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"deborah prophet" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

The Bible...but Funnier

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"deborah prophet" Discussed on The Bible...but Funnier

"Today's story comes from judges chapter four yet again. The people of israel did evil yet again. They were taken over by a foreign nation. This time the candidates in order to give them a wakeup call the commander of the invading army cicero commanded nine hundred chariots and. He oppressed the israelites for twenty years. In addition to the usual oppressive activities cicero would oppress them by doing practical jokes. To cause great inconveniences. He would do things like tipping over their cattle during their animal pins into ball pits and placing a bunch of cups of water on the floor in their kitchen and night so when they woke up the either spilled the water or had to pick up the cubs one by one. He thought he was hilarious. But few people shared that same sentiment. The people cried out to god to save them from this guy who thought he was. Oh funny at that time. Deborah prophet was judging israel. People would come to her for advice on any in all subjects and listen to what she had to say one day. Deborah called for a guy named jack when he didn't come. She tweeted at him. You know sent a burr to deliver a written message. Finally barack begrudgingly showed up at devas. Hang out spot under a palm tree. Deborah folded her arms and said to him. Hey barack has it going Just checking in didn't didn't tell you to gather ten thousand troops so you could defeat surra and how's that going again. Barack fumbled his reply. Yeah that's right. A some complications with the plane and the very he stopped for a moment. Gather self fine. I didn't really want to how about how about you go with me. I'll go if you go. does that. Sound like a fair trade. We can get this done together. Deborah side that's what it takes to do the task but because you are a big check you will not get the credit and the gory in this battle. The lord will give cicero into the hand of a woman a woman fokker gonna feel some major female empowerment today..

Deborah Barack twenty years Today today israel cicero ten thousand troops barack nine hundred chariots Deborah prophet bunch of cups of water israelites chapter four one one day