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"dick fishing" Discussed on Weird AF News

Weird AF News

06:06 min | 4 months ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Weird AF News

"Wrapped around my neck. Isn't it fun swimming in florida. You should join me. Apparently these pena snakes have extremely poor eyesight. So maybe that'll make you feel better than in other words. They're not gonna discriminate when they crawl up up an orifice. They thought it was a cave. Turns out at somebody's Bunghole the name translates of blind ones. Actually casein leans means blind ones in latin. Because apparently it can't see that's what you want a snake that also can't see. The beena snake has a pair of sensory. Tentacles between its is who that's freaky. Tentacles between the eyes in the nostril that helps it detect food which it snatches up with dozens of needle like teeth though needle teeth and it's blind doesn't know what it's biting. Good news for florida swimmers and vacationers. Now never fear. The florida fish and wildlife conservation commission says these penis fisher completely harmless. What are they doing in florida. How did they get there. They just jumped off a plane. That was coming from columbia. It was one of those drug planes coming up from south america. The drug planes. They arrive in florida. Mostly that's the gateway drug state. I would say says you're the first penis. Fish was that was found in the same canal. Two years ago allowed scientists to conduct a dna comparison and several other specimens were recently pulled from the shallow water outside the miami international airport. Proving that these new pena's fish were of the type flown type clinic. Dis maidens species. I i don't even think. I said that correctly by whatever i'm not a scientist it doesn't matter i'm aware news host. Okay can expect me to pronounce these difficult scientific terms to describe what really we should just just all call addict fish. That's what we should just call it. Why not just it a dick fish and of course it goes to florida because if you're a penis fish let's say like where's the place i can go. Where people just are used to see penises out in public. Oh the state of florida. Yeah they're used to seeing penises. They just whip them out at bus stops outside of chick. Fillets outside of rehab just penises everywhere outside the post office. I think i might feel comfortable in a state where people are just whipping up penises. Left and right anyways people will see me and they won't be offended at all the welcome me. The pena's fish a florida man washed ashore while trying to walk to new york city on the water in his homemade flotation device. A florida man's startled beachgoers when he washed ashore inside a hybrid bubble running wheel device. The man identified as rizza. Baluchi washed ashore in flagler county on the east coast of florida. He was inside a large barrel type device which appeared to have flotation buoy attached to each end. The county sheriff's office posted photos of this strange vessel on facebook. I recommend you take a look at it. It looks like a giant hamster wheel with floating on it. I don't know what would make you think that this device could go a thousand miles on the ocean on the ocean. You gotta be an idiot to think that you're going to get anywhere with this. Let's get some more information though. Maybe this guy's an oceanographer. Maybe he's got some science background. Maybe he's a techie person in. Maybe he's tried this out in his swimming pool for several months. And maybe it works. Just maybe he just had a bad day. Here's a quote from the sheriff's office. The occupant advised that he left the saint augustine area yesterday the head to new york but came across some complications that brought him back to shore. Yeah yeah the complications are this stupid device that he made those are the complications. The thing doesn't look like it works. Man here's some more from the sheriff. Well you know the. Us coastguard was contacted and arrived on the scene to take over the case and ensure that the vessel was a cg compliant for the safety moving forward. Yeah it's not it's definitely not compliant too. Anything just looks like something. He made in his basement with boys that he stole from the local harbor. The media reported that baluchis aim was to run on water to run on water. It's so funny that you think you could do that. Run on water to the northern. Us or to bermuda. He didn't specify new york he was like. Oh somewhere in the north. Maybe maybe i'll end up in bermuda yet because you know you can't steer this thing baluchi you idiot. Where are you going with. I don't know either. The north or the south or wherever the waves. Take me. because this thing ain't going to work. I got no control on this thing. I got no control. I'm just gonna run on it and see where it takes me. I brought a backpack full of fig. Newton should last me several days. No die out there in bermuda somewhere. In the triangle there baluchi tried to go north instead. He ended up thirty miles south. Oh man your family's so proud. Baluchi make a browde guessing e single. Why jones josie well first of all. This looks like it took them months to build. And nobody's gonna know partner is going to let you do this. There's just no way just no way because you just look at this thing and you know this is gonna you're gonna drown sir. You get nowhere in this. I wouldn't let a hamster take this out to the beach and we got a quote from this guy baluchi. He says my goal is to not only raise money for homeless people. Raise money for the coast. God raise money for the police department. Raise money for the fire department. Raise money for the public service. You know they do it for safety and they help other people. Yeah all that money you were going to raise for them was spent in them. Saving your dumb ass sir. You better give you better. Cut them a check man because you raised zero dollars and they had to spend money to save you. Here's another quote from him. I will show people anything you want to do. You do it. Don't listen..

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"dick fishing" Discussed on The Trash

The Trash

08:43 min | 6 months ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on The Trash

"They're all in the c- cat fishing. I'm not what i seem. Catfish with catfish is that was so lazy. but i did it. We watch catfish. Everybody's okay. I know that song was Was in the name of the group sneaker. Something like that three. We know the name of the band. I don't remember okay. I've taught me. It was like some some like that snakes. Whatever it was somebody that my dad probably listened to While we watch catfish again. Starring the creepy neef showman. And max with the gray hair and then later on guests people. Because like max wanted to have an actual film career and not just hang out with bitch ass nieves schulman. So using nieve is the creepy. One yeah i guess. Yeah because we'll need was the one that initially got catfish than they made the documentary about his car. What watched his him getting cafes. And i was laying really catfish right like you thought you were talking to a family. That just happened to one person but like it's not like you fell in love. It's not like you said it's seems like you got off light brown. You know what. I never actually watched his them the movie. I only want. I thought it was going to be like some fucked up share where he likes to gays dude. It really wasn't that bad for him. That's why i think he's like creepy and kind of lame. Also the way he reacts the things is he's like but what if true love does exist in. Max is like no you fucking idiot and some greedy dude in his basement. Talking to this guy nice is way better. Max is a filmmaker. Automakers are not aso's you're just like life is shit. I mean there's a reason why he was like completely gray by like twenty seven just in past all the time and i liked it but he was the only one that was real with the people on cabbage. So i guess if listeners don't know i don't know how you wouldn't know what catfish is it's a show don't know a catfish is stop listening to this podcast alienate you here. I can walk out of you know. Sorry i'm trying new aggressive thing. In twenty years one of the micronesian islands and they don't have access to any hawes. Catfish is a show where nieve schulman in his friend. Max who. I can't remember his last name in my phone just died so i can't look it up. Wine field probably They help people who are in online relationships. Come face to face with the person they've been talking to and nine times out of ten. It's not the person they've been talking to or if it is the person they've been talking to. It's like not a real circumstance. So yeah max joseph. That can't be as real name. No i think that is to first. Name's max joseph is a serial killer never mind. I definitely like match more. I think he's of a realist. Yeah and he's a he's older. I think so yeah. Great orissa gray hair style. Style just went great ruling. Oh i know people that were like completely gray by like twenty two. I thought he was like fifty. I just assumed i was like you is good. That's what i was thinking. I wish my hair falling out much gray hair than no hair. Yeah yeah damn this venture and now. It's all good because that reminds me. Well i have. I have hair for you. Andy so just lift through my hair. That reminds what's okay. I don't really want asian hair anyway. All black hair anyway. There's a term called a hat fishing. Which is where bald. Men only wear hats in their profile pictures and dating pictures and then when they meet the girl. The girl's like you're bald. I've been do you. What does that matter as much unless their heads ugly like their faces still the same right like did they cut and then and then if you're doing it that way then like dental there there's always a potential of getting dick fish right because you don't know what they're packing you can have a micro pitas. Morale is being. Dick fished true micro penises. One of those words are those things that sounds way cooler than what it is a micro pena's anyways this is insane. I'm just saying okay. Take out the takeout. It means in. Just the word micro pena sounds kind of like a cool word right placed with me today so whatever. It doesn't sound cooler. That microchip doesn't but microchip sounds cool. Micro micro thing. I don't know but it sounds Micronesia like my robots microbe microbe maxine eve Catfish yeah so We watched a bunch of episodes before in one of my favorite episodes was with machine gun. Kelly there have been a lot of celebrities on the show and I was told that. Andy watched an episode with a celebrity guest. So shall we just jump right in. Yeah which one lane daugaard charlotte god with an arrow his. His name always intrigued me. My like the guy. 'cause it's like a rapper. Yeah it's never he. He's you know he's a more of a personality. But it's a rapper name. It's kinda cool. But it's so cocky. Means the god. Now i don't know that's it now i mean i'm just saying i'm just saying tell us a little bit about the episode. Only episode you watched So the girl gets catfish ultimately they found out that it's another woman who happens lupus and her husband is in and then this couple is just like fishing girl who was like a daughter of of a crackhead who literally like had sex to get crack and they should or prevent your cat fishing her. That's fucked up. And then the funny thing was what they were like talking to each other and the catfish. What's her name is miracle. I remember that child name right. She's alive after all. She says she said her didn't know she was pregnant. A delay came out. I thought it was a. She thought it was a tumor. Jesus christ like i gotta get like why you named miracle she's I don't know what else happened. That's like psychologically fucking with your kid logically fucking with your kid before they're even born because later on you gotta tell them what. Yeah i thought you were a tumor like you know all the shit hole the best that you can save your kid starts. Tumor do not off.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on The Old Man League

The Old Man League

05:25 min | 9 months ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on The Old Man League

"All right we ready for three again chronological order guys. This is spicy though Longtime listener first-time caller. I need to explain the origins of the vampire. Facial google search requests There's not actually too much of a story to it. It was just me and my girlfriend manners driving around. I remember where we were going to. We passed by cosmetic surgery place. And they're sign out front. Just said vampire facials all this headed dude even say that they were offering images proclaimed vampire. Facials i had never heard that term. Neither had she and within a couple of seconds of seen it. I knew immediately that i needed to request. It be searched up on the podcasts. So i made a note of it and send it in. That's all there was Thanks for the great podcast. Keep it up guys. Okay thank you for a great message. Let me preface. i love spice. I love manners. They are great additions to our community is a pretty convenient excuse. I dunno i was flattered. I'm like man. They're thinking about us while they're driving around and only when people think like twisted shit though they're like. Oh yeah we're to get these people talk about this driving dunkin donuts and thinking like i wonder what the chocolate frosted yeah man. I saw the most beautiful garden today and it made me think about you guys racial. I love. I've actually known him for quite a while. He's a super good dude. I can't believe that somebody just posted that with no explanation. But maybe i love it. Well unfortunately boys it's gonna go downhill from here because now they're tricking us into something that's safe but also makes you just want to double over. Yeah we've moved onto dick fish. Okay so all right in the final one again from monkey. Dul from aaron. It is a text message and the question was. What are some of your best saint patrick's day memories the question. We remember them. And there's my issue and let me just go first. Because i'm the lame one i don't i. I'm not a huge party guy either. So i i really don't think i mean i've gone pubs or whatever a saint patrick's day but nothing. Anything ever crazy for me so my lean s answers. Probably like i'm sad. Because the shamrock shakes are almost done. How you're you're you're opening a door that you don't need to open right now. I'll do it. She works by mcdonald's an i. And that's.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

The Stuttering John Podcast

07:14 min | 11 months ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on The Stuttering John Podcast

"To everybody should already one good as gold job with the band Richard coste Mark p with the badge lapidary leper Sherry age Nikki be with the badge L. Robin stage dog world Tony macaroni. Who else we got Karen where the dawn mask is here. And Michelle prestin and Carol Goldsmith. Let's see chest flexor is here John, It's the dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner. That's good. I like that one. Hey, my mom is she hello, Mom. Love you mark don't see Jon's face off to the side know this is straight on not like with David Muir who's always like this. You can never see this now. You can never see this nostril always like this Sherry age Leslie play fair with Robert Myers my good buddy with the badge generally in New York City 212. All right. So there's the link PayPal. John Melendez ink, I'll just I'll take that down now and okay, so we have a very very very important show why is because we have now cover a wait. I really got a Super Chat. Thank you so much Mark p John thanks for the Adam hunger. I think he means Hunter John. Thanks for the Adam Hunter be on the balcony yesterday great cast and great work on your part highly recommend people sign up for John's patreon you back to YouTube patreon YouTube member. Thank you Mark be for the $5. I thought it was a very great show with a deponent hunter Kimberly sofas here from Canada Adam Hunter and I discussed our OCD and it was really really, you know, it was awesome. So you guys should become patriotic members. Hello Diane Brazilian dick fish. I know somebody I think care and somebody care in that's a helicopter followed macaron. Somebody was complaining. That on patreon the link wasn't working now I went on patreon and it was working fine for me Mark P Nikki be wasn't working for him for you. If she said it might be her browser, but she stopped a patreon and became a YouTube member instead cuz it worked on YouTube. I don't know. I post the same link. It's unlisted. It's only for patreon and Jew people. That's the only people I'm going to do those shows for Eric run said did you answer any of the Riley Martin phone calls John wet Riley Martin phone calls. I did not receive any how could I answer a phone call that I never received. It worked fine for all you guys. Yeah, I think it was some there was something wrong with on her end because because it was if it's worth it for me as well. I went back and clicked on it. I hate to see anybody disappointed because you know, I obviously I appreciate all you guys and I appreciate that you enjoy this, New Jersey. Jano Sturgill, it's 219. Stay away from negative people 2020 stay away from positive people. There you go John's on fight. Yeah. I'm Sally Beaver with the Badgers here. Yeah. You should become patreon members that patreon.com / John Melendez. I mean slash Stuttering John patreon.com Stuttering John and I was a little late. I did do my hike I do my hikes on Saturday mornings and Tuesday mornings before the show. Matt Kang instincts with the 99 cent super sticker. I do those because you know, well, I'm I'd like to work out four to five times a week. This hike is not easy. It's fifty minutes long. Most of it is Jill and it's long uphill like steep uphill Julie Swenson. Hola que tal me Amiga. Karen was darn masks YouTube didn't like the patronage. Without me joining. No worries. It works now with the YouTube membership. That was you Karen. Yeah. I don't I don't know why that is weird because it work with everybody else and it worked with me. But anyway, so I got home and I've been trying to get in touch with dr. Dena Grayson cuz I want to find out I told you guys earlier that my friend had I tested I waited three days after or four days after exposure from him and I was negative for my friends were also negative one of those friends with positive, but everybody else was negative, but my kids are still afraid but I talked to dr. Dena Grayson to clarify. She said if you're you don't have any symptoms in them and a span from the time that you saw him and you already tested negative. You'll be fine. Tell the kids come over you wear a mess. They wear a mask open the windows and doors and everyone can be fine wage is good. Cuz the tree is welding. So I want them to open a gift. So I'm going to just say guys. All wear masks of State ten feet away from you just open your freaking gifts so I can throw this tree out anyway, so Thursday, we have a lot going on. Of course. I mean we are witnessing the worst thing that any of us good as gold and are you a 65? I'm fifty-five have witnessed in American politics Ted Cruz is now circulating a letter. To try and get the Republican Senators to vote against Joe Biden's Victory. This is this is the sixth seditious treasonous traitorous bullshit that I've ever ever experienced. Why because they want to appease the biggest con artist that we've ever had. as a president It boggles the mind when you have Josh Hawley and all and now a hundred and forty Congress men and women who are going to try and disadvantaged Joe Biden's Electoral College win. This is unprecedented people and this is Criminal and those Republican Senators and Congress people should be held accountable. I'm serious..

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Yadadamean

Yadadamean

06:47 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Yadadamean

"To the story that he wants Dick for rob had around one day. A Push Robin like ten vicious out of this appointment. What's up? Ah We're okay so the article does go beyond that. These are quote unquote aging creatures since they've been dated back three hundred million in years some old as Dick's ever found twenty five years old as legal the seventeen year old fucking in keep warm but they don't know the oldest one because of course underground on the ground most of their lives cut it in half of Cops Luck and rings Dettori hold my man. They base it off the throat measurements our next door down with the next time. Okay just. I'm back in two or three. Ten inches coach under fire for taking high school. Students tried again color. You want you get one chance lift in the show ends. Ah Okay coach under fire for taking high school soccer team to hooters after a loss reserve. Goddamn Yeah Hey. That's not a law. That the fucking win. That's a win with the fuck. I wish I was on the losing team. Hell Yeah I'll go to. Who can listen every week? Coach has the right mindset when their spirits are lowered. Take them to somewhere. Where their penises shit raised? Our technical difficulties has died. I I did. y'All come here but we can't. We can't hear me now are saying this coach has right because then his team lost so then when their spirits are lowered he takes place where their penises are raised. Dick fish man I right now. I'm fucking moving on with this story. Okay so according to Newsweek dot Com so lake George High School team. We're on a on a undefeated season. And so they lost in a the three to zero against the blackbirds for the coach. So then the coach decided to cheer up the ten and decided to take him to hooters. which would lead to an emergency meeting at the fitness center versus eating emergency emergency meeting or for more or less rarely like why about some point? You know fucking these guys are very common Dawson. And they'll just go to hooters as a kid friendly family kid a family restaurant ranch Raunchy mid no okay so just like a bad wind place in the waitress might be cute and the worst thing that can happen at hooters like a hotdog falls between and I like. It's it's it's has a weird reputation that has nothing like real life always a fucking hot place and the waitresses are Kinda cute. It's about it. There's no fucking back door shenanigans going on and I don't know where it came from. I've been there a couple couple times and every time I would just like these are all right. Jesus Laura's put these aren't bizarre for sure hot wings Zerorez the menu. Maybe about you know. Oh man okay. So that's the story keeps saying. The article says the notification Ford The meeting stated that dinner was quoted as not In our athletic program and school community values. What a bullet points is saying you? I can't take the fucking kids to hooters. Apparently saw the I think it's just the reality of the act of taking some much kids to supposedly really Raunchy plays which it isn't at all just taking chucky cheeses. Fuck Vietnamese coffee show. That's Raunchy. ooh Older San Jose about that. But here's San Jose Vietnamese coffee shops. Look at an area down. Slide scared border the San Francisco slide on it hit me up into Dan's. We'll hit Vietnamese Coffee Shop Aliyah. You'll be smoking hookah and drinking coffee. I don't know AH UNTIL THE COPS rate it fucking illegal gambling machines Addicott the calls for a while the good ones. It's all legit. Now we're going to the audience. Okay so has the story keeps going into the studio. Superintendent of the school said that Action has been taken but they refused to comment on the specifics of what happened or hot wings. The boys the boys Google the Did KBOI things and they went home. That's what happened. It's fucking hooters. Restaurants Fucking Pink Panther Pink. Elephants is that it pink everything around much being around here. Yeah again unless the says that the coach did the coach helped the soccer team for thirty seven years. So Damn at the law of you just want us to wings right. That is immoral fogo evangelical. You can't win suck anyway right. That was punishment overall. That's what's God. I got out there just like a west coast thing whatever all right next one. Excellent Lord.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

12:44 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"Getting you have to see these picks. Yes Good God man. You could smuggle a boot in Virginia. Okay that's how it sounded good to me. Well anyway she is she. She gets fat injections into each of her lips. Oh Wow yes that's really good. I'll tell her while. She says that her Pussy Lips are now horribly uneven and one side seems continuously swelling walking up now. The doctor said there's nothing to worry about. But I mean if that's the same fucking doctor who's done all of this fucking surgery to her. Then fuck I would worry felder statue. What did you do to her pussy? I filled up with helium. Fix It with fix a flat just a little bit of nitrous just a little bit was she says she loves her fucking cushion and their because of the trampoline. Poon you know we all know twats cushions. She has her lips done her her blessed her boobs she has She has like seven or eight Brazilian butt but laughs and injections you really. You really have a deep seated hatred I would say hatred by you. Don't really like it when people go overboard the plastic surgery to you. You're taking personally. I don't know why such an asshole. Why'd you go that far? I don't know why because it's like I feel bad it's like why. Why do you hate yourself so much and then you see what they look like before like you were so pretty? I don't understand well and the people make fun of them and she's she's like well. I don't care I mean it's like you hate yourself that much you're like I'm going to spend over one hundred thousand dollars who try to make me look beautiful and they just look like just whatever she you're getting like like Horrified reaction yes very true. You have to have that Outlook like it's about Ahmad because if you had seen so many they got body minded even if you thought it was completely fucking grotesque. Whatever Robert is you still would go out vitamin D two? Whatever you watch your same thing? Same thing it's the same thing. It's getting a forked. Talk getting a ridiculous set of Fuckin- triple Z. Bubis and some fat injections in your big giant Pussy. Let me show you. These are the first I pictures on the website. Okay yeah you know okay. Now wait till I will get to you. I'm GONNA show you those are some really fat fucking Upper Lips. I'm GONNA say honestly I like a catcher's Mitt. What are you talking hit? I like to shave. Yeah but I know that this shape shoots. That's that is a nice fat pussy. That Dad looks why. It's like the triangular bottom of a bathing suit. But it's got like fucking walking. Okay we're inches of padding on whatever snow throw the Pussy Parts not bother me. The Pussy parts not bothered. Oh it she. She actually really has a good shave. You know as ratio you know if if it just wasn't so altered looking I yeah if that's the way she looked Adriano about it. Fine if you WANNA if you WanNa leave me for something like that then current head. I started a little more fuel under fire relief. Thank you know you just anybody who died shit like that but but honestly was he doesn't bother me at all doesn't bother me whatsoever about afraid. I'm not afraid. No you're not afraid. That's you know you're not afraid of anything. Well it's not completely true several things I completely clearly. You know I don't like them and you know we'll do it but her pussies not one of them. I just it smack it. How smack it? You could fuck and kicking feel okay. Maybe that's maybe that's a good thing you could using as a step up ladder. Ace your like one of the. Oh one of the things was cliff cliff Or those wall climbers you know they have like malls and shit but the the Little Lake Najah rules that they put on the wall like the fake rock walls. Yeah Yeah Yeah the Rockwall to portable robbo equality. Yeah I mean probably has a real name but we just don't know what it is 'cause yeah we did have a rock climbers body as a guy that holds the rope tomato. Yes sure yeah no tied to him. We'll be fine. That's fine well since it is almost Christmas. Miss and coming from a Christian website Apparently demonic spirits. Make you watch porn obviously. Yeah it's not your fault it's it's evil demonic spirits that tempt you with lust okay. That's definitely legitimate one. They also say that. Halloween candy is cursed by Satanist. And we know that true as well because those kids get all hyper when they eat it. You don't understand then. They get mad when they can't we have it. It's like a drug. The Steve Satanists poisoning our children. You've lost the I mean you really have. I never had it. Yeah okay. There's this young kid. He was convinced he was a convicted victim shooter. In an incident and the tech the detective was taunting him on camera with Lube. said he's going to need a lot of this. He's going uh-huh boy. You'RE GONNA eat a lot of this. You're going to be like sweetest thing and you're really just gained by the fact that the COBB actually had lube with him like you're walking right pass at why. Why did the cop hat loop have lube the life wise at in your pocket holster throughout you cannot give me one good reason? Give me one good reason why you got on you say well. That's their chat officer. Sir fucking Frank. What what's your problem? Why do you have that? The body have any search Yeah you just over at the pink pussycat getting little purchase. Well I'm just saying. Throw them in the bag. Sometimes what is it. What are you watching? The you know the security footage jerking off to it. It's kind of a weird thing that spanking new. I like watching men be locked up stuck in a room together So Hot God. That's wild card so I could do what I love Josh. As sobriety bars are becoming really popular are really started on texting. Yeah heard I've heard of them bars at yes have no alcohol. Yeah it's places where you can you can just go and so play pool and smoke smoke cigarettes or weed or whatever and smoking weed would be technically sober. Yeah no no alcoholic ours. Is that what you mean. Yeah not yeah okay. That'd be a good idea to smoke weed at at the center of our strike that as well I'm just saying you know maybe a little intensive-care if if maybe now also we there what do you could. You're really tech. I'm just telling you but you can socialize there and and not drink. So basically that's business plan is is attracted on drinkers. Pray for people who are having a tough time would Friday. The holidays are are really tough for a lot of people trying to get over it. It's a look that so you can go and still hang out and party but not well. It's it's it's it's being that we don't track. I completely understand that however I don't want to stay home I really WANNA go out but I really have a problem going out to discern blazes because it's just people are still going to be two drugs. VASSAR probably. You know it's just it's hard to walk away for Braley nightclub. Oh whatever reason but it does have the potential become like the biggest place to score. Because you're just like oh I know somebody wants something out there. No shirt. That's like where the drug dealer rose to really make a twig. I need some money. Quick where can go sober bar. I I could sell this whole bottle of fucking pills. One go just one shot. Oh Oh my God what they are. They'll take him. I'll call Dr King is on the way out. It'll be here Jif. Oh God uh that's horrible about sorry I just learned brought it down there. This thing that this nice little thing it Richard me up a little bit and militant vegetarian completely. Change your lifestyle after she got knocked up with kid number three. She tried a burger for the first time in decades and now she owns her own pasteurized pig farm. And she's butcher allergy cruelty free beans. Well well she. She became dangerously Nimick and thought that Hey Burgers GonNa fix me. Oh animals are life. Well you know that's what she doesn't and she he says she wants to know That these animals are slaughtered. Ethically and humanely sit on that pita. Yeah and you know. It's it's super hard to be. I can't even imagine I really love me. and whatever eat attack but but that's me too hard it is to be like for my perspective. Just I I would have to really pay attention to what I was doing and like eating the right shit to make sure sure I get the right nutrient man. Yes they WANNA work. It'd be very difficult head. I wouldn't be able to eat cow and and cheese and eggs and things exited love. Yes yeah well I mean you could eat the fake ones her Vegan Chicken Wings refunded me. Really I've tasted some Vegan stuff and come. I got his just like no. It doesn't well fuck of you meeting. I mean obviously all the shit that you're hearing what these impossible this burgers that you know people. I'm sure they do. Tastes like meat version. I don't why why would I just give be my regular shitty meat. I mean I fuck in Burger you put God knows what in to make. It tastes like meat. I don't know what you did to it. Obviously it's highly processed anyway so if I'm going to have something it's Shitty for me I'm GONNA eat the Goddamn Regular Burger. Yeah would vacant the extra special sauce. You know what I'm saying. Why why why am I gonNA fucking eat something shitty? And it's coach made out of vegetables. What did I do that for? Why what is the Poi- to hear how some Broccoli let's twelve thousand cheese on a A? Hey yeah well okay got quite to say but okay anyway. We're going to go now. At least pose are things that are like come out. Oh wait a magical burger. The magic very tangible vegetarian burgers are like what did you. What did you what? What kind of ship did you put it? This wiser Weiser drippy. What is that exactly like? A what does it smell like a pussy her period Korea to know. Just Gimme a regular Shitty Puckett Burger. Yeah at least I know what that is. That's cow hotdog Boakye. I'll eat lipson isis. You there you go about picky here for the time being. I'M GONNA go.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

06:34 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"Mark more stick your that. INNKEEPER BAGEL fat worm. He's got that GRUB. No I know it Alexa. I'd subway somebody had to like somebody had to have seen his Dick Times like the entire town the entire fishing sheikh villa. He's the town that's saying we see Dick all the time. He's always got it out you dave. You're at as we also your take a cheaper Bob Mark Wherever revoke your name is Dick. Fish fucking smells related to animal. Well after after a storm hit the area the sea of cock washed ashore no surprise there delicacy in Japan and Korea. They're like Dick takes us. Yeah us every reason usually eaten raw dog with salt and lime or Cookie Zhang if he if he looked like a cock it good food for your Cock Oak. Chimbu I mean into the icing on the cake. The dishes known as Ho in Japan and Korea which is kind of funny Ho letter gets other animals. That would've been a good one to get. I'm sorry but if they had a thunder cat and I would've done the thunder cat over the Damu a I. Just you've really choose strange. Strange things thanks stuff like you. But that's okay because it's all like you know like I said that somewhere else. Getting stupid. Shed may go is whatever that's right. Yeah you gotta live with it now. So things Li Permanent Marxists talent. You Gotta learn your lesson scars her on the inside right the show. That's worked out good for me so now okay here okay. Well if I'm okay okay. Then I'm okay realize what selling here but Getting back to this thing. I mean it's a good thing to other animals like to fucking go chomping on the Dick Fish because we're GONNA help clean it up now. The guy really the low the like the fish the local fishing in wildlife guy. He he was talking to the news and he said Said Oh no the Weenie. Worms are getting stranded again. We don't call them weenie worms anymore though. The animals scientific just did the the animal scientifically known as urge a-list COPA whatever. Whatever says now has the more dignified common name of fat fat innkeepers worm which doesn't change what? It closely resembles. Alas it sounds a lot more regal Japanese probably who ooh yeah but that my mouth fat innkeepers were maybe someone into the fat innkeeper worm thing you gave you the seeds horrible. Maybe there's like little Asian girls to she was is worse. Giddy was nasty. It does definitely look like the kid says you. We all lived in got the sweater on it and everything we al His look we got you know nine hundred eighty five yard of last week. It's new okay. There's this there's another another chick who assist with the fuck doll plastic surgery lookalike Kinda thing. She looks more like a blow up. Doll Okay Hey obvious. But she's obviously got body dismore Fiat. Which is where people are like obsessed with the change in their body diagnosed separate? You tell her she's got Oh save it. You look funny any keep plugging to a chip. You look funny. She's the second woman That had that I've you've that I've read about that. Wants to have a super fat pussy. She yes. She was at the world's fattest pussy. That's a fucking mighty statement. They're now because I've seen some monster fucking author's rights away to see these pictures. Really Yeah bubble. Snatch is twenty four years old and a chance. I'm calling her. Well it's filter. SNATCHES COUSIN BUBBLE SACH. I'VE IS COUSIN BUBBLE LOUIS. Good doctor feltler snatch I blue emergency room kill each starts at a waffle. Can you tell us restraint. PELS your statue of all at a pickle pours the piglet never won. I think it was funny. My head yeah. A lot of things are spots anyway. The chickens twenty four years old and she looks like she's forty six year old at blow up doll. That's been over inflated and then reused again a couple of times say yes I mean her fucking her her beach ball size. BOOBS are uneven. Like one is noticeably bigger and the other one expired maybe she always wanted one. What uneven move Google Google it? Maybe maybe the exact way. I'm just expressing myself. That's all right I just I want. I want basically my husband's always bang I. Gotcha fuck fuck doll. So I figured if I looked like wine maybe he'd be interested Eh. He must be interested in this. Look the look is really what yet you know. Whatever well her baseball mid sized meet pocket makes her feel L.? More confident she says allows her to express herself artistically or saying media. We're talking puffy right. We're talking live at Shirley talk like are they piercingly via and hangings awaits relevant to give you that extra beefy look. She loves to wear Yoga Pants like White Yoga Pants. That's an shit and showed off it. Looks like she's fucking packing a dick and balls. It's a huge. You fucking just raw job. You're afraid of that W Fred of it could be you work your way right through that what okay. And it's no surprise. She's having complications with this monstrosity. fucking knuckle okay you got. I can't kick facts. You know why you keep.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

02:40 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"Admit it but you are constantly being suspended while some stuff is just fucking stupid. Not Even my God damn fault. So you're you're you're just fucking firing back at at the book. Read your heart suck suck it. Then I mean they are kind of draconian rules about nipple play at all or the weird things they suspend people for and all of that not to match in Chatham Eating Weird Shit that they do at the end of the day. Don't don't play with their toy having. Yeah I know right now but I liked there. What are you GonNa do what you gotta do? It's fucking toy. They make the rules with their toy. So if you don't like said toy don't give them back their ball go home. It's what you're going to have to do really I mean you could complain till obviously it worked in this case elected artists go. No well. I'm not a nipple artist Chris. I know you're at appropriate or we're going to have everybody just up in all my costumes. We're just gonNA walk around going. This is not yeah. Well that's exactly exam making fun of people. Well you are no. It wasn't too. Yeah so what are you GonNa do. Nothing that's what I'm talking about candidate handed off if you can do well. Thanks to David. ATTENBOROUGH's Blue Planet Series on Discovery Channel. Okay they just. I supposed to know this now David at road you're on net flicks. Is that what you're saying. I know it's on Discovery Channel Channel. I believe Blue Plan Anyway. There might be a both now. Who knows well? He introduced us to the penis. Fish daft will thousands of washed up on the on Drake's beach in California and it's rubbing the locals the wrong way we've had a god Damn Dick Fish and fascination whole God Damn Bay is full of looking at Dick's out the band the every we gotTa Bay full of other fucking decks did like a crate of Dodos fall into the voter well. They look like Reddish Reddish pink and Tan. Dick's the look like flabby hawks. Oh sad floppy car but the actual actual name of this animal is the fat innkeepers worm. Yeah swear to God Dick Fish so we used to call the mark we really. That was his name. Marcus he got a butthurt about it. Funny Look at debt and what we see them. Virtually all said that that looks just like.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

06:23 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"Get your earth for some wine as a gift it makes great gift or town really does either way. Okay Yeah if you want to get it. Sure we're not selling billion to these new usually LA couple dozen people. Maybe want it anyway and I promise this is being the last frigging time that I talk about this person. I swear real last time but first of all we started with this transgender woman who sued trying sued the Salaam for not waxing balls. What yeah did you know the J.? She just wanted a bollocks love nuts I need them wax please. Whoa then she and then she got up pissed off because she lost she lost lawsuit then she went on to try artists? Who someone else for discrimination? That didn't work either. Now she's trying to She's trying to sue a gynecologist who refused to see. See Her okay do not have a vagina. Gynecologist work on Vaginas. You have a cock and balls what the fuck do you expect. Where do you want the spectrum to go pumkin? You WanNa go up your ass. Then that's a proctology and that's still not even Ghana colleges worked up about archer. I am fucking Stephen. You just WanNa live my life as a woman Katie. I just want to assu everybody. I don't know why you're selling anti living my life without this. I I doubt this person even fucking wants to be award. I think they're just like I'm GonNa do this and I'm going to try to sue super discrimination web so I can get money honestly. Don't even give a shit and I really don't like being a woman but I'm just trying to do this so I can get cash. Well you know for hot. I felt felt bad about the whole. Not being able to get your two axed because having Nice I do golf ball. Sack is is nice. Sometimes Dolphins Dolphins I don't know if I would ever want to get my balls whack so I'm just thinking it's a weird thing to try to stretch out and hold tight. No why don't we do. I've got I've got no negative strips already at the house. You warm up between your hands so I do what you're not supposed to do. One Strip together Kabila's her is that she used the military cream and slather everything up and wipe goes the hair. Come on. We'll like hold a tight tight and like you can hold it all apply and then just like bandages. Why is it just one L. Strip white goes the hair to wipe goes the hair? It sounds kind of gross. The hair it is Kinda cursor all. There's no doubt it's completely new thing you guys. Instead of that boom goes the dynamite wipe goes the hair. I have the worst mental image of. I think most efficient way I ever found to do it. I haven't done that in a long time time but I know but it's like you don't grow hair anymore it's weird it's great I don't really grow never really thought that Harry no neither neither am I. which is I did it kind of works out that way? You know it's really weird is that I have which I have room on the my Chin and yet I don't really grow out here now. You had like five. Save hairs on your chest. I grow hair FIDO my head. I guess grow hair but you know what I mean just in weird places. I mean no night and we're believes but I mean like you don't really grow on your body that you grow it on your head and your Chin like your face but that's about it your chin yet. The kind of funny I see you had a has beard tucked into his shirt when he came out of the bathroom. How's it Oh my God you could you beard at that? He's like what am in a foot of his shortages. No I didn't and I was like oh it's way too. Not Obnoxious. Enough yet not of noxious enough yet out obnoxious enough. I never heard you heard that you heard you heard. I heard you heard I remember. We dyed it purple. We did that for years a couple of years ago. Yeah Yeah you take that opportunity when you have you know silvery locks silvery law expert Okali really all right I silver Fox silvery locks awesome. I'll go with that. Like the color has left my beard almost entirely so when you have that. Yeah Bob graded you can really dyed any color you want without having a prediabetes. That's very true but it is good his course because it is if facial hair I realize now I know I remember. Yeah exactly ooh you know. There's this color conditioner you can get the semi permanent and it conditions so that would even be cooler and we don't have to lighten it or anything. Oh Oh you mean like it just slowly dies your hair with conditioner no you you put it in you leave it on for like twenty minutes or however they rinse it out boom. There's color really well. You mean like a color like a regular. That's kind of how like hair dye works. Isn't it well now been put it on and then you wash it all twenty minutes later. They see bill but this is a deep conditioner additional. And you don't there's no there's no like hair-color chemicals knew nothing. Okay and why is that. What is that stuff to begin with? What chemicals of ODA here and I'm not sure? How do I know peroxide ammonia bleach on the ship? But I either haven't been too many times. I played with Eddie haired. I really lifetime just not too many times as you head blue okay so when we started dating you let me. You'll always had like little hair. You let me bleach it. That we started are doing polka dots. And then it's I've started a run simulate redoing blue and that's when we ended up going to the keys with the couple really was my hair was blow. Yes yes okay. Yeah well no it washed out by then so no it was like Eminem is like the yellow blond blocked out. Maybe yeah yeah I said you lived in born short I could. I could see my therapist. Maybe therapist and they can walk through unlocking that memory. Because I don't have it anymore. I'll show you pictures later. Okay because I got him anyway they were going to go to your favorite. Does it could turn my head you watch and on the nation's.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

01:47 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"You know with the show and welcome back to Kinky Katie's world from rule thirty four four studios in lovely Tampa Florida. You can get me on twitter at Katie Radio Kiki Katie radio DOT COM Kinky Katie radio dot com and thinking Katie Radio on the facebook. Go to the bonfire. Get Your fucking Kinky Katie's Radio Smerch and series biggest confusing as you possibly can just kinda the website he Katie Radio Dot com on the homepage. Link if you want one out because yeah yeah we don't. We don't really do a lot of them so now and we don't like make money on it either. So we do for you. Well you know that that you know I want one A. Ah No I do too so I did. I got the light pink hoodie exactly so yes we do have colors for girls out or boys I mean. Sorry I didn't mean to say hey that can only get them until December twenty eighth or something like that. Yeah so north you WanNa teach her get it now go to the website. The radio DOT COM. UCLA brighter right there to.

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

02:06 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"Puss. It triples ooh Yum yum time bullet basically and refreshing snack. The Big Art Exhibit Down in Miami is called the art of Basil Battle Basil. We've been done there. Well we've been down there during that I've done anyway. It's very rare that they have like the coolest shit all the time but one of the biggest art shows oral really. Yeah and a lot of famous people come and I mean I mean that the pieces. He's the art are actually outrageously expensive. Well this guy. This Italian artist all the bananas. Yes I heard about it. He sold a fucking piece of art for one hundred and fifty fucking thousand dollar caller and all it was was a banana. He bought at a local grocery store. Yeah and duct taped. It was silver duct tape to a white piece. DRYWALL and eh Yo literally did it on site would have been better than a banana. Takes US used Katamon better. I know you've got it from a homeless guy that you know. It's the perfect the opportunity to fucking Dave and hut the Homeless Bang Hut. You know what I'm sad. Throw it in the Bin Art Exhibition one side has a window so people can watch the homeless people buying and for the money you buy for the the the the. Rt's you get to take the homeless people home with you and like a bag for you any time. This is the weirdest grossest thing I think you've thought of in a while. Why what are you talking about? It goes hand in hand with the homeless banging them. I like it like it literally. Kills two birds with one style. So there's just can't there's different camera angles inside the booth and then it's all connote window. You have to be close up to it to see so that way you gotta be up in it to see what's going on. You have your face up to no push. The people aren't GonNa fucking do that because if it's out in public commercials and people are going to know the years watching two people fucking there. We'll know because the people at Art Basel who bought the the Homeless Bang. They could stay the homeless people home with them and watch them fuck anytime. There's there banging living in the box now. Yeah he's got issues will though that way the person who's willing to spend two hundred thousand dollars out of an Anna you know gets what he deserves to homeless people fucking his house..

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

12:45 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"Indeed people didn't know where he came from. Or what not or where he went. Says he opened up his glaring eyes wide. The two of them glowing bright to look really brave men such site in them. I don't know I really really rive at Icelandic products. It happened better like tone to it really well anyway. It's a lot. It's a lot longer than I thought it was. The cat is like out to fucking get you. And there's pictures of the payments like blood all over stations paused tearing children. So you better be good or the big pussy. He's going to eat you fire Icelandic people IRV ready different people for sure I would say so. That's that's a different definitely a strange country from my my perspective. Yeah I like I like watching people eat their food. That are used to their food. You do like it when their faces. The face of horror. Yeah can I just put in my mouth but what is that. I like informed people. Try some weird stuff that we have over here. I love watching that try channel. I just I like people eating weird the things that you liked him not enjoying those weird thing. Yes I like to March or two about it. Yes I know. And you're like the ones where they're quiet about it. No no what somebody making faces. Yes and throwing up the bloody omeday call. No no no. It's actually happen. That's there's a been there. Please stop it can hold your hair. You need help honey. Now I gotTa scrunchy here scrunches making in come back Dr. They have to at some point. Really it's GonNa come around again. Are you looking to furnish your place. Are you on a budget. Are you not concerned with stains. Well you're in luck you can get some free couches. Really Scarlet Cabaret in Ohio is doing remodeling. And it's getting rid of Oh clubs catches all right. Yeah that'd be cool for your garage. Ohio IDs yes said that particular Strip club only has a three and a half star rating. It needs to be remodelled clearly. Well also they caught on fire so they said the couches may also have some fired. Some smoke damage but they listed the couches on facebook marketplace and they did leave a warning they say may have stains from unknown body fluids us at own risk. Yeah UH WACO's we go straight straight so complicated and make us a little baby with a cow. I mean by the looks of the pictures online. These are soaked with DNA A and can only be comparable to our no like a mattress in an early hotel through their phone kier. There's a market for that I. I know you're going to be like naked all over that God. Oh my God I love somebody. Some dude in Ohio that where to that club frequented as a youth and really has fond memories of it is building as bad gave right now he could run out right now have those in his fucking Man Cape and he would know. I sat on this couch what I got my first laugh. Chance I gotta blow away from the toothless one on my the eighteenth birthday has daytime to answer. Oh Paddock you know what you you get like a like a really really really foul look at love seat or something and just in case it in Plexiglas a clear plexiglas and just have it as an art display me like dismiss folk. Look like you're just you know really know you make other people set out. It should gas coach clearly. Well anything anything is really suspect and I make no guarantees sweat. I'm telling you well a strew I don't I I don't know why I just feel the need to tell people we have sex places because you're every like you like watching their disgusted faces. That's gotta be it. Let's definitely a for you. You like really grossing people out in a way like just like A. You're really creepy. An Aleph Ella WanNa go grind. That's kind of your style. Sometimes I I mean I could understand understand really. I don't know I've just I've just like that. There was a sports reporter. She learned Fra that her boyfriend was cheating on her after noticing a spike in activity on his fitbit. She said that that he'd gotten her well. She said that he had got her or one for Christmas and she loved a you know not that whole Peleton thing. But she's like Oh yeah love it well she sink them up together to motivate each other okay so so one new at the heart rate was risen every. Yeah you both know what the fuck was going on with each other. Step sure so well. He was unaccounted for at four o'clock in the morning and Dan the physical activity levels were spiking on the APP. He got really excited. Yes and he was not enrolled in a spin class. He was probably the Enron thing spin class trainer. Okay anyway does Can't prove that he could have been furiously. Jerking off somewhere really seriously seriously because you Haris. A friend of mine has a of a bracelet for seizures. And he can't wear it when he jerks off. Because when you flop for out it's thinking you're flopping around. Do you just go and I said why. Don't you switch risks. or He's no it affects it because the heart rate oh no show. Hey better you okay. Almost leave me alone. Give talk show. We could choke me out please just a little bit. They Khattak got you lose. I attacked pervert. Sure I don't know if he's joking well She threw it up on the Internet and now her and her friends laugh about it. I mean they. They broke up like she she threw out there for all of his stats. And what apparently that's like a papal people collect all this data and then they're not doing so greater peter. Whatever I don't know if someone throws it up and the like could you do that to why that Lergy to take off your fucking fit bit when you're achieve out somebody really it's kind of a PSA yes searches saved your marriage? Probably if you're GONNA commit adultery than somebody else you've got to think about. Oh and quiz knows. If they're still around I did see an ad for them. It says Having an affair we cater casino. Nothing says daltry Leica Carr's sandwiches what that is an odd choice of it. was that a real ad. Yeah sure having an affair we cater 'cause Pinera used to have one that was exactly like it And I think it's funny. Yes we bred pools so we can discuss -delity anyway sometimes. I don't know what you're dealing bag hits. I don't know either like I told you it's might start getting a little squirrelly okay so you're trying to get it all out early. Is that what you're saying. I got worse. I know I'm sorry. That's okay I'll drag you through it I know l.. Somehow I know you do highly motivated you. Are you do a very good job without well. Walmart had to apologize for an adults only Christmas sweater on a Canadian website. Apparently in Canadia Canada Cuckoo Cuckoo Cuckoo had to do that. I'm sorry I'm really sorry how to do it. Well they have Walmart. Were selling sweater. That had a picture of Santa Claus on it with fucking is as big as big Snow Globes. He had rails of coke in front of him and it said let it snow oh and he had like a pilot snowballs on one side and then had three rails of coke and he had a straw. Obviously Santa Snorts. No we would know without anyway. I don't think and he had a straw and one handed is is lay his face just like you know buttered up not go over. Sorry they said it was on the adults only so you so I wanna know what else in Canada that they sell on their adult website and Walmart. I mean well fuck saw. WHO's I made if they don't want to sell stuff to tell but you know some on Maple Syrup and a muscle awesome free country? I WANNA weird drug paraphernalia. Santa Claus whatever by the way back Walmart to sell it to me. What I'm I'd say I mean? Have you learned from Amazon. I mean they will sell you damn near anything like. Do you want the nuclear codes. You know for. Football's got that where they have that we got. They got it all. You need to tell though that not only not only do they have it but I probably fucking manufacturing it now which is even weirder. Everything about it. I I saw another thing. There was someone had taken a picture. They or collecting food for needy employees. They said help them have a nice holiday too. I'm like you can't even pay your fucking employees. He's not. I'd always heard that they paid. Okay why don't they put him on a fucking registered I would help. I don't care I'll how did sell self-checkout there was like. How do you put people out of jobs like what the fuck? Oh I heard about Walmart anywhere I would take an Amazon. I'm like wait a minute. I thought it was on the Walmart. I don't they pay shit. I don't know well I mean Amazon. I've heard a lot of things Buddy Amazon. They make them like pissing bottles. Like don't give breaks whenever her. Well it's that whole they have like a time limit or whatever so they're like they don't have time you know time to be because it's a limit you know you're definitely not masturbating here either. Oh I think about it. Don't even think about it. Don't touch yourself here. I've Se- I've seen people though so They had Like instagram nude photos of Walmart employees. There it was Graham Nude what not like like Selfie fees. They would take in the bathroom of showing them in a thong or flashing their tits. But they had their Walmart vessel and it showed in the mirror. Okay so or it's had this the front I got busted. Sometimes I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did. But your shit or or just don't have a job or maybe just don't take selby's wearing your uniform in the bathroom. It's the hot sluts of Walmart Walmart the instagram account. So we'll Mar Horse Women Walmart that's going to be the next calendar is the women of Walmart Walmart. Well Ju just by robbers got you gotta be able to put together a teaser. Calendar thank maybe mothers millions of them. So that's what I'm saying. There's bound to be one girls. I mean we could find twelve. Come on Shirl upshur. There's there there. What about where he in the Walmart or the The McDonalds subway inside the Walmart. I count de Warmer Walmart. I don't really know I don't know why why we're even talking. What are you doing? I don't know track of the conversation. Subway b-actor net flicks is is coming out with a Christmas misspell. That has a gay. Jesus Que Hay Soos and they were saying that there's a million religious conservatives that are partitioning to ban it really. It's a Brazilian in comedy group. And they released Netflix. Special Christmas film. A parody about gauge's is bringing his boyfriend home to be married Josefa religious conservatives it is have reacted with great fucking anger and furious. Benjamin not shit all Jesus.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

13:24 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"Tonight with the brand new tits man and other weird and funny stuff from from around the Web Predator thirteen inches past and We got we got some of those. Those thirteen dollar Friday the thirteenth tattoo specials. Shawls will if yeah well if you don't know pass it out. Some people aren't even aware that this is the thing like traditionally on Friday the thirteenth. Don't you like thirty shops. Yeah we'll we'll do thirteen dollars tattoos but you can only pick from. They just have certain and they're small they do little drawings things and you can pick which one you can't altered you can't it is what it is. And that's what it is legs right and usually usually there's a tip included so it's it's usually twenty twenty five bucks or depending you know. Sometimes they had different specials but anyway I had never done it. I figured why not. Let's do it through. And what is your addict. I mean you. You're obviously that volume. Well I got three in the past forty eight hours actually thirty six hours so she got to shitty tattoos did all right. Well I made it a mystery on the shitty tattoos. I haven't I didn't show what they look like on twitter because they're you're GonNa get colored fixed okay but I mean it's a it's a fucking Shitty we'd expect really I mean I don't mind at all really came out fine flag because I chose the right kind of thing to get thog said day. Well apparently I didn't get the right kind of thing I gotTA. I gotTA storm to your brain helmet. which came out out fairly straight? Okay no yeah and I'm going to get and it's just the outline somebody get it colored in I'm GonNa make it probably pinker. LAVENDER put a bow on it. Okay and then some. I WANNA be a little girlie. Well should we also then the other one the other one is a doctor who symbol. And it's really fucked up the W really fucked up. I was going to try to put like maybe ten by after I discolored in and say like fuck it try to make it look like the tortoise and then I was thinking how's it going to China like put. Hello Sweetie somewhere to like. Hides it nine of them. I do so well so yesterday. We Way Way Way Way Way. Do we know the world store yet. We're only halfway through this story. And everybody knows MARLA story Yeah no I mean that dry tattoos will no I. I don't mind Chetty Tattoos. Personally I mean it just kind gotTa fits me though so you don't have any well covered up dirt sublime walkie tattoos for sure for sure. Did art like artistically Saturday the other but I really like him though. Well it's a take. Everybody should have it ugly tattoo at least would split that chick with the radish secret radish or whatever I actually like whenever any anyway you know you work with it but at the end of the day you know it was the experience of getting thirteen dollars tax rate exactly so yesterday we went up to Orlando. We had some things to do and we stop by to see our buddy. Brian over at added Tomic Tattoos. Girl the guy that typically been doing since he's done yeah he's done a lot of tattoo work in A. He does a really good job at it. Well I have never felt like more shit in my life because we were because at first I was telling him he saw online. I posted Ed. He's cheater and then he saw it and it was bad I really I really felt like he was my father. Or there's something just like what did you do like. I'm so disappointed in you guys to that getting a little set. Sometimes they get. That's a revolt like they're like did you. Put that all in the middle of my chat to see. My Shit has to look through that. That's the first thing they're going to see when they went to look at my shit and then and they told you you know I'm fixing this. I'm not I'm not leaving here with all of my pretty stuff in the shit. Is You sitting here. Yeah but for me. It doesn't matter like a said kids. It looks like stuff like that. Looks like it belongs on me and nobody can deny that at all because when you put something like that we automatically will be cut it works for you. I don't know why so then the chess has didn't stop. I mean it was throughout the entire time we were there because SC got A very cool anglerfish rest. No it's really cool not for Friday. The thirteenth now known the sister Saturday. The fourteenth. Tom Tyler you when you it really it. There's something about wanting tattoos make you want. Martinez is the problem of an award. You know you know and after yesterday too I finally got my teacup kitties. My fluky tattoo that I've been kinda talking about for super bowl super q very dorval. I like it very much. We're very much well. It didn't feel very very good. It's started her up by the elbow and I I could not help it but I I was trying not showing not to make noise either. So I kinda you're doing very well know so I let a little and he's like yeah. Dude harder to divert Straw. I wanted to kick him so yeah no but then I want another one. I really enjoyed. We're go yes. Well he's been. He's read very cooperative. Oh yeah yeah with us. So and he does. He does awesome work exactly and he likes to show well. That's that's always a bonus. Of course it is bonus. It's up his bonus so I do not mind. Mind if you're ever in the Orlando area of Dean Road. UCF Area Goto. Tomek tattoos and go see Brian to it. Go see him. He's a manager there to some to saying you're saying you're going to bitch bitch to him and I don't know what it is about stuff like that that makes you you want more but it definitely happens in its thing so if you don't have them and your take. Hey I'm thinking about getting one. Well you know Dick while getting like twenty. Because that's maybe where you're GONNA end up. The Butterfly is the Gateway Tattoo of young women. There's not as much of a thing about it. Is there used to be IRA nice. I like is a tramp stamps. Do something to look at. When you're when a fucking amending Asiya when I'm begging outcome I mean that's the whole idea of the champ right. That's why it's still a great spy for Tattoo. And I love definitely look trashy or can not always I just. I was just so shocked when I when I found out a male friend of ours had one yes and and it was very tramp stamp looking. Yes I was like. What is that on your? Oh did you lose a bet. No I didn't. I didn't say anything because I wasn't drunk at the time. We know if I was asked its existence now no he doesn't now but Latin. Either if I was him I said did you on your we all do. We don't talk about it though because it's no fun because he just looks at she likes to say it's a strange thing. What do you mean Take now anyway. I don't know what you're seeing with drugs are you on what's wrong with you. Don't forget you guys some as you know that series two of Kinky Katie Eighty Radio Merch is currently out. You've got about twelve days to get your shirts. You've got new styles new colors a brady design by Mr Se. From one of my more popular movies frosted cookie with Girl Scout. That's cool I like I like the do you have my co here have you seen. Have you seen my cookie. Okay so you can wear it around the kids you can wear it around grandma so nobody will ask what it means at all now. Does it look like a girl scout looking sad like I just had violated waited. No he violated. 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People would really think I watched a lot more than I do as you don't but not really now that what you know while I watch something because you know more would you were editing Hours yes yes. I mean every one of those movies I watched every little part of everything you know a lot. I don't know how much but a lot. Yeah I know I did. You make that same face like what I do this look. I made a montage like hokey. They said that there's evidence that porn erodes the prefrontal cortex the funnel over frontal cortex. prefrontal us a big words. You try to use big words again. Did we tell you about that once before. I'm just trying tout educated Mr. Gee I'm so sorry prefrontal cortex okay. Yes we need. We need to know that. What about it? It's for who knows the area of the brain that only not only develops fully in your adulthood but it controls your morality your willpower and impulse control. Oh it was since his porn fucks up does it. Yeah it says porn rewires your brain back to juvenile stage Like does that mean she cleaned and you could start over again. I Don House out about. I don't know you you know if you're watching porn. And so on six V your button hit your prostate. That's your reset button. Everything goes back. Is that really supposed to discourage people from do you. You think. Oh you know when when you were running around doing whatever you felt like no. Don't make me think like that again if you had a good time. Then I don't know I don't know maybe then now a lot of people know that I am kind of a Cat lady kind of I I am I am kind of the Kitty. Whisper your the mother kittens. Have the mother Kittens I have the triad. It'll just start growing by the whole issue is GonNa take twenty minutes banker of objects maker of wet spots cooker. A food food okay cooker food will that take her of Ab well anyway. There's the Christmas cat of. Iceland is a giant terrifying. Cat Gobbles up children. 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"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

02:25 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"From how the innocence of schoolgirls as you can see the production values are extremely high. Katie's world in ten nine. The eight seven six three Katie's growth starts now the Katie. Are you ready. You said you wanted to play dress up. Don't you. The story breath and now lie from rule. Thirty four stadium. I bring you a girl that has discovered the wonders of eclipse sucker. Here your she is your host the one the only can kate Katie. Hello Hello and welcome to the show. Kinky cuties rolled number two eighty four. I am your host PD Katie and with me as always number one favorite covered. Fuck Toy mister high. We are coming to you. Live for rule. Thirty four studios in the lovely Tampa Florida via well okay. We're live now go. Well we got record again exactly. That's all I didn't say the usual where Where we're from? Yeah well IT'S A. It's another one of those where they live people arguing bucks. That's okay holidays is it happens you know but you can listen to it for free anytime you want you so. I'm sorry you're not doing anything on a Saturday night and we we are your entertainment. Whatever your hours? So whatever like she's not going to hear it has is broadcast. Live Mary now. Exactly I will say that Probably the second half of the show will be sponsored by AV. I was putting together some some things and I decided to have one and then ten days later like hey. You're ready the listener. This boy out so we are going to have a fun show for you.

"dick fishing" Discussed on Newsradio 1200 WOAI

Newsradio 1200 WOAI

09:27 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Newsradio 1200 WOAI

"Back to Sean go ahead John date glide I apologize I didn't give a general quick because I know our times are short but no I would just bring up the point particularly about what was going along the line of the western seaboard I'm originally from the east coast but I am now and and in Texas but with all the like couple years ago they were the thing that came on the news about your starfish washing up to shorten his turning into mush and the water is getting warmer and this is for the methane gas thing that you're talking about which is very viable and I have heard of that however when the water currents coming out of Jim and I was saying earlier and you both the current line crossing Aleutian Islands down Alaska into Washington state all the way down to California all your way old and all of your your your aquatic life a very human V. fleeing south getting away from what is what is killing them and I I heard on a few other outlet where the hi yes the United States has nuclear radiation detection devices in the east of the mall so that we're not I mean I take Lugol's potassium iodine protected by Roy but that's just me I pray everybody else like take it easy on this and had a baby give themselves a blood tested in the light you were talking about on the religious side in the book of revelations I came to look at those good only scriptures as one book book one and book to that Old Testament and New Testament there's just a continuation of the one of the first beginning of the story and the continuation of the story and I am yes you know I care I just care and a lot of people yeah you know it's gonna come on as I grow things when it's already coming on as a birth pangs that's the whole point I mean if we have this methane okay and they're saying this mapping slurry can come up with we have a falling affect it a fine effect could include the release of magma and we're knowing that the axial seems to be acting up we know that the water is heating up look took a shame is radiation is not heating up the water I don't want to but I don't want to burst any bubbles to it it's just not what's going on is how the fish die with Fukushima if if the for it Fischer even dying at all is it a eat the kelp because the kelp is taking the radiation parts per billion waters not doing that but the kelp is being radiated everything else being right all the food the fishery irradiated so the reading the radiated through their becoming radiated themselves and that's the way it happened the warming of the water has nothing to be seen that has something to do with what's going on or to the planet or into the into the sea floor and we're seeing a lot of activity in the Cascadia zone and we keep getting these in this information that something's gonna blow eventually and I'm thinking yeah there's an underwater volcano it's gonna blow and and and what happened New Zealand that was part of it it's it's it's eventually going to happen we're gonna CD the axial either blower something else is going to blow and then we're gonna see a warning of a lot of the methane areas there closer to Alaska and boom we get a tsunami if if anything electrostatic ignites the methane by chance were in that position would have a wall of a wall of flame it would be just like what happened Japan with Fukushima is like what happened Japan when they have their other is quick to set the the whole area on fire well in that I truly do we've been like night what is seven or nine years since that explosion or after the tsunami and we'll give you a long time of all that radiated water coming out of those tanks remark wash them along I'm not arguing that the fish are not I'm not argue the Fisher not affected because I I know for a fact that you know whatever I eat fish here on the coast I always eat fish they tell me it's a black Dick fish so that should tell you something I I think they don't a lot of the times the the Fisher not being trusted especially the blue tuna for the blue tuna were affected it really badly with this but anyway the card I don't know is if if it's affected or not all I know is that it is dying in and rob the coast and are not able to catch as much in Alaska and this is why the the cut the season of fishing boy they did because of that so and I was reading that from a a public broadcasting service it was served at Alaska like NPR public broadcasting thing so it you know it's not like it's some do say a report this out of the out of the tabloids is somebody is really going on it's very concerning and and so is the idea of the method that's very concerning as well what might happen if ignites it is a very important thing it really is go to Richard in Maine hi Richard on ground zero Hey Clyde love that in the early nineteen ninety two ninety three and four I was living in New Jersey in a town called mark each right on the beach everybody in New Jersey along the shore from the north to the south talking about these phones that were taking place granted we were involved over see people said it was the Laura doing surveillance but I'd be for her because I got a computer started corresponding with the guy at the sandy laboratory and we were talking about nothing tell just click the program and he said that going on for a very long time yeah back into eighteen I think was nine Michael recently after seeing this thing about the whole California right willing to your lan pick I'm sorry your new Jersey's thinking because of the the nothing belching reducing the volume underneath the state down the east coast as well as in Europe right a reference to that and I will I really do think that there's something to the methane there was a incident that took place I believe in Italy and I don't know because it was a small Italian town I actually had a premonition about this and it I was working with a guy the tiny Michael good speed and he wrote a story about it because he was so blown away by it was they said the devil it was said that Satan showed up in this little town in Italy they actually said el Diablo they made his presence known in Italy and what it was is there was this huge fireball they just appeared in the middle of this town and what happens the fireball it basically moved like plasmanet's it was moving across a plasma and then it went into the electrical system and it went into the pipes and all the pipes exploded in the electrical system blew out and they said it was like hell and afterwards they they had the they had them decided that what happened is that it was best basically a methane explosion that methane was released somewhere at the methane it ignited electrostatic Lee and then it moved like a plasma throughout the entire town taking out the pipes in taking out everything else because he was trying to go to places where it could you know you know fire spreads it just spread like I have you ever heard the yeah I do have you ever heard of a late night hosts yes yeah it was okay let niacin Nigeria to Cameroon actually yes your right leg Niles year what happened was like Niles oh yeah I remember seeing something about that you know just belching north from out in the killer yeah what happened is that in nineteen eighty six this lake lake Niles in a they they knew that you know there was a lot of CO two every need it has a it had a lot of CO two in the in the floor of this lake so what happened is the was the error northwest Cameroon actually and there's a there's a magma pocket at that huge magma pocket that's right there in the lake and it leaks out carbon dioxide in the water and it doesn't ever so slightly and what it does is when when carbon dioxide leaks in the water becomes carbonic acid or lease navy pres carbonic acid well yes this lake would explode okay I would exploded less saturated carbon dioxide and and and nothing more the you know the everybody was sick Louisville lakes exploding again whatever well in nineteen eighty six what happened is that there was a magnet slide that happened in the water and everybody there died about a thousand seven hundred and some odd people died because the the lake the the water actually admitted a large cloud of CO two and its suffocated everybody everybody that was within the distance of the lake suffocated well we go back a little bit further back he they who early nine but how much of a bunch that go on the your and one particular day we're all about no good but you down and we'll try to find it what I was looking for and also bought out Bob right and you can know what the hell what was what was.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

Kinky Katie's World

12:18 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World

"You never actually go outside. Wave your hands. No now I don't defend the passive aggressive thing you sit inside in Stu yeah well the neighbors they created an event page and it says don't let seal destroy the goal AC- see judiciary join us for community barbecue and Health Seila Garden. Get some pork on her fork. Bring your own hotdog buns. ps No oh vegans their park on for yes well more than three thousand people expressed interest in attending the event. I know it'd that'd be great. It'd be epic every that supposedly went all the way to their supreme court yeah but they they know they threw it out but like totally went to the Supreme Court so like the amount of money a cost the neighbor to like have their barbecue. I'd be pretty fucking best. I look I'm not breaking any laws. I'm sorry you don't like barbecue. I'm sorry defend you against it. You know you're not into an fine but you're gonNA have to fuck and deal with it or move because I do nothing wrong. Bitch ain't doing nothing wrong. I'm we taste burning bodies. Just just say it's now. She's fucked yeah. We're GONNA have a basketball football tournament. That's right that's right. We're GONNA have a new cigar lounge being put up right on the border between my house and yours as trump's gonNA come build a wall against what you're GONNA pay for it yeah. There's a wildlife centre they they're going to they'll name a salmon after your ex WCHS and then they'll feed it to a bear talked about this and you did because I forget what what you had said but yes for the life people they have not heard you talk about the salmon. That's okay just just you know what life people go and download something for once. Why don't you go to fucking webpage and actually listen to one the you're not gonNa hear it unless you do that? How about you try that once you like it all live TV? I don't know it's not live. I don't know what to do just fucking pretend pretend it's fucking live. That's all talking to you out there. That's right well. Porn is starting to do is still doing good stuff for the Environment Oh. When did they know that in to the environment environment they do great work really well now every time you can help saving by every time you watch this this porn channel? They're going to plant the Tree Arbor Day celebration of Arbor Day certain videos yeah every time we watched videos on on on no no no no why not Kurds that like bad to do to. Somebody's trying to save the forest now. It's it's every it's it's. It's been the worst for every one hundred videos you stream viewed in one specific category on the site yeah. That's it yeah. That's what it was that they'll plant plant a tree. They said Monday afternoon they've already had more than eleven thousand zero saves. The planet is what you're saying well. There's they still do. They're doing that be porn. Yeah the be porn what's to be porn anytime you roll like just average people screwing generic. Oh Oh you dick fish odors. No audio attached to it all seventy bushes out out there now now certain it's in a certain category that if people watch those specific videos than it makes donation to help save honeybees honeybees oh I don't remember that at all we talked about okay so but bully little and they've been doing a lot of other good stuff jeff do besides the porn watch it regularly though SOCO say the Environment Watch a porn that's right go go go watch one hundred hundred porn porn one hundred wow and once if it category just so you know you don't necessarily have to master ate the entire time you're watching. It and I don't and you don't have in one day. Just one category like really everybody likes to binge. I mean what if I want to sit down and watch like twelve hours straight of have you know whatever I feel like in your case it would be either Fuckin- hacked off torso like you totally watch a porn with Whitney Cummings fucking sex doll sure yes yeah. I know she should totally do that. Set that needs to happen. It's as she's been she's been going around everywhere with her sex. Doll that looks like her. She really needs to make a point. I think she does no really need to tweet her and tell her we need porn with your sex doll. It's fairly I don't need money that bad. It's not about the money yeah yeah I mean it leads to exist. Don't like make some Rando Dude call the same doll company and say I want to order that same doll and I still got them old. I'll pay you good mass production Whitney dolls yeah yeah last name is cummings and did I come. I'm all over you anyway. There's a core eighty one year old man he was left with a three month or action. Usually elections called faster than an undiagnosed bladder cancer. Two guys Dick is is ruined. It's toast. Yes it yes for the last five years of his life yeah well he didn't he didn't seek medical help for painful or action until he had a he waited until he had trouble taking a leak so that's maybe we should go to the doctor. How long seventeen days tell what you said had three months? Oh my God yeah so he was around the village Bang and people's still don't think he was doing with yes he was making can use that thing. That's why I want to go to the doctor. He's he's gone out with a fucking bang well. Maybe this is going to be the last action. My Dick is GonNa see I am I am raving everything well they when they did an x ray and ultrasound to define what was going on. They said he had a tumor on his bladder. Sadder was it was like by his donkey and that's shopping the blood inside letting it recede. Wow Yeah wow how sorry man he only had seven years for the Dick hope he used it. Well Zoo only had seven years with the Dick. What does that mean seventy? Oh zero eighty one or eighty one years sorry you could run. What are you worried about? You don't need your Taymor. That's right. Thank really you could bring a hip. Let us cut it off. Rachel alleged I know send it to the DIG Museum. Okay see see there you go you can put in a jar okay freshly harvested we could name it like Nakajima Okay uh-huh which means three months of their erection and so I- hardewyk Cantonese which is really strange because it was Javanese uh-huh. We have a kitten standoff. No now we did for a second there crowdedness. Everything will be fine. Okay well. They'll be fine. They're all three just up on the fucking show counter here to overlay doubted chilled out and the young ones trying to hop up in join the party yeah unsuccessfully really. I think it's kind of funny that I I love these surveys that they do for people that people who masturbate regularly are more likely to be managers. Is that like a chicken or the egg question like which game I yeah they say if you jerk off more or you know you masturbate more than you're more likely to be a manager at your work. I mean I really do and they did a survey over a thousand people and ask about their their fucking masturbation habits as well as their job. I told you I was I dam management material told you just proof management material. Katie keeps the stress off of me. I'm just stressed out. I gotTA FUCKING DOC in rub one out all the time just happens Katie. I'm sorry so they were more likely to be employed and we're likely to hold management positions and more lately to earn what salary employed really yeah. That's the first time I ever heard a correlation between chronic masturbation and employment exactly seems a little fishy to me and they they've been fucking light throughout like salary ranges to really masturbate between fifteen and twenty five times a day Mel when they when they just delve deeper into the results found that the that infrequent masturbaters earn an average of like like forty four thousand dollars a year while those who totally went off at least four times a week earned almost forty eight thousand dollars on average so okay so it seems like the guy who may who made this really was was masturbating five five times a day and it really seems like that. Is it me I don't know they also say that the regular masturbaters that they're eight percent more likely to ask for erase powerful master of my domain. You know how many nuts I threw away in our fucking break room sink to know oh so I know everybody and Sylvia's coffee Jesus. What more do you want from me? Whatever yeah yeah yeah what they were GONNA get Outta here for the week? Okay Yeah quitter not a quitter nursery or I don't know I don't. I don't have anything more interesting. Some of them not surprise. You don't really on your mind so why it could take away sometimes at night yeah I can hear it. I know whatever I I know. We're hoping it something's gotTa go back in there. Someday back like me dirty. Whore quality has nothing to do? It was intelligence. Let's just say you know vacuous been bet it you could have varying wildly varying levels of fucking intelligence and you could still have the dirty whore equality quality. It's very true it's right side and we know a couple people like that either very smart with a dirty whore quality weed sometimes. There's a there there yeah everybody everybody goes any direction. You can't tell who's GonNa have the I mean you could tell immediately when within like two or three words typically I think I know for or at least in my mind idol yeah no. I'll whenever yeah don't tell me you you pick the same people I do. Take Avid Jared Kushner quality you you completely agree almost every time yeah or or if you don't agree right away you'll see more of them and go yup. I see see it now. I see what you're saying Stereo or quality this. Oh there's it's. I don't know you just made me thought of this to like an old dirty horror. There's a there's a sixty year old dominatrix. She charges men. One hundred and fifty bucks an hour to come clean her house. That's a great business model is when she looks like she someone's mom and she hasn't come over and she dresses sissy maid outfits and puts like pig masks on them mm-hmm and makes them.

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"dick fishing" Discussed on Who Invited Her?

Who Invited Her?

14:47 min | 2 years ago

"dick fishing" Discussed on Who Invited Her?

"Is so cool I'm so excited for show did lie that would be here but in Ireland obsessive in Ireland lease take all the pictures we will be there Robbie and I will be at his show like you said it's something different Martinis and I think it's going to be a great kickoff for Pride Pride Week. I think that's a great venue to don't change good and he has an amazing voicing. The songbook are the phone book and they all sound amazing advocate his love it. I would pay forty five dollars for it always coming right after him like the next day Jackie Jackie beat. I love when Thursday Jackie Booby Albertini's about fourth. I saw her dragged into the Dell last year yeah and just so funny so so funny yeah so I just because you this fall is starting your own podcast gas already my own podcast. I I'm so excited inspired by my plethora of terrible dates yeah like through adolescence and child just like college like they've been so bad. I'm like I need to what is the PODCAST GONNA be called. What is it about? It's called worse date ever and it's about I'll have guest on interview them about their worst date so each personal get like five questions ahead of time to think about and then we get to drill into those experiences and here here everyone's like worst day ever and there were just dating is terrible. Everyone knows but you ask each guest's five different question yes okay. Let's try right now. Preview all right. They're all right. The first you can expect on Jesse's podcast. I Apologize Now. If it's Shitty okay go don't listen mom get all right so the first question we start off nice and lay. What was your worst kiss? Call Him Steve Okay and he was an open mouth kisser. He would like swallow your face type of thing where Steve <hes> where we're his teeth all over my base they were trying to eat you know like she didn't have lunch or something it was wasn't there see she was hungry and I was like is this GonNa be how kissing his all the time we how old are you. I think I always like in my early like maybe nineteen or twenty twenty years okay and I had it like made out with a lot of boys yet so it's like Oh my God this is GonNa be what about you. My worst case ever was what am I I kiss is ever and it wasn't actually supposed the post kiss it was a are you familiar with the term shot gunning where like you smoke a little bit of weed and you blow it in these low into someone else and then it went on for a while and I'm like is this a kid and poor Harry camp sorry for listening. He's an attorney now in Arkansas. What are you GONNA do? I wonder if Mariam Tinos she's markets probably does with them to date. They were shot gutting the whole thing <hes> but he like after it was over like we smoke coming out of our mouth and he was like we we just kissed and like there was people around us. It was like it was very uncomfortable for everyone involved but when the moment strikes you just this deal you just do it. You just pull up your panties and do it. You pull them down. Whatever works okay then that's? That's the next question so the next question is going to be what was your worst <hes>. What was your worst first date worst first date? I think the worst for state I ever had was going on a date with somebody in realizing halfway through that they had gone on a date with my twin brother and I was like and they knew they knew we were twins but try. They wanted to just do the whole twin thing like I want date this date that one that's been the worst oh my when I realized you gotTa deal with my brother now. This is creepy thank you and then they told they told you about it. I found out because I just showed my brother the picture the guy and he's like Oh yeah and then we were both like that asks haw and like you're not gonna find doubt Thanksgiving rolls around and he's like oh I thought you were the state confused whatever you <hes> so so my worst date ever was a <hes> I mean to where sex category later but it was this guy was friends with in Arkansas he like ran with very popular crowd and I didn't think he noticed me and one he he messaged edge me on facebook and wanted to go out on a date after he had moved away he was in town saying it hotel and so I went to meet him at the hotel and I stopped by Applebee's now on underway actually Larry anything that involves applebee's it was it was too for twenty. It was a good deal. I thought it was great. I got to go food went over there and I had a toothache. Hey Curley that day so I've taken a purchase that and why are all my stories like this rugs and Applebee's Lord again mom stop listening now tear it off the trigger warning so get over there and I were eating sandwiches and just talking and I bet my tongue yeah I bet my tongue but it didn't it was fine. I didn't notice that okay and we start making out in the dark leaner and it was very wet and let all over over all of return the lights on there was it looked like a merger seen it looked like Kerry had come in and just eradicated all her classmates it was the Red Sea. Moses has parted it. Firstborns were dead and I ran out of the they're still so embarrassed. Let all over his face all over all over over. Do you ever talked him after that absolutely not that you're like I'm losing your number. You're losing mine. We're done and then I moved to San Diego the next day from Arkansas uh-huh dramatic cannot say what is moving. I had to get my car validated covered in blood with no shirt on Oh my God they play rented. Check their room immediately but next okay okay okay okay. It's worst sexual experience. Oh God where do I start at the bottom the bottom this is really sad. It's I don't mean to. I don't don't mean to judge anybody or make fun of there. Was this one guy hooked up with and rumor was that he had a very tiny Dick. I didn't believe it because when my friends had slept with them so it's like you know what I'm going to do. Unanswered you on this and find out for myself. I remember we were making out and Stephanie went down to grab his junk and I literally when like drag it was so small like it took me by surprise then like I tried to play it off but then it was just awkward. After that and I was like okay well I'm going to go and I love and then the first thing I did was of course call my brother. It'd be like Oh my God. This guy is smallest Dick such like it's a baby Dick. I told them what happened. I was like I feel so bad. I feel like just like a so bad horrible person and then my brother top by going gigawatt. I'M GONNA find out for myself too and this is a couple months like a couple of weeks later hooked up with the same guy. Oh my God put my brother unlike me. My brother was like is that it is that it was like manny. Don't do that so yeah. He can't do anything about it but this particular person <hes> he wasn't the nicest guy so Karma's a bitch. If you have a small Dick Being Nice Nice Person Yeah Yeah that would probably probably be my worst one of the worst yeah that was just like Oh and and he wanted to top so it was like oh no honey. No that's not going to happen. Math just doesn't work. I know I know I oh how large my buddies past Algebra. Why does not equal exactly limit does not exist barely did well? I also have a small story but this this sorry people you know what I would be. I'm down for you know what I don't. I'm not GonNa hurt the next day. It's less work on my part like I'm a lazy lover to just it. Just just the late. I play a game called who gets there's I wins. I win every time but I was talking to. This is a long time ago but I was talking to. This guy kept sending me pictures of his this giant cock giant cock and I was like a little scared. I'm like I don't have the stamina energy or patients for this. I hope you can do this a lot of work yourself but I ended up going over there which is not totally my character to do. Bring them up so that people I haven't met yeah but to get over there and we start to fool around. Go down to like take the pants off and he's like wait a minute. It's very small and it was like you show me a picture but who is sending me photos. Were you sending me who's photos are these so you dick fished. You Dick Fish me real hook line. It depends thinker do already there had paid two hours parking. I was like well well. You know let's let's give it the college try it was it was yeah it was fine. What did what was his excuse though like was he just like oh he was so embarrassed and I think at that point I didn't have the there wasn't enough? I'm not going to like have elaborate like wow. Did you lie to me. Yes Stranger online why you lie and I think he's also had a British accent but then he wasn't British so I hope it still you is lying about everything he was just a big. Oh God God love. I hope he's doing well. Oh God yeah there is one time I hooked up with the guy who had a massive cock and I was so this is like early on when I was just like just starting. Arena hookup with guys like I remember he whipped it out and I literally was like I put in that anywhere and you ran away no and then I couldn't run away because it hurt so bad side with like limped away. You got you put a pillow down in the car dona. That's how I need more so we did were worth. This kid's Day sexual encounter so the next one is the worst thing that you've ever done on the date so you're the bad when this what what would someone say about going into with you is the worst state ever. I'm never that bad on a day. If you had to choose I mean I have a long. Do Oh probably like going. I gotta go to the bat only happened. Maybe twice where I'm like. I'll be right back. I gotta get about they might just laugh you. Just love as like bye bye was not worth it now. I'm not in now. You're now just now I on several occasions. I've just I've gone. There was like two club or something with someone and then just met other people that's happened to me to where I've gone and with one person and then when it got there somebody else was there though is just showing interest and this is when I was younger than I was an asshole and I was just like okay. I'M GONNA go instead yeah. I remember have like a like a brick Nokia phone and just back out just like hello sorry the worst thing I would have to say I've ever been. I didn't mean to be in the state but I went to you've the University of Arkansas and dance major for like one term and then I broke my elbow and so I had a cast all my whole arms and a cat and this one guy was in dance class with came running up to me like months after he's like oh I miss you dance class. He's like I would love to go out and get some oysters and beers. We went to the Easter. It's Arkansas where Weird Mary him about. Oh He's Mariam. Some podunk is. I don't know I don't know what they would. I wish out up there. They have chickens Spaghetti Schick yours lady yeah they don't have you never had chicken spaghetti know what serves it at the gay bar. I used to go to at two in the morning. They'd have chicken spaghetti like chicken Parmesan. No it was like chicken and like cream of mushroom soup been cheese and like some green beans and like a little casserole and they give it to you at the club. I love a casserole. I WanNa have like a Castro party where everybody has to bring a different type of castle. Oh my God dish like all. Let's go casserole party. I would love that. Please put me on your castle. Be invited. I would love to come but this guy I went out with. I went out with him for oysters. Forgot my wallet and I ordered a lot of beer and I I was like I drink a lot before we we had stopped at his apartment before we went out and he was showing me his closet and he is Green Weeden his closet. Why am I almost way more interesting the mind well? I just can't remember a lot of them. They're bad thing yeah well. I'm not judging teenager is he. He had this room he had a new kitten that he showed me and we had gone out for always there's gone for a little while he had paid for all of it and <hes> we got back to the department and he showed me his business cards. You just made up and it was he wanted to dance for inner city school kids okay and I sort of made fun of it a little bit. I was like that's your dream..

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