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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

01:50 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"No no. I didn't mean it like that. No if i was this is by the way is showbiz bullshit. Though because if i'm tom cruise i'm well smith and i'm not taking anything away from either of those people. I can be completely locked in and i've been on press tours where i'm like this. I'm the guy on the podcast. I wanna keep going. I want to keep going. That's what a publicist does day tap. someone else's publicist. They give you a signal. I get to walk. I never looked like. I wasn't one hundred percent there by the way. Also get to be a one hundred percent there. Because i know someone else's watching my time for some reason no thing of your body. Language is wonderful. There's nothing about katie. That says i want to get out of here for some reason. I'm like i feel like katie's got to get out of here. We're up there's you own the show we can only again. I just was aware ten minutes. In that i would talk to you forever and if tony or if it was aristotle would go till nine o'clock because fact guys i'm just kidding but there's something about katie tony but i love her style. I know so little katie. That i just wanna do her solid. Let's do it all right. Okay we got your laugh story We're outta here. You were great guest host and against no one's ever said that i liked it. Thanks buddy. I feel great this chap. Yeah we got weird. We did right. Say would you please keep a crispy on the third beep. You come in here and you want me to say keep crispy. He's still did it. Still nailed it on the third. I was scared so crispy wanted..

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

03:17 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"I finished is having your needs met by something that doesn't love you can be corrosive to your soul and inject just because he had a people are lonely and i was like shit. He caught me being a little bit holier than thou and me judging that guy yeah exactly what if i go up and i would if i ruin his world. Wait what that too right. That's horrible but it's also horrible to me. When they find out they were dating salaam. You know what i mean. And so i said not much of a strip club guy in this this this person in portland was like. Oh no you have to like some of the most fun restaurants are straight and you're like oh so as you were saying yes contextual. You've been around even montreal. You've been in before. Yeah never never once been even close to any movement in my groin region and even if there was that's the best case scenario you leave there and you're like well. What do you guys want to get wings. That's funny like the best case. Scenario is a let down the best case scenario as bluebells paying see. That's never been my thing. And then i can't tell him seuss to lighten up on the pressure. I'm not gonna go like what's the ray off menu handy also. I don't want one right. I really don't try to be a good guy. No it's not real now. She doesn't like. I turned down and she doesn't like him. She doesn't even like me. Yeah that's right and Sex trafficking israel fucking. Oh my god yes yeah. Yeah but really am. I solving the problem by declining the handy. I should indiana jones them out of there and we're back to liam neeson's i was getting a massage. I had a conflict of crisis of conflict. Where does it of conscience and freed everybody not just my daughter because really if you look at that movie i freed my daughter but there were like fifty other girls. They're not my problem. Left them my problem. I only care about my really my hero. Which is why i was right. There was a little happy in a jailbreak movie where they open all the cages. Open all the cages. of course yes. I think that could be a bit if i was. I don't care enough to write that. I feel like he left everybody. He got his daughter back but he left all the other girls by virtue of not getting them all right now. I do want to wrap up. I gotta help with putting leela down. Okay well i want to help is actually just the truth. I am a good guy. It was raised right. You know all you have to do in my opinion. Well how many not all you have to tell you but the first half of being a good guy or a good person get him and good good you give a fuck care caring. You gotta got you. Can't you're not getting in the house. Can't while through that door. You just with james corden told me on this podcast. He was like will smith. Tom cruise all those high functioning great people. He's like when you're with them. You think you're the only person in the world and they lock they care. And and i think they've figured something out those guys you don't think that's natural because if you figured it out to you because you've told you so you figured it out. I think they probably have to work at it. Because i can't do it every time i'm barely doing it now. I wonder wrap up. Okay no.

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

05:30 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"I i just and so when i've had times where i just couldn't contain it and it was non-stop i love it. I love it. Did the guy beat her up. No they like somebody was there like intervened but she just a guy that was djing. Tim beat out. It's looked at her and was hoping i'd see you today. And she knew in that it was him and i laughed. I laughed. Oh my god. Yeah who wants to beat up bugs bunny. I know that's the other part. What's the story elmer for. What's the story but see. They might happy. That's a comic civilian. Goes wild a comic goes. I need to know why how many times you've been driving and you go. I'm not the person in the left. Turn lane who decided they had to take a right. And when across three. And i don't even want other people wanna punch them. I want to get out with you. You tell me what happened like in your brain walked me through every says if it's just the fact you trust your fellow man that much. I'm an of you off. I'm in awe view. I just need to know how word in your head. That's right that's all i need and i'm not gonna y'all you want to bang on your window and i'm not even that i'm gonna die in an accident eventually anyway. I don't need. I don't need to enforce this. I just need to know that you thought this'll work. So but that's your thing right then all you wanted to know why why bugs yes is it because he dressed up like a girl and that confused you sexually and he kind of wanted me matt. You're mad you're mad at you. One of my he made me gay for bunnies. Don't do this to me. Gabonese do this go to six flags goodwill hunting. I'm the guy and you're confronting. Don't do this to me. is that why do reveal. Don't skirt don't do this. I can't get what's a little bit lower. don't think oh my god give me that carrot And then you fuck him. What donnelly with it. Whatever you whatever antics it is whatever you want. Someone beats me across the finish line. Is that what. You're gonna say this when i beat you bill murray. Doesn't it feel good. It makes you feel alive. Would you be bag. I think i said it just remembering it fondly four times this is it makes you feel alive. It makes me feel like look man. The bad feeling it sandra bullock floating through space we talked about it connected to nothing in the movie gravity. The good feeling is sandra bullock. Going through space connected to nothing. She looks to her left. There's another person going ever noticed these suits if you for no like you smell it but it smells more like the suit than the fort. But it's like the fort kind of project the smell of the suit and then you start laughing and next thing you know you forget that you're floating in infinity but you know you're she did that people hear this when they listen to pendatun shit or so. No they'll hear this. We talked about someone when i watched gravity and she took her suit off and i was like how she didn't shit her. Oh my god she pants too. He just works out even on. Terry you shit so hard. They went down right hundred naked now. Yeah reynolds and you have one ripped pair of shit filled panties on your foot and you who cares your life. Only one i would. She takes off and she looks great right at least be drenched in a hundred percent. Who took all the time to make sure. The satellites looked right but didn't drench that woman. S the only. It's can handle it. Oh that movie the walkout if she covered suit. That's all that was sagging with leg. Light brown hunch punch now. Have you punched know movies. It's like i've seen and i'm like that. They're that person's going to the hospital. There's no but we make people take a punch is fine. Who's we can't really show. You can't show the audience. She comes out of that. It's vomit every thought. Right outta my head is like in movies. People be punching. And i'm like right on the bone that's easy to break. That's what i'm saying. Yes any punch any. Kick your not your spitting. trust me. no. You're i have a bit about this in movies whenever you get stabbed or shot. They're always like they're shocked. What would you do not doing that. You're on the ground dying nine hundred seventeen great moving. But it's that you're just done you're done and we know what the fuck is your problem. Richard you've i'm dying man and screen imparted. Oh that her little angel but like lil angel but what we were saying we were saying but we were saying laughing as hard as you can fucking with carrot built. You beat me to it like it. When you europe floating and grabs there it is look at you fucking index. I'll i'll be nominated for. We were about this pen pals people listen to your episode airs. I don't know when this heritz don't you love that part of the want. There was this drop but Whatever it is still listen to yours if they haven't already and we talked about people losing their partner and you brought up gravity..

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

06:11 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Here's what i really related to what you just said is. I'll go to a party on a lighted up. Or i'll be zoom and i'll be the king of zoom and everyone's laughing and having a great time the second zoom and they go what the fuck is wrong with you. Yes you killed. I don't mean i was blowhard. I mean i'm listening. I'm giving. I'm taking in keeping the ball in the air closed the laptop. I go the fuck. Do you think you are shut. The fuck up and not every time. Sometimes i feel small just hanging up but it. Yeah tell me what you believe. Or what i remember. I got older and got perspective on my grandfather. Who was like he wa- he was my first father bags for a while and then strictly that i heard it. Ooh that ooh this is just for us. You dare tell them. Don't you dare tell them. Don't you dare tell them that is for us. I want you to understand that. That's what's happening is say you can say just doing very physical stuff. I just wanted to give the category k. limber he's olympic leg perfectly straight at a ninety degree angle with his arm attached to it and on he'll very abberley the cheer. Okay you can say whatever you want. I here's my first of a few great father figures. I was very lucky to have and he passed away. And i know that he liked to go bill. Graham a lot had it. But i don't know that he ever went through the like let me dunk in you know like oh yeah yeah and so i remember saying myself. I don't know this whole thing you got to be born again. You gotta whatever did you. It's okay. I feel like you didn't because you probably would've brought it up but did you get to the end of thanks diane. It's totally fine. I didn't get to the end of things so i do. Ulcer comedy record. I do an altar call and normally. I didn't do it in that show. What i would end up doing is dead. I would trick the audience into giving me a standing ovation. I would say someone needs to feel this. Like i do and i would bring someone up. And that's no other people need to feel and i would bring the whole audience onstage and then i would go sit in the audience and then i would give them a standing vision and i would leave but in the altar altar calls and that's great. It was and i would say you know you have to do this. You have to why. I did a thing called the rock weekend all through high school early college which was reaching out to christ kids iran that weekend and it was fear it was it was the story of pistol. Pete muravich when he died legend. has it. it's beautiful if this happened. I'm not taking away if it did. I don't know if it did. Legend has it that he said meet me at the top as he died on this basketball gym floor. Meet me at the top and bring as many people with you right. That's the recruiting thing. That's the caulton. And so that's the way that the pastor who was like. I knew i gotta put my bible on the tray table at the plan. And i say mimi at the top and bring as many people as meet me and having bring as many people as you can't okay and so the rock weekend was all reaching out to christ kids so that they can meet that the top and bring all their friends but they're already christ's kids when he got to reach out to them. You would round of you on the weekend so and it's a good week about teaching kids to be nice to each other or whatever but there's always that dovetail you wanna go to heaven because there's a girl who left her too early right before they did author call and she got in a car accident and she's not in heaven with the rest of her family. I mean you. There's stuff. And i just remember thinking like gustav the best guy ever knew and i don't know that he was born again or saved and if you told me that he he lived his life caring about people of all races carrying about his family. Being just a kind man. He didn't get into heaven. I don't know if i want to go. I'll do you one. I don't know fight one more. I don't think i would be not being me to do your thing to get into that heaven. I hear you. But also dan That's that's that's a good one. I'm saying this was a catalyst of oh buddy go. I'm not even case has nothing to do direct donahue you or anything. I'm just saying. I believe that god loves me. Shaima a horny yameen. I thought i have ugly thoughts. Meaning what good is grace if it only goes to your golden boy i i'm a gold moi's accomplish man i'm saying also you you sex positive peace process also you you angry right flight. Late didn't have breakfast yelling at somebody in an album pan. Also you because any addy mystic that meets god meets a lover. Not a not a tormentor. My aunt connie said this to me as we built up to the election last year. She's a very christian person and she goes all these christians. And i see it on my facebook right because you know that line always comes in and you and i just understand all the hate. What are they so mad. Because it's not about being christian. Connie it's that's that's that's what it says on the on the shirt but it's not wearing it right and also they were a lot of those christians were sold a very in out good bad and i think there's a lot of rage. They're doing their imitating their god. Yes they're god says i only love you and they're going around going. I only love these people. Have i think. I ended up in just a place of like what i really believe in is kind of like the campsite mentality. When you leave this you're not going to do it. Perfect you're not going to find every piece of every napkin. You're not you're gonna miss it all at signed the decree of your talent but when you get out there just better be a lot more people who were glad you were here than weren't and it should be pretty uneven. You know. I don't want to fifty one forty nine. Yeah so that's a good life philosophy. And also i really believe in energy i have a. I have a friend of Haven't seen in a while. But they were they attacks recently that they were dealing with loss. And.

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

07:59 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"You and bob almost one hundred and seventy point I think the images that are gonna flash before our brain before our eyes are things like pulling into the driveway. Are things like going. Up the sears. It's before it's when the heart was still steering infinite potential it's It's pulling up to the restaurant where you're going to meet the date. It's not the date as soon as you go into the date. Your liven sheets herpes one at a time. You know what. I mean or whatever it might be. That's from seinfeld. But you know. Hang when the heart gets. Here's my theory about film. In general by the way it lets everything in what we do with our our is is. We are prioritizing reality. So right now you might be looking at my face and you're kind of soft focus everything else. That's what we do but film flattens image out and everything is given equal equal weight. The most part sometimes they do deep focus and stuff but usually you can see everything really vividly. So it's a and what happens when you take drugs your your pupils dilate and you're letting in more so a lens of a camera is like a drugged i and when you're on drugs it's amazing because you're seeing how credible the world is so they're saying here. Let us flatten the majesty of reality and put it on a big screen and let you look at whatever you want to. But any part you choose will be imperfect focusing and available to you and that's the heart. It's wide open. Let's everything and the and the head. evaluates wasn't a good movie it wasn't a good day and those aren't the best memories moments but there is a point after a data started and i've told people this it dawned on me t- ten fifteen years ago the first time you make out with someone that's the most you'll ever kiss in one session because after that to the removing of the clothes and the having the sex or whatever but now. I'm sure i'm somebody's already typing up at. Dm to me. That says we practice. Make out sessions and we go for longer valid. And i would say kudos. But that let's make out traditionally that i understand you're right If old pd was steering the pirate ship would be going into jamaica. Right now to get there from. I'm just getting. I was sharing the pirate ship. We probably wouldn't make out ever again. And that's sort of sad and vow loves making out and there's a good relationship tip. She'll just be like let's just make out. Yeah because because of the heartbreaking thing you're saying right and i'm not even a huge future meaning it's not like do you remember light me on fire the first time the first foul probably intimately touched your leg or your answer. You probably had russia blood right not to the head either right the little the little head. Well my. why does our body in our hearts and our minds desensitize to this person cash. Yeah because the first time. You're like it invigorates you. Yeah and maybe that's acceptance and once you have that acceptance you're not in fear of not having it anymore right it is it is right. We're were shiny shiny creatures like you're doing the podcast great again. I just want to compliment because as soon as phoebe bridges plays one song. Dan the second song you're gonna compare we're chasing the dragon you chasing the. I says about vacations. Hit your best night's your first night because every day after valujet chasing the dragon getting worse and you also know. How many more days do we but that first night. Nobody's thinking about when you're leaving. That's get there as early as you can that first day. That's really true. 'cause nobody's thinking about when we're leaving. I don't mean to disagree. But i'm so old. How old are you probably names. You just turned forty one right. Forty two okay. I thought you were at thirty one. Thanks partner looking great. We'll take it feeling great That's a question don't you don't you. Also you came to this case. Probably come to it you thirty five. You decide how old you are wrong so funny my wrong. Think about it. Pediatric dude you decide how old you are and my cousin. Emt firemen and i said this to him and he goes. Oh yeah oh yeah we'll go. We'll go to somebody's house thirty nine year old male might as well we fifty. We'll go to somebody's house. Forty-seven year-old woman. thirty two. He goes he goes every dick off. They're just away so from thirty five to about fifty two. Yeah you're going to now as you get to fifty two people might guess forty two from thirty five to fifty two. You're going to decide your mental. Your physical your overall health. Now about fifty changed sort of europe fro. Yes fifty two to seventy two. That's your next window. You could be fifty to sixty four. Seventy two seventy. What do you like sixty sixty one. My my grandma. Ninety one years old. She could be ninety one in a home. She's a ninety one face times me. She might as well be seventy eight. Yeah so you get these winners thirty five. This is that what do you. what do you want to be. Because you're gonna pick that's really good. Don't you feel that guess now. Yes thirty four year old pitas. Not as smart as you. He's not as open minded as you. He's not as learn it as you. He's not as experienced as you like all of this but he you could be him right now. Right. that's right. He can't be me. But i can be. I think that's brilliant. I love that so like people who now people like to get ages because it's an index for a lot of people. It tells them a all. It doesn't it is not an indication of character. Right it is. It is an actuary actuarial science. It's like like a tree like. Are you gonna say that you can just tell sorry no mistake. Go to what you were going. It wasn't a mistake. I think there's a tree like component to this. Or you're gonna say actually if you are divorced and actuary will tell you like how likely it is. You'll remarry It's all statistics human citizen. I think that's part of what an and it's interesting that there's most people are falling into that but there's probably about two percent what you're saying. Is that two percents. That goes like. I know i'm sixty. I know i'm twice. I know i'm supposed to because. Why are you dying right. You're you're a widower and rosemary your seventy-five her grandkids. Nobody let her hold her sisters. All their families moved away. They sat in the house every day and just marched down and down and down. Rosemary was like grandma can you. I need you to give me a ride somewhere. We just. We just didn't let her get old now. She's also been lucky and blessed to have not fallen literally fallen or had any sort of stuff but she just stayed with it right choice there. I there is a choice. There's a choice all not with severe health issues obviously but like some people just kind of let it in my family. That couldn't wait to to really be fucking on not just old but wait to die. Hit it with a karate kick from reverse because yeah truth buddy. Ben franklin said two out of five or something are suicides. They're just living to die. They're just like rushing to die not necessarily because they're depressed. They're just sort of like not. I said to a family member. I believe you that you don't want to die. But i am nowhere near convinced that you wanna live. Wow did the violin swell because jing and academy award. I think it'll be good for the script. Do not wanting to die is off brand. Captain crunch and wanting to live is a fucking garden and then we'll grow the rest of your days. It's like amazing..

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

06:14 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"I feel like if john burns. Paul had gotten to the finish line. There's a little bit faster he'd be brad pitt. They're very similar dudes. There's a lot of lip clipping Licking there's a lot of interesting acting. There's a lot of like have seen the monarch where work the mother fucking accountant. I'm ashamed. I've seen it so many times. No it's good. I like it at the damon. It's been it's been it's been anyway. Oh yes it has the punisher in it. And he's doing no disrespect to the man. He's doing a brad pitt impression. Basically he's like come on simon. And you're gonna lemme hit you twice in the same spot. That's good like he should be eating an apple and saying apple mammals we go. There can only be one even if someone could do a perfect brad pitt in another movie the very rarely although i think there's a couple of fast benders going around but isn't isn't slater. Nicholson without without time. With armageddon deep impact. It would have a slater in a nicholson. He didn't have was the like you. Were pretty sure. Nicholson would stab you. And i don't think you ever felt like slater would stab you. Christian slater not ac. Yes maybe stemming anybody dips would love. I'm gonna say that i'm enjoying this. Podcast touted ten. Thanks buddy i wou i but we and it's not even but and we are talking about what we want to talk about and if anyone's enjoying it we did it but this is mixed. How do you mean. I mean it's not necessarily for everybody i'm not saying. Oh yes what i'm saying. Is whoever you out and still they got out when they're if they're gonna fucking tell what happened to bob. I'm not i can't well. They're not listening to this podcast. If they're like. I listened for clean tight linear stories where the host i love. I love a cruise ship. Right to bob story was the cruise and we would stop but we stopped at little islands along the way if you think. The point of a story is the end. You're you're misinterpreting so people are going to hate me for this but not you hit. It's what i love about. Stand up when you're telling a story and you're like oh i can go over here for a while. We call it for big laying. Yes for big liang in. does it also good. If when you're like. I can go here for a while. People they go to disneyworld and take out the map. Just keep it asunder outfielder. Yes just would feel the titillation in your heart when you go. Which is is that pirates. Right where do you think you are a bad neighborhood everywhere. You go with something fun in line. Yes and guess what. This is a seinfeld thing. It's sign language. I've never seen him. Do it live but he goes. It's not the movie driving to the movies. It's one of the keys of life when that line the drive to movie. Oh yeah and if you think the even this podcast the point is me saying so. What was it like being from rochelle. Get the fuck out of here. That's why you know it's not for everybody. But i like living. Like whatever's happening is what's happening. It's my good. My family has a little cottage. Little cabinet wisconsin You know to my best highlights every time. There's a little kid pulling into the driveway walking down to the beach. Yeah it's the it's on the way. Yes and i said this. So old fi bridge phoebe. Richardson my largo. But she was a surprise guest. Yeah i'm on stage. How much of a surprise to you. Well i know okay. You knew from the joe. I didn't know if the day before we look for fun. Fun your fun. And you're smart and you're valid and you're kind things about everything's fine. No ridicule there. She could have been booked by largo would have been surprised because planning will say. Do you like what do you think. That's right but in that case Fields planning impression. She had done in my pocket so i reached up to her. So that's what was happening. So i knew i was in the know and then I would've i. I'm i'm losing track. Oh right i said to the audience. Who only knew that. An amazing musical guest was there. I said look. I'm about to bring out the musical gaff but this moment Before you know who it is when the fuses. Now it's it's drive and it's not the cast and i said this to them. What did i say i said. As soon as i say their name so great and as soon as they come out no it's gonna be great but if you're immediately going to start evaluating it it's just what human beings do How is it going and oftentimes by the way in phoebe case. It's it's performing beyond expectation. She's opening with fucking motion sickness. She's going crazy strong but a lot of times. Let's take a movie. let's take bridge out. You go to a movie. Sorta opens its comedy. Wasn't that funny. And he started doing it. And you realize there's so many ways to be let down as soon as you invite you're evaluating brain into the experi arclight la. but what. i'll miss most about the arc. Light is walking up the steps. That's what i'm saying. Same man that was my first thing when they said it's not real purview. Doesn't know arc light but there's there's some talks. Yeah but i'm just saying we all thought we lost it for a while and we still think we might right. But they have a huge grand'place it feels like where you would see movies. It looks like the titanic. Yes blase about some things rose but not about the arc. Light rose always win jack. Ooh very good look. Like i'll take it. I'll go saying you'd zane me all day. Silent laughing that whole time not good not good silent but that walk. That's the first thing. I thought was having a dan. Let me tell you something when you're dying your one hundred fifteen. I can't believe made it. Thank you incredible. You and bob almost one hundred and seventy point I think the images that are gonna flash.

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

06:22 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Michael tell you what it was. But that's when. I first came out here toothpick because of my work second city i got to be an internet. Ucb tuesday nights clean toilets vaccinate floors tuesday night improviser. She was douglas movies comedy. Death-ray predominantly a musical improv. Group called diamond lion and they were paired with somebody else arguably in my opinion if you want to like get into comedy and that's a night. Yeah you could just sit there from six. Pm everything at night podcasting stand. Stand up some of the best standup i mean festival level standup lineups. Yeah and i watched you do you you. It was probably two thousand and eleven. Two thousand twelve nice. You had just moved there. And i was like man that it's fucking good standings man and i told you outside. I had no context for anything and then later on like i know you and stuff like that was like well. Yeah course chicago. Then i found out and the new york. And i was like of course he was fucking good but you would just walked into the door of my eyes. I and i was like wow. That's great standup. I love that. And i love the. You had the I i don't know if i'm gonna do this on stage but sometimes i'll be on line up. I was on a supernova show or something. they're just added pete holmes and someone who's like never heard of him and it was like this. Is you hearing about me. You seeing my name on the lineup you. I can't tell that. Now if i show you a picture down. Go never heard of him. That's true that's fine. But i just told you yes i bet you have. You've heard you can never know now long no longer. Can you say i haven't. I always loved that thing. He used to say where you were like no other job where people make you prove it where you're like. What do you do on the car. Ride at ruben. Nobody's going to plumbers being like take me to the houses you've worked on. Let me turn these faults at really funny. You said it. I know i'm appreciating. I think it's because they're a god. And i say this with love i really do and i still got my pinky up for the founder. Okay sorry no. It's not even that good. Just want to prove that. I'll remember the people that start standpoint. We were joking on your podcast pen. Pals roy scovill. I haven't. I've had this treadmill. I've been using it every day. For maybe two and a half. This is where it happens is. This is the hamilton the hamilton this the room and maybe good sweat and habe day sure maybe day three of using it. I already was going around being like i'm an exercise guy. Yeah and that's what people do is stand up. They do it three times over six years and they're like i'm a comedian. And that's where you get proven culture. 'cause everybody's got and you know what sometimes it's not even them like my parents were just in town. He likes and i went to their hotel. And there's always some older couple tying them in my parents ring the bell saying something. Nice about my folks. They love bragging about me. It's very sweet. Of course i come in. And they're bragging about me data now. We never seen crash town. That's and there's another older couple and they're going like we have a friend. Who's a comedian. Bobby linguini and then like poor. Bobby linguini right. Might not even identify as a comedian. Right he was in a movie. That was a comedy and they call him a comedian. Sure you get proven culture. Not just comedians false representing comedians but other people imposing other people with the label comedian when really comedian. Means you do stand up in nightclubs. Right right yeah. Unless you're putting a word like youtube in front of that we'd find comedian. It's fine different from a comedian. Who cares where we really in that territory. Podcast split we split it right split. What comic comedian. I don't like comic. I may comedy. Unless i'm with a bunch of comics. And i'm like yeah mccalla i find it too. 'cause you right you asked of course comedian. Three hundred it'd be a comedian but if you don't do any of those things are just a comic if you just do stand up comic okay right. Yes i'm telling you and it's not bad. No because comic is always said with pride. Hundred is a lot of people. Nobody says he's a comedian comedian. That's right dave. He's a comic comic. And david tells a comic and he'll acting things but you can feel the come on comic comic. Even though i think he's great he was great. Great great on crash down and really sweet. Yeah and he'd give him a tag and do it. Not just because it was your show because other people giving him tags i'd give him tax people get like work. Shopping rose johnson stuff. It was really fun. Now we're just talking are in the founder. He plays his little motivational record. At the beginning they go. There's no greater cliche than wasted talent or something like that. It just talking about like it's like It's overdone to death. The most talented guy you know. I don't even know i've always. I've said this a million times. I'm the third funniest person in my group of friends. Because they didn't have the wound right. You know what i mean. Yeah that's what's getting. They didn't have the delusion they didn't have the delusion because on some on some level and you'll see with people who are working out some angry things already in the captain america chamber and one of the vials sh and i started screaming. Has the word delusion on it and the other vile gosh. Send them screaming even louder and it goes wound. That's what you need to be There's something about that. I mean we're so naval right now but there's something about you air oranges. Maybe that is like no no no. I'm the one who gets to talk. Yeah that's right and that's just delusion my friend thomas who was healthy if you if it if it proves to be true but on some level like somebody looked at robert deniro was like you really going to move to new york and do it now. I know he's from new york. But i'm still saying like you. Bay really gonna manhattan. Do you really below fifteenth street. And who think they think they're going to respect you down there like he was delusional doubted deniro and by the way deniro was delusion. Of course he has kenny. What you think about this all the time. So there's that guy in the movie fury which you told me to watch the other guy in the movie that's like He plays the punisher baron. So i'm burnt though okay..

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

07:21 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"I'm michael in jayme. Goes james okay. At what point is this is respectful. I was just watching. Who who's at fucking rory on your podcast. Yes bells. yes fury. I told you to watch for skews me. No carry ideologue reason. I thought it was rory as brad pitt. And now he's like yeah. No we've been talking about it. Grew they're at is why plan. B crew films pit crew films. You son of a bitch bad for the b. and plan you're a bit of a bit for not calling it pit crew you said was released. Let's go to war. And i say hurry an only if they're going to war watching it and as i'm watching it i'm like i can't watch this at night. No within a month of taking psychedelics. Because there's so much gore in it. Yeah and yet. I'm really enjoying it. Because the booth is amazing penny as amazing really enjoying the is amazing and i like to pretend i'm not even through it that it's a prequel inglorious bastards. I could see that. It's very similar. Ceo elon on. Need you killing crowd. My favorite donnie. Yup yeah that's it yeah notting. Yep that's it. we got a nazi out here. Wants to die for his country. See if he'd be happy to a blodget oblige him didn't make enough. You could donnie. Yep that's directo. This man is dying so we go out out. Good does a certain. What if after all this. I'm like we lost him so I get out there. There's a story in this about early victories k. We start to get him in. And the other guy my compatriot in this yes says you don't know you can stand up man right. We get them in real reef sensitive. You know we're going to. We were beecher. We're here you can stand now. Stand now you can stay on man. Yeah yeah doesn't feel good. That is an uncle in. That's an uncle's yeah. Yeah yeah. of course wrinkle yeah. It's runkel rick. Going to lose my ex had an uncle rag. I did not care for us. Let's keep everyone when he goes. You could stand up now man. He stands yeah. he's up. i go. You did a good thing man to the guy who didn't get help really no. It's about to happen. No i did. Yeah i'm just saying he got. He got him turned around. Got him up. I he deserves the credit ago. You did a good thing. He goes man you youtube. I wouldn't and i go. I know. I know. I know you wouldn't have joking. I go. I go larry no it here it is. I'd go go go now. You did a good thing you know. And he goes off thanks expand you know he just heard i go to and i go. I'm daniel and he goes jeff and we hug we hug in in the wake and i look over guy boom back down in the water rush order. I get buddy okay. I can't stand. I have no energy. And i was like where we let him go to thought he was good now. He's back down but he backed down in water. You stand there. He's an apple. He's bob and yes. He's bobby no. And i get them up then i platoon in forrest. Gump did not go over. The th you know like i don't know no no no no no no not or would it be is so emasculating. And not like a baby still. Yeah and i go. I got i got you. I walk them. And there's a big huge tree. And i just so you sit here okay. I need to sit here for a minute. Sketches you go back to. What's the guy's name. Jeff jeff you over to jeff and you do like a soul shake like like man pablo pat and you're talking to you like that was. That was real stuff in the background. That's all the guy like fucking eagles start packing. He's like he's on fire. Get keeps dying whenever you guys are walking back towards my watch. No no no bob bob. Don't by way that's thanks. Lose shuffled back to the. I want my wife got me the fall. That's stories about you. I sold her hair. No she's older here he doesn't remember the store. What's your name bob. I said br excuse me. What's his fucking name bob. Because i said he was bobbing. Yes i know tuned in. I'd like to think i was but it's like this jokes. What he calls somebody who had no. They're not exactly what you said. He's an apple. i thought. Oh my favorite one of those jokes. I know they're not great jokes. Stu stews good. Art is good. Yes my favorite in a pile of leaves russell. Yeah that's one but it's not bad. There's some bad joe. Greg abbott turn right that i'm just Saying that Surprised go go notions. Neil so what do you call alone with. One leg shorter than the other. Eileen and then there was the other version yes so we can so he goes. I just can't. I'm so tired and i go bob. You spent man. I'm so tired. You're you're spent buddy you gave it all you got. I know i said okay. Just sit here and his daughter assumed daughter. She's probably in her fifties. He's probably an early seventies. He's got after daughter. She's she's like so. Thank you know profuse profuse. And i'm like bob. You just need to you. Don't sit sit here until you line. Mob yeah bob bob bob. You know who's in that movie. Keep going he goes. I'm we made it. I swear to god. I wanted to go you. You didn't make it. We made it jeff. I made her married it right. I mean i almost like the kid who struck out every game. You get buddy. You did everyone. David live in a foul ball and everyone cheered sweetest moments of my the opposite. They would meet there. Were mean to me well. Of course he's gonna hit it so far. Look how big. I hear the mom saying up to the plate. I know where you're going on. So then i live at a fine jeff. Walkaway find her and be kind. Wha- would just be like from the so good to see the big boy and the pawtucket red socks of course field. I'm right handed. You know how hard that left but bat right handed to you are and i throw right. Oh i throw left. But i bet right. I bet left throwing well. We i think we can continue So so i leave him now. Here's steel pete. I was mad at people who.

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:12 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Trick cones patriot homes. You can keep immune appreciator. I could play that on the job. I just basically. I'm for real. You did it. That's so fun modest yahoo. He did this and he asked me to be. I got really nervous there. At that thing. I would have rather recited the torah. Can you a little bit. No no no. I get confused. What's the talent and was the torah because is one of the first four books of the bible. That's probably i think that's talmud torah is something that's like old times. Are you chosen this. I did and i said chosen again. By jesus christ. I knew you were going to. Jesus christ on the jew for jesus and he's just sounds like a real giuffra earned those pamphlets burn. Yes i was the first place i love. We can talk about. We'll get into all of it. Where are you from rich. Rat rochelle rochelle but we were in chicago at the same time on the you were. You had figured it out. And i hadn't. I can't wait. Let's put a pin in okay. That's like you know how. Netflix action movies starring with a car. Chase don't know what's happening. Yes i'm the movies. Yes that's our little like that. That's a that's a. that's a scripture. Yes wheels screech. Yeah yup. Smoking mentioned kumail and john. Roy and all yeah no. That's good that's right. Well yeah there's little when you get him in and everybody knows there's no such thing as an inch evita and tarita. This was a mute. Music people liked that sound. Good my friend. My friend dwayne. I always love. He has a bit where he references. Dwayne kennedy oh yeah were a great bit and i always liked that. I knew he was referencing. I feel John and i hope you. Here's this is our scholar like he's our comedy like yeah like he's like this is what it all. This is everything that's happening here. Here's perspective ladder. Here's a first of all he's hilarious. Oh my god we did. We toured together if he. Yeah wow. that's a little confusing. They never they.

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

02:10 min | 2 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

Never Seen It

02:45 min | 3 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

"To this check out gore in life. Gosh we're here to play if you haven't seen any movies and you're on sixty this podcast. You are being held prisoner that angle checkout prisoners. It's a good may as well. I'm always it's crazy. That is someone once asked me. No i don't remember but they were just like is is all good acting yelling and then i started thinking about it and i'm like i don't think it is but i think all great performances have some yelling like i'm like listing like movies and that's one of hugh jackman in this movie. He doesn't yell like he's in the car screaming. I'm like he is in the car. Scream and look. I can't where's it. Good they don't yell comedy or they're yelling even doubt every more yelling at somebody and he's crushing it. He's the best yellow of all time. Yeah even like punchdrunk. Love is in like so little of it but when screaming at him to get out of the when he finally sampson and finally tracks down and start screaming. I'm like house. he's so much better. Yell along came polly. He yells and he's five. This is the part in the movie where you do the thing master. Yes i had to okay. We will invite it shows. The las culture recess do show called. I don't think so honey. And it's basically live Sort of ranting and doing what they do in their podcasts. I drew amy adams to like rant. About and my. She's my favorite actress and my whole rant was that she needs to demand she has she to retroactively. Get an oscar. Because anyone who gives a hand job to philip seymour. Hoffman should get an award for especially then now. It'd be weird but especially then domain. She doggy style. Sex to the opening of before the devil knows your with your parents because you go down. You like philip seymour hoffman. Turn it on on on demand on comcast and that is happening. I watched that movie like days after he died and it was not the vibe. I was like this is really good. But i'm not in the right head space to watch title with that title. Who would have thought it was like easy watch. I think this is a. He's like doing hereon he. It's like it was too close to home love. He was in so many movies. And i wish she was in so many more movies agreed degree. All right well. We had to take their a few minutes ago Thank you guys for listening. Dana vankirk dot com and check out everything Thank you for listening to podcasts. Everybody good sterling's podcast network..

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

Never Seen It

06:59 min | 3 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

"My cousin vinny as written without having seen by me. Daniel van kirk exterior dirt road night alone. Car drives off in the distance. Nothing but farmland and barnes around the road interior car continuous. Johnny nineteen drives the car scanning the landscape for some sign of where to go. Paulie also nineteen sits in the passenger seat looking at a map. This is what i get for trying to be a good friend middle of the night middle of nowhere trying to find some all girls school. I should never let you talk me to leave a new jersey offer some broad. It's not some broad. It's vicky don mucci and she's a love of my life and if i hadn't gone my license suspended for driving while making a pizza i wouldn't have begged you to drive me. I told you not to take that. Dare from tommy kuna hani. That's so fun to say but you had to be the speed and pizza man. And now i'm looking for some town called naptime nebraska so that you can propose to a chick that thinks she's too good for rutgers and i haven't seen some pavement in three hours. Oh boo hoo. So what you're on a new jersey for twelve hours. You'll be back in time for church on sunday. Sorry that you might have to see the inside of a bomb before we go back before you go back to stoop arguments and eating cannoli marty while arguing. The guys haven't noticed that a cow has wandered into the onto the gravel road. At the last moment. Johnny sees the animal and swerves. He misses the cow but drives into a field and crashes into a barn the barn collapses onto the car angle on the car with the fallen bar on top of it. Does this count as ce a barn johnny says from offscreen interior police station nine thirty pm. Johnny and paulie sit handcuffed to a bench sergeant bottoms a middle aged man with salt and pepper hair and a beer belly approaches. The young men take a seat on the bench. Boys polenzani exchange confused. Look now i know you city boys thinking come out here to the land handmade by jesus christ himself and do all the joy reid and galvin. You damn well please. I'm here to inform you that you cannot sir all due respect. But you've got no damn idea what you're talking about. Well i know. I'm talking to accuster. Answer is that we enjoy roydon or galvanized. And we swerved off the road to avoid account accidentally ran into that bonn. Well you should have hit the cow. Hit the cow acta. God drive into a barn. Because you think it's funny of a criminal. Jesus christ you say that name out loud you better be starting prayer prayer right here. You keep the lord. Wherever you want son. You'll be in front of the judge in the morning. Get to make a phone call to a family member on my lawyer. You can pick one. I don't wanna have to cut through very small but very opulent new jersey apartment. Continuous a hand presses. Play on stereo. Cd player and the sound of paul. Anka seeing tonight my love tonight fills the room. Do we have that. no okay. Closer close up of a smile. Two plates of spaghetti garlic bread are placed on floral dinner. Oh that close up of a pinky ring. Being slid on a candle is lit at the center of the table. Close up on a brace being put a bracelet being put on a doorbell rings. Close up of hair being back. Doorbell rings again. Exterior apartment door. Continuous the doors open and vinnie stands with his arm open. Vinnie forty three and his never met the word subtle. Baby the only thing more perfect than tonight is the way you look standing opposite. Vinnie is extremely longtime fiancee. Angela her dresses to small on her. Makeup is too much and she's gorgeous. That's a good start. Let's see if you can keep it up. Baby you know. I always keep it up with you and tonight. It's just us no work. No court cases nowhere to go nothing. But you and me promise. The phone rings sweetheart. I opened this bottle of wine. Not even saint michel could get to take his case. The phone rings again. I'm not gonna answer it. But you wanna but i'm not that's what the machine is for but you wanna answer machine kicks in. I'm opening. the wine vinnie offscreen. We hear paulie vinnie. It's your kid. Cousin paulie no. I'm not the cork is almost out. I'm in iowa rested. But it didn't do nothin' please help me for graham. I'm sorry baby. He says to angela. I'm on my way as he picks up the phone. Interior naptime municipal courtroom morning the long drawl an honorable judge clyde po. Po is is addressing. Paulie and johnny reading off their list of charges that me right. How do you plead to the charges. I've just read against you still waiting for our lawyer you on well. I'm not he's going to be very soon serse son. I don't have all day. So let's just move this along and when your lawyer gets here you can point him out to me yeah. I don't think i'll need to and why's that because Because he's noticeable. Nodia is so bull. At that moment the doors to the courtroom burst open and vinnie bursts into the room. Angela follows him point of order. Your honor point of order request a recess so that i may convene with my clients noticeable like that sir you are the defense for these two accused men. I am the representative representative of innocence for these to use. You shoots youths. Yeah utes what are you speaking. Say you these two young men a you City recess granted cut to a montage. Then he makes the jury laugh but stoic nother seem vinnie interviews. The farmer and the farmer admits that he left his gate open. And that's how the cow got out. The judges impressed vinnie. Shows up to court out of his hand flamboyant colorful italian suits and instead wears country and western garb head to toe. The judge cracks. A smile vinnie questions. Paulie about helping his friend by driving him across the country. Even sergeant bottoms is impressed. Vinnie questions johnny. About his trip to see the love of his life. Vinnie uses this opportunity to draw parallels with the love of his life. angela. The jury is touched. The court reporter cries the judge wipes a tear angelo.

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

Never Seen It

02:05 min | 3 months ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

"And you know what. I miss it. Sometimes i really do. Meanwhile the biggest driving of all like internet commerce was the porn industry like they have moved the needle farther than any other industry in terms of like video buffering like streaming transaction processing. Like every. it's all been every church. Who's like well. We did a fundraiser. Like and we made money like yeah you know why because porn every logical seems to be a porn related thing cameras like the the the the you see like old tins remember like ten imprinting like you have a picture like billy the kid or something. Well the most of the tune in prints that have persevered are porn like everything everything erin ever was. Yeah for sure. And it keeps progressing at pushing technology forward because people get so desensitized that they like well. What's next and that's the way. And then that trickles down to everything else. Like i know we talk about movies and everything but like that's i think people don't remember too like pre nineteen ninety-five pornography was almost mythical like it had a very like. Where did you find this. How did you see it. We found like it was like finding the fuck and nine and three quarters fucking platform her. Like you knew where a place was where you could enter into this world and like for a long time. That was highly publicized in new york but then they had a run like giuliani. Clean it up. Pre internet where it was like. It was hard to find porn theaters in new york. Like i remember finding it like in an alley like we found a stack of magazines. What what is this yeah. It's so funny. Imagine you're rudy giuliani and you spend all of this time getting rid of porn and then you're like okay you go you go back to your office. All the porn stars are closed in. Someone's like we got the internet and he's like what's that like. I'm just going to fucking ruin your.

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

Never Seen It

04:10 min | 3 years ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

"Tokyo drift Schorr. I all the rest of the fierce together. Yeah. Is this the dumbness versus legitimacy of the movie? Very, it's close together, right? It's as dumb as the movie is yet, but then like you. I don't think you're giving enough weight to what is a major studio release trying to make money versus what is a can't be Sifi made for television movie. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like a legitimate in terms of it being a real film? Yeah. Well, that's, and then what's are, and then think about your possess for too fast. Plenty possess. Probably give it like a thirty six thirty six. I'll say thirty nine because the the first thing is working pretty well for it to t o. I like it for different reasons, but it's very dumb right Elvin chipmunks to the squall horrible movie, but that's a good title to good title to really good title. Yeah, it's a good title, but it fits me, I think just because alva- the chipmunk tag. Yeah, you can't. You got to separate the title from the art. People. So think about this squeak was pretty clever. Yes, it's a good that like eight or nine if Alvin and the chipmunks to the squeak wool, the flows not priority. It's not too fast. I feel full title. They squeak horrible flow, but you do remember it yet, but do you really or are you just remember the ski squeak while you're not remember? I did only just right this week, movies. He's like full title. True dumbness the title legitimacy of the movie. This might be you're right in the middle one. This is a major studio release for kids, but it is also as dumb as that gets. Yeah. And it put a lot of work in animate in that too. Right? The town of movie. That's a push people who wanted to work for Pixar, but it. But it's a great title to great title so think about. And that's where general. Shoe in one direction because as is not strong possess to Mike computer actually type pizza. Just, you know. All right. So what are we gonna fit the year for the squeak will. I mean it's really only losing in one area for me. Yeah, and that's possess. Okay. So I think I, I've gotta go. And it doesn't flow. That's a knock to. Yes. So I gotta go I gotta go thirty six. All right. I'm saying thirty. I can't have you. Hey, do it. That is the squeak wall was probably are doing it when you write it. Yeah. Dry race board us. We go thirty three average for the squall. Okay. All right. It's movie. Next movie I'd never heard of, but was the most sent to me when I. Oh, yeah. Yeah, to electric. Boo. Boo. It's a mean at this point. The electric boo goo part. Yeah, that has is this thing that invented that electric boo? Boo. Because I always see that when people say it'll be like, this is whatever to electric Google, and this is breaking bad season to. Yeah. It's actually electric Heisenberg Olu. And so just kind of take everything into account cleverness. Is it not really upon it? Did invent this, what the possess might be off the charts because it invented what is a mean now. But I don't know anything about this movie. It's interesting. I know we're not doing this on purpose, but I'm it's so far. It's like it is going down with every number for me. It'll pie comeback up at one of these. But for me, if I add all of it up together, I do not like the way it flows. I don't know anything about the movie based on which I know is not when you're categories. I would probably I. I'd put that like a thirty thirty. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like the cultural resonance. It has either. It's affected too much dialogue in my life. Okay. You don't like it success? Yes. You own success against it? Yes. Okay, definitely says more about the title than you for sure. Oh yes. I'm not. I'm not projecting anything on the Sony moves. You don't even have on here. Well, that's all right..

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

Never Seen It

02:13 min | 3 years ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on Never Seen It

"You know member, he goes into the, he goes into the arena and his shorts so wrong, the wrong color. And he says to the guy, mop the floor, whatever. He's like shoot room. Really good. The guy goes doesn't really matter though, does it because it doesn't fucking here. Nobody cares about you and then he goes home and he's standing there. This is my favorite line in the history of film. He standing there Adrian wakes up, and she goes, what is? And he goes, can't beautiful. And she goes Apollo and he was year, and then she says to him, this is the greatest line in my personal life in a history of film. What are we going to do? Not what are you? Gonna do not all that sucks. Not phone it in not some phony support thorughout such a team, even though he's the one in the ring. She says, water, we gonna do it. That's fucking life. Man is great and you. Everybody's deserves to have someone in their life. Who when you say you're down, they say, what are we going to do? Yeah, and that's. And then you wrap that in sports. That's the puck and it's good man is great. That's good movies. I mean, I think I think rocky might be the best sports movie could be, and it's also, I mean, that's it's wrapped up in sloan's nursing cash. Jack, it's wrapped up in overrated semester Salone whole life of he was failing. He sold his dog and you pay. Back, no ten thousand dollars, three hundred dollars to pay rent. A guy wouldn't sell it back to them. And the thing was all of your. He refused also sell the screenplay without him starring and people wanted to buy, which is every one of us who are listening to this or in this room, who is a creator should live by. It's yours and if they don't want if they want it without you, fuck them. Gobi poor. I'll be in the process of that at this exact moment. Yeah, I'll be poor again. Yeah, motherfuckers I spent my whole life point. You think I care about going back to be in poor, go back to the norm. You think I give a shit about this right now. I mean, this is you know, untold unrelated. I mentioned up top patriot page for the show. If you guys. Trying to not be poor? No, no, I understand that it's your fucking you made and that was there's, there's a whole his what we don't know if you're right for you..

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

01:43 min | 4 years ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"Here like you on you can't hope somebody some they need they wanna have to want to help himself derided or 'having is not cape that's what i'm saying but he knows you like actually now finally i know it's hesitate hit people don't hit people in whatnot but here's the thing fight tinder if you fight to get that guys grew out the door in a jerry bailey gortat adrienne brown or get them together fight tinder leaders say weight class but if you're on a basketball team in a move the ball around can't all the can't do it on your own lead other people in your work as a point guard and as someone and as the sixth he should understand more than anybody i got to come off the bench they help everybody out so i can't be selfish and what he is being in the situation selfish unless he was odd in less is landlord was my landlord which case in which case slows is mcgann don saab i find good i'm glad you had a knife pulled on the sabbath day as long as there was not zaba zaza there you go that's quick hits dan ban kirk about that limp leg asshole all right got ta make her at daniel van kirk follow him on twitter follow him on instagram has got a great podcast called hindsight do you has bullpen on it lead has really great photos from each other life we talk about the contents of their life without furloughs i love it and then listen to dump cuba town and all our job people town fans were coming over this check this podcast out lungs yawning lunch head bill boro we've had blake griffin reid had uh next words ward sin worry scoble amazing people on this podcast talk and sports and having fun to check that out i will be back all right after this was a very special.

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"daniel van kirk" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

View from the Cheap Seats

01:51 min | 4 years ago

"daniel van kirk" Discussed on View from the Cheap Seats

"Get your failures that right in front of the chevy if you're at a sports bar you're going to get down next to the field yes plan point is when the bears are glick 2006 super bowl it takes over they take over these rent higher at the cinema the ball same or no like when jordan was not as much because it's been so long and they just i think it's but when the bears are all in chicago yeah it's i was lauded way that happen again in the middle break we'll take a break i love hearing about your phantom it reminds me of where we feel very even killed that's why i love you guys it's because it's so you're out of control needs to be style i like these guys guys yeah i heard him when i was down in argentina malaysia snazzy uri chace i played this with georgia she dug it she liked it this because she's super into that had tank the outplayed that on the come out the next break uh the pickets after this quake will do quick will foot the script on dan is dump people but were of it worked out there will be a dad does it this is using the chiefs he's he's the obey kurt stay with us the and the bill is an old hey guys welcome back to the show followed daniel vankirk he's a great foul on twitter daniel vankirk uh follow us and come see us live uh exceeds in st louis somalis will be there yeah so here's what's coming up while rates loading up the quick hits loading it out uh we got we're gonna be in st louis from a 13th through the 16th in at helium common club one of the best clubs in the country let's fill that with uh fans damn will be there scott regards he will.

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