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Off The Record: Which is Better: Taco Bell or Del Taco? (ft. Tim DeLaGhetto)

JKNews

20:12 min | 1 year ago

Off The Record: Which is Better: Taco Bell or Del Taco? (ft. Tim DeLaGhetto)

"Indeed three two on action. The record we're talking about nine ten cigna me and we have the band over here of off the record available soon. Maybe you shouldn't talk this. All of a sudden they should just be notes that you hit for your reaction question. Hey Joy that sad. That sounds sat. Some parts of the Caribbean. How's your relationship life? How'd you love life? I four before do you future with this lady. Wow that's how she's got. Are you hungry? What Jodi thinks the fucking trade from Mr The live or That was amazing and cool. How'd you Morocco? Is Your Dad Dead Bratislav places on you can't do you can't Moroccan. It's not a very it has one way of expression happy. It's just that it's just that question Mafraq and kills me. Every time he has one more time. It's just painted thought we are. We do one of those instruments man. You can't really express anything else but happiness my dad's at the age. Where like if he doesn't come to my house for like two weeks. I worry to really. Yeah he's not like all all but he is like I think he just broke seventy saw like He comes every every Thursday. Jane isn't he plays with Taika for a couple of hours. And there's a nice little miss. He doesn't really care about us. They just text. My mom does. My Dad doesn't do they use line. I don't know what my day. Oh this is. What's at a line is pretty popular in Asia? What's up or like? Yeah so my parents use line so much like they don't really have like an understanding. That line is different than facebook messaging or texting or whatever they'll be like. Oh Yeah did you line with Rick about Blah Blah Blah. I'm like MOM. Rick doesn't have line doesn't have a text. Yeah so they'll be like. Oh Yeah in in real owner of the line into semi online or did you line your cousin like no one uses line except for me and you guys do. They did in Asia though Did you got an Asia where they call it lining? I guess in a car accident and see like Oh just let me just let me lie. Nine one one. That's some strong brandon. That's like Kleenex me. Its core clan. But it's Kleenex Kleenex. Tissue just like cue. Tips are actually cue. Tips is the brand says it though the brand owns it like coke coke and then they give you Pepsi. Are you guys Pepsi Coke Coke Coke People? I used to be Pepsi and I got converted. Sam I used to be a Pepsi Person. Until uh we'll because I also when I was working to help when pizza kitchen all we had was like they were Pepsi Own. Have you tried Pepsi recently? Shit Shit I don't drink soda anymore. So that's one thing that changed is back. I don't WanNa talk too much about it because I hope to get any Pepsi Brands. Same here same here. Yeah Yeah Yeah no I love it. I'm hoping that those spots me for my authenticity yes. I didn't even drink that much soda until I try to. I got into fitness ironic. Oh wait why why? Why do you not four hours unhealthy healthy? I and then when I got it depends ironically. It was like how do you feel up? These things called CARBOHYDRATES IN EXODUS. One of the best ways to fill that number. Also you're reaching your carb. Intake from soda is probably not the healthiest thing. Waste but it was difficult interesting. I will only ever drink soda. I'm drinking alcohol. You know like a little Jack and coke or Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja blast is to. How do you not drink soda though when you eat like fast food and other things like pizza? I have to combine it with a Soda Pepsi or something or Coke Gas bubbles. I Made I can't eat McDonald's without a coke about that advertisers shifts in my head because I'm eating McDonalds I go. I'm going to have water what Yeah Melissa. By the way my cup of Coke has to be like wet on the outside perfectly. Beat it it has to be yes or or or like an ice tea unsweetened. Wow so disciplined. You're a masochist. Why would you do such a thing? I just to make myself feel better about myself. That crazy I drink water with practically everything. Now you're healthy. Yeah I feel weird eating or drinking soda now like last night. It was really really late and everything was closed. So he's got some McDonalds overworking here and he got me a coke and I was like. Oh Yeah I forgot about this with this fucking delicious. I only drink like this much of it in the big ass cops bigalow wasted words like on and I don't drink so it's bad for me and it's like the Guy Downing Hennessy. So true my ass about water and they drink all kinds of shit right while I put this poison in you know. What's amazing though? Is that okay? So let's talk about taking corn. Taking Quan Quan has somehow as a baby. He doesn't like in and out correct not really likes McDonald's. So why the how the fuck did that happen? How are they that good at advertising and branding that the already reached him as a crash? Your Burger. Yeah and then the now the Ranji to give you guys some context. This is what's crazy about. So we know he loves me. Donald Right every time we drive by. He sees the Golden Arches but Madonna gets goes crazy. And when I'm on a diet it's easier for me going in and out and custom order some crazy like four patty and lettuce protein. Yeah and it's on my was get him a meal too so I try to get it as close to start off with what I thought. It'd be tasty for him which it'd be like an animal style. Hamburgers extra sauce in there and just cheese onions but after a couple of times of him eating it on my this is way too. Adult doll for him doesn't care about this and he doesn't go crazy over. Weight does McDonalds which is just simple ketchup mustard pickles. So Annika sprinkle of the onion dissect. Whatever that so I get them that. I can that. Exacting ketchup mustard no spread. And I give them and he'll go like this is drops it on my. What THE FUCK. He knows. Different friends or you noticed. Let's check this out. Do you get happy meals for. You'RE GONNA McDonald's yeah now we do check it out. So I didn't know that Hollidge and the report was the. It was a class about seduction and human sexuality was one was not happy with the classes human sexuality. I get Horny at the McDonalds. I did a report on. How businesses like seduce you knowing and you know as a little kid. You go to McDonald's because you want the happy meal and Manhattan exactly and when you get older you associate being happy and getting this toy with this. You know what I'm saying does seducing my child fucking neighbouring them into didn't feel complete as a kid when you got the happy meal and there was no toy and they're like what the fuck off my toy so then it's like you want the toy and in your in your head and your subconscious right. You're like this cheeseburger makes me feel like. I'm getting a toy Tim. There's a loophole for in this. Okay so in the early nineties. If you guys remember Tim Burton's Batman returns came out and they had a huge McDonalds toy. Put yes and I remember sickest batmobile ever it was it was a sick but it was sad. Movie was fucking scary as fuck and so all kids are going to. Mcdonald's and then getting reminded about how fucking scary them and then parents are getting pissed him dolls while you're selling toys. Yalo that we're a movie where the pain bites guys knows. The Penguin was scary movie by the way to today. One of my favorite. Bur burden movies are movies. Yeah it's crazy because you say that and the only I remember from the movie. Is that scene with the penguin by offering a little kid entry. Where it's like Baby Moses? That's in the canal and they find the fucking baby and it's so disgusting that now in the sewer no the baby give birth to the Penguin. He's so fucking disgusting that they decided to give them throw them in a fucking river. I literally don't remember anything except for that. No Sense. Remember the beginning of the movie. Right where Bruce Wayne sitting in? He's telling you ask swayed sitting in a fucking chair. I don't even know what he's waiting for Brazilians. Just chilling a fucking chair and then all of a sudden the bat symbol goes off and then these gigantic fucking lights on the side of Wayne Manor with Beck singles on them. Turn and shine the light into his window and the bat singles all over his fucking wall and he has no neighbors who are like. I think he's like it's wild dude. It's crazy we'll speaking of McDonald's in advertising. That's true time for our sponsor post meets. We need red wine four. Pm Sushi at nine pm a breakfast Burrito at am or profit at ten am could change your job. You have a headache you can post made. It boasts mates. Is your personal food delivery grocery delivery whatever kind of delivery you need all year round anything. You're craving posts can deliver the largest network and the US and offer delivery from all the restaurants grocery and convenience stores traditional retailers. 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That's really good so I remember being a little kid and always getting unhappy all right and then feeling like I'm too old for having meals really. I don't remember how old I was but I remember looking at the the value meals and being like I'm GonNa get the number two because I'm grown now. Which was two cheeseburgers instead of like that is bomb. They had meals lunch break. I'm like I'm going for that two and feeling like almost like a man now. Yeah but you're a big boy now. Remember eating a big Mac for the first time I thought your because I only ate Having our more Mexican so and so so I remember the first time that I got to order a number because I was buying it for myself was a huge. Because my mom used to give us the Adenine tacos and Burritos but Orien- number was like Holy Shit Oregon Mexican pizza for myself was like dude. Used to still do you D you. My go-to is to beef to lupus steak number. Six okay with a Mexican pizza. You don't get the Doritos Tacos. That's my shit now. I don't really like I. Just get the ranch doritos TACO supreme. That's it that's all. I get a sleeper hit and no one knows about the shredded chicken burrito. I'm telling you it's like it's no one really goes for it but that shit is crazy because the the cheesy gordon unconsciously Pretty Fox. That's a good one. Yeah because it softens crunchy taste of my people is that. Why don't you dare write that thing? I'd be talkable so much because Donald Bell Bruins some people talk about Tacos and I'm not talking Shit. I'm just saying they'll talk goes way back. You're out of your mind on this way but I like I like both but whenever I whenever I say oh I like Taco bell all good luck later when you're on the toilet. I'm like it's fucking meat and cheese investable. I never get diarrhea. I've never had done that much not me. But that's what a lot of people complaining. You know what I think I think people are over ordering Taco Bell. You don't or too much to talk about. You're not going to have the crazy. Be Angry at talk about cleaning your system. I don't get it does detox. Also I think if talkable makes you shit like that and you guys just like a bitch ass weekend. I never heard that Shit. Hot Sauce yes. Well DIABLO'S FUCKING I. I'm more of a fire the fire though I mean it's not like spicy. What about the mild though words that nobody thinks that literally nobody no sorry loves the Wrigley's the miles? That's why I like spicy food. No he does but he's never on my team were on the Taco Bell Team and the team but all the hot sauces are the level of spicy. You guys should cross over to del Taco because they have different fries. We all struggle dries. Del Score is for pussies only well. It's not about the spice. It's about the taste. The mild one is like that's all she can talk. Talk about what you say about talking to you. We're not talking we're talking about del Taco. I could eat and talk about food after I just ate. What you talking about? Oh we're going to say how much talk about. Just sold dollars weird. Hey we got as positive. Mcdonald's you guys need to go out and DEL TACO BELL TO SPONSOR US. Yeah tell can you invited into the friendsgiving send an email? Jeez WANNA go no. Hey Tim can you. Can we talk about? I'll drive a fucking TACO bell mobile for all I care Allier Taco bell drive a fucking Burrito supreme if you guys one hideous Taco Bell and send it to del Taco to show them. I'm fighting for Delta. You guys say that Shit and we get a sponsorship. They'll talk you're right you're right. What if we get one? And then you have to sit here bell. All I'm saying is we are a representative here of different nations of drew drew and cannot have people that say like Taco Bell's not real Mexican food like dawn like we're not going to talk about to get Mexican food. We WanNa talk about your real Mexican food though they'll talk. Oh people saying that they go to Chili's real food chuckle means what is del. Taco TACO TACO met me off than Taco Bell. Right you turncoat. Stomachache bit over like what you see. He said something like that. So I don't know casinos contested you got to weaken tested eh Taco bell. They do this Friendsgiving where they invite a like like a handful of people who have come to a a Thanksgiving dinner but they re purpose Taco bell food. And and I'll I'll send an email you'll get connected to all these things a lot of followers. No no no no. No you guys have a lot of wait a minute in mind but not important because I looked at up your legs. Compared to follower ratio are wedding via still defended Taco Bell so much there's someone leave my DM's and they're like hey. Would you like to come to this event because I'm always fucking riding hard for them on? Twitter people are stupid. The stupid like them. Something changed when they changed their logo. Only big company. You won't stick up for what are you know? No there's something about del Taco that I just ride hard with dogs. That's confusing Shuna fries. At least they know where they belong Mexican Mexican food in American food. I will say that the del Taco Nachos they give you a way bigger porsche with talk about kind of Fox you on the Porsche. They don't even put the holiday give you they give you a lot. Because they're hoping that you'll be convinced by the end of the year meal that it was good but I like it we're talking about is the big nachos special. You can love both. Who says you can't really medal and understand understand that I talk with my bill talk. Chicken South TACO's cheaper. Say that the Riedel's so I guess we kind of got this mysterious white sauce get runs. Yeah sorry I didn't mean to be so twenty. I'm sorry did I go to the Thanksgiving thing of Taco Bell by to me. You know what I was so that I forgot that. They're not a pretty good school. I'll go over the weekend. Nacho fries to which. I really another whole menu. But they did this. Buffalo Nacho thing. That's wack go away. It tastes like vomit. Nacho Really Looks Really Vegas briefly try to buy and I had spit it out because the spiritual talk about Cantina. They serve alcohol. I heard that you can get fucking Bob last like Margaritas. Giving you can get married there too. You can't you get fucking marry there for like eight dollars. I remember reading that. Show up in your marriage certificate on my go rapper. I'm sure has planning getting married at the TACO Bell. Plastics pretty classy. You renew your vows to talk about but everyone else sir. Zura sound the sound for that.

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Munch Madness: Poquito Ms vs. Qdoba vs. Taco Bell with Nicole Byer

Doughboys

1:20:34 hr | 2 years ago

Munch Madness: Poquito Ms vs. Qdoba vs. Taco Bell with Nicole Byer

"This is a head gum podcast. Previously on fat chance kitchen. It's either going to be bookie to Mosser del taco. We're saying one we like the lease the one we think should be condemned. The fate of being eaten by Bruce the shark. We will count down from three three two one. Oh del taco loses. Poquito moss. Reenters the tournament Q fool. One month ago. The adventure of lifetime began. Six Mexican American chain restaurants were stranded on a metaphorical island to see who could survive the elements in a punishing fast-food gauntlet since then three competitors. Their flame snuffed out like spicy salsa? Chased by a dollop of sour cream and now with the Trumpian ship on the line. Just three remain spending the categories entire price spectrum Cuba, the Denver founded fast, casual outlets made a Cinderella run to the finals feeding heavyweights AAA and del taco poquito moss, the LA Khan and winner of the loser's bracket fat chance kitchen, which clawed its way to a rematch with a chain that defeated it and that Chaim Taco Bell, the largest Mexican fast food restaurant in the world and one that rebels and bushing the boundaries of south of the border fair who will emerge victorious have their name grave to the most prestigious award and chain restaurant podcasting that Dave Thomas Cup who will be the munch mad this survivor. This week on Doboy you the finale of much madness. Twenty nineteen the tournament of champions mouth of the border poquito Maas judo, Bah. Taco Bell goal. Jones. Welcome to Doboy live everybody. Guys, you're in for some real stupid bullshit. Gonna be fucking mess. Let's get on with it before we go any further this week's roast is Chrissy of Taylor from Charlotte. Let me introduce my co host, Robert Kraft, MAC and cheese. Make some noise for the spoon, man. My metro. Nothing. That's right. Like, you could read that side. I held it up. It wasn't disparaging to me. Right. No. Yeah. No. What about just test? For those of you listening to this who aren't in this in this venue bitch. We had some fan fan made sign that I believe said Mitch got into college on his own merits, right? Thirty seconds ago. I was on a toilet. He's. Let's not a lie. I mean, you song was like nervously like waiting. I think almost came into the bathroom. He had toilet paper wrapped around his hand. Ready to help me. This is a thank God. It's over. I know right. We're getting some Reever. What's the reverse source? Is that your mic on the table? You Mike on the well, look this was out here. I don't know what this is supposed to go. Move it over to the PNO. Wow. What a pro. Did that solve anything? It's rolling. It's rolling. It's gonna fall. This the off putting Nick there's an on and off button this fucking this hunk with the headband over the side. He is grandma microphone before it fell to the ground. He's a billion times cooler than you are TBS hates this guy because he prevented Mike from being dropped. That was worth it. We all agree that was that. Just switch put the turn off. Ended off. We'll see it almost rolled the other way to you. Look at inside rolling still didn't respond sorry. Mitch this is a this has been quite a journey for us this month. It's still we're still getting reverb. I don't know what to tell you. Microphone. Okay. It's fine. Everyone says it's fine. So we're just up here. I'm sure you're gonna be thinking about it. The rest of the show they can think about is this Reverve. Okay. We'll fix it in post fix the whole show and post so delete the MP three. Mitch this was really like away envy you because we both was. In one specific way. I n v which is that you did you were you use the toilet in advance of this live show. Whereas I feel like we both ate a bunch of Mexican food backstage like a half hour ago or than any man has ever eaten in one sit. Right, and no, there's no human being was so much food. It was excessive. We'll get we'll get into that in a bit. But I do feel like I've walked out here with a loaded gun like it, just like. She's a metaphorical loaded gun. Let's all calm down. You gotta fuck trigger finger to. And itchy trigger finger. Mitchell. Yeah, we plan to bat poorly. Planned it poorly. You're gonna eat at six thirty. We're gonna give ourselves half an hour to eat fucking four burritos four taco, right? It was stupid. It was. Yeah. We look everything about this has been a debris, including this show. That's happening right now. But thankfully, it's almost at its end recipe's to rob gronkowski's football career grunk is out. Gronk is retired. I wore the sweatshirt and his on. I would have worn it. Anyway, it's one of three I wear. What do you think grunk is going to do in retirement? Get a PHD in microbiology. He got into college on his own. I wanna say. How spoon nation? And Nick, I'm gonna hit him with a little drop 'em penises Ola Romeu problem when I came home. There were not compete, as-as everywhere. Is there? There. That's Peter Salvin. Hope you like my first job have been a big fan for while spoon nation, Peter. Oh, that's nice. He got it in a show, for God's sakes. He's he can't top. They might as well end it ended. All yeah. You always look over at me when those are playing like island can do anything to help the situation. It is partly your fault that we're in this situation. What do you mean? Doing this doing that tournament of droppings doing the podcast. Yeah. So does follow you fifty percents? That's true. But you know, what it's important business. We gotta figure it out. And I think you know, there is a again, we got the Dave Thomas Cup is in the building sitting on the table in front of us. The stakes are established is what is on my kitchen table all year round. You could find another place for it. You choose not to. Oh, cool. I'm saying you could display it tastefully on the put it you can either put into. Amen. Story about it's much much bad this trophy. You mean the Dave Thomas? Yeah. No. I don't know. I mean like you can even put it away. It doesn't have to be displayed put a fucking class who thinks put it in the closet. Played about cluttering up your table scape. It doesn't have to be there. Snick should take it home with them today. Final take it home care. Right. It's gonna be filled with in Jisr back from it. Why why would I Jack off into what you would do? Why would I do that? Like, I'm saving it. And if I'm gonna save it. I would choose this as the depository over like a jar. I'm assuming you're filled. But we we're talking about the stakes here. And I mean before the podcast you, and I were texting it moved onto social media. We got to attend to this business. I mean, we had some controversy going on with the two of us. And I really feel like you know, you may have seen this on social media. You may have seen this controversy. That's going on don't know over talking. I'm like we had the two of us were bickering over something. And it seems like you're going to backtrack. What what do you mean? I'm gonna backtrack. We'll tell them what happened. Okay. So here's what happened. We had a bitch wanted to have the Taco Bell taco for tonight's the entry for taco tonight for that to be cheesy Gordeeva crunch, and there was some a great menu item. There was some controversy over whether that qualified as a taco I deferred as we do to the thority figure in this relation in this in this. In this relationship. I have a professional working relationship, and we have someone who kind of functions as a mediator deferred to this individual. And he made a ruling, and then you tried to peel to to the general public teams took it to the people, and they sided with me, they said cheesy Gerda crunch is a fucking taco. Well, we're going to settle it. But you know, I think it settled we're going to sell it. We're going to have to get into it here. We're going to save a qualifies. But no. No. What is? Who is right grew him. Boy. The Commissioner adobo is tournament of champions. Turn it on. You can't turn my microphone. My went over it and tech. So it was big attention. I'm gonna make a brief statement. Afterwards. We'll get into it. Evan Susser states on the toilet longer. Hello and welcome to munch madness tournament of champions mouth of the border alive. Finale. For the crowd noticeably less enthusiastic. For those who don't know me. I am beloved tournament. Commissioner infested. Confessor? His fitting that this show is live in front of the fans because this year has been all about the fans more than once we've turned to you to give your thoughts on how to proceed and that is why Commissioner I'm declaring this year's heart of the champion award to you. Fans it's into the heart of the champion. Yeah. You said champion you fucked it up chomping very close to champion. They're so now, let's get into business. I the matter at hand. Yes. Does the cheesy to crunch count as a taco? There are two chairs at the table between me and mentioned Susser has chosen on a stool behind as long back wall for some reason above you. Okay. As it should be. Mitch believes that should count. Yes. Nick, did not they put it to me. And I said because I think that it's not a tortilla. It's like a different kind of thing that's made. But right, Mitch went rogue. That's right. And he put it to Twitter, and he said. Pulling it up for dramatic our own. We'll just wait a few. The cheese to crunch count to the taco option in the final tonight. No del taco could also have similar menu items counting the tournament skewed question skewed question, and you one I want seventy three percent of the vote. I so not being hit democracy. I also put out a poll, and I said should Mitch get his way with the rules of the tournament of champions because he threw a fit and guess what? You also won that one. So because it's about the fans, I'm deciding it does count. Next. Thank you. Do. Next order of business. On my very well received with here and sit down here. A shut in our there on my very we. Well received appearance earlier in the tournament. Yes. I brought up the issue that some chains have been the collected. And again, I put to vote of the fans God should there. Be a surprise entrant in the finale, we threw out a couple of MOS Baja fresh where it got worse a couple of years. And then the last auction was in and out perito Wendy's taco. And guess what? Baby. That one. And so I have those here with me Jesus Christ tonight. Which I should warn you. I'm bad at making food. But here they are and uses the are enough for everyone. Oh, thank call. So you guys will be able to enjoy those a little bit later. What a nightmare. I don't want to eat this. I'm already so full. I feel I feel terrible. Also, we're going to let these sit for another forty minutes. Did you make these in your car? Did you on my car that better? No with utensils or did you use your fingers? Look, do you want to know the answer to all these questions? I mean made him as offensively as I could. Okay. And involve pulling double doubles and eating a few burgers. Be it. So I want to be crystal clear on the rules. This is another entrant that we are judging against the remaining three that's one by potentially equipped me your thing. It probably will. Okay. It's probably will. Yes. It is. Vehement? Well, I I just want to get to the bottom of the lays you have as well. Because have you have you got an in? There's a survivor theme. Yeah. We always talk about survivor the so I have lays how about that. And also while on the subject, Nick, I see the way you're dressed. It's not big enough. The late fit around head. One for Nicole. Wider. I'm the Probst. You're not the fucking on the Probst on the Probst. God you're though iding over the boring man, foreign guy. Susser before we let you go. I have one question for you in the upcoming sonic, the hedgehog movie. Can you confirm that sticks? The badger has a snowboard race with storm the albatross neck, you'll have to listen to Delhi, boys. Where we'll get into it. All right. Thank you. Everybody say such everybody. Say it's. That too. You got it on your bare skin bears guided like off put around your hoodie. He wanted to get a Tiki torch for me, he was real. I swear that's the truth. He was pushing us we've gotta get a Tiki tour. You would think that a Jewish man in two thousand nineteen would not wanna be flanked by guys like you and me holding Tiki torches. But hey, he was he was all in for it. We really wanted that to happen. Hey, let's introduce our guest. Okay. Let's do it. You know from nailed it and her layers podcast. Why won't you date me? Give it up for Nicole. The way. Kids. You don't. Ripping the hate looking than the Knicks. They might even. They. My phone one. Come over here. Oh boy. You are a hero for agreeing to this. What we had to do prior to this show. And now having to doing a full show with them. How are you feeling right now very full? I ate so much so quickly. Right. And that wasn't part of the challenge. Taking my time. But I was like now put it in your body. I it feels like the end of two thousand one space odyssey, but I was coming out here. Just the lights and everything right? I saw myself as an old, man. I kinda see is baby. I've never seen the movie. We'll really I've never seen anything. I didn't ask you this earlier always saving who you fucking. Apps. Thank you. All right. I have a pseudo. All right. Breaking tonight with. I got my this hungover here fix the Mike situation. She's a sim Nelio give me a hall pass. Nelly by the way, came to the came to tech and then left. She's like go get. I don't give me more than a hall. I think she let you skip school forever. Well, the tournament being what it is. He didn't cut out. He caught that microphone. Really cool. It was fucking awesome. It was like catching the like an ice cream cone by the ice cream part. What's because he cut like that? All let's. You ruined by the cone. Yes. So if he is crazy. Thank you. And you start getting media. I mean, maybe. How do I just this microphone? I don't know, Stu. You're not stupid. I've been my troubles dumbing. No, not at all. Well, okay. I figured it out the turn of the tournament being what it is. They're always twists and turns. And what is going to happen right now, we are eliminating one of these three chains immediately. So here's how this will work. We will count everyone's fucking blown away. Maybe the show will be done a little sooner. We will count down from three to one, and we will say in unison, which of these three chains. Joba poquito moss Taco Bell. We will eliminate right now. And there went to a final two, that's right, which of these three chains. Are we going to condemn to the fate of Mitch do you want to describe what? Yes, tonight, Dennis Leary. The ref. We'll be taking the losers throwing in the ocean for Bruce the shark aka John have you seen that one? No, all right. Have you haven't you haven't seen the referee guessing? No, okay. You haven't seen? Time I'll bring the screen walks the rest. All right, stew hours later. We all watched the replicas audience. Everyone laughed ten times more at that than they did the podcasts. Dennis leary. The ref is gonna throw it into the ocean for Bruce, shark, but. In a twist of events. A famous twist of events. Jason state them comes and kicks the rep into the ocean. In the Meg comes up any the ref and Bruce the shark at everything else too. How? You see the bag? The Meg it was on TV today. Okay. So so this is this is the fate that will await which one we eliminate right now. We'll down from three to one and say it in unison, which of these we feel like is the least deserving of being crowned champion. Wow. Three to one question. Wow. A split decision. Did you both sake? You I did throw it away. I do not like it. I voted Petito moss. Because I thought that you know, by had tonight was was a little better whether the taco, especially what do you have said about another? I'm just thinking about future stuff. You mean like your life in general? I saw myself as star child. Save it for the patriots. Here. Mitch sucking his thumbs Greg for twelve dollars do anything if you don't pay. I am going to start dressing up diapers. Walking around the house. Thank you should. I mean, nothing else was really worked. So far. I think this would be good to be a diaper. Boy. Yeah. Why not what a fun time? You and your cats diaper lake. I would sign up and do what watch me. Yeah. Or text be like just come over. See you live. I would enjoy it like a sexual just in a. That's my friend be very funny. You know what I'll do it? I will do it at some point. If I came over for a Doboy record. And you're on all fours in diaper with a pacifier in bonnet. I would not bat. Walk straight. I'm pretty sure you strip off to reveal. You are also. Finally, feel included. Let's talk about why Cuba got eliminated here with the menu items. We got from Cuba, we got and for the purposes of this. I'll say the say the rules right now this tournament tacos and breeders only sides stay on the sidelines. Drink Gatorade jug, also on the sidelines. One taco in one breed each chain. And for the finale, we all got the same order to go as one to one as possible. Trying to have as much of an even playing field as possible from Cuba. We each got the the gladiator taco this girl's making guy over lettuce. Mexican Caesar dressing salon throw in cotija cheese, and the Brita we got a chicken burrito, which is flour tortillas. Lonzo rice Pinto's caso salsa Verde and shredded lettuce as well as some re regular cheese. What did you guys dislike about the the burrito? And the taco that put it in your your bottom of the threes. I didn't like that case though. I thought it had no flavor. There was too much rice. I truly too much rice. I agree. Yeah. I bit into frowned. I saw it. I was I was there for it. I saw that happen to real big frown. Can I say what you said when you did it you bet and you go. Ooh, I do not like him. That is that's. Him seem weird until you said it. I think Mitch and I just used to hearing that. We both looked up nervously. I also thought this seasoning on the steak or steak steak steak animal over the bacon. Oh, I did. Not. Wow. And that is a problem that is should know when there's bacon in my mouth. Right. I got some. I I definitely got some bacon bits in mind. But it was I'd say a paltry amount. And I will say that. I like that taco taco was better than the bookie Tomas taco had to head by voted for it. The chicken brio agree had too much rice and the case. So yeah, I think just case will just doesn't travel well, which is which is a side issue. But it's a well-made burrito. I think just like a slightly better chip labor Reto. I am. Oh, I mean having had this in japodlay a few different times this month. I'll go Cuba. If I have the option Mitch, what did you think? I just I'm not trying to I'm not I'm not trying to do the thing where I do here. But I took a biting Rio I had a warm piece of lettuce. It's a mumber. So are not trying to point out that thing that you love or whatever. All right. Take it easy. You love hot lettuce close. That's like a thing. Heat up a salad. God, dammit. Really? You get a nice little Caesar salad Natalie opened the. This is a nightmare. There's a running thing that said that I like hot salad. I brought it up. I I think you said I like hot, Sal, there's that is not a quote, you cannot find that in the transcripts of the Doboy episodes that are up on the Doboy Zwick. I dare someone to find it. Somebody has no life, and they will. I don't remember the original context, but you've been bringing it up over and over again, and it's become a thing. Yeah. You don't have to. Yes. Yeah. I was and you did it again tonight. You put it in the fucking burrito. I didn't ask for a hot salad burrito. I asked where conventional breed through some lettuce in there, which is a normal burrito. Like ingredient Boletice is I don't think. So how many Ivy league so many burritos? I've let us in them. Get fucking lettuce out of there. I say that's a fair thing to say that's a fair position to have. I'm not going to fight you on that. But however, it is a conventional breed. There's this area. What you would fight me. I'm just looking for an excuse to take a swing. I don't know who would win. I feel like it would just end with you cuddling on the floor being like us. Oh, sorry. We got another patriotic here. I know I don't think I don't think I would want to hurt. Mitch. And I'd feel bad about it. Fuck I wouldn't want to hurt you physically. I'd feel bad. And so that I heard head Bundy. I don't think I want to hurt you that would scare me. Yes. You could hurt me. Like, you wouldn't feel bad about it? Oh, no. I don't wanna hurt you either saying saying you saying I don't think I would want to hurt. How about Mitch fine there? Yes, I'm sorry for letting Acer conditional. I don't wanna hurt you too bad about hurting. You wanna stump your fucking head? I have a boner. Doc. So that leaves to poquito moss. And taco once. I saw that you were getting harder. I'd be like, I keep punching you. Get into it on never mind. Nicole where do you stand on Mexican food in general? Are you a fan? Oh, I like it would would you put it? What are you wearing your tier of favorite foods on my? Oh boy. I mean, it's up there. I do love a case of DEA mohel. Yeah. I love case is so delicious and delightful. Do you take this is my opinion? I will generally take k I love girl cheese, generally, take a case of the over girl cheese. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. How many out there agree hashtag case of case? DO Jesus Christ going. We got hashtag case DEA freak. That's. That's all you're gonna to get out. I don't know you beat it. What you got a grill? Jeez. One. I had a grilled cheese today. I fucked up so bad Ida, grilled cheese. Like three thirty. Yeah. Fucking crazy. You had a late. So you had a late lunch. And I also know you went to Dave and Buster's last I wanted to Dave and Buster's last night. You did not plan your weekend at sliders wings combo. And then I ate what a Jack Allison's many hotdogs, and I was burping it up for like seventeen hours. I need you to take care of your. I'm too much of a coward to do it myself on this competing, by way to death sees Christ. What that brings everyone down. Grimm thing say, well, it's the truth for God's sakes. Anyways. That's a good way to go. Yeah. What's wrong with that? Like if I stop performing. I like moved to newer Red Lobster float around in my pool in each obey bay, biscuits and die. Wow. I think that's the closest you may ever get to it. Right. When people like, whatever you float around pool you eat all day. I'll do that here. I'll cut out the cut out the end parl just do it on earth. So it's like Nick cage and Leaving Las Vegas only instead of booze. It's like apps like you're just having all this Hebei's. Yeah. I've never seen it. It's good. I would put that one for a little further down your, okay, it's not a fun watch. It's depressing. So I watch the ref. I watch the raft before. Then I got real. I shouldn't care. What you why? You gotta watch. Whatever you wanna watch. Okay. Why what's your number one choice number one movie number one movie of all time? Yeah. Oh my God. What a thing to ask me on the spot. I don't know. Ghost? Ghost is great. I love goes straight him watch it all the time. Well, what's your favorite movie? My favorite is goodfellas is my favorite movie, fellas. Harry good. Hey, I for Nick. Because I relate to the robot. Is that what you're saying? Little boys actually thousand years old. These old out of date mecca. That's what you're going to. Yes. No, not really. I was saying that you were trying to argue the locations of being a legal. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's our friend. The show. He's friendly. He's going to be freaked out next time he comes with you. Here's how you set your favorite movie. You word out on the Jess. A is great. But favorite movie of all time. God fuck that's that's a hard top three. Can I say the wall say? Train to train coming at. Scares the hell out of me every time he gets up and runs out of this theater shoots. Like one of the first one of the first movies is a train coming ask and audience got up in. Similar to how this show will go. I got I don't know I'm tempted to say I'm just going to say something Toy Story two. Okay. I like Toy Story. I do like it. I like it. You're trying to be negative. No, I'm not I'm not I know here hero. Come on. Did you did you lose out a lot of work because I know you're normally his stunned. Does not make sense. He's not on camera. Stalwart? Yeah. I don't know. I like, the it's about friendship. It's about friendship. It's like, it's like that movies about friendship. I get to be. And I also like because I like there's a lot of family in about love and stuff, but friendship is a very important relationship, especially as an adult, and I feel like it's not touched on as much. So like the show friends. They're friends. You have no adult friends. You don't hang out with anyone thought it was sitting up here with two of them. What? Oh, what is the last time you with not only, Nicole? But. Outside of a work environment. That's a good question. The man you see every week. Yeah. That's why we don't need to hang out. We see each other frequently. Yeah. Hang out with me. I'll your salad. I know you love case D is how do you feel about the big the big question today? Tacos versus burrito. We're just gonna hang out with me. Will talk. Of course, I will. I I like the hot salad Jogos moving on. What is that soft voice? You were just sorta. So let me get this straight. It's bad. If I don't modulate my voice, it's bad. If I do modulate, my voice just tell me what I should do. Don't think about modulator ever. No, listen, I liked it your lake reverse. Elizabeth homing yourself. Really like you're coming to my level. I like it here. For it. I love her. She's great. We all agree. It was unfair. What happened? Team homes. Tacos versus Britos where do you stand? I like taco because you could get three different kinds and have great time burrito. You're kind of just like married to your very heavy choice. Yeah. You're locked in. It's a strong argument. I'm a taco guy. I don't have a problem with the Brita fans. I think we can live in harmony, I do think that I your argument is very very compelling. It's maybe the winner because just like portion size. You can have more kinds of tacos. And at when I'm like, hey, you put the chicken in this spot and the stake in that spot and the pork in that spot. They look at me like, I'm the fattest woman in America. But I'm like, I just want, you know, different kinds of bites. Right. And then it doesn't ever work out. Wait. So in an individual taco in a burrito in a blogging by rito asked him where I tell them where I want my meat. Yeah. Do it in life too. I don't need to. I I don't need all these. I don't need all these. Why are you so agitated I'm not I'm not a swinger baby. I just need my one. Look breeders are so money, and they don't even know it. I just need my one burrito. One burrito, man. I don't need to swing around with the tacos. You like tacos do like tacos? But I'm not I'm not I don't I don't need to have. If you got a burrito. And you got a good bite. You stay with the good bite. You're not worried about committing. That's what you're saying. No, I commit to the one. I just commit to the one message for future. Mrs Mitchell out there. Mrs mitchell. Nato surnames. Yeah. Shit. How do you like how do you like spicy food? You someone who goes with spicy yourself spice you like spicy nice. I love some heat. A lot of feel something right? Yeah. I've admit you've got you backed off on the spicy up to point this out. I I'm not trying to step to shame you or anything like a part of aging, but people have. People have issues they can't digest things in the same way. Yes. Me too, spicy food. Thankfully as someone who identifies. Something Pete Seeger. I. I I like it retell dysfunctions normal. I can still Faulk that you can't. I'm not saying that I have certain foods. I don't respond to as well anymore. But I think we can still enjoy that. Because it would be hard for me if I couldn't but lost my spice. I. Do it anymore. Can you do dairy? No can't do. I can't do much of anything. I do have a wreck. South. What? Couldn't see as Mitch wiggling that Mike Santa after a wreck tile dysfunction as if he was envious of this hard, Mike, San. Tiles? He's NBS in both hardness and girth. It's not bad. Couldn't just any year of my life. Be good. Just one year a stretch of three hundred and sixty five days where I'm like that was great. Let me say something you are wearing New England Patriots gear had not had to tell. But you're wearing a waste put myself into this. Because that's better. That's what I'm saying. Is like you as as a as a pats die hard because when the when the Super Bowl, isn't that great? Isn't that bring your joy does it the Super Bowl bring enjoy the rest of the year? I woke up about a smile on my face today because at the Super Bowl. I think next year will be good for you. Yeah. Twenty twenty is your year. Oh, you're giving up on twenty nine in. Do you blame me a child will be conceived and then borne before you start here? Here. Maybe one after the show tonight. Right everybody. Let's talk about everyone. If you take a plan b Bill the if you have sex that I don't give birth to that fucking demon child. Take a plan b. Let's talk about bookie Tomas and Taco Bell. So from beginning moss. We kept it simple. We got a classic taco. This is a we went. We went beef with the protein for the taco and chicken with protein for the so the classic taco is is steak fresh corn tortilla fresh salsa, which is more which is a PICO to go by default. And they give you some other sources on the side. The burrito we got was a chicken, flour tortilla. They grill it up crispy, which is which is a delight fresh salsa melted. Jack cheese, fresh Kwok inside, Nicole. Are you frequent Petito eater? Have you had that chain before I have not? And I took some no I wrote bookie Tomas. What are nice chicken burrito, yum, yum? Then I read steak talk. Oh, not enough seasoning. But I liked the taco but not as much as that breed. That was very nice for Rita. Every bite had a trait. I was here for that. Brita not the taco, I agree with delightful burrito with the the cheeses in there in a they throw a lot of it in there and it melts in there. Just just delicious the taco, I feel like that corn tortilla needs a friend needs another one underneath Ed. And I agree with you on the seasoning. Those tacos are built to have to throw your own sauce over in the salsa barring throw your own cilantro and raw onions on there. If you like, but if you have it without those elements, it is a little on the plane side, the I think they could season they're their protein a little bit more. Mitch, what did you think of those that book, you know, moss? We had tonight. It was it traveled a little bit. And it was still good. I like I like I've said this before I the protein is on display here. Yes. Much like me later with Dave Thomas Cup when I'm filling up with my Jack Hewlett all right confirmed. Jack confirmed that you're gonna Jack up the daytime come. That one load for. Oh my God. Awful imagery. Thing. You came up with it. You're free gross. I think that the I think the proteins get I get how just the taco that. It's it's maybe not enough going on for people. But I think it's really quality ingredients it they have great stuff there. I feel like the little hamstrung in the in this tournament because they're tacos are maybe a weak spot on their menu. That's just I'm just again, just Taco Bell. We got. So I think we might have gotten some different Britos Mitch because you're quite insistent on not getting a chicken burrito for yourself at Taco Bell. Yeah. We did get chicken, bro. You did. Okay. 'cause I thought you I thought you throw a fit about that. Look I did. I did there and you'll all agree with me. Why does some things before the tournaments before tonight just in this afternoon? One cheesy crunches weren't allowed insane. I off the bat I did not make that ruling I deferred to the Commissioner even paying attention to the damn tournament this year. He didn't know what was happening. We got to cheesy Gordy crunch type things from from Cadeau and del taco. Yeah. But they didn't have flat bread. I it's a little different second of all your decision to to get chicken burritos from each place is a disadvantage to Taco Bell than anyone else. Agree. Yeah. That's not their main thing. But isn't that part of this? What we're doing here? Like, it's not about getting the very best of the best from each chain. It's finding out how they're able to execute. These these Staples. Right. Isn't that what we're trying to? No. What are we Joe some weird protein from buck and Petito moss? Then they'd have to make sure that they could overcome that. It's like anything we like this is this close to this is close to. I think a player fade. It should have been chose your own protein. That's what it should have been. But we know what you wanna chose. No. He's christ. What it's the truth. Angry. You are. I'll. I'm not mad. I'm happy. Just think about this Super Bowl. There. It is again. I just look I just I thought that they were better off. But I wanna law. Did I did I got three? I got a snake rattles? Got us rattlesnake steak burrito for myself to which I had half. So you got a bonus burrito. Bonus burrito. Do that shit. This is a shredded chicken season rights avacado ranch dressing and real cheddar cheese is what's the menu description which and that was pretty good. It was good. I think it's a good like standard small small breed. I don't know. What nicole? What did you think of that bad? Boy liked it. I didn't hate it out of the three. I thought it was the weakest didn't find it. Yeah. I think I'd agree with you. I think that's that's a spot on a segment, and it's what do you think? I didn't think it was. We thought Cuba was the weakest rancher asked I truly I liked the shredded chicken. But I thought the Kito burrito was better than the strategy breed. I'll say that. And and then I got three cheesy Gordon crunches. Yes. So this is a and to taco Supremes in case Nick did a wanna eat the fuck, and she's a crowd, I ate them item. Both. So this one ended up talking ended up having an advantage at a third tongue a third item in it. So this is all rigged it. So the Taco Bell. Added advantage. You didn't have to eat that. But but he did it was in front of both. No, I only had the easy to crown. They called a Jeep both. I think so I ate so much. Should we judge? I guess you had to burritos. I guess it's fine. If we had tacos, are you gonna judges around saying, what are you going to judge it on the chicken burrito? Okay. All right. I will I will say I will judge it on the cheese or a crutch because that's a real. And it's been made how the country tacos supreme is great and very good. I would I would I would always do the the fuck in. The three does locos fuck and shell instead just because I like that Doritos powder. But this is just what the default shell still great to crunch. I mean, it's it's a stellar menu item. It's really really good. It's just it's just a life all Nicole is gotten before. Yes. What do you think of this one? I think it's fucking love Taco Bell Taco Bell is just a lovely classic. You know, you're in your lift you say, I don't go home. And then they go where do you wanna go talk? Oh bell. And then you're like, put our home. And then you order to light full food. I love Taco Bell. I also love the lift driver. The lift driver guests Taco Bell. I wanna go taco. He knew mmediately. Well, let's before we get to our judgement. Let's taste tester. This Susser Frank. Fuck. I really don't wanna eat bugs flying around it. It's been sitting. It's been sitting here for a while. Oh, Jesus Christ. What happened? What exploded out what the fuck? Okay. So we've got these weird lead. These weirdly made Reito's and tacos, stab some pictures of these. We're doing this. Sometimes I really think you're trying to kill me. This. It's nicole. You don't have to eat this. I'm gonna say that right now. This is I leave this up to your discretion. And I'm going to take a bite. Oh, yeah. I mean. I'm starting. I'm starting with this this Wendy's, spicy chicken taco. I guess is what it is. She's. Off. The mayo is fucking hanging out. I don't even like looking at. And it's it's so colder than room Tam sitting under an ACO. That's not bad. Yeah. I think it's gonna win the Turkey. I think this is. This is good. Oh boy. All right. Let's try this burrito. That was good. Yeah. Now, I'm excited. Genius. I mean this burritos not wrapped. Well, no, it's it's just a tortilla folded around at loosely no attempt at a rapping, I'm grabbing one for myself. This is into. This is. So it's good. It's good. Got in and out fries in there. So it's going to Cal. As well as. These are good that burritos. Good. Yeah. That's a good aspirated. Oh, I'm so happy. Buck. I don't know what to say we we can't give these the Vuk and war, right? Honestly, I think we should they we're really delightful. They were good. We'll look let's do this out should make a burrito. Fucking delicious. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, it's just taking a in both cases it's taken a good protein. And then putting in a tortilla instead of a bun, of course, it works. When you when you think about it? But what was that golden? Okay. Hey, how about that? These do they get the, golden whistle. What what does that man? No, your podcast more than you. I don't listen to this podcast. Why would I do that? Yeah. Golden whistle. We'd been giving for best chips and salsa. But maybe that's a compromise position. We can award it to such as creations here. Golden whistle. And then that's it. Yeah. They get the golden whistle fine. It gets the golden west the golden whistles now gone. Let's so let's let's sheet over me mind. Let's judge them. I mean their chips. Theirselves options are just getting chips for solid. Let's so let's get to our judgments of Taco Bell and bookie Tomas. So Mitch do you wanna talk through our system here for Nicole? Yes. Okay. Oh god. No. I don't really want you. Okay. I'll talk through it. So we are honoring says much madness as a tribute to March madness, we are honoring a key element who's often unacknowledged in the March madness basketball tournaments the refs and the way. So the way we are using rafts as our metric for judging tacos and Britos tacos get zero to five white stripes and Britos gets five black stripes. If you get ten stripes. That's a full shirt on is yet to achieve. There was a golden whistle for best salsa and chips by the now, it's gone to these monstrosity. So soap Akito midst. You wanna maybe go first to just sort of a to to lead the way with the with your judgment of how these are getting stripes. Okay. All right. All right. Let's break it down for Petito. I I'm gonna go. I really liked. I really liked the protein in the in the in the taco, I'm gonna go three and a half, white stripes three and a half. It's it just it's lacking. Something you always know this about it. It's it's it's good to just mix up. When you get a chicken burrito. You get a steak taco if you get a steak burrito. You're gonna chicken talk. Right. Anything like that? It's good to get a different bites that you were talking about. Yes. I'm not mad everyone that you are talking about. I'm not bad. God. Oh, I hit my Teesta. My teeth. I hit my teeth on the. Oh, don't worry twenty twenty baby. This is happened before she mistake the Mike for a big lollipop. When you wear your diapers and hang out with our cats. You should also be looking Lally. The Muller probe meant nothing. Gronk retired. Rough day. Anyway, Beato gets five black stripes. The burrito I said it multiple times. It's just one of the best burritos there is should have been tournament. Maybe not. Yeah. It's tough. It's tough. But it's it it does a really good job. There's there's also amazing. It's a really really quality place is up and down a lot of time the qual- like you can get a bad Kito story, but can't you anywhere. And then. Taco Bell five white stripes for the cheesy Gordy dacron. That's one of the best fast food. It's one of the best items. There is it's amazing. And then for the strategy chicken burrito, man. I'm gonna go three point seven five. Black stripes. Still get score not happy about this. There's better burritos at Taco Bell. Right. But that's a good showing from one that you thought was maybe subpar. Yeah. It's good. It was good. It was getting good quality burrito. Nicole your thoughts your judgement on some Taco Bell he'd mice. That burrito. Was a real delay? I think I give it five stripes that. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. I think I said I like him. She did she did. She after she said, I don't like him too, the Cobra. And then she said I like him after what it's true, Mitch Mitch. And I both looked over at you saw. Be. And then I think I'd give that taco two stripes. I Wiley it was not for me. I did not like him. And then talk about the data crunch show. I give if I've stride. It made me so happy. Then the burrito. I think I give it three stripe. Speaking of it's it's it's a solid burrito. I wasn't like Gaga for right, but solid. Yeah. Absolutely. A fair assessment there. I will say Kito moss that taco I'm with you two white stripes. It's just like the it's it's like you said these were students it's under seasoned. And I just feel like it needs another tortilla. And they're just the one tortilla gets mushy in doesn't stand up to the moisture the burrito, I'm gonna go. I'm not quite as favorable on it. I thought I thought it was it was great. But I'm not gonna go all the way to five. I'm going to say four and a half. Excuse me, stripes, black stripes, the classic Brita there the Taco Bell. I will say the shredded chicken burrito. Performed better than I expected. I'm also going to give this I'm gonna no, you know, what I'm gonna say three and a quarter, black stripes. Little a little better than average. I would still get a cheeseburger over it which for me is the metric, but the bean-and-cheese breed. I would say is four so three and a quarter. Nothing to sneeze at the criteria. Five white, stripes and kidding. It's great. It's great. It's a home run. What about the tacos supreme? I'd still get the tacos supreme like like four because I I think the I think the one with the rita's loco shell it's five, and I think the one with the conventional shell this four because it's just great sour cream. Does a lot of. All right. Well, so those are Cessna. We have given our stripes. The tournament is ended. None of these chains have have earned a full shirt. But dang one of these will be the winner. Dang. It's time to crown a champion. But for a decision of this magnitude, we can't make it alone. No. So please welcome much madness. Trifle council. That's right walking to stage every month madness. Twenty nineteen. Yes. Your hair looks fabulous. What? On a tree and Susser for some reason. Tony charlene. Ryan Perez Chetty Pearson, Mike hand for bad, apple DACA. Ooh. And I'm back to. Major reeburg. So mike. Oh, no. It's on. It's back on it should be set off. We played some survivor music for people who didn't here. We went all out is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, we got two different audio cues. I wore different wardrobe. We went all out. Thank you everyone for being here for so much for making time. Just test. My mic is this on your on this everyone there real quick. Are you hearing me everybody can every is good for residence Sherwin. All right. Great. Okay. So we got to Mike over there. One mic over there. Hey, we got two mikes over there. Why can fern? I don't like that. I don't like being called away from my home. To be called my name. I'm sorry. I'm saying you're wearing you're wearing a metal. Oh, yeah. I guess I am wearing. A metal today. I wear away. And I said I didn't win anything. But I participated in a half marathon today. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. What the fuck? Did. You all do today. You just came to the show you lazy FOX. Yeah. Fuck you. What did you do today? Like, I'm being serious. Walk us through your day. I woke up late at around noon. And then I I I kiss Irma. That's cute, then I kissed Wally back to sleep for a while. And then I picked up some stuff for the turn too much eight a grilled cheese. And I watched the Meg, okay? You woke up to kiss your cat. Yeah. I wake up when they wake up. We have similar sleep schedules. Was it late for anything particular or just no it was just late in the day? It was noontime. Okay. But I was partying last night. I wasn't party. Okay. No one was questioning. Cotton ally. Both sick home. You went to Damon busters alone. No people. The KFC where the fuck is the KFC bucket. So her I'm glad you asked Mitch Mitchell. Our Commissioner has. So Nick, do you want to explain what's going to happen here? So here's what's going to happen. Each of you who is up here is going to get a chance to say your piece, and let us know your thoughts on bookie Tomas versus Taco Bell the journal question and each of us on stage except for Susser will cast our ballot. Vote. We'll see get a vote. You're the Commissioner. Hold on. Yeah. It's good. You're gonna pick the one that's falling apart. I'll get I'll it's good. It's good. Okay. Go on. Can I ask a question? Yeah. What if we have? And years. That's okay. Judge it based off of your memory of Taco Bell. I'll do it later. So Jenny you. You're someone who and I know we've talked about this on the podcast, but you you kind of fast food or at least for a stretch. Yeah. I just haven't eaten much of it in my whole life. Can you imagine because my family was like a healthy family? Right. So wasn't allowed very much of an I think that just kind of carried over except for like the college years, but as of late I haven't actively gone I saw food Inc. Fifteen years ago, then forever was scared away. Hungary that. She's never been to a del taco. That's why our she lives a right by. Really? We just went out to dinner and ordered six different dish. That's. Tony you had a little acid on your tongue. When you brought up that she'd never had del taco. You're a del taco fan. Yes. And it's also like what try it. Little stinker. It was just apprising to me if if del taco was in this if this was a three way between del taco Taco Bell book, you know, mouse. Hey, Mike three way. If this was that kind of competition, would you vote del taco what does that? He's fucking the sauce. He's always been fucking this. I don't know. I did have it. The other night late night drive through. And it was I took a picture of the drive through and was upsetting. There was it looked really gross. They got my card, and they shut the window right away. And a guy kinda stared at me. But the food was fine. But it was but it was off pudding. Yes is the answer. Wow. I feel like they have fresh cheese. Yeah. I do love their freshly grated cheese. And I'm going to be. Matt like me, a fellow creature of the Southland spent his life in southern California. How do you feel about these two combatants that remain? Well, you know, I can't say that I've had peaky Tomas. Maybe at all. I don't think I've ever had it. I know not how did never got us here. I don't think I've ever had. I have a college degree. I guess something. God. I dropped out of college. But I've been picky Toma. Yeah. No. Obviously this audience cares. More about the food. But I'm a taco Bill freak. I look. Wow. I was saying I was inspired by the poll, and I most went and got a cheesy crunch, but the the Taco Bell. Microphones cutting out. And with good reason. Because you're getting too close to the truth. I'm about to blows thing wide open. Through at the Taco Bell over. I'm Beverly said it down. Your. Almost did. But there's a parking spot. That was just a little too small. Wow. Yeah. I was sad to. This is an audience. That's like Ben there. Ryan Perez you joined us early on for for fat chance kitchen. I'm curious about your again, your thoughts on bookie Tomas Taco Bell. How do you assess these these two remaining combatants? Well, the guiding metaphor for this. College basketball. Yes. Perennial March event I'd like to use a different kind of March event to create a different kind of analogy, which is every March we get the Academy Awards a battle between large films usually this year. Let's say a Black Panther a star is born green book smaller films, which would be in this case like the favorite or Beale street. If Beale street could talk, right. So in this case Akito mass is the Beale street could talk and. Taco Bell is the green book. Wow. Yeah. Are you using Taco Bell of whitewash? Exactly, exactly. Founder Glen bell is a white savior. The real problem. Mike Hanford your thoughts as we as we enter the finale, as we we approach a decision point, my thoughts on this on the surname. It just just about who you think it went just say say something about the tournament too. I think I already know who I want to win. I knew who I wanted to win. When the tournament started. Wow. Yeah. Wow. I have really nothing to say. I set it on the you set it on the podcast, right? When you were on. Yeah. You just said he wanted to way I thought that's what we're doing. I was given really no direction. I was brought to midges house and forced to Britos. Getting my cat allergy going through the roof. I went on. And then I thought I'd be a good choice. Allergy Bill didn't I you did. For comedy's sake. I wanted to say that I was having a tough time. Mitch how do you feel when you're good friends? Can't be around your cats. Your other good friends. Good friends, very. Who do you put for an emergency contact? You are coming for. I today. The answer is while the and Irma. I that literally the answer. I. Before that, I want to eat my corpse if I die. That's that's true. Emergency contact is my mommy, and I put mummy M O M Y. Mommy, green Mitchell. Far away. Good. I don't wanna be saved. These organs are useless. It's gonna be. You just got to keep pushing through twenty nineteen you're going to turn it around and twenty I feel that who are they gonna put my fatty liver in which person is gonna take my fatty liver. This is the point of emergency contact isn't a figure out how your organs are going to be donated to save your life. Nick. Nick, what Oni you're my new and Burkes. There you go great she'd crush it. Could do a lot worse than Tony? Thanks. Neko would you his fatty liver? If he wanted it, and that was part of his well like he wanted me to eat him. Like, he's just now. I'll do it all under your wishes think you'd like it because like, you know, steak has fat on it. It's good. Yeah. So I think I would be tasty to for someone. Marinade for awhile Fassa around in the. I thought about it Nick that is by the s that's what I want. If I want you to you my liberal. Yes. But you have a living will. When I have a lot of demands. You should make a living. Well, oh God. Let me know your guy because I want to get on this live in world lady. Her name is Shelly ruse up in the valley that's on me for assuming gender on that one more than a woman. Mitch. Mitch I think it's time. Yes. To cast our ballots and crown a champion we will each. Yes. So the the votes are going years. He oh there to the KFC bucket. Which is full of chicken. What are we gonna do that? So does anyone want to get you cold KFC mozzarella guys raisin handwrite there? Back here. Let's let's do you want to eat cold chicken. It's good called chickens. Great so much of hands. Go up. This is the show was bad. Now if you have. As people are doing this. I'm going to get some balance for us to distribute. Are you just want to oh who else? Check in on the Hong. He's he's. Right. Yeah. Doing. Okay. Okay. The shit. Once say hunky doesn't wanna get chunky. You can be chunky and hunky a pizza. I agree. I'm sorry. That's a false dichotomy. It is you honky honky junkies a C, you just gotta look. You're gonna you're gonna look and see. Oh, fuck everybody. It was good. I thing was good. It was on board with it. That's a thousand retweets. All right. That's such destroying the ballots. We are going to cast our votes, you're gonna talk about my medal for ways do. I wore it tonight. Not only to show off that Iran. Thirteen point one miles today. But also I wanted to donate to your cause whoever wins this tournament. I'm gonna find the closest whatever taco, Dan, we're doing whatever we're doing here. And I'm gonna hang this on the side and assume they'll know. Thank you. Thank you as we are casting ballots. They want to have any final. Arms that. That's great. I love it. It's like a guy eight year while we are who we want outer in. Oh, yeah. We're we're writing ever rule. So the winner we were writing the winner what they vote someone out on survivor right off. Fuck I guess, we'll go sir watching. I think it'd be end. You've you want to win. I think it'd be end vote who you want to win. No shut up. But that's. But that man knows the rules of the podcast, you write the winner. You just right. The win. Just right. Everyone's just gotta write your favorite this. Right. The winner. We'll do it that way Kito moss and Taco Bell. That's right. Keno moss Taco Bell where we've gave the fuck and golden whistle to the abominations. You made the heart of champions to the fans we did that. I'm blocking their view. Yeah. I think we're going to do. I think we need to having won the won one pen. Of course. Ten how do we make this a logistical nightmare? How do we not set? Kyle take care of this one simple thing at the end of the show. Fault the losers being. All right. How do we security? Loser is going to shark shark of some of you are writing the winner going to jaaz. Can. I also say I said that I wanted to stand not happy with. Vision. Head in it. No, I'm good. No, no. Okay. Farley out back here. Who's the other who's the other? We have two votes in here. Already from able to make it. Oh, yes, we have to to to votes, Mary, sewn and Farley Elliott, two of our other guests, very fortunately had a had other stuff on the menu tonight. Then what be more important, but Farley actually, he just didn't wanna come which I admire, but they have already cast their votes. They are already area. Bucket is everyone's vote in the bucket. I speak now or forever. Hold your. We got all these here. Okay. Be clear. The loser is going to Bruce the shark which is getting eaten by the MAG. Is there an audience vote like whoever they got the heart of a champion? They're happy with how they get enough. Okay. We can't give them one vote. No, okay. Dan for twenty. If there's a tie the audience will be the tiebreaker. We'll do it that way. Okay. It's so fucking greasy in here. It's disgusting. Okay. The first boat. Keno. Moss moss. How next boat? Taco Bell Taco Bell. We are at one and one. A vote for T-ball, which I assume Taco Bell on. I need a review also written on this says, hi, Mitch. So someone is written t bellowed, I Mitch alot. I'm going to allow it allowed us this for Taco Bell Taco Bell one for Oman to one third vote for Taco Bell Taco Bell. Let's pause net. Let's just punts. Yes. How's it? Ruined feeling. This is the most intense thing I've ever been a part of on the edge of my seat breads. Your thoughts. Someone has written Taco Bell four to win and fittingly. It is the fourth vote for taco hold on. Hold on. Don't do that AT komax. Now. Hold on. What do you mean? What am I supposed to do? Just. Or saying this is not the pros. Yeah. Jesus christ. They just picked up the fuck and greasy napkin fuck. One that shit Jennie had something to say, yes, go ahead. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. In fact, you know, what Matt which with me? Will it be another vote for Taco Bell? Who knows it will not vote for? To it stays alive. A comeback papers see-through, Scott. Hold on another for Taco Bell. All the restaurants are talk about Taco Bell. You're the job. That so mad at the sun. Mitch this Super Bowl Taco Bell winning the tournament of champions in one year. You gotta be walking on cloud. Yes, we go homing. I'll be going home a happy man tonight. You're not appropes. You can't be pro. What am I supposed to do all the? Needs them off one by one as when I was doing. No, you're no. Finding no pros take this out. I'm returning to the gap tomorrow. Anyway, cares. I'm taking. Wow. Susser taking my car's hat and put it on. Well, hey, that's it. I don't want. Are there any final thoughts from the jury? The tribal council about the winner or the loser piss. Pissed. Now. Taco Bell Taco Bell Taco Bell. Just three votes. Were there was it was it was the only two votes for Keita. It was a drubbing. Did you guys? I'm voted. Oh, wow. To the other vote. I know was from Farley Elliott. So and Jenny Kito food editor he is. Yeah, we should defer to him Farley vote counts for three votes and still loses. Guys. We've just crowded jail. Choppy had congratulations taco. Everyone onstage, Nicole. Or tribal? Tony charlene. Ryan says teddy Pearson, Mike and for fat apple dot gov. Time for this man. Mike Mitchell, I'm wider happy. Z? Thank you.

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Munch Madness: Qdoba vs. Del Taco with Matt Apodaca

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Munch Madness: Qdoba vs. Del Taco with Matt Apodaca

"This is a head gum podcast. Nineteen sixty four in the Mojave desert town of your California at hackbarth opens a Mexican fast food eatery called CASA del taco hackbarth. The former underling of Taco Bell, founder Glen bell scores. An immediate hit with his nineteen thousand tacos and twenty four cent burgers quickly expanding. The nearby barstool the midpoint between L A in Vegas on interstate fifteen it's high visibility bar sto outlets grow the business to its current prevalence. If not outright dominance in the western United States and in the process hackbarth drops word CASA from the name to create its current nonsensical brand nine hundred ninety nine a copyright dispute. Forces Denver founded fast, casual Mexican outlet Zuma to change its name. The company taps agency. Heckler associates for the rebrand who lands completely made up vaguely as tech and sounding three syllable word, which would stick as the outlet grossed over seven hundred locations across the nation today, these concepts represent two of the five largest Mexican American chains on the planet, but only one can emerge victorious and progress to the Trumpian ship round, which of these pseudo Spanish gibberish brands will surpass the final. Roadblock on the road to the finale this week on Doboy the second semi-final matchup and munch madness. Twenty nineteen the tournament of champions mouth of the border del taco. This is Cuba said go. The. Welcome to dope boys, the podcast about chain restaurants, while I'm Nick Weigel alongside my co-host. Gaseous clay the spoon, man. Mike mitchell. I liked that one. Kevin sent that. Oh, really, Kevin new. Hopefully, the smartest minion. He's the smartest on the smartest has been the leader, cow smartest. Tallest minya. Let mischievous that kind of plies to with humans to I think I am being taller than you. I am smarter. The smartest man we know shack, obviously is smart smart shit, exit smart guy, back down being even smarter. Oh, backtrack. Schiff? Shawn. Bradley, big brain genius, George Murison. Very smart. Kevin rates. Thanks, all the wholesome quality entertainment. If you like me to roast Mitch of the show is something that you'd come with rosta, energy dot com. The address no don't do it you tell people not to do. They don't do it. But you like that one. I mean, I didn't really like it. I'm not like a gas. Smelly guy. You really not. You're not a smelly. Man. You smell pretty nice. I'm not. Hey, everybody. I'm not know, you're not that kind of big guy. Do they clump, Nick? I mean wish we pretty flooding. I wished I live club. Jane, this podcast would be two clumps on other sides of the table. Just rip fast food. Somebody call an exorcist. Indeed. Well. How does nation? Here's a little drop. The Nicosia Cobol. Up setup whenever when things on the puck up with this podcast up. Shut up. I fucked up very bad. It's your son up shut up. You're way too bad up. I like that one. Actually, I think. Chloe Chloe in Philadelphia, something I hope hope use this joy khloe in Philadelphia. Thanks khloe shit. Exco birds? What here in Philadelphia they like the birds? Go birds the eagles or you're done. Why the fuck would you say that you don't really follow the NFL? But imagine of Philly fanatic like like khloe. There would be excited to hear a bird shout out. Go birds. I was at the Super Bowl where they beat. The patriot. Go birds. A fan now. Birds did with the Rams could not that's true birds. Stop saying go birds. You don't you? Don't mean when you don't mean it when you say it when you say go birds. I mean, it I want those birds to go make I got my teeth cleaned today. I went to the dentist story to really, wait. Hold on. I don't really have a store got teeth clean highlight. This also in the in in my outline, I have a dentist shoutout right here. Verify this they've been watching one of my molars. Yeah. Gonna get a small little filling in it. That's has come. It was also cool to feelings. Oh, yeah. Feelings out the wazoo. I how did you think you have more than we? No. Because I think I've heard your number sixteen filling. Yeah. That's insane. I have I have very bad teeth. Are y'all chunking cream filling? Oh, man. I wish. Bad boys. Refilled every week is out do you to brush your teeth with that fake candy toothpaste that gooey the the chocolate kind they have or like I'm thinking like the very like gooey green. You know, like the. Yeah. The candy gels. Do you know what you're? Died by the other ones that you eat. Yeah. I do know. I was thinking because I had a friend who in elementary school who had chocolate flavored toothpaste, which was disgusting. And it was like like a gimmick. Like, you don't want to eat your tooth. Pinot. I agree. It's nasty. It's disgusting. So you got a molar you gotta get your that Moeller filled in. That's I'm sorry to hear that mobile toothpaste. Not too bad. Yeah. And you know, what there was a little a little piece of plaque. There's a little plaque. She had a really dig in there. Fucking hurt hurt like a motherfucker, and then I had to go to the had to go. Eat fucking del taco afterwards. I actually I asked her. I was like how long are nice suppose that you to have an hour after the she's like, no that's children. Okay. And then I went Bill taco we'll get to that. In a second my dentist anecdotal. I'll say real quick went to our guest. I always get accused of things because they have very bad teeth. I I have good dental hygiene. I have a sonacare use it. Religiously I have a I mean, I actually have quipped toothbrush used that. Religiously big quip user use the quip the brand that sponsors us. I'm always quipping it. I have a sonic quip. Son at quip gotta go fast. Where those chili dogs. Tails, let's kiss. We're getting these memes. Those considered memes. What are those? I think they're just like things he says autographs photographs for my personal. Yeah. Fan fixed. The so so, yeah, I got accused of being a tobacco like chewing tobacco user. It's like delayed US CIA because erosion in my gums, and we've actually figured it out. It's from those out towards I always have. I'm a big I'm a big mint, man. I'm always I'm always popping these Alto a habit. I started years ago. I thought it was pretty healthy. Now, I can't even do that. He says it can't use the any anymore. Man Prescott smelling. I know with our diet. Do you know when I was in high school kid? Started to get stomach problems because he ate Alto. It's too much during the day. Wow. Fucked up his stomach. Yeah. That's that's a that can be an issue 'cause you're just getting so much sugar. And I mean, they are loaded with sugar and another kid he he swallowed a mental. And then swallow DIKO can explode. This kid. Yeah. Mitch are guesses writer performer from UC in the podcast, candy dinner. And what's what these homeys talking about? Weezer mad abadaka as here. Matt. Hi, guys. Sorry. I did before I was at your dues. There is you know, it was right there with me up with little little little Bunce for Matt. You're now on the Doboy black. List? I think last time I was here for the double. So I didn't I don't think we had a drop or Heidi host sprint Hidehiko was very exciting. And also watching Nick, do the very energetic intro to the March madness tournament of champions was the only thing I can explain it like if you're walking through like to go visit Hannibal Lecter. It was what one of the other prisoners would be doing. Straight jacket like carving Ottawa rather about a chain restaurant. Man, all those other. That's like such great detail. All those other little little crazy for you get to handle about movies about those guys, but they're there too. Yeah. L there. That's that's manhunter. Do you ever see the Michelman mail when it heard it so good? Oh, I love it. Yeah. I really I really enjoyed it. But that that's it's like a it's in the Hannibal verse in you, and you in the you meet they they did it as ragged red dragon rat Ratner one rattener saw the Ratner. One one's not good. But it's mostly is the same story. Little bit different the Radnor ones. Okay. I saw in the sod in the theater. It's you know, it's okay. Because the cast is good. Yeah. But it's just it's also like it's it's Brett Ratner, you know. He was directed the movie Jack awful, holding shrimp. Cocktail resent. Let's do have been doing fucking Renner. Do rush hour aided the rush hours. Yeah. Those are the restaurants are has made good movies hit say he's he's made the formula work for couples their new Russia. He must not be directing the new. I don't know. I don't know if he's involved at all. So just to be clear you stand with Renner. Okay. The man hunter has a very eighties vibe to it. So it like it it feels very of the time. But I had I told someone to watch it, and they didn't Joe maybe it was Paul rust and Leslie his wife, maybe maybe they didn't. But I loved it. But it is a very like eighty s there's a very eighties my job and makes it creepy or you should check it out. But it's like, do you know who play? It's who plays a brand Cox. It's brian. Yeah. Brian Cox plays Hannibal, great actor, and that's any I've seen of the lambs and no other ones. But for some reason, no everything about. Silence of the lambs rules. That's just that's like one of my favorite movies. Good. God. I want to watch it again middle watch it again in this for. What on silence of the lambs? We're back after this break. Welcome back to double as we just watched the entirety of silence of the lambs turned. It was awkward watching a movie while Nick had an erection. You kept cheering on buffalo. Bill. Did the dance when he did look I've learned it. Kind of a lip sync battle sort of thing. Like thirty thirty seconds before that scene came up. You you yell to everyone tuck time, boy, we didn't know what you were talking about met. You are you have a podcast about weezer your weezer enthusiast aband-. I'm not super familiar with Mitch, you know, a little bit of weezer. I really liked weezer when I was in middle school. I got the blue album. Yeah. Middle school, baby. Getting my first kiss. Listen weezer, dating a girl. I never kissed ever. Practicing on your closed fist the Kelly wheel. And what a bad choice you made. That's that's my first girlfriend Nick Kelly wheel. Oh, boy shouted to Kelly. Yeah. She's probably listening to the podcast probably heard this you probably like, hey, please don't ever mention my name she's living. She's listening to this being like why? Get away. I think she's not in L, A rain. That's the dream. But yeah, but you were saying you were you were into this. The most goes in there. I was I was I was big. I was big. I really liked that was like that rocketed up to like, my my favorite band. And then I remember I got to high school in my my God. My parents always comes over for Christmas. Yes. And my Godfather's Sarah was like a like, hey, listen to that anymore. No. And she's like, yeah. Sure. I gave it a gave it up. But I, but I'm Sam because I do I actually do like that. I never I try to listen to some of the other albums never actually got into. I think that that's the most accessible album. They have I think so. I think so I think if I were to try to convert somebody who hadn't heard weezer before I would give them the blue album because I think top to bottom. It is perfect. I was three when it came out if anyone homeless. I am. As such as a man of a younger generation, how did you get into this? And my mom is young. And so she would play that out. She was like peak age for that album. I think it she was like twenty when that album came out. She was twenty four. Okay. Twenty four. And so she would play it a lot. And my aged your mom than you. I think so no. No, my mom just turned fifty. And you're okay. So yes. Thirty eight. Yeah. I guess I'm twenty eight. So it's about right in the middle right in the middle. Okay. We should do a progression photo. We'd be like who are those losers in that cool woman. She was young. She would play that album a lot. I think I just inherited a lot of her music taste as grew up in just didn't stop. I've seen them. Probably. I've seen them over ten times probably similar to you with Dave Matthews band. Try to see them anytime there in LA, or at least close to it. But they're they're my boys. And I know they've made some really questionable music choices as of late. But it seems like they're having a lot of fun. I'm on a little text read, and we discussed what was better new Dave Matthews or new weezer interest. And I made a playlist. I believe my Carlson made a playlist of Spotify. And we are songs and then with the new album, it was Finally I think everyone gave in was like new day, man. Schooler? I think day Matthews one out there. Both maybe probably both pretty embarrassing. But I don't know. I mean, like weezer is more. I think I think the Africa cover some of that stuff is a little too that. I think that's their biggest single ever. Ever of TOTO song? That's very insane. That is that is because you wait hold on. I I want to compare because you're saying that something off of the new Dave Matthews is better than something. The knew he was gonna pick randomly. What's the new? We I guess I guess nominated new weezer song. I mean, are you are you had to dominate the worst one off the off the worst on the new album? I think is called living in LA. Okay. Weezer living in LA. Okay. Let's play a little bit of living in LA. We'll get a sense. This is going to be good. I'll pick the worst one to. That's. Oh back on a little bit of living in was laughing immediately. Nick, you are you're looking you're like this. You looked confused. I had go is bad weezer. Like, if we did do Chicago with you. I did I did living in LA. I picked living in a way. But it clicked on what I had open which was what I used for this in the Chicago show. I did I did a did everybody. Does anybody know really really know what time it is spoiler for upcoming show. You listen to music so infrequently that it was still the was still the last thing. This thing that we played at our live show three weeks ago. All right here, we go. Here's a little living in LA. It's not playing. This. It's like a mmediately bad. It's like a maroon five signs. I'm sorry. I'm doing this too. Everyone here. Emma use. I'm sorry. That's pretty rough. Mitch what's your nominee from their new album? This is because also capo joy begin could play that one. That is because I was thinking was like she or that girl is you but a samurai cop is you might as well play Sam Reich. I'll play a little Samarai cop Ocho begin the parenthetical. This is better. At least this is an instrument that I understand what it is. That's true. Wow. It's been settled. I mean, I don't even Ari rivers Cuomo. Barry rivers, you gotta go answer to Dave. And he's he's he'll somewhere. Dave Matthews gets a lot of whatever I can't get into this. I can't do there's a lot of back between both bands. Actually, there's a lot of unfair. Call it bullying bullying. Worst bullying that takes place online river. It's about these two straight white men. Why does Dave Matthews himself? Get so much. I'm confused. But like I feel like I'd never hear rivers getting as much as Dave because rivers is very clearly Deeb and Dave acts like he's not. I think the I think people the music Dave Matthews band is like a punching bag and so as as the front man as the guy who named the band after himself. Dave Matthews naturally gonna be the lightning rod there. It's the same reason. Chad Chad Kroeger the bans not named after him. But Chad Kroeger gets all that hate from Nickelback. Detractors, the rest of the band is just as at fault, right? That doesn't track though. Chad crow, it's not Kroger back it's nickel. But that's what I can see that after him frontman. He's the most visible part is the guy who was married Averell Wien. Maybe still is God, I hope so I hope they're still together for the sanctity of marriage. Some marriage work in this crazy world, we we Kelly Whalen, and I forgot sites. Something please Wayland get back with Mitch happily married with children. I believe may leave that other fan started new one with Mitch I have cats. You like litter in your bed man that is a real problem. I have cats too. Just like no matter what they always litter in your bed. Maybe there is a solution to not be gross. I guess, but they track litter this this is a real issue. They track cat struck litter. Fucking everywhere. It's it's annoying. I got I got a room. I think I'm going to get a second roomba. Nick. I think that's my Zaka roomba doing that. Well. We had a new patriots. Bitches room. Wait. So like, it's there's that much litter around and cat, dander and hair, and such they get a lot of just make a lot litterbox is in your bed. Right there. A little boxes the bottom. I've had it installed at the bottom of my bed. So Puppa has to go down. Chamber pot. What's the cat situation at your home? So there weren't as of recently there are three there were for my roommate has two cats. I have two cats what we recently had to put down one of my room. All she was in a ghost, basically, the whole time. She was very sweet very low. Right. But she was just bones and looked like she wished for death every day. Like, it was how old was she? She was nineteen Mary use up their age. Yeah. She was like, I mean, I mean, I won't get into all her problems. But she was just like peeing everywhere and stuff like I don't know where to go anymore. But she was she was really sweet her name is beauty. And she was a real real treat, all ripe beauty. Yeah. Listen be. That's zip two cats in BUSTER zip till twenty two. Wow. And BUSTER was almost twenty. She was she was she was up their age. My guys are like eleven and fifteen they're they're getting up there who your guys what the names their names Hurley and Sawyer like from law. Wow. Yeah. But you know, what you can. See fifteen year old cat, and they can seem completely fine. Yeah. Yes. Sawyer is my terrible. Yeah. He's just like he's mad at me. All the time. He thinks I suck. And he's right. Walling guy. So. I my room floor. It's not hard to get litter out of the bed. He's always saying. You are right. We probably should never admit at these things. Anyone else's my bet. I'll just tell them. It's food crumbs. Eating sand weird. Why not you'll say they'll say, oh, yeah. Eat it. And you'll go, okay. I try to get into Pinkerton, by the way is that the green album Pinkerton is their second on the green completely separate like they have six monochromatic releases at this point subtitled, but being trying to get into pitcher didn't it didn't work. Yeah. That was like the sentiment. I guess for the time it was nineteen Ninety-six. So I was of course, only but five years old. I'll say it is often as I can. But it was like at the time. It was not received well critically or correct? And now it's like one of the album's people say like made the nineties, but I think it's quite good. Some of the lyrics have not aged. Well, because it is very like why doesn't this girl? Like means. Like, okay. Well, that's how you in that twenty four like twenty four thirty now he's fifty now and still calling women girls. Not green. But I have a podcast all about how much I I love them. And I spend a lot of time being like he's weird. But it's cool is the so are you breaking down because you know, we we ran out of things to talk about pretty quickly on Doboy. You we have all of chain restaurants to discuss like are you breaking down individual songs going by you just talking about letting your guests to drive run the zoo is like it's Adam by so right now they have fourteen and there's like I've already recorded like a good chunk of them. But I'm only doing the fourteen now. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm only doing that. Because I can't commit to doing a full-on like discussion by there's always so much to say about right? I think one particular topic. I'm not gonna go through again, you know. Yeah. But there there's also like some site things that I'm going to talk about in like, I'm going have like a couple of musicians on talk about like their influence and stuff. So I think they're small little things like that's talked about. But I'm not gonna do. I probably won't do more than. Twentieth. Right. Yeah. Nick, who's what was your first June? Remember, I think I'm trying to remember the first music, I got, and I think that it was either a cassette. It's now on all cassette of snows informer, very cool. Equal, you know, semi Soma down the lane them. Wwco massage someone down the lay down next is rolled back. Or it might have been due the Diddy Haber boy by paper do the paper. Boy. Right. It might have been it might have been who who are the two criss cross. Now, they were they were. I think I don't even know if I got them or my sister had them. Now, do you do you mean like a thing you got that wasn't like me asking for music Christmas Christmas morning. I think I got snows informer and do the Diddy by paper. Boy, this is the first cool. These are the I I know I was like in fifth fourth or fifth grade. I'm sure that was back when you get like an at like you'd buy at whole album for one song as there wasn't a way to buy you could buy an individual single. But it was like five bucks in the hostel were cassette single. Yes. They were they were they were both cassettes, the Enin get and then also sorry. Is it get a grip Arrowsmith? Oh, yeah. Get on the cover. Yeah. They had one that was one that was called pump in a bunch of lascivious titles. I had a I let's see I because I when you said that I was thinking that I had the like a record of one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. But that was a that was when I was a child you played that on a gramophone. I'd and drinking. I know I had a I think I get like I think I got like three tapes also tapes, and I got I remember midnight oil was one of them. I got how could we sleep with our beds are burning that that? Yeah. And then I got I got Janet Jackson rhythm nation. Wow. And then I got what was the other one? I want to say it was a it was a rapper named Candyman. But I can't remember what single was. Yeah. Terrify covered with bees say it again. We'll give up Candyman. Man rapper and before that it was probably for you like internet. Dial up sounds. Listen to doomsday whistles. Okay. Let's see hit single Knockin boots way. And now, we gotta find knocking boots Candyman because I'm sure that's why I bought it. For candy man's Knockin boots came out and looks like nine hundred ninety nineteen eighty-seven rather Candyman Knockin boots here. Well, this this this Jackson. I'm fine. I don't want the playlist the single Jew ago. All right. The album ain't no shame in my game. I remember this now. The Gandhi man is on the prime though. This does not check out for you got to speak up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is great. Is this the most music you've ever heard? These little snippets of some. I play video games. News is in the background, turn it off to distract you. Get a grip came out in one thousand ninety three so April nineteen Ninety-three. So I was about probably the fourth grade, maybe and then. I got the cassette of that. Which had like, I think like for on even on the cassette. There was a Larry and eat the rich. I remember the first after the interim, and we play the cassette in my car, and my parents home, I like, we're like, what is our son. What does he get into the Aerosmith is a bunch of Bernie Bros. Arrowsmith is ours with his Elaine band as well barris? 'cause I was that like starting to be my, but you know, what Pink Floyd even when I was like in elementary school to middle school is like a band that? I've liked my entire life. I didn't get into them until I was older. My brother lake got me. Let me borrow dark side of the moon knows. Like, oh, this is cool. This is like psychedelic like I thought it, but I was like teenager that point. God you liked anything psychedelic? Yeah. I like that sort of stuff like that trippy source stuff. I just can't picture tripped out while you're listening to dark side of the moon is room open your eyes. It is. I picture you sitting cross legged on the ground. Besides right behind. With zero THC in your. No, I I like to I'm remembering another Cassetta had very early on. My brother had deathl- deathly birds hysteria, which was a had had some of their biggest singles on it. And I wanted also wanted a death leopard album because I thought like well, my brother gets when I want one too. So I got deaf leopards pyro mania, which did not have the hit singles on it. So it's kind of like at least for me kind of forgettable album. But it just like to look at it. Pyromaniac fire was in the fire was Beavis was going nuts with fire. He was losing his mind over fire fire starter by prodigy. Right. Fire was fire was lit. Oh boy. Fire was lit back in the nineties. Matt you're you're from not just from southern California. But you hail part in part from my hometown of Lakewood, California. Yes, I wanted to talk about well, you talk it. We how much we talk about Quincy on ear not enough. Some equal time for Lakewood at least a little bit. For everyone listening at home bitch is wearing patriots hat and a Boston sweatshirt. Celtics hoodie. Yeah. No, go ahead. Talk about like what I'm just going to go in the other room and take a nap. Stay in here. Might learn something I'm a Lakewood. Yeah. Likewise was a fine to it's a fine place. It's fine. It's going on. Really? It's it's the most interesting attributes is beyond it being the first plan community in the country is kind of the progenitor of tract homes for better or worse that it's right next to Long Beach, which is far more interesting vibrant city. But what was the Lakewood we, touch and there's a little bit when you were here on double. But Doug a little bit about your eating habits growing up in Lakewood, your favorite chains. Yeah. And and specifically I wanna talk about a Mexican food a little bit. But let's let's start with let's start with your favorite food and food from your hometown. Well, so like, I I love islands. And so you're saying in Long Beach. There's the Long Beach town centres. Yes, stone's throw away from where my family with which again, I'm old enough to. Remember when that was built that you'd be nothing. Yeah. Is it just postwar? Yeah. You were there when it was the field where mardi MC fly credit. But it was like I go there a lot. There's a lot of good restaurants there, obviously in and out before we go pass island because I love islands so much I in the rewards club. I get points. They go there for Mahalo Mondays when you get double points. The it's not Mahalo Mondays anymore. They change it to. I think it was what the fuck was. It was something Wednesdays for while. And now they've just got like triple points weeks can really cash into become their points program with their happy hours. You can really make out like a bandit. But. But what is your what is your? What's your favorite thing from Ireland? Well, if I'm feeling frisky. I'm gonna get that that pipeline with on. Oh, yeah. Really good. And also some of that Chile falls off the burger dip in a frying. Danny no problem at all no way. It's getting it's going to get you don't you worry about. Some of it fell on the table table. Suck right off. I like the I think it's is it just called the Hawaiian burger. I think it has pineapple and teriyaki sauce. I think that's the way. I think that's the hula burger. That's like such rock-solid. Right. Where you go. Right. I think that's so good. But I like that. And in recent years, they've expanded their menu to not just have. I think what they used to boast was fined burgers and cold drink rate. And now they have like tacos. And like, I don't know if they have like, I don't think they have like chicken tenders, but they have own their sandwiches tortilla soup. They're pretty good. Yeah. Good. Yeah. I want to add a new tier to table freak floor fanatic. Boy, you got a piece of you got fell on the floor. Are you gonna pick it up your floor of seems to I mean floor freak also should be floor freak just just they should all just be table freaking floor freak because the table. They look down. They literally they're looking down on the floor freaks. It's like it's a step too far all eat off the table. But that's why should be worse than. Animal a floor. Fuck I have four flack steak floor. Fuck. I have a confession. I recently might have joined this tier this class of person. I was cutting a mango trying to eat like a healthy snack, and I didn't YouTube how to cut a mango because I usually don't, hey, nobody cuts the mango. No, no. Chris Catan doesn't unsubscribe from our patients. Let's here he goes from platinum down to gold, but I was cutting mango, and I was like slicing the I don't know what that is like a rind slicing the skin on the trash, and it got so slippery. They dropped the whole mango in. This was a a recently added bag. There was some trashing it. But I grabbed that mango out of the trash kept cutting trash how trash tyrant trash then. I did also drop it a second time on the whole my God rinsed that's wild was just going on. This is a cartoonist thing with this mangoes shooting on your hands. Yeah. I slipped on a banana peel coconut pretty girl walked by your tongue stuck out and just. Thai spun the circle. Yeah. Then I became an angel and floated to heaven. Nick, I've looked up the famous people born in Lakewood number one, Bryce Xavier an Instagram star number two, and then you can end this list after that. Kyle Korver Corvers Lakewood. Ian and Bobby Crosby is third. Ryan James, a gold may let me look Brian Xavier in my anywhere on the list that I that I place. I do not see you guys on there. I'm sure that there is an expanded list that you both make. Yeah, they can probably add to this wanted. On the most wanted list banned from makeup bony public library. The Bryce savior looks like a young guy. He's look he might be a teenager. He looks to too young for me to be looking at his Instagram. You're not stopping. Just make a few bookmarks. He passed us somehow. Yeah. That's wild. Good for him. Good for Bryce, I tell you that there was there was someone in Quincy like wanted to try to make like they try to write up like some legislation about Quincy being the most patriotic city in the country. I tell you this. No, I don't think. So they're like they could have it. Yeah. That's fine. Oh, we want. We want Quincy the most patriotic. Sitting in the country. And they were they were listening off got to presidents, and you know, from the eighteenth century. Okay. Well, John Adams, John Quincy Adams, John Hancock. Nick, come on. Again. These are that you're just this is the this is like Celtics fans talking about the sixties championships. It's like this is ancient history. My God anyways, one of the things they listed off which is so fucked up. Yeah, they were like in the the pilot who dropped the bomb on Nagasaki north Quincy high school. Did tell me what. What? What are you doing? Make us the most patriotic city bull on stress. Yeah. Mike is an I were making fun of see we get it Quincy guys. Get some of you guys are are plugged guys. Quincy's a bad spot. Quincy verse Lakewood rumble. Let's fucking fight. Just finally finally settle it. Yeah. Suburban population at my sort of rose gallery of Lakewood friend Jonathan. Normal. All right, guys. I know as they fight you, and I will cower somewhere and watch. Yeah. I don't know. I mean like what's not without its problems? We talked about this a little bit on our on our show when you were when you did this episode about about Lakewood on the DOE boys. Double they the slogan growing up was tomorrow city today was like because again, this forward-looking place and then at some point after I moved there after moved away. They changed the slogan to times change values. Don't sound very very very maga-. Yes. I don't not not done a fan of that. At all. Let's go back tomorrow city today. You moved. You're saying that you you were for some reason, you're the reason it stay the way it was before. You're gonna do. This is this is in the recent past like, I went back there and saw new slogan on this on the town sign when the bucks going on here. Your head turned all the way around. What else was weird about Lakewood? They have seen this Matt they have an eatery in Lakewood called humble brand. Yeah. I saw this. That's insane. It's insane. It's fucked up. Thanks. Like something that that Harris whittles invented and they named their restaurant. And it has it's been open for years. It's been open for like five years. So sue them on behalf of the wiggles estate. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Sandwich. It's called humble brags brags. That's so weird. It's ver-. It's very odd. Because also too it's like, it's such an internet. He sort of phrase that I feel like people in general, the general public isn't going to be aware the average Lakewood citizen is going to know what a humble brag is a stepdad. Dave has no idea. What? He didn't see them tweeting restaurants, so busy because we have to take all this money being like, oh, I see what they're doing. He doesn't understand. I wonder if I should tell the story. I'll I'll tell I won't tell the person who's involved with. We mean, another person everyone will know who it is have the password to Harris's humble brag account and that his was a year after pass away. We were gonna re tweet people who had tweeted out about him passing. We didn't do outs the accounts been corrupted and people. I think it's gone now. Yeah. Like for it's a bummer because that was that was a great, you know, it was a very great idea gotten the guys it became vocabulary word, and it was just like such a great chronicling of people, you know, very bragging in a very specific way. You don't not everybody gets to create a world nominal observation that became like a touchstone. We all know that it, right? Really crazy. Yeah. It was it was it was good to call. It was. He was great a grand. Harris. Yeah, he'd beauty the cat some. But hey, you know, put beauty the cat in the same category. Jose where should we memorializing fucking zip? In the BUSTER. I mention them. Zip AP BUSTER, and John Adams and John Quincy and John Quincy Adams, John Adams, John Hancock and the guy who dropped the bomb on Nagasaki. Most of most of all when you visit Quincy, maybe it will be this year. I'll take you down into the tomb the atoms tomb was very cool Lido. I'll be quite content. Don't you have to walk to? Got like my players put him down at the top affect. They were gonna say there's going to be a Libya's soprano style. Escalator over down at a chair. So Nick down there don't smoke John Quincy Adams bones, an attempt to become smarter. Is that how high is that? Excape they go to a graveyard. He's not buried in the graveyard, and they dig up John they chose. I mean, it's really funny. They chose funny. It is funny, and he smokes John Quincy Adams and then at the end like they don't they bring back. I forget what how exactly it happens. Ben Franklin's ghost appears when they smoke bomb or something. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Great. I mean frail bots on the theater together. It's got jokes level movie would joke. I think I've said this before it was either this or Jason X that me and frail bought went and watched. And then everyone else went and saw what's what's Anderson's? The Royal Tenenbaums. Gives me the right choice. So let's talk Mexican food a little bit. Because it's been a topic. I wanna talk generally like, how do you? What's your what are your feelings on on Mexican food? And specifically I want to drill down where you stand on the taco versus burrito conundrum. Okay. So this is something I have gone back and forth with quite a bit. Well, my Mexican food thing in general is that like the, you know, the more like hole in the wall e place is always going to be better for sure chain, or whatever we had this place. I did spend a Geordie my life in Lakewood. But I grew up like as a little boy in Downey. And we were we would go to this place called L taco just had a couple of locations. And it was it was really really good. You can get like any anything on that menu is perfect. They made it fresh like just there. And it's like it's like a family that makes this. Yeah. And I find that my what I think is always good in Mexican food is when they do the simple. Things like really really well. So I always judge a Mexican food place by like, if they're rice and beans are good before go to like, the main courses because if that's good the rest of it slaps for sure. But like if that's bad. I'm not going to be super stoked by get something like six like cheese and chill out or something. That's not going to be like to like crazy or you'll ask for a side of rice and beans. Go to your table eat it, and then come back and back that kitchen and be like let me see those being. That guy you call these beams. No, it's always just like, I guess trial. Like like, my first time a place. It'll be let's see what this is all I need is a single being Nick. And then I can judge it just one cut it into then little slice in share it. Yeah. I think. Yeah. The simpler thing like, the the more the more intricate items are gonna be good. If they knock out the easy stuff. I I would go to L taco ally. We would go we were at taco. We were Taco Bell house. But also love I love to del taco growing up. We loved what what is name of. Oh, supermax we used. So. Yes, Mexico's great. This is a Long Beach specific chain. Yeah. Supermax is really good. I loved I think I talked about it on the double thing was called yet. Holy moly was very great also sort of like right at area specific, but other than that like I hit up a lot of the chains. Like, we didn't do like El Torito because like my family's Mexican. So and my mom my mom's Puerto Rican. But she learned how to make like Mexican food. Really good. So we just Steph. All that stuff. And so it was also one of those things where it's like, well, there was a place. I don't know exactly where it is. But it's it's called. What is it's the name of. I can't even I had it in lost it, but it was his place that was very crews. It was called Veracruz. It would go there all the time as a kid, and I would always I was a picky boy. So when I was like four or five years old, I always ask for a hamburger, and they would just make a hamburger with the ground taco meat, and it was really really good. But they kind of sloppy Joe ish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I I as I got older I started to appreciate the Mexican food more. But right. Spots. We would be I used to love. I in in the taco burrito debate. I used to be big on burritos used to really really breed. Right. But I think I think I'm a taco boy. Wow. It's disappointing. Burritos rule us do raw saying, they're both great. I like tacos more. But they're both great. I just eat tacos more. But yeah, I think I can sometimes a burrito. We'll just take me out. Like, I was like, oh, well that I ruined my day so full, but like I could eat like a good amount of tacos and be like, okay. That was that was a regular sized meal. Oh, I went to fish tacos. The other day that place on hillhurst is incredible. I don't know if you've been there before. But it's it's the best fish tacos. They right. The hubris of that name and yet they live up to it. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's if you haven't been I think, it's it's probably the best. I mean, it is the best fish tacos in Los Angeles. I think quite good. The real good a lot of people make arguments Ricky's, I haven't been to Ricky's. I gotta go to Ricky's. I haven't advocates either. I've had I've had best fish tacos for got over decade. But needing those things and they're good. They're really good. They Nick they do live up to their name. Hey, no week ago on Thursday. I went within the week. I thinking thinking we should follow best fish tacos lead and renamed. Oh, boys. Best worst pot. We'll take a break right back with more show. Welcome back to Doboy your with Matt what ACA we are talking much madness 2019 mouth of the border. Here are the rules are competitors. Del taco, Cuba, tacos and Britos only sides stay on the sidelines. Drink the Gatorade jug, also on the sidelines. One taco in one burrito from each chain and eaters choice, go crunchier, soft streamlined or loaded. Whatever protein you want that is up to your individual discretion del taco, we I reviewed actually we only reviewed the one time with Alan Yang on the podcast a member of the golden play club. That's right. Very well. And received a first date Yang back. We're getting Yang back. Love yang. Hashtag gang gang. Yeah. Yeah. Why not everyone every match you want to add to your your gang on here to assure Matt squad who oppa DACA, that's too long. Matt. Pitch one. Yeah. Along the lines of hashtag floor. Fuck. Hashtag met fun. If you're a Matt fuck throw me, a hashtag. And I'll I'll like it say hell, yeah. Reply to hell. Yeah. For every hashtag Matt fuck shit. You better get ready to reply quite a bit a rabbit that his thumbs caught on fire. Cuba. We've not reviewed on the podcast, but in defeated greenborough red burrito in the opening round and has progressed to where it is today. Matt you have not had Q because Mitch and I had never had Cuba. You'd never had it. Right. I don't know if I had or not I don't think that I have we I was I was a Neo fight to it. You've maybe it had it once before you'd never had it before this record never had. This was my second time ever having it like what was your what were your feelings about Cuba going in? And what was your general impression without giving anything away? Well, I mean, my first thoughts were what even is this place? I truly had no frame of reference for it. I looked up the menu online. I was like, oh, this looks like. It looks like a sort of grittier potent a little bit. Like, it looks like they are doing sort of a similar thing. But it looks not fucked up. Ray it looks like they want it to be like cool. It does does have a little bit. Just do it. Yeah. So I I mean. Yeah. Going in through didn't even have a. Flavor in my new it was going to be Mexican food. So I knew that. But I didn't know how it was gonna taste or what was going on. Then you know, what I think I was. I was surprised and you mentioned that you were a Taco Bell family growing up were del taco family. Mitch obviously Taco Bell family on a second. Yes. We were really a Taco Bell fan. Okay. I miss you become a taco. But I am. Hi, Emma, Taco Bell family myself. Family of one. I guess if we did get tacos like fast food goes. I guess like the couple times we did. It was probably right. Then as I got older. I I got it on my own, of course in high school and stuff, but we went to just the two. There was just a couple local Mexican restaurants. Elsa rap. As was the that was my family restaurant. That's where we went. And I was a as a boy, I was afraid to eat anything at it. As about Mexican cuisine seemed foreign to me as a as a scared little white. Boy, I'm many ways, I still am. And Mitch you're not little. But but. But now, I mean, the Mexican food is my I told you this. It's my second second favorite African Italian. Still still has that spot a sucker for good Italian in good red sauce. And so on what can I see a baby? It's a it's a it's an east coast thing. You know what I mean? No, I Gotcha. Great Mexican is probably my favorite food. But I so good gracious. My my number went to towns up there for me. I just went to LA Pergola last night time. And that was insane. That's awesome. What's love her? Let I haven't been there in the same little strip mall that the drying room is overrun. Okay. I spent a lot of time on hillhurst for folks. It's a great food street in Los Angeles. But it's a yeah. Like all all the pasta. There's handmade. Oh, wow. Yeah. In house, it's you should go. Maybe we should go sometime after a record get a nice meal. Spend some extra time to. Talk at each other for five hours when the mice. Oh. I'll tell you. What happens? We look at our phones feet away from each other, particularly look at your phone. Yeah. You look at your phone to we have some nice guy. That I take his pot. I wave at you. When you just look at your phone. You something else? But yeah, you Taco Bell was your allegiance. But you got you did like Dell talk we would get because it was my mom in like my three brothers. And so we would get the del taco fiesta packs. Well, yeah. Which was other which was crunchy tacos and beating cheese burrito for great. You know, it's like ten bucks or something and those are two of their I think they're better menu item. Do they're either budget stuff very very well there. Well, let's let's get into it. Just like I just feel like some of like a like an item on the del taco. We're talk. Oh bellman. It just feels like this. This review may be loaded. Nick. It seems like we've got to del taco guys in here. I'm not gonna he said he would like Taco Bell more. He said he went to. All right. I'm but I'm saying. I didn't know I didn't know anything about Matt's position on Taco Bell versus del taco before. I got him. And he's a ringer. I'm not like you. I'm not trying to book ringers in year one. When you brought John gambling and knowing you didn't like in and out burgers. So he could kick in and out burger out of the turnament. As one of our best episode Burling was great. Oh, you think gambling was a bad? Guess. No. I think it really was a great guest. I think for that. I think you booked him specifically for the purpose of knocking in and out burger out of the terminal. So we had to figure out how to get back in if Mitch that that that ringer episode was good. Maybe maybe this is going to be a classic to maybe it'd be like oh man gambling same sort of tier? Guess we're going to play a Belushi. So let's start with let's start with Cuba because we've covered Cuba before. And then we'll get into del taco. I got the I went to Cuba today. I went for an early lunch. And I got a the the taco got was called the mad rancher. So here's the thing. They have their tacos there, which are all prefab, but they don't have any prefab rita's the Britos or make your own like japodlay. So for me, it's a little disorienting where God I just feel like I would like to have wandering around the restaurant. Help me. I was looking at the menu. I was studying the menu looking for a prefab Brita because they have one that's ready to go. I wanna pick that one. I don't wanna have too much customization to deal with. But I got the mad rancher taco, which is a little chicken guacamole picante ranch lettuce PICO to guy. Oh, cotija cheese suicide of that for memory. Is that the talker? You got it's not. But the menu in front front of me naked. It's got a heat level ranking of one lightning bolt. Yeah. I will say that. It didn't have the lightning bolt. Really did not. I I have some problems with our lightning bolt scale. This was this one on what is your issue? I think they're just tells you it's not spicy. It's one lightning bolt. It doesn't even lightning doesn't even denote heat though. Yeah. That's oh. Yeah. That's not what I was thinking. But that's a great point. Guess what you ever been? Have you ever been ear lightening strike, Nick fire? A fire will happen fine. Things will catch fire from lightning. I think it's kind of an aid to see. But fine. I will say that this this one is my issue with it is that I think even their thing the thing that I had that was raided four hundred dollars. I think was just not that spicy. But that's a common chain problem of the ranch. I actually liked quite a bit here. I was like what is this ranch doing on this taco, but it actually worked really well is one of the nicer elements the girl chicken was good quality, the bacon was Stuttle. I feel like if you're gonna have bacon on a taco. I kind of expected to be more of a presence. But it was kind of overwhelmed by Guangdong Molay. And I don't want get overwhelming at all. No. Yeah. I thought it was. But it was like it was just kind of like a hint of smokiness. You know what? I mean, it kind of sounds like fucking knocked it out of the park. It worked it worked decently. Well, I will say that. But I think a lot of people might see bacon on their expected to be a little bit bake in the urine. And it's not really. Yeah. The dominant flavor there is really the chicken the guac and the ranch again the ranch works. Well, that this was a well done taco the the burrito got. So again, you have to roll your own. I got the ground beef burrito. Bowl your own to roll your own. You're not. Roll up the fucking burrito self roll it. But you have to decide what attributes this Britos going to have. Okay. We'll roll your own sounds and say my own chicken when I went there. You have to roll your own in the in the DD sense. Like, you're rolling care. So cool. Thank you mad at is cool. You're right ground. Beef breed. Oh, I got it with the wheat tortilla, which I liked that they have that. I like tortillas Brown rice Pinto beans case ODI blow three lightning bolts, not spicy regular cheese salsa Verde two lightning bolts, not spicy onions and salon try through on their a good burrito. The there are so many components in here. I was really worried about the structural integrity. This thing the worker did a great job. She she didn't awesome job, assembling it and keeping it intact. There was like a little tiny tear. But it didn't even it was totally fine. This this thing was dynamite. This was good. I just don't like I don't like the ground beef that much and I'm not sure about the ground beef. I got before. I I I told you that was not the best. Yeah. I didn't. I didn't get an intentionally for that reason. But I don't think the ground beef was I think we we can wear that in your evaluation of the place. I think the ground beef was was not the best. But I think the other components were. This was all right and the chips and salsa say I don't love their chips Avenir so-so again, four thunderbolts not very spicy. But it's a decent salsa. It's it's just a little hint of sweetness, which kind of like, what was your what did you guys get with Matt let's start with you. Okay. So for my taco, I got the drunken yard bird, which is grilled chicken guacamole, salsa Verde, salon tro, minced onions and cotija cheese. And I tried for for my order. I tried to do as simple as I could. And as one to one as possible. So this was this was a pretty simple sort of street taco that you would get right. So I I kind of agree with the the one tortilla for the taco. I don't I don't know about that reinforcement nonsense ESTES. Really does his problem with AAA two? 'cause I mean one I mean, I can see how to corn tortillas might be too starchy or something I I can understand that on a sort of mouth feel race back. But if that tacos loaded up with that good good. Who cares? Right. Right. And then, you know, I the the chicken I thought was very tasty that it was very very flavorful in general, and that the salsa Verde that they put on the taco was good. They did not my did post this. My post did not give me any like sites. Also. Well, it was spicy enough. And it wasn't it wasn't crazier. Anything that wasn't my face turn red. And it wasn't. Yeah. Get my head and a pool of water. I will say they are a little stingy with the sides. When I when I asked for one there. They were like they were like, oh, we'll give you one. Okay. This sounds like a this is fake. Okay. This is my first move on. We'll give you this is my first day. You think he's pulling Jacob wolf? For cuba. This is this is not going to say fake news. But this is some fake wider bullshit, right? So fake Jews. It is. It's fake Jews. Not fake choose. It's true. Okay. We'll give you know one. Who are these bullies that you don't I was there? It happened to me. My uncle was there with me. He works at Nintendo says while Luigi is going to be in the new smash brothers. Through. It's a lie. You're lying. You're you heard these like to sort of liberal hipsters? They're saying I wish we can get more as much as we wanted. But under the new rules. It's okay. And then a woman with her child was there and the child up to you and said why is there evil in the world? This. This is all bullshit. People. Why are people lying all the time? You're a liar. I'm not lying. I'm telling you, it was it was a friendly interaction, but they ask for another salsa, and I got only one salsa when to say to you. You get one. They did say that this maybe it was like you can have one sure here's one. I think that's what happened. They ask for an extra one and they were stingy about it. This is say what happened saying I'm guessing they had a corporate policy that they're not supposed to give away too many salt too, many extra salt in what? Well, I'll go and talk to this guy. I want you to go. We will get to the bottom. Okay. We'll after this record. We're going to drive down now. We'll do this on it will count as a record day. You both get to the door and start to cry. In both orders instead fake twos. It's true. It happened. My something a problem. They did have with the taco though. I thought it was tasty. Those very good, but the whole thing to wet that was pretty sloppy. That could be a byproduct of being post me fairness. So it had like maybe like heat condensation within the foil, which I will say was very nicely packed as well. But I thought overall it was a very it was very tasty talk right for my burrito. I did a I did a bean-and-cheese burrito. I went with Brita the vegetarian burrito. I eat meat. But I went being cheese. Thought that's more. That's more playing right? I wanted to do it sort of more plain representation. So that was flour tortilla. No took the rice out to do one to one with the del taco burrito and had black Pinto beans, I gotta say this is an insane order. Yeah. I agree. So I was eating I kind of wanted to replicate the head. I had ordered del taco. I and I got what I would get rang. And so to match the del taco order, I sort of had to do it like a freak write hashtag Matt foot because this this is why GRA gotta beat and cheese burrito at two potent. Yeah, I got it at Joe to for first round this. You just don't do that. All my first rounders were being cheese. It's like a good being Jesus. Thanks. This just isn't the place to do a bean and cheese burrito. Can execute it. Well, I think it's in there. Yeah. That that's sort of my whole thing is like if they could do this great. I'm sure the rest of it. They, you know, add some more ingredients. Let's see how this breed. Oh, hold itself. Together. You know, I will say for being a. So soft and chewy burrito. Oh, yeah. It was it did keep together. Very well. The beans. I prefer in like bean-and-cheese breed. I prefer the beans to be sort of like more like a refi fried mashed sort situations. These are hold being. Yes, they're very tasty. So I didn't mind, but there's something about the mouth feel of loose beans. Too much. It's a similar thing with japodlay, Dale, the they've got them whole beans and there. Some of those squishy bay mash them up. Yeah. Mash them up, but that's very good at that. The cheese is very good. I, you know, this tortilla talk about this tortilla second, I gotta get sheets made out of this thing. This is software. I love it. I was what I wanted to be the beans and cheese inside. I touched did widdly pet. This burrito to see how it fell. And I was like oh, man. This is this is good. Yeah. This is good. But I had eaten like I said before I got to my. To to my order. So I add brunches yesterday. But I only ate half the queue Dogo order heated up the rest of it today, which brings us to our next segment. The leftovers. Well played. Heated up, and it was really good today. It held up. I was it was as if I had eaten it yesterday is the season one of the leftovers. Just your ringtone. My mom was calling coincidence outside wing. It's on Spotify baby. But you know, what I will say it was a really good bean-and-cheese burrito. You had you had I known that the other meats and stuff were as good as they were. I would have sort of gone a little that way. But there's always next time met your thoughts. Your job experience. Nick verse will say Cuba's got I like anything that starts in Q catch my drift. Non. Give them a pass. Or whatever it is whoever Q and maybe on. Just a maybe it's just a computer program. Canoga quincy. Quinton tarantino? Okay. But I got myself to timer taco you guys are complaining about you know, all these tackles they should have to they should have. They should have there should be more than one tortilla. You could get that with the two timer at that time or my first time there. I don't care. I don't care you dead. It again, if you want, I know, I got it buyer got it. It's good. Oh, yes. For another fucking tortilla. Okay. I think it should just come with one by default software. Timer pulled pork. South aroha? Shredded cheese lettuce PICO to guy. Oh in cotija cheese. Crispy, taco wrapped in a flower to your tortillas spread with three cheese. Oh, plus double decker. It's a plus up double decker Nick took a bite into this thing. I thought delta goes and trouble. That's what they think. When I'm in the drive. I think when I'm in the bathroom. That goes. Nixon trouble. This time or was really good. Yeah. I got my post mated. It was hot and fresh even though it is far it's five miles away. I gave good tip, Nick. Fifteen dollars on your credit card. Have my credit card just for just for the tipping situation. And then. And I got a side of salsa Verde. I didn't really poor anything on your actually I just as as was. And it was there was no issue when I got my side of salsa, by the way, just one that didn't happen at all. Well, you didn't go in store. Your on post means they gladly gave me sides of salsa. Well, that guy probably had to deal he'd probably haggle with the the person we end the counter acute Oba you gotta listen to me. My ass is on the line, Mr. posts maze. Gonna shit can get this guy's extra salsa. It's the do Boyd. And Nick that Dhaka was walking tasty. It was a really really good as tasty tackle del taco in trouble. I got myself a grilled adobo chicken burrito. Adobo? Yeah. Cheese, salon tro, sour cream, Pinto beans, flour tortilla, salawah rice, PICO to guy. Oh, salsa Verde in three cheese caso in an aside of the of the Verde SaaS said, the Verde salsa, I got the case on there. Because last time we were there. I was told that the case it was getting the same thing. Neither I only got the case of last time in the context of that time or taco. Yeah. It was it was really it was a good burrito. And was it was really well done job there. I was trying to think of like I should get guac in there. But I felt like guac and caso and sour cream. That's too much of this too much going on at that point. So I I opted out of the guac. I also got myself a large diet coke. And I got myself some chips in case. Oh, a little bit of the chips in case the chips in case. There was no reason to do that. Besides the fact that it was just in her. And I I should've been the fire case. So I still yet to try it. It's not. That's my see. It's good though. But it was it was better than most of the burritos. I get to lay. They did a good job. Yeah. I liked the taco more than I liked the burrito. You had an impressive showing this tournament. It was it was good. It was good. Well, let's get to del taco. So here's what I got. I'm a I'm a del taco fan. I'm not gonna fly or any false flags here. I have a bias towards this chain. This is. But I decided I'm going to order things that I don't normally order because that's part of this exercise. So I got the epic case chicken burrito. This is fresh grilled chicken. Del taco was famous crinkle cut fries. They say in the menu description create case, oh, Blanco cheddar cheese and PICO guy. Oh in there. So it's got fries. In the Breda like, California style burrito. I thought this was quite nice that the fries have a really their Creole. Cut fries are really good. The texture works. Really? Well in the context of wrapped up tortilla their case. Oh is good. I like del taco case. So I think I think it's well done. I don't think they're chicken meat is all that stellar. And usually when I get something like the chicken, the chicken entree, I will get over the chicken a menu item get will be the chicken soft taco because I think it's got enough sauce to kind of. And it's it's small form factor. It kind of compensates for the not great chicken quality. Whereas I think their ground beef and their ground Turkey. You're pretty good. So, but here I think the it suffered a little bit from the being such a gigantic sizable. Protein forward thing it suffered a little bit from the chicken being not that great. That's all the components kinda worked this one definitely benefited because it was also on the drier side so with because of all the fries and starch in their benefited from a throwing a bunch of that that's that hot sauce on their del inferno, which is the hottest one because I also ordered up beyond avocado taco. So here's the issue. They dined in. They actually gave me a regular beyond taco. I didn't send it back because that's what they gave me, and I didn't wanna waste it. But the beyond cut Ataka was vegan. I wanna try it the one they gave me his only vegetarian. So it's beyond beat cheddar cheese lettuce and tomato in crispy shell that's the one that ended up getting beyond meat for people familiar with the term. It's a plant protein that's made with yellow peas a bunch of different oils lime juice oregano Kumon, a bunch of different components on. And it's a pretty good substitute meat. I don't think it's good as impossible. But it's pretty good and it works. Well, I think it works better ground than in a Patty. This is nice. The beyond. I mean, it's just a del taco with beyond meat instead of ground beef. And because it's seasoned. You're basically just getting the texture of it. But just without the flavor. So you're losing a little bit of a something, obviously, you can notice that you can tell it's not beef. But it's still very satisfying in the way that crunchy taco is. And I love the del Taco Bell tacos favorite tacos. So I think this is a great vegetarian option. We didn't. We didn't we barely touched on tips and salsa, which I guess we don't need to until later, but I will say that I forgot to get chips and salsa at the Culver city del taco. So I had to make a separate trip today to just get chips and salsa through like a psycho. But I will say the chips also which comes with people to guy. Oh, and I don't usually get chips there because they always get fries ships. It's also pretty damn good. Matt your thoughts on del taco del taco half a million with the with the chain. You know? So I got something that I always get in. I don't usually tacos at delta. Right. I mean, this was I mean, I did say earlier than. I am a taco boy. But they're they're they're half. Pound cheese burrito. I think is one of my favorite fast food such a Goto, so good. I get out with the red sauce. Green sauce guy, but red sauce works too. And so it's just there's something about it. I think just in terms of like size and value. There's you're not you can't beat it. I. Yeah. Very because it's you can get like two of those and then fill up for less than three dollars. Right crazy. And I really like the refried beans. I always like how the cheese is like just melted enough kind of like it's kind of like almost like pulling apart as you're biding. It's it's still so good in that red sauce is so great the man packeted hot sauces are just phenomenal. I think they're so so good. Yeah. I think the Dell scorch was more flavorful. But it use the Dell inferno. We'll spicier del Scorpio L score show is a weezer song. And it was named after the Hudson. I didn't know that bring it all through. Maybe I'm always freak after all your one thing. Pretty cool. You name a wizard song L score show. But so that burrito eight it right wolf to down. This was lunch. Number two. It was just so so tasty to me, I really liked it. And then for the for the, you know, the taco I got the grilled chicken taco which the menu says freshly grilled marinated chicken savory secret sauce, crisp lettuce and freshly hand graded cheddar cheese in a warm. Flour tortillas that? Now, that's the one I was talking about curious your assessment. So I'd never had this before I. I I I did want something else. I ordered. This is actually not what I ordered. Oh, interesting. So we both. We both had a little mishap with happens at del taco. Does happen a lot. Yeah. So I had actually ordered the chicken grilled Chicken Street, taco avocado and also other little fixings on it. And that I was I ordered the yard bird to sort of be more one to one with that taco. So this is an exactly one, but it's close, and you know, I I don't hate flour tortilla. Tacos. I think that's fine. I just my preferences corn those corns. And, you know, the cheddar cheese, and that it tasted very like. It tasted good. I want to say that tasted good. But it tasted very. White to me like it tastes very American, and it didn't taste like a very authentic like representation of a taco. This is like what I would get at taco at a white friends like families. How's your like chips and salsa is Doritos? It was like, no. It's not right. I think the white girls. My stepdad used to make taco salads for us. And it was always like ground beef lettuce in like Doritos this loud. This is weird. And also, don't you know that I'm Mexican you're being racist? The wider famously is Stony taco. But I I thought it tasted good it tasted. It did taste fresh lettuce was really good all the ingredients individually. Right. We're good. I think that that sauce which I suspect is ranch. Like, it seemed like it was Ranjin quality to me. But I don't know if it's one hundred percent ranches like some sort of their approximate Kremlin. Yeah. I think it's got a little mayo. And it may be. Yeah. So cool making even why? Yeah. Like sort of mayo and cheddar cheese did sort of throw me off a little bit because there's also very like cool cooling ingredient. Right. But I thought it was tasty. And I mean, it went down nice with that. When I added the Dell Scorpio's it it gave it a little extra flavor. That's definitely like that's what I think. Del taco kind of has. I think Jack in the box is kind of similar that they've got their portion of the menu. That's that's bore Mexicans Mexican food actually Jack in the box. It's become a smaller and smaller portion of their menu. But then they've got some stuff that's more like American than some kind of like walks. The line is a little bit more of a hybrid of that. I guess I guess Taco Bell to some degree is a lot like that to some some decidedly on authentic options, Michio. What was your del taco experience? I got the case case oh crunch taco. I read that. I just read the actual product description now sure crunchy taco shell loaded with more of everything you love like more season beef more. Freshly great cheddar cheese, crisp lettuce priced fresh diced tomatoes, the Nestle than a flour tortilla with a layer of creamy case. Oh Blanco in between. So this is I was trying to do. I was trying to mirror. My order. Yeah. I was trying to marry my order as well. And. This is this is definitely del taco answer to the Gorda. It just is. I know exactly what you're saying. When I when I think about like that this tastes like tacos, I would eat like a taco night dinner like, yeah. Even this one which is spruced up that being said, yeah. The ingredients are fresh. Yes. I think I wanted more out of this just because like it seemed like it was like a Taco Bell product. I should tell I should tell everyone as you're you're talking. You're you're holding a del taco Cup and pounding it on the table for emphasis like a judge. Judge Dredd for fucking del taco. Judge fit. It was tasty. It just it just even this. Even this spruced up version was like. It just was kind of like playing sure. But, but but the ingredients were fresh like that that is something that you can tell I think they've improved that at del taco in recent years, the fresher, avocado, fresher, fresher cheese, fresher tomatoes. So I liked it. I enjoyed it. Was it was it was it was pretty good. Nick the burrito. I got you may notice it you may notice the name of it an epic case. Oh, chicken burrito. How that's right epic. Epic caso. Thank you for bringing some enthusiasm to this epic case. Oh, chicken Britos loaded with fresh grilled chicken tacos, famous crinkle cut fries. Creamer, case Blanco hen graded cheddar cheese and handmade pig ago. I did not know that the fries in it. Yeah. When I ordered. I had no idea. I couldn't see I thought it was like I couldn't tell there was rice and beans in this thing. Right. Because they on the big board. You can't really see in the detail of their fries inside of it. That was an issue. I had to go to look up everything. Like, what is that thing? And then I would look online to see what it is poor form by del taco there. I get easy. I should say that I went to the del taco up in Burbank. Because the one by you, sometimes has some issues you went out of your way to go to a different through takes longtime with rain here me, and they fucked up that's a that's a del taco theory about that. And it's that one person only works. This is the one on Glen oaks boulevard. I saw a guy room in there from looks like he was coming from another story behind the counter. I liked it. I like it was. It was good. It was a mess. Here's the thing. Yeah. I don't think that that. I feel like the the what's it called piggy. Oh, yes is just a little out of place there. That's a good point. I didn't touch on that. But then actually it doesn't it your way. Tacos favor. No, I'm not trying to I'm being honest. You get a pocket of Pika guy. What's going on here? Right. Because it is a dry burrito. And you would think like, oh, it's there to add some some moisture, but it doesn't really where I'm out in the mild sausage. I put ice gorge open. Now. I now I just do the mild sauce Scorpio is probably the best sauce there. Yes. And but I liked it. It was the fries Frazer bureau tree. I know that del taco has Good Friday have grapes rice, but put it was. I don't know. I don't know how they didn't here. There was one sticking out of it and looked dead. But we're going to say I was I was just going to say I'm sorry for partly cutting you off there. I don't know if this is the right protein for the fries Brita like they might they might wanna throw some some stake in their some some ground beef. You say that they have poor quality chicken. Because chicken is the thing. I get the most at delta interesting, the chicken, I order things with chicken at the most of anything have you considered? You maybe have poor taste food. I mean, we knew that when we started the podcast as well. I orbited every time and every time I don't like. I like the chicken product. I do I usually do the chicken. The spicy Jack chicken case India. But then again there it's covered up with a bunch of cheese staff. I mean the spikes. But I do the spicy chicken burrito lot. And that's like my go-to burrito. Like, I do like the bean-and-cheese breeder chicken. I do that more than even the the ground beef. Yeah. I do. I think they're I. Yeah. I think that's fair. I guess when I have the chicken in isolation. I don't I don't think it's the best. Like, I don't think is a lot of flavor to it. But yeah. Usually in the context of in the context of these menu items that does work. So the burrito was good. It was kind of honestly, I've had better Taco Bell burritos. Well, of course, you're going to say that. Also, as I left I had accidents popped the trunk to my car. I sat down it was in my hoodie pocket. So my gut opened up the phone. Dr. And all of our recording Quinn was sitting right there in the trunk. Oh, my God in the parking lot parking lot. And it didn't get stolen didn't swipe. Well, there's the thing that's Doboy on us. So I think everyone who went up to steal it saw that. It was dope figured it was just curse. No one would wanna record on it. People kept trying to close the trunk. Tire del taco and Glen oaks boulevard of your trunk pops. Open no-one no-one no-one messed anything. It's nice to know me. There's a lot of garbage in that trunk anyways park, my car and leave all my valuables there. On the honest people, Burbank, California. But yeah, it was good. It was good. Yes, it's close. Let me tell you know, but really came on strong. It's it's judgement time. We gotta decide how we're going to to gauge these chains. And so Matt you've been listening to the turnament, but just a refresher for you. And for our listeners, we're going to judge each of these from zero to ten ref stripes, white stripes represent tacos, black stripes represent burritos. If you get all ten it's a perfect shirt. And we will and then we will award the, golden whistle. That's the best chips and salsa. But we'll start by judging Cuba. In white, stripes and black stripes. Tacos, boxer Britos. Okay. Well, yeah. I really liked that taco. I did say that it was too wet. Yeah. I offered, but you know, I feel like I offered a positives. And criticisms for both a compliment sandwich. Burrito. Someone who's been Rosa for before they're gonna roast you for that post mate. Sog? I'll get it. Drag me haters. Me. See if I care if if you're on team Matt hashtag met fuck if you don't like Matt hashtag fuck met. Oh, no. Yeah. Come at me frigging care. I live for the drag. Be. So I think for the for the for the taco, I'm gonna give give four white stripes. Wow. Yeah. I I liked it quite a bit. And I think for the for the burrito. I think I gotta give it I gotta give it four. Also kid, you have stripes stripes. I might even do floor and a half four and a half a very good score and del taco del taco well for that burrito. I mean, I love that burrito. So much. Yeah. That's an easy five five black stripes live lacks drives. And then for that taco that talk. It was I was fine. But I thought it was a little rough representation, and you know, as the as the lat next guest representation matters. So I'm going to say. Give it a two and a half two and a half. Yeah. That stuff. Wow. Nick did that just sink del taco ship? Here. I go you're both crying. The taco for in for key Joba, I'm gonna give it four and a quarter, white stripes. It was good. The burrito. I will give. Three and three quarters, black stripes. Lau another good score bell taco for the taco. I will give it. Three and three quarter black stripe. I'm sorry. Black stripes. No, white stripe light shapes three three quarters, white stripes. I got it. I got it. And then also in for full transparency I saw had. The came with a large drink until taco. Thank you for saying. It was going to say with my epic burrito. And I got a large coke as well. That was what I was slamming, by the way, speaking Hausa, DIKO, good Belton. I did I put a lot of you know, what the ice melted. Pretty quick get it together. The climate. And then. For the burrito from del taco. I will go. For while stripes. Lau that's a very good score. Cubo her this is booking clo-. It's tight it's neck and neck. We haven't even eroded the golden whistle. Oh, yeah. We gotta get to golden whistle. What we'll we'll touch on that before we get to we render are ultimately judgment, Cuba. The mad rancher taco. I thought was nice. I will just say that. I was nice, and it was solid. It was maybe a little overcomplicated. But I think it was good. I'm going to say this is three and a half white stripes the ground beef burrito. I like the Britto components. I think that the ground beef itself as maybe not their best protein. However, everything else worked like the option of a wheat tortilla. I'm gonna go four black stripes. Wow. Del taco the avocado taco this is really good. And they did they did a very nice job. And I think is meatless taco this is this is a damn good option. I'm gonna say four white stripes the epoch case. Oh, chicken burrito. As epochsc. Oh, it's no Homer's Iliad. However, I will say. It was pretty good. I just I think it's a little dry. I think the Shukan does work all that. Well, with the fries may think Mitch mitch's point the guy was a lot of place, they should rethought. This one a little bit go three black stripes. Wow. Closer to Homer Simpson. Then yet closer to home or city closer to Homer Simpson. The Homer of the classics. Okay. Well, a golden whistle. Oh, my golden whistle. Del taco. I I look at the guy who was not was like pretty good the salsa. They have a lot of options that Kito, but there are fine. But they don't particularly impress me. The chips, I think are much better at del taco. I think that the Cuba chips were kind of. Cocco? Del taco gets Mike, golden whistle. What's your assessment by golden whistle? Go secure Dogo double. Wow. Because guess what? There's a lot of different. There's a lot of different sauces. You have more options you have way more options. Look del Scorpio their packets us. It's the it's very good. Yeah. That's great. But I mean, just because you get you got six different options at Kyoto by you can't help. But you gotta go with it gets the, golden whistle. I don't know if they'll tacos chips are that. Great. I was I was I don't usually get them. And I was impressment. I got no sides have the next time. We get some chips and salsa Matt yet chips and salsa segment from these chains. Yeah. You know? I I like both. But I do think I gotta give the golden whistle to Kyodo. But I do like I like variety I like to dip. I'd like to dip a lot and I like to dip different. Yeah. They can't really compete with that. They they just have the jail there. If you even want to count the sauce packets. Are you getting a little their split decision on the golden whistle? I'm not nervous. What's there to be nervous about that? Your delta echo will go down my del taco. It's our del taco. Everyone gets to enjoy. That deafening. Hell, yeah. From outside. The whole neighborhood joined in okay? So. Oh, it's it's time for a decision. One of these is going to progress to the finale one of these will go down to the loser's bracket and that chance kitchen where potentially the riff then's Leary essentially began to the raft. Dennis leary. Who would then feed it to Bruce the shark jaws? I mean, yeah, he'll be he'll be tossing jaaz his mouth. And meanwhile, one of these chains will stay alive to go to the finale to potentially be fed to Bruce Vallance to punch punch-up Doboy from here spice punchline. So that boys will be better. Okay. We will count down from three hours and the winner of the loser. What are we usually say we've gone back and forth? You saw what are we usually say go back and forth. Okay. We you. Sung says we go back and forth. Don't listen to me asshole. I did the math of it helps you did the math of of which one stripe. Okay. Hold on. Hold that for one second sit on that for one second. And we will we will get that after we were under our verdict. We'll see if it syncs up because I'm curious about that. Thank you. Okay. We'll countdown from three to one. And then we will say our win. Will say the one that's winning at the same time the winner, we're saying we're saying winter we're saying the winner when we finish our countdown starting from three to one Q toba. Oh, yeah. The lines up. Del taco you set. You didn't say anything. I'm shocked. You voted for dive in this in this individual matchup, like del taco more more of a del taco partisan. But I think Yuba did a better job. See mitch? His face. Oh, my voted to heal taco delta. I delta was great. I love del taco in this individual matchup. I think item by item. I think you. Dr yourself in the foot man, why don't you know, I'm having fun for God's sake. You've done it. Now, Nick, I tried to put my biases aside preconceived notions of what what's the early aside? This is the best in this match. I thought that was maybe gonna I was gonna I was gonna because I knew you were gonna in my head. I thought you were going to say del taco. And I thought you were maybe going to say go, and then I was not gonna say anything great Mitch reveal hate insane. What the hell don't on much saying? And then. Thought we'd be the other one shocked on his side of the table here. Mitch didn't say anything about. I was gonna say del taco inside with you. Right. But it's unanimous Q Dobie. Oh, yeah. You shut yourself. You're the one shot yourself in a foot. It's not the only thing. The sheriff. He's saying he shut a load dispatch right out of excitement. Jesus christ. Oh, that's wild. That's crazy. Well, Cuba moving onto the finale. Del taco stays alive and fat chance kitchen perhaps it can scrap its way past bookie Tomas and make its way back into the finale. So we can Taco Bell del taco Bachup. But is not to be on paper. As of this moment. You were saying them at does lineup. Demented lineup. It was close Kito behead twenty four points total. They'll talk at twenty two point two five. So they in two golden whistles to one golden whistle. Yeah. Yes. I didn't even mentioned this when I was talking del taco. I was recently at the oldest location in bar sto. Yes, I've been to that delta. It was cool. It's a great del taco. They'll treat your proper. Then believe it was great isn't your identity that you like delta del taco? We're talking individual manageable fascinating things about you. Which is not a compliment to you. How boring you are as human being like del taco. I like the minions and then I have a wife. That's my personality. I'm Nick I completely shocked. Yeah. Well, completely completely blown away shocked. Well, how do we I mean? I don't to get ahead of it or. Yeah. That chance kitchen, but I kind of I kind of like it's kind of like, it's odd. I think del tacos pretty good. It's got some great dogs. It's gonna be tricky. It's gonna be tricky against Tomasz which does not belong tournament. It's too much of a local chain. Against the spirit of the tournament should've been so the Nells she'd been Moser, I don't want delta off pressure ruby. Del taco is gonna get to the finals. Wow. Really fucked up nigga. Fuck it up. You know, for yourself being honest being truthful by not putting my thumb on the scale. Let's be let's be clear, you were not honest. When you when you said that that guy said you can only have that happened. That was true. You can ask my wife who lives in Canada. Okay. So that. Wow. That was that was a wild wild round exciting of much madness. Twenty nineteen the finale will be out next week. Now, it's time I say we've got a food Steph decide if it's worth putting in your mouth. It's snacker wack, and hey, Mitch we met met Berkovitz in Chicago, Illinois, when we did some shows, they're a lovely, man. And hey, he runs burqas popcorn. You may have seen from NBC nightly news. He gave us some popcorn to review, and we are going to give this a test shop. Now, look, I've I've self identified as a popcorn skeptic. That's another thing about me insane. I contain multitudes insane. I like del taco. I liked the minions. I have a wife, and I don't like popcorn. This is a am also superfan because they all score. So we're gonna try some this. How do you feel about popcorn? I think it's tasty treat. I don't like when it gets in my teeth, yet sucks. That's one of the. I like to get it at the movie theater without added butter. Added butter. It gets too. I'm not trying to get my hands all wet and Rabi theater. I got you. Yeah. No one wants that. That's, yuck. Okay. So this is this comes in a golden sleeve, very very prestigious. And it looks like I've got some some caramel corn in here. I'm going to take a little bit of this. Are they do we know the varieties we got here? I think they're both the same. Oh, this is a billion dollars that that you sung shouting from the other room bring up the description. From the website, man. I do I don't wanna eat right now because I just went to the dentist, and I mean, it looks and I actually I took a bite of this before it has like gold flake side. It little like little goal goal. Plex opulent. This is this is got. We just opened two of these. They were different flavors. It's fair to assume, you know, how yielded Emma? Accidentally. I just want to I just want to yell at wider. Is my falling. Yeah. Pieces. Fuck you. I'm glad I did it. I like this. I'm really jumping into the year. I apologize for that. You could avoid that. Yeah. What's what's what's the fuck? Is that thing that people have that? They can't hear crunching sounds. It can hear those being a baby. Phony AMIS, oh Fonje being a baby or so phony a-? This is a let's see fuck. There's this copy here is so dent on this web air did get warm trying to I'm trying to you're wearing a sweatshirt and doors shut up. I'm trying to read it into the product description of the website. This copy is very let me let me just give you a taste of this. So you can see here how dense and fundamentally and helpful it is in terms of actually figuring out. What the what you're eating billion? Yeah. Yeah. We know. But you know, heart is to get your hands on salt from the Norse gods secret stash and the island of Lezo if that wasn't enough there's real gold on the popcorn to do. You know, it's real gold kings, queens, tycoons fire breathing dragons, the etcetera etcetera etcetera this goes on for two full paragraphs. It's called the most expensive popcorn in the world. And it's caramel corn. It looks like this is caramel corn covered in twenty three karat edible gold flake. Now. I think this is a tasty popcorn now, Nick. Yes. You don't have to take down the him website, for God's sakes. I'm just saying there's a lot of copy. It's hard to see what you're actually eating. Email your friends and tell them, okay. Who's my friend? No. Yeah. Song? He'll take care of it. It's very tasty. It's very good. I. I don't know about gold. Who cares? Always. I feel the same way. It's fun. I mean, I the billion dollar popcorn or whatever. Yeah. I'm sort of. I mean, not to be gross. But I kind of curious how this comes out. The goal log. I think you're gonna go the mog fucking disgusting. Don't try to sell that bad. Boy. I got news. We nick. It's easy for me. This is snacks. Tasty as hell it tastes absolute snack. It taste buttery under the caramel. It doesn't taste like regular caramel corn. There's like a buttery nece to it. That's really really taste. Yeah. We met this guy. Look, we have no allegiance. We have no allegiance the boys. Can't be bought everybody. We don't own this guy. Anyone anything? I would tell you that. This was a whack. Yeah. You're lucky Berkowitz. I think it's I think it's pretty good as popcorn goes. I think I apologize. I can understand caramel corn a little bit more than generic popcorn. Because it's like, okay. This is like a like a little treat. It's a good execution of a caramel corn, which is. And think it's well done. I think the gold does need to be on there. I guess that's the gimmick. But I just had a goal them over the diamond in the MARTINI like, I don't need that. And I think that copy could be a little bit. I'm into the Martine the places will do that. Nobody like it'll be like the, you know, the dollar MARTINI and they've got like an actual diamond in there or they've got like dining Richie rich with the diamond boys lifestyles vary on the up and up. Hold on. This isn't a place frequently this is the kind of thing that you'll look on a website, and they'll be like, the world's most expensive, cocktail and swallow the diamond rich. That come out cold. Versus. Open these two. It's completely different snack. Well, what are what are we gonna do with the we're going to leave him in your apartment and collect dust your nose badmouth agreeing fucking it's ridiculous. Because what it's a double snacker. Guess what we're still doing it review in an old classic. I think Mitch just wanted just wanted to do. So will you we've got some Oreo mega stuff. Here's the thing. We were trying to get the Oreo most stuff which is the one that's like bigger than the mega Steph. Instead, we ended up with a mega stuff. It's the only one we could find a pretty granular difference between the two I guess. He looked at me and he wins. So I had to say so. Yeah. Fucked up, buddy. This is my fault. The mega stuff is. I mean, it's like a step up from the double stuff, but not quite as extreme as the most stuff in terms of having a ton of stuff inside of it. Thanks stuff level breakdown. It's it's it's the third tier of stuff thing about these these overly stuffed Oreos how much fucking creamy need come on get much too much. I don't like this walk really good because it's an Oriole. But it's wack because I read over regular Oriole or a double stuffed Oreo. I've never have almost green pointing the taste of the green too much to me. Yeah. I agree. I've never had it. I've never had it where I've been to the Orioles cream shot out of the sides. Yeah. Yeah. This is this is not I prefer the double stuff in the regular Oreos. I would say is it criticism. I've never gotten a too much cream. I I think it tastes good. I think I liked the way that cream tastes. I just don't know what what level of Crema. Will you be happy? You know, why do we have to have mega? Why do we have to have its I agree? I agree. I'm still going to give it a give it a snack because the Orioles. But if I'm ranking these get the get the regular, the double stuff don't think this is too much very one hundred percent. I was critical of it. I'm giving it a snack to. It's it's great. It's no good. Really good. If this was an Oreo. It'd be cookie would eat. But I think the other ones that for me. It's wack. I've I like the cookie more cookies thing, I agree. I agree hydroxy predates Oreo Oreo is like the Pepsi, but Pepsi's seeded. So how about that Oreo? Oh, it's like it's like a Pepsi was than coke. Yeah. Hydrog still around still around. But you know, like hydroxy needs to make commercial where. Jenner hands on Oreo. Just like a restaurant, we value feedback the feedback. Today's Email comes to us from DC Thomson DC rights. Hey, Nick and Mitch I know both of you are big fans of the Mario universe. Right. So I was wondering what foods you would like to eat from that world, mushrooms. There's little berries. Yo she would eat and Super Mario brothers apiece. Those were Apple's Yoshi was eating are they berries apples? They're apples to they can be maybe they're maybe both for God's sakes. Let's say everybody wins even add Donkey Kong or Zelda to those pixellated those pixel is foods any any any video game foods, you would like to eat anything comes to mind. Matt you're something of a gamer, and yeah, we not said this before I thought I think we've done this. We've covered similar territory, but we've never I don't think we've actually been in the Mario universe. Oh, it has to be Mario we're starting. I think this guy staying very much in the Nintendo sided thing. Zelda? I got an answer for that. Go for it. You know, what I want? I wanna slice of that cake at the end of Mario sixty four. I'd be satisfied that the celebratory cake the rescue cake. It has an occasion to it too. So it's the extra good. It's just for fun. The most satisfying wedge, you could possibly. I'm I'm thinking of the first thing I thought it was those like those big round apple berries that Yoshi. It's all in one gulp. Yeah. He swallows those down. And then he eight of them you lay and another Yoshi is born reduction works. I also, you know, I don't know if Mario creatures are off limits here, I'd like to wrap one of those fish. One of those one of those jumping. Yeah. Those big ole one. Yeah. Probably pretty good. What are those things called? They're not the bloopers the bloopers the squids with those big fish called. Mario big fish. What's that? Oh, achieve cheese. You yeah. I wanna I wanna get cheap. Yeah. I wonder how cheap would be. I think though, I think that'd be all right. And what about shy guy or they man or they animal you're eating. This guy may be fucked. It's like eating JAL. They have jobs. Yeah. You're right. No. That's that's like eating what I think you'd wanna eat what a bullet Bill. I was gonna say I was gonna say poison mushroom from the loss level. 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We're not gonna eat it out at the improv. Oh my God. I fucking you. Can you imagine a fucking self-conscious Avenida bunch of Mexican food in front of a crowd of people? Entertainment. More entertaining than us talking. Met you everything you would like to plug. Yeah. If you weren't to upset listening to me here. I have two other podcast once a candy dinner with past double guest. If you wanna weigh. He's one of my oldest friends of iffy. Yeah. He's the greatest we talk. We we just talk about things going on in our weeks. And it's you know, if you like us, it's interesting, if you don't there's no reason you'd ever listen to it. But and then my other podcast is called. What's what these home? He's talking about weezer, and it's just it's going to be one album per episode. I have guests. I had John Gabriel. I had zaken jazz. I have entertained coming up. I got some some fun stuff coming up for that show. 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324. Mom

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:34:50 hr | 1 year ago

324. Mom

"Okay, well usually. You know normally I can like take some situation or thought or an opinion right, and I can a by the way. It's good to see you all miss you. Big Time. Normally I can think about something and look at it and think and think about how I WANNA. Approach it. Hi, WanNa talk about it. You know what we can learn from it and come in here and even when it's awkward stuff you know when it's been breakup or sadness or whatever we come in here. We try to think okay. HOW ARE WE GONNA? Approach it I. Am I thinking about this thinking. Like how to talk about what what's been going on not only in the world of course with me. Personally I don't know. I don't know I. Don't know how to put. A bow on it, I don't know how to approach it, and that's not just on the show I mean in in life. You know my you guys know me pretty well. No matter what's going on usually my baseline, come back to landing. Right about happy right. Yeah, this one's tough. Tough and so I don't know how to I. Don't know how to deal with it and I. Don't I don't know. I don't know what to do. I. Don't know how to be here with you guys today. We're GONNA laugh. I have stuff to laugh about two. We got lots to talk about what's going on But with the world and everything going on, and then my mom died I Don. I can't even there's no other way to say. It's so hard and I just. I some days, I, just under a I'm not a sad person, but I just get under the covers, and I just want to talk and blackout curtains, and I'm just so sad so sad and then some days yesterday. I didn't WanNa be found any anymore so I hired A. person does tiles, and we tiled my whole. The whole you saw at cj the whole pictures. Fireplace and then I painted four rooms myself. At seven thirty in the morning and I, did not stop until eight PM. You guys and I'm so fucking sore today. I couldn't. I couldn't look I couldn't beast. I couldn't think about it anymore. I couldn't be set I. Don't know how to process it I. Don't know how to do this. We all know. My mom has been sick for a really long time. We talk about it you straight. Talkers did wonderful things that you suits in a video and she loved it so much made a crime it all of us cry, and then you know. Her cancer came back in August and I want to talk about on the show because I wanna make her sad, she loves him. What listening to the podcast was kiss kiss of member right I paid for it, but whatever it doesn't matter. I still have to cancel that. We not only because another we now we lost another six ninety nine. You know what I'm saying. But. I WanNa talk about her cancer back on the show, because I didn't want to make her sad. You know an day. It was worse news. It just kept getting worse and I remember when we were all going to Vallarta in August. You remember this was his trip. FAGS, you go on. This, I didn't go in. January We all went down in August, so there's almost a year ago and have been shooting drag race all summer long and I just remember I didn't had a day off in like. Three and a half months you remember this time and I. Just get me to Puerto and when I landed. I was like saying God. My Mom's health is better where we can all hang out I. Don't have I'm just so and I landed I turned on my phone. And my brother said your mom was driving and got confused and had we had to. She was scared, and so they had to bring her in, and that's when we found out it was. The cancer had. Spread to her brain. And it was also in her lungs. And then as time went on, she did Radiation on her brain, and then that's when we left off right after radiation was, she got married. To Dawn. WHO's amazing And then the the day? The Day of her wedding I took her to get her hair done show blown out done, and she looked like she was still making billions like he did the town gay on his name. He's a great hairdresser. And he went all out because he knew the situation, he went all out and her. It was so big and beautiful, and I loved, and she loved it. She like we. She loved to exit when she got home before the wedding, she flattened it out. Push to her. Got Married and the next heir fallout from the radiation. And then went to Paris. It will, and we went to London, and we had such a wonderful time but she started getting really confused. She started from the radiation and everything, and and that was so saddened and start losing her tastes. You can taste what we would be reading the most amazing food and she was like I. It doesn't take anything. About one day in London we I took it. A claridge's which is really fancy teahouse like I don't want to talk about how it's like for t t tasting sandwiches. It's like one hundred and fifty dollars. A person I don't care I would've spent a hundred fifty thousand I. don't care. What do they pair? I don't know why I didn't plan on talking about any of. Your Life I got us to the tea tasting and they bring the sandwiches and they pair the sandwiches with tea. And so with. This t goes to this sandwich. This mom just goes. I'll just have green tea. She! She liked green tea, and then I said I said, and it was on her birthday. October seven sixty nine. And I, said Hey. If you don't WanNA try their TS. You just want to get wine instead. And she was sitting there and she was wearing this wig. That just looked like a wig. And She said. Yeah. So. We we like T-, and I was like you know what you have, anything stronger defense, so we sat there for like four hours and got fucked. Online and we talked about you know her being like a little girl. We talked about being a teenager about meeting my dad about having crushes about all this stuff and. She was the first time in a long time in the very last time that I ever saw her forget that she was. Yeah. It was so fun. And so I'm. Not Talking, about. But. We're talking I wanted to fill the audience in on what's been going on? A lot has been going on. Yeah, and then we came back and. It just kept getting worse and worse and worse and so. We knew what was going on, and that's why drove up there. About a month ago month ago. And then When I was there I. See I knew what was happening. You know we all knew And I said I had to leave. Say Goodbye. And, she's like. Why are you crying? She she was losing it. You know she was seeing things that, weren't they? Are She? The pro? Tumors were. There's nothing they could do. Jesus sorry. My computer almost knocked it over. And I say goodbye. I knew what I was doing that maybe last time. She's like why are you crying? Just sign I'm Sarah and take a by, and she goes well. Next time you come up, I'll be better. And then she kissed me and. I was. Red In the face from crying and she goes. You're warm. Are you sick? and. Then I told Bonnie who down there? because. She had moments of being lucid moments, not I said. Please call me when when I had to leave and I was down here. Please call me when she's lucid. She had one night when she was and so my mom says body sitting on the bed with mom and goes. Should we call Ross and right? Then I called the house and the phone rang, and that was something we always did. She'd always whenever I'd call. She go well God dammit. I just set i. wonder what Ross is due in. We had this thing. I knew you'd call and so Bonnie said. Hey Gay in this moment of her being lucid, she said. Do you want you want call Ross? My goes. Yeah, and then the phone rang and I called and my mom. I answer it. Mom Goes. Ross always does that. And so I talked to her I. talked, about stuff I said well just came here to palm springs, because I brought the dogs, and she goes well, who we? She knows dating. Seventy and and. I said I love you. I love you, too. And then I went up. I flew up and she was gone in her in her mind. She was in a coma, but I got to be with her. And Thanks for telling us. It was you know some hard? I have to say no I've lost my mom and there is a cellular connection. We have with our moms and when that when they go. It feels like a part of A. Part of US gone. And a half to commend you Ross because. Many. People can use something as a parent dying. As an excuse to let it all go and to really fall into a depression. Like I did so, I have to commend you on being aware of that and keeping yourself distracted by painting your place. You know. There is no right way to grieve. So being under the covers even for all day, crying is okay. But you know I admire you for the Sun. You were to your mom. You loaded her up with I. Love US and honoring her. Loaded her up, so she could go and she took that love with her so. Just know that. You were an amazing son. Thank you and I do? I do. Isn't this exciting. This funny this podcast guys. Larryelder. I don't even know what to do with all this, so it's really hard. It's really hard. Just keep painting rooms. That's. I'm not I. Don't like feel comfortable. Being under the covers. I let myself do it for a little bit every once in a while positive. I'm doing and I do that, but. It's not for me so and she would not want me to be under the covering back. I do get pissed. You know it's funny. These emotions. It gets so sad about you know. I think Oh my God there'll be a new iphone coming on it I. Think I'll fuck fuck and trump will lose, and she's not going to see that. So much. About? Think about what if trump wins and god God's gone. You know she wouldn't WanNa. See that, but I think. And then there's this lady that Walmart because you know I love. Palm Springs Walmart. It's really magical getting the ball. As walking through an older woman who's just like us? She was like oh I've had a hell of a day. Complaining and I was telling myself and it looked and you thought. The fucker you still alive and my mom is Tom. Yeah, like why? Where's the first year? You dumb, old rag of a human complaining, so I think. You. And your ugly haircut ship ugly. But I was thinking I'm thinking like my mom didn't get to. This line was probably seventy eight. My mom died is sixty night. My mom was the the kindest. Most accepting wonderful woman, and you'll get to live you piece of Shit. So that helps me. A. The Nice ones were taken sooner to go you know. I'm still here so I must not be that. There's somebody thoughts in there and so many things and she. She died at home. She she had her. She loved She loved. Don Dan Fogelberg, do you? Often Fogel per so instead of the theme Song Saber going to play this song, and then we'll be back with more. Oh, Only child. while. Cabinet maker son. Henry Mad, different work and his heart was known no. His own went. And saw two. And it gave me. Dino, ever again. Why Headman of. Deny. 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I can't imagine what you're going through and I'm so sorry for the significant loss that you've just had and the world so ugly right now and so much heaviness, and to have to deal with out on top of everything I'm sure is really overwhelming and I can't say anything to make it better but I've been thinking about what you're going through a lot, and just thinking about you, and if there's any love that I can send sending it all. The only thing I really WanNa, say. Just that I know how close you are with her one incredible woman. She was, and we're one of the lucky ones you know. The people are Queer and have parents who love you. Accept you and encourage you. We're so lucky. You are so lucky to have her and I'm just so sorry that she was taken from you, but you are one of the lucky ones. That's really all I wanted to say I. Hope you're doing okay. Sending all my love and support I love you. And I? Think you by gene and on and I? I just played that one, but were thousands of of you all sweet and you know people people are so amazing. You hear from people you haven't heard from in a long time. Just people from high school people from people in small towns, everybody newer and and everything, but we do have Me and that's the worst news ever. This is the hardest thing ever so I'm grateful to be with all of you and we have some great breaking news. Coming up. That's going to you know. Life is six sick, circular, cyclical or hall. Yes and so I believe there's balance with bad. There's some good, so we have amazing news coming up. I will tell you this though. Cj and I and I really want you here. I did mention to fantasy a couple of weeks ago that The del Taco cheeseburger is underrated. Right and have you had the DEL TACO cheeseburger? I said this on the show on the program a couple of weeks ago. You had it after I said well. Hold your thought so I I believe the del Taco cheeseburgers rated I. Think it's good when I go to del Taco I don't necessarily go for a TACO. If I'M GONNA go, go, go and I'm not necessary. I'm getting that cheeseburger and they have a French fry, which is a crinkle cut fry. The! Is the second best potato product after the. Caters thank you. Okay, so I've been talking facts, he goes this burgers crate and facts right? There's a place called foster freeze, and I had that hamburger and it was great I've been. You'll appreciate this I've been doing a lot of plant based meals. I've been trying to eat so much meat so I. GO would guard. Love last night. I had faked chicken bullshit. Hurry with fucking fucking. Broccoli Bullshit and it was delicious. Show why you make fun of me for what because I because? You're dumb, but I do. Right I'm trying to just keep my insides ticket so I, but there's a I sat del Taco. Cheeseburger, I got so many notes from straight talker Ross. I know I'm aware then people were like you see J. and don't give you what your opinion yet me like you. I have to try I had to try and I loved it Ross I know. The facts, he says Oh. Ross I went to get the DEL TACO cheeseburgers. Save it for the show. I don't know what's going to come out of facts. He's now I. You're not. That was awful bullshit. I don't know if CJ is to think it was bullshit, but I'm open. Remember I just went through a very traumatic time. Be Gentle us. Some we say. Lube. RE-READY I'm ready. Okay? You might want to Q. The crap and quarter music. You might want to know okay. Okay, we'll wait. Hold on all right. I will say I did go to del Taco. There was no one in line I the Iowa. crabbing off. CRABBING corner. Terrible anyway I ordered what use said the cheeseburger, and how did you to talk me through? It did to the drive through and went to the drive thru. Hi Welcome to talk helmet coming to order hi, how are you so? My friend told me that the cheeseburgers here were really good. Is that true or are they really good ma'am? I liked that cheeseburgers. I just heard a long pause, and then I hear there's good. So you know using her long pause, and then the guy goes there good. The woman said that they are like okay. Okay. I said I'm nervous. I actually said. They should have recorded it 'cause. Why why did you feel the need to ask the? They'll talk employees when he told you. You don't trust my palate. Yeah, I'm very careful with everything like that. I will ask questions and get their advice and give the second advice. I was just. Are they really good. Friend said they were, and so I went up to the got up to the window. There was no one in line. which is a little suspicious about because there's no one in line, this must not be and eight. Can I just I don't think everyone has del Taco. It's a southwest thing. Maybe, but it's like Taco Bell, but I would say I would say. It's a step in a half up from TACO bell. Really Controversial. There's del Taco people and there's Taco Bell Pender TACO time washing state with chocolate? It had known some TACO. Say where I live. There's a Gel Taco in walking distance on one corner, and the other del Taco on the other side. Don't Brag too. Okay. Okay so I get up to the window. I mean I ordered the cheese. Burger and some fries I get up to the window, and the lady was so nice so kind and I got my food and I thought. Do I wait till I? Get Home I need it now. I'm going to get in the car. I'm really curious about this so I. I grabbed one of the fries. Let me, just say. By far the best fries I've ever tasted. About eight actual sow my. Pressed together like I'm praying and bowing down the best fries I could not I literally said out loud. Russia's right. These are these are great. Walk me through. What's great about? Fresh they were a little crispy on the outside Frugal fries, the right amount of salt on them and tender and soft in the middle. They were great. We'll say the best fries. Okay, thank you ever. So that's okay here. We go with the Kennedys. Can I put a pin in this story? I think he hated it. That's my prediction. Mickey that facts he thinks. that it was awful and process and he hated it. Way You guys hold on. Tommy just texted me. This is weird. Hey, I know you're doing the podcast I heard you snapping your fingers at me meeting. LIKE SH- says heading to del Taco. Up. Nikki! Mickey break your recurs to get the fast and get the cheese Burger and fries. Get you the fried. To get French fries like we always do period, she nick you talk. You could text him actually texting because actually recording right now. Factory. O'Keefe unwrapped. cheeseburger. And it looked like it just looked like a cheeseburger a double patty. Yeah I don't remember the double A. Yeah. There was a pattern. Yes, yes, okay so I bit into the cheeseburger and my first reaction was. This is a cheap knockoff of the McDonald's cheeseburger. It tasted like McDonald's cheeseburger. It kind of looked like the McDonald's cheeseburger. I. If I had a choice, I would pick McDonald's this one had long L. Taco. No, but this has lettuce. This has the thousand island on it, okay? McDonald's doesn't have that I. Don't know why it tasted the same. It's it tasted the same. To tear you down in a court of Ross right now you do. McDonald's cheeseburger does not have secret sauce cheese burger comes with dehydrated onions, pickles, ketchup mustard that that's it. The Dell Talk Cheeseburgers on the other coast with this shredded lettuce at thousand island dressing right I, believe there's some fresh onion in their fresh. Not reconstituted onions. I worked at McDonalds. Dehydrated they. They're hydrated, and then you re rehydrate them. Treat them. That's hard to figure out I. Don't Cook Under I. Don't Cook. Rehydrate ever dehydrated. Onions understood that. So. Riveting, so did you like it or not? I liked it, but I would have just I would rather go to McDonald's cheeseburger. Jota go well I would say it's closer to a big Mac then cheeseburger. No, it's the same taste. Okay not wrong I bring. Okay, then I'm going to call a witness and he goes. You go by. Tommy to said I'm not getting a cheeseburger from DEL TACO Palese tell! He's a fool. Tell me they. are a damn fool. God there's so many storylines going on right now. But I gave you. The fries fries were great. Right on those now. Jay, walk me through. You heard me say this. Broadcast it on my platform here. WE BROADCAST TO BILL CA trillions of people. And you said what yourself have to. Did, there's a del Taco near your house. I imagine that someone the fags these same del Taco. Just that one went to that one. It was delicious and. It was just it was good. What was good about it? It's better than McDonalds and I'm somebody. That's not a fan of McDonald's cheeseburger. And actually pat them. Put Bacon on it. Juicy Russ Maith. Shock Anger. My water just broke. Right now. You have them put Bacon. and. It was delicious. Yeah we hear that I do, but I still think it tasted like the McDonald's cheeseburger. That's just my opinion. CJ, tell him how it doesn't taste like Johnson. Forget them. All Go. To, do you need everyone? Challenge Gordon del Taco cheeseburger and order McDonald's. Don't use Google. There was very of our peers right now. This tossed out of court not in Google image. It's a taste thing we should ask the listeners tribal. See See what they're. What I'm tasting. Sancho has the best rich ranch, the fries fries and the ranch delighted. I. Ranch please wait. Rant. Ranch I have a dream. I worked hard. I work really hard, and it's because I want to retire by I have my eye on my own. Island. that. It's a thousand island. I WANNA. I WANNA have a ranch on thousand. No I. Talian! And French. I am going to have a little just a little cottage onion. God love dressing. Sauce Matthews. Listen here's the deal. Make, you make sure you interject this story with the Tommy's latest Dell Talk. He's just. Run. He's like maybe I'll go. Get Sushi and now I'm mad. How long have you and Tom You've been together. Ten years though. That's crazy ten years almost maybe more, and has he ever. Does he gotten you? They'll talk a loss. Is this something he does on the regular we because they have the vegetarian meat. They have impossible or tacos and Nachos with that, so if I remember craving that. Check. Parker! Which Lane. What's playing? I'm just saying. I'm just saying that. If there is a man that will get you del Taco and loves you and you've been together for ten years. You should marry this man. That's what I'm saying. There have been times when we've been together a whole. Please not corona. Been Together. And we have been and I can take I a. why are you not married? What is going on and I? Have to tell you need to focus. We've been talking about del Taco and I have to tell you even i. think this is maybe someone argue even more important than del Taco. Oh I. Don't know about that. Would you ever marry Tommy? let me think about this if he were to ask. If, he were to ask me I would. I would say yes. And you fill the people at all. What happened? Just GonNa keep going with hypotheticals if he would. Let's just say for example two Saturdays ago. Wake me up and say let's go to point dume and open the hatchback and sit in the back and share a scary place dom do. Point, Yeah. Okay, he said that, and then we open the hatchback, and had little drink and a little snack, and got all snuggled up and looked at the ocean, and at that point he decided to happen to get down on were knee and asked me to marry him. I would have said yes and. Marry. Check. Go. Go to the chat. God. Array. Just now we're GONNA have del Taco cater the reception thinking about that. Congratulations this is. Known about four since. The ring is beautiful. It's vintage and that's most important is that the ring is beautiful otherwise to get married. Number two when I look at you two. I can't imagine you being separate. Guys just makes so much sense, and it makes us so happy you. For ever. In three. I'm thinking we do a straight talk wedding. Where we broadcast it live I can cut leprechaun experts to get ordained. deigned you think. They can marry you right. We'll have cookie sing as you walked down all. Right, we'll have dorey throwing instead of a little flower pedals. She'll just throw that girl scout cookies on the floor. You're registered Doria cookies. It's not a bad idea. Am I right? About idea. We've been married already so like we. We both went through the whole like big ordeal. Big Wedding. Two hundred people and we don't WanNa do that I have to say though with the best part about it was even after ten years together I was completely surprised it I had no idea he was looking for a ring. Nobody knew he didn't call any of you. Guys call me now. He didn't need to sweat for he did call my mom the day before and facetime tour Donna. Donna. Donna and he asked her she was like Oh honey. You don't need. Ask My permission, but you have my blessing, and so she more getting married or being nominated for Street Talkie Award. Oh, for sure straight you. About that against Adam Ribbon. It was great I was very surprised and I do I. Do like the idea of a straight talk wedding I think that really isn't Tommy's wheelhouse of being in the center of attention and made fun of I think he would love that. I can't tell if you being serious or not, but I am absolutely serious that I would love to broadcast a very special wedding special on the program, if Roy not that if not that because feeling a little hesitation from your heart which I don't understand but I respect. What about a very special bachelorette already? Now I am one hundred percent down with that. Yes now even. What you get a cheeseburger. Tommy's home from Toco Hell. No, I'm divorcing more done this. Is it you? Can You? Can you just hop on real quick? Can you come in to real quick and just? Really quick we're live, would a damn fool. He went to del Taco and then you go to jail. You hit a cheeseburger. Did you get a cheese cheeseburger. Hell No, he said. This might be grounds for divorce. Even married yet can't marry this man. Get fries. Did you get fry? You didn't get a cheeseburger. Kenyan kidding here put Johnny on here. Come here, come, get an tell I. don't need to be on. Just stand where you can hear me with my headphones. Come here! He doesn't want his face on video. People can be watching all of this riveting. Baby Dot Com. Me Assume. Sweet Sweet Tommy. Tommy. Yeah what happens cockroaches in Mexico and. Never again. That's fine I. Can you. The college cricket TACOS IN MEXICO AND I. Try It. Tommy. I want you to repeat what I say Nikki. I'm telling you what he's saying because you have headphones and Tom. Ready to make you have to say everything I say say Tommy. Tommy you're a damn fool. You're a damn fool. I know that. Tommy. Tommy, yes, Ross no Ross. Ross says that you shouldn't use. You must try the cheeseburger at del Taco you must try the cheeseburger at del Taco. We're doing a review on it right now and he. I wanted to say. I didn't say you know you're. Putting words. In your mouth you can't. So then. Tell him this. Now, then I want I. WanNa say this Tommy Tommy. Should do a wedding special on street lost thinks you should your. I think you should do a wedding special on straight talk with Ross. What if we got married on the show? What if we got married on the show? Yeah, we got a call from. Is the talking about right now? Call the LEPRECHAUN experts. leprechaun is they're gonNA. Marry A. I'm. I'm. On the BACHELORETTE party Ross. Did you say you would throw it? I would tell you and I would have mark. Do a strip tease on Nikki's later. No. No, I can't even. The Kitty again we talked about when the stripper would been down squad over the person with the dollar bill in their mouth Ling on their back, and they would grab the bill with their not. Kitty. Usually play with mark feed. The Kitty would, would you? Would you feed marks Kitty? Just for comical reasons, he's EJ CJ. Would you help me plan Nikki's Bachelorette party absolutely. Right Nikki Nikki ever had del Taco fries yeah their staple in my life under the Yes. Did you get me ran. Right now how this is happening? Is he just happened to be it? Trying the ranch. that's good ranch turned him. Real good! I can't wait for my Bachelorette Party so whenever you guys WanNa. Plan this I'll show up. When are you getting married? When's the day? I don't know where we've been together for ten years. We waited this long. I don't know. Tell me. What Day are we getting married? We getting married. Yeah when. Eight. Lord he just I don't know I. Think they should decide if you'd like to plan your wedding Nikki. Give me something to do I'm paying for it I'm planning to. Plan the wedding but we want. Okay. I don't know how I feel. Okay Yeah. Relaxing, write this down or just I need okay. What do I need my God I need a Liza Minnelli. For that rose. I need chocolate fountain. That rose I need a veggie chicken nugget bar. On top of that rose getting called Guy Fieri. Because he knows I'm right on top of that rose joining. God the leprechauns tract I forget. That rose. I want cookie to a whole array. Of that rose and we get Bella. Biscotti. Let's do the buzz thing there whenever Nikki says I do. Like. Good idea. What about the? The patient. The nearest Taco Okay Reich can book that. Does. Okay anything else I think. Oh, yes, we need micro for every guest gift bag. so much art cookies. Cookie little on Monday. So cute name, you guys right? This is great. Thanks for right I haven't told anybody -gratulations, Nikki you hadn't told anybody I mean I told like friends and family, but like I hadn't really posted it so straight talker. Thanks for being my My first peeps still to jake here my good news at all joking aside Nikki when you, when you told me and I know you were hesitant to tell me because I was just going through so much, but I was so wonderful to have joy. With everything going on in the world with the coronavirus and with the protests and And the feeling of innocent black men. And women It was beautiful to have something so positive. Really are so thrilled for you. My Left Q. I'm happy. Thank you. 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Promotion money involved, but I just want to be out of. Time, And so I worked at that mall. and there's when I really did excel there. They asked me to be assistant manager, but I couldn't. Anyway I had different dreams, but I got off. I got to work the register and the grill and did drive. The! One of the mall didn't have it, but I loved working in the mall because. You'd see the regular people who. worked. who managers and stuff they come to the food court. I. I knew what they lie in what they wanted and I would dream about getting to work at one of the shops. Where like you didn't have to wear a uniform. Like all the time and I thought wouldn't be would be like to be able to go to work and just pick out what you WANNA wear you know and. I am in Palm. Springs, it's dry. That's going on. I'm coming, but That's where I met the assistant manager Lane Bryant and really got my in nature, and that's how I started working there, but then I worked at Lane Bryant until I was fired, and then every year, and then I would go for stealing plus plus is cameras on my book man. so I Love that mall, and even as as recent as this Christmas and my brother and I went to and got her picture taken with Santa and gave that to my mom, for Christmas at this time, wearing leather jackets. I remember that yeah. That was the cascade mall I remember in the cascade. Mall Open I was in elementary school, and it was a big deal in the paper and Ma the first time I got high. My brother got me high. Thirteen and we went to the mall and walking those holidays. freaked out. Good memories that all the cascade mall is closing. It's the end of because of corral because the economy and just the beginning. Beginning that's awful. Everything going on man who knows what's the real truth you know and I don't get politically trying to be political on this show I. Fuck that I. Don't know I just don't have any time. Fuck it and I am going to be all. Tell you what I think I have just I think there's too much at stake here when you look at the world right now. When? People are are not qualified for the jobs that they have you know what happens. Everything's falls apart and if you think elections don't have grown sequences, look at hunting are beaten handled now. Look at you locked in your house for months. Look at the streets. Look what's happening because no one is being leader, no one is stepping. I understand why you voted for trump back in the day I. I didn't agree with you, but I can understand that you look transit fought. This everything's everything's rigged against me, right? I've never been able to win here. So maybe we need something. Maybe we need someone who will shake things up because it's not working for me, but guess what. It didn't work. Okay, and and that's fine. You try to you try. He thought maybe it'd be the answer and it wasn't buddy. I'll tell you this if you can look around right now. Everything's going on in the world. We've been in our houses for months. The streets people want to have this conversation has not happening. If you look around and say Yeah I, think I do want more of this than I don't get you. Okay, the. Same language and it's not about Republican or Democrat. It's not it's about who are we what is going on here I? Don't know this because I know that life is really short, you know an ice machine. Especially now, I've seen it up close and I. Know that or if it's just that I can't not say anymore, but you got. What we need is leadership right now, and we're just not getting it. The person hire. Your job is not the right guy for the job. Right, not the right person for the job, so I think it's time that we. Control out delete. Maybe start over, because because how about this and and it again I want to be very very clear if you did vote for trump I'm not judging you right I. Understand where your mind was then. We need to think about where we are now. And it's a whole different space, and who knows maybe one day all vote for a Republican I. It's really not about that. It's about who we are and this president. Rather than than tweeting. About George Floyd tweeting about this moment and trying to heal lesser say this is a sad time, but maybe we can come together have a beautiful conversation into begins some healing now, but he says. I didn't go to the bunker because we were scared, but yet they did. He's tweeting about a governors who are weak TV shows books. Fuck you. This I could I could do with a little leadership right now. Right talk about corona. We don't even know. What the truth is about where we are, we don't know what the right protocol is. What's the right thing to do? Restaurants open now I go, should I go I? Don't know what is it hell? I don't. Know it's all. Because no one is telling us from the top. We have a national movement where people are having conversations. They'd never had before opportunities and we're going to get into this cj now, but there's nobody leading that conversation you know, and I even had the guy doing the tile. He's white guy from the high desert and he was saying I don't even understand what they're trying to accomplish. Are they? Accompany anything I? Just Tim. Look you know what's being accomplished to white guys. On Tuesday. Are Having a conversation about race. Vani. But? There's no one taking what's happening harnessing saying. Where do we go from here? We need a leader so. I usually not political fuck that we. French time y'all so we figure this out and and with. And I can't think of anyone better to to talk about it all with as we try to grapple with what's going on in CJ and so CJ my computer spinning, so I'm trying to get it to play the the blackness mother. Everybody thought was actually CJ singing the. Song that's making. I thought all this time. He was singing it. You're singing. It sounds like you. It's time for the blackness. Play play my computer right now. You being a little bitch. By computers that trump supporter. The blackness. CJ, help us make sense of all this what? We. Experienced that none of us can. Speak to so, can you talk to us? I think just the start up I will say life really does. Ca Class I want I believe the last time we recorded? From not mistaken I was talking about Brianna Taylor am I right? And then we stopped in all of this happened. During that time, so I was already talking about two other innocent likely will never jailed. Something happened in the world went on fire, and so just when you see everything. I went out to a protest by right when everything happened. The I Land Los. Angeles and I was able to talk to Nikki about it. On the daily smile can get things out because you can go to protest and you can process everything. Aggressively, or however you want a process it but I mean it's take a beat and a minute. It helped me talking to Nikki and release that. But I think in this time we're now. Twenty when I first came on the show and Times when I would speak about what was going on in America especially with black people during my segment I wouldn't do it too much. Because I knew that we beyond such A. Laugh hot he and then I would come in and be like black people are dying, you know. I used to get deals like. Why do you always have to say a shoutout to this brother? This sister I used to get deums from shows. You WanNA missing. Just because that's not what's going on like we'll see it's going on. It's always going on, and it's apparent now. Everybody said. And I think even I was looking at the Roger Goodell statement that that he was, he should have acknowledged are talking about the players, and and then protesting, and now he's he agrees with it, and he may. He made a mistake with it but everything he was saying you still. Didn't Knowledge Colin Cabinet in that. The whole reason why everybody was up in arms about the NFL was because Colin Tabernacle and we were saying that set it on this show. We talked about Calvin on this show, but you. Thank you for getting there, but still do the work you know what I'm saying, and so I think right now we're in this house of cards stage where everybody's now coming out and trump is that he said in tweets about everybody that sort of kind of not aligned where he is, but we need more of Because we're tired, you know what I mean. You can't lean on black people to. To do all the work now the white folks need to come in, and we're seeing that we're seeing there needs protests seeing and how people are reacting on social media and it's important. We need that you know. What can we allies? What can we do? Be The vocal and I think that blackout Tuesday was great and everybody put up the Black Square, but it goes beyond that you have to. Keep pressure on it. Everything is happening to NASCAR's now command. They're taking down. All the confederate reflects. People are talking about removing snatchings. We've been saying black lives matter forever killing. Stop killing us for ever, but now so many people are jumping celebrities and and people are taking stance against the president. We need more of that just we need amplified voices in this. What do you think now? We are sire. Do you think I mean this is gonNA sound stupid, but. So! I understood the black lives. Matter Right. I remember when we first met. I said. I remember asking you. Why is it bad to say all is manner like explain it to me why it was bad, right? And you did. And it became a lot of a lot of sense to me. Right and and and I think that like. That conversation with you and me. I think as a conversation now that a lot of people are have are having and I had it because I met you and became very close with somebody who is. Very Black, and I think I think now other people are when you watch a video George Floyd dying. I think it force so many people who? Never have this kind of conversations to say oh. My God is, is this what happens? Is this what it's like, is it? And it and I think so like I told you I. had that conversation with with the Tile Guy? About race. US. Even saying I don't know why they need down confederate flags and I said well. Why they can like he goes. That's part of our history. Then keep it in a history book. It can be in the history books, but don't wave it on on a government building. Don't name Government Park. After one of the people who by the way then the south, they were fighting against the United States, of America, they were not ideal. They were not only. Lose in the, they were ideologically wrong, right? So why are we naming parks and buildings and flags for them? And but but this guy didn't think about it like that ever. So what what I'm hoping siege and and I want your thoughts on this. Is this a beautiful time because we're finally having these conversations, or is it a sad time because it's? Bringing up all the awful. Racism. Or is it both good question? That's good and it's both I think we're seeing a lot. A lot of people are saying one of their favorites and how ignorant. Or races they are and I think in real life were so sensitive. Black people are so sensitive even because I have to go, I went through this. It was like a social distancing party and a friend of mine's father was there. Sitting there, we're talking and having a conversation eating. Dad was trying to offer this literally just happened. Three or four days ago. Chat Social Justice, he play. Because the debt could barely hear a little bit. We have to talk like that. He's from Memphis. Tune on it, and I was like no I'm trying to like number. We're talking. We're talking. Here. No. Twitter chip a tuna on. It was like twenty of them. Burke. We kept saying no, so he was chewing, chomping on all like everything or one you walk. Is it like a slice of all? He on it or like Tuna Salad? You put in a bowl and mixed it up made own like perfect and to scoop it on the school. Tortoise I'm sorry. Let me tell you what I don't want at a party. Bullet Tuna, so was that who made that I don't want. But that. came. In grape, ungrateful I always I'm always grateful I. Don So he's sitting there and so, I'm like no, we're Kevin Conversation they're talking about. Somebody by the state in the name might have been. Might have called them lighten. The brass is something name I was okay cool and there was like. Yeah, he was so great family loved them. All Great, and then he was like he's like you good worker black. He was a good worker. He'd come and move the hey for me and you know we keep. We keep let them hang out with US inside and so my friend was next. It's the white happy my life. And, my first are tapping my leg of white. Who's typing my leg? I think we should go and I was like. I was in a moment like I have to hear this a half dome. And what have? You know big strong black guy. We loved him. He owed me some money, so I made him work it off into the my friend, whose father was jumped back no dead. You can't say those kinds of things I got to try to take my hand on his hand. My friend was outside. He's like I've never seen that in person. He was like you see I'm just never seen us at. This is what the fuck we deal with. The Tom to that point. I get. Some people are raising some people just ignorant and you're raising ignorant Perez. And you can't teach that. I mean you could try. You can hope somebody way, but you're seeing a lot of the ignorance to your question. It's both you WANNA. We hope for change. We hope that people can see their. When we say black lives matter just mean it. We're all human we we know all is matter, but we're now saying black lives matter. Let me ask you this question because we've had moments like this in our history where there's been protests, what we've been outright outraged by something that happened and it felt like change was was possible. Real change was possible. You see it not only with the black lives matter movement but with. And I'm not equating the two, but. Big Moments in our history when we think we as a nation as a world finally had enough whether it's. Black innocent black men, being killed by the police or school, shooting, or something happening are. Locking kids up in cages where we say enough we, we're not going to stand for this any more and then. Something happens on Wednesday and the carpet. And the attention of the media goes over there and we start distracted by that. So, why is this time different in? How do we make this time? Different gentleman is asking you to speak on behalf of all black. I'm asking you as as one white person just not wanting to have that Wednesday common. The conversation changed and we ended up back here when the next in isn't black, man or black woman is killed for no goddamn reason. We have to keep the pressure on. When voting comes up in the primaries, whatever state is even just share it just so everybody is aware that they need to get out and vote. Even if you're not in that state, we need to vote. The time is now like I said it's house of cards, and it is coming down. It is the time we need it. We need it more than ever, please. Please I I i. hear a little buzzing on your microphone. Do you all hear that he gives microphone? No. I heard just a little bit on. Everyone I hope it's not being picked up Also siege if I don't WANNA put words in your mouth, but you know how the conversation starts to shift great I think the beauty of being in this W- place right now is that we don't allow the conversation to shift and a lot of that is. We white people. We people who have not had to go through you went through and what you are going through. We don't allow the conversation to shift so every time I see a post on facebook where they WANNA. Talk about the looting or they want to talk about. What they what they lost or in the white person. I remind them real quickly and I had to make some. I've ended mixed statements. And I'm just not allowing the conversation to shift and I think that's our responsibility. Is that right? Let it get washed out. This needs to be clear and loud, and it needs to keep going, and we need to hold those accountable that are. That are not on the right side of history right now. Absolutely because like I said. We're tired of having a jump in and do it when I jumped in on that one comment on your page outside. Okay, now I'm tired. I liked that you ask what what can we do because you know the thing is? When I was ten. I told my mom I wanted to be black. The black kids were being bussed into the white schools. And I was trying to imagine what it felt like for a black person to be in a white school so I wanted to be black so I could feel it right right. I'm not black. I, don't I, don't I? I can have empathy. I can understand this. What you're going through what the black community is going to. It feels like PTSD. Maybe two with this incident from you know Rodney King Trayvon Martin. This is just PTSD, but I just feel like I wanNA feel it I want I. Wish I can feel it more. Does that make sense like? I mean look at the police report when they released on Brianna. They said it was no injuries. She was shot. This woman's, but were you talking about? What cj when you said on the show about a cop pulls up behind you and your heart starts beating all. I think about that all the time, and that's the point I'm trying to make. It's like when my house burned down. People can have empathy for that sympathy for that, but their house didn't burn down until their house burns down. They'll really know what it feels like, and I feel like that right now and so. Frustrated and I can say that I understand and I do, and I've empathy, but I I want to do more. I want to figure this out. That's why I appreciate you asking like what can we do? Vote, I. Do think it's vote for sure I think it's. Also about how the conversation. I think it's also asked questions and I think number one thing that I wanted to do and it's the thing that when I said. Watching that video and I thought. Watching those protests, which the majority the the protesters were different from the writers write. These protesters who were really walking and chanting and fighting for change all I thought is I asked the universe. What what? What can I do and I heard? Listen! To solidify coach or other friends that aren't caught lights out. Mother lights that you know like Nikki stay. I just want people to be very clear. There is a right and a wrong in this situation. It's not opinion. It's not politics. It's human rights. There's a right and there's wrong, and you can decide which side you want to be on a. you ain't going to be on the wrong side and also be my friend. You don't have to listen to my podcast. You don't have to like me. I don't need your support. Keep your money. I don't fuck in one it. There's a right and there's wrong and I have never been so empowered to say that I don't care if you like me, 'cause if you are wired that way. I don't want you around me or H. And we're not going to solve it today. It is time now for Nikki be trending. News stories. Kermit. Nikki please. Capri take ours this. Damn here. What is that a spirit? No Computers going nuts all right. What do you have for us today so The misheard lyric segment that I don't remember what the name of it is. I'm really excited because I think we might have. Theme Song Tao. We got into letter from John Who's a listener. And he said he he renamed the segment. What you say when she sent mazing, which is what you're saying? He has a theme song. Yeah, I'm excited. So wrong so long only sing into. Words who. Nobody. took. Is Time for what would you say? What did you say what you say? Word Work Okay all right Jen from Illinois reached out and said so back in the day at the clubs they would play this song by a band called prodigy close to the end of the night and my friend Kristy. WHO ALWAYS GETS LYRICS WRONG? Lyrics wrong thought that they said something different in the song so this. Let's take a listen to the song. It's called Smack my bitch up by the prodigy. Don't condone this song by any means as a smack my bitch. Okay, okay so I've never heard the song I don't like that. Song me neither I like I said I don't condone the message, but her friend. Kristy thought lyrics were. Snap my picture and in. Lord the end of the night she would do this like where she would pretend she was snapping your picture with an an old fashioned camera like putting her hands in the air and snapping a picture, socially thought it was sad and hilarious at the same time. seaview agree with Christy, it smack my bitch up shared. Snap my nutmegger. I'll accept that I will actually I think that's better. It is oh absolutely except that. Thank you so much. Ken Okay Amanda is an og listener. She said she also loves Diane Project So. Thank you, kiss up. She thought that the Bon Jovi Classic Song that we all know was a different kind of song, so let's just take a listen to this. The heart, you blame you. Give love a bad name. Heard you give love a band-aid. Here that you hear that lets you give love abandoned. I will accept banding. Will accept band aid. It's a first aid wrong song yeah. Yeah. You've got to put a band aid on. That Terry Cata wit, said This is the first time that she's ever written to. The show takes takes a band like that to sing about a band aid i. do have to say. So Terry says the first time ever that she's written, but she's listened since day one so kiss Kiss Bang you. My best friend is very old fashioned, and is not very current with music and a couple of years ago on new. Year's Eve. We had some music blasting and that song like a g six came on, and she started singing like. Geez she was singing the song with confidence, but let's listen. Snakes! Six! Thank. Chief, so she's sitting there, singing and confidence. In what was she saying? Mac and cheese sticks MAC and cheese sticks all delicious. Okay would love to see if we can hear. Six? Six. She? You know what at first I was like. No, but I hadn't eventually I got there and I. Hear Mac and cheese sticks, which also I note sound deliver. Get on board with that one. And then she said another time this same friend. Walked into her daughter's room and Gwen Stefani's Holler back. Girl no back. To love this song. swoon. She had no, Holler back girl. Okay. She says ooh, that smash it. That's my Shit, okay? Her friend heard ooh. Christmas shoes Christmas youth. I there's any way I'm going to hear Christmas shoes, but let's let's listen. Okay I need to give it one more or less than because. I think the second time I can kind of hear Christmas shoe and I feel like I'm losing my mind just very quickly. The second round I can hear Christmas shoot McHugh. Tell you how much this job is going through I have hundreds of emails from people with these in I in my bed at night, listening to him laughing, this one's will last one. Go with me on this one. You might Piss your pants. Hattie Hattie, okay. We met Patty an patty with a y. Y. Patty with Y, met us the Brooklyn show. She did a live, freaky FAG Z and I also accidentally hit her in the head with an apple when I was throwing. Money. Funny live show. She was driving in her car with her friend. Listening to the radio, it was two thousand three, and you remember that pompey's song by best deal. But was constantly playing on the radio well, she said that she listened to it. We sometimes I. We have been some times where I say something that you guys don't here in the just. So we make A. You were saying how you hit someone in the head with an Apple I. Go I'll never forget it. And I don't remember. Through the. Patty! Patty I. I don't remember things like that. The row birth. J. Always like Brusson. Remember anything so when I said that I looked at C. J. and he was like. A. Howdy remembers because she got pegged in the head with an apple, but Why? Do, you should have said that. God! Come on. Guys Nikki plague is Geez so it was the first time that Patty had listened to the song in the presence of another person, and she decided to take the opportunity to ask the question that had been bothering her for so long. Who is Mr Valdez? She said my friend had no idea what I was talking about so I went on and on fearing that maybe I have the lyrics wrong, but listen to the song and just picture Mr. Bell doesn't see if we can. Talk A. Memento. What is he saying? How am I gonNa be an optimistic about this? How am I going to be intimate? This was like who is Mr Bell Dez. Why is he so important? Why is he so sexy? Because I'M GONNA beat it off to Mr Bell does. GonNa. Beat it off to miss this. Kind of can understand where he's coming bro. and. That is a slam dunk stepped accepted, and I'll tell you Mr Bell. DEZ is hot. The famous. Code for. Offer Mr Valdez. FAVOR ONE Really Mickey thank you so much. My dear, that was just a delight and really wonderful lab. was so wrong so long. To? Use those words on Khotan nobody. What did you say you say? Email to Nikki and I? I be at straighttalk with Ross Dot Com Nikki. Planning, your wedding I just hired a wedding band wedding singer Oh great. While he was there audition tape and. Dancing I dance. Just. To forget it. Hey fags. He wants to do in a segment we haven't done in. It was called. It's called, would you? Would you would you, would you, would you? Tell me would or wouldn't do. Thank you so much, okay? I have six questions to ask all of you if you would do any of these, okay. Number One. Would you vote for Biden if his VP choice was Dolly Parton? Yeah yes, listen I would vote for Biden if. You. And? You can't even do elementary math. Don't make fun. Okay I wasn't. giving. Would you punch someone wearing black face at a Halloween party? Would you punch them? No. I would definitely go. I would probably leave the. Party Understood, how many drinks I've had good answer I would probably just walk right up. Okay, you cannot do that gotta go. You can't do that. If, it was already showed up at the door I would tell them they couldn't come in. Understood. If you were given a Free White House pass to visit the Oval Office he the White House and meet trump, and it may be your only opportunity to see the White House and do all that, would you? Would you do that? It was jangled. Question good question. I would definitely want to see, but that would be hard. Pass I just couldn't stomach meeting. For wouldn't do. Nicky. What if I could punch him in the face? Nice I will hunt I would one hundred percent go. I'll tell you why one I love American history I loved the way I go to my. Museums just to see the oval. Office I would go, but I will tell you this. I go there and I would not have a bitch. If so they try to take my picture, saying trump I would flip off the camera and I would turn would look at trump, and I would tell him a few things. I would ask him why he's not doing. This feels the need to lie about stupid shit. That doesn't even matter what he's not telling the truth about shit. That does matter I would tell him rise up to this moment because the light whether we like it or not. You have the job right now, so act accordingly I would do anything for some face time you know I've interviewed trump like three or four times right? He was a joke. I just I was always. I rolled whenever I actually literally called him. A buzzkill and I rolled when. It's on my social media. But but I would love to talk to a man with that kind of power, who I think is wasting his time and hurting all of us and tarnishing his own legacy. So you would seize the opportunity, you would take the opportunity and like a bitch like a bit okay. Would you go to a protest a? Black lives matter protest and has mat-su. Because, oh, because of the pandemic because. I would go with just face-mask. I would go in a has matt suit. I would go and has matt suit. Before the pandemic I wanted to wear has seen everywhere I went cj. You and you're all messed up. You feel safe. I feel I mean I'm ready for other reasons so. After all. I needed to be there. Down everyone's after all that chanting just like get some fresh air because I, I go to the store and I and I ask them like. Grapes on sale and I want to be like. Like that mask, it's not for me. Someone said that takes ask the new taking off the Bra like for girls, but that's how the same feeling not just, but this political connotations attached masks now in public I feel. If you're wearing political, you stand. For Yeah. That's so interesting, isn't it? Yeah? which by the way he's responsible and not good that because there are following the leader, you understand what? Am I. I think I'm angry and i. o out of you about your I. Think I'm pro-. I'm angry about a lot of things and I just channel eight through that I like political Ross and angry Ross. Would you go? Okay, let's would use zipp lightweight Nikki. Did you answer that one you did? He did okay. Would you zip line nude over a televised pride parade for a million dollars to go to the lgbt an lgbtq charity? Absolutely sure that's a really. Good. You wouldn't do it. I think. Charity. Million dollars not to know. I've done I do good work. I I have done an. Ross I'll do it another way. You see my balls swing into the although manscaping manscaping on. The last one. Would you have a citywide? Would, you have a serious talk with a racist or judgmental family member and has your. HAS IT changed recently? Have you changed your opinion about that recently with everything that's going so would you have read your own question when we're talking? Would you have a serious talk with a racist or judgmental family member? That's basically the question. Hundred percent. Yes yeah and has your has your answer for that changed with the recent events like? It's. At one hundred. Jamie. I. I have done that I will continue to but I think these times are making me feel like it's my duty like it's not like. Oh, this aunt, uncle or cousin is who they are whatever now mike new ain't. Nobody got time for that not doing that. I mean there's. Come across races family members. Feel the same about it I have there's racist family member. I mean I I used to be afraid of confrontation, but no I would walk right up to them and say. And that and those are my would use good Jews Nikki? Said Duty, and I'm I'm looking for Carney Wilson farts. Can that brings it all full Ross question? Are you gonNA play. The fire can ask the question. Back Memories. Did you want to go back to your mom just quickly, not anything deeper. Did you get any signs from your mom? Have you gotten any no. No, but we did. When she was sick I had a rocky healer go. WHO's this Lesbian Ricky who actually married her and Donka? She's ordained and my mom who thought most things were bullshit like me, you know. Loved it she. She felt afterwards, so and she just said Oh my God. I've never felt so good so even though she was unconscious, and she was in the hospice bed I had that same healer come and give her blessing and also i. put a Amethyst that Shannon gave me a big crystal by her her bed. And then I have that with me, Char Margolis who's been on the show? WHO's just world renowned very famous psychic said I think your mom's trying to send you signs and I I. I don't know if I'm just caught. I'm in my own grief. That I haven't yet. Seen I don't know I. Don't know I think you'll get got assigned from gay I got assigned member told you about that. It was before he left Thursday and I got one. She came to me Friday. That's right. She did. Yeah, you can't. How? She came to me quickly and said keep making my son, laugh and smile took off. It was so beautiful. It was really beautiful. You guys This is just been so. Important, to come and do this and to be together during this time and you'll for for me. It's it is I was already sad. I was already sad because it corona. It wasn't. It's not easy for me to be quarantined from people I. don't like I. Don't think it's easy for anybody. something for easier for others than it is for me, so I've already been sad. I'm not being a sad person, and then with everything going on with George Floyd in the riots, and the and and and the peaceful protests in the conversations. an and bad leadership and all that I've been really sad, and I am just heart. Heart broken about about my mom In a way that I've never felt cracked open before, and so getting together with you and reading. All the comments from listeners and I didn't know how to do this. You know we kept postponing because I don't know how to do it. And I almost canceled today because I just said I'm. So glad, well me too mostly. We debut that new song for your segment, Nikki. But I. I don't know and I was thinking about what music to play. 'cause. My mom loved Like I said Dan, Fogelberg and we played all the music. She laid there and her favorite songs and everything and she had a song that she said she wanted to play her funeral. And then we're not doing the funeral. We're doing a a celebration later this summer, but I, don't like the song I played. It. I think it's bad I don't like what is she like about it? It was Dan Tolbert Song. I don't WanNa. Say which one. I just listened to it and it just seemed so. It didn't it didn't see it is it seemed like how I felt? And so I was the my intention was like I had it a song. I wanted to play. And this is an absolute true story. This is about a week ago when I was thinking about what I wanNA. Play this song because I I I love this song and and I thought no. You have to play the song. Mom wants you to play. But. It's horrible I don't want to. And then when I got out of the shower. This is such a true story I walked to my phone. And there was a text from fantasy and all he had sent me was a song, and it was the song that I wanted to play at the end of the show, and I called him and I go. Why did you send me I? Talked to you about this on Diet? He's like now he's had spirit just told me to send you that song. I don't know. I think maybe it was my mom saying play that Ross play that song. And so this song is I, think so beautiful and It's by Mindy Smith and. It's really how I feel about. About having her around and I. Don't know that I'll ever heal I. don't know I. Don't know what the future holds and I wrote on my little thing. Little Instagram, you know. I do know that if my mom was still around, I would call her until I love I would hugger do that. Do It for me. and there's just no. There's no game face on the show right. I'M NOT GONNA lie to you guys since I'm doing okay, I'm not doing okay. It's really really tough and we'll just. It's the new normal but I. don't know who I am now. I miss her so bad And it's. Unfair and I'm angry about it. And all of that But it it is. The new normal, so this one's from. lemieux vice view. ME. Even. Leave And so many. Stay. It's just enough to media. Breath on. To, muscle in. Small. GotTa Homey. Show me. Give me. Swim And Me! Just enough to still ha. All the. Tell me. How some day! returned. And may be. May. Jason to see shooting star. It's just enough to see. Store. Oh! You've got a whole me. He the. Oh! No.

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Brandi and Gina and the Parallel Lives

Brandi Glanville Unfiltered

41:06 min | 2 years ago

Brandi and Gina and the Parallel Lives

"Distraught media. We're gonna know i don't know what that is. I think we talked about it last time. 'cause my girlfriend started taking it and she notices lettuces huge difference a mutt in lake. Her sex drive an stabilized steph. Somehow stabilizing your your hormones nine's already off off the charts. I don't need it anymore. My life from straw media this reading glenn bill bill. Hey everybody everybody welcome to brandi glanville unfiltered. I'm here with my producer ryan tilson. Hello hello name right tillotson. It's hard. It's hard what little sorry. We're both extremely hung over. We decided to do the drinking and tweeting at night this this time because last time we just ruined our entire day because we were drunk during the day and i think it was a good choice doing doing tonight i think so as well but then we decided to go out because we're drunk and we had makeup on so. That's fucking go out to be clear. I did not have any fun. <hes> <hes> and we went to sierra. Frieden will do poetry but we missed his reading because they've got there late yup but we did tell them. We're coming so still. He was lovely surpri launches. We were happy you to see us surprised yeah. That's what you do you support your friends when they do shit. We're talking last night at the whatever it was two guys that i thought the three guys i thought were really talented. They were they were really doing poacher. One of them was doing poetry a song fuck t. mobile that one i liked he was curtain his like his brother had to decide but i liked when he said fuck t. mobile. They just road like resonated with me. Fuck rising fuck you all a hate. You don't use the word h. But i dislike you. Mentally then we went out after that we went downtown. Yeah don't have any idea where we were. I have no. We were just like we were creepers. Like are all going around to different bars and <hes>. I kind of like when i see like things going on in the bar yeah. I like to go right in the middle of the drama. I know i saw well. We got there. I had to use the restroom and you said i'll get drinks and then you win and you were just standing in the middle of the gas around by everybody. Just you look you stood out really well. I wanted to be in the middle of it but you wearing the white blouse than just like you just pop yeah. Yeah is good. Thanks for the drink. I thas uh-huh places here this really great places downtown. We had tacos there. That's good too. I wasn't the same place oh talkers were potato to kito like you fry the let's put potato and a tortilla and riot like who doesn't like. I don't know there's this place called luna. It's kind and like within hells ish and they make up potato taco when they fry that fucker love to put like sour cream in it and walk me lettuce tomato cheese and i live for those 'cause 'cause. You're a big fan of del taco or taco bell. Remember all talk okay with talk about. I mean i do go to taco bell but only get to things like mexican pizza because i loved that pizza without me. God del taco is my jam does don't talk to a potato taco no and they they do a really good shrimp taco which i don't even really eat shrimp perch like this because the beer butter on it and then they used to do fried jalapenos what i'm starting a campaign to try to get them back. How do you start this campaign. I'm doing it right now really need food yeah. The other thing is hiding hi. This is something for the world. You know i do all right. I tried the burger king taco. Really yes and i will tell you idea. They did talkers they don't so this is there. I talk oh and they're trying to compete with jack in the box tacos which is not that i do crock. I've never done it but <hes> i'm good. I'm gonna go and get jack in the box after this okay so burger king doesn't seem to know the burger king taco for everyone it was there's good and it was a very similar to the jack in the box taco but here's where they jump the shark is that for saying no shit should jump jumped ship now. It's like let's jump the shark or something like that. It is a saying i have kids. I know it's right like that is right this as low to me really held on <hes>. I'm very hung up. We need to fix her mike now. I think i'm good. I'm good and they give you the taco sauce. That is crap. It's just it ruins. It like you need the jack in the box taco sauce like that so that's awesome so good. This sauce ruined ruined. The taco for me but taco is decent okay. I have another bone to pick with burger king okay so you can get a whopper for two ninety nine right. I can't eat a whole oppor really so i get a junior robber four ninety nine. What what the fuck. It's the same stuff on it right. Everything's smaller. It's making sense. I don't get it either. I was so annoyed with you burger king so it makes sense you get a full opera but there's only all. I can't do that either because i like to have like a like a little baby burger. I just feel like a big fat pig. When i'm meteorologist rose okay all right yeah so we're that's our fast food around for the day and ryan's filling in for nicholas well. I don't really have a co host. Your one man show oh in show but nicholas is making someone pretty somewhere. He's doing makeup that you know. He needs to build on this last minute kind of basically but it's okay you know we don't we don't meet anyone little fucking die. I know good. We're solid but we do miss you. I mean he's attractive to look at strew yeah so there you have it <hes>. Let's let's get into a some gossip. That's going on on the internet. So did you know that miley. Cyrus and liam are getting a divorce. I i did hear about this. Yes okay but i don't know much about it. That's all here's what you do. You have friends that are like these couples. They say that we're going to break up or get married. Yes i've heard that and then when you're married you say we're either gonna have a baby or get a divorce. These are all such horrible options. Uh-huh basically makes things a million times harder unless you're probably going to get a divorce anyway then you have fucking kid. I mean not that. I like fucking kids but it's just i don't understand the logic i don't. I don't know because everyone thinks that oh we're gonna take this next step and it's going to change the relationship but if you're everything's already shitty it's not going to get better by adding no such a having children i it's really it's amazing and wonderful but it's so difficult at the same time to adjust us to that lifestyle. It's never about you anymore and you have to be selfless and if you're already in a bad relationship like fighting over who's getting up at three o'clock in the morning is not going to be good yeah now so i haven't had kids but i gonna break up. Mattie matt kidding the ultimatum not like a lot of people. I think going back to my i think that's what happened with them because they were together other for so long and it was like one of those things like what do we do either stick it out and get married we break up because they got married and it didn't fix anything and now the broken up which is lame yeah but at least they don't have kids. It's true it's true. I feel like but then like to say your divorce and people like there's judgment that goes the bat. You like you have your failed. Something not true but people kind of do you think that still feeling divorces are so common now do do you think that still lingers as much i do because people like they can't say you know you. You don't say i had a wonderful thirteen year relationship with my ex husband. They say it failed marriage. It's gotta be failed for some reason i don't. I don't like that terminology. No me either. I feel like i had thirteen amazing years. The last year was kind of shit it so maybe twelve <hes> with madame may two babies did amazing vacations that i have so many memories that i just don't see it as a failure. I've had some dates that are major failures but tonight that i might have to cancel 'cause i'm so fucking hung over the year. Sorry it's all your blame will so he's not here. Let's talk about all these pills. You have been funny. What what that's the care out it. Oh yeah i didn't okay now. It's like they made it for me like this vitamin k this tumor. This is an adrenal support. This is something else. This is a piat enzyme and yeah i have and there's lightman vitamin c. I ran out so you could talk why pick by just it looked like a lot but i didn't realize it was like all the stuff that they they like now because he's drive dived. Take a quiz you take a quiz and you kind of you have to tell them the truth on the quiz like how is your diet and like horrible it is i mean i'm not gonna sit there and just talked about all the i love it. I love it when you're single. You don't want to cook for yourself. Yeah and i just really fucking that fast food. It's hard to make a meal for one one person. It's like so hard. I really liked cuisine meals. I never heard it. Oh they're so good really the meatloaf the swedish meatballs and the lasagna. I live for them really they're. They're so yummy and i feel like because it says lean cuisine. I i'd not doing anything wrong. That's true but it tastes like i should it is wrong. It tastes like real rousseff. I feel like so i'm just like sliding by with the lean cuisine but i have gained ten pounds. I'm going to get the lean down. Maybe it could be the jack-in-the-box jack in the box and okay okay so we were talking about love island u._k. While i was all of yesterday by the away while we were out brandy had british accent that night i line this is a bit. It's a bit of you know i. I love ireland u._k. It's i i feel like i'm doing everyone a fucking disservice right now because i told my two best friends about it and they can't leave their sofas so i kind of addicted them to just something. I just couldn't believe how long it is you. You said a single season is the episodes so crazy shoals and you can others five seasons. I'm on the. I watched over two hundred hours of television on laviolette. I don't use it you crazy. You can go right into the next one and they don't. They don't like t's like i told you this yesterday. They don't like say oh you look at someone shoes and this person's come out. They show the whole body in the face and you're like yes. You know exactly what you're getting and it's so i feel like they just want you to keep on doing their tricking you into go into the next episode works works. It totally works but i love. It and i feel like for those of you that are going to now tune into it on hulu. I'm going to give you some. I'm going to tell you a a couple of things so the guys are all really buffed and hot and the girls don't work out all and they were a lot of makeup and i totally my style and and when you say someone's fit that means they are just like sexy and you like them so that's the terminology for them. Oh she's really fit and if you fancy them that means you're you're sexually attracted to them. If you're grafting that means you're flirting like you're trying to get that person like chasing after another term grafting time helping u best this is good banter if you have good banter obviously like but and and love island banter means they kind of like each other banter. Oh it's a little sexual sexual like sexual. It's not just like good banter with like a menu. It's totally not like that and then don't like mug dome among like mug me off hug me. It's like don't blow me off making an asshole fan like like discard me and i think that's about it for right now so you picked up all these just by by continuing to watch and and learning the context of these words. Did you do research now. I i had for your out at episode forty four right now. I have six mortar watch at six hours. You said it's almost over oh i know. I know i'm happy. It's an addiction. I don't like i have all the daddy and it just keeps me at the h- the house thank god you took me out last night. I felt like oh my god the world israel again i i. I really needed that except for might lift driver that you got me. I think he was going to try to kill me. No you sent me a text that is scared to death jeff. He looked like an evil ryan gosling and he kept looking over the seat to look at me lebron guzzling and drive yes but he was actually. I liked him and drive okay. I'm not like a huge ryan gosling fan book like i don't think he's crazy hot. I feel like i look i don't i don't know clearly just not my type like i just like a little more like grizzly. You know like who dry like. I like everyone i mean i just don't like i'm not like go my god what's the other ryan. What's the ryan's name ryan young guy. He's on reynolds. Yeah yeah dude but whatever no one cares we should i so we talked about this a little bit. Should i give the lift driver. I haven't rated him yet. Should i give him a bad review so i was stuck because he knows where i live. That's the problem problem. Not exactly building is the building and it's frightening because i often leave my doors and things unlocked just last saint. I told him that i lived with my brother and my brother was a cop. I was just making sure that left and right because i really felt i was scared and now we don't or have any recourse because if you give them a bad rating. Is it anonymous i think he'll i don't think he'll know that i gave them a bad rating unless he's like constantly and what that only like what does it only with you many other what's it. Wouldn't you mean stars or reviews or you know like that. Maybe last night was his only of the of the ride for your day right. I see what you're saying so like he would know we. I don't know if it's his only right for the day right so he would know and he would come and kill me. He really is learn outside. Wait for you to come over and nissan sentra try. I think oh you know i'm scared. I'm not sure what you a newsreel new. No okay paul okay so the best thing though which putting out there about by by i've accessible that is the voice over guy. Oh oh he's amazing. We looked up last night. Yes a yeah well. I had him on my phone this morning. I sound like who's that remember that all which is sad <hes> he's. He's not on there anymore but he's he's younger. Yes i thought he was an old guy and he looked like a leprechaun because he just sounds like oh like pictured. Lucky charms like that little guy on there with little. I don't know why but in my head he still has to be that because that guy is not my okay the the guy that actually does it. Oh got it but you know he is. The voice paid for sure. You said he says other loveland. They brought him in on the u._s. One and he doesn't have much much of an accent because the other guy's sucked ass really and i was like this is not a good show and then they were heard his voice of mike. I know that it's my boyfriend away from island. Does that make the u._s. Version better. It made it more watchable. I it was hard for me to watch because i'm so used to the u._k. One because ah two hundred hours of television and i love an accent chat yes. 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Yeah i mean you haven't got tell stories okay so this is about instagram and by the way <hes> my friend a friend posted something today on instagram that you have to post otherwise all your posts that you've ever made or public and they can use them in court and stuff what i'll show you. It's it's kind of nuts. There's no way i got my hosted. It and i was like i read this is insane so and even if you deleted the post they can use it. It's just weird now so but let's get back to the okay. We're i drifted off where i'm over so last night last night. We went to see our friend will oh we didn't get to see him. We're late and at the end. We walked over to talk to the performers. 'cause i just i love doing that. You talk to like every single one of them well because i really three of the performances. I really love not the last one she she was very sad. I just don't want to end on a bad note. Though it wasn't the best way to now i mean she's doing. It's all for a good cause but they should put her in the middle. Those have been good because like you either bring much brian bound you send him out on a high note. <hes> we were talking to one of the guys that like i told him he was. He was great but he did a little too fast. He really cared what i thought i feel like he. He was a little sad little said that that you will just think hearing that he was too fast agreed. He said he was rudeness. And so i feel like when you're nervous service you go fast for sure i feel like on could swoop him up and he's like has a record deal. He was great. I mean any had the backing track music yeah. He was really good. Would you think that at that affected his speed the music because like yesterday go <hes> i mean it does definitely i mean we could've still slow. Just i'm certain cards at certain parts you wanna go. Really i think like to show you can be like an auctioneer but okay we were talking and we i don't know how instagram came came up so we said something about you. Guys wanted to take a photo. I didn't wanna take it right. Oh like i didn't say hey. He didn't know who you know. He said he he said to me. Do you have a lot of followers. This is what he's and i was like a weird question and i was like yeah it grab some vaguely remember. He was asking me about instagram because he wanted to. You guys everyone to follow everybody. No i said no. I <hes> a lot of people that i don't even know i have to cut back on the following but when he he's like you know you have a lot of followers. Take a picture and i was like that's just weird. 'cause you don't know who i am and not that he should know who i am but and then he says to will right yeah because we'll whipped out your instagram so he's like here. This is who you should follow because this. I didn't have my phone. That's right. You didn't have your phone. How great your so. He's like follow her. This is her and he's like oh well. You're verified yeah. Verify your verified. Let's get a picture. This is the sad society i it depressed me. Honestly i don't want my kids living in a checkmark mark society like i don't care if i have that blew. It doesn't matter to me like it's a fucking checkmark doesn't make you good doesn't make you like person. 'cause i know a lot of fucking bad people that have marks wchs yeah i mean a lot of people are really strive to to get that little checkmark. It's like our world is turning into a popularity contest for like an who who has more numbers. It's so and likes and i mean i don't want my kids growing up right now in this but luckily they're not not really active on the post like every once in a while <hes> and i check all i stock in house house one zero yeah he does he does it totally does like it. Jake has one but it's not his name and he just likes to comment on dump like memes. He is a medium account. <hes> <hes> got <hes> he is. He does care how many people like looked at it. Not bothers man like it doesn't matter. It's it's. I don't know i i really wish instagram and this is like happening here. We take away the lakes. It is apparently apparently it's happened in australia. I think we talked about it. On the last podcast tweet did did did yeah. Are they okay. I don't know i haven't heard from anybody. We have to check him. Let's call it. Let's do it. I love him. I love you but i heard that happened there so i don't know if it's gonna transition over here. I know that yeah you said you wanted to. I feel like it shouldn't we shouldn't it. It's fucking up our kids and i mean if i didn't have kids. I feel different. I would like to be more self absorbed but <hes>. I just don't think think it's a good it's a good luck for our kids but then you know the influencers quote unquote till they make a living exactly but i mean i don't know i don't know it's giant question mark for me but <hes> i don't know either. I got a picture with someone. I don't know we'll see if he posts it i. I don't even remember his name. I don't either mass over <hes> talk about the house is right. I think that's a great idea because this chicken orange county gene gene ah bill <hes> who i've met and she's super sweet. We did like a store opening together in orange county <hes> really nice and <hes> just like lovely but so it's just really weird. She married hawkeye okay group saturday. She divorced guy because he was having affair. Dr michio let make sense and he staying with the check. He had an affair with yes me to barron. She gets a d._u._i. Yet aw checkmark metoo then she joins housewives well it was kind of she joins how how is before. You is a little bit off but it's it's the same thing. Do you think she's modeling and after you or do you think this. This is poetry. Anyone tries to get a d._u._i. I feel like when we're going through a divorce and it was public because she had to talk about on the show and everyone was wondering why she was getting divorced. You it is so hard to navigate and it's sometimes you just want to check the fuck out and have some wine chore so i don't judge people when they're going through something. That's traumatic about how they handle it because you. How would you know how to handle it unless you're in it. It's so difficult yeah so obviously. I don't think want people getting to you is but everyone handles things differently. My essay and also kelly on the show is going through a very public divorce too and i feel like the women aren't giving her like you when you're in that situation. You need your friends to bring you up. Not bring your down and say oh. You're hot mess. Well yeah of course hot mess because i'm gonna fucking drawers and everyone knows about it and you guys are hanging out with my ex husband and the new girlfriend you guys are fucking assholes. If i wanna do some memo do it. That's how i feel and i love kelly so i'm i'm gonna texter intolerance and but no i just feel like these other women and vicki i think went through a divorce on the show and so two tamra so they should be a little bit more kind loving. I feel like that just in the hole card like i did it on my own. You know you can you got this. I don't know i think they're like a little fucked up. I mean it's hard. It's hard to live your life on t._v. And i don't know it's weird. I can only imagine. I don't think it's ever going to happen for me. You never i feel like maybe i knew to tweeting makes them more. Guest appearances is yeah. I don't think i made any appearances in this one. That's lame. I think my hand giving you some one. Maybe makes an appearance in the next episode. We'll we'll make sure that and that'll i'll be out on monday. I think monday ish and i talk about a lot of really interesting things. I'm not talking about now. We've talked housewives a lot yeah we did. I put on different hats and pretended. I was on their season. I liked your heads yup. I did that oh we're not then we'll be right back so i've had one crippling migraine in my life but my mom uh-huh suffers from them and she gets a lot and she literally can't move the entire day and the light when it comes in even light bothers her so we have something new to help with migraines called cove and cove is on mission to make migraines less headache anyone who has had a migraine headache geico myself knows that they're the absolute worst and now it's a little easier to treat your condition from the comfort of your own home. Thanks to cope. There's no medical insurance necessary great. 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Hot house is a little toxic and she wants to do shows that bring women up i could definitely i mean it's definitely doesn't bring women up very much. It brings up a lotta shit. It's what it brings. Maybe stuff that needs to come out anyway but i don't know that i can watch it without her. I mean i love i like she. Just she's like the piece that ties everything together and makes everything makes sense for me. Okay so it's like i don't i don't know i know who's going to replace her. No i think whoa you're never really know. Just title happens now like everyone wants to do it so they'll find someone and they think too like with vicky and ran pump luna say her name <hes> and bethany they're like oh gee said they were getting millions will so if you cut the oh jeeze the first one's only get sixty. I i'm guessing yeah. I don't know for sure so like grandma not million. It's like big dinner saving millions of dollars by knocking off the o._g.'s really yeah and <hes> because i i heard that there was like a negotiation they didn't they didn't pay the pony up and like she really doesn't need. She's got skinny girl. She's got burnett. I had a development deal with mark burnett at one time yeah yeah how was it but it was. I was excited. No we need to get you. We need to get some wine. We need to get no. I can't not know us. We just need we need. We need unfiltered blonde again yeah yeah. I feel like i wouldn't do a chardonnay again. No i mean 'cause like that should like is going down with the wheelers out there. We're debt. We wanna joe rosa. We want to lissa shut the fuck up and drink s._t._f. View and drink because you can put all these stupid names on wines now so why not true like you're not gonna say the f. word no like rosie jose all day white chick rosa with that fucked. That's a weird one for me. I don't get that one little league. It's bizarre. I don't why that one just put out you yeah. I think it's weird <hes> but i really want my own but within like i don't want to own it again very difficult. It's a lot of work is it. Oh my god. I was just gonna partnership type deal with a winery yeah. I think that'd be great and i'm going. Apparently we have to talk about it. We're going <music>. I if i can take ryan. I'll take ryan unless i get a boyfriend before then in the night that near out <hes> okay cowboys coming home today so it's coming home today yeah. He's gonna cashews your date. No no egli the dates with like a proper guy my age okay okay and the cowboys not made no now not so he's just refund. You like to go to the rodeo together would would you go to the rodeo with him. I have really the railroad yo- okay a ribbon to a rodeo me either. It doesn't like i don't like it do you. The have been sorry. I have with woods. It's scary. Run bulls the warns in their lake liz. I decided rodeo and that yeah they have to rope open and get him down. I don't semantics idea like dude the shit. I'm pretty sure you have to ride title bowl like with one hand. You're right in that and as long as you stay on as long as you can get on that. I don't know i think that's it. I think i learned it from dallas buyers club. Oh yeah with matthew. He was really good not so good great anyway jealous anyway we we might go to sonoma's right so now. I think we got an offer. Yes he's going to go. I make out. We may go on terror so i'll see you there and so maybe it'll be a ornery yeah yeah. We'll figure it out. We'll i'll look into it more when we get often radio on the radio. Can you can okay. This is a good question russian. There's no regulations for podcasts. No i mean we have encountered something like with too much profanity certain by the certain add companies don't do that but that's not that's regulated. No you want so far so what right so if i wanted to play a._c._d._c. right now. I could do it but you're scared. It'd be a little worried yeah so we sample some songs and it's never been an issue but <hes> in with kim mckay on on that show we they did a whole playlist and will we did like samples of a lot of a lot of jacuzzi calls. No maybe i shouldn't have said anything right. They cut that out now. I feel like i what if my wife my alexa was just on pop radio and like taylor's came on yeah. I think they were scared. I love taylor. I think she should owner music personally. I agree i don't. I don't think it's fair era at all. I think it's weird and i think it's shady agree. She's she's still not on spotify right. I don't think she always stands her ground. She she she will just she's. She doesn't like give up on her 'cause and i feel like that's like one hour to let a great causes. She does and i really like. I'm a swifty not yeah. It's weird. I actually don't know a lot of music. I'm a fan of her as an individual shake it off. I song for a minute. I was like shake it off. Fucking bitch not angry today. I'm angry hangover person where you showed me this picture of <hes> on on computer point your computer who who is it. I can't remember miley cyrus. No no the family oh the christly he's all right so i have a lot of time on my hands. Obviously i watched the show. I've met them all okay and they're like. I thought they were lovely wits. The show. It's called crisslow is called the goose. I didn't and they're like they live in nashville or somewhere and then and now the daughters extorted the dads apparently extorting the daughter and they have like all of these tax evasion like accusations and there's a sex tape deep involved and i don't like these christian family and they had christian family values and that's why i watched it. I i'm just i'm in shock yes. They were like i love them because i just thought it was like a cute little thing to watch him. He'll be happy and perfect and they're not fairly little weird. Scandals handles going on oh my god. It just makes me feel like that's a show. I really want to watch. I want to see the downfall. I wanna see what's going on. The currently there show got cancelled because oh which would tell you think you would hope that you wanna see trainwreck t._v. for sure that's what i like aac obviously levion k. shout out love yo. I'm so i think that's about it for today. So you have got to write a haikou. Oh you're very gentle voice and it's great and you're slow talker. I am slow tucker. Yeah like you got to right haiku. I'm i do and i will write in twenty second guys is you might have heard me earlier chewing gum on the podcast because you've got this really cool. I'm it's called you for. It and it's hemp oil fused chewing gum. It is not your average. That's for sure. I loved it to be honest. 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PARA NO PAGAR MICO, nem comprometer uma reputao com a propagao de contedo duvidoso, falso e venenoso

Feliz Dia Novo

04:53 min | 10 months ago

PARA NO PAGAR MICO, nem comprometer uma reputao com a propagao de contedo duvidoso, falso e venenoso

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Del Taco 2 with Kevin Bartelt & Yusong Liu

Doughboys

1:40:25 hr | 2 years ago

Del Taco 2 with Kevin Bartelt & Yusong Liu

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It's a widely known breakfast foods company encompassing products like rice krispies eggo waffles and neutral gain bars but the man behind this now state brand and the inventor of kellogg signature cornflakes was himself l. fascinating figure the eccentric nutritionist john harvey kellogg in eighteen sixty eight kellogg a devout seventh day adventists open the battle creek sanitarium in battle title creek michigan unlike the common usage of the term sanitarium today his was a health spa for the nation's elite in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries among the practices advocated by kellogg's loggins retreat included frequent water enema to flush out and restore bacteria followed by the consumption of yogurt both orally and readily he also preached about the health benefits of sexual abstinence a sort of predecessor to the no fat movement. These sorts of oddities led to kellogg in a sanitarium later being mocked as wacko most famously and t._c. Boils comedic novel the road road to well ville later adapted into a film but some of kellogg's less bizarre practices strongly influenced thinking in american health benefits of regular bathing and aerobic exercise and the hygienic value of medical circumcision which for better or worse became widely practice in the united states and kellogg was also a strong advocate of a vegetarian diet both for health and sustainability forty reasons and personally developed number of plant based meat substitutes while they used a fake meat primarily tofu dates back to the traditions of china's han dynasty kellogg introduced this concept of the westernized diet of americans over the twentieth century meatless versions of american dishes such as veggie burgers into rookie gradually became mainstream and is food cy incinerated fake meat increasingly approximated the real thing in two thousand nine the beyond meat company was founded and it pseudo beef and chicken were heralded for accurately simulating the taste and in texture of animal protein reflected in the company's explosive growth and in two thousand eighteen beyond partnered with the fifth largest mexican american chain to create veggie and vegan versions of its tacos and burritos these beyond meat based menu items went live and all the chains locations earlier this year and as episodes release beyond biggest competitor impossible muscle meat will have taken its plant based burgers nationwide with burger king so while the sexual abstinence in yogurt animas john harvey kellogg may have receded to the fringe kellogg's innovation nation of meat substitutes like his breakfast cereals have become another part of how americans eat this week on bellboys. We return to del taco to sample. It's beyond and benue who's going to do the podcast rotator. Are you acting nick wag her alongside my co host cobs and slaw ah the artist formerly known as spoon mitchell was that arose in there yeah cobs slaw like hobson shop but cobbs slow like cobs of corn or cobb salad lead in slough coleslaw. Okay it was fine. I liked it. Smith rosenbloom energy mail dot com michelson. Thanks michael movie wasn't as good as i hoped <hes> ooh the movie. What did you do turn a little thing and it went beserk. I felt like i gotta. I gotta static shock had done something wrong i mean i wish that i could jacques you. Stanley milgram experiment is that the one yes were they would always say the shock. Is that what the. I like to get any sort of reaction out of you. How how many times i'd have to shock you ow ow police style out by mitch. I was yawning up top because this is maybe the latest we've ever started at chord with the latest after nine pm. What do you want from me. I was i it is my fault. I wanna i wanna be in pajamas right now. How what type of jammies minion pajamas no they you know they got like it's like being a minion. You've got like the overalls and the yellow body and when you get aroused like kevin pops out of your fucking trousers is the tallest oh oh cool mitch mitch any summer flicks you abedin jewish. I was working today. I know you were working for us starting so late. Your shoot went way long. I'm so you're big hollywood. Success jesus your big hollywood act. That's not the case. It's just not true. Someone fetch et mike mitchell from his trailer onset. Anyone have is on mitchell. I think he's ten one. You got a job nick too. I get a job again. Talk about it but i know it hasn't been announced else yet. Can you even say what company or knowing all right fine yeah joke or i'll tell you finally get it now at edited out and then i'll just i'll just react while action okay so that's a joke just to come okay. I just wanted to be clear again dan when it when the time okay great so everyone has that to joke yeah i liked it is good i gotta do i gotta do who who's your burn from you and say michael jonathan smith are you did. I did say thank you. Michael rosenbaum energy male. I compliment wants to send men. I was gonna ask you about some reflects but we should keep summer flick. Yeah i saw hobson shah. <hes> and i team diesel these teams. They need vin franchise is float without been adrift without vin. Look if you investigate oh this there's like weird weird animosity between all of us mm-hmm and the rock kind of split off and did hobson shaw with what's his name. Who's who's what's what's shah's name. Stay tham stay who is cool. Stadium is cool but vin diesels was the guy behind these fast and furious movies and they got they got really good and they're like fun action movies. He's yeah and hobson shaw's like a different producer. I've heard like a lot of c._g. Like when you go and see how fast and furious movie now you see like a crazy set that piece that you're like whoa this this part looked real sure and then you don't have that in hobson shaw. Maybe at all yeah they're using c._g. But not in the way that the razzmatazz way a a lot of these blockbusters do yeah using sparsely so i'm i'm team diesel. I saw once upon a time hollywood. I loved it. I saw that too. I also enjoyed it favorite movie. The our two who guest looking at each other are are. Do you not like it. We'll get i. I think for liking it. We're canceled canceled now now. One guest is very scared doesn't know all right. Let's see let's hear this drought all right here. We go again <music>. You me franks red hot god's heat. Let's see the war. We got enough to got. It cuts off like that. You warned me oh okay derek. I'm not sure how to pronounce the derek lie derrick derrick derrick. That's about against a l. a. That's a good guess i all i was writing. A song on the words heat seeker fell into the chorus pretty neatly so i put together an alternate version of it for your dropping dropping needs if you'd like to that i can be found on spotify under derek lie low yes. It's an l. is out spelled uruguay. Thanks not much isn't meant to embarrass or some kind of sonic punishment so there's a fifty second version link to your that doesn't cut off so abruptly if you're thanks derrick we weren't up for de yeah that was that was a good the jam of the summer right there that would almost be that'd be like a nice little groove like a little rb groove then you can kind of have like as a backdrop backdrop to some sort of a romantic liaison except for the lyric which talks about violently shitting out of your asshole after eating something spicy. You're saying that that's a good romantic song. I sing with different lyrics. I wonder i wonder what his original version. I wonder what the lyrics are because they are certainly not about a a painful asshole after you kiss her instead of pizza yeah probably something like that yeah monette kizer god this is the least thing and nothing's coming out chaba and if it is then it won't hurt kisser not a bad way you know this is very far from roman as far from her mind so unless introduce our guests oh boy what a duo we got with us ones irregular ones a first time ah our guests are super producers there the podcast hollywood handbook and our own doboy. 's are to their credit. They are now turned host of their own show. Maybe don't which is available wherever you find podcast chef kevin martel and you song lou. Hi guys is my god. Thank you so much for so much for having sired. Did everybody's using oh boy. Oh bellboys nights. It's been awhile. It's so late where you and i were both working today. <hes> we had early mornings and now we got late nights power and throw it. These guys are powering through it and emma's over yeah. She's powering through it. We're all hanging on to you. Get paid double today for as a producer and guest oh in cloud certainly share but i'm not sure yeah what happens if you multiply zero times to do the math on that calculator so i want to start with one thing which is sucker him in the fate. Hey a you might be able to do that math but just wait until eh up the kind of jokes you can report to. Maybe down is kind of sick burns the thing you missed though with the audio experiences that you don't get to see you song and barry is head in his hands like you've just been convicted. I would say that you didn't nail the landing no he didn't quite. I don't know if you missed the whole thing. I'm kevin. I wanna ask you your nickname chef kevin yes. What is the etymology quality of that and do you have any actual skills in the is it like a doctor mario thing yeah it is. I think like what what's his is his just a he. He called himself dr mario one. I think he went to medical school. Wait is that true germs or bill farmers like he's a pharmacists. He's maybe a pharmacist okay yeah. That's i think he has an actual doctor or some sort of degree. Mine is from a blue apron. Add were sean hayes said here at ear wolf you you know we cook together as a family every night. <hes> we get all the staff involved kevin here. We call him chef kevin <hes>. He cooks every night for us here. Kevin come tell us about some of the recipes and i was like hey guy chef kevin here and then so the following week we had another blue apron at and they're like we can't believe we're saying this but we have chef kevin back here to help us with the ad got it so then every then on actual episodes that had nothing to do with the ads they call me chef kevin and it has stuck to this day very cool am i. I just give you a little edit point. Can you bleep out your wealth everytime added out one kevin talk no no no so do but they get like okay. I i get. That's a bit for for an ad but do you have any like like how do your name at all not even to the slightest addition. <hes> i feel like i've gotten a little bit better. <hes> once i moved to a new place with an actual nice kitchen not like a kind of gross one bedroom that i was in that i didn't wanna be around the kitchen. Yes <hes> but i'm getting a little bit better now. I'm proud to say but i don't think i think it's impressive but anyone i'm like hey check this out. It's like this is just a pizza from scratch sure and that's pretty good though impressive yeah hold on a second so you started cooking because you did this now. You are getting better at it. It's unrelated. I did feel a pressure because i often get asked like clearly. It must be pretty good cook. I'm like oh oh you'd be surprised that but now that i'm in a new place with an actual kitchen i'm ray i should live up to the name a little bit more so now i'm getting better at trying to get better at actually cooking like a bachelor apart with it hot player. What was it no. It was just like a one bedroom. That had a very small kitchen. I a not a lot of kansas microwave a lot gotcha and you've moved into the house and i now live with scott and that's fine. I'm so how how did you guys. You're working together now on the shell. How did your collaboration begin. And why did you decide to embark on this this mission. I think we just wanted. It's a one get to know each other and to immediately kill that friendship by deciding to work together started our friendship started or i guesses meeting each other on your podcast worst case scenario oh yeah guests on there and it was a really popular episode and then we started talking and it took us literally eight months wants and several several iterations of premise to come up with it's a show with an opening segment and closing segment what it's come down to yeah and so yeah we do. We went through a lot of like oh. Let's just write a whole improv thing. Let's <hes> how much <hes> we have like several pro tool sessions with several different pilots and that all all kinds of tank halfway through yeah that mixed with like severe anxiety. I think we just kept panicking and then took a six month. Six month. Break rate became came like actual friends hung out a lot and then a few months ago where like hey. Let's try this again with a more like i don't wanna say vague premise but something that stick is more to like us just having more actual conversations but then cutting that in with like bits and like you playing piano yeah <hes> <hes> but yeah. It's like a fun variety show. We have a lot of fun doing it. People seem to like it. People seem to like it the biggest surprise don't be so surprised you saw. I said he's a natural podcasters reaction. This shit all right. I'll do war of it. I knew dope boys was fucking huge success. We're can you guys. Where can this podcast found a literally anywhere. You can find it in nineteen zero spotify google play. This is the kindest you know. Thank you for the softballs like i say nail you to the walnut what with how how much not with the doe boys podcast network again be able podcasting networks works who just recorded here wolf but where we're super independent oh very cooper indy come over to my house us on da doc nine thirty thirty nine thirty pm only now it's super it's brooke immune to recorded your wolf but then i don't make eye contact with anyone johnny one yeah you'll look got it got it nick or the same anytime he goes into. That building was marking down a lot of edits everson. We say so okay so so when they know about your dietary habits kevin is that you are a vegan and you know you eat pretty healthy as well. I mean you're you seem unlike naturally slender man like sandra east not be slender man now certainly not. I'm magnitudes more friendly. Nobody nobody nobody kill your high school. Classmate on new song kevin's bath not kill just stab. I'm sorry stab. Nobody nobody stab your classmate. A do what these millennials eleni owes right as their college entrance essays they write about the slender man why i stabbed my classic it anyways so undermined. But how long have you been vegan and how has it affected your your your eating habits. In general i've been vegan for are two and a half years now coming up on three vegetarian before that i was vegetarian for three years before that and i went vegetarian for more for <hes> environmental slash animal cruelty reasons but i was still as eating like shit like all the time like eating a lot of garbage and then i went vegan for more health reasons. I still eat a lot of trash but cutting dairy out. I think the biggest difference <hes> dietary wise mitch's. His dishwasher is running with what you may have just turned the light. I push a button water. It's me in the head. Now i got a different question as far as the tentacles you use in slender man form. What do those do exactly. I think just scare people they scandal. I know it's kind of a warning grabbed the children or what day tentacles or does he does have ten guys okay. I got a lot to learn about him. There's an h._b._o. Doc on the slender on that whole that whole stabbing. It's it's it's pretty wild. That's crazy and people get horny for slender man yeah. I don't if you knew his his frame. I think he's tall people like yeah yeah as a job so okay. So what are your like you. You say you still eat some garbage. What is the the garbage you eat as a vegan a lot of chips. A lot of barbecue cute chips a lot of carbs recently. I've been gaining weight so i've been going to a like a personal trainer. <hes> like saw nutritionist who didn't know anything really about veganism which made it pretty difficult. A lot of wishes didn't know anything about veganism. It was a nutritionist to be fair alex romario. I did mama mia more spaghetti some pills for your germs. This won't help nope. It was at l. a. fitness and it was just the fitness instructor. Oh actually know a lot about nutrition and then when it came aim tax really giving advice he was like so like you probably wanna try more proteins. Yeah okay thank right wh- wh- proteins are is it tofu tofu's a big one when you're when you're begin right yeah a lot of different nuts in vegetables and protein shakes you go p._b. Right being a butter. I live on peanut butter. I love it so much but it has a lot of sugar though so you have to be careful yeah you gotta be careful. I eat what we can close that door to the kitchen forks i had to i had i had to start that. You have to start the he's watching all right before we didn't have to start right before we started recording has not if it was fully understand but just for four i hope this week's chain is an out of forks because that would be bad news for it in the reviews. They totally did you catch something from u._c._l._a. Boy you hung out with us for fifteen minutes. Yeah we did have a lovely time because we're waiting for you to wrap and i went over and met in passive aggressive. You were working at you song and kevin at the we started an hour later than scheduled schedule as we went over to we we started two hours later. I hung out with kevin a new song at these starbucks reserve the place we gave one fork because we had a really unsatisfactory time they're tasting all of their very very expensive menu items but i just got myself a regular hot tea and it was just like a nice place to mix tease over there sometime time the the like the ice tea strawberry ice tea or whatever when they have like the mix the shake in tease thought they had some good yeah. That's fun. Maybe we're too hard hard on that place. I told nick when the he walked up. The barista was like well well well. One of them did recognize you song though yeah one of them keeps complimenting my glasses which is really nice very goal. Yeah who who whatever it's pretty cool. He's pretty cool. Yeah that's cool yeah. He has complimented commented on his looks. He recognized you from from well. He just like i like it okay. That's pretty nice but does he remember you or does. He just like comment on your glasses. I remember your glass specifically. Remember your glasses yeah. You're now. I would say because you have nice glasses but i don't think they particularly distinct no. Oh i got these because i watch a lot of professional league of legends and the and the people that playing careers glasses so i'm trying to look like cloud nine. I'm trying to look skate t. I really want that look and now i have it so it's pretty good very cool. I am i gonna move your wolf once uh-huh so okay so you you'd better vegan for four years you were. You were glasses wearing guy at one point yourself. Oh yeah i. I was talking about this earlier with these guys. We're killing time at the starbucks reserve. I was glasses where for many years and i had some context guy and then it got lazic. I got myself lasix surgery over for ten years ago and now i'm gonna get twenty twenty one twenty seventeen the other nick yet. You told us about a crazy experience. You had with an optometrist. Don't think i've told this story on here before whatnot whatnot but also i have funny. Do you know the last time i went to the eye. Doctor was the day we got into a big fight wasn't really the good morning america fights right and i was so mad at you in in the dilated pupils and i and i couldn't text you right because i couldn't see anything and i also drove home but but but i but i called you and i left it very sad upset message with you. I don't remember but i i i literally could you don't remember you you piece of shit but i remember trying trying to texture. I couldn't go i want to i want to hear that ah yes oh no no the fact that you can text me of angrily model easier in it didn't work out for you decision. You fool it. Was you bought me. A capi hat wire called. Your doctor like dilate is we can't find him. God damn it you can. I call you. Can i say something about this that you called me. I called us on. Do you actually call me. It was a very sincere like i can't see right now like like how you know what he said nick what i think i. Maybe i should be mad at you for this song. You're look. I think nick isn't right on this one and then i'm like wait a minute. He thinks nick is right on every other one for for this one situation for all i understand he was try because i know what it's like to manage difficult personality. He was placating you the one year you were the cannabis we settle this argument no yes i apologize for it. I apologize for my kids. I'd say you're wrong. You're wrong apologize. I was wrong about this optometrist. Okay so here's my here's my story so this is not related to this. Is this just before. I got sick. I was getting a standard eye exam. I had a female optometrist way ben to a few times before so this was maybe third or fourth visit and so she's leaning in to to give the exam and she's doing that thing. That's like that. It's like a one of those tools that used to examine someone's. I like. I'm closely like with a light. There's like doing that exam so she's like leaning and really closely and she's like examining one of my is <hes> and then she goes over to the my other eye and she's like inches away from my face and while she's doing that she goes this kiss. Me says a fun says this is a very very gently just like just like you know like barely escaped. The words barely escapes caper lips and frees up just like i just don't do anything because i'm just like what is happening froze up. You didn't kiss her. What i have done that because you like eminem menendez fucking drop the mic this ramon now now and so and then i wasn't married but yeah we i was i was dating. I we do not have done anything. I was like in my mid twenties as we maybe like twenty four natalie thomas by the way. I think i mentioned this to you. That movie should've been called cheat day that would have been a better title town hall pass to ambiguous cheap day and then you you isolate the action one day you get one day to cheat guys and then there's more tension there. Sir anyway should've been hard to punch up the script <hes> ten years ago but so here's what so she so i take no action and that she just goes on with the exam like normal and i don't know i still don't know did she actually like did she think she said in her head and not realize she said aloud i. I suspect that maybe happened or is this her move and she does this to other male patients and is it's. Maybe worked out for her in the past fuck. It's wanting to anyway away. So where is the place. My theory was my theory was like wider imagined it and he leans in for a kiss cast and she's like what are you doing. That's very like <hes> it was weird so anyway so you probably saw your your lifeless eyes and thought you were like a sex doll lay sick for a sex. That's that is that's. That's that's crazy. I was very weird so okay so wait. We get an ice staff because because <hes> because <hes> we talked about using his glasses glasses. We talked about this before i was to all of us glasses boy kevin's got context. Now you do not have is corrected themselves because i'm a superior. I think you just just like you. Were just squinting to see and then you're is just locked in place like i'm sitting on the podcast before that that they they thought that and i had issues they thought that i was they thought that i was slow raised through because i was reading i couldn't read i i was holding the book really close to my face and i couldn't couldn't read yeah and then and they were gonna put me in classes. They were gonna put me in kind of like the. I don't know what the name of special needs classroom glasses. This is basically and and then one of the teachers like you should go get his eyes examined and my mama's like okay and then 'cause like i was kindergarten thing and then i had like in extreme lazy. I and i had to wear a patch an eye patch for full year. <hes> i feel like i pat for full year like almost almost most blind in one eye and they thought i was going to lose sight in the i i've had for year and then extremely thick glasses and then the doctor's like his is going to correct themselves. The doctor said this correct correct themselves but then they're gonna go the other way at one point <hes> so i'm going to start like going blind at one point in my blind blind just like your is. We're going to get really. I think give me get week have terrible vision. That happens naturally like they medically. They assume they think the laziness migrated from your eye to your brain. Ha it's spreading. I have a piece of shit. When i was in high school. I went to my class counselor. Take the <hes> you. I don't know if you guys had this big volunteer to help. The special needs classes. You could take like a special education asian like art or special ed gym class unlike or bowling and do different activities with them and i asked my counselor if i could like take those volunteer in those classes and she was like oh sweetie. You need to have a disability to be in those classes. She thought you were asking to me them. It's weird. I was like no. No i wanna buy yes people are so and then she was like let me help further your education. So many adults in positions of power are just fucking hits yeah just like and you don't really later like oh that teacher i had was like a fucking dip shit fuck they were talking about. They're just like a dumb. Alma dolt who like that was the job they got and then they just like stayed there because it could be that stool inertia. Oh like my podcast boss. There like fucking stupid that is that's that's teachers like sleeping in like put on movies and would like sleep in class. It is pretty wild this stuff that that people get away with manager like i get so emotional. I didn't inside baseball really likes. I'm trying to guess sorry it. I was just gonna say. I get really emotional. When i watched you go get a hair. Knicks just took an i. It gets so distracted now not okay but i get really emotional oceana. When i watched like ted talks about education you feel the same way but i just feel like vert teachers for better. This has nothing to do with the podcast. That's okay geico education more. You're gonna say more now. I just like the i'll just like get really emotional. Mary and watching ted talks really passionate teacher something like this you. You had the teachers there okay. I really great teachers and then some teachers that were like man. We really taught ourselves at the end of the semester or that year. Do you guys think you would be like a good teacher like if that was like it. If that had been your alternate career i wanted to unleash your head. Now i wanna do originally yeah yeah my mom's a fourth grade teacher to like so fucking chant like the job never ends you go home and grade papers all day <hes> bright right the only benefit i think is like the summer but then you have to kind of start prepping your class like a month before the first day of school <hes> so it seems so so exhausting right. I come from a family of teachers. I'm aware of that. My mom was teacher. My dad was a teacher. That's where they met and then he went to law school in his thirties and then my sister is just became a principal symbol of a very exciting before turned forty. Yes very cool. Do you hear something crazy. My grandpa was the gym teacher for my other grandpa. Whoa nine whoa. They're like ten years apart yeah and <hes> he was a like p._e. Teacher and then he became principal but my other grandpa was in the the same school and had him as a teacher. That's crazy crazy. Wait hold onto anyway. They're listeners have a story like that. Hashtag grandpa connection. Let us know because that's i'm sure that's happened to other people <hes> but like their grandparents met in <hes> in the past or hashtag grandma. That's that's such a weird relations because like it is very strange to be like our like. Our kids are getting married or whatever but then you're like. You're like a little the little dink that was running around my ability jim. When i was the that's crazy it is very weird to think about that grandpa so fascinating too because he had to both him and my grandma hats marry someone who was one hundred percent italian talion and my grandpa lived in chicago. My grandma was in ohio. The date was set up. He drove to like toledo ohio to go on a date with her to to go on a date with my grandma's sister. My grandma opened up the door and was like hi. How are you my grandpa thought. It was her never seen her before. It was like hi. How's it going. I'm so excited needed to go on this date with you and she's like oh. It's actually my sister. She's upstairs so then he went on the day with this sister. They didn't really hit it off and i think he just kind of flat out was like is your sister available and then that's crazy was like yeah i think you guys are probably a better fit and then started dating my grandma and then the sister went on and dating dating dr martin is yeah. You're going to go all the talian. I know so wait so that's that's insane rain. Yeah so wait so you have. One side of your family is is fully italian hundred percent yeah. That's your which your mom mom said. Okay i gotta get you now. Yeah the weird fucked up brand. You come things are starting to add up in your head. What was the food like growing up in your a fan of italian like spaghetti lasagne masato a lot of like pasta varieties basically <hes> and then velez mostly what we had for dinners and then other stuff was like kind of just lazy like tacos from scratch <hes> there is always like one on meet day where it was rather like a steak pork chop or chicken something on the grill spun <hes> and then there is always one day a week. I don't know if you guys had this but in retrospect expect that don't think it was smart but our school had like a charity event where if you went to mcdonald's on wednesday and you said like the school's name half of whatever you paid went to a charity but it was like a little excuse to go to mcdonalds one day a week for like my entire childhood wow so i always had one day a week. That was mcdonald's. That's amazing it was. I wish we didn't like in hindsight. It was nuts two days a week. We're probably italian food and then <hes> like a some sort of like a frozen pizza mac and cheese and nothing really like healthy. There is no like now. We're just just going to have like a salad. It was like a salad with your steak and potatoes ray full four heart attack man that the just italian families i used to the the some of my best friends foes yes and i went. I went when i was back. In quincy. I went to the white house for like an an attack mrs. to italian dinner and that's like what i used to always. It would go up there. Anthony dan my yes and chris. They're younger brother. Eat a little bit and they would leave and mrs tufo be so happy because i would just sit in there and fucking eat everything right the big the big fat irish kid and then their grandparents were next store and then like i would do that like anytime over the two they were like. I eat up eat in and i would just sit there and his eating for like two hours straight where you did. I meet the two foes when i was in quincy with you. <hes> because i met this is so i would like driving with mitch around quincy 'cause mitch took took us on a little driving tour and he is your like the mayor of quincy because you just drive around and someone's just like a it's mitchell and they like wave at you the whole over and have like a ten minute conversation with some like random family. We met mrs mischief okay and we also we met we met like your cousin and like because you had we had a rental car and we had new york plates on. It never was just like what's the new york plates. Everyone was giving. You was getting those same boston way and you were playing angry birds. Ah this is nick and they're like hi. Nick guy from the car rolls the window. It's so strange because like if i went on my block my oh blah blah you stir with torches right. There's maybe like one one family at recognize if they're still there but that's like basically it like even where we lived. There weren't like friends with our neighbors. I had a similar experience of that today today. Where there's a deli or i get launch almost every day and i took a break because when i went vegan they don't have any vegan bread um and then my friends suggested it's not that they don't have vegan bread. They don't now if they have ican bread which often means they don't. Yes so what i did was asked asked wh- where their bakery like what bakery they used and i called their bakery and they're like yeah the wheat bread that we send to that places vegan how recently i started going back but but i go so much that like when i would call and put an order in they would recognize my voice and be like oh this is kevin right and they had no my order and then today for the first time i when i recall they're like hi kevin like now. They know my phone number. That's close. I felt to that. We're like walking into a place yeah. So can i just tell you that i was bummed out. As soon as you said vegan breath never really came back from it right. You checked out breath. She's i guess that area free. I guess yeah god i had like no. No no no eggs yeah man. I guess i ended the most breads have some sort of like. It's like <hes> yeah i i. I think we were talking to about this alert because he has an egg allergy so razz like very very tough for him but <hes> yeah your story made me think of there so i used do when i was when i was broken working at activision in my early twenties i would go to the same seven eleven now. When i go to the same seven eleven all the time <music>. I'm and i would after work like basically every day. I would go and get a forty of mickey's fine malt liquor. That'd be like is the cheapest way to get drunk and like i hated my job in my life and it was just a way to come down and is now you now you love your job and your life and so i i i just became a regular habit of mine. I was just getting a forty all the time and for like a dollar sixty nine and then the guy who worked there started calling me mickey man like hey mickey mickey man and that was the point. I was like fuck. I gotta get my life in order yeah and fifteen years later. What what games did you make activision. I work well. I didn't make any games when i work so that was when i worked at seven studios when that game was actually published pushed by maybe triarc and remember which company would you code on pitfall at all. I'd game that came out in one thousand nine. Hundred ninety nine didn't work on that one game the year before my birth so i i didn't when i worked at activision. I was just doing customer support and so it was like a phone rap. I was like answer phone calls from angry parents that they couldn't get their act an xbox game or to work on their game. That's you're so infuriating creating the hard to get a response like to get riled up so like like. I bet you people were like fuck. Do shit okay. Yes actually actually kind of like a good fit for that job. Yeah yeah i mean because i'm just like a calm and they could only a lot of shit and they'd also be mad. Am punching bag. People would be mad at the company company and then they just like take their side that fucking that's ox man. You got wrecked off. That's you know what whatever you're just. There's there shield anyway <hes> but the the corporate shield anyway anyway but i would also i after that i worked as a game tester and as a game tester i worked on a car at a strategy game that i don't really remember the empires something they don't remember the name of it and actually we're on a briefly and i briefly worked on the original call of duty just doing game testing. I don't even have a credit on that and then <hes> <hes> when i got into game design that was different that was another five years of my life at a different studio but anyway i have a recognition. Yes okay and i don't like these next few words okay. When i studied abroad i used to go to the same bakery every morning to get like <hes> like a polish and sandwich with ham and cheese and and then one day i went twice in one day and the person recognize me and she said how are you an way. It was the happiest i've ever been. That's nice. That's very cute. They were you resin france. Oh yeah that makes sense i should've i should've picked up on those clues. I love when you start stories as with all right. This sounds crazy. I don't wanna brag and then it does always the most like. I don't wanna break. I know this sounds crazy. It's a huge flex. I got a massage. Ah so that was just like you're spending time in paris and you're getting kind of lonely. Maybe or people you're connecting with zad. It seems like no it definitely does but it was also like i probably was very lonely but it was also just like man. I connected with someone who actually lives here as it's me that's wild. It's as if i have a life year and i was like man. This is what this is what it's all about. I've never noticed studied abroad yemi. Neither have you noticed a song kenroy of fairlight yo voy recognizing. Have you guys noticed the word wild is like in the site geiss started. Everyone saying you think you started saying. I say a lot to the tapes at check. The tapes find the food. I i've said it for a long time. I think that's wild and that's nuts but i think i say that because i don't have better adjectives to use it as an action boys and they're saying things are wild is an say things are wild for alec. I look wild as you guys have. Both said something was wild. Today i like it. I started yikes yeah okay. This is pretty new one one. That's the thing there is. I feel like it's kind of it's like very performance of everyone can do that in the same way like it's kind of like the big bopper yeah yeah. That's cool yeah. It's kind of hard. Bopper needs to make a comeback hello. That's cool great in the big. Bopper died in the the <hes> right. There wasn't either way to music died. What's buddy holly. You're just learning about this. I mean and what are we. What are we balance big bopper and buddy holly all day per se mamba. Yes seven movies. You people not no. I haven't either the day the music died anymore. Daiwa music was what i stopped taking piano lessons. We'll take a greg quick. Welcome back to dough boys. We're here with you you song and kevin jeff kevin chef kevin. Stay on cast. Maybe don't hey. I was gonna say before we before we went to commercial. We talk about the day. The music died if we were to die on this tour this upcoming tour. What do you think that would be considered <hes>. It's it's just the two of us yeah. You are spared okay. I mean depending on when it happens. I would say it'd be like september fifth or september. Seven depends on what date the saddest day in history. I mean maybe if lakes yeah this the nine eleven podcast no i mean like if it was like it was like the two of us and then like gabriel and nicole buyer like p._f. Tea or something. I mean that it would be like like all this podcasting tragedy. We lost these three titans of podcasting and these two other guys. The headline would be something like r._s._s. more like r._i._p. Komo news source. I like what they make. Plenty headlines for most obituaries more or like princess di more like princess dead died <hes> so we're talking about the people that you've named have we asked to go on tour and they told us a fucking but which to find out i ah so a restaurant is del taco. We haven't reviewed del taco one of my personal favorites since two thousand fifteen with our buddy. Alan yang was a semi-finalist in this year's tournament champions but had an underwhelming performance. The team was founded in nineteen sixty four in california's inland empire. I doubt in the mojave desert and they in two thousand eighteen gene they launched their beyond menu nationwide and twenty nine thousand nine hundred as nationwide is del taco is gonna talk os and burritos with the plant based go. I can't i i. I was bored by what you were saying so i was trying to get points has trying to shock himself the ox graham trying to do it again. That's not working. I just want to say that nick. I was in the mojave desert. Yeah shooting a little thing for these guys nick exxon out in the wild tarantula on iraq. Wow oh yeah legged free eight legged freak out in the wild. Isn't that wild what did you do. That's crazy. Thank you. Thank you you up from me but agree. That's raising raising wait. So what is the boy yet another acting job look at you the over the place <hes> this was a decade ago. Okay it's work. It's too there is a huge insect. Crawling up song today was walking out of the starbucks to meet yes. I was like swiping his chest to get the the bugs off of him was the was the bug had the bug lifted him into the air. What kind of insect docking i. I don't know anton steroids passive a big ass aunt you guys ever see how centipede no fucking nightmare nightmare creature ears for a little bit like that. It's called us on his plugging his ears. I don't like that. It's called the house set of. It's like a fire mind. Nasty ass ask bug. It looks like he's got like just awful like disgusting clause. You can say oh god it was in the fa. Are they found in houses. You'll find them in your house. I think they're less common in north america or at least where at least in cavalry but we did find one once we found one may analogy enrolled shitty apartment and we fucking fucking like clobbered it with a shoe and pull all the shoe way from the wall. It was still alive shit book you know it's like fucking famously armored armadillo shot with a gun ah but yeah it was a fucking took their scariest shit. I think they're actually harmless but they look like fucking freak six. Oh outside well we time we just saw this and we're like elect freaked out but yeah i try not to kill. Nobody cool. Show wet bug battle. You put two the bugs up against each other middle school right. They do kinda like there are youtube videos. You'll see that they'll put like a like a hornets sir like a dead dead and that the dead insect. I don't know maybe people don't but bug. Battle is a fun show. I think people would be upset. Even though that people we'll swat away a fly very casually i think they'd be upset by it being gladiatorial combat <hes> again so i think you could get away with that. A harmless way to do this is to play pokemon. Go go that's true. This isn't even harmless emotion right. It's i'm four years late to the bandwagon but it's really really fun. The new among the new nintendo switch comes indiscipline bit you so this is also true. I mean i'm just amped po- it's just so good. You just walk around. Your spending pokey stops pokemon. Is this pokemon go yeah. It's so much fun. It's better she's this christ. Is this real athlete conventions right. I think in grant park in chicago they have like a polk amman go anywhere were there for those during the head festival and i didn't even know could aren't you sad for all the pokemon that we missed. What a bummer. The chef kevin gifford all a little bit. I got a p._s. Four i got a wee you not a switch in nebraska the wild and and then i beat that and then sold it a year ago and got a p._s. Four for spiderman spiderman game and have recently been playing saying that tetris effects and god of war and <hes> red dead guy and all like the popular stuff if you get that switchback are boy you song buck and take you down nine so good pro but i'm better at smash bros that we played this weekend yeah yeah. I'm really but it's like the one thing i'm very i played it religiously as a kid. I just want to wait. Who's your main fox. Oh man you probably you probably got some skills naked. Could you do this. They hang out with each other. Outside of podcasting doesn't make any sense to me. It's pretty weird. We're gonna play. I'd love to play in smash cash. It's been a while. I love you and jeff cabinet going to hang out. I think we're friends now. You're not and then i'll hang out with you and be like look whiter was wrong wrong. You're you're right away so you know you're a big chip holt lay fan. Oh ah yeah when that's when i feel the most connected to my community is when i go to poland because they'll be like how they also asked me. How's your day backing nice me right. You've you've kind of gone off on this before when we haven't been recording and i'd say that we got semi mad at you. You like to pull a little too late guys. You're basically losing money if you're not on their awards program it's really really good and i really like it. It's near my house is a parking lot which is so important. I cannot stress the importance of the parking lot casella. It's a nightmare and it's just an addicted culture. Where do you get there okay. Here's my order me. The space for my flat truck comedians in cars getting a subscribe but white rice pinto beans chicken chicken half mile half medium corn. If i'm feeling like i'm a king jr guacamole a little lettuce. Stay away from cheese and sour cream dairy dairy. It makes me feel like gives me the rumblings. I can't do it well and you're getting into that as a bowl right or burrito but the britos he does just like you give up on the rest of your day rate sometimes even with the ball. I am so stuff that by the time i get home. I'm like i'm done for the day or my stomach is destroyed yeah <hes> so you're so you're at chapel. I know you're <unk> superfan kevin wha what is what is your stance on on mexican food. I maybe a little tricky as a vegan. Actually mexican food. I think is the best. I think it has the most options for vegan lately wrong so try again. I think whenever i go friends know. Where do you wanna wanna get food. I always try to find a mexican play right. I just think of edgy burrito is like a very easy thing to order it and just saying like a veggie burrito with no dairy ninety nine percent of mexican restaurants have that rate whereas like italian restaurants like different like asian cuisines. It's a little trickier <hes> ah to find now he shaking your head no no. It's like it's like it's so hard to be a vegetarian vegan in china. I'm sure it's like different and unlike western. Oh interesting yeah it's just like i think it's so much apart art culture that it's really in my in my mind there like there's so many good vegetable dishes when at when i go to chinese food restaurants or something it's like yeah <hes> rice and then mixed vegetables for sure. Actually i mean that is one hundred percent sure but i have this feeling it could be one hundred percent rise. I'm just speaking for myself but it's like like <hes> i could very much here my relatives. What do you mean you're not eating meat so i sure what social pressures yeah but also to feel like a lot of times. It'll be like oh. You don't realize this dish has like like shrimp paste in it. You know what i mean you know or and all those places that have the different like delicious steamed vegetables or like a good salad at an italian restaurant for me. I i want something. That like fills me up. Yeah and a burrito is like phil. Listen to me right. You don't wanna salad and some broccoli raw. That is the most frustrating oh strating thing when a places like we have vegan options and they're all like light salaries. Don't say that you have vegan options so okay so fucking lit right there the specifically del taco have have you eaten a del taco much before this is my very first time first time and do you sung. I know you've had del taco but but it was only the context of doboy. Yes m. i. Adults for the first time together because of the show <hes> guys you guys are both pretty much pretty much dell neophytes. I'm a i'm adele dell freak so close to love del close earning look down. Thank you both del taco marathon weekend the white house i i was at just for laughs. <hes> besser was there and i was like how is the i d. c. M. l. a. and he goes oh so you didn't go back pedal. It also hard at spun out so fast. We didn't go either. We were we went to. I think we were like around here somewhere else somewhere else. I tried to say that but the gap of time where he called me out when i said that it's a lie right needed butts in seats trying to buy a condo over okay so so you guys are you having a lot of del taco soko. I've had a ton of it mitch. I know as a fan even though he prefers taco bell which is a totally fine opinion so the talk to the put you on a higher level of del l. taco person than i i say i like it more than you do. I think that's fine you. We like it different amount you eat it. A crazy amount you eat it a lot. I eat a la eighty too much. I've actually tamped down the amount of del taco that i have but because i was going to frequently they opened one by my place by where we live within walking distance of our apartment government where a setting up a tube but that said one right to your fucking there was a point where i went twelve times in eight days and i was like gosh yeah multi mic i hear the beyond beyond menu items they have right now the beyond avocado taco this one is the only one that's actually vegan. This is just the beyond me which is crumbled up like like taco meat and avocado lettuce and tomatoes and a crunchy shell the the beyond taco which i think was the first thing that they have and there was kind of their flagship product which is the same thing except they also they. There's no avocado and there's hand graded cheddar cheese instead the beyond eight layer burrito which is their standard layer brita. I won't read all eight layers but include squawk and and sour cream and all that goodness and and they subsitute out they have a beef version of this they set out the beafore ground beyond meat and the same thing of the epic beyond kelly burrito which is basically the beyond eight layer burrito said they cram some fries in there air and it's bigger so i got all four items. Wow did you guys also. What did you guys the basically the avocado we've got the beyond taco without dairy and it was basically identical to the avocado tacos you might as well get the yeah yeah <hes> mm-hmm unless you don't like avocado. I also got four items in new scientist. Say <hes> we have we come on the show you and kevin here and you get the the <hes> the items we got three of the four and then we got a huge nacho plan. We all know nachos okay. What did you guys get begin nachos watchos. What did you do yeah. We got a natural platter without cheese or sour cream and they put the beyond meat interesting. You want us back back beyond thank god here's my thought with the beyond let's start with beyond taco which you and i had mitch the one with with with cheese. I think this is this is my favorite of the may. I think this is like i think they just. The cheese makes the fake meat likes like sore. It just tailgate covers it up enough where you don't really notice the difference between it and ground beef or ground turkey. Which is another option of. You know my rank. I mean i feel like almost i should i should i just i tell you my ranking. Yeah random break up here. We already yeah eight layer. Burrito was i the taco the the regular talker like you were saying. We're second yeah kelly burrito third last place. Was that avocado taco yeah i would. I have similar raking to you except i think i put the beyond taco first then the layer brito then the tally burrito although it's close because i do like the texture of the fries give it and then i have the beyond avocado taco last beyond i'll say those rankings. It's great good fine bad. I don't know if they call the beyond avocado taco bad because i do appreciate and they actually have a vegan option like you don't have to make any modifications just straight up vegan as it goes but here's my my big note instead of avocado it should be guacamole and they should spread evenly because they give you one paltry little sliver ever eighth of an avocado that does not come close to filling that that big old shell. It's awkward very awkward in there and it's kind of like starts to fall out if they had just like a layer of guac like vegan guac that was spread across hop. It would be much better yeah. We're talking about this with like i feel so indifferent about hard shell tacos for that exact watson that i'm such a soft shell loyalist <hes> that hardshell is more of like a an appetizer like just eat one small thing thing before eating like or like one two small ones before eating like an actual meal and i think yeah that's not that crazy but i just get so and this is someone who lives and dies by chips so you think it regularly i would love it. I just like hard to enjoy. I think when it just like constantly falling apart although i think he's a better but i had that exact frustration with the avocado that was like you take one bite and then the whole avocado falls. It's a little it's clunky like avocado. Don't it was good so i'm driving youth to del taco and i want you to say that into. Here's my avocado taco the beyond me too so on display it really is i don't. I don't know if i like the beyond meat when we did the impossible everytime. I've eaten impossible meat. I think that it's it's the one that i might this is crazy in it. Tricks tricks me and i yes yes but the beyond not sure how. I feel one hundred percent you have with. She's because i think is a good point that that stuff and just vegan meets in general. Oh i think tastes so much better when there's a sauce on top of it some sort of thing to kind of hide that it's often drier than like a traditional meat then i so i think some sort sort of like sauce over it distracts at an helpful way i had the the to my two with eight the eight layer burrito which had been yup and sour cream and everything in there and i couldn't really taste the the beyond meat but they can't get the texture of it but the the taco there too with the cheese like you were saying that that did that did help the yeah. It's just a it's like a mummy or how do you say that you might get her. Mommy burger you mommy or like a like a nuttier mushrooming flavor flavor in that beyond meat that i don't love just think of think of what you would say when mrs mitchell invites you to peak in the shower. Ooh mommy the first time i had an impossible burger. I was talking to you. Song earlier was at mommy burger riad yeah and they this was like right when they started selling it but the buns weren't vegan and the catch up had fish oil so you had to get it without with <hes> as a lettuce wrap out a lot of like sauces and this is kinda shitty and it ruined impossible burgers for me for like a year. Yes yes exactly who we're going after we drive to del taco overdue mommy shutdown to restaurants <hes> <hes> yeah. They'll probably just close up shop turnoff. How did they recover. I fully agree that. The impossible seems to be a superior as this shit for that amum line. I was trying to come back to you you in diapers with an adult. She wouldn't staffer that shit. She's already halfway out the door. I'm okay so yeah. I the impossible agree with mitch. Fully the impossible beat is is superior to the beyond meat and the anytime i've had both i always prefer the impossible i think the beyond has a pretty good texture but yeah when you get that meeting 'isolation even with the taco seasoning seasoning it's primarily pea protein apparently and it tastes a little cardboard like it doesn't it gets a little does mommy because it is kind of mushroom e to it's pretty far from meet when you honestly the flavor out of it as good as the texture is in simulating it. The burrito is good. Yeah just like the crunch from those from those from those fries is but which are the britos. Did you guys get we got the beyond kelly breed the one with the prices all my very good this is this obliterated my expectations all right. I thought it was okay but the fries are very helpful. I also got one of my lot for it to be clear. I one of them. I made a meal and i got a diet coke and i got had some of those del taco fries yeah man those del taco fries are can be very crinkle cut fries their outstanding those are vegan to they said right. I think so yeah yeah. I would imagine imagine. If you're getting the burrito vegan sense you're losing the sour cream and the the cheese from the eight layer burrito that probably that kelly burrito would be better in the vegan forum. <hes> and i go to taco bell. I think like two or three times a month probably and get the and i learned about the taco bell oh app on your jackie johnson episode who so highly promoted it that's right and i feel now i get more adventurous with like modifications stuff that i wouldn't feel as confident being like and put fritos fritos on that and like a bunch of different things that are fun and i think that this kelly burrito was significantly better yeah that being said taco bell taco bell being burrito is like kind of an easy no brainer thing where the kelly one is like bigger hager. It looks better. It does look better. It's she. It's kind of cute stephanie. It's like the equivalent of like two and a half being burritos at taco bell and it looks more like something you would get at a restaurant does not look like a fast food burrito at all no so that's more of a thing that if you wanna have like a full meal you would get that hat whereas if you want something kind of like fast and easy like taco bell burrito is probably more what you're shooting for do think and i don't remember exactly what its price was. I should have written it down or taking a photo of their seat but i think it's like seven ninety nine or something right. It's pretty expensive. This is this is the it's all expensive yeah the those four things because you get four similar things with beef in them at del taco. I want to be like twelve to fifteen dollars and this was twenty two dollars which was surprising and i get. I mean like i it sucks because it should be less. It should be less money like just like people should be eating without every so often so she'll be like oh. This is like a cheaper option. If you don't wanna have beef or something here you go but when it starts. I guess it's going to have this high price but i i think there's also a demand for it right now kind of a premium price but keep on my my my thought when i ate all of this food was that it with almost everything i still. I didn't know if there's going to be the case because when we ate the mommy burger with the impossible berg was hard for me to tell them if that was like a plant based burger by the way the impossible bird islands now if you have an islands near you and it's fucking great but with all these items i could tell that they were like non meat. Yeah that's true but the one that was the closest eight layer burrito to meet us because there's so much going on <hes> but with everything else i just tasted the i could tell that it was which which which is someone who i want to not no i i want to be tricked tricked into it and i think the only one is probably the eight layer if that was at a party and i had like a couple of drinks or something like that i wouldn't be able to write. There's some party when you're having drinks and they trail burritos their nash bells around with that allyson party to me like one of the few parties i went you. It was the herpetology taller in france but like someone made this awesome move of getting taco bell tacos halfway through and it was one of the best as party yeah you'll be the g._o._p. The star of that it is incredible. I remember harris harris wittelsbach a bunch of mcdonald's after a show one night and it was gr- mcnuggets and burgers nick were you there. I wasn't there now. I took off. I went straight home. Put my minions. P._j.'s a lot of new york restaurants all right p. harris. Yes a lot of <hes> no i. I know just strange all right. Sorry i mean we know whatever my you know. My dad would have to say like all right the my dad sorry. I won't say it anymore. No no you should stay at sometimes saw kevin harry p mitch's dad. She's don't don't talk to him at all. Okay all right p. This podcast new york restaurants will have like all vegan options but they won't advertise advertise it. What i think is really only see that like online or they'll put very small on the bottom right hand part of the menu. None of this is actual meat. How do you feel about that. I i like that. I think that's a cool sneaky thing. I think some people are annoyed because they're getting swept tricked into eating it. All i can think there's my dad getting summoned from cloud and heaven looking down and being like what what the fuck is this podcast slender man tentacle uh-huh bullshit. My son's doing so yeah. I've i've like. I don't know if i've encountered that specifically where i felt like i was being tricks ex but there are play. There's this place mondays good burger on on turn. Which is have you been there a lot places fucking great and it's all plant based vegan. They use oh yea. Ah like vegan shake shack style. Burger shack shakes sapphire herself rise has been there with nowadays. It's fucking dynamo. That's a good example of like being vegan getting complete trash where you're eating like a ton of fries a huge burger milkshake. It's like thirty two dollars. It's like a spot like it's like a spot that people take like instagram photos otas hip. I've done it <hes> yeah. It's a college vegetarian. Every people say before like the idea of like. You're eating like shit but you're like. I'm not having any meat yeah yeah yeah okay well. Let's get to our final thoughts on del tacos beyond oh wait tab before we do that. Tell tell me about your guys. Nachos real quick. Oh i mean they were suggested to us by the person behind behind the counter. She was really helpful. She was the one in the first place we're told us like hey just so that you know it's on the menu but you can add that beyond me to the nachos right and there was literally that being the tomatoes and jalapenos it was great. I feel like there's three types of responses as like a customer as a cashier or as a waiter her young to being vegan. It's like this is annoying for me as the waiter i don't care or i want to go out of my way to help you and she definitely was the last one to wear like she could immediately. Tell when we're like. Does this have dared. Is this have there. She was like okay so you're vegan and then suggests that you should try the nachos we can modify that speed vegans well. That's great yeah. It was really yeah like you said it had like jalapenos <hes> the beyond me kind of scattered over it and tomato and tomato. I and i will say as someone like. I haven't had that much experience with a beyond meat so i personally like could not tell the difference but i'm not someone who like. I'm super super not picky right rate when it comes to food so i was really thinking about it when we were going on tour with you. I don't think i've seen you eat i. I think it's weird because i do eat a lot. Maybe it's only polio god but here but yeah the interest great. The charles were just like it was it was a blast is very sweet very fun. <hes> yeah and that's what we kneel before i forget. Can i read a text that song sent me yes so i think as listeners serve rudest thing i've said in like months <hes> we see a very like soft loving side side of us on non fucking but you should be proud like as your producer he will. He will lay down the law when he needs to so i was very nervous about i'm trying to find parking here and i was explaining like i didn't live far from here <hes> for like a few years and it's very difficult so i i don't think i'll be able to find parking and then he responded. I park every week bitch no fat. I said i parked there every week l. o. I i think the bitch was implied though and then the text afterwards. I'm sorry that was incredibly rude. I'm pleasantly surprised apologized by the amount of street parking every walk it was awesome and he was so apologetic but one hundred percent deserved it. It was very stupid to think that i knew mitch's history better than you song terrible but it was amazing yeah dark. You song comes out from time to time so yeah. Let's let's get to use on yeah nightmare. Creature darkies things. I've seen in france. It was just about getting a chocolate croissants. I so we'll go around will say are closing arguments on del tacos is beyond benue and give it a rating from zero to five clean forks straight out of michigan's dishwasher. It's been running right now at us. The cycles almost done alan. Can i okay before i say this next thing. I need the support of everyone here at this table. Okay the meal went beyond my expectations expectations. This is not the support that i was asking mikonos attic lab. I know it was and i'm just scared. Good good good beyond my <hes>. It was really really good like that that epic california burrito rideau guy. I wanna go back for that brita. You wanna go back to kelly kelly from obama. Oh aw song from war bomba guys just kidding of course. I know where that's from anyway. <hes> <hes> the the the tigers now my favorite i'm soft-shell. I'm the human equivalent of a soft show. I i don't know what i saw. The hardshell photos and we're like okay. We should probably get those seem like the right way to do. It was just okay. It's just okay are you are you in dark. Use on this is a._s._u. Song that's what we're witnessing one of his many forms <hes> whilst that we get the nachos pretty good <hes> no complaints there the opinions not too spicy. I'm not that much of a heat seeger was very very sensitive to spice and so this was tolerable and the chairs great at verse ver- much fun folks wow four forks go back only two full burrito because kevin i shared one wow out of fun. Wow great great great review go ahead. Given mine is in two different. I was so pleasantly surprised by the kelly burrito it was bigger than i thought the ingredients just seemed like doc fresher and so much more well prepared than at a taco bell or a different mexican fast food chain restaurant. That alone was a five to to me the the tacos. I i have similar feeling of like. I'm not a huge hardshell they weren't they definitely weren't bad. I think when we're eating it i said like the burrito amazing the tacos they're fine and the nachos was definitely didn't blow my mind but i think we modified probably a lot of the better tasting stuff off of it. Yeah definitely have helped <hes>. I wanna say i originally wanted to say four four but as i say it out loud i now gravitate to. I can do three point seven five right. That's three you wouldn't but you can't okay. They'll do three and a half kevin. No here's spite no fuck you. I should say for like as a vegan. I should be promoting as much like vegan option stuff as possible the <hes> is it crazy though that it's it is wild having a five and then have it is wild having something. That's crazy that you saw. Let's say with pride the burrito sorry. I interrupted whispered into the floors mine just to say that's crazy. Yes that's crazy. There you go with that performance. I'm back at a four elliott all right. I'll go pitch close it out because i think my my score is going to be predictable so here was part of my experience with the santa monica del taco which is outstanding del taco. I frequent it all the time. It's it's it's it's great in their unfortunately why walked in it smelled very bad. I texted you song. I think someone puked in this del. Taco smells awful awful and they saw the dude mopping-up dining anyway but it's unpleasant so i got stuck it out and i ate my meal there. Despite its smelling a lot like puke and then the guy the the worker who i think it was maybe his first day because he was kind of like us. He was like very antsy and didn't know the other employees names and they like he was tasked with mopping it not like he apologized to me like like i'm like i'm sorry about the smeltzer he was great. The workers there were very good but it was just a it was an unfortunate situation that i think they couldn't control <hes> some fucking freak puked on the floor and then walked out of there but anyway so he's so that was the only thing i was battling that said the food was great and i really enjoyed it and get there. I've gotten there beyond tacos before. I'll get it when i feel like i'll have whole days or or you know periods where i was like. I'm just eating vegetarian right now and so i'll do that as an indulgence and the beyond on taco in particular i think is is outstanding. They have a lot of other things dishwasher fitness. Okay that's good news. I heard it beeping yeah just in time just time for the four for to give out very exciting also that guy who just finished finish cleaning mopping-up puke yeah and then like after you left he he's like. I'm done like mop-up southern grocer like i fucking nut it under the table. That's what i was trying to say is that you nodded in there and he's like man. I've had a rough day and then you policy and then when you leave you've there's been a lot of that has to clean out a fucking blast witness and booth at del taco like a fucking animal you you love that place become boy. We're in a similar thing things do these days what happens when you're almost forty. Ah folks you. Are your parents. Gonna listen to this episode absolutely not optometrist the no fafsa the animas that were mentioned that that's a great point we we haven't you record your intro time here but after the episode usually usually do separate is only is zone out on over there talking about fucking putting yogurt up in your fucking did today because we're about to release this episode. Oh oh yeah it's fucking enter. Don't blame me blame. John harvey kellogg but anyway fair enough five forks wow the mitch well. I'm going to take a page out of here. The beyond meat didn't meet my expectations. Whoa that was that was showing the point that i want it i i i was really the excited because i think that it would be fun to go in and have a little splurge night at burger king or dell top right and not in not feel like you're. You're not eating beef. This is a nice little. It's a fun treat. I can't tell the difference so down for that but but it just didn't really do it for me. The eight layer burrito was close and i think that that's an but then also when i go to talk about wanna get like three or four things nick you notice the six two six three to six things six or seven. I do a few things you need. You need you need. You need a crew. I know what you mean because anytime i order at del taco they always like assume it's to go and then back no. I'll have it here again so much stuff that they assume i'm getting it for by family or whatever and not just for one sad man by himself and i have the same thing i don't go away. I go through the drive through. I i appreciate them doing it and i think that it's great if i if i if i of all that helps vegans out of helps you'll eating vegetarian vegan. That's great. I think it's good for the environment. I think that the sarang it but it's not with this one. It wasn't there yet for me. I'm hoping that the we're gonna try the burger king impossible off we are and i hope that that one like really works and tricks me so for this stuff i think i i go three and a half forks. Hold on a second for this specific menu item for the veon meet menu items. I go three and a half forks still good. Yes that is still good for del taco itself five hi folks. How how what did i give it. Here is my question. Give it five four five four. Oh my god del taco remains in the golden plate club as it was previously known villains. Four four itself gets five four yes of course del taco getting four forks for it's it's vegetarian from the perspective of vegan is very very good for me so i'm very because i know you're del taco skeptics. Eh and i will say shaky for but reflecting on the customer service was so incredible sheets so helpful that locks it in as a four wow we also had an interesting bathroom experience where like there was a line of people waiting and people kept knocking and then when they're together they're winning four for we were like brainstorming jokes. We could tell you but i like grabbed. You pointed because the employees then like kind of slowly opened the door and i was like what if someone's like dead oh yeah and then she slowly opens. The door was like ups by itself. Yeah you wanted wanted to see a dead body. Out of hatha would've been insane event good story for this show. I should've just happened just as long as you follow here. We'll edit that out and then you just say to say that there was a dead guy in a dead guy and that actually happened. Wow that's cool crazy review of del tacos beyond menu. It's time for a segment. We've got some beverages. We're gonna decide if he should pour them down your throat. It's other dishes drinker steak <hes> so we had to again here because of kevin's dietary ranches i beyond meat sounds kinda scary to it does sound a little thing but it sounds like beyond meat would have been like a fucking movie. Robert england started in like nineteen eighty-one. I like that or like a call halloween mansion beyond meat one. I'm so chef. Kevin's got a little bit of time crunch because we gave our late start and he's gotta go pick up his <hes> his lovely g._i._f. From the airport so we're going to speed through the segment and through our email here so that we have have a tough time for that sean hayes gonna. Have you guys on hollywood handbook. You know i was wondering that i am scared. I'm going to let them offer yeah yeah. We won't release episode until they so you can just delete this mitch. We don't have an episode for thursday. We have to release this. Oh thank god i guarantee that they will send texts thursday like wow they had kevin on. Does this mean way if they have used going on oh boy and then that will be an honest conversation. Yeah you know kevin. I think <hes> you wanna do it. I don't think think it'll be a supportive environment. I honestly think it should be fine. I mean like it's like i. You know if nothing else like it gives me something talk to my therapist about next week. Content is content man. You songs coming out of that studio in a body bag all right. Let's taste s. These use okay so these are three flavors of jesus from press juicery that all the names are like greens one greens too. We have right now. Greens two to routes three and citrus too so press. Juicery is chain a. I certainly know that it's a chain in los angeles. I'm actually not actually sure like how widespread they are but they're like a bucci high end like very l._a. Type of <hes> chain but they're supposed to be very healthy so yeah. Let's let's destroy these bad boys. I've gotten the citrus too and and they do like the little like lemon cayenne shots. I had those wellness shots and it feels like a dragon spin into my my mouth so i couldn't even believe it is spicy. I remember screen one. It is like a putrid green color the sitters to yeah. This guy mopped up at the del taco. These are some of the favorites thank you. The menu is. Why do you know is del taco. Just okay west coast chain because you song and i were saying i haven't seen any in the midwest and hasn't seen any on the east coast. I don't know exactly what their territory is but they they are the the they're in the top five. I think they're the fifth largest of the mexican chain restaurants in the u._s. And i think they are largely confined to west of the mississippi. They tried to expand other places. Nazran really worked out so for green juice. This one is not bad. It's not bad. I'm still grassy greening tastes but it's it's a little bit sweet. I think for me stuff like this is so much better. Cold makes it drinkable which this is like something like this at a lukewarm temperature. I truly truly could not stomach. I don't think that's too controversial but i just this is so much easier to drink knowing that it's called i think like some of the this one holds your hand and because it has like sweet things in there like apple and and i guess lemon but like somebody other green juices are just like you're on your own. It tastes pretty bitter so what what is it that we're having this red one right now. I gotta say this about the press juice the ruler at the little the little thing on the front like their little their little mask their icon honors it looks like a mosquito but as a branch or something. I think it's a root root. It does look like a skater. It looks like a skater boy. That's a little scary. I think he is. The mosquito is scary. I just read this this judge ito fucking manga john g that artist is blowing up a really popular because of their horror like style and there's a whole like and it's all about like the this this this this this town that goes mad because of spirals and there's a chapter on mosquitoes and it's fucking all this body horror and it's ashton yeah i i can let it to you. Oh boy no don't do that and he's not going to sleep. Don't give the scary manga. Read it like a noon with the lights on this one. This one's got a lot of ginger flavor going very kind of strange. I like more this. Maybe we'll get more to actual route three. Which is an apple. Lemon ginger beat yeah. It's it's so sweet this one <hes> it's interesting. It tastes like craft cocktail. It does okay. We've got this last one. Which is this is my favorite one. I've had this before. I think this is delicious. This is just just who you're talking about this. Yes interest to i guess just to open this. One has kind of a a apple cider kind of color to it this is this is like a dehydrated rated p like go for a run and you didn't have enough water. Oh no that's not. That's fucking nasty that does that's if you play unhealthy health no. That's what i'm saying. It's like you're dehydrated. You gotta see dr mario dehydrated. This is insane. This is like you ever disease. Yeah okay all right fine. You have a disease and you went for a run like a pineapple juice boy this. This one is very pineapple. Lee is is nice. This is my favorite. I really like pineapple drinks and so this one is a far first place for me as like an indulgence. This is the least healthy problem probably hear me out. Do you know those days where you like your body. You haven't eaten a vegetable and like days is your body. What's wrong with you. The green juices will make you feel like you're doing something right yeah yeah. I think if i was going to get a drink or stink rank i i. They're all drinks i. I'm not much of a juice juice guy but i think i would do. I would do the the pineapple then the green <hes> than this ruby red want me too. I'm the same i would do the green pineapple and then the route one is staying. I can't believe how sweet it is. How sweet for you wait so you're going green yellow red three-nil or at a stop light has stoplight. Have you heard of stoplight parties like in college where you were green green if you're single yellow if you're in between and right if you're dating someone what a shady thing to where yellow at it was also about just sucks altogether. I was never invited to these by saw that this is so sad but it's like anything but clothes party as a._b._c.'s yan. Dan sees where it's like. Oh i'm gonna trash bag. I think it was just always like trash bags trash bags god. That's like these. No one should be. You haven't sex yeah. What did it against that. In general stopped everyone goes yourselves off. Yeah ah party tips from the boys like its own feed. Stop fucking. Stop jacking off and put them yesterday that that was drinker staying. Well hold on us. I guess for me the pie for one i didn't. I'm sorry citrus to number one. The red is number. Two the the the what was it routes routes three yes and then the green is the third one but i like all of them and they're good hashtag notice stoplight it all just it's those drinkers tank just like a restaurant or your feedback. Let's open to the feedback. This week's email comes to us from mm shane i- shane rights. I grew up as an actual so cal surfer boy. My mom and dad taught me how to surf at a young age. Nevertheless i also also grew up loving in and out and especially their strawberry shakes that was until i was nine years old. My mom bought me an in and out strawberry shake and when i drank about half of it my mom told me her and my dad were getting a divorce fuck. I recently realized that they haven't had a strawberry shake sense. I am now thirty enough. Come to terms with my parents divorce course. I was just wondering if there's a food and drink that you cannot emotionally stomach. Wow oh my that's heavy. That's very heavy. Anything come to mind where it's just like the you're allergic to it or not that you have an aversion but just the emotional connection to it. It's just too powerful so this isn't a particularly negative emotion. Um and i don't mean this is like fuck you. Just it's the probably the strongest association so my parents and i i moved from china. I was about four years old and we were in san francisco. Let's go for a year and then my mom and i i think we were just like on a walk or something we saw this kid eating string cheese like ripping off strands of string cheese and we were like holy shit like what is this that looks so fun and so delicious that gets having the time of his life yeah and then we ate it and it was like the worst thing that we've ever had because she's wasn't a part of our diet at all how it was like the grossest thing in the world and my mom and i also talk about that. It was just like what a fucking that kid got us. Good god it was so yeah that's it's great. That's i mean he's really cheese. Nice unrelated. She's like a little bit of a string cheese renaissance. I was like oh no this is good and you can just buy it into who in your fucking like don't tell me what to do. I'm just buy into it yeah and but then i'm like jesus bad yeah a real string cheese incident pretty. This is crazy. <hes> i disagree with you and your mom or dad. I love it. I think that would like restaurants. I use a frequent like with like someone. I used to date or something like sometimes but not there's not too much honestly for me. I remember being really sick yeah and this is. This is as close as i can get. 'cause 'cause like emotionally like there's places that i like you know. I remember like when my father passed away like i got so they gave me so much. They gave us so much food. Yeah and i remember remember specifically that we got <hes> what what what's like the fruit the fruit the the the the fruit arrangements edible arrangements. We've got so many edible arrangements range precise specifically remember like eating half chocolate pineapple pieces uh-huh but i don't think i would still like enjoy them if i got them. I don't think it turned like i think more so like a restaurant used to from like an ex girlfriend or something may be bothering me but even still. I think i go through the thing that i have is. I remember my mom made lemon chicken and i was sick. I saw lemon chicken when i was sick and i don't like lemon and chicken mixed together. I don't unlike lemon chicken. That's one for me because it was a weird thing where i like with like i was throwing up sick like the flu or whatever and then i just i smell melba was over. I eat it sometimes if it's like you know if i'm with someone and they in someone i'll eat it but i don't ever want it misha's. You're like like looking into the oven. Was your mom like no peeking. A dark side wants this episode fries. Going you like half committing to this. I don't even know you're not even sure like if it is comprise. I know that we we've coordinated. Wow you know i was watching <hes> dateline the other night and it was about a cornell killer. Wow yes you sound mater. Yeah no use on water so say i keep them. I always his killer. The prelims season the tests. Oh boy young boy. Oh boy yeah yeah. Eh did the killer look like he studied abroad in france. I probably should drink talk about that's so sad. Oh my god yeah pretty funny yeah <hes> for me. It's a it's a sad response. I have some like light. Alcoholism spread throughout my family so it's it's like certain drinks that offered like a specific beer brand specific like <hes> cocktail. I'm just like oh yeah. That kinda sucks. I mean i still drink but sometimes certain alcohols bomb. Meow just has an association. He always gave me yeah fun uplifting lifting story to close out the show ran and just ask and fall and smooth pretty familiar. I'll be bummed out by every restaurant that we went to a boys after this year. I don't really have a good answer for shane. 'cause they. Don't really have a lot of emotional connections. <hes> so have you ever questioned talking about the world of chain restaurants cumulus or leave a voicemail at three zero zero. That's eight three zero four six three six eight four four to get the dope boys double our weekly boris episode join the golden or platinum play club patriot dot com slash boys and mitchell. Were about to go on our coast tour which means what we did this last. Oh you forgot oh forget again and in some drops for each city boston philly d._c. New york city could not have said the minimum more wrong or see philly new york boston say while we say some of our guests whatever i think we should we don't have it. One hundred hundred percent will confirm guebuza. I thought i thought you meant me like you wanted media. Say your tour dates d._c. They do eat them for our guest. Kevin say hi chef. We don't we don't let's. Let's let's sit on it because 'cause we don't know for sure. You're so afraid of every chef kevin. I'm not afraid of everything chef kevin bartell you song lou. Thank you guys so much for coming on extravagance. Get remind delaware one again about maybe don't a podcast is called. Maybe don't it's a variety show with an opening segment and closing segment by the time this is out our last episode we we held a eulogy for our self esteem while i played piano and so and we just like honest conversations and sometimes i think if you like dough boys in hollywood handbook you'd really like it and if you don't like boys are hollywood handbook. You might like it as well yeah there you go. That's insulting or not. That's austin a wide net. I get it congrats guys show. Thank you so much helpful advice. In the early days shape the show we said don't do don't become like gonna ruin your life. Thank you so much for having me on. I can't believe i'm on this show. It's a a huge honor. I'm so grateful super nice of you guys. Oh god bless you. We're happy to have you. I really try to fight it but why you weren't working. I drove pastor place. I'm just watching. They'll do it for this episode of dope boys next time for the artist formerly known as spoon mike mitchell. 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225. Debbie

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

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225. Debbie

"Well. Still even. GET INTO LIKE A. A week later. I'll tell ya I do I think I'm the job. I think I'm feeling everything you know. if you don't talk talking about you know. My mom passed away and an. I didn't know there's no. They should give you a guidebook. Someone should give you something right like Oh. Yeah. You're something to you. Don't know anything, and then also. Hey, everyone know that there's a a pandemic and There's a curfews and some say all this is happening to so like a kid. Someone. Give me a hug. Ninety You see me on the street. You see me on the street. What what am I saying? You'RE NOT GONNA. See me on the street. Don't judge me. I did. Might Okay, I! We'll get to that. I am I'm grieving I'm it's tough I decided not to be decided not to hold anything back with you guys or the audience or anyone in my life when people say how you doing I'm doing moment by moment some moments I'm alright. Some moments are really really rough, so you guys want to hop on the Grief Grief Express with me. Express? Just figuring out as I go, so we're going to going to have real conversations feeling. We're GONNA. Talk about it. When feeling good, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about everything in between I, love that. People permission it gives permission just with huge open up that part of the themselves, and then we also have father's day coming in and the De Club. You're in the dead. Dad Club Year in the Dead Dad club siege. Oh. It's just I know you're not. You're not gone, but it was just interesting to like deal with loss and grief collectively were all grieving right now. Now but Ross I have to say I really loved what you did. Because you can't opened up in a new way to all of us and I hope he felt the love from everybody. 'CAUSE I was getting text messages and instagram messages of people just wanting to say please tell rocks that I said I love him I'm like Oh, which is so sweet, really nice. Did you see this Tuesday Jay on the messages. Everyone was so so wonderful and so kind, and and and so loving, and and sort of my instinct, an inkling to like keep things keep moving. Keep bracket because you know what. I'm saying just because I just. I think a anyone that's. Well. I don't even care if you are working hr, you work at a bank or York wherever like your? Your job is to be at work, you know. Like sometimes when I'm here I'm like okay, let's keep it. Keep it, but then I remember that this is not a job puckers right. It was a job week. We would get paid for it this. is like is about connecting spiritually so I. I love the show so much because i. Didn't even think about a- I'd like to think there were stopped behind what did last week there wasn't. overloads out. Did you feel the episode was healing for you to open up like that totally not only to open up. Like that but to receive. Into received by you and by the listeners I ride every tweet every comment every email, so of course it couldn't say say everybody, but I want you to know each one of those felt processed and appreciate it, and for those of you who have there's so many people who and we all will be we. This is a story that will all experience you know every. It's part of the human experience during during a pandemic, a weird time, and all this is not normal but hearing. Everybody's story also gave me like A perspective that I'm not the only one hurting. We're learning in their own ways. And then this is so good and healing I'll tell you. I Oh God. I think about the episode. I want to tutor. I listened back because I just wanted you experience it and I cried and I laughed and I dry heaved cried again, and then I laughed and I'm like I. Don't think I've ever felt so many emotions in one episode and that's what people were saying to me. To stay like that was. It was an amazing experience. A listen back to that episode. I was like this is glad I'm like. We should win an award for this episode. We'll maybe nicky fingers crossed for a street hockey I. Don't know I. Don't WanNa stay at. Kearney Wilson's far has been the runner since award season began. But, I'm just saying maybe. We campaign hiring A. Publicist we can you know I don't know I? Went over that episode. People are dead inside. I. Don't tell Barney that how? Brilliant. Lewis podcast. More or less brilliant than the LEPRECHAUN experts. Goal. Was it more or less brilliant than my interview about marks but hair pattern. Grieving but here. Make tough CJ. Can you take? That was the of your? When can you start the show? Started another great episode of straight talk with Ross God. That's good. He's the best friend you wish you had. No, you need. Money? Here is raw smack. In the. Jack, stretch. Sweet. Welcome back welcome to the program. I'm lots going on to Oh so much to get to I a quick reach around Cj. Is here Nicole? Vaccine alone. Ross Matthews. Okay. Let me, tell you how busy I've been keeping myself. Because I'm better, I don't like to sit and wallow. We talked about last week so. I'm meeting beaming like four more walls and laws. It's organizing. I did I have had yesterday had four zoom meetings. Production companies, ideas. May. WanNa call no, no, no not invited, but so many things they'll be. Oh, then you know out in Palm Springs. The cases are low. Things opened up a little bit. Everyone's safe and then mass things, and I I was like I. Don't Know Nikki and get prepared to yell at you, but I am. I'm wearing a mask and I'm being responsible but I went. Okay do come I open up if I'm going to be honest with you. Listen on grieving. ONS! No! No, he's purposing. Because of this I'll tell you this. I didn't go I didn't hook up with anyone and touch anyone but Nikki why. Okay, did you do? I'll tell you this. It's I'm having a hard time lately. Real hard time. Yeah, Cray and And, and they opened up happy hour and I'm only so strong and I'm one man, and they have guidelines and you you walk in, and they had a mask on, and they make you scrub your hands, and then they shoot your head with the thermometer ninety seven seven, which is under. What outside so I wonder you okay I? Don't know. So and then I go, and then there's a lines on the floor where you can walk up to someone behind plexiglass. And you give an order, and then it's all like touches, anything and the one to your table. You can sit and take your mask right. But I saw it was the most bizarre thing the most because I felt like I was doing the most. I was doing wrong. Anything wrong so far. Yes, or no just safari anything wrong so far. Yes. I'm on the fence. Okay? Thanks on the fence Nicole. You're you're the jury of my queers? Write that down Bravo jury of my queers. Right people judge you. got. Another meeting copyright. Know what. Dry already but I'll forget it. Jury of McCleary. Thank you cooperate Hashtag anyway. So CJ says I'm fine flaxseeds on the fence. Nikki's a hard. No, so I go in, and so you're sitting there and like music on sipping drink, but you like. The Mask is down around my Chin and walks up by put it right, and then I pull it down to step, and it sounds really enjoyable you. No I did notice that it was not fun. Happy Happy Hour. No, it was like it wasn't happy hour. It was like getting by our. Okay? Good name get. Was it like a Zombie land in there because you know when I go to the store and they everybody has their mask on its zombies walking around. You can't see anybody's expression or About going to Happy Hour I. Love Bonding with people. CanNot badly I love appetizer? Up. I love cocktail, but what's fun at gay to is like it's almost like Miami. Whether you're single or not. You're looking around like who who's hot. WHO's ugly? Who got that got that or Who got all of it? Ain't anything. Say anything wrong. Now. So When these on like your mouse and can't see anything and like, and then I'm thinking what if I did like make is somebody and I wouldn't know if they smiled at me, but they get. Their eyes sparkled out meals I. Like, what would you do like you walk over? Would you guess technically what you'd have to do our thinking about it? You'd have to. Because you're in. You're a little booth where your mask is off right, would you? You'd have to put your mask on then stand up, then walk over and say hello through mass. COMM. Meeting Roussel Oh. You mandate fit him. Oh, you do. Own. Pro Ball or who wrote them? And then I go back to my tape be there's no way. How are we gonNA get back to normal we have we have to get back to the new norm. We I'm not one of those sorry. Nicky but I'm not well as people sneak. We need to still be locked in the House I think we have to find a way to exist now and take care of ourselves and each other. There's gotta be exist maybe not part of it. I don't know. But I'll tell you this. I did it. I had one. I have one drink and I went home. And I need to know you've heard it all, and you can ask questions. Should I feel bad about it? See I. Say no, but to Nikki flaxseeds point I. Think you going out especially in Palm Springs, people know who your so. Worried especially you in palm springs. That's Ross with the mass. I gotTA. Tell you that when people when people ask take a picture I go. I got to wear masks and I said you make them take them from far away I wear masks. Hold away in the background waving southeast now, so I think they were. The three of us were to go out. Nobody's going to run up I. WanNa take a Selfie as much as they were and so it's always like that kind of don't touch. Don't touch. Don't get close, so you have to be a little more cautious of the places that you're going. And when you go, everyone find. Nobody did anything. But I did look look. I went out somewhere out talk about that later, but I'll tell you okay, so cj I'm fine. Nothing wrong you. Wrong Nikki be did I. DO ANYTHING WRONG. I think you know it's blurry for me because I don't think there's wrong and I don't think there's right I think. There's you know for me I I think the idea of going to a restaurant sounds ridiculous because I worked at a restaurant. I know what it's like to be in a restaurant morning noon and night. They don't even by by the rules when the rules are. Are Not that difficult not that. You know what I mean. What aggressive in your! What? What's the grossest? Chemo example you reading me. Example is people touching money grabbing the money putting it back in their purse, or you know in their in their pocket book, and then they reach in grab the bread and start shopping the bread off so basically you dirt. You've cross contaminated dirty money onto what I'm going to put in my mouth or accept. Asking their nose, doing things scratching their back stripe on their body, and then putting their hand into the ice thing to put. ICING sick of us. To a restaurant. Cancel so much I heard the elderly woman, saying things like up salt and pepper now. What were you talking about? You're talking you just remembering salt and pepper this. First of all I can't believe you called me. Let elderly woman. I. It just keeps. It continues to get more and more. Magazines the one in the background mumbling. Look at me I am because I agree with Nicky. I don't think that you should be gone right now. What? What about I'm? I'm a Germaphobe for the pandemic. I was a Germaphobe so I'm conscious of the ketchup bottles at people touch the salt and pepper shakers at people touch I am. The the silver. I'm conscious of everything so I. Don't think it's good to go out right now. Have you been to restaurant me No? Not Not a dining. I haven't dined in a restaurant. You have and sat down. Happy will bring you food yet. I did do that at Lancers. I did do that I know that was different. Did you use the phone pepper Shaker outside and I didn't know where its own. How many boats I need you all to vote my okay, and I do it wrong. I think you did it right. I mean they're measures in place. You followed them. You did right according to us being able to go to certain specific places. You did it right. That's gas. That's he has. To Keep your ass inside. Now. That's one. The agree you don't need a glass of wine. It was a vodka soda. Can make one of those at home. Don't. SIT DOWN! Stay in your front yard. Invite somebody over six feet apart. Don't need to go to a restaurant. Let me let me tell you something? I'm only so strong. Happy Hour, gay happy hour is a block from my house. The happy wasn't happy. It was wasn't worth it yes. But why like what did you? Did you get out I? Needed I needed to get out. Need the real world. They've opened the casino a block from my house. I'm almost. I wouldn't go along. That doesn't Cesspool Richards. Had moments of weakness where the one thing that could make you feel better as a penny slot now I know the right, so why is? It like this, if not. You know what I'm saying. Q, one on Amazon. Living Room sitting play slots. Like that, that'd be a good gift. That's. Logging donate money. Give concrete unique reminding donate. Thank you I. Forgot last. I told you last week. I didn't have anything planned because I dislike. And I forgot the one thing I supposed to do so and almost got this week as well. Thank you, Nicky, and then we have something really big and find coming up. Oh a callback to something that happened last week's episode. We have all up. which is on the edge of their seats about this, but I'll tell you this so My my my wonderful mother. was so supportive all the time. No matter what I did. She write about in the first book. Oh Ross, you were wonderful. You were marvelous and I. Say mom, I the VHS tapes I was just. Like when I? School plays and everything, but my career really took off. I did some school plays in elementary school, but my local community theater career really hit. It's peak when I was in seventh grade, and I was cast the Hobbit. Now listen. It was in the plate the Hobbit. So what does that tell you right there? I was the Hobbit the name of the play the Hobbit! You're the lead. On the motherfucking Leit. Seventh Great Ross. Matthews is the habit I just pictured. Remember Stars born Judy Cards Stars. Her name was as big as the title. Did Not Happen. But I did have the lead role. And I was what some would call a revelation. And it was held at the Lincoln. Theatre and the Lincoln Theatre. Is this really old in my small town? Right and it's. They have community events, and they actually play like independent film, and we're like this little farm town and I remember being like after I was in that I would go see like the Oscar movies like sling blade, or the first time I saw a waiting for Guffman or Fargo and movies. They weren't playing at the theater because they were like. You know transformer, whatever those big movies but like. The Art House films. Were there on? My mom loved it there. She loves it there, she she she loved until the end you know she was a member and she would go see documentaries with don her husband and stuff and I raised money for that that theatre a bunch of times. You know They even have a seats air with my name on a little plaque you know on on the seat and we raised just in January for the first namedrop tour. When I was testing it, we raised over forty thousand for the skagit cancer. Love Care Center there were they treated my mom and. And when I thought about. What we wanted to do, instead of flowers, instead of things like that the family sort of all agreed that we would like money to go there, so we talked to. The Lincoln established the Game Matthews Fund at the Lincoln Theatre. And so are, there'll be a link on on our social media, which is Hello Ross pod. there well, you can go, and you click on it and you can donate even a dollar something just due to the can select gay Mathews Fund select. and. It'll go to keeping something that was very important to her and very important their family and very important to the community that she left so much. Enough that I'm GONNA make it. Nice! Okay thank you so much for doing that for letting me do that. Okay? COMING UP, guys! We Have A. This! There was a real. Miscommunication last week. And of course I'm talking about the del Taco drive-thru. Told facts, people don't have Taco gotten I. Don't want you too much of a deep tease. Just let me know that there has been a lot more discussion and follow through on Del Taco and we actually have footage and audio footage to play of something that happened coming up. You will not believe me. Can I don't even know how this story ends I? Just know that there's I've heard some of the footage. Alright lots more straight. Talk with a follow up. Support for straight talk comes from our friends at rocket mortgage, finding your doom is awesome I love that there's no better feeling right, but financing it. It's not the most exciting because it can be scary. It can be frightening and totally confusing, but when you work with rocket mortgage, you'll see what dream financing feels like to. Because when it comes to getting a mortgage, shouldn't you be as comfortable financing your home? You are living in it. 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Understood, but I have to get my shit together so I'm on this diet because. Will Take off weight it's by. It's sitting in my house for so long and then sadness and grief, and where you know who you gonNA call Domino's. You know it's like ghostbuster just like I. Can't I couldn't stop eating wrong things because I was just taking care of my grief with food, and so that's gotTa stop so now. I'm cooking, healthy and. Get my shit together, everybody! You know what I'm saying. What's been something? You've been doing too much of in this quarantine anything? More. I was working out there for a minute. I was working out. And then I just dont like services dead. Die Down because I was doing my. Jane Fonda Workout. I'm not doing that anymore I'm just eating burgers and. You are, you're eating burgers? GotTa stop well let us. Thank you so much for that Safeway, effects alone because. He has been eating burgers and he said to me and we talked about this last week. You want here, but I'll. Quick Recap last week. fags loves this place. Foster freeze Burbank and I went through, and I finally tried the bigger, and it was like totally delicious. I, said you know what Burger you'll have to try is the. Del, Taco a cheeseburger I said to him at the time I go. It's like double on. There's lattice and and thousand island onion tomato, and it's all it's delicious and Bubba. He's like I got a tricycle train last week. He kept on the when he said he did go, and he tried it. He said the price was delicious. which they are because they're crinkle cut fries, but he said the Burger was just a knockoff. McDonald's cheeseburger and why we can't win, there was a lot of disconnect because CJ said he had tried to my recommendation kiss kiss, and he liked it, and we're all looking to like what. I said at one point. I don't know if you've got the right one. And then social media really took hold the grew base brokers said I believe someone wrote I believe. Or just a regular cheeseburger, and not a del Cheeseburger and I right away. I comment and I. Did comment back I didn't write to everybody back about my mom, but I did respond to this. Double, I said I think that's exactly what happened because I stand by this. Del TACO chief by the. They're not a sponsor. By this. Cheaper and I and I knew I wasn't wrong. I knew something had gone awry. And when I called you, I said. I think I think we got the wrong burger to my delight and surprise fans. He didn't fight me on this magazine. I know he said I'll go. Get it I'm going to get it right well. I wanted to taste it I mean if I got the wrong burger. You know so absolute fantasy. WHO's the man on the street? WHO GETS THE BEAT? The he's got what he recorded this him going through the drive through and listen closely because. I don't want to upset Burrito girl here. But I do think. We've found another star. I should do a show. Write this down drive star. Search right CJ. Write it down all talk. Show me your talent in in like a thirty second drive through window coming here we go. Writing this down such a good at putting it in my rose notes for his TV shows. This two days ago, right yesterday yesterday and you intention was to go through and say I think. I ordered the wrong burger before. Can you help me get burger? Yeah, that was your. Intention. There's video of this and we're going to include it in the kiss club okay. Say. Oh. Yes, you del Taco Representative I was here. I was here last week in my friend told me to order the cheeseburger, so I ordered the cheeseburger and I got this. Looking little dull. Burger was so. It. Was Lacklustre He. It's not your fault. He told me. Fever not the. Anchor. Yes now listen. She says they're correctly. States I should have recommended the DEL Cheeseburger, not a regular cheeseburger, but why what? I write the menu. True right I I was very specific. I said I said you get the one with with with the double and with the lettuce and the thousand island dressing right. You didn't tell me that you get the cheeseburger. Very specifically. You don't listen I very specifically said that the cheeseburger cheeseburger came with thousand island, dressing and lettuce right. Yeah, but how am I supposed to know that there's another burger. All. Do I agree with your agreeing you're you are agreeing that I did say that the cheeseburger had shredded lettuce and thousand island. Dressing is right. Right! Yeah, let's continue. This is the in the drive through and he. Admittedly he does admit making this mistake as far as telling me what to order so now today I am ordering what you just said. What is it the Dell Talk? Down Team Vicar or the devil. Okay, so there's Adele cheeseburger the double del? Understood okay continue. This is riveting Jane. Okay. The cheeseburger. It's the double cheeseburger and I think that's the one he's talking about. How can we got? The Duggal dealt. With the number four Oregon. Only. You were such a good representative. I'm well I'm kind of feeling that I'll get I'll get the four. Okay, so that's I see it on the menu now. Okay wait. One. She is a good representative. She's talking. For Very Long Time about this, but what my point is, there is a picture on the menu now. The picture on the menu this Burger that I was talking about in my defense I did not say the Dell Burger the double doper, but I did describe it to you. Detail right so my defenses. You should have looked at the numbers. Who Doesn't look at they. Order on the menu this picture on drive Thru Menu for reason I. I'd I. At. I don't get the Combo and the joining. SOMEONE OCD add no, no, no. Just drive right up, Gimme, the cheeseburger some fries. Overwhelming to look at the Menu Oh. Yeah, there's can be honest. I don't know if I would've known either. The del Taco heads so many choices of cheese. I didn't know that either but I will tell you this. I do study a menu. I don't care how long the line is. You shares the nothing worse than pulling away on man. That's not what I thought I was getting. They should. I would love to work in front of those menus and the drive through. Carol Merrill like White and present one and recommend different things so I pull up and what? I! Pull up in what? No, what would you like to say? What are you in the mood for? I'll get oh. Let me look at the menu. Well, we have this on special. Sorry. I'm sorry I'm reading. Forget it. Is the I Get number two. So here's the also fantasy still there. Is. The. Four and that comes with fries. The fries were delicious I. Just Love Them, so could I please get some ranch with those and and a diet coke? As the okay, and you're talking for a very long time? Did this and the one thing at this point because we are a minute nineteen into your order so far and I'm thinking to myself. How many people are behind fags? There were there was no one behind me. Okay? Good because they I would think that there'd be like honking. Who've? Swear I swear. Can you imagine move Oh Outta here? How do I do this I got so much going on in my life shit? Why don't we got him now? This happened on this. On my computer, give me one single. Minute of ranch with those. And I spoke as the drink. Her you can also on make the. Number four with her rise if you don't want. Your let me know the Chili Cheese fries. Okay now that's a bold move. The Chili Cheese fries got because you had the fries last week, but now decided to departure. Yes, I did, but I really appreciate it her up selling. Approach and she made it very appealing. That sounds good. Cj, have you tried the Chili Cheese? Fries are no, no, no, no, no, no I have and. What you didn't get I don't think you can ask for aside of that Nacho cheese sauce the port like the stadium. Or that she sauce over. They have that on this side. You can dip. You're not you're not you're? You're cheating? FRY and NACHO cheese. If you want to go in your next, really God. Wow, let's continue so the order so far. Let's go through order so far. He's got a double del Cheeseburger. He's got a diet coke and he's he's done. The Combo comes to define and opted for Chili FRY. All right. Let's continue with the order. That other countries like this electron. Or the. You are really I am really impressed with Adele talk representative that you are. I'll just have the regular. Chili fries with cheese with with cheese on them right? Thank you so much. Okay Number Four Burgers, Hypno-. So she's now, she's you through. What's inside the Burger that you know really the we are I'm telling you we are. Minutes were two and a half minutes into this right now. Yeah, and so she's saying will end. There's there's this and there's this and there's the Senate. Let's hear this. The GEEZ. Okay very excited. Okay, but I don't like to make my burgers in. You know tomato. I can't tell you how. When I heard that that you had removed the tomato, taste it as it was meant to be, and then removed what you don't like, but I just think. Every chef wants you to taste what they imagine, and then you can make under stations. Okay, so that Germany crazy continue. What was that? She asked you if he wanted to. What AB- at Bacon to it now listen again. But like tomato my burger, so can you tell me no tomato? Baking. Got Should I just go for it? I mean that's basically. That's clogged arteries. S You know I'm GonNa be okay just do that to. That on okay, so you added Bacon which by the way if you remember last week, Cj less. That's right that he had taken his when he said it was delicious. were. You were thinking in fact exactly what I was thinking I heard. Saying and I added Bacon to it, so that's why I did it. In the Diet Coke. Yes, never gonNA make it. With her. Of course. Yes the long, it's the longest. Going over the steel like she's almost exclude thorough now, but. All Right! Right because you were what let me tell you. Let me tell you let me I would have done this. I mean this is. Dilly Dally facts. I Really Deli Deli. You're taking doubt how funder. Oh! Cheese One. How WONDERMAN MY SON ROUTINE! You. Got Ready. To Cheat Christ I. Cook, Thanks Boom Done I've made up my mind. I'm sorry in my consumer education class in seventh grade. My teacher said you are the king. You are the Queen you're the king of the consumer has you can ask as many questions take as long as you want. Is your pain? You took your time. Yeah the customer is that? Hey, someone asked me if I want Bacon. Or do you want Bacon yes? Now ask me again I'll be foxy. Sir, do you want Bacon? Again. Clogged arteries. Should I or shouldn't Die Bacon? There was a letter to so much. All right I think those. Thank you don't talk a representative Patsy in a bit. Okay, so she's this this? This experience was better than last time. Because you're going to get the burger that you thought you were getting lesson, so then I I stopped there because I don't know I, know he got his Chili fries now. Did you get one by one to take it down like this right? Last time you got the crinkle fries. This is a clincal fried with Chili on top. What did you think when you open those? Well I thought it looked like someone had diarrhea on my fries. Attractive was very unattractive understood and there will be. There is video of this. And I tasted one with Chile and I have to say it was delicious, but the fries weren't as crunchy as the first time. They weren't as fresh they weren't. were. Bushy yet. You risk that when you put what really on the FRY it brings him back to them. And then like the Mush. I don't do that either or but the flavor was good. Now let's let's get to the moneymaker. You're finally there after all this buildup right I've been edging you about this Double Del. For so long right thought. YOU'RE GONNA! Blow Your del Taco. Wad lasted. And, so finally here you are ready to. Cut! Okay I did pull over on the side of the room and I bit into that Burger and I have to say cj was that Burger was good. It was real how you're right Ross? With the vacant Bacon, see different experience. It's not straight talking with CJ. We're talking about me right now. All right so to who was right. You were right Ross. The Burger was really the Dell double was delicious. Now. What was good? Sipping out to him is better with the, Bacon. Thank you. It is I C. J. C. J. you both the right. I know I'm just a little more right because there's more bigger than Bacon, but I understand. Cj makes life better. Any mixed burgers better. Thank you C. J. for your contribution now. Back to me all right so all this time I've been telling you about this burger and you were lying. ALCOCK! Finally you get in your what you pulled over, and you see it and it's gorgeous and you'll see the burger you will see there's, but it's the Burger. If you go to the kiss, Koskela become a member we have. It's you'll see it. But what was it like? Walk me through that moment. Okay? Can I just back up and say it did look like the. The picture because remember we were talking about how fast food doesn't look like the picture s have to say this double dealt. Look just like the picture and I kind of feel. She did it on purpose because she knew I have experienced before, so she made everything look really good, and she gave me the coke for free and I think. She gave me the chilling. Something else. I was so, can you? Can you Jimmy I? WanNa? Send this to Nikki and CJ. Oh, can I do right now here in this? Get actual footage I want you to see and CJ. You can see right now. Your kiss up code member. You can see this footage. That fantasy sent me. A? Energy Right now. You can see how it looked like on the menu. Because sometimes you think you're getting Burger and it looks more like a whoopie cushion. Look good doesn't not look good. Can I just say that? This girl was running the whole show. She was running the dining room and the drive through alone. Gosh. How did you get hurt? I didn't get her name. I'm going to go back and get. It becomes Debbie. Buddy, NOPE, good afternoon! Debbie! that. She's a representative. So Have you guys have you received it yet I can't get you said you texted I. It's a movie on the computer and I. Don't know whatever you okay. Okay look at it. Oh. That's Pretty Ryan. Colors the. Dream from the saw. Maybe we'll. Take a picture of this on the Hello. Ross pod. You sit down and just walk me through it. You take you open them each. It's beautiful then. Well. I decided I was just going to take a bite or two because I didn't I've been eating a lot of junk and I I can't go full force so I took the first bite and it really. It was just delicious. What was good about it? Well I love the crunch of the Bacon. I didn't expect that I would really like that. The burgers taste that it was really good beef. The cheese was everything was delicious. The thousand island shredded lettuce. It was great. I think any key to good burger is shredded. Lettuce NFL thousand island. I will say though I still like the foster freeze. Cheese does better understand. But now we've gotten to the. People dying. They've been waiting. Anyway I can't even get through that sentence. No one cares I care I just wasn't. The Dell double. The Debbie double. W does. Double. Riveting. Double Double Team W. Debbie we. I can't believe the straight talker so many people went in order del Taco. Video game getting the Burger. Burger to though in that video. And listen and it taught me about a lesson I will before I. Recommend something I will do more research and I'll be very specific, okay and I, and that's something I've learned, and also give it to cj, but the Bacon on a bacon on it. All right kids. He questions nope. Nope we're good. -Tarian. CJ follow up question for bags at all. Delicious I got no. I'm. Angie this question cgu today have a meat substitute for the Burger like they do the ground beef Tacos del Taco. Do believe, they. Have it now. I'm going to get up. At Burger King and I can reprimand recommendable Walker with the meatless whopper. Burger King because. Burger King with the impossible is Bob. Say That again. Parmesan Burger with is so even heard at Burger King. I'm sorry, garlic Parmesan, veggie Burger. Really good. They, put like Parmesan cheese on. Everything. To Patty. For being. Episode. League will take off the leaves look, there's not a lot to do guys all right you want to. Get Venture I went on last week like. I I didn't there's nothing to do can't do anything I walked. A happy hour got reprimanded by two of my friends. That's it. You know what that segment was good. Though because we celebrated employees and essential worker, and she's wonderful, and I'm going to tweet the company after this up today I'm going to Tweet del Taco and I am going to give compliments to her. We go back her name I. Think we all should and then. All. A of workers like that I've been watching top chef I haven't watched that show and like long time. And it's really good. You know what? I'm just. It's on in the background I'll tell you. You're watching it right now. But. You know what I call it. The hold on back it up back it up. You're watching it on TV now while you're recording. People. Watching it's on mute by was watching it. You know what I call what? Bottom chef. Coming up a bunch of. No More Burger Talk Debbie airtime has no. My Colon can't take it. Listen Up fellas today. We have a new manscaping product alert Helene Man's gaped. They just released. 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To Guide you. Call too. How about friends in? A One two three ow. And? Needed can. Glad for three two and you'll be dead. That's what friends spouse to do. Move. Counseling Song by Bruno, Mars came on Lifespan Day. And I kind of felt about everybody after we did the podcast I kind of felt like only look. We're all counting on each other, and I really can't on you all and and we feel really good so this song. You all three. And Straight talker but mostly. Happy Remind Jews. Out what. We call two. Friends. A Into three? And I? Needed are. A law. For Three You'll read. Guess that's what friends spouse to do. People sent beautiful flowers. Michelle Carson said from drag race and do his Co. this orchid which you can see behind me here on his. Own. People I work with. Who? I know loudly some many things. To all the people thank you for thinking meeting. Every comment as much as every flowers every donation. Can My mom find at the Lincoln? Thank you so much. On Decline. Often anyway. Thank you everyone each and everyone of you but mostly. A. Three! Needed, can. That's what friends. Do. Own. Debbie. Welcome back to the program. It's time for. A hold on! What her name stepping then. Head and I knew it. Balls deep with bags the. Young girl. I need to know more. Give it to me. Good. Give it to be true. Give it to heart. Give it to me. Team Mall Steep with backseat. The person you called special someone. I haven't done balls dean so. I'm I. I WANNA. See that I was on Jillian. Barberie podcast called. Ask Jillian. Everywhere you can get your podcast. And we talked a lot about straight talk, and she sends her love to all of you. I love. I love Jillian. If you remember the straight talker. She's been on before. And she is just so good. I watched her on the news when I first moved here, she didn't. She was a staple in La and she recently went through breast cancer, and has come through the other side and and and her podcast is great. Ask Jillian and I'M GONNA be on her podcast soon as well, but is a really great in depth interview, and I love your friendship that you've had for so long. Yeah, yeah, means a lot to me and this episode means a lot to me because it Kinda when I listened back to it, it was nice to hear. How everything fell into place in my life including the Fire you know that I'm grateful for the fire now I'm grateful for everything that's happened in my life of. So, sometimes when you're in it, you don't know that it's leading you somewhere, really great. I believe that at all is so. Just have to believe right I. Believe I believe everything happens as it should in divine timing. All right so Ross stretch. L.! That I'm not, that wasn't. Australia isn't a stretch. Can Do. Hey We. I was GonNa ask you mark what you've answered a lot of these questions I had. How's your brother doing house? Dawn your brother. Thank you for asking. talked to them all yesterday. Well, my brother today non yesterday and Ericsson. Come back down here again I think. I'm sorry. Nicky for leaving the house, but he is and Don Tom There's going to be the thing in La Conner. which is this town right next to? Her name is going to be like on a plaque in the sort of like. Beautiful space she actually went, and like liked it and said yes I would love if you guys did that. And he goes, he goes. It's so much more money to put in like A. Little thing where you can leave flowers and I'm like we are doing. We're upgradings. We can leave flowers. I know we are just letting you know. Like God I'm good, but you know. I, Don I? Love and Eric Lives Dawn? Mom was so lucky for the last fifteen years of her life to have a love like Don and I'll tell you this when you are too weak to Stan when you're two week. Take care of yourself. You want a love near you. Know, that much is true She was so lucky and he I'll love him forever. When music, man wants beautiful. Have you received any signs yet? Anything I, think so and I actually funny asked me. I said in the shower because I was thinking about. And then I was thinking of things I had seen. And That, and I just said allowed to go out like Oh. Okay I see it now. I said that's the in the shower. Because and I and my friends Shar goal is said last week I think new moms. Pay attention to things she's trying to send you stuff, but I was just caught up I. think it might grief that I couldn't see outside face, and when I was thinking about things I've seen I'm like Oh. Yeah, that's what we talked. Oh Yang so I I I got it now. I'm getting. You know after his cable. You know what I mean like I. Just I was using antennas before on the TV. Goes all learning an. upgraded. After my mom died, the hardest thing for me was not picking up my phone to call her. So what is the hardest thing for you? What's been the hardest thing? Is there one thing that sticks out that that was really difficult for me? I'd be driving and I'd go to reach for my phone. Call her I certainly do that. It's hard. It's hard. Are the hardest thing for me is thinking about this stuff? She's not going to get to see and in the hardest things like I thought all of a sudden, it occurred to me like Oh my God. If I ever get married. She won't mind. She won't be there and she won't know who I'm marrying unless it's. UNLESS CJ. It's you. My mom very very happy. Are there. I guess I guess what as if Corona? Rioting in the streets and a dead mother was enough CD. Just turn down my marriage proposal so why God faulk. CJ. Next, question any cabins surrounding this experience over go. crabbing us, how many crab MEAN CRAB INS. Any else. No, no regrets I'll tell you this. When my dad died when I was twenty four, it was too young and it was I was was about me. I was just so sad that it was happening to me. I was losing my Dad Oh. My God I can't believe. I'm losing my dad me losing my and never I I my regrets is older. I never went to him as I was still young, but I never went tournaments at. How do you feel what is for you, honey? and so I, always knew that I would approach it differently. When when came from my mom to pass away I. Didn't think it'd be too soon. but we had those. We had that stuff, so no regrets. No other than I wish it didn't happen. How in terms of how it happened no right, good good. All right and we talked about I was GONNA. Ask anything anything what you're doing to honor her, but you. You explain that with the theater and Kanye. Cj Stretch Richer Man So Am i WanNa talk about your podcast. Coming back I think it's it's amazing. It came back now, and are you doing anything for June team is? Doing anything for this is tomorrow. Right? Yeah, celebration! Are you doing an episode for this? well, it'll it elaine into it, but personally I'll be doing some things out in the streets for it. Going to an event in just talking about black lives matter. You know it's interesting I think a lot of people don't know what June teen. It was just going to say that a lot of people don't yeah and. And I love, the people are talking about it now Bread do you want to? Do? You want to explain it, CJ. was pretty much one in Texas. It was sort of just reaction. That's. Already been freed finally Texas caught up in. It's like here's two teeth. Let's celebrate. That's the way to Kinda. Like the first time that and I was just I was watching Reverend Al Sharpton talked about today, and he was just saying like I. It should be a national holiday and I know calmly me. Because, it was the first time that the law really said everywhere. Everyone's equal. Because the whole time everybody else's free slaves kind of around the country now decided this one particular place in Texas. They just weren't. They didn't even know how the only thing I can see compared to is. When you know state-by-state, we'd have marriage equality here back. and. Tell the Supreme Court said it's for the law that was everywhere. So I think those kind of days when our when our when our government catches up to our culture should be should be. Celebrated and so I would love if it became a national holiday me to our logo. They're allowing people to take. paid holidays for a lot of company. It's kind of this rolling effect across the country. It's now becoming a paid holiday. Good shed. Been, forever. And can I just say? Are you going to you? They haven't been covering these marches anymore on the news and they see they need to continue you know. The black lives matter marches the protests, so are you still out there protesting? CJ, are you, are you? Here as much as I, can yes. Absolutely, so like I said. I'm doing something for for sure God. I just think it's an important time for your podcast and your voice and I think it's important that we keep these protests going especially now. Nikki stretch. This is my last one. House the daily smile going I love that I was on it again. Thank you for asking its you know what I have to say It really does that for me. Because I yesterday I got to interview Carryanne and Michael who were the couple that got married during the protests in Philadelphia. That episode is coming out. I think it's today tomorrow. I'm getting to tell these beautiful stories and connect with these people in a way that I didn't get you before, and you know I'm busy. I'm very busy, but when I. Sit in my little studio. And I shut the door and I put my headphones on and I get to talk to these people I feel so connected. To humanity into love and goodness, and so I'm loving it, and so he get a chance to listen to the daily smile. Please do because it's ten minutes and it's just. They're beautiful stories that deserve to be told and making your powerful, they are powerful and their stories that people need to hear and deserve to be told in like we do the same thing I mean today I brought you del Taco Debbie. Stores. Tacoma leaves. Be. Guys so okay by the way I'm drinking out of my riddled little dish. Look I'm drinking undermined. Listeners for us with your riddle a little bit and the Black Nah everything. Thank you for that every time I just happened to to use it's. Funny. Or not going to do what you say today. We're going to do a Nikki believable so what you see oh. Oh my God all right, okay. So, but I did want to say the The what you say, theme song that John to Spain. set for us is absolutely amazing. but I wanted to raise their is. Okay. because. There's a lyric here, we. So long. Only to. Those words on nobody. Heard Line is brilliant so I just WanNa. Think John so a few weeks ago. Steve wrote in about not being able to turn on his garden hose when he was little while he was being left alone, his parents said No. You're not allowed peanut. He thought that the journey song owes Sherry was Os Sherry. Love. They say hold on hold on. It was Oh Sherry. Our love hose on posing. He thought when you're alone. Yeah, hose on Perry so look so. John wrote. The song hose on was heard by nobody else, so he incorporated one of the MISHEARD. WAS, so, wrong so long only sing. Fused those words who? Nobody. Hose on was hurt by nobody else. Really phenomenal. I just wanted to point out that the lyrics to the. Song were missed for it, and now we got it right. Okay, so. Believable. Is as good as it gets on, you believable. Don't know what's going to happen next. He believable. been heard that theme yet on, he believed poll on. He believe. Nikki, please. It kind of ties in with what we were talking about earlier with our signs. Okay, so this is. Ron Christie, inch. Tiny e this story that I was just told last week and I had to share it with you. WHO's it from I? We cut out Kristie from. All Right Christi. From? Nikki, can you guys see? Cutting out she's. Frozen time there she's. Mickey too much talk you. You were frozen too much Bo- talks. Okay? It's crazy somewhere I. Love that Song Christy. Say where she's from. Let's. Say From del Taco, so Christine from del Taco, says this story I was told last week, and I absolutely had to share who we say every time we don't know to where someone's from. Yes. Okay. my dad's brothers. Wife was dying. Not My grandmother says actually my aunt, but she's one of seven children, and they all had gathered to be with their momma. She passed the day before she died. She was awake and telling them all how she used to carry a tape measure in her purse was shopping garage saling and she found something that she wanted to buy. She could then measure it to see if it would fit in her house. She told all of her daughters to. To go check their purses to make sure that they had one. This is like the day before she's. You know dying, so she was. They probably assume that she was a little bit out of it, but she was like. Make sure you you have a a measuring tape measure in your purse. As they all laughed about it, and they kind of moved on and the next day, she was sadly in a coma for most of the day before she died. everyone was with her. Circled around her, and then a car pulls up and they're awful a joke that the man who. Out of the car looked like the professor and back to the future. With his wild great round, yeah, doc, right exactly. The nobody knew who he was. He just came up to the door, carrying a briefcase, and then they opened the door, and he was an actual door to door salesmen. When have you heard about those like door to door? Salesman member mark was a door to door salesman. He's before he became a music teacher and then manager he so belt theon. Door belt salesman. About. The belt. Buckle up for fold. Nobody knew this guy was he comes. To the door. This woman is passing away deals will. Talk Off, but keep your pants up. This is GonNa be so anti-climactic. Okay. Guess what he was selling. Y. Measuring tapes. On the the. Sorry, what you? Of all people should know when to cock block a story, and when not to cock block story. This is as good as it gets believable. Don't know what's going to happen next on believable. Haven't heard that the. On, he believes. He believes. TACO. Meat though I do love this little signs, I hope you get more of them from your. Mama Ross because they think think that are really important things ruining story. What's next you? Good blackness. That was funny good luck. Because! First of all justice for Briana Taylor still not letting that name continue to say her name to just be entertained talk about Brianna Taylor. A couple of episodes back and so still need justice for her. And if you're aware of what's going on right now should need to be aware of what's going on, but we need justice for her. Secondly, thank you. Thank you for asking about my podcast. They're really a lot to me that you ask about that every time I'm on doing it glad to be I'm really glad to be back with. It feels good. The timing was right I needed to take a break. Get my mental together, but I'm really glad we are back It's funny because we'll. Even we'll sterling. Walked away from the production company just focus on everything else. But when he found out, we were ready to come back, he came back just to work on this show. That means a lot so Yeah, so I'm glad that back in fact say thank you for asking me that because. That means a lot, Yam. Finally I'M NOT GONNA. Go too deep into it just because it's GonNa lay it out. I'll talk more about it on all the fields and my podcast, but. Finally face-to-face met my father. On meet a minute weekend. CJ backup. So you'd never met headline facetime. FACETIME facebook message. Message message on facebook and text in there, so it was the first time we met in person this. Past weekend. And it was. Pretty amazing because my plan was to go to. Palm, springs. Chill out I'll enough. He lives in indio. In coachella. Of Ebb places so. Yeah, so I met him. India's like twenty minutes outside of Palm, springs. So, what are you feeling when you say no and I'm going to put a pin in the fact that I'm punching didn't nothing here here, I'm going to put a pin in. The back. Of Rape. If you watch the show me, go look. At Saudi, your face I saw it. More important things going on, so you're driving now and so you guys have been communicating saying. Hey, it's time. We don't WanNa meet you. Okay, so you're driving out. What level of! Things -IETY, are you? Really nervous I thought it was gonna cry the whole time. I was crying all, but. Nervous anxious like known for being my big age and never need him. My father in pertain an had to go. He opened the door. We didn't know if we should hugger. Shake hands, so it was kind of back and forth of open arms and timeout to shake every like I was just like. Oh my God. This is huge, didn't. Say I get you going out at knowing how to socially distance properly in a place like 'cause he lives on one of the the golf courses, and so it was the first time their restaurant opened, so we went and down. Eight talk and so Would you order? I ordered a chicken. Not. Matter. When you? Feel like what did you? Know. Not Maybe. down. How did the chicken tones feel? Hearty lunch. Honey Saracho grilled chicken or a fried chicken. Fried Chicken delicious. Delicious even working out your little. You know it's still great, so here's the deal, so you're downs across from you. What are you feeling? Does he like you? We have the same ears like there's obviously I'm. Wondering. If my mother. Ears years I can't. I can't hear you. So. Oh. So, you have the same. Years as your dad and it's. What does that feel like to like? Look at that and see it all kidding. Aside. It was great it was his girlfriend came with us. Sorry, my. Fiance but the house is beautiful. Great I'm. It was really good to see him I. Think and even realized because I've never celebrated. Father's Day this weekend so. We'll follow. That was like in that like in July I was like why would you now? I would never know I've never say how day to any father in my life so. The universe, bringing it all together for this specific month I was thinking that, too. It's crazy. Nikki said that. We didn't even know and. So driving away. What Oh and that's! When I? Heard you drove away from the car. And then that's when the rush of emotions hit me. That only got a finally met this man. Matt Mahal Entire Life. I am so proud of that take. It takes a lot of bravery to do like you don't mean. What about like did you feel resentment just? Come off of you in the moment like we did you resentment towards him or anything like that? I found out that we were told a million different stories of why we never met each other when it was everybody else's stuff in the family and had nothing at the end for the longest on my life, he'd lived. Maybe fifteen minutes away from me. I never knew it. Scared to come around and see me because of. Other factors. So it was calm. It was peaceful, you know. We sat down and watched NASCAR. I felt like. All the things I've ever wanted to do. The things I've ever wanted to do with like. In my life would be. Grateful from it life. Thankful. I, just I. Appreciate the experience with a mother and a father. And even if you don't have I'm grateful for an grateful for my life but I felt like a little boy in a moment, and the neighbors were coming over. Meet me. Everybody was so excited. I was there and to see. How much people love him? It made me happy. That I am of him. And then it made me want to. Be just as great or have just as great as a feeling that people can stand up for me that the way that they stand up for him. I have. Cj to tell you the phone. I'm going to let go of the palm springs thing. To say this Jesus. I think. That, The love of apparent, the influence of apparent I can't think of anything more formative in our lives right. And I feel so lucky to have had my relationship with my parents and and. Of course, it's not as long as you want. Be grateful for every second. What? I'm so happy for you, is it? May Not this relationship have been as long as you want? But every second is ahead of you. Okay and I am so happy. that you guys have this chance now truly truly truly. You said you felt like that. Little boy who is going to sit there with his father you are. You are A and I love you. You had that and have that. And that this is the beginning of your story. I love you. Is Beautiful CJ. There was not even one second rethought thought to call a little bit idea because I wanted to go to Joe Bar. Break Protocol. There you. Like My. Nurture this little bit. Save! A So I take back what I said at the top of the show. You get to celebrate father's Day this year and you have a dad and I'm so excited for you. You're not in our dead dad club. Hey So. Happy, thank you. C. J.. Love you also much, but mostly I I. I Love Debbie. If you, WANNA follow. Should follow him at CJ life on all social media C.. J. A. Y. L. Y. F. E. Y.. Because we around here. Also! Can we kick at podcast back better than ever more needed than ever? To have the kind of conversations that people are craving, so check them out on world. PODCASTS are available. Vaccine Malone and Stockton Malone on social media you can. Follow Him I'd say What is? Automatic Penn writer Dot Com get a reading. People are booking readings like crazy like crazy. Yeah, it's going really well. Okay. Good and you have to write. I'm sorry. It's gay gay gay. Gay Gay Gay Gay. Gay podcast on Patriot. Now Great John Nikki Boyer Nicky Boje. On also from media, also the daily Smile is daily Podcasts, which tells great stories. We've all been we Nikki. Anything you do is just done to such a beautiful level and you're killing it. I'm so proud of you. Listen to dying for sex yet. That's the soon to be award-winning. Yeah! Incredible by the way Molly's book is coming out soon so details coming out shortly perfect. For sexes about Freddie Perfect, keep in the loop on that also an busy with life coaching. Talk it out, life, coach, dot, com, or email Nikki talk it out life coach at Dot Com. It is a rough time I know I need some guidance. Mickey's been giving me some just extraordinary friend, person, love and each and every single. One of you think you you know. The worst and I'm so great. I love. You guys love you to hang. This is about you know what I mean by this the worst, the worst shitty time in the history. Well. 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Weekly Zeitgeist 86 (Best of 7/26/19-7/30/19)

The Daily Zeitgeist

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Weekly Zeitgeist 86 (Best of 7/26/19-7/30/19)

"Miles you know on a ferris. She's charming. She's lovely. She's hilarious yeah and she's going undercover in a new snack sized series. You can watch on a disguise herself. Go undercover with hidden cameras to find out what crazy thing real people would do for their favorite ice cream. You can see the full videos at Klondike bar dot COM mm slash videos and share what you would do for a Klondike bar using Hashtag for a client. Have you spell that Hashtag. That's okay so the number four the letter A. A- and then Klondike CAA hello the Internet and welcome to this episode of the weekly Zeitgeist <hes> these are some of our favorite segments from this week all edited together into one <hes> nonstop infotainment laughs Extravaganza Organza so without further ado here is the weekly Zeitgeist. What is something that people think is true you. I know to be full. Oh I think this one is always hard for me but I. I think that we're sort of sold. The idea that like love is enough to make any relationship work. Do you know what I mean gene and that's just it basically is a ratio of extraordinary circumstances circumstances and context right like just just because he loves somebody doesn't mean they're a good person and you're good for them right yeah. I think that's a really good point seriously yeah. You think that love is can like conquer all oh it doesn't yeah. I always make hold on point about. You're saying that's. It's not enough yeah yeah no. It's not what if fights and and you tell each other you how much you love each other again. I bet you keep getting into the same fights like that's what I was saying to her. That's the accent that produce the exception miles is very mature about his really yeah yeah. Eh emotionally developed person unrelated. Do you have an air mattress. I can thank God yeah. No that's true though I think a lot. A lot of people do all jokes aside listening to Comedy Bang Bang All Jokes Salad. <hes> they yeah there is you do meet people who like brute force. I their relationship with just like this. North Star like yeah but we got love and that's all that matters right and it's like Yo what I just saw. I don't even know where the love fucking was. What I saw was like look about to be a U._F._c.. Fight over like someone spilling something. Yeah Yeah we love. I I think were fed the idea in movies that we will have you know there will be loving relationships and then external circumstances will like come in and get in the way but ultimately like love will conquer the day and they it's sort of the opposite like when you're fully in love. You don't let external circumstances get in the way I and then like you. I don't know there aren't enough movies about people just like being too in love to realize all the things that are wrong with their relationship and there are enough movies about people who like are actually communicative about working through you know what I mean like recognizing their problems and then like watching them. Fix it around. Hold on hold on. Is this really about the thing that I did this really about the bet that I took to make you fat but it is funny like when sorta mature in a relationship and you're able to sort of normally like you would think a fight really is about well. How come you you let the mail in your mailbox right. It's like you know what let I'm sorry. I have a feeling like I may have neglected some other thing and this is just the opportunity to express displeasure about that. How May I help you. How may I improve. Who've all of me and my wife's argument start about me leaving the toilet seat up every single time yeah? That's a big problem. Why is it except for sometimes I won't check like that's the thing yeah yeah and then you just fall right in fished out forty fuller. Now I just think that's that was the big eighties nineties comedy like thing that men and women were always upper down the differences between men and men men be like and then be like pissing all over the floor. Yes consistently my bag. Shopping and men piss everywhere everywhere and wear the same work for nine years until the elastic turns to fucking dust. Yeah we do do that Yo. I'm starting to get that age where I have like gold underwear like your her majesty. Be Like what the fuck is of underwear. The band is all fucked up. I'm like I've got this right. When I got into college yeah and I will never let go yeah. I know I know what it is part of me like I feel like I'm actually only probably expressing this love for the first time. I think I've anxiety buying underwear. Oh yeah thing even though you can buy it online yeah. I don't know you know what it is. Go inside online shop. You know why for new child go. I would have to go in my mom to the mall and Shit so you know why you need that. I don't think you're a medium fancy under I think you're a baby's tiny. No I'm fourteen the nightmare. It was a nightmare layton embarrassment. Do men in should like in my God models weaving. I do think men like things that are like men typically complain about women doing like shopping or like things like that like are things men should do more like should he is more like if you have an argument. I like be like should I be doing more of the instead of arguments about like how I don't need to fuck and change do right and that's where that's where late relationship fails if you're unable able to just sort of be like yeah. This is a work in progress. I'm not saying I'm the finished article by any means so if I have some blind spots allow me to reconfigure fire to people should wanna be like on that journey together like self betterment also be like willing to acknowledge that like I'm not doing that while you're not doing that well but we can encourage each other to start doing better butter and it's not a it's not a battle of who is now now. That's right you can be right or you can be happy happy about writers from to where it's like. There's some people who who like are so precious about the things that they bring to the table that they're not willing to collaborate change any of those things in the relationship to it's like if you think thank fat nothing can be improved upon you're not going to do very well because it's a collaboration it's about like the and then you'll hear anything that is like that is like sways from your world viewer your perception of your work or your relationship as an attack on yeah and then immediately activate your defense mechanisms yeah but also especially when like your partner partners offering you support and I wanNA help you because you do this. It's so easy to internalize that and be like oh well. You think I'm wrong because I did. Actually why don't you leave me like everything is so bad uneven break up with me but it's actually like they want. They want to help you and support you and fine. Whatever because <hes> the home let me borrow her air mattress. I don't need to sleep here today right right now tonight. I think generally why don't you just leave me like everyone does is <hes> emotionally mature editorship saying that you you're in the right and ask them all right. What is is a myth. What some people think is true? You noted befalls okay. Oh have a good meth actually that I heard in a writer's room. I don't know if it should be spreading this insane. The Myth is and I don't know this to be false. It just sounds like too much work is that Bradley Cooper has a sex device in his house that lowers him down onto his mates that no one ever there was a morning discussion about this and there was a writer who was like. I'm telling you I know for whacked. Select Tom Cruise in mission impossible an apparatus that lowers lowers him down onto his mates and it's something about like everything feeling less shameful if he's just like lowered justice <music> but I would say on record. I know that not to be true. No he doesn't know that is such a great myth. Where did that even come from. This one goes yeah like I'm telling you is an apparatus in his house. <hes> that's one of you were down. That's kind of interesting. I'm trying to think of how that works. Wchs yet because I guess the the idea was like it's almost like the the sheet sex through a sheet thing. You're not really touching so I think just his Lena strangled point of contact no other assuming he's having sex with the woman that he would the position. You couldn't just be you can be airdropped. OPT in on it would be difficult for the woman. Let me some kind of Yoga head. Stand or something right yeah I mean I think if you're a woman or a man and the talk was that it's both sexes. The the apparatus is pleasing everyone with this APP or no but the talk is we talked a lot about that like like how would you position yourself down onto airdrop of peniston from on high. I mean anytime sex involves diagramming. You're doing something right or police indemnification agreement if the ship breaks and you get hydraulic fluid all over you and your burned. That's bad that's on you. Just the sound kind of machine feels like it would hurt badly so hard is signed right. It's pretty good. It's like a gas powered belching go to go to the furnace. Get the bellows kgo eight the hundred percent my steam punk fuck up or at us and it's also like who built it and what did you tell them for. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Oh there's plenty of people who are like what you want. Whatever you want to Ethan Hunt <hes> Airdrop Dick Machine. That's like who builds the sex dungeons because I know in Hollywood like there's there's a lot of the building them and how do they advertise ever friend who moved into a House in Louisville Kentucky and after like a week found a really like false is room kind of thing dungeon yeah they're everywhere and it was to write the definitive. No that would add value on the list. I know it was a surprise eighteen hundred square feet on hanger but somebody needs to write the definitive history of sex dungeons. I think got to get it all out in the open interesting. I bet you one of our listeners writing that book yeah in their sex dungeon generate a dungeon done domination yeah. I think that's a good point though it then implies that it's like naughty negative battle the word it dungeons. You don't want to reclaim the word dungeon. A sex clause family is pretty pretty fucking pretty good. That's a really good point yeah so I'm GonNa Guess. Base that the origin is in Atlanta Georgia. Yes for sure solved. Do you think the in the Varsity but do you think the dungeon family was like a sex dungeon reference. No I think they're just thinking of dungeons and dragons or something I'm from in Florida. I'm from a town called clearwater but there's like a little littler talent included or called Dunedin and for some reason Dunedin became dungeon and so it's like welcome to the dungeon and the dungeon boys in the dungeon crew and it's all based. It's the dungeon crews. fucking crazy do like private school kids who had well. There's no there was no private school kids in my orbit. <hes> but the dungeon crew it's like it's like <hes> southern sort of red. NECCI no offence guys who like fish and let go to Dunedin Mburu unlike watch like metal bands any noodling no people fish for catfish with their arms. Now you'll billy hand. Fishing hillbillies lose medicine show. I think so. There's some wild youtube video. That's that's more hillbilly than the dench bureau. There's one I was actually following. A noodling influence flu answer was this woman who just like pulls out the fucking like ninety pound catfish yeah. She's like very much fits. The instagram like profile where she's like cute feud and whereas like you know pink Cammo and then she just like hops off the boat and it's just like putting her arms electric. I like Mary me <music> but real quick. I want to talk about so Bradley Cooper. We've talked before on this show about how there are certain people who for whatever reason season have like sexual urban legends about that like Elton. John got a stomach pump to Rod Stewart has done another one headed stomach had so much semen his stomach that he had to have it pumped but Richard Ear Richard Gere has one and we've always like kind of both talked about like their certain like there's some currency that they must have that. We don't quite know what it is but Bradley Cooper definitely has that because that's not the I like weird probably probably false sexual rumor that have heard about Bradley Cooper people are just like intrigued by the idea of Bradley Cooper having weird sex. You know what just let him live. If he wants to airdrop drop Dick. We'll do it as long as it's consensual you can Danny. I like the that maybe this is. The new seamen pumped from the stomach rumor that like you know actually heard heard about this person well harness book. Cooper Elton John Harness Ramsey Gordon Ramsay Harness folks Gordon Ramsay would be an amazing. We're calling this segment. Things different people say different aren't the most eloquent way to say that <hes> now. There's a thread <hes> couple of days ago on twitter where people say that the only actually actually. Let's show lower the phone. Let me find this. What do you call this. I would call those glazed donut holes. Okay yes you. You are correct your but I didn't realize so people in the comments on twitter. This is one of those <hes> amazing cultural artifacts that you're missing not being some people said the only proper answers. Munchkins Munchkins other people call them. Tim Bits Yeah and then as I get rid of more specific frame yeah the Cafe Dumont. You know what I mean right. <music> all over your shit eat. It and you look like you had either. Did it with budget cocaine or you have terrible danger actually. I I also want to ask you. What do you call <hes> Physi- liquid with lot of sugar in it. I say Soda But I know about pop soda the standard in clearwater. It's funny. A lot of people Florida is very much like this melting pot of America. Which is why I think the mayor likes to make fun of Florida but really they're just making fun of themselves. 'cause Florida's just like we're just America people. All these different states that have ended up in Florida so some of my friends had like you know kind of mid Westerner accents and their their MOMS did so that's how they talked talk even though they lived in Florida and they hop yeah they'd call to trash bin. They had those that's another one we were trying to think of other ones because sneakers tennis tennis shoes tennis tennis but yeah been and trash. Can I just like sort of like you saw this in you're like what else are we get wrong what else well no but. I also wanted to because I hadn't noticed that like I've lived in Columbia Missouri in the last ten years of lives in New York and then out here and I feel like there's becoming sort of a homogenization of like everybody. Kinda dresses like they're from Brooklyn Glen and everybody Kinda because the Internet is sort of flattening everything out or everybody knows the same means to happen in a vacuum right so like will will that get rid of things like those cultural differences where people some people say pop. Some people say coke. Some people say Soda like well. We'll everybody just starts saying soda like they should should. They WANNA universal language you want. This is why I watch love. Island is because it's watching British. People on their slang is so different said love island is like warmer is Audrey. Is it like the British Bake Great British bake off. I think they're I think they have like like different manners. I think different with each other they're times when like they're outraged by another man's behavior like in a way you see in like American reality and there's times when two managers like your brother brother and like I love you and they're like they hug each other and they're constantly touching and hugging each other men are in a beautiful way and I'm like once and then I watched the American love islands and the contestants were very much more like self-aware like it's Britain here. These lights are bright viewed weird and I'm like guys be like nations. I think that's the part of this country because like we export so much entertainment that like it it enters people's brains already like I'm always he's living. My life like I'm on a T._v.. Show as when I'm on one I'm going to really fucking turn it on because I have lost my humanity. Yeah Yeah agreed yeah but they have great slang playing on the collaborates. If you like different words for stuff than watch American men touch each other more. I think I would need more more touching more love. Love you more loving your brother's kiss. He didn't look me. I love you miles. Contact here adjust my other half for Japanese in terms of me for sleep and then I'll apologize to you my other half push between folks. We're GONNA take a quick break. We'll be right back my house. I got a lot of friends on the East East Coast who I keep in touch with the APP on one of the few of us from college on the West Coast and that reminds me of Maya from the new show four weddings and a funeral because she lives in New York well. There's three close college friends in London Man. Oh Hell Yeah Pam so catch all the drama in four weddings in a funeral anew Aram Calms series produced by Mindy Kaley now streaming only on Hulu and we're back old town road. We talked about it when it first started flying up the charts with the controversy over whether it was a rap song song or a country song whether it belonged on the country charts <hes> it has now been number one on the billboard hot one hundred for the week seventeen weeks in a row. Yes <hes> after overtaken. Mariah Carey's one sweet day voiced <unk> vile unbelievable and d'esposito veto the beaver. I'm sorry to hear the desk. POSSE DOE was like I know people liked. It and I know that it was like it was global. Realize it was like record breaking breaking well. Yeah I think that one proved that it's like Yo- this can be global and you can dominate the charts with it's global appeal and then Old Town road was like you WanNa see a meam blow the hey. I am and kids love it too. It's I don't know I'm really excited about this and I'm very it's nice to see <hes> GNAWS get his time. A little gnaws is excellent. Okay Nasty. Nas Escobar is not stress. The album was so bad most disappointed. I've ever I am right. FERAL garbage jammed out to that album. I didn't know what was good are bad on it. I listened to it like one hundred times but this is the one where the bullet goes backwards from somebody's body like back into the A gun. I don't know I think that was yeah. There was some till your bodyguards uchi wally versus better than Holly <music> this Ad Nauseam on there too and hate me now. That's a fantastic album anyway. We digress hard hard but back to because I think you know it's interesting with this hit. It kinda shows you how the Internet really can democratize an industry yeah no way because nozzle was just he was making aching memes before this yeah and then was like I really want to get this song pop in was this using social media to try and get it to catch on and now look at where he's at yeah. It's so catchy and understand why kids like it because they can understand the lyrics. I know what horses I know. What a road is. You know like they feel connected to it. I think the biggest crossover wait mom lean forget forget that it's a crossover between country and rap but it's also a crossover between like grown-ups music and Kids Music Pixar movie. Yeah it's like yeah. It's like it's like bringing enemies together right like ups and kids kids right yeah. Country and rabbits great yeah. It's good for the world. I'm just thinking man. I really loved one sweet day. I didn't realize that that was that much much of hip but that shows you how powerful like those army ballots could be in the nineties in that voice sound. We had like a ballot like that really well because we don't have right now. Do we have like a Whitney any order Maria where you're like. This person is almost like a freak show. Their voices Soto's Kinda like I mean I feel like she's a person who has a song like that. Yeah Gaga will do like more more poppy stuff right. Got Might be able to do it but we don't see her. Do it not a sonic one sweet day like maybe those notes on that like a live song. was that awful. The one sweet day is that butterfly I think that was on butterfly but I don't know and that was bringing to like like that was bringing boys to men at their height. Oh the boys bankrupt. Oh Yeah Yeah when you look at basically whatever everything else is that held over thirteen weeks it was desperately wants weekday were tied at sixteen weeks then uptown funk fourteen weeks. I got a feeling it was fourteen weeks by black guy peas <hes> we belong together. Mariah Carey Fourteen weeks shit handle in opened fourteen weeks the fucking Macarena. Oh Oh yeah them and I'll make love to you fourteen weeks and I will always love you Whitney Houston fourteen weeks Dan yeah so it's it really is those love ballads the quiet storm yeah. Did you guys have Joe Mama Johnson's quiet storm no that was that just me like Joe Mama Johnson's quiets radio yeah it was like I think it was Sunday Sunday night and it was like for Horny like tweens yes my friends and I was like t shirt and my panties like those cards and he would just talk so alone. He was so sexual and I didn't only looks like but I imagine he's like humans log. Show Mama Johnson like he sounded so hot which makes me think he has to because it's radio sounds so much better than what I had which was Delilah. Did you guys have really wholesome talking to people about their heartbreaking. You don't WanNa see Joe is not what I wanted to do. A horny tween now on the other side would call the cops. I need another truth Jolo. Oh looks like my grandpa passed. It looks like a broke down five suit on. Oh my God but hey I got horny for his voice and I will say it here recorded forever super. It was basis. This is like an all you lovers out there. You know and always playing like all the boys demands. All the horny songs really Lee is Horny as you can get make love to you as opposed to. It's hard to say goodbye to yesterday no a lot of times. It's all fucked jams and we listened to them. We were like. Twelve and write some of my friends were sexually active than in the dark turn of events because we hung out with Epstein and it's all you just live in Florida sometimes like if you Google Florida girls which I do all the time alerts. There's a lot of dark headline. Oh my God <hes> yeah Florida as a modifier Google searches never going to get the thing. I think you're looking yeah. I just it's funny when when bring Joma Johnson because there's a guy named named Theo on the radio on when he used to be ninety two point three the beat in L._A.. And he was like super smooth deals fucking dope. He's like he's black dude who gets it. He was was Asian man. I remember like Oh that's cool representation yeah. He was like that was that was the voice to in his pre internet so you you had to fucking go to like a radio event to see person couldn't just google that shit. How do people know stuff? I mean I know I my generation was like pre Internet but still I don't remember knowing anything I found out I saw his head shot at a dry cleaners in l._a.. And I was like what I'm like that can't be Theo but then it had the logo for Ninety two point three the beat Andrei deal. I blew your mind. Did that make you feel like I can do anything in my life. No Tiger Woods may feel like oh <music> Gulf glued club deer and I said my dad did it himself was AH groundbreaking thing for you tiger woods because it's like seeing yourself him ablaze mix too which is like that black and Asian for sure but now I feel really good because I see people like Naomi Osaka and like Rui who's playing for the wizards and look at us. Look at the black news coming up. I know it's funny. Being mixed races like my race is mixed race right when I need a mixed race person like you understand what we're the same range but that's that's the only people lander we have trouble fitting in yeah. We're different than we get over it through therapy and we're like we are who we are. Yeah yeah and I don't need someone else to approve my identity. Exactly you read some Marianne Williamson. Yeah I am sorry thank you great. Okay Atkeson little knows XS career I like. I don't think he's going to have a huge recording career like I don't think he's going to have a bunch of hit songs but I think he's going to have a career the air I just don't know what it's going to be people like Panini or now good I'd like I don't think the what is it an l._p.. Technically as a a whole is that great or EP rather at seven seven tracks. I like three seven okay so but I mean hey you're not he's. He's a star now hear nothing. It makes me think jeeze Cardi B. is kind of like incredible because that was where she had that song that everyone was talking about and then she then released an album and it was like this Asong this good yeah. I have a feeling like he could just be a brand consultant right wondering that's what seems like his real. <hes> genius is in identifying a trend or creating a trend being like through my music right. I think this'll fucking get crack would be like tangy without the music or mental illness Maga- shit right or make well that that's the mental illness <hes> yeah it'll be interesting a I think this kid's going places guests. That's where do you predict ten years set at timers set a reminder current years. He'll be twenty six. Oh my God oh no. I actually don't know hey I think he's still a teenager. Though Oh my God Oh my God twenty twenty in April he was born on April ninth nineteen. I gotta get started doing stuff. She's just one thing in Kansas. You may have missed out on twitter but if we're trying to get on this old town roadway the old town road thing yeah so yeah in ten years thirty you gotta start some sort of old town degree. Just damn man and I gotTa Start Something Hotel Room. I feel like that's that's a pitch like an uncle would give one of those things yeah. My Kid's in their first year of business school like those is like we need is like an old town roads type idea happens in this town anytime a show does well the big little girls. What about like Nevada guys? I'd watch that would about to come around because people just. Let's do nothing the U._k.. Show is taking place in Vegas and we'll be kind of to that. That could be cool Vegas show every down for where it's about like struggling e._d._m.. deejays in in in fucking Las Vegas if you've seen the U._K.. Version it's about garage music and pirate radio but they're just trying to find like the analog is in Vegas with like not club dancing shit. I would watch that once. I think the scoreboard for the fast food wars is up and I mean that in the form of the market force information's annual survey of quick service restaurants fast food restaurants where they basically talked to. I think something like eight thousand customers and get like a loyalty index based on like how friendly they think the staff is how quick the food is equality the food the cleanliness etc etc and they use that to basically say like okay like what's their score on here and they break it down into very into the genre if you will a fast food and above all else the one thing that they did determine chick-fil-a is probably the most popular fast food restaurant in America. The chicken is good. I can't live on good the fucking their beliefs fucking terrible but sings good now when you look at in the chicken vertical is it's chick-fil-a seventy nine percent of their like their loyalty index court right underneath that raising cane's now I I for one. I WANNA stay at it. I haven't had it yeah. I know they have one in Ontario right. It's so good and you never have to go to Vegas. If you're in Vegas right now they have all over Vegas. They haven't been parts of L._A.. Do them in Orange County any but we don't have an L. A. L. A. Weird. I don't know why but they're lemonade is delicious. You get a little bit of cream cook fries in Texas toast kind of thing little garlic bread Casaus delicious and these Oh my God we got engineer Dan Putting in in the booth right now and the thing is he's not not eaten honey mustard. I wouldn't have seen coming yeah. It's very very good so I'm like you know what I wanNA. I WANNA start a movement. Let's get raising in canes to be Chick-fil-a and look. I don't know of raising cane's has problematic business owners if they do let me know <hes> and I will eat it in secret then Zach spy's at sixty percent sent Alex X._p.'s El Pollo Loco Popeye's k._F._C. and churches at the very bottom. I wish poile competitor was on there. Have you know now oh man they haven't around L._A.. Who have seen it? Yeah Okay Yeah. I ate a whole fucking chicken once I was. I wasn't even high strength strength the seasoning wow <hes> I like to fuck with Costco chickens like that those <hes> rotisserie wants for four dollars. Oh yeah yeah this huge chicken. They put something in there. That's pretty gross yeah. It's called M._S._G.. Yeah let's not gross flavor. There was a whole M._s._G.'s fine right five racists Murugan Chinese food and stuff like that you know what I bathe in it every day. Now moving onto burgers number one with a bullet in and <music> out seventy nine percent seventy percent then five guys clovers I haven't had cold vers- whataburger still haven't had that Smash Burger have had Red Robin etc etc at the very bottom bill McDonald's which shows you. I think you know like people used to be like Oh. I love McDonald's or whatever nobody ever said. I Love McDonald's Berg I did. I did in nineteen ninety-three. How old were you then nine yeah yeah? I guess what I don't understand exactly toy oy most. Does I got a remember. They're doing a collaboration. A looney tunes with Warner brothers and I had like I think it was <hes> daffy. Duck has Batman Dan. I forget anyway. I used to keep all my toys not cool that shake shack not on here well that's. I don't think that technically counts as like by definition they might have a hero uh-huh. If you have a drive through Oh I think that's essentially what it all boils down so that'll be bad to be anyone. That's trailing dairy. Queen Burger rupaul dairy Queen makes a pretty good burger yeah. I just don't have a number of that. I always get the peanut buster parfait yeah right. I'm dairy queen for the dairy. Yeah yeah no no they. They had one when I was growing up in my food court at the mall and it's a pretty solid burger at all yeah you just don't think of it yeah 'cause you're like this is wild. Wow that dairy queen beat Burger King. You know what I'm hey building. Yeah Yeah. Burger King's how they got. It's funny 'cause you're starting to see all the traditional ones be overtaken by the people who are like we do it like we give a fuck yeah. We know that flavors important so how about this because at the bottom it's McDonald's Burger King Carl's Wendy's Jack in the box. I honestly don't think about those those traditional fast food places whenever I've eaten number and don't get me wrong like the idea of a cheese whopper is sounds like great in a disgusting gross way like to hurt myself <hes> but I never really think of the taste yeah. I know you mean. I don't think like Oh man what a great quality meat. When I buy into it like Burger yeah do that within and out I used to work at in and out and you get a <hes>? Do you get up to a double double every time you work doc for free and has many phrases you but I remember all the workers after awhile you you get so used to eating the burgers. You'll just have him plane and the meat is so good food so good yeah. You'll just have to burgers to cheese plane and it's just what's your order order. I do a three by three animal mall add ketchup. <hes> both kinds of onions okay yeah. What about you Kenny Man <hes>? I haven't been enough to have a go toward what do you think coming from all coming not growing up here. Yeah I mean it's great it really like also is I've done this show a couple of times. It's never been on overrated list. You know what I'm saying. It's really good. It's not a religion. I think that's weird yeah. Yeah it's but it is it's really really good. It's good quality meat for the price point two for the price point South West Springfield. Do you have lines choice. No Saint Louis It's good for what is it. It's like it's like late Arby's yeah. It's like it's incredible fucking Ir Prime Rib Roast be it's not your Saint Louis Xiv gang. Please find me out. It affects me align stores real quick and now okay. Let's move onto Sandwiches Jersey. Mike's Number one firehouse subs while Wa Jimmy Johns Panara Nara Arby's and subway at the bottom. I'm starting yellow subway. Come on now. Come away that tree subway like that. It's disgusting. It's really I'm disgusting. That's true yeah. They found the same material that yoga mats are made out of in the bread no yeah that's a real. They put it in the Yoga Benji <music> subway. That's not even kind of thing. That's a real thing my my friend Scott Large told me one time I used to eat subway kinda regularly any said. Would you ever grab Bob Mead off of the sandwich and just like chew on the me like you know like loosening. Would you describe that Turkey and be like Oh Turkey and I thought of that and he forever forever killed subway from it yeah. I was like I would never think of say that's what you guys. That's got a tune-up. That'd be great yeah. I love it. Someone someone I forget. One of the gang people tweeted at me. They're like Yo Confessions of a subway. You'll die simplisafe's great and I was like fucking destructible destructible comparable for you. It's all manny's I think is like fifteen hundred calories or something. It's it's by far the most unhealthy I mean that is a hilarious sentence like oh you wouldn't I need to meet you gotTa. Try to the tune of though is just good. I don't know I'm discussing the yeah also It's also like it's a whole thing. It's the way you order like. It's like a touchscreen computer. Build it yourself. Oh Shit at the computer and you've never had it now really a lot of people from affiliate Jersey who let your freak out like when I was living in New York City there was people that were from those places that would take a day trip to Wa wa they would take a train in New Jersey to go. We'll get wow wow wow okay <hes>. Let's move onto Mexican and I didn't think okay. I don't even know why they even bothered. This should be in quotes. The most southwest never had that El Pollo Loco del Taco one TACO bell again. Why am I always capable for the worst ones and also Taco bell's not fair should not be in a category? I do recall Mexican. It should be called just trash food that happens to be in a Tortilla yeah. I'm repurpose diarrhea would number one CIPOLLA I mean I guess it's but they don't. They don't have a drive through yeah. I don't. I don't know yeah I promise on all right here yeah under ten dollar price point or social that AAA used to be really really really great <hes> but it's just getting worse I think or do you remember when the Burrito which is so stuffed. You had to be like stop. It's yeah yeah yeah and now it's just it's a big fat downplay. Yeah I love del Taco. I lived in. I mean ride or die forever till I die exhausts me at home and I used to work at a del Taco when I could be in a pasture del Taco system manager for fifteen months as a rough time. You got head right after quitting y'all work at DEL TACO uncle of mine. I was a screen printer would I I sat when I got that head. That was rough. It was a rough couple of years after I quit being a pastor. 'cause I just always liked to I would I'd like to have money so I remember at one point. I was working for a year. I worked fulltime at a gas station and I worked a full-time at a liquor store and I worked graveyard shift for three nights at a gas station at the same time just because I like to have like money but <hes> I've you know I've just changed. I found the restaurant industry but <HES> DEL TACO. Does everything like fresh cooked beans every morning they have. I mean my my delta. We had a Mexican woman coming at five in the morning and she would start start the the beans and Shit Oh she she was taking it. They were taking it seriously like del Taco. Everything you have. There is pretty fresh. The chickens like regular chicken in the grill it in the morning really yeah I mean it's not like Taco Bell where they add water French like right now. TACO is very fresh and if you ever get an opportunity to go to the DEL Taco in Barstool that's the original one. It's the best del Taco stop at that del Taco GEICO. It's different the original owner. It's the only one he still owns. I think he's dead now but everything's about twenty or thirty cents more but it's stuffed full of cheese and beans and fresh fresh Dan and make sure you go to that makes me go to bar Sto underway to Vegas. I'm telling fifteen. If you ever stop at the everybody who loves del Taco knows that original original one is awesome the trae it's like a restaurant they bring everything's a little bit more but everything stopped impact and it feels like you're at home damn so yeah I love del Taco. Oh thank you. That's my number one if you guys are. I don't think they have a lot of states either so very west coast. 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It's fives it yeah if you've never had it just never appealed to me when I saw them like it just has his vibe with Mike. That's not really the kind of pizza I like. It's not good I mean. I don't think it's cool kind of if you have to eat something but do do do you guys remember little caesars Pizza Pizza and came to yeah man. That was a time in the paper. Do you remember how the paper rip that off. That was a real pizza back that something something happened. I would love to see a history of little caesars where they decided to go with the five dollar thing <hes> true crime podcast what the fuck happened to Little Caesar. I think we should it used to be real pizza then. They switched to the five dollar model but you know what happened the nineties man it was all about as much as you can get for as little as possible right it. I was angry your PA yeah every every Promo was like good a fifth pizza for the price of to write like Whoa Shit Yeah Yeah and now I don't even think it doesn't it looks like pizza but it doesn't don't get me wrong. I have to take a little Caesar the dome once a year <hes> but <hes> I don't think of it as that crazy yeah I know I I just don't like sauce some extra back. Let's get quick break miles. Our next sponsor is nation builder nation. What is is that what is it I don't have in what is it from my disease to say look? Nation builder is basically basically software that can help people mobilize communities. If you've ever used like worked on a campaign or any kind of activism nonprofits it helps to sort of coordinate your website database communications fundraising tools. It's all in one place so you can get your movement your operation running very smoothly so whether you're an advocate for 'cause you're supporting supporting a campaign you run nonprofits or you just got an office. 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Fam- and it says Parents Chris and Sarah Ingham had a child and now they've decided to design a life like baby doll modeled after their newborn jas at two weeks old old that their followers can buy and take care of for only three hundred forty dollars as I make everyone feel well. I mean it's a it's. It's too good of a deal to pass up only three hundred and forty dollars yes. It's you can go to a person who makes these reborn babies. A._B._C.'s Rican pick up a quote soft bodied version of their child. Oh soft bodied is such an unsettling descriptors. Yeah it's still worried about is good and stuff. It's really freaky available baby. This is a very this'll be an influential baby. This what this is kind of like you know uh-huh playing out this sort of thing of like people who like millennials in this sort of social media age of influencers where like you become the commodity and you become the the product so you have commodified over nearly every fucking dimension of your life like to your fucking. I mean not that the bathwater is like a thing that you have to do but it's just the logic path that you're gonNA follow like Oh okay well. How much of myself can I give or sell or cut off and and people will buy and what's I mean? Is it more troubling that they're selling the baby or that. There's definitely a market it for the baby if we don't know if there's a market but if there is a market then it's the saddest market in the world because it's people who've lost their baby. It's like you know you could just have a baby right. Have your own but the people who would buy them can't have that baby. I guess that's that would be. That's what I'm saying. It feels very very like predatory yeah when it's just weird to like again like now you everything's a product. Oh now my two week old is a product and how how did they get that made. I don't even know 'cause a lot of other things when I'm thinking about like other kind of dolls that one would make or whatever you're using like you're dipping the thing in wax Aksa casting a mold and so. How did we cash this little baby? That's a question you put it under anesthesia and then we wrap it and then we have the mold and I have no. It's also like okay so the the draw here is that the baby looks like another baby but so does every other baby. It's two weeks babies eighty newborn format mice how many of those people have the Ingham family one point two million subs welcome to the this is what they're paid subscription. Welcome to the F._M.. We're the family from the U._K.. We Are Chris Dad. Sarah Mom Isabelle aged thirteen as me age nine eight nine Isla eight seven and our new baby boy Jas ace who was born in March this year we've log our daily lives Blah Blah Blah Blah. That's what they're yeah and I mean like this is a good thing. That's always been around people love to live vicariously through a lot of these like influence sir families and things like that look. I just hope everyone can look if you've got to buy a baby. Please don't bring it on public. I I've seen a lot the photos of people who are getting freaked out by baby dolls and there was that one that was like in New York that was like one of these real life babies at the cop style was a dead Chor Chee and they're oh fuck. I think that's IT and they're like it's a doll that just looks super real fucked up. I think they're gonNa what are they going to sell ten. Let's run they either next video. I think they'll hit one hundred really you think about the one point two million subscribers. I guess as a percentage would what percentage percentage of those one point two million. Do you think are hard core enough one percent half of fifty percent half point five percent okay then what is that. What's the numbers on that? Let's do the wait a minute. He grabbed his phone. Yeah Oh man three hundred I would like to write a list of things that you could do with three hundred and forty dollars. That aren't buying a baby doe yeah. You know what I'm saying. That's like a plane ticket. You could go on a trip for that to the Mid West yeah or if you're in the U._K.. Our in Europe six six thousand yeah all right damn but if a damn if you have that kind of studies if you're like if you're like a rich seen Mr Kid with just unlimited funds. That's totally like an ironic purchase. Look I got the F._M.'s baby doll right you just like let's just do cocoa as well had fuck all right. That's GonNa do it for this. 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"Today answers matter more than ever before. That's why IBM is helping. Businesses manage customer questions with Watson Assistant It's conversational AI designed to work for any industry. Let's put smart to work visit. IBM Dot Com Slash Watson assistant sedan with on Seventeen ESPN presented by progressive insurance. Guests appear via the shell. Pennzoil performance line Clinton Yates hanging out with us today as he does every Thursday at this time. Here's what you. Here's what you need to know. Vince Carter has officially called it a career Clinton. Twenty three seasons. He's forty three years old. I look at Vince Carter's career and I marvel at it eight time all star, and then Kinda like Grant Hill, except you didn't have the injury issues that grant hill had the latter. I don't know eight nine ten years of his career became a pretty good and important role player on some pretty good teams. But. Come on here for Vince Carter Dunk in the history of the NBA bad for sure I mean I, don't I don't want people to think that that's shortchanging his career I want people to understand that he reinvented and sort of reclaimed how powerful the dunk could be just as a star unit and a data point in what people like in the NBA deal sleep on Vince. Carter bringing the dunk actually back as something people cared about. bubba Wallace made an appearance on I. Take yesterday, just discussing kind of his feelings about the matter. Look, I've been very vocal about. This World we live in where all of a sudden everyone wants to feel either vindicated in some way, shape or form. Or wants to assign blame to victims like that stuff is never sits well with me. but I feel like Bubba. Overall Clinton could not have handled all of this better than he has my friend Daniel. Who Works in Sports? He says to me straight up to sportsman of the year. Questions asked. That's where he's at this point. He's carrying the water for a cause that a Lotta. People could not do that. A lot of people would not do and right now. I'm just going to say that as a black American. Vermont, a sports fan, never mind and ask our fan. I'm behind the students. Say everything you gotta say because what? What now what he's doing, nobody else never done and last one for you will stick another one in at the top of ESPN's headlines, jets defensive coordinator Greg. Williams says he has Jamal Adams is back as safety seeks a new deal. This is been very vocal. It reminds me a lot of what we saw with with Jalen Ramsey with the Jacksonville. Jaguars, and he's now much happier with the ramseys. Not even pushing the rams were new deal. He's like it'll get done. jags fans still not probably not happy about that hearing him say it that way, but Jamal Adams I'm not surprised. You're Clinton now I've got a little Adam Gates. Experience in my Life Adam base. There is not a coach who is less deserving personnel. Of Personnel Control Than Adam Gates. He's had one one winning season, okay? Yeah I mean listen what Peyton manning like them as coordinator. This is the reason we constantly give him jobs where he can control personnel feel stupid to me like a Jamal Adams if the jets are smart, he's got two years left on his deal. Do what you do. What the JAGS Jalen Ramsey deal? You're going to get a king's ransom for someone like that. That's true, and also when it comes trusting coaches in individuals around the NFL. Let me tell you something. With two GS at the end. Williams is not one of those people so. For now, that is an excellent point all right? That's what you need to know and let's move on with Clinton, Yates. WHO's joining us here for a second segment? As he does every week, real quick to wrap up the baseball conversation. We were having before we move onto the NBA in the NFL. The numbers. How curious are you about? The numbers like for example if someone hits four hundred this year. Are you recognising it? I'm recognizing it but. I mean okay, so at some point, we have to discuss better than we think. This is going to happen and like for me if this whole season happens to the point that we get any sort of statistical marker like that that we want to cherish and recognize I think that as a collective group of baseball fans, we can recognize that whatever happens in two thousand. Twenty is just kind of what happened in twenty twenty on it. In. Place. Are you equating it to like Vegas whatever happens in Vegas I? Mean there's some degree. Yeah, because it's like this whole situation was so jacked up from the beginning, and Lord knows where we're going to be at the end of it. That's the other thing is that we just don't know what this is going to end like and so depending on how we get through this I think for the most part we're all going to say. Oh, yeah, remember that year. That's your that stuff happened. We're not gonNA. Throw it in with all the other. Things won't mention it if it's that much of. Of A big deal if somebody hit sixty homers. Yeah, obviously, that's going to be some sort of a crazy record. That's not gonNA happen so I think he's just one of those things where we all have a collective head about what really makes sense and what doesn't. It's just a matter of seeing how it goes. Oh, I haven't I. Haven't asked Greg about this but I know he is a traditionalist heart, don't I? Would imagine he is not happy about. We would be recognizing a four hundred hundred. What say you, Bergman? I don't mind that that's. How you have been very impressive. Mess up the. Domus de Crafts. Exactly, we'll keep it going. Wow Bergman is so. Let's do this hand. Let's yeah exactly I Clinton. What is the number that the home run leader will have this season if you had to guess oh? This is a great question George. Man Okay. The number Dang the question is Zizi Games sixty games the number. That's going to win, yeah! the number that is going to win is thirty. Somebody's GONNA, get out! Your ear. Moving thirty, maybe twenty five, but I won't be surprised if somebody, it's thirty. Okay to think about this. If you're okay, the problem with this is not the it's not the homers. It's the games played in like I damn thirty might be high yes. He's pretty. Not is hiding me as you think because look. These guys are going to be trying to get as many ABC's they can. You're not going to be talking about dudes that are going to be coming out in seventh innings, guys. They're going to be platooning random games. If some Guy Guitar, he's swinging the bat well. Could Happen I don't know Twenty Five I. Think Twenty five is going to win it. What do you think Bergman? I think that's really really high and I'm trying to find the exact status of what cody bellinger did in his sixty games because it was not, it was somewhere around like twelve in he was sued. Oh. Yeah. That's a mentioned. That has nothing to do with what we're talking about this season. As far as patriots coming back, do hit. It was going to be ahead. You know I I really think so and I think there's going to see a lot a whole lot of advantage of on that for sure like yeah I think it's spring training center the way it is absolutely. I'm thinking more so somewhere around like eighteen. Okay? That's fair I. Mean, but I mean look eighteen is probably what? I don't know a good power hitter could hit if they. Get Hot I mean I'm just saying I could see getting his highs. Twenty five shock me is probably a run away from them. I'm GonNa go with just like. I would say twenty could lead the League twenty. Yeah because here's a stat, Fori the only player that's ever hit twenty home runs. Actually, this is This is an old stat. It's I thought it was just home runs, but apparently it's still good stat, the only player who's ever twenty home runs and swiped twenty bases in sixty games. Eric Davis in one thousand nine hundred ad, Mommy so. But, here's what I'm saying. How many people do you think would hit if somebody okay twenty five one? How many people do you think would hit twenty? Five percent. I think that's what I'm saying I think. There's going to be a fair amount of guys who hit a lot of bombs. That's one thing that's going to be pretty exciting in the season. Poke going to take people out, and it's not going to spring training where you hit a game. Then you go to the golf course now. Here's a here's another stab. There've been five. There have been five twenty home run hitters in the season's first sixty games, and they're not fluky types. It's Christian Yelich. It's your boy cody bellinger. Bergman it's it's judge. It's Alonzo and trump oh! So, twenties, a pretty good number, I feel like. The only thing about this though is the question is are the guys who can hit twenty, even going to play. That's. GonNa. Play Games to your. To your point due to hit, twenty and sixty are not non guys. He's the kind of guys that might look at the season and say you know what actually I'm good. You don't need to play because you know that's what I can do so that's the only real thing, top talent and sixty in the easily twenty. My opinion is sixty games. Yeah, next we've got the NFL is cancelling the hall of fame. Game Clinton is there. Is that something nothing or everything? I think it's kind of everything to be quite honest. Because the hall of fame game is a game that sort of your gateway to the season. You know so I if you can't get that game off, that's kind of a minor league. Sort of ballpark set up. I. Don't know how you plan on facilitating something in which multiple teams are moving across the country multiple times a week. You know That's a one game situation that happens in Canton Ohio of all places and I. You know I don't know about any outbreaks there i. don't know how you GonNa do things in more populated places. I don't want to be a downer, but you know that's a safe move I really hope that. That they find a way to play some other Games 'cause that thought that was going to be a good litmus test, but if that's too risky, I don't understand how you can even have training camp now. It has been canceled twice twenty eleven due to the strike, and in twenty sixteen, because remember they had that issue with the turf that one do they actually were ready to play? And then they decided to cancel it. So it has been canceled twice, so I'm going to say something. I'm not going everything and I'm definitely not going nothing I think it's something I think there is a chance the NFL could find themselves a bit of a pickle. If they don't start the season on time I could see that being a possibility I could also see the NFL season starting, and then having to be concluded at a later date and a later time much like the NBA in the NHL I. Agree with that, but here's what I'll say about the NFL. This is relatively smart. Smart because the hall of fame game is not a priority career. What I'm saying like you don't need this to be something that you focus on so ultimately. I'm not the reason why I say everything because it shows me that they are focused on what they're doing. which is getting a regular season off? This means dunk off the entire preseason, right? That'll be a little bit more interesting, but I do give them credit. Nobody needs a hall of Fame Game Get rid of this and focus on Matt. Let's be real. We could preseason to at this. Point. Is that if they're moving towards a situation where they're just saying? Hey, we're shutting this thing down one by one. We could make sure we get the regular season off. Okay, that makes sense to me. Dried What do you make the story in the Athletic Sam Amick of the athletic reporting that a couple of he spoke to. He says still the overwhelming majority are are. They, feel confident in Adam silver, and that he's done is due diligence and the health experts that they've communicated with, but there are a couple guys who came out and flatly said. I know why we're doing it. You know, but I'm not feeling necessarily very comfortable comfortable about it. I'm not feeling great about it. What does that make? What is the bubble and the stuff in Florida, that's happening. How is that made? You feel here recently? If I could be very personal about it made me feel like I. Don't know that I would want to be there personally in the scenario where or I might have wanted to. Quite honestly, right? That's where we are with that, and so I can understand someone to cover it. Yeah, and just saying if someone to cover and I, know that sound selfish, but the reason why I'm putting it. That way is that I'm not the one on the court. You know what I'm saying. Even just being there for me, would give me pause on. On my own personal health, so if I was a player in the NBA who had to be interacting with a lot of other people or coach or referee or anything like that in the Front Office of any team that wanted to send somebody I would be worried you know, and that's just based on general knowledge about the world. So you know I look. I don't WanNa get too far down. The Debbie Downer wrote on that because I start theorizing about everything that could go wrong. That's all we're going to talk about. But these concerns are real, and at the very least it's good that the NBA is communicating that they are scared when they are. You don't need to have people hiding in the dark about. About what they actually feel regarding the season and they're doing this the right way I mean there's no other way to do this than the be transparent about what everybody wants to do or not do because otherwise you got angry players, and that's just weird, and that's not why anybody's there, and it's not that important overall when it comes to public health. The interesting part about all this is that the health officials have all agreed that. This is the best case scenario. Of all the sports and their plans that the NBA's is the model any again. Nothing is full proof, but that kind of speaks volumes to the plans for the other organizations and other leagues when the NBA which will have some potential holes in it. Is the model. That's kind of where we're at with this thing. Yeah, and it's tough to because as much as we talk about how the NBA has so much leverage as a player group because there so few of them and you know they're more progressive at the same time that means it's way riskier to start losing guys. The product falls down on a competition level much faster. We've already seen what's happened with job. I mean joker and excuse me joke, you know and interacting with NBA players who now can't play and you're just like Yo. This is not the time. Time, to be taking these kind of risk, the NBA has the highest level of drop off by losing the smallest amount of players. If it happened, so I'm just rooting for the health of most of the guys more than anything. We'll see what turns out, but it could be fun, but it's also going to be very worrisome. Now you you and I- Clinton next week will be doing some work together on on video and TV will be hosting now or never, which is the late night? Show on ESPN two. We will be doing it while social distancing each, yes. And I know there'll be some clips online, so if people want to check that out, you can follow. Obviously you follow. Clinton Clinton Yates. You can follow me at Sodano and the show now or never. ESPN I believe is their handle on both instagram. And don't try to show me up. George show wearing. A jacket or anything with a collar on either okay. This is a late night show. We don't need you. Bring it out your best gear trying to look fly, so give me in my closet here. Closet Studio. See I was. I was expecting to go a little Hugh Hefner on you. Like a suit robe what I'm saying? I don't mind the robe. Smoking jacket is acceptable. That actually is pretty fine now that I think about it, but this is a casual scenario for me. We casino enriched their. Greg guys by the way. They are are great. Guys, man, always a pleasure. Thank you for hanging out with us. As you always do. Thanks again for your time. Stay healthy. Stay safe, and I will talk to you absolutely. Sir, how you? There Clinton Yates. Make sure you follow him on twitter at Clinton I coming up next. The NFL. ESPN and pro football focus have ranked. Every single roster from worst. To first we're going to tell you where the rams the raiders and the chargers and your team lie. That's coming up next stick around. We're back in two minutes. Sit Down with the end seven ten. ESPN presented by progressive. Insurance progressive they're making things easier to help you. Bundle your home and car insurance together, so you can save on both learn more at progresive dot, com, or call one eight, hundred progressive. Oh man again to clinch joining us. Our Buddy Dave McMenamin is gonNA stop by at eleven forty, so Dave Roberts is gonNA. Join US on Friday right Bergman. Yeah, we're just working time. Okay cool I don't have the time yet. The manager of your Los Angeles dodgers dodger week here on the show for US Kenley yesterday Dave Roberts, on Friday. So make sure you stick around I. Don't we don't have time yet. Is Bergman said, but we will have. It looks like we'll skip on. In. On Friday and then tomorrow. We'll have my buddy arise gold de. Who is longtime BA reporter? She's going to hang out with us for a little bit. We'll talk to rise. Who Else is on the show tomorrow Bergman and I'm missing Ben Lyons as always doing Mo- movies are. At right, Ben, lines and Dave Roberts and Roz and yeah, that's right, so we'll have some fun. Tomorrow is Friday I forgot what? Days every Tuesday, we've already. Figured this out. Yeah, every day is really really really weird I. Pro Football Focus did their. Rankings of all thirty two rosters now they ranked the roster's here Bergman. This isn't necessarily based on where they think they'll finish, but based on talent, their biggest strength, their biggest weakness, so let's go through this quickly. I'M GONNA. Just let's just roll through all of them, and then we can kind of highlight where the rams raiders and chargers are. Number, one they have the Baltimore Ravens too high too low or just right just right. I'M GONNA say. Just right as well I think that Lamar Jackson is going to continue to grow I think that defensively. They're amazing. They added Callejas Campbell. They've got a great running game I. think that they're poised to be the team to be potentially this easy, even though I think Patrick Mahomes is still the best quarterback I just think. The chiefs defense has some holes in it next the New Orleans saints high to lower just right. I think they're probably just a touch too high, and maybe that has to do. With drew brees in the locker room, but for the just for paper wise I do think that the chiefs are better so maybe just a touch too high I'm going to go to high as well and I think it's because not just because of drew brees in the locker room. I think is just drew. brees is getting old, and we've seen glimpses over the last two seasons where he has some moments stretches of the season. Season where he's not drew brees anymore so I do think that even though he's got a ton of weapons to work with. I don't think that too is what they're worthy up number three the San Francisco, forty niners, which by the way I have another story about the niner's coming up later in the show. We'll do that in the next segment, the niners at number three too high to low, just right again too high I still think the chiefs have a better roster than both these teams so too high. I would say slightly too high, but generally three is just right, right? We're crowning. The chiefs part of this I am going to yeah, but. But I would say three is just right to me. As far as where they're at I think they're only going to get better. Kyle Shanahan is one of the best coaches in the league. Their defense is just ridiculous so number four. The Kansas City chiefs to high to lower just right. Right So. We agree we'll move the Tampa. Bay buccaneers it five too high to low. Just right, I think it's too I. Think it's too high. They don't have that very a great. All that great of a defense and Tom Brady is much much older than he was. I know. He has rob Gronkowski with them now, but that doesn't all just volt you into the top five. Defense has some holes in it. Although I like their defensive coordinator Todd Bowles is tremendous, so I think that they'll be better because they have better quarterback play and they weren't turning it all over. I would say slightly too high, but again I think they're going to be there. In the end I think going to be one of the teams in the mix potentially. Potentially even in the final four in the conference championship number six, The Dallas cowboys to hide to lower just right now. That's too high. I can never put the way that they've come out onto the field. They always have good players going to have Sean Lee. He's hurt every single year and that's it. He really forces what happens on that defense and do. Yeah and Vandereycken. Also was hurt last year to on their defense, they lost Byron Jones who is their best corner yeah I mean. Look I just think it's way too high for the Dallas cowboys at number six, so I'm with you number seven. The buffalo bills too high to low. Just right I'M GONNA start here this is way too high. Okay, I like Josh Allen as a prospect I've come around on him I wasn't the biggest Josh Allen Guy because he's completion. Percentage is low, but he does other things like particularly. He's very athletic, right? He runs around. Their defense is very good. They've got a defensive minded coach. The ad it's defined digs, but I still think seven is way too high. I see I'm going to go the opposite way I think he's actually just right. I think this is exact at number seven. This is about where they should be. Adding Stefan digs is great for Josh Allen. They have a very good defense and now with the Patriots, really falling off, they are going to win that NFC east. AFC East most likely. I think this is about right for them. Yeah I think the. Seventh team in the NFL next Tennessee titans number eight to high to low just right, let's go quicker. TO LOW TO I. Yeah to high I've seen the Ryan Tannehill experiment. You don't get back to back great years. That's generally not the case way too high number nine the Philadelphia Eagles too high to low just right probably just about right. See. I would say too low I think Carson Wentz. A year removed from the injury. They've got a great defense still and they've added some weapons I think for him. I'M GONNA. Go to low on the Philadelphia Eagles number ten. The Pittsburgh steelers too high to low just right. Too Low too low. But Yeah I think there's a little bit better than what is what they're saying here. Okay. I'M GONNA. Say Just Right I. think that Ben if he's healthy will have a big bounce back. Year I look Mingka Fitzpatrick proved. He's one of the best players in the league defensively last year. I liked them a lot. I would say just right number eleven. The Cleveland browns too high to just right too high. To high as well I'm just not a believer in Baker Mayfield. I know that they've got a better coach. A more offensive minded coach that could get some stuff out of them, but I still think the locker room is too volatile and I think their defense while they can rush the passer. I still have worries about them. Particularly against great offensive teams right, I still think their defense is missing like one or two elite level players, and ultimately I don't trust me feel yet. Green Bay packers too high to low. Twelve I think the number twelve is just right for them I, agree I think that they were thirteen and three last year, but they're going to have a little bit of a drop off. People are going to blame Aaron Rodgers. It's not that it's just. They have big weaknesses. They're still counting on guys at linebacker that I don't feel comfortable with and particularly in the secondary, too. They have some issues so I'm going to say a little bit of a drop off. Just right number thirteen. The Indianapolis Colts high to low right again. Just right I Philip rivers going in there. I'm not sure what he's going to bring to them so I. Think they're right about where this should be. Yep, I would agree. Their offensive line is Great Philip. Rivers has less weapons to work with a worst defense denver. broncos number fourteen too high to low just right. To Low, sorry too high to high I, would agree with high I like their quarterback. I think the I think. The kid locked drew lock can play I think I still think he's a little bit of a work in progress next. We've got number fifteen. The Seattle seahawks too high to low just right to low, they should be higher way higher I. Agree With You Russell Wilson to. To me is one of the top five quarterbacks in the league. When you have a top five quarterback, you're better than the fifteenth best. Team in the League number sixteen. The Los Angeles chargers high to low. Just right. You're going to be shocked. I think they're too low there. They have a very very strong roster I. Just don't think they're gonNA end up being all that great. I agree with you I. Think there are a little too low at sixteen. They're in the upper half of the league. This puts them in the lower half show I agree with you and I. think that they're tyrod Taylor is going to be a good game manager for them. They're going to be in the playoff mix so too low number seventeen. The Minnesota Vikings too high too low right again too low. This is a team that has a very very good defense, and their offense has very dynamic. Even they lost. EFAN digs too low. Yeah I'm not a big kirk cousins guy, but I would also say a little too low at seventeen. I think they're closer to that. Middle of the pack like upper half. Then number seventeen, so I'm with you on that new. England patriots eighteen too high to low just right. That is too high. That's too much with Stidham as your quarterback and having. Get, what you with Bill Belichick, but otherwise it's just too high. Yeah, I'm with you. Belichick is great, but they're going to be like a six and ten team. That's way too high number nineteen Detroit lions too high to low. Probably just about right, but they're going to end up at the bottom of the league. Yeah I would agree. We move onto number twenty. The Atlanta Falcons too high to low right. Matt Ryan is a really good quarterback so using your way of doing this. They're probably too low. I would say slightly too low I would agree with that. I think that Ryan has a bounceback year their defense, though man, their corners give up a lot of yardage. I think that that's a big issue for them. They did add Dante follow junior formerly, the Rams I think that'll help a little bit, but a little low number twenty one. Chicago bears too high to low just right. To Low no Mitch Trubisky. You're putting in Nick. Foles I think it's GONNA be a better fit for them so to low. I'm GonNa say just about right like I think. The Nick foles thing I think he's got. This eagles magic, but that's outside of that and I. Know Nagy coached them there in Philadelphia so maybe they'll be better than they were last year but i. don't think that much better there about an eighteen to me. Number twenty two the Los Angeles Rams too high to low just right since we're going by just by paper there too low, but there in the right spot for them of what they are probably going to end up this see I would disagree with you I think. Think. They are too low, but I think they're going to be a surprise team this year I've got them about ten wins. I believe in Sean. mcvay I believe in their new offense coordinator. I believe that they're going to create some havoc on defense, even though they don't have the skill guys at the linebacker position that they've had in the past, I think this defense will be even more aggressive than they were last year and I. Just Think Sean from an XS and Os. Standpoint is excellent so I'm GonNa? Go to low number twenty three the Texans to just right. There too low. There should be a little bit higher just because of how great to Shawn Watson as they did lose. Some pretty big pieces there. I would agree but I. still don't think they're going to be a good team I don't trust the fact that they lost the under Hopkins and I I know in a crappy division, so they might have a better record than we think. I don't think they're that good I. Don't think they're that good. I don't think they're that good. Sorry number. Twenty four Arizona cardinals too high to low just right again. We're going by the by the on paper and I think they have a better roster than what's on paper. This is too low. I'M GONNA. Go just right I think they have a slight increase. I think Murray shows Like that, he's going to be a really good quarterback. I just think their defense has holes. Even though they added Isaiah Simmons, who was my favorite player in the draft on defense, and I just think they play in the toughest division in the sport. Arguably so I think it's just right number twenty five the loss fe. Rate is too high low just right. This is garbage extremely way too low. This is a great team that are going to end up with eleven, wins, and this way way way to love. I'M GONNA say. Just slightly. Rouleau, but not that much. I was ready to go just right, but I'm GONNA say slightly low. Their defense stinks. Their defense stinks. Does. Fantastic. They also play in an unbelievably difficult division. They've got a crazy tough schedule this year. yeah I I'm not I think they're going to be better, but their record mu not show it. Is that fair to say? Maybe but the only team that really is far and away better than the chiefs. The Denver Broncos and the Los Angeles chargers I. Know I just see them as like. They're like top twenty teams so slightly better than twenty-five bat much better though. Cincinnati Bengals twenty-six too high to low just right to go back to high yeah. Yeah New York giants twenty-seven to hide Gelo just right I'm going to. Yeah too low because Daniel Jones is gonNA probably be a little better and Saquon Barkley. It's GONNA second year going to be better. Yeah, I agree couple more New York jets twenty eight too high to low. Just right I'm going just right. Yeah, just twenty eight sounds about Good Carolina Panthers Twenty nine too high to low just right. I really like having Teddy Bridgewater as your quarterback adding some more stuff, so I'm going to say to low. I'M GONNA. Say Just right Miami Dolphins thirty two high to low. Just right I'M GONNA. Go just right. Yes, that is just right. That's there still rebuilding their still using to US probably not gonNA play much number thirty one Washington redskins too high to low, just right just right. And Jacksonville. Same perfect yeah. That's it. We went through the whole league. That's pretty good stuff. So you go. I coming up next I. Did mention that I wanted to get into something in regards to. The San Francisco Forty niners niner fans should be feeling themselves, but their coach, maybe cash and checks. His mouth may be cashing checks is team. His his coach. Excuse me, let me do this again. I was a terrible tease. It was such a good idea in my head. Their coach may be writing checks. That is team can't cash. That's what I meant to say all right. We'll get to that. In two minutes on seven ESPN Dave McMenamin. GonNa join us in less than ten minutes. We'll talk some hoops with him. We'll see where the Lakers are. Obviously the Lakers took their corona virus tests. Those that information my guests will come out this afternoon. We'll know if there are any positives and again. The League is GonNa want not want, but if you're going to have positives, they're kind of expecting them and. Again the earlier the better I think is the way that we all look at this stuff. It's all presented by progressive insurance. Guests like Dave will appear via the Shell Pennzoil performance line. We also want to shout. Are Frontline workers and our healthcare providers on. Thank you, Thursday presented by Valvoline. Instant oil change was the thank you Thursday person on the morning show or is there? Are they on Mason in Ireland Today Greg? They're going to be on Mason in Ireland today. Okay, great, and if you WANNA nominate, one of those fine people who we want to honor, you can do so at ESPN LA, marketing at ESPN DOT COM with their first last name city. City and occupation or post a short video on instagram or twitter including the Hashtag seven ten. 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So I saw story today on the daily meal. which is you know one of those popular food sites and they did every state's favorite fast food during the corona virus, so it says with many dining room still shuttered. People are frequenting fast food restaurants so the methodology that they used was. The change in number of visits experienced by each fast food chain. Year over year. This particular data set compares June twenty nine thousand, nine to June twenty twenty. Alaska and Hawaii were not included, do you? WanNa Guess? California. Go ahead Guess Birdman Guess Laura. It's going to be something like like. Burger King. Laura. I was going say McDonald's. It is McDonald's according to the methodology but I find that very look I guess there's just more McDonald's right. There's that part of it too right, but they're doing it by percents year over year, so I guess just like the in and out people are. Still going in and out. It doesn't mean that they're not going in and out, but I was a little. Annoyed is the right word, but I was a little disturbed. I'm like why is in and out. Keep getting short changed in these things like I don't dislike. McDonald's kids love McDonald's. Because, they've got like happy meals and all that stuff. And when they order stuff, sometimes I'll take a bite. I'm not a huge fast food person in general, but when I go fast food, it's usually two places. It's in and out, or it's del Taco because they have the the plant based Tacos, so that's usually those using my to fast food. Go To's. I'm shocked that you said Del Taco. 'cause I love del Taco I, get I. Get like five dollars worth of stuff. I get a whole bunch of stuff, but. Delta, what's it called in and out is just it's by far the best fast food in all of California is it's not even close them to always be behind in these things ridiculous. I think that has Ganda. It's propaganda and. Laura. We're now going to say I. Think it has to do with the options, so you mentioned that you have kids. So the toys. The happy meals kind of intrigue the parents to go there for the kids and. Even though it's not that cheap compared to in and out, it is a little cheaper and people are a little tight with money right now. It's more accessible than in and out so I think that's why, but by far in and out one hundred percent thousand percent better than that does make sense that you know I didn't really think about it that way. That's why we have you on here. Laura, because you make sense. The two of us don't always make sense. Like no disrespect to Taco Bell, but living in California like I don't ever feel the need to have Taco Bell. I won't go to Taco Bell period. We have my parents always called toxic smell so. We didn't really go there very often Yeah, it's DEL TACO has better food. It is a little bit cheaper and it's just. Easier to get to a gigantic line, let me ask you this. Are there a lot of sonics here because? A Mid West thing and I I haven't seen very many, but sonics are good. The few times I have been to a sonic like I feel like. It's pretty good I. Think people know it is pretty good I think people know better, but Bakersfield I believe is the closest one to la now. One. There's one in Fullerton cal state FULLERTON. There's one in Duarte I'm not for the to ten okay more. Did you try the rally fries? The other day you took a picture of it. I have a story about that I did try the fries they were. Mediocre why? Service at rallies was beyond horrible so really ever again. Which one did you go to the one in Baldwin, Park broker? Yeah, they opened I. Think they have like less than a year that they've opened and the girl at the drive thru was really bad. So I'm like I never again. Service for me is everything so I will not be going back. Wow, yeah, I! Don't blame you if you get bad service I'm I'm in on that. I don't I won't frequent a place if I got bad service like I'll be like all right. I'm done I'm out. But yeah, so rally fries mediocre. That's kind of an upset. Because people were chiming in on the rally fries. When we were having that discussion, the other day I wanted to love them. I really did because they looked good. When they gave them to me, they will not good. Okay all right fair enough. So did you see the CAL Shanahan story? Bergman? Did you see what he said? No I didn't so he said quote. Everyone is chasing us now now. Did I forget that the Kansas? City chiefs won the championship last year. Like like. Listen I, think the niners are great. For All the reasons we outlined in the last segment, but did I just forget that that they did not win. The Super Bowl last year. Yeah maybe you did. Are they talking about in the entire? NFL or fish? Everyone is chasing us nets. That's nonsense. We already talked about how the Baltimore Ravens. Were had a better roster than they did. Yeah, so no sorry. Forty niners Niner Fan. Sorry, sorry to. Burst your bubble. I mean you're great and you deserve it like you're one of the story franchises in the NFL and I'm glad you're back, but let's slow down a little bit. You know what I'm saying that the team that loses the super bowl by the way historically has had a bad season the next year now I don't think the niners will be one of those, but generally speaking, it's not A. Trend to follow. Manuel and Gardena. What's up in well? Love Sodano Hey. Man, so this is two days straight I'm here in this fast food. Talk and I'm having issues here. Okay in American. No one cleans the TACO bell. Is Mexican food? It's just cooling food. I said I don't know about that either. I would draw the line nine eight. If you guys haven't had the Nachos Bell Grind, you are macy now, Dan. Hold on. Will Manuel hold on Laura wants to talk to you? Go ahead. Laura tell them what you just told me. You're Mexican card is revoked. Bro. Bert No. Brown born! You're born. To. All means. and. It was a nice spot. No, we like I, said He. Can Spot I'm not like comparing the puck goes tacos or Tito's talk goes, or you know anything, dad or a good Taco truck. No, but when you want. TACO bell type. Del Taco food. Good the TACO too, but it's good food man. Don't hate on it now. The. Bad. Guys talking about The fries, right? What was he yesterday? It was a two days ago. I think yeah hey MC. Donald's is second to none. Nobody will ever beat that formula. That's where it ends yeah. Bergman was wanted denying. Bergman will take care buddy. We love you. Be Good I. David Minute about these things and the NBA and the Lakers and the restart and all that stuff in two minutes over here on seventeen ESPN. Tune into the ESPN daily podcast with our friend means bringing your deep dive into a single-story from one of ESPN's hundreds of reporters presented by marathon download subscribe and review the ESPN daily available wherever you enjoy your podcast buddy. Dave McMenamin said to join us here in a second giving us the straight talk brought to you by straight talk wireless, no contract, no compromise Dave. We have some food. Food items. We'd like to discuss with you before we get into some basketball Okay, so we were watching. We were just reading this story right now. This is based off simply during the corona virus. Okay, and it's based off. The methodology is year over year, and the and number of visits experienced fast food chain, the number, one fast food chain during the corona virus in California was McDonald's. What is your level of surprise? That McDonalds would beat out in and out and all these other burger chains. That are rampant here in southern cal in California in general. I'm surprised I thought. I guess you can say like the Yogi Berra Line when you see in the now like that place is always crowded. WHO nobody goes there? type thing whenever you passing in and out. There is a line full of cars. and I guess that could deter people. Obviously, that also means that they're getting customer, so isn't that would have been my? I, guess there's a chick-fil-a near me in bed. That seems to be always crowded then. Maybe that would have been near my top guess by. The sheer amount of McDonald's locations plus. I. Do like an Egg mccrindle every once in a while to McDonald's breakfast. I guess they have that over any other. Fast food chain, so yeah got make that and the fries. At the end of the day. They still got the best fries. We were having that discussion earlier in the week. Like they still even to this day I feel like they're the one seed they're. Without a doubt because there's an extra level of Greece. So. You're going on, and then you see them when they have those huge salt, applicators, and it's just like a snow globe full of going on those those bad boys. Should any respectful southern. California, resident be eating Taco Bell. no. No. I think there's something where they don't even pacify their meat as me. Because it like Taco, flavored billing or something they have to call it because there are certain elements to the beef that don't make it natural beat that you defy that way. Yeah, never a good idea to start the conversation that way when we're talking about your beef. Right that it's not real beef like. I kinda reminds me of like those old. Remember those old Wendy's commercials. Where's the beef? Oh yeah, sure that's. What the eighties campaign yeah. That was. Wendy's though not a bad, not a bad I'm no not terrible sandwich, not not tear their chicken. Sandwiches are fantastic like yeah, now I'm getting really hungry, so we've probably stop talking about this one last thing for you. We were talking about this earlier in the week to its movie related. I know you and I have different ideas of what a good movie is. We've had that discussion on air before an affair. But. What do you make of the return of Michael? Keaton as a potential Batman character like my guess is. They're going to make him an old Batman. What are you make of that idea? Yeah I was talking to my buddy about it the other day and he was like you're pulling my leg. Just can't be real and now he's what he's sixty eight right now or fifty eight. Yeah, sixty eight. Yeah, I think Michael Caine. I double checked on Oh yeah, I think what I saw when it was trying to whatever that it would be in the kind of. Guys of a Nick Fury. Mentor type character right be secondary character in what is the flash movie coming out I'm all for it I mean that was the Batman movie for me. When it like you know, see, this is probably where we disagree again, and I'm gonNA maybe set above the upset audience. Superhero. Movies are for kids though when I was a kid. Was Bad. That was cool ever since I've become an adult I. don't care who's in the superhero movies other than the fact that a lot of people lined up to go to them and then Disney who owns marvel makes money and Disney also on ESPN, so I feel a little bit better, sleepy and night about my job security, but other than that. I don't care about superhero movies. I'm like Martin, Scorsese I think Superhero movies have hurt the movie industry overall and I love movies, but if we're GONNA. Talk About Superior Movies I will give the stamp of approval Michael Keaton as Batman. Did you watch Birdman with him? That's technically not a superhero movie. It's excellent. Yeah. Yeah, he was quite good in that He was good in that Hbo Movie Clear History With David He's he's comedic actor with. Just acting chops He's great and beetlejuice. Advocating I'm all in on him. Oh, you've made Bergman mad because I got one of those Orange Mad emojis with like the the different lettering tat like all the different suggestive wording there what Bergman go ahead. Say Just speak your peace before we talk basketball with it. I just don't see how you could say that Superhero. Movies are just for kids. Superhero movies are fantastic. They're just fun, and they're entertaining and they're and they're in-depth to. It's not just like just some guy flying around like there's actual like meaning behind every well I will say this superhero movies have evolved from a story standpoint like your Batman Right like the Dark Knight series. I don't feel like that's like your typical Superhero series. Right like that. That could have won an Oscar right? There was a lot of upset that the original one. Wasn't excuse me the one with. What's what's his name? Who passed away? Who did win the Oscar posthumously? Ledger right. Yeah, that one the Dark Knight. that. That movie is actual an actual good movie now look I think a lot of the marvel movies have a different story. It's not like when you and I were growing up that the Christopher. Reeve Superman movies were kind of Corny. Even though I loved them as a kid, but you watch them now, and they don't hold up the same. I think they're all achievement in special effects and a writer occasion you see a great performance like a Walkie Phoenix or he's ledger like where it's legitimate, legitimate acting and I can appreciate that, but to me so much similarity between. The Hulk, one and the flash on the Batman, one of those who just okay superhero go fight a bad guy, and then the bad guy. They fight again. The bad guy with the superhero teams up with another superhero. Now there's a team superheroes putting the bad guy and that's pretty much the plot. I mean that's that's fairly fair. All Right? Let's talk basketball, so the Lakers and their staff all got tested for coronavirus. My guess is we'll have some word about that today potentially. Potentially. You know the way these things go. George Day are. Most teams are are basically leaving up to their players whether they want to put it out there and not and and so you. You've seen the Pacers Amplify Malcolm Brockton statement and put that out there because bribes, big social media guy, but you know Alex Len released a statement through his agent. Jabbar. Parker put out a statement on his own like. I think if there was a preponderance of cases, perhaps the team would go out and issue a statement, but otherwise You know there's stuff going on and and I think it'll be up to the individual to release it on their own Gotcha. What are we looking at as far as dates for training camp once the guys do get in and ready to roll. Yeah, I mean. We're talking about early next week. Things they're going to get started on Tuesday where you're. Have People back in El? Segundo You know they can't do a full practice I think there's they can only allow eight people on the court at the same time to begin camp if I'm not mistaken. so they'll have some sort of You know a a day where? That's about half the you're gonNA have seventeen players so. You can have some sort of half team practices at one time has to team price another time, and maybe we have a film session or some sort of team meeting in the middle but you're going to see it. Ramp up and. The big question. I guess two questions for the Lakers. Roster right now and it needs to be determined by July first. The first being who will replace Avery, Bradley and certainly they will replace everybody the. They're not gonNA. Go into Orlando with an. Empty Roster Spot, and you know JR Smith being the leading candidate in the moment, and the second question would be is white Howard going to play for the Lakers for the resumption the season and you know Kinda soft deadline was yesterday. Dwight and his team have been operating under the July. First deadline was when the team actually has to submit their. Their traveling Rosser to the League, and so you know expecting Dwight next week, and obviously dwight does not play That's another roster spot. They gotta fill and the big band. Market is not that strong right now. There's a bunch of guards out there but when you look at the available big man I, it's it's pretty shaky I mean perhaps the. The best credentialed available big right now Kenneth Three. Wow. That is pretty wild. When you think about that was actually going to be my follow up. Question, which is which Guy Missing would be more impactful or hurtful. I guess for the Lakers. So I would presume you would think it would be dwight because of that. Yes and because. I mean. You know I it's tough to talk about players health, but this is where this conversation goes You know John McCain predicting condition. Asthma. Time with pneumonia last year. you know. You can get in at the center ranks pretty quickly on this roster. You know the new of Anthony Davis. Of course he's fantastic, but it doesn't love playing center for the bulk minutes so. That's Yeah, I would say, center is the Shaker religion as great as they re Bradley. Was the Lakers this year and really? You know at his peak in that clippers win. They had right before the season ended. I A believer in both contagious call pulp and Russo and I think both of them stand to pick up an extra five ten minutes a game, and so I think. As great as everybody has to besmirches contributions. I think that's a that. They can make up for perhaps easier than having you know a guy shoot. Seventy percent blocks two shots a game in as a double double off the bench. Did you ever think you'd be in a point in your life where you'd have both Jr.. Waiters on a roster that you're covering Lebron James on. I've got so many texts about that in the last couple of days and I'm probably in other the waiters island that Zach. Lowe likes to tout I'm probably the only. Resident of the waiters slash Jr.. Ego because by spot for both of them I covered JR in Cleveland. Yeah, so. You know I saw him at a blunder in game. One Twenty eight team followed by also. Score eight points and the third quarter of Game Seven of the twenty sixteen finals, and the cavs don't win that game unless Jr you know. Has that little flurry, and so I I believe in his talent and the Syracuse guy known him for a long time. I think he's a guy with a big heart, and has not always made the right decisions, but it nothing like egregious and I think you'll. He looks great I. I. He's really taking this time to work on his body. even much better shape now than he was in the Lakers acquired him, and he's a bucket getter, and that helps in a playoff series when the other team scouting you and they break down your offense, and all of a sudden you of the ball in your hands with four seconds left on the shot clock. You got some need somebody create. Their own shot down can do that. Day mcminn ESPN NBA Insider Lakers, insider and hater of. A hater of Comic Book Movies Let's just call it that. Thank you for clarifying comic with against Yes. Yes, man, stay healthy. Stay safe. We'll talk soon. Thanks again. Georgia! There is Dave mcminn thanks to Dave thanks to Clinton. Thanks to Laura and Greg thanks, you guys are tuning in and calling in. We'll talk to you to my tent. Have a great rest of your day. We love you.

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Episode 122 - Ojork

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

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Episode 122 - Ojork

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More important than the actual baseball game like to be like they'd be like tad zeal steps up to bat. Todd zeal, hails originally from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He made his move over to the cardinals later on in life when he moved to Saint Louis with his family. That's his kids, not his mom and dad, his mom and dad stayed in the southern tip of Florida for most of his childhood life. And even well into the adult I believe they're still there swinging amiss strike one. Like, that's how they would do it, and I would never be able to get it to work on stage because it's just like a conversational joke. But that's how they fucking do it. I would always I would always I try. Do that bit maybe maybe six seven eight nine ten times. They be like Hanley Mu-lin steps up to bat hailing from wherever the fuck, he hails from who knows. His name is Hensley. Nobody's name has ever been Hensley in the world. His parents apparently had him come out, and when he came out of his mom's pussy, his dad said, well, that looks like a Hensley might as well be from Mars because we've never heard that name before in our lives, and it also doesn't pair well with Mula NHS. So that's very odd that his name would be Hensley Mula NHS keeps Zion, the ball Alwyn. John all rude steps up to the plate is batting averages four hundred which is unbelievable. For some reason he was an amazing hit, or later on in the in his career wasn't that good in the beginning of his career, and the only guy who wears a helmet, while playing first base apparently that much of a pussy that it gets. So scared to get hit in the head by a baseball, even though he's ready for it because he's playing first base and should always know when the ball is coming to him fly ball to center and he's out. Anyway. K W W, W dot com. We're here in baseball. Baseball's Fultz laptop does does it that will. Pads. Blah, blah, blah, blah, George Brett up to bat. Digs into the place. Digs into the plate. Sorry said place because George Brett shit all over the place last time. George read last night had double David shit, Ed long fly ball D, or right, fill that out, and he should have pets. Oh, good. Good. He's sticking shower. Go to the bishops Seattle. Anyway, do it. That's it. Oh, yeah. There's a funny guy on Instagram that does that really good voice announcing the Bob memory or whatever the fuck you guys should follow him. I forgot about him, someone on my is let me know that he you should collab- with them now. He's, he's got he's way better than I am at it. He actually sounds like the guy for real I sound like silly shit. He sounds like the guy for real. And it makes it that much funnier. Anyway. Anne way, you know. My manager keeps hitting me up about how fucking everyone in the business keeps talking to him about how I'd bring him up in the podcast, which is hilarious. I never thought I'd never actually thought about that. But he's like peeling. Saying kind of saying, so now I'm like, okay. Well, sorry. Cool. Well, this fucking sound plant device is not dragging, which is really pissing me off. Everybody's fired. Everybody's fire. So, yeah. What did I do this week dude, I'm in town for a bucking month? So what's the deal dude? What's the deal? What do I do? I chill dude. I'm used to be an on the road. I'm used to be on the road and I don't know what to do. And now I wanna be fucking Chilin, but I don't know what to do. I've just been sitting around watching documentaries and shit. Watching documentaries and watching things on vice. You know, people who watch vice think they're better than everyone. One hundred percent. People who watch vice laugh like this a lot, when you say something not like that. They think is not true. They go like this. They'll have like this. Okay. And then they fucking on Dir handedly slammed the shit out of you. And nobody even gets at their semi except for other people watch vice. Okay. Yeah. If that's how you think. Sure. But what about feelings? That's what they do. People watch vice always go like this. Sure. Okay. Yeah, I understand. But what about feelings? What about girls with short hair and their feelings? So. Yeah. Vices you know, always trying to expose shit. Sometimes they expose shit that doesn't even need to be exposed to, like, Lammens. What the fuck. Invites lemons, the guys I go, we talked you eleven and I sat down with a lemon the lemons just on, on a fucking in front of a computer on a keyboard just to see what the daily life of lemon actually is eleven just sitting there for fucking twelve seconds. And then a girl with fucking oversized glasses in a ponytail is like so, and she's wearing a flannel. To make it makes a reporter, so lemon. So how do you feel being just in a society cut to the lemon just sitting there? Do you ever feel pressure to be juice? Yeah. You know, I, I feel like I don't know. Sometimes my relationships go, sour Sobat joke. But that's what it is. That's vice bro. I sat down. Vakhin. I sat down there, always sitting down dude. I sat down with somebody who loves painting just to see what their effects are on society. So painter. Yeah. Do you ever feel like you're in a society? That's what they're always asking. How do you feel like being in a society? Well, you know, in society, I just feel like you know, painting has to be, you know, more accepted, because if it's not, then we're in a society that's not accepting things. And then it's like what kind of society, are we in? I sat down to fart with a chef. So here advice, we sat down with the chef that's riddled with tattoos all over their arms, 'cause we decided what does shift to do in a society? So chef society, so basically society. Here's what it is, so girls were short haired society, and we wanted to just basically see what it was like society. And if we didn't then there's no way, I could cook crabcakes society. He started then I farted. My glasses got bigger. And I threw up everywhere, and it was normal. Anyway, dude, fucking vices always exposed and shit. Doesn't need to be exposed. You know, but it's cool. I guess, you know, they one time they were like there's a standup culture in a garage. And they interviewed these guys doing state up in a fucking garage. Hey, it's nothing. Hey, get up parked cars there. The underground culture of standups not being accepted getting a club. Dude. They don't feel accepted, so they started stand up in a garage. Dude. And everyone will chair set up in the garage, where the car should be, and everyone laughs everyone fucking everyone outside of comedy clubs that do stand up outside of comedy comes everyone laughs like this. Ha like they're fucking Vince Vaughn on Ritalin, dude. Get out get in the car. I know so many people are going to be upset, but, like whatever, dude. That's it. It's hilarious. That should it's fucking hilarious. Dude. We caught up with this underground, stand up comedy brigade. They do stand up in a forest. They have pointy ears because they're fucking homes, but they're accepted. And everyone loves that. I, I did what happened. I did stand up in one of those fucking things once and everyone was laughing like that. And I was like, dude. You're not even really fucking laughing. Whatever you know. Hey do. Honestly do it wherever the look. Here's the other thing to do it wherever the fuck you want. I don't give a shit. I'm just making fun of it. You know, their stand up comedy shows in a fucking laundromat. You know, do it if you get people there, and they want to pay, and if they feel good pain, and they feel like they're supporting and who gives a fuck, dude, I don't want you to come to my show to support. I want you to come to my show because you wanna laugh. That's what I want. People are like, yeah. You gotta support live comedy dude come to laugh. Support somebody with cancer kind my showed a laugh, but whatever, whatever makes you feel good at the end of the day. Whatever makes you feel good dude. If you want to do a show for a bunch of fucking guys that sound like Vince Vaughn on fucking. Paid killers. Then do it. Anyway. Here advice we caught up with a fucking. Turkey with glasses on it shits, so Turkey, do you ever feel like sitting in a society? Very cool. Guy with tattoos on his arms. So we caught up with a bunch of turkeys in Iraq, and they made a actually agree point that I. I don't know. Man. Do you know what I've been getting a bunch of fucking texts and shit? And people telling me how cool, this is a lot of times, people don't understand what real Khuda shit is they just call people Khuda because they don't know what the term is. We, we coined the term Khuda here. It's from barracuda, and you're Khuda, if you do something just because you see it, and someone else maybe says, it's a good idea, like what's that? Oh, cool. I'll do it like a barracuda. She's a fucking diamond bracelet, and then looks at it and says, what's that Coachella? Number one thing here is a super Kuta shit. Okay. By the way, it was a timer here. I don't even wanna right there. Okay. These people there's like an climbing. Mount Everest is like at an all time high and it's because of fucking Instagram because they want to get this picture at the summit at the top of the fucking mountain, and people are dying didn't eleven people die this year. Levin people died this year. Too many. And it looks like a God. Damn traffic jam. It looks like it would be in a fucking like fish market in China. Like, how long the line is for people trying to get up to this summit. Dude. It was like zoo, this person says death on an unruly overcrowded Everest. Look at this picture along line of climbers wearing summit. Mount Everest on may twenty second. To this is a nightmare. I don't wanna be in fucking Hawaii in a line like this. And they're on a mountain on a high one they can't breathe their lips are chapped. They're in fucking north face gear. At least they're keeping warm in their north face gear. But they've got packs on their backs the gum parents on a banks and then they're like getting their cameras these bitches with their cameras ready just almost dying. Look at this. Hi, mom. Love you. And that was the last note, his mom her mom ever seen. You can't tell if it's a man and woman because he's covered up so much because it's way too cold. And if he takes anything off, or she takes anything, off, she'll she'll, he will immediately get frostbite. And I. Look go up a little bit. There was just a quote, a little bit more there. I was not prepared to see sick climbers being dragged down the mountain by sherpas or surreal, or the surreal, experience of finding dead bodies. He said, well, really, hey I've got. I've got, hey, dude, pets crazy man. Well, you know what you're a bona fide fucking idiot. You didn't expect to see sick people or dead bodies at the top of Mount Everest will dude, this just in doodoo, dude, you're a fuck, and bonehead moron due to literally to, to, to, to, to, to, to this just in Europe. Bonehead. He didn't expect to see dead bodies where there are dead bodies hat. Why can't do a fucking drive by because you're on the top of my numbers. So how about this? Hey. Climbed by head. People with photos. I mean. I don't know. It's fucking whatever it is. People always want the picture. People. Sometimes what pictures they don't even know who I am. They just saw somebody take a picture of me like I get a picture, I go like this. Who am? I and they go like this ruin entourage. And I go. I go real slowly. No picture for you. To the theme of gangster's paradise. What if I is that much of a lunatic? I gotta get there. Dude, I swear to God I gotta get there. That's my dream to be like a fucking guy that just I wish I didn't like part of me wishes. I didn't have a conscious conscious conscience, conscience. I was fuck that up like my opener conscience, somebody goes like this. Can I have a picture who am I I don't know your name, but I think I saw you on Netflix. And I go, no. Oh. Oh, sure early. No. Oh. Rain then, then then than, than, than, than and I just keep doing that until they get so fucking weird and awkward and walk away. And the dude I was getting out to get coffee, and there was a no toes zone. This was today. There was no there was like a tollway zone. It was like a toy zone was like you can't park air. So I parked there because if there's a Puckett space, I'm gonna fucking sit do it, dude. It's so annoying. When plays are like don't park, and you're like why I get it if there's like a whole fucking thing, and it's like, oh, we'll see them to people can't get out the thing. I don't want to block anybody dude. There's no fucking reason for the towing shit. So I parked there because I'm a person and I'm gonna car and I need to fuck and get out. So I parked there and then I got into I got it on my car. And by the way. For cars could could fit. And this guy parks in front of me, and he says. A number or whatever the fuck, I don't listen to people when they say something for the first time because who are you and why, you know, just a random person also I'm not ready. Get out the car with the with the girl and this guy goes. Mums. And I say, oh, yeah. And look at her, and I don't know what the says and he says, and he and he says or not. And as I o this motherfuckers getting passive aggressive on me dude, I don't even know what the fuck he said, and he's getting some or not or not, dude. You know what? Or not as for texting only only. And even still you should just right. LL. Hey want to go to the baseball game? No texts back next day. L O, L or K. You don't right? Or not like your fucking you know what I mean? That's so bitch. But I'm would maybe do or not on texts. But in person dude to look at somebody and be like this. Or not. What are you doing q dune? So you fucking goes or not. And I look over and of course, he shorter than me. Nobody who is taller than somebody ever says or not to the person. That's just not how it goes. You are saying we're not to somebody congratulations, you shorter than them. There's no fucking way. If I'm six to the guy who is saying or not to me is six three there's no fucking way. So I look over. He's five five nine obviously. Okay. And I say man, sorry, I didn't even hear you. And he says, okay. And I realized he was saying, I rewound it, you know how you can do that. Sometimes you could do the what. So you're like, what? And you didn't hear it. But sometimes you're like what? And you're like, wait a minute. Don't repeat yourself. I can rewind time in my head and here the shit. So I rewind it, you can go back like fucking nine seconds. Maybe at the most or maybe I'm a fucking mutant. Maybe that's my power. I don't know. But everyone did. And I realized I went I went over the fucking sound scan that he did. And it would be a little bit around. And I turned it into what he said, which was you shoulda shoulda. Oh, you should have. You could have moved back and or you could have moved up. And we both could have parked there. And I was like this guy. And I'm in the coffee place and I'm looking at him. And he's just in the coffee place like this with his phone because he's picking up for Uber eats. He's just literally in the coffee place like this. Holding his fucking phone out like this. Like he's like, he's looking like it's that fucking new thing, Uber or lift does where they make your phone screen pink. She could tell when fucking oh, Georgia's trying to pick you up. By the way, in LA, if you fucking get an Uber guy names Ozark? I don't give a fuck. What you do. You think? His now I've never gotten an Uber where the guy's name. He's an Ozark. So, like, hey how can I get a Pete? Can I get a? Hey, Chris, hey, it's Chris. Hey, are you. You could. Yeah. You jerk. Of course, we all Osirak. So it's is it. Yeah. Okay. Cool can abducted by some other. Oh, george. So now I was throwing old George. I'm going to take you in Hudson. Rape. You. So then. So anyway, so I get to the. Doctors. I talk about. Yeah. So then I get out to look at this park job, I did. Right. Because of course I get out. After he leaves because he's in a fucking hurry. You know, so I get out after and I look and by the way, dude fucking noble shit where I parked, not even if I had parked the way he said, four other cars could have fit. Noble shit. Not an exaggeration. Four other cars could have picked. 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But you know, I I meant to throw it at the fucking. Camera went right in one fires goddamn face. And let me tell you some also what's super annoying. You know, when people go have a dude when you were like in high school or some shit or not even high school, but you throw a. Trash away and you try to fuck and make it in the bin. And then they go like this. Wow. And you played basketball and you play basketball and you miss while you put basketball, it's fucking nothing like it K case closed. That's it. And I'm not talking about that anymore and we're not doing that anymore. Nobody does it. You're a fucking straight up bitch. If you do that, if somebody tries to go away, and they go see this is like, wow. You'd be terrible basketball player or you play basketball, that's weird. You can even make that case close. We're not talking about it anymore. We're not doing that, and I'm not I'm done talking about it. That's it case closed. There's rules, my babies. And if you don't think there's rules. You're part of the problem. I just need to get this fucking go, and I need to get this going, and I need to get this. Fucking log cabin going I need fucking builders, I need carpenters, and I need weed Wacker's that's for starters. I need people to go down in the weeds. Find the fucking place where we're gonna put it builders to do it and carpenters to lay the shit down, and then after that, I'm going to need some fuck and food people. And you know. Some Thakur's and suckers, dude. Because we got a bus nuts when we're at the Larkham don't understand. Don't you understand? One fire wrote adds to remind me to do ads. I did the ads ads is still on the fucking TV it's fine. It's just a little bit step towards one fighter and it's fine. But that's how it is. I was talking to my friend and she was saying. That remember I was talking about how people that live in other people's houses, and don't know by talking about the five top five. Scariest stop top five. Scariest scariest things go pro camera. And I was talking to my friend. And she was saying that she had a friend in Chicago. That was. On. That was that was there in the in those, she moved in, I guess, in the summer and she kept hearing, like rats in the attic. And then when it was cold out there was still shuffling around. She was like damn. I got a call. Somebody should call the called the police or somebody like the firemen or something like sums up there. You know, some animals up there like animal control, or some like, well, why don't you try and go up there and look around find, so she put a selfie stick on the put a. Phone on the selfie stick to go. Take the picture took a few shots. Just up in the attic and fucking brought the phone down and looked. And there was a guy in the attic. Dude. There was a guy. A man in the attic. Yeah. We would show the picture on the fucking video podcast. We may blur out the guy's face apparently was just some homeless guy. That was like doing the cops game was. I know he does this. Oh, well how about keep him? Yeah. I know he does this every time we let him out really keep him. Hold that guy. Do you have cells? Put him in there, put them in the attic of the fucking cop place of the prison. I mean so insane. Just. Note, I would do. Squirt shit everywhere. If that happened to me, I go like this. First of all, I go like this to the fucking people. You want me to what go up there and snoop around? You must have me confused with Jason stay them. What's your second Shen? There's why do they go like, well, maybe wanna go up there? And I say. What's your second option, and they say selfie stick with a cell phone? And I go like this. Convince me and they after they convinced me for while ago. Okay. And I do it, and I'd take a few pictures. I bring the phone down. And if I see the picture that the person fucking showed me the other night of the guy in the attic. That's when I released my bowels, that's when I should all over my easies. I go like this. I like this bring the phone down. Look at it and I say, I gotta get new year. That's what I say. Immediately. Fuck. I gotta get new Yee's. And then I go. Run out. I don't get scared. I. Oh, my Jordan's are Brown. And run away. I go, hey, when you get, hey, when you get out of this attic, you're going to have to fuck and watch watch out or you're going to slip. Running all the way down my stairs down my stairs to the first level and then down to my driveway. Shit all in my Aston Martin. That's what I got my babies, and I drove all the way to the police station I should all over there. Vice did a thing about ins today. We sit down with an insect. Have you ever heard about these in cells? Have you heard about in sales? Have you heard about in cells? Do these guys are like guys that like, don't. I don't even like they don't have. They don't get chicks. Number one. Involuntary celibacy it stands for and. In cells by just there's this article here that came up. So in cells are involuntary celebrate. So they don't have sex, and they want to. And let me just tell you something, because I was reading this article on the cut. How many bones would you break to get laid in cells are going under the knife to reshape their faces and their dating prospects? So butter shut the fuck up butters. You're an insult so. They basically are like they think are not like good looking or something or they're like. You know. Depressed and in their twenties, or not in the older. But. They just can't get laid, and there's a community online for them, and they all like, they bashed women. A lot. Right. And they talk shit about how women don't women, a lot of a lot of them. I don't know if some of them do, but a lot of the stuff I read has been like. Oh yeah, because women are whores and they take fees because they won. They take south because they say shit like they take selfish because they have a Clint, and they don't and it's not big enough to penetrate someone. So they can't feel confident because they don't penetrate someone else. So they result in getting attention by taking fucking horror picks on on Instagram posting them. Now, what I have to say is that is. Backwards and your dad died early. Kyw in cell guy. It's all good. Your, your mom died early. So. So what they're saying is, there are these guys called they call them CHAD'S, which is fucking hilarious. In sells good job on calling them. Chad's. That they like these guys like. The girls like these chats because they have square jaws, and they're just cool, looking, and they have confidence, and we don't have confidence or saying. Part of it's kind of sad. Also, just a lot of these guys, you could just be like, yo, go outside, though. You know, these guys are just behind the. Computer, not getting laid behind the computer, bro. So some of these guys, I guess. Look in a quote here in cells, have this idea of an ideal superman. And this guy is one who does that crazy stuff. I don't know. They the doctor, I guess that they're trying to make them look. Here. This is oh, the Elliot Rodger guy was an insult the guy who killed all the. I think who says here in so named Elliot Rodger, who called himself supreme gentleman. I mean I mean anyone who calls himself a supreme gentleman. You gotta watch out for that much wrote in a manifesto that the world had failed to provide the beautiful girlfriend. I know in deserve some any problems before he killed six people injured fourteen in shooting spree in vista, California sorority house. Yeah. Yeah. In the past decade. Seven mass killings have been attributed to insult or adjacent online misogynous. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, it's fucked up, obviously because changing your jaw size isn't going to get you late. Go outside. And I know some people have no confidence. But you gotta just have you got to just try if you don't try. I mean what the fuck do? I know I'm probably at Chad, according to these guys, but you gotta just put you literally the first time I was going to do stand up. I was like there's no way, I'm going to be able to get on stage and I thought, okay, let's break it down to my physical body. If I just take if I just move one foot in front of my body and then keep moving the opposite foot in front of the opposite foot in front of the opposite foot over into the direction of the stage, then I'll be on stage and then I will have been on stage and I have done the first step, and then I will have to start talking. And if I don't then. Well, fucking I tried. At least you try. Break it down to your physical body dude. These guys. You might be a Chad deep down. You don't know. I was looking at this one forum and this one guy was like, yeah. What is it with a lot of these girls. They like guys who always like I, I, I have to start listening to rap music because a lot of CHAD'S listen to rap music. And I just don't like it. It's monotonous to me, and I know that a lot of these, these girls like guys like rap music because these guys will post inane rap lyrics on Facebook, and these girls will fall all over them. And, and he's like, is there any way I could start listening to rap. Do you guys do you guys can you guide me into like? Begin rap listening, and I was just like what the fuck dude? What there's listening to music doesn't require steps, first of all, second of all just because you listen to Lil yada doesn't mean you're Dick's gonna get wet. Imagine if it was that easy. These in cells make it seem so hard and so easy to get laid at the same time. It's neither it's just fucking case by case dude. Some of these guys are not even bad-looking. They're really not. Some of them are like fucking heroin. Chic motherfuckers that could probably be a like a Gucci model. I mean it's not. It's like shit. They think is gonna be like this. Them little Yati. Damn louisiana. It looks like a red tarantula doesn't. What's he doing? When I look at little yachties head, I think, man, I'm candy. Anyway. Yeah. So what for them in salesman internet such a weird fucking thing. There's a fucking online. There's a fucking girl on Instagram. I'm stretching. Dude. I don't give a fuck you gotta stretch. Sometimes there's a girl on Instagram. That's got one point six million followers and just talked about her day, and she's digital. Should dreams end. All what's that song? What's that song? Do one time I was, I was in my twenties, and I was a roommate with these with this guy and his sister. And I was I was mentioned. And I heard that song and all day I was she dreams end edge it. And they were like shut the fuck up dude, I was going to noy does before I did stand up. Oh, yeah. The band's name is orgy. Wow. Dude orgy. They're really went with it. Let's play a little bit of that song. This is what we do. Is that even how it goes? It's probably so different. I thought I remembered it probably so different. Wow. So. Nineties. Ninety. There it is. Wow. Dreams in digital. Anyway. Thanks for that song in the world. And so this girl is digital she's a fake chick that somebody just creates and she's called low Maceio LA sounds like fuck fucked soundcloud rapper. Anyway, this fucking chick is a fake girl that somebody created, and it has the same amount of followers. I have the fuck dude. I work hard. I tore the country, I come out with content, and this fuck and chick is just fake with a hat. And people follower look at this shit. She's a by a pool in a bathing suit that hold in the hat. And she says I have so many things I'm supposed to be doing right now, but I'm not doing any of it. And wishing I was sitting at this pool. Instead. No. Hey, you don't have anything you're supposed to be doing. You're not real. And somebody wrote rule breaker. He's not a fucking rule. Breaker. Dude. She doesn't. She doesn't fucking. Break or follow rules. You know why she dreams in digit? Oh. That's why dude. That's fucking. Why? That's why she's not Ricky rules. I mean, dude, here's a look at some of our other posts, by the way. Can't find it. Can't find it pissed pissed pissed beyond all belief. Can't find it can't find it. Dude. Where is it? What is it? I went to because because I went out of it. Low michaela. Lil. Kayla. Instagram clicking on it. Here's the fucking things. Here. Let's go to last one. For my cover shoot with nobody shot shit. Here's another one. Sink. I'm ready to let my hair down again. Maybe. You know. What? What did? No. I don't even know what to say to this shit. Honestly Louis here. Things to celebrate the house passing quality act. Okay. Well, that's fine. But you're you're still fake. So here's one where there's another digital thing of. What's have? Did Bella did what affects her name, whatever I am here. This is my truth. She writes, and she's with Bella Hadid or whatever fucking name is. And somebody writes, you're a lesbian. I'm shook. No. Let me this. Look at this person's profile who says you're a lesbian. I'm shook. She's not a lesbian. No. I not purse. She's digital dude. How she lesbian should dreams in digit. Knowing this going gonna lesbian thinks let their. Digit. You wanna go? Let's do fuck in. Fucking. Craigslist ads Craigslist miss connections. Here we go. Where we doing it. Carlsbad San Diego. You didn't mean to send it to me while he did. And I'm pissed. Here we go. You're picking up Rubio's to go and Carlsbad. Rubio's to go in Carlsbad. You were an attractive black guy with athletic clothes on grabbing food to go that Rubio's on El Camino real. I was the tall blonde getting salsa. That's how somehow the grossest one I've ever read, just some fucking tall chick. Scooping up salsa looking at some fucking, let some some black guy in like dis. Do not contact unsolicited services offers. Yes. Pretty pretty specific dude. That's so funny, because like she thinks that maybe he would have been like, oh, yes, this girl getting salsa. Like just guys don't notice that the girls getting salsa, if he's attracted to our, you know, just say saw yet Rubio's any guy Rubio's would be like us, probably me. Probably me I was getting salsa. Oh, I don't give a fuck. You have a pussy. I was getting salsa, though, Tets. Yeah. No, I was near the guacamole. Oh, you got a mouth and stuff. Do another one. This is the most confusing whenever it's forwards along the title is two words lasting batteries, k the body is very bored. K. Did not contact me once what's the fucking solicited offer. What's the fucking? What do you mean? Do not contact news. Unsolicited offers you're board. What's the fucking thing? You're supposed to get solicited with think before you get on Craigslist list in San Diego, aka the worst fucking place of all time. I'd rather get run over by a fucking Zamboni than being San Diego. Here's another one. Asian woman. Not sure, sir racist. You were dancing with your kids, son and daughter in the garage. Creep? You seem like someone fun to hang out with I left early. But hope you see this. What do you mean left early? You shouldn't have been there period. Hey, meant to creep on you for longer. But. I had to go. I was scheduled to fucking. Look at someone else in the garage, I was I was scheduled to wash. I was scheduled to watch. I think some fucking Middle Eastern lady may be shower. Curtain. I was I was booked. I was busy. I left early. Sorry, I can only say forty five minutes watch dance with your sons in the garage. Wow. Dude, this guy. Fucker droops those view. Man, all these fucking wants take place at the war's fucking establishments did this one? So yet del taco del taco, fucking sucks. Have you ever been to del taco holy shit? It's like eating a wall. Do del taco del taco tacos? Prolapsed anus, dude. If you if you eat, by the way, burgers, burgers at del taco for let me tell you some right now burgers, del taco. No bullshit, burgers, they'll talk oh. No bullshit, borders. If you put a burger in your mouth. At burgers in your mouth. Amana and this, and then if you eat a fucking taco from del taco, I'll tell you right now. It tastes like fucking shit. Tacos and tacos. Hey, dude, fucking del taco. It says taco have the tacos be good. But they're not dude. And I used to go at least once a week in the valley to get the fucking burgers when I was a kid, and I would eat that trash has fast food, and it was my idea, one fires reminding me that we used to go, and, yes, I used to get it, and I used to eat it, but only the fuck and burgers. But. Only berger. Only. Have you ever been with the fucking person who doesn't get a cheeseburger and gets a hamburger get out of here? I sorta got. Are you fucking? Are you a communist are you a lunatic? If somebody doesn't get cheese on their on their burger, by the way, don't even cheeseburger, if you get a burger, Jesus come and baby, you got a not order the cheese, if I say, yeah. Like a hamburger. You don't bring cheese. I'm out this bitch. Going routes, or for ShopRite and getting cheese and fucking eaten at all day long. Just as a fucking diss. We. Wow. This is the worst podcast I've ever done in my life. But it's all good. Crass. So crass so insecure how it says. Yeah. Is there any more insecure than for real? Sports sits on AAC on shoulders, and they're fucking person. So many people in the house shouting out. It's already been a minute. So many places. Places. Yeah. I'll say. They call me as my favorite when robbers do that. You made the name. Okay. It's been over a minute. What that's the question? I didn't know he said, the N word. 'cause I just hear the I would just hear the, the radio edit. Let's take. That's cool. And then when I heard him say the N word in the real version. Oh, I was like the fucking the we bay me. If she that me. Whoa. Anyway. That what did let's take in the wall? Fucking dork K. Dude. What if I fuck in a fight with gyro for real? I'd have to fuck. He'd beat the shit out of me. I hope. All right. I'm done dude. This is it. Man. We did it, thank you. That was good. That was a fun, one man. Download the cash out for free on the app store or Google play market. Download the Kristalina app, you can listen to the app, you can fuck. Hear the story you could fuck in download the app, and you can hear hear the podcast and watch the pockets before anybody else sees it or hears it live. And. There's merchant Krista store dot Christly dot com. The restock is continuous keep a look at keep a look out and subscribe to the YouTube channel the podcast was a little late this week. And thank you. I won't miss a week, but it was a little weak little late. And I wanted you guys to understand that I was I was busy guy. Okay. I got a special coming for you guys. Anyway. Thanks for listening. Please comment and subscribe, and share this, dude. We gotta get the log cabin going. We need more builders. So everybody listen to this podcast go tell one of your friends or stranger to listen to the podcast. Thank you. Tennessee.

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The Evening Briefing: Friday August 21

The Briefing

02:16 min | 1 year ago

The Evening Briefing: Friday August 21

"Good evening I'm Chris Price with the briefing from the Telegraph. It's Friday August the twenty first and Brexit deal seems unlikely. We followed all the twists and turns of the Saga and today came into mission from the chief negotiators of both the UK and the EU post brexit trade deal looks increasingly unlikely after the latest round of talks Michel. Barnier. Said often this week it folks as if the two sides were going backwards more than forwards his counterpart David Frost same similarly gloomy about the prospects of securing Dale before the October deadline but Andrew Del Taco analyzes there's no need to rush a deal at any cost. It comes as the recovery has already begun fizzling out a second wave of covid infection sweeping the region has caused a major setback for its services sector. What's on the surface? Things don't pay much better here diminish today the UK's national debt surged past two trillion pounds for the first time in July. If you're following the daily death count from Corona virus. You've seen another two people died in UK taken the nation's total to forty, one, thousand, four, hundred, and five, and is most deaths from covid nineteen a continuing to full even while the number of positive tests are increasing. The recent increase in numbers is not translated into hospitalizations and fatalities, but even allowing for the time night between infections and death science said it to our Neten has the details. And Britain's are scrambling to get flights home before quarantine measures are introduced Tom. The biggest waste from Croatia after it was placed on the government's Red List requiring returning holidaymakers to quarantine for fourteen days yet. The latest figures show the northwest of England has a higher Rona virus infection rate than over quarter of European regions where returning Britain's must sell fast late for two weeks. Dominic. Gilbert Alex Clark Layout, the data. Long that you can read Leo mckinstry questioning why the Conservatives a governing like, Socialists And the. Seaside town that suddenly back invoke if you're listening on WHATSAPP Bolsinger, those links. Now, if you're listening on spotify apple worth which Poe cost you find them in the shadows that sit you're up to date all have your next briefing on Monday morning.

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Carolla Classics: Artie Lange and Nick DiPaolo, Jon Lajoie in studio, French Stewart Story

The Adam Carolla Show

1:42:34 hr | 1 year ago

Carolla Classics: Artie Lange and Nick DiPaolo, Jon Lajoie in studio, French Stewart Story

"Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on podcast one Hello there and welcome to Corolla classics for November nine. Th Two thousand nineteen the show. We're GONNA play some of the greatest moments of the Adam Corolla show. He's been over ten. Here's a podcast game. We earn compress a lot. That greatness into one little clip show maybe two if you subscribe cruel classics. I'll tell you more about that. A little a bit first off. Let me introduce myself. Chris Locks Iman executive producer. The Adam Corolla show and with me as always Corolla archivist superfan. Giovanni you're not cutting up that weird intro. That was a little weird I. I'm in a weird mood. I've been I've been in Vegas all week. Sima partying Try the exact opposite. I've been working fulltime. But here at all battle with Adam he was there for a lot of it. Even Adam seeing is a crazy week. It'd be hard time. Your hardest working man see now. I'm keeping all that in all right. Let's get started with clips first off Got Apologize For last week. There's a a poop in a bag star with a lot of people had trouble hearing it was uploaded incorrectly. If you want to hear it they're just go ahead and download it now now and it should work so still rough. It's the best it's ever sounded Sparta's part of classes on this show recorded poorly. It was released. We're GONNA play for like back then but still. It's a lobby every week. And also regarding the poop of the bag story I never thought lived the episode. We recently played play Prince Stewart's episode. Of course it's the French Stewart poop in a del Taco back story they wanted and it was a Ashley H The Dude we MIS gendered and Miss Clipped and we corrected on this several times. twitter facebook One person was Kinda do she. The rest were cool about it. how about no L. O.. Ell's if you're over twenty five maybe And then also I wanna say Taylor was the first person to tell me one of our listeners that it was the French Stewart episode also. She was actually the first person to point out. She should credit. And this one's just for Ashley H and I guess everybody else. Who wanted to the back story from Admiral Show Twenty eight which which we recently played French? Stewart Gina Grad. Brian Bishop 2017. Check it out like the like I used to gas her to sleep with Seventies. Hits you find yourself like singing like around on and fell in love and you're like it's working but it's probably bring yeah and what price do bring Elvin bishop right into like the baby scenario. I don't know yeah. That's another one that songs for. He announced that all he did was love. Women Orgasm mainly been through million girls. I love actually. I take prescription Medicine Canada it's a lot of sex for dude with a straw I love you guys. We should like like we should get together again like a year. Just hang out right Brooke National Book. Yeah Long Intro. Oh now you got to trust it up Dan Dan through a starship Carson. Yeah it sounds like it but it's megapolis isn't it. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah but it sounds very this is not obvious is Jerry. Jefferson is not but it feels like it Steph de that is the starship gun. Oh Yeah right yeah Miracles yeah I don't even told you sprain your windows Michael. It solid like French. If you're listen to this song and traffic can you pull up to a Red Light Dusko lock. You don't want other people to know you're enjoying this song. Oh well here's something about me. I don't apologize legit for it got like I've got fucking toto. Donald Swann Bullshit meal and and like Tuna Mute. Ah Play it at a party. We all like yeah. Yeah I just I just played some Taylor swift for you. fucking drunk fat bastards. I don't give a shit about about like I'm I'm unapologetic. And they're like next time. Let's have the wake over at Linda. Staff being wildly inappropriate. Yeah well enjoy perhaps After awake at French volunteering crying by the next time someone dies Linda's call the BG's. I'm sorry Orlando Taylor Swift knew that. Then we'll take what she fucking cassettes. What happened with Linda's life? Linda fucked everybody buddy over and now she gets what she gets her fucking awake. Oh love win great. Let's do one more over here. Yeah let's do another one in less within a month McDonalds has more than double the number of its. US locations that offer delivery according to the CFO delivery available at more than two thousand locations and he expects the partnership with Uber eats to expand that to more than thirty five locations by the end of this month previously. McDonald's expanded its third party delivery to more than a thousand chains nationwide. McDonald's already has well established delivery service in Asia and the Middle East. Where for some restaurant? Delivery is forty percent of sales last year. McDonald's donalds garnered nearly a billion dollars in delivery sales globally. I argue the nipped chapel. That when you wait to show up at your house you don't enjoy as much as when leave your house and you do that moment where you walk in. And you get a little whip and apprise the meat and then there's a little sort of it's the foreplay period like well. Well there's a few people in front of me in line. I'm going to look at the power board here that that than reading the field over here thinking about some super size and going on then scrapped scrapped. This power move for you to spend your mate. Hey hold down that table what do you want you in big big and fries. Okay I got to keep the table. Sit there someone's going to sit there. They go sit. And they lockdown down a table damn straight I like that. It's the foreplay four-plus. The hawks the mcrib is back. Yeah like tracker are we gonNa have like a shamrock shake luck. I'll pull into that. Let me tell you I'm going to be honest with you. I will eat any any shit out of McDonald's and love it and everybody can like take their gluten-free bullshit. And walking across the street. Because I meant I might eat that flare fish if not fish. I understand that but like I let my mind like think that it is you know. McDonald's has worked out diabolically a whole bunch of stuff. It's the twinkie or it's the jack-in-the-box Taco that's right. You can all close your eyes and taste a jack in the box Taco which does not resemble the taste of Taco with some part of your brain likes it more weird in a weird way? Yes can I. I'll tell you a terrible thing. Yes all right like I was going through pilot season a couple years ago when I was driving like I had to be like like I do an audition. I'm a businessman a and I'm a principal. I'm like something I am but I'm going to all these things and so I'm going over to Fox and there's that del Taco and I go all right my my age that and so I ate it and then on my way back I was like I don't feel like great. And then it was like I should go home and that was like no I should pull over then pulled over into the flats of Brentwood and crawled into the back seat of my a Cadillac and I sat in a del Taco back from third rock shitting in del Taco back. You probably wondering like why are you telling me this now all now you laugh twelve secrets like just stay humble right. That's the real like it is what it is. It's like you do that. And then you're like oh I suit actually cost two thousand dollars in like but like here I am in this happened in like I'm starting to make sense. My friends doesn't get embarrassed about the music. You listen to it worries in the car. Oh no twitter after after twitter. I just like you have enough like thirteen year. Old Kids like tell you that your garbage like at a certain point. You're just like all right. Well I'm garbage. Lean into it. Ah Lean into it like I'm cool. It's fine I'm like I get it like I'm inspector gadget two. I'm like home alone four. That's all fine like I know my sweet by go nuts. It's fine really fast. I thought of an indicator the other day and I wanted to run minute by you and when it comes to car commercials and that whole thing have you noticed in the last year so In the car commercial they use the seat warmer to put their fast food on on. So it's warm when they get at home. ooh I don't remember what I was like. Oh my God. That's a car commercial. I don't mind rain hands-off pack. There's a game that I play with my wife where like it's August or September in L. A. and it's hot and I put on the seat warmer and give her a hot ask common semi. She's like Sweating Hey hot ass. Yeah give hot combined Your Business and knock it off for the backseats French because at baggage shit is boiling over stimulated. A hot nostril. Hair Ma Bunghole. I hope it's my bone all right. Let's bring it home. Gina Gina Grad. And that's the news I gotTa Damage Damage Butthole. God Damn was the bitch with Gina Grad and it was French Stewart poop into bag requested by some chicken Basha. Thank you for that if you want to request a clip email. LS Classics Adam Karol Dot Com. You can tweet us at Giovanni Giorgio at Chris Lock Samawa finest on Instagram facebook. Wherever we're around and we're you're listening so e mail us your favorite moments guest interviews bits? Whatever plan right here in cruel classics growth for the next caprio features? Jon Lajoie. They say that right. Yes mostly known for the League. He played talkshow in the very popular. Fantasy football show and also great comedic musician. Yeah I'm cool. Show forty five. This is from back in January route. Twenty seven I think for me. The third season of the League is about right when I jumped on viewer degree. It's great show. He was on. It was initially known for his youtube fame for videos and in a former producer. Katie was a big fan huge. Get for her. She really want him on the show his own youtube stuff very excited when he came in. Yeah and it came on. It was great guests. I decided the site but the whole entire interview with the news segment ends. It's kind of long chopped out all the ADS Also he he's actually quite as direct great musician elect gives you running for your money a little bit Christen risen talent wise. You may actually want to check it out. Just thinking Wolf's just fine where he recreates Friday the thirteenth a new beginning and also inter cuts like himself as a a kid seeing it for the first time. A neighbor's house getting freaked out. The song is beautiful and it's a perfect recreation of that weird movie does all right. Then let's listen to you the Adam cruel show forty five jal. Yes yeah thank you stars beating John Lewis Joie guys yeah. TV series is the League third sees just picked up airs on FX and and John I'm down here. We got a lot of talk about here About a third of nine people Herschel Walker looks different. Yeah yeah he must have stopped the creating third of nine children. Yes yes eight brothers and sisters. How'd that work? Where are you from Montreal Canada? Yeah Yeah we don't have condoms up there my dad what. Maybe it's too cold and they break. Yeah server do they freeze condoms. It's Nice it's weird. It's weird for us out here. 'cause we're white we don't get the privilege of seeing someone with almost ten kids whose these are. Yeah cool I mean. Of course we're bringing in from Canada but it's still cool still all your brothers and sisters are your color. Why assume how rude sorry man very bad married to black check? You don't know what's another very white and very racist so we're always cool. What is it now down with that? Canada seems to have a pretty good sense of humor. In in general like I'm I'm trying to think if you were going to do this sort of Nazi no g eight or something of senses of humor like if you were just going for the powerhouse. Our House countries Britain Latvia. Pretty good land. I didn't overstate the ice at Lafayette. And she's like Contra Central America. Okay places like that. Yeah it where do you what do you think where would you put. Words put Canada. Would you put them in front of Britain. No no because as we get out we get our influences from you guys and from Britain you know. That's we get the English sensibilities and the American sensibilities and we. We blend them together. And we're just on original like that. We're just kind of bored so we watch you guys and listening to the Brits and go Let's take the best of these two but we're clever. We make actually sound. Original is Canada. Small enough so that When you return you get a little more juice Alomar love than you do here? You get lost here or one would get lost. Absolutely I mean in Canada that are like three TV stations and if there is a good show on which happens every four years I guess then. Then you're everyone loves it and you got a lot of support but mostly people watch American shows up there and the one good Canadian Television show. And they're very supportive supportive of their own. So yes I do shows in Canada. It's like theaters and stuff in here. It's basically you know corner of a corner but a comedy club stage just inside. Yeah and and they now. Canada has A. I don't know how it works. But they require like AAC radio stations to play like you know one third or one quarter Canadian artists or something so much Anne Murray Played Day. Yeah so miserable. Oh boy and all that is what is the percentage of that. I think whatever like they have to do that or else they everyone you know. In Canada Canada People Watch American shows. Watch read American magazines. Listen to American music because you know it's not necessarily better but I'd say a a lot of time it is I mean I I don't know I just feel like led Zeppelin. The world owns led Zeppelin and world owns the Beatles. Don't you guys feel you like you own the Beatles almost as much as Britain like I I don't I I just feel like the world owns like an artist or poet. I just feel like the world owns Shakespeare. I don't feel like Mike Myers or Mike Myers. Shakespeare and Mike Myers Herschel Walker. Another I feel like the world that owns these people absolutely adopt that now. Yeah No. I'm not defending it. I think it's just literally so that. Some Canadian bands bands and artists actually get some kind of airplanes some food in their mouths routes. Everyone's just going to give up in Canada and go. They're all GonNa move it which we all do regularly early. We all moved to the United States if we want to pursue a career in the arts but Yeah I guess that's just to keep a few stragglers around you know. Say My song played on and show them. FM in Montreal. I'll stick around for a few years so you came out here at what age two and a half years ago Yeah I'm I'm pretty much. The question yeah. I don't know how old you are. Oh thirty thirty yeah all right sure. Thirty seven when he came out got that in Canadian years. Yeah Yeah and I like when they put grade. We do eleventh grade and you guys do great eleven. Yeah Yeah and also I. I don't have many Canadian stories other than I year And this is pre nine eleven customs pretty rough over there and Canada really going up the cannon going going into Canada. Wow I got the I got got the speech from everyone. Listening tell them your hair on pleasure down talent business you tell them business. You're screwed to just tell -em pleasure and the let you go on through and I got pull out. And they're like business or pleasure like pleasure you know they go all right. Let's check your briefcase. And besides a jugs magazine they pulled out they also pulled out and I and it was a super busy itinerary because gene. I had gone to Canada because we'd sold the man show to Canada and and it was like Good Morning Montreal and good morning this and good morning. Then it's off to do the face off at the Knox and all this kind of stuff and it's like non stop eighteen array of Canadian. Whatever like really this is pleasure You're going on fun going salmon fishing deal and and I was like well. Don't mind indie nine pages of very detailed itinerary that is pleasure but my argument was I remember. It was a crazy argument. I said I don't get paid for this stuff like I'm not getting when I do. These radio shows and all this stuff. I'm not getting paid. We're promoting something but we don't get paid and then I said listen did when Michael J. Fox does my radio show back in La. He doesn't get paid and the woman who's Michael J. Fox uh-huh that's why the entire higher tone of the conversation changed from. What am I doing here to? Why don't you Michael Michael J five? This is one thousand nine hundred ninety nine thousand. NFL Right. This is related to that guy with one leg job across the concert entree. Why don't you know in two thousand who Michael might feel like? She was just pulling your leg hoping more things fall out of your briefcase. La Maybe could you not the how how were they mean to where they like rough. Because I have a hard time seeing those guys is bad. What they what they did is and what they do do what they do and what they do here and what they do in almost every everywhere and everyone who has any in any ask why? WHO's in a position of authority? And if you think think about it who would be attracted to these sort of jobs you know. Meter may hostels customs official Azwai to be employed in the private sector Andrea power hungry ass wide and they'll trade their forty three thousand dollars a year salary. which ain't much for the power fucking with people who by the way there? But they're also alternate pussies. They don't want to mess with anyone who poses an actual danger. They're not going to get on the crash unit for LAPD and go hit gang gang infested neighborhoods. They're just GONNA fuck with wider widey at the border so basically I just said at a certain point I was like look. I'm not doing anything Whitey at the Canadian said look I I don't I'm not a criminal. I'm not a drug runner. I'm coming in here to do a little business for three days and I'll be gone. I'm going to drop off a little money to strip club and I'll be right out of your hair and and they did this thing. Where like will you talk back to us? And now we're pissed off and what I don't understand in life is everyone just. Does this thing where it's like. Just suck it up and take it in the ass from some idiot. Who by the way you wouldn't have known in high school because they're too busy fucking pop and their own sits whatever? Just take it up the ASS from this guy for about about fifteen minutes and you can go. scot-free might thing is always like these guys allegedly worked for us. Yeah I didn't barge into his fucking living room and demand you know his old lady to blow me me fucking trying to go in your country and spend some money so no. I'm not going to be the nicest guy in the world when you've been a prick to me. And then so he took me to a separate office and he told the the guy behind the counter. Get to them when you get to them and then I just stood there and waited for like an hour. There's no one in front of me and I just went fine being punished. Awesome worth uh-huh right. I'm I'm thirty five years old. What are we doing with our lives here? All the punishment meted out over nothing. Yeah yeah I I have a feeling The Guy I just did because I'm Canadian. I had passed my driver's test here to get my license and I failed clearly. I've been driving for fourteen years. Speaking of power power-hungry Holes I'm driving finding careful speed limit. Everything doing everything fine. Clearly I know how to drive. I didn't major mistakes when we're finished. She sits down and I did twenty five things little shiny little mistakes were a little bit of a line. I crossed over. Oh you drive. We know years no accidents knock on wood And this guy now okay. You'RE GONNA come back and he doesn't even look me in the United States. Okay you know you did everything. The thing find was okay. It doesn't look me in the eyes. You're going to come back just book another appointment you get and I'm just saying there. I almost punched in the face like I couldn't with the antenna. You're like seriously seriously I love. I like the way how easily just how easily people can just say to someone Not just come back tomorrow and like Jim. What do you mean just come back tomorrow? That's a day's work. This is the biggest hassle the world and by the way. Who Do you think I'm GonNa turn into Jackie Stewart tomorrow down like that reference? The point is I'm not going to turn into a fucking world class. F One driver Schumann Schumer. Tomorrow I'll be the same guy today. That's what Brock should've address this and it's fucking stay the Union which is listen all the underling peons who by by the way we employs the government. Knock it off. Stop Hassling your own. Yeah let me tell you who. The enemy is al Qaeda. Not The fucking guys trying to renew his driver's license. The Guy is trying to get through customs guys going to the airport or the guy. Parking is carver. This bumper hanging four inches. Knock it off. Yeah well they never know. Maybe because I'm Canadian. They're thinking maybe I got some up something you'd never know right. They did The one of the bigger Bust basically Terrorist bust was is a coming through Canada. Yeah Yeah Schiffer that and nobody but it was but it worked there were coming to blow up lax. Yeah and There were awesome and it was a chick who was working. Although if it's anything like the chick who stopped me customs liffey on. I mean technically probably some follow being tubing being there. But that's about it. And She Bazeley Shaw Guy Driving through and didn't like the way the Dude lucked a AH essentially. She looked at the dude and went. Yeah I I don't know I don't know the students at my spidey. Sense Tingling. Stop the Guy and found a bunch of I duNno Now explosives in the trunk and I guess the guy was on the way to lax to blow it up profiling. The evidently the best way to find terrorists is not by behavior and by site. Yeah but you can't have that Kanye because that's where we also like to test that like have me. Someone like looks. Looks like me like you. Just just walk up and be acting all bad driver. Whatever his whiteness Canadian cool you know but I totally get it ah she? I don't know what the dude look like but the chick and we need this is I mean i. I don't think we can take it away from a the law enforcement personnel. which is if you got a bad vibe about somebody? You should be able to act on that as law enforcement like. I don't know if it's training. I don't know if it's just your central nervous system. I don't know if it's repetition. I don't know what it is but if you see somebody who's passing through your checkpoint and and they freak out a little bit palm aside you have your and if the guy did nothing and there's nothing in the trunk then so be it I guess We got dude food. It's kind of up to. That's got a little. That means dwayne Dwayne Johnson. Yeah yeah well he looks. It's like come on like you have better. He looks like a day he looks like the like one of the bad guys like true lies or something like that's the scary scary dead. I Yeah L.. Well the other thing too is look. I've said this many times it when you're angry you look angry like their guys out there. That are eh walking around angry all the time. Eventually your face will take the shape of what you're thinking. We all know the dumb chick luck even tell dumb dumb chicks named dump dudes. It'll look like thinking about anything you know if you ever go to hooters and just look at all the waitresses you can tell. They're not thinking about anything and There's a gay. There's when you've been thinking about pack Dulong face starts. No there's a racist there's like a stone or love rock and roll really look like a giant though. No maybe it's starting a little a little like vagina. Let's see do purse your laps Yeah Yeah I mean I could see. I'm pretty sure that was like a balloon. Not I'm just saying if you're walking walking around thinking about blowing up the white devil twenty years eventually it's going to take a shape your face. We'll take that shape. Your is at least you know what I'm saying. Yeah however they're probably so many people who walk around with that kind of face who don't ever act on it and you know what we got to check their trunks and nothing in Senate moved on to take all the five minutes you gotta give the devil. His due cheekbones is a good looking looking also like I. I wonder I wonder if they L.. Hey guys who have the nice skin. The nice striking cheekbones elected beardless. You know what I mean like you wonder if like shakeout pockmark goes with full beard like our hair lamp in a really bad skin. I'm going to go ahead and grow the beard and then the dude who is looking pretty good without the goes you know what I think I could. It's slipped by the Canadian authorities. If I went with the big old beer wait in their culture. That's hideous thoughts like smoother. The skin is gross. That's the kind of guy you find on an online dating site I have given up. I've seen eight million of that guy t date like I know some hipsters in Silverlake that look way more terrorist like this guy. Does I theory of you guys. I can dig this but all countries where the guys have. Huge beards are all misogynists countries nor too cold because every every essentially actually no wife like the old man to really grow it out. It's always ask tickles. It can't go down on her. It's weird it's like. I don't like the kiss issue. You got food stuck in. It smells funny. There's would pack right like I don't want I don't like this but all countries where they go like hey man. I'm growing a huge beard. There's like fuck screw you face. Burqa going. Yeah it's like It's essentially saying to the ladies. Your vote does not count here. Say Your wives yeah. Listen I don't care how many or bothered by my horrible pubic you. Big fucking bird's nest aired by the way we're not talking about James Brolin Circa one thousand nine hundred eighty five. We're talking about just big old Pew Bush you know it's basically saying the ladies. Hey Screw Ya yeah. I don't care so like I'm that's like the the the hipsters silverlake how what was their their thoughts behind I are they assholes. They don't give a shit about women that is I. Don't give a shit what I look like. Now they're not fans of the ladies over there and silver like tell you that now how come from Canada not a fan to learn these things silverlake net not a fan of ladies. Okay number two. There's a sort of screw you DUDA society like there's kinds of beards. There's three beards. There's I grow beard because I like beard. There's a beard because I have a weird double chain and I'm sorta trying to hide it the I'm going to make the best of it kind of beard and then there's just fuck it I'm I'm essentially Ted Kaczynski thin-skinned also the facial hair though like look I've made chinstraps Croly thingy with the sole patch and it takes like sculpting. Yeah there's have no personality but I will express it this sculptor sculpture shipments. Yeah Yeah. That's the tribal tattoos face says I'm creative. Okay versus there's there's there's there's the there's the guy there's the biker biker beard Richard's like fuck it yes outlaw my chins and outlaw sideburn lips and outlaw. Yeah and I feel like my upper left a beer belly L. E. in a bad ass like Harley Davidson. That's cool like that's like I don't give a fuck but I'm asked on right. Also there's there's people who do the and there's a lot of these people sadly which is i. Don't bring anything to the party but I will always be known as Weird Beard Guy. Yeah like everyone at my work knows who I am. I'm not funny. I'm not tall. I'm not good looking. I'm not interesting. I'm not educated. I don't have opinions except for everyone knows me. 'cause they'll let's go you mean we're we're bearded guy and go. Yeah that guy. There's people like that attention although they don't realize that we're all sort of laughing at them behind their back. Yeah and I don't think it translates into an ounce of Weird Beard Guy Peaked in the ninety S. I speaking of an ounce of Pussy. I accidentally will not no. I dated a guy who had like weird beard thing happening and I was always embarrassed about it and it didn't last We're all your friends like. Why are you Dane? Aim Weird Beard Guy. They're like he's cool. What's up with his face? Of course who have specific hats when I go out of my at that weird hat guy like not a cap or anything weird cap guys. We're everything like yeah. You're the kind of weird I yeah. I don't know yeah doors those. Yeah because it's a specific choice when you go out you're like I'm gonNA. I'm GONNA be a hat guy tonight night like that's a chill anytime. You cultivate something. Then you get sucked into it then you have to kind of go that direction you know what I mean. It's like it's it's like it's one thing if you just announce like rock music but at a certain point start dressing like you're in the ban. And then you get the jewelry with the skulls on and Ed or you know what you're wearing too biker boots everywhere and then before you know every fucking days Halloween yeah and I always wonder about these guys like I just WanNa go to I. Just I've got to go to a liquor store and get a pack of cigarettes. Hold up on the fucking pirate jewelry. We're missing earring. Where's your boots and leather pants? It's like I I love being flip. Flop Sweat Pants Guy. Yeah like I. I'm wearing I'm wearing slippers slipper. You're pretty dressed up today though I I know if I mentioned this show pilot earlier today but yeah I'm i. I had to shave and put her hair gel and did have one of these moments Ah The At Fox which is went to the Makeup sat down for makeup. Got The makeup put on and then gave the so. Where's hair where's hair hair? Where's the hair department? Oh we don't they didn't You know you're working on a fucking pilot with this shitty budget. Where's hair we don't been have? They have hair. Oh Oh okay. So you're doing hair too now. Well you have a little thing like cream or palm aid or something in your basket there now now. So there's no weird I've weird I've been wearing a beanie for three days. Pubic hair thing going and I was planning on getting getting some shit my hair before I went out on stage now really and I always want to say to the make. Shouldn't you have to by law. Take one of those little canisters of the crew or whatever that shit is just throw it in the fucking Satchel just for this occasion and then you always get this thing. I got hand cream and I'm like all right give it over and I used Yeah I use I use the ultra glide stuff. I I use personal lubricant on my my hair before work. No no it's all it's basically here's deal. Everything is essentially just petroleum troll eum jelly in life water-based. I know I know. But see how everything you put in. Your hair is basically everything involve heirs right. There is in life. There's there's alcohol there's like rubbing alcohol and then there's there's petroleum jelly and then then there's Petroleum oil and then they add color and San whatever but it's all based on one of those three hours elementary particle. It's like and then there's glycerin any that's about it and by the way if it'll go on your cock it'll go on your hair and anywhere in between your hair and your cock now for ladies. There's all sorts. It's three minutes or me Sir mechanics all sorts of silicone products that we put in our hair. There's a whole different class of either way you could put on either. Chick had nothing in her in her bag except for some like vacillating an intensive care. Whatever hands so I said all right and it over just dump it in my hair and then later on someone showed up with some crucial breath and by the way that's sounds like rock car and he tried to smear it in your hands at roles like silly putty and then you put on your hair and you get a week white role you gotta like like a load of something like you know when you get in your hair? Yeah all right but it's still three or four days still yeah But yeah no it's How the pilot that seem to go? I don't care anymore I don't care the the other one the other bad hair. Goose stuff is. I don't know if you guys feel my pain on this poor ball. Brian as the stuff you rub together like you do this like a palm eddie kind of stuff. I bought some stuff at keells. It was like eighteen bucks and I said all right everything. Keells makes is good. And that'll go. Good my hearing about this shit at keells. And it's kind of a creamy amy gooey. Kind of whatever. My Hair's a patch of pubic needs to drink it up. So you scoop your hand in you rub your hands together and then as you go to rub it in your hair. It's Spider Heider webs in drapes down on your face because it gets the little weird. You can't pull your hands apart without doing the weird cat's cradle hats cradle title action. And so as you do on your hair you feel stuff dripping. Down liquid hairnets. Yeah I don't know what it is but it's a horrible fucking product. You're like shouldn't Jilin should've work this shit out. That's discussing an eighty dollars. It'd be good right. I figure any hair product. When it's over fifteen dollars? This is going to be good. Gentlemen Karol much to learn almost the same. The cheap ones even smell better. Now I know through the nose for salon products when really you could be using drugstore products. Thank you John Stahl. I know I get I get in the pantene argument with my wife. All is well every time you turn on one of those John Stott reports or whatever where they do the consumer whatever they try to figure out if the expensive shampoo or expensive anything thing is better than the whatever and it's it's always sort of the same active ingredient and by the way you know what's coming because they wouldn't do the special if it turned out the expensive shit was that much better Arcadia the two ninety nine swamp as good as the eighteen ninety nine whatever and I always report this to my wife and she always says I don't care which saw Maybe she likes the packaging as you make up like why like the package. There's a lot in the package and there's a lot in the sent you don't realize how now that fucking digs India like there must be some Canadian smell. You have John Young Smell of maple and snow with Adnan. It would bring you back right. Yeah a little bit Putin you guys don't put Tina's fries and gravy and cheese really sounds like Canada. Wow Wow that's what killed John Candy. Yeah Yeah Yeah Patine. Oh you had never had. Oh man you gotta try the state they have some they have some isn't pantene. We're talking teen is. Yeah there you go so you know it's like it's horrible like it's horrible for you but There's why actually like I. I run on the TREADMILL podcast because I eat way too many of these. How do you now do you make your own Putin out here? No no no no no. There's there's one place that actually serves serves it an animal animal on Fairfax. They have a high class one. But you need like the cheap show you this like would cost you about three dollars And it's delicious when you're wasted did a three hour three. It's three in the morning food right where you wake up that I say go. What did I do all I had the Patine at four in the morning right you know it telltale gravy Av stain on your T. shirt? There's nothing worse because it. There's nothing worse than the calories that you didn't remember. Yeah I always you say it's horrible. You ever have this thing where you kind of trying to watch your way but okay you cut yourself a piece of cake or pie or something like that. You're in the kitchen. You take your first bite and the phone rings and it's like you're on the phone and you look down at the Pie and you're talking to the person and the next picking away pie while you're talking to the person and then you hang up ten minutes later you look down fucking pies gone. Yeah like fuck eight this piece of pie talking to my goddamn about nothing. And I have no recollection ignore. Did I get any satisfaction from eating this pie. Because it's fucking talking to my mom. Yeah yeah yeah no it's I I do that. I do that more alcohol but yeah beyond the team regret. Oh all the time and and I mean on tour as a comedian you out after shows and stuff and wake up sometimes with any Elaine. All the all the all the stores or the TACO bells close so you go to like seven eleven by like hot dogs and Baloney sandwiches. You wake up the next morning but just chip bags and Baloney sandwiches and the one two punch of that is when you do a show and then you do a late show and then you're getting out of the club and it's like twelve thirty at night and you realize you didn't really eat because if I show is at eight o'clock and you just don't want a big meal at seven o'clock because no one wants to go out on stage especially if you're gonNA do two shows and be out there like yeah lose my bell. She's eliminated air. There's no whereas as you know that feeling like Thanksgiving feeling. Is there anything other than fucking stand up. You know what I mean like. No one wants to fuck stand there and do two shows thanks giving feeling yeah yea so See do that thing where you go all right and then you get out of the club and it's like twelve thirty at night and you get back. The hotels like one. Am and everything's closed. You realize I didn't really eat anything anything. And he got a drink a few free beers over the club. And then you go. What's in that minibar? Now you got the same fucking gross show their own hangover over except for your out twenty six dollars orange dust under your nail. You just ate some shit you can mix not set you back. Eleven dollars fucking. You gotta remember eating that. Yeah and if you'RE GONNA go for you might as well be good schilling. You're not choosing. You're just like looking at you. Go well this is the whatever. Yeah you start talking talking yourself into the giant giant steroid cashews they have in there. Yeah Yeah I was at the Zanies in In Nashville and I in between in the first second show. I ate half a pizza gone on stage and I had vertigo at the time and Vertigo Vertigo. From like my my You know my sinuses when I was lying got fucked up and like I was kind of had a bit of Vertigo. And maybe a little nauseous. I was thinking I had have a pizza. Get up on stage. Sandy's Zanies fifteen minutes into my said about like an hour fifteen minutes in. I started panicking because I think I'm GONNA be sick. Go and the entire hire time. I was sweating bullets sandy there. I'd make crack jokes to the audience. Hey by the way again I pretend like oh I drank and like smoking weed like so that you know and I'm like Oh oh you know if I run out Puke Just ignore it you know. And I'm Kinda joking around forty five minutes and kept it kept like just I I it would ease Z's way and it'd be okay. Okay now I'm good and start moving around all of a sudden. Oh Shit I'm GONNA Mark Wright and Lit I got off stage and I ran to the The the CONDO that they have four comedians and I just puked the entire peace as soon as I got up stage. And how like how amazing would that have been if I yeah. I think that's a better her story like if I puked onstage right yeah way back story. This is Kinda look on somebody. Yeah in like you know in the front row. Oh European don someone Yeah really have is I mean I was in high school. Yeah I The reason I know this is well. Yeah I puked on John Tyler From in highschool because who he grew up down the street for me when I was in high school and Remember remember well Tyler John Tyler. Well give you the dude's name a couple of things funny fast Puke story uh-huh yeah okay. Where are you interrupting me? I I Wait A it doesn't doesn't how do you get there so I was wondering that he's on it. Yeah Yeah don't we have a Certain lower kite linger your explanation. How about leaving the jokes to Adam? Oh my God so how about you leave the joking two atom now. I John was a couple years older than me and I was like fifteen or sixteen. And there's a little peer thing going on and the you know the weekend weekend before he'd got some like Henry Weinhard's private reserve and we're chugging him in his kitchen and I it because of the carbonation and the beer I just couldn't like Shug it like goes. Yeah bobbling in my nose and stuff and so I said listen. I don't mind the alcohol. I can hold my booze like any fifteen and a half for your old. But but it's the carbonation The following weekend our Buddy Chet had Worked at the AM PM market on the corner. Any ripped off one of those big glass jugs of by boone's farm white wine or something bad in a little handle. You put your thumb through the glass cheap cheap chardonnay thing and they took it back and it was like a Friday night and he said all right. This doesn't have bubbles in. I and I was like I dump so imagine taking white wine and essentially dumping the white wine into a tumbler. Just cheap white. Why yeah we cheap white wine filling a glass with it? Well you could drink it as fast as you could like. You could do it with vodka and you couldn't really do it with but cheap sweet white wine. It's SORTA like gatorade or something apple juice and I was like Gung Gung Ho Gung Villa up again. And then I don't don't don't don't don't go go no problem no problem because it went down very easily. It came back up fairly easy to we got in the back of VW Square back. And the reason. I remember it is. I was John had. He had two sweaters. That were exactly the same except upper there. Were like the same cut v-neck everything else. One was read one was blue. He gave me the blue one and he put the red one on and we went out to party. We're going to parking working wearing like get high and then we're going to go to the broom ball game that the girls were playing against each other on the ice It's a long story before we got there on the way home from the park I was sitting in the back seat of the VW leaned over to John. I think off act all over John and ironically ironically all over both sweaters which took out two of his sweaters because I was wearing one and he was wearing the other and Later on I was able to crawl crawl up my driveway and sleep on my driveway until the morning hours and then I remember two things following day. I had a bits of gravel. My cheeks Because I slept on our asphalt driveway which are sort of fall apart and my eyelids were actually bloodshot from heaving heave leave. I hit yet so powerfully that I'd blown out my islets essentially broken all the vessels in my eyelids lids from like I mean it's like like if somebody's gotta take a shit for five minutes straight as hard as you can your eyelids islets would eventually get blown out innocent. We are at that age. We look we can actually put this in our mouth and swallow it. Let's keep doing and then you have to do at least once to learn your lesson at that age. No Oh yes as badly. But I'm now forty six and I'm drinking tonight. And that's the point to the kids as well. Something called Grit pussies goes. I learned my lesson. I absolutely did not not learned my lesson. I vomited many more times. Get a cheap bottle white bitch Right now I I'm telling you I've been then Thrown up because of Boos News at least forty times since then by the way. Drew is always sickened by that statistic. Oh Gosh Zik and I always say my defense half the time. I did it to myself. Just bad which doesn't help and his department but yeah I've Pew at one time. It was a remarkable. Well I was out at a cottage with my buddies and every day we'd wake up just hung over his. How you know that feeling relaxed? There's no way I'm drinking today. And you just force it like yeah. No it's sunny it's eleven. Am we have all this alcohol. You just start going again and just forcing yourself to accept it and after two three vodkas. You're good good good and I did this four five days in a row and I just alcohol poisoning one day. My Body just was like dude. You know what you're doing to your body. I'm not allowing this anymore. More and I puked for twenty four hours straight. And you know that. Feeling that great feeling after you puke and you're like okay that's done yeah good check. I'm good feeling about a minute and a half and then right back to that No like for twenty four hours straight. I could have died the worst the worst I feeling on the planet whether it's sort of a self imposed vodka related puke or it's a flu puke is that moment where it crops up again because there's that moment you purchase like you put your face over the toilet you heave your guts out and you pop your head it up and you have sweet relief. There's that moment of like bullet dodge all right. I'm done done I'm done I'm done and Somehow and like the next fifteen to twenty minutes. You'll you'll feel like okay. I okay all right and then you stop thinking about it for a minute and you sit on the Sofa and you're like watching. BTV and you get a little What was that? And that was a little that little fear little nine little something coming back and you're like That's not at the Bay and then twenty minutes later. You're full blown again. But what that little inkling just that little it's coming back. Yeah you know what's coming as soon as you feel that you know what's down the road. It's the worst. I just As a we talked about just did a podcast over. Dr Drew's Place Allison's since very jealous but leave you didn't bring me even not to do news. This is set at the foot of the bed just to hang out. Yeah just a rifle through his midway drawer roar would never I would never I would. Just sit there with my hands cross. And I'd say thank you for bringing me the thing. The thing that's the turn on about drew is the reason you can't have him. The Ladies Love Ladies Love drew because you know. He's he's the Silver Fox and all that that kind of stuff but really the reason they love because he's so dedicated to his wife in such a dedicated family man and he loves his kids and he's still responsible and all that shit that's careers. Mickey Rourke you could have but you don't want it see if if ever there was a moment where actually I had the opportunity to have him. Then yeah I wouldn't like them at all because it would just dash my pedestal. It'd be really weird it'd be it'd be really weird to have Dr drew dumpy. All the Sylvia's my wife's raising one of my kids in the hospital but we got time for him in a platonic ideal of panties disintegrate. If true ever snapped his fingers he could add in your life around him he could he could actually just yell at Your Vagina. Chuck shopping appointed as Cock and he would Li like a laptop look of compassion passion like he does have the sad face yeah. She's turned when the model was molested. He is when the model was molested on on a show always always no matter what. I'm having a bad hair day and I feel like he'd look at me with that like Must be hard. Yeah I feel your follicle pain. Yeah how about a good News Day translation. Oh yeah the rest of the news approach. With Alison Rosen. John Lewis. How you I'm looking for a good altro for my segments so if anything comes to you not yet tell me during the okay all right so strong mind from last night count? Yeah it's good yeah okay and Arizona. Restaurant Arizona. Restaurant received death threats when it announced its plan to sell tacos made from Lyon meet. Brian maisonneuve owner Boca tacos and Tequila in Tucson says the restaurant and his family customers and vendors received threats since he began taking prepaid orders for the exotic tacos he was going to be charging. Eight dollars and seventy five cents apiece. The reasonable for alliance threats for that It sounds cheap. Actually she for line. Eatery has also served python alligator elk kangaroo rattlesnake oyster oysters voice tres. Duck Frog frog like account calling and threatening to kill you if you saw that phrase seventy five right and maybe the sad. Yeah maybe make a trilling. Yeah Yeah So. Evidently you can sell Lyon meet if there was enough lines and it's like raised and slaughtered and whatever the only here like all sometimes lions are an endangered species and stuff like that or they're like Ryuhei does not make lion tacos guys like. I don't know how it works other than and to me. Whatever tastes the best? We should eat like I would eat lion. Well here's the thing. It's a cultural thing. Obviously I mean it's like religion religion when you see all the little nutty kids being dragged up and down Fairfax Boulevard with their stupid Dad's al-Qaeda beers pay us and black hats. It's the middle. It'll of fucking chill line. They're wearing a black dust or a black hat and realize okay. You guys are fucking nuts and the kids by the way are being abused. But that's how they're being raised. They're being raised by his Sadiq. Jews and that's fine and that's what they know and magically that kid will have all the values that seek Jew has and then if Shirley Phelps raised do you have all the shitty values that they have and if you're raised by an atheist or you're raised and the CAL cal whatever Bush then that would be how you were so will be raised by someone who eats Lions Zona Right. I'm saying we cows and we chickens and there are certain fish we eat and there's certain things you know certain things in the seaweeds and things we don't eat and it's all just becomes a sort of cultural thing like Elias. There is a pretty weird thing to eat. Yeah unless you grew up next to a sizzler and there are some surf and turf for ninety nine. And it's pretty normal the lobster. I'm very much. I don't like people who don't eat certain animals because they think that. Oh no no. You don't need a horse horses. Shut up a cow's beautiful cows like whatever you're not uses seeing horses and movies being eaten I've they've argued on the Majeste. Oh meter that swordfish is a much more majestic beast than many birds and many other things with four legs that we don't eat Here live cattle dog. For instance. People be appalled and s eating dog but there's millions millions of dogs and half of them are fucking no good and they just chew up shit everywhere. When's the last time a marlins ship your yard? Yeah you ever step in Marlin. She hit hit me okay. That's right it's not like jogging in the park for the brand new pair of tennis shoes. Marlins Shit it's never like. Oh so Nima smell my Marlin on me. Yeah Yeah prominent swordfish now. It's because we don't let's see them every there in the ocean so who cares dogs fan but I'm just saying oh I don't seem to eat a Koala bear light. That's where I draw the line. What the fuck is the difference with a goal I mean as two thumbs and and then I eat it all hi? I'm just quality shit math because they're bear in a tree. It was one thing to get shit on by. Allow Them Sparrow School Ryan all right. Well they got the word bears cute. They're they're they're big enough to to provide a decent size Low to shit absurd little to bear that shit on you first stop. It's only matter of time. Shake countdown I just saying where's you would look at it as a pleasure. Maybe have some sort of six sexual fetish reddish about being koalas Scott involving Walla. It's it's cockatiels Koala bears if if we have enough of them we should be able to eat them brilliant brilliant well. What's the deal with a account horse? I think you eat all if you if you don't need any animals and you're like okay that's cool. You're putting all animals the same boat if you eat some but some are cute so you don't even say so what it is. It's The lady bug versus the silver. See A lady bug in your kitchen. Okay Good Luck. What the fuck? No one's been fucked with by silver fish and no one's had any favors done by a lady bug dude school. He scores none none of that. They don't they all do nothing. We just were so aesthetically oriented roaches and silver fish. They looked shitty. So they get fucked with you know what I mean. Yeah fuck and mouse and a Gerbil or a hamster you know what I mean. Yeah we're store that sold French rack of kangaroo. Because that's how how you doing how you get it kangaroo. Now I wouldn't Marsupial Dude. No and plus they box to I would never I used to pass by and think. Oh Gross Okay so meanwhile Taco Bell has been accused of misrepresenting. Its meet a law. Firm has slapped the fast food chain with with a lawsuit for false advertising. What Taco Bell calls season beef is actually less than thirty five percent beef which is lower than the Department of agriculture standards to be labeled beef? The the other sixty five percent is water. Soy Lecithin Maltodextrin silicone dioxide. That's what gives it. Its flavor tied. Dusting agent modified cornstarch and other taking on things. But isn't this a good thing probably like you know when she rather just be if your kid at a choice b behind it between eating what Taco Bell could afford as one hundred percent for twenty one cent tacos or thirty five percent beef and then the rest. It'd be like cornstarch and some other fillers like better. They should just eat that right I. I'm just saying I don't think you're going to get a horrible cut of one hundred percent beef from Taco Taco bell or a horrible kind of thirty five percents. Wonder I mean who cares what I think but right for your heart out okay and your arteries I'll bet you that you'd be better off eating the TACO bell beef. That doesn't have that much it's beef. But a bunch of other fellow routing and fillers and whatever in terms of just fat coursing through your veins. Then the non it's not filet Mignon John or Taco Bell. It's bell's version of. Yeah right probably does it. Probably like a bunch of antibiotics in the in the beef and all that nasty like all all that so I don't know may I mean this regardless it's terrible for you but you know it's a labeling this answer my question that I've been asking for a million years which just how is it a Taco Bell Taco. was you know. Twenty five cents twenty five years ago and you know gas cars homes James Everything up minimum wage everything's gone up ten-fold at Taco bells gone up six cents like the TACO has not moved. It really. Isn't I mean really like seriously I've gone into Taco Bell with five dollars like give me three soft Tacos two bean burritos and to case of de as and had the guy give me like two dollars in eighty one cents. Change like say insane. Yeah it's very reliable currency instead of buying gold by tacos that's right safe-deposit by now overseas. That's right and count overseas yeah Taco account. I like Taco Bell. I I like I like it better than del Taco why I think it tastes better than a lot. My friends would have some words for you really sound like this why I am The same thing every time I get the bean burrito and I tell them to put the tomato Exxon in there like the tomato mixed in makes you feel like I'm getting a food food group And by the way as you're paying there's a guy yelling it's ready you're like I haven't got my change back. I'm still feeding my Pennies into that weird thing that have some kind of thing where you can give back to the community or feeding the pennies into that thing and the things ready on the other side off. Okay Yeah God you give your special blood you feed your special pennies and by the way is a day. I dropped a fucking nickel into who a a meter into a parking meter and it went back two minutes today. I went fuck it right. Actually I was younger. I ah you go into a decent part of La and you feel you you just put a dime a parking meter and an arm will come out punch you. It's like you don't get you'll get eight minutes. Fuck Yourself. So when the parking meter decides what coins are worth it really does and when you can't get ten ten minutes like if a coin won't buy you ten minutes fuck it. It Ain't worth going in the Ashtray. Your car give it to the retarded kits I throw I throw pennies out sometimes. Real asshole yard just weird. Any you know it's not you're not a bad person but but for the Empire State Eight building. I also dropped a pound of feathers and heavier at the same rate. Yep All right so pennies not worth anything anymore and actually I think they cost us more. I heard stopping the whole thing. Anything Cause ause less than a penny so the making of pay penny. It couldn't cost less than a penny. Yeah cost value. Yeah and so and also it's not copper oper- anymore we could bring a lawsuit against them to just like the beef and Taco Bell Nickel. That ain't good for shit anymore. Either trying to like open DESCR Shit for the good is when you're looking for exact chain near like damage any nickels pretty much quarter and above and again out he. uh-huh are good though because their dense like if you have a sack of quarters are a sack of dimes. I think you can actually have more dime money for the same mm size. This would be a nice time for me to tell you guys about a new show. We're launching on the ACE broadcasting network call about change called juuling it up without. It's going to be Friday night out down chewing it down. That's well that's the twist twist I John. Let's let's give you shit a little plug. Aw Showy Yeah okay First off oh I should say that The series The League third season picked up Arizona. FX Axe right Oh new comedy on. By the way I kill people currently on top of the I tunes jar. It's up there. It's not top of it. It's yeah it's it's it's climbing the mountain but he stopped halfway and it was like all right. I'm done Yeah and where do we go. We WanNa go to Your website. It's John Lewis Joie dot com which is hard as J. O. N. L. A. J. O.. EILLY E. DOT com. I mean you can just on Youtube and put my name in or right. Show me your genitals they want. Oh that's it yeah. Yeah yeah video. Saudi Scotty Youtube easy place to find all right. We're the hell Were we well Bryan any parks you doing all right. Phil welcomes on on Friday Down East Broadcasting Network Right and until next time. This is Adam Corolla for Bald Bryan Jon Lajoie. Thanks for having me not bad And Alison Rose Insane. Mahala and that was Jon Lajoie very talented back in two thousand eleven when he sat down with. Brian doesn't have any interviews or anything anymore. Cooled having back on the show greed all right. 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But we got you here for the whole episode so armee laying and Nick Dipaolo oh promoting their direct. TV show which was like a multimedia live video feed kind of a podcast and radio. Show type thing. This is back from February of Twenty twelve. Already already laying nick. Dipaolo Alison Rosen. Brian Bishop Adam Corolla show seven sixty six and the weirdest part about this is not only has adam turned down the eastern job as well documented documented for people who are fans and. We know what happened for details and that ended up already laying getting the job and then of course entourage were Adams asked to guest star and baby doll turned it down without asking. Ask Him because he was too busy an early and got that job this direct TV deal. Adam revealed on air. It was actually offered him. I yes so. There's three huge jobs that Adam uncover already laying. That's crazy but this is hilarious episode as great for the whole entire time and once again Adam Corolla giving already laying another job. Yeah get it on got to get it on no choice but to get it on mandate get it on and welcome. Welcome to the program. Good Day Brian. I want to lots of money. I need it at good day. Alison Rosen Adam Corolla and good. CRT Lang and Nick Dipaolo here. Hey guys man. What's up? The Nick and Artie Show weeknights from ten PM. Probably don't need the word from in there just ten PM cut take ten PM to one. Am Eastern. How's it going right now? We're out here on the West Coast Swing Promotion Promotion when you're and we did your show and Conan O'Brien radio sucks at the beginning doesn't it doesn't everything I mean for me. It was at the end of my last. I saw the beginning of a renaissance for no new partners. Timing right clocks wraps and now now it's worse than fucking even of how bad you are at the beginning thing where you think you're just going to sit down and something's going to happen and nothing really. He happens that hurts. Oh yeah friends. A long time you know. Did the road together. Doing standup always make each other laugh. A coffee shop a diner and a couple of months. You're on the air going. I don't know this person exactly. How what are we going to say? Funnier anything interesting and then You know a few days later forget about Abbott and Costello. so much of radio is repetition so much maybe even maybe more so than almost any other form of entertainment just rent. Most of the guys in radio aren't funny any right but they have reps and if you take a really funny talented guy and you just sat him down with no rap. He's GONNA ask by a super unfunny guy who arguing it it's like I've been unfunny for fifteen years working in every major city in this country being unfunny and he'll kick this shit and the program directors they don't have the sort of bill belichick mentality of this guy's a raw talent. Well we'll work with. It's more like that's right. I've seen in ten minutes. That's enough for me. Ask cracking back. Zack in the morning guys latest story. I've never heard anybody. There must've been fun with all. That was bullshit. I gotTa give you credit when they made him your coach. You just stopped going into the Adam I gave it a shot and then and I stopped coming in. And there's a couple of things first off my agent James Baby Doll. Dick's Jimmy represented me for a while. Back Sweet Rambo. He would tell me because I had a big contract. I was getting paid a lot of money and and I can't do it. I cannot do it anymore because the thing about Bounden duty as Bonnici at midnight when you're drunk is tolerable Colorado right but you gotta be really fucked up and it's got to be really late and the bars got to be really loud. Even then it's only for fifteen dollars a couple of minutes at a time tells you one story about punching punching somebody say you gotta go the bathroom exactly do at five fifty a single morning just. The room is thick with AKS ax. He's been doing Jesse. A Guy guys who work out in cowboy boots doing chin ups wearing tight jeans belt buckled stuff. Like the guys who are working in non workout apparel and always kind of energy where I saw I I did. Stand up at the Tower Theater Philadelphia once. And he's a big he. He was a radio guy there for a while and the promoter doesn't give me this tidbit of information upon do she's GonNa do a set before I go okay. He who's material. Yeah he's bombing he bombed for like an hour and ten minutes is one of those guys have so much energy doesn't realize what he's doing is an amazing he just keeps going win in. The crowd is losing the crowd. So it's like and then he just hands me dig out of an eighty foot hole and he's just got that that blind energy where everything he's doing great they they like what I'm saying. I like what I'm saying. Everything's fine but it's not five. You're losing control of reality. And I wanted to strangle a promoter because it was just a nightmare that on the radio I couldn't even how long Adam six six am six started six am at for one year. Oh Jeez and then when we when we came back it was one of those radio guys are horrible and listen. I don't even I mean if you went back to that theme well I don't even mind Danny personally. It was just ISO shitty. It was not the right fit and so I said I said I kind of gave Danny the luck where two lead guitarists in the same ban. rat poison to play hollowed out. Fish over there in the corner. Remember remember what Tracy used to your show you remember in. The Partridge archerd. Family has played the tambourine where the actual battle of the of the battles were glued together. That's we need you to do so so I was like no but seriously like you need to go do your own show and I need to go do my own show. We're both doing our own show on top of each other. We need to never see each other again. We're to tops. We need a bottom in this right so to tops never worked right so I said I said the guy's radio I I said look I don't I I don't really Wanna I just can't do this anymore. And they're like we hear you and I was like if you sign Danny. I can't I do this again. And they're like Yeah No. We're not went on think. We're going to sign Danny so just go and sign up for another couple of years but really I can't work with Danny and they said yeah no we hear you now sign up for another two years and I signed up for another two years and then a week later like well Danny signed his contract when we get to work and radio guys. You're so fucking stupid. Wait like look taking a guy doesn't WanNa work with another guy shoving them in the same broom closet for four hours every morning. It's not a great plans blatant lies. How long they're they're gonNa get away with and then they throw it in my face? Hey you sign your contract. Why would you sign your contract? If you didn't and I was like a coach eighty times and James Baby Doll Dixon's baby. Just pretend he's not there baby and other classic Dixon every morning. I'll pretend like he's not there. I remember I said to him how. `Bout I let a wild mccaw loom skin your house and you just Montana giant parrot. Isn't there sometimes. Sometimes you'll fling open the shower curtain. It'll be there and other times you won't see it for days and there are times you open your closet attack you but you know what pretend. And he's not that I said are you fucking nuts. I can't do that so I did something that was. I just stayed home right. And the smarter move the. But here's the real move. They started calling Dixit and Dixon started calling me and I wouldn't answer the phone because I didn't want Dickson to tell them baby. I talked on him. He's a little upset but don't worry he'll be. I wanted that air of I don't know where he's not picking up the phone kind of thing already. You know what I'm talking about. Oh yeah take it that far but I said certain point a Kimmel started calling and I said I didn't pick up the phone for him because I knew he'd call. Dixon eventually. Came to my house. You becoming the unabomber came. He came to my refrigerator box working on my manifesto beard at this point. It was. You know it was Santa Claus. s something San on Galifianakis. You've seen those logger shows does want to show for their logging. L. Gore election put on eighty pounds. So he just banged on my door and said you pick up your fucking phone phone. Everyone's driving me nuts and don't tell them I'm not talking and that's what Jimmy and begged them to go get you said who lives closest Adam who mighty answer store and they went and got Jimmy and Jimmy went and got me then. Start yelling at me that. They're driving him insane. Gadget Dixon. He represented me for a few years in the mid nineties. That guys like he's if there's a caricature of an agent but the typical like throwback to the forties Marlboro reds. Like you know that whole like a Madman Madman. He's the man I gotta show you. I I went out to lunch with Dixon today. And if someone will go get my phone for my car are and take a look at the last Brando. The last picture Yes for the cover my book he jumped in there. The last picture I took on there was Dixon going out. He he not only he lives like he's in the fifties eggs overseas e. l. with the thing and a pound of Bacon. and He. Yeah he just eats like a guy from the fifties he does ever that guy for the fifty kind of like that automatic i. I took a picture of the Graveyard of sugar. It gets in creams. That have been spent like one of these guys who. I don't know why he likes coffee because he he drinks. Cream was sugar on coffee. Humming birds beak worth of coffee and they're like no detectable view like coffee. You can't tasting coffee what y'all show you. The picture of what he did at the table today. Insane all right. Let's talk about you. Guys like fifty. The eighteen fifties actually wrestler water buffalo. He vixen a five-star about Dixon. We go owners old Office away Mars big office there like a lot of it was a successful guy. Their bill is successful. Why more successful? Now Right. Like leeched on the Barnacle and does this started a top. He went out to a few launches when no agents. It's better goes come on. Let's get a steak once in a while and you buy your stake eight. Am Yeah so he had this huge corner officer William Marsh and they were trying to get me a development deal at Fox right and everybody had gone off me at the V got arrested for possession cogos in La County jail for a week and everybody was like. They're not gonNA give you a lot of money because your situation relation so to highest the author was like two hundred grand for like a year and a half Worth a Thai in me up and and Dixon hears about that and he goes what does La jerk off to when he goes getting here. We'll we'll fix you know like all right. I walk in there. He gets the president of Fox on the phone and goes like this he goes he goes Peter. Roth is dangerous. Listen million bucks you can take off. The marketing hangs up. I got I got seven hundred fifty. He's only going to get some fucking bacon and eggs take off the mark. I'm looking at already going to profile on already by the way and I'm getting some John Matuzek in exactly the hair with the new hair. I don't I booked. I'm playing him in his each Hollywood story you're cruise with the twos. Yeah he was. You you know throwback to an already the Sober feeling good is there. I have sober. Actually I just just paid for One of my sober buddies Rehab Stingier reform highschool look. Don't can have your number if you're going to make money move don't live in the same basic town are up and you'll be fucked if you keep all your old 'cause you get those calls calls like WHO's paying for this guy's Rehab? While he's parents aren't his wife isn't I'm not only by vice teeth. Teeth teeth from coke right and I want you want the security for me and I go. We'll call them. Eddie right glad you gotta get tif TIF T in Rehab. He got it right. He got a an estimate the teeth or six grand on my go. Get your teeth. Yeah I bought a teeth and he disappeared for two. You spent ten grand on Rehab by the way. There's no nobody nobody nobody thanks you the other thing. That's a little bit weird story. I told Nick about this. One kid about seventy two thousand dollars right at the time. He told me about forty grand. I had no cash. I mean the two thousand dollars so I'm writing a check and I had an aggravated look on my face and the kid goes Lang. What's with the attitude? Ah True Story this is seventy so I know what you're coming. This is the same guy who when I talked a couple of days ago. Oh you need the keys. ooh The army lock my car punishes Burns Punisher from a toilet. I I said to him. Hey Man I'm right in the second books coming out and I need some pictures for the book and I never owned a camera in my family never owned the camera but I always grew up with him and he had had a camera and we live were roommates for a while and I think I could get any pictures you have at the old house. The old apartment apartment us back in the day anything that might work for the book and he said Yeah I could get something together and listen as far as the other book goes honestly the reason. I never responded when you ask for pictures for the first book is called me and it didn't feel good and I'm like fucking busy and I've called you enough and giving you enough fuck and shit. You gotta be passive aggressive about me telling. My Assistant. Probably gave him a list of. Hey call all all these guys and asked him if they got pictures. I talked to these guys all the time. It's just I'm fucking busy or something. Never Been Busy Chrysler. Second really ought to keep you in check. They WanNa make sure you don't get arrogant because yes it can really get really. Yeah what do you better than me now. I have a guy who has teeth kid. I'm not yeah inserting nick. Nick retired everyone talking to already and Rehab. And how you doing. I appeal and go to talk about me. My wife watch American idol gets late retaining attaining. But for Christ sake guys lived an interesting life. Do I have on Rt.. We've touched on this a little bit and tell me how you're feeling I don't want to send you ashamed. Spiral shape catches great neighbour apor. DVD shame the guys. I know who have problems with addiction. Have a weird motor are in them. We're looking for is always tapping just tap tap tap tap and there's something going on and they're just looked. Oh by the way. That's that's James Baby Paul Dickson. That's halfway through the life cremers. Twelve Christ what he opens opens his sugars like terrorists. Empty a banana like he literally grabs nine in a row. Stacks nine like the human hand isn't mental Ashakzai. Once tears it apart strongman tearing a phone book in half and huge finger. Tears them all and because if he did them individually he'd be there for four hours hours adding sugar he's he really is a unique And he moved out here obviously now. No now used to live in Long Island with the kids everything going Il. Just just be like all this talk to him. And what's going on and I'll go like Jimmy made a solid b. m.. I'm coming out for a few days. Just come out for a couple of days. And then they'll go back again. Janet figured it out man somehow figured it out. It's got the blood sugar. Bb King Crab leg off him. Yeah it's it's in saying how the how the mandates and that's halfway that is halfway through the lunch that is not he'd had a couple more warm-ups after that Sugar Duggar. He's got. He always took palm in New York for a steak right. He had one hundred and forty past look Selfie Dixon though is a guy he's got a caricature on the palm out here. I tried to be really out his face on in the restaurant is the one and a Yorker and Hollywood. Maybe maybe both. There's one in Buffalo I saw. Isn't he's very what. What percentage of those guys who just have caricatures or sandwiches named after after that six? I'm sure Ruben was douchebag Wherever Monte Cristo Moncur. I'm just saying like triple black. All the guys up at the palm or up at the you know Dan Tana's or whoever Carnegie Deli in New York you'll see some all you gotTa do to get your photo up. There is because the guy's got no idea he's an older guy if you tell them you're popular right Paul. There's headshots comics. Maybe two open mics. Nineteen seventy eight runs rush. Still killer lived in New York all the headshots at laundromats guess them I live in. I live in Queens. I used to. I live in Queens and there was a laundromat in my neighbor. Did you get it. Had A picture of the fucking guys from DC looking great guys running this place in his seventies. Apparently the only one that could get virgin blood out of Bon Scott. Whatever we had we had the we have have the fluff and fold or like the dry cleaners would have tons of pictures but it was always the crazy deep Asians and I mean not you know not Kristi Yamaguchi Asian but t really crazy boatpeople kind of things fucking big picture? Rip Taylor behind the fan growing up what Waylon Jennings. Yeah I know I know on the Mekong Delta back the day huge fan of Waylon Jennings man. I'm like where do you know these. Someone tells you that person's popular right at the Carnegie Deli. You go up this guy look. I'm a big comedian. They're put Ego Bitchy Russell and Eddie Mahoney from Rowan and they've been up to thirty years some of them. Yeah I guess I just want to take him down the yellow like the magnet Qatar. Yeah Yeah I do the actual actually the place. We were eating today. Good neighbors has those pictures. There's up along but you don't have to be anyone they'll just they'll just put the picture up but the thing I always thought was funny as if you go to the part where. There's all the older pictures from the thirties. And in the forties and fifties. Everyone was smoking in the nine year. Old Girls are holding a cigar smoking and obviously not all of them smoke so said we're taking a picture here. hold the cigarette and they're like I don't smoke you don't have to smoke it. Just hold your door saying serious now for guy does smoking okay. Put the cigarette out. We're taking a picture there we're race. I think Dixon got on there because he was one of the few people who have smoking right. They still smoke Marlboro reds. He's the reds yeah looks healthy. He's fine he'll never gray hair. Yeah isn't that is three percent body body. Fat Alley does is smoke and eat riots blood in his stool. He doesn't even know it. Though you know I mean there's a lot of people looked healthy but inside they're running like a cantaloupe. I know but hey live everybody. That's confidence you don't even look. I check it every morning because I hit fifty the so the ratios going well hitting its stride. Yeah feels good. Where are you guys out of? Are you in New York in the city. We're in New York Right in the heart of the radio city radio city musical. Yeah and and we're going to Direct TV producers and they have the audience network and they're putting us on television and for that talk about like. I don't know where me and Nick went right here. But they're renting a six thousand square foot law for three years. Wow in TRIBECA middle of the mad and shoe juice store right across the street which means model Pussy. That's right so now you're running amok shortages could food in RIGHT-BACK US who is coming in and out of the apartment that Madonna would have on the side and this is like the stretch where they have the fifty thousand dollar mattress store store. That moved to Queens. Okay there's no bad neighborhoods in Manhattan left anymore. The whole thing is gentrified yuppies. Yeah there's nowhere to send. The tours does a joke. They WANNA get stabbed. You've got to go to Queens in. They GONNA make a bad already stabbing joke there but moving on. There's no oh bad one of my heart is just got to go home all right but I do it myself. I already so I was gonNA say look good. You know what we just did. Conan O'Brien show and then there was. They had me on the monitor like Nick. He's a good looking kid. If as a young George Raft though George around you know just like what I say is boop spray Tan and use bedhead manipulator going to He looked at me right. I saw a monitor what I look three days from death. Yeah I got the gray okay and I don't know I just I don't look well but You know I feel good. I feel well. What's the regiment for you again up and go lay down on the couch again? I tried to trainer and AH freeway this story like to me like healthy people. Just say stupid shit that I have no fucking tolerance for. This actually happened to me. This guy looks like right of Baywatch like just cut. You know bicycle pants right. My friend said see. This guy is a positive gay. Maybe I don't know but We go to air in the first a couple of weeks and I I was coming off heroin and everyone's while I'd stop sweating and legal but to matter man I l listen. I'll be honest with you. I'm trying aww heroin and it's hard to do that. I haven't substituted that feeling right and Dead Series you said to me he goes. Have you tried running and I go. I don't I don't understand what you're talking. I think it's a runner's high guarantee is just as good as the high from hit the twentieth mile. So now maybe a personal just let that go guys. Get back to the squat thrusts us but I was mad. I wanted to argue it. Sure I said a runner's high is just as good as the heroine was. Yeah I guaranteed I have you done. Herald goes goes. Now I go well then. You're not qualified the being this conversation. I've done both sure and I guarantee it's not even fucking close and then we'd just be a negative. I don't know being truthful. I listen As goof try heroin the non contentious come on I try it then come back all right. Tell you and I'll try running because apparently gotTa run twenty feet to get the yeah and I guarantee so long story short. He tried her when he's living went under a bridge already. He He the guy actually set up demand. It didn't last because I got mad at him and snapped and he called my friend. That record recommended me though. Because I don't like this guy I was rubbing on right so one and I have a game like eighty pounds from the pressure of losing his friend but you know as has a comedian. Who Cares right now as you know you guys you guys are healthy? You look right and you're funny still we'll figure it out. We did the test show for Christ Sake you how much you come in Tan and remember I know thanks. I don't know what happened there. I'm just saying you have the spurs are you. Are you going to meetings. Are you seeing a counselor therapist. A AH clan meetings since the seventies cake boss not the same thing let anybody in Colorado go fuck this year. You're white baby white women. I do that Shit. I mean you know steps. And I'm that Steph. We have to apologize to people fearing that horrible and I got they go. But there's a caveat to it they go unless it's going to cause trouble uh-huh uh-huh well. There's not one example where it wouldn't I want. You know when they go home or you might get arrested for them. Starting to think like I'm writing a second book to the three chapters that I'm starting thinking shit. I admit to an book and I'm going what the statute of limitations changing names date. Yes I I've been on the losing end. Yeah that seventh step or whatever step it is where they caused. Yeah I'd probably do something you right now. I don't give Shit. I'm fine with it. I my friends used to pee on me on a regular basis literally figure trying to other piss on me. I've been I've been hitting ear was shit before uh-huh come from La Right. Yeah like a blue collar neighborhood I guess yeah we were No. Everyone did everything to everybody. Didn't matter the old days where everybody wasn't so sensitive sensitive in the soles. So it's the weirdest thing when you get used to Hollywood or when you're from where we're from because guys are supposed the fuck with other guys like when you see those twenty twenty spots and they're like there's hazing going on at the football camp thing banking taking went on young boys and the other boys like. Yeah that's what you do and to hear it described and hold a coffee sitting narrow. Whatever name is and she's she's she's terrified of what's going on and it's like what would it? That's that's the way things work described any the stuff. Any of of my guy friends would have done. You know Daniel Gallison all right. We're we're out on one of our main sure. Best of tours wars with the judges and Jamaica was the greatest thing he ever pulled off comedy. I can't out of one paragraph like that. We gotta go jugie per week week. So we're I'm fucking around on -squitoes and he's you know he's he's he's driving on. He's in front of me. He doesn't seem he's in front of me. He's just he's he's going twelve knots. Do on the water. And he's just putting along and I come up. I'm combining I swing out wide and then I just come flying Indian adamant a last second I turn I hit with a big wake you know and I go I I call them and we get back to the beach and he's saying what the fuck what's that and I said what do you mean I just hit you with a way. Can you say hugh almost ran into me and I said no man. I just shot a little rooster tail. Almost ran into me EH buddy. I saw you the whole way just came up and gave you a shot. He say you've gotta hit and I was like. Oh my God. You don't understand in my neighborhood. Would they would have had a handful of Shit. Hit you right in the back of the head with it. Nick is there's With Co Comics. It's that time billion. Because you've got guys who are not only good at insulting nothing. But they're they're woody people. You're you're really. You're opening yourself up for getting dressed down and nick is like the King King at like of insults. That are so quick but so funny and there's a generation that appreciated that like the Don rickles. Think about the Don rickles used to say Oh my God just like I told story is turned when I did dirty work with norm rickles. They I couldn't remember his lines so they just said just insult just look at them in insult from his him and he right Kobe Gorilla Gorilla and talk to my stomach and said hi ice cream. Having good time around Baskin Robbins called and said you eighth found to only five flavors fat disgusting and then he went the Norm Norris lab and use. What's called you fat pig? Not as laugh when you're talking to his belly and then he goes. How did you get a movie? Directed goes cut Donnie. Canon norms norm. Mitch Okay who wrote the script horrible. Got Ninety down the fourth wall insulting north. Personally your DP doing a horrible job but but the the him and Patrice O'Neal Remember Yours Year was You're talking about two funniest guys would go at it sometimes and What tell Patrice to me when I miss? I miss fight on tough crowd. It was on tough crowd right. Yeah Yeah Yeah so I. We're going back and forth and I said Yeah. I don't think I ever did cut off guard. I knew maybe I did. I did someone I look. I did the have you and don't remember mindful help pay scale. Yeah Yeah Shitty Green Room but I said something the tree some zing back. They've got nothing so I reach for my cup of water like Comedians. Do and he goes. That's right stupid. Timing down in front of a live when I'm telling you that's what you do for a living sensitive about that we could do nothing but fucking laugh my ass I'll L. is one which one when he got a physical. No yeah you can tell it. So this he said it three hundred fifty pound black kid and he just he just died recently but he was really funny. We were pretty close now and no drugs or drinking a lot of commerce but he had health issues than eat well and go get physicals a lot and so I think it was like diabetic. And so there's this table at this club. The comedy cellar in New York and all the comedian can sit there and Anything goes it's how the world should be right race. Ever got a good sense of humor so nichols back from a physical. Nixon had the physical gold man. I got seven out of ten things that kill negative in a mill because a handgun handguns. And he's just everybody lives balls off not yet offended. It'd be nice. I know. That's an this Jeremy Lin thing and Ben and Jerry's and everyone's fucking uptight well fuck. Are we now well. It's weird That we've moved ahead and backwards like we're simultaneously talking about gay marriage legalizing marijuana and all these other other sort of progressive issues and freaking out when somebody makes a punt joke yes right exactly the the the people that claim to be all around but not uptight are uptight about certain things. Oh yeah you know what. I mean. Most intolerant people that people claim tolerance. They WANNA color blind society and they're the ones who are obsessed with color share Sharon. I'm of course of course aggressing. You're absolutely right when it comes to. It's weird that when you when you turn on television GIN and watched I love Lucy. They couldn't say the word pregnant and had to sleep in separate beds and me and my wife did it all all that good stuff and now you turn on TV. And they're saying God damnit pissed off and throwing out stuff and showing guys asses and so on one hand. It's like their time and lawless anarchy. We're seeing ask crack but it's from that point of view we've we've we've gone well beyond what the censorship was society sort of. What a sensible and civil society would be offended by but when it comes to anything to do with race we've taken a huge step backwards? Everyone else thinks it's a huge step forward. I think a huge step backwards every initially on the same playing field with Adam. It's I it's white liberal. People who get offended racial in the crime is black people. They don't get offended or Asians or whatever the another one's laughing their ass off share. It's it's the white kids who get up tight on the interest groups of people like that for you know. You should be offended that I mean. That's swipe people don't have to wipe somebody yet. Decided that a handful of people from Santa Monica shop at whole foods with the bumper sticker on the should be the gatekeepers cheaper somewhere. It's offensive and it's it's super condescending because we're live what they're saying is hey black Guy Asian guy. You don't know enough. Let me be offended for you right. You're so you were educated like me. You didn't grow up in a liberal environment. Like I don't believe you me. You should just not smart enough to be offended. I'll be offended for you. That affirmative action being offended. You can't do it. I'll do it for you well. It's Teddy Kennedy forcing bussing on people in the seventies and Boston yet. Never live near a black president. Ah fucking kills a girl. Drowns girls go right. I joke joke. Yeah should we. Do you guys want to jump in and do some news. I gotta I gotta I gotTa sponsor a story to tell you you'd be up on current events. Yeah it doesn't

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MFM Minisode 135 - The Heartwarmers

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

26:19 min | 2 years ago

MFM Minisode 135 - The Heartwarmers

"<music> this is exactly right <music> cricket all the way back a little baby to <music>. It's going on your face. You've fucked now old. Aw that's nice to hear thank you all come and bloated and so it's my wrinkles bloated in gross and so you know how that feels out your wrinkles. It looks great. The bloated gross look bloated really good on you. Drinking last night works on you. We'd started right. Is it yes. How good is this the way thank you. I feel like <hes> sneak. Starts are the best way sneak starts and complements the best way to start anything. Hey were you in on me telling george. She looked like a baby there for a great okay great great just so people notice yeah. They know that we're actually like nice. I don't know i don't know why depressed a nice to start with telling you. I think you that's right now. You have to say something nice. Good luck you garden that you look for your your cheeks are really rosie. Your skills blowy. It's because i haven't left the house in days when i actually got. I'm like you guys. I hear your cells or like what got outside. That's pete he signed with people. Welcome to my favorite murder del taco last night chili cheese fries anyways. Oh yeah you already said but this is my favorite murder the minnie's that's it's carrying killed gareth georgia hard stark high high so this is where we redo your hometown murders that you send us. This subject line of this email is my best friend's. Dad was was married vincent's lawyer holy shit come on hello m._f._n. Boss ladies pod producing guru and plethora of pets <unk> over the long weekend. My best friend came home to visit from newark. We met up in orange county. Hey and beige apologies all around and ended up. I'm having dinner with her parents at one of our favorite spots i've always known her dad was about us lawyer but i've never really asked about his case because they didn't want to sound too intrusive while at dinner. He told us that he recently had a meeting to talk about. One of his most high profile cases a case where a young woman had her arm chopped off. I swear i must have looked like a crazy person in this tiny restaurant when i squealed oh my god was mary vincent and indeed indeed was i have children right. Her dad went on to tell me that he represented. Mary pro bono throughout her case against her decker and even went with mary in front of congress advocating for the no second chances for murderers rapists or child blasters act act of one thousand nine hundred ninety days how fun i never heard of that fucking chills okay. I'm saying i've never heard of that. I'm like. Did i say it in my store. You might <hes> a- amazing okay when we return to their home. After dinner he showed me photos of women mary speaking before congress and he told me about how mary used to babysit my best friend and and how her sons and my best friend love to play together as kim still blown away by the fact that i have such a close connection with someone who knows mary it shows how small the world has it also put puts things back into perspective that these horrific things happen to real people and while it's so depressing it's so important to highlight these awful things so that we can try to prevent event them from happening again in the future as a twenty five year old angelino. I have to thank you both from the bottom of my heart for confirming my love for true crime isn't weird. Might neuroses are valid food and the constant reminder to lock my doors. All the best taylor such good email was amazing yeah. That's very cool <hes> if you taylor yeah took a picture of the picture of mary van i bet stephen could find one. I'd love to see a picture of mary vincent testifying before congress to that's just the fact that she did that so bad and what a great fucking law that should absolutely always be patched fuck you murders rapists and child molesters unless you're one of those three things. That's very special hundredth episode. I'm here to tell you about my past this. This next one is the subject line is beach day with my dad. Oh i saw that movie great legend okay hi karen georgia stephen elvis mimi dotty. Oh the new like in your face. I knew you have talked about dotty dotty who the hell oh donny george and all the other precious animal friends over work. We'll fuck frank. He gets nothing okay. First of all i promise isn't a week bernie situation secondly. I love your podcast. I cannot wait. Just you guys in madison and october. High can't wait. I naturally started listening to you the week after you were in milwaukee. Y'all were amazing. Make my days at work by so much faster thank you here's my ghost story. Sorry to disappoint but it's not as scary one and no one was murdered ordered. My dad died. When i was sixteen years old. We were incredibly close and i was a total. Daddy's girl losing him was really hard. That's such a young age to lose apparent. I'm sorry every year on his birthday. I would try to do something nice to remember and celebrate him by doing some of his favorite things drink martinis watch old westerns go outside eat apple pie see. I'm not like your down. I don't go outside now. Okay so a few years. Ago is feeling especially bummed on his birthday just missing him a lot. So i decided sighted to go out of town. I was living in green bay at the time and i found myself in manitoba. Ck pronounce it. It's the one from murder right at the manitoba she in these yes making a murderer manitoba. Okay i was driving down some side road by the lake where i found the tiniest little beach completely separate from everything and everyone and everything the beach was maybe thirty feet by twenty feet. I'm not a geometrists. It was small there were two there were two chairs on the beach so i decided to pull over and sit in one of the chairs and just watch the lake there were there was absolutely no one around perfect because i i really knew i needed to ugly cry and i didn't want anyone to see when i sat down. I immediately started crying but then i suddenly felt fine felt totally fine. I folk comforted and save a complete one eighty after an hour of watching the waves i got up to leave the beach and on my way out i saw clear as day my name written in the sand kate. It was at least three feet tall. I know i would have seen this on my way in. It took up most of the beach who i just cut chill. I got chills if i am the whole body also spelled their name like me. Most people spell it with k. She's supposed to see i knew you. My dad was with me but this was just a slap in the face i needed to know. He hasn't really left me mike. Sometimes it's terrifying yeah no not alone but it's also good people. We also hanging around. Sorry sorry sorry steven stephen big it not a random you ladies. Keep it up. I have no kuwaiti closing. I'm sure it'll come to me after i send this love k._p._s._k. On your amazing on how did this get made in georgia. You're drunk. History gives me like oh sorry. You've got me good. Yeah got me good her name in the sand and then it's spelled differently in also she walked in that way unless somebody's snuka and as a nice treat wrote her name in the sand. It's just creepy then it goes. Does the opposite direction voter from back in green bay knew her name. Her name spelling was that there were two seats there yes yes and that she didn't she went to purge it but then it was like oh no. That's not actually how i feel and then chilled out. I mean that was beautiful. Yeah is someone who likes their dad. That made me same here. Okay okay here. We go okay the best thing i ever found under a floor. Hey all thanks so much for the rad podcast. Ask you ask for stories of things inside walls etc and while this isn't creepy weird. I have to tell you about it. My dad's best friend roger died of cancer about ten years ago recently. His widow was remodeling their kitchen and they had to rip up the old floor. They found aboard on the bottom side of which roger had painted. I love you always away. There's a photo no let me. I can't see that far away. Oh my god no <hes> it's just the kind of man he was the most selfless and caring person you could ever meet needless to say i love you want says i love it was the photo on her instagram and twitter needless to say it was a super emotional when they found it. It still makes me tear up to see the photo. I've attached to picture for you can't yeah we just on columbus lindsey indiana. Oh my god. I'm totally saying well. That's so fun. That's the bad yeah aid delay. I have to say i'm not gonna lose my shit but i have to say the i have a junk drawer and i just telling you earlier how it out this morning but the first time i cleaned it out not the first time but one time i cleaned it out and i found a card from my mom because she was big into sending cards and all the time it was not that big of a deal but i found this one in this drawer and it was like she was being very self reflective and it is the loveliest fucking card and it's just how about i can't tell you how much you and your sister main to me and there's this whole thing that new again it on your mom when i got it. It was like nine hundred ninety ninety four or something and i was like yeah yeah talk to you later and it was the best so that i think that put me right and that's like the same thing but yeah something like that. She never knew she had it in the first line of never known yeah if they had the floor up that have never known it so he just did it just to be when a sweetheart. It's like the reverse versus sweetheart calm. The subject line of this one is grandma finds treasure after grandpa death hail a few years ago. My husband's grandpa died and his grandma being an older lady on fixed income was planning on selling his grandpa's gone for some extra money she had she has no business operating owning a gun so smart move grandpa kept his guns and gun safe <hes> but she had no idea where the key was. She asked my husband and me to come help look for it. She looked in all the obvious places so we started searching in the less obvious after scouring the house my husband started looking through grandpa's closet in a couple of the coats and pants pockets he found fistfuls fistfuls of small bills that total about two hundred dollars. His grandma was stoked but we kept searching for the key. We finally found it in one of his shoes in the backup backlot love love it. That's the smart place that like than you have to tell someone you put it there. Yes and you have to remember a._p._i. After the hard earned search we open the safe and started inventories the contents at some point. My husband noticed the shotgun was next to the shotgun case. <hes> which imprint z's looks like a shotgun shaped duffel bag and the case was oddly lumpy he unzipped it and a pile of small bills came falling out. The money totalled just over twelve thousand dollars leash mostly in ones and five. Oh my god grandpa from the small denominations. We were able to piece together their origin. Grandma is an avid slot player where they used to go to the casino regularly withdraw some cash split it and go their separate ways to play grandma. Grandma was bad luck and he wasn't allowed to play her her. That's x._p. <hes> instead of gambling the money every time he would literally he would pocket it likely where all the cash in his coat came from and move it to the gun safe for a rainy day turns out when he claimed to always be losing he was just being smart and saving grandma was relieved to have the money as she was stressing out about his funeral. I'll never forget the image of a pile of money on her kitchen counter and her cursing and thanking him in the the same breath stay sexy and don't assume grandpa is bad luck nicole. Oh i love it so much. It's like it's like suey suey and sad and smart and to me. It's the romantic. It's the most romantic thing which is someone thinking about. You not like i'm thinking about you and trying to get credit but just doing it like in the way that actually matter my wrong that that sounds like some events would do oh absolute right but yes evinces the person that just like yes. He's the take care of it big picture he likes he has me sit at buffalo while i fucking blast through a bunch of money and he goes and plays his okay good night. Do you wanna know celebrities. Look so good it's because they have personal stylists that make sure their outfits always on point point stitch fix. You can afford to have a professional stylus curate. Your look to stitch fix is an online personal styling service. The delivers your favorite clothing shoes shoes and accessories directly to your door stitch. Fix has the brands you know and love plus exclusive styles that you won't find anywhere else after completing your style profile your your expert personal stylist will send you a handpicked box of items based on your style and your preferences the even have men and kids boxes to with no over script subscription required pick between automatic shipments or only getting new pieces on demand shipping exchanges in returns are always free plus. The twenty dollar styling alling fee is automatically applied towards anything you keep from your box so get started today at stitch fix dot com slash murder and get an extra twenty five percent off when you keep everything in your box that stitch fix dot com slash murder stitch fix dot com slash murder well. Here's the subject line of my next ashes in the trunk okay. Hey everyone my name is mary. Lou and i'm a semi frequent emailer very heavy listener. Thank you for declaring yourself mary lou so clearly and accurately yesterday i went to go see the dead and co and parentheses the grateful dead minus jerry garcia plus john meier john meyers mayor the one that invented the lemons at the gordon washington ooh to before i went in i eight three grams of mushrooms started tripping almost the drug. Sorry also do drug senator drugs. Don't do drugs but then again if you go ahead and eat some mushrooms in out of have doors because you're going to enjoy some trip out music where every other person there is on drugs including the entire band and the road and the road is and the concession every single person is just going to be the cellist of the chill k <hes> an mushrooms so i lost my place started tripping thank you while i was watching the show and going through an intense rollercoaster emotions as one does who is tripping on mushrooms. I realized my mom's ashes have been in the trunk of my car for my god. <hes> you put your mom and your trunk and you left her. They have an explanation. I should say oh mary lou so we know mary. Lou has an explanation last year on mother's day. My mom died in her sleep of mysterious causes at the age of fifty. That's all that's sorry. I was one thousand nine hundred and had the plan pay for an organized my mom's entire funeral and such honey it was a lot for a nineteen year old to deal with but i got it done and it all worked out suck. Yes mary lou lou well. Your mom would be proud of you that sucks so much nineteen nineteen and that's the thing about when people die is the people closest to the person who are the most affected also have to start making a shit ton of decision. This is why he want to do before you die. I make all your plans and shit right. Yeah you want to but known does not want to go all right. We're with you mary lou after spending most of the summer in wisconsin where i'm from. I realized i needed to change so it upward in my life. Put my dog in all my bones and my car and moved to portland. Jake's it was actually a great idea. I had planned on bringing my mom's ashes with me and they made this long trip. I would stop and beautiful places and scatter her throughout the country where she would be whisked away over pretty landscape scale only problem. I left home without the fucking ashes by the time i realized this. I was already in northern colorado like so. I made my dad had said x._m. To the airstream was staying on on a farm in fort collins that sounds amazing so good right now okay when they showed up there in an amazon box fox that my dad had just reduc taped scribbled my address on in purple sharpie a through the box in the trunk and kept on driving but for whatever reason it never felt like the right time replaced to scatter her that makes sense i moved to portland and became a preschool teacher and have been living here ever since i kept forgetting that sue was indeed in the trunk of my gar and that eventually going to have to do something with her until i ate a bunch of mushrooms that the gourd oh this story it is when you're on mushrooms. Don't about your mom's ashes like that's the worst thing to think about but it's also like she's saying because these crazy crazy drugs mushrooms are an emotional roller. You go emotionally crazy so it's perfect just like this emails wrestle rollercoaster okay. I realized a year is way too long to have my mom the trunk of the car and that it's not hot funny anymore. It's just fucking weird so today i went to my car and pulled out the box where it opened in my apartment only to realize some of the ashes had spilled out in the plastic mystic earn into the cardboard box- i go to dump it out of my window to try to dust off the box but the wind blew it into my apartment at that blew into my apartment at that exact moment and pieces of my fucking moms ashes blew into my house and into my face the lesson learned if you keep your ashes in the trunk for a year. She will retaliate when you finally move her yeah. My mom is the reason i'm a murderer. No zero surrogate in she would have loved your podcast so on both our behalves as as mary lou oh it's so good it fuck. It's like you can't what do death correctly always fucked up. It's of course you're avoiding spreading your mother's ashes. It's like to have your mom. Die sucks so so bad she's traumatized by this terrible event and then she is to let make it right. This is a typical. It's just so good. This is a great story. Thank you for that very personal and very awful story. Mary lou mary lou aw i'm sorry got me. No i love got me good for me. Good okay good okay. This is here's a hero hero pet story perfect and we've always wanted hello steven ladies and pets like sleigh. Ladies got you slaving. Here's my hero cat adventure. I'm highly allergic to cats but i was at the humane society with a friend away from the other cats cages was a grey cat with mange and she looked rough. My abused animal flags were raised and i approached the cage. Her name was smokey. She was in this is like a title. Not good with kids not good with dogs nugget with other cats and she was not good with the staff. Oh she put a pa out out of the cage. When i approached and i thought your cat chooses you is a cliche but that night i went home with the blanket from her cage to test my allergies. I just picture her putting her face. In the it's kind of i love cats but smokey was a fitting name because she looked like a cranky chain smoking butch of an old woman but a new life a new name. I changed her name emba slate. She wasn't cranky. She had resting cap bitch phase sure she was a bad ass. She'd been shelter for eight. Months is sign the paperwork to adopter. I was asked multiple times. Are you sure turn slate hissed and swiped as they tried to put a collar on her. I picked her up off the ground and she stopped biting. She only swipe once and that's the day she saved my life. It was a few months after i adopted slate. I thought it was just going to be an animal adoption stewart. I've forgotten what the hero part really nice. It's just a lovely way. What's this podcast cast. It was a few months after i adopted slate. I worked third shift but this night i had i was home with a cold. I was passed the fuck out in deep deep medicated coma when the fire downstairs broke out. I was so hard passed out that i didn't hear the alarms. Go off my friends. We're evacuating the older folks but they had no idea. I was home because she was supposed to be at work right. They had no way of knowing. I was asleep in the apartment as slowly filled with smoke. This was the only time slate slate attacked and it woke me right up. I got right the fuck out of their holding the cat under my arm something that was good was the big quote weird guy that every apartment has has broke his arm knocking down the door to the apartment with the fire raging inside save the pet that caused the fire. This lumbering giant ran ran down the stairs saw. The fire broke down the door of the apartment and save the kitten. Let's not call him. Lumbering that's roof. He'll go to these incredibly graceful so you weren't sucking there in the hall way. She's seen him lumber around the apartment building for years from his body took flight suddenly the lead valerie so don't discount the quiet so don't discount the big quiet guy that needs to do his laundry. Don't don't don't count out the old cat slate lipper another eight years and when she passed away a friend forged a special earn for her. She went from the cap that no one wanted to the beloved sidekick s._s._d. G._m. a._m. Page in new england page. She didn't just go to the side kick. She went to a true hero. We'll see what you need to go. Get a cat at the humane society everyone also that's kind of amazing that that cat hated everyone who worked there but reached out and touched of like listen. Can you please cleese. Get me out of here. His fucking saw these people are insane. I love cats. Oh mommy your best friend all the other cats here fucking decks if we if i get out i'll get the job and pay you back. A swear to god gave me the fuck out here eight months. I thought long is get this blanket out of here. It's put your face in it. I promise you love me. Do you know that when we adopted a my old cat rory died tragically but chemically she was exact same thing. It was an old gray tabby. She was way in the back of her. <hes> yeah a horrible cage. She was just like forget it yeah keep going and and when they give you the room you in a room to test it out. The way she behaved was if we were trying to strangle her the whole time she was like scratching the wall it wasn't shit and she peed all over. Both she lost her role yeah and then we mean paper just like we got together. You can say yes. We're just like no one's gonna at. She is going to die in shelter and also really old so we just like come on yale and they already know it. Literally took <unk> already had angus yeah i big huge insane cat and it took her like two weeks she would choose just hiding under the desk and then finally one day she snuck into the tea's like all right. I guess yeah on cherry. I didn't know why don't you sit on what you like snugly from then on yes well she would komo she would like everything was a test so you if she came around you'd have to freeze and just pretend like you were watching t._v. And then she would put herself where she needed to all patrons yeah my cat that whiskers who we found as a kitten on the street gray and white live to be twenty years old and she was like the fucking best yeah cats are the best this has been. The podcast steven's been kicked off her cast and it's now on this feed to me. Don't interview anyone this whole concept. Oh you guys think sending their stories and smart hero cat in dog an animal park parrot stories anything we just anything from your life the street yeah thanks for. Let's hear from those biochemist's. That's right my favorite murder at g. M. first responders first responders. Apparently you haven't been representing. You hate us. Apparently you're keeping all your good stories to yourself all right. We'll stay socks. Don't get murdered by elvis. You wanna cookie.

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Episode 32 - Stacked on the Floor

Restaurant Tales

1:07:26 hr | 1 year ago

Episode 32 - Stacked on the Floor

"Ready. For this. Going to restaurants entered Ferguson. Ready. WE RE recording. Welcome to restaurant tails, I'm your host, Zack person, and as always come back for a little bit of break, but still surprisingly. co-host here. To my left is Emily Whitman. This morning I woke up and I wasn't feeling too hot because I drank a lot last night. and. July Fifth Yup and I woke up and I said I haven't had a hangover and forever. This bad and I kinda just was like this is how emily wakes up every day? I might I don't know wonder. She's always so Sassy. If I had a headache and felt like shit all day to like I would act like emily would. So I had an early this morning. And I still kind of having emily all right. I'M GONNA. Come back to that. On my right is Brady Hess who overcorrected hangover so hard this morning. That had to direct him on how and where to drive emphasis on how? So. You may have pulled an emily, but you still were pulling a brady at the same time so I pity. I will say through quarantine like every single time I've talked to emily like before noon. It's always being like I am so fucking hung over which is why because I have drank far less during quarantine than I do in my normal life, you just. End Up catching on those days, yeah! Oh Emily. I wore it last night two. Weeks ago that that happened. Relatively common. Do I feel like no, because he dropped something off at my house and he's like God I thought you would look a lot worse. I'm like no. This is what I was wearing yesterday still. Was He dropping something? Or was he. We'll. We'll come back. Once we get this going. To introduce. Shots take them back to that story 'cause. We have. Who are we talking to you today Sam Laughlin Howdy. Your chef at Oakmont, yes. In the past he talked to Ben Meets. WHO's executive chef at Ochre as well? Also Okra and now you're hear. Your boy to be all year. then. I think ever since like the first time that I walked into the kitchen and had some pretty disgusting conversations with you wanted to. Talk about things that were going to get back to you. I'll just. Gusting kitchen classic kitchen conversations. There's nothing wrong with that Dino. What that's like. But that being said we also have shots that we need to take. Here's. Radio Short arms. Split. So good was nice. Isn't that lovely? Oh. Yeah, about our ago. Brady almost drought himself in one shot Keeler. Children can like drown a tablespoon of water like Brady just almost. With alcohol will also say this to you is very special because. This Tequila brand. Is owned. Do you smell? What. What do you smell that? WHAT THE ROCKS COOKING! Yeah, boy! Owned by Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah? His he's got a little a little. dwayne Johnson signature on the magazines I. Love It for his Tequila Dwayne Johnson. It's not. The Rock which I'm bummed about. The rocks. He's got his on Ice Cube Company. It's smart by both. Pop! Song Fuse. Business, he's a businessman. God All right, so Sam, we're GONNA. Get to your background and history here in one second before we do that since we just talked about it. In Brady Emily said the Brady was picking something up or dropping something off at her house. I really desperately need Brady to tell the story because of quarantine. I wanted a gaming console of some kind i. don't need the newest fanciest thing. I just wanted something to play like madden on something simple. And Emily's like oh well. She had some friends Katie in bed, giving her a playstation four. and. She's like I. Don't use it for. Yeah and she's like you can have it if you want to. And I was like. Oh, sweet like. Great I'll buy you. A bottle of wine did not do that. Thank God I didn't. I get there to pick it up. It comes out. With what she thought was a playstation four. It was it was a Sony Dvd Player That was broken. It was broken at the front was broken. Nothing did not say playstation on. It was blacked in Sony on it and. So what I I was so if the plate was missing, so it could've still been a place. It was the DVD player from two thousand and seven. And she gave me the fucking remote. As this. Even playing games on. No! I don't play Games Lee. Not. That's why I thought. You couldn't you couldn't play game? I never tried. So being I was I was very frustrated. And, but I'm like okay, whatever it's not your fault so I went to Game Gamers are game, stop or one of those places and I bought A. Playstation three and I bought. Instability, two, thousand, twelve in Nadan from two thousand like fifteen so. Old As game I'm like whatever it's better than a DVD player. It's better than the four that emily gave you. A friend. Failed you failed to his. Friend in need. Thought that counts I wasn't trying to pull a bait and switch on him or anything. They'll. Rive all the way over this. Vacuum. that. So? I've honestly since that happened. I've just been waiting for that story to be told on the PODCAST. I I a picture of the DVD appeared to a lot of people that know, yeah, you did. What she! China. You came over and showed it to me. Yeah, right right. Yeah! Yeah, to show me where emily thought. PS, four look like I haven't. I. Haven't heard that story from anyone else so either. They don't care about me enough to like. Mock me for it or you're calling or you're lying. About you? I mean like okay, so I'm looking right now PS bores. ME. Way larger than that I mean okay, okay okay. DVD players pretty big. Yeah, so I'm GONNA say that. Looking at a picture of a PS four like blaming you games or anything so I I don't know either. I mean I probably would have I would have looked at it and first of all. We've been surprised if somebody gave me a PS four. Hundred dollars. Controllers your entire life? been of 'EM, we would have been like. Oh well, you have an xbox. xbox upstairs came down with like a fucking VHS. Tools nationalist. Exactly I grew up using those i. know what that was. Like okay. Mic Game Cube and she just had me of Empty Kleenex. Here's my Gamecube. Super! Smash Brothers the Game Cuban? You can have my way. In the weeds just like a brick. Say An empty takeup box. One of the Styrofoam thank God. Anyway okay so now he's been talking to the main event. Sam I'm sorry for detracting from. That's where we had to be told at some point so I figured might as well just kicking off with that. Why not needed? Who Okay deep breath! I'm fine so same offline. CARMO. Ront are you? Are you from Omaha? I'm from Lincoln Action. Stinking in Lincoln Lincoln. You know thirteenth and south chilling. Stomping grounds southeast. When did you come to Omaha? Would have been right after college. I went to Iowa Western okay for culinary. And then. Came to Omaha started living there for dodge for a little bit kind of from getting around worked Avia Farina for a little bit. When they opened. Oh, no, that was would have been. Two thousand eighteen. How old are you? I'm twenty two okay Shit. Who? Just turned to me to. Quarantine breath holding. Who I? People need it birthday. How was it? It was a drunk one. Good probably a little bit worse than my twenty first when he got nowhere else to be. Store grab a couple of bottles, and you're by yourself, you know. What! It is what it is. You do any of those like zoom. Happy hour calls. Strictly, just like just. ME AND MY TV And my playstation for. How many! Chiefs. All Right, so you've been Omaha for a couple of years now about yeah about three. I believe or two okay. I kind of in and out when I was in college. You got over, so you were. In when did you start? OAKLAWN SO Akron It was actually I saw was going fulltime via Farina, and then I just wanted to get a second job. Yeah, to kind of pass the time. Any John Ray put me onto been made telling me you know it's the hardest kitchen in Omaha. Scaring me boy, but no, and then just of gradually went into. And you're you're no longer. It'd be not both solely on current. where? How did you get interested in cooking was always the thing. Is it a family member with? Other economic. Cooked. It was my mother that started off because it was just kind of like seen her work in the kitchen like I. Remember this one time it was like a specifically. It was just we were. Like we were like she cook like normal, so she was always like a great cook. She could whip some stuff up with nothing in the Pantry kind of thing pretty poor, but she could just anything up and there's. She was going on a diet, and we are all eating regular like her normal cooking, just like real nasty not nasty. Naughty. Stuff, just everything. Nasty those good. It shows you up some really good naughty stuff and. She was eating because she was on her diet, so she had like a bacon wrapped chicken breast, and we're all sitting at the table. Just I in her play kind of. I don't know what is this over there? Yeah, so we all tried it over there and we're just like. We blew away and it was just like from that moment on. I was like. I need to learn from you. You, Kinda. Blew my mind at that moment, but was Kinda. Cool to sign of a special mom to that can that can whip up something from nothing, and it might be one of those things that you still think about that to this day. And it was also something about a mom making your food. that. It's always better when they do it. Okay, yeah. You cannot recreate, and that is in every single culture, every single country I feel like if. My mom can make the most like simple thing I was like. Yeah, that's fucking bad I could. Oh Yeah. More, my mom's house than anywhere else. Always I'm not hungry, but that's really good. Keep going. It's also a testament to a mom that can make her like special diet food. Be The envy of the. When she does make the whole Lake Naughty food place for everyone else, but like what? More smorgasbord and she just had that. It was like one chicken breasts, and it was stuffed and we're just like. What are you doing over there? Like hold on. Can we get a bite of that and everybody had a she'd have. To start cooking. Right. Did you? Did you have any like restaurant related jobs before you went to the culinary program? Before so I went to when I started out out at Amigos. I by. Yeah my Amigos. My I bought, and then I got a dishwashing Jumblatt job at. Engine House cafe down in Lincoln, okay, it's on like eightieth in hold Ridge over their old little breakfast Bob but. I tell you when Sundays come, it is packed, King, those worst dishwashing think ever fish at a breakfast place. It's horrible. Did you guys have items with Syrup? Everything got fucked. Old Town breakfast, but that's what it was. and. It was my first day they. Man I got rail with dishes. I got like they were stacked up. It was my first time ever done pissing. They were stacked up on the floor. On the floor like they were like your, and then like even my first day like all the kitchen staff left restaurant left. The owner came back gave me a key to lock the restaurants. Out Sorry I was like not even I was like. Fifteen! It was like my. Friend picked me. Every Single Day guy think. Back like Hey, man, lock it up Get the key from you. Tomorrow and I'm like. I don't even know you. I don't know anybody here like I could rob you anything like I. could do anything in his restaurant. I take this place up and just leave, and you have no idea. Tell tomorrow. Back just felt so weird. I'm under. I don't even have a key to my own house. Restaurant. Didn't even leave this place by myself. That gives money to take me. Did you work when you were at a Amigos as a young kid? Did you work? Like what shifts did you work? Always one of those kids that were so I started their. Thirteen I believe is the starting day because they that's how they got you amigos because they could, they could pay you a dollar less you know away with. So dollar less, and you can't wrong work past nine o'clock or Because Amigos traditionally a drunken drive-thru Rocco spot. If people what is what does Amigos error, people times sober. From time to time it's A. It's a pretty midwestern thing where people that aren't listening Amigos lit are listening art from here. That's what I meant to say. Sorry. Hearing this. But Amigos is. Like tex-mex. Even. It's like how people talk about like like truly like white cloth where they're like. Oh, it's like somebody screaming. You know mango from like the room. Yeah, that's what Amigos for Mexican food. It's like your next door. Neighbor, a a Burrito and then you smelled it. And to recreate it. Goes. On the hierarchy of Midwestern tex-mex drivers, you got probably Taco Bell because it's kind of standard John's wide and then Taco, John's and then. Way Down here is where migos, but it's still it's still it's still a local Nagel. It's not bad. I know what you're getting into exactly what it is Chris meets. National. Sorry. That's just delicious. Don't go there for soft Taco you. Go to TACO, Bell I. mean. Anyone from the West Coast who comes to Amigos? Expecting like del Taco. No, that's true. That's true. Being from California. No though Hawk up in the air. I mean I lived in Arizona for a little bit in Del Taco was not the move Amigos I. Would say Amigos beat del Taco. I'm out. Of My house. I. Don't know Man del Taco is just not my. Words now. We gotTA figure out how to compare these things in the future I would say they're. Different. They're different definitely, but like growing up in a growing up amigos like going to Taco. It's Kinda like. I'm sorry to say this, but it's like a shitty. TACO Bell Okay. It's like Amigos Amigos. It can't compare to Taco Bell at all. It's its own data, so it's like you cannot compare. All these places will make you paint your toilet Brown easily. That I feel like some mid Westerners might consider del Taco too spicy. Amigos has a really high sour cream ratio, which I think a lot of people in the mid West, really appreciate toiletry. Insights. Are So snipe ice maze. On everything. To the migos. Goes. And then that eleven eleven nine eleven. What is it? In House engine engine House cafe. That was the dishwashing spot and then I kinda worked. Couple of other little fast food joints, and then I moved to Arizona when I was my senior year. My senior year, it was like the summer so I got out. I had some bad. You know like some bad choices here. He'd My. My aunt sent me to my other aunt and then. That was like the summer like the beginning like it was like maybe two weeks after junior year Indian. I moved to Arizona live with my uncle with my uncle. He's in the food industry, but also he was like a fast food, so he was a general manager at a TACO. Bell accent. And that was a fond memory with hammers like we used to ride around every Sunday he would, because he was a general manager of like five store, so you check the quality. On all the stores getting the. That's how they were tiny came along. burritos were popping. Say also just for. This listening so I actually did not know that. Your name of Sam for I I met you as tiny. A lot of people do yeah. Yeah, and that was for a while. That was the only name I knew you buy. You were told that I am yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe a little bit more than. Like. I don't know any tiny name. I remember when I was like Oh. Tiny cool in the kitchen. Great Awesome! It was been made he He came it was it was the kitchen? There's a there. Judges came in and they. They just kept calling tiny 'cause I would try to go behind everybody. I would move real fast and. Agile. Slam up against. You. Then they started calling me tiny. Stay closed. That's awesome. So the. Post! Post College so that so this is all post. College Arizona did a couple of my own with my uncle. A little bit needed the restaurant stuff so I kinda like worked in fast food joints again down there and just dishwashing whatever I could get my hands into that I moved to half. Halfway through the year, I moved to Kansas. Kind of. Overland, Park. Right. Yeah, so I ended up going to Kansas. Kansas that Brady doesn't know. I Know Oh you do family in Overland Park Oh Brady has a really easily Kansas answering Goto. Party right! Overland Park is okay. It's like. A. Little suburb. But and then so I lived there for a little bit I worked at a couple of restaurants, but I went to shoddy mission in. These. south-south! Believe I believe it was yellow in blue. It was like my cousin. Their football football stadium was like a cement like they're acting a fool. Thing like it was like the first time. I've ever seen some like that. Like, it was just like a really nice area I believe it was shining signing shutting missing south. Okay, I believe there's money and I went to yeah. It was a really nice school year. And I went to this corner program because I got there and like my my mom or my at the time was telling them that do coronary stuff like that? And they decided to put me in a program. That was like it's kind of like what does now, but it was like for kids, and so like I was like running. Running a restaurant. On Wednesday nights like we would serve like seventy five people. It was called Broadmoor Bistro. If you look it up, it's pretty cool. We used to Fi- in like the chef there. He used to. Work with a bunch of iron chefs. He had like a couple of iron chefs under his belt that came from that school. He has another person with that was the his sous-chef at the time, but yeah, we use the banks of like we used to work with crazy ingredients. Bore stingray all kinds of stuff. We had a full kitchen was tight like if you look it up, they actually like two years ago, they built a whole new building with a whole new restaurant like we were in the craziest thing about it. We're in an elementary school. So. We're like literally. Gang, so no, it wasn't like. The cafeteria was like so like I would go to school. Like at the High School for twelve o'clock, and we'd get there as a four hour day, and then at twelve o'clock I'd get on a bus and go to this elementary school that was down the street and it was. Like you'd walk in through like I'll get buzzed in through the school through the front doors of the school, you'd walk back. I would put all my clothes into an elementary school locker room. Locker. And then I would get dressed like a normal chef like dress. Go Down, and you'd walk down this hallway and it was like completely different like. Is Hard to explain like when you walk down the hallway. Well, what's? The Broadmoor. And, but now it's GonNa, when you pop it up. He's GonNa look. It's going to be the new building. But like when you walk in, it was like you walk down this little ramp and it was. Decked out like it was like like Arkansas restaurant like it was a rush a nice reginal five nine. You like I'm like we had a as food is gorgeous. We had like a whole bakery. Separate from our actual kitchen, we had six, no eight. Six burner stoves. We had blast chillers. We had turned. We had. Heating Lamps that pole down. We bashing every high school. People are. built-in fireplace that was like. Like it insane, and then we had a whole classroom connected to that that we. Sat in with the whole kitchen in that one as well that they taught us like what we're doing for the day, the pre shift every. Every lazing everything like and then there was a whole bakery dish station, a whole walk in freezer, walking cooler. All kinds of so that didn't hurt. I was. GonNa say is that when you Otit? This is because was like I was just doing fast food I always looked up to that obviously the better cooking, and so like when I got here and I was supposed. There's a there's a program in Lincoln. That I was supposed to go to that was connected to. The Community College down there. I forgot its southeast southeast community college and it would. They were just like building it. My my senior year was supposed to be the first year, and I got accepted, but because of my bad behavior got into Arizona. Zone right, and so when I got sent to Arizona Dam like I missed out on that opportunity, but it kind of came full circle going back to this place. And, so they like this place did skills which is like a coin competition throughout the United States. And they won like twice like actually the year that I left or the second the year after I left there. this grown or Nora Lincoln England she won. They're like overall a leaking girl. Yeah, COOL! No, no not linking from Broadmoor. Gotcha Gotcha but her name was inkling. And she wanted to overall like culinary competition. Eight New York like overall complete like everything. and. What was it like going from there then over to a Western for culinary? That's the sad thing because it was like. And it's hard to put it down because it's like if you. If. Back Direction, then so I moved back after I graduated in Kansas Okay I graduated in Kansas I just went straight to that summer I went straight to our western. Genetics in the summer. And that was like it was. It was fun. It was a good experience, but it was just. Like that was somewhere like if you have never done cooking. That's where you would start. If you've never done anything in the kitchen or maybe you, let's say you started at Amigos and then that's where you went. logical. Do, knife, skills and stuff exactly and I'm like beating the teacher. You're! He's got bad habits. Telling him that I can raise him beating and it's like because at that point. You would have been at Broadmoor for how long. What three months four months. But. that. HAD LIKE When I first got there, it was like no games like they are serious about like like I said they went to skills like this is not a joke I. Highly recommend you both look this. On your phone looked at pictures of the fucking food gorgeous. We had? Like like I said like we would have like. People come in every single. Wednesday and we've run an entire restaurant like service every single Wednesday like they would eat drink. Everything for the most part. No, these were like people paying fifty dollars a. Year. Is No. There's only two adults. Just like just the supervisor. There was the chef in the Sushi and those a York just. because. We had special guest chefs. Okay, right so we have people come in from New York, but this is this is on the entire, basically the front of House and back of House our high school. Yeah. He's worked God. Everything if I had that opportunity to mazing. No What So what was the decision to go to Iowa Western? Because like Metro Trinity College in Omaha has really great program as well so that was so with my aunt down there. We kind of butted heads, a little bit, and I was just kind of really trying to get away like beyond my own like. You know just kind of go. Do the college they live in the dorm and just kind of like. Forget everything else and so I wanted to go to metro and I was just like kind of want to go back to my family like in like be able to go like even just drive that our to go see my family and Lincoln kind of thing, and it just kind of ended up being like the right choices I. Just WanNa go like stay with my family, and out in like you know, come back to that, instead of just going and doing my thing because I feel like if I would have done that, it would have just spring me into. Doing a bunch of other stuff eighty little base, yeah, just kind of gave me space to go home, but not really home. Yeah let me say close enough to still be. Exactly, but far. Your? Unannounced exactly that's fair. That's understandable entirely. Yeah, it was a good experience, and so then from Iowa Western than your B- and then now. I went to Jackson. Street tavern. Okay so I started. In. So technically our western. I started at A. What is that called? A barn grew. Yeah so I started they kind kinda just doin' fryer food kind of doom burgers, things like that. and which was pretty cool, because he kind of did a lot of things from scratch the chef they're kind of did a couple of things from scratch shows kind of like a good ease into it, and then after that I went to Jackson Street tavern in that's where I kinda got a lot of. The meat cooking part of it like. SCALLOPS and steaks and things like that kind of just doing things like that and it kind of pretty good them, and then I kinda like the nobody was head chef at that point and I kind of just. Jumped not jumped into that role, but I became like chef without delay. To his. House not. Feel like that happens a lot. Yeah of like no one has a some of them have a specific title, but then you're doing. Suddenly. Yeah Day in day out there sixteen hours a day. Just you know and it wasn't. It wasn't more of like I wasn't getting the respect. It was more like. That's what I doing. At that point, it was just. For me to progress just like I had to put in those hours kind of thing, so I just started doing that and just kind of grinding it out. You know there was a bunch of. They actually have really young staff there, so it was Kinda cool. We're just hanging out being shit heads all the time like given the. Owner their problems every single day there was something new every single day, and it was just kind of fun time and then. I went to via again I. Did like the part time? And then ended up eventually going fulltime via. And then same thing back to. School I don't take a quick break. Right right so we come back cool. All right and we're coming back from our break here and it looks like we have more shots in front of my God, which just makes sense that seems right. Yeah seems right. We also have joining us a lovely girlfriend as well who also works with you, so it's a family affair high five there. Too so shots. Happy Sunday. I'm the token person that Cheers Brady? Somebody has to off over here in the corner. Only because only because I'm sitting right next to them, no other reason. Man. The Wayne make some good Tequila. I, mean he does everything good. It's great. He's got a good looking signature to bottle. I know he really does. I mean he's just he's. Just. pisses gold seriously good at everything, and can you imagine somebody that talented came out of the wwe. All. Your. Second. Yeah Briefly, but yeah. Like I'm here making noises like as if I actually no I have no idea. Plate in the NFL brief. Stuff and then is we. Jesus Christ, what a Goddamn good! PERHAPS HERO RENAISSANCE MAN! Yeah, look at them works. So. Getting back to it got a Sam Tiny Laughlin here. So covering your back story, and now we're up to date. You are at ochre on as the Garm, Oh Gormley extraordinary man. How long have you been at Okra now? Serve the Himba of last year I believe. Timberlake coming up on eight year YEP. So, do you? Obviously you've been. Doing this for a minute now, but you are still young is is this. Is the the cooking thing in your in your will house. Do you see that long game I don't think I'm going to change Iran I, just I kind of wanted to dabble in the front of the house a little bit, but the restaurant I think is just GonNa be my. Either way both ways so when you started at Oakmont, did you start out at the station I did? We started with my main man, Barney. Andy Okay. He's a cool guy. You know him hung out a little bit. And Yeah, that's where I started at Pretty Nice. Chill gone my feet in the water for those that might not know what Garbo dies in a kitchen. What what are you responsible for? Side so that's technically. Code side, so it's more like Salads Apertis. appetizer appetizers. If you WANNA call it amuses. Beginning courses, and then the desserts as well. I worked guard no. It was like. Always like you'd start service five o'clock do be like you know rock, and some of the starter shit you know, call it good, and then there was always that moment of when you went from. Just doing starters all of a sudden now you have starters and desserts all the same time, always the worst fucking time on guard, and that probably happens. Seven seven o'clock so right when the when the second. The second start to come in, but the first wave hasn't finished yet. Because some asshole at the table decided Oh. Yeah, let's get that desert. Until you're sitting there. Trying to whip up a fucking salad real quick, and you've also got fucking desserts on on the rail and just like. Oh fucking. Shit I, got all of this Oh. My God big ends this fucking meal right now. Terrible tasting menu. Through the first two, sometimes in the first three, and then you get the last one and always like. You're chilling around for a little bit like everything goes smooth, and then all of a sudden you get real. That's a good thing to mention, too. Because ochre on top of having their full service menu every night. They do also have every night. A special chefs menu as an option right now. It's just tasting menu currently because of coming back from book, but. But before quarantine, before the shutdown happened, it was full service menu, and then it was also a tasting menu, which was the same items as the full servicemen you, but it was kind of like the best of the items so like you could get the best of everything you not the best I want to say the best, but it's just kind of. Like this offer on. In one nice little package. You don't have to take any picking. And say I want the tasting menu. Ride you've. Got To trust the people in the back -actly. Trust people in the back there it's. Better that way to just kind of like I like when people like that like when they just kind of go for it, just enjoy enjoy. You're the pro. You know what I mean what we're doing at that point I'll let you do you do? As a house person that is my favorite part of serving is when I do, come across those tables where they're like handing the menu back to me and just pick. All I have to ask them is how many courses how much do you want to spend? Do you have any allergies? prising actually because I hear a lot of people saying like. A lot of people. Like like that like when they give the option to the serve picking. They don't like the like the I don't want to just pick your meal. Because then if something comes back and you don't like it now on me instead of. Yeah, but then if you don't like it, it's your own damn fault. Right exactly. But I also I guess in my current role I'm comfortable enough with the menu and the back of House staff like we worked so closely. Them just have a tasting menu. We, we've never really done a printed out tasting on any given night of the week, but chef is always a one hundred percent happy to do a tasting menu. For anyone that comes in absolutely They are very open to food. Allergies and like religious restrictions, anything like that religious restrict. We've had it all thrown at us. Tough time. Rough. I've definitely had people that have like wanted a pasta dish, but they're gluten free and like chef has knocked it out of the park. Throw something together not. Working especially like if you come beforehand, it's like we can match. What your partner! If your partner's not that table is not what you are, we can sort of match what you are eating together and make it that way for work. That is one of the things I love about like you guys at Okrand your. Willingness to make things work right to say you know. What about the actual service it's about. It's about services, not about us. It's about making sure that you have rain tastic meal, no matter what. To Binge. Test to do it. Touch you attention. Like that that's my main thing is is like I hate places that just kind of go with the flow like not go with the flow but go. Like their we can, we can't. Keep it in the box likely. And then we'll chefs like if something comes in, and it's like the most wild things like I'm goon free Vegan. This this this and that and it's went and it's like. It just comes back to chef and he's like. Yeah, we can do it and just like Oh fuck. Off Your shown. Telling him in the background. And he's like. Yeah, we can do it. An, Eagle lists chef goes a long way to find the heart define. Very fragile personalities, but when you do have somebody like then there's a lot of guys and and women and Omaha that to of like. Mid Western culture is such a yes culture of. Sure, we can do that, you know. The, craziest thing. From the Mid West is going anywhere else they're like. Such? Manners. You were so nice and I'm like this is I'm actually big. House! Doing Everywhere else. You're like dude yourself can. All take. Yeah, if you're an asshole in the Midwest, you're the nicest guy in the block in New York City. Right, probably true. All right so from here have some some questions for you some stories. We would like to hear if you send them. fucking do this I did have one quick question. What kind of liberties do you have over the Garm? Oh dishes, do you? Do you have any so especially? Yes Oh especially it's like. we come all together as menu meeting. So every single week we come to a menu meeting and. Either you come with stuff or you don't like. Going to have something you know what I mean. He's always going to have something on the back burner that he's going to say. But I do have input on what like I could come with the full dish? He might critique my dish and told me I need this or that, but my dish will make it. Yeah, you know what I mean. My dish will if I come. If actually serious about what I'm doing, he'll he'll. He'll understand that and he'll be like okay. Let's make it work like we need to change this. We need to change that but overall. It's a good dish that goes a long way and also like a massively unique situation because the host. That twitter and If. You're a saute like you just. There's no you don't. You're creative. You're. You're you're you're worth is on how much you can do the same thing over and over again. And Kill. But that also speaks volumes to oak kind of bucking the tradition of keeping a static menu because it changes. Every single week especially. Now that the whole covert thing is like. The tasting menu changes. Every single item changes every single week so before it was like we would change. Maybe one item on each categories or would change once possibly change once meet would change once things like that, but now it's like every single thing changes every single week like we will like especially now you will not come back the next week and have the same thing. You prefer I prefer that one hundred percent tests you, so it's hard. It's rough yet. It's way more intriguing for the cooks, and for the not in the same thing, no three hundred sixty five days. And even before it wasn't like we were doing the same thing, it was just more of like. We might you know someday I mean some weeks we might change three of the four items on amuse or three of the four items on meat, but then there would be some times where it'd be like okay well. We're only going to change one pasta because people are loving it, we have the ingredients a, and that's the thing about it, and that's what I love about it. The most like we're not just like buying a gradient out of ingredients ingredients to where we have to use all of them. It's like we by what we need. And it gives us the opportunity to change it. It goes back to. Your mom Polish it out of the cupboard. Exactly making it work exactly you use you dude. You had me worried there for a second. But that that is what cooking comes down to like, you can one hundred percents sample in make something. That's bad ass. If you if you work at it helps, and it helps at home to when I'm cooking at home, it's. It gives me coming up, yeah! It gives you the opportunity to kind of like. That's what I love about at the most is is like it's not Akron. Just not teaching you to cook one certain kind of way. It's teaching you to cook. Broadly so in that sense, it's like when you go back to like reading cookbooks and things like that. It's like you learn so much from them like the cookbooks. That you can be able to like if something needs acid or something needs sweetness or something needs spicy. Something needs salt things like that. You can kind of just like throw it kind of brings back to that just kind of like when you would see your mom just kind of like throwing things and she doesn't have the recipe, but she knows what he needs. And that's like the best feeling in the world because it's like. Yeah, if anybody. It's the best and the worst. It's like a curse and a blessing, because it's like people will ask you. You'll be the one that tests everything for the rest of your life. No matter what there'll be the one that's and it's a blessing, because it's like yeah I, get to try everything before, but then it's like some days when you're home, barbecuing or anything like that and you're just wanting to sit around and drink beers with the buds, but then it's like somebody's always gonNA. Come out with you with a spoon in the hand to you. JUST WANNA drink. Forget about it. Ask for this responsibility. Cook they don't care I'll eat. It just mentioned it. I feel like it's I. I know a lot of a kitchen people that. Are So sick of cooking that they eat McDonald's more than somebody should. Do you like cooking at home. I mean I I love cooking at home because I'm I'm. I'm inspiring to become more eco-friendly in the world right now, so it's more of like I inspired to eat healthier. I inspired to eat better for my body and better for the environment as well so it was like a lot of its testing me for cooking like I. Try to do Vegan dishes vegetarian dishes as much. Can you still enjoy cooking Allen all the? Best feeling that's awesome, but sometimes you know when you get drunk A. Quarter pounder with fries. Extra Greasy. You throw it. Like how I know speaking from personal experience, when quarantine I started, I was so on point with cooking for myself at home and I live with just me and my dog, and historically I enjoy cooking for other people way than I enjoy cooking for just one but I tried to keep up with it as long as they could, and then that fell off pretty sharply round. mid-may. Were you able to like? Keep that trend going for yourself, try. It's allow harder just because it's like an. It's an opportunity to get out. So at this point in a second opportunity to leave the house, you know what I mean and and. To say like I love cooking for myself, but there's just that that opportunity is like the reason why people live coming into the restaurant and because they don't have to. They don't have to cook for themselves. They don't have to do any work. They don't have to clean up after themselves. And that's the same cooks through the same thing. It's not like everybody's different. It's like we want the same opportunity to be able to just go out and just enjoy yourselves without worrying about anything or free, yeah. And I and I love that aspect. Follow up question. What's the best quarantine meal that you cooked? ooh, that's. Actually. It wasn't me that cooked it I'm going to say that it was my girlfriend that cookbook. Fair yeah, what's what's the best quarantine meal that you age and just cook? She just got. Roasted veggies and rice like honestly like that in that feels like especially with like me, going on the Vegan Diet is like something like that is like i. eat so Nadia work like. My girlfriend, she got so mad at me. One time 'cause. I came home and I'm like just a steak all day like I hated like i. just want something else like i. just want some. Yeah just want something chill, and she like whipped it up and I'm like. This I was like oh my. Because I was like Oh my God. Is She in the industry. She is actually she actually met in culinary school. Okay, so. Our Yeah. She works at Rojo Right now, actually just closed down she she switched bartending or serving in right, but so she knows how to Cook Yeah, Nice, yeah. That's pretty cool. I like cooking for myself a lot, yeah! It just gives you that upper especially like. Your best critic is going to be your partner. If you have owner, the people around you like some people like I don't like it when people are just like Oh. Yeah, everything is great everything. Everything's amazing. Tell me something is wrong. Please tell me. I it makes me better. I'm. Not GonNa. Go Cower in the corner. Exactly I'm a cook like my chef tells me way worse things than. report. This cookie. Me something like yeah, it's. A little bit pleasure, my yeah, it's GonNa hurt me a little bit but I'm like, please. I need because I wanna make it better the next time it's like walking around with a booger in your nose and no one. You WanNa know. Out, you're not going to embarrass me, I'm not to go. You're more embarrassing me by just letting me walk around Dan. Now. Needs more salt. It is what it is just makes me better, no matter what. Yeah like and that's the weird thing about it is is like when I get home. I tend to over salt things. Because I'm at work and. When I'm at work is kind of like you taste everything, but when I'm cooking at home, I just kind of like. And I'm not tasting it because I'm thinking about. Going Day. In my girlfriends like every single time, she's like Oh. My God you put way too much. And then like the next time it's not enough salt. I need to put some more. God Damn it. That's the worst when you just hand her the Salt, shake! Your on your. All right, so I had this question I already mentioned to you. I was GONNA. Ask you this and you said you were ready for it so so here we go. I would love to hear your story or stories. About like your most memorable or worse time being fucking weeded. Okay, so my favorite. My favorite weeded situation was we're cooking I? Mean I was making grain, so we had grains on the news like a little salad regular solid. and. This was an icon. And the last two times, I sent the Greens out. They weren't high enough right because it's all about playing high I am. Entitled Greens Right. And so I'm sitting there. You know putting them up and every single time. He's like man. Come on, you gotta get him higher. You gotta get them higher and then the third time I pull them out in and Lee. She was at the time and she was like she was like she turned around immediately. Like didn't even look at the Greens like it seemed like she didn't even look at the grange. She was like it's not high enough time right back. And have been. He came over, and he was like only to me, whispered Gosh so close to my Erica feel his hot as breath. Mirror. And he was like. If you sit out another greens like that again, and you're Outta here and just like. Okay. was just like because he came over. Because you know, hot side is way worse than the in the. And the sense of like intensity and things like that, and so just the way he jumped off the line, he wasn't doing anything over there like he acted like nothing was going on over there, and he just walked over walked into my average as I get it on and I'm like. That's the funniest thing is. People don't realize like we get talked shit the most, but I love like that that sense to me is is is when I get shit talk and just makes me work way harder. Like that little push like people can't handle that like I love I, don't talk to me. However you want like it's like a weird little fetish. Dirty, you're not wrong. At all, there's a certain amount of verbal degradation that I think people industry-wide enjoy kind of enjoy and appreciate. Of people where that I mean like in general like normal people like anybody that we're like. That either sparks of fire under ass, or you just shut down, yeah! He said something mean to me. And I like I love you like you comes over, and he's just like Yo get it done, and I'm just like. Yes, like I'll get it done in the next time. It's done like it's there's no questions asked after that you learning. Move on horrible like I remember like in the moment. In, you're just like. Salads where Powell. Highest Fuck after. The Best Salad you ever seen. The service had to be careful to not. The, service. Measures like dude. Like there's been multiple times that I've been pulled outside and just like you'll get your shit together or get out, and it's like that's the best feeling in the world like to just have somebody be there to be able to correct you and be able to start that fire underneath you to be able to go is just amazing, and the quality of being able to you know just not like. Go cry in the corner after that like. That's a quality that. Is Good for. Anything. Yeah. Yeah, like and that's the thing is like a lot of people. Don't understand the yes, chef. A lot of people do not understand the chef like my I talked to my brothers Multiple Times, and they've worked in construction and they're like Oh. Yeah, my boss talks crazies I put the nail over here and he's talking crazy. Downgrading me and I'm like. I get a lot like. My brother's like yeah man. I'm just like. Leave and all this and I'm like. If. My talked me like that. It's yes chef or I'm gone. Yes chef, or a is nothing else like and they're talking about the construction site where they're building. And they say they don't want to do. My brothers like Oh my God. It's off. I can't do all this like if I were to say it was. Like I'm like I'm inside one hundred degrees like standing in front of a flame. have no bream. Come on the air conditioning I. It's not a small guy by any means exactly then when you have his hot as breath breathing. That's not fun. It's time for another shot. Imagine that killed an entire bottle Tequila at this point to be honest. which is impressive weight from start to finish? ZSA. Starting with three people. Live? BRASSICA on July. It's not live, but I live I. Mean it's like before this. We have the radio show and stuff, and so we were recording for that prior, which is very. Clean. First of all you can't cost. And like very late script was worried about that. Oh Yeah Kassir fine and it's bad I feel like normal people to normal. Kitchen kitchen staff. It's just we talk about some really wild, dark, weird, crazy stuff, nasty stuff. Nobody that walks in I'm like. Oh my God some of the most creative like phrases and insults have absolutely come from my backup. One hundred percent there's about that like both working in like fine dining places of. Of like. All of the you know. Like. Just like. Being on for people, and then you walk twenty feet away and the conversations that are going on in the kitchen or in station. Wild whoa talks about that shit. It's the funniest thing because like the servers and people would be like all right. People are walking through the back and everybody knows they're like you. They stand up. That Folks have goodness. Anyway. Guys about that one time that yeah. Some I was cooking on like an open line in like a fine dining restaurant, and so it was very like you had to be like on point. Of the entire time you couldn't couldn't fucking costs online. Terrible also when you fuck something up and like. You just want. Like that, you're just want to let out that one of those like thaw. Sitting ten feet away. That's how via was view. Over? But it was, it was different. Elect two meals like the ambiance out there unless you were sitting at the kitchen or the kitchen table. You're fine, you don't have. Not many people unless you were like being super loud, but not many people could hear you, but the people at the table. It was like they were expecting. Yeah, so cool like those conversations with people like that like. They enjoy. What did you talk like that? Because they knew it was like normal people, Tommy work that at a kitchen, exactly work. For a little bit and Walk up to the counter, and they're just like y'all so what the fuck is up. To. Where I work now we also have an open kitchen. We have an entirely open restaurants. You know there. There's very few hiding spaces to where you can kind of Release that angst. Mid Service and that is one of those things that I do. Kinda Miss Looking back on all the other service industry jobs that I've had we do get creative with it like we find out like. Places work for that and what places don't. Cool thing like when we when I was working near views like it was weird, because if you wanted to do anything you just had to. Drop down. On your knees and you're just like. I feel like when I worked in the open line like our chef generally ran expo and stuff. I feel like he just like. Held everything in. The entire service. Tell like every left was clean and then suddenly he. Entire Service but like. How long on this cool? When it's too long than it should be and stuff, and you'd be like Ou. Know on that, very. Straightforward, and then suddenly gone, and it's time to clean. He goddamn fucking. Mother fucking. Shit on. Doing right now. Carlin. Like holding super solid the entire. Door closed as soon as that last person that he left home for close. As soon as they call, it was like everybody. Just let out a big. Like, it's like the server sees that last table leap immediately locks the front door and we're like all clear. We turn on spotify. That's my favorite then. You turn on that music, and you guys just get wild while you're cleaning your system. In vibe speaking of moments. What is the thing that keeps you wanting to cook every single day? Q. One cook is a I. Know. How cliche! But just making people happy. You know what I mean like. Not. Even not even the back of that I mean not even like the customers that come in. It's all about the customers that come in, but even like when you get that that signal. You did a great job. That service like it's unbelievable. It's like a high. It's a high without getting high. And, it's just that feeling of like you know when the chef is I go. You guys did a great job like we crushed tonight yet, and then it's like especially like on a night like New Year's Eve or something like that is that when he comes back and he's like y'all served a thousand plates. Tonight and nothing was messed up. Like. That is the best feeling you could ever have. Do you as at Oakmont have I? Think you do. At least I feel you did last time I was there. You have the opportunity menu to like. Beers in drinks. motherfucking, what's funny? What's funny is that Amanda is the one that she writes all the kitchen beer, so it doesn't come back. Kitchen beer comes back like the last one that we had it was like. something. Was It, so it rings into to the kitchen printer. Yeah, so it will ring him like a normal tickets. You guys know that something. For you so once we once we get that ticket. We have like bells and we'll all yell. And the people here, but it will be something like something ridiculous that Amanda will put into the system that will be like I forgot what it was this last week, but it will be like something like. Oh like a joke. Yeah fuck them right in the. Jeff like pull it off the ticket. He'll be like all know because we all get it in our printers so wall. Pull it off. The chef is the one I like fucking writing the Tutsi and then everybody's like. Everybody goes loud like crazy. And I'm like even like the people that are listening like. If you if you have the money like your kitchen beer, because be the best experience for you like it will be the funniest thing that you will ever hear your life. This is the first kitchen that I've ever had that happen like it is the best experience when somebody buys that. Because it's just like it takes you away from like what you're doing, it takes you. You away from the stress. It takes you away from what you're doing at the moment, and it just allows you to go crazy and releases that energy, and then you're as soon as the bell rings, and it's done. You're back to work just like clockwork. It's amazing. Wait so when when those kitchen drinks are purchased for you, do you? Do you take them drink them? Or did you save save them after? So? It's like it's like. It's like a shift drink, but so we get a shift drink from the bartender, right? We always have like a six pack of Miller. Site for we're just looking down on him at the end of the night. Partying and then all of a sudden is like you know that's the night. That's the perfect night always like at the end of like New Year's Eve or something like that is like like last year. The first experience I've ever experienced was with pain, he like they all came back with ice cold bottles of Champagne. Every single person got a bottle of Champagne, and we were just like rocking it like we were just down in a bottle of champagne and we're just drunk like. You like that was all. That was night like that. Goggles so we just talked about like Kim. Cleaning Dude, it's the best. Like there's nothing better than drunk cleaning. Rather. Keep scrubbing. Greenie cleaning is the worst, but when you're like jamming amusing, and it doesn't matter what is on. Any person could have like a station on. Music. Rock music. You're listening to rap. You're listening to anything in your just turning up like everybody just turning up drunk cleaning at home by yourself is your worst, but yeah, what got your buddies? They're drunk cleaning at home. Zach Thomas Not Agree I love that no well nothing ever next day. It's just kind of like. That was a nice try, not even just. When you're drunk cleaning and you're just like. Clean but okay, no definitely guys. Talking. Sex houses really clean. Always clean, which also mean. Buddy? This is an intervention. because. Just to clean. Clean let me drink a lot for an intervention, but. He just can't have no toilet paper just above as We can only scrub our butts with water. That's. The only way to. European bullshit. Aspirin is water earlier and. I'm not going to give you is. It's Tequila or nothing. I haven't been day I. Don't have ice. Fair No but the kitchen life is is amazing like I think honestly that should be a required job for everyone. No matter what like I think. Yeah like even during high school. Like a school curriculum like instead of doing just like I mean it's good to do. Community service things like that like I've had that one in my schools, but To do like a kitchen job just to understand that this is what like. It's not all about just working working working working like it. Is You work your Azoff, but you also get a play in saying you work hard. You play are. One of the interesting things about like a service industries like. You have like. The hard work of. Obviously it's a lot especially in the fucking kitchen. It's a fucking beast of work and stuff, but it is also like. It teaches you how to. Survive. Liquid teaches you how to take roll with it airborne. Real life skills that you will learn in the front and back, of House that no paper degree will ever actually looks you, and that's the same with like corners. I recommend people to. If you really wanted like culinary school to me is like. If you're somebody that wants to. Experience it go to culinary school like you know what I'm saying. If you WANNA learn like the basics of the back of the House to Corner School, but if you are really about this life, just dive into it just when you dive into it, it's so like honestly if if I would have been back when I was eighteen and know what I know now I wouldn't have gone to culinary school. Just because of the simple fact of like you can learn everything you need to learn everything else and back over house. Just going just by working in a restaurant, even there's sometimes that I went in like. There's people that I've got on that. Have come on to the job and like we had a via that there was this kid you know never worked in a kitchen ever in his life. And he came in, and he was just like oblivious to everything like you know what I mean like, he would sit there and be like. Oh, it's busy and he would just stand there and be like. And I'm like. Erotic, yeah, you've gotta work like come on. You gotta get it under. You like you have to light that fire like there's something under you. And I feel like that is what everybody needs to learn in any situation like there might be multiple jobs out there. That does that for you, but I'm saying just that simple like you know freshman sophomore junior year like go work in a kitchen. Just go work and kitchen. You'll learn that hard work. You'll learn that like drive to just continue to do whatever you need to. To make the person the ended the end product better for everyone. Yeah, so terrible. Jean de I feel like that's A. Wrap Up. Tiny fucking. Good Sunday afternoon and we'll see you next time. Banks.

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Arbys Makes the Marrota Carrot Made from Meat

Business Wars Daily

03:07 min | 2 years ago

Arbys Makes the Marrota Carrot Made from Meat

"From wondering i'm david brown and this is business wars daily on this tuesday july night if you can join them meet him someone had to have said that and then arby's board room ever since burger king created an impossible whopper out of impossible foods lab grown meat lookalike substance other fast food and fast casual chains have been adding the substitute to their menus no you didn't hear us say the word lemmings that crowd includes carl's junior white castle t g i fridays red robin the cheesecake factory factory hard rock cafe in even blaze pizza del taco q doba and little caesars did i leave anyone out oh yes mcdonald's is serving a plant based burger in germany probably a precursor to in american launch the meat substitutes have taken off so fast that impossible burger has a shortage and its employees are working twelve hour shifts to fulfill every order they can arby's though is in a bind it must be easier to make fake ground meter sausage been dominica red blooded slice of roast beef or juicy duck breast so even if he iconic roast beef sandwich chain wanted to jump on that bandwagon it couldn't yet besides the rush to peachtree dish grown protein is well worth poking fun at and you have the handed arby's the chain who slogan is we have the meat is celebrating carnivores by inventing a new menu item the merit a carrot made out of meet the lumpy orange merit only looks like a carrot from a distance much less like a vegetable then fake meat looks like ground beef that's okay arby's says it's just the first and a new line of what it's calling match doubles yet it vegetables maitre meet not created in arby's kitchen by chef never crossed the company's vice president of innovation looks more like sculpture then food ross sliced turkey breast into carat shapes boil them roll them in dry carat powder roasted roasted the end of course stuck some partially in the fat in while la merit not surprisingly rb says the merit might find its way to the menu sometime but for now it's doing a great job calling attention to it hardy devotion to meet and maybe persuading flex its aeriens somewhere to give up on meatless monday go chow down on a roast beef sandwich uprising pardon me

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326. Buzz Lightqueer

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:42:38 hr | 1 year ago

326. Buzz Lightqueer

"Well okay so sometimes I have some really great ideas, right? It's like Oh, I know, let's do that. So I have one of those ideas, and then what the problem with that is. I had it last night, and then decided I what I made a decision, and then now I have been running around all day working to try to get pull it off. In WanNa! Just sit down. The pandemic! You can phone it in I, mean literally we? No I decided. We are going to do something special here on the program this week and you know why, because it is pride month. Usually we usually I'm at price. Cj goes with him at prides all over the con-. I go everywhere. Hi, everybody! No one's more proud than Michelle laugh. Route is a mother. But like you know all the get canceled this year, and so I haven't been anywhere doing, but we usually do something for pride, Gay Pride for Lgbtq I a plus pride here on the program. And when do we need it more than ever? Can I get the name in an answer that it's now. A man, I would love little pride up around in Hugh So. I took me a minute to organize this shit, and so I am going to need a drink. You don't have one already. Truth I just poured I. Swear to God I. Did I told cj go get a beverage. We're GONNA. Find it too much for me, but his pride celebration. South? So it is, it's raining men. There's lots to do lots to celebrate lots to catch up on Oh my God I have updates on things solvent. We have big waiting GEL. I'll just do a tease right now. We know that game. Because, it's totally too far, and we can never play it the game where it remember the London's remote control vibrator prostate massager Aryan. Love events where you could put it in somebody and then all the way across the world. Somebody else could control it and we send. A game where we buzzed belva Scottie whose listening buzz. Sabella was absolutely into the idea. Well I finally figured it out and today we will be playing game there. There's a lot it's called. A lot going. 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My, but the whole time I got a pedicure, but let me tell you something I'd go in. Everyone's in masks. There was a flex plexiglass between the booths right, and I am down that I have done that, and I went to dinner or remember the happy hour. Now reeling it in a little bit, because the numbers are going up I will tell you know. Let me tell you. The numbers are going up. Let me tell you. This number is going up, but my feet are like butter. All right. You. Manny Petty. They're saying you can't get a man I was offered. I was offered both at the same you were I was, but a responsibly, said no just a pedicure. Thank you very much. ME. Okay so real. Quick before we get to some more pride celebrations. Listening in the past two weeks. There has been a great del Taco experience. Where people have been well, I recommended a cheeseburger. The mistakenly didn't say the double. Del cheeseburger CJ went sorry to. FAGS! He went through the drive through. Got It wrong? Then got it right documented at experience, we named that women Debbie the woman. Representative the representative who is so wonderful to you so I? Said what she looks like a deputy me now fancy went back and. VACC- went back because he's like I, need to know her real name and I. I don't know if we found it. Did you find it? That's investigative journalism, right? Yeah, well. It was important for me to go back and get her name. And I did did go back and I didn't eat. I just found out her name. Where did you what did you do, so? You went back and you said what you said. something. Catfish? Debbie wasn't there, so I asked the employees. The other employees are I said I explain the situation that I came in, and she gave me great customer service, and what? What was her abdomen breaking news this just into the newsroom at this hour you're listening to the world's most exclusive podcast is a straight talk across matthews. ACSI please continue. And they told me her name. They knew who it was, but I think we should try to guest I think you also try to guess the name down. flaxseeds told me but CJ Nikki so Debbie del Taco representative who helped fantasy last week it was so helpful gave fags. He took an hour and forty three minutes in line. With every. She. She's not I will tell you that she is not named Debbie. Did discover an in-depth bulbs deep straight talk exclusive her real name. What do you think it is and by the way? If you saw the footage, it is on the kiss kiss dot com, the actual footage of del Taco Debbie. So okay, you all saw your member. You can join it this kiss club dot. com, Nikki CJ, what do you think? What does it rhyme with? That Of So, many names. Does it again with the letter C no, not at Connie good to know. Charlotte. Charlotte or No. No, not a Roberta not a Rondo the beginning with the letter. Yes does it with the what let me. Say What do you think it is? Wow Is it a? Betty No, no randy! NO BERTHA! But I love that name that is her name Bertha. You got it. You. So good, we. Ask. Mickey I made that with some sort of psychic. Hit that. I just I can't A. Able to pull out. A motivating kind crystals. Followed her spirit guide. Got To bridge wow well. I'll tell you this. Everyone you you. Probably you've been avoiding the news lately. Having gone, so you have so you probably see the coverage we got, but everybody was talking about this del Taco exclusive. Was Everywhere I got started getting offers interviews. Book Deals Mu I, said no, I'm not doing that. I'm not selling out and then somebody jake listening. Jake approached me about a broadway musical. About it and I said well now. That is interesting I. DON'T WANNA. Do a tell all book about it. You know I don't want I. Who would play me in the movie? You know who would play fags. Who would play bridget? And so I said no, but with the idea of a Broadway musical. We're really put the story to to to music I thought. Jake had that idea, I said we'll want you partner with Chardonnay and my daughter, and and they put together. This is just a sample now that we. Tony's are not happening right now. Usually, this is the time for Tony Nomination. So you'll probably see this when the Tony's come back, but this is the del Taco representative song from the del Taco, Del Taco Debbie musical. Heart's racing you. Race up to the try to. Mixed message from Las Matthew. About the men ooh. Her Hyphen here before. The, Burger was. The fries I want to move Representative. I, need achieves for tasty. Her, Talk! Representative. I need all the tapes for tasty deeper. now that's just a sampling of. Ice. Riveting. Work. J.. Vice, Chardonnay Kwan and that was that was from flaxseeds, point of view through the drive through the hard parts about staging a musical with the drive through. How do you do that, right? Right through. Chardonnay played I didn't really sure they played anyway, so here's that's just one song, but if They're leaking out there. So any other listeners get a hold of any other. The others leaked songs from del Taco Debbie the musical. Send it my way and what's out there? We'll play it for everybody, but otherwise you gotta wait for the Tony. So when assured nee take hardly got to get to. She's just trying to make a living it listen. There's Chardonnay posture so there's lots to go to tell you this Everyone's being very prideful. We do that game coming up, but very prideful I, beginning. Word got out that we were doing a private celebration here. You can't keep anything secret. There's leaks everywhere and so so many people heard doing the celebration I got. It was harder to get a ticket to this pride of ended. It is to the Academy Awards. I'll tell you, but we had some actual real life. Celebrities who are friends of the show who wanted to say happy pride to all our straight talkers. Take it away slip. High. Beam stir and I wanted to tell all straight talkers happy fried I'm proud of just getting to be who I am and getting to be with the person I love. It means so much, and it's something that. I I hope I never take for granted, and I'm also proud that I have not worn anything but sweatpants for the last three and a half months. Well. Hey everybody it's Carson Christly and I wanted to tell all you straight. Talkers, happy pride I'm so proud of our community and I'm also very proud of our Ross. Hey, it's Boyer Chapman, and I wanted to tell all the straight talkers, happy pride I'm proud of coming from a long line of Queiroz Shiro's revolutionaries and activists in the LGBTQ plus community, and you should be to know our history because we're fucking fabulous. Hi It's Kelly. And I wanted to tell all straight tokens happy tried. I'm proud. Rothman. Greatest people to ever putting and I fucking. He's straight talkers. It's me drop dead. Gorgeous Lodge Than Life world-famous. Drag superstar Jackie saying. The Pride I know times are tough, but things will be back to normal before you know it, and it's pretty obvious by looking at me. I am not a big fan of that word normal, and that is what I am most proud of I. Am proud that I am a unicorn. I am proud that I'm an artist I. AM proud that it is my job to make people allow and to make them laugh in a very specific. Way And I just want you to know that I. do it for everybody, but I especially do it for my Lgbtq, sisters and brothers so hang in there happy pride. We don't even need to leave the house to celebrate. Hi, it's satire on. OCHRE and I just wanted to tell all straight talkers. Happy Pride I am a proud ally. It's Michelle and I wanted to tell all straight talkers. Happy Pride I am proud of the resilience, and I am so proud of the unity within this community. The more we stick together, the more we lift each other up the more we win, the proud of who you are. I am so proud of all of you. I love you happy pride, my loves. I know it's a weird year and I really wish I could be there celebrating with you, but I just wanted to draw you a message and tell you and all the LGBTQ. Friends that I have and the whole community that. Thank you for showing US what? It means to live with authenticity for having the courage to do that because we live. With. You live with integrity and. Gosh I, wish I wish the rest of the world would catch on. But. We're getting there, aren't we anyway? I love you guys I. Miss You when I see you again I'm GonNa. Hug You so hard! You'RE GONNA have to call the authorities okay? So how one and can't wait to celebrate with you hopefully in the near future, okay, bye! Hey, everybody, I loved. All of you and I especially love you snafus. It's Jillian barberie and I want to tell everybody all straight talkers, happy pride team so proud of. Hello and hollow. Yes, honey, it's me. Shangila and I wanted to say happy pride to all the straight talk all right now listen. I am so very proud this year of all the amazing activism that's been taking place by so many from so many different walks of life. It's only when we stand together, and not just as an LGBTQ plus community, but also our allies in support of equality against injustice against discrimination, and we stand truly for others. You know it's so. So great to see so many people, posting and being vocal and visible in support of the black lives matter movement in support of the all black lives matter movement in support of the Trans Lives matter booby and pushing so many amazing conversations that we should have been having for a very long time all right and it's that type of activism. It's that type of involvement that will help us as a community continues to reach every goal that we need to hear. I love you guys about in Honolulu. Guy. Almost, cheered up a couple of times. which celebrities which? Made you cry those because it was a competition it was. There was one in there. That didn't introduce ourselves that. Last one who was that was windy, mcclendon covey. Her name. Shed I'm sorry I should've. Familiar that Wendy do that to happen yet listen. I just that's just last night sending a few tax so many people. Isn't that great that like our show is so beloved and the street talkers so beloved by celebrities. Now I'll tell you this. And you know you know this well, Nick. You've cover red carpets I go all the time. The first stars that show up are neither of the biggest stars right. Now in terms of star power. No, the yeah, usually the ones that are more popular show a little later right before event so. Those celebrities right they're. They're big celebrities. But what if I told you that even bigger names? We're going to send US messages to help us. Celebrate Pride I'm talking cream of the crop. Nobody else is getting these people all right. Yeah, are you ready for this? Yes, there's more messages. Somebody say pride. Hi, this is Tara and I'm wishing you and your. Best Pride Months. You could possibly have these days I. Stand with you everywhere densify whatever feels right I got your back and I'm thankful dealt mcadoo swing into Yup. She's happy to happy pride for me and my cat we are both Yup will standing for you. Hope you have wonderful months this pride year. Let's make this a pride century. Let's make this applied lifetime. Love you all. Happy Pride. Pay Straight talkers. It's Dari of change here. Voice Doria. Of Chain. Tried I. Love You, all and I'm so so proud of your yielding undying capacity to love. To love yourselves to love each other to love the differences that make us unique sparkley beautiful individual unicorns that we are so i. hope that this year whatever you're doing. You're proud of who you are and where you are, and you're exactly right now. It's exactly where you're meant to be and here I am telling you that I love you you pride. All IT Salvador and I wanted to wish all straight talkers out there at least pride I'm proud of being a big lat next dame history talkers. It's certainly. Ross friend and real term. I just wanted to wish everybody a happy pride and I wish I was in fire island. Really living it up for you know pride like I used to, but this year I'm just on my couch while I. Do have a pool in the backyard. Anyway. Happy Pride and we'll all celebrate together soon. Lack style. Everyone. Celebrate. History Family Korean girl I just wanted to quickly shared that I don't think I would have found myself as a person without giving credit to my best friend Josh, who honesty is the one that really exposed me to the LGBT community with the love and acceptance, they learned and experience from this community I wanted to spend a pile of popular practice of honestly, but my gay friends are my Tortilla there. My support little extra like walk, but I mean. What would a Burrito be without the extra goodness, but they do feel joy, and I really wouldn't be where I am today without them. Happy Friday, everybody. This girl and that's up. Hey, it's Eric Ross brother. I wanted to tell lovie straight talkers. To have a happy and safe pride, I'm proud of everything. You've all accomplished and I'm also proud of my amazing brother, love you guys? Hey Straight talkers JR happy pride month. The LGBTQ community has so much power, and I'm honored to be an ally in stand in solidarity with such a fine of individuals I miss you all so much and just know that I am by your side for every single fight. That still needs to be fought. We've a lot of work to do, but right now I would like to celebrate every single one of you every sexuality, every identity across a spectrum. Have Value Your. Life has value. Don't let anybody tell you different Ross Nikki! CJ, FAGS ED mission guys, missile, the stray talkers. Quiche quiche have pride. Tucker's. Behold, girl? Wish everyone a happy this month. My buffaloes and jam packed so much. Factor. Backed up. From sale and go so much and. Happy to be part of this amazing family. Every minute stay safe. And happy. Guys by behold hopeful. Bake Matthew the producer and I just wanted to say happy pride to all the straight talkers out there very proud to have always been an ally. Proud of my gay son proud of my gay aunt. And proud of all the lesbians that have befriended me over the years. Shot. Crystal Shrine. Happy Pride guys. US stay strong and fabulous. I'm so proud so proud to be part of this group. Let me dies by. This Tirosh and I wish you all a hobby pride. Coming out is the best thing to do, but pretty coming in his hand was even better. Is it down there? You guys are staying safe. Stay sexy and got some Daddy Dick. y'All love you. Straight talkers gets me. And I wanted to say to all of you. P. Very happy by Timothy J. Know. Do Love C. J.. See I know there's no gay pride parade this year, but if you want a ride on my float, you have an all access. Also big. Shout out to see Jay's bad. Daddy maybe we should? C. J.. Maybe I could be your new step, MOM, oh! There's nothing harder than that right. Having. Sex with your ghost step mall. ooh! Really are there. Wow told. ESTERS. Late. Best out of every entire thing both. That we've heard. Wings. And so. That was so shocking. So! Wow I mean. Listen no wonder. Ease ratings are in the shitter like they stars like this at their awards shows right Aleve. I know cream of the crop. Best of the Best I did tell facts. Last night was like who on the phone I go. We've gotta get bridget. Couldn't get. Enough time he goes, I. Don't know bridget schedule wasn't a time so I apologize I just found her name's brigette damage. Apologize but a big. Thank you to all our. You know all this but like. When I was sending out those method. Can. Only go when from cookie to shit? I forgot to incorporate it. Fuck me. I got one from cookie to. I forgot to shit now I. Feel Awful. Hold on because it came in last minute. Let me see if I can find you cookies whereas it come on, come on somewhere. Come on a cone your. You. Know Man this cookie, burn. Cook funding sent winning. I'm searching my emails for that also I. Thought went from, I, asked all the regulars, and I asked you for gene. Is They see? How everyone leaving little like ten fifteen second. Gina Gina went long. and. The thing is genius she. She went long and she does that. She ran with what she what she's saying is so important so I didn't know how to edit it, but just here's some of it. Hey, rise is bisexual. Gina as we're coming to the end of June I just wanted to say happy pride month you know first and foremost I know it's been a whirlwind of a month. We can't stop the progress that's been made with. The black lives matter movement. There's still so much work that needs to be done we can't. Have this momentum be lost? We still need to get the killers that had. Taken Brianna Taylor's life to seek justice. There's so much left to do to end systematic racism you see. How am I supposed to edit this right? She just she's so many great points I can't. And and reform the police and we can't take our to. The break. No, we can't, but it's three minutes and eighteen. Th three seventeen left. You guys left. So you WANNA pick a spot pick between now and three seventeen. You, what are you play the rest and on the discus club going to that? God there's so much work. To go to two fifty seven to fifty, seven, understood as know those kinds of things are unanimous decisions. Next. Three zero, five, zero five. This month, so I'm going to wrap it up there but I love the whole straightalk family, including our allies, and all the members of the lgbtq plus community. The Queer community is just an amazing powerful thing, so let's celebrate that all right. I love you all thanks. Begging. That and put it into the I did find cookies, and I haven't heard this yet. Let's hear this is cookie. Von Jay. Go Hi. Everyone. It's cookie I. Just wanted to wish all my fellow straight talkers, a very happy pride. This season I'm feeling extra proud of being different, and when I say that I don't necessarily just mean being gay or queer which I am and I'm very proud of. I mean in a more general sense. Sometimes, my personality and mannerisms can be a little bit different than the people around me, but I'm proud of that. So, Kiss, kiss and happy pride well. We're proud of you to. Everybody these street talkers in the family and you know what's great about this show and this committee is we are we are? We are which are which are bring out a tape just bringing just be interesting. Right will be the WHO have yard just be something. And so to all of your listeners, and all these I mean, you can really see wh- real crowded Weirdos, we have. have it. Now I mean but this is just the beginning I have to warn you because coming up. We are going to be playing. This game called Buzz worthy and we do have Bella Biscardi on hold. We're to be joined. Mark will be coming in as well to compete because because you know. It makes me laugh. Would you have sex with mark? Is Mark have went does mark. Mark partaking in the vibrator and the butthole. No Marcus playing. He'd let me explain the rules when we go all right. Scott Heath is it now. Cj Been in touch with Bella has we'll be having that? London's that we will control here. In the straight talk studio Mazar I will be controlling it. No. Cj has the link, but. I spent. What does this cost me twenty thirty grand to install this system? So CJ CD will have to control. It's almost like a in the situation room in the White House teaching, House the nuclear button well the nuclear. Bell Prostate, and so we'll get all the details when we come okay, this is going to be a straight talk I. 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On the show and also less than seven, but markets here in part you are in a rainbow shirt, and it's so good that where did you to? It's it's like a Tommy. Bahama button up shirt, but it's in this rainbow tied I print curious. What Ren Faire you got that at actually? Diana got a target. It's Kim you. You look cute. Cute, but it is the type of shirt you. I could imagine if you weren't in your Peter Pan Outfit the one with the Vesey don't wear a shirt under to rent fairs that this is something you'd wear to a casual Renaissance Fair Day. You're? So cute. Is that true mark. Yeah I think I got. You said you're kind of It's my Internet's sucking I'm sorry, That's all right. It's probably best anyway. Markings here wonderful, so he's going to be playing the game and if you're it, he's the game at the beginning of the program, but just to give you a little back story. Billable Scotty is a great listener of our show. A contributor made many contributions to the program. Drag performer has performed bubbly brunch recently moved from the East Coast and up in new. York area upstate New York to here to not far from Burbank, not even that far from where I'm sitting now at Pristina, Darling, studio Pristina Time Homo students to. Now to recap. We talked in the past about mark you getting. Can you hear me now? Mark Looks Confused Mark on your Internet no closing some window so that it's. Riveting all right so. So Balas! Listener BUBBA CJ one time brought up this this I think it was cj that maybe it was faxing brought your jake's brought up. These Lavin's, which is a sex. There's there's there's women. Dildo kinda things there's men prostate things all this stuff. Okay even the pilgrims had those right. What's different about these is that you can send a link to somebody across the world, and they can control it, so I'll tell you this. We said we should do a game show. Bella wrote and said she'd be down to do it. Bella Bella Scotty Bella Buzz, Scotty? We talked about it on the show and now Bella. IS HERE SO everybody? Please say hello to Bella right now. Yes Bella is wearing a Ross Mathews shirt and front of a Gay Pride Trans Pride flag. Yes Rawson wear something appropriate for private said. Smartest listeners. Out Riding. The transit looks like it's black lives. Matter on it. Rainbow is that what it is is new flag. Cj has the same thing. I. This is the progress. Behind the progress spread fat. It's hard. It's the updated one I need one. which are the manager they give me one. Or instant, but right on top of that rose. Bell is here and I really need to set the scene because there's a lot of moving parts here so if you don't mind, let me do this. Bella has agreed to do this and which means belly you own. Eleven's correct. Yes. Love is not a sponsor mark. Making it happen, but you own eleven's. And how big would you say the Levins is? What style do you have? Stooping weight, but it's a nice little him. I would say it's. About this size, no this. Being. I. If I. Answer Fox. Still he could show us the reason he can't show us, and if because it is, where is it? It is in the darkest voice in Los Angeles. Let's be very specific. Where is it right now? In the booty hall it is, it has been inserted it okay, and by the way professional broadcaster. Here I'm just asking questions I'm not participating in this and I do not approve it. So there we're seeing the bar. There is not a fist sized. Mr Okay. It's a couple of fingers right to three fingers maybe. The question, yes, it is okay C. J. You have. Is. He knows what size it is. Designed to go and come around like for a girl to write. Yes, all right mark. Yes, but what about the thing about this one is it goes in occurs, and it would hit your prostate right, and so you inserted this Bella and walk me through that process you what you put a little lube on it, and you just lay back and sort of. Kind of sucks up in their. My my roommate helped me out a little bit. Oh cute. That's a good roommate grower guy. She's a she's now. He's an ally and. She saw you what lean back like you're a baby. Get your about wiped and then put it in that as a grown man. A grown man today I. It was actually a Swat, and a squatted entry swatted entry, and you move on. And how does it feel just sitting in there now? I know it's on, but not vibrating. How does it feel in there right now? You sort of notice it. Understood mark. Do you have any questions? no. Okay fanzine. I think you I want to go back to the room thing like I. If I put one in my butthole I wouldn't ask Nikki to help me, so I just wouldn't do that. How did she? How do you need a grand when? That roommate is more than just an ally. That's right. Thank you mark. Did she hold the base there while you sat on it or did she stick it in? A moral support. Listen I have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to make this possible for cj to be able to control it from where he is because I had a professional broadcaster. I am not a part of this I'm just over here understand so. I but I did put the game. We're GONNA play a little game here? It's CJ versus fags versus Nikki versus mark, and there are eight questions, and these are questions about gay icons and game moments in history understand me. Okay now if you get it right, you get a point. If you get it wrong. What HAP- Bella? Bella. You there we go. If if you get it right, you could appoint. Wrong his back. What what happens everyone? Mark you until. They get to buys Bella gets a buzz so. Win Win. We like to call this this game. Good vibrations! Why don't we get? Tempted to test the technology. It's working, but I think we should do a build up. So everyone ready to play good vibrations when. Okay right! Out I. I'm going to start with you. START WITH CJ, see. Others question number one. who was the first who was the first sitting president or vice president to endorse marriage equality? Was it Barack Obama Bill Clinton. Dick, Cheney or Joe Biden. Barack Obama Are you locking in on Barack Obama? Thing in. Lockheed in March. Mark. Arc. Don't fuck the game big bite and came. Question it, here's the deal mark. You don't get out there and shake your head. No, you're playing against. Cj let him answer it. Let the game happened marks in there going. No, don't say that CJ marches play the game. Would you do that on jeopardy? Would you do that? Would you do that on? I thought he had locked in so that I I waited until he locked didn't yet get it. Wait till he locked, but he locked Brock Obama and guess what Cj. I don't. Okay I I. Don't know if it's good news or bad news when someone gets it wrong, the. Is. Okay the answer is wrong. Not. Dick Cheney because his daughter is gay. And he broke with the Bush administration and said I believe everyone should be free to to to be marry whoever they want. He didn't come out full-throated up, but he broke with it. He said it's very personal our family. I'll tell you this. Joe Biden was really the first one to full-throated say I believe in marriage equality before Obama and it sort of forced Obama to have to embrace it before this. Erection Which? Is Why we love I. Love Joe Biden. Reasons all right so Bella. Let's see. Cj got it wrong so Bella. How do you feel we're going to buzz you? There are levels right starts you start small and builds too big right, CJ. Sure. Are we gonNA go big. Big, or should we. Will choose, so you can choose the reaction, so he's not aware of what's coming. Understood all right Bella. Are you ready to get? Him So excited. Fraud weekend looks go okay, it's time to buzz Bella in three. To Go? Ross you to stop. Okay so what? We. Celebrate. What did that feel like? Walk me through that you know the dog. What if An felt it. You know it started on a level one which the low. Rumble. Wrongful. Okay, so you started low CJ. Okay started low mark. Are you like that you like this game so far? Yeah I'm curious, does it have you know a lot of vibrators have different settings where it'll just be a buzz or to be a pulse, or like a Durant, or whatever can can you change around, or is it just honor off? It's A. It's like a slide, so you can impose it on the now. You can grabble it's. Destroys sue CJ. You really are controlling his whole. All right. Is it rolling. Clear. Okay, let's go ahead mark. You're talking. Let's go to UNIX. Okay Mark Your next. Everyone knows that lies. Right everybody knows everybody know. Everybody knows that lies. As mother is Judy Garland, but her dad Vincent Minnelli wasn't show business to what did Vincent Manila do was he an actor, a director, a cinematographer or a writer mark. I'm taking a stab at the Dark Messiah. Cinematographer lock onto. All right anyone. He's rights. I'll tell you this Bella I. Don't know if you're excited, but mark is wrong. He was a director. He didn't bunch of famous movie. Meet me in St. Louis all those sorts of things. So you know what this means. Bella hold on 'cause. You'RE GONNA get. You're GONNA get your. Hold on. OKAY CJ! Hit Him. A little higher than last time heard three to go. Low too low grumble still. You! Gradual this past episode. Mark makes a good point. People do need to watch us on the Kiss Kiss Club. Bella, it's still going. going. Hey, this is a constant in my life spice. Turn it down now. Turn it. Stop Okay So. Walk me through that deep internal feeling, yeah! Good he'll get feels like you know that. First Time you go to Gay Bar, get butterfly into your stomach feeling. Butterfly stomach. Your stomach. Far Okay. This is a wonderful wow! I hit yes mark. Question! Bella. Are You if? We played this game long enough and everybody got wrong. Are you able to? Finish from kind of stimulation. Feet. Classic question you know depends on who's paying your you. All right. Zero now, okay? What was Madonna's first number? One hit? Was it like a prayer ray of light like virgin or borderline borderline? Lock him in. On, borderline. Well. I'll tell you this bell up the borderline when Bellas stuck a big rubber ball up his ass. To play this game and you pass the border line from right into wrong. Because we answer is one thousand, nine, hundred four is like Virgin Is No more because. Bill. Up hitter? Cj on a one and a two and a three. Okay and stop. CanNot hear it is covered by your human body. so I can't hear the vibration. Your reaction, I hear your reaction Bella. Are you getting flushed because it looks like you get red when it buzzes? Wants. It is so funny to see how belly like literally jumps up out the chair. Alright because you're telling me, I'm doing it, but then hits her right after right after the second. Satellite that I fought in space in their backpacks down overnight. Nicole Boyer La-. What's the score right now? Zero Zero Zero Bella three. Nicole Boyer. Shares Guy! She won an Oscar for Moonstruck, but for which film did she get her first Oscar nomination? Was It moonstruck. Was it mask. Was it Silkwood or was it? T- with most Cellini. I believe it was mask. Okay, let them a lock you in on. Well. Lot of stupid motherfuckers up in here because it was not. she was for Silkwood. Which is a movie? Good! They like lesbian greatest. Yeah all right so. Well Bella. You know what's common and just be you. Going to be more busy. All right. Let's hit Bella on a three two one go. It's like a little ticklish for them. Media Medium Medium off flavor. Not Stop Now Jerry just hidden villa with mediums right now. It's Kinda. Going to scale is going up and up and down. Okay, I wouldn't as we get down to crunch time, I want you to hit her heart right when it's time to hard. Okay. This is consensual ruins having fun all right points. Mark Mark. This is your question for which. With for which movie defend her win her first Oscar Bette Midler win her first Oscar? Was it the rose was it. The boys was beaches or was it. None of the above I do have to say if you need a little help. In this round, you can buzz a friend and and his Scott. You the whole time you ask for help, she will be beans. Great. Please Okay, so you've chosen to buzz of friends let. Cj Goto Bella get her on like just about below medium. Put her on that if that's. Okay Now, I'm going. You feel that Bella. So I'M GONNA ask that question again if witch, for which really did Bette Midler in her first Oscar. You're helping mark as you're buzzed in the rose the boys, beaches or none of the above. How It has to be basis right marks. On beaches. Members died. Bella. Bella at beaches marking. You said you would have said beaches right? Read the question I thought beaches before he gave the answer of course iconic performance, and not surprising and say the rose, but you're right. She did not win the Oscar for the rose. She was nominated for that. She was only for the boys, but she did not win the Oscar for the boys. And for beaches. She wasn't even nominated for. That midler has never won an Oscar. So that is wrong. means. We're going to buzz. You and I'm sorry the buzz. Increases. As we go in the game, so cj hitter a little hard. Work? Just, above. The needle at. All right now, is it? Is it I'll stop it. came out. No, it's not coming out i. just got to tell you to stop. Abella now that was the highest. You've been hit. How is that feeling right now? I feel like it was a ziege's a WHO beaches instead of instead of. We through our. You aroused right now. I am. Okay! Just because of looking at mark that Rainbow Shirt. Mostly it's mark. Well nobody's got a single answer. Right, which means it's a great day to be Bella Ba-, Scotty but let's continue. This is your. This is your question. Cj in the song somewhere over the Rainbow Judy sings some day I'll wish upon a star. Wake up where the clouds are far behind me where troubles melt like. What? The bars, marshmallows, lemon drops or snow cones. Troubles Melt. Should be limited drops. But I'm GONNA say snow. That's good. That's really good. Coca. You should've gone with your first gut instinct because it was lemon drops on. Jay You know what that means Bella. It's time. Buzz Buzzer, but. My God rigged elected. CJ, now listen. There's only a couple more. There's a few more. You gotta go a little higher than. This'll be the highest one he had. Bella feeling okay good. Are you giving consent. Bringing on okay CJ hidden. Other than. I Don, Jumped out of the chair. Okay, lean into it and let's stop. Let's stop. That okay Bella. He, he's not belly. You're not okay right now. is absolutely yeah. It's like a workout for him. Bell so how was that was the highest one yet and Bella you are? You are generally a bottom right. So this is something you enjoy, but not in front of people normally. How is this right now? How would you describe use your words? This is good. I would say I would say that. This is a new experience for me. I hope all children have turned off their cameras at this point or skip forward and I know anything for cry and. And I think by the way if I may maybe. You. Consider contributions in some sort of black lives matter. Off. You money where your mouth is. Charity I don't know if it's your mouth. All right, so can I ask a question? Yes, is this more than you bargained for like? Is this what you thought? It was going to be or no worse or on here? This is. Great all right. Let's go on. Fag Z. Milovan fags loan check. In which movie beyond say, make her feature film debut. Was it is that funny CJ. Asked this question. Well she's a gay icon, wasn't dreamgirls. Cadillac Records Austin, powers, Goldmember or Pink Panther. That's good. I'm thinking it could be, it's it's a tossup between goal. The Austin powers and dreamgirls say. The, friend, you can buzz a friend Let Me Buzz Cj. You have to Buzz Bellas. The I mean by Bella, Bella. Bella so, we can buzz Bella for how let's. Just A. Hardcore three two one go. Bell APP. In which movie you feel that Buzz Buzz worthy. On maker feature film debut as it dreamgirls Cadillac. Records Austin powers in Goldmember or Pink Panther. Has Okay. Let's talk. Let's stop buzzing shops now. All right so. You have to go with Bellas Choice Bella said Pink Panther now. You're going to say what I was. GonNa say Austin powers. When you buzzer friend, you go with wet wet bell. Up, okay so we locked, we locked you into. Pink! The answer. Is Off. Goldmember. She played Foxy Cleopatra with fellow which means Bell. You just basically buzzed yourself all right going to be the highest level yet, everyone. Hold onto something tight onto something and I'm onto my own butthole three. Two one go. With! Fellow. Talk me through feels like what's going on. To get back to you on that one. Okay, let's stop it. Stop Stop Stopper. Bring her down Tang. Question now Bella just real quick. Okay, we're back to normal. That was the highest thing yet. How much higher is it now than when we started? It is. Higher than. So bad. He can't even talk Fella. I'm GONNA rename you. I got a good nickname for you, but like we're. Slow. Name. Tags you had a question for Bella. Bella. Gigi buzzes. Do you do if you're bottoming? Are you the same way? When you? You Yeah. Yeah, it's. Like an amusement park ride. So many ways. Everyone's ridden you. Must Be. You must be this high to write this right. Okay. Now. This is the last question, but it's sort of the last question, so this'll be the highest so far, and it goes to Nicole Boyer. There's one more question after this which will be the full tilt question all right? So. This is right below full Max power. Nicole Boyer Celine Dion. Hi Folks Lane Dion hasn't to middle names one of them Claudette. Her name is selene blanket Claudette deal. What is the other middle name? Is it Elizabeth? Suzette Marie or Chardonnay. Bell at your face. You're looking at me like. Please get this right say. Well if I ran the whole I'm worried about Bellas, prostate right now. Okay, let's go I'm GONNA say Suzette. Lock her in Suzanne. All Right? You are locked in on Susan. Lang. Jesus all right everywhere. Okay. We locked in on Suzette the answer as Marie. That just seems so obvious. On, and so that means Oh while. This is going to be the highest yet. Alright CJ Bella. Are you ready for this the highest? Now. Is that a yes, I needed. Yes, yes. CJ cooking. Law. Is Jumping from down. Said okay, walk me through Bella what this feels like almost the highest. I, you know. FEELS SCURRY? Thrilled to be here with you guys my God. Okay. Bell Up. To come out, of his mouth. You grabbing down there right now to are you look it? What does it feel it's hating? You're supposed to be a pleasure zone in erotica zone. What is his mind? Is Tingling down there? God! Heard that that that can happen that actually thing UNICEF. Before, it teen lean down there. Okay, so yes. This is the last question and I'll tell you this. The question is for you Bella. You hold the fate of your own prostate in your own hands hang. CASTER. So. If you get this right, we will end this and you will never experience unless you want. You will never experienced full power of the Lovin because we've only been. The highest debate about is about what eighty percentage just about. How, so there's still twenty percent more to go and if you're consenting to this to this last question I, we can go there. Let's. Let's go all right, so if you. You get it right then you can choose not to kept us, but if you get it wrong, you're getting honey OK. Allies Auntie one hundred. We're going one hundred percent on that buzz is what we're doing on. Stand a hundred going one hundred percent. Bella. For the whole butthole? Stupid How many Grammy's does Adele have? Four grammys, thirteen grammys, fifteen grammys or twenty-one Grammy's. Are Recounting the one. She gave to be onset. We're talking how many grammy she's one. Say the numbers time you don't my four. Why are you not paying attention to me? Are you distracted. For Four Thirteen. Fifteen. Or Twenty one. Forty. I'm locking in. What'd you say? Which one locked in fourteen fifty? Four. Gina with fourteen thousand option for thirteen fifteen or A. Lock you it on fifteen. Can't even think St. Louis wiped out the answer. How many Grammy's has Adele One is? Relieved. Old. Role new. Now. This is the end of the game we've come. The end of the game. So? The all. You can choose to walk away now. With what's left of your dignity? or You can choose to be crowned Grand Marshal of straight talk with Ross Pride Twenty Twenty and accept the hundred percent challenge. It's up to you, Ross. This is manipulative. No, it's not. Either he'll go down in history or he won't. Just an average person. You know I might make a controversial move and I'm GONNA leave it up to mark. Oh, my God Oh, my God I never once left my prostate up tomorrow. Mark chewed should. Should Bella go forward, or should he back that buzzer out? I. fell. Asami going yes when you were saying he should go for the hundred, so I think he wants me to say yes. I'm going to say yes. We know what that means. At A. At a hundred percent if that's if that's what you're consenting to. You, let me now mark has had said you. You want to take the consensus of the room. A consensus. Yeah in census. Consent. Marcus final word in my book on. This is all right, so let's let's lock him in on Yes. Clock Danmark Mark, you walked. All right Bella I want you to do. I want you to put on a helmet. All right I want. Look around. Are there any sharp edges around where you are anything like I want you to fall down and get your head. You've been balancing out of your seat at seventy fifty percents sixty seventy eighty percent, jumping up and down it you're you're about to get hit with a hundred percent. Buzzed. Buzz like Queer power, you understand me. Understood understood. Super Duper all rights. Scared every I really embrace it. Flat on the floor, clinching my i. Tell me little sweaty. Pop. Can you believe mark? You're GONNA be doing this next week. Everyone time that okay. All right. Bella. Hold on. Tight CJ on three. Bella just to confirm you consent to this. Jesus. I need a verbal. Yes, please yes, all right. We're in the trial. We were playing this video in court. Okay Bella. You're about to get by. On three. Saying. Are you saying no? Yes. Yes, yes. You saying yes. Three to one. HITTER! Oh, come on, I say! A. Walk me through. Why Walk me through? It feels like. You should be able to hear. Back now as it continues going at one hundred. Next, part of the game is I'm going to ask you to do math questions, okay? Allocating kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding. Bring bring bring it down. Take Down, J! You guys are freezing. Dj's headphones quit working I'm sorry. He can't turn it down Oh. Oh, gotTa go to. Stop it stop. Okay, stopped now who? Did this arousal. Did, it allows you at all. Mark wants to know. Mark found his new fetish. Question. Belo ASEAN one hundred percent feel like well. A great. Proud. No really. What did it feel like inside one hundred percent? What did it feel timmy? Physically yeah. I your your body. Car Exhaust Memoir. Jugs. Again right now so i. Feel Good Cj. Join Stop Right now. I don't turn it off. Is it off? I'M GONNA. Take this new toy away from you. Cj Okay. I don't want any of that. That's unacceptable. Ever been the question bell. Listen I think you see I i. don't know if you'll win. Carney Wilson, it's got a real real edge I have to say and the campaigning this year for street hockey. Award winner, but I do think you are absolutely in the running What one being really really phenomenal work? Really nominal. My question is just CJ. Now have permanent control over your butthole. The vibrator the link to C. J. Have Carte Blanche. Her, ask him that question. It actually for this. It's only a set amount of. If. We've ever played this again. Who would you want to control it? You know you had cj do it. Is there anyone else you'd like to have control it? If mark just had one at me and marquette just five minutes together. God Trust me. I spent five minutes with mark you don't you don't want. Way To celebrate pride. Bella I'm so proud of you. I, don't we didn't? Stop keeping score of who was really winning because it turns out, Bella was the big winner in this fellow, wiping away sweat offer face well I really phenomenal work Bella. Thank you so much. You will go down straight. Talk History for this around. You are crowned. Grand Marshal of straight TALK PRIDE REALLY TIME They love you Bella. Bella remark is the only one that graduation right. Yeah Bella is the only one. Martin, thank you so much for joining us. Thank you when we come back. Continue with Nikki. Be Trending fags e stuff I think you have. What do you have crap in corner and blackness with CJ? Thank you so much. Fella well done every. Morning. Can't do. That was border lining on abuse you. and. Bella. All right ask. Everybody lot show on the way. It's time to put a cherry on the Sunday. To leave you in a good way. And it's just so gay. Barbra streisand's Burr Ray. It's time deported Cherry on Sunday. Heard. That's a bell is doing right now. Do. Welcome everybody, shake, rattle and roll there we. This episode is registered on the Richter scale because Bella got buzzed the fuck out, as we were leaving and saying goodbye commercial breaks Buzzer. Again. So, what are you during your Bellas? The bathroom pulling it out right now. Taking a cold shower, maybe position. But did you notice? She was turning red like as the game went along, she was getting more and more red and you like that power of being able to. Friend tastic. Would you like it? Nikki to be able to bust somebody. Yeah I think I'd like it vaccine. Yeah, who you should try to buzz next if there's another listener who wants to get buzzed. Think actually isn't straight. Talk with Ross. PODCAST I think you would be the prime candidate for him. Butthole buzzing Oh my God. That is so funny. You say that because. Now bringing you the news stories. Paves his new B. Then. B.. Monarchy well. You guys you've spoken at I, have hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of emails with misheard lyrics so I'm doing what you say. Oh, Shit you did. Send me that didn't. Did you send me an email with things? Wrong. So wrong so long only into. Fused those words who. Nobody. Absurd. Here, right I! Have it right here? Please all right so busy. Little Intro to this month. There, take your time. Okay, so the first one is from a guy named I think it's Toke Toke. Lowy or Toki lowy okay, so first of all I'm probably butchering your name, but he says Hey Nikki I have always misheard the lyrics of the number one hit song mother's milk. Oh, yeah. All my nose misheard lyrics of of Mother's milk song what he says I'm from Belgium am not a native English speaker and I thought my. English was pretty good, but the word cheat isn't the kind of word that you come across. A are saying teat mother's milk for her teeth. Heat from eat. Let's listen to the song. Have lent still reminder of Mother's milk right Oh. Yeah, here's this is the number one come at you It's mothers. A. Mothers. Online knees. Not. On, my knees and others. From cheese style on. A. On my as We need to hear it again. No, so I think in the beginning when you take a recorded it. I, think that his. He thought it was mother's milk from her teeth. Okay, oh! Oh. He said he thought it was just an impromptu freestyle, and that was just a funny way of talking about Mother's milk. When he said one time Ross, you mentioned randomly. Do you think anyone listening actually thinks that they're saying teeth instead of teat? And everyone laughed and answered no. They wanted to. Say I thought it was. Online the original Holon again. Mother's milk from her. On my knees hurt. Understood Kanye's. Milk from her T. Yes, yes. But I, just want the visual of the mother smell coming from the teeth. From everyone close your eyes and pictures anyway joking, thank you, but he also said There was Ryan out of Song. Remember the the song summer of sixty nine. You guys remember that. I remember this sixty nine part. Of course you, so he got the lyrics wrong to this very beginning the song I think we should listen to it when he says I got my first real six string. Okay, so listless. I. Five. Okay Okay So. He says that the longest time I thought it was I got my first real sex dream. Link might go. Let's. See if we could see. Through. I will accept that I will accept that. Thank you so much, thank you. I'll extended. That you got your sex dream at the five and dime. I think this is a very cheap place to get one, so could for you. Okay, so the next Lucy rights I have friend who used to always listen to the Fuji's killing me softly on love song still live on. Waste says I listen. I listen Clo-. Plead to her. Sing it, and then. She realized she was singing it wrong, so let's take a listen. Hold on the suspect has certain point. Sorry guys. I'm just fucking US up enough to make it awful regards got. Good. Okay? More! It's the next line understood. and. And Slow I can't. Okay. Continue still okay, so no, this is good, but I don't know if I hear this one but i. want to hear this. She says I heard I The lyrics were and so I came to see him and live in sin for a while. Okay solicit could happen. When she goes to vote on this one. Okay, let me Livingston for Awhile. But she saved a real. And Listen! Good, Song! And so I came to see. That'd be Noko as you not hear that. steptoe! Here at or accept it. Sorry Lucy I. Love You Okay Lucas James Right now. Let me probably saying the rarely hear the MISHEARD lyrics and other people here. Okay, so he prefaces by saying. This doesn't work out. This went. Kinda makes me laugh because it's the Katy Perry Song called Roulette, which I wasn't even familiar with, but now I. Love it She says today I'm going to let my hair down and have a few rounds, and and let go just like roulette like the game roulette. Let let's take a listen to edge so we can hear it. Whoops night. Okay here. We lacked K roulette. He says I can't help but hear that she saying rolaids. Instead of Roulette so tonight I. Just like relates. Sort of I sort of accept rolaids sort of else I mean at the end of the day. Isn't that what you want? Your head. All right. This is our last one from Tracy Martinez. I'd die without. US. Remember, Anton. So my best friend for the longest time this is, tracey says her friend thought the chorus. Was You know the song I'd Die Without you? She thought it was something very different. Okay, you do it every year. Minds for this one. Let's listen to PM. Darn okay. Hold on I'm trying to get my computer. Open it and she be bitch. Apparently, there's these ads on Youtube it's like I wish someone would do something I sure wish I wish. We could afford the Youtube subscription spinning spinning my computer just spinning, I can't I. Don't know what to tell you. It's like not doing it. It's okay this is what it is. I mean this is with the people pay for. Well. I don't know what to skip this one. It's just not working. Okay, it's done then my segments done, but anyway sorry. It's okay, but let me tell you I can't. Tell you. Yes, she thought they were. Doves without shoes. Oh, I mean. Die Without to Adele. NOPE, dams with us, you know. Is. The segment fall flat today. Sorry guys. They all do it every year. How many? Pack every one of the cars. SKIP AD okay. What now? What you said when twenty four hold on what? We're no, I'm listening. Along. who? Shoe. Okay. This might be the best one of the day and worth the wait I die without you build up without without shoes I, hear it. Shoes. I I. Accept that Ding Ding Ding do the sound but Michael. Well John. Deere well area. Without shoes we should start to go for the. Don't have cute. Nikki and I'm sorry. I got too much going on all right. Guess. What Okay I. It's you know. They can't all be winners. Always enjoy. crabbing. Off? vk. CRABBING CALL CRABBING corner. Right addition right it can. Of crabbing corner, so you know I've been crabbing about this for a while, you know. When I go on scruff, or if I drive through West Hollywood, or if I go on a website for pride to donate some money for an organization, you know I. See these ads with guys without shirts on, and this has been you know since my gay youth, when I first came out I always a problem with us, and I still do is the. The ads for gay men, looking a certain way with a certain body, and it really bothers me because they have these guys with the cut bodies and the six packs, and not every guy looks like that and I just wish they'd start doing ads that look like the real guy, or at least some real guys like dad. Bod's. You don't what I mean. I think it puts a bad. You have to. When I was younger I had I, felt like I had to live up to that standard, and it really did a number. My Self Esteem, so it continues on, and I just feel there'd be i. wish there was more. Like plus size. Bodies Dad bodies ads. I think it's women to anything it's all people. Without they do that and. Fix that. How do you fix that? We'll talk about fixing it. They have plus size mannequins and good. Yeah I guess maybe bit by bit. You know I think I. Think we're. I think we're everything sort of. I think we're at a point in our culture. Now we're correcting the experiment. Right Democracy earm-. America was an experiment king, and I think now we're at this point where it's like we've looked at what we've done in our country and our culture and we're going like okay now. Let's perfect now. Let's get it and like talking about injustices of course towards people of color communities of Color towards the Lgbtq community and I. Think also towards the Plus size community, too, so maybe that's something that will happen along the journey. That will all get better about. Also, but you understand what I'm saying. Right of course. The women models that are now plus size women, and that are super curvy, and I think the gay I mean as you know a woman. I can look and see that I think the gay models are all very sort of these unattainable met unattainable I would really love to see like average, just cute look dudes that are just madeleine underwear modeling jeans I agree I. Just think it's good for everyone self-esteem. You know we don't all have that cookie cutter body. We just don't. The thing is is once. They start doing that I'm going to be so busy booked as a model that. Like. selfishly I don't want them to do it right because I don't have time to start a new. In, Mile Limit. You'll see like I only model on Wednesdays from nine to ten. Mickey you can only model on Wednesdays don't be stupid. Like. All right. I have a classic crab. Everyone was that. You know online I know people's in. People's intentions are good. You know when people match you up. They do go. This guy is great for you. fags E is only because they're gay and I'm gay. They haven't really thought about the match. Just we're both gays, so they think all the time and. You they. Came friend, you guys always. Teach you really stop and talk to them and if they would be a good match with. Exactly. Exactly sort of like well. There must be so few options for you. Here's one that could work. And that sort of what we hear. Interesting you know you know it's the intention is sweet your? But. Yeah I'm good. I just realized that I think I'm more in love with my dog than I could ever love any man, and it bothers me. How do you think your dog? With No. You know what I really hold like I love my dog so much I don't know if I could ever love a man that much. It's bothering me look at. You certainly could love a man that much. Of course you could I'll tell you I. Love Dogs Alright I. Had Louise just me a hard for like eight years? And I get that feeling. We felt like Oh my God I'll never ever connection this. Animal human connection is strong right, but when, but when you have, it doesn't the love of another person looking to your is having an opinion telling you their opinion changing your opinion feeling. Don't you think Mickey that? That's the strongest connection ever. No I love my dog. Okay to choose your dog or Tommy. Off that is not fair. Got The LEVINS we're with. You. Know what I love about animal of its unconditional. They don't require anything from you. Other than just who'd water and love and I think it's just pure and beautiful, but you're right. There is something in a human where it's a give and take and growth that you do together, but for people that live alone like I imagined that your bond with your dog is just so. Just impenetrable. WHOA Nikki fucking how many syllables in that word wow? And penetrable. Sat okay. All right my last crab, and is I just deleted. My scruff at because I was just so beyond annoyed at. At the Lingo on and the verbiage on script and CJ and again. I don't know if you know about this. You know I'll get messages and people go like hosting. Like a hosting like, are you going to say hello? That's the message I'll get a mess. Hosting hosting main hosting the Oh house become to my house, they can. They can i. come to your house, but that's not a proper introduction like say You, you know or they'll go sup. I hate that I was. Asking me to supper or what? I don't know what it is I always say I always if they writes up I go p. e.. R. That's that's the. Message. Or. They'll go like Dick Pics. Not even Hello Dick Pics, or they'll send me a picture of their Dick like this ugly looking I'm like. Where was the hello? What is that brings up a question Nikki. Have you ever received a DICK PIC? Now Her. Ready? To talk it out. Life Coach Mail Dot Com. Not Straight Talk. A. Tell You! Some of my favorite moments are out of the blue and fags Z.. We'll screen. Grab all of the people that he's matched up with on these. Send me like fifteen pictures in a row and it is so thank you. Please don't get off the APP. Because I need my left for the Nikki I can't take it anymore. I said Nikki all the people they match. But also I can't take. What's up? It's like you know what nothing's up yet like Oh. What a Zane anymore I mean I have ten picture on there. What else can? What would you do if you saw bridget? On scruff. Del TACO. Trick. It'd be really I would. Double Cheeseburger Sop. She's. She's so sweet and wonderful and. C. J., it's time for the blackness so as we're talking about. PRY and I've said on the show before I. Think me growing up in figuring out my sexuality. Like I said I didn't know how to acknowledge me being gay because and it's a good point to where the fancy had mentioned about. Pride and what it looks like it was that that you mentioned that cause? I'm kind of thinking the same thing lately. because growing up I am before. Only white people were gay. Now is that ignorance maybe goes? But it's also about what the media has portrayed in terms of pride when you see the pride branding again to a fancy, said it, it's. chiseled muscled white guys in booty shorts, an rainbow handkerchief around the neck with a peace sign with a leg up, and it's like we're celebrating pride. I? Think in this moment we're fighting so much for inclusion and diversity and things as much as we can be prideful at about being the lgbtq eight me like as much as we can be about that, and we're out here, fighting for black lives, matter and again a two years ago, I said on this show as much as we can show up. People of color can show up when something happens in a community that is detrimental to gay people. That affects specifically why gay people black people people of color become, and we show out for you guys. and. I've even than that. Bring this up again right now. Especially pride month is the fifty first anniversary of the stonewall rights. Protests, started by blacks, transgender woman, and we're talking about Sylvia Rivera like we're talking about people of color that has helped that have helped pretty much start the movement of what pride is, and I think not until now people start recognizing that that it was started by people of Color, but pride has always been when white people come along colonized pride, and made it safe spaces. Where people that aren't of color and so when you look at, we have to start. A at the beach, an l. a. and that was like black priority which I love. DC black. Prior New York like we had to start at black pride because we felt safe in those spaces. Where we felt welcome, we felt welcome to be in our blasting. We felt safe to have stress Marcy so safe to just be of black skin because I'm just not BBC on scruff. I am a black man. That's Erin I just I'm looking for somebody that can appreciate me for who I am. Who I am without a fan of criticizing my Dick and so. I'm happy for pride. I'm happy to be on I'm on the show and I said before I. Think me meeting Ross in being in the space, and being able to be very free and clear of who I am not only as a man, but as a gay black match and. I'm very aware what I have to face with my own community of straight black men that don't even look at gay black. Men, as real as valuable. To be in this space and be able to voice, this means a lot to me so as we go forward, and we celebrate pride years to come make sure that you are celebrating the inclusion in diversity of all of us, and not just the people that they put because a safer them 'cause frosting looks very cute on the cake, but at the end of the day all of chocolate cake in the middle and we need to. Have that inclusion as well and arrested cops in Brianna. Yes. You know it's funny. It's funny, but it's interesting you know in my head never would've occurred to me that you would not have felt safe. Pride or welcome at pride, but that just goes to say sometimes. You need to say things right? Sometimes you get you. It's not just like while you're here. So of course you're invited to the party. Something's. You need some time. That's a lesson in life. Sometimes you need to look at people and metaphorically tell them they are wanted at the party or or actually literally tell them you are wanted here. You belong here I love you. Just, I think more of saying that sort of thing just. Would help because it would never occur to me to think that you wouldn't feel so safe. It a pride, the traditional ride back in the days, and that you would need a more so I'm glad that now cultures catching up, so you are good. There were there were performing, but again you look at a party like the white party I mean. Yes, it's basically just wearing white clothing, but must be honest. There's not many people of color there, and so let's just be cognizant of what you're promoting out there and the pitchers whenever you see. Google works Google's in your phone. It's not a bunch of his party. When I started so it's not now it's not some of us are at the Penny slots PM artist. That would be me. Thank you. Well, thank you, C. J. and great. CJ. There was really really. Interesting. You don't want it I. Don't minimize. Your. Little Sixty. Seven later little, and no, seriously though honestly. Not Okay. Me The. Man Account Rovers always happen to be true. That is a song called forever about these are all songs were retiring? Just letting the audience know. This. Joke. We want them now. Talk, OH, how wrong! Wants the Merrill firm CJ's No that's never been played again. Big Brown log in Brenda now have been big brown log. In Brenda's now with. Big Brown log in his mouth. Yeah! Very. Clear I be very keep that one on ones down. All we. Embrace. Everybody. What what a truly horrific mess this was in a beautiful beautiful way I just I want to thank all of you in and really you know we can't gather together to be proud. hope you are all being prideful in your in your hearts, and especially in your lives and in your actions, but I'll tell you this being proud is important, but earning the respect. Of others is part of pride. Okay, so act accordingly. Be Accordingly if you WANNA. 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327. Take A Trump

Straight Talk with Ross Mathews

1:28:45 hr | 1 year ago

327. Take A Trump

"So you know usually get my coffee every day, right? I always go, and I go to the drive through starbucks, but I'm thinking. You know it's pandemic. I'm not working, so we should like trim the fat where we need to you. I think everyone sort of doing that. Looking around saying like where can I save money here there? It all adds up right. So I'm at trader, Joe's and I see 'cause. I love an ice coffee. You know me I don't like a hot beverage. I love hot soup. I'll do disgusting things for a chilly. But I don't like a hot beverage. Not even t you don't drink tone God. No, I drink I. I gotta be real sick of I'm having a hot tea. Okay, and I got to be real desperate if I'm having a hot coffee and I'm not there yet, so I'm not to trader Joe's and I see this jug thing called cold. Brew Cold, Brew. Cold Brew is concentrated ICED Coffee King. And I'm like well. It's like a dollar something for that, and it's like multiple serving so what if I get that and love it then? I can cut out my daily coffee. Run would not be great. So I got it and I didn't know exactly the ratio and I'm like. How much do you dilute it with water I'm playing around with it today. I am jacked up like Sharon stone. Fan. ME, I. Thought I was. Just. Be One hit and get through. I'm like. Real real in on it and. I honestly anyone have. Anything to bring me down. down. I found myself before like I'm like. Oh, you nervous to do the show. Why are you feel and I couldn't figure out why I was like. Oh and then I realized Oh. It's the thing. You were nervous to the podcast. God, no I can't. No, we do have a lot to get to today. We have a deep tease. My friend just get curse. WHO'S HYSTERICAL COMIC? WHO's a great friend who has a podcast? She's coming on to talk about something specific. We'll get to that. I have an announcement to make Ross man who knows, plus we're going to keep an open mind about things that and also there's the saga of del Taco Debbie Continue. There's more to get to I know who would have thought that. Just a little hamburger cheeseburger little double. Del would have caused so much. I would say a motion movement really. Burgers caused a movement. It's not. Started it started with just you going wanting to try the burger adult TACO, it was like really nothing well. Let's see how we can get. The show started Cj, can you beg me for this intro? Otherwise I'm just GONNA sit here. Please give us the Intro we love. He's the best friend you wish you had and no, you need. This is tough, love honey. Is Ross Mathews. Shows the. Strength. To me. and. I everybody and Let's do a quick reach around? We're all here the whole gang together. IT IS CJ Mr Malone and All! Jacked up on trader, Joe's called. Washed out my last. Cup from starbucks so I could put it in there with ice I could feel like. Trick Fuck my mind Yup. Well here look and I had like two of them, and now I know it was. Can you od on cold? Brew Kanye. I'm. Allegedly done pie and been like had that moment of your like? No one's ever died on. We. Coburn Irvine knowing the technical bro. I'm trying to figure it out. Let's your heart I know I'll be fine. As long as the heart doesn't explode fine lot to get to. Do you have one of those things that the old folks have re tap it if the live alert or live alert re press the button and Alert alert alert. That's Adler. Get it. I. Can I yours? Anyway. So. So member del Taco. And the dells Debbie, who was such a great representative, when in fact he went through the drive through, and then I had movie offers to tell the story I said no A. All sorts of things. And I said no, except I did say yes. To the Broadway musical and we broke news here was leaked, and so we confirmed the news that there is going to be a del Taco Debbie Broadway musical I mean. Everybody's been trying to get the scoop. What what are the song list? What what's? When is it going to be hitting the road? We stayed you saw Broadway's closed on twenty twenty one, so we have tons of time to perfect it well. Charlie Maria Great Listener Charlie. Marie actually auditioned for the role of Debbie a listener of ours audition. Of Debbie in Taco Debbie and somebody. Of course it was all everyone signed an NDA. nondisclosure agreement. Someone was recording, and I have audio of his audition and I. Don't know if you want to hear that, yes. I mean it's going to be on every other blog, so we might as well break. You know when you're running. A political campaign and an story is gonNA break. You might as well break it you. So. Let's break it here. Here's exclusive leaked audio of Listener Charles. Marie and this'll be the first time the public has heard this song, and of course auditioning for the role of DEL Taco Debbie. Oh woke up to day. Ready to work at the. Drive through. Ready to read government food aid to each car I. I'll be all. To, faith no. I'm paddling restaurant hall on my own. Oh. Time to lock and. Tagging and bomb. Every day I knew. The. Place your order and. I work at. TACO! Be Macho harsher water with. Order have the. Del TACO. Law Right. No more that's all you're going to hear. Okay, I'll not. Macho size your order with glee on del Taco. Are were nominal phenomenal, really a word. Just tell you this. Rodway the buzz. And if you tracked down any leak, audio of other songs from del Taco Debbie musical sent him here I. We don't want any other outlet to get those all right so thinking question about it i. mean I know it's a it's del Taco Debbie. That's the name of the musical. We're going to dig into Debbie's life and how she? She got to worship. The Broadway musical to anyway January twenty twenty one. The great white wave reopened. Then, the Tony's okay, so here's the deal. Also Have you been paying attention to the world? Not It's all fucked. Political on this podcast, but I about a but two weeks. I went in hardcore on trump you that. I loved it. I mean on twitter. No, I've been doing it on twitter on this show, but I did it here on the podcast and I thought Oh my God you guys. I couple I have mixed emotions. Right people will come to this podcast to escape, but this is such an extraordinary time in history. Don't you WANNA show in the history books where you stood? You know what I mean. When during the civil war when the northwest is the south, you think anyone who is wishy washy in the middle now you want to be in history you WanNa be on the north. You always say against that I look at me. Grandkids I stood on the right side history. Don't you think yeah, absolutely? Yeah, well. That's why I'm propelled and pushed I feel that it's deep. Need to share our opinion on on the show now listen I, WANNA keep an open mind and we have not come together as a straight talk editorial board and endorsed any candidate. We have. So. I was thinking. You know raw. Maybe you should keep an open mind, and maybe we should really take a closer. Look look, and maybe maybe we could be convinced to vote for trump. Matter. Wouldn't it be fun. If if we just really with open mind I invite any trump supporter listeners straight talkers, both of you to come on and try to both of them. To come on trying to convince if you if you are a trump supporting you. Say It's a game. I like to call. Take trump. Take a trump I got Tom. Take No. I made that theme song, but then I remembered last minute before the show that that's also the song us for stuff. My balked us. Box Yeah find that subsidy. And not and so you guys feverishly before the show. I I realized that and I thought Oh. No, can't. That'd be an embarrassment to do that to use the same song I wonder if I can find stuff my box, self, my box can find that on my computer. No, I can't think, but we all remember how it went. Ahead goes like this stuff. My dogs just can't stop. US your machinations yeah. Any. New Computer because. FAGS! You've gone you computer. I need one. Because everything's stopping spinning, but I'll tell you this, so I thought you Ross embarrassing tank trump when he stuff on bucks so I quickly made another one quick good I can't. You, change your mind, trump bobby, then lying to get trump baby still free tickets tickets on bond me, trump ticket, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump ticket tump ticket. After. Out of about thirty seconds before we started the program I was like real high up picking up. The backup vocals to trump. Now, you're listening to this. Olympics because you have to go if you Ching Jar. I'll be first in line to get him. Yeah one more time. Just Mickey I. Don't think you really. Remind come. Flying to get trump I'm still free tickets tickets from me to trump tickets on trump trump trump, trump, trump, trump, trump trump stick at tom to. Eat. So. Here's here's. My thought is I. Thought if you guys are if any of our listeners trump supporter, call in and try to persuade us, and we'll see if if you persuade US great if you don't take trump on it all right, so you may throw it like I, googled the top five reasons. People are voting for Donald Trump one of those top five reasons. There's Donald Trump tells it like it is. Not. He tells it like it is except then you find out that according to the Washington Post as of June, I twenty trump told one, thousand, nine, thousand, one, hundred and twenty seven lives, so I'm sorry. I have to take a trump. That's so good. The little cell defect the end. Open Mind, and if will what about? If they're right then. Maybe it'll change my mind, but if it's wrong, I'm going to take a trump. Is a big splash. You're right about this. They say Donald Trump supports the military. Okay, except you hear about that thing how Putin put out. A bounty on with Isis on American soldiers and trump was briefed on it and didn't do anything again. Didn't call Putin and say no. In fact, culpa invited into the G. and but. I. Can Tell. You I trust trump to handle the corona virus. People actually say that they say, and so I thought. Maybe I should I should trust trump to handle the coronavirus. Accepting of quickly Google, you remember. He called it a hoax, and then it Congo. You said it disappeared by eastern, suggested that we all just believed take hydrochloric clan, which is now banned by the for that because they didn't do anything, and then he rushed. Show Me Connie, and now I just want to talk about even though every day we just had fifty thousand new cases just yesterday in. Back. Good what about they say they trust trump to handle the economy how I don't know? I mean things were going to, but you remember that trump's businesses businessman before. For Bankruptcy six times. Over. Then, they say trump is a true Christian eighty percent of the the or the Christian Evangelical vote. Still going go for trump which I don't quite understand, 'cause you know Joe Biden goes to church every week. You know and trust and married. Three times he paid off a porn star cheated on his wife with when I was home with the new board sign and. His Favorite Bible verse. He says I don't WanNa get into specific. Everybody. In mind. But that's so if you want to convince us. Please send it. Change, your mind trump bobby first in line to get baby. I'm still free tickets. Tickets from Bonn need to get trump tickets on trump trump, trump, trump, trump, trump, trump ticket ticket talk. Need to borrow that sound that you made it very. Very satisfying. into. Baby. So here's the deal. Right now, not voting for trump, so I'm gonNA I. We haven't come together as I said an editorial board. But I love Joe Biden and how about this everybody can I break news right now? Lease. The Biden campaign reached out to Ross Matthews. And I really and I had a meeting with them yesterday. Didn't swear on my life and I'm going to be doing fundraising events for them that everyone can join in on social media and okay. I'm going to tell you something else. They're lying I. Swear on my life. I met with two CO chairs to people in charge of all communications. Right I had A. Reject. White, one was a former ambassador now coach, the right the whole thing. They're talking about what do you want to do? Let's go big levels. Let's go because I believe in this I. believe that I want to stay on the right side of history and I'm not just against trump you know. Of course I'm open. Minded if an audience member of course once. I'll tell you why I love Joe. Biden won the for right there on the front lines marriage equality, even before Obama had publicly declared his support for it. He went out there and said he was in favor of marriage equality, and that was a risky thing to do, and he's a good man. He lost his child and his wife at a very young age, and then in adulthood lost his son Beau, who was a war hero, you know. And so I love him and so. The thing is when I talked to them I did bring something up when I talked to the campaign in addition to the ideas of what I could do to help fundraise and all this stuff, and of course I'm looking I'm hoping to become secretary of State or secretary of Interior or Secretary of interior, design. What I said to them was. You know I've interviewed John McCain. And you know I've interviewed Michelle. Obama and I've interviewed. Donald Trump and you know I've interviewed Nancy Pelosi. I would be honored to have Joe. Biden come on straight talk. Ties you, would you? Say That on my life. I didn't say at once I said it twice. And do you know what they said? Oh well. You know what's the engagement? What's the reach oh? Yeah, okay. We're GONNA. Send it up. They're gonNA. Send it up to the Communications Department to see to try to make it happen and I'll tell you this. You know why I believe them. Because the the one man who are speaking I don't give names, but Oh, speaking to WHO's big time communications person. Is a straight talker talk. To meet I been listening since Ricky and then about ten minutes into the conversation. Goes Oh my God mark i. just realize your the mark. This is a rate, so he's a straight talker and he's the one twice. I brought it up twice. And I listened those names I interviewed and said tell them I have the credentials to do an interview. It's five minutes. They, and then they followed up with an email, and said they're running it up the chain of command all your. Just. Think about this, you guys. We can go from one week buzzing Bella Biscardi. Else do you get this contact? Interviewing perhaps the next president of the United States of America. and. I wouldn't hold it against him of. It didn't happen, but I'll tell you this could. And I believe I believe that can happen, and these are the reasons. Why one I believe we do have a reach. We joke about this, but we do have a large reach here. We've meet straight talkers everywhere. We go right. And, so we have a wide reach I have the credentials to interview somebody straight. And I, think it would. It would show a light just like when Hillary Clinton went on Howard Stern recently and people were like Oh my God. What a different side I wouldn't ask. I wouldn't Levin's to Joe Biden and ask him to play along. That's the thing that we bella with. I would want to ask him about. What why he's dedicated his life to public service, what the calling is I would ask him what he regrets about his life in public service what he's learned in the past forty years of public service, and what he would apply going forward I. also ask him what he thinks we need now. How do you even begin to heal us? What would you do on Day One? Don't you want to know these things also what? The LGBTQ community how. How many members of our community would be on his cabinet I? Want to ask all those kind of questions to him and so I believe you guys. It could absolutely. VIBRATING Would it be a one on one with just you and him, or would we be able to ask questions I? Don't care either way I'm just. Off. mean all of. An episode straight. I don't know. I would probably question. Are you kidding me? Ask Him. I don't know I'd have to think about that because there. There are many things. Yeah, I'd probably ask him about being bullied dealing with the bully well, you know he had a Stutter as a child. That's why people think trips overs word. Her you know and he's overcome, think about that you have. A lot of people don't know that though that he had a stutter. Can you believe this is not a joke? This is real. That's crazy sounds, so it sounds so amazing, did it? Does Oh my joke like when you said it was like? Oh? Wait he's serious. We could be. The only on the history of time to interview of Vice. President United States Future. President United States and to leprechaun expert. Okay. I wanted to legit interview with an obviously, but what? How would he? How would we bring him into the straight talk, crew, Warwick, game or thing? Could we sort of lure? Wit Wisdom. Be Doing whatever what if we made him do? Remember that time because mark had a p bottle and we did taty talk when mark put his bottle in his mouth, and said historical close and we had to go away bird. Maybe we can have. We? Could we do remember that time? We had mark piano diaper and see how much. Much. Marks underwear in and without the skin. would. I would love to hear his version of that that tune. Oh, he had no money to fund with him. That time I bought a Dominatrix, she flogged. We need to have a group meeting privately house. Anyway let's keeping you. Guys can think about things we. Do Speak I'm. FUCKING! Isn't there a youtube? Isn't there a way to stop these ads? Anyway I'll tell you this. We have a big show coming up. Not The president United States. Not, Joe. Biden thought my friend just got I. A three comic. Various Person one of my favorite. Talk about something very serious lots of last two. We'll be right now. Summer's here and it's time to enjoy the season that means it's time to feed your yard with Scott's. It's easy to help your long. Stand up to summers. Wear and tear. To keep it lush and green and help prevent those brown spots. It's time to get outside and enjoy every day. And Scott has got you covered. Because even though this summer may feel different, the best things never change, so let's get to it. It's time to enjoy your yard. It's good out here. You want Mumbo. Abobo John. Yes, there's only one place to go. This is straight. Talk with Ross Matthew. Challenge. I only data a new Del Taco Debbie Song from the Broadway musical. We also announced. I could potentially. Be Interviewing the next president of the United States Joe Biden on the program. Come on I, know but also. Honored by that. Welcome I have to tell you a quick story. Well. She's in here. Everyone, say hi to Jessica Kersten high on. report. How many probably ten years now you think. Even. Longer I think so. So, you're on the Rosie O'Donnell show. Rosie O'Donnell cruises right member. The Gay cruises rosy, so I went on them and I was so petrified so nervous because I'm like Ross the intern early and then I it. Didn't you perform on there? It just yeah I saw I. saw you perform? I saw this master of comedy perform, and then and I was just blown away at how fucking hilarious win was and then. Rosie's like we're GONNA. Go to dinner and was like Susan Powder, and and it was like on Sesame Street. Run of these things is not like the other. I was like what? Am I doing at the stable. Jessica so nice to me so kind to me and so hilarious and an now we just stayed friends forever and I recently didn't episode of Her podcasts. Which is GONNA win? Is it come out here? I think it comes out in like two weeks or something, and it's called relatively saying you guys have to listen to this podcast. Okay talks to hilarious people people in her family and what I loved about your podcast as we got on, and I felt the need to be funny, because you're so funny and you told me chill out. Don't be funny. We can just talk. Let's have a real conversation. Yeah, yeah, because I'm on stage all the time doing shows and being silly and crazy and making videos, and so I wanted to do a podcast where I could really get deep with people now. How long have you been doing comedy? You've been doing. Stand up for how long! Twenty one years why? First Year. When did this start? How did you get into it? I was always the class clown. It's the typical story but I was at my Country Club. It sounds so gross, but that's really way going up because it was all Jewish. Women let golf a day. I shouldn't stage. She got huge. Where is this where we growing up? The Club was in Livingston New Jersey. I grew up in south. Orange New Jersey see that's something you don't have in the West Coast. Country Club is something I've never been to Nikki and Saint Louis Country Club. No, no, and I wouldn't have been going to one because I was poor taxi. What about on Uranus did they have country club? Matthew. Anyway, so you're siege go country club. By the way I didn't do the introductions, but everyone say hi. This is bags C. J.. N., Nikki Jessica. Why how did it meet you just? DORAL AREN'T THEY KILL I'm not gonNA. have ugly on my show. He were here. You're in new. Jersey you around the country club and? How how old would you at this point? I'm was. Eight and my grandmother called me over, and she was a very powerful beautiful woman, and she was like innate. Be a comedian every time people are around you the laughing and I I can never do, and she said yes, you can. And I took a class in the village voice in the back in New York. Found playoffs, and I took it, and then that was it because it's very, it's a horrible feeling to be on stage in front of people and be rejected and you know we were so negative comments as perfect for me. I was like. Oh My. God, this is home, so we I. Did you kill? I had was that Caroline's on Broadway. Can you believe that it was where the performance was three hundred and fifty people? Thirty five people in the front like just all these you know. All my family and friends and I did okay. I've listened to it since, and I'm like that was her riffing. Wait you. have it recorded I. DO someone sent it to me from a vhs? God it's horrible. It's like you know when you get gas and you don't trust. You're getting the right amount. Like it was just. Was it. What was the? What feel like. Why was it intoxicating to you? Why was it like this, is it? This is what I'm GonNa do because it felt very uncomfortable it was. It was like it was familiar. It wasn't I was like I'm going to chase this. Really uncomfortable weird. Feeling and I it's funny. I always sound stage like no matter how much you clap, it'll never fill the whole. You know common like my Gosh. We walk off stage. Wow, I'm amazing performance twenty five thousand people, and it's just you. You look at the one person not laughing. One thing you didn't say right, so we're just I told I think. I told you this. I don't know I. Used to teach comedy, and I said to some of my students. You're too happy to be a comic like you need to look at an mugged or something. and. You've said this about you and me that that that because you do have a lot of comic friends and I think with with most comics there is this pendulum swing like the really funny? People are very very sad. Yes, do you find that to be true? Yes, I I've accepted the fact that I'll always be sad I know that sounds horrible, but I can manage it and have a v very grateful for my life, but the other is this. That's why this time is so hard for us because it's our therapy to perform a is. You know last night. I performed with four female comics on this fundraiser an online and it was amazing just like here. People laugh and be able to connect people smile. Or laughing. But we're so different because I. Don't have that deep pendulum swing back back to sadness, and in addition to that like I. Do Comedy Clubs because I tried when early days Chelsea handler. We tried to get me to go and go out with her and I I didn't like it because I felt like people didn't know who I was, and it was just like drunk astle sitting there being like make me laugh. What I like now is that I can go out on my book tour and do a show, but I know these people know me. They sought me out. They came to laugh. They were down for fun I. Don't have to convert them and I was so intimidated by going into people who just wanted you know? A two drink minimum and some chicken fingers know the fuck I was. Having approved them that I was funny. You realize how dump everything that's going on is not a shock to me. I've seen it for twenty one years going on in terms of people voting for. Stupid people are unaware and. Masks and all that the everything they're just. They're selfish. There's. Also, but in many parts of this country they're just not educated at. Don't you find that terrifying going? They're just like welcome. You and these people don't know who you are in the early days and you walk out and you. Get them to laugh is that. In the beginning, but then you get to a point, every comedian where you don't care, and that is the most freeing. It's like you kind of want to not do well because it's hilarious. Wear. You really mean that it's not soul-crushing to you when you bomb now. No my God. No, no, because I know I know I'm funny and I know I deliver, and if they don't sometimes, it's my fault by come. Come on and weird energy, or if I get to offend you know if I get into it with someone and make it not funny or whatever, but no. I don't because I. None of none ninety nine percent of them could never do what I do you know it took me years to get to that point, but the last time you really bombed. Though I mean I can't imagine you. Bombing is there. Is there been a time? Oh my God I bomb up I jump on a lot. That's the truth. It sounds like I'm being but I really don't because I. Believe you on how to deal with it and. and. I can go right at someone I'm. Very good at Joy Behar told me that years ago. She was like you need to host a lot of shows so that you're good at crowd work going to handle any suasion and I did, and I got very good at like. If you come at me, I will ruin you in in one sentence. Art It but if someone goes, it means it's a night and I warn people now I do it. You're not gonNA WANNA. Do this with me. Yeah, not the best like the Don rickles was Jackie. beat is like that you know there's really just yeah. The Best Yeah Jericho so and we, we also talk on an upcoming episode of relatively saying Jessica's. podcast which everyone should subscribe to also follow her on twitter Jesse Right now Jesse Kirsten S., Y. K. I. R. S., O., N., you also a standup special. Right talking to myself. I have a special on comedy central that Bill Burr produced and it came out at all. I still have so much coming out I made a movie for fx which you're gonNA love Ross. What's it about? It's a documentary about female comics. Executive produced it. It's amazing. Hey, awesome! So, Murphy, for now, and it's coming out right around the election, but it's. It's Kathy Griffin Margaret Show. They're all in it like Sherri Shepherd. Laser Fortune teamster. It's really cool all my friends. Here is when you think like as a comic who? Has Been Doing the twenty one years like. The craft. Who who are comments that you look at and I think are the best. You know I wasn't a stand up. Comedy Fan before I did stand up I was Lucille Ball Karen and Radner Fa- I mean I was like Sarah. Night live. I do a lot of characters, so that was. I like any comic whose real and honest, even if I don't love what they're saying I still give them credit for being genuine. Yeah, I always say there's two kinda comics. There's givers and takers like you are such a giver. You give you about you taking from it. I'm the same way and I only laugh at people who give so interesting like Robin Williams was unbelievable. I mean I used to just watch him go up for an hour. Hour with no material in New York and be blown away. You saw him in person. Do it all many times, and he one of the best things that ever happened to me. As I was at the comedy cellar in the village in new. York on Tuesday night at midnight and I start getting heckled the twenty dollar spot. People think you make so much money at the company you make you get like twenty dollars and a chicken wing. That's. Why what kinds of sauces to dip the God or the best chicken wings. It. Okay. So i. hear some. And I'm like who is heckling me. I was so pissed and I look out in its M. Williams. He is though right he I it and I said I said Oh, my, God, it's everyone freaked out and he's like you're so funny. You're a star. You're a star and I was like. Please be quiet. I asked I asked the. Money, yet I gotta earn this. Might Chicken Wings getting? In the back, I got to meet Robin a couple times, and he was I mean being on. He came in the hallway of Leno to tell me he thought I was so funny. It seemed my segments and it was like for you out of your mind Robin Williams, you tell. He was always giving giving compliments. He was giving me hugs and he was wasted in a relapse, so that helped. You met a lot of the greats. you also with Robert De Niro. Yeah. How crazy is that Robert? De Niro saw you in a club wanted to work with you. Yeah, I. was I was talking to myself. I mean that's the name of my special, but I turn around with my back to the audience and have conversations with myself like my such. Your inner monologue on. I mean everyone's like. I wish I thought I am happy. I came up with that because it really is like when it's not going well, I'll turn around and have a mole. Eat secretively. And he was in the audience, and he just loved what I did. And then I he was doing a movie. The comedian and it's a very long story, but he has to meet with him that week and the next day I'm teaching him how to do standup. I. Just I became a producer on the movie. I was in the movie, and he wore an earpiece and I was on a microphone for months traveling all over I. Know it's crazy just. My comedy Oh and it was it was an increase i. mean there were so many people in that movie. Was Harvey Keitel Danny. devito Leslie Man. I can't even there were so many. People. Do you have on my microphones being a little. Bit of a bitch. Give me one. Let's hear me at all. Yeah! Click back in. Are you there? They're gonNA. Do. You have Robert Deniro cell phone. Yeah, that's crazy. Okay so anyway. Just to get a little context. We're talking crazy funny story about him that you'll love. God has when I was in his trailer, which is looks like my home. It's unbelievable. I can't even tell you some like sprawled out on this couch over, and he would watch the news when Hillary was running against trump. He's very political very. Oh, my God. He would be shirtless for first of all. It's very attractive. You wouldn't think he has tattooed like he's built He worked out every day. Would you guys have sex with Robert De Niro? That's a good question. Cape Fear Robert Deniro. Yes. Nikki yeah. I would have sex with Niro like a like this boy's life era. Don't be picky. Being! Yet another movie. Well, you know what anything? He's a big fan of straight talk, so he'll see. Maybe you'll get another chance to. Stand there and scream at the TV. Mo, the Florida folk imprint like I'm talking. I would just watch him like my hair would blow out like just sneering him screaming so when he made those videos screaming about trump I was hysteric laughing because I had seen it for months before that. Raged, well, you know we and we have this really in depth conversation that I was really fascinated by Jessica's podcast relatively same coming up very soon guest on it and when I was on it. We did this about two weeks ago. I think about two weeks ago and we were. Having this conversation and I was on I felt this need to be funny. You know it's you and only funny, and and you didn't know. But my mom had died, and I started just told you just sort of said that, and and I didn't know that about two weeks earlier three weeks earlier, your father had died. And we had this conversation I found fascinating I. can't stop thinking about it. So. When you are something, everyone puts you in a box. You know you're the you're the smart friend near the funny friend, the fringe this friend is and. I was just so struck at how both of us are struggling Jessica with being. Being a funny person who sad right, but WHO's bearing? Being side while you're supposed to be the funny person and I just thought that it's such interesting conversations, so I just WANNA. Know well first of all I'm so sorry about your dad. I'm always been thanks, guys, seven or eight weeks now for you right and you lost your. It's so crazy. He passed on my wife's birthday I. Think I blocked that out. I was actually like. You know I had a very I I love my father, but there was a lot of in Yiddish. We called syrups like there is you know I had stuffed with him, which is very common, obviously for people with their parents, so it was I feel complete with him, but. I, just was like. Please don't don't pass on her birthday. It was just a and it happens. That was April twentieth. And it's been. It was very very hard for me to perform while I was going through it, and it's nil is right. Yeah, and as a producer to I feel the need to like say like okay. There should be a timeline line for grief. There should be this that we should. If I don't want. I WanNa feel this much, but not this much I. Don't WanNa bring anyone else down wanted. Do you feel that now? I've had so much therapy in my life. Yeah, imams therapist I. Mean There's so many stories I've been in therapies eight years old like I don't believe in just I. DO believe in if you're stuck on something and using it as an excuse and being a victim. I think there's time you need to wrap that up at some point, and not you. Years later, but when it comes to losing a parent like the death. That it's time I'm going through so many different things. I was very angry at first. I was sad. It's like. So, many different emotions and it and plus we're in a pandemic like. Heightened one hundred. Hundred Times people. I keep saying that to in this time that it's so weird to grieve when hugs are. That was. That was the hardest part for me. Artists part was not being able to. Go through it with my friends like my friend Rachel Feinstein. WHO'S THE COMIC Growth Year? And she brought meet because he couldn't have a Shiva, so she brought me a Hala and all this stuff, and we were standing six feet apart, and she put it on the ground, and I was crying. I'm like this is so setting like I'm so grateful you're here, but this is really sad that we can't even right now. So how do you? How do you go from those depths to be funny the next? Are you struggling with that or is it? Do find that. A lot right now because I'm very. It's not just about my dad I. Mean Let's talk about all the loss, yeah! What's going on in our country that our society the loss of the world as we know it. And then I been traveling for twenty year. I'm not kidding like almost every week for twenty years. So now I'm home. Twenty four seven, says the loss of my lifestyle. And then the loss of all my gigs, all the income it saying, and then also self worth is wrapped up in our jobs right so then you like yeah I panicked. I was like what am I going to do? How am I GONNA? Make money and I making it work, but it's. Insane. I was booked for a year straight. I mean every. So. What do we do what what we know? What do we? What can we come out of not come out of? What can we be in this grief and know that we didn't know I believe there has to be a gift to? When you are like I'm lucky enough. That I've held held both my parents when they died. Right and you think about if I. don't come out of that with some sort of gift than than what? What was it for right I? Mean it was for them. But like what do we know now that we didn't know? What can we take out of our grief? And I think people are grieving all different sorts of things whether it's the things you just listed. What what can we do with this grief? That would be a positive. Do any anything it's. A Nikki's in this flaxseeds had CJ. We've all had it. Yeah, I mean for me. It's I if I stay grateful. Always just helps me stay grateful, because if I'm not grateful, I'm in major trouble. If I start going on me, it's poor me. I have to look at what I do have around I can't function also I have to take action because believe me I want to stay in bed every single I'm not kidding every morning, i. WanNa get out of. My not one day where I'm like. We'll make coffee you know. Beautiful more. happening. You should get them trader Joe's cold brew. Yeah. That's wake you the fuck up Jessica. My coffee, it's not it's never it's like I have to take action so. I have to call. People have to reach out and also things like this. The one in huge thing it does is always makes me stronger like going through this with my father with this virus with my work with battling through it a stronger person now. Younger. Yeah, I know I kind of miss though being naive. So Much Easier Jessica. Yeah, hi, it's fags. Do you feel in the spiritual sense are in the world. Do you feel your father around you? Have you gotten any signs? Do you feel him? Close to you or do nothing? That's the truth I I have before. Felt energy before. But I have some stuff with him that I. Doubt so it's weird I feel like. I'm blocking it like I worked my stuff that I will feel him around me more but I. You know what to be honest with you. It's been too much like I said this to me. It's too much to think about. I don't know if you feel this way Ross, or or anyone else on your. WHO's lost some-, it's like it's too much with everything else going on right now. Emma Lot right because. I can't handle it. It's like turning on the TV on the radio at the same time. It's just. Confusing with the fear of the future of the virus, the politics shit the bray is. I anyone who's like. Oh, it's okay. It'll be I'm like you're adding your motley. Home because I'd okay. I can. Home. That's I could like I wouldn't mind. You. Jello. Have my hands. Yeah cream. I this fine talking to you fascinating because it was like not a lot of people know what it's like, and no, no, no a lot of people know what it's like to like. Bar Job is to bring people joy right. And sometimes you just like with everything going on I just feel tapped out sometime you know, and so I feel like Y- on on top of everything. I feel like I'm disappointing people when they meet me and things. And so I'm just and I don't know what I'm getting at here but I. Just I'm really I just felt so connected to you with our talk on your podcast because I just felt like you understand totally what I'm going through I totally jail and I feel the exact same way I have to do shows. Undoing shows tomorrow night outside I mean I'm doing I'm doing a show in someone's mansion outside. Outside in their backyard Sunday I. Want to dine. You're going physically going and doing this on long island someone's mansion. They hired me to scan your backyard and tell jokes. How are you gonNA fight. Where's this gonNA come from some deep reserve of Ella Wells. You've got an Sado what what I do and this is what I taught when I. Talk Comedy for years. You have to be honest about what's going on. Zoom show that were two hundred people all like upper west side. Wealthy I was like this is horrible. I'd rather be an. This, they were all hysterically. God. I had like a huge sign in times square a billboard, and now I'm in my closet. Crack and then it breaks the ice for me. You know what it is. Ross sending people. This is where I am in it and it's like once you say it away the power and Honest I that's what I'm trying to do to do here, too. With the audience to trying to be really honest with our audience to it's funny. You taught comedy. Do you think it can be taught? Do you think people can be taught to be funny? I think a lot of people. Can they have? They can tap into that and I just think there's some people who are not funny at all like it's. It's like being chair like like. No. People you can tap into it and there's something there. A lot of people are good writers, not great performers you can. Perform so it's it's. It's a little tough, but I only taught intermediate classes. I wouldn't teach people that had never done it accessible. Hero, who paid? Who's the biggest star that you think you've met? If you like the one that really worked you out? You're in New York. New York is very different than La. Like. Oh, I was behind. Noah Wyle in line at coffee. Bean you know but like when you're? In New York, you're like oh? They were in my show. I saw him in the eyes I said next to them on the subway. Scene like in the natural habitat. People I'm trying to think of like. Like I one time Liza Minelli on the streets of new. York, and I followed her into a restaurant and watched I ordered soup and just walks. I wasn't even hungry. Two of which she was wearing. If you really look namedrop is she was wearing head to toe at hardy bedazzled velour party track so? Incredible yeah, no I think. Probably I mean Deniro and Harvey Keitel, and all of them that as Innis, insane, crazy and Helen Mirren ooh! I was around her a lot because her. Her husband directed the movie I was around her a lot. His name is at T-, Taylor Taylor, ACKFORD, either hot for yeah. He's a big director. Yeah Yeah. Okay well. It's never met any of your idols Madonna I met at the Comedy Cellar I. Freak, but she was like. She was I mean I didn't. She went onstage with Schumer but I she walked in and I felt this energy of like security I looked like security. Guys like someone who is here huge and it was her. Story on your show and I couldn't believe it I asked you a lot of questions about Madonna Everybody if you want to hear more about that story, relatively sane podcasts going to be coming out very soon. Listen I just I. Really do just feel such. I always felt a connection with you. Because I just idolized you and I met you all those years ago on the lesbian crews. Lesbians it was Game Bench. It was it was only because I do the gay cruises and the lesbian cruises. What's more fun? The all women crews or a gay man crews. You really have to ask me that question I. Want you to say it because I feel like I'll get mail if I say what I think is. Now I'm going to. I'm Ca- I always get okay. The Gate cruises are incredible with all men. That's my audience so I I. Get Standing Ovations I. Mean they go crazy? And they have a sex DHEC. I love telling this I've learned. Yeah, I grow. I've heard a lot about the sex tech a sex deck. Along. And they all kind of it's like march of the penguins they just like. Pure wonderful. Yeah. Yeah cake it, you know, and so I was like I want to go there and see because this is like. Did you go me, so I went up there? It's not a joke and I was like in the corner, just watching a little bit and my friend was to him. What do I do have someone recognizes me and he goes. Oh, honey! Just tell them you're a bear. You know I've always wanted to go on a gate. Not Not to go to the north have been now. We were cruising, but you yeah, it's so much fun, but I said if lesbians had sex deck, they would just be standing around crying and eating Hamas. Unlike. A lesbian. Down So. I WANNA like. I'm a game I'd be up on that sex deck. You're married now for how long! I've been married for almost six years. Yeah, you promiscuous before you were married. No I was never promiscuous I was always inner trapped in a relationship out. Years longer than it was supposed to crate. No I was not. I'm very I. Think like a man like a lot of my friends are guys I? They send me a picture like I'm just I'm gross yeah. Well. You'RE GONNA fit in well here. I mean my mind is disgusting, so I don't. I just don't think the way a lot of women do. But but I I I I love women. I it always becomes emotional. There's not like. With women so different, you got away on Bam thing. You don't think it's like you. It's a whole emotional thing, not only mine, but allied well. It's official. I am a lesbian. It's a totally efficient. I don't cry and lesbians that live next door to me, always crying and here. Like out like. Ours. On my window crying about all the time. Nothing like we ran out of phone. We'll listen I I wanted to come onto sort of have an extension of our conversation and I. You know we're both what I loved about your show, and what I love that we get to do on our show here, too is really work it out in real time and so thank you for coming on and. You guys are amazing. This is nice meeting you. Everybody pleased subscribing to did relatively sane podcast available wherever podcasts available. You know how to do it. You listen tonight that nobody's on, but like Kearney Wilson. I've had so many love her. Home For you. Carney Wilson. She's the best the best so. Just Jesse Kirsten. J. E. S. S. Y.. K., R. S. O. N. is you can follow her on twitter there and the stand up. On comedy central is called talking to myself. Also watch her in the comedian produced with a Robert DeNiro. That's streaming as well. You can watch that good. It's cool. It's fun. It's not going to watch tonight and that's. Is that the one where you were in his ear? I can't wait to watch the the cool it's. Like don't get, it's not too deep. It's fun to watch it. Well listen. I really adore you. I always have and now I really love you. And I'm so grateful for your friendship and for your gift and for talking with us. Thank you so much. Guys I'll reach out soon and we'll. We'll talk okay good. We'll be right back with all the stuff we do in the third act. You know how this works. Matthew Ross Okay here we go. This is the other add. Women don't often talk about thinning hair. But did you know this? Nearly half of all women experienced thinning hair by as early as age forty, and if you're one of them, you know, it can feel scary stressful, which only adds to the problem control isn't given. It's taken, so take charge of your hair growth in the next few months. Your time to grow thicker fuller healthier hair in a time when self care is more important than ever, every day is an opportunity to skip damaging style tools, chemicals, and instead focus more on better. 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You think about on your own or Sent it to me. He's like for your show. Back to the broader. Layers. I'm in Palm Springs Nikki's where they live. And Burbank Burbank. Hesitant to remind the audience that we're even like not in the same place because when I listened back to the program. It doesn't feel like we're in in a different other. The microphones situation. Doesn't feel like we're all together still. I now as I've gotten used to this a little bit, if you ever go back to Pristina. Well I. Don't Know Christina Ta. Su Su student. I believe we'll be together again soon. You know someday. I believe there'll be a vaccine and we'll all right. I don't know I'm hope. It's the second way there shouldn't things down again, bachelor. Right. We're sitting still. Technically the second wave nickleby until the fall. That's right. By the way she was amazing. Can we have her on this show Jessica on? She was really good Trooper Sheila. And I have to tell you. You guys have been so wonderful and I'm lucky to have frank great friends stuff, but like when I was on her her show, and she did say that she had just lost her. Her parents father I was like Oh. My God like this is someone who's in the epicenter in the eye of the storm. Totally gets it and I just felt in such a connection to her so. so please do listen to that that episode. 'cause you'll hear. That happened. In real time on. Her show relatively saying all right so now. Okay I got an email from fags, and he's like I am then deadline this. This and I was like. What do you have for us today to just shut down without emailing because I think it was. A whole listen no way read it I know I did. I was just like I can't respond. I don't know what you're talking. It's too much for me to process what I wanted to do. A KISS GIVES INTEL BUT I didn't get any kissing tells because no one's really living their lives right now and like the segment. That's it's hard to get content right now. Do you know what I did till we should try to get pandemic kisses and tells because I believe people are still doing shit. They don't WanNa cop to and if there's any way to do it, do it anonymously here and let us know I'm not doing anything. So I. Thought I would do a segment compilation of one of each I have each have A. Deep, Crap Corner Nikki be misheard lyrics new hobby lobby challenge launched. What do you want I? Do. Oh, my God isn't missed stupid asses! Searched Sissy on my computer on drew when j Rod saying it. Cheaper. I have seen you have seen that Oh my God. Scott sit on. discuss. Part far. Ebert Oh my God. Really want to watch that right now. Would you? Love that being said is. Terrible, but like they think. They love it. All right, so you know my for a long time since I was in my in highschool, people were telling me to watch. This movie called Herald MoD. Has Anyone seen? I never saw that you've never seen in. A long time ago. Remember cj like everyone like I. Watch and I just wanted to know if you think I should for Sec- neighbor. Oh, I think you should for sure what's in about? I don't even know it's really quirky I. Think is about an older woman in a young kid in their relationship I'm not, but I know the shot and it's kind of just ex quirky and it's weird I. Kinda think it'll be right up your alley. I think you'll be like this is so my washer. Told Me Yeah, you'd really like. It's about relationship all right. So. Should we all want an IT? That'd be bulk. Can Can I watch poison to hurt again? I'm going to do a ball steep. Oh my God! Ball steep with backseat. Girl I need to know more. Give it to me good. Give it to be true. Give it to hard. Give it to the. Mall steep with backseat. Who should stretch rasberry stretch. So can we did. Are you ever GonNa? Tell us who the big celebrity was. Getting messages about an all the time, and if people want me to keep asking you who it is never going to know I to be very clear about something, cj knows who it is. It was not a it's not I, said the biggest the biggest celebrity. The biggest guests besides Joe Biden. Yeah, I would want to talk to on the program and I still believe it's going to happen. In fact I could set it up zoom now. This happened this was. If you don't remember pre pandemic, I met someone who knew someone who like Oh, my God I would do anything to interview them, and they put us in touch, and they were going to come in the studio into to. That she you said she. Just messed up. That's. Okay, it's a girl. I'm not confirming or denying that. Jay, neither will you tonight? Smiling. Shit eating grin on your face is okay, so is so big for me. I think the interview of the century. I have so many questions to ask and I. I've never really seen this person interviewed. And everybody. Is and we all know. Everybody does you know him or her? You all do. But no ever interviewed this person, Oprah. Has Been introduced. With no one's ever interviewed this person ever. Have you ever seen I've never seen an interview with this. Is there. Everybody knows them and it would be. Huge I feel I'm stumped like you should give us one KLUBER. With her name, begin with initial friends are her name. Is A name. And everyone knows them there your clues. Does them. INTO CJ had been. Jay knows you can ask C. J.. Stop you if they if you can't answer so I see J.? C. J. is she physical person or You can answer that. Yes, she, is he. Or she is. A physician. ooh, yes, CJ. Off nookie. Here she is he or she in politics. Can answer that get really got. No He Is Not involved. But there might be a clue in. Can I answer that no. Answer that. There yeah, there is. A. Cleaner. Okay. All right. Well Okay I. Guess it. Is She a blonde. That's too specific. Answer that. You can't well. We can't that. That eliminates half the population. I'm not going to give you that. If, he she and entertainer like a singer or an actress. I'm not saying anything or writing. Rizzi really entertaining. And I've seen do a little bit of both. He or she is is very entertaining. Was It home? This is why. Don't you tell? Me When I had the idea and I was like Oh my God. You can tell us. No it's fun this way. All right understood audience can try to guess if anyone guesses I'll. I'll confirm it. Okay, we'll speaking about guessing and confirming. Can we talk about the the forbidden freaky VACC- being revealed. I get messages about it all the time. Sexy freaky. Eight and. I. Love this. We've talked about this before about doing something giving giving some money raising money for a charity well, let me tell you something I don't like and then things from the audience I don't do it and we do keep the biggest guests. I told you about Biden right away, but in terms of the the guest of all guests. Who I just want to be very clear is not the biggest star in the world necessarily, but is I would be thrilled to interview this person I think it'd be best interview. I harding. Guess is it? Is it the baby grownup and baby-boom thought no. But that is. Kind of obscure like I don't think so. Know, but both of those people I would interview in a heart. Because the order is perito girl Tonya harding baby from country baby. Maybe so. is also, but here's here. I would want to know I will tell you who this person is interview now. What is referencing is there was a freaky fags that was written. and. That was so too far that I chose not to air. It and I was backed up by CJ. And if you WANNA, watch the video of them finding out. If you're telling them what it was. On the kiss Koska DOT COM become Patriot number. It's less than seven. Now fancy had an idea faxing. Well I you know first of all I wanNA, say Ross, I love that you're using your platform as a celebrity and your podcast to talk politics. I think it's important that anyone who has a platform I think they should right now be using the platform to talk about everything that's going on in saying that I asked Ross if we don't have. A mother. Sued the Joe Biden Campaign, or you know a black lives matter. Campaign or fundraiser, you know what I mean something that is happening now. If we raised a certain amount of money were saying for something then we would, we would divulge the freaky fags. Do you still have that e mail? That fags email that we do. Now what do you guys think that that is? What you're saying is if we set up a charity that we wanted to give to or something right whether it be i. maybe it's multiple. We've pick four things. We want to new carrier. Yeah, so we could do. A black lives matter cherry. We can do A. lgbtq charity. We could do a campaign to decide who were voting for. Do that. And we could do a frontline workers sort of. Thing I love that idea so okay so if we were to set up a go, fund me Right I literally throwing this out. How much would we WANNA raise? What if we could get two thousand dollars and that could be five hundred for each of those causes. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was going to twenty five hundred. so that's good, but that you know why it didn't well. You know why I chose two thousand fanzine, right? Facts because what's two thousand divided by four if we have four charities. What's two thousand divided by four? What's half of two thousand? One thousand, what's half of one thousand, five hundred so one fourth of two thousand is, it will be four or five hundred. Five, hundred, five, hundred, five, hundred, so that's why I chose two thousand because it is what? Easily number divisible by. By what? By four, yes. What's twenty five hundred divided by four? That's much more confident. Now. Just. Say That I just told Ross that I just learned how to use a measuring tape. Reason to use it. You know what he said. Did someone drop you on your head? At some point in your life, I said well. You dropped as a child because he goes I. Just learned how to use a measuring tape I'm like. What are you? What do you mean? He goes well? All those little dashes I didn't know what they meant and I was like. Why would I ever have to use a measuring tape? And I said he said. Measure! One thing. I'll hand out. Okay some rashes. So I think that we should do that or think about it. Let's talk about it, because I. Still you know what if people are interested in? It hit us up on our social media. It is Hello Ross pod. I want get my. The real quick. So when is match game? What is your match game coming on? People are known to ask you, but apparently it's on the promos that I'm doing I did match game with Alec, Baldwin, on, ABC. The promos because I only watch Rachel maddow. TV. On. Tomato or food network or Something HDTV. That's what I watch Oh and sometimes ninety day. Fiance, so you don't know when it will be on Nope Okay So I have a natalie. Come that misheard lyrical, and it's just off of it out of the Blue Nikki and I sent it to Ross, and it's It's an old seventy song so i. don't know if people remember the song. But I. was so wrong so long. To. What's going? On nobody. Else. Third, by not Hosanna was heard nobody else. And so, what did you hear Zine? Well? I don't know how works dickey. How do we do we play the same? You sent me a link or a thing so three. So what song is this? Okay okay. What do you think that I? It's tragic. Good one, but it's sexual. What I HEARD FLACCID! It's magic. Ross, it's on jagged. It's. Ragged. Jagged your project. Don't know Jack, Rabbit No. Almost there the jazz. Guys Jack Think of Snow Oh Jack. You're in the ballpark. Just tell you of course. We can do. Could graduate. Listen to it again and just cut it off. You'd have to listen to the whole thing. Along. My Dick I'll. Go It's my deck. Since I was a kid. It's. It's It's unbelievable that's. Can you hear it now? You more, but it's going to take. It's just. A little kid brain was like each man. I just. These stories. To. Trust. God that makes me so happy like when somebody else does the segment plus work for me? Hey, guys, it's an unbelievable. They're scary, funny believable. This is as good as. YOU BELIEVE A. Don't know what's going to happen next. Poll. Haven't heard that yet on. On Mickey believe. Two quick ones yesler. Go any just hurry. Please sorry I'm. Sorry so this one is from Steve. Here's a story that my grandmother shopping and I was three years old. My uncle Andrew had passed away from complications due to HIV and AIDS. The story goes. My family was gathered around the table, having dinner following the funeral. Andrew. I had eating and I went to sit on the couch. My grandfather fit assistant shortly after that and he walked over to me. Now Mind you, Steven. This little boy is three years old. Timey says GRANDPA says hey. Steven can I sit next year. I apparently said no GRANDPA I'm sitting next oncle entered G.. A. D.. The whole family fell quiet to this day. We believe that that was his good biter. I don go sir figures, but it warms my heart that. May have been the last person to see my. Love. That too. Negative Carson this one to me. This is my last one. Hey Mickey and the gang so the This may be kind of a dumb story, but I'm still in awe. My mom died very unexpectedly three years ago. Leaving my dad a widow, my mom did everything for my dad paid. The Bills Cook Clean Laundry. Raise. The kids kept the whole family together, so my dad had to start learning how to do things on his own at seventy five. He isn't perfect, but he sure does try a couple of months ago I had a dream that I was house hunting with my mom and dad, mom and I were talking about the furniture where it would be placed most importantly where the Christmas tree would go, and my mom turned to me in my dream, and said tell your father to get his underwear off the table. Guy? I didn't give it really much thought, but I told my dad about the dream. And when I told him about my mom, say to get his underwear off the table. He got really quiet and said. My clean underwear around the table right now waiting to be folded, and we both had a really good laugh. My mom would not approve of any tighty whiteys on the table. Apparently, she still sees everything. Wow! Good. Nikki metaphysical. Everybody else fold their laundry on the table where they eat. And sometimes. But it's clean clothes. It's just out of the thing. Don't worry about it. Even worse! I don't I. Don't do things like that. Why you're seeing Nikki. uh-huh! As we're talking about things to watch during this time there's a film that I love on Netflix called a disclosure. Really powerful film, it takes look at Hollywood sort of. transgender people throughout the years in film and I learned so much on executive produced by Laverne Cox So people from pose films that they show episodes of the Jefferson where they were just disrespectful and just might nip tuck. Trans people so I think. We look at film Paris's burning, and how it became such an important capsule in our life in Queer. Culture specifically I think this is going to be one of those films through, so you have not seen disclosure on Netflix. Please do so now. It is beautifully told, and it's some parts hard, but it ends with just so much love, and it's great trans. Representation on film, especially from so look at that legendary on HBO mets is just about the ball seeing it is beautiful. You Know I. Love it good. It's so good it's. Okay awesome. Hbo Max. If I have the HBO go get pay X. Pay for HP. If if you have HBO already, I believe you can use. Can I pay for? Somebody. Also right now we're in its movement called Hashtag blackout week, and it's about Urging people to. Use Your dollars to support black businesses. Specifically between the first through July seven July fourth, begin around, so it's like pretty much like fuck all this other shit this we can. Let's take this money. Let's support black businesses. with that. I WANNA shout out into the show. My homie Karama oh has a skin line called mantle men that just launched an eat lunch. It with Nordstrom actually went on this morning. Got, a couple of pieces. It's for balding men and men that are bold seats where you can just take off the shine it skin care I think it's really wonderful powerful. This blackmail with his kids has launched a brand and it's. At Bluff and I did a little shopping today. Support the business. Put your money in a black businesses. 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Episode 2  Meet Your Hosts, Sam Legaspi and Koz Tsukamoto: Part 2

The Financial Liberty Podcast

32:20 min | 2 years ago

Episode 2 Meet Your Hosts, Sam Legaspi and Koz Tsukamoto: Part 2

"Welcome to the financial liberty podcast until you wake up from the American dream, financial uncertainty will be your American reality. Join Sam Legaspi and Costa Komodo and their guests as they explore how you can attain financial liberty by uncovering truths. That have been kept secret. For decades have you ever played a game. And didn't know the rules. How can you ever win? Learn the rules to the game and intern learn how to win now onto the show. Hello and welcome to the financial liberty project with Sam Legaspi and Cosa Komodo. Hey today, we are going to do part two of their inaugural podcast, which is just basically the getting to know you podcast and on the first one if you did not hear please go back and listen to it. It's all about how they started the financial liberty project. Kind of what the roots were how they got involved together what brought them together and why they're still together. After all this time. It's a beautiful story. You gotta go back and listen to it and today is more of the personal questions, and we're going to have to fund and before I start having fun. I gotta bring in the other two gentlemen on here. Good morning. Good morning. All right. We got salmon coz you guys good. It's a beautiful day and a beautiful story. Indeed. Nice. We are hard to try fantastic. That's not exactly what I always thought that phrase men, but we'll just move on. All right. So there's I've got some questions here. I've got a couple of questions that you know, hopefully will inspire some really good stories, but I'm gonna start with a more. Serious question. And that is who is your hero and either one of you can start and if you say each other and try to move on. I'm just gonna call Bs and the make you do it again. So who's your hero? Who's your? Oh, yeah. So yeah. No. My hero is is actually my father. Nice. And you can probably wonder why and go ahead and answer that and this is pretty serious. But my dad he had a pre tough life as a as a child teenager went through some wars. But he was born in a party Japan that is now part of Russia, and it's the Sakhalin island area. But really, you know, they they they struggle with poverty, and they struggle with war. And he ended up being a prisoner of war in Russia, but we used to sit around the dinner table grownup, and for hours, we would listen to his stories growing up in Japan and not having anything. He he I think he only got maybe like a third or fourth grade education, and it had to work the rest of his life, and he made shoes out of plants and never made one from south because they can afford to keep shoe for you know, for themselves. And then they had the war where the invaded and they had the war after a were to were on. No one knows but Japan actually, had a conflict with Russia, and and he was taken prisoner. He was forced to work in their camps and actually faced next Yutian squad. But was spared because of his abilities to operate, very large machinery. And and so he was spared. But then he received a rumor or news if you will that they were going to move him to Siberia, and once you a Siberia, you don't come back. So he planned in a scape failed. I think two or three times I think twice and was caught. And you know, what they do if you're caught trying to scape- survived that then he succeeded on a third try and made his way back to Japan, and you know, half of this family was obliterated by that time. But he married off all his dividing sisters and immigrated. To the US and came to fountain valley here in Orange County and started farming and save money, and and started gardening business and put to kids my sister night through college. And he he he says he always says he lived like a king, even though he worked as a gardener mown lawns. But that's how he succeeded and kind of live the American dream in one of the best places in the world called Orange County. So he's my hero because of his Tennessee, and his his his strong mindset and surviving very difficult situations in life and. You never complain. Never, you know, never gave up just kept fighting, and and eventually live the very good long life. That is incredible. I mean mazing amazing story and good luck. Sam. I dunno. You're gonna be. Wow, coach I mean seriously that is. Wow. That is absolutely amazing. And just the the entire lifelong struggle. But also lifelong victory, right? I mean, just looking back at at everything that he was able to accomplish. I mean, I'm touched. That is amazing. Thank you for sharing that Sam you're up, man. Yeah. Yeah. You know? I mean, and I hear that that story from komo's quite a bit. And it's always brand new even though I've heard it hundreds of times, maybe even thousands of times. And but it's always brand new. And it's always like, wow. You know that big w w is it's pretty amazing. But you know, I it's interesting. I like to kind of like give the props to both my parents, my mom and my dad for separate reasons is as far as my heroes concern and one of one of them is kind of a life lesson net. My mom gave me even though she didn't have any intentions to give me this life lesson. But it really sat with me and to this very day. I don't know necessarily if she realizes how much a part of her life had a signature. Impact in my life because it actually is the fuel or the foundation the fundamental that has allowed me to put my left foot in front of my right foot for so many years. And that's the fact that when my mom was I was newly born in the Philippines, and in the Philippines, as you know, it's third world country. They were not a one of the elite in the Philippines. And and so what had happened was that? My dad had left to go to the United States to pursue a life over here. However, my mom stayed behind would be. And so what happened was unfortunately, there is a a an accident in their family where her dad, my grandfather rode a vehicle, a taxi type vehicle Philippines. They got an accident. And I it was it was a it was such a bad accident that I if I recall one of his ribs pierced his lung, and and how it what transpired from. That was. They brought him to the hospital, and it was kind of like one of those good news bad news scenarios where the good news is that they could save him. The bad news is my parents or my mom's side of the family didn't have the money to save him. Oh, well, and it was one of these scenarios in Philippines, where back in the day. You know, it's not like what you experience where they're going to go ahead and take care of you. No matter how your financial status is over here in the United States at least. But over there. It's it's one of those scenarios where if you don't have the money, it's they're not gonna take out the tools for you. And so her as well as her six siblings just huddled around their dad, my grandfather, and literally just watched him pass away and to this very date on July fourth which was his birthday. They still celebrate his birthday. And it's it's an opportunity for them to remind themselves of that that tragic situation and each and every single brother and sister has now reached success. They're all here in the United States. They came from the Philippines. They came here. One by one over the course of thirty years, and they have attained significant status some more than others. But they've got a very successful live and a lot of it stems. From that situation of of seeing their dad and understanding that it was a monetary situation that allow their their own father to pass away. So one of the things that my mom instilled in me growing up was you know, to me. Hey is basically, hey, son don't ever allow the lack of money rule your decision making process because if you don't have any money the decisions that that that come forward may not be sound decisions. And because she does remember doing a of the entire family just reaching and begging for money going to their neighbors and their relatives. And it wasn't necessarily one of the the the the areas in their lives that they want to remember fondly, but they still remember it every July fourth, and and they would probably say that, you know, contrast builds character and through that moment of contrast their lives excelled and as a result. I would have to say that my life excelled as well through that teaching. I mean, it was through tragedy came the Phoenix right through chat through what was the through the through the through the ashes rises million the Phoenix. Yes. So so I it's it's interesting. How that had still has a significant impact on what it is. I do. And it's something it's it's an educational tool that utilize still with my own kids. What about your debt? Can't forget about him. And I say something about him. Came here from the Philippines. He had no idea. What to do? He just was he had brand new kid just like ball yet me, and he came to he came to the United States from the Philippines, and he went to San Francisco, and he found a long distance relative to to live with any just rented a room with a little money that he had and here he is. He's an engineer. He had a degree in the Philippines came over here. And he started busing tables found a job, bussing tables and his very first paycheck. And I will never forget this very first paycheck that he received he walked over to goodwill, and he bought a quarter ROY jacket with this with his very first paycheck. Which when I heard the story of the very first time. I was like wait hold on here. You've the very first thing you bought with your paycheck was a jacket. In other words, you're right. There was no jacket that you had because in the Philippines is very humid, very warm. He doesn't have thick jacket for cold weather. So for two weeks. He was in the hills in the United States just going to work walk into work, you know, with with with just a t shirt, and very first paycheck was a jacket, and he still has that jacket today. A reminds him where he was and it's one of those scenarios that again, it it resonates, and you look at where they are today and the life that they live today. You know, the the contrast that they both experienced in their lives. Separately has allowed them to be where there are where they're out today and raises successful family, you know, not just from cells. But my brother and myself, we we we continue to keeping our left in front of our right, but try to spread the news. Yeah. That's fantastic. I I have a picture that I keep on my desktop, and I actually have it as my phone screen savers well of this massive blacksmith, and he's got the hammer poised and ready to come down on the end Bill in his other hand. He's got the sword. That's on the end -bility shaping. And I use that to remind me that. I'm constantly being shaped and through that pounding through that painful shaping sometimes whether it be tragedy, whether it be just life lessons like you guys. Have both spoken about. I'd never want the hammer to stop right? I don't want it to be unpleasant necessarily. But if I'm not being refined. If I'm not being shaped like your families were through tragedy through hardship through hard work through everything that they all went through. There is no refinement process. There is no beauty at the end of that. And the beauty of the at the end of that to me not to get too overly emotional or or super weird. But that beauty is U2. coming together and forming what you formed because you've both risen from those ashes, and that your family has has helped catapult you. That's what I'm looking for. They've both catapulted you to where you're at now, providing you that foundation to be able to now help a ton of other people. So that's exciting to me. That's awesome. Thank you guys for sharing those laps Lilly. And the other thing if I can add is one thing about it that. Is a a statement that my dad made many many many years ago is that you need a positive ion and a negative onto turn on a light. And that really resonated with me because a lot of people focus on. Okay. Well, we want positively we want happiness. And of course, you do you want to be positive, but you also have to understand turn the light on you also need some of the contrast, you need a positive and negative ions. Turn the light on. Yeah. Absolutely. All right. We're gonna take a different direction a little bit more lighthearted. Appreciate those stories. But now we're going to get into something a little bit different. I wanna know what is the one thing that you guys recommend family and friends, and it can be anything. Nothing okeydokey moving. We don't recommend anything. Anything restaurants boot choices movies, you know, being being with, you know, I've got an educational background. And it's kinda like when I'm coming up the street people recognize that the the the information I'm going to be providing if I do recommend anything is just going to be advice or wisdom or maybe a saying, and you know, a lot of times it's not necessarily wanted. But you know, for the most part I recommend people that hey, focus on being happy. That's really what basically rolls down to because what you focus on happiness. Then what happens is that a universe just continues to keep giving you more of the same. It's like a track. Like what you coz. You know, this is going to probably tie back into the dissect of money, but it's it was mentioned before I think in the first segment, but I think the thing that people really kinda need to embrace, and I'm gonna get a little technically her, but it's the rule of seventy two. I mean, that's I find myself offering that knowledge more and more people every day. I meet people on on the streets, or wherever I am in on a golf course in a classroom setting but mostly to the younger crowd. And sometimes they'll actually ask me. So you know, we understand what you do. But what's the thing that you can give me the most? But what piece of information should I take with me because I won't ever see you again. But you got one minute. And I always cover the rule seventy two if they're, you know, if I feel they're open to listening to something like that. And what is on it? So the a minute. Yeah. Well, you know, the rule seventy-two simply the the. How the lower the mathematically quesion that tells you how quickly money can double given a interest rate. And so if you take that number seventy two in divided by an interest rate that Ethan you can earn consistently on your money. Then that gives you the number of years, it will take for that money to double. So from there, you know, a person can quickly extrapolate just in their mind. Well, they're driving or doing anything in life. How quickly and how many times they can double their retirement nest egg over the course of their life. And it's a very powerful tool. Not that I want to spend another minute or to try and explain how that works. But you can go back to first thing. I think we talked about that. And the first thing that all right? Yeah. Go back and listen to it. And if it's not there, then write us at whatever address, it wouldn't give it to the end included the next one. All right. Let's go onto the next question. I really this is my favorite question. Tell us something that most people don't know about you. You got me there come on. There's gotta be something. Well, I I would say that you know, I used to used to have a passion for skiing, and no one no one knows me. You know, recently understands that I had a big pass and skiing. I raced for you know, the college that I attended all I did was ski I used to. I used to go up and ski not even know where you know, where I wanna stay. But that's how passionate I was about skiing. And you know, that was just one of my my it was it was the center of my life. But that was so many years ago we talking snow skiing water skiing snow skiing God. Okay. All right. Interesting. Sam. You're not getting out of this. You know, probably. And and here's here's way, I'll probably have to say that a lot of people who know me, they they probably with exceptional Cho's Kozak thinks the only one that probably knows us in by Maecenas. He'd probably say what are you talking about? But I'm an avid reader. And. That way, he's more of an avid break dancer when you say Sam, oh, that's another one too. Well, I don't breaking fact, you know, coz, it depends on the it depends on on the festive moment like a fits a wedding or a a large gathering, and there's a DJ. One thing I'll say about Sam is sometimes he's very modest like. At present. I've seen him break dance. He's incredibly down really. Saami break dance. When you see me break dad's member when we when we were working out over at at the gym. That's to me. So he got he got out on the floor. And you started spinning, and he's all these magical things with his hands. Just geometric like. Moves. I mean, it was really like it was just like, wow. You know, and kind of Diana's later years being able to do stuff that I can do. Yeah. He's a little I tell you. I. But I like go around Westminister and people go, you know, Sam. And we used to go the mall not to shop in. But to go watch just a wash Sam. Yeah. No telegu. I've telling you the people they they probably have have that that the fact that I'm I'm a reader instead. But no, I will tell you this though, I will tell you this is that the reason why I spun on my back at the at the gym is because there's not a floor if it's glossy, and it's slippery. There's this desire for me. Go ahead and go out there and spin on my back because I know I can get about twenty revolutions. Nice. Nice. That's great. So break dancing reader. Got it a break dancing reader. There you go. That's a interesting. Combine really is a great reader. He's turned me on some books. I mean, the latest one that he turned me onto is atlas shrugged. I saw the movie, you know, I'm gonna get the book. Yeah. He's he's he's very well read, and in very interesting person to talk to just you know, and and. Everyday conversations got a wealth of knowledge of of a lot of useful and very diverse subjects so unused nation. You know, we call it coz, we call it a useful bar knowledge. Nice. That's the best knowledge. There is coast was I'm sorry. Was that rule seventy two? So what you call that? Yeah. Okay. So seventy two seventy two I think that's great. And I think that's a great thing to recommend people you to spark that that thought I really thought that you were going to be recommending del taco. That's that's the room right here is that is your biggest recommendation, but maybe I was wrong. What is the story behind del taco? How's your car involved and stories Aaron del taco? So I was really really sadly skinny dude of high. I was five nine, and I was like, skin and bones. And I wouldn't even take my shirt off at the beach. And I just knew that I had to eat to bulk up, and I couldn't do it. I just had such a high metabolism. And I got a job at del taco, my friend got me in there. And I thought, you know, this is a great opportunity. Fast food restaurant, and I can eat burritos which have a lot of calories and started eating lots of Britos, and I started bulking up. And so I was no longer that skinny dude on the beach and so- del taco kind of transformed my my younger life, and that's not even it sounds a little, you know, kind of absurd, but there was some truth to that. But anyway, the second story del taco is that an keep in mind. This is not me today. Many years ago got it. We had the food fight of the century. Where there was you know, and I think the owner probably is no longer with us any more. So I don't think this can get me in trouble. But they had we had we had the dry through from the beach crowd coming in, you know, after their bonfires were over within the beaches reclosed, and they would come down beach boulevard, and they all want to come in del taco. We had Alantic cars going out the main highway, and we we got we got a reputation for this food fight that we had in the lobby or in in the dining area that was locked. But there you couldn't even see through the windows of so much food all over everything. But you know, I I really don't want it brand myself as as that kind of a troublemaker, but we had the food fight of the century. And the owner never found out. We had place all cleaned up. And that was if there's one thing just do wrong in light. That was my rung one wrong thing is getting involved in vite. A fast food restaurant. When I heard that story my jaw dropped because I've known coz for longtime, and I like, whoa. That is pretty the trajectory as far as food fights concerned. It's something that is I Owen g at a at an establishment like del taco. But the moral of the story here there is a moral to the story is that if you are a body builder or a skinny person and you want to bulk up you eat burritos. Yeah. Well, here's the caveat. Though it works, but it keeps working. When you get over stop wanna get to you. It keeps going even if you stop eating that you know, that burrito diet your body is now acclimated to having that stuff, and it just keeps absorbing it. So, you know, we're gonna call that the coast Komodo burrito dyke because you know, John McEnroe eight the Big Mac diet, somebody had big Macs. And it was a Big Mac diet. Just eat like five six seven Big Mac today was John McEnroe's. So yours is the del taco burrito diet like that. Yeah. I think we're I think we're safe with this podcast. I don't know what the statue of limitations is in California on Abril bash. But that's something. Maybe we should look up before release this one just to keep you safe. I like that burrito bash. Yeah. You know, you can you can trademark that if you'd like. I'm not gonna use it. All right next question. So when you guys are struggling to maintain focus. I mean life polls us in a ton of different or actions. You're having a Brita bash one day, you're break-dancing Mullen next when you can't focus or you're having a hard time. What is your motto mantra or something that you say to yourself or do that will help keep you on track? Yeah. I mean, it's you know, I hear thought about it for few seconds. But really, it's it's so simple. We don't need a complicated. You don't give up. You just you just pick up there's distractions every second of the day. There's so many things that want to pull us off track. And his salmon I've spent I would say thousands of hours talking about this very subject, we've been conditioned to you know, to to learn how to handle versity. It comes us comes out us in so many different ways times. But it's constant daily hourly minute every minute we're getting challenged by distractions and an and along with that come a lot of emotions, you know, you get happy. You get sad. You get angry. I mean, there's so many things that can derail you to constantly. And and I think the key is how do you handle that? I think that you have to embrace. Like Sam said earlier on you need to have the negative ion. Right. Another way to look at that as you have to be able to to embrace conflict. You have to be able to embrace the negativity that tries to invade your life and not not not let it remain the negative. You know to take that negative and say, you know, what it there's a reason it's happening to me either brought an on or maybe there's a greater force debts. You know, putting that into my life for a probable purpose as little sense as it may make time, but if you can just embrace the negativity and say, this is actually gonna serve me in some manner that I can't explain now. But maybe yours down the road. I'll look at it and say, you know, that was probably when the best things that actually happened to me even go very very difficult to explains at the time. But usually there's something to learn, and so that's my takeaway is just is learning to. Embrace conflict, and and actually invite it as as a welcome guest in your home in your life and survive it, and then to be able to look upon it and a future and saying that was a great experience. There probably learned I think you learn more from conflict, and you do from anything else really to kind of summarize that it was a old saying that heard several years ago that a lot of times when when when things you know, you're kinda thrown off track. You know, I'm reminded of statement that says you can't climb a mountain if it's got smooth sides. And it's something that a lot of times, you know, again, it's you know. We we talk. We're in front of so many people, and we talk about things that you know, such as waking up and not having to worry about money. And it's it's such a powerful statement in my mind because just like anyone else we're oftentimes gonna be thrown off our Choo train tracks, and it's just a function of recognizing that you're off your tracks. Because if you don't know if you're off your tracks can you get back on your tracks. So, but, but you know, we do mention it, and you're gonna start not start your you hear things such as what goes indicated embrace these challenges. Embrace contrast just that statement, I just made you can't Clem out if it's got smooth sides. But you know, for the most part, it's not necessarily always that either. It's what I tell my kids. What I tell everybody that I run into what had indicated as far as my advice to other people's really just focus on happiness books on good thoughts. Focus on good feelings because you could say, you know, the words they they could be great all I'm having a great day. But unless you actually feel. Feel that you're having a great day. Those are just words it's all about the feeling because I do believe that that, you know, we all are part of an active vibration that there is a universe out there in this active. I Bratislava we're all made up of magnets. And and we are if we are a a what I liken it to is a radio station, if we're driving in a car, and you don't like a song, you don't turn up the volume. And so, you know, what we try to do is we try to be that song that people like to listen to where you can turn up the volume, and and that that by brain happens to be happy vibrations fund thoughts, and and and good feelings. So these are the things that that we try to focus on not just, you know, you know, to people that that are within our families and stuff mature kids and something that we remind ourselves and remind myself on regular basis is is trying to focus on happy thoughts on a regular basis. Anything that makes me feel good? That's that's my one focus. To myself is that the the the promise I make to myself on a regular basis is to focus on things that make me feel good. Not necessary. Say the words, I feel great. But actually, do the things that I can possibly do to make myself feel great whether it's a reaching for great moments or looking at light room on my computer, and and shuffling through years and years of of photos of my kids growing up anything that can allow me to attach myself to happy thoughts because happy thoughts just again like attracts like and happy thoughts will continue to keep attracting happy thoughts and happy things. That's fantastic. All right, guys. We had a ton of fun. But we're running out of time. I want to ask you one last question who should be listening to this podcast, who's your target audience with this everyone's going in certain direction and typically that direction's not the the path you wanna follow because that's the path that the system wants you to follow. And it's something again like MacArthur. He said. Years and years and years ago, you were remembered by the rules you break, and you know, oftentimes, that's what we're trying to do. We're trying to we're trying to help individuals not necessarily break the rules. But refined, you know, just remember or reestablish and re and and regain the rules because rules never left. It's just that. You just you know, we'd never been taught the rules or we've been taught the rules incorrectly by media by by advertisers. By all the other things that are influencing our decisions, and we need to know what the rules are for our selves. Absolutely. Like my kid. My kid asked me the other day. You know, why it was about Pearl Harbor, and and he said this is what happened and he goes who who wrote that history. And I told him that, you know, the the the winners of the war always write the history. A lot of it is is the the history when it comes to retirement is the establish of the establishment typically writes the rules and how they want the game to be played. And so does and I we've been the anti stablishment the anti retirement conveyor. Ears. But yeah, I mean, you know, based on what you're saying who should be listening to this is really the individual that wants to wants to hear something a little bit different. And not be raw. Rod cheerleading. Hey, just go ahead and put money away, and and you know, contribute to I mean, you know, it's it's it's the individual. That's you know, forty five fifty fifty five years old, and they think they're down. They're out of luck. And they have no more time. And and maybe even individuals that are twenty years old twenty five years old. It doesn't matter. It's just in the it's not really underdog show because we're not focusing on the underdog or focusing on basically everybody, but to a degree. It's kind of like you think about it the individual that really just wants the fed up. They just wanna go ahead. Make things happen for themselves in Lima. Happy happily ever life afterwards. You know? To me. So yeah. And I'm just going to wrap it up. But that's okay with you guys because we are about out of time. Okay. All right. So thank you everyone for joining us today at the financial liberty project podcast with Sam Legaspi and coastal Komodo. If you've not subscribe to the podcast yet. Please click the subscribe now button below this way. When Salmond coast come out with a new podcast it'll show up directly on you're listening to buy s-. This makes it much easier to share these podcast with your friends and family, and if you know them as well, as you probably do you're going to know that they're going to hear salmon coz version of how this should go. 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182: 4th Annual Thanksgiving Eve Power Hour (w/ Nick Wiger, Nicole Byer, Betsy Sodaro, and Mano Agapion)

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182: 4th Annual Thanksgiving Eve Power Hour (w/ Nick Wiger, Nicole Byer, Betsy Sodaro, and Mano Agapion)

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This is a true of comedy personality and MC Weicker. Guys. I'm absolutely gassed. And the show hasn't started yet. Yeah, you're already purple. Coming in a little purple if you know what I mean, maybe I don't. Guys behind you as giant cooler full of beer, so. Let's get cracking. Hank Unicom, you're well, come shit. Fine. I'm fine. Everyone's. I'll be okay, we have EMT's on standby at this show. It's in my writer now nice. These are nicer than last year. All I wanted to upgrade. Now that I have that MAC weld in money coming in. Guys shout out to an underwear that is truly unshowable. New silver lining is anti microbial. So it will not get rid of shit stains. She we should we any advice for new power hour on anyone here. Participating in a power hour for their first time. Dissipating in our for the first time since they were the normal age to do something. Yeah. Okay. That's the answer. Working for do. We have any advice for them. Yeah. I'm going to be trying to mix water shots with my beer shots. Right. There's no other way to die brother, gag, choke. Run this like big fat. Dick you ever who's who's to big fat, dick? Let's big. It's a it's a female night at a gay bar where. Oh, yes. Ruined takes everyone who takes a picture of their dick. And then at the end of the night. Yes. At foo bar day. Just give the price of the person who had the biggest. We got a pretty wiser there tonight. Take it easy. They're like this guy again. My advice to any newcomers to the power hour. Don't talk easy because. What happens? It's like you're running into K in those first the first couple of ks. You're like, oh my God. This is a breeze. I'm finding you up your pace a little bit. And then you're just dragging asked by the end that can happen here. Take ten shots beer. And like this is nothing, but is a long way to go around forty five. You feel crazy. Right. I I think scientifically it's forty minutes in you burp every minute as well. Two or you explode. Well, you know, this show is got to end at a certain time, and we need at least sixty minutes at some point. So we might as well get cracking. If we can fire up the power hour, and there it is. That's second lead up. Right. Holy shit. I got nauseous I just saw that. This video is one hour long remembered, exactly what the premise of this marble. Thirty seven I've had diarrhea since last thanksgiving. Me too. We're all gonna. Euro baby we're talking about Eero. All right, guys. It's life's too short for bad wifi. God, I love that expression. The reason euro is so exciting because it's the wifi. We all wished we had our home. Okay. It's it's fast reliable connection every room backyard outside office, whatever you get home wifi system gets you multiple access points for a house. So it's like working in an office, you know, with a bunch of different modems here. 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All right, J fire. This one up I'll lead us off with the first shot with a little toast. Okay. Here's to honor. Hey, here's to honor jump on her stay on her hand, come in or come on. Isn't that still something very cool this? Yeah. Yeah. Something that shows that I'm chill. I heard all the women in the audience audibly recoil. Women were accidentally here. Here's the thing. People say white people say I don't think it's specific to white people. I think it's specific specific scumbags. The people I've seen say it. We're white scumbags and a latte necks scumbag as well. Well, the one I've heard is if you don't cough, you don't get off. Yeah. Coffin you end up in a coffin. Okay. Right. Okay. Scary. Yeah. Llamas spooky. And of course, there's there's the ask Gasser grass no one rides for free. I'm a fan of these are the big three that every. Three poems. Right. As far as the trucker buttons. Go. I'm a fan of dump them out. He has out guys that's shot. That's the say, oh, it's an exciting. Boop yet. Now, you might think it's my life support system. But don't worry, I shoot that party. So dump them out is imploring a woman. To lower lower her top. So that she. I'm into the race. Every don't by ways did not think that I didn't think that. And now I'm gonna dumping. Betsy dump them out on my head. Hi, album out to Betsy one time at bonnaroo, and she turned around and shit and recycling. I mean, I was hard as a rock. But yeah, I heard one on below deck Mediterranean. It was like these really rich awful Americans. And this dude. He was like rattlesnakes in condoms two things. I don't ever wanna be around. I had I had to listen to it. If you ties wait what his son's name is conduct. I like I like shirts that or trucker buttons that say like we I will kill someone like I don't call nine one one. I dial three five seven and it's like a magnum barrel. What does that infer? What if your wife is having a seizure he'll suit her in the head? I will pull out a gun. You guys hear about that guy? I'm excited for whatever. I can't wait for you to never get. See you're never gonna get to it. Someone dropped a concrete block through a man's window. And they're they're positive. It's foul play. Now, this is like the lame Erbil. I've ever heard are you familiar with the term context or like stories? Us like one, Shane or detail. Then story of the guy dropped brick. Okay. So Nissan is going through like a big situation. Girl. Let me tell you about Nissan. They're getting blamed for this. Yes. Yes. So a man who is executive chief just went to Japanese jail for. Okay. Here's two words executive chief Japanese jail, are you playing fucking dumb story. Mad libs over. I see people as fucking minute shots guys. Anyway, lot of shit's going down. Someone got killed because someone dropped a concrete block through his windshield. And the police are positive. It wasn't an accident. It just so happens to be happening at the same time that high level executives are getting arrested for mismanaging Nissan's funds. So this happened in Japan. What made you think of this? Oh, yes. Drucker buttons. Are you guys familiar with the Japanese structure of the Nissan corporation? Who died mono Di? A cold of his died in America. It was it was another person who works at Nissan, but in America. But in America, brick was dropped from Japan. That's another shot. Oh, we're going to die. H shots later. The story is still being explained. They're connected. They worked together. One is in jail. One is now dead and the one who's in jail. Did it don't you love when you bring up something you have no about you have to answer questions about. Because that's like my mom my well. The fires are pretty bad in northern California's she's like, well, whereas like oh shit. I'm a monster doesn't directly affect me. So I haven't really looked into it. There's kids in cages or some shit. I clearly don't get story structure. I just heard a man got killed with a concrete, blah. There you going. Your favorite person of right now. Roaming around. Stories gods. I looked it up. It was it was Toyota. Thought I'd share that in Saint fact, I've also been watching a lot of. Have you been watching on television? We're at that phase of conversation already. So what else what let's seven. Story please tell real stories of the man in Australia who doesn't have dick then the country Australia made him and the whole country. Yes, there was a big musical number. They throw it like, a boomerang and. But you're making it sound like the bakers made bread. Mechanics. Welded steel. Tree donated. Village. That's. Part is he has a girlfriend, and I was like he don't have. No dick's. What does he bring into the relationship and eating out? Yeah. Yeah. But I need to get deep dick. Yeah. You do. Yeah. You gotta feel it in your throat. Come. I feel like the goal is to pull the condo out of your mouth. Off of the tip. Then you're like. That's good. In. That's like a reverse blow job because the Dick's going. Yeah. Does know about this. I story, but is the point is still swallow reverse blow job or thought of reverse blow job is where you blow come out of your mouth into somebody's nuts. Ever have a period bodies. You who is the somebody any blue really anybody? That is. Got shit face already faces. So hot. Where you misunderstood like what a sex thing was like thought blow job was was was something akin to that. Yeah. My whole life today. Like when like when you were. When you were younger was there like everything like you got this? Yes, I thought and I maybe have said this before. But I thought women had a third hole that they Pete out. Don't we? Say don't you one week in like put stuff in? Got you can't pack in guy because it all comes from a hold on. My God getting gentle in all stemmed from my first few pornos. I saw where like the legs were up or it was doggie style. And I was like well, the China's and the direct front like a penis. So that's not vaginal sex. They're having it must be made up a term wreath real sex. Calling. You someone's calling me, but I. I can't really. That we don't know. San-carlos california. No, no. We have we have a we have access to a nonunion funnier dive Ideo, John gambling's phone number. You separate people in one week emailed me and was like, hey, can I get your contact info? Or message me on Facebook. I can I have your Email and both people asked me for Nicole's contact. And both people outside. All right. Why didn't you pass it along? I actually did. And I said this woman I thought. That's that's fine. Well, whatever people. Yeah. Shit. Fuck that shit pay me, I got mortgage. It was just like if you don't even have my Email address to ask me for my Email address on social media than I don't know if we're close enough for you to ask me for someone else contact. While. Yeah, I'm like, I don't even think Nicole likes. I'm not gonna. All right. Sorry. Nicole? Yes. Texting my agent. Let's talk about Dick's. Okay. Okay. I thought you is because I was in a sex store, and I saw a dick extender. Oh, like for if you're dick isn't enough. But your wife still likes you. Now again, just because I'm a hound for details. What where's this store? I mean for the sake of the story where? And I get stories now. Yeah. That the pleasure test. The news updates a symbol that you just put on a dick. I don't know. You know, like if the dildo was empty on the inside. Dildo. I usually put a paper towel roll over my dick. Then put a condom over that. And I'm like, I got an eight inch brawny selected. But I like that idea because you use it like as a bowl. If you could have a really, yeah. A really thin bowl of cereal. I wasn't thinking about Dick's thinking about a hollowed out some. The the dick enlargement technique. I'm familiar this. Joking. Anyone who joking? One dude. L shoe? That was very aggressive. Whoever said Galca, dude, joking king. What is it? It's like you attach like, my understanding and guy who obviously does it and the audience feel free to correct bait. But. It's like you have like what you use weights to like increasingly large series of weights to extend that you're flaccid, dick. Yeah. Chink people stretch their necks and upper I guess so. Yeah, I guess as a similar process. That is how you sit. I have a friend who's African. And that's out. He says with three act, okay? Okay. Gel king. I've seen that online. Just like an old like Middle Eastern dude with his dick like rolled up with to stick with a bunch of weights hanging from it. Or is this is that a super specific video that I think I've seen talking about. It's your dad, and he's his high school. Got a bunch of weights hanging off. Yeah. You saw that at my Christmas. Your Christmas is Halloween. It's also silicone injections, dick. Yes. But apparently, they kill you. We don't do that silicone just like float up to your heart. Get hard or very closely connected. That's that's very sweet of you. And then does his heart. Get hard. Heart come price. Yeah. There was some like bear who was like beleaguer of fuck den. Oh. The guy who died. Yes. And king contract like protected the dominator y what? What? Wait was this was this the Wm mummy guy that was? That was. Like my firing specifics or like is this the who's the WWE mummy? No. There was a there was I think it was a high-powered agent at one of the the big four. I think I think it was William Morris w endeavor. And he he like was involved in some SM thing any mummified a guy like at his place like covered it with plastic wrap. But he did it wrong and the guy suffocated. And that's why I'm not getting the Brooklyn nine nine this. I got the accent. I look like a fucking cop. I don't understand the beeps are too soft. I will say it's very difficult to remember every minute to have a Trink. I did for my second beer. I did this three weavers the coal. Yeah. A bad move to potent ear. Yes to it's to Beeri to alien ops. Fuck is. It's like, it's like a wheat. We. Yes, sir. Colin wheat way. Don't tell McCall tebow's and beers. You'll never have them again. Like an old style. Your mama. That was. Very I mean, don't act like I wasn't the ten year old kid who had every dirty joke book memorize. Fascist satisfied. I can't do black jokes. So I do fat ones because then it's like safe. You know, I've never done a black. Joe, right? TC m I made you duplex. It probably it was it was I remember the show. Yeah. That was really fun. Oh, yeah. You turn me into like. Yeah. I remember. My dad rolled over in his grave. Once when he found out I was doing improv another time when he he's acting black. I love your dad. Knicks was. I love the race. They're wonderful. I kinda cold, and then they get drunk, and they're like your exotic. Terron on my acids too. Big. They're like a beep. Die all IBM. Today's ground Turkey, Nicole table for thanksgiving. You're jerking off the day of an orgy. And by the way, that's kinda shows you how I think about food if. If I consider thanksgiving be orgy like. I'm gonna fuck the hell out of some stuffing. What's everyone's faith food? I. Question fucked fucked to apple before. Yeah. Core. So. Yes. Yes. A few more of these before I hear this story. Was it like a mushy red delicious locate so there's there's a little bit of long road here. I I spent the summer after I graduated high school is trying to read all the top one hundred novels from the modern library. Oh my God. This has like a serial killer story. So I got to memorize all the butterflies. So I got the Henry Miller's tropic of cancer. A very ribald book for its time. And there's a passage in it when he talks about like like one of his friends tells him like have you ever? Oh shit. Taco Bell is arrived. The on official sponsor of my podcast. Oh my gosh. A minute in it. We did you fucking apple. So yes, it also at the same time guys, we've been begging Taco Bell, the sponsor this pug. And they still don't do it. But holy I've got cases of beef. And being if you're vegetarian pass being around out is being one passed eighty fucking taco. Get the beans your girl, you'll probably let you -tarian says, I'll being okay, these are all beings. I don't know if all beings is scripture once in this box here. Go up at the other end. Beef beef beef and being a lot of sauce here. I'm I'm happy to see them. I cast mates kid who full boxes on the states. Yes. These are be let me get. Awesome. The floor. It's been a minute who wants sauce off the floor sign. The. Sign Manos king contract. Diablo saw. So. I read they were in the book that I was like it was like do it for a week. You'll drive yourself. Wild says try this. So I got I got an app, I think it was a food G might have been a it was somewhere somewhere in the food G sort of varietal and. I corps cut the core out big enough day. That's a nice app, apple everyone. When anyone wanna details? They wanna know. What apple that's the main details. So I cut a hole in it to get and. I'm fucking this apple and it's like. Just like jerking off. But with an apple it's not better than jerking off. It's just like a different way to do it. But remember that thing that was very satisfying as they got close to climax. I like thrusted so hard that I split the apple into three pieces. And then I just finished with just my hand. That's fucking fled or clean up. I'll Betsy CC. High split. I'm old enough that I listen to love line. And that's where I heard a do jerk off with a microwave tomato. He called in about that. So I tried that. And it was microwave and was way too hot. No you purchase. This talion thing ever is that I burnt my dick on a scalding hot tomato. Oh zana. I wasn't Nick stories to keep like because they seem to be like cartoonish -ly escalating, and it sounds like your dick is just a third leg. Yeah. That's the superhero origin story. A quiet mild-mannered kid. It's really fucked in apple and lotion. Turns out train man has a heart. By the way, for people listening mono did some Mato went down the aisle with a bunch of sauce and distributed the audience like a little Johnny sauce seat. It was very nice, very cool. Very nice thing on saucy Johnny Appleseed after you literally seated into. You. Food. I am pretty positive fucked food. Yeah. One I one it's like, well, it's like part of my accident. It's like like one of my brain, Don pizza, this shit out of it. Did you get like a Shakespearean bed trick? I remember one time. I had a jar of marshmallow fluff. Great. It was a great fuck. I wanna say to charge a fluff Saturday at your house. And you get junior style pregnant. But yeah, I definitely fucked a jar of marshmallow flop eight-member. I hated it up. You gotta do you. Gotta. This great. It was great to a rolling boil. Making a room. Also at an age where like I was looking at gay porn. So like, I was dealing with the double threat of not only. Is it scary to like what if my parents? Find me looking at porn. It's double scary. They could find me looking at porn. And also, no, I'm gay. I felt the same way about big fat. But sitting on little boys faces like adult man who are young and small whoops. Well, I reached for joke, and I regret it. Yeah. That was the only one that didn't work though. Yeah. That's fair. We're. Speaking of do you guys wanna play would you rather shit? Yeah. Like, just like comedy, bang bang. The most popular comedy podcast. Let's play one of their game. Comedy. For the listeners at home mic. Just pull this cock out and has comedy bang bang ridden on fuck fuck creaming in my hand. Creamed in Manos at all. Manos here state perfectly currently. I surely thought you were pulling your dick out, and I was like what? It's fun to see it. I feel like you say that. But if I showed you mind, you'd be like, maybe just like one more. Do we show here? Yeah. Of course, where's Tiffany for you in the ground? Don't show me. I mean, you can guess based on how big my personality. You can guess based on how much I talk about my dick. What's how big it is Tiffany's hot? So I feel like you're bigger than your. I'm not certainly not rich. You and you're like won't take. I have a I have a complete. I as I always have an average sized dig at works wonderfully. But on my frame, it looks like totally Frodo and again. Yeah. That's so interesting for like a fat due to be like, oh, I guess you're dig look smokers your fat. But like if that woman, you're not going to be like your put us into. Your pussy is still much tighter than the rest of. Lose. I'm just doing shots of beer in the middle. I know let's to on this one before let's. Do we took my late? How many minutes are we how many other people's eyeballs you'll be so sad. When I tell you. I looked at me like we gotta be like fifty five. You know, what squeezing taco in the middle of it was a pet several. Bad choice. The taco shoulda came later. But when you do a two hundred and twenty dollar post mates joke. Time it. Well. Okay. I haven't asked you would you rather yet? Fucking can you? Okay. My now, would you ran? Now, you wrote this down earlier or did you get this from? I have a list of what you rathers 'cause I love what you rather so much. Okay. Cool then yes with the mono classic. I think this one. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, if you don't have one we don't have to give you the floor yet here. It is here it is. Would you rather become a puddle of goop with no notice once a day? 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But but like I'll go to bed knowing I did something. Here's what I think. Your problem is oh. The issue is that you're asking for it. Whereas I think that I think guys wanna be like I want to send it I want to send out to make you look at this. That's the problem. Guys. So imagine the cold doesn't wanna see. That should make about eight or nine if you neck beard. Nicole buyers the rape like pay the rape abate in NYPD's. None of these older men better show me there. Hey, nicole. We never asked you to link their fucking. I mean, we got the guys but shit. Oh, my God bet that we tell us about when you had a bunch of Dicks on your head had so many Dicks on my heading real Dick's. It was very rich. Herald additions. Said babies I can get you on that stage. But on the fucking throw your Dicks in my hair and make me grab your Dicks. Swayne Richards swinging Richards in Atlanta, I wish I knew less, but I know I told you mmediately, dude, I went to this book and all male shift club. And we thought were we gonna see Dicks in immediately. We sat decks, and I spent most of my team there. Because I was just like. There was one dick out just doing yoga on this on the stage. It was. I have to read you the text Betty sent me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. These are the techs. Hey, set me wins. She was there. I'm at singing Richards. You see a lot of dick. And a lot of the strippers have recognized me. We we know who it America watches disjointed, and they live in Atlanta and Vegas. He's also know Betsy that there is where they're like we got this joined it in the half. Did you make? Yeah. But. It was before it is joined. One more. There's actually two more. I have the eldest. It's insane. I want to be the mayor. Winging Richard I'm going to be the mayor of this glove. It's incredible. I've been hit by multiple Dicks in my head on my hand everywhere. I'm loving it so much. I I think I could be the mayor. My. So many friends. Everybo