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"dana carvey" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

02:33 min | 9 months ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"I think everyone else here. I feel like I'm dominating Ryan sure Brian good genius Pretty good relationship nations with my parents. Yeah I was just free range. Mining data carvey. Jeez I I think my dad would have beat me. You know in all fairness you look back on it. My Dad did get me a drum set when I was fourteen years. Oh my God no no one I know he got it half off Bruce Stewards music. SOM- still doesn't help. I was talking to Maria. Menounos An in our half ago I know her and she's love later show on and I was saying you know a sense of humor people. Oh No you know what I was talking about. I was talking about being I like mechanical stuff. I like doing suffering goes on. That's nice where'd you learn that and it's like it's just in me send me. Your Dad was a mechanic. No it's in me and I said no no one asks you know when you talk to Tommy Lee you go. You got started drumming. How they're going to go? I was sick so I was banging on pots and pans. And that's what happened like I ten the next year got a drum. I'm kidding I never I never got off it and I said I was that kid but with mechanics and I never got the drum kit. That's but now Dana carvey worse childhood. The world got the drum kit. I had a hardy. Boys Book was my snare drum. H You want to hear a quick story so I was a big shoplifter because we were really poor. So we'd go down a Laurel Avenue and I would steal stuff from the music store there. I sold these drumsticks on a regular basis. Roth records Well this is so Hollywood but I was at the four seasons in the Baugh on the grateful dead. Were there and Mickey Hart Drummer. We were talking and he said that he had owned a music store and San Carlos on Laurel Avenue and he goes yeah gave ten bucks jeep back. Then yeah the special straight white male sixty absolutely fabulous superfund available now on net flex manscaping support for the show comes for manscaping. The best man's below the belt grooming precision engineer tools for the family jewels. You hit it als- spoke it's.

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"dana carvey" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

04:37 min | 9 months ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"I don't have that I I never got love for Mom and Dad and we're GonNa go find it somewhere else right. I don't think I would I did get is is I think I was so marginalized for such a long period of time that I didn't realize I could make a penny in this business or even doing anything until I was thirty right. I was literally picking up garbage on a construction site at twenty six and I went all. Oh my God I can make movies and I can do documentaries and I could write books. It was unheard of that anybody from where I grew up. You can't write a book. You can't spell. How are you going to get on the New York Times president? We think you're making a documentary or not an artist. You didn't go to. NYU How are you going to do any so now. It's like oh I gotta do it all this year you you were an athlete right and some yes. 'cause I was a runner and I I was pretty good. I ran in four twenty seven mile. We add other guys in the team of four seventeen manafort ten and two. When I was running you know at the Air I want to be Steve Prefontaine which was a great American? And then there's a given point were that fantasy that you're gonNA play pro baseball. Whatever it is isn't going to happen? But I still out all this competitiveness so when I did stand up for the first time and I started start to happen for me I thought wow now. I'm Steve Miller because Steve Miller was the four ten miler. I don't know if it's to get love rather than okay. I I can do this. I can't dunk a basketball but now I can be competitive and win. So what is your parents do. Dad was a high school teacher for fifty years. Semetel high school. My mom was a preschool teacher and five kids the Wellington drive is Many times it was weird about it. I Dana One of the one of the good guys. I don't know why but there's something about your reputation. That's not even your reputation mutation to something that's out ahead of you and every time Dana Carvey name comes up because all Nice Guy Super Super Nice Guy. You don't get any well. He's a little but he you know ghetto catch him on a good day Dana. Yeah in slightly dysfunctional normal real normal for comedy to all my madness. This is just right in here. You know I have a lot of neuroses My Kids my two sons that are in their early twenties now but when they were like fourteen or fifteen they They got me a little book for my birthday. It said worst case scenario like how to survive bumblebee attack. I mean I realized I have terrible. No fear of flying. I maybe overly empathetic like right now. Part of me is thinking. I hope this is going well for you guys and I mean I. I don't know whether that's like an Arrose or whether I'm nice. Well there's an ice got connotation doesn't it well neurosis is like Paprika like a dusting of it is good pleaser being please. Her to a certain extent is no good. Because you don't WanNa to see this movie but you agree to go or agree to go. Eat Thai food. But you're allergic to Thai food. But you're a pleaser and then the person you have or whatever I've done that in my life life you have it. I was aware at some point that I had a lot of anger. And I was passive aggressive and you know I in therapy now association. Being being the pleaser it comes back to haunt whoever your pleasing because you end up paying with a little interest and penalties on functional functional way to be away. which is I want Thai food? You're in the mood for private. Okay you want to go and then you saw later on you'll be punished through whatever alamein in my professional life so to speak. I was able to stand up for myself when I needed to. I wasn't so pleasing like Oh you do the sketch but in my personal life and what happened to me and others is just being very tight with my brothers and sisters and then all the sudden I was famous and getting very wealthy where I could make in one night where my brother who shared the bunk bed like one of my very best friends to this day it would take him for years to earn that. So that's just been a very. We're a processor doesn't pay what it used to. That's for damn sure gay process by judging comment right here regular money regular money I think during the day and the streetlights were come on and you do what you gotta.

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"dana carvey" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

10:32 min | 9 months ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

"Launch. It's fun I don't know it's available now by the way straight white male six. He very very very weird shooting. Those things if you shot an hour one yet uh-huh well I was going to And then Baby Doll Dixon. My agent Caught wind of it and it was as we ever. I love that movie. It hit by the way I've little. Add about to stand up on the road. Oh rode hard. Capture these for me. That was like yes people go must be so clamorous no thanks. I got a couple other movies. All I'll give you before you tell me where they're streaming. You've do you ever have this situation whether it's in any kind of relationship where you're telling somebody the truth or what's happening or something and the person's getting mad at did you like you've got caught cheating like like it's like your phone rings and you go out. Smiled girlfriends sherline sending me a text and your wife's going what's she what's what's this on your phone. I'm telling you what's happening right now. It's real time Wiedeman. Dentist stand up special guy named Berry cats. Yes ece course. Jay Moore does a very funny berry cats. Yeah he's A. He's a as a management guy manager funny guy and you just came up to me at some charity event and he was like Doc. Why haven't you done a standup special? And I said I don't know just do everything else. And he's been to China say more and I said Yeah I wouldn't yeah I wouldn't mind doing stand up special that'd be that's something you do. I know people I said. Okay well I think I could do. Hey I'm doing a lot of stand up right now and I said all right and then I called my agent James. Maybe they'll Dixon said hey barry cats he wants to. What's that guy talking to you about specials for competitive well I thank you and then I was like I was like well? I don't know I think he wants to do especially what's he talking to you about. There was a message about tell that son of a bit. Maybe they'll call me like Like three days later and he said don't worry I got that whole thing. I the pay I want representation. It's a straight white male named baby doll baby. Doll Dixon I don't know about about specials. Anyway I mean really. Ten minutes is stand up when we were kids. We'd see Richard Pryor and had Sullivan or I don't know about the whole hour thing. Anyway I watch them in piecemeal for friends. I'll watch fifteen come back later months later. It's just hard to sit and watch anybody for an hour with Mike except for my special but you know well so for you. It's like a speaking of Bob. Hope's like a cavalcade of stars Horiuchi. Show I'm not a traditional standup coming from one point of view which in and it's like a variety show. There's little sketches. Yeah yeah he at some point. We have Paul talking to John Lennon in heaven about Michael Jackson other things. It's doing all the parts and it's kind of a You know what is what's like it's about Kanye West. Making an album with with McCartney and Lennon has a conversation. Well what does he have a woman that inspires lovely gone. They became called. What does she do? That's the one she takes pictures of a bottom. That's who job the features of a Baltim- them with a polaroid camera. No the baby television future. That he's a baby. Television takes pitches of ABOLGHSEM. You know and you know they all all do. The whole family's taken pitcher one gentleman got so frustrated. He became a woman. So that's part of the special but yeah. I could do that all day because I I want to have John Lennon. Paul McCartney be friends now the I want them times past. You listen to revolver and you see where were they were harmonizing and writing together and you go. We'll they loved each other and so when I do the conversation. It's Cathartic for me personally who you know. I'm just trying to. I'm trying to think if there's something about that level of talent and the way they both Yin and Yang Kinda completed each other other sonically that you could never get along with that person that was oh what so close to you or fit or completed you or or something like I. Don't well write a song like if I fell. And then you've got your bandmate. Come in you put these headphones on and you're going to sing to barred harmony any and so it's Paul McCartney's going to sing it with you and it's like doing both at the same hearing it and going holy so right. I think that that happens if John had lived. They would have figured that out later. Oh they're definitely it's still too young. It was too soon that great moment in history there was almost a great moment were they almost wondering. SNL They were in New York together watching the show and didn't warn Michael's offer them a check down here. We do law thirty rock give you forty five dollars. Don't think Lorne we'd like another incredible real life character speaking of credible characters. So if you're in the freshman class with Neilan who I love and Phil Hartmann Yeah and Hartman I that's a guy. Miss Funny Somebody. Somebody brought up Sam Kennison earlier in the show. And I've never big Sam Kennison fan and I figured he would odid at some point or something but the American rock and roll and hating you. Paulie shore super funny. I've never really got got on board with that. I don't really feel like if you were here now. He'd be debt so well what happened is Hartman and I miss. I will see indie films and see a character and go. Wow Phil would've played that great. Right Phil was effortless. What it was so freaky about? Phil's he cared about his guitar his his boat his airplane and then he would. I'll go do that. I mean you beyond the eight Saturday night live. Even you know you'd have your binder. He'd have his binder meticulous but I mine was crumpled up. He'd be reading about motors of horsepower. Purchase and then. Oh yeah then go do this Arab prince and some Scott so yeah he was a freak that way well and designing album covers right. He was a complete artist. Yeah complete renaissance personality. And that's I agree where Let's see I wanNA talk some Dana Carvey I wanNA know where you came up What your influences were? I was Yelling at somebody the other day when there were talking I explained that there's nobody less funny on the planet than my mom. I don't think it. Would you agree with that Brian that I've met for sure. Have you met anyone less money than my mom. I WanNa meet your. That's funny well. I'm sure she's a big fan until she finds out. I'm a big Fan of yours and we know each other in which case you won't be a big Fan. John God I love that Jon Stewart Story Story. I love when I love and we're talking about on Brian. We're talking about on the road on Brian. The one that just encapsulates my entire family. uh-huh yes my mom. Sorry listeners. But I'll tell kids how many kids sister. She's a year older cash doing well. My mom is just one of these. The people that has no sense is just. He's not funny and and it's sort of but not mean or even angering right just sort of not funny just from a from a fiber or soul but also With a nice dusting of crush child inside ride mixed with Lashing out at the world and just low self esteem. Like I I like her. I relate to what you're saying. She walked through my my front door once in one time. We never discussed comedy. Or what's funny or anything. It's just a complete and utter bust. I mean Brian. Please stop me from overstating my mother other. Just how dour and unfunny point okay. If not zero. She walked into my front door about ten years ago. She was holding a vhs tape that she tapes Oprah with over and over and over again and she said to me. It's all very karol ask she said. Have you heard of this John Stewart. We're on the same network. Comedians love you got love this guy. The only thing better is calling your standard stressors. That's funny little skit as well. I always say class clown is singular because if there were class clowns one class clown would kill the other fish so she comes in and she goes heavy heard of John Stewart. Now we have the same agent and and we're on the same network which is comedy central. So I'm and I do comedy for a living so at this point. There's probably a good chance. I know who John Stewart circles. Have you heard of this guy she said and I said yes and I'm not I don't get sucked into extra conversation because I know that can lead nowhere but trouble so I just want. Yeah I know John Stewart and Jason. Oh my God he is funny. I was watching Oprah. He was on Oprah. I'm that's not my sorta thing but I couldn't believe how funny money he has and I brought the tape so that we could watch it together. Now this is a very bizarre overtures for my mom each. Yeah I mean Bran Muffins are stratton crashed breaking a Jon Stewart. Comedy tape in ten. That's all sitting next to each other in a room. It's not passive aggressive. It's completely innocent. Yes now she says Oh God I think he's so clever so clever and as you know went on and on and on and I'm just bite my lip and I don't think my wife Lynette can take take it anymore and she just chimed in and she goes. I don't know if you know this. But Adam is not only friends with John Stewart but they have the same agent so Adam John Stewart and his friends with them very very friendly with John Stewart and she paused and she said yeah he's a little hit and miss..

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"dana carvey" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

02:53 min | 10 months ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on About Last Night

"His? And the Clinton had been purple. Wouldn't have been on. The whole thing is show. This is two guys with the Mike you know. They didn't have much. There wasn't much going on you know. Let me do it really. It started out strong strong. They'd like it was like all you know new revolver sort of went back to like Jerry in the pacemaker. Dave Clark Five's the end. Why is Paul McCartney already attacking Dollywood but yeah it's been really nice We'll do it again. And even if he doesn't not you're it's GONNA be honest. Yes yes all the time you know make every day. We're putting a pause. Yeah Yeah yes so. It's all L.. Listen my brothers. You like me. Brothers applauded the skins. I didn't want to be around book though from rose to the new. We'll do George will I've you know I had a cup b-sides on the album but Joan poll with the primary song right and all the Venture Coppola songs on Abbey Road. Can we have President Obama pitch the about last night. PODCAST IN NETFLIX air. I don't know about this this but like to get on this. PODCAST got a dwarf in a big guy maybe make him more menial or some. You'll get a lot of flavor ever and you gotta they come in. They don't have much to say but they come out real strong sometimes. They're a little nasty. They got a big big poster. Some radioactive turtles and the about last night in them. Well fuck me. That's not. That's not something we want. We don't move on do. That's a bad pitch. NEVER GOING TO WORK MR president. They already have. That's called the about last night. podcast fuck me fuck me fuck me. Twelve twelve ways not not not not. That's one does not that. I ever do deep deep Choper when they say that's how we end. But I need to hear that and that is the word in the planet earth and spiritual being spanked me with this moon Hunia beach and I want you to know that I love all of next time panties. Anyway we've you refute handle of my ass. I wondered Terry so I love you. Daddy I love you so much. Thank you thank you Brad Williams and Adam Right. Thank you brad closes out with everybody. You find one. Oh I was just getting a little rick lumpy. Yeah thank you guys very much on behalf of all you thank you for your messages. Thank you for listening and thank you for continuously tuning.

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"dana carvey" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

03:04 min | 10 months ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on About Last Night

"Owner owner opening number from the trump musical press but can't get rid of Them they're not the best I like shown and it is my favorite. Excuse me excuse me what. Many people as many people say. Say A di Di Di do do you think Because he hates Mukasey on CNN. Do you think there's a schedule. Nice be nice too. STPB Nice you'll be very rude very rude you know and all these people getting replaced on Fox News. I could see a sketch happening. Where like church lady comes in to replace a Fox News person to host trump? But she's she's like you know you can't tell which side interesting we're large around. Orange Battery Tummies macy's full of fried chicken and all kinds of things. If doctors checked off far intestine it would be cheeseburgers. French FRY Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Kentucky Fried Chicken. French FRY milkshake all the length of your lower intestine into your balance. What's it's not? I don't do scatalogical. Yeah Yeah I go. There's some church lady is a Fox News. Commentator would be great because you know they're trying to. They're trying to tap into leaving their onto their religious right. They're bailing on her. Yeah I don't know we'll see doesn't poll well so we never know what the real Renault's are. Hello this is. CBS News poll or voting for president trump. I know I I I I hate them a lot. I thought that was Brokaw. Calling whoever thing president trump this is harm brokaw. Nobody knows these voices. Everyone young people either state. Don't Tall Brokaw ordering pizza from Hitler Hora large cheese. Hey it's a little over on fuller's failure or be delivered on time. You sound like eight. All Hiller. I keep track DOC. I thought you died no bunkers on seventy years ago. I survived opening a papa. John's franchise eight off. What did I tell you about screaming at the customers customers? You will not do that. Intimidates them I appreciate the tried to take over the world male remarkably and then resurface later as a sort of fast food establishment serving piece on hoagies and sometimes strawberries Hor Bay as upper teeth. That comes along with a piece of free. I like all the two for one crew PAS. You have laid hours on stuttered through.

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"dana carvey" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

06:17 min | 10 months ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on About Last Night

"One knows what is like orange man behind. Komo's they do some me love. I would do anything for but I want to that Mike Pence. I won't be in the same room at trump singing because how he's supposed to political comedy. If you're not like in one tribe or the the other absurd with it well it. Yeah I like you know. If you WANNA change someone's opinion you know you give them five cookies ladies and then you just hit him boom right here then you give them five more cookies okay so like five things that like trump singing or something like that. That's not like a deep dive or something. Yeah things asymmetric laid a little bit like I was just not. I don't know people must have been really optimistic. Yeah when trump got elected because now they're really disappointed. I was like he's a celebrity apprentice president. What's going to happen so now I my brother got a raise this and that and if you didn't read the news you think we're kind of okay? Wow this is fantastic but I know people you got to walk with them. Walk around here. Can't he's like he hasn't surprised me since he said I like people who weren't captured was it that and then. His poll numbers numbers went up. I Want Holy Shit. Do you think Baldwin would do him for another four. If you want again or do you think how much parody Baldwin keep going. How much Perte Perte do you think is left to do of him like do you think if another foregoes does do people go all right? This is a little too real now in this terrifying that. I can't even find the jokes in it. You know. I don't know I mean it depends on your political point of view. Like what are you are you. Maybe kind of find trump funny and and sort of bizarre maybe not like him but you're not hyperbolic about some of his policies. Am My Keno. He's Kinda likes Israel and if you don't like Israel you're not going to like that you know yeah he kind of arm the Ukrainians. I don't know what more of that phone call so a lot of the policies like I like that. He's kind of hanging out with Kim Jong Un. I I feel a little. I feel a little less tense about that situation or I feel like trump which is call him up when you're GONNA do fire in theory. I'm not your face. I love you the mets you face automobile faces and other people are face to face. So there's a lot going on. There's a lot to dig underneath neath there's lots of stuff that I don't know who's advising trump but it's like even Obama wanted to lower the corporate tax rate maybe to twenty eight twenty one. There's a lot of stuff that is not you know you did. You did something on on the Conan podcast that I could not stop laughing about Williams. Br Bring up Obama. It's because Obama has the deal with Netflix. Oh Yeah I it makes me happy. Obama makes net flicks pitches. Yes you go win. I just started. Because there's certain like you come over the phrase and he just WanNa hear it in your head a lot like my brain happiest. Say so and I don't even know why it's really Lia punchline but it's like a bomb has got a big deal at Netflix. So I I want to go in and pitch to Obama and I'm imagining Michelle's there before he began just want to run something by him kind of new to the whole development thing. Wouldn't I'm not here died. That's the Obama bit done so I just want to run something by and see what you think it's about a little alien comes down to Earth befriends little girl and then wants to go home but the spaceship left. He's got to go home and then I would say well. That's I think that's e by Spielberg fucked me Michelle. What are you going all out? So it's all fucked me show. What are you go? Ah You know it just it just makes in I for that reason where you go just that phrasing makes me happy. It's about a wizard Harry Potter footling. So they get shorter and shorter The come from the Appalachians they strike oil company. Beverly Hills Fuck me but this is a great game on it. Yeah okay Obama. I want to hear pitch like kindergarten cop kindergarten big Austrian guy. He's got a gun and he's in kindergarten. That's GonNa fuck me talking about teenage mutant Ninja Turtles Normal. They live next to radioactive thing and they're just run around like freaks teenage mutant footmen Michelle never has anything to talk. So that's just fuck Mumin. Show what are you got. I don't know it's not that's an example like it's not even it's not political. It's not even about Obama and the guy knew the business yes sure and thinking of things the busted himself like this is harder than I thought making him normal. You Know Yeah Yeah. It's it's great taking these people that we see either hold in such reverence or that are so high in politics and just giving them ordinary jobs whether it be like oh be. Obama is trying to pitch netflix stuff. Or Yeah I heard you do in a bunch of like Bernie Sanders as like normal jobs. I did yeah Bernie as a crosswalk guard pussy. Don't put see the systems rigged. Don't see but I have my latest Bernie. My latest Bernie Fun is that he's on onstage and everything you know. I had the heart stuff standpoint. It's always on and they come out. And they whisper to him of just been told that the Stencil much Ohmae by a corporation screening get these fucking corporate stents degreed Outta me. And he's just ripping at this time. The hall I WANNA see Bernie Sanders do so many jobs like I wanna see Bernie Sanders as a Walmart. Greeter her corporation you walking into the greed of the corporations i. Yeah he's fantastic. tastic Bernie tone. Somebody that you you ran out avocado. We don't have no..

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"dana carvey" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

05:33 min | 10 months ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on About Last Night

"Them up locker up. She's running around Eh. She's in the woods says doesn't happen. Look them up. Look where are they by the way You mastered hand thing. I think the first time I saw you on Conan do the a hand thing that truly like and you could do it. Yeah but you're still gonNA nailing the thing the voice obviously but like that the more I watch him. I'm like always doing Dana's hands. It's trump's doing. We're doing good things we're doing great he has so many hookup. I just haven't on really dug into it. But there are so many ticks. There's so many weird like a duck like I. This was just you know plucked out. I was doing this corporate date and it was the day that he got Baghdadi which is kind of like some kind of surfer song agenda but like some porn call me Baghdadi consumer the US on a beach boy soft Jandee. I'm going back sort. Zero just did Obama announces that he got Osama bin on you. Know whether the thing and navy seals that have terrific job minerals Panera and then trump. I'd like a dog. You don't even have to plug a like a baby a wintering grandbaby trying for his mama like a baby in the crib. Who'd never seen so many things? Excuse me many people. Excuse me. Excuse me it's a great technique. I think he's gotten whatever forget politics. He's gotten very good. Would it at doing his thing. Yes do do you. Nailed his point of view right N.. Yeah do you think that presidents or like or a public figures get to a point where they know what people think of them so then they just dig in and be like. Oh I do hands and I call people losers and I do whatever they just dig into that well you know when trump. He's in front of the helicopter all the time. Yeah you know like for forty five minutes. He's screaming in front of the helicopter. Keeps going and it's not like the US think you would turn at one. Point is big and then come after ten minutes. Turn the copter off. I know I'll give you one of the normally. They wave. Remember Reagan. We gotta go. He said I gotTa talk for forty five minutes more professional over a copter cha well I was talking Lorne Michaels Hussein. You know it's like he's he's good at he's the Democrats are like Channel Four local. That's that's how they deal with tunnel vision and trump national star so the helicopter just to note. He's got someplace to go. Oh I see so. It's everything strong. US flags tied the thing that thing the hands. Everything is calculated smart. He just one win. He's a loser. He's very nasty he. He's dog twice with Beto dropped out. He quit he got into the loser. Dogs has dog is. This is new favorite word is like a Doug Grind grind baby. Excuse me Lenny. Excuse me one medal of honor on one dog. Yeah and then everything everything doggone his head. Yeah like Bernie lamed doesn't have a good dog. I don't have a dog. I don't WanNa Doug Cat trump. You can grab the person's GonNa die. I know but I don't think even hangs out with Mike like pence. That's the relationship like when I see now my buddy begged doing on. SNL and they have that dynamic. I'm like I really wanted to like they've they've kind of nailed it but it's like that to to me so fascinating. Because he seems so like the guy that wants to kiss ass or please them but at some point I feel like he probably is just like you know shut the fuck up Donald it because you know trump doesn't respect me you know well that and it's like the the one has affairs with Porn Stars in the end the is allowed to have dinner with a woman that's not his wife so it's like it's a little bit of oil and vinegar show one important start let's go back to go do what what Carson by the way do you think. There's certain people like I'm considering I don't know I said this last time and I don't know if I'll ever button I just think it'd be a fun. PODCAST forget money power. What do you use just to do who is probably eight to ten minutes? And it's just called Johnny's back and I'd get guys like you and other comics. Just WanNa send me jokes about the modern world but filter to the cart. So did you hear what they got Baghdadi. Did you read that trump shed. They died like a dog crying occurring whimpering baby. I so then I don't joke could yeah. Yeah Yeah you don't see a lot of crying babies in dark caves eh man like somebody. You can't dogma correct dogs which but you'd want to make it so that it was funny even for someone who has twenty to your voice just interest. I mean it just a short of a funny thing but you could do a weekly for sure. No shortage of headlines. Excuse me excuse me anybody. Listen we're doing things I I do it on Falun. I think just his Middle Hook of when he's angry the press doesn't understand his genius I like how is this plan. GOING GONNA work. I know how.

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Director Todd Phillips Blames 'Woke Culture' For Killing Comedy And Leading Him To Make 'Joker'

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02:54 min | 1 year ago

Director Todd Phillips Blames 'Woke Culture' For Killing Comedy And Leading Him To Make 'Joker'

"Joker movie has just come out and I have no interest in going to see it I just want to crawl into a safe space known as Downton Abbey the movie just keep watching it and win saw that I just want to also I need to be soothed by things that are British and old timey radio I don't know what it is such just what I need life but I just feel like I don't know the joker is about just awful people murdering violence I just feel like it just feels too much life right now I just I are we on an upswing like we just want to be entertained and taken away from what we're stressed out about so and then also just the fact that the director of this movie Todd Phillips who I think he directed like hangover and hangover and whatnot these oh comedies and he was quoted Van Vanity Fair saying go try to be funny nowadays with this woke culture there were articles written about comedies don't work anymore I'll tell you why because all the effing funny guys are like F. This shit because I don't want to offend you wow I just is he canceled now he's canceled now I there's nothing that drives me more crazy than when maybe it sounds meaner ages I'll start to get older within the industry or whatever it is yes and they start to resent younger people you know or people who are more aggressive or whatever it is like I remember watching Dana Carvey Ashland somebody like came in late and they he's like oh you're probably a millennial blah blah blah and like went on this whole thing about millennials and I was like you just look grandly thing I refuse I try not well I probably do it sometimes I try not to do that because I never wanNA feel like I'm separating myself from an audience by sort of not the aging retain our youth yes bring it all spring each other to get together also in this same article I didn't have my glasses on speaking of glasses my readers on and I they were talking about his certain brand of Irreverent Bro Comedy and I was reading it and for real read it as irrelevant bro Comedy and I'm like actually leave these glasses off because that's kind of point I think the issue is that Sir those movies those the hangover movie served a time and place they were bro Gross out movies I think I think we're just tired of it we've kind of moved on and I will say you know like bridesmaids kind of like Moved the needle as far as like Oh yeah no we're we're movies and we WANNA WE WANNA see some serious ladies

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Trump And the Whitehouse Is Beeping nutsville

Chris Plante

05:13 min | 1 year ago

Trump And the Whitehouse Is Beeping nutsville

"The politico founding editor use the F. word to describe trump and Washington DC they called it. what was that. Dana Carvey was it Dana Carvey mostly not confronts or something it's I have to watch myself here beat but not Seville big because in the in the headline it's the politico magazine headline story about impeachment proceedings against president Donald Trump just another day and be nuts ville afterward not so and piece by political founding editor John F. Harris is through the Washington post Harris of the post you know. your loving on the campaign trail but he was terrace of the post and not anyone over to politico to create his own independent corrupt Democrat party front groups posing as a newspaper and and that's like that's okay that's all right you know I won't mention his wife and daughter in this because I'm a much to polite for all of that that I love these headlines CNN White House restricted access to trump's calls with Putin and Saudi crown prince do you think that Obama restricted access to the phone calls that he made with foreign leaders ward where they just out on the front doorstep there they are like home delivery in Washington the transcripts of Obama's just start making the transcripts public just start making a public because I want to see the Democrats on the news media but I repeat myself respond to all bombers transcripts with foreign leaders being made public what you guys said you wanted transcripts of the president's calls with foreign leaders made public not that president they would say. yeah how dare but now we got the people on MSNBC responding to president trump's wait. where he's quoting again. pastor Robert Jeffress and Robert Jeffries expressing concern that if the Democrats go through an impeachment over something they read in the paper not high crimes and misdemeanors but all all jammed up stuff and again Adam Schiff is just making things up he's he's saying things that aren't true to his friends in the media likes no fluff against himself and they just sit there and not knowing that it's not true but they don't correct them because they're very very corrupt because like Stephanopoulos is a Democrat party apparatchiks you can Adam Schiff tweeted trump is withholding vital military aid to Ukraine while his personal lawyers seeks help from the Ukrainian government to investigate his political opponents now I mean again Hillary Clinton's campaign got help from putting himself for her political campaign to smear Donald Trump but never mind never mind all that and Jeff is going around saying that the president was coerced saying are trying to convince the president Ukraine to gin up that is to fabricate things on on but none of that is true but if you watch MSNBC for your news which one of our callers earlier today Robert clearly does this is what you get from morning joke the pigeon sisters the circle fast at the lucite block and this is something again maker that Republicans have a responsibility as do all Americans. the president is warning of civil war warning us who is actually calling for political opponents to be arrested for treason of course last week suggesting that that should carry the death penalty so calling for the death of of a political opponents because he doesn't like how they conducted themselves. in hearings last week now I I did no sense of irony it was William weld on this very show with these very hosts just last week who called for president trump to be executed for treason talk about pressure in a foreign country to interfere with and control a U. S. selection it couldn't be clearer and that's not just undermining democratic institutions that is treason treason pure and simple and the penalty for treason under the US code his death that's the only the only. laceration his removal from office. look like a pretty good alternative to you know that that is what I got a plea deal on the not only on that network but on that show one week earlier no sense of irony no memory for anything they have news timers it's like men in black they wipe their memories clear every day and start over again with the Democrat party issued talking points every morning it was just last week on that very show on that channel where they were calling for the execution of the prep not present hasn't called for the execution of anybody but on that very show that called for the execution of the present a week ago and now I just like LSD Alzheimer's brain damage half a brain just amazing amazing stuff and that passes for journalism in America and that's why pastor Jeffries made the reference to very gingerly Hey a civil war like. fracture in the nation. right and then they go he's calling for his opponents to be executed what we're what you're you're very very severely brain damaged Joe Scarborough.

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"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

03:26 min | 1 year ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"This is why I hope you're having fun. Oh totally I you know when I you know because it was six episodes so I'm like well. We run out but I know it's a ball out. Autumn Lewis pit. It's a looping around and coming around a bottomless pit of I need. There's a bottomless pit of comedy. That's something I find out about myself a long time ago and both of us can't we ever declare victory and just there's no on top of the mountain. No we have to be Kwasi torture our whole yes we do. That's the one thing therapists. Don't get therapists or like you can be happy and still be funny. I'm out of here and I'm not paying you anymore. I feel like I have such a reservoir of neurosis and you know anger and sadness and needs to be filtered through the comedy then. I'd like to be a little happier because I it's. It's a massive reservoir. Yeah I could never run out. I'd like to get like thirty percent happier. The good part is the part that I struggle with in life is that I don't blame you. I'd never thought to myself. This is really CONAN's fault. My problems Sousse never thought to blame you. I mean I don't know why you would in the first place I pick but I just want to let you know. I have never thought it's Conan Conan. He's as it yeah that's it. He's the one what's your name. Mr What you're saying. Hey CONAN CONAN O'Brien. I don't know who that is. How the PODCAST I had a show. I and I still have the show. Whatever all right we're going to wrap this up but let's thank you thank you sincerely thank? You and I sincerely thank you for <hes> for doing this. This is if you asked me at any time in the last twenty years of my life will what would you you most like to do. I might say hey what about a situation where I'm in a room with Dana and we have microphones and I get to the time of my life with him so God blessed Dana Carvey and let's maybe there's a chance for us took the grateful that this platform exists so that people if if if they care they're listening in and seeing more organically being the way we are and you think that's really a gift sincere yeah so. I like that then I liked the fact that there's really good Sushi about a five minute walk from where we're taping this right now. Every time I do comedy with you there's usually a meal component even in five hundred eighty eight a half a ham right before I can't you can't do it so sad is going to wrap it up there. I was kidding all right Dana Carvey. We'll see you soon you soon. Lottie da Conan O'Brien needs a friend with Sonum of session and Conan O'Brien himself produced by me Mac Orly executive produced by Adam Saxon Accent Jeff Ross at team Coco and Chris Bannon and Colin Anderson Ear Wolf special thanks to Jack White for the theme saw incidental music by Jimmy Davina our supervising producer is Erin blared and the show is engineered by Wilburton. You can rate and review this show on Apple podcasts and you might find your review featured. Richard on a future episode got a question for Conan call the team Coco hotline at three two three four five one two eight two one and leave a message it too could be featured on a future

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"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

02:28 min | 1 year ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"It makes me I want everybody to think about it <music> because remember when I did your show I got any left really hard at Jimmy Carter going insane because I talk about all the president's going insane and now Jimmy mccarter had a nervous breakdown right at the end of his presidency and he literally peanut butter farmer yes peanut butter and smear on his head and he would walk except that he lost the election he lost he just went a little ballistic the last few months and he would rub on his head and wander around the White House at night and the staff ago UK Mr President. I'm okay I'm okay. We got peanut butter on your hair. Don't no I don't. I don't peanut butter. My hair got peanut butter here. I got peanut butter. Hey are you okay sir. I'm fine with peanut butter. Komo peanut butter peanut butter president or peanut butter man. I got a peanut butter. Thai peanut butter peanut butter pants peanut butter shoes. I drive a peanut butter. Call a peanut butter. Cau- aw brush with a peanut butter peanut butter brush vita man peanut butter call a peanut so that was mike and I it's and so was this this again. If I were to knock on your door. Let's just to walk up to your door in your apartment here in Los Angeles. Yes and you're there alone is this. What would I be here paint. Obama my playing well this case so everyone doesn't think I'm insane. I was in Dallas going down to play Houston. All the presidents were there for some big event and so I had a flight of fancy that they would just ditch Jimmy Carter so as idea Bush senior junior Obama and W or in the room you know and it's like hey because there's Jimmy Carter. Can I come in look muzzle. Jimmy nothing on on here. Come in. I'll aw come in if I hang out with guys well. We'll be out in a bet. Just kind of cruising down here fun yeah. We're just <hes> we're <HES> <HES>. We're drawn up a map the Middle East or something we can't time Jenner never remember all the time doesn't level level and Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah so that was where Jimmy Carter came from and then I had him having a nervous breakdown. This is the final episode of our six mini series run with Dana Carvey and <hes> experimental. I don't know about you. This is just a blast for me..

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"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

04:36 min | 1 year ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"And pervert it so probably the First Telegraph was like did it did it. Did it send medicine to dodge city. Did it did it. The second one was did it. What are you wearing did it so obviously. Anthony Weiner would have had no capacity to take Dick pics if that he would have been a guy naked with a ring code and Central Park. We opened it so then I thought phones essentially came into the home maybe around nineteen ten there might be one in the house and the man. Pau The frontier man we'll go to town on and maybe at one point some man decided to attempt phone sex with his frontier wife back at the house so it's kind of like them all and what I would be operated falls having some five oh you wouldn't call him a Jim. Jabir known South Region. I got seventeen. Kids tend into new. These old fangled Taco box. Be Up to no good. These are these are kind of fun at the five and had asprilla. Paul there was a lady Manikin in the window cares about a lady Mannequin Window Paul Lady Mannequin. They got him out of thinking Ma income. I wonder what kind of independence you got today. You WanNa know about while you have on those Kata spanky briefs all those CALICO printing pantaloons. I got your dog. Oh you lost your mind. I'll bring back the bank. The eggs beans get your bottom him superpower outnumber. I'm all while you're on your high horse. I satisfied myself talk aqap Curtin down ladders and so the ones that make me happier got a man of thinking got the car to Spanky bree. We saw those CALICO print panel looms. I got you in Dodge city last year. So those two things make my brain granddad. She was in no way aroused. I love that that was the part I liked didn't get it out out. All you and you're crumpling my crumley dumpling. There's other ones godfather yeah. What's the Godfather all about about godfather was because I got a couple of extra dollars. I'm happy to do it but I have an extended family that if someone needs help I'm there to help which I'm happy to do it. MATERIALISTS SAVAK STIR money America was probably a little resentful but looks for that so my wife one time quipped. Hey you're like the godfather saw it was like <hes> most of the night just a godfather relieve in Sherman oaks the bathroom to our house Muslims splendid. We'd like a hardwood floor dude. You're vanities a claw foot tub and esteem Shah Hers Related Job for single those Steve. Thank you Sherman Oaks to August van and we have a Greenwich Children. We wanted to take them Lake Tahoe but we got no the craft. Kids bunts wave runner. How expensive is when glove thousand dollars trouble doing Bungee Dipoto the last one dollars we try to get them into USC but nobody take their applications now the problem. I cannot deal in the godfather breeze we got him into. USC <hes>. Let's put in the Rose Bowl Mama's Shane. I know a guy knows a guy with relieve. Leave Ltd bruce the bomb. Why are these Italian immigrants. Such sophisticated needs why. Why are they have a talented. I love it. I love it yeah. That makes your brain happy..

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"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

04:25 min | 1 year ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Share. You do delicious golden friends the other day. I ask myself for permission whether I could have another beer to my delight and surprise myself said yes. Sometimes you get lucky so you enabled yourself but I this restaurant drum which aim that's called. Everyone's GonNa go okay. It's a really cool place. They can go well. It's called coy but it's right. I can walk to it from in my house. What does it on law C. N. Yeah Law. CNN It's very dark. There's no Paparazzi there for my celebrity friends and I'm like I'm getting mob but it's it's dark as really good food. It's very mellow early. It's immature nice. We've had a couple of our show Christmas parties there. I just find <hes> we always sit in the back yeah and and how like monkeys and and <hes> improvise an act like fools and then you always do point out like yeah that's spayed sits over there and I'm looking. I I just love it. David spade eats at one restaurant. Even Dennis Miller met spade in either a while back and he's eating the food and he goes Chris Cairns best food. I've ever had keeping this a secret. That's the guy got to do to get a tiger role. She super-conservative with you. Dan Dennis Miller Dennis is because he got his his his humor became more conservative. I don't know if he yeah you know Nancy. Pelosi bench shit crazy crazy. I don't know I mean he says in the end of the day. Dennis says I just want to keep half my your money and killed bad guys okay. What does that mean well a strong defense and and topped out at fifty percent tax. I WANNA kick path. Everybody a little bit conservative and a little bit liberal. I mean in other words. If there's anything about the American experiment anything you want to conserve then that's kind of conservative. Is You do want to complete redo top to bottom that would be nonni Sandy's. Hey myself rich brick. That's right. He found out recently. He's because of someone found out that he he wrote a book and the book sold so well. Now I was technically a millionaire and people call them on it and he you're funny. Being I hate myself. I hate myself a rich brick the Corpora- this sites do I don't know if I did it before. Not An this series I did Bernie Sanders as a crosswalk guard. Don't pull seat. Don't in the system is rigged system. Hey Mr what do they call you body. Bernie Sanders he so I think if you were on SNL now you'd be doing Bernie. Sanders well knows which is just different day. Louis David really looked like Bernie Sanders and so it's it's strange the show changed that you and Phil Hartmann back in the day you guys would play everybody yeah and then they got into this thing of. Let's let's bring in Matt Damon. Let's bring in <hes> Alec Baldwin. Let's bring in they. Just it's different people bring in Robert Deniro and I wonder if that <hes> ever pisses off the cast. What what are we suppo- We were very lucky. I mean I didn't really have I think Dan Ackroyd came in once and did Bob Dole but that was about it. Yeah I remember that yeah. I did George Bush Senior Day on him doing that way. You know I I when I did the Seinfeld thing. We're doing four hours now. What do you do not what are you doing. Just people don't comedians in cars right. Jerry Harry Reid is he's going to drop me off in the car goes. My favorite thing ever did was George Bush senior and I go really why goes because it didn't sound anything like so. It became like you know my stress puppets side of me. I do use George Bush senior making a list of what I'm doing in order to calm it down so it'd be like hair hairy are counter needs of France. Coun- Matt's on Dana doing that thing talking gain Air Wolf Stecher Conaco monetization but you know what I we've talked about this a lot..

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"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

04:32 min | 1 year ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"It's a six part mini series where i cohen o'brien along with occasional help from my assistance essien high and my producer matt gourley high go deep into the weeds one of my favorite comedians and friends dana carvey enjoy walking yeah well. I'm a very happy person because once again i am sitting with dana carvey and <hes> we're just having a blast making these mini episodes so acting like fools and not worrying about a thing <hes> you took orders. Can i get go ahead. Go conan bracken movies where they say the guy's name every second conan say something what's wrong. I just thought that maybe on com you brought up something on one of the comedy <hes> well. You know you brought up something that i wanted to to riff on just for a second because it got me thinking you were talking about how oh john wayne movies doesn't know not only doesn't know fear but his angry at the very idea of fear which i love yeah and you did a thing where it's like walter brennan's like like where the sub goes any deeper we're going to blow up and he's as i go deeper tanker down pappy and he just doesn't explode under the ocean m._r. face the i can explode i don't care and so i was listening to that and it was reminding me that my favorite villains see if you know what i'm talking about my favorite villains villains in movies are ones who they have meticulous plan and then someone comes in the room and tells them at the whole plans have been ruined by something they didn't foresee and the villain is intrigued wreaked rather than being my favorite one of all time favorite one of all time is in die hard the villain alan rickman alan rickman mcminn hans gruber and so hahn times rupert hans gruber has been working on a plan to steal the money from this building and even working on the plan i think for about four years and they thought it out to the second and then they've got it all worked out perfectly and then a guy comes running in the room and says says we didn't count on this but there's a policeman loosen the building he has he has a gun. He's killing our men. He has the charges that we need to blow up the safe that everything depends on and we have no idea where he is or who he is and gruber the normal reaction that faulk faulk awkward out get out. Get the fuck out. Get the focus back to germany anybody but instead they tell him this goes intriguing and then and then they come in later on and they say well. He just blew up this and he blew up that and he's like policemen. I i must come to know him. No no you're so screwed up to the point where at the end of the at the end of the movie he's finally ainley punched off the building and he's falling to his death but he's firing his just hearing. It's gone going like <hes>. I'm intrigued tweet by this policeman. Who's taken my life from me. How many times i know comedians have done this bit. I'm sure but how many times can they still do it and make it believable where the people that are caught the bad guys tied them all up and some fusing off whatever and then like goodbye mr bomb. They always leave the room. He leaves you allow them and the the one i love is when some old movie and then they meet the stranger and the stranger walks away and they go hey mr what do they call you and he turns into goes. Hey lincoln love that dr lovelace dr lovelace of wild wild west. Yes yeah oh well what happened to him. I don't know he said who's talking. Gibberish said something about eighteen sixty something about television television. That's the big twist at the end that old trope of mr. You never told us you name and my name. Gandhi kick the shit out of everyone in town. What's your name gandhi yeah. It doesn't quite have the same same ring..

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"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

03:46 min | 1 year ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"There. Doing the drum solos the church late and goes hey right what can't anti do so i would tease him like that and then when he left shoulder doing movies well. I'd just like to do my sketches in front of twenty million people but but that's just me i'm a nut that way and it's driving crazy. John would come back at me. It wasn't just like he's in the corner crying. He loved that you know you guys very fun. It was fun funding. You would torment him. He would try to torment you but you would always come out on top. That's what he wanted me to come out on top as jeff bridges said at the golden globes globes we're alive. We're alive greatest acceptance speech. I've ever seen award. We're no oh cannabis had reached his brain. That's just who he is so he's constantly excited that he's alive five talked to do movies with them and at the end they go on his trailer and i don't authors a couple of drinks or whatever they hold hands and they bounce up and down and he goes and jeff bridges which is does this. This is what i heard. Are we in for a lawsuit. We're alive. Oh and future trippy would've me burger but no but what an ice outlook he has. I know i love him. I think the times i've run into him out just out in the world. He is that guy. He's really happy to see you. He's really happy eating the sandwich eating. He's really happy. Be you feel it would just flew by so good on koa marie little world from tater tom about three hundred over the hawk awesome to catch them manson banana chips mini some sort of a bar fifty they left renewal have worn shurmur doesn't girdle born. Are you know people can't see my stomach. Bridges even rubbing your stomach. How you're rubbing under your nipples the sort of your morning owner. I always tell people and i've done this this piece. We all live in this world of like we're living these crazy. Crazy lives and you'll see people on instagram and they're normally celebrities on yachts you know and they're partying and even though i'm a millionaire. I'm incredibly rich so am i levitating the room today or pleaded dead. Silence has no effect on my life at home to be honest but it's between us. I'll never get but always say this. If you look at a celebrity and and you're jealous remember one thing celebrities have kidneys and kidneys can fail. That's your big revelation. That was was my big revelation. Because i see so jealous all they got they got organs and maybe they're not going to be operational all the time. It's a little dark yeah. It's ver- the and that special. I'm gonna throw him one of those every eight point two minutes do you still is that the one you get requested. After all these years people still wanna hear church later sleety garth chop broccoli george bush senior casually ross perot from my senior with snow on the top crowd i had i did a little club the other night and i got chom broccoli and the church lady and so that would be an older crowd that likes that or young kids go to youtube. They see they see that stuff right yeah. There's a <hes> my former assistant julie may her son saw my ninety seven special anyway where i do a a grumpy old man as as a baby like your like when you have a little toddler. It's like you've adopted one hundred year old man you know eh. Don't don't try going to a movie because pretty soon. I'm gonna start crying and so the kid is using.

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"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

04:56 min | 1 year ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"A questionnaire to get match with a counselor yearly. Gonna love and it'll happen today <music>. Hello this is conan. O'brien needs a friend deep dive with dana carvey dana glad to be you hear conan. It's a six part miniseries where i on o'brien along with occasional help from my assistant sonum of session essien high and my producer mad gourlay i go deep into the weeds one of my favorite comedians and friends dana carvey enjoy <music> back to walking on the phone and <music>. Hey we're here again with one of my favorite people dana carvey hey dana doing that. I should mention danish on a respirator. Kubrick started coober started as it uses your that's. That's your kubrick. Homage is just making short memory. It's twenty minutes. He's going out to fix the thing yes two thousand one. He's outside. He's fixing. The thing is just noise needs a friend. I beg to differ. I went to state college. Conan has a friend. That's called me down. A floor afo coenen needs more more friends is a little more correct nice. I like that sting took me on one. You were so heart her harbor. I hate that that's something about myself. I wish nobody knew that i had gone there. It's it's yeah because it doesn't help been comedy it. Just i remember early on. We had it no. It doesn't what about jim downey. No no no. I know franken now. They're they're very funny people that went there. I'm not saying that but i'm just saying that when people hear that about you there's an assumption yeah. It's something you have to over elite. You have to be much funnier to overcome the sense that people have the ear inn asshole lead in privileged that really helps with comedy doesn't it right. Here's a warm up guy early on and this is back on the late show was brand new and we didn't know what we were doing and we just told the guy who was the announcer who i believe was in his sixties at the time and he just had that kind of voice and he was the announcer we have turned the announcer's voice over <hes> so we just told him to do the warm up for the crowd and i'd go out there and the crowds always seemed kind of hostile and i didn't know it was going on and so one day i listened to his. I listened to his arm and he would come out and go no. I want you all to behave. Hey our hosts very various steam. Dr haass went to harvard college what it'd be like. He worked very hard and he wrote wrote a thesis on the american south. I'm gonna fucking worm up. The crowd is he's never worked on his day in his life. Please welcome real. Oh prick conan o'brien's spoiled privilege. We were talking about that a minute earlier. Just how when i go to mike and stuff and it's very nice young comedians will introduce me and it's just so much wind signed up the clown pressure ladies and gentlemen. You're in for a tree. This man brings it every time he shows up. You know part of your childhood hood. Is there anyone funnier then you say carvey. Why do you say far because no no one got my name right. My entire early. Career was like dan garni donna donna carnot they know it now you gotta get over that and they your name and dana dane but you know what i love. Is people think they're doing you a favor but we're going to bring. Dana and i defy you to find find one second. Not the funniest thing you've ever heard any. If you do feel free to shout racist in office who make you shit your pants and be glad about it. Bring him out dente floor. This is harvey going to names. I think you might appreciate this not hysterical article but i love the modern dracula we all. We sometimes people grow up with bela lugosi. Yeah i'm dracula then then modern. Dracula is like the eurotrash cash trench coat in the cool haircut. Yes he cooler and they're like whoa who who are you who are you. They're scared and they say drat a cool. Yes from dracula to direct coup. It was in your doing the <hes> what's his name. Oh my friend gary oldman from the oscar oscar yes the gary.

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Death in Ice Valley is releasing a new episode

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03:14 min | 1 year ago

Death in Ice Valley is releasing a new episode

"The latest from poppies dot net from the BBC World Service, and anarchy. This is death in ice. Molly. Death in ice found either his podcast from the BBC World Service and NRK is to produce a new episode recorded live in Bergen in no way. It's out on all platforms on June. The twenty fourth Spotify as the global number two podcast app, but it's beating apple in many countries in the world, particularly due to androids popularity in many places according to vox, nest Spotify is now beating apple in much of southern and eastern Europe, Latin America, India, and Indonesia, podiums, maybe the first hosting company to let you choose from Apple's new categories. The new functionality comes with a lengthy warning him particular apple gave no warning when they released the new categories. So it don't know much about how they're going to be implemented we and they would probably advise do nothing doing. Nothing stops us from experimenting, we've changed our podcast secondary category to news. Daily news. Which is one of the new ones, and we wonder what will happen c Tibbets plant show at Latina LA, we have demand, pay quad, sitter Pappa podcast, if you enjoy speaking in heb, Dimona, pay is a new podcast in Latin from the pope. It's a news show. Steven Goldstein points out that the new apple podcasts app, appears to have a place on the dock, which is good news for all of us. Triton digital have released February's webcast metrics, which measures streaming media across the world, the top three lists in the US Pandora iheart and NPR in Latin America priests radio, Grupo, axiom and Grupo radio Centro, and in Europe, the Middle Eastern Africa, Talpur radio, pre radio and carnival. No UK streamers seem to be measured though, president Barrack Obama and Michelle Obama's production company. Higher ground have announced a partnership with Spotify to produce podcast, exclusive to the platform and other exclusive podcast this time on Stitcher. Deep dive with Dana miniseries from Dana Carvey, and Conan O'Brien is trendy think the multi-track fellowship, which provides paid placements UK independent audio production companies for underrepresented groups as what is training. Networking opportunities has opened up occasions for two thousand nineteen you can apply. Online audio boom has expanded their ad sales team. Hiring, Jessica Landman from New York public radio sales director and promoting Jordan im- show to Junius sales director and thank you to our who host share manage and monetize, your podcasts for becoming our latest supporter, you should be like them. It pocus today, a transgender woman in her wife of lodged, a podcast about life as an LGBT, plus family life in transition is about becoming parents, and the changes that come along with transitioning from a straight couple to one with a trans partner and global translations is a new podcast. Politico that tackles big problems that don't respect political boundaries.

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Spotify in talks to buy Gimlet Media

podnews

02:03 min | 1 year ago

Spotify in talks to buy Gimlet Media

"Me the money. Spotify is in talks to buy Gimblett media. It's been reported Recode, quote, the prices being two hundred million dollars. Nicole adds that a source tells him the specific prices two hundred and thirty million dollars. The Wall Street Journal's Ben Mullen underlines that talks are ongoing, and it still possible that a deal won't happen. That is though an investors quarter for earnings call on Wednesday. So we should know more later this week. We've checked the data in an opinion piece today, we try to understand the purchase because it's not that straightforward. He'll find that linked to from our newsletter and the show notes. Elsewhere Pete Davies argues that this might change everything all might change nothing and Cohen Robinson's spanked hits a case of embrace extend and extinguish in other news, Dana Carvey and Conan O'Brien talk about podcasting on a recent podcast. Dana Carvey has a sudden realization, it's a good reminder of the power of podcasting. We linked to a transcript from our newsletter. And from the show notes a free recording space for indie podcasters has opened in Seattle in Washington in the US run by pud civic northwest, a Russian language podcast article focuses on podcast has a podcast production company in the country. It's interesting to note that vk the Facebook equivalent has a podcast portal there. You can register for the two thousand nineteen latte in podcast awards. Brazil is now the second largest podcast download market in the world. It's bigger than the UK and Australia combined. According to blueberry and event for you, the Indy pod fest in Melbourne in Victoria in Australia in July, if you're interested in attending. There's a short survey for you in our show notes and did our newsletter and Google is shot in Google, plus their social media network shortly. You might wanna go there. Leave a final message grab anything that you want to save in our newsletter. And in our show notes. We mentioned four new podcasts. David Williams is marvelous musical pod. Past Winnetka with Jessica Harper, the family tree and masters of scale.

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"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

05:13 min | 1 year ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"That was fantastic. Audley Weinstein's on the hill. Let's see if we can get the clear shot. Listen to the sound of a super polenta. Tom Brokaw on what are you doing? Here. I Linda for inappropriate his twenty five years ago to live on. Tom. I'll give you ten seconds. So that's all. So you're saying if you do that at Largo a small loosey goosey theater where where people are supposed to millennials thrive. They wouldn't be on the floor with that good question. That one's probably just topic. Wise is edgy is. I could get so it might get because it's if it's outrageous, but I don't know predator island. I think that say on right? That's great next week. We go to visit Roseanne bond and Megan Kelly they live in lagoon. You just have to use Arnold voices. Ain't even goodness the best again, it just makes me happy in life. That's all I've got is comedy. And my Cajun dinner with you what I love our dinners. I've loved this because this really fun. But you know, what this has been go on the record. I mean, I I don't know this is being recorded. He keeps holding his phone up to report me saying, we're in a podcast. I have it's called podcast podcast. So I just record every podcast. I'm on and posted the thank you say as a just podcast podcast. I'm hard to think of you have given me more joy in my life through just how funny you are. I don't how personally nice you've always been to me. And how smart you are about comedy? How I mean? No, no. He really is. He Dana is just a rare. Tell always have this thing that I. Was famous I and doing well and Saturday Night Live, and you were quote, unquote. Nobody right. And so we just have this relation of that. In other words, dovetails theme of the show, I really see Conan. Yeah. Because I didn't meet you when you're famous, right? You see the real me? I see you. And it's pretty. I think also said it was it was fun when we would do stuff. And then like when Kevin and I had on FRANZ, and it was Kevin had this brilliant, turn of the becoming defensive. If you think we can't do that we could easily threat your body. And then you especially came around pretty early and started writing for that sketch and actually could do the voice for hours and get into. And then we wrote the movie together really laughed that was agree. Never made. I know much on. Why didn't know how movie stars operated wasn't Arles fall? He had twenty movies in you know, development, right? And we just thought we're writing Arnold in our movie, he'll do our movie, you know, he's not gonna do, gene. Good out the ways he did last action hero last action hero, attempted comedy. And it didn't work out. And so then he said, no more comedies. See that will always made me laugh. I don't know why it just something about the screaming. Yeah. Gives me this delete delight. Can we do this again? Let's do it again. I'm I'm in the neighborhood. So anytime you want to do the John asks Paul questions about what's going on earth podcast. I have that. I'll do I'll that. do that. You will do ninety nine percent of it. Now, just occasionally say talking about. The mood tombs came. You know, the Democrats go in, you know, and they got a lot of booths elected. Hundred birds in the good food equal to you know. I mean, it's just fun. Just fun. All of them are fine. Thank Jeff bridges, Johnny Carson and Conan O'Brien. But yeah, we're engine Stewart. Just what does it just look at it? Yeah. Just look. Well, now look away potential. So creepy. Yeah. Now look back at it. Kind of weird sexual. You have to look the way. Since you look back at it. Because it's continually looking at it. No break dynamically going for the heart strings, and that would have been a good any. But yeah, I'm really happy to have us a friend win better operate on a lot of different levels. Intellectually and comedic, Lee wise. So we have very interesting three hour conversations pups. Gress? Had to reiki up with the twist at the Russian Email. What he did to slippery monkeys at the hook. Okay. I'm ending. Now. I'm filling the room with foam. Thank you for podcast plank. Thank Thank you. you. Dana Carvey better than other humans..

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Trump entities to be subpoenaed by state attorneys general

24 Hour News

00:42 sec | 1 year ago

Trump entities to be subpoenaed by state attorneys general

"The FBI launched a probe into allegations that Epstein sexually abused. Dozens of teenage girls by having his personal assistance Lord into to his home where they thought they would be paid for giving massages but would instead perform sex acts to fight those allegations. Epstein assembled a legal dream team that included Alan Dershowitz and former special prosecutor, Kenneth Starr, the multi-millionaire could have faced life in prison. But with their help struck a deal, he pleaded guilty to state felony prostitution charges and served a thirteen month sentence. Epstein was allowed to spend up to twelve hours a day. Six days a week at his office. The federal prosecutor who agreed to the lenient sentence in that case, Alex Kosta, the current US secretary of labor Epstein was known to be politically connected flight law. Obtained by several media organisations indicate that former President Bill Clinton was on Epsteins private jet at least twenty six times between two thousand one and two thousand three f- seen supposedly new President Donald Trump who said in a two thousand two interview with New York magazine that F scene is a terrific guy. And that Epstein likes beautiful women as much as I do and many of them are on the younger side. Mr. Trump's attorney told Fox News there was no relationship between Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump. The now sixty five year old Epstein was one of the most successful money managers in America, handling billions of investors money if it were someone else that didn't have that money or power. They would be in jail for life. That's just what would happen to a Costas spokesman said that this matter has been publicly addressed in that the US district attorney's office defended a cost his actions. Meanwhile, Edward says that the settlement that he reached with Epstein. Included an apology and a competent financial agreement. Epstein had no comment that is jury could Dunkin reporting this morning president George H W Bush Bush's funeral will be today with his burial plan for tomorrow in Texas in the early nineties comedian Dana Carvey US, President Bush has comedy fodder and CBS news. Correspondent major Garrett said that the president was good natured about it. The president is to start out with mister Rogers. It's so beautiful lay in the neighborhood. Then you add a little John Wayne way gal. Let's go over there ranch. You put them together. You got George. Herbert Walker Bush together, President Bush and his comedic foil. Dana Carvey forged, a perhaps unexpected friendship that started after Bush lost his bid for reelection in nineteen Ninety-two, Mr Bush invited Carvey to the White House as a pick me up for the staff and Lincoln bedroom last night, and I couldn't resist get her on the phone, and I call it the secret service as the president fail outgun jogging tonight.

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Busy Philipps says James Franco assaulted her while they were filming 'Freaks and Geeks'

Jason and Alexis

01:54 min | 2 years ago

Busy Philipps says James Franco assaulted her while they were filming 'Freaks and Geeks'

"He's I don't know because we were there were a few of the few accusations of young actresses essentially saying that he was trying to sleep with them in exchange for parts show is parts. And yeah, pretty pretty freely showing can't do that. You are above them. You are like I think these celebrities. They don't want to get into this too much. But they don't understand that you're in a position of power like Louis C K. We're not just colleagues here you affect my career. Yeah. When I turn you down, you know, that it can affect my I don't know. Syncing college anymore. Dude. You're a major celebrity. Yeah. And the producer of a film. Not that even if you were just in college, you should do something like that. I'm just saying it's a double whammy there. You know? Oh, yeah. Yup. I'm going to read her book. Bully. Ooh, I forgot. I forgot busy filled in that show. That's one of those shows like the Mickey Mouse club with Justin and Christine and stuff. That spawned a lot of stars. You know, what I mean that cast was magical sort of like the short lived Dana Carvey show on ABC and lasts longer. Goodness. Every corral. Okay. Bob Odenkirk was in the Dana Carvey show. I'm sorry. Using examples of casts of certain shows that every one of them ends up to be a giant star freak freaks and geeks out. Whole whole cast. Well. Think about my so called life. That's another show that you know, very had a very short run. But had

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"dana carvey" Discussed on Talk 650 KSTE

Talk 650 KSTE

02:26 min | 2 years ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on Talk 650 KSTE

"The armstrong and getty show dana carvey trump impersonation dana carvey show total disaster celebrity apprentice a ratings so you then tested that show that's a good that's good and the visual is fantastic best trump for the person injured yeah ever anyway i came across his documentary in hulu it's called too funny to fail or whatever it was called yeah funny to fail dana carvey had a show i didn't even remember it was prime time on abc years ago yeah he left saturday night live got his own show hired as the head writer a young guy named louis ck and had as the stars of the show stephen colbert and corral wow front bow of several of the biggest stars in the history of comedy in the show didn't work and that's what the documentaries about but i decided watch that i just thought it was interesting from a well when you're in the entertainment business e there's all kinds of things involved in making something successful those are the most successful people like ever in the last quarter century at putting on tv shows and couldn't make it work for whatever reason but also get the kids listen failures part of success you'll get knocked down scaring teed get up try again corral said his agent told him he said if this doesn't work you're going to have to face the fact that you might not make it in this business but anyway i think our old agent watching that dana carvey impersonation of trump i thought that's so much better than alec baldwin's oh yeah we're discussing this off the air but alex is this wild character and there's no need with trump what what are you going to be more outrageous than trump now just do him in enormous talent underappreciated time i see him every time he shows up on snl or something like that he's always hilarious but anyway the real donald trump is speaking right now or just a couple of minutes ago i guess the something or other whatever it is here's what he had to say about immigration up through mexico mexico does nothing for us you hear it here they do nothing for us they could stop at they have very very strong laws try staying in mexico for a couple of days see how long that lasts okay.

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"dana carvey" Discussed on 790 KABC

790 KABC

02:14 min | 2 years ago

"dana carvey" Discussed on 790 KABC

"Culture but you know so i saw a lot of the jokes this is what it is i mean you got you get out there you take the punches every year most presidents do trump doesn't go which i think is crazy but stupid comedian so stupid there's nothing that can be said that can offend me i'm just defendable for trump is not he's humorless to not go go though that being said i totally wouldn't go why i say that because president is gone you have to have thicker skin look at george w there's a difference though because the difference is like dana carvey for example snl is always linked to the left that's fine dana carvey played george h w bush and was very very very funny when he did george h w bush they've had a chevy chase i think did gerald ford and they've done it all through the year and they do it but they don't do it from like a meanspirited sort of place is he hated biological oh come on you did you not see less comfortable.

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