grande. Can you hear me your ears you? Say to your head there. Can you hear me over there? Floyd I. Don't Understand Wyoming Oh. Would you manage? Did you bother you the challenge dog about your head might. Ono It, no. Big You know you shouldn't. You shouldn't make fun of somebody shouldn't make fun of someone's head. No, it's not especially on a hot day like this two hun- to make fun of someone's head. I see we're here. Why don't you just move over and block their selling with your freakishly large heads so I have some shade? Produce, an next voicemail, big head, boy all right. Yes, Hi, DR, Floyd! This is Ed and Jacqueline. Who is my wife? We're from Beaverton Oregon and we listened to your show on a regular basis. We think that building a third time machine could be very hazardous to your health. Just wanted to let you know that have a Nice Day golly Dr Floyd, that sounded like a threat. Yeah, what's Kinda scary, but don't worry. We'll be safe. We will. Why well if he comes over here I'll just hide behind your freakishly big head. Being head. Oh well. Here's the next voicemail. Hello, this is Marcus. SACRIMENTO. On the learn day, president, learning gate, past and learning days future episodes. They. told us, how Dr Floyd Ted was so small, he created just a shrinking machine. Talked Floyd might be able to go back. and. Do that to. Have such small had. I've wondering why he doesn't do that once he gets to. Think back That's all. Well now that's a fantastic idea, but I'm just worn out from dancing around singing songs about Dr Grants freakishly big head, and I'll show which. Way Too hot? Yes just way too hot. It's hotter than usually have a little saying you know after you say it's too hot. No issues to hunt. All right here's our voicemail. Market confounded I did already. Jabbing well. What do you think we've won anyway? I don't know, but it's so hard I hope it's a giant umbrella for your freakishly big ED he. Yeah, because I do have a big head. Yeah, you do really huge. That's right. It's pretty big. Yeah, it's gigantic, probably frightened small children at Jobe. Exactly it's enormous. Yeah, you know why. Because of my big brain that means I'm smarter than you. Dr Floyd Nobody's murdering me. I'm the smartest. World's brilliant scientist. Yeah Okay Dr Phil I. Keep Thinking that. All right folks. If you'd like to.
The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"Hey to everybody. This is your old friend Dr. Grant and I just wanted to let you know that you are about to hear a classic voicemail episode of the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd. Now one thing you've got to keep in mind is that the voicemail number mentioned in the show is no longer operational, so please do not call it other than that. Enjoy the show, golly Dr Floyd. It sure is hot out today, isn't it? It sure is Dr Grant you know. It's hot enough to fry at eight on the sidewalk. Yeah, sure. Sure. You who would do that? I'm not sure really well. Look I a popsicle. Thanks, but wait a minute. That's just a stick in a cup. Yeah, well, it started melting right away so I put in a cup, and then it was just so hot, that evaporated completely so here you go into great story. Thanks well, just stick all right well. Don't get a splinter, okay? Hey, you know we've had some more people. Call Eight, one, eight, three, three, two, three, zero, five three and leave us voicemails. You WanNA. Hear one. Too hard to do anything else you know it's hotter than a billy goat in pepper pech. You got that right? Okay, here's the first message. Hey, Dr Floyd I'm just wondering why you have. It posted an actual episode in a while I mean it's been like a lot of days like twenty five I, think that's almost a month and on my podcast things and Make sure to post one every single week on Saturday? You used to do that on Sunday but You've kind of laid off a little, so if you could please get back into the rhythm. That would be great. Thanks I well. One of the reasons we're not recording is because it's just so Dadgum Hut. Yeah, every time we try to record, the hard drive just melts right away. Yeah, it's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool suck sure is Har-. I here's the next voicemail. I am inviting you to my birthday. It's August eighth, two, thousand six. I'm Allegra and I'll be five year olds. And I'll be five year old. And I'll. Be Fix so having nice time at the party up on my grandma. It's ten Spring Street. That was very nice. Allegra invited you a birthday party I know, but it's just too hot to go to a birthday party. It's harder than steel. Playground slighted high noon. Well, that's true, but is that going to be your excuse for everything well? She also didn't know how old she was going to be five or six. What's thank God do with anything well. We won't know a birthday card to buy four well. I guess you're right all right. Here's the next message. Sorry, I managed. I made a mistake. I'm going to actually be. Go Dr Floyd She's going to be six. We can by rick hard for a six year old. Do Son. It's even hard to go to the store. You know it's hotter than a two dollar pistol on the fourth of July. Do you have like a whole list of these or something? No. All Right? Here's the next voicemail so numerous for Nicole. He synnex. You're not oh. Then you. Might Illuminate. Our now. Monarchy. Our Oh goody. We WanNA praise here. Let me press one. Now like well I don't know I. Guess we just wait for the price well I. Hope it generic conditioner because it's so Dadgum hut. It's hotter than high noon in Death Valley. Yeah all right. Here's the next message. I just wanted to find out since Dr Steve is a robot who built him and why? Also wanted to find out why Dr. Grant has speed large head. Thank you. Oh, snap your look. He's right. You do have a large Ed. Floyd, no, you have never seen anything so magnificent before in my whole life. Well, it's not really no grande. Can you hear me your ears you? Say to your head there. Can you hear me over there? Floyd I. Don't Understand Wyoming Oh. Would you manage? Did you bother you the challenge dog about your head might. Ono It, no. Big You know you shouldn't. You shouldn't make fun of somebody shouldn't make fun of someone's head. No, it's not especially on a hot day like this two hun- to make fun of someone's head. I see we're here. Why don't you just move over and block their selling with your freakishly large heads so I have some shade? Produce, an next voicemail, big head, boy all right. Yes, Hi, DR, Floyd! This is Ed and Jacqueline. Who is my wife? We're from Beaverton Oregon and we listened to your show on a regular basis. We think that building a third time machine could be very hazardous to your health. Just wanted to let you know that have a Nice Day golly Dr Floyd, that sounded like a threat. Yeah, what's Kinda scary, but don't worry. We'll be safe. We will. Why well if he comes over here I'll just hide behind your freakishly big head. Being head. Oh well. Here's the next voicemail. Hello, this is Marcus. SACRIMENTO. On the learn day, president, learning gate, past and learning days future episodes. They. told us, how Dr Floyd Ted was so small, he created just a shrinking machine. Talked Floyd might be able to go back. and. Do that to. Have such small had. I've wondering why he doesn't do that once he gets to. Think back That's all. Well now that's a fantastic idea, but I'm just worn out from dancing around singing songs about Dr Grants freakishly big head, and I'll show which. Way Too hot?
"Play It Again Sam!"
"Drug became famous giving away free ice water but now that we work here. We can put by plan into action to make a fortune. It's very simple. We just have to take these cups and just then Dr. Steve was interrupted by the owner of Waldrop himself. Tad Houston all right. Y'All sit here. Yes Sir Mr used it. What did you say your name was again? Billy Bob Mr. Houston I'm Sally. May's older brother. She was awfully sorry she got all tied up and couldn't make shift but I told her I'd feeling for a while. I appreciate that kind of spirit boy. I'm just wondering why you had to wear her dress will. This is the store. Uniform is not it is but owner. Mind look we're about to open. There's already a line of people outside eager to get in your man in the Cup station. Right yes sir. All set excellent now went. Wait a minute what is that. What's what that thing standing next to you there. Yes you whatever you are sir. Why that's a that's a Jack local. Of course they thrive pretty well around these here. Power Jag. A that gives me an idea. I wonder if I could make a big statue of a to oops are the doors are open gets in with those cup has a throng of thirsty tourists. Pours in through the front door of wall. Drug are here on void prototype Dr Graham their fateful roebuck opinion. Ships land that time and space ship near the store. Remember Dr Grant. We don't want to go to seen. Dr Steve is apparently secured some form of employment at Wall Drug and we much foil his plot without letting anyone know from the future. I got Dr Floyd good thing. We have these period costumes. Yes poses a typical American family of the time stopping by to get your water. I'll be the doctor. Ub The sun and guess chips. You have to be the mom because the week in the dress will cover your more robotic. Tapert good now. Let's go stop. Dr Steve. Heroes Enter Wall drug amid a sea of tourists lined up to get their free ice water us by Dr Steve at the Cup station and hide behind a pickle barrel to watch what he's doing or four cups blue. Go Surf Floor Cups. They are tan sands apiece. So that'll be forty cents. But I thought the water was free. Oh the ice water is free. Yes Sir cups at ten cents apiece. Oh I see well all right. Here's forty cents. Thank you sir. The ice water whale is right over there fidget. Put these in your coin purse cheaper. Dr Floyd you see what he's doing. I sure do grant that no good. Laos is charging for the cups. That was never part of Ted. Ted's vision. What are we going to do when one thing we can do? What does me? I didn't shave. It was coming from this barrel. Our hero spoil the LID and spy a young girl bound and gagged in the barrel. Golly Tucker Floyd who is this is supposed to be employees. Dr Steve Ambush to get that ridiculous dress. He's wearing here. Let me take the bag off. Are you okay fan? But when I get my hands on the guy who did this to me isn't going to be fine. You said it sister. Just sit tight here for a second. I've got a plan. We'll get him for sure. You've got it Dr Greg. Follow my lead. Sure thing Dr Floyd Sallie Mae Swings back down into the barrel s Dr Floyd Dr Grant and Chips Approach Cup station. Good name my good man. I would like to have three cups for myself my wife and my son certainly sir. That'll be thirty cents. Thirty percent is water was calm down. Please there's no reason to get upset up shut. You promised me free. Ice Water remains free willy. But the cups of ten cents apiece most underhanded Dang I've heard of a bait and switch techniques. This one takes the cake taking advantage of poor. Tour's surreally really. We can settle this problem without shouting. What exactly is going on over here? Billy Bob you see Mr Houston this gentleman. Ralph what's going on over here? You're advertising free ice water yet. You're charging ten cents a cup Sir. You must be mistaken. We do not charge for cups. Everything about the US. Water IS FREE. The asked the water the cups. It's all free. Employees tried to charge me ten cents for each. Billy Bob is his true will sir. I thought that was the kind of thing. That capitalist like yourself would won't see we've already made over five dollars. Let's get something straight. I am not a capitalist. I'm trying to give people something they need. And if they buy something in addition to that well then that's fine. I truly believe anyone can succeed if you reach out to people in need. Now give me that money now. I'm terribly sorry sir. Here are your free cups. Is there anything else I can get you on the house? Of course my son would like a pickle of course have him go. Pick one out. Golly THANKS MR HOUSTON. I'll get one from this barrel right here. Not to grant goes over and lifts the top of the barrel and out pop sally. May's tapped me up. Stir address and Miss Beryl. Is this true? Will you see that? Would you do that to your poor sister? Not My sister I mean I mean. Well she is. How's your sister? A I have a feeling I'm being hoodwinked ear. Oh Sam just then from behind the panels steps like huge gorilla. Who STUMPS OVER TO MR HOUSTON? Sam I would like you to relieve this charlatan of Sally's dress and throw him and his Jack Elope out into the street. All those in the store singing samna piano blamed guerrilla grabs Dr Steven one swift motion removes him from selling as dress. Leaving is underwear. Nice boxers there billy Bob or should I say doctor Steve Louis. I should've known grant opens the door for Sam as he hurls Dr Steven Vigil after Landing Dr Steven. Hi Taylor back to their time and space ship. I'm terribly sorry for all the trouble. Sir. Don't mention it. You've got a great place here and I see a big future in appreciate dad yeah. Someday I'd like to expand it a bit. I've always wanted a big backyard. Someday Mr Houston Some Day. Come on grant son. Let's get back on the road. Sure thing dad come on mom. Can I borrow the car Friday night? Dad Get on the ship. Can I borrow ten dollars? Go get on. The ship are heroes returned to their ship and blast back off into the time and space. Trim has Dr. Steve learned his lesson. We'll have to continue chasing him throughout time. And just what did you think about having to wear a wig?
"70 Years To Wall Drug!"
"Out hero. Dr Floyd protege. Dr Grant Faithful Robot companionship's on the bridge of their time on spaceship hurtling through time and space dream while trying to grapple with a life threatening situation. What are we GONNA do? Dr Floyd I'm not sure Dr Grant we should have prepared for this eventuality. We became too lazy. And now it's come back to haunt US chips. You see any solution to this. Latest problem. Never touched Floyd I. I don't know how much longer I can hang in there. Must you must hold on Dr Grant? I'll figure something out of this. We've moved into the southern region of the time and space dream where the outside temperatures offers so outside temperature is causing the inside temperature to continue to rise which is causing temperatures to rise. Making US direly thirsty so thirsty and our ships flight attendant. Christie is currently under honeymoon with the chips. Red-shirted expendable crewmen. Tim and there's no one around to get us a drink. Especially since Christie tidied up the Galley before she left and can't figure out what she did with the glasses wrote. Dry parched tenure. Dr Grant what we need to do is find something to drink. If only we knew of some place to get some ice water grant brilliant kipps said of course for wall South Dakota what year. Dr Floyd Year doesn't matter present. Day is perfect. Just get us there. Wall South Dakota. Isn't that in the middle of the badlands? Dr Floyd? There's not a lot of water wrong. Dr Grant in the middle of the badlands is an oasis. The likes of which has never been seen for wall. South Dakota is the home of well. Drug Wall drug. Yes and they've been giving weary travelers like ourselves spree ice water for seven years. The coffee for five cents up in mere moments. Our heroes are standing inside the wealthiest wall drug in present day South Dakota in their or cups of free ice water. Wild Dr Floyd. This ice water sure hits the spot. How did you know about this place when I was in college? Made it a point to drive across the United States and visit every major tourist attraction. It could on the way to Mount Rushmore. I started seeing me signs advertising wall drug and I put in and found it. This place is really amazing. There's so much to see. There's a pharmacy a souvenir store. That big Western dining room with those tiffany lamps. And how about that? Huge backyard play area with the Jackal. Open the gorilla and that's six foot rabbit in that BIG SCARY T. Rex and think that this place was built on the simple principle of giving away free ice water really yeah 1931 pharmacist. Ted Houston brought his family to this little town and set up shop in the pharmacy. Business was bad though with the population in the town. Only being two hundred and thirteen people collie what did they do. Well One hot July night in one thousand nine hundred eighty six. Ted's wife. Dorothy was thinking about all the tourists who were driving West on the highway near the store. The usage needed to find a way to make them stop and she thought the one thing that all want after driving on that hot. Dusty road is wild Joe. They made up some signs offering free ice water to the travelers and put them every couple of hundred yards next to the highway. Kind of like those Old Burma Shave signs exactly in the story goes that by the time Ted got back to the store after putting up the signs there was already a crowd of people. They're clamoring for their ice water. That's great yeah. It was it after getting their free ice water. People would buy stuff in the store and then tie. The usage of fortune is waters leaper. That's sure was smart thinking this jury next summer they had to hire eight girls to help them deal with all the business. Hey look here's a picture of those eight girls right here in this flyer. Wow Oh no what is it Dr Grant? There's only seven girls in this picture. What I always thought they heard eight employees. Well there's actually nine employees in this picture. Seven girls one evil mastermind and one sock assistant finished bench. Dr Grant Dr Steven Pitcher. He must've used the time and space travel device to go back to wall drugs in one thousand nine thirty seven to the ship. I don't know what Dr Steve is back. Then but we've got to go stop in. Okay hold on one second though. That'd be great. We don't have time to waste. I just wanted to get one of these Free Wall. Drug bumper stickers for the ship after dodger grant grabs a free while drunk bumper sticker are heroes dash off to their ship. Prepare to jump back in time to the year. Nineteen thirty seven diabolical plans could talk to Steve Half Wall. Drug will our heroes be able to thwart his dastardly plot. And just what did find it telling? Chrissy do with all the ships drinking glasses
"Trial By Worms!"
"Worms bill the time and knock off that ridiculous noise. Dr Grant Overtake Dr Steve. Wondering you lighten up for a change instead of complaining. When are you join us in his own me he joined in? I would never do all right. Let me give it a shot. Okay great all you gotTa do is repeat what I say here. We go everyone. I sit alone in his jail. Time from zero. That awful smell. It is more news than you'd believe. Believe and it's coming from from blue very funny. You just go on into that floyd this entire messes your fault my fault. Yes if you had build your diamond. Space travel device to create new worm owes. Every time someone made a jump we never would have violated the words union contract and they never would've captured us well if you hadn't stolen the time and space travel device and made all those time and space jumps forcing us to chase after you. We wouldn't have created so many wearables. It's just sloppy science. Floyd US scientists have created a diamond space device that drill a score and made it spin backwards reversing the Earth's orbit and thereby going back in time. Oh Yeah you're right then ideas much better than mine. That's drill into the center of the Earth. Brilliant brilliant idea better than any of yours. I'll tell you one thing when my team is drilling to the center of the Earth They Will Sidley not be wearing your cockamamie solar-powered mining helmets. They find that poor guy. You sent a little my inventions Dr Steve. Hey doctors please. This fighting is getting US nowhere. Why can't you guys just get along chips and figure over on the far corner of the Cell Gypsum fidget are sitting huddled together telling each other Joe Reba look? They're they're stuck together like a peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich. I guess you're right Dr Grant. I'm sorry I snapped at you and I'm sorry that I belittled your inventions floyd. We're going to need to work together to get out of this mess. You're right. We need to think of a way to escape these worms with. I have an idea. We can drill into the floor here and create a tunnel do escaping right drill out of here in straight into the space stream. Why do all of your ideas have to do with drilling this? Arguing isn't getting US anywhere. Dr Floyd user ridiculous Doctor Grant Grant are floyd not your grand talk to Steve. I'm sorry I just wanted to hear bio name. Continue with your argument. You can just be quite the king. We'll see you now. I hear villains are led down a long corridor that opens into a beautifully ornate throne room at the head of the room sits a giant time space worm with a large crowd. This is his Royal Majesty Schwartzchild King of the time and Space Work Rosen. I'm ready for the next case. Your Majesty I hereby call the case of the versus the crews of the duct floyd time and space ship at the doctor Steve Ship of evil. Very well What are the charges? Go Highness these five. Criminals have violated. How Union contract that states that the time and space worms are the only creatures who may make wormholes in the time and space. What is this true? Unfortunately yes you're I have Usually the right here and he can testify to that fact. Just short human comes walking into the throne room. He is a great headman in a smart business. Suit that looks like it's from the nineteen seventies. He approaches the king bows and then starts talking to Him Majesty. These beings have definitely violated several union contracts. They've made numerous way malls throughout the time and space stream without permission or appointments and as a union leader reads off the list of charges. Dr Grant Leans over to talk to. Who is that guy? He looks familiar for some reason what I'd be. You know what that looks a little bit like Jack. Nicholson Dr Grant. Jimmy Hoffa Jimmy Hoffa. Yeah he was a famous union leader. Who became president of the teamsters in nineteen fifty? Seven later was convicted of trying to bribe. A grand. Jury was sentenced to jail for ten years. You only served about four years and then President Nixon community sentence as long as you didn't participate in the Union for ten years Wacky Nixon. Oh wait I remember now. Isn't he the guy that disappeared in? Nineteen Seventy Five. Jimmy HOFFA DISAPPEARED. And no one knew. Where he wins. I guess we answered that question. The worms must have taken him into the time and space dream and made him their union leader. No wonder violence now. I am a fair king and even though the high chancellor has warned me not to do so I will allow you criminals to speak which one of you is responsible for your transgressions. Oh he is. He's the one who invented the time and space travel device. No this isn't my
"As The Worm Turns!"
"Are no words that can describe the fastness of time and space. It's big really big. Really really big really. There's also not many words that can describe the vastness of space between the years of evil mastermind. Dr Steve. There's a lot of empty space in there. Really a lot of big wide and boom all right. They get the point. So I'm not as clever or smart Dr Floyd. I will tell you one thing though. I am more evil than he is. And at the end of the day evil always beats good. Hush evil mastermind Dr Steve currently speeding through the time and space treatment time spaceship. That is out there with a time and space travel device stolen from our hero. Dr Flowing. Should we go next? Visited we have all the time in the world. We could. What's easy what's happening? What ship don't see any Ho- know fidget turnaround? We're heading right for it. Base Action Now. Are Two villains find themselves a perilous situation? Let's turn your attention to the ship of our hero. Dr Floyd what. You're eating their Dr Grant big bowl of grilled fruit. Dr Floyd. You want some grilled Fru. Yeah don't WANNA get scurvy. You know you go. Peaches nectarines pineapples and plantations. Then teens who can't contain sure you can just a few minutes on each side here. Try a by Gross Dr Grant. It tastes like cork danger. Supposed to be sweet well to each his own. Mother used to cook which that chipped. That can't be right. He says the Doctor. Steve Ship has just vanished from the time and Space Street. Time Jim no his whole shift just disappear chips program some programs into the computer program and see if you can come up with possible program glitches Dr Grant. You use the scanner to scan for any suspicious scanners scanning and the time and space stream. We'll do what. Are you going to do Dr Flowing? That'd be attending to the most pressing. Let's say getting the taste of this grilled plan teen out of my mouth. I hear other tasks and soon programs are program. Scanners are scanned in. T- their toothbrush. And all are back on the bridge. Anything to report shifts couldn't find any program glitches in the program and I couldn't detect any suspicious. Scans on the scanner. They see well. How's my breath smell good? Is that a new toothpaste. Yeah Vanilla flavor like brushing with cake frosting shapes around wormholes. That's right we talked about those two episodes ago. Says that the shapes have grown and even larger numbers Dr Floyd except now they are moving away from the wormholes and towards that small Moon Edge. New Moon it time and space station. I've got a bad feeling about this. I think you're right jabs log. In the Hillary power log in the auxiliary power pulled that little liberty. Why are we still moving towards a tractor? Beam its? Shane has our heroes. He was this life threatening situation to act out scenes from their favorite movies. Let's turn our attention to the small group of slug like creatures aboard the Space Station waiting approach of our heroes shift two weeks of what these fools wreaking havoc in the time and space juryman sitting idly by. We finally have them. We will now put it into their blatant disregard for the time and space stream once and for all yes but chancellor remember these alien beings they have rights and we must make sure we allow for those right as lost any rights. The moment they interfered with our work dr their rights or lack thereof will be dictated to them by His Majesty. Yes of course but meeting. These beings will be a wonderful scientific opportunity. He's off criminals malicious uncaring criminals. I will see to it that the king does the right thing and has them thrown to the Dow Ski Monster. First thing tomorrow in the landing may have a time and space station and surrounded by fifty of these odd slug like creatures all armed with longstaff which are humming with energy beings aboard this vessel. This is high. Chancellor Rosen the vitamin space worms immediately. Power down exit your ship bring no weapons as you're surrounded and we'll be extended if any aggression show. What are we going to do? Dr Floyd who are these creatures not sure Dr Grant but what choice do we have chips? Power down the ship and let's go out and see what they want. Just remember to be careful with the orders given to them by these strange beings and soon find themselves at the bottom of their ships ramps surrounded by guards. Hello there everybody. My name is Dr Fluid most brilliant scientists. This is my protege. Dr Grant and our faithful robot companionship's we come in peace fees if you truly ventured into the time and space street piece. You wouldn't have caused so much trouble. God's buying them in electro shackles. Hey would you mind telling us why you've taken US prisoner? Go crimes will be read to you. In front of his Royal Majesty Schwartzchild he alone shall decide your fate. Gods take them to the prison block and get them out of my sight. I shall inform His Majesty of your rights slug like creatures lead heroes down a large court or of the time and space station. I must apologize for the behavior of the chancellor. Here's most upset about the current situation on your electric shackles to. Actually they take a little bit. Where are we your bowl at the time and Space Station Krasnenkov? Home to the time and space worms. That's us. We are overseers of all the goings on in time and space stream. And who are you? They call me doctor put morning. How are you? I'm doctor worm. Good morning anyway. Why have you captured us to have made a grave error? All of your time and space jobs created new wormholes in the time and space stream. That shouldn't harm. Anything just means more places to get across. The universe does a lot of home. See US worms have a union contract that clearly states that we are the only things that create wormholes? You have violated our contract which is an act carries the automatic punishment of death. No in the morning you will be taken for the king and we'll be judged for now. Enjoy your stay. I know our prison cells are not the most comfortable but it will have to do. The shackles will automatically released once. You've stepped inside. Are we going to be able to plead our case to the king of using listening mood? Yes more often than not though. He's been intolerant of time travellers to the chancellor having his ear. We'll find out tomorrow until then enjoy your time here. Get to know your fellow prisoners. Unfortunately you will most likely be thrown to the Hausky monster tomorrow morning doctor worm. Yeah thanks I guess. What do we do now? Doctor You said to get to know our fellow prisoners. What do you think he meant? I think-i meant us from out of the shadows of the jail cells that none other than evil mastermind Dr Steven sock shaped assistant Dr Steve. Hello Floyd Comfy. Little jail cell isn't on our it looks as if Dr Steven featuring our prisoners of time and space worms. Well when the morning comes will the heroes and villains. We've come to know and love and despise be thrown to the House Key. Monster is this the end of our series or merely the end of the season and just one is the proper way to prepare plantations. Find out in the next exciting season of the Radio Dr boy if there is
"Reach For The Sky!"
"Remember in our last episode. That was rich Dr Steven. It's just in time and space jump to Elgin Illinois in the year. Eighteen ninety six to no good near two wells had hoodwinked legendary sharpshooter. Annie Oakley into letting them Polish her world famous pistol which they plan to steal and sell on Ebay in the future. Now you too sure. You've handled firearms at four hour. Yes sure plenty of you can Polish. This pistol as good as me. Anything you can do I can do better can yes I can. I like your spoke kid. All right here you go. Shyness up while ahead out from my second show they make you do two shows a day. You know what they say. There's no business like show business. I see do you have to get tired going out this shooting twice a day now? I'm just doing what comes naturally. I guess why you sign that pistol up. I'll use my rifle for this show right here shining than you've ever seen it when you get back. This sounds good now. When she gets back she wants to see the pistol. I'll show it to her. All shined up. Of course. That's when you will distract her and I'll slip the gun into my pocket that's for you to figure out. I'm the evil mastermind. I can't possibly be expected to come up with everything. Dr Steven carry out their villainous plots. Let's turn our attention to our hero. Dr Floyd and his young protege Dr Graham Touch Floyd Buffalo Bill Cody Wild. West Show told us that we had to ride horses in tonight's performance. There's nothing we can do Dr Grant. We're going to have to ride horses in tonight's performance. But what about Dr Steve? Keep your eyes peeled for him. He's around here. Somewhere COMES BUFFALO BILL O. Hello Mr Cody Sir. No just what was it you want us to do. In the show You do or going to portray the robbers in the dead woods. Stagecoach robbery part of the show after an Oakland. Desert trick shots. We'll send the stage coats in for a lap or two around the ring. Then when I give the signal Youtube Herat off duns drawn and stop the stage coach in its tracks. Then you'll rob the folks on board holly. We are really going to be robbing them are we. Don't be a darn fool of car SNEHA. They're actors just lack you right. Sorry Oh you're a scout for the. Us Army Mr Cody. Sixty eight to eighteen seventy two was congressional medal of honor to wounded in action. Only words and even then it was only a scout. Boone wow I would love to be a scout. We'll kid I think you're a bit too young to be scout too young. Who's ever heard of a boy scout house? Lack any is just about finished with her. Sit You guys go sad. Look let's go get on our horses. Grant Mount their horses just as anti finishes remarkable display of marksmanship as she walks out of the arena. Dr Steven Richard are waiting for another excellent display. Miss Oakley thank you now. Where's my pistol I want to Gander at the job? You did Polish. Oh It's right here. See Ma Shan job. You boys really do Arganda. What does he say he's asking if we could go for a ride on that stage coach over there? You can hurry up though it's about two and out into the arena ugly Astros Dr Steven Featuring on board the stage coach just as it heads out into the main arena. It's an distraction Cajun. She completely forgot to take the pistol from me. And now when this little ride is back with VIP out of the stagecoach and back to the diamond spaceship data. Stephen featured are just moments away from succeeding. What they're planning to steal any pistol. Meanwhile Dr Floyd in Dutch grandmaster straight their horses at the entrance to the arena. All right. Let's get this show on the road. Puna your Bandanas in get out there. This is actually kind of fun. Dr Floyd who would like it Dr Grant Grant race out into the arena. Guns blazing links. Course the reason why. The site of stagecoach taking pullover to the occupants who are none other than Dr Steven Feature. Well well well look what we have here of Pesky no good vermin. It sucks shaped assisting. Please gentlemen don't hurt us. We just little and he's often. We would just going for a ride here. Nothing more. Well I reckon you won't get hurt as long as you hand over your money Pronto. Money hand over your go. All right Here take my money and he is my checkbook and credit cards. Take anything you'd like. Just don't take legendary shop shooter. Any Oakley's newly Polish pistol. I have hidden in my jacket pocket. Legendary sharpshooter Annie Oakley's newly Polish pistol in your jacket pocket. Do you know I don't who said that handed over partner or you'll be pushing up daisies. Okay all right here you go take it just. Please don't hurt US Malaysian. I want you to get out of this coach and get out of town. We ever see the Lexi you round these here parts again. We're GONNA lead now Stephen Pitcher High Taylor out of the stagecoach and the arena. The Light of the twelve thousand people in ten minutes. You the best vantage we've ever. Hey Josh thanks Mr Cody. Yeah you really something out there. I just realized those orphans got away with my newly Polish pistol or they doing Michaud. We got it right here. Any get your thank you. I show do appreciate it. You too have yourselves a permanent job if you lack. Thank you Mr Cody. But we wouldn't be happy just doing the same job day after day. There's people out there who need our help out. Your great right came a Sabi with that. Our Heroes Walk off into the sunset heading back to their time and spatial. Were those brave men bill. Sure in with little filler. Sure had a tiny hands race off into the time and space stream hurtling towards more adventure. Where Dr Floyd granted chicks wind up next ever put an end to counter. Steve's wrongful ways and will there ever been who doesn't come on Dr Floyd Small Head Greece? I get no respect at all
Annie, Are You Oakley?
"The year is eighteen ninety six the places Elgin Illinois on this hot August afternoon. Eight thousand residents of the town and surrounding areas have packed films. Where in hopes of seeing some of the legends of the Wild West including the woman now entering her dressing ten. Are you ready for this show? I'm Annie Oakley little sure shot always ready to show folks how ladies shoot suing the over the shoulder shut this afternoon. Course may even get the issue ashes off a cigarette in someone's mouth that always gets Yeah I reckon it does too bad. People don't get the message of smoking is bad for you own. Well has any Oakley prepares performance. We now turn our attention to a dark alley a few blocks to the south where for boating black time and space suddenly materializes. It's the ship of that corrupt criminal. Mastermind Dr Steve and it sucks shaped assistant. We off just a few blocks away buffalo. Bill cody is presenting his wild west show featuring none other than Phoebe and Moses. You've never heard of her. Oh of course you have so you probably know her by her more well known name any Oakley who is Annie Oakley yes she's just only the best woman shop shooter that ever lived or she could shoot just about anything you asked to shoot a dime thrown into bid air at nine hundred feet. Oh she was alleging with just think of how much of that needs pistols would fetch on Ebay in our own time. Now Hurry up and put on your disguise. Stephen Scheming steal one of Anne always pistols. Is there anyone that can prevent this maniacal mastermind from achieving his dastardly deed? Hopefully we'll be are here on the world leader in forward thinking that big brain with small I had the world's most brilliant scientists duct Appeals there wait a minute which is very grand. Yes Dr Floyd just your video dish. Nope that's not mine. Where did you find it? We're here? We're Mr Beardie Jen's create used to be. He must have left us a message before we dropped him off. Let's put it in look. It is Mr Beauty. Jin what the heck is this supposed to mean? I Dunno practice subtitles button and see what does that. Do you stutter. Floyd chip says. We're picking up some strange readings from around the edges of the time and space stream warm. Or what kind of readings chips on the main screen. Look at that Dr Floyd. What are those things moving around the edges of the wormholes net? You're what they could be. I've never seen anything like it before. Should I sit the computer to try? And Dr Steve is maintained jump. We'll have to investigate what those are leaders chips make a time jump to get up with Dr Steve. Heroes jumped through the very fabric of time itself. They have no idea. They're being watched by two ominous shadows hovering in the time in space. They've made another time jump else. Let's go off to them. No you know what the king said he said. We're only to watch and gather information. The time will come to deal with them soon. Enough you all right. I'll call in the report. His Majesty must be in far. Who are these two eagle-eyed watchers times face stream answer that question? We'll have to wait. Is there more pressing events occurring in the year? Eighteen ninety six any oakland just finished sharpshooting demonstrations here. Braniac WE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. Thank you folks and remember that. Smoking upbeat veteran members of Captain Dart's Battery D fifth regimen of the US artillery that announcer off every time and he'll be makes her way back to work. She does she encounters to rather scruffy looking job and that was awfully good. Shooting out them is okay. Thank you Hon. You boys enjoy the show. What was that? Oh don't pay no MIND TO MISS. Oakley got himself a speech impediment. He says he enjoyed the show. Just fact well that's good you boys here with your parents know. Actually Ma'am we're we'll we're off in. Our mother and father passed on several years ago but unfortunate accident with mechanical rice picker. Now we live on the streets and I take care of my brother here why that is just the saddest store at heard this is. It is quite a good story. I mean I mean it is very sad. Lost my father at an early age and then my step father after that. Yes yes I know. I read about that on the website. I mean I didn't know that when now we just tried to find the odd job here and there to earn us a bit of money boys know how to do. Maybe I can give you a job tonight so you can earn a little scratch. That would be most kind Miss Oakley. We're good at several things that have mending fences whitewashing fences shining pistols of legendary shop. Shooting Lanc no need for any fences being mended or whitewashed but I do have a pistol here that needs some Shannon. Why don't you two boys fall me over to the ten? We'll get jaw said Miss Oakley Ma'am you us so not seeming pitcher. Follow any Oblique Tour. Ten while our heroes. Tucker Floyd is younger. Protege Dr Grand. Their FAITHFUL ROBOT. Companionship's land their spaceship the 1896. Wow Dr Floyd. The town looks pretty empty. I think there'd be some people around what poster he means this one. It's for the Buffalo Bill. Cody Wild West show. That must be where everyone is. And I'm willing to bet. Dr Steve is quick. Go into the cargo. Hold and get a change of clothes for this time period chips you stay with shipping. Just a few minutes. Dr Floyd Grand Walking Up to Fountain Square or Buffalo Bill. Cody's wild west show is gearing up for their second show of the day to grant. Why did you get his cowboy? Which for trump. These aren't really period closed for a city in eighteen. Ninety six well we are going to a wild west show so I just thought we should dress appropriately. Don't you like my ten gallon hat? Yes it's very nice. Well it's not as Nice as your two pint tat Dr Gray and older out there you to grant turn around and come face to face with a tall cowboy with long hair and not. Golly you're buffalo bill cody. Aren't you that I am? And you must be the new performers for the whole of the deadwood stagecoach. Actually we Anson. I don't have time to stand around here. A Yak in getting there and see the horse master about which horses Yobe Rat. We're not really geared as Buffalo Bill. Cody redesigned website. Arm Duck. Avoid Dr Grant. Turn Tail and run into the showgrounds. Will they be able to prevent Christif swiping one of these guns realized that the two children she took it or not children? Oh just wondering the odds of losing both parents to mechanical rice picker by next week on the radio but just
"Jump The Shark!"
"Week we begin show on the bridge. Dr Floyd Steinman spaceship. Grant is currently on the phone all right but it's just for the week right hand. Okay I'll send you the coordinates to transport him up okay by Doug Degree in my aunt her and my uncle or occasion for a week and they need me to watch my nine year old cousin Oliver. No Way Dirk Agreement. We already have our hands with Mr Gene. I'm sorry Dr Floyd there's no way around it. I are already sent her the coordinates. He's transporting up right now. Dr Grant you should always clear these things with me. I. I'm sorry. Just hope he doesn't keep us from rehearsing for the big settled river talent competition. He won't get in the way he's a good kid from prior to receive a new passenger. Let's check that Vile Villain Dr Steve. Who is also busy with preparations? What better way to humiliate Dr Floyd than to beat the pants off him at the Cell River Talent? Competition? What do you mean? It's a bad idea? Don't be silly when I do my soft shoe tap dance on these homemade stilts the judge will have no choice but to name me. Saddle River's most talented resident. That's true I've never walked on stilts before but seriously. How hard could it be no hadn't me the duct tape? I need to join these two pieces of wood together. Steve finds noise to push the bounds of ignorance. Let's check in with our heroes who are currently in the practice time and space ship rehearsing their number for the settle river telling competition. I remember on the core issue. I want to see big smiles. And don't forget your jazz names. Ooh That's the transporter notifications looks like. Oliver has arrived. Great radio engine temporary to go pick them up at the transporter room on his way. Back with our costumes. Remember the first time we met in temporary. I share do it. Was that when we're facing all those dangers ownership need to find some way to check out the Galley. You're right Dr Flight I know. Why don't we use the ship's red-shirted expendable crewmen red-shirted expendable crewmen every ship and every science fiction series comes standard with at least one red-shirted expendable crewmen for these various situations. That way we can have the drama of a crew member loss on the show and yet not let it affect the main cast had no idea. Please report to the bridge into temporary. Please report to the bridge immediately temporary. That's an unfortunate name fitting unfortunately Anson Ferrari reporting for duty. Sir You prepared to go into a dangerous situations are yes sir to situation you may not return from Zar. Let us what. I've been trying for search as good. You'll check out the Galley sir. Eddie shoulder it's a shame. Lose him someday Yuppie to hit now. Let's focus people. The competition is in two days. According for practice with costumes and cousin Oliver Sir thank you into all of our. How are you buddy? I'm doing great cousin. Dr Grant. Thanks for letting me stay on your shift. Bro. We don't mention it. Yeah NO JINPING COUSIN DR grant to see. Have such a small head what you see. When he was little he had a really big head and then one day he invented a real gateway. Please get back to practicing the dad's taken from the top here. We go five six seven eight and one tree and kick and one to step in and could you please watch where you're putting those big feet of yours do the right steps and keep them out of my way. I wouldn't step on you drive me so quietly sometimes Mr prairie joy yourself stewardess Christie you and your stupid registered. Well I hate you and your stupid complimentary Coffee Tea and soda. I love you. Kristie relationships heat up on Dr Shepherd. It's time for a very special segment with Dr Stephen Fitch. Can You bring me those paint cancer? The Hobby Cabinet. As soon as I'm done standing this last stilts I want to put the first layer of paint. I think now. I just need to send out this lack Richard. We need to make a time and space jump back home. I need to talk to start to Stephen. Fiterman and space jump to see a doctor. Let's return to the ship. Dr Floyd what we joined the first ever wedding and the time and space free new engine temporary flight attendant Christie to be your lovely when it waged use or into you floated in Christie. Take engine temporary to be your lovely wedded husband then by the power vested in me as captain of this time and space ship. I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss. Kissing is so hush cousin Oliver. Congratulations you too okay. Now let's get back to practicing for tomorrow's telling competition reflecting back to that rehearsals. Let's second Steve who is now sitting in the Central River medical centers examination room. Twenty-seven beat if it to me straight talk I can handle it. I reviewed your charts and it would appear you have a splinter no now. I'm going to use a pair of tweezers here. Hold stills there we go what a brave big boy. Here's a lollipop and let that be a lesson to you about woodworking safety. Always wear gloves. Thank you doug to just sit tight here and I'll send in nurse McGinley and he'll give you a band aid for that. Steve is just the Medical Center in home. We'LL TALK TO STEVE. Able to beat Dr Floyd in the Saddle River talent competition.
"All's Wells That Ends Welles!"
"Ask them so we're not here to Florida pushing for Grant Rebecca Chin Voids Mother's Pomeranian. Probably Mr Perry were stranded diamonds. Pastry midstream collision incapacitated that. They're Taivon spaceship. There sure is a lot more traffic in this section of the time and space during Dr Floyd. Yes which one of them would help us. Hold that cardboard windshield blazer higher chips one of these vehicles as start there goes another laureate. Yeah but that one has red rims on all those starship. Those guys are always running through here. I wonder how many times I've screwed up the fabric of time. Who knows Dr Floyd? How are we going to stop Dr Steve? He's probably already causing havoc in one thousand nine thirty that we can do until we get some help with this time and space you at that very moment of time and space vehicle pulls up alongside our heroes ship. The vehicle looks like a helicopter without blades. Piloting it is a stout old man. Seventy eight hours the ownership and steps off on Dr Floyd ship having a little trouble. Why yes we are say. Aren't you H. G. Wells the famous author? Yes I am. How did you know that Dr Grant Pictures Anyway Mr Wells? I didn't know you time travel. No of course I had to do some research my book and decided that I should just go ahead and build and test a real time machine lobby Horn. Schwebel eventually done quite a bit of time. Traveling I even stopped Jack. The ripper using this machine but no one believes me enough about me to you. Guys are stuck here. Yeah we left ourselves. But I don't don't explain it to them. Dr Grant. It gives me a brain cramp every time. You take a look and see what you've got most of all your little crystal key has fallen out just back into place secondly flux capacitor is dented. Duma here let me just as h g wells works on our heroes Thailand spaceship. Let's see what evil mastermind Dr Steven. It's actually this is up to the year. Nineteen thirty eight here. We are at the. Cbs Radio Studios in New York City inside studio one. Orson Welles the rest of the actors Mercury Theatre of repairing to go live on the air with that production of war of the worlds. We will slip into the theater right before. Eight o'clock and Swipe Orson Welles script that we'll be back in time and space ship before the panic. Ensues we'll just tell them out of the door that I'm one of those people who make sound effects for the radio show. Yes a phony. A Foley artist are you should who will anyway. I'll tell them that I'm going to make the sounds of the show and then let me in now. I just have to figure out how to sneaky. You fidget. I've got it. I'll just put you on my foots. Come you stop weekly lit up now. Let's you there. We go quiet fidget. We're almost there. Hey what do you think your goal and I am a Foley artist. That's the person who makes the sound's also referred to as full as for the radio shows. I need to gain entrance theater so I can obviously make Foley's for Wales's Radio Show George thing. Come on in. Thank you squeaky Shula Stephen Frazier now. Two steps away from swiping well script. We'll heroes be able to stop them. Let's see what progress is being made on our time and space ship. That should do it. You're all set G. THANKS MR wells. Yeah thanks we can be on our way to October. Thirtieth nineteen thirty eight inch Dr Steve. Thirty nine hundred thirty eight. That's where I heading. I'm actually just going back one day. So that I can stop Olsen Wilson putting on his ridiculous Radio Play of Waltham. He sent panic through entire cities even though most of them will just in New Jersey. I was going to just sue him but then I remembered my time machine Mr Wills. I probably shouldn't be telling you this because I risked messing up the very fabric of time. But you should probably let them do it after the panic down. Sales of Your Book Might Skyrocket Green. Well my sales have been lacking recently either way. I have to finish my trip before I go back so I'll just tag along with you and hope you defeat this doctor Steve Fellow was he planning on doing anyway. Leadership around the back of ours and park it in the cargo bay we'll explain it to you underway and this time. I'm driving Dr Green. Yeah Yeah Sorry. Rose the man that many say is the father of science fiction head off towards nineteen thirty eight. Steve is now in the studio recording. More the world's we'll take two here. He is also wells about to do his radio. Show here let me take you off. Michael you distract him and I'll steal. The script came back in the air. Vigilance W protozoan wells and taps on the ankle world. Is there a Saas? What what did you say Rosebud? What does that mean to Steve Grabs Orson Welles? The script from his music team. I have the script to put all usual. Plan into action rugby. Hd West. Front Dr Steve. While Dr Floyd gets on his hands and knees behind Ya g shelby. She wells pushes. Dr Steve whose deaths back in trip he falls backwards and as he does. Chips knocks creeped out of his hands. The script flies over grants head and he reaches up and catches it and falls over and Orson Welles speed and right on top of fidget. Here's your script Mr Wells. Now go put on a great show we are live wasn't wells runs to the microphone on proceeds to make radio history and all is well again or at least always the chaotic mess. It's supposed to like a Florida H. G. Wells and the rest of the gang. Get so engrossed in watching worth of work that they don't notice. Dr Steven slip out the back door and into the night after the show is over H. G. Wells congratulates Dr Floyd and his crew. We're going to meet Orson Welles you WANNA come with as H G no. I'm not supposed to meet him for another two years. I'm going to head back tomorrow. You guys keep up the good work and keep on Reading Books. We will hd. I've almost read all of them. You know it was a pleasure working with you Mr Wells. I wouldn't have missed it for all the time in the world as it gave. I'm going to use that against you. Wells walks off into the night and after a brief meeting with wasn't wells. Dr Grant and chips are back in their time and space ship heading for another adventure. Where will they exploit to? The next will ever be able to work like a fever. And we'll get a taste of Dr Steve. Out of his mouth
"Accident In Time!"
"Endless weeks of chasing Dr Steven Federal through the time and space. His young protege decker brand. Nothing companionship's are hoping to hit back to their own time. It got showing the latest Star Wars Film and being true at heart. They are going in costume. Golly chips your rookie costume looks really good. Laugh IT UP FUZZBALL CARE. Help me get this white sheet over my head. Hey that e walk costume you made for Mr Pitches looks great man. I love the walks. They were just a little bit of cute and Fuzzy that that movie needed okay. Is everyone ready to go right chips? I never realized the resemblance but now that I see him in the costume which is now on nothing. You just really look a lot like Yoda. That's all I'm not sure if I should take a complimentary nuts at any rate. Why are you dressed as a ghost? Don't we were all going in Star Wars characters and OBI Wan Kanobi after he died and founded coming down to tell you that oh be one is dead. He was struck down and then he faded away. Why can't own doctor? Stevens made a time jump. Agree great now. I'll never find out what happens to antic in at the end of episode three Total Control Room W grant you forgot to wax the Poles again. Just take the stairs bolger so much fun okay. As our heroes begin their journey through time and space. We find that no good near to well Stephen. Sasha in fidgets racing through time and space juryman full ball. We'RE DR Steve Behind the wheel. Not Tell me how to drive. I was driving way before you were showing off the back of his sheep. I am not following. Close that steam train up ahead is moving too slow. I have to stay over. Eighty eight miles. An hour will drop out of the time and space streets. Aren't you'll right. There does seem to be an awful lot of traffic in this part of the time and space treats reserve. We are going to October. Thirtieth nineteen thirty eight. It was on that date that Orson. Welles created quite a panic by putting on a dramatic contemporary production of H G wells war of the worlds. I'm going to steal his script from the production to sell on Ebay in our own time. I just love that script. He was a brilliant bit of evil genius. In Austin Center City Independent he was on inspiring even if it was just a city in New Jersey. What do you mean? He wasn't an evil genius. Loss and wells was one of my inspirations to become an evil genius. That's what we live for striking terror into the hearts of cities even if they are just cities in New Jersey. I remember Oh no Dr Steven plotting steel awesome well script from the radio. Production of war of the worlds can our heroes toward his evil machinations list granite chips and find out Dr Lu. You can't drive this fast through traffic heavy. Whatever that delorean Dr Floyd? I'd never hit anyone before. That doesn't mean you won't read word on a motorcycle. Wear right over there. That's really cool. You know he was always guided is on the road is jumping your host Dr Grant. When are you gonNa hit that phone booth? You distracted me with Fred Ward judge. Oh boy. They're getting out of the phone booth roll down a window Dr Grant but you said we couldn't roll down the windows and the time and space during I know what I said but just roll it down. Do you do all right? Well yea walk. Who'll light or toot swayed in a flash? The phone on its three occupants are gone back in time and space stream great took off. Our ship won't start. What are we going to do? Dr Four till quadruple comes by. I'll give them a call right now to fold. Thank you for calling quadruple when you're not around around wind around midday meal stuck in an endless loop. I'm positive all companies do that on purpose because they're on a coffee break. Let me see the phone. Dr Floyd where are you calling? I'm calling our lab. Nobody's there yeah but we will be there in the future so I'll just leave a message for us to come get us and we'll get it later and then come get ourselves as well. That's assuming that we even get out of here. But if you call us there before we leave here then brain cramp low. Who is this Dr? Doug who's this grant he dr? Doug how are you? We haven't seen in a long time. Where have you been around? Hey listen you left the door wide open so I came in mind. That's good. We need your help actually good. I love to help. What can I do for you? We need you to write a note for us to come rescue ourselves out in the time and space dream we'll do vitamins space stream guys. Kill me okay I gotta go now. Have a good time. We all well. I hope he leaves the note for. I don't think he did because we didn't show up. Maybe we're late. But how can we show up if we're already don't start now? Sit on the hood of their incapacitated time spaceships. Throwing rocks waiting patiently. Someone to come rescue me mild onto seat in almost to the year. Nineteen thirty eight where they are going to attempt to steal while script for more of the world. We'll next ZIVA plans succeed. We log heroes find a way to fix their ship. Or will they find the known? The future of they've left for themselves in my head if I know next
"It's time once again for America's favorite show the Radio Adventures of third blowing. Brought to you by TECH FLOYD DOT com as you recall last time we were. We're in New York City in the eighteen. Forty two Dr Steven taken. The very odd job of Boeing bricks for Barnum in exchange for free entry into the American Museum where he planned to steal the infamous sideshow hoax. The Fiji Mermaid it would done now to cross the street with this last brick and we're home free. Let's all you talking about. What fidgeted noticed that decker? Stephen not is that in his forty five minutes brick rick moving he had attracted a crowd of about one hundred Astra have been watching him. But we're now following into the door the American museum where P t barnum now stood on soapbox. That's right folks. Step right into the American Museum and find the answer to all your questions inside for fifty cents you can find out the answer to your brick moving queries. You can see the Fiji Mermaid and much much more at Barnum's American Museum. The crowd surged past the dump truck and they were all clamoring pay fifty cents to find out what wonders the museum contained. This was your plan. All along wasn't exotic Ma'am right this way. Hey listen in my friend in this business you do what you can do to draw crowd and you're the perfect one to do it. Antastic now look we moved. You'll bricks and drew you out. Can we get into the museum. Deal is a deal you earned my friend enter away come on featured. It's going to take us an hour to find a way through this crowd and get to the Mermaid. You're trying to get up close and personal with the Fiji Mermaid. Let's check in with our hero. He wrote Dr Floyd who when we last left secured an exhibit spot right next to the fever made in the museum. This is humiliating. Dr Grant. Imagine me the world's most brilliant scientists nothing more than a sideshow exhibiting P T barnum's museum. We'll look at it this way Dr Floyd. There's no way that Dr Steve Can swept the Mermaid standing right next to it. I know I know you're comes the crowd Dr Floyd. You're on these. These chips isn't here to witness my humiliation faithful robot companionship's as you remember was currently undertaken the task of walking. Dr Floyd's Mother's Pomeranian puppy Mr Brady Jen's around New York. Dr Grothe Trust regained control. Mr tastebuds return to the main Exhibit Hall of the American Museum which is now packed with patrons eager to see the Fiji Mermaid. The museums newest attraction floyd. The man was a small ted in the world. is gross throw should bidder be. We're Dr Steve was hitting. I'm going to be very upset. And there's no reason to be upset because at that very moment Dr Steven Pitcher. We're at the very back of the line line to view the exhibits. What's right up there? FIDGET I can just see the top of it in this something else up there too that people looking at I can't see what it is though it's too small lab. There's nothing we can do but just by time fidget. Let Soon that Fiji Mermaid will be mine as people in line. It's like almost an hour and a half dot just even fidget to finally reached the front into the room and stand before the Fiji Mermaid fidget. There it is the Fiji Mermaid. Berlin you keep an eye out for bottom and as soon as the last visit leaves I'll grab the Mermaid. I wouldn't do that if I were you. Dr Steven what Dr Floyd. What are you doing here? I'm here to make sure you don't make off with the Fiji Mermaid puts how did you get in. It was easy. None of Your Business. Dr Steve What's important is that I'm here to stop you over the floor here. Is that dryer lint. That was featured his stomach upset at the site of the settle down. I'll take you outside in a moment and you can eat some grass. Well lookie here. My two newest employees of met each other. You both did a fine job today. I made. I mean we made a ton of money. Mr Barnum Sir. This guy was just about to Swipe The Fiji Mermaid what is true. I only took this job to make sure he didn't. Is this true. No it's not I would never Levi. Just think this former employees of my needs to be escorted out your thing imports because there's no need to get hasty here. I'm sure we could work something out. How about a lot of my sock shape? Frontier wielded run FIDGET. Wrong Taylor Museum running back down the street to their very own species as they exit Dr Floyd steps down off the exhibit platform. He was standing on Floyd. We sure are glad you could help. Ensure that the Fiji Mermaid it didn't get stolen Mr Barnum that charge Dr Floyd chips just called us on the handy communicate a ring areas you well. Apparently Mr Beardie chins spotted an alley cat and has dragged chips chips about twelve blocks west of here. Doug where we go get him. Here's your ninety nine dollars back. Mr Burnham officially resigned as a museum exhibit. This was too much of a circus for me. That gives me an idea. Levi sent a letter to James Bailey. I have an offer to make him serve boss Oh and then new kanye machine excellent. It's the new high-speed model right. The boxes oxyde will make a new suite every sixty seconds perfect. That means there'll be a sucker made every minute thought you said P.T. Barnum didn't say that you didn't think the writers would let this episode in without without a horribly bad joke did you. I guess you're right. RANDOM DOT of loyd leave to go find chips and Mr Barrington hop back in time and space free after dodger. Steve where will our intrepid heroes go next. Will they ever be able to put an conductor speeds villainous ways and just win will they be able to drop off Mr Bertie. Jin's back at home by down this week on the radio. Mentors Abductor Lloyd.
The Call Of The Wild!"
"Only last. I've talked heroes they. They were racing through time and space hot on the heels of mastermind. Dr Steve who had jumped back to the year eighteen thousand five steeler compass. From the Lewis o'clock expedition. They had also been burdened with the responsibility of taking care of Dr Floyd's smothers pomeranian puppy Mr beauty and decided to bring him along with them. Mr Beaches finally sleeping quietly. Dr Floyd Really. He must be worn out from chewing up your copy of brilliant and scientists monthly digest ships. Says we're coming out of time and space stream now in Missouri. Eighteen O five excellent. Got Your locate Dr Steven Pitcher. Make sure they stay away from Lewis and Clark land. Let's see what that no good Dr Steven it's up to keep. It looks like the fire has died out Lewis and Clark sleeping now. SAAG Chad's to sneak into the camp and sue I but compass Steve Creeps into the camp. Let's turn our attention. DACA FLOYD DR grant and chips for now. Sending their time and space ships gangplank come on got grant quickly and shut the door. Why's that Dr Floyd? We don't want Mr Beaten just makes a mad dash around pass. docker Rose Bushes to get. Ah Gone founder Dr Grant now we have to stop Dr Steve Anything Mr Bearden team. I'm sorry I didn't mean to. I know you just better hope. He doesn't get eaten by a bear. Anything goofing we'd better split up then how chips and I go. Stop Dr Steve. And you'll go find Mr Beardie okay. We'll do let's keep in touch with handy. Communicator ring we have handy communicator. Rings brings of course we do. Here's yours ever mentioned these until now initiative needs it's a well-placed pluckily freight idea. Okay let's go the white white heads off into the direction that Mr beaches was running Dr Grant and chips start. Trucking towards the camp of Louis o'clock we're talk to. Steve is now tiptoeing to supply boxes over there. The one marked navigation. I should must hold the campuses. Yes we'll just grab it and go. ooh This new Dr Floyd inside. Steve Reaches for the box of supplies. Let's see how not avoid. It's very hard for Mr Beardie. Jim Leach EP. Where are you Mr Beauty? Change a nice little cookie for you. Da Vinci's to yellow eyes staring at him from abortion. Oh No don't be grumpy. Wants to take you the teams wrestled with Mr Barrington's. Let's see what progress granite chips chips. Look there's Dr Steve. He's going through those boxes. We've got to stop it a pebble. What are you gonNA use a pedal deadly accuracy? Only befitting a robot chips hurls the pebble directly at the head of the sleeping meriwether Lewis. Oh Hey what hit. Who was looks around? The camp doesn't listen to see a grinning Dr Steve Holding one of their compass. Hey get away from their Clark. We got what we'd rob kids guns. Let's get visits Stephen figure dive into the bushes heading back towards their ship. Have come on. We're almost to the ship. Visit Dr Steven Features Stop Dead in their tracks by growling sound from the bushes in front of them. Does something ahead of us in that Bush. Go see what what it is. I'm not going to go. It could be a bear better. Hope it's a bear because he's GonNa go a lot easier on you than we are. Yes gentleman I I suppose you would like encompass back that would be a good start. Yes well we're here you go. Then Steve Throws the compass high in the back towards Lewis and Clark and if they stare at him and featured jumping in the bushes back toward San look at what a chicken. Let's go lock down the supply Clark head back to their camp. Dr Grant and chips come out of their hiding spot. Animal is still in the bushes. I hope it's not a really It's Mr Puritans come here boy. Boy wouldn't Dr. Steve embarrassed to know he was scared of a Pomeranian puppy. You're right chips. Hello Dr Floyd come in in Dr Steve Well Lewis and Clark did but he got away again. Of course we get Mr Beauty. Kin's gone back to the ship willing bringing down now. WHO's able to get Mr Beardie Chins? But we have Mr Bernie Chin upon returning to their ship grand chips find a tattered unscratched leaning up against a large. Wouldn't cry when Mr Brady Tennessee. Star Floyd hops out of Dr Grants hands and runs over to him looking space halo mystery beardie tea. Dr Floyd Mr Bearden Chins was with us the whole time I could him and put him in his screen. He put up a heck of a fight for such a little guy. Just then whatever is in the scranton besides loosening the nails holding the crate together. Dr Floyd. I don't think you've come Mr Barry. I think you've got something else. He's getting out as our heroes dive aboard the ship. The great and ask the ramp is closing the outline of a huge gray wolf unsettling dust our heroes wasted time and firing up the ship's engines than jumping back in the mainstream. Dr Steven Rayle their next. We'll be able to figure out. How long will they have to police it? Mr Mayor de Gen- find out next week on the radio mentors abductor.
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"One dollar and twenty seven cents. That was all he had and most of it was in pennies counted three time saved months and this was all he had to show for. Tomorrow was Christmas. One dollar twenty seven cents. It was nothing the little sock shaped assistant could do but throw himself himself down on the couch and have a good cry and becoming increasingly harder for the past a few months had been traveling through time space as the assistant to evil mastermind. Dr Steve whose goal was to plunder famous historical artifacts and sell them on Ebay Ebay. This scheme had today not worked out as planned as they were thwarted at every turn by the world's most brilliant scientists. Dr Floyd being thwarted admit no items to sell on Ebay. which meant no money coming into the doctor Steve Incorporation of evil which meant no paycheck forfeiture fidget finished his cry and walk over and stood next to the window to watch the time and space stream float by tomorrow would be Christmas and he had only one dollar and twenty seven seven cents to by Dr Steve? A Christmas present a present that he hoped would soften Steve's heart and possibly make him a little less ashby just figured world from the window and ran to his room he pulled a stool across to his scrambling looked into the mirror gently. He ran ran his hand across the bright orange. Feather that adorned his head and the Dan Genus of Dr Steve Time and space ship. There were two possessions in which Dr Steve and Refrige- took great pride. One doctor Steve's fifty six inch flat screen digital cable ready. HDTV television. This was one of the few things Dr Steve had ever bothered to get the old fashioned way. Actually saving up money in pain. For the other prized possession was featured marvelous orange plume which rose straight out of the back of his ahead Glorious and all looked upon it for the first time we're quite impressed ventured sock shaped race of creatures had three plumes in their life span a bright red balloon during youth which was ceremoniously plucked when his kind reached the age of eighteen then the bright orange plume of young adulthood quickly sprang into place. This is the feather that now adorn injured head. Then when their race reach the age of fifty seven the orange plume usually fell out and was replaced with a deep blue plume which symbolize those of an older age fidget looked at the plumes reflection in the mirror and a single tear roll down his cheek and fell to the floor on what his jacket as hop from the stool and soon he was at the controls of time and space ship making a jump back to settle river city in his own time. He ran down the street. It came to a small shop at the end of it. The sign said Madam safronov feather emporium featured open the door and walked in greeted by the large madame. So phony lie by your weather. Let me take a look at it come here. Vigil approached cautiously. Madame safronov examined the feather closely. I we'll give you fifty dollars two hours later. FIDGET stood breathless in the middle of the Saddle River Galleria. He quickly passed section. The malware. Dr Floyd who's busy reading was the night before Christmas to a group of children and ran into both czars electronic voting. The ad he had seen was right they had a special on brand new tvos for forty nine ninety nine minutes later fidget crept back past. Dr Floyd a large gift box in hand back on the ship where the gift was wrapped and placed squarely on the middle of the table. The Gal sat and waited for Dr Steve to arrive fidgeted. Prepare to some some Jewish Christmas Eve dinner of pork chops and applesauce the adjusted the small Saddle River Little League Baseball Cap. That he was wearing to cover is now bear. Head is new plume would grow in about three weeks. He would wear the cap till then just then the door open and then came Dr Steve O.. Merry Christmas fidget. You look different. Have you lost weight since I saw you this morning. Never mind it doesn't matter let's dime stubbing. Richard adjusted his head and went about serving the entire time. I serve the meal Dr Steve The wrapped gift on the table and before they took their. I Bite Dr Steve Pause Vichit aren't you forgetting something. We do not wear hats at the dinner table. slowly removed his hat and there was an awkward silence as Dr. Steve Stared at him fidget your feather is gone. What happened to it? You did what you sold your feather. Why would you do that well? You you sold your to buy me a Christmas gift. Take my fidget. I what to say. That's the most simplest thing that anyone has ever done for me. Yes yes I'll open it. Let me see it why fidget it's a TV show you sold your brother to buy me a TV show for my fifty six inch flat screen digital cable ready ready. HDTV television fidget. That is so. What's the word? Yes that's it unselfish will visit. You'll be happy to know talk to did something completely unselfish to get you a Christmas gift as well sell fifty six six inch flat screen digital cable ready. HDTV television to buy you a feather brush of. No no no no no. I would never do that all you crazy. My most prized possession note. No no no but I did do something just as selfish. I got you this Dr. Steve pulled out a small wrapped package and placed it in front of figure. He slowly on rafted. Didn't there in his hands was a small plastic. Boom frigid. LOOKED UP AT DR Steve. Don't you love it. It's a super soggy sugar. Spoonful months months I have been saving the box. Tops from these super soggy sugar flakes and four to six weeks ago. I sent away for it here. Look it has a flashlight so you can eat at night and when you push this this button it talks like that is so good pushes again. Put it against who so good well. America's this visit. I'M GONNA go sit at my ego. Imagine is you know or wise man who invented the art of giving Christmas present. It's been wise. Their gifts were no doubt wise. Ones and here I have told you the tale of a foolish evil mastermind and his suck shaped assistant one of whom sacrifice the greatest treasure he owned of all who give gifts. This simple sock is the wisest all give gifts as did are indeed the wisest he is damaged. Be Wise be safe. Merry Merry Christmas from everyone at the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd and www dot. Dr Floyd Dot Com. He's in Branson fidget. Look it's twenty four hours of a Christmas story. Bring your spoon let's watch..
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"Have brought the flowers for your wedding. Your Majesty Oh my stars. They're so beautiful. You have done truly an exemplary. Yep Blurry Jaw. While Your Majesty's flowers pale in comparison to the site of Royal Majesty on this most blessed of days on the sweep talk you you my dear lowly flower delivery boy have just on your way into the last seat at the royal wedding. Your Majesty would be my incredible honor. Dr Steven just warmed his way into the wedding. Mark Anthony and Cleopatra who will prevent them from completing his steal the cake topper from the top of the wedding cake hopefully it will be on hero devoid young Dr Graham. That people robot abandoned chicks. Who have at this very moment? lended their time and space you behind a small shop in Alexandria. thirty-six BBC. Come on Dr Grant. We've got to find Dr Steven fidget before they can wreak any havoc here. Where do you think they are? I don't know what we're here. Turn around and they're behind the shop. They see an old man and his undergarments drilling break free from the ropes. Then have his hands tied they rush over to him and begin in to help him. Thank you what was going to be stuck there all day. What happened when I was loading my? I didn't live in a flowers to the royal recipient over the witty. When is he looking guy and his little brin came up and asked me about a vase head for sale? The next thing I knew he smacked me on the head with the vase. And now I wake up a bounding Gig Mike. Curtis gone even looking guy in his little a friend. That sounds like Dr Steven. Richard was the little guy sock shape which is never mind. Who's winning where you delivering the flowers to White Her Royal Majesty Cleopatra She's marrying some Italian Gyn. Type Guy. jeepers Dr Floyd Dr. Steve is headed to the marriage of Cleopatra and Mark Anthony. We've got to stop him. You good luck it. It's an invite vied only type of affair. My brother gets to go because his band is playing the reception and I asked him if he could give me in buddy. It'd be impossible. Where does this brother of yours live? Niba were playing on his plan. Let's go now to the reception hall with guests are filing in. After witnessing the marriage Mark Anthony attention everyone attention cernan market. I would like to thank you all for being here and making our special day even more special and now let us make Mary. Lee's welcome the musical stylings of little Tommy Tut and the Pharaohs of the Sun. Thank you make our move these musicians up pretty good. I really like through those three on the end with a big black fake looking v. It's linked at three musicians when the big black faking other than our heroes starting to flight doug ranch in big black fake looking beyond Steve over there what should we do. Dr Lawyers Keep playing Ms Martin Dr Grant and keep an eye on vector Steve Wait for him to make his move evening carried on and as Dr Steve Devoted to make us move dot com Florida the game for us to make as they sat through the presentation of gifts from Cleopatra. Mother unfertile. You're giving to your very own sixty foot private ball. ooh The best through the maid of honor speech. Gosh Patty and I have totally done everything together. We got matching tattoos. We both bought those pet snake accent. I just hope that one day I'll meet. A man is nice charming and wealthy smart and they sat through the best man speech. It's truly an honor. To be marked best mandate mandate of course. It was an honor to be as best man and his other four weddings to that's enough. Let's all dance now. Tummy a song clues. Thank you. Mr a one then. Who is the cake on? Top of the cake is cake. And it's going to make me rich at the end of this. I want you to hop out to watch my back. I'll grab the talk. I will both be back in a time. It's three Gordon Anybody's the wise to make it look like avoid Dr Grant and chips notice shifting in his chair. It looks like you're Steve. Going the the biggest move. What are we GONNA do? Airplane finishes Dr Foiling Sober Whispers in the bandleader Tommy. Tutsi DR Steve. Meanwhile is just getting to his feet as Tommy smiles and steps forward to address the crowd. I will now need the volunteer to help me demonstrate that this next number. You'll there sir thank you. For volunteering me Domremy. Bashful come up here Erin. You can lead us in this next Dan so they cut the cake. Let Sarah Forum folks. The crowd eggs. Dr Steven is immediately moved to the front of the room to dance. The band the leads. They hit a one to ooh chips. All APPS. Dr Steve is forced to lead the chicken dance and soon the entire dance floor is filled with people dancing right along with Dr Steve Visit Hits helped. It gets no help visit though when he is forced to watch as the top layer. The wedding cake is removed and given to mark Antony and Cleopatra who take off to their honeymoon suite for the rest of the evening Dr Van and chips CBS made sure the music never stops. And that was always picked to lead the dances. Finally when the last of the guests had left we find Dr Steve Staggering toward the front door of the hawk. Let's go back to the ship. I need. Soak my feet dancing. Dr Steve. Steve Looks Up to see Dr Foy. Dr Grant and chips standing in front of him all removing their big black fake looking beers. Lloyd why I Oughta who we might kidding. I'm much too tied to make threats on fidget. Let's go back to their ship to our heroes who have pledged to follow. Doug Steve Wherever he goes in time and space where we'll talk to Steve. Go next we'll be able to afford him and Dr Steve Given the fact that he's inelegant rates are to himself all these years. Find out here next week on the Radovan Dr Mollie..
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"Well hello there friends. It's evil mastermind. Dr Steve Here and you are about to hear a classic voicemail episode of the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd now we he recorded these episodes back in the day when our voicemail line was up and operational. It's not anymore so please don't call it. It won't work but we I hope you enjoy this classic voicemail episode nonetheless ooh. That's funded say nonetheless nonetheless nonetheless none his episode all right now the Hawaiian. We're here because you know that voice may align that. Dr Floyd has eight one eight two three three two three zero five three. Will I have a sneaky suspicion that we are not hearing all the voicemail messages. I mean come on. I'm such a popular Eric that I must be getting some voicemail messages that we're not hearing. Knuckle Floyd isn't telling me about so I think that we would sneak into Dr Floyd lead secret lab and listen to the messages that he has stolen on the answering machine right. He's the machine now. Let's see our push the button right here all right. My Name is Rob Fulmer Ulmer and Lake Forest California. I love your podcast but this come messages for Dr Steve. I knew it. I knew them messages here for me. You have an evil idea for you. I think doctors peeve to go back to eighteen sixty nine in steal the golden spike that was used to complete the the build out of the transcontinental railroad railroad that joined the Western road with eastern railroad and actually joined the country from the east to the west coast if he gets to know that golden spike from eighteen sixty nine bring it back to present day and sell it on Ebay. I think he could fetch himself a tidy ten eleven dollars easily. I would love to hear about this on your next few podcast that would be so great and they sincerely appreciate all these wonderful educational intern yeah yeah yeah educational all right. We've heard of that guy. Can It fidget stealing the Golden Holden Spike. You know that might be a good idea because there was actually two golden spikes that were driven that day yes there was also a Silva Spike that was driven that day and blended iron silver and gold spike as well. Yes he hang out with me and you learn something. I mean. There's really nobody who can question how. Oh absolutely brilliant. I am all right. Let's hear the next message how this is abby again. I wanted to tell you them if docked if not talked for a doctor is Dr Steve dropped that of whatever grade how can you so smart and knows all about that stuff and then all about like molly only pitcher and the late brothers how come how come he can just go there and he knows all about it and it takes. Dr Floyd a liberal a little bit too to figure out what he's doing and how Dr Grant. He stayed in school and he doesn't doesn't know where doctors way. Dr Steve is going. I just wanted to ask thanks. Oh by the way is abby again by hey. was she questioning. How Small Diam Oh oh that's good you see abby the reason Dr Lloyd has a a hard time finding out where I am all the time is because he's he's a little old and when I say little I mean a lot not only I mean you know how that one recent desert tortoise live to be one hundred and seventy years old well. Dr Floyd could have been putting that toward what is in diapers and still had at least thirty forty years autumn so he's pretty old and when you get older sometimes you get a little absent minded and it's hard automotive inc.. and Dr Grant while he has trouble figuring out because he's the protege of the world's oldest scientists you know Dr Flay told him everything then he knew and that took at least five ten minutes tops so that's why I am the smartest one on the show yes. I really really believe that fidget all right now. Let's see the next message time five years on they like this one. I won't presence and I Archer Steve. She's really like it by now. You see that fidget. It seems like a little five year old. Jason Really has good taste in music because he likes my song. I wonder presence. Did you know that I'm currently putting that song on a CD. Yes yes yes. It's going to be on CD D. and eventually it'll be available in the I tunes music store yes and then. I will steal all the world's money ninety nine cents at a time time except for those people who live in France. All right is the next message. Oh everybody this is the Jason from Cal Canada and for Dr Steve. Since the symptoms you don't seem to be having much luck with stealing historical facts and then selling them on Ebay has ever considered selling replicas ensure that there are probably lots of replicas of consumable items are that you could sell on Ebay and the difference but anyway I love the show and keep it up oh right right right show replicas ono no oh seriously the Statue of Liberty was made out of porcelain yeah next thing you know people will be paying me and replica money against Ben Replica money. You know what a great eight idea jot that right down. I was being sarcastic figured all right. Here's the next message Muslims H on cooling from things where you united podcast. I just WANNA say how much I really love your show. If you've ever show of a villain I'm sure that stand in for you offer from European and and on all the best villains European world on goes. It's Great Take Care Bye. Hey listen pal. We already got one seven around here to villains around around here. We don't need a third your just trying to get a percentage of my replica money that I've worked very hard to steal. I don't think so pow- all right fidget. That's the last last message Dr Steve. This is Professor Brad from the University of baden-wurttemberg. You still owe us a term paper from the class. You took on world domination. We let let you pass because you promised you'd completed. It's been some time now. Please do your homework. We'll be waiting and why is your phone forwarded to Dr Floyd hit. Delete delete delete delete by the way that reminds me. Did you finish that term. Paper isn't is it. I don't want excuses. I want results. I asked you to do that term babe because I got attendant in closer to tracking me down. But didn't I tell you. Didn't I tell you that people would call eight one eight three three two three zero five three in leave me messages. He just goes to show that. I'm the most brilliant really in Dr Steve Figured. What are you guys doing here. Who nothing floyd we would we would just featured help me out here. Yes yes singing telegram and over the past that nobody can deny except for me. Run fidget run..
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"Hello there friends evil mastermind Dr Steve here. A right FIDGET is here too. We just wanted to let you know that you're about to hear a classic. Dr Active Floyd voicemail episode really a right vision. Thank you visit reminds me that the voicemail number you here in this episode. No longer works so don't bother trying to call it. We won't answer or do call it what we can. I mean you'll just be wasting your own time. Sorry sorry here now is a classic Dr Floyd Voice Mail Episode Enjoying Good Morning. Dr Floyd Morning Dr Graham. Hey you want some cereal. Yeah once a bananas on your cereal. You want to answer some voice mail while you're eating your cereal a fantastic you know we've had a lot of people call our voicemail at eight one eight three three two three zero. I five three and we've got a whole bunch so here's the first one okay crunchy. Hello well you like these yeah. It's good cereal isn't it. No I'm talking about the voicemails. You don't even have to answer them. Oh yeah well. Maybe there'll be a question the next one. Let's see okay hi. This is abby from San Marcus Texas and yeah in San Marcus and I just wanted to tell Dr Floyd that I think you had as good the way it is and I don't think he should be upset about it because well those who supposed to be so. I just wanted to say hi to everybody. Oh and I hope that got you might make him a pet cut and more interested in it cool well. Thanks thanks rock. Legend Asia's thing anyone's ever said about my small head Doug Grant. I know abby was very sweet wasn't she. Yeah funny thing is though that if she was actually hearing concede just how small mall your head is in person. She might change your mind. Yes well if she were year and she would see how small your paycheck is going to be. You might change your mind. I love your small head. Dr Floyd okay. Here's our next call. This is read and Madison from San Antonio Texas and we wanted to know. Why don't you just build another time machine. Another time machine certainly be a good idea. Don't you think I don't know Dr Floyd then next thing you know fidget will be running around the time and space dream. There is get him. Come here you Gerrad had I missed him. Build another time machine not such a good idea. Yeah you're probably right okay. Here's our next call shake and I'm seven years old and I I live in Illinois Springfield Illinois and I'm. I'M GONNA show and I just WanNa know if if you dr toward the doctor Grand fidget docked or doctor sees play any sports by a really good question personally. I like to play badminton. I think ain't chips lakes to play volleyball. Yeah and I play handball edge right and sometimes they see Dr Steve Running really fast through the park. Yeah that's usually after he stolen candy from a a baby I wonder what sport fidget lakes Dr Floyd Years. Stop thinking about making a third time machine yeah. Apparently you're right okay. Here's our next call was he wearing the crown jewels. Dark Floyd just wanted to tell you. I love the show I I duNno Dr Floyd. No I know stop thinking about building the third time machine well. I'm trying but it's hard when you're obviously not trying hard enough now talking about it not thinking about it not thinking about it and thinking about all right. Here's our next call thinking about it. Hello is your balance. I'm in San Antonio Texas. Why is it in get on your team. Dr Floyd I love this show and it's great to listen to. La and I'm just so glad you have that little. Well really glad that you like figured but essential. We need to be running around here. Dr Floyd stop op thinking about it Dr Grant. I have stopped thinking about building one more time machine. I've decided to build two more. Hello was do it tonight. Oh great now Galileo's all layoffs here well. Maybe you can help us know Dr Floyd. He's got to go back okay. Well good afternoon to you. George Washington you WanNa stay for dinner. Galileo's here it would be honored and I would be delighted boy. Well we get. This mess straightened out. Why don't you folks call our voicemail line at eight one eight three three two three zero five five three and leave us. A message runs her kids. Ask Your parents permission before you call Dr Floyd. Why are you thinking about building more time. Machines go to take one and go back and get the other before them and then destroy those in but it happened because if we go back and we'll stay here with Obama be there. We'll be here thinking dimensional.
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"Hey everybody. This is your old friend. Dr Grant and I just wanted to let you know that you are about to hear a classic voicemail. Episode of the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd. Now one thing you've got to keep in mind is that the voicemail number mentioned in the show is no longer operational so please do not call it other than that enjoy the show Voyageur Loyd juries a great day for a barbecue eight hundred grand you said it. Dr Floyd nothing better than grilling some hot dogs in the park on a Saturday afternoon. It sure is great out here. These dan to those Pesky voicemails actually Dr Floyd now. It'd be the perfect time to answer some voicemails. What what are you GonNa do that well. I'll call chips on my cell phone in and just get her to play the voicemails over the phone. Oh that's a great idea all right on hey tips. How's it going. Yeah uh-huh Yeah Yeah. We're just hanging out having some hotdogs all right hold on I. We were wondering if you could what no no no no messages. Hold on what I'm getting chips anyway. Could you play the voice. No no no the green the green one I right. Dr Floyd chips chips all happy with that going to say. Can you play the voicemail messages. We have over the phone okay. Here's the first one let me just hold the phone up to the microphone. He dumped her floyd. This is Chris Chris Christensen from the trailer podcast. I know it's a little premature but I'm just wondering when you get back your second time travel advice from Dr Steve. What do you do with your giving plans for it. I'm thinking that the tourism opportunities would be pretty great for that particularly educational field trips. I'm just thinking that for kids learning about the cross the process the cross continental. Let me try this game boy. He's messages. You're so important that we have to answer on our day off. Come on Dr Floyd people do expect a response if they take the time and effort to call our phone line well. At least you got really good cell service out here okay. Here's the next voicemail director Floyd. This is Chris Christopherson from the metric podcast. It's Mr Giggles again. I know this is a bit premature but I'm wondering what are you planning on doing with your second time travel device when you get it back from Dr Steve. I'm thinking the tourism possibilities for it would be pretty great. Just go the field trips. You could have instead of reading about the cross continental railroad. You could just watch them drive in the golden spike so keep in mind if you get that back and if you're open to that idea let me know amateur traveler dot com. Thanks very much good thing. He got his little website plug on the in there yeah well that originally was. Dr Floyd's idea was to go back in time and only observe history right Dr Floyd Yeah but then I thought it wasn't such a great idea because people would be trying to profit from it. Dr Steve If we watched him. Driving the gold spike people would be selling gold spike replicas all over the place while they already do sell Golden Spike Replicas Dr Floyd they they do gee. I told us Oh let's go. Dr Phil identified calm down calm down breathe all right. Here's our next message being them nine years old. I'm wondering why doesn't Dr Laden Dr After Krantz seen any song and that's all fine. Thanks for the Messageenvy. We hope you're doing fine. We think it's great that we have a listener whose age aged nine episode four six. If you've got the time we say we gave out the reason we don't sing so much. I just got some of us cannot rhyme. Inter soundtrack crowd net great okay. Here's our next message. Oh so follow dot Kassy's terrific question very easy one to answer the reason we photo Dr Steve is because why do we follow Dr Steve Well. He stole your time and space travel device. He has made several time jumps trying to steal historical markle artifacts to bring back to the future to sell on ebay right on several occasions. He's trying to change history Andy. Okay well really great. People Blurring Yeah Yeah we are Dr Floyd okay. Here's our next message. Dr Floyd My name is John. I'm teacher in Denver Massachusetts and I I would love to say let's my students absolutely love the radio program we use it as listening comprehension tool in our classroom and I ask ask questions about what the students have just heard I was also all of your website and looking at where it says why not give us because we can use you on the next show I thought that maybe something my kids would also get a big kick out. I also have some voice over experience in some radio experience as well so. I don't know if that's anything you'd be at all interested in. What's my name is. John and I am on the East Coast. I don't know where you guys are necessarily located but if you keep that in mind all right thanks a lot bye. Hey thanks for the message John. We're really honored that you play our episodes for your class. Yeah that's great and now I have an idea. That's just for John on student. Only John used out of the classroom for just a moment. Yeah go ahead is gone kids. Okay the next test. Just you have the answer to number. Forty is see down okay. Bring your teacher back in come on John and snazzy. Dresser is oh nice shoes. Okay folks remember that our little secret Dr Floyd. That's something Dr Steve would do. I was only kidding well anyway John as far as using your voice on our our next show we just did anyway folks that does it for this round voicemail if you'd like to call and leave us a voicemail just call eight one eight three three two three zero five three kids. Get Your parents permission before you call all right. I'm starving. Let's have some food yeah. Let serve them. Hotdogs gather around everybody two dollars dog. Let's go. We're not selling these hotdogs. We'll make good money. These are three. We're just going to hand them out.
"dr floyd" Discussed on The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd
"It's time once again for america's favorite. Show the radio adventures of dr fluid brought to you by tax floyd dot com. When you went traveling through diamonds space there there was no morning there is no evening there was just time and space so even though dr florida's protege dr grant in that fateful companionship's have gone from chicago in nineteen forty eight to rescue the dewey defeats truman newspapers chicago in nineteen twenty nine to save the contents or lack thereof al capone's vault and most recently the kitty hawk north carolina in nineteen. Oh three to help ensure the wright. Brothers made famous flight unhampered. They have only been gone from their real time. I'm a few hours. Eric vendors have worn them out though and we find dr floyd and dr grant in the sleeping quarters of the ship the lights are out. This ship is intensely. Dr floyd dr gray loosely. No oh good are we going to be okay just hovering hair and time and space. We'll be fine. Chipped is at the controls in hill inform us. If there's any brabham home okay goody good night. Dr floyd dr floyd yes. Do you think dr steven fidget or sleeping now. I'm not sure but they have after sleep eventually but what if they make a time and space jam where they will it will matter thanks to the time space travel device. We have all the time in the world has them is it. Don't worry about it. Just go to sleep. Okay good night. Dr floyd good eye doctor grid he he dr floyd dr floyd floyd. What i'm thirsty really drive me to drink doug your grant. You really do know i want. Drink dr floyd not you. Thanks good night good night. You're the best dr floyd gino. Dr floyd go to bed dr grant. Okay okay okay good night. Hey dr floyd would aged dr gray. There's a little stuffy in here. Can we open a window or something dr grant. We are floating in the middle of the street. We can't just simply open a window. Oh yeah. I forgot <hes> but i'm still stuffy then. Joe's the air vent above your head. Oh wow i didn't know we had these. This is kind of like an airplane. It's exactly taking airplane. I took the consoles from that old junk airliner in the back of the lab. This is cool. It even has the stewardess call but yeah she does do not push. I put dr gray. Sorry dr grant sorry. I was trying to turn it off but i hit it twice so it's still wish leave it alone. It's still on rushed leave. It alone. Got grandma. I help you. Oh yeah. Do you have any right nuts right nuts. How do you know which ones are the right. Excuse me ma'am i'm sherry. We don't need anything right now. Thank you okay then by now wouldn't turn asian but didn't know he hit a stewardess. Now got grant go to bruce. Lee's ari good night. Dr floyd hey. Dr floyd floyd floyd floyd floyd. The floyd floyd floyd floyd floor. Do you walk and you tell me a story. I can't sleep. Oh no lease. Oh oh come on. Please <music> sign once upon a time in a land far away. There was a handsome and wise king. The king was fair and just and everyone liked him thinking you had a problem though he had and annoying young page who lived in a casual and would not allow the king to sleep so one night when he couldn't take the incessant needling of the page anymore he put him in the airlock and lunch time and space dream name where he floated forever and thanks dr floyd. You always tell the best story night good night. He's out of floyd roy. What is it dr grant of you. Ever heard of naked mole rats yes. Yes i have yes. I've heard of naked mole rat what about them connector grin. You're what interpretation when we grant to get their sleep and return them on a week for the next exciting episode of the radio floyd.
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"Hello there. Friends evil mastermind. Dr Steve here. A right fidget is here to we just wanted to let you know that you're about to hear a classic. Dr Floyd voicemail episode really a right vigil. Thank you. Visit reminds me that the voicemail number you here in this episode no longer works so don't bother trying to call it. We won't answer or do call it. What are we can? I mean you'll just be wasting your own time. Sorry here now is a classic Dr Floyd voice mail episode enjoying. Hey, buddy? This is Dr Floyd. What I thought I was going to start the show. Dr Floyd show, I'm doing this time. Okay. Go for it. All right. Everybody. This is Dr Floyd from radio adventure. You know you go first time all right here, buddy. This is Dr grant for the radio ventures at Dr Floyd and it's time to answer some more of your voice mail. That's right. If you call eight one eight three three two three zero five three. You can leave us some voicemail, and we'll answer it on the podcast. Let's listen to the first voicemail boy. I should have gone. I. I five years old. I liked her show and I like Savoy south of the she'll do by that was awfully. Nice Luke, Luke likes our voices. When of course, she does you've probably heard that episode where we were singing our lung Joan even knew very schmo. It's beautiful to hear it again. No, it's too beautiful. I started to weep when you're a big baby. Hey, that's not very nice. Let's listen to our next voicemail said something. Yeah, I want you to talk to him. I'm a little shirt. Don't. Komo. No. You don't have to be shy when you call us. Well, no wonder he shied Dr Floyd. Look at you insulted that one guys' joke. You call the guy from Australia, a dork, and you just called me a big baby. Of course, he's shy. We are a big baby. But anyway, trying to be nicer from now on, you're the baby. No are here's the next voice man inside and have us old. And I want to know my dog Steve did all those time jump. Thanks bye. Mainly the reason Dr Steve makes time jumps, his because he's greedy. Loyd. I'll answer this the reason I make so many time jumps is because if I made time walks, I never get anywhere. Brother, let you our next call. Hi. This is Neo from Chicago. I'm eight years old. I just wanna ask, have you ever used that shirt shrinking, and growing machine on any other object? And that's all I want to ask by. We used to use a kinds of things, but ugly incident with deporting. That's right. Good thing and some temporary was a train lifeguard was able to pull you out in time Dr Floyd. Alright. Alright ovaries are no Tim. We're okay. Thanks. You can go back to whatever it is. You were doing then force her hip. Why wish they'd stop slamming that door? Anyway, here's our next caller. Big if he knew high or ankle dacas, we'll to me, he kind of looks like a knee, high no-no. He's an ankle sock for sure. Mcgovern. What is Bill bullies? Yeah. I feel like I'm back in vaudeville slammed the door again. Get over at Dr Floyd. All right. Here's our last call. Doubt full. I really like pill one, but that podcast and. Is he still there? I don't hear him should we call nine one one. And we made line yester- day. By mid aflame flying. I thought he said slime I don't know. But that doesn't make sense either. Well, I guess use your flying in a well ventilated area. Right. You are Dr grandad's, good advice and show. Remember kids, stay in school. Well, that's all the voice mail. We have for this week. Yeah. And if you'd like to call us, you can call eight one eight three three two three zero five three. That's right. And it's time for me to shuffle on out of here. Okay. Dr grant was she later. And if I don't see the future don't do it. I'll see in the past year. Oh boy. Don't lamb do. Will get beat them. Join them.
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"Dr floyd runs forward into the cape he twists and turns than a few more quart or isn't as around the corner he steps forward and slams directly in a two other beings moving through the gate loyd's laser goes out as to whether it be stumbled forward into a deep pit who has dr floyd fallen into the pit with is it more cave monsters is it dr stephen bitter do it's now at us we're at the end of the gay find out next time on the radio adventures of dr loyd episode number 605 see if the radio adventures of dr floyd start doug brien says doctor of loyd music for this episode by jodie whiteside www died jodie white sides dot com this episode was written by grant but joko if you'd like to learn more about the law lebed's national monument visit www dot np as dot g o vive forward slash l a b e levers of ice male at area code eight one eight three three two three zero five three episode number 605 c of the radio adventures of dr of loyd is copyright 2007 dr of industries all rights reserved clearly airwaves clear the airwaves it's now time for dr floyd imagination nation ranger secret message for your members of a doctor floyd imagination nation remember kids only official radio adventures of duct avoid imagination nation rangers can zip code dr floyd secret message with the secret to colder ring available only from www dot a'magic nation ranger dot com all right grand your secret dakota rings and a pencil and paper and prepare to set your imagination to fun remember dr floyd is counting on you and here is the radio adventures of dr floyd imagination nation ranger secret message for episode number 605 see dr four cave five eight twenty three 18 tawny fourteen eighteen dean a fifteen.
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"Loyd is copyright 2007 dr floyd industries all rights reserved clearly airwaves clear the airwaves it's now time for duct of whites immagination nation rangers secret message for your members of a dark of loyd imagination nation remember kids only official radio adventures of duct and avoid imagination nation rangers can zip code dr floyd secret message with the secret the colder ring available only from www data majid nation ranger dot com all right grab your secret sokota rings and a pencil and paper and prepare to set your imagination to fun remember dr floyd his counting on you and here is the radio adventures of dr floyd imagination nation ranger secret message for episode number six five cavein twenty three sixteen fourteen three eighteen seven dean nineteen three twenty six two three dean nine seven four seven twenty two three one two wanni hi 18 ate twelve and that was a message from dr ward himself to wall his imagination nation rangers you can join doug avoids imagination nation and become an imagination nation ranger only at www dot a'magic nation ranger dot com and until next time set germination do fun hey fitted did you see this article about the guy who bartered an iphone for sponsorship of his podcast now yeah he said he would trade sponsorship of an episode of his podcast for the price of an iphone oh yes it did work in fact he's got to iphone so far huawei so i began thinking what if we were to do that but we'll do it even better i'd like to arthur sponsorship of three episodes of the radio adventures a dot of loyd complete with the cast doing custom commercials for your product or service a complete radio adventures of dr of loyd autographed cd library a year membership in the imagination nation and a one of a kind handmade feature to replica doll all for the price of an iphone if your interested in this little barter send an email to me at doctor steve add doctor of loyd dot com that's d r s t e v at d o c t o r f l o yd dodd car.