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"dennis palmer" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM
"Phadnis Palmer graduating from Medgar Evers Pratt he finished congratulations and I hereby hand you your radio diploma thank you so much no major adverse prep that's a high school right yeah high school in our crown heights and I see you're headed for the new school is that to be a music page yeah BSA better fine arts have they told you what that might be like if they can't do in person classes yet in the fall well we're gonna information as information comes out by the end of may arsenal exactly what's happening but as of right now it's not looking very good to be honest maybe to start out we heard the news yesterday that the whole university of California system announced that they're not going to start with in person classes for fall semester do you have a teacher lined up in that event do you know who you're that you're playing the trumpet right yeah I'm going to talk with you other trumpet teacher at the new school and like that's one of the reasons you you chose that school not yet I chose the school because of basically the diverse curriculum and a lot of options you get at the school which I just like just you know because I don't only want to do jazz I wanted a little bit of everything and they offered that a little bit of everything that I need so yes that's the reason I told the school that is so awesome now graduates in the class of twenty twenty a reminder that our phones are open for you if you plan to go into the performing arts yourself you're invited right now to call in and get a radio diploma and you can also give us up to a minute no more than a minute but up to a minute of song or recitation or laugh lines if you so choose graduates of the class of twenty twenty who want to go into performing arts we are celebrating you this hour if you can have a real in person commencement exercise you can at least get a radio diploma and then just before you go Ilana Glazer talked in her commencement address about being a psych major helping prepare her to be a comedian I don't know if you had any parallel experience in high school I don't put you on the spot but just in case anything comes to mind was there anything that you took in high school that wasn't music that you think informs how you play musical here think about music how we think about things that I mean I'm always are like I always liked history and so like global history U. S. history and since there's always other interesting history of also like had that same interest in music history SO I guess that that history knowledge to help me kind of music because of the kind of parallel music basically goes with the times that we're experiencing at the moment they go hand in hand good thought Dennis Palmer congratulations good luck at the new school right thank you for having me and Matilda in Greensboro North Carolina congratulations you are on for graduations and wedding on W. NYC and I hereby hander your radio diploma thank you so much Ryan I am so thrilled to be on I look forward to making it onto your show for years now so thank you and thanks Allana Glazer is well it was so wonderful to hear from her where graduating from I'm graduating from Juilliard and about a week and what do you do in in Greensboro North Carolina ducking the liars yes I'm basically trying to get as far from New York if possible it was just coming down to a matter of you think that pay rent or choosing to be out in nature and the latter one so I'll be receiving my BFA virtually through them in a week and all probably do so and a nice large backyard we should do a Twitter poll on this people would you rather Hey pay rent or be be out in nature I think it's gonna be really right I think that what's your degree in I'll have a BFA in dance and what do you hope to do with that join a professional company yeah I would really love to join a company where the world and to do a lot of outreach performances on seeing as things are definitely changing now and the performing arts field I'll just be thrilled to be able to share space with other people and get back to the non social distancing nature of dance it's been really difficult to adopt these new media all just complete a virtual screen and a small living room and I really miss connecting with people but if there's any way in which I can continue to be around artists and dancers I'll be content have you had any conversations with people in the professional or even educational dance world about how they can do it because obviously not every piece is going to be you know six feet between dancers brains to do things that I've never done before we've been doing a lot as virtual collaborations with that some people I've never met before with dances across the world and not type of connection has felt so so valuable and reassuring and down we've been making some long really dense and beautiful pieces without ever seeing one another and just connecting collaborating and editing so it's been interesting to adapt in this way and I don't think that one thing the resume back to normal I don't think that this new method will just fall by the wayside I really think I'm going to change the scope of the performing arts fields and I think it's gonna be really exciting so that's a whole thread of conversation that we started to have on the radio shows about all kinds of rounds of life what is it that we may be learning its lessons is kind of you know cultural and internal insight silver linings from all of this hardship that we may be able to take with us into the post code world and it sounds like that's happening in debts absolutely I'm gonna go and get some other people on the tell the thank you so much congratulations again great thank you so much Brian and next let's go next to Nicole in Marietta Georgia hi Nicole you're on for graduations and wedding on W. NYC and I hereby hander your radio diploma congratulations thank you so much this is so exciting would you go to school Oberlin conservatory so for music yes I'll be getting my bachelor of music in vocal performance vocal performance and do you saying in a certain style I I was trained classically at Oberlin but I was also trained in musical theater and I love any style pretty much awesome my my producer says you have something that you would actually sing for us for a minute or so yes yeah I'd be great you want to set it up sure going to be on the ballot box or a I don't think we have much of a choice when we're by ourselves it's great I'm not here for rent pay your four oh sure well no wounds until who knows what my personal one it can change again we she can he nothing nothing we.
"dennis palmer" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM
"Six four six four three five seventy to eighty you can have a real in person commencement exercise you can at least get a radio diploma six four six four three five seventy to eighty if you want to participate in that six four six four three five seventy to eighty six four six four three five seventy to eighty and then just before you go Ilana Glazer talked in her commencement address about being a psych major helping prepare her to be a comedian I don't know if you had any parallel experience in high school I don't approach on the spot but just in case anything comes to mind was there anything that you took in high school that wasn't music that you think informs how you play musical here think about music hi Craig think of all things that I mean I've always kind of like I always liked history and so like global history U. S. history and since most of the interesting history of also like have that same interest in music history SO I guess that that history knowledge to help me kind of music because of the kind of parallel music basically goes with the times that we're experiencing at the moment they go hand in hand good thought Dennis Palmer congratulations good luck at the new school right thank you for having me six four six four three five seventy to eighty six four six four three five seventy to eighty and Matilda in Greensboro North Carolina congratulations you are on for graduations and wedding on W..
"dennis palmer" Discussed on WBZ NewsRadio 1030
"And was greeted in the house by PP cover docs and nurses a Dennis Palmer by the way is ninety four years old closer to home at the Baystate Medical Center in Springfield health care workers have begun calling for a cold rocky over the hospital's loudspeakers to offer up rousing cheers for patients as they wheeled out of ICU or even out of the building and playing in the background loudly the iconic theme from rocky and in Detroit where Colbert nineteen is hit hard many times a day at Henry Ford hospital journeys hit from the eighties don't stop Believin is a send up song to patients getting better music balloons cheers and applause greets those being healed a warm gesture from the healers this is been the upside with Jordan here on WBZ Boston's newsradio Massachusetts communities are beginning to deal with the loss of revenue caused by the stay at home order and Braintree has decided to cut the hours of some employees WBZ's art Cullen has that sixty employees in Braintree will have their hours cut in half from forty to about twenty Braintree mayor Charles cook Caros says they chose positions least likely to affect service since town offices are currently closed to the public the review in levels we felt that we could provide services to the public doing reduction in hours to approximately sixty employees says the city is losing key sources of revenue from the meals tax in the hotel taxes since those businesses are currently closed he says the order does not affect police or fire and will be reviewed every two weeks aren't going WBZ Boston's newsradio sounding the alarm about corona virus tests sold online Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer calling on the FDA to ramp up policing of unapproved test kits saying antibody screeners have got to be accurate you get.
"dennis palmer" Discussed on WBZ NewsRadio 1030
"Liberal or conservative one of my favorite things is he can lead to Callum status but not down fax card WBC found out the hard way Boston's newsradio sports now WBZ newsradio treats coach bill Belichick says not drafting a quarterback was not by design pager it's passed on Jordan love and every other quarterback in the draft making it seem like Jarrett Stidham Tom Brady's backup in the last season will be the new starting QB there is one quarterback in the un drafted free agents said to be signing with the patriots Jamar Smith of Louisiana tack there are ten undrafted free agents ESPN says at least one hundred after player has made the patriots final roster every season in recent memory along with Jamar Smith there's defensive lineman Bill Murray defensive back Myles Bryant's wide receiver will Hastings tight end Rashod berry wide receiver Isaiah Zuber linebacker John scooter Harris and linebacker Chiapa Tofino NESN says the contract was scooter Harris according to a source is massive a three year contract with the twenty five thousand dollars signing bonus and a hundred and fifty thousand total and guarantees the weather together the Subaru retailers of New England all wheel drive traffic on the threes state police right now we're looking after a vehicle going the wrong way on the mass pike eastbound on the west at the twelve thirteen you want to watch out for that we've got some open roads people taking advantage be careful traveling out on route two between Walden pond and route sixty two in Concord is that some overnight work crews they'll be moving around a dozen different spots throughout the night look out for that traveling otherwise down to the south were saying so just a little bit of a distressed vehicle route ninety five heading southbound as you get into the canton area little bit beyond route one a closer to downtown work going on on the two on that route one heading south bound through the Chelsea curve getting towards the Tobin bridge also the northbound side through that same area a little bit of a slow down also as a result of work and you keep in mind that roads or traffic is light out there be careful it is forty nine degrees in Boston under a cloudy sky I'm jacquard WBZ's traffic on the threes here's the four day WBZ accu weather forecast mostly cloudy this morning low forty two then reign over spread in the area this afternoon it will be rather chilly as well with the gusty breeze high forty nine rain continues tonight through Monday it'll be windy as well what snow mixing in in higher terrain north and west with a little thirty nine high Monday forty three so look over cleanliness remaining chilly Tuesday hi forty seven thank you weather meteorologist Carl Erickson WBC Boston's news radio WBZ newsradio ten thirty when the news was never stop good morning I'm Madison Rogers a new method to test for covert nineteen could potentially pave the way for millions of Americans to screen for the virus it's a test you can do at home A. B. C.'s Devin Dwyer goes inside one of the labs in Washington DC if it's successful experts say widespread oral fluid testing could greatly improve surveillance of the corona virus across the U. S. we took the test to try for selves cough into your elbow deeply three times crossing into the arm to release fluid from the lungs into the mouth then swapping the mouth for twenty seconds this one goes into a troop of preservative and then sealed in a bag for transport to the lab the test must be supervised by a clinician but with proper social distance does not require extensive P. P. saliva testing has already been rolled out in parts of New Jersey at hospitals and drive through testing sites the World Health Organization responded on Twitter about the uncertain future for those who have recovered from covert nineteen they say they'll continue to review the evidence of antibody responses to the infection and they'll continue to give updates president trump remains under fire after asking at a press briefing this week whether injecting a disinfectant could be a potential treatment Mr trump now claims that the comments were meant to be sarcastic and he didn't answer questions at yesterday's twenty one minute briefing ABC's Terry Moran has more people need credibility it is not a good idea to that for the president the United States to peddle cures or spitball ideas about what might work because the president's words are taken American people have a habit of listening closely to the president at a time of crisis and taking that word as goals if the messaging isn't reliable that actually has an impact on public health in this situation health officials in Illinois said the state's experience a spike in poisonings can acted to household cleaners over the past two days this coincides with the president's claim on Thursday that injecting disinfectants could cure covert nineteen Illinois IDPH director Dr and goes AZ K. of some recent examples include the use of a detergent solution for a sinus rinse and gargling with the bleach and mouthwash mixture and attempts to kill coronavirus the new White House press secretary Kaylee McEntee was asked if the administration is concerned about how the president's briefing could affect his poll numbers the American people about it an opportunity to hear directly from the president sometimes more than two hours so I think that they get on a a very clear inside and look into this president is without the filter of the media they get to directly hear from them and I think that's a very good I'm positive thing an ABC news poll finds a large majority of Americans seventy two percent believe the country's re opening too quickly new Hampshire's congressional delegation is urging courts and state officials to keep some prisoners behind bars despite concerns over covert nineteen senator Jeanne Shaheen says people serving time for domestic violence and sexual offenses should not be let out she says the pandemic is increase the risk of domestic and sexual violence and the last thing is survivor needs is renewed abuse by convicts will been released early this comes after the release of an inmate in Carroll County who was a violent offender the pandemic seems to be bringing more people back to nature of people taking more walks growing their own vegetables some even becoming backyard farmers WBZ's Kim Tunnicliffe spoke with the manager of a few ag way stores the chickens are flying the coop at the Waltham and Danvers ag way stores since the pandemic sales of baby chicks have increased by seventy five percent according to owner manager Daniel wiles junior we have two rotors capacity of a thousand checks and we're pretty much emptying the brooders once a week and replenishing with new new hatch baby chicks six planes the main reason for the jump in sales the main interests is it's going to be a food source and happy chickens lay a lot of headaches so you'll always have fresh eggs while some people want chicks and ducks to keep as pets among his customers a couple in Newton that has a duck as a pet they keep the dock in diapers in the house Kim Tunnicliffe WBZ Boston news radio if traveling to Italy is on your bucket list now might be the time to plan here's a reason to say Chow and pack your bags for Italy once the corona viruses over in the all clear is given Italy's government announcing a fifty four million dollar budget item to promote tourism to the country and provide incentives for people to visit the British times reports some of the incentives under consideration are vouchers for free hotel night for every three nights booked in Sicily waiving all fees to museums and historic sites and paying half of tourists airfare keep in mind Italy has the second highest coronavirus death toll in the world behind the US in an effort to lift the spirits of San Franciscans sheltering at home residents are being encouraged to take part in a public sing along of the Tony Bennett classic here's Michael Kastner with that mom Tony Bennett himself has come out in support of singing along with I left my heart in San Francisco the event begins Saturday at noon those interested in taking part in the sing along you're being asked to record themselves singing and share it on social media using the hashtags sing out SF San Francisco Chronicle says performance is being dedicated to the essential workers on the front lines of the corona virus pandemic hi welcome to the upside with Jordan rich a quick dose of good news to remind us it's a big world out there we all know how the covert nineteen crisis is bringing pain and into many cases deaths but when you don't hear enough of this how many people have actually recovered or are on their way people like like Dennis Palmer from London who recovered from corona virus and was greeted in the house by PP cover docs and nurses a Dennis Palmer by the way is ninety four years old closer to home at the Baystate Medical Center in Springfield health care workers have begun calling for a cold rocky over the hospital's loudspeakers to offer up rousing cheers for patients as they wheeled out of ICU or even out of the building and playing in the background loudly the iconic theme from rocky and in Detroit where Colbert nineteen is hit hard many times a day at Henry Ford hospital journeys hit from the eighties don't stop Believin is a send up song to patients getting better music balloons cheers and applause greets those being healed a.
"dennis palmer" Discussed on KYW Newsradio 1060
"In Montgomery County to four and that means there are now six likely cases in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania officials individuals in the two newest cases have mild symptoms and are isolated in their homes but worldwide the highest run a virus staff told us outside of China is in Italy and that countries impose mass porn teens on millions of people in the northern part of that nation including in Venice and Milan Mister mobility Francisco levering his Sunday blessing via video audio link up today the Vatican trying to discourage large crowds from gathering in St Peter's square to lower the risk of spreading the coronavirus the poll voicing support for the victims he also appeared in a window waved and appeared to say a short blessing Italy has declared a national emergency a virtual lock down on the north this is a big escalation of the measures being taken to try and stop this virus and people here I think it just very uncertain we getting these reports of the viruses probably been in the city for a number of weeks before they would report to the B. C. correspondent Bethany bell EQT merger hello yeah Dennis Palmer mud in the have all been up effected by these measures people have been told that they shouldn't move in and out unnecessarily very essential for emergency reasons for them to decide essential what creases the lockdown in effect at least until April third off the California coast a cruise ship grand princess steaming toward the port of Oakland California expected to dock there tomorrow where thousands of passengers and crew will disembark some have tested positive for the virus some people will get treatment others will be tested and perhaps quarantine going on CBS news police say a person's turn themselves in following a shooting that injured a four year old boy last night in Philadelphia your cable W. Charlotte Reese a four year old boy is now in stable condition after he was shot in the hip the officers arrived swiftly alertly located the male transported him to Einstein hospital Philadelphia police captain Nicholas to blast says the incident happened shortly before eight Saturday night when a man in his twenties started playing with the children at the party on north fourth street for some unknown.
"dennis palmer" Discussed on KYW Newsradio 1060
"Outside of China imposes mass quarantines on millions of people in Milan and Venice and other cities in the northern part of the country Mister mobility Francisco levering his Sunday blessing via video audio link up today the Vatican trying to discourage large crowds from gathering in St Peter's square to lower the risk of spreading the coronavirus the poll voicing support for the victims he also appeared in a window waved and appeared to say a short blessing Italy has declared a national emergency a virtual lock down on the north this is a big escalation of the measures being taken to try and stop this virus and people here I think it just very uncertain we getting these reports of the viruses probably been in the city for a number of weeks before they would report to the B. C. correspondent Bethany bell EQT merger hello yeah Dennis Palmer mud in the have all been up effected by these measures people have been told that they shouldn't move in and out unnecessarily very essential for emergency reasons for them to decide central what creases the lockdown in effect at least until April third off the California coast a cruise ship grand princess steaming toward the port of Oakland California expected to dock there tomorrow where thousands of passengers and crew will disembark some have tested positive for the virus some people will get treatment others will be tested and perhaps quarantined going on CBS news uber says it will offer drivers and delivery people fourteen days of paid sick leave if they get corona virus war are placed in quarantine it's a change of policy for the company which largely views drivers as independent contractors not eligible for benefits the company didn't say how much money workers who need to take sick leave will receive apologies policy shift comes as coronavirus cases exceeded one hundred thousand worldwide and continue to rise in the US and lift says it will provide funds to drivers should they be diagnosed with covert nineteen or put under individual quarantine by a public health agency two oh seven now police say a person is in custody in connection to the shooting of a four year old child in north Philadelphia the boy was rushed to Einstein Medical Center last night with a gunshot wound to the hip and is listed in stable condition Philadelphia police captain Nicholas of law says the incident happened at a family gathering in the cities only.
"dennis palmer" Discussed on Newsradio 950 WWJ
"Blessing via video audio link up today the Vatican trying to discourage large crowds from gathering in St Peter's square to lower the risk of spreading the coronavirus the pull voicing support for the victims he also appeared in a window waved and appeared to say a short blessing Italy has declared a national emergency a virtual lock down on the north this is a big escalation of the measures being taken to try and stop this virus and people here I think it just very uncertain we getting these reports of the viruses probably been in the city for a number of weeks before they were reported BBC correspondent Bethany bell it merger hello yeah Dennis Palmer mud in the have all been affected by these measures people have been told that they shouldn't move in and out unnecessarily very essential emergency reasons for them to decide essential what creases the lockdown in effect at least until April third off the California coast a cruise ship grand princess steaming toward the port of Oakland California expected to dock there tomorrow where thousands of passengers and crew will disembark some have tested positive for the virus some people will get treatment others will be tested and perhaps quarantined a corona viruses gotten a little closer to the president and the vice president C. B. S.'s Sam with singer the American conservative union says it's learned that one of the people who attended its recent convention in Washington DC's tested positive for the corona virus president trump and vice president pants were also there but officials say they never interacted with the person Mr trump says he's not worried about well done a great job he also says he's not planning to cancel any rallies for many.
"dennis palmer" Discussed on KXNT NewsRadio 840 AM
"News on the hour your home for original reporting I'm very non questa Mister mobility or friends to leverage his Sunday blessing via video audio link up today the Vatican trying to discourage large crowds from gathering in St Peter's square to lower the risk of spreading the coronavirus the poll voicing support for the victims he also appeared in a window waved and appeared to say a short blessing Italy has declared a national emergency of virtual lockdown of the north this is a big escalation of the measures being taken to try and stop this virus and people here I think it's just very uncertain we getting these reports of the viruses probably been in the city for a number of weeks before they were reported BBC correspondent Bethany bell we are not sick merger hello yeah Dennis Palmer mud in the have all been up effected by these measures people have been told they shouldn't move in and out unnecessarily very essential emergency reasons for them to decide essential what creases the lockdown in effect at least until April third off the California coast a cruise ship grand princess steaming toward the port of Oakland California expected to dock there tomorrow where thousands of passengers and crew will disembark some have tested positive for the virus some people will get treatment others will be tested and perhaps quarantined the corona viruses gotten a little closer to the president and the vice president C. B. S.'s Sam with singer the American conservative union says it's learned that one of the people who attended its recent convention in Washington DC's tested positive for the corona virus president trump and vice president pants were also there but officials say they never interacted with the person Mr trump says he's not worried now I'm not concerned at all yeah we got a great job he also says he's not planning to cancel any rallies well.
"dennis palmer" Discussed on Comically Anxious
"If you're listening to this podcast and you you and Barris yourself one hundred percent you're going to beat yourself up over it. Yeah but guess what whatever everybody else who wasn't to. This also has done something embarrassing today that they're going to beat themselves up. Where all embarrassing? We're all BARACI said tons of embarrassing things. I think I just started having conversations at a nowhere today. L. is just like somebody talked me of looking at paperwork all day. I just need to be embarrassed. You really need something bad. I feel like it's been really normal day and they just really really wouldn't feel embarrassed so Guess what what. We're all doing fine. That's right so if you're doing something embarrassing good good great. That's how we are Charlie. She sell a personality. That's right if you didn't do embarrassing things people would be like. Don't have a personality. Nothing exciting about that person narrow minded. That's very unsettling next up. Pay Florida Man. Brought to you Barry Puzzle on this day years ago a brave Florida mandate his heart contribute to Florida and culture. Dennis Palmer was charged with exposure of sexual organs after playing with his yogurt shooter in the pillow while of his local Walmart. Mr Palmer claims he was wrongfully accused and was not abusing his noodle. He was merely scratching scratching crabs with his tongue out to absolutely. Nobody's surprise. Review of the surveillance video showed him doing significantly more and for several minutes. So this is this is If you Google Florida man and this date this is a a news article we found when you have crabs at Walmart first of all just assume everyone who walks into Walmart has crabs anytime I've ever walked into Walmart instant crabs that every time I walk in Walmart I get crabs one to get back into the safety fifty if my car crab Louis Crabs gone if he was scratching. I'm really feel like that's a problem. When you haven't edge you gotTA scratch it? You can't just not scratch it even if if it's in your pants and that's not even like let's use it in the figurative way. He's got. He's got an itch which is to show his penis. You've got a scratch it I gotta show my Dick and Walmart. I gotta get too comfortable near the comforter. Somebody come over here and look at my penis. Listen I've got. I bet he had. I bet he had a craigslist ad before he was king to show my Dick in Walmart. And the and the pillow. I'll be showing my dick off slinging around and acting like crab which I do. Actually I do have crabs looking Michelle off. My crabs. Who wants crab for dinner would be even more funny? Because it's Florida if he had an actual crab and his name was well his name is Dennis. Dennis Crab Shack. Dennis's Mrs Crab Shack Right here in Walmart opened today. Probably don't at your genitals in public but also I get it. Yeah I mean. I've got an Itch I've had crabs. Yeah I'm just kidding. Yeah she definitely had craft one hundred percent. I mean sometimes we get to. This gentleman was actually a pervert But sometimes like if I'm walking around in target or Walmart and I offramp. I had a little buck wreckage. Like little Iraq a vagina cranach squad. You do like a move like you don't have to touch it. No just move around right or like have you ever had you know the bubbles that come out of your vagina and then they get stuck on your vagina. We talked about that and then then itchy and now I have. It's a tickle now. Obviously I'm going to take this very long stride right. It's GonNa fix everything. Yeah that's what he should have done. Yeah you should probably just. I should've taken it in your stride. Okay anyways it's the bitch of the week only wanted to tell you this funny story. Go for one day near Christmas. I was in Walmart art and I was there. I was going to pick up a tricycle for my five year old. She was not five then she was very young is gonna get her tricycle cool. Go in get get a tricycle. I also stopped and looked at all these candles. I see blood on one of the candle and I'm like Whoa and then I see blood on my hands and then I run up to the front. I'm like Oh my God. Oh my God do you have something I need to clean my hands. There's blood all over them. That's what it was my cuticle. You've blood all blood all over uh-huh I've let in the store wasn't someone else is my blood but honestly it sent fear through my body that I had someone's blood on me like I was like somebody blad. They plan everywhere. It was me so that hasn't and I was like freaking out to the lady and she was looking at me all crazy and just like I was like I know this weird but I was like freaking out was like I have. Somebody's blood on night. Really need to get get it off and then I was like cleaning it off with like this alcohol stuff that shadows like clean off and I look and I was like boy. Yeah it was still somebody else's his blood wasn't a stiff my handle what he should go to the candle Lilo probably full of germs. I did something similar. You're a handed somebody an envelope once at at work a long time ago. They needed to get something out of that envelopes. I handle envelope. They got something out of the envelope and they handed enemy back the envelope and when they handed back on up to me there was blood on it. And I thought fucking Gross Disgusting Human Fucking disc- you just blood all over them talking those and then I realized that I had blood on that envelope and then handed. The envelope was probably also thinking this fucking girl. Yeah Yeah if you ever find blood on you're probably is probably mind one hundred percent probably your own so just be weary of that and I thought it was. I was just going to say it was probably me or you owe. If you find blood on your body it's probably minor break very clumsy. It was so funny it was just so funny because pant sheer panic had like a rose in my body hot I was freaking out. Like Oh my God. She went into like Actual Germaphobe mode. Like I thought to myself like you know I freaked out. I was like whenever I tell you I walked straight to the front. I was like I have blood on me. Somebody bled in the store and it's on me and I couldn't like I could not contain myself. It like number one bodily fluids not for me. That's not my thing. I don't want anybody's anything on me. Nobody touched me But like I like I thought I was my head got light. I was freaking out. I was freaking out your wild just those little things little things like blood really getting really and then you know like the incident. I'm like do. I have any open scabs. Do I have have herpes now. Am I dying. What's happening only grabs? That's all right at happened The Mitch Luik Semi Bitch of the week. I had a physical like the yearly physical. And listen I'm not proud to say that I have gained a lot of weight since I've moved to Texas Texas but yeah I've gained a lot of weight. How many a lot forty pounds forty pounds just forty it's very minimal? Whom you year? I've gained forty pounds. I'm one hundred sixty one pounds. Listen it doesn't feel great and I know creeped up on me. Not Slowly pretty rapidly and it didn't. It was a problem and I know it's a problem but it wasn't a problem problem and then I went to my physical and the doctor was like you kind of creeping up on some overweightness and that was like Schism he went through all the fat and Myers. He was like last year. When you were here you were about one hundred and forty pounds your hundred sixty one you damn year being very narrow mind that was like? It's this Cardigan the Kardashians heavy is really the cardigans in my shoes. Twenty pounds card against fifteen eighteen. SH IF ANYTHING I've lost weight I'm very thin. And then he went to go check my heart with a stethoscope and he needed to check my bowels and he put his stethoscope on my stomach. And it's just sticking out so far really really feel it. It's like fat and not like it's just and now I'm fat. And he told her bowels quiet. Yeah my bowels Kyle. Why they're quiet because they have nothing to say? Jeez you you really upset them. I feel very. They're upset with you. I'm upset with all offended here. Incredibly offended you telling me that I am medically overweight. Listen Okay if I gained twenty pounds you should be supportive is beautiful feel body positive and here. You're really really narrow. You need to open your mind. Serry need to open your mind big enough for me to through. I have to open my debit. I Bet Card to pay Guinea. Open your mind yeah you want you want some of my money. Dojo call me fat. I'm out of Miss Parker occur. We need we need you to pay for this. No he called the YELP him one star would not return. He called me that so that happened and then immediately following that Sh- things you know. She got mad at everybody. Why was mad? Had I definitely said mean things to brand my husband take it out on somebody But mostly because in California my mom would always want to walk with me in and my my best friend Bethany my best friend Bethany. She would always want. We would make plans. We would be like okay at this time tonight. We're going to run and then if I didn't feel you like it she'd be like no we're doing it and if she didn't feel like I'd be like no we're doing it so we were really fit. I was very fit. And then I come to from Texas and all I know is that ninety-two who closest people are like. They're like couch potato. They're like Barnacle night. She looks like a potato. But we haven't really count you. Just say no views directly to the couch. They're not they won't move and so it's very difficult like how you're blaming this on me. I blame it directly. Blamed it on me. But I've told her come over. Yes she wants me to drive all the way over. Why do I have to drive over? I'm the one with the an entire other human dog. See She's not being fair and then she blame me. I blame you. Yeah she'll blaming so she she tells me. Oh you never want to work out with me. I have the jogging trail I have. I have other people okay. He needed to get your ass over here in a workout great. We'll do it but you're being very difficult I know she doesn't see that she's being defined. Komo just blames me yeah. I'm the reason she's fat. I make her eat garbage. Let me tell you something. I haven't had a soda in one week. This whole over here is drinking Diet Soda. I drink even good for you still. It's not good for you. Got Any calorie need to stop this madness baton and I will always blame you. I mean you lied Parker. You blaming me. You're coming at me. I can deal with this. I have to blame somebody who has so much free time. You literally bitch all the time. You're like it's just that I have so much free time and lonely. Cool come over. No Yeah I've I have. I'm just lonely. I don't have any friends other than new and and just feel myself great. Come over I never ever. Oh my God there's never been one time whereas like you can't come over no kidding but children no you have have a dog that jumps on my face heights my feet. Your cat used to do that to me. You're used to try and buy half academy more. Yeah you were four to get rid of anyways..
"dennis palmer" Discussed on WBSM 1420
"It every day. Live from the Matthews brothers studio. We've received some more bad news about buzzfeed's layoffs. The LGBTQ whatever. Desk. Now, only has one staffer this is so incredibly significant I hope it someone who's gender fluid. That's all I can say. Can't let us this hetero report on LGBT issues. Can you God four one three says they sent more guys to get Roger stone than they did for bin Laden? That's that may be true actually officer. Mark says how are the BuzzFeed huff PO folks going to pay their rents the mom, and here's another one zero seven so few FBI agents have the opportunity to wear their tactical gear that this was just an excuse for all the desk bound agents to go out and have a good time. And really look cool. Hey, I know you're not getting paid because of the shutdown, but you get to wear your flak vest today. Yeah. And. And we'll make sure you get a copy of the live video from CNN when you're looking really cool with that flack jacket, and those those big FBI letters on the on your back in in yellow what high and the the rifle and the the the the combat helmet all that stuff. It's great stuff. Anyway, it's that time of the week. It's Friday evening. Whatever the laws of any state are broken duly authorized organizations swings into action. All week long. We ask you to send in your funny, stories or items from your local daily or weekly newspaper. They can be from the police log or the police blotter the column the police right for a lot of newspapers. It can be stand alone. Stories send them all Email them to grace at how we car show dot com. Grace at Howie Carr show dot com or you can still fax them to us at eight five seven two eight four eight six four that's eight five seven two eight four eight six four at this time each Friday evening, we read where we consider the funniest stories of the week and the two best entries of the week in our opinion, receive a nice prize. What are they get this week race? You'll get a copy of your book what really happened. All right. Okay. Eight four four five hundred forty two forty two you ready? Okay. Tripping teen went on school groping spree. A fifteen year olds this from swamps cut this from Ohio. Okay. I was going to swamp. Skipping. The home of the Baker family here in Massachusetts. A fifteen year old student apparently tripping on LSD groped three school staffers tried to strangle a nurse with her stethoscope while yelling. I'm an adventure. Was this was this was this what they used to call in the sixties a bad trip. I didn't realize that acid man was one of the avengers. He pushed a school secretary against a wall and grabbed her and then eventually he was waiting to the rear of Charlemagne. The after the steely Dan song about the car. Yes. Well, he was he was a LSD maker. That was that's who it was. He was placed into the rear of a police cruiser where he'd licked the vehicle's windows in kick through a partition window snozzberries. Tastes like snozzberries. He. Many Yeltsin is there gas in the car. Yes, there's a gas in the car. It's really a lot of elements that story teen exposed alleged affair with teacher after she refused to pay him one hundred and forty dollars in blackmail. That's a pretty low blackmail. It is can I see a picture of your? I thought were this was going with y'all say I thought he was looking for a a bump in his grades. Well, she was his algebra teacher. I now it's break can be tricky. It was very tricky for me. So you understand where this kid's coming from? I didn't have any female teachers at my school. I can't really know. So the records include screen shots at nearly two hundred and forty text messages between jasmine Edmonds, an unidentified teen. And then this is the text. He sent you said we had a bet. And if you lie our little secret going to be out there. That's not a threat. It's a little secret going to be out there looks like algebra wasn't the only thing he had a problem with his English skills were not too good. Keep in mind every word in this. Text message. The first word is capitalised. Then you not trying to answer did not trying to answer. Yes. Okay. Or text back. I got proof of everything. So one. Forty tomorrow or your career over on my grandma. On forty dollars on what he's asking for on my grandma. Does that mean on my grandma's grave? Yeah. Like on my grandma's life. Probably. So now, they're now they're both in trouble, right? Well, it's going to be in trouble for blackmail blackmails a crime. Yeah. He's he's fifteen. He's Steve didn't you pay attention? He's unidentified, you know, what that makes that makes the victim. Yeah. Okay. He's a victim of sexual abuse by jazz mine, I'm always interested jazz. Mine jazz mine has been I call her jasmine jasmine, I always interested though, when they come up with these obscure numbers like one hundred and forty is that the price of a video game. He wants to get like what is the one forty for the unidentified one forty times three make it four twenty. So he could buy some weed. Well, you know, he might need Jasmine's help figuring out that equation. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Since he's kind of weak in the math department, one forty plus x equals, I won't tell on you. Drunken driver with connections promises. Charges will be dropped. Is this alley Bibo the judges a junkie prostitute daughter in Worcester? No, this is not this is a forty three year old man, and he was arrested while operating on intoxicated at two thirty A M near the intersection of Coolidge highway. What state it's his Huntington woods. Oakland township. I'll have to look it up during the break because I it's an actual police things. So it was hard for me to find a public safety. Officer saw demands vehicle driving fifty four miles a thirty mile per hour zone. I'm thirty in the morning. The responding officer was immediately overcome by. 'cause by the smell of intoxicants during the traffic. Drivers stated that he had been at a restaurant in Troy and was trying to get for New York. New york. Yes. Probably New York trying to get the interstate. When asked how much he had to drink? The driver said to Tito's sugar free. During Tito's making a sugar free vodka grace. You would know this better than me, do you mean like to one hundred and fifty milliliter Tito's there might have got his his drink order in his coffee. Order makes. Time of night fifths of Tito's daring, I'll take Tito regular sugar free during the arrest. The driver reportedly stated that the charges would be dropped. Because he knew the police chief of Rochester hills. Are you? Sure. This isn't alley Bibo when asked according to the police report the man said, he did not personally know that she, but the charges would be dropped. No word. I don't think it's hard to start waiting to be drafted Massachusetts, Massachusetts state trooper. I think if you really feel like, you know, someone who can drop the charges you should wait on that you shouldn't say it. So they can write it in the report because then whoever, you know, to help you because I mean, isn't that the lesson of Allie Bibo who I am you just you you talk at your ton. Right. And then you make the call to daddy. And the the report goes into the circular file. It's a lot easier to ask for forgiveness than permission when it comes to let the professionals do the brooming, right? Don't try to do the brooming while you're also trying to explain what to Tito sugar-free means. 'cause you're just not in the right state of mind. Don't go to the state cop. Who's only been on the job for like a year. You may think it's on the level. Go to somebody who had the brass somebody who's I dunno living with leeann chin, those, oh, let let the state let the case let whoever pulled you over think, he's got you. Oh, you really caught me. And then the next day when you sober up. That's when you go to that the head honcho and work your magic. This is just all hot tips that you're learning at the Howie Carr show. Video shows group of women allegedly trying to attack food core employees after their credit card was declined their credit card. This one group of women had just one credit card. Tribe. One of the women's credit card was declined. And she had a backup of girls who helped her a posse. Yes. This is a group of shoppers in a Houston mall. They were captured on camera yelling at employees in trying to jump the counter of Charlie's. Philly cheese steaks. So, you know, people make. People make fun of cops. But I mean, it's pretty terrifying theft the face down, a mob of Hungary women been refused service when they're desirous of cheese steaks up. So when the mob of hungry women get violent what's the rule there. Because obviously a male security guard can't lift his hands to a female. But to Bob how do you deal with that? What are the what are the rules of engagement? Well, let me tell you. I what the women did. One of the women says when you need your peyser was throwing straws at the worker. While her friends yielded employees of the sandwich shop, that's when another woman, so they tried to kind of, you know, little set up a little pick. So the other one could get in there. She tried to jump over the glass partition that they have that people's germs. Don't get on the Philly cheese day toppings. She tried to jump over the glass partition to assault the workers. They would like you to know in this article that the workers had nothing to do with the fact that the credit card was declined. They didn't have control of Troy the guy who was saying. He knew the cop. That's at Michigan. Troy michigan. I think you think the woman with the declined credit card was a government employee. I was wondering the same thing is this one of the tragedies the Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer speaking of at their press conference a couple of hours ago when they praised the courage, the courage of the government workers trying to get across that glass partition to get to the cheese steak. Do we have any names, by the way? No, not in this case guys this new segment or this police blotter. Friday is powered as always by pants dozy baking company, celebrating over one hundred years of bacon excellence since one thousand nine hundred sixteen we thank the dozy per always sponsoring police blotter fax Friday, letting it all hang out when you order a Tito, can you get a Guerande? Tito, no, not unless you're in. Maine. I found out they don't really do bigger. They don't really do bigger pouring of alcohol, unless you wanna know that you know, if you're if you're claiming that you were drinking coffee, can you get a Guerande Friday night, you could go with a trendy. Letting it all hang out in WalMart's pillow, I'll that's the title of this next police bladder facts WalMart's pillow I'll I did not know that WalMart had a pillow. I'll oh, yeah. They have all sorts of aisles a man accused of letting it all hang out in the pill. I'll of WalMart dot locked up. Dennis. Palmer was jailed on exposure of his privates on January tenth store. Police went to the WalMart and in reference to a black male exposing himself in the pillow. I'll..
"dennis palmer" Discussed on Newsradio 970 WFLA
"Black teeth or like dark Brown. Eighty ten boxes a white strips. Wow. As of the time that I saw the story they had not found the man I took off in a car in January thirteenth. I don't know. If I have not seen an update I haven't seen an arrest of someone who stole crest white strips, Google real quick just to make sure they haven't caught the guy. But if you see somebody walking around the Hudson area with the whitest. You have ever seen in your life. Call eight hundred seven hundred six two four eight eight because it's probably this guy, and he probably is just been using crest white strips nonstop since he stole them the next story. This is from the palm. There have been some strange things that have happened in. Walmart's. I think he's I think there's a website. Yeah. This is this is no one a man accused of letting it all hang out in the pillow. I'll of WalMart got locked up, according to an affidavit Dennis Palmer was jailed on an exposure of sexual organs charge. After the incident on January tenth Stewart police went to the walmarts in reference to a black male exposing himself in the pillow. I'll Palmer was identified as the person evidently doing more than just browsing for betting. It says in the story. Oh, my Palmer asked why he was being detained. Okay. So let's let's stop right there. You're you're naked in the pillow. In WalMart and the police arrive, and you have to ask your. Why? Taking you away. Really an officer said it was because of a report that he was exposing himself and touching himself in appropriately. Any guesses to what his response was? What did he do deny it? No, no, no, God said he was itching himself because he has craps. Oh, my I'm not saying. When police reviewed surveillance video. They did see him. Doing other activities aside from the.
"dennis palmer" Discussed on News 96.5 WDBO
"They got there. The other guy was already gone. The other one was not responsive. They took the other guy to the hospital. They think an extreme cold factor though. Played extreme cold played a factor in the other guys demise. Yeah. 'cause it was like what two degrees. It was two degrees. I don't even know what the wind chill was. I do not want to read this one. All right. This is TC palm. A Florida man, apparently let it all hang out in the pillow. I'll WalMart and he got locked up. I mean, he literally let it all hang out. Dennis Palmer, thirty one was jailed on an exposure of sexual Oregon's they when he was in WalMart, and they started getting complaints of a dude exposing himself in the pillow. I'll and apparently he was doing more than just browsing betting says TC palm. Yeah. When he then he demanded to know why he was being detained and the police were like because you got your weighing out in the middle of the pillow while at WalMart. That's why you know, what the guy's defense was. I'm not making this up. This is literally in the article he said he was in himself because he has crapped literally was his that was literally his defense. He was taken to Martin county jail. What are the officer says, I don't know what he was thinking, but he should have been thinking. And that concludes Florida man because there's just no way possible to get past that. Story what in the world? All right coming up in our third. Our my gosh, I just can't Pelosi's abusive congressional delegations the immigration battle Trump offered a compromise. Democrats rejected. They don't want to solve this problem..
"dennis palmer" Discussed on Hard Factor
"She shoots at them, hey, it's a good t shirt shooter, shoot the shooter who we all who he will refer to as dick less was arrested last Thursday for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. One day one day after being released from jail, four drum roll doing the same bucking thing, shooting at women in a car. Oh, yeah. He was arrested in July for firing shots, unprovoked Lee at unprovoked. Lee's I-word unprovoked now to jokingly at a woman driver with the forty five caliber handgun near his home in Katy Texas. So he just pulls out the gun when he sees a woman shoots from car to car more than capable of killing someone to forty dollars per shirt. So mad when I see him drive during questioning this last time, dick admitted that he'd shot at women behind the wheel, approximately five other times based on that confession, Harris County sheriff's office investigator. Dennis Palmer was able to connect the dots and link dick to another shooting on March seventh in which women was shot outside a gas station and Katie from another car. So some real hotshot detective work on out there in Harris County, Texas. No, no, no, Makita they're five. That means he's done fifteen. It's like the rule of three. So yeah, exactly. So so he's not at least fifteen and they only pegged them for the one other one in March seven. So they're not really doing a great job there like j. sheriff is a good thing. We got this lunatic off the streets, but when are we gonna ever catch that other cereal women. There's like, must be a copycat. Dennis Palmer also said in court documents that dick less social media raise several red flags as to his dim view of women, including rants about incompetent female drivers. There's that word again and how women sole purpose is to give birth to male children. Dick when taken the homosexual athlete space. Undoubtedly, this guy should have been born a Saudi man. He's like pretty much a Saudi. Scott, that mccheese MO in a statement to buzzfeed's BuzzFeed news, which I, this was an actual article, but I can't believe it. It's real. It's got to be a prank. Dick was his attorney claimed there were a lot of assumptions being made about his client and that there was no evidence. He hated women besides him admitting to it besides Ben to the shootings besides all this Facebook stuff. So he also went onto say, you can't take something on Facebook and introduce it into a court of law. That's not fair. Yes, you can. That's not fair. What if you went on, he says it again. What? If you went out to a party and did bad things and it was on your Facebook and that was used against you in court. It's unfair the way he has been treated. So this guy's like the worst attorney of all time. Dick list was being held onto hundred fifty thousand dollar bonds. So hopefully if he gets out and is on house arrest, he doesn't live near a road. He also probably has a, he was probably a bear to deal within like a voting line that had women in it. Like as local church. I'm sure he hates women suffrage. She planted like come on, hurry up and vote. Go, no count anyways. Imagine him boarding a plane and like glancing to the cockpit to see if a female pilot. I wouldn't worry. It's terrorist attack. I do that. A lot of things. The question is, do you feel safer or less safe? I want an old old experience man behind the wheel. Comments. Courtney dick said, there's an old guy in my town who won't talk to women either. I waited on him at my job and made it a mission to get him to small talk. He never did talk to me, but he would always chat it up with the male employees. We had. He might have been Katie. From Katie. All right. So far, the horny French dolphin. So local French mayor, Roger LARs of land in a town on Francis Brittany coast had to temporarily shut down the beaches due to a sexually frustrated dolphin. That was being too aggressive, trying to fuck all the human bathers entered the water. That's awesome situation using that happened this week. The bottlenose dolphin is about ten feet in length and has been named Zafar by the boy at six issues and girth and his speech is actually named the bay of breast which is kind of cool..
"dennis palmer" Discussed on Xtra Sports Radio 1300 AM
"Four greatest trait president ever martin she jed bartlett in west way was swing is one of those this is of american pop culture in television that will last the longtime martin she'd always seemed to bridge the gap between crazy ferocity but also diplomacy he was smart enough to know when told rainy day and i feel like we would be in good hands with martin seemed as a real price the number three greatest fate president of all time is a guy that fought his way on a plane off a plane on air force one out beat harrison for it as james marshall in airforce wanna be the guy the guy had a machine gun on an airplane and took terrorists in criminals on that plane in the air and i mean did everything but fly the played i think probably did played points out he's number three your number two greatest fake present never is dennis haber he's bert from twenty four dennis palmer i get a guy with tremendous diplomacy always in control and i feel like really had a good grasp on on international safety but your number one greatest big president her it's bill paul minn thomas j with more it independent stay who delivered the greatest fate president speech ever and should we win the day the fourth in july longer be known as an american holiday that is the day when the world before game one we will not miami and in the ninth we win.