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"dick matai" Discussed on Why Won't You Date Me?
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"dick matai" Discussed on LET'S LOOSEN UP
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"dick matai" Discussed on Taste Of Taylor
"And we'll take a break up like after break-up you'll see something that reminds you of someone and then you're like Oh wait we're broken up. Fuck you one anyway because when you were like like meeting in the city in this was being said. Kyle was doing the voice over for narrating for it and he was like You know pagent Hannah thing that they're the power couple which they're not. How can a pisses me off and I was like? There's so much truth in that statement like it's not even funny you guys you guys are the power couple you really are also do in the house. People also didn't see secrets. Revealed is before we got our big fight with Kyle. When we were giggling during a speech episode one was. We were actually asking to get the master bedroom. 'cause we were like look where two girls we never have to do. All our hair stuff in the bathroom. We have a lot more clothes than the both of you and we want the master where we were downstairs last. All's Yeah I think that the two girls and he was like no and then the tension was like rising but anyway the cool part about that scene was that when I made eye contact with her because I was like coming from a different block and she was already sitting down we both just started laughing and then I was like get it together. Get it together. But it's like that laughter made me no like good okay. We're also I have to ask you because in the voice over the Kyle did by the way I quickly ask you just a quick aside. Kyle and Lindsey did a lot of the voice over narrating for that. What thoughts on that thoughts Yeah I don't know I noticed that did it. Where is it just me? I noticed it in the beginning Yeah I don't know maybe because they're like. Oh Jeez that's what not a thing but I kind of felt like not fair. I'm you know starting trouble per usual as the podcast host. I was like I'm feeling audio's where do but it's okay so But he also voiced over. I I love that. He did though. 'cause like sometimes. I mean I think he ad libs which is great because he's slips. Kyle is actually very funny when he's not when he's a little drunk and not blackout but night sober and his. He's actually he's good at like a hosting type role he is actually so he was. He insured the two of you guys saying that you guys are the power couple which pissed them off which is like ha ha. It's a joke but actually there's so much truth in that but he also said that a lot of people in the house weren't quite sure that you know if your friendship would survive which made me think so. Were there people in the House that hope that you impeach wouldn't make up he? I mean I didn't realize until later like hearing Carl and the cartel. This was the funniest thing to me when Carl goes to jewels and goes yeah. The girls are so cliquey. I'm like out Carl. Where are you getting that information from from Lindsay from Jules like what are you talking about this whole clicky thing? Was this Like made up concept that started being repeating toward the end of season. That was like super annoying. I will say this you and Amanda Page crew. That's a word that boys get to use right. We're a crew. Of course there's a negative connotation when there's girls that are in a crew it's called the click it's bullshit but the thing is is Lindsay was all about her. Click when you know Amanda was just dating Kyle Season? One too so that we're not nice to Amanda the first season like Lindsay Lindsay Colic. Some somebody clicky is ridiculous. Because she's Queen Clicky. She's just pissed that she's not in click or queen of the click so having is Lindsay. You're an adult like girls are getting along well and when Amanda was new. She wasn't getting along with you guys and you guys. She wasn't calling you guys at all at all and so call them. I just hate that narrative I hate it. So much can trigger bully. You know the second you say that you start to label people as something. I think they you an Hannah. I'm sorry you end page and Amanda are all the same age and get along super well but I will say you guys are a group of friends there but inside your group of Friends. There clearly has been trouble which we've watched all season long. You know what I mean so like. We'll having three friends is tough and I think what happened is Amanda was like very I think she might have seen like me and pages friendship on the show and people loved it and she's friends with us and she was like why can't I be a part of like that kind of thing and from the very beginning. I mean I would even argue. It wasn't Lindsey who was necessarily even causing that much tension. Amanda caused tension on herself by like latching onto page and then being passive aggressive to me so there was that tension in the group already. So when I walk out and it's Jules page and Amanda just lined up judging me. I'm like what the fuck is this. Okay so we can. We go back so there was. There was a scene so secrets revealed is episode. That we're recapping right now and so it's unseen never before seen footage from the show. Would you guys live a lot of your life? I mean those cameras are literally twenty four seven and so there's a lot of life that's being law stories that are not being told so it was a fascinating thing to watch. But there's a scene where you come in and we have to do a deep dive into this But so your ex boyfriend Armand at some point. In the summer you ended up running into him and his crew in the Hamptons. Because like don't forget guys. Yeah there should not show but like all of our other friends are also out in the Hamptons at different houses. There's just not reality camera. Crews following them around so when you guys go out to like Stanton Social Southampton Southampton Social That one's in the city Southampton social you guys are running into like actual other friends of yours and so I know that Armand your ex boyfriend Tattoo House with a bunch of our friends in the Hamptons so you ran and they would text us. Be Like when you're done come out and we'll see you there. I think is what sucks. I don't I don't I don't know how the audience is GonNa react partially 'cause you don't know when it happened in the season that will literally was going to say to you. When did that? I'm GonNa ask you the questions that the audience because like I probably fill in the blanks just from knowing you but I I will say especially for me like when I was like we went. Did that happen? I'm like Oh shit. No one's GONNA understand way was after it was the night of the dinner when Lou kind of announced that like he's not really seeing Elena but like he's just messed up back in time so there was this. There's a an iconic scene from this this season where Anna says if you're if you're single and Lou Kinda wiggles his hand back and forth likes. I'm so happy happy. And everyone's like excuse you. And that's when he drops the bone Jelena and you're telling me that you kissing your ex boyfriend. Armand happened after that dinner. No not that dinner I this was like this was. I think this was a dinner at a public house. It was when Carl was like really drunk and he was like John. Who's been played about his chair? Yeah and Luke had like a quick bite where he basically was like a manual. Honor are done but like I'm not ready to be with anyone like I'm not over my ex and I was sitting next and I was like understanding like I look Dick Matai I was like okay and I remember they that we were all like we should go out and I was like. I don't really want to go out. And then I heard my friends were out and I'm like I'M GONNA go. We got there and I went over and I I really WanNa see our mind because we hadn't. We actually ended amicably where I was like. Look this isn't going to. This isn't right and he was like I totally get to respect you for telling me that you wanna kiss someone else and yeah and we ended me. I was like I wanna Kiss Luke and he was like Don and I'm like okay like right. That's what we're doing. I didn't. I did not get physical with Luke for that reason because I have so much respect for Armand is a person and a really great person in my life. So if you're in a relationship right and it's starting to fizzle and to the point that you want to start kissing other people that is a sign that it may be. You shouldn't be in the relationship one hundred percent in reality. Tv will speed up your life because you're forced to make and reflect on things the decisions that you would never I get it. So so I- America thinks Hannah broke up with Armand for loop and I'm sure that there are other people in the house. I thought that too but I've been there before I remember in college. I was like I there. I met this guy. There was an interest I never acted on it because I was in a relationship but I was so fucking over the relationship. It took me like six months to get the ball up to break up with the stupid fucking pissed the bed constantly and when I believe what I finally broke up with the boyfriend finally it took forever. I was like Oh my God. I'm free I'm done in this guy that I kind of had an interest in I immediately went out with him but guess what he's an Isa said to me. Ha broke up with your boyfriend for me which I gave him power and I said I didn't break up with my boyfriend for you. I wanted to be single. I was over that for a while but now that I'm single. I do WanNa kiss you know what I mean so yeah. I literally have lived at like no. I think Luke helped me realize that our mon- wasn't right but also I wasn't about to. We talked about that in our dinner at in our data at slate where he was like he said like don't break up with her boyfriend for me and I was like honey. Don't worry about that yourself motherfucker. But when I'm single like closing in life in general when you close the door doors will open up so I wanted to have the options of if I look like someone else and Luke was the guy in my mind at the time but yes we get to Southampton Social and I lose the group and I find like this crew who I was really good friends with and Armand is there and we are hammered. Also with this midnight we just had a whole day of filming. I had Espresso Martinis that dinner. I remember. They tasted delicious and I over was over served and he was. He was hammered. The first time you see someone. After a break-up it's like emotion and I think I was like I was kind of like I care about you and he was kind of like I remember him just like I like think I love you like he was hammered but like the whole thing with our our relationship was I was like. You're not you don't really want like he was a very laid back cool guy and I'm like he doesn't really WanNa even like whatever he doesn't care. Susan I love you and then I started crying. And then he's like how do you feel and I was just like I And then next. We're at the bar and he kissed me when you play the kiss to me. I need to know each so we had this like this is what I remember in my in. My Brown out is that we were talking and it was like and you still kind of feelings for the person because I broke up broke up with him a little earlier than I would. If we weren't filming I just had to because I wasn't about to have him on camera and have break talked about this a lot that you were like. I'm kind of not into Armand but like you know I I'm not ready to have a be over and I'm like well you're about to filming and Brit like regular dating is one thing letting it go on for too long but when you're when when your partner that you're dating agrees to reality show they become part of the story. I not sign.
"dick matai" Discussed on Food 4 Thot
"And so naturally, I was like, well, if this person isn't going to leave me alone, we might as well have sex again. I guess this, right? It was good. It it was not. Well, here's the thing it had. I'm trying to see how much time we have on how much How you. much time? So the story doesn't end there. Weeks later. So later, I was like, let's meet on Monday. This is like the day, the day after he comes back into New York. I was like let's go on a date or like let's have sex or something like that. I don't totally set. I don't sat like any sort of like romantic precedent. I'm like, let's just see each other. Okay. Very last minute had to reschedule on him. A busy person. I have a busy life. I gave three days in advance. He was so pissed. He was very upset. He was just like my time is important, too. One. Sounds i'm. On that your time is important. Just my time is more important. No. I just was like, oh my gosh, I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you. Also you Thursday. It's like okay. Thursday, rolls around. It's fashion week. My boss asked me to go to this show, this show and in the evening of Thursday, which is like right over our daytime, and I'm like OSHA I need to cancel on him again. But I was like it's fine. I, I gave him like three hours, which is not cute, but I was like I didn't cancel fully. I said, can I mean you at nine thirty instead of six thirty? Bowl cancelation. It's just like can I bump you a little bit because? Yeah, because I have work and it's work related works. Quirks. He's so upset like so livid that he calls me at work to tell me how shitty of thing, it was that I did. And I was like, what? Like I. The whole time I y may beholden to your time, all of a sudden, like are you my mom, I was just like so, so my God. What if it was your mom? What? In the witches. After a lot of ask kissing. I'm like, will you see me at nine thirty? A lot for you to do which takes a lot for me to do. I was fully dick matai. And so I was like I really want. Yeah. So nine thirty we meet up at this bar after I see the show. He he's still visibly. Mad at me. I'm trying to lose him up. I'm being charismatic. Like how many more glasses wait until you're still mad at me? Yeah. Making chuckle. So after a few glasses of wine, he's finally relaxing, and he says, I want to tell you something. And I was like, okay. And he was like, part of the reason I was really mad that you rescheduled not reschedules three hour bomb. Okay. Was that I had gone all around the city looking for a very special kind of flower for you. And I was like, oh, that's we? Thank you for doing that. And then I was, I was like, I'm so sorry like, like what, what's the deal, and he was like, well, I finally found the flower that I was looking for after running all around Manhattan. And when you called me and reschedule rescheduled on me, I through the entire bouquet in the garbage, and I was like, okay and I kind of imagining him like industries. Hanmi fabricators, total art of our romance. What? And so anyways, I was like, wait. Why are you going all around in Manhattan? He was like I was trying to find you. Dahlia's. Do you know I like I like there's so many other flowers that I liked, but. I love I love peonies, but I did not mention peonies or anything mentioned, any flowers didn't mention dollars. So I was like what is what why Dolly a murder flour? But I was like, so we I was trying to wrack my brain like why Dahlia's and he goes, you don't know. And I'm like, is there a movie that I like that has Dahlia's is there like some sort of significantly Dolly is I don't even know what Dalia looks like that's how weird it is any goes Dahlia's are the country flower of Mexico, and I was like..
"dick matai" Discussed on Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe
"And I was like she's. Hi, I'm Raymond. And I'm like, oh my God. Funny story. Astor it. That's really weird. I know universe shit right there loving verse. That's great. Okay. Well, who would you be interested in if you did go on paradise you know, I don't know? I feel like we don't know these new guys as why. And I just I don't know. I feel like there's maybe some gyms in the bachelor franchise that, like we haven't really seen too much of like my hope would be at the brain like some people on from, like further back. Maybe this pilot Pete man. He does a Susan this season. I watch I keep meaning to sit down and just watch. He seems like a gym of a human. He really used. Yeah. Yes, pete. Yeah. I'm like, okay. I mean like maybe the mail Hekla. Like if he was on that would be pretty cool. Yeah. And if I went on, but no, I just I just want to be surprised by somebody. Yeah. I don't really go into paradise is no expectations. Yeah. And just see what happens. Yeah. And see what I hate. When I hear that people talk before they go on the show. Yeah. And like they're like, it's a setup and they'll kill you want to get there. Like I, I want things to happen, organically, I don't want anyone to, like, push anything just go and see what vibe is happening there. Yeah. And just let it naturally blossom. Yeah. But if I do go back on, like, I really hope that they keep wells as a bartender because I need like a friend, there, just to be like, Danny your frigging dick metabolized, or something like that. Yet why this term all my God. You can use it, dick matai. And then you can like you can strict them from the Genda. I'm sorry, where I am so old. Bob urban dictionary, say that again. Dick matai. Yeah. And then. Vicente vicenzo. Yes. Magenta. Yes, please. He was on my agenda, and then he Deb. So he is like stricken from the agenda. I'm not making time for him in my vagina. I. Ridge virginia. Jimmy. That's so good. Every I watched a comedy series on HBO and God bless I need to find her name, but it was so funny and she like busted out with the agenda talking, I was like, yes..
"dick matai" Discussed on Mother, May I Sleep With Podcast?
"Everyone. Temple so great, and she's in thirty John favorite actress, and she's amazing. And at with that other girl, I think her name's Julia something on the Americans. You gotta watch it. Okay. Go on. I know. Everyone's mad at me as if you. No, she's my favorite. I know. I also like don't know what I've been watching. But I haven't watched any of my favorite shows for like months like I think of markets and you're over at. Yeah. Whatever. Okay. So is this a real movie or a lifetime you movie on a skill one to five for the acting? Charlie was really bad. Yeah. He was bad the girls, zoos good. The girls were really good Suzy was good. I felt Linda was good. I mean, you know, I love Bob Kosabe. Ian Dong husband hit me up. Bob's. So real movie is one thirty forgot movie is one in a not real movies five. I mean, I think we like three a three. Okay. Go hard. Go hard. I mean, maybe I'm a believe ability of the world and characters. I mean, this is a fucking true movie. There is a little fudging here that I feel is unbelievable. The stealing of the money the way that all rolled out the fact that she just got Tanya back 'cause she showed up to the police, and yeah, like there's some the the way that she sort of like walked into the end part of it as well. As the way that you sort of rolled up to the situation in within three weeks or something robbed her boyfriend that somehow made their like five thousand dollars, aka thirty five thousand dollars in like a couple of months. I don't know sleek. I'm gonna give it like do you want to give you two? Yeah. Point five. Yeah. Feeling point five okay, creative use of words, avoid censorship. So they never really swore at all in this movie. But it felt very violent to me and dirty truly. I wanna give this a four because I feel like they. I made it a lot of physical shit that made out. I don't know. Like how this movie was filthy to me though. Yes. It was filthy. Okay. Dialogue. I mean, I've never been in a cold. So like that like, that's one thing. Like, you said somewhat Charlie stuff was over the top. You're like he's so obvious when he's literally Dressler like Jesus or also even just yeah. Okay. So, but I also would like to think that he was that brash and everyone else just like went for it. Yeah. Like if you're key them all dick matai, maybe. But I mean, yeah, you have to if you're going to talk like that. But that's what the you always hear about these guys like they start out like super horny, and they're like fucking everyone in the colts. And then they start to withdraw the dick one day. No one knows what's happening. And like, that's I mean, it's crazy. I would just I what they most of the dialogue. Actually was pretty is pretty good too. Okay. Wardrobe? I thought the wardrobe was great rate makeup was great low. Loved all that and look pretty girls. Yeah. Let's get our. Wait, let this is not a fucking Oscar winning movies. Sorry, we're giving each hit wardrobe in her makeup or each getting two. Okay. But music like this is a one. They Buchan banged that out for a lifetime movie. Yeah. That's a fucking one. Yeah. That's like not bad for like a fairly brothers movie. Like, that's right. That's a good soundtrack. You're right. You're right crying. No the way that we can show up in crying is like Charlie's. Well, everyone's actually like, you know, just like. Going all the way zero one hundred like reactions that they had this happened constantly throughout the movie. And it was always ridiculous when it happened for muses like a four especially with Charlie like. It was the we can make our own album moment. Oh, yeah. Let's give it a four. Yeah. Victimization, the female character. I don't think enough like this is like a three lake you're asking an audience to be sympathetic with someone like. A lot of people are not. Oh, yeah. We honestly we're like the most. Yeah. People are were like furious about late. The Michelle Carter the Bella Thorne like texting Massachusetts teen movie. People were furious about that. Because it was like how dare yelling Traherne sympathetic light. And that is so much lighter than this lifetime. I will say to my light delight will sympathize with the villain. But I mean, this is the three fucking nothing. Like barely nothing. Yeah. Tanya? Okay. Oh, yeah. I mean, my God failure indoor refusal to jump to the logical conclusion. I mean, this is a four I think, right. Yeah. Because also like they prolonged it in early like made it worse in the movie. Okay. Dropped plotlines. Nothing. Really? I mean, we didn't really find out like we didn't see new generally know, what was going on. But luckily, we all know what's going on. Because we know because it's the famous case we both red lake helter skelter, they also made it about like the lost girls. Like, it's like this is like their version there nightmare version of like the movie girls trip like it's like very like to name happened. All these girls grew getting getting taken advantage of nightmare. Like, it's like a very, yeah. There's no drop hotlines. Religiously give it a four. It's there's some weirdness. But no, actually. Yeah. Let's give it a four font. I didn't really see a fond me either. Gave a to like earn. No one. It was just like or G scene. It's really the only fun. Okay. Do you feel like we came to these conclusions together? Yeah. Okay. Do you feel like a bully do no? Do you feel good about this this flow? Yeah. Okay. This is fun. I feel like this was a very good movie for us you, and I are the state like similar in the sense. We have empathy. I hope people I hope people don't was. I mean, anyone is listening already heard me say that I think Jodi IRS should be like let out of jail. So. They know. You should write her in prison. She can't take male right now, she has a library job. Yeah. Thirty two point five. Okay. Literally like, much better. Well, this is good for very good movie. Like, this is good on our lifetime scale. But it's also like, yeah. It's not as good as I thought it could like as it could have been and this is right. And do you want to know why feel comfortable with us everyone in this movie's kid is famous unlike that's yeah. Then there you go. That's the big difference too. Yeah. That is the big, man. It's so better way to that some crazy. No, I totally agreed with it. I'm like, yeah. I can't like everyone would agree with that pretty much. I mean. As long as Bob Carr's Sabians onboard. With me that shit Cassivi. Wait, there's a little dialogue this written out and says involvement in the Tate, lob Janka murders, and it's a questioning that she had that night Manson Cassese and had sexual relations and spun cave through she thought that Manson could see right through her. And that he was perceptive over issues with their stepfather and her feelings of being quote, unquote, disposable to the people in our life into the world in general as her trial system. Only question. What's what covers Asian? Do. You have Mr. Manson while you were making love, I don't recall the in the entire conversation told me, I had a father hang up did this impress you. When you said, you had a father hang up very much. So why because nobody ever that to me, and I do have a father hang up a hit my stepfather. I rest my case your honor. I love down. I'm with you. Yeah. Will you come back and do more movies with me? Of course, I lo Mein grounded person. But also that you have like empathy and you're Bob, thank you. This was a play you on people to find you on the internet. Is anything is they're afraid for them to find me. I just don't like promote myself. Okay. You have anything like that? You love that people should look at. But I can think of like a go fund. 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"dick matai" Discussed on The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast
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"dick matai" Discussed on Reality TV RHAP-ups: Reality TV Podcasts
"But the audience included him in the top three again, very clear top three from the audience. It was Tyler number one by a hair by literally one vote again one votes separating putting Tyler into the lead at number one number two just behind. Tyler was Brett. Yeah. Who? Yeah. The the audience he was the number two pick for the audience and the favorite players. So they really into having Bret comeback, I do audiences dick matai. I do think he is one of the more likely people to return, but I'm not as sold on it. Because even though the show loved him. I feel like I feel like Brett is one of those people that might start doing other shows if he has the opportunity, and I feel like, you know, he he never really amounted to all that much in terms of the actual game. And that might hurt him in terms of trying to return all the way, he's part of a very saturated archetype. Yeah. Go ahead. I was going to say really quickly. You know, I agree with you on the three people that I thought would come back but somebody else so I think really would come back. I think he's gonna come back. I really do think he's gonna come back. And maybe I'm wrong on this. But I think that the show really enjoyed him. Obviously, they knew he was going to propose. They wanted to have that moment on the show. They he was the only one that they talk to pre jury. I think maybe did they talk to kaitlin. I can't even remember if they talks Caitlyn in the finale, but beyond that, I think that it's really hard to find somebody who's like him. And I know that the Chad he's very polarizing figure figure, but that's what they want from somebody that they cast on big brother's somebody that's gonna get the water, cooler stalking. And I think that social media would go desert if he was cash on the show. Yes. Well, not a bad pick because the audience said number three was Haley who was just ten votes below Brett's. So another very very close when it was a very very tight top three there. Then a bit of a drop off. And we have Caitlyn at number four and then swaggie at number five. And we'll round it all it. Or can I call really? Really rounded that with JC and Scotty after that, the it's negligible. So I feel like that's pretty good. I feel like it's pretty good. Prediction there from the audience? Alright let through into this one because this one is going to be fun. This is a fun one the big brother twenty eighteen superlatives. So if you didn't graduate high school, I guess the superlatives are in a yearbook it's stuff like best is most likely to succeed. And in the case of big, brother. It's stuff like best diary rooms most likely to pretend they weren't on the show luckiest player. So we're gonna we're gonna go through you had the option for every single player excluding some players that didn't make it onto the show much to the chagrin of some people. So here's the McInnis. We love you. She's she's my twist one. Oh, there you go. Apparently, you don't do superlatives in the UK. Curse is our screwed by the twist emeritus. She's forever. But it's it's I know I did superlatives was a US thing you every day. So what are these when you have like the best person like the best actress in the British were British or you're talking about Canadian? I I'm just seeing not not really a candidate thing either. It's not in the UK donuts when everyone's in the US Taryn in Bali, maybe calling it superlatives isn't..
"dick matai" Discussed on Small Doses
"And so that comes with us having to just put up with whatever is put in us. And we just kind of like have to stomach that and deal with it, and it sucks. It sucks. You should absolutely have the agency to say like, hey, we maybe try this, you know, can we try that? And I think that the key to doing it doing it in a way that feels more like compassion versus critique. And we've talked about this name throughout many episodes of small doses, but the way it's worked for me is to be able to say like, hey. All right. So this is great. Like what we're doing, but is it possible that we could try this and you know if they like flip out, I mean, you can't do nothing about that. That was a fuck boy regardless. But I feel like if they're there to get, there's Bill, do whatever. You know, I've literally been told just show me the way and I'll find the rhythm. And you know, like most, I feel like most that I've encountered, we'll just be like, you tell me what I need to do. So I can make this as good as possible for all of us involved. The ones who weren't about that. There were just there on their ego shit, and it's like that's help nobody. So I appreciate this guy asking that question. I hope that he. Takes the time to, you know, just investigate and explore because woman's body is a journey. The tell all boy that is dick is bomb or de allow him to remain humble, just brag on the shit with friends. Like what if the dick is so good, like he deserves the praise, but you don't want him to get lazy. It's interesting that you say this because I would have said like a week ago, I would have been like, no. I mean, give people their problem property do until I had someone say to me, you can't give a one dick to everyone and I was like, wait what I didn't even know there were like gradients like it was a level like on clippers. There's like the clippers on one, two or three depending on how you want to hear cut. I had no idea and he was like, you can't because not everyone can kinda like handle it and I'm like, what do you mean? I know exactly what he means you to know how I know exactly what he means because I got thirty two questions in these EMT's today about what do you do when you get dick matai. That's all we are asking. How do you handle being digman is what do you do being is, how do you manage being dictates is listen. These is onto us. They're onto us. Literally. He was like, you can't give them that because they going while they're gonna be wanting to face on you all the time, etcetera. It's just I feel like they only hand out the a one if they feel like you are removed enough to where they're not going to have to like manager emotions or two, they're like, I wanna be managing her emotion, so I need to keep her clothes or managing her money because that's the other part. Someone in my DM tease asked how come the Knicks with the good dick are always, and I mean always broke because that's their, that's their currency. That's their cowry shells. And their exchange is bringing you. That's what it is. That's what it is, you know? But the thing is like so many of you are asking, like, what do you do about great sex? How do you manage it? How do you handle is like it's as with anything moderation. Moderation because the reality is to her point is like, if you if you, if you tell somebody too much, I feel like they career a couple of different ways..
"dick matai" Discussed on Small Doses
"Before this episode is over, I will have played my five favorite sexy time zones. Snippets of them so that you can just get a feeling of like, what? Let's man the mood. I'd like to make sure that everyone knows that this is not a commercial to dive in my DM's with what years? Actual palaces. However, it is more actually just like a nudge in the right direction for those or listening to say like, oh, maybe I'll include that into my sexual repertoire or maybe I should do that for others when involving my sexual repertoire. You know, I have lived a very full life. And Thus I can recognize greatness in all areas from arch shoe music. Two. This x.. Myself a. Was were for someone who pursues excellence in all areas. Now, of course, this is my podcast, so it's all about my point of view of this, so don't get me wrong. Everyone has their own point of view on what is great sex to them. This podcast episode is all about what is great sex to Amanda and perhaps can introduce you guys to some thoughts about how you can elevate your sexy time. To be sexy. Great. Sex takes your breath away. Great. Sex has daydreaming the highlight reel throughout your next day, create sex is like the time I asked my homeboy, what is good pussy feel like? And he said, good puts it field like home. However, this episode is all about great sex, and I have to remind you though the great sex contribute up, it can get you stuck and it can have you suffering from what I call s. t. s. sexually transmitted shoe, pity. All right, and I got a lot of folks who know what that means. Some dick whipped. Some dick matai is I call it sexually transmitted, should pity when all of a sudden because of the GS the great sex, you no longer can discern, is this good or should I put up with this or should I let this go? Yes. The shit that's happening outside of the great sex, if it's not good, let it go. But today for once we're just going to compartmentalize the enjoyment of some good old fashioned stroking. I think we should drop some gyms. I always feel like I could be a lot better about like my health and just managing the balance of nutrients and things I'm putting in my body. I'm always on the go. I'm always running around and I'm the kind of person where it's like it's five o'clock and I'm like, damn die each day. Now, because of that, I've been trying to be more conscious and that's what ritual comes in because ritual is really a healthy option for filling in the gaps in diet and checking the box every morning. Right? So it had vani benefits. It makes it hair skin nails better. It's only omega three that actually tastes good. I mean, when you open the bottle, you can actually smell like, oh, this is, and I mean, vitamin d and ritual the first vitamin I remember to take because I'm lacking by them and they make it so easy because you can just set it up to where it gets delivered to you every month. You don't gotta remember to go refill on your ritual. Also this very good. Women's specifically, right? It's vegan, it's sugar free. It's non GMO gluten free. It's free. It's all the freeze y'all. It's all the freaks. And like I say, like the mint, the mint scented, like in the bottle with the oil like it, just it just feels like, you know what? This Melville good. It must be good. And I think that's a real thing that we do in our minds like we have to decide that something is going to be good by how it smells. I know that's how I am. I've definitely turned out. Ooh. Now was scripture base..
"dick matai" Discussed on Reality TV RHAP-ups: Reality TV Podcasts
"And she does seem to be able to talk to people and cheese if i'd attendant she deals with but hold on a daily basis so i have some bigger faith in her ability to longterm plus i think she's just pretty kick ass when i like her something else i think we should talk about as we go through each player i forgot about the angela but just like how we feel about them in comparison to how we thought about them or thought of them preseason like what what were your expectations of bailey have has she met them has she supported you as she exceeded them personally i feel like i think she's maybe just slightly disappointed me i felt like maybe maybe i expected a five going in i'm writing for she was the number choose or eleventh person taken in the draft actually which is surprising to me but yeah i don't know i think that she she probably is about where i thought she'd be she's a lot more dick matai than i thought she would be i did not expect that show would go for him as hard as she has and because to me we've talked about the fact that she's way more into him than he's into her though i know he is very inter to act like not nine and it's just it's it's an old tune to me at this point i thought when i got together like i was like okay yeah it makes sense i get it they make a good couple but i thought that she would be more of the person like okay this guy i'm not super into him he's kind of coming after me and i'm kind of stream along to play the game but that's not really the way it's true now but you know she's basically met my expectations for my original assessment so i'm not really surprised they think that this kind of what i expected slow right and the audience voted bailey a four out of ten as well so does that surprise you i thought they would enjoy her a little bit more i think maybe she's probably getting knocked down for instance people because they're a little put out with how into swaggie she isn't that she's not really her own woman and it's kind of not playing her own game at this point but she does have that capability especially if he goes home so i disagree with them all right let's move onto brett melissa what are your thoughts on brett's you know i actually been surprised with the his i really thought the roles that brett and winston would play would have been totally reverse i thought winston was going to be like the nice guy going into the house and that was gonna be the total douche and brit is kind of a dish but in like a sometimes endearing way where he's kind of funny about it and he knows he's do show it's more funny you know so i feel like he's been able to socialize people in a good way i feel like he's made some good connections i guess my one issue with him on that my one issue but but you know a major issue with him is that he is so connected with winston and he is like solidified himself in this alliance and i think that he winston him seemed to be a really strong pair i think that that's going to be a problem when they try and target the lions and while maybe winston would be the first one to go out i think that if anything were to happen brent breath right might be the one to you know be kicked out as well so yeah i i don't know it also his read on the game typically is not very good but the fact that he's got these social bonds and maybe he'll pick up on it i think i'm going to give him a sick yup almost six as well i think he is actually a pretty nice guy within the house but he is totally clueless when it comes to the game and i think that that's going to cause problems later on although i don't necessarily share your view that that he will be targeted if winston somehow wins veto i think angela would actually be the person that would go out behind winston so i think brett might be able to dodge that apparently people people have kind of like him and ask you is so i would.
"dick matai" Discussed on Lip Service
"It was great it was you know what was happening were you nervous did you too i wasn't nervous 'cause i was high yeah that that'll do it and like the person like i was i was with was very like helpful he knew he was doing okay he's not out to him because a lot of older so a lot of them after that that it was hard for you to let him go now it was i don't it was it was weird because we were like friends like flirting mocking in he's make you come in the it was just kind of happened but it was was that like the only time or it was it was it was it was memorable like one of the most number if he hits you now would you be down on well you have been like dick matai at the dick was so good you is like okay i really see so light i've seen a homegrown go through the numbers like you don't get it now yeah lucky you that might be on a full length album about being dick metallised that might be next yeah next album i mean next situation whatever you put out careful careful that might be the next big job with somebody just because the sex soga like in a relationship yeah no and put up with certain shit just become come everytime i haven't stayed with somebody just because the sets putting up why should is different than staying with somebody i was having sex with somebody just for the sex if that counts that counts like it wasn't a relationship but it was like a sex thing and i didn't want anything else from him but the his life i don't have feelings for like that the dig is good enough in the feelings about the window i've never really had great sex with somebody i didn't care about too much i mean not not care about just like not like it's not a relationship care about i cared about the person but i guess i didn't wanna be with that person so we just haven't said i always have many relationships even if it don't ask like super long i'll fuck with somebody for like six months like heavy you know how do i yeah i do know i just i just wonder like when do you feel like all right this like i don't feel like every single person has sex with was like i'm super close with them now we're going to have sex and might have been lie i'm not gonna lie to you look good i fuck what you i'm john leads fuck it might have been like that before and i've might have had longer relationships with them than people that i thought i was so called close with you know what it is go to people's houses and i don't be people at my house like that right so maybe that's why 'cause i'm like mad cautious like you know i don't go to nobody's house mark i don't know i'm like paranoid about shit because if you don't know somebody like that you don't know if a big on bust in the house you don't know if he mess with somebody the baby mama got the kid with the sun i don't wanna be quitting no situation with somebody i don't really fucked it like that and then as far as my house don't really let people in my house like unless i kinda know you unless i'm having a cookout in two hundred people are there oh my god to angela the most like i feel like i'll be like don't come to my house of anybody live like i'm having a cookout everyone wants yeah spend the night at engine south after birthday was like twenty of everybody on yeah it was yeah yeah but you're like more like with.
"dick matai" Discussed on Why Won't You Date Me?
"Yes you get dick matai just like walk can't wait to listen i'm me in in my paused and my mouth and i can't wait alert are you guys on tender or bumble or scruff or grinder or okay kupa or harmony i'm on scruff and i'm on an out for bears called growlers oh yes forgot about gretler okay miss ground and how could you not on hornet i am on when but my photo on hornet is because i work for corn at my photo is me in full drag so the people that hit me up on that have a very specific type is it they want to drag queen with a penis how this is fun yeah i about this go into one time in a full baby outfit on a dark alley club and dark i mean it was well because my friends were alleys or well and my friends walked by saw happen but that guy had a very specific fetish which was people who are men that dress like women that dress babies on so that man has an option of three people and get into the logistics of this like me bows dressed in drag which means he has a foam pad under multiple layers of type six pairs tights i was fully talked the baby outfit was a diaper with a shit staying on the back and the front of it have green baby vomit all over at glitter vomit on my.
"dick matai" Discussed on Psychedelic Salon
"Some of you may know bobby foul the new york he's an interesting guy he has an idea he says that that he had the take something which he called civil bbn he says not civil disobedience but if below bbn he everybody who should who smokes pot should take their paw on a certain day and march down to the cop shop and demand justice be done and that if everybody's smoked pot didn't that the court would be so called the entire madness of the whole thing would be exposed for everyone to see and it would just be impossible to enforce that the strategic idea it might work from observing american society as long as i have very clear to me they don't hand out right around here the only people who have any right are people who demand them and you can look at how black people broke free and the fifty you can look at how the gay community got it so together in the seventies and eighties and apparently in less you're willing to stand up for what you are you're going to be forever dick matai it was it was you know black people they couldn't escape but the reflectively of this can mark them but it was very very courageous for gay people many of whom were that way in the closet and doing well in straight society to rip goal that and they know look what's going on this is who i am now there's a problem it's your problem not my problem and and homosexuality with the crime in many states in day just as thar so i think really we're feary we're gonna have to risk something we're going to have to risk our jobs our reputations perhaps some of our friendships and say look this is what it is now if you don't like it don't do it but don't legislate for the rest of society the very complex enterprise and what's good for you.
"dick matai" Discussed on Rob Has a Podcast
"What about at the end of the episode where we saw josh hysterical crying wiz that fake tears or was he really crying that was real tears i am i that's probably spoiler territory but i mean you can see from the episode he was conflicted about voting jason out i'm reading that he told christmas that he actually was thinking about keeping jason and the only reason that he didn't is because he was scared that jason would would win hugh and in place a christmas on the block that's the only reason otherwise he would have voted to keep jason and i would have been here for that have been great art here's so i want to ask you guys about so there were a lot of tweets and talk on reddit today about a clip of christmas tally a hearttoheart with the camera and i saw this go both ways where people were talking about it and then also aisles assad called fake news and they would stuff that with edited incorrectly does chris smith's has she revealed that she is in love with paul brent fell out of your chair momentarily this is terrible honestly you know we said offers israel or not i believe it's real because i've always felt that there was some weird connection with her and paul maybe teheran can has a different opinion but i feel like it's real and we always said during be rose sixteen that derek had at the house guests hypnotize but this is like way worse because christmas has been dick matai she's been dick matai in the area in the hat for him kashi there is a natural chemistry between these two i way lisa at least going from her to him that i cannot deny watching the feeds and i do really really believe that this is part of her thinking frankly it explains everything to me because she has been so ridiculous listening to josh about now wanting to entered the inner teannati thing about paul and then you see on the life feed saying well when i leave this house i'm going to have i'm going to know whether or not my hearts broken or whether it on my heart is healed.