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The Jim Ross Report
"dolph ziggler" Discussed on The Jim Ross Report
"First time, he said to me, I changed my plans. And you're not in them. And you'll be you'll be out of here in 30 days. Of course I had a 90 day out in my contract, so I brought that up and you didn't make him happy. But I got paid for it 90 days to 30. But hell, I had no job. You're not in my plans. I'm making plans to change and you're not in my plans or something on the slides. That's a hell of a thing to hear on the morning. You drive back home and tell little jam as well. Here we go again, honey. Buckle up. I don't know what's going to happen next, but we got each other. And luckily for she and I both say to save money and she had a child, she was a flight attendant, make a couple bucks. So, but there again couldn't Dodge that bullet. Right. And I think probably Vince just could tell Ricky. I changed my mind. Right. I want to go a different way. Some talents are one of Ricky's Spock and started making an argument that he's too oatmeal. You see plain. I would never say that because I think he was an asset. Sometimes you got to look beyond certain things to determine one's value to your company. You know, and I thought that when I hired Mick Foley, you want a guy that's going to be good in the locker room that could help some of the younger guys make adjustments in adapt. And certainly a guy like Ricky steamboat is a value. To have in any locker room, then now dinner now. I must say then now and forever, but you know what I'm saying? I know that you said it perfectly. Vince would tell us if he was here. I changed my mind. Right. But thinking behind those words, I'm going to make a little bit of an analogy here, so humor me. Okay. I thought years ago, when Dolph Ziggler cashed in, the money in the bank, the night after WrestleMania, and beat Alberto Del Rio. It's one of the loudest pops I've ever heard. And I think that was like ten years ago. And fairly quickly afterwards, he had a concussion, and he was on the shelf for a bit. And it felt like they never put him in that same spot again. He never got that same opportunity again. And I remember people at the time saying, maybe Vince thinks he's injury prone. Maybe Vince doesn't think he can rely on him. He can count on him. And if you go back here to 1987, on the heels of what everyone is saying is the greatest match in WWF history. And he's the Victor, and he's the champion, and he's trying to grow Vince being he more than ever on the heels of WrestleMania three. They're taking out full two page spreads in industry trades, trying to sell arena business because they want to not, hey, if we can do one show, why not too, if we can do two, why not three? If we can do three, why not four? So he's trying to zigzag the entire country. And when one of his quote unquote pillars that he's built all this equity in this match and now the championship says I need to take some time off, it makes me think maybe Vince thought he's not reliable. Do you think that whole injury prone not reliable thing is something Vince really feels? Well, it's a good convenient excuse. Okay. Quite frankly. I don't know. I don't know how I can't thank for how it felt, but it would be scary, but to be able to do that. Yeah. I don't know, man. Bookers have used the same small assortment of excuses since the day I got in the business in 1974. And it's just their creative flexibilities that they create for themselves. Right. And sometimes you got to have a reason. Because remember, you're not just communicating with steamboat here. You're communicating with the entire roster. If this can happen to steamboat, then why can't it happen to me? Touch scenario. So. It's just one of those short lists of or change the plans. I'm going to have a heel champion. I want to discuss hot. We're going to get him all these hot. I want to go there. Whatever. There's a million stories. I've heard them all. But steamboat just fell out of grace for this, and I'm not sure exactly why. And let's just perceived that the champion asking for time off of all things to be with this newborn son is unacceptable. And I know most people are not going to agree with that because I don't agree with it either. Right. You always wanted a talent to come from home from home back to work in a better frame of mind than they left. Return to the locker room, positive, rested, excited to be there, et cetera, et cetera. And so you give if you give them that opportunity to do that and to keep their home life positive, you're much better off. Much better off in the long haul. It may mean booking and mad men TV, it may necessitate change, but in any event, that's the way to go. You got to give guys time to regenerate. And that's why I think AEW in the long haul is going to do really what it really well. Cause our schedule is conducive to wrestlers that have made some money or are making money, making good money as a matter of fact here at AEW. And, you know, they're just a day a week. Now you got to travel. So there's these factor that in, which I conveniently do for my own body. But finally, the house on Tuesday mornings are Tuesdays, and I get back home on Thursdays. That's my week. Right. And I embrace that schedule. I'm thankful for it. It's a good deal. So if it works for me at 71 years of age, it sure as hell ought to work for some of these young dudes that are tanning and wetting their hair and getting more tattoos and things of that nature. We can take time out of their tattoo schedule to be able to be home, train, and Paul run and I worked Sunday as we do every Sunday, on the book. The next book is working title JR 50, but I don't know if that's going to be it or not. Everybody's got an opinion. He found everybody gets in the Booker's room. Why don't we call it this? Why don't we call up that? So, but Paul and I were talking about that and
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Brock and Roman Reigns. Our sound guy must be from New Jersey. Right. Then he says, we want your name written down. You're the next one out the door. That was a great one. Yeah, I know. And once again, Heyman does an amazing job selling the main event of SummerSlam. Ruin that party. Rock. Lesnar. When we all undertaker was drinking one and all at WrestleMania. That party. When drugs was running around with all the hustle oil to your respect, who took him to suplex city and burst out bubble rock. It'll never get away. Who is he? Who is he promoting in this shop? Well, I didn't have it, but when he first said it, he was like, Brock. Lesnar. Talking about John Cena to remind me when he did John Cena's theme last year. So after a great promo, they decide to ruin it with more theory theory theory. And now that Vince has gone, can all these people get their fucking names back, especially theories first name. Right. Because how is your name theory? Right. So theory said the same shit he's been saying, so Roman invites him to the ring and owns him pretty hard. Here's some words of wisdom for you theory. I want you to start looking around. I want you to analyze this situation here. You understand? Your daddy's not here anymore. And theory should be like, you should talk to him. Exactly. Right. You were his first love. You are his boy. You're the champ. Right. You've been the champ. You're double champion. 600 days? What is it now? Well, it's going to be 700 on raw. So that's going to be quite the celebration. Wow. Yeah. So theory cash is in on it. Oh, sure. So the crowd Chan's daddy's gone and who's your daddy and Roman says, if he keeps messing up, the tribal chief's gonna be his daddy. He keeps getting cheers and rain still careful. 'cause no one likes theory. Right. He tells theory, I run the garden now and he walks away from him and then Jey Uso smacks theory in the back, so theory hits him with the briefcase. However, Roman doesn't retaliate doesn't give a shit. Well, they'll get back at him later. The bloodline leaves. We go to commercial. And when we come back, the ring announcer is like ladies and gentlemen, the money in the bank holder and the youngest United States champion of all time. Yeah, what's that? Theory. It's like, oh yeah, no. Yeah, we know. He was there before commercial. Right. And he starts talking, but he's interrupted by our first. Drew McIntyre. Hey, that guy. And I imagine pretty soon Triple H might just be like, no more of this. Or a ray draft or something, 'cause he really didn't care this week. We have theory versus Drew McIntyre. And this was a pretty good match, but it was like ten minutes, but it ends in DQ because Seamus. Ridge hollins. Wow. And Butch. Huh? They run out and attack drew. Yeah. Lashley, then runs out to make the save. Sure. Remember that Lashley McIntyre feud? Yes. No, you're not supposed to. Say no. They've always been best Friends forever. Yeah, we're best Friends. They stand tall, they hug they kiss. They jerk. Wow. And then theory teases hitting them with the briefcase, then he runs away. And then later, they do the meme in real life. Right. That one. The epic handshake from predator. You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. And the universe explodes. So when we come back from commercial, proving that Vince is still riding the show. Right. We have Seamus in theory versus McIntyre and Lashley. No. Fuck. Butch and Holland get involved so the ref ejects them. Drew got hyped up mid match and started shaking the ropes like ultimate warrior. But in the end, theory set up Lashley for the ATL, but then he saw Dolph Ziggler watching ringside. And 30 seconds before that, the audience is looking over at him. Right. And they don't show him and we're like, oh, it's something happening. Yeah. It did a fan, rushed the ring or something. But no, we see Dolph Ziggler, and that distracts theory and Lashley makes theory tap to the hurt lock. Yeah. The maybe theory caches in and wins. Because who's the first jobber when you have a new champion? Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler. It should have been me. Yeah. Very true. Yeah. After the match theory gets double superkicked by The Usos on the stage, and then Roman comes out, places the briefcase on theories chess and tells him if you're going to cash in on Saturday, make sure you bring this. Make the right decision. So there you go. Backstage ziegler tells Kevin Patrick that theory needs to be taught a lesson. And then A.J. Styles walks up and says, I appreciate what you're doing and then finally welcome back. Welcome back. Alpha academy walks up and they challenge them to attack team match and they accept. So let me get this straight. Ziggler's trying to feud with theory. Stalking him, basically. Sucking him. Are they going to fight? What's going on? But now ziegler and AJ are in a tag team maybe. Sure. But off the face. Boom means a face. What? For no reason. And also no Robert Roode, let's hope to God. That Triple H is saving rude for something great. He has his robe he goes, hey Bobby. Bobby, by the way, your name's Bobby again. Yeah. Put this robot on. Cody Rhodes comes back and carries Cody Rhodes comes back in January. He's like, hey, I'm ready to win the rumble. Triple H was like, there's always a plan B and then rude. Oh my God. DDT is him. Hey, I need you to go take care of a problem in NXT called breaker. Right? Oh my God, imagine stables just come back. Oh my God. And imagine Triple H is just leads a stable of guys, Johnny Gargano, Ciampa, Owens, Friends, Owens, rude. All in suits all with titles. People come out of the back. You're like, what? Like, Adam Cole, Samoa Joe, they're all back. Right. This causes their contract. I said, no, if Vince has ever not in charge, I can go back to WWE. Correct. Triple H, you have to sign it. Triple Triple H calls Samoa Joe's like, hey Joe, are you tired of doing Ring of Honor shows? Right. You're not even on AW. Yeah. Come on back. Yeah. God, crush your fingers. We're working ourselves so hard right now.
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Your big toe. So have fun living with that the rest of your fucking life. Rest of your 30 climb. Hey, I only talk shit to football because they talk shit. They were celebrating like they won the fucking Super Bowl. Yeah. 'cause they beat a couple of fucking white guys. All right. Fan questions. All right. Alan kimmitt, Vince, I want you to go out and super kick theory. That's the end of the match. It's also Ziggler. Why? What's the story behind it? Vince, we're working out next week. Oh, the week after. This is such good shit. What's the story? Right. Who am I? And who are you? Get the fuck out of my building. Unless you want to suck my cock. Oh, there's Vince. 7 million of you, Dolph Ziggler. 7 million. 7 million. Oh, God. We're gonna find out Stephanie. Bobby, the more sorry damn, so today I was talking to my friend from the UK, told her I was a wrestling fan and she goes, oh, my ex is partner made it pretty big. And I say, oh, what's his name? And she goes, Pete Dunne. Oh. My ex's partner? Interesting. Not my ex. My ex partner. Business partner? That's true. I don't know. I don't know. Jake baker, would you rather this is the easiest would you rather of all time? Sleep with any female wrestler you want, but you have to yell bust a nut when you finish. I always do that anyway. Yeah, right. What's new here? Or when the prediction title at the next pay per view, but then never win it again. Oh no. Yeah, come on. Hold on. Let me fix that. Yeah. The first thing. Right. Or always win the prediction title for the rest of the time we have the prediction title. Correct. And I still choose the first one. I'll still fuck them. Give two shits. Bust a nut. I can adjust it again. I'm done. You fuck Liv, or whoever, and you never nut, and then she's like, I'm done here. I gotta go. Oh. Or you win the prediction title for the rest of the time. You're still inside of her Eric. He's still banged her. He's still banged her. And then shoes she leaves, you can just finish yourself. And then you get a cool nickname, like no net pisano. Yeah. Wait a minute, I'm gonna change it again. She watches you jerk off and laughs at you while you're jerking off. Oh, that's all you get? Or when the prediction time. All right, but the prediction title. Then she'll see it, maybe you want to help. You have to eat one dog turd. For a one in a thousand chance to fuck Liv Morgan. Or the prediction title, I'm going to one in a thousand. Do I get to put ranch on that dog turn? Is it like one of those dried up? I'll get through it. I got a stomach full of white dog crap and you lay this shit on me. Yeah, I think we'll let Jim. Well, did you win? No. I hated that last one. I think we'll let Jake keep doing the wood she rather. Fine. Funny dog shit. Those others I'm fine with. Joe's band from would you rather? Zachary can't believe the only thing they have for styles has been is he should have been the one to challenge reigns at SummerSlam thoughts. I mean, sure. Why not? Brian, there's a line of 13 year olds, each one gets to punch you in the face once. Oh God. For every punch you take, you get $5000. How many punches are you taking? As many as I can take. How many? So I'm passed out. That's 5 grand. Yeah. 5 grand per 13 year old punch. Are they like football players? Are they three? Were they like me? Are they football players? Are they me at 13? Right. Right. I'll take them. Like 98 pounds. 13 year olds. I'll make a $1 million taking a punch from 13 year old Joe pisano. Yeah? Just keep going, dude. The result, anything yet. Is it a 13 year old Brock Lesnar, then maybe just one? 5 grand, one time. 5 grand. And when I wake up in a week, I'll enjoy it. Yeah. Bill Cummings convincing man survive as head of creative, the company with the constant stream of alligators. We were talking about that earlier. I think at one point the company's just like, you can be a forced oral sex and there's nothing. Right. There's nothing in it. Right. It's gotta be something worse. Once it's investigated and they find it. It's gotta be like full on rape. No, he'll be gone. Yeah. Once they investigate it and they go, hey Vince you gotta step down. And he'll kill still in the company because no, he'll just go full NWO Vince and fucking. And just poison everything. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. With point. No, you've been doing it for ten years. Yeah. Right. So we have our own brand of NDA forms now. Omar, oh come on guys, y'all know I was watching the final episode of Breaking Bad followed by the new episode of Better Call Saul. All I gotta say is wow, wow, wow, Eric slammed in. Wow, wow wow. Wow. That's probably for the other podcast. Omar. Uh oh, Hollywood hogshead podcast. I don't take credit for the wow wow, but I love to use it. No. Yeah. Jason klaver, Judgment Day, have been a disaster. New members to help fix this. Oh, okay. Okay. Dominic Mysterio. Not. Yeah. Xavier Woods, Tommaso Ciampa, Kevin Owens. Xavier Woods to run it, maybe. Tommaso Ciampa. Just some fix it. I wouldn't want any of my people, this sucks now. Yeah. Kevin Owens wouldn't make sense. No. I mean, Ciampa is maybe not Gotham. I don't think it's fixable at this point. You got rid of the leader. I'll choose doll. That's the big reveal. The market's more land. I got the MJF ha ha, comedy bullshit on the soundboard after weeks of asking. Now it's time you fucking Mark. Has got to go on so many perfect opportunities. Yeah, I gotta he's not wrong. I have to fix Kyrie and Balor, somehow those files got deleted, so now I have to fucking replace find those again or replace them. I say replace them. Kyrie's been put him in his already in the Hall of Fame. What's your place? Let's really put her in the Hall of Fame. The soundboard Hall of Fame. Mills, push fire Barry, assuming Cody Rhodes or The Rock is winning the rumble, the Royal Rumble runner up. Royal Rumble. Or how about like we how about it's push for a berry like people just to win the rumble if it's not going to be them too. Montez Ford riddle, Braun breaker. Riddle. Push riddle. I would push forward to win the rumble this coming year, like in 6 months. I think riddle, I think riddle would be the next guy up. I love what we're doing right now. What about Bron breaker, fire him? Yeah. Have ordon when the title and then riddle Orton at mania, they could sell that. That fire breaker. I don't think. Yeah, he's not ready in the rumble. He's already. JT pizzani, you have to choose one to watch on lube for 24 hours locked in a room. Maximum male models, runway shoot. Lacey Evans, cutting life story promos. And. Asuka and Shinsuke cutting promos together and I could definitely go crazy. I would almost rather do the models. You know what I mean? Like I would go crazy dude, how long was it? 24 hours. Of just them. No. Nope. So Lacey Evans because you could jerk off as she cries about being abused. Probably abused that edge. Oh, God. Mile high mark missed wrestling last night. My wife gave birth to our first child, the beautiful baby boy. So another future Patreon member in the making. Hell yeah. Congratulations. Sign them up now. Exactly. Show them all that. Wrestler did you name your son after? Right. All right. No, yeah. Start him early. Maybe you're going to open a bank account for his college fund. Start that first Patreon. Get him started early. Yeah. Anyways, do you think theory has a successful cash in? I don't think so I still don't get the hype around
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"I'm gonna go warm up and I'll see you out there, bro you already watched. Fun fact, he already watched the Stranger Things. He called it the Stranger Things. I already watched the Stranger Things. Yeah. Right. Last year's favorite show. Also, you didn't go into detail on it, but theory goes up to Seth. And he's like, hey man, since you had the most successful cash in ever, maybe you could give me some advice is this like what would they get? What? What the fuck was that? She didn't accept the plotting on how to get the briefcase from theory. Absolutely. Let's do it. Let's show it. Keep your Friends close. Your enemies. Then at least haven't been like, yeah, I'll tell you what to do with that briefcase. That's too obvious. We were giving complaining about that. But if that's going to happen, then why even have theory win the briefcase in the first? Of course. The first case. JBL, get your gender. The first place. I don't know. The oldest thing, it was just the dumbest thing ever, but so halfway into this match, the music hits. And it's Dolph Ziggler. His old music. Right. And he's in a suit and Corey graves deals. He's back. He's like, well, he was back three weeks ago with rude and kind of been around. They ran away from omas. Been around as a dog. Yeah. So Lashley tackles Rollins with a barricade. Theory pins riddle puts his feet on the ropes, but Ziggler pushes them off. Yeah, yeah. Do we have do we have a button for me? I don't even know what this means. Their face Ziggler? But what? Why? So then rolling to give theory a match at SummerSlam. Oh, right. Oh, sure, sure, sure. Double triple threat. Now feeding with madcap on SmackDown. Seth Rollins is involved. Fatal four way. Fatal 5 way. Fatal 5 way. For the U.S. title. And the case. Riddle hits the theory with an RKO for the win. After the match. Ziegler lays out theory with a superkick and the show ends with ziegler, like in all of his glory. In the middle of the ring. Yeah. And my question is, will Ziggler even be on raw next week, Joe? How much money you want to pet here? I literally say no. Say I want to I saw that fear in his eyes. Yeah. It's got to be raw or TV. Right, Brian SmackDown. I'm so excited. What should I say do it? Do it. Don't be a pussy do it do it. Don't do it. Yes. Dollar bet. He has to be happy, which means there's no way you can. Come on, Andrew. Give me a layup. What's your cost me my final dollar? I mean, I think he will, but there's still a decent chance that Vince just forgets about all of this. Because what do you do? What does ziegler have anything to do with this? Right. What the fuck does ziegler do? Corey said he's back. Yeah, he's back. He gets the final shot of the show. Right. What is this? What's happening at SummerSlam? Yeah. Super bro Saturday. What is this? And the doors locked. The shirt's too small, Billy. Dude, their T-shirt too tight. We have no idea what's going on. SmackDown opens on Friday, Goldberg. They're just like, fuck off. What? I don't understand. And I'm back. I have no idea what they're doing. I don't get it. No. I don't understand. All right, well, let's see what happened. I'm intrigued by ziegler, but where's root? Where's Bobby Roode? Right, right. He was with him a few weeks ago. No, no. Why is he gone again? Uh oh, almost. All right. Well, anyways. Let's get to awards. Yeah. Buttigieg for worst dressed. I had the CGI Usos. Oh my God. That's really good. All right, Michael Cole, 'cause he's in the ring, get the fuck out of there, Cole. I'm gonna go with Rhonda and her weird eye makeup again. Okay. Okay. Let's do a SmackDown blue. Yeah, best dressed. I Becky, Becky was, yeah, Becky. Super 8. Smoking hot. Super hot, live was hot. Yeah, I went with Liv. Yeah, okay. Okay. Oh, what? You had Becky Joe? Liv, I'll live. Worst acting. I Lacey Evans. Oh God. That was really bad. I'm gonna change it to that. Hold on. Did you have before? I had Rousey. She was rousing was bad and it's gonna win the worst later. So let's give it to Lacey. Right, right, right. All right, Lee, we'll give it to lacy. Best acting on a Paul Heyman. That's easy. Yeah, come on. Sweet but easily. There's no Kevin Owens right now. Right. You know, there isn't even a part on raw where Seth Rollins was like, is he Ezekiel is your lias? I don't care. And it was like, all right, I guess this is on hold for now. Worst comments. See more butts. Yeah. I had Rousey going. We're in tejas, Texas, Fort Worth. Y'all know where you are. What? What the fuck are you talking about? Wow, you know where you are. And then she laughs like, I fucked up. Yeah, yeah. I had an Italian shut up. It was blame. Yeah, yeah. Best comments that thing that the way that Paul Heyman published. Even rant. Yeah. Everything Heyman said. Especially the goat of all goats. When he went crazy to Brock, that was the best part. I liked how we called him the beast layer 'cause that was sets thing. Yeah. Worst match. Nat, Natalya versus Rhonda. Yeah, I had the Viking raiders versus gender and shanky. Fucking garbage. Oh God. Yeah, let's go with that. Viking raiders versus because it was all just based around shanky dancing. That was the match. Correct. Super slo-mo, the 6 man tag on brah. So it has to be that. That's a lot. And then ray Balor? Yeah, I guess. Ray Balor. Would you say? Ray and valor. Yeah, what about Shinsuke Ludwig? It was actually pretty decent match. It was all right. But something. I mean, I'm more excited that he's gonna fight Walter. But yeah, rain dollar wasn't bad. It was good. And it had an ending. There wasn't like a roll up or DQ or some bullshit. We're smooth.
What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"I wasn't buying that he actually was a member. Right. I thought this was all going to be a ruse to allow Liv in styles to attack them from exactly. But then when I rewatched this segment, Corey graves was like, I don't buy it. I don't think Balor's really gonna join them. And if I heard that the first time that I would have known that, oh, okay, here he is. 100%. Yeah. So Barry gets in the ring, he shakes edge's hand and he's like, finally, I can see clearly. The Rain is gone. Get it? I can see clearly. Now, on this day. Yeah. So priest tells edge, you were one of the best competitors of all time. And that's why I was easy for Rhea and I had to join you into this journey of darkness. Come again? Journey of darkness. Proving this was written by a 5 year old. He says you taught us to get rid of any limitations that was holding us back. Right. We are ready to shed the last bit of limitation that is only us back, which is you. Huh? What? I think you should still put that sound. Yeah. So Balor priest and Ripley proceed to take edge out and beat the shit on. Balor gives him the coup de grace, priest puts him through the announce table, Balor puts edge and the cross face with the bar from the chair over his mouth. 'cause edge does that. And then priest gives edge the concerto. So to recap, priests and Ripley, who are losing every week, they got with edge. Yeah. Then they were winning every single match they had. They decided, let's go with Finn Balor, who got pinned by edge the night before. Yes. We're gonna go with him and fuck you edge. Yeah. Edge beat Balor. You were there. You saw it. You seat it. It would have been one thing if edge lost the match, right? At Hell in a Cell. But he clearly made a mistake, Balor pinned edge. Yeah, and then priests and Ripley were like, um, well, we weren't, this is what we signed up for. Right. No, not even that. No, he won. Edge one, edge, fucking won the match. How is he holding you back? Right. And what is he holding you back from? Yeah. It's not like there's anything you can do. When they're coming out, I'm like, you know, Romans gone. He's holding both belts hostage, like fucking Brock Lesnar. Right. At least when Brock had it, there was at least another belt. I'm like, this could be a good stable. Give edge the WWE Championship. Give riv bleed the raw women's championship. Even though he sucks, give priests the United States championship, and then you have a cool stable that has all the belts on raw. Right. And you can still do the SmackDown thing where The Usos and Roman Reigns have all those belts too. Yeah. Who cares? Right. But you could have done something with the Judgment Day. You could have done anything. It was still in its infancy. You had nowhere else to go, but up with this shit. Right. And go back to Balor was sought a place. And he's still smiling the entire time. I'm like, oh, you're a heel. And he's still smiling. Right. Like he's a baby face. Yeah. Go back to the nation of domination. They added The Rock. And he was with them for a while. Eventually he took over. You could have done something like that. Where it's like a fucking long con or something. Yeah. We're Balor eventually takes the stable over. No, he takes the state over immediately. As he joins, he's the new leader. Yeah. Why is he the lead? Edge is been in a situation like that before where gangrel kicked out him and Christian and got the hardy boys. Right. Like, so I don't know. Maybe edge wasn't feeling this. I don't know. I don't know. 'cause when he turned heel on A.J. Styles and concerto idea edge and I was like, hey man, you guys just made that the most like the most wanted match of WrestleMania in like one little segment that was great and then he responded eventually he was like thanks man still working out this new character. It's fun and exciting. Maybe not or maybe was it just Vince McMahon, you know, doing poison. Just decided he didn't like this anymore. He wanted edge to be a baby face. Is it because Cody Rhodes is injured that they needed a new top baby face? I mean, but to throw this away after three months, right, is just terrible. It is. And I DMed after this segment and I'm worried that maybe he actually is hurt because he hasn't responded to my DM yet. So I'm worried he might actually be injured. To not respond to me, I know. It's been crazy. It's been 24 hours. Wait, have you checked already? Have you checked lately? Wait, hold on, let me see. All right, get in there. No, he still hasn't responded. No? Wait, hold on. Oh, nope. Still just my butt Y I thought the stable was working. Yeah. He probably won't reply to that one, but still. Hey, maybe he'll follow me again since he's not a heel anymore. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he'll leave the company and finally come on our podcast. Maybe, maybe. But yeah, one of her fans tweeted, well, I guess we're gonna see the Judgment Day versus rated RK bro oh my God. Rated RK bro. Well, they would need a third member. Well, when Orton comes back, yeah, but they would still need a third guy. Oh, you mean Judgment Day? Judgment Day. Right. That's true. Are you just up Ripley in the match? And she only gets offense and never gets hurt once. Because you can't hurt girl. Right. I don't know. Even though she could beat up a lot of these, including Finn Balor. Yeah. Next up, we have Cedric Alexander versus omos, omos wins in 5 seconds. After the match, the music hits and Dolph Ziggler comes out. And Robert Roode comes out. Yeah, they return to raw. Kevin Patrick starts to interview them, but MVP takes offense to them stealing their spotlight. So Ziggler superkicks MVP and then rudin ziegler run away from omos. So basically, rudin ziegler faces now, sure, which I guess rude working as a babyface in a house shows recently was true. Yeah. But basically this means that ziegler will job to omos. Okay. And then rude will drop to omas. Uh oh. And then rudin ziegler will job to omas. Right. And then they're gone. And then they're gone. And then they're gone again. So enjoy the next three weeks. Yeah, I've rude and ziegler because you know, they're big enough stars that they could be participants in the money in the bank match. For the men, totally. But no, they'll just job to omos. Yeah. They're probably going to be stupid enough to put omos in the money in the bank. Oh my God. And he's going to be like ladder. What do you mean? And he just grabs it. Right. Fuck. Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing that. That's going to be fucking terrible. Yeah. You think they're going to have 6 people or 8 people this year? I don't care. Next up, we have Otis. Oh, they're going to have, I don't care. They're going to do it on top of the Titan tower again. Yeah. Through Rey Mysterio to his death analysis. Yeah. Alice or black did actually die though, so you did. Next up, we have Otis versus.
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"In theory in there, you're like, does it have break it in the chamber? I'm gonna be the greatest undertaker. I invented the jam. No, Sean, you want to you won the one. The first hell is out. Yes, that too. I won the first Royal Rumble. No. Nope. The first WrestleMania. Nope. Oh, no, actually. You've lost so many. Yeah. Almost all of them, almost. You're like 5 and 12. So next up we have Dolph Ziggler versus Angelo Dawkins, Dawkins wins with his finisher. Yeah. Jesus. It looks like Ziggler is headed to NXT to job to Braun breaker. Really? Yeah. WWE, digital exclusive. No, he did it backstage, interview, and Sarah Schreiber was like, let me read you this tweet from Braun breaker and breaker like shit on ziegler and ziegler's like maybe I'll go to NXT and take his title. God, oh boy. Is it happening right now? Probably. It's probably happening right. Yeah, right. Now he's got the dirty dog music, too. Yeah, exactly. Next up we have a promo from an up and coming superstar. You know, he might be showing up at some point. Okay. His name is vir mahan. Oh, yeah. Wow. Bottom right? Yeah. I mean, basically, yeah. Like how they act like he never was on raw before. Yeah. Like, he was on raw with Mahal and chicky. I've heard he's had a problem with coming. He has, you know, he really has. Yeah. He should really see a doctor, but so he can finally, you know, yes. Yeah. But they play the prom he's like, I've been biting my time. It's like since October, it's four months now. Come on. And then at the end, he's like soon. I will come. Well, he said, I'll strike, but come better. Soon I will come. Yeah. Okay. I thought the rumble. I went all in on beer. Yeah, I picked him the win. You wanted him. You wanted him to come so hard. I thought he would have the most eliminations, not A.J. Styles. And you had him eliminating Johnny Knoxville. I did, yeah. 'cause, you know, why not? And Knoxville had zero poor guy. Yeah. The Bad Bunny had three, I think. Yes. All right. Next up, we have riddle versus Chad Gable in a scooter race. They have to do 50 laps around the arena, but then there's a finish line next to the ring. How does that work? Aaliyah can tell us. Oh, yeah. Okay, sure. I mean. Yeah. How does that work? 50 laps, but then the finish line is by the ring. That doesn't make any sense. No. And then our truth waves a checkered flag to start the race. And I'm not sure if that was a joke they did on purpose or not. You don't know these days. Watch the race, a green flag starts, but it's like, oh, do they know or they just are they just stupid? Yes. Yes to all. Yes, do all. Yeah. So they go back to this a few times, data broke into me to play fighting as they scooted by. And then riddle's.
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"The navy for the Nazis during World War II. Aaliyah. So I imagine they're not going to be using this name anymore. Matt now that they know. Hey, Vince, I know you really like that name Guthrie stark, but we found out that, you know, he was a Nazi. Oh. Yeah. And then the last thing I have is sunny, AKA Tammy the stitch. Oh. Was arrested last Thursday for allegedly threatening to kill her intimate partner with a pair of scissors for intimate partner. Yeah, that's what the cops used. Poor guy. Cop says that an officer witnessed the incident and added that stitch appeared to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Sitch was booked on three criminal charges, including possessing a weapon for unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. And apparently the incident was caught on the cops dash cam, so we might see video at some point of this whole thing. That would be amazing. And let's also not forget that stitch was released from prison just this past July of last year after being in prison for over a year. So she just got out and now she's going back. You gotta love it. Gotta love it. Jesus. You got anything? No, I don't. Rumor time. Rumors. Kevin Owens wins back the universal title? Maybe. Bellar club to finally get a second member? Brock Lesnar willingly works a full schedule. Next year's WrestleMania will be in Saudi Arabia? All right, so fight for reported that Cody Rhodes is currently a free agent and is working in AEW without a contract. What? Saying he's also not currently under contract as an EVP either. Yeah. Come on. And this sparked rumors that suggested roads will appear in the Royal Rumble, which I feel is dumb because I'm sure Tony Khan would want roads in the rumble even more, so if he was signed with AW correct. But then on Tuesday, Dave Meltzer tweeted Cody Rhodes will be on dynamite tomorrow night. Well, I run down to Mike. Live on dynamite. He will not be in the Royal Rumble, nor will John Moxley, and everyone's like no shit, and then CM Punk replied to Meltzer saying, working on my calendar and my in the rumble. But he didn't mention Jericho. No, he did not. Meltzer also claimed that AW sources were avoiding him so he said either it's true, and they're all mad it's out, or it's the work and they don't want to lie to me. It's neither. It's neither Dave. Jesus. So he so highly. I don't want to lie to you, Dave, 'cause you're so respected. Yeah, God. But no, it could be a work. People are saying maybe it's a work and that's like the excuse Cody we'll use to go after the world championship in AEW. You know. So we'll see. But I mean, that Dolph Ziggler said that a couple years ago that he was working without a contract, like it was just a handshake deal with Vince. So who knows? Yeah. Hand job deal. But I doubt Cody would want to go back to WWE. No, I'm not. You know. I get to book my own shit here. I book myself as this amazing superstar. I mean, I am. Yeah. If I go back to WWE, Vince is gonna be like, just gonna hand me two markers and be like, go ahead. Pay your face, start up. I said, paint it damn it. Or fear will paint it for you. Yeah. Yikes. 5 for a reporter that after 7 long years Corey graves has been cleared to wrestle again. Yeah. We have seen recent videos of him training in the ring and he did briefly win the 24/7 championship before getting rolled up. So like, you know, he has to take that roll up. Yeah. But I don't know if Vince is gonna let him wrestle. Right. He's like Vince probably loves him on commentary. All right, guys. It's gonna be like the Samoa Joe thing. Sorry. You're cleared. We have to stay in common. Fuck you. All right, we can get the Corey graves Byron saxton match that everyone's been claiming for. Yeah, yeah. Well, I remember years ago there was there was a rumble where Jerry Lawler was on commentary and then his music played as one of the entrance for the rumble and he literally took off his jacket and he had his ring gear on. And went in there and made it immediately. Bret Hart immediately coordinated it. Yes. So I thought that would be something called for him to do. Did you maybe I'll do that one year too? Maybe. His number was called and he got up and he went in. Also, fightful says that lita was in talks with AEW last year for a possible match with Britt baker at all out. Wow, but they couldn't come to an agreement. Son of a bitch. Yeah. Wow. 'cause she wasn't Matt Hardy, not there at all. Right. Oh, that's funny. They're like, but yeah, I mean, that would have been good for Brit baker. Oh, that's her in the issue right now with her title run is she said there's nobody. Really? No. No one to fight. Yeah. And then this is my favorite rumor wrestling new dot CEO has reported that Vince McMahon Vince McMahon has given up on pushing Finn Balor. Oh, breaking news from the year 2017. Crazy. I just thought that was funny. Yeah. Like, yeah, no fucking shit. It's like a throwback Thursday thing. Right, right, yeah. Time hop. So that's all I got. Yeah. Trivia time. Hey. Oh, trivia. Here we go. Here we go. All right, so it's just bottom right. Huh, yeah. Who are you? Oh, okay. All right, you get one guess each, so once you guess you're done. All right. Well, so just make sure you know it first. I was the first ever entrant. In the first ever Royal Rumble, okay, first ever entrant. I am a 7 time world champion. I am in. The WWE Hall of Fame. I won the Royal Rumble with someone else. I was a Lex Luger. Oh, that is incorrect..
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"What this is going. I get it. Cedric and tell him what to reform The Hurt Business. They want MVP to tell us that it's a good idea to reform The Hurt Business. Centric thinks that by beating me up, maybe they can convince somebody to text Lashley. That is a good idea to refund The Hurt Business. Let's just give them all this. Centric make you one of the rings. Let's bring them out and let's have a little Matt shower. Come on, let's just get this done. Fantastic. Kevin Kevin, Kevin. Yeah. Welcome back, buddy. Welcome back. That new contract where that new contract where it says no one writes for me anymore. Yeah. I like it. He's like, before I sign this Vince, I just want to let you know in 2022, it's gonna be me, and then hopefully cross your fingers. So we have KO versus Cedric. He gives Cedric a pop up power bomb like the ones he used to do, which are like really great, right? And then he hit him with a stunner for the win. And then after the match, Shelton got in the ring and he also took a stunner, so. You know what you could do with Owens? You really honestly can keep him a heel. 'cause he's great as a heel. He wins the rumble and that's his face turn because the whole crowd will freaking heat it up. Of course. That's his face turn. Then go after rains or I mean, but I think he's already the anti face. So, but we'd rather see him beat rains. I don't know if they'd let that happen or whatever. You know? Yeah. Or even heel in. I don't care. I just, yeah. I'll take a day one win at this point. Sure. Sure, sure, sure. Anything. I'll take it. But this was like, this was like a baby baby face ish moment for him because he was double teamed and he beat up the two hurt business jobbers, but yeah. Next up, we have a video package for Liv Morgan and Becky Lynch's feud 'cause neither of them were there. And this was introduced by Mike Rome in the ring for some reason. He's like, hey, everyone, please. Your attention on the big screen. Here we're going to take a close look at the rivalry between Becky Lynch and Liv Morgan. It's like, when did they do this? Right. And that rivalries only like a month and a half old. Yeah. To make it sound like they've been fighting for months in years. Right. But once again, they're trying to make us think that lives gonna win. Yeah. So those sons of bitches. I don't know. Next up we have Dolph Ziggler versus Damien priest for the United States championship. Priest snapped again and got disqualified for punching ziegler in the corner for too long. That's two weeks ago. I already got the DQ last week. Yeah, he did. Yeah. So why wouldn't you say, okay, this week, if you dequeue. Right. I will change his hands. Yeah. Sorry. I realized I made a mistake. We have Dolph Ziggler versus Damien priest again. And he got DQ. There it is. And then priest continued the attack and gave Dolph the reckoning on the floor. A reckoning. On the battle of faith. But you lost the war. Yeah, right? This was like priest was the heel here. Clearly. Like ziegler didn't even cheat or anything in this match. No. It's stupid. All right, finally, we have midazolam renewing their vows on raw. Yeah. And the officiant is Eric Bischoff. Hey. Did somebody say, was it three minutes? Where the hell have you? Yeah. Someone say payday. He did. He did make a brief reference to the wedding when he first started talking. I forgot what it was, though. But it might have been three minutes. It was something like that. He said something like that, but I like that Bischoff is appearing on both WWE and AEW. Like every once in a while, like everybody wants this guy. Yeah. He's like, hey, whoever hires me first wins. And I gave you a job and fired you 6 months later. Do you want to do that again, bishop? Right. Yeah. Oh, nice little background there. I guess you can't really see it. Let's try to. Run wit. Wrong. Yeah. So miss comes out and he trips going up the steps, but he caught himself so they didn't like face plant. Yes, very similar. Then maryse came out in a full gown and all three of them were wearing white, by the way, and it seemed dotted first, but we obviously found out why later. Miss says that he will beat edge at day one and then he's like Maurice, we got married in The Bahamas, and now we're renewing our vows in disgusting Detroit. And you know, obviously, they didn't like that. Marie says her own vows and says miss, you're the best father, the best husband, and away better WWE superstar than edge. Will you continue to be my husband and then miss? Ask the crowd, and he's like, ah, your opinion doesn't matter. You live in Detroit, you root for the Lions. You know, it's like, well, are the browns really any better, miss? Yeah. I mean, come on, buddy. Yeah. Not so much. But so that is really fun. Yeah. Miz does this vows in French, but Maurice keeps correcting him. I actually thought that was funny. And then she's like, no, no, that's Spanish. What are you doing? Yeah. And then Bischoff says, if anyone has any objections, oh, hell, we know how this is gonna turn out. So out comes edge. Gets in the ring and immediately tells Miz, don't fall. And then he tells him at day one, I'm gonna beat your ass. Miss says we knew you were coming. You were gonna come out and try to ruin this. And miss have a kiss. He tells them to get a room. And edge is like, even embarrassed me the past few weeks. So before I beat you at day one, I'm going to embarrass you. And then edge looks around as if like someone was going to come out. Like I thought Beth Beth Phoenix was going to run out at that point or something, you know? Yeah. But he's like, ah, just kidding. Wait, you guys said you didn't want this to be a white wedding, right? And then the brood music plays edge leaves the ring and then Miz and maryse are doused in chocolate syrup. Chocolate. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if it was my chocolate syrup, because we can't have blood on the show, even fake fun. It's fake blood. It's actually this would have been really cool if it wasn't chocolate that got doused on them. Right, right. Like, yeah, it's still ruined their outfits and stuff, but like, no. At least we got to hear one of the coolest theme songs that they've ever done. They're still allowed to do. Yes, they don't know their music back to the country. Oh, yeah. Come out to one of his matches as the old brewed at SummerSlam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Like he came out to that at first and then he did the regular entrance. But yeah. Oh, right, right. He came out of a box a box like structure in case you don't say this right. So that's the end of raw. Only reason to watch is Kevin Owens, honestly. Yeah. Like a wedding. Like they did a wedding thing again. They did. Yeah, like renewing your vows, but they all they basically just did a wedding. Okay. If anyone wants to object to this couple renewing their vows, yeah. Right. Yeah. Here comes edge. He hates love. Right, who's the heel here? And just like, you know what? I realize I'm being a total dick, Ric Flair cock blocked me like 15 years ago. Yeah, it was pretty fun. You guys want to really get it in. I have a live sex celebration. The crowd would have popped huge about to go in raw on raw. That would have been good. They probably did have that idea and Vince was like, no. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, damn it. Where's Austin? I know Vince, just go.
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"Ah, there you go. Yeah. All right. Earlier in the day, we have Dana Brooke and Reggie looking at fake Christmas trees and she's like, this is great. It's so great. Right, was this like a date or something? Yes. And I was there just as an elf, Tamina shows up and throws tozawa's down. She's like, don't get in my way. Then Santa Claus tells Dana to sit on his lap and Dana and Reggie are so stupid. They don't even realize that it's our truth. Right. So then to me, it goes for a roll up and Dana gets out even. Can't even roll her up. Can't roll her up. Then Dana and Tamina brawl with some like Christmas lights hanging in front of them. Yeah. And then Dana and Reggie run away and then Tamina blames truth into zawa, even though they really did nothing, nothing. Right. They didn't help or hurt. It was Tamina that couldn't get the roll up. Yeah. They're both waiting around for Tamina to win that title. Yeah, they can pin a man, you know? So you can't fight a woman. Well, sure. Yeah. Next up, we have Dolph Ziggler versus Damian priest. Championship contenders match. Oh no. Robert Roode Knox priest off the apron when the ref wasn't looking, so pretty snaps. He attacks rude, and he gets counted out in the process. Oh, you look. See that makes sense. So you don't actually beat the champion people with the title. You win to get an opportunity. Now we're talking. After the match, Dolph knees priests in the head, but priest, no sells it, so Dolph runs to the stage and watches as priest gives rude the future endeavor. I'm sorry he gives rude the reckoning of the future endeavor. Yeah. He gets the future endeavor. We would be so lucky for rude to get fired and then show up on AEW or something. Yeah. Be fantastic. Right. Next up we have the cutting edge with edge. Yeah. And his guest is Maurice. Hello. We had miss TV and the cutting edge, one show. Yeah, wow. Jasmine, how frustrating is it being married to The Miz? She says my husband won't let me talk. He's there again. And she bitches about her life and starts to cry, but the crowd's not buying it and neither is edge. Maria saska. No. She's like, would you treat Beth like this? And she says, no, because I respect her. But then misses music hits, edge doesn't fall for it. He turns to see mid Miz trying to attack him from behind and he knocks him down. Maurice hits edge with her purse and slaps him and that's enough to allow Miz to hit the skull crushing finale. And then Miz Marie's kiss and laugh all the way to the back. Right. And we all saw it coming in edge shot coming and everyone saw it coming and then they still did it. It still happened. Wow. So yeah, we are perfect. We are getting edge and Beth versus the two of them at some point. At WrestleMania. No. No. That can not be the WrestleMania match for edge. My God help us all. Dear God. Well, you had one for the title, right? He didn't couldn't win that. I mean, back of the line. A.J. Styles. A.J. Styles. Yeah. No, he's gonna fight omos. Yeah, well. Or maybe veer, veer is still coming. That's what shanky said. It's been like ten weeks now. When veer finally comes, it's going to be huge. Someone he's going to come big. Could someone share it with me? In the group where it was like, it shows all the stuff. The same thumbnail over and over. Right. They keep re posting it on YouTube. Yeah. And it says, good, what does it say? No word does it say anyone's excited for this second slide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. WWE is saying veer this and veer that. But no one is saying, I'm excited for this, and I can't wait for that. Look at that. 7 weeks. He's got more than that. Since the draft. Oh, 8. Yeah. Oh, has it been? Yeah, yeah. We saw that when we went to raw. The draft was mid October. Yeah. He's been coming since October. Wow. That's a lot of. It's probably about 8 weeks. It's like ten, but yeah. Next up we have Rhea Ripley versus queens Alina. Yes Kwan, carmella and Nikki as we're banned from ringside. So ria wins in two minutes with the riptide. Yes. Oh, wow, look at that. We count roll ups. How many tumor and matches were there on these shows? I think that's three or four. That's good, right? No. No? What's the point? Right. I mean, yeah, it's good that we don't see some of these shitty matches for that long, but what's the point of even having these matches in Queens illegal? So we go. Queen Selena loses in two minutes. Right, yeah. What's the point? And still, those are the two tag teams. The only two women tag teams at WWE. Yeah. Oh my God. Kill me. Next up we have an in ring promo from live Morgan. First they played footage of live attacking Becky Lynch with a kendo stick at Becky's gym a few days ago. That was obsessed wrestling school. Yeah. That was a very awkward video. It was, wasn't really done well. No, lots of camera cuts. Which should just look like, you know, like one cameraman following her in. Right. Then they shot it like a movie and it fucking looked dumb. Yeah. So Liv comes out looking gorgeous, and she brought the kendo stick, but her arms wrapped from Becky's attack from last week. Liv vows to beat Becky at day one to become the new champ. So Becky comes out talking trash, live invites her to the ring, but Becky's like, I'm not stupid. I'm not getting in there while you're holding the kendo stick. So Liv says, oh, I didn't bring this for me. I brought it for you, and she tosses it at her. But Becky says you're lucky I have a private jet to catch and she bails. I brought it for you. I mean, we both we love Becky and we love live and but this segment was really nothing. Right, you should have let this feud cool down. Yeah. Cool down. Hey, cool. And then I live when's the rumble? Exactly. It's too easy. It used to be the formula that worked..
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on Now Try This
"That's so interesting. Okay, okay. Third, after the colonel sold KFC to investment firm, who would make surprise visits to the locations across the country to test the quality of food and would throw it on the floor if it didn't meet his standards. He sued the parent company for changing the gravy recipe to what he called wallpaper paste and goddamn slop. That's true. If my dudes get up, if my dude's gonna go and punch his own client, then my dude is going to every fucking restaurant and tasting the food. That's he walks in all his military regalia because he's colonel. And everyone goes, oh, and he walks behind the counter. Walks in front of the lobby. He supplies chicken. Everyone just waits. And then he throws in the ground. He's like, this is slap, shut it down. Once everyone out of the restaurant. I'm gonna say one in three are true. No, one can't be three. He's a colonel, Marcus. Okay. Okay. Okay, clearly. To his fake. I think two fake also. I said one in three are true. So two is fake. Oh, I mean one is fake. You think one is fake? The governor was just his buddy and gave him the title of colonel because of the fame of KFC franchise by 1950. And because of the war he fought in, yes, I am correct. The other two are true. You're right. Wow. Number one is false. Good job. Trust in my man colonel. Okay, the following people have all portrayed the colonel in some form at some time except for one. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. I love those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I love how they got the one guy who was the kernel for a really long time to keep coming back. Yes. Pissed about the people? Yes. That was KFC's good a fucking marketing. I will say very good. Listen, they do not have the best chicken. Nope. I'm a Popeyes guy. A Popeye's guy. That's interesting. I'm both angles is pretty great too. I have never had Bojangles. I kept trying to have Bojangles while I was in the south and we kept getting turned away. Ended up having exact space, which is not great. KFC, yeah, I apologize is better than KFC. That's where I stand right now. I like Popeyes better. I need more fried chicken. Send us fried chicken. Yeah, Popeye sponsor us on the KFC episode. Listen, read them. Randy Quaid. I don't know that it's nor McDonald's. I know it was norm McDonald's one. A 100%. Rob riggle, Jon Stewart yes, Reba McEntire. Rob Lowe. Sean Astin, Jim Gaffigan. Jim and Gaffigan was one. Billy Xavier was really Yoda? Hofburg Julius borgs and son the strongest man in the world. Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld, Dolph Dolph Ziggler, Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle of the WWE and one of those people's fake. One of these is fake. Marcus, I'm gonna have to go with you, that's too long of a list. You'll have to try. I don't think. See, I feel like I could see Kurt Angle being. I mean, a 100% wrestling fan. Kurt Angle I think could be crazy. Shawn Michaels would be very funny and I would love to see that and I'm gonna look it up Shawn Michaels in between episodes. The heartbreak kid, he would do the sweet chin music move where he kicked you in the face. That was a special moment. Oh, that sounds right. Just a high kick to the face. I feel like I wanna say Reba McEntire is the lie, but it seems like a red herring. They have red herring, yeah, for sure. Sean Astin? As in hobbit, Sean Astin..
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"We'll talk about predictions later. Next up we have Austin theory versus Jeff Hardy. Yeah. Earlier in the day, our truth bumped into theory backstage while chasing after Reggie for I don't know, are they just playing tag at this point, right? I know for a belt. I think it's tag. It's just touching him and you get the title because they can't do that. They can't do that. So it was supposed to be theory versus truth, but then truth came out and said I didn't accept your challenge for our truth. I accepted your challenge for R truth's friend and then Jeff Hardy came out. That's not how things work, but whatever. Yeah. Theory still won with his finisher. There's no shame in losing to Jeff Hardy. This wasn't like a carrying cross thing where like he's this big monster. Like it's all in theory. This is his second call up. He's been called up before. And then sent back down. Yeah. Now he's called back up. Theory wins with his finisher. He takes another selfie with an unconscious hearty, but then Jeff gets up, gives him a twist of fate, and then Jeff takes a selfie with theories unconscious body. So I guess we're having a trilogy folks. Could have guessed it, yeah. And then one either match? You're gonna have another one. Another one. Just putting over like mediocre talent now? Oh, Jeff. I mean, God, at least let him get a couple. Let him get a win or something. Who would he beat the other week a few weeks ago? Didn't he beat Jeff? He bought someone he beat some oh he beat a seaman. No, carrying cross, right? Well, I was a few months ago, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he beat Seamus more recently. To get into that triple threat. Right. Yeah. Next up, we have Big E and Drew McIntyre versus Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode. After rematch after rematch after a rematch after remake. We saw this last week. Wasn't any good then? No. Wasn't any good now? Better last week. You know, just drew and biggie were fighting this week they're on the same page and drew let's Big E hit the big ending on root for the win. However, after the match, Big E grabs or drew gras Big E like, hey man, okay, and then drew starts to leave and then biggie's like, hey man. Okay. And then they just stare at each other awkwardly until they fade out. So fucking stupid. Hey. Hey. Okay. Yeah. What a great feud. Good God. Is there anything more boring than two faces who are friends and like barely dislike each other? I know. They should be like, you know what, you should beat me at Saudi. No, you should beat me. You've had two faces before like cheap shot each other and fight each other. Like it's okay. You can do it. This is not interesting in the least. I don't want to see this match at all. That one bit and it's for the fucking WWE Championship. Anytime Sean had a big match, he'd just go heel for that big match. Yeah. You know? Right. But or like when he fought Cena, you know, he didn't hurt Cena, they were tagging for like a couple months or whatever it seemed like he wasn't, you know, didn't do anything to see it until the Monday before WrestleMania. Then a super kick Cena. And he was like, oh, shit just got real. In this case, in this feud, they fucking fought earlier. And then the go home show, it's like respect. What? Yeah. Fuck that. Right. They have a real gash on drew's head. Yeah. Go with that. Right. Do something with it. Have them fight, you know, throughout the match again. They fucking don't win. Let the dirty dogs get a win. I was Ziggler and rude. They never win. They never win. Welcome to raw guys. Yeah, why wouldn't they let them get away? Welcome to raw. You're gonna do the same exact thing you did on SmackDown. Lose, blues, constantly. Two fucking guys that should be single stars and they're in the tag team. That's jobbers. Job are tactic. They made custom gear. They even named themselves the dirty dogs and Vince was like, we're not going to call you that. How much did you spend on that gear? You're right, they don't fucking idiots. They never do. Yeah. So yeah, next up we have mansoor versus Cedric Alexander with Shelton Benjamin ringside, representing The Hurt Business. Yeah, but sorry, what? Yeah. Ever since then, too now? Because last year's not in it. No. Ever since they became The Hurt Business again, they've lost like constantly. They have not come out with Lashley. Yeah, they helped them. No. Men started wins with the neck breaker. After the match, Mustafa Ali comes out and makes fun of man's or for smiling, so mentor gets fired up. He tries to act tough, but it was really just more comical than anything. And he yells, I'll be smiling when I beat you senseless at crown jewel. So. We'll see who's smiling when I'm smiling. Yeah. I mean, exactly. Wait. Next up, we have this is what WWE called it. A no holds barred interview. This interview is no holds barred. I don't understand. Sorry, what? Yeah. Is another split screen interview? No holds are barred. When talking. Yeah. You can talk about anyone's son. No moves. This was the split screen interview, Goldberg was on one side of the room, Lashley was on the other side of the room, but they pretended like they were in different countries or something. I don't know. Goldberg says, I'm going to beat Lashley within an inch of his life. And then I'm going to finish the job. What? I'm going to so basically he said I'm going to almost kill you. And then I'm going to kill you. Yeah. How does that just say you're going to kill him? Well, actually says you can't kill the almighty, you're going to be on your knees, begging for forgiveness. And then here's Goldberg's final message. What was that? What was that last part? It was so loud that it popped their mics. Yeah, 'cause like part of it cuddle. It was. Now we know who was doing sting's interest. Now we know it was doing sting's entrance because he was in WWE. Oh my God. Come on. To beat you. He's travels. Kill you. Thursday. Eagles. Oh, man. Flying eye, eagles, go eagle. Wow. All right next up we have RK bro versus the street profits for reasons. Yeah. Orton sets up for an RKO, but then omos comes out to distract Orton and then styles hits Randy with a phenomenal forearm. The street view. Yeah, the street profits get to just, you know, compete with champions everywhere. Yeah. Just any time you just get to lose all the time. Both brands, both brands. Yeah. Welcome to raw, you lose. Yep. And orden actually turned too early when style for the phenomenal forum styles wasn't like just there yet. And Orton like put up an arm like I'm gonna punch you and then took the phenomenal forearm. So it looked kind of silly, but styles and omos beat everyone else up and then omos gives Orton that shitty roundhouse kick. That roundhouse kick. Right. It looks shitty the first time why would you keep doing it? Next up, we have Shayna Baszler versus do drop, semifinals for the queen's crown tournament. Before the match begins, zelena.
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"McIntyre comes out and yells it's a drew day, yes it is. Red my mind. Drew tells Big E, you deserve to be WWE Champion and they shake hands. But then he officially challenges Big E for the WWE Championship. And then Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode come out and Dolph tells Big E, you know, you forgot to thank me. And then we watched footage of when biggie was Ziggler's bodyguard ten years ago. Including him giving the big ending to Kofi. Yeah. They could have done something cool there, like, hey, you know? There's you fucking up Kofi. Right, right. And then Dolph like it should have been me. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. So Dolph says without me, there's no Big E, there's no new day. There's no money in the bank cash in. Hello, Xavier Woods might never be born. I thought that was funny. That was funny. And then drew says he may have a point, but Dolph says easy kid. You're next and then we watch one ziegler brought McIntyre to raw three years ago. So drew looks at rude and tells ziegler, clearly you've upgraded from the both of us and it's like, how dare you? Yeah. Rude. Hey, look, if this trend continues, rude will be champion. No shit. God, cross your fucking fingers. Seriously. There's no fucking chance of that happening though. I know. So rude says I'm twice the friend and twice the tag team partner that you ever were. Then ru tells ru tells Big E look at me, I put the body in body bodyguard. You call yourself biggie. They call me big bob. And then he's like do they now? No who tells you that? Please tell us who these people are. Ziegler again demands a thank you, but biggie says we do owe you something and that's an ass whooping. So how about the two of you against me, biggie and then drew says, and me, big D how about one more time? Sure, why not? Let's turn fucking heel. In my big D, what? Yeah, you know. He has a sword in one hand and his giant cock in the. So we have the tag team match, biggie pick Ziggler up for the big ending, but drew tags himself in and hits the claymore for the win. After the match, biggie hits rude with the big ending. Then McIntyre picks up the WWE Championship, hands it to Big E and Big E tells McIntyre. I'll see you at Saudi mania. Oh, calm down, Brian breaker. Yeah. And that's another one where it's like, we obviously know who's winning 'cause biggie's not dropping this title right away. And McIntyre was drafted to SmackDown to feud with Roman Reigns for the next three pay per views. Right. Until they can figure out who the hell else they can have loose to him exactly. If you looked at the all the drastic SmackDown like who's on SmackDown? Right. Who the hell is he gonna fight? There's no one there. So he's gonna fight Lesnar this month, reigns. Then Survivor Series will probably do Roman Reigns versus Big E, because they do wrong. Probably SmackDown. The one night a year Eric. TLC will be McIntyre. Royal Rumble will be McIntyre stop. Like it's at least two pay per views. Please stop. Maybe even a third, because well, they also, you know, they might do another Saudi show in February or March because that's what they've been doing. They would do it in March. I think march in October. So maybe there as well, who knows? Yeah, yeah. Honestly, like, when it rains this never losing this title. I don't think he's dropping it until he retires. Because he recently said he's only gonna wrestle for a few more years, so like, you know, it might be a few years of him holding this belt like CM Punk. But I mean, or longer, really than seeing punk at it. Who wants to see that? The same thing every single week. Oh, you want a genius? That guy wants to see it. I mean, it's his thing. Yeah, yeah. They gotta just work for Hogan. They just gotta hope they build someone up. So that they could, you know, beat reigns and become the new guy. Probably Braun breaker in the next step, but no, that's he's gonna be hammering the nails in fucking Ciampa's coffin. Yeah. Speaking of guy, probably. To build him up, the fans would love it. I mean, that's not what Vince is to do. So what I would do. These are the men that are on SmackDown. Angel Garza. Hell no. Or ashantee villa Donna. No. Cesaro? Nope. Drew Gulak? Yeah. I mean, it's the same guys. Oh mace. Yeah. Boox. Mad cow. Yes. Yeah, burn. Nakamura, maybe at some point, I can see him pushing him. No. Maybe your favorite. Yeah, all right, stop spoiling giraffe results. Hey, they didn't even talk about that one on Sam's box, the show. He is in TV worthy. I would say a lot of our fans don't. They thank us for having to put up with this bullshit. That's what it is. Backstage, Reggie gets ambushed by the jobbers, which now include Jackson riker. Oh, yeah. He killed Elias and now he's a job in for the 24 7. That's what happened for murder. Reggie escapes with more flips. They just go in a circle really. They do. Like he runs around a circle and they're like where did he go? They build an obstacle course. Yes. Reggie runs it and then runs away. Yeah. It's basically like the ones the dogs do on the fucking they time him. He has to do it for Westminster dog show. Yeah. Right. So Reggie escapes, but then he bumps into Apollo Crews and commander Z's and Chris is like command Rosie's and I tell you Raj crazy. Yep, it's like a disease just murder him right there. Apollo Crews? Yeah. No Reggie. And then take the title. Because they fucking don't value that shit. I know. Unless you're a complete job in douche. There's 5 guys that want the title. That's it. Yes. It's a 5 guy title. Yeah. Next up, we have an in ring promo from Kevin Owens, but before he even gets a word out, he's immediately interrupted by Akira tozawa. Josiah welcomes Owens to raw, but says I want to fight Reggie for the 24 7 title right now. So Owens gives him a stunner and leaves. Yeah. The ultimate way for Vince to bury Owens would be to have him win the 24 7 title. That'd be the ultimate burial of stop saying things out loud. He just stunned. Stop talking. Stop saying things. Just shut your mouth. Toes. God. You just stun toes out. I mean, a small glimmer of hope, at least he's on a show where he could actually beat the champion. Go ahead. There was no way he was ever going to beat Roman Reigns. True that. But if he goes heel, he could theoretically be. But he's already feuded with biggie. You're saying he'll never beat reigns because he beat reigns in a match, and they still didn't give him the title..
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"The next step we have Rick boogs versus Robert Roode with king nakamura and Dolph Ziggler ringside. Boogs wins in two minutes with the pump handle slam, which is now called the boog's crews. Yeah. He just he's like winning all the time quickly. He's just burying this. He's dominant. What's up with the resurgence of the pump handle slam? I know. Everyone's doing them now. It's the worst. Yeah. After the match Apollo Crews and commander Z's attack and lay out nakamura and boogs and then Cruz demands a rematch for the Intercontinental Championship. Oh, okay. Like what? Three months later. Yeah. Basically. I don't know how long ago that was, but it seems like it was a while back now for him to want this all of a sudden again. Your window of opportunity closed a while back ago. Yeah. Yeah. Next up, we have Kevin Owens versus happy Corbin. Except not really, because Corbin attacked Owens from behind before the match and choke slammed him on the apron. So Vince knows Kevin Owens is probably leaving. So yeah. Thus begins the burial. Of Kevin Owens. Just like Dean Ambrose Ambrose. Buried him for months. Good God. So answer me this. Why does every Corbin gimmick have to have some sort of like apparel accessory? So when he was constable Corbin, he had a vest. He had a vest. When he was King Corbin, he had a crown. Now he's happy Corbin, and he has like a hat. Like a stupid house. I'm happy. Happy hat. A very happy hat. Does he always need clothing to prove his gimmick? Yeah. That's how he changes. He just put something else on. New article of clothing. Yeah. Jesus. And when he was just Baron Corbin, he just had the symbiote hair. Gross. That was the smartest decision he ever made. Yeah. 100% looks 1000 times better. Oh, for sure. Backstage, Caleb Braxton asks Heyman if Brock Lesnar is aware of the rumors that he will be drafted to Monday Night Raw. Rumors. Did you hear that rumor? I did not. I mean, it's a draft. So technically you could make a rumor about anyone going anywhere. Yeah. Hey did you hear the rumor that, you know, Kevin Owens is going to raw? Did you hear the rumor about Robert Roode going to two O 5 live? Oh my God, that's crazy. It's sad. And I believe it. I don't think he can compete there. So Heyman suggests that Kayla won't leave him alone because she has a crush on him. And then he turns in big he is standing there with the WWE Championship. He even says congratulations. You made the smartest decision of your life, knowing that you would never successfully cash in on Roman Reigns. I mean, there's no. You saved yourself. Biggie says, I guess we'll see when I face your boy at Survivor Series. But will your boy be Roman Reigns or will it be Brock Lesnar? Or will it be the demon Finn Balor? Ruining all of your best laid plans because you overlooked them. Pass, not that at all. Pass. And then B get super kicked by Jey Uso, boom. And then him and Jimmy beat him up. In the face. Yeah. Hey, I'm the WWE Champion fuck you, bam. Yeah. You're dead. Buried their own champion. Next up, we have an in ring promo from Seth Rollins, wearing a metallic suit, which got a you look stupid chant. Right. Like silver surfer. Fair enough. He looks like what do you call those people in the streets, like not the mimes, but the people that wear the all metallic. Oh, they do like robot robots. Yeah. They look like a statue, but they're not. Is there a name for those people? Metallic idiots? That's a nice street performance. So Seth says last week I had one of the greatest matches of my career when I beat edge. There. When my boot came down in the back of his neck, I felt the pop and heard a crunch and he compared it to stepping on a cockroach, and then we rewatched the footage. And then Seth yells, what did you think it was gonna happen? My employers said I went too far, but I used a legal move in a legal match. Edge went too far because he knew the risks and he still got in the ring with me. And then he also says I got to move on, but I can't do that until I finish you edge. So let's dance one more time. So I guess they're not going to milk this like edge injury for a few months. Well, probably keep them off TV. I would think Saudi mania. Because I think it would have been if it was extreme rules, I think they would have announced it by now. Right. You know, this is the edge some time. I mean, you'd figure that'd be the logical step, have some sort of last man standing or street fight or whatever, but now Saudi mania. Well, maybe they'll do a last man standing there, who knows? You know? Or first to like kill a woman match. Like, you know? Here's the sword. Does that McIntyre sword? No, no, this is a real sword. It's real. This is a real sword and you have to kill a woman. Any woman, of course, yes. What do you think there's women that are more important than others? Just kill a woman, idiot. Anyone. So yeah, next up we have zelina Vega and carmela versus Liv Morgan and Tony storm. Welcome back. This was the match that was supposed to happen before whatever. 9 11 or whatever? I don't know. I know this happened last week too, didn't it? Who gives a fuck? Liv kicks carmella in the face. She kicks Carmelo's face first into the middle turnbuckle and Carmelo rolls out of the ring crying and loses by count out. Yeah. She broke her nose. Fuck this shit. Are you a wrestler? Or are you a stupid little girl? Oh my God, my face. Yeah. Stupid little girl. And then Liv grabs the mic and challenges Carmelo to a match at extreme rules, oh my God. How is this a pay per view match? Granted, I'm sure it will be the kick-off match. Absolutely. But this still should not be at the fucking paper. Hey kids, you want to see this? Pay extra money. Yeah. They've already fought in singles matches over the past few months. Right. Like they had three singles matches in a row. Never doing tag team matches. And now they're gonna have another singles match. Uh huh. Yeah. This is all Liv Morgan's done since losing at money in the bank. Yeah. And then backstage after the break, we see that carmela's nose is just fine, and she tells that it appears in Sonya DeVille that she's accepting this challenge and then Vegas says she has to go through me first. Well, don't worry because she will. Because everyone goes right through you. Yes. You haven't won since. Catalina. Years ago. Just right through you. That's on Friday for SmackDown. Oh yeah. Next up, we have a backstage promo from Finn Balor. He says, unlike Roman Reigns, I wasn't born into wrestling family. I was born into a family of railroad workers. But I was trying to potatoes. But I was too small. But I was too small to be a real world worker. They said, get out of here. Go do something else like wrestling. Get out of here. He says, this is what I chose. The demon comes from inside, blah, blah blah, I'm the demon. I'm going to demon you, and you're going to die from the demon. And then they use CGI to turn ball into the demon. Let's magic. Yeah. One more. I know. SmackDown magic. One magic. Let me go backstage and Naomi asked Sonia. She says I've waited long enough, wins my match. Sony says there's not enough time on the show idiot. Why didn't you ask me earlier? Which is what I've been saying. Right. And then Naomi gets right and Sonya's face, backs her into a crate and says one way or another, I will get my match. And you will acknowledge me now. That's gotta be where it's going. But.
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"As much as the fans love babyface Becky, they fucking love heel Becky. Oh, of course. She's gonna get bigger pops being a heel. For sure. 'cause she was better as a heel. She was great. She became the man. She turned on Charlotte. Nia Jax busted her fucking nose and she you know, she kept going right there all bloody face. It was awesome. Then she won both titles at WrestleMania and the next night on raw. She's like, thank you so much. The man is here. And we're like, fuck off. Yeah. And we can pronounce it dead. Again, like stone cold didn't do that. So called didn't come out who's like, thank you, fans. My Donald love you guys so much. Like what it sucked. All right, instead of fuck you, fuck me. You're like, fuck everyone else but you. Fuck them. All right, from now on, it's fuck them. Not us, 'cause we're buds. Now he did do that at one of the COVID shows, right? Last time where he was like, I love you. I love you. I love Santa Monica. Yeah, one of those. It was awful. I love the judges. Next up, we have Dolph Ziggler versus Rick booth. Yeah. Backstage before the match Dolph Ziggler hits on Tony storm. Dude, Tony storm. I would too. I mean, she looks super fucking cute. She got out there. He hits on Tony storm as I imagine he does to any new female that shows up. I'm sure. We know he's been with a few like Dana Brooke and call them all of them. Nikki Bella. He's WWE's coxswain. He's quite the stick man. Yeah. Dolph offers Tony, a front row seat for his match. She's not a fan Dolph. She can just go. She needs to show up inside. She literally walk out there. She's already there. But Tony tells him I'm actually rooting for Rick boobs and he's like, all right, we'll go fuck yourself. Yeah. Let me watch. As for the match, Rick booze. Yeah. Beats former world heavyweight champion Dolph Ziggler. Sure. In 90 seconds. Seconds. Hey Dolph how's that comedy career? Not going great. He's doing a still need a WB contract. I get it. Also, let's talk about the fact that Rick boogs has a singlet that's designed to look like short short overalls. It's great. I guess so. Love it. My son loves America. What do you want from me? My son loves him. I can't be anything bad about him. I mean, come on. No, he's good. I mean, it's kind of like he's kind of like Otis, right? Yeah. Very goofy, but fun. I can't wait for them to ruin him in three months. I'm sure of course Eric. Jesus. Let me go wait, all right? You want to just go down the list? All right. That's everyone. Yeah. Next up we have Seth Rollins versus Cesaro. Remember this? For WrestleMania, member Cesaro beat him at WrestleMania. Yeah. And what does Cesaro done since then? Yeah, absolutely nothing. Yeah. Kayla interviews Seth before the match, and he says he watched his match with edge over and over. And he found what led edge to his victory, and he's gonna use that info to beat Zaza wrote a night, which I liked that callback because I liked him calling him as real. And what Seth med was, he's just gonna do edges moves. Yeah, like the edge dramatic, execution. All right. Sure, sure. Cesaro gives Rollins the big swing, and I threw up from the camera zooms as I imagine we all did. Right. Cesaro locks in the sharpshooter, but Seth makes it to the ropes. Cesaro goes for a running uppercut outside the ring, but Rollins hits him with a chair for the DQ. Yeah. So I guess those edge moves didn't work. I guess Cesaro wins. Yeah. Big win. Here you know what? I want to count the DQ's and the roll ups, all right? You got it. We've had three matches so far. Yeah. Okay. Two DQs. Okay. Oh man. Yeah. There's a lot. Yeah. And roll ups as well. But then Rollins breaks off the bottom bar of the chair and puts Cesaro in the cross face with the bar over Cesaro's mouth, just like edge did to Roman and Daniel Bryan. But edge does that. That's true. Seth also gives Cesaro a curb stomp. Then he sets up for the concerto, but then edge sprints to the ring with a chair of his own and Seth retreats to save his friend, Cesaro. Yes. Yeah. Backstage edge tells Kayla, he figured Seth wouldn't stop because neither would I if I had lost at SummerSlam. So he challenges Seth through a rematch for next week. So there you go. Which will set up their rematch for extreme rules. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Next up we have the Kevin Owens show. Oh, this is a welcome. This is a thing. We have his guest is happy Corbin. No. Who also brought a special guest. Logan Paul. At least they kind of turned him heal. Oh, yeah, they had to. Yeah, they had to, yeah. But at least they did that. He says, here we have one of the most self centered egotistical delusional useless pieces of trash ever step foot in the WWE ring. Logan Paul. He was talking to Corbin, then he was talking about Logan Paul. No, it makes sense. Makes sense. Paul says, Kevin, you sure you want to talk like that to someone who's about to give you $100 because the way you look, you need it more than I do. And I know that there's no public. Kevin Owens nosy has a job. Yes. Right. Owens tells Logan Paul leave and never come back to WWE. He slaps the money out of Paul's hand, so Paul pushes him hard and Owens pushes him back. KO then charges that Paul but Corbin hits Owens in the head with the microphone and then gives him a choke slam. Yeah. Bad guys win. Right, again. Totally screwed up happy Hogan. So, sorry, happy Corbin. So, of course, Corvette. Corbin's been a meal since forever. Yeah. Like he was in NXT. Was he in NXT like 2014 to 2021? He's been a heel his whole career. Yes. Like, some people are like no, I shouldn't turn a meal. It's like, of course they should. You have to do this with everyone. Right. That's how you shake things up a bit. Yeah. Now he's just the same guy he always was. Right. The poor Corbin thing was fun. He replaced a crown for a douchey hat. Yes. They let him win more matches than you would think. He's one of those guys who are like, he always wins. Like him in the midst. They always win. Well, old. And his finisher is protected very well. Very protective. You know, there's not many finishers in WWE that are unprotected. I think I'd be okay with him as a face. I think I've rooted for it. I think it would be fun. It totally seemed like that's what they were going with. Because Kevin Owens, you know, took pity on him. Go to Vegas. Oh, we can have him win money in Vegas, done. That had there been the original plan in Vince scrapped it. Yeah. 'cause like Owen saved Corbin from a beat down from like Ziggler and rude like backstage a few weeks ago. Yep. They just changed their mind. They're like, nope, let's just keep doing the same thing. Over and over. And everybody wants a $1 million a bigger. Vince, you can't..
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on What's Wrong With Wrestling? WWE Recap Show
"That later. Next Step. Speaking of rematches. We have re and Dominic Mysterio versus Robert routing Dolph Ziggler birth. After after rematch, after the problem, when you only have like, what for tag teams in on Smackdown, right? Seriously. Yeah, we're going to have more rematch but thousand tag teams. Yeah, cuz we're going to really have to cycle through. Yes. Dominic said Zeigler for the 619 but then the Usos V tag team on Smackdown appear on the big screen to start casting a year for Dominic. They're like, oh, it's 619. Yeah, and that allows rude to tag in but then Dominic Easily beats them with a row up. So, there you go. Yeah, off that road tags in and then gets rolled up. Well, like in tool rude charges at Dominic. Who's looking at his dad and his dad, pushes him out of the way home and he's, like, pay attention. Come On, Son. Yeah. They're this is leading to like a brand Dominic food. It's really has to what, you know, is going to suck, right? Cuz neither, Cuz that's going to be a best-of-three. In the last one's going to be for the mask for the mask. Yeah, and then after the match, the used to tell the mysterious, we'll see you at SummerSlam. So that's that's one of the rematch. That's a rematch. That's pretty much. Next up. We have an in-ring promo from Baron homeless. Korben, hmm. He comes out with a credit card scanner on his phone because he wants every single person in the arena to give him a $1,000. That's fucking smart. Yeah. I mean, I mean your average fan. Yeah. I mean unless they get two kids and they're all dressed and seen a gear, they don't have $1,000. That's true. But I mean if, if it's plan worked out, he'd he'd be doing just fine, right? That's a lot of money. How long is it till like you see a homeless person like anything helps, you know, like oh, sorry. I don't have cash and he flips his hind as like, here's my venmo off. Seriously. Yeah, like what the fuck? Probably. Yeah. It's just got a QR code. Just getting this. You can get my PayPal Zell. Yeah. So long. But Bitcoin. Why Jesus. So Kevin Owens comes out and Corbin says, Kevin. I know you're out here to contribute. I don't know if this works with Canadian credit cards off willing to give it a try. I like that. Yeah, and then I want sales Corbin, this needs to stop. You ruined Finn balor's contract signing and then he went to raw and that's Drew McIntyre for $100,000. So long as I'm not leaving until you give me a minimum of $1,000. And Owen says, I'll give you $1,000, but first you have to beat me in a match. But if I beat you, then you have to stop begging for money and go help yourself a Corvette accepts, but post Owens in the chest multiple times, calling him a cheap cheap piece of and then he gets a center. Yeah. So we got Baron Corbin versus Kevin Owens Corbin. Manages to kick off a Centon bomb off the top rope. Oh, but he loses to roll up. Wait, not a stunner, not a stunner, not a pop-up powerbomb. No Cohen's, with the role of birth. Ones with the roll-up. And then after the match, it gives them a stunner. Oh, okay, if you were going to hit him with a stunner anyway, right, which you already did then just do it in the match. Yeah, and then hit him with a stunner again. Who cares? Right? Well, it's a good thing. You don't have any more bad news about Kevin Owens. Oh, yeah, so Kevin Owens doesn't have a match at SummerSlam. Fuk. Ya your life and matches at SummerSlam including Alexa Bliss versus Eva Marie. Yeah. And Jinder Mahal versus Drew McIntyre. Yeah, with fear and Shrugged off restricted, take out one of those matches or both pleased and put in Kevin Owens versus anyone, a fucking broom. Draw a name out of a hat, best two-out-of-three Falls. Yeah. Or Kevin Owens. What the fuck? Hopefully, he does something right? I'll eat like stunts. Maybe they'll do a korben Owens thing again, but that they've already done that. They've done it. No one wants to see it again. Yeah. It's so sad like the the most Kevin Owen. Things that sticks in my mind is one of those like behind-the-scenes documentaries. Yeah. And dead. Kevin Owens is on his way to WrestleMania and he pulls up next to a Chase car, and he looks at ajay's, like, hey, remember when we were, we were the champions. That was fun. Yeah, yeah. Wage and even in the documentary, like ends with him, becoming the United States Champion, right? Like, at least he had a championship. He Majesty did the Kevin Owens documentary now, okay, but he was like depressed like during a universal title. Run. How much do you feel now? Right? Jesus? Oh my God. He's probably like counting the days till his contract expires. Yeah. I'm fuck that is ever so often later. We go backstage and we see biggie helping Bianca Bel-Air practiced, her penmanship. And then we go to commercial. She is writing her name and big. He's like, yep, penmanship practice that penmanship. So she doesn't know how to write. What's the joke here, right. What's the gag? Like your Champion? You need to learn how to sign. She's illiterate. Like what is happening? Right? She she spelled she goes Bianca and then she writes Bianca again and he's not yet practice. That penmanship sucks. I just, I don't get, is there a contract signing? Oh, that's it. But still, it's still stupid. Yeah, what is going on? Why would you like? Why would you do that to your Women's Champion? Yeah, and when you sign a contract, you don't spell your whole every fucking letter, know, like when you sign something that is. Yeah. That's exactly it. Unless you're John Cena needs a season in circles. Yeah, Cena needs help with his penmanship. Come on, not. Bianca Bel-Air. Yeah. Do you watch the show? So after the break Kayla Braxton s Corbin. What's next? And then he said, Is Biggie's Money in the Bank, briefcase on the table? And he just grabs it and runs away. Well, I mean now he's gone it. If John Cena start us anything. Yeah, anyone can sign any contract rights. I'm sure that's what Corbin's cashing on, right? Get it cashing on. I'm going to give myself one trap all desert and then he runs out after you've seen a rains to cash it in, right? And then loses it. Yeah, and big. He's like, what the fuck? My brains? Yeah, I bet next week. He's like trying to figure out how to unlock it, but he doesn't have the combo and right. Yeah. Think he's like, you'll get your briefcase back when I get a million dollars. Yeah, something like that. Because like yeah, you got it. Here you go. You ever need a break, you know how much? Much money I fucking made? Yeah, next up. We have the contract signing for Bellaire versus Sasha Banks hosted by Sony DeVille. Okay, Bill airtel's Banks. If you log You're WrestleMania rematch. All you have to do is ask Bank says your stank braids left me with a scar that kept me out for months. And now you expect me to be your best friend. Get real bitch School says, the b word. Yeah, the bill tells them to stop and sign the contract. But Bank says, before I sign this, I'm going to need some witnesses. And then Carmella and zelina, Vega walk out and get in the ring. The only.
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"dolph ziggler" Discussed on SPORTS GOOFS
"I mean she will take years one of the most fantastic wrestles out there. I was watching his highlights against jeff. Cobb he's reportedly going gets hiroshi tallahassee. I guess it's just A if anything that should be good stiff harding match. I still got send you guys. Some highlights from new japan. Because i got what the differences are between that but going to a one things that has affected e w w e there has been the kunis outbreak w champion drew mcintyre. Guys he has the kuti's this is big concern. Because even though i'm calling right now goldberg was going to beat him at the royal rumble man and might be more so of a real thing now right last night. Raleigh did w for a lot of players. They're probably gonna do the same thing and smack Out there this is just a terribly terribly terrible thing to happen because they get there. That's that's funny There's five of reasons why can come up in there but the royal rumble. The bring fans in probably afraid of any kind of infestation a massive outbreak but now the wrestlers again Attested when he could do you might as well just like put on pause and rerun some old attitude era. Stop or to best of everybody loves best thumbs. You can wash through our best as out of that tops. The best of our non sponsors for us works drew mcintyre getting cooties. Doesn't vote. Because i don't want bert when you because everytime vince panics. When the ratings are down boom comes like legend with a title change. They run against College football last night. They came out with their one point. Eight million one point eight million dollars. One point eight million viewers. Now as low as i anticipated by things because it was a blowout was i was expecting it to be a big middle finger. Because it's bama it's bama and its awhile state that could be a demographic Not so much there royal rumble. It's building. don't know who's gonna win that really let out that title card that much all. I really recall right. Now is goldberg drew. Maybe lashley in riddle. But who knows what they're doing. They're they're the tag team. Titles smackdown describing detecting champions finally with dolph ziggler and bobby ru which the dirty dogs against street profits. Which i'm happy for. Because i was done with the prophets Problem with i saw the nfc days building up. I saw my person but they held the titles too long. There was not enough Contenders i'm saying Guide unify the tag titles. You can do. It is fine and then when the time comes. Break it up again. We hope full roster can't do anymore. I don't know what the hell's going on with the intercontinental title. Biggie is the champion but now they're trying to be like oh maybe he'll go to royal rumble. I feel like he's still feeling sammy. Bay sammy's zane going. Apollo crews and also other stuff coming out like what you want. Tell me what you want you know..