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SEEING ANGELINA JOLIE ON THE RED CARPET WAS ALMOST PARALYZING? w/ Catt Sadler

Guys We F****d

10:41 min | 2 months ago

SEEING ANGELINA JOLIE ON THE RED CARPET WAS ALMOST PARALYZING? w/ Catt Sadler

"What up fuckers, it's Christina Hutchinson and Karen Fisher your about to listen to a clip of our show guys. We fucked the Anti slut shaming podcasts with guests, Tat Sadler Yeah, and if you want to hear more the whole more us more of other brilliant minds because we're Bouillon. Brilliant head on over to luminary. PODCASTS DOT COM or you can get a subscription for as low as two dollars and ninety nine cents a fucking month when I remember about having a baby when my second son when I was. Ghost thirty one at the time was that I was a morning show and had be at a morning show at four am had. War. In because it was a morning, show six to nine and already had one child who was like three, and then it'd be up in the night like nursing my brand my newborn in the like heading out the door three, forty, five am nurse at I did sleep I would drive in the snow. Anyway that's all. That's the real struggle. That's the Jug. Off but how helpful was your husband at the time during that? was he a WH-? Was He taking on You are. GonNa. See. This know the answer is whatever is like. Screw fishing for anything and. Of course we're we're asking with his Sassy Joan. Well, we hope for your sake guy, he was pulling his weight. You've only I haven't been touched by man sexually in seven months. And my crush of men in their attitudes just lately is is very I. Don't I'm not a fan so. Perhaps that was reflected in my town, we were deeply affected by. Listen it is a very real problem. Actually, I, don't know if you guys earn a book fair play I know neither your mom's that for some might be, but there's a woman her name is Eve Brodsky she was on my podcast naked and it got that episode got so much response. She read this book all about this very topic about highs and women do all be invisible labor not compensated for Iraq supported at home and this full she's like eight years of research how men and women should the Labor at how things should have more on the ballots in or however your partnership books About carrying the weight. So anyway, just for people listening think it's a great read if you haven't but I married a really my first husband was one of those almost probably just because he's pretty controlling. Don. He liked to be in the middle exceed life to do his part. He lies diverse. He likes take them the daycare like he he was beautiful. Great. Great I couldn't have literally couldn't have done my job at the rams okay. I was hoping I was hoping it would be a story like that. You know not what I was expecting. So it's like I think we need to hear more about men doing the work because I hear way too many stories about men not doing the work and it's making me jaded and making just want to be a lesbian and I know you can't pick your sexuality, but I needed to hear a story about a guy being good. So that's good. Yeah. We were deeply affected by a cartoon that was featured new this. Week that it. It's a picture of a woman holding two grocery bags one in either hand the guys down on his knee proposing and he says, Hey, would you like to take on more responsibility as while my life remains largely unchanged and it's I mean if you're it got a huge bonds when we re posted it on social media and like I have thought about Christina sunsets me maybe like three days ago and I I've just periodically throughout the weekend I kept thinking of and laughing because I was like so sad and part. I mean it just one more thing to make a sad right now right like. Even if the world wasn't and we have pandemic and everything else that we didn't election coming up and then and then we just it all down to go. Guys Real assholes to alone in my. You know just one more thing. Isn't it fun? It's so fun. Did you ever get? 'cause you guys would have to do. You are obviously around celebrities all the time and they're promoting something they're always promoting a movie or TV or whatever the fuck that promoting. That ever get old for you like because I can imagine like I worked at a Like I've been like I go to the SNL parties and stuff and you know we're stand up. So I know like Michael He's not like big big famous because comedians are more like level-headed but I've been around really famous people before and I'm just like. Just so interested in it, but then sometimes there sometimes they're genuinely sweet and dumb but sometimes, they're mean but then sometimes they're like freely kind. Resilient and they're people just like. I really I sometimes I do forget that. But like how has your experience been like Because I imagine you can't ask them what you want to ask them on a program like news they're gonNA feed you questions, right Yeah, yeah you know. It sound like what you just said. What's interesting is did it ever get old sometimes? Yes. Because it was you know at the end of the day when you're doing that kind of program, you know you could do a thirty minute interview and actually a pretty good. But only two minutes of it makes the air infusion interested. The makes the Arabs the. Click. Bait right like year. He will watch. So that was you know frustrating sometimes the divinity days forest celebrities in general they are I, mean summer nights. Some are not so nice. Some are funny. Some aren't some want to share and understand like the having some kind of connection makes for good TV's awesome yeah. I mean you know. It just again by the way, some people worked in town for. So long some people are really great and wonderful one night in the next see on there s I need it. You just yet they also human. On their own light. So they can have a bad day shore, and also if if somebody a strangers trying to photograph my child I'd be like Oh you're going to meet my best like I I i. couldn't be the terrible celebrity because I punched the pops all the. Yeah. That's true. That would get. When you? Divorce. Your husband, your first husband. Because the other thing about with male celebrities and it could be because I haven't been touched by man sexually and seven months but the really hot like really. Really fucking hot and I. IF I got like I was with a guy for seven years I'd never stand up when we broke up I was like I'm GonNa. Fuck. All the comics I've wanted to fuck forever. When you got divorce where you like y'all hit on these hot dudes that I get to see every day her nine still waiting for Brad Pitt I mean. He's a debate he and his hot in person as as we think he is he's he gets older. It gets, hotter its own unserious. It used to be Johnny Depp for me. That's more my speed. Yeah. Good Morning Doug, stanhope I am. What's also weird is that the longer we live here in the longer work care here are the smaller circles get when you know people who know him at Dayton amid frenzied aid I know. I should probably know. Are they do I want to jump their bums did actor might a divorce? I mean what? What was weird after divorcing someone that you're with for twelve years I think I was like my early Thirties I met my husband in college like he offers you never had a slut phase. Really. Little College. Good. and. Is. The thing I remember most about getting divorced after twelve years is big with the same person who? I was petrified that I wouldn't remember how to have sex or other hits or any. Good way right now on, it's only been a couple of months. I, have a bit of my stand up. I'm like imagine one Dick for seven years. You're like, that's my Dick I. got that Dick, want them doing and then you you're all alone and there's always Dick's walking around and you're like, I don't know. How To do it? Yeah. It comes right back though if This. Is going to be a fun little slut base and it was It was wonderful. It's a really good timing because we are usually on this show kind of against young marriages or getting together younger staying with sweetheart. But if you get divorced in your early thirties, that's time not really. Wow. Really. Did honestly I mean I hate to say this but it's true because you know my age a lot of my friends are having children now right there in the diaper stage in their industry roller stage and I have two years ago. My youngest is going to be out of high school and I'm like that's odd i. find that right man because I feel like I don't feel like I'm getting old and my life is starting to slow I feel like I'm about to just slow up like take off. FRITO. And your kids are enough to like. Your kids are old enough to be fully formed humans that you can enjoy their presence and then they go off into the world and then you're young and that yeah, that is really good timing. It's really nice. I mean it was really. I. Mean my twenties were. Work, I mean work because I was professional working every day and I was it was a high pressure on TV job and then I was trying to raise to look back and I'm like, how did I even function? How did I function at all? But yeah, I mean now I so fortunate Is stressful as teenagers are in their own way on edge new kind of heaviness that comes with raising kids today that are older on my God. Have you ever seen a social dilemma? Yet? I just watched it. Yes. I watch it though my hell the Internet's or the social media's the devil, but we can utilize it in like it that quote about there's only two industries that call. Their users their their customers, users, elicit drugs, and social media I saw that on your instagram and that's very true. Did you like that clip? Do you want to hear the whole thing? Yea Go Luminary podcast dot com subscribe where you can hear more of guys. We've talked more of Trevor Noah more of Michael, rapaport more roxane gay more of Lena Dunham and so many more brilliant minds. That are part of the Luminary Family Luminary podcast dot com do it screw it? Nice. Thanks.

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Reliving Our Sex Fails!

Hey B*tch!

1:11:23 hr | 5 months ago

Reliving Our Sex Fails!

"We're. Working man, human torch was denied a bank loan. To big mood where the moods are big. TITS are small. Wait except for us as you halted this catch small cities cities. Cities. Today Ariel is no, no I actually have multiple. Guys do or stereotyping. By. Dad Hustle Nipples. Dad's small in Areola, but Kinda plump, full. They always look hard. Yeah! A little hard to that's why I. Don't wear thin. Tesol guys like. Nipples were kind of like all direct. Otherwise they'd. They'd look though e. Not Attractive. Own your dough nipples. You work at work. I have one inverted one you do. But then if you touch it, it goes out those are so cool to have an inverted one. And then it popped out like in my twenty years old and I was like. Yeah, ball shopping, Nivea popped out. Yes, exactly and my voice dropped. Birds and the weird thing is, it's the sensitive one. All the time we both of your nipples aren't sensitive. More sensitive favorite one. That's why he hide inside I am. When you roast, it like gets all. LITTLE GIRLS BEGGING Deeper, deeper, Hole! Ask. About concave. I need a me day. Hell's going on. No I'm still waking up. The are good morning. We are talking about sex fails today, and if you notice voices missing, it's because they are quote unquote too good at sex to fail us. Verbatim. She's verbatim. I can't relate so probably I should not be in this episode. Let's bring in someone who's for sure. We have a guest today. That's right. Jim Wrong Soothe today. Chunks I always to. They've Chung the. Chunk Los it's. No it with the G. O.. Beer. So I get it, but it's just chant. Wrong sue. The, is that at the end of the wrong? Wrong Suits. The furniture is about to start floating. Hunting around. The core. On. Do, so we are talking about sex fails We have ours sex expert, judging us from the sidelines while we discuss our failures but I feel like after talking to people, you know you want experiment. You want to take risks, but this sometimes those risks don't always play out and I think it's always funny. To share it. Because I buried them deep in the back of my mind for so long. I saw my first one was bondage. You guys ever tried yeah I. Just don't think we did it right. Okay, so we didn't have. Really one person's fault bondage. Turn. Still in right. It didn't work because they didn't have the right ropes this bitch. Yarn that's what I was GONNA say. You laces shoelaces. Rope. We did it like really WanNa go to home depot to like. Not Spencer. Shops I didn't even think of that. She's pushing that giant orange thing down home depot, looking for bondage rose like duct, tape and rope kidnapping situation. Work right like. What happened, so was like Scotch tape in shoelace lying I swear to God. It was shoelace. Scotch Tape Twenty Almighty you. Twenty five, you told for the. First Time. Yes so it was kind of on a whim because I was like I just kind of discovered like gene, and I were talking about how we both love being submissive and I just kind of discovered how much I like being degraded during sex. It's great so I was like. Let's push it farther. You know we had. We did dirty talk. We did the you know roughing around, but then like. Let's go a little bit more, and so I was like. Let's try bondage, and then we didn't have the supplies, so we did it a different way kind of spontaneously, and it just felt like. You pretending to know I was really tied up. He did not really tight, but it's not good for shoelaces. Yeah, it was. Cutting into my skin, and then like I couldn't move like my feet were too close together because. We couldn't get in there. No. Guys could have had a belt. Yeah. Why were you? Just instructing you guys know seriously. Then there's literal kit for the first time. I like really started messing with the bondage stuff There was like a little kit. Aswa Spencer's or whatever? Down the ATHOL. Bondage. And it's Velcro, but it's tight and it goes under your mattress Oh. Yes? So like the ankle. Being. I'm not mad. But I'm not mad at that. I remember that Ad. He did. Oh Yeah? Yes, and they got mad, so we're not going to say that which brandon. Whatever, but did I ever tell you about when my dad found the box. Have you heard that? No, so like okay, so I had this Bondi's box like? A little kid and through the box and my trash I'll still living at home at the time, and then my dad I took out my trash. He found the box and he wanted to sit down and talk to me and he's like he's like Tim. I found found. This is a box you had. Off. And he's like. Are You kinky? Love Your Dad. I mean what what are you? What do you mean, Dad? He's like I'm like this isn't like. Kinky this regular stuff. Is You know it's like it's not a big deal. He's and he was concerned that I was. It was like a gateway drug to like some crazy shit. You know what crazy shit? He was thinking hanging hanging. Still, you do bondage. Nah But. Yes, each other's mouths! Little concern, but it was my mom found a box one time the very first time I ever bought a vibrator and by the way I didn't like it. I think I just went to cheap but it was. It was not good feeling so I threw it away, and I threw it in the outside trash, just to make sure that no one was like checking the regular trash can, and she's still founded, and then I was like how the is, she's like what is this hour's like? It was a gag gift, but I found a better one. No Way. You can tell me if you like toys, and I was like Udo. Call it. Eighteen I just eighteen. There's not much you can do. I didn't smoke, so that was fun. I bought a lot of ticket and. I N Benchley dead. And the the to Mash Casino was like eighteen and up so Mash Shoe Mush Casino. It's in Santa Barbara Wilson like the mountains yet, but secondly I think Santa Barbara Still, but it's like our casino that people go to and and that was fine. We played some slot machines, but then like yeah, I was never able to go into this one porn store that we had always past downtown like we'd always walk past it, but. In as teenagers all WANNA. See what's actually in there and it was all nervous. They're like yeah, they're like. Have you ever bought a anything before and I was like no. It's like a good one to start, thank. You so brave. I would not have gone alone. I need a girlfriend with me. Way from there with me, but. He made me talk to them. It's does he was just like watching laughing from the. I remember the first time I went to a point shell was with the boyfriend at the time and I made him go buy it while I, just did on the side and I. Would he by I? Don't remember what we bought. It was a while ago that would just you go buy it? And then just like a walkout for you. It's kind of like the guys for some buying condoms you, you know you're a little embarrassed. You like buried in like. Going to get like a jug of orange juice and Some chips. Gone into. What are these? I can't imagine you shy gina. was. My first time. I only get all this stuff here like the like the fake pussies feeling all silicone like. The giant ones. You're like Ooh you. The first time I ever saw toys was at Spencer's because they didn't have that like closed off. It was there and I remember going there after 'cause. My High School is right across the street from the mall, so then after high school after school. We would go, and I'd be staring at all this stuff and I'm like. Where does this even go? You can find a little like candy panties and stuff It. was six I wanted to I was like edible underwear who? Wanted to buy them in like no, no, no! No I would. What did you feel? Fun Stories. About you said. Your Like! You trade having sex in a pool and OH. Yeah, yeah, that was a fail so I used to live in this house ahead had a really big pool in the backyard who was really nice and so one time me and my boyfriend were like hey, let's trae skinny dipping. Because we had never done that before, so we're like okay. Fuck it, so it was like in the middle of the night. Only the moon was lighting up the pool because the light and everything just in case. Because I'm like just in case like their neighbors like peeking or something, so then we get in there skinny dipping. It was really fun actually I'm like this is liberating, just swimming naked, and like Oh let's try to have sex. And then so we were attempting like you know fucking four-player or whatever, but then once it once it came to the moment, actually insert. Water is not the best looper. saw over high. Shower. It sounds so I'm. Sarah sex do because it doesn't like. You can avoid the water hitting and rinsing off your your natural juices. Yeah, but in the pool. There's no avoiding that so I'm like fuck would have known I would've brought some Bassolino or something get to old having sex in the shower 'cause. If you're not having the water, hit you. You're just anyway. It's hard to suck Dick in the shower because his water dripping. Your eyes and the. Like I feel like it never really feels as good because you know. Natural juices just have a different consistency. It's. Literally just. What water feels like you ever turn on your windshield wiper, but it's dry. Drags Yeah exactly if some drugs exactly what it was like, so then once it was like I was like you know what we're fucking doing it no matter what the sucks, but I wanna see what the experience is like, so we manage to get it in and as we were like going out cycle. KS hurts way too much. Shit yeah, and then later on I, read something and I. Don't know how true this is, but I read that like water could get like pushed up in there, and it's bad where I was like. Oh my God I could die in like the chlorine or. To Air Bubbles and get up there and in very rare cases. Skinny dipping I would get in there, and then I would like us. The the Kuch airs like when you went out of breath. You. A little. saw. Crazy It worse. I actually get pool sex to work one time because my boyfriend had a Jacuzzi and pool and it was like like we could try to do this wall appearance or they're. They didn't notice in. It didn't work the first time within the second time we used vaseline and that got in because it like what almost like waterproof? Yeah, the Dick! SMART. I heard Vassals Lot goodish of up there so you could totally get infection. Yeah, I didn't get one but I. Wonder if that would work, coconut oil mount we're. SORTA oil because like that like pool, sex or sex is always whack because I mean yeah I've had good experiences to, but for sure you you gotta be. The lady has to be very juice or Water fucks it all or wide equipped. Bit Loose. Why but set vagina? What's? Cooking slip in there. Yes. Wide you need lubrication girl like semantics. y'All have to lose a toy, but. no, no I have not how? You. How does that work? With the ball, so it does. It was the one. Oh? Why Budweiser. But China. China what happens, so we were. We were like we've never tried this before. It's like one day. Try, like a plug I'm again. Do Whatever I WANNA cute one. It's one of those ones that like the jewel at the so cute, so we were just like experimenting our first time, so we got a toy and it comes small medium large I'm like medium like we're. We're like. Bit! Tight. Big You know. I've come comes out of there. So. Big Shits. Darling, she gives birth all the time. Logs. So we were, we were like it was in there, and he was hitting missionary style. It was reaching towards the end where everything was A. It's great, and it's just like going hell hard, and then like he comes, and then I'm like all right cool, and then like I. I didn't feel Tony Mars I go. Hey I. Think I. think it excellent. Popped out, he he looked down after he came and he was like. Where's the toy? I'm like why it came out, he goes. No it didn't and we just didn't Sierra well. No, because like you for about. Like sensation worthy, but ring is the exit entrance I guess apparently. Not on the inside right right just right. And then we just looked at each other for like half a second I panicles like. Go to the are going to be one of those stories. and. I was just like. Oh God. Do we do and I'm just like. Rich in there I'll be right back. Reached in. He's pooping out. No, do know Poop pooping it out like Oh. Pressure. Is Weird. Weirdos like our first time trying to fucking awful so I had to reach in there I was three fingers in. I felt it. I felt. You needed the large one I think. This. By the way this is our first episode back in the city. So it's like three finger. Reach in there and I felt it. And then like. I actually like Klenge when I went back in November. And then. All the way in your intestines you. Work my hand around. My. My do sitting there. He's like he's like you'll case supporting them like okay. That's how I know you're keeper. We'll talk about this later. He's good. He's like. Don't don't don't clench John. So you have grabbed it by the end. Had to push to get it out and then I finally got it out, and we just sat there for a second just like. And then you're like. Shit my watch. figured. Okay it's okay. Okay I. Never, the my head in my hand in. This Does. Yeah, it was. It was scary, so I wanna read a letter just like whoever manufactured thought. Possible. Measurements of but holes on. There should be a size chart. We should have a universe. Like, we do with clothing. So now just like. y'All like by ones with like a long court that you can yank it out. Large Is Man you got you got the plus size. You get the Tory story. Lately. I. Love. Love your home. If you guys ever tried but stuff. Just make sure you get the right size. I am lost a condom in me once. Yeah that happens. But like I have not used to wearing condoms I was just gonNA say. You. got. Tried and true methods like it works for all of us. He pulled out onto economist. Gary does that happen? I don't know so. It was Steve and we, so I got off birth control, and I was measuring my ovulation cycles, and it didn't want to get pregnant at this time, because it was like during the year that I was flushing out any like I'm hormones or whatever trying to get regulate regular again, and so during ovulation time we'd wear condoms, which is like weird 'cause we never worn condoms before the years together and It was too small for. His Dog. And it was like he was complaining about being too tight the whole time, but I was like. At least it won't fall off. You're like, thank you. And, so then he finishes and He's like. Where to go and look. I mean did it fall off and he's like I. Think so. We looked everywhere. We looked all around the house and I was like all. Under the couch. Couch I couldn't feel it though like I was like. There's no way inside me. I kinda fingered a little bit. fucking hate fingers like I hate fingers and I had like big long. Yeah like hard Gel pointy nails, and so I just like I didn't want to get all the way in there, so I like fingered to the first knuckle. CHECKING RICE! And it wasn't there, so. It must have just slipped off like it's so. We can't find and so I like look. Everything's fine the next morning. The next morning on. fucking. Not In me, yeah! All. Night. And then I, and then I P and it felt dry like that's how I didn't even come out like I just felt dry and I was like that's weird, usually what I P it feels. Like home ways and then I. Like winter wipe, and it was like like sticking out like a book and Balloon. Latex. Balloon. Water balloon was. Clenched tight close. Through CEO! I Yeah, basically just pulled it out and it was very satisfying to like. 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I've laid down some solid Dick. And then, but then there's also Tom's. I like fuck man. This girl is going to go the rest of her life. Being like you know what you see that guy i. Gave me wars dig I've ever had or like times that I just busted so fast and like it just happens when you're when you're especially when it's like a new girl that you're like it's your first time doing stuff with There's definitely been times where like a girl is so high that you can't get hard and. Don't realize that happen and I think that's happening. It's happening to me. I. Do. Believe it. Because you just get so nervous and you've been thinking about this for so long, and then finally it comes time to, and it's like nothing nothing helps. You can get like you can get head for forever and. A girl feels to because it just it's. It's devastating. I know. Home. You promised. I miss. in terms of like a funnier fail so I. Use a mess with this girl. That was like five eleven of I've talked about this on. Your say well. Okay, I'm five four and a half. Okay half is true because five four, we measured. There is a half an inch. Clem to step salute. Okay literally okay, so I'll tell you about the wind i. Think, about the win the one time we were trying to do like outside just to be spontaneous and fun and Shit, and Mike were on the side of like just like business, like a like an establishment, a place, and so of course when you when you're doing it. You know. The. GO-TO is like dude from the bag girl. Bend over you know, but like of course traditional protocol tradition protocol for the outside outside smashes the. Property, so she was like you know. Of course. He's five eleven so her like her coup Ama- nipples. I can't reach so I'm like underneath or something we'll. We're outside up on her, so she had to go straddle like super wise. Here's what we did. Here's what we did. There was a bucket that. Turn the bucket down. On top of the bucket, and then she'd been over, and we did it like that and that worked. Bless you. The bucky like creek. I've. You gotta be. True termination. Fail would also be on. Put that bucket there have. To be. Out of after that experience like I'm surprised and walk around with the steps like. With. especially with that girl. You just you gotTA. You gotTA. You gotTa Roll with the punches. You know because you never know. He's a queen. Were like you know how women are like I can't. Like men who were short of me. I mean I'm bitches. Uh but she's a queen for that also. I, mean it was? It was me so you? Really WanNA. Be Five four and a half, but you're your personalities Ed. Thanks guys thanks. You know I was trying to preach that to my. My store is out there. Like Hey, man you. You can't let uh society. Tell you that you can't go after your goals and dreams. Honestly I never looked at high I never knew that was really a thing until later in life but yeah my. Boyfriend's before Steve were were all short. They're all under six foot. Yeah, order the new or just shorter than me, but like the five six five four. Was Heels on and with us on. I'm much taller for sure I. Tried it I. Really did I I really want I don't WanNa. Be a bitch about it. Can't do it and that's that's a problem. That's main problem. You know I'm not strong enough for admit that same. You need a good five four king to like a change your mind. You know what I'm saying feel like. We're you? Four inch heels and I'm already five six. You know what I mean. Don't want guy like on your waist. Like for for the wedding issued I, did so. Maybe, don't wear to the he'll. He'll heels, you know. Down a little bit, we're just about like we're pretty much I may have like a quarter of an inch. Taller just regular shoes. I'm not about China like force the the the Chirad either to you know what I'm saying like I'm sorry. For wait. Is that what you just said? Yes? Oh, but the but the tall girl fail. Yeah, basically the same situation we were like. At a hotel like what some people and And we were trying to do it in. person. On the shoulders of my home, you know, did you slip? No, we're we're. We're in this hour and it was the same shit like showers. Standard Protocol is like is standing up sex and it was. It wasn't working so then it was like Has It ever worked with guys facing each other standing up sometimes? Not Work. Dick is like out my chest. I'm. Sure dudes man because he was like a leg. Up Yeah Yeah, he's a foot taller and has gotten in the way because like doing the style on the other end, if the girls way too short As high as possible so hard, and he has to like our dog that'll. Get Lower It's bad. I've never bought that. You know when we became friends I would imagine your husband having sex so much. FREE WHEN? You. Talk about it so much I feel like ask. The feels really baroque that open. Literally. There wouldn't pussy you. So that didn't work out in the shower for you. You said you know I just didn't work so then. We had to just Kinda like. Do get on the floor and the our doesn't comfortable because the. Her. And I was like doggystyle in the hour. Everyone's on their knees with her. You know so that would be. That would be like a fail nothing crazy. Yeah, ever failed aside from like you know. Get nervous going soft. You never like. Flip your girlfriend into a nights staring. I've. Never done this. Ideal is just like a hairline though it's really cute, that's a cute story. Now. You gotTA. Tell this story for those of you. I haven't heard gotTA. Tell my kids the story you know. Oh. Yeah so to that. We got a text message. What what? Holiday or something? Yes it was Thanksgiving thanksgiving wing in a text message in the Group From Nikki saying. We're in the Er right now and almost wanted life because they're in Vegas, so I'm like what happened. Worried yeah, it will be to Hella drunk I was so drunk and Steve made me feel like it was the end of the world to us really sweet very protective, but so we wanted to make a baby, and this was one of our first month's try like actively trying it's. Week. Let's try and so we were like we got a suite. We we've been having sex all over the place like all all the whole time. Usually we'll have sex one and the nights. If we're staying somewhere, but this was like multiple times a day. We like doing it so then. We were supposed to meet my brother and his wife for dinner because it was her birthday and We're like okay. Let's get one in while we're drunk. You. GotTa be relaxed like you can't be stressed. Got Hella drunk I made sure to do it right you. Tasted a lot of whiskey. We did like a whiskey flight so I. I'm up there and we. He goes once like normal. What we normally do missionary because of the height difference. It's hard so he we do it once, and then he's like I could go again tight, and so we get into it, and he's starting to go fast, and then he he flips me over, and usually this works like at our house. He flips me over. Side and and I. Go face first into this nightstand corner. Just like cuts and I thought I got hit up here. How because that's where the pain felt? Like a win all here and then I flip over and like you're bleeding and I was like. Oh, you didn't even react no. going. On and then was like all. Other kind of by, keep going, it's hot. And then he's like you're bleeding and I was like so I touched my eye, because I thought that that's where I had gotten hit, and like no, I'm not. And then he's like no, no, no, you're! You're lip completely split open and I was like. Oh No. He went to the bathroom and he's like no I think we need to stop, and so we went to the bathroom and I was like. 'cause like. Shane feel like I just. saw it and he's like you to go to the merge. Care like then when you're drunk, you bleed more. Yeah, right right must've to head wounds faithful. Yeah, the. More. And so he's like he's preppy me for the fucking worse. He scared the shit out of me. He's like okay. We're GONNA. Go there and like don't don't lie. Tell them the whole truth. I might go to jail. Off! As like because it looks like assaulted young battery. I don't know. Was I pressured? I would tell them like you didn't mean it like it was an accident. I don't know baby, but just still guy. And I was like okay. And they're. Take this room and I was like we're having sex and I'M NOT GONNA lie like he flipped me over and like we're trying to make a baby, okay. Talk. Usually like this. This? Is like okay okay. Like a crying I was like I was like it was second time every. Night, we didn't have our. I wanted to wear told me to tell them everything. Like totally any details talks. Takes to them I was like I'm in the ER. FAMILY STICKS Actually didn't text my family I. Don't think I didn't want to worry them and also I didn't want to ask too many questions. Stephen telling them. Dinner, well, he. We didn't make the dinner, but when we go back to the hotel, I went to bed because it was late, it was like midnight and he went because they were all gambling, so he was like, and then he told my mom my dad. Getting stitches, not we'll or they got liquid stitch. So they feel the pain, eventually, it'll I did not feel the pain ever a just. I couldn't move my mouth because. Completely like stitched there, and then I tried to put make-up over. It probably shouldn't have tried to put up over it, but it was like we're all going out and then. That was black Friday and we actually ran into a lot of like J.. Audience so people have pictures out there. Me With. which is new it. Let's say mouth is fucked up because like makeup over. Like yeah, there's like forums out there whether it's either. Steve beat Nikki or Nikki as herpes. Nikki doesn't look like that and realize. You got be. Because Nike gave him. Right, in Vegas. So, there is speaking of like when guys get nervous and they can't get hard. Yes, There's this one time I didn't think that I could have such terrible sex in my life. It's a grown adult I text the girls about this, too. Yeah, it was literally in the middle of just like guys in the middle of sex. Is the. More sex I've ever had ever. He's looking at me right now. Growing ask man like he had everything like he was a doctor Nice car. He was handsome. He had to overcompensate. So that's why August, handsome dudes man. But he's funny so now I think he's cuter got. Yeah no, the personality wasn't there either. I don't know what I was thinking, but you I was blinded by the doctor and his. and then so it was like our fifth or sixth date or something, and then you know as you know this. Is it this one? We're going to get it in like I've waited long enough. They have these dates. Yeah I, wild borough. Owes though you was you taking I'm okay. It's like what a month and a half. Russia's I always try to wait and then I'm like second date like let's go. So, we go to this place and you know we're hanging out Jacuzzi. He drinks a little bit as some whiskey. And then we watch TV, but nobody really watches. TV, and as we start like doing the heavy petting and stuff, and then like I'm stretch like we have closed on sill I'm struggling him. He pulls my shirt up and for the next like ten five ten minutes. The only four play was just him slipping my nipple. Yeah I remember that I remember inverted one my inverted one. What was it out to do? For him you. Fling not slugging, not nothing we. Wish you ever have a light switch into your house and you don't know what it does. Maybe thought you weren't turned on because it's inverted, so I can't go in. The runway groundhog. Becomes out it's time. So it was like just and I noticed I was like. Why is he only doing this one? Why is he only flicking my nipple and to why only one of the nipples? And you guys weren't weren't making our. We were making out. Okay. That's all he did like so much. I'm straddling him right and then were making out and all us. Just doing is taking care of Nipple, and it's gotten to the point where like hey, it's getting Kinda Sore. Stop Start Shaffi. Let's move this. One Nipple is weird question, are you because I know some girls and I just found this last year. The Not all girls even like getting the nibbles like soccer club with you love it. Okay, okay, okay, okay, cool cool! So. Let's move to the bedrooms. Get things going. He just. Could not get hard low a real quick. I learned this from my podcast from new nibbles. Clarify! Claiming? He has one set of Nipples for life got is. No new nipple. Drink sample please. Like and I vow to never have new nipple. No New News. So we get in there slip on a condom and it's just like hold on just. How do you even get the condom? Yeah, he was hard furlough bit okay. Slip it on, and let's do this and then immediately went. Soften 'em. Bitch what the fuck I felt like something. Oh, it's the condoms. That's happening awesome. Okay if that's going to be the Dickie, so did y'all do a him. Take the condom off and then. You suck it a little bit. y'All, we didn't know oral. Just did not want anything. Just flick my nipple and be soft inside. He didn't even though nothing like slugging. Dick I had a condom on though is. I understand that which is in the past when I would go soft from Louis. When I would go soft from the condom I'd be like I. Hold on like I. Try my best to get hard. You know without some head I. You know usually have to fucking slap against. Rub it against for a little bit or something right? You. But sometimes it's like man how I dissolve cleanest real quick. You give me some head. That was like the only thing that really worked for me. Enough to wipe it off I. have a rule. I was GONNA. 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And at this point I'm thinking. I'm going to tell the fucking girls about those moments moment i. go to your tax planning. To the bathroom and then so many, and he said well, what if we do? Let's try from behind wicker. Advice from behind goes off again and at this one I'm just like in my head. I'm just like. Is it me? Not the Shit Ain't me I'm you can't be me right? I mean just with the nipple. flicking I would already think like this is your problem. This is you. Know for sure you're in your thirties. You should know better than this. You know, so. It's got to the point where it's just like Let's just go to bed now. Maybe we'll try again tomorrow. I'M GONNA go to the bathroom to clean up and that's when I texted girls I was so upset. Didn't just text the girls? I texted my step, mom. It's like midnight over there for my mom. I have I just had the worse. I don't even know if you can call it sex. And she's like Oh my God. That's awful and then like. I didn't even want to spend the night and I was like. Hey, so I actually had to film tomorrow. So I'm sorry I gotta go. He's like Oh yeah okay, and then for like a few days like we didn't really and he didn't even Ask for head now because I feel like. If you've been like, maybe you suck, you don't like even if you me out first and then y'all would've had a understanding even offered to do that now. it was just hyper focused on my nipple exit. So I go home I wonder he's single. Yeah, and then so I. I'm I'm kind of distanced. A few days. The doctor thing he learned how to have sex from anatomy book. Like not less stimulation in this NIPPLE One Nipple. The best stimulate over thought it, yeah. And then a few days later you seem kind of distant and I just. Don't think I'm ready for a relationship right now, but like I feel like any person who like. Realizes that it went bad after a night of she kind of know why. Yeah, so now I'm just like. If you don't focus on both Nipples, you're out. Very at the very least. Like a combination of like a whole palm, yeah, over the BOOB, and then like go into the Nipple and PUNK. Warm and mold, and then word pressure, yeah! On, my sensitive one this is. It's like. Yeah I I I agree with all of that, too. Because for me, nipple play as I talked about this, but I get like about it when it's like just the nipple, and that's the the focus like I. Flip out like Casey's doing it again. Getting fixated and I'm like don't do it. Because I have I have had trauma from it like sexual past trauma so because of that, but like I'm like. Brown? Friends you know you have to play with so much base like there's a lot of fun. You can be having bags. Just go for that like there's no need to like focus on the nipple. Hate that. The other Doctor Guy. We'll get along just fine. Used to mess with a girl who when she was about to come, she would like. I would tell me to bite her nibbles like hard. To, come by one Abel's to the point where I would like almost be a little concerned when I was mid bite I'm like this has to hurt, but she's like no, no by Monday nibbles, so I can come and Yeah, like teeth or would. Leave Oh, no teeth I wanted his dick real hard one was blowing him. Like, he'll be like bowls, deepen me and he'll just be like bite and I'm like. Oh, he goes no bite hard. And I was just like. A thick foreskin. Know. who he was like the by as at the Bates, basically kind of like flattened a little like he wants to bite heart and I never understood it, but you know what you do, you not for me. Yeah, she's in. She's just into the nipples. Get that a little bit because then like towards like the climax like I. Don't know those an instinct once where I was just like. Like I just pinched it, and it just made it that much better. I don't do it all the time, but there was this one time that but teeth are sharp. fucking, that's another. That's another very I'm very secure. Not Subconscious self conscious of my blowjobs as of recently. Because my dentist put a brace behind the front teeth. Are! Off a older the permanent. All? He did a zigzag one. That's the one I'm trying to guess. because. Regularly because the other one was just like a straight line. Read through and it's a pain pill. retainer. Yeah, so now I'm just like my scraping your. Dick I'm sorry like my blowjob game has been pretty SA- partly because I'm scared to suggest, you might have been better because I put the clear liners in, and then he's like A. Smooth, but you're. Eighty. Dick. List flirt are attractive to though they're cute. Like me and rick all talking about how fat you! Like, we always log about my friend, Rick. We always talk about like we did a whole video about that. Girls are self conscious about that. We actually find attractive, actually wash video and lists or one of them when girls like. That's so sexy. It's like Oh, that was. That is cute picture. Mike Tyson Leslie. Dick. Dick Tim. To tonight, it's like Oh. That is due. I was talking about it like that was like Nah, man, I like fucking sloshing mile. Ricky's into braces. It's like it's like a lot of like. Just like this endearing endearing things. It's like a almost like because me and recuse how we kinda dig like I'm not traditionally attractive mazes, too, so it's like stuff like that where it's like corky and it's like it's different, and it's almost like borderline like nerdy. Yeah, it's cute. You know that's they hire you. fucking I know. She's gorgeous, but she's also like weird as fuck. Personality personnel. SUPERMODEL, yeah, I know beautiful. She's a goddess. I like people. Don't notice, but I do have a slight very very slight lisp, because I couldn't be sexy right now, Gina. Expect! I will get like casting calls for like Oh for host I'm like. Are you sure you want me to host the show? I have an abnormally short tongue. People don't notice it tongue wide butthole. DONNAS fair and WB. 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I'm like it's like Oh, Seattle toilet paper on there if I'm like if she's bent over on about the hit from the back and Interacts I'm like. I'm like that would save me out of it. An extreme. One H further define. Completely Different Situation A little P. papers like. The embarrassing stuff that I felt like mortified. It's like something so normal, which is Queen yes I was. Like especially, you can't stop it. It keeps happening well. No, so like for me. It mainly happens like when my legs are on his shoulders, and like that position hands down always pumps in the air, so I'm always like fuck I feel pregnant. It's like too much, so then I'm like. Okay let's switch positions, and as soon as I bring those legs down. Earthquake. The. tweets firm. Doggy style that gives me the most air such as fucking back there just. Propeller. It's your giant Astle just taking. I'm China. Win. Why does it sound like? Squirted where I didn't know that I like I have never skirted again. I yeah, it was just one time with this one guy and he was going down on me, and we were like trying to be sneaky, because it was in the bathroom at this like a House party was happening, and so like we were in the bathroom, and I was on the counter, and like I don't. It was just he was that position I? Don't know, but I kept squirting and I'd never seen that or heard of it before, but thought it was peeing and I was like wait, but I'm not. It's not coming from a bladder. Out or you just saw I just hurt. Me Like what the fuck! All you guys. Once and regular regular. the the only girl I ever met with in the past, who was escorted I was pissed because I'd. Literally? I didn't I didn't know she was going to do that and it was like. I'll tell you I was mad because it was like you know it was like back in the groupie days while traveling a lot, Rizal was like in a hotel room, and it was, it was supposed to just a quick th my sweats around my ankles, and it was going to be like smuggled like quicker city ways. So, and then she scored. or scored. Walk, these are my favorite swear. House like house traveling, so I didn't have a washing machine. The. Dark Gray. They're really nice and I was like. Oh! I love these sweats and then just Kinda. Hang them up and like I didn't think like washing the sink or anything, and then they got you know when you leave. They kind of get a little stinky S. O! She leaves her like by. It was it was cool you were going to do that I. Expecting. Take off and. Keep going after she squirted or do you stop get angry. I kept going in the middle apartment. Later exactly what you? Look? Like I'm enjoying it now, but I'm really upset. I get mad one time. Steve Talk me into having like periods sex and it was like just gotten fresh white sheets. Old Down, but then he like moved the towel from going to hard, and like when you came out when the his came out, like kind of wiped a little bit and I know like an orange mark in the middle of the. Oh God. Dammit, Hydrogen Peroxide, my dears Oh yes, the best. No Confused. Got Confess I heard your own saliva takes up your blood marks laws like. Like spitting all over it. Always key hydrogen peroxide women men in your house. Because that breaks up blood. It makes it up, so you just poured on there at fizzes up and you DAB it with a paper towel and it's gone. With any suburb interesting welcome to. Sincerely girl who has? One time. I'm just like well fuck deal with it later. Period bloodstains everywhere. From white teachers all Brown now. I! Know I mean that is why specifically try to avoid light-colored sheets, really ever notice my bed. We just love you from periods, ex She used to be case just in case, but the dark. She's leave the white marks from all the the trails and the come yet, but that comes off in the. Past! Yeah that Lee Sheets Paisley blindly. Asian grandma blankets the tiger on them. Shit on does some abstract art. Yeah. I do have a lot of pattern sheets. If I sleep on your guest pattern sheets. Girl, I wash them. Have you ever had a a fail or weird sex Chia. The beginning like sometime the beginning. You know I I always like. I'm so grateful that like. When we were I, kind of like talking to each other and getting know each other and dating and stuff like I said. I've given out some some WAG. Dig In my day right and I'm always grateful that like the. first time to Manfred meeting facts because you know like I said it's a lot of pressure on us. It's not always great. and I I feel like our first time was great and like I. Think you know especially. As kind of a disk because you said like of girls are too hot. You can't get it though there's no waiting no. I'm next in. Line. You know what it is. It's it's it's not only that it's a comfortability factor. 'CAUSE when you're when you're comfortable with somebody like you relaxed because because doodles off because we're nervous you, so it's like I was super comfortable with from the beginning and and I think just the first time was like really like I think. After after we spent like our first night together I like. I'm in love. Shows it thrown down? We should. Get along? Over there that's awesome. Actually I'm curious, Tim. How is your first time? Because everyone's first time mostly, it's usually shit. My first one was a big old. Fail Okay, we'll look so I was so sprung on this girl for a while and just to give you a little back story. She was like I was still in high school and she was. She was a freshman and co-. No, she she was, she was a little older than me, but she's also a high school and she was going to be my homecoming day right and this is after like. We had kind of hung out a few times. We had made out I had gone down on her for a long time one time, but then in my inexperience I didn't know when the right time was to be like. Hold on now I'm going to put a condom on and put it in. You know what I'm saying. I was just I just went. I feel like I was going down on it for like an hour. It was like a soul long right and then. And she told me before before we hung out that day, she was. I have to go somewhere after this. She had to go to a music video. Shoot or something like that right so and then I like after like an hour. We're going down on her and I was like all right so like I don't know what I said. I was young rows. The clothes were huge for sure. So I'm. Just like. But I'm like is so, what do you think we can? I really gotta go, so the next time was like all right fine dropped her off. And then And then I was taken into my homecoming dance and I thought this is the night is I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm going to your rights away while I'm still gonNA. Go down there, but I'M GONNA get right to it, and for some reason I shouldn't even kiss me and I I didn't understand why and I was really confused like the the weekend the whole weekend and that Monday I was like. Oh good, are you not you don't fuck anymore. What and she was like? You know what she's like I just. I know that like I feel like. You she thought I liked her more than she liked me. Like I was a little too into it, and she still wanted to be friends. She's like I. Don't WanNa end up hurting you blah! Blah! I was like Oh. Fine so we stayed friends. After that the word, so we're so cool and then one day. We're hanging out to hang out, but in my head else like I'm going to fucking like Seducer, right? And because after we had dated a little bit went on a few days. I knew that she loved like back rubs massages and stuff and I gave a really good massages. Weakness. All of us. And so. Like we hung out and I started just like giving her a massage and she's got. And we start making now and then I was ready yet. fucking condom leg in the door ready to go. And like I didn't even go down on her, but like. Put the condom on and I came Oh. Shit I'm missing a my story. I did not have a condom. I did not have. Like. In my head I was like I'm not gonNA. I'M NOT GONNA. Try and even like ruin any like ray mood or give any potential of mess up so I'm like so after I'm like out here with no condoms. How could you? Scare the shit out of me. My first time right so I'm like okay, so I'm just like. PUT IT in right. And then I busted so quick like I feel like. Like three pumps. Shelf and then when it's your first time. Going through your mind as a man. You're like Oh my God. What do I do do I pull out do. Is She going to be? Where do I? Like. You're about to come like you knew about to come or was it like? No, no, no I after a couple after pump one and a half. Also I'm about their. Shit Oh God so my head on my are. pull out right, but I wasn't sure if I pulled out on time so we're chilling I'm like I'm not GonNa, lie I think I might have. On the extraction maybe Maybe maybe I'm not a candidate. You while I was poor now she's like oh now. So. US It will, so she was like. What do we do some like? Oh I! Guess we gotta get like a morning after. So I called aid to get the morning after pill, and this is your first time is my first time I know. Teenager, three, bucks. Broke his fucking. Working a full locker. Here's this funny I knew I was going to be late. Because I had to handle this I called into my manager of a Cami late. My friend is broke her arm and I need to take her to the hospital, so he's like he's like. Yeah, all right. We'll just know just just get here when you get here right. So got to the morning after pill. All that is Cole, I can. Go to work if a log like an hour and a half late and here's what's crazy. Right I walk in and he's like. How's your friend? My manager on what she's good. He's like everything's good arms. Good good. He's like all right. You weren't like getting in with the Prom Queen or anything right and I was like. I wouldn't. Pick me out because like I took her to my homecoming, what? But his daughter, so yeah I was laid to work. Legally worst losing. Worried about is that perhaps like spermicide condoms birth control? Yeah, yeah, I was so terrified me, too, and I got pregnant seventeen, but that was. On purpose, yeah, because I even had like the patch I remember having like the Birth Control Patch. I was just I was a virgin. I was just in case I can never know and then dude. I went into. It's like I. Would Condom an effort on the condom filled up with water. Susan Holes in. And then go to the bathtub, and like lay in the bathtub with my legs in the air. Water goes, you know the leagues in the areas helps. Just. Haircut. Laying there and then like the Faucet, just like 'cause faucet water really struggle bomb. Though it does, you can get an orgasm. Trying to get pregnant, you're supposed to put your legs up, so the sperm goes all the way in the. Grown flushing it girl. I don't think that's a the does because. While this burden like? Surfing. Waves reaching the end of the episode, but I wish. I wanted to address for the the viewers people who are actually viewing this video. Why are you in a Onesie Tim? Okay so. You know I had seen prior episodes so I was like Oh. This is a Pajama Party situation so I WANNA wear my Onesie I. Love Swim. I to know flipped it upper class. It's like a Pajama thing. She's like no, I. Don't think we're doing anymore like I want someone normal ones. Where we're comfortable with and all right I got now. We just don't address. It told Time. About to end this episode, we gotta address. Look I'm kind of. Jealous? onesies that home. Now, Derek this. Picture like when they are on their wedding. They had the like matching. Was that a Wednesday or PJ's? Thermal he had like a striped shirt striped ones Oh. Oh, the green with. ONESIES I. Don't keep track of all your once we this. These weren't wedding pictures. These were just that was actually a brand deal with. More your wedding. Yeah, there were there were like display. Don't remember his own wedding goes. No those pictures that we took all like a stepbrother style late. Love the we'll check yourself. I had that idea and I was like we need to find some matching outfits and we went to JC Penney and we're looking around trying to find something like Corny to wear. And I saw this dress. That was that striped pattern, and I'm like this. Is this perfect sh I bought two dresses? Oh there. Yes, I'm actually wearing a dress those pictures. Over my pants, that's funny. That's even better than a onesie. Guys I. Feel like we could talk forever on this episode. Thank you so much, Tim, where can they find you on you? Dot Com Slash Timothy of just from I my youtube shenanigans and my podcastone chase broadcast as well and instagram. Tim Jumps Yeah, well. Link description. If you WANNA. Check it out, also subscribe rate us on itunes all that good stuff. We are so happy back in the studio. So much gosh. People pull I smelled. All their hair is when I came in. Take Care Guys. We love you.

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The Karl Malone Movie Duo Sax Man Shotgunning Alien Cam Party

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The Karl Malone Movie Duo Sax Man Shotgunning Alien Cam Party

"This is. Good pods don't have long night. You Coward. Between KIMMEL's Karl Malone. Impression and the real one is he wasn't really have sex with children I think. Carloads a known pedophile guys. That know. Whom I think enough. Carl a came at. Carmelo the mailman. Did He fucking. Whether call man why? Because he always delivered hate time hard time I. don't want to have some accusation out there because I could be wrong. Carmello did not certain your hormone the only thing the only thing that I remember him Oh Oh Shit Yeah Fuck you guys speculation where. This isn't from what does that mean meemaw Dot Com? M. E. A WW dot com they'll fuck shit. Yeah. NBA. Star Carl Malone got a thirteen year old pregnant. Money Internet loses its cool over pedophilia allegations. He was you say he was twenty like. He was just Be Kids, and I was saying he was twenty like Oh I was GonNa say what I'm saying it was twenty and now sixty. So. What I'm not saying I'm saying, why did it take them forty years to figure? Out. Jesus Christ From two thousand and ten right now scroll up. Twenty nineteen. Yeah. No. Justly because it was malone is without a doubt one of the most celebrated NBA players of all time. The mailman played the powerful position spending his first eighteen seasons with the UTAH. Jazz even today's considered one of the greatest power forwards in NBA history but today twitter is not celebrating his success his success is Is discussing how he wasn't a good father to. Demetris. Carter. What does that? Cart Heart Bell. people on twitter are yeah. Whatever people on twitter rather livid with the suddenly resurfacing. Wish I could fuck and read. That's okay. I said it right people on twitter a rather have been with the suddenly resurfacing of the information. The Carmona's a pedophile and he got a thirteen year old pregnant while in cow. More sentence structure they they made that sounds doesn't. Sound these people can't right and that's what it is. Yeah. Me Dot Com me Ma. Friendly Reminder Carl Malone is a dead beat father and got a thirteen year old a wanted I laugh I'm sorry. Fuck I can't. Be Pretty. Funny. That's what he left. China. I laughed because I didn't see the quotation. So I thought that this was written by the person who wrote the article and I'm just like Holy Shit friendly reminder he's a fucking deadbeat. This is A. This is a quote from a treat. It's not from a treat for tweed. It is not the actual person wrote the article. So quote friendly reminder Carmona's a deadbeat father and got a thirteen year old pregnant while he was fucking twenty and didn't even claim the child named Demetris Abell a sick person and a pedophile. tweeted an angry user. There's nothing funny about being a De. File twitter justice. Can. You go to prison out anything funny about that I think it can make some funny deadbeat dad what Am. Funny to me I just don't want anybody to be like all fucking guy laughter. You know the fact that he was a deadbeat DADS. Funny. Point. Oh. Says if you say something funny about something no matter what it is if it's funny, it's funny funny funny and who gives a shit? You're not that I think this is funny. You're not. GonNa Laugh. It's funny. Another tweet quote since he is trending Carl Malone is a pedophile. What is just funny because? That's just it too funny tweet again since it's trending, he's a pedophile. Well running. You must be true. This is a dumb fucking. This is so dumb. This is so horribly written. And horribly formatted poop something on CNN. Do Come on Jesus Christ facts. DOT, com. I wasn't joking all don't fuck with it. Just NBA News Break Bro. So, this is gonna be able to jump had been on the jumper. They skipped it ESPN. There's nothing from CNN about this. No, it's not true break. They use the same. This is all the same article. Yes it's so I. WanNa find who wrote this I don't actually because garbage. On. I had no idea. The Carl Malone is no clue at totally changed my opinion about them. Yeah. I mean the last the only thing that I The only thing I, knew about him. you know controversial was the whole Magic Johnson thing when he came back with HIV. Said don't fuck then playing. To. Be Fair I sold Johnson. Sketchy I sold John. Stockman Guitar wants no way. The giants ACTON. Yeah Paul Vif. Ought to bring it up. He was like John Stockton, I thought main that's what I mean. This is what you're going to go with John Stockton jokes. Perez. WHO's for charity. Charity thing. Nice Atari. Guitars. Speaking of guitars he didn't WanNa talk to me. John acton. Yeah. I was all about it like Brahma Big Jazz Fan who who's just I all. I love you Julius I'm a big tight shorts. I. Also wear short shorts. WHO's the most famous person you met and working at the store? I don't know is then isn't the thing on your personal John Stockton now that was over the phone I was action person. Yeah. Yeah. a the t they Nelson, Nelson. Yeah Nelson. Nelson. One more time the the two dudes. Yes. I met once. Yeah. Yeah that was a wouldn't stop talking about that I remember when the dead now they looked rough real I met Aretha F- remember when corn. That corn corn. Did you. The corner just guitar players Jonathan Daviss was not there but the drummer is there yeah and the guitar players and and and Adam they're like, Bro, you WanNa come to the show tonight we'll get. We'll give you. Fuck no net I'd been there. I'd go to say. Fuck. Fuck and Ben there in a heartbeat I. Yeah. I would love to even if you didn't want to know I, can't believe you did me like that I think when you went to the bar that night probably can't believe you did I think I would have felt I think I. would have had a different opinion they voted on. If you would have said Hamid cornered as I didn't tell you because you've been like you can't live on my couch anymore. Yeah. You didn't introduce me to corn not that I love I mean I like corn but you know listen we can of got back. You know fifteen years ago whatever may would've fussing shit myself. The, and here's my brother getting all you want free tickets. Yeah crying. Oh. Oh. I'm to Paul you know guys listen. I. Don't really shit the Betterman note taking this week. What is sparking Access Code For our own email no, it's not an access code. It's You're sending him a message with that when you request the access. Just copy and paste what you have there in created new document and send it to our thing. So. While we're on the subject. So the most famous person that you might aretha and then yours is corn and my guess corn. My favorite part of the story with Aretha. So she called I a few days before she came in and it was literally this kid on his first day. I. Goddamn Day and I'm showing him how to use the point of sale system which online ordering. And don't get the phone, get the phone, get the phone and he's like it's an order. All right. Let's do it. Trip out. He sits there and he gets all the way through and he goes okay. What's your first name? And he has the phone I can't hear it. I seem type ARETHA. urinals like get the fuck Outta here. I just felt around emily. The best part is he goes okay last name. Any. kind of stutters and goes. How's it belt and I hear her in the phone go Franklin. And then he types in Franklin. I kid you not I grab the phone I'm new I said. Home is Franklin and she started talking and got the address and. I had I. knew the she'll I knew that she lived in I can't. Feel fielder. Bloomfield hills somewhere. Because I had a couple buddies that used to run For her like limousine when it was parked at her house or some shit some entering in the address and I mean it sounds like her some like all right I really wanNA. See I'm curious. I bet she's not going to come in and pick it up because she was relatively old at this time. She was still touring now like when she had ordered this, this had be back in twenty, fourteen or twenty fifteen. Oh. No Shit. One day I'm sitting there. The call was on a Monday it was a Thursday and this entire entourage comes in the front door. These do all dudes fucking jacked with the most typical looking security guards ever black jeans blouse no black shirts. WHOA sleeve tucked in Yup with Glenn, sunglasses on every one of them probably look pretty buff. Huge. So I sat there and I was just like a cat gut feeling I said, Hey, I how can go? We're here to pick up a pedal from sprinkle I said okay. So random back that's it. So it was a vocal pedal i. think it was just something for to mess around with at home. So, one of my guitar guys was walking back with a box in his hand. And he had been on tour with kid. Rock and all these people for years and I was just like pros at aretha pedal. He's like, yeah, like please please go for man I. Take the pedal right passer entourage go out side. And I see the limousine and as I'm walking up the back onto rose down there she was Let's see what she was. So fucking she's like why the fuck issues sweet old lady her she didn't you give this to the fifteen people. Can I change my famous person go in Saginaw. I met. George. Clinton. No Way Yeah holy shot so a guy called and he it was kind of the same thing like, Hey, or sending my band they're going GonNa take care of them just got off tour. I'll say cool on it. And I didn't know at that time where it was and I walk outside with them like to like the couple of guys come in and then we walk outside and they had it pulled up on the curb a one of those giant BMW type vans and the winner rolls down and dismantling we'd. and He'd just handed an envelope to the guitar player and had like eight grand in it was I have guys and I just looked at him I went. Stores. As Ready, back, inside yeah. Never, met him Talk Dumont, a number of times in Cincinnati Buzi Collins. Would call us all the time he used to come in but that all the time. He. Could. Send his wife in all the time to get the Bass Player magazine. that he was featured in. But he would call the time and try and sell us. Three amplifiers. That they would like swr would send him. She'll be like, Hey, man I got. Four these dual eighteen base cabinets, how much can I give for him and it's like dude we're not buying those because they took upset they they took up more forces than they were worth. And he'd get super physical and stuff Jeff Daniels Ken Jeffries. Yeah. Have you met anybody thinks no. In. Mark One time did you? Yeah I mean that's like a meet and greeter no outside his bus at a concert. Or the drummer for green. Day He was a fucking Dick. I've been all those I guarantee you. All three of them are addicts. MARKUPS was cool. I'll say. No No, no. No. Not Bad it's you gum. Yeah. what's dern Mike dern Bass player that his name sounds very day. I don't know the drummer's name, but I just feel like offering. trae. Cool. That's right. I think they'll jerk. He's not cool. He's a fucking packer. Didn't I didn't think about it like. That guy's a real. That's fine. Jerry take some of the pressure off me for I don't Care Dumb Shit I've never met anybody that I think about it. I mean closes came to like meeting somebody who's probably standing in line to get an autograph from like day Mustang or something but even though. Losers. Thanks to meet you. I. Never, stand in line to get an autograph from somebody I was like fourteen years old. Greatness. Fragile. Face that he had burt exactly the fuck I there's not anybody I don't like more. Dane. super-low guy in engineering. What are like a terrorist really now? Yeah. Yeah. So you hate. super-low more than terrorists he hates the ancient alien. Failures it's not that I don't believe in Aliens I. Don't believe I don't like the way they present. No conspiracy theory everything's. Like. For Aliens. Here's here's your ancient fucking alien news Yeah. They came down they taught us all the read and fucking Davis sticks to make fire. If Fuck it's almost certain that they did this the way they say late on the wall exactly the way say the way they say it's a fact this happened there's no question I have family members. You know how how people say that certain new sources brainwash yeah. Certain people. Have a relative that ancient aliens is brainwashing. It's Hilarious is that relative you? Know you telling your old story here. Now I am the relative. shocker. If you open that back man, it'll it should be up there. I just did. I'll try again. Sorry I just did a screen shot on my phone that go back no, no, no, no, no, no no no. No. Where am I going? To the drive. That I call. Yeah. Sorry. Because you said, it wasn't on the drive and I hope I nothing like being, Hey, feel the last two weeks or pretty prepared Barry we went. We went on vacation Adam and I didn't have time to do all this I mean. Coming this is my also yes, and also just a screen shot. No, I put the screen shot up there and and the document. Okay. I was GONNA say. No links or anything beautifully. The unhealthy shift. To make and I had it formatted look at the screen show. How beautiful this is job this looks like a not even like. This looks like a document edited and I don't have a fucking third don't have Microsoft word now I had to do it on Google docs. Yeah. That's just like Microsoft word sure and if you look at the screen shot, I made it bold change the font sizes h income. So no look that to copy and paste articles or the url you just copy and paste it. Nate. Nate Nate Nate Nate I don't know how to do that. In a girl thing was I gonNA say. You know what? Andrew's friend yeah. Page. Dear. Breaking. Yeah, we don't give a fuck. What you think that's I'm kidding that's never we appreciate you as a listener, but but we don't look. Are assholes what are you talking about I just realized I. Know? No. No. You just shame on my fucking. I don't know how to make a link share. Are you going to get better doing it then? No probably not he's trying to. Keep going. Buddy. Automated Listen. Shame when you're right I could of made the links I know how to do it. Okay. I understand it. I did this last night at like whatever time I send it to you guys right when I got it. You into doing it I was going to do this is this is Like. When you didn't your report for school and you're trying to teacher done. took. It took to I don't I don't know how to do. With fifty nine percent on his research payment. You know what? I don't care because I've got lots of fifty, nine hundred. Sucks Guys fuck off. All you couldn't give me a sixty. All of us everyone I've done that before Ari following you could get. Is Linear, or can we just jump around? You do ever fuck. Well back to what we're talking about Qatar another pure s that John Stockton was Giving away to charity. The Kirk Obama Guitar that sulphur six million dollars the guy that owns road My phone is putting it up for charity after he does a tour with raising money for us. When I went when I visited the Martin. Factory in two thousand, fourteen, they had that Qatar. They're no shit that you have to wear the gloves know what I'll tell you crazy. There's a picture of him holding the. Attorney. I'll tell you story Christian, Martin. The owner of Martin Guitars was supposed to give us a tour of the Martin. Factory. And the second in command came up and he was like hey. He was like Hey Christian can't give the tour because he's given his wisdom teeth taken out this morning. So he's not feeling well. So do the whole tour of the factory in the our in the Museum Museum of the Martin Factory and all Sun. This wobbly asked do just busts in. In its Christian Martin Taylor or I'm sorry Martin Guitar and he's so fucked up out of his mind because he just got his wisdom. He starts opening up all the cabinets I played Elvis's guitar. Cobaine. The first guitar ever had a pickup put in it. You played played it barehanded it millions of dollars and contest. Just fucking. World War to Martin. Hundreds tells just stink on this chuck this one hundred. And number two is looking around like he normally doesn't do this I'm like, yeah, because he's off. Can you told me that he is a total wine. Oh. Yeah on the show. And nobody was like when you go to those meetings and nobody wants person that goes like we order alcohol, he's the first like should I wear some wind for the table and everyone's like Yup and like twelve bottles of wine and two? Three, four, hundred dollars. Anyway. It was crazy when he hit me Elvis Elvis's guitar. It's like it's a priceless thing. You can this is but yeah, he did the whole story about how they had the unplug thing. and It was like, yeah he fucked it all up. So real quick and we'll keep moving because there's two guitar store things I want to talk about. Yeah. So you have seen the foyer, right? Yeah. Okay. So there's a scene where Kurt Russell smashes and Acoustic Guitar. Wrong. Here's the deal when he's in the initial shot re you see it it's an actual prewar Martin like you WanNa talk about priceless it was literally priceless. They forgot to swap out back Atar for the stunt Qatar to get smashed and Kurt Russell smashed the priceless prewar, Martin. So Martin, you still end out like Elvis Guitar all those they no longer length out any guitars the Hollywood here's here's my question. Was it necessary to have that guitar there at all? No For what reason see Paris? But who if you if you made a fake replica this who would ever know Yeah. I didn't smash war. Know some fucking cheap throw nobody wanted. Another crazy. Is this the cabinet that he opened up where you're playing the guitars. Are you fucking kidding me. They see. Every. So the other thing you were talking about the PR s playing guitar. You're talking about the PR s that was going for. I don't know if you guys saw this one ever, but prince's blue angel just sold Alaska three days ago. For Five, hundred, sixty, three, thousand over a half million dollars at auction. I have no interest in that and either it is really ugly I. I will say this if I had like fuck you money right generational money is by so much cool shit. It's very strong for. That Kirk Obeying Guitar. Kirkman. Alone burn this motherfucker what for charity. To Watch me, shooting shotgun and the and the head stock. Did you see that? Courtney. Once and for all find out if you really did or not. That's awesome. Oh. We've talked about this before he didn't do holy Shit. That's awesome. What Adam does the documentary state in bleach or something yeah. Something like that. Yeah. But if you read the books, there's a Thomas. Shit. He didn't do it. Yeah. He had heroin killed fourteen horses or some crazy shit. Whatever? The fuck. Courses. Horses. When they that auction I believe they they saw his that he was wearing or whatever the fuck was for that unplugged show that he did Y-. Brought him like three, hundred, thirty, thousand dollars. From. The unplug to remember her cobain died and Julie. Sister cried for days. When diamond? I didn't fucking cry. I. Didn't fuck and cry. You're on your fucking mind. Either so okay. But I was with a guy I wouldn't cry Paul died I was with a person who cried we were driving around listening to the banter for like a week and he would just be screaming dime bag why that's not a joke. It's so cranking cemetery gates I don't know what is the Panthers. The back to that Martin they have this cage in their factory. So not any of those like the obviously Alyssa's guitar but every guitar, they make like one offs actually make two of them So they have a double of ever guitar they make. So they had this giant cage. It's probably like fifty yards long thirty feet high, and it's just guitars and cases. Yeah and they also have a bunch of illegal. Resit Rosewood. Yeah Brazilian. They were like you can take pictures anywhere you want, but just don't take pictures of this Rosewood. All right cool fun fact you know dynamic is buried with. To the bone will beat it with him with him buried with him in the casket. He's not. He was still alive. They built buried him alive. They Kill fucking Christ. WHO WITH HIM LOOK? release. Shit. Bubble. Eight and I can tell. US. How was the boys? Eddington. It was awesome. The story I was just about to tell you I can't tell a great. I looked at my own butthole for a minute. After the POD. Yeah efforts will you how I did it well, what Ha what had happened was is there was two years I don't remember what the other day he was somewhat looking at about hall to last Pica and block that I was in a bathroom. Mirror on the left Mir on the right. Now, I bent over to pull shorts and I had I just looked up peak of in the corner. I started with a Like a shining light like a black hole. Myself in. Some endless void I. Just look back my bottle he came to me later we'll look on his face like I got something. I was making a video of the kids I had to shut the camera familiar. What happened man and he's like I. saw it so. It looked it looked right at me. You know what we're. Talking about this stuff now, go ahead, star listen to the PODCAST. I actually my mom read it me out about my Dick Story last week. Yeah. Behind couldn't keep it up because looking at my house my more. So I'm sitting in their swimming in the pool. He started listening to the podcast last week. I never do because she's always embarrassed, which is understandable. And she went into this big long thing about how I couldn't get keep it up because a penis is shrinking. And my mom's telling star the story. And she's like, did you pick a hold on and? Talk to her about an hour. So bummer. City borough she's GonNa hear me looking at my butthole and disappointed again. Yeah. But you live and learn also on vacation data almost ad. I was telling you about this. Yeah. Dan. Didn't move ruined the vacation he was fucking died data. He He's a little. He's a little wobbly, right go wabi. Okay. Yeah. Well I got them real fucking drunk. He'd been drinking all day with Adam. So hang anymore it's like eleven o'clock or whatever, and let's set the scene here. The firepit we're all sitting around is an old silo. Where they've cut it off like it's at ground level. Yes. So there's a cement ring and then the fire there's like a sizable full green silent, not not not a full when it was a smaller, but I mean bigger than a traditional fire pit. Oh, forget here. But like you sit on the wall that used to be the silo. Okay. You sit on that part in the fires in the middle. So it's a regular size firepit in the middle of that. It's it's pretty nice looking bad s but my dad, he was sitting in a chair on the grass like up above US Kinda everybody's getting ready to we're getting ready to call all of a sudden. I see my dad's saying he's a little wobbly. STARTS STUMBLING CATCHES A rock face plants right off of the the edge of that big cement silo thing that goes all the way round. It cut caught the corner face dude. If he was six inches to the left, he's dead. No doubt about it. Everywhere. A huge black I saw. I saw you. got a bandage on it but. The thing is is like. My Dad's a Ba- leader like he's got leaner, he's got. something. He's got paper skin I. Don't know what it is. There was so much blood and it just he was just there was blood gushing from his face from his arm. The only sober one. Yeah. Let's talk about what I brought to the CA- camping Adam and Adam Screaming Kid my med he brought some bandits that he's. Animals fucking jetty gone. He was so excited to break that thing in my life. Okay listen. So I think. So I kept saying. More Kim, my backpack. Why my fucking back back we're GONNA, cauterize it i. didn't realize it was like really like the Chintzy Fucking Med kit on earth. He bought an wished out. Band AIDS. Literally, butterflies on the band aid was like. Dude. All right blood was going on I. I'm surprised didn't get charged like there's blood on all over the carpet. Crazy. He got blood in the DNB? He was like I. I was Super Mad that it all happened because like I watched it all happen. It's like one of those things like. You almost died and he just he didn't like just get me up give me in the house. But you are so close to dying right now he just kept going well. Turn. Time. So. Where was he at? Right. Here say this the pet, right is going to be very insightful for the. Keep. Described describe here's the pit. So. That's a normal fight. The this is where the phone. Here candidates where you sit you sit along this edge. All right. It's like level with the grass around. Okay. But it's like a a the. Best best in the grow, right he's sitting on a chair I'm over here. Is this all concrete? Yes. This the whole thing has conquered the all around is grass. So he sitting a chair back here in the grass. There's a fence runs along here. Kept going guess I ruined vacation. There's a roth a dickhead he's almost so fucker did ruined vacation. It did not say in real Phil Roby started here. You like stumbled a little bit here. Shot back this way ended up here bounced his face off right here and then fell into here. Like. What do you mean six? So six more inches from what would've Keleaf he was six inches to the left so Like hitting his face, hit the side of his face like. On moncur on that raise the concrete lip. He would've been rocked his entire shit he would. He'd be on it at the he's like seventy years old. He'd be dead. Falling in the pits also, it's not narrow, but it's also like the were he hit he was up above a little bit too. So the grass wasn't not flat. It was kind of like Riley and then he fell he fell from where you're standing imagine falling face first into concrete and not catching watching your arms at all but nothing he causes the. He. have. You ever seen a a wound fall. They don't put their arms out. No, it wasn't like he was just he'd been free one day he was looking wobbly a waffle. Typing Women, women falling compilation and mental them put their arms out. It's funny. Well. The thing is he tried to put his arms up, but it's just like. His. Arms in handrail was right there. I seen happen I just couldn't get home. It's like I was only. Leaned forward. If. He dies I their house. She was right here and I was back here behind there was nothing I could do to get the job. Done and imagine you're stumbling right. So you almost like on a run. Holy Jeeze. A lot better looking than bad. This is really falling. This is just Can you come and take what we're looking at because he just? Wrecked on a kid swing oh man. No that's unfortunate through terrible. I'm not going GONNA put their arms on though you. All right. Well, this isn't a good example of what I was talking about Oh. No. Okay. It's Kinda. Sucks. Yeah. Well. I May. Hold brothers. What does it? What does the possibility of getting pauline senior on the podcast? Culture. He talked about all the time he'll get. fucked up before he calls in He's real. Weird. Do it. I mean it's not gonNA. He's GonNa. Do Tonight but we set it up. And put them on schedule. Stuff oh, probably. My Queer Son Paul. So. Weird. All right. So Have you heard about what is currently happening with Babu? Magic man. Yeah. What's that? He's held up some mission anyway. What does that? Yeah, he's taken it over with his with his priest. A funny actual article here. If only somebody would have linked it. Yeah for Real, Long. He's help at some missionary you're going to have to type in more aware. Rogue Breeze Guy this road priest thinks that the entire cove nineteen pandemic. Is, just a means to microchip everyone. Well, that's remain him. Agree. So Oh poems you're gonNA conspiracy theory really really well, it was that one or the birds on the five G.. So Paul's going to get muckrakers real. They're not no guy aren't real. Somebody told me. We're gonNA MLIVE OUR Microchip. As like an extra. Microchip long waiting for the punchline stare. At? Big punchline yeah. So port report of PABLO DOT DOTS hold up. At monastery seized by priests is false. ooh. Damn. WHO PUTS US on the list. You which we didn't fact. Check your hit. Hey guys which ones did you guys put on the list? Did you. Know. What. From last week. Hey, hugh. Next week. When we sit down to do this, I'll share with a realistic you guys can say whatever you want. So you would've I was saving my dad's life on vacation. What'd you say I? Don't know he's walking away from the MIC. Loser this mlive article from the seventeenth. A bizarre story out of Russia claiming former Detroit red wings STAR PABLO DOTS among those hold up a monastery seized by a priest pushing covid nineteen conspiracy apparently is false. Data is with his family has confident in Russia guys. This article is propaganda. They're trying to fuck throw you off the scent. Dad. Suk Right now is he's taken slapshots. Nuts? No, like he's just practicing. At the monastery with this priest. Because they're onto the government, what's really going on? Yeah for sure. For sure the report on RT DOT COM said the priest. Whatever the fuck then name is. Father Superior seize control of the monastery after being told the Stop Services due to his COVID nineteen conspiracy beliefs. It claimed the priest. At. Whatever the name that? Is. Is. Fuck. You'd I always get stuck with this bullshit is guarding the area with Kasichs. Sergio who is the priest at the monastery was reportedly banned from conducting religious duties because of his claims that the covid nineteen outbreak was a pseudo pandemic and it was being used as an excuse to microchip the public the priest has complained pardon me that the closures of churches in Russia during the coronavirus pandemic was done under pressure from the atheist authorities through that. Yeah. The report said debts appeared to be extending his support to Sergio's who was. Who is due to face a church trial? This past Monday which has been postponed until June twenty six, the priests charged with disobeying Patriarch Curiel. Strengths, in three days June twenty six. Yeah. Today. Is the twenty third damned prime sliding when you're unemployed. Moving, at all Jesus. DADS who turns forty two on July twentieth played in Russia's Kontinental hockey. League the past four seasons after returning to his native country he spent the two thousand nineteen twenty season with this hometown go for a team. Gets no fuck you come on you guys feel my pain and trials that. Berg well, it's pretty good man. It's actually pretty good you Grachev Matt. Played Fourteen seasons of the redwings from two thousand and one and two, thousand sixteen. So it turns out this fake No this is literally a video from the eighteenth that video could be uploaded on the eighteenth could be from he's chopping wood. Bro. It looks like the magic man he's got dude still. Got It. Back, how even him? Yeah that's his brother back. What? But Damn. All. Right guys I'm sorry I. There's a a fake story I didn't know. All right. Only would've under research of you know. I read the article and when it came out, it said it was I flips from Snow The inquirer, it was a legitimate website star. It might be like NBC hockey sports or whatever it's called. Sounds legit. got. Fuck all this shit fuck it all. I'm sorry fucked up guys Jesus Christ I didn't. I don't have tabs ready because it end the fucking lists what's going on Stonehenge Is at another conspiracy. Ancient Alien Mineshafts I thirty clockers. Alien. While you're while you're searching this. Can we talk about Stonehenge? Is it the most boring place to visit on her have you ever visited nobody Google search like Earth searched it I mapped it. Literally I. Swear to God I. Watch says because they've saved. No shut the fuck up. It's just a bunch of fucking rocks and four. I mean. It's cool like how they do it here I'm just saying I would not go. It's an ancient archeology six, thousand years old six. I I understand and I go to the Pyramids say okay. Sure. But that's the same thing it's just a pile of rocks. You don't know what Stonehenge is. That's the mystery. That's why you go. Nobody even knows what it's four British. Should they do now? ooh. I think people have theories, but it's all bullshit five thousand years old Alien Specie Aliens whereas the. Is there something in the news about this? Yes. Deaf. You gotTA search a stone head yeah. So we'll take this one. To do this and the Independent. So, archaeologists discover astonishing huge circular Neolithic Monument. Next to Stonehenge. Is this talking about the same thing? The shaft I think so the prehistoric site just two miles from. Yeah. Ring of standing stones in Wilshire features twenty or more massive shops in a circle around the during ten walls hench. So it's just another monument. I believe. So as a new discovery man. Okay. Yeah cool. The truth is out there I. Think this one I thought there was something that they fuck it found at stonehenge. Yeah. Tonight about. Two miles away thing right by. Underneath. When I when I first read that and was like, oh, they discover shaft and I'm thinking. Yeah Yeah. So like Oh. Okay. Fuck. Move On. Ended Suck but. I put one on there. You motherfucker. Sure was Adam but listen why look you guys are doing I said, well, I got to contribute but listen listen. It's two miles away sounds like a long way. For. There to be to Neolithic structures and the fact that it has been fucking found. Right? That's what I'm saying and they go really deep like it's like I that's pretty that's pretty crazy. pull the fucking article. No, the damn it my. Talk. But what the the heads on Easter? Island. Yeah. Those things you see some of the ones they fine how fucking deep down we go. How far how far down do they go let me who hundred? The core. My article says he spoke into. Revenue. Right. You know what? I did you guys hear about the new baboots? Lakes they found earl underwater oceans. A five hundred miles out or something they're saying they're are gigantic oceans underneath us. Make Sense, right? They apparently have There's more water in these oceans than on the top of the planet. No. With balking there's probably some pretty creepy the water. Well, they're saying those bugs the One how? The water's pretty. Eight foot June bugs. And swim underwater. that. Shoot lasers. That's my nightmare I'm out. Why isn't it? I'd leave an eight foot June bug yet at the lasers was dumb. been. Shot with a loser. What are you? Awesome. He has never seen it. Yeah. We have it. Just it none of that makes sense. So, we go from being. Eyeballs to being on a movie where they attach laser beams to us. Yes. Yeah. And that was. Yes you're hours well played by the same movie understand. Okay. This sucks. Paul you Andrew Money set you up. because. Because Dick No. Because my mentioning that we were to meal now I fall. I don't really care. I don't care. Not, but that's fine. Thank you. Beard solid hairline to talking to you rock solid. You feel ugly who? Take, your wife was trying to make pretty strong arguments for you about something at vacation, right? Oh. Yeah. Dude she. Hold on hold on it's. Different. It's Different. So Paul Zeman I, tell I say poll. Pull it, pull it up he. Okay. There are some flaws on the hairline now. To. Hold on to picture of it. Hold on it is much better than all of our yeah okay. Paul Andrea were fucking ragging on me about my hair and starlet goes I love your thick hair Adam. Condescending is fucking possible. To be though, but she came so imagining like we're all megaphone and she's like runs it sounds like she would say something like that sounds something something genuine. She would say I think he was trying to be genuine I took it as like are you shitting on me with these guys? That's what I mean but she wasn't. To Watch. Vote for me to watch star though, say I love your hair and run her hand through his theme S.. Didn't. You guys are in the same fucking boat. This shit badging the same. Three. Years Check. Everything. I. I'm so glad you. Didn't bring it up after. Let's get back to what. So then the next thing I think we were talking about Paul's. We have. Small Penis. No I think my mom made a joke about your small Dick and then Andrew said she seen it is like, no what would you say I love you big penis or she legitimately trying to like Paul has a big winner I just he was making a Joe No. Vote for Paul so it's like A. Strong. Runs her hand through your hair and it's like and she's saying that you have a big Dick. Definitely not. Who had them? But. At least for me, there was no visuals. You didn't like you know what I mean. Put her hand down. Stroke positive family so Huge. None of that. But Adam when she ran her hand through that hair dude. Unbelievable. I almost shit my pant. About. What he's saying I've. Here's thick first off. Second. Most amount of hair. Sure. Yeah Right. Sure. But would you? So, would you be like Oh and it's got some real thick hair I also wouldn't say you have a thick cock. No of course, not take. It was it. Had to be there. I don't know yeah. I. Mean. We just got the group text. Injury is trying to fairly the polls going to be Dick I, don't know. There was another text I sent before now classic family vacation. I don't remember how we came over here but Adams talking to his dad. Pulled? A Little Dick. Your, only on vacation wants and I'm GonNa fuck you. Own Dad. I can't wait till listens. He's going to be real. You don't always sit here and. Keep me and what are we gonNa do this podcast and make it. You know make money's wing quitter fucking jobs probably stopped talking about her dad's Dick's. Start Sucking. Thought you're. The. Other. Way. My God it's forty four minutes. There's a market for that I'm sure. No it's not who cares Holy Shit? Okay What you don't WanNa. Know. My favorite part of Paul's notes right here says longer discussion topic. Okay okay. Okay. My brain is still. Together at Starla said about running. Around. One that's the. Reading it this way it's so funny because just like. Longer laws whatever you want. filler. something. Anything. Okay. Top movie duos Bro. I was I was going to try and find some way to say wanted to. Roll it back. Yet so. Do. You. Have listed here as an example. For just like prime. Movie Duos you have John C Reilly and Welfare Farrell Yeah and I think that's pretty solid right? The I don't know why and no. I do you know why? Because I don't fuck and watch movies. I saw John Round Will Ferrell, and it's not a great movie dual, but it's movie do but I thought of. The Rock and Kevin Hart? How many moves it? They've been in three three at least will they had both the Jumanji yet and that Central Intelligence which was dude when the rock says. He. The meat of the bar and he says you're hotter than. Dick. He sees them like they're gonNA hang out for the first time and he's like super excited your Dick Panama and second year. The Best Movie Duos? Always, a black dude and a White Dude But John C. Rallying welfare arm. They're not good. What do you mean? Trash garbage acid, pryor, and Gene Wilder K. Mel Gibson and. Danny. Glover Yeah. The rockwood B Rock Simone isn't it? I guess that might do and Kevin Hart. It's all I got so. They have to come in multiple movies together. We're just iconic even in one film I, WanNa she. On. The list and I watched the Lord of the Rings. Last Weekend K. All three of them the three. Yeah. Sam Weiss and fro. Yeah. Epic Dude Buchan Era I want. fucking but listen families. That's all because of him. He's the he's the fucking hero entire trilogy finger off duty does everything everything he did he. He carries that little bitch euros a cataract. Yeah. Big Pussy. I'm just saying this I watched. Okay. The at the end of the first Lord of the rings where he's rowing the boat away. and and Sam Weiss comes out never leave you for auto given the water any in Jason I, almost cry. Okay. MR FRODO YEP exactly if You Wash every time you go to Europe where you watch. All the Lord of the Rings I. Yeah. I. Can Watch all three of them there. Right. At the end of all the Lord of the Rings Samways. Has a kid has whole family, but they keep having these moments look at other and I'm like they're in love they experimented they fucked on that journey and there's nothing that's going to tell me they did because their journey was years. Yeah. According to the book like this is a stand. Did like ten years ago it was. Literally in it was in course to. Clerks to. Become. That's right. Says it didn't end the way it should of with boss rightness fucking mouth and. I remember the. Never seen clerks watched Lord of the Rings Yeah for the first time since I was like. I don't know how like I don't know fifteen twenty years ago when he came out. Thousand to One? Doesn't One three and five. Wasn't it? Apart I. Think it was two, thousand, two, thousand, one, hundred and three years old and all I'm saying is they were in love and I was happy for him. before we move any further I'm just going to throw out a movie recommendation pretty good with what's his in Elijah Wood. Yeah. Come to daddy it's Amazon right now check that out definitely put it on the list come to Daddy Amazon Would Movie Greenstreet? Hogan's Oh. Yeah Alec. Dude now every time He. Thought going to say, I would get him in a Daniel Radcliffe compete for some. But you know what I hear think about green street hooligans though I mean spoiler. You haven't seen it. You're, GonNa Watch it. Take my headphones off with. The biker guy. Goes back any knows he's GonNa. Die. You didn't have you don't have to do that. He has a kid right? Is that like a whole thing i? Think it's like he's like, yeah but I need to be in this fight where I know I'm going to die. But. That's what I have to do today oh it. Kid before he there's like. Shows up or something, and she's got a kid or whatever. The fuck was killed them. There's some thing, but it's like just don't go be in that fight today. I never seen it. So thanks for. So on this is we have teaching Sean Pretty. Amazing. I can't really say pretty epic because I don't think I've ever seen in entire cheech and Chong you. there. So finally through that funny, they're kind of like. I don't know I what was Cheech and Chong movie on It's probably been twenty. I've watched those. Get up for you but you think funny Adam has a watching. I'm sure if you watch and now he. Thought was funny. This one says Tyler durden in the narrator. Let's Super Net is. Okay. Great but that's A what's Brad? Pitt's name Miami Tyler Durda what's the other guys they had learned Edward Norton. Brought the book Guy I understand that what's What's his name? The movie I, Dunno Robert Poulsen. Okay. No his. Pulse no, that's MEATLOAF. I know he had tits. Yes, I. Don't Know You keep pointing at me, Bob Soda You motherfucker. Didn't mean to bring you to save get getting dragged down I'm dragging everyone else nobody knows what that is. What is I've never seen a professional mediator stupid sucks. Woody and buzz. Good, Adzic no I'm more of a slinky fan but timber stomp Dude No. to me, they don't count their. Movie Right. I'm talking about prolific where they're making. Multiple movies. That aren't the same? Richard. Pryor this is well It doesn't have to be like, what about what about John Candy and Steamer N-. Are they in multiple ones planes for? Automobiles you ever watched one. That's what else are. You did you cry because I fucked Kyle. About it isn't he in multiple films and Bill Murray? John. Candy. Yeah Yeah For, such a strikes that's yeah catch. They're probably GONNA. Whatever Peter Cleveland in Sydney. Five in I love you man was that the Jovan? fucking pink and it's right there in the second line where. Okay Yeah Pistol Pete and children. what else we got Bonnie and Clyde K. whatever. Reason, we're taught Yep. Andy and IAN and Shawshank redemption. Okay. Yeah. That's really going. Right James Hal Bob. Bob But they've been coming together. Playing jail but no, they're not what they do. They were dogma. Well. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm saying dog mother Mallrats Rats. Yeah sure. But they were also amy. Yes those are all Kevin Smith clerks to. fucking dude keep going. So what I'm saying is They were in other movies. Sometimes, they'll have cameos were there together yeah. Jalen. I've never seen that fan boys. Jake balloons yeah. Walks Batman Robin. I saw the first. Yeah, Brennan Avondale Dole back pets there. Yeah. That's Right this is fucking dumb going down. Number One. We'll go go. Go right there casting. would. Donald Mardi. No. In the same fiction that's a pretty solid fuck and duo hearing, the wooden, dumb and dumber. Kirk and spock in Star Trek and number one on so. Looking for we're looking for multi I disagree I was thinking Bro Fighter planes one movie for series movies. That's why said Sam wise when I saw that one I was thinking multiple movies that had started. Yeah. Right. That's what I was thinking of to. Sam Wasn't fraud starting all. Hits Way Harder now that we have to break it down like that. I'm GonNa go Danny Glover and Gibson? Solid South love that relationship. we are we doing some chat roulette that happening. All right. We'll come back from Russia. S. Matters I got a gun pulled on me on here and people doc Sheila on here at terrifying. I'm pleased dachshunds hold on please. When they pulled a gun on you where you afraid for your life. I mean no because I'm not gonNA get shot the camera. I. Want to. Be In our youtube video in. A No, and they liked say, yes or. No. Hostility she's so we usually do that but the issue is we have to go through about fifteen hundred Dick's before we find someone worth talking to. Here, is almost the same does not quite as many we seen one yet. We have not seen one not one single Dick. It's like eighteen penises in a row, and then I get someone that like a penis but I can't vibe with them and then it's like one in every like three hundred people I can live with well, Hey, have fun. Hopefully you don't see too many more Dick's every night. Know What Bush good G. Q.. Cradle, you did what I was saying in pretty boy. You what is it settled? To podcast. Or the BRENTA podcast On Eva cash. We. So usually we do chat roulette, but the issue is we before we can talk to one human. We have to go through fifteen, thousand Dick's so we'd better look on here. Of. Our favorite parts. My my kids. I'm I'm literally like saving the Shit. Oh he skipped. Video. Hello. Hello That was fucking awesome. Oh do all right hold on hold on hold on hold on. This is epic first off hello you're featured on good pods don't have long names. You need a place a riff. RIFF ON BASE or riff on my actual instrument Holy Shit. Doo. Doo Doo Blade on something funky. I on the base and then show us what your. Business. excited. Her out. Actually Norma slide whistles. Somewhere in here. It might actually be somewhere in here. So what is your actual instrument? Oh well, it's I'm fucking kidding sex. Do this guy. All right. So you know all right I'm. Play what you think we want you to play. Rock. It. Do. I'm assuming that's. So good into odd cast don't have long names. Yes I'm GonNa look you guys good pods don't wait. How did you guess that? Talking about. Pretty self explanatory GP. DHL. Yeah. He took it right from there. He's a sex. Palmer. Most People say Oh Gee H. Ellen. Like what the fuck is that you're going to hear in gross you have been hearing gross dot com. All right. I'm falling you guys spot though you is. Apple. podcast Google podcast overcast tune in Bro. You got like a podcast snapchat do edgy. Alan, we have a tick tock, edgy PDA Joanne. I'm following that shit hold up. Hold on I. Need to find the slide whistle just. Let's do it so. It's gotTa be somewhere here. Hold Shave found it. You fucking find it. Why the Fuck Don I know how to play the slide whistle out what what brings you to legal. You just pointed saxophone and bass for everybody. Play Action on Amigo when I'm bored it's bad, ASS yeah. Brother Nice to meet you. We will we're going to be hanging out. Already, righty. Hello, I'm a God among Tj TV. Geology on TV or something. Would work. y'All. All right. What's up dude. Kidding doing a podcast that's fucking. Grow Quick How old are you twenty two? What's up dude where you going from New York State New York. New York. Metro Detroit. I don't think upstate New Yorkers talk like that. Let me hear it. Talk for a second. You almost mid Western. Are you. Are you born and bred in upstate New York. To say, there's really no right. Yeah it's pretty just neutral with the coolest what you guys got going on here. This is not partying. Yeah, go. Fat Hairy and gross dot com she. About the right is that. I can. Assure you that it is way less cool. If you actually saw what's happening that as a fucking two twin size sheets, we don't have to tell them all are. This is a big time operators year. We're at a basement. Studio we we could ally in. Like a multi million dollar studio, but we're doing the best we can. Still fucking. Awesome. Though is me and my buddies are trying to set up something I. do it. Do you go target you buy to bed she you by to bed sheets, and then you're already there at least twenty, five percent of. Like with the whole like microphone setup, like how difficult is that? You gotta find somebody who's relatively knowledgeable with pro audio gear. mean. None. Of Guitar Center. I'm assuming upstate New York, there's probably gotta to be what's the closest city Albany. Probably, about two two and a half or any other major city, close? Yes. Closer than that. I lived in city Rochester's absolutely on a Rochester. Your Center due to let them know. Keith we said. Hey. either. Is there actually that we're used to be al-Qaeda? Okay. You just let them know that you want to start a podcast and they will tell you everything need. That's fucking awesome. Would you guys got going on here? You guys had a like a specific topic you talk about or you just whatever you want brother would you shoot the shit? That's what we saw. What we we record an actual podcast, and then we'll go on. To try and scoop up some. Content. Cool that's a good fuck. Fuck, fucking steal. You meet some pretty interesting people on here. So don't you fucking steel? Imagine a lot of fucking get a lot of cooks so much Dick. Kids Than Cox lately. Yeah. I was going to say it's a lot of kids so we got to. Skip past all. I'll Magog what is it ongoing Eagle Ball or Migo I call it. Pray you're probably right. I'm dumbest fuck. So stupid I'll definitely check it awards name. J J. You promise J. Next time. I talked to you. You better have your fucking podcast in the works. I fucking. Well, man all right buddy. Take it easy. Have a great night. You as well. Medal on. while. Going on here what is going on with you showed? Yeah, we're we're asking the fucking questions here pal year a mask wielding a Goddamn Michetti. Okay go no. I you Sir elaborate what the Hell is the situation here. I to. Cohen Omega and where mosque. And brandish a knife. Perfect. How'd you get here ever killed somebody and? Use the knife on one not kill them. You stabbed him. Did he deserve it? He's a doctor he his kids abby. Asked me he asked. The. Fuck. Are You Somebody had a few Guinness's at the pub Seo slash. Boy Am I here content. So I'm on your podcast or something all you'll definitely be on the podcast we won't use the video, but we're GONNA use the I. Said podcast at fat hairy and Gross Dot Com. Okay. Just. Hairy. Kroth. US. Okay. Hell. Yeah. Dude. What's your name? Marco Marco have girl? Oh. Jeez. Dick. Hello, make sure to clean your ass whole. Genuine. Hello. How are you? Very. Sad. Because if my white cloth open, all fuck, what flavor isn't a mango It's online. See those those were not around that when I back in my drink day. It's less than the barrel and I can't get it open because this fucking I was gonna say fuck your nails. Shopping. Is that even a question please do. Witness Michelle one, hundred percent we're here for you. We are moral support. Are you old enough to drink legally We. GotTa ask. A lot of kids on the site we don't have to ask morally. Moral thing for me. Doesn't spread. On hold on hold no, she's GonNa Shock on show. Dude Adams GonNa shock a Bud light with you. Okay, I'm just GONNA crack over my up. Okay. That's fine. It gives the camera going. On your phone can do it. Now Adams going to a beer with you. Are you ready and three? Art Hold on hold on. Let us know when you're ready. Totally for Audubon my nails blown. Hell Yeah. All right ready. Three two, one go. Did Mine Oh Adam you do quick get. Happy. fucking wiped off. Towel Bro. What happened? was last. Yeah, but you gundy like fucking Chan we're yes. You use your fucking teeth to open that thing. So you wouldn't fuck up your nails. I guess I did do yeah. Yeah. That's that is a strong flex. Yeah. So I'll tell you what if you go to fat hairy in Gross Dot Com. I don't think you to our website that has over social media links out or if you just go to any social media and just go to at GP DHL N we're on facebook Instagram, twitter tiktok snapchat, and twitch which. We're all over the place. I'm definitely GONNA check it out hopefully be shocked beer somewhere. Are Lexi. 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Chicagos Finest? Pt. 1: Richard Cain

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Chicagos Finest? Pt. 1: Richard Cain

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The darkness of January night in one, thousand, nine, hundred, sixty four Dick Cane, took up his position next to a motel room door. His Tommy Gun at the ready. He hushed the reporters around him and then nodded to his team. As the head of the Cook County Sheriff Special Investigations Unit. He didn't WANNA. Give criminals inside a chance to hear them rarely did detectives spring along reporters for a raid, but Dick liked having them around. He knew if they experienced the adrenaline of a bust. They'd really feel like. They got an a scoop on his signal. The team barged through the door guns at the ready. Boxes of stolen prescription drugs awaited them inside stacked high. Just as Dick had anticipated, he turned triumphantly to the reporters cameras, a hardworking cop who just pulled off a big bust, but that wasn't the real reason. Dick was smiling. UNBEKNOWNST to Chicago's lists. He and his men had intentionally placed the drugs there. It was a setup and it had gone ethically. Welcome to kingpins A- parkhouse original I'm Alistair murden and I'm Kate Leonard every Friday. We journey inside the ranks of Organized Crime Rings From Street gangs to mafiosos to understand how kingpin or Queen Pin Rises to the top of the underworld and why they fool. As we followed the lives of infamous crime bosses. We'll explore money. And power changed them, and how it changed the community around them. This is our first episode. About Richard Cain an infamous Chicago police, officer and mobster in the nineteen fifties and sixties, Dick, as he was known, was a sort of dual agent while his official job was solving high profile cases for the Chicago PD. He also made big for the men at top of the outfit. This week we'll learn how the mean streets of Chicago shaped a young. Dick Cane during the Great Depression, and how he landed on the radar of mob boss Sam Giancana from there. We've followed Dick's fateful rise in the Chicago Police Department. Richard Kane learned the value of trading on his reputation at a young age he was charismatic and good, looking smart and manipulative above all else, though dip knew how to tell people what they wanted to hear and how to use the media to amplify his own mystique. This strategy worked for Dick for much of his career, though probably not quite as often as he believed it did, but his epidural fact, pending also means in the present. It's hard to know just which portions of the stories told about him a true there. The Tall Tales of Police Work Dick told his relatives which differed from those. He told colleagues and reporters. Then there are the versions that circulated around the world of Chicago Crime, which were often bolstered by the mob self aggrandizing tendencies. Even those closest to Dick Rarely knew the whole truth take one example from nineteen, fifty nine, according to the officials Chicago police reports the actions of the vice squad detectives stick cane and his partner Jerry Shallow on March Twenty second was straightforward and commendable exemplary even. The version of the story told both by Dick and a supposed witness is far darker. On the nights of March Twenty First Deakin Jerry were ready to carry out the final stage of a sting operation. They'd been tracking this suspect. Harry Feargal for a while. It was gained time the intention was to end. Eagles blackmail operation. At the time, homosexuality was still illegal in Illinois. figure. Routinely coerced underaged boys into baiting closeted gay men, then he'd beat the men up until they agreed to pay him for his silence, according to the official police report, and Jerry plan to use a recently arrested Associated Figo's to their advantage. After promising the man immunity, they set a plan in motion. The informants with sets a trap for Figo and Dick Cane would be the bait allegedly around two am on March twenty second. Nineteen fifty-nine, Dick and Jerry waited by a prearranged payphone in Chicago's downtown loop area. There informed called fecal to tell him he'd found another black male target. They said meeting for a few hours later at five fifteen an. According to the report, Dijk waited alone at the meeting spot. As anticipated Figo's showed up and tried to entrap the detective, forcing Dick into a nearby alley and threatening to beat him up. Dick begged him not to. fecal then demanded a hundred dollars to make the problem go away. That would be worth almost nine hundred dollars today dig handed over the cash, but as soon as Beagle took it. The detective told him he was under arrest. According to Plan Dick's partner. Jerry ran into the alley as backup, but then. Things went sideways. Panicked Figel. Pulled the gun on the two offices and started firing. With no choice, but to protect themselves, the two detectives drew their own weapons and returned fire killing fecal. As a result dicken Jerry were commended for their exemplary work. Of course. This wasn't the way Dick. Cane liked to retell the story. In his version of events, he sauntered out to meet fecal in the alley no-one dragged him anyway. Even in service of an operation and he certainly emphasized he was the hero, saying Jerry ran late, leaving dick on his own, when Figo's started firing wildly at him, Still Dick recalled. He worried that he'd run out of bullets when finally Jerry arrived to save the day. In one shot Jerry Bluef- Eagle through the head, ending the confrontation. The two partners ripped each other Jerry Teasing Dick about his tiny police issue gun and Dick Busting Jerry's chops for being late. Beagles lawyer fiercely argued that both these stories were wrong. He'd found a witness who ben with Eagle at a bar that night of the twenty first, which was more than eight miles south of where Figo was killed, as the two men parted ways around four thirty am. The witness had seen three police detectives pull up Dick Jerry and their boss, the man who'd signed off on the official report be autopsy reports also suggested the shot to Figo's head was from the top down. As if e- goal had been on his knees, and the most damning point as Figo's lawyer insisted was that his client never carried a gun. His lawyer found evidence suggesting that the Weapon Eagle was supposedly carrying could be traced back to Dick cane meaning it was planted after the murder. The only version of that story that mattered though was the official. CHICAGO PD stamped one. Dick cane was a star in the force and one of the most well connected men on both sides of the law. Within weeks all investigations into Dick and Jerry's conduct would dropped and Figo's family issued an apology. As a COP, Dick Cane may have learned how to make his own luck, but he didn't start out as a charmed kid. His maternal grandparents came to Chicago a struggling Italian emigrants in the early twentieth century, a time when Irish and Italian street gangs already controlled most of the city. His grandfather was murdered by a local kidnapping gang in one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety eight. In death, he became a local icon just under three years later in October nineteen, thirty one Richard Cain was born. His early life was far from charmed his nineteen year old mother. Lydia had never liked kids and having her own didn't change that. She resented having to tend to the baby, and took her anger out on her husband John in nineteen. Fifty eight, when Dick was barely seven years old, Lydia and John Divorced. Dick would spend half the year in Chicago with Lydia and the other half with his paternal grandparents on their farm in Michigan lonelier than ever Dick. Found himself to be a perpetual outsider fitting in neither in Chicago's rough Italian neighborhood, nor in Michigan's Irish farm country. The teenagers in both communities made sure he knew he didn't belong. Soon Dick Learn to stand up for himself by lashing out rather than wait to be picked on. He took the offensive by the time he was about fifteen. In one, thousand, nine, hundred, forty, six Dick was tired of the constant shuffling back and forth between worlds. He quit school in Michigan and headed back to Chicago for good this time. He knew he'd have independence there where Lydia didn't care, he hung around with the neighborhood street gangs. For enterprising young men and Chicago's Italian American community, the Post World War Two era was a ripe with opportunities. Sure Dick didn't have years worth of boyhood friends to vouch for him, but he used his street smarts and his martyred grandfather's name to earn his place. It's likely to his return to Chicago put him on the radar of a man named Sam Giancana one of his mother's childhood friends. Giancana was no average Joe. He was fast. Becoming one of the most powerful men in Chicago organized crime still in nineteen, forty, seven Chicago wasn't enough for Dick. He craved adventure and wanted to see more of the world. The city was starting to feel small and stifling. That summer. The sixteen year old decided a major up. Rooting was necessary. He joined the army. The military took Dick I to Japan and then to A. In the US virgin, islands in the Caribbean, he fell in love for the twenty five year, old woman with a full year, old daughter and much to his surprise Dick loved having a ready made family. Suddenly. He wasn't alone in the world. The couple married in nineteen, forty, nine, desperate to keep this fairy tale alive, Dick lied to his new wife about his age, telling her that he too was twenty five rather than eighteen. The Lai provided an unexpected opportunity with seven extra years to account for. Dick realized that he could fill that gap with whatever stories he wanted. He could be the person he wanted to be a sophisticated experienced adventurer, not the uneducated unwanted kid from Chicago the Post that Dick descried to his new wife when something like this? He'd finished high school and studied criminal psychology for a year then he'd spent six years in the military trained in counterintelligence, and eventually went on to serve in the OH s s the precursor to the CIA. The most upstanding pauthe he could dream up when Dick moved his new family back to the US in nineteen fifty after his honorable discharge, it was under the persona of this twenty six year old quote veterans spy. It seemed even Dick believed in the transformation he was confident and self-assured for the first time in his life. All that was left to do was build the next stage of his career as the hero he claimed to be. Coming up. 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Not Every story has a happy ending, but at least they have an ending. Follows soft murders, true crime mysteries free and only on spotify. Now that to the story. After serving three years in the army and marrying a woman seven years, his senior nineteen year old Dick Cane moved his new family back to the United. States in Nineteen Fifty But dig was hiding a big secret. He told his new wife as well as potential employers that he was a twenty six year old veteran with experience in espionage and intelligence gathering. It was all one big facade to cover up Dick fear of being seen as a young outsider Dick's first stop was Miami his wife's choice since it was close to her family in the Caribbean and soon touting his new more sophisticated identity Dick got a job at a Pi firm run by Cuban ex Pat, who was friends with Cuba's former president will hence Yo Batista. In his new job Dick, learned how to install and run wiretaps and became practiced and surveillance, even if most of the cases he worked were for disgruntled spouses. You'll said learn Spanish to him. It wasn't that different from Italian before long his role expanded by leaps and bounds. His boss trusted him enough to send him to Cuba on small espionage missions. General Batista Keeping Tabs on his political enemies. Dick's RECON work likely helped in the coup Batista lead in Nineteen, Fifty, two, in which he overthrew the elected president and installed himself as military dictator. Dick was invigorated. He picked espionage work for his fake resume because it sounded adventurous and in growing. But he hadn't known. He takes to the works so well. As his confidence grew, he knew he wanted more than occasional sting. Missions Opportunities in Miami were proving limited if he wanted to keep growing his career, Dick needed to be able to tap into his family networks in the Mid West at just twenty two years old in nineteen, fifty, three, Dick moved his family back to Chicago. He started working for ups as a security officer investigating everything from stolen packages to credit card fraud. While, he was good at this job. He wouldn't limit himself to working on the right side of the law. Shortly after getting back to town, Dick reconnected with his family friend Sam Giancana. By nineteen, fifty-three three. Connor had become one of the most powerful bosses of the Chicago outfit meaning he had. The is of influential figures around the entire corrupt city Giancana's relationship with Dick could have been many things. Perhaps he was the father figure that Dick had been cheated of who gave him approval and mentor ship. Or perhaps he was the glamorous mobster that Dick sought to emulate. Or maybe he just offered Dick something a more exciting than investigating parcel crimes. Whatever the reason within the year Dick started working with Giancana and the outfit committing the crimes, he was meant to be investigating. Using his inside knowledge of UPS systems and warehouses, he helped the mob pull off numerous jobs, stealing packages and trucks to Dick. It was a fun game trying to structure the perfect job based on the Intel he'd learned he still solve the majority of cases, and was actually considered the best investigator on the staff. No one ever suspected that he was behind a handful of unsolved Beth's and hijackings with each job Dick's confidence grew. He became a should in his ability to play both sides. He was both a legitimate Loman and a made man in the Mafia. It felt just like real espionage gaining everyone's trust while being a free agent only out for himself, but parcel heists much like parcel busts could only afford so much in terms of glory now that he'd gotten a taste of the high life, he was too restless to stay a ups investigator. Sensing, this ambition Giancana suggested that Dick might have interest in joining the Chicago police by the mid. Nineteen fifties, corruption was already well entrenched in the Chicago. PD. Interest in the city had ties to the police from the political machines to. Political parties virtually owned police wards, installing their own men in positions of power. As the wards often dominated by one ethnic group that meant the police force followed suit. Irish neighborhood Irish cops and so forth. While the police didn't force the law. They also use their privileged positions to protect their own and enrich themselves. Did Gene. Kana Dick was the perfect addition to the Chicago PD. While Giancana already had lots of officers on his payroll. Few were made men he could trust. Plus Dick clearly had the investigative skills to be a good detective. Dick like the idea to, but he wasn't sure he'd be accepted into the police academy, even with Jean Kahn influence. A quick records check would prove that Dick hadn't even finished high school. Even worse, both his five foot, seven height, and his terrible eyesight with below the Academy Specifications Giancana told Dick not to worry about it. He pulls some strings when Dick applied to the police academy a few months later, his entrance requirements were waved and he was accepted by summer of nineteen. fifty-six Dick Cane was a freshly minted Chicago Police Officer as Dick's professional identity started to shift, so did his personal one. He became more of a womanizer. By that summer, his wife learned he'd not only taken a mistress, but gotten her pregnant. His wife promptly left taking their daughters with her back to the US Virgin Islands and though Dick was loath to go back to being a family man, he recognized his reputation in the police department likely hinged on it. So he married his mistress shortly after she gave birth to twins. That fire was extinguished. Dick could turn his focus back to work for many young police offices moving up. The ranks was a long course is long new recruits could often expect several years of patrol work before they'd be assigned to a more elite division, but most rookie officers didn't have a Chicago mob boss, greasing palms and making calls on their behalf. After about a year at the bottom Dick was promoted to the vice squad as a detective. The vice squad was a high profile department, carrying out splashy raids on prostitution, gambling and everything in between. It's arrests regularly made the front page of the Chicago Tribune and Dick all but strolled into the opportunity as a twenty six year old rookie. Although, thanks to his padded resume. Everyone thought he was thirty. Three Dix new salary is a detective was nine thousand dollars a year worth more than eighty two point six thousand dollars today. But he was also being paid under the table. By Giancana in addition to being vice cop. Dick was serving as the mobsters bag man once a month, he delivered the payoffs to all the other crooked cops and the Chicago PD. It didn't take long for everyone to figure out he was and CONNAH's man, but no one dared make a fuss far too much of the city was owned by the outfit and being crooked didn't mean Dick could also be a dedicated detective. He took pride in being a good investigator vigorously tracking down criminals and solving crimes. He just made the point to never find any evidence against Giancana as long as the bookies, madams and abortionists in bed with the outfit. Dick could do his job. In fact, Dick loved the Thrill of investigating of catching people who thought they'd gotten away with their crimes. Even more than the adrenaline rush, he loved the fame that came along with his success. Dick quickly learned how to play the game. He developed relationships with ambitious reporters, inviting them along on raids. Raids in return they made him into a household name. The Rising Chicago cop out to scrub the tarnish city of its vices, as Dick became more successful, he also discovered the unique immunity of his position as a well liked cop and a member of the outfit he was virtually invincible. He got the satisfaction of taking down corrupt public figures without any fear of retaliation from the mob, and he was making steady cash from Giancana without fear of criminal charges. Before Long Dick was playing fast and loose with the rules confident that he could get away with anything. He took payoffs an even stole from suspects after roughing them up. He knew there was nothing they could do about it. In one case in one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety nine, he and Jerry arrested a sixty eight year old sex worker on suspicion of having arranged a kidnapping and confiscated nearly one hundred thousand dollars in cash from her. After an investigation, it turned out. She had nothing to do with the kidnapping when her money was returned. She complained that more than half of it was missing. Of course no one believed her and nothing was ever done about it. In the end, though it was Dick's bravado, that got him moved off the vice squad. Though not in the way he might have expected in fact, he'd been doing his job so well that he'd started to ruffle the feathers of corrupt politicians. By, late nineteen, fifty nine. Dick and Jerry's boss caved to the pressure to pull them back. Dick Mites have been more irritated. Had A new opportunity not presented itself almost immediately, an ambitious young assistant United States attorney named Richard Ogilvie was building a tax case against Anthony Tony. batters ACCARDO. To get dirt on one of Chicago's top mob bosses Ogilvy needed a dog investigator. The police sent Dick over. It's impossible to know whether this was entirely fortuitous or if Dick volunteered himself. Or, perhaps his mentor. Giancana pulled some strings to help protect his old friend Tony Accardo. However, it happened. The outfit had one of their own assisting the Justice Department in the case against another one of their own. For Dick. This was a dream. Come true. If he played his cards, right, he'd be one of the stars of this high profile case. Ogilvy to was ambitious and Dick knew he'd go far if he proved himself to the prosecutor best of all, it was a real challenge for Dick Skills. He'd hardly need to do much slough thing, but as a double agent, he'd make Ogilvy like entrust him and appear to be doing his job well without ever actually betraying Accardo in Giancana. If he made one big mistake, however, he'd be ruined. The outfit and law enforcement would race to bring him down. It was exactly the kind of thrill dig had craved. Coming up, we'll find out how dick paid the price for playing both sides now back to the story. In late nineteen, fifty, nine, twenty eight year old Dick Cane still passing as a thirty five year old was assigned to investigate attacks case against the mob. Technically, it was a lateral move for the former vice squad detective, but it could be a huge opportunity if dick made the most of it. His temporary boss Assistant US Attorney Richard. New Dig was still technically a member of the Chicago PD. What he didn't know was that Dick was also in the pockets of the Chicago outfit both Dick and his mentor. Sam Giancana were thrilled to have Dick on the case. Everyone knew that Tony Accardo. A close colleague of Giancana's was guilty of tax evasion. The FIT couldn't save accardo entirely, but they could try to mitigate the damage. With, Dick Working as investigator, they could control what the Justice Department new, and whether anyone else went with a cargo. If Dick did his job. He might even be able to introduce a few flaws that could get an unlucky conviction overturned dick quickly impressed ogilvy, his hard work. The prosecutes had figured a former vice detective would have solid organized crime sources, but Dick delivered far beyond what was expected of course Dick was just feeding ogilvy the information that Giancana and his men had approved. What Ogilvie thought was dogged detective work was actually just a ruse. Within a few months by the beginning of nineteen sixty ogilvy and his team had put together an impressive case against Condo. Thanks in large part to Dick's information. As the outfit had anticipated. A trial was inevitable. And despite some last ditch efforts to stack the jury, Accardo was convicted. This secured both Ogilvy legacy as a tough reformer and Dick's reputation as a sharp investigator. Even those who knew he was one of Giancana's men had to admit he used his criminal contacts for honorable reasons this time. Duke had done his job so well that he fooled everyone. Except the outfit of course when Accardo's lawyer appealed, Dick was very careful to siphon out just enough evidence from the case to jeopardize the conviction. That added to the facts that three key witnesses were murdered before the appeal all, but sealed ACCARDO's release, the conviction was overturned the actual result the case mattered little by then though Dick had proven to be a savvy double agent and earned ogilvy trust and respect, and his reputation as an investigator had garnered him even more exciting jobs within months in early, nineteen, Sixty, Dick was offered a new gig spying on a personal investigator, employed by the Mayor of Chicago on behalf of the State's Attorney's Office of course by this point, Mayor Richard J Daley had been in office for just five years, but had already solidified the political machine that would maintain his power for a record twenty one years. Often referred to as the boss daily embodied Chicago's corrupt old school style of politics. It was no surprise then that the Cook County State's attorney. BEN AT MOUSE SQI wasn't the mayor's biggest fan. He and May daily will also longtime political rivals. When he became state's attorney at amount, ski set his targets on Daley's political machine. When he learned that daily had a private investigator on his staff with a one hundred thousand dollar budget and no external oversight Adam. Hausky saw his opportunity. There were rumors that the investigator ran the mayor's gambling operations, but it was also possible that he was working to smear and bring down rivals like atom Hausky. If the attorney could unveil this corruption in an election year. Nonetheless, he'd certainly boost his own reputation. Since the state's attorney had no business spying on the mayor's office. Adamant ski needed someone else to do his dirty work. Fresh off the Kado case, Ogilvy recommended dig and his full name upon Jerry upon hearing the word undercover Dick was in. The deal was only sweetened when he realized the job would entail wiretaps the skill he prided himself on in the spring of Nineteen Sixty Dick and Jerry set up a private investigations firm, opaquely called accurate laboratories and got to work. They rented office space on the same hallway as target and started to cultivate their cover once they'd moved in. Dick Snuck into the private investigators offices and tapped the phones. They also set up a camera above the door, unfortunately fa Dick and Jerry someone spotted the camera within a week of them, setting it up and immediately called the police. It didn't take much in the way of police work to find the bugs in the phones and trace everything back to Dick and Jerry. Suddenly Dick was no longer the sophisticated undercover spy, but a rogue policemen caught spying on the mayor, as had been the agreement at mousquitoes office denied any knowledge of Dick and Jerry's investigation. The two cops suddenly found themselves barraged by the press further embarrassing the Chicago PD. Already caused their fachet of trouble vice. There was no way they could buy or glad. Hand their way out of this one as the police launched an internal investigation, Dick and Jerry decided on a compromise. Jerry would cooperate and Dick would resign that way. At least one of them would keep their job, but resigning from the Chicago police. Force didn't let Dick off the hook. By spying on the man, many fellow officers felt Dick have betrayed own. While his position in the outfit had been part of the departments, culture, politico, corruption and backstabbing, the mayor were beyond the Pale. Suddenly Dick Found himself the target of two factions, angry policemen and the powerful democratic political machine. Even the outfit couldn't protect him. Salvaging any part of Dix reputation depended on keeping those connections out of the spotlight. With no other option, Dick left Chicago. He bounced around I to Michigan then to Missouri hoping things would cool down. There he was eventually hired as a polygraph operator and a police corruption case. But, his narcissistic tendencies couldn't fit the confines of the Minor Role Dick grandstanded at daily press conferences and found himself out of a job once again by the fall of nineteen, Sixty Dick was back in Chicago in barely scraping by no in law enforcement wanted to be associated with them within a matter of months he'd gone from golden boy to pariah. Dick needed away out and SAM. Giancana timing couldn't have been more perfect than mob boss called Dick in late September nineteen sixty with a job offer Giancana had just gotten a contract with. With the CIA to carry out an espionage operation in Cuba, where Dick had gotten his start nearly a decade earlier, Dick didn't even need to hear the details. Suddenly all the political investigations and vice squad busts felt like preparation for the work he was destined to do all along as he boarded, a plane bound for Miami Dick felt better than he had in months. He was getting a fresh start back. All began this time in his dream job spying for the CIA. Thanks again for listening to kingpins join US next week to find out how Dick's way would ambition ultimately Broughton down and pitted him against the very men who sponsored him for years. You can find more episodes of kingpins and all other park asked originals for free on spotify, not only despite defile ready have all of your favorite music, but now spotify is making it easy for you to enjoy all of your favorite podcast originals like kingpins for free from your phone, desktop or smart speaker to string kingpins on spotify, just open the APP and type kingpins in the search bar and don't forget to follow us on facebook and instagram at Har cast and twitter at podcast network. 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Time To Experiment

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44:11 min | 5 months ago

Time To Experiment

"They welcome to fantasy focus baseball, beautiful Monday, morning, July six, twenty, twenty. We have Tristan, H, Cochran winner, a myriad fancy leagues, experts, Singer, dancer plus top researcher producer Kyle Soppe be I am merely Eric Carabello. Somebody had to host, and we are again joined by ESPN. Senior writer Dave Schoenfield as basically a bunch of guys who were friends discuss potential baseball season a gentlemen. How are you Hello Dave. Von Hayes, let's get out of the way. You know what I know more von Hayes Fan. You aren't Alvin Davis Fan so like, and he's a don mattingly, so all of us read left handed first basement I. Love It, so why is that? Why are we so inclined to like love these left-handed first base. Different different success levels, left-handed swings are beautiful. That's all that's all. My Beautiful! The first good player, the mariners ever hand rookie of the year Mr Mariner. Donny baseball had the hair that I'm supporting right now i. just gotTa. Get the mustache going. Was Don mattingly ever traded for five players know. Oh good point. Don, Alvin Davis play for another team other than Seattle. When you are the angel, they believe. Maybe two years. Von Hayes is trade for Ruben Amaro. All right just wasting time now, let's discuss locks lots of weekend news in baseball, and not all of it is positive. Of course we're GonNa talk about the news we're. GonNa get to Tristan Trivia question and I believe we have some Hash browns a little bit later on also, the schedule is supposed to be released later today It's many players tweeting things that maybe they don't want to joke, but that's a different issue altogether, but aren't. I'll ask you this gentleman We think we know the parameters of the schedule, but could anything surprise you in the schedule released tonight? That would affect fantasy baseball. Guests would be my point David I. Know we know it's going to be forty games within the division ten games against each each team, and then twenty games against your corresponding geographical division so east I east and so on. I just think the schedule it's. It is more important this year than other years. You know I, think it helps. We've talked about this. pitchers on the Indians hitters on the twins in Oregon feast on some of the weaklings AOL Central and the Al. Central I think is mediocre. Island Downgrade phillies players are going to have a tough schedule with their. Teams than they gotta play the Yankees and the Red Sox in the race and the blue. Jays so I think it's a small factor Trista. Let's talk about the schedule for fantasy purposes here it. Is there anything that could happen in the schedule release? That would affect your rankings. Probably not the rankings because the rankings are accounted for the sixty game schedule, but it is going to influence planning and strategy for a day to day basis. I want to see how it is. You know I'm in my element when we're talking about schedule. This is a big day I'm actually looking forward to it. How rhythmic is it? Versus how haphazard is it? Going to be double headers at all. I'm thinking no. How often is going to be scattered? Are they're going to be those common weeks where you get two games on Tuesday and Wednesday and then three during the weekend, or we're GONNA see a lot of two game series stacking up the Monday Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday, and then leading into the weekend, so how it influences five six seven, and maybe even eight day schedules will be a big thing you know. I'm a big fan of those schedules because of the forecaster so I'll have those with projections and everything throughout the season, but that's what I'm looking for. How much travel is involved? If, there are two game series is on Monday, and Tuesday and then as well as Wednesday and Thursday and then the weekend. Is there going to be a lot of travel, or are they going to try to minimize travel while little things that wrinkle the the daily planning? Are Moving on now to talk about some of the players, and what happened this past weekend I'll try to the opt out list best I can, and we decided to take a tone on. This show is to say look. If player wants to opt out good for them. We're GONNA talk about the fantasy repercussions of it. We're not blind to the bigger picture here that there's a major virus going on in this country and around the world and what it means and nobody wants to get it, but. But we are GONNA. Talk about fantasy aspects here, so please don't confuse what we're discussing as being flippant. We're not trying to be that. David Price is the only player Trista I can think of who would probably have been drafted in every fantasy league, who so far has opted out Ryan Zimmerman Joe and Tyson. Ross Wellington Custodio Dave. I'll start with you on David Price. What are the dodger repercussions here? potential replacements and what it means. The team will get the Tristan on the fantasy side. Yeah honestly it opens up a whole in their rotation. They have several candidates. I would assume tristen would move up. A destined may or Tony. God Salon maybe it's Alex would. Maybe, they go with a six man rotation in all those guys end up starting. The to me the big winner there is probably dusted. May who I think is going to be in that rotation now and I really good looking young pitcher. Interested, in I would agree with Dave there. May were just kind of guessing which one it could be both of them that they can afford to go to a six man rotation here in that like the reds, for example, maybe to take advantage of trevor. bowers rubber arm might go to four man rotation so I. It's all just guessing right now. What teams are going to do here with piggybacking and size of the? The rotations but the dodgers do seem to have more depth than most teams. Yeah, and the reds thing with Trevor Bauer was curious to me because remember they were one of the teams in March, who are considering going with a six man rotation where they would throw tyler. Maley in there, so throwing Bauer. Every day is kind of interesting to me. I don't know how they're. They're going to do with it. They might go. The six-man modified rotation dodgers. You're right. I do think it's just a May who gets the best individual bump, but I've said it. Many times at the dodgers have a lot of multi inning. Guys, so this kind of increases the workload across the pitching staff I think Ross stripling could be an interesting guy. He was quoted over. Over the weekend saying he thinks he'll be up to six innings by opening day so Ross. stripling alone could be the one who is the big benefactor there but God. Has You mentioned I think this also helps strengthen Julio Maria says chances at meeting his innings cap, which won't happen the season. I think it's a very good thing for a lot of those young dodgers. By the way Turner bowers, appending free agent Dave. Do you think that might have something to do with it that the red just don't care about his arm for twenty twenty. One I mean I'm not trying to be again. You've been here, but like it's with the running back in football. They could use them all. They want that year because he's someone else's problem next year. Could the recipe thinking that with our? I I. Don't think that's the case. I think this is our probably going to them. And maybe it's every fourth day early in the year when he might only pinch, you know three four innings early on, and you'll be like. Hey, three days arrest you know and then a month into the year. Maybe they go to that all five man rotation. You know bit. Point. There's a lot of different ways for teams to play this early on I. Th I think we will see a lot of the. EAT But. Trevor Bauer. For any, he's not going to get the win anyways. I don't know if it changes its value or Maybe it does a little. Well I argue last week with you that it should be innings pitched as that a wins if you could change your league. I also moved down getting pitchers in the top hundred. I don't have it. I think by I starting pitcher now. Gary Cole- Number Nineteen. Don't WanNA. Take a starting pitcher around one who for the first three weeks might not get a single win or be eligible for a single win I'm guessing you think that's exaggerated on my part. But what are your thoughts on moving pitchers down? Not necessarily I think that for the majority of pitchers. I would fade them where I can I probably wouldn't. Wouldn't so to such an extreme amount as you are with Garrett Cole I, do think he's going to be close to a full workload by the beginning the year and the other thing, too. We talked about this before that. I think two weeks into the season. We could see these pictures up to their typical workloads, so the aces of the ones that I. WanNa. Lean I think there's value in a premium as I think it's going to expand the the difference between say the number ten starting Pitcher and the number twenty five starting Pitcher, and then from there I would aim to fade and just Kinda. Take some values all right, so you know by the time you listened to this show, everyone there might be more players that are opting out. There have been some discussions on Monday morning on twitter, and we'll just leave it at that and. And, if there are more opt-outs, we will talk about them on Thursday as players who do have the virus, and some of this just guesswork, but if the season starts in less than three weeks, it could be that some of these players are not ready for opening day, and if that is the case from a pure fantasy baseball aspect, it would obviously affect whether we want to draft Freddy Freeman Aaron, and it might be different for pitchers as opposed to hitters affiliate pitcher named Cohen. told the media yesterday that it would be much worse for a pitcher to get the virus, because then he if he sits efforts to weeks, he has to get going again. Whereas a hitter could just kinda like fall out of bed, healthy and hit the baseball Dave. Is there a big difference? Think between a pitcher and a hitter getting the virus, and what it means for how much time they might miss. Yeah I think so. I mean the phillies. We were still waiting on The update on Aaron. Nola why he's not in camp yet. There hasn't been in official reason. Can't risk risk to starts out of what maybe twelve is a Max. No, let's one sixth of your season as opposed to a few get. I guess you don't know how long these guys could be out. That's the problem. For any? Panic Uber. Now okay. You and I could could recover from the virus differently. Yet alone, athletes that are in pristine condition. It's not just the virus Zach Wheeler's wife is having a baby later this month. He's probably missing to starts. That's like what eighteen presente season Tristan so like. I don't WanNa. Be Mean when I'm moving players down in my rankings. How can I draft Freddy? Freeman around to? If I suspect he might miss the first couple of weeks of the season I can't do that again. We understand is a very big deal. This virus and pandemic, so we're not being flipping you're. Pretty Freeman like if he's not playing the first three weeks than not WANNA draft him ahead of Anthony, Rizzo, there's no way of knowing how quickly this is going to improve or progress for individual people in. It's a personal decision that each player makes, so. We're going to hear some things in terms of decisions, players making wheelers case what concerns me? Until, you've done it. You have no idea what it's like to become a parent. I mean that might influence his personal decision. He has hinted at the fact that he might opt out after that point, so maybe he comes through, and gives you a start at the beginning of the year, and then decides. You know it's not worth it. It's going to be something players face, and it's just something that's going to be a risk in the fantasy season. Deal with it. The phillies. The phillies are the one team that seemed to have. Several examples of players who tested positive and we don't know what that's GonNa? Mean I. Agree with you guys that yeah. It's going to influence pitchers a lot more than it is hitters and I would probably fade them, but Freeman. We. Don't know what he's coming back I. Don't know you could make a whole lineup right now. Players have the virus DJ Lemay Mayhew. Miguel said no Louise Arrhenius Will Smith. Atlanta's closer maybe as closer anyway. We hope they all get better soon, and maybe they'll be better by the end of the week or maybe it'll be in early August. We just don't know yet. Let's take time now to get Trivia Trivia Trivia question, and then we'll get back to actual news. I hear a dog barking tryst. That's okay Dave. I your dog has something to say, and I want to hear. What can you translate what your dog is trying to tell US Dave? Well my nephews appear. You're visiting, so I think. He is just awakening. My slumber and the dogs are not happy. I have a dog translator for you and you know what that dog said Trivia Trivia that none of you will know. All right so we're on the topic of players who did opt out and with David Price and Felix Hernandez opting out of the twenty twenty season this past weekend, only seven of the nine active pitchers to of one an American league. Cy Young Award remain active remain members of any teams, sixty men player pool. So American League. Cy Young on their resume and. Members of a teams, sixty men player Paul. Can you name all seven of these individuals? Out Not Yet Ver- lander. Twenty eleven to twenty nineteen. Cranky Nice job two thousand nine. Dave who who did you just name? Blake Snell Lakes now was twenty eighteen. Your three hundred seven. Report Zillow Nice on twenty sixteen. Kyle would be proud. and Cy Young. Here. That was the infamous Justin. verlander year with a certain tweet. That was hilarious. I think the dog is Bark Corey Kluber name. Corey Kluber won in twenty, fourteen and twenty seven. On you have to mineral remaining. Giant I apologize. Don't apologize. There could be a baby somewhere. My lawn gets my next door. Neighbor's longest more. Same time over. We're doing the show. Thursday it happens. Other American League Cy. Young Award More American League Cy Young Award winners. They are members of sixty men player pools around the majors two of them. I'll give you the years if you'd like them. To go there yet. I mean Kyko. DALLAS, Heikal wanted fifteen whereas one remaining. All surprised. You haven't gotten this one. Little Bit. Who won last year. Girl her wonder what last year! Max Scherzer Max Sherzer nicely done twenty thirteen, I saw trivia. If ensures finishes in the top what Tim Kirk had this. In the top five of Syon voting this year. He'd be the first pitcher to do that eight years in a row. Wow I mean his peak is one of the greatest of all time. Right, let's talk about some other stuff that happened the on the field or off this weekend in baseball, Masahiro Tanaka threw a pitch to John Carlos. Stanton and it came back at him. A lot harder hit him in the head. He has a concussion. It was scary to watch because John Carlos Stanton hits. Baseball's really really hard and Tanaka is a you know not only. Is it humid draftable, fantastic baseball as well. Trista will start with you the Yankees Fan when you saw this. Obviously, you're hoping that he's healthy. But what do you think could be a potential draft moving repercussion? You're on either man. Stan Ozzy is hitting fine. Yeah I. Mean It was a scary moment there and I'm I'm glad that. At least the prognosis was much better than I feared at the time. I think this ties a little bit back to our previous point about pitchers missing time during this summer camp as they're calling it. If he is delayed by a week or so I, do think that's going to influence his ability to pitch at a high level in the first couple of weeks of the season, so it does provide opportunities for some of the others I think. The Yankees probably would lean a little bit more on the openers, so they're going to have some of the middle relievers pitching a little bit longer so Chad Green Yay. Jordan. GUMRI little boost for him. He was a guy. I think was probably looking at a rotation spot at the back end in the first place, but you know he might have a better shot at beginning of the year to. You both know that I. WanNa Clark Schmidt our simulation league and I didn't get him, but because I had nick Anderson of course and he's getting lit up, but the point here is Clark Schmidt could be in the rotation is top pitching prospect, but he's not on their forty man roster so Dave I. Want to get your thoughts here. We talked about prospects last week in the likelihood. Likelihood they'll be in the major this year, but this is a prospect is not on the forty man, and apparently the yankees have much room ear, so the Yankees win the world series so I mean it's interesting how they do things especially if to knock out as an interesting, so that's not a really good point. I know you mentioned this brought this up on your caller last week. That there are issues here just because the players on the sixty man potential roster. Other can still be forty man roster issue Wander Franko is another guy who fits into this category. The rays have a loaded forty man roster, so if you promote Franco you've to take somebody off that saying with Clark Schmidt so. Don't necessarily assume in this. Is Lee Run Eric? Just because the guys on the sixty man that he's appear in the majors that year. It just gives them the option to do that. so yeah teams with deep forty man rosters have to deal with the same. You know roster dilemma. They would in a normal season. What was the a number of days? that count for service. Time was interesting to me that week. It yeah, if you're in the minors for a week, then yeah, you buy the extra service time so I actually think we might see more forty man roster promotions, which influences Schmidt in the Yankees case, the problem is David Garcia is on the forty man Michael King is also on the forty man they do. They might try to go. Go to I, but I do think we are going to see. I think we'll see Schmidt, this year is Schmidt somebody we can put at the Same Level as Nate Pearson Spencer Howard Might Phillies Opening Day starter now, Mackenzie Gore. Would you say Clarkson is at that level or not? Even close? I'd say on the Ballpark. I don't think he's they're equal. Pearson throws so incredibly hard, and we go for the high velocity because a strike outs. I put a little ahead, but it's not like we're talking. Twenty five plus starting pitching spots a ranking set. All right so we talked about that, so the mets manager basically said that he might have closer committee here which I don't know why it surprises so much but I feel like we all assume that Edwin D. Be Closer and be good at it after having such a terrible season, but he was so good is last year were Seattle Dave. So what Ed Windy as you think we'll see this season and you think the mets really will go to the committee. I guess like Cassette Lugo. Lead team in saves. Lurk, I would I would assu. Diaz has the job to start the season. So it's up to him to keep it. The trouble is. And this is true with all closers. Managers are not going to have patience to let them work through a couple. Blown saves early in the year, so Ds Bulla to saves in the first week. He's out. He's not going to be the colder. But, he's also a guy that runs hot and cold. If he gets hide and gets in that Groove, and his confidence stays up. He'll keep the job. I would I would. Ask me which way it goes out with him keeping it, and then it ends up not being closer by committee. Branches to prediction. Tristan! Should we move at with the as out of our top ten closers now? As a matter of fact, thank you mets for helping me get a little bit cheaper. Shares of India's. Because the way this bullpen is constructed. If you're going, you mentioned Lugo Lagos a guy who they should be maximizing for more than one inning. Lock them into closer all. They're going to decrease his effect. His his value to the team. I think they are going to go at the as I think, this is just a lot of smoke, and you're right, Dave. There is the risk that if he pitches horribly in the beginning of the year that he does lose the job, but I'm going to go with him. Being the closer on opening day, and I'm getting my shares. Moving on, let's talk about the Washington nationals because and this is not really been reported all that much, but if I wrote a column today probably be led by Carter key boom, who the nationals attend to make their starting third baseman. He's a prospect who came up last year and barely hit one hundred, but I would say that's irrelevant. I mean we know what he did. In the minor leagues, and the nationals have a d. h. now so as Drubel, Cabrera that's probably his best position, so dave any thoughts on Carter key boom here and we see all the time prospects come up. They fail for a month and then the next year. The Great. Yeah. I'm probably low man on him, but you know. He hit well enough at AAA, but everybody hitting AAA lashed year. Pretty good contact skills I'm not sure the powers quite ready to manifest itself the MLB level this year. Great Long Term Prospect but you know I don't think he's going to be a star. Right out of the gate. Tristan is capable draftable on ESPN Standard League. Yes in that I think it will benefit managers to take upside guys with their final picks, but that's what I'm looking at for him. I don't think he's a player. WHO's a must pick I think that. If at your corner infield spot, you need upside on the roster. That is the direction in which I'm going and I. Think he's a very good prospect. I think there's a good chance that the second. Try through he's GonNa be very good. When he went back down to the minors, did hit over a month period after that and triple a good sign for his development, and I think he is going to get a clear path that third base by the way. I gotTa Throw Harry Kendrick at you for the h I'm very much all in on the Howie Kendrick, thoughts. Thanks to the L. I think they might platoon like Cabrera Kendrick I. Mean actually what they could do, is they? Could Platoon Kendrick at first base up with things because Ryan ceremony lefty killer is not going to play so they could do that and then Cabrera's hitter right, so he could. Play against anybody. But. Yes, that's a possibility I just like the fact. That key was getting a chance to Dave's right. We're not talking about guys going to thirty home runs and he doesn't steal a lot of bases, but like if you're gonNA. If you're on a deeper league, you're thinking of using your last pick on Mike Al Franken why when you use on Carter. Keep who. I I would take a chance on somebody like that and see what he does. Nothing go YEP. Okay we talked about that What else do we need to discuss anything positive? Here's any other news here that we didn't get to. Or they will just go right the hash. Browns and I didn't see any other news here. The had to be dealt with I. Bring up another another one of the opt out situations that influence the positions. Is The rockies with the in Desmond. I might have gotten this Friday. Though oh I forgot about that. Yeah, Desmond's another guy who opted out and I. You should have been on my list here I i. don't know what it means. I mean I guess Sam Hilliard, but like I. think Brandon Rogers. The infielder now has basically. He has more upside than Carter Kibo. and. Nobody's really thinking about Brennan Rodney because he got called up when he failed. That's ridiculous like I say this all the time. If Brennan Rogers had never been called up, we'd be doing him like a top prospect like Joe Adele but because he came up, it didn't end for a month that we forget about those ridiculous Very similar stories between these two players, and the reason as you say that he's got, the higher upside is chorus field, and rightfully, so he might well figure into the second base role. If McMahon moves over to first base and that Daniel Murphy gets bumped, which by the way they should be Daniel Murphy every single day now without it desmond on that roster. Roster I'd also argued that Garrett Hamson just based on Garrett Hamson being on the roster, they might go at some degree of timeshare between him and Rogers the second base. Maybe hamster gets bumped down into the outfield when Rogers is in the lineup. Are you implying that Daniel? Murphy is not a good defensive player Tristan because those are those are fighting words man. I think it'll keep them healthier to the thing. that's that's a point. Your absence interesting. I really liked him. Heading into last year. You got a chance to play. He tanked. Could end up in center field they play David Doll there. Maybe Hamson moves back and forth. He can steal some basis. As bad as he was last year I'm not giving up on. Yeah I actually think he might out hit Brendan Rodgers this year, not Brennan Rogers hit in the California League and he hit Colorado Springs. He didn't hit all that well. At other levels, you know granted. He's at chorus field. To. Come back from the injury. I think Hamson might be a good late round. Pick there I think Daniel Murphy and Charlie Blackmon should have a gold glove contest and see who is the worst defensive player there. And we'll bring Pat Burrow, Greg, Linski and rally bond is out of retirement. See how they do as well. I don't care if that's me what you want with. Let's bring in Tyler now and get some Hash browns in here. Hello Kyle, what's up. Hello fellows interested in you. Weren't here there that day, but Quintana out. Locked himself into the rotation. Just wondering how high ranking if he will make the next cy young Trivia we get next. On this version so. That was just for you kyle. One Yeah Oh man, you know we laugh about chat. Will it so much, but there will be those only in those fifteen leagues where you gotTa. Look at them. Wait just because you know. Let's not forget where we were when he signed with the cubs, but you being right with a regular fifty sixty starter. Rick. Persona was coming off a CY, young season a lot changes quickly all I know, but but as a late round pick in those leagues, traveler or personal. You have to pick right now or sell them. All season. To Dave, what would you do, chat with Priscila? Chatwin. It'd be regular. Eric. You guys can join his pockets. Could be true. Does anybody have any hashbrowns that they? Enter. into the actual. Producer just asking questions J.. K. As onboard, you guys pausing dynasty play for the season, but he wants to know what you should do. About transactions took place during the off season. Commissioner wants to reverse any AD drops, but keep the trades. That is such a slippery slope. I don't WANNA reverse anything, but I do. I sent an email to one of my league commissioner, saying if I trade for a draft pick today. And there's no draft in two weeks. That's a problem. 'CAUSE! I mean. Do you just automatically make that next season's draft picks or what so? I this is getting crazier and crazier I. Don't like going back on any trace. The trade happened. A pandemic happened I'm not I'm not reversing history Dave you agree with that. I don't. Think in reverse reverse his. If you've made a trade made a trade Tristan. You're on twelve leaks. What are you doing and this is a difficult call as a commissioner to leagues where these decisions have to be made I'm challenging a both on. I don't think you can roll any of it back. I think. It's the slippery slope. What's the problem with doing at drop stirring a pausing dynasty I? Don't see why we couldn't just do that. Throughout this off season into next I'll point out what how did Eric. You know you're in a to tell wars, not redrafting. They're going to keep the draft results. When we knew that this was coming up at spring, training might be pause. We're going keep. Our original draft results with the one wrinkle that you're allowed to release players and reclaim their Fab for the first bidding period, which I think that's a a decent compromise based on a little amount of time. We have left. Changing a rule what? Okay and what your take me that we should redraft her as your take. Out. Look. I. Don't even know who I have. And by the time they start playing half. My team could have opted out. It's bad luck. You can't do anything with this season. That is going to be fair because it's all unfair and as looking at my twitter Dick work cake is just opted out. Did this is not going to end anytime soon so? That influences the backups for Freeman and the D. H.. Absolutely I I'm telling you by the time people isn't. This show is GonNa be ten more people that opt out now. I might have all ten of them on that talent Labor team. No, I don't WANNA redraft I don't WanNa. Change any rules because to me. The season has started for fantasy purposes. I. I. If you have a player who ops out or has a his wife as a baby, or he gets injured it just you can't take seriously. What's going to happen this season? That's how I feel I am with you there and I by the way have marquess Zimmerman on my towel. Wars team so I'm trying to take. The fair and balanced approach to this whole thing, but I've got the decision in my keeper League where I have people who want us to roll everything back except for the trades. Pick and choose this. The only thing I think you can do is come up with some sort of small accommodation to people who are stuck with a player who is not gonNA play. Allow them some swap in. That's the thing I would change otherwise put you got while arguing. There was actually the next question. Greg wants to know or not, Greg. They wanted to know if there was any anything you can add you. Give them extra fan for somebody that dropped out your even. Bigger just talk lock. It's tough. Luck and I say this guy's going to be affected just as much as anyone else. This all sucks, but I don't Wanna I don't know who's next. I don't know who's next the OPT OUT ANONIMA WHO's next to get the virus and I don't want to guess at either so I don't want to redraft I. Don't want to change the rules I. Just WanNa have fun playing out the sixty game season. The Best I can, and and if that means that. That, Clark Schmidt is number two starting pitcher in a league does not much I can do about that. That's why if you're an a dynasty league and you. WanNa you WANNA. Freeze your players, so they don't accumulate salary and or years like we have assembly like that vibe. Okay with that just have a draft just for twenty twenty purposes with your buddies and enjoy that sixty game abbreviated season, but it doesn't affect any of your dynasty players that what I think you should do in Dentistry League. Terrorists planning on going bats for the first five rounds of his NFL only draft. That's coming up. He wants to know who you like. The pitchers after that Point Internationale at Middle Tier Kinda got. Well, first of all never go into a draft, saying my first five picks anything all they are the best player available. Is available at around five. Come on. Are you really going to take you know Nick Sends L. of course you're not so i. mean that shouldn't happen, so go into a draft open minded you. WanNa lean heavier on the hitters and pitchers fine, but don't just arbitrarily pick the first five rounds the first eight rounds. I'm GONNA do this. Take the best player available at pitchers really fall that far then you're gonNA have to sort Lewis Kostya is available around five. Only take Luis Custodio. Is it right. I mean Tristan. You agree with that I mean. Yeah I I don't like locking into anyone strategy. Take the value. Where lies I do like this goes back Eric to your point about trying to fade pitchers if you're roughly planning to do this, you're looking at players like Mike Saroka. Max. Freed Denilson met Madison. bumgarner falls into this group in my rankings here as well. Karl Hendricks falls in their Zach. Gallons and interesting name. I think you can get by with that. I think this is going to be a very good year to attempt to mix and match piece together. You're pitching staff David Zach Gallant. Haggadah question related to this. How do you value Yu? Darvish Treston. I, did saw. He added a new pitch up to eleven different pitches now, but he had a great second half last year was a strike through machine. strikeout-to-walk ratio is incredible. But it's Yu Darvish. She's been Mr Consistency the past few years. Where do you rake? I don't personally care about that pitch. I think it's interesting and. Read about but I think he was great pitcher with a very deep selection of pitches in the first place, and by the way Dave. Dr Is one of my favorites starts with this year. Thirteen second half starts at seven total walks. That's the same number. He had his march thirtieth start by itself. Yeah, why don't they? Why don't you care about the pages and that an actionable change it's. It's a hybrid two seam fastball splitter crumble. Inducing pitcher doesn't incur increase the strikeouts I think that's that's. It can increase effectiveness and also. I've heard this. Both sides are some people David the story about a sixty games. Would it be MVP's, or are we looking at this six game season as the first sixty or the last sixty? s reader, one of. The. Let Sixty game in the manning. Yup, like everyone's assuming. Oh, they're coming out of spring summer. Training is the first sixty games, but I'm also thinking well. It's kind of the last sixty games and I don't I. Don't want to guess who's going to be hot or not. Because I have no idea what that what shape they're in so right dave. Yeah, I mean you know and I know. A lot of people are going to try to look into WHO's fast starter. WHO's a slow starter? But. April weather the same as July and August whether I will thinking to throw everything out Alex. Bregman for example, his career April opie s is much lower than every other month. Does that mean you move him down thinking? He's GonNa Start Slow, but he was the best hitter in the American league the last two months last year he killed in August and September. So maybe he's a great finisher. Yellows have to just ignore all that that stuff I think this year. By the way he was, he was in a controlled environment when he put those numbers, so you can't even make the weather case plane, yeah! well, it's hot out here. That's for sure I'm sure it's hot in Texas Florida, California a little too hot all right. What? What's next year hasn't mentioned moving starting pitchers down in your ranks. Matt's curious. The upper tier closers become more attractive vaulting up your ranks. I actually did move Josh. Hader up a little bit tristen, but I did not move curb gates. Stop and the reason why Josh Hader can get more than three outs. Kirby does not get more than three hours, plus there's no way San. Diego uses Yates as as a guy gets more than three hours because they have all these great setup net but Milwaukee I mean, but the thing about hater is court cannibals back so that does doesn't I. Don't want to imply that Josh gets a million saves, either they could use Canabal in that role or somebody else rhianna her like you wanted like good council wants to a few years ago so. I didn't really move up closer. I moved up hater a little bit, but I also moved up use mayor petite three rounds because now I, think he. Petite a chance to win as many games as Garrett Cole. That's crazy now. It's not how crazy. Ball, because normally that'd be crazy, but. Like drew pomeranz people were asking me on twitter name, the Middle Relievers I want and the ones that jump out to me petite and drew pomeranz, but Luger jumps out as well we need an effective loyalty inning reliever. WHO DOESN'T NECESSARILY GET SAVES? Who else who else fits that? Person I mean like that's important. Right dodgers just mentioned a minute ago and I think anybody who has the likelihood of pitching those fourth fifth sixth seventh innings is going to get a bump this year. Because I think there's going to be volume advantage granted guys like hater. If, the brewers took him out of the closer role. We'd lose the saves granted, but he might be maximized. MIDDLE INNINGS EAT UP. Winds get eight to ten victories, just being, but being put in games in premium situations, and that might actually bolster is fantasy value I don't think there's any benefit to saves on the short season, but I do think that the closers and the multi inning relievers are going to get a bit of a bump, but I think a noticeable one I mean I i. if you want a name, some middle relievers here that won't get saved could get winds like Anthony Bass or Ryan Hells Lee or Health close. Kansas Bruce Star greater all of the dodgers I think is going to have a key role. There's so many. James Current shocked that Cleveland Rookie. He's going to be a multi guy and he's GonNa matter. How about Matt Barnes. Absolutely major strike out guy setup man for. The rays have six good starters. Brennan McCain could end up as a long. Guy In the bullpen. Raise Dave I. think if you liked the race, don't you? Don't you think the in the world series this year? You bring that up. I have a piece coming out tomorrow picking the to. Res All right. Now. In the dodgers. The Yankees are being given thirty eight and a half wins already. Come Out Dave why why they hate. Well. I don't know where you're tyler glass, no on your rankings, but he doesn't have to get through thirty starts now. Young has to get through twelve. Throughout what he did last year in one seven six e r. a back in March is working on a new splitter I mean if he can make that a effective third. Pitch Watch out. You know I love Nick Anderson as their closer. Policy is Josh Ater. Yeah Really Good Bowl Ted. You know Diego Casteel. They got the arms. They to me. They have it both ways. They have the depth if you need depth. But they also that the big front three with with Morton Glasnost and Blake's now those guys Nick Twelve Star teach you know that sixty percent of your starts. Those three guys only make forty two percent of their starts last year. Day Anderson Getting Sheldon my Sim League. Can you tell me that? Because I remember playing off last year stats a wide split. I call it. Call it so why play Hugh? You. Get show so plays Kamara. Come on out too well with guys who have wide splits I. Don't know why it is. It's just you have bad luck with those guys for some inexplicable reason. I already know I'm GonNa. Lose to all right, Kyle. What else? Eighteen to one on your money if the rate is when it all day, so. Bad It's. One. Got Any connections. Last question here comes from Greg he wants to make any contrarian styles. you think might be worthwhile in redraft this year whether it's going eight. How be no starters? PUNTING A category. You name it. Well politics stolen basin saves make sense to me the most every year. and I think it definitely makes sense this year like who's going to want to steal basis i. I have a feeling like not just because of the shortened season, but because of what's happening like. Surly Mathematics Hassle based. That sets what he does but wild, Christian? Yelich WANNA steal basis. He has to stay. Healthy is so important to the team. Is Virus going on I? I don't want to overthink things, but. I. The dogs are barking I. Think Trout like guys like trump Yelich. Those shows I now. And forever from the fantasy palm. Your phone dog going dame's left to go to the phone. You know what if I had enough leagues? That I. Know, I don't look. It's not a lot of time before opening day. You know by the time we got this announcement. There weren't the same number of days if I had enough leagues. I think I would try the punt starting pitching strategy. Wow, I would I would go with all multi inning relievers High K per nine guys. The hater types I would lead only on those players and one hundred percent stream. My Starters I. I liked that and in fact I'm I actually did that in the league and I didn't think it was that crazy. Where like I have a couple like Masimba bumgarner might be like my mom when starter, but like I think Spencer, Howard and Mackenzie Gore will play major roles not in the first week, obviously after manipulate their time, but after that like. Spencer. Howard did not have this issue with his contract. He'd be the opening day starter. They're not GONNA no over. Wheeler Jake Ariane is gonNA give up. Eight runs the Marlins on opening day for the phillies. Okay any final thoughts. Gentlemen Dick I contrary train ways. Yes, but just join a points league and have fun and don't worry about the money. Don't worry about the salaries and your league. You know a growing up. Just try to do something a little bit different for this year only and hopefully in twenty twenty one. We get a full one hundred sixty two game season, but as you know, they're not quite baseball twenty twenty two. That's not. No boy. Come on at some optimism. We're having optimistic about this year. We need to have it about twenty twenty two. Months was fun. The Union and the owners just wait till next off season. Next year! Next year. Oh, so we're! Embrace. The experimentation is all I can say this is a great year to experiment with all types. All right, so check out our friend. Dave shown fields find work. He's writing about the race on Tuesday. Who knows what else? He'll be running about later this week? It'll be writing updated news rankings. I've new rankings as well, but they're crazy. You don't WanNa. Look at those. That is all the so our schedule moving forward. Obviously, we're planning on Monday Thursday later this week on Thursday. No more movies we're. We're GONNA. Try to talk. Strategy for ESPN drafts a little more than we just did on these hashbrowns next Monday will focus on auction, draft strategy, and maybe quick positional previews seeing about who is left. That is all for today's show. Thank you so much for listening to our little fantasy focus baseball. Please stay healthy for Tristan for kyle for Dave Bravado as I America Arab have an awesome week. Now, offering an extra fifteen percent credit on car and motorcycle policies. That's fifteen percent on top of GEICO could already save you. So what are you waiting for your teenager to help around the house? Okay on I, empty the dishwasher vacuum the basement and folded the sheets out of the dryer. Wait what Oh next I'm going to clean Mittens litterbox win some kind of prank, show or something. That's a camera is an there's never been a better time to switch to GEICO. Save an extra fifteen percent when you switch by October. Seventh limitations apply visit GEICO DOT COM for details.

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Barstool Rundown - September 8, 2020

Barstool Rundown

19:13 min | 3 months ago

Barstool Rundown - September 8, 2020

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But he did the nicest thing a friends ever done for me because he had covert, he must add it bad because he was like actually worried about me every day is like how you feel you check in he he's like drink gatorade body armor but he sent like I'm like I don't know I'm not going out I don't feel good. He sends about hundred gatorade to my boxer. No He's Gatorade. I called Like market, there's people. The close theaters body body if you have covert at through the gatorade in the trash So that's okay. Odell. So these girls will do the podcast talked about all the sons, right? It's like A. Mama. PODCAST. Looks like. And they said Odell likes to be shit on or he wants to should. Get he gets shit I don't believe it. Nobody likes to be on it says you've been cooped. I wanted to I don't I don't move that true. I'll believe just because it's way too recent from the suns thing where just like let's run it back and go viral again. Yeah. They also sit in the same studio the same girls doing the same exact thing being get viral again. Yes. He loved how shit on. They also made a lot of money when they did that the one girl made one hundred all she said you money on only fans. But I also I duNNo. Deal. You know who he is. He's Lenny Kravitz. Yes You say Oh crap. They also feel like kraft would be class you don't you don't. Say. We're still get in trouble for that scarf photo. Put that up there if you don't. Disagree. Picture number one photo that people come as he's wearing that giant scarf, it's the funniest photo we mean for Lake Copyright. To your point Kevin don't you think that this was almost it's almost too on the nose there like how can we go viral Odell Beckham like it's like a game of clue. Kitchen. Story it seems like natural. That does seem true tales. It's almost like too weird to be fake you know like. I don't know why Sarda over. His instagram posts. Like how do you respond to? He's like so he posted it and said like you can't knock me off my pivot He used the word Shit and then like somebody said talk, your Shit Champ and he wrote like literally with trying emojis. So he's playing into it which I think is the play the best way to respond. You didn't say no though. Yeah and when you're him though who fucking cares to Think I feel like if it was weird weird kinky sexual wants. To be known as the Shit Guy. Here's the past like if he's into it. Play into it but if he's not. Play. I don't play into it because then he's GonNa Shit on. Well if you put Glenn. is going to be like, yeah, I heard I heard Kuzak and then just. Look at all listen. It's hard factor. I haven't fit in here. Much and got all sorts of people run around. I think that you should on whether he likes it or not no pun intended. Yes what I was gross to. ended the way he like other details we don't shower for twenty four hours and then fly out to me the whole thing was fucking. 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Toothpaste I don't know if they do. Do Toothpaste. Not sure. I haven't found natural toothpastes that works but if this. Really Gross. It tastes. Gross. Yeah they're not. All the fast way to me is no animal testing that I'll do all the time they have those little things at the supermarket So Madden today out. So capital Colin Kaepernick is in Madden is a fifty is a free agent is a top fifteen qb. Dance the salute. He should be in the game that's obviously a good game for fifteen I. Think he's added Cam Newton. Adjusted live. It also is just funny that we're doing this top I was GONNA say next for lease I. Don't want to do. It's a big story. I'm not no. No No. No. I know people. I do think it's like the best marketing for the game is they always? Have One person who's rating is like off either too high or too low, and then everyone talks about. Just, right on right on point absolutely the they do adjusted I think in like as the season goes. Day showed no oh yeah. I'm assuming what's going to happen is all like quarterbacks to start playing well, we're going to. End The season top fifteen but it's Kinda. It's kind of silly to even have them in top as the clip that they showed has the bears. Yeah I. This is we Had Camp I even though it past do have some guys not I am. I. Even the. Super Bowl. Pick to win put. that. Emotional. Don't ever happened to you guys ever. Roll back. Yeah. I I'm excited. Wouldn't that be a? Tech is all about. You WanNa. Talking. Dick I, feel like they're gonNA score one, hundred points. Yeah. Wouldn't that be thing that I'm praying? That's like Vokes Green Sorta thing. I'd be a little. The only thing is like half their defense is out it's not playing. Well, he is. He wasn't injury injured. Five I think they're going to be homeless his shoulder. is No this season cows fake? Well, the Patriots win it's. Know the NFL SEASON NFL. Coastline. So I watch sports for the first time outside of horseracing and like forever the Celtics won by thousand. qui- had fucking misfits not the. The Finger Millet Block I. Never. An NBA. Are you watching sports? Yeah. A little bit fucking thing photo as why they have. Let's go islander like planes flying through like the hamptons slight the big like the. Crate smoking tonight is one game kill like Frankie said, it's not you don't get you know more than one game of goals just one game. But yes sports. I hope. I mean, if the Celtics play Lebron, I'll have to get it but you'll get the juices flowing. I hope now. That will do it for you. Eight. Zero. He'll. have. One quote. One Flop and flopper complain. So. I don't I haven't really talked to you I've been on the the pick central couple times I had TV. Like I. Literally could not watch. I had no live T. I has you. Have Liz watching thousand unbelievable. Happened Wales's jumping out of the ocean will whale where, where where where where, where, where, where, where, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, jumping the ocean whales, whales, whales, wells, wells, wells will. Will but so I. The Internet. So where I stayed, I got like a nice place in its for sale and it was the only ones that the hotel is selling it. But, all the other people must have been stalled their own intern and I did not can't open my eamon. The fuck was going ago be able to my email I can't. I can't. My. Not. Normal fry email. So I couldn't even get on like who? Would you have been watching? You think it sounds like you. Quarantine for seventy days but I. Didn't like is going on in sports or not that you couldn't watch it. It was a combo like I lost touch. This thing I, think I saw a couple of Asia Lebron with the book again. No one was on the I ten. Grandma. When he reads a book like walking from the boss to the fucking locker room, you have to read page eleven of your book when you walk the Locker Room. Book. Exercise. Bikes enough I will say Dan I saw you say a one point it to be just removed it wasn't the worst time you'll sports weird and twitter was such a dumpster fire light. So just to be out of it wasn't the worst just watch the whales and just be like there's whales fucking Humpbacks, blue whales, killer whales jumping out of the ocean left and right he bunny raby. Who Are you? Ready. Mr Moose. It is crazy wake up and see whales pods of whales. I didn't know that like twenty yards. This is when you were in the hamptons actually though Dave the Lebron book thing was I think that's the most relatable he's ever been because. Book I buy books all the time I would like to Beijing Announced People. That's the point. Read the book. Reading. Ball time favorites as when someone asks them for the quote on the Godfather and he couldn't come. After. Hundred I can't tell also someone photoshop was he really wearing grateful dead the Yes. So now he's a huge debt I think that's just a fashion today that their. Come on it. Yeah. So summer's over. A bummed. When you know I was ready to get. I was ready to get back. I didn't look so where I was staying in the Hamptons, you could. Like, you could hear my it was almost like tell. So I could hear the TV nice to meet. It was not very private I was ready to get. Get going it's still been plugged into the stock ship. Your. Ready to take around the city when when you go on. excited. probably like a week and a half. So the APP sports out we're planning on getting ready for a week to hopefully of the NFL season. So it's right on pace for. All your pizza planned. You've done a lot. I've done a lot in Philly but we'll do more. Dividends and chocolate chip cookies a little bit. But Yeah No, I'm ready. Stock Market thing is it's been all the people I've been dancing on their heads come out with a vengeance. Has Been a disaster TESLA TESLA GIST. Sucks I've lost three million dollars three days car socks. The second I said cars not bad. No socks. Also, Tesla's like. The truck doesn't tell you doing space rockets. Cars you know. Well, it's Ilan everyone on but yeah, people come from my throat. Well. Does it was a six month like parade of winning. Really, should just come out. It's just. Walked away. It was. When I was gonNA walk away when the APP? If I was thinking about because it's just a lot of time but I would yeah, I think now it's like. It's like you ready to go out on top and it's no different. Stayed like two weeks different than any sort of gambling. Like you never idle time time when you leave is when you're down because you get nervous, you have to have strong hands. CRYPTO is getting fucking birthday you gotta remember this. So if you get back up top, you gotta walk out and just don't give him the satisfaction the differences with gambling you can't gambling. You've been doing your whole life. You can walk away from stocks and be like, Oh, we're actually cared about ups. To be it's still believes that that stocks were just gonNa keep going on like I was making. Enough I served. Down but I'm getting back closed even yeah she's as great. Perk and it happened. Fast. Hallmark of getting crushed, you know attack while Yeah Nasdaq's went down. Shopping is getting murdered via will be fine Tesla on a little confused on that one, but I mean the truck sucks Strauss. Trump the window on the truck to the demo. I saw the side. I believe. I don't believe the truck I believe in him. That thing if you drove that thing around in. Such A. Target like. I, it looks like you're trying to be Batman. Else. which everyone's GonNa do these penn hats where the people can be like we're the only ones having people wear a stock semi everywhere. fucking going Welker. Everything all and is there news that's in? Should anything that anything? That'll probably been tomorrow. Carlin will get one. You Probably Think. I. Saw Him I. Followed him. He's a handful that's one. Example Birds. Fair. to He would say. Retirement for ten dollars. When came back was it was only it was refreshing guys. was refreshed trying to think if there's anything anything. Else. Got Pick them coming tomorrow we're going to rotate I I. D. Like when wearing philly will. One day here one day there will be all over now. Full of claiming show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pro Football football show. Friday yup saw stuff I. It's even though it's not go time for anyone else. It's go time here it's Yeah. That moment like last night I was like here we go back into it. All right ball season that's the runoff.

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Tony Talk with Special Guest Dick Vermeil  Episode 21

Scoops with Danny Mac

30:08 min | 1 year ago

Tony Talk with Special Guest Dick Vermeil Episode 21

"Tony talk here on scooped with danny mac dot com our weekly visits with the hall of famer presented by marie davila's senior living victory men's health triad bank greenville university and the fine folks at be the match and we bring in the hall of famer tony tony larussa and tony question for you. When is it ok whether it's fans or media. I guess maybe different than the team but start when we can start the magic number talk. Is there a time in the room even when it's appropriate or do you guys ever bring that up. I just think it's a personal kind of <hes> decision. There are some that i've talked to whether they're players coaches that you know they. They don't want to be distracted. They want to get onto what the business of that particular day is and there are others like me that felt like it was <hes> an extra incentive. I think we talked about this earlier. Show you know when it got to. It'd be under fifty somewhere in the forties you know i started tracking on my sheet and it was. I thought it was inspiring. You know 'cause it just kept you understanding any of the value of that game and that series so i think it's just a very personal thing i would. I would recommend it but if somebody feels like it's a distraction than america but you you were tracking it but did you like. Did you post in the clubhouse or was it. A how public did you make it. No no solely personal personal for me. I mean if somebody asked me which they did. You know they they knew like hey. What's our magic number. I said twenty two you know and at the top of my head because i was doing i was tracking getting it but no i didn't. I didn't feel like it was something that that you are team. As a whole would benefit from <hes> you know guys say the team is playing. Well you know the why why why bring in something else. It's distracting. I think maybe once or twice you know when we got a little <hes> <hes> we had a a good lead and we started to get careless where part of trying to get their attention was to show them that you know the magic never had been reduced by. You'll always felt you know we always do the way i looked at three-game series this hoping to knock all three numbers. I mean you win your series two out of three and they they went to three but you gain three numbers off. So you know very occasionally ever mentioned. It is as as a way to get them back on track. Cardinal second half surge really led by the young armagh. Jack flared a guy who has ace type stuff but i think people are waiting to see it sort of kick in and it certainly has i liken it to something john tudor in nineteen eighty five this incredible run for the cardinals were basically every time out had nearly no hit stuff or shutout type stuff when you've got a young guy in there carrying around a lot of potential what clicks because we knew flaherty could be good and something just post all-star break because it's like the switch got flipped for him. When young pitcher is there a time when they just sorta figure it all out here again. I think it's individual you know what you have rookie two years and there are some guys as players never had rookie pitcher always position player and they they get it right away. You know the understand the significance uh of getting grinding out every game so in jack's case at some point you know he's evidently learned that as soon as that outstanding appearance is over then the next day he comes to the ballpark and he works on the next start. You know he doesn't sit there. What reading reading the paper and reading is headlines and and say hey man you know i was great and you know kinda cooler for a couple of days. You immediately go to work and there's no doubt my mind at some of the leadership. Even the clubhouse like an adam wainwright would be <hes> would be right there to explain till that you're only as good the next starred as the work you put into getting ready for it so but he's on his festival run so you know the aug pitcher of the year whatever was and now he's back in september and he's doing the same thing. It's what they got going. You know as he pitches once every or five days. I mean they got a team thing going. <hes> i watched it. Back can't play that <hes> goldie made yesterday you know and all that great pickup by by by the third baseman clutch things going on throughout the team. <hes> certainly flaherty deserves a a lot of attention and credit. It's interesting you point out anime wainwright. Who's actually i've said this many times on the radio if you just did the blind resume and his name was bill smith and you put his stats up there and said here's what he agreed to contract wise. You'd say god that's a steal but because he's wainwright and people are comparing him to his past they say well. He's not what it used to be but he's been a hell of a good fourth or fifth starter starter and i would think that if you're a manager you want a guy like that not only to pitch but because you got hudson and flared i mean. I don't know that you verbalize dwayne right but you need them. In there just from a leadership standpoint i would think beyond that he's pitched very well. Well i would never underestimate and i would encourage fans to <hes> always give veterans equality veterans there do <hes> especially if they're still competing and a high level <hes> adam still competing at at a high level now he may not be quite as great as he was when he went twenty but <hes> the fact that he's there and end is showing those young guys what it is to be successful in the league is a tremendous value and you can put dollars cents and had had a lot of extra mehta's contract because <hes> it takes young guys to see what somebody who's arias jeez success how they made it work and believe me. There is a process that works whether you're a hitter or a pitcher. There's a there's a process that you have to work. You just don't show up a game time every every five days or show up in your lineup and start banging out base. It's <hes> a lot of it has to do with the preparation in starters cases four days. He's getting ready for the next one so yeah. We talked about this before. The mentoring situation in in sports is really really important important especially for a big team like football hockey baseball so you get out of wayne right you know. He watched the braves where he lived. When he comes in early on his career. He's he gets expense a little time in spring training around maddix and smoltz and <hes> and glavin well then he comes into into saint louis and sure enough. There's <hes> you know there's kyle. There's more as <hes> you know hentgen and what's it's going to happen. Is that the the mentor puts his arm around the young guy and shows him. You know how to work to keep sustained success but also you know what you do when you're not the ballpark. You know how you take care of yourself. I you know what you eat right. How you make sure you never get enough rest so i mean there's <hes> that mentoring system is invaluable. There's a little bit of a debate in st louis young dylan carlson tore it up a aa did graded did triple. A. and people want to see him here in the cardinals who said he's not coming up in september for the most part roster space which i guess doesn't really matter but playing time. How do you balance that where maybe a young guy could just get a little flavor at the bigly level. See how it's done. Versus is really no value just going to sit there. How do balance that <hes> actually. There's an interesting in between that <hes> that i would be in favor of the first one is do you put him on the roster and you know and and i tell you if you're a fan you wanna have a young men around for a while then you don't want to burn big league time when he's not being a key part part of the club so there's a lot of incentive to just to make sure what he's talented young guys when they're put on the major rosser and they see that clock starts ticking that they're ray to help but at the same time <hes> the most the biggest priority right now the cardinals have the best chance to win down the stretch and if they felt like he could help. I'm sure he'd he'd be on the roster so the in between the dodgers have done it. <hes> actually the p. The red sox are for about a week or two with the young guy named bobby dog aubrac is you can bring a young guy up not put him on the roster and just let them work out and <hes> by just being around you can see see how the process that these guys we talked about you know how it really works and you can start to see the atmosphere in the big leagues especially in september you know with the team in contention you'll start to feel the excitement so you can actually have a guy come up and spend some time and <hes> get a feel for it even if he's not on the roster that makes a ton of percents just to kind of be around in a special team. That's in the hunt. What about september rosters in is it specifically changed for next year. I know it's been debated talked about. Maybe going onto twenty eight instead of adding all these guys for the final month. Is there a final decision from the league. I have not seen that martin <hes> it has long long overdue. I mean that that's been discussed. I can remember way back when there was commissioned. Sealy hit fourteen committee with a bunch of us were on and we were discussing it <hes> and it was necessary then i mean there's just a few arguments against it and there's a whole ton arguments for it. <hes> it just doesn't make sense to play games differently in september then. You did the first five months of the year. A little extra help is important to make sure you protect protect their but not wholesale you know bring in you know ten fifteen guys that populate the bench and and create a little bit of chaos so i have not heard officially that <hes> that they've fixed it. Did the ideas start because they wanted young is is to just get the flavor or was it always got. It's a long year. We need some help. I can remember when i played you. Were hoping if you had had a big minor league season you would be rewarded with a month of september so yeah. It's been going on for four forty years but the <hes> the ideal has always been <hes> guys that come up. Is there a purpose purpose. What's the benefit to the team or to the individual with giving him a september chance and normally it's <hes> it it it. It's got a more of a issue now because that month does count on your big league time but i can remember. I'll tell you real quick. Which is i just talked about the other day. <hes> in nineteen eighty seven my first full year with the as we were in contention early september and the twins are tied for first place. They played better in september. They go they won on the western division ended up winning the world series but in september our shortstop fatal griffin got hurt and we had brought up walter weiss the aa shortstop to protect a little bit of mostly because we had an idea that maybe we could we would trade <hes> and we wanna see how good weiss was but we were in the race so bill griffin was getting most of the time and with about three weeks to go griffin got hurt and walk played and he played so well that <hes> the trade was made during the winter invoice invoice was rookie of the year in nineteen eighty eight. So you know the point i'm making it's gotta be a purpose of why when each and every one of the guys who gets promoted and <hes> just just wholesale filling their rosters it doesn't it isn't good for the game really great example. They're getting a glimpse of the future. What's something like a guy won't wise could do in the future. One of the great aspects of this show <hes> throughout the whole baseball season friends of tony. We hear these connections to <hes> people the names that you know and i thought this would be great fun because is in saint louis. It's a small club coaches managers who've won a championship in this town who have experienced a victory parade through the streets of saint louis and this week my good friend dick for meals going to be back in town because is bruce's. Put together a twentieth reunion for the rams super bowl championship team so we have a championship football coach hall of they manager here coach for meal dick for me a welcome to the conversation. I'll let you say hello to someone you know. Well tony larussa coach. Take it away good morning to both you guys. I took his pleasure the on the on the air with us and i just i mean just start with by saying that for a lot of us <hes> dixie young coach which and his commitment to the work and <hes> the amount of time that he was spending at the <hes> his office getting ready for that game on sunday showed us that the only way to make it was i work hard and then the other part of dick was the <hes> his creativity and the relationships that he built with his coaching staff and the players <hes> he's the guy we tried to follow as far as earn that respect and trust with our team well. I appreciate that only. I i don't know if i agree with you said but i'll accept the nice compliment uh-huh predate it very much you know <hes> as you know you know how feels to be involved with the leader as coach or manager where the same things and those guys around here are the guys that really motivates. You is your responsibility to help them be the best they can be and i learned a long time ago. That hard work was not a form of punishment. You know it was the solution and i never wanted to put myself in a position. I wanna try to outsmart somebody. It's pretty hard to do when you jin against the landry's of the world the joe gibbs and the ourselves and all those kind of guys so hard work was our solution and coach. I'm wondering and tony could speak do it as well when you you've had a great career but when you win a championship ship it celebrated forever every time you're back at the airport people run into you <hes> for both gentlemen dick i. How much does it change your career. When you have that championship inch and and people do talk about it forever will tell you this. No one ever introduced me as the losing super bowl coach soon as i wasn't what every time i met her do somewhere. I'm introduced as a winning super. Bowl coach lost one in nineteen eighty. They forget those and it's so true right. I mean tony what you've lost world series but we never talk about those yeah. I think about them all the time and believe me. I don't know if you'll remind right though wins the the winds are <hes>. What's your dream about. Actually i mean <hes> as a kid. I always wanted to be part of the world series victory as a player and just wasn't good enough to be part of it is on the coaching staff you know has the same kind of of celebration and and warm feeling and you know i. I can't remember dick's team. Yeah it was so much fun to watch and and <hes> come in and generate a world championship there in saint louis with the fans that <hes> that take everything so personal and embraces so much <hes> you you know we all enjoyed it and i think that's the thing in the end that <hes> i get my greatest pleasure for is when you win a championship how many any people really enjoyed throughout the organization and your fans i mean they really embrace it and talk about it and you're forever a part of it so very very special and coach and no question no question tony the one thing i've recognized to having been in two super bowls winning one and losing one to things that get there and loses it does to get there and win in fact my eagle team put in more work more time with less to get there and lose you know so i have every bit as much respect for those guys. They're they are not respected by the public as much for what they accomplished because they didn't win it but i'll tell you data awful lot to get there. These are two of the most youthful people i know. Maybe it's the northern california vibe. Maybe it's the wine that they drink but this is. This is a topic that interests just me because when coach from y'all got the rams job. Everybody said oh my god. He's so oldies over the hill. What are they doing. What are they and you were. What sixty sixty one and you think about about it now that i i just think there's a tony and i talk about bill belichick. He's going to be closed on seventy at some point. He's still at the top of his game. Do you both think that there's maybe it's just society in general but just this ageism that if you're older well he just can't do it anymore. We need a young guy and then that experience sort of dismissed coach. How about you. I well well. I think wisdom is very very important. You know you can't buy it and if you have all the experience and you're still healthy. There's there is no limit to how long you could do it unless it's a health problem or something like that but if you're healthy i think into the seventies i think ability that great if he still has the passion hey that's great. No one has ever done it any better than national football league that he has done it and he'll continue to do it. I think as efficiently maybe eighty better now because even as much experience as he has you keep earn a little things you know and help you do a better job of leading in <hes> evaluating <hes> putting your programs together your practices together your schemes together late in my career. I couldn't do it the same way did it. When i was young coach coach coach my own offense call. My old plays run. Do everything you know <hes>. When i came back i had coordinators. Fortunately i brought mike martz in <hes> my third there and he was a tremendous contributor to opening up our offensive and lightening all of us as coaches and making all better and put us in a championship position and we got it done. You know i agree totally. What dick says i think you know just observing coaches. <hes> and also the players the big as you get older is if you can maintain that desire to compete and your enthusiasm for the job and all the work that goes into <hes> pre-game in an end of the game then you're going to get better and better <hes> especially if you're in coaching because you know your your physical skills aren't evolve. It's only mental and so forth so i think what happens is at some point. You know the <hes> you lose a little edge. As far as how a ah deep you you want to have to dig to get the work done and and you and you know your drive to win is not as important as it was when you were a little younger and that's when you gotta live but if you can maintain your definitely learning all the time success and you have a chance better question. I know i tony i. I felt as i got my last year there. You know i noticed that <hes> she's <hes> when i was tired my mind this didn't work as quickly and and i didn't think as efficiently you know and when you're coaching as you know you live in a constant state of being tired and i recognize that about three quarters through the season that who says you know for meal. It's time for you to come on on from kansas city because your mind just isn't working as good when you're tired and hell. I'm always tired martyrs. There's one thing go to ed dickson listening and and <hes> you're so fortunate to be part of a world championship and there are many times that that i have you know i'm reminded of that because you run across a situation i remember buffalo. You know they had a wonderful coach there and they got away with it three times. They got in coach and they didn't didn't win and it's it's. It's amazing to get in your really successful to get in unless you taste that you know the final the final victory and and you know there are players. Great players are game that have never been on a world championship that are in the hall of fame and it's so to me. It's you know i empathize the ones that missed it and you never wanna take it for granted a lucky we are that we did get the get the win no question no question and i can remember my first recites <hes> in winning in say <hes> i saint louis was my thoughts automatically went back to all my players coach to philadelphia else you right. We're getting to enjoy the feeling of being world champion and i remember i just i hope i said to myself and i i think i even said it publicly hope very much. They can vicariously join in with this team. It'd become part of it because they they certainly deserved an opportunity to with <hes> you know like this and they didn't get it because we didn't get it done. I didn't get it so you know and the other thing you already mentioned this tony share that kind of i'm an experience with the entire community. I remember that prayed like it was last night to look down there and see people that were actually probably living on the st standing next to someone interferred code and i mean all walks of life all wealth wealthy people poor people they were all saint louis louis rams champions that weekend and celebrating that night and that parade and it really touched me to see how much that game meant into the city into all the individual people so many parallels between the two they leave saint louis after winning a championship. That's unbelievable able to walk away. They also voracious readers. I know coach for meal and tony both always reading a book and one of coach for meals favorite one of my favorite quotes from him. I would say people poke you because you're always crying or your emotional. He said you know what general schwarzkopf said. I don't trust a guy who doesn't cry and i thought that was a great quote and i know you guys both read. A ton. Tony's talked a little bit about playing high school football. How about coach for meal. Did you ever play baseball and did you have a guy growing up. I know you're in northern california was there was there. You're a player that you wanted to be as a kid. I remember you know i grew up here. At san francisco seals oakland oaks seattle <hes> seattle mariners. Where's it <hes>. I remember remember that in los angeles teams in oh yeah i remember those guys roy nicely lubar debt <hes> you know it of course we all knew d'amato's their san francisco. I'm in the napa valley. You know i've been in the modules bar. Okay you bet and one of the biggest drills i ever got as an adult is i walked into the rose bowl super bowl game right along with joe maggio holy mackerel the holy grail will he is. I love playing baseball. Yeah i've played my dad was a catcher so i had his old catcher's glove in. I remember getting backyard and calistoga so i'm there and i'm calistoga today here for a couple of weeks. I fly out of here friday a to be there then then i'll fly back here with we start picking actually start picking but i see yeah baseball. We had a distant cousin in our family. My dad's family named joe or go. That was a baseball guy in in the major leagues in management stuff or something like that my dad shoes to brag about it but anyway yeah. I love baseball all of our lessons. I've got a p._s. Uh i got a p._s. Two module real quick in nineteen sixty. When the candidate became the oakland a.'s <hes> i made that club out of spring training and and there's a picture earth day we're all standard and joe module as a coach <hes> and have a picture that in spring training you know i have a bat and and he's talking to me and i've been asked many times you know what did you tell you and he told me start managing because you've got no chances of hitter the coach for meal thanks so much for hopping on and and to all our listeners they need to stop by. There's the storefront napa calistoga spring store front you oftentimes we'll see coach there and it's ver- meal winds dot com award-winning wines. Check them out online or find it at your local distributor coach. Look forward ford to seeing you in town. Hey you both thank you dixie. <hes> that is the super bowl winning coach dick from ill come right back and wrap it up with tony larussa be be the match a great organization now a proud sponsor of tony talk. 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#14 - Celebrating my 18th Birthday - RAP OR CRAP

The Entwistle Podcast

33:23 min | 4 months ago

#14 - Celebrating my 18th Birthday - RAP OR CRAP

"Hello Everyone Android you're listening to the podcast you're supposed to find apple podcasts. Welcome to my eighteenth birthday. Special. I'm joined by guest today guests introduce yourself. Allies AGO I. Am Elisa. I'm from. The. South of Scotland and Okay what I'M SASCHA and I've been here before. Foundry then then you'll know me. Religious no SASKIA it's, true As tribu jacking after the air don't know how everyone. Just know of you SASKIA. Took some you're dating APPs Shift. Is True. He's not on. Show on the road then I see. Okay. Let me explain. We're GONNA play now. Rather. Than sit here and I thought that'd be maybe spice up Pulitzer and what we're going do is we're going to play Rapport Crop Bridge I definitely invented myself not stolen from any particular side mental ever. Now, because of the game, you both know 'cause I've explained this before what it is but for those listening, you have been living under a rock and don't rep is basically I have seventeen Rut Lewis you. Some are up some crop. It's just really bad rap lyrics I've I've written my own. I. I've written my own Bob. Rob Lake's. And basically you've got to guess. It's a point system. So I'm going to be taking on any points she'd go and the winner the winner so i. I don't think. So Am I. I'm glad I'm doing this because I think I lost and I definitely throw. Yeah probably knowing you. Me and my mom tantrums. Right, let's get this show people very. Look Okay I ready don't on life. I. Don't as it and since Q. I didn't really sound before. So I'm just going to counting your points as we go. So we're gonNA start things off. With. Some of these are quite. They're really really bad. So please just endure them. Right. First. One is I was out here sucking Dick I was trying to pay the rent is that Rapport Krupp? Cardi B. would say. No I'M GONNA go with rap for that. Yeah. mckinney rack. Up By was from a kind of an up coming Detroit Rapper Colt forty two doug who has come under. Fire for them the rap community sample how very much been shoved though it works a lot with them. You know. Getting in Hey Cardi B. can write a whole song about. Forty two among. The hurons. Too crazy over you song crazy like. The Rose Not GonNa lie it's also not good. Song is just kind of a bit lords. Yeah. Asselot. KANTER. came. You can see from my perspective why I may have enjoyed that more than you. Actually. Know Saskia no. That's true. But I don't know. Very much on the she watch again. Stallion by did not enjoy Cardi B.. Right. Next to them. On my wrist might use Luke sunkist if you died tomorrow. You wouldn't be missed. I think you've written that. Yeah. That's Yes, it is. Indeed crop is the work of myself. So, it's to to the minute. There's no, there's no differentiation we need to try and get some differentiation, but I do have made seventeen. So. In did you discuss? Yeah. There we go. Was it an okay riot he said differentiation. Fine Okay just because I didn't get. 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With I love you titties because they approve I can focus on two things at once. Oh that's gotta be rap yeah. Yeah Okay Fine Kinda. Usually, you only go one room. I. It's quite obvious when it's been written by somebody knows what they're doing. Key tune socio. I'm sorry Andrew, your talents line producing not right I agree with I agree with though. Actually. A milk argued. You. Shouldn't I'm always right the. Christ so much to know. Of this sleep. Again kidding kidding. Do Chromosome Sleep crisis I am kidding show chill jokes out. Definitely. Okay. Are you into astrology. Is that rapport crab. That's A. Common Phrase Though It is the new way from without should be perfect and around. I think they might have done but I also think that's Andrew because. I think he'd have. Gone through the same thought processes me in the that's like quite a common thanked end. So wheel of thought that somebody must've done at some point. So who? Now. Wait hold on. Can you again? 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Almost, to integrate into the somehow, I've just cut out a now becoming in another episode because I don't think it fits in very well because I this this has be my favorite episode of our. It was just so funny and it just worked. So well, I just want to keep it by itself and give it to you is almost something something to celebrate my birthday anyway. So thank you very much for listening. Thank you very much allies in ask you for coming on out to call it a bit because it records. Poitou, and obviously I don't want to lead you guys on. So thanks for. Listening and I will see soon there's a very special episode coming soon. So keep them. Now, I wanted to do this time of the end of the episode to Lollipop Pop Custom Creations, bribes, she sponsoring the podcast you can use the code pod fifty checkout with your custom shoe order to get fifty percent of your purchase. 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Going On His First Date

VIEWS with David Dobrik and Jason Nash

43:49 min | 2 months ago

Going On His First Date

"The views podcast where you guys wanted more sex on the PODCAST. So guess what Natalie's here. Sleep Ministry of the. So. Let's. Listen. Me Net. And Ella, we're talking about tyrod. Relationship Between Todd Natalie and like as a joke I was like so when are you gonNA marry todd and and that's like, Oh, I've thought about it like I was like why? That was S. She's like, I'm like, would you say yes, and she's like, I don't know I've contemplated like. Is. He was no. What's the real story? Okay. So we were sitting here and he jokingly asked me he was like he was like, what would you do? It taught asked you to marry him and I was like right now and I was like. I don't know over whatever, and then he was like Oh my God, you thinking about marrying him and I was just like. No but I like have I ever thought about it? Yeah. Of course. Acting like that is I see what earlier saying that is pretty much like you're going well because then then then we went down this whole rabbit hole us three here we're sitting having this conversation about like the idea of marriage with an I think about marriage and the way each things about marriage and I, had this conversation with Jeff and Taylor actually about you guys to about you and todd, we were like arguing whether or not you guys would get married and I was like I was like I don't know I, I like the marriage type like she was wanting to get married but I was like if she's GonNa marry anybody I think it's going to be tied. Right. Why would you think that? Like if if you wanted to get married like I think this is the guy I think you guys are like, yeah I think you're match. Yeah. One hundred percent interesting how it's like the perfect guy for you think about it and it's weird because of the reason that you're like, why the fuck where you dating Taty, you've up now. Now. Now we get it I completely get it. What do you mean? That's just like the type of guy that is perfect for you I, don't explain it but. I was thinking the. said. That if she does marry todd, she'll most likely also then marry someone else. So todd is just as a first husband. But that would be that makes me seem like a rock in Rio but. The listening to my concept of marriage. I don't like I. Don't really believe in marriage I. Don't believe that like you having a piece of paper and ring on your finger and makes the proposed to you today. What would you say? Well I. think that would be a little inappropriate because I would just be really caught off guard. Okay and that would be a little weird. Now, if you talk to you today and was like, Hey, I'm thinking about proposed you may be like the next month or two I. Don't know because the way that I like it would have to be very clear that like if I'm getting I'm twenty, three, twenty, three years old. This is your first marriage and. Three you know what's going to happen in twenty years like are we really going to be together forever I don't know about twenty three. So you'd say, yes maritime with him having to understand that you're probably GONNA get. Divorced. I'm down down but like think about four years ago. I'm ready getting him ready with him in a sense. So like what's the difference like you already together like I understand there's a differences between marriage and like just dating and whatnot you're living together and you're doing all these things together whatever. But like that time like I'm like, that's what I never understand people. Marriage is like the commitment that like not only get to spend the rest of your lives together but it's also the commitment of. Father my children like I feel like that in this situation is also like that commitment like you saying to marry him like, Hey, can I put a baby inside you? I feel like it's a little bit. It's kind of the same thing, right? Is this cad would want children at. Magic. Children running around here. Ballistic You, give ballistic if there was like a little todd writing. Baby would take precedence over you. No matter what all the attention that goes through. His diaper. Back. With you. All. The attention that goes to you. Taylor. I start crying your. Resume Taylor said breastfeeding no Taylor. That's what I meant. So net. So the answer is the answer is, yes you'd probably say, yes I, am in this moment like if you asked me to my I would not guess. Bamut, man I have to ride out a little bit. Would you would you? Would you be cool with him being the father of your kids? I think he's a really nice genuine caring I think that he would be he will be a good father I. Don't know if I want him to father my children right now in this moment 'cause, I don't really want kids in this moment for a little bit. Hot Mom I. Know I did have this thing where I was like twenty five and kids hot mom but like you know things change ib hat. I missing. I were sitting there but I didn't take it. took. Out The last night I went to dinner. And I was with my friend who's like kind of obsessed with celebrities and like choose visiting me here in La. So like every time we go out she's like on the lookout for celebrities. And she went to the bathroom and she comes back like running interesting. I'll go to the bathroom. What I think it's I. Think it's chiller Iran. and. Now, it's like, okay. So I go to the bathroom. There are two schools, one for girls on one for boys, and there was like a line, and so I like pretend to like go and look in the line and there's Jaylo and I was like my God. So I signed their a-rod comes out of the other bathroom and they walk Pastas, and then the line just is not there anymore because they were all her guards that were just in line. So then there was no line and then we'd go into the bathroom and it smelled. Like it was I, think a-rod went in there and shake his fucking brains out and probably too because both bathrooms smell the parable and then they just left and both had like went into the act yet to go and as. We call it smells so bad. Dropped in a log, he really draw one, it was home, and then like she couldn't stop talking about it she was calling her marching well, mom I just heard Jalen the bathroom and she like Shit, right before me. So like me jealous out on the same toilet, she's freaking out. No could have been a sewage probably don't know of let's be fair to say Rod. Might not have taken a big dump in their era if you. WanNa come on right now clear your name it was me. I will say this I fucking though the worst part of going to like any public bathroom is what it smells really bad. It's not like enduring the smell. It's when you walk out of that public bathroom, and now you have to explain to the guy. That what what is in there is not you. Like that's the worst. So like it'll be really smelly, you'll be walkie on guys waiting and you'll have to go what's in there. I have nothing to do with the man like. That's like that's like that's the toughest. Toughest interaction you have to deal with the bathrooms. You ever done that you've done that little I've done it like six or seven times too when you ever done that. You've never left a smelly bathroom and been like you're careful in there. That's not me maybe to somebody that I know yeah I feel the last person I'd do it to somebody now to random people I always say that you don't say I'd say more like you come on your. Smells really bad in there like it was like that before I got it. I guess. You would say to if there was you that did the smell to work even if I were took like this massive disgusting Shit I'd still be like, yeah, I was the last guy fucking nothing to do with that. Shit. But it is really embarrassing when you when you know they're like people online especially if if it's a public bathroom and like it's smelly and you know you're gonNA walk on, it's GonNa Smell like Shit right? The worst is when you have to use the bathroom and it's so close to everybody that stores this one. Yeah the one here we have one of the living room and it's like right off of its right off the couch and when guests come for business meetings, they'll go where's the bathroom and we'll go right here and we'll we'll play the threat here and then they'll go and it's like it'll be the exact fucking Pepsi, taking a Piss and like everybody here is taking a p because it's so close and it's such an awkward thing and like. One time we were at a meeting and one of the guys got up to go pee during the meeting and he was peeing for a really long time and the guys that were pitching us something just started fucking cracking up because the the the P was so long and it was so loud and we all heard in the living room like faulk. We move this fucking bathroom or we got a bulletproof and soundproof that fucking room or something. Earlier today, this is a big one. This is the big story of podcasts if. If there is if there are stories and there are stories. Jay, this is. Natalie fucking up no, no no that's just the story. This is this is big. Ilia went to go see girl today WHO, oh Do you, Bro Hey. Talking knew he would react like that Bro This entire week this entire week I've been. Such a Dick this week I've been like Bro. Why don't you tell me when you hook up with the people? Why are you leaving me in the dark like I'm your friend you need to know because it's just like a big. One hundred percent it's fucking talk about is everyone's dating life sex everything and never tell my Shit, right that's weird because his friend look up fuck how's this supposed to make me? No but so I've been giving him shit for it all week. So today at like two thirty pm he walks into my room and he goes, Hey man I'm gonna go see a girl. I'll see you later and I go. Fuck and leave. The drop in that on me, it's like it's coming. Just discovered fucking. New Chemical I don't know it's a big deal. Out of the deal. Big Deal. So I start asking these questions. Are you asking you all these questions and I tell Natalie about this later and I go now these singing girl and she starts asking these questions. and. She goes where she do. You know what you look like what is it? I'm like, no but I asked all these fucking questions to Ilia and he wouldn't answer shit. It's not like I'm going to see this girl that like I'm in love with and like she's GonNa be my fucking wife I just saw girl like. Girl fucking cares. How it works is. Is. I. I set up the day and then I go and then you guys never known that's just how it is like what is the big David and Jason like. Girl we're all. I'll find a girl on instagram I'll show to Ella Taylor. Now, it'd be like, what do you think you'd think she'd WanNa move with me back to Chicago. Every planning on planning on my entire life I see. Tell anybody I i. just don't feel like it's necessary to fucking go through if you want to keep that private, that's one thing not little not even about okay he's been a private it doesn't understand it obviously matters if we care. Okay what does it matter to me though but it matters. To me on your radio this girl anyway I asked I asked him about about this girl asked about this girl I can I can I just fucking please see us girl and he's like okay. So guys instagram all of a sudden she's on fucking private so he can't he can't get. fucking topsy all of a sudden she goes to different school doesn't have a fucking cell phone. So I ask so yeah. So then he then he goes how far away was she malibu. Malibu. Okay. So this is This is. This is what I ask. The to I was like I was like I was like does she have friends and and he was like, yeah. Yeah that's what he thought. He was like a why you WanNa come and I was like, Mel, like like what kind of a house are you walking into? Are You walking into a family gathering people there she's home alone like what's the situation and he's like, Oh, I, don't know I. Think She's alone I'm like, how do you? Like you said no right. So fuck. Fuck because all. Know it's not typically it's like it's whoever I'm hanging out with the person hold on a second. How often do you hang out with girls? Not often be that's also a reason. Why how many times a month? Maybe twice why what? Yeah. That's two more times than I thought. I was convinced since you've moved here that you have never even like see inaugur. All. Yeah I was too. I thought you like different I. thought you take like different streets like just to avoid women at all times. So you ever talk about them and you're literally always here but like I don't see the point of talking about them, you know what? I mean because. It. Hold on. Okay. So what happens every time now that I'm GonNa be fucking and hanging out with girl I'm GonNa live the whole house no matter of fact, I'm GonNa Instagram it could. But just like be like Bro, every one of our guy, friends? When they're hooking up girl they go. Alex tells you every time he hooks up with the girl? Alex who knew I? Fucking Connecticut compared to where we are. Yeah I. See, every day who tells you who they're hooking up with Jay Texas and goes I'm hooking up with his girl. Thousand with Zane or fucking no way to tell you. Lahore hooking up tonight we'll shit. Yes I watched fucking weird. I've never done that before I don't like doing that do did that I did that the other day with somebody I matched with and I I showed it to brandon and he's worked her. I was. A. Little. Different. Okay. So Like I think girls are definitely different than guys guys are way more private about this stuff. But like for me as a girl units guy I, don't give a fuck about you best believe there's at least one girl that knows everything. As soon as you fucking text that screen is going to sell crazy. You don't even show me any messages with girls, which is like I feel like he needs advice but he's not asking anyone four maybe he. Vice. One hundred percents. So what happened today you went to the state let's get to it. Matter people were in the house just. Jack. Was it a nice house breakdown what happened I'm, NOT BREAKING DOWN Fuck in the. Today. Joe You know about her best friend. Joe Gino about her sort of what do you know? She's Nice. She's lovely. This is. The only thing that? David. So fucking crazy right now, you know about the girl. Joe Noses. Okay. Okay. So what happened what happened? Ishbel. Nervous. As. Whole time yes. You didn't think that was weird. You like this. Was Like I love that wall to. We can make. About something else come on Bro at the fuck you're being you're being dick. Being a Dick you're. Your reasoning is not even to keep it private, which are what if she hears the podcast then? No I didn't go bad. She have Brown. And then you saw her today, she opened the door for you. I fucking hate you how? issue. At. All okay. Hold on. Let. Let's OK. Why can't give us a little bit more details what detail do you want you guys have? Did you guys have have sex to move. Did you guys have sex? I'm movie at Three PM. Seven PM at three. PM or you're watching hey arthur the fuck is on. That, we fucking may have gone to the beach you sex on the beach. Was it what happened nothing? Did you have sex? Yes. Oh Wow. You can even fucking build it up to that Roadway fucking up my Dick Oh. Her looks like she didn't. Know. Why because I? Mean actually I don't know because he's fucking weird about this. But like I feel like if you have sex in a while, you'd come in here when he came back pretty happy I call bullshit on the whole thing what you see a girl. You know what I think the key west sounds fucking suspiciously. He took us new bike as new coty and I think he fucked its exhaust. Looks new bike so much that they can put his Dick in the exhaust by the beach granted maybe that part is true I don't think he hung out with a girl I don't either. I. Call suspicious were right here right now. John fucking plea. John Sorry Culture John I'm just so pissed at you. It'd be pissed at John. It'll come on the things you never tell me about girls. Lie Yeah you never tell me a little bit zero eight. I don't care I wanNA know. You don't. You don't do. He's told me about maybe one girl that you like I'll tell you about a girl right now. her name is Natalie Portman. So guess guess guess what happens you'll probably think this is crazy. This girl DM me she goes what else a. said was so normal on the podcast about nudes. That's that's what she and I responded. Hosh. You'll be happy to hear people agree with her and she liked it and she saying Yay. I love the podcast and I responded saying finally someone and she goes not just anyone a five foot to Latina who is great with airports and I go bullshit you're five foot two and then she goes dad, ass. News and she says bad happens sounds like your wife so was like. She lives in Toronto not tell me about how you got to the beach and how you have sex with her and tell you my reason if we're going to do this, Shit. No at this girl. Asshole you'd being fucking asshole I'm being so cool. If you right Oh, I'm your friend. Let's move on a story. Would you guys talk each other on the beach because that's the only start the only story I want to hear his about people on the beach? Jealous this pretty funny. Okay Go. She goes who's Dick I. got us to take you on a date. JK The answer is David and I said I'm pretty flexible. I don't think. And then we just talked for a little bit. That's Pretty I. Girl told me the other night that address up his doctor phone have sex with me really. And I thought about it. I really considered extended sexist so long. I really thought about and I was in my bed and I was like you're in your. Bed knows imagining it was like. I can't do that. You're batting. You're just inside your closet or just one light shining on the Dr Phil Out A. I get it. I get it in that outfit, just like a superhero being called to back to work. She wanted to call you daddy. I don't know I'm not sure I was so fucking. Last night I dislocated my shoulder yesterday that turns you on. Dislocated my shoulder. Yeah. Boxing yesterday, and my shoulders can so much pain when I went to bed. But for whatever reason I got. So fucking Horny at like three or four am I got up when I masturbated like with all this pain in my shoulder. Other hand. I can't use my left hand masturbating. Can you. Can use both. Ends. Yeah. I'm ambidextrous because they. Couldn't wait because what are your your your shoulder allocated? Why don't you call me? He wanted to do for me. I'm your friend Bro Right next. Complained about you were jerky off without me. are you kidding me? No Okay anyways when you guys were gone in Utah Joe and I wanted to. Play a little prank on you. where I brought a girl over. The prank is the iliad pretends to have sex with a girl while you're away. Just just in his own room. Yeah. But not a girl is so it would have been. It. Would have been two girls. It would have been a girl like comes in right and then like I don't know I can Taylor has her notifications on So she looks as she goes Dave. And then like fifteen minutes later, she gets another nerve gas and it's another girl that comes in and you're like what the fuck is going on right. Gang Bang. anyways, I was going to do that, but we ended up not doing it but one of the girls that Joe Like, wanted to come over. That's that's the girl that was that I sent you. You said. I said Dad ask because she was actually going to come over that night that was the girl. But she was like for the bid for the bay. So when I was explaining George Ilias sent me a picture of this girl who's hooking up with and she'll porn-star right she. Of course are playboy playboy. I had to reverse image search on Google. I put her into Google and I reverse them. Could see more pictures because he crapped out her instagram intentionally yes I wanted to say. Fuck it spent like a good eight minutes looking up this text the picture to. Tell me what you can find out on this girl. That's why you didn't respond right away from talking about now you fucking wondering why I don't fucking tell you. The reason I have to because you tell me. Okay. So what you like a fucking overbearing father right now. So yes. So fucking Joe Joe's talking to this girl on the phone and I'm trying to explain to her this shitty prank that we're pulling on you. And she's like, Oh, so your friends virgin and. Goes no no, he's not here that I'm like choking me the fucking. Put Me Talk to her. I'm not a virgin I promise I'm not a virgin. Birth after we finish the photos, maybe we could like smoke mobile hang out watch movie. It won't be weird. That's exactly what virgin would say. Yeah. Yeah, and so does he come by? No? She gets. Nervous aliases virtue Elliot's fake got cancelled. Premise of the story is Joe Penny me as a fucking virgin to this girl man. It's so fucked up of Joe, pay US Virgin to fuck with the little stories. Utah Me Yeah you act like it. It's not a big deal. Is that why you you've been calling him a virgin for the week and a half I'm trying to spread that rumor. Like he this is a new job. It's like you know how he gets mad when you come shore. Want is virgin and like the other day we were in office and kept on calling over and. Cut. so much gets I. Don't. I'm not hugging remember to prevent right now. Outside you're. He doesn't events story. Average in and he goes okay guys I'm fucking? J. Just just like no dopos from my video. Oh my God. Yes I'm. A VIRGIN The day we were here remember and someone came banging on the door this like this. The grand woman she's like she's like in her early twenties came banging on the door. She's like David and she screamed and we went out there and she just had like a panic attack and she was like she was like never mind never mind you can't. You can't help me. You can't help me and fucking stormed out of our driveway random strangers stormed out of our driveway and fucking. The knocked knocked the neighbors basketball hoop over made a loud noise and we followed her all the way back to the subway station because we're like, what's wrong with this go talk to her she's been here two days already like two nights she just sits outside on the curb and this time she liked built up courage to come knock on our door and and then fast forward a day. Later I get a text, it's from the neighbor and it's like someone keyed the Bronco. and. The Bronco had like symbols in it like letters like not like he'd like a scratch like full on symbols and like sketched into the car and then had my name in it to David spelled out like in the D. was the triangle, the triangle, the trying everything was like keyed and like properly keyed, and like there's like an like an image of a like a picture in the car and the Ford Bronco. Really, expensive car really pretty car. So go out there and I go check and the girl that was there. That night is sitting right next to the car and I go high and and she's like, hi. You see this car. And she goes I did I'm here at apologize that guy and I go okay. Explain what happened and she explains She goes right back into like being not all there and really scary and I don't know what to say and like everyone Elliot's texted me. He's merely get away from her she could be dangerous whatever. So I so I tell her I. I was talking to her for a little bit. She fucking she obviously just needed help and. I'M GONNA call the police. I'm going to call the police, but you have my word like I'm not going to get you in trouble I just want you to help is that okay and she goes yeah that that sounds good to me. So I. First of all call the police here is fucking have you ever call the police here? They don't come. They don't cover shit right I was transferred three times because when you call the police here if it's not emergency if you're not being held to with a gun to your fucking face, they don't care and that's totally fair because they're busy right? Fucking Shit. Sure. So I got transferred three times that three times to different police, stations and then. Finally, they finally came the neighbors told me that the other night they call the police because she was banging on everybody's doors and they never showed up and they call two hours later and they were like, do you still need to come? They just never showed up? Yeah. The police never showed up. So so I'm sitting there with her waiting for the police. And and I'm just like so why did you like why did you come here and I'm like you know who I am and she said, yeah I know who you are. She's like she was like I was watching your videos I was watching all your videos and then and then he told me to just go for it. He told me to just go for it and I was like who told you and she's like the guy who's in my head he just told me to go for it and and then she found my address and she just showed up. At my house and she's like I was told that if I came here, everything would be answered and like she kept coming to my house every night because she thought she was GonNa get these answers and she's like she's like every night I came here I got an answer I got another answer and I kept coming back for more answers more answers and she was like not they're like, are you on any drugs and she's like, no I swear to God on drugs but she was obviously very disturbed So yeah. So I mean nothing really happened the police came. They were super super fucking. It's sure of that I was. Like cheese help and they're like, okay we're going to get you to the hospital and she was like, okay, she was super complying with them and then the cop the cop came up to me she's like, how does she know where you live and I'm like why do social media for a living and the COP goes? Did. You Post your address on Internet I go. I go no no. No she just think she's just like sauce on my videos and she just she kinda just found it and she said, okay I see I think what you're GonNa WanNa do from now is you're going to want to change your name on social media. And I go I go. No, I think it's too late for that and she goes she goes I like about you just even even if you just take David Short into D. and I. was really funny explaining to this woman that like I can't go back. Tom Brandon. New Name. Sees my fucking name from now about with Tom Brandon and Jason Nash. Welcome. Back. But yeah. No, and then they took her away just just fucking crazy thing that this girl was just like an really fucked up Natalie's car. I feel bad. It's nice. You took the time you made it better for her I. Hope. So she come back. No, she hasn't I think they take her to hospital for like a night or two, and that's that's why we need to move get. That's dangerous that you like were talking because was now but I was there and I was close enough where if she looked pull out a gun like I could, I could have kicked around. Whole plan would you do? Well, she's standing right by the curb. So I was like if I push her a little bit, you'll fallen or but because she's already near the curb, you'd suss that out in your brain. I had like iron man I fucking. There's a telephone pole there if I. If I wanted to hear a fall right on her and then. And then if I throw this lemon peel at her feet, she'll trip and. Just enough time to get over to the motorcycle. No that was thousand interesting moment. Well, I want to talk about something Elliot's fucking hobbies. Hobbies are bad. No the the amount of time that he goes between being obsessed with something, and then not being obsessed with something since I've moved here Ilia has made me also by a skateboard. rollerblades now it's a bike then it was an it was boxing outside. You know we bought the fucking thing where like boxing outside and the House then no I'm over that now it's running and then over boxing. Okay I go to runyon every day. Yeah, but she has a point you know. Wrong with it use go through lobby that's why I think I'm scared for your. Friend. Get over a real quick look now he know. That Elliot's the type of guy like if you watch NASCAR with him once. The next day he'll go out. He'll be like, how do I get my own NASCAR His next step wouldn't be like like, maybe, I, should do some research and see when the next races on like maybe I should go see your ricin person. His next logical step would be like I. Wonder these I WANNA be number thirty nine. So. True. Mike you talked about the bike one day the day after what Bike Motorcycle Ball Oh. Yeah. What about it? I'm saying let it every day. Waiting House. Think about things like Joel look at this, get sick next day you fucking body. You wanted rollerblades you drove an hour. Talking about. Bad, right it's not a bad thing. She more impulsive than you yes. Yes. Yes. The only thing I'm like. The only thing I'm like that zillions about hobbies is food. That's yeah. I'll go through food and I'll have like my moments of food because I remember meeting you and being like David. Day really goes all out. He doesn't give a fuck and then I met Ilia and it threw me a little bit because I oh, he really doesn't give now Elliot's different Elliot's like we'll be at a bar and someone lasts for shot and he'll bring back thirty. Yeah. Yes. That's him. Right me I'll be like, can I get the cheaper one like I'm like I'm like do you need the most expensive on? It's just go down your fucking stomach anyway. But Elliott will be like, I'll get you the best. That's the difference when we were leaving sal ranch like a couple of weeks ago. No one's filming. Everyone's were literally leaving Ilia goes. Shots for everybody. That's funny. One time we're back home with like high school friends. And there was another kid who was Kinda like like the cool guy in high school and Ilya bought shots for everybody and he did not like that. So the other guy had to go by shots for everyone. So we know, there's fucking thirty five shots at the table and no one was rigging anything. We're told me a story that you guys like went to dinner at like a really fucking random restaurant and just because it was on the menu, there is like something that had like a dumb Perry on a three hundred dollar bottle of champagne and just because it was on the menu illegals, I wish. Really likes the funny stuff like that like we're talking about earlier so much as. A word. If he died. Man, he's a good man. He'll get shot for everybody. There is a drink in Vegas. It's called meet the DJ. It's fifty thousand dollars and it's a bottle of like Don. Perry on and you meet the DJ you go behind the Deejay booth and you meet them for like ten seconds like Dillon Francis, somebody ordered at once and like Dylan gets it's fifty thousand dollars to meet the DJ. Hey, seen vibe. House. Yeah I love Vibe House Charlie says me the other day I saw the video. You sent a five house. It's pretty interesting in that like it's just like hyp-, House. But. Like some of the kids like have like a lot of talent like. A lot of stuff. Yeah. The vibe house. So it's like it's like hi Pal Psycho Social Media House, but the oldest kid, there's probably thirteen right like it's like eight, ten, thirteen year olds like they're really fucking on but it's really cool because they all have like these crazy like credits like they've been on all these shows gt on America's got talent on they've been like x of songs out like it's really interesting day Dave Paparazzi them out in front of Boa. Have you seen that really the vibe how? Yeah it's crazy. So it'd be like a twelve year old like. Fletcher will be like. Hey Addison's Addison's brother got. Paparazzi you. Know he did I. saw that one I saw this is brother got paparazzi outside of Boa and the Paparazzi goes the Paparazzi goes house Tiktok and her Bra and her brother Goes Oh, I got banned and he goes oh my. God. Own My God what happened what's going on and as his brother turns around and well I am twelve. Thirteen Times. Post the Vibe House, what are the all make youtube videos, utilities like a collaborative parents live in the house it's like fifteen kids they live in it a trial and error trying to I. Don't think they live in any house Charlie Jealous. Not Nachos at all, it's cool. Yes she thinks pretty cool Joe. Joe. And Jason have been grinding on Youtube like even during the pandemic like I'm just not doing much because I can't film the same videos are normally want to. But like Joe and Jason Jason is in a fucking new disguise every fucking day for his Youtube Channel and today today fucking texts me. He's like he's allies like by for the podcasts that NY he takes back. He's like, yeah, I'm going through a drive through a drive through haunted house and. Jason full adjusted to this new life and he's like filming all the. fucking. All the pandemic. Bet. That's funny. So we can do. I. Do I did a voting thing to register people to vote. and It's really well. I. Guess It's got. Registered over one hundred, thousand people. Wow can insane it's great. He'd beat all the records were number one in getting people to register hell yeah. With one action which Taylor swift record be Taylor swift sixty, three thousand. Two. Taylor tillerson right now, and just talk some shit listened T- t swivel Tweeden t swizzle. Team registering people, but just GONNA have to take the L on this one he comes to your grammy's next. Really love. Tesla, an people love tussle. So last night I went to bed kinda early before everybody else did Joe and Taylor decided to come in my room while I was already sleeping and surprise me and just like bother you and start like knowing me like do this thing for like Joe's log. Started knowing like, fuck. Yeah. I. I heard them bothering Ilia and I and I literally told allows ella go in there and pull joe out because if he is annoyed any longer, he'll wanNA move out of this. But then I go into the room and Joe is in the bed with Ilia and they're like cuddling. I guess it's fine now. I'm GONNA WANNA, move at some point Joe, find you no matter where you are. So we'll. Joseph. Can come on the problem. You do understand that I will move through air though I don't know anywhere honestly anywhere. Televi- After. Because it's so fucking hot. and honestly like if I want to go to bed fuck and nine o'clock, then we'll go to bed at night and I I'll sleep I never bother you when you go to sleep it's literally it's not about that. It's not about that what you understand like what privacy means or like I know. Absolutely. Respect your. Privacy. You. Questioning you on this podcast about for twenty minutes whether it's up to the girl. No. But like. You do respect my privacy, one, hundred percent but I, it's just not possible to get one hundred percent of it. But that's. Because the the percent you're missing for privacy you're. Exactly what he wants he's he's Riley you up and he loves it. He's in his happy place right Nomi. He's loving. Every minute of this, he's got his web. Okay. Back as obstacle. The funniest part is this is the third time that we've come in your room after you've fallen asleep what time was this at Twelve am Oh, not that bad it's pretty bad I mean like at this point, I'm asleep for like thirty minutes earlier than twelve it was like eleven. Sleep. Yeah Oh Gosh Joe text me every single time that he's left. He always text me. He goes tay I feel kind of bad that we did that like I feel really bad that we waked. He's Like he's like, he's like, Yo Dude I didn't realize you were actually sleeping my. Like it's OK every time you're like says like a joke to you, that's a little bit mean are like off color or whatever like he'll always texts me apologize big you'll did that make you feel uncomfortable and I'm like, please fuck it stop doing this. This is the part that makes Bianchi. Your show. Like I don't care if you felt that me earlier. Speaking about sex I think I think Natalie likes to get thrown thrown down on the bed WHOA. WHOA. Whoa what Dolph Fuck what? Hear me out. Here we out she's got a boyfriend. I know by Todd I'm saying Oh you were talking about music is that is that is that true before we continue to put yourself in the senior? Is that true? I don't know what do you mean thrown on the bike like taking in like fucking. Like when you're having handled manhandled. Yeah. Maybe. No what women keeping because because every time we've we've brought like another. Boy Up, Natalie's like, yeah he's like Hugh. He's not like the type of person like pick you up and throw you on the bed and I was like, okay because now the time. That case this thing I feel like every girl Kinda wants to be manhandled at some point right I know. You I know. But I'm saying like it's just it's funny like hearing it from Natalie. Well Yeah because they never talk about sex or. He's opened up recently like a law. Yeah. No Pun intended. Sorry this is real I mean she's talking about dildos now. Yeah. You really gets into it. No plenty ten minutes. Sorry. Let's let's. Fair position. That's the end. What is your? What is your food I? Don't know anybody here like to sixty nine honest. No. What I such thing I fucked. Started Elliott thing. You like to yeah I fucking. Knew it session and. It's such a it's you know why? Because it's like the thing that you hear about when you're a kid and you stick to it and you see that very cool. No. That's not what it is. Mike Don is now leaving the podcast. On Experiences Cup conclusion. Timeout. Because, because I feel like maybe in other parts of the world people like it but. It's like a personal preference. Yeah. Everyone everyone tries it. We all do it. I think the general consensus is it's like it's like Jay's perfect J. puts it into perspective. Perfectly. It's like watching two TV's at once like it's like you can't. You can't enjoy one thing two things are going on and there's no point. No I don't I don't think that's the same at all. Actually I've never tried it. It's fun. I. Like just the thing that you do say that you've done it and you don't actually like enjoy doing it's just like. When you're doing pillow talk and like your dirty talking and you're like sixty nine when you do like what the fuck is this correct like realistically have both people actually reached completion while doing sixty nine no no, it's an easy. It's an easy thing to do like if the girls already on your face, you know what I mean. And like you flip around, but it just doesn't feel good. I disagree I don't Bro what's wrong with it. It's not. So you have the same viewpoints. AZALEAS. It's not complete. It's complete at all. Yeah it's not. Concentrate on one thing when maybe you guys are just fucking bad at doing two things at once. How about that? Yeah I'm Jay and multitask personal. It's really not that hard. Did this. What do you do in your fucking personal preference? You just kind of putting your face somewhere probably not told them that they don't like sixty nine inning and therefore they continue to sixty nine. In fuck in seventh grade. Life. Come on my mom and not invite them. She's making strawberry lemonade. Ralph. Else Talk. Your fucking sexpert Jesus. cried. What are you talking about? If something happens girl does that and puts it in your face and then it starts happening that's not enjoyable I. Don't Think Listen I. I don't think it's like a topped. With US stomach it's like a top. A top thing to do on the list of things. I don't think so I don't either. Coming. down. On Some fucking. Before of you everywhere you bring up sixty nine everyone's responses always soup stupid. Overweight watches watches todd todd. Todd commune grabbing my skin we have we have yet ta. I love that shot. Are. Honest. Opinion about sixty nine and go I. Love It. Feed it for a job is not happening I was GONNA say to sixty nine. Out So natalie you haven't. Talked here. I guess Todd's been looking like a fucking more. Make. Any sixty nine. Okay maybe is personal beverage, but the room I've been in hate sixty nine. What kind of weird you get into? Every time it's brought up. Yeah. It's I. Think what why we came down on It was such an Ilia responsibility. You're you're paying him as this chimp and it's not okay. Talking Monkey the duty fucking Judas a guy just because David is basically a girl around with the three of you all the time genius. I didn't like that either Taylor don't fuck it come down to guys a funny dude. He's like. Big asses big. tits so. What's the big deal? You sound like your fucking like like an alien you know. Like. Like this dumb as rocks Crow Madman. Way. He's come all. aggressively. That's all the time we have by you guys for listening and we hope to see you guys next week or at least we hope you as here from us next week you'll by David's perfume or. Sick it's the best January does felt really good. I'm pretty proud of it. So the kids love it the kids like it and the older people love it to. All right. We'll see you later it's been a podcast. My name is Jeff.

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Drunken Confessions  Episode 60

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Drunken Confessions Episode 60

"You're listening to the PODCAST DETROIT. visit www dot past detroit dot com before information. Welcome to another episode of confession a show for the bold and the brave the drunken the. Where you tell stories, your best friends already know you may not want your family to ever hear, but always makes great conversation. Raise the blast or more. We don't judge every week for confession. Hello everyone and welcome to episode sixty jogging confessions I am your spiritual guide cass below me on zoom. I don't know where everybody else is, but the low meal. I'm sorry, was that. Was that? Blow me what? What was that own me? Blow me. Where out there is? Are Our hostess Amy Hello? Gorgeous durling aby saving up for what I just said. No We're no her trendy new. Are Hidden engineer stuff. Who is hurting us? She's Perky today I. Love Perky Staff. And I'm drinking. I took my nap before I went to my hair appointment so. I was awake. AM grassed you or A, no actually did it because I was watching fringe on the couch. And both of my dogs decided to sandwich me and I got really warm and I just fell asleep. So it just happened, so the commodore will be off the charts. Tonight is what she's saying. Yes. Hanging out above staff on my computer. Are enabler. Dame chairs. Says I will Michigan. Now. We can't see nothing I can kind of. Yeah. Wine Glass. To chucky CONFESSIONS EPISODE SUCCEED HAPPY! Happy podcast day. So Maybe I had got so. Last week talked about the giveaway basket and of course Castro. Posts the basket until. And pose yes, yesterday and posted it though yesterday, so if you guys are wanting to win that also basket all you have to do is go to our facebook page and follow the instructions pretty. Pretty easy to do the ask me into. Throw myself more under the bus. The only reason I posted this 'cause I went to easily like. Do you ever post the picture? I wanted to go. Off! Tonight. Yeah a course aiming has to hold the the boat together again. Yes, so go ahead, go to you our Jerkin fashion facebook page like it common on it, and for an extra entry to the contest. Share the post. And your name will go into the contest twice if you share it. Yeah and two great great mascot. I I almost like can I do that doesn't work as I try to get the best kid. He's hard. I, if you win, it look biased so probably not a good idea. Okay, sorry. Sorry. was a mascot, anyways. I. Don't know. Give it to someone to leave her the fuck alone. Let me. Just, you know. Yeah? and. What else do this week is? You Yeah. You're creepy S. Yeah, we name her. We should name really really should I think I'm going to name her buddy I. Don't know why as the first. The first thing that popped in my head. Today I'm like sister Mary, Margaret or you know none always head to names. Okay so. Yeah I got nothing. Run Without Fun I. Know. He's asking you today. Okay, okay. Nobody ever does I don't give a shit I'd I'd ninety five percent comes flying out of my mouth is for me I crack me up. If anybody else laughs, that's a bonus. That's why he's also known as premature days. You Amy. As premature just means I'd take care of myself and whatever. I'm going to skip that one. We're just GONNA, S- game. He needs taking care of yourself in other words. It's. All right so what else is new this week is that why does he? Rick finally got out slugged? Rick. Dave wanted to say has news first slot died. From goonies, worry Micronesia. Coincidental I had the Jersey on, and then the news hit that he died, but he died. So? I don't if that's true I'm running out and having a custom-made trump. Jersey tomorrow only. Watch me. All of our Republican friends out there. I'm okay with letting them I. Used opinions expressed by. The views and opinions expressed by David. Dave and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the show, the network or anybody else. So now, amy, were you say about White Boy Rick? He was released finally after all these years when. With it yesterday they. Re Monday Monday he was finally finally released. So for any of our younger audience. Yeah I had a couple of people that weren't had no idea who he was. We is but I I. Don't know why anybody cares I. Is under did some? Checking. The research. I did a little bit fact. Checking because I've always been fascinated by the story personally because I feel like it's. HARD TO DETROIT history. I guess a little bit. Drug dealer. You really want to know what your comcast is maybe. Be An informant. You really needs to know what could fuck it happen the ATHOL. Yeah, well, let's let's keep in mind I mean so they the Baxter there is so he start. He turned informant fourteen for the. to protect his dad, who is in some deep shit? And then when and That kind of settled down when he was seventeen, he got busted moving some weight of cocaine. and that was right at the height of the whole war on drugs yet idiotic. Hayward throwing the book at everybody in trying to pretend that you know this is a good thing and so basically. They put him under the jail. Right, well, amy. When was it that he was arrested? Nineteen eighty-seven. Seventeen. And he was arrested for possession of seventeen point six pounds of cocaine, the Holy Fuck, yeah, so that's roughly words according to Google and EIMI uncast drunk bath. Out there. We're looking at two point. Three million dollars. Worth of cocaine is what he was bus bus now. Is that law those? Are Those today dollars or is. That is that today dollars dollars. Today dollar. When it's hard to go. Street value went back and you know you can't. I mean I could probably tell you because. All of. White boy. So so. This yesterday and we like I said his dad wasn't informant Ramey, yeah, and that's how it all started. Like data is is did up. What is Dan do? While I didn't really get into all that because we knew what his dad did to be an informant or no I just know that he was an informant for the Detroit Police Department by the time white boy. Rick was the age of fourteen. So either way. I also hit to Google his name like to actually pronounce his name was. Real name, his real name. So it's wreck worse junior. Worse worse worse. So you know everybody worries. For anybody WHO's really interested in the story they did do a movie about it was released in two thousand, eighteen and I've always wanted to see it, but I've never even seen the trailer to be honest, you guys. But I did find out last night. Matthew mcconaughey stars but I don't know who does he play white boy rick. I've never seen it. I just knew we start in. Because I saw the preview our. Whatever one of the women at work asked me about that today? Did you see the documentary I'm like so laughably in eighty-seven. The price of the IT actually would've had more value because that was right. At the Miami vice peak time before coke went through its slump in the nineties and that kind of stuff. I was just doing some quick math and googling, yeah. So it was worth more. More email yet. All right, so you gotTA figure. This guy's been now a. Fifty fifty, one fifty one, so he's been in jail for. How many years amy My God. Do you the mass, casts? Thirty four and. He's been in jail thirty four years well, and not what was clear, not all of it on that he was actually paroled from Michigan six years ago, and was immediately taken into custody again and transported down to Florida. To serve time on. He was convicted of running a stolen car ring while he was in prison. Here in Michigan. So Hey. He. He's a hustler, and so. And so pretty sure now that he's out of prison like he's been out of prison tastes what day three? I heard Raziq protective custody. I've still predict by Friday. He'll be still way richer than any of US could dream. Of. Probably I'm sure like every network on the world is throwing shit ton of money at him for that first, interview. At least at least here in the area, because this like guys, let's keep in mind. This isn't necessarily a national story. It's you know it was it was. It was big here in the Detroit area. Yeah. So my my biggest thing is okay so twenty. No, sorry thirty. Some years in prison thirty four years in prison. Right all right. Can you imagine spending that much in prison? Now? The other thing that amy was talking about is like there was like five other people serving life sentences for prison, and they were all released in ny was not. So you have all these other cases of people released. But you imagine why it's like to spend thirty four years I mean. How do you get? I've I've been married, so yes, I mean. That, we think about like the milestones all the birthdays eighteen twenty one. Thirty! So learning. Yeah Forty Times. When we started talking about like Oh my God could. Especially, because now you guys know we love to do it for birthdays. So, how did he get drunk? Person Toilet wines to wines toilet wine. And guess what. I Call Dat. It's a real thing. I know it is I know it is by totally is, but then we were like we've always heard about toilet wine, but then we were like. What exactly is toilet wine right? So yeah, so we went down this little worm hole. We were down there at home we. Don't want to be you know. It was great so became up with different nicknames. They have for it yeah. Okay. Is it now is that? Is that as the biggest name, and so then they call it a huge Jews raising jack. Crew Chock Moonshine bucked job. Toilet winus toilet wind by any know their name. It's still fucking. Bullshit. Fair there and figure out how the hell you make toilet. So I started googling it. All right. Okay this I'm GONNA I'm. GonNa put it out there right now. This is not a homebrew project that I'm recommending in any way shape or form like. This is something serious. This is something that should only be done out of necessity. Only. Tonight. Some good wine. This is not toilet wind by the way neither is this. That's your story. You're sticking to it. Ahead. Here's my battle disapprove that it's not toilet wine so fill. Up a little bit here after. Like doesn't grow. Sabado, As. All right. So how do you make toilet wine right, so google this crap and what I found out was. It takes just is actually very few ingredients, and you make it up within five aches. It only takes to prevent unique juice of some kind, so they use orange juice. Or Apple, juice or grape juice, or even like a bigger fruit cocktail. They'll drain the juice out of cocktail. all right, so I imagine they. Think the whole time, and hopefully they're constipated because they don't know how they. Go without a toilet. To get fucked up in prison. You'll shit on the floor, you. I mean I mean you're sterile, but I still wouldn't want it in my wife well. No, you don't WanNa Shit on the floor. Because that'll make the guards come in because they have to clean it up, and then they'll notice that you're making toilet while. You know because like when you're not in your cells like the other cells are open. Exactly, so you gotta private time you're. All right so. I you pour the juice then all right then you need some kind of sugar, so the other steel sugar packets, hard candy, anything or anything on there has high-fructose Corn Syrup can be used. So, then he put sugar, and then they put red in it because they have to have that yeast. GotTa have that you? You do so. You got this conglomerate. Soggy questioned I have. Is this easier to a women's prison? Now I know my God. Women's. Policy you are nasty. You're just nasty to even go there. There okay. You're giving out a recipe for toilet wine and I'm nasty sure. thinking. What's he could use besides bread? They has Houston it. I never went there. anyways, yeah, I did Google toilet date. Screw you. Wouldn't you? I mean. You WanNa know. The situation that I cannot get this. I'm like okay. My an FBI watch now because I googled white boy rick. Rolls Pounds of cocaine. How much cocaine is worse and then how you make toilet wide? Catch me. Let me just quick up for you. Guys I've been googling the worst possible shit for so many years because I'm a writer and nobody's come after me I. Think you guys are say. Nothing, you have googled is worse than anything. I've Google's. Your I'm pretty sure I'm on a list somewhere. Offense great so. Anyway Have Guess wants to join us, so I'm GonNa Throw them over the. The Link Shirl talk amongst yourself because you know how I am with this stuff that I need this hyper concentrate. That's why. I was just GonNa. Throw out there that I finally got a pedicure this week. So anybody is in need of an like sweet. Pete picks like I. Got You if you got the money I'm just saying just throwing that out there. They look really good. Suggest where I can go. I really need once you. She's still suffering from Cova Corinthian so. We need that extra dough for staff, so beat picks are on the table. I'm just throwing it out. There yellower. Find Me. Like. I. Love that I love that you need a manny petty like nobody's business. My friend Meghan nails and she works Rada at. At the glitter ball, so vixen champagne, but. northline I knew a girl who lived on Dixon Champagne. He ran. He woke up to. long time no see only downriver. People get that joke. That's right I grew up right near Dixon Champagne. Good to see guys I missed your faces these. Look at Rennie Vian so sweet. Trauma Best. Toilet wine. Got That is one of my favorite movies ever. Have you guys ever seen? Let's go. Is. That you. Make toilet wine. They you it. It's sort of like myth. Busters, they leave out one key ingredient, so you can actually do it. That's. My favorite will are not. Boasting shake up. Like I, I'm GonNa Movie Now Yep. Down Right now it's on my watch list. Okay, have to see it, it's. Like do yourself a favor? It's the best. One of us. I'm going to get more wine I will be right back all right and what he did back. We're going onto the. We discovered as we were discussing toilet wine. Where our wormhole. Lettuce to Oh. We have all kinds of adventures last night. Without leaving Amy's dining. From, the comfort of my dining room and internet. Oh, and if you want to lose the next year of your life, I discovered this at about twelve thirty last night or twelve thirty in the morning. Hulu has added every season of the x files. In case you're just wanting to like. Blow your entire life away because I don't care, it's sort of like when I'm scrolling through channels and one of the While if Godfather one or two or on because three we just pretended to happen but what if Godfather, one or two her on or God help me. The AMC like master mix cut of both movies together. That's seven and a half hours long I don't care what I'm doing and the fact that I own the makes no difference. If it's on Yup I'm go ahead, watch that cool. Confession time I've never watched, that is an episode of X. Files. I have. Even, you yeah, yes. I have. Oh you're muted. He might you me after he finds out what is? Actually I commute her, but I can't meet her. I can only ask Urda on mute. Even better. I'm sorry. So Mad I'm sorry you watching you. Talk is like this is the equivalent of Miki. This you flail away and it's just amazing. 'cause you're short and I just like my hand on your forehead and you're just flailing and flail flail it. Getting angry. Might be. Done. I might be. So you were saying. I started binge-watching washing nine. Oh Two one! Oh, like you know from the ninety s never watched an episode of that either I know you're you're sheltered. You've never watched friends. You've never watched. I know to, and all the only reason why you've seen the movie dazed and confused because I need you watch it. Alright alright alright it'd be a lot cooler if you did. Chick you leader however. Say now that I'm older and rewatching that. No, no, I'm totally getting a whole different story line. Then when I was like fifteen sixteen years old watching you went. Oh, oh! Doll I'm like this so politics. Like Oh my God. Oh, you don't even realize it like that's why. I I was talking about this on our show not too long ago, like like if like going back and watching Lucifer and burning through the first four seasons again, getting ready for season five to drop. Like season four had a lot of shit at that. People weren't paying attention to like. There's an entire black lives matter episode in in Season Four. That like people didn't really catch. There's an intact, even though it's the major theme of the show there's a whole lot of stuff about gender politics and that kind of stuff, and that's like that's the thing that people don't understand and that's what makes me laugh is I I watched these. People that I know from comic cons and people that I know they're like comic nerds and Saifi nerds in that kind of stuff and watching them. Try to play the conservative card I'm like dude. Everything you love is so God, Damn Liberal, and so like everything that I know that you hold dear to your heart is the antithesis of everything. You're posting right now and so like I. don't even know what to do with you. Like, I was telling Jamie I'm light, ideally realize when I originally washed out to you know I was young. I was like fifteen sixteen years old and I was going. I didn't know what liberals were. Republicans were and I'm like all of a sudden. The. Main characters are like we're liberals. And then a couple of other Mary. Main characters are like no. We're conservatives and I'm like why I never picked up on any of this stuff. That's how it started now. He's got war on the streets. You Guys I've got to get some pizza and a beer. I gotta put my mask on there. My new fancy mask I love. Your House that you have to wear a mask. Just grab. A beer we'll know the delivery drivers going to be wearing a mask. Having delivered surrogate is maybe ever my. His kitchen kitchen is a scary place. There's there's. No I wear this before Komen. You didn't know what Liberals Conservatives were until nine hundred zero. No I say no. I was saying that I never realized I know to anno-. Actually talked about that. Oh originally watched it. I didn't pay attention to that. God? I can't believe Brandon's with her now. Oh my God! The relationships. Friendship Story now re watching it older. I'm going while there's a lot of political shit in the story line. I didn't even notice that like one of them was like thirty. I was I was busy raising children during that time, so I didn't watch it. Oh. I had a girlfriend at the time. Who like that was? It was nine. Oh, two one! Oh, MELROSE PLACE! Chinese food would show up somewhere during melrose place, and then sex so like that like so like I like when they came out there. They're just happy memories for me like Nano two hours. Well, yeah, because. I'd. Pavlovian getting Pavlov ring the Bell yeah. Well I mean except for you know for example, a prison, sentence or toilet wine. Way to bring it back Dave. All Right? We're done goodbye. I think it was Richard Richard Jenny phenomenal comedian and killed himself his soul. Had this great stick about this is. About TV, commercial that was like you know. Are you getting? Did you get diarrhea at an inconvenient time? And he was like I didn't convenient like. Is there ever a convenient time for diarrhea? Well? No, actually there are two one when you're really behind on your reading and two when your cellmate makes his move. is so brought up diarrhea. Talking about the. Great that was a great segue toward has perfect and. So. I. I don't think I've ever heard that before in my life area. You. We actually wrote that in our. And Amy's notes. Doesn't outweigh. You would think that she doesn't even send them anymore. She doesn't love us. She wants me to just continue. Here. S has one. Day Talk About Diarrhea Did Not, but since you did bring. A thirty three minute mark of the show, Dave segue somehow into diarrhea. Yeah, right? So that, we can go our next topic, which is when we were going down are low rabbit hole. We actually came across posted about the sugar free. Air Bro. gummy bears. Oh, my God we've been talking about those for two years on our show. The Amazon reviews our. Show. Anyway! Reminded me of like. Jousting with like. Giant joust right there. No. That was good. No it's the Hera Bobi bears, and if you really get bored, look at the reviews of the banana slicer like someone actually created a banana. Slicing thing at like the reviews on that or just gold as well. Again now. We need born. Ya. Anyways as we were saying premature. Hard. I'm crying. Say. It'll be okay. Oh Man! We found where they were doing these reviews. So I'm like fascinated by this, so of course, Microsoft, instinct, I want to buy these companies so. I spent the next ten minutes trying to find gumming these. These gummy narrowed no longer available. Well, no, because the of the reviews is one hundred percent accurate. I know but I wanted to like totally invest up somebody's world. They're they're right up there with the Olestra pringles there. Olestra! Leakage, like you just yeah, I remember that. Oh Gosh. It wasn't just pringles was like the big. I helped. I helped Bob Right the letter that he wrote pringles about the impact that that the lesser pringles had on him. And the best part of that. Oh No. There was no. Oh, yeah, no, you're talking about diarrhea. Holy Crap No Pun intended hold on. The. Best part of that entire story. Oh yeah, the best part of that entire story is. He sent the letter and they sent him six coupons for more or less. Like they're all were so sorry. You had a bad experience with product here. Get more of it. I can. Remember the alley Al that the Diet Pill. Yes. You. Say like. yeah. If you ate. You couldn't. Lot of fat because. Then you have those type of issues. If you illegal supposed to do while you were taking it, you were fine. So you lose weight, but by just like it just opt your weight loss. It wasn't a weight loss. Gimmick. Increased your weight loss, you had actually try to lose weight, but if you're dead grease with anything with fat and grease or oil, Oh my God. Yeah you better not leave. The House will carriages as rat I've never I've never those I've only resigned you about him. Is I used to work at a pharmacy on when the sold those, and until I write about him, but I have those Alestra chips and I had no problems. I thought they tasted great and they didn't affect me at all, so I. Those gummy bears and see if they affect Stephanie. I can't seriously guinea pig beautiful. I'm just saying we're thirty five minutes. A new show called confessions, and there have been no drunken confessions Oh. I, don't think you need to try. Those sugar-free gummy bears like everybody knows how horrible they are. Now I think we will I think what is your worst thing? What's the worst thing you've ever eaten while drunk? Drunken Confession Right there first thing you've ever eaten while drunk. Oh alligator. You got hammered and ate alligator law. I think like you went out in the by you and not on an alligator or Restaurant for Jerry's birthday. Yeah I really think I got drunk to taste the alligator. quartered. Levy slams shots and then I'll have the courage to. Fish bones. Fish bones is notorious for their alligator Voodoo so good. We have. By you and. Your I've had fish bones, alligator, the elegant or that day I don't mind alligator I. Don't think that's weird. Alligators chewy. Like chicken chicken so there you go that, but that's a good junk, Nashnamie? That's that's what I was aiming for. Was the worst thing I've ever eaten. There's so many bad choices on alcohol like a crave case with your buddies like. White Castle Taco Bell yeah. Oh wait. Wait, cast is the worst come. On the Lisa I've never even white castle while drunk, because I, even as drunk as I have gotten I'm like I. Know What that does to you. Lovely, cancel I. would. A worse thing you've eaten drunk Dave. I honestly I don't think your like I. Don't think I've ever eaten anything drunk that I would need sober. I really don't. I already said the worst thing I've ever eaten while drunk was Dick and you know. That over to though yeah, it was like a gross tick. Have done that sober. So? Probably the worst thing I've ever eaten while drunk is like pizza that I was reheating in the event and dropped on the floor and it was like I'm fucking drunk inaugural five Segye role. As a five second rule, so that was like a Tuesday because I would. I would do sober sure. Hasn't worst the worst thing I've ever seen drunk. Hey, guys! You. Guys have ventured out because I eat that shit when I'm not drunk because I wanNA areas. Not Pig is like the weird shape going. I was at a company picnic. They have a pig that they roasted. Were drunk at a company. Picnic and eight hanging out. So so. Was He decided they decided? We're going to play a game of fear factor and I jump up and I'm like. Oh do it. Had A lot of drinks and so I jump up there, and it's me and all guys. You give me at a table with all guys. Atta, dear thing, anything I will die before I will. Not Win. Welcome to the confessions live event. That just got more interesting. I know well, you've seen me. Uc Me of the house challenges. Oh. Yeah! I won't die before I will give up before I will lose to a man just not gonNA happen. Debut got a challenge for. All right, so they did this fear factor and they started off with like. Pigs feet, so we all ate picks the the need to the brain, which by the way brain pig brain tastes just like she bacon. It wasn't. Her again. This. So that the worst part about in the patriots, nobody ate them by me I won, so they give? The pig is unlike ring yet? I'll do it. The worst part is get stuck in your teeth. Why would they play? seriously. Like software is only get I didn't get the Shit's from. Guys pricing laid up I, think I would. Well, so was it like the actual like 'cause I know like the eyeball has like an outer coating, and then there's like the liquid. When you them the whole I-. Crooks Down Oh okay so much liquid that will I. It's hard, boiled egg. Little wafers is all. That was left foreseen. Maybe head to you. Again get anymore. The eyeballs I mean. WanNa hear about. You're. A monkey brain. Anything. Monkey brains okay. It's GonNa. Be a bumpy ride. Like when you guys are seeing the worst thing you ever eight I'm like well. That's don't think I'll drunk. I wouldn't. Do. I mean like dude like Bartlett when I was hanging out in like Blues Alley in DC. Like every other bar there had like the pickled pigs feet, and that kind of stuff behind the counter. I mean that's. Like I wasn't even drunk. That was like dude. If you're going to be in this bar, excuse me if you're going to be a white boy in this bar. You're going to have to prove shed. On. Have you ever done a clam shot where they put a raw clam in there and I've I've I've eaten a lot of raw clams in my life I'm not gonNA lie. Worst. That sounds horrible. was. With A few of them yeah. Yeah, right. Knows plug. High school sweet. Bro! She said we'd be together forever I. Believed her. She swore to God that if we weren't married by the time we were thirty and we settled each other again. We never found each other again. Thank God probably for the best. Pro. Heidi thirty years. I haven't left my house, right? Now on the Internet online videos. Here's your next drunken confession. How far have you gone to not have to connect with somebody or run into somebody? If. You ever walked into a building and seeing somebody you just didn't that. I've I've walked in and immediately turned around and walked out of a bar. Yeah like No. Don't want to be here in new feel. Note, even have this connection. Don't don't want her to. Don't even want it to be a thing. and. You just didn't WanNa talk to you a female you. Know. sandy didn't call back and you're like I, don't. I'm not that Guy I've never had one of those I've had. Was a former boss. That I wound up suing and ran into him a few years later. He was in a bar and I'm like no not going to be there. Although. Here's a great story. New Year's Eve. If I have an answer east, you said. Iran into a boss who you ended up screwing suing suing. Suing Sue. Tentacles. Tentacles, n. t big difference tentacles. Right now I mean I'm not gay, but you know the the the payouts, the pay at the end of the lawsuit I'm just saying. Yeah No, so and and then laughably that same that same Guy so like Bob and I decided we were doing like new. Year's Eve stupidly like five years ago and like we got a private room at the MGM Bar and it was like us, and if you are friends, and we were just ridiculous and at about. Eleven thirty, that same guy comes walking back in the private room. and Oh. Yeah, and like wanted to talk to me and like literally and so like I'm dude. It's eleven thirty on new. Year's Eve and I am drunk as shit, and so like I stand up, and I'm like. I know I'm like the fuck. Do you even think you're doing here? Any reaches out and he touches he league starts rubbing on my goatee and he's like. Oh well. This is new since I've seen you what the Hell's this about? What I swear to God. You touch me one more time, and I'm kicking. Your fucking ass out of this dam club. Any reaches out, and he rubs my not again I take my coat off I. throw it down on the couch and lean back. Bob of I've never seen Bob move like this before since Bob jumps up off the couch and grabs MC. Like waves security over the guy. He was he's a duties like I suddenly realized you were going to punch the Guy My guy was. I'm like I. I'm a guy, told him. I was going to and then I was going to. All right well. That's good I mean. It's good that you didn't have to look at Bob and go back and then. I've never seen violently. Do there are very? There are very few people in my life that like I almost take a guy out attleboro one day because Dave was messing with the box like you always does. In some. Blaming Ian And you. Know actually, it was so yeah, so it was randy and I were both playing it, and the guy was going after Ian and dude I mean like aunt so Ian Guy. He's high functioning spectrum, not the best social cues whatever. Nicest guy you ever met. Nice. And the guy was getting up in space. Fox With E. N. also deep jumps up. Between Him and And he looks this guy and the guy's alive. Down at this guy like this. That was me. You got a problem with it. Really GONNA CO after my friend here, but it was me. Walking towards the Guy, the guy just keeps backing up this and it's likely this. Look. Like. And then the guy primarily goes. I'm sorry cars and right. Now. That's that's what you call. The dwell times power play, and no violence is necessary well. You have to. The what's his name Caesar the. You have to show dominance. Tell you. I'm know but back off. footloose lavishly one night I'm hanging out with an Dang whatever Sergei Federov from hanging out with him one night because I knew him and we hung out and. And this guy is like given like he's getting all up in Sergei's face, and so I jump in the middle and the here I'll do it for you. Hold on. And so like I get up, and I jump in the middle of it, and the guys like what the hell are you going do. Here's how this is gonNA. Play out when he kicks your ass. You'RE GONNA. Sue Him for millions of dollars in. It's just gonNA. Be like not a good situation when I kick your ass. You're GonNa have to tell people that a geek picture as in the middle of love, and that's going to be the worst story entire free world for you and he was like. Yet don't want this shit. Anyway, so where were we with toilet? Wine or drunk? I feel like we've I'm sorry. No idea is strong concessions. I have no idea where it went south Kinda fast standard. We? Helped you guys go off the rails. where? Is Your. And Confessions. That's one. We're in our best for my feel. Happy about things like. Diarrhea and pig is. You know we're. Willing neighbor subjects. Drunken Confession show yeah. Everywhere like going to talk about this. Diarrhea in pig is. Guys. Through all. Their to keep an in class beer and some toilet. That's how we keep it classy. You always the clancy by throwing a little white boy rick in it. In class. I think my pizzas here, so I'm going to say goodbye. I love y'All. REMMY will be on after we the lie that you want to join back. We'll. We'll be back in just like. Hang out and talk as friends to. Joining good night, actually speaking of people who died and I, I dropped mythbusters mythbusters reference earlier. What Oh yes, grit Imahara died. Yes, how shocking was that? You sucked? Actually had an aneurysm. It's the same thing that took my dad out, but he was a nice Laurie. I'm sorry today, it doesn't make it any less ad. Don't think I'm saying that, but. It doesn't shock me at all. When you see, somebody died. In Day like today when it's everything that's been going on right now, I. Get it. Yeah I don't know I. was I was kind of kicked in the Dick with the the whole mythbusters? Thing because I don't know that was what I loved about. That show is that everybody had their their knowledge and their skills that they brought it. Yeah, youthful energy, and they taught me like I've learned so much from that show Oh such a great show from him, and so I don't know it's. He was so young, and he was such a nice friendly funny. You'd and it just seems wasn't. It's that, isn't it? The the white rabbit project that he kept doing that's I. Mean which is it? Two Seasons Flex and that was it. It was still really cool. So I don't know. You know what I learned tonight De. Seventy has a day because you just got kicked it in. You know. I have been hugely. You're welcome. Do you want to see. Jerry off off life. Because I think, we might get this taken down, so show me. Lightning and one hundred percent. I was okay, so I so so I. Don't have like a physical Dick I. Have Is A. All like a Ghost Pinas go stick unemotional Dick. I like. That isn't really there. But I assume that it is I dated a couple of days like you know A. Cool now on the Guy Awesome. Fix Castle. Commenting on guys that she's dated with no deck. Dame actually. I appreciate your comment this time. For once had to happen eventually. It's going down in the record books, so yeah, no I think it's time to wrap everything up. To or Ram Dave. Where'd you go? And he took off his headphones and everything so I get? Up, without. Trolling. So. You'll go number one number two. Number three, because while we've decided number three would take less time than number two, but what about to figure out what never three was? Did you guys know what? Number, four is now. What's number four oh? We don't talk about number four. Okay well, you'll tell me later. We'll lake class off. Lake. Educating Jamie Thank Lakeway Club. We don't talk about fight. Club right right, okay. Well. I don't I don't know about you. Sesame but I vote next week. CAST doesn't have that background because it's going to give me nightmares. No you guys don't get it on my background. I didn't even know that I noticed it at first, and then I just forgot it was their own. It's tearing me. It's like when baby Yoda stares at me. As cute as baby, Yoda now, Baby Yoda can be as creepy as creepy nut. I dated his sister Catherine Margaret does. Her, so you'd Better Watch. Okay well On. What? kind of meat that appreciates on Fridays. None Oh? Wow how. Joe, Dame, it's the lead joke. I'm. At. Home too long. You're coming up with a lot of dead jokes. The struggle is real like I. I grew up, Catholic so just seems fitting that. Older so and. Okay now going to wrap it up. My dogs have finally. Shut the fuck up, so Stephanie actually has are. Ending cheers for tonight. As they grab. The glass the. Reason. Everybody raise your ass whatever raise the ASS. Raise a glass, but okay. Here's to the heat, not the heat that brings down bars and shanties, but the heat at brings down bras and panties. Here's is. Joining US Yep, thanks for joining us for episode, sixty of drunken confessions make sure you go to our facebook page like comment. To enter the winning of the basket and shariff or an extra drawing. Yacht Mascot Mascot, the man. We are looking for guests next week so if you're interested on being on the show next week, and you have a certain top. Hit US up. On that note by side. Everybody brings again for listening to our show tonight. If you want more information, you can find it at facebook. Dot Com slash my drunken confession.

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Barstool Rundown - October 6, 2020

Barstool Rundown

35:59 min | 2 months ago

Barstool Rundown - October 6, 2020

"It's the rundown. It's brought to you by four Pepperoni, the cup and Crisp I fucked with never only. So goddamn hard. Absolutely. Can we just do a lowering the bar? Where would you eat? That's it. There's no fucking. Shit yeah nothing. We did water. It's out tomorrow. And everyone was like is it poisoned what's going on here? Yeah, I actually used to pepperonis spicy. So I guess. What some sort of pussy yeah. No. Razi back in the day like I was such a pussy when it came to spicy lamb, but I can actually handle. Pepperonis of the classic you look into in the refrigerator. There's nothing in there you're starving building. You see a little pack of these and you're like, well, I'm not going to snack on this coming Christian. What. They and they turns Little Cup yes. See that's clutch because I'm GonNa tell you what I do. In my house. We we eat. Ritz crackers shit. You know what? So on off the floor. Ritz cracker, these slice of cheese make little tyrone's. Ninety nine I'm trying to stay healthy. Maybe do Atkins I just cut up the Greco. Sure. I. Just do this with cheese now. With this cop and crisp though it's even better for that. The cheese melts in you just got a little. A little thing you know no carbs. No call no MFN CARBS, you did it on purpose because it's Consolidated Right. You know. So. Here's my own. Good. Serving. Size. Oh okay. Seventeen slices. Here that. A little bag. Doesn't like one thing on my. Premium pizza topping out. Like we just said you can eat it as its own snack. And in partnership with Hormel. Pizza School NYC running a sweepstakes. Opportunity to join twenty dollar chef for a virtual pizza making class on October twenty. First all you gotTa do follow Hormel on Instagram or twitter and tag them in your favorite dish that includes warm up rony. So everything, we just described those little those little pizzas that would be mine. So you submit yours as well sending the Pictures Tag Hormel and you could win this virtual prize with twenty, dollars chef ten lucky stories will be chosen On October twelfth, so the best submissions will win once again that's warm L. Pepperoni on twitter or Instagram to win the sweeps they wish I knew how to make. They're easy. It'd be awesome. Cows zones are. Their fire. Rule a piece of pizza. Yeah, basically. The. Mexican food. It's all the same thing just like you've melted on top or you milk middle. Yeah. Cow On, just like a pizza just in a different form. CanNot reiterate enough how much peppers these are all gone by the time this rundown. Hormel can you link send your boy like a year supply I? Working on radio, we're working with a diamond company online diamond marketer. And fights is like you know, we get a lot of free stuff. I want a bag, a diamonds. He's asking twenty pounds. Yeah, they'll be able to come through on. That gives a sample of what's going on on diamonds, drop it off. But pepperoni like Gimme Gimme a lot hormone. All right. Let's dive into. This story couple of days old I didn't get a chance to do. It was GONNA do one minute man ended up not doing it. So I gotTa talk about it somewhere. Tiger has joined only fans and let me just say if you are going to be discussing this. With. Your friends at happy hour whatever you had to make sure you explain Tiga because I was talking to someone who thought I said Tiger and only joined. That would be the biggest story for Tiga forgetting those like fringe people who have that's what's going on. Yeah. Somebody's you know dial up looking and then like well, all right got duped but I might still take a look. So brilliant on his part. He was a dick pic of his that leaked and then all of a sudden it was like, well, I, might as well start. The story that I heard was that was getting out in front of pictures that were already leader. We're going to be league. So he was like I'll just make money off of it. Start my only fans win. The fact of the matter is he just has a giant Dick and he's like I'm gonNA show this to the world this day I tell you straight Arrow Genero I mean it is it points due north it is just Nursing straighter entire life. You guys straight or curved straight. Yeah. I mean that was very funny. The way you guys both I handed hang a left straight. Through. I. Heard I'm not. Who I was I was if I if I looked down my dick it street. If you see it from had on. We're talking we're talking full blood well when I'm not full blood it. Hangs left at one of the handful buddy curves left I don't know if I've ever met someone the hangs right neither have I. Maybe, maybe down in Australia you know. Flush the right hemisphere you go that way, is there an Internet Dick Pic when you think of Internet Dick what's the First Dickie? Think of mind? Weirdly Greg Oden. Rundown. Really outrageous because I didn't even know that was the thing. That is extremely funny. Like available on my she got saved. I. Mean Obviously Tigers Run on the forefront of my mind that Dick I. It's in my head right now but my I specific. Dick. PIC is a different story when I think of like boom I think maybe also recently by because they just had him on my show. Tommy Lee Yup. Also was so important to the world because he made it known that white guys can have big dicks to true like he has a fucking TV remote hammer on. The shorts when they're driving. Crazy, that's the big dig in, and during the interview we were told not talking about Pam and I respect I was like, okay. Tommy Lee is an interesting and up to a lot of things But then at one point I did bring up his we're doing some answer, the Internet type stuff and I was like the question was, what's one thing on your body you would change or if you could and said, well me, I think we know what it's not and he kind of chuckled and he looked at me and was like. You're right. I. Do have you Dick where? Like I've been talking about this for twenty five years let's move on. Yeah. So. What's your answer? That's a good question. What's here? Greg Own. Tommy is probably. I guess if I'm just DICK PIC. Fars up there on the low tiger tiger is up there on the list because he had that weird thing with addicted shaft is why tip you know you know? That's a Dick Pic. That's you don't see the actual Dick, but it's GonNa say the game I am GonNa. Rain. Throw Jason Derulo in there. Versus the game clothed Dick Pics would be like verses for. All time that's a good one user outrage. So I'm trying to flunk comfortable you know the game. Closely sideways huge. They were like horizontal was body parallel to was you. You're going to be going through Dick Pics to put on show. Yeah I'm trying to find so proud of this. It's funny that all like the comments are though we're like, no wonder Greg had bad knees. Battle with my my corona down at the. End of the stick, Mike I'm afraid I'm like it's like going into mind. Yeah, do. You keep working on it's right there. You can see upper half it's just right there upper. Just. See His. Remember censored. Chris Brown. had. A good old mirror selfie. Phase, Orlando. Either linked to. ORLANDO, bloom had a good one to. One Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Well addicts out there. But so tiger he owns a chicken joint could by like tiger. Tiger Bites called and he's obviously a rapper and now on only fans, he's not like a massive rapper by any means or like you know like, no one's GonNa put them in there fucking top-five alive but he's successful enough that I didn't think he needs to be slain Dick for money. But I think the justification was that people were going to be out there. So let's try and make money. You don't believe that. I do believe that you're gonNA be out there. You might as well try to make people pay for to start a whole account though. Keep going at one time Dick. PIC leak. Now you're gonNA just. Keep. Posting kind of power move useless. The one picture on your only fans do you see something on? The other pictures posted I don't. Like there's just like kind of like an orgy six or seven girls and they're all eating each other out. You know he's in if he's got shorts on just like posing. Diverge John Did post his first picture only fans was it as Dick it was not I mean it. Was it as Dick. No no, it's just it's just a picture of us in the studio. My name is you Baldo. Walk what? We should we have only? About it, I'm thinking about like actually using it. What are you GonNa Post, my Dick you're. Now I don't know what I'm GONNA. Do I feel like behind the scenes like there are people now who are just using it for like behind the scenes of their content and I think that's going to be the way it's like Patriots. But it seems a little more risque, right? It's like I might you Be this is behind the scenes rail and then like your buttle. Hope. Lots. Of Betsy. It's Pepperoni. Kids. Mouth get him to pipe down. Okay. Next topic. Voter fraud it's election season is big business. Her name is Tanna Mojo. If you know her she is from team ten she used to. Jake. Paul she's a big time Youtube personality five, million subscribers and five and a half she said I will I will send a Selfie. To anybody who votes for Joe Biden. She claims over ten thousand people took a picture of their ballot and sent it to her and so she sending naked pictures back and return. That's a something I wanted to call illegal. apparently, it's illegal to even send a picture of your ballot let alone by the by the boat that was my question. What part of is is. Because I know the ballot thing. They can get you on the technicalities but the but the sending nude picture to vote for whatever candidate. Why isn't that just campaigning? Why? Under the same umbrella I think there's something like you can't do in exchange for a good or service your money your. Hundred Bucks override for Biden. Right but it's the same sort of thing instead of a hundred bucks is a naked picture. So it's it's the same I'm kind of with you. It's like it's like insider trading where it's like, why is this illegal? Like that should be they've just. They just figure out a way to get someone to vote for their candidate. That's what you're trying to do at all times. Hats off to Tanimoto because. The celebrities and the government have been trying to get people to vote the way to do it. The other question is do those votes now not count the ones that were sent in because. Figure it out like when you sell t-shirts that see indeed like ways that were sold their money for those. Law Strike Down from the record the jury will not like think about that. Yeah. Later. Confessions in my brand new. So There was some other thing I don't know if it was provoked, but it was they would give up blow jobs for. Yeah to Porn Stars. Jobs for something. I. Don't what it was the difference here this has gotta make ten of feel is like she's influential enough that. They'RE GONNA track down sees hookers. For a vote. But if you've got five million subscribers and you're making moves and you're like, you know, yeah, I wonder if they're influencing because it's attached to a candidate, it's illegal. But if you did it just advert go register to vote that would be okay. Yeah. See that yeah that'd be cool. So yeah that might be the way for the future. It'd be like I said if there was a sex tape out right now. Who Do you think would be like the number one sex tape that people want to see right now. Who? because. If that person maybe you care her up with like a hot guy as well Greg. Oden and. It was like What's funny is I can do the guy side of this better like. If there was a Ryan Reynolds Blake lively married couples sex tape right now. And they said you know you the only way you get access to this and let's say we live in a world where somehow you couldn't I read it or copy it and you had to go vote to get it. I mean I think one hundred percent turnout. Three like three, hundred and twenty, eight, million people in this country. Get a little ratio with hottest a couple of black couple 'cause. Black, people don't get fuck about Ryan Reynolds fucking with the whites. Do we care for your mail in ballots count? Yeah I think as long as you can prove, you voted, yeah, you get that video. I think I think seems like tits and ask anytime like a celebrity show you might like people are always about voting against the way to get people out. So young people. They crack the code. Stone man she figured it out I. Think you're right. That's the you know if you don't say who to vote for you. But if you just. Say Their vote which. Provided me something in exchange. I. Get I cannot stand celebrities telling people to vote especially who to vote for like. These celebrities who are they don't know what the fuck they're talking about it. Neither do I needed to you nobody does and you're gonNa tell me to vote or who four fuck off I'm angry I'm trying to think of the last like hot candidate that I would wanna see naked like maybe Palin Or Kamala Harris has kind of track, but I think I don't know I would. Just, call it Camille Camille. What's her name? Kim Campbell adult. I, mean out of all the people right now. PALIN bailing? was. Saying trouble. Going to. What I'm thinking, we want to sit on the counter three. One, two, three. Well. God. RPG. She's cute the. Lasting legacy will not be I are Row v Wade or any of this shit. Fired I wa-. I went back and watch the my six year old said RPG. Forever. But. No you watched her documentary in her bag. Very cute. It's weird to think that these old candidates used to be people and not just like walking corpses. Horny G. C.. G. is to. Argue graduating law school. And it was like black and white and looked like it was a picture from the civil war like and that was when she was an adult. Hillary. All this Supreme Court justice. Hundred Years. I've never seen a picture of him. Young I don't think he came out of the womb like eighty but even even okay. Let's get out of politics and go Clint Eastwood that Dude was still attractive back in the day. Yeah. He's I. Mean His son son like yeah sees. Back then Okay. Second brought you by. Bird dogs who is now officially a nunchucks company that happens to sell underwear and pants shorts. Mean I've been talking about nunchucks nonstop since they've since they've. Brought, this up. This is the coolest weapon of all time. It is the reason why? Michelangelo so cool. Is the JOCK. On top of the pizza and just being like Michelangelo's the Cool Dude if you if you had the Bo- like Donatello. Stick I think it also had. No. That's Bruce Lee. The checks for awhile it's it's more like A. Dance prop than anything. tiktok would a non chuck take? You. Right if I if I can be a wiggle dicker and be fire with this. Just. Have a different. Yeah. That's just another means of making content. The Guy. Who Does that? I might even this is raining Yoyo Tiktok that might be cool to very cool. These are things that are nerdy but cool of you can have your fire with it like if I could do magic tricks and also sick with the nunchucks. The, Pussy would start a foam. No doubt about and all the while wearing my bird dog shorts, and now my bird dog pants they got into the pants game comfortable pants from the Lululemon designer now I've explained this before. Was folks at bird dogs hopped in the Van And they drove to the house with the Lululemon Creator. And they can answer it was a home invasion. They they like tied up the whole family and they were looking for the Lululemon designer turned out. She was in a panic room the whole time. So they had the children and the husband all lined up there and it turns out that Lululemon designer wasn't fact in the panic room and they were able to infiltrate that and then kidnapped her with their nunchucks. She then went to the bird dogs factory and designed shorts and the pants with the built in underwear revolution. Imagine. If you could have your uniform but with underwear built I, love that way you don't have to do the extra laundry you don't have to keep up with your underwear. One pair of pants one pair of underwear all the time. You if we could get some Tan Bird dogs, would you switch out the Khakis? They are very comfortable. Telling, you drop your phone like it's crazy until he's already now it's insane. I mean, how are we gonNA find you a girlfriend you your phone believable. So, go get your dogs bird dogs dot com use the Promo Code rundown. When you bite pants, you will also get this fucking Dope Para nunchucks where you can use it to start your own fans. So really like five birds with one stone. Yes. Second half year we got. This. This Guy John. McAfee. Unfortunately. Caught. He's been on the Lam run for years. Now running from the government, he's been all around the world like Carmen Sandiego type shit and he unfortunately got caught. So the end of an era I need to admit something I don't know what's on about this guy. But when we were prepping for the rundown looking for topics, we asked three or four people over there and three. Each person had a different crazier story about John McAfee and now he's one of these guys that I need to go on Wikipedia. Probably, I used to figure out what the fuck is going on over shore. He's also one of those guys who's like he's kind of robinhood where it's like you know I'm rooting for him but it also turns Allie. He's a very bad dude maybe you shouldn't be rooting for him. He's like the John Wick of. Computer virus people like someone poisoned his dog. So you had them killed you now that that does feel like fair game to me like somebody's yeah. First of all, it was funny I said we're doing McAfee. bibs said, didn't he kill a guy and I walk over to PFC because I know the him hard factor did like an interview with him as McAfee killer dude and everybody automatically thinks I'm talking about Pat McAfee in the faces were like Why I haven't seen that on twitter yet, I haven't seen. So. McAfee Condone. I don't want to you who murdered others but if you poison my dog, I'm a poison you and I think that's fair game one hundred. Things that people said Hitman A. His belief is that if you can get the fuck, well, you should be able to fuck a well. Kind of a I think it's a two two fold where it's like one. We shouldn't be telling you who you can and can't fuck number two. If you can pull that off, you know having get all up in Wales Guts you like you've earned it. Does that apply like other animals though is that like if you can get close enough to bear you can you can just blowholes like I think I think there's I think there's point is that you know? WHO ARE WE TO SAY there. Were crosses over where the animals gained enough or I guess well, just huge and. Try to but like you can't, it can't then flip over where any animal you catch. You can fuck because yeah because you can catch a lot. Yes and also I think he's going to run into the area of like at what does. Wallasey of animal we're talking consent. I was GonNa say let that man into a dog park. Yes. Monkeys, are you know kind of close to humans like can they? Can you know they would have to consent dolphins dolphins could get a dolphins are the only other Mammal Dolphins rape? I've heard. Yeah. Yeah So majestic. They will not think about it. I couldn't the only probably catch would be a dog. Yeah. After that I can't catch what am I gonNA catch on. Well. Put your mind to have a dog puts mine too easily beating you try and. This is not high school football trend. This is Kirk. But I think if you're like from like like, Hey, community catch. Me Never. Catch tiktok this girl at a farm for the fucking sheep or lamb. At like runs up to her she has she has an unsound freestylers this lamb one, hundred yards away. She's a girl and lamb comes running over like a dog and people were like Oh going vegetarian today kind of like. You know I don't really like to eat lamb in the first place but that's the only thing that's stopping mean to that lamb can listen to you. So can any animal like that? You can like like dogs we know if you get them by name, they'll come to you. But like how far how how does that go pigs are more intelligent than dogs? Technically on the IQ scale you could teach dog piglets name and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah I think. Picking Swin can be a rescue pig if you wanted dogs are a little more athletic. Rescue Yeah I feel like if you had a hey, you're making this up. No, I'm going off information that I remember from animal. Planet when I was like eighth grade. Missing Link between the normal folks and the wet folks I feel like it goes like me and you over here the way we do our jobs we just give our opinions on topics and we hope that you can relate funny and then on the other side, you've got Nick Cave and little SAS who are like. Making memes and basically making fun of people like you and I. We're not in on the joke about of the joke and then bibs is like in the middle where you kinda. Like branch the to I'd say I'm like I'm I don't know borderline athletic also borderline on the spectrum and you can say that so I'm you know what I mean it's just kind of weird. Pygmy last in gym class you'd be like all right. Yeah I. I don't know that does that on purpose. Next topic. Thank you baseball last night. By the way? Yes. John Maccabi kill people got caught, wrapped it up or whatever and. I. Need to do more more season very interesting cat. All of our computers, McAfee like he was the first one didn't he go to go back in on it but he was anti virus protection and then he left the country and he's living on a beach for ever and then now the. Minute I believe on the hard factor he said something like. So in Spain where we're doing and then he got caught in Spain. I. But So on the spectrum, we go to baseball last night Yankees win big including a monster home run late in the game from Mike Stanton Grand Slam shot. Celebration ensues as we know Yankee fans here in the office. Knock great celebrators. And Tommy with his like his magnum opus of celebration just straight up. Just thank God. He didn't have none jokes goes right to hugs is throat and credit to Hobbs. He ate that shit man he didn't. He didn't flinch. You said he couldn't breathe for solid fifteen seconds but. Due. To celebrate, you got to watch those man. As for. A life of their own and he he does. It seems like the celebration after the stand Grand Slam starting to calm down a little bit, and then he just starts throwing any like almost catches marty but he gets in the shoulder and then he does catch house right in the throat which which hubs just takes, but it's got to watch out for Tommy. When he celebrate lives are terrible the flailing is terrible noises you makes he's just a freak I don't know if it's a new persona or character is working on, but he's in street has been called himself the goose. And he's been standing on one foot in new in these crane moves and making these goose sounds. So I don't know if this is the spilling over into real life but I'll tell you what I don't like this. This is like he gave himself as a nickname right now we're going to start to call them with goose and I don't like that one bit. You know he tells her one that he's Franko. Franco. The only one who says these things between breaks? Tommy just said that he people say that he looks like, Dave, Franco and then immediately when I question was like I'm actually I made that that's why I like to tell people that other people look like then you get. So fast when I when I push out like Italian him by yeah and then like two or three girls on twitter said then he's cute and he reads reads all of them every season, but he's smart making a reputation there. I've never seen someone celebrate like him. Think it's one of those things where people if you told people that they'd be like, what do you mean you just clap and you high five with your buddies but then you're like, well, look at these fifteen examples of Tommy smokes trying to. Trying to celebrate it's just Always. Before he's like. A. Weird Club and then you can see him looking around like, am I doing this? Right guys Embarrassing. Myself and then just. and His hands move so fast although I know I'm watching it's real life but it's like a camera that doesn't focus on the hands and they're just like moving faster speed. Yeah, the Matrix where like you start to move so fast that it's like slow. At. Tommy when he celebrating watch out, he's getting more fluid with two. He's moving his hips and shoulder it's. I'll tell you this when when Marty, hubs and big. Swath guys of the bunch, Yankee fans, I only when you got to win this half ring good because we throw his kids bone Yankee fans used to be like the spoiled like we have all guys that crew they deserve a little something else break awesome crumbs because they don't have much else. House barely. A trachea anymore I just just jokingly before I did that and I was like Oh, my God i Kinda hurt and if I got old speed one, you can see it in the video sorta like he realized what happens. Then he doesn't you would have been great if you just fell to his knees and just like. Just. Tommy, the boy is he is a special one. I. Think. That's about it. Do, we talk about? No, there's there's more news in the TIKTOK world. Big TIKTOK announcement There's a new show out there. It's with one of the cats and this forty five year. Old Dude. the odd couple. That's what they should fucking call it. Dave Bordoloi is is diving into the TIKTOK world. He's doing a podcast. With a with one of them I. AM hoping it's price all. Josh. Richard. Okay. We'll edit that out doing it with the King of Tiktok Josh Richards I. Don't know what to say man I mean that that I will dave can can talk with anybody. can't do is exercise with anybody. There's going to be more exercise videos. are fearless leader trouble because if if that went on for one more minute dislocated shoulder. Everyone else they're doing the lip synching and they're kind of like a would give me and was like de focused like, okay like let's let's give. Are we done yet? Are we done here and like please let's let's finish this first pass. You look very strong. I. Think you can tell any kind of. Ten seconds. Frame not twenty, five second one. The whole time that I was just thinking like. Put across earring in my ear I could be working behind Dave. Right there could be able dicker. Same Wiggle. Man to get. Was your forward. Yeah. A little more a little more I did cheekbones. Very. Good lip. You've probably got a move. You. If anything else. Hair. Let's top body. Trade. Tech. Straight Day rain as an era you would probably go for decent bucks on the black market. Oh Yeah. If we ever had I. Just talking about this on the rundown before. But once again, if we ever doing one of those like I would like market auctions like taking like you know next up. We have new merchandise number one, three, six, nine, hundred program from Indiana youth from Indiana. TROUBLE IN PRISON Like I think he'd be good in prison as long as you just embraced it be somebody's boyfriend yeah. Yeah Good head. I'd share it depends if I care. Yeah. Irv I just don't want to be there. No. But if I wanted. To tell you what boys this known has been off real. I Apologize. My comment was going to be the worst. Yes. This is going to be one of those like the Barcelona I was going to be KFC entrenched pass, but if you watch and you. Know what. Aren't they doing the? Yeah, I mean he's Very smart and it's a very funny video. But I I'm very excited to see the whole video of them at the Sway House I just want to see what was. Our discussion every week. You went to south by south. West. Cowboy. With their like. Yes. Just throwing him into those different worlds as it will be very funny. He said like we gotta get this new audience, which is true which is like should the forty five year old doing it? You know we have got Rio we have. You know we'll sasquatch. We have the young people who could probably do that nobody nobody's better than the king is better than days. Fish out of water, which is probably what's good. For Business. got. Doctrine. Yeah. I is a few months ago. They like the bean that's all. That's all they do the drum and the like. And they would go like. There is yeah and they have a they have cross. Dang leering like the faith George Michael did back in the day he invented that I know we tried to say like wiggle dickers- like why don't you go ride your bikes and like play basketball and do normal kids shouldn't it's like you know why? Because I can wiggle my Dick make millions of fuck chicks. Why Video, all those type of they have like fifty, million dollar all while frankly. I wish I can't wait for the video I really hope they were filming I'm sure they were and I hope we're not spoiling it but I gotTa tell the story. They were apparently getting getting a ride around town from Josh, Richards and they were in his three hundred and fifty thousand dollar Mercedes and he was going like a hundred and twenty-five and Frankie said that Dave was like. Almost. Threw up because certain nervous and getting motions. Cry. Mike Right. Now he's GonNa. PUKE. Puke, it could be tiers I don't know. It does. I'm not even act. which is like. You're not about that life man forty five, you can't be going. In the Lambeau or whatever with with eighteen year old. That's going to be special video screen and Hollister's that showing the beach. I bet those dudes are just like fucking like models on the. For Seven. Doesn't work out. We'll fall back on like that life. Shabby. Feel like such a dinosaur. I'm fat I'm ugly and I'm old no dowse. So that's it. After show an enormous shoutout to our boss, the boss of all bosses. Erica Nardini now on the board of the wwe she is only. The third woman ever on the board the other two when McMahon Stephanie. Mann. So she's the only non McMahon on the board actually that's not sure. There's someone else, but it's a better story if I'd say. Hands Up. But either way like queen like royalty at the wwe. Credible. Nothing at this company is. A every day, it's a new surprise a very cool surprise. I we'll say I don't know what board of directors do. I didn't I read the article to figure out what it meant and I just saw Stephanie McMahon and Michigan and say okay well, that's it. You're on the you're on whatever the board is doing its job you. Stopped by Erica's office to say congratulations and I was like I don't know what what you guys do. But congrats, and she was like we meet four times a year I make important decisions will want a Gig. Once every four years. I. would be thinking about that for a while. So to put it in perspective with though like I. Go in her office and we're talking about this monumental move and as we're doing it, we're trying to light a candle her office and it was one of those in in a in a jar and burned really low. So we're trying to get in there without burning our fingers it's not working. So we light a like an index on fire, and then we're trying to lay that way and that wasn't working and it burned down and at one point she was literally going. As she throws it in the air ashes flying everywhere. She stomping it out before the fucking road catches on fire and I was like. Board of directors of. This company on the board at the WWe Vince McMahon's dropping quotes about you and we almost burned the join down. That's it man. All right good ship boys feel like we. Said some things that are like illegal and forty eight. Liberal. No. Dick Might. Come on now but he he has a documentary. Really hope them right about this but I think he is notorious for like cutting a hole in A. Hammock. So people love him could like. Suck is put. Shit Shit. To. Research. The doctors, we're GONNA have to cut that. It's not true because that's getting sanely slanders. He's got the reputation where anything you tell me I'm gonNA believe Tyson Zone. Buckley John McAfee. Hammock. I believe it's in the dock. Documentary about him. Yeah, he would lay hammock and quote he used to make you shit in his mouth. According to read it. allegedly. Alleged everything we've said about John? mcnaughton alleged. Damn. Crisps. WHO FROM?

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The Babadook

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The Babadook

"Right now on Ear Wolf Jason Guest Stars on Hello from the magic tavern sweet prints fantasy who awakens from one hundred year sleep, and then he freaks out more fall at your wolf on social. Media. Happy Listening. The years two, thousand fourteen, and if it's in your ears and not in a book, you can't escape a podcast on Bob Talk. Hey everybody. Welcome to. On? School I'm. And I am Paul Scheer, and this is the podcast. We are trying to find the best movies of all time, and once we do we will launch them in to space. Seriously, amy we're launching these into space right? Absolutely space. Can you handle the barbeque? And to make sure that we are finding the best movies, we're trying to break down types of movies, genres right now, we're in the middle of our horror genre. We talked about Frankenstein last week, which has been acknowledged widely as one of the first big horror films, and now we're going to be pushing it up going all the way to twenty fourteen to talk about the Baba Duck, which is a movie that I really love so much so that amy I invested in a very special like go fund me Oetzi project that recreated the Baba Duck Book. Your haunted. Jewel not let it in the house June. My wife will not let that book in the House, she. Garage. It's a new garage, the garage. Which? Kind of in the in the theme of the Bobby Cook Is. For All intents and purposes are basement. So I don't know if it's out of the house entirely. So maybe we are haunted by the book. Is there a door from the garage to the house? No thankfully no. That I think you're safe you're safe. However every time you drive, I would look out. I want to mention that last week we went on twitch Amien and I and we talked to everybody about our last mini series, and you can actually check that out on which you can go to my website Paul Scheer Dot com, and you can see the linked to the twitch page or you can just go to twitch DOT TV slash Paul Scheer and you can see as we go through. All of the films that we talked about in our back to school section and really focused on listener comments and that was actually so much fun I. Think I'd like to get back there with you amy at one point in kind of again. Maybe not just the enemy series at maybe at you know certain types of movies come out big time to talk to everybody who listens to the show and have a very strong opinions. I man I mean if anything the the last five minutes of taught me, I should keep my I need to make sure that you're safe and alive. So yes. Video as much as we can. So let's get into it and let's On spool Boo Hoo. The years two, thousand fourteen Malaysia Airlines flight three seventy vanishes somewhere in the Indian. Ocean dozens of women come forward with rape allegations against bill cosby spending, a forty year period Michael Brown is killed by offering just three weeks after Eric Garner's murdered by the police protest turned violent in Ferguson Missouri where the Militarized Police Bring in tear gas and rubber bullets. A burgeoning global pandemic claims over five thousand human lives seems quaint. Now, headlines include stories about the ice bucket challenge, the fattening and Apple's acquisition of beats. By DRE, this year's popular films were Interstellar Guardians of the Galaxy John Wick gone girl and today's film the Baba Dot. Let's listen to a scene from the Bobby? Duck. A Amy. WHO's in it? What's it about? The barbeque, it is directed by Australian. Filmmaker Jennifer Kent and it stars Essie Davis in Noah Wiseman as a single mom named Leo and her six-year-old Son Sam. Now, the set up here is that Amelia's husband died as he was driving her to the hospital to give birth to Sam and now six years later she's still really lost in grief. She's really sleep-deprived. She still self care deprived when Sam starts building weapons and promising to protect her from a monster called the bubba Duke and the Bava Duke Lakes to knock loudly on walls and slip the family a book about how he's going to come in and Amelia is GonNa kill everyone even the dog. The public is a movie about loss and it's a movie about grief and it's a movie about the all consuming emotions of parenthood you know the good and the painful. Premiered at Sundance but it didn't hit theaters until may twenty, second two, thousand fourteen and when we take that in rewind it back the number one song on the billboard charts that we can is by one of our most treasured artists and treasured parents. The song is all of me and it is a love song that John Legend wrote for his wife Chrissy Teigen. So let's just take a second them both small right now. To you. Even. THEM WHEN You Own. The. Henry you can me. I like that song. Really Pretty silent remember. Very. Connected to everyone. I. Love when I heard that song. That's lovely. You know I hope I. Hope You just start singing it. Everywhere you go. Paul. Well for such an upbeat song, this movie is really. Like you said a movie about grief and I love this film, and on this watch I saw the female so much more clearly than I did the first time because I think like all great horror films it can work on two levels and we talked about this in the shining back in the day this idea of you can just watch it as ruth scary and creepy and it's up. Possessions, Creepy Monster, but it's doing so much more underneath the surface and I think this movie right from the get go is so beautifully elegant like the way it opens where you understand exactly where this character is of the mother you see the car crash it gives you so much information wordlessly and it's so beautiful. I. I mean I just WanNa take a moment to talk about that opening sequence. Yeah actually went to play that audio of that because not only are we getting these amazing dream like surrealistic surrounded in black visuals of of the mother ourself of s Davis as Amelia even the sound is letting us know from the beginning. This is a mother who's really disengaged and she's disengaged from her son. You're the way that you hear auditory how he can't even get through to her. Again. You talking about sound design. It was another thing that I noticed in this film. There's a section in the film kind of later in the movie where the mom is hiding away from her son and it sounds like he's underwater and that. Idea and this the way that you can kind of get into a character's head space through sound design is so prevalent in horror. We talked last week about how Frankenstein. In this first harvey really was innovative in the way that they use sound and again, put you inside the coffin did those. Things with thunder to make it sound more intimidating and bold. So I love how from the beginning to now it's continually evolving and making it I mean I think one of the tenants of a great horror film? I love that you just brought up that parallel because I hadn't even thought about this I I wanted to say like my my background with the Bobby Duke I saw this film when it premiered at Sundance, and there's kind of this thing that happens every Sunday when like an indie horror foam comes out and everybody I know it's an especially because I like hanging out with the creepiest who love the Midnight movies at Sundance go nuts like it's the scariest thing I've ever seen all my God. You have to see it that happened with the witch that happened with hereditary in that happened with the Baba in every time I go and everybody's built it up so much sundance that I'm like it's okay. It's fine like I was very underwhelmed with all three of those films the first time I watched them. Go back and rewatch the bobby. Duke again was every I really needed that I needed a second round with the Bobby Duck Duck, duck? Yeah. As I was reading into it. I hadn't realized this, but Jennifer can herself the director talked a Lot In. The press at the time about how influenced she was. Like Frankenstein from the Frankenstein era she said that when she was coming together with the look of the film and the style she was looking at German expressionism, which was a major touchstone for the Frankenstein film you know the kind of Exaggerated shadows the crooked banisters, the tactile feel of early horror films was you can definitely see that in the film one of those nights where she's up late watching TV. She's watching these beano i. felt they were German expressionism films. It felt to me like I was watching him Murnau film in what she was watching. Yeah I've been there is that feeling like these are a little bit earlier she's making nods to me as WHO's one of my absolute? and. We've talked about as you and I when we were talking about magic in films, Camellias came out of a theatrical magic background. So, the idea that she's Touching out to filmmakers as magicians having a son, play a character who wants to be a magician in this film you having posters of Thurston the famous magician in the background. There's this old fashioned streak to it. I. Don't think I had completely appreciated. The first time I watched it i. mean she said that you know she really loves early horror because she found it really artful creepy and move than and moving as works of art and I was thinking Gosh I mean even the film itself the Bobby Dick is so D-. Saturated at parts of it even looks a little bit black and white. Yeah absolutely. I think what I love about this film and there are many parts to it, but it is a throwback in the sense that everything that you see on camera was done in camera. There's no CGI you know everything was done with practical effects and I'm a big believer that. That makes horror that much more visceral right because it seems like he's actually. happening or there's something about. Seeing a shadow evolve into something else that doesn't look like it's been computer generated. That makes me a little bit more freighter unnerved. I feel the same way I mean when I think about what really freaks out in horror films it's almost always something that feels tangible either you know physically tangible the way the Bob looks here the the way that booklets when the book shows up and it's all torn and together and like glue back that's scary to me than seeing like ninety animated lizards I'm like whatever. The. MOUTH MOUTH LIKE I don't care were. Cockroaches yeah. I just need ten cockroaches and it's way more effective than a floor full of. No. You're right. Like I actually just had to watch this Clive Barker movie. Adaptation of Barker's books of blood this. Last week which. Blog but like in that movie, somebody throws up of volcano of cockroaches and it's like, yeah, give me one just. Six little legs in two and ten, and I will lose my mind. Jim Vampires. That's I. Think one of the scariest movies is still Arachnophobia like one little Oh. Yeah. Terrified that movie needs a bit of a rewatch because I remember that being incredibly. Frightening to me as a child that was more terrifying than Johnny in many ways, and also just the title of this together I mean didn't you think the bother duke speaking of great sound design that the monster itself kind of sounds like an insect it what she's And you see him climb in I was like it's a it's a Baba bug. Yes. No I it it felt like a swarm of. Roaches or yeah of flies. It had that sense of it like that sound effect is always so unnerving to me in a horror film when you're opening a box, maybe there's a head in there and you hear the Zing, there's just A. There's just something about this wishy swamy buzzing. Great sound design, and even open up more about sound designed to You know there's a lot of sound effects from video games in this movie. Like there's a sound craft from warcraft to Yeah Oh? Yeah. It was the effect was a calling response of the dragons in this in this game right and there's also like a scream that she took from Toro from mortal Kombat three, which is Nineteen ninety-five game. Yeah and they even vocal sample of the opening cinematic of the playstation one game resident evil and they put that multiple times in during the final confrontation. Yeah. A lot of these effects are low fi I love it and I don't think I realized just hell low budget. This film was I didn't even realize that of the two point, five, million dollars it cost thirty thousand of it was raised via kickstarter. And of that money almost all that was put towards the art department and You know this movie is really I don't know like a Labor of love in many ways. The history of this movie and what Jennifer Kent did to push it into fruition. I mean it goes back almost a decade. You know she I started thinking about this story in the early two thousands she had a friend who was a mom and she said that one of her mom one of her mom friends Jennifer can't by the way his autumn herself but one of her friends had a kid who is being stalked by a monster into the mom decided that the way she's going to deal with it was she was going to pretend to be the monsters friend to try to like triangulate the situation and that's mean girls kind of. A brilliant. I think but Jennifer can't really love that idea and so because she loved the idea so much she made a short in two thousand five called monster. That was a lot of this part in this plot point like a mom sees that her kid is really afraid the kid in that movie is more into like nights in swords and. In his the thing that he's really freaked out about I think a little bit more like a fragile stuffed animal actually here we could even listen to a clip of monster. It's just a dull. I'm sorry that. Says GonNA. Eight. Me Off. stored. I watched monster last night because it's on the. Tunes. If you buy it on Itunes, they have the short film and it was really interesting to watch. I thought the mom was kind of freaked out by this stuff doll and she originally throws it into the closet. After the the the child is playing with it. You know in stabbing it and then it comes to life in many respects the short. It's ten minutes. So obviously, it's not as complex, but it is. A much simpler idea like. This creature coming to life or this doll coming to life it doesn't have any of the weight that this film has which I think makes us film transcend. For lack of a better example like Schalke child's play. There will be no hate of Chucky on this. No, I love Chucky. I mean even that Short there, you see that the weight of dealing with the monster is on the mom your mom has to kind of mom it into behaving, and then she feeds milk, which is a little less scary than bugs. You know old Milka. Scary. But yeah, I appreciate just even the basic setup of this because I think we see a lot of horror films where it's like I'm a little child and there's a scary monster N. either it's like fully onto the child just being freaked out all the time and tiptoeing around or the child just being can I be honest like kind of a naive? Dummy like Oh. This creepy goal is my best friend is the parents are like oh? That's interesting. Isn't and it's like, yeah, it's a creepy cool I. Love Him and you're like kid together creepy goals are not your friends the here she really does shift lead over to them in the kid does something I find more interesting which is the kid is neither like terrified of the Baba. Like. Oh, I'm just a quivering thing protect. Or a dummy. The kid is like I'm going to protect my mom like the kid be tries to frame himself as the hero in this I mean in a Lotta ways. This movie is sort of home alone with monsters, the king creating traps, and being like I'm going to battle you I'm creating DART guns I'm creating catapults. Well, I would argue that the the child's storyline is the be story of this film and and to go back. The short film for a second one of the things that she did take was this idea of the mother. Protecting her son by being bigger and louder if a car with to roll over her son, she get pick up overhead because mothers have this unnatural strength whenever their child is in danger and that, and the end of that short definitely embraces that idea like she faces this demon and is not afraid and she's not afraid because she's protecting her son and that's how the film itself ends. and. The film really is tracking the MOMS journey and I think what you just described the kids journey. That's almost a different movie because I'm watching this very much from the mom's perspective and what they do in this film. They're dealing with three things. Really, really effectively in each of those things. So incredibly exhausting and I'll just go through it and love to hear what you think. First of all lack of sleep. Any parent that has a child that is probably under ten understands. This idea of being completely sleep deprived and how that makes you feel and I love the way they they convey sleep in this. Felt like you see it happen under the covers it's moving too quickly. It's like the only time in her day that is moving fast and and and I know I can't get that all across respect changing the light like as down the late changes and she's awake again. Yes. There are so many things about sleep and sleep deprivation that I. I as a parent and as apparent in pandemic there these things that I missed oh I feel this. So cleanly and clearly, I talked about earlier about the sound design of hearing the kid as if he's underwater when he's by her bed, just wanting her to get up. I, recognize an I appreciate that and that's such a battle of being a parent like you have to always be present you can't sleep and you can't take a day off. And then. You just talk about being apparent right in the end what is to be not only apparent but a single parent and I think when this movie starts this kid's a Dick I. Don't like this kid I actually grow to like this kid as the film goes on, but he is unnerving to me like though the the tone of his voice, the way that he screams the way that he cries the way enters. Into scenes you are fully in this woman's body and you're like I'm tensing up Formiga shut up to shut the fuck up and it's because it's so at a fever pitch and I think it's something that people don't talk about that much about being apparently last night when I watched this movie, I think identified it with it greatly because I had a day where also is coming off of my kids as being. Like I love my kids. They're the best in my life. They've made me a better person but yesterday are annoying the shit out of me and it was like a it took me forever to get them to bed and got them the bed and took me and another our cat to keep them in bed and as I go and when I watch US movie everything that I was feeling was articulated in this moment and I think you know it's such a hard thing to convey on film because. You don't want her to be unlikable but yet you see her just overwhelmed by the emotions and dealing with this kid because kids don't even I mean is he is he not in her mind it's just disrupting her equilibrium, right? Like like, yeah, I mean how did you feel about him when you first met him? Kid has this crazy kind of cockeyed look right he's sort of Klaus Kinski or honestly reminded me a bit of Malcolm McDowell in. Yes. Yet there's a Malcolm McDowell and this energy to him like that kid is a drug like that. He could do anything. He's kind of part drew and part the Omen Kid Right? He has that kind of look I was I kept on thinking the young angus young from ACDC I. Don't know why that images Gabon popping in my head, but he had the similar I guess we meet schoolboy. Outfit. And by the way I mean the actor here no a wise man like he was discovered to do this film during his first week in Everett at acting class like he was our in new his mom was a psychologist. He had just started going to acting glass and the she just boom. She'd seen a bunch of kids and when she saw no issues, she was like this kid is special. We were very very delicate. We've known the most beautiful child really innocent and in these world. And very happy to Matt Matt believe and Gen Sir but he's auditioning was. She's like. You've got to. Sneak into this place in and she said he was on Eqe who went and he was Unin kid who hadn't found a king. An Imaginary K. and. Door. Locked it behind him. So, he was very available to go into a place of play and make believe. And what I really appreciate to just by the way with Jennifer Kent is she didn't subject this kid to all the darkness she wanted to protect him and not destroy his child at. So she shot it in ways where he wasn't onset four, all the awfulness that the mom doesn't when you got these reactions of him being upset, it was basically the director or the actress. Off Camera. Going I'm taking away all your legos. You know it was. It was still. A tension-filled but less. Like. Go, home and have nightmares. So I I do appreciate that. I. Think that's responsible directing children. It's true although I feel bad for the adult stand in as as the child I made this adult be on his knees, and then as he Davis would just yell at this man on his knees. So that's a that's a really hard day. That's really our day. I think apparently she just told. I think apparently, Jennifer can't just told no at this was a film about the power of love. which I can just really true restrooms sweet way of playing his whole part like I'm going to protect my mother. Love, but I want a different movie. Yeah he is in a different movie. Your as as a parent parenting in pandemic I, mean the way that she shoots the fact that the kid is always touching her I think any time of me feeling claustrophobic anyways I could imagine how claustrophobic the shots she gets really capture. How how intertwined these two people are you know him touching her hear him grabbing her their like their feet the way she see she shows their bodies in these up-close quick quick quick cuts at the beginning. Yes and even not having kids I was like nobody get near me right now. She makes you feel. So physically sweaty claustrophobic. You really need something that I thought again she captured that. So incredibly unique first of all and even gotten to my third point that assuming that I think that she pulls in here but the idea that. You know the touch of a child is one of the best things hug them kiss them. But when you are not feeling it or when you are sleeping with them and I think her reasoning for this touch is different but I will say like last night I was asleep when my kids got into my bed and I was I looked at him and I was so happy he was there for a second even though I don't love them in our bed but I was looked at him and I went back to sleep, and then about an hour later I woke up because he just slammed his head into mine and. Like literally like head bought me and there are these moments where. Like like I was trying to do something yesterday in the house and just literally tugging at me and touching the enough enough enough because they don't know those boundaries every touches good radio as long as they're not hurting you and I think she captured that idea of sleeping with a child really wonderful but I think what she's really trying to do. Is Show this other thing that I wanNA talk about which is a grief and she hasn't been touched by anybody else. So it's also this other thing of who's touching her ch-. Her husband is dead and her child is touching your and but they're in bed. So this feeling that she used to have embedded doesn't feel the right way anymore they it's wrestling with that. So yes, you had that thing of apparent like, oh Yes just give me my space give me a moment to decompress i. don't want to sound like a terrible parent. I'm saying these are moments that you have in in the life of apparent in the lifespan of apparent I've had these Parents. Listening to this is nodding with you, right. Like and then I think she's adding onto that and that's why I think this movie is so fucking effective the idea of grief and this grief it's like it's grief. It's being a single parent. It's there. So many things at play here. And, she can't even really understand what it is and I think as you get to the end of the movie, you see them literally touching each other and being together because they not only have gone through this thing but. I think the whole idea the film is you can't. Hide Grief Right you can't keep grief at bay to experience it. You need to name it and you need to embrace how it has painted you and i. feel like what this mom does in the beginning is the house very closed off. We don't talk about what happened. We really only learn what happened verbally at the very end of the film when the two teachers are there and they explain, oh, it happened while she was pregnant it happened on the day he was born and this has been going on like the name it and as they name at the houses brighter, they go outside it looks like a whole different lighting. It's like, but she can't even have a relationship with him. Until she names her grief and. It's so interesting how? You know I, think that you try to keep things from your child like I don't WanNa, bring them down that path. I don't want to open myself to them, but she finds that she opens herself. She can actually allow him in and I think that that's the transition that we see the kid that kid becomes way less annoying at the end because she's actually opened herself to him and his touch and his presence and I. I believe that the way that we seem in the beginning is through her eyes and then at the way he is at the end is more her the way he actually is xanax sense I know there's a lot but. Yeah, her her loneliness for adult companionship I think really pops out and I like how? Jennifer Ken Laird Really Early Ito before we even have like the total nightmare of the Baba Dick showing up when you have those scenes of just her alone watching TV in everything on TV you know early on is something reminding her that she is alone you know. Ninety. Tonnes. The doctor, harder. To. A. The dark horrible joke that. Even when she's like, I'm going to take a couple of minutes to myself. I'm GonNa, treat myself like an adult and she takes her vibrator and she goes up to her bedroom that the kid burstyn right there too. I mean, it's really you're you feel her desperation to just have a little bit of an actual grown up adult with grownup needs like you. You sense a mother just giving everything. To the child in her life and feeling like she has nothing left like absolutely nothing belongs to her God bless single parents honestly like, I, I think of that often like. So, hard to be. Apparent and it's so extremely hard to be a single parent. I. You know my mom was divorced for periods of time as I was growing up. My Dad was in my life a lot but. I spent a period of time whereas spending a Lotta time with one parent or the other and and now as a parent I realize. The relief that you get even if you are in the moment not getting along with your partner, but the relief that you get, you can kind of. Check out I gotta take time out and she doesn't have it and and so we're dealing with all that pressure and then the grief I mean this Baba Book Is. I mean I think the bobby is grief. I think the Baba Duck I mean I'm sure not saying anything bizarre. That's probably what most people think but it's like this idea of of of. Of this monster that is literally going to kill you your relationship with your son. It is going to destroy everything if it's not named acknowledged and she doesn't want to acknowledge it, she doesn't want to name it. She doesn't want to do is running from it. I mean, it's so so powerful to me. Yeah I mean we? We talk about like. Excesses. Roman. Possession movies as demons coming but the idea that grief is this demon whose knocking at her door who if he does take care of take take control of her entire body she will do things that you can be pushed to a state of loneliness of despair I. Mean What we see happen to her character throughout this movie she's been. Not Great for six years but she's been alive. Her Kid is still alive. Young is still alive and then to see her go through another thing that feels so relatable. Can't go to school anymore kid has to be home with her her sister, her her one support network that she has outside of of her husband who died is now stunning her in like my daughter doesn't want you around. We don't want them coming to the party you weird judging her as a mother. The neighbor who I think has been really kind and as much as she can be she's still just a neighbor at the end of the day even though I respect it like one of the things that he tries to do and his bongos because he's he's like twice to call her he's like I just need some sort of adult help that the mother isn't getting the mothers just becoming increasingly increasingly alone even when she goes to the doctor. And she tries to really clearly just say what she needs. If she needs to sleep, you can hear in this clip like the judgement she is receiving and our complete isolation is is wrenching. He's obviously suffering a high level of anxiety very to the monster theory that understatement. Children's see monsters. He's And it's getting worse. He's becoming aggressive. Psychiatrist I can refer you. Takes a few weeks to get in. Can You Just give me some infant out just. To make him sleep. Just until. Just, until we get an appointment. Spent two weeks and. Neither smu. When we go home tonight, this all started up again and I'm really. Coping. So yeah. The idea that a creepy book shows up right at this moment when she is most raw invulnerable and end without any sort of support network and that this creepy book could. Basically turned her into the kind of monster that she sees on the news police say the woman used a kitchen knife to stab her son his body was found in their basement the woman later attacked officers with a knife. Drew. Their guns and shot her to death. Little is known about the tragedy but neighbors say the boy was celebrating his birthday today he adjusts. By the way Jennifer she said when she was writing this movie that there was a case in Australia where men were stuck on traffic on a high bridge and something about being stuck on traffic on his bridge with his five year old daughter he just ended up snapping and he got into the car he grabbed his and he threw her off the bridge and she died in Jennifer Kent, said, you know this story was all over the the Australian news but something in her said Gosh, you've really needed to know what pushed that man to this point because he was human into what made him a monster in that moment? Now is the absolute best time to get hooked on a new obsession to get hooked on stories that speak to you. 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I WanNa, talk about one of the things you mentioned in that section which was. Yes. Her sister's Kinda banding her her doctor is judging her but also her job right her job is to take care of people who are essentially at the same stage of life that her son is right. They need a protector they need someone to give them food. They need someone to literally take care of every need a senior citizen. You know you come into this world as a child and I think you leave this world as a child if you're lucky enough to live a long enough life and the fact that her book ends of her day are just like that one shot of her just eating an ice cream cone is so. Like it's a moment that she's just she's needs to be taken care of she needs something right? You know she's isolated in every way that birthday party the way they shoot it like those the all the mothers look alike on the one side of the table and they're on the other side of the table I'm boy by the way blow away. This movie has been remade I i. feel like let the right one in like they remade it immediately as an American film. I. Like I don't think you need to but it's such. It's ripe just to be like okay. Well, let's do this in Scottsdale Arizona but. Esther by the way I think the American remake of that movie is better than the Swedish one and I will stand by that until the day I, Die ooh interesting I think I'll fight you on that one but. I don't have enough at my disposal right now, but it will say I think the thing that I'm American films don't do as well and probably the reason why this movie hasn't been. Done is because they don't think we examine our grief that much I don't think that we really embrace it. I think one of the beautiful things of I may destroy that Michaela coal shows on HBO was dealing with grief and the effects of a trauma, and obviously that's much more in a sexual nature but it's the same idea that we don't sit with it and how uncomfortable that. Is and how lonely it is because I often think and I know that you and I have both been through. You know obviously dark times. We've all been everyone listened to the show's been through, but there is that point. I. Think especially when you lose a parent and I have not lost a parent but I've been with someone who lost a parent where people stop asking you how are you right and it's as if oh, it's over you. You know we gave you your you know month or two months or whatever year whatever has been societies dictates as the time to ask, and now we just assume everything is fine and that to me is always an incredibly isolating time like I remember how much. June appreciated people saying to her like how are you doing like? You know it's yes it's four months later. But how how are you like you know and cause grief doesn't go away it's not like you can get through grief you manage grief right and and and I love that idea to see she literally. Is isolated because no one's even trying to reach out to no one's even acknowledging Oh, you may be feeling this. It's like no no your mom we're going on everything's normal everything's great. Not Seeing her for what she's dealing with. Yeah. That's that's that's incredibly true I. Mean I lost. My Dad, my senior year of college. And so I think especially people that there have lost a parent younger than most people in your age group lose them people your age don't even know how to ask you how you're doing they. They don't they are like me. She just doesn't want to talk about it. It's a really long time ever realizing from that point on When my friends and I lost parents I felt like, okay. I know how to be the well like the the welcoming committee to the dead Barron's Club is kind. But I you need a spirit walker who has been there like okay. I. We can go through this together because it's an incredibly is located I've seen that firsthand obviously not live through it but lived closely through it and And that I mean this is why. I want to talk about this movie nonstop because it is what? Like what other film? Is this layer, right like there's there's other great films where you're seeing people have an emotional breaks I think that hereditary has interesting similarities, right? Because it is dealing with grief. This movie I think is so compact and so kind of brilliant in its simplicity but it deals these. You know what it is like to be a single parent what is like to deal with grief what it is to just To. Be alone isolated there's so much here but yet it's incredibly entertaining it doesn't leave you incredibly depressed. There's something about it. That's still thrilling and fun. You can step back from all of this and just be I'm enjoying joins movie. It's a great fun ride. No it's true and actually I'm realizing this episode is coming out the day after like my own personal holiday, which is dad's Day It's my dad's birthday and it's also my best friend's Dad's birthday and we both lost our dads and so Happy Dad's Day I just wanted to. Because you for me. I've had to learn how to process grief by approaching ahead on creating. Days and ceremonies that I still honor in honor of my dad because that's how had learned of us. The process emotions is. You know not to run away from it but by using the Times in the memories that show up as well. As excuses to think positive things about the person who lived into to thank them for everything they've brought into the world. But. Yeah. But yeah, we're watching a familiar. Mutiple? Yeah. WHO's learning how to do that which? She don't know. You know you're really fumbling. Without getting onto all the details, I have a family friend who lost her two children and Yeah it's really terrible. Awful I mean it's really I. Mean those words don't even do it justice honestly and. And she was going back to work and reached out to June and said look. Can you let people know that? Yes, this is a part of me but I also when I'm there when I'm on set, I might talk about my children and and it's okay like I want you to engage me in this I want you to be because it's Part of my. You know grieving doesn't mean that you put it in a box and you put it away it is. It is a part of your life and it's there and it's not talking about that day but it's talking about the general sense like these people live and we have to celebrate. The people that we've lost and have to do that through the way that we speak about them the way that we remember them in the way that we celebrate their days and take a moment of reflection on special days and That's what I really love about the end I feel like there's a relief in the end when they're sitting on that couch and just sing. Yeah. My my mom was in a car accident on the day I was born and this is. Celebrated like they're. Opening up themselves and you can see other people are uncomfortable but it's like, but everything around them is light it's like. I don't know it's a hard thing to understand but I think people who grieve. There's a freedom and and saying, no, I. This is this is where I'm at like. So many people are afraid of that. Now you're right that puts such a lovely spin on the fact that this kid cannot stop himself from say whatever the absolute truth is that this is who always says the truth because you're right like. Be Thinking about your friend. Thank you. Bye Man experienced. You think about other people talked about about there's When you're not allowed to mention your grief around people because it makes them uncomfortable. That's the second death. You because you're double alone. It's. As annoying as I think, this kid can be purpose at the beginning of this film that he is the one who's always willing to open his mouth and say, this is what's happening. This is what's going on my mother's also drugging me can we talk about this? Yeah he he doesn't know anything better. He doesn't know what the society's norms are right which is we don't talk about this and and I. Think you know he's also I look at it and they go. He's Annoying I mean, and that's you know I'm using that in a harsh way but. But he's annoying because he is using his voice. He's loud whether it's crying whether you know like when she reads in the book, he's wailing when he pushes the girl like he's literally. Calling out for help and then he is. Figuratively calling out for help by getting into these situations that forces his mom into all right now, you have to be with me. Now you have to travel with me. Now you can have your babysitter now have to do. Like he is. Pushing through this. This wall that she's created which I think is functional but not. Not something that can last right it's it will break down she will break down she will go insane she will lose him and I think that that movie is about you know her grip on reality is she losing herself? She is playing it as a mom and as a fucking horror monster to theme timely you see both things fighting. And I and that performance from her is. Believable because I'm like, oh I, see the mom here and I also see. I mean I. I'm even taking the bobby duck out of it because I'm like, fuck the bobby, the grief monster is like it's like they're they're the same. As I love about the end is that she needs to go down and have a moment with grief. She lets them know that she's doing but like she's also having these Mo, she's dealing with her grief. It's beautiful I mean yeah. No it's true. I mean Essie. Davis like. Jennifer can I had known her for a really long time? He Jennifer can her arc was at she had wanted to be an actress herself. So she met se when they were both studying acting at the national dramatic art in Sydney and so I like that she she knew her. She knew this woman was and she knew what she could bring out of her and. She said that one of the problems that she had in her early drafts of the script was that the character of Amelia shot was too good. She was just like good mother in that she kept trying to mess up the Amelia character more and more like trying to make her lime or she didn't want her to be so likable that she said, you know one of the things you can really do in the horror genre is you can create flawed characters. Try to mess up even just the visual when I think about that character I think about the fact that like she has this kind of wild curly hair that's unhinged she doesn't look. Like except when she kind of toggles back at the end and over here's magically curled and now she's fine but letting her be you know such a Pale drawn, letting go to dark places in the way that she screams at her son in that one scene Oh we have to listen to that. It'll take. Waiting Self. You don't know how many times I wished it was you not him died I just Want you to be the. Sometimes. I just want to smash your head against the recall until your. Brains out. The epic nature of that performance in that moment you contrasted with. How small and when she can seem at times the range that she shows. Of of large to small of pushed to near invisibility and then. Kind of enjoying the power of age. You it's. It's an operatic performance and also I just have to say about that that spent scream that yell that she's doing right there about bone horrible she's getting is kind of wonderful to watch this sort of horror film where people are scared of your protagonist. It's not your protagonist tiptoeing around but do I other people lean back like you've been with this character and now this character is terrifying people. Yes. Really good emotional turn. Well again, going to the point that the boy is the be plot right like in an American horror film making a generalization in a normal. Make General. Yes, the the you would be seeing this through the boys is all my gosh my mom's was scared. We are watching it through her is I would say primarily. We're so it is so well done and. I wanted to clip of Jennifer Ken talking about not playing into the horror tropes. It is a horror film absolutely but this is a horror film like the shining is it is more about an internal. Breakdown I think the shining. Kubrick tapped into this is why I can't speak to the books. I didn't read the book, but there is something. About isolation and Improvised. Again. A father dealing with these issues and I feel like the way Kubrick made that film. I don't think it's as adept as this film. So. Gotten there say that visually it's very different but. It but it is harmful and that level right. So listen to this Jennifer can talking about how she didn't plan to her trump's love hard I've loved her since I was a kid. So I know all those trucks very well but I certainly didn't feel in by them. I didn't feel like I had to be a good horror film Anka and make a film that horror fans would like you know. With all due respect him I really didn't K-. I just needed to tell the story in the best way possible So yeah, maybe that's what makes it a little bit different. Which I love I love not making a genre film. You can use the elements of genre without having to be like, did I check this box in that box in this box? Really and yet there's movie also get the blessing of. William Frequent. Exercises says who told people I have never seen a more terrifying film and he said he was terrified of it even though he only watch the bobby on his ipad with headphones. He tweeted out the sign he said Psycho Alien Di leak and now the Bobby Doc. I I love that and by the way Stephen King, the same way said I mean Stephen King's reviews stick take a little bit more. Deeply. Disturbing and highly recommend. But let's be the that about Stephen. King though that he's like I want to take care of the younger filmmakers I know you I. You? We've talked a lot about thematically what's going on I? Think we'd be doing the film a great disservice if we don't talk about the Baba Duck as a creature It beautifully designed and. You know in very much the jaws sense of the creature design we see glimpses we we see it through the book. The book is unreal, and like I said I, have this this remake of the book and it really is incredibly unique in a and gorgeous. But I wanted to talk about this this horror creature. Jaws this is our everything in and it is well done. So I don't WanNa diminish that at all, and that's why I think this movie works really well, just being like, oh, here's this crazy guy in a top hat and we're going to watch this insane is going to get possessed like I like that. It can still have this character people dress up as at Halloween. Oh I yes. The entry point to this film is still right in front. I will confess I. Don't find the Look of the Bobby Doc himself that scary. Okay. He does sort of look goofy guy at a top hat to me but I find the book really scary. The scratchiness of the illustrations and the creepy crawly rhymes. Terrifying if it's in a word or it's a look. You can't get rid of the Potomac. If. You're a really clever one and you know what it is to see. Then, you can make friends with a special one, a friend of you and me. His name is Mr Public took. And this is his book. A rumbling sound thin three shop knocks. About by took. Look. That's when you know he's around. You'll see him if you look the activity of the pop up and he waves behind the ball so small and so creepy I love all that. He kind of looks a bit like the Bobby Doc right the same mouth with. Many, teeth will it's interesting. The BUBBA duck is like me is sexless in a way like it's neither male or female to me I mean I guess. I don't know like makeup Abraham Lincoln. I think the top hat probably. I I. Think I think the top hat and the way the book his dressed. Might you know gender is the Bob Duck but at the same time I, guess it could be like Marlene. Dietrich, it feels more fluid than that. I don't know why. I like at least that's my taking and I mean a no and I'd love to get into a second. We know this this movie has been kind of embraced by the LGBTQ I community in a major way I want to talk about that. But that's at least my reading of it and I felt that before I knew that this character became a gay icon. Let me there is a big goofy about it. Right I mean Baba took as a name I find that scary in fact, I almost think that that's part of its evil charm is it's like The Bobby. Duke. So she tries to talk to anybody about me. She's going to sound even crazier because it's just such a dumb name is. An anagram of a bad book. Okay because the theory I heard was that Bob Addict was inspired by Borge this Serbian word for Boogeyman. Wasting at I. Pronounce that, Right. Let's. Let's go to the free translation DOT COM pronunciation. About Baba but. I mean look like that's the other thing like this I love the bobby duck named there is something. So It feels. Faren in it feels magical and mystical and thing golly like I don't know that name is you know there's something about it it. It looks like a duck like if you show that to me out. So yeah, bobby it works for that thing like the way the fingers and the way it stands. A really really great. Yeah I. Mean there are watching those. There are like ninety million bobby look makeup tutorials online. Some of them are really good. So if you just want to learn how to be addict yourself for a Halloween just to scare yourself just to be like the living embodiment of what is it a kitty dippled tweet or she's like I'm in this living room drinking wine being the barbeque that's. So. Easy to do I mean you could really make yourself look easy easily but yet I think it starts about two years after the bubble comes out that people start being is the Bob. Clark in LGBTQ ICON The New Yorker at a really funny piece where they pointed out that the things the barbeque says like I'll make you a bit the more you deny the stronger I get just lady Gaga Lyrics. That's really funny. I mean I I always thought that the idea with the whole reason why I even got into the conversation was because net flicks mislabeled it. Did. You know that? Yes, I was. Yeah. Net flicks, put it under their like put it under. Their LGBT movies like so I think people are maybe people just watch like I. Wonder Okay and it it kind of outside of it, sir. In like, it's like, Oh, magic if I joe dirt that David Spade movie got put in lgbt all of a sudden up. Now we're just up joe dirt but I, wonder if like the idea of by putting it there, then you're able to kind of. Put some meaning to it. That may not been there because we just talked a lot about what I think it does represent, but I love that people found a fully new. Voice to like you said the Lady Gaga lyrics well yeah. I. Mean There's a journalist John Paul Bremer. He said that hunting a small white family an Australian suburb is a radical act in the Baba did that we I mean ever the Buddha himself says he's an LGBTQ I can the. At the premiere of drag race from the movie, right? Ask yes and why are you become a gay icon? Yes, I came out not too long ago. I did now you're so nice in the movie. Well no nights because I didn't come out yet it's very upset a very dark place. So are your changed Bob Reduced. Now I'm very happy with my life. Open they. Care at the drag race bonaly. All right. So this is your first pride. Then it is basically yes, congratulations. Thank you so much. I'm having a great time. All right well, and there was this Canadian, a broadcast, the weekend of pride in Toronto that was all about trying to understand the barbeque power SAVEDRA has become the unofficial two, thousand and seventeen icon. For Pride Month and fans are loving it pride month started and I think we I saw in the states with Dick Popping up at different festivals south of the border. So we definitely I think expect some representation Canadian prides this weekend and and going into the summer. So how did everyone become the hooked I think the do felt isolated and alone In the Lgbtq community and folks feel isolated and they feel different and they feel other I think do really represents the different and I think the the representation of being treated different as something that people have caught onto with the voice that the Barber Duke has the way that it presents itself has really caught on with people have celebrating that difference the community has grabbed onto this concept because they want to celebrate the identity celebrate the fact that they feel different than other and the barbecue gives you that it gives you that ability to celebrate you as an individual unique person. So don't be. If you see the Babba joke at a pride parade near you more at enough with those puns. I. I I will say that Ito. It's interesting because a lot of that interpretation is the Baba Duck needs to be let in and and in many respects here let me just be devil's advocate because I will say that I. See differently in the sense that. It's a mom, puts the Baba back in the basement to control it. It's like you can't live in the world you must live here. You are going to be chained here. You can be alive here and I will deal with you but I'll do you on my own terms. So I. Appreciate. I appreciate that it is a gay icon. I. Think when you look at the film, it's a little tough for me to kind of Parse out how the story of the film reflects that. But if you take the book out and you say like the Bobby Duck is a general. I. Love that idea like you have to give and I think this is where people responding to you have to give voice to marginalized people and and I would argue as we talked about earlier emotions, right? That's actually the thing that I like about as far as what it says in in the LGBTQ plus culture, which is like that we must give it voice. We must bring it into the daylight and when we bring it into the daylight and we incorporated into our life. We are only better for it and that to me is awesome. Even the movie doesn't totally reflect that pattern because he is. Kept in the basement but. I will say that I love that idea that when you shine a light on something when you when you bring it in, you are only better for it and I think that the more we respect an open our eyes to different people and problems and and lifestyles and beliefs. The better we are as a society so that all thumbs up on just have a hard time kind of parsing it out. Phonetically to the phone. Well Touche. But you will never get the image of the buback. Meeting the guys from clear eye for the straight guy. Episode of robot chicken out of my long black fingernail hands the person who Lives in Australia in a single mom's basement bob is the closet and recluse with a pension for steam punk acute claim all who isn't sure how to present on the rural Australian dating thing. Putra. I'm horny already Bob. We are here to take you to the next level. Doyle just because you're living in the basement, doesn't mean you need to live in the closet we have got to get you off the earthworm diet and no one wants a boy without a bed frame. You. Babe you're literally going to be swimming and boys I'm just going to give you a bit of a trim here and you're gonNA feel like a brand new. Let ever you are I love it. I'm into it. All right. So could by the all keep saying over and over again is just bring me the boy. I love it. I also love. As its film has grown in our culture and obviously in ways that Jennifer Kent probably never even imagined she is definitively said, she will never allow a sequel to be made and I love that and I think that is the saving grace of this film because when you have a character like this, I'm sure there are plenty of people and maybe this is the reason why there hasn't been an American remake because she is allowing it to be what it is. The one singular idea and everybody else can do whatever they want with it. But I, I like that it is only the way that she wants it to be done. That's that's really that's awesome. Agreed and also Jennifer has a lot more horrifying stories that she can tell I. Don't know if you saw the nightingale Hurley Oh. Yes. Yes. Yes. That is one of the hardest watches. If I've ever seen, it makes the bobby book just look like watching home alone to be i. Read Oblique. one interesting trope about this film that is different than others. Amy, could you guessed the one thing that is different if we decide that this is a horror film. What's one thing? This film does differently than any other. I guess her argus say it's a rare a rarity dino maybe. it ends the White Dove. Interesting, good guess. It's one of the rare films where everybody who we meet in the beginning of the film is alive at the end of the film about the dog not but not the dog but but I mean, but that is often a rare case horror film that everyone gets out alive. Including our Bagai villain you know. So that's Interesting. Gets to live. Yeah. So I just thought that was interesting. Fisher that you can be horrifying without a massive body count unless you count pets. Let me ask you what people thought of this film because I remember it being one of those films. Wow it's crazy. It's been six years. But when it came out, everyone I knew was in, you got to see you gotta see passing around looking at it. And we have seen obviously that it grew into our culture were the people out there that didn't like it. I mean, in Sundance, you kind of lukewarm on it. I was Glenmont I was lukewarm on it, but there weren't that many people who just didn't like the film is actually pretty hard. The only people I found who didn't like the film was reviewer on bt Dot com, and this is what they said. No amount of style can redeem the ridiculous plot holes, annoying characters, exhaustive cliches, and worst of all lack of scares the Barbara takes itself too seriously and gets lost in its own Polish. The film's strives for horror than the way of the shining or silence of the lambs but it's more like Annabel with better cinematography, which is not a compliment. Considering the reviews one would think the Bob Hope is another exorcist don't be fooled by the hype even with solid acting to a director at the Australian flick is identical to any film about a creepy kid with a neurotic parent you have gone through all of it before. Wow interesting I mean. I feel like that's a review of this movie that made all the wrong choices right like I didn't see that film here. But must view of the hype which I ate too. It's like you're reviewing the hype of the film. This film is to hypes I level. Yeah. Like I never enjoyed a crouching tiger hidden dragon because it was so hyped like all right and will never look at that film in a way like and I love movies like hero with Jet Li were also similar fighting styles and kind of frozen. So beautiful. Like. Hero. Man. Oh Man, Milan. Not Going to be on the show but but it was really nicely priced I'd only thirty dollars. But but yeah, no, it's it's interesting. Sometimes, hype can wreck something I totally agree. What happened with me in this film at Sundance Yeah that there is an hype that happens in the hermetic snow of Sundance was will miss, but it is its own this year. It's its own little snow globe where everything is over hyped it as a critic I hate that because it really is hard for me to readjust and see the film the way that it is so I'm glad that we did this episode, the Premiere to comedy at. Sundance actually a friend of mine premiere comedy at Sundance, and I went to at a midnight screening and the reaction inside the room. It was bad. It went badly and they brought it outside of the Sundance bubble to a local theater with a regular audience. They do this with a lot of the films, the Sundance Film Twenty, five miles away, and the response was so amazingly great. And it was affirming it's like Oh right? Like sometimes these festivals can create something so unique that it explodes and it's not worthy of it and sometimes it can wreck something. I remember I believe get out was a a midnight premiere at Sundance and you know you gotta play it the right way we talked about blue even when I was at midnight premiere of Sundance and I. I thought it was just met I thought there was no vibe for that film in in the theater at all. and. So I've always had that little bit of a right hell a power over that film for me because I thought everybody left and we all trudged out at two in the morning show you're seeing at the library which is kind of hard theory. Everybody trips on the stairs they're really slippery and it's hard to get a shuttle home and everybody's Nevada mood and so I was like well I was looking forward to that. But Oh, well, it's. It's just so hard to gauge. What do you think an alien with think of the? Bobby. Duck. I think that if this movie was blasted off into space. It will do pretty well, you know I, think that this movie has a lot of style and I think it has a lot of. Kind of cruelty and empathy in the same breath like by cruelty. I. Just mean. that the film screws with your loyalties as an audience member which I really appreciate that it really you go onto different arcs with the mother and the son, and you really get to feel different ways about them throughout the course of the film. I wonder if you might think that the ending of the film. Is a faint you know I'm not sure if I if I can buy the complete happiness of that of the ending Europe is is like a temporary. Pause I mean 'cause how does the kid turn according to a white dove? Is Something Weird happening that? Black, Baba rose you know like a hose on their face at the ending just long enough that I feel nervous and I expect the Baba Duke to be like surprise I'm. I was like, how did the kid get away with buying the dove with the mom not knowing either way I'm not going to get too much into that I will say that if I was an alien I'm watching this film and. I realize Oh. Wow. This is a good lesson for me. If I was to come to earth I might be rejected at first but then if fi just keep on showing that I'm not going anywhere we can find a way to live together. The very much. You know a foreign entity coming into a world and and I also think it shows I'm a big believer in. Showing things that we often don't get to see and I think that this film does a really great job I mean, this is why love Noah Baumbach movies and maybe Noah Baumbach is very specific to me but I think that Noah Baumbach captures certain things that we don't often see captured in fell I. Think we see like and I am talking about not even the whole film but like scenes and moments and this film does a really great job of capturing more complexity in parenting in grief So for that level I think it's one of the more. Complex films that we have that we've talked about like you know And I think those should be rewarded to right now the bobby duck is is very high up on my general list because it is a hard, but it's not really a hard, but it also is. Exposing us to some things that we don't talk about. You know it's not a easy movie. If you WANNA, pick it apart but it isn't easy movie to watch just as a horror fan I think and so I I think that you know I think that finale wants to rewatch this and it's you know I think they're going to get some bang for the buck. And now amy that brings us to an end of our Baba duck episode and we go into the next shoe episodes, which are two films that really I guess hold hands or or pass each other in a dark alley at night and the first knowing nod and yes, and I think that this is. Probably one of the most classic Harvard? We've talked about a lot about like where does horror START I? Think some people say Frankenstein, some people say like modern horror starts at Halloween, which by the way if you've really do deep dive, Halloween, you have to listen to Amy's series her podcast series. What was that called again? called. Halloween. Unmasked and you know Halloween is I think one of the contenders for our film for the Fifth Audience Slot Yes it loses I have done episodes on I know I was thinking he's. So it does it does exist. But we are talking about night of the living dead probably one of the most seminal Har-. Films creating this idea of what zombies are, how they have kind of gotten into our culture how they've really made a big comeback. So take a listen to the trailer of night of the living dead. Total. Night. Of The living date. The date. About living flesh. taunted souls hunt the living. Room Gustav as only food for these. Godly creature. Being. this movie is obviously available wherever I don't know if I've ever watched movie completely all the way through I've seen the remake but I don't think I've ever seen this whole bill. I'm excited. You are in for a treat, it will took over eight. Who I'm excited this is a great conversation with you amy and we will see you next week four. Of Living. Good Morning Mr. President Blah morning breakfast sandwich. Puff patrol. Tape me do my head. You got one minute Mr President the joint chiefs are waiting in the situation. The incident in Michigan escalated overnight Early, this morning, we received images of Hog tied liberal politicians being held against their will and the Michigan State House the militias maintained occupancy that building for the past twenty, four hours the local police have refused to act the national. Guard is on alert and you have not recommended any action to call sir. You'll militia. What's it called I is is Mr President I is us or good day yes. 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Serie Awesome: Donnarumma's Importance to AC Milan

"Coming up on the latest edition of Setia. Also, the refs and the mainland Roma game got a taste of that medicine after the match was marked by controversial decisions melon are still top though you aren't even in the top four another week and more dropped points for peer blow and his ever changing eleven indispensable. The really starting to show for Inter Atalanta Las to gain and Napoli. Had in senior scarf for and against them it's all on the way in Setia. Awesome. Welcome in K. Mart Mattel Bonetti Nikki Vandini meaner. Zouqi. That is exactly where we're going to be started the top of the show with the leaders meal Sri Roma. Three was a result last weekend lots to pack with this game. But we're starting because Nikkei would like to talk about Neilan standing goalkeeper. Shannon well, I. Know My has some feelings about that Regina's. I think it's just hard to sort of. Focus on him in this game is to sort of big things that defined this match for me a really entertaining match by the way I really enjoyed it but. To horrible penalties. One Poor is not been say. Getting my penalty by getting fouls and then A-. Mancini, take a swing at a ball missing it, but really not filing churn talk if you're a penalty. So that's one thing that defines game. The other thing that defines this infamy is unfortunately for me Milan opposed contests that Donald Ramar right before the game Tetris Shannon came in he was. Clearly. AM lost on the first goal that Milan conceded. At jekyll header at the back post platonic comes to the ball and skits completely lost moment no-man's-land. I. Thought he was a bit lost again on a third goal but. Even beyond that because those are the things that people will see and go. Okay, right he's He's had a bad game and we consider as things easy to highlight. He also was just not not for the whole game and I think that. People underestimate especially. These days especially in the last few seasons when goalkeepers becoming part of that, passing out from the back of become as important as it has quite how big a difference it is to change goalkeeper sometimes and look at the numbers. I. Think Iran had literally half as many completed posthumous game as Donald, Omaha in an average game. So it's significant difference when you lose your distribution point in the back to how your home game is paid. I think also reminds me on fans do not take jewel room for granted because when you have a keeper who I think is world class for now five seasons you get used to a certain quality of play from your goalkeeper and actually remember talking while. That, when he was the head coach of of Miami in Cell and he was saying that in his playing days when you know that you have a keeper who is mistake prone behind you as a Centreback, you fundamentally clay in a much different style you can take those chances. If you know you have done behind you because you think you have a last line of defense to bail you out if you have someone like that China this effects and I'm not saying shows about keeper he was actually one of the best keepers league gone when he was at nuns, he was a former Fiorentina. Player he's someone who's always struggled on high balls and you swatting at butterflies I have no idea what he was thinking used doing when he came out for that corner but this fundamentally changes every single defender as what we're suddenly they're playing a little bit more cautiously because they know that if they make a mistake, is the goalkeeper going to be there to build you out and I'm so glad that you brought the penalties they weren't soft penalties. They were never penalties in a million years. It was so egregious and I'm so glad that city. I'll once again has taken a hard stance on referees who screw up that badly because with VR there's simply no more excuse and it isn't just. The referee Jukka failure shy call him by his suit him in on Facebook Jack O' Malley more Yadda to. Vote on his burner accounts. He was suspended now for two games. Nas Car who's a serious? I don't even think they have vr he was in charge of are clearly was due on his phone doing something else because if you're paid that money to do a job that you've now been practicing for for many years and everyone in the world sees that does two penalties penalties. The second one was a classic makeup call. How can you be in that position and make such? It's not even a grey area right? Because we have Greyer is now in handballs on penalties in the box, there was no gray area there was it wasn't a self penalty it was never a penalty I thought it was one of the worst refereeing performances that I've ever seen in my life and that's Because we've seen some shockers in now nothing. In recent times. The Phantom goal. Going back like almost a decade. Yeah. That is true. That is a little miss two decades. I think what? It's really strange because obviously don't know right now is trying to get a new contract and I think it's almost a blessing in disguise because if there was. Anything that shows you how important he is. This match against Roma. Now, they're like how much she wants. You want you know because it is also like you said, it's about communication. It's about the confidence that he gives to the back line. It's about how they. or or he? He has this bizarre wait remember when he speaks almost Dalton Beta when he's like how many people he wants in his backline. Returns. The way that he speaks such an intense character for somebody. So young and good at what he does, but he is so important to that side and like you said, his absences oversee what led this onsite concede three the first time they don't so this free on. The season. So it it's been incredible. How how much they fell apart at the back, but it is bad refereeing sadly ruined this game because it's two sides that are so young and so full of attacking Tannin's, and it was still very enjoyable game regardless of that. But I think that while we can talk about all the things that went wrong in the backhoe went wrong for. The beach of it is that it's still Jacko and tiny for him a that continue to process at the highest level main the two veterans in the side, and it's another brace for EBA. He managed to get to go with the gaze. Polonia to goes against into and another two goals a gain strobe mommy he loves to score against. And radio I mean affirmative Gieco a guy that just pulled everything together. Just imagine he left them and went to you Bundy's I just feel like he's so which in Roma that mimic just cannot offer you all of this may be he's he's great. You know one of the best finishes and Teddy out but. Jakov, so much for the team that I cannot imagine one can live without him. To of the vets really standing out there just to go back to what material is saying just to clear it up for anybody WHO'S NOT SHAW The two referees he was mentioning have reportedly been suspended for months, and that comes from the referee designator for Nikola solely. So that's something that they have been punished for for those who are upset about those decisions. Now, as we are talking about who plays who Sean, let's not miss out Rafael layout two goals and three assists and four Sarah appearances. He Sean Gain, he assisted Ibra in the Dhabi it was another to assist tally versus Roma Nikki. How much of this is down to Ali? It's a it's a really interesting question I've. been. Listening. To. NPR in how he talks about the House a player and I think it's definitely noticeable. How when I arrived in Milan he talked about him above all as a center for these looking play on the left we see his future being through the middle now and you listen to him and Maurice and interviews. Now he's someone who can play on the left. But if he needs to, we could also put him into the middle as as a second striker and I think that's Interesting because I think it reflects the has seen. I think the the reality of of who they are is a player right now at twenty three years old and of course, everyone needs to be given space to develop as a player but he's a plan does his best what by far in space and I think this is I don't want to make it all about eve because we do that a lot but I do think it's a player who? WHO's possibilities have been opened up by Abra I think the not having to play with the middle being able to occupy that wings based and especially having a strike unlike Abramovich who does push defenders back who does demand attention in the middle actually created these spaces and actually could see even the our are very first goal. The space allow had to run into a so much. He has so much space and he makes it look like nothing because he's so far I so. I think I would say peonies definitely sort of stood out with him is the same way that purely softens Danza being flexible manager being an adaptable manager being because okay, this is working and let's go with this rather than sticking this idea. I, had in my head at the beginning Nikki I remember when they all sign with me, I wanted to do some digging and I saw this quote from his old youth team manager at Sporting in Portugal who said I haven't seen anyone like allow since the days of Cristiano Renaldo just everything he can do he can potentially be one. Of the best strikers in the world if not the best striker, he has all the tools and you watch him play and sometimes it's frustrating because he's so good and you think if I were to make a perfect football or it would be lay out, he has everything he has the touches, the size you the pace he has the the technique, the finishing ability, and if he just puts it all together consistently allow has everything to be world class but this was the year. Let's not forget that Bialy said, he needs to show what he's capable of consistently this is the year. That only approve it means become this assist machine all the sudden. Yeah. So to me I think he can be identified but I just think he's not back to goals and for you say can do everything I think he needs to play attacking the goal. So if you put him in a system like for instance, something like what, let's say go do what Chiro Mobile does maybe that works I don't know it's theorising but that's the use of the speed in the space he can't do what he Brahima Fitch does but having the two of them together I think has become. Effective combination, he's definitely not a typical striker, but I think that what is so effective is so important to somebody who is developing and player is to have steph purely because he notices what kind of spaces are available the opponent is saying what they're looking to neutralize and then and then he sort of shuffling with the pack few light. If you notice the Betsy of course, layout was once again on the left, but then he was wounded and played through the middle and it was wonderful off that it was actually playing as a forward that really made him down nine game against. Unchanged his overall performance or is now you know again back to the left us in this machine, it works when you have someone Abraham eventually like you said, previously in a key absorb so much pressure that allows these kids to develop well and in their own time without so much focus. If this is a Milan side that's not scoring goals and cannot rely on. Ebay, he moved to get all of them. Then there will be closer scrutiny from the players from how to turn blue to ravage or whomever it is but had sort of absorbs all of down and allows everyone is developing as the hours also, it interpreting tripling his vision he still aware of where everyone is around him in like you said, you go your prototype of. Essential world you know it's not the guy kind kinda guy that's going to hold it up and bring all Disney play but you offer him any amount of space than he knows how to attack it. He is really so smart that he doesn't like anything physical department but I do think it is about you know what Matteo saying it is about consistency and it. Works because when you look at purely with, for example, for I remember there was a it was the Christmas time when they were both Fiorentina and he talks, he kills it every day about the things that he needs to improve his game Kansas came back in from January onwards. I don't remember that if you remember this, it was sort of towards the end of Stephanopoulos. Eighteen but he was fantastic. You exactly what he needed changed his game while he needed to add and purely would know what to do with him depending on the tactics of the team of the opponents and I think that's what so polluted with him. He's very good at the coach youngsters. He is so good at developing the Italian community meeting with them every day the my manager as tactician, and I think under these guys I mean just took a diplomacy of collaborators. As an example Benazir Kesse everyone is developing. We talk about purely as just you know your regular coach. Kids really right now and looking at the special coaching said Yeah. Well the team in Milan did get three points that we can bite. I had to work for them against a genuine. Let's not forget have been decimated by covert cases, but when we do focus on Antonio. Mean I have to ask you are we really starting to see who is indispensable for him and I'll put at the top of that list the goal scar out well, one of the goal scorers spoil him. Romelu Lukaku. Lukaku has troops affective and he really seems to be enjoying his time in Italy at the moment he is what far. When it comes to scoring. He is just he's machine right now he's the best thing about into but I also think that I'm telling you contact takes news that you end up depending on one or two players them I think he's had this practically all the teams that he's trained military be somebody that they'll look to I think it's it's amazing because Lukaku Standard. The leader of that team, but they really do really look for him on a tactical level. It's almost like contains team is so predictable that it's a case of K. go far stretch the team look forty, two posits on average are positive Mkaku in hopes that he will get a goal and he does work. So hard he started with back to goal he knows how to bring the into play is always looking for the cross, but it's almost like he does so much hard work that time when he does get a Charles ends it straight at the goalkeeper because it's Probably tired of being the leader of this group That's the way that at least I felt in my champions. League match against shocked yet I do feel like sometimes you know when when the going gets tough, the tactics become so predictable. So you do need these two people, three people there you end up being so reliant on and when one of them doesn't come through few like hockey me, for example, the champions the so effectively begins general men these things become a problem team isn't really the unit becomes all about certain individuals and they start to shine in context people. I I. It's funny because I mean we're going back a long way but I think there's almost one player in the entertainment that sort of pulls me to think of a very different model of the context in which eventers when it was anything. But about one player I think to turn a dial and repair low Paul pogba cloudy Marquees midfield about season was so brilliant because. You had all of these options. You didn't know where the ball is going to come from any of those players could play the border atop any of those players to carry the ball forward maybe. To carry it forward so much but you have at least two players in any combination, those three who are capable of breaking lines and you had Bonnici behind them who could play. Long Pass is to just bypass midfielder needed to. It was actually a really diverse team and when I look at this is Inter Midfield I personally I think any criticisms the caucus way I I can't have it because I think he's carrying not moment I think he's the only indispensable player and team at the moment. But. Her. I like better landlords and maybe he's indispensable because the alternative is Erickson who seems to stop playing football since he too, which is honesty and massive shame because he's a brilliant. Stopped but anyway. I don't get I don't get the midfield because you have. Dial who? In my opinion is pain is best football as. Getting on, but his best football is still doing that I'm. Halfway, literally, what is the box to box row and now he's being asked to sit more because you've got about better in front of him or in Eric's in front of him, you need someone who's holding ground you go pros again I mean he's played in Reggie stem rural district I before I don't think it's all I think he needs space comfort as well, but he conch formation doesn't really allow it. Every one of those midfield is better suited to playing by the forward and they. cancelled. It and a player we didn't touch upon his Lautaro Martinez who for two games in a row has been voted by the time media one of the publications, the worst player on the pitch for Inter. You know the difference between a world class player in someone who's just good is consistency right that. So many players can on day look like world beaters but can they do it consistently and we've now seen over the last twelve months long stretches of time were loud Tato as looked. Not, like himself at all where he's been floating in and out of games where he hasn't been scoring because we know that Tarot is best is one of the most exciting strikers in. Europe. But at the moment, the fly performances, it seems like he's lacking confidence and I say that because of the study had in the Champions League which was from a wide open position, it's one of those that there were going to be a blooper oriole down the line but that's shows me that maybe it's a confidence issue more than anything because last year we were making the excuse all but it's because Barcelona's coming in and maybe he's distracted by the interest from Barcelona. So that's why is not playing well. He's not playing well again and he can do so much better. That's the frustrating bit. I don't know if it's a a product of the way that Konta teams generally lineup which you know it's not like you're in Pep Guardiola Barcelona where you're getting a million chances per game, the teams pushing forward, and just almost by default you're scoring a lot. Because of the system that you're in where there's so much intricate play in the final third, that's not really cold. That's not really inter entered through on the counter-attack. They can sit deep when they have a lead, but it doesn't give you as many clear chances striker. So I'm not of course, we're not writing off Lautaro Martinez, but it is a bit. And a bit bizarre that he can have these lows in play given how good he is, and we've already seen those flashes the season it's not like he's been poor all season long. So is he not on the indispensable list then for? He has to keep starting I know Meena suggested Alexis Sanchez can come in, and of course, for the off game. Alexis Sanchez is a very viable second striker but Lau tyrol with everything that you know you've invested in him and you believe in him I have the feeling that he's good enough to to get out of this Rut rather quickly I. Think this is just a period of time. This isn't Going to make some reactionary hot takes title that suddenly we thought we were he was, but he's got a her playing up to his potential because this league right now, inter worthy anti, Uber maybe some people even had them as favorites because of all the wholesale changes at events is they don't really have time to start dropping points because the top of the League city is asked competitive as it has been a very long time. But I think you hit the nail on the head I think when you talk about the way that the team plays in general I think that in continuity you like he likes. I mean he would have loved it the Drogba. That's what contain of to do I think a lot of the time you know having somebody who is a warrior? He loves his is the Dow new call someone who's GonNa Fight Upfront knows how to use his physical strength nuke had to bring them the teammates but we have act like such a leader I. think that's a lot of pressure on the Ford Line now doesn't mean that obviously has been success on in January. But I do think that sometimes when the confidence is down and you continue to ask him. How you helping him to provide more you, it says where I take issue with Antonio quantities emphasize is because while they are very effective disciplines, well-positioned team that always organized, they know what they're supposed to begin on the field. But really is sort of just looks a little bit like the Italian invasion of Manchester United you know they're so good in a one one way. Sort of a plan a, but what meant for was to sort of an lock defenses, there is no kit offensive time. There is no tactical scheme going forward ideas, lots of competition have chances even in the trump is the they say they created seventy things and yet in the second half, they managed one shots on goal. Everyone just fell apart I think a lot of the time. Sort of focuses on hardwood. Harder than your opponent running wall covering ground, and that tends to exhaust one. But I do see any clear strategy when it comes to going forward. It's a little bit like trying to figure it out or just facile everyone for a four would who tool tom confidential perhaps a little bit more help imagine if there is an Ericsson behind him who is devoting more time to creating to providing the magic. But this is where I go back to the fact Dantonio concert likes to. Train until you're contest people who listen to all the instructions, people who had a mosque deficiencies but he didn't have much magic as a player and I'm not I'm not really sure that he's very good at extracting the magic either. So all very one dimensional twenty, two crosses delivered in nine of them. Accurate. Most nothing that comes through the middle of that offers any inspiration or creative Michio or anything that sets your heart flutter. It's all very sort of diagnosed which to the pay and. I don't think that rugs when it comes to play who is as as technical on gifted as Martinez I, stay Sanchez because I think he he manages to bring in so much creativity and movements. But I do obviously Martinez is actually the most gifted of World War I just think that he needs a lot more help and and you need to help him with the scheme going forward and not just organized side disciplined all the time it was harder than the opponent I'd just went on a quick thing on agree with a lot of minister said I do think we have to acknowledge that Latino Martin is played his best football. I've seen him play under Antonio contact last season yes about. Any contact knows that he can get more out of him and I think there's it might not be the boss anything anymore but I think just watching Ladas reaction to being sucked off against Genoa when he was thumping the bench like A. Lots of players get annoyed when they come off looking quite a normal reaction, but it really felt out of control to me the way he reacted to to being substituted foul Charles like frankly and guess man-management Mattis management from context matters. But there is also an ability for us to put something on the play himself know he isn't a child he's twenty three years old and I think there's something that's not right in his mindset right now maybe the managers and the helping, but it's not just the manager's responsibility on the player as well. No I clear with that and I also agree with. You really, WanNa make that kid he did his best football on on under Engineer Dick I. Think also, what helps season heavy somebody like sense on the pitch I thought Broza Bitch was amazing. Now season most of the time he was the guy that guided into forward and really played some great football. A lot of the time teams learned that if they manage to mock bitch. Out The game were there for the Tiki but on the whole I thought that was a lot more magic coming through that I, don't see as much right now because of there is a tactical imbalance because they're trying to figure it out on the ways to the Mitchell I think that is also contributed, but you're right now Martinez is old enough tool. So absorbed some of this. Criticism and take that on board because if he wants to play for a Boston new. Orleans. Leonor messy that he'll go to get used to criticism. Okay. So let's summarize the indispensable. So Nikki, I'll say, just lautaro worker. So you've just said live cocky Meteo, added to that list with anybody else. Stephen the PRI-. Four five. In which is not gonNA himself for two seasons I think that's a long term situation is addressing myself so. He's got the depth that he wants it still just going to be one set of car players that he's going to be needing throughout. That's what it seems so far. Anyway, we'll see how it hands out as the season goes on. It's another week and there are more changes for Andrea Pillow. He says, they're having to adapt to this particular period. Now, the fifty, the table that nine points from five games include in that Default Napoli Win. They've drawn out to those games because about Napoli win, it also means that they just one win under that belt far but Cristiano, Renaldo still not back how much of this can be used as an excuse my so it can be used as an excuse if you're in the final and you're playing a team that is overall better than you that has those difference makers of top. That's the reason why. Events Cristiano Renaldo I think is that they didn't really have that superstar difference maker that makes that that little bit of a change in the biggest moments but we're talking about LS, Verona that lost their three best players in the summer transfer window we're talking about Co Tony in city that looked like maybe the first or second team in the entire League before the season started and you're picking up to draws now I will say we'll do a little address that I think event this and I haven't said this many times I thought they were unlucky a bit misfortunate they hit the crossbar twice against Verona but. Down Murata goral doubt offside marginally it's annoying but it was off side by the time. I know I know it was an armpit hair off side I get it but the players that event this have. Now, you cannot make any excuse about who you're missing were in a period right now is unprecedented where you have inter that six players and that that'd be that I'm on the general that has the whole team wiped out. Basically lots you now or having a mess of their own only twelve players that can even make the trip. That the call ends of people from the youth team. This is non excuse this season every team is having random Kobe cases, Milana and absolutely affected their last game over the weekend against the Roma. This isn't an excuse and this isn't a rebuilt for you vendors. If feels like one because of all the changes in all the tinkering saw desk who shouldn't get a minute on the pitch that the guys on half on his way out you. Know, he's he's playing guitar at home and taking instagram photos. He's on his way out. He should not be on the pitch in a position which by the way he's never played in his career at left wing. Becker you kidding me like this isn't the time to start. It's like a video game where you have to wingers now wingback no one's defending. There's incredible unbalancing the team and you still have a team though I should be getting points. And should be getting all three points against crotone and owner you have Cristiano Renaldo and the he's coming back soon, they're trying to win the Champions League and it feels like we're in a rebuild. This is crazy. All right. Let's get better today because the two of you have disagreed on him at the beginning of the season on steady also men last week you said he's that, why doesn't he get used that he did get used in this game? gave an sister if I were given assistance to the other team elsewhere on. What a Janine? said that he was played out of position right? If I play, you don't pay them on the left wing He. He's been playing in his position. He's been. He's been so poor wherever you it doesn't matter where you put desperately trying. For this guy they're putting us central midfield the right wing structure it's like this. Anywhere. On the team he's clearly knocked. Five million euros him get him. Get rid get rid of Senator Moynihan maybe ten million back for him at least recoup something and it's the Don Qisas in Kudelski. There's no room now. Thanks to people that certain things I feel like I it was great in two, thousand, seventeen, thousand, eighteen I to be honest. He was a little more intelligent than Douglas Costa. He has an eye for goal. He is amazing for the national team. He's been played literally fifty different physicians Hawaii. Salvage this guy not. So that's why we have a different definition for greatness of what we saw from was great use US fine. But he never lived up to the player that he was at his best that we can agree on that right I agree with you I totally see your point in the my thought they absolutely atrocious again. And I can totally anger which makes me think your event is fat not really I'm anyway. My issue with this is my why I'm okay with it is because draw testing Brennan Dusky, and be able to draw a line underneath and they will you know what you only opportunity. Now it's time to go then putting on Pocono whoever these picks from the under twenty three side the shopping them in you know I beat money tremendous I want to see whether he's should be up for sale on all this is letting me think that maybe this guy is GonNa wipe how do you now I can sell him because. I've tried him. I feel like your experiments to draw logical conclusions and a lot of the time with pillow with his experiment. The looks more reckless than it was done in a for the design of trying to get a conclusion out of this with bundled Eski. Why feel a level of guilt is because we did break through short team he was so talented and you saw a lot of in many of those games but then unfortunately, he was paid and shocked into so many different positions that he never built consistency I'm. Not. Trying to tell you that he's you know the wall the next you know like Lino Messi in disguise or anything like that. I get that he's not been very good but I also feel a lot of guilt because I don't think that he's been trained for developed while in allowed to really show us what he can bring to this. So that's why defended a lot because I feel bad things would be frank maybe he isn't good enough but my Cini has seen so much nuclear and Tina so much in him. The national team he's been really good for he's got a strike on him. He's a great dribbler. He knows how to create numerical superiority I. Think he's great tactical awareness those around him. That's all gone. He had absolutely no confidence right now, and perhaps he is the event benches and he should be sold. But what I do think from this game is is win enough. You know we've talked about having one and we've talked about last year going through such terrible moments at the time minimum which to me the president two. Times. But I'M GONNA say one thing and I've started to sort of feel about about end because one I was happy with the experiments. He did do a case and I thought they made a little bit more sense than usual. But this is a side that is without Rinaldo without Alexandra without Joe Kennedy without. Dealing with Fayed lights four, hundred, billion four, you know who is sort of relying on them by came back from any WHO's been tastic that boy is so fantastic. The bag that had on author the bag no more pianist. Now wish I begin benching hawking to do different things, rob? Yo and. It's not a team that is at this moment filled to the brim with starters and veterans. It's an squad that has no, it's age so. I do get why there are problems my issue with it with that identity feel that there were logical sort of experiments being done but what I did see against. Verona. Is something that like I was complaining about not going into there isn't offensive scheme I can understand or start to see what it is that he's trying to build up that it was exciting when they were trying to get the goal. Yes. On a psychological level like Andrei appeal said they needed to team flax before they woke up and try to play a game. But when they try to play a game, it was wonderful to watch. It was fun to watch it. was like, okay. Let's see what's going to happen here. Maybe with a full squad maybe with Sandra maybe if he's a little bit more flexible with not having five guys out front the tank and understands the balance a little bit more than it might be something that we can salvage but can can you all agree a let you start Nikki on and Kulakowski being one of the positives in this game I just not over Mateos preference to the guitar and Instagram, I'm imagining. Into a better career, Daniels Valdo mode, and heading off. Exactly. Kasese brilliant. When you could have said was brilliant because he was pretty an order of last season and he's coming to this event to statement a soon as he misses a game everyone's like, Oh God this team looks worse without Kristaps gets Could have ski is a fantastic signing I have been it's a very small sample so far I've been more impressed than I expected today with Federico Kiss in the system so thought so I actually agree to extend the bed net Eski fits on the is looking a bit questionable but Kaczynski's wonderful. Crew subsidy came in I. think that's signaled pretty much the end of of Ben Skew. The thing is that you don't have any suitors right now to to recoup anywhere near what you paid for for him three or four years ago, whatever it was and it hasn't been a good fit and I. Just I want to go to because I figured it was Mita started talking about Peter at the end I'm just wondering and I'm GonNa put it out there because law. So likeable and he's got the stick the most interesting man in the world and he sips his wine with his legs crossed and we all think he's so great. I. If that's the reason why he he's fantastic he is fantastic. He's a legend human beings. He's he's one of the faces of the two, thousand six. Team matters crossing his legs drinking his wine with and. Photographs to prove that. I am crossing my legs right now with with. Off. White Khakis. I wonder though if because of all of these reasons people were giving a bit of a pass, I just want to know if this was another manager, let's say this was Saudi last year and the star was like this you can. You imagine the difference in tone and the Italian media and I get that you bring in Saudi for very different reasons and Pillows and humanities managed before but I think everyone's dying for him to succeed and right now he's getting a bit of a pass whether it be from the time media or journalists. Now I don't think I'll be honest with the idea that he's getting a pass for I. Think a lot of the times when we're sitting there saying you know. Internal content. Dichotomy me for the vital choppy crush. Draw. No that's this is not family. The guy didn't have any police season. You know he has been basic forced to start the season without a of his with Ronald Without Renaldo without. Giorgio, Collini available all the time dealing with several people that have a lot of money four bicycle experience I. do think you're right in obviously he's experimenting and they it is going a little bit crazy but he still is used one in the champions the at least there was something to see against that Doria that there is something that makes me think. Okay. Let's hold out and. Secondly. I'm Elliot. Very good when it comes to the way that he talks to coaches. I mean I don't know if he's got right on this occasion. Saw something and Andre Appeal and he said they have right. I can't expect the guy to come in and and all of a sudden you'd be treated like Saudi reached the WHO who had won the European could done amazing work with not pretty comes in with absolutely different expectations because he's been doing this job for so many years and Ray Appeal to the under twenty three. So you have to the more because you are saying I'm taking a batch won't. Take about on a man when there is Cristiano Renaldo on the team and you're supposed to be winning the trump kizzie isn't the matter but that's what management to answer when it comes to repeal. He can only do the best he can guard who just had it in dissertation most week I agree. Yeah. Let's talk about this. Because everyone's fawning over the. Appeal of about movement and the positions. I have no life. So I read all the thesis is that I can get my hands on and a lot of the managers of the last ten years read their thesis and you think that there's the second coming of PEP. Guardiola. What he wrote in your mind would explode peatlands like, oh, my goodness looking at the movement between the centerback in the defender and everyone's going nuts about this thesis. Every manager writes a pretty, damn good thesis. That's why during that position. But what be alone because I wanted to succeed it's like this huge deal trending on twitter Al Peters thesis and people think that they have like a copy of like the Golden Book, lead from a prehistoric ages. It's a thesis like many other thesis which are very interesting and the great, but it's just the way that he was handled by the media and I totally understand IT I. Want people to succeed I. Think he will. We have to give time, but it's mean, you mentioned it. It's Cristiano Renaldo Ping there that doesn't really afford him time to start tinkering and experimenting when you have this deadline over an all on your team and you have this obsession with winning the Champions League and right now we have no idea what you've as best formation is what you've as best starting eleven is I mean these are serious questions that you've as challengers have all the pretty much figured out that are going to meet you in the final assuming you get there right now I mean he's not looking great. Yeah I I haven't chipped in mice two cents. Yeah I. Actually Agree with both positions, which is the yes and their pillar. Has Been Given him very soft right I think that if it was a different manager, an identical situation I think they would be getting a tougher time I. also think from where I'm sitting. It's still not really unfair pillows folk. It's the same decision that it was at the beginning of the season, which is why you give an inexperienced his squad and ask them to be the guy who succeeds in this very small window winning the Champions League. It is a very big ask so. Not every question is about Antonio Conte media, we can look at aside from Kante without having frame As treatment I think he is being given an easier ride I think if it was another manager with his background with no wins wanted checkpoint winning games actually played in steady at this point. Yes. They would be asking questions about him than not because it's better. That's my opinion. Okay. I do think that Allegra was. To start at second season, the poorly and everyone had lots of questions about it. I think that's what EMU, losses I, five games and everyone's like, yeah. But you go to stick with it because he's going to tactic Elijah that will just aspen and he was out on his ear into when he got a job this. More experience behind you. There Aaron into Turn. Away. Fr- divide about. You know. But when it comes to really having a tactical pant in the idea, the thing that event is went into this knowing very well, what was awesome I think the questions that we should be asking is why they made this decision. I think the fact that he's been given the a an easy ride or that it doesn't really matter he got the job and he's trying to do the best. He can with very limited resources in the moment in a covert area ah era. Still, better than almost any other tournament. But who's available right now, look at the midfield right now, look at the Ford Line of what reliant on to people that have just arrived and supposedly supposed to embed immediately I think the look at me now, they were talked to deal with and then. Changed Everything I do think that you need to Sweden you'll team the time because he is the town right now. Have you noticed also how how? This change joined criticize came on it went from being a guy that was falling constant need to all of a sudden wonderful. Again when has on the page but I do think that you you. You made this decision you made the decision in the sense that you haven't had any time to experiment with the team by going to the. Championship by playing Christine Different, you know friendly by giving by going to you know all the things that you usually do in preseason and you've thrown him into the deep end like right now you have to win the championship game I know that you were that to come and be on the twenty three goes. But now we've decided that you're GonNa, Take Ronaldo and Co. Oh and you wouldn't have the so a lot of the time with Saudi was experimenting he could rely on. Individual goals and continue the experimentation. But Pinot doesn't even have that luxury at the moment he's winning against Dynamo. Pimp without Rinaldo. You know I mean and look at the importance he had against Roma, they went down to ten men but it was Renaldo that kept them in that game, and if you don't have your dog who scoring the goal, then trying to carry you through and people who've at the cracks at a time when your experimenting, it does become much harder. So in that sense, I do feel sorry for him but I, also questions of the events management that this was a good idea i. Mean has given pillow a pass for this week, we will revisit the senior. Next Week Now, the senior is on target at both ends in the game between Benevento and Napoli Napoli will not want. So it's another three points for them still second in the table. But Nikki, there is an interesting story behind the senior brothers. I'd like you to tell us it. It's I. This is probably my favorite story of the season so far I love it Roberta in senior. Is the younger brother of Laurien senior? They both came through the youth system at Napoli they. Obviously trained together and played preseason games together and they had a single. City game where they got to play together, which is two thousand and thirteen. So it took a long time ago. When the Bechtel came off the bench when he was still at Napoli and? Hit a time describe this as like a dream come true He genuinely you think about brothers you think about rivalry you think about siblings nipping at each other he idolizes learn. So He's talked about God he says the first. Played for Napoli, next his shirt and hidden from him for one and minorities, a founder is united. Okay. You can keep it like they have such a sweet bond, the two of them and and so for him playing this game with his brother at the club which they grew up supporting the cup of their city was. Life defining moment for him but I'm not gonNA ANSWER WHO's gone on to become what of. Better towns in Italian football one of the most prominent Italian players in the country. Roberto's curious gone different. He went on loan to series of teams in the lower divisions. He never got another chance at Napoli. Finally and he found his way to Benevento a couple of seasons ago who the one crappy set finding out we'll. We'll give you a permanent deal people Inzaghi comes in. Roberto, the comes this team, the storms promotion, and then suddenly he's in Syriac the first time since he was playing with his brother and they're playing against each other and go back to scores the first goal, and of course, this is expected Benavente on supposed to beat Napoli he was crying after scoring. And then kind of took over the game. Instead what he does because he's a, he's a better football better is described as the best football in Italy. So there's no bribery that sense, but he's better. But Sorry made myself practice talking to you I. The. Lorenzo took over the Game A. Fight about three goals in this game but winds up going beautiful one of the bottom of the cross spots level things up Napoli win but it still ends up being sort of lovely end match scene between the two of them hugging Roberto saying. The when he scored, he was this bundler emotions because he felt like lucky proves linked Napoli. You never gave them a chance after that one game. You know look like I'm here I'm scoring. But also I didn't want to score against my brother, which again usually tell expect to hear brother, say you expect it to be going now? I was good to get one over on him. So the two of them have this wonderful relationship, I truly am. Even in Lockdown Roberta? and. He was asked about Do you guys speak often I was like, oh, not that often just about every hour. So yeah. I have a really radio. It's really amazing though to see all these players that career city players and I think back the teacher Caputo right. That spent his whole career in city, and then he got a chance and city I thirty one or thirty two, and now he's scoring twenty goals a season and even in senior who I don't think a lot of fans even you that Lonzo had a brother because he spent most of his career in the second division he comes to city on. He looks like a top flight player. There's quality and city teams were really starting to pluck out these players from the second division and really getting a gold mine from them I. Think it's just that very quickly before I move on from this 'cause we must but there are actually two more in senior, but it is the youngest Mac, doesn't pay football anymore or he used I think he works on the trains. Now, the oldest Antonio does still play in non. League and he gave it into Il Mattino in the day's coming up to the game saying well I'm still the best really because they both had to learn from me. So perhaps there is at least one brother he's willing to give a little bit of that Neto Atalanta lost again this time it was three, one, two, seven, Dorey. Don't forget they lost the we can be that for once a Napa Lake and there's perhaps a realization from Gasperini after the game. He made seven changes from the starting eleven in the Champions League first game, which it turns out a bit better for them where he said with so many matches in three competitions and I suppose they're now seeing what is like to be successful he does need to get the players settle which he said we'll take a few months and said, that's probably why Atalanta, the better in the second hubs should it be something of a concern their results right now Nikki. If anything I, say that's onto have a habit of doing better in the second half seasons. I went back and looked at how Gasperini has begun campaigns because I had a sense that they tend to start slightly two, thousand, sixteen, Seventeen they. Lost Five of their first six games. Two, thousand, seventeen, eighteen, only one of the first eight they had three draws and three losses, two, thousand, eighteen, nineteen, and one one of those first Games three draws four losses and major into the Champions League at the end of that season. So this is not out of the ordinary necessarily last season they did start better they had a better campaign all the way to your last year but guests fitting has this habit of producing teams that start slowing and pick up speed. So I'm not panicking photinia. Not, too sometimes, it started slowly easy ways to thought thirty and I'm I think it's better to pick up steam talk Clayton points when it becomes a sort of the business end of the season because that's where you know a little the big clubs have bad attention divided and maybe even Atalanta but it's good to get them all embedded now to give as many opportunities as possible to find a sort of plan B but I do think that sometimes when it comes to acting onto that, they do sort of make the little bit more. Complicated than means being they were playing against the areas some Doria that are very good on the counter attack. So there wasn't really need to pay a high line and be so attentive all the time, and so often we focus perhaps at times you need to look at the different ways of playing the game stay in a low bilk possible You're all paying with different guys try to look for a plan so that you can conserve energy but I think that that kind of football is mentally and physically exhausting if you can sort of. Know How to play against teams that might know how to counterattack will do something a little bit different than you know how to play to your strengths and how to conserve energy, and that's one thing and one criticism that I would have. Known it feels like Lonzo will live and die by the strategy under gus spitting me that even I, think back to the game against PSG and the quarter-finals of the champions that you see killing Imbaba coming on who's the quickest player in Europe and you think well Malathion, they're going to get torn apart on the counter and they did suffer the pace and this is a team that defense isn't their strong point I. Think they have an above average defense that has learned to work together on talking about them more individually as players but a back line that that is quite slow and can't get caught flat-footed. So once they find that kind of opponent that is happy to sit back on the counter, I think it can pose problems to what Lanta no-one said that this is a perfect side still take that has some holes as you'd expect when they're fighting now against teams that have ten times, their wage bill or even more in the champions. League. But I feel like when you have these deficiencies if financially, especially that you have to really stick by your guns and say, right, this is how we've gotten our results and will lose or will win but this is our system and it I guess it is admirable that. Have Stuck to the game plan for better or for worse and Nikki I'll be happy to hear you probably already know Gomez, got the MVP for September. Leon. Wasn't that the thing when the championship game to know down to ask questions are in trouble. When he turns on things happen. Just going just going back to you mentioned Leo's well meaner. Obviously, they've had a lot of trouble. With their European Games this week because they've been absolutely decimated by Kovic cases and in Zygi was actually reflecting something Gasperini said on how with five substitutions a lot of the time they're almost second guessing themselves having to evaluate things maybe over evaluated times only definitely won't be doing now in this game because he's barely got that many places to choose from. But just to end I must bring up and I'm going to do it for you because. I tunnel custody, WHO's Sean in the game between Fiorentina and Yudina's. Betty Akini says he is working him to make him more effective in front of goal. You. Look at his qualities and one of the more interesting backgrounds right that he was this accomplished dancer and he was actually is amazing dancer. He wants a Dan School and he says that that actually influenced the way that he plays that he just seems to glide. So gracefully and effortlessly across the page, she's almost on his tiptoes when he's dribbling this beautiful control I'm convinced that three lease one of those players that if you put someone who has not won any of these players are and you just see them in a five. Aside and you see the way that the really controls the ball and dribbles. You think he's one of the best players in the world. He really looks that good. He passes the test when he's in possession and even last season you think well, he's not really a central midfielder. He looks more like a number tiny looks more like someone that you want closer to goals on really glad that they're trying to evolve him into a guy who also scores a lot goals were. Maybe we can exchange bended key for Castro greedy loves them but. Never do. I saw I saw your reaction I mentioned custody. With matter I love watching him I personally feel disinclined to get back in any credit I. Think. Took number ten, shirt this season, and finally after five games, he's actually being to players number ten but yeah, he's beautiful player. WHO I feel like is devoting. So trying to Castro and. About teaching how to manage a game I mean they Bed Terrible. They do tend me this great full and then they just said I can I just think how could you in sports? Fifth year. How Hashtag. Trying to control scorn. That's exactly where we'll will end it. Thanks so much for listening to this week study. Awesome show for now.

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December 9: Dubious distinction

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December 9: Dubious distinction

"Look being host is never easy all the prep work the last minute scrambling making guests feel comfortable. It's a lot when you're hosting for the holidays. There's no better a place to start than at Ikya right now. At the ICA holiday event you can get everything you need to deck the halls in every room in your home with up to twenty percent off select holiday today essentials until December twenty fourth visit an Ikea's store for full details this is a CBC podcast. Hello Hello I'm carol off good evening. I'm Chris Boden. This is as it happens. The podcast edition tonight. Dubious distinction and Austrian writer is set to receive a Nobel Prize for literature in Stockholm. That many invitees will boycott the ceremony due to the authors. Denial of the Bosnian genocide cross action. The Ontario government moment is trying to get several class action lawsuits against it thrown out by using its own new law. Retroactively lawyer says that's unprecedented and unfair faced. The Dragon Agan a Canadian. Senator says China's threats of retaliation should not stop auto off from punishing Chinese officials for abusing the rights of Chinese Muslims slums and pro democracy activists in Hong Kong. He played larger than life trashy characters on TV but his performances were oscar-worthy. We remember Caroll Spinney the man behind big bird and sesame street's Oscar the grouch. Trust me. He's as good as his words. You name it. He's pundit and now as it happens writer writer Chris Boden will take the seat beside me as he is right now as my new co host and cold comforts it promised bells and whistles unheard of in an the ice box but hope melted for backers of a campaign called the coolest cooler. Now the biggest failure in kickstarter history as it happens the Monday edition radio the thinks outside the box. The podium will be covered in signature Nobel blue carpeting. The Stockholm Philharmonic will be performing and Sweden's Royal Family will be front and center the two thousand Nineteen Nobel ceremony for prizes in Physics Chemistry Medicine. Economics and literature takes place tomorrow and there are many laureates to be lauded but a growing number of dignitaries and diplomats are promising to boycott the evening because of one of this year's winners Peter Hannukah. Mr Hong Kong won the two thousand Nineteen Nobel Prize for Literature in October despite effectively denying that a genocide took place in Bosnia in the nineties. Peter Maass reported on that conflict and in recent weeks he has been doggedly reporting. On Mr Hannukah's Nobel Prize win reached him today in Stockholm Peter. In what ways has Peterman. Dan K denied the facts of the Bosnian genocide. So he did it in one of the most effective ways of denying genocide which is to not directly actually say which would be ridiculous. It did not happen. Nobody was killed. He says how could it have happened really. Maybe there was something that preceded. This that caused caused the violence that the victims did to invite it. In some way you ask questions about the media coverage maybe the journalists exaggerated it. I mean. Can we really really believe everything they say. It sounds so incredible. And what he does is he raises doubt. And it's kind of the most effective way of trying to deny genocide because because you cannot prove it didn't happen because it did what you can do is you can make people maybe down a little bit about it. So how. How is it that these Nobel prize jurors how could they have chosen Peter handke where they not aware of what he had written with? Not just a few things or or a few remarks off the side. He wrote books in which he described some some of the things you're describing. He gave the eulogy at the funeral for Slobodan Milosevic so the mastermind of the Bosnian genocide. So how did the jurors not know this well. The mystery isn't whether the jurors a new this of course they knew it because there had been several previous controversies with literary prizes prices. But my feeling is that they were very particularly an older generation. The Swedish Academy. They grew up reading hunt. I mean he is as you look at his novels and things of that sort. They are classics. And I think that because that was the entrance to haunt get kind of his pre Yugoslav works what was in his Yugoslav. Works to them was minor and also there are people who say well podcast might be right. Maybe it's not so wrong. It's the minority the people but there are some and I think it was just enough for for these jurors on the Swedish Academy to say. Well you know the Yugoslav work. It's very minor and you know maybe it's not so so far off any ways we can get away with this. You were there during the genocide you covered it. You wrote a book about it. You're among those who were the first to go. and and witness the the caps where a Bosnian men were taken interviewed people who were were nothing but skin and bones at the time. What what is your interest in getting past what Peter Kay's saying because he's basically saying that you made it up it's astounding downing to me and that's what's driven me for the past two months that there is somebody who cast doubt on these things that happened and that I saw saw happen and that a lot of other people saw happen the victims particularly the journalists who investigated? who were there? The time the war crimes I just tribunals which have had lengthy trials thousands of pages of verdicts that show this happened. And there's something between being astounded by it just how wrong it is and also the audacity of somebody saying these things and then being rewarded with a Nobel prize and so my reaction is just to be astounded but to also realize that this occurs at a particular moment in our history where things that we thought were true that we knew to to be true are being questioned and there is a regression and this is just the latest and most disappointing iteration of it because these are people institutions that are are supposed to be above this kind of a regressive behavior. You able to put a question to Mr Hanky. Ah The press conference. Can you tell us what question you posed to him. And tell us how he responded. I carefully posed a very specific specific question because genocide deniers have a very hard time responding to specific facts that are true and presented him with this specific fact. International War Crimes Tribunal have established as a fact that there was a genocide and strep. The eight thousand Muslim men and boys were killed. There were concentration camps. Were massive atrocities occurred. Why does he write the opposite of of those facts in his books and elsewhere and when he's presented with a specific question like that he can't answer it? Well he didn't answer it but he did tell you about gene annonymous letter he received. What was he referring to? He was referring to an anonymous letter received that had inside of it. He said Toilet paper that had human feces on it and what he said is I would rather received an anonymous letter with feces smeared. Toilet paper. The answer your questions for him. This in some way was exonerating of his position. I don't know how but to me. It was incredible. Doc was asking a very simple question and he said that's a question that is not even worth toilet paper. That's been smeared with human feces. You also tried to get get some answers from the Nobel Foundation and the Swedish Academy. What did were you able to get them to tell you? The why they chosen this and how they defend spend having Mr Hanky get the award but quick answer is no and the slightly less quick answer is absolutely not i. They have emailed. I have gone to the Swedish Academy. I have pleaded with them. Can Somebody please talk to me about this. And they have said a either. Didn't respond or be when I actually have gone to the academy and tried to ask somebody a question they said No. There's nobody here and I say well went whether it be somebody here and they tell me we can't tell you and I said well when kind of come back and they'll say we can't tell you that that's happened to me twice. You know there have been. It's not just you and and others who who covered these events in Bosnia. There's a huge response from others. There is a petition with many names on it. There are those who are boycotting tomorrow ceremony. Do you think it's possible. Is it possible that by tomorrow they will roll back. This decision on Peter Handke. Well the Swedish Academy certainly is not going to change its mind. It's it's the pace two months of fierce criticism and it hasn't budged really explained itself and so the question question then becomes well the king. Sweden's the one who actually gives the Nobel medal to Peter Haunt gone the other Nobel Prize winners will he do it and he can still change his mind. I suppose at this moment and we're now just less than a day away from the award ceremony. Is it likely that the king refused refused to do so. No it's not and that's that's very sad. Peter I appreciate speaking with you and we'll be watching developments tomorrow. Thank you thank you Peter. MAASS is a senior editor at the intercept on the author of a book on the Bosnian genocide. Called Love THY neighbor. We reached him in Stockholm. Leo Who Sacco's has been warned but that isn't stopping the conservative senator from pushing for sanctions against China senator. Who Sacco's those plans to introduce a motion this week that would call on the Trudeau government to use the Magnitsky Act to punish Chinese officials for abusing the rights of Chinese Muslims and pro-democracy? The activists in Hong Kong China's new ambassador to Canada was asked about the motion last week song pay. Woo said that. If passed it would be met with what he called very firm countermeasures. We reached senator. Who Soco's in Ottawa? Senator WHO SOCO's at China's ambassador to Canada says. Your motion is quote dangerous and a violation of Chinese domestic affairs. What do you say to the ambassador? Well it's unfortunate that he thinks that way because the only the thing that has been a violation and been considered very repugnant by Canadians is the behavior of the Chinese regime towards The protesters in Hong Kong who are are demanding Principles of freedom more democracy and things that we Canadians. I think from time to time take for granted and Mike come easily to us but we should never forget. There's many people around the world that are fighting for those fundamental principles of freedom human rights and the rule of law. I want to ask you more about that in a moment but I wanted to first of all clarify what this magnitsky act allows the government to do and it gives Ottawa the power to target individuals individual officials officials who have been quote responsible for gross violations of internationally recognized human rights. So who are the officials you want to target look I don't WANNA put parameters to global affairs into the government of Canada's parliamentarians. I think it's unfortunate that we've been compelled to put the squeeze on the government with emotion next week. We're actually this week Tomorrow The magnitsky act which passed in two thousand fifteen is is exactly enact that was put into place for precisely these particular issues victims corrupt. The fish Foreign Officials Act. That's what it's called. And it's there to protect against violations of the principles of fundamental justice and the rule of wall which has been going on right now in China and Hong Kong and has become more egregious over the last year Now in terms of who I leave that up to global affairs. They've executed the Magnitsky Jack in the past in regards to Russia in regards to me a more in regards to Saudi Arabia in regards to Venezuela They have the capacity to identify all the officials that the head of this brutal regime in Beijing Who should be held accountable for for these actions? Put the squeeze on the Canadian government to act act in this way but is it possible. The Canadian government is trying to protect lives. We have two men Michael Costa Rica Michael Savoir. Who are having their second year a year in detention in China? There's another imprisoned Canadian Hussein. Show you there is another Canadian death road. Is it possible that the Canadian government has perfectly good reasons why they're not pushing the Chinese Government Carol. Of course it's possible. It's been over a year now that the Canadian government is doing nothing so we've seen clearly that that hasn't worked worked if anything it hasn't bolden the Chinese administration and we've seen it by the actual speech that the Chinese Ambassador Mehta Korean so are in action over the last year has not move. The yardsticks further at all we have to Canadians and Michael Spivak. Michael Covert you're absolutely right. Who have been detained with no due process? We've had other Canadians. That have been charged with drug charges and you can never know in China if they're accurate or not or just political reaction to US respecting an extradition treaty with our biggest friend and ally to the south so the Indian government. We'll talk about during action in terms of not putting Canadians at risk. But we have to Canadians right now. That are being tortured. They have no access to lawyers. Can you imagine Canada or the United States or in the Western world to citizens being detained by government with no charges being laid and and the Canadian government being completely inactive and doing nothing. Well how how do you know. They're doing nothing but every time we have had an interview with the government. They are saying that they are actively trying to get these men free. What do you know that suggests that they're not doing anything? We had an ambassador and Mr mccullum and Beijing who actually publicly went against the strategy. That Canadian government had to be fired. There was a period of six seven months. We were left without a spokesperson in Beijing. Now they've named an ambassador and Mr Barton who has more pro connections with China in terms of promoting the Chinese agenda rather than defending Canadian values and interests so we have question time and time again both in the House of Commons and in the Senate government leadership and there hasn't been anything except soft dialogue linearly. It hasn't worked as a possible that they're not sharing this strategy with with you because they need to play their cards close to the vest. Is it not possible that there is a strategy. What is possible? It's been over a year and it hasn't worked so whatever that strategy is they might as well. Just put it in the wastepaper basket and start moving forward with legislation and tools at their disposal given to them by parliament in order to make make sure that China understands with Canada's G. Seven country where important partner economic partner that they have and they should have some respect for the values and principles that the Canadians will hold very dear. We interviewed a number of times the stories about Hussein. Chill this Wieger Canadian who has been in prison prison for many years. And was there during the time of the Stephen Harper government. Is it not possible as as a conservative that It's difficult got to get people sprung from these prisons given that. The Harper government failed to get essential free appeasement towards China's not a political partisan issue for me Carol. This has been going on now for five successive governments dating back to purely it shoot in the nineteen seventies and has continued through to the Maroon. Government that Christianne government to Harper government. And now we've seen it more so than ever before a piecemeal under the Trudeau government Absolutely it's very difficult to keep in mind that the magnitsky act only passed parliament in in the end of May of two thousand fifteen so this particular tool Happens to be very much available to the Trudeau government current government and was not available to previous governments. I mentioned the past. So what parliament. I hope we'll be doing through. The Senate is calling upon the government to exercise this tool. We will leave it there. Senator who sacco's thank thank. You thank you so much Leo. Who Sacco's is a conservative senator? We reached him in Ottawa And I Miss Jeff Jeff Douglas. You Miss Jeff Douglas. But Jeff has been at his new job at CBC Nova Scotia for six months now so today as it happens finally hired a new person to permanently permanently replace him as Carols Co host and they asked me to introduce him which is kind of weird in any case he joined caroline whereas the as it happens studio Mr held in here you are yes here here I am. This is Mike. How weird is it into in an interview with yourself? It's the weirdest thing I've ever done. There's nothing that comes. Close to that level of weirdness and produced an interview about frozen PU knives. This this year you did. I did anyway huge. Congratulations but I'm not GonNa let you get off the hook here. I mean you know. There's an off treatment that people get married who they are including including you come on so easy the question. Why do you think you belong in that chair? That presupposes that I think I I belong in this chair which admittedly by inference because I applied for this job. I must've thought on some level but I don't really think I've long in the chair in the sense that I grew up listening to this show. The people belong in the chair to me. Are The people who I listened to the people I worked with when I started when I was a kid was Al Maitland. I worked with Barbara Budd when I got here. Sure I worked with Jeff Douglas so really and not just to be diplomatic. It is a listeners. Who will decide whether I belong in this chair or not? But I'm going to do my best. I I have a real sense of the shows history of been here for a pretty long time I already have this job. Why am I interviewing the things you learn some of becomes your co host? You grew up Niagara on the lake area and you were listening to as it happens as a kid. So when you were listening to Allan Alan Maitland. If somebody had told you one day son you're going to grow up and be Elon Maitland. You'RE GONNA sit in his chair not really thank goodness but if someone had told told you that that you're going to be the CO host of as it happens to say honestly it seems like and then there's the the whole aspect of it that seems really the most surreal part. What I keep telling people that this is really weird and it's not very satisfying thing for me to say or them to hear? I don't think that is the part that seems so unpredictable to me. First of all I mean really that I ended up on this show at all. It was already weird too when I started here as a producer and then to be the writer which you know this show. has this phenomenal history of really good writing. So that already was was amazing to me and then to actually actually yeah. I don't I certainly wouldn't have believed you if you told me that. Then but it was a staple of our house. I mean like a lot of people's homes for for the last fifty years. It was on every night during dinner. We do know that Jeff is dearly missed and we I do recall that we asked him to describe. Nobody thought his his job was and just hear what he had to say when we asked him is last day as co host listeners. I have for eight years. Sat here in in this little windowless room in Toronto. And I have honestly you felt you on the other side of the microphone if that's even possible but I've felt the other side of the conversation that Carolina have had every night and so I appreciate that I will miss you too and I'm proud. I'm proud of my time here. And that was how jeff described his relationship relationship with the listeners. Who are here new right now and wondering how do you see that? How do you see that relationship? I was on the other side of it for so long like it wasn't an I. I said I listened to it in childhood but I listen to the show all through university and so I've been here for sixteen years now. I've listened to it all the way through that so I I am a listener and a friend of mine emailed today to say that it felt like I was going to be a guest in her kitchen. That's what I understand the job to be in a way we tell people what's happened in a day. You talk to people as close to those stories as we can get. The intimacy of radio is such that you always feel since you have the same people in your house every night at six thirty. That ideally you kind of have a friend. They're telling you this stuff. I don't WanNa be sort of saccharin Eh. But that is what the relationship is radios intimate. So that's how I see it and that's how I hope people hear me when we interviewed. I interviewed Jeff Jeff before he left and you tested him and it was Pretty hard you wrote a script to read and it was cruel and unusual punishment. That was the last thing he had to do. And so it's going to be the first thing you're not gonna be passes to you now first of all you have to read that no fan. The jerky wrote this. Oh this one. Oh my God all right here we go all right. One well chef is offering some keen wa observations about his cool and airy perspicacity the roster autour has a new. PS Two resistance a sort of buoy obas featuring worcestershire sauce. US flog raw from a nearby rural isthmus and truffle Detroit us. It's a true behemoth of a dish with a soup. Solve Bergamot searched in a conch. Shell served In a conch Shell. It's the enemy of creativity and it's attracted a slew of luminaries including six statisticians. A professor emeritus and several Canadian Indian premiers were there at the premiere of the dish. We're withholding his name because we haven't thought of one but we've reached the chef in the Welsh village of Hun unverified Gwynne Dick I. Don't I'm butchering et again. You got to get it right Hon. WEHR PA- GWYNNE GIG Garish. Sorry Ish win drop antennas yearly Ogaga gone and since I don't speak Welsh that's Right or wrong anyone who does give you a passing grade on that anyway. I'm I'm very happy that you're here now that you are hearing you promise me that you can't leave me. I have no intention of leaving. Thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. I am the new co host as it happens and Carol manage to find me here in the studio and apparently you can learn more about me and this on our webpage at CBC DOT CA slash. A. H. in and in the summertime is nothing like sitting in a lawn chair and grabbing a cold beer out of your cooler and it's hard not to take a moment engaged gaze down at that plastic thing full of ice and whisper. You're boring look. Maybe you're happy with an insulated box. That has one job and does it just fine but at least sixty two thousand six hundred and forty. Two people wanted more. Those people invested in a crowd funding campaign for something called the coolest cooler a cooler that answered the question. Why can't the thing that keeps my bud lime cold also have a USB charger and LSD late in the lid at L. Ud light in the and I'm a little shaken up and a waterproof Bluetooth speaker and also a blender and the answer was it can just give us two hundred bucks so all those people did? They sent money to the coolest cooler people and waited and waited. That was five years ago but even after raising thirteen million dollars the Portland Oregon Company couldn't produce enough of the thing then according to company's CEO Ryan Grubber US tariffs Arabs on Chinese imports. Put the last nail in the high tech ice coffin. It's the biggest failure in kickstarter history and on Friday. He announced that twenty thousand backers Akers who hadn't received a coolest cooler never will however they are eligible to register to get some of their money back twenty bucks. This is chilling chilling or non chilling news for those backers. They've spent a lot of money and now they get pretty much nothing and it seems like they have bad management to blame because the cooler heads did not prevail food and A lawyer representing several groups who are accusing the Ontario government of mistreatment says the province is trying to shut down their lawsuits unfairly. The Ontario government is asking asking the courts to throw out at least eight class actions against it one involves an inmate named Adam CAPPA who was held in solitary confinement for most of his four and a half years in custody on. -TARIO was arguing that under a new law called the Crown Liability and proceedings act. The suits should be thrown out. And it's using the law retroactively. Kirkby arts firm is behind eight of the certified class actions. He's a lawyer at cost. Kaminsky reached him in Toronto. Mr Barrot how unusual is the argument game in the Ontario government is making try and shut down these lawsuits well. It's the first time we know of in Canada that either there're province or the federal government has passed a law this type to retroactively dismiss cases. That have already been brought in the court. So it's the first of its kind in the province. Says the purpose of this law is to stop. People from suing over government policy or spending decisions is that a valid concern. It certainly is and that would be valid reason in to have such a law although there's never been won before now but this law is much much wider than that in that it reaches mistakes mistakes made by government on the ground at the operational level not just policy decisions about budgets but their argument is that it it just simply clarifies existing law this the the Crown Liability and proceedings act is. Is that just a clarification of existing law. Well I know. That's that's what they say in their press release but the words of the statute which are what count not the press release are much wider first of all it attempts to Reach non budgetary decisions. That were negligently carried out by the government. Secondly it's retroactive so it applies to cases where the government is already lost the case and is appealing that decision and maybe useful for our listeners. To know of cases those by the case of Adam copy this is a former inmate to was held in solitary confinement in a windowless cell thunder. Bay Say for a long period of time. What tell us what what's at stake with that case? Certainly so there are eight cases where we were already certified which means into a judge already found that we met protest in the class proceedings. Act that we actually have a viable legal claim so there already is a screening mechanism in place to make sure that frivolous cases against the government. Don't proceed. Mr Cafe is a member of the class in a case. Ace called Francis which is a case. We brought on behalf of people who've been solitary confined in Gaols in Ontario and into have a mental health issues so that case was certified last year on consent. I might add The government and agreed to that and now they're seeking to have this law used in order to retroactively dismissed the case Some of the other cases relate to people suffering from bail delays claims by disabled adults whose funding was cut off off Solitary confinement of children crown wards who are mistreated a wide variety of cases. Most most of which if not all don't relate to budgetary questions. They relate to negligent acts by the Ontario government over a period of many years. And no no. No I want to ask you about this one of your cases which is The government's argument we tested in March of this case involving a twenty one year. Old Woman named Brianna Larue. Without what about Ms Larue cases being brought by her litigation Guardian which. WHO's your father? Mark Larue and in Ontario Those with developmental disabilities have certain types of funding up to their eighteenth birthday and then the day after that that funding is cut off and they're moved into a very badly run system and there are numerous wait. Lists and our allegation allegation. Is that the the wait lists are running the negligent fashion. There are no objective criteria. It's sort of a a Kafka esque situation where people are sent into a system that has no beginning and no end and I and changes every day. The government argues that the core issue is policy and funding. And so you can't sue the government for policy and funding issues. They you must protect those decisions. So how do you argue that. Well the the problem with that argument is that that's what they said in front of the motions judge with respect to us being able to sue them in the first place that it was a policy decision and our our statement of claim our lawsuit is expressly framed to not be about the policy of funding adults or not who have disabilities with certain programs but about the operation of the program once it is funded and passed by the legislature. So the judge already found in the court below that this was not a case about policy but about the management or mismanagement kind of this province wide system. And so it's a complete red herring to raise the policy question because our case was never about policy in the first first-place is your problem with this law that the bill itself or that it's retroactive. Well it's both. I mean first of all. This law was passed without any in consultation with the public or with the legal profession or the judiciary it was attached to a very large budget implementation. Bill second retroactive laws or retrospective laws should be reserved for exceptional all situations like wars or disasters or other things of that nature. I don't have any whatsoever that this law is not not going to remain standing in the present form because there's just no way. This is consistent with our system of justice or the rule of law to retroactively dismiss cases that the government already lost the province. Acts like this. This is normal. I ask them to name a single democratic country which has done what they've done and they they won't be able to name one because there aren't any we will leave it there Mr Barrot. We'll be following your cases and see how this goes. I appreciate speaking with you. Thank you thank you very much kirk. Burt is a class action. Lawyer at the firm CAUSSE Kaminsky in Toronto. And you'll find more on this story on our website at CBC DOT CA Slash Ai. H uh-huh they're usually the people asking asking the questions but today attorneys for the Democrats and Republicans were the ones being questioned as part of the impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump. It's part of the House Judiciary Committee's investigation investigation into whether the US president abused his power and it comes after. The Intelligence Committee spent weeks hearing from witnesses. Who Democrats say painted a damning picture of the the president's dealings with Ukraine? Steve Caster disagrees. He's the GOP's council and at the hearing. Today he brought up the rough transcript of July call between President Trump and Ukrainian President Vladimir Linski. That's at the heart of this inquiry. The purpose of this hearing we understand it is to discuss whether President Donald J a trump's conduct fits the definition of a high crime and misdemeanor. It does not such that. The committee should consider articles of impeachment to remove the president from office and it should not this case in many respects comes down to eight lines in call transcript let me say clearly and unequivocally equivocally that the answer to that question is no the record and the Democrats impeachment inquiry does not show that president trump abused the power of his office US or obstructed Congress to impeach. A president WHO's sixty three million people voted for over eight lines in a call transcript is Baloney Oni. Democrats seek to impeach President Trump. Not because they have evidence of high crimes or misdemeanors but because they disagree with his policies. This impeachment inquiry is not the organic outgrowth of serious misconduct. Democrats have been searching for a set of facts in which to impeach president trump since his inauguration on January twentieth two thousand seventeen that was minority council. Steve Caster speaking today during a hearing on Capitol Hill There are no signs of life today on White Island in New Zealand. That's according to police after. Rescue helicopters flew over top up of the island's volcano and reported only thick mounds of smoking ash. Five people are officially dead and eight are still missing after the White Island. Volcano erupted on Sunday. At least thirty one people have been taken to hospital with injuries. They were all passengers from a cruise ship on a day trip to get a closer look at the active volcano and after the eruption eruption the unstable conditions made it impossible for rescue crews to reach the island. Jamie Morton is a science reporter. With the New Zealand Herald. We reached him in New Plymouth new New Zealand Janey. What do you make of the news at this point that there are quote no signs of life on White Island? Today I guess it's not surprising Given the scale and magnitude of this eruption it was a large steam driven eruption That would have given even people Little tonight warning scientists. Expect that had that warning time would have been the order of Sickens potentially S We say from the footage was a very very dramatic. Lodger option. Shooting them some three point six kilometers into into the ear. Certain very tragic and there will be a lot of questions being asked and aftermath of this disaster. This is a very small island isn't isn't it. So where would people have been. There's actually some have described that they could see. People were inside the mouth of the volcano. How what proximity did they have corruption? I mean having traveled to the myself. You can walk around in a in a matter of a few minutes. Some very small enclosed environment. And if you're on the islands and this happens Yeah there's very little places to run very little places to take shelter Delta and what. How much warning would those people have had? There's probably two ways to look at it on one hand Al Scientific Agency is in charge All issuing regular bulletins estimating the A threat level or On the island at the top of the eruption it was sitting legal too so that's from scale of zero to five Label to indicated as moderate to hot and unrest unreached tourism uprights incumbent upon them to make decisions and to rely that risk to the terrorists. We night with these. He's Tops of streto volcanoes that capable of unleashing steam driven will phreatic eruptions within the spice of a few minutes. And it's best best because basically you've got meg missing quite high towards the surface. I when it reacts with a surface and groundwater you get these The potentially catastrophic Same driven options. So what would have been like. You've been there I mean. Obviously you weren't there when something like this happen but can you describe what you think. It was like for people people. who were there do terrifying? What say you know? I'm just in the normal saints off described the island Stepping onto the the state of an old section movie will some Weird Alien Moonscape united this dramatic Sophie yellows and the ion reads and you got bubbling streams and a credit like it's usually is about as acidic as bitch Win This happened. olek imagine the would have been this giant week account of a hurricane basically of a wish and particles that this would have blew out and that would have been For for those people that were near the vint. I'm sure there's been instantaneous. Of those people that were further away from it they would have basically basically saying this this John Column of s and they would have heard this being insane this thing radiating quickly up from the blasts on and would have have sound would there be this magma be moving faster what would that be talking about. A Very Large Karen tells weet esh cash the spade. That moves is supersonic. oops give you an idea. This sort of liquid can expand seventeen hundred times its original the value in just a matter of sickens and win. The the expansion of this energy happens. It's enough to shed a solid rock and excavate craters and Throw up large fragments of rock in hundreds of Mehta's into the ocean since some of the people who are still missing be underneath that I mean the police telling us. They're not signs of survivors of the helicopters up into the air to look And it's pretty clear if you say images of what the what the hell element like now that there would be no no obvious Memphis entity. It's really just struan and competent. With very thick what kinds of injuries. Those have been airlifted to hospitals. What kind of interested they have right? I will use a range of injuries. The I want to end you know these bins at the list. They're a very very severe bins as of now Some of those people have been ninety percent of the bodies breath in with Wentzel saying that Some might not survive those injuries so that the tall which currently stands at five confirmed within the eight missing could continue to rise some of these patients in hostile. So what what happens now. What what kinds of questions will the government might be facing and tour operators be facing in the days to come? It will be questioned with tools to this. Can't continue given the eruption demonstrated the fact that of comply out of secons no matter what indication scientists head in the weeks leading up to it the and also just sort of what laws and what rules should apply for these sorts of inches. Because this isn't the only a AH example of it's taught in New Zealand. tweeter tourists can basically walk around on volcanoes that are capable of producing these eruptions. Will Jamie will be following developments in the days to come and Thank you for giving us this this brief tonight. No problems thank you. bye-bye Jimmy Morton is a science reporter with the New Zealand Herald. We reached him in New Plymouth. Who for generations he was a regular presence in the household of millions of television viewers and yet in a career spanning nearly fifty years Caroll Spinney never became a household name? Throw that time most of his fans children and adults alike wouldn't have recognized him if he passed them on the street unless of course the street was called sesame and he was in character as one of the two beloved muppets helped create. Here's Mr Spinney. Voicing Very Meta exchange between big bird and Oscar the Grouch Oscar. Let's trade places. You'll be nice and I'll be grouchy me. Well you won't really be nice. You can just pretend and I'll pretend to be a grouch and we'll see people leave you alone and pay attention to me. I will want for ten to be nice will. Will you get your brain autumn. I can I burn my rosy I mean go away. Lamia Low Caroll Barrels Spinney the man behind America's favorite giant Canary and trash loving. Grouch died yesterday at his home in Woodstock Connecticut. He was eighty five. Mr Spinney Said said that muppet Creator Jim Henson modeled his vision. For Oscar the grouch on a quote magnificently rude waiter in a restaurant but then on his first day on the job. Mr Spinney got picked. Picked up by a New York. Cabbie who barked where to Mac before erupting into an unprompted rant against the city's mayor who could be more of a grudge than a cabdriver from the Bronx yes I had my ideal model for my new character he said a big bird of course was Oscars opposite in many ways in twenty thirteen. Mr Spinney spoke with the CBC's Sookie Gin Lee then the host of definitely not the opera. About how the giant Yellow Child Canary came to be Jim. Henson saw me doing my show in nineteen sixty fifty nine and he invited me to join him. The muppets and suggest that I play a big bird Oscar. The grouch gyms concept was us that he was a large silly goofy bird that he was going to go for the comedy and so we started that way. It big bird had a voice more like well he really ill on on big bird but as we did the show a few Months into it. I felt that big bird really should be a child Trying to learn the alphabet a and all the other things that we were using to start the show and The producers agreed and they would just make him a four and a half year old bird so I became a child again. He feels like he's my little boy. What time a terrible thing happened? I was was down at Georgia Tech and Georgia and So we did one show for for six thousand four year olds and They'd been bussed in in from all over the state of Georgia and we went to lunch and they asked the Iot CBO's and girls who are trading to be. US Army Army soldiers to guard. Big Bird make sure nobody molest the puppet walls helplessly sitting there and A few minutes later I sat a seeing all these uniform. ROTC students with yellow feather in their officer hat. Hennessy one to than to than dozens. We'll we don't give them away because they cost a dollar and a half each Feather so I went down. There's big bird. He's been pulled off the support he was on and he was laying in the dirt her and they had tried to pull off steak. One of his is the I was hanging off the beak and There were probably at least a hundred hundred feathers have been ripped out of his chest so this big bear area was showing the framework of how it's made and so I never knew how I felt about big Bertelli saw saw this terrible site and it felt like I'd seen my own little boy destroyed on the floor fell. He was by child. I don't feel like I'm big bird. I feel I. I got to bring my child to life and I- i- burst into tears. I I was absolutely flabbergasted acid and on that day I learned what big bird was to me smile. A little boy from twenty thirteen muppet ear caroll spinney speaking with the CBS's supinely Mr Spinney. Who retired from sesame street last year after nearly fifty years on the show died yesterday he was eighty five? You've been listening to the as it happens. podcast our show can be heard Monday to Friday on. CBC Radio One and on Sirius Xm following the world. But at six you can also listen to the whole show on the web this Goto. CBC DOT CA slash. Ah and follow the links to our online archives. Thanks for listening. I'm Carol off. And I'm Chris. How for more C._B._C.? PODCASTS Goto C._B._C.. Dot C._A. Slash podcasts.

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D4WH 77: The Hand of Fear with Beck Buckingham

D4WH - A Doctor Who podcast

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D4WH 77: The Hand of Fear with Beck Buckingham

"Offended and defended and ended in didn't it in than it and then didn't didn't by the dog this is my section. Earth is undermined. Protection Birth is gala Friday I've gotten to hard. Say Into the Master Role Missy Komo. Lonzo. Z. I am time Lord. No I'm not rick to avoid is a man who has time for a switch look like that I'm in great health you're expecting someone else generation osas. Fund. When I, say run run what's my boy piece insanity sorry mustache Larry. Sometimes I'm north but always align me. We will time me why me jumping the todd for a ride is big on the inside exploring all of time and Space Oh was that an and Would you like Jim? Time's ticking. We'd best go when you would venture. Geronimo. tastic. So will you best come with me? I'm done to her then. Ended and defended and. WHO Who? Can do episode, of D, For W hey. I am your host. El Dried must live. Joined US always by my co host El. Dried Muss live. Shirt and please welcome our guest. Eldad Mas live it's the food wanker Vic Buckingham. How are you? Jimmy talks thanks. Nothing. Bad has gone has happened this morning everything's perfect in recent weeks just we had finished out of tea so we couldn't draw. N. T.. Yes. Yes. I can flat here that makes so much more sense than. Let me tell you. Okay. And we've just. We've just received the CO from Gala Frei. You've got to go its trustee Bek Tek. Beck. How are you? Hi, Beck and Beck I s hi I'm one. Remember you'll. Come ben gets a cold to gala FRY not. outs. No no, we got the. Audio works. We got the gala Friday so we have to leave her. I can. Fuck. Out. Style. Day Be. Yeah Our episode today is the hand of fear series fourteen cereal to written by Bob Baker and Dave Martin, and directed by letting main good. All Lenny mine he's the. Guy. Looks like fucking Dick I. Can I ask? One of my looks like join. No No. No. What was the name Alpha? Century L. sincere he came out He was director and he said Oh my God look at looks like a talk for the Cape On. Down? At the hands but we're talking about the hand of fear which originally Ed between October. Third Nineteen seventy-six Sadly. This was the last time that Lenny would work on doctor who as seven months later, he was involved in a boating accident in the English. Donald and his body was never recovered. Again. He went to try to meet up with a great big Dick in the sky. Yes. That's That's what happens when we die isn't it you? We may have discussion about this autumn. You End. Up with the Dick in the sky. And I go when you die. They die and the the rest I'm GonNa lay with the Dick that's the best. makes. This is. Good. Time. Dimension that. becks Kid Ruby has just said I'm very impressed amum. CAIN. Loving daughters. Eh. I. I. Think. It's honest response. I can't wait to joke folks in the nuclear plant when. Oh Okay Fun to spoil the funds thought the song I am. I'm you'll remember that bit where he worked in a win. Costa nuclear meltdown. He. He hits the hand of elder elder had and the entire thing blows up. I know. Much Leeann Moss live. We start off as we always do with a short synopsis L. Draft. Must. Live and Sarah. Jane has been hypnotized to helping Eldad absorb enough radiation to regenerate her sorry himself. But as But is Eldorado is evil as they first appear Yes yes. That's basically you could basically boil it's four episodes but oh, my God there is so much corridor running yes. Yes. There is a lot of that is the worst episode bizarre leave on I think that could have given her a better one. To be fair. To be fair some of the other involved either having killing her off. Yeah. Which Elizabeth Laden was not a fan of and she also didn't want Sarah Jane to be married off as well. Yeah well compendious did that a lot they turn. And minutes they are well I. WanNa marry you. Not. Married A snap. The second try our marriage. Well. At least you didn't she could have ended up with. With Brian Blessed. Well, that's true. That's gotTa just wait another couple of doctors. For Perria? million. She gets brain taken out, and then all of a sudden he's like I'm always will marry Brian Blessed Yeah my God. Them, as a companion having you Brian Check now. Let us let us know in the comments what your favorite way for a companion to leave was. Definitely not want that. I would I would marry Brian Blessed. What are you talking about? You so One of us. WanNa marry Brian Bliss and you. Know. Not. HIMSELF KISS MARY BRIAN BLESSED YEP I was saying the way that she left I didn't like. Me, about, her. Left. What I liked about the step aside best-laid. At has off, think Bayden possessed or hypnotize moretons an enemy character. Yeah she's quite good now. I just realized that nation acting but what? Is the the report between her and Tom Baker and just it's just really is a combination of what it was like I know signed to BEC. I love the when the original L. Drought is in the tyler. Sincere. Just one does out door and comes speculating banana. The whole thing and The tightest probably has been on. The, Ninth Doctor Loves Bananas. As count, it was the only bronze. Seemed in the home for. Elders ninety, three that the doctor had that was horrible snarl. Graham grams probably watching the hand of fear being like, where's my Banana Gripe Hungry. I do allows the I love the back and forth allows you know when he says, we should talk L. Services. What are you going Jim like hanes signals in our this just love a lot of I i. particularly love the way that that. That Sarah Jane plays with the the lines I can imagine them handing the script and she goes Oh, just says L. Eldad must live and they're like, yeah, you just say that over. So she's like I love when she's like L. Drag. Muslim. I was like, Oh, she's so cute. She's She's okay. I'm so weren't that housing. will go strip dry roads. Yes like. So. Cute so. Really ad-lib look at the end. They were really good friends and you I. Think you can. Just you can send St East German at might it's sad to me that she was going. There's there's one point where Tom Baker is talking to the Professor Watson and he keeps talking and Tom Becka. Goes Oh shut up continue. Like I'M GONNA. Guess. That was not in the script. That was Tom Baker saying I'm the doctor you shut the fuck up. I love the way that will the collection going up and he's gone out after. You talk to that you're gonNA. Klaxons off that's still an emergency going. Oh well. Done Mark B. Shots up and I felt that I'm just like that's my dream of just being able to yell Allah. That's now allows imaginable people hustle Starving. Basically Jason, I returned to work during the. Current of ours will nines going off to the states I stop to come back I. Love I. Love the fact that the he's like everyone evacuate all return to work shit everyone evacuate. Not only to say evacuate but he he gives the award tastes speech as well. Oh I. I want to know how safe is it for your? Superior Your boss Guy. She could just blow whistle a lot but. Just. Move Woodley out. Nuclear Strike. On. It doesn't. It doesn't take much. He's like, yeah I made one call to the fucking ready they. Obviously trump. Gets he gets to the end of these like no one's GonNa believe me except for the army guys they were like they were down that was straight up straight down. Something about Sarah Jane having to RPG deducted holding off. She. Just standing there looking them like the humans. Am I right. Do you recommend a doctor has two sets the drums? Maybe has two of everything. Glenn Glenn Stevens Lacking He's At I am. Not. refinery. So if there was an emergency who is no way in Hell that AL chief staff were Robin got. Drunk. Episode of doctor who is an is historically accurate. It was the seventies darling. The honor will do anything a white man would say. Oh. All calm down calm down now. If you is don't understand where we stand on on black lives matter. Then you probably haven't been listening very hard or taking a jokes too seriously. Yes Yep. Was Current Farside match that don't we get. Yeah But we do standard. Therapy. Let's let's start with the episode. Shall we frozen don't and planet to Aliens Rugby, and snuggie he's. The giants. Sorry I was so confused I had no fucking idea what was going on May. One. I love touches him and the guy. Falls. Over these like we're all GONNA. Die. I'm. Suction that they fair Mike personal quoting traffic. I. Don Activation I went up Bob. Bob. Shit shoot these these just who'd were. compounded. By a sane way by one of them was giving a big monologue shot in silhouette prevent seconds which was affected lateness to what? Baggy. The thirty who? Shot in considering. Didn't they came out in their costumes and he went faulk. These also look like dicks stuck's. That's what she said. We've we've given them a lovely hat and it looks like. dammit. What do you people keep Mike and Dick Islands on a saying? He fucking with. Yup. So they're trying to freeze to death and sometimes in Brisbane, it can get down to twenty degrees. So we know exactly what freezing Yeah. Hey. Ray to raise the other morning. This morning I looked on the thing that was three degrees in on the north side so Get Coal. Creek. Law Won't be called but calls yeah. I don't know if it actually goes degrees. The decision is made to obliterate the capture flying through space even though there is a one in three million chance. Eldred mutt survive the captial is obliterated L. Jettas bed. Eldad is dead and Sarah and the doctor have a lovely day together. Well, that was nice things we. Know as we all know Dr who one in three million chances are one hundred percent assured. the doctor Yes. Aquatic Yes. It was cannon where where are we were in a quarry? Yeah. No Shit show look. You probably you probably you probably typed off of the season they're. Ask. The doctor and Sarah Jane. Sorry. Quarry this allows going just like. I love that. That's so good. It's only when Sarah Jane See. Someone screaming at them that they realize wait warning sirens also sound like sirens. Minute fighting back in. A work tries to warn Mike not to push the detonator, but Mike has a taste for blood and. You're. Naturally. I just found a local that was back to have an explosion and I shot the around that. Can we agree? Yes. Well. That walks a lot of fans saying it's not all rubbish it's true. It's not true and then there was a mid the coward up on. It. It did get very but it wasn't a a blast proof thing and I could dig it out but it was all a stage stop. It wasn't. They just turned off went hey, a quarry be when it could be hoop. And I've seen a video of a of a youtube who went to like. They've put a like in there now stop. Quarries. After they need them. Put them back. Together who've been spoken, they don't use parties. Old Shit at the bottom. Water. Studiously disappearing. Thankfully Sarah Jane is all right and just needs a hand to hold onto what good luck this already one thing. handleable I will say. This is an hour Taylor. There's a there's a finger missing so it's like this. Beside. They really were looking graphics. This could screen on thirty was gonNA stop playing some Soda Driven High I don. Heckman something. Of I love visuals, the visuals the so great. Arab. At the hospital, the doctor is examined by Dr who assumes gala fray is an island. Yeah. Wait. Until he we try to explain what exactly anyway let's. Let's forget that. Night Shaw. He actually looked up and. Gallop, fries in Numb in Ireland. Where he's John Smith when he's humid. In one with. THAT WE CHECK We. We've we we've been playing full people would have been playing a pointless quiz, a discord, and and that's how I found out. One of the questions was name abandoned has won the Aria Lifetime Award and I guess powder finke, very influential band but no, they have not been odd on a that. Human. Nature has human loss to you one. Human Nature Electrical Loom. Yom's new favorite band. On the MOM. What's your mom's favorite song from the metal? I yeah that's why I assume she probably has at least one of Christmas records. Nine site. Yeah I've got older Labor Archie. Nothing to tell you. Watch what? He's a great piano player. This It's not going to be the same sort of Shit you tell me Peter out. The starting hand has been passed on to Qatar pathology helps the doctor deduce that it's a silicon based life form with a crystalline struck show say try saying that three times fast. You. Know what I've seen it but I kept thinking I. Know You from somewhere must be in a small doctor now. Ambulatory for do you think that this is a shot of young children working? On saying in the spices thirty seconds it's. A differentiation or clinical psychology Doron Jere Didik. Who? Had to calm. I just I just might. My first thing was like, why did they send it to pathology? Yeah. I assumed. I just assumed it was like a statue, a hand, a statue from a from a statue and they're like, oh, it's a fossil I'm like, why don't you assume it was a fossil Time not but it was airy. Yes look. You had kids I've read those words in a Lotta kiddie books. Clarence. Kit. Again. I Love I look I love the geodetic range of kids books. It's. There was, said to accept piglets in Nineteen Zero six child Harry Harry you're a crystalline structure. The depreciation. Reasons. Well, I think they. Thought. She robbed the knock eulogists biologists would have been quick. Archaeologist tightened a lot longer to. Things. Over the pathology. MELO'S COVA tests. So He's like, Oh, I haven't got time for this. And also ain't nobody got job but I. Would not have? been. In hostile. Stopped you. and. Think brew. Never. Stopped. Exactly why stop now? So the doctor manages disc-, secure an electron microscope but as soon as it setup he bugs off back to the quarry. Doesn't even check on Sarah Jane before he leaves, he walks us. Does need. Well, she's already awake. So if you look, he'd be like what the fuck is going on here. He flipped the sign so that said don't disturb. But. He did ask the doctor to tell him when she woke up. So the doctor's going to be like Oh doges up. Okay. We'll leave her alone then. Well never a say that don't you again any he had had a lot of lines for someone who never appears ever again. Many went off ship and I'm on the doctor's Laden Komai when she's away ask but on leaving. Highway Contact Yanni. is now a cinema text and also it seems like that that doctor is the main doctor looking off to Sarah in the credits he's he's credited as intern. No. Actually sold. Back. Watching Youtube video naturally. Subtitles intern decided early. Yeah. Exactly. Anyway. Sarah. Jane Sarah China's awake and turns out. She's been nicotine jewelry. She's got a taste for it. She also next the star in hand, but she makes sure to put it in tupperware container to keep. Up in. China. Idea I love that it's. Like, perfectly fits the hand in A. Way Because. Not many people know this, but it does not guarantee. And one of the things that it's you know it's one of its great useless relay that it can hold a not extraterrestrial and. It fresh Silliman. Lighter on a side by side with a guy in the in the special suits picks it up with Crohn's and everything driscoll gently places in the top. Stronger than anything. But then when he when he takes it out, he doesn't do the lit up. Old. He. Unlike. Nothing must be full of radiation might. When when he picks it up at the tones, the top of the takes. The hand like disguise. squish. Out of something I'm just like I didn't realize coca ends could WHO's watching? Thanks? Hi, Karen Has A. She says I love that I send it to pathology because the doctor doesn't give a crap. Basically pathology is for all the stuff lying around the doctor have no interest in does say he does say we're only concerned with the living here. Yeah By the way I'm going to disappear and never look on my patient again goodbye. Away, we're. Finding nothing at the quarry the doctor leaves the hottest and goes back to the hospital to find Sarah Jane Gone and the sample absorbing radiation from the electron microscope. QUERCIA hospital. From that very quickly. Yeah. Yeah. Did he walk? To the entrance to the hospital. And is still at the quarry yeah. Why why would you take the Tatas anywhere it's only the thing that can instantly appear anyway. To. Get that. One Way Jakarta Guz. MUSTARDS Did you find anything of the quarry. What did you think of the quarry? Up. Who? I was just asking I'm not under oath Paulo. I'm not crazy adult. About. Dr Discovery East of reward. She is really shit a body out when people under its own. Then every time someone goes L. Must Live and blossom when I'm like they're onto L. draws power. They're under L. Droughts power. Who? Drinks. Bring to order the first meeting of the elder must livers. Our. Lives. LIMP is. All. Eldred prison. Prison Algebra president. L.. Sorry. That's me present. Nine when this a substitute ultra interim Eldorado Eldorado. Address at a jet I dread. Get Him. L.. Ultra Drago. Will. They find out that the sample is absorbing radiation because otherwise they never would have figured out that Sarah Jane was going to the nuclear power station. And there would be one quite. So handy on US next door apparently. It was actually a real. I WANT PATIENTS GETTING CANCEL Clipping. Record they filmed in an actual power station in Oslo. I. Seventy five percent of this episode, these episodes were filmed in a sound stage you know. And apparently, it was raising. Raising. And before they could leave leave set, they had to have like a Gog account run over them to make sure they were. They couldn't take anything offset until it had been tested the and not real. Safety was. On this of being run off they fate with money or as an explosions and not this is not seventy six but talking about there was off hygienists. Executed zeal talks. The health safety off the show was was was more into it than the health and safety on the shores. Somehow either Sarah Jane or one hundred and fifty million a year old starring alien somehow knows exactly how to get to the radical without getting lost. When You. have. You never been so drunk woken up in your own bed gone on. No idea how I. Understand that. Okay run. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I know where my bet is I don't know whether reactor core is. Well. That's true. Hey Baby. Do you WanNa do WanNa put you starring hand on my. List All, I need you to do is scream out algiradas Lou. Wait, it's not win. I'll tell you what it's going. Be Difficult for me to ask my next girlfriend. Al-Jihad. Costume. Starting Zoeller. She could be. A. Quality emphasised. His blue lights in your eyes. Black, sued. That's how I. AM. I drink doubt. that. Restraint. Then, what will get you? Fast. That is the. Must be on. Keeps busting in big. What's the imagine Oh, God. Oh God. Houses. Are you crying. Is Trying. Even Astro projecting. Of Burma, Saad with because that. That's when when that happens you know like. Is it. Is. It. S. Done because I've got stuff today I. Got Is a child. Moss Live Anyway, the doctor. Caught by the gods, but they managed to evade the gods. Thanks to their one weaknesses swinging doors. I love when the guy who was in front runs back and he's like they must have gone this way. Well, those guys have been standing there. No positive him. God. No you have to be addicted ray. Tell. You. have to. Have Intelligence tests. Up and missile and Heidi here, and if you will the other way and then turn around when. You got. Naji. More on. What Also, a special shoutout to the costumes in this same things around that very same that had a very also crotch in a nice. Take. A very. Mesmerizingly Lodge. Area. Yes. There were special. Yes. Yes. Yes. especially initially on the women specially on the women. Women don't you? A FROST Oh. God. Why why is this happening? Why? I'm my happy place. You. Said what? Why? I Love Love the radiation suits that they wear later on with the giant condom heads. To. The. Fact that they you're warning the character was supposed to be a man. One of the producers of the director somebody alive sit actress. Let's throw wearing. Gwen looks like that actors go to paint. US Auto. Chuck Chuck a woman over there covered up. All my husband sentiment. Oh she could have hoped ground. Monks. Well I didn't notice that. Yeah. Denounce side must leave but bras muskie. Rose is that what he calls out bras must be worn bras must be worn. L. Driving, he excuse me. The starting hand now has flesh on it and start throbbing Sarah understands that the hand is. That's that's what I call my. Story hot hot. Still my throbbing heart. which was once might have stardom. I thought that the graphics were answerable the specialist with pretty good because when the hand started to move in the tupperware thought. Okay, that's crazy. Look like you'd be superposed on that. It was made of fun kind of did that. If you can't in the caves in its pulsing gently online me. Look. This is how. Strange recording with that McKee his hand on my knees. Everyone Mikey Claxton. ooh. Uneven. Club is. One. Can I. Can I just say can I say when I want to make the graphic for Monday? I had to skiing before I watched the episode. So I assumed I saw the hand and like, Oh, they must get chased by A. Possessed, hand or something now, hand just sits there. Yeah. Not just. The most we see is gingerly touches the door hinge and there were like. A MONSTER IT'S GONNA kill us all and it's like it's just like Ikat even get up. Just like like. It's like a candidate at the door like let me in. Let me in. I mean. Like sentient hint start that doesn't get a big. Things beyond. Asked episode that you guys made me watch was one if the flying thing is into the. Laws. And then there was another one with the. The CYBERMAN. Added the skeleton. The skeleton hand so I loved loved them disembodied hand. was staying wondered why might be these excited minions? The hand to feel. Amish. Shannon. Side there's. There's an. L Bar. you know at the time this podcast ends, we'll have made you watch a full body. Do. It's A. Full. Body. I also love the when Professor Watson is talking on the loudspeaker to tell everyone to evacuate power station. This is John. This is fly like ruling across his face like. That I noticed that I was like Oh my God. Was that what? Was it when we were in the saints a sign yelling that woman get a team of been suited up and onto dextrous go out there. On The ninth. INNING run. Done. Swan. Direct. His wife Yeah and that's and that's why later on and professor makes makes all foreign cold himself because like I'll just do it myself man on that giant red sign either he. Who Man Hands or? And you cannot rely on. A decent coach and get the information out having a bit of a Gaza. Let's look I mean it's interesting. They can make a phone call because he's probably will rotary phone. So it was like I need to call the army. I think have. A duty fine. Did He? Way We when we got a press voted. Impressed five, even bring by. Judy. was a line wack, a woman every episode. Die You just say a little bit more little Paik into the loop into the chasm. That's what I call her the Caz is a catchy. Hello. Hello. I'll let you out. And then I emulate jaws when I go work on bigger deck. I. On the Deck I. Said New Zealand Dick Yep. Sheriff whenever I ate something and I look I look I say some stuff. That problem too I. Think it's I think it's great like my stomach just rest stuff on him be like I'm numb. Is it like that multi? I don't. Know I feel like I'm like an offloading in the water being like. Ready. Tommy. Cracking open bags of chips with Iraq, and then eating off my tummy. I and then I got up and I walked around things into giants three something set to me and I have. Not. represent. Else's. Sorry, I want to mention. The. World's most plastic looking wrench are yes. Oh my God that was like a sorry Brian. I Love I love it. L. Dreads big plan when he takes over. is to fuller the doctor up to the highest point of the power station. And swing a wrench at him like not telling him I L GRANDMA's. Wrench, and then full off and die yeah. I was like Jesus Christ one odd hitting for behind. Exactly. was bought. So we swings around, he has to have all like I mike shots. Of these ridiculous thing and then John and he was the only character. Quite locked. Besides Pearl Driscoll. Of A he's never mentioned again. So no worry about it. There's a dead body lying. In the power station. Road. I love. She's going she's going go in dealing with her. Your eyes. How do I you to? please. Anyway as we were saying. After this after this Watson tells everyone to go back to work and it's like us there's a dead body he. Well, a health and safety God was asked by the. What his reaction is probably. All right. Everyone evacuated again. It's just there was that one lovling mind wearing rings is his wife. But he can't really sight when he wants to side because that to die. Out Chart Gone. As been limping. Go. Out Tie. Eased tied guy. You think. Song. I I thought that was stupid pointless Kaesong at him not. I. Was Stupid and pointless. Thank you very much my new. Human Nature Surprisingly, it surprising. How How many people like Uptown Kill I. I like it. It's a fun jaunty sound. Time. Isn't that. Funny. Is it Hundreds. Tight you do. I love to the most controversial thing. This whole fucking episode is the fact that I like uptown girl. On I, think. On. And you're you're weird religion. Time gone. They send interest radiation suit but just finds the ring putting them putting him under L. Dad's throw. He tells the doctor he didn't find the rings. Instantly, know that he's hypnotized many I've got a question I. Yes. The door and be color pinwheel for wheel of fortune. What what the fuck is. Explaining. It's a keyhole because later on driscoll walks in and it hides a very. High he has his massive key that he pulls out and he puts IT IN A. Good thing that driscoll got. hypnotized considering UCLA went ahead and had who has the frigging K. Yeah. On an Alan Kane, the world's greatest Allen Kate either. I mean and she should admit scrambling. What how was it the writing BOJ? and. unloved the. You're. So. Me Me Me continues. Pluck. Is, Sung. It's. The wide out grinded the RADII. Monitor member in in the one with the Sarah in the relationship. Alex, winter just really done g sort of leave up going up this time mid actually got three lots. Very nice. Very nice. Round usual. Felt felty goes through a boiling hot too little tunnel or yet two hundred degrees Celsius. Now there's nothing doctor and. The phone yet and Sarah conveniently subdued like that. Oh. Yeah. He pretends to be hypnotized and then brutally takes her down. Yeah. I was like, Oh, it's her neck snapped. This she goes out. I know what you leave snap. Oh, we've lost in the KIA owners. She's just doing a Saunas clearing exercise just down. Through that once every half hour. That's awesome. Union to West. When you when you laugh so much cry important. You've got to let it all out. Around back into you, Adam? Is Your. I started this podcast because I can't afford a therapist and I will continue to use as my therapy very much. House got working for you. Terribly So. I Love I love when driscoll holds L. dreads hand carries it around the. As got the rings he he couldn't use the ring on his work might, but this is obviously someone he nicked his lunch. Time. That guy never mentioned again everybody gets knocked out and never mentioned again. They just at some point, you would like that ring just around. I'll say. Just. Writing. Let me. Let me ask is diving out of the way of radiation to way to save yourself because the doctors. Are Absolutely. Doesn't affect you remember your, but the doctor seems to think because he's like quick dive. Once he's nine. Nov the Watson up when he I think boxing and he's standing and he's just like yelling through the door, the radiation they blend, they will be lethal. Chances are. You've probably go snitch on you now. I just think you should understand that many safety. Statements. What we go the Blue Line and safety. Stand on. Good. We Love we love. and. Safety. Out Tonga. Point some. has on a line somewhere and said of you stand on this side of the law you'll live if you step over it your dead. Without any SANJIV except this is. My parents of us not made before anyone so. Of. Blue on safety. Safety. Over this line POW straight to the moon, that's right. Step of this line have buckles on your eyes. And that's basically what you're saying is that when the government those lines on the on the Railway Station tracks doesn't mean anything and I could step over them safely. Ended up her. That's that's something I've never had a go by before. Guy. Thinning out and let it happen. Claxton odd. Somewhere, in the case house going Oh. She goes down there. Right. So. Glad. I got that microphone to work. Missing Luckily. Content. Detailing Lino. Off. was impressed guys lock you point that dark radiation. The radio level and they will be whereas years. Cancerous. Service. Get are. To get it. It's it's just it's just cancerous and it's the seventies. So as doctors say I'll protect myself with a cigarette. Shops. Yes. The the Army Yummy is. Sorry. Yeah the goes to bomb the place. So everyone congregates outside to watch stuck footage of jet sue shooting missiles but unfortunately, there's no stock footage of the power plant blowing up. Well, the other thing is one the hiding behind the trump. Now, we all know that that's not really going to help. As would have. Like. The fact that Sarah's might be funny vice and trying to do the not yet. Yes. That was fun dope just just standing up there. He's just told the that it. Devours radiation than I thought. What is this vague? May say more fade. And it was seventies and a guy was just like I know we just blow it up. And we can't punch. It will blow it up. Have we tried to bombing it? Tonight. Flex talk to. Hang should Mossad you'd like. L.. Drought is horrified to find out that they have become a bipedal humanoid figure who is even worse a woman. Your heart woman but not by his culture. That is one sixty traffic if that. Had to leap. And also. In you when you posted this podcast and you head May. Branching at some woman's ankles. The. Let me just say the reason it was like that because that that was the only picture of you I could find online. From. Your neighborhood watch shine. Honesty. And I had two options it was either. Looking. Looking over Tom? Baker or. Her crotch. Again. On brain. Can knock down and as you. Said love work working out with West vs. Knew said L. Gerrad must vary indulge. US. Shoes Scott be modeled off of Sarah Jayme which is funny. Oh thing like surgery. She's way taller than Sarah. Jane. Got The high risk you know when to when two people love each other. All the a hand of L.. was. She was wearing a wedge. there. During the the snake is six year old charge which I would wear. I would wear that whole outfit. Is. Great. It was fantastic. She looked. Pale. Totally totally wear it. Tell you. On the station, my father had. Could. An. Comforting similar to the giant outfit pink and white stripes and he said to me. Nitto you want catch you why to get a man if you wear that I said good. And then he stole three of my jumps in in the dog Kennel for the dogs because. The positive phraseology to your door you're not going to hatch. What we're good gotTA remember. The country and anyone who was twenty shoot one was left shells. Shit Dad a caught me a man what do I do with the now? I'm sorry I'm sorry. Wasn't as good as. Our currency frog here. If I could turn back off. Your. Could you just? Dot Lok singing. I are so many ways turn back time. Why am I wearing fish nuts knocking. have to sign away by. Yes. As in NFL take taping waiting for this kosher. Tell me all about the funds I have no idea what you're doing. I. If, you go back to the control room and it's critical. It's going hits A. Appearing and disappearing on the screen critical critical. Uniforms that is so hard to raise. Everyone would stand durant for at least an hour. It's Q. Tko. It is a beautiful sixty, seventy psychedelic folk and generally that now on old computers. With import banks should be in some sort of flourishing funds. Very difficult. It was like it was like the Comic Sans of its time it was he was each. Your. In all capitals in sort of a, what's the the? The Old English and then everyone looks at it does. What does that? Make sense was actually developed to be easy to read. Ends now about what's a joke? It's main all there in the title, any voiceover main machine. Ever want to say how graphic designers feel about those sorts of. Watch these Saturday night live click with Ryan Gosling. Gold. Papyrus yet airy funny. And that's quite a thing to say that happens a graphic artist respond to a phone show. Usual loss on judicial cash shorts might make you. Thanks for joining US watch. Will. Dot Com. I think, but to Paris I is retiring is nothing. But the actual Aachen control ruin. tastic follow. So. Good. Everybody inches the controller man. Who? I Love I. Love A. Lie Detector is and the doctor's like head flips out on what is going on. They took Frayn's and just repeated the ed. Was Real Rebecca, it was real. It was real at Break Wall cinematography did. Pie. Won't stick them on and then you. Look. Well, the props didn't have a lot to do in the episode they once he'd at the who these in the first thing. Stuck. In traffic. Stuck. In traffic at least at least with the is they had they had somewhere to like super the blue light not like every time the rings on where the Blue Light is like in the general vicinity of the thing is to be. Working on. The Blue Light was actually distant arbor life I put on top of the footage. Pick. Real. Oh. Juanita. Nice. Not Brad must. Must Be. Sipped. I have. For Your own. Changed. issue. I have taken over this man's putty. Found my. Stone. had. Yes has we have. Must Pakistan story everybody now? Must Leave. Off. I need you sound like, Mario? Yard. Next touring hope. Beyond. She collect shrooms. Access. To Go to a power station now. Buddy. Karen says, those hoodies, the aliens where would be rocking Canadian winters and? It would save them the trouble of chasing down Paulo Bear's fur coats. None of his numbers on the planet. We want carries that was a ninety actually looks like. Yeah. I. I. Was I was in Canada during autumn and it started snowing and Canadian people will like. Like freaking out like, Oh my God. It's snowing during winter. IT GETS DOWN TO NEGATIVE THIRTY I'm like Oh my God. I I was in Toronto in Spring and it was twelve degrees and the. New Shorts Ron and he's put the talk. Jan on his car and I'm like dream jacket. Then I then I then I had to tell them. Oh. Yeah. In Australia in Brisbane in summer gets up between thirty to forty degrees our like what what are you talking about? I love. Tonight's they just let the strands with an action. Carrot Karen says the winters reach negative forty and it snows for six months of the year. That would be that would be amazing Oh my God that's amazing. It's summer and there are only like fifteen above fifteen fifteen dollars. That's our wintertime. Yeah. Yeah wintom. Greece right now that's Amy Webb sweating because I'm sitting back and she's hot stuff hot steinbeck baby the. Now. She got US turns out. Your your. They were quite surprised. I like those I like those silicon based life forms. It my geodetic those. Dies. We're back and. Just goes dead. No mentions that go to Kelly's family whatever. Still. Borys deserved to really after that sheedy sort of attempted killing anyone. Even, do a good job he's like. WHO's? It was rubbish Yeah. I i. do think that there's some animals between to work might driscoll charge to punch or on the hand instead of do the ring thing. I went into office politics on. And then? At this point because I'm sainted a million times but at this point as Eldridge channing, why did you stop to think? Okay maybe Trad Goodie. I did yeah but. Eldred. Was Not acting like a goody at all. But. Maybe I thought ultra had been. Once bitten twice shy. Do you reckon the reason why? In plot by made L. Drought a female I was because it'd be more believable is only turn good. Yeah Yeah you you never lying in bed at not hear noise outside know what God is a woman out there. Who I never I never. Women women in here on. My version of place to like there's a woman in and are. There people with Jane this woman for a stories to tell that's what I was. True it's not true. Maybe your woman. When you at? least shoot. Makiya you were trying to make a joke about. I hate you starting several times and just wanted to let you get your disad as well. I'll say perhaps the woman's. was. Wearing, one of my outfits university and so therefore could not catch the man she rucci changed. It was long but we got there. We got there the end it wasn't worth. Phyllis loving and affectionate. Expense. Optical look at Losses Adam and. Say. Women don't need and catch me. They just have to say I've got booze. I'll be there baby. Kim. Boyce boobs slash. Just, slim. At that is that is also a relative cry for me I have no standards. That's not. We love. The doctor offers to take eldred back to Castro but in the present, he refuses to take one hundred and fifty million years into the past to extract. ENJ-. Yes and then Sarah goes often gets the Norwich. Well. I wasn't tries to shoot eldred, but the boots do nothing. The doctor warns her that if he kills what's in, he refuses to help her. He also reminds eldred that Watson helped her regeneration so she. Gratitude to the person she just tried to kill. What the Hell Does Watson. Think he's doing. A weapon couldn't kill this thing. Off the bullets don't work. So goes back to get another clip. And the thing is bringing clips. But also, but also the effect that happens when he gets like shutdown by by Eldorado is amazing he's like negative and it goes blue and then off. Else? Recognize. The Line West dislike. I think they said Dr Watson. Come here on. The S yet. That's that's A. Throwback to the fest Frankel the. Ankle. By the doctor. Yeah How's? It wasn't another to have. I seen Palestine. Yes. And Knowledge. Is Free. I know absolutely nothing about anything else because anything that was any use in my life. I. Drew Out so I could sneak up who stuff. Cocaine I believe that. If you think I'm missing, can you be singing the nesting heightened telling everyone about Tom Baker did? I. Hope I. Hope that if you get dementia, you'll just going to go around thinking you are the doctor like that would. Be, say. Cool. visit you. I'll tell you all about the planets to. Certain Declining mental. Loop you'll. You'll know you'll know when I start to suffer from dementia because I'll be like, Oh, you should meet my girlfriend like. Will Still. Me Now Oh. Yes and when when eldora jumps onto the Tatas instantly tries to attack the doctor. That's when I knew that Eldad was probably going to turn evil again well, and the EU will. What is what is the actual truth of this because guns can sometimes get fired in the control of the Tatas sometimes they Depends it's it's very lenient to the story so I hope is. That couldn't but then in the new series, it's happened. And believe in the series it probably has as well. So make up some minds about this for me the need. That little bit Shittier is. The doctors always carrying guns Lozada's. Disapprove. I'm not even GonNa Knowledge that eldred on cancer L. on on Kastriot Eldorado restores power to the diamond heads into the chambers getting an arid Arrow of acid in her chest for her troubles. Are To the night one of my favorite. Awesome. Of this going through, this is the banter between the between Sarah Antibac- bike our share in the doctor it's just. I. OUGHTA care about that. It's the. Just, the beautiful culmination of what their relationship had. And have little comments and jokes to him. You know it will that sort of stuff as they go along that's would I enjoyed them in the act a little run down call yes. Like when like when Sarah Jane gets hit by a booby-trapped but it turns out there only designed to hurt chemistry. right Sarah Jane thinking she was about to die. Get up. So yeah. That was some really. Fabulous overacting. Jain He's really she's really good with it. On your own up she gets. When he says style here and she runs runs up run. Back you. Like. They set off another booby booby-trap, an avalanche avalanche of rocks presumably designed to only hurt silicon based life forms. Thank God. Yeah Yeah Brooks. People, yeah, yeah Cobb and by law loans wouldn't be crushed by rocks. Cost. Not. Agent Wobble and then my favorite bit is where Sarah Jane starts asking questions about the booby traps she says she. Rebates. Get it. Anyway. She starts asking smart questions about the booby traps and the doctor who we've always been told always right treats her like she's being silly even though we know that they are being watched. I know. It's a real thing of the doctor noise dice to not really listen to the companion. Even. When they're correct well, particularly because this is the seventy sent domain screening was was that it's It. It's hey. Yeah, they said I took. My husband offered to give me a holiday finance planning if I were blogs every single thing today and to kick him in the notching. So we. Back. It's like the Modern Day version of the odd couple. Lanes the other gets kicked in the nuts data that. He was not the same person. Yeah yes. Gets kicked say come to a bridge over crevasse the duct just lifts. Up over his head. On the. Tell me the Kia how? How safe is it to have the lead actor just holing another actor around like a circus pods That's the Greenlee Sites A. You're still outside smoking. Drums. I I wanted when I watched that. They were they supposed to help her across and Tom bag is like fuck this fucking lifted her up. After like Oh God what's going on? The. Before the doctor was very hanes in this episode. Very Handy. So head to fear is nationally the concrete hands. On Sun and offbeat she was supposed to be aided on foot across the bridge so that we can see those. Boots you WANNA get a hand a wanted to really. Sorry, they take it to the regeneration chamber which Disa-? Sale. Okay. All right. But Judd has now regenerated as a male sorry L. has always been played by a woman since I started watching this episode. But I just don't think the character works as a man I. AM ON. L. Always being a woman i. Chilly out. Sorry untitled Freebie. This was the worst eldred if the. Politically went downhill L. The man and it has nothing to do with the fact that L. Dribs and man but the writing in the second half episode is terrible and that's what I don't like. Acting was terrible more politicize. Once he's a man. And had to have a B Johnson Yard. I. Love the Mustache. The Rock be mustached. Yes. That they have L. Because L. been killed speak guilt. Kills the. Ultra goes blood crazy ranting about how he will now rule Kastoria he runs his Russia's to defeat the king of Castro. WHO turns out is long dead. algiradas this angry joking one. It is very, very extreme revenge. Yeah. To commit. Suicide of your whole generation. The infant testimonials possibility L. Drag we've come back now. Right everybody Algebra has been obliterated, but there is a one in three million chance city by be back. So look. It's a bit extreme, but I suggested we kill all of ourselves and make sure that nothing ever exists. Excuse me can we we may be moved to another planet so he can't. Dr. A lot of work. I think. That seems extreme and then that stage stays never complain never been obtain. Plan. And I also think that all of future generations that we got stored. Them Tot-. I mean we don't want Eldridge have anything even though he probably got back ever. I mean you know. Anyway. Wanted, three million chance so Or? On you guys want me to killing you or us. Going to do it yourself. This job myself. Whatever workspace this? Yeah. Kill state finished. He didn't WanNa do as I said before tonight home yeah yeah. Alphabetical. Well. Off. That way ally King Roque on to be the lost one because I need to record some messages I you. Want, it was your plan maybe? No no no I'm I'll be. Naturally. I'm not gonNA live for one hundred. Years. Himself I hate the suicide pacts. Guys you got. And he's just like I'm just GONNA. Sit here until I die. And That's he did to stop. Because he has to. I'm assuming he he binge watch Netflix and then he died. That's what it's like being in isolation. You Been George that looks 'em fund you on your couch after awhile. Right. Jane and Sarah Jane of the doctor uses scarf to trip L. dried into the abyss. He throws elbruz ring of power into this offering. Later, stating that Eldorado probably is dade, which basically just means he gave him his ring back. Yes. Check Ring Pop tarts hide highlighted somewhere. Just, just chuck. It out at abyss. Don't was like a jewelry box full of like. In L. Drag races in Seven thing. Let's. I just need to find ring. Excuse me. Sorry. What was that? What was that? Sorry sorry I couldn't hear you. Breathing voice in my head. What was. To the like. What did I? Say something like Oh what's in a Bee's? Long way down something. That was A. Yeah. He said it's an ambitious yet. So along dance try to undermine. Foreshadowing I liked to liked it when she said. I liked. Stan team. Reviews that are ring afterwards that that. Loved the first. National read and then the second. Just. Acted Rocks and he's Lips moving is the acting man was able to do I like I like when the doctor goes how do we know you're actually Eldorado aw, you sound just like Professor Watson the person We've both met. L. Dried. Back on back on the Tatas Sarah, Jane is sick of being menaced by aliens and threatens to leave nine. She's she's just talking a little what stamping hasty. Yeah While, she packs her stuff. The doctor gets a coal from Gala Frei and he knows he must take Sarah Jane Back to Earth. She is devastated. No. But good things she's got stuff packed up. I was loved that long where she goes up going to Greece giving. was like. You've already packed to good. He's love. Housing. North players just really close with her. It's just a snuffed AL and a plant. The least dramatic exit companion I've ever seen she. Walks out doesn't like. The companion exit in new. Multi episode. The music swells and there's moments where they stare at each other at all my God I'm going to go away and yet. Dongli one of the most. Tender obscene in old food, the classic. Although I thought Lewis the doctor was a bit in love with John. The doctor and I think that that was pretty tough. But yeah and I hiked the Y that he's we made again. So now he say why she thought he'd come back. And you know and then he just bloody typical. Slowly with once off. The same. They slipped. slipped. In the todd his. Head. The dump. The doctor drops off Sarah Jane. What he thinks is South Croydon. Thirty years before we find out, it has actually abidine. And she got missile said the director Louis. chief on. An odd thought. Thank God. It wasn't May and I said now you click why Honest, to God a half Arnovitz scripted second insane. Saying you'RE GONNA reply accomplished whistle well might thought you at three months will be shooting side. Yeah isn't idea. All and the other thing. That Tom and Sarah didn't like the final dialogue that were given in the toughest and so they improvised. So they came up with themselves to truck because they didn't think it had enough abortion and. I was GONNA. Say What? What do I think feel like the original script was the doctor going going to miss you very much Sarah Jane the way like no no no we'll do it iron way where the doctor where here off you get by now, i. Know what. The nineteen seventies. Seventies, men. Lost episode to watch the episodes. Just. A clean is will clean on. That's not a fright. Awesome. Redness. Clean for the doctor who I like. These ended at the end of the episode of no that was promised read about it, and it's like that was her last episode. was. It. Is Not even anything that I could analyze that would make it. Because she'd been the longest companion. How much I think Jenny Crimen but he's in the job I need the Houston in the big finish finishes well. The only thing is I was thinking people must have known it with a last episode because when they when she gets owned, she's underneath the rubble at the start I was like Oh is that supposed to fake out of like Oh my God Sarah Jane's dead and that's how she leaves. Might be I mean you gotta remember when on watched we didn't have the Internet was probably two years Pasta original. The kyw audited no, she was leaving. So was the infamy I was on whenever I was jamming merit. Willing. To. Count. Him. He's mind. had. The real lesson. Cry. include. God. God. And with and with the Ozark as kids the May it wasn't. It wasn't good enough it made. At the army taught fan fiction I wrote. The story that I wanted a career still have that. Somewhere Oh, please Allah. been like. Did you understand. Temporal and where we stolen differentiation we sitting there as a small child going go. The store the store you wrote as cold the geodetic tim prove historic histology. Yeah. Temporal 'cause my parents used it with me. As trump in it's all of that was grows means the social. School. Not. One bit fence if you've gotta understand that, I watched it and you you pitch things up but you didn't you just sort of say that will that Sawn? That's Dr Hassan Center now live. Complete Nada. But there are times when I've watched things like agonizing. Who wants to be millionaire will sale of the century those questions and they've asked a question and I know the answer and I know the answer from doctor who. Does what you'll be doing with your. Sitting in an old. Back Yada. Thing and it will be will be productive who and all. That because of this episode of Joe, I take the other diet diving does have the help that Iran. To. You SORTA Suck Pizza meeting I guess like these Padam you'll. Soccer my guy suck to. Yes. And with that Sarah Jane Smith Exit Stuck to who by telling a dog he. And he can. He had lived relaxing in that talking. A fluid. And that's it the next episode with the deadly assassin is. The first episode where the doctor didn't having a companion end sets up quite a few. Things that were you know it was still part of the the Lord to this day. Well. Back or the Mazda back yes. Let's see. That's the hand of feel. I know. Because, I let down as Sarah's last episodes I thought I liked the one before the mosque of men dragged alerted will manage Gore whatever it was I liked that one better I I thought. Was Been Hawked to stop with the went down the bill. Spicy. Shows you what did or? Losing you figure can look can do. Losing your favorite. I find I find it quite interesting that in the middle of global pandemic where you know everyone's biggest fear isn't that they're going to get sick from the pandemic. It's just that they're going to get fat and end up like me. Working Funny. For me because I can eat whatever I want because I was already the size of a house. While I, there are times eating my third bag of chips, chips, running I. Wonder if they'll have, you only get a cherry picking through that word. We'll. As As. As we always do like to give the score a episode of square to five the. Test now, I'm lost I K Beck Buckingham, would you like to go i? I'm just very quickly by Cain my research this are whipped onto eight. By this I mitch the hand of fear just of. These but what I did find is Dr who is kicking and screaming into the gain hip hop. World. Who Tank Lane who Tang clan? The. Converse snake. We go within what? Two, hundred and forty two sneakers. Jay had to buy them separately. Left ones. I'm saying. Did you find why you lease? And then my personal favorite is Dr New the bust. Monday forced major. WHO's a bit life? The tallest? And you mean, who does as in? W.. H. O. T. E.. The thing but. I'm saying hold this the silent W. I would get this. I'm. To. I found it They were things that interested may really you know line staff and interesting staff and in recognition of the fact that it was such a seminal con of Group of exercise because it was the farewells, one of the companions. Very repetitive I think they just signed long kept getting repaid I regain in that Goddamn Claxton. So. I'm. I'm going to bear. All right. I am going to give it a look. I'm going to give it a three and a half. I think I think it's a you know thinking of it from the seventies episodes. It seems like a very normal sort of episodes, but I actually enjoyed watching it. and. I know that there are some episodes from that from from that period where I'm not going to enjoy watching it because it's just GonNa be a lot of capturing, recapturing and look there was a lot of Colorado walking to be fair if this episode had been made today, it would be one, forty, five minute episode. It would trim all the fat off. It would be a half decent episode but yet there are bits that I enjoy this bitter fun to watch but. Running through corridors insane and then right at the end where they're like Oh. Yeah. Eldad again, let's wrap it up. Let's get Outta here. So three and a half, I'm going to give three and a half. BIC. Tick. Tick I'm GONNA give it a two as well. I just thought the episode was really plane in. Like I didn't know until I did a little bit of research during the episode that surgery especially leaving in this one and when I saw banding a serious like this is the lowest competitive this hash he's leaving I was more Martian with David tennant saying had back again than there was the whole ending of that whole emphasis or are you serious? And I completely agree with you could have been just one episode like could have just gotten rid of old crap like the doctor talking to the inten- like did you just react to me? He would lead to some. degrees. Yet the the thing that I try and keep in my my head for for the seventies is doctor who was on most of the. That's now they they can. They can they do ten episodes or twelve episodes for the earliest seasons and they they actually? Their selective about the stories I put him back in the seventies when it was on most of the year, they're like, okay we've got a story. It's a good story. Let's have them run down a few extra corridors and padded out like the bid at the start that was obviously padding. Yeah. So I, I try. Otherwise otherwise, every classic episode, we get a two or less for me. Does just does not hold up to today's standards, but I, have to remember that they had different standards back then. So yeah sorry I think it was cool that Danko to filming an actual nuclear power plant my we actually sold it was like a better. have. United. Filtering plants we actually think it was a power plant until we went looked up. So that was pretty cool and I also liked surgeon's outfit. She looked really kid. Probably. More, effort put into trying to secure the nuclear power plant then to on a Sarah Jane leaving. Yeah and I think I give it a two writings simply because of that one security guys belly bulge, which is bigger than the way bulged by some. To. Put together. Hi Ho it's currently. Looked down I lived down here as always bolt. Not. Why are there are so many penises as big as Bowie. Allies. And please let us know in the comments if you have what you think of the episode as well and Nikita can you please let us know what your score is So. Much. I had no idea that Sasser was going. On felt it did a disservice to the character so you can probably understand what school reunion was such a huge deal for May. Speed Max because gives me I didn't realize how long have been waging. Closure on Parole Sarah. Much. I like the fact that there's not as much that I last time in some of the mega if you the whole story before they get to the new bits. Corridor running some of the characters. As I, say the report between those two is I mean tinge on show in a lot of episodes but I really liked that it's on Shiben this one. Annoyed Sarah at the she didn't want an episode by stone. hokey she was leaving But. Look ongoing to get out making one awake sometimes soda. But May I'm still gonNA. Give it a four. Okay I have to cute a pool because there are plenty of episodes that I've watched in the. Where I've thought to. Myself. Oh God how GonNa get through watching this again now of watched the hands of female charms and Day and what was the one we watched with the revenge of the SOD woman. saw the nets yet. Watching that again I trust you. Accept bit where the cyber leader? Shanks? Johnson Save. Just jaw. Pantai rides still what's severe? Yes sir. I'm looking at the classic animals. So looking at it from A. Felt anyone to get a five because they didn't invest here. Yeah. Maybe they could've they could've definitely cook down to three episodes at least. Yeah. Actually put it was three. I was glad when I looked at it was it was only four episodes. I was like Oh my God it's not like twelve. I. Think one of the good things. So one of the things that's different is that you always Always bad in your is not a bad pretty much straightaway. Where's this? was I came maybe this tightly good Anna's ORLA. Yeah it was time that I've been cutting Yeah and iron planning. What a silly would we can. Learning what. He said silicon silicon based, and it'd be a rock always like wait isn't silicon the stuff that they put in for wires and stuff. boobs. I do remember looking up is the. Encyclopedia Britannica School. Thank you very much. If you. If you're watching this episode, please comment A. Lot, there's four people watching apparently but comment a location and an object. and. We use it. If you comment now, he just have to potter for thirty seconds because of the lag. 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EP 102 - NEVER PLAYING THE VICTIM: Speaking on China Mac & Xenophobia in the United States of America, Tik Tok vs. Trump, Work vs. Making Money & more

Behind The Baller Podcast with Ben Baller

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EP 102 - NEVER PLAYING THE VICTIM: Speaking on China Mac & Xenophobia in the United States of America, Tik Tok vs. Trump, Work vs. Making Money & more

"Off Your up everybody you're listening to behind the Baler podcast. This is a brand new episode. It is episode one. Oh two. I am your host. Ben baller. Not Been Humble. If you did not know this as a dust brothers production. That is the to. Genius motherfuckers in the podcast World Miles Davis Join Winter. This is the weekend wrap-up y'all. I am talking Shit. I am an asshole. I do like to think that I am a pretty decent guys well. But Understand I'm not here to be liked. Can your opinion of me is none of my business? I so was good job. There's been a massive heat wave La has been hot as motherfucker. Thank God I got a C separate AC on every motherfucking floor. But. At the same time, it's so weird you mean, like is been like one hundred degrees ninety. Nine like that, and the pool will be like seventy and I like the poor to be like right around eighty two on there. Even up to eighty eight, eighty, nine, I kind of weird. But I want them of fucking freezing cold. I should know relaxed me. But let's get this motherfucking show starting out. I'm Hinson. You're talking shit man just remind you guys real quick look. I'm not going to get into a whole lot. You know cove in one thousand, nine talk but I'd like to remind you guys that cove nineteen is taking the lives. More people. Than nine eleven did every two days. Okay. Let me say that again. covid nineteen. Is Killing more people than nine eleven did every day. So every fucking two days again. Because some people they just don't get it. Every two days. The amount of deaths. Are More. Than the people that died in nine eleven. Okay, saying that kids now are stronger carriers of the virus than most adults and stronger than ever before. Okay there is a major argument now that. You can't catch the virus more than once. The experts say it's not likely or possible but I've seen it happened somebody came from an actual CDC test from Ucla Medical Center and there has been many people. So someone's gotTa tell me how I'm on the fuck is getting sick I talking about look. Into what people don't even know what's going on the shit is the every data's Aldus long-term effects to your heart long-term effects to your breathing your lungs there's there could be this could be that fucking. It could be cancer of the Dick I. You know what? Look. It's simple. It's not politics. It doesn't matter if you left does your doesn't matter if you're gay doesn't matter if you're Chinese, it doesn't matter if you like fava beans. It got nothing to fucking do with even if you're fucking racist, it don't matter. Where mask but where good mask saying a surgical mask at the very least Okay filtered. Ask at the very least. You know I just don't understand at this point. It's so fucked up. Who cares what's right and I say that meaning Look. Bottom line is people are dying and it's GonNa get worse. It's just can't get better because no one gives a fuck right now get into later about my weekend we finally got out and try to get some fresh air, but it's fucking nightmare but at this point, why not protect yourself okay. The whole. That will never happen in a million years. Seems to be happening a lot in actuality. Much more often than people want to say 'cause a million fucking years is a long time. Okay and those should never have been million fucking years. Just happened. and has happened several on several occasions. So that's it right now for covert. Okay. Let me address something that is in regards to the Asian. American community. Today Asians period. Was Up my beautiful yellow Asian brothers and sisters came. There's a rapper from New York. His name is China Mac he is an ally of mine high. He's got bars. He can actually spit he's not a mumble rapper and he's very active in his community. I'm very proud of dude. Okay. I was actually facts. Straight facts, I was one of the first people if not the first person with a big platform to promote his music. He had a freestyle session on funk master flex and that motherfucker tour that shit up funk Flex I. You know I think he did some time in up pretty sure. He did some time in jail. He did. You know he's he ain't some punk he's he's spot that life and I'm happy for him. You know. But the problem is he called me out and I I. Still have issue with them. Let me address that he called me out. He made it posted how come you know this eighty nine year old lady got attacked New York City. She was burned Blah Blah He says, but people would large Asian people with large platforms. Need US be more woken and speak on it and this and that, and he called me out he called Aquafina. She put Jeremy Lin's name out put somebody else out there. Bro. Check this out doc. We've already spoke right but this is the people out there in. Asians out there. This is again, bro don't ever never never ever put my name next Weenie Jeremy Lin that motherfucker is a strata Winnie home you hang on just telling you the truth. Okay. If. You were to compare me to a car. A motherfucker would say I was a demon. You know what I'm saying it hell cat was souped up and everything else and you know what? If you need to go by age duck, call me a shelby, call me a Shelby Cobra with that mother fucking rumble. That's me period I mean the hitting motherfuckers been an accident here and there I'm not perfect I'm not at all whatsoever. If you talk about Jeremy Lin. Jeremy Lin is a mother fucking Prius. He's like two thousand Thirteen Prius. Ever put me up against that dude, mad, do never been about the 'cause. She's never been in the streets and that Dude I've actually reached breaking April was good. my He'd don't try to show love do was on so we need shit and I'm like I. Get the fuck out of here which overly do day in and the crazy thing is, is look man. I talk about how much I sat on the bench and I wasn't doing this thing with our boom bro. People say it's not a big deal whatever in this guys out there that work ten times hotter and the six feet and there's guys like Isiah Thomas Junior who were out there playing in fucking other short people in a Jj Barat and everything else would ever look I'm going to be honest with you. If you are six four and half grace, you can definitely go a lot further height does matter Sa-, fuck an MBA. Why do you think the average height of NBA players six, three, six four but you know what? Dude Look I've talked about it. You know said Yoga I try to do what I could hear and their boom Germany, land. He's bald, he's done his thing and everything else. But to be celebrated and do all that Shit and I hate and Saint Louis Bobby fucking embarrassment if I didn't do a fucking thing in the NBA finals a month fuck was out there celebrating look 'cause you celebrate in practice you part of the team Kumon. But I'd be lying to you. I'll be a little quiet dog. I'd be Chug. Amen. I would actually personally meet personally out reach out to blogs but like amen if y'all can kinda chill. Yet, dog focus energy on. Kalari and like obviously fucking Kawai Leonard someone who deserves it you know the people who actually out there playing but that's fucked basketball. Okay. Jeremy's had his day here and there whatever. I. Have Never I follow a lot of Shit. Okay. A lot of things I don't see I follow a lot of philanthropy anything else look besides a little bullshit and doing little videos with to Wong Foo and all those other fucking goofy dues or whatever, and like look man. I never seen to push the cost never seen pro Jesus and also the bullshit whatever else like broad. That shit is where look I didn't even see the post. Then people start sending it to people here and their understand this to let me rewind a little bit the worst place to try to reach me. The worst place to try to reach me. Is via DM. Okay I've had people text my brother-in-law. Understand this I've never in fucking million years. I've never had eight, one, eight number. I've never had a three two, three number. My area code is not even fucking La A. Area Code because it was my trap phone, and if you notice, I used to screen people like how the fuck do you have forty five, hundred, hundred messages in three, thousand, five, thousand. It just gets that way sometimes. But anyways, now I don't have that and so getting a hold of me on text Ayman that that easy. But even if we're on open meaning, you can message me because I follow you that ain't the best way to get hold me. I think my direct email would probably be the most efficient now again, emails ain't supposed to be applied to super-quick. Too, fast by don't, let's go back to the subject at hand when he put Jeremy Lin's name, my next Jeremy Lin. That's when I was like I. I need to hit Mac and let them know what was good. Okay. So let's go back an eighty, nine year old Chinese lady was attacked in New York. City in Brooklyn by some racist men I I don't have any idea what color the skin was. They weren't white people. They might have been Latin, descent they might have been you know afro-centric Latins they might have been black they might I don't know all right. The police said there was no evidence that there was an actual hate or racial crab but okay check this out. They burned her they set this old Chinese lady on fire. She's not a threat to anybody this shit is crazy. Okay and then there is an issue with the old man in his eighty s who got attacked hunters point. If you don't know one, hundred hundred is hunters. Point is like a real hood does a real ghetto in Tough ask in San Francisco Psych. Reineck Celtic Park. This is like a little bit on the south side and they took this Chinese bonds cans. And they pushed them down all black dudes right these men were later arrested with the help of the instagram pages rice feed Asians never die in next shark okay. and. This I have addressed that I spoke on that before I've talked about a lot of things on my podcast. I've talked about. Okay there's a handful of Asians who spoke against any phobia a handful I'm talking about. Okay. Anywhere between five and twenty people. All right. There's been a small amount of patients who spoke against any phobia and their experiences and I've addressed this on here before K I've addressed the dumb fuck named Mr. Trump. Who called it Kong flu in call that the Chinese virus and all of that Okay and look there has been a long history of racial tension in the hood. Between Blacks and Asians mostly against Koreans in blacks. It goes back to the fucking to the nineties when qb wrote ice, Cube wrote Black Korean all that Shit. Okay. There's so many issues in the world. Okay. I, try to attack a few at the at a time. But since China MAC fuels. Alone. Because, we've talked like you'll buzzfeed alone on this battle. Let me say this. Mac You somewhat young cat that for the yellow skinned folks out there you know you out there rep in for the yellow skin high for Asians Okay and so many people including Asian people who don't even know the difference between Cambodian in Korean or Chinese and the Japanese and I talked about necessarily the media it looks like when I look at somebody I'm focused Korean straight up boom and surgeries and stuff. So with girls you can't even fucking tell you know but I could see like a person's Chinese oboe descript. Now you know I can't sit back does do. Hmong or like Oh you tease from Laos. Could be off here and there when it comes to some of the South East countries like all, he's from Burma N- No. I'm talking about the original like and be like, Oh, well, what about shut the fuck up for a second man? And don't be mad. So it was like why the fuck you is focus on Rob Niro. Huckabee. Not Focus on fuck report and it's like that's a bad example but realistically many more people have seen that I'm not counting. But yet I'm just saying there's a lot of Asians who don't even know the cultural difference between a fucking Cambodian and a Chinese person or Filipino and Japanese person. Okay, there's a lot of different people not even just white black. Asian. Asians I'm saying they can't even fucking differentiate I and it's so difficult when you see all this fucking racist shit that's going on line everything else people like L. met while you're people forgot the coronavirus and Blah Blah and I just ignore it. But I remember one time when I hang out floyd mayweather really hard. Him and pack Yar beef in. Pack Y'all here and there. But you know I was always Titus Loyd it wasn't the Asian black thing whatever you know I was rocking with floyd wasn't about a money thing either I was always a huge fan of met with her especially when you know when he was coming up. Late nineties I was a big Fan of right. And I remember he said some shit on a video you'll patio Abra one. Don't you got to go eat some Sushi or some shit or some? You know some Turkey chicken from Panda Express now is just straight ignorant. And I just as a chant magic and Albert I didn't cool. Okay. Pack Filipino Homey. So you need to say something like go some Doboy, some spam or some shit like you know, go some of the fucking synagogue or something you know but you're talking about Sushi's Japanese tacky chicken is Japanese pet expresses Chinese. Tino. and. His like. Again it's ignorance lack of information lack of everything. Right? There are people in L. G. T. Q. Community. Who Hate to be called gay. There'd be like, don't come gay. I'm a CIS man or CIS person whatever the. CIS Even what that means the whatever the proper vernacular is. Okay. And then I've seen transgenders kit upset ambition. What I'm not he I'm she dumb, ass. Chinese mother fucking clown and the do was creon in the point is. My point is yes. There, Asians being attacked. But at a way less alarming rate than blacks by police and racist white people. All overall racism. Okay. But it's a catch twenty two not saying it's not. It's I shouldn't back Asian people who are getting attacked on saying. It's a catch twenty two. To, cry or bring awareness twit at this time right now when the amount of ignorance. The amount of ignorance and frustration there is like when a black person says. Fuck you. That's what you get for being a racist against Africans in. China. And I'm like. Your man. There so angry about what's going on in the history and all the shit and being followed in a store, and again was that gotta do with me. It's got nothing to do with me. It's got nothing to do with the listeners on most of the people is nothing to do. It's got everything to do with being treated like a fucking animal and being treated like Shit. But in the comments. Constantly, like you'll may mantra talked to people check your mother fucking homeys in. China. That fucking being racist against Nigerian telling the can't stay here and during the real fucking like May Day. Of Coping Nineteen in China, they're being super racist to Africans or anything else I'm like Yo. You stupid. Dumb motherfucker. I'm not Chinese. I'm not even a Chinese American and they don't even get the difference between Chinese people in China and Chinese. Americans who aren't even Chinese citizens. Okay. It's just different at the same time. I'm not going to ever play the victim right in general most Asians are very soft spoken. They're DASA were looked at almost elite race in some ways. Right and I used to believe that like man you know it's not Asian. Supremacy night that about pro easy. I was like you'll boom here it is. You know and I'd have a lot of as Iraq with because of my interest in what I liked. But really. We just got as many dumb mother fucking Asians and fucked up. Asian. Flu Drugs and illegal crimes are the type of Shit. That there is what the white people or whatever. There's more Asians in the fucking world and there are fucking anything pretty much. Okay. What this all boils down to is this donald trump wants everyone to be separated. Okay. Is the truth I'm not trying to push any kind of agenda. This this is to tweak was four. That's how factual this is. Dick. Donald trump is really rallying four white supremacy. I am not falling for that Shit `Kay the anger you see on NYC in parts of San. Francisco is ten thousand percent directly from the coronavirus issues. Okay. In had dickstein Donald Trump. It properly. There'd be a lot lesson of phobia going on right now. and. If you're Asian and you're listening to this right now stand the fuck up for yourself. Okay. Sometimes, you might need to get knocked down. That is not the most popular fucking. You know answer or opinion, but I truly believe in fighting. For whatever the fuck you believe in Okay and against. Anybody. Whether it be against David a whether it begins Goliath. Okay. I. Don't give Fuck How many people are how big they are highland down for anyone. Okay. But I'm also going to be as smart as possible. Kenny should a racist situation arise unum saying like a comes out of nowhere in a restaurant or who knows what the fuck. Depending where I'm at, and if I'm with my kids, I gotta be smart and I gotta think fast I to a shoot this motherfucker leg for calling me a chink when really the proper racist term should be gook. Nah. I'll let them words go. Because a high right now, but you know once a hand a fist. Spit of bottle. So Mike that don't me all bets are off. K. All use that pussy ass police term. Quote hours and fear for my life unquote right and that's all she wrote after that K- I back my heritage, my culture to the fullest. But understand I have also crossed over and inherited the hip hop culture. Since the late seventies and early eighties. I, have been about that. I, look. Hip Hop. Culture derives from African Americans and I'm very sensitive to their issues. Okay. In it's been way too long with the. Fuck Shit. I K. Now there's a lot of racist history like I said in America with. Whites. In from here, Shema to man's Nar Camp I learned about Mandar when I was like a young do like bowels like maybe ten or eleven years old whatever and saw with Japanese people went through. But for the most part we have rose to the top right. And you see how hard we work over here. For instance, mom came to America with twenty dollars. I really have said she came here with two hundred. My sister had correct me recently an interview. He did. It was twenty she sure of it was twenty dollars. My mom made the fucking American dream. Happened I. A lot of Asian immigrants have done the same. Okay we have a lot to be proud of K, be pussy isn't one of them. Stand up and fight. Don't let anyone push you around and if you can't fight your battles yes. Reach out to someone who can and don't cry to me on social media. Okay. Especially about where the fuck of the Post set get the fuck Outta here. My g stories get more views in twenty four hours than my actual hard post to in a few days. Okay and it's because instagram stories are chronological the Algorithm for Instagram for last two or three years have been fucking terrible before it was fake followers was bullshit everything else now, where we all motherfucking followers depending on how active all you're on your account and everything else it's a different thing. I'm not out there trying to post my carvey area whatever and I could pull something legit everyday. It's just not my thing and they want you to you stories go on, live your you have to use all the functions, igt stories posts. INSTAGRAM ship for the Algorithms to hit and it just it's a fucking weird thing and I'm not trying to sit here and study it. You know it's cool. If instagram was deleted would not change my life at all whatsoever if twitter was deleted I a little sad. Okay. But that's another reason why I love twitter so much you know what I'm saying and there's a reason when you see fucking chick who has seven million followers on fucking instagram she's verified and then she has like two hundred thousand on on twitter and she's verified or even has thirty forty because you'll have shit say because twitter about saying Shit about your funding, a lot of people have personality. Okay But This I believe I think I'm pretty sure that I am currently the highest rated Asian podcast. There is on the planet period in Earth Okay. So this is currently my strongest platform. Right. When it comes to Instagram I, rarely post jewelry or things that matter that actually matter that means I barely push it actually matter on instagram. So don't hit me about that shit I'm very vocal. Okay. Just because you didn't see it a lot of people have. Okay. Understand that I have talked about the race issues. Okay I've talked about I, put it on my on my instagram stories I re posted. China Amax thing about you know the Chinese lobbying and needs of autumn. I. Was trying China 'cause you don't follow me doc but I've been saying Shit and I've been put it out the because you see who bro they'll city and tell me what fuck I needed to my life. But at the same time I'm glad you fired up Bro. Gay Real. Talk, I am and I'm glad we addressed it but there's people in man you just this your liberal fucking shit about me fuck you talking about 'cause you know if if you only went the only thing, you could know about me is that I own a company called vs jeweler in that I'm fucking father of three kids. You don't know shit about me I don't fucking posted out there like that. There's so many of the things I have to really not post in talk about certain things not because I don't want to and I love talking Shit. If you listen to my podcast, you're going to definitely have a better idea of who I am. Because I might leave a comment on someone's page like fuck you right. But they don't understand the energy behind that. Saying Fuck you fuck you fuck I didn't say fuck you bitch you would never know. Because you can't understand. The context of that text of that comment of the caption of anything it's so easy to misinterpret that. And that's why so many initiatives is fucked up. But on twitter I mean on my podcast, you can misinterpret fuck I'm saying. If I'm like I'm not going to city I don't mislead people with my shit. Your love you fucked so much bitch Fuck Kilian stabbed fucking face open now man that's not hit. You would hear me say mild love that person so much mad goddamn. They make me feel so good inside it just. I get tied. skit choked up thinking about them that you would understand the emotion in my voice. But China Mac I got you homie. You could hit me anytime and we could go and I pushed to everything you name it. You know congrats on your rally on your walk and your protests and everything you had going on all these other minions I don't know what the fuck is going on the like well maybe if you shut the fuck up Bro, you don't know Shit Bro I've been talking about the current past everything. I don't need to talk about the shit. Every single fucking day what people need to worry about is taking care of themselves. If everyone could some people can't I get it but if everyone took care of all their own. The welby different place and that's why I'm so adamant about protecting family my direct people that I'm involved with, and that's what I gotta do because that's my immediate responsibility anything outside of that takes focus off what I got going on. That's why there's tribes and things like that. Okay. But it doesn't mean I don't back people is had to address that issue. It's not that important certain parts of social media I'm doing it in the strategic argued, do it shut the fuck up? Don't tell me what to do again from not posting my mom. So now the thing boom cool. You know and I still had to say something about black lives matter about towards floyd and things like that. was going to say you know and again, it didn't change the fact that I still did my part. Speaking of social media. TIKTOK was done. On it was pretty much. It was done. Now she was called done was it and what the fuck it was curtain call and has some jokes about or whatever but A lot of people say it can't happen happen. But Gosh it was motherfucking r.i.p as of his podcast. Microsoft has said they're gonNA go buy it. If that helps out I, guess it's going to be an American owned company, right but that's not set in stone. Don't know what happened why. Trump gave them forty five days to get it figured out. They gotta buy it within forty five days and everything you know transferred over and made sure that more at least Of the company is an American brand you know American, owned or whatever the fuck it may be I personally don't care. Okay even if a family member was employed by them. For me so much because I'm not a big fan of that APP I. I guess I'm old Commun- boomer where the fuck it is it doesn't serve a purpose for me or any single person that I know. Anyone I personally no, I can't say one single person I know I. Know a lot of people have said that it serves a purpose for them in their lives I. But what makes me happy now is at fifty million younger Jen's e Americans on motivated to vote trump out this mother fucking country and get a stupid ass out of the White House okay. And understand this me not caring about TIKTOK. Doesn't affect my life or my income is not the same is not caring about covert or racism is totally fucking different. Okay. Understand. Talk to me when janitors are making a million dollars a year talked me when teachers every single fucking teacher from preschool up to high school are making at least a hundred fifty grand a year. That's fucking important. I. Didn't say that you to wasn't. Now. You're not said on like Youtube is on youtube thing Blah Blah whatever. But I'm talking about the people who actually teach people I. don't give a fuck about the people who teach how to how many fucking. Colors a pain they offer on a fucking Lamborghini Dash. It doesn't mean anything to me. Okay. Someone teach me how to fuck in build. A shelf or shit like that or had fucking unlock my front door and things like whatever you know or how to fuck in speak a different language. Okay. Cool. But as far as I'm concerned. I don't give fuck how much money and how many people cope. All makes people happy. You know what teachers it's where that's where it starts. There's so many people don't even know how to fucking spell general education ship. They don't understand basic mathematics. It's fucking sad and teachers treated like shit and I was the fucking worst when it came the teachers I regret it so much I have so much respect for teachers in the world and they need to be paid more. So sorry if I'm not fuck tripping on TIKTOK I. y'All. Let's take a break. A heavy rent. And, we'll be back in a minute miles, hit me off with some of that ll. We'll be. Right back. Yomas. We can wrap up. You know it's good. So this week, the NBA season started and it was good. Angle, I was hype. Lakers saying they got net clipper, ass they waxed the clippers period. Shit pg thirteen is a p fucking Paul George get him the fuck fuck added human. He's he's even bigger chocolate in the playoffs. But. We lost the Bitch Ass Toronto Raptors some stupid ass bullshit look man I like waiters Mantha. He's good man Casey P he does not need to be shooting any fucking technical foul shots ever. You know I'm Kinda like on the fence about dude. I say Look Man Just Lebron Anthony Davis fucking duo is crazy. Some believable. The first time. Publicly on this podcast that I spoke and said something about the but it's it's just fucking crazy. About the clippers again man so crazy fuck Lou. WILMA news out there and he's saying I'll just can't some chicken wings and Pablo whatever, and then this fucking stripper magic city had to go and snitch on them. So, stripper name aries choose now bullshit out there getting lap dances like man's whole shits fucked up but you know what? They should do I love. Well, you know what? They should fucking MBA should suspend his ass suspended fuck it. You know what? I'm saying Lakers and four. I still think we're going to the finals still think we're gonNA crush this team knows weird ass season we'll have to see what the fuck happen by the way to I have direct TV how the fuck and they're playing in Orlando so makes no fucking sense. How does direct TV black out the LAKER game that makes no fucking just a stupid shit in the world. Baxter. Lakers. Coosa man you my guy, Bro you know meaning I know you out here trying to be flying this that Bro stop shooting three pointers. homey. This shit is just got to stop dog your trip and Man There's some other games I know people are NBA crazy and they watch. Bro. I'll watch some things here and there I just got a lot of fucking work going on. So it is hard to watch everything. You know especially 'cause trying to fuck instill recover from a seizure and everything else I feel a lot better and I'm still just just don't want to get myself in that situation again. but the dodgers. Are Lit we still I we've been whooping that Arizona as all week long Yeoman. My God dodge has been hitting bombs. We got some fucking hitters for real. She's crazy man. Be Baseball I mean. I've been watching a little bit here and there of the Games and stuff you know since last podcast onto NFL real quick. If we do even have NFL season, I was just looking over this shit man and you know what? Our defenses looking vicious. We. Nasty Bro. Yo Jamal Adams. Quandary. Digs. Be Wags K. J. Right. Shaquille Griffin. His twin bro Bruce Urban Yo. Motherfucker we sign cloudy and it's really gonNA. Be A fucking problem. I'm going to tell you that right now defenses nasty trey flowers man you gotta earn some stripes home will burn a few times here and there whatever man I dunno dog just. Antonio, Brown. The had these rumors that always both sign with the seahawks. We don't need them. You know he is dope I'll flash Gordon. I. Want Josh on the team. You know what I mean. He's he's a good dude I wanted to get reinstated. They're saying that Antonio Brown has been suspended for eight games and he's aiming to fucking and if you didn't have fuck team, this shit is just so crazy he can't catch a break math feel bad for. You I just really truly feel bad for. Antonio Brown. Again, do reached out to me and for chain and I just kind of like, I think. I did I curbed them. I just again manages fucking bad man I just. I don't know. I, just do. City retired fifteen times and everything else manages crazy man onto some Let's get some awesome. So actually, let's talk about the hobby were quick man we're on the sports tip. My Mark Maguire car drops this Thursday I. Big Mac. Colossus. I don't know if you guys knew clauses one of his nickname big red is also not like that big red name though but Mark Maguire, this card is my hardest fucking card to date. As some dues tell me. Know having fucker haven't. Now, this will be my tenth card. Understand this my favorite card at all the cards. Is. My Dwight gooden. Okay, and then it was real close between that in my cow wiccan. Okay. Like jeeter card. But you know the trot was cool here and there whatever it just caught attention because it would it was jeter car got Superman by tension because I gave away a chain and Derek jeter himself cosign me. But this Mark Maguire Card is freshest, fuck Drop. This Thursday already knows only available forty, eight hours somehow some way I don't really push it too much and get people like Oh this Karston available like look man, it's real simple drops on Thursday. And all you gotTa do is go to the tops website bloom click on see it Penn baller card boom and others shipping issue there fucking shipping all the shit out there behind their starting to get this thing pushed the fuck out my issue is now they printed fifty six thousand Fao she cards yes. Vouch -I scientists fucking Dr Th Ouchi. And that she already got shipped out but again, they didn't put him in a fucking ultra pro. You know plastic ace on display anyways. Look the ship in the shootout you should be guys. Gosh. If you bought any of my Blake Jameson collapse, you she beginning that really soon shot my boy blake and then there's going to be a Blake Jameson ben ball rare auto during a very limited number dual auto first time legit like this and Again man. By ten cards on the top site, you get a big discount. You know I always pushed for rush shipping. But again, when everything starts moving again, you're gonNA start seeing these cards ship very fucking fast but with fucking my jeeter. After got what the Hell dudes name was a she had jeeter to that did fucking crazy numbers Vita forgot and then there's the keep shores fucking Hundred Thousand, Card than fucking Blake's. So there's a Lotta Shit going on. And they're trying to figure it out Some. Sad News. Dole meal John. which is my favorite Korean restaurant in all of Los Angeles in all of my lifetime don't meal John. is closing its doors on August fifteenth, you have less than two weeks to go visit. I have mentioned it I said it on my favorite restaurants podcast on this podcast I. It's the place that I brought. Anthony Bourdain to it is a legendary place that has been around for over forty years. Crow virus has got the best them. It's not about the money it's not about the it's more it's more than just a regular donation i. mean it's a big fucking nightmare. It's satisfy. I've done my share of helping them out and everything else My heart goes out to the Kim family to Roy Kim. Yes. This is not the best Korean restaurant in Los. Angeles. This is the best Korean barbecue in the USA that is not even up for discussion. Literally, this is the most traditional legit Korean barbecue, overall restaurant everything specially barbecue, but if it's a hot day gets. They have the best kinship. Welcome. Bob. There is period after the school. It is just phenomenal. I'm going to have to go do what I can. It is just a fucking sad sad. Sad announcement. And again, my heart goes out to the Kim family. My mom went to high school with the of this restaurant and they came here and bust their ass figured it out and it just I don't know man but yet it's curtain call for them. It's fucking sucks Gold. Gold is at an all time high gold sky fucking hot. If you guys followed my shit when I was telling you guys to buy shit during the Gold Acre time look man it has gone up way more since that gold is near two thousand dollars in going to probably pass that and I wouldn't be surprised if gold hit twenty five hundred by the end of the year but it is at around two thousand right now it is fucking high if you guys know and have followed trends and I'm talking about real trance. Whenever, there's been a recession. Cold has gone up and understand this. Last recession. That we've ever seen in. People living right. Now I'm talking about those who are living right now if you're an adult and we're living through two, thousand, eight, two, thousand, nine, and early two, thousand ten then you know that recession was fucking brutal I and gold was not fucking around then that she does not going to fuck now and Yeah I posted a shitload of Gold I. mean that we bought, but it's just you know gold is fucking good Epstein. Files were unsealed this week and Man. It's getting ugly and people are reading all this shit and sit there and be like man and it's so funny that people were like stopped trying to mention trump you know there's one not exempt why the fuck it is. There's one incident where this lady tried to clear his name. I was completely wrong bitch up the fuck up. Like Yo trump has thirteen rape. fucking cases against him and most of them are they're minors they're fucking kids. The young girls do you know what? I'm saying like? So fucking funny. It's all Bill Clinton who gives a fuck about below Bill Clinton I don't see you guys don't get. Don't get it. If you're bad you gotta get the Fuck Outta here. Now Bill Clinton got caught just whatever you being somewhere it is a bad look. But. Is there a picture of him gain is Dick Suck from a fucking fourteen fifteen year old girl is there a girl who's testified saying it? So a whole different story as far as trump there's all kinds of stories going on with that Shit and people been talking about it and people are like well, at the end of the day trump's name is not on fucking epsteins manifest and how many times we're going to say this trump has his own jet. He has a couple jets to fucked needed fucking ride ABC's jet for he would for what that's stupid. That's like me going somewhere wrong with somebody and be like you were going to exotic Carney Hukou models see fucking. Ben Role with fucking Jordan. Jackson. Platinum in their cars. May because Ben has zone. Ferraris and his own Lamborghini fucking deriding their ship. It's there's a better fucking analogy and it's better way to describe that. But I'm just saying it's so funny like That one person just said at that incident, she can't say she saw trump they're here and there this fucking three and sixty five days a year united fucking times that Alan honey ties has been there and did on such like, sit there and talk about Bill Clinton. Bill, Clinton, you know decent president. Kim. Going on man. The rapper logic. He's made some news. He said he was retiring from hip hop. He said some other things he says some things. that. Were Borderline Corny to me. He said this one thing it was like a viral me music guiltless nobody like I. Don't fuck with no one period like literally don't fuck with anybody anybody go to space anybody tell me anything I just literally don't fuck with anybody fuck with me about his dog play video games I. Don't fuck with nobody know and people were kept postition I'm like, Bro, you sound like the little fucking Geek Bro the fuck you talking about and you know mind you know much about his music and I listened to him not go do can spit he's a lyricist. He's dope here and there but you say fuck with people, you don't listen to people let people. and. Then he makes the statement this week and says that Joe Button Made Statements. About him. That made him want to kill himself and like let Mrs just logic real quick man no, he's like Nick Nick Dominic the people like brought like what the fuck are you talking about homey now look I know Joe can be a bullying Joe could be an asshole but that's just Joe, that's me. You know people get whatever in an maybe Joe's been a little more popular because he was on TV and certain things whatever and like I couldn't imagine like you went out there and publicly said that dog like and you're you're a pretty big underground rapper even though you saw a lot of years successful like dog really. I just may come on, Bro. You. Let that dude. Affect you that deeply like again words her people they do nowadays. But just like pro man, it's just weird shit by you just it's just. Man. Weirdo. Shipment. Going onto shows entertainment. Same, old Shit Man Ninety Day Fiance Valley Valley. This episode at that just job yesterday was a little. It got a little thick at the Edinburgh like I wasn't ready for you know Nah that's GONNA sound homophobic. You know me like I'm half gay. So it couldn't even I don't know if just was it was. Is sold, it's real. That's the best thing about about this show is fucking real, right? I got a lot of your suggestions or the ones that I read in on stuff anything people kidding me up again. Have you seen this gentleman? How do you listen to my podcast? I, know I talked about the on the show here. other things that they've asked like Bro Allow these movies I've seen again. I. Still Want you guys to suggestions but Yemen there's not much slim pickens. For the last four or five days, my wife has been really trying to get me out of the house and try to take us to the beach to she just want us to get some good food. Jump in the range, put the trunk down and grab a couple everyday till portable chairs you know little does like the people who wait in lines at fucking outside of supreme and shouldn't sneaker, store. those type of low chairs, the camping chairs whatever and so you know she wanted to get some food right there by the beach with nowhere to park boom we'd final parking. And order some Nice. You know seafood. Malibu Seafood, cafe. And figure out a place to eat. And I figured. I let's go. They've fuck. It lists Go. So we get whipped them my inlaws Zayda Com scar look man fuck this. We take an arranged jumping the track hawk pop. My father-in-law loved. Jump in Car Muffler got horse power for that ask. Put that bitch sport mode in this cruise I, jump into GTC. And we ride. Okay. Because of Covid, you know traffic has been pretty decent still, but we go through. The. Back route. Instead of going the traditional route meaning. You don't take an four five to the ten or taking sunset all the way down and then hint pch boom. You know those are the the ways we usually go. That's the quick away from it, but you know going back route could be a little better sometimes right. So you know I use ways I use everything's guys. The same thing whatever I was like you know, take the background try to go low different. So we hit. Malibu Canyon and Shit fucked up. It's ten miles from off the one on one free when you get off ten miles before you hit the beach. And It was we're maybe. Three miles into the ten. And I've been sitting Carl Twenty minutes. My wife is starting to get sick in the car must son is getting sick and about what route his sick in the back seat or just literally at bumper to bumper it's two lanes that's it and I'm like fuck this and I waited for my wife to say something she's like fuck tournament housing exactly turn the fuck around. So everyone's hungry. Everyone's like man we gotta get food Blah whatever. fucking McDonalds from kids because that's like for them. Now, my wife was not having it. So we decided to Calabasas and I only know one place in Calabasas, and that's the comments. So we hit the Commons. And pull up in. It's fucking packed to the Gills. It is fucked as car everywhere boom like man fucking amazing. They got sugar fish all kinds of shit they got like this is were highly fucking Khloe and all girls they were they chill all the time they made the Commons look like the fake grove fake Americana it's not that Nice, but it's cool. They got pull the checks their, which is a jewelry store in official Rolex and protect Felipe dealer. So like a lot of Kylie Jenner joy I know because I deal with obviously I've dealt with them. But. They got the they got all the basic restaurants that they have. You know in La and everything at the Grove and all that and and again a second fake. Rove. So you know. I'm like fuck it. We've got gotTA figure something basic seek Marmalade cafe. I'm not I like this place they got good chicken sandwiches is cool and get my kids something here boom solder a bunch of food who were chilling. Stopped by a few fans and everything else. It's all love I'm not tripping and then I see my Bushel. Easy. And he's having lunch with Yo Gotti. and. She'll. He just got a crazy liberty walk event or And I look real quick man. The reason of this conversation is one we stopped in Calabasas the Commons and A lot of people weren't wearing masks not inside the restaurant eating food. I'm just saying like walking around some people were weren't and it's like really crowded. It's cool to see Calabasas has own little Konami and they're. Not really chip and they don't look like they've been affected by the whole situation. So anyways. Food was good. It's cool. Boom crowded and we had a food I want to talk about my Mo- Moshe Lisi grew up in the I e equal way out you know what I'm saying inland empire. Arab family, you know not wealthy not rich not even fucking there. I mean maybe lower middle class you know basic they just did their thing and this dude in the last two years has probably become one of the most important people music and he's still around doing his thing and he's smart and it's not even just on the EDM tip that's where it started. He's got you know Roddy rich and he's got he's a Salsa was mafia boss is named southside right rapper producer from Atlanta and he's got a couple of things. He's got the Shalini Group now and he's he's doing his thing and I just look man. I love to see my Dude Livin Life Scott beautiful big home. He's got him on the fucking sick. He's got the sickest Liberty Walk Ferrari forty that I've ever he's really gotTA clean car. The only thing is I got if you listen to this Mo- you got to take the tire stickers off now if you had like a gt three or something you know and it was like race-based boom. Okay. Cool. If you had a GTRI Skyline or something or A. Japanese car cool on the events door and on the McLaren and on the fucking for Abra stopped at knocked Dash. Shit. Off Coma that shows that you're from the i. e. when you got the fucking tires dickerson but Mambo is killing it and marshmallows still and don't really big things man and I just wanted to show some love to my boy Mo because every time I get on with live I, call him A. Bridge Carmello clown I don't fuck you automa-, afford to have sex with them. I just always troll him in. No He's always like man all ben does aiming things I want to say something nice about doing respect. The fact that may come in from the music business me being somebody who was in the business from lower end to the higher end who's had twenty one plan to moms in a time where it's not like now. Respectable much love to sleep. She'll easy. So anyways yesterday we dropped off the kids my inlaws at the House and got up and you know drove up the hill boom dropped off the kids dropped off the track ach drop off the fucking GTC Lucille and then we jumped in the pizza. And went to go get some fucking yogurt frozen yogurt but I wanted to go take Lisa twenty minute drive. So I let Nicolette drive the pizza. And we get in a month fucking car and she don't know how to take angles on the coma car slammed on the mother fucking ground. When you get out like three inches before youtube. is on the ground. And We're on the fucking freeway. In. One, thousand, nine, hundred, Ninety, seven, Nissan altima passes her. Looking. Kia is pass I'm going eighty-three and she's like literally she just as nervous hands as well. My sweating you and driven the car but I guess because this is like you know I don't know. It is funny but anyway is let neglect maybe she's listening to maybe she's not I. Don't fucking know episode one hundred still a huge episode where still on the fucking charts. Two episodes. Later, we have never had that were still in the top two hundred on episodes in Iowa's and yet is episode. One hundred is a big one. If you haven't heard it again, you know my wife is never done interviews all that stuff and this is the end of the show. Now, I just wanted to end this on some positive words of advice a little bit of tough love but I want to say. If you're working. And you're working hard. Okay. Work in general. Should lift you out of poverty. Okay. Not Keep you there. If you have a job. And you're working. Your, you have a job you work fulltime you have a real job. If there's something. that. You have to be doing something wrong or fucking up. If you weren't saving money or if you're not getting at again. I understand because ren is very high, but there's other people on the other side of the spectrum. That work and do okay. But they've fuck up by buying a three hundred pair off white shoes. Eight hundred dollar shoes buying Gucci. Bell the buying a fucking go yard fucking backpack whatever the fuck it is they're buying expensive liquor. Or you know buying fucking designer we'd or you know look man again. Work should lift you out of poverty not keep you there at the same time you can't be working in spending at the same fucking time you're gonNA. Have to choose what is more important to you. Okay. Because you can save money and hit goals I but if you spend more than you make. Or. Even if you spent half of what you make here going backwards. It's like. Could you imagine trying to go up a hill and someone keep pushing you down with Dr you fucking crazy. So why drive yourself? Crazy. And things take time. I saw this memed the other day trip was a trip. It was like, Michael Jordan at age fifteen. He was five foot ten and couldn't even dunk a basketball. And then at eight, thirty, five, he had one is six championship and everything also boom you all the accolades eighty think about it. It's like down as crazy in twenty years. Twenty years is a long time, but it's also not a soup. We think about success and shit like if there's people who never see that in twenty years at all but if you think. About what could happen you could be so lit and even now today with what's going on without all the tools we have in social media and Shit you could literally lift yourself. You can put yourself in a whole different situation you could be sitting in kind of like I am trying to figure it out boom and seriously in a matter of months in one. Year you could be a whole different person financially. It's really about who you have yourself surrounded around and you know it's it's about how smart you are with your business as well and I've said this before if you are only around broke people and everyone around you is broke you're on the wrong team period is just a truth straight up. Okay. So don't go. Out there and fuck off all your paper. You GotTA learn how to save a little bit even at a seem like a lot like Tam out the fuck man saving one hundred bucks a week. Another man you be surprised especially if you put it away in the right place man, you can make some paper but at the same time, I, want to say something. You should also reward yourself for hitting a goal high. You make a big play. You know you you get a bag. You know big check. That's important. This is a lot of people don't play pro sports where you get a ring you know what? I'm saying you for the championship and Shit or even if you don't want the championship, you get fucking stupid multimillion dollar salary regardless if you win lose like Nah that ain't us or that ain't regular people to say if you hit a big mark, get yourself something that reminds you of your. Hard work get yourself something fucking nice whether it be a car or watch and you know you look at, you'll million I got this shit man. I got this from fucking busting my ass and being fucking crew chief and then fucking being the fucking shift leader at motherfucker in where the fuck you work. It doesn't matter what the fuck it is. Okay. It could be a fucking damn Compass fucking real estate agency I. Don't fucking know. All right but understand this. I'm passed all that. Okay. I spoil myself. Often you got gotTa Spoil Yourself. You know if you can. Once you get all that shit out of system might cause if fact, right when fucking I get out of here, right. This podcast about the air I'm about to go reward myself today I'm going to try to I know definitely on those fucking Gucci. fucking. Agassi sandals with all man washed up sand and things I. think they cool. Prices not anything crazy whatever. But I'm looking to buy something today and I'm not GonNa say what it is and I probably never will but it I'm I'm looking by some stupid day right and it's got nothing to do with the car another just just something reward myself because. have busted my asked in the last few months I've been taking care a ton of people. So it's not going to be today, and if I don't end up getting what I wanted to get today, I'm going to get see what it is, and if it's cool boom, if not that I'm GonNa do somethin' for sure this week or very soon and again Alec rewarding myself you should too. It will remind it'll be your trophy. It'd be a championship ring and again I have been stacking heavy. So I deserve it K-. Another thing. Real quick. Sometimes. Being too big of a fan. Of something. Or someone. In the field or space that you dream you WANNA be in K. that could actually interfere in the process of getting there. Okay. and. When I mean is don't be too much of a Dick sucker or Dick Rider or fan boy. Okay you can manifest something you can visualize something. You start becoming a super fucking Dick Writer and all this other shit and just caught up in the wrong shit. It will take you off track and it will blur your vision okay. Sometimes. Idols do become rivals, dash it happens and you know what is fucking that is a beautiful thing. When does K. I see business page on instagram trying to get your attention by using fucking words like do you know how many Lamborghinis you could buy with this and bill? Gates can by seven hundred fucking houses and for every twenty seconds, you could buy shut the fuck up Fuck Louis Vitton fuck. Lamborghini. Shut the fuck up. Get. Paper. Eat. Feed. Your family. Strengthen. Your Foundation. Then, stunt wants all of that is over and done with high. Yoyo. As, the weekend wrap up God bless you I love everybody. Your job is to tell somebody one person to subscribe to this podcast and that person. So somebody subscribe to this podcast. Let's get these motherfucking subscriptions up. It's fucking free right and I'm spitting game. Always I love you guys I really mean it. Lake Lake was good brother. Tight Man Hey Dr. do me a favor? Take us the fuck Outta here. Peace Y'all.

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# 424 - Ron Funches & ME

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2:40:18 hr | 4 months ago

# 424 - Ron Funches & ME

"Hey guys, brand new podcast and we are. The worst parents in the world. The worst if you're questionable about your. We're getting a puppy. We're getting another bull Mazda bubby. I can't help it I miss. It's it's been. It's been so much better. So I wanNA thank everyone so much all the kind words you guys shared an old woman that reached out it means so much and it means really like level to me how important comedy is. Because laughing really gets your brain. Bad Shit. But. We're getting puppy. Get a puppy get your brain. Bad Shit. Because the puppy we currently have follows me for two to three hours. A day wanted to play ball with her in the morning in two or three hours again at night because she lost her playmate. So we're really getting easy a puppy because. Literally from seven to ten this morning, she just brings me the ball which I'm happy to play with her, but it's it's amazing. How much how more receptive you are two dogs love that's been driving you fucking nut since the day you got it this dog is such a pain the ass. But in a in a good way, she just wants attention who instead to play. She's very playful and that's awesome. But I can't possibly send spend six hours a day for Anabol- ooh hot summer nights towards goes back on the road next next week. This comes up next week Wichita Kansas Kansas City what are we going to remember them? Off The top of my head Memphis. Columbus Ohio Philadelphia Pittsburgh. New Jersey. Cod It's at BURP DOT COM gave tickets drive in movie theater get there early tailgate set yourself up a nice little space stay. Say Bring Amass just in case listen don't do it because it's politics do it because it's nice to fellow guy next to you who might be afraid it might be freaked out or doper. Your grownup might tell you what to do, but they should wear masks your. Well, where's yours? And live with you a love a love wearing a mask a love it a love having cool. fucking mass or. Allies to grandma the girls at the great chain hugging like this. You're like socially distance vacation like they're touching each other they live together. They live together I was I kept going I that doesn't make sense. Those comments don't make sense Georgia's calling answer it. We're back family drama. Being. A parent so tough. Especially, to a sixteen year old. Good God. Good God, just take me back to when they were babies. Video online of me and Georgia. when I was working with travel channel by the way I thought it was status fuck man Maxxie pretty skinny and And Video I wasn't I looked good. And now. I'm going to stop talking negatively to myself I. Don't do it with Standup I. Don't do it with anything. Man My body. I talked really bad too much self. So bad actually said he goes I actually listening to you talk bad about yourself makes me not want to talk to myself. I look at how unhealthy it is. It's not, very loving. But. I Dunno is not of. Putative motherfucker. Yeah. It's not fun to listen to someone be punitive driven cells twenty four seven issued a eastern. You. Say about your body. When used to be fat I'd be like got given. The spaceship is fucking disgusting big. Saturday. By. Body shots Birdie fucking. got. Summer nights world. US driving deeter door is on sale per per per dot com got merged go to Berber dot com for some merch check out my lovely wives podcast wife for the party. newmarch. It hasn't been launched a lot of new merch for the hot summer nights tour so. Cool stuff. Really gross stuff not just t shirts. Today's podcast is a really good one Allston Hall since here with me Halston, also works for for Ron. He works for me and a when Ron, funches was I on my podcast. I told Ron I don't know if I get credit for this sometimes you ever wondered like does that even matter it doesn't matter you just like I don't want to say something and someone go hey by the way that's not how it went down and I do that a lot but I definitely told Ron at that podcast I was like you need to start a podcast right Yeah, and then since I knew we had mutual friends from Oregon in the past Ron and I did not know each other until your podcasts a little over two years ago and your church since to do podcasts and then. and. So I guess the only person who knew is me right produce it so That's how that came about. Well Yeah. You you're the one who arquette's yeah, and so he does have a podcast it's called getting better get. Getting. Getting better is that I don't think I can say that I don't think I'm allowed to say that I think it's cultural appropriation of getting if you if you do someone else's accent so I'll say getting better but lose the G. I'm kidding I'm fucking around I'm trying to be woke. Getting better with Ron funches. It's what described as podcast. If you can't Halston, you've listened to all of them. Yeah, he he has different comedians on and different people. He looks up to like Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Conan, and stuff like that. It just wants to see what what makes them tick, what what makes them Did to the level of success they got to. And how they maintain their lifestyle whether it be health wise or diet exercise all that sorta stuff one, hundred, fifty pounds at one point so. He really dedicated his life at that moment to get better and he always shares his insights on. How he did it and he wants to pull that from his guests as well. I remember running into after lost that weight I was drunk in an airport in the morning and I just gave him a hug. Those. Like you look fucking fantastic. He does look fantastic. He's busting his ass. He looks great We talk about we talk about a lot of stuff. we talk we talked for over two hours, correct yeah and and we talk about how tiger is just the worst person ever kidding I'm kidding. We. Talk about Tom in the wrestling thing and how it's old school wrestling technique that Kinda worked for Tom is it's interesting conversation. We talked about that. We talk about I'm sure we talk about woke kness at some point or or. We talk about everything. It's just is what podcast should be. I hope you guys enjoy it. We got a couple of mid roll reads, right? Halston. That you'll hear once again, thank you for allowing me to do the reads they pay for the podcast to pay for everything and and and and and in a Timakova these podcast mean a lot to me. So thank you so much. New Bears. One cave is out new bill bird is out go find them where you get podcast. and. That's it. Guys have a great week. Enjoy the podcast stay safe stay healthy. If you're in Wichita Kansas or Kansas City or any of the cities I will see when you're sitting at a drive in movie theater make sure If you. If you if they're allowing tailgating in your city, I don't know what laws are. But if you do allowing getting, you put up a cool tailgate something fun. Put Take Pictures, put it on Instagram and tag me I. WanNa see all of them. I will share all of them on my instagram stories. All right. So Ladies and Gentlemen Dot further do today's podcast. Ron funches. I feel like my setups kind of like. It's okay. But like I've never like it's all me doing kinda. If I had known, we were going to be in quarantine long doing this many zooms I would have stepped up to the next level. Yeah. I'm ain't going to get more as we go along at my ring light now getting a better camera now like. Just my wife fought this the ring light really a little light makes a big difference I have. I've lights from when I was shooting when I got fired from travel channel. I like double down I started creating content. So I bought like legit lights some using those can but whatever but but I ended I should I I just didn't know we were going to be in this law. I think anybody did. I had an inkling 'cause my my manager was just like well, we'll just cancel these march dates and these April days, and they will see how May and June is and I was like I. Don't I think this is the rest of the year. Did you did you have a panic when this started because? I, I, I was thinking about the other day. Did you ever panic when this started of like Hey So, when's the end date or did you because I really was like I'll be back on the road in June and I literally was like freaked out about that. Did you did you have like a panic when this started? I didn't have a panic when it I mean I had the initial like, let me get my shit together. I've never been a preparer I never been a hoarder of things. So I was like Oh we don't have toilet paper we don't have this. We don't have that. So it was that stress of like let's get all our bases covered and all that together and then what really got to me was when we when they made that day of black. When things are GONNA start getting back to normal and I plan made some plans after that and I Some podcast in person and then the see all those start getting cancelled and all that being like well, actually no, we're not that when it really was like Oh okay. I don't know when this is going to change and I had changed my opinion about doing zoom comedy shows have you. Done. Any zoom comedy shows I'm doing them now. Yes. I'm getting ready to do my own livestream comedy of it on Youtube the perfect I put plug I get to. September fifth ten dollar tickets you can go round punches, dot com doing our that been working on since my last special wh what my friends basically, we're doing our roadshow that we would normally take on the road since we can't we're gonNA, do it only on Zoom at tight as Chris Titus production studio. So they'll be a little temper in audience in and it'll be I think it'd be a real fun. So. So so so Titus. Got A production studio. Of course motherfucker does yeah of course. He's been way inverted. He's been. Planning, the demise of the Hollywood. System. It. Hurt stay at home owners was like this is all working out for. My wife Actually said, what's Chris Titus up to I haven't heard Ramona while because she follows follows like she follows comics. Titus up to and I was like I was like that's an interesting ask because normally with my wife like Whitney doing, what's What's like? You know Rogan do it like you know it's like it's like the people that are in my that I hang out with I talk to regularly. because. What's titus up to and I was like who fucking knows but a guarantee is doing something big. Yeah. No I He always been someone I mean growing up just loved the show I love stand up and then I had him on my podcast and just talking to him about the way that he he kind of works outside of the system. and has been self producing his own specials for years is something that you know was deeply interested to me. So this is Kinda the best way for me to do it of seeing if I can get a market of people who like made to take a thing direct to consumer, which is he he's been doing for years with great success and. I want to do because I, hate middlemen so. I've had that conversation. A lot of times we I've had a I've had a conversation, a lot of times. About middlemen, it's interesting. I got an. Had An option to do something on my own and I did something on my own with no notes and I was craving notes wanting someone to tell me what to do because once you get that often you like, yeah. But the truth is with touring with. I'll tell you podcasting man I think you know I think we started your podcast with through Halston I thinks shortly after we met yet and I told you, I said stay away from everyone make this your own have this your own because owning it yourself is so valuable. Now Yeah Yeah. That's something I. Take Very seriously and and I agree with you about the notes thing i. think we see that so often like people who create these great arts and then they get these big deals where they're like just make what you want and then it's horrible it doesn't come out well, because we all need that like that outline I being fight against sometimes known had absolutely Want to talk to you about your podcast. tell me from the beginning idea to where you are today to like what books you read to get you in the mindset and was your podcast jumping off point for. Moving in life because one say the last time we we met, you've lost a lot of weight. You've you've really gone after goals the way I haven't seen a lot of people do it. Thank you, sir, appreciate a thank you very much. the original idea. The podcast was just the thing that was like the way I talk with my friends in the people who are really really close to me. You know not the people not necessarily other comics or anything like that who are like you know friends and acquaintances. But if you're like my best friend, you were over at my house at Vision Board parties you knew that I love talking about goals and feelings and. You knew that I like doing affirmations and pumping my people and you knew that I hate negative self talk like people don't put themselves down around me because I will tell them to leave you know because I. I, don't like that energy and so it was more like the podcast was like, how can I be more meaty and bring more of me didn't even the what I'm doing on my stand up you know because those things aren't necessarily great premises of like you know but. It is who I am, and originally I was just trying original idea was to make a version of the view for men. And then I talked to a lady is she thought it was sexist and she hated it is. Just, became more of this thing about this constant service getting better because it's it's where I felt the best in my comedy when I'm anxious when I have. Is when I'm worried about getting something when I'm worried about what other people are getting when I'm worried about specials when I'm worried about rolls when I'm my best when I'm my happiest and one of my funny is when I lose all of that and all I'm worried about is my next set. All I'm worried about is getting better. All I'm worried about is my next fucking you know Jim said you know it's just Staying in the moment and ask your questions about the books There's a lot of them that I read even like in my late teens and early twenties that were helpful. For this I read a lot of books mindfulness from Fish Han The secret was a big part of its Emily Gordon's books secret. Secret broker couple comics to though. Some comics up where you're like they don't even do it anymore. Yeah. No. But I kinda that same thing with the pandemic parties I was like, well, you guys already basically just protesters onstage. Anyway it wasn't funny. You were just doing protests things. So yeah. Get out into the world and go protest 'cause you weren't funny in the beginning. When you when you were younger as a comic and you were and I I hate to I hate to kind of. Put. It this way but but you have changed so much even your energy I think it's arms and considering. He didn't a suit. You look fucking amazing like when you were younger. More overweight smoking weed was was at self esteem problems was that negative talk was that was that the stuff that you are now combating against? Yeah. A lot of it is I mean some of it was fun. It was just I was a young twenty comic was broken fat and just like smoking weed and wearing hoodies but a lot of it was yeah I I didn't believe in myself. I didn't believe that I could achieve things W- and I didn't have any background information that tell me otherwise everything else was like, Oh, you've always been poor. You've always been brogue people always make fun of you like. So like there was just this lack of faith in myself and it was it took my first acting GIG and seeing. ME. On TV and it was like this two fold thing of I was like a Whoa I didn't I was Kinda able to avoid how big I was and how unhealthy I looked because I, you know, I, just if I didn't go look in the mirror and I never noticed but when I saw myself on, TV I was forced to go like Oh holy Shit I don't look healthy and then the other half of that was like Oh shit I'm on a Sitcom and I don't even take care of myself I don't even. Barely, an acting class at that time. So it's like well, what if I buckled down go to Acton class what if I work on my health? You know if if I'm a fifth lead, not even trying maybe I'm a I lead if I fucking is a member. Yeah. Were you were you concerned about were you concerned that the the lack about the the wait was like the character they wanted and then if you lost the weight, they'd be like I. Remember going into a I remember losing weight going into a casting after I did my first Sitcom and and it was obviously is you know and I'll explain that anyone listening once you book a Sitcom you no longer audition you go straight to producers. For you it's probably just a straight offer but like but when for me at the time, it was going straight to producers and I walked in and they were like big producers were like Oh. So you like you like changing your look and you're like, no I'm just trying to take care of myself thinking why wouldn't you WanNa better your like I'm not just going to be like fucking. Like I'm going to grow also concerned about that. Yeah. I was concerned about that and it proved to be somewhat true in the short term you know I definitely lost out on some gigs that when they came for the audition or for the call back that they were like, Oh, we thought you were this and now you're not anymore you're not the guy, it even hurt my touring little bit because they were. Jews the old fat pictures because they were like well, they don't people don't know who this new person is I. Forgot about that. Happened to me too I. Like Adam Sandler Obiang. His that. I will say I have to say the best thing that happened was You know the producer that shows Bill Lawrence created scrubs and cl-. Clone high and in Cougar town leathers, Ya and He just flat out came up to me one day and he was like Hey I've seen you working out of bed. I'd seen you backslide a bit. He's like I'll I'm GonNa let you know like you. We we like you. We like you for this role because you your you and your funny. This character does not need to be fat if you don't want him to be fat and I that was something that really helped me so that I was no longer concerned that if I changed, people wouldn't want this character anymore and then mostly became fuck you. If you don't you like that guy, let me show you what I'm up really about was was working on on dateable fun experience as an amazing experience and it was one that only got more amazing to me the further I got away from it because it was all a group of Comedians who who love doing stand up and they even would. Adjust the schedule so that we would end in time so that we could go to comedy store, go the Improv and and now that I've been on other shows, I, know that that is not something they care to do. They will they will take you all frigging day and and just the freedom the freedom to come up with my own material my own jokes, my own bids, I did my own like. A Mosh the I love Lucy that they put into the show. I don't know like two minute about being high that they put in the show and just been on. Sitcom where like where they don't want to have fun where they're like clocking in and clocking out. A job I was like oh man. I. Didn't I didn't know how good I had it until it was gone. Yeah it's interesting. My First TV show is a show called the show in nineteen, ninety, two, thousand, and two, thousand I guess and. I it was the greatest job had and I remember saying I remember one of the grips telling me just so you now that I know this is your first show. They're not all like this in one day you're gonNA regret not enjoy like you're going to look back and go shit I miss this and I went in my head Ron and I, think you can probably empathize with this when you book your show and you're young and you're talented and people are telling you young and talented you think This is smooth sailing from here on out they picked the right kid this kid's got it. Have Fun standing in my ges, suckers. and Man I didn't work I didn't work right after that and I did I did Sitcom and then and then and then things started drying up and I just what I remember that guy's words to me. He was a grip big dude probably dead now up from our artisans fucking long not. And he he was so right that I show because you're experiencing everything for the first time. You're not jaded. You don't you get a parking spot and you're excited you're like, yeah. Occupy that parking spot meant so much to. Someone took the time to spray paint my name on foot like you're like. Yeah and then I was there because I was still sneak around and go to the lot in workout the gym and try to smooth around with people even after the show was canceled. So I got the joy of seeing the play and then I got the horror in the pain of watching them strip them all. It's crazy. It's crazy when you go back and like I did a show. On that lot of right after that like a guest they used to Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel had a show called a win. Ben Stein's money. Tested for it. When Jimmy left I went in and the same guy that used to check my I D I. I didn't get to drive on I had to walk on and he didn't even remember who I was and I went. Oh my God. So that's this business It truly is and you stop getting free stuff the worst that's where I'm at right now. How long? How long have you been doing stand up? Fourteen years. For. Fourteen years, that's a C-. That's enough type of base like meaning like when I started I had no base I had been doing stand up six months when I got my first deal and then a year and six months when I got my second deal and my TV show. and. So I've been doing stand up for under two years and I was on TV and I remember Patrice. O.`Neil. Tell me you got no base like it like when this goes away, everything goes away and I and I was like he's jealous. He's talking about boy was he fucking right And set an an I I'd say to you now where where you think you are where you go, you just said that man twenty two years when you get to twenty two year like. Everyone can suck my Dick Man I'm. I'm I'm not I'm definitely not well rounded, but like as Halston knows I live in a very small house I don't ask for much I don't need much an anything I make is all gravy I just WanNa make sure the girls go to college merely and can retire and like I don't need and so I think and I think your perspective shifts like you know talking to build the other day bill burr and he was like. We're talking about going on the road and he's like, no fuck it and it's not worth it man I got to new babies like I think the older you get you start going I remember I heard someone the other day say he's retiring. He's like fucking fifty years old not bill but another person was like I'm done this business can suck my Dick I. Don't need it i. don't need the headache and you're like it's a shift in mentality because you're fucking fighting years haven't even started yet like your fucking. Your fucking fight weight hasn't even started yet like I would love to be fourteen years in fucking. Love it. Don't tell me that. The hung seat like my eighty struggling over here. My projects denied inputs. Because you're fourteen years in right. No. That is with fourteen years. Let me think Halston. You still here do the math for me fourteen years in I started when I was twenty, six, hundred, forty years old forty years old I was in Australia I was the skinniest I've ever been and I realized on one of the best as my life that my job at travel channels fucking pointless. I realized I am a stripper I have no forward movement a making money I'm having a good time. But I I'm not learning anything and let me tell you something wrong. I didn't change my trajectory for another three or four years I looked at the time Tom Sawyer who I know you hate to death Thompson. Times girl I hate mystic Rick Fox back Guy Ab- joking I'm joking of joking but Thompson girl was blowing up and he's got his first netflix special. He was started toward and he was getting out of clubs going into small rock venues and I remember thinking I could it or I could stay on the track and I had kids I was like pay for Shit I need to make sure I got this house taking care of the. Not meant premium being where you are today when you're forty four. That was where I was when I got fired travel channel. My friends are all doing theaters and I'm sitting there going I can't sell clubs at the Saint Louis at the St Louis fucking. Helium 's urge is it Saint Louis Yeah they got helium near you probably the funny bone at the time no no Salim Saint Louis helium say just open it walked in and I remember the manager saying to me I'm looking at a gas station and I in my head Nas on tickets I'm fucking going nowhere I'm literally justed press and they didn't know who I was and didn't care who I was and I and they brought me in for like seven minutes and the manager said to me at the time he goes. So how long how much longer you think you can do this and I went Ron. The look on your face was look on my face. And I thought. Wow. That's what he thinks of me and then I got into a fucking fight with Doug Benson on stage and we. Other It was like one of the worst if it wasn't, for Shane Torres to. I would fuck in I don't know where I'd be I like I. Was a rough fucking weekend and I didn't make any money and that we can Doug Benson introduced me to Google trends. And it changed the way I looked at the business it entirely and I went. Oh Shit. You just gotta Pop Online Fuck Television you need people buy tickets online need someone at their computer to see you and then go how do I get tasted that an I shifted everything I got fired from travel channel right after that but like but like I say to you man fourteen, you've got a great fucking podcast and you're beyond your your interests are dialed into where our fans live like I want WanNa talk to you about wrestling WanNa talk to you about the Conan's Stop WanNa talk to you about sneakers talked about some stuff but it to get to this point to button it. You're right where you should be. You're right we be I mean I wouldn't don't. You know always look trust me I my special come out and panicking going on the road and so I just came up with this drive in movie theater tour I was like fuck it I'll make it happen. Luckily I'm in a position where I can. Force that hand on my and Go make this happen, and then when they bring me back a less than stellar offer I. Go fuck it. I can afford to lose money if I do let's do it. And then turned out very positive. We're doing another run of them but like. But like yeah, I mean. A fourteen years wrong. I would've traded seats with you any day of the fucking week so Thank you. Thank you for saying that it really helps me because you know get caught up in my own weeds and what I got going on and A lot of what you said is is something that that popped for me a little bit earlier in my head. So I'm glad that I listened because I was kind of same boat where I was like I went on dateable and then as soon as that guy canceled bef- like the next day they were like we got a meeting for you. This other show wants you to be a series regular on that show. So it's very similar. I was like, okay, this is what I do. This is easy money they just like me and then it it that show got cancelled in one season and it was not as fun to work on. And was not as enjoyable for me and wouldn't let me do stand up and I very much game where like, Oh, I don't have a base like people like me when I pop own at midnight when I pop up on different sitcoms, they like it but they don't have a way to follow me after that and that was one of the reasons why I made my podcast I was like well, even if I don't have something going on I, have a home where I can show people. This is what I'm about. This is where I'm going on and bill like you said, didn't it's my bay so I don't have to if if. The thing. That's now about not having a touring is that I miss the lease have in that Oh fuck you. That's not a good role for me. That's not a good offer. I can just go on the road fuck it, and now I'm very much in like okay. Yes I'll auditioned to be a taste buds sure. What I think is great about about us as comics is we have the ability to pivot like we have the like you know I feel bad for actors like actors I actually said something really shitty one time my daughter my daughter is a worse parenting I've ever done in my life. She was talking about. An actor and I said I have actually no. I really regret this. So I'M GONNA. Say this and I know people will hear this and I want everyone to know that not only did I take this thought back but I took it back to my daughter. As I have no respect for that person and she went why because Isla at the end of the day that person is powerless against their own future they have nothing they can do other than recite other people's words in unless the person who wrote the words decides they want that person say words they can't do anything about it like I don't, and I didn't know that I really wanted to be an actress like she loves acting and and she's a very funny at like actor in the play she does. And I and I said being comics but you want to be I wanted her to WanNa be comic but and it's stupid to do that. But I go. I would not want daughter to be calm. The are. Trying. To Trust me as better now than when I started nineteen, ninety, nine, those fucking for women. Let me tell you. That's why I defend. Ellen when everyone's won't after Ellen I go you've no idea the fucking struggle that poor woman had to go through being a not like not what the norm at the time wasn't horrific oil racist sexist jokes backstage in the eighties what people must have said to her and she just had to fuck and take it and so if she. Doesn't want to talk to you onset light, but I'm not defending Alex I don't know all the say this is why I don't talk about the deletion or anything because I have a gut instinct where I go I shouldn't say anything all I know is I like L. I like Ellen I've never been on her show I just like I think that she probably had to struggle that lot of people can identify with Yeah I learned pretty early in his career the not not let. Trends or what other people's opinions color how I judge someone I I, try not to judge someone unless I actually meet them and shake their hand, and then I can decide from looking in there I. IF I fuck with them are don't fuck with now because you know when I go especially when I was just getting started as a headline of everyone was like Carlos Car Carlos Mencia is horrible Carlton is is the worst person and everything Carlson. Come to one of my shows and just sat and watched you didn't still nothing. He just hang out he just white common and I was like, Hey, what are you? Here. And he's just like I just like comedy and he's like and I know you're a comic so I came to see you after my show and I talked to him I shook his hand and I was like you know for everything and I'm sure the shit he's done and I'm sure you know they've been thinking wish he could take back. But when I shook that man's hand I was like that's that's not a fucking evil guy that's a decent guy that was interesting question about redemption. Then because do you this our society is not allowing redemption on any long. Trend and it, and it kind of bums me out when you think that you're not allowing anyone to grow that if you were black face like Sarah Silverman did or Jimmy Kimmel did or Jimmy Fallon did or by the way it seems like everyone apparently did except for me I don't like fucking clowns. Clowns bother me. So the idea put face makeup on I did at one time in First Grade I addressed as Gene Simmons and I had and you can see the picture my yearbook I'm like this. A guy driving the whole time like the vague about me but it's like they're not willing to. It seems like people are like parties over there canceled you know and it seems like us you don't despite your and I know you're somewhat politically active but like you don't do with cancel culture, you agree with redemption. Yeah. Of course, I mean think anyone who's gone through anything in life knows that we're not finished products were all works in progress and as things I truly hate and its culture is the joke that I've been talking about is like I don't think there should be anyone allowed under twenty five on twitter in anyone over twenty-five on Tiktok that would help Krista. But the point being that you're not fully formed person you make a lot of statements that you end up regretting in your twenties or thirties or who knows how long and to be forced to live with that your whole life and people were like, well, that's who you are because you said that when you were twenty two so that's who you are now even. With ten fucking years later that doesn't make any sense to me it takes away growth takes away development takes away change and it's one of things why I don't like them like did they deleted all the black face episodes of thirty rock and to me? That's terrible because it's one thing that I would rather you hey, put a little preference go like this like they. Do with a lot of cartoons, bugs, bunny cartoons like this was the product of the time. This was not a right thing that we were doing. We recognize that but to show this in context and the show that it happened in shamed of it, we're not going to deny and act like we didn't do it and I think it's I. Mean I also just have? A weird position because one of my best friends is Sean Waldman xbox and and we wanted our first conversations. Was Me talking to him about like he was on wrestling ring in the middle of the Monday night wars back in the ninety six million people watching he did black face and now he is married to a black woman. So can you imagine how she has? Her family dinners. I think expert gets a pass. He's had a rough. He's he been through a lot. Go ahead. Bucket wasted I was was like I think but we it is interesting that like Things you see now I don't think I watched A. A a Shirley Temple episode. The tour bus about because I her Whitney talking about Shirley Temple being a sex. It was about sex and like it was odd that a little girl with no father would walk around and sit in men's laps was like I was like that's interesting because I never thought of Shirley Temple as I was started the racist side the. Yeah, that's when I think of example, I think of immediately I think of a black men had to be actors in the whatever the thirties and take these horrific roles and and do, and they had to do what miserable miserable roles the time and I watched a movie called a little rebel with Shirley Temple. You've seen it. No, let me let me pitch it to you. Okay. Okay. All right first. Is Shirley temples like sixth birthday. So she gathers all her slaves, right? It run it gets so much fucking worse. It gets so much what by the way? That's the first scene of the fucking movie is her making them dance and then and then referred there. The other six year olds are holding. It is so bad. But the crescendo the where it gets horrific is they dress Shirley temple in black face and she hides in closets and they dress her in black face with an aunt Jemima do rag. And she and and it's all about them fighting the North Her dad's a confederate soldier and the north is horrible and they portray the north as being horrific and you're like hold on the poor the my heart broke for. For. The my heart broke and a lot of places, and by the way this why I think it's important. They don't get rid of scrub. Our history of these movies is that it's important to feel is I'm cinema tour bus among over got Shane captain woke above me. I have any questions I can run by him so. I'm watching this I feel bad for the older dudes they're playing like her slaves. I felt really horrific really horrific for the children the slave children there by the way they're just actors but then these are these are just young black people in the thirties who had to play slaves. By the way their grandparents were definitely slaves but they had to play slaves and native place of servants, slaves to Shirley Temple, and to watch that interaction on screen. But to know that offscreen, it wasn't probably that much different from them for them. I, just sat there and I was like I couldn't i. Couldn't get through the movie but like I got to I, describe forward to like go like just give me the point. So tried to joke about it and I couldn't. I couldn't even write a joke about excels like it's really gross it's really gross to think but I don't think they should be scrubbed I don't think. Like I think they should get rid of confederate statues only because. The reason they were put up was bad. Yeah. You know like I don't think they should get rid of. Names of cities per se like I don't thinks get rid of Washington DC or Columbus or or Austin, or all the cities that they want to change names up because then we're just going what are we gonNA call district seven we're turning into well, I think overall I mean that's just use the complicate with the real issue is right like the real issue is a very, very sensitive. Want you to tell explain that it is used a complicate the real issue. And it's by the far, right? Yeah. Is this all these things that are thrown in and added like well, they want this they want that and they want to change the world and they wanna run thing and even Terry crews is out there being like well, we can't make it turned into black lives better and it's just like dad is not what this has ever been about even though if that happened, fuck you your turn. But the point of black lives matter is very simple. Hey please if you're a civil servant if your job is to protect your community, please don't kill us that's An if that is too much if you happen to accidentally culas. please. Let there be some repercussions. That's it. That's the whole thing is about and it's bigger I mean as much people then go allies matter Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah and it's like yeah. That is used as such a throwaway statement but what they don't understand is how important black lives matter is that they're very statement. It is a test case of like if you allow this to happen to the people that you can I the same propaganda that they use, for Nazis Japanese it then these like you just refer to black people as thugs and. As violent as this, and then if you're just willing to go like, well, you shouldn't fight with the police and you shouldn't run from the police and you shouldn't do this. That's why you get murdered and then the next thing you know there's vans in new. York. City. Picking up everybody saw fucking scary by the way. Listen I'm always I always keep my. My mouth away from politics the all I see when like I don't I don't talk Antifa. Proud. I tried to stay away from all of that. You know just because like I said, I haven't done any of the research I can tell you I don I think police brutality is horrific when I watch those videos, it hurts my heart, I can tell you. That when Trayvon Martin. Died I didn't see two parents see to black people talking about a black kid I saw two parents grieving child. That's all I saw and when I see the advanced picking up kids and I'm not talking politics all I see is a bunch of grown men don't a child in a van I think of that the little girl being. I don't like I said, I'm not talking politics by Sea Island grace, my youngest spray paint and a fucking camera and going fought This. This is my little political statement taking a broom in and a camera, and then I see her walk down the street with friends van and a bunch of News Donen van. That's all I. See I'm not talking politics. I'm just telling you what I see and so I I agree with you I think that things get. fucking really clustered up and people take these things that we shouldn't disagree on. Team try to politicize what a basic human rights and that's a problem. The that someone doesn't deserve to die should not be a thing that you have an argument on. There's not a Democrat or Republican side to not. Killing people if you're a civil servant that should just be a human thing and then we are unfortunately live in a time where they politicize everything and is just Is just the fact that this is not the America that I wanted or I was born into or. Are that. We celebrate anyone where they can just pick up people and throw them in a van like no matter what you disagreement there is the course of action that we've been taught to take and how to act and how to behave, and we're no longer doing that. So I don't consider it political I consider it humanistic. I consider where we need to save the American way and because the people who were wrap themselves up in it but are lying and they're not they're not here to support us whether you're white black, whatever they're here to get rich and still our money and that's it. It's tough. It's tough for why? Why suffer white guys let me rephrase rephrase that. It's tough for white guys to be a part of this conversation right now because I know that my interactions with police officers have been. And I have say there's nothing but respectful I've never had a I've had dick cops but by by by me diffusing the situation Ab- and just saying, yes and hands on the on the thing and Lights Inter lights on I've had them go away and so it from my experience it's like once again to go back to the LIA, it's like for my experience I go. I. Don't know what it's like to be dehumanized by a police officer I did see documentary about the La about race and and cops in La and it sounded to me like black people were basically into three streets like four streets would they like? All right this were black people live, and by the way the cops here now are to make sure they don't get out of the. Guys are cowboys cattle don't let them get into where we live. That's what it's like and so once you see something like that, you can't see it and then go you can't. Then go okay. Now I got to ignore what black people are saying you have to go. Oh, this does sound like I gotta listen. That's by the way it's all I've been trying to do you know how hard it is to not W. Kamau Bell? I got a couple of questions to ask you about bugging the N. Word or fucking like like I got a few questions about the N. words a bad example but like but like since. I've heard from every black dude except for rollins don't fucking ask me Shit just listen don't fuck and bring your issues to me justice and on Mike, and I'm just sending the cut listening and yeah, I think as your levels of friendship relationship, right? You know like I grew up in Oregon you know I I mean I is brazen south side of Chicago very, very blackberry, very fully black neighborhood and then I ended up living in Salem. Oregon. My turned thirteen when was the exact opposite in? So I have a history of use of being a lot of. white people's first black friend. You know I've met a lot of people who consider themselves racist before they met me and it used to bother me and he's like well, fuck you I'm the same as any other black person would you have that but I've learned that usually at the root, there are very few people there small group of people some of them within the White House that are truly racist and truly bad people and truly went bad things. But the majority of people just don't know they're just ignorant and they fall to whatever the mainstream tells them. Until. They are. Posed with a different view or they meet a different person or they you know hang out with me and we're listening to DJ quickening turnaround listening to Johnny Cash, and then they go. Well, what the fuck how can I hate you? How can I hate your people you know and I just wish more. There just needs to be a bit of a balance with everything of like they say what a lot of blaby where they're just like. Well, we'll fuck US too late but you learned about June teens too late but to me, I'm just like kind of like Whoa fuck you guys are interested those that's that's good. But yes, please go learn on your own read your own books, white fragility and whatnot and then but Bert if you have question as me directly, that's fine too because we're friends but just don't go up to a random black person on the street. was interesting because I don't think and this is a blind spot I think with me but I think there's a forced blind spot I think that society forced this blind spot onto me. I used to have a joke when our earliest when I started that because I grew up in Florida and I heard the N. word a lot like. I used to joke about it but when. them were was always tethered to another word to make it a verb. Like. So An. But I remember getting a New York and being like and seeing what I considered to be. No racism everyone said, no one was racist and that was a very amok progressive time was the early two thousands and I would say stage everyone's I think everyone's racist and everyone would go. We'll woke I'm definitely not racist I don't see color and I remember going like I remember spiting my left going you don't color how the fuck do you get through the world like you don't like you gotta see color a little bit like everyone color like that is the most ignorant thing to say appeal like. No No. No. I don't see color used to drive me nuts. So I started buying into it and I guess I am fucked up in that I'm assuming things about everyone just based on experience, and then all of a sudden to see these Karen's yelling go back to your country and and to see people say the N. Word in public like into shouted in eight like was if you're in your car, I talked to Trinidad James about it. If you're in your car, your winters I, Love Trinidad Jay Oh dude he is my favorite person like all gold everything I is one of my favorite his. Hey. His new song, a one of his new songs on A. Just. Release three is called a black owned. Have you heard you know? You're. Welcome. Again on it, you fucks with him heavy and then the industry like they fucking with him but I was like, no, this is stylistic. Cool as dude I'm still fucking between a dairy stylistic Tom and I said he's got the best Aaron about. He has the best hairstyles in hip hop image, snoop, Snoop Scout, beautiful beautiful different styles of like his remember the video and he's walking around shirtless with a backpack holding puppy and I was like fucking knows the good. He needs to put out there. He knows that the Shit I would do you know you know he's really shoes to right? I would imagine no like like he's got a shoe podcast, a shoe show that they do. That's how cigar super introduced me to turn James and me and him a like instagram live together and we talked about his use of the word than my my appropriating in my car, and then how does he feel about me in my car and his response once again, I'm paraphrasing it this is not what he said I then Misheard I apologize but his response was it's my art, and if you use responsibly and you're not being an asshole about it, then I want you to enjoy my art you know. So that's my point about that will pivot and talk about Trinidad, though his. Before we I do WanNa get into that point. You said because I think it, it takes out intention when you start just policing word usage and you start just policing. Like we'll go to a different rapper like this rapper named Sean that was really popular at like five eight years ago she had one song co Gucci. Gucci. That that people and then they found out that she said the N. Word ally and everybody got all crazy about and was like well, well well. But what they fail to realize is that she was born and raised in the bay where they just throw it out a rat. Word around no matter what race you are it is about their community and we were judging their community that we weren't a part of so I I look like that a lot and as far as the not seeing any color that's one I mean that's one of the racist calling cars when you hear that, 'cause you like when you when you say you don't see color you're saying you see everyone is why you see everyone is yourself. Every your whitewashing everything. When I was doing this joke into moines in two thousand seven fucking bro that is that is the fucking. That is the. I. Wish I had had the insight to have that. To, say that because. You're right. When you say you don't see color you're saying I. See everyone is white. Yeah. That's it. And then you're disregarding people's different culture and are different ways of being and when you don't see someone's color, you don't see their way of life. You don't see their struggle that they've been through. You're putting them through a lens. It everything is just whitewash and I mean, no e color is I know when? I know when someone's a little bit different and just try to respect even if I don't understand those differences. He because I'm not aware of their culture, you just go I don't get it. I don't know it but I, respect it. I mean I've been obsessed with I've been obsessed with hip options since they first displayed it on twenty twenty. Back. That's where I've found hip sad. Twenty twenty and then I was like, and then I was like I gotta get a what was the first man mantra onyx was at the first I'm trying to think of the first hip hop album my name songs called Baseline Day was male you because you the first album I ever bought with Jeez, the score a wow I'm so much older than you I. Remember. 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So I talked on the phone and I be used to have the you're lucky when you're a kid, you had like the my sister and get one but I got like a full stereo like it up top was the the record player and then you had dual tracks we could record stuff why had a ray gay in one and then I had hip hop in the other and I would listen to hip hop. But if a girl called I hit pause and put it on Reggae I didn't want her to think I listen to hip. Razi? But it's funny like. I. Still See like I I. I'm fascinated by by different culture meaning like like the Terry crews thing is interesting to me because I feel like a feel like. I'll be honest with you. I. Feel like the Black Community, it wasn't even with him when he metoo dude. Feel like like I heard blackout black comics talking backstage about him and I was like wait I like I'm just listening. And you know what? By comics I'm talking about backstage if you're GONNA be traveling Terry crews. Yeah. ooh I could see their faces. People were waiting to pounce on him. I mean I really was not I'm too. But I understand what you're saying because there's a lot of homophobia in the by community and there's a lot of things like well, your big book back. When you got you saying you got sexually abused by you know some tiny way agent people I mean just right for jokes I understand I understand that but you know that's the thing he went through I'm not gonNA fucking dismiss it I'm not GonNa be. I wouldn't even know if it's as much. Homophobia with black dues. But with white dues because I know for a bigger in the black community, I'll tell you for. Really, yeah, we have a whole thing about you know that you ever heard about the down low and all that I heard about about real to be honest. Yeah, just black media of like very flamboyant black dudes who were acting like they weren't gay but they were and now that say that it sounds like I'm out in myself because a lot of people on my youtube videos keep telling me that I'm gay and I haven't come out yet A. But who knows who knows what the future holds for me? I I've been following phase on love and Cameron. First of all, I'm friends with Ken, right? Like I love crooked camera brands like we taxed at a couple of times and Matama the Knicks game and him doing my show and But I've been watching that and the all I will say and I'm fans above them. A fan of phase on loves I am legitimate phase on loves and I am a legit Fan of Jim Jones Cameron old dip set like. I was in New York. Well, I moved to New York when that when they popped so and you know there's something about New York, stay on point bird but there's something about New York that went an artist from New York pops in New York that is your Sunday when you're walking on the street, that's the music you hear planning cars on Sundays when it's sunny and the top down and you connect that music. Engineer DNA. That's who you become. That'll east coast is like that whenever I go to Philadelphia I still hear them playing Memphis bleak and all. You know rockefellers yet and I'm like, Damn. They wrap down hard still now and so But I will say having Saddam fans of both of them they're back and forth calling each other gay is so blind like this like guys like Cameron love. Cameron I'll say it again he's like just so you know I've got friends in the LBJ community AU community, but he's gay and you're. Like Like that. You're missing the point. AM phase on you gotTA. Respect. Base. I don't even give a book. He's really gay. Sounds like a lover's quarrel. Satellite somebody stole somebody's boyfriends. Is Really. Is really fascinating to me as like a trying to grow type of dude not saying, I am at all but like trying to listen as best I can to like scroll and you know you can't help what Google news tells you what you're interested in. They give a fuck then like, oh, by the way, you really end of boats launching. What you say. As I am and so they're like and you're by the way you're also across on Chelsea handler even though you've talked about her on stage just so you know you're right. You're right. You're right I. Do when I didn't at first then when I met her and was working on Chelsea lately, you will fill the power coming off of her and that's very attractive I don't think I. Would I met her once I don't think I have a crush on her if I met her I think her energy would turn me off but I think she's beautiful and I love her stand up and I like her I like her I I like from afar I like her like I. Watched her go to. With, this game I want to go skiing like three months in a row. Those a Goddamn she fucking awesome. My wife never lets me hit a bay PIMLICO among we're going scam. Let us go skiing for a weekend. She went skiing for three fucking months to gain for three months and then dropped a documentary on white privilege. Because she's living the life she was well versed. But but anyway, I finally even know what we're talking about but. Regardless that Terry crews last I knew. then. They're going after him about black supremacy is that what it is? Yeah. So what? What, like what is is that the idea that they that that? Let me I'll tell you what it sounds like is that No one no one ever stands for the national anthem now, and the is black rights first, and then everything after that is that what box purposes? I don't think it's a real thing. I think. That Terry's talking about that is like a basically he's using fearmongering and old tactics that people use before. But because again, as we talked about is a very simple thing that that black lives matter is asking for and what people are getting mad about Terry crews about is that he is choosing to put himself into the conversation no that no one gives a god, Damn Fuck what he thinks, and then do his privilege and using his power and using his platform to. Undermine was going on and act as if it's this thing that we're trying to act for ask for black superiority that we're trying to ask for people to change your way of life you. WanNa, stand for the anthem and chill I don't think anyone has a problem with that. We have a problem with a system that's designed not value our lives and the worst. No I, people probably like well Ron. You're fucking out in the valley. You don't have to deal with that and and as true own some occasions depending on where I go and then they're like, Hey, you're out of bounds. But what what you have to deal with every single day is this fear and the stress that anytime you see a police car. If you see lights coming behind you, it sends a Chill Down My. Spine ahead of yesterday wasn't even real police cars. One of those people who had taken a car and make it look like a police car but it sends a chill down my spine that I had to shake for like the next ten fifteen minutes and it puts a concern. Medina's concerned about my son who is half black and autistic and does not follow directions well, and what his interactions with a police officer who's having. A bad day would be like and that's what we're talking about is that living with that fear living with that stress and living with that reality is unnatural and not something that we should have and with Terry, crews is talking about is just it's fear mongering that he's bringing up that if we get rights if we somehow get better, we will just continue to be like well now we need reparations and we need this. And now we need that and and now you're are lays in the ones fucking saying that Newin said that at all and the fact that a man who I assume who had I have a lot of respect for working that hard to get to where he is in the Hollywood would turn around and say these very destructive things is fucking like horrible me and I got I got no love for that. No respect for that. I feel I thought about your son when that and by the way in. That young man who used to play Violin for the for the deceased animals off forget his name he violin for a rescue animals. he was he was killed and it was clear. I think that he he was part autistic maybe or on the spectrum and that that the dialogue for and I? Think there's been actually a big I. think there's is been with autism and cops I sometimes I think black the color black definitely accentuates but there has been problems with cops dealing with autistic kids but it obviously gets worse if you're black because there's already a the cop may have predisposed view of how the. Is GonNa go and if you aren't following instructions like a lot of autistic kids will have a problem that I thought about that. Immediately I thought about your songs I thought God. Dammit man that your son I don't have to say is one of the sweetest kids in the world just from his instagram stories just a sweet kid who's in his lane likes doing when he likes doing and and that's it never going to harm a soul in his life and this kid looked the. Kid's name. And you just think God damn. Alive Mclean I saw that and here's the weird place I'm in is. I don't want to tweet about it. I don't WanNa tweet about allies McLean, I don't want to put it out there because I feel like. I shouldn't have to you should see that in feel the same way I do and if I put it out there I feel like legit 'em virtue sibling like, Hey, just you know one of the go white guys I thought this was horrible when I go. Everyone should think this horrible does that make sense? No, it makes a Lotta sense and it's something I. I've been struggling and dealing with recently when George Foreman Diet and Brianna. Taylor. Died was also just a personal story was also around the same weekend that my friend hung. And I was busy Annadale in with that to miss. This was i. he was friends with Bain. Yes. Obtain had been very very, very funny. Dude I heard him on was that he was the the bone zome and Brendan. Yeah. He was very very, very funny dude. And it was heartbreaking I'm sorry for loss. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. He's very funny. Very troubled. Gentleman very you know just. Probably was dead as Winston and he he killed himself at the same house that I lived in when I first moved to. Los Angeles where I remember filling at my most law and my most weakest and so it really hit hard to me at the same time. All these things were going on and I didn't post I was stay off instagram and I remember getting a couple of messages from from one guy in particular. Who is like? When are you going to talk about joy? When are you going to talk about joy floyd and I just ignored it because I was dealing with my own thing and then he wrote back again he goes I'm following you because you refuse to talk about what's going on in the world because you were so worried about what's going on with your paycheck and you'll next Hollywood gig you refuse to speak out and I wrote him back and I was like look I don't know you anything. I grieve in whatever way I choose to grieve and I got it on my own personal things going on in my life right now and it pissed me off and I got about that. But then I thought about it a little bit more. And I was like. He's not mad at me. He's scared. He's looking for a leader. He's looking for someone to believe in and right now you're supposed to be the messages that we like these things are tragic and horrible, and sometimes they happen in life but we're used to at least then someone standing up and going this will never happen again while we'll make sure you know we're gonNA. Put out a task force make sure stuff again. But instead which again, it's the thing about black lives matter we're shown. That matter. It's cool. Good Oh you know. Are Fine police officers is doing their jobs, and if these thugs didn't act up these things wouldn't happen and that's when it truly becomes soul-crushing and it truly becomes the thing like who I turn to who is the leader, and then some people turned comedians and they turned to the people who are known for speaking their mind and if I don't say exactly what they want to say me to say, they're like, Oh, you failed me to you know and so I look at it as like we're all as a country right now. Really. Looking for leadership and unfortunately sometimes we we look for it in places where we shouldn't get it like I'm not your leader I'm here to tell jokes and tell you how I feel and do my dumb shit until you my opinions. But none of them are fact you know why so many people love Joe Rogan is like, yeah, he's smart and he's funny and he does read things but do is should I listen every? Goddamn. Word he says she didn't play video games. No, he's just one fucking guy who fair factor who gives a shit. Yeah he's. He got blown up for that fucking video game shit his opinion isn't that GonNa? Kit Gamer like like just for the record, he was playing video games like back in the day he had he was obsessed with quake. He wants he spent like thousands of dollars to get a teat s one line drill drilled into his fucking arment into his apartment so that he could play. Quake so like so like I do I I talked to Tommy about this the other day but I I meant video games for me has. Is is something I. I have a key S P. Like. Here are video games from my psp I need to stay away from the PUCK NPS be. I have a problem with it and it deflects up my life just for real. It fucks up my life and that I will just sit in my man cave and play on it and not spend time with my daughters. I understand partially what Joe Sang and do. But and I think there are people that like that the fantasy dials in the fantasy dolls into real life and they overlap at times. But I don't know he's just Joe Joe I know very well. So like say Manley got high and talked about if you could throw fish ten feet in the air and they started flying would there be any fish left on the earth and that's the same guy. Yeah. Exactly, he'd love to make strong opinions and he talks about and that's why people like them but. The thing is when people take it as the Gospel as if he's like you know some type of politician or some you know king, it's just just one man strong opinion which is why he makes us laugh you know here's. Is the problem is is Joe has been Joe for a lot of people I wouldn't say the problem I know I use Joe Joe's a really close friend of mine. Every I don't need to say that to anyone but like I definitely lean on Joe when it comes to like like fucking breathing like this crazy like I'm doing read a book about breathing because Joe had the guy on the podcast I've got a fascinating I've read books on the native American wild. Native Americans in the Wild West? I've read books on I lean dawn Joe as a as a leader at a lot of times these. Joe also told me hey man you need this and I just go out he's also just joe like you know and and I think Joe would say the same thing I'm not your dad I've heard him say that to people I'm not your dad I'm just show like so it's it is a weird thing because people lit me up on black lives matters day the. Day because I because I disabled comments. And disabled comments because Tom and I had a running joke on podcast that burt was racist. So like if I it was the joke and then people will say it and we didn't. We thought it was funny because I'm I was not but the. Whatever say whatever you want of course would say that and what would happen was people would clip out courses of the podcasts and edit them together. So it looked like I was saying horrific things about whatever Eskimos or whatever. So or in you it's bad and so. So I disabled comments because I didn't want people to make jokes on a very serious day that I fell was you know that that wasn't the time to make that joke. and Man I got fucking destroyed like how dare you your silence is deafening you. You have made money off the backs of black people, your entire life, how dare and I'm like, what are you like I'm literally going what the fuck you talking about. And then and then I think you're right. I think people are just lost and they're scared and and they think they think we're someone that we really aren't like an and I know that they think I I must be like millionaire in a mansion with servants, butlers and expensive cars and you've been to my house that's not who I am and shoes the free stuff. Upgrade shoes right now I wanNA talk to you about shoes. We're GONNA literally it goes but but it's it's interesting that they do look and then what's what's problematic I believe is there are some comedians who have stopped doing comedy altogether and just want to be leaders and you know not even like. Joe Doesn't do that like don't fucking how dare you tell me who to vote for like? Yeah, I think you are you're GonNa go like just you know here's one vote and for that's owned for you like you come on man a grown man I got to high school the fuck out of my face. Yeah. You can have strong opinions and I obviously. I. Have Strong beliefs in. Won't get into it but I think overall. And my fiance talk about a lot is that just making sure even though a lot of people seem to be going away but that I stay classy like I never found it classy to ask someone who they're voting for her to. Get into their face about voting like You do what you want I'm GonNa do what? I want my strong opinions. I have a firm belief that obviously things have not gotten great again. So maybe we should go in other direction but you do you on you. Do you feel and that's the reason we have a democracy irs or are we did until a few months ago Has Been. Crazy man this has been one of the most fucked up. Of My life, I feel privileged to experience it. I feel privileged to to live through it and to go okay it's been tough at times but But I you know. Better than boring. Hey, how how lucky we are we that we I mean this sounds crazy. But we got to experience Dave Chapelle 's fucking thirty five minutes set on Youtube. The data dropped I got chill bumps and I watched it bed imbed first thing in the morning watch the whole thing beginning to end and I went. Yeah. Man Like this is a shift in history Yeah. Really Interesting really enjoyable. I left go unlike mandate Chapelle has a lot of anti transsexual material for a guy who dresses a lot like a drag queen on his way to. To a performance you know he looks either just finish the performance dressing down or he's just about the dress up either way I thought that mess tank top was a mistake. Up. Do you see what he's doing in Ohio with the with the? With the socially distance thing in the field. That's what I and that's where this conversation started but that's what I love about comics is the pivot and say, I'm GonNa do something different. You know like I'm GonNa Fuck you figure out my lane you know. There's a young lady that there's a young lady I wish I could remember her name and she is doing a live show much like you're doing. She's doing it from her garage and doing streaming and charging ten dollars per ticket and see I think he's already like two hundred, seventy, five, thousand dollars of people. Donate it. Near that. So if they want to switch over to me. New Quick. Before we're still on because you know everyone's listening to this podcast are they get their info we're not ending. But where did they get the where they get to see this? Easily you just go to Ron Punches dot com you can find a link right away. It's going to be up on Youtube September fifth live comedy special featuring me Blair sake best friend Gabe Dinger New Era material that I've been working on just go ROB PUNCHES DOT COM it'll be the first thing that pops up that I'm doing. So please go get tickets. So now are you gonNa once you do that? Is that our going to be retired you're GONNA work on a new our oh I'm many keep working on. This is more that's why I'm calling it a live stream event in. Comedy special in case someone wants to reach out and give me more money to actually record it but it's just you know I recorded my my last special two years ago. So I had about an hour that was comfortable with, and then I have all this new material now from dillon with the. Matter in the covert, and so I wanted to do that while it's still somewhat you know poignant while still timely before you know you can't wait until this all goes away and then I'm like, Hey, here's what I thought about what was going on a year ago. I got lucky. I. Got Really Really Lucky Ida Great. crowbars. Joke that I was doing in when I was doing the road that no one got because no dating understand that you said Noah coronavirus was and then Crun- hit the joke works, and now that I'm doing these drive-ins is my favorite bit and ev and by the way I just start the bit and everyone goes Oh, I, like it's like a great like you don't have to tell all. Over it. And now you have that all. So great as when they get right on board from the setup the best who wanted to ask you about the as me by one day as you what's Are they honking the whole time like I don't understand to plan it to me the drive ins show mazing. It's a great experience. I wish. I could give it to everyone It's It's IT'S It's I hate to oversell exam oversold it to just about everybody and and I understand that my fans aren't who goes sees every show. Yeah. My fans are pretty awesome fancier comedy fans. They are podcast fans they are comedy special fans like they watch specials. You know like you could talk to anyone that's one of my fans and they'd be like I saw Tom I saw patents I watched a little bit of Hannigan spy's like they might watch the whole thing I listened i. Right, there with me, they were me. I was like I. Get it. Though so But it's awesome. Man The show start. So so people start lining up on the street outside the driving around five three o'clock show starts at nine, and so they're in their cars either smoking or having a cocktail. pre-game doors open seven everyone kind of sets up it starts tailgating people pulling out grills or cooking burgers or Cornhole, and there's don't football. Now. Here's what I love about it is that it is as socially distance as you're comfortable with. So myself personally I know you're by the same way I wouldn't I wouldn't be too far from my car I may not even get out. Of My car right in event like this but I'm allowed to have that opportunity I'd Netflix where a mask outside I'm allowed to have that and if you're more comfortable and if you feel more comfortable, then you can do that as well. You have this little area. This kind of blocked off for you until everyone's got their own little space everything socially distant everyone's pre-game and. They're setting up couches in front of their cars the crank in their late radios up music that I find to be Americana, 'cause it's a very Americano. Yeah. A Little Tom Petty Lonely and I play music all feeds through their FM. They're all the same FM station. The music art picks everyone pre parties show starts around eight forty, five everyone watches a beautiful sunset every. Sunset has been magical show starts gets dark. We bring bring three comics onstage to east to ten minutes I go up do about an hour five it's interesting you WanNa do end drive in movie theaters you want to do less time than more. It's better to do the material as opposed to try to fuck around the absolutely because you can't connect you can't really hey how They accent. But it's also interesting is fucking around in the moment for like something that's going on say like like the first time I went up on stage. My Fi- was down and I did know it and so and so I someone yelled it in the IMO from one of the cars an assault on the ninety foot by nine foot screen and I was like I just WanNa take my dick out and see what it thinks what what it looks like what I think you should look like. Last one anything in the moment works, but they are completely respectful like no one's tackling. No one's honking everyone's listening big laughs like if you're a good comic I, say that I got a practice act I don't want every comic thinking. They can just do a spot at a drive in if they if they've just done it for like four years, it's not that. You gotta be legit comic yet had that we all sat ben through all the open Mike, all the empty shows, all that. Yeah and done a couple of USO tours done an arena done outdoor college event done a cafeteria have your chops about you where you know how to the moment and not just panic and go I guess I'm just GonNa read jokes you know Autumn Yeah you've got to know what you're doing and big laughs get big thunder last like big thunder laughs and you can fuck around in a in a story works like I'm I'm going to storyteller two stories work really really wealthy people are there for it and they're just they're very comfortable. They're a lot of people bringing inflatable couches, hammocks they're in their they got their back back their trucks up and on their back there flatbed. And then the best part to best parts I'll say is when you're done thank you. Good night everyone gets in their car flicks, their high beams and hits their horns and it feels like you're getting -ducted by aliens. I got high in Fort Collins and on the late show, they fucking went nuts and I was like, Oh, my God and then and then I get. I get a golf cart and I drive through traffic while they're all exiting and I do a meet and greet social distance meet-and-greet sat in the back of a golf cart. Thank you is is out of this world I got shit on a lot of comics I imagine a lot of comics were. That's what do you do anything that they have not seen before? That's what comics do you have friends of mine friends of mine just shit on it Chapelle. Shit on. He's not a friend of mine was Chapelle show on it. Vessel in the facile he said on it allows which is berry off brand for him because he is a guy who did stand up in Washington Square Park on a fucking soapbox like that's how we got his start. So I kinda was like. And by the way, he is also doing it in a field in Ohio. So like I was kind of like, Hey, day that's not definitely not see my mother don't get me started on that. I had a lot of times. When I started doing my little commercials, I would do every time I had a tour gay I would try to make a little local TV sow commercial with me and my green screen and then I. See all these comedians making fun of it and talking about me, and then I started hearing from clubs that they were requiring people to make these videos and I started seeing other comedians start making their own videos, emulate my style. No one ever saying, Hey, we got the by then they're like, oh, no everybody makes commercial but I know I remember you squarely making fun of. Me For doing this, Oh, I got mocked Motte I've been mocked by comics that I that I appreciate 'cause I've been doing. I've been doing promos for my shows since what on his back to in clubs I've been doing theaters for a couple years but now announce a theater tour with you know doing a dance video people make fun of me for fucking nonstop. What the fuck are you you're in a speedo guess what I dance sold over fifty eight, thousand dollars, worth of tickets. So Suck my Dick and I guarantee you you something some it's it's such a fucking shitty business because. I'm not trying to fuck anyone's career up by doing drive ins at all. By the way just you know had it not worked I would have been the one everyone made fun of and I was comfortable taking that hit because I was willing to try it. We're. Really, like quite the opposite you do and you do in these drive ins means that you are at a club taking someone else's by which they will easily be like, no, we won't. Bert come in take disbarred because he's GonNa sell out and then bumps other people down the line. So you go in until the. Drive INS helps comedians. And I told every comic every comic out there and I've had a number of comics that some of the biggest comics in the industry that I respect more than anyone reach out to me and be like I wanted to drive ins. One guy was like this isn't your thing like I'm not taking your thing are you on I? was like no I came up with the idea of like I was definitely the first person that no one was getting offers for drop INS. and. No one was willing to jump on his Laura's quick I was to see the bug worked or failed I figured that you want to know secret time Ron do you to know where I looked at it I looked at it is I took I got my first initial offer was like thirteen cities and I went seems like a lot of I don't like. It is going to be a long fucking thirteen long three weeks, and so I said I'll tell you what let's do. Four cities do four cities see how it sells people may not want to buy drive and tickets done. So well, we'll do and we'll get we'll get out will lose money. It's not a big deal I watched a documentary on on Lebron James as called the decision and it was it was about him and his team. Deciding to be take take charge of his narrative for the rest of his life and I found that fascinating I thought. That's exactly what Michael Jordan did. Michael Jordan was known for most kids out there today as the crying Jordan the crying black man. That's all know Michael. Jordan as they never got him play they don't know anything about him and Michael Jordan did the last dance and he took care of he took charge of his own narrative and said, no, no, no. No I'm the greatest that ever was is as a bitch fucking was A. Guy That went to the fucking magic aback backstabbers grant grants a backstabber Buck Scottie. Pippen. would be nothing without like he literally was like Auntie Jeremiah Narrative I saw that and I thought I thought If. These shows are Shit I'll just bring a film crew with me. I'll shoot it the way I wanNA shoot it and and I will take care of my own narrative and no one except the people that were there. No one will know they were a nightmare. I will never say that it was a nightmare right but it'll be regardless it'll be a funny story like I'll go on rogin lasts about it and I'm I'll be real on Rogan but narrative wise I was like it looked fun I'll take whatever's fun out of there and make them like fun shows, and then the truth is we did the first one and it was picture ask it was like better than I ever imagined. Worked I went. All right. Look if I I wouldn't be doing twelve more cities in next week if it wasn't A. Right now, it's this week I'm releasing it now, but I wouldn't be on the road doing twelve more cities doing a TV show and then coming home and doing another twelve cities on my ride home. If I didn't enjoy it and I want I really say this when I started getting trashed by a guy that was a friend of mine and. And he was on his own podcast uses kind of shitty about it. And I thought, I wish I could get him out of the House and doing stand up again because that's all it is is that he wants to do stand up and can't stand up and get it like it's again it is not financially half-full rooms are not financially. Productive. To anyone the club comic knowing especially if you don't have one hundred of the door deal like that. I mean I did I did run a clubs at one hundred, the door I got one, hundred, seventy door. You don't get. That's not happening for the majority of comics, and by the way those aren't financially beneficial. You're just like I'm putting my life risk putting other people's lives at risk I. Know they're trying to do the best candidate safe but is this worth it? I don't know if it is. By the way these drive ins aren't financial financially a cash grab at all. I to travel with my own stage. I've traveled with another tour bus full of a crew that all have to stay socially distant everyone lives in the bus. Everyone's getting like more money than they normally should make because of where we're at. So these aren't even financially acceptable but what it is doing is it's keeping me sane getting on the road I'm connecting with fans, and by the way I'm doing to people. What I would want done to me and thank God for Jeff Tweedy for doing drive in theater tour because he's taking Wilco in the drive ins and doing drive ins and I will go out of my way to see him because I want that in a one reconnect with society and I wanNA, do it to Safeway and so I can offer that to a person that likes my comedy. I'm GONNA do that but I want to do that. I. Wish I could do that for more comics. Or just sit at home frustrated buccaneers. Australian. Yeah the take away the thing that we've been doing every day often the five six days a week for for over a decade for most of us. And you pull that away and makes you feel very pointless makes you feel like you don't have reason the live in some cases and I'm lucky because I have a son I have a fiance, but even I will wake up and go. Oh, why am I feeling? This is because I don't feel that the reason when since I was even before I started when I was seventeen sixteen, the reason I thought well, I was put here on this earth was to do comedy and to make people laugh and make people happy and when you can't do that really messes with your mind and that's why I started getting back into doing zoom shows they did one with. Maria battered and I could tell that she'd been doing it since you know she she's like she had never gotten off the horse that she's been doing five cents a week since March and I was like Oh shit like she doesn't care about I'm sure she does but she's not letting it stop her that she's not getting the reaction she wants she's not getting that that dopamine drip she's not getting the the the high that we get from being on stage. She's going out and performing because she knows that's her job, and that's what she was put here to do and it helps other people and the I'm Ben to look at it more like this like. Needed Matt now more than ever. You're needed now more than ever. People are stressed the fuck out and if you can do it safely and do it in a way that that that gives people a little bit of A. Respite from what's going on in the world you're you're being positive. I don't see how anybody to hate it. I mean I, myself was just like how does this work sounds? No it's it's really awesome. It really is awesome. If you get an opportunity to do one or to do a couple I know that a lot of people reached out and they're doing smaller ones who doing stuff irvine improv parking garage it's just fun man it really is it's just doing it's just a weird gig. That's all it's like saying like when you do well, you do well and you walk I I. Remember. I. Had to do a do a classroom one time they brought me into a classroom and they go ahead and do it and I didn't think it would work and it was so much that I was like book more classrooms shows like it's the same thing I. Think I know that they're doing some in Chicago they're doing a lot of people. So when I started doing it, I was the one that. and I still am the way I. do it now I- deficit fund the show so like my ticket sales create the venue meaning I I, get the stage I get the I hire everyone and so that fails all my shoulders. But if it succeeds, it's all my shoulders. Now promoters have realized this can't succeed. So they are setting up setting up venues like outside the Rose Bowl Brian Volk Weiss. Figured out like I think he did a few specials and then he had it set up and he was like well, now we can make money out of Comedy Club Basically, I? Know that there's going. No, there's Guy Long. Beach. Guy. In Irvine, there's a guy in Nashville is doing them and so if you can get out there and do a run them I, you'll love it. You really will love it and it's And people are so I really think because they've been in their house they're very. they're very receptive to it. But absolutely and I saw you chose go ahead. Sorry. No, no say. I was just GonNa say that I just love the when it comes to this art, it just shows you like. How much fun it is to adapt and the role with the punches as opposed to stay stagnant and stay like well, I'm not gonNA do anything until it's back to normal and like I which I felt that way for a few weights. But now I've been really digging in thing that I've been doing a lot twitch streams where and not just like you know I'm sure you're aware like the video game streaming and things like that which I do will fans in France and I started doing his thing on Friday nights. We'll. We'll watch stand up together like I played my special gigglefish because it's on youtube right now for free for anyone who's not much special, and then this week we're going to why some brody and some Maria and some another old set of mine and I just kind of break it down and talk about what I usually especially when it was myself I go. This is what I liked about. My say this is where I fucked up. This is what I do differently now and it's been a really fun way to just Kinda find any new avenue still be creative and still be connected to comedy. I think that's Like seven it's what I love about this business is that is is that you can do your can pivot and do your own thing and come up with your own ideas. You Know Doug Benson is is a really interesting guy in that he started doing this for twenty shows I upset this child and so I'm not hiding anything I do I used to call in sick to work? Shows where I would go in do radio from eight am til ten drink on air tell everyone not to go to work go to the club and eleven and the show started eleven thirty and everyone will call work i. tell everyone on air don't go to work 'cause sick. If you have a business I'll give away I'll give you away a tickets to your whole company shut down for. The day come drinking with me and it was a I mean they sold out. So quickly they say would sell out in literally minutes the second night announce them in whatever city and I do on Cinco de Mayo or like March of seventy like say Patty's Day. They would sell out instantaneously and I have said this a number of times but I got that idea by watching Doug. Benson say I'll do a four twenty show you go into a city heat to a four twenty show and he'd be sold out at four twenty and you'd be working your ass off to sell tickets for your seven ten o'clock and you and you know what it was is that in the clubs loved it because there was extra business that they never countered on and I looked at that. He does he shows it doesn't have to be the he was out of the box thinker way ahead of its time. Yeah. The way he looked at the business was different and I don't know if that's the marijuana or just Dunn's brain but I shifted went I bet, I, bet I could figure out something like that and so I've been very Been, very, liberal with watching comics and and and seeing the way people work different things and saying like. When it comes to business not stand up when it comes to business, you know Joe Rogan to this day I will I will be forever grateful for that man you'll never hear me talk shit about him because he was the guy that look me in the eyes said, start a podcast. I remember going like I'm good on yours and he's like, yeah but that's my podcast. Do Yours make sure you have one every single day like you put out one is much I remember him telling me double down your podcast do another podcast because he's like and that's a business model that I remember him saying you gotTa have video to yours put video don't just have audio I'm double he's always been very open and honest with how his business works I love that. Too One cave is is no longer on spotify and because you watch Joe, you watch his business model and he was like, no, you want my shit, you want my catalog GonNa buy it from me and I'm not saying we're going to sell them spotify. We're not gonNA back on spotify. All I know right now is that it's better to have everything in my house in my pocket, and so I think we always can borrow liberally from each other in the business and the way to do business ticket prices or or or you know I watched the way the before I went to theaters I watched the way the business works who went. To theaters early, how they were adding shows what their ticket prices were when they made the leap, what was their first? They did everyone does the Wilbur I if you can sell the Wilbur out at twenty dollars a ticket then that next year, you'll be selling theaters out you can be selling theater for thirty five dollars ticket. I. Guess that I watched it, you gotta be adding shows you gotTa have a thirty five dollar ticket in clubs. NBA adding shows on Thursday and Saturday if you want to jump to theaters that your tickets gotta be undeniable and so these are all things I just watch the business I watched people like, Angela Johnson Joe. Joe Coyne. Fluffy fucking add. Add add six shows to his weekend to don't added show every fucking show we. Come back the next week and so at the same thing and you're like Ecorse, he's doing the staples center you know. Yeah. I love that I love wound people are open about business and I try you know my limited knowledge and experience I always try to be open to my friends and because I think that's one of the things that there's always been used against us right to like business deals and how much this and no negotiating. You're asking price whether it's stage or own you know and I that's something that I always appreciate when people are open about the business and they look at this as a business. So many people get. So wrapped up in still going, oh, I gotta have the best set. I gotTA. Do this gotta do that I got to be the best in the world and? That's a fun way to act, and that's a fun challenge for yourself but I long ago again, a big fan pro wrestling I was like, I'm not going to be marked for this business. I don't care. There's so many opinions I. Think I'm good at what I do but you know if someone never says, I'm the best and never says I'm their favorite who cares what happens is that I want to become the best at getting my material across my viewpoint across and reached the Peop- most people I can agree with me and then have them follow me for the rest of my life. So I can build my own career that does not rely on whether NBC, Fox or CBS. At is I'M GONNA pay how how are you time? Do you need to get out here? Saying Oh man I'm we got all day. Okay I WANNA pivot I. Want to talk a little bit I WanNa talk first about your Conan appearance where they talked about editing one of your jokes because the Emerald it was a great joke and you're very generous I. Think I would be I think all of us would be very angry when they changed the wording of. Our job at a they edit our joke many Conan was very like I. Love Conan I think Conan's the best is the sweetest guy in the fucking world and he was very like he was very like is very cool. It was a very cool moment on television to watch the to you talk through how the industry works, how they edited you, and then have you kind of not tell the whole joke but tell a little bit of that joker, finish it up. and kind of like the way him and I was really I was really like prowse not the right word but like you weren't. You were you were stern your opinions but you you were the same that you said you were. You were very like, let's grow you know. About that a little bit oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was just a joke that I had done years ago about when I crossed the street to go get my son pizza at Papa Murphy's and Salem Oregon I was stuck in the middle of a cross work and someone yelled at me used the crosswalk nigger and then I turned it around to be this joke about how they were looking out for me and that they were a car I didn't hear the rest of it and they were saying used a crosswalk nigger. I'm worried about your safety and it was to me a joke that showcase a lot of my comedic style, a lot of what I try to do in. The world, which is taken negative and turn it around and show you the positive of the the then several joke my Linda joke or whatever type of jokes I do and so when I went on there, my first time on TV, of course, I tried to get the joke layered and get it passed but I wasn't wasn't as if I was GONNA go oh, they won't let me say nigger on TV they don't get it. They don't get that. It's not a racist joke I'm not GonNa you know I don't even want to perform for Conan now like that doesn't make any sense I understand his business and I, mean it's just any curse words sometimes, you have trouble getting across And until you Cohen and not the first, not the last time that's happened to me I've had full sets I had a set that I deeply love that meant the world to me because I've got to perform on the stage at the Apollo in New York City and a standing ovation and I got and I'm just thinking in my head I grew up watching this show my mom. Loves this show I'm thinking about all the people on stage, not just comedians but like Mary J. Blige, they can about James Brown I'm thinking about Billie holiday they going to bow to fucking legends and that I got a standing ovation in the same room they were in. But guess what I said a Pussy Joe Steve Harvey didn't like it. So they cut my whole fucking set so. And it bothered me and then I tried to get a copy of it. I was like an least I show this to my mom can I have her see this shore that I rubbed the stump and all that and of course they were like we don't have it. We can't find it for you in but now I just lived in my head like I. Know I know I gotTa Sanitation Paulo Dr. Sucks. So. Bad. Was it. I'M GONNA take his job take take all apparently few all of them. They'RE GONNA be mine very shortly. He's he almost got the called out in his canceled culture for some memos sent out I. Guess where he told everyone don't make contact with me I'm well, I'm well aware them emily's. You can't be talk negative about Steve Harvey in our house my wife obsessed with him. You like who you lag. You love who you want. We have Bernie Mac household over here. Oh, we'RE BERNIE MAC to, but my wife because of the Kings of comedy my wife's Bernie Mac Steve Harvey Cedric de l like my wife's Amoah a bit was when I met her she goes I gotTa play you my favorite comedy and I went what is it? She put in Put in the kings of comedy and I went interesting I was like. I did not see that come in that. Who I'm sorry. I didn't hear the second one America's funniest home videos. I'm glad I asked. That's a range. That's does yeah you gotTa keep that woman. That type. Let's talk wrestling for a SEC because I've been. You know it's interesting Tom Seventy said. And I think everyone just thought I'd be party aligned I'm not a wrestling I at all minister to means I think no, one would ever call me wrestling guy, but it wasn't until then that I realized like what an affinity I have just based on my childhood grownup of Florida for wrestling, dusty Rhodes one is I started doing promos for clubs mice. I remember modeling them after Dusty Rhodes like just wanting to not stop talking keep stop talking like just give me a minute talk and then I'm GonNa be here But Dusty Rhodes was like my Go-to Guy and I did an end hulk. Hogan I I did a promo with Hulk Hogan probably gone maybe like six years ago near Hogan were doing a show together and I did a promo to sell tickets and it was with with holck and I didn't realize how much I borrowed from professional wrestling until I realized Oh hoax got the same five phrases that are ready to roll at any listen. Let me tell you something do Teddy Tommy, I'm gonNA come in and. Run. and. I was like oh Abe everybody was up you boy Chrysler the machine I just want let like I remember I remember it's so funny because I realized I for me I, didn't I. It was always in the moment. So like I get a big side and I'd be like, Oh, we got Promo Gig I'm the one. Australia. Here we go. So I, set up a camera outside down at fall off gratified I'd kill it I go Australia, issue, Barbara Christ the machine, but it's old school promo. Straight promos that they. That's what I was doing what my things I I take so much from pro wrestling not just my like if you watch my special gigglefish, there's a lot there I'm wearing a ric flair robe ric flair is in my special. There's a lot of it there but just in the way I do my business and the way I do handle comedy You actually mentioned in the controlling your narrative like I would go out and do my, and sometimes my rooms are half full in less than half full but I would always promote it like we were having the best fucking time because you I was and I knew like you said, the only people who knew I was lying were the people who weren't there and it always. was start showing me. It's like, okay. Well, Thursday was half full Friday with fuller Friday. Late, it was even fuller Saturday we sold out. So his show in me that is more I get the world out the more that people see what I'm doing the I got a good product. So I might as well just continue to push in promoted and that's why I take a laugh from wrestling is just I. Decide What we are in if I don't say that what I'm doing, it's fucking awesome. No one else is going to believe it's working on some just as in the same like just being a mark for myself not getting caught up in like, oh, five netflix specials he's like no I just I want a bunch of fucking money. With everything going on right now, a lot of people are asking if it's even possible to buy live insurance at all the answer is, yes. It's still easy to shop for Life Insurance Right now, and if you have loved ones depending on your income, you probably should right now you can save fifteen hundred dollars or more a year by using policy genius Dot Com to compare license life insurance policies. 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Beer within everyone's reach remember celebrate responsibly Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin. Is Funny How much we borrow I remember Bobby Kelly saying something about we were talking about helping people over as podcast I mean Joe Rogan definitely. Put Me over you know. he put Tommy over he put joey over he put harvey over and it's it's such a an an an it for people that don't know wrestling. That's like the when you put someone over his up, mean you're going over the top rope for them or something or read means that that usually means that they won that they beat you are oftentimes, it means that if you put someone over, maybe you beat them but through the roof mash, do them looking like they might beat you do made them a bigger star. Bed. You know does he rose made a lot of people like if you didn't know who this wrestler was before they got in a fight with dusty Rhodes after they fought us rose they were a household name and that's put someone over and that's all fine that you say that because anytime I I come home from an interview that I really like and I was like in my fiancee last me how I was like, Oh Kelly Clarkson. She put me over put me away like our comeback into and they didn't WanNa, put me over they they wanted to compete they wanted to fight with me. You know they wanted to prove that they were finding instead of. And that's you know the great host things like at midnight and he's like I'm doing a new show on qube called nights one where we're I'm trying to put a bunch of people over. Twenty four is basically a spiritual successor at midnight and I'm the host and I wanted to do that because at midnight put me over got a lot of people interested in me and so I was like, I. Would Love to do that for my friends I love especially when it's peoples who's voices I really love and people's whose material isn't as well known I love getting them more more fans and getting them over. Yeah. Get putting people over. It's like one of the coolest things and. But it's interesting. How how closely we do borrow from wrestling because it is ultimately. The same business in that in that And and it is where you can get lost. It's even get lost if you're to married to close to the person on stage like myself I think I am probably I feel like I'm a von Erich you know like I'm. Am Who I am on stage and out of the ring and it it may not end well. That's a great wrestling joke you for real for real. Legit, wrestlemania's kid like like the jet and I grew up in Florida and Tampa. So Tampa know appalling was their from their live down there. cogan still run into Ho. Okay. Number Times down in Tampa and macho man everyone was down in Tampa at times a week. We I got I was lucky enough to see us to address when I was a kid at the Tampa armory and And a great show, you seem dark side of the Ring Oh yeah. I love it I I get copies of it before it comes out that's how in the game. I'm not I'm not that deep when Tom Seventy said I laughed and I saw the outrage that came out of. Like I saw you, I couldn't tell you were fake or real mad both. I was like I'm real mad but also faked. Grill mad because I was like. Exactly what he's doing and I'm mad that it's working. And then I was fake mad because I was like you know it's fun and silly and I like Tom and it's fun. If anyone's going to go against wrestling I'm automatically a great foil because I do truly love it. Love it. Since I was five years old I, watch it every week. Still you know and I think one thing you said that I I don't want to get away from was that. We do have the same job we're working with a wrestler comedian, even a musician. We're working to get a pop from the audience and that's it. That's we're all doing the same thing and a lot of ways the same job because either you get it and you understand why you would start at open mics and you start off in the basement. Shows are these dingy as rain's getting Your Bell Rung for Twenty Five dollars or being at open mic in front of four people for two dollars or whatever the fuck or drink ticket you know and but you can't teach it the people who will never get it. But those who do understand how deep and understand how beautiful all these art forms are. Girl fucked Thompson and. That'll just be the promo for this absurd. He it is interesting because I tom. Tom. Is such a he'll. In that moment it's it's by the way what what's so fascinating to me was that. That whole thing was straight up out of wrestling textbook. Like it was a work and it was like an it worked and it fucking. He was baby face. He'll, and he came out of fucking nowhere and seventy said and then. And I want to say like it it's crazy because it introduced him to a ton wrestling fans who then fucking followed him, and then like actually have fucking love this. Guy. Yup. An attorney wrestlers because you know rest like especially when like what some came after him for real and Tom just went right back at him. Give you want you can come get this smoke and then all of a sudden it was like, alright respect this guy and you're like, fuck like it's interesting the way 'cause. But. But I wanted I just WanNa talk about wrestling. Well, how did you? How did you get into wrestling like we're how did you? What was your mic and minds very direct? Yeah. We were sitting on the top of the Dugout it Florida's at at four sales and drew McCall explained the. Rick flair Rick flair Rick Flair Maybe was rick it was at the Tampa Sun Dome but it was Rick Flair match. He explained the Massey recounted the match to us and I was so engulfed in this math with. Ric flair and Kerry von Erich. But I don't think it was. I. Don't think Carreon. Eric. Would arrested with Tampa but he explained the mass to us and we were so engulfed in it that I was like I gotTa Watch this shit and so what we got, we could get on Saturday nights you can get the Tampa Tampa wrestling, which was like Mike Graham's my Graham was the pre much like my grand all we went to school with kids. So so we knew the grams were they were the gossips to us but as or you could get Texas. Wrestling. which was the bond Eric's yet Texas wrestling was always just more interesting to me. It was a little bigger a little more out here yet Tampa single darker a little more dingy but you could see it live and that one conversation I was fascinated for you know whatever length it L- it didn't last super super long but it was it was it was not I was I say respect for it but I don't WanNa over glad WANNA make it sound like I'm a huge wrestling ban, but it was like a whole wall to action figures like I do not. Definitely, not looking for I don't have anything but. I'll tell you mine. Yeah it started in Chicago. Illinois is mostly because I grew up in like a house of old ladies. Mum was raised. My Mom's a single parent. We lived with my aunt who also had a daughter and I was with my sister. So it was four women in me, and so a lot of my time spent playing pretty pretty princess or braid in people's hair when they asked me to or giving them. When they came home from work and what would save me from that then my uncle would take me to the Rosemont Horizon and Chicago and would take me to WWF house matches. In the first one I ever saw the main event was a hogan versus earthquake in a stretcher match and I fell in love this guy in the red and yellow coming out just fully energy talking about saying prayers and taking your vitamins and I just fell for it and I was all in and I've been all in. That time period when I was like Oh women don't seem to like this. So I'M GONNA say I don't watch it anymore and I'm going to try to get some sex that was like fifteen, sixteen seventeen and then I was like, oh, it's still not working. So I might as well go back and watch wrestling because now they're showing boobs. So I get the best of both worlds and and so I fell back in but falling in and out awhile. But really what got me back into it was independent scene here in Los Angeles going to two shows in Reseda go into new Japan shows and I fell in love with it again and it reminded me a lot of comedy and a lot of of any community where I started learning and meeting people and watching wrestlers go from these dingy halls getting. WWe contracts and it made you feel good for them and it reminded me a lot of like watching a standup going from open mic into featuring a headline into doing theaters and you're like man I'm I like this person I'm proud of this person is still fill that. I watched this one company I love game changer wrestling, and I really appreciate them because they were like one of the first companies they took a little. Break during cove during the visual lockdown, and then they were on the first companies. I saw doing these outdoor shows sanitizing their robes doing everything right, and then I would go and I see these videos of the clubs and seeing do Hughley or hearing about you know callen and Sharp, and I was like, fuck like how is this outdoor wrestling barbed-wire intact show taking care of his people than a lot of my industry you Know. Like I. I, have a lot of respect I think if you ever get a chance checkout game changer wrestling, they do a lot of great stuff and you know I just met a fan of wrestling for life I will continue to be even though there's parts of it that I hate hate some of the racist stuff some of the homophobic stuff, some of the sexist stuff but overall I love wrestling show. What's Coming you're so lucky to see WWF back in the back in the day live like some great though I've saw ricky steamboat, ric flair match I. saw like one of their last. Spring San it was late. It was in the nineties like ninety two. But I got to see one of those famous rick flair Ricky steamboat matches. I got to do commentary for Jerry the King Lawler match. Really Yeah. How come you've never tethered up with the WWE. Who say that I'm not? As they're working on a couple of days because I feel like I feel like you know one of the coolest things is I I was a he's he's such a right now that I'm comfortable saying this but and I'm saying this as a joke obviously. But I was such a fan of Sam Roberts when he was when he was an internal no in a like I was actually. Him Walking in the room really like pumped me up that I was I will say this and I think you better believe it. I was the first Sam Roberts fan like wanting him to take off but to see him growing worked. So closely with the WWE and be tethered to like a passion of his net is legit passionate about it's so fucking awesome to know that the business. That way it gets you excited to know, hey, you just like Rogan was when he in the early days of Eh May to then go this is where Rogan's today which I mean. Honestly, he is the voice of you have seen at the moment and it is passion and to see someone connected to their passion when comedy is true passion but you also got that I think is just so fucking bad ass and such a such an example of where we can go. Yes. I one, hundred percent agree with you I I love that when it happens I think is amazing I think I do. That in my podcast, I tell people hey, don't chase the money, chase your passion and and and find a way to make your passion profitable. You don't. You know you don't WanNa be out there starving if you're out there doing shit, you don't like you burn out very quickly. So you it's best to change your passengers people who are yeah. I would love any. If I could work with wrestling love to make a comedy movie about wrestling I'm the one of the reasons why getting more into twitch I love video games, my whole life, and so I'm trying to make my passions my my job. So, whatever I love and the comedy wrestling video games getting better self help I'm trying to make that part of my job and part of what? I do. It's really interesting it's it's You into didn't you? Did you correct me if I'm wrong but did you go to wrestling school? Yeah three months Antena brothers. Yes and that's where you started losing all your weight. Great. Now, I'd already lost a bunch of way early. In better shape than I am better shape from doing the wrestling Fisher and just been doing a lot of weight lifting and things like that I'm getting real close to be my personal bests cited about that but resin school definitely helped it was the first time. I've done anything sports like I'd never in high school football wrestling basketball did any of that and so this was the first time I was on a team that had partners that go up and shake everybody's hand and I did it for three months and I Learned a lot about my body. I learned that I could do three hundred squats at one time. But then the next day was not going to be fun and I learned that I'm not going to be a wrestler that you know that is because they started talking about like, Hey, if you're really serious about this, you might think about getting a part-time job so you can help us break down the ring and you can go out and travel with US learn the ropes and I was like Oh shit, I, did this already. Has Money as funk. Bunny when whenever like. It's fucking awesome I. Remember one time I got off for the job. offered a job playing video games is when I have money, I had money at the time and. Before I lost all my money and I remember them going yeah. You just to be here at like six o'clock in the morning and. I was like, Oh, I can make six, and then that if you want, you got to be here and I was like, Oh, I, guess I don't want it that bad never mind. And the goes we'll to play video games. You're getting two hundred bucks for the day and I was like, yeah, I don't really care about it. I'm sorry buddy and he was like no one says no to this sounds like well, you're here now for the first time then. Yeah No, I love that man you gotTa. Know. Yeah I know who you are. I'm hoping I'm hoping I'm doing something from month in a place where a bunch of wrestlers are and I'm hoping I can find a workout partner where we go to the gym lift weights like I'm hoping I can find someone like that where I'm going to reach out 'cause I am I wanted to be a pro wrestler because I I envy those like like I was watching Who was just on? Who is just on Dr Tired of the rain who died in his hotel room unexpectedly had a stroke or a passed away hotel. he was friends with Eddie Guerrero. Is. Best friend Oh no way way no I think you're mixing things up. Are you talking about crispin? Wa. No no no no, that's not the thing. No no no. You're right to grow No. Guy The past week hotel room and he was just Fuck. Anyway I would. I was hearing them tell stories of getting up in the morning working now, and it was like it reminded me a college like having a workout partner. Don't have a workout partner and I was like all of this I might reach out to like. Features do that. That's what I do. As be my workout partner Nina. Shane. Tour go to go to planet fitness. He jumps ropes and I on the treadmill. I'm talking squats. I'm talking. Jeff Bitch. You I want Dunkin the heads. No I do like that to a man again real. That's one of the things I didn't know. But my big health changes is that I ended up really liking lifting weights and working out because, and a lot of it was like my whole childhood had to be pretty adult. You know my mom was an abusive relationship very young. She's also single parent I was the head of the household pretty much the man. Of the household like eight in. So I was always working in about my sister and worried about this or that, and always focused on other people and working out lifting weights was one of the first time I go. This is for me. This is all about me I don't pick up the phone and don't do anything. It's just me my trainer or just me by myself and it's just something I do for. Me and it really makes me feel like a teenager they come Joe Sleigh put on some fucking hardcore rap or some fucking heavy rock and I just fucking lifted out and I really love it i. think that's one of the things I did not know when I was a young comedian when I thought I was like, Oh, I'm just going to be fat and I'm just going to wear hoodies and I eat. philly cheese steaks to in the morning. I didn't realize that. No I fucking love getting up at seven in working out and getting a good sweat and then coming here and being like, Oh, I, got an audition and then I get the smoke weed and just chill out is fucking do we have you any? Have you done any additions over resume? Yeah. Then if you booked a couple and then I turned him down I might be a great audition or on Zoom. Yeah Day one day I just wanted to know if I book that one by one a day and then a couple self tapes. And one other zoom when they're not fun. But I kinda like because I'll just have addressed up top and Pajama Bottoms. That's great. Man I'm so happy for you. I'm so I'm so happy that you that you're doing that because the last time we hung out was when we did the podcast here and I remember being very adamant going you gotTa start a podcast. Yeah. No you very much what the one that people than that my. So I was like I'm use your producer I really very much. Appreciate it because it's it's really been not just like I said a home for me. It's not very much profitable yet but. It definitely was helpful for selling tickets on the road and it's helped me build a community and I've gotten a lot of my favorite compliments in my whole career of come from the podcast. 'cause people saying like you know Oh you're so funny I like this bit I. Like this joke is awesome. But when people are like, you got me through some bad times or I'm gonNA therapy now or I had one lady sent a email that from listening to my podcast with Wendy comments she was like I dumped my boyfriend after listened to that episode and I was like that's The best compliment I ever heard that we help make your life actually better. I wish that my podcast Get Fatter from with. Just like man I just started drinking again you lot. What am I? Glad. It is interesting. The emails you get from podcast where like I've been very open with anxiety and I just talked about losing our dog. On, the podcast here that it was a really really heartbreaking thing but the connectivity of podcast especially in a time where we're at where people feel very alone. It's so important you know and it's an and I think it's such a cool I don't look at it. I. Don't look at it as. As. Content per se I don't look at it as an interview even don't look at it as a show I. Look at it as an extension of social media of like a way of talking to people and just an having people on that. Like it's you know one of the I think what happens a lot in our businesses people see a comics in different camps like maybe myself in you and then go oh, they don't. They don't like each other because M and tom we're talking about wrestling and I go oh no no I'm allowed to be grown up to be whatever I can say whatever the fuck I want like I have no problem with Ron Ron fucking super talented. He's you made me laugh so many fucking times and and if it wasn't for what Tom said about wrestling probably wouldn't have just started watching dark side of the ring which I've been loving fucking love that show. So Green really really great. And? And And it's and it's been really cool and I will say I got a credit. Halston. 'cause he's been silent this entire episode but me and you working with the same producer has never caused a hiccup at all and I gotta give credit to Halston in that he had. He handled that like such a grownup in wanting to where he really genuinely you worked with me because he had to he wanted to work with you. With you. And and he and my hat is off to them because we were can't we run him ragging over here and and and it's not once have. We ever had one hiccup where I I've never once heard him say, Hey, I can't do that on with Ron ever fucking ever and I've heard I've heard the rivers a couple times. because. He knows where his bread is buttered but overall exactly I mean Austin even though he's fucking listening right now he's amazing producer he he definitely very just one of the most professional people and he makes my podcast look and sound way better than I would do so Yeah. No, he's he's been wonderful but I have heard no, I can't do that Bernie's me. I'm a little bit by the way. I'm the I'm the problematic. Ellen DeGeneres Steve Harvey Guy like all thing is they alternate? You still here? Are you listening always listening? Allston can say I am okay between the two of us. Halston who's more difficult to work with me or? Well. That's quite a loaded question. You're not difficult because you're right across the street and That's very easy. You're very easy to get to. Actually talking about Eduardo Guerrero no I wish I could remember who died in a hotel room. it was one of the he he did not allowed because I remember most of that series and I don't know what you're talking about him. No they went over Owen Hart and him Diane. From the fall. They went over Jimmy superfly SNUKA and him murdering that lady. Day. Win over see now I'm forgetting. See. Either I thought the new Jack Won The new Jack One was released on either I didn't see. Did you see the one about the U. W. F. where the guy was was found? He died covered in cocaine and? You. Of course, you thrown out. Yes. I connected so much with that guy because watch that right when I set up this old drive in movie theater tour and I go I'm fucking setting up a company, a business that has no like I am the same fucking guy. I'm selling it on my own dreams. I had to call my agent and be like here's the deal I'm doing trying to movie theaters get offers he's like it's not A. Thing, it's not going to happen and I was like yours pictured picture at an account temps on drone shot the right just did thrown shot sunsetting cars everywhere. They'd screen seen my body on the screen, right? It's Americana Doug Tom Petty fucking Rick Springfield like this is the and he was like this. You're overselling it like it's not going to happen, and then he called back like I got you an offer. The guarantee is dot dot dot. I was like wait the was thinking. Yeah. No I also took stuff from that when he was like Oh take Biz McMahon I'm Gonna I'm GonNa take McMahon down McMahon doesn't even know who you are and I was like Oh that's probably me and my beef with Steve Harvey thinkin `bout. I do love. It's one of the things I love talked to. Talk to someone the other day and I just love people to just. Even, even if they're a love reckless talk that's Chapelle Line I love to talk shit talk dude is I mean it's when I first started doing Rogan's podcast I just went up and trust everyone I was like this is why I don't like this guy. I. Like that Guy This guy did that this guy did not and I think everyone's like burke a real it's like. A. fucking. fucking fucking. Some guys have made a career out of it. I was about to say someone's name I was like, let's just keep his name out of our mouth. Guy But like there are guys who made a fucking legit living out of of. A trashing people. But the one thing I think that's interesting is that you you don't mind speaking your mind about people no no I try to keep it. Classy Bowie always tried to be honest I will tell you how I feel and and if you were here at my house, I might tell you a little bit more you know but I like to be classy but I definitely don't like the shy away from what I feel like. I why would I have this fucking job? I'm a self made person. Pays my fucking bills but me so why would I in any moment shy away from talking about what I feel in my wrong sometimes sure. Maybe it wasn't Steve Harvey's call maybe it was and producers call but I, remember what it felt like to me so. If you Steve. Harvey on your podcast, you have them. I would I would ask them about that and I'm sure he would not recall then I'd ask him a lot about monique. Oh Shit I love Monique Monique out here telling the truth. It's interesting. Is it? Well, it's interesting because there's two sides of that is that you can't deny that what Netflix game plan is is to draw in new people they want new people to subscribe so unless you're going to bring new people they then that's what warrants the money for Seinfeld Chris Rock Dave. Spell Daesh Pell's. Specials our must see like, yeah, people by Netflix's for it, and I can see that maybe monique wouldn't bring in as much but I'll tell you who whose I do get behind his Wanda is like one is offer I can see when she I was like. I believe she deserves more and I believe she will bring in I. believe she may not bring in as many but she will has been on. So many network television shows that have been successful. She's such a a pillar in our community comedy. Wise. That I would I would argue wanted deserves way more you know I love Monique stand up I fucking. Love Moaning standup but I do I do understand that monique stand up is different than WANNA stand up agree I agree I will look at it less from stand up material wise because I feel like if we looked at it that way a lot of these specials don't exist right like a lot of these specials don't exist because they were ready they exist because they were looking for someone to pop numbers. But if you look at things or you can say or you could also say fill a slot. Phillips Lot. Absolutely absolutely absolutely but I would say if you look just look at The resume look at what she did. Look at all the things she -CCOMPLISH, Yup look at the Emmy Look at the Oscar look at all those things and then go. Do you do There's a lot of comedians getting bigger offers whose resume don't stack up to that and you might say that they won't draw a number but then I, think you're discrediting how much black women fuck with black women and how much people will be drawn that there's a reason why they just now added girlfriends and up and up and all these black shows that we've been begging for them to add because now they're understanding the value of that black dollar and they wanNA keep and to me if you monique would bring in at black dollar heavily and the fact that she is the thing that gets you know. You do you. It's hard now I'm just taking it personally myself because. You look around and you go. Okay. This is the criteria that I'm supposed to have to have a special. Okay I. Did this I did that I did this? I did that did this I did that I did this I do more than that, and then they still go. Maybe you do half hour and then you go. Well, what's the? What's the criteria was the goal? What am I suppose what can I change about myself? That will make you other than the fact that you oh, you already got that slot feel and I just never I love standup I love specials they're all special to me. They're all wonderful the me and when people are watching bad stand up or bad specials because. Bay, are now the arbiter of what they considered up to be, and then they are given a disservice because they're not shown great work. It bothers me. Me I take that personal and that's on me. That is on me no no. Not, I'll heavy the burden with you. Is that it was on it was on me too. I got really upset I was when I When I did my before I special it Netflix's I wasn't getting specials at Netflix either I wasn't and I wanted one and I felt like I was good enough to have one but that was not the situation and then and And and I had a few conversations with a fucking very. Couple pivotal dudes in my life by I I I know that are in the same place. I'm at not not same place on that by any means but are like I look at his big brother surmise the roughly my age but I look at his big brother, Ganesha and And they. The one thing they said is make yourself undeniable. It yourself. Undeniable I remember Wat, give you both are named. Joe Rogan. and Bill Burr have been like big brothers to me in so many ways and I'm friends with both of them at the same place they are. But like we're peers but I look at them as big brothers and I remember. Buckling down and not getting caught up in the bog of who I shouldn't have specials Erdan who I thought. I was better than I. Remember they offered me a half hour and I turned it down and I said I'm going to pass I I think I deserve an hour I. Think I remember saying I don't mean it disrespectful is I definitely wanted to do and I said insane destruct books I did a special it Netflix Bible but I I said I believe that the art forms an hour and I believe I can do a better our than I can half hour I. I was very specific said in the half hour format I don't think my fans will show. Up I think that it'll be cast as an audience I. Think you're GonNa, light their faces and the material I deliver me taking my shirt off you then asking a bunch of strangers to cosign on what I'm saying I don't want that I want my fans in a room so that they can they already know what I'm going to say if they laugh they laughed because they're like I don't care. He called his kids fucking stupid I. I don't need to be judged yet because I'm an actor in the front row going like Woo I don't know about that. They're women this'll genetic in like fuck off want my fans there and so I I know for a fact. That I sold out a sold out an entire run. An entire two years of clubs beyond ticket sales did a European tour data Australian tour and got my numbers to a place where it was undeniable and when they came back to me and they said we like doing our I remember feeling and I. Have said this out loud in the net flicks I might have said this out loud to net Flix in a meeting. I said, I was very proud but I said I got myself here. I said that I didn't look at my managers and agents and say, thank you guys got me here I said I got myself year I earned this I busted my ass and I got to a place where I was undeniable and they had to offer me special and when they did my special performed well, because I not only not like in that trajectory I became undeniable not only to the audience. To myself and I said I'm not dropping this. I did more stand up than I've ever done in my life and I did go special when they said we'd like you to another one. I said Hey I'm not dropping the ball I'm GonNa work even fucking harder you I said to my daughter's legit I'm gone for three months I will see guys down to three months at the. End, three months, I'll meet you in Cleveland were shooting a special I can't wait to see you guys and I fuck disappeared I came back Austin knows that I came back on I come back Monday I'd be home Tuesday leave Wednesday, and for three fucking months because that is my commitment to this business as I. Just I would just say 'cause I know the frustration that it is. But. It's it's it's not it's not it's not not within reach and I think we I think especially for you I think with all these streaming services opening up in all the streaming services raising the tide. Now, the tides raised where when I jumped on on Netflix Netflix's here and there was nothing. And now I think the Thais raising where I think know people will I wouldn't say I don't I would never put you in the monique category like I don't think anyone like goes you need to respect the black dollar and higher ron no, not at all. No I. Think I think I think we know where there are like Red Grant red? Grant. Melanie Camacho. There's a lot of really talented comics where the play up predominantly to black audiences where you go they need their that is representation. Don't just put a guy on because he's black throwing the guy's playing to the black community like throw in. Donna. Donna like. Probably a little bit more crossover but I, don't know. But like I think I think you're on your way I think your path is the. Amanda sales that's who I look at that. The bag uniforms Fox will hurt so heavy and she should times league. Twitter's come after. Thing. Talk in God damn it. It's so funny to see who like Sean was. Two guys named Sean Sean White Dude that Sean White. The guy that is like the calm talcum ex. I duNNo. Yet. Song King. Okay that I know. It's like man he's an activist one day, and then he's attacked on twitter the next day and you're like you like Goddamn Aman it's. Internet is not a place to fucking I don't even WanNa be there. Yeah. True. Want to back though, but I really appreciate the undeniable this something that. Yeah I. I was angry and upset and furlough go while Halston knows he's been through few Iran's but. I then started going the same route late, not just undeniable in my comedy I think comedy is amazing I. Think my hours amazing that thing that's special. GIGGLEFISH put out with one of the best fucking special twenty nineteen honest to God. Think it was one of the top three best in. So Now, it is truly about making my business undeniable making my. Base. Undeniable. Showing what I'm about because this is just this is not new to me. It's not like I don't get. It didn't happen me I remember one of my first knackers when my first college benefits things. Well, my then agents that to me. Well, I guess you're just too white for the black kids and you're to black for the white kids and. I was really hurt by that but then I also took that seriously and I go oh, he's looking at that as a negative because he can't put me in a box. He can't sell me to black colleges. You can't sell me white colleges. But what I am for everyone like I'm for people who love comedy I'm for people who are optimistic I'm for people who aren't optimistic. I do produce a unique product that. You probably haven't seen before and that's amazing and that's wonderful and I will continue to build my audience until I. AM undeniable because I don't plan to quit. You're not going out one thing you're not gonNA do as long as I'm breathe in his outlast me in comedy I will be here are three hundred say out work and I was like, Oh you guys can all out work me at work me your data. All the time. No Betsy people who would just strain standoffs I got voiceover to go do gotta act in class to go do that's one of the things I. Don't want to hold issue with Kevin Hart when he goes, you will not work me I was like, no, you can have all that work I can't catch up with you. I'm not the hardest worker like I I sit back on whatever like. I remember is this is I will we got to wrap this up I could talk to you for hours but I remember I. Remember the first time I went to a communion. I know you've heard this story Halston and and I went to communion and I took million I sat down and I said a prayer and then get back into my dad said he wanted to pray for I was maybe ten years old I said I just thank God for all these God given talents. My Dad goes what talents I said all of my dad's like. Oh God. And I was like, yeah, you cannot work me. I got all these God given talent. I like the put them both together, taking my talents and were working out of bed but I don't like to Overdo it I think a lot of comedians against. So caught up in like. Seven sets of the fucking week and they burn themselves out and I'm like, no, I like bouncing around the same thing. Oh, you're not fucking with me give me an hour. Cool. I got trolls to go work on I. got to go work on to go work on look at Andrew. Andrew Schultz is probably one of the best examples of I will become undeniable. I remember I remember listening I remember hanging out with him a few years ago in New York and hearing people saying I can't I can't help you. I don't WanNa work with you or whatever Andrew saying. Like I'm ready for an influx special and everyone's like nine whatever I'm not going to talk to you, and then you look at Andrew Schultz now. God. Damn. It man that guy's undeniable. Those Sunday posts he puts those rants are better than anything. Any late night talk show host has even remotely up their sleeve. They are so fucking. They're all well over a million views. Day of his stand up is his crowd work shows are fucking insightful that they're smart. They're fucking. Their tents they're fucking awesome and that guy and there's a lot of guys taken that look at Mark. Norman Mark Norman just released his own special on Youtube. What is it got like four million views. Now you know Sam Morale Samuel is released his special on Youtube just straight fucking youtube by the way this was a conversation me and Burr were having two years ago when I didn't have an opportunity for netflix special this was the conversation I was having with burn burs like you just want people see it. You just want people at your show. Impatient, to to all things comedy all the time that we need to have our version of pro wrestling and UFC. They have a are you familiar with the fight APP fit? No K. well, it's an APP is one that I watched GW wrestling on and they also they show impact wrestling they show UFC fight they show their whole thing is combat sports and wrestling and. Mike Netflix's, but it's a simple service that you you get access to this, and then you pick and choose and you're like Oh there's an event I like I pay five dollars for ten dollars for and I watched it and I was like we need that for comedy so that people who have lower means can create these mall specials whether it's through something like Chris Taya's production company or something like that where we're making these more these smaller budget specials and then just marketing them directly to fasten going like, Hey, there's a whole network of here specials here that you can watch that aren't you know vetted. And aren't all these things. Those things that I think I, mean I think of comedy business all the time who you're talking right up my brain I am comedy business man I and I used to not be that way I used to think look at Dane Cook and go go why he should just be an artist. He's so funny and then you rent own fun. There's so much fun. It's uses the the other side of your brain and you can be just as creative. You can be just as funny disfiguring figuring out the business aspect of these things I love it I I, truly I love it. Man This has been a fantastic podcast a really appreciate you taking the time to do this. Ronn I. Think. I. Was post was the hoops one toss was the talk about hoops and I didn't. So. What's hoops? Who've a cartoon I'm in? Out on Netflix Stars Jay. Johnson Natasha Zero is in it as well Cleo, king several other people I, play Ron, who is who is also my name and I am assistant basketball coach and the best friend of the main character played by Jay Johnson is very filthy is very dirty is pretty funny i. think they were the ones who booked is interview so I probably should mention it. Well, all I care about in cartoons is everyone of colors playing person of color ones acting I. Don't WanNa. Make sure anyone's. I. Do know I gotta I gotTA CLEVELAND. Show. Vision for Cleveland after that and I was like, no people just say that I'm like Cleveland I sound like. If they could just. You would have to do Cleveland's voice, right? Yeah. They wanted to sound alike and so I just sent it in with my voice was just like You guys go ahead throw it is one way but I think it's actually more races that you came to a guy that doesn't sound like Cleveland then when you had the white guy because the whole character and again in the beginning was a wag guys impression of a black guy so you should just keep him white as far as I'm concerned. Oh my God to force a black guy to do to like minstrel it up and be and be an impressionable. A white guy thinks a black guy sounds like is worse than just a white guy doing what he thinks the black guy sounds like, oh, I had a long conversation with my manager after that audition. Talk their dead there's no Cleveland you're not going to get a black guy that goes. Hey you're seen like you ever seen uncle Ben's rice. What do you think he'd sound like like I'm not doing it. Yeah that's the I was reading these things I don't I don't think I want this job not not no disrespect to the Family Guy People's gray show. My son loves that shows one of his favorite shows but I just know I didn't WanNa play. That role I do understand the idea of making sure more people color are represented in that if you having a black character that it should be played by a black person, but it should be from a black perspective. It doesn't make good lick a difference if you take a black voice in and everyone writing for him as a white man of over forty five. Then McCain fucking sense. I think that's I. think that's important is if you're GONNA have perspective is don't just have them. You know have throughout I. It's so funny. I did a cartoon voiceover and And not even halfway through towards the end. I. Realized that both kids and the woman were played by black people the whether they're black actors. And I was not black, and then I looked at the picture and you couldn't really see color in the characters because it's a fucking cartoon and they look like an they're animated people. There's not I think there were like read I don't even know if they were there were black and I panicked and I went wait hold on. My character black and they're like what and I was like my black dude in this cartoon and they're like we. Were talking about I was like like everyone is a person that. Her collar I was in a room. I was everyone's blocking this in million fogging pretend I'm more one. A person of color like, wow, this is not the bird I ever thought. Everyone's a homeboy and I am no. I said I said. Everyone's black except for me and they're like, is that a problem? Well, no am I supposed to be acting black and they're like, no we just liked the sound of your voice. You be you and I wait to a sound black and they're like wait hold on do they sound black and I was like no I didn't know there were black and they're like just be yourself and I was like Oh my God. and. That's where I was like I. Thought about that I was like that's where woke Miss Becomes Tab exhausting. Does like. I I didn't. I. Didn't even know that the woman my wife. Thanks for you're not in the room with them. You just doing voiceover. I. Didn't know she was black and I didn't know the kids are black. I just thought they were kids and a woman and I was like man, it'd be weird if you're like, no, they need to be white because he's my wife. would be that would be really weird. So I, think, yeah a lot of people again, we talk about day overstep on the very simple issue is not all about like who plays what voice in who believes this voice and I think a lot of that went back from when Harry was talking about a APU and a lot of people just didn't take what he was thinking. They didn't take it personally of how it affected his personal life. He wasn't like Oh. This character is horrible and there was nothing everything ever funny about it he. was just saying you guys weren't aware of how much this affected other people and I think that's what we need to look at and that's why I mean like you know I talk about it on my podcast. I like I stopped taking auditions for like gay characters because I like there's plenty of black gay actors. Why don't you go in and get someone who's actually gay instead of just because I sound like this and I have a list doesn't mean I'm gay go find an actual gay actor and so there is a bit of like. You know they they will whitewash things where they can. So I like looking out for that. But overall, it starts at the top starts at creators starts at showcasing different black stories I'm sick and every fucking audition go to either being a black story of a guy freshly out of jail or some redemption story like there's just black successful people just like there are white successful people were all different ranges in different groups and when I want to tell a story of like you know things I'm pitching about being a young black single dad who loves being a black single data some with autism and they come back and they almost sale sound urban enough or it doesn't sound like this enough it's. Like how do you know I'm black and it's my fucking life at the end of the day with Hollywood it is a business so you're going to want to get star. It's not like there's some new out action movie and they're GonNa, go starring Ron funches. That's just not going to happen I will be like four fifth or sixth lead because that's just how business works I and I'm yeah I, Never WanNa get away like well, you know we better make sure that everything is okay and everyone that was represented in the story is played exactly right because then you're getting away of our, you're getting away a business, but I still think just having an open mind and just not running things. Like clockwork like people do where they just go like well, we got this show and. Oh, we better throw in one person. So many auditions I go to urges all the actors of Color Black, Hispanic Indian, Pakistani whatever my whatever griffin is We're all bear at the same audition fighting for the one part that used to be a white guy that they decided. Well, we got too many white guys. So we better keep this character white Ba, find a black or different color person to play them. Change? No I agree with that I just think that was important. If you want change, you need get the story out so that people can start to understand. I was wrong about that I think that should happen I maybe as opposed to just going I don't know I'm going to edit this out entirely. Too, much business were running. D- I think it's I buy what socks is that you see what sox's sometimes you can't have certain conversations because it triggers people he had tried to get you fired from whatever the fuck you got going on in protest you and you're like him it was it was a conversation. It was meant to be a conversation where we figured things out as opposed to I didn't mean to, and then they'll just pull it out and you're. Like fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I. Haven't had that much podcast but that's one of the reasons why started stopped interacting with twitter so much is because people would always take the second or third interaction you had, and then re tweet that and frame that as your original interaction and that's one reason like, Oh, I'd rather talk long form in my podcast but now you're telling me people will just clip that up. So I look forward to that. His fucking. It's a it's a minefield out there. Right now it is. But it's a lot of fucking shitty people who don't have things going on who who, just you know people try to take down creators and none of us are perfect. Now I've been trying people try to cancel me four or five times over and it's always opposite I do one tweet one day and then anti. Gun Rights, people hate me do another tweet then anti-gun people hate me do one tweet at all the British newspapers fans hate me. At the end of the day, you know what? Fuck mom likes me my big boot. Wife likes me my son likes me. Fuck y'all. Will we should wrap this up now? I've had a blast talking to Iran. You've been talking more than more than enjoyable to have a conversation with obsolete lobby brother I love you to burn and appreciate what you're doing out there Not just you know doing new things and trying a new thing so that we can see it and learn from it. But in particular you take a lot of my friends out on the road like Shane like, Hey, zoos and they always have nothing but the best thing to say for about. You and how you take care of them and I judge L. A. Judge people how they treat my friends and how they treat the people you know financially below them. So I just always uses a good. Do I appreciate you? Hey thank you, God bless stay safe everyone checkout his his streaming titus, go to ron punches, dot com sewing September, what it's gotta be September fifth just go get tickets now I remind you put it in your calendar Gig is now so I can show these numbers take them back to Netflix. And then hoops fourteenth I am King Shark and Harley Quinn which is our own Hbo Max. August I I have a qube show which I'm the host of Nice One ad is how August twenty four. So I got a big fucking month Oh and I'm in a movie co Disney plus it stars Bryan Cranston Angelina Jolie Danny Devito Chaka Khan, and Ron funches is called the one and only Ivan play a robe a rabbit that sits in a fire truck, its own Disney plus August fourteenth check that out because I want more Disney money. God Dan, you are working your workman wrong God bless workers, work brother. You know it loves your family take care. All right. Thank you all. This episode is brought to you by the machine.

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Rick and Morty - S04E10 - Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri

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Rick and Morty - S04E10 - Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri

"Welcome to pygmy this officially unofficial podcast for Rick and Morty on cartoon. Network's adult swim. I'm your host Jim and I'm Aaron. You can subscribe to the show on Apple Podcast, spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts today, recovering season, four episode Tin Star. More Rick Turn Jerry. Here's A. Rod with the recap. In the season four finale episode we find out that Beth was in fact cloned last season, one version stayed and became a more grounded mom version of herself, while one left Earth and became a cyborg renegade fighter for galactic freedom is his ladder version has come back to rick demanding answers, which is a real Beth which is the clone. Does it even matter? What have we have a Schrodinger? Beth type situation, and nobody wants to open the box. So Jim. We've seen the season finale. Star more return of the Jira what did you think? Here's your civilization. He wanted if you got it. Actually. I. Don't know I'm I'm. I really enjoyed the episode. I'm torn on how to feel about it. Because this is at least the second time that they've. Sort of dodged a question without actually answering it, which is like back in the first episode of season three. They do this with rix history with his family. Right they. They have him tell us that he goes through this whole song and dance about. who his family was and how they died and all this stuff. And it turns out that that may have been a ruse or may have been partially true who knows? They have. Pattern that's starting to emerge when they have these. Big Questions that the audience will answers to. They sort of. Half answer them and half say we're not going to give you a definitive answer, and that's not the point. I'm torn on it. I'm like dry figure out if I admire that strategy, or if I think that's a bit of a cop out. Yeah I see what you're saying I guess. I took it in a different direction. I thought that this was in in terms of like Almost. mythic storytelling! Man, this is like I feel like I've gone way off the deep end for God Damn Space Cartoon. By thinking in terms of like Losing like Paradise lost. Adam and Eve eating the fruit of knowledge and then. Turning against God got after curse the like. Eventually origin stories of father and children and whatnot. This is a really interesting like we're asked to say. We're asked to look at Rick and condemned for being shitty father for not. Being willing to leg make a choice and regarding daughter's happiness, but like. There's a really interesting philosophy philosophical angle there of you know. Like the only way to give free will is split this up. Make sure the even he doesn't know. Which one is the real one? which ones not the real one? If that even matters and then set them and that way. He can't possibly prejudge the decision that either of them made and I. Guess It all hinges on whether you believe that spinal implant is more of a reconciliation device or an exploding device for the one that regrets the decision because if if it's a reconciliation, where if like space pirate? Beth decides. You know what this was the wrong path. I left. I'm left, empty and hollow I really regret not being a mom. She could return to Earth and instantly get all of those memories. And then both versions of her would absolutely no, which one was the more successful happy path. And I I mean. Damn. Don't you wish that you had that opportunity? Sure yeah sort of a Redo on a certain aspects of your life. Yeah, yeah, or like you like you. Take both roads and ED and live both lives, and then at the end emerged them back together and decide, and you've got both like even if you like one better, you've got them both like. Like. It's impossible thing to give your child. Like if you were able to give your child that it feels like love the me where my fucked up. I don't know it's tough because Beth is directly asking him not to do that, right? She's asking him to make the fucking choice because it's not about like Oh is she gonna live a happier life if she's clone or if she's gone, but what does rick. What does Rick Actually? Care about her like that's the. Does he want her there or does he want her gone? And she wants to fuck answer, and he completely dodges the question by Cloninger Yeah I. Mean you're right, but like I also think if that's if he's her father. That's something he should do. You might not be wrong. Even your child comes to you in tears and says you know I. Don't know how to run my life father. Take my life out of you. Tell me what to do and I'll do it like that's a broken person that needs to be built back up. That's not that's not someone like tapping out and say and like yeah, I'm. So I don't know like. Broken Person. Is that way because you broke them? And they're asking you sure. Break them by giving them a definitive answer about how they feel about you. I think the correct thing to do. There is not to obfuscate and just do an end run around the whole question in its entirety, because that's just going to prolong the problem. Is it wrong to because like. I think that it can be boat like this. If this is in fact, dodge, it's one of the most artful dodgers of all time. Yeah? Because like it's a, it's a dodge. That has a lot of interesting questions and teeth and. I think. If I'm hearing you right, it's like this show sometimes feels like it's really twirls around as a dance partner and kind of like getting US breathless. And and confused. And eventually that routine might wear out but like. I Don. I feel like that. This show is trying to say some nonconventional things about families and family units. What makes things like? Push back against them traditional? Full, house type wholesome Apple Shit Wag the this. ASPIRATIONAL family hood that no one can attain in every few everyone feels bad about falling short of. Like. This is more of. Hey most of us came from families and homes with like trauma and people that have regret for the way things have happened, and maybe they're too proud to sail about what if what if our families had godlike power to? Change that dynamic. Would that be good bad like? And I think the answer is I don't know. And certainly bad for Rick because. It does feel like. This is a lot of his misery, and maybe the families, even as starting to grow him. A lot of his miseries is wrapped into this feeling like he has to be the one in control. And yeah the fact that he like pulls that like it's almost like he goes to fire a weapon at the end, and it's empty because he found out in the, he didn't even make a decision here, so he didn't have control in the first place and his famous prediction about the only thing that's. The only thing is film can tell us does mind blower can tell us as you're a Dick already know that. And it's like he opens up a present from the future that says congratulations. You're a Dick I. Keep I. Keep talking myself into it more and more. I don't have to be talked to you very long before I realized in Ricksen Dick. You know. I think everybody's been on that train for a while. It's just how much of a day is. He Ever GonNa Change and I think those are the exciting things I guess about this series because everybody wants to like Rick. But but you're kind of forced not to buy his actions. Yeah it'll be interesting because like now going forward if we've got i. what what kind of role do you think? Space Pirate Bath will play in the Smith family's. GonNa Essentially Morph into like the cool aunt that they never had pets interest I haven't even considered that. Because I mean. There are family unit now without Rick Right so I guess. Air It's just A. He doesn't have any power over them anymore. Yeah, yeah. I mean buying space cigarettes to the by off action. That's that's totally. A space pirate aunt move Oh yeah you know I guess what else could be a spay strange space. Pirate Mahmoud to, but I feel like that's interesting to see because. You. Know One thing we learned. This episode is the kids and bath are still going to Dr Wall on which we were kind of hoping for last season like that seemed like a really healthy development for them. and. Brought, Jerry Jerry's on board does fucking puppets. Saves the day with those puppets. He sure did fantastic. Were you worried when you saw this title of Star More? Return of the Gerard that this is going to be especially. When I read the description, you know it's got that brought out drunken twenty. College kid five two, but like it seemed like he's going to be all about Jerry and we've Long said that that's the one thing that show might struggle to sustain is like a Solo Jerry episode. All man going for that, but I don't know. Even Jerry got a chance to be cool. Even while he was in adepts of his lameness to Yeah, it was. It was a pretty good episode for Jerry I mean. You know it's it's. Occasionally Jerry comes through in his own attic quays, and this is one of those instances. I love the ball of the accidental ball tap while he was Jerry's groping for his invisibility. Just Justin Ruins vocal performance of getting. That slight like it's. It's you get racked and it's all consuming pain. You get the tap and it's almost like pain on It's a weird delay thing. It's a promise of pain. Yeah, yeah, I don't like. How does the plumbing support that is there some kind of buffer in your testicles that sleigh go boy! There's a lot of pain. Going to transmit in a single quantum package was gonNA. Take ten seconds to assemble. The fuck, it gives you time to prep for it which. Really. Lawyers for the pain. I thought the The invisible vocal performance on that was was was pretty nice, and then the the invisible garbage truck thing at the end I really loved the Stinger It's okay. That's probably the best original song in the season's good morning in mind. This garbage truck Jerry Lee Franchise until he runs out of gas. Exactly, Lafrance growth. there. Yeah because you know I don't it's It'd be hard at the Philip. Your Ga- car with gas. And you know where to gas tank is but on a dump truck. Where's The gas? Where's the gas nozzle Jim I? Know I don't know and I. It's not like I. Can look at it and see what model as and look it up. It's right. Yeah, how am I going to do that? Yeah, it's I don't think they're standardized. I bet there's the all kinds of crazy places. Last time I rented a moving truck I filled the gas tank with some kind of complicated assembly part of the door frame. Okay Yeah like the door frame flipped out and became a fuel receptacle. Wow, good luck finding that on your invisible truck. That's going to happen, so yeah, let the good and the thing about the jokes in this episode. Is I thought they were? Really funny like not only they funny on their own. On their own right, but they also like effortlessly launched some new thing in the episode like. Rick, trying to get out of therapy by disintegration launched the whole invisibility belt. Be Plot. And that lost a whole bunch of other things like you know Rick Morgan summer going around, creep it on people. But. Like every single one even the. The the reveal of the spinal explosive transmitter, thing and bets neck was also extensively. This funny bit about like a drug addicted doctor. Voiced by Dan Harmon, which which I really enjoyed to ride in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, so now it's good I love the I mean. Some of the jokes just love like the tiny big man junior belt as really hilarious. And just you know the the hoodwink he he pulls on summer, but then the stuff with the wrangler jeans was just hilarious to me. the essentially the exhaust port on this death star being the laser if you put genes in it. How the marketing of the genes is the most important thing, it's the flaw and like. I don't know that whole everything. They were doing with the jeans like the discussion of jeans and inevitable plot turn of genes, Saul Great. Yeah, no I. They've been doing some interesting things about marketing this this season like when they had the time train about like you know by the time train time during dot com by not buying the time. Train is an active buying. It this this idea of well. This is this seriously? These genes and more powerful laser can destroy a vapor planet and they're like. Yeah, but it's it's marketing. It's like well. That's stupid like, but you're talking about it from probably like damn it. You're right. The IT affected me. I thought that was just really. It's just it's. It's hilarious you. You'd be able to disable device like that, and also I think something about. The the death star Gutter in this case having a complicated history of boys without pants. Yeah! The one flaw like it's like. There's something about the like like human hacking or human vulnerabilities that that that that that you know, it's like you don't have an external death star exhaust, but now you've got marketing and people's Inborn foibles working against debt. That's the new thermal exhaust port. Assistant something really funny about that. I really like all of the special abilities, the Rick shows in this episode. From stuff that I guess we should have always seen coming with the portal gun can open multiple portals, and he can shoot projectiles through that and he can kill everyone. In the ship's. Radicals. And then the heart armor I that was hilarious. It's. Cool, obviously, they're just making shit up when they need it and it's fun, but I really enjoyed it. And then fight with Phoenix Person. Is. Pretty fucking amazing both from like an action standpoint in an animation standpoint. Oh yeah, and they lamp shade it like when he steps in is like the like the looks of this big fight chamber. And Back to the, and what is the last Jedi? I or the before it may be. It essentially smokes entire chamber. Is Bright Red Oh. is clearly designed for a physical confrontation right. Nobody can stay in that room for more than three seconds to looks cool during a fight. Yeah, yeah, or like the like the best carbon freezing chamber. Nightmare people at work to industrial on this. Does Ricky ADS PLATFORM LOU? No handrails come on, get the fuck out here. Steve Sprayed in your face. Yeah, but I thought like when they did that like. Oh, they're calling attention to this awesome thing, but then it's GonNa be a lame battle, but it was fucking wild plus like. Phoenix person seems like he's got some genuine antipathy towards rick. At this point like when Rixon I always wondered who would win a fight to death and Bert persons like? Phoenix Person I guess is like that's because you are always a bad friend. It's just hilarious and true, and just like fucking Shit. They're doing each other. I love rick getting gutted and like taking a drink and alcohol spilling into like Robo innards. it's so it's so good. and he bets were or was actually pretty good, too. Yeah, the little laser shield he puts up and the. esque battle that they have d hub Yeah, and I'm trying to figure out like what is Beth's ability to sort phased through things like there's one point where Beth has best kicker in head to phase out of a restraints, and I don't know exactly what they're doing. It feels like a riffing a little bit on the ant man versus the wasp calcium never saw. Yes like some kind of ghost bug that can phase in and out of of matter in the do stuff like that. There might there also might be like a brief lake time shift into it, too, I don't know okay, but it's a really cool like music Mecca. Bath is fucking bad ass. She's well on our way to being rick I also liked that. Honestly this idea that like Beth set out to outdo her father. which is not not super healthy behavior, and she largely has and this You know this is like one of Rick's going through one of these. Because he chides bath on being so idealistic and doing all the Star Wars. He should I grew out of my hero phase. And then he settles into his kind of anti hero phase, and it seems like that that's an anti hero does until the next logical move for the Villain is oh well. We understand your this unstoppable threat, but we leave you alone debt. You won't get off your ass to do anything else because you don't want to be hassled. Weakness. His I kind of twitch when he realized that he has been. He's nerve himself because he's wrapped himself in this apathetic armor, of I, don't give a fuck, and then that unleashes the beast like now. He's like all up in the new and improved Galactic Empire Federations Business and he's fucking shit up again. And I thought that was. It's funny because he's decrying for outgrow net, grow moral phase that. Was So what is it s after after an anti heroes pushed back I. Guess there's only two things they can either go like pure on ironically good like Han Solo going from. Shooting I to be in the Guy, who's ray laid out his life to galaxy, or they go in the full-on villain mode debt, which might be fun to see rick experiment with just like pure villainy for a season. Yeah and now that we have a Mecca Beth you. You might be able to get away with that and not have it just destroy everyone in everything in this universe has just thinking like what would appear villainous. Rick Look like. I don't like at this point. They're development I. Don't know this summer and morty would go along with that. Yet, but he will figure out a way to twist whatever they do. Want into something. That's going to hurt them like I. I think back to the NETFLIX's episode. Where Rick the? Rick was willing to go to enable to go to to prevent board from getting a Netflix's contract. He has a way of sort of turning. Whatever desire you have against you. So. It's the things I don't like that, but I'm like Oh. Yeah, the thing is have Rico's pure evil than he actually be able to his family. I guess that's the. That's the kind of defines us and heroes. He has limits, but like if he goes through season of not having any than he can just be like the biggest irredeemable bastard and I guess then the interesting thing would be like. How do you redeem them? You know, have like Rick. Being the main antagonists for a season and Beth is like the pirate version of her is the ultimate protagonist that'd be. Yeah that'd be interesting. Like Rick Reconstitute Bird, person and bird person already hates him his guts, and they work with that certain days. Become this evil alliance. I don't know that might be fun could be a I. Don't know why, but I thought it's very funny. The concept that if you're in a death star, you can use the whole place as a toilet. There's no need to show respect or be civilized. Like if you're like an allied troop and your liberating like a Nazi death camp. Just take a shit in the Nazis beds. Man Who cares there's no rules. His really fake like the. Gleaming, black metal, obsidian things and you like it would drive him crazy, right? When you're in the middle of your rebel assault, pissing the corners, yeah! I'm fucking love that I'm going to be thinking about that. In every single movie wins someone storming the guys base? She just be pissing into corners regimented. Janitors. Just it's a death starboard. The best case scenario gets blown up at the end of this worst case scenario we lose, and their janitorial staff is real bummed out after clean up our shit. It's a it's a win. Win Win, you know. Do you think there's anything in the rix premonition of him dying in Venice to the hands of a dwarf in a raincoat. No, but it is funny. Yeah, I just wonder if like. Sometimes I think I think it can go either way on the show like Harmon Royal, and can be like Oh. You know what? The so funny. We put ourselves in that handcuff to wear if Rick Dies He there has it has to be in Venice and asked involve a improbable dwarf in raincoat. But also like it's such a ridiculous. It's kind of like that train story episode where they have like fucking cool stuff, and then just be like. Hey, wasn't that cool? It's not Canon also like the way they treat that shit. It's like could go either way. Because I guess, it's like just his fucking. Like why does he think that the ever dream? There's Tarot card. Reading the went wrong that he did he try to make some kind of dead's future prediction machine once and got scared, but what he saw like. Where where did that that? Where did that debt primitive Those death crystals keep a death crystal in his pocket. He's been looking at it in his spare time. I don't I don't know if I consider rick. To be very honest with himself, and so it doesn't strike me as just something. He thought about his proclivities and about. This is probably all die. No, he probably had it machine tele. You're right He. He wrote some prediction algorithm. Put it into a robot and. You had a predicted Steph. This is something interesting I thought I saw in PHOENIX. Persons like some Asian of the Smith family. He says it fascinates me that an entire family can be this critical and sucked this much. Which I interpreted as. Like the whole point of being hypercritical would be to relentlessly self improve like you can imagine like the Borg is a pretty self critical entity. There's imperfection in it. It seeks to improve it, and like hones itself as Razor's edge of perfection, and it goes around smashing everything, right. Bird person is like so like the only positive thing of being this hypercritical would be to have some kind of ruthless engine of efficiency to call upon, and yet you guys are all hypercritical and entirely dysfunctional incapable of doing anything. At any kind of high professional level man I feel that so hard though i. that's my mood. Ninety five percent of the time is just Jesus. Why can't I my shit together? I know all the doing wrong. Why can't I just do them right? Yeah. It doesn't work like that when you're broken. Why can't I just string together some perfect days man or I can just keep doing that forever and ever and I just be perfect. Yeah, it's that easy I know what's wrong. Just fix it. Yeah, man! Yeah, you're talking to. You're talking my language. the last thing that I really wanted to talk. About is the tough act. That, they left for themselves to follow after. The auto erotic assimilation episode with unity. Emotional beat here at the end. And I feel. But Man I don't feel it as hard as I felt in that episode, and they just really set a high fucking bar in season two episode three, and now here we are almost two full seasons later and I just man. How are they ever going to get to that high again? That's a good point. Because one of the things that made that such a fucking bomber of seen, it was number one. It's like. The the cast chaos south. Song was legit banger yet from with like an EMA legit email, banger and number two like rick was in this like self-destructive drunken phase where he would do things like these wildly self destructive things to the point where you know, he was this close to killing themselves, except for there's a race between self, destructive tendency and the alcohol and his brain, killing brain cells, and it turns out the latter process, one race condition, and that one, and he passed out right as his head is going to be evaporated. At the end of season four. Like really it's almost like rick understands that going. There is a mistake, so it's not as it's not as showy and like God damn yet, but it's also possibly just as bleak sure, because here's a man with nothing, not even the gumption to do a sci Fi Rube Goldberg device to kill himself. Every dimension, yeah, yeah, and ever in like yeah. Every dimension and I also wonder if I. Don't know because I said that this is the like my analysis. The Superman analysis that the dodges like. Rick thinks he's a terrible father, but like again. If you're judging him by a bean tries for the first time in human history to give your offspring legit like moral choice. It is like like like a modern creation stories There's this like warring like he's like. That's why go back to this list to show I. Feel like it's trying to say something about like modern families and maybe it's like. Because because you go back to what I was talking about like the my my full house thing like when I was growing up yet to models of families, you had like full House family matters. Where like you know. Maybe there's some SARS some light sarcasm, but everybody loved everybody. Everyone had a moral problem that could be solved within a twenty five minute arc and. Everything, it'd be solved by group. Hug or a group laughed freeze frame that the end, and then he had married with children and Simpson's, which said that family is actually all about this function, and we're joined together by dysfunction and reinforce our dysfunctions, and like Rick and Morty is like a new type which is lake all right? We clearly by and large, as Americans more resembled the Bundy's in a simpsons and we do you know the tanners and the winslow's. But. Maybe we don't have to revel and like support each other and our Gar to Tude. Maybe we can like like come together and forgive each other and show empathy and try to be better. I? Think is really cool because you know. It's. It's like it's an evolution of that kind of thing for the first thing is to like the not be represented at all because the days of the beaver US dysfunctional families. Just had nothing to go on, but we're we're shitty. And, then have you have representation, but it's kind of like just like point and Laugh Haha then you've got like you know. Rick and morty which is. Trying to bend the curve back to I, don't know there's nothing. I think you're right I. Think you hit on something about this show, is it? You know I don't think we've got to its ultimate conclusion yet. Obviously, we've got quite a few more seasons left six them, but it does feel like this show throughout its entirety has reinforced the idea that. Yes, this family is broken, but they're working towards something better like every time we have an honest conversation between Beth Rick. It comes down to the idea that Beth wants his family to be better and and I think rick wants himself to be better, and and you see that occasionally, and he's disappointed in himself when he's not better. And he does thanks to hurt people. This is going to be a long struggle for him, but I think this way forward. For four families or provides a light at the end of the tunnel, right, it's not saying. Like the Mary with children's or whatever that this family is just irrevocably broken and that we should give into that right and just be be that. And be that two whatever family you might go out and start. Be that to the other people in your life. Instead we can have a dialogue open communication. Examined the problems and try and fix them, and that's something you don't get in either of those married with children or full out scenarios right because. I don't I don't think full. House really gives you a whole lot of. Real problems. It's always like Dj went out with the wrong person and now our boyfriends jealous. That's that's fine, but it's still fucking minor. It's not at the root of any problems, whereas this show gets to the root of some of these problems. Or they do something like they will have a real problem. Leg. Dj Does Drugs or Fuck in Article gets molested by the. Auto mechanic next door. But those. You know what I'm saying like with those those episodes. It's confined to that one thirty minutes and then it's never spoken about again. Portrayed, yeah, when they go through a real tough problem has no acknowledge that that changes transforms people. Like impacts their lives. It's just like Oh, it's something you get together, and you accept everyone you love it, and then you go back to the group. Hug at the end and everything's fine, and it's like you have ads aspirational delusional families in the entertainment, and then you have these like nihilistic families, and now this is like a realistic Lynn like you know if you find yourself in a family fucked up. People don't give up. There's there's hope that people can learn grow. And I don't know I'm really digging that just like. This meditation on. Giving up being the hero like it does seem like. That is what we like to tell ourselves. That like you get older and you find out that it's it's. It's pointless to try to kick against the system. And you might as well eventually just Kinda give up and you know retreat into selfishness a or Disconnect from society whatever and I don't know that. Is that actually true. Is that something that we're all doomed to? It's kind of like You also said that. We're like we're I. Guess these Gibb Post boomer generations are questioning things that we've been told like. Are, you going to was soon as you marry. Your woman are going to stop having sex and fall out of love. Is that just the way it has to be even buried in the first place? Yeah, yeah, like there's all these things that were like reevaluating like how we feel about our jobs. How we feel about our families, we feel about our wives and our careers, and all that kind of stuff, and I wonder if this is their take at like. You know how we feel about people that are really invested in you know doing good or doing charity work or doing activists and you always have to give up because as I seem like. If you look, there's plenty. Examples of people have been doing this their whole life. You know they're not usually rich and super powerful, but. They do seem to be enjoying their, and it seems to be rich and rewarding, so maybe you don't have to give up those dreams ever. Tough because the show. Has. These character is in a perpetual state of. Rosen. Fiscal growth so it's something where like. Solving these types of problems can be very difficult win. You know your your mortgage age and got broken family, and by the time you're out of the house. You haven't dealt with as many of these issues as you probably should have or need to whereas in Rick and Morty. Sort of frees everybody in that family and say we're going to work through all of this. It's GonNa. Take ten years, but it's going to happen, but in the real world people don't get through all those things they go out. They make their own families, and they repeat a lot of those mistakes and it's. It's kind of cyclical in that way, but like. I guess. I'm trying to figure out where Rick and Morty is going to be beneficial for people and I think it's it may just be pointing out like the dysfunction, and and saying hey, try and work through this stuff. And I know there's one thing has made a big difference It's funny because I feel like one thing that's been a big difference in like my generation, my parents, generation and younger generations even more so is the normalization of getting help with like mental health. And Goni counselors and therapists and what I think is I see a lot of people like okay fine. I WANNA get help I wanna go see somebody, and then they go, and they find out you know. It's expensive. the insurance options are confusing maybe the insurance options or not there. Maybe there's not as many providers in your areas you would want. Also, therapists are kind of like car. Mechanics are shady loans. There's ones that are work better on particular models of cars and others and like. I think we're now realizing. Gen xers millennials and Zuma's like Oh shit. Yeah, we should go out and get help, but man is a lot harder than we thought. And maybe we need to do something about that in society. But yeah, I do think that like you know like normalising family. Go into therapist. Normalizing families like like like. In non heated moments like talking over issues and supporting each other. Hey, instead of withdrawing, how many times have we had seen? Rick and Morty to give some version of like a instead of withdrawing into your own head and your universe. You just talk to me. We talk about these feelings, and it's always kind of jokey kind of way but like. It's still normalizes that kind of. An even if you engage in it in like a form of mockery as a family, it probably would help you out. Instead of just going there and having a meltdown if you just started a ironically. According Rick and Morty, you will diffuse the situation and probably have some genuine insights, yeah comes to a better understanding of each other, certainly, whereas like that's different from the simpsons right like the miming homer. Choking Bart is not going to help any any family situation out now you know. So Yeah! Fuck. Got Pretty Pretty deep talk for the cartoon about Space Farts. It's true. This podcast is sponsored by many mobile. If you're still using one of the big wireless providers this year. Have you asked yourself what you're paying for? Between expensive retail stores inflated prices in hidden fees. You're being taken advantage of because they know you'll pay. INTER MEANT MOBILE MITT mobile provide the same premium network coverage. 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Some near the end of year review for chilled of more to Jim questions whether all his bro talk has been a recurring gimmick and the episode descriptions, or are the handiwork of some demented intern at Amazon. Perhaps Mr Roy. Lynn himself a card carrying apple sycophant. You. Have Your Card had that Cardi? Right Jim. Are both in the same club. I've chosen I tunes as the digital. Platform which I purchased Rick and Morty and many about other favorite shows. Man I need to get affiliate counts that I'd do. We got a couple of bucks there. I can confirm that I tune episodes also seem to have been described by the same twenty one year old, eager to tell a cool story. Two free throws. It appears to me that these episodes come from the factory with the desire descriptions included by the show's creators. Yeah I think that's I. Don't know why, but I think it's the bit. I think it's the bit is all the episode. Descriptions are essentially just. A college. 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Danny Garcia a BIGGER BETTING FAVORITEThan Mikey Garcia was vs Errol Spence Jr

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Danny Garcia a BIGGER BETTING FAVORITEThan Mikey Garcia was vs Errol Spence Jr

"Intended for mature audiences the views and opinions expressed those are the panelists and do not reflect anyway those are the podcast partners, sponsors or affiliates enjoy. This is Michael Buffer and you're listening to the voice of the people. Let's get ready. For Boxing. Voice. Dot Com. motherfucking. Guys. got. Bull. Second wife and a lot to get. Critical to God. I just my style. Download. Know my motto. Mom. I'm not saying. Shots. For more. Calm. E be. Welcome Back Ladies and gentlemen to another jam-packed addition of the box and radio has. PODCAST is August twenty eighth nine am. Not really nine twelve we're a little late buddies. All good because we we hit a stay we're going to be talking Danny Garcia taking on unified welterweight Earl Spencer Junior, the WBZ and Champion. Now when this fight was announced, the number one welterweight in the world was listed as a minus six hundred favorite with Garcia. Danny Garcia coming in at a plus four hundred. But after a terrible looking car crash seven months ago that is left spence with injuries to the face and several broken teeth had to put posts in his mouth. Spence's now to sixty and Garcias now a plus two hundred. But that was according to the latest odds and that was may twentieth today the odds are Danny Garcia A. Plus Three ten. And Earl Spencer Junior. Minus three, hundred and seventy. So Danny Garcia a bigger betting favorite. Then Mikey Garcia was when he faced earl. Spencer Junior. This is what we'll be talking about here today as well as featuring UK welterweight luther clay who put on a very good performance versus. UK Zone and now TB vis special betting friend. Chris Congo. So we will be having moved to clay on the show talk some boxing welterweight division, and obviously we're talking the Welterweight Division Danny Garcia and Earl Spencer and gentleman I just want to say I guess. This seems pretty fair. Right I mean with everything that has gone through shouldn't be a minus six hundred anymore Do you think the bookies? Got It right? Good Morning Good Morning Fellas. Mood. Where knows mother fudge? INDIA'S FELLAS On that was a marathon show last night was. A? TAP. Out early. Bro We went we went like. mean. But I mean, Hey, I got onto the next question I think the bookies always get it right or most of the time get it right and it's fair. I think it's fan but help me clear out something like they're still saying that lake our spence junior is the favorite but is not as big a favorite correct as it was against making right I mean at this point he's only sixty points better. Okay then. Sixty because he is a minus. Huge impact. The answer to that make sense. I'm not just the action and also if we compare it to. The. Against Mikey, days a combination of is the accident what Virgil, Spence we get, but also the level of opposition not saying Mike is not a great fighter but in. That Maki and is seen by everyone is a big a friend I think like. So I think that's fair and the book you get it right? You know so I can't complain about it but but what but what does it mean? Does it mean anything or is it just? Gold is it fool's gold? Are they just enticing you to bet on Danny Garcia because sometimes we see him like no, the bookies they always get it right? They always get right. But then there's those Chris Congo's where Christiane was an underdog people who listen to Midi were able to jump on it and then Congo all of a sudden became the betting favorite and it turned the lines no I. How much money you think is GonNa come in on Danny how many people believe Earl isn't earl. Listen book is played games, wave fighters not necessarily we've like Pfizer as well known as Danny and spends like they can really play too much game with those two because we have enough information on either of those. The only thing we don't know right nine, we'll scratching our head is. What kind of we get that thus, the only unknown that is out there real unknown is out there but I mean don't put it past the book is to entice earlier bit my they usually the I don't know if they do not on your side, right but he do like a booster like maybe two free days before the the fight to entice more bet, they'll just give you some really be sweeter to bet on Denise Hey. You know what is an underdog who would make it uneven greater underdog so that when if she writes You get an even be obey off. That's the kind of stuff like bookie deal to make sure that money comes in. But ultimately they're hoping that spends win because there were woman is going to be luffing and you know banking cashing the money, right? So spent wins I think it's I think it's A A sign of the times, like if you look at what what happened with the Garcia Fi then coming off the heels of that into the porter fight with the accident it's like so many people all the listen all the inches have gone to you know earl didn't look up to par. You know that's that's where the bulk of it came from. You know. So porter favorite type of thing where we looked good he looked better than we thought I mean how many bookies or how many you know how's house a? Gambling spots in in casinos were just shitting our pants while Garcia Puerto risk. I mean while Porter and earl. Spencer was going on you know what I'm saying. So heading into the next fight yeah. Make sense that the odds would be a little lesser than and part of it's because Mikey. Didn't have any real credibility in the division and then part of it's because of the unknown with Earl Spencer. But I do think that it's gold ultimately but you have to remember you have Steve Kim One of the most prominent writers boxing coming out saying that Danny Garcia is going to win the fight. That's going to alter betting lines like you're crazy. Of course, it's going to ultimately end the bookies have to adjust for it at this point I believe that more money is coming in on Danny and that is tightening up I think the smart money that comes in at the end of the week is is is going to really. Narrow the gap. Let me give you an example of like people were playing with the odds. Right swigs exactly. What happened on the Tim Zoo is horn or the big NAM, the Bigan them in boxing in. Australia. Where backing on they would say, Oh, you don't understand why booking doing it this way and they making Hornet underdog. So there's definitely money to be made and we backing on an that pushed. A lot of people to hear actually was going on here like you know we don't really understand horn should win and. Let's go and grab that easy money. But at the end of the day, the book had it right and the book is the one that just took that money that you know we all thought will easy money we listen to the experts we listen to our brand will look at the resume and we said boom as Glenn get that money but a book is good rates because the favorite is the one that one you know and you don't make big money on based on betting for favorites so. Then, need to entice you to bet on an underdog and Danny Garcia is very live. Underdog isn't very good. Boxer is the guy who's upset the Apricot Shoe Times of other fighter. So As, a as a betting man. You WanNa. Believe in. Let me just like put a bit of money on spent on our on Garcia because not only the odds are in my favor I'm GonNa make money and Donny Kennewick very well do it's you know so I think you also have to look at the fact that light you're if you're a bookie and you're looking at Danny. Garcia. You're like, okay. Kenny. UPSET THE APPLECART in this one against Earl and you think back in his career and you say to yourself well, you know has he ever beaten anybody that was levels better than him. We he'd beat Amir Khan. Amir Khan levels better than Danny Garcia and I'm not being troll. I'm not trying to be a Dick I. Mean we all know what happened Danny one you know he landed Aleph took I think that was one of those fights where if they fought ten times Danny wins once or twice we just happened to see that one that's just my opinion but because Danny was able to beat somebody so much more gifted than him a gives I. Guess some pause for if you're bookie and you're coming into this like Yo Earl I think is technically talent are from a talent standpoint better than Danny. But Danny's be in guys like that before and he's been in these situations. So it's a very tough situation and I, think, if you put your money on Danny, you know I, it is somewhat fool's gold. Only I think Irwin's the fight, but I don't think it's a dumb Ben, you know what I mean and and especially as it gets closer and you get your money closer to even Oh, I might just put you know fifty bucks on him just because it's even money urine saying it's Danny Garcia how often do you get even money? You know on Danny Garcia are on earl spins opponent. Even. Bro Like Dan. Hi. Yet not yet I'm just saying if it were you lock it in right now ten bucks gets you thirty one. If you do one, hundred, one hundred gets you three, hundred and ten plus you hundred back. So you know. Lament. Let. Me Tell you something. If you really believe Danny has a shot, you don't have to believe he's going to win. You believe he has a shot as gambler. Worth the Shi- lock amyloid. Now because. Closer two weeks from now all the. The flip floppy Danny fans, and I'm like Damn to just put twenty. I'm GonNa just put a hunting and then it's GonNa keep getting closer and closer and closer, and you would have lost your opportunity at real money. but I guess. You'd think Danny becomes a Lisa underdog as the time comes in how is the money coming in? Remember. The book is don't just go based on. Feelings or anything they have like an algorithm and they they have like a risk appetite and depending on what money comes in than the other like kind of like become narrow 'cause there their risk appetite and their ability to lose money becomes greater. So they they just like fluctuate with the. Listen. That's what happened. Klay remember when, when, when, when, Midi and look people don't believe in it's fine and maybe I'm over assessing the box invoice but. We've we've found out throughout the years many many people listen. So when people like Midi? Let out a secret on Luther Klay. There's a huge possibility that. One of the bookies you know one of the oddsmakers get sent that tip or has the same type as Midi, and that's how you seem clay go from underdog. To favorite, you know he literally was like a plus two hundred ended up being. A MINUS ONE FORTY-FIVE ON sites up to a minus one, fifty on others. So that is money coming in. That's all the people that believed in clay changed the line and it flip flopped over but I got to know be. Jared Lloyd on the supervisor. Danny brings fans in the Bum Lord brings empty beer cans, the Garbage Man Aka the recycling trash master Bum Lord Crawford. and. Nasty said there was a second I was GONNA say I wanted. The two of you. As coaches. What sort of a shot does Danny have in your opinion? Is it more than just a left Hook Do Alia as a Danny Fan do do. They just have to bank on earl not being the best version of himself like what legitimate shot does Danny have because you know? You guys talked about him beating underdogs before. But man if that wasn't long ago, you know it's a long time since he himself has had a legitimate welterweight win. We'd like to talk about Crawford, we'd like to talk about Cal Brook. But what's Danny Garcia's last legitimate welterweight win if any and that's the not right. That's why people are looking at him like is he really a welterweight or is he just a welterweight? Two. Hundred percent and it's not just a lucky shot is not a left to or whatever I mean. You've seen him fight against like the against Thurman Right, we were live at fight it is. you know is a damn good fighter. Is a good fighter like and you know he changed my opinion for sure when I seen him I, like you know. The time like when he ford can. IGA The. Upset. But I didn't think it would just like he caught with it the basically shut my mouth he just kicked on with it and. Yemenite he has more than is competitive fight even before the accidents like even before the accident is competitive fight. I still go with Spence think like spence as a bit too much for him like specially physically but I don't know man they. You know it'll be foolish not to put a little bit of money down on Danny as betty now, I can pay off no midi poor advice poured you don't believe I mean according to rob view it's poor advice if you don't think Danny can win don't Bet Denny I'm in like. Eight. Have different philosophy will betting make as saying like. Is going we've saying, Hey, you know if you don't WanNA throw money out the window, do it and I can understand that. But if you had the money and if you betting money, she wanted to take the gamble. No problem. Go for it. Like is is a ten, a ten pound, ten dollars, and then you get thirty dollars back come on man as good. Listen three two one is. Just, outside of my like you know got a bet that call you know hot. But but but if you, if you think that Danny doesn't have a shot like I can't sit here and say the day doesn't have a shot like the questions like Oh does depend on the left hand. This is sports community. People can fight and people can play. You know ten twenty times and different outcomes can happen at in when the top five guys top ten guys in the world meet like it's explosive it's unpredictable and that's the thing like you WanNa say Danny Earth is not a welterweight why? Because he lost to the best welterweight in the world, but he's already he's already acclimated to that way but if you want my opinion on it, yeah, he has a very good shot. And and look even though some I, think that the odds are closer now because of the disparity that it was with early. Mikey Nah Man I think that. Listen Man. Danny Garcia. Inside he, he likes to get off his left folks and his shovel up to the body, and like he he saw something he said it before he saw something in Lake. This isn't a a little guy like Mikey the scenes something. This is a guy that been fighting in that division was a champion in that division and he's GonNa definitely a look the to poke those holes that he supposedly sees, and if you look back at Danny, Garcia's career come on he's when have you ever seen him get like beat on you know and get bullied. In a whole fight and who who are you why are you expecting aerospace to come in and just bully him smack them around the whole that's not going to happen. It's going to be a real tough fight earls in for a tough fight. A tough fight like he had like reporter only thing is with with Dan him a C. Danny's work a little bit cleaner in Oh he's going to be looking to counter and and he's like I said he's got some power. earls not the only guy walking into this fight with power. Danny. Got Some power shots. And you know well, play shot on a chin can really shake somebody. We haven't seen earl shaking up since that fight with what was the guy's name Lardy or something like that? he got hit with a right hook from a softball stays. If you guys look look at his boxer I don't know his first name but. He was dancing. So like you know a guy like like like Danny Garcia man lands up more well, play shy definitely make you do the dance. So And then you've got the whole accident and so many other variables. You gotta give any me a good shot. Well, give them some kind of shot for sure. We supposed to have Luther Klay in about a minute I sent them link. So he's just got a jump on I don't know if you guys see him or. Not on quite yet, but I could get some of these Super Chaz before play joins US Eric crews, and but there are no says shadow to the TV fan ness, DUMI Midi Mareo. You. Would a I got a couple of more. Me See. We have I believe supermax. Supermax supermax and let me let me guess. But yet blah blah blah man down Blah Blah Blah. Blah has tag man down. It's more like it's about time we talk about well to rates who actually want to fight top guys the sharks is back once again, tables turn your welcome fans has tag. Umbro man down. You weren't. You weren't wrong Mario Being him. Got A me and him got a future bet come in one day with spending Crawford. Don't forget the Pie but we got going. Oh. Yeah. Yeah for sure. Super Chad Ben fit the League says Battle of the Chins, twelve round split decision. WHAT UP TB what? Chat? One hundred, percent, Emoji? Three Times piece, Emoji, I would love that. Listen I want to see a good fight now, I think a good fight would probably not be the best press for Earl I think. So many people would get hung up on him not winning some like clean flawless mortal combat victory Play. You know I'm smarter than that y'all are smarter than that. The people listening to this show are smarter than that. You know. So I, just WANNA go fight I want clean fight and I wanna see them take it honestly to twelve I think the better chance for it to be a war is for it to end earlier but I just can't. Imagine Inner Danny Pena situation where he's down like you know eight to and not wanting to like go out there for knockout I can imagine angel just screaming his vase to get out there and try to get knockout. I can't imagine earl not going out on his shield. So to earl stops a Danny Garcia, you that happening guys you know does earl. Scott. Stopping aim. Danny stop a neuro Midi. As was ANTIFA. If you get caught we've shot in the middle of an exchange. Bro You can go down why not? This is why Danny Garcia does right e- exchanges we've you, and then you know I can see l. just. Maybe, swinging for one and getting caught on the counter, it doesn't have to be a powerful shots and then he can actually bank as well. Also, Bro is double infants you fro- you shot is for new shot boom you out. You know it's hard for me to imagine like a clean stone cold one punch lights out type of victory. What I could see is exactly what you said Danny countering off of an exchange catching them with a really good one and that's kind of what happened with again I don't. WanNa. Go back to that or anything but you know it was the one punch that he can throw. Day he landed in, he can do it again it gets. That fight. Though look at the way the one point you can through the reporting the facts. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Is there possibility that this fight just stopped because daddy's hook lands on the new posts? you know he doesn't react well to a punch man that's my feeling. It is supposed to deposit. These things he's going to be prepared in spar come on guys. He's. Inspiring but like hey, you ain't go prepared for like really trying to knock. Inspiring. Like eight on's gloves inspiring. You get. You know you'll. You'll protection it may be wear. The headgear with the ball who knows right? Clay has joined us. Hey Looter. Look. Good I'm good I got to go. Got My bedroom. So first and foremost man we want to say that. You know you put on a hell of a performance man I'm the one reached out on social media said that you made me a fan. I was not expecting that style and you know, I, know that. At this stage of your career, you'll probably end up getting another domestic level fight but I'm ready to see you across the pond i WanNa see you honestly I want to see you fight like a hostess Saito Lopez or I don't know who else out anybody that you know. You can make a name for yourself and you can give the US viewing public a good gauge barometer because I think what you did with. Congo was really good man. You cut the distance. Well, you stay on Your Double Jab you shoot that right to the body. You know that fight it was just his night but you fought a great fight and I wanted to make sure to bring you on highlights. You make sure you keep your head and we really want to see you come back man so were man just how are you, Bro? Yeah mine on like to be honest I'm I'm good I'm. Like, obviously disappointed lost in stockton the nine found like that I mean I could go up like I'll getting out by senior target phone-in. Raw. Yeah disappointed man you know put into the training camp and It was it was a hard fight. Off felt like I did everything. I did everything I could not night of the some things I shouldn't have done. Like, like in the Brown when I was kind of like a galloping into his range. Down like I was kind of Super Bowl. Though like a You. Don't like when you get rocked and you take someone's best punt like in the in the fifth round. Okay. Now I'm coming on. Comfy. And I kinda switched off lagging tell the defense and everything. But you know spirit I'm in good spirits like I said I've only hide eleven. and Chris someone not some like ninety six in the GBI team. So. Me was kind of like a big test Perform wildlife you guys saying there's just for me to go go away and learn some things and Get back from lunch man Comeback Bell. A. Go for Moyal. No no no, it's. It's. It's me. Yeah Luther what's up champ man look I definitely enjoyed the fight man you. You definitely came out the gate like a red nosed man you know there was. A bit of back and forth. But you and Congo you know before the fight did that have anything to do you coming out the gate with so much aggression brokers I swear to you may you came out but I I just wanted to take his head. You know I think I am I, played my play a slight impact roughing it is is the stall. statuesque, big of Congo. Sits for maybe even he looked. Kinda new. I'm box really folks up. I knew that I couldn't I couldn't play booksellers him I knew that I had to go out there and I try getting his face and to really try apply the pressure on them and I to work in in close range distance tried to do and on for the most popular successful. You know maybe I was. From the back and forth because. Honestly, I'm the back and forth. Everyone is writing me off. You know everyone say you get out like round round two, four a bit of a chip on your show the soda a bit of a chip and You know it made me into a tough guy and tough guys is a tough guys sport. So. I thought you for great man I thought I thought you apply. Pressure you made them uncomfortable. You know in my in my in my eyes you did you did well man, you know sometimes this is boxing. says. Luther like I think in the interviews before the fighter and in all the interviews I've seen senior do anyway you very cool quiet and all that But then you bring like you said, you bring a different energy into the fight, right? So it seems like you know the the real fighter, the warrior comes out on fight night i. can you just tell us a little bit about the mindset of like what the type of mindset that you have when you go into the ring man? I think it's a figure place to. The type of light fight I like to watch like I like like. My talk four favorite fighters like probably Roberto Duran than it's like, Marvin? Hagler. Then, I like Like chocolates, -Til Trinidad so I like these kinds of fighters and poverty I like L. Spans and like Allowed quo for. Most of the time I really like gratified is I like Mexican fighters I like like post kind of five softening even might demean as palm and everything. But when I wanted to get in the ring, I'm not happy unless on getting. Unless. Woodward and punches and oversee while welcome my defense a little bit by Platt respective punches. I mean that's the kind of Fi when I think is going to get FIS of ball I just go improve Masud few certain aspects and I'll be back. Hey, looter. Room gear here Thanks for joining US man hey. Again. Break fight I feel the exact same way the guys do I think even in the loss you you took something out of it positive in and I definitely want to see you again that said I'm wondering, did you pay attention at all to the betting lines or or did you notice the fact that you went from the favorite into a slight underdog in like a four week time span? I never really paid too much attention to the band line because most of the time I'm the underdog. I think for like six. Fights have been like underdogs or like I kinda I'd just kinda stopped paying attention because I didn't want it to let it affect my. Mind any type of way. Oh, I don't. I won't be watching like interviews of. Folks in channels make predictions. 'cause most of the time that kind of stuff to make maybe mind and maybe. Make you feel like the opponent like the smart? Yeah so I don't I don't really I don't really pay too much attention to it, but I knew that I was the underdog. I think. I think a huge part had to play. That was his who Chris Christie pedigree as amateur boxer also view is signed with didn't white so. Everybody already knew Chris me everyone knew that I'm not experienced. news at a boxing game of boxing like four years, five years. Though like everyone kind of knew. It was a big loss for me and I knew that ball nought. Folks there's no risk no reward. You know you don't take chances you don't you know can for. Those true. How did the change of trainer. Play a part into this fight, right? So because there is no easy to go into a fight a big fight, but it's even harder to go into a big fight with a new trainer. So talk to us about dynamics, neutrogena. I think Ame- of of had like. The best. CASE ONA I was of a really good trainer really Russian trainer. But like the language barrier on the fact that he's like he's angry he's like an angry Russian stopping African mind. So we kinda clashed in a Lotta ways. Does a lot of times I went into fights. Note the best of camps like camp chemistry stuff. So Fights are trained from us the full fights while train myself so like. A me that the county relation It was fine. You know I didn't really feel much effect of. The chain chaining everything because like I said off went into fights on the much west circumstances. So this Combo had a new trainer obviously, we don't have been together for a fight yet, but we got along well, you knows English Guy wispy welcome, and so it was an I feel much effect author couple formed well trained well and just the outcome was circumstances them variables mine is always very was in fights. And I hope that you train yourself for the freight acuity fight I. You know I was actually bottle phone Freddie's camp like did a lot spiro women all that but listen that's crazy. How did you train yourself with that fight? That's a big fight man. non-citizens for what happened The Wild. Like I said to my rushing trainer wheeler in town for I am. I think like five weeks out we go into. My train the left. The An Anna is gonNA. Pull me from the fight inside. Don't know we. We done what we've done like weeks of training already. To go five. To sparring like some, you know some respond or be work. You know this is good like we've done a lot already for the game plan. For A non. Tend woke his was the time. It was the time on us box in the best situation. For nine the best situation wise training wise would just trying to make ends meet in them or lead a few boxes stalled for the best trained best promote office monitors. Just GonNa make things time. Cool, respect. So Luther Man I I want to ask like what are your ambitions outside of world titles and stuff like that like In terms of your next fight or fights. What's more important just getting in the ring fighting in in the UK or are you interested in fighting abroad? Because you know I I would really like to see you over here with some. American television fighter like I think Eddie Gomez, you've heard of him brush sheedy. Twice to Russia. But he's a decent well two-way. You could give you a good test and barometer. I don't know if you think you're ready for a guy like John John Molina Crawford once upon a time you know he's still around there. We got. I don't know anybody got any other names, but I would definitely like to see you over here but what is on your? Horizon What do you have? Your I said on. A think a finger at now. We've taken this lost. My said my spirit's on. I'm pre- goods bridge and. Fire. While I just feel like. I need. More than fights are needed to what some stuff. and. The only way you up some stuff is in the fights because up until this point, I'll just been taken fights because like fights people didn't expect to win. All four fights in a row now been taking fights where people thought I. WAS GONNA lose. Food like, okay. Let's take a step back on No rebuild. Build up build up my experience up goes in the gym and I need I need some apprentice to work on in terms of finding America like you just mentioned the name just crazy because I grew up watching he's a guy that said Pity. Gordon. This is before rational enough about boxing So I was about Boxing Fein also what you guys before I thought in. Suck. Yeah I mean I would love to if they can put me into those names own even say. Maybe, the next twelve months, you know that's something extremely personable I'd get myself back in the winning column have not to welcome stuff in you know offing Tom Eddie Hun was quite impressed me in of they win bought his he said some nice stuff about me off the enough to say so maybe that's definitely a possibility for me to confide in America, of course. I know that like obvious the your manager has like a new promotional outfit I think or cold wars and stuff like. Are you going to be on one of those cards and? Is it going to be like Eastern Europe I think he has them like somewhere. In Europe right so. Yemi Nam Nam Avoid Oh so Hard and I think you might have a show to my. Full shows that a corporal is coming up with within the Yes. Oh, oath NEOM. Back in the gym next week and and I grew up in while no, you definitely be wanting to give me. Just a case of who? Who Frighten on what I definitely will be fine. Again can. Nate. Future Yeah. How soon are you trying to be back in? Your off the Saturday as roommate I was like God. Fight. Next. Week. Rag. What obviously I'm going to I think I'll take. A week hide the gym. A week now inside then I'll start dinovite training by I'd like it's hard because you don't want to come by too soon after knockout. Even you WANNA. What sort of suspension did the BBC give you for the knock? It's it's a month a month though today's yet. You. For me, as long as I have eight training camp like I could Another week and then I'll have a training camp. I'll be happy to get back into the rain. You mentioned like the size was crazy with with Chris, right like you know So do you. Consider maybe like going down a weight that you can make that one fourteen or I think Being possibly. The thing is a one four, a of people off me before. But the thing is I'm twenty I'm I'm telling twenty five Notova, right so like if I was if I if I should have been at one forty something, I shouldn't. I think done now. And a year or two I'll probably move back up for it's not like his. It's not hard for me to make welterweight while it's not easy. Wake up and. Could make one four. While I always think what's the point to make your for number twelve eighteen months to mean like what's the point reading like I might as well just solid wealth weight and I was like keep going old I'll just I'll just. Wait I, mean. Because like I'm pretty sure he won't make. That much long. He's like twenty, ten, twenty, eight. I don't think so either. So, is I think a lot is obviously Alafaya try get lois, they can. So they can be the biggest will equals everyone else. And today I'd probably be healthy and. Not Be. Comfortable. His drive will be healthy and go into these fights knowing that I'm not dehydrated or haven't been kind ten pounds night before the way in order kind of stuff I don't WanNa be dealing with that. They didn't have the did it have the big fight fill still because like you know we're watching you know obviously the whole boxing world been waiting for the white card and in So it felt like a big fight card put the fact that it was in a you know he's back yard and there were no you know crowds in attendance Did it still have that big fight field that we felt watching on TV? When I was watching it was cool because towards the calls from home when I'm watching her is still kinda has a fight. Feel it. Okay. Fight feel when you get there, it's like it's Weird it's weird like. I will say that I think. The Eddie Cards. Visually. Abedin like the BT cards and. TV studios because. It's just a different atmosphere differently, even the one they didn't toast. So in the middle of the street different different it's a has a slight son Kinda Swag. Why didn't have the Big Five now? It felt very didn't feel weird because you're in rings life. Once you're in the ring annual pungent punching you you kind of forget everything you know you forget everything It didn't have. The big big fight field while I think it was similar. To the smaller shows when baby you come in and this only like. The stage is not quite full yet. and. You go a couple of your, your supposed Jeremy You. It's not like the big crowd i. think it similar to that on a field while I feel for the five win that once you're in the rings the same. At the the wasn't that strange to be in a bubble like for week with your put like how many times did you guys bump into each other like? We saw each other. The thing is like. A. Even though we had a full. For wasn't really like go crazy. He wasn't. It wasn't no like mostly my yoga. NOMI. It was cool. I mean we so heavy. So awesome we saw didn't. Mean everyone is just kind of doing their thing. You know letting the day like there was no real beach in this will be sore. Think the strangest thing was just being stuck in your hotel room like you know normally like five week you might go for walks you don't Wanna be. thinking. Too much. Mongo. Wolf, you might be hungry. You can't eat. So you go for walk just to kill some time. You just stay in your hotel room and And whatever watch Netflix's Nixon play playstation stuff. Why wasn't too bad Ulan Tube is United Council is really Kook when you're when you're in the House late, do you show up to the house? Already, I mean I can't imagine you'd show up in your trunks right? They give you like a dressing room, but is it just like a bedroom? Not was so. We hotel. So they actually booked a hotel yeah, both a portion of the hotel. voter fight is in everyone and then it was only like. In two minutes co two minute drive from the Eddie matching so like you actually go driven into the place and then once you day you had to change in room area to get dressed ingredient before we were fight. So it was the same as much pretty much the same as every of Rena like you get stay in a hotel driven to the venue in a fit how long from when you got there to the to the house method. Till. You got into the ring like how much time was there between? Our Fay will say our before. Okay. So that's why. We have go hands route. And then. Wound up stretch and went out So it was more. I would say actually other than. Most big fight shows because normally is more hectic. Now on, it was more like a straightforward i. hear you are. You Getting Ready to hunt dropped everything everything was ready because normally sometimes you get to the venue, you have to actually find a free room. Yes. You have to find free room and you have to find will cut my. You have to find a place to stretch. You have to find a place to warm up you. See you on the pods dislike looping that, but this is very straightforward. So it was it was odd no by I had a good experience. You know it was a good experience. Yeah I remember covering this fight one time longtime ago and there was this fighter that I knew Carlos Balderas Perez I think his name was and the van had started. We were going with them and I was walking with him. You know trying to get backstage I have my credential but weren't allowed back there and he kept looking in every room and everybody was, but he ended up wrapping his. Hands by himself in the hallway because his trainer something happened but it was crazy. But exactly what you said and most waters talked to say that you know they'd rather go right away i. mean they want to warm up you know they WANNA get they don't WanNa go out cold but they don't want that long wait. That's what kills them. You know what I mean. So I I, hear what you're saying. Look. So on the domestic scene, a I heard obviously you want to obviously get back into the winning colored and that but once you've done that, who'd you have you is set on that Josh Kelly or you know maybe a rematch. Save Jim is just Kennedy. Oh. Wow. Jim Yup, just moved to Jim. Love I say. I've spot numerous rounders, Kelly. and. I'm not yet right. I'm not I. Love who might. It's not like one side is foreign or you know what we've joshes way he's Egypt's doing so much shit money just doing some share. You know what I mean he's moving he's fainting and I'm so he he is not one farm he can't come to me just what? I'm not that love can actually get him in line the appointed hour when a land. Not is good spawning because I? Am A recognized. For Work On. It has the domestic scene on. UK's go aloft. Wise man like. Especially in the. there's a lot is going to. Nothing much is for me so Yeah I mean out fi anybody really I've really got any names the. Was Right, now trying will ever come down show come Loofah don't be don't be all like. You have to come in co people and to be I, respect that. Room just candy is probably like awesome like you say inspiring. But when it comes to fight night, you know it does Doodo not offending all that doesn't let his hands go as merchant like someone we've used them as parts the pressure on him and that could actually work lake. So I would like to see that fight at some point to be honest. Yeah not if you don't feel ready because he owns sound confident and I'm going to be honest I ran through American names but Kelly was a UK domestic name that I wouldn't mind them I mean. I would try saying Ray Robinson Ray Robinson really beat Kelly so it would be the same thing if you went in there were Kelly but if you mentally are already beat you know he's beating me and spun I'm not ready yet don't take that fight but at the same time, the only way you're gonna be ready is by doing that is by admitting okay, there's this separation level and getting in there with Kelly Tom Minute timeout to talk to us. Explain. Why I mean. You know when as the slick fire and? You can't get to them right. Well. Then, then no coach you to fight. So they just spin slick, but they're not coming to fight you and this like this is you'll punch and then not punch you. So you like mind I'm no I'm not quipped yet to I'm not quick chat to go in there and take out this guy on the thing that's why I mean it's just like. I need to get more punch variety will punch vo you and you know fixing the punch technique to. Someone sick like that. You know. So that's why being Glenn of like getting. Yeah of course, I wouldn't my stablemate anyway. So it doesn't matter I feel you. Go ahead I'm sorry I just want to jump in real quick a super chat from the leaker. He sends a message to says a big ups clay and God bless your mom helping in the covert wars piece up my brother can't wait to see you fight again. I I appreciate it. So, your your mom's works in the medical field luther. Yes she was on. She was out walking in the woods. She literally just retired like last month. So thank God she retired Elfi everything so. Dos Listen. Let's get to the questions we have a bunch of questions from our patriots first one is coming from victim and willows the says Canelo Alvarez versus Terence Crawford who wins in how chance That manifest. Being, not big man. I just want all the bug Crawford fans to know that when we ask Cannella versus Earl people actually think it'll be competitive. SMOKES TO? Shut up nece. Off In the UK says, what's Good Luther? Thought you put in a hell of a performance versus Congo I wanted to ask during the prefight buildup you gave Congo a lot of respect and almost play down your own skills and achievements was this a tactic on your part? Also would you move down to one forty? You already answered the one forty part was data tactic. Wasn't a tactic minor Before I was boxing up until. Up until like. Four five years ago I was the boxing fans alike when I when I'm in when I'm preparing for these fires on my oh yeah. These guys are good. I'm just. The why I'm just humble I wouldn't even say humble 'cause I disliked box in finding when I'm looking at it is on what good maybe I need to be a little bit more confident by herself but stay. On. Initially in uncharted territory on winging it is I wonder you guys nets you guys were doing the boxing board awards and then you just decide to tell them pro every time you talk about fire you analyze them, you know what I mean about it. That's one coming from and no never go through employees. Clay you really listened to. He's. So Now, was you would have one go we come in for you? Listen to the show. I'm sorry we picked the wrong word it. Go go go with the next one. Do Me No. Yeah. They're their draw backs was coming in from George Foster in the UK he says would you take the Connor Ben Fi it presents itself and the money is right. I'll be honest with you mild China by House. So bring on Ben Man. Say I'M GONNA aggressive. Fight off. Khanna's unaggressive explosive thousand action fight. Like. I'm here for the flight. If they want now's a good time for taking. Notes ousted that they should be taken the fight if they wanted. On the ready. But yeah, outside I find a hobby of. Be Him Off La from the. Boxer More variety and after I would get to after. Him. If you're. Elbow Wall, both of you come forward swinging. Interest I think it's wider than you though I think you probably will get down the middle he likes to get really why with his punches You're Kinda like down the pipe and you stay low or stood low with the with the Congo fight. Yeah Up. This is a great fight. It'd be action. And look. See as the books in leaf claim We keep saying that he fights we keep saying yes to these five. So if if it was a fighter to the made, we only be an action packed fight. There's only one reason why it's not being made. Glue. It doesn't want it their. Fight I don't think they want fights. Damn. Any fights okay. Next coming in from gene's Valdez Antonio Texas says Salute Chen thanks for coming on the show I thoroughly enjoyed your last fight and look forward to your next. My question is, where did the Black Panther reference? Confess I forgot to ask you that? I wanted that to. Think. Well, you know when when I moved to England I'm from South Africa by odd move into like a very like super white town like those I know black kids and all getting bullied and somehow come across like watching the Black Panther like Paul Eum. Movement in America and lock always like like. I don't know that kind of gravitated towards me ring on that. Yeah. I'm going to be the black pound for it was before you came out so it. came out as though that's. What I can stupendous. Right the next one's coming in from Ryan Aerobic in the UK, what's up Luta from Liverpool you and Dylan White both have two losses which done define you as a boxer although some people who are fickle does his ambition is still world title. What's yours Lonsdale belt I then see what happens. Think losses can find new lucky if you take it in a lot, they lose going to hide in own come down vol. You realize walks in you know you get in a car, you might get a car to them. No me you might in a car. It doesn't mean. You don't want WanNa drive again. So for me I'm in good spirits learn from this. Within the see where we go next and come to titles. Title Nicole Bites Abou-. About fights that you win in the. Best Way to so if I forget pretty If, I could get another life WBO WPA everytime. The day that the thing that the France Cariballo is the fights. WHO's the Lonsdale right? Is the Jenkins Loofah Kris Jenkins yet. What do do you think about the Lonzo but like the way it looks Very cool I think it's a lot of people hate it or love it. Is Unreal you. Both I mean. It is so rare meaning I like today I mean. You just belt. I think precise the tight as British the Lonsdale belt. Probably, the. Best Belt to win because. You could have you could have like the EIB todd, which is above it but the. Woman care as much as if you the British pound. The everyone recognizes. Start to learn. A hassle much issue behind it is the history behind the vote and the way that you have to defend it three times against mandatory or wherever until it's yours to keep. So you don't just win it and then you can five bombs, win it and you. So, that's what's up I. Did knows three fights I thought you had to I thought you I thought you had to win and then defend it, and then that was it you have to defend. Three times. winning. You go fight the fight is. Then you can keep it then it's yours to keep you know. Ski You remember Bradley Skeete with the British title. Defended the two times and then they were saying, go five money puck you. Know it's defendable. Instead of find out and he lost. His airman. And back a big nick from the UK says, thanks for coming on the show mysticlake. A loss doesn't define you, but there can't be any backward steps from here champ. Eddie doesn't have a big stable of welterweight fighters has there been any contact from Eddie to get you on his shows again. I. Speak to promote. Is something I don't like doing because I've got five these friends. Not You know. Eddies Eddies because he talks defy any tokes everyone you're the principal. While I kinda let management handled out I didn't talk to know Komo News until tonight manages. Management handle that and then converse. That way. So right now, even if the husband doubt more manager will be telling me anything because he's let me cool down right now and Yeah I mean. Who See my Lucy? What's next man see what's next on show out something lined up in the pilot for me right now let me get my downtime. So we'll see soon. He's doing. He's doing a good job for you like I watch a lot of interviews this week and you know. It seems like to me is a great manager to have like so. Shout him as. A The bottom of that question I slipped me luther. He says, ps a needs you to be Congo in my bed crying emoji. Shut out the big man. Who Was My my my luther clay is Ted cheesman. He'd ruin my my Of year ago. Begging me. No. Now you I said, my Luther Clay. Is Ted Cheesman I put Apollo cheesman. Any I should have never done that he killed it. Next was coming from Tracy says Yo really you know I really enjoyed your fight. My question is, do you see a fight with Ray Robinson or Josh Kelley in the near future? Tracy. TJ. I'm. Trying to remember that. Somebody I mean yeah. Five percent. Yeah. Five railroads. By you know he's the guy that arguably got robbed the versus Kelly Ray Robinson is. Arguably got robbed by Cavalier. Terrence Crawford's of training. Mak says that that that re Robinson beat Kavaliauskas? Offing. Think. He beat. Velazquez. That fight. Thank you become last roll, which is which says a lot like you say because woke less than two and obviously. The Kelly for. What you may recover. Ask Corey Crawford. Nano did drop off of that was accounted as no now down. It wasn't the down you. Know down to me it's. It's funny. I'm sandbagging you every fight that talks about it says it was a knockdown, but the REF and the judge didn't count as a knockdown just saying q the be doing. And guess who is the same way that? You guys think about the magical fighter I. Mean it was it was definitely a clean not down I mean a clean punch. Fight over all like magic move was looking as good as I thought it was time. Advertise that's the thing when when we over hype a fighter, then he's gotta meet these unrealistic expectations but you know as a five zero fighter taking on every Walker. He did really, really good. Yeah But. Is it a contender he was in debt. Good good fire. So yeah, we got. hoops ours are that. I was just real fight. I was high on back in the day IT Super Midway. Will be a thing. Wasn't it? From Long Beach Long Beach. I don't think he's super middleweight, but you've got gotta be talking about the cannon you're talking about Brandon Adams. A If. Brandon. Fifty. Four. Pounder Yeah, he moved up. Do you know contenders though they both. Brandon Adams one he didn't lose he beat the concise. And and Brandon eventually moved up to sixty and lost jamaal Charlie as an since then. We we got two more for you. Klay looks like Georgia Nov Dallas Fort Worth and I believe someone else told me to refresh in says you got that one Yeah I got this here who who This is George. In Dallas Fort Worth. Texas says who wins Loma or Te'o female. Man That means you want to say, FEMA. Listen. I don't have no allegiances to. Judo is my my head says Loma. says something about your feet can do it. You'll kill more peace man and as a piece. Your Lomas Loma. So I started I really. Don't know. We don't know. Learn ways like Josh Kelley on steroids many older finger. You say Joe. Skinny. Those inspiring Luma does it All the time show for sure. You're female Cat Luta. Don't let them sway you. Is is is tear few sway me because often I think. Lomas done as a fighter is funded does loss awebber I think he's done to the fight is dry legendary. With something about your units here for you just go swag a slide guys enough to sway any of in not a division wouldn't even sway you know. So it's Te'o Fema. Next coming in from coach Myers says good morning, chant US fighting a great fight and on that last round, I was screaming at the TV for you to take a knee and gain your composure. Trainer ever mentioned when you hurt to take a knee throughout the fight instead of trying to fight fire with fire I. believe if you took a neither outcome would have been different. y'All like you know that ninth-round. Those like twenty seconds left you know go down. In the nine from Nagano down. But I was coming forward I was coming from I just go core with and I just go cool coming in without paying attention coming back. So maybe I just very head all over time being fully done this, but there's no point it's done. You know it's. The. All right. Next I think this is the last one I believe so. this is from the rich kid says, who do you think it's better Congo or just Kelly He Ain't GonNa go against stable stablemate. Not Listening closely. It's not even like that. Okay. Look Okay. They both they both elite amateurs right and both gray boxes ball I'll. Get into Congo those things doing that he wasn't liking. I haven't been able to do that to Kennedy. Sparring bar SPA but. I mean you sparring Kelly but you're not going ten or twelve rounds with Kelly right. They take. Alternating so you really don't know if in the later rounds you conditioning is better where his seems to be poor Tom and Tom Again, he gets in the later rounds and people are catching up to him. So I mean I know he's stable may you might be seeing something different but don't don't don't count yourself out because you're not going ten or twelve with Kelly like he might be doing better than you. In the first two rounds, coast puts you in there if he does four straight, but you know you need a full fight with Kelly man watches fights he he kind of starts to slow down towards the later half for the fight and that's where a well conditioned fighter. Can you know take a little bit of advantage? Any likes the beach flashy with the hands down. That's cute for Roy Jones but he's getting. He's getting touch for trying to use that style I don't know but I hear you man stable love. Yeah you try to. Be. Negative What's What's what's the name of Kelly's trainer? Booth. So he's he's not training you though, right. I'm not as trainers in jail at a Martin and then I didn't move from items. I. I might do a little more welcome item just welcome. My defense from A. I might take to which. You know hating the. I've done like a couple of rounds of positive of hey, Dj there will move out. No. The thing. The style they teach. Is really like I've never really trained because. The style that you like the hines down the Phnom reflexes. But they do a lot good defensive is just had never imploded in the process that didn't want it to affect on game this particular fight, you know make sense. Well Luther Man please give out your social media. Those are all questions and the People's Question WanNa. Thank you obviously for coming on and remind you once again that you put on a great fight, keep your head up listen a lot of those questions were from the UK and from the US where we're all established here except for obviously coach Midi. So you fight definitely made it across the pond and I. would. I would say this is your Diego. Says moment you know I think Diego Chavez performed very well in laws to Keith Thurman and from there he ended up getting I think a Bradley Tim Bradley fight a Brandon Rios Fighter and someone else all back the back so. Hopefully, these doors of opportunity opened up for you because you did put on a great performance I want to see you again personally when you do I will be tuned in regardless if it's a fifty fifty or a tune-up to get yourself back into the mix you've made me a fan. So thank you once again, gentlemen. Shaved my now my twitter Klay Night Five, a Ma Instagram is black panther. Boxing Nassir Hoop. Of An ankle. Wait to see you again champ champ take. Bob. Now Good Guy Man. Good guy and. You know look suffering loss is tough but it's like I said that says the charges moment to me you know he performed well, obviously. You know. Congo is not Thurman in the division yet when Diego face them but. Luther performed in a manner that definitely want to see him again. Bro Is small. articulates you know like any good make level headed, right so he's got a good approach to the rest of his career. So I'm sure he'll do well. In a hearing that is like Maui, the atom booth, Jim, and knowing like what is manager I'm sure you'll bounce back. So you know all the best to him. We got some super chats that neither nor neither do me A. Check those out while you get those up I, will say that I appreciated Luther candidness for him to come out and say listen I I've you know spiraled sparked several rounds know with Josh Kelly and you know I'm just not there yet I appreciate that kind of honesty it's that That leads to kind of work that can develop. Because if you're there and you're like, Oh, I'm good I'm I'll fight that guy yeah. If I him off, I have to like you know what do you really get out of that to think you're better are think and that's great. The confidence is great and you need that head into a fight. But in the training you know that doesn't help you and it doesn't help you to just brush off fat somebody else's levels above you. You're right right. But it is one thing knowing and thinking and talking like that we've you team and another thing maybe giving too much respects in breast to a fighter because right now in a stable for sure and anything you say now you can play into the mental aspect like few years down the line those guys Nsm Division, those guys going for the same kind of type of titles that makes sense. So. Yeah. Like you know it's great to be honest and isn't it as dude? Anyway that's cool. But you know sometimes you don't have to saving that. You don't have to call him out but you don't have. Certain things. That's fair. Real quick. Super Chats that I think you guys may or may not have gotten to Benfica says battle with the Chin twelve round split decision. What up TV would up chat I think he said that three hundred emojis and a piece on Supermac says Mario my boy whether it's pushups your money or your moustache. A stash. Cash on the line. Log Back to work champ. Easy. Thank you. Thanks. Thank you guys. Go So. Yeah. He said whether it's your Mustache Spence will win whatever bet we have bud ain't that do just a flop like Khan. Jarrett Loy versus. Jerry is Andrea Ward has a masterclass instructional video on how to be a good boxer in. Crawford. Has a master trash video on how to fight bums off the street. It also includes ducking techniques and low balling tips when negotiating. Guy Is probably like riding at home. On breaks. Those are good. It in Florida says you. Where you're Super Chad's bombs with a ten dollar supercharge was that that was magician in Florida says. Where you're super chat sat bums with big ten dollar fatty. Then we got Australia which we did say to live to clay. Luckily, we got to that while clay was on next one is from boxing expert which needs do me because it says here, crawfish known low tomb bottom say about whole. Scoop. He says Crawford didn't get dropped he just bent down spit. Laughing Aloud Emoji. So, yeah. All right. Let me refresh one more time and then. Yeah, let's go to this and the means. Joke. Shared lowest making but I wonder if he's talking about the Andre Ward paid video y'all seen that he's running like a class now. Yeah. He's yeah. I wonder if that's what he's talking about I bill. Is. Actually been thinking about dog. Training like I, get it. I know. But again, you learn something from Andre War but I'M Real trainer. that. Pay For. Could always learn from anybody. Somebody like him but there's nothing like hands on exact. But see the only reason I is because like I'll find myself with the house. Okay. Like right now well by. By it. Just by then I'm trying. Very. Lucky. Know what he's convincing himself. So just buy a bumper or or. Put It on the boxing voices. And we break it down as video and then I get to use it anyway play or if I get to stay tuned for something that I got working. As soon, stay tuned next year six, minute video Max year, he'll be dropping a fifteen second teaser telling you to stay tuned again eight. If I were you do me right here on air our dropped his ass as a as a border wars student I mean you. Got A, super chat from Vincent. Vincent Big Mac. Access payday boys. got paid their Friday night. Rich. Kid, we're rich kids say down. Mr Cyp on a kick counter. Pinch. I never saw Mr. I realize something like this realizing. I. Will planes but bigger fighters to put down at all the time he'll. He'll. He'll give compliments. It all the time. I realized. Garrett lowly disrespects every single person that blood is fall every single day. He'd be little bullets competition every day necessarily never had a problem with that I it just because he disrespect he disrespect anybody that is faced day I. Want to hear you tell that man stop disrespecting other boxers just a put down my man bud. Let's. Share. That wouldn't be fair because your argument is every fighter you put down any want to win the argument where he's just specifically talking about one do over and over. If you want to win an argument a day you put down someone that you big dope yesterday totally different but you know thank you sa- Chapman coach Myers says here we go the nets versus CYP debate to crying laughing Emoji. To Amin in Essex what's up real quick down we gotTA. Finish all this. We never went to any other stuff. Did we did we gentlemen? Did We? Did Not. 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Thrashing like always do Y'all have boomerang meets I'm tired of giving his men my money because he understand what I'm saying you ain't got to get. You gotta stay the audience gets dog want me to kill him I. Got I got the files killing day job with entertained it. Okay. No comment. Mr Ego Maniac. To do with the body Camman, super chat from Jarrett. Lloyd tell CYP layoff the core liquor Bum Lord. Crawford is trash man hit Carl Thomas one time for his daily emotions. And Go we're going to I mean the King of Essex to. Some Ching Ching is. You have to stay spiritually. Who's he talking to? I mean you available. A I mean. Absolutely. Hold on one second at work. All good. Dan. I mean is like a psychiatrist he was like you have to remain spiritually and I'm like, Whoa? Okay. Worker. Maybe shot out. Shy We'd be like a preacher. What if I mean we're a preach. That would be crazy. Crazy. Caesar. Las Vegas what up. Let's chat you fill me. ERA We wanted to come back. Don't you under our gouache you underdog was the stome box in. What what? Would it? Danny Danny Danny. There is a live dog forbid it just really depend I would if I was going to bet them, I'll wait till to catch somebody slipping like on the night before type bit you can catch it. If you would still vegas time you know you get crazy best on fights that they just be played. Now just to get people to take best at the last minute sometimes they'd be good he tries but a lot of times you can get some money and. Looted Klay was aggressive. He was. Out I like his honesty saying that he needs to give better but. Josh Kelly is not I want to disrespect them and say not a good fighter, but he keeps his hand down he did lose. The Ray Robinson he was sure to Kavalyauskas loss and we were sure that just Kelly lost too. So it wouldn't. It wouldn't even. To Me Bald. Lost A ray. Robinson he wanted to guys who always get cheated. That's why I say on care but don't even face kill. We're GONNA. Get Roberson, a million, knock him out and then go ahead and target daren soon as we can get a crowd good job with the interview man, he bring in guys who smart who can who can Who can put out there what they're trying to accomplish, and I'll see some good days for him. He can. He can beat somebody's wealth away guys we see running around over again America. So hopefully, you get that opportunity I catch. Stone Bone so I'm just happy. So many people were high on them like even after loss you know he's got a lot of love for my audience to watch them participated in our life I chat. So that's that's what's up man because you know he spoke about depression and and you know suffering the loss and stuff like that and being inside your head. So you know shutout Luther. Looks like we got Stephen Chicago. Hate Daddy this adult arthri. Still. Yeah. Good. Morning How's it going? Good. So, we're talking Danny and spent. Then, spence more about. More about the fact that Danny's a bigger betting favorite than Statin Garcia was. How do you feel about this? Yeah. I that make sense to me. I I'm not surprised by that at all but why do you think that's so that makes sense why because right like Danny was never on the pound for pound this Mikey was you know? Yeah but I think they're looking at the. You know Danny. He's already mixed up with with the welterweight Mikey never had mixed it up with the welterweight. In, he was coming up but. I will say this I think fights GonNa go twelve rounds. At I don't see a knockout coming in that fight. I. Got Spence winning but I think it's GonNa go the full twelve. That's what I'm thinking. Stop. I'm saying there won't be a stoppage is what I'm saying. All. Right. Well. As far as the is I, mean that's that's not a shocker to me. You think they're gonNA get a favor of earl could fight gets closer. To Lay Tom Limit. Lewis. White House. I'm okay man. I'm pumped at Y'all. On the show man I wouldn't expect that he won me over the fan. I didn't even know who he was before the fight of me and my brother were bed. The whole family was watching the fight and brother had money on Congo money on clay got funny little clip of it. I'll send y'all after the fighting and everybody was Klay Fan I. Think he was the better fighter Congo's a little bit too big. He called him so anyhow, South Carolina. Man I'll be on his career. You'll have a good one. He was. Conga just caught them. Heck. No Congo was nailing him with a left Hook bub-bubba Claes dog. That's why we like them I think I you know him him maybe like Beltran moving up to to two or. MEMPHIS I might be too much right whereas. I don't even know Beltran's too much like that kind Beltran never been a career wealth where he started, but it doesn't matter. He's got that kind of. That's your inexperience. Yeah. That that. Those are the type of you can lose to a guy just based off of tactics and strategy. What I saw as a lot of hard and toughness. He has some good legs I think he just needs to tweak a little bit little tweak work a little bit more on defense I. Don't mean totally go into defense mode because I don't think that's what he wants to do, and usually as coach you don't WanNa take too much of that away from them. But if you get them in there a little more careful more fading Morris. Cannella style Stylus entering entry into into the fire. into the phone booth then he he could do some damage bro that. Who was that last call? Is On. You're hitting the dance she. was that last call that last call was rick and? My radio. Joe Honestly. It's crazy that that sounded exactly like like my my boxing Saturday's like the whole family gets together watches it. You know what I'm saying we make embeds we get don't Denver's yeah. We already have like we used to cut up papers was. You know. Real. Quick on October man we're going to do that in. October. Me You can't. My Gene Ho. Ho For all. Right Megan. I run into a mean in Newark. Bro. Yeah like. I'm dropping my girl off at the job and they goes on this shit off the work to is schilling. Recognizable voices so real quick, real quick anybody on blog talk. Remember you got gotTA press one. If you'd let us know that you want to talk to five six I, think that's Boeing Bama double check because you know he's a ringer. Looking. Real quick super several forces motivated by majestic influenced by the TV family stopped shoplifting. then. Brandon. Maurice comes back says counterpunch for CYP go ahead and smoke since I'm not available at the moment Jarrett Loyd you seriously need a woman. Like this is what I'm saying their obsession with me is insane. We're not even talking but today we barely talk Danny early because we had an interview but they're obsessed with me I mean I don't mind. Let's. Know that all helps with the popularity and building the brand if I didn't adolescent. Say. What's that song? If you ain't got no hitters, you ain't poppin and. And Brandon's you know in a little gang adduced behind me then I wouldn't be popular. So thank you Ma'am for like shows though like people will get you know like if you'll win an argument with somebody or debate or let's say like you say something to somebody they don't like like date day WANNA use like brandon or CYP or Jay Mak like to get back at you know what I'm saying like like they represent there s what it is. They're listen brandon when he's available in Cyp when he's available are the bud tenders defense attorney. They play. Defense. You know they get on there and they build the case until you why everything that I said is nothing but lie and I'm a hater there the defense attorneys but I gotta do that for a while to Thurman, Danny etc etc like tank weaned gotta do that. Let them waste their time. See that's what I'm saying. We're talking about a completely different topic, but they'd rather talk about that because you know obsession. It overtakes the mind nine, hundred, seven on the obliged talk CYP on. skype. This. Little. Brassy is what Accu credential this is why race statement you can't put me down. Do come off. The only thing little to pick me. Youtube. Show to mighty too. So you haven't, but my skin is into your account bigger than your. So I don't understand little if you really WANNA, debate me they put me on the wisdom equity deputy son quick said everybody knows taking me but they about nothing you. Paid about your child was born, I'll get more information about window tab harder because I'm if they wait a day was crucified you on your own Life C. Walkies team. Games. Spider. Footage or what we do know one thing that you little than me your smaller than men and that size, and that's the biggest problem that you have the little man complex. You know that you're very small when it comes pairs when it comes to me and that's why you pump all the. As you look the way you look because you're mad you're so small. Well my team. What up? Okay. I just jumped on I didn't get a chance to hear to hear the the Luther Klay young deaf and going back. He got a fan got fan for life here. I hope I. Hope he say anything about. Coming over to the states again getting. With another trainer maybe like Rob Garcia, which I think would fit him. Beautifully Nah. He's You know his trainer who also he gets out from Adam booth. So he's with like Alan. Alex. Okay. Guys Gray show. All right CYP counterpunch from the first one was from someone and then you've got another one. Oh, oh he's hidden. Hey, hey, no doubt about US sixty five folks whatever you definitely bigger than a lot of people. But Hey, how did it? Who the data say minute who looked at me? May I could our one me out? You probably, Agean investable basketball at best one the probably you're probably win because that's just a society I, don't do the basketball number but but let anything else. Mass you know one man in his arms who look like you over my six hundred dollars lifted s I've been looking like this is key you can admirable me. Newly shape I am a walking and walking post. So you, WanNa. Have a push up contest or 'cause it's. Young. What's that thing? Whenever like people get together it's like a triathlon is that what it is where it's like you do three different things, right? Oh Nessie Y. P. Border Wars. I. I that's listen. They gotTA play. All he got. Back and he had a joust. He won't make it through the first challenge man my ironman the first challenges church. I'm a real man I'm. I don't screaming show a play, a man's game chess on o'clock but no, no no. But that's that's what I'm saying is we gotTa pick your thing, which is what we got to pick his team, which is a tracker across country I can't remember. In any given moment talk to me? I. Don't play Little Kid Games understand I'm forty fuck I looked like running on the track you try and. Try to hold onto your not I'm bird. Who took. Do a foot race my man like listen dog box number you just nonsense man look at all the fucking clown emojis and laughing out loud. Why would you want to be the butt of a joke? Every recall Majed in Florida talked to me. Would would. Appreciate. The show Walmart work I have fun with the Little UK people trolling and everything Syria but Yeah. Man My call today is it ain't even about the topic y'all need to get these likes up subscribe. You know what I'm saying and then you K- Yup we talking trash what's up with those donations stop shoplifting everybody stopped shoplifting show some love man that's all I got though we'll work today your. Penders, counterparts from Bo and Bama for the CYP. He meant. Thursday. Friday today's Friday. But he put Wednesday's show I don't know. Oh, that's not a count upon sorry. That was just a donation to the C. P. Wednesday's show. Sorry not counterpunch guys get super mix. Of Mr. Supermac. says. Let's settle this once and for all out shipping if others will how much for the on demand ness versus CYP debates show. How contribute? Here's the thing though on the you for say I would rather see all debate something that like. Like debate style where they get like random topic. I. Wouldn't want a topic to be given. This is what we should do if we would ever do that show we'd give like list of topics to you a list of topics to see why P and we just picked three of them. So at least could be familiar, but it's got to be on the spot. You know what I'm saying you know I know nothing to come in with like. fucking Microsoft word. powerpoint projections. But at the same time I, also know that if he has some preparation it'll. Both debates would be better that way. Know get some room and Lord. You have real quick jared Lloyd on the Super. Chat says, Cyp got all of these counter-punches and still says, nothing female energy is where he provides hit the call Thomas one time in his honor to the bud tenders. Your favorite fighter is daffy. Duck Aka the Nebraskan ill billy. Jerry Lloyd just goes on like our long runs with with the call Thomas on. Then, he gets a New York City first time caller a nine one. Sierra. Yet Day who's this ladies and Gentlemen Making Professional. With Your boy David Maldonado. Albina. Everything good man I'm on my break by now. So maybe it'll call. What's Today topic? Danny Garcia being a bigger bedding favorite. Then Mikey Garcia was when he was facing earl. Strongly agree for one Gani, Garcia, he the welterweight. He's begging make you. He got a hell of a punch and I, know you guys don't watch old school fight but I see this fight as being another terry note versus Salmon. Brown everybody thinks that. In a bull then Garcia. Ain't nobody more forty seven levels ahead of you. Ever. Zero had movement. I've seen this leg, join us to Jelly a couple of times and I got a feeling that Danny goes is long overdue for big upset victory loan for. David. But you gotta be Puerto Rican I see your questions on Patriots. I am because. Dany Garcia bias comes out. Now. I'm not going to be biased because personally I think I think Terence Crawford with beat everybody at one forty seven until he finds and whenever he. Lake. But I think Danny goes got a chance 'cause like I said they will spend doesn't have movement you're talking about like flowing floyd, but he's not gets. His legs were buckled in. So important and Sean couldn't even hurt that white boy book. Day. Look his name you ever do Melo for mellow and. For me? Yes. He not sharp but he couldn't hurt. You as much time as I could champ because I know you really call in and that was cool. You know I was expecting. More. Latino. Voice, he's more the New York City Guy. Now, we gotta find out where you from. Your. Under. Yeah. No that sound the New York heavy heavy. Is it Philly though I mean as definitely East Coast is what are we? To north. Do, Ben Peta Lico says. Higher. Dr Phil to judge the debate See people to supercharge says needs money to debate me call it cash out that was. That was a box and bar combat. Oh okay. 'cause he body with six sisters. Let's go to. The Ringer sixes through. The Ringer, a Josh in North Carolina with up. TV Mario Straight you better than. I her many talk about it I gotTa stop being a little too because I'll be on Bluetooth phone call. The topic top first of August interview with. I'm a fan of his that was real good interview. Daddy to. Call Disease Call in even though he Puerto Rican he talking through. That's one that scares me about aerospace. You don't have to move. I wouldn't mind putting money on Danny would I knew I think not but I can see a minute I'll quick question. The final ESPN plus tomorrow. Leave finally. Yeah ESPN plus. is a different. Card. You. Earlier car. Aren't. Great. So how the town, right? Yeah. Just in case you are wondering of we will be doing live fi chats I'm assuming we're GONNA, do the Dubois right. Fight Chats not, Mary what's that? Alifi chat is when the TV panel has a sit down show while we watch the fights along live with the listeners and we all. Talk about it and commence and make fun of their shorts. So essentially, like we compensate for the whole highly and and a lot of times a week if good feedback a lot most often you know and they tell us that sometimes they just mute the TV and listen to us commentate. So Oh, they don't know. There've been. Saying that they loved it and I'm talking about the fighters that we've been compensated non. That's been pretty cool. Man Getting Creepy. They listen man Luther when I was there. Yes. Oh. League. He's like Bro. I was just I just. I just wanted to do good. So they don't be like who the fuck his luther clay. And I read. The three messages. I, let me read a roadway. Just. Hold that. Christopher. I'm so sorry he's super chatted damn an hour ago. Using the cash APP. He didn't want us to get banged in ahead bribe by Youtube for thirty percent of your hard earned money that you want to go to us. We gotTA give thirty. Youtube. So he used cash with the cash sign ness GTO and said for TBB's Salute Earl will finish his mission keith necks. So, he's been he doesn't want he want Kief next shot out to Christopher. We got another one from Ken Stone The says Ness the Dominican Jim Lampley Bang Bang Bang Bang. To. Sin emojis Yo. Let me see. We got blocked talk. Who Mario while I go to? A mean in the search knows. Did we go to you. Yes sir. All right. ONE TO BE X. Wanting to be a just listening going once Jay MAG Gimme a flash if you ready. New Orleans. Wine is ready. Jay Mac hold on. Go for one. We. What does? Back. Oh. Yes. Let's go. I. Think that our CEO. Definitely she. John Mikey Garcia because he was coming up in wait just like everybody says. Everything he saw wasn't it to see. But that's my call I just wanted to. Be. Switching I felt like I heard crickets in his back I. Thought I was the only. Would I wait a minute? She's Bush's right now. That's A. No No. That's Zorro Zorro what up? NATO. Going on everybody. WOULDA. Hurt. Man That Danny Garcia Aerospace won't be a good fight I don't think anybody. Should have aerospace. Via nobody's GonNa fighting either one. So I don't know how Danny has been preparing for the fight, but he has to come in here knowing that you can't lose no more in the with visit. He's got to win a fake. So I think he's GonNa come in there and try to put Aero Outta Eros gotta understand your coming off of his injury, but I still got to perform. So I believe it's going to be a twelve round fight. I don't think nobody's GonNa Knock anybody out and who just going to get probably a split decision. That's how I see it. I, don't see barrel run it through invite because I haven't seen Arrow run through one, forty, seven he did and run through Psalm Porter. He caught he caught a couple of guys before and he was it was a good fight with him group, and then you finally broken down but I don't see nobody at one forty seven. Run into each other. All of them are good fights. It looks like everybody is on par with each other and there's no runaway. That's my call. GotTa walk the dog y'All boys the. From Utah. Kobe y'all say. You tune out Zora a real quick I found it real quick. So this is ness messaging luther clay right and I'll just say who it is and then read the message. So this is a luther you dig on, I'm sorry ness you did great man you've made me a fan luther. Thanks guys, ness great fight I loved your pressure. Luther. A glad. You know who I am now been listening to all your show saint who the fucks luther clay. Back hopefully work my way up to contender again soon, love the show anyway guys and the Nessa let's schedule. Look. Like the fourth or fifth fighter since the bubble I think that has come on in in or not even come maybe they've come on or maybe they've just said it in private saying like y'all went back and listen to. y'All slide shadow fight and so far everybody's been cool about it. You got to federal leakers, Dr Phil Tweet. Yes and coach Myers that's the one that I haven't Cyp sounds like a scorn child. Just what exactly are you so upset with ness for Bro? Laughing, Emoji? He doesn't know why he's mad at me. He knows that I'm the host. So he's like I gotta show the world that I'm better than this guy. So every day that's his his job it's cool. Man Listen you need a nemesis in the world, right? That's how you grow. You know rocky had Apollo and then he had drag. Oh, you know you need that. Club Elaine Yeah you know clubbing lane. James Benitez. James says going once twice boxing expert with the supercharged gentleman says are CYP's silly I say I would like. La. Hashtags who? Basically what he's saying is that. Cyp is a scaredy cat. You're such a liar. Look, it could be a scary K. it could be he's a he's a coward or Say He's a pussy. You're still lying where are you getting this from because you don't know the lingo. You. EXPERT NATIONALITY IS E. If I, tell you if I'm talking with you and I. Think you decide I right and that's why. I'm explaining to you about the learn a little bit of our culture. If I say Yo if we're about to go do some some some dirt and I see you nervous and I say you can get the Passover. WanNa. Know what I'm saying then how would you translate that? Shit you. Are you scared right now you shane yourself with our like your voice exactly I think you saying I think that's what he's telling them. I think WHO's the Shannon? Is. King. Filming. In Den. Cannon y'know. It's He'd He'd love to meet you. How are you chant? We. Go we lost on the? twisty. twisty right now. Yeah put on one of the fly caps. We will you? ooh No. Go look guys. Chatman. Every time you come on I gotta eggs about the hat man when you're going to send us the length. So we can start buying a hat man I'll what that shared dot com. Let me see I'm checking right now cvs telling. Your Shannon Briggs. Dot Com let's go. Let's see. Last Johnny wasn't on edge. I don't know the. I. Our season with these hoodies fly though hell? Yeah. I do like the hoodies was not as much as that had ensured man that logo was the one hour on. Brother. y'All want this Brownsville mets color. So. That I want that's the cat for sure. US Go nowadays. These other hoodies I like the Logo Champ I. Like how you got it like it looks like a certified you know kind of official stance almost type thing that's what's up. Because you've got the gritty logo mean you've got. Thank you brother Shannon Briggs dot com, check it out John. He got the phone cases going on are sending I'm screen sharing all the products and we do not see those has we do see a lot of hoodies you definitely got variations of the hood he got. No. Pay Somebody could give me this this mug any of my, my my you know I drink coffee man let's go champ all city boxing, Maga I liked that I liked it. With the hand holding. Okay. Look at the Hoodie right next to it though that gray with blue. A chance champ I need that Cup of Coffee Man. Mario this. SAYING LITTLE CAMPING MY CUP Got Some let's go. Chip sucks. Rock does from sure. You Ain't got my hand Cham- hats. I still don't see my hat man. I'm sorry. I. Apologize They might not. Oh. He got his. Leg Is. and. I watch is going down inside a brand maurice you better get some of these for your lady may look at that. Here we go Dan you still. Playing champ now. UPDATE 'EM how train house training go a champ chain training is going well I've been doing a lot of businesses. The hats but I just got some news that it's all inspiring. Just got super motive. I'm frightened. November. What I'm saying I. that's not the nothing's changed but is training is on a lot of you guys at my age forty, eight thousand is been hard I'm doing it every day I'm pushing forward on. Session this morning. Nice running session say that but. I'm feeling good. My weight is down I'm looking forward to it. Right he's got some some good moves that just got me motivated man than ever so long I'm just pumped up there. I was like I'm ready to go who in that news as sheriff yet. I'm sorry. At NewsAsia terrible yet. Not yet, not yet. GotTa be. So who your training with though you went back to. Herman. Herman his training holy feel right now I heard. What I heard that as this morning so you just heard the. Her. Awesome right now. trae today. You know I changed his name from Hermann a German. Holy. Bill. been looking good to lately I mean not champ good. You know what I'm saying but few look champ. Good. I'm ready right now to. Shake. My old same eight off the. Storyline was crazy is really don't even know. I know. All worked. and. I know. Let's see if he hit me back. A little bit of time. But your good though like you don't feel no type away right? Like he didn't have to call you or or you think you should have gotten a call. I think he should have called me. Growing. Want to do but. I would have called them but but you know what it is, Shannon? I. Feel. Old. I'M GONNA. Be Honest feel like us on the show. One of these days and you said, you mentioned another trainer you was going with. So maybe he just heard that show and her like okay Shannon going another route. So I'm free to go ahead and trae event that you did mention another name do you remember the trainer? You say you might Remember Jesse Jesse. Jesse no Jesse my man, he my or harmonised your arm down the Jim why was coming down but he said it was all in the mob. Now he got like fifteen heavyweights over there. He said they all under lockdown that nobody our by. So I took that as I can't come in and get no work. You tell me. So I was like my man I. Love Him. That's my brother. I get is you don't want me to come in the gym because they they quarantined. Indeed so I said, it's cool quarantine them. So but then he he trained to holdings made me feel also no way I'm gonNA chance planning to whichever the world but let's go traffic filming Sam. But I did say yo you know go down there and do that. You should have told me you, I'm Jay Holding me holding static before. Would have said, you said it's all good word yo he got providers quarantine for Covid nineteen and he got his heavyweights quarantine, for Shannon Twenty twenty film. FEDERAL LICO super chatted says to champ. Hey Shannon God. Bless lesko chant. Did you Holyfield was duck and you back in the day you're inside fight was impeccable champ hundred percent emoji piece emoji. Thank you brother I don't even go back in the days you feel for everybody and anybody he didn't turn down he was. Never, rolls for us to fight you know what I'm saying. Became wbz champ was talked about by thinking talking about them but it's just never never was on his radar. It was never on his radar. He turned nobody down everybody. He probably would've smashed me up Dan. You know say I was young I was immature young and just, but now look at me aw. One and done. Oh It's like man no, those only take is one only. One Be Lo telling you. It's amazing our discussion. I don't care what they say. You GotTa understand me how was very hold stop fighting. Like. Thank you. You. Feel me to only reason why I haven't been fighting champ is because I'm Workin I'm I'm a businessman I'm keeping my family going, but once I get everything I can. To be like with these promoters again a managers and they just have you had sand living fight. The fight has been hard for me. You're saying maybe it's because my you know there's a lot of different days but will w said I'm doing my way like Frank. Sinatra so I'm GONNA come back I'm fighting and shape how comfortable I always boxed under the gun I always bounce with having to make money. Always my whole career I was only Donald Speakers. Always, batching, making me a living never comfortable never saying you're just doing it because I'm having fun I never got to enjoy. So now I realize what it is, is a mental thing I need to be straight. So I could train fight ed piece not worried about investors the money I'm gonNA making how who's been self managing. Surviving so I had to self manage myself. So promote myself I was nobody making me famous. It was me. You'll let me go back on the door. Let me go get involved magazine gq magazine. Let me go get on this TV show let me New York on the cover I'm a New Yorker I was going out in Haslett put myself out there with other fighters don't do that. and. That's why they become good fighters because you could you got to concentrate on your on your cries. If I'm out here, hustling, hustling, making deals it living in a big house and driving because. I'm burning the candle both ends and I'm talented what hustle you can't do it. I see I feel you on that. Champ. Though that I remember speaking a few weeks back in you saying that one of the biggest issues with your career was that you weren't able to ever fully focused strictly on training because you know you had to worry about living right. But now you're in a situation where you know you have positive things outside the ring but isn't it kind of the same thing where your direct your attention is being pulled in different directions or how is it different from back then because? And this is d. To saw nothing into others but it's real real simple real simple thousand simple but his deep. You gotTa have a team. You gotTa have. The right team. Love. You could be all your life and never have the team. You gotTa have team players. You GotTa know how to work with the people you work. Israeli mcgeough quick analogy. It's like. It's like Baking Kate. You'RE GONNA saying. You gotTA. Have you gotta it's not you have flour. You GotTa have you gotTa have sugar over guess what else you gotTa have you gotTa have. You GotTa have a bowl. You gotTa have a spoon to mix a mix up. You get what I'm saying you can't beat a mixture, the bowl, the ads, the flower, the sugar, get me every money gotta play a part I. Feel you. Go through that man you know you need more people on your team so that you can focus on the the proper things Mansa get you to that next level man I definitely can. Relate. On my own level. But I know man you got that now and honestly, I, feel like we got that now we got a pretty solid team and we've been. Consistent since then. Chan please before. Saying side effect my medication. Let me just say something real quick. People won't get me and say you'LL SHANNON You're a fool you're an idiot because. You you. You are underachieve because. You saying you had talent, but you was doing the business he was doing. This was doing that. Let me tell you why did that? Because when I first began boxing like. Eighty seven eighty eight, right. I was seeing old men in the gym, Bassin. With nothing was old fighters they was in the gym. Trying to fight not fighting pro. Finding pro I was a kid I was walking in these old men that they was driving to fight. On certain days they was taking them to Madison Square Garden. They was taking them to other. Connecticut Jersey, driving to the Bronx and putting them on shows they was coming back or what happened. It was telling me he got knocked out. He got beat up. They were all journey. All couldn't talk couldn't couldn't walk couldn't do this journey men. They was doing this month every month and knocked out I was like Dan. Our already advanced to to the end of the career I said. So this how you end up? If you don't have a plan being if you don't have something else can fall back on. This is how you end up every Douglas. Living below the poverty line. Why? Because after the career around Train'll. What's he going to become now? Back. Your faculties off now what can you do? Technology is advanced so much that you tell personal get a job job, Google why everything is automated? So. Wouldn't tell a boxer who put his life since he was a trial ten years old eight years old twelve years. Old Fifty. Now what does he do? Now? Ask The boxing I was already thinking damn. This is the. End of the row, let me do something that I could try to make it like big, but you look at even the ones with the money. Afterwards the money go. Then what you gotTa have you gotTa have. Revenue coming in a confidence come. Influx of money coming in other than boxing to fall back on what you feel me or you're GONNA end up back in the ring living below the poverty law struggling because boxing have no. No Union. It don't have nothing for you after box you know what I'm saying. Definitely and to have that financial pressure off of you, I mean maybe not could lead to being a comfortable position and not have to fight like it's your bills on the line like it probably opens you up in a way that you might not have had that luxury before you know what I mean. You can just focus on your performance in how you win as opposed to having that pressure that can hinder you. Some people might say, Oh, well, it's probably motivating to have but no, it can be such a hindrance that that pressure and anxiety just eels. Do. A smart brother you such a smart bro You have such a good insight. You're right. You're such a smart brother because now guess what you're not being able to do. You're not being creative Creative when you're in the. You just identity create is to watch. Were Jones and be like. Wow, damn. Time wise to try to three folks my own Nazi me before. I. Went to a trainer. Saying when I I was in the gym I was you know that Russia? Is so much to win depression is off you is some ways. Again. Pressure. They say pressured buzz pipes so. Maybe. Maybe a little bit of four. Man Look Man. There's no complete recipe you thought I'm saying there's no complete recipe. We just gotTa do the best we can, and that's what I always try to do but always looked at it like Yo. This is a business that's a cruel business you end up just busy some bad shit in this game. I see. So car riches story. Yeah. I'm seldom how people move on with their lives people forget about it and that's just the world likes goats. But I've seen heart wrenching stories in the boxing game that make you say damn and then people say while going to the next week and going but heart richer stories. I see one the other day, Chan. Thank you just reminded me man. A box I forget his name, he was Hispanic Hispanic box man and. He was on the bed man on on a on a girdle and he he couldn't talk. You know there was clean his dribble up and and there was nothing forum which is nothing for them to seeing them. They're kind of like you know. Damn it looked like he wasn't even there. No more it was. Sad man is sad to see that. When you say heart mentioned it is man. It is L. Mini stories man. Benita now. More with with Frito now. Been Harmony. Stories of box you can go on and on and on. President Day President Day. So I say. This is a list of tough world we live in. So nobody getting excuses pity bodies out this Bitch Mesko Champ this elicit or I seen save this in this game. You gotta be strong motherfucker. It took me all these years to get to where I am I said say now I'm back I'm strong I'm going to be fighting was a different. A different motivation, a different amount there's no competition is just fun relaxation avid fawn and knocking out bombs and is. This bob like use that term bonds pies out of fun and enjoy myself I might go onto. My face for the next ten years Yo you. Feel going back to holy. Channel you fill me real quick. To the city show. got a super chaff. COUPLE TEDDY BE MIDWEST sportstalk said Steve Kim is the biggest just started the show. Okay. Big. SUPERMAC says was Shannon versus Tyson ever offered in the ninety S. It was it was offered in. Early two thousands when he fought who was he? Shame when. It was it was offered not in the nineties but his like in the early two thousand something like that and then was that the nineties do. It might have been the late nineties and I was I said gear, but it was just speculation and talk and all that because he was looking for coordinating. With it anybody that popped up. But you know this whole thing with Roy Jones she to me off to was was in talks and everything and own, but I don't even know if that's going down. Well, sorry about that. Was it you Roy had. I don't know something was going on with some agreements. He was he mentioned maybe not doing it, but I didn't know. Roy was that he was saying that he was never wanting the date change and if the date was changing because fanned attendance, then a whole different negotiation that's a whole different purse Basically, you were saying that if if they're going to get fans that he has the money's not right now that not only that he. said the candidate. This is they WANNA see? They WANNA see. WanNa see Mike. Tyson said Briggs. That's the fight they want to see. You show me. Being Bro. You look at. So lean. It's crazy because we see each other every Friday for the last two three months, right? Look in Lena's Hell I, say nothing to. Ten thousand years of. A look at me I'm going crazy add need to fight my dicing. Real quick swayed says Shannon need to go on the smoke box with be real let's go. Chan. been on, the smoke. was. At one point I sort of coffee and I was like. I was I wanted to be. Audited Got Good Smoke. When you hit that big call and you come back from a and you know like Shit I'm in zone now it's like you gotta figure in the right place for that. You know he's says shadow. kyw from Brownsville to Shannon. Work. That the car, the one that I just read and he's from Brownsville. So Brownsville number ran number will cut out to MEA accomplish. Yo Chant let's Let's ask you the big question. Everybody's. Asking you coming on Friday to ask What did you think of billion white champ? You'll get to see it you're. The. Call it a vicious uppercut it. That's the question they had on the Super, Chess Shannon. What do you think of the wife fight? You think he can make the changes in the rematch About and see that one. I think I think the chances to go out there. And he no one no one thing he no one. He hurt. Prevention. Hit Me. He knows that he can hurt presented because the shots heard on what was it by a big load shots he was just you know regular shots. Shots but it was one of those one of those folks. Was the checkbook. Drop them. You know what I'm saying one. He knows that he got hurt kid so now wanted. To they could knock him the fuck out. So, now my Is. Making, a gun fight early. Make. The, ones that I don't like I was I was. My Boy Dylan are tell them. You're Brosky that was settled. Roeszke. Note Everytime Dylan do this. Right this this be right here when you go to the side, what's open? The right here the right side of the. Vat. Insane. It look at the fight started snatching down to the left to the bottom. That's not he's the. I was like David PEVEC. You had time to go over the. Two Towns. When he would open and came out. Around You went up to middle So, you think he was setting them up for that shorus curse then. He wasn't he knew. That it was going to land. That's what happens when you do things. Him can be open for that side was something that he just old dillard's always been open to that this this brain that's why on inside that's why you decided. So has your body. So this about the drop down to. The level of the body with your head when you like this was going to happen. If I heard this way, you'll go to the side was nice. The body. If, you change the angle. Gas Out you do you go rep this out of my riches while that someone, you feel what I'm saying. So he kept going to the to the body I was like ooh that's that's and that's not even. Bunch against we'll. Is. That went up the Middle Hell. Yeah So now going back to the fine gunfight early, let's go camp gotta be because. It's dishes. Perfect is too dangerous. But you know you could hurt them so be on your job. Have all back to your job strategy keeping weight off a weighed and all it led him lund and try to God and we gotta take it to where we gotta take and. Heavyweight boxing. He's dangerous he no he can knock you out. You gotTa make it a gun fight early and don't cover up don't cover. This. Cover nut shape. That's not gonNa work with this bastiat. It take too. Long. He got. He was going to slow down because anybody is blocking and you and you punch him. Get in. It's GonNa cost you some money through a little bit energy, right? So causing some money so we're if doing could have surpassed that at his also thought she was GonNa take a little bit his gas now could could punch. That's why checking was getting her while he was running out of gas. His size hurt him. There was in that bid. He was gonNA dass word. He was saying I love that breakdown pathetic pathetic. Rows in heart that was around was that. So don't you think it would be smarter for him to. Kind of take him that not the full distance, but to get him beyond. His Comfort Zone because if he goes in there with a firefighter to risking that same exchange, you gotta point. But he? No he can knock you out. Okay. It could have been asleep on a moment. We him when he was an expectant added around. That way to is. Ever was. You kind of expect that but his boxing you gotta always expect. Box cared them in a v V. So. Hustle. So. He got two to three rounds and he started getting tired again, drop by not the biggest punches. Look at it not the biggest pundits was dropping because gas was going down. He came out that route he had A. Great but last bolt energy like fuck maybe and he beat the today share. He got my boy be a right. You look at it one or two ways. Go out like I'm going fucking guys like a machine and just run out there and start shooting. And he showed me it was cool man Fuck Y'all Mario. You're saying, but if I shoot him ou back right. He had nothing to lose at that point. So it's like. I'm a risk taker. Do here. Do other options like you said, like you know what this going to run out of gas I found just keep them on his heart stick. Take Off For four or five rows is bachelor. I liked that I liked that that method better man he should have just kept them at the end of the project. Is he starts to lunge in with his left Hook at times. You know when he needs to try to get his opponent I think he would have. Got Him go with a stiff jab in a right. A I would have never wanted him to be in there in the pocket where we're perfect commend I was shorter arms in the pocket I that come up Defense Merrill might this shit? Bro, that's that's a no no bro. Somebody a bunch of all. And knock you fuck out man you think more like a defensive show when you're tired maybe you could absorb some punches man off the ropes. But yeah, you got to know how to use dead are you can't just stick with it? In certain situations, real quick champ I got a Benfit Lico says champ. Fight Colleen Mahan triple piece emoji. That's my dream fight. Who's calling me Han? Anybody. Know who Kelly Miana's going to have to look that up Yeah Ken says Shutout Chat. Bka. All Day oh. Let's go champ. Look at it Yup. Bottomless Kompyang. Brother. And that that's for the super chats right now, I'll find out who the heck is Kylie me Han. Up. Your Cold Get back to work saying no problem Chapman as always, thanks for joining us. Thank you. Appreciate you. Got You the best. Thank. No pile. Yeah. Right. All right. Okay. Me You know this guy is. He's forty two and six, thirty, two Cao's from New Zealand six, five, eighty, one, inch reach my man looks like. He's like a straight up hitman got their serious look on the box rick. Oh snap. He fought Joseph Parker last. So. That's I guess that's the guy that Joseph Parker Tko last. Well. Let's see we gotta get back to the callers I. Know We got Steve, with a boomerang from seven, hundred, four what up. A. Boomerang seven. Going wants. Twice intrigue. Up. You are there now Steve All right intrigue in Atlanta. May. Now. Steve's ready. Sorry about that Intrigue Steve. With up Hey what's going on? Yeah. Hey, thanks seven four shutout to him. I WanNa tell you said clay was listening to your show I. Kinda agree with that other key I think it might be difficult. But if he could get over here and hook up with one of the trainers over here. I. Think he has a lot of potential. You know he's alive dog in the ring. I see him gone places you know if he if he can do that. I don't know how difficult that is from you know to try to. Come over here but Another I wanted to say man, where's all your UK super chats or UK cash that they were saying they're sending You. You. You know you you granted them a you K- fire today, and I don't see any low for you man what's going on with that? What do you mean? I granted them did you not think Luther Klay well? He really good. I picked them. All right. So why is it? A UK US thing I'm you do thought he did good I picked Congo but I thought he did good and deserve to be highlighted not because he's from the UK. And I would like to see you get yet but you get a lot of. But you get a lot of people say, Oh, so you're going to defend it that way you get a lot of people send you in stuff when it's American and that. Now you WANNA, twist the narrative are I man I hear you I hear you got a weird obsession with the UK and that's cool. y'All do y'all got this thing. But keep in mind we had to American gas last night courtesy of Steve in Chicago I mean I don't understand like we're. Lovejoy on all the time we had the boy from Woo Hoo. Your Boise Coffee Coffee I mean. I don't go the division here like look clay is from the UK, right and Britney is from America. Raise from America `save your was from the UK and he was dillion whites trainer this Delia whites post fight week to a big knockout we're having Christine Lopez. She's from Colorado USA boxing coach. You know American Jose. Knee. Eva's is here living in America Puerto Rico. I. Don't know what you mean. Do you in your head right because I'm trying. To remain international you know we're talking about everybody now obviously, we can't talk about everybody because we don't know but I mean Klay did well, birds not about America or UK Dhamma Jesse who is trying to petition for splitting heavyweight division. He was American Felix Alvarado was what Nicaraguan I'm. I mean I'm not understanding this obsession that you guys got let. Oh So much energy for nothing. Back to benefit the leak on the Super Chess Khalif for bruce strapped MGM Dumi TV. It's one thirty am