20 Episode results for "Don Don Don Don Don"

Mojo's Crazy Walks

Mojo In The Morning

09:25 min | 4 months ago

Mojo's Crazy Walks

"In the morning good morning and welcome to the mojo in the morning show We are all here today or actually. I'm at home but we are here where we're at least Broadcasting live there are no replays of Any You know old mojo in the morning moments. I appreciate you guys for listening this past almost six weeks to to the show and In thank you guys so much for everything that you did actually has been six weeks. My surgery though will be officially a six week. thing on on wednesday and on mont. I'm recovering nicely. I feel good. I am hanging out at home. It's kind of funny. Because i tell you guys this i i wanted to know like what happened before cova to people that had this heart surgery thing that i had and i found out that people that had this pre pre covid had got to do a little bit more than i did. You know you got to be out and about and you got to. You know a lot of people like they said. The big thing was exercising. You know you have to exercise after this thing in your form of exercising is walking so i have been walking ten thousand steps a day in my house. You couldn't do it most sunday. Which is head off to the mall and just do around the mall. 'cause obviously you didn't want it. That's what they said that. They said they said spike people have this in the summertime. They can walk outside people that have it. You know You know at any other time of the year you know. Pre twenty twenty twenty twenty one cova. You can go into a mall and be a mall walker. Which i've always wanted to be a mall walker. Although i just perfect shoes you should see by the way by the way. I have not put a pair of pants on or shoes on and so long. I've been hearing i've been wearing hugs slippers and and lululemon sweatpants since the start of this whole thing. I don't know if i can actually get jeans to fit me more. But many of us experience that last year in twenty twenty four pants. so what was the railhead engines. So i i would go around the kitchen island back to our mud room laundry room and then back around the kitchen island into our living room area than back to my bedroom and then go start the whole thing. All over again. And i would have to do that thing. In every day. I started off doing a mile a day or not a mild day. I'm sorry a two or three minutes a day. And then i would add minutes each time and now i'm up to like thirty minutes a shot three times a day to do this walk so yes we gets well over ten thousand Stabs now but but my dogs look at me. Like i'm frigging crazy. Dog looking at me like i said to chelsea go. Can i just put a leash on them and have them come with me and she goes no. They're gonna look at your even crazier walking outside. But it's it's very weird you get so caught up in trying to figure out some people say hey. Why don't you just jump on a treadmill. Well the problem. I can do a treadmill now. The problem is they didn't want me on stares at first because of stairs would knock me on my ass. It's much walking as i was doing just the incline of viewing the stairs. I'd be like oh my god you know that would be a tough one but But now i can. I can do it. I had to tell you. The worst piece of exercise equipment ever invented has been a treadmill. It is the most boring horrible thing. i think i'd rather walk around the island. Go back to the laundry room and and do all that then get on. Do you like do you guys like treadmill. I'm bored do you. Could you watch something while you're on your treadmill. Do you have a tv or your ipad or something you could do. No so i had to. So i put music on so i've been listening to. This is the weirdest thing to playlist wise. I have been a test with listening to the best hits of the eighties and nineties. Slow music like slow song either. It's craziness that because i think it's because when i was in the hospital i couldn't sleep for five days so the only thing that would put me to sleep would be listening to megan's boyfriend phil collins and and i would listen to old phil collins music or is it's the euro bmi. I sleep meghan crying that song all the time whenever we played and she talked about her dad. My emotional like downfall is what puts. You'd asleep just so. I'm clear cry like a relaxing and air supply was another one too. I don't know supplier. i'm all out of love. i'm so lost. Without don don don don don donna and i was listening to that and then i would. Then i had other songs in there too. Like i was listening to Oh puffy puff daddy. I'll be missing you. I was listening to what else i got here. I got a whole playlist of of ones. That i was listening to. And i'll tell you something. Yeah so disappointed. You didn't come out of surgery with an accent. I was really hoping that you were going to be one of those. That came out with like an irish accent or something afterwards this or better music. I didn't come out with an accent. But i came out as a seventy five year old woman. Oh god genetics. what's going on. Ginette welcome to the mojo in the morning. Show we're back. we are back. Welcome back welcome back. So when i had my open heart surgery About four weeks post op. We went down to florida. And i would walk the beach every day. Like pushing myself hard. I read a and it was a disaster that we went down there so wow could about an ideal you know y- hey i'll tell you what i'll see. You got a couple more weeks. Hang hang out down there but let me ask you. I've been meeting so many people that have had had open heart surgery. And i'm blown away and this is something for our listeners. Because we have a majority of the listeners are female listeners. it's not a guy thing it's it's very prominent that that women face you know. In my case. It was an aneurysm. That i had had had for for a number. I don't know what yours was but might get checked valves. And how old were you time that you have this. This is last year. I was thirty eight thirty eight years. Old god's sakes shannon the woman is right around your age so this is something i have to explain. The people get checked out. I was trying explain this chelsea. Because i tell chelsea all just got to go to the doctor and then she gets mad at me because i always tell tell. My mom had breast cancer. And she never would go to a doctor and your heart heart disease is the number one killer of women. Play these get checked out and ask your doctor. Even if he doesn't do a heart check your heart. Tell them you want them to do something. And until it was discovered for you this is a good reminder for people. Dr warner just like we should run some tests. There wasn't something specific. That was how lost. I lost the most weight that i've ever lost in my life. I was in the best shape boever. I was fitting into skinny jeans. I couldn't believe it and this guy looked at me and said hey. I want to do one thing. It's a calcium score test on you just to check if i looked at him like he was insane ago. Dr warner best shape. That i've ever been in my life you know. Look at this guy you now. i'm i i felt like i. Was you know muscleman. I go get that test on. And i find out that if i didn't find out that i had that thing you know just like many people. You would suffer the aneurysm bursting. Which your chances of survival are are not great after that but genetic so happy that you're doing okay all right. Let me take a break. I don't know i'm gonna kick something out shannon way shannon. Yeah you know. Let me take a break. We're about to go into the long stretch of talk and we don't take a break on. I have to tell shannon something very interesting. I did not come out of the surgery with an accent. I came out of the surgery with an unusually shaped but crack and in the next hour. I will tell you guys about why i have now. What i think a deformed but crack.

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Ep. 37: Category Sex

Room 77 | Podcast

1:02:12 hr | 8 months ago

Ep. 37: Category Sex

"This podcast contains explicit content language and sexual situations. It is intended for adults, eighteen years of age and older. These thoughts and opinions expressed are not those of any specific employer group or individuals with the rat race. We decided to sell everything and move to Cancun Mexico. Now we do it we'd love we'll party and play in the middle of Paradise after eighteen years of lifestyle we thought we saw it all we were so wrong so wrong oh my God. So wrong now we WANNA share the fund that we get to have every day. So come to room seventy seven let's play. Okay telling you ready. Ready you're ready. Now we started we we got a lot of stuff. There's too much stuff. In this one, we have to push a lot of it over to patriots because there's just too much stuff going on. There really is but I do. Hurricane. Update Twenty twenty. Don Don Don Don Don going to Richard Live in the studio. I'm out here and it Sahni I just said you're in the studio yes. It was my fault I. Met your on location. Tell US Richard. Yeah it is sunny. The hurricane has passed back to you. Richard. Thought provoking and sets detail. You're very welcome. So I just WANNA, give everybody an update. In case you haven't found out already. We're okay we lived through I think they said the worst hurricane in the history of a hurricane. Yeah. It was very scary experience for the two of US mostly me. So I'm just GonNa give you the short version because oil alert we're not dead. What happened was were sitting here on our other uncomfortable SOPA. I. Think. It was a Monday night or Sunday night I can't remember and I texted my friend amp Tony, the owner of loss arena I was like, Hey, andy is obviously text. Yeah. This is how I sound like when I'm texting him hey, anthony what do you think about living in Spain? Because this is usually something that I would say to him and he texts back dude, we're GONNA die. My phone starts ringing I'll like what is going on why? What he's like I looked at news. Have you done looked like no, I haven't woods letting the boys on Amazon come on it was watching the boys you're interrupting this really good storylines. Like no check it out. There's a hurricane come airway I was like, okay. So I did that and then over the next couple of days, not even couple of days we had twenty four hours. Or and then came the next night. Yeah and this thing is just growing. It's just getting huge. It's like I wanna make ghostbuster reference but I don't know why. But it's just getting big. It's getting big and out. Of Control Cathy. Yeah they'll just picturing you're going. On Richard. sexpert gas so so. So. Yes. Because from category two to a three to four that it was flirting with a five six. Seven seven category seven so we spent the next day shopping that night I had reached out to be be listen. You may want to sleep here, tomorrow night, and this is how texts back. Why would I do that? because. There's a hurricane coming and you're pretty close to the to the water. On the coast, we're like almost a mile in you may WANNA sleep here. I'll just use the time to. By Candlelight I'm like, okay. Suit yourself be he's to die. Yeah. I wake up the next morning and it's a bunch of texts from her Kanye's sleeping. So. We're like, yeah become over now. It's like woke up. Get you right well, we'll come get you but she's like I gotTa go shopping lists it is what I want you to get your important documents very put them away and get some clothing put them in a bag. Yeah. sexier the better and go to the store and get some food anything that's canned or that will last without refrigeration without refrigeration that will be best. So she goes to the store she heads over here we pick her up and she's wearing a little red pencil dress. Yeah. Like at tanked sandals flip flop no extra clothes, no documents and her food shopping consisted of wait for it. Cookies and powdered milk can't. Can Tuna. Those it a can of tuna, powdered milk and chocolate chip cookies. That's what she came to survive with. Laugh. Joe The storm starts rolling in that night. Now, I'm panicked I'm a ball of sweat right through the yard pick everything up. Make sure everything is is okay. Nothing's GonNa fly through the window of just locking the neighborhood down. Absolutely, it's about ten o'clock I think and I'm just a bundle of nerves. Yeah because it's scary. News we're tracking the storm before we go to bed were just sort of waiting and bundled nerves I look over beasts bees asleep. And, she sleeps basically don't wait the storm finally hit I think about three three o'clock in the morning four o'clock in the morning and we were up because as we mentioned in in another podcast, our house leaks like a sinking submarine. So. We have to be on deck. This is we've been training at us. We batten down the hatches were trying it cover the windows. I hooked up a plastic thing to the door like macgyver that did nothing exactly except collectively, which was not my intention, but I may have invented some. Show walking up and down the stairs right because we live in a lighthouse and I'm walking up and down and be groggy I'd sort of correct the door open she's like, why are you walking around so much? Too, much noise. So then the eye of the storm hits, right? We're in the store I'm like, let's go outside and you're like, do we should know outside come on it's GonNa be fun and I mean it was dead and we have a lot of these videos that we're gonNA. Throw up on Patriot on their crap what a way to sell it Richard. But is there a just crappy videos that we took during the night of just stuff? So the is store comes in I go downstairs I, pass out because I. if that was the worst of it, we lived through it then the other half won't be as bad and then it did it just storm down for the next three hours or so and that was it. We had a lot of cleanup to do all the power went out for two and a half days. We are very, very, very behind on life right now because those days right we had so much to do and we didn't get anything done. Be a safe people asked is she safe? Donnelly safe. She's well rested. Dry Out. She still looks good. Gee, we are conserving water the way it works here. In Mexico is it's not like he lose water but you lose power you need a pump to pump the water up to your roof to put into a tank. Then gravity brings all the water down. So once you lose power, it's virtually impossible to get your water from the bottom all the way up to the top. So if you have a Tank of water you have to make sure that that tank of water basically lasts you for however long that you're going to be out of power. So if it's three days that tank, what's the word ration ration that water as long as you you can on our motorhome days the motor days where you know you, what's that shower called the sloppy shower. Has. A name. Shut. The water off and then you soap up and then you it has a name yet has a name like a Dan army shower. I Dunno maybe shower a totally different. Therefore shower. I forget what it is. You have you got to take one of those showers. Philip you're seeing for dishes whatever whatnot disgusting we've been outside and we're just fixing everything and becomes rolling down the stairs wringing her hair out. From her long hot shower. We were like A. Shower. Who is so relaxing? motherfucker. Phase and it was especially hard because right now we are planning for hold on wait for it where planning the first third annual flirty down and dirty party, right? So we have this party going on for four straight days. Pump some music here at it and you put it in a baseline in this kick ass villa down here in Playa del. Carmen. which means the Carmen of Playa. Yes. There's a pool and a rooftop and it's got like twelve bedrooms and it's amazing and we are doing that that. Next Week Holy Shit I was GONNA. Say next month. So yeah we're going to be doing that again if you WANNA be a part of the third second annual flirty down and dirty party and what we WANNA do basically. Where we are welcoming a lot of the vanilla lifestyle and the the lifestyle lifestyle just sort of fusing those two together just having a party with open minds and open sexuality and just a place where you can have fun and relax, and we'll see where it goes. What say you Lauren? I say we hope to take it around. So you can see different parts of Mexico and just have a more intimate place to hang out with your friends on the we. Rock out with the Cox out with our friends all around. Mexico. So we just have to find different places to go. Maybe we'll go to Islam O'Hara's. Bosch Back Alive Law. Her. Oh please a lovely. Mexico. But? Yeah. But we can go down there. Right just right down passed the tha loom. Yes. Once we do the to that we move on to Belize out the Nicaragua Wait Eru is disabled. Now there are thirty minutes the Netherlands. Sat down there to. The left or something. Yeah belise. Panama she lay Holland. Right. Where learn at school? Yeah. Is that online anywhere yet? On our website it is yeah, I think it's called parties oh. So. Cryptic. Are GonNA bleed into the next part, which is where we did allow ourselves. Literally, we'RE GONNA play. We're play with ourselves. I'm excited not all of it will be here. We're going to do a portrait this on Patriots. So liberals love is an amazing website that we partnered up with. If they go to liquors love what are they find just as beautiful department store but of all the good toys you don't have to sift through all the crap they've done everything for you and it's just it's so simple I think we're bass. Yes we are. Yeah. Well, we don't have our code yet but oh, well, we will be yeah. Sorry about that. Spoiled it. Well. We're going to be ambassadors of IT I. Don't know what it means and they were like, Hey, we want you guys to be ambassadors and we're like, Hey, we're into that at getting a Tattoo I already got the liquor Sh- love logo. Tattooed. On. My Penis. Super Small. My pain is not the touch. The tattoos huge like it's spelled a little weird liquors love. Yeah. Well, it looks like Lic K. E. R. I S. H. Love. It's not spelled like the candy licorice now. Okay. This is a dumb I am. Involved with liquors love I for what three months now at least never knew. That's how fucking. AM. Steven not a strong speller. All right now, what we did is we ordered some stuff from them. They were sending to us so we could try them out now they want huge mistake in the process which was using Mexican male. Yes. Never ever do that ever. It will make it to the border and then as soon as it gets over the border, this is regular mail, not like DHL or federal express like the light on the event horizon of a black hole wants the male reaches the border. You never see it again it will just vanish right. You'll see the tracking tracking tracking and then it just sort of vanishes We're waiting for its last leg of the trip like. Sex Toys. Close. You're so close sex toys and we even call a couple of people where's love and they're like it's coming and then the next day we went on the website and they're like, are you folks? It's Mexico. They were lovely enough to send us a different set of toys. What did we get him? He got when a Guy Braider by hot octopus what at Well Guy Braider Oh, a guy breeder. Yeah. That's where I put it on Macaca jerk off with yeah I'm going to do that later. So later we're going to videotape ourselves using. These toys we're GONNA. Throw that Papa Patriotic. The other one I got you was a cock ring because I love your junk jewelry. Do you have a special Kagera? Not just like regular conquering that? I wear out as junk jewelry. This one has a a little thing on it that vibrates right yeah. So that when I'm balls deep inside of you rubs up against click what's that one called day call that little thing that you're talking about they call it a unique Nub Rub said that ten times I can because that was my nickname in college. Unique. Eating number. So I'm going to try on the veto rock ring and that is going to fit over my penis yet, and it's going to fall down onto my testicles and or Peronism, and then once inside of you, we should be able to harmonize together what happens. Well, we're going to figure it out. Yeah. We're going to do it on camera. I don't know how long it's GonNa take. It could be an hour video just trying to put that thing. And then the third thing and the fourth a well, there's actually two more they sent me some bull covers you're gonNA wear those the whole time. Yeah absolutely. Okay. And what is the last thing you got some balls right? Your balls. We're GONNA put those in order to tell everybody what the Keel balls are four hour. We're GONNA show them entering you in seven different angles. Do. You have the thing on there that I didn't get now I. Don't it's in the Mexican postal service somewhere anyway. Yeah. That was really cool because it looks like Batman and I was upset but that's not the one that well. Ready Batman. A not as bad as the other one though we're gonNA show you how Batman it is go to patriotdepot dot com slash room seven seven and check out the no can't give you the video on Patriot but we'll give you sort of instructions there because even that's illegal. Don't even really let you do that. Pushed the direct link the let me just tell this story really quick because I think it's funny. We put our last x rated video up on. Patriotic. If you. WanNa. See the x rated video that go to this link. An patriots was like, Hey, guys you can't do that but the message actually read this hey, guys that video was fucking hilarious. Thank you so much. You've made my morning, but here's the deal. You can't do that. I was like. All right. Well, thanks for watching. Glad you saw my cock and my wife's asshole. So. I'm sure sure he followed the link. It'll be one of those deals where we're playing with these liquorice love toys and yeah I can get get in bed with us have fun. We're going to give you a little sample right now although I can't give it to you right now because it hasn't happened yet. But as soon as we record it, I'm GonNa put it right here. Hero we have all the liquors love. It's almost like. Sort of like we're all mingling, but we haven't had sex yet. All right. Let's let's enter these Kegalle balls into your your vagina area. Let's start with. I mean, we start with one. I have high expectations. You'RE GONNA. Do. Great. I'll. Just give you any pleasure at all when I tug on it just a little bit. To stand up after this and she thinks than stand up. Things. Such a baby. But the falls in and stand up. Full. Oh. Yeah. Hot Octopus that Guy Breeder? Put My cock in here. Right. Yeah. I had to stop because I was. Wrong explain how do you turn it off? Richard. This is. All take the camera. Early In the. It was upside down and backwards yet. Give me your question. Oh All right. So that was that it sounded like a weed wacker. This. So I can start. This like I just WanNa, make sure that you know that's the toy and not how I found in bed. If you want to see that head over to patriotic on, check it out, I, don't know if it's super super informative but it is super super pornographic. It's like twenty minutes long. So enjoy yourself. All Right Lauren? Yes. A little discombobulated because I moved furniture before we started so my body doesn't know what to do. Trying to find a better position for the uncomfortable through time. Yeah. I'm still uncomfortable trying to find a better section. So we moved a little table around. It's thrown me off completely I have to be honest. Actually we move it back on. Hold on let's move it back and then we'll come back hold on. Oh. Can't see the screen yet back those there. It's way better hustle. Got Everything. Feels right. So. Reminding never ever change everything around again. Now, the only thing that I want to change in here, and by here I mean the state of Cantata row is the Heat Oh, my God I keep looking at my body in the gym right now. So does everybody else shut up? I am the same color as the wall the wall. So everybody knows is eggshell. And thinking you know what I'm. GonNa. Go outside and I'm gonNA catch a little just thirty minutes catch some sun like emanate go and I'm going do you just thirty minutes I'll go up to like hang laundry or something and five minutes just beads of sweat just pointing down my body as no fun. So I'd like that to stop now because it's hard A. Sitting in Your Sofa Your other uncomfortable SOFA watching the Philadelphia Eagles lose once again while dripping in sweat because it should be like fall things like the weird neighbor Kevin is raking leaves in the Front Yard Ooh the thought of having fall leave a haven't thought of in a long time nothing falls here So to tell our listener that we got all sexed up. Chain we broke the cycle. Thank. God. That's what I meant. Not The chain. It was dry cycle in our lives where we could not have sex with anyone. We had a shot about it in one of our virtual workshops afterwards and was like had the most recent sex people are like, February. Yeah. It goes with my period that covert hit swingers the hardest I've not heard anybody in the news talk about it I'm GonNa do. Some field reporting you should totally do that I should and I'm going to get a news van a little bit about this particular hookup. Now, this story brings in to light a couple of different things chivalry kindness yes. Says embarrassment. Yes that's the one I'm guilty of what play time can be with just a tiny little shift of certain things. Are you as lost as our listener IAM great I. Have you right where I want. I'm to get to it but I I wanted to describe this couple a little bit lovely people. Yes. How would you describe them? They are those people who put other people I mourn them. They are gorgeous to just stare at they make you feel a little taller and little prettier he's a large guys very tall but you feel just as tall as he does, yeah it's like something about him. They just like are exude this positivity and stuff, and it just makes you feel a little bit better about yourself to give me an example as always try to talk shit about people around them and they just want parliament. I'm just going to stay I'm going to stay right right here in you guys WanNa Talk Shit about is fine with you. We respect that, but we are not going to partake. Have a good day. That is sort of them. They're just those people and she is like a beauty queen to me. I always had this little running joke with her. She's like three minutes into a conversation and asked me a question at I. Usually answer you so pretty. Even listening. So pretty they came to town we don't always play with them. We don't always have playtime with them. Sometimes, it's just sort of social time. So the first night we pick them up at the hotel we picked them up, right. We would pick them up curbside and when I say curbside, that's not a figure speech and we have them sneak out of the hotel down the sidewalk and say, Hey, come to the curb come to the curve we don't want them to see sir. I think they're gonNA shoot on sight. So they walked down the curve and they jump in the car. Like, we just robbed a bank and we off we go to the restaurant. We talk a little bit and laugh a little bit and then we get out of the car she says to, and by the way Hey, guys I'm do you think I should put pasties on? This now, you have to imagine this that she has the most perfect set of boobs ever seen in your life and I'm not a boobs Guy Yeah, you're not. But when I look at her boobs I'm like, yeah, I want those movies. I really like those movies they're not huge, but they're big for her frame. Yeah, and I love it perfectly share fact. Yes. So she stands up she was like, should I put pasties on this and she's wearing this top and essentially you can just see right fucking through it at immediately Dick Starts Kit hard 'cause. I'm sort of into that public display. Nadi nece and nakedness and making people I think I said, no no, you'll be fine and then I got out of the car and I was like you know what? Hold on a second stand up. Let me see again. At I looked at it and her tits are just shining right through this top I'm thinking if a light hits that the right way it's GonNa be fucking amazing on one level. Another level in this tiny little town that we live people were literally ship them. So yes, right. The staff there at the restaurant? So we say maybe she purchased I got paid the prepared I already know in a flash she put them on. The. Trunk Literally zipped open her back. She had the kind that are light gel reusable, right so this wasn't a pasty where you rip off the fabric part. She had these things ready almost as if they were magnets to her nipples and just left hand too right or whatever. In the shirt boom boom this is not a situation that was her first time. Boom, boom done. Let's go. I'm ready to go and I was like are already. That's kind of fucking amazing. We had a good time. We took them back to the hotel didn't actually stop. We just told them to roll out and we're going to keep ongoing case anybody sees us and then so that we meet up with them again, two nights later allocate this is half fun. We know we do because with them we're always like, Hey, let's just get fucking crazy. Yeah, and that's sort of how how we like it like no plan. No, you know like this like that let's just stout have a drink and get crazy. So we decided to do it in the afternoon because. We're all people and they like we like doing it during the day. Well, that's why I love. They said, do you guys WanNa do day or evening? We like daytime? We're like soda we that's the best absolutely insider tip say I wanNA neuner in his time management at its best absolutely. So they come over again, we picked him up company Kirk. We're in the car behind the tree behind the tree walk down the street. I'm going to flash MY LIGHTS FLASHING MY. Lights. Walk Towards, the car. So we them. We drive away again off, they go with us and we come back to the House turn on the music and start daydream get Ivan Dade drank day drank sure I. Haven't Adrian Longtime I. Still Get anxiety every time I don't their drugs for that you could use a little Mali Times School Molly train again. Started second podcast called the molly trade where it's just our adventures on molly. This week Richard lost a limb. Go. Upstairs right again, fucking professionals and I love this about them, and this is something that I noticed. We all walk into the bedroom with our drinks walk in there like tiny little army. Soon as we walk in everybody starts taking off their clothing. This is akin to being a professional like an electrician you come in you set your tools down you start setting up. Ma'am. Don't worry about your I'm going to fix it set up a tools they start walking in just closed are coming off that whole uncomfortable time is gone. Yeah. Because people if you're just getting started in this and you're getting into the lifestyle that thing where people take off your clothing in a very hot seductive way. I know you've all. Yeah that Shit doesn't happen. So savings all but at time at just take fucking pants off. Yeah, that's just want to step to maybe underwear and lingerie a little bit different. I'm talking the actual clothing jeans this socks. Winter, fall situation as we were talking, we wish we got my sweater vest is on. Deck. Yeah. I mean what do I do with that Ascott? Do I. Ripped off his Matt, just take them off, throw them in a pile. You'll deal with them later when we say get your clothes and get out. So they immediately start taking off their clothes. Now, it's not just their physical beauty because let's face it I, I noticed this thing where I'm getting older. Yes yet seems to happen every day. I. Notice every day to it's turning into a pattern I'm afraid. Oh, every I wake up older and I think the same major older than us. They may be a little older than US I look around at us and I'm like, no, we're not spring. Chickens anymore that idea of that really beautiful twenty something year old couple, which is a really attractive when you look at it, we stare at it I will test to this. There is nothing more sexy than a confident older woman absolutely and experienced calm level headed older woman I would choose that every day of the week twice on Sunday over a twenty something and when you find that beauty within someone you start looking at that person or those people. In, this case this couple like an aura, it's not something to to take for granted that amazing energy that somebody holds. Yeah. You don't have to be perfect I mean, let's face it. We're certainly not perfect like you're saying like, okay. If you could have a dream instagram couple or something, right these fitness people that are great to look at not only are you talking about the essence and stuff, but there's like a sexually charged ear saying that Confidence and stuff, and it's like you infuse that with their charge knowing what they want. You can't take away age right as far as beauty you look at somebody and you go. They are a beautiful couple that is in their late forties or fifty. I don't know how there. But there's sort of Asterix they're nice looking older couple will say or you'll say are hot young couple, right? Yeah. What age do you think that happens like forty thirty seven? That's when it started for me, and then it turns to hot couple event older couple. Yeah. Which is where we are yeah or if not were knocking on the door. Is Anybody in there hell? Hey, there's so many people in here. Lauren. We immediately start getting out. I. Don't even remember how I just remember lying on the bed and grabbing somebody. This is the funny thing about her she says it every single time I love for you know what I want to watch. You guys this time this time. That's the. So, this is like Hey lady go over to that chair been wanting to do this for a long time. Yeah, and watch us to ruin Lauren Watch him and I take her to task. We are going to treat her like a dirty disgusting little horrid and she's GonNa love it. We're GONNA. Let it go sit over there. She lasted four seconds on that chair before it comes over the bed. What are you doing here? He's supposed to be over there. She's like I. Know I just can't help it I want to be over here touching. That happens every single time. So I was like well, you just stay right here next to US touch and do whatever you want and we start attacking you. Yes. All of this stress and all of this crap that we've been going through in the past couple of weeks is just like melting away. You're just serve sliding into your body's just sort of sliding into making out with you and he's just touching you going down on you. He really enjoys that sort of petting and pre play which I actually enjoy as because it's different it's not just like go suck my cock different than your husband. Your words not much suck Mica. So he just kind of melts in to me and just starts rubbing my body and giving me soft kisses everywhere and I don't really know what we were doing until I stuck his cock my lucky. He loves going down on you and staying down there playing with you and a playing with her boobs at the same time. Then I just she wanted to suck my cock and. Having somebody sucking your cock, right. So you're you're in front of me and he's taking you from behind your getting fucked at your face is in front of yes and you're sort of squealing like staring at me face to face almost while she's going down on me and your squealing a little bit because he has a giant. And That's one of my favorite things in the world what I wanna hear you squeal a little bit la pain. Yeah I like it. Yeah. Yeah I mean for me I know it's not the greatest for you but. Like I know but you know sometimes the day after you like my vagina. Always the after. See I like it in the moment because it's it is raw. So things are going really well up until. I ruin it. So I decided this is just too hot certain go over to you like GonNa Fuck you take you and lay you down at I, put it inside of you I'm start fucking you up now playing with their boobs on one side. fucking you and I'm laying right down insider. Now he's kneeling down by your side and you're sucking his cock and I am in your ear at I'm like you take the cock, you swallow the and fucking you and I can feel my Dick hitting the back of you and I'm just going harder and harder and harder, and then you say to me you're good. Give me that cock and then you say to me, you say feed me that cock and I grab you back of your head and the base of his cock and I'm slamming them both together. So hot year squealing. And at that moment, I'm like. I'm GONNA come and it was like two seconds I crawl up into a ball to try to not come. So I, get in a some sort of ski jump position. Like just left the ramp. Or like a yoga pose, it was weird yoga. So I leave your your body penis goes out of you and it didn't work I just came on myself in a weird position and then I looked up and I'm like came this would normally be an embarrassing situation because I think we were playing for. Four minutes not even know man like four minutes. The playtime. Yes but as far as the actual sex I think I was inside of you for two minutes. I just want to say that when you pull it out right and you're like I'm GonNa Common and you started holding everything back the neighbor like just come and joy. But it was too. I was trying to hold it back. It didn't work, and then you had some sort of weird half gasm. I did have a half chasm because I half it went back inside of me half of it landed on the sheets which was a complete fucking waste. And and now I'm going to like. They're like we we are never unhappy when someone comes. That is our rule. Yeah. Now this is a key thing right? Because feel stupid. How did you say well, I'm just GONNA go for a second one. That's it. They make you feel so comfortable and it is so important to have people like that to have a good time and we spent the rest of the time playing like I did everything that I could do I never came back. Fully. Did I come back fully a can't remember remember having sex with you again yeah you were you had a hard on she was blowing you again I I did come back for a second round which I was very impressed with myself. These people are probably the most polite human beings on the face of the planet during the play time and just being with her she came she was almost apologizing because she's like she came all over the sheets. I am so sorry I'm going to go I'm going to go buy you knew linens I. I think I may have all of your sheets and I'm like, don't worry about it. And then him he one of my favorite moments wanted to times where he was getting ready to fuck you. He's he forgot to bring his own condom. Use Condoms there just regular skin condoms. You're allergic to latex just regular normal common, right? He's having trouble putting them on and very is standing there is glorious form and he's yelling at himself and he's saying this God damn coke can cock. fucking peanuts. I. Am so sorry just like a co can. This is just ridiculous does yelling at his penis. ME I. I can't get this shit on Marcus too big. What size? Size of these, Richard. The story out here come on man Jesus. I looked I said. If, you have like just a regular size. Rise up and he said, yeah, it Pittsburgh Crop Top. Crop Top, Condo I. Lost it I'm like I can't Oh hates his penis I know but it's one of the greatest penises I've ever seen. A great data that was our time. And The fact that we sat there for like half the playtime was just sort of sitting talking and laughing and I think it's really important to remember that just that essence of connection with people is so so important to have. It's fine. If you don't right we've been down in dirty were like I. don't even know their name like when it was, we would do step in in the Jacuzzi beds or whatever I'm. That's a different. Kind of sex this is nice to have especially as our first time back, break in the dry cycle like I couldn't have imagined a more comfortable place because I do get nervous especially if there's a big break in between getting down with another couple, I don't know I get nervous still but I don't know why get nervous been having sex for so long it's it's like riding a bike, but with no seat that might be. Just get. Just read of Shit. I should a bastard baited and prepped myself. But that was weeks and weeks of anxiety semen that was built up all the way into my chest cavity and it just had to come out it was just a release and it should have come out. It should have come out in the most explosive it should have way but no one will ever know because I was curled up in a little ball i. wish you would have just been hands on the hips and thrusting hips forward and just let it go over I believed I could stop it like force. Qasem a half Gaza him. Yeah. Yeah. I got to get rid of that other half were there somewhere. So I, just want to I. Don't know why I was thinking like if you were gonna come so hard you could have like hit yourself in the face and that reminded me of when we are talking about at dinner something how you tried to blow yourself when you were a child, why are they everybody has tried? Is like well, there's someone asked me because they're like, Hey, you're this is pretty long have you ever tried it and I was like. Of course if. All right. Well, I'm not going to talk about this one. Okay. Maybe the next one, another conversation. You're very flexible as a child. Yeah. Yeah. Who wouldn't have tried penises long enough and you're in a position sometimes rolling around you like how pins came close pretty close mouth right there I wonder if. We could talk about that later. I just thought it was funny. Actually bringing that up though. So I could be even more embarrassed. Awesome. It not very well no. Then when they brought it up, your tried forty two years old and Yeah. I can't get my hips in that. No I look like I'm in traction just sort of. I have no flexibility whatsoever. Just. Sad looking I'll try I'll show you tonight how far back can get I think. You're still contest the closest we'll do that. Part talking about all right Lawrence thanks for joining me. All right. We have somebody here who moved my heart. Reaches out moves my heart anyone, but he sent an especially kind email. Now, this was actually was it made me cry a little bit and his email in part of it was him crying from our podcast so just made each other cry now, this email came in over a year ago I just went back and I checked it. It a book and it was. He wrote us this email talking about his relationship. His Watson is needs to sort of things that he was going through in his life at the time. Again was last year padded all of that with Richard A God I love you Ray i. wish I were you. That's how I read it to get a good plane story in. They're not a plane story just a story about a plane on a plane or in a place say Hello Jeff Alot Richard and Lauren Hi. We're GONNA get to the part where you talk and say really great things about us. That's Later. This is a situation I wouldn't say it's comment, but it does come and this situation that I'm talking about is people asking US Hey, I'm into this how do I get my wife into this or my husband? The other side is usually a lot easier wife comes in and she's like, Hey, I'm thinking about having a threesome with my friend Bambi are you into that or not dudes usually like I've always been into that, but I didn't know how to tell you. We just met two people I feel like in the last month and the girls were the ones that brought it up. With a guy walking a tightrope. Yeah. Yes. You're right for guys like me if I was different, I guess it would be weird to hear it if I'd never thought about. Yeah. The most common answer you always get is am I not enough am I not enough my answer to that is no lauren you're not listen. You're great at cooking you make a nice bed bugs as. I say do better. Fat that usually works my friend. You're in a situation where you were in a marriage you knew that you had sort of some of this sexual stuff going on in your head about fantasies and being open at the time you couldn't express that. So tell us a little bit about how long you were with your wife at this point when it sort of just started coming to the sheriff's. Think when instead of coming to the surface you know we were together for three years. This came up probably after two or three years of being together. We got married in two thousand, thirteen I think from the start there was always battle. You know how you feel like you should behave as a husband and then this other side of how you what you really feel inside that you want to express in our situation there was the dynamic. Of. Anything that really went outside of that traditional monogamous bond of marriage was just uncomfortable. It was at Carousel. You want to bring this up, want to be honest with your spouse you want to tell them what you're feeling But when you start going down certain roads, it looks like it's unwelcome. So it shuts you back inside our I don't want to do a spoiler but spoiler alert they're not together anymore right but not because of. A -sarily. But I'm just I just want to point out going forward. This may be a lesson of what are things. Perhaps of what not to do. Maybe, some things of what you can do we could, in fact, learn from his failures maybe again I'm going to preface they're not together not specifically because of justice. That is correct right? That's absolutely correct. You know we had gone through a lot of work a lot of effort we did a lot of different workshops and different types of counselling different emotionally focused therapy. You know a couples counseling individual counseling the whole thing. So you're absolutely right saying that this was not a sole reason that grow us apart I would say having the outlook that I have versus what she has really just highlighted the difference. What was your relationship I just WanNa start to do it imparts here so. The beginning part of the relationship would you say good marriage with a lot of sexual understanding or would you say that the basis from where it started was already sort of off a little bit I would say the basis from where started was awful I think there was a lot of pressure that I carried with myself through life with my that put me in a situation where I felt like I had to be something you know you're married now. So this part of yourself shuts off. All right. So what did you want to be? We all know what that is. Right Bat is Mr Brady that is Mr Mrs Wilson from Dennis the menace I believe they slept in separate beds. But while this is going on what are the images, what are the things that are coming into your head that you want it to look like what I wanted to look like was going on a journey it's I know that this ward cleaver vision of husband was not me at my core. So what I wanted to do was go on an exploration journey and a lot of other things but particularly sexual in some nontraditional areas swinging of them. Just learning about what I would call a sex positive or you know without judgment an expression of what you feel, and I just had this conversation with a friend of ours who is a woman she single right now but she wants to live a non monogamous life but she doesn't, and this is really hard for people. I think to wrap their heads around. She doesn't necessarily want to live a phnom inaugural life. She wants the thoughts at least. To Be Nominated, she wants to be open enough to be able to talk about fantasies that include others than her carrot boyfriend or whoever she marries her whoever that is, and that may be enough for people. Yeah. Is that sort of what you're wishing for or hoping for was to have that open dialogue? Yes. Exactly. A good example of that is you know we were reading one book and the example of what the author is a female author. And was saying was very charming and attractive character ever husband was they were walking down the street and the husband kept looking up and couldn't figure out why he kept looking up and then eventually she realized that every time hey, pretty girl would walk rather than look at the pretty girl he would look up. So as not to embarrass his way free and of course, the author thought that was great and my wife thought that was great and I. Mean Sanity took me if I want to be honest and open and I see you roll. Yeah. Let's just. GonNa find this book. Burn. Listen I'm a doctor. Okay. Tell you what it comes to that stuff just psychological training. Yeah my advice is. Go. Fuck yourself because here's the thing whether you are looking up or you are looking at that girl you've already made a choice and that choice is your mind. So it's it's like now you're just sort of living inside of a false world. So the chances that this happens are very, very close to the truth which is why did you look at her? I didn't look at her I looked up. Okay. Why do you have to look up? How did you know she was coming so that you could look up exactly. That's quite quite like. He. Just you. So you fucking liar. Spidey sense. Okay. Okay. Then you're an angel. Feel the. Total. Angel on. Sorry you're right. was strong with that. She must have been super pretty. I didn't even see that kind of stuff. I guess you're right is out there I don't know it because I don't read that crap. Fashioned like where covers over your eyes or like? Well, that's a religion I. Don't think we want to go into that. I'm just saying, but it's Oh you mean, put blinders on don't mean be Muslim and in a law or anything like that I was going on. Address because yeah. That's way too above my. Lord is a very good topic for a swingers podcasts. So good we can do it right if we do our movie reviews. Yeah. Let's do a segment called Sharia. Law. Suri Comma Sherry. Another has to be a first time and I'm getting this before you find. Richard and Lauren. But there has to be a point where you sort of say I am going to try to be my authentic self and I'm going bring this up how do you broach the subject? So what I found was the desire forum online, right? So I started reading the stories and I found that and I just found that it sounded interesting stories. About the people who go there that had never been in the lifestyle before but they took the plunge together and they came out on the other end that much stronger couple had improved their communication and just felt like that is exactly the type of thing I wanna do the thing was okay. I've talked to her about it and as I started bringing it up, you know I could just almost see the blood pressure there was an Certainly Inouye here to dog on her in any way whatsoever. But for her what we ended up learning was that it was a triggering exactly what you said earlier I'm not enough I'm not good enough. I'm not this I'm not that based off of her back but that was the first time and this was probably two, thousand, nine, two, thousand, ten timeframe that I brought it up I think how the conversation went was do you really need that and it shut me down said, nope, no I don't know I know and Bang right back in the cave I went for a couple of years. Yeah. That's that's Kinda hard and I mean I feel like I'm not enough period. For you. was giving you that blink space to make you. Secure you're just nodding like, yes. and. And it took eighteen years to realize how I'm just processing everything because it's you know it's so hard. I have a couple that I'm on what's up with that I'm trying to sort of explain to the man into the woman they're both under inside I'm helping as much as you as much as I can just share my point of view on it. It's very difficult when you're living in a world where your your self worth and all of your good things sort of you laid on your partner to be like you are. May you validate me in every way shape performance as you bring somebody else into this or some sort of outside force that's going to take everything away from my importance I just got a text from my friend who's not in the lifestyle This was I'm like a Jedi Knight and has with this girl and he said my girl finally said that she wants to have. A threesome with her girlfriend I said, okay. She said to be a you have to wear a condom though with her, how do you do that? Like do you use it on both you not use it about it's a weird thing? No, you do not use it on both you just have to select certain times, and if you need another one, you you you repackage. Yes. But for some women, there is a barrier of intimacy there. The condom acts as you are a little more intimate with me than you are with her wearing that conduct because he was like I cannot fuck on a condom I'd rather watch TV. Sounds like you. All right. Well first of all, tell them that yeah tell them that he immediately texted her this has just happened before we started recording and he said that was it. It was an intimate way and intimacy issue that thing with feeling like you are. The most special is sort of connected to US right? It's not the other person art. So you shut down, you go back into your cave. He said it was only for a couple years. I'm curious how what jerome out of the cave was about to ask them I wasn't about to end the interview. You come out of the cave you test the waters you talk about it again, there's a a response that's a little different maybe maybe and you cling onto that for a little while, and then it comes back down to know again and it was really like that until twenty eighteen do this is where we come into the picture. All right. So I'm going to fast forward just a little bit here. Are you still reading the forums about desire still peaking on their very privately, but you did she ever read any of those stories she read a couple of them. You. Know. It was again on again off again I think for her were in sounded interesting and then I think when she really dug into who she was I just don't think that the resort or the a lifestyle in general were the people who are in it were compatible with her views of the world. Now I believe that there has to be people out there who are like you know what I have no problem with your lifestyle and we've met these people I had no problem with your lifestyle Lawrence. The fact that you are a whore does not affect me. Then that I just do not have the time or the energy or really the interest of sex with other people just don't so good luck have fun. They love desire. Yeah. I don't care about desire so not desire, but they love going to lifestyle thing was she a person that was opened to sexuality? kind of both had troubled childhoods I. I don't really want to go into that so much was she a sexual person to begin with where you behind the eight ball. As soon as you started I think there was always a tension there as it related to intimacy. Focus and a lot of counseling. So so yeah, there there wasn't necessarily a fun place to find playtime that was extremely comfortable. Extremely relax there was always some sense of tension in there. We'd have stretches where it would be okay but there was just. Within the relationship that tension to reside in an Oculus things like not picking up or not cleaning those things that would spill over into the bedroom if lying doesn't clean, she doesn't get the cock. That's the rule in this house. In fact, while I'm doing this interview if you straighten up in here a little bit. Is this about the time you find. US August twenty nineteen. All right. So this is what picture you go on. You log on whatever you're in those forums UCR names pop up when you finally find us it was raining dreary. And then the sky opens up and a beam of sunlight comes through your front window just lend straight on your crotch and you go. This is who I need to reach out to them what you started listening to the podcast right? Yeah. I I did a Google search. It was we were kind of at odds. We had a pretty bad blow. Nice. She she headed out to go from friends for for a week and I stayed home and there's some googling the. What am I really is is what I was trying to do through Google search. I found room seventy-seven your name's rung a Bell Rigid Lauren just because I had read the reviews on that under desire for him and just started listening just WanNa immediately took away from your story in the intro about selling everything down to Mexico. It was really the first time that I felt okay in feeling when I saw you're welcome on. Welcome. Thank you a million times and I can say two million times again it really was at a super low point my life but just listening to the banter playfulness and it's not necessarily what y'all did is what I need to go and do, but it's just the freedom to be able to express exactly what's on my mind and not have. Characterized the way it was you know what I mean your podcasts gave me the ability to feel okay with what was right and I think that is one of the things that podcasts do good books do not as well but this. But I think it is one of those things where people go through life and they feel like, Oh, I'm not an insane person. Yeah. I equate this to turn of the century being gay. You got imagine that a person is living inside of craziness right and their brain. Yeah. Bombing Downton Abbey and I like Pena's I don't know what to do. Right? There's no Internet there's. Certainly, not gonNA. Be any books about it no. Yeah. No, and there's you know there's layers and layers of clothing that makes everything more difficult in that era has nothing to do with this I sort of equate it to that that there is a part of people who feel like, how do I relate to anyone in this town? Do you live in a small town? Medium. Size I wouldn't say smallest not huge, but it doesn't matter if it my sentence, how do I live in this medium sized town? Work. So it does bring a sense of normalcy if you relate to the people that you're listening to, and that's sort of what you emailed us was like, Hey, I, need to write this because you made me feel better essentially. Yeah and I want to write my thoughts down. It only took you more than a year to go on the PODCAST. So you're welcome for that. You've been in the inbox ever since. I've. Read the note that I sent to you guys every now and again just because since that time since I wrote that initial email, we did go through counts and I did bring up your podcast bring up the resort I did bring up a lot of those things to the council. Yeah and you told me that the counselor had sort of term for the I think the hotel, right? It was like a camp or something you gotta imagine the. Air quotes being made as as the phrase was said, but the camp seem supportive. She probably wrote that book. What were things that you did besides telling her to read it or listen to the podcast I know you told her to listen to the podcast you sort of willing to meet us at one point. What were things that you feel like you tried that were successful. I think I gotta be careful here and how we're going to define. All right. So that interview ran really long. It's about another fifteen minutes throw that up on patriotic because this episode got too long. Told you way too much stuff going on. It's about winding down for us now. Is it time for? No Do. You. Remember we used to Rv we had RV we used to go around the country and just fuck off. Fun. Time in our lives. My favorite actually. Yeah. Brenham Bryan Front Porch mcdavid giant lost now. That's with all playground DOT COM, and they're taking his bus. They're going to go all around the country in an RV they're going to spread happiness and love to sex positive people all around the country sounds like a blast. Yeah. So they're going to do giveaways, it events and a lot more. So go to playgrounds social media check that out off playground. Now by the way three, ninety nine if you want to try it out for three days, it's a great way to just dip your toes and if you want to write. It cost me nothing but three, ninety, nine and a little bit of my dignity. I just gave a few nudes and three, ninety nine. or or best case scenario you like I just had the best sex of my life and. I love it. Low Commitment. It's low risk is what it is. So. Try It out if you WANNA meet sex positive people all across the country growing big and fast like my waistline. So, moving on Lauren to our lovely patriae odds, the people that I love most you WanNa know why land? We are basically homeless and unemployed at this point. So again, we want to do a shout out for the new Patriots that joined up. We appreciate it. I'm in a sing as again in the form of ice, you're going to do something very, very special. So, this is a rap that you wrote by yourself. Original Song original lyrics. You wrote this if it sounds similar. At, all that sue US right. Is is already been sued for those. I think double jeopardy is in place here. That's how it works. I have a law degree. Now, you can't sue me for stealing someone's music that they already. So Lauren, who are are you patriarchs of right stop collaborate and listen we are back with the brand new. Patriots Aaron. Adrian and Briley Dan Deanna. Jj and molly will it ever stop? So turn it up for ferry Oh to the extreme it's Kim and Guy Light it up Khyber doc and Darren Stan Colorado brew killing your ears. Cluster cavern because she? Oh, shocked he. Didn't have you been Jodi love it or leave it. He can't John. Sleep blood. The K.. If there was a left, you know, got it. Check out the hook while my DJ repulsive. As? You did it again. God. First of all I never knew that you had this kind of gift inside of you, Raff random you. Usually I am the only gift that is inside of you but now I know there are two if that is not worth the Patriot money. To. Leave. You don't deserve Lauren. Thank you for that was absolutely amazing. We love you guys I liked. Watching you work on. That was that was. Nice worth? I enjoy it. Now need you get back to work because we have this party in I think three days flirty dirty third, first annual. Annual. I third annual flirty down and dirty for details. Go to our website. Yeah. Go to room seventy, seven life for its slash life of the party I haven't posted it. Yeah. We'll get. We'll get everybody information and they come to the next one. Yes. Is this one was sold out immediately it was sold out before we even posted oversold actually and we almost got another house. That's a whole story for other products. Meanwhile last but not least what are you addicted to this month? I'm addicted to Great Triton I guess 'cause I'm quitting the Nicorette and I just tried every flavor I've in that there is, and also you are only off the gum because we've been exiled and we can no longer get our shipments of Nicorette. So thanks to that. I am addicted to smoking again. So awesome. No nicorette means I go back to smoking so I'm glad everyone wants me to die. Yes no ownership for your actions. That's exactly it's not my fault. Nicorette, there's only a one other way to get it. I am addicted to disco lights because of the flirty down and dirty I went out and bought all these lights so that we can dance and have blinky lights I've obsessed with them I want disc I want my own disco. Basically what I want I literally was having to give the guy like some side talk and be like listen. This is our first party. He's GonNa want everything here. We're going to stay away from the soundboard. Okay. Just show them like some stop and he's like and these are moving heads with lasers and you're like. Yes I will take everything In fact, how much to hold a party in your store? Just. We'll just come here. Like a exit. Tar Center. And Mexico and it's amazing. Diego and it was a electric Gonzales. He's super helpful. But we're going to have wonderful lights for the Party Art Speaking of Addiction Tell Them About Bikini Addiction picking, addiction, Dot Com and support us by buying your bikinis their use the Promo Code. Room seventy seven, get ten percent off of free shipping in the US, and if you WANNA see her in those Aquinas, make sure to go over there social media and check it out. All right Lord I gotta go. But one thing. Word to your mother. No seriously word her because I haven't heard from her in a while and I'm getting really concerned I need to reach out there I. Think. Let's not get into this now. Does it for us for more information. Visit US at room seventy seven life dot com. 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#290 - Let's Go To A Rave

The Basement Yard

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#290 - Let's Go To A Rave

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Yeah talk about it like a like a cool like that would be like a like a rave spiderman. It'd be a nice cool spider man just never array data remix. That is that is has been rave. I think the closest thing to a rave is is a party in vegas. Let's a rave though what is what makes it a rave is because there's festivals and then there's raves what is the definition of a rave like a raving review. Well those are different things. I'm told her. But what the actual definition of the word reeve yet to do that. I know but i'm like in terms of the what makes a concert or rave. I think if you're going to have a rave then you need to have drugs every concert. You need to have Teddy's every concert except for stickers sticker titties. Oh what are those pasties i. I didn't know what they were or patsy patsies much just go with the past listeners. In italian restaurant. I ate once in probably. Yeah it was good. I'm sure how much mozzarella cheese got home. I almost passed out that bad. Yeah it was. I had sweat sweating. I love rave attire. Because it's like joe it we're going to make close but they're not close. Yeah you everyone just looks like a gay fishermen. You know what. I'm saying like everyone goes there. And it's like yo- fish-net but it's neon green and got stickers and like i got like a like a bat girls are out there like yo. I'm gonna wear a bra but it's going to be just the string around the boop. Yeah it's a bra. But it's made out of recyclable material. Yeah yeah if it rained there everyone would everything would just wash off. It would be so weird like biodegradable. Yeah then yeah they get the like. It's like flower bedazzled tits bedazzled nippy. Yeah what is actually good. Old bedazzled nippy. Now what happens if you've got a nipple piercing do you need to like cut out of pocket for it. Well i think you just take it out. Actually if it's no you can't take it out because that's how it gets affected closes up anything like all right. I'm i have nipple piercing. Also you ever suck on nipple piercing. No no i have. I sucked on one once. Have you. yeah. I thought it was going to be sick. I knew it wasn't someone that took it out with their mouth. Accidentally they like pull out like a fucking like chicken bone. Were they breastfeeding sucking my question. So i got nipple piercing. Yeah well it depends your style. I don't dunno. okay. Let's say this way okay. Cool bar okay. Now i give birth and i gotta breastfeed. Is it like coming out every other. Yeah yeah really. Yeah so you've got like on that bitch. Think it would be like three holes you have the normal nipple happens to nipple piercings when women give birth. I think you've got a pop those things out you know you're you know you know it's coming like the baby. Sometimes there are people are stories of people. Don't know that they're pregnant yet. There's like eight of them in the world it happens. One of them is mary. Mother of god prayer centers now the advertisement he men so what makes a concert rave like at what point. I glow sticks armagh. I think it needs to be indoors and very dark because you outside. It's a festival it's indoors in a basement rain and it has to be like illegal. Like a prohibition right the rules down frankly put that down right now. This could always shit down so indoors. Indoors dark basement and there's like a parking lot of neon lights. Well yeah man neon okay and like there's always one girl who's like all the people who have the gloves at the what a fucking asshole we got. Becca got some for miles for fucking christmas stocking. What rave gloves like. Hey man here's some gloves. Md just take you know. I remember the good old days where they would put the one stick in between their fingers like this and and they were up to chapel. Now those are the good old days does not terrible. I kinda like warming up. Like i was a pitcher. Yeah raleigh fingers over here. I think shelter. I think it's also the type of music played so like you can't rave like fucking bluegrass. It needs to be like well. That's the thing too. Because i think it festivals it's like straight i don don don don don don don dun dun dun fun content. John like it needs to be like that but at a rave. There's a mix of that but there's also that like trance music wall. Cool pants could top such a pizza. Like that shit dude. I can do that for a long time pizza. Yeah allah pizza but like it's not just yeah it's like it's like a mix of electronica and pink. Floyd you say elettronica. What is that song. Sounds like a city or something like a like an electronic city. I'm pretty sure. Yeah it's from a movie. I've seen like pacific rim but like you need something like trance music. Every once in a while the makes makes women sometimes white women who are like go to raves overreacting. The not that they're overreacting but they act like they're do yes. Do you like on drugs or is like that is your soul leaving and i think they think that i think it's both i think they're connected with the stars and that moment they're like no you just gotta like feel it. I hate never so. I've never done drugs. We discussed this ad nauseam. Joey now is big head. I have never been in place in a in a plane of existence. Where i've moved my body match my feeling and i don't know what i would have to like. People are like on shrooms and yet you move like a starfish and pretty good. Do you ever see a starfish. Like kinda just or is that not. I'm thinking octopus. Due to very different animals can starfish. Even move. I think they can but they got away for like waiting like high tide. I almost called them star star us. Because i'm thinking pokemon enough. Yeah yeah no octopuses though they move. Yeah i'm pretty good. I'm pretty good jelly boy. You know like yeah. Why have cuts to fight on your way here. You have cuts all over your hands. I was gardening. And i was taking care of my lawn. Oh dude i know. I told ed how hard you gardening. You're very we got like. I had to like get like those ugly looking rakes. Not the ones that are like butterflies. This i i don't know what the hell it's a small. It's like they got teeth. It's like i know it rake czar. Yeah but i don't unit for types. There's like the wire rakes. The ones that are bigger and like you use for like leaves and then there are other ones that use to like. Get rid of the dead grass in new york. Okay and that's what i was doing with the mean ones. Yeah yeah and i got some blisters. Got some cuts. Why it's not an easy task to. Oh yeah it's not. It's a lot of work. Gardening dangerous it can be fucking candy and there's some weeds that have little prickly sticks on them hurt. They can get you. I have a cactus. And i got a thing my finger bothered me for like six days out my life just kind of move forward pulled on so you didn't take it out. I tried. i couldn't get it out that it was kind of. It was kind of like when you get hair in your mouth and you just can't get an event like a bunch of water while s i. I couldn't get it on my finger. And then they get mad. I really mad and i started. Hit my finger fucking bad. yeah. I like that. Just beating your meat. You jerk off mad angry or you've ever drove off and be like i need to do this as fast as possible you ever do that. I'm sure i did. When i was younger but i can't like just like me. I'd never done it either. But i know i'm just saying there are people that want to hurt themselves like for sexy things and belts. Yeah people are like. Oh i'm just going to share park and jerk off when they say something. That sound like joe pesci at home alone. That's exactly what it was. Y'all sometime like out. Say every eight months. There's a video that goes viral of guy. Getting his like nuts stepped on kicked on purpose is like a porn video. Why i don't know. And i really stepped on that deadly. If there's a if there's someone out there we'll keep you anonymous. We'd love to have you on the show and talk about why you like your balls getting. Can we get him on the show where they're like just a black silhouette poking gang land or sixteen macaque punch my nuts. Yeah i came hord. Yeah yeah that'd be pretty cool back to raves. No drugs drugs. Hits takers stickers. My god the bracelets dude. Peace love unity. And what the hell is that rain. what is it. I don't know peace love player on earth. That is what it is never blurred no dude. There's pl- her it's like it's like their thing. It's like a tagline. And you need to wear doc martens with very high socks. I don't really know what that means. Plart meaning what does player means a peace love unity respect because when you think of world peace surprised. Joey didn't remember the respect in the word polar. I honestly thought. I don't know why thought rain. I feel like these people are always wet. That's why they're always a lot of wetness. I have like a memory of like driving around in long island city and there was like a rate there was a thing going on randall's island or something and there was just a bunch of people like coming back from that and they're all wet. Well it's like. I remember when i was in when we were when i was in college. Joke even funnier because your way more successful than me. Everything was a phone party foam party doing for some reason. Our fucking youth would go to an indoor club which by the way already was disgusting. I'm gonna use newhaven as an example fucking. I know more mark will be able to relate to clean. Handicapped clubs. sounds super. No i mean the name of it just sounds discussing what's called alchemy. It was fucking grow to fucking mix you basically. You had to walk in and main portion. Yeah you instantly just like fucking like throw a posted on the ground nice and they were like it's already gross places already sticky and disgusting and it's like on top of that we're filling the whole fleece the whole place the whole place with soap and nothing else and it became like a giant amac. I kid you not imagine this room halfway to the top. This is what nine feet almost five feet of. Just foam and soap was the worst but greatest but disgusting but petri dish environment in the world. And how many fucking butts way too many pots this all. But's it's but this but that can get to but's that's it so that's another thing there needs to be some sort of moisture paul in order for it to be a rave. Yeah i think there always is whether it be sweat blood player or whatever you know. They have a secret. Had you know how they have like bracelets right so this is the thing. I don't know if you know that on the outside. This is a couple of years ago. This would have been useful information. But now i feel like the. The scene is kind of diet so out. There was literally. What's that shuffling right now. And like you know these guys know what they're talking about but they have Bracelets right there like colorful and they have stuff on them like you know. Stop racism in like a nice piece love happiness and like shit so they would make bracelets and then you would trae bracelets with someone but there was a specific way to do it. So you would have to do this. Give me your hand. You'd have to do something like this and then we would transfer bracelets like them without taking them off without without breaking your hand. Let me tell you real quick. That is the dumbest fucking thing. It's up there. it's up there. Were they like the sex ban bracelets like we had when we were in sixth grade. I'm sure there was a ton of sucking and fucking going on you need. You need to have all concert. Someone is having a sexual encounter blown up in front of a group. Yeah absolutely and like tents raves. Sharing water was a big thing to a lot of people drink water. Because that's because they were so fucking hyped up on md. They need the water in order to live. We could just say molly right old. When i see him do whatever man. I'm only a matter of time before you start crushing molly. No absolutely not no. You're not doing the molly now. I feel like a crackhead well. That's the thing these all filled with crackheads. I saw one person i know. Do he was hi. I'm ali and i was like look like a fucking idiot right really. Yeah there was a lot of looking at the lips saw it dries out your lips. Apparently yeah oh god just to my interest. Gross me out and i just did it to myself. I know it's not good all right so raise have an embarrassment. I'm not. I'm not built for a rave. I don't think i could do a bar. What's it called when like hicks. get crazy. What's that called a barn throw down hoedown a hold. I can hold down but i. i can't do country music. I can't do country music. I could wear flannel. I'll put some boots you. Joey has been wearing flannels recently. We hasn't when i could see you throw down hoedown throwdown hoedown when you you hoedown. And there's a fight at the hoedown throwdown. I could do a hoedown if it was like cool music. If it was like fucking bruno mars. I just be like no. You can't hold a hey drinking fucking listening to bruno mars yourself. Yeah that'd be good. No i can't do just like in maine man. That's not good drinking music. Yes it is no. It's not talk about drinking music in the back of trucks. I don't like it. I don't like it at a pretty girl a pretty blonde girl. Close your eyes all jeans. What would you rather drink to you. Ready frankie no. Close your eyes okay. You're ready it's molin. Nfc's and bruno mars. I didn't say that. I'm saying brunel stupid coz you're okay to now. How thick live this. Eddie i'd rather be at a rave right now. Honestly peggy thanks to the fact janna team put chuck on duke now or would you rather drink to get owes move out or pay. That's pretty catchy song. Is it only know that. Paul is good. I saw my math can make a exploiting like hispanic culture for it's like i'm going to pander to that not only country yet. What would you rather drink to you. It depends on the mood sometime in a yellow. Let's get crazy whatever but sometimes you sit back and talk about all right. Option threw a barbecue option three. I was a public school. Era classes couldn't are you back passes bathroom bathroom class. You went to bathroom class. Everyone went to bathroom class. That is giving us to fuck in the bathroom. I school not in our schools. People fucking the stairwells where i went to high school. Joe you ever hear about this story for my high school. Apparently there was a video that some girl sent some kid some boy in my high school of him like i've heard like fucking going to town on herself. How so then. He sent back a video of him. Jerking off and licking on his own. Come and it went viral in the school school in the and like people saw it and had it and like the cops got involved in everything it was fucking. I never had it. I never saw thank god. It was after. I'd graduated. But i remember hearing about it. You met joe terrible. Jennifer aniston is like joey jerk off in your hand. Whatever may come at the result of you jerking off consume it. Why did you say that like that. I like i might produce salsa whatever what did you say that. I don't know how. John whatever whatever might result in that. There's going to be anything she talked. She could be one of those people that takes everything super serious outcome robert. Downey junior doesn't talk regular. he'll be like. I traveled to the store today. You know like like. I don't know if she's one of those people shooting lives in a a mill was i called a windmill. That's cool. he lives in like a windmill. Wouldn't you know. I would live in a villa. He's super green guy so it kind of makes sense. Yeah he's like all about like helping the world make sense. Marvel movies paid him big. Do something good with that. Money for sears. Movies got two hundred sixty mill or something like that. Each movie offer that it would make a different. That's just the movies like the marvel movies. Yeah i don't think he's done many movies outside of that but he's a sherlock holmes sherlock holmes you did the one. I think it was called like the judge or something like that. It's like him. And robert duvall either way. Robert duvall actor. Thank you moving forward. I guess he's bald. He was in the godfather pretty sure it was the godfather. He's bald. he's vault fucking shit. Yeah i'm living in a windmill is kind of cool. I'd kind of fucked around living in a windmill probably pals your house and it could power your house support. The earth wind wind energy now. I don't know where i am. I don't know what i'm saying. Are we get for raves. To wind energy. I don't know what we i don't want to do that. Well you know what you should do. Go to pay dot com slash the yard in order to support the show support. Joey nine realistically you support me more. Because joey he said if we get to nine thousand let me finally live a life that is worth living every every single weekly episode a week in advance and for that extra tier you get exclusive episodes every friday morning. That people don't get to see except for you. It's a good time. it is a great time. it's a good time over there inbound. Drown time oh by the way i wanted to. I don't know why. I said that i'm so sorry i'm but anyway i I was at my lease is up soon on my car. Okay so i went to go look at cars with with you. I'm being attentive and listen dr why because when joey like well ahead a okay. Okay when you guys talked to. Joe you know what he does really. Wow oh wow look no. This is the first time frankie's fucking light on this show. I guess first of all. I'm not a liar. You're a bitch. Second of all i to me before the show drive exaggerate. Remember that conversation differently. We'll get that conversation that but go on about your car. I'm listening and being attentive okay. I hate people that are like that. It's like do what. I'm on the phone. Yeah shut up for once one second. Let me get four words. You confirm what. I've been saying completely agree on like that but no so i went to go look at cars and Oh man. I miss this because you walk into a car dealership and everyone is just like lion to you. Oh are you like. Are you like the one girl at the party in high school. That every single guy wants to get with the fuck. Are you talking about like everyone trying to just be like come here talk. No but fuck y'all you know. It's like that bob's furniture. Bob's discount furniture anymore flanigan's the same way you walk in and they're in hawks here hawks hawks at that place of commission they d- obviously i walk into a bob's with keith. One time i forgot what i was looking for. I didn't even matter. I walked into a bob with keith. And there was a guy immediately. I walk. Alice fucking centimeters the stories. You guys need any help. I don't even know what you have in here. You have to give me a glass of water joe. They are very like about it do we. Were walking around the store and the guy was just two. Yeah like looking for and then. Eventually we ran away from him. We kept running. We were hiding in little bedrooms and like all this shit. We're getting from the man feel weird. I'm secret fucking grown man. Archetypally understand a couple of months ago beckham miles and not only. Did we have the woman that was like that where it was like. We walked in. We're like we're looking around for catches. We got a couch over here. It's like you got couches. Everywhere let me fuck and look around. Yeah but she was also like coughing into her own hand. Jesus and we were like. Don't touch it. Get away from us and we said like oh. Just tell you when we need you pretty much in a roundabout way and becca was like if that woman comes nearer again fucking run. That's what i do. I go listen. I'll let you know if i need juror or anything. I'm just kind of looking okay. Okay then they stand two inches behind you. Go get the fuck outta here. Go take a walk to smoke a cigarette. Here's a weird middle ground that you need to find. A weird gray area need to find to be successful salesman. You also don't want to be one of those people like finding on your own. I don't think anyone's like that. I mean you're taught to like. Hey but like you'll get fucking distance. No dared definitely people like that. I went to big lots a couple of weeks ago with becca and they fucking we asked when we were like. Oh we're really in sydney. She goes nope that's fire. She's like we don't have it. And i'm like okay. Does anyone like it doesn't exist on the earth anyway and i'm like what about the formal nope and it's just like listen from someone that work in retail if someone saying they want to buy something and like just be like we might not have this one but this one is very similar or or be like you know what they have at this store. Mega fucking happen. That's the other inspection where she was just like literally she was like Like fuck off. She hated every single. Second of that interaction too. But anyway. So i went to go get this car. Mind you. I have a number in my head of what is not only fair but life from little research that i've done that i know it's around this so obviously i came in hundred dollars less than that. I hope they're not listening. Because someone actually recognize me at the dealership pockets. So if you're watching this dude. Everyone recognizes you all the time. No one knows anywhere you go. Oh my god joe. The basement yard. And i'm like invasive in yard take this big but yes so i mean i come in lower. Obviously we're gonna meet somewhere at the package. The number this guy came in. I was like i'll see you later. Why wasn't really planning on us. Roundabout number just give me an idea so like how off he was so like all hypothetical you're thinking one hundred dollars. I know three hundred and fifty dollars like way higher. Yes for every month. So like i was like i was. I was floored. That's why you know like way not higher than mine number higher than the number that anticipated but it's a least like you're not paying the entirety of the car. You're just kinda just like hanging with it. Yeah it just whatever. But like i saw it was just funny that like i know how this is gonna go go ahead. I'm going to get a phone call and be like listen. Guess what yeah i. I found some closer to you what you want to be like. He's doing me a favor like this guy who works for this billion dollar fucking car company is going to do me a favor at paying for the car. Hey hey joe. I'm here to help you out if you put you doing. It's like. I'm here to help you out and it's only today so you need to give me something today. That's my least favorite thing. Know the best thing. Though me enough i will i plan on a little piggy boy. They get me all brawl. I was losing my mind because i wasn't. I really had a long conversation. Because i was but i'm gonna have one eventually because i know this guys call me so i'm just going to stick to my guns here you know. I'm playing the long game right. My lease is up in two months. I think so. I still have some time k. I want to get a feel like what's going on. Yeah of course so. I think they're throwing high numbers at me so that when i come back eventually. They're going to be like. Oh well you got a good price for you. But it's still a higher than the anticipated. So i still bit too much. She game joey watch. It's a game it's a game a game and it's like it's like fucking plea bargain by the way that the guy hypothetical numbers here gave me a range. What does this usually go for. He gave me a range of five hundred dollars. He he's like anywhere from zero to five hundred like hypothetically numbers. And i was like for your offer a car. That's big right. So i'm like so you're telling me i didn't say this but in my mind mike this car not different. Put nitrous oxide in it and all this shit. Whatever that's called so you like just this model right here. Someone is paying five hundred dollars more than another haha. Those buttons have a wood panel finish so black finish fisted there but anyway so then we go to ford right house with my mom. We go to if you don't mind me asking what was the first brand or do you. Land rover land rover range rover. Good for you all right. Thanks very important shows. So i go to ford And my mom's looking at the bronco. The new bronco that they hacks car bro we walk in and it was so funny. So we're just looking and like no one comes out to us. It's also at the end of the day. So i'm like i'm assuming earlier today. People are like hawks. No love you. We're we walk in and we're just kinda standing around. We're looking at the bronco and kind of just waiting for godot. I don't even see anyone who works for to last forever if you keep them in good shape some guy who's helping another couple goes. Are you guys being helped. Turn them on my getting fit up down north boulevard over here because there's all like whatever so this guy comes over dude. It was so funny. This is what he says guy comes over. My mom's like he goes how you can help you guys. I you know. I really liked the broncos. Looking at this he goes. I don't have any good leases right. Now what's what does that mean. What does that that suddenly. He's like a helped out a bunch of other people. But you fuck yourself not only that but it was just kind of like you know all those good leases and there's badly like i'm going to charge you so that's what it is is in four days. He's be like. Hey joe. it's steve from the ford dealership. Here's what i could do. I guess what i found. You're never going to believe this. I love it's so funny. How like full on remember. You're never going to believe as brom gonna fucking believe it. Oh yeah oh let me guess you have an amazing deal that you didn't have three days ago when nothing over the number that i see on tv on the on the fucking website is the number. You came up with doing me a big favor it is. I do that whole like salesman. Retail world is all bullshit. God bless them. it is all average. i. I'll say this i respect. I do respect out. Yeah not only that. But it's like fucking squeeze it squeeze squeeze because i i enjoy the sport of not squeezing back or not letting myself be squeezed out of queasy. Boy i i like to be firm and not squeeze yeah. There's not a lot of meat on those bones right. That's what i like. I will say you are in from. I assume you are the outlier. You are the exception to the rule because most other people will be like. I did this one day. When i was getting my home security system i was like they called me and they said it's only today deals only know k. And then becca was no if they can do the deal today they can do it next fucking week and i'm like you're right. Yeah you're right. And i know that you're the exception because there are other people it's like. Hey joe listen up. Ricky from from major world i gotta tell ya i'm not. I'm not even supposed to be telling you this. I'm not supposed to support. That's the worst. When i went and got my car. Now the guy came over and go into show me like prices and like this and that. And he's like he's like this. Actually i i forgot to you about it earlier so i just took it out of the price. I'll fuck my favorite is the one that's like this. My favorite is the one. That's like this do staring at you the whole time and writing stuff down and they're like so i can't even tell you this but if there's thirty eight here what i'll do for you because i like us. I'm going to take another ten off. Yeah just don't shut up to say if you with me today i'll give you another five wolf all right and you have anyone. This is my favorite. I got this horizon. Do you have anyone in the family in the army. The navy and the marines. No i'll give you the discount anyways. It's like jesus christ actually solo saying. I don't want to get in trouble for stolen valor shit. You know what one of those videos that people can rosary. Whatever jury valley really. That's interesting i was in the seventy seven and it's like fucking adamant that i love dude. I would make a really good salesman. Because i would. I would just like bullshit. These people i mean i. That's why i really enjoy the sport of it. I've just been like now like the number. I came just to to the difference between a range rover and the difference was four hundred dollars where i came in or he was like this is probably i was like and i can. I can't be that awful. Yeah obviously i'm coming in lower but like all those things all those car. Commercials are fucking. I watched them wait a second for one ninety nine a month i can get a new range rover. Oh no problem at the bottom. It's like you do not need to get thirty. Eight hundred thousand down the need all those little the little texas the monem. It depends on what your money put down. But that's another things like it depends on much money put down taxes all that makes them as like. When are you going to the problem. Then we gotta take into account the interest rate which wells fargo coming back. A two point eight nine like you do that. I don't do that. Yeah why are you telling me. I'll just tell me. The number does car commercials. Get me every time. Because it's like we really could drive on a frozen tundra. Never came to it. It's never gonna fucking happen and then you call you. Don't know there's a lot of water over here. We got a lot of water over the jersey shore owners sometime. Maybe it is. You never know. Dude how god it's unbelievable. I just don't what kind of sociopath goes just for the sport to talk to us like to fucking cardio show up like in the like five days after i get a car lay on back. You don't like your car. There's a warranty on it where you don thirty days. You don't like it bring it back you know. I don't want to tell you but if you bring it back after twenty two hate the. I don't want to tell you this. I shouldn't be doing this or i'm doing you a favor. I'm like when people tell me they're doing me a favor at college. You're not. i was like bro. You're making money off of this but that's no one that says people that unites favors. Don't tell you they're doing you favor. You know like we knew someone wants that. Hit up someone we know and was like oh i did you a favor so do me a favor now. And it's like no one is in if someone has to remind you you're doing them a favor unless their child dare fucking lying to you and they're in it for themselves if anyone here works at a car dealership which there's definitely at least four if you tell people you're doing well maybe that works on majority of people. But if you're selling me a car and you're telling me that you're doing me a favor. Here's my rebuttal. You wanna do me a favor pay for it because that would be a favorite. If i'm spending money you're not doing me. Of course and i know i'm paying moore's that you can make a buck off this. I'm doing your favorite. Don't tell don't make me look like a fucking asshole. Yeah pay for it. That's what you should be. You should be the fucking like in the training montage where it should be like. If you could sell joe you could show that anyone. Don't say you're going to do emma favor because the ultimate favor is buying the whole fucking car to begin with my dad. I'm convinced that my i'm being dead serious. I think that my dad could walk into a ferrari dealership and with elise. They don't leave their cars. At least that's my knowledge. I don't think but maybe they do but he would go. Joey subtle way of saying he's asked for lease ferrari. Hell no. i have quarter million dollar car but my dad is so good at this. It's unbelievable my dad. Like haggle his way into paying nothing for a car problem. My dad's the opposite. My dad who walked out good. No my dad. We'll go into a car dealership and they'll be like all right for this model it's twenty thousand and then for this model. I mean there are some more bells whistles but thirty eight thousand and my dad will be like get the thirty eight bell. Say make millions of dollars. I could be on welfare my dad. It'd be like get the get the stakes good. The it's good good deal. And i'm like no it's not but no i can see your dad going in there wrong owning the place. My sister went car shopping her first car with my dad and she said like he sits down and he just makes demands like he'll sit down and our pay one hundred eighty dollars in like no one pays one hundred dollars. Stand up just leaves. That's what mike so up and down the boulevard leaves. Oh my cousin used to work at a at a at a nissan dealership and he told me he's like don't forget that you like they work for you. Yeah so if you just don't want something in walkaway there could be like they're gonna chase you. A fucking puppy needs a treat. I forgot what i said. But i'm pretty. I don't know if i said it. But i wanted to Said something to the like when he told me the price i think like i instinctively went bugging like look immediately. I was just like chill like not paying but we shall see how that goes. I'm gonna keep you guys up. Goes the way that. I think it's gonna go because here's what i think. I think he told me a big number because he knows at least a couple of months and he knows that. I'm not gonna make a move right now because actually said that and also didn't know who i was when i walked in there but then the guy told him who i was to know what that is. Yeah basically so. He's like i'm going to squeeze this fucking little idiot of his money. He's from lee bailey. And then i then. I came in at six hundred dollars lower than he thought. And then i think he's going to call me and he's gonna fight all we uncovered to deal about this car. Does it change. Price was going through my desk. You'll never believe what. I found a good lease. There's there really. Is i kind of almost in a way like i'm like good for them. Like they have to really on the spot such bullshit and you know people walk out of there like that's where things i don't think they find something. I don't think it's bad. I don't think it's bad. i actually like it. I do enjoy like if some guy says something. I just want to be like. I was good. That was good. Because when i was at a when i was at bmw for my car and then the guy said that was like oh. I forgot to do this. I'm just not gonna. I'm not gonna add it in. He ended up getting up and walking to the table. And i just looked like those good. Yeah like what i was like. That was bullshit. That's the way they they build. Trust like a fucking abusive ex boyfriend. They're like oh no no no. I won't. I won't put you through harm this week. You know what. I mean like the abusive ex boyfriend that hits you up and it's just like i just hope you find someone that makes you happy like fuck you. You know what you're doing. You're lying piece of shit why it sounds like you have not had a boyfriend dude. Oh god and that was another thing to be. When i went to get my bmw. Was there for six hours. Stop six hours i have. I had tickets to a yankee game. Barely made it wide six hours. I have no idea where they fucking they spray painting it while you were there. I think they fastened. They built it as you were in the waiting room. But but i remember at the end of it. It was like the end of like. I was like right there. At the end we decided on a price everything was just signing everything in the sky the last seconds like do you want the tire coverage like how much does that he's like. It's like twenty five hundred dollars. It was like what was like. How like how much is a tire. And he's like they're like one hundred and fifty house like it's if there is a tire issue then you get it for free right. I'm like so. I would have to blow out matt tires for this. It'd be worth it plus service plus servants. Yep i go. 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No once i saw bishop white jit. I don't think i've ever seen a nun in person so none. I feel like i've seen another thing. Nuns are like fucking like sasquatch. Everyone believes they exist but no one is like real pictures or videos. I think nuns exist but they don't go to church you can like mary like real people. No deacons deacons deacons. But girls are deacons. Didn't you have a neighbor. Who was a deacon moves ikea. He was like two houses down from you. I don't know you don't pay attention to your neighbors your neighborly. I knew my neighbors quite well. But i don't know if one was the deacon who which thinking the guy he was he was actually he was actually a good look. Nice anti i don't know your neighbors named guy but he had. He had solved pepper salt pepper. Old guy probably. Maybe i really don't know but yeah i. I don't know. Joe legit. I'm starting to. I don't think i've seen it in person like in like they're like none like yeah. Well i don't think they could wear anything else. I know you're twenty four seven. I know an old none. She retired from being none. Can you just give up you like oh my time i got like thirty people to believe in god. I'm good i. Is that how it works. No you dedicate your life to something. I don't know. I like. I think ticket bauer poverty and then We poverty. Yeah yeah you don't have a job they don't you don't go to the supermarket and see like a non check. She out well. I'm not saying you don't have a job. But how do you eat the donations from the church and the they have a tax thing so that they don't pay tax so you're hold on. You're telling me that nuns only the fucking spaghetti o's that people give to them. No you moron. I'm talking about the money so they oh so they just be like yo donate to the church. I wanna fuck and cheeseburger. Yes this is weird. This is weird while you're getting into the politics of it. Well then there we go like whoa a lot of people donate to the church every every every basket on that big pool stick comes along. That was the coolest fucking thing in the world. I honestly when i was younger. I wanted that job. I was like yo this guy gets to like. What are they call. Altar boys or boys usher raymond us your time. I wanted to be us. Always wanna be different kind of job. Fucking you know the usher tax move. The fuck was his dance more broadway. Music video yeah. You don't remember that where he's like. Oh yeah i do. I do that all yo. The chain swing. Oh i remember this move. I remember this move you ready. You remember this move. Oh yes i is in the after that. And then he does. he does on his mining. Brill bad hit pretty hard. Hard flooring bro. Usher in that fucking music video. When he took his chain he was like when he did what he said. Piece up a town down. i'll say it is. It is piece of a nato ally bro. Shane caught it here. This is the coolest fucking hand always with my full dead on one hundred percent ten and you remember at the music video at the end of it. They had extra so when the song would come on. In the club. I would be like thunderclap. Rockaway rockaway usher usher man that fucking hot as hell already has herbie's but like whatever i'm taking that herbie's every day what other herbie's to the guy's like forty. He looks like younger than me. Dude versus right now versus usher. It's always debating this usher. Chris brown usher albro. Actually that's tough. That's a desktop. It's it's something you have to think about top usher ninety eight usher alone burnt. Joe ushers shouldn't part to google then fashion. let's just fight about it. Let's let's fight. You look it up. okay. I'm am. I gonna you're looking up usher. I'm looking at. Chris brown bro. You remind me no no. What's the song that i use. I remind you of us fucking you remind me of buzzer at all. Chris brown you look. I'm chris. brown outlook up usher songs. I it probably has more songs. But chris probably has more. But i'm saying like who's got the chris. Brown has some stuff. Yeah he's probably not the best people outside. But but what's the sign that i love. You don't have to call all my so. I'll be right nine all right all right you ready. I'm gonna give you the top ten. That are here for this list for usher are his top ten so put a fucking bad top ten. Okay all right hold on these are these are you okay. I one ronit. Y'all i remember run. It's a good so runs sixteen run. It is a good song. But i remember hating how he sounded. He was like don't bleed to chill but he has his first song. That was my dope song. And then elle's ok's epa has happened now saying ten games seven. Now what. I want to deal with that five weeks at number one okay. Hold on hold on my bro. You mind my boo. That's is so hard it's crazy all right next one. I actually hate the song kiss kiss. Okay yeah right. I don't like this song either. So oh my god. With william oh my. I've got it a little wrong. That was that was like. Oh banger oh forever more. You're wiping will go crazy for you. Why people are like do this dance. They wanna dance so hard you ever go to a wedding. They play forever all the white people here that and then they go four two three four hundred like but i will say this ain't got nothing else. I will say this. That song was completely taken by the office. Yes it was taken off and then it became like but it was a banger. Two thousand art. I'm culture is two thousand ten joe. He's got a fucking got vodka and hen. We'll try ten twenty ten. You've got cream back in school me. Seventeen cram vodka hanya be buddy. So we rockin the sign sign. Thank thank fucking crazy when penis with what when art. That's why pena's is with you. You right right. I'll tell you what i haven't seen on this yet. Say goodbye dude. In england everyone broke up to that song sixth grade we were a little older. The net resolutely. What about the. What's the one where you may say. Don't know your name but excuse yeah fucking crank and ours is gliding across. Said like he might catch up to her. If you just stop dancing all right you remind me. You're so hard. Did he just went out there and say much kona theft that she got one on mark. Measure man. I'm home and i don't know what to do this and gave to amac. She opened up the company. Does those What was the song that i had here. I got another one. Forget another one. Don't get me started on that. I suspect girlfriend broke up to me with dan. Houser away message. We broke up. She called me. She's like we should see other people six grapevine. And that's on the house. Phone other can listen. Projects and i was on my way to the particle play basketball. That was the scam. Basil ever played broke my heart but then she She she put in her away on aim. It was like got a little burn house. Like damn that's a different song burn is different talking. I was just saying and when you feel manny miss somebody who makes you chang away like hanging winter crew. That's a good song. You gotta a bad. Yeah you got a bed burn though. That's fucking burn. Is a bird main seeing much you or the song years also good but it's not as good as which one is ushered versus little brown chris. Brown brown oh god. That's so funny. Gimme that that's harsh about that song until right now. That song as hard menino you know. I like the way you're lean and be back saying. Gimme gimme gimme damn yeah. She was crazy but yeah good. Udine the purdue gail sh- shooting ch- it. Do you want me to start a new relationship with agile. Not telling you guys got slapped and yeah yeah. Come on dude. I stopped up holiday inn. Baby robot abel's. That's got ludicrous. To y'all ludicrous ludicrous. But how is ludicrous is yeah go again. 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Yeah don't have people make those like conspiracy theories about like how hillary clinton like drains the blood from from young people and like so that she anti-age drinks like bro. That'll bitch looks like a like if she's got a way out if anyone's doing much dried up. Listen if anyone's doing that it's usher gabriel man. They haven't changed the day. there was speculation. i'm not going to sit here and say the hillary clinton doesn't have things that are probably terrible. But but i sure gabrielle. Union dirt drinking from the fountain of youth. Let me tell talent. I don't know what the genetics argest unfunny believable there. Dude yoshi little remember this past or was it this halloween or before that she wore the same outfit she wore in bring it on. who knows. i'm fucking long ago. that was i. think those in the nineteen twenties. What was it sure. I believe it's nine hundred and ninety nine dude and she looks the exact same like the exact same good looking woman. Good looking woman to say the least. He's yourself in shape good looking woman. Good for her that usher that. Got me hype. Now i kinda got some god damn thing ushers music evolved as we'd like when we were just like emotional little bitches we were saying you got it bad and burn what. I still do that do you. What happened saying burn in a wild. Do what karaoke say these Town come on man was good. That was good solid good. That was good. I didn't eat. how did this turn into offers. Verse chris brown. Oh i don't know. But i'm not upset that he got their you know they're gotta be like deer also one hit wonders you'd had no. It's west virginia number. Take me home country road to the pain. Do i showed you the video that this is not about the state of west virginia about the west side of. I don't know why. But the first time i saw that you see something i and you go and then it just comes into this and i couldn't. I was a whole afternoon. That's how it was with me with Dad you were never there for me just rain. My name's jeff i. We laughed about that for weeks that fucking vine now so good. I don't think that's isn't that country music. I think it's like rock rock rock quarry until rock country hybrid. Are you talking about that west. Virginia saw by. Yeah are you fucking like what you think it is. Yes you sure. Yes by john denver. He's not really a country. He's more like a soulful singer. Let's look it up. Look it up. Because i don't want to admit that i like that. I mean there's other countries stuff that i like. You gotta like wagon wheel. I don't like wagon wheel. Joe wagon wheels. at slaps. there was one that i remember that her wagon wheel like one hundred times. When i was in nashville it never got old and everyone was equally as excited because they were all fucking hammer. I remember what was the other song where it was like. Pete you solicited shit all the time. Maybe or sonia neiman weaned down. Yes florida georgia line. Nelly did the remix today no. He's crushing country music. Now he's got slappers to who wins in verses. Sure i was gonna say. Nellie or florida georgia. Maybe i guess they all have nellie or ti. No thing. Nelly takes that ti has like seven. What was that song he did with tim o. And over and over again and who is paying him hurt shoulder lean. Bring him out rubber band offer. Man's a banger. What's that live your life song. Well whatever you like. That's the he's also on the live. Your left someone. yeah yeah. He's on that that's five rubberband man shaded you remember everyone more rubber bands just to saying that and they would just go like this yes. I don't think that was everyone. I think that was just me an you. Probably dude rubberband man nine and my right forty five in my other hand looking up for obama. No good song. There's an ad it's not the other rubberband man. The country like the classic rock song name man. 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You remember Three six mafia state funding stolen three six mafia. I wanted that fucking shirt. So i tried getting it so bad too. Bad wasn't happy. Face that the skulls skulls. Yeah you can talk about this forever but we got to wrap up all right all right. Well we're gonna have to put together a playlist. Yeah oh yeah. We should do like crazy verses on fuck patriotic of like these random people what patriots we'll do like versus of like oh down with versus. Yeah yeah i'm down with versus so hard. Yeah all right f eight five on twitter and on twitch defray cowers on instagram and then go Check out competitor in the movie to reach mona good ten. You guys can go. Follow the show at the basement yard on tiktok instagram and go follow me. I chose santaigo and the patron you get an episode every single week. An extra one every single week and you get every episode a week in advance and Yeah pay dot com slash. Abasement appreciate all you guys so you guys next time.

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Instrument of sabotage (rerun)

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24:29 min | 1 year ago

Instrument of sabotage (rerun)

"Hey all hope. Everyone had a great new year's. We're still on break over here. But I am back in your feed to bring you another favourite episode from our first I season it is one of the wildest stories I've ever heard at the heart of it. It's about a lost opportunity and what it's like to put a monetary value on that. All right here it is. When Eric Abramovich was eighteen he played in this concert that to anyone else would feel pretty insignificant? We're playing this amazing symphony by Mahler. His Third Symphony Eric was clarinet player in a university symphony and and in the last movement at the climax of this piece I just I was like overtaken by these like shivers and like unbelievable feelings of joy joy. It's just like a an upward scale Belykh within the context of all the instruments just like Don Don Don Don don done but I mean it's just it's huge. I'm not doing justice justice here. The music completely overwhelmed around him to the point where he felt like crying just from feeling that I knew that music was exactly what it has to do with my life. ooh I'm Marie. My grace and welcome to this is uncomfortable a podcast for marketplace about life and how money messes with it this week. A crazy story about one guy's dreams and an unexpected price tax for as long as Eric could remember he'd been around music. His mom played in Klezmer band and as he grew up watching them perform warm. He felt mesmerized by the clarinet when he was seven he convinced his parents to let him take lessons by high school. He was winning awards and playing in local orchestras and once. He entered college at McGill University. In Montreal music became his entire life even when it came to dating like he he had this crush on flute player so I asked her if she wanted to join my chamber group. So is that your way of like flirting with her. Join my exactly exactly and to tell you the truth. I didn't even have a quintet yet but I saw once. I asked her then I had to get a quintet formed. Yeah the pickup line worked. They started dating after that being around his music classmates. All the time there was this sense of commodity they'd push each other in practice and go route together at night but also they were each other as competition just because the jobs are so scarce. And we're all going to see each other at those same auditions and and Yeah ultimately we're all convenience each other. The classical music world is small and super selective especially if the goal is to one day join a professional orchestra like the Principal Viola of the Cincinnati symphony once told a reporter that statistically it is probably easier to get to the NBA then to get a spot in their orchestra. Sara but Eric had a plan he was going to attend McGill for a couple years and then transferred to a music conservatory to help his chances. His girlfriend engender flute player. Encouraged him to audition at the Colbourne Conservatory of Music. This elite school in Los Angeles. She kind of helped give me a little push to apply and she you know. She spoke so highly about the teacher in the school at Colbourne Eric would have the opportunity to study with one of his idols. A guy named Yehuda Gilad. He's one of the most sought after clarinet teachers in the world in recent years about eighty percent of the clarinet positions and North American orchestras. We're failed by this guy students. Well we're the chances of you getting in the year that I went to audition one spot was open. Wow so I was I. It was gunning for that. I really believe that it would be a turning point in my life. Should I get in in the months leading up style dishes Eric. Essentially it locked himself into a practice room every night obsessively going over the same songs and scales for hours. It was so much in my head that I was having dreams about it and having dreams of you know going to the audition and not knowing what to play and you know all these but also a few good dreams that I got in and stuff like that so it was it was really consuming. My my head space space and the sticks fell especially high because he didn't have the money to pay prestigious Masters Program. Finishing his undergraduate colbourne would fast track him into the professional world and it basically be free every Coburn Conservatory students receive a scholarship that covers tuition and housing in the winter of twenty thirteen in Iraq flew from Montreal to La for the audition months of practice came down to just fifteen minutes of playing. His mom accompanied him on the piano. While his borough friend waited outside I played my heart it. It went pretty well to be honest. He played a couple things. This super technical virtuosic Solo and a piece by Bach. And then then you just have to wait back in Montreal. A few months later Eric was walking home from the movies when he got a call from an unknown number. It was July the Professor Colbert. I thought maybe maybe he had good news for me but he just he's you know. How's everything All the best and hope to see you soon which sounds like a news so I was a little bit excited but I didn't want to get too excited from that college because you know maybe he calls all the candidates just to check in on them. He was cautiously optimistic. Then about a week later walking home from class he heard from you Huda again this time via email and this time it was not good news it says Basically Erica's great to meet you. You're wonderful musician. Unfortunately at this time I will not be able to take you in the studio all the best basically crushing to me. I was very disappointed as he read. Read and reread the email. He saw the feature he'd mapped out start to fall apart. The following school year was tough. He was bombed about about not being at colbourn and his relationship wasn't doing so hot they were fighting a lot and after a little over a year of dating they broke up so after the break we still lived together for a little bit which I would not recommend. God that sounds awful. Yes and then. Meanwhile what was going on in era music life. I was studying with this teacher at McGill. Who you know who's kind of putting me down and bring my confidence down? It was just. It was a bad time for me that year but despite all this he keeps working on his craft in his senior year he decides to audition at Colbourne again he starts practicing for hours a day. I was hoping that I would show up again. And they would say okay. You know this this guy. He he obviously worked hard in the last couple of years. And we're ready to accept them. All right so round to eric gets on a plane to Los Angeles again. I think I was just as nervous but a little bit less excited. The second time around he plays audition once again. I felt pretty good about and afterwards the professor who invites Eric his office for a little chat. So when I get in there right away I met with not the happiest expression on his face the mood feels tents and he says to me. So why why are you here. This is where things get weird and I said well I WANNA go here. I WANNA study with you and these estimate well you rejected me and what you rejected me. ooh He's like no. You're addicted me. And I I insisted no please you. I would remember Eric has no idea what's going on but he doesn't push it they leave it unresolved exchange awkward. Goodbyes and Eric Catch home for weeks. He keeps replaying the conversation in his head thinking okay. Clearly he confused me for someone else. Maybe he's just not completely with it but just to be sure he gets on his computer and digs up. The old email from Cockburn rejected him and he sends it to you Huda so I sent him this exchange and I say is this. This is an exchange that you had with me correct and he writes back saying that. He's never seen that in his life and doesn't have a clue what I'm talking about. Why yeah it was a pretty huge reveal I this point? I still didn't know obviously to what extent I was. I was screwed over you. Who insisted that they sent him acceptance letter to prove it? He requested the school. Send it to Eric so they send it to me. And I've never seen this thing in my life and not really. Do I see the exceptions. But I see my replied to them which is from my email address and I'm just confused hell in. What is the reply? The reply from my email was something along the lines of Thank you very much for the acceptance but I must reject as I will be elsewhere next year and and unfortunately I cannot again contact with you because my phone is broken. Eric you did not great that email. I did not write that email. So what is going through your head at this moment like are you. Are you just fused. Are you angry so the first thing that's going to my head is actually joy because I'm thinking Oh my God I get in. I didn't get rejected like it was a big win for me and I was going to get to the other bad feelings after that but I I took a bit of time to just kind of celebrate that I got in when I when I thought that I hadn't nice feeling. Yeah and then of course you know confronting the fact that someone did this to me and I missed out on this dream of mine. It was clear to Eric that somebody had screwed him over but he had no idea who would go to such lengths writing fake rejection letter sending phony e Mail on his behalf half even trying to make sure the school didn't call him with this whole sorry. My phone is broken. Excuse it seemed like a very well orchestrated plan. No Pun intended coming up after the break. Eric tries to get to the bottom of it. Eric had no idea who sabotaged his future. It seemed likely that it was another clarinetist. Some slimy computer savvy musician who was vying for the same spot and wanted to make sure they got that opportunity instead instead his friends though had another theory people started saying well. You know you're living with this girlfriend and I cut them off. I believe that's that's insane. The never happen. It was as crazy to me as as thinking if like If someone asked me you had my mom I would. I would just thought it was ridiculous. It seemed impossible. Hustle that the person who flew to audition to support him and even consoled him after the rejection would mess with his future like that and then lie about it for months. He kept thinking about it until one night he and his friend are hanging out at his apartment and we decided tonight we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA crack the case. They plop onto a couch open a laptop and a bag of chips refer like detectives more like first day on the job. Detectives the fake. You Huda email account that sent the fake rejection. Letter was at the center of the mystery. If Eric's ex really it was behind the account. He thought she'd probably use her her goatee password. The problem is he couldn't remember it. Nothing was working and it was getting late. And then Eric Remembered. Jen used to log onto onto facebook from his computer all the time to the point that I guess if I would log out of facebook auto fill her email and password into it's and so that was still there detective brain okay. Yeah exactly they appear as little dots. But there's an easy way to have the dots revealed. Eric says back in two thousand fourteen. All you had to do was check the code associated with the page within the code one of the words is password word quotations if you a rate that word and change it to text in quotations. It'll reveal the password sneaky. Okay I had no idea so we did that and it was weird long password that I remembered her always using so I I just put it into the email address You know the email password field and it logged right. In to our amazement we were just staring at the screen. Like with our mouths open. He couldn't believe it because no one had logged into account for awhile at page popped up asking if he wanted to update the recovery information and it showed recovery email address which was her own email address and recovery phone number which was her phone number so that was all the evidence. We need it right there. He quickly took screen shots of everything and change the password so that the email account was now under his control Paul and then it hit him. I mean we were just like baffled at how evil this was and how evil she was and of course. I'm putting it lightly now. It was also just confusing. Because he didn't understand why like what motivated her to a hurt him in such a real way and then still stick around the comfort him. God knows what reason as in whether it was you know to keep me around with her or if it was jealousy or if it was just some kind of thrill that she gets out of doing crazy stuff like that I reached out out to Jan for an interview to get her side of the story but she never responded and Eric Never got answers. Either you you didn't text or call her. I did not. I feel like the first thing I would do is call them yell at them and believe me. I wanted to but I knew that it wouldn't actually help anything. Because he had another plan in mind. This was bigger than just a little fight between the boyfriend. Girlfriend is this was. This was something that is definitely illegal. I wanted to seek justice. He decided to sue. and was it ever about money for you like. Did you feel like you wanted something out of this whole ordeal. Yeah absolutely I mean through the opportunity that you took away from me aside from everything that could have done for my life and my career. You know Coleman Conservatory is one hundred percent free room and board school. The you know the the tuition is valiant around fifty thousand so by not being there I was still at McGill where I was paying tuition where I was paying for rent and had had he gone to coburn that probably would have led to other opportunities well paying opportunities in the summer of two thousand sixteen. Eric hired a lawyer a guy named marshal. Oh Reinhard even though what Jan was illegal. He didn't want her arrested. He just wanted compensation he claimed. Damages for Deceit Invasion of privacy and infliction of mental suffering marshal says cases. Like Eric's. They're hard to win. If you're just going in there going this guy or this woman hurt hurt my feelings and I want something to compensate me for that. That becomes very difficult. He says he had approved that. Eric not only suffered an emotional tossed but a financial one the question then becomes. How do you put a price tag on lost opportunity on what your future could have been? You want to persuade the court that this individual would have continued on that arc and would ultimately have been extremely successful marshal. Marshall says his job is to make a convincing case to the court. But there's no real science behind it hocus-pocus unfortunately but there are ways to ground numbers like they calculated the scholarships worth what he spent on additional education and how much he lost and potential income and then they presented that number to the court and the judge he was convinced. The court awarded The three hundred thousand dollars. That's three hundred grand. Jen has to pay up. The judge also said she owes twenty five grand for the pain. She caused Eric and another twenty five grand just as punishment and then finally another twenty five to cover legal costs though in total was three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars Canadian dollars which in the US is about two hundred eighty thousand. It was very validating feeling to to see that a judge judge and a court took this so seriously reading through the judgment. There's a line that stuck out to me. It says big breaks particularly in the arts can launcher Asia. Promising artists to stratospheric career. I cannot speculate as to how high and how quickly Eric's career may have soared but for the interference of his girlfriend but the law does recognize that the loss of chance is a very real and compensable loss when the ruling came out eric story worry it went into this. This story is crazy. The career of successful clarinet player in Canada. Who is a very talented clarinetist has just one on a huge loss? College student has won a lawsuit against his ex girlfriend who successfully plotted to derail his him into thinking that he'd been turned down on by his dream school. But in order to enforce the ruling JEN needed to be served with the judgment in person the problem was it was really hard to track her down. She never acknowledged. The lawsuit never responded to phone calls or emails until one day. Marshall saw that she was going to be playing at her university. Christmas concert cert- in Toronto. So he goes and takes his wife with him so she can serve the documents in case giant recognized him from local. TV interviews and to be discreet. They put the papers in a holiday gift back and at Intermission we went down and we and I saw Jennifer on the stage but the stage was at least it was about four feet high. My wife could not get climb up on top of it. So she's starting to panic getting because Jennifer's leaving the state so his wife spotify door and runs backstage chee finds the conductor and asks if he he can introduce her to jen takes in and my wife says this is for you for for after the show because we really didn't want to ruin the second second half of the show. So Jen takes the bag and says thank you and that is how the judgment was served at intermission. When I asked Eric what it was like to get the money his answer surprise me? I have not seen any money. Nothing nothing not a penny. Jen never paid up. Eric's lawyer says it's because she can't she apparently doesn't have any assets to seize is like a house or a car and she claims to be a student living week to week. If she had a job we would be entitled to Garnish rush twenty percent of earnings. So they're waiting until she does get a job and every year Marshall will meet with our assess just how much she has. I'm pretty dog so I'm not planning on giving up. But it's still frustrating for Eric. This whole suit was about money. I don't know if I would have gone through all the trouble. Just have a piece of paper that says she did. A bad thing is was ever point where you like almost felt bad for her. Yeah for sure. I'm sure that's gotta be tough on someone. When they're like an internationally viral villain Elon so in case you're wondering or if not already obvious Eric? Do not get accepted to Colbourne the second round at the time. The school thought Eric had a decline the first admission so he thinks it hurt. His reputation made him not look at serious instead. He did a certificate program at a university where he teaches so he. He did get to study with him but just not as closely and it wasn't free then. Last year. He auditioned for a position with the Toronto Symphony Orchestra. He was up against against about one hundred people from around the world. They will down the candidates until they get to in my case. It was down to two of us in finally the They called me into the Maestro's office and he came in and shook. My End. Said congratulations in another year. He'll be up for tenure at the Orchestra as the twenty five year old. Eric knows he's lucky. Usually you have to wait until someone leaves or dies before spot in orchestra opens up. He landed somewhere he wanted to be. Even if it's delayed but thinking back to it all it still stings in sometimes. When win something feels so incomprehensible and awful? You just WanNa make sense of it you want something to latch onto and for Eric. That's been the same when it comes to missed opportunities lost time nothing can really give you back what you lost but I think money it helps. It's it's something it's the closest thing to easing the wound. A little bit and the fact is he ended up. Okay more than okay but but it's still hard to not think of what could have been. I think all of us can think of moments in our lives and wonder what would have happened if we took another path or made a different decision but eric's case he was able to put an actual price tag on that lost opportunity two hundred eighty thousand dollars and he hopes someday he'll get that money All right that's all for this week's episode as always if you have thoughts or when a share something you can hit us up at uncomfortable at marketplace dot org. This is uncomfortable so is produced by me at face. Hayley Hirschman and Peter Ballantine Rosen. Meghan Detroit is our senior producer. Drew Stat is our audio engineer. This episode was edited by Sarah Kramer with additional support from Jonathan Hirsch and Nancy for Golly Tony Wagner is our digital producer Danish our intern S- attorney is executive active director of on-demand and Deborah. Clark is the Senior Vice President and general manager of marketplace and our theme music is. I wonder

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The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman by Laurence Sterne

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The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman by Laurence Sterne

"Cast romero you. I'm in camden. And looking out a bucs guides and i have two copies of tristram shandy with because one of them is very accurate and the other one is the sort of free jazz one and thought a free jazz tristram standing. That's a free jazz. Well not free just like a jazz jazz. It's actually to chance is tightly annoying instead of going a model page. It's a picture of someone's counting lips. It's annoying but it's the one i had is not an it is not specific to camden is not only your nwa. Yeah i feel it. So i thought the metropolitan allegiance to be involved somewhere. This is terrible. Terrible camden lock essay on understanding joke. That i'm so. I puts it in a footnote frank. Hello frank hello. that's ramirez. Is it yours. Yes my this right. This is my room to talk to my house in them appeal. And if you could see out the window over the roofs of the house next door i can sometimes see the finals of ships by quite nice. Oh wow what part of the mersey sound. Oh you needed falcons lucky. That's lucky nate. Journey may come in relevant. Let's hope so. Well i think we should start because this is this this. This novella you've chosen is We have much to say. Let's take it away. Hello and welcome to bat. Listed the podcast that gives new life to old books today. You find us in a final country house in the north of england in seventeen. Eighteen watching to bewigged gentlemen snooze in that chas upstairs or the cries of a woman in obvious distress outside. We hear a fusilade of cannon fire. There's a sharp knock at the door but then we must leave it and move on to another episode. Thank you for listening. Cenex time hello. Welcome to back listed the podcast that gives new life to old books. I'm john mitchelson. The publisher unbound the platform where readers crowd fund the books. They really want to read. I- mandy miller on the of the year reading dangerously and today we are joined by two guests one new and one returning catherine rondo. Frank cultural boys hello to you. Catherine is our new guest. She is in camden day. But don't that might distract you. She's a fellow of all souls college. Oxford recovery works on. Nathan's literature and john. Don don don don don thank you and the author i mean i know who years just clarify with experts than the pronunciation rights is it because of van. Morrison's terrible roy ravon on john donne as nannies nearly day. But we're boycotting van at the moment only because of his views saver l. We look we've digressed already. Everybody this is the conceptually. Immaculate catherine is the author of half dozen books for children among them rooftop this which in two thousand fifteen on the woodson's children's book price the blee piece of quoit and was shortlisted for the carnegie medal and the explorer winner of the children's book price Twenty seventeen costa book awards. Catherine also writes a series for the london review of books about endangered animals and has been learning for the last few years how to fly a very small plane. What a slacker. A small plane. It's the only one i have access to. I am very gradually work my way up to ones with more students bits but this one just has a joystick and a window and i hope holding it up. Flame is it. Nineteen forty five cup. Of course this is what our guest always do. They always do this kind of thing. You training to get a pilot's license with something catherine very very slowly. I quite a few of my family will fights. And so i thought it'd be fun to continue but i lack a and i quote nation sent to direction and a driving licence. So the odds are stacked against me can fly. But i can't drive yet but only like remote. Is that okay with our driving license. And we also delighted to welcome back. Frank coach boys say who previous joins us on bat listed number seventy nine to discuss to a young nelson's to they yonsin. I'm an expert pronouncing its own. Don don don don knock on day to day. Anson's maybe valley november frank aka multi. Hardy is an award-winning novelist and screenwriter. He started his career as the film review for living marxism and went on to write the screenplay for among others. Welcome to sarajevo. Twenty four hour party people goodbye. Christopher robin sometimes always never doctor who and most relevantly. Today's business a coq and bull story in two thousand and five his bestselling children's books include millions. Which won the two thousand and four carnegie medal the astounding brooklyn boy. Sputnik guide to life on earth shoot for the carnegie and most recently runaway row boat other fats. We like frank basis script for the opening ceremony at the twenty twelve london olympics. On the tempest in twenty eighteen scored almost all the points for the cable college alumni team on university challenge. I be reading two hundred forty. Neil sure they love to be reminded loud also has discussed books with In mcculloch on goma yes. Those people don't subscribe to look for. Could you just give us that story. When did you meet mack. well i was. I was in bands at saint summit. He knew he was in. You know as we own a train and he was on the opposite. Side of just train was delayed. And i was reading the short stories of teak caracas in boyle on the train was delayed and he i just love this as an open line he said grumped about for a bit didn't didn't remove aviator shades but looked across the island. Winds what booker. You won't as though it was a reading scheme books they do. Don't yeah actually gregson comes. Just after chip. Wants new trainers squinted. And i have to give it to him. You never get it but but anyway dot com from anyone. Because i said for an impressionable. Youth was in the ninety nine season. How many of my reading choices with directed from what i believed artists in the enemy had read or night while not be the case the Well i almost ashamed to carry onto the main business isn't it weird already digressing. Good lewis astonishing. Neither book that franken catherine have chosen to discuss is the life and opinions of tristram. Shandy gentleman better ninth district. Shandy by laurence sterne. The book that put novelty into the novel. It was published in nine volumes through three different publishers. The first two volumes appearing in seventeen fifty nine the last in seventeen sixty seven but let me pause here and entre myself for no good reason to ask the time dishonored question andy. What have you been reading this week. Thanks jim well. I will let me at once again. Remained conceptually on points. And digress in suwa. I've been watching this week round robin reading this week. Which is been what shing book set out by indicator films of the films made boy melena dietrich and director. Joseph johnstone burgh at paramount's film studios in the early nineteen thirties. They made a film together in germany. The blue angel which was a huge success and then they were both offered contracts to work in hollywood. They made half dozen films together. Morocco dishonored shanghai express blown venus scarlet empress and the devil is a woman which von sternberg described scholar empress as a relentless excretion into style and indeed those films so overwhelming is the triumph of style over substance. They actually give substance itself a bad name. They are the most extravagantly beautifully restored black moi films and we are. We are watching those films as a group on look listed and we're gonna be talking about those on the next lot listed butts as a result of watching those films. I've been reading jersey. Funston burg's nineteen sixty six sixty five nineteen sixty five autobiography in chinese laundry and joseph von sternberg. Very much. what you think over's the film director with the monocle and the imperious attitude and it's just absolutely exquisitely amusingly bitter and it really ought to be called in the father ted style. Now we come to the lawyers rather than the funding a chinese laundry and it has little inserts onto a bit where he talks about filming melena. Dietrich's face oh famously. He the the way that he would make her up and lighter to create this incredible image. He says monstrously in-laws just is on the screen. The human face should be treated as a landscape. It is to be viewed as if the always would lakes the nose hill. The cheeks broad meadows the mouth of flower patch the forehead head sky and the hair clouds. Now i don't think go. Ritchie has ever read this book but ought to because it would end it would give give his a different type of stylishness than the ninety s stylishness. They currently have. And i'm just gonna read a tiny bit before we move on because von sternberg. You know very much at the end of his life. Taking oto theories holt. Pretty much takes credit for absolutely everything including everything to do with marlene dietrich. But it's written in the most appealingly grand delinquent way this book that i've just it's just every page has something pleasurable unquotable on. Its he says here. Previous to my assuming the tallest of directing as a projectionist i had handled more than a hundred full length. Motion pictures though. I didn't look at them except casually to inspect them. Celebratory faults they could no more have influenced me than a praying. Mantis can influence a duck billed. Platypus the most lasting impressions. I had from the formative. Early days of my distant contacts with film were introduced by actor-director a most picturesque individual by the name of romaine fielding. I seem to remember vaguely that. He used his wife a minister's daughter as his leading lady probably in an attempt to reduce costs this by the way no way to lower the cost of making a film on the country by this method. Not only will money be lost but also the wife. He was also short to funds though. There is nothing to indicate that when i first met him and he goes on to talk about Romaine fielding's always he's always had most magnetic quality when used on screen. They held me all the power magic. The motion picture could contain to make us history reasonably complete. He used his always on me to borrow a few dollars. And when i screwed up enough courage to ask him to repay the loan he wants more. Turn them on me and said softly. If i live i'll pay as may be guest. He did know the so. I'm anyway thought is a funding. A chinese looney zone sternberg. It's no imprint by is probably in a few libraries around the place. I absolutely wonderful funny. Unreliable them wall. Joe mitchelson and of you've been reading this week. I've been reading a book that i was told about by the author. Pub is brilliant. It's a great opening line. I'm writing a book. What are you running a book about. I'm writing a book about foghorns. It's the focuses lament the disappearing music of the coast by jennifer lucy allen and jan. If people know her probably know her. Because she's one of the presenters on late junction kind of somebody who really knows and understands experimental and underground music. I suppose it's a labor of love. She became she became obsessed with falcons the sound of the kind of quality of focusing out. But also it's there kind of symbols of the industrial strengthened nineteenth century the peak of a british sea power and also american seapower and now. They're they've been superseded by the devices and Flipping machines fog is such an interesting idea if such an interesting sort of weather form. It's you don't know where you are. You can't see anything. It's something that was a kind of started off as an industrial bragging match you know. Can we find that the technology to to do this has ended up being in music and in film in particular a symbol of of of something sinister so you get history of per obsession a finding all these crazy people are also szeswith welcomes you got a history of the four corners invention in its development in its decline you a history also i suppose of terrifying shipwrecks and the importance of shit right. I'm just gonna read a tiny little bit to give you a bit of the flavor. Because it's it's a it's very jemaine to what we're talking about today she. She's circling around if find sound. Archives are all alcazar bit odd but sound archives is particularly difficult. she said all kinds do not hold truths. There was incomplete in one way or another within this all events retain the potential to be told endlessly like tristram. Shandy how many words you have to the telling is just about the number of details thoughts witnesses you choose to include and where you decide to stop. Eventually i found two documents to rare. Records is exciting to me as if they were private. Press l. please gleaned industy junk shop corners these were scientific reports. What they recorded was the primary information concerning the history of the focal. The way to being tested sounded and chosen as the sound to the coasts. One was a copy done. My lord rut rally and the other is written in the lyrical language. Victorian science of how the iconic white chalk cliffs at the fallen had been transformed into a colossal stage for a duration sound performance. This report published in eighteen. Seventy four documented sound test in eighteen seventy three conducted by not house his scientific adviser at the time john tyndall tyndall did not just test one focus on at the south fallen but a chorus line of various hormones bells and guns that sang for an audience of a few privileged men in a boat and the surrounding seascape the entire clifftop was transformed into a stage for these audacious experiments esteem punk fantasy in sound machines. It's completely fascinating and written and all it makes you want to do is to go out and listen to focus on. It makes you want to go and find the nearest focal and and get them to fire it up so hope we were just gonna hear one then from outside. Frank's house i i still get. If it's i mean. I think you said about electrics and you go down to the. If i won't johnson's at night it looks like a motorway because the see latest so marked another so many flashing lights but once the focusing the fuck owns go ole nights on it is always kind of mournful rape robbery sound from the beginning of time. It is a pretty overwhelming. I sit and listen to it. You know it became quite popular in the fall. Cone is pretty but where she says it could so many samples of focus used in in in german-based traps that there was actually is that was that they dislike. The focal thing is overdone. I'm to stop the phones. Now stop it with the falkland. Anyway onwards london corey frank. Casteran name that choon lillibulero rights. Which many years was used as it was used there by the world service. The bbc world service and amongst the less controversial things as synonymous with is a witch character interest from shandy uncle. Toby whistles it. Whenever zimbabwe's i love the idea that the world service put it to the same use that they did if anything embarrassing came up on the news. They played lynn era. Prince philip perceptive. We've noted a litter. Yeah we we. We've got at triggers ready to go for exactly that yes throughout so yes. So we're we're talking about tristan. Shanty said the life and opinions of tristram shandy gentleman. Anyone who's read this book opioids read it a will know that. It is enormous In some ways and complicated in other ways and digressing in many ways and frank use of brennan thing in the wake of bouts This is a giant noval easy to join novel. No it's a box set. It came out in installments. You read it. It's nine little books and you waited anxiously for what the next one would be to save. He could talk the mothers of the previous one. And catherine itchy. Think if people are going to try tackling this book because it can be challenging on not gonna lie. Is it helpful to think of it as nine installments. Rather than a a great tome exactly that the ideal would be to read one a year as a treat at christmas. And just wait for the time that you could start again rather than hefting to get in your hand and feeling it coming at you like a rock john. Do you think book nine is like season five of the world. Well it's funny. She mentioned that. Because i had a long conversation yesterday with the marvelous patrick wild gust. He lives at shandy hall. He's the kind of that. He's the guy who who who runs the stern trust for anybody who ever wants to go to brilliant place. The i think is the best writers museum. I've ever been to anywhere. And patrick is the most genial host. But he was saying there is a peculiar thing. The book appears to end. It says at the end of book four fini but it doesn't say that at the end of book nine which is it's just very shandy and said an. I think this is absolutely the truth is it's it doesn't matter. Evan rarely was the rebook where it really doesn't matter where you start with you starting at volume nine of volume one. No you dive into the middle. No it's like series series five of the war well because this is tristan. Shandy it's immediately time for digression and that digression going to be a one off quiz. So i'm gonna ask you all first person to answer. We'll get this royds he all. Here's a list of authors. And i want you to tell me what to things they have in common. Are you ready. You have to say yes so that people know you're ready. Yes okay. so oscar. Wilde brendan been shuna. Casey george bernard sure samuel beckett eugene. O'neill edna o'brien lawrence bureau irish thoughts there wars. There's something else they have in common talk about decks can't believe it. I said i would. Yes those all. Those irish authors are all mentioned. Boy kevin rowland in lyrics of dont's don't ak burn it down The first single budget. Excuse me not run in. Nineteen eighty and Cave when asked what he thought. Those writers said don't. I've never read any of them on. That's true but the irish relatives and Sticking up for his national pride. so that's what that was about Before we introduced the way we're to run this particular upset about this is let me do the traditional thing and ask you catherine. When did he first read. Tristram shandy lawrence stirred. Where were you what were you doing. I tried to read it when i was a kid out fourteen. Someone had told me it was one of the funniest books ever written an. At the time. I would have said the funniest it was adrian mole and not that similar so i gave quite quickey. And then i read it from talked-about of in a very earnest and goody two shoes way at university at the time i was investing meeting episode i was told to at i fell wildly with it. I thought it was one of the funniest books ever. I work with a man in a book shop. Once who was asked by customers going on holiday to spain for light hearted book they would enjoy and a fortnight later. The customer returns the show up and said i'd like to return this book please. Your colleague told me this was the funniest book ever written. And they take all the way suspect in the Cracked it open on the beach and been taken aback by what they buy. What they encountered is funny though. Isn't it frank tristram. Shandy is a funny book the joke in the world ever in it. Which is you know where we heard just that you doubted it for the screen. Was that something that you had wanted to do for a long time. How do you read it many many many years. I was giving this book When i was in fifth by mr bakes my english teacher who missed the brakes. Great mount honestly and he had this was inspirational teacher. He liked to do still feel like to make Continue on a punch and judy booth. Which is how became a punch and judy month. For many years a baby wasn't and he shed professor frank. It foot sadly. I put a vessel you flow. You only get you get to quote yourself a professor if you can do it right. And and he showed his delights in books a lot and he gave me a copy of dressing chandy as though it just come out. It was the knicks fan hassle. Michael focus obviously. I didn't move it. Kinda registered for him on huts public conversations with him about it. They will miss the big conversations. Which will you know the correct use of lead weights in sash. Windows could really make a bridge for babies nose out of whalebone so on. It's always been that for me. So he's been a practical thing for me and when really exploded for me. It was when became a dad. Because this is the great book about parenthood about your aspirations for your children how they will go wrong. How they are ridiculous but there also full of. And that's what. I took from nuts state with me. But if you haven't read tricia shandy oh you've tried to reach from shandy. We thought it would be helpful to read the first paragraph of the novel so anyone who listens to this has by accident. Inhaled started reading tristram. Shandy your one paragraph down and Frank very kindly recruited a friend of his to do this for so. Let's let's just hear the his the opening paragraph of tristram shandy the opening. I wish either my father all my mother or indeed both of them as they were duty both equally bound to it had minded what they were about when they got me. How'd they julie considered how much dependent upon what they were then doing that. Not only the production of rational being was concerned it but possibly the happy formation in temperature of his body apps his genius and the very cast of his mind and for all they're new to the contrary even the fortunes of his whole house might take their turn for the humor's dispositions which were then open most had they judy weighed and considered all this and proceeded accordingly. I am bitterly persuaded. I should have made quite a different figure in the world from that in which the reader is likely to see me. Pray my idea of my mother. Have you not forgot to wind the clock. Good god cried. My father making an exclamation but taking care to moderate his voice at the same time did ever woman since the creation of the world interrupt him out with such a silly question. Bray what was your father say. Nothing thanks steve. Coogan who is very kindly recorded as a few extracts of tristram shandy to play on the show. Can i say you could sink about what catherine was saying office moment. Not t- voice isn't the struck me before so here. It is a very similar tone. It is did exactly. And catherine i juno and restroom shandy all greats. Comic books novels voices in fiction. Get funnier three reading. Because you the move familiar you become with the character. The more truthful their voice seems if it's done as well as it's done in adrian mole and tristram shandy is it. Is it a book. That you Do you dip into it. Do you like to dip into it for the voice or do you like to be changed all nine seasons. I love it for its sentences. Has some of the best sentences. Select frank saying the best job in the literature said i i was just scribbling down tiny bits. It's in the same way that shakespeare you just just wish you could pretend that you'd said that people have this does does a bit what he's talking about his father's inability to oil the hinges of the door and he says his rhetoric in conduct were perpetual handicaps. And i just want to upset that myself. I just think that he he's just a man who was writing tiny snippets a liquid vodka joy. And so i i read. Three pages may be I also think that should be a children's book. Tristram shandy net. Where is the children's book that has voiced light just from shandy that never ever gets the point So you maybe one day. And i just had a message on screen from our producer. Nikki birch saying what is the book she she does that now. Traditionally and so. I bought this week nick. I'm ready for you. That question answered the theme off system a very simple one. Life is chaotic. It's a m- office. No matter how hard you try. You can't actually make it. Fit any shape. Trista himself is trying to write his life story but escapes him because life is too full to rich to be able to be captured by art and his father. Walter tries to plan every aspect of tristram birth conception childhood and so on and he's plans or go wrong to put it this way. Did anyone ever received so many lashes is the most unfortunate of men and if his life could be celebrated then so to vase worser brilliant some asian of tristram shandy clear now nikki crystal written written by our guest frank full. That's when i got. Stephen fry the stephen freud to play patrick who john was just talking about a moment ago how matter yes. Does anyone want to take a stab at the plot of tristram shandy. I think as i tried to describe it. People is say it's about being born and never to the point. But i think that frank can actually give us a summation of activity takes a but that's true. Story is an the book. Beautifully tells the story of toby and the widow of minutes late. There's a great love story in that boat on the story of wall to wall street's excited we have in his son he. I mean i think it was. Wonderful is not all these crime. Themes is this cosmic battle and with text in meaning and everything. It's really domestic like adrian. Mo- you know it's it's about domestic detail. It's about the life of house and identifiable house with a postcode in which a amounted women waiting for a baby to be born. They have aspirations for this baby that That include the birth plan. So the baby old all of these things go wrong in the meantime. There's this also jer. Toby who is clearly supreme. Some kind of ptsd of. He's a big gentle. Doesn't want to literally fly but is constantly reliving. This moment of trauma at the battle happily is doing it as kind of building a model village on the bowling green. Gpo something at which actually turns out to be the biggest disaster evil because it leads to the the castration of here. See that's pretty good. Come on doesn't want to read that immediately well. The book was a great sensation when it was first published Became a bestseller in terms of a best bestseller lament in that period. I've got a series of comments on tristram shandy from around the time of publication of the decades following. This is what horace walpole said of it. at present. nothing is talked of nothing admired. But what i cannot help cooling a very insipid and tedious performance. It is a kind of novel called the life and opinions of tristram. Shandy the great humor of which consists in the whole narration. Always going backwards. I can conceive a man saying that it would be droll to write a book in that manner but have no notion of his persevering executing it it makes one smile two or three times at the beginning but in recompense makes one. You'll in for two hours. So i mean and then that's full. Oh boy you know a series of samuel johnson. It wouldn't loss coleridge couldn't stand it. William has late doesn't like it So walter scott. There's of great parisian against it possible to scott and they they have a it. Because it's it's frustrating or it's boring or scatalogical or it's plagiarized until the advent in eighteen. Seventy nine of the work of the literary critic friedrich nietzsche. Hr is amongst the first people to claim tristram shandy as a work of authentic genius. A nature says in a book for free spirits cannot avoid mention of lawrence sterne the man who girder honored as the free spirit of the century. May he be satisfied with the owner of being cooled the freest reuter of all times in comparison with whom all others appear stiff square toed intolerant and downright boorish of use good old nature is a good only cia. Don't you think caffeine is running really true about the idea. The still even in the twenty first century people find one of the things people find about tristram. Shandy just one quite fits. How is it literary is it. Is it funny is why. Why can't i understand it. You know people as a result seem to want to slightly dismiss it even now do you think it is. I mean i'm gonna say it's easy literary novel or does that sell shoes. I think that would send it so short. I think i find it one of the most joyful books in while there's frank says it's about it's about someone seeing no but i love that tristram is able to just see so much and be fascinated by so much the fat he never gets. The point is one of my favorite things about people who had just constant me in trance will constantly furious constantly wanting to hit on new ideas. I think that his book of just relentless tasha interest in the world in the things he sees. And i think that to read it is to feel that you are being held in the presence of this profoundly generous enthusiast even though he is also. The voice was often extremely annoyed at us in annoyed. Well i think it's just it sort of missive. Find it one of the most rural delights to read this book. It is just a glory. I think that to think of it is literally novel would make very little sense in the same way. It would make very little sense to think of john. Donne is love poet at both people who were just exploding out of the confines that even potemkin replacement. I absolutely agree. There's certainly a clinical is what says centuries worth of hostile and every Directed against tristram shandy for not being literary enough all being to literary people get so scratchy. About what this book is doing to them that they need to. They need to push away. They can't take it to their hearts. They push push push away frank. So much of it is the voice. Isn't it since that will post performance because it's it's trying to break that wall of the pages. It's trying to be a record of a performance. It's you know it's a piece of up so it's got all this notation poses and he's you know stand was before he became famous rights at well at the same time. He's a great. Catherine swelled as well a great deliver of salmon's so you was performed. He step into that. The little church in swells world you can see that that this power pulpy and he was paid to go and speak in your and you became this great dinner guests at these table talk. This is in a way that quite a lot of those irish writers that you mentioned this is this is literature as talking and those great comic writers have that voice. Pt would ask says it takes you by puts his on children's. I've missed the bet like go back to the beginning. As though you're in the room with him you know. Come as news right table took because roy exactly right from coughing so i in a minute we i keep saying this is really just keep digressing from the from the beginning of the show right in a minute. We're going to get to the beginning of the show but we were talking about. How successful lawrence sterne was. This is a big bestseller. And they were racehorses named after tristram shandy and there were there were bootleg copies around them so it was a phenomenon with its times including we have here a recording of the first couple of verses of an eighteenth century ballard the ballot of tristram shandy which is sung here by the great wesley. Stayce have you not read. A book called tristram shandy. If not look into it quickly i pray his precepts sweeter than then sugar candy would do you good taste. His kurds and way jennie o. Donnelly likes him so boehner early vows that forever with him she could play. She takes him each night to her bed and swears that with her. She'll lay for number shandy she said should dance upon her covered way. He tells a story about his home. Monkey so droll no made can help grinning at him. Then he runs on mom about his poor uncle. Toby and corporal trim and to pull dr slop his head within does pop down mahoney wig and countenance prim but old uncle. Toby laughed out. At the doctor's broad. Dutch bottom dos and said mother. Shandy would pout. If a man came so near her four stars. God love to hear. Kevin rowland do that. So what we've done today. Is we brought a a thing or something to do with tristram shandy or an element of the novel that we really love is our favorite thing about the novel and So i'm gonna ask each of you in turn to to tell tell present to the group what you've chosen as favorite thing that we're going to start with you. Mitch what is your Is the thing that you love above all others about this. Noble my favorite thing amongst many things that i love is that won't mean voice is important but also no one has made you feel the importance of the physical objects in your hand like Stunned as tristram shandy. He fills it with all kinds of tricks. But the one the one printing trick that i particularly love as a publisher or hate as a publisher is in volume three puts a marbled page. So is the model is the marbled your your objective choice. That's my object to chew and let me just a quick explanation why you can't print marble you couldn't print marble marble you couldn't put it on a printing press in in in in the seventeenth sixties. You can't do it in the in in the in the twenty first century either. So what they have to do is they had to hand stamp these pages so so why put a mobile paging and papers were marble but wiper. Remember what he's saying. I think with this is a publisher. Do this because the of this is he calls it. The motley emblem of my work. Because you can't penetrate the mystery of the marble page every single copy of tristram shandy. First edition had a slightly different mobile page in it. He was way ahead of his time. He was personalizing every every version of the book for the reader. And saying you know if you can see a meaning in this pattern your meaning is going to be different from my meaning going to be different from the next meaning. This is a pretty profound way of thinking about about fiction in the relationship between your physical book in your hand and the story. that's being told that's just one example of many many of the extraordinarily difficult things. He made his various publishers to and the entrepreneurial side to him as as. We're talking about the sermon earlier. That's the sermon that he puts into volume. One is so successful that he gets dodwell his printer to to publish the sermons of person yorick and that sells even more copies than tristram. Shandy is like a kind of sub. Tweet he kind of detainees. He takes us sort of a whole a whole different line inmates. I mean brilliant. Brilliant and funny again all done in this extraordinary. They're serious sermons. but they're put into putting the book in metairie very comedic context where we're always saying. We like books about books on back listed. But i mean this i agree. This is the greatest book about books. Isn't it. this is the greatest book about books ever yet. We did the python books on an early episode bat listed. And of course i was thinking today that the poison books which seemed incredibly avant-garde and daring and brilliant christmas presents in the seventies so much to tricia because so much tristram. Shandy is to do with what john was saying. The book is an object thing that you hold in your hand the fact that you will not actually hearing a voice while simultaneously hearing this incredibly distinctive voice. But he's only a book but it's not a book but if it's plays games with you all the time he's he's novelties they never they never just for the hell of a. There's always something going on this. He's also like you said with a mobile page. He's he's teasing out. Something really important about the relationship between the reader and the and the store. Let me ask our guests while well also insisting this pauses edited outs. Although you could leave in because it'll be tristram shandy like i can see the asterix andy casteran you have. I know that you know because we talked about beforehand. What you want to bring your favorite thing but without totally compromising that. Do you have a favorite printers trick within tristram shandy i think probably one of my favorite things is Partly because it is such truth of how hard he must have been to deal with other right tonight. Almost will right feel a little bit guilty about what we are publishing through and it would have been nothing. Compared to what lawrence stun does a gorgeous moment just in times of typographical pleasure where uncle toby and the coppola standing outside the widow opens house and Corporal is thinking about freedom about commitment about being an unmarried man and the well as demand free and he gives a flourish with his stick and then as a swallow goes three times that he five times down the page and just lawrence done insisted that it looked exactly right and he spent his own money at five shitting getting a woodcut of it. And i just love the insistence on detail on that kind of like that energy and it gives me such joy. That moment frank. Do you think you can read this book on kindle. Well you can. I think that's okay because nobody's like modern. Publishers are generally not done a great job of reproducing. This sort of typographical wonderland a patrick. Show me a french copy. Were the black page. Came out with like a check. It paint late like why. I don't know a lot of people do. The black pages can a mini block page. So they're just little black square the bottom so i think the wound on the physicality. The book is great but the human still still stays without that. You know Toby still in there and trim and those friendships. That won't is still well A few years ago the cartoonist. Multan roshni and he's also been a guest on purpose. Did a few years twenty five years ago published a head-spinning adaptation of tristram shandy as a graphic novel incredible. I took my copy out and reread it for this. Do you have read appalled at surveys. If he's absolutely astonishing. Forget you kindle for that vote. Yeah no way yeah. That's a a graphic novel about the roy of a graphic novel about adapting tristram shandy and it has always incredible and it builds in that sense of frustration as well but frank. I found this the clip of multan. Talking about's the adaptation and how he approached the visual feeling of it and the characters. Which i think you particularly will find interesting because it starts with tristram describing the circumstances of his conception. I just had this vision of the inside of shandy scrotum which will be peres. Ian ruin with tristram as the narrator actually present in the frame talking in this case. He's actually talking to james. Joyce and virginia will then just goes off for walk because tristram shandy is. The is the first adult so anti novel. You could turn into an anti graphic novel as well. So it's about the process of doing graphic novel of about novel which is about the process of writing a novel. She's in the way the cabinet. The main characters themselves looks was quite fun because tristram hearings the mickey mouse protocol. You need somebody over and over again to make them quite simple. So he's basically a tease very wide tricon hat. Minis got thin body and you just see his mouth his nose as those book squash when he was a baby being born. You'd never see his is But he's a he's the kind of trista and then. This is far the water. Who's based on human power. But nobody can you could res. You'll never read that graphic novel the same way again or removing valley in november. They not nationally casteran. Would you share with the group please. Your the the found object from within the pages of tristram shandy which is your favorite thing. I think that might be a little bit of overlap. That's france because i loved the love story of the. What been an uncle. Toby and i find the way. She appears in the book. So beautiful uncertain funding We don't really get a description of we had just told that she is most conspicuous companies. Don't even know how to say it visible from compass Simple i skip back. I'm just yes. So of starting said the description we have the widow and she is instead of being told what she looks like. We offered this to conceive this right coal for penalty. Here's cape ready to hand. Sit down sir. A to your own mind as like you mistresses. You can as unlike the white as your conscience will bet you just want me but please by your own fancy in it was anything in nature so sweet. So exquisite then diese. How could my uncle to be resistant. Thrice happy book double have one page at least within nightclubbers covers which malice will not blacken and which ignorance cannot misrepresent and the opposite page is black you very own doodle of the woman when and i just my heart just in time to rutta exactly i mean it's a mixture of choose your own adventure and the idea in your beauty would always be the one that you can imagine my my enough. That is very great. I think one of the things that impressive about all knowing volumes as healthy. He's taking them out because there's such a huge success but the invention never flags you don't get volume eighteen. Think oh he's run out of steam. There's always new stuff that he's doing. It will so he builds in the success of the books into what he's then writing about so it becomes like a an ongoing narrative on on its own writing head-spinning. It's not the fifth series of the wire. It's the slough series the prisoner mythos. Yeah yeah but creating a really a a real sense of momentum as well i think anyway so you also think what one of the things i love about his ability to to to move from different modes of storytelling. Though as well because you you might think the way we've talked about it. It's all about jokes and all about typographical tricks in all about but the death of lefavor is one of the most amazing bits affecting bits of writing and toby and the way he uses his kind of typographical towards the end. It's it's one of the most beautiful bits of writing in any novel heard. An apache was telling me that it's been performed as a sort of you know it's been sung on stage like a great tragic aria so we and you mentioned gurtler in nature before in germany. I doubt idea of toby as a model of how to be a man of a gentle sentimental brave person is was re huge There is a grave for ankle. Toby you can go visit uncle. Toby's great You know he was such a big clubs. Uncle toby clubs. You know you could learn to be like you know. That was a way of being gentleman which strategy so attractive. I think we're going to about taibbi in a minute. But before we leave with a woman Let's hear a clip from a coq and bull story of steve coogan being interviewed by a the late. Anthony wilson steve coogan. Why tristram shandy. This is the book. The money people say is unfilmable attraction. Just shandy was a post modern classic before there was any modernism to be posted back says way ahead of its time and In fact for those who haven't seen not listed as number eight on the observers Top one hundred books of all time. That was a logical list right. If you want to see the gp k. It'll be part of the dvd package along with extended versions of many of the scenes which footnotes to the main film story. Steve tristram shandy. Thank you. thank you so peaceful during this is my favorite novel. I just love his tastic. Who's playing with a wand. Would award in the book. She's not in the film. No it's a great loss tour in the book. It's a great love story. But i'm so much in the book so rich you know. I understand loads of stuff in it. So frank i must ask you having cooked. We can go story again. Did you know you gonna leave with a woman out. Did you decide that you were going to pretend to leave with a woman out. Oh i've i misread it completely. That's the best piece of claughton is ever done in my life because the story in that is that the leaf unlimited waldman out steve aka His a great love story campaigns for it to be put in the script without realizing that it's not his love story and does it vary steve light. Money very plausibly notes. Great should be. It's gotta be gotta be and they've been cutting so generous building o'brien's per up so it's very windy and you completely backfires on him. But i was were you. Did you set yourself a target of trying to find ways of incorporating all those different things within the novel. Did you have a hit list of things you wanted to get in by hook or by crook. We just finished making twenty four people. Which is steve and michael. Win spokesman says the same of little group an entry to swell till's as well so the designer single group so sort of an on going conversation radium weirdly. I had foods twenty four pounds people. I thought my ducks of shutting kind of given up until it will agree until you that because he's thoughts it's very very shoddy entertaining where he says. This really happened but obviously it's a metaphor as well. And i'll just say that he says the i'll just say accuracy mean great. We don't doesn't matter but you should probably read more So before we move onto a franks favorite Element of tricia. Shandy we hear a montage of guests from forty years of desert island discs. Who have chosen tristram. Shandy is their desert oil and you will hear five different cost ways you only the pen and paper see if you can name them. One book about from the bible and shakespeare big encyclopedia. Well for twenty years. I carried around the world. Cup of book that i thought had. All this has to be inordinately long. It has to be pretty boring and it has to be worth it considered to be web. And i carried it around launceston's tristram shandy the years and years and years and i never got around to the first two pages that just the book i would have because i consider to be my less work to finish from sandy one day. It's just from shandy. I read it a sixteen when i had flu and shannon. I survived at experience. I've read it ever since. I think what it taught me then was people who were long dead would not necessarily dow and that is a listen which is very important in adolescence and deed afterwards to all. Your people must think a lot about this. I've i've actually decided on tristram shandy for this reason that it's a book which is up soon raging to read in a hurry just once. Because it's so full of married loose ends and digression. I then read it much later in life very slowly and founded utterly enchanting and i think we want from the desert island because of all loose ends. You can begin to dream. You could the digressions lead runoff into new areas of fantasy. Wonderful tristram shandy by laurence ton Being trying to ten into an opera for twenty years and it's so vast so confusing. I think i could for the first time in my life. Take a big little bit of beautiful sandy beach and that she plot the structure of the narrative or non narrative try walkout highs going to judge and then it might also be a sign two planes flying over that there was. This was not an uninhabited right. Well for me. It has to be an awful since i the novelist. The greatest of all the literary forms and I really thought of taking lauren. stan's tristram shandy which is the the greatest novels and the first of all novels but I finally decided that there must be a modern version of this book. And what. I would like you to give me his book by the italian writer. Italy vino called. If on a winter's night a traveler which is a compendium of stories donovan finished and very preoccupying for desert island right. You have it tristram. Shandy by laurence thank you for letting your desert island discs and thank you very much indeed. Say goodbye i really. I may have to fool this. Special audio doctoring on that on those clips so well. It wasn't call it wasn't it wasn't in that list go. That would have been great when the one who chose him. One winter's night was that sting. Well it was malcolm bradbury. I'll give so the first one was anyone who then if these l. Nah eight one of them was banta gasoline. Yes the third one gasco in nineteen ninety seven anymore for anymore but for the opera wrote the opera. It was cool nyman in nineteen ninety nine and you heard the journalist. James cameron in nineteen seventy nine at the beginning. And you would have got bonus points for the second voice which was judge stephen tumim in nineteen ninety-three but i'm afraid no one got that one and then there was malcolm robbery the end. Who actually chose it for the windsors nicer traveler wall saying tricia sandy's the greatest ever written but was it was it was benjamin the first one. Yeah each one of these. Records was only dream. This kate bush yet. No dexia though sadly on. Sir frank what is your. What have you brought to share with us today. I'm going to bring about the names. Because of wolter's ambition for his child is to have the perfect name. And i think. I really going back to Despite all the cleverness and intellectual stuff and everything so me. What's amazing about this book is. It's the story of a household and these very very ordinary things that these flights of fancy take flight from so thinking of a name for the baby is a very everybody thought too. And there's a point at which is wealth was chosen the perfect name which is trees medicis and then the baby is choking to death so the has to be an an emergency baptism and susanna. The maid comes in and says l. The baby it's an officer where one shoe said my father to himself. Oh she says The body was about to die while you're gonna call it and as captain shaun d is the godfather. Should you call the after him. Where want sure said my father to himself scratching his eyebrow. The child was expiring. We'll might as well compliment my brother toby naught and it would be a pity in such a case to throw away. Such a great name is mateus opponent but he may recover. No nokes at my father. I'll get up. There's no time rights at the charges block as my shoe transmit justice that my father would stay dougherty leaky vessel council characters. Justice in my head can is shift shifting the door and if she kinda shots at my father bouncing a bed in the dark and groping breaches. She's on around with all speed along the gallery. My father made all possible speed to find his britches. Susannah got the start and kept it. Trees trees something she said. Susanna there is no christian name in the world so the curate beginning with transport trista. The tristan justice said susanna. There's no justice to noodle teas my own names that the curate dipping in his hondas and spoke into the basin tryst them second. So tristen called interesting. Shall i be to the end of my dad. And i love. These news writes in novels of this period. The servants are like jonathan swift's the devils on the other fools or wherever. Susanna is rights. And it's the victory can amounts plains. The worst name in the world by the way is the worst name in the world trista. He's the worst night it's full. Tragedy words transmit justices magical name. That will give him a great style. And i love that. Walser set such store by names and then insists that the baby's never not by midwife but by dr. He's name is dr slop which writers twentieth century royces. Oh a debt to stir into to tristram shandy rushdie especially with his love moses. I think that must be in some ways a take on on the What it is also one of my favorite bits of the idea of the news. Which of course this gorgeous could also mid midnight's children starts like if i remember rightly disney stance like tristram shandy. There's a very deliberate before he's born. Who who else anyone milan kundera. I know it's one of his favorite books But also joyce was was a fan Net nabokov in this book. has anyone. He's doing anything experiment. I mean you all all those all those experimental modernists. The roads lead back to stern. Said that thing about the python insert like po-keun is very very indebted to it. I would say At swim two birds very very indebted. I and an tell you what. I stood me something. We haven't talked about the presence of deaths in the spoke kind of nine. It's inevitable you have to embrace it dot. The death is interest in shelby is more from that locally the we will be friends one day feel about death that you get the Books on which terry to embrace it. His life dot is also stunning instead. He's a haunted by his cough the fact that he might not outlive the project. And i think that's the thing to think about something. I was talking to a friend. You intense about this and he made a really interesting point in relation to joyce flannel. Brian lawrence turn. He said you know. Some of the literary establishment distaste for tristram shandy is identical to that expressed against. And it's the all idea of these irish people over the se- with their lack of respect for our classic traditions. That's part of the spa. Could the energy and the things. Yeah definitely whenever an irish. Just get it right near the irish them so like nobody ever talks about shut. Shot up front irish accent. My favorite thing about tristram shandy. Which i i read didn't understand when i was a student and reread About six weeks ago and absolutely loved on both occasions whether i understood it or not the thing the on a door about it and i realized that you never mind james joyce. Bs johnson fly. Brian andy miller is ripped off this book. Something rotten as well. I keep finding things that absolutely make me howl with laughter because they are so impatient and antagonistic to the reader of the book which is one of my favorite jokes in any book is where you get locked in a passive aggressive war with this imagined. Enemy the reader chapter eleven of volume to the chapter starts writing when properly managed as you may be sure i think mine is is but a different name for conversation as no one knows what he's about in good company would venture to talk all so no the who understands the just boundaries decorum and good breeding would presume to think all the truest respect which you can pay to the reader's understanding is to have this matter amicably and leave him something to imagine in his. Turn as well as yourself for my own part. I am eternally paying him. Compliments this car and do all that lies in my power to keep his imagination as busy as my own. And they've repeatedly there's the brilliant earlier on with the with the makes The imagined redid go back and re read them because they haven't been paying attention properly and it's full not as he was riding in an era where you really could make it up as you were going along because he hadn't all been done because nobody's in its suit of infancy. Did they weren't any many other novels. People could compare this to that will well known and widely read. This isn't enough. Like don quixote and it's making me cross seems to be the critical response. It's kind of like the sergeant pepper is to the l. p. wishes to the novel. No i think it's more annoying than i don't know what's is tales from topographic oceans. I don't know what it is. But what i love is the idea that he's engaging with the perceived or real Impatience of his readers and and making and weaving gold out there with and making it and building energy using the word energy. But get from tristram shandy from that. Baiting of the reader is an energy which is what powers it all the way onto the end of season knowing. That's where jesus is this annoying. You is this annoying. You is this annoying. You is this annoying here. Is this annoying you. He keeps going. I think he's absolutely brilliant. A makes me how with off. I also love wildly. How wildly everyone loved it. That he was so famous is just fantastic. And i loved how he loved being famous because of just one hundred years ago. Everybody was pretending that they didn't want to be and people like john. Donne were talking about descending to print and it was like you would grub street and you had inc on your fingers restricted before the public and he was just famous and swelled up being famous. And i just know his wholesale your ambition on his life. It i right to be famous not to be fed. So his steve coogan reading the very end of season knowing the ending my father whether by ancient custom of the manor is impropriety of the great tithes was obliged to keep a ball for the service of the parish and dyer had led his cow upon a visit to him one day although the preceding summer i say one day all of them because as chance would have it. It was the day of what she was married to. My father's house made therefore we're no-bid is wife was brought to bed now. I said over die. I shall have a cough so i went down to visit his cow. She'll call on monday. On tuesday. on wednesday at the farthest the cow did not carve notion not carve till next week. The cowboy tough terribly to let the end of the sixth week overdose. Suspicions fell upon the ball and now the polish being very large. My father's bold to speak the truth of him was no equal to the department. He had forgotten himself somehow or other thrust into employment and does he went through the business with gray face. My father had a high opinion him. Most of the townsman on. Please your worship though. Believe that his all the bull's fault may not akao be battling replied my father. Turn into dr slop. It never happens. Said dr slop. But the money's wife may have come before time naturally enough. The has the child had upon his head. Added dr slop. It is his hat. Is i am so obeida had not been shaved three weeks where cry i father beginning of the sentence. The next l'amitie whistle and so for the toby. This poll bull of mine. Who is good as ever pissed on. My don't feel europa impure times two legs might have been driven into doctor's commons and lost his character which town boulder the. Toby is the very same thing is his life. Lord said my mother. What is this story. All about a cock and the bowl said yelich. I'm one of the best of its kind. I ever heard superb tremendous so my question to each of you into. I'm gonna start with jones. Give the catherine tony to see answer. He's yorick aka laurence sterne corrects is life and opinions of tricia. Shandy a coke and bull story. It's a shaggy dog story. That's what i think. I love about it. Most it's it's not a great novel. It's not a great towering edifice in literary it's a story that people people telling stories to each other in pubs about their lives about about about their families so and it's also a crap it's made up it's made up revised continually so. Yeah i think coca bull story. I'm sure that that's why that's why front cooler applicable story not just shandy. Yes talkable be hot generation. it would be. It's what you need for life. And i think that would be exactly what the book is. Just shot through with clearly and ending life. It's a good aunt from wondering front can top it. i cancelled that without making it more explicit. I will just wish. He's not foreign blind. So just whistle lillibulero at this point lead in italy there. We must leave it extravagant. Thanks to catherine. 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I listened to tristram shandy and apply both witton judgment to the songs films. Tv shows and books. And we've all been enjoying that week blank page. We'll print a like a minute of silence and you can record your own version of that bitch Lot listeners. Also get to hear their names out on the show as a mark of our thanks and appreciation. This week's batch of lazar helen sturgis. Thank you very much. Jonathan drag marie. Dm with us and jane glover gauge. I said thank you. And there's one final shandy and gesture of thanks to our expert panel to frank cash rent. Nikki john mitchelson. You can choose what music we finish. Would you like to hear a man in canada whistling lillibulero. Or would you like to hear the track. Hunky funky woman by seventies glam rock troop tristram shandy scotsman on voting for tristram. Shandy talk amongst yourselves punky. Funky what would it is. If you want to hear all of hunky funky woman. We'll be playing the track in its entirety on the next episode. 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A Tangent Within A Tangent Within A Tangent

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A Tangent Within A Tangent Within A Tangent

"Aren't you tired of hearing opinions that are just plain wrong will hi I'm trey Kennedy Comedian and host of correct opinions podcast. Every opinion is correct my opinion each week I'll rose the Internet's craziest trends in the most baffling baby names to hopefully make you laugh but also to make sure we're all the same base because you name it get like moon or something. On the show. Okay. I got Internet for the funds videos and cringes moments and I give my opinions on everything on the web which luckily for you again are always correct. So police subscribe to correct opinions with trae Kennedy available free on apple, podcasts, spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Year. Are. You. To Open it with that song. Because that plays this episode. Still don't know what I'm talking about. Eighty hope you on my name's Mr Fruit and welcome back to G G over easy episode. Fifty. Eight. and. Today's quite a doozy. So you can tell. We, we take a deep dive into our subconscious we go deep. into. Sub Levels of consciousness and robs weird phobia that we figure out he has. A man I don't I think he figured out he added to. His realization. Yeah I it is Kinda Weird What is it? I guess you'll have to find out not only that we discuss. Couple tangents and is. Nor. The usual round here but it's great. You should listen to those. We discuss a whole bunch of patron questions. We discuss brand new playstation five news. It's interface goes to to Shurmur has a new update. I'm hyped about it's also the hallway season some scary movies, Steve Literally broke. It broke Internet. But now it's broken smash brothers. Steve's on a rampage. Lots to talk about in this episode, we get through lot. So be sure to stick with us. And? I got something for you guys. It's the members of the week. It. Up It's back, read it Yup I didn't let it happen. You can figure out what the other thing you were going to say was Christian but this. Week is from it's not a mean but I'm kind of showing the artists some love. Some OTC original content you know no host you made this I made this. This is oh see. Canteireira me this hopefully I'm saying that correctly this is A. Hopefully you guys it's like, Mr. Fruit up. Is like an impostor yet you can like pick. It's like literally Mr Fruits character in among us but he took his helmet off and it's super cool art style I. Liked it a lot can convince it. It's good. To kind. Some just like this episode is. Stay tuned also by the merge. Welcome back to this Episode Ladies and Gentlemen, in today's episode some spicy stuff some recent stuff some. Muslims seems pretty recent. Actually think hold on a millionaire list. Yeah I think everything is recent. Well, this is why we wait for this specific day the news we don't want don't WanNa break your motion, but it's I say people like no that the podcast is recorded on these days. So let's wait for the press and wait for gee-gee easy to get ahold of it so they can run it on their podcast people get attract. Industry attraction goes and Nicole, and then the news cycle stops until Monday nothing new can come out until the episode. And then then we have new stuff to cover. That's just how big we are God forbid we miss an episode and then the news we cast. To stop this. Crazy like imagine if we get that during the election is really probably we can't like give you the election results until TD's back. Hey, very important. I don't go vote everybody should go vote at the. Ritz. I to. Do put in the mail in thing yesterday or though will drop off. I have a stick in Texas so I'm probably GONNA go this. I'm actually that's not true. I'm probably GONNA go like Monday like during work hours, which is dead Speaking of voting. I did have a dream. I have a dream and I became president. You had. President you would probably off I never have that. I. Just had dreams where I die in plane crashes. Who I used to have those. So often I don't know I don't know why they stopped. But Yeah plane crashes the worst for some reason like. That like I probably. In a plane crash. Fifty five percent of the time I go to sleep see. But I don't remember that. Don't have that fear like when actually flying and all but I have those dreams all the time. So I don't know why. I have the dream, but like I'm not scared to fly when there is a moment in the plane where it is. Like. I'm like. It's a little too much into like this is supposed to be this bumpy. You become president. Are you gonNA. I'm GonNa Tanta tainted become back at my tangent. All right. I, guess what normal juicy stuff? Yeah. I. Was on a plane once. Like two three years ago maybe. And I was reading. The Fudge can't. The Fudges ob no believe I was reading I know. A game guide because you're youtuber that's all you do. You just play games Think. What is it Jamie I think meditations by Marcus Aurelius. who has some you know was a Roman emperor opposite. He's like Pat Humpback they're not even that he keeps closing the door. Oh Yeah he does little thing where you know just the door close and then he winds because he can't get out. Because he closed the door and then the worst part is because the doors closed the room gets even hotter and if I don't realize closes that Mike. Man, why is it getting hot and interesting because the door and then the air doesn't vent quick enough. So I open, it just stays hot two points. One second. Office really contributing to the task. Easy. We'll door stopper. He do that. Again you're out of here band. That's what I call on the street get your police. Max when Max is annoying or like just too much for me wants attention and is Matt meowing constantly band that I just. Your band. Here we go. Tangent Tangent Tangent. Ever did it but I like once ran away from home I. Don't know like if you guys ever did that way what no I did you ever like pack your bags like I'm out how for first question I have to ask you how young were you before you story seven Okay, you said something. Live. CAST. But like in video or something that made me. Any podcast who knows plus Robin talking about this poor the episode. One of the things people telling the story and it's like. You think we're just made it like what are you like fifty episodes deep like we're out that's it right? Like we're not that important. Part like the third episode, the Banger Story. Way To go because now, everyone's like why isn't that every episode? Are we'RE NOT THAT INTERESTING And also for the past year while not quite year feels like it you've been stuck in our houses. So what is by? My starting to me. But anyway I was like seven and I was upset who knows you know maybe she made hamburger helper that night and I wanted Spaghetti I don't really know ironically as a kid really liked hamburger helper I don't know quickly my taste buds were hamburger helper banged the kid that it's yeah but now I have it and I'm Actually a little bit I'm having some times bottom but anyway, I like packed my backpack whatever like my we'll like suitcase. And I was like I'm GONNA leave. My mom is like okay. Like I'm never coming back. She's like, okay. Yeah you do that. I was like I'm going. Do I put in a leg just like probably I have no idea probably like to close like my pokemon shirt and pokemon cards could do it because that's the necessities. Out as you may be able to go places. Yeah. If I just take him my first edition chart. and. Walk out the door. This is at she's okay. She's closes the door behind me I'm looking. At the front step way why I'm doing this, I walk down the driveway. Walk down the sidewalk, make it about twenty feet, the stop sign and a four way. And break down crying and then I go home. And that was my that was my rebellious period. I. Got it out of me. You know does it for you? Let's go back to now the tampering. Cattle you read a book meditations autumn behind and. I'm guessing Yup. And it's like getting turbulent I'm reading this and all this Marcus Aurelius stuff. The meditations, it's all like his like. Notes, and thoughts and. Like little things he jotted down, it's fairly, very philosophical. And I. Remember like. while. He's just kinda chilling while he's meditating or something. Throughout his life on reflection I mean. While he was emperor he was right and a whole bunch of it. I don't know the guy is. Roman emperor and a well-known. Bill Sophal Guy Phil philosopher someone call it. I should remember more of what I read meditations because it talked about like his mentor was and all that kind of stuff. But essentially, there was like a or a passage about like death. And how he doesn't fear it. And like life is what it is and whatever whatever's going to happen will happen. There's no point about worrying about it like one day hill die we'll all die just like this like super thing about like. Whatever's going to happen. They're going to happen just a very straight edge way of thinking. Yeah. Some rain that what he's right and then the plane starts shaking and quartz like freaking out like if we die now we dino you know like. I was just like, Hey, if it's time you're like in that like zone you're like you know what the books. Generally, if it probably started going down right third like I was just in the head space. Bro I'm. Just. headed. So. That's what reminded me of the turbulence. Remand and you know what? It is what it is baby. If we go down like this like this. So, be it only I could always have to carry that book around me every time something bad on like all right doesn't matter Marcus Aurelius said it doesn't matter. See I just I'm plane crashes a lot and then okay. So you become president. So so back to my original tangents. I had a dream. We know we may it, but we come back. We really bad. We change it on a tangent, but we come back to the tangent and that's what we're doing is that a tangent in itself though? The inception I, mean, we went a couple as deep. In fact, there's commercial there's another tangent. There's a commercial recently where there's that song like. Laid elite I'll eat it all opera. Some. European. I don't really know but it's like you know some sort of Lady Gaga but it's that song inception where they would play it to enter the draw. No. A song like they'd put on to like fall into the dream you know what I'm saying. You. Remember that Oh. No. Now. Now, it's like. Oh. You're the Audio Lido and then every time they got deeper into dream slow down. By Oral. Fudge. Let me look it up. Dude I know meteorologist could be if we were just pushing. Transition from nights. seriously. Okay. So it's Don Don Don Don Don Don Don Dada Doda it's got like little tuber an. Orchestra. Fallen in the bathtub when Naung on. On. That's French Na. Nadler regret early on what your is perfect have you been for nail? Coup, Mafia. The La Ma to. Myself. But bounds really offend. No Anyway You know what I'm talking about. No. No. I for me honestly inception is I think Christopher Nolan most overrated kind of move. Just listen to bring. Great ten, second twelve, seventeen good. I guarantee raced immediately as you hear it, you know what? I'm talking about. I GIVE IT A. subscribe chat or would you put main shop? On. Main chat okay. Lama Human Emoryville. This. Respect blue you listen to now. I don't remember this I mean I. I'm not a big inception guy yeah. I. Haven't seen the movie like eight years and I remember that. Because it stuck with you I mean the only thing I remember I said she is. Musically. inclined. Remember boy, SF, Wessel. Come in. I'm telling you like I have like audio. Like my brain reacts better. To. Send. Brain. I, taste sounds. Anyway. There's this commercial. And I'm like, hi, every time I think it is she this commercial I think of inception. And that was teaching but that would guy? Guys like I was just give me a quick little thing. They hey speaking of that like the and then you guys just didn't I just don't remember it like okay. Now. Every time it goes deeper it gets like it gets like base-year and more reverberated Is, I'm really never learns who inception that deeply because I'm not a big fan of it. Upset me right now because it was like a little like Easter egg like it wasn't super destroyed. But if you were paying attention, you could tell when they were deeper into a dream. Because the song would be slight sweetly in the background but slower in each time they went in the song slower and lower. Like Dark Knight. Interstellar and Inception you got to leave one of those, I'm leaving inception leaving you. Okay. And then here's by tainted to your earlier tangent you see you become President I was gonNA. Say this before you went under story I when I have a dream, I never have a beginning of the dream I'm always like in the middle of it you know what I mean anyone was there a process you becoming president or were you just like I'm president? Well During just started out like it was like election day or whatever. Nice, and the results were coming in. And running as independent by running as your own. Running, that's the thing. I just wasn't ready. And then. All stations, all the stations are going like. This state it's like Oh like Biden won the state from the state but then like after a couple like. A ride in one this state by like a large margin like an. Christian Miller and I'm like, Oh that's that's my name and then they're like. I don't remember reports are it's like this Christian Miller and it's a picture mainland. And then they keep going and the next thing you know like the right and one and it was me and you got the to fifty you got A. Looking for and so like. Yeah. Who who they right you hit. Know. I guess I didn't have a VP. or I guess I figured out later I have no idea but I was like at a hotel. And the results were coming in next thing I know like these like FBI secret agent people like calm and just like showing up, we gotta like we got take you. Read protect you like you're. Questions like, Hey, how this have? Thorough I'm like I. Guess. So and then it was just a dream of the FBI protect me for Aug.. Attempts because everyone was pissed that lately. Yeah. I one and then some people were like is that even fair? He's not thirty five or whatever, and pretty sure that's really think. And he'll be the youngest president ever all this kind of the news was going crazy and just trying to get assassinated and. Policies would you run on? Wherever. is declared. I never have fun for things like that. Like I said, I only have dreams where impending doom is heading towards me or I'm running or hiding away from the police. But. I mean the only time I remember dreams are like that day specifically like I I slept in. Cycle. So I woke up during the part that cycle you remember dreams. Because otherwise I never remember what I dream about. Ninety. I. I have some times where when I really believe dream would like I'm really invested in the dream is win like I've this is only happened a couple of times when you dream wake up. Drink some water like you're never drank water in your entire life. Go back to sleep and it's the same Doreen Oh. That was the best. Like pause like you need some water quick resumes. Those are the worst man does freak me out I'm a person like when I had deja-vu if I had deja-vu, I will literally do you have to do something you haven't done before. titled. Super Weird like if I days I'll stick this up my nose like this because I didn't I know for a fact. I. Didn't do that. You did. No I did it because that's exactly what you would do. So by that nature, you're just playing right into it sometimes, I'll be like chilling like watching the video I've been here before and then I go okay that's a good and then I go. That's not a good thing that means something bad is about to happen in my real life and then I'll like grab my switch I'll go. I'll. Well, I didn't do that like in. So it can't be the same timeline. Who made you think that deja RESIL- You're like superstitious about dreams that yeah yeah. I. Think days if I'm experiencing deja Vu. I assume it's a bad thing like Yeah I guarantee you. Know, if I'm having Deja Vu, I go. 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So five years ago the scientists were they succeeded at the hydrogen Collider Holy Crap. No see like way I see Dejavu. I've experienced this before in a dream and normally when I only remember something from dream or like something. In the future it's a bad thing. It's like a scary thing. There's something bad is going to happen to me. So in that case, I, had to use. These utensils chopsticks a my nintendo switch. I didn't do that in my never heard of anyone being. Young Freida deja-vu. I it's not that I'm afraid of it I'm tired is that. Let's not downplay your. A weird phone have? It is I I'm really afraid. I get scared or not scared, but I like anxious and be like. See here's my thought process as. Those weird. And my day goes on. What part of that was days to? See me I go. Is this the day where I just like a meteor comes at me or the FBI's at the front door or something? There has to be like a movie or something where you got this from like I'm really interested in how there's there's a there's a movie I think it's called the game with useless game Michael. Douglas. Yes. I hate you by the way. and. Everybody else who's listening to this is like blue cow losers. But it's called the game with Michael. Douglas and it's kind of like that where it's like, you really don't know what to believe if you haven't seen that movie, it's Super Dope I. Really recommend a thriller Type Mystery. You don't know who to believe one moment you're like all this guy seems like he's cool but then again in on it. But then you think like, Oh this whole thing is not like at all but then it's like wait it is and it's it's one time when my favorite Thir- type movies. But maybe played into I've always been like that since like high school like I hate deja-vu. I just don't know where. That's that's a new one for me. That's that's pretty new for me. I felt like I've told you guys that before. Terrified of it. Just freaks me out like I. Think I've been around Deja Vu before and I've got like little see like because I know for a fact I did not do that. You did. Not Just like everybody thinks that they have control their life or whatever there's not predetermined destiny or whatever. But. Everything to do. Yeah it's already determined like past the deja-vu you knew you were going to do that. So they made you have deja-vu. So you would knew that exact thing thinking that would get rid. Would never put his attentive switch through his hoodie and pull it out because what just because? Just. Sirte did he would never do that but the Bucci appeared. Implies that you did that because you are robbing therefore, you would not have done that if it wasn't you. Yep. To you'd like to think you don't know you but you do know you and in that case. So what you saying you Asia not do anything then just. That was weird. Dude. Bad things never happened is because I break the cycle. Cycle is so static that you just do it anyway, not knowing that nothing would happen. Actually like ooh, yes I know I nothing has happened is because the first time he did that with deja-vu you played right into deja-vu hands. It was like Gin Jitsu and now you've been stuck in this deja Vu for the rest of your life you're just stating. Jabu played me the first time I did this and then as soon as you played into that bought you've been stuck. So what did you say your deja-vu self that like two timelines are like coming in parallel worlds right Really Chilin but then like the veil, like the fourth dimension shakes, you know or the fifth dimension whatever dimension was say. Separate his two worlds you know maybe something happens in for whatever reason and. They like brush each other like interstellar at the end when he like brushes them in the ship I'm saying like. Yeah like that like the world for one sex, and so you're experiencing what your other self is experiencing. It will what if? You're just having a really bad sleep cycle and your brain is like while he's GonNa he's GonNa be really anxious during the day trip and force him to have a weird dream and then during the day have deja-vu. So it forces his body to have a moment of Serotonin. Injection of self-satisfaction where he just does this really stupid thing in public and then he's just he's at ease he's like you know what? Data today blue. You're thrown a Lotta big words at me now because I don't understand I'm gonNA, take him as a sign. Mouth. Talking. About corruption. That's super deep thinking though every time. You have tried to circumvent the deja-vu. You've only gotten deeper and deeper and deeper like if this is inception. Fifty dream, down like there's no. You're done what? What I'm experiencing deja Vu. So like unlike to Sam editing and I'm like well, I know I've done this before something I have seen this before at some point in my life now that scares me. I'm going to do something to break that chain. What would would do something not doing anything break the chain or or you saying Gotcha you probably for uniting anything would break your chain because you're chain right now because every single time deja-vu you do something. Weird. So you're you've created a cycle already you're not abnormal. That's the normal. Yeah. Now, which is normal for you to do some weird shit. But. It's not always the same. It's always different. Weird. But it's still weird shit. And you think Oh my other self wouldn't think about. Well, guess what you thought of that, which means you're other self without of that, which is why he did it away. My other self is an idiot he would never broken chain and the one that's broken the chain, the rick that is like the one that got away. I every try. This isn't Dude I. Am the main Rick Yeah I hate to tell you. There Buddy? You're all stuck in this Deja with us. I'm sorry. Okay. No. So someone out there is like I just want to hear how he became President I mean. Pretty much just got road. Road. House. No. Like. I was getting like they're chasing our car or something and then. We got hit and woke up just like a militias. Just people trying to assassinate me. There's never like a face to it or people just pissed said I want you should know why knows like I didn't want this but like it's kind of Cool I. Guess. And I was like and then I was like, what am I gonNA do when I'm president what are my policies? And then I will initiate time after recess. You must all watch. Videos are now mandatory thing. You cannot skip his ads like xfinity. YOU MUST RUN MR FRUIT ADS. East sports, I would I would I would make e sports surreal sport and then take sports in and say they're not real sports. And in have everyone have fun with that. You Sunday night football is GonNa be on twitter then. Okay sweet. Yeah can I stream? It, MR Yeah you're free to restrict all I. Ask I asked with everything just keep me on the board. All right if you're. Just keep me on the board that's all I ask with the president. I don't know what that means though meter I've aborted people I'm. Something give me a job. A lot of attention like the bureau of Education or something. Like she will throw inside. Their reminds you. There was a I saw this clip on I'd seen it before, but I just recently saw it and it's still just as funny. There's A. Clip and somebody had. Like an Arab camp become president or something like that. And or like work in the government something like that and and the guy was interviewing this guy, he's like well is there and the guys I wail you have to swear on a Bible when you entered the government I, did it three times I came in and I swore on a Bible and trying to do is ask but it's like super like the we like almost like. The whistle could southern you know and saying yet? Yeah. He's like you gotta like. Put. Your hand on the Bible and swear on. You can't do that. If you're an Arab like you can't do for Jewish and he's going through and then guys like you realize you can swim. Anything I think you could swear like a chair if you WanNa, you could swear on water anything it's not the law they have to swear on the Bible he's like well, what did Three times he's like you might have chosen Jan you don't have to like. Donald Trump data when he became president Oh, my God and the guy was like so you're not aware that it's not the law that you don't swear on. The Bible and the guy just checked. Like when he goes to like to rallies and the interviews, people, ashes, Super Ironic is from gone. He was like I forget what? He's been reelected three times on some committee. Like a government position or something and all the comments. These are the people were re. And the guy just sat there dumbfounded like he just didn't say anything he just Kinda stared. He's like, all right. Thanks man. Cuts away. That's why it's very important like we said earlier go and vote I there. I forgot this dude I need to I'm sorry for anyone who's watching this podcast I'm sure you guys will know in the comments there's a dude who goes to. Allie's and he'll just own. He'll. He'll just point blank ask like. Questions Right. Like so you really think. So you really think America's been like just on the up the past couple years and this dude just as well. Yeah, I. Mean I'm making like four times the four times what I used to make, and he's like where he works. For debt collection. Irony. Couldn't like literally Cook Your Breakfast Brush your teeth for you tires using kiss on the cheek, and you wouldn't even know event like it's so funny. Reminds me of some rally interview. I. I. found where. It was this woman. And? Guy. Asked her and she was like wearing a shirt like women can't be president or something. Like ma'am would you seem to Stanford women can't be, president why is that? And they're like where they're just irrational and they get on their periods and they can't make and it's just like. You. Know One of the. Things is like he's like you know every. She's like saying that and he goes you know every war was started by a man though, right? Like. True is off. It's just like funny things like that to literally just like make them go Move issues such weird cell phones and it's just like. You're not see the irony of what? In the worst part is where they doubled down like your probably like wait he's probably right that can't be I'm just going to keep going with this and it's like Bro. But anyway. All right. So yeah, go vote doesn't matter who we're not saying who you need to vote for, but it's important you bill. Aren't election. Serve our country to protect that right so even. Do it people get mad when I say like Oh oh would you want me to vote for someone? That's like no, it's just. It's also important to vote because. The more people to vote the better idea of what we get the actual representation of our country should be. So it's like you know when someone's go vote it's important and you feel like you're doing your part I, hate the people that complain about the current situation whenever it is. Guy Lahud you afford. Vote. While then you don't even like you can't even throw your hat in this spring like you didn't even bother to voice your opinion. GLOBEOP. And with that, we have a slew of things we WANNA talk about first up rob was super excited about this. So I'll let him take the floor playstation five. Systems Ui today. Okay like the PC is great and everything you know what I mean like I love pc gaming and everything. But like the you I'd that like they use on the Sony playstation five looks though sick like Ricard's like first of all, you press the play station, but it doesn't take you out of the game. It just brings up like this little thing now. Oh sorta. Yeah, and it just. Shows you about the game you're playing, and then it also has like this little tip section like if you're like this little tough and like which is like probably ever. Yeah I probably won't ever use that but like for a kid like when I was seven or eight years old playing on the tennis sixty four, I don't know how many times I would kill for something like to scoop like pull up right there, and now I, don't have to go on Youtube and check out like somebody's channel. But then like this is by Shane Ray shadow legends and then I, got to skip see if I'm at tips and tricks youtuber right now I'm like. No. Adapt but. They also had. So. The playstation has an SSD now. Welcome. Welcome concert users where you can literally like if you're playing like I, don't know let's say fee for something and then you're like, yeah, let's record some call of duty row quick. You can be joining from FIFA I can literally join you from like the little card section and it'll launch. I'll be right in your game and maybe. Ten, fifteen seconds it looked like. And it just looked really smooth and really simple looks like all the features on the playstation four like. You can watch your friends your all the cool one was like you can watch your friends stream lead like they're playing their game, and then you can put like little on the little side. Will and of course, I'm sure it's not going to be that smooth like at all times if you have like Papariga Internet like I used to have read. Bahrain. Andy. But it's like essentially what we do when we like. This stream on discord real quick. Yeah. Bad. Same thing. It looks really cool. So like from an and this is from like a casual like consumer like Kinda side of it. That's what I'm kind of looking at it as it. It has all the features I would as a casual fan of a consul it makes it all looks super seen Louis and like what I always hated about the xbox one at dashboard was like when you would open it, you'd open up your friends have to open up a whole new page just for your friends you know what I mean and now it's like this. It's like everything is just like one little thing and it just looks so nice. Nothing love be the slides the three sixty. act. Whatever they were there specific named slices or something like that. I remember that's like Oh. Gee, update xbox like. One of the first couple and then they introduced they got rid of that when they introduced like the Avatar when leggings connect Kinda came out and stuff. she did she carol about? After like a week, this is way better. With you with interface on a you WanNa talk about a little bit. I remember people talking about how when you saw like the. How. Much. Of the Os Ram and people were talking about like, why is like why do why do these one of Microsoft and Sony keep like taking up so much though as being of so much of the resources. For the operating system, it's like well. For these things like you? We. Why would you wanNA constantly can't like multitask especially now that consoles are trying to compete with PC's like not suspects wise. But just what they can do is the convenience. Wise. That was like what I was sick like all those I think. More. That consoles can do to not just. Play Games about multitask and like for most people. Everything. is on console like people don't have PC's where they chat with their homeys people don't have discord. Day just have playstation party chat, xbox party chat like that's where they live their lives and play games still most people. So yeah, more quietly life for that is still incredibly important. I thought it was really funny though how in the comments replies people were like looks just like the xbox is you I and I was like. You mean it looks just like the fours. Yeah the It was like I think it was some guy like Tiktok or something was showing like the xbox Ui and he was basically like switching in between games or something like that, and it was super fast and I even that I was like that looks pretty decent as a if I was somebody who preordained Xbox I'd be pretty stoked saying that. Yeah. I mean like I told you if I were. You know high school route back when the Neukolln the PS four and xbox one came out for these consulate probably again with xbox high school peaceforce came out in our high school technically. This month of Freshman, college yeah it was like, yeah, it was like. Twenty fourteen, twenty, thirteen. Holiday season. Games I had to play were killed him. Ghosts called Ghosts and then GTA which had already had the three sixty three. Yeah I forgot what I had on my ps four remember gather like the Yes five gt back but it's still the fifth. We can have that game prior. SLUT. The tips and tricks part though it would really just reminded me of like the. Whatever they're called. In in the Soles Games. Where you like walk up to something. Like a little notes Lafayette. Of Blood yeah it'll be. Careful dangerous below like watcher fall or something. It's kind of like that. Now accepting just pulled out be like. Where is like for me I think of like Enjoy impact. There are like these collectibles you have to find, and you like increase your standard stuff. There's like an interactive map. You can see because they're not visible in the game on map you have to be like right next to them for them to appear in your map. Do you can see on like an interactive map on a website where they all are? But that doesn't always tell you like sometimes they're like super far below you're up above you. So they won't show up and like I don't know where you can click on it and they'll be like videos or people saying like this one's here like watching video will show you where to go or how to do the puzzle sort of just stuff like that accepting do it all n game which is cool. I'm I'd be surprised to see how many people troll I think that'd be pretty funny. I just don't know. Like you're like, Oh this is this is the most uprated tips and tricks, and then it's like showing you exactly not to do it. or a mess I mean. I think it's like through playstation or Sony right those tips and tricks it doesn't take you to like a youtube. It doesn't but like the community makes those. Oh. Yes. They're community made. Not like oh I thought it was like Sony hired a guy to play the game it's something and they just because I thought it was like available in some games. So I thought they just have some support for it. I mean, maybe you're right but I would assume it'd be way easier to just go the community driven around. And there are a lot of your way I thought. I thought it'd be easier with the community rapid than I thought of people just being like shedders. Showing you how to do. It would be funny and then people who actually. Are Using the tips and tricks which I would assume are like kids more than likely. Get frustrated and quit and go to xbox. Screw these tips and tricks to xbox. Dad Prayed Sal this ALGA. Sean. Charge crisis but the downside Dole crummy fine. So. Yeah You I. Looks Pretty Cool. But you know what else is even cooler about the playstation Is Not the playstation five it's the PS four go sushi Ma update tomorrow you plebs. Get a PS four. Because we could play the new multiplayer mount. GABBA. I'm a good brother and gave it to my little brother. Was He doing? What will Boehner get it back from new big brothers. I mean, you actually need to go pick it up from my house and do the. Playthrough at some point. Correct. Do the video he's like. I. Where keeps asking? Whose side are you on here? Phobias worse than that? Honestly. Well, if I was playing alone. Yeah. I don't know if it'd be worse like any game like some people are like, how are you even playing this? Would we the only reason is because I have my friends? Like. I told you I could not complete the tutorial because I was alone. It even said like don't worry. There are non violent ghosts in this and I was still free is I can't do this. I just I get my head I get too anxious. Reason, you're able to play that game with us because you can talk to us. McCain yet. Yeah. Okay and like after that part like like, I'm like the scary over and watch you guys like, okay. Like nothing else can happen I even like watch monster lake sneak up on them and whatever. It's funny be Al if I had to go like. I posted the video yet and I. I'm not sure if you're in that session I think it was with. Can. Chart with your ex QC. Yeah. It might have been I think was a different round but. Like the the ghost was like in the kitchen only respond to people who are alone and we like narrowed it down to what it is probably GonNa be and like we needed to the show itself. because. Oh, there was an like a hidden of or optional. Stop a hunt with a crucifix. Like well we gotTA. Yeah for ten bucks. Like we got a pissed off so that we can use this crucifix stopped the attack whatever. But like the only way we're going to do that is still like pissed off by themselves and we got and they're like we kept trying it wouldn't work what we're going to go super far away. So they're like fruit for the content. You get a sit here alone in the dark in the kitchen own crucifix just yelling the Ghost name over and over and over again until it hunt you. And we're going to be like upstairs I was like you guys don't have to go that far. Is Super Unnecessary, but they're like, no I don't worry about it. And that was spooky to me because I'm sitting there looking around I can't hear them anymore. We're not using walkie talkies. So I know that they can't hear me I can't hear them. I'm alone like it's like whispering in my my head or whatever, and I know some going to happen lights start flickering like that's like I'm getting like goosebumps someone. I don't like this. That's when like. It gets that porn moment. Yeah when I feel like I'm alone that's WH-. I'm surprised. You haven't tried to play a little bit blue. My mind works I gave up Your mic wasn't working. He didn't want to execute you like me. To, like I think. I like this into my gaming pc and I literally used this as hey. To either I just use my old Mike and just. I don't know I. Don't know I. I tried everything I can get into A. Pain in the ass but like we got I got mine to work. It doesn't sound great but it works. Quite selling EXC-. A Ho. That's what it was. I was players like headset. No. Then was just too annoying to Janki Janki. Is that thing was like there's no way I'll peak is all the way over there. And then they just. Can't do win sharp was like fixture Mike like what are you talking about and I watched that clip I was. Dying. It was hilarious as has. 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Then there's also a new co op mode which have like new spooky missions that are like based off of. Like legends and Spooky Stories About Sam Ryan stuff from Japanese war. Of. Your. Yeah Oh. Yeah. And also comes in new game plus. Oh eight then I might blaming it. Yeah. I might wait for PS five thirty. Till replant. But anyway. Yeah. Are they are they are they is it replayed a battle over the word I'm looking for is like I play on the PS five like if I put the PS four disc into the PS five. That works but I'm pretty sure most everything's backwards compatible but I didn't get a disc thing my fault I got all digital. I assume it might story I. I. I got digital. Those the one game. They didn't send me something on. That I wanted them semi someone. Casale. Like send me stuff and it's super necessary. It's over the top on one. I would've taken. Anything goes to Shema Gimme that. But they didn't, but they didn't. So, but like they did it with. SECO-. Why got like the statue over there they gave me. Oni Mask. You got something. That's when they sent me. That was like dad like zero horizon till dawn right or whatever, whatever they didn't. It didn't do with ironically I think that game. Is what cut off my relationship with Sony. because. Because they're like, hey, we have like an overly. Or No? No No. I think shadow of Colossus. Like they did the remastered shadow of Colossus. Yeah. In the emailed me like, Hey, we have like an early copy you can do here's a code. Like, it's embargoed until this day. We appreciate it like if you make content if you do just like tags her follow this whatever. And as I yes sure. Like maybe I'll get around to it whatever. But apparently like they're like, oh you you're taking the code like we expect you to make something on this. And it's just to code to like it's nothing like when I do other. Like there's other stuff to the loaded save here. So you're halfway into the game and have all these lockable 's and. I still to this day I don't even think I redeemed the code I'm not sure maybe I did I didn't think I'd Donald it maybe I'll get to it I never did. I was like I'm not gonNA make a video on this. But. Then I never heard. Whenever that came out like two years ago two and a half three I don't know. And then since then like I never got contacted again about any games reach out nothing. So I don't know. Sense that they're. Upset about that. But yeah, it was like you before that I was always contact about it like I had to contact at Sony and then just. About shallow classes pretty dope from what I've heard. But yeah, I was it worth it Mr Fruit. Like gently, what are we cost you guys nothing. It wasn't like we're going to give you these royalties and all this. Clauses. We'll send you all this stuff. Or game miss a deadline. And there was no contractual obligations that it was literally just like here's a free code people do that all the time and I was like, yeah, I'll get can I just didn't get to it And then the never talk to me again. So I don't know. You disrespected them. Obser- sorry Sony. Forgive me. ME PS FIBER Roy. Thanks for. percent. That's. Why I know a lot of people are getting the xbox early. Well. Yeah. But I mean. Are you an xbox brand ambassador. The Me live green whatever always. Go for the act ex yeah. Place the game. It's xbox. I bleed green chiefs, man whatever the last time you turn on your xbox. As a good question. I'm trying to think what? I know I, think it was. When I had to play the division to. Still. Saw I, ever members. Said about that. Do Sponsor Vase on division to which that's not what I was upset about like I was excited for the game. But because of like a deal they had or something with Microsoft everyone. Doing continent had. Played on xbox. I, mean they sent me like a brand new. Special Edition xbox one. Or whatever I can't make. Heads or tails of what they are. Yeah. whichever. One of the newest ones was for it as that's cool I, guess because you don't play it like. All right. And to be fair though. They did send the pro. Controller. This for everything. Yeah. This was like this is nice and that's why. The analog thing on it a little weird saucer thing. The the one I interchanged with it. Yeah it. No. Yeah. So like that little saucer satellite dish this thing. Yeah Yeah I mean I put it on. You can change it. I just feel like like I feel like the like this is still just does a better like I. Don't know why. Look like this one was just easier for me. But I distinctly remember I think in one of the the division, two videos being like Joe. Like they're not paying me say this this like the probe Android I was actually sick like if you have the money spent on I would do it. Because I would like if I need a controller for anything pc I, play this in. If I can play with this is my Go-to, you should be enjoyed, but the thing is sick. But then we were playing ahead to play the division for like a couple episodes and the problem too as they expected you like first episode was reasonable if you're showing content within the first few hours of the game, but then the second video needed to be like after a certain point and you had to be so far to the game. And I was like. I don't want to invest in s like I want to play division too but I want to. PC. We were also kind of play on. That so you. So the problem was all this progress I was doing me lost because I'm I'm gonNA play pc like I'm not sticking xbox. That's the reason I was so upset. Because I liked the game I wanted to grind it, but it was like. Instead of being able to grand on PC right now, my friends. Doing xbox, which isn't going to transfer. I was so excited to because rob was doing with us and then like after the first day. He was like I'm going to take a break. And then he'd never came back and then he never came back the next day and then we're building that homework again he's double come back is a con We almost had him visit to was cool for a little bit and then. I. Don't know just wasn't again. It was talk one. Prompt for me. It was like already played like twenty hours this. Replay, the same twenty hours I just did. And I don't really WANNA do that. kind of like. The functioning and that also might have it too because I you. Obviously, it must have just been one of those games where when we're grinding, we were just like zombies and. I think he's streamed one of them. So yeah, we'll do that again and then like. Hey like Raba you on graphic detail be honestly. Like I pointed to visit. Came around the same time as the Division Two the division to say I was not eighteen maybe. Everywhere February. Seven twenty nineteen came out like a year and a half ago. So, fresh enough that maybe. Nothing came out then. Probably know if she. Had like the opposite problem with various whereas the main game was tight, but then they had like. Like the like this game's really ramping up and then like Oh, there's nothing. I just missed A. But whatever that one mode was called. Dude yet, the Bible Revival forward like survival revived one sick dude. A LIKE I'm looking to see if that's Time. US. Last time I played xbox. Reassure. Yeah. It's gotta be somewhere around. It'll show me I've been online more recently, but that's because of. Logging. For Window like see thieves whatever they like master chief collection. Does that count? And I want to say that was the last time. But point being frigging. GAFFED GOSSIP SUSHILA. LEGENDS WHATEVER BOMB OURSELF Whenever. I would buy saw console. Sorry I'm. Not. GonNa get a PS four with we don't need to what is your brother using it right when he was he probably I'm sure he is. Probably as Netflix device, you know you got carney it be like, give me that thing. Like ten years ago, I was like leaving my parents house and he goes does mean you're taking the playstation. Oh and I was like. giving. I'm like. I had like switch in my hands my two PC's. I'll be taking that. Yemen. Dude being like a good brother whatever overrated. Speaking about rated here's something that's not overrated. Stephen Smash. Home. God yet now once I don't even want to get onto play because. I'm scared. This stuff I've seen is hilarious. Is a way to put it. Yeah. This is an interesting. Guy Steve is standing on the edge of like he's edge guarding, and then he puts down the lava. The lava still goes on the like the over side of the edge select you have to go around the lava or else you get just spiked down by again it's. Dumb I mean the easiest one I've seen is where he just you just places blocks. Like you'll be going up place blocking. nope. nope. Block edge guarding just looks ridiculously like how do you mess setup I? It almost looks like if anyone has a pretty. Traditional. Way To get back on stage. They're they're done. Like if you have to come up or at an angle, maybe an angle but if the stage and have to come up that like that's I, don't know how you get out of it. And then N Tangent with the block being ridiculous guard spike heavies his spike is. Easy to hit to it comes out really early frames and then it's just like it. It's. Like, that thing. So you've played with them blue and Christian no having only. So just looking at. Frame data. Kind. Of. Scary Looking at like clips and stuff like this is well, I see where he like puts up long kind of on the edge and then just grabs them, and then just does like the side grab and it literally just hits the bottom just volleys bikes him out. Yeah. The soap. That and like you can get on a mine cart jump off people fall on it they can't get out in the fall off the map. And then beyond like pulling all the stuff like TNT got the lava again, his ridiculous spike. Like what am I crazy the clips right ha ha. That's funny except for me on my imagine I'm beats depressing the not Steve Player I'm pissed this is not fun. See. You don't see that as like the Steve Player Ucla, at always as the other person getting clicked and I'm like I feel like that is garbage. Like I'd be pissed. That's what it looks like. It's like next level I? Don't know maybe we'll find a way to like. I don't know maybe there's some counterplay but right now, it really doesn't look like if he gets you off the early but like just his edge guarding alone seems. Obnoxious like I haven't seen clips of like is neutral. Or like his ground game really like. But I just know. If you're if you're off that edge. Apparently. It's just pray. If you're a pro, you got to be thinking about picking them up like in your. Like Pool. Right. Like powders them with with with every character is pretty early on you could be like is probably GonNa be trash is probably pretty good. I think right now. And I like. Usually what happens is if it's not worth it people and there's not really a whole lot to invest not gonNA play his character with Steve for sure people are looking at like. All right. This character clearly got some sauce going on locally do with this data diamond soared. To nuts. There's a lot going on. So that the thing I'm wondering is like it's Kinda like inkling. To where like for instance, Steven Place box and pretty sure you have to like mine or whatever. Right. So kind of like in clean or you know like cloud trying to get his charge. When one your opponent can make it so that you don't have time to do that. And then if you don't have time to do that and then they're off stage, you have to make a decision. Do I normally edge guard or do I collect resources to then maybe. Have Cheese next time or something, but ideally, there's a trade off. And we haven't seen like the clips I've seen like I haven't played them just the clips you don't see all that. And that could definitely be a way that people abuse it. is like would not so much abuse it that's just counterplay like don't give Steve Time to mine I don't know how it works Blake Mind for whatever is looking for a mind enough or. Whatever it is. I'm assuming that's part of it. We gotTA DO VIDEO. It's been a while since we've done a smash video. Yeah I don't because they're always a lot of work and then they just. Tank maybe. It'll be a little bit might as a Banger Dude God like this is such good video. Do we have fun and put it up? We might. Maybe. Nowadays it'll, be. Different. I don't know kind of Nice. Absence. Creed video. Finds a way to set a new Loewe. Oh my click it. All these other ones do like even just minimum an assassin goes up and we go. What happens? Well, it is assassin's creed lake. I guess. I mean I'm not I mean I don't think clearly excited for an assassin's creed to like maybe but it's the it's my content around the Game Rob Command. That's very her feelings, but that's not true. You know I don't think that way. I'm just looking for an excuse. You know I'm looking for an excuse. So you're dot pointing into your direction. So it's not about you. It's about the game when I point at you. There three fingers pointing back at me. Now there's five. Do that. deja-vu. Anyway. Had We get the OH. Yeah. Stephen. Smash. Yeah. I'd be interested to see. I. Mean. It's ironic. I bought the fire pass but I think I've yet to. Log on since any of them have been released but I'm so. Sick is it just to sense that have been released or three? I want to. Know. and. Oh. I totally like forget that that. was just. Like. She. Did on minutes been in the game like nanometer. Like. Maybe I'll do the. Math for me like I said it hasn't brought me back who was before midnight and again bio three. A sleeper, I did do a video i. think that was the last time I played smash and whenever that was. Like, get on yeah. I'll place among games and I realized like. I hate this game. Is because it is the connection or just because you don well one online I wish it had better connection. And then to it's like. I'm at like one hundred. I'm only ten thousand. He doesn't go that. Well Mike Ten Thousand ranking. Why am I playing the sweatiest McGee's like these? It's. Like, but it's because K LEO coming at you. Yes. Because at this point, the lifestyle cycle like the. Longer you wait to play or the long you play into the life cycle the worse it's going to get, and by the worse the harder it's going to be the sweatier it's going to be, and at this point I doubt there's any Joe Shmoe, who's like I'm going to queue up. In ranked one V once with these. Game Settings. Now they're all in free for all and wacky settings, which is fine. It's just not I just don't want to do that but then I get on I realized wait I'm trash negative sad and I turn it off. I'm sorry you get sad. or it'll be like, okay like I'll just go into a win own nine, all my God, some point I stop and I finally get a win. Okay. I just got On. One. More when next Mike one in fifteen my whole days guy a whole night mike this is everything's were all the world he maybe two minutes of footage and not. Congratulations, Mr for on your tsn boys at worlds. I don't think we've talked about that congratulations T. s up. So Congratulations Mr. They. Baby. Seemed to do it every year. We we find a way to one up ourselves every time. The Brag. How did you see that happening at all? We ask them league stands in here. It's game like. So only time I watch league we had a good chance of getting out of this group when the best chances feel like. So often. The themes like two, thousand, sixteen or something like. Did you have like Europe's third team or like your second seed fanatic. China's third. No Koreans third seed. Again gingy and then China's fourth seed. L.. D.. Okay and we're we're the first seat in this group by the way North American number one he to your on strike. In the L. K.. Yeah. Probably around the. Six Probably Honestly. If I had if we throw them in there, maybe that's being generous. I don't know. Who really knows your thirty s in the L. C. K.? What were they place in the summer split? It's hard to say because like. Maybe initially either tsn we get stomped or tsn would do well but then the Koreans it's Their Meta or whatever yeah it's very similar to like an fell. Like people are like the bills are Owen ten. How are the Patriots would have struggling while it's because you're divisional rivals you guys play each other twice a year every single year like you know each other differently in the match up more than like other teams. Would kind of be like that like in America, for instance like. Dignatories. Anything routine anymore. ECHO comeback maybe they didn't Echo Fox's in the team anymore. Forget. Why can't I? I'm trying to think one of the bottom tier teams. Suck. Seal Gee. That's like. Gee gave tm run for their money or maybe took a game off them. It'd be a little bit different because CNN knows the more intimately than if you went to you know a international tournament where they've never played before and you only have a couple of odds or whatever. Yeah. It's different that way. So yeah, realistically I don't know where I would place them. But point is they came into this looking pretty good as far as number two seeds. Europe's to seat is probably what you were shooting for. The most is the only other options where America's number to see what you can't. In the previous world final right. G TO G to. The finals. And Two Thousand Nineteen Okay. So Europe's number two seed fanatic. There's an as number to see, but you can't have the same region in the groups. So that's not impossible. So you either Europe's number two seed China's number two Korea's number two seed. So likely you know out of those, which one would you probably going to take you. You've like you would think you use number two seed of those would the weakest. In theory. Yep then number three seed. Out of all the ones you can get, you can only get in a you can no longer get e you. So it's between China and Korea. China's considered more dominant see right now really. Yeah. They have for the past few years actually. So. You'd probably want Korea. which. Means you would get the lowest Chinese team so like this is it Is. It's GONNA get Dream Draw Yeah this is probably as. Of the groups that were out there like the might have been a couple variations that would have made it easier. But for the most probably this is one where it's like there's no excuses you have a shot. Did that worry number one see? I honestly at this point I, just come in with so little investment. Because ever since the two thousand, sixteen world's whatever I was super invested heartbroken on like I'm never investing myself. Like this. Yeah thinking that tsn would be there and it wasn't but that was the ones in America. I mean I went to semi finals and finals. There are still great series great games wished he assembles there but they weren't. But. That was the year for the first time before then they'd always had like the group of death. But like this year I think it was like the group of life whereas like. Right, and at that time, even like internationally, teams were like Tim's looking really good like NHTSA Tsm. Like, we're like animal actually putting them like Whoa, tsm young like seeing Korean people were hiding. We've been playing scrimmaging. They've been dominating. US. Whatever it was like Tsm's most dominant split or whatever, and they look the strongest like it's or as I guess it's west. got a chance. Let's go in. and. We go three and three in the group. which leads to tiebreaker. We have to win the tiebreaker we make were added groups. and. Then we lose. In high was. Sosa. Play. Our Angie. And A. Chinese team with a EUM, went on. And I can't remember exactly. But like there were so many ways we could have advanced. And then we manage we messed it up to a tiebreaker. And then okay. But like all right will win the tiebreaker and then we don't. and. It's like the story of in A. We either get pooped on or we go three and three the tiebreaker every year. And this year t sounds like you know what? Hey, this is our year we're going to go. When six didn't win a single CAM? The first time league history that number one seed has not won a game. and. You play it Dan Lewis like what days where your games like it's Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday, right are games. So between those you play your group opponents wants. So they would play three out of the four days. And then the weekend. Yeah, and then the next weekend. It's like a marathon group has their own day, and during that day you play all three, the the other three games. And Yeah. It was. So blow up the roster again or what? What. Has to change something. There is something stat like something it might have been that organization is wrong and can't get it done like what is it might have been the twenty seventeen months I'm trying to think which one that was, but that was the problem after that one. That's what they did. They disbanded it like the players at such good charisma. There was so much fun to watch. They disbanded it, and then what do you know for the first time? Ever Tsn doesn't make worlds in two thousand eighteen. And then for the second time, ever Tsn doesn't make world's twenty nineteen. This year would just like we made it back. Thank God. It was a miracle run by the win double initial sick. Story Short. I'm sure half the people don't care what I'm talking about nobis investing all these sports but I am so long story short. In world's world's was depressing WHO's winning world, Sater's Gimme. You're giving your world a prediction who's winning world this year. That's a tough one Samsung White. No they're not even. I might say tes or damn one. was about the Korean Chinese number one teams. TES might pull. No Western no you in the G two and fanatic are in there, and the best possibility again is g to g two has been the one exception when it comes to. Western. Teams I mean they made finals. Two years in a row. And there's a reason this world's like the two dominant regions get a fourth seed Europe and China got the seats Korean Cranston get one. Is They haven't made world's in. Three years whatever? China Europe Europe that's funny. So now when they're like go go west, it's. go west excluding like excluding a like we're us like we're fine. We don't need you guys you as host down screw. And it's true. Though that's of my sports. We go ahead and it's corner but we're ruined for G to in this in this house. Would like to see I, mean at this point, there's no innate teams none of them made it through. So ask our their. Team liquid went through in three, which is respectable. Like I'm not in fact like no one really thought they'd get out of it whatever three three unfortunately didn't force a tiebreaker so they'd. Tiebreaker. and. Then fly quest. Actually surprised a lot of people. And I think they went to and four are they three seat in or to number two but they had like the group they had people just wrote him off meeting like there's no point. They had the number one China seed and I think the number two Korean seat whatever it was like number, but it was essentially like. Like these to use it against getting out. Yeah, and like the others like you know have fun. and. I think cyclist by three and three almost like they took games. Where they should have, and if they'd actually not one lost a game too I think Unicorns a love. Actually could have done a tiebreaker which is like nuts. Did you watch all the Games at two? Am No I wake up and then catch up. Are you. GonNa. Watch the finals at two. Robert. I tried one and then like an hour. I'll like wake up next morning than just watch the body of the beginning but. I just thought I should bring that up because I thought it would be funny to. Mainly depressing. 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Way, more thriller though for Sure Yeah I don't think was like horror but like. To me are kind of Cliche and dumb and stupid dealers are interesting to me. Yeah. There's more to it. Like hack and slash I don't even. I. Don't even find those scary hack and slash I. Find Him Gross. If I'm watching saw, there's a bunch of blood and bones breaking. I'm not like Oh that's scary. I'm just like you like get out of. The few ones I guess I've seen I like bright burn. Bright. Burn. All Thou. It was like the evil take on like if like superman came but like he wasn't good. I I've heard that's really good I like that one. To, watch that one if you. What you believe any recommendations I will always recommend psychological horror movies. So if you haven't watched Bob. You Should Watch Papa. Is that the rabbit movie. Like. We're the the scary rabbit looking thing. I don't know maybe I'm thinking of. Watched I, WanNa while you Companies Go. psycological. Favorites. Yeah. If I'M GONNA watch from that sent Baba do quizzes it twenty fourteen. B. A. B.. A. D.. Okay. Or like like hereditary that's. Don. Do this looks maybe sitting in I'll watch this ninety eight percent on rotten tomato. Wow. Aside from that cleaner about to watch the. It's like the haunting of Hill House anthology new. Sydney was I watched in the background Sydney was super into it I thought it was I thought it was actually pretty for. Me Having, been the background while she watches doing my own thing it seemed pretty decent. said, this one isn't quite as scary. But Stills intriguing thing. Makes you think a lot. There are moments where I got. This is dumb, but then I'D BE A. Like. Before this is stupid. Yeah. Oh it really that's kind of, and then you're like Oh wait that was no kidding. Oh, I said. Yes. You just like put it on if you on the background I will like. Not that I wanNA watch it but like I know that you want to watch. if there's nothing else on that list, we can move to a pitcher on questions if you like. I will say rumors about Maguire and Garfield I'm GonNa Spiderman, three? I think people are like over blowing it will be like A. Two minute seems too good to be true. Yeah. It's GonNa be I think people are expected it to be like. Toby. Come help me out here. Man I need some help, but in reality to be. Like world like are you telling you like? I'm fireman no you're spy. Fireman go the point. Sounds really good to me. That's the me and then they're gonNA go back into the war poll I. Don't think it's going to be some fucking epic still be cool though. I still have a fan boy moment. Yeah I think people are expecting like, IRA, spiders. Level and I don't think that's what we're going to get I. Think we're going to. Go. I think we're I think we're probably GONNA like Oh. Yeah. We'll. We'll guide. Just because with doctor strange being in a doctor strange having the whole going on I'm excited asked just a moment. It can even be as small as like he opens up a thing and it's like you see toby Maguire and they're like, Hey, what are you guys doing and it was? Whoa like a net, but I think people are super over blowing it in think it's going to be this whole. Action Motion Picture and they're sharing the screen and this is Maguire's like come back and I don't know it's Everyone always like gives them crap. But one, I really liked Andrew Garfield the sperm I'll say this I liked them as spiderman but once I saw Tom Hawn that Spiderman. However I still think Andrew Garfield. Good. I thought Toby Maguire's good. Tobey Maguire especially because. It was he like took it and it was one of the first superhero movies that wasn't like just. Talk. Yeah actually serious until the third one. Still. But like still that. Doesn't make one into bad like two and one of the first superhero movies that like. It wasn't like Bat Nipples or. Like all the super. Super. cheesy. Poorly done superman movies. Like that in like X. Men around that time, we're like it was like a superhero movies like X. men back then have as kind of weird because they were. Back then yeah they have but. Still my favorite spiderman stolen my favorite superhero movies in general out there is good. Is Probably like iron man? I. Would say in like the latest ventures and stuff I would definitely put it in there in quick question since the topic superhero movies. What? Is Everyone's favorite MC movie. I'm very curious on this because I always get really different answers. Or give me like a like a general roughly three that you're like, okay the night the best MC movies I mean I always find myself going back to Ironman one like I if I'm I like a top three like iron one is in there and probably I saw this movie like. Maybe, eight times in the theater because I thought, it was so funny and good guardians one like guardians one when that 'cause I remember when that trailer came out I was like there I thought when I saw that trailer. I was like this is where marvel like jumps the shark like they're gonNa try introduce these characters that no one gives a shit about and it's going to be stupid and I like turned i. I think I ended up seeing it cause my GRANDPA had a heart attack or something and everybody was sad and we're like, let's all go see a movie and They're like, what are you wanted to see in? My Dad was like let's go see the new Guardians I was like. That Great Nago? Watch a shitty movie and it was dope like that was such a good movie. Three want to know something crazy I still haven't seen the first captain America. Go One actually. I haven't seen it. It was it was it was like one of the I mean all the first. Wave Marvel movies were little hit or Miss I. Don't think I've seen I. Think I've seen. This is the first store and I haven't seen the second thor I. Miss Me. Trash here. Like. I haven't seen ironman three where or two I think isn't whichever one has the wrestler guy in it. Okay. So I haven't seen three maybe I've seen two then to was like the whippy which. Is there is there for Ironman just three three three okay. Although some people count civil wars like. Half. Cap. America half Ironman four civil wars six. Oh. I guess I guess it would be spiderman would probably be three but then infinitive ore to on no. But then I had to throw avengers in at the end when everybody goes into poof spoiler because like I remember that first half. Way. I don't feel. Like they're not doing this and I walked out of the like they're gonNA make us wait a year for that. Yeah and I always like I always want movies. It'd be like I. Wish there were darker tones like everybody at the movie dies and it sat at the end and then when Kinda happens in a movie I'm like like. Yeah like Way Yeah. I. Was like you wonder why they don't do that is because those movies and shows don't sell. Because as soon as people hear about that like they don't want. Walking, dead? Yeah they don't want that. As much as I would like movies to circumvent expectations or do like cool twists. Idea that just means they're shooting themselves in the foot and they're alienating a lot of people stop watching dead after the Egan. That's why I think. That's why most people stop watching. It's like darker tone is tight but when you kill off. What people enjoyed about the show it's like well why there's a lot of care about so much to connect to anymore well I think we talked about it a little bit like that peak was so high. That like it was just at that point like it just couldn't help but go down at that point. And never recovered. So those would be my top three. We'll by Ukrainian. I could pick a favorite out of those though. I wrote will list of so my. Guess we'll try narrow down. Like. What's going first? IRONMAN. Robbie's reasons I remember going to that and be link what. Like that was sick as a lot more than I expected and obviously pretty much kicked off the marvel cinematic universe. If that movie, I've done shitty. No prominent. And then I mean obviously they whoever cast Robert Downey junior like. I hope you're set for the rest of your life. Should be thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I agree with Rob Guardians of the galaxy. I knew literally nothing about them. Never heard of him. As this is bizarre. There's a tree, there's a green girl. I know there's Chris Pratt a raccoon. There's like a rock do neurotic what the fudge this but whatever we'll go and it was amazing as well as witness the the soundtrack of that movie to is the helps like the whole music is like its own character to about it but the galaxy. Like Ragnarok and stuff like. What I would say is what MCI is able to do so well, marvel is like. Iraq. About Raga Rock they're able to make be serious movies and We've an humor without you being like getting taken out or be like this is too much. I gardens galaxy one. It was like. Super lighthearted but also hearted. But it never felt like it was stepping on its own team to seriously we're going to far. Yeah. civil war for obvious reasons. One, that was one of the first times we got to see especially some of the new characters, all commanders, the cool like airport battle. then. You saw the fall through. I get that one. That's your favorite. Not just saying that he's like at the table and he's I. Get that joke. That movie. I. Think it is no I think that was. The first avengers. Whatever? I WANNA say. He was an. Infinity Ward before in game. Or. Maybe it was infinity I'm I don't remember yeah what. Doctor Strange. My aunts would be one of my favorites. Super. Their idea, their idea they can do with. Dr. Sharon's are. So if I was a director, that's the universe I would want a direct is doctor strange. I think they did a lot of stuff stuff with it and to stoop. and. It was. In my opinion, a good showing of what they've learned. And for that to be the introductory movie for that character, felt like it came a long way from some of the first movies. We saw where they I introduced you know thor and Captain America. Hulk, which has his whole weird thing. I don't I don't even know licensing. and. Then really Wayne for a movie no I mean at this point though, yeah. No, we'll throw rag neurons kind of felt like part of that. Which is next on my list Thor Ragnarok. Great. Just fantastic. Absolutely, I totally forgot about that would be started to finish. There was like a book from cover to. Cover take. And then end game however Asterik only the last half. Because the first half of in game is necessary but in additional viewings, I just WANNA get posted. Stage well, no, it's really slow and I mean. It all the time I watched it all like. That's the way it's supposed to play out and it makes sense and they want you to understand the reality of the situation but you shokhin it see how the world is like you know like taking it to heart apart was good. It's just when we actually get. To the actual. Okay. This is the plan. Let's do it. I. Would Pass the time part essentially just when they start fighting. From then on in game is probably. Like the First Fifteen fifteen, twenty s you're like, this is good and then you get to the time part it's like. When it's the when Iran and Catherine America walking towards Santos. That's where. Yet it it was like nothing will live up to the first time you're in the theaters. And captain. America. Wheeled in the Hammerton. Like I've never seen a theater crazy like them like electric. A sick moment, and but like seeing all the people portal in and then finally it just felt like this like. Relief like payoff. You know this is what we've been waiting for for ten years all these people coming together. Do. CAN IT OUT SICK? So actually I don't have a favorite. IF I had to pick probably RAGNAROK. Is I. Feel like that one I don't have to pick and choose like the. Bank hallway. ABELA. my. Favorite. Part of the MC you is just these really stupid space opera letting that's marble does best. So. Guardians to. Is Way better than one for me personally zero. Way. Better I felt guardians one age a little weird especially the second half of Guardians One. But Guardians to start. To. Finish. As Tier and then obviously RAGNAROK REGNA is probably my favorite overall Regular Ragnar is problem a favorite overall just start to finish like fruit said just feels like one contained chapter and so much happens characters grow so good. Yeah, I probably put Thor Ragnarok one in infinity were to, and then guardians. One three might my third favourite is actually winter soldier. When our soldiers get slugger soldier is one of my favorites because it's For for M., c. you is it's another one that's out there purely because it's not just a good superhero movie, but it's a good like. SPY THRILLER IT'S TIGHT One of the ones I didn't see for a while. Just never went to see and as I you know I've never actually watched Cap American I wash I wife and I seen this earlier this actually sick. There there's one thing I do hate about. Marvel movies and that marvel movies has kinda popularized I've really hate the wait till the trailer credits are over and see the after credits trailer just giving you. Know just Gimme like a little before urge like it. Why? Why are you making me wait through I'm over it like there's no. Feeling like, is it over like what what's next? You know I'm over it just give it to me is now they do this thing where they show a little bit of the credits and then they show a thing and then they show you more credit game have like twelve year over its back. We'd so way is the movie or these even the credit it's like well now we have to stay right and it's like I I've been sitting here I got. A swamp ass arrived from this leather seat. But you know now I don't have. Anything anymore. You movie. Theaters. Well. Yeah. Movie theaters more specific. I WANNA back. Dude. I want you back which granted i. mean some of them are. Like. The My hero movie. Do that was the last movie I saw on theaters I saw it with him. That was a dope. com Tardelli alley goosebumps towards the end when they had that fight do. Diamond. PAYCHECK questions. Before we before we head off patron questions I'm not GonNa do, my Bungee, corner. I am. GonNa, know. and today's swab they always talking about. How next year and he's GonNa play, it looks pretty tight. This is going to surprise both you. Deed, these leaving Bungee. PODCAST are James. So he he's an awesome Guy Man I. I'm sure whatever He's about by I'm sure he's doing something or has something in the works and I'm sure whatever he's planning on doing or does he's GonNa kill it? He's a he's a really Nice Guy A. Dime. Back. I mean, he was like one of like A. Really Nice guys made sure us. Yeah, always made sure we had what we needed stuff usually. Always made me feel comfortable. He was the first one to reach out invited me to my first event. We always had good conversations. Nice Guy. Good nicely. I might as well be that you know like. On Skid. Toyota fan he's been there for a while to. What ten years was it ten or nine almost ten? I think. Nine years. For. Him. Off to bigger and better things. I mean nothing's bigger than the on my of all time that. I mean like. He's a big. You GotTa be nice though I get what you're trying to do. Just being a nice guy. Like this how can we say like there are brighter things than leaving destiny to career killer late? What are you doing? Yeah, I might as well. Sharks nearly killed your channel like you know what I mean like. He might as we'll go and work on checker. Oh, come on. All right we're GONNA start with a question from all that jazz also, if you want to write in questions to the patron of discord showing the. Patriot. All. That jazz four with says been your favorite thing about doing the podcast so far? I think just getting the talk to my friends. Honestly as really fun and that's why I wanted to do the podcast like. When I started doing podcasts on I mean honestly like I was I just was in a break up and I was alone and it was a way for me to kind of. Be. Honest with not only my friends but also the audience that we've built up over the years so. That's my favorite thing is getting the talk to my friends every week about budget stupid shit. Hey all my tenants are very important. What are you talking about right Diverse. Tangent and you talked about today. Started off Madrid and then it. I never guy to it was about me becoming President Okay and then we got into Jin. Danger about airplanes. And before I finish that about Marcus Aurelius. I got into another tangent about the song and inception, and then we rewind it. You're right. I. Forgot about the song inception part. Do what's your favorite part? Nice. Talking Pretty Cool. So i. mean the reason we started the podcast was you talk about stuff that we? Didn't use to talk about when we were just played games and it's really nice to just have conversation with friends. and. Then get people's perspectives on things that you wouldn't have gotten normally like a normal conversation Mike. How how would I've ever found out that? You have a crippling fear of Jabu just normally bowling. Or say, it's terrifying crippling phobia that honestly dictates my life. In my life for ten years now apparently. Well that is. Something is considered disruptive or whatever when you have to change your usual behavior because of it. So. I'm still gonNA do like weird stuff that I wouldn't do that universe are this universe. which criminal favorite thing. Kind of the same name one hits different since when we weren't able to do in person. android that a little bit more for sure. but I blew sad especially since we haven't had like Dream Team for a while now. Because destiny was like we can. We can't do this anymore. So, it's a good way to like I mean. Essentially. A lot of these podcasts are what dreams would have been. It's just there's not destiny gameplay Brent. Better. So we don't get the extra twenty, thousand views that it may have gotten. More but you know it's it's. Whatever Borden, your regularly program podcast listening for this short at break support for this podcast comes from state farm with surprisingly great rates. 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The way describe it is like the Polish from one versus the other it's like you go into a game. You're going to like any like random shitty like movie adaptation, Third Person Shooter and you're like, wow, this feels. Funky and terrible and then you go to like years of war third person shooting and you're like, wow, this is so tight. Feel. So like one is wheat bread one is bread yet. Well, here's a good metaphor ones. One is one is panara bread. You know. Okay Gopher. We you know I I, go to you. Might Rob. Show you know here your ingredients breakfast. That's a lot of ingredients you just yeah like you're gonNA. Make make a course and then I'm GonNa go Gordon. Ramsay. Ingredients okay. I'M GONNA lose and I might make the same thing like you like you make scrambled eggs with hashbrowns. Gordon, Ramsay do the same thing. and. You know which one's GonNa come out better. Gordon. Gordon Ramsay. You both made scrambled eggs and Hash browns or whatever. Might has love in it in his dozen. I'm not saying it doesn't, and like I'm not saying like I'm not trying to like. We'll falk at the guys for. The other ones just way more polished in like fault might get there but they like came out around the same time. And when you play him both, it's night and day. Saves. Way More behind. And might get there who knows. But right now predecessors definitely though like you like Cook Potato. What am I going to do I'm GonNa Bother potato arms going to put it in the microwave and Gordon just GonNa make a Beautiful Hash Brown spread. Gorgeous Predecessor is the Hash browns spread. We'll go to Saint Jimothy here. says. What is your favorite spooky? Story? Pick. We did this. Because I don't really have anyone aside from the. Yeah. My backyard encounter. The Pete really quick. yeah Christian. We'd goes talked to him when his backyard I don't I haven't had anything really spooky happened to me in a long time. So I don't know. I think we have our spooky stories on another podcast. Do. You have anything blue that you can think of that's new or. have. Remember one right now like specifically like actually me out. That Fatima, Phobia, Games can terrify now. So probably that recently. slots five says favorite spooky season candy like candy corn, for example Dude I stay I love candy. Cool for you. Good. You're good. Man could free. I don't either I'll love candy crying I'm GonNa, go pick some up. Now I think about it. I love me some candy corn, all of love to look at her rummaging around back there. But yeah. I don't know why people love. Don't like Candy Candy Corn I. Don't like Candy Corn The when it looks like the Pumpkin. Sometimes make them big it look like an actual Pumpkin, but it's so. Classic. I'm with you. If they make it into that Rolls Weird Pumpkin that you buy I hate that ship that. People would be like Avenue, Candy Corn and then I'd be like dude. Give this shit over here like Katie corn is. I don't know why people don't like it. It's just perfect. It's Creamy, but it's sweet. Yeah I'm Yeah I. Don't know why I don't take when I'm around people and I see slander that is on candy corn. Not. In this House, I can't Gordon. I. Don't like fucking Caramel or nuts in your fucking bowie. Or? Yes on sub. Read it while people like that doesn't leave any candy except chocolate all the Caney a candy candy. Like whoa skittles Sour Patch frigging. This free seen over the topic was like on. Candy bars. Trash. Okay. That's very well I mean as long as you come out and say. They're all so but the you know like candy corn. No No, there's something about it. I hate it like those and when people like those little like puff marshmallow things for eastern you know. No. Grass misbehave. Don't like us. But you're is I, always thought people like candy corn like Ironic. Yeah? No. I would eat it. If I had some right now I would be I would be snacking on it. I would too. I mean. We have different opinions He's candy do now Hong Get. Anymore Spooky Season Candy. Candy corn, for example, so I don't know if that means like. Leave anything for me. Yeah. I feel like around this time. 'cause you're not gonNA give out what you don't eat yourself. Just variety back. Go. The grocery store and usually just get a big old feeling sick. Are you are lights on or off at this year at the mill absolutely off. I'M GONNA. Put a bowl like my driveway. Want Shake the ball if you want just stay there stayed. Over there no the I s sees that is gone. Winner I mean go for it. You know it's there. But. I feel like they used to do it when I was younger I don't know if they still do it or they do any of the time but I feel like you're on Halloween, they would do the white chocolate receipts. That probably like. The only thing that seemed to change ran than that I liked. Okay punk here has questioned says, how much is your gaming setup worth? My Computers Twenty thousand. So. This will steep start. Don't need twenty thousand dollars computer. But he thinks I'd ex. It's Also, like if if they didn't give me that I would not have spent that much computer. I duNno monitors pretty old couple hundred. I mean the cameras that's when you and then the microphones. And then all the peripherals and the desk in the. Thirty thousand. If you had the camera, but that's kind of cheating. Because he is I need a by. Now you're using. Body. Lenses though. It's literally just crime. A what if we want to be really serious let's involve my tavern. And we also include the tavern of that's then I don't WanNa say. I think we've put it on a youtube video on it though they like. I said I'm going to try. To much I'll say. I just remember you've made the video message privately as like I think he made that Youtube video just you could claim your room on taxes like. This. Mainly just. Like. This was this was a good idea right was. I think So, you'd say, well over thirty, five thousand. Pouring, including my room yes. Okay not including the room. Okay. You could game in any room. Well, then you think got that PC. I've ever console fact I have a couple of concept for a while. Give me like twenty thirty seconds word. We got the podcast setup. And then all that that goes into the into the. Closet. I've other cameras. Other Mike's that have had I. don't know. I I'll say it's Around thirty. Just. Flex on them rant thirty to thirty five. I'd probably say that's probably right. Will obviously? But. I would say I'm maybe a little over ten thousand I mean I have two PC's The artifacts twenty, eighty when I bought. It was like two thousand. Now at this point, it's like five bucks of feels like you know. Seven I look at that and I'm just like, I, hate you. I'm. So. Yeah. Just like. I like, I saw like my streaming monitors are just like monitors I. Think are like eighty bucks like just six like that. Even like sixty hurt monitors I think they're like thirty hurt monitors that just. Are Good for watching. Youtube videos. Like my gaming, my gaming monitors the only one that is like expensive. ACIS whatever I guess they didn't say like peripherals. I haven't had to buy peripheral. Since I started just because occasionally people send me stuff and then I go cool I'm just GONNA use that. Rob Does have his fancy one. He paid for I recently I used to be like you and just like whatever raise literally yeah like literally like I'm using this keyboard as someone as soon as someone sends me new one approach switch this this this was like the first keyboard I bought in I know this is gonNa sound like just like your privilege but like the first Baden in years but just because I was like I want a keyboard that is just not like the. Logitech whatever one they just kind of sat me. I wanted one that I was like kind of passionate about. Whatever? The monitors nice not paid. But I got resume another one because the originally paid for it I. Love the Razor Defenders. A not sponsored but I did reach out and they hooked me up with more. Sponsored I actually not sponsored as well. I mean they sent it but like. The LOGITECH G providers I love good care to. I like this thing. This thing's great as but there is a missing button from when I threw it, but it still works. So we're really this is like the second mass I've used since I've. Made my channel. The first one was the first or I purchase myself. I approached I approached razor when he was like literally just like. Yeah. Would you mind sending me like I'm not sure. Yeah. I think we bought these around the same time and I still had like this is the one that I had. Just like. Is there it's not over complicated feels I've just I mean at this point, I've would've game let for like. Seven years. Whenever, I don't use a mouse like this someone. This is weird if I could change if it'd be stupid ass microphone, I hate this Goddamn thing. Oh you I would do it, but it would just destroy everybody's years. It's just whenever my scarlet box back there. I would cut it out but then we had to go back into the PODCAST and edited. It would be annoying just to show what it sounds like you're. Afterwards, I'll just show the stands afterwards was like I just needed I just need to be like not lazy and. My if you could just see myself wires everywhere and it, it works though. So like I'm the only one that's down here and has to see it. And if I'm okay with that then sure. So why? Thankfully, that's why I like use the claws at this time around one because. Water getting like tennis whatever or tonight us. Just having to listen like. An. All. Day every day. White noise. For six years I can't do especially with my last computer which was. Like oh That wasn't enough head to literally edit it out in every video from my audio. I couldn't work around. and. Then on top of that like I just. I. Dread the day I have to replace PC's really do because I. don't I don't know what? I didn't there and I don't think I can recreate it so. Like, honestly, when I think about I'm like, how's everything working right now I go I don't know. I spent like wicks today windows update here. Oh my God that right or like when like I'm recording like, why is it my game shown up brought with? It's not as simple as like Oh, it's muted. Oh, it's this. It's like it's like twelve different applications just here than the physical hardware on I don't know. What about you? What's your setup looking like? My PC's probably like two thousand. Gets About I I think that's average for a P. C. costs nowadays right for if you want a good piece, I, mean, if you want like a high end. Yes. Two thousand. But I mean mine's PC's to use all of this point. So all graphics. Grabs card ten, seventy, really old graphics card I would say ten seventies really old. By Shannon. It's very all. I. Didn't US but like. When the Titan out and I was rocking that forever and it's more powerful. But that was only like three. Yeah I. Think you're good for like another two three years. Unless you want artifacts which guess what I've had this graphics card forever and I still haven't been able to use it so. Share Mike Chatham is fruits probably I. Mean That's starring eighty dead investment is like six hundred dollars. With all the furloughs. Exam is like two hundred I still use my mixing for everything. Phones. That's what I got to do is just bite the to get a mix I am. My desk is probably the most expensive size, my pc I have the uplift. Oh Hey like a grand me to uplift we out here and then I just bought a secret labs share not too long ago Oh nice. So that was like. I think about my chair. Yeah. That's Monitors, how many do you have three or two monitors? Shitty old monitors. T monitors they're really old and they're not they. Don't crucify me I've been sixty here his gang for a longtime Toca. I laugh. either. I crime one, forty four. Now like I'd be able to get one forty four with my current Graphics Card Anyway I was just like when I I made that jump because I was sixty hertz rousing. There's no way like it's and then I was like. This is the future. Probably all in all like. To. Be. Probably all like five, thousand, four, thousand, five, hundred, ish I feel like that is about like what you would. For A PC set up a high end PC said I. Feel I can. Cost you. I mean like some of those programs like a regular game, it doesn't need like the Joe Rogan Mike set up like. Shire's they don't buy. Labs because I was legit starting to get back pain from how I had a terrible old chair. That was just off brand from like a flea market for long time. So that alone is like a thousand dollars that I would. I didn't actually need to have part of my setup so. If you didn't have all the extra The uplift is also extremely action to that was also for my back L.. I mean like realistically. High instead of being here for like three thousand. Between the desk and a not necessarily crazy chair. This question is for everybody for me If you could update any part of your setup, what would it be? Used to be monitored, blew my monitors my. Mind would be the stupid fucking scarlet. I. I. See a mix amp and I see buttons and wires, and it's so intimidate US I use a mixed use the scarlet see then it's I. I need both I guess. Okay. so as the mix amp is just for my headset. But Astronomic exam specifically. I don't really know. It makes him. Years It'd be mixing. Guess. It's just Nice 'cause i. 'cause you don't get like normally. You don't get enough gain just from plugging in your headset to your. PC quite honestly. So the Knicks and was like hey. You fucking. Dude. Mine wouldn't be a thing necessarily, but somebody to come in here. And figure out what I did how to replicate it, and then manage everything so that it's Orderly. That would be good about airconditioning broom why I mean I guess as part of my setup. Number One. That that is what you have. The thing like. Freezer I mean life I keep my closet door open this room becomes furnace. which is even worse because then I go in there and then in the Sahara and then I'm like, this can't be could but also I'm sweatman balls. If I keep us open, she doesn't make sense because central I got event right here. Like I got. AC's cranked to sixty six right now it's it's fall winter and I'm still like I'm sweating. site. Brian needs some you know what I'm saying. We'll go with Dr Dr Gut Punch PhD Doctor Who Is How I. Almost did have any of you ever been out the country if not, where would you like to go post? Rona. Columbia, I was like to. So. Avenue. Time. Only. Ever been to Mexico. Mexico. Italy. Okay. You you went to can't what word you go. All right, Cancun. Afghanistan Koon and. Such. Where did you go Tim rose? I mean, like I went to resorts I didn't like travel. Mexico. And then Rog wherever that is. That is but I don't I winter. No. Pressure, it's Also. After this okay. I'll just bring up real quick. Do you got? Some people were roasting us about that problem. Let's. Yes suck my balls. Actually I wanted to bring. Thank you for bringing that up rob. saw. So, simple. It's like toy dogs two miniature types of half times, voss gravity, but then. It's like a simple equation. Proud. When I learned that. Took eleven years ago. Yeah twelve maybe you think in, you know what? I've had to use it sense. Never. I used it for a quiz and that was it. Ever need and then you're probably like well, absolutely smarter That was probably your homework to your like your warning right now of course. But guess what in eleven years quiz you and you'll be like I don't know either. Yeah I thought they had to include gravity though, but then everyone's like rob grab constant and I was like but not in that question it was it didn't say that like. I was. Just like. I was like, wouldn't it stated in the question? I was like yeah, you're right. And then they're like. They thought they were overthinking it and they were under thinking it. Could. Undo your mom bro or I. Think what? Did your math homework wrong and make you do it the wrong way until you that's right. WHY WOULD I Why, why why would that still be thing that I know how to do? Yes I. I have I've never used math outside of school when it comes to like occasions like that. Like everyday stuff. Obviously, there's multiplication there's addition subtraction there's division. Gravity is always a constant when they are talking about the velocity. All right. Well, I don't know that. I knew that once upon a time and then you know what? I pass that class with an x four point out. And then you know what? A waste I'm never going to use this. This would be this is the last question from dynamite. Says would you guys ever considered trying to play castle crashers? Again I know the last time it didn't work out too well, but I'd love to see it. I Fuck I love. Castle crashers maybe I the only problem is it won't get better. Yes has. Yeah Oh that's a game I would love to see if three years ago online wasn't good I. Don't think they're bothered to make it any better. Yeah. I can't blame. It's an old game plus I wasn't optimized for PC as much is it played back in the day final three, sixty and stuff but. And it was like I played replayed that game. So many times to it's like. Could I do that again for content like if they came out with the second one all day. Bro But the way compared to baby. Sick. Castle crashers to though. I've no idea I don't even know what he games is working on the last game. They did I think it was pick people which is like. A say came a longtime ago. Game when he's sixteen knows twenty seven knows their last game. Fall didn't even really do that will. Right. Let's pick up people. I really liked it but I don't know like. How how did? Yeah like critically or just you know like? The typically. I'm on their website but can't really tell. Well you know what? I can't tell that this wait a minute. There's castle crashers remastered unintended switch actually. Oh. I did not know that. That would probably play better but anyway. The podcast and you made it. we. Where can these people finds you on the Internet you guys can find me everywhere. Ebola lesser can find me everywhere at rob. In. Find me at washed up among US youtuber. and. And with that, that's episode fifty eight of the really podcasts thanks for sticking with US and listening to us for watching and. COPD at Merch EG's emerged toady season. 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The No Jumper Show Ep. 38

No Jumper

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The No Jumper Show Ep. 38

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And meanwhile in the bag on d-o-n Don Don Don Don Don Don in an giang very very theatrical seniors. Pay Pain Right now. Don Don Don. I WanNa know what his girlfriend was doing at the time you think she was fully fully naked. Just watch thrones waiting for you to finish his trail. I'll tell I imagine she like basking than his greatness because he landed the trick. Yes she was. She was overjoyed. Are you guys okay? You're all looking at the computer. Like that fucking. I'm just thinking something. Josh has to be a little dirt. Because he's sitting down right and Fug is the one who like over him like a elephant in the room. I don't have a beard anymore. You look at also everyone. Please bring it down a recording here. You look less scary like I said before but then now them like this close to you. It's kind of scary scary. Like he's a scary as Nigga or this again which one which one. I'm scared of you the way the everybody on earth besides like young chop uses that kind of scary so. I look scary. No but then when you get closer you look more scary. I feel like I. I didn't get a clean shaven. I didn't go to a barber. Anything just sort of chop my own sideburns and the kind of like kind of like the stubble instead of the fully naked do because I don't like getting my fucking facial hair all the way down to the skin. It feels kind of weird weird. I feel like I look weird right now because the hair has been protecting my face from getting sunburned and stuff for the whole summer. So it's kind of like either Pale face thing going on. I think you know color. I've been having a pale face but now in particular my beard. I usually even if I shopped the beard. I usually keep the mustache and the Little Chin. Yeah when he walked in it was the mass was pulled out. And I thought you had rick Ross Beard for some reason and it was so funny to me that am I. That dark skin is just the the color of your fucking beard is exactly the color of my hair. Pick this one. Have you ever thought about philly beard? No because you freeway could could do some work together like I fly is GonNa is GonNa make me look even more like a uncle bucket uncle. Well then then you if you had a freeway beard then. You're not gonNA be able to do that. My brother thing without it being like super realistic and then I would have to wear a fucking Koufi. Oof GOTTA go. Koufi doing the shaky. Yeah what happened to you know? I never actually wore the sheiky. I never know. That's why we need you to wear it next week. That was the conclusion I came to as soon as I saw that she is. I absolutely should not put this on. This would be a very weird. I don't know that I ever had it. I know you know. I think I had it in my trunk for a long time. And then I think I'm gonNA give it to like Hash. Ended up wearing who actually pulled it off and made it look kind of like fashionable whereas with me it would be more like a cultural appropriation but not like not like genuinely appreciate the culture. I think everybody would have taken it as me straight up like being disrespectful. Okay what if you were like? Yes Jewish in Africa fucking during my could give like give back charity work and then they gave it a dark sheet. Do you had to wear the shaky I mean I was given the cheeky by very nice. Young African gentlemen. But I'm saying bill was just like nobody that's GonNa be the setting you're in Africa. You're doing charity work. And they're like my brother Adam preview. Bless you give my friend you know. I actually went to Africa and didn't do anything that seemed particularly offensive while there but I also didn't wear anybody's guard go to Africa. I was before I was doing jumper at him. I was like two thousand fourteen or so bike trips you guys wanNA bike on different terrains. Jab Different video but that one in particular like we went to Cape Town and it was kind of like why the fuck are we like? It was not that great riding was the weather was insane. Fucking go there but it was like for the purpose of bike and it made no sense tricks and like the Safari Cape Town. I don't know what you've heard about. It's not really the safari safe place for white people to go to when you go to Africa. I mean that's like mostly white people out there but it's kind of fucked up and you'd like to what extent like the people who seem like they have money and they're just hanging out Are Are White and then the people who are working in the restaurants and should have black and you're Kinda like oh the remnants of apartheid and all this bullshit out here is there. It's like way more recent than are racist. I have never been there somewhere. I want to go but like it's funny to think about like 'cause offer heard from trips like that as people gonNA places getting like like doing their tricks in the day getting smashed in fucking girls and then go on to the next city. I didn't fucking girls out there but I'm not saying in Africa necessarily but I always hear that about these trips again. We Got Plastic D. E. M. X. like Rockstar fucking Eiffel Tower. Bitch Bro at the bar. After I never are you full tower. I don't want it sets the homeys hand. He's at all okay anyway. Let's transition ran out of that. Can I talk about Dame dash coming for me over over the weekend and now he's sitting at home at Paul's positive. No I don't know I know exactly. What triggered him. What made him upset? As they're basically like Vlad every time I go in. Vlad Vlad does not really care for Dame Dash Vlad will bring up dame dash over and over and like basically trying to get me talk about him. I don't really have that much to say about dame and stuff so I was having the conversation but I don't know Dame Dame Base Guy Mad posted the clip on his instagram down now for whatever reason but I mean I don't know exactly what the the main thing that it seemed like he was mad about is the fact that I made a comment about him when he was on this This this family therapy show was this. This was a couple months ago. Maybe and I just basically said that clip was fucking crazy and fucked up and sort of disturbing and I don't know if you've seen it is fucking weird dude. Because he's he's arguing with his kids and his kids grown or like almost grown. They're in their late teens or early twenties or something like that and he's Conham dumb and like just the way he's arguing with them is fucking crazy and I feel like almost anybody who see this clip. I mean that was the reaction from the end when they saw this clip was that this clip is fucking crazy. It's not like I said anything particularly out of the ordinary there but dame's reaction was basically to say. Oh that show was a setup and they you know it wasn't a respectable show. Whatever okay cool I all I did was see this piece of content. That was out there on the Internet analysis of it. If you're only way of arguing back against that is to say that the show was fucked up. It's like okay. Maybe the show was fucked up. I'm just saying that what I saw in terms of how fucked Shoka possibly be to make dame seem different in that situation in terms of how he was dealing with. His kids are talking to his kids. Just doesn't I don't understand how the they could have manipulated that footage to have made it something that it wasn't because to me it just seemed fucking crazy but anyway. I think that was the only thing that he could have been mad about. And Yeah he got angriest fucking. He went on a crazy crazy. Wow that seem more like he was like just mad. You guys were talking about him. Just general bringing them up very much. I don't think he likes no. I mean I would agree but this is the thing is that. Vlad was talking about how he doesn't think Dame Dash respect anybody. How Dame's like Vlad leaned into Vlad even hit me. Vlad brought him up in the first place. I wouldn't have been talking about dame dash otherwise because I did. Those three episodes of the show decided that I didn't think that the conversation was going anywhere. And then that was it you get into like he was just like relentless on you just wouldn't let up my attitude about dame was and what really. Kinda soured me on. The whole thing was when we had that conversation where he asked me five million times like. How do you know black people want and that? That was his only reaction in this was to repose that clip and try to call attention to that clip and this is the actual problem and this is why I stopped doing the podcast with dame in a more literal sense is because I was trying to have a nuanced conversation with Dame. I never was saying what black people want to be. A burs decided by people what he was able to take a tiny little piece of what I was actually saying because what I was actually saying in context was I was saying that I thought that the reaction that I was seeing to Kenya's most recent album was that people wanted to see him. His fans wanted to see him address. A lot of the things that have been going on publicly and a lot of that stuff was him public supporting Donald Trump. Yeah fucked up by word and you know it is what it is but nine ninety nine out of one hundred people that you would have that conversation with will not dame did where he fucking took batting one little piece of the conversation where. I was saying something that was so innocuous and really not controversial at all and I still sit here and say that Dan Conyers Fan base wanted to hear him address a lot of that trump's or wants that trump's up to make sense for me as a fan. I'm like I have a hard time listening to Konya. And taking him seriously when I know that he supports Donald Trump in the way that he does and if he wants me to take him seriously as a public thinker he has to make his support of Donald Trump. At least sorta made sense to me. And that's what I was saying. But Dame did the thing dame does that prohibits dame from having a real conversation with anybody is that he treats conversation like fuck in warfare and he will take something that I said in that situation where obviously not saying that I know what black people fucking or whatever I was saying that I thought it Konya needed to answer for his supported Donald Trump and he will his whole point the whole thing this whole point. That was manipulating. What you're saying into something that you weren't saying and then arguing with you about something that you never said. Also you relate deflecting the fact when he was trying to say like okay. Don't matter like high. It doesn't care what the people want. He is like an artist. And he's going to do with artists wants to do. He's not he doesn't feel like he needs to explain himself. He said that a couple Dame said that a couple of times but does anyone actually believe that. Kanye doesn't care about the response to what he does because care but I do believe that Kenya is doing what is in his heart to some extent but I also think Connie clearly cares about the results. I mean this is somebody who is more concerned about money and fame and numbers Etcetera Dame said. He Stole Away. He still saw like three hundred thousand or something. I we his albums still good and he liked. He liked culturally. Listen in different Shit. Any kanye West album is going to come out and do a couple hundred thousand ensure equivalence of sales in its first couple of weeks. There is absolutely no doubt that that's always going to happen at least for the foreseeable future other. He could put out literally. He put out an eight song. Ep Him farting and do a hundred thousand plus streams at him too farting. Because that's how many people listen to Kanye and want to hear what kind of has to say. We need to talk about the album right now. Has Alba make a big cultural impact? Made a cultural impact. But I would say the cultural impact is the lack of impact is the fact that this was the first album in which was no serious impact. We all talk about the Sunday. The Sunday service. Glue that kind of all. You are encompasses within each other's is the fact that like he fucking had people at Coachella going to church on Sunday morning. That usually would probably not get up until fucking four PM. And Go Watch Travis Guy but has but is the has the ramification outside of the actual act of him doing that. Do you see a whole lot of people getting way more interested in within hip hop because of that from my mom who is an odor Christian black woman who does not listen to rap music at all. It was like so blown away. That guy is doing this fucking church service and has really good and like she was. I won't let she listened to his album now because she like doing what he was about. I we haven't talked about that deep but we just talked about this other day randomly and I was like. Oh you know I would agree. That album probably has made a massive impact or has sent shockwaves through the Gospel community through the people that normally just drive before it was like sitting in my lap or like not even like that it just it got more people into it like broadened his horizon onto more people that probably would have not been into his music as much right okay but fair enough about the. Kanye album because I did have that conversation. That was in the part of those controversial dame decided to go to. Honda virtual because he wanted to talk about that part of meaning flat talks upto and said that but you. I don't understand how you guys don't get this though because they actually watch what I actually said. It's not it's not hard to figure out what's going on in our conversation. What you did a great job painting it as if I was saying something I was obviously not saying. But it's not like you need to be like a really advanced podcast watcher to hell. What Dame is doing in that moment? It's so fucking obvious that he's just taking this moment and using it to create this narrative that just was not there and would not have been there if he didn't do this. And that's the whole thing that dame always doesn't that live from my perspective you're feeding into this notion that what that what I did was self edit. Evidently what I was doing there. What was made it into the whole thing. Is that for you? You're having a hard time even like remembering that conversation outside of the fact that he took one thing that I said out of context and then repeated five hundred fucking times to the point. I mean nobody still can say that I actually was saying that. I know what black people want I was talking about. What Kanye West? Fan Base wants him to explain about his support of our very very racist president. It seems like a pretty modest thing to expect. Kanye comment upon from my perspective. And you could tell me if I'm wrong but I don't feel like I said anything. Even slightly fucking edgy in that moment and back dame is still doubling down on it and I also saw the walk accommodated said I agree with that in the situation which I don't know exactly what he's referring to the. Do you ever watch the episode of everyday struggle with him does ended you guys suck literally the most best like financial literacy like it was fucking beautiful to watch walk apart who go from heart in the paint to the way he was speaking up there. It was fucking beautiful really inspired. Honestly he's been on this journey for a while I know it all cultivated into this one moment of me hearing him and he signed his so intelligent and such like a chain man and such like like he sounded like hotel. Hotel flock aflame. What does that mean? I don't know hosts it means like woke. I guess I've been like what the fuck do but you just don't know what it actually means but I know that walk a block. It was woken twelve. Yes exactly if that doesn't mean I hope it doesn't mean woke because you're going to know you know like the Rois album. He said it a million times and I still didn't really pick up on honestly. I think I did. Google is Google Google right here. Keep the Combo going this. This this is my response to this. Like nonexistent thing. Dame's tried to pay me as having said that I didn't actually say and that's why I don't feel the need to engage in this argument all that much. It just doesn't seem like I'm not really interested in having a compensate was the person we can do is an Egyptian word that roughly translates to to be the word also refers to an offering richly presented. To what you need to know like its current like noose. What is hosts up? Very smart brother explains wait. Well let's go to urban dictionary definition. It is a common greeting with people well versed in true world. History means peace or I come in peace. My brother my brother it does basically vigorous and like you know like you wearing your coffee with your natural dreads. I'm GonNa have to hear a lot. More people say this in context for me to actually like figuring out how it's supposed to be as well. That's all you need to know okay. I support that and I just want to say this. Is that the reason why I stopped on the podcast with Dame is because I'm not really interested in having conversations with people who don't want to have an honest conversation about ideas and with dame it was just became so obvious in that moment that like oh would way rather use this moment to sort of twist our conversation to something that's going to let him win and it's like. I get that impulse because I am very argumentative person to identified myself. Were having an argument with somebody. And you don't really WANNA keep arguing with them and you feel like they might have a point and you basically just take one thing that they say and you just sorta wasted and you manipulated until it just seems like it's actually making a point and that's not how you win an argument and I don't really like the greater conversation involved. Were having there was basically that if you introduce people into your life because of doing content whether it's join interviews whatever if you interest are introduced toxic people insurer life eventually. You'll have to deal with that. And he was using Benzino as an example saying that he did a whole bunch of benzene interviews winds shit about him and Blah Blah Blah. And then it'd been wanted to do another one talking to a bunch of shit about eminem and Vlad was like Nah. I'm good I WANNA. I don't WanNa do it about that. Topic and Benzino aired Vlad out call them premises Yada Yada Yada and what the fuck happened in this interview is basically. I stopped doing a podcast Dame Dash. We had a small sliver of a conversation about it and dame flip the script decided white supremacists all of a sudden and the real reason. I don't give a shit and then I haven't really been bothered by is because of the fact that he was always saying this shit he was always calling me races on the podcast and I never took it serious then so why would start taking a series. Now he's saying when we were there like something about You know politicians don't speak and then he has the other lady on. It was when I don't know what you're talking about. So stop talking. Says something like that in conversation like this is all coming down to dame basically denying that he is a rude inconsiderate person dame that is the most self evidently obvious thing ever about him is that you can't have a conversation with him. He's a total jerk to everybody that he's ever met when you meet them you maybe get like a small buffer in which is kind of. Nice to you. And he basically like surrounds himself with people that won't say no to him and then we'll just basically be along for the ride of him disorder and it's so obvious like anybody who goes to his space that he's pretty much just surrounded himself with people who are going to actually just agree with everything he says and whatever he wants to do. But you'll notice that like who does dame actually have relationships within the industry like he doesn't do contact with anybody he doesn't like you know and it's like I've wanted to do concerts dame so he's such a prick. It's just you can really call. It was right. Glad is one hundred percent right above dame dash. I can say that for sure anyway. You just couldn't take it. And he was just getting in your eyes too much but who can take. That's the question is who uncomfortable relations? Who has deigned tried to make a show with that it worked out. And this is Dame Dash. She knows every fucking person in the music industry who to who you know. It's like he could do a show with anyone truthful for the world. I don't know about the blue doing a show with David Sebastian instagram live. He said to me the yellow system whether it was on Qube. Y'All got to deal with the Cleveland browns. This new start out like video thing and it's all like movies and TV shows. Everything's ten minutes or less and it's like an APP and you got paid like five bucks a month. I think and it's like they did so much content for it and according to everybody's been on it stupid as fuck. I have not been on him personally but but ten minutes. I guess it's a short TV. It's like you said it could be a TV show or whatever they created the stupid fucking platform of all this stuff. I've heard it's pretty dreadful. You probably have deals quickly. Get you the joke. There is just that it seems like is doing a deal to create some content with fucking everyone under the sun because he has a show what could be some of the people who have. It's fucking huge like crazy. Teagan and stuff Some of it is I feel like versus a world. See Chrissy Teigen to shoot mom stuff on on twitter. Seems like she'd be a pretty good mom. Corn teamed with Neva's funny because she'll she'll make jokes and like Carson Shit too and it's like a little Raunchy so she's actually. Yeah a little bit funny on me and Linda's family said Shit and the editor didn't bleep it out oh. I don't think it's a big deal because the ace family says Shit but to me. I really wanted to keep our channel profanity free so I was a little. That's GonNa be Kinda hard for you. Also a very limited tiny such also. You better not ever yell at your kid ever because they're gonNA 'cause you're going to be complete concert contradictory listen. I saw the Dehmazang those kids and may have you ever yell at my kids like that then I feel as if I deserve whatever fucking flak for his video so I can't save you would or not bad. It's just do not talk to anybody in your life. Never Mind your fucking kids kids dude. I don't know I thought it was pretty fucked up. More people hate you. Chop Young Charles also chimed in Ohio. But the thing about young child hating me now apparently because I did notice that he comes on Dame Dash Person said fuck that N. Word I believe The thing is it's a young child definitely got a qube deal for sure named Tach. Young Chuck would be no young chop with his big head. He it's weird. Yeah big head now. The weird thing about that is just say he hates everybody right now all of a sudden it's like oh he hates me. Franch meek is I don't know who the hell do this song about drake. Wow I didn't listen to it. That's the problem going. Chop Chop is like six nine right now except the videos get less views. But he's going. Gmo going attitude reposted this actual from this pot did that's good for us right tag. Doesn't Adam Tony to you. Goofy can you put the foot in the thing up so that I can at least see the viewer count or whatever we like to have that on the side of that monitor comments are pretty funny were they. Some put this long as comment about how when Heike Moonville got into the fight of melrose like how are shitting fight for the record that was all Ville. Yeah no but they were saying he was defending. I know this guy was not dependent. I came this guy in the comments. La Belle was defending this guy in the comments was I all tell also need that fade in until the guy from Seattle who actually who actually beat up now homey because he was like tagging the dude that got beat up. This is in the young chops comments where he decided to call Bell. I gotta go finding one thing I would tell you about. Lavelle is that Lavelle is a person who does not care about almost anything as much as he cares about his ability to beat a motherfucker out. He is so He dedicated to beaten people To just you know he's just like any time any kind of energy even like you know obviously sometimes when I pay him to do security for me it is what it is but like if someone even looks at me wrong is so ready to beat them up and it's just it's good all right so this is about Adam and the nigger lied on at Leiden. Getting Update on Mr Moseley's court case. He got a platform behind trying to help nobody but himself and a few squares negative fuck where at little house. That's what the just random facet lead to negative vail. Let that Nigga Vail No. I still need that FEHB Quit hiding I'm a beat borough up the way he tried to pack out trying to pack. Blah Blah Blah. A young black man over walking through your punk ass blog. Oh millrose listen. All I know. Is that if you send that screen shot to him? Vel will find him and we'll pull up to his crib. Just shoot the fair share not going to do that. I had a weird like you know how it's weird your your friend groups like me and like people who normally and they start to like figure out that they have in common because I'd be with. Ad Like multiple times a week doing the news and then they'll was here. And as soon as I see them in the in the same room like a D is Compton crips Lavelle is just from Long Beach so like just by being in Long Beach Honorary Crip. I just like see them together. I have not met. I'm like this is so funny. I'm like bells. Grandma lives in Compton. You're from Compton. Let's talk let's bring them together. Let's wrangle the NIGGERS You know I was thinking you guys both have kids. Kids could play what he wanted to be in Inglewood video. Sit at the table right in front of him and they looked like did. There would have been even funnier if you were there. Because then I got another weird like Kripa Jason Guy in my group that does not like obviously chasing you. Ben Friends without valid. Ain't been around eighty that much so that would be seen funnier. Here's so then. You HAVE BILL COMPTON CRIP. Lavelle is like Long Beach like Kripa Jason and then we have like Ketamine Chris and that's pretty cool. But it's Kinda funny and you can't do we have to spell ketamine different tripping. I don't like that was actually kind of funny. I can't even hold you know but that that was such a weird moment and then ended up doing is we ended up sitting around. And there's a website. I'm not going to say that you are. Al is the most violent way. It's it's fully clips of things. That are too violent to go on. Worldstar or go on any kind of site like that so examples of things that I saw on this website. That lavelle showed twenty four hundred concurrent. Oh that's a pretty cool. Oh wow this looks totally different. It changed up big time. Mental looks so weird beard cool but hey we'll have in the Okay I saw like a cartel beef where one one guy cut off another guy's face so he's still alive but he you see his eyes is moving. He has no face so the face was cut up. I saw another one like mine skirmish body in Brazil in the Avella's or whatever and it says like you know Bubba Gang beef and the federal is literally boom boom like filming himself like shooting. This guy multiple multiple dead bodies are shooting them. You wanted to watch this. I mean these two psycho pass or watching it so I just SORTA got caught up in honestly like twenty twenty twenty five minutes. I'll I'M GONNA take my laptop and go in the other room because it was a lot like watching like a guy who's phases already really bloody and almost dying and then the guy's filming with his iphone and with a knife it takes a certain kind of personal watch. That should yeah. I don't really WANNA watch that but I'm Kinda cut off in their eyes or movie I'm done and then let us start again and mad at me because I started bringing it. I start watching it too because we saw something on. Tv show us on a TV show where it was like. Oh like a guy is about to get his face kind of or whatever now earlier for real on biddy on iphone and she was just like I don't WanNa hear about it. Stop talking about these murders. You saw my mum so bad about be about murders. I mean. What's so bad about Uncle Murder Murder Mook. You know what I have. I have a great idea for you. You should become the new uncle murder because murder. Does the thing that skills used to do or skills where you put out a song about the year and everything that happened that year. You should do that but for like Ketamine warehouse rap honestly. I would be really good the way Kim said. Yeah I would not to ketamine. Rap could better than our your rap bullshit but I'm trying to think little tracy out a heart attack. I mean that was a couple of years ago. Bill that could be part of your underground rap and it would be really hard and not just underground. It would be hard to draw the line and like what is the stuff that you're talking about but you could be like you know. I'm not going to be talking about what happened on eleven hip hop this year. Because you don't even know who Alexis Skye. Ad agreed with me. When I brought that up the other day that like crazy the like to him but I know like to hear he and I know like other. I know like Bria Myles. I know I know. I don't know who that is married to. Tahiri NOT MARRIED I. I know like other big booty popular. Mitch's this one specific one. I didn't know you can let it go. Yeah that's fine but yes I mean I just don't see myself as like I'm not the kind of person that's GonNa know about Jennifer Aniston. I'm GONNA know about Alexis Guy but I know about a daughter. She broke up with him because of the cucumber deeper threatening the real the real cow sister. Or whatever I don. I had a poster for a fashion ova post the other day and by the way. Look at these pants everybody. Wow Wow like the black stripes fashion. No pants in the closet. The other day Grad these through Ma feel like a million bucks like twenty bucks a million. Anyway shut up the fashion of. I got this new fashion. You should come over some time A lady with the festival Patty to get lace with the fashion brand brand ambassador. What about you know Novo Nova in your collection? Do they make children sizes asshole. Funny just shoot back at them but they have an eighty year old man program. Funny good something along those do they have a ball. Face pedophile smoking program. Out of funny you got got now. He's coming up attack them. Talking about you in a row session in a row session does no morals bar is everything you know had. That was a weird realization for me was when I shaved my head and I had like eighty thousand people commenting again. Yeah had like Edward Norton in American History X. Means somebody somebody go make a compilation of all the times. Adam was angry on camera while he was bald headed. Let's do got tagged those anger. Yeah go of sometimes. China had to go like another kid like you yell at Yeary on camera. I don't really honestly. I don't think I would like to hear recording immunised. I've ever been to don't feel that. Those were literally made a instagram. Tv from firm. I'm kind of awkward. Timing is when I'm talking about but I would like to see that I can agree with that mouth like you still have one little hair by that. I could tell you shave billy. It's been there since we started when I shave my face when I had like these long. Like hairs like by my lip that I didn't get and I like to walk out the door and freak out and Rebecca Shave it anyway. Sometimes I as I'm getting older and I find little grey hairs in my beer just like you don't die. You're building new. I'm fucking twenty five. I mean I'm just saying the gray hair it creep in early Ed has already has died. You plug it up. Oh you do okay. I like find the one deep down in their kind of spread. It out spreading the Jonah. Listen grabbed all. I'm saying better men than you have got going. Greyer died there beard saying I have been in the studio with very famous older rappers and seen beer dying equipment in the studio and it's an embarrassed about but then when you see a photo of somebody without their beer died and then the photo them with the beard calendar posted on my story puffy. His beard looks great. What I don't understand about that it's like okay. You're puffy you've had a barber for probably twenty years. You're around him the whole time that you're finding out about the corona virus and then all of a sudden the Colonel Buzz Hitch and that's what's to be around anyone but this guy's been around you the whole time leading up to this like why can't he come over your house. You can't go in the garage like me personally. I'm GONNA be totally honest. I got my haircut a couple of weeks ago too. I just accepted it. Left US fucking because my hair come in my house cinnamon and let them come out in the garage. It's not like going to the barber shop. Did you There's no reason you have to look stripping naked in garages. One asked me to fuck off. I don't think I'M GONNA be getting down with wipes in the garage into the house. Your haircut your Barbra made the Barbara Strip down and getting valued at her supervising. Hit her with those may solve wipe. He's been all right. Hold on before you walk ugly and would it be fair for me to just have has met suit waiting at the gate. He puts the suit on and then comes into my house. Where I WANNA wear what? I'm here or the expensive worn a mask. I wore a mask on story but those legal in a lot of stories that you can't even go in I went to Popeye's you know my my my fellow brothers and sisters go there with much people. I mean there are no. I met my something you met people in their in house supposed to get it. The drive through there was no drive to it this one. I thought that like most restaurants were closed to go in. Now you away. You can walk in and order but you can't sit down right now. You can't sit down. You can not even really supposed to wait inside either way in your car because he got to make sure that chickens fucking lines to be six feet apart chicken from pipe so weird because lately. I've been eating a lot of unhealthy shit just because it was whatever it's just like. What else am I going to do? But then what I really want is Popeye's and I still haven't got it and there's one right near my house. Had that fucking chicken sandwich never had it all like not even once. I honestly I might go to. Powell is on the way home but the problem is that I guarantee alone is probably cooking something. She don't abundance. Well how `bout you dislike should get hurt. I don't know she probably don't want to. She made bread pudding last night. I hate fucking way too much of it. You don't know 'cause Korean Spots in when I lived in K town there was Shit what's that like coffee shop? That has all desserts and stuff. Everywhere in Koreatown. I know Tom's after it might be that one you said. Yeah but they have bread pudding as one of the desert so I thought that it might be like a normal Korean thing but either way it's like putting type thing but they take Like Brad and you cook it in the fucking microwave or whatever and then you have it in there and it just shows go. Leonard has gotten so into cooking and in particular if the bone appetite youtube channel. Nope it's so popular. Oh I was a little bit too insanely popular the Bonet Channel. They like all the chefs that they have in our like legitimately like famous. Doing this. This girl I know. Does this curry show on On like I we fees curry yet. It's like she goes to different places and Shit like that. Oh that's out. Shot the horsepower. She's she liked goes and talks with the chefs and shit. Like you're going to say it was exactly like hot ones except you have to sit there and eat kirk hotter honestly a great idea and you should steal that idea horsepower. You should do that with everything like increase the spice level. You could do spurs your spiciest bag of lifesavers fuck are you talking about becomes spicy. You can put spicy crap on anything. Yeah have you ever had do. They have have a hot in code fucking sour patch kids and coal. It's like you like one of them. Is like like a cool Midi content flavor. The other one is like a spy you bite into it and it's like Sour I didn't get spicy BURSAR soured. They're spicy literally. It was weird as fuck when I kind of liked it. Can I admit something after piss them and be right back so named after it's completely right? Adam is if he's a racist fucking races anyway. I'm going to spark a joiner. While he's gone. You should smoke it first. So that and then don't pass it to him until you're ready to let go of it to get back germs back dude about getting tested so I don't have any symptoms. No I don't think I have it but I do just want to have peace of mind to that. I'm okay and is your friend. Go get hurt. 'cause so you guys go to Vegas on. There's no we're not doing that. No according to those a good idea basically me and blahsy went to go get tested today in East L. A. And I I I didn't WanNa do it because I was scared that I've been seeing those pictures of like these big ASS Q. Tips and like diagrams of like going into your nose and touching the back of your throat and like the conspiracy theorists. WanNa say like Oh. They're putting a chip in there. Which I don't believe but I just didn't feel the pain of like a big ass. Dick didn't WANNA fuck it. I really don't want to do that so I thought you know. Blasi does it. Then I if he hasn't okay you know I probably have. Or if he doesn't then I probably don't have it but I go there. Were you know? There's literally no one in line. We're the only people there and they give us these. Like q tip Swab thingies and all you have to do is like vigorously swamp the sides of your mouth and then the roof of your mouth strong. The first thing he did when you walked out you describe getting tested for providers which I recommend everyone do. Then you drop it into this liquid filled container drop it into the the little been where they have all your kids. You're done and I know in three days if I have it or not. I don't think I do but if I do. I guess we'll see you next week. I'll be so weird. If we found out that you had it. I mean to be honest. I think warranting. I've been doing really good job my entire time knowing you. Though we've very rarely came in any sort of close proximity we probably count on one hand number of times. We ever like hugged or anything like this. Like I've known her even longer than you've known urge he still does the same thing a little side hug. Then you don't have to like because you know Y as a woman you know guys creepy when they give you a really full-frontal hug and they grab your waist here and they pull you in and I'm like I don't WanNa feel your fucking Dick or anything so to prevent that I go to the side. Do you get hugs where you feel like this is a sort of say this is. This is a replacement for sex. Like they WANNA fuck you. They wanted to kind of get a little tiny piece of that sex experience from the hug. S so they wanna feel the boobs and shit really discussing me like pull you in genuinely feel molested and like I do the size of not thinking. I'm not out from you. Guys One person in particular I can think of right now. Thirteen or fourteen. I remember being so horny. That went out and hug a girl. This is before it ever done anything with a girl. I would like hull girl and I remember like admitting to doing exactly. Yeah like like. I really appreciated that hug. And I don't think I took it as far as like wasn't like pressing my boner someone do but I like if as a grown man. I appreciate getting a hug as much as I enjoyed it when I was like twelve and like just sort of starting to get hard Dick. I remember the day leaving. Sixth grade entering seventh grade in junior high school and everyone was hugging because no one hugged in elementary school and then everyone was just like the horn and for everybody. Where for me when? I went from sixth grade to seventh grade from my elementary school. To the basically like it's like you're in a club where you're just around all little kids and then all of a sudden go to junior high and yes like your class is only a year ahead but all of a sudden because I was probably at one of the Nicer Elementary Schools. And so all of a sudden you're in elementary. The elementary schools with the bad kids are like feeding into the high schools. So you way. Different people for me like the difference between sixth grade. It was like I was a little kid and then I'm in seventh grade and it was just like game on like specs. All the girls see my dad boobs now. All the fucking dude seem like. They're tallest fucking scary and shit. It was like I went from. Because you're around everybody that first through sixth grade or whatever the grades are and then once you with you level up. It's like you're in like a new club where everybody's just big and old and intimidating should still very strong president. Obama is crazy because of my one of my closest home girls growing up. She got like boobs. And like how fat ass and we were in like elementary school bro. Lie So but like she used she hated that. Schick you over sexualize like a little kid. We'll be great. We will be walking home from school like I know are probably. Don't come off as the most respectful I guess sometimes but I think that a lot of the a lot of like the way I navigate myself with women came from being close to this girl and seeing like her like being fucking weirded out by like older dues being like. Oh Hey like we ran like third grade like you know walking home. She's like what I remember is that there was a girl that I went to school with. Didn't like that. She has like any of this girl who had boobs before every other girl in my elementary school and she was also like the boobs. She was like the most made fun of Haiti. Bullied girls unrelated to the booze and then she gets boobs and it was like she got may find a so bad. I don't think I was ever really because she has boobs. Yeah because people already hated her like trash looking in years boobs. Mongo used to get picked on because they have shows boo. Now just like when you're young. It's like they're just I don't know like like different about the teachers and Shit were also treated her like she was like dressing more provocatively than the other kids. But she really wasn't she. I honestly think about this a lot. Now that my girlfriend is pregnant and it's open to the public and we can talk about it is that how do I raise a kid? The is not a total petty piece of Shit. Dickhead like almost all of the kids that I knew when I was like twelve or thirteen. Like everybody's just so like the bullying you just hear about this bullying and just so mean to each other. It's like what do you have to do to make your kid not be that kind of kid. In a certain way I feel like it's almost impossible to fully avoid because kids need to figure out the pecking order. Basically they need to figure out like. Who's in charge? Who's the cool person WHO's not? And they do that. By fucking basically with bullying and tormenting each other to sort of establish dominance can. We agree that is usually like a group of kids. Picking on like one kid is not like two groups of kids like picking on each other. Groups are powerful. You know it's like they're the cool kids become a group because they're able to sorta never group Nigga those. I used to be like all unique but it takes competence to be that kind of person to be like. I don't give a fuck about fitting into a certain click in school. A lot of people don't get that until college out of high school but I think you expose your kids to like lots of different people. Just jump your kid into a gang. As soon as they are able to. While I was thinking about Tweeden I was gonNA say. Hey everybody wearing them. My kids getting bullied and goes to school. As if I ain't sending them to school with the heater I was going to eat that on my phone. Come back to Guinea on the podcast or anybody if your kids if my school shooter just had to live with it but imagine. If you didn't fuck up you were a good parent and your kids still became a school shooter. And then you just gotTa deal with it. That's that's how my mom all the time Bro. Nobody's ever GonNa Forget about that. That's your whole life from there. I'm like your mom like don't feel like you failed me. District is turned out crazy. Like you did a great job. I'm like I was his destiny. It'd be great. Parents can only do so much honest. I was decimated. Just be a wild ASS NIGGA and there's nothing you could do. That would have been better like you know. I mean that should be obvious to my parents because they got two kids and you got my sister. Who's probably never fucking J. Walked never done that. Never broke Alana live Notre Dame and crazy. She got a flower tattooed on foot. And as you got me so I mean it's crazy actually not seeing my parents now out here and I haven't seen him for probably longer. They've been living out here. Maybe a year and a half. I didn't know that I thought they were still in eastern. I haven't seen him for like a fucking. We've probably talked ten times to be honest with me to come visit them. But I'm like my parents are deathly scared again sick. Because they're like my they both had like Aznar like along issues and shit so to them terrifying. They're just like suber mainland. Actually were coming up with a plan that we're going to make them food and then go like dropping other doorstep and like wave and say hi to him from a distance and stuff. That's that's depressing as faulk right like I want to get my mom hug. I wish I could get tested so that I could just be like mom mom coming over. I'M GONNA bucket. How much was it? Free government programs that many tests available Holland. Take you took me. I was literally in and out of their only ten minutes. There's no one else. They're known taking advantage of this me and blahsy watch The mayor's livestream giving fucking updates about corona virus in the city every day. That would be cool. Just I mean I don't know if my mom's going to trust that though because she's still going to be like like my dad literally hit me up after the Blue Vox clan interview and said why are you around like saw that pitcher you standing too close to those guys. Just want to make sure that you're being safe speed to close up my dad. I didn't even know he means well. But at the same time it's just like a really just not gonNA stand nice to those dudes to take a photo realistic. I'll go. I'll just say he wanted should be like everyone. Six months those fools poking gave him a big old pound a little hug shoulder to shoulder. That's out I gave him a pound fastest stood like a foot away from them to take a photo. My Dad was working the fists. Listen I'm not at a certain point. Yeah no somebody will walk into the room and I notice myself sort of give them a little salute like put up. I know there's kind of weird because it's like a distance pound for pound your knuckles together. But it's from a distance and then you kinda feel like you're throwing a black power salute. No and you definitely don't want to definitely don't want to send the hand. I could have a very weird about the finger. Could I recommend to show Orthodox on Netflix? It's about the Orthodox Jewish community is only four episodes. Holy Shit I will learn a lot about how those mother fuckers live in and the story is fucking nuts. It's really a recent. It just came out. I see them trying to push shove that went down with wrote. I'd lived like right near so many of those Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn. I never really spent much time to actually up to fucking sharing a joint. Kim told me that should smoke and pass it to you. I saw donny. Come through the other day for. Everybody knows Donny's here. That's crazy. Sorry from a distance he said. I have the headphones. He's probably watching personally literally. He's watching her. Yeah you gotta relax just like saw girl figure out who it was announced stick might be some other girl that looks like yeah especially. They're here for him. Who else. Who else would imagine? You're he was cheating on his growing secret. We you're exposing the right now. It's not because otherwise. I wouldn't be saying this. Obviously he's not no but I. I had a homey back in the day when we were living in the BMX house. In my he he like he was the biggest it would be like. If he had a girlfriend was cheating he was cheating on his government like in front of US bringing a random girl to his room. And there's like fifteen. Bmx Dude sitting in the fucking kitchen or the living with. We're not gonNA tell on them but we made fun of them so fug about and the bitch gave him a fucking Hickey and he walks in later. He just mad cow casual and cool. He just grabs a spoon out of the fridge and just puts it on and he's just sitting there watching videos on the couch trying to get at like we're like you're not. GonNa just do this. We're not gonNA make fucking funny. You're not gonNA laugh at you for fucking walk in here and putting a frozen spoon on your neck like you cares is. You can't just act like this is all good gets rid of it. It was no actually does breaks up the the blood. I googled it after that. Because I was like is that Hickey. Yachting's that's another example. Black Excellent Service. Fire you all kinds of advantages. Tell me more you blush a little bit. I get a little red in this area. Do you feel weird. Where at a mass? Because you think that people are GonNA think you're a Robert because it seems like I couldn't find Indiana. Seems like it was it was like it was a good money print and it wasn't like a the guy was wearing like an all blue outfit with the blue. Probably not the best thing that you're doing on the rag because in your pre corona writer's life you saw someone wearing Iraq covering their face is almost one hundred percent chance that something's going down. He's one of the fucking house was going to do that but now going on in public dirty. It's like you don't even know where the glasses Combo with this. I'm like you can't even identify me. Ever DO UBER DRIVER. Hook and he was like older Hispanic man with a balloon Hannah covering his whole face even just having the face tattoos and the fuck enhance hat. Twos and stuff. I feel like the handkerchief around my face. It would just be a bad look like if you're a woman I think you can get away with it even then it's still a like you said. I don't know man should stick honor. I'm sending my kid to school with the stick. That's a terrible thing. Say Okay. I'm not actually going to. Don't they kidding kidding? Even boring it was weird. Like if you have a kid you pretty much like I've never taken a. There's one thing narrative photo with a gun besides oneself one time neither Fisher with the gun on tour at the venue and then the venue was threatening to shut down the gun on my story about I'll make is pitcher with the gun and maybe you weren't holding it. Maybe the whole scenario non named shooter of the day. You know what it is. It's like a you know a a cat when like puts it tries to drink the boiling water. And it finds out really fast that you can't drink the water energy oil and that was because they just see it and they think they're gonNA fucking like. Dow is happens with the cat will get really really scared of the water that because they get burnt. One time it's kind of like me I'd to learn if you're GONNA put on tore you're not allowed to show the guns that you brought on tour in the green room before the shell which is all ages. You believe that. I had learned underage but I had to that I had to like learn that trial by fire but somehow it didn't really control for US crazy. We feel like this crazy thing back on it because I when we were on tour the last time then you were tripping on a hook not being twenty one and being in the backstage Bro. She is performance. That's what I'm saying. I'm Mike Rowe they. They care a lot more on the venue to especially if they have like fucking alcohol in the Bat. Which like if you have an adult show or like if you're you know any any adults on the fucking headliner on the headline then you're right or you're going to have alcohol trying to push this narrative that the CDC is saying Twenty Tell Fall Twenty twenty one I try to look it up and it was only like random local radio stations reporting on it so I don't think it's confirmed but that would that would be insane if it was like no festivals or concerts until fucking next year. Do we think that that is because that is over a year? That's really crazy to imagine but I mean all of these festivals are already passed already booked for a festival this year. And I'm like oh well Charlie not happening. Yeah there's so many people that like are August. You think I'll be okay. No that I would like to say but like I'm trying to find this This VLAD TV articles. So that I can show you guys One topic I think is very important for us to discuss on here at a p to making me feel uncomfortable going here this. This is a bad baby comparing being white growing up in the hood around black people to being like Tarzan because Tarzan grew up in the jungle. That's allegedly which I haven't actually listened to it yet but that's what is being said that she said by late for. Y'All y'all stay down. I try to be black because I maybe a reason to me trying to grow up in a hood. Tarzan right he this story. I thought she was. GonNa keep going yeah. I don't think we really got into the heart of what she actually said. Diane Tarzan Tarzan which admittedly I've never seen but I you know it's Basil's they made like a new version of it like a couple years ago right immediately. Never seen I'd be I'd probably saw him as a little kid. The hard thing that they're gonNA make a new version of for like every generation of kids. Don't you think he knows fucked up when? I realized that they were going to do that with Spiderman. Got Really sad because I was like damn this Spiderman was the best one to me. When I was a kid I was toby McGuire. That was the best one to me at the time. This is the best one and then it's like they did like five other ones out there. Don't know why they did the Lion King remake and everyone let it go. This is what she actually does. Show the kids. The older one. This is the actual code that people are he never at the end of the day. We're all people we all bleed red and then another thing I like to say is y'all said I'm trying to be black. Maybe a reason for me China be back is because I grew up in the hood. Tarzan the story of Tarzan. He grew up around the bears and the jungle. He didn't know no better. The bears other bears in the jungle. Don't know doesn't kid with the bears. The bears talking to negative Ono Halley. You what air was talking to a friend and there was also like a little cheese comparing everyone. Are there a lot of guerrillas in Tarzan? I don't actually know the comparison that's going to. Piss people off about this animals in general. So she's saying growing up in. The Hood is growing up with saying you're the only human being surrounded by a bunch of animals is exactly the thing that people are offended by admit that she's trying to be black there in those words. I believe it's so crazy to think about the fact that this made sense in her head and that she's so incapable of thinking about how people might perceive the things that she says that she didn't have the state of mind to think because there's no she just thought of that analogy on the spot. She definitely like thought of this before. Had someone say this tour before and it's just weird to think she could not have that filter that as soon as that pops into your head you might think. Oh people are gonNA think racist. Maybe I shouldn't say that on instagram. Live after our conversation. Last week I kept seeing the pictures of her and not the one that we showed but like the one where she's like she naked or something like a bearish like. I've heard that where they were mad and saying that she was trying to black. I mean she looked crazy in those photos like it looked a nothing like what I ever say. Look like in real life and then I was just looking at her on instagram. Live right there and again like I mean just has nothing in common with the weather. She looked in those phone. Oh she looks like Donald of trump kind in those photos. Do I watched his other youtuber named the Angelo Dangelo. Something like on his On Youtube and he was showing other examples of like. Oh it's like black fishing. It was this girl that was straight up a blonde white girl Blue Eyes. That looked exactly like Nicki Minaj. Right like she exactly like Nicki Minaj combination of Genoa deangelis surgery. The fact that girls do no magic with makeup and then the fact that girls do magic with the filters after you combine all of those basically looking like whatever the bills are these bitches beginning like pigmented like here in real life Brody Mellon injectors auto fucking no but I'm seeing. I thought it was like crazy. Fake towns I mean that to like it's like you know okay. This is the thing. Is that if you win. Got Burnt on a on a spray. Ten thing you winning look like how these girls are looking at these girls. Actually looking like mixed lights game. Have you seen them without filters and without may shed some saying? I'll go show you see that. Show you why is it so different to make your skin darker because we permit everybody to do all these insane? Things their bodies. Now that twenty years ago everybody would have thought were crazy like This is White Dude. Who got like his is pull back to look more. Korean and like to look like more Japanese and shit like he was trying to become an anime. That's just straight up by your fucking between. Are you offended by our funding surgery to make us look like yours? There's word that you guys have the folds here like this. He got madge. Just done on this face to make. It appear more Asian that at the end of the day. I guess it's kind of a white male. Don't do that. We're we're not. We think of it as just goofy as fuck but I also think that he's doing anything wrong. Like I definitely if I met this guy would probably is due on Dr Phil to apparently Dr Phil was just like he was he was trying to look like one of the bt has dudes with Jimmy. Jimmy Jimmy when something like that. He was because I watched his youtube video the other day so look so he was trying to like look dude and Dr Phil was basically explaining to my like this whole concept of you trying to be like a manufactured like branded. Personally this is not this person in real life. You are trying to obtain something. That's like not even really him. It's like a altered image basically. He knows that you're you're trying to be this. We accept that from people in our society that people we embrace people being whatever the fuck they want to be in terms of people having crazy as surgeries deciding that they we allow people to decide things as serious as their own gender. I think whatever you want to be doing like doing stuff that makes you feel happy. Whatever go ahead by all means but me trying to be Adam. Twenty two and fucking getting the same tattoos as you get facial surgery to look like you and get and like. Diana is blue. And fucking you firming. Look just like me if you did all those things but is it wrong is it just fucking lame or is it wrong both You know a big part of people being mad about black fishing. Because you're not you don't feel all the struggles of you could take that hanaway and like you know. Take your lip injections. And just take your. We've out or whatever and your normal life but then that's what's so funny is like like young boys girls. When I saw the Mugshot of Ya look at her like she had a fucking like her thing. Pulled out like fucking lips looked off fucking crumble up. I don't know if she's gotten injections or not. But if you compare the as you look at our mugshots the way she'd lose her is it's insane and it just takes one moment of like real shit for people to be able to see past whatever fucking image. You're putting out there one moment where you fucking stab. Somebody repeatedly apparently I just wouldn't WanNa live in a state where I had to keep up some crazy as image. Like what do you mean like? You wouldn't want to have to be the person to imagine being one of these girls that has to constantly. She's way hotter than she actually is on her instagram. There's a lot of girls out there who they're what they look like in real life has absolutely nothing to do with what they look like on their instagram and they can't put out version of themselves unless they have a filter on unless they got fucking a woman. You don't you know one thing that really stuck with me that we talked about before was like you comparing Yuri to What's the name Mike Newell? You know I've never had to look at guys and be like who's hotter but with girls doing all the time it's like you know your your can't relate because you're not a woman to wanting to put out like a fake emit guys too. You know. It's not an exclusively girl thing I think it's like more of a girl thing to sort of constantly be sorta making yourself look like better than you really look in real life but it was a lot of dudes talk insecurity is embedded in. Sorry that you're perfect. I don't think I'm I think a more a more accurate job of looking. Good what I actually look like physically in on my social media I could imagine. Can you guess Diz more to you know it's just going to give all women? They're all women these days. Get to have that you bring up the woman thing that's all and some dudes I've seen dudes who you see them in real life and it's like Holy Shit you have bad skinned you realize that. Some dudes fucking that's weird. That's fucking weird guy. No let's face tuning their skin it's UCLA rapper boy. Type people e boys. They're the ones that youtubers are the ones who are like they might be able to put off like a version of themselves. That seems like really cool on camera. But then you see them in real life and you're like Oh show your fucking do you usually rappers a lot of off. The wrapper is the cool guy. Some of these. The cool guy is the guy is going to be a dope rapper. Not Always now. She got like little. Teke was probably not the most popular crazy to a lot of our. The cool thing is when I was a school where they do though. Is that how it goes one hundred percent name. You like five people from high school that I like. They might be having cool regular lives but like are. Mike is like a cool rapper. Like the pop person rookies only other person for my area that got popular but he moved to Inglewood High School. I'm going to assume RUCCI was like a gang banger. Not like the Mister Popular Guy. That's what we think about like the football player. Play football player. Do they not all have like kids? And like if you're you're cursed because there's like three hundred dudes you get to do that. So it's like unless you really are the fucking best in the country or world. Then you're basically fuck see even if you make it to that level yeah realistically you probably got a couple years. And there's very few like professional athletes stories and with a happy ending. Is Tom. Brady like the longest lasting football player. Nothing is going to be able to pick Tom Brady. I have a fucking lineup right now. Honestly kisses his kids on the mouse. Like until they're like fifteen. I mean it's weird because you know that's the kind of thing that when they're a baby and baby kiss on the lips right but then it's like all of a sudden they're four five. Is it weird then? Yeah is it telling my parents kiss me on the lips until I was like by ten by backing you kissing parents me on the lips to the point where I had to basically just like make them stop because I felt weird about it because I was trying to go through puberty and it just started to feel Kinda Gay. I mean I feel like you kiss your kid forehead kissing she. You're making out. Your parents could stand Tom. Brady ones are like the videos. Are It makes you feel weird? Because they're kissing but they're like holding it for a long time that's creepy would Wayne Kuenssberg. That's not even an actual que. Did you like that though? That's so funny that that's real after that. Hey can I something? We're GONNA KISS YOUR KID. Until they're twenty guests whose only fans. I caught got way too excited video coming out about it. The by her own so this bitch if she wants to get a good review on her only fans she better post ship tomorrow. Because I'm going to hold my review in until I make this video. I paid fifty bucks realistically if this video. That's how much are only fifty dollars. Yes so much like five. Well girls girls should be like eleven dollars. Girls who ha and then you pay premium before the premium scenes right so get it and then you have normal for the real premium content. Rex Fifty dollars per month is like basically unheard of as far as I know. She's going crazy. The most popular girls on only fans have figured out like Leonard used to charge thirty and then she figured out that it's a lower price point that it would be like way way way more money by charging and then adding the premium stuff on. I guess I don't WanNa ruin your video but is it that. She's not posting shirt. She does not have enough content. We can say for sure because I guess she was doing private. She was doing a private snap before when that was the thing. I was getting bunch of emails from people being like you need to expose Lex Brodie's like she scammy and I guess like she had people pay for her PRI- private snap and imposing anything on there or something like that before. Yeah there's definitely girls who are like halfway in on the province but now that's not one picture the private thing. Forgive me if I'm wrong but basically doesn't exist anymore. It's only fans now like Lenin Priva- but it's become like a tiny percent of incoming compared to only fans going up on snapchat but only fans like really sort of took the place of the ten percent. I know because I'm not. I don't think I want to run that business. I don't want to micromanage bitch and be like oh well actually creating higher the platform you mentally. I created the For creating the platform and now dow girls are making enough off only fans that it's like a real joke that you as a dude can be like only fans manager type dude. Selena Paul's Boyfriend Person Right. Well he or she doing our own thing I think he's pulling the strings for show. Show me a DM from Bro. He W- they. Hey Hey mean Selena serious hookup hell. No that's what her boyfriend said so for. Houston when you I was thinking that maybe after I do. Lx SELENA in review. Because there's a lot of people who have only fans now that like you would never have thought would happen. Only friends like six months ago. And it's only GONNA GET WORSE. They there's definitely girls out there private. Snap our only fans that funny as review of. Hey Do you do only fans? Let's run to the patient. Look River Dope Fund girls to be a part of it dope fund girls to be apart over binder. Imagine me trying to explain to myself like twenty years ago that this means. Do you want to have sex with me and my girlfriend sales pitch. We're running this page and looking for dope fun girls to be a part of it. That means I want to have sex with you. Isn't that crazy that I know that dope fun girl? Imagine going to India and trying to explain to someone's grandmother that that message means let's have a threesome and also having explain what a threesome is. Maybe some people don't even know about that and I only say that because I heard my grandmother ask what anal sex was at about eight years old. Where did how did this happen? I believe I would probably told the story she. Okay go ahead. It was Thanksgiving and my whole extended family or whatever was together. And we're in Lakonia and I remember. It was around the time that the thing with Bill Clinton Fucking his as Monica Lewinsky putting a cigar. Regina adver whatever that that whole thing and I walk into this room and I hear my grandmother. Say the words. I've been watching the news. What is all this anal oral sex? I keep him. Oh what what is that? And I just heard her say that and I was just like literally get hurt. I just felt myself becoming traumatized and then I walked out and it was not really traumatized so much and it was kind of opposite of being traumatized where it's like. I realized that while you're attracted to know that my grandmother my grandmother was able to live in a world where she never knew about anal or oral sex. And that somehow her brain wasn't able to put. Yeah the where roll angle like. How do you know what anal meats or oral? You've heard about somebody getting anal suppository or you've heard about someone getting anal surgery or having anal cancer. All kinds of anal things are non sexual or she you wipe your ass everyday or she's had or GEL toothpastes. Orel is in her mouth. This is like you as a rapper. Trying to put words to trying to come up with a connection here you said you said the thing is I was giving examples of the oral. What do you mean you WanNa bar is a bar? I get eight. No I don't have those eighty this bar okay. I got bitches wearing red. No David Hasselhoff. No they watch something about that like bitches wearing red fit. Now it's funny bitches on the beach. They offer something you say something about business. Were in red. I said it to him. Because he's crabby bikini become fun antagonist he laughs. It seemed like more like US laughing at the idea that more than like. Oh Yeah. Somebody's GONNA use that talking on him. Trip could make it work. David House couldn't make it work after people knowing that I wrote it though that would ruin him him. Turn IT UP. On on gator in the store and then a like apologizing to the mom fires not the best show. Dave. There's coming out tomorrow. The last episode was pretty shocking. Because it has. Almost no Lil dicky in it which is all about the other homing and the girl relationship and the would they put a lot was dedicated. A ton of time with that episode the fleshing out the other characters and if you think about the episode about gated dickey too but that was like an episode that was pretty much exclusively making care about data and understanding that he's bipolar and it's just a really good job making me like fall in love with all the different characters. Yeah I'm definitely giving a fuck about and I mean the number of people that you're seeing show the show. The show love is repressive. I saw a lot of people saying that they checked it out just because they heard US talking about it. I see why you relate to the show your rapper. Your back but like you know. I know that you could go between linked to it. I want to be taken seriously but then you know I don't WanNa do you wanna do Bro. Top freestyles anymore. Gala what does it do to your lifestyle when you say she thinks I'm famous as you sucking on my main and I was like like it is like what does that do to your life. Where then you for the rest of your life girls are going to think that you really WanNa get your booty hole sucked now. I don't really I haven't. I don't think I've ever asked to do that ever. I've only had it done to me one time and I didn't even ask your bottle. It one time. Shave your butthole. Is it talk on me? I mean I don't have that much hair incomes so I just I feel like an unshaven ass is not the kind acid needs to be. I mean eating hairy ass. Just got out the shower for me. She she was down. I didn't ask you like lift. Your Butt up a little bit Over been over. How much is laying arrogance sloppy defending just lifted up a little? That's what it's all about but it's funny because I said that in the song way before that ever happened in my life. This isn't happening in my life until last year. I feel like eating ass as a meme was always a lot more popular than actually eating out. Although these other people like me talking about eating some grows asses funnier than me. Talking about my stomach targeting. We're getting yours is funny only in the sense that we think it's funny because we are always making a bunch of stupid gay jokes like joking around about a bunch of like gross out. Shit. We a lot of people. Don't like the kind of humor. I thought he'd be letting bitches finger you asshole no. I've never done that into the finger up the boot do it with the with the domino shape terribly. Maybe if you took off what does he gaped asshole actually work great. I could probably throw some lube on this and put the center but no promise otherwise. There's no good angle ball. Would you Linda Pipe? You would a Dildo for only fans no absolutely not chappel well. I don't want to do that because it seems like it was feel horrible and then also even if I did want to do that A. Really wouldn't want people to see me doing that. So no not at all. No no pardon me has any fascination about my own butthole as a sexual device wasn't anything. Trevor Does at home tread. Oh Jeez I don't want to know on and is people don't even really know about travel trip travel right now or should we talk about trevor. Be Funny if it was like Jamie on the show show him for a second giving these negative exposure can they keep getting girlfriends and then like that is what you're what. Give them a droplet of clout hot girlfriend from a meet and greet no and then they're gonNA make petitions to be on the then. He started petition. Starting definitely great here. Making hundreds of dollars on stream drying fucking glasses on his face. Smokin blunts to the phase Eden edible last night. It wasn't that Straw but I was like. I was really sitting there this morning in like I got us off smoke so much weed. I feel retarded right now. It's like one PM. I don't feel like I'm like recovered from the weed smoke last night and then I'm like I know and then on my Qaeda edible. That's why feel so stupid right now. Edible hangover. That's how I feel when I do any drugs now the next day. I'm just like Oh fuck terrible. Did last night how to fuck in dude basically had this program that lets dudes show you dig met somewhat not dude let someone else take over my computer and they can use the computer my computer fraud so that they can make basically because there's poker software that basically tracks your and I'm so stupid in a so hard to figure it out and I get full access to your computer. What if he can do whatever now? Yeah but that's Kinda thing and poker is that it's like everybody's sort of has to trust each other if you're if you're untrustworthy. Then people are going to figure it out really quick like there's a lot of people who have basically been exposed for cheating over the years and it's just ruins their public credibility team share where you can like turn it on and off. Just letting him have full reign yes has control of it for that time period and you could see that they have a lot of people do it. Max. It's crazy experience. Usually whoa trolling my shit. I hate when you're trying to move the mouse they're trying to move the mouse and you're like in a war. We're at the same time. And it's like not seen youtube videos of like Doing scams done on all their files. And deleting everything oh I have seen some videos lately of just basically people like counter harassing scammers are dislike Like a company a company. Like they'll they'll do the software with you and they'll be like doing it to fix it and then you fucking put some program on their shit you can throw their shit fuck to you. Delete everything this this dude. I was watching. He basically somebody emailed them or whatever trying to scam him. And then he somehow reversed it exactly. He was able to find the address of the building and view a camera inside. The guy's office of him scamming people so and he had access to the phone line of this fucking guy trying to scam people and I don't understand I. I really didn't pay enough attention to understand how he was able to do this. But he's basically like counter scamming people I guess some. He's going to have to go in the chat. But it's pretty amazing vigilance to me. It sounds pretty tight. Vigilante Status Scammer. Or is he a hacker? He's like a basically like hacks the scammers because the scammers aren't thinking about people trying to hack them so they're sort of Loosey Goosey with the security protocols. How can I say that last week? I believe we did one hundred twenty thousand now. There's no guarantee that will do that many this week but that seems pretty good. Because we're doing like thirty five six months ago on this show. I think us being consistent. Joe Biden bought podcasts. Even doing any were. That's crazy to me. What is that. What was Joe? What Does Mall Have Joe Biden? Things Malls got corona. Bobby Club though. Not Now the clubmen closed. It's a New York is fucking. Skiing is the epicenter right now. They live like probably not Joe Lives in Jersey and Shit so he's probably just not even able to get into the city consistently on a day-to-day basis like that which is pretty crazy. What does my friend who was living in New York? Who just love to San Francisco. She was telling me she was starting to see like kind of the army and like it was starting to get very locked out here you know driving around and Shit. Yeah because it's like you can drop summer. It's no big deal in New York. If you're trying to drive over that tunnel is like I can't even imagine someone that I mean. No I heard if you have to go to work in the hospital wherever you have. Private cars like people who work at. I don't know if I can restaurants or something taking the subway right now year. That sounds like Bro Insane. Scary body elevated. Yeah are you really off the spliff? I haven't smoked in you. Don't smoke weed every DAB missing within like two days. Now I'm trying to. I'm trying to relax out and be sober for like you know the rest of the quarantine my favorite height along when I realized that people can't smoke the same amount of we that US Marcona. When we hung out with bug day we got him too high and I was like man. I didn't even know that was going to be a failure smoke so much. I mean we smoked too much where we don't even notice. That's so funny to me a lot. You and Jason Do Realistically Jason and the baby. Oh My god for whom I set the with the baby. He's got like asthma type shit in the first place. He really been coming in boost to the Laura also Haven't seen her I. I assume that she's recovering from the code. She watches in due time stamp. So like whatever we say about right. Now see yeah. That's the thing there's no more disinfecting Laura was only one that was keeping this place Disinfected spray today is really crazy because not being able to barely doing the interviews as really made us just double down and focus on the snapchat show. So that's been going pretty well definitely search jumper on snapchat and subscribe to our show. We'RE GONNA be starting to come with the Youtube version of the show whenever we come out with that so that's pretty exciting that we're going to be delivering the Youtube version of the show as well. You know what else is really exciting? What me and cam grow streaming after this. Listen TO YOUR MUSIC TAKEN DONATIONS. So tune the second. I was like what the fuck is he talking. Hey I mean. I don't know how much we're really going to be able to say about this but battalion story came out so let me just lay the groundwork for this for those. Who Don't know tally house. Website called the tally uncensored. And it's basically him run around doing pranks and all kinds of just silly little content with a bunch of naked girls with a boobs out. That sounds amazing. Censored I haven't actually looked at the actual content is it monthly subscription. Yes I think it's twenty bucks a month. Yeah he makes all the content so whatever like as a result and a bid told that he has like another site that he's working on coming out in sub. Basically tally if you look at his instagram. It's just him in a bunch of fucking instagram models. Constantly Porn Stars. Whatever he's just always doing content with these girls. This story came on. Tmz basically saying that a woman was running in Miami jogging or something along those lines and vitality jumped out of the bushes and allegedly attacked her and beat her in the woods. Or No along some path or something. I believe it might have been. Miami is and Miami. No no real clue what might have motivated this. I mean it sounds gas thing like why would anyone that you don't even fucking know hide in the bushes gash above her eyebrows from it was for a video we don't know. She said that she didn't know him and did not right. And it's weird because I reached out to a person from his team who I'm actually friends with. He told me that he couldn't make a statement about right now. I looked at. I actually message battalion on Instagram. He didn't respond to me. Keep Star. I believe reset of Italian and I went on Vitales fucking instagram this morning and looked at his story. He's promoting the site and he's just like hanging out with girls with his film or whatever he's just like making regular as instagram story. Pose as if it's all good He have thousands of comments calling him. A woman beater on the most recent post. But I mean and then I went to look again and I saw that. He actually deleted the post of him. Being out there in the yard with girls Everybody's really just trying to figure out what what is his version of this in which he didn't just jump out of the bushes right. I feel like that's almost like stopping the flow of like anger about this because everybody's so flabbergasted and just can't really why would that ever even be an option Some people were saying that he might have been on mushrooms recently. Like four video or something like that and there's no telling if that might have been part with so why would you hop Bush? Pcp for meaty. Mushrooms is not the kind of drug that would make you jump out of the bushes and attack a random woman jogging. That sounds kind of like maybe like a PCP slash like math type thing. I don't know if the tally is like him. Ling Royd out psycho at the biking The boxing match he. He told me that he's been steroids for three years straight A lot of people are on steroids. Who Don't jump out of the Bushes and attack men and women so we don't know that how that connection I'm saying it's not like we could say like. Oh He's on steroids. That's why do they could be communist. That's why we gotta get a response from of Italian. I don't understand what he's not issuing a statement for. Because how do you? How do you issued a statement on? I jumped out of the bushes and beat up a random give us a counter narrative. That's all I'm saying is that I just WanNa hear what the version of this could be. That doesn't make him look like a nut. I don't think that there is one. That's why he's not reporting. There has to be there has to be because I ve Italian well enough and I can't imagine him sitting here and explaining to me why he jumped out the fucking bushes and It's just doesn't like how does that make sense. I don't know him personally. But from the report I read it. He's fucking nutcase. Seem like a nutcase in that fucking video of at the fight like he didn't he like he like punch that that buff dude or something. That Jake Paul fighter. They got into it now. Bradley punched him. He needed to punch him though Bradley. I don't know if you guys are familiar with Mike from impulsive yet. But he he I think even Logan I'd be breaking up because Bradley Bradley Martin. The the buff guy that you're talking back. He put out a podcast with Mike where Mike apparently I saw video on twitter at my cries and Comes clean about the whole Logan thing. I have a little bit of insider knowledge about what they've been beefing over whatever but logan has been doing his podcast without Mike and Logan thing. What's the fight? The fight the beef between them I'd say it's kind of weird because like from Mike Subscribing to me my and I sought to watch the podcast with Bradley. But Meigs basically telling me that like. He's Kinda dare to be the no guy to say no to things like try to like help shape the vision of what they're doing and make it better and stuff and I think like he. According to him. Logan doesn't necessarily have that. Many people are willing to say no to him and his life since he's like the super rich successful one And as a result it's kind of like Mike has sort of Mike. Developing Fan base of his own might getting a million subscribers while also sort of being a person that's Kinda there to be critical of doing. I can understand how Logan might be sort of over that at some point. And how that could be issue of contention. I I believe that that's part of what they're dealing with. But I can watch that Bradley Martin. Thing you cry. I've never tried watching podcast you. Have you ever cried watching an episode? That's why people cry. You cried in it. I'm not sure what he cried talking about. No no I'm talking about. He cried on the body yet. He was on the podcast that we were sitting right here. He started crying. Has Anyone cried one of your interviews? I'm trying to think what would we be talking about? That was so deep has happened. I'm struggling to remember death of like. Oh I don't even think I wouldn't even be here exactly. Yeah fuck do there. Were some weird cries some some awkward cries and some like tries that. I think Maude son cried up a little bit talking about drug addiction. I included you. May Cry Woman no credit on this thing because you were mean to me. I don't know if you would come back if you did that. Line is crossed. Cry On the PODCAST. I can see happening. What would I do I? I don't think your somebody that would be Leonard. Lanta could definitely like start crying on the podcast and just not be able to help it. I feel like you would be able to control it and be able to like at least walk away from the situation before you like. Made it clear that you're upset. Mcdonald's Cup at your head. She really fucked me up. One time because Born went crazy. I think I was like on steroids or something. It was honestly I felt like this is what Roy rage feels like. I feel it now. I really deserve the dump. Sorry a Porta water on the sleep. Because I I do oh my God. I hate mother fuckers. Who Do that shit you and everybody on. Oh Block. Who thinks that's the funniest sh in the world is not funny. I should drives me. Crazy is sleep is so precious and like every time I would watch video juice world doing it back in the day or key for whoever? I'll always be sitting there watching the slow key. Get Mad about how pissed off. Somebody did that to me. Okay this situation. I did it to her. I didn't need to do it to her. And that's why it was for like I know what I'm saying is usually like if we're if I'd be like no. It wasn't even just that it was also the timing of is like if you're supposed to do it when like everybody's up and partying and chilling like that one presents houses right. I know we were all asleep and I woke up before her situation was like I feel like we went today in Vegas and then we went. We all went to sleep. He woke up before me. And it's like we had a long festival. This full wakes me up pouring water on my head. It was okay. The CAP is annoying. But I've seen like cheap with a fucking kettle. That's not right outside. Okay that will also put here in my ear. We'RE GONNA get swimmers ear swimmers ear as a kid. What is that you just get water? I want fucking pour this water over you are now. I remember giving swimmers ear a bunch of times. That never happened to me swimming all the time. And I never got swimmers ear. Look I did as a kid when you're wh what it is. I think it's like you can't like turn your head too much to the side you know. Who's the worst with wet and people is J. Prince Junior no offense J. Prince Junior? I'm just GONNA call you out if you watch his instagram. Anyone who falls asleep in the studio is bone they're getting wedded and I'm sorry. Seems Kinda off brand to me with him because actually all about respect if you have you ever talked to him. He's a very honorable guy. Respectful sleeping in our workplace a hybrid. -actly no but it just seems. Kinda weird for him to be. The Guy was when people you in our workplace we hid sleep physician j prince junior or are you going back to the Mark Davis Junior. I one day. I'm going to go back and watched young chop versus J. Prince Junior because that was the most houses. I really didn't understand what was mind blowing concept because Jay prince junior was just not knowing how to take this dude at all. And he's just being so disrespectful. It was so weird but then he also was like he's not stupid he wasn't like crossing the line. Like Oh fuck you bitch. At like he was like he was trolling them but he was. Trolling them in a weird way to where it was kind of confusing. But you think meek was on face time with young chop that young child will be calling him a bitch to his face like the way the job is basically calling him a bitch. I feel like no no. That's he might his wall out J. President. You Got Stopped. Wetting people bro. That Shit. We've got to leave that. In the past they gotta respect the studio respect workplace. I've been dude fallen asleep in the studio Manzano. Why because I get a bit eight nine in the morning so if I'm still in the studio at midnight or one in the morning I'm tired of Mother Fucker and if I'm sitting there listening to a beat the same fucking one's GonNa put you to sleep. You're going to be over at least one thing I could say about myself is I never got wedded by Rabbi Fallen Asleep but I did get wetted by trippy. Read when he threw water on I four. What was it? It was the end of one of these things he wedded. You know it was just weird ending the podcast and you're like And you walked away. I think it was the year. Wrap-up year one. You know it's a weird time to remember is I was reading this old issue of double xl. That I've found and I was reading. They had like answers of like Maino answering questions and the answers. That said my time working with Lil. Kim was and as a blank and he wet. Then it's weird weird time period. Where wet dismay cool in New York? You say wet. Yeah we used to say that shit to all the time like Yo that shit way seen movies it was wet. You heard that new Joel Santana Tapachula. Wet All the but you also say off. What is it wicked. What I'm saying waking since I came out the mother fucking bit me and mommy used to say as like like It was bad like we had flipped especially wet. That's also like know young leash. We'll say but like a different pack. Why you have the booth but booth sounds too cool for it to be a strictly derogatory term. It was only a matter of time. Shit booth sound like. Oh God I don't even smoke in both and BOOF BOOF is like two versatile term because booth is putting something in your acid prison too. So it's like how how you smoking booth and you gotta go booth drugs to bring into prison. We just got booth. Both the limits of the human land of the English language will never stop being stretched. That's a scary as Nigga and this is a scary ass name which get way which which one is scary sound like culture vultures for sure Nigga. I am the coach for we. Just don't know we're like we're observing all these weird slang. We're not we're not actual participants anymore. Is that how you feel? I WANNA ask your question about what's up very very. How's it going? Is there a visitor here? What are you GONNA ask them? I don't know oh I I had some of them you know I already did offer near you said yes. We're not bringing our on camera. She's she's not Eliza. No clouds tripped on nothing. His girlfriend the saw him trip. Nothing of break up with him because he's clumsy what he was going to choose a rug on the ground that asking about her. You Know Lennon texted me and says she's down for pulse whom I'm going to help is on the way up pup poem and the good part though is that. I know that I will leave the Perez. Go home as fast as possible. So the food would be maximum hot. You can't trust the drivers they're gonNA doodlebug and take forever stop play Pokemon go etc and I feel like when you order it lie and they know that this order. Somebody's picking it up. They don't even like cook it or paid any attention. Interestingly and I'm starting to get freaked out after you told me like they use like stock images and other well. He broke the news. Pretentious order you dot. All those pitches would look away different if they were being taken by different restaurants. A little too nice pisses me off though that. There's not like a photo for every item because that's kind of how it is in real life. Is You have a photo of almost every item. Large percentage post meets the very small percentage of those Fa- those items have been photographed and then some percentage of the time they're destroying lying about that being actual. I remember that one those are done. They're talk about this all right sorry. I ordered lemonade the other day and they send me the wrong order. You do you know it's like cafeteria food or does you eighty the drink revenue restaurant yard though. It's in the airport but it's really good actually ever seen in lax absent. I've probably been to that lemonade in. Lax probably like fifteen times. I usually fly united and I feel like I always go to one. The W P member. We went there. If you're not experienced in all terminals all city you gotta get all city Ca. It tastes like cafeteria food. I think he's kind of helping good. They changed the menu too much for me. Though a couple of good balls they got some good sandwiches. But my Nigga if I want I want the same bowl that I had six months ago seasonal for you know. I'm actually a little pissed sweet green to the Hollywood bowl. I don't know when they get rid of their fucking balls really fall in love with a solid I want forever and they fucking get rid of it so you can have some solid balls. Guacamole Greens kick it without. There's like this fucking southern AAA style. One that was so they had the blackened chicken for awhile. I never thought they were going to get rid of the Hollywood bowl. Now got rid of the main dishes that don't there's a big party. Now that wants Kehl. Nuts grapes and raisins chicken and goat cheese in the same boat. That's crazy I can actually read all of the ingredients. It was filed with the Hollywood bowl right there. That is there anything that forgetting I never I. I'm jeff somewhere addressing incredible. I'm not saying this weird. But I'm saying that. Was You know sitting here ranting and raving about how good sweet green is is pretty much as low brow as it gets considering? There's like two parts of our audience. These people who has ever heard of this place. There's people who are like what. Why are you celebrating this generic chain? No it is yeah. I think people like it when we give little recommendations here and there. It pisses me off about sweet green. That they don't do beef. That's part of their brand and no soda. You go there you can only do. La that branding stuff and one time. I went to St Grand. Try to pay with cash that you know that. It's cashless his foot. I don't ever carry. Gosh actually read about it. And they're pretty Company my Nigga. They had like sweet green festivals. And like I think Kendrick Lamar Kendrick. Lamar owns like Like a piece of at least one of them really. Yeah do you walk in? And they have a huge picture of candidate Lamar performing on the right but what an investment it can. We just invest in restaurants because I want to be part of absol checking. That's always packed. Chick-fil-a it's harder to get approved to be a chick-fil-a franchise owner than it is to get into Harvard Christian company giving server the church life. Everyone was happy Easter by the way Easter happy late Easter. Did you celebrate Easter? I should pull out all day. Shifts can bitch. I didn't think about the fact that it was Easter until it was like ten PM. Stop playing poker after like eight hours and I kinda thought to myself like should I have acknowledged this holiday in some way because it felt like we kind of got a free pass on doing anything because of the current. There's no Christmas. It's a religious holiday. I don't think your religious at all so I don't think you need celebrate IT S. She wants to watch the live stream. That your mom watched but you didn't Fuck Kentucky Goes Asleep but I didn't even offer asshole look at you. Mom does know how to work anything. Finally go my pc bill guys streaming this week. Watch out for me on twitch playing animal crossing GonNa get a horror games. That's Genre of games screaming the whole time screaming. That's fun. I like those games. Those games were never played. One point seven on stream. I don't know if I should be a person who's like learning to play a game on stream you gotta learn out of it. I'm just like I dunno playing poker on streams a lot more entertaining because I'm much closer to being good at poker than I am. At fifty seven remake for the first time the moment that came out. It's cool but once I really started playing it I was Kinda like man. I don't care enough about this to actually sit back here and play this. I think I would rather play poker on stream and then I played all day on Sunday and I wanted tournament. I was nine grand so I was very proud of myself. I'm yeah that's the most I ever wanted to poker tournaments so that was kind of put into win. A thing goes a fifty dollar one. No super five hundred at my hundred and sixty I forget. What do you think about the idea when nine grand czar of driving to Las Vegas? Just t eat something take out and then drive back just because I get. My House is the takeout. You've got to be that good something amazing. What are you doing to get out of your house because me and Leno? We have a park that we go to play. Pokemon go yeah. I was pretty much leaving the house. Eleven the other the other night. I finally felt the qualms of being inside all the time I I actually thought I was GONNA go crazy. I was GONNA cry and we drove to seal beach and just walked for a little bit. The walking is a big thing right now or just going you know. It's it's weird because you don't want to. Just go sit in the park because you SORTA run the risk of somebody else coming in sitting in the park around that we play pokemon go and it's it's like a situation where a lot of people would like sorta gather around for raid or whatever normally people would be standing close to each other and talking and how super spread out far away from each other which was pretty hilarious just to see like this very specific game in the specific place. We always go becoming much less social dude. I remember when Pokemon go first came out and I used to play and I would go to Santa Monica Pierre. How crazy that shit was. It was the same wall-to-wall Asians all the while. Asians everyone wearing their fucking their team. Caps selling phone chargers very impressed when I saw that too. I would've probably That moment in my life go do honestly the smartest thing I ever heard. These names are here on the corner. Selling mask Before we wrap this up I would like to ask you guys. What do you think about six nine attempts at trolling? This is all sort of in the build up to him making some sort of more public appearance but basically seeming toilets comment. Yes love that stupid comment on trains live. He said something about Uh. Let me underline Canadian. You're not even American. Yeah I don't feel like I kind of a lot of this stuff like Kinda funny but what I'm noticing is I just don't feel like he's getting much of a reaction because people are talking about it that much for for torey lanes to even be associated with six nine after. This point is going to be very interesting. Like toilets with somebody who is genuinely boys with them I believe he's probably sorted. Disavowed six nine and interviews and stuff. I can't say for sure but I'm pretty share. Would've added him onto quarantine radio raises. I wonder if you could sit did he do. Is there a way that he could do it? That is not corny. But he keeps this toy lanes of somebody who. He's not exactly fucking you know why he's not the most like street rapper. Whatever but he's definitely a guy who cares about being respected in the streets scenarios and status so for me. I don't know like do you think that Tori lanes is credibility. Takes a hit. If he fucks with six nine right now I would agree with them but like if I was on his team right adding on that but being openly cool with somebody like six lanes what if what if you add them on shits on them being the snitch and like whatever but he's but he's giving them a platform at end of the day so he shouldn't do that. I think if if if toy got six on live and started actually hitting him with some real shit about snitching. That would probably be mega viral that adjutant we know now that he got idea from us. I don't know though I feel Abtahi Lenses manager. I'm saying don't do a song with six nine. You're taking one thing and adding more. Would you say that I said? Would you tell them not to? I want to make a song with them. Yeah but I would say go live with him and be like Yo. The question is who's GonNa make some time because that's going to be talking about different things sort of take your like married to like as if we have to keep talking about this. We can't talk telling me no we're not talking about that. Is that when the point? I like Osuna will like continue working with him. I don't Know Yeah. That's all question is like are they like how does that? How is that shaking to go over in their culture? I was what I was watching the bay song tickets all. He's willing to do for the cloud. Who's six nine going to get on a son that's realistically song and his fires? No that's definitely an option but his first feature like who's actually going to want to even the producer thing that's GonNa be fucking questionable from Youtube. We'll be looking at them a little bit different too. I don't know people are saying metro. Were saying they got over a million followers since he got out. Okay I get it. I'm just saying if I'm a gambling man at this moment. I'm not bet the House on six nine because I'm not hearing a reaction I can really compare it to anything close to when he was out. Yep I feel like a lot of people. Artists SORTA ready to not pay attention to this guy got a million followers cool but like that's inevitable whatever puts out it's going to get millions of us to that doesn't necessarily tell us that he's going to have a real career going forward over the next couple of years. My debt isn't on him. Doing a ton of us in the short term. My bed is on him being taken seriously as a rapper over the next couple of years within rap. That's what I I would bet against him doing. Well now regard and I would love to be proven wrong. But if I'm a betting man I'm GonNa throw my hat ring. I'm shorting six nine. Basically one hundred percent I mean like think about all the things he used to rap about what is interrupted. Now it's like you can only take snitching joke. Only so far switching jobs take like even his even his bio salween like. What are they saying? I'm a SNITCH. I don't know maybe some people think this is funny. I see academic hype shit up but to me personally. I don't really see it going over all that well. Currently have they done that yet? Like make the switch remix like how they will make the remix a remix. Oh the I love. I still play. Komo. Cymru stick ever forgive six nine trae weight and ten K. Prod- projects for getting come up taken down. fucked up. You can't just get commenting. That's a big part of the culture. That's like maybe like if they race the original recordings of Garrett. You're trying you could never hear it again but you don't do that get reloaded. I know. That's what I'm saying. Also while we're on the topic fucker. We need that. That does the Gary Muses to keep it going during the We should do a Gay. Remix of this podcast. We need a much this podcast where they dislike all the time would you? Would you pay nine hundred fifty dollars for a black China? Phone call is she got booty naked on their spreader booty hole open. Yes Japan nine hundred fifty dollars for Black China. Top is a fair. Yeah can't me asking and I was like Knocking that I don't want your whoa. Whoa what's the lowest you think she would charge? So how long are these face calls? Probably five minutes normal call you. I've seen snippets of her. Mom's of love. You love show reality show. And she's on there literally looking like she wants to fucking killers in yes. She does not want to be there. She's Larry just sitting. There are trying to do in all kinds of shit to make money right now. This will probably don't want to do and I could see here just doing a face. I'm calling sitting there not say anything house. I have an idea for you. You should eat poop on Trivia reds livestream. That was an interesting segue. This is the last thing I want to say. You should give it a try. You Know Jake Hill House. Oh my Gosh fucking stapled. His mouth on This guy who came on here came in crew now came he was. He's been part of it but he came on our livestream and brought a shock collar and he had me in house will inflict chalk in they. Raise it up much but yeah that so what does have to do with the POOP. San Anyway he was on SMO- PERP and little pumps live stapled his tongue. Tasers Lips stabled is stable with a paper onto his cheek. What I'll end shot like a like air like a fucking Arrow gun at his foot. We did this. Chad. Tapper Guy. He did it on life on. How are we going to go with these lives? We've been corning for like a month. People poop sandwiches corentin single. What's next I want to ask you a single it's corners. I'm saying tomorrow seeing vibes as a man do a. Do you guys enjoy these. You know demons time fucking Tori clips here and there though okay so so you don't enjoy do you live not. Are we ever GONNA try to spend less time on instagram? Like I'm Kinda in and out like I'm not really looking for something to do for ten minutes like I'm not going to sit there and watch I. G Live for ten minutes. I I have not watched one July. Besides I chimed in on Joe. Biden's once or twice so they'll just click on his because sometimes he's playing music. Oh I didn't see that. But he'll be playing music. Drake have you learned to Tizi slide yet? Seen other people doing it. Have you done asked if I wanted to do it with her? And I said No. I don't think I need to hear says the I know guys who are dancing on talk on a daily basis with their girlfriends baby. You're definitely like a little dancer dance in my home in private joking around all the time on private dancing on talk. I don't know I think I need to lose twenty pounds. I think you say that all the time. I don't think I WANNA dance on my current body. Fat Percentage. All right all right look. Look we don't want I don't WanNa see a fat man dance. Yeah sure I guess you're fat fat fat but I feel like I'm GonNa Dance on Tick Tock. I would be doing myself favor. Do you have any people that you know take stupid? Sorry Talk People. You can name off the top of your head Madison Ray. I have no idea visit. I only can name a handful of who are these people ratio on and she did this. She made the say so. I love that song. Notre Tomo great dance show. We'll you've got to find out about all the hype Hauser's unless there's another house now too so that's a team ten versus caught house. Yeah but it's weird once you start to dig into these because they ain't really doing a whole lot you start looking at this shit. They do the same dance fucking time. Look too happy for me. You can't look happy all the time. I just don't really care about watching someone do the same the same like lip sync type things like shit so cornell there too happy there to up. I thought about making tech talk but I'm like I don't think I'm happy enough. I've never felt older than I think about this APP. I was laying right there for soundcloud. Wrapped didn't feel out of place at all and then boom talk. I'm getting I feel as an artist trying to promote myself. Do not want to do this. I don't I'm sorry if the Higher Company to do it for you I mean I think as an artist you just have to hire people to make dances for you instead of you being person doing. So many embarrassing challenges and Shit. There's so many like legitimate rappers. Doing stupid fucking challenges that don't catch on that nobody ever starts to care about why God has a cord. Only because I know how to do the dance is a tick tock challenge. Dance is actually pretty far. The touch of the dances though. They're like Oh this. This one dance that everybody keeps doing this Mega Stein Song I. I don't know you're talking about an inch shows me and I'm like Oh yeah right. I have seen like one hundred people do that here. The Union do the dance at this tune. Donna Donna done shabby is kind of Fidler. Sexy savage ratchet. Buji is crazy because her Her fucking label definitely did not like that wasn't like the priority single really. Yeah like she had another Captain Hood was full on its own and then they dislike that one such talkie song. Because it's like there's like you have three words like you'd have to know sexy or fuck. I don't savage class Buji Ratchet. That's a perfect not today but one day. We're going to have a conversation about all of the different female rappers that the hippo media basically tried to hype up and tell us what the next big thing that never really liked materialized into anything today but one of these days because there's a lot of people that like the energy has been behind. That people wanted to see them win. And then it. Just kind of like didn't really materialize a sad 'cause it bums me out too. It's not like I want to kick fucking dirt on the grave some of them. But there's just a lot of weird stories that we don't talk about terms like people that got hyped up a ton and then we never really you know. Yeah for sure. It's just over the last couple of years. It's like there's been so many different like women that have been pushed to the forefront. Possibly before they were really ready to be in that position. That's why the prophecy of Hook is here to save all of them. I WANNA say rest in peace China. I think she's very dull. Holy Shit into a segue. That's going to be really sad. And I think that she's one of those rappers. I was pushing never got there. I think she's actually not that she was host but she definitely has like a moment. That was a bit too early. Because you could totally imagine China coming out in two thousand eighteen and having a huge reaction and and author instead that was I mean. She was like ahead of her time such an incredible person. I still remember just her telling me that. She got into rap after being into death metal and being a little astonished by that but like Holy Fuck like. I don't feel like I've ever met anybody who said that to me in my life As crazy got into rap dude. I cannot believe that she's gone for and I can't believe that I have it on week ago already. Satisfied is so crazy. Kalani talking about talking to her like earlier that day and Shit I who else tillers like that so many people chugged English talking by just boom. I think it just happened in two days after Doug to it was nice. It was like the next day it was like holy. Fuck Shit happening still. Let's just focus on some peace recipes recipes. Both of them. This has been the number show. I was phone is getting antsy. 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I Read Star Wars Comic Books Episode II | Alphabet Squadron and TIE Fighter

I Read Comic Book

27:36 min | 1 year ago

I Read Star Wars Comic Books Episode II | Alphabet Squadron and TIE Fighter

"Don Don Don Don Don Don Don. This is the I read Star Wars Comic Books Special Edition the episode to. I'm Karen Barsky here with Brian. Murray hello and today we are going to be talking about the Pros Book Alphabet a bit Squadron and the tie in Comic Book starbucks tie fighter so so Brian how do how do you tie in comic book and a novel. Well if I've learned from this experience you tell people people that it's a time and that's all you have to do. Yes okay so four again false full spoilers. So we're talking about this because the the idea of creating a novel and then also having a sort of parallel comic macbook really did appeal to me and this is like a concentrated effort to explore a piece of star wars timeline. That we don't don't really know a lot about yet. So the Book Alpha Brits Squadron and I as an aside Ryan you must know that ah I am thinking so hard about the correct way to pronounce squadron. Every time I say it because my instinct is to say squids Ron and I just I just can't stop. I am just always going to want to say it that way. So alphabet Squadron Alphabet squadron takes place almost immediately following the end of Star Wars episode. Six return of the Jedi that I And we are going through the story through Following the narrative of this new character actor named Erica. Who was an imperial pilot and has defected as part of a second wave of imperial defections and she's recruited by the new report Republic Intelligence Agency Eh? Burgeoning I guess would be more generous way of but it to a target her former imperial tie fighter squad which is called the shadow squadron. And so we kind of go through their exploring what it was like to be a former imperial during this weird moment of the Empire is falling and trying to reconcile all of this. Yeah it is it is definitely good to. It's good to get that that you point right because that is an interesting way to observe the Star Wars Universe. I normally we just see it from the eyes of people who are good and have been good and we'll continue to be good or in Hans. All those case chaotic neutral title. But it's it's it's cool to see somebody regretting what they've done in Star Wars. Well the character of Eric while I actually found really compelling because as you find out more about her you realize just how sort of normal she is and I say normal because you know it's star wars is very much a fantasy story where there's good and evil and do you know who the good guys are. You know who the bad guys are. And you're rooting for the good guys. And they're always going to do the right thing but eric. Well we find out joins the Imperial Academy with the original thought to like get the skills there and then defect to the rebellion but once she got into the imperial real stuff she was just kind of like. This is fine just kind of stayed there. Well I don't think it was so much propaganda. The thing is for her. It was just her being like. Oh this is fine. This is like for my day to day life. This is this is okay and so she just kind of like went with the flow. Which I think a lot of people realistically do do during wartime you? Just kind of see what's happening and if it seems good enough you're like okay. So her kind of reflecting on that and now being like continuing to be ambivalent while working for the new republic you just kind of see how. She's I just still going with the flow and it's like all right. This is this works. I guess and it was kind of interesting to hear a little bit more about this operation. Cinder the sheet affected because the emperor maybe not cousin. She defected during Operation Center. When it's just the emperor's way of saying if I can't have it nobody can and just a plan to destroy bunch of important or valuable planets which is actually explored in the Star Wars Battlefront? Two video game for consoles and PC. I haven't actually played it so I'm not really sure what the story is there. But I know that that is kind of what that's about see so we do know no little bit more about how like this book does explorer the sort of people wondering. Why did this operation happen? Why did people actually go through with it? And what was the emperor's goal and I have to wonder now that we've seen some trailers for rise of skywalker that hint very strongly that the emperor emperor palpitation will have a role in it If this book is supposed to be some sort of foreshadowing four of skywalker because there's a lot of cryptic stuff about the emperor. And how even though he has died. Why is his presence is still very much felt? Yeah and I think that there is. There's a droid that the what do they call her grandmother. Yes has I forget what the actual cares. Actual name was but she has destroyed that like showed up and conveyed to her the emperor's last wishes or something like that. And you see that in the video game as well. It's destroy that has like a Hologram of the emperor's face in its hood which is creepy as all hell. Yeah and apparently. There's a bunch of them out there so that that's one possibility for what we're experiencing with the rise of skywalker. It is. It could be one of those emperor bots. My money's on forest ghost listeners. Might be wondering Karen Brian. Why are you talking talking so much about this book? We're here to talk about comic books. Well Front glad you asked because the the tight end for this novel is Star Wars Tie fighter which which was a mini series that follows shadow. Squadron actually before the events of Alphabet Squadron Adron which was a little confusing to me because while going through the book there were a lot of moments where I did think we were going to see some scenes from shadow shadow squadrons perspective especially because the characters in Alphabet Alphabet Squadron. Go out of their way to like give nicknames aims to certain tie fighters so like Oh are we going to find out who blinken char are now but I was a little disappointed because again this this comic takes place before alphabet squadron which was a little confusing to me because the book was published. I I think concurrently with the single issues coming out but tie fighter. The comic trade was only released in October so so like a couple issue. A couple single issues had come out before alphabet squadron and then it wrapped up after the release of Alphabet Squadron. So I think I was as you as you so slightly yet accurately remarked earlier. That's me too would've expected expected a little more. Overlap between the two stories in the tie fighter comic we do see some of the characters that we end up meeting in the book So it so it is interesting to kind of see because like later in the Book Erica Quayle reveals a little bit more about One one of the majors of the squadron who is a huge influence to her. And we find out. Spoilers is the reason that she ended up defecting acting and he's got some some big plans by the end of the book. Because this is supposed to be a trilogy for some reason and and so we see him very briefly. Tie Fighter Comic The character grandmother that Brian mentioned. She's I think a colonel. She's like the the top dog of Shadow Squadron and she is definitely presence in the comic book also but then most the tie fighter characters that we meet are ones that we don't necessarily encounter at all and alphabet squadrons. So I'm I'm not sure like how much overlap there might have been in characters between the two books or maybe in a sequel to alphabet squadron. Find out more about which tie fighters are Which pilots are actually in the fighters but I did think that it was interesting that we saw an imperial perspective through through this comic. That wasn't necessarily like Ha. We're all mustache twirling villains and it was a little more like uh fucking separatist again. Then Yeah Yeah Yeah. It's definitely like it was very humanizing especially for like the low level people in the empire the the ones who you know probably don't have the full story and who are just trying to do their best like when we get the I am sorry. I can't remember any of the character's names but the one guy who was talking to his grandmother about how he's like the seventh generation of his family to be republic pilots. He's like no grandma it's the emperor empire now. She's like yeah. WHO gives a shit? What you call it? I loved her by the way. She was terrific. Yeah there I think one of the challenges of these both of these titans is that it it was like terrible joke an alphabet soup of characters. You just kept finding out about more and more characters and I'm like okay. Hey but which ones are the ones that I need to pay attention to. Because there's a lot in here. Yeah I definitely. They're looking through your notes on this episode. You mentioned somebody named Cairo's who I've completely forgotten about a okay so Cairo says a character. In alphabet Squadron Squadron and she she's one of the pilots but she's wearing a mask the whole time and she doesn't say anything and end as a consequence. You don't really know anything about her at all. Except there's this like one subchapter were all of a sudden. It's from her point of view and she's like Super Angry Korea about people not listening to the emperor or something so I think the author was trying to get a whole like the big reveal is that she's actually an imperial the extremist and she's now like in an sleepers position in this new republic squad. But it's like so small compared to the rest of what's happening in the book that I am like eighty percent. Sure I hallucinated it at all. That's right because she was the one who is always like we don't know what her deal is but she's very scary. Yes right yeah there is I just okay so I really. I really really really wanted to like this book. And this comic and the reports of both of them that that I liked but overall I was bored and confused. And that's frustrating to me. Because I'm like I put my time in money into a consuming this media so I would like to be entertained and I was sort of entertained at parts but overall just kind of like. I'm Kinda with you Brian. Like I don't remember People's names James because we're not really given a reason to not an impactful experience but but I will say about the the comic book that it would be really easy to be confused during the space battle scenes but I thought that the art team did a really good job of letting you know like what the action was who was in each tie fighter and like that was that was one of the least confusing aspects of this reading journey and the way they drew sort of the ghostly tie pilot helmets. It's over their faces. When they're in the cockpit I thought was a nice touch? Yeah the comic had some really great moments I think I think my critique for the comic Amac is that I actually wanted it to be longer and overlap. More with the plot of alphabet squadron. One Percent Yeah like there I ah I was just kind of waiting like Like I see so many places where both of these books and them as a cohesive of unit could have worked better like the characters and alphabet. Squadron were interesting you just couldn't really tell because the writer kept like shoveling in a bunch of extra like nonsense around them like like one of the okay so one of the characters name so I actually remember because it's like so mono-syllabic Salambek wars so star Wars Chaz net shattuck and Chaz is lake AAC. She's she's a female pilot. She's got like green hair. I think and she loves listening to music while she's fighting among which cool fine but the writer would like go into detail about exactly what kind of song she was selecting for like every single time time she changed the song and I'm like Bra. I don't need to know none of this information is relevant to me and you're distracting me from the action at hand mean mean anything because none of these are genres we have on earth so there is just okay. I will say this. If you are a reader who does want to know little nitty gritty stuff like that to get a a more Let's be generous. Is here and say a token esque reading experience. You can go ahead and read this book but I did feel like you almost couldn't see the forest for the trees at certain points like so okay again. Full spoilers when we get towards the end of Alvis Squadron they're attacking King the shadow squadron like strongholds and all of a sudden everything's on fire like an entire planet is on fire and I like didn't unnoticed that that was happening because so many other details were happening and like if a whole planets on fire fire everyone should be freaking out but instead it was just like what everyone's wash. Yeah that that detail that should have. I've got been much more important than the other. Details was just kind of thrown at you with a handful of other things and so it didn't really i. Should've I guess it. I guess I could be generous. And make the argument of the author wanted to reflect the a chaos and fog of war but I as a reader should know if all of a sudden. Everything's burning you. No I appreciate. Get your continued attempts at generosity. Makes me feel more comfortable about being kind of a prickly bastard about it I have to give people the benefit of the doubt or else. What are we even doing here? You're right like we're not trying to dunk unduly on these books like we're just there's there's so much potential that I don't think books lived up to and I think that's why it hurts so much. No one hates star wars more than Star Wars fans. There is so much coaching here. That's good and could be expanded on. But I felt like they expanded on the things that weren't as interesting. And it's a shame and there's some there's some Like I'm like I'm just mad because it could have been so good and I also you have some further questions so So a Brian and I have both seen and loved a star wars clone wars and Star Wars rebels and one of the characters in Star Wars rebels who you also meet in a new dawn. I think was the books name is Harrison Dula and you get to hear for General Cinderella being called during rogue one but So Harris shows up in alphabet squadron. And she's general and you find out that she was at indoor and she she actually has kind of a big role towards the end of this book but they like. Don't mention stuff about her. That would be really important to know like. Where's her kid at no point? Do they mention her kid. And I'm like should I worried. Is He like New Republic Daycare die and she's just not talking about it. Did we forget that she has a child. Like what. Where is this adorable that all have tweeted calf human toddler decorate like I? I'm concerned now. Like where is this. Kid was Jason. They named Jason Right. I forgot I just know that green hair and I was like who is that. How those genetics combined a star wars and star wars doesn't care? I want you to be you better so if you were gonNA. You'RE GONNA fix alphabet squadron anti fighter. How would you do it okay? I would make tie fighter our overlap with a squadron at the very least for The parts where we're seeing in the character whose name is will we'll lark so we'll lark one of the pilots on Alphabet Squadron and he he is prior to joining alphabet squadron. He's part of another squadron who is basically obliterated except for him by shadow squadron. And there's this it's like one of the most impact like memorable. Parts of Alphabet squadron for me is when will and his former squad are kind of drifting rafting through this weird like galactic missed applicant Nebula or something. Yeah so they're basically like in stasis waiting for visibility ability to get better and they're just like chilling and talking on their car bombs and he's just like flips open his calm to be like an open channel two at like everything around and he's basically like hey shadow squadron We're getting bored and we're betting you're getting bored too so I don't know somebody tell these something surprise me and then there's like radio silence for awhile and then one one of the shadow squadron. People does reply and is basically like. You're dying here will lark and I was like Oh so when I was reading the The book I was expecting that moment to be shown to us in the fight or comic but from the imperial perspective like who said that to him. I would like to know and you could see like what was the tie chatter going on at the same time while will and his buddies were chatting like that would have been a really interesting perspective shift but they just didn't do it why not Brian. I don't know that that's the exact same see in the Admi- uh just like how good Beatles find out which one of them was being such an a-hole the will work with such a boy. He just wants to go home home. Go Home I did. I did appreciate. AH AT THE END OF alphabet Squadron. When he's like I just want to go home but these assholes are going to blow themselves up if I don't stick around to take care of them? Well you're probably right. You're also like twenty to a little baby and Another part where I would have wanted to see overlap as this whole lake friggin fireball. Seen like I thought again wall I say breeding but I was listening to the Audio Book. of Alphabet Squadron. It's like all of a sudden everything's things on fire and Erica quoque that's open calms. And she's like everyone. This is a rescue mission. I don't care what side you're on but we gotta save these people who are about to get burned alive and so the t you do see in the novel that the ties are helping to kind of blast the things that might explode neck so that they can kind of control. It's like a controlled burn situation. They're going for and but you just you don't know what's going on the on the fact that you see from the perspective of Alphabet squadron that some of the ties are contributing to this effort so I thought before reading tie fighter that tie fighter would have covered that from their perspective. And maybe some some of the internal Arguments over there com channels being like. Why are you helping them? Well you know what the right this is garbage we seeing more more of the nuance there. Yeah whatever sent agree. Let's do better star wars. Yeah Yeah Yeah this was. This was a rare miss. We're going to call it a companion novel. It's got a companion a little bit one thing that did annoy me about this. Is that For the last tab of Alphabet Squadron Chestnut just keeps going on and on and on about journal or so and how she wants to be like her and so it's like it's really obvious that Chazan and check has kind of like a martyrdom death wish situation going on but the author repeated this idea so often with basically see the same words that I got kind of sick of it. Like I'm like okay. I get it you really really dig Jenner so you like saw her one time and it really impacted you and somehow you've got it into your head that you have to like essentially died in order for this to be the best outcome and I'm going to need you to calm down and also a good ending this writer to trust the reader a little bit. Yeah yeah except that. We're going to remember it. You know at least after the second or third time. Here's my question Brian. Since this since for alphabet squadron at least it's supposed to be a trilogy what could possibly happen so my my hope what I would want them to do would be for the entire second book to be from the perspective of shadowing coming like the the first book was entirely mouth that squadrons perspective now I WANNA see shadowing for book and then the third book we catella go back and forth. I like it I could see would do you think that if done well a companion comic I would add to the sequel for this book or Now oh absolutely yeah. I mean as as long as they actually interact in some way like as long as they're touching on like different aspects of the same events or you know if the if the next comic is what gives gives us that fireball. Seen from alphabet squadron. Or something I think that it could be great. They just have to actually link them together. Somehow do a Disney. We know you're listening. Lease aright final thoughts. On this Crossover Crossover Brian. Yeah wasted potential up so bummed. Oh well will not listeners. Because it's only uphill from here this was a small blip on what is a glorious cosmic expanse of adventure waiting for us. The next time on I read Star Wars Comic Books Episode Three where we explore the comics talking about the age of the republic. Thank you for. You're listening to the I read Star Wars Comic Books podcast presented by the. I read comic books podcast. This show was first aired on the IRC patriotic on at Patriotair dot com slash. PODCAST special. Thanks to all you wonderful supporters out there without you. The show would not exist. Sent US feedback about this show at IRC beat podcast at G. DOT COM and check out our website. IRC podcast dot com for our discord scenes. And all things. IRC be you can also a follow us on twitter and Instagram at IRC. podcast this show was produced by Brian. Murray and Carrizo Gorski edited by Zander rigs with Mike rapin executive could've producing. 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The Gaming Tadpole (128 Battlefields)

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1:16:08 hr | 6 d ago

The Gaming Tadpole (128 Battlefields)

"Ever since i switched anchor uploading. Podcasts has been faster more efficient and while free there are creation tools. That allow you to record in. Edit your podcast right from your phone or computer. Anchor will then distribute their podcasts. For you sir can be heard on spotify apple podcasts. In many more you can make money from your podcast with no minimum listenership. It's everything you need to make part guess all in one place. Download the free anchor app or go to anchor dot fm to get started. Dun dun dun dun dun dun don don don don don i if i i i just caught the battlefield reveal at. I don't even know if that's such thing as a a case. The gaming tadpole let's chase craig and reality will be here with us a little later fighting for today shots. I mean speaking of that just earlier today. Ea unleash some craziness on the next battlefield game. And i don't think anyone expected what we got the year and it's really exciting. I'll be with some things. But i'll talk about it. I mean we got some full details on what the game will be like in. There is the reveal. Trailer occurs gameplay reveal during e three has their own segment and they'll be sharing our the game play and also up in beta so that i mean that's the big gaming news of what happened earlier today but other things ratchet and clank roof apart coming out this week and sucks to be everybody who does not have positioned five which is me as and the game is receiving lots of praise. People are loving. It says whether it's one of the best games of the year and the studio behind it in some actor came out and said we didn't crunch one bits no crunch when the making of this game that is very important to talk in this world that we're in knowing the gaming industry additionally though we yo- operation Tango so hopefully by then. I mean she'll be back so operation tango and loki. So i i saw the first episode. Lucky are given on spoiler thoughts on that as a just released today. So those was on the dockets. I guess you would call it. How are you doing today sir. You were does door dashing. Had pretty good day already knocked out on my deliveries for today. So i'm done got the whole afternoon to myself my play. Some video games might check out all these video game trailers that i missed today. You know you try to watch him out in the field but youtube doesn't load because you have bad cellular service. I didn't even get to see the new trailer for battlefield. I heard it was good. Yeah i i'll i'll definitely vami. We'll we'll talk about that Yeah that's been my issue for the longest time having old router. Actually there was a job. That was vying. Hire me and they said 'cause old air net services so bad that this john aca said the name but they came back and said tests that again. I don't think we have a right. Your your internet speed. Luckily the time they set-back and asked the says it again. That's when i had my dinner at no longer. Having the one point eight megabyte upload twenty max megabyte download. It's what chart might how much higher than that so. I responded with my current internet speed. So although i could feel the pain of having low the cellular service and outlaw. Hopefully the door dashing was fun. I mean a lot of people ordering food i bet in wanting some grab so Back hey balmy on twitch or you could do some flag like that you can dress up as a bird while delivering. Its way too hot down here in texas for that. I'm sorry that sneaky door desk driver. I don't even know the doorbell or anything. I drop off the food. I'm gone to the next one. Yeah we're all from texas. But i i think i went on a walk or much earlier so i i'd like six. Am sites like all right. maybe. I didn't catch the most heats but i bet like probably around noon. I've nowhere to go most times. You know actually speaking of that before getting this. This is important because next month. Through and keep calling geek. Excellence retro expo. In the plano center happening on july twenty fourth the third we can july. And you actually has something like just a couple of days of before that up here now. This was just recent but the governor of texas. Graham greg abbott. He came out and said. I'm signing a bill. Prohibiting any business or any establishment from requiring anyone to wear a mask be vaccinated texas as one hundred percent free without no restrictions or requirements. And least from my circle. There's been playing piano ground. That i get that. 'cause we have a very irresponsible governor. I mean for many things especially just in this year alone and he is definitely not thinking about the safety of other people you money. We think we'll make most money is getting people back out there shopping and keeping the economy up and going although work from home starting to be however this past weekend i was actually out in out to two places. I visit the movie theater that i went out to restaurant with From my observations these locations neither of them twitter standing required you to come in with a mask they required. They didn't require lights. Social distance encouraged debt. But there was none of that. You cannot come in here unless you're vaccinate or you have a mask on and yet ninety percent of the people who attended these two locations. They had their mask on or and even the ten percent through didn't they were spread out. They weren't going around going. Hey how you doing. My name is bob. Sorry sorry. I just caught the cogan there. No none of that. It felt very safe. So while it sucks as durham mass. I don't think we're gonna get into another outbreak. And just because i believe there are more people who are safe in insecure about this than knots. So that's why. I'm still moving forward with plans to be at gig retro style and may riano lot so i don't know how you feel about that now that you guys have been coming up here in dallas. If you still feel safe about going out with this in mind. I do actually You know like the reason. I'm coming to dallas for concert. So i'm gonna be on the floor standing room surrounded by people but i'm still going to keep my mask on it i vaccinated my wife has also vaccinated still gonna have my mask on regardless So yeah i think as long as people continue to wear masks if you're unvaccinated or continue to be socially distance somewhat then we should be able to control you know the spread and and stop it in its tracks and not cause another outbreak. Like you were saying. I think as long as people are safe. Wash your hands all the time. Where your mask Stay arm's reach away from most people. You should be fine. Yeah i mean these places. We're very sad. Size than i bet with retro expel there they are keeping this my cause as much. That sucks. the thing about conventions happening while we're still a steadily in a pandemic even ask the cases are going down a lot than you know conventions do need a survive and as much as we like to thank online it's feature. I do still think that it eventually streaming could eclipse movie theaters. But it's a long term plot processor and the same conventions is that you know it's possible they could make money solely from online but the code hasn't been cracks and i understand why they got direct if they're able to be You know efficient a bath. And i don't think we i don't think like the end is near anything like that. Because i saw some people are like man. I was going to go to convention it after hearing that. I'm not going anywhere if you want to feel that way. That's fine by. Don't be discouraged for making decisions. But i i the saying is that i think it's okay to be going now so i'm gonna do it I agree. I completely agree especially for those out there. Who kind of need that going out as sort of a a mental reprieve or break or something like that that personally. That's how i am. And that's why i was struggling over the last year. Not being able to go anywhere. Like i'm the type of person that will really go out on the weekends. I don't every single weekend and in party let loose and all that stuff. I like to like once every three or four months. Just go travel and go to like a show for one or two days or go to a festival. Something like that. So i i need those breaks and i know there are others out there just like that so if you have been stuck indoors for a long time now and you feel like getting kind of time. I think it's okay to go out as long as you are safe about it and you know. Take that break. Yeah that's the only thing. I will say to their concerns. Is that at the same time. This guy at least From this local costs play community in dallas. How needs to have like something. Worked out here. Because i was mentioning this to riano When we're saying out by there seems to be a disregard for casler color and especially black. And what i mean by that is that i mean i've mentioned this before. North texas have had an issue of people from the costly community to come out saying. Please be kind to each other. They want to go out and get a haircut. They want to go to a bar with friends and they don't wanna wear a mask. Please be kind. Be kind okay. Don't be rude if someone voted for trump. that's okay be kind and when black men and especially black women being harassed online for does Crickets nobody from my community. It's started talking about this. Until i brought it up early said that i know so i gather people concerned because yeah the abuse people. Don't they don't really care about morals as much as buying a party yet again. That's probably something i'm gonna think about going back into condos i'm gonna have to rethink who i hang out with but Yeah i mean. We'll see but i i would not panic. That's my only thing to say about it. This gain that out as concern embezzles in gatherings to continue. Come back i mean. Why should you panic. When there's so much gaming goodness coming out like man that battlefield which has been revealed as battlefield twenty forty two and i will say i'm a fan of the battlefield serious as was called duty. But i haven't. I haven't bailed play every single battlefield game existence but i haven't played quite deal am. We're what battlefields stood. our for. The longest time is that it was a multiplayer shooter that played more like a strategy game. And that you're in large scale warfare. You're having to go in a squad. You're having think tapped glee or let's try to take different objectives as opposed to call of duty where i mean. It's every man for himself mostly even if it's on team at Well recent years they changed things around but bellefield has been something that even people like. I don't play a lot of first person shooters but battlefield. I like that. Because i like strategy games and there is a lot to that but i mean recently. Battlefield has gone up and down. I mean there is the critically acclaimed bellefield wine then followed up by that was south five. Which a lot of people. Hey so does being the next game and thankfully they have avoid doing the released a dice first person shooter every year because they were about to do that with ballots yield that now tonight workout so they spent a good amount of time. This game coming out later this year. Battlefield twenty forty two is such an interesting. Take as it's kind of monitor but it's seddon the close future. So it's allowing them to kind of fantasize about a lot of things and for people like man. I don't play games surrealism. Do not worry is based on this trailer. Loan bellefield is turning fast and furious in the best way so one of the big selling points for this game is that is a hundred twenty eight players. So they've expanded the number of people running around a large scale battle a tackling ojectives and everything which they even said there is like new hazard type mode so they're adding more as far as that but one hundred twenty players running around. That's a big number and even the trailer showed tiny bits of game. Play where you saw that an action. And oh my gosh. It is crazy but additional that if you want to even get even crazier each team they Pet robots that is kind of like an a companion which is new. So you have like a pet robot. not really a dog or cat but the some pet drone that are not drawn ped- machine that can walk on four legs and has twin machine guns so being in the can. I pretend to be the new captain america. That's my redwing. Yeah actually i'll explain. Why because you're here's where here's where those gave gets even crazy and be in a good way so emmy that looks like it's bringing back the destruction that people love i mean. The trailer shows large scale destruction collapsing on the people. So all that and then other A spaceship blake taking liftoff. While there was one hundred twenty players Fighting each other you can actually see. There's a in the bits of game play. it's a character driving a vehicle and like you're it's almost like a zombie apocalypse and some those zombie games. Have like a lot of zombies on scream. This is has a lot of players. Wow this is going to get crazy. I hope the service can hit like. That's one thing i hope for. This game is that we don't have any sort of server. Crashes or technical hiccups that have happened. In some of the you'll games that launch. Which i'm sure is that they spent more time on this. That a hopeless thing by additionally i mean they've there's some small tweaks you can customize your weapons on the fly so you don't have to governor menu the change your load and everything you can pretty much at checkout your weapon like crisis holding the gun up to your face Changing out like sounds scopes ammunition types. Yeah and another. Here's where we add on so all the play. All of the soldiers they get like squirrel wings. So this is where the captain america part may comment because you can actually fly across the map for a like a flying squirrel and what it gets crazy is that they're also adding in environmental weather wet weather hazards so for example in the city map that they showered though occasionally be a tornado storm. And you could either run away from it of course or if you are using a glider. They showed the trailer someone got out of. What looks to be like a gull. Carter tractor m just opened up his wings and he used the tornado to fly himself up so he can do scale across lee as like. Oh wow all right. Yeah now given the trailer is alma cheating and it's it's a premade trailer but says it's using game engine. I believe that because the frostbite engine that. Ea uses a lot. I mean it. That's that's a beautiful game engine regardless of whether they feel about the bellshill gains one thing everybody could agree on those games. Always look good and this one of course supporting rtx ray tracing so have. You are on places pc. You'd see those reflections reflexions with one hundred twenty players by the way plus robots. So here's we're gonna get into. This is gonna lead to some congress things so one two things that people have concerns mealy seeing. Oh i'm sorry this this conversation got me so hyped up that i looked up the trailer and i just saw the part where the guy jumped out of the jet and shot a rocket launcher at the other jet and i was like. Can you do that in game. Don't tell me you can Really actually that's referencing something you're doing battlefield because there's a trick that someone dead battlefield for. Were they jumped. Avid jad and blew up the opposite jet with a rocket launcher. Got back in and now with the grill glider. You can pretty much do that And that's why they kind of reference santa trailer just jump from vehicle to vehicle vehicle. That sounds yeah. Oh so because there's a lot of players on screen you can imagine. The max are big. They are really big now. Here's work again. That's something to things that people may our concerns with wine. There are seven maps that launch. Now given there's going to be free maps post lines so The i mean they're going to support the game post launch with free content so free maps and modes to endure the more Seasonal stints and all that but it's there will be no single player campaign and some people an issue with this now. I get that but at the same time. I always thought for the longest time. Battlefield was always about multi-player even when battlefield began it was the first battlefield game was just Versus was pretty much conquests between two sides and there was no single player campaign. Just very layered. They start adding it but most times the campaigns. They've not been good now. Given you could make a campaign and it could be great but at the team doesn't have their heart and other like yeah we we just don't really have anything mind for a single tur- campaign and we just wanna fuck some other player. I'm all right with that. Riyadh is back to me ray mountain almost almost all right. Well this a now what they did say. And there were mile for our talking about battlefield. What they did say is even though. There's no single per campaign you can actually play the game off line. You're can play the game. Local with bats came to a combination. That i find that to be cool. Say you just wanna play with your friends and the have matt set up with. I don't know a hundred so bats. 'cause one hundred twenty eight player count. That's great so that might use some concerns in case and i'm hoping there's no service issues they do have an open beta. That's gonna be happening soon. Okay we have to play. Yeah yeah he yeah no. We don't even like battlefield. But i'm in. Well that's the thing is i. Guess what what detract some people from battlefield and even with like. I played game for fine. I want fast. I don't want realism. Like talk about real. And this is d- battlefield. I never really thought they were. I get some of them are inspired by realism. he won't battlefield whi- which people are saying that right now that's the best battlefield as far as recent battlefield games. Come out it takes place in world war one but get. There's light people with the mini gun or like a full armor suit like this is in the future and lots of things that would suggest that this is a fantasized version of war wine rather than trying to be real and this game coming out is gone now skar realism. We're a big dumb blockbuster. For fine and i like that. I'm amy just as the trailer start. It's just lots of people falling from the sky and just to indicate how how much killing people falling from the sky. Yes it's like. The trailer begins with just a lot of soldiers following. And if you're like oh my. Gosh 'cause it's lying to tell you how many 'cause that's the one the big selling points of this dame is a hundred twenty a players so there's a lot of people onscreen and that could be moved around by all this destruction now that also can company nasa concerned. Some people could say okay. One hundred twenty players. they're going to be a battle rail motor. Are we gonna do some paid when thing so they confirmed. There's no battle royale note that is not a for this game. There will be lots of other multiplayer modes that our team orientated and there will even be some Freefrall tight nodes but there's not gonna be any battery all they feel like that's not something that we are best at and that's a smart move to that a selling point of your game so really. I'm just excited for Yeah i bellefield. This looks like a great advancement to the series yet is battlefield large scale war but now it's even more than it's decided to go crazy. I love that. I mean it. What do you even looked at one. The maps of them late throwing missiles at each other in the ant arctic is one of the maps of the game is that you're on the arctic having like a chasing with like these motor boats that are speeding on ice in meanwhile sliders. Yeah ice lighters. Meanwhile there's like over one hundred players running around like background. I was like gosh. This is going to be crazy. So i'm looking forward to it now and i'll say this 'cause this needs to be said and now i'm going to get this on pc because my machine candle at but for s for owners and xbox one owners they are going to get the least out of everybody so they did say that the playstation for an xbox one version of the game will only have up to sixty four players but with all the like all the other things added a game. It's the only thing stripped down as the player cower and of course the fact the other councils don't add retracing but outside of that. I'm just looking for help. All the works out again. I mean there's there's always concerns about will the watch be grade and Well actually another thing that's important. Will there'd be anti cheats. They what does this is an important feature for multiplayer games on. Pc anti cheat disables the ability for modern to come in and cheat and a multiplayer game which has been an issue with the pc versions of battlefield games. So and that's important for something as large scale this. They have anti cheats. Somebody doesn't like snipe someone from the other side of the map or anything like that. I mean i'm confident even at that. It's the sex like crazy fund and it comes out. October twenty second and the other thing is there's pre. There's different preorder addition. So you can preorder the game and and people who preorder gift i access to the open data and then there was like a gold edition that gives you access to the battle paths watch again. The ballot passes all cosmetics. It's not even game play oriented. there will be microtransactions. I bet and i hope if they do. It's not something that's gonna feel hostile because this is something needs to watch out as they're building themselves back up they've had a history of screwing up before and one of the things they did is running with this on my noli in china to price. Gouge people do you remember. Actually go to another game. Something for year on your members sim city online at another was an online now so actually this is what inspired the creation. While i mean i'm sure paradox are was already making city skylines but before the city skylines yay owns the license to city. They made a sim city game. Where you had to be connected the internet or to play it and it would have serb issues left and right and by the time they would fix everything up that they had with the game. People are just last interest sir. They took it out on the company who owns the subsidies franchise in axiom. What's ex bite. I mean that's why we got. The sim city city. Skylines came out a few years after to pretty much be. That sim city game. People always wanted. So i'm hoping va decides to bring back some city again. I mean they. They learn from their mistakes and how they do online multiplayer. And i'll be honest. Though out of all online multiplayer games from big aaa companies is. Actually i think one of my favorite whether it be apex legends or this year which i will review later knockout city. I've been playing that. I've been loving. And that's become like a big hits and that's one of e as multiplayer games. That's like a fantasy dodgeball type game. And it's a lotta fun. So i mean i think multiplayer they got they just have to really be careful how they approach this multiplayer. Only multiplayer focused play battlefield game. Wait which. I'm fine with bud. I mean we'll get more info as games. I addy three. Because that's what they said. The trailer gameplay reveal june fourteen. They'll probably release have the release date for the open beta so that will lead us to the other big thing that happened today. Loki which is a big fan. The zero. I'm a big fan. Vm year craig. That's it yeah. I love the mcu arca. This is latest out of their tv series. I mean that they've recently did with disney. Plus amin this year. They've been knocking outlets all of these. Whether be one division or catafalque in the solar so this third one in the line. And i mean. There's a lot of inches patient for because a lot of people love loki. For some reason. I asked a lot of the reasons i mean. Thomasson is a factor for a lot of people. What people wanna get bed with. Tom hilson they. They really love it like that. Okay geez well. People think he's attractive guy. I mean you look at tom. Halston in the movie or okay okay. We're stopping there though. I was like just not that detailed. ra deaners thomas. Anyway it gets to the point to the back world's well. The point is that despite people love tom hill. Emmys got the charm. The care to lucky i mean he kills he cheats. He's he's a punk. So why do you want a show about him. he's not a pike. He's like really clever but he knows his brilliance for mischief. Basically command thing is. He's not really clever. Because every time he these guy Like the heroes always plan back to most popular moments for loki as when other store through matt guards get help sane at thor ragnarok or in the vendors were hope just throw him around the place i mean that'd be the best thing is these gangs but catch but so we're going to have right now is not the best. That's false okay. Yeah bruin avengers one whenever hawkeye shot that arrow at look. Look you didn't even look. And he caught it and he looked directly at the camera. That was cool. That Well what this. This is taking place after the game was only spas ran game. A i mean that's the thing you see these shows you'd have you would have to watch endgame that this all this takes place after that. The in the importance of having their own miniseries is i. I remember i read. It is probably very accessible Stuff that they are able to more developed the backstory show people a what is happening in between the movies because we can only take up so much in. There are a lot of cuts and everything so help you just learn more about like this world that cares lives in the entire mcu. It's really fantastic. All these shows are trying to build up the next big marvel dylan and that that people know that that's Style mean he's Sinister devil lake billon. That's never been shown on live action movies of forbe's been an animated series and games but supposedly the next dansk level villain in the mc year and each of these shows. They've given some hints. What will regardless of whether whether it be the called or even one division teasing and Throwing gotcha everybody. Endless show even kind of brings up the pfister as wall. So you can tell that these shows are building up for something bigger as well as building in the blanks for characters that they haven't gone to bring up there so i mean in a way that could be exciting for lucky. Despite all the able things he's done what those though taking place and the part of endgame were some of the vendors went back in time to correct. Some things happened actually in the first vendors. There's a part where they try to find a test. Rack and loki broke. Free caught the tesseract and disappeared. So this takes place right after that. The explain okay what what's going on now. That luckiest kind of broke. Some time i. He was supposed to die by now. He escapes a so like that. Messes up some time continuity here and that Ticks off the time. I mean what is pretty much the time place. There's this a committee of people who are worshiping. The time lords and say the time lords say time has to go exactly the way and you logie you best up time by breaking free of what was supposed to be your destined path so he gets thrown in jail as you could call it and what i really like about. This is that each only shows they play up to something relatable to rely. I mean just like with the marvel movies. That's why they as engaging as they add 'cause with this. You have a guy of mischief in having do being office space areas were. His powers are stripped from him. So he's the dog in a break free from this. I'm the god of mischief. And everybody's like yeah. Yeah right our case case. Sit your butt down. Are you guilty or not guilty. I am the got okay security. i'm the god. Oh so i mean that's the way an interesting. I'll this show plays out as you're having to deal with someone who is used to having all these things that he's capable of but now he is pretty much the week laying Even though we get the bucket in the movies but more so here key has no authority over the time committee that he needs want himself with which he that brings us to the other. Big character in the story played by owen. wilson agent. Morbus are mortis and he is. He comes in to where everybody in the time for sir. All six of them they're like. Can we get rid of him. Because he's getting on her nerves in east endangering everybody's trying to escape all the time and own molson's like oh. Wow well hey buddy let me talk to my pal year loki. We'll find something together. Come on man no. He doesn't say like that but it does become somewhat of a buddy investigation story because there seems to be an issue going on at the time borsen believes he. We need the help of lucky. So why will say here for those who've been keeping up with these shows are the like arcade the next big marble shut. This got to be as big as granite as great as the last year. I'll definitely say this is the craziest out of the marvel shows so far. And that's also dear to the time travel and the fact that does get so weird. I mean the idea of time as already weird so when you have been remarkably yeah when you have an organization dedicated to time and the fact that it's manipulating that and the whole idea of these time lords like okay. What the heck has gone on. And that's not necessarily a bad thing. 'cause i mean the great thing about a show is the first episode. You're a mystery you're like okay. What is going on your your unraveling the plot. What am i doing here. So that's gonna rely on what later episodes can accomplish. But i will also say if you're coming here to see loki. And this be his thing now. Own wilson has the star here. Assist our in well. Yeah 'cause even though that loki is the main character own most in the most Like impressive performance. I mean this is a guy who's just been a lot of like cheesy either family friendly or r. rated comedies. I mean he was also lightning mcqueen. No yeah he's the voice of lightning clean cars movies. But i i. He's he's been like a lot of mixed bag Films but i mean. I always found him to be like a cool relax guy. And that's why he's got his famous catchphrase. Oh wow hey buddy. How's it going what he doesn't do that. In the first episode you might later but his performance is so unique that in times you see the character more than you see own nelson. And i find that to be cool. As opposed to a low-key. He is lucky. I mean he's lucky that you know i'm just eroded because he can't pull off his mischief that he normally can cause the time the time force they have a white locked on a strict leash. The i mean they clearly have a leash on him where he if he breaks three. They got abundant reset so where he works back on. So they're playing a lotta a new a lot of stealing this time on those as far as something relatable. This is kind of like a fish out of wire story for an office job because this time for like it. They're all an office. Buildings lake at only the soldiers. Do they have like unique gear connected to them but everybody else you know. It's almost like being at a corporate building you you've been to and you're just the new employee doesn't get anything other than some things about. That was fine. Probably the other powerful thing here even if ultimately own boston steals the show. The best thing about loki. Here is the fact that he's vulnerable the fact that he does not have any trick up his sleeve. he doesn't know how to get out of us and there's even a part where they talk about his insecurities and he starts to regret decisions. Ease may his future self would make and i'm not gonna go into detail as far as what the how that but as far as first ups are goes. I don't think this is as good as the two shows because it can get so weird that you you can get confused. You could be like okay i. I don't get any of us. I mean that's hopefully where the later episodes will clear things up. But i mean judging by one episode. It's still great. I mean they are top notch. Marvel always mix something up with the characters and try something new and that's the beauty of marble as you're not giving the same exact thing Always beginning even though there might be a seen word. Have a big piece. And that's when we brought bring out the big special effects. I don't know that will be in the show but this is definitely expensive can show. This does not feel like a tv series. This feels like a part of a movie dislike what the other shows. I mean dizzy stone that money. And it's it's sean. So i mean yeah i recommend it. Iorean joins marvel that. This is another salt wine. This is actually the funniest marvel show. Add them all and so you'll have lots of chuckles here man. I got a funny. Yeah i can't wait for the next steps out. I can't wait to see how all this on bills. And what is going to be the end result of lucky. Now that it's already come out that agent. Morpheus is gonna make an appearance in the series. You're gonna see oboe sonata. Big screen big screen alameda. unease marvel greatness. So yeah i mean good stuff around onto the other. Two things and allie l. interwebs operation tango. But i do want to talk about this thing where insomniac games came out right. At the release of ratchet clank ripped apart the newest ratchet and clank game. Coming out this friday. Only on playstation five so craig will be one of the few people on the planet. They'll be able to experience said while all of us will be suckered. Well we get the games. That's great but unless on. That's because sony is making a move recently. They're saying that we are going to put more playstation games on pc bring ripped apart to pc. Later i mean or a game Maternal they came out or up. Yeah i definitely could see them bringing ratchet and clank to return uil report. It just won't have the same field because of the dual sense mechanism. Like i haven't seen too much specifically dual stuff about ratchet and clank. But i just don't see how they would. They would copy that trigger mechanism and give it the same feel they will. I mean i guess that will be missed but as far as can the goal game. Be playable with that. Can you your k. they. I mean if you can actually get through the whole game inexpensive. Without the addition. I mean from way here ratchet clank ripped apart does have dill since function with like the weapons. So whether or not i again i don't have a ps allie deal stats controller. The how weird that is but going back to this. They came out and said we had zero. Crunch in making a ratchet clifford part. We worked forty hours a week. We had no overtime of working sixty two hundred or two hundred hours with no pace. The stuffy here in some other troubled game productions. Not here are we all got to see our kids. We all got to have fun and work at the same time and all these developers have come out saying not just one by one is making a tweet and then another never has come out saying hey i can back up and say that yeah. I did not work over work myself when developing this game and this is not the first time simek has come out and said we did not over worker employees in the production of game. They did that for marvel spiderman improperly for the other games too and this contradicts something that other developers say now you were to get a job in the gaming industry you have to be expected work at least sixty hours. Maybe even more for less pay. That's what the all industry veterans are saying. Matlab david jaffe twits the metal and click lazinski to gears of war. There like stopping a big baby okay. What if you're going to be game developer yet to be expected the word make developing your life and just again being very cynical about the whole work worker Nation still like david jaffe. But yeah occasionally. I'll say something that. Yeah i have to kind of be like ad. I dunno and with this being a big triple a. Studio i mean you look at ratchet clank wrist apart. You look at how much money went into that game. I mean it looks great even by trailers and it's got rtx. Ray tracing support to you. Know i i just think disbelief that developers they gotta work their butts off on. Also women peep. When corporations price cowed day the site of layoffs. There were like no game all things just hard. We have to stop excusing the issues. That happen in the gaming industry jesse consumers wanted to have game developers that much we can. I have friends who are indie game developers. And i loved them. But i'm not going to look at game developers. Say yeah this is we. We gotta be like this in some echoes. Saying no you don't have to. I mean what do you think about now. Do you have a ps five. You'll probably have the better chance of playing than we do. But i mean what this in my own i mean. That's like really really good that they able to create this game without crunch For me personally. I'm probably not gonna pick up. Ratchet and clank. I just i have a really long backlog i would love to. I would love to get to work on my backlog. But i'll probably get later down the line but either way. Still congratulations on them. Being able to create a game without crunch without being able without having to push their developers pass to limit that they're comfortable doing and the fact that they were able to do this could be assigned to other developers and other companies. Hey you don't have to crunch and gamers are comfortable waiting. We've been saying this for a while. If you need to delay the game for it to come out you know pristine that's fine you don't need to harass your developers just so weakened enjoy game sooner that would probably be bugged because you crunched so i just hope that other developers can look at this as an example at for what could be done in the future. Yeah and it's not the only studio that was down. So does i made intendo the big when the big ends are on the big. Three's nintendo came out and said we did not. We do not crunch. Our employees were any of our games like they delayed animal crossing the new horizons to twenty twenty to avoid crunch. I think the big lucked out for that. I mean that very fortunate time this. These are the benefits there. I mean i mean obviously nobody saw this coming. But like i mean it was definitely a hit. Let's surreal yes sir. Paid off all the whole thing about. We need to get this out and to meet the deadline. Our stocks and everything. That's what i hate and then some this can be the fault of the consumers 'cause recently close to win. Insomniac said we did not crunch plays the god of war sequel gotta ragnarok recently got pushed to play era twenty twenty two and they're li writer guide harass like crazy over a decision that was not made by her so these developers developers some that consumers. They are to blame those say. I want this game now. Delay or games like this. Don't release some on a quota. Like i i don't know i can say it looks like it. If a game has been delayed for. I even dying light to it. Finally coming out december seven even if it got delayed to twenty tried to. I'd be like okay. That's okay if you're gonna work things out and make sure the development works. I mean do that i. i don't know i. I hope we all come together. But this you know i'm the overarching. Take your time just know that like game development does take time regardless of who you are. That's the important thing. I wanna get across so the last thing operation tango speaking speyrer like big boxster things but well. This is being in any game that was announced actually at the grill. Collective which is one of the indie game shows that Shook his a lot of small towns. This released for free for playstation five owners but everyone else's to twenty dollars and you play as two characters who have their different roles. One is hacker and one is a spy and the rose the spy Lawlessly goes out and walks around the map and Looks for clues like trying to get into places. Meanwhile the hacker just sits in a observatory room filled with bunch of nodes and asked to keep looking at different nodes to like unlock and earliest bind. Where you got to solve the puzzle. So that's i guess the base of it is that you are having solved with a person it has to be a co-op only no single player or no online while kind of online but like you after invite someone like joining the server. There's not like any dedicates to type play but it also has. The friend passed so anybody who doesn't own the game could join you. Which is a cool feature. Just the ferris created with his co. out dams and again earlier this year we had. It takes dare so somebody could look at this and go all even though it takes. Two is a platformer puzzle game. This is still a puzzle. Game it's bruce person which is the better one come on. We got to compete. Put these two together. They're not even. Yeah no one's a spy game with puzzles and once adventure sweep story thing. So they're always into. I like you description of it was a sweet story thing i mean. I don't know the entire story but you said like a chunk of it so there's a long story but this is just like spies. Let's do this. Let's i mean there is a story with it. The story is basically. There's an evil bad guy who's got a big bomb. He's going to blow up the place and you got to work your way to eventually stopping them from destroying the world. Now so yeah. It's not yet. yeah you're going through six stages Getting different locations in the jazz guinea finds something so the spy is simple training a building. A place of some sort and the hacker is helping them or helping the spy out through watching different cameras helping out with the puzzle. Activating certain things deactivating. I mean a lot of things that involved communicating with each other. This is a game you need. Have a mike and your partner needs to have a mike when indeed gifts that was something that this needs to be expressed alaska's. I tried playing with random people and it was. It was a like a there are some great matches like i've had people who they were They had a mike on like we back and forth and we were able to get through and just kind of chatted up. But then i would get matches of people who do not understand the game they do not want to turn on mike's or they don't have it and they decide not to message so i'll the matches were. It was just me having to work things out by myself. He that you could nuts. Yeah there was a point with the lasers. I tried talking my partner. Hey can you tell me. Tell me what's on your end. And now is the for the first mission year. Remember the first mission because we played through a part of it where you had to there is four terminals and there lasers like switching well. It's even more confusing when the person decides not to communicate with s and that was the situation. I want excels playing your character. You've played as and he was the hacker. But i was like okay. what do what. Because he kept bugging me to play the game with them. And i was like all right. If you're going to bug me to play the game with you a talk. And he then the so. I just like okay. I can't do this. And he gave me a smile smile. So it's like all right. That's not i mean not yet. it's the You physically it's just like you're walking blind and your cable Nope there's nothing. And like i had to move place cutting realized i had to move so i was like information in the There's it's it's a whole communicative game and yeah it's important yeah. I enjoyed it though. you know. i'll say this again. The best parts of the game were playing with you. Because you're such a goofball you're so adorable had her parts were like or you're trying to solve a puzzle end but like we their parts. Are we got along and we were just laughing like we were just laughing at like bills but thankfully this has such a nice ousted. Where if you fail at a challenge. It puts you right back to right before you you don't have to restart the whole mission or Faraway check point or anything like it has good checkpoints. Yeah when i just was like Died wait yeah screen. And i think the best part about this is when you have two teams were to like one player working out one type of character in the play working another. 'cause there are times were then both players are the hackers and that was experienced i think other the fourth or fifth mission were actually was with the reenter where we were both in the node. And we're both trying to solve a hacker puzzles. Yeah i'm the hacker you're supposed to be running along the bap like i don't get that i was like was in this Felt spatial terminal Act to turn out okay. This one's next night gave me an arrow turn this piece of the console and the nineteen enter the little vicinity thing. Racially psych. Okay did he was operative running around dying. Yeah all smiles it was. I mean playing any card game with you is awesome like i'm excited to play started. starring started valley. So i'll be excited and there's that other right okay. All right well the moments when you do have the spy going on or imple- trading something and the hacker providing support those are the best moments but part of the game which is not even berry. Line is is using these parts were. Both people are the same playing the same role. Or you're running across as very confusing puzzle. Where one person can either barely or naive and see the traps that the other player going through the you know what type of puzzle. I'm talking about where you had. A job paths me. And there was these transporters Back and forth and you cannot see them and i was like okay. Get the the the ten difficulty but at the same time. That can be confusing. It was kind of like as it was. I the comparing to all the map. Like when you get new obtain. The compass any obtained the math together. But it was like there wasn't anything it was just like. This is the framework of what is sometimes you know where the dot or the other person. Sometimes you don't like oh okay. Which direction is there's no actual north-south that was okay. Go under action. Okay this is. This is great. Okay in these moments along with the game being so sure to not really having like any like additional challenges additional late at play this on harder difficulty or anything no. You're you're once you beat that. Suck six mission and that's it and you can neither replay the map as the other character or hope that there's post launch content which there might i mean the way that ended. It almost seemed like they plan to do our add more missions the future of sell. That's cool but Yeah i mean if you had to really compare the two and like our would you like better. It takes two or operation tango. This is not a strong and because of those moments. I had it made me not really want to play it again after beating at although if they were to combat Lots of Challenges and essay extra life happens and we decided to do a co op session together. And they added in like lots more things than or at least just a new set of missions. Let me i. I will pick it back up again. Set a play it but at least right now yeah. I don't really see the need to kind of put up more space on my laptop. There's more content for than dad but otherwise. Yeah i'm done with that. What about you craig. I picked up a operation tango and play the first two missions with my wife. So far is definitely fun. We had some pretty good memories trying to figure out some of the puzzles. And especially when you figure out that one player cannot see what the other player sees at all. So communication is literally the only way to pass certain objectives. Yeah so it was fun for me. I definitely would say if you're a player that doesn't like postles than maybe you might not enjoy this game as much So it's really up to you. If you wanna spend that twenty dollars i would say at least be familiar with or a somewhat. Enjoy puzzles if you don't like puzzles at all you know i don't. I don't think this game is for you. I like personally. I'm just saying. I know that some players out there you know don't enjoy puzzles. Someone lookout for all types. Well i'll even say this. I mean that's why even to bring up big takes to even think the puzzles and takes to where a lot more clever than with operations. 'cause operation tango simply a list of different mini games. I mean you're either. They get the key to the other end. So move the out of the way okay. You did that for a while now. I need to find a pass code or not pasco. I need you to ask me. What the numbers. I mean really. I wouldn't say if people don't like puzzles. i think. Probably a similar experience this keep talking but nobody explodes and that is almost a similar game. It's be are cooperative. Although i think they added in non vr mode because it's also on switch and other consoles but as the same experience with communication is important. And there's parts where yeah. The puzzles got repetitive. Because the you know once you get to the last level it's like all right you're throwing in more of the same and the most interesting parts is when you're on that chase when you're on that infiltration by when both players are sitting around and unlike a key together the same way or one hand the other than all right and the puzzles. Aren't that hard l. Say that side of the moments where one person can't see the other early others obstacles. Yeah you know. I'd say if you're with the best person say if i'm with reality then it's seven nat ten for me with random players. It's not just the experience review get. Somebody decides not to cooperate but you get the best time when it's with somebody you know kind of obviously coop. Especially this i feel i that does heighten the finding of scam so Yeah that's why. What about you re on. Who played accused the level quality. Well okay first of all. I think the animation style. I don't even know what to tattoo. The scribe it through flake. Is the bright colors. Jaggi and kinda remind me of totally spies but not. It's not even in that same. Art style came. It's yeah it's inspired by almost like seventies are Semi spy movies. Yeah it was super super cool and yeah the puzzles. So i do puzzle games idea related to solid because of the whole map thing blake. I was seeing for into the weren't seeing whole and you have to get one thing and realize oh us jesus for this. Okay the presidency. That mike okay wait what do you see what i need was asking for either. I have to look around explorer so yet lot of building on what you just learned but i i would after high even though i mean it's short but that's my bad. Yeah completed in less than five hours of it's not that long There are people who are our please like if it's twenty dollars needs to be at least tender twenty hours long all right. Well i don't know what to tell you. I am trying to work on my completing Because it is bad like states that was like things. I think started playing. It's very low percentage of things completed. Better play those games for you. Geez no i did. I did he since yesterday. But whereas thing Lemon cake is. I will play that. After side quests screaming that after class or via so cute you you bastion. Which i've had for like. It was one of the first games. I've had on steam and i have a sixty ish hours in it and apparently beat it in like eight or something so i just have trouble with things that like me. Playing the games out of me. Yelagin lack di di. No don't kill me. So there's that i'm just that games. Yeah well well. I mean you're awesome personality makes up for all that. Yeah so that is Yeah actually they'll be the last thing i'd say styled as a great i mean again ran nicely on my fancy dancy laptop. It was while over sixty frames per second. Of course i heard that on playstation five But at least i watched review and somebody said who played on playstation five but they did experience frame it drops. I did not And it was during like the train level. So it's not one the first two levels play but yeah that's why i say that's it will have the show. At course this being recorded right before three happens in the summer gaming were all summer line is going to be all these game. Reveal shows yours the thing about three advocates for Yeah i'm going to stream it on discouraged with pond. Press by to go back to my point. Where 'cause i've said this a few times and i'll i'll say this again. I don't think e. Three is as big of a deal as it was beckham. And i'll i'll explain why because we're we're in a scene where everything is stream game reveals game announcements everything revolved around what we need to know about games. It's happening at any point in the year and any any time we could be witnessing the most greatest thing next The new game or system or whatever. Eight point three is not an obligation. That's why sony as distant as he knows on the still. You will not see sony Presentation as a couple other companies. That will be missing and even steam as having their own like i. I'm not knocking on the three but think for those who think is the biggest gaming event a used to but now it is just a event and that's fine like i have nothing. There's nothing wrong with that being an event. 'cause i mean it isn't it then now tomorrow being the summer gaming kick on which is one to three. Pm central standard time. For as civic whatever's your time conversion they'll be hosted by jeff keely. They'll have some nice game announcements that will be before he three but during three you'll actually have quite a few pressures all that again. Discord and will be streamed. I don't know if you want to stream these Library actions to crack or ryota mean we can work it up amongst to see who wants to do what i wanna do. Some i definitely would like to do the nintendo for sure but on on whose channel doesn't necessarily matter to me y'all find us around our work those things out but yeah i'm actually speak to know someone leaked to head inside. We'll get breath of the wild to metro. Prime for and like a lot of big stub word on a new nintendo console. So i don't know how far this was. Not much of it was trending on twitter at some point kickers game noni wait ninety nine means what it's it's it's i would. That'd be awesome. I mean. I never got to play the kid at greseque that was thirty s. Sorry to have one on the switch. I heard that that kid at gris game uprising was great. I mean it'd be nice for soccer to be able to work on something other than smash brothers. So i bet you sick of doing that. Because he spent like countless hours adding new characters zone. We'll see how this ends up old. We'll talk bad. But yeah that's kinda big gaming related stuff in this sunday in the middle of all this at seven pm will be watching in the heights. Gazette releases on hbo. Max this friday and theaters. So i'll do watch party for that. The next hamilton or from prison didn't hamilton that will be some pm. It's two hours twenty three minutes long and the guy just released a music. The star of that and and i was listening. I was like all of this jams. And all this jab. That's your critic real. This is jams with that the same jam and hit it a toast and put it with peanut butter. Okay it's it's a bob it's lap salt and what the kids say in these days. It's layer all that to driver's license. Also that's those also news. Same guy saw tun's russell beyond the pack castles clapper's roessler on lister now. I didn't even notice that we're on the top ten percent which is cool vase. The constant twitter. She's found sixty four Equipped beyond to target scam. Craig's got streaming. Betty's except for all these things that are going on sale stream catch me on twitter dot tv slash bird up. Brd triple up I wanna give a heads up that after e three i'm gonna be cutting back on the streaming because i'll be focusing more on school. You'll still catch me on youtube. But the twitch might come down a bit after three. But i'm hyped for all this stuff coming up honestly amazing side always runs into. I mean sauce on is it overlaps. The three all the time which is good and bad. I don't no who cares. I q i'm missing mod moderator on zoltan on channel. 'cause that's normally even watching a lot of years but moderator during this is like out now i feel such i feel so much honor and i. Yeah i'm going to be in some of these. Bumpers may police to in between segments. There's a lot of music going on for concerts during this and it's pretty much nonstop streaming for the charity which is directly in basically helps. Has you're helping people get better. Yeah yeah your w covert zelda have breath a while to get game play. I mean. I don't know if that will relate because it celta selma for side quests. It's it's alive games at aren't zelda but there are some it's of the whole arco pandemic happening. Maybe yeah friday which is soon alethia this friday. Which right and actually next week. Role probably given our thoughts on the c. Three is i mean amazon. A tuesday so i mean that's kind of a big thing to talk and i was gonna talk about mass spec sequels Review that next week so that will be exciting as i finished mass factory. And i want to get to 'cause. I yeah but talk them. As next day protests anyways. That is all i think. He's what i don't know if you killed over your right over there.

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Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice

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Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice

"Watch what happens would like to think it's premium sponsors the bay area fetches Meghan the slayer Taylor Aaron MC Nicholas don't miss no trick Liz thank it's Jessica Dang Lisa Wallin's now that's what I call voluntary movements of Negi Low Weber Sarah Greenwood she only uses her Nancy Season Desisto we love you guys land right after we finish this recap his name my God man okay yes I am I am going to Thailand and I am up and actually very cool and has a burgeoning food scene which makes sense I think food and wine and all these a script I don't know but a bunch of magazines relocated to down we be patriotic pre-sales right now for all the people who support us over there Sam thank you for doing that you guys so if you're patriot and you can go right now and get those tickets and praying my my intestinal gastrointestinal system survives and you know what by the way I have to say one thing that makes me so happy as that we'd have crashed get crazy with Miss Stacy Chevron out of a cannon Anthony Incredible Edible Matthew Sisters give 'em Hell Miss Noel Kelly stump stump master air as their headquarters so burks added to see what Birmingham's all about is the night before our New Orleans show too so that's GonNa be a crazy weekend all around yes eighty Cazzola so join us for those gas we're going to have a good time and here are the La okay so we have an announcement today we're doing a live show in Birmingham pens listeners all around the world and one person reached out to me on instagram liked hey I'm from Atlanta I live here any questions you need whatever like Oh you know thanks thanks everyone for being great people out there yeah well that's going to be an amazing trip while Ben is gone I'm going to be talking with Danny Pellegrino and miscue always ready for Nicole passer ready when they Rachel's in in the next thing you're no one can do it Mike Andrea Zuid yes we can with how Lee Carolyn Anne Hi how's it going everything's great over here how you doing today baby you know just love and live loving that below deck life Oh yeah I guess he's going to everybody else you can get those tickets on Friday okay and the tickets are going to be available at ten am central time so here is our list of Obama. I've never been to Alabama so I'm very excited to come down there I've actually heard that Birmingham Alabama is on the Nicky Morgan Ladders Zip some Scotch with Jessica draw higher than hi Rez Lauren Peres ain't no thing like Alison King Meghan Bird You can't have a burger upcoming shows because we're GONNA be doing tons of shows this year like right now we're relaxing but guess what's about to go crazy we are coming to mount November's nets without the bird just saying okay Christy lowered dougherty telly barlow when she goes barlow we go hi Lo Hannah got enough that Banana Andrews Sern and are super premium Patriot subscribers Meena could Chiku g she ain't no shrinking Violet Kuchar let's ask me which was really great just nice to have like that idea of like someone who I can ask can I have the can have is Thailand questions like that and just just in November were doing Tampa Florida Fort Lauderdale we're going to be doing real housewives of New Jersey Premier in Tampa and we're going to be doing real house social guests in Lauderdale and then and also November will be an Indianapolis and Chicago one is sold out We have a late night all that crap we'd just love to talk about on Yale Braves I'm Ronnie Garum and here I am with Mr Ben Mandelson Mico has little friend Ben Orlands Kansas City Omaha and Salt Lake City so we're super busy all you guys across the country we loving this traveling around yeah in Dallas and Fort Lauderdale both of those are just live show treasures we we love doing both of those lives are so much fun succumb to those we might have in la than Detroit Michigan Columbus Ohio Two shows in Austin Texas one is sold out added one so get your late show tickets he's in Texas new jerks special gas yeah exactly exactly really excited for all that but let's let's talk about the air and Saint Louis in December followed by Philadelphia two shows Denver Colorado Seattle Washington the twenty twenty Kunti and crappy often hello and welcome to watch what happens the podcast about all show ten PM that is not sold out to get tickets for that then also in November sorry we're going to New York for two shows both are sold out but we'll see you guys it is so fun and by way of Ronnie we might have a special guest for Tampa also but nothing is confirmed so don't just letting people know there might be yeah so come either way most special guests of all the ones who chartered a yacht in the middle of Cat Brandy you drunk ass wow brad from Thailand and she was like she was like I have never used or abused drugs in my life I had a panic attack missile okay so last week Brad the the drunkard from this week or whatever I think drugs because listen we can all pound a few drinks and yet correct you know a drunk idiot so also on that note you're already bless no one's focusing on the negative randy okay we're focusing on the positive which is you can afford enlist supply of drugs so yeah congratulations well done you target do other drugs you want and honestly I respect her ability to get back and it was terrifying lasted for three days Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I'd rather focus on all the negativity out there let's focus on the positivity and here is taught me I mean while somewhat someone actually found her instagram and so I went onto it and she posted Like a photo or maybe like a photo carrousel awful awful up stop lying and stop trying to use mental things as your excuse because that hurts people who actually suffer from set they just using as an excuse to be yeah just totally shit faced and still take the time to put on a big sloppy dark lip I think that's really impressive so not everyone has that skill so we end there are photos from the trip and its like her like listen I totally respect panic attacks etc girl your downing that champagne we're fucked back so Helen is still in her Tiara which is hilarious he never takes it off so they go back to the boat and impacter time because this is my vacation gluttony is what destroys you which again supports my theory that they were a group of friends and then the producers were like year we're going to give you this girl brandy too rainy helen is just complaining this is my vacation this is my vacation I cannot believe her yeah just don't dark side Wednesday we'll see what happens like Thailand Ben brandied one day your false seeing this it's not pretty and I'm just grateful on is guess what cements doing laundry case doing fucking laundry still poor simone yet but she brought on herself because she spent the the it'd be something else 'cause you know when you drive or drinks and then do drugs then you can't sleep so wasted but you can't it's yup well you will one day I'll I'll turn you into the exactly be courtney yeah b according so yeah so basically simone is at the moment she's actually happy to be doing laundry don't be a positive person it just bites you in the ass you know if someone does something to you and your positive and happy about it and just get over it they just keep doing it to you you need to be negative tag along onto your charter because we want her but she needs a group and she's just like fuck this girl I don't even know her and she's wasted ruining my charter yes little bit because she got bullied as a as a kid when he said that I'm like breakfast service is not rocket science it took her back to childhood trauma of rocket science ABS- yes or people just being like come on dollhouses it's not rocket science on God thing I've ever done in my life I actually prefer being down here doing laundry and now she's like oh now I'm doing laundry well that's just what are we saying people should listen offer medical crisis and they're like can we drink more thanks yeah also brandy is on this like tender and she is like her mouth is doing this we are like Antarctica fact themselves don't failing upwards yeah L. upwards you don't know how to turn the iron on okay well I guess we'll just have you set the table awkwardly cuddle a drunk Zombie watching the captain sit there and combat travel brandy is both cute and disturbing I'm not really sure how to take that She looks like a baby that was born and is taking its first breath at like trying to figure out this world around her she's having she's been born onto a kayak a transparent I thought it was more cute but I was scared for him I was like I don't want him to get the fight also you know so so now the the women Oh sees freaking out she's on a Kayak and what are the guests just goes kate can I have some ice that's why I love these guests their friends are being carried the and and all that stuff because she's downstairs and she's from Kevin who even though they hugged and he apologized to her she still like not she doesn't shoes still like Bruce so so now eventually they basically Randy's later put her in her in her room she's lying there on captain leaves sitting next to her and Courtney is like stuck having to wait on them all so she just has to be there unbranded easily could use right now a seafood tower tower ah we begin with last week's ending which is brandy just on the ground hyperventilating at freaking out the signs on the canoe or something to us I that's what I could use right now according to Carney southbound courtney courtney simone can you take care of the guests I'm sitting here staring at the captain is all over and she's like I think that's so rude I want my own bottle you sing gotta chance who are picnicking on the beach they doubt they take the tender back and they're back on the boat and Captain Lee is like well we got a medic on the way to check her out one woman goes shut up and he's he's saying like yeah the you know the Seafood Extravaganza was a bit what was a bit mediocre and then we got a flashback of accordion saying my favorite thing. If I were having a seafood extravaganza I would want towers of seafood all of it towers you think she's not bad I'm like did you see what the juicy you saw her yes he got dragged home of the Kayak how long does oh they know they know I anti K. Cali The lady who is passed out on the deck not brandy the other one when they were trying to leave was passed out. If you know what I'm saying is GONNA get a ticket that girl may may be may be in the paradise but she's never been scratchy I'll tell you that right now he's like by her inspecting her examining her and he's like so how old are you I'm good nep nap time I'm going to come up with something we'll figure it out we're going to workshop it well by the you're the guy that is I four episodes of the season saying you know what I really love doing is laundry Allah laundry this is so fun I can't believe Courtney don't even like do laundry because it's the most fun it's sort of like your friends aunt she's sexy beautiful you never know you gotta roll the dice that's right have you many antebi he's his job Z.. Or just the guy this God damn let me tell you something I'm in charge of every swinging Dick on this boat and I gotTa make sure it's safety first because you look for one minute and a shark jumps out and bites your head up and I don't want anyone to violate any rules and make things on safety hey apps here's a here's a Fab just wonderful and she's newly single essence her husband left is no since that incident at Applebee's to WanNa bring it up don't bite you tanner cater cleaning up and tenor comes over there solve the beach channel comes every like hey what do you what do you think later we share a bottle of wine so people are putting shit away and abby still has our hair down and I asked him I commend absent the hair they're just gonNA blame brandy for everything yeah so this sorry I don't even know what I was GonNa say I was just opening my mouth 'cause it was time it's time well for how many days two weeks just just champagne for two weeks I said Kiddo all right she's about to get a plane ticket she's yeah she's she's GonNa give her one way ticket to hair up bill Alawites court me I'm enjoying courtney more I love her I would courtney but everything she says is something that I would say look get your hair up God damn and I'm in charge you every swinging Dick on this get those swing addicts up APPs get your dip digs up so then She drink too much champagne they all like well we told you that and then they all start laughing including a doctor so then doctor yet I mean look at him he knows God of Ac- I wish there was the god of the Sea God man they really should come up with a name for the God of the sea maybe something like girl he's like okay so you should probably drink a lot of juice right now that's what you do so he goes upstairs and like the like so like what's the deal is like yeah so then tanner is talking to simone in the mass and she just keeps laughing at him because of his accent funny and he's a gag you know we went on on the floor of the deck seat comes up to Kevin thanks for letting Kevin I mean the 'cause I was still crazy but thanks anyway and he's like like you know what you want to get white girl wasted tomorrow come on let's do it let's do it right anytime you need to Giggle I'll be giggle connoisseur a right and meanwhile he's he's going a bit it's like basically like a hook or a crane and so he's like pulling it up and then he messes he like pulls the use it incorrectly and the Davut essentially expensive mistake be a lot of work to be very expensive the only thing harder would be like going to a bar and saying hey let me guess you're lifting a slide up McCabe came out of the roller for actually yes that's exactly at God damn it's going to be bringing this to my attention but this falls on Ashton shoulders it's his department make it work and while the police go to project Rodway please Komo come on running the track at P it's not rocket science the term is determined rocket science it's how I was believed less months extravagant and sobers mediocre per status a set so hard for myself got to step it up standards so I've been in y'all t chatting extensively with Simone and Ashton had come in and said hey can you go help Brian with the take the slide down and and tanner was like yeah I'll do that we've got boils on her feet we got scabs on crashes you know about to leaking we don't know why haw just cracking up access orbits because it needs a one-way ticket out of this room right now hey oh hey oh that silhouette that toilet paper silhouette breaks because I think shows implying because tanner is spending too much time talking instead of helping out which you didn't even get called on to look at that we've got all story a says Giovanni history fine and fine and kids I just classiest breathing so he goes have you been drinking and she said yeah on eating this cereal I'm having right now but while he's sitting there talking with Simone Brian is trying to bring the slide up by himself he's using this thing called the the no scissors gloves all times otherwise you get a one-way ticket to Plano Dunbar Nina so then kate is checking on brandy grab the reason why we're here is because she gave her elastic brandy so of course brandy somehow impacts this as well and and you know the brandy loss elastic to as a Okay okay then I'm just GonNa leave your room now so the silhouette that you're working here so I I wanNA know I wanna know something about this little wet Kennett number Hester Prynne from last season well guess what she ran a needle right there were finger I'm having that happen on my watch so if you just have to put out a toga than the Soviet no pans Master Pearson will tell me what to do next and then I shall stand here on wait for his word so Kevin is kicking kicking Kevin is cooking and and basically timing stuff out with Kate for dinner and the captain is going to be sitting tonight for dinner and then captain nothing even came to fruition guys what the hell so yeah so brian walks up to captain lease little office and he's like a kept in unsorted hey everyone in this room listen up okay I'm in charge in each and every one of the Fashion Dixon year and let me say right now there's a lot of pins a lot of machines you can get real injured bullshit she really would not make up very foreign Broadway I'll tell you that much I had to change as a quick chains just like this smile like Oh this bitch ask if I'm good oh I can't wait to tell him as I I think I called Josie Jeremiah. Last week I apologize his name is Joseph Adam was dragged by Dick through pine needles safety pins porn lemon juice on it stopping on it with a cowboy boot putting it on the South West ticket home that's what happened and then we'll best part the best part about that is when she asked brandy how she's doing Brindisi are you okay because I'm good thanks for asking backups you have just reached their kid congratulations kiddo difficult inexpensive repair and we will not tolerate fools here okay over abby is the model so kevin is cooking by the way he's looking these prawns happens to you if a if a falls in a forest but nobody's there to watch it on TV really fall he's probably standing at attention somewhere with like a bag of so with that being said we will not tolerate fools let's go see what your deckhand is doing and how she's struggling with the concept of a uniform yeah he's just so mad up and I didn't catch him before he made that massive vodka a Brat scrunchy level fuck ups right that is manned scrunchy level the the tender or whatever it was off those rocks out in like I sort of like my heart skips when they come on screen. I'm like that that's really did something to me I'm like floors four less fingers okay you're sending your models and just want to remind her abby will not wear your clothing so just work with that and calls Ashton and who else to the Wheel House oh just Ashton Ashton says daily Ashton Ashton Lee can I the wheelhouse God damn it all right so he comes Kevin I tried to like Kevin because I like things well he looks like he's a really good chef but he's an ad well how about I give you my shirt for your shirt let's see you try to do that one see if you can pull that one off aggie dedicate well get a good job I appreciate Brian I am I attracted to Ashton now Brian always hot and I know a lot of people think actions hop I'm like I just get converted to Judaism just people with muscles you know that's the problem with people us whole and he's got a huge entitlement situation and I do not approve it I'll tell you one thing though ever since that seem last week with Ashen and Brian Pushing that that Oh man poor guy I nar solitaire is or is not on the show you know it's like when you're off TV show the muscles because you get attracted to the muscles but then no one keeps well some people keep their muscles forever but in general you know you get married he finds somebody then you just get fat like everybody else and so then you have to you have to imagine the person what they're gonNA look like after you fed them a lot you know look at a person and imagine what they're going to look like when they're cheetos waiting for Kate to come by so that you can share it with our about I won't open these until I five I got approval from Kate are Santana cheetos under close until passes by yeah but everybody take a moment stick silence more silence for Arnold T to body so a power for good he makes us we it's Ritchie de Jamie she has no last name he actually Savona she don't take no baloney you don't touch ah could have just been a get out so Dr Chew Kiat comes on board to check in on Brandy and he sits down and taking something everyone all right they won't put away their scissors because they're dangerous one second your soul and with your fingers next second you've got they just attitudes everyone department seem like bodily nap I don't really like changing clothes zoos and she's like Courtney says she's like she s for something over the radio and cates like Oh my God corny your radio voice is like says we it's like Cetera because it looks really bad when the captain call him up to the wheel house and he has no idea that the DAB even broke or even have something called Abbott so then meanwhile hell Kate is with the which I also had a crush on back in sixth grade so anyway so Ashton and Yup abby tells Brian that he wants to stay in the loop on things happy insecure with themselves to make it then I don't know if there's hope for any of us yeah Arnold let's think about that I and he's like I've done these phone so many times as taken the pants off of many women of made it for Ha Har on getting Arctic the pants off them execute changing clothes she's a guy do you wanna fly to hate on you wear t shirt you wear another teacher then you bet on another thing but the difference this is not about in up had he came to mess it up. It's kind of like kind of putting your hair up here that one Kiddo wants for you so you let me you this I really fucked up I was bringing up the slide into the Anglo DNC broke loose at the D. C.. I kind of messed up the Davut Cancer Leah's yet Kanga Master Hi I'm Courtney and she's like Oh my God kate now I hate them mother has that voice and that's not the voice I want to have on gave for Vicki making fun of her hello I'm Courtney and corner was like Oh my God I do not speak like that I totally hello hi I'm just calling to find out that overcharged for this thank you I turned into column asks on my own your ass does this yacht have a full basic I own you will respect the rank that right now cad dammit hey guess what not in the market durant 'cause I already own Kevin Lee was actually sitting quite pleasantly with probably a leg crossed and he called Kevin so apt balls to walk away from me the even know the sort of guerrilla asshole stance can make at this wheel our customer service I'm just calling to say sorry I just called to say I'm sorry I'm very assode here there was a dust up this morning want to enlighten my asshole about it the only thing that's missing you right now Kevin and he's just not even looking at him and he's like and he's basically lecturing Kevin because essentially kate tattled aw just France okay customer service you just want to be friends okay to beat just friends press two and he's like well you know when when when Shit's not together or get mad sewri Sewri I said I'm sorry to a and you know what I'm sorry okay so courtney cake courtney come in radio voice okay captain and Kevin now having cam up here and he tells us I don't hi bankruptcy department yeah made a list of things I own Kevin's asked us at the top of it on his ass he served has like a guerilla stance right because he's got he's like sort of like leaned over his hands are like on the wheel or around the wheel and has like but is sticking out like right at early in his chair so everyone every observation that we just made everyone just like copy and paste it in your mind for later just going to skip that part all together now I remember watching it I was like oh you just going to walk out and then captain starts laughing and sure enough that's what captain Lee gets mad about you doing it in his power position right I'm the captain I'm literally turning a wheel right now for no reason you know about all right his took care of took care of it you know we had a problem or whatever and K Kevin's like super furious with kate now he's like well at least I know where we stand she doesn't like me on like hair so he's just like brushes it off at the captain he's like all right we took care of it I'll try and take care of things right away next time engines just leaves walks I'm Oprah Winfrey Network of in the ASS and they asked Nights Gatt Oprah all the good ideas wrong everything I said about Kathy Lee stance that was for the I realized it to you after politely sitting Ed Broin I didn't want you to feel bad about you'll fuck up but anyway there's a hierarchy of the massive I know you had tell me if there's a problem because I don't want to be a loop and he has like the here's the funniest way of making a Brian feel better about you know what happened with adapted he is like cable package because I was wondering if we may be had VH1 or MTV or maybe own as in his mind we sit but when I got a chef being a dick to my crew I mean listen when Kate brings it to my attention it's a problem all right so he sits down Kevin up in the wheelhouse and he's I should be Mica dam network all right so ashton gathers the deckhands and basically you know is based on them like you guys fuck up and you barely deserve to be on this but you know chin-high yeah here we are how about do me a favor and let me flirt with the girl that you're a so obviously taking goes just freaking out so the captain goes upstairs for dinner in Greece all the gas and stuff and of course brandy is missing and then we see her kate uses that later so I don't WanNa be stealing kids line stealing it anyway arrowing it which is unlike Lisa rented just come on folks I could swear that someone is owning it st delicious food but it's also just a way to throw shrimp on the Fryer and not really have to do anything about this yeah exactly like talking to herself like she's barking it's the weirdest thing I think she's dreaming of barking because she's like I would say exorcism because that's what I wrote down but we also we just have to assume these people are already in Thailand they probably had some food on the way to and just Brag Twenty Times so that must be me and as Kevin's am so Kevin is frying up some shrimp and doing street food which you know Thailand is very famous for about how you're a luxury yacht chef and you would never do things non luxury sow so whatever Kevin Cabin okay so we base this lovely looking shrimp does look lovely and then he's doing like a fish like wrapped in a leaf et cetera and there's like a garnish thing and he starts stop losing me on purpose now you know I'm already lost two you're just GonNa get lost on purpose I never know which one is going to make fun of your childhood let's keep our shrimp heads everybody let's keep restaurant has okay the point is that I remember when I worked on that shrimp boat without very slow person who likes to run everywhere forrest gump this Kevin brings up six plates of fish instead of seven and so there's no push for captain Lee so in one of them to see if it tastes good and basically that that was captain lead serving because that's not the shrimp that's the fish you've done a great job on all of your boats before and now you can add starving the captain until he died on your resume that'll be trying to remember who is the most singling my legs off of it and I was like wow I haven't dangled my leg since I was a kid I feel like a kid again a kid who likes shrimp don't forget where we are banned that's what we're talking about are you moved onto fish sorry I did I when I ride paid when he said that he was making fish in a leaf with a garnish that's wonder if maybe your great grandfather served enough Brioches to the titanic maybe maybe if that watchman hadn't been so hungry yeah I don't think I just became a medium because I'm pretty sure that titanic GRANDPA is right behind you sobbing in disappointment so sort of makes me hand on the assembly line handing over keys hammering assembling hardworking hands hands that volunteer hands that served our country hands the coach to you kids baseball glove that no longer fits a pair of jeans that was only worn once I mean he doesn't have an old phone hiding in a drawer somewhere let me tell you guys about an app you can use the Cell Oh God I can't believe too soon too soon that that everyone important person on this boat I thought it was Captain Liba and maybe it was random goth chick who brought a brought some pearls onboard predates take into your vagina all I know is run forrest run all I know is that it should not have won best picture how about that how about Fox chocolates aw the hands that assembled vehicles hold us 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Do you guys have a bunch of stuff flying around the House that you just don't use you know the kind of thing holiday services you already used like quick books Google suite exile and mail champs slash g Japan's happens so it's bad enough that Kevin does not have a dish for the captain I China saying because the crew was hungry the crew was like eating an extra portion of fish that was eating on the capitalist trying to figure drafting proposals and contracts and tracking down payments. If that wasn't part of you've written you need hyper Guy Haughty book is an online business management tool that organizes your client the next Leeann mocking came in and told me surreal I guess I'm just not allowed to make reference to a movie from twenty five years ago okay fine you might have seen that iceberg little sooner makes me wonder if it just runs in the family on no you're offended by that I let you like Oh God let's see A. R. I. 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on coat cheese balls so it's bad a nice callback theophilus f you see it's time for commercial that's my I heard shrimp and then I was like Oh yeah I remember the part in the past yeah it's even worse that he didn't think to throw something together and it's even worse than when he plates it he like pats the the whether you pay monthly were annually good honey book dot com slash crap ins for fifty percents off your first year that's honeyball dot com slash the captain on his shoulder like a buddy sorry kip you're not GonNa get this one like oh that's the way it happens and like I'm so sorry has little bowl of garnish and so he's like you've already pissed me off and now you're not gonna feed me not a good mood he does kinda like one of those one of those floppy eared rabbits there on calendars like a hanging there like Yeah Eh Patel that about your general disposition but you're not actually going to try to really really try but I don't have any fish because of that strategy so Ashton is talking to the guys and national language of rabbits how about that what is it lepine the picture language of rabbits in watership down site Keeton court courtney are so excitedly talking about how much Kevin is backing up in case I've never seen this happy you know it's like someone just dropped a card a case of course is relishing this moment really is she's like so what are we going to give him we're just not to give him one is that where we're going to do also is going to starve to death okay well you know gene Janus Lupine is a writer for Broadway Sir Oh wait land means something I mean look it up now every province competition you mean to forget my fish Yanni yet so Kevin is Kevin Guzman awesome full circle full circle there you go so ash is talking with tanner and he's like would on the streets you taking Katie and tanner says very wise Maryland's looking at her she's takes a bite so like oh it's like a piece of jewelry to compliment yeah one of those flop oh with a floppy yeah yup swampy eared rabbit Kevin's ask for so then communications boating's contracts and invoices all in one place like simple run your business better a making you something right there was whispered there was an incident and I'm GonNa make you something but he was like a story and then that was it that was that was oh good point yeah talented yeah it's hell it everything's jewelry if I can make it into jewelry I can make it anywhere so so basically all captain Lee I can't believe he didn't make something I mean this is crazy I keep making he didn't even try he didn't he didn't try this I'm being this is also the best date people's aunt's like you just say joking he never gets it yeah that's why he can like it because he's outclassed every time every single time it's time for at Toyota we assemble cars and trucks right here with American hands American hands at the design table Sad just look into his bowl and goes and meeting a garnish do I look like a rabbit actually now that you say the kitchen he tells kate he's like Oh my God i ate the last piece to taste it and she says I'm a god Oh you're not even trying so we ooh okay it's almost like my good friend Gail Simmons came through your hat I'm on top chef now new show new show I'm just wild and that he's on every promise life this is a wonderful by the way to look like a rabbit or to be rabid like the word is Leper Ryan Not Lupine it's leper on Lupine might be I'm GonNa say what it might be because I'm he doesn't get myself into another flaky boy all week long we actually means you know how can we can I come out here and serve an empty bowl to you again because that really gave me thrill that I can't explain yeah the meet People's aunts that's for sure that's true or you just really want a Jack Daniel's steak yeah is there a house also we may be go through some inventory will start with you own anything uh-huh on which he didn't have any fish for either yeah he yeah exactly you didn't buy fish for that so the guests just love the fish and they're going crazy and kathleen just like berries in a Benson and hedges off of a copter landed right in their lap if you're gonna be an arrogant little prick you better back it up don't you want to impress your boss your Basu apparently has some lepine features forgiving simone advice because simone is exhausted from the laundry she's really depressed so app is like you know maybe you could just tell kate maybe averages kind of nods and Kinda deadpans at the camera like wow this girl yeah it's talking to court me and she's like Oh my God food I love her she is really cute I like her I like the cast overall quite a bit yeah that's a whole different vibe this season I'm why so anyway happy I was GonNa ask you how your dinner was but you were stuck here eating garnish is that what I see this is sort of my way of just reminding you that you actually did not have a main ask very good very very good captain so he's like yeah and then he patted me on the shoulder like an arrogant little prick yeah I mean Oh yeah I said the bottle and she said a bottle and she said yeah let's have to so he thinks it's like a super date Yeah Sarcastic Jab and this is why tanner can I proteins the rabbits in a purely captains so simone and abby you're talking and abby looks exhausted you know like about taking every single direction she put on this weird dark lipstick and that's like smudged on her Chin She's wearing a shirt that almost looks like one of those traditional like Mexican cuddly I need something squishy what I'm saying but she's totally Oh my God that's dreamy dream at his of course he does yeah exactly and then coin is like I don't like his body I think it's too good like you can't time for me if you're working out that much it's like like like he just one trivia at Tgi Friday's or something so he's very excited and his heart where you go when like gem southeast anything he takes Jim Safi and then pass them instagram so they come up her dad has really taken a toll how authors like not an all this not putting my hair up that's why she doesn't like me houses and had little tassels on the bottom but she's also has like a bikini like sort of dangling out she is like the definition of the hottest mess eh according to goes it's like twelve twelve thirty years at night like no like we're in an eclipse sorry she's a mess sweet to hear that share it sounds like the titanic rocking to here it's it sounds like the David breaking because Ryan is sweet but not very adept time to like it's just it's too young so young either way he thinks he's going on this date like you said so then Brian and astronauts like applaud him lightening can do the laundry when night goal thank you never thought of just saying that so cute acre phone calls talking into Emoji but then according goes down to Kate's room and she's like hi brandy is like a wake hello no matter what happens today you're going to make sure you remember at that fucking crossword left Ryan Word is Lepine Brian Hot those arms I mean aren't users seeing those arms and courtney's like I don't know I'll bet he's the kind of guy who takes like Mirasol `this oh now enclose because she has to manage all that hair you know it's like when Leeann lock and went to Mexico was crabby is because she had too much hair sometimes you just have too much hair so happy is oh then she's mad that everyone else is asleep when she's been so see call somebody say how well they went to fill sitting here like whenever there's in the world so talking to the captain and he's still sitting at the table but he's the only one there so she goes she's like high captain you're listening to me how Lao hello I feel bad for whatever you know while she probably wasn't she probably did not even upper way laney is like a high ask her hair is such a hot mess that's going in so I don't know where Brian goes but she just disappears case actually she's asleep good bed right now wants a glass of champagne and the good news is that breakfast service went smooth for Simone so that's on the up and up etcetera and we all and his but is facing Kevin and Captain Lee is actually is by the way driving the boat to the port because they have to get off the boat yes and he's not looking I look tired how dare she how dare she like angry she's made me Lisa cream the screaming stopped so of hottest messes yes we really I was really impressed she can have some juice but then of course he was like an champagne makes it yeah and she goes what time goes on my God is this real life this can't even be real life and courtney goes she just hung up on her home screen bonner no but then she winds up the winds up talking to someone else or whatever because suddenly she's being goes from being belligerent on the phone to being flirty she then Kevin goes up to captain Lee to apologize about how he fucked up dinner and this this is when we're in the wheelhouse this is in the wheelhouse where Captain Lee is at the shut off all the lights the monster who's haunting this is brandy now's the next morning and of course the very first thing is up yeah way to run a railroad driving that car right off the cliff hanger flying that plane ride over the mountainside gets looks like that he's after me and I'm like whatever this woman wait your mood changes on this phone call alone and look at Kevin at all or pay any mind giving him the silent treatment so Kevin Hey captain headed down last night and there's a really long silence yeah so so now it's like late at night and everyone's gone to sleep and Courtney's cleaning interesting my feet hurt and she's walked cleaning in the musically dont`a I kind of answer the phone except I l I got like this whole well I hit a full falsetto yeah it was okay well I'm sorry you know running out on Ya and he's like well good things that one of the guests didn't show up he'd have really been fought right gate and she has k. are you so up you need to like down you look and Kate goes gorgeous and then she goes back because he goes that dumb bitch you're gonNa tell me Don Don Don Don Don and then all of a sudden brandy appears in the kitchen is like saying if somebody pretty jet but then I'm like Oh my God this woman is a mess so kate gets up and she sees trolleys got the wheels coming off if you know what I'm seeing have fun on your half your half wheeled bicycle getting yeah yeah enjoy crashing in to a cliff with your hang glider I'm out of things that move I'm really dumb I'm I'll have limited five things I can think that's okay there are there are many others is like confirmation station which really like I don't support that confrontation a bowl of cereal how `bout that don't areas get him some areas the amount of entitlement by Kevin has is out of control yeah I mean everybody it was like to strangle you like fixing our whatever but or they're too long to be anal but what are these are these yeah they don't no one can really in order more Matt Matt enough not barely enough yeah and Kevin just sitting there quietly staring at him like like oh how it feels I was bullied fucker yeah so tanner's like so we still gonna sit down for their wine action and she says I'm always I thought Kevin was at a loss for words meaning like he was so embarrassed that he'd any sort of like expect like not sure what kept Lucy next but actually he was angry and so he but it as I really don't want to talk to you right now full thirds also I never drink wine standing up so of course I'm going to be down for some wine action you idiot always and then she'll be a group right as friends group right that's implied with my my very subtle smile that also could also be in jail hysteria captain leaves but and he's like I can't in his mind who's like I can't believe it so we just leads again just leaves as far as we can see he leads dumping excuse who knows what they edited out so Kevin Sees Simone and the kitchen he's off flustered after this captain thing and he just got scolded by the campaign for not giving fish last night and she has like what wait what does she ask him to do so he he runs down to show the guys and he's like I really can't figure this out I thought thing else if you're capable of doing that so he's staring out at the water I like he goes by I mean yet it's not like you're on a limited budget I would have thought away courtney's like while they definitely don't go inside of you so that's all I now so brandy chugs one last champion it has a job and has a vast like everybody has to do this Kevin K- it's not just you meanwhile tanner is trying to get on kids good side

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Man City are Champions Again

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40:31 min | Last month

Man City are Champions Again

"Welcome legislation espn. Down thomas joining the studio by craig. Burley also welcome to the program. Yang fueled say as thieving echo as we kick things off by saluting manchester city. Once again champions of england they didn't even have to kick a ball today. Manchester united losing a home against less city means that it's mathematically impossible for social side to catch city rivals. Had the top of the table. This be much to cities. Seven talk fly when their fifth in the premier league areas of manchester united but in the angry obviously thoroughly deserved. You know to come back. From the couple of seasons hod will they will neck and neck ever pulling successful and then they go a lesson last year from from liverpool who won cancer at the end that was over by other know probably february of thereabouts and to come back from the and we were going to be the big chases again that she had the injuries of just d- road. Anything they were going to do. We're going to talk about potential for was to come back from that. And let you wins and re address the problems particularly the bach and the yeah amazingly with ruben diaz. Joe sale has been fantastic. Jenkins done well when he's commend. Johnstone's of resurgence and has career and he's fitness any form part from the wobble gone magnificent and the medfield. All this done really pretty much more. This season with a not australian and i don't think there's many other clubs around europe never mind an england that could have that success pleaded not mon. It's interesting see because they started this season badly. Go back says say november and you look at the table. They're not even in the top ten after eight matches in fact that resided in thirteen. They'd only got twelve points from those opening eight matches but then they went on an incredible. Winning run didn't they. What changed well. I think it's i think he's two things number one. The most important one is ruben diaz hem coming in and solidify a partnership with john. Stones was absolutely huge. You know liverpool success was built from the back and this year success for manchester city was built from the back. And that's not something that we used to say about. We used to criticize the he didn't eat. Didn't thank enough about the defensive. Say that again. He just wanted this. Call more goals and everybody else regardless well. He changed along with the along with pet. Just change in philosophy of settling to to set in midfield pasta pasta front line too often and not. The teams couldn't get out great combination and then of course they start to scoring goals. Show letting you don't lose. Goals only takes one john up the other end and in the occasion they needed the city gotta yen. How is pep evolved regarding his coaching style. From a team from we asked him and successive bein and his early days at city is says to feel that has been shave when it was interesting when you took up to table time because you saw that and i think that what you've seen from november now or maybe a bit before as well that was away. He changed his way of play. Not every attack. You have to stay off. You have to go for every contract going and be back in. The boys are saying defense major there and got yola took some time to to kind of understand that at mentioned city that has to do the same. He remember back in barcelona days. We're always talked about being yesterday. Messy but he also had the pre old back there kind of clean things out in that Thing and it's also On not taking anything away from But when liverpool being much much weaker Chelsea coming late rhetorical coming on made it a bit easier but can't take away anything from them not only have they call it play of the how also the quantity and you've seen some of the games when when other teams were so manchester united today when day rotates you see what kind of team they sending out when manchester city sending out a team. They that you just feel that. That team could be top. Forty england as well so i. It's quality all over the place and i think what you start with don pep also saying that should i take. Shall i take this team to champions league trophy. Opt to do something with way of thinking i copy. I'm not saying romantic. But i can't just only use my my pet style and i think that is that is a compliment to any coach that you can adjust that you can develop was a wish. Oh don hutchison was on today. Don don don don don back in november. We were arguing and debating and johnson. But we're run together. From craig said put the main united top of the league and it was one of not mentioning names of people coming on. It's me the united in those other. Wasn't mentioned as rather on sage and the mind. Say you know what i'll tell nonsense didn't know that we're going to put canedo run together but we know that we're going to put some sort of run together too good not to you. Mean clearly liverpool happen and not been able to because of the the defensive issues. Well we're always going to put a run together. Were always still going to be the ones lever. Get got the engineers. They were going to be team to be clear. And it wasn't by start to the season but whatever around and you know. I think the emergency ford in israel and their marris form south to get better you know. We saw not the sale on the bench in numerous occasions Getting game time in and there was others even saw standing loosened form. Good talk premier league scorer good. No one was brilliant but we saw him staling. Who is one of the new team. She wanted to foster new england team. She lives form. Probably from sort christmas onwards and yet just took them at times and put on those ed young the difference with the quality of on was just too much for the rest and the striker is dead but the funny thing is that around europe and we talk a lot about german food. There fina elected number nine revolution day. Coming back with dos concealed. Bed course on on the rest of them and hold on. Of course they have called me back so i think that quad to take them to the next step now he will also look for for number nine but i think is interesting. What what craig is saying. Because i i remember those discussions. I also remember where we talked about a team competitive. We united is not a second team. I must say that they have improved the way of play. You can see more than they have. A way of. Play but theft auto. You always know what to get. You know that they would keep on play. They will keep on doing what they're doing. And then the winds onto points will be a consequence of that way of playing. And i think that is company into the next season that means should shell edney. Go go for that and challenge for for next season. They have to have a clear play and we have discussed that a lot that week. Meanwhile city of course champions after manchester united losing today the may ten changes to the side that won the weekend of cool settling liverpool in forty eight hours time. Stephen do you have a problem with these changes. No no no so Police said he's plays with tie up. So we made the changes And i'm not surprising. And actually i did well to win the game. Because in the first half they looked completely jaded they. His order didn't have any legs. I mean you've got when you see the team sheet and and Helped me here in the middle of the park. Wattage multi yourself. While roy cancan and dvd's thielemans are going to run riot here. We're going to run all over east too. Well they couldn't did you send the legs and it was a horrible performance from leicester what everybody does. What ma they were playing against a reserve site. The should've beaten reserve site. They did beat this reserve site. It was horrible because what it does a game. And that's all account right now. I think he was right to meet those changes. I think there's a game four. I wasn't affects. Your lesson been piling up for for united. It's not wanting to make a big difference unless you rest. Plays with plenty of these games. He's got you believe final. Talk fours guarantee no point. What's the here them. Give you. please keep players. You plan liverpool. Today's not always a huge game. Is stephen was belen. Anybody between two of the biggest rivals an english football but he can pretty much derail completely liverpool's hope of getting taught for by by because they still have an i say john's where the two games in hand but what a little tale if you didn't already know by watching united as some of these Scored players. I'm not gonna cut the mustard in terms of you. Know closing the gap. Between united. And say i mean don't even debate hasn't had much gametime. Oh i'll it up but it looks at not particular level multi-channel eggs have gone on the other. That's the difference between the teams in the league. And the teams are ultra runs. His always see a result of west ham or liberal. Want all but you take a look at the remaining fixtures for all of these sides yes less got a couple of tough games as an many in their running always liverpool west ham. Still with games in hand. Let's play chelsea and spurs but overall. Is it done. Do think less than chelsea in the champions league next season. I don't think it's dumb but if you if you look for a weakness you looked for less the city to listen to. You just got a feeling that chelsea they will get the necessary points they day. They argued and grabbing points and wins and liverpool. This was a terrible result. And of course he's also parrot paradox. That this picture is piling up because of that demonstration at manchester united liverpool game. And there's a lot of consequences of what happened there. But i think that every manager in every i see someone wants to point out that that manchester united didn't fill the best players but i think for for all his safe is champions league places safe and he got his see now. That is ready for a final. I mean that's the disease. Nobody will will ask you what team he brought out against. Leicester is all about winning that trophy. Foreign stevie house right livable's challenges now qualifying for the four still medical rarely enough to do something to have to do something. They haven't done all season. That's one formula games in a row. The best of three this season but they haven't done four all season so all of a sudden they're going to run and won four straight primarily games and they still have to rely on less not picking up any points as well so listen i would be absolutely shocked liverpool. Pep lester and west ham. They've got a slightly a chance they're going to. They're going to win three neutral as well. And if you saw them against evan the goal was never created anything or or even look like it so for either of these two teams to no. I don't see harm than ever. I think i've ever were note and things go for them. They can still sneak in but again. I don't see them doing either. So i think listed receive after this one wednesdays all about chelsea against arsenal and just reminded extra time as always available. Now youtube channel. Be sure to check it out. Do own or read your home. Sure you do. And i bet it can be hard work you know. It's easy bundling policies with geico. Geico makes it easy to bundle your homeowner's or renter's insurance along with your auto policy. It's a good thing too because you already have so much to do around your home. Go to geico dot com. Get a quote and see how much you could save. Its gyco easy visit. Geico dot com. Today that's geico dot com this the day. Barcelona blew the title race. Tuneup against levante in the end it finishes three three meaning with two games remaining that one point three. Let's athletic though with a game in hand for a lot. More on this jewels alley with us ali. Let's start with that. Statement is the day that possibly the title. The day that they blew the title was that this was only comfirmation that they blew the title. If you were hanging onto the loan and thinking that this team was going to run the table well you would have been wrong and i would have been right there with you. I've thought about once. They had the opportunity to get a whole of first place that he would. This team would take over and you would see the very best from by so instead. What you see is the very worst the the drop off between the best in game and the worst one in the same game is so significant is so steep. The difference between the high and low is so significant that you see a team that can control a game with certain with some ease and comfort and creating opportunities missing. Chances could have been three could have been four nothing in the first half today against the second half comes around and it's an entirely different team sloppy turning the ball over and by areas including the learning messy. Turn the ball in a in a bad area yet. Our pekic cannot not defense. You're talking now. Defense cannot get close to the ball and you see a team that loses structure organization balance. Everything that they did. Well in the first half ages disappears and neither disappears. You cannot find it. You see this team. Desperate to try to hang onto the game and they simply. Can't you look at this team on paper. Joel's this team should be good enough to be alabama inside. That had nothing to play for going into this tie but yet again they can't get over the line. of course. They would have been tom if they want a thrown it all away now definitely not do much to should be playing much better. Football consistently not punches. Like we saw over the whole ninety minutes. You can always play your best over nineteen minutes but you can certainly control the again much better. Consistency and consistently. We don't do this similar game to again. What did they take for granted that they were going to win a half time. Maybe there you know why the second half they just rounds don't do any. Don't try to create a tumor and we'd be fine. What gets you know. This is not enough even against the team not clemente who wanted rallies for. Who is a wonderful player. Who is it who is it. Tim data actually throw. You know what we're gonna get something here. Let's go forward. Let's play and they played in their pay so much better than barcelona and i think. He's a disgraceful. Performance from boston is especially in the second half of course when our in a situation alley where athletic could stretch their lead at the top of the table in action against real sociedad on wednesday. All we now saying that they are the clear favourite. Yeah absolutely one hundred percent then again. I've been wrong about this. But i am very safe. Feel very comfortable telling you that is out of this because worst of all today what you saw a team that just kind of realize you know what it feels like. It's over it's over so it is over. And and when he was a there was a point in which. Maybe you try to really show ks that intensity that willingness to fight because there's something to for it wasn't there and so but celona. They only have to worry about themselves. They didn't have to worry about adamantly they have to worry about themselves. They win whether they have in front of them should win this however of course we all been very wrong this whole season as what about us alone out. We're no wrong anymore. Today was embarrassing any was yet another performance like another unacceptable performance from barcelona. When you need it the most ronald koeman at the end of the season gills percent. There is no way that we're not kumon can stay. We praised him when when he was right to when he changed it system. That worked for you to be but we also said from the beginning. This is not always going to work. You can always play three five two formation against every single team in this league because because some we work out how to play against you because you've seen the to improve in love areas even with about three today. What was he thinking of. Time bringing surgery. Roberto i'm not even sure about who play for this team anymore. Anyway and regardless of who the manager is to bring him on like this as a centreback. Instead of whole and klay were hybrid. Buck four hubbard by three that no one really understood what to do and then you take him off in the because you realize what mistake you made because this is not his position in the first place anyway. I thought it was just crazy. Crimen set up on a two year deal. So i'll be the next thing you know. You won't be that next season. I love i love emotional. Jobs is what it's all about children and abby. Thank you very much of course a lot. More from joel's on the latest edition of the gab and gills podcast which is available on thursday by that time of course athletic will play re social ford a huge game. That will be facimile aside. Hey there i'm julie foudy from the podcast. Laughter permitted in. We've been teamed up with ally from day one of our podcast in fact i'm a customer and that's because ally wants to help you save your money well so you can grow it well in spend it well on whatever makes your little soul sing. And that's why they're committed to helping you do right by your money so get started visit. Allied dot com to learn more. Just one game in italy today but very significant one regarding race to the top four napoli she by five dollars so on that puts them second for now. But more importantly four points clear of your vendors in faith. Weiner zouqi joins us to reflect on that victory for napoli. Exactly the result that likes rats alonzo. Event is didn't want meena. He absolutely in exactly the kind of result that at distraught of the season. I don't think any of the cost of setia. Wilson would have predicted as well Some of us thought. That wasn't gonna make it in the top four and the way that they started the season you saw the same type of problems monopoly happily but now we're seeing the true beauty of that game. How evolved alzoman is and what a great outlet he is. Paul how the partnership has formed with him dolinsky the power and magic of in senior and it just seems like when they do have that confidence and they are able to impose game when an opponent one that does fall apart the way the today then you could see the real magic of their play and they continue to press on excel a-rated seeking goals and of course goal difference. Could make a difference if they are if they have similar points at his head to head but if they also blend head to head than it does go down to goal difference and right now now is looking majestic and they have to easy games left so i would say it's an easy for them all is then on your venter's again so swallow on wednesday. That means the first time we've had to have a conversation after milan. Tore them apart. The we can this as such a significant match isn't it yeah absolutely Having several out there is something about that. Never gives me that much confidence. But the way that you've been saying now i would tell you that i could probably beat them so this is going to be hugely significant. Would you can say that. They'll be angry now. What we want to see. That pillow has understood the mistakes that he made against milan. And i think that there was a particular change in which he took off bentancour pleased to recruit ascii that showed that he doesn't really understand the tactics and balance of the game. What he has all the time is just a bunch of guys who think radio on just how to score golf. Eddie cook as individuals renaldo individual mirage than plead. That can play as part of a united front line. That know how to give and go that. Have the majesty of play that we saw today for mapping as an example or even how intimate with bras veg and ericsson that ability to give and go they just don't have to take off a midfielder just another one of these guys was just devastating for event is against me land so remains to be seen whether he will bring in palo author was just somebody who understands how to possess the pool and perhaps spread a pause or try to open the ford line. Just it's very saddening to see. How much pillow doesn't seem to get it in how much you've meant to serve collapsed in the second half of the season no matter what happens now doing now even if you qualify for the top four. He's gone isn't he. At the end of the season. Well i would say ninety percent that he's gone. I think that they wouldn't let him go now. But i'm sure that he's not gonna stay if he doesn't know now what's interesting is then you take a look who's gonna come in and replace him but it might be a manager who's willing to take over a who's in the europa league has been heavily linked doesn't he to move back to his former club but that be a prospect that he'd really wants to phase. I the yeah. That is an interesting one. Would he when you wanna take on this event aside. Now this is what's interesting event is. Everyone is always said that. This is a great management team. That works with the coach. One that we support to the coach even apparently like when they're doing very badly so we just don't know whether management will stick around right now. We don't know the future of puzzle. Ned or fabio productivity this fourteen director. We don't know even if they are nearly will remain at the helm of weather elkhound. Who is head of actual the family unit that runs ubuntu whether he will replace him because of what happened with the soup andy so remains to be seen who it is that will be in charge of events this season and the choices that they will make but i think sedan there is a romance attached to event is i think at the end of the day. This is way. He learned a lot of his tactical play. He feels that he forged a set of identity barron the way that he even managed. Madrid is almost italian to me so i do think there's a part of him that will always eventually at least choose you benches whether it's now or in the future remains seen thank you very much always alone from maine. 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Both you the relegation zone championship scotland. It was not a very good game but still very exciting then survived now hope so that was the first on stevie show was. Have you been to young. I have your got a couple of houses there. So it was david hopkin was there as a monte with my son in any sunday walked away unfortunately because they had a very good connection but being there two christmases scotland last two years hoping reno edinburgh famous. Kate done yes green. It is famous in scotland for getting bombed wall. Lovely back until joe. You know how emotional while you're watching him yan more or less than holland a terrible. When i played football myself i was never kids go bowl. I'm nervous. unfortunately. Kim smith right. That's gonna listen question. Show steven liverpool's with liverpool. Europa league found is injuries. The only thing cat liverpool back his tactics. A big part of what is happening this season. I think he's pretty old. The held them back. I don't think he's ever really changed these tactics. Much the problem as you know when you when you spend what five years basically putting a culture together putting away of playing together and then just from nowhere someday. Some the opens the heart. You'll never be through. I mean it's very difficult to then try and do what you had been done. And then try and go a different route and play a completely different ways so no. I don't think tactics then to do with us. Stevie would you rather live with in the league or not being europe. Do you think participating in the europa league is needed to keep the star players. Happy for season honestly. I would prefer the didn't play in europe. She'll the owners would disagree because that means they wouldn't have any additional money coming in. I mean you only have to look at what the leaker chelsea did on the contain the wealth and the and the new football. They played week to week and they've chop leak from south to finish much so i would like to see happen. Unfortunately i think they're going to end up Certainly one of those europa league competitions which is not good trust me you know the final lighting. Their plans the star players are not happy. Jump not say for asaf. Goes away trips for the thursday night and then back to play probably on sunday against possession europa league for reason. No sorry it's not gonna peace top players. They'll be knocking on the door saying lesson. I was arrested. Yeah nothing that's ultimately. You'll probably play some hybrid second-string and try and keep his place for the premier league. And where do you think. Sancho will end up at the end of the summer or even manchester united liverpool or someplace else. I wanna prediction please. Yes you'll get a prediction. I talked to love this week. Because we are preparing the cup final khadaffi nada on thursday and. I taught a lot of people. Endorsement and the thing is that mess around club tried to spend that much as united not interested in the player. And they certainly are but liverpool. He's also on remember close connection with With dolenz better close cloth and the ceo vasco very close friends and all that kind of thing but liverpool. I've been told. I've been telling them that to finance because he will still be expensive not as expensive loss season when they said hundred twenty million will be around nine thousand nine hundred. I will see anybody who can pay that little as been have been telling them that they have sal either money or salad. So that is that is the deal. I think something to do with the last question because we're talking livable. That goes i think that club one year won't to fresh up the squad fresh off the starting eleven and he couldn't so i think that he would have been desperate to get some new faces in and san would fit the bill the way he plays football steamy. Just say money wasn't an object literally. You could go to manchester. United play in the champions or go to live apart and play in the europa league without making a difference. I think it depends on on reasons that the go the to a club if you can look at liverpool right while european choppiness primarily champions understand that the problem of end enough in the europa league is just one of those things the way the engine these happened then. I think you go to liverpool. Manchester united is still all about s. annan's and maybe maybe the and then candy take another step for you to say the liverpool between liverpool and united. Where where you know the the been there done with the same players that you're gonna join and so if that's what you're all about. It's all about the trophies in the professionalism than you go to liverpool if it's about the history then dependent on him growing up. It could be swayed by manchester united. Because my he did he. He huge huge club. If i if. I just chalk mate site that i think a lot of these young players now today it's not. It's all sunk showing this. He's next season debut. We'll see where where is the chance to win trophies because these voice ain't buying munich. They seem much to to their that. We need trophies so we go where there is a biggest chance to win trophies and that was all about the money would more or less be similar. They're they're atmosphere. On the history of st was folk would be similar. That depends which team you support. So i think trophies potential of winning trophies with all were eleven pill because it's a couple of reasons one the already shown in the last three or four years they can go total domestically on with the best in europe. When everybody's on their manager has pedigree proven pedigree that is so As one of v based in the business on so therefore i would be more confidently and bounce back from level pill And so i would go eleven thanking they will be making an assault on the premier league again next year. I don't think the utilize league is of car. It was ever thus used to say sure right. Tom signing players the coffee as you come in here. How do you sell it to him. You sell is eleven. Pro football club look at these players. Vandyke about gomez. With all these guys that we bought tiago upset then far blah and we are going to make another assault and the premier league and then next year another assault european football Know all pie in the sky is yon said he's desperate to freshen up. Depends on the money. But i do think that as john's bega john's level about me hopper steve ninety or seller to get sancho plus. Money's money's been plus five months. He's been really really I think okay but he still managed to score goals so if you kind of looking at it that way then then you go with money you get rid of money. he's best. It's golden goals against the guy who's best and this goals then express we'll save. You can keep them both and not have sancho what if it was going to club in financial problems and i would just the two of them right all listen. Everybody's gone through a period without played. Well that'd be one office Just the two of them of the three of them if you want include me no. I've been kind of doing all at the same time. So i i would have no hesitation stopping certainly liverpool. Eleven started this premier league season if they start next year philly for. I'm going to be competing we city. I was lever pillow. I really i. I had the money and sanchez. Good player he's played. This season went on but he still and consistencies in these games. He's twenty one provide the money. I wanted to really come. When the buying i'd go insane presume you're not running ellen holland. Rain go insane. Hurricane of could five. Stephen talking about this the other day and not have i don't know he said he's entities but even even an average he still had another stellar season show. He's not having home. Sonar standout but go insane. Hammer occurred even noise. Twenty seven. twenty eight no finished. But it's not going to have much of a sale on the fanny for your time. Get four years i kid. I think he's getting fair. It goes to season and not liverpool team is just a natural. finish nacho. Finish your one year game from nowhere bowls in the box from you. Can't give you. he can give other stuff link. Oh play what. Ray clever flex movements. But he's never ever ever gonna give you. The goal tally like kane has given them like followed. Gave them late ian rush gave. You might play a certain way. That's fine but it all boils down to one thing that's good defending and taking. He's not. I don't think oh happen. Don't get me wrong. I don't think they'll go after. Cain but i think he would definitely general gregoire in the team. Would you recommend manchester city to investing given the diaz has improved the defense and they won so many matches without strike. I still think the frustration live. I don't know. I still think the gophers striker. You can't let go and how desserts and nobile. She's can't imagine going to play that way all the time. So i think you'll go for another strike led by has been i mean changing has been jenkinson. Okay yeah i think i think to do spend ob on a from kennedy said that christiane simon events is shannon has been a failure as they perform worse in the champions league. Inner at the moment playing for the europa league. god's sake let's not even start with them. Taking junior manager a coach. Let's talk all about cristiano renaldo should be. I mean imagine. There was another manager with pillows record this season. We will be after him. I mean hold intellect be after the fair enough. Cristiano renaldo went event wouldn't trophies that would go for the champions league this season he was. He's still produces goals on. We saw some reports today. That if they don't get into champ vega blah blah blah blah. He will he will leave. But i think it's too easy to take you. Cristiano renaldo is the same things to say when he left around madrid. There was some pundits that he well rounded will get better. Be bets out. What are you. Send forty goals away. Okay on the best outfielder hit. The problem is here. Is that when event when renewed wendy event it was probably promised all these changes in things that are going to happen from agnelli from the ownership. The same people that told you know super is so what you think. He was probably go. He probably went off. The back of. We're going to do this not in the next thing on. It's just been complete opposite boys that after this. So we'll see what i was ending in la liga. 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First Blood (1982)

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First Blood (1982)

"Hello everybody welcome back to bald move prestige where we've got a great film today but it might have. A couple of people are scratching their head about why it's the prestige release. It's one thousand nine hundred. I blood which is indeed an action film. But we'll we'll get to their defense here in a minute. It's directed by ted kochav. Who if you're like me was like literally who also directed uncommon valor. A war film starring gene hackman and a bunch of comedies. Like weekend at bernie's like we can bernie's a lot. It is exactly like weekend birdies. Which is why course prestige. It's a screenplay written now. I this is just a partial list. Michael kozel william sack and sly stallone. Who had the final revision as the legend has. But there's what's through eighteen different revisions. It's based on the novel. First blood by david moral. And it's got music by the prolific jerry. Goldsmith actually thought the soundtrack was really really good. It's got the oh we might have. Just the soundtrack is is great. Okay the credit the credit the credit. This all my god dude. We'll talk about it. Yeah okay. I don't know if he's responsible of that. Because the actual scored at don don don don don t like it was good for the action scenes. He also has some kind of heart string pulling music to she makes the film work in the moments that it needs to it stars sylvester stallone as a tortured. Vietnam literally tortured. Vietnam vet trying to make his way back home. Richard crna who plays the colonel trautman character. Who is the dr frankenstein to sly. Stallone's monster and brian dennehy he Type of monster a small time cop. That can't stand drifters and vagrants. And he's got it in for this medal of honor winner. John rambo and also a teeny tiny. Baby david caruso yeah might might just be newly minted david caruso. I didn't actually look but he's got a fairly fairly big partner. Early goings this movie and You know he sticks out like Emergency flare since he shows up on the screen really does i didn't realize how read his hair was. Maybe because i've seen him later in life but oh man yeah def now now. Here's the thing. If you think rambo prestige what are you guys smoking. Let me tell you. 'cause i used to think that same way. I grew up playing rambo video game. Seeing the rambo cartoon wasn't allowed to see the actual movies. But i knew enough for my cousins and pop culture to know just big write it up stallone mohan down hundreds of dudes exploding arrows often afghanistan fighting russians. And does this over to top crazy action. And i don't know if we saw this at the same time like this is one of the things when we're going through action movie kick but together at some point. Yeah okay and maybe it was like i told you we should watch rambo or the first blood and you're like is stupid on. I no serious. Because like when i first saw this film i was ready for some dumb stupid arnold sylvester action movie commando type of thing and i just couldn't believe how good this film was like. Yes it has action but it's fairly grounded and it's all character-driven and the central figure of rambo's got so much pathos And then the final scene is like legitimately devastating The The the the the pain that this guy's enduring i think it's a great film and i think it works for a lot of different reasons. It's kind of like this thing to accidentally came together. It sounds like what did you think of the film. And what do you think of now. Yeah i have the same opinion on it i was. I was so thoroughly impressed by this movie going into it expecting it to be rambo to rambo three. This is a whole different beast. This feels like a series that has kinda perverted the original intent of the rambo series engines. Turn it into an action over the top action movie but this first movie is surprisingly poignant and i read like roger everts view of the thing and it was contemporary was nice and eighty two and he seemed to think that You have to remember. Roger ebert guy who even at that point had seen a lot of films right Early high profile and prestigious films and so when he calls back to other films that have done this same sort of moment at the end with the the big speech in the emotional breakdown that the character has to have over going to vietnam. And coming back you know. Broken an unwanted essentially with nothing. He seemed three other movies. That do that. At least a i hadn't and so when i saw this movie it kind of blew me away and you know it's like the ending is still being investors stallone in some ways like oh like you can barely understand what he's saying half the time but stuff that does come across as enough for me to just go. Wow this movie has some depth to it And it starts off that way to get sort of book ended with those two things and between is what i think is a really incredibly paced action film. Oh my god yes. This movie has basically two two halves. Right well i mean it's obviously got three acts but the to action parts of it are the especially the first won the battle in the forest That's just an amazing action piece all around and then it gets a little muddier when they get to the town At the end but even that keeps you engaged the entire time and this movie is only an hour and a half law. This is an easy watch and it brings a lot of hard. It brings a lot of pathos that brings a lot of really great action. I love this film. And i think it's amazing and i didn't realize this. I started reading some some contemporary views of it. Because but it tracked one kill in this movie one death and it's an accidental one uh-huh. It's pretty incredible. And like if you think that that's the thing is if you tell that the people Like the just completely blows their mind. This is actually rambo film. And it's it's similar to like rocky who's stallone wrote and one husker's for i think he's got like He's got these gift of the the boyd crowder character. Who's got a place boyd. Crowder wants gog linking walter walton goggin walton. Goggin is very good at playing smart characters that by circumstances of the birth give them a speech impediment that allows them. The doesn't allow them to be taken seriously. You know if you if you've got the the mind of einstein but you talk like you just walked out of a coal mine appalachia. Ninety percent of people in america are gonna write you off if you have like this agile intelligence quick mind but you were born in like the wrong side of the tracks and philly or the bronx same same difference and i think that's like that that that kind of little bit of the yo adrian the comes out of this film gives you but everything else in this film gives you this idea that this guy is just a force to be reckoned with and you can't be like he's not a meathead no no he's he's careful he's a he's a planner. He's very tactical and strategic and also like the only thing they do is they make. I think both sides sympathetic. I think they could have done a little bit. Better job with brian. Dennehy character because there's a lot of stuff the novel and maybe in the gargantuan three and a half hour cut at this film. I guess you know the first draft of it that was in there and it kept cutting cutting and cutting But the other thing about is let man. I watched a couple of interviews of him talking about this and he always comes across me is talking about film in incredibly smart. Yep and one of his insights into this film is like i guess like one of the alpha versions of this film was loaded with kind of contemporary. One liners and zingers where he was like. You know at one point in in in this the cut he killed an owl and said eat mouse eaten motherfucker. And there's like lots of vow and when he saw this is such sheets. He said he felt he. Actually i guess when i saw the full clip or the full cut he wanted to buy the negatives and burn it because he thought this is going to ruin his career but sitting in kind of you know working on the post working on the scripts. The idea was like just cut all of his dialogue in it. So that like when you get to the in your book ended by his awkward performance with the mother of a person he served with in vietnam and then his emotional breakdown with the one man maybe in the whole world that he still trusts That's what sticks out in your mind and such a such a smart instinct paired like the pull a lean mean sly stallone. Ask ninety minutes out of this. Three and a half hour disaster And it just. It just works so well and every single time. Every time i watch it. I appreciate a little a little bit more of the the details and the characterizations and stuff for example. I first time. I was watching talking to the mother of the guy that didn't you made it back vietnam. They died of cancer agent orange and all that they allude to that and he talks. He's talking to his mom and trying to get her to warm up to him. He's like yeah. Look you know here's me. And here's the other altogether guys and baker squad and here's this of course we had to put him in the back because he's so big you know we put them in front. He'd and a minute later she's talking about how he wasted away and she's like at the end. I didn't even need help the lift him. You know by sheet out of his bed like it just like without without even tall telling you talk about like when he's later says cancer eats eight him to the bone. It's like this really smart stuff like that. In the script. I thought was really remarkable How efficiently they get this information across without you even really realizing yes. Super economical storytelling And and it doesn't seem like it was that way to begin with but like what they got this down to. This is a film that was saved in the edit like star wars like the godfather like all of these great films This is another one of those. And zack snyder cut right. That's right we need more. We did more rambo exact snyder getting there but yeah they they they cut down so much but you get everything you need right. I understand he's a. Pow was tortured. He never broke under that torture. And so when trautman comes in and started talking you know like like these police are completely fucked in there. Fighting against essentially a countries worth of army in one man You believe it right you. You see what he's already been through but they don't spend much time on it. They spend maybe thirty seconds and flashbacks showing us his torture scenes. Yeah and in in all in like context of like he's in a jail and he's being you know manhandled and sprayed with the hoses and all this other shit that goes down problems small lockups and it's all just triggering the fuck out of him because he remembers apparently being in a pow camp and being mistreated by the viet cong and it's and again stallone when he's not full on yo adrian mode. Has this kind of like when he's dislike neutral face. There's something kind of both noble and sad about him like he's got this resting kind of like these. Were i think three times already. Pathos that it's hard to imagine anyone with the physicality Required to do the stuff he does. Because that's other thing that sets us apart stunts like the practical stunts are amazing. It was hard to imagine anybody else carrying both sides of this. Like arnold in this stage could've done the physicality probably not as well honestly like he's never been nimble. He's always been his bessemer mountain dew doing stuff whereas stallone's doing all this rolling around and jumping over stuff and kind of acrobatic things But in in terms of like acting. Oh my god especially in this era. He was leaving arnold in dirt the dust so for before we actually spoil the whole movie. I know this is an old film. This packing eighty two It's coming on forty years old I imagine there's a lot of people weren't even born. Have not seen this or might be like us dismissing it based based on the popular culture that built up around rambo But his movies about you know this guy john. Rambo who's about eight years out of the vietnam war and he's a homeless vet. In america all of his special forces green beret squad had did not make it out of vietnam except for one and we join him to track him down and we find out that that that fell to succumbed to cancer based the on his exposure to various chemicals in the war and as he's processing that he's walking through the small town that this guy heels from hope washington said the pacific northwest at which is a great location for this film. He's picked up by local sheriff. Who doesn't like the look of this. This vagrant walking through his town. And you know there's a scuffle that ensues rambo's picked up for vagrancy and resisting arrest and in the process of processing him. A couple of sadistic deputies push him too far busts out of jail escapes through the woods and it becomes a vendetta between the sheriff who has to take this guy in to prove himself right in john. Rambo who will not be tamed by the likes of him And again. I cannot stress like even though i've seen this film probably six or seven times like it did awhile and i didn't remember exactly all the action beats and it's just it it gets less riveting in the second half Because the action scale intensifies. But the like it's all like mano a mano with him at dinner. He but it leads to a very satisfying emotional climax. Watch it watch it if you if you only watch one. Classic eighties action movie. Please make rambo. We'll before we get into our full spoiler thoughts about the movie. Let's take a little break. 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So i guess i guess they did star wars did it but like you're not getting it in a four million dollar Rambo film and you see a guy. There's so many great scenes like him. Busting out of jail is first of all. They keep building detention. Because i kept on thinking. I it's been a while and i couldn't remember exactly when he breaks and i kept on thinking like oh and then he grabs him and throws him against a car o shirley when they're book him here all in their fingerprinting them when they when they hit with a night. Stick in the back. But it's a detention. Even if you you know like i knew who rambo was when i first watched this film and i'm like well he's not gonna put up with this shit like i was actually kind of amazed so by the time he breaks loose. You'll want to see him. Go on a chair. yep but he's also really restrained. I mean he's doing just enough that he needs to get out of there and get to someplace where he feels safe. Yeah so that's one of the things. I guess the stallone did when he got older script He read it. He liked it but he did some rewrites to it and one of those things they set out to do was make john rambo more sympathetic. And i don't know exactly where that comes in here. But i feel that in the movie like from the jump when he simply walking down the road and now he gets hassle by this cop. I'm already on his side right So that part of it really works because through the whole movie. I'm thinking well. The only guy. I really don't want to see die here. The only two. I guess are like john rambo and maybe mitch david career says character. Yeah he seems alright if he is left his own devices but kind of complicit because the system that he's the he's joined up with here right Yeah but i. I just it. It's so good. And i liked it because like i guess in the book rambo's more of just like a more of a monster that right. There is no restraint. There's no control. He kills people. Because you know with for a justifiable reasons or like you can understand. Why but it's you know it's hard even you know as jaded as we are today. It's really hard to watch a person who's mow down you know peace officers You have to make a pretty fucking evil. I think one of these guys. Especially i forget his name the only death in the film But like and again in disney fashion. He dies of of a fall from a great height due to his own stupidity arrogance and blood. Lust of more than anything to rambo does gotta have such mark. Oh yeah he's such a dick. Yeah and that's why. I said the The soundtrack i think is really good because in the tints lead up these things they got that kind of motif that dont'a don don but also in the quiet parts where he's reflecting or being traumatized it's got this kind of sad you know Emotional score that supports. Everything has to do And the like. There's especially i i can't. There's a like a rambo triumph that plays like once or twice. Like i remember one time when his deuce and a half bus through the police. barricade and it looks like he's like maybe gets to apparent freedom that also like you know there's a couple of moments of soaring triumph that i enjoyed the you talked about your favorite stunt sequence being the stuff in the woods little about that because i thought like you know i'm in a bit of a bush craft kick right now. I enjoyed seeing this guy just like living off the land roughing it. Yeah i really like. I don't know if i'll ever built a mantrap out of sticks and stones but like It it works really well. Yeah and everything. There were exp- really well for me. The lead up to the chase Where you know he's on this bike and you see this cop who clearly has no business going the places he's going in this car trying to follow rambo and the bike but you know he chases anyway because he's got that like bug up his ass where he won't be proven wrong And there are some really cool stunts there. I love some of the things they do to hide the stunned men's because it's clearly not sylvester stallone writing this bike but they have a scene where the bike rides right at the camera and and the guy is like rainbows now wearing a helmet. So you can't really hide his helmet. So what do you do. The do does a really to get the front of the bike. Up in front of his face going uphill. It's just such a bad as stunt. Like i have to imagine. They approach this stuntman. And we're like well. Can you do anything here. can you help us out. And he's like oh you got to watch you like you gotta ride right past the cameras be obviously not sly. What can you do. Hey can i get the. I'll just get the front wheel and alternate slightly perfectly eclipses my head. No see the rambo wig around the wheel. And i'll pop right win. There came a resolution will will. He's like looking over his shoulder. You can't tell. And just as he's turning around. He rides the whealy past the camera. I is incredible when i saw that. Yeah this is the first time. I've watched this as like my my half ass critic capacity and i'm like fucking a because that's the thing about old action films is like the stunt doubles. You can just tell you can tell. They're wear padding under flannel. You can tell they're just a dude in the whig didn't even like really too much within like hair and makeup to make matt but this was. This was really incredible yet. That's stunt man and then you know once they get into the woods and didn't he and his crew of five cops or whatever are are hunting him that stuff is really cool and they leave it mysterious right like rambo is kind of moving outside of the scope of a camera so even you as an audience member don't quite know where he's going to be and they do this sort of camouflage depth of field stuff where you can't quite tell what's going on in the background until somebody walks by than they focused in and rambo jumps down out of a tree right the way and he's always been there. You didn't notice it before. It's very much like the christian. Bale batman where he says exploding out of nooks and crannies like dropping out of a tree. Blood coming out of it. Like a rotten bank of leaves coming in and the violence isn't really exploitative. Because i think that would feel gross in the context of the. It's wild how sensitive. This movie was in nineteen eighty-two about ptsd but like it's still is like i was on edge because it's not like in predator. We see men gutted and spinal cords pulled out and like our limbs blown out but like when that dude took the the the little spike trap to the leg it's even though it's not sensationalized gore the anguish on the characters face and like the performance like dune david cruise. That takes a knife to die. They cut away before even see. But you just hear him screaming like a stuck pig no pun intended and it like it really is visceral you know and like when rambos hanging off by his fingernails on his edge of the cliff. This crazy cop. I'm just thinking of that stunt like you got a guy on a cliff. He's got to have wires. You gotta be painting them out you got to do doing heroic pilots and ravine and you got wide shots see. They're not faking anything. It's genuinely exciting. To the point. Where like the one. Probably most unbelievable stunt the whole movie where he desperation throws himself auto cliff and just bounces off. It's just on the edge of believability and he did like i guess stallone. The last third of the tree fell did that stunt himself and broke a rib. Doing it really sells the actions like okay. That's kind of like when omar jumps out of the fourth way when the story window of an apartment complex the towards the tail. End of the wire. It's like you think that a man can't do that. And then you read like oh actually. That's based on the real omar. He actually did do that. And sometimes i it's it's just i don't know it worked. Any skepticism is kind of blown away by what you've seen stallone already do and very close shot through clearly doing his own stunts and everything. There is done so quickly to. It's like he lures them into this trap that he's had a little bit of time to set up. But but you get the like you know. He put us together very quickly. And also when it goes down it goes down fast right like yes. You've got six guys here. And he like they send the dogs in after him or whatever he takes them out and then he just he leads them down this primrose path to his plan traps where he in a matter of two minutes of screen time he takes down six dudes. It really paints a picture of a guy who has trauman later says you know. Is this force to be reckoned with your in that. I think those like. I like when you see the illustration between people they're professional killers people who are just like amateurs they talk about this like the expanse whenever amos is talking about you know he always differs the bobby. Because he's like you know. I'm just like an amateur at this. She's like a real train killer and like one of my favorite books Clancy books is a clear and present danger. Where among other things. A group of commandos is in south. America fucking around with cartel but they're six of them left. They're facing off two hundred light cartel soldiers with ak47's everything you'd think they're fucked right well. These are six special forces dudes that they just see things differently like terrain. They know psychologically like if we kill a couple of these dudes. They're going to be so pissed and angry. they're going to charge ahead into this withering. Crossfire that we've got set up and it kinda shows like these guys are just you know they got six hundred hundred joking about. Hey we hunted deer up here last year. We know this. You know we know this area. And he don't and this is going to be like a fun time ten minutes later. They're singing a whole different tune Because yeah he's he's just a professional and they don't know what the hell they're doing. They're not dealing with anything but a drunken vagrant in years. So that's the thing that kills me is Brian he's character will tesol or something like that Never actually changes his tune throughout this whole movie right. There is no less than that he learns. There's no respect that he comes to for rambo and either his skills or what he's been through. I do wish there was something a little bit more there because like as soon as So they they blow up this mind and they think rebels dead inside and they're trying to uncover it turns out rambo's not dead he on the other side of this mine and they find out right and this guy in the meantime has said down with men and had this apologetic scene. Where he's talking about. He wanted to kill him and he feels bad about that now and he's not sure like if he even would have killed him though now he doesn't need to worry about that because rambos dead. He'll never be confronted with that season. And then he's immediately confronted with the the idea of the rambos still alive and he goes right back into that mode where he's like. Well fuck it. I'm the sheriff. And he did everything wrong and he's gotta be punished. There's never any reckoning for that character. Yeah i want to talk about opportunities. I think in the script the help because as it is like there's not much redeeming in the police department and other than crusoes kind of reticence about like. Jeez can't this guy's crazy or treating this guy this guy is you know A hero war. Like why why are we doing this. yeah the other thing I don't have much to say about the in the movie. It's all cool. Like he blows up a gas station and gun store with like piles of black powder and it's all kind of plan. He just destroys a police station with a machine gun. But it's bigger and kinda dumber and not as tints like you don't have those like you know it's batman slugging it out with the superman and his power suit. It's not the batman taking down the street level thugs like a phantom from a horror movie But the other thing there's a couple of other things. I thought was really cool like when he falls out of the trees. That's pretty nasty cut on his arm. I don't know how they did it. But that's such a i. It's as realistically pulsing blood wound that he's stitching up. It looks like i would swear that. He's just stitching up a real wound of himself. It doesn't look like a fake arm like there's clearly some piping and tubing it just looks amazing also. This knife is when i was growing up. These rambo knives the hollow knife. You compassi unscrewed has got fishing line and fishing hooks and a razor blade. I don't no a rubber hose. Return i gave. My cousin had one of these things. You cut like two inch limbs off. I wanted one so bad. And my mom's like you'll kill yourself with a But like i still think it's super iconic and i guess like this single handedly revitalize the knife industry in america so here like yeah. Yeah this this made all your pawn shops and your mom ninja and the dudes running this stuff in the corner of the gun shows. This'll put them on the map and they're still eating at. There's still eating out on it years later. It was a super popular. Movie was number one in the box office. Multiple weeks It made ten times. Its budget practically fourteen million dollar budget. One hundred and twenty five million box office so yeah. A lot of people saw this movie and a lot of people. I think really light this movie. Although i don't know the critics really did very much well this one of those films where like i really gave it three stars which is fair for what Criticisms he had of it. But i think that this was not appreciated in its time because it came out so close to vietnam era. Hasn't been like. I think people were really ready to confront like fully that whole legacy shits still. I don't know that we're ready to confront that whole legacy in an honest way. But i don't know it seems like It it was mixed reviews at his time but like it sitting like an eighty seven percent fresh in rotten tomatoes. now everything. this is about the stunt work in particular. Do we want to move on to talking about ram. I wanna talk about rambo the character and sly stallone. Play him hit. It might be the case. I'm not sure. Because i looked at some of the names At the end credits of the stunt people that were working on this and At least one of them matched name last name that Trautmann shouts out when he's talking about when he's trying to communicate with rambo and he's in the cave and he's like oh you know listen the in his company or whatever. I wonder if all of those men were were names that were listed in that broader. I don't know the answer that. But i do know that. All of the national guardsmen. Who were just extras dared. Onscreen names were their real life names. Okay bobby you gotta do nine gordon. There guys names robert so yeah one of the thing one of the reasons this this thing works especially you know forty years on like vietnam. Vets are increasingly kind of seen as sympathetic people. We feel kinda collectively bad about how asp certain aspects of our culture treated the soldiers. I'm reminded of You know the the late michael. Bricks is added to be ruthless with systems but kind to individuals. If you want to criticize the vietnam war fair enough. I got plenty to criticize. But like you know you see is born on the fourth of july and things like that and you realize that a lot of people got into this with the best of intentions and especially the or or or. Here's another thing. Got drafted without any spock and say the world some the poorest most disadvantage of us and sent over to country halfway around the world and these people are spit on and called baby killers and It's it's very sympathetic is very sympathetic. So you feel bad for rambo just when you think the he's like a homeless kind of like that and then you. He gets his come up his kind of revenge on these. These small minded people all works very well Especially since again. There's so much restraints like there's this mid point in the movie where you know rambos disabled all of his deputies non lethally and then he comes for dinner. He's got the knife at his throat. And he's like i have killed all of these all. Your men and i could've killed you in town. You're the law out here. It's me let this go like pleading like come on like i don't make me kill you. Fuckers and that stuff is just just all works and it leads up to his speech at the end where all this stuff pulls out and does really point. And he's like over there. I could fly a gun ship. I can drive a tank. I was trusted with million dollar equipment. Here i can't hold a job for two weeks parking cars. And when i was reading. Some retrospect the threads of people cussing this movie like this relying really resonated. A lot of vets like there is a guy on read. It said that he was an engineer. On a aircraft carrier working like all this the nuclear reactor you know spinning on one powerful worships on the and he got out of service and he spent eighteen months stocking shelves at target trying to find the job and like how crazy insulting i saw other people like tank drivers and and other like radar technicians having the same like that. That really speaks to them. The fact like you're highly trained very intelligent and yet you know especially for vietnam era vets like you had a buddy got exploded to you to bar in saigon and you wake up screaming every other night and you have a hard time. Like he has pointed is like sometimes. I go for days weeks without even speaking to anyone. Because how do i even Yeah like what did we do. These warriors once. We're done with them. Yeah i think so there are two alternate endings to this movie I don't know if it's if it's in the alternate during the real ending now. Because i watched them both but he he tells trautman like hey you you made me what i am in one of those and that's the thing that always comes back to me when i'm when i'm watching a movie like this about this. Subject about especially the enaam era vets but vets in general like. We're turning them into what we need them to be to do. The job they do over there but then we are not giving them. We are not turning them back into something we want them to be in society. Or if we barring the ability to do that we are not giving them the support they needed. It's it's kind of crazy to me. How little support they get when they come back. We've got programs for. Oh you can you can buy a house cheaper or whatever. Is that really what they need when they come back or do they need a lot of help. Readjusting to the society that they don't recognize anymore and some like that's had it easier. You know when you come home from world war two and you're lauded as heroes and like the whole nation is line you and you're getting free college and you've got all these fraternities that you can join after the war but guys like rambo who gets whole company gets wiped out and that's one of the other thing you after the talks about can't even hold a job parking cars but he talks about. I don't have any friends. All my friends were over there and rice. I'm going to vegas and drive into my buddies. Fifty eight convertible and we're gonna cruise. The wheels fell off and it's echo. He almost reverts back to like the high school kid. He probably was when he went into vietnam and he's just crying about like that was you could tell. That's the thing that got them through my man we get done. We're going back home and we're gonna cruise and we're gonna forget about all this stuff and now everyone's dead in its lift left or him. The remember is no good times. There's no job prospects. there's no romance. there's this clean in body. Parts of dead bodies from some vk kid coming in there and suicide themselves shine box. It's like fucked up and again. I think salai almost uniquely can play that poor kid from disadvantaged inner city that was shipped over there and like taking advantage like obviously they figured out what they got there and they put him in special forces and trained and he can do anything. You can do anything given the chance but he can't. There's a book iron. John by robert bly and he talks. I don't know how much this stuff is true. But resonated with me. That like other cultures like vikings had this berserk irs that they would get like drunk and like riled up and put two axes in their arms and send onto enemies and like they would they would go like essentially achieve some kind of battlefield insanity. Where all they did rip and tear kind of and but they all. And there's i whole ceremonies or rituals about getting yourself geared up to that but then there's also a whole process when the battle is over to like take these guys away kind of lag reconditioning to be back in the village. So they're not dislike wanting to bathe in blood and rip and tear all the time and i do feel like you know with the chronic the va and what we hear about like you know. I mean i know very city to city and place the place but sure. I think it's not a controversial to say. We don't do enough to help vets with ptsd back and having to find a job pumping gas having to find a job at target stocking the shelves. Why don't we support them for. Yeah the time it takes for them to reintegrate. Yeah yeah and you know like as especially since we're getting better and better at saving their physical bodies like people are surviving wounds. That would have been just been dead. They'd had been arlington now. They've got their live but they'd missing an eye in two legs like and yeah they're going to be a walmart greeter but the fuck anyway. I dislike the slightest unique lead character medal of honor winner. And you know it's like the vietnam whatever field but like he. He served country to best of his ability. Did think he's told the dude told told what he's doing was good for the country was his duty. And then he gets back and civilians or spitting on him He can't properly feed or care for himself so he's smelling he's homeless. He's a vagrant. It's a sad this. This movie is a tragedy more than anything. The one thing. I think this movie because i want to shift away from him to brian. Dennehy sheriff tesol kennedy police. In general the one thing from the book that i think made a lot of sense and resonates with me after i watch born on the fourth of july is day established in the book that this guy is kind of a bad ass himself. He was a marine commander in the korean war. And one of the things. I've got the impression is a lot of world war. Two and korean air vets were not necessarily approving of the vietnam era veterans. You know because there's this reputation for them to be an undisciplined in smoking dope and committing atrocities and all that kind of stuff. But that was more of a political and media driven thing than it was like you know career versus vietnam and turns the intervention and he had this personal grudge. You know when this stinky guy wearing a service uniform with a tattered dirty flag long hippie hair you know he walks into town. It's not just like oh. This is a veteran. i should be. It's more like it's those vietnam vets this one as long haired dope. Smoking undisciplined all veterans. A bad name. You know testifying in congress that than the throwing away their medals. John gal like there was. This wasn't just in being cruel for cruel sake. It's more of like Just a generational kind of disconnect and. There's a little bit of hints of that that i was looking for like in in his office. Sheriff department. there's a purple heart like this guy's a decorated war war hero too and i wish they could have like you know movies a trim ninety minutes i think a couple of minutes of him like david caruso like why are you. Got a hard on for this guy. Let me tell you about these sons of bitches and how they've disgraced like a little something as it. It's almost insane. How what a bug up his ass. he's got by rambo. Yeah and you can't tell like you don't get any of that like oh. This probably generational veteran kind of thing. You just get like visit. Copy doesn't like vagrants. Yeah that's the flavor i get from that character rambles like. Why are you pushing me. Yeah i know you guys. We don't like guys around like you. Drifters year one drifter than tin drifters. And now you've got twenty drifters in your town. And fortunately following that policy in america has led to the fact. There's no homeless people in america. You get a drifting your town get them thirty up from thirty miles across the bridge drop them off and then they just they just wander off forever. Yeah they just they vapid into the ether and now. There's no homeless people in america. It's amazing but i wish there was something else i do too. Yeah he's he's got other speech that i'm not sure how much the movie wants this speech to be the thing that kinda defines His reasons for attacking rambo but like he talks about how when people have a complaint and that they're being mistreated they need come to me. They need to come up the chain of command right in all deal with because if people just start dealing with it themselves all hell breaks loose and i think the movie is trying to sympathize him a little bit there because i don't think that's entirely untrue. My question is what happens when someone comes to you with a valid complaint and you do nothing. What is the recourse. Because that is what is happening in this movie john. Rambo says why. Why are you doing this. Why are you pushing me. And he doesn't have a reason he just does it because he's an asshole. Apparently so yeah at that point you know all hell has broken loose and unfortunately you're on the wrong end of john rambo And like you know the other thing is like i. I feel supposed understand that he's bullshitting like the state cop kinda like which maybe is a rung above the professionalism of the small town jerk water. Usa town is like when he hears about the way they treated. This prisoner is kinda like raised eyebrows. God that's all bullshit. And if one of my deputies got out of hand out of kicked his ass but then seen before you hear about him talking about they were best friends and they grew up together and they got each other's back. There's no way this guy's this big asshole in town and he doesn't know and he's never kicked so it's like it's it's it's all hollow and bullshit and this is the guy man. He's the one that i wanted to get dead. Most of all and it was so satisfying his own. His own stupidity and blood lost and arrogance did him in like he man. I felt bad for helicopter pilot too because like he's like this is dangerous. I don't wanna be here. I hear your boss on the thing screaming for you not to shoot this guy. And he's like if you don't if you don't stay here and hold his bird stadium wanna kill you and like fuck. I guess like you'd believe him because what's going to stop him. He's trying to kill this dude against orders right Maybe as an accident maybe. The helicopter goes a sideways. Thanks to the thermal for a second you know. Yeah yeah i also have. This has nothing to do with anything. But i found an researches amazing story so patent. Oswald told this in an interview about brian dennehy so patent aswa is getting his start and he's at like one of his first after parties or wrap parties. And there's a buffet and he's going back for seconds but he's standing there kind of like torn because he's feeling because i guess his agent is told him like asia. Lose some weight. You get better roles. And he's but you know anybody really wants to because patent like he's got a big boy and as he's going his moment of pathos like brian dinnie comes up behind him. Claps a big boulder sized a hand on his shoulder and says character actors. Who gives a fuck for fash. Goes plows in other words. I love that story. He decided like it. Like an archangel fat kids bride. Did he came up. Farrah is amazing. I love that. he's he's greatness. Movie brian de his character so much but the actor is good. He's really good. Especially when you think of like. I guess people that passed on this role. Kirk does is one of them kirk. Douglas was one of them. The one that really raised my eyes. I think would've been like me. And what if that had happened. Dammit who's tom hagen in the godfather yep right robert duvall robert hall. Robert duvall would because he's got that kind of hard ass here that he can play and he might have been able to identity but dini's didn't it didn't he is perfect. I think he's great. Yeah the other thing that i think makes us work. This like triangle relationship between the antagonised protagonists and colonel trautman So like this guy. And i guess he came in because The guy that was supposed to do this Was was it kirk. Douglas alan trout. Yes yes yeah current track has he had some disagreements on the script. He wanted to do something at the script. He walked off like two days before shooting to get this guy in. And i guess having read his lines for his takes because he didn't have script numerous But this guy is lack punch way above his weight in this movie and he's got some killer lines lag dinnie. He is bitch about lie. Why did god make a man like rambo and he'd smash cuts to him. God didn't make rambo. I did and met him. Tell cops how fucked. They are some of my favorite stuff. It's it's cheesier than this movie. Probably should have gone if it wanted to stay serious but but lines like they were dinner. He died on the same something about how they're going to give rambo and he's like well that's like bringing the pigeons to the cat out from it. So what do you think that your boys got a chance. But with two hundred guys with machine guns and however many dogs and three helicopters and he's like well if you go up there with that many people just make sure you bring a lot of bodybags because like yeah. I must say you can't take down rambo but he's gonna kill like thirty of you in the process and is that what you wanted to also like this guy's like rant and rave in trautmann looks saddened because he's like oh you can't just assault officers and be vagrant and he's like vagrancy. It's going to re look real good on his tombstone. Here lies the medal of honor winner. Survivor countless incursions against enemy lines killed in quarter. Usa for vagrancy jerk water. Use as the faith town name i've ever heard. And even though he's got some cheesy lines that part where there after in the bar like after they think th rambos killed and him didn't he didn't he's trying to be magda ammonia and victory. And there's this point where he's like what you what would you have done. A few in a you know met up with him. And he has this thing like he kind of like like soberly considers it and there's a long pause and he likes summons up all his gravitas and says i would know until i met him face to face as i is like me and this is like really really good. They really hit it they. They got lucky that their last minute replacement was able to to carry this stuff. There's some there's some there's a fair sliver of daylight between this character in in first blood and this character in a leslie nielsen airplane movie. Like it's it's minute it's tiny barely hangs on this side of believability but it worked for me as the kernel from gruber is the same way. Like it's it's a parody. It's like oh this guy's tear you multiple assholes and you won't even know like yeah. Yeah but it works because we didn't know that this was a ridiculous thing that could be parodied. If you push it a little bit too far now we do shots and and Naked guns in gruber's and all that stuff some stuff that doesn't work. I mean we can talk about stuff that works to one thing that stands out the tunnel rats. Seen and i don't mean like a flashback to vietnam as an actual tunnel adamant him going through tunnels and having an indiana jones amount of rats to deal with the scenes fine. I don't know maybe this is like snakes. Indiana jones speaking of other larger than life. Heroes and he just can't stand rats but like stallone plays him with like. I don't know like like a little bit of Housewife on a chair. Eek eek about these rats. Where i just don't know i guess maybe some guys are comfortable doing one thing another but like it was weird moment like i feel like cut that out and give dennehy two minutes ranting and raving about how korean war vets were skipped over and no one pays him any attention and these vietnam dirty vietnam. That's the one seen that like I would cut that one. Still get eight minutes. Yeah i would have. I would cut that. I think a better seen there might have been for him to just have to go totally underwater to get through one of these passages and all of his get wet. He's unable to. He's taking a shot in the dark here right. Where got gotta get through this. And maybe there's something on the other side that we need him to salvation but may not. Yeah yeah that could have been cool. I think that would have been. Did you have any others that you thought. Because that's like. I said that's the that's the one and it's such a minor. It's like a thirty second seen like. Oh god the reds the roads here. Yeah that's that's not super grievous. The worst thing in this movie to me is that final song plays over the credits. I i think this is god. Awful song it's a long road and it's so it's a total clash with this nice emotional moment you saw at the end of this movie and and the action that happened up until in this is written by a guy who's like a grammy winner who writes and performs and writes of. Yeah this is also kind of rambo theme for the next two sequels. An for the anonymity. Yes yeah this is a shitty song. This is a i think dan hill. Who actually perform this thing is actually a very good singer. I this music was written by jerry. Goldsmith who i think should stick to music. composition films not hit songs the lyrics by got him hal shaper. I don't know anything about him but the lyrics are terrible. The everything about this song is bad. Very bad one hundred percents. I cannot believe it stuck around for the rest of rambo and it sucks because it almost ruined like if they had had just a a normal classical theme for like thirty seconds into the credits and then they started this up. It'd be fine. Because i could stop it before. It like starts several bars into the lake. Where i should be sitting and thinking about like is this. Justice is this fair. Am i okay with how this works rambo. Okay like what's going to happen. But like as soon as i am doing that. The movie is poorly telling me what to think about it with the ro. Yeah no it. It sucks zad by eighty standards. It's god awful now app but people like i said it was it was pretty well regarded and sold well and they used it literally everywhere so i i don't know say about that. A couple of final thoughts. I had What did you think of the. Because i know you've seen it alerted to. What did you think of the alternate ending of rambo which is more consistent with the the the plot at the end of the book. I guess in end of the book the john rambo and brian. He's character Cherif jerk water are mutually wounded to the point of death and trautman comes in and and Mercy kills rambo and then sits and spins his his final moments with the the other guy. tisdale cherif diesel. Yeah and this. The the alternate ending is rambo bags. colonel trautman to kill him and he kinda refuses to do so but then rambo grabs like you know. Covers his hands of his pulls it to his chest and makes him fire with kills them. What do you got any thoughts about which was superior to the other feeling like the actual ending of the film better than the alternate. It's certainly more hopeful. Which i like outta movies comey Sap a soccer whatever. I like that stuff. But it's not a super strong preference. I think either one works in this case. yeah. I don't man optimistic. Because i didn't feel optimistic of this movie Although i guess like i mean it's more realistic than him. Rambeau beat the rap or the Like the idea that rambo's going to beat the rap. Because i think it's just the idea that rambo could have a life after this at at some point i feel like he's going to have is like reinducted in some kind of shadowy clandestine. We're gonna take you and put you in delta force in throw you against the enemies of america clandestinely until you die. Oh see. I think he's going to prison and he's getting come out at some point and hopefully have a decent life and ask as was working on my notes. I was thinking like what would the likely outcome because he didn't actually kill anybody. The arrest the circumstances of the rest were bullshit traumatize. He's a medal of honor. Win a winter I don't know feel like he's still going to go away for a long time. Oh yeah i mean a whole bunch of the town. They can sell officers. Sure sure so. The other thing is could i sell you on the idea. That first blood is a christmas movie. Probably not but i'm really interested to hear thank. You didn't even think of this last act as a prominent giant santa claus drinking coca cola billboard on the phone. Yeah there's yeah there's a. There's a christmas tree in the police. Department as getting shot up and as rambos doing his pathos stuff and it's set in you know obviously in the winter two stone. It's gotta be. I think it's a set in december of eighty one. If we could all we only had christmas song like man all be replaced. The final bullshit. Long road with the i'll be home for christmas Establish that he was hoping to make it through his buddy's house for christmas because he doesn't have any families desperate and like this would be i. Would i would fight till my dying breath. This is a christmas movie as it is. I think i think it's a little. It's a little weak. Yes not a christmas movie. All there is that line or rambo says you know if it wasn't for that bad christmas present that i that i got last year i wouldn't be doing any of this. There's that line it's right near the beginning. it's quick you might miss it. Have you seen the last rambo rambo six for last blood so yet. Yeah last what is last blood. Yeah did you ever see that. No i saw the remake. Well the remake of rambo. I wanna talk about that in a second. But i. I saw rambo right. Yeah we both saw that. I remember thinking that was a pretty good action flick but nothing like this now. It wasn't like i was hoping it would be the rocky balboa like cap off to like okay this film series kind of lost. Its way got way too in the eighty sequel action itis but now we actually bring back to the core of. What's good about the character. And it's interesting by the character. But i i don't know i haven't heard anything about last. We talk about the way this this. This movie series name is more fraught than like the xbox you got first blood rambo first blood part two now. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. I blood rambo first blood part to rambo three rambo then rambo last blood. Yeah it's messed up man. Where av and must have done a series on this. He he does. These like mixed up name franchises things where he just goes over the names of crazy things like friday the thirteenth is really fucked up Or or i don't know yeah. It's it's weird. This whole franchises. we did you know. There's a bollywood remake of i just found out and it came out like i think it came out last year. I it's i saw the trailer and it looks nothing like i. Blood looks far more liars. Rambo three over the top action extravaganza. That's bollywood i mean. It's tends to be a little over the top at i. I really really want to see it as soon as debate is weird because it should have come out at the wikipedia articles still written in the future tense because no one gives a fog about coming back and editing the entry for the bollywood thing for the rambo remake or couldn't run a virus just postponed it right could be. Yeah but i thought that filming was wrapped up in twenty eighteen. And it was gonna be at twenty nineteen or twenty twenty. Release maybe down. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah know what theater. Life is like over in india. But yeah i would've i would've actually looked up. Came out a little bit harder. If i know that we were talking about of a. Yeah i i if i it's currently it's filmed so it'll come out eventually out already. I definitely i definitely wanna see. I wanna attitude. Because i've got the the rambo complete edition which obsessed with this movie. Now there's i got this box set. That has all the rambos from first blood all the way to the blood but the one before that and he's got a bunch. It's gotta stop sly stallone. Commentary track for this film. That's like a making of feature at and so this other stuff that i didn't get a chance to watch because i i just got i thought is going to be a bear because it was one of those things where they like eight discs shoved into like a single dvd cover and that in my mind. That usually just a shovel of the like. I've had i've got a bunch of those collections. Any almost nab or barebones but like these discs are kind of loaded. So i kinda wanna work my way through and and see some i. Yeah i had no idea how fraught the making of this film was how many fits and starts at two. How like the disastrous first cut. How the legend is that. Like i guess stallone was like right. Wanted to write this project off. But to get like international financing for distribution. They did a forty minute. Like highlight reel and like he was supposed to show up the kind of say some words afterwards. And he's like his i guess. He got bullied into tutors. Agents said he had to and he was sitting in the fear and he's watching then he's like holy shit. This forty minutes is pretty hot. You know what just cut out all my bullshit and this film's going to be good. Yeah yeah what mean if not for that. Who knows what happened so speaking of disc versions of of this. I've got a four k version of this. I watch with hdr and all that might the nice sound setup and everything. This movie looks really good. Like it's got the film grain expect from From that but the restoration they did is really good especially like the explosion scenes and the fire scenes like when he's carrying a torch through the of that cave. It's it looks really good in four k. Yeah i noticed that. I don't have the four k. I've got the blu ray. Restoration is what this one is. And i noticed like when he had that the combat knife disease torch like stuck you naked. See like little drips of fire driven down into like the color levels when he's in those the not color the light levels in the tunnel so good like the in the battle scenes in a town or so dark but like you can clearly see everything that's going on movie amazingly well lid and very atmospheric. It's very pacific northwest winter. Cold and dreary and cast. everything's great. there's no light chides me so this was filmed in british columbia. And this is something. I pull pedia. It's not a research here. But like i found out that they had to import all the weapons that they used on this movie into canada for filming qassam. Didn't admiral whatever up there the importance of guns and right and they go on to start filming this movie and then fifty of the weapons turnout missing during the filming of this movie canadians. Desperate hitter hold on the boom boom. I that's i. I saw that too and then i saw another article that talked about like what actually happened. Is that one of their big military. Trucks got stolen and a happened to have it like the the headline fifty weapon solo not step. That is probably more like someone made off of this big military truck in a alisa bonus that had fifty guns in the back. That's a fast. Paul walker and vin diesel. Came up stole a truck. And we're like. Hey well it's in this now. They knew they were high. The win Freidel know who can't think of any of the characters the villains. I can't you know what i can think of. Well some pieces in those movies. But i can't think of a single fucking like plot all the time. That's the idea. Sure sure that's that's a theme more than in corona and family and at one time the lady lost her mind forget who was and it was a villain but yeah i mean to fill out of that first. Movie is in diesel right. That's the adipose walkers trying to catch as undercover cop. But at one point rock was the villain to end. I sure Transporter guy was the villain and they're all is one big happy family now so it's family family of everything there no the villain in first blood. Is brian dennehy diesel. Brian in his diesel. I will say that like this is a notch above a lot. These other eighty action at eighties. Action films in the midst objectives. Have twenty twenty one is to bring brings eighties action back into our coverage. It's hard because that's like we're we were swimming in pulp in this era with unlimited marvel and disney star wars releases and the walking dead. We're trying to catch up on. But like i would like to find a break where we can do like a half dozen of the great eighties films that we haven't haven't so far covered we get be creditor. Finally because i found myself watching this movie and in those scenes in the woods going. I need to watch predator again. Because i'm not sure it's much better than this. Honestly this is so good predators a better movie. It's a better pure action film. It's one of the best action films but a better movie. No way no way silly movie about an alien hunting dudes and the jungles of fucking cambodia or whatever south america think is. There's no way that's as good as this culture coming home. Getting spit on shit on i. First beyond the breaking point as is just he seems in the woods. I'm like man. Did predator really do much better action than this because this is kind of amazing it really is. It's all so fucking real. I just watched like six months ago. I got the bluer. If you wanna borrow it. Well hope you enjoyed our discussion of this. Eighty s action film Prestige action film You will not be finding the rest of our eighty s action film in precedes. Definitely look for the pulp section But yeah can't wait to see you back here again until then i'm aron and i'm jay.

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Crowded paths to the Democratic nomination

Meet the Press: The Lid

03:08 min | 2 years ago

Crowded paths to the Democratic nomination

"Welcome to the lead from meet the press. I'm Mark Murray. In the span of just a month the twenty twenty democratic presidential race is already beginning to take shape. Elizabeth Warren is in so is Kirsten gillibrand and comma Harris and now Cory Booker bringing the number of major candidates who have either announced their bids or formed exploratory committees to eight and with this field already taking form and with the different lanes in. It's starting to get filled. It all brings to mind the opening scene from raiders of the lost. Ark the doors closing you don't have that much time to jump through it and be sure to grab your hat, and that whip now magin that scene of eight people or more had been running down that hall and trying to escape the closing door that my friends is your democratic primary. So here's the field months before the first democratic debates begin both Booker and Harris are trying to take the same path. Win or overperforming Iowa win South Carolina in cleanup delegates in the early southern states. Both Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders if he runs have a slightly different path winner over performance Iowa with progressive Oaters, then use that momentum to win New Hampshire. And remember the candidates geography will play a factor here as well with Warren hailing from next door Massachusetts in Sanders coming from next door Vermont. Remember, this was Bernie Sanders route and twenty sixteen and there's maybe one more path for democrat to win the nomination by winning over pragmatic Democrats in the early contest in later overperforming among African Americans millennials or both now that might be tailor-made for Joe Biden or a better or or someone else. So the field in those different lanes are already starting to get crowded, and if you are one of the big three who had the ability to wait, a few more months due to their name ID and potential fundraising prowess, think Biden Beto. And Bernie than you don't have a whole lot of time to get through that closing door. Oh, and one other important point here anyone who tells you that the first contests in Iowa isn't going to be important deciding who will be that two or three democratic finalists coming from each lane is kidding themselves. I was always important, but maybe more so than ever with this potential field, for example with comma Harris inquiry Booker competing in largely the same lane. Whoever comes out on top. And I will we'll have a big leg up. So if you're thinking about running for president in here that missing door closing better jump through it and be sure to grab that whip. Oh and don't forget about that big boulder. That's about to run you over. If you don't keep up the pace. That's good for us. We'll be back next week. If you like to hear more this free audio briefing. You can add meet the press the lid to your flash briefings on Amazon Alexa, enabled devices or download us as a free podcast done. Don, Don, Don, Don, Don.

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Israel Hour Radio - Episode #1002: Ten Israeli Songs Every Jew Should Know

The Israel Hour Radio Archives

1:19:39 hr | 2 years ago

Israel Hour Radio - Episode #1002: Ten Israeli Songs Every Jew Should Know

"Building a stronger israel's one song at a time this is my israeli music dot com you're listening to israel our radio episode one thousand two nothing will be shipped sharpie i give the hush money but we try to be real you know so now i know that i even though i when you go out on a guy my job you're being very strong my dog lined you know while we all wish i'd love that you should look like i do it girders world i they knew who he's got the better but do not go to new light blue will be on there were no i i know what is real our you know who you are as you connect with that said facebook look dot com slash israel our email us at info at israel our dot com seven to nine three to eighty eight hundred here's the host of israel our sro's continuing podcast only mode here at israel our radio yeah they're still renovating the w archea studio so there's no live show but were podcast only for a few weeks during the summer they are expecting us to get back into the studio at the end of july i i cannot wait a new studio new control board all new lay out we posted the latest pictures at my israeli music dot com my name is josh rosen welcome to a special edition of israel our radio and the reason i call it special edition is because we're going to have a very interesting theme on today's show a number of weeks ago i posted eight blog post that my israeli music dot com and i called it the top ten israeli songs that every jew you should know because hearing it at israel our radio we are building a stronger is real one song at a time and it is our belief that every jew whether you're living his real whether you're living in america whether you speak hebrew or whether you speak any other language no matter your connection to the land of israel everybody should have some knowledge of israeli music so i went out on a limb and i came up with ten songs that i believe every jew should no justice some way to maintain it connection to israel's through music and culture you wanna not know anything else about israeli music fine but in my opinion as eight good committed american jew or world jew who loves israel and who cares about is real know these ten songs and today i'm going to play the back for you and i'm also going to play for you a few others that were suggested to me where people were saying to me on social media but why didn't you include this dog and oh my god how can you leave out that and all kinds of stuff like that so we're going to replay my picks for the top ten israeli songs of all time and by the it's not easy to choose ten songs from seventy one years of music that i feel everybody should know but i'm gonna try your thoughts are very much welcome in facebook's dot com slash israel our let me know what you think of the list let me know what you think of the songs i've chosen and let me know what you what song do you think should be on there that are not facebook dot com slash israel our were on you to about israel our radio were on instagram at israel our radio you were on twitter at israel our end were on what's app at seven three two eight four four nine seven seven eight please be sure to say hello in any one of those methods i would really appreciate it because i keep saying sitting here i buy my computer doing a podcast when the show is not live kinda lonely not the same i miss live radio i missed the thrill of live radio i miss hearing from people all over the world saying hey josh were john then so even though it's not live radio say that hey josh richard in also the email address is info at israel our dot com when we started off with kevin beret antonio yeah one of our favorite songs of all time and the song that i believe every jew in the world should be aware of and will continue with song number two in my list it's ironic i've stayed i need about todd israel our radio i maybe i should i eat a lot of food and i'm the last one i need a guy benjamin is a whole lot i'm a man a man yet on a gain of the marathon sean i mean they outside dash and a lot of nineteen and they can they bothered me about a bearish on a on a i mean the guy who was going to sign the measure i mean the guys man shot dead by a long shot to win from nineteen seventy eight at eric dane i need that tom all right guys stay the course was these frank sinatra of israel's with more than five hundred songs under his belt pretty impressive and eric by himself is just an artist and everybody should know about that song with it's wonderful message with the tone of optimism and perfection and you and i are gonna change the world will how great is that plus it's an easy song to sing and i think everyone can get behind that song eric i'm staying on me about that coming up next is by david burrows our song number three in the top ten songs at every jew should know this one comes from nineteen seventy eight and if you know any david rosa song it's probably this one he finishes every concert he's ever done with this song it was one of the first songs he ever wrote nineteen seventy eight david burrows that he had told israel our radio be now will say any day in you know it'd be fun and then finally time how yeah not not vini name son michelle a bit of a learning you're very little i can find me by the line in a show you know machine find that i've seen in a dying man man choose a machine it looks up but then when i show to be spent ten times i a tiny a mm show mom how much money magazine team up a but not a bad all those two man show again aaron said he was on a mission on him lemonade ship nine man come on in some trouble beat on me though by the show baby the mom bonus meema maybe campbell hanging man i'm told her mind come back said man i don't know he is currently teach bye bye bye on a friday we might be man being being closing down my man my man not eat or not saying we can't go man to man oh man i think it's time to get the cash you need to answer is none of the union speech last night a courtesy beach no they're the guy right there really is nothing like that song it was one of the first israeli songs that i ever learned back in college because everybody was saying it at the time and i've seen david performing dozens of times and it always gives you chills david rosa yet from nineteen seventy eight on our list of these top ten israeli songs that every jew should know number four on our list comes to us and were doing these and chronic chronological order if you haven't been able tell number four comes to us from nineteen eighty three end it will be you're vision song contest entry for israel's in nineteen eighty three but it has since taken a life of its own first of all in nineteen eighty three years version contest was held in munich germany i just learn this and it's just an amazing story amy goodman nor was charged with the writing eurovision song entry in nineteen eighty three for israel and when he found out that the contest would take place in munich he said you know we need to send a message to germany and so he did by writing the song hi i'm yesterday l high the nation of israel is alive and well this was a message to the germans for the holocaust it was also message to the germans for the munich massacre which is taking place about eleven years earlier a deep people went onstage with oprah causa wearing yellow costumes i reminder of the yellow star worn by jews during the time of the holocaust there were six performers onstage representing the six million who perished this song has a message it makes you feel good and it is just something very very special this is number four on our list it's oprah caused this classic high should be which they need to they'll be who lives in germany will still be fine don't show don't let me on the show don't be one of those guys that that yeah i mean it looked like my dad died yesterday i do but the young new still one guy card by so that it will be up by then just no no no no no you dig in and go then they ain't no no no no no no i saw that she saw bill by israel our radio i'm josh round bringing you ten israeli songs that i think every juice should know what do you think of my list so far let me know at facebook dot com slash israel our or at info at israel our dot com hey july is here and that means august is not too far away and that means that our annual august cutting goats are coming faster then i couldn't believe it it is it's hard to believe is already almost august but here we are and what we do every year during the month of august is we take our shows during that month and we devote each show to a particular topic in israeli music so as i always say in the past we've done all kinds of things we've done songs of love we've done songs of hate we've done songs of war we've done musical families in israeli music we've done songs of shut batch we've done songs about sports and exercise we've done songs about summer all kinds of things any topic you can think of you name it our listeners have come up with it well it's time for you to put you're thinking caps on once again because we always rely on our listeners for ideas for the month of august and we've gotten some great ones already because a longtime listeners know august is coming i should lead josh no my idea so thank you while keeping coming but if you haven't yet submitted an idea well now it'd be a great time i want you to think of a topic in israeli music think of a number of songs that might fit that topic let me know info at israel our dot com or facebook dot com slash israel our will also postie a submission form over at my israeli music dot com august coming up in just a few weeks you're on israel our radio and we move on on this week's israel our with song number five on our list and we jumped in two thousand one we go from nineteen eighty three to two thousand one you know were leaving out a ton of amazing songs you need to tell me what they are facebook dot com slash israel our or on what's app or anywhere you wanna get in touch with us we move on two thousand one old jumbo shallow model ainu with most men are in cat sheva and the reason why i included this song on the list is because number one it is just a joy the song is just pure unbridled joy i don't know what else to say second of all the messages amazing piece well yet come upon us third of all it's sunny in hebrew with satellite in arabic showing beautiful utopia of peace between are cells and are neighbors this is a song that should be on everybody's lips and it is so much fun to sing along to i wanna hear you saying other end of the radio this is wrong number five on our list salaam lack catch chevanton most men already israel our radio show no no new abortion law my other news outlets who shot a modern day new york no no no good show my name well there is a man who shot no no no no god a a draw a dumb guy when we're young john long island new york times online they do your job i made to the tune of all time library to china by do you know why they saw don don don don don don don don a job by the people shot at the dabble john john john john people down don don don don god god god god god god more guys down don don don don don don don don don john john john do john john john i i'm john little live in their loss john john john john young to the down down down down down down down down down there goes a law by the new york post shiloh they know who you are all showers low clouds and a u m newsradio k f b i i those new they tied the knot contact also tajik me about my library penalties that i'll say i'll say liquid liquid i don't i don't know much about the other big money that can be me my god i'm not telling becky yes you have those bones and about the same time a long shot off their love them going in my they gotta they gotta pay about charlie no they're not they're not how much they beat the whole bunch i know that made me mad about not that much money hot tub you telling me that look like bullshit telling him how do you get that new laws charlie hey hey trombone goes blah blah blah and it shows you know they're like okay let's say it on the show you know they make out at channel eight dollars a share a little bit they now know that they know that straight let's talk a little bit we get it anyway it's a song that you know i love from two thousand four chirad tests care the stickers song from a crash a song that was just groundbreaking a song that is just brilliant hitting bumper sticker sticker slogans against one another that has been the subject of many school curricula a over the years and really amazing reflection of israeli society one to be studied in depth and i hope i know everybody loves that song but it's even better if you know the meaning behind all of the bumper stickers out there i certainly don't but i'm always learning so she's not sticking a diagnostic gosh they recently celebrated fifteen years of that song by rerecord ing it and you can find that song in that video on our website my israeli music dot com just search for adopting a high end you will find it before that from two thousand one it's old shovel shallow molay new eight k eight salaam my lack catch sheva with a late singer most men irene israel our radio don't forget to review this podcast over on i tunes if you're in june if you enjoy it make sure you tell tell the world i tunes will reward us well for your review by promoting our show so please do that let everybody know how much you love israel our by going on i tunes and giving us eight very positive glowing loving review we would appreciate it let's move onto to two thousand five and this song was named song of the decade from the years two thousand through two thousand nine it is probably one of the most famous contemporary songs to come out of israel's annan's by v downright a project it's the title track of eden second album along with these downright project made up of hundreds of musicians in artists from all around the world this is he done and his team with the most famous song but they've ever done it's called me my on my team israel our radio antigens number seven on the list of songs israeli song every jew should no no no no no no donate your day not enough and i can't believe that he will do it together and then there's no doubt that the longer you must know so i'm gonna lead you to believe it or not like you're a woman you know the number nine no no no no no no no you gotta be anything i mean i know i know i've never they never leave on my team a team around you and i should like two super bowls in a row company listen but my god never be done even though she certainly a british among because they constantly day and you're done no no they got a bad day john mccain a teeny about eight or nine and three other down i might be the case one nine we forgot who who should be a tiny little tonight show in the culture that i align with a few showers but cohen of lying to congress manner be buying show in any man show eleven million today debate that they tend to be a cameo a learning experience three are calling because no no by believing the corner while you do not know young man that nobody goes there signing day no no no no no they may day meema monkeying around ninety nine before them going look a souvenir dining room and i i'm going to land a rain shower the corner larry cudlow may be behind my shoulders fifteen minute let me pay him yeah there may be there may be a b cast a scam many are holding riccobono the applying vehicle running around may be a man or a new one now why do you need a new on the menu while we go on gas line it's on sale now available on amazon there's no doubt in my mind i met a young man man that might have been in the coal mine she feels shinola kubota lying although we may be coming on the show me man should be making me a bit today may ten minutes on the week if you're on hold and then the guy's name was already alexan rather than i mean i know why she it'll be in you see when i say that every juice should know these songs i want people know this song because i want people to understand you've done right fell in the multi cultural nature of him and his music end his project end the fact that it has spread like wildfire throughout the land of israel and i think that in an effort to connect jews around the world with israeli culture they should have a decent idea of what goes on in israeli culture and i think these downright help project was much of a of a phenomenon in israeli culture as just about anything over the past number of years as evidence by his recent festivals throughout the entire land of israel i listen to one of his concerts live on gallagher lots of few weeks ago i know a number river listeners did as well it was phenomenal and oh my god they still sound great aidan sounds great they know how to play to a crowd andy living in israel wrote a fantastic review on facebook of the show in jerusalem and boy boy eden riceville is not going away anytime soon number seven on our list he done right fell with don rights project with me my on my team from the depths my name is josh rosen thank you so much you're tuning in in to israel our radio moving onto song number eight we go to two thousand seven and the song i have for you is not a happy one but it is something that i think we simply revolutionary if you take the very very famous israeli version of a donor lomb written by siedman back in the seventies adorned orla much share my love and you take that and you combine it with rock violinist miriam ben irene e n rap lyrics by subliminal well you are left with a very very powerful song about the holocaust this really is one of the most powerful songs i've ever heard about the holocaust and it's a wrap who would have thought the themes are just incredible the lyrics extremely powerful i want everybody to know this song enter think of the holocaust when they hear it it's just really remarkable couple and it also helps people understand that is rarely rap might be a little different from what they expect the lyrics can be about being can run the entire gamut of israeli society and this one deals with the most difficult aspect of israeli society israeli history in jewish history and that is atrocities of the holocaust this is subliminal with mary been ari on violin original music by siedman mun lyrics by subliminal a donor lum on my tie israel our radio i do me a little bit less you show me oh i spoke to incredibly close it go there that don't look loans will be a piece of loan program will cain show and basically how your money and they go they had actually he must be a few a complete failure to appear to be in a time let them show you will become a book on how they basically will be a ton of the middle class color will be below show means to you how much she loved by voters do no bullshit bullshit john kelly then you walk let me come to make it even more let's say a discovery blue nail fucking you might need to do a whole new ballgame will pay a little short let me scott pitch game with a few he shows out there will be i will be by option poll by little like the whole but we share a lot of talk about google you know top notch andrew may be a man called feline much trouble for what he meant by that she she shed this you've got gotta show me deal to take on the bulls a lengthy shimmy you peanuts on the issue that they'll move into be shout proudly attendee behind you know moby champion but people thought though we'll play appears last time early early or the all new all the way down more cloud cover the cowboys in the middle class chairman george h w bush talk to a guy like spin on their side shama i that's always gets me it's i don't allow my my time by subliminal on israel our radio and that brings us to our final two songs in my original countdown the idea of the top israeli songs that average you should know and i know these last two might be a little bit controversial might be a little different end might not be what you would expect in a list of the top israeli songs of all time the average you should know about but you see i felt i needed to bringing something extremely current something that was popular today's that people listening to israeli music for the first time and getting inexperience of the entire spectrum of israeli music wouldn't understand what is going on right now so i included two songs at the very end of the list that i felt people really needed to hear i think they're both amazing and i think that they they really should be known by just about everyone but i understand that these might not be the best israeli songs of all time or the most meaningful or the most powerful or songs with the biggest impact but they are among the most current and and so number nine came out in honor of israel seventy first birthday this past year and it is a very special song eden ryan fell and their own modality wrote this song and brought together thirty five is of israel's top singers to get together just seeing chev it came about how your tribe of brothers and sisters this is a very powerful song as well and just makes you so proud to be affiliated with the state of israel until love the state of israel this is just one fantastic patriotic love song for the land and we can get enough in israelis can't get enough and people around the world can't get enough on her website we posted did a version of this song done by birthright birthright israel's v amazing organization that brings young people to israel's from the united states every single year tens of thousands of people bringing to israel the show them the beauty of the land of israel and they decided to recorder version of the song in english bringing together a very diverse group of young people translating the song into english an singing and dancing and celebrating all over over the land of israel give you a little sample but you need to see the video together to truly understand how amazing it is but here's a little sample of sheva duckie about how your by birthright is right and you know check out the amazing full version of that song at our website my israeli music dot com that's the birthright version this is be original version with the cast of thirty five great israeli singers yours it's called chevette jockeying buckeye yo in other of israel's seventy first birthday israel our radio show and money in in my she or no man but the show a screen shot of a whole markowski no ma'am people just they had a neat but then we add these as i own a gun they blew a thing she in a while you're a mom but a that's a good job on a cool or do they do the don the other people call it continued love piano and then we know that they read about that shouldn't be in shanley james call me kinda guy named gonna fix you can buy a gun fanny no bad no show a new book on monday show that he would larry i should be very very hard on you make me we're going to be leaving her name is a i should say shame on my mind and then turn on their dollars on a long day she was on a mind being you know a lot of time on they would show she was on my mind being on the show the scene with any luck that song will be stuck in your head for the foreseeable future chevette talking about how your israel israel our radio and the last song that i have on my list in will get to some of your suggestions in just a minute also comes from twenty nineteen i think it is they fabulous song i mean genius concept and really reflects the state of israel the state of hebrew in twenty nineteen if were dealing with hebrew music we have to realize that so much of hebrew borrows from english on a very regular basis and i take vice jc in a brand new fantastic song calls israeli society out on it and they've decided you know it's gotten crazy that so much of hebrew includes so much of english i take by shish decided to write a great song about it you've heard here on israel our radio a couple of times but it's number ten on a list of ten israeli songs that every you should know brand new firm antique via shellfish it's called every time that shot the new hebrew i usually do they i mean but jetlag overweight he may he may mean what's not cj bay before who's just simply hashtag swags oh my gosh you no reason that they lie about guys show so go get the latin leads me to my face i should they go ahead and open a new deal more being trained people devon mitchell guy i shouldn't say no don't quote me my location by exit while about nation you're seeing that they they they believe in god it'd be booted asia russia being shopping chasing thinking man go down for me my lip yellow i know crazy i mean let me know that we speak the language of the hebrew my own my god i got shot a don show we met a live show i'll just do a comic vr b i g i remember all the dmv because you know i b m b a b i b see my own laws being make sure your pain leno will be the same alarming ron seen by doctors maybe they'll be out there making the team i mean believe me almost because we're told to leave us doing diana low we we are we are we don't worry lash back checking chick cold icy fable east you go see me grow phone started out oh my god stuff i got shot i leave shy and i know we met a man shot on my god we got shot down a believe that if we have a shot i the only one by may believe when we texted me believe that hopefully they leave this at home when you made me believe at home living human being who they were being one live is back on monday limousine my god marcus jobs they shot i know magazine that donny don stuff better life span of about why why why are you still got a you got shot down a better life we got a better life i love that song it technique rush i rita shot israel our radio and there you have it my selections for the top israeli songs ten israeli songs that every jew should know that helped make them better connected to the land of israel to help them stay in touch in some small way with israeli culture and hopefully fully to provide them with the springboard to become more interested in israeli culture to get more immersed in israeli music and we have just the way they do that by listening to us here at israel our radio my name is josh ronan when i put this out as a blog post a number of weeks ago as i expected i got some interesting letters from people on social media saying well i guess this list is okay but what about x y and z well now it's time to play a few more of x y and z some of your suggestions and one song that i heard from ari which is a really good one is move goes out by eric einstein ari felt the this is the song that israeli society associated with growing up with moving out of the house with flying off duty army and in israel that is a really big deal when your son or daughter turns eighteen and joins is drafted city army that is a major milestone stone in their live 's and you know although i've never been through it you know that this song is just plain through their minds every parent's mind as they send their child to be army for the very first time if you know what i'm talking about if you can relate please let me know in the meantime ari guy in stain going out to aryan everyone else who just can't get over this song and rightfully so it's who goes out israel our radio go rally should bother to open up a lot of people forward in a niche a team that can make sure korea but not only that team thirty lady by the la times a we all know but i show my to ship bon ton this guy gash by shurmur a show new shop the new land but then but then a very obvious that a dynasty league at that time the ball goes a dog show my little ship by about a beach a show show my dog last however many i mean you're the guy man but the guy monday don't be a pile of shit but i read a lot on the round i know my my my as a man yeah one of those songs that you just love to sing along to you are a guy in stain who goes out israel our radio i always kitchen and we move on and i i heard from a number of my listeners that one of the artist then i should've included and they're right is naomi's share the first lady of israeli song one of the most famous composers of israeli music of all time both erica an rogers said you must include naomi's sham air in the list like this they certainly have a point let's do this one it's not only shimmer with i'll pull leyla israel our radio now that'd be good i 0 to be here today oh go fund me page but okay hi jamie oh man oh man i reached but i know when i a oh my god i you know there's one of the most famous israeli songs of all time i've been seen you since i was in third grade but i still cannot get over coolum version we talked about a few weeks ago in in my interview with or types are from coolum an i just played it on this past sunday night at young israel of east brunswick at are presentation that may rob and i did in central new jersey and it just gets you every time you listen to it i don't know how they do it it is the most powerful version of alkyl leyla that you could ever imagine you gotta check it out my israeli music dot com i'm john sean and i'm going on with a few other songs that may not have made it onto my list but according to my listeners according to my readers songs that should have songs that really needed to be included in one of her commentaries on facebook's said you know this isn't okay list but how can you not include musi companies right ms rocky mediterranean style music is such a part of this soundtrack of the land of israel for many many many many many years so much of israel is more inclined to listen to that type of music how could you leave it off your list he has a point i will say that for me personally it is not the first music then i turn to but i have a feeling i'm in the minority these days and so i must include something something that reflects that genre so it's very dad is it moshe parrots is it czar are goals is it i yelled blonde well i want you to let me know info it is real our a dot com or facebook dot com slash israel our or on what's app contact me at seven three two eight four four nine seven seven eight if we want to represent muse roxy music movie companies recreate this part of this list what am i missing what song should i include i'm gonna take a stab at it and no i'm not gonna be able to please everyone but i would have to say that for the past at least twenty years i yelled goal line has been the voice and the face of movie companies recreate it is real and around the world now that might be changing o'meara adamas kinda getting there and these days the lines between a should i stay mainstream music enemies roxy music have blurts considerably where nowadays days there's not even that much of a difference now y'all go line i think is v matt so we're going to go back to one of his earliest songs in play for you yeah shelly by y'all galon israel you too much money for the combine the needy and the big thing metro upstairs he'll then he allowed nothing to lose you know in all of a sudden they allow them he'll hold on let me a little baby then if they don't same way they mama there is still a young man you know what am i and i still am on sunday and then try to not be that'd be moving down on you guys will be the deal then luck said again big metro us lennox are completely sealed lead maybe he and i suddenly although animal down you align then monday evening young young man if they don't go but in my mind is still a young guy them and i love my dad's been met the shoes news young dumb dumb demonic how did i feel like you know things going on that one of them i i know in my well that certainly is a classic at the y'all go lasagna facially representing moves he got means recreate as as a whole now that's a tall order but i think a young girl i did a nice job and that'll do it for us on today's israel our radio program i realize i just realized we are way over time on today's show and i guess that's because i'm having such an amazing time playing some of the basics of israeli music from throughout the years and i really hope that you enjoyed the show and will share this podcast with a number of people who may not have may not be exposed to the joys of israeli music may not know what all the fuss is about somebody who you feel needs to be converted please let them know and i i realized i had a lot to say today but that's because i was trying to explain these songs and why i put each one on the list so i hope you bear with me i that'll do it for us on today's israel our i wanna thank fuzzy who suggested the final song that we'll play today is a classic it represents the time period in which was written many many years ago and it still represents today's time because even today we're still praying for a better tomorrow we're still praying for eight eight safer more stable middle east we're still playing praying for a time in which israeli citizens will not have to send their children to be army any longer and this song reflects at all are last song for today is my car by like cannot havi army band requested by says he we will see you next week at israel our radio until then i'm josh thrown out top secret last year that's gotta be donor man oh man oh man i i don't i don't even like taliban guys that i got a lot to say about it i don't think i'm glad i did not like i'm you're on the road while speeding along in a long a long then i'm not like a guy that you know i mean back in my mom a google ads you could be five dollars they'd be seen in the midst of harvey weinstein you no matter how they got but i think now that you know what i would do no no no no no no no i'm that's about a dollar a day and dollars yellow that you know i know that i'm on my daughter's birthday on my in laws i jumping back in my body's breaking down by my my my mom is

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"It was crafted have been sweat so much am not so much. Hello and welcome to watch a crap ins podcasts about all that crap on bravo that we just loved to watch. I'm ben made occur You can find me. Also the game brain podcast like games otherwise you just hang out here much. Crap ins and joining me is a wonderful hilarious man who always knows. Stow his kitchen aid mixer when he's about to go sailing it's ronnie kerem gorani wa. Uh welcome back all. Thanks how you doing. I'm great thanks are you. Oh just great. We have a whole new below deck. you know. been a whole two weeks. Since i've watched people queen for an hour so yeah glad to be back. Listen below decks. Sailing is back. And i thought it was much improved like a much better energy than last season. I was like this is what it should be all along. Well i didn't wanna firebomb the boat so that was. That was a big step. That was big for me. They didn't have jenin atom. I mean i feel like every show on bravo fire an atom because it immediately improves your show. Like even if they're not on the so just announce that you're you're firing does idiots and real housewives of orange county has fire jeddah an atom. It's suddenly huge fan again. Listen jen atom. Get get a lot of heat for why. Because they're horrible human beings okay. I actually i'm going to say let's reserve a little bit of space for sierra and paget gross like watching a saltine and like voices are royster cracker just having a terrible romance. Then you had byron. What is this guy. I know we're still on those two sierran. Paget dose people are what makes swinging scary. You know swinger couples have go. Yeah you think like god you must be really cool to be a swinger couple. And then you meet a swinger couple. And their that. They're just weird omarosa empowering and they're always secretly fighting while they're trying to like have a threesome or whatever gross. Okay thanks for ruining threesomes you guys. Yeah i think. That's the aaron in were secretly the downfall of the season and like sierras obsession with teak and then byron environments nights by just didn't understand why he was there like like i didn't understand his role on the show didn't quite make sense to me. Byron was the larry larry larry and moe or whatever of the does cheap cheap cheap officer i mate whatever it was yeah i thought he was fine yet but he didn't add anything no no he didn't but sierra paths that i feel bad for because wasn't there a story. Well well not bad. But you know wasn't there storyline that her family had that boat the parcel and then they made it into like a business and they fix abo- and then pageant came on when he was like fifteen or something and started helping them with the boat and then ended up bringing their daughter possibly possibly problematically adding up years and then then they brought on the captain to sail the families boat with our whole thing I think that. I think that's family. Boat was different boat but he thinks she was raised on a sale though and then pageant came on to help and then they started having a very bland love affair but and then from there is like a love affair that you'd expect to see on like the ion channel or whatever it's called you know just like the ion is that the that's ide- oh i don't know it. Whatever it is it's like a very. It's like a very bland. Love affair that yeah should be much more scandalous. But we don't even care. We don't even care that has such strange foundations because we just don't want to see them anymore. Yeah annette for people who hated it. We had fun talking about it for ten minutes. But you know you get the point. It's over now cates. A new chapter god. Yeah it's over and we got a new crew. We still got glen. We loved glenn so we have glen and let's just dive into it so i'll also crap on demand today because this is a very special episode. So this is this is on video. If you wanna see the goal justness. I now i want to rotate the camera diagonally. I want got a new standing desk. So he's obsessed. I'm out here minute standing desk. It really has not if anything. That's actually made the background a little less interesting because now we really see the ceiling because even with a standing desk. My ankle actually got worse with the standing desk. It's even more dramatic of a of a low angles and of. I have a lot of stuff going on here. I wasn't really. I didn't really get my. I didn't really do my set up for this protest anything so we're just trying it out today. Do you set up. You stand up a set up for like a standing desk crap on demand so this is just kind of winging this look right now but i think it's okay. I think it's fine. I mean it's honestly this is not like this is not like stanley kubrick over here. It's like a webcam. It's not a big deal. I'll i'll crew brace yourselves. We're going sailing so Announcement we above doing terrible impersonations on the show and we admit that they're terrible. We don't think that they're good. They are going to be worse than ever today. Because this crew is like a united well actually. It's not like a united colors of benetton commercial because it's a pretty white blonde cast for the most part but the accents are a smorgasbord. I guess is a better way to say it. It's kind of like. Hey remember the british empire and we just see hearing accents from like places that caused by the brits. Although i don't remember. I don't know if south africa was actually caused by the. You're not dragging me into your goddamn history. I'm going to. I'm not going to get the point. Is this we got re. We know what we usually get some. We get some british and south african. Maybe some new zealand. We're getting some irish. This time which is nice. I don't think we ever our irish. I actually think that we don't have a lot of irish in general on bravo which is shocking. 'cause that's a fun accent to butcher and then We also florida to which is fine and mimic girl end. Laura has like a really crazy accent where she sounds like. She's from like australia and new york long island city at the same. Yeah which is super weird and we have a brazilian lady who has taken on australian and english accents so she's also only by people that she bohm's though that's the funny thing about her. She just takes on the accident if she fucks you. It's really it's a. It's a really weird superpower that basically like i'm proceeding in but you know i was with englishman and then after the english man. I was with Australian man so you know it's everything looks so what their accent might go through your like. What what i needed her. And madonna and hilaria baldwin to have like a three way and see what comes out of it. Oh god probably they'd probably get a bad press and then a new baby would mysteriously appear which is allowed ius newest story audience baby so So we start with captain glenn talking about like being poetic thoughtful saying it's not about the journey. It's it's not that it's not the destination we just turn off the engines and go with the power of nature and that's cool. It's really cool and it's classic it's timeless. I mean when you feel the wind in your in hair and underselling. Then you'll know. I'm like well first of all you don't really have hair so not the hair. Shame you but don't talk about the wind in your hair. Captain glenn second of all that things falling over and i'm always won over by the things falling over whenever they like they. Show me something falling off the shelf. And i'm like i'm in. I love watching things off shelves this show. I just don't like when people say power of nature. I find it really offensive because every time we see the power of nature on the news. It's not pretty okay. Not someone having a fun vacation biking. It's a hurricane or tornado. You were freeze of power of nature. And i think hemorrhoids. It's like thanks major. Yes yeah thanks for that. And then as we see a lot of things falling over and then this is honestly a very bad omen for the season we then just see a diagonal cindy barshop. And i'm like. Ooh this is how we're going to bring the start. The season office with a cindy barshop cindy barshop cameo. Okay all right jack. Assailing people i'm learning are like the the sailing type of person is like trashier not trash here but like senior motorcycle people. You know. it's like motorcycle. People could be a car. But they're like wow would have wells and a man. Gimme a motor de twos and. That's that's yachting people. I'm learning sailing. People sailing yachting. Yeah it's actually very on brand for barshop since you know like the rest of her cast mates. They prefer the hamptons and she's like quad and this show is kind of like a quad of the bill of the below decks right. It's like not. It's like yeah. It's like fancy because it's a yacht but it's like taking vary you know what i may but not much. I mean if you came onto my luxury vacations and told me my food just fell on my face because like that's the experience i would say. Fuck you and my brother. Terrible mean horrible. Like gay expletive filled yelp review. Yeah and by. Expletives i mean second batch bats yeah yeah exactly i mean if they tune boat tune so but and cindy barshop is not a policy that would be like saying. Seventy barshop is kind of a pontoon boat. I was she's she. She is in retrospect but like quad sailing up. That's just various any barshop those of you. Who don't know who housewives because you only listen to below deck just to yourself a favor and google. Cindy barshop literally watch any clip at. You'll say to yourself pontoon there. They nailed it. Yeah exactly So captain glenn is like i'm back but the rest of the crew is new and this time. I'm hoping these guys are a little more chilled out. Not so crazy and then of course we see like many of the being crazy and very not chilled out the ass amount. We meet the crew. So we've got gary who's like a big face longhaired guy at like kind of an aussie surfer dude. And he's like. I'm a good side like who's a google people a lot of room with a lot of women oh indistinguishable laugh at some point like his words. Just turn it into laughter and you just don't know what you're saying anymore who's okay. I mean we see daisy whose chief stu. And she's hey. He wants a lot of margaritas towel. And she's the irish girl but she doesn't sound irish to me at all. It's very irish to me. She sounds very irish and she reminds me a valentine from ladies of london. Because she's like pay. Both salma bitch but andre trying to get the job done low moms all. I think i'm really work or yeah Usually when a lot of people say you're a bit it's not just because you like to get the job done. It's because you're a bitch. That's what i've learned from. Bravo you know when people are. Yeah people say. I'm a bitch. I'm just professional now by episode thirteen. It's pretty clear just a bitch can. I don't think we've ever had one misread on the bitch on the bitch front right. Is there any. Has there ever been anyone where you said. you know what. She's not a bitch at all. No but that's not really my personality by the way that would be a bad thing. If we said she's not a bitch we want we want we want to be a vista and through brigade that we love that. Yeah i know rely queen so then. Natasha the of chef and she's like i just have standards that all mike o. natasha's natasha's tide asa like it already. She is now. I have to warn the. I'm probably gonna call natasha natalie. Several times by accident because she sorta looks like Natasha and natalie who were twins who were on the amazing race together and then they went on survivor together. And my sister asha. Yes exactly twenty. So i have natalie in my head for some reason. I seven to tasha later on. There's a guest who comes on board. Whose name is natalie. So just bear with me like that's going to be. This'll be my challenge for the first few episodes and then we get our ding bat for the episode or for the season alley. And you know she's back because she says things like coach impressing say such supposed faster She's really like teeth forward. She's very come forward and she describes herself this way. She says i'll listen tomato. Leasing feta's nine shop over jack's on being a i'm just wondering what those are called coming high nine tailing jimmy towel so then we meet. Sydney and sydney is like my parents. Always say they give me a proper reason. But they're not they're not sure if it took. she's american. Mary sounds sort of irish or at least at that point. I'm projecting an accent onto her John luke who also sounds like he'd be the sexy mysterious guy because like who's not sexy mysterious and their name is jumped news. But he's my hunch luke factor for myself as my highlight people like to climb the mountain and then we just see him in a hot tub with just like the world's worst tattoos. It's like someone tattooed and ed hardy shirt onto his body. It was just oh my god. They show his back tattoo and a coat of arms. What our family crest. I'm like oh my god like you have that much of a canvas and this is what this is what you put on it this. This is how you do it like. I have a thing with tattoos. Tattoos that i can't stand one. Tattoos look like clip art and it looks like they're just competing for real estate on someone's skin like i like it when they flow together they are full bowen's just like i'm going to stamp this. Hello kitty year and coat of arms here and dislike picture of a piece of toast right here. Like adam levine. Did he have a piece of toast tattoo. I feel like he did. Maybe a lot of tattoos right. I think he has like. But they're all very patchwork. They were all very much like he's someone clip art and things onto his body. And that's like a pet peeve of mine bad. I mean this. This guy's the bat just noticed his back one because it's it's like a family crest coat of arms thing but it's it's just a runny it looks like maybe he got it but then like maybe sat sat down with the chair with the back too soon and ran or something like a piece of meat being unwrapped. It looks disgusting. I don't know how to describe it and then we meet call in now. Colin has hot tattoos. I think So con- he's the engineer and he's like all you have to know the ins and outs of everything wicks from the engines to the pace in all dramas on colon and up cool. And so then we get the obligatory montage of everything crashing down because still no one learns that it's a sailing yacht and you know. We learned last season for every commercial. It's like regular blow deck but it's a so we marina love in croatia. And glenn glenn tells us he loves alien croatia because it's more adventurous and exclusive with beautiful towns and fishing villages coming here. There's so many protected waters mike. I'm sure they love your fucking yacht coming out through there buddy. Yeah we'll tell mr. And mrs turtle to go out and bask in your gasoline that you're literally gonna pour overboard despite what would say. Yeah where else does he go. Okay so you're not gonna pour the gasoline overboard going to clean it up with towels and then probably throw it overboard like it so i i'm bored is daisy. And she's like the legacy. I made her australian. Take me a while to work up to irish. We're going to need a month. At least i've no promises for the pivoting. The pivoting across the world is really hard for us but all her parents and her aunts and uncles were yachties and her grandpa even represented ireland in the olympics for sailing. And so she's like oh there's a. There's a little bit of pressure not to disappoint any appearance and my grandparents in the oil-rich nation. And bano in enya you know what. I'm sayin' i think that family is rhyming from something. I'll bet if somebody does some some deep. Google google dives. They'll find that her. She's from like an irish gang family. You know like an irish mafia type family. That always having to run from something. 'cause your entire family seemed like she went back generations everybody always on a boat renting from something. Look i. oh it's my hands patricia. In what my aunt margaret's and my aunt margaret patricia in they're all altis so they're not mask gary the first mate he's like a few lowering with women agendas them because agendas to me here on of the jungle sick his hair his starts taking his air around so he gary comes on board and catherine glenn is like gary glen. I was like oh my god. He did it wrong. Glengarry i was like can we please have ross raincock cross. We need to like see this through. I can't have glengarry. I need to have glen derry. Glenn rospa hey listen. Gary just wanted you know. Coffee is not for cleaners. Coffee is for closers. Okay you're gonna have a great time on his low coffee of my hair. All companies genostim. Here where where disaster accents the accent and also the voice extras are all over the map on Who cares yourself judgment away okay. There's nothing we can do about it so now. Natasha comes rolling up and She just started saying she's like i'm not a person who's good at sports. I'm not good at singing. But cooking is the one talent that i know god has given me. And she tells us that she is training and She's a she's here. Yeah and then. Danny the precisely she's like you know. My accent is a mystery resilient. An irish guy. Australian guy and the american you know what a maybe i need to date an american so i can talk like all my god. Let's go to the mall and do some shopping like still sound brazilian. And i wish i could say that. That's the most stereotypical ridiculous american accent. I've ever heard but i mean that is kinda true. I mean just listen to this show where like literally malls but you know the rest of it when i feel like when non-americans do american accents either do valley girl or cowboy there was like halley partner on american or they or they do what she had valuable like. Those are two extremes of some us up pretty well. Yeah i mean. I'm in texas in california. I live here those all the time and after say pretty good comes on right. What crap when you start streaming paramount plus you get it all live sports breaking news and amount of entertainment all in one place. Paramount plus has got something. Everybody includes coast-to-coast reality from hello laguna beach to the jersey shore and the best in competition with big brother survivor and the amazing race. It's where you can dive into. Live sports from cbs including the nfl march madness. 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I don't think so and the other thing about colin is he sort of looks like the type of person who would love to have seen where it's night on the yacht and he's sitting on the decks and he has like sitting and his legs are sort of like he has his arms around his knees and you smoke a cigarette and he tells a girl. Yeah i got. I got i gotta get a long story. I mean this mistake but you know got. I love everything i do is for him. You just know that she's alive bra. She's marife okay so daisies looking at danny's resume and she's like You've got quite a resume you didn't want to be too just like no not for me. I'm partner mall accent there. Yeah so no. Allie comes on board and she's from australia. She's been okay. she said. Get run out of this continent these incident and get onto a yacht and And of course. There's several instances where people think that natasha is like the third sue including danny Which is like that says a lot actually about so many different things. So allie the thing with alli that she's used to being a deckhand but now she has just taken like a day course on yachting and she's learning interior so like you said she's going to be the disaster and i think no matter where you from. We all have this girl who this is. How she says hi hole. A second marriage like people are there parts people parts of the world who are actually getting under doubts what call gets texture panama. He's he's all right. Tell you gremaldi take care of everything. Small areas of new girl just came on the boat. So then natasha and gary speaking french. Because she's like she's basically saying. Do you speak french. He's like not not very well. Why goes i can speak spanish. And then danny is like. I can speak spanish too when he was like. Oh that makes sense because you're from brazil is in brazil portuguese. But that's scary. 'cause gary only speaks fuck boiling languages where he knows how to say like three things just to get into your pants now. It's like hello. Can i get the lady some water and we're fucking right over the three things a truly the romance languages so so then sydney arrives and she she meets captain glenn and she says she's from florida So young captain. Glenn is so canadian. He's like where's home florida. Oh really florida. Yeah in you know with satchy florida. I've been there yeah. We talked there. One time walked around a little bit. What a great place. It's like everybody's dad he really is is so sweet and adorable. He's just the cutest cutest man on. Bravo's kevin glenn and you know you. You immediately have to worry about sydney. Because she's the girl whose family has a boat which i've heard this before all been burned by this one before bravo And so she grew up on a bowed and do charters ebay. And gary just like yeah. The sunshine state yet. You still know what florida is. Thanks thanks captain gary. I can speak florida floridian. So he's like if needed being predicted. Pretty can meet with every on board is attractive river notice. None of the girls say that the girls would probably like awesome. Thanks this group of guys who got the square head with the hair and the guy with you know raw meat tattooed on his back for the reason. Speak of which jean-luc arrives. And of course glenn gled- glen glenn short on lucas lucas. So tall because he's six nine commands like. Oh you're a big guy. aren't you. John luke is a guy who miraculously sales by on being vat tall. And he's like. I'd be lying if i said it was a first time. I heard that look this. My ad doesn't even into ceiling. God it's all fun and games until you try and get on a plane or in this case into a little tiny bit. Yeah you know if i were six. Nine is what i would want to do is go onto profession where i have to sleep in cramped quarters. I think that's just call. That would call an honestly so He by the way he must be terrible basketball. Like terrible at basketball right call and you still can't get on a team. That's pretty bike. Can't like luxembourg have a team that needs position to like somewhere somewhere andorra. I don't care where you bar team somewhere that needs a tall person. Suzanne lucas meeting the girls. And they're like hey paul own he's he's like foy vineyards climbed up on top of each other so he gets along with colin or whatever. He meets colin and comas. The first person who doesn't say anything about aside he's just like a so then. The boat is a mass of course. Because it's blow tech so everyone has to guys we're going to have a meeting of the cockpit everybody come out of the cockpit now now welcome. I'm looking forward to this. It's about the journey okay. It's going to be long hours. one thing. That upset me is very easily avoidable. Screw ups the k. So every department. I want you to chip in with each department. Okay okay just some examples of some easily avoidable screw ups okay If you're cleaning don't use gasoline. Easily avoidable If there are people swimming and they're going off over the horizon. Keep an eye on them. Just easily avoidable things. That's all guys that's all if you're six foot nine. Don't try that fit into a five-foot cubbyhole humidity is so yes. Oh basically pours luke like his whole existence. Isn't it isn't avoidable. Screw up on about you know So gary is like maan management souls dictatorship all good. I'm happy getting just can't start sick enough. This guy's karma if he is a terrible person and i suspect he is this guy's karma is going to be to lose his hair he's going to be just one of those guys who goes bald and i can't handle it and they are really fun to watch in the food court allow and that is going to be. That's going to have a strange pattern. I actually believe it or not. Actually like his hair. I i'm surprised i like that. Eighty s throwback on him. I it works for me. i'm. I'm sorry i'm putting it out there duty you okay so now. It's time to clean so now it's time to clean and clean cleaning cleaning. And then there's a meeting and basically daisy tells danita teach All the basics which is like what a fun concept to finally have rather have the seconds do train the third zoo like what a novel idea below deck so daisies like or just feed incredibly. Lucky danny is extremely strong and she can take it to all white under his wing which is great because it means all i can concentrate on getting the ginger around and listening to you so then glenn is talking to college. He's like. I want to hear about this cat. Tell me about this cat. you've got which means catamaran talking about a cat. I've done so collins like i spend one hundred grand on it. He's like a hundred grand with that including by the boat and then victim up the ball. And he's like no no no no. It was like a hundred grand in ninety grandma. One hundred and fifty seven million dollars is basically what i was like. Jesus christ that's a lotta money. You guys are spending on these. These cats yeah the catamaran seriously so yeah. His whole like existence is that he goes away. Does the job saved up enough money to then bring it back to the catamaran and you know that way some day he can wind up in a bar with rob from below deck and have the more enigmatic back story about. I'm a treasure hunter auto repair to catamaran in panama. Almost it almost feels like a palin room what is not so then attaches having a chef meeting with the stews and ask chef. I hate when people run to me and tell me all you will never guess what they want because you know what i cannot get what they want because i don't see them so you tell me what they want because you see them and i don't see them so maybe if you tell me what they want then i wouldn't have such a problem with knowing what they do know what i'm saying and i was like. Oh no she's going to be a nightmare and love it yeah. She just doesn't like people stressing in the galley. Why would anyone ever stress in a tiny tiny galley today. With pam's flowing get their head out. The it looks like poltergeist guys in that galley so mississippians. I thought but she's like yeah. I grew up as a naked boat. Baby i grew up in the water. In key west's. My childhood was interrupted by the filming of real world key west. But other than that. You know i'm pretty normal. I think except you know. My whole tragic backstory is that we would get takeout from restaurants and you had on the boat instead of actually sitting in the restaurants. So that's my personality. Yeah so then. Prisons provision provision cleaning cleaning cleaning and gary tasty matassa. We're gonna have a preference seem a little we're going to have a preference sheet meaning in the cockpit because the cat it in the math because grandmaster sound crazy learning. I've come on man okay. Go primaries or resi. Mickey for newport joined by greg alexa rhonda natalie avid sailors fairly trashy people. But unfortunately i'm going to take the trashy back because his dad passed math. Not nice to me. Sorry my bad. Take it back to trash trust. I i decided to write down. Nikki's preference street. I posit on her preference sheet like sort of by accident and then i have to see what was on after. Write this down. So this is what nikki. Lynn rights on apprentice feerick cuisines seriously vegan but not boring beacon love the crazy stuff like carrot hotdog and tofu ribs etc pasta rocks as well love. All cuisines. not meet meet on both for me is like cocaine for captain league. No no no seafood's okay for other people but please do not bring any dead animals on board in the form of beef or chicken or lamb or other or the tip goes down a thousand dollars for every animal and for breakfast eggs not on my plate on the top. No freaking way. Breakfast meals never pastries nope salads. Oh hell yes all. I really excited i. I actually thought she was going to be a very different type of personality. Based on what you came on. She actually being pretty chill and cool. But like based on that i was like oh my god. This is going to be some awful. You know influencers sort of person. Like i was like prepared to really hate her based on her preference sheet. Yeah she's but then fisher. Okay for whatever reason i mean. That's how i am vegetarian. I'm not a vegan. But i fish. Sometimes you know because i've always felt like fish i don't know like they're kind of dumb or something but then i watch these facebook videos because i'm on the dodo facebook and so i see these videos of fish that they're like little pets and they come up and you pet them and i'm like oh my god and then i watch our planet which you know. I don't know. I still do it. But i feel very guilty but i'm surprised that someone that militant would be like. Oh it's okay. They can have fish well. I just think it's funny that someone that militant. Who's wearing shirts during the charter. That's like like no meat or whatever was is like on a yacht that's poisoning the oceans being on tv trump's ideals so so so they yes they have to vegan and captain glands like vegan like. Oh how do you say vegan. I mean we don't see visible. So why is it called vegan the v. How do you say. I'm such a dad. Dad back in bagging so then. Daisy daisy trains alley. She's like you know the vacuuming you're doing it. So much. just like this back and forth and be done with it. It's okay and the only time. So then they're doing the windows and it's nighttime and daisies like or at gales. Everything looks here is go from be safe so they go off to he he he and glenn lead. What's going on here. I told you about the bag and yet to come on it nowhere mallet. We should also mention that. Alley is vegan to and She says she stop eating meat at age. Five and that she and her mom would go driving and they would stop the car every time this road chill and have like a moment like a prayer for the animal and keep going which i think is very sweet but also never going on a road trip because it's a lot a lot of stops that's a lot of stops in the higher. It's a lot of stops and also i was thinking. I hope your mom had like handy wipes in the glove compartment. You know that part to be added into the story yes. Some some of those animals may have been rabbit. Maybe some of it may have been a even if their rabbit they still have a soul and they deserve to be remembered. Yeah alley so daisy Let's yeah how did i miss that. That was like the best part. I've been vegan since out five south five and even if we roadkill on the road will pull over and say a prayer perform road forever. You're so we'll be part of this forever and ever you got killed. Biology mc runner. So let's see so. They're all drinking beers together on deck and john lucas downstairs like taking self taking pictures of himself and different like hats. Which is i guess. Like a guy's version of pretty woman trying you know. He brought he bought from the gift shop to cool on tv. And thank god at least knows look stupid. He was he john. Luke steuben hat takes it off like better now so everyone's hanging out and the guys like love and the ratio of girls to guys you know and gary goes. We've learned of learned one thing you didn't screw the crew which it means that he's gonna screw action. Probably about two to three women on this cast. Yeah and no one. No one's buying that so then Yeah this is where we get the hughes tattoo and he can't fit in. The beds is on nuke an and he's like I guess we'll find out and he tells us that he's fit on every other boat but apparently not this one and this is an extraordinarily tiny boat. Because there's three people to win room right who's the three people Three people is. There's three three of the girls are in a room together. I genuinely feel bad for john luke because he is very tall and the and he is ten inches taller than his bed Because i was thinking to myself. Why doesn't you just bend his knees and do like Feel style. That's how i'd like to see curl up into a little ball. Like why doesn't he curl into a ball. Has does not know about the ball technique. Does he is or is he. The sort of person that just has to be fully extended at all times well even in the fetal position. Because i sleep fetal to. I didn't know that about you. Actually both sides sides. I can see a swimming motion. 'cause i can't move in the bed because buehler's always right next to me so i have to like do it feels like swimming. You put your arm up and your leg out to straighten. And then mike turnover and then fetal on the other side. So i never actually move positions their locations in the batta just changed positions or whatever so my point of that stupid on sensical story is that yes you do have to get straight occasionally and able to fit in your bed. But i don't know. Yeah i mean you have to get straight sometimes of course. I also think that jean-luc looks like kind of an annoying sleeper. Like he at one point. He has his pillow in his arms. I'm like that's exactly the wrong way as a pillow. No it's not. are you kidding how. We had no pillow behind him. Did he or did he have to pillows and one i. Here's how to sleep one pillow on this side when pillow on this side when pillow behind your neck and then when pillow behind two pillows behind you one on either side while the rest your arm on the phone on your little privilege that means that you have all those pills you only had one pillow his property his head up in the corner or something like that if he had us ed another pillow. That's fine but the point is this. He was doing all sorts of weird positions. And i get it. Because he's too big. But i'm like dude go fetal go. I mean maybe maybe maybe the lie here. Is that when you feel you. Don't save that much space. Maybe you only go from like maybe the difference of only like four inches. I don't know but poor guy okay. So then in the morning You know he. He has slapped. obviously we know why. So then Gary just telling everyone to clean the as adak. Forget what like doing below deck. It's like when they clean mcgarry says to clean. And then daisy says. did you sleep. Oh maybe we should clean and another girl comes by and she's cleaning something and then some guy lifts the rope and then they clean. Yeah but then. At one point. Gary is lake john lewis. Could you get some dissolved. This black things on the so. So so john luka dissolve for this black goo and he just comes back with a bottle. An unnamed bottling just starts pouring it just starts pointing on the deck and then colin is like sweeping it. He's like doing his like his newsies. Corio like he's ready to start doing corio and then like just before he breaks into song. He's like he's like wait a second. Let's meals like petrols. Diesel diesel here on this non catamaran and lead us second and they're all smelling and it turns out there was. There was gasoline in the in the bottle. Yes monica says some idiots gasoline cleaning bottle and the most important thing to do is consigned. This we are not going to let this go in the air sheen as they start trying to tell up and stuff and like you said you know about going over there. Mr kim roman look at that extraordinary bid. Okay switch which also who could have possibly left petrolina cleaning bottle. I i'm going gonna say it was parker from last season because he the sort of person who will do that or elizabeth just one by the oh. I thought i was putting something special for james. I want you guys to run out of so yes. They have spilled fresh gasoline on the deck. And it's eight minutes so the guests arrive. Yeah so then we get. The guests arrived but they get. Of course. it's we're gonna do this whole bunch. Go on fire where we take everything together here and everything's fine right. So he had the guest come and wow county orange county this is orange county at a bike show you know like the weekender the weekend or bikers who all have fifteen thousand dollar motorcycles this they were giving me huntington beach so it was strange to me that that said they were from newport beach because there is a difference between huntington newport so i think that they were i think they have huntington beach origins. But they've now done well enough that they've moved into newport beach. Yeah they have they have huntington rates. Yeah so also. Terrible tattoos of terrible tattoos happening here. And there's one guy in this group who he's like the clown he's the funny one and he's wearing like a denim speedo and a wacky hat. Like he's like i'll i'm gonna make an impression on tv that kinda guy and bravo plays into this fiction that i love where they're just pretending. That corona virus really wasn't that big video and it's still not going on at all because he's like i just wanna make this the most unforgettable time ever after quarantine. It is so nice. Because everyone's out of quarantine. So i guess they could do this because they had to do the quarantine then they all got tested. Sharon people are probably aggressively tested. Or whatever but i do love bravo is just like i know what makes people crazy but not me. You know i liked it. They're just pretending nothing's going on. Because that's how i deal with problems just like its alpher. Wasn't that terrible movie out that we were going to die and then it just ended. Everything was going with live. I do like how they keep talking about quarantine in the past tense. As if we're not stuck in our houses still by and large for eighty percent of the time unless we are like you know this essential workers cetera so they all come on board and Nikki there's a natalie where i'm like natalie natasha's hard anneke end ladies so so now they're they're all toasting and it's a whole boat tour. We also forgot to mention that. Of course deliberately. Wacky guy has brought a brownie paddle board. of course he did because that's wacky lack. So get the tour and then we get A premonition shot of ali permanent yes premonitory putting our shadowing or or mohammed. I want that word pretended to many levels for a recap that involves these guests permanent tori. Okay so we get a shot of her confused laundry room basically which hopefully is Shades of the future. 'cause you know blowback does confused laundry the best k this show. No one does confused. Laundry like below deck cremona tore. Yeah this is true. I wrote down alleys confused about something in the laundry room. We we know this is just one episode until that our imports fall down on her. Yes and wacky. Greg is like pelvis. Humping humping the master. Couple names ronnie. He really is so then. Nikki's mickey who's the lady. His dad passed away. It's like you know my dad would always say live it up. 'cause she's just don't know and it's gonna end guys like. Oh my god light mathematica. Jesus like nicky. What are you doing with these schmos. Then so yeah so now like we're gonna leave we're gonna leave duck and the ropes are coming up and we're going and rusty's like we're going to bend his pidge over. Yeah and greg is logo burned this best. Yeah wacky wacky memed. Is wacky misogyny fine. So then natasha just like we're sailing come here baby. And she grabs her kitchen aid. That was the most emotionally authentic to twenty one. You're grabbing dietitian. Like going to be as where like we're like like troops are coming in an apparent has the highest child behind the couch or something so daisies telling everyone anything you can think to me. No no orleans alright. Laundry senior is disaster. Nothing on wall jamming up for new on heino. This'll be sort of common sense. Because we'll be diagnosed. And his heart. Orion do not touch often during the diagonal times on the boots. I know it's obvious. But i can already tell your coined of doom. Why aren't sure nervous. It's like the first time i ever went to florida thought. God what kind of paradise is this but nervous because the guests are avid sailors. And we're avid ehlers. And that can make our job harder because if there's holes in our games they're going to see it. They are should based below a kleenex near their face. And they'd like shalin. Look at the sale of yeah. Those guys are so drunk. All they're going to see our holes okay. They're already humping random things around about literally just put a whole bunch of old spice things around them. And how pretty impressive fleet so the sales going up don don don don don don don don don don don. Yeah the music for this is so majestic casino moranga or pechanga. I forget but Some justic yes. I'll throw majestic but this is like the crown music along. They do it every single time. I always. I'm always like i'm just sitting there watching them like. Oh the magic of sailing. I get so into it and then of course greg and his speedo climbs up to the front of the of the boat onto that the bow stern. Whatever it is and i'm like oh god he's gonna do king of the world and then he somehow magically do something worse thinking of the world. He starts playing harmonica and thrusting his pelvis. You singing a song at the gabba. Buck you glenn capitals guys were wacky so then glenn is talking about how sydney surprised him. Because during this whole thing you know you see them like mood. The rapid lift that rope and then turn that thing and then that rope. This crew seems to have to have more knowledge than the other crew right below deck regular. I don't think it seems like they don't really do anything. I read the rennet ama. We'll part of it. One of you guys sent me a sent us a link for the red at what the fun may ama the ama rob rob from last season. Who's just so much more of an asshole off camera than he is on camera and he was giving away production secrets and basically saying there's a whole skeleton crew that actually does the work the whole time and auto makers sense that was in the new york times by the way. I don't read that trash. I don't read rather than like giving give away the secrets like you so cool when it's been like published. Yeah well it's like a couple you know as long but anyway i won't go into the whole thing but i just thought it was funny because on that show you could probably get away with it but not sailing yacht. There is no room for a skeleton crew. I think that's why everybody has a name on this one. Yeah i think so. So yes so is saying all sorts of stuff. That doesn't make sense to me like okay. Stay on this tech for awhile and take advantage of this puff which sound like they were just getting high but whatever so. We're all day and then gary is asking for nine hundred and forty two or four and a hug so wacky plates for dessert plate for desserts every hammer as hell and nikki starts getting really annoyed and She's like please any slow. Your roll slow. You're always plugging. Gimme a homeland. Give me all. The guys are just nightmares. They're they're awful and she's like this is your one warning otherwise it's going to be apocalypse. Okay so So now the the the sales coming down. John lucas going to bed. And they're changing their blacks and then Now and after. Bring the cells down glenn's french-canadian side really comes out because he goes from being like oh i'm just glad that he's going to not do Three not three hundred word that accent come from and so everything goes great. Okay and sydney is confusing accent wise. But she's really good with the wheel apparently so super impressed So then gary comes in and glenn's like wow. That was a that was so amazing. Sydney any gary's like yeah look let me get so head. Sorry it's just irritating. Dare user sir touching her forehead gratuitous forehead touch so now dinner and this vegan meal coming out. That looks lovely A beet root carpaccio tuner tar tar for the non vegans and tasha just talking about how she just workers to the bone just to make people happy. That's just who she is so the dishes are going up and they arrive and then rusty goes. Where's the meat grief as yours vegan. Just also my wife. I'll give me and make us trying to make the best of issues like how this is so good. I don't even like beats and this salga russia's like hand have some of my wine and then allie has done this hour and the toilet she just needs to wipe down the sink and john lucas trying to sleep and then we get my favorite character in real life and tv shows naoki. I mean whoever whoever thought of turning potatoes into pasta little pasta dumplings. God little dammit i love you. Don't be certain yoki. They looked lovely. They looked lovely. So then we see another clue. The alleys can be. Disaster is extended shot of her trying to open up a cabinet like very elizabeth at. This isn't a lead elizabethan moment for her because she's just with cabin door. I feel like a minute. We're just like watching opening like multiple door is and she's trying multiple doors and then finally one open so she just goes with that one. These stores are different than normal butts. They have to lock a certain way to not fling open. You know sushi. Special sailing ways of cabinet dorsey out of k. Bam schoeller on maybe sedan. We see an. We're back to the guests going but in house snow birds and hose. And then you hear a voice. I'm assuming nikki saying i'm gonna murder someone So mickey is telling her dad's story because trip is for her dad. You know who passed away so one of the drunk guys like hey. Leaky tells matching tat. 'cause we're here for your dad or i talk about your dad. Missile big manziel named daisy. Daisy dukes never heard that one before a bit like well. My dad came here with eight dollars. Five dollars it was eight dollars. It was five dollars. I remember saying five bingo harmonica so he just playing thing so then the guy's start drunk fighting where they don't even know what they're talking about was like uber monica move. No one knows what the fuck scoring on nikki's like good. My mother fuckers. She gets up into bed. Yeah pretty much like this is the worst in our. I've had in my god damn life so she leaves and daisy goes and tells glenn that nikki is upset with everything and then Then we have this shot of greg's any of the table and there's this other lady. I think this is an natalie. She's like so audio. Add to say about that crag and he goes if gulag goes whatever. Don't give a shit upstairs angry guys. I greg guy's a fucking alcoholic and now we also have the beginning of daisy for the next five minutes. Telling everyone toity up. She's like. I'll just need you to toity up. Can you toy place can join. You agitated toy. The app kim joy toity can twenty twenty at twenty twenty twenty. So greg saco hand luck you tend to grow and of quality teas rail but it's offensive and greg's like is it on your john like no. I'm embarrassed now. I'm so embarrassed. Which is why. I brought up the tattoo you down. It's only layer. Twenty twenty was such an offer you for only my only to you was pissed at the world. Yachting industry was my family. Pretty much ions folk off family of yachts. He sees seven. I have greg. is he dead. Oh so greg goes into the master bedroom when his dad and nikki's like seriously get the fuck of here. So then now john lucas awake again from his non sleep and gary gives small evening duties and john lucas. Doing this whole thing of like. I couldn't get any sleep and now i've got a long list to do. This is going to be nonstop. And i'm like okay. So john luka going to be like the crappy deckhand i mean. It's not that he doesn't fit in his bed but now he's complaining about a list of things to do but his list is really long. Did you listen to the list. It's like all right. Here's what you need to do. Sweep all the decks then mop all the dax then clean all the windows then then shine every piece of battle on the boat or wait a second. This one guy. Does this overnight. He's taller can do it. So now the morning and serving coffee. Everyone and john lucas back in bed. They're all up at like six thirty in the morning. What's shocking 'cause how wasted they were but She nikki nikki. Basically don't get wasted Otherwise i'm going home. You asshole said there's carrot bacon being served. An alley tells natasha she's like he laughs. Amana up with the death of add to ted and then yet and she's like yeah. You know what you have two choices. I stress out or do it. So i'm doing it. Wa if troy. Richard from from culinary school. I was invited to crooked mirrors war. Which is the best restaurant in the world and i went there and a court which is very difficult to go third world country to get a work visa and europe is. There was working in the best country in the world and i thought. Wouldn't it be more fun if i worked in a tiny tiny tiny galley. That was diagnosed. So here i am so daisy is like She's checking on the gas and sick. Are you okay to think about break feces. I don't know for sale in right away. So i don't know if you want to break this man if you watch weight and the guy's like we choose sailing over food now here's what daisy. Here's where daisy is so soap opera. The thing about breakfast is i don't know for sailing right away. So she's basically starting it off like how important is breakfast. Because i don't wanna serve your breakfast. Basically right yes. The guys like no. We're real sailing over food such like oh all right so you want things more in your hand theme supposed to satan tables all right then. Sounds great to me on her. That's taken care of. Yeah why don't you just say a breakfast is about to be served. And also why are these. People have such a hard on to go sailing at seven in the morning. like chill axe. It'll make them feel like total wissies. If they don't say they wanna go sailing right this second he's phrased it in a way like. Do you care about breakfast or stealing our master. You mean all right let me do you like sailing or your. A pretty printing might nominate or not. You want to sit there and your pussy bottoms eaten croissants and all sorts of dinky lady foods or do you want to be a real man and go sale with a breakfast burrito in your hands you tell me what's in town me. She won't so she goes in says she goes in to the galley and she's like well it turns out there all bunch of real men who wanted to have ham sandwiches and breakfast sandwiches and just little breadsticks in the hans launch. And natasha's like Edgy look down. There's already half of a beautiful spread. That's been like arranged at signing huge. It's like a plate. This big beautifully cut fruit like laid out and spyros and like a croissant trae. It's like all the stuff and i'm panel. I'm accustomed to a different way of doing things and i agreed. Normally these our real men here so they're not going to sit here with little lady like foods play there. That's that's not for real men. These are these are men who want you know what they want. They want to shoot. A seagull haven't land in their hand and just in the head off of it for breakfast while they go sailing. tasha psych. Well you you know you have to initiate the breakfast you you don't just hand them you know you just initiate it. And she's like well. You know what these are men who who ran. They don't skip so they're just going to have some you know they're just going to have some handheld if you will they each have five jessica yu. Child man with four testicles that they're only going to have some croissants for breakfast and not sale right away. You and natasha. Like no you tell you. Set the table and you say breakfast is ready. That's what she fucking do. And so it's like oh well you know. She's like a dog with a bone. That one. And i'm not gonna fall out the fish cheshire so i'm gonna give this time but i don't want to be a pushover all season. It's like you started. This whole thing is going to be gas lighting monster. So another great captain job. I want be a push over. That is happy to not sale. First thing in the morning okay. Who do you think you are so so all right Breakfast is ready. So here's what we're going to serve. You've got a choice bad part or underwear. Choose boys. We got you walsum. Celebratory little dresses that fit tiny digital girls for you to wear while. You're breakfast on it. Perfectly horizontal belt all right So natasha is with gary. I dunno sees. She's saying like everyone's came to go sailing but you know what they're not going sailing in five minutes. The goal is to go sailing like nine in the morning. It's seven forty five or something so she well she says you have time for breakfast. So hopefully the wind keeps blowing and you will get to sale because you never know that chefs trying to ruin your entire sailing life by not letting still right now. It would be such a shame if you're never got to express your manhood after breakfast. She's such an asshole that so then the big news is that sean moved to not pump all the naughty boys last night and then He really did. Do a lotta things. He left fingerprints on things and stuff and gary tells us that he grew up like super tidy because of his mom. And that's just how he is now. So what john lewis did is like hard for him because so daisy goes up to glen and she's like well guess are desperate to go sailing but we're having breakfast instead. He's like oh to sail great a regular sale so he goes with starts getting ready to go sailing and then the guys who have been pumped up so much for sailing or like selling what are we dealing and russ is like well. I've been waiting on sale and even said skip breakfast. I'm like i'm like honestly it's like. It's seven thirty in the morning like a literal full day of sailing ahead. Like you're damned breakfasts game thing. I've ever done eating breakfast whereas my pride parade will everyone breakfast set so you want to go sailing. Hoefler go sailing real soon and when that time comes or just off just removed the douches from you. Wall your breakfasts so natasha's alley the care at bacon. Yeah and then Daisy is you know ordering people around the cabins blah blah blah and nikki's like i know she's talking to daisy. There's no nikki right. Daisy no no. I got mickey confused with The girl dan natalie leroy from brazil local ended in each sound to the natalie. Danny gary yes. This is danny. And she's like. I accepted sake stu so i can have more fun and none of the responsibility like the main still ha standards so she goes and starts doing her work and then can we can eta for sailing. It's like ten fifteen minutes or so and as his holy shit man. There's the problem they have got to clear all these plates in ten fifteen minutes. This is what i was worried about. Well you waste in twenty damn minutes daisy. That's true so now they're like rushing to clear the plates before they go sailing and everything and old is a lot of catastrophic winds coming through that accelerate over the hills which point coms like keta marine. Did someone say something medicare morandi I wanna give them a lively sale. Put on that lazy sale andrianov where sailing in a majestic music is playing and all the guests are weren't now in t shirts that say live strong sale hard which is like okay so sale. Hard guys you are. Their manliness really is titled to settling. It's really strange. Wow i got a lot of wind. So since this is below deck but on it side aboard falls in the kitchen tasha. She's like what the fuck Guests is like wow. This is lack rich pirates pretty much so gary has to wake up zombie. He's pretty much being a dick because john. Luke didn't do a whole bunch of things like asthma to do and it's obvious that he didn't do it. But gary is going to do the past thing where he opened the door news. Like hey sore. You've been having some trouble getting some sleep but Did you happen to rinse down the boat last night because i noticed it wasn't rinsed. Reince down so you'd think that i wouldn't even have to ask you but it's kind of fun to ask you make you feel shame about production on the lights. Because i'm talking to you ryan. Amsoil sorry about that brought them. Yes i think it was. The lights did he. I assumed it was. He was being a dick. He flipped on the lights. And he's like oh 'cause he's on the top bucks so the light is right in his eye while he's trying. I thought production gary us see his especially. Well i guess. I'll lay sleep now. And he leaves and son lucas. Very very upset. Yeah so yeah. Sean lucas telling colin afterwards that polish and the whole boat and six hours is impossible and then we see dolphins. Dolphins are like the breakout star of bravo in two thousand twenty one we see on on real housewives of atlanta. We've seen them on Southern charm and now here although there is some question about what are they Dolphins are they sharks either way. The dolphin shark is breakout star. And it's your on blake sailing. So that's exciting yeah So the guys are gonna go snorkeling one of them's that snorkel another one. That's i've never snorkeled how breed then you know how to snorkel. This just in a man has drowned in croatia. Simple as that rag. Oh so now. We have danny telling allie how to do laundry. Okay so so when you take things out of the draa just full them. That's might say things coming to draw. You need to fill them and input on top so it looks moist and not messy. And she's like aca came. It's really lead maribel cared by can gold log that males or something really really rebellious. So now greg alex or go the are going to go. Paddling out into the waters and toys are going out. And everything and gary till jean-luc to keep an eye on the guys for paddleboarding alex greg and then so gianluca supposed to keep an eye on them but then nicky starts talking to him and she's like i told her eldest. We've found your future husband. She loves she tattoos. Hello like my daughter. My herat and myra your hot for actors side guys real tall. And he's got a tattoo of ground beef being unwrapped at the supermarket. So she's into you married music. Where are you based out of. West coast got goal. There are jobs on the west coast. Those guys such a goof. Aw So every guy on the says terrible right. What do we what do we. What do we think is going to happen. In the future. I think collins going to be pretty decent and obviously grimes vine colin seems to be the best so far i i can't tell with gary seems like he'll be awful but i actually don't find awful just yet so i'm holding out. Hope that maybe he might be a surprise I'm i'm holding out. Hope that he might be season. One ashton as opposed to season to ashton. But you'd never going to be a monster. I think he very good. I know there's a very good shot. I mean that's because they all men on blowback tend to be monsters but so far. I have a glimmer of hope that he might not be a monster. Not sure i think just because he's like really tidy and that's that's basically yet so you dislike clean person that after him saying clancy storming but then again wiles probably tied to so anyway. So gary and dis you're sitting the crew talking about their basic gossiping about their and dizzy is like yes. All only think dini is really strong really hippie with dini and gary thinks that sydney a strong john lou is not great but daisy tells them that john. Luke hasn't been sleeping in arizona. Okay lipid he doesn't care. Yeah and then out on the deck gareth people like. Hey where alison greg. How he's not missing some wacky on where those guys are. Some around. The ocean aren't they. Yeah god you know the air is change or were missing some toxic masculinity anybody have all my god where the guy is. Where is john. Looks like oh. My god. That was totally about to move to newport. Mary his mother. I just met darn it. I love them another like. Oh my god we're the we're the dish bags. Yeah and that. That's the cliffhanger that we lost in back end up and the generally pleasant guy who wound up getting roped into this drips the guy who's has only screen time that he doesn't know how to snorkel and then he was just like off in sent off into the great blue so i guess we'll have to find out what happens hopefully I'm rooting for the sharks. I'm reading the sharks dinnertime suckers. Yeah all right everybody. Well thanks so much for being with us today. Thanks for being with us on. Demand does fee watching this video. I just spit all over the place for spin forever. Jese thanks this is superfan. We will be back next time. We'll be back tomorrow with real housewives of dallas. So join us again for that. that's it. Yeah thanks so much everyone talked. Y'all later back man. Watch crap ins would like to thank. Its premium sponsor ain't no thing like alison king lisa bony. She don't take no baloney. She's not just a sheila she's a daniela rituals dana. See dan ado. 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WhereIF Episode 3: SJ Sharks, V:The Reboot, No Tolerance & Hoover Report

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WhereIF Episode 3: SJ Sharks, V:The Reboot, No Tolerance & Hoover Report

"Go ahead that is the story of the other night when the San Jose Sharks took on the Nashville predators here did anyway I grew up Bruins Fan and my goal in life when I was sixteen to twenty one to watch either be at or watch every single Boston bruins hockey game there was in a season I came close there's a couple of seasons new ABC series V v Reboot I wrote a review on porkers flies dot com the other day I do WanNa Talk About v very impressive so I love hockey I'm out here in California now I'm in the San Francisco Bay area and it is Thursday November twelve two thousand nine I am bill and this is where Chris flies well it's only my third talk today we're going to have a guest reporter today we're going to have something called the hoover reports or stick around for that podcast and already we are late this week it was the Veterans Day holiday yesterday and both of my two boys were home and so is my wife so I hope to make up for it to you today what do we have on tap well this was a great week I'm a I grew up in the Nashville predators I'm GonNa tell you all about it coming up so we're GONNA talk about that first sharks game I wanted also talked today about the they also WanNa talk about no tolerance policies and specifically how they apply to our school systems so i WanNa get that still love my boss teams I still love the Bruins but we are also big time San Jose sharks only missed like three or four games the most I've ever been to non season ticket holding in a season was twenty six games and I thought that was and I don't know about you but when my two boys are home there's such a racket in the house of a podcast was just not gonNA be printed yesterday San Jose my youngest son had never been to a professional hockey game it should be a lot of fun we're GonNa do a little masterworks theater and then we're going to wrap up the show so that is what is on tap today for her interest lies let me tell you the story about a boy and his first hockey game east I grew up in the Boston area yes that makes me a red sox and patriots fan and for those of you Yankee lovers out there you've got the best to me this year you should hockey last year for Christmas I did get them both shark shirts my older son has Joe Thornton shirt and my youngest and my older son I've taken a couple of times he's been to see the Bruins in Boston he's been to see the sharks they're very excited thins out here so that is very exciting well my youngest boy was timed Out Cub Scouts Boy Scouts Girl Scouts you know that it's all about patches and beads and uniform bling so getting skirl scouts boy scouts on that includes the cub scouts to come and I gotTa tell you they did a wonderful job we had very decency his Sharks Jersey so we had San Jose Sharks Scout night the other night when they encourage scouts the three dollar tickets face value and we got them for twenty six dollars apiece and they also included a patch now if you know anything Organization for taking part in such a wonderful night and I do know that they have three or four scout night today who are a very very good team one of the top team top tier teams in the NHL so getting tickets can be cubs fans and such the bears but my brother-in-law actually both of my brother-in-law's have really converted to sharks fans and it's just an amazing amazing thing to look at a child John has a Jonathan G. T. shirt and they are very very excited even though Chu has been traded my younger son is still very excited so you're moving out here and watching the sharks evolve has been wonderful so my sons and I my brother in law went to the game the other night what's up most of the time so keeping them up late wasn't a big deal so it was a perfect set of events we went with my brother in law patch is way way cool so we got a patch and the game for twenty six dollars well under face value so I really gotta give a shout out to the San Jose was also a big sharks fans my wife's family pretty much grew up in Illinois so they're big Chicago Blackhawks I always get to sleep at a but we get them move in at eight o'clock usually their sleep between eight and eight thirty not always but that's how and when they are excited about something and so happy about something into see just the pure joy on their face allowing folks like me to actually sit here and record this podcast so veterans day we had off as we were in the upper deck and you were behind the net that the sharks protected for two of the three periods and these reforms the game time because I wanted to give him time to walk around and see the arena and so I could have parked a lot closer but I parked down the block a little bit so we had a little bit in him to his first you're seven now so we brought him to the sharks claiming it was a great great game they played six thirty six forty five when we get there until it's dark out the lights of the city now San Jose does not have an impressive skyline but downtown near the arena is not bad so we're walking up you see the Alina or the arena all lit up and you can just see the joy on his face quite a chore so that is such a wonderful thing that we do that and it worked out really well that Wednesday the away whites the home -til ish pure -til that they had back when I had my first Sharks Jersey Oh my son was wearing sharks Jersey me both of them were but my young son all day was wearing the Sharks Jersey he was so excited hi was a youngster growing up we had many seasons of one win to win three win really crummy teams but they were still fun to watch Tuesday night was the game so it was a perfect night to let the kids stay up late to take into hockey game because hockey games in the NHL Games starting usually about seven thirty a was veterans day. I WANNA give a shout out a thank you to all our veterans fool keeping our country safe and throughout the season and these are not the San Jose Sharks of yesteryear who were at the bottom of the barrel these are the San Jose Sharks your hands and I know if you're not a sharks fan sports fan forget about the team and reach down into your inner seven old right now and really so close your eyes stick your hands straight out now take doesn't matter which one he just had this is such a proud proud look on his face as he gives the ticket and we walk in and we did a little touring around the arena our play play theme from jaws and everybody does the sharks chops to do the shop I need you to take both the chops so he was so excited about that also told him about four goals if the Shark score four roundtable pizza the players and their numbers so he's trying to trying to find them and watch them in the Sharks it was Alternate Jersey Knights they're wearing their black jerseys so they had I'm sure that they like me my home Boston Bruins team is still dear to my heart and I still root for them but the sharks are just a wonderful team one of the local pizza places around here will give you some free pizza four in the net and pizza you get so they were so excited that the sharks any much so it was it was just very very exciting and we had a wonderful time they had this land were watching warm ups his you know trying to find the players that he knows he knows maybe about three maybe four so by the time they were over getting close to ten o'clock and my my two boys I've got a seven year old and a nine year old their bedtime eight o'clock in his first game in get there and I gave him his ticket when I parked we got there pretty early we got there about an hour before I should not do this right now with your eyes closed and think of it for a seven year old and he was just saw first game the home team won he got to do the champ I mean this is exciting exciting stuff right here so that was in the Alternate Black Jersey which is Kinda cool so as an Alternate Jersey night so he thought that was even more special right that they're wearing these cool black jerseys the last minute Dad Boyle scored with a minute laughed and it was right in front of US statics and he's waiting for that and we went to periods the sharks didn't get power play until the third period but they finally got a power play so he was but at least these days we have all kinds of pictures and such right that we didn't have wonderful experience I don't remember the first hockey game that I ever went to and I know my son will remember this one eventually got four goals so they've been bugging me all week when are we going to go get pizza and it was a back and forth game in the sharks wanted four to three mouth with teeth so they're playing the jaws theme and everybody so the shop on on you're you're left to right hand my right hand and turn them so they're going they're they're parallel to one another and one palm walk it wasn't too far we had a little bit of a walk so to build that anticipation right it's tonight time it's the fall now it's about well it had a twenty five point four Nielsen rating which equates to probably about forty million viewers or show or so so the original V mini series the two part mini series in nineteen eighty three it was a little campy sure especially looking back now I don't get me wrong but I thought it was well done and for the time it did very very well is a great time and the joy of their faces was just priceless so he was just so excited the game's going on and I'm sitting on my lap for the first period my young son not telling him the news explaining things by most I enjoyed it I mean I I really liked all of the stuff I thought the series yeah and I've enjoyed the sharks even when they were crummy I mean I'm I'm used to crummy teams my New England patriots are doing well right now but when storylines from before and they're reinventing yet and making different choices so ABC has taken that and tried to reinvent it and I wrote an article review on work or as flies doc showed sees we're gonna be went down and got some snacks you know some popcorn and pretzels and such and we went up to our seats and he just taken at all freeze them and so the ice cream just in little balls monop- and found the dip in place we're walking with other sharks fans and I give him his ticket so he can walk up and hand it to the ticket taker himself and he was just mini series or the original TV series this is a reinvention a lot of people calling reboot they've taken the beast the Blue Line and icing and he's really picking it up he's very excited he's waiting and waiting because I was telling about when the sharks get it said I don't know how to wash the stink off my TV after watching that and another friend of mine I thought really hit it right on the head when he said really weekly drama so they have time to come up with a storyline unfolds before us they don't just so that's not bad so it did well enough that they made a second mini series a three part mini Series v the final battle uh cookies and cream and then my son had which rainbow caller he loves the RAINBOW PRETZELS POPCORN DIP in dodds one pound is down now take your fingers and make them into kind of some teeth looking so now when I opened and closed my arms right it looks like a big and it also spawned TV series back in one thousand nine hundred four nine hundred eighty five now that TV series was pretty much panned why they're not taking their time they don't have to lolly gagging but this isn't a miniseries this is a what I thought it was really well done it was well acted and well written at the time I mean it wasn't GonNa win any major awards for those acts Don Winn through the good stuff and you know that just didn't work what I don't understand what this series so far is I don't understand you could say that via jumped the shark by but I did enjoy it in fact it was a shock to the producers that the entire thing was cancelled back then because they had planned of the the reboot and I don't think I was unfair I think one of my friends I quoted in the article said it really well crazy ice cream by I know they have all the country it's called dip and dots and if you haven't had dipped in dots they basically take little balls of ice cream in the flat back then I mean so easy to take the digital pictures right down so let me let me in this segment by letting my son take it away my older the main topic of the broadcast and that is you know I really beat up on the pilot episode four I enjoyed it but let's face it that first season for the most part garbage Asia reinvent it and let it build the before they cast some decent actors in this series but Don Don Don Don Don Don don right so everybody's doing the job pits the whole arena and as I said it doesn't matter whether you like sports or the sharp I was very disappointed by pretty much almost all of their performances in the pilot episode and it's probably not all their fault it's probably mostly Michael Blondes very very poor writing some of the cheesiest special you had ever seen in the mirror have my expectations reset as well another friend of mine said you know if you look at a lot of pilots out there the I wanNA spend a few minutes talking about the new V series on ABC now this is not just a remake of the original so there's a lot they're trying to do with it okay maybe I can give so he's point was the writing and the pacing and the director of that episode so I was very disappointed with it I gave it one and a half after suddenly run through the first couple of miniseries in a few episodes and take it from there why not just start friend to end in fact the first season ended a pretty hairy cliffhanger which ultimately never was resolved as it wasn't that back on the show uh means the extra half said a wing was probably generous now I had decent stuff but they didn't have a lot of money mean to be fair with them they did not have a lot of money they couldn't even afford to build a shuttle craft set until the network stick with the show a lot easier to do on cable so we watched after the sharks game after we got home and I put the eighth what happened is they just rushed from plot point to plot point and be damned with the storyline right just get us I always have been grew up watching the original series with my mom was just wonderful I still think it was not that great of an episode don't get me wrong I hear the second episode two and a half cents a wings Milot is a Lotta Times a lot different the series and the pilots failed differently normally there's a different goal for the pilot as we're unfortunately you can give a short chance you gotta you gotTa give us the full monty right up front or very few times yeah I love everything star Trek and I have to say the next generation star trek the next generation came out it was very excited aw you can go take a look at that so I'm not going to rehash that whole thing now because you can read up on it but just a couple of quick fights before I move on effect but the actors were good pulled off their parts so will you know I don't think that we're in a place in TV land these days it was you know very very opposite of the first episode the first episode will the seasons so they were on a shoestring budget so you gotta hand it to him but unfortunately it shifts some of those episodes were ripped it a lot of great shows out there look down to the pilot said okay that's fair I do I do needs to get to bed my brother-in-law that we watched the second episode of V and I gotTa tell you I enjoyed it a lot more than I enjoyed the first one and sometimes also just need time I am a science fiction banana lover I am a star Trek Washington Watt pointing plot point action you know just nothing but money shots right well that is exactly the opposite in breath I like the plot not just the but you know I'm a plot I liked the writing so the second the second is all about the story and very so very very slow now kit is a knife no this is not some giant Boeing knife or locked blade fixed blade but it was tucked away in his emergency kit in his locked car which did not have access to a student apparently reported that further what happened well this eagle scout this boy who wants to be in the army policies I do not think that they are worth what they're doing to our youth now has set up his car as survival vehicle he has a sleeping bag in there and Maris he has first aid kit and part of his survival who'll systems and have to give up blanket punishments that are serving no purpose whatsoever neighborhood or the families but for everything that I have read this is an upstanding member of the community and he was suspended him for having a knife and the school officials wisely pull them aside do you have a knife on me no do I knife the fact that I don't like zero tolerance policies does not mean that I am an advocate violence of drugs of weapons or anything of the like additional fifteen day suspension why he had a knife at school okay that sentence sounds very shocking and we need to look into what happens here is zero tolerance policies tie our hands they tie the hands of administrations and I can give a couple of great examples in just the last couple of months this is this is why by brought this topic up today a seventy in eagle scout and he's hoping to go to West Point and he's taken army basic training from all reports I don't know the kid I'm not up there right I don't know the my main topic for discussion this week is zero tolerance policies an eagle scout I wanna be in the Army I have one in my car yes he took them out to his car and they suspended him for five days for having madness a year old in upstate New York name is Matthew Whelan he's a senior at Lancing Berg senior high school he also happens to be combined some decent plot with some decent action and I'm told by a few of the reviewers that I've read out there thing that you'd see Rambo with he had a two inch knife I mean this is an Itty bitty thing could have caused damage of course can use it as a weapon of course I'll throw it right out there I can't stand him I think they're no good I think that I have no tolerance I have zero tolerance for zero tolerance wipe it so far so check back in with you and give you my thoughts on the In another few until then check out my review on where Chris flies dot com live with now I have a knife in my first aid kit is well every car should have some sort of knife in their first aid kit every first aid kit should have knife no not some giant thing but you know a little knife you never know what you might need to cut rope bandaids assist third episode coming up next week should combine both of those we'll see I mean the jury's still out on this I really trying hard did for fifteen days or I think it might even been twenty days twenty days totally got a five day suspension than zero tolerance for weapons now I understand especially right in the wake of some of the most brutal whatever and he gets spended for five days and ED is hearing he gets tacked on an additional fifteen days because why they have so I'm not saying that something doesn't need to be done about school violence about weapons about drugs what I'm saying just brutal events that we've had in this country Columbine being top of the list we've had some awful things happen in our nation's schools zero tolerance policies need to be thrown out because there are those out there that think without a zero tolerance policy well we're just going to be weak we can't be strong without it now does a person's reputation does a record does they're standing in the community should that be taken into consideration I think so yes do does it need to be everything in the consideration no of course not we also look at intent we also look at the happen we also look at a lot of other factors take it all together and let's make the right decision not just a decision to say we made they tacked on the extra fifteen days because they wanted to make sure that their school policies were delivered consistently and they didn't want someone else who had a knife thinking they could get away with it I mean come on another example Zachary Christie a six year old cub scout in Delaware was sentenced to forty five days in the district's reform school why because he brought a dangerous weapon to school browns so he's a cub scout he's very excited about being upscale so he was given a pocket knife and it wasn't just a pocket knife really it was one of those utility knives and a year and scouting and this is my third year as master in my son's pack and I know the guy to save scouting and I do know that no the boy scouts of America does not approve you cannot have a knife as a six year old scouts as a six year old I'm assuming he's in first grade a toothpick and and whatnot now I'm a master an I am an eagle scout and I burned my Arrow of light and I have over twenty had one as a scout that it had the the spoon in the four and the knife on there and it had some other things right screwdriver and who knows what else I'm sure have to just punish for punishment sake let's make the right decisions in us these teaching moment voice something let's teach other something compassion is a gift and it can be used wisely we don't what were your third grader so he should not have had a knife but he didn't look at this as a knife he looked at this as his utensils and on or it's balls he said forty five days they could not take into consideration the events the intent boy himself who had no record if this was the seventh time he did that we have to have a different conversation if this is the second or third time he mistakenly brought it the finance or misbehaving they just had to slap them with forty five days this is egregious this should not happen should he camping trips and other things he would use these utensils the fork spoon the knife his parents had used them at home all the time six years they make mistakes matthew whelan is a seventeen year old boy just about that makes him a tiger cub the cubs scouts do have a program for you to learn knife safety and that happens when you're a bear scout those that are minority students many zero tolerance policies are not going to save us from the next Columbine I'm sorry the crazy folks now the only decent argument I have heard is that zero tolerance policies level the playing field so zero tolerance policies they need to be thrown out there not helpful and they don't ethnicity race what have you so I understand that I really do and that argument does resonate we have to have a different conversation but this is the first time a six year old brings it now we could get into awesome view black what your religion is everybody gets the same punishment well that's the problem here it's punishment sorts of other conversations right already told you that as a as a tiger cub as a six year old he should not have all right in his den leader his his parents need to take responsibility as well but that doesn't mean we punish the kid because of with forty five days he is sick for violence or drugs or dangerous weapons but let's not tie our hands sided over this thing he had his backpack and he brought it to school and it fell out a teacher saw and zero tolerance zero yeah that's a different situation for him although I think that zero tolerance policy also hurt him we could also taken that as a teaching moment it's time now for a special segment of work as flies we have a special Eddie studies have shown that minorities don't get the same kind of fair shake the white kids and I'm not just talking yeah about black students could be talking about Hispanic or some other minority students had the knife at school known as a bad choice my point is why not take this as a teaching moment let's teach the eyelid student was rightly punished with your policies in my rebuttal to that would be okay now who report this is where I gonNa tell you about some things out there happened in the world and you know that's my opinion I'd love to hear what you have to say on the topic leave a comment on the blog we don't need is zero tolerance policy still punish the wrongdoers to still make the right decisions to still keep drugs out of our schools tried listeners emails on the next podcast on future podcasts so I'm not for zero tolerance policies this joey who for thanks bill thanks for having me on the show today I know we've been friends a long time but you'll never let me near your microphone because if folks aren't going to get a fair shake zero tolerance policies level playing field right doesn't matter if you're white if you're Asian got to do stuff like that are not going to be deterred by zero tolerance policies now again I'm not saying that we should have tolerance go ahead take thanks for coming in today not a problem thanks for having me in here today it's my pleasure we've been friends for a long time so I'm really excited about today I'm so excited I don't even know how I sound crazy no no no you sound good you're okay keep going L. guests coming on today to give us something called the Hoover Report Joe You out there on in keep drugs out of our schools try to keep weapons of our schools don't need zero tolerance policies to do that we do need to be able to make the right decisions yeah I know this happened a little while ago but I just saw Taylor swift on Saturday night live the other night and I thought she was pretty good that whole yeah the balloon family you know that whole balloon thing that sucks Oh yeah you know I watched it I was all taken up in that and you can send me email to feedback at recruits flies dot com. I would love to hear what you're thinking I would love to read wrangle dental floss that's why you laugh I can't stand now I got a couple more I've given a couple of great examples of why don't work and ensure we could dig up hundreds more I'm sure you if on the other side deluge me with times that sum Vice Zales come on what's up with a look at Dunkin donuts now they've put some time and effort in common with and good uh the fact that it's a whole those awful bates who segment insist yours shout all right fine keep going all right I know that you have a lot to say so let me have you introduce yourself and Join Problem Ladies and gentlemen this is suck the Hoover Hoover report they suck I think they got a job go gone yeah you know that the Hanes and it is the iconic do not go gently into that good night so without further ado here is master the who the Hanes you know he he whatever the balloon boy something Maya Maya Mayans Mayan Mayans who she maya cla everybody that was Joey Hoover and the hoover report it's time now I volume here the Norton Anthology of poetry third edition one of my favorite books in college and I told you what my first show when I read of all time this poem that I've chosen today is also my top three poems ball time this is Dylan Thomas Works Theater selection from this book it was the Road Not Taken by Robert Frost taper homes of all time I told you that it was easily in my top three little hold s now little mini bone arrows what's up with that Come on they break being a car those new make myself we're GONNA do a little future predict Sean Right now okay so you were void age rage against the dying of the light the wise men at therein no dark is right because their words rage rage against the dying of the light now for the masterworks theater segment of the show as we head towards wrapping things up for this week I'm going to reach back into a father there on the sad height curves less me now with your ears tears I pray Uh boombox over his head and say yeah that's the one anyway he's in this Movie Two Thousand Twelve and Maya she predicted you do not go gentle into that good night old age should burn and rave at close of day led to drink your coffee from these box ones come on what finally they grieved at on its way do not go gentle into that good night grave men lear death see with blinding sight blind eyes could not blaze like meteors and be gay crying how bright their frail deeds might have danced in a Green Bay rage rage against the dying the light wild man who caught and sang the Sunan flight and learn too late I enjoyed I thought it was a lot better direction than the first now and you don't want else was y'all tell you what else dental floss weight loss was fine the way it was they got these not go gentle into that good night rage against the dying of the Light Tori starbucks starbucks coffee play yeah they've been around for a long time now well the please check out the website workers flies dot com I have some other of us on their auto posted more stuff this week until next week's podcast you can workers flies dot com provides this podcast

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Top 5 latin boogaloo albums

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Top 5 latin boogaloo albums

"I am rolling tape on my side so I am ready to go. Whenever you need account put my apple? Don't do not have broken. Hello Mark Stedman hair and welcome to another episode of List Envy. I'm at the tail end of my cold and This this is cause for celebration. What is also celebration is of a wonderful guest for this week's episode which is all about the music of Latin bugler genre and May I say era This was something of which was entirely ignorant. And so it's been really really fun journey so we'll we'll get straight tim. I'm there's lots of music in episode so if you are a power listener and you have a podcast APP that lets you change the speed and you have a speed of one point zero I would not take it down. Yes it will mean that we sound drunk. But you'll also be able to get to hear a lot of fun music if you think I don't know what burglaries that's fine. You will almost certainly have heard some of it so it will make sense now. My guest is the Co host of the heat rocks podcast. He also writes a long running a music. Blog called Saul sites and links to everything he does are of course in the episode notes And just a one. Final thing is if you'd like a playlist For Apple Music or spotify made up of The songs and the band's that we're talking about then you'll be able to get that by signing up to a newsletter which are linked which you will also find in the show notes and our on our website lists envy pot dot com if you WANNA follow US twitter facebook. Say Hello Ask US questions. Let's know what we've missed or if there's songs that that you've really enjoyed Than getting touch you can also email list envy at G.. GEE MOUTH DOT COM. That will just about do it. So let's say let's get straight in to this episode In which we countdown our favorite Latin Blue Blue albums and now I am I began by asking Oliver. What why Bugler? Len Bill has been a musical knee. Sean or whatever you WANNA call it that I have been a fan of Since I really came upon discovered it back going back close to twenty years now and it's a combination the things I think as a Dj some who just loves listening to music there was something incredibly infectious about Latin blue You don't like allot of Latin music styles. At least once it became popularized hearing that it states. It is an inherent dance style. That's the reason it was created and so so the use of or the fusion. Really of both Afro Cuban Afro Latin rhythms with R. and B. Rhythms. It just creates us. Incredible I keep using the word infectious. Because I can't think of anything better than that but it just makes you wanNA move so I think there is just on a basic aesthetic level. I love it but I also think that letting bigalow teaches us something about the history of cross cultural musical exchange in especially how that gets generated in different generations of young people in particular those who are the first generation Russian of to be born in raising United States. Because not all but most of the key pioneers of the Latte Biglou seen in New York. At least these were not necessarily the immigrants from The Africare being region who became the kings of Mambo in the previous era The kings and Queens of of Cha Cha excetera rather these tended to be You know what we call near New Eureka's right. These are second. Even generation American raised Puerto Ricans as well as Cuban and Dominican etc musicians who gravitated towards Bucaliu because it was a style that captured their own musical experience on the one hand growing up with the music of the older generation. The Mambo the Pechanga the Tarantulas from the fifties and early sixties. But then these are kids. who grew up in places like New York especially Uptown Harlem East Harlem Spanish Harlem is is they? Call it as well and these are people who grew up kids list who grew up listening to us. Cook grew up listening to early. Orrin B so taking the Latin music within within their community but combining it with what they're hearing and ballrooms on the radio in terms of American. R&B To them. It just made sense to combine these into one and even if Latin Boulou surly never had the kind of popularity that something like hip hop the cheap in terms of going global in a lot of ways I think of Latin Book Lewis being one of the examples of precursor to hip hop which is to say that when you have a generation of young people who are intent with creating something that they feel like belongs to them something that they identify with that is not just handed down from an older generation. But feels like there's a genesis happening being Latin booklet to me is a fantastic example of a hyper regional neighborhood based practically style that emerges out of this this cross cultural exchange infusion all of which is happening in New York City in the nineteen sixties. And you can go around a lot of different cities not just the US around the world and find other examples of that. It just happens to be that for me partly because I do love the music aesthetically that there's also this very rich intellectual social cultural element to Latin Google which I think it also mix really really fascinating absolutely. I'm listening to it and I I was ice sort of knew the style but not necessarily by nine And I I certainly what. Whitehead was a lot more instrumental And so sort of starting to really dive more into this. I was surprised at how that sort of Harlem So soul influence really does come through in a lot of the a lot of the music and it is also I think as a consequence of that one of the main main criticisms that was thrown at it at it and land Berkeley was highly criticized throughout its relatively short lifespan by an oftentimes. An older older generation. Not necessarily always older. But usually by what you might describe as Latin Music purists thought of Latin Bogu as a kind kind of musical degradation as an abomination. I think some language that people have used at times I think the mildest form of criticism is simply that it was very bubble gum which is another way of saying that this is not serious music? It doesn't live up to the standards of complexity and sophistication that something like Mambo at the height of its popularity in the nineteen fifties achieved because they thought that what Latin glue did by combining the Afro Cuban influence with American R&B was to effectively dumb. It down on. And if you just draw the parallels again people had the same critique actually still have the same critique of hip hop is that yes you might be drawing upon on the influences of American soul and funk and rock and roll and all these things but you're dumbing it down somehow you're making it lesser. This music is not as great as the music that it clearly influenced it and you see really really really similar. Criticisms criticisms being thrown at Latin. Bogu which to me. I think really speaks to that. Generational the racial divide is because Latin Gula was more popular than the older styles that had fallen out of favor and places like New York. It was a way of these. Oh Jeez who had suddenly been displaced off the radio out of the ballrooms by this younger generation. This is their way of saying like well. Fine Year just a fad right. Now it's just a trend but you're not really making quote Unquote Real Latin music. And it's it's not difficult to find these critiques in the Written Record People's testimonials basically league criticizing Latin burglar for being for being bubble gum and again being a degradation of up series Latin music. So being not just a English you British but ebbing where I'm from specifically as a great heritage of a reggae and reggae revival music In in my city and I there are there are parallels that you can draw in terms of the the sort of fusion aspect and and the way that a lot of reggae was influenced -fluenced by a lot of a lot of sort of pop and motown music made its way to Jamaica Put through that prism and then came back again. And and there are artists like John Hall to who made careers out of Sort of reinterpreting that kind of music but also then you know obviously making making their own music Zik An- anna a very distinct sound. An it's it's interesting that like I don't know if I ever heard that criticism levied at music like reggae because its roots roots. Were kind of less for want of a better word sophisticated because if you listen to the listen to the Latin igloo Stuff that I've that have been listening tape. It is a lot more sophisticated done. our embiid melodies a lot more complex there's a lot more focus on harmonies But also you know that the melodies are much more intricate and the rhythms of much more intricate. And I think as much as I'm sure that you know Latin as you're saying sort of Latin music purists interests have said the bogue louvers has dumbed it down. There is another way of looking at it. It's really sort of elevated An area of pop to a degree and that might be slightly snobbish or elitist white looking at it but it does spring to mind. Well I would say that I do think compared to if you if you compare. Oh you know hit Latin Bugaboo songs and we'll probably be talking about a few of these Upcoming but if you were to compare that with something that Tudo Puentes Band would have played back in the fifties during the height of the Mambo era it is more simplistic in terms of the poly-rhythms have been simplified because really what what are the more famous. Descriptions of APU glue is an I forget who this from. It's either from someone in the Joe. Cuba banner maybe with Pete Rodriguez. I think it's a joke band but the described it as cha-cha with a backbeat And the backbeat is what came from Arin B and compared to the kind of poly rhythmic styles that a lot of Afro Cuban music had the RB backbeat. It is more. It's more simplified. And I think that was partly what they were responding to the point that you're making melodic level a lot of what you hear in Latin blue might sound more sophisticated or or complex compared to conventional American. R&B of that same era. That might be true. But but you're coming at it from. Let's listen listen to what was happening. Let's say on labels like motown ward ever in the early sixties or mid sixties and. Compare this to what's happening. Labels like Fontana or Allegra tico but but they're the people who are criticizing land. They're not the ones listening to motown. They're the ones listening to that earlier. Generation of Afro Latin Afro Cuban music and so for them damn that's where that kind of simplification comes in so my thing is I don't necessarily disagree that Latin bogalusa somehow more simplified on a musical logical level. My I point is who cares. Yes absolutely. That doesn't devalue it right. Does it sound good. Is it something that connects with audiences in Latin glue again in its short life span. It demonstrated it was very very much able to connect with audiences not just in New York not just in North America but really throughout North and South America. You can find bigalow that travels back to West Africa that travels to Europe so this becomes in its brief lifespan. It becomes globally popular. And I don't think it simply because it was simplified. I think it's because people like it to listen to it and dance to it. You were mentioning before about Listening to a lot of reggae music sort of not hearing a lot of the kind of Afro. Cuban wants one one thing that I would suggest that you might want to check out would be a song. It might have been a B side by. The scandal is called a swallow S. U. A. V. I. Notre Swat what veto s you a Li which is absolutely one four five progression that the satellites are playing with. And it's actually one of my favorite rock steady era songs partly because it is such an obviously afro Latin influenced cut coming from one of the giants of the Jamaican Music Success of that era. What would you say are some of the key ingredients of that? Particular distinctive sound for meat always begins with the the riff and one of the things that is most Latin about Latin glue is and I am by no means a expert on Afro Cuban music so so I might be getting some of this terminology wrong but it's it's it's a riff that is oftentimes bugler played on the piano. And I believe it's called the monsoonal. Riff I think on the basis this would be called a tomb bow but in any case it is that cyclical melodic oftentimes played on keyboards. riff that begin so many of the important written or classic Latin Goose Songs that distinguishing element I think is the first signal for example that you're listening to a Latin bogelsong and to be clear. Lear that style is drawn from older Afro Latin styles I think most notably the while here which is a Cuban. I believe a Cuban regional style. Dial so you can trace and things like that Chon Pechanga like all of these other previous styles all have some of those same elements but to me. It always begins with that onto nor riff dunton Don Don Don Don. I'm probably completely tone deaf right now so I apologize to your listeners but it it's played on a very very classic. I WANNA see a one. Three four chord Would you hear a lot in rock and roll music coming out of that. Same era partly because they've been influenced by Cuban music that has made its way to the US so the ways in which a lot of classic rock and roll songs. I mean the one of the most famous examples that uses this is the same chord progression. Would Be Louie. Louie by the King's men Don Don Don Don Don Don Don Don at the heart. That is basically a Cuban Mon- tuna riff that has been adapted into rock and roll. But again you can hear that riff Oh practically omnipresent on every Latin Bogelsong I can think of does a great band from Australia that I really like called the cat empire and they have a few songs that are very Latin infused. They've they've gotten calls solely sombre which is definitely. I would classify as a biglou track. But they've got one called cold one four five which is exactly about the kind of thing we're talking nights exactly about that quote aggression right so I said when three four but I think you have to write it for Chris Right. Thank you hard to make you I did someone will get into this into our list in a tick but before we do. I didn't want to pass up the opportunity for you to tell me a listener about the heat rocks. chirp shirt he'd rocks is a podcast that AH myself my co-host Morgan Roads. WHO's a music supervisor for television and movies out here in Los Angeles? We started it a close to two years ago. In fact The week that you and I are taping right here. We just released our one hundredth episode. So he made it two hundred and hopefully one hundred more and the idea behind it is really simple. As every week. We invite a guest on talk about one of their favorite or more most formative albums. We've had everyone from musical artists I'm trying to think of some of the recent episodes released would include people like R. and B. Star Raphael Sadique. We've had Michelle indignant shallow on our first episode it featured a Atlanta's joy talking about Bette Davis's they say different. And so it's it's up to the guest to choose what album they wanNA talk about and and Morgan to our prep to come in and have hopefully a fun and insightful. Conversation around the artist perhaps the musical genre or movement they represent The year in which comes out and thinking about what was happening else in pop music at that moment but besides artists we also have music writers and music scholars in deejays and other music supervisors television directors etc.. Because if there's one to me. Universal is that even if the album might seem mm slightly antiquated in the era of the infinite playlist where you can reorganize anything you want into whatever order you want. I think albums as a medium still hold hold sway as markers for where you were in different parts of your life so in other words when you think about the key. Music that You are that you grew grew up listening to often times. Yes that can be tied to the songs and singles absolutely but I think for a lot of the album still hold sway. We can think about the first album. We bought the first album that we played over and over the first album that we introduce the person that would eventually become are are significant other so I think that the album still. Oh has this power to allow us to organize who we are when we were In all these other things that come with it and so being able to have at least just once a week this conversation with people about how music how they think of their lives in society and all these other things through something as humble as the album boom is a tremendous amount of fun and is constantly constantly inciteful Attila as someone who who enjoys music but sort of listening through the episodes and scrolling through some of the some of the ones that have not had the chance to to check out it is a great way to broaden your bra new musical horizons and have that done by people who who really care about what they're talking about and can And can really testify to. Its obviously that the research that the Morgan Indu comes through as well and that you know you you you at you help hot context Um to these to these albums well thank you so much and I do think that for me. The vast majority the of the albums that we end up talking about is I'm constantly learning new things. It's very rare that I'll go into an episode feeling like Oh I know everything there is to know about this no in most. I don't know if there's any case case wherever felt that confident And and I wouldn't enjoy doing this as much if I didn't feel like I was learning something from it My Day job is as a college professor and I think I think one of the truisms about being a teacher is that the best teachers are also eternal students. Because you can't be a good teacher if you're not open constantly learning new things and apply that same concept of being a writer in this case to being a podcast her so why don't you start us off then with them Given US your your number one pick Shir so my number one Latin biglou album pick and this was tough and I'm sure for everyone you've had on with their various lists that picking being that number one I take it back. I think actually the number five is the most difficult because it's the last slot you have but nonetheless number one might be the second most difficult but I I ended up going with Joe Batons debut album Gypsy woman which was released on. Find your records and I am embarrassed. I don't remember if it was sixty. Four sixty five or sixty six because everything tends to come around right in the mid sixties but what I do know is absolutely was Joe Batons debut album and it is absolute classic of the John. Mara I listened to to that album a have a different pick for him. Because you know this we're going to be building an objectively style of subjective opinions. You know that that's that's the that's the job but yeah Ok that some I mean what what what gives it not number one spotty. It's a couple of things I think for one and Joe serves as a perfect example. For some of the things I was describing earlier about Latin glue being this genre that represents ends and intersection a collision fusion of different cultural influences. In heritage's Joe himself is mixed race. His father is Filipino was Filipino. American his mother was African American. He Grew Up in Spanish Harlem Aka East Harlem and people because because of his mixed race appearance just assume that he was Puerto Rican to the extent that he became the leader of a Puerto Rican youth gang back in the nineteen sixties sixties. And partly. As a way to get out of trouble. He started a band with a few folks from the neighborhood which is how he formed his first band. And that's the ban that he took a defiant onion got signed and put his album. The other thing about Joe Chu is that he is one of barn one of the best vocalist especially when it comes to singing in soul music to ever come out of that scene and we'll talk a little bit more about this with some of the other albums on the list. Is that as good as a songs may be in other ways. The the quality of the vocal singing wasn't necessarily going to be a world-beating compared to other soul singers and to the extent that Len bigalow was this intersection the section between Latin soul music. I think Joe Had I. I mean I'm not sure that anyone had a better voice than than than he say that he did because he still alive. He's still performing all the time that he does. He just has an incredible voice. And I think so what. You're getting with something like the Gypsy woman album and really his entire catalogue in that era. Is someone one who understands the musical chops of Latin Bugalo and can execute on those to perfection but also someone who has just an incredible voice and I think those the things that make something like Gypsy woman the ultimate kind of Latin bigalow album and representing both the Afro Cuban but as well as the American orne being Lewinsky's coming together in a single person and a single album. Absolutely I am not going to even hope to be as detailed or as eloquence as as you are on these because I really did come an this has been one of the few of these episodes where I've come building this list with zero knowledge and and it's been really fun because of that so what you're GonNa get from me is just I duNno. I kinda like this. That sounds fair So I'm I'M GONNA I'M GONNA put my number one in as Louie Ramirez with Alibaba. I so a little bit of research. It is a name I could I could understand. He was Dubbed the Quincy Jones of Salsa. I I liked the so listen to a lot of this. I'm not a a discerning point yet where I'm sort of really picking out this is Very quintessentially of this particular sound or this era or would this musician these vic kind of risks that he does that kind of thing but for from my perspective I enjoy the variety of of different songs. There were some radi desperately songs in this album deliberately. So an playfulness But some sort of catchy songs and again reminded me of that. That sort of that old Scott Era Some of these in in the recordings that something very satisfying vying about the distortion. That you get from old vinyl recordings The way they used to be recorded in the in the in the sixties the way what does brass I find very Very pleasing because it just it sets of tones so Yeah that that's my number one. I think it's a great choice. And I'm glad that you brought in Louie Ramirez and if you bring in Louie Ramirez the other person you have to bring in is really who was his main musical partner when when Ramirez was still alive. which was bobby? Marin and I forget who who was the arranger versus who was the produce from pretty sure bobby was more of a producer and I think Louis was the primary arranger and I can't remember who did was the primary songwriter but they basically were a team and they were. I think if not I'm trying to think who would have been more dominant dominant duo in that whole atten BOGALUSA Keenan and really probably was Louis and Bobby and they were a lot of ways. I don't think given sufficient credit it and partly it's because Louis even though he had a few albums that he headlined And as well as bobby they did most of the work behind their behind the scenes. So there's those two names at UC appearing on a light of a lot of lanner notes. You may not necessarily see them as the primary artists being credited but they they were absolutely vital in shaping the sound of that New York Within that Newark Bugaku acuity and just giants giants within that. And unfortunately fortunately I forget when Louis passed away but but it was certainly before his time. Whereas Bobby's is still alive? Lives Down in Florida and just a living legend in the same with Joe Oh baton is in those two guys were really really crucial to a lot of different artists different labels. I go on a whole side thing about the subsidiary label called speed records which was a Latin music label that they were in charge of but oftentimes again not really given credit for it And speed was a really keyed. Latin Soul Label Label. That I think a lot of connoisseurs of glue are aware of but it doesn't necessarily have the same kind of mainstream awareness to something like a fun. Yeah or TICO might've had but again Louis and bobby were were key behind. That and I think Alibaba is a great example of them at their at their finest doing work together. Wonderful Awful I feel vindicated my choice. What set wasn't so number? Two and three are really quite interchangeable. I wanted to go with To artists artists. Who really helped you pop the rise genre in terms of as the hit makers at the first I went with his Pete Rodriguez and his album named named? I like it like that. which is named after the hit single also called I like it like that and contemporary fans of Cardi B.'s song? I like it like that will recognize this. Because has that is where Cardi B. is literally sampling from. Is the Pete Rodriguez rendition of I like it like that And then if if if you don't mind I'm going to skip to number three because I'm really describing these together other the other one would be Joe Cubas. His album wanted dead or alive. That's on tico records. I think that if I didn't mentioned already that the Pete Rodriguez album was on allegra. These are all kind of the Key New York Latin labels that you CPA glue emerging on and the similarity that both Pete and in Joe Cuba Share is that they both were making Latin music in New York prior to the emergence of Latin blue in the mid sixties and in most cases. There's those previous previous albums. They must have been successful enough that they got to make several of them. But neither of those groups really found notoriety. All righty and success until they made the turn towards Poku so even though they were making music before that era began it was win that Eric came to fruition and that they were able to capitalize on that and they did so by creating some big mega hits of that era. So in the case of Pete Rodriguez off of the like it like that album. It's the song along by the same name. And then on Joe Cubas wanted dead or alive. It was the song being bank. which was I think? The first mega smash million seller Latin fogler hit to emerge once that genre came Came of age and so so both of these guys again. They got their start earlier. They were slightly older than someone. Like a Joe Bataan but they made the turn port Latin glue and became hit makers as a consequence the back. I had Joe As my number two and Pe- as Monday before But both the same albums An absolutely the to use the modern parlance they. There are songs. They they slap bang Yeah I also like the hey speedy album By by joke as well sure I mean Cuba's his releases when he was making Luton Bugaku music proper because he later then transitioned more into Latin soul and then into the salsa era but I think his his his Latin bigalow albums really any of them. were fantastic and you could. You could swap one out for the other in Utah. Utah Phil Still. You would still find the same level of enjoyment from it Very very good okay. So I'M GONNA go with my number three which as Mongo Santamaria and watermelon man exclamation. Mark Um I am always a sucker for a watermelon man. Cover I just I love it. I love that track. And and there's I know there's a couple of of booboo covers of this but this this one particular the whole album I thought was good. The again you really very especially in in this you get that vinyl distorted brass which which which comes through a lot but it's it's it's quite a cool sounding album so some of these. I think some of the ones the words that I was using kind of celebrate tree and joyful and this who was a bit more sort of hey you know. We're a bit more sophisticated on this will be more chill And and that that was sort of the vibe got from this But it's a very very enjoyable listen yup with Mongo in that album in particular and this is being very much splitting hairs or nit picky is. I always think of that album him as being a proto biglou album but not apper biglou album and of course these kinds of Genera distinctions are entirely arbitrary and subjective to a certain degree. I think I think almost anybody would certainly put the watermelon man album as being a a key precursor and influence her in the same way eight. That Ray Beretta's hit L. Wasi is seen as being very much a pro biglou track and I think one of the main differences that people tend to assert as the how well how does one tell the difference between the two because something like watermelon man right. This is a Herbie Hancock songs in American jazz song. That's being adapted into an Afro Cuban style that seems very similar to what you see with a lot of Latin bogu songs is It also has English lyrics and a lot of the pro. Boulou stuff that was coming out by artists like Mongo Ongo Santamaria like Ray baretto etcetera. oftentimes were still in Spanish because that was the dominant language in in the New York. Latin scene and Latin blue songs maybe not exclusively but many of them had English lyrics and it was a way of broadening. The Crossover Appeal of those songs. Not just to you. Know Young. Puerto Rican in or cuban-american or whatever people growing up but white black Jewish audiences in the New York area. So I'm not gonNA say that watermelon. Melania doesn't qualify but for me partly because it comes out previous what we think of as the birth of a big Lou. I always think of it as happening as just a precursor pro song wrong but I think you can make a strong argument for it. I would just add though that the Santa Maria family member who was making hit big Lou albums was Mongo son Monk Wego Santamaria allow came out with. I want to say at least two or three really really highly sought after BOGALUSA albums during that same era and Mung. Makita would have been of the right or seem generation of someone like a Joe Time like you know if not still not still teenager just barely outta their teens. I recommend people look up Guido Song. Hey sister Which I think is biggest Latin Biglou hit at the time so clearly? There's something running in the family in terms of the attraction to this fusion style. Very good well What is your number full then? So number four is rape. Beretta's does acid which was released on records. And the reason I picked this is because I wanted to have on this list. A representation of how an older Latin musician adapted to Bogu and adapted the whole Latin soul music of movement. Because this did happen amongst a lot of those older a Latin Music Mambo era giants that I had mentioned earlier. I don't remember the Pareto made a ton a Mambo music but he certainly was making He was involved with the kind of Teranga Conga and Pechanga scenes In the early sixties And was senior enough that him putting out an album like acid which to me is just flat Out One of the best Latin soul albums ever record. I mean it's on my top five list. Obviously it was an example of where someone who generation Lee preceded said a lot of these younger cats was still able to come in and adapted the style and do it really really really beautifully. There were certainly early other artists. Who in a lot of ways were forced to have to adapt a parallel that I opted draw would be American soul and rb stars of the early seventies who by the end of the decade? Were putting out questionable disco albums or disco albums of questionable quality because they had to adapt to what was the hit style even if they did it begrudgingly and a lot of cases kind of incompetently with the the less talk about James Brown's disco era the better for example MHM and there were certainly a lot of older Latin music stars. That also felt like well. If I'M GONNA stay relevant while Google was hitting I have to make bigalow album but I'm not going to have fun doing it. I'm GonNa Talk Shit about this afterwards years later that you know effectively. I was forced to do this. I don't feel like Baretta was ever like that that I think he embraced. What bull represented and I think that he approached an album like acid with an open mind and open arms? And I think you really hear hear that in this album and it's it is a more sophisticated album musically than I think a lot of the other albums that I've mentioned on this list because him and his band had more time together. They had their chops together in a way that was more mature and more sophisticated. And you can hear that on the acid album. I think from what I from. What I've heard that makes is a lot of sense because I had a hard time with this one And I founded a elements of it less is to my taste and a lot of certain things that felt a bit a bit repetitive. I enjoyed A deeper shade of soul but there were sort of of of the ones who are sort of. Yeah I don't know but I I. I can understand the context you've given their does explain to me why that fell a different album because it was coming from I think there are elements that are coming from a different place And so I can appreciate that. Even if it's not necessarily to my taste I can sort of undestand wet where it was coming from right in a song like the title song acid itself is not to me a a a classic Biglou but it is just one of the greatest Latin songs recorded in that entire decade and it is repetitive. But in a way to me that feels completely hypnotic It's something that oftentimes I think of some of the Afro Funk music that Fail Cudi was putting out By the nineteen seventy share some of that same kind of hypnotic feel that the song like acid has and it's one of those very much slow burner club tracks where when you first put it on. Its tempo is kind of slow. It certainly takes a while to build. But there's something about it that just it just lures you in and I think even though there are more proper bigalow songs on that album deeper shade of soul being one of them for example. Well I think the title track is actually the best song on there even though it's not it's not a conventional bigalow by. I think most people's expectations a case of my next one I I think it's on a qualifying record label But whether whether they disqualifies. I'm not entirely sure so. We'll see how we go but it's a Loupe Lupe Liberato possesions Will Pass Yonis And I I sort of went a bit of peace with my discovery and and and try to try to really you know not not be too influenced by information on of already been privy to so I wanted to just go go. Go exploring I'm Luca was this one I it's it's very. It's very sexy of it's very yeah. It's it's very sexual but it was really really fun album. And there's a the cover of fever on there which is it's just the whole. The whole album is dripping with ranch. I yeah this sort of one that I I absolutely wanted to put in because it was it was enjoyable and Show you can. You can now take me to task whether this qualifies and remind me it was this this off of Mercury. Oh I don't know according to Wikipedia Tico. Okay that might. That might be the case. I I know that Mercury released fever as a single writes on an on that label but it might have been they have some kind of distribution deal through tico any case. This is getting a little bit in the weeds. I'm glad you picked loopy only because you know on my list best not to spoil my number five yet but I have women on their and partly. It's it's largely because there were very few notable or really even obscure very few obscure even Latin Boulou stars that were women. It was an overwhelmingly male dominated genre and I think Lupe might be because Sui crews by the time she came out she was full on doing salsa. So you know I don't think there's any burglar is stuff that you can so shit with sleep crews You know there are few people that were here and there. There is like a Mexican biglou album that was done by a pair of sisters But for the most part all of the key players the ones at least that rose to prominence Were men in Sola Lupe in particular on the strength of a single like fever which became a minor hit into itself. She's one of the few people that oftentimes gets mentioned amongst his otherwise. See of masculinity if you will and and to your point There is a lot of raunch there. You mentioned earlier an album like like alibaba and a lot of Lou Ramirez and Bobby Marines some of their other stuff especially the stuff they did on On speed records records which I mentioned earlier which was the subsidiary that they were in charge of there's a lot of INNUENDO and sexual themes both explicit and implicit running through there air. Because remember these are these are young people. These are people in their late teens or early. Twenties putting out this music I think as stately as we might consider some of the older older Afro Cuban styles. Bulla was very much a music of youth. So it's not surprising that you would see a little bit of Raunch a little wink wink here and there and Lupe Lupe besides the content. I think the other distinguishing thing is just her voice. That kind of high pitched whistle of voice. I think is one of the really really distinguishing things things about her and so you could never mistake her for somebody else when she got into record because your voice was was so unique to herself. Okay so finally then you'll number five so so as I said earlier I think this was the hardest one to pick because it's the last slot open and I think any time I've ever been asked to do something like a top five list or top ten. I usually try to qualify. That that lasts lot is open to to exchange at some later point or rethought but in this case I decided to go with just a sentimental favorite I'd I also think are just one of the best You know Latin Biglou Land Solo albums of its era. which is an album by the late? Bobby Matos who just passed away. A couple years ago called my Latin soul it was released on Philips which is a pretty significant label but not one that people necessarily associate inherently with Latin music. Even though like most big labels into the sixties they dabbled land releases because they're just trying to diversify their holdings if you will but in any case my Latin soul was bobby's first album It's an album where I've had. I did have the privilege to be able to interview him when he was still live in. It's an album. He understands that it's a cult classic but in a lot of ways he's kind of embarrassed by it because this is he was saying to me. It's like I was so young. I didn't really have my chops down. I'm some of so much a better player on a better bandleader now and I know people love listening to that first album of mine but every time I listened to it I kind of cringe because I just just hear how green I am as a musician and I always. I always think about that because I think the ways in which so many of us as listeners we we love the kind of super raw almost amateur feel to a lot of different musicians who would go on to have longer careers and have become much more sophisticated on different technical levels. But we won't WanNa hear is that is that rawness is the early stuff if you will and there. Is this divide. Sometimes between listeners and artists with what artists are proud of is not necessarily what we listeners love and I think that that tension that exists in that space between those the things is a good reminder that what creators make in what we receive as listeners. We're not always on the same page and I think that that tension is one of the things that makes music and all forms of culture really but music in particular mix it so fascinating. Is that the intent of the maker at how it's received that may not always always be the same and it gives us power as the listener but it also something that frustrates the creators. It's okay so my my final John Before we get into honorable mentions is Hector Rivera and at the Party which is a sort of sold infused I mean they're all kind of the first woman I was like. Oh really really already sort of sort of fail out. But it also had a noted much more of a of a specific Latin Flavor It just felt more and again not necessarily armed with armed with the the right the right words. I bet that was just something that that is sort of a a noted down and I'll L. almost definitely but to the nation but previous Wilma was a some that I particularly liked at the party. Another great choice. I think that's another example of an artist that if for people who are fans of of of American Latin music in general that name may not necessarily rise anywhere near the same tier as. Let's say a Ray Baretto or among Sante Maria but for that that moment coming in that mid sixties era someone like Rivera could come out with an album like At the Party and a single by the same name and have themselves a minor hit and so There are. I won't say certainly not thousands. Hundreds might even stretching there are at least. There are dozens of other album of other artists and other albums. That are very much like up at a party at the party. which is that they were able to catch lightning in that in the bottle during that those few years in which Latin Biglou really had residence residence? in you know if for every at the party you find. There's going to be a few dozen other albums that have that same kind of feel good vibe to it From artists that again we may not relate remember twenty thirty forty years going on but in that moment were able to become minor stars and just just a couple of quick mentions of of other albums that I uh checked out whereupon another job it's on which was to buy? That was the one I checked out his second album. Yeah which which I enjoyed and also Jorge Guzman in line which had some some quite really quite come challenging more complex numbers? Mozambique being one of them right. And if I if Mike had expanded this I might have tried to find room for someone like an Eddie Pa- Mary who became a much bigger star in the salsa era but Like a lot of other other musicians who whose careers began preceded both bigalow era and survived its demise. Someone like Appel Mary Ann and his brother Charlie. Both the pulmonary brothers were recording biglou songs within that that that little window You can include within that someone like Oh Oh God who Assert Larry Harlow right and the Orchestra Harlow who was to become a much bigger star in the salsa era and Larry actually if you can find interviews with him he was not a fan of Biglou And Talk Shit about it but he actually him and his group made a couple maybe two or three really good Latin bigalow album so it's always surprises me. These people who who repudiate the style later but I'm thinking but man you beat some great hits with wiccan that area. You'd have view don't you don't you don't you know look back upon fondly so Yeah there's so many other people that I could have. I could've added in there. That would have been Notable Willie Cologne alone. One of the giants of salsa. I think a lot of people forget his very first album Ahmadullah was a blue APP or at least it had two or three clear like like they're obviously biglou track even says like I'm singing a balloon or something near that explicit on a couple of them and so It was the jumping off point for a lot of people who later became bigger. Stars wants Salsa took over the nineteen seventies but you look deep into their discography. It's like Oh you got started in the bigalow era. Because that's how as a young person if you didn't have a reputation before this is one way that you were able to rise to some kind of prominence and then capitalize on that as Latin music scene devolved especially New York Miami a Havana etc.. A case out the the crucial question is you all you all the one with with with domain main knowledge in this in this particular area. So my question to you is given your top five Have I given you any. Ah Given that. We are building a definitive list. Have I given you anything that might make you tweak your lineup uh-huh and it's okay if the answer's no I've been hurt before. Do me a favor and remind me what were your five again so I had a Louie Ramirez Alibaba Alibaba Joe Cuba which is one of yours. Mongo Santamaria what's Alan Mann. which I think we can? I'm happy to Discard Pete. Rodriguez like And then Hector Rivera Rivera. Sorry I think the one that I would be most open to embracing would be you to swap out the bobby may toes motto my Latin Solo Album and then put an Alibaba instead. Because while I love my Latin soul I think it was an an oversight for me not to think about in terms of important figures. Louie Ramirez and Bobby Moran absolutely deserve to be in that top five and a half some kind of representation. There and Alibaba is as good of that. You could pick in order to make sure that they're recognized for their contributions A. K.. Wonderful well I feel just I feel wonderful about so what we have then is our final list Going going down from five at or Is Louie Ramirez with Alibaba Raybrandtauto with acid Joe. Cuba wanted dead or alive. Pete Rodriguez I like it like that and Joe Bataan Gypsy woman Now the final the question is do you consent to this list. I don't know if you've ever heard it phrased that way. But Yes yes I I give my consent finally then Before we before we bring this home in in my research I found some interesting Interesting I did WANNA mention said the cat empire Because the the radio said some really nice influences I but also you mentioned the Hollow Orchestra and there was an album wave Ismael. Miranda I Had had the pleasure of listening to not all boo glue stuff so so again. What you what you're saying rings true that Cal jackdaw probably But GENERA nation Jayder. I think is is how it's typically pronounced cow gator later data data. Thank you With the sole source Quite a lot of sort of lift music type stuff elevator music but some some got a big epic balloon that and also A particular track enjoyed it not necessarily listening to the whole album. Was Willie Bobo and dig my feeling It was just one. That's that stuck out. His Yeah it's sort of towards the talent more research is what I like that Reminded me of a few of these sort of it. Reminds me of some Olly Wilson Pickett but also. There's a really Harlem. Shuffle comes in lots ran then an and obviously you're talking about this being in Harlem Anyway and you can head to kind of cross pollination Inaba absolutely and in this would be a holder discussion but you could talk about artists and albums and songs that were very much influenced by the popularity of of African styles. That crossed over into ROCK CAN ROLL INTO R&B Music as well and so it this you know this cross pollination went in both directions so it wasn't just a latte music absorbing lessons from from Arin be in Seoul but it's all it will absolutely went the other way as well and so I think this is one of the great histories and things that sometimes are is forgotten when we talk about the history. At least of American pop music is that as much of it is absolutely one hundred percent rooted in a kind of musical cultural dialogue between America's Erica's Black and white communities. The Latino community is fundamental in. How in shaping the sound of of American pop music in the twentieth century especially in the post war or era? And so you can't to me really talk about things Like rock and roll like A. R. and B. and funk without recognizing the ways in which Afro Cuban. I've been styles Are In jazz as part of that larger continuum as well all factor into this. It's it's just as Grand Malange that produces is all of these different styles that emerged across The United States in the Post World War Two era that of course then go on to influence music. Globally okay so What you tell us where we can find more of you and your work and so we've got some so much a continuous journey? Sure her So I have a website. That's Oliver Wong in this is the confusing part. Spelled Oliver Wang but it's pronounce long but Oliver W. A. N. G. Dot dot net is where you can find that and there should be links to my various social media accounts but for those of you who are on twitter. You can find Oliver S Wong Again another w U. N. G. A. ON INSTAGRAM. I met soul sides. Which is the name of my long running fifteen year audio blog Sou L. S.. I D. E. S.. It has mentioned the podcast that do with Morgan roads is called heat rocks. And you can find us on Instagram and twitter and a web page is all linked linked to heat rocks pod wonderful and of course Links are in China All of this has been an absolute pleasure and a real journey the an education. I'm indebted to you for that. So thank you very much for for spending their last fifty minutes with my.

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The Perfect Christmas Playlist

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The Perfect Christmas Playlist

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She's not allowed. We have we have our problems. And we still haven't squashed beef so she's not allowed to call in until she apologizes. She knows she did. Who are you. Oh it is your boy. Dave in quotes vice in quotes in quotes Also important i think because I've decided that i need to really determine. Is it okay to be. Your boy gave in twenty twenty. You know maybe. I should be more appropriate to my age. I don't want this to be some sort of weird toxic relationship where you're that guy and i'm your boy. The age gap the might not be. Okay okay that guy. That just got a matter. I don't know and It's too late to to make that decision for twenty twenty because it's it's done essentially the end. I mean a lot of shit can go sideways in the next week but very true but but we can weaken reflect. Now this is the now is the time for reflection. It's a great time for us to really like look inward and think about whether or not this is you know everything's okay so you know. Maybe maybe i'm your boy. Maybe maybe i'm not. We'll we'll decide that for twenty twenty one. So it's been since you and i recorded proper. It's been a little bit. And not much but i want can we talk about the streaming wars right now streaming wars. I mean just the the the battle that has broken out in the streaming online services of of visual content. Do it's it's. I don't know if i'd qualified as a war. It's really just like it's not a war. It's absolutely nice. How you who what it was it is. Hbo max Through their deal with warner brothers. Whoever the fuck they gotta deal with. I don't think they're under the same umbrella. But i think some deal was worked but anyway. Hbo max comes out and says every movie we release in. Well they already said wonder woman. Christmas day is coming out straight ahead in theaters and hbo max and then they went a step further and said all of our movies that we release in twenty twenty one going straight to theaters and hbo. Max no additional charge right. I'm here for it. I'm i'm i'm down for that. That's not an issue to me. I hope that's the direction that other places go with. Just kind of like look you paid for it. He's still get your service as is but you know. I don't like disney's business model. That's what i'll say but disney. I tried to be diplomatic about it. Fuck disney well speaking of disney. So after warner brothers slash. Hbo max does that. Bold move and the theaters are passed. Of course. their past doesn't matter they're going broke away. We don't have to appease them anymore. Fuck theaters you. Look here i need to. I've got kids to feed and i've got alimony payments and You know you can't just start looking stuff straight on tv. I need to charge seventy dollars for a large popcorn and a large strike. You know that's what's happening with the movie theaters right. Basically basically got another got nothing so then disney comes out and basically walks in the room. Unzips it drops it on the table. You and your fucking analogies man. Am i wrong. It's like star. Wars marvel boom. Look at it. i mean sure. They've got the big franchises But it's the way that i view it is. This disney was always going to be fine because it's disney. 'cause they don't have to put on these big shows they don't have to do all these things because they own the half the planet at this point so really yes. It's just a battle between the others for like our the rest of our time. And currently as far as i see it. Hbo provides me the best deal The best overall now. Of course i got my streaming platforms. Because just i don't think netflix's ever gonna go away. They just thinking about it. And it's like so what i'll tell you. What i i'll tell you i'll show you my new year's I got Amazon because amazon. You gotta have 'em right not necessarily for their video service but for all the things. I want my two day shipping. Sometimes most most most of the time they usually do a good sometimes. You just cut him amazon. Where's my shit. I've got disney plus. Of course. I have hulu because it's free with my phone okay. So i'll take it. I went up. I've watched a couple of things on there But i'm not loyal to it but i have On the roku cheese actually got a got a got a smart tv. naso i. that's that's a big that's a. That's a big step up. Yeah get demon then I've i think i think it's like there's a law that you have to have netflix. Yes i don't remember when legislation was passed. But i do believe that. There's a federal law that everyone must have net flicks or at least somebody's password that's included in the law. It's okay as long as you at least our pirating off of somebody else using their password. It's fine yeah. I did get the. Hbo max i've got i've got apple. Tv to Ooh that it was a year free but fucking fancy. yeah. But it's i still have a. I've watched two things on Apple tv yes. We just got a well. I guess you can add one to that. We just got a a samsung smart tv. And it's got its own little free streaming situation and when we got it all hooked up. I turned on in the first channel. That comes up is called the movie. Hub and roadhouse was on roadhouse. Yes yeah all right. Let me search full list. Let's go down. See what i got. I got netflix. Gotta have netflix. The law i'm not trying to you know be outside the law. I have amazon. Do not have apple tv. I do have hulu. I don't see it's all access I wanted that one for Star trek picard. But i'll watch that elsewhere At some point. I do have disney plus. But that's package with hulu i have. Hbo now hbo. max. And i don't understand the difference between the i think they were only together. Okay you might have max now so. Hbo banks also has classic movies and tv shows. Okay they just the fresh prince reunion. That's right. They were the ones who did that. I don't have peacock. I don't plan on having peacock for any reason and then you know yeah. I have youtube youtube. Tv is fantastic. That's for my football. That's where my football lives. That is what it is for. So but i like the streaming services. They've come in handy for you. Know viewing my Christmas time movies as is tradition muppet. Christmas carol is on the docket A christmas story is going to be all day on christmas. So i skipped it for. Yeah pre-christmas more than the fifteen times. I'll watch it that day via streaming services coming to you andy. I'm watching a lot of the christmas episodes of shows. They're surprisingly fun. My christmas traditions involve Two things Couch and as much booze as i can keep near the couch within arm's reach the rabbit hole that i love i've been going down recently with the With roommates is christmas. Trap music piquet. Okay explain do you take christmas songs. Classic well known christmas songs. And you get trapped remix of them and when the it's like basically there's only one requirement there's only one requirement to base needs to hit the drop needs to hit right day. 'cause that's all you want you take the most the you take an iconic section of the song the market everybody knows and then you re mix it up a little bit. It's a repeat some you wanted to build and then you needed to knock and that means to get a repeated a couple of times while the base makes you wobble your chest all right then word. I'm here for we're we're we're gonna check out check one out At the end here. Because i need you to understand exactly what it is. I'm talking about you need to know. Okay i'm here for so great segue i know this week. We are creating the perfect christmas playlist. And you just set yours up. there will be. There won't be trust and believe every song on my list has a trap remix every single one great. I can't wait to listen to them. All i will not be. I will be referencing. Their track remixes because they ca- trap gets a little samey after a while but trust and believe every single one on my list as a trap. Remix that you'll want to dive into at some point all right so christmas trap remix. That's gonna be the the follow up episode. Oh my god you boys you. Boy dave's dj at all trekkers strat tune in christmas day. Be so fantastic. You live just me not scratching. Look like one of those dudes one of those actual. Dj's just like yeah. I'm gonna play this playlist. I'm not actually mixing or anything just just radio mixes straight across the board. You might beat matchup. it's just straight cross fades cross fades when he is a program. That's going to beat match for me to those skill involved nut so you mentioned beforehand. Actually i mentioned that I wanted to bring something up. Because i wanted you to ridicule me and i know you will on this because you've mentioned a couple of times now your list for tonight That all the songs on your list tonight have A trap remix available ready and available. And i think this is gonna be no surprise to probably you or anybody. That listens Religiously to the show. You know the dozens of people in india that listen Which is still a fifty three percent by the way for those of you. Keeping score at home I don't think i've brought to list to an episode in two months. I i believe it. Yeah i just. Don't i've brought anything. I don't think i've had. I usually have like one or two prepared. Just in case i have to go first but for the most part it's if i'm not building off of your picks then i'm just doing a top five list which is what we used to do So it's easier for me to build off of whatever you pick were gas picks to To go that route. But hey i figured you'd jemma shit for that. I think that i'm i'm down for Riffing yes. I think we do that pretty well. Sometimes i come with like half a list. And i just wait for you to throw something out there and then i'll climb all over. Be like all right. This is where i'm at now gives me ideas. So i'm gonna give you shit for that. All right okay. You get again. Who gets to go first. You I was gonna say if we're talking christmas. Obviously the younger gets to open up the presence. I exactly And so in order to open up this present opened up this list Who this is tough. This is a tough one because like my list doesn't have a theme to it except for a trap remixes and i really love all the songs all right all right. We'll start with classic. We'll start with an easy easy classic. And i'm going with santa claus is coming to town but i'm going with the jackson five persian. Obviously and clearly. I was just going to say if it's not the jackson five version than fuck it but I i liked that version better than any other version. yeah 'cause it knocks man. Bad song slaps when you put it in. The hands of the jackson five And really put into the hands of michael. Oh yeah how often do we have to say. Jackson five aren't really the jackson. Five michael jackson and those other guys. If i'm that guy there. Those guys. Michael jackson and those guys. Aren't they brothers. Yeah but those guys The the trap. Remix of santa claus is coming to town specifically the jackson. Five remix Yeah nox nox it's like. Do i wanna be dancing around the christmas tree. Yes yes i do. Am i going to get my dog. All roundups research jumping around and knocking in the presence. Probably 'cause it's so good so good look it out. I'm going to a hundred percent. This is to the audience. Look up all of these. My picks an chad's picks. I'm sure they'll chad's pixel also attract remix as you would the trap remix christmas playlist. I gotta find out if they're on spotify if they are gonna make a playlist and we'll we'll We'll lincoln out. I wouldn't be surprised. I get a lot of mine from trap nation. I think they have spotify playlist as well. So so mine is a as the older gay and I don't want to say the theater Theory guy but growing up till i would say fourth fifth grade I was lake in a touring choir as a kid. Oh and like we would go to yellowstone national park and lake hop around the Campgrounds and do performances and stuff so a lot of traditional christmas songs are kind of Near and dear to my heart but there's one that just is buried in my brain forever and it's it's for me. It's not christmas time. Until i hear it in the wild. So the speak and that's Have a holly jolly christmas fantastic. It's gotta be the burl. Ives version though. Campy any of these newer versions. It's gotta be burl ives. It's gotta have that stop motion animations. That's what you visualize when you. That is santa claus with no legs. Just kinda gladden over. But i i. It's it's like of all the christmas songs that one is the least offensive to me. It's one that i can hear over and over again and not want to throttle people fair enough but it's one that when it gets stuck in my head i'm okay with it there certain christmas songs and when they get stuck in my head i wanna kill people but that one is not of them. It's definitely one of those ones. Where like if you're out like shopping or you know st sitting in your car curbside waiting for your food. Come out because you can't go inside and it it's blaring out some speakers. You're just like yeah. Yeah it feels good. It feels like a you can hear you hear the beginning of like i'm in for this. Unlike some songs where you hear it your like again. Yeah and and and it's it's not it doesn't force feed you christmas. It's just hey have a holly jolly christmas because it. It's the best time of the year. And like i don't even know if there's going to be snow but here have a drink have atrache to even think about that. I don't know if there'll be snow here. I have a cup of cheer. cheer wink. Wink nudge hearken. Back to a time when you use to be able to use people to drink at work now now now. I'm now i'm concerned. Is that song problematic. Are we going to have to cancel that song now. Sheer cosby and people with this shit. Now cheer man getting cheerful klay leads. Don't make cheerful man all right. What's your skin. So my second is a natural transition from the first But also has some problematic elements to it Again the jackson five. Christmas is just just wonderful and santa claus is coming to town is good just like bangor to play in the car. It's something you can hear out and that's great the one that makes me concerned. I enjoy the hell out of it but it makes me concerned is I saw mommy kissing. Santa claus loved the song love. This song makes me concerned Obviously the song is about some children misinterpreting the fact that their mom is making out with their dad. Who's dressed to santa claus. Sorry spoilers but just every time. I hear that song and i hear the like breakdown where it's the older brothers being like. No you did not. It's like a busy. And i'm like yeah. They're telling you to. Shut up. Joe jackson's about the peter shit outta somebody's like i sure as hell wasn't justice santa claus who is bid. Yeah knowing the history does that song tags on a whole new meaning. That's older brothers being like you'll make sure no no. No no no no no no. He's like i did. I did see my classmate like no. You didn't listen michael. Just let it go and then judges storms into the room. And suddenly the song flipping over tables and jesse jackson an infinite source of mirth from just a sad censorship. But he's he's he's while i was gonna say living proof proof Who who. I can't remember whom stealing this from but Joe jackson is the warning. You can beat your kids hard enough to be to talent but you don't want to beat them so hard that they go crazy gotta find that middle ground one less one less Round of a belt to the legs. Michael jackson might have you know. Been way more normal. Who knows what do you got for number. Two very traditional and Again one that is the least offensive when it gets stuck in my head and it's very simple but Silver bells very good one. Which i'm sure has an awesome trap. Remix bra you don't even know you and And this little come in into play later in some of the songs that i wanna do is so if i remember right cat. I'm trying to remember silver bells. i think was clooney. Og but when you get like the old crooners new in these christmas songs there's just something about it. Kariuki life hack if you ever go out and do a christmas karaoke situation and you wanna get real vegas lounge rat. Pack style singing going on all you need to do is get lake the first three words out and then just mumble the rest and you are their what silver bill silverman ensure you're there You don't even need to know the words you just need to hear them mumbling my goddamn and he's into it. No silver bells. Though i do. I do that song. We can go to yours if you'd like unless you wanna talk about silver bells. The only thing is definitely one of those songs. I feel like everybody can sing. Yeah because it is exactly what you said. It's like a More than like a note. zuber all right Great song great song like your list. So far i'm gonna break with tradition a little bit My first two were motown. This one not not at all also not a not a like crooner classic. It is definitely one that stops though. And i'm going with felice navy. That oh hell yeah so much fun so much fun to listen to once you know the words and the thing is i always forget them so every year i have to look but you know just a quick fair least now and then sing the rest of them you like. I'm not one hundred percent. Sure what i'm saying but I'm having a good time singing. It i just know the end of it is f l e. st that varies ninety at least ninety something something something something really theta sofa. I wanna wish you lose. Plan is i want to wish you a merry christmas. The bottom of my heart from the bottom of my heart should so so fun to sing. Listen to. I love that song. I didn't think of that one. You'll hell you pam that trap. Mix dude dude a lot up. It's a lot. There are a lot all of them are a lot. I gotta go find me. Some glow sticks and turn on some trap remix now oh shit and ego until a whole you go into a whole i bet i bet oh my hours of it this hours of it by police that is my third Just an upbeat happy funds on thing. My number three is 'cause i'm annoying and this one annoys the shit out of people Lord no it doesn't no it's it's i'm going with rudolf. Classic rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Because i love the little call an answer parts of it. We derive people there. You know when you do that. Rudolf knows reindeer radio. Do and then new star used to laugh and call him. I can see that shit's fun. You know i like that. You know i was gonna say. I don't think that song annoys people. But i do think sometimes if you're not expecting it if you're not expecting it if not properly in the mood then when people start like looking at you expect to leave for the call and response and you're just like pinocchio lying pob monopoly. Go away go away. I didn't ask for carolers. got shit to do real news reindeer. Also that's all reminds me how completely and totally fucked up. That movie is like they. Oh yeah they believe the shit out of him Cole on his nose to cover up read like in the grand scheme of things. How much is one read. News versus black bose's just a metaphor for america. Cover up that news. It's different terrible terrible. But a great song. Yes hundred percent. Now i'll ask you this question of the stop motion films of the stop motion. Christmas films is rudolf. top or something else. Would you classify something else. Maybe i should say this for the end because there's a lot of songs that are on the list potentially on list deal from stop motion films which one has the heat meister in it say and the land of misfit toys at the same one that no which is the land of misfit toys. That's my number one. I don't even know which one it is. But that's my he must just. Is this from the year without a santa claus and that that is the best. Stop motion at all Of all time. It's fuck that song. So good i didn't have it on my list so we're good but it is land of misfit toys and that's Rudolph some and i have to go through it off. Read off in the land of misfit toys. Yeah that's right. 'cause he's got to read knows so they. I wanna sing that song now. A missed a wide christmas. I'm mr cool. Had mr icicle. Mr ten below number four. It is from one of the christmas kids movie. Christmas kids movies. But it's from the best of the christmas kids movies. There is only one. I think people will definitely disagree. And i'm talking animated here because clearly Bubba christmas carol is the best kids movie but the animated This is a close second And that is from how the grinch stole christmas and remain one. Yeah grinch you really are a the whole song dedicated to tell them this guy. He's a piece shit christmas song about that. I just viable and that somehow anything. It's that long how long it's only about two and a half minutes. Damn your brown banana with a greasy black peel. Just just a big old fuck thorough raven cross is the one who sang it be original voice of tony. The tiger zeiger. Yep and i liked him and he does a lot of Voice over work in singing in disney movies and disney attractions to died in two thousand five. But that's that's a great song a bit of a departure from the norm of what you get with. Chris lives that are like yeah. Snow treats presence fun times. Happy times your piece of shit you asshole and we hate you my god. Yeah but it's it's christmas man. It's so christmas. This wonder like somebody going to write this song for the movie and just go and man. How can i describe in a kid. Friendly way the biggest jackass ever and they hit some real friel zingers your heart's dead tomatoes splashed with moldy purple spots. Fuck your soul. Isn't appalling dump heap. Your soul is an appalling. Dump heap ura crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss year. A triple decker sauerkraut and toad stool sandwich with our snicks. Saas dam dam. Also let me tell you about that. Trap remix banger. Because that's one of the songs. That like i think a lot of the trap remix try and maintain the spirit of christmas. A little light little upbeat. You get base in mean one mr grinch you get some all right but that's me that is me for Number four so my number four is I believe instrumental k. R. i instrumental on here. Which means there's definitely a trap remix of this and i'm putting it here because it brings back one of my most memorable memorable christmas memories And it's From the nutcracker in it is the dance of the sugarplum fairies. Do us that little xylophone tainting tintin. I didn't even remember that. You're so right. Yeah i mean that is an iconic christmas sound. That is you know. That's what you that's the soundtrack to every christmas commercial. Ever yes yeah. Somebody's going to buy a car. That's playing in the background. Somebody got coffee there. That's playing in the background. Somebody in the military's com in surprising family. That's playing in the back says a matter. The guy damn clydesdales are busting through the snow. Swilling beer to the rednecks somewhere. You'll find a way to shoehorn. It in is it appropriate cares but probably the funniest story that i can think of was Nineteen ninety three in. Christmastime ninety-three beavis and butt heads in their heyday on. Mtv and they did a christmas special in that christmas special day. Played the sugarplum. Dance the sugarplum fairies. To which beavis through the whole thing. There's going denton. Dan at and that year I was dating a woman who Used to do ballet. And i took her to the san francisco ballet to see the nutcracker fucking sweet and dance of the sugar plum fairy hits. And i'm biting the inside of my mouth trying not to because all i can think of so nothing has changed in the last. You know twenty plus years of me being like this. It's you know still. I was just beavis when that song. It's my shoe good. Yeah but yeah dancing sugarplums very i mean it's it's it's not something you're going to sing if you go caroline or watch people care ling but if you're watching a christmas program of any sort there will be a commercial that it is in and it is a you know it's not going anywhere anytime soon so it's also there to stay amongst my list of songs that are not circa songs that remind me of songs you would hear the circus Because you can imagine if you got a lot of in that one right. Imagine that being a done with a lotta horns but don don don don don don. Dont'a you can imagine like elephants back. It's a circus song. That was not made for the circus. And it's fantastic. The other one is the star. Wars imperial march is one hundred percent a circus song If you ever listened to it like past the opening that to deliver dead That's that's a circus that's funky circus side. And you can't tell me otherwise. So yeah i love it. Dancing sugarplum fairies. One of like as far as instrumentals go. I don't know that you can really beat it for iconic gas christmas songs. Okay okay i fifth and final fifth and final. My eighth and final is actually pretty simple. it is in that category of not really controversial. There are some. There are some movies that are controversial. As to whether they're christmas movies are not. We don't need to have that conversation right now. But i think if you you know you think about it for a short amount of for a period of time you can you which ones we're talking about One of those psycho. Yes so place into december this pop up gas. Sorry go ahead psycho. One of those is. I'm over christmas. And i'm over for christmas is a christmas movie. And there's a halloween movie christmas movie. It is both i understand. Some people want to categorize it as one or the other. Leave it at that. It is both a highly movie. Christmas movie and a to highlight that the song. What's this is just a kiss so good. What's this what's this like. It's so thoroughly like puts the spirit of christmas at the forefront. Because it's like the wonderment of looking all this awesome stuff that goes along with this holiday like he's used to holiday shit going on. It's not like he's completely out of the loop about the fact that holidays have a lot of Great just extras. But he's just so enthralled with with the baubles and snow and lights and happiness and it just puts me in a great mood listening to that song because of just how excited jack's killington es in that moment fucking love with this. I do too. That was the first christmas movie. I watched this season. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah it's it's a it's a great fucking movie to it. Is it hits. It hits a similar to it really does. Yeah now mind you. I'm not a huge fan of how much teen girls are into that like. That's a real thing like hot topics situation. Hot topic. situation is a bit upsetting for me. But you know. I'm not going to take away from their enjoyment of it. Just because i find it obnoxious you know. They're clinging to something great. That's i guess that's fine But yeah nightmare before christmas. What's this that's my fifth and final one of my favorite christmas songs. It's probably the one that makes me the most excited because it's it's be is that is that any offman still danny fucking healthman. Yeah you can't. You can't fault any of them and makes on disney. Plus there's a show called Regional series i think it's called prop culture and one of the episodes The guy goes around and finds The factual puppets that were used for nightmare before christmas. And he goes to danny auf men's house and danny of does like the. What's this song and it's yeah you should watch it. And yeah what are you up for. Final final pick. It's christmas time in hollis queens mas because you solid greece a beautiful christmas without hearing that at least once you wonderful wonderful man. Look i'm not gonna disagree with you i i. It's it's it's all it's a long list. It did make my final but god damn i glad you picked it and i think if you look at both of our lists if you wanna get technical. We have no christmas songs on this list. You know the reason for the season bubba whole thing. Oh we don't have any christ mass songs we got a. We got commercialized. But yeah that's a solid list. Liz antidote did look on spotify and they do have. Christmas trap mixes for days. So i will try and find our entire list as trap remix know for emc's going to be on there but It will it will be. I'm confident confident that the internet will not let me down and we'll fifty fifty. It will give you the will give you the treasury. He mixes and we'll give you the the originals too but Hell yeah that is a solid. Ask christmas playlist. That's a fun as list. So everybody can be prepared for christmas day because friday's christmas. Yeah we are. We are here. Ladies and gentlemen is ahead We got another week and then we can finally put a bullet in the head of this wretched fucking year. It's not gonna get any better but you know now it's but we can. We can hope like yeah. That's one of those things that people get all up like. Oh you could have changed just because calendar rolls. No but i like to set arbitrary you know. Time periods of change The same rea no way that people love to say yes. It is the new year. I'm going to stop being a fat lazy piece of shit but at least you have hope. Yeah so i it. It goes to something. I always say when my pessimistic way of looking at life And it's it fits more this year than ever but you know everybody just remembered next year will be different. Not better just different. Absolutely so yeah. It's that's exactly what's going to happen next year will be different better. Maybe we can go back to you know the regular should storm that we've come to know and love instead of just the new shit storm. He can go back to the way things were when we hated but it was a familiar hate. I don't know maybe maybe a man can dream so that will wrap it up for us this week. i wanna say. Merry christmas to everybody and happy holidays. Whatever he's elaborate could for you and just real quick couple of announcements in january. We're going to go to buy weekly episodes so you got a week in between it's fine. I mean fabio releases eight episodes of the mandalorian a year in people. Don't give shit true if you listen to podcasts on a regular your backlogged anyway you know you are. Yeah we're just making it easier for you and it gives us time to actually think about what we're going to do and maybe give you some better episodes. Also we can give you some real cool little shorts every now and then some interesting stuff that's You can have fun with that. Look forward to listening to some of a ramblings that aren't just lists you know absolutely also on the pod fix network. They have a separate channel called pod fix presents they're gonna start putting out more original content on their mandate. We're going to be on there somewhere. We'll be on there. I don't know what we're going to be doing what we'll be doing something. Come back anthony's coming back. Chris devices on the docket. We got Keith from pop up film speaking papa film cast because it is Monday the twentieth twenty-first. Monday the twenty. First twelve days pop-ups wrapping up in a couple of days. If you're listening to this money if it's passed christmas than fuck you missed it. Go to twitter at pop-up foam cast. They're doing a giveaway in celebration of this. They have got crazy prizes. He had to get another bigger box but we sent him shit So you get p. Three stuff if you're a podcasters. They're given away like Lake hosting with pod bean. They dare blowing the mugs and just all kinds of crazy random stuff. Go to the official tweet on pop up film cast and sheer it and re tweet it. And whatever you do on twitter with the twits and the tweets and such yes go winsome stuff man. It's christmas time they're doing. They're giving it away on the day after christmas. I dunno 'cause it's not going to get there before christmas. So just win you somethin'. Go in with your go in with your buddies and split it. I don't know when it and then give it away again and then you get listen stuff is stuff. it's free. You don't know if i don't wanna talk about it is that you won't you don't know if you'll have a job tomorrow. Wins shit then you could sell it off later if you need to all right enough plugs. What do you got that. You wanna tell the fine people. This week of christmas twenty twenty. Just you know what. I've been telling people. Just try and enjoy your christmas. I know you a lot of us are not going to be near family. Think this is the first time in like ten years. That won't be spending christmas day with my family. Altogether grouped up And even before then you know the only reason we were apart were for you know other travel reasons or whatever so this it's going to be different for everybody you know Don't let it get you down trying. Keep your spirits up. Do zoom meeting You know give your give you folks a call give you people call and You know just be make the best out of it. That's all i'm saying doesn't have to be the worst. Just try something new. Maybe start new traditions or some shit. Thanks everybody for listening until next time. We will talk to you then. Merry christmas. everybody mary grynbaum. Thanks for tuning in to this episode of the perfect package. Podcast visit us online at p. Three show dot com. Perfect package is part of the pod fix network and produced by ditka besa until next time. I'm keith kramer. And this is the perfect package podcast. This was a podcast of the pod. Fix network you can check out. More shows like it at podvig network dot com. 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#032 - Resenhando Unidade Bsica

SUSCAST

34:01 min | 3 months ago

#032 - Resenhando Unidade Bsica

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Idiot Sedition (feat. Josh Geltzer, Jon Vander Pol)

The Daily Beans

1:17:19 hr | 6 months ago

Idiot Sedition (feat. Josh Geltzer, Jon Vander Pol)

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The inspector general blasts the department of veterans affairs handling of a sexual assault report an update on former florida department of health employees. Rebecca jones's story after police raided her home with guns drawn. Facebook is being sued for antitrust violations. Ted cruz offers to argue the texas election law suit of the spring court and an inside look why. Republicans are not opposing. Trump's idiots edition. I'm your host ag. Hey everybody Big show for you today. I'll be speaking with producer writer director. John van de poll about his documentary about his trump supporting family And how to bridge that. Divide if you're into it. I'll also be chatting with former department of justice. Official white house aide now law professor at georgetown working at the security josh. Geld sir. we're going to be talking about that texas lawsuit and of course it's friday. We'll have amy career here for the good news later in the show. And today we have are happy hour patrons on zoom so if you want to become a patron of the show and you get the these episodes ad free as a patron if access to our zoom. happy hours. we're going to be doing one On christmas is it christmas eve christmas day. Let me check that It looks like christmas day the night of and then. Also we're gonna be having one thursday night new year's eve You'll also get book club. Episodes bonus content. You get these. You get daily beans episodes of the night before they come out. You get my research notes. Personal research notes. It's all kinds of stuff for just three bucks so had to patriot dot com slash miller. She wrote if you want to join up there. We have a lot of headlines to get to so. Let's hit the high notes hot notes. Okay the lead story. Today is that pfizer's cove in nineteen vaccine passed a critical milestone today. Thursday when a panel of experts formally recommended that the fda authorized the vaccine. The agency is likely to do so within days not weeks but days now and that will give healthcare workers nursing home residents first priority to begin receiving the first shots That's going to be early next week. The fda's vaccine advisory panel composed of independent scientific infectious disease. Doctors and statisticians voted seventeen to four with one member of standing in favor of emergency authorization for people sixteen and so this vaccine will not be for people under the age of sixteen with rare exceptions. The fda fall the advice of its advisory panel. So this will probably go through with a formal blessing. The nation finally began to slow the spread of the virus just as infections and deaths surge reaching a record of more than three thousand daily deaths on wednesday. And it looks like it's going to be continuing. The food and drug administration is expected to grant an emergency youth or authorization on saturday. That's according to people familiar with the agency's planning though. They cautioned that last minute. Legal or bureaucratic could push the announcement to sunday or later. The initial shipment of six point four million doses will leave warehouses within twenty four hours of being cleared by the fda. that's according to federal officials and about half of those doses will be sent across the country while the other half will be reserved for the initial recipients to receive their second doses about three weeks later and from politico today the centers for disease control and prevention director. Robert redfield instructed staff to delete an email from a trump political appointee seeking control over the agency scientific reports on the pandemic according to a senior. Cdc official who told congressional investigators. This week i'm willing to bet that trump political appointee was none other than caputo that he's now out of the cdc he was Put in as comms director In health and human services. I believe I think that's probably who it was. Red fields apparent instruction was revealed on monday during a closed-door interview with house subcommittee who was investigating the white house's corona virus response which includes the trump administration's interference at the federal public health agency. The cdn it came following an august eighth emails by paul alexander who was then the scientific adviser health and human services. Spokesperson michael caputo. Oh i was right. I should read my own scripts aiming to water down the cd's famed morbidity and mortality weekly reports to align with trump's to downplay the virus which we know he's been doing since february since we got those woodward tapes today biden said he will tap former obama. Chief of staff denis mcdonough to run the department of veterans affairs mcdonagh is not a veteran and this ripples through veterans service organizations today there were multiple qualified veterans being considered for this job including murphy. Who would have been the agency's first gb to q. Secretary and tammy duckworth of course was being considered for that position as well buddha. Judge to but i think he's going to be the ambassador to china. I have to look that up. I don't want to misquote myself. actually. I wouldn't be quoting myself but i don't want to have false information. Let's see here. Buddha judge ambassador doodoo do china. I was right okay. So that's going on in the in the department of veterans affairs and i am As a former employee and as veterans disabled veteran. I really think it's important to have a veteran who has gotten and received care at the department of veterans affairs and has had a claim go through the veterans benefits administration to head the agency. I'm a little confused by this pick understands. He's he's a good guy but Somebody really needs to understand how the va functions. It's going to be critical to see who biden. Pixes the deputy secretary of the department of veterans affairs Because there's already a high learning curve and to have a non veteran there just doesn't make sense to me but in a related story after a nearly yearlong investigation veterans affairs investigators. The inspector general failed to confirm explosive charges at secretary. Robert wilkie led a criminal campaign to discredit a veteran who reported sexual assault at a department medical center. And we do have a trigger warning here. We might be talking a little bit about that assault but investigators still blasted senior leadership for working to attack critics rather than pursue reforms. Quote the tone set by secretary wilkie was at minimum unprofessional and at worst provided the basis for senior officials to put out information to national reporters to questioned the credibility and background of the veteran who filed a sexual assault complaint. This is according to the report from the va. I g wilkie called the report findings off base and politically motivated. Saying that facts fully vindicate his leadership team handling of the incident. The he says quote the could not identify a single instance in which via employees violated any regulation or policy so apparently his policy is that. It's cool to try to discredit somebody who's filing sexual assault report. He also blasted. The report is more dedicated to scoring political points and improving department a dynamic that has defined the inspector general's conduct throughout this investigation. It's pretty unheard of by the way to hear a secretary of agency go after that agency's inspector general like this. The controversy stems from the department's handling of a sexual assault complaint in september of twenty nineteen from a navy. Reservist named goldstein. That's a staffer of the house. veterans affairs committee. She reported being groped and verbally abused by a male veteran while she was in a public area of the washington. Dc medical center turns out the brand new cameras were installed right there. That would have caught. The whole thing weren't functioning. Lawmakers demanded an independent investigation and reforms to the departments sexual misconduct prevention policies wilkie at the time promise to allow the i g to conduct an independent investigation but disputed assertions that va policies. Were at the heart of the problem. In february inspector general closed its investigation into gold signs accusations saying they could not confirm or disprove them. Response wilkie sent a letter to the congressional committee lamenting that. The unsubstantiated claims hurt public confidence in the department last month. Former deputy secretary of the va. James byrne who was fired suddenly in february publicly. Alleged that willkie viewed goldstein's accusations as a political fight and worked behind the scenes to spread rumors to discredit her Wilkie also lacked candor when he told the i g that he did not conspire texas republican dan crenshaw as part of that discredit campaign that he was running and we have quite an update on rebecca jones. Story if you remember. She was a form of former florida department of health employees. That was fired. For refusing to falsify cova numbers on the department of health's website so she launched her own site from home and continued to keep people updated on the correct numbers this week. A warrant was issued by a brand new baby judge. By the way the first warrant he ever issued and her home was raided by cops with their guns drawn while her children there and they confiscated her equipment allegedly illegally hacked a messaging service to send the department of health employees a message to tell them and urge them to speak truth to power and tell the truth about the real covert numbers. It turns out that wasn't her and access to that system was actually available to the public on the department of health website. So i hope she sues to santa's from the police into the ground and the federal trade commission and more than forty states have accused facebook on wednesday of buying up its rivals to illegally quash competition and they called for the deals to be unwound escalating regulators battle against the biggest tech companies in a way that could remake the social media industry federal and state regulators are both parties who investigated the company for more than eighteen months said in a separate lawsuit to facebook's purchases especially of instagram for a billion dollars in two thousand twelve and what's app for nineteen billion two years later eliminated competition that would have one day. Challenge to companies dominance since those deals instagram and whatsapp have skyrocketed in popularity giving facebook control over three of the world's most popular social media and messaging apps the applications have helped catapult facebook from a company started in a college dorm room. Sixteen years ago to an internet powerhouse. Valued at more than eight hundred billion dollars. The lawsuits filed in the us district. The district of columbia underscore the growing bipartisan in international. Soon nami against big tech. Lawmakers and regulators have zeroed in on the grip that facebook google amazon and apple maintain on commerce electronic social networking searching online advertising and remaking the nation's economy in a hearing before the house judiciary committee last july zuckerberg was confronted with emails from around the time of the acquisition of instagram and whatsapp. That showed facebook. The facebook founder zuckerberg saw the companies as competition and a threat zuckerberg says that the acquisitions have not reduced competition and the emails were taken out of context. I'm sure he was just talking about something else. And from the new york times last week. Allies president trump accused republican leaders in pennsylvania of being cowards and liars and letting america down mr trump himself called top republicans in the general assembly in his crusade to twist the arms of officials in three states to reverse the election. The pennsylvania lawmakers told the president. They had no power to convene a special session to address grievances but they also rewarded his efforts on friday. The state house speaker and majority leader joined hard-right colleagues whom they had earlier resisted and called on congress. Congress to reject reject biden's eighty-one thousand vote victory in pennsylvania the extraordinary intervention by the president willingness of top party leaders to abet his effort to subvert the election all this demonstrates how trump sway over elected republicans is likely to endure even after he leaves office. And how false claims of a rigged. Vote me inflame the party base for years to come. That's the plan always has been. That was the plan in two thousand sixteen if he lost courts across. The country have summarily thrown out. Mr trump's claims of a stolen election but sixty four republicans in the general assembly signed a letter last week urging pennsylvania's congressional delegation to reject the state's electoral college votes for biden kim ward the republican majority leader the pennsylvania senate said the president had called her to declare there was fraud in the voting. But she said she had not been shown the letter to congress which was pulled together hastily before its release and asked if she would have signed it. She indicated that republican base expected party leaders to back trump's claims or face its wrath. She said if i would say to you. I don't wanna do it. I'd get my house bombed tonight. That's the threat. It reminds me of what now. Judge gleeson john grayson then prosecutor gleason told weisman andrew weissmann about gaudy about the gotti thing. He's like we've got this in the bag when it comes to evidence where we could lose the case is if the jury is afraid or somebody interferes or refuses to cooperate. Yeah despite that more than one hundred house. Republicans on thursday signed an amicus brief in support of the texas lawsuit aimed at overturning. The election results for georgia michigan pennsylvania and wisconsin the brief quote the brief presents our concern as members of congress shared by untold millions of their constituents that the unconstitutional irregularities involved in the twenty twenty presidential election cast doubt upon its outcome in the integrity of the american system of elections outgoing republican. Study committee chairman. Mike johnson one of trump's closest allies in the house having served on his impeachment defense team helped lead the effort to garner support from his. Gop colleagues for the brief johnson is joining the gop leadership team in the new congress other key. Republicans who signed the brief includes steve scalise. Jim jordan Andy biggs from arizona. He's the chair of the freedom caucus and jim banks from indiana. The incoming republican study committee chairman house minority leader kevin mccarthy another top trump. elliot's not among the signatories allies skis. Me neither is. Gop conference chairwoman. Liz cheney mccarthy twice declined to comment to reporters thursday when directly asked if he supported the texas lawsuit probably because he thinks he's house will get bombed. The electoral college meets monday to cast their votes with congress. Slated to vote on certifying. The results january. Sixth it is tradition at the outgoing vice president. Read those results. That would be pence gore. Did it fun. Bush took over biden. Did it in two thousand and sixteen. So let's see if pence does it and we'll see what happens when congress is supposed to vote on certifying that vote and stick around next. I'm going to be joined by josh pelzer. 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I'm joined by former. Doj lawyer in the national security division former white house. Deputy legal adviser to the national security council executive editor security and law professor at georgetown. Josh galster john welcome. How do you have time to even speak with me with all that going on. It's going to be the best part of my day. I can tell already. It's great to talk to you again. And i have been dying to talk to you about this texas lawsuit. I don't even know what to call it. Lawsuit seems like a stretch Tell us a little bit about it. This is from texas and seventeen other attorneys general. All from red states have joined and trump himself has joined with some errors in his filing. What are they what. I can't even figure out what the basis of their legal opposition is to the the vote tallies in these four states. I think you're not alone in struggling to find a legal theory here rather than and a political statement spread of disinformation. But if i try to stand it up as best i can. The claim is that in four states that went for president elect biden. There were voting irregularities. We would just call that allegations of voter fraud. And moreover that was somehow enabled facilitated exacerbated by changes made to how voting was conducted in twenty twenty that texas and those supporting texas in the suit. are arguing violates the constitution because it was not done specifically and holy and in every last detail by the legislatures of those four states. So you package up this idea of irregularities and fraud with the idea of somehow actors within the states acting in ways contrary to their constitutionally assigned roles and all of that is now being dumped on the steps of the us supreme court as a hail. Mary or if there's something even more distant than a hail mary attempt to do what's ultimately overturning. The popular will of america's voters. But okay what. What does texas argue gives it standing to file this lawsuit. I mean i've seen so many things turned down for standing like this. You aren't the right person to sue for this i don't i kind of don't understand. Like maybe disenfranchised voter Might be able to to file a lawsuit about not having their vote counted We saw that in one of the pennsylvania cases. I think where you know where the the to voters felt that their bow. No it was michigan. Maybe they felt like they didn't get a chance to cure their ballots and instead of having their ballots cared. They wanted to have everyone. Else's ballots uncured But what gives texas standing anything. They argue not much in reality. But here's what they argue. What they argue. At least as as best i can present. It is that being part of country. In which a a president and the vice president have been on texas as rendering improperly put into office creates the sort of specific harm to state of texas that is necessary to overcome the article three of the constitutional requirement of there being standing. Now that's not a standing argument. They can point to any. Us supreme court case to vindicate is understanding argument. That many people think is accurate. But at least as i read their briefing say they are harmed by fellow states states who sovereignty my point out texas in particular is often the first to to pay homage to but nonetheless here they say the states right. That's right should those states should be barred from having the the will of their own state's voters carried out at least as currently formulated because it would harm the state of texas in what that yields at the national level for for leadership. And just one more thing. I might add before you even get to standing your listeners. Might be wondering. How is this going directly to the to the supreme court. I mean a lot of us. Kind of mocked president trump earlier when he indicated he bringing election grievance to the supreme court and the answer is there is in the constitution one of two categories of original jurisdiction in other words where you can start your case in the supreme court. One of those categories is when a state susan other state. The idea country's founding being that supreme court would offer something of a neutral forum for that rather than one state or the other getting a home field advantage in its own courts. But just because you can ask the supreme court to hear a case like that does not mean court needs to and indeed it declines to so before we even get to a ruling that i think would would fall prey to standing and a bunch of other threshold problems for for for texas as a plaintiff clear. Indeed i would say it's unlikely that supreme court will entertain this as lawsuit in the first place. Yeah i've heard about latches and ted cruz. But i it i mean. The constitution gives states the rights to run their election. The way they want to. That's right we have this system of federalism that means various things but in the election context it means that states play a very large role in administering elections that are in fact state elections in park. Right we all have. We see state election choices on the ballot when we when we vote but they also have federal election choices on them and to the extent. There's there's a coherent constitutional theory here. It's one on which there was some debate before election day because it began to kind of folk up its head in some opinions or statements by particular justices are subsets of justices regarding some of the litigation that folks brought to the supreme court often on an emergency posture before election day. And there's a debate here over this notion of what it means for the legislature to be the one to set the rules within a state to carry out elections including federal elections. And you and. I've talked about this before i am of the view and i think other share this view that the supreme court has basically resolved this question. They've told us in an earlier case that when the constitution says legislature here it means state lawmaking process so just as in many areas of the law. State legislatures will set rules that state executives than need to implement stay courts that need to interpret. Because that's kind of how law works but whatever the exact batteries of this doctrine might prove to be the. This is a terrible terrible way to bring to the court because the idea of overturning a bunch of states results after there's been voting after certification after federal safe harbor day is passed that that runs headlong into a bunch of of legal doctrines. It's been brought up ted cruz. He's offered and trump has accepted for him to argue this supreme court. I have a feeling the only reason ted cruz offered is because he knows he won't have to and he's just pandering to the trump base. I mean that's kind of what i feel like. He's like yeah absolutely. I'll help you build a snowman. Hell it just seems disingenuous. It really does seem unlikely that this is going to yield actual oral arguments in the supreme court and so whatever may be motivating that offer. It seems unlikely that it's one that will that will ultimately come to fruition and the supreme court and it's fresh in many people's minds at twenty years ago decided a case that we all knew would be outcome determinative for a federal election but i can't emphasize strongly enough how different bush versus gore is from this case. I mean first of all the lay of the land. Delay the country. That point was that. A very small number of votes astonishingly small number would be the difference makers in one state. The state of florida that itself would be the difference maker for the country as a whole and while many of us have used as to who was right and who is wrong and some of the the complex legal questions that went to the court in that case the court woman came out five four so they're obviously differing views there. That is a far far cry from this effort by one st supported by one candidate and supported by a number of other states to tell four states that the votes they administered and that had been litigated extensively in state and federal courts. Within those states somehow those votes should not be counted and the supreme court should be the one to halt all of that. That's really interesting and scream court in one case Where they just refuse to hear Refused to hear the case already now Just a couple of. I've some speculation here. I was wondering what your thoughts are. First of all. It seems to me like paxton. Who's the attorney general in texas. It seems this feels like a quid. Pro quo to me. This feels like he's angling for pardon like be like he's filing this lawsuit that has absolutely no chance to appease this president and then also you know i'm i'm kind of wondering if because i'm pretty sure that the supreme court will just not hear this case we might see it just another one liner without any opinions attached. Just no but trump could turn on his own script supreme court and that wouldn't that be interesting. I mean it does seem like in the way. President talks about court talks about the justices. He nominated in particular. That trump has some sense that they are the air to do. His will and all of us are entitled to agree or disagree with particular rulings particular cases particular votes by particular justices. But i i feel very strongly that none of the nine justices view their jobs their constitutional responsibilities that way they are not there to do donald trump's bidding their do their to do law as best they see it in any particular case and that is a wide gulf between him and frankly the rule of law the federal judiciary the gulf we saw even in his campaign. I don't mean in twenty twenty. I mean back in two thousand fifteen twenty sixteen in the way. He talked about judges and regrettably. It's essentially a rhetorical assault. He's waged on the judiciary ever since so. I do think that he just thinks about courts differently. And really out of staff with with the american tradition of viewing places that are not just extensions of politics of political power of rhetoric. And in this case of the spread of misinformation but instead they are places that that the play different functions that he actually claims based on actual facts and actual law and those are just not on on donald trump side in this day aren't and we'll see what happens. I think i have a feeling What's going to happen and and and you know come back and speak to us after that Although i don't think any of us will be surprised. Thanks so much. Josh belcher for joining me today always a pleasure to join you. Thanks so much everybody stay with us. We have writer director and producer. Jon vanderhall right after this. Stay with us. Everybody it's ag with podcast is brought by plush care. Everything is so crazy and uncertain right now puts things in perspective and it reminds us that our health is the most important thing and despite everything that's going on it still crucial to be able to see your doctor when you're not feeling well that's why he's plush care push care. 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Yeah it's really great to talk to you and put a face to the name. I know everyone's just listening to audio. But it's a great to connect. The twitter community has been one of the things. That's kept me sane. In the last four years i think and so it's really nice to have you know done podcast like this or actually met in person you know before kobe and other things with with a bunch of people. It's it's been special to meet people and be part of that. Yeah it is quite a community and a very powerful and welcoming one as well so. I'm glad to have you here today. And i wanted to talk to you about this documentary That was brought to my attention on twitter and again it's called american times. Tell us a little bit about what this documentary is about. And what prompted you to create it. So i've always been a political junkie news junkie my whole life. I remember election night. Nineteen eighty when. I was seven years old. You know i mean obviously. I didn't have much context but i remember seeing the returns and all that and just kind of intrigued by it and you know through most of my life you know through some good times and bad times or whatever it still seem like it was able to sort of keep the train on the tracks you know and then like a lot of people in twenty sixteen it just i mean i i. It's not really hyperbole exaggeration to say i almost had a mental breakdown. I mean i just lost it. I was just not even election day. I before that. I don't know i just had a gut feeling that he was gonna win. And that indian. Just even if he hadn't won it was just such a bitter. You know just such a broken times you know. It has been for five years now. And so i needed to do something with that And and as a documentary filmmaker. Oh and then let me let me back up to You know the truth. Is that probably on the back of a napkin mass here. I don't know for sure. But i would probably eighty percent of the people on blood related to you know my aunts uncles cousins Voted for trump. You know. I come to western farm family. You know And i would. I would hazard a guess in the eighty percent range of the people that i'm related to voted for him so then there was that too. I was furious. I'd anyone wanna see him anymore. For just you know beside myself. I think a lot of people can empathize and relate to that too and so i decided while you know. I have this ability to make documentaries and passion for it and and so this seems like What i should do the way to work through it at my own process and hopefully you know others can see it and you know get something from it too. And so that's what i did. Yeah and it's it's really interesting. Because i've noticed i had the same thing right when one twenty sixteen happened. I have to do something. I kind of felt the historic nature of the moment and then especially when the special counsel was appointed which is why we started the podcast about the muller investigation. It's like a purpose right. Because i've always been a news junkie too. I remember nineteen eighty. And if i remember correctly i was same age as you if i remember correctly back then the on the electoral map the democrats were read. If i if. I'm remembering that correctly. I think you might be right. I don't remember that that part. But i think you you might be nothing there. Yeah i could be totally wrong. I want one of the listeners of this program will send me a correction if i am but i remember there being a flip somewhere like it's blue now. Okay but you know. We needed to do something i needed to do. Something i needed purpose and it seems like you had that too and i've noticed that in our community that we were talking about at the top When we first started having this discussion just a mere minutes ago. Which in this time can seem like years In this community we have so many people who have relatives that are trump supporters. And don't quite know how to cope with that or grieve. It's almost a grieving process Because you know we have this chosen family that we've picked up along the way and this community of support but you you know you still have your family family and a lot of people are dealing with that and and i think that that's something that's you know why it's so important that you had decided to make this film a documentary because you know. How do we cope with that. How do we bridge those gaps. How do we have those conversations. So can you talk a little bit about sort of what this documentary looks like and what people can expect from it. Yeah so not just Blood relatives of course. That's really deep people that have known us your whole life and you've known them but i i have friends that live in very progressive places right california places and they say well. I don't even know any trump voters. And i say you know what i bet you of your kids. Favorite teachers are your kids favorite soccer coach piano teacher or something you you do. You just don't know like we all love people who voted for trump. I think there's very few people who silo is so complete that they don't have people that they deeply care about that voted for trump and that hurts And so how do we deal with that. And so So that's i. I started by the way i'm an only child. I'm i'm an emt j. type personality. So i can be very night. You and i have a lot in common. a ha- only two percent of americans are emt jays. just the least common myers briggs personality type. And that's probably good. Because i am. I am one of them We are the field. Marshal's we are the leaders of leaders. And we're very pushy and stubborn and steve jobs e. So i'm i'm pretty exactly and they're in the downside of it there's upsides to of course ooh but i'm very acutely where the downside where you sort of can just sort of impulsivity. Just bring down the hammer right end. Just start tell people exactly why and where they're wrong and at end up hurting people right and it's So there was a lot of that you know for me in two thousand sixteen and beyond where the fuhrer the fury just came out. You know In unproductive ways for myself and others And so So what i did initially was. Go talk to some some people who are real masters of sort of Non violent communication. Or you know difficult conversations. We're having with people where there's a real disagreements. Um so the very first interview i did was with. Daryl davis He's the black man who has over last thirty forty years as befriended dozens of members of the kkk. And got him to leave an amazing story so again whenever anybody says to me oh forget it can't be done you know you're wasting your time like it's just a waste at point on. I say look if he can do it. I mean we all can't we're not he's exceptional human being. He's a master of this. We're all you know. Vast majority of us are never gonna get close to where he's at but it's something to it know that it's possible to get beyond this You know These deep divisions and the way he does it is he just shows up and and has one on one conversations and he shows them empathy and respect and it's almost like a trick in a way where they don't they're they're just human nature is if somebody shows you one on one kindness and empathy and respect you. Kind of just reciprocate. It takes a really really broken person not to kind of just instinctively reciprocate that and then so then they these kkk members. Start to you know. realize hey this guy's a good guy he's our that's the thing is ultimately it is based on ignorance. And he's showing them. Hey you know just just through his humanity power example. Kind of you know Bringing down the walls of that ignorance though so he was amazing And then i went and talked with robert gonzales who marsha rosenberg kind of created. This this psychological tool Philosophy called non violent communication Which is actually. It's a real practical set of tools. It's not just a sort of a high minded philosophy or whatever. It's very practical set of tools that you can use in any conflict whether it's You know you're a muslim wife having an issue or a you know a siblings or or whether it's the west bank or rwanda or something where you know where there's been real you know violence amongst cultures and stuff It you can use the same tools And so we talked. Robert got some advice from him and some other subscription peachy leaning who's the former white supremacist. Who helps to believe that. Were i was gonna bring. I was going to bring that one up because the you know. That's also got to be very difficult. Approach to for a for a former neo. Nazi white supremacist. To speak to current members of people you know people who are on the top thirty list at the southern poverty law center for white supremacy. Get them to leave and sort of way. you know. sort of have that that empathy. That conversation and i know we've had Former republican former trump supporter. David weissman on this show who who was reached out to sarah silverman on twitter with kindness shown kindness and now and became a warrant supporter now full on biden supporter full on democrat and he is revealing overtime on twitter showing some of his tweets and then talking deconstructing them and talking about how how things are different now for him and and what sort of made him come to those realizations. It's really it's it's it's impressive. One on one kindness empathy and kindness and respect conversations. Is how the work is done. You know it's a that's what these all all these people say that's all Darrow christian robert on and on. It's not done mass wholesale. It's done through one on one conversations with empathy and respect so and i always say to like yeah so it is a slow change right however theoretically let's just say there were three hundred twenty million people in the country whatever give or take. Let's just say there's one hundred sixty million trump supporters in one hundred sixty million biden supporters right for for rough math. Even though it's the long road to change theoretically we could all we can have this Start this know. Be quite a ways down the journey by tomorrow. If all if everybody just sat down and had one one on one conversation with somebody who voted for the other side we could be already doing. This work can make progress by tomorrow and it doesn't mean by the way the want to be very clear on this. We don't you don't have to your values or we're not normalizing the racism in all these terrible things. We're just having a one on. We're just acknowledging that this person who is exhibiting behavior that we don't agree with is still a human being you know. So it's it's we're not normalizing the behavior or the negative aspects that we are just just sitting down and having a one on one conversation human being human being well. It's almost like a cult membership right And and so you know when we looked at the nexium caught for example there were people that were drawn into it that became evil people and then there were people that were drawn into it that did not and were able to escape for lack of a better term. But i do. I do need to i. I would be remiss. If i didn't bring up the fact that there are many who aren't ready to or able to reach out and have these discussions or frankly just don't want to. I think we need to respect that. Wish as well. There's a lot of you know we've we've sort of been in abusive relationship for the past four or five years and so i think we also need to respect. There are some folks who either don't want to aren't comfortable shouldn't have to And will not for example. And i think we need to respect that too. It's it's it's kind of you know. I don't want to say that you know it's it's only people who have this ability to have those discussions and reach across to to these folks that are exceptional people They run the gamut. And i do respect that. Some simply aren't ready or willing to do that. If that under percent absolutely You know i am a educated white male. Right came from a family that loved me. The only reason i was in the crosshairs of maga you know on the bed guys list or whatever on their from their side is because i'm bleeding heart progressive other than that. I check off all the boxes of all the things that they support right. So i understand that. A lot of people who felt much more personally attacked by trump and his supporters. And we're actually hurt. Or disinfect. I a hundred percent understanding an amphitheater support for them in their not wanting to engage in. And go there. You know as far as starting dialogue with trump supporters to everyone you know should only do with their comper within. It's not like i'm great at it. either i get. I'm still furious and get angry at the stuff all the time too but the reality is know again. Eighty percent of my blood relatives voted for trump might direct next door neighbors who love my daughter and are so my daughter loves on there so you know they're nice people. They voted for trump. I don't want to excommunicate these people out of my life you know. So what do we do see. That's that's hard for me because you know know for first of all. I say we can't we i. It's hard it. it's it's it's hard. It's disingenuous to yell at people to to scream at them that they need to change that. Their views are wrong but then give them no space to do so when they want to come over But on the other side. I there's a large part of me that has given up talking to to trump supporters. Just given up on it. Because it's i feel like an especially in the age of social media. You only get so far and you know you talk about the non violent communication and let's be clear here that doesn't mean like not punching people. It's it's it's a way of speaking to folks. I don't have that i haven't mastered that and and so for me. It's been personally sort of required to just to actually communicate those folks from from my sphere to to to move the negativity out. But you know it's for those who are interested in learning those techniques. I think that this documentary is just absolutely fascinating and Anyone who's interested in watching it. Can you let folks know where they can find this. Yeah so all the. There's so i started out with the idea to make it a feature length documentary. I made one feature length before called exported from michigan You know ninety minute range And they ended up deciding to break this one up into into short episodes is just it's just more Contemporary way people consume stuff right. So it's it's thirteen short episodes. They're all free at american times film dot com and You know we've gotten really good response. i've had at this point. I don't even know three or four dozen people. At least you know tell me that episodes moved him to tears and they're just so you know happy to You know they've taken the time to check it out and got real value from it. And so i feel really Humble grateful that. I had the opportunity to make this and to to make this part of my contribution to get in through all of this You know nobody told me. Am i film that that they were moved to tears. I for dozens and dozens of times. You know people really move by and so Feels good that people are getting something from it. Yeah and for me for something. I'm not able to do or not willing to do to see others. That are is is quite moving. And i encourage. If anybody's you know. I encourage people to to check this out. So thank you so much for joining us today. Writer producer director of the documentaries called american times journey for madness to forgiveness john. Vander poets been excellent talking to you. Thank you you really appreciate it. Everybody stick around. We'll be right back with the good news. Everybody it's ag for the daily beans. Ms portion the podcast is brought to you by ashqelon incredible company providing the best in connected fitness at an affordable price. That's the key to guys like me. Like i said before i you know. The gyms are closed. I need to work out has to be fun. And engaging new and exciting you need to check out echelon echelon knows. There's no substitute for the rush of endorphins and the feeling of blissful accomplishment from a good workout so the folks at ashkelon pride themselves on able to keep you healthy and active so you can achieve your fitness goals and enjoy doing it at the same time. Their services amazing one echelon membership. Let's up to five household members. Receive all the benefits. 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Check them out at echelon fit dot com today. All right. Everybody welcome back. It's time for the good news and it's friday so that means shira is what's up amy caro- in hawaii. How are you. Oh aloha aloha. This is shira aloha edition. I am living my perfectly aloha life. I have to say for someone who has not travelled at all during this pandemic. I have traveled a lot for work mostly just to canada and then hawaii because my husband is a guest starring on Magnum pi. and. I'm having life just just like take out like eating takeout going to the beach where nobody else's i'm just really. I'm i'm bringing the sunshine. His all. I gotta stay. Well things bringing it to us mahalo. Let's do these. Good news confessions corrections. This is going to be fun. is the wrap up for the end of the week. Don't forget at four pm today. We have our four. pm pacific time not hawaii. I'm pacific time. We'll have our. We have our happy hour. So that'll be fun to you. Have to be patron to do that. I gave earlier in the show. I gave the information on how to do that. But you can do it at daly's pod dot com and Patriots dot com schmo. She wrote however you wanna do it and let's kick this off. I'm going to kick it off with a an entry here from kim pronouns. She and her. Kim says hi ladies. I've been a huge fan since hearing. Ag on trump cast in two thousand eighteen during the pandemic. The daily beans has been my go-to podcasts for the news. And i always look forward to the confessions and the good news. Well today. i've got some of my own good news to share. But let me give you a little background i. I'm a professional classical singer kit. I use yes. I used to spend anywhere from two to four weeks a month on the road. Traveling around the world singing with pro choral ensembles and doing concert. Soloist work crews that as us cova cases began to swell in mid march. My first gig was cancelled by april. First every gig for the foreseeable future has been suspended or cancelled by june experts. Were projecting that our industry would likely not return to normal until twenty twenty three at the earliest. This was devastating. His was on so many levels. I felt like a career. I had worked so hard to cultivate and import my heart and soul into was over in a heartbeat over the summer. I participated in occasional online video project with those projects. Were usually more frustrating than satisfying paid very little in august. I got an email that one of the on sambas icing with wanted to do a bubble style project. I i was going to turn it down. I mean doing a gig with eighteen singers during pandemic or the crazy. Their safety protocols looked adequate. But how do you enforce the rules. And do i trust the other singers to follow them. I decided to risk it. Going off. Of what i know about my kind singers tend to be extra illness. Adverse djerma foes during normal time let alone a pandemic yet. Last time i checked lung damage is not on any singers wishlist. The riskiest part of the trip would likely have been the travel and boy was i write. The airports were full of unmasked idiots and busy enough. That social distancing was pretty much impossible. Also why are the airlines. Still serving snacks on the plane. Can we not give people a reason to take off their masks. When we're sandwiched in like sardines in a middle to being flown across the continent. I agree flung excuse me flung across the continent. I think we made it to boston from boston to tucson safely. After ten days of quarantine multiple brain pokes i was able to spend four glorious weeks doing my favorite superspreader activity in two thousand eight days. We performed twenty two outdoor socially distance concerts and recorded for different concert programs to be streamed online some of my favorite moments included writing postcards to voters with my fellow singers on our rehearsal. Breaks listening to the daily beans with my roommates on our long drives to phoenix for recording sessions. Where we'd flip the bird and yell fuck you at any driver. Sporting news gross obnoxious trump flags which was unfortunately a regular occurrence and hosting a bavarian themed. Dinner party for my fellow singers since new contact with anyone. Outside of our bubble it was amazing to be able to let down her hair. And pretend for one night we are back to normal times drinking and eating together and saying goodbye with a hug however the best moment of all came three weeks in on three weeks in on one day were recorded. Handel's messiah cut. That's a hard one on our way to phoenix. We heard the good news. That biden had one. I've never sung the hallelujah chorus more joyfully. If you have any handle fans out there or anyone generally interested in supporting the arts have included a link to the concert video below which just dropped this weekend. It's available through christmas december twenty fifth. The link will be in the listener links portion of the newsletter. And you will. You will get to hear the most joyous honolulu louis chorus everson. Wow that's so great. I remember doing community choir of korla on sambol winners. We did a we handel's messiah. I sang soprano. I murdered my voice that you have video evidence. I wanna hear this or tape or something. No no no evidence. I'm sure someone can dig it up. Some of our internet slew. The ins can figure it out. But that's the That's the beauty of being an alto. Is that you can sing. Soprano and i was like i'm going to give it. A shot. seems hard it it was yes but you know but what the at least soprano you can sing along to the melody. Most of the time i feel like auto parts are always harder because you have to sing harmony and if you're not you don't have a great year then that that can be hard. Yeah or if you don't rem use it yeah it can be true But this is so great. I love this and it's perfect for the holiday season and for tax. She sent her cockatiel punch. Oh an avid mozart fan brownie points to anyone who could name the tune and we'll have that link in the letter to so thank you so much. What a great story. What what wonderful news. I love that. I would love. Love love to hear kim saying with her fellow. Choir mates okay next step. Anonymous pronounced him. Dear beings queens so excited to finally right into the podcast. I live in toronto canada and have been working for my country's top national news broadcaster as a graphic designer. I started five years ago just before trump was elected and made it a goal of mine to stay until the cheeto was removed from office. Oh man it has been a long grueling period to say the least. I understand the emotional and mental stress. You all go through each day and your crusade to keep the public armed with accurate and truthful information you all deserve nobel peace prize or a pulitzer to say the least. I began searching for new job knowing that the big baby was going to be voted out and i'm happy to announce that i recently found one. I will begin teaching fulltime woo as a college professor at a school at the school. I graduated from and i couldn't be happier. I feel proud knowing that. I've done my best to keep my country. Well informed. thanks to the pod always been able to point out very detailed specific facts. Some of my colleagues have missed when reporting on american politics and gained some respect from the writers. I will do my best to take the enthusiasm you all. You've all instilled in your listeners. Each day and bring that forward to my classroom. Lord knows i'm going to be a very dramatic and outgoing teacher. Incredulous that good job call. Congratulations and thank you for sticking by. Yes so i've often thought about teaching. Oh you'd be a great teacher. You'd be the cool teacher teaching some college. I'd be like all right fucking. Listen you ready for this shit feelings you're syllable like in your syllabus. There will be like a mandatory like a requirement of at least five bucks per paper. Yeah and also. I would put easter eggs in the syllabus. Just to make sure people would read it. That's the problem here. That's you're like no pants. fridays. How's that i'm good for an pants. Fridays especially at zoom. I mean you know. Why not. I i remember i thought for my My oral dissertation defense. I was on vacation in. Hawaii was the only time they could schedule my My gosh and up top. I had a suit on. But on the bottom i had a bikini bottom in a rainbow to two and like gogo like blue glitter gogo boots up to my thighs and so that was my way. I had to give you so much confidence like truly that would just make you feel so. It's already said to like nerve wracking but also like exciting moment and you just. I'm fooling all the y'all bitches if you only do you have any questions about the physical at the department of veterans affairs and lawyer. Do you love it. Especially since one of my data sets was corrupt so i couldn't have any findings so it was pretty. There's just no findings. Sorry sorry thank you want to see my booth. Look these are my boots from power girl costume at comecon. Eat it all right. Next up from lauren pronouns. She and her hello lovely ladies. This is good news. Follow up a few weeks ago. Potentially seven years ago. Time as we right now i rode my puppy got attacked and almost died but miraculously survived. Well update he not only survived. But he's doing so well and almost back to normal less than two months after the attack is a lot of scars. But his hair's growing back in most places and you know what covers up scars and areas. Where hair hasn't come back. Why a wonderful christmas sweater. Which is exactly what he wore in his holiday pixar's and every day since because he growls at me if i tried to take it off. Oh he loves it. So attached are his very handsome holiday photos for your enjoyment. He looks like someone in a hostage video. But i swear he had fun. Maybe peed on the fake snow. Look at his face. He actually looks really happy. I think in all my god the one in the box the last one. It's too cute. Oh my guy there's ice overload an adorable little toes you'd be. I'm so glad that he's doing well. And what i love about. It is. he's like this. Is my armor like my christmas sweater. It makes me warm and like i feel more competent in it and i just totally by being. I love how i love it. We growls when you try to take them. And i can hear the little time. The smaller dog ground. I used to have this pekinese. And we'll try to take me toy away from him he would snort ming. It was just adorable. It does eyeballs that. Go like three hundred sixty degrees around. Oh my gosh well. That's super cute love it. Thanks for sharing that. The next one is from sherry pronouns. She her and thanks for the thoughtful discussion on pronounce sherry rights. Greetings so much good news i. I have become a patron saint sagan muslim second. The two tiny kittens we adopted this summer are now well on their way to becoming full outhouse tears and are perfecting their christmas tree scaling skills but most importantly this weekend my husband will be bringing his mom from florida to are huge new us old house in kansas. I know topeka hasn't been so bad and we were informed yesterday that we had an offer on our old place in south carolina so we will all be together this christmas for which. I am very grateful. My pet tax is attached leonardo antonio two of the eight indoor and four outdoor cats in my life and my standard poodles zeus ten years old and apollo two years old being just them. Apollo is the grey blue dog. That's tony snuggling with zeus on the couch. Thanks so much for making twenty twenty much less horrible with your wits. Laughs generous spirit and solid information. I i have so many questions. Okay cat in a tree. I know twelve cats. I have so many. Because she provide the dozen right to rather dozen. Then there's zeus there and then and then and oh my sitting on top of the other poodle see. That's the energy i want. Oh the red velvet blanket. Oh yeah on the two orange kitties eight wait. I have a question cats. And i guess i have one every week now because unfortunately i'm highly allergic to cats and makes so sad getting allergy shots. Hopefully in five years i cannot have a cat but until then so what. W