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"dan soda" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

02:35 min | 1 year ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"You. Want I should never. Be the end of this. He thought they were saying Dave Dave. Dave, anybody heard was. Okay I There were a few days in their. Gay kind of took over at the end. Dave I'm A. I'm having a five hundred dollar dinner that I. Think you would be great to speak at. Visit your love to talk to you off podcast. Policy Proposals and listen. You have a super PAC. You're not committed to stall. I! Got One little t shirt printed Dan. You've got tons of money from what I hear billions day now. I. Even store I'm sure we can find something where the campaign and the Smith campaign can align. Listen I'm over. I think he's being Ari. I think at this point Ed. Loyalty pay for by the. Thank he's breaking up the show. I'll tell you. I WANNA. Keep the show together. That's what I WANNA do is make. Again. I think it's clear at this point that neither Jay nor Lewis can be the president because they're getting too competitive and dirty, and frankly and I say gay about this whole thing, can i. Not taking this seriously. Saying that he wants to make skanks funny again, I'll tell you right now. I love the show I think. It's the funniest fucking. Gay Interjection you're right, Dave. Dave Dave. Dave Ramsey. At. Funniest podcast on the planet. Hey let me say. Right now was. Really you're the most beautiful Omaha. Audrey of you your face. Hertie, but together we are gorgeous. Listen I agree with Louis I think this is the funniest podcast in the world. What I'm saying is that we don't win anymore. We're not funny like we once were, and I think if the people. Five or six one right now where we would crushing it since I've been running for President, point is. That might not be part of. That might not be far from the truth. Finally Dave's motivated, and why is they? Gave me the idea to get. The. First Time I've enjoyed three straight. Talk. One Board about Dan Soda. With all love, he's very susceptible. Very susceptible..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Good For You

Good For You

06:47 min | 1 year ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Good For You

"It's amazing gifts com uh-huh Mace Pink Maze ones I I remember I was in La Hoya California. Have you been down that La Hoya comedy store. It's it's so great now it's legendary legendary. It's not the first communist or I don't know what do I know but it's like a box. It's just so many comedy venues now are like old banks. I just the the sound does not reverberate. Dan Soda said that one of the club's was closed laser tag. Oh Sir do you low ceilings. Exactly why never understand that. Never love the seller so much. It's that's and the comedy connection was like that it Hossan right in Faneuil Hall. Yeah it was perfect. I remember walking in there. Like WHOA. This is a nightmare. You have to look at both sides you gotTa Swivel and then I understood this is like wingels Gotham. Okay yeah that was I. I mean the identity to that that the dimension sort of of the or the setup of the seller and the comedy connection and Faneuil Hall because I think a lot of people like why does this club somebody like the conditions. Yeah and this is a perfect box and very low ceilings. And it's just the greatest it's just like when it hits. Nothing feels better than that place. Yeah but anyway I was doing a job at the time about like it was so dumb it was like about some like how guys always have like a bowl of coins. Yeah true the guys don't. That's how comedians laugh. They go true patient. John like there's always over seats in it like a ring. It's it's best. A The best example is is reservoir dogs. When when when and Mr Orange is going out on the on the caper he goes into that that that dish and he finds his lucky? That's brilliant observation. It's always like like clogging class ring or football a piece of hard candy on worth a couple of random miscellaneous like Pena Colada out of candies feeling a four turn from a fortune cookie. There's always a couple international coins even though you've never travelled abroad brought a couple Pisa. Try because I think it's guys just empty their pockets. Yes it was. It was in their pockets. Goes in the JAR. Yes I think you one day aspire taking it to a coin star in that never happened. No it never happens is doing some joke about that. I don't know what it was and I was like so every guy has a jar and there was this guy in the front grow. who asked me for tickets? He had the time I had emailed. And we'd get people free tickets and whatever that's back when I thought that was a good idea because when people don't pay for tickets they're always they act like it's a free show they don't value it is not pay for value. Yeah Yeah you're worth nothing right. Sure are you that way. Yeah so he's in the front row and he was laughing the whole time. Almost to the point of it being like disruptive like clapping you know those guys the bass like the best life like what a great this is. What makes it all worth it? Look how much fun this guy's having this is why we do this on this band's face and then I'd I'd say thirty minutes and I'm like so every guy has a jar full of coins right and he just goes cold and he goes that so we can pay for your shit. Oh Jeez I was like I just walked into a landmine. I just walked into a Hornet's nest that I would like to carefully extricate itself from. Wow now so he had to get kicked out. Happy yelling at me up went outside and then Louie La Hoya's designed. There's a big window window and he stood outside and just stare at me the rest of the set through the window. Oh my gosh wild. That's brutal I used to. I feel like it's a nightmare. Walk into people's all stuff. Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah. People understand how it can be very dangerous. Yeah I agree. Yeah in this strange intimacy yes and this level of trust were. You're all going to while you're drinking made me on empty stomachs letting steam off. We're all just going to agree that you're going to be rain. Yeah did you see the Capela Rollo thing. Can you pull up John Capela Rouleau. Oh Hermosa I like this is. He's the best although I haven't seen him probably twelve years now. I haven't seen him in a while. Someone threw a glass at him at her most in nominee and magic. No so you see the Andy Dick the guy that punched Andy Dick in the back of the head. No Oh do where was that. Oh you gotta get my algorithm. You're in the wrong algorithm. Dude this is wildt built okay so a lady yelled fuck you owe. This lady is leaving. She's leaving she's grabbed her Aldo purse. And she's out of there. She's grabbing that coat that she got art and be out. I'm gone I'm cringing. I can't handle. This is making me so uncomfortable on Mardi upset but he doesn't even seem to be shaking like this is better than all that I had it. Why does that happen every night? Yeah that's an at the bigger question that is true. We haven't watched the deck. One right. This Andy Dick. One is so upset. This happened after show in New Orleans. Someone came up behind any any Dick and just knocked him out for fifteen an why did why did trump come up in that in that she was a trump supporter and he. He made a pejorative joke about trump. Okay and she got upset. Oh reason to throw glad human being nor disrupt the show nor disrupt the you leave if you you need of course. I guess I'm not for everyone you've got for sure. That is my big thing. I'm finding at the point where I'm like. You know I'm not for everyone I I don't have time to change anything more about myself right. This is it this is might be the best I can do. This is my best. I this is so upsetting. This is the guy who was on stage with him. I'm sorry who is after he was not saying. Wow he was looking. He was out for fifteen minutes and look grabs. His beer walks away off. It really upsetting. Sorry in you out who know but Andy Dick I mean I think a couple of people have. I'm sure eh walks away. No one knows what to do. That's the most depressing by route. No one's actually doing anything about it. I truly love this. I'm obsessed with this. I had peanut butter whiskey by myself.

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"dan soda" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

06:00 min | 2 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"My holiday. It's a holiday. I discovered with the help of mushrooms. I'm just trying to spread the word by this holiday discovered. It ain't me making it. It just comes through me so no i'm. I'm never gonna try to ever see a dollar off. Shem fest plus the episode right this guy xavier xavier him. He is now in zimbabwe way. He's he had an amazing amazing time on a bicycle. I mean it's jealous. This is a travel podcast for sure but it's more of an adventure podcast. I mean i'm so jealous. The freedom of sky had next week. I will talk all about my fucking month off. <hes> <hes> and just come with us you guys we sat on my roof. We talked about this fucking epic bicycle journey that i i i can't even believe it so join you guys for a great pass gas about fucking great ride. I got the thank episode three sixty three on a steel horse. I ride with xavier hema from the home of not just some of the earth youtube. I'm channel <hes> go. Check them out starts now. Oh sorry sir before i go to the one everybody who's going to edinburgh scotland alan definitely go see steve renaissance. He's doing this show. Please forget about that nine eleven lie but everything that went with it all the fucking backlash l. y. Through saying it the first place all of it. That's the one shied wanna see four charlotte edinburgh also sean patton and dan soda and trager and he bought nick doc <hes>. They're all there too. I'm sure with lots of other funny. I hear shaw alice. Keeler male roommates had both their call donnelley's always really good vin taylor's always really good <hes>. I'm sure i'm leaving people out but definitely see renaissance four thirty at the caves just the tonic the caves and the big room but here's the last thing i want to say <hes> unrelated to this episode pill but asking me. What are you guys gonna do for sober october this year. What are you gonna do what the challenge and we were trying to figure it out you guys i made a video instagram <hes> on what is it monday or sunday sunday. Excuse me <hes> or saturday and it was just me saying the last. I wonder maybe after this. The second last one i believe should be a flashing challenge. We shall see how much we floss and i made a video stated my case. I'll make a i'll make another video sometime on this week and then maybe also just meltzer next week but we're trying to find. We're trying to find the real challenge and i believe i'm the floss. Boston will win that challenge. Maybe that's why they don't the guys don't want to want to do that <hes> anyway. Let's start the episode abrahama on steelers. I ride episode three sixty three starts naohiro aw i won't do. I want to ride my i want to buy i won't i won't too sided where i say why shouldn't never my scene style rush. Give me a drastic steiner superman look. I want to talk to the food. They start but yeah. I i'm in new york. Yeah that's cool. What do you think so far visit yeah up here first appearance daytime yeah. I feel like that's pretty cool. I'm definitely going to be coming back and probably not gonna end up staying more today back talk to ottawa. I don't know you'll see all. I feel it might do another car. Situations separation between ottawa and toronto people jump off for fun like two hundred water bridge so cool old looking and then everyone was like slim the reverend toronto take a pitch it is it's not it's like in between the two. It's like maybe right on the border of ontario. Forget what the name of the place was there once and we took me to do like the floats down the river there in the summertime joins up together after the blues fest one year off no it's about an hour outside towards toronto and it's like yeah it's off the highway bridges of madison county kind of style bridge and he just jump off into the river pretty fucking glorious if the water is high enough yeah. I think it's not raining available to try that. Yeah maybe montreal i forget what i new. York pretty excited.

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"dan soda" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

07:00 min | 2 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"I hate Cavaca Tony the icing on the cake is Rica bat loose snarky soprano people sound like they shot black lectures. Center. Eric Babb preaches. What she does. Bringing pure Anglo power. If you wanna hear ripping area in thunder, shred, God, stand behind me on my Nordic quest, oh, has himself tunes. Only the most powerful pink from. To the ears of the white, man. The music sounds like it came from this. I see. You probably brain. Fields there. They stand. Aries guide my swamp. Oh, that is music to fuck on some aid to make it this far. The show. That's good. That's great. Thank you. It's good that. I can't wait to that. Barbecue? Racing. Ain't. Back to your kids. Flavors in the real people. Actually, like that one, though. To well, here's the question. Good. What do you like better the first one angel blade or brain minutes ongoing brain medicine? Certainly nine cloth Mike. You only get one vote in this one too. Separate, but equal. That's really hard for me because they're so different. And they're both so good at what they do. Well, what do you want to vote for Brown? Await here, Dan soda, I you come on. That's sweet sweet picking. And you think I'm not going to vote for them going brain medicine a minute. All rain medicine. What is that John ra- brain medicine? Music. I don't know if Armagh suitable. All right. Who wants to go next? I'll go next. I'm gonna say brain medicine. We'll there's three for brain medicine. I'm gonna vote for brain medicine brain medicine win. I mean we was what do you want to say? It was really close. I I'm not gonna argue with that at all. But I really enjoyed angel try to argue you're gonna get this brain medicine. Yeah. I like solid music what they did. But you're right. Pre medicine. They nailed it. I liked what they did. Moving into the final four gentlemen, brain medicine. You can buy a lot of old wash Tubbs and whatever else you need to make music Lewis. Some moonshine big old rubber band, that's to boot man. Oh. Our second battle of the its Bundy in the spins versus south fork. You wanna read the Bundy in the, spins bio, no? Oh my God Bundy into dispense, and this, this is actually near and dear to me, because Bundy is a four piece, rock and roll pump banned from Troy, Ohio, fans latest, subtitle, EP bats was released October thirty two thousand eighteen but that was Halloween. That way, split album contains the four tracks of minute below drunk bat, wing, burn, with me and night, creepers probably not gonna be you. I think gossiping some all colognes big j wares. With all. Release the hard at work naked live show from status city members. Brandon cook on lls Zach Robin on drums times Collins on guitar and Mark shedder on base over. They only call him shedder all shutter shedder. Play. Chevron play anything honestly cheddars cousins highway patrol. Getaway on there. Song as burn with me by rob zombie kicking. Do get away. Two. Come on back. I was playing Tony hawk. Yeah. Right. You know, for the life of me I can't figure out why they think you guys are Nazis. All I wanna do is get away from Jews on boarding, then affordable love to getting chased by a square guy. So get it when my tag means. A south fork, what the fuck with these bios. Do these are Mark short one. They gave me a little Mark, norm. And that's too long. It be happy. All right. South fork bio. Humor. Yada. Shane matt. Nor breads that were destined together, and make one about bitch slap and Rosa Parks. Oh, played that contestant too early back brush, three regular Joes with the Jain norm amount of talent. Shane work men, Matt prudent and Mickey Novak from northern California. It's keeping the central valley on its toes with its down home southern rock style music syndrome. Shout out Lake County occasionally. They'll add a fourth Joe to the mix aka an Andrei filing..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

04:47 min | 2 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"Get laughed past dot com. WWW get laughed past dot com. Or if you're looking at save some time just gonna get laugh dot com. Use promo quits gangs that lets them know that we send you there going Joe some live comedy. All right. Let's show. I was out. The world's first comedy party. Skank best NYC is back, and we're going bigger than ever before Oli should done so much to make the Arizona lot part of history. This year, the three full days of skanks Davies, Hugh, twenty-first twenty-third at Brooklyn bizarre in Brooklyn, New York, wanna hear the blah, blah, blah, blah. They wanted. Over a hundred fifty stand up comedians in live pie past including the leisure skanks are Shapir, Dan soda. Michael J come town Janine Garoppolo the Lucas brothers Nate bar Gaffey, Kurt Mestre. Jake. The snake Roberts Benton. Tony hinchcliffe. The goddamn comedy jam Robert Kelly, Bonnie McFarland rich Voss the Anthony cumia show. Believe you me with Michael bitch, bang, Ron Bennington in many, many more. Stank fest in y c as there was a fantastic universal sense wherever we were doing right that we were when it's on sale now at skank best NYC dot com. Thing in this point cut. If he. The company policy. Always shed welcome to lead. You to Skaggs pitcher has gathered on a fuckers. Fuck happen. Could for literally thirty two seconds energy. They all fell apart. It's all right. Big j we don't know what happened. Do we have has her big today? Is there an ATM? Jay is there passed away themselves in solidarity with the product. Jerry and Kiko on his hands offer smack in the shadow Christine tonight. The only band of ever listened to. Palms were protective of his fingers were still pretty sore. Yeah. Yeah. J Cozma crossover band. Jay and Luke Perry the two heartthrobs of the nine right? If you would've said who died today big Luke Perry. If you ask me like a year ago who on this day who would be alive waiter gathered one hundred scientists year ago and said who was gonna die. So, you know, climate change is real because Luke Perry's dead. Right wing reasoning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look, we have a great show planned today. Big j out in the west coast right now doing something, I don't even know what is out west. I don't know. But I am loving the legroom. Fucking do show must go on you big Joe's complain about me on my legs up in Nashville because he so wide never realized how crammed in every single. It's a little bit of a man spreader. Yeah. See, you know, what fuck big j guys. It's going to be a nicer show much more legroom. Remember that time when ARA came over to my place, and he told me he needed use my computer. And then he emailed you from my Email. Let's consider doing legion gangs without Jay just called me. I'm so glad you brought us up not subject. Unbelievable show plan today. Big James s impression I've ever done a few or anyone. Put more effort in your as it came out was like, wow, the great ours. You fear is in studio. Everyone. Turning. Also, it's been a little while also back from the deadliest and gentleman. It's come towns. Dick Mullen, come on. Hawk hawk year. It's a big deal to have you guys here together. And it's also a big deal because today officially marks today that's gang stick. It's are on sale. No presale happened a month ago. The tickets are officially on sale. We announce I thought you'd be on top of this supposed to be. You really not promoted this year. What happened? I thought you start to rely on me..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Guys We F****d

Guys We F****d

01:45 min | 2 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Guys We F****d

"Unless like you like you like to and not again, this is like a stereotype. But like blue collar workers are not going to, you know, be as interested in leg. Right. Social issue. I know and that's fine. That's great. I love having bringing opposite things at the table. Just like fucking liberal, and a fedora is not gonna be able to build a shell for you. And now, totally fine. And these are all stereotypes, but they're pretty true PIN. I would love to fuck in blue blue collar guys. I really like a lot I like them. And maybe that's the dad thing 'cause my dad's. I like them call tea, and so's my brother, ultimately, I can't see it working out though for me. Yeah. With those. We'll see then my idea was like all a blue collar comedian on an actual like Jeff FOX like like, Dan soda. I would say is like blue collar ish, you think you can fix something. I don't think he could if he if he went on that Pat if he didn't become a comedian. He would not build shelf. Let's say let's set up an obstacle course for comedians and see not fix something. Yeah. Yes. James? That was one of my main things I was like, oh, hi, he can fix us. A he can fix things. So this is perfect. This is great. All right, guys. So we have been shining along time. But that's because we can do whatever. The fuck you want. Yet are episode only every couple of episodes or maybe not every couple of months. Maybe we're going to do an Email episode because people really want to know, what's in our inbox in this gives us the appropriate amount of time to go through it and not rush an answer. Especially not now that we're not doing the bonus episodes anymore. Again. There's been a couple of changes. I announced it on the final episode that that would have been the final episode, but people have been asking. So just if you are wondering, I wasn't joking. And again, we're going to have other things, you know, out of certain point..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:38 min | 2 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"It's going to be tough, son. I'll come dead the. Wall. Yeah. No Christmas the wall while they as President Trump, what did Wilbur Ross mean don't say the word president and Trump like back to it's just weird going like you're on the wrong side of history. They asked your boss. You pay his salary. Just doesn't pay other people. President Trump what did Wilbur mean by that local people know who they are where they go for groceries and everything else. And I think when Wilbur is probably trying to say is that they will work along banks of working along if you have mortgages, the mortgages of the folks helping the interest and all of those things they work alone. And that's what happens in time like this. They know the people they've been dealing with them for years, and they work alone, the grocery store, and I think that's probably what will Ross. But I haven't seen a statement. But he's done a great job. I will tell you that he's working along the new word from whoring yourself out for piece of bread. I'm going to go to the grocery store and say, hey, part of this government shutdown is affecting me. I work for the government. You back later. I'm gonna take a little couple eggs and some bread, you know, me work along work along with me. Hey, Keith a came to play poker airplane the end of night didn't bring money along. Right. Anyone who understands what a grocery store is twenty. Twenty. All right here, we go. Let's make some phone calls tend, let's congratulate some people. All right. It's not all doom and gloom up. I best drunk, right? And this is very exciting. We're up for like really good drunks, Bert Kreischer flops back and forth between if he's an alcoholic or not wife fully convinced him he wasn't. So they're fine. A movie based on a Rolling Stones article based on him being the biggest party animal in the entire world. But he doesn't know if he has a drinking problem, you can party with tea party is a party wants, Bert Kreischer shows out right van balder is named after you. But now he is one of the most fun people we've ever met, so congratulations. Now, there was also Dan soda who's been sober because we called what? Because kief got a phone call from an old friend Tex from my old buddy in grade school almost John Linder men, and I can read from the Texas hyphen doing I'm a fucking support your show. I'm like, okay. Thanks sounds. Good. Fucking your great. Don't you show up looking good and keep doing it? I said the migraines summit house through some bucks. I think he actually pulled through he gave her Kickstarter. Really? Yeah. So he's our new best friend. And then also there's Kevin do say who called me up and decided to hit on me. What you mentioned the divorce, of course. And kevin. I did I did ask for it. Yes. I mentioned in divorce and celibacy Kevin called two in the morning. As if he said your name, right, right? And also, he wasn't addressing Miki's. Right. Right. He was Keith tell Kern. She says she's on as being, but I could tell she is and Mike doesn't work right? Anyway. Long pauses drunks. But I can do the things that women can do. Okay. Down in such and so forth all women due to me. So that's cool. Have you ever had such a nice way of getting hit on? But we're starting wish with a landslide over here at seventy percent landslide. Right inside a me speaking on behalf of Mark Douglas who was on the show as well. Here. He is Kevin do say for Kevin do say Wu's come the Kevin how you doing?.

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"dan soda" Discussed on Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast

Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast

02:57 min | 2 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast

"Now, he's not in it today. Triple h did immediate call where people asked him about LARs Sullivan and his status and triple h seem to pretty much blow it off and say everything's fine. With LARs we're continuing business as usual with LARs Salvin. And and yeah, they're the anytime you've got somebody like this. You're going to have one hundred stories about him. And maybe you don't need to believe all of them. So I don't know exactly what's going on. But it would appear that they're they're building up a reason for either Johnson and did not be in the Royal rumble. Or for his appearance to be brief for him to certainly not win the Royal rumble. So who knows what Johnson is going to do it wrestlemainia? You've got to imagine that he'll be there. Maybe. They'll do a John CENA undertaker rematch where they actually do it for real this time because we never really got an explanation as to why John CENA got demolished the way that he did maybe we will get the lar- Sullivan Johnson and match. Maybe there's another match we're gonna get who knows. But it it would there is a chance that we will not actually see John CENA in the Royal rumble. So essentially covered so much of this with Dan soda in the interview segment, I wanna move onto story number four story. Number four has to do with a tweet that I sent out. So I'm watching raw, and I'm watching Seth Rollins versus drew McIntyre, the matches amazing the fans are chanting. This is awesome. This is awesome. This is awesome. I'm sitting at home on my couch in my head. I'm thinking, this is awesome. This is awesome. This is awesome. And then I go man, we have matches like this more often than not on raw, you know. Even a raw that that is not the greatest ROY in the world, usually has at least one great match on it. We're getting these these these great matches on raw. Every week now because that's what WWE TV looks like. And I told you I was talking about it with soda. I talked about it before soda. I spent a good chunk of time this weekend. Watching WWF superstars for nine hundred ninety two and watching I've probably watched four or five episodes. You know, incense it's been posted. And like, I said, I love this stuff. It's my childhood. It's so nostalgic for me, I it's so much fun to watch in the storytelling in the in the big characters. I mean, it was so character rich, but it was really interesting because they were advertising for the wrestlemainia eight VHS tape and they were advertising for the behind the scenes footage. That was on these tapes. And it was the the stuff that WWE was doing in the Indianapolis area surrounding wrestlemainia eight it was like the predecessor to WWE access. Now, you go to an event like the Royal rumble. They've got Royal rumble access. They've got an x t takeover fried. Day night. We've got not Sam wrestling live, which by the way, for those you paying attention to the state of wrestling on tell you right now, you'll be the first to know it's looking like we're gonna have a Rene young appearance at not Sam wrestling live in Phoenix. If you're going to be in Phoenix, it's looking like, we're gonna have a Rene young appearance..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:53 min | 3 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Do they bullshit extra strength or do? You. Get extra extra. There is actually Zayda. Cam night, slip chemists that come out of this. And in this one. It was five milligrams per spray bottle was normally one hundred milligrams two hundred milligrams. But this bottle was five milligrams sprays. You just open the bottle and poured into a thing. It's about a million. Oh, it was so much. It was so much. So like, we drink these balls of spray, and we we crush sucrets, and they crush soucrits Moore the cough. Yeah. Yeah. You could crush them. And then the exam would go down to the bottom and be like a white powder at the end what? Yeah. And then what happens? What are you? What's one of your stores? I'll tell you what didn't happen hearing cancer. Probably could have if I didn't do so much damage. All right. So one time I. Got. I thought that there was all these horses that were my my they got into my room, I didn't fit. They just all of a sudden there was horses in my room. And I was like this is not cool everyone get the horses out and then the horses just ran on top of me. And so they're breaking all my bones. And you feel it feels like kind of feel like it was like like zig. Nothing was fuel things. We're changing my body. But nothing physically writing in my body and people were in the room. And you're like, why are you watching these horses went over me? That's that you screaming. Terrifying knows. I was like I can't believe this is happening because you're so out of it. It's your body leaves your soul kind of. And you're watching yourself in these circumstances that aren't that's what I'm saying like the rooms the same, but you're out of your body kind of. And you're watching the things that are happening to you in this room, where do you go from there after the stamp Ede? Just lied there. And I was flattened by a bunch of horses, and he said I need medicine. My broken. Anymore officer for this? People recommend this on our show. In fact, the Dan soda just said the other day he thinks everybody should have to take an unmanageable amount of mushrooms. At least once it expands much should everybody have to do a bottle of Robitussin. I'm gonna say this. I've had this argument with a lot of people at funny, I've had this a lot. And this is the thing if you're bipolar if you're schizophrenic, obviously, no those are things you have without drug use beforehand. Don't go and give things that will make more delusions happened. Right. Enjoy what you got. I feel like those psychoses are it's athletes eight I think they are trip and like you're just managing a trip in real life. Bingo, exactly. So can't get off. Don't don't don't add info. Like, you know, if you have a virus don't keep on down voting. Sure. The other virus? Pewter? We'll just die to all this stuff. And it got to the point where you would be so Bor and all of a sudden walls around your Milton. Yes. That's gotta be tripping. It's it's it's one of those things where it was like, oh, this is cool. And then you're like, I wonder when this is gonna stop I broke my brain. I broke it and I'm nineteen I'm nineteen years team. Yeah. 'cause you also heard because I've heard of this like you do too much too early age. You could stay that way. So you hear that? But then you also everything they say is lies. That's the problem. Fifteen through now internet full of lies and truths and anecdotal scientific fake shis. Now, I have my dayquil Nyquil. I do I take thirty milliliters every six drink five. Dalby the truth..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:00 min | 3 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"It's the toughest because you wanna stay strong. But it's like with the focus team doing. Yes. That's exactly right. And I knew I would get it three now of how talk to me by period. Like, you know, you're gonna rebound. Get back up there. I'm on your three of putting a hundred dollars on the Steelers to win the Super Bowl. I lost two hundred dollars so far if they win the Super Bowl by let's say within seven years total. Even at worse. What's fun about betting? Go even though I hope let the window. I'll keep doubling up the hundred just keep doing it housing. That's the worst case scenario is he ties, but you know, no worse cases. This starts nasty. Little gambling. Keith trading. Do you think the nuggets got the pelicans one and a half betting a west coast? That's deep play poker? No. I mean, we could just be blackjack poker and blackjack it's cards, and then you move on. It's so fast at all what it is team game. You gotta sit at the horseshoe together. That's what I hate that team bullshit. I don't know these fucking people next people, you know, case because they get mad to your terrible actor, I leave never. Getting upset and act like it's really hot. I took away the cover for his cO slamming down. I didn't let us in. But I think it was scolded. I didn't let I didn't let get yelled at by strangers at a blackjack table, but I make money. So I lied. You're an asshole I leave with my money. I'm like you taught me a lot. Because what you do. Is you go for your hand? Yes. He'd not the dealer to bus because we don't all split our money at the end of it. You know, you don't, but you get money if you bet and he busts you win. Everyone wins know. Oh, that's so funny. You're like the guy that's like socialism doesn't work and you go with a certain aspects of out of here. What are these people cut me in line at that stupid buffet all of a sudden, we're friends at the table on trying to win twenty-five of hand. Or you're trying to get where you're trying to get to Keith twenty-five him. God damn right. Then soda. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram at Dan soda, the websites. The same Dan Soder dot com. It's all they're all there, but you have to send him compliments, and and then he has to take it in. Ever goes good job ago, taking it in taking it in. And you know, what that's a lesson to all of us when people give compliments you just do the Dan Ota taken it in which I still don't do. But I'll try the effort that counts. It's the thought the effort it so much so many things count. It's amazing people fuck up. I can't wait to Taylor swift until you. I'm not gonna ask you directly songs written. I'm competitive..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

05:28 min | 3 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"November six at the comedy store in Los Angeles might be sold out. If it's not you guys got us. Get tickets right now. Are you? Sure. Do I mean like right now, I would say go watch the degenerates watch a few golic's leases. But like, right if you wanna go to that in LA on November six voting day, you got if it's not gonna get it. Now, if it has gone all probably be back in. President's day weekend. I think somewhere around there, but I'm doing a live table read of shooter the script I wrote in college, and I'm excited about and guess what we got the play shooter fess BN, Dan soda from the show billions. He's in. They should know nealer in get more comics. It's gonna be fun. Got damage can be fucking basing. Got damnit. I'm like excited and also like scared of how awful it was. I haven't read it in a while. I read it and I'm Mike. I'm like not. I don't know looking forward to it. You know? Let's see tour. And then my European tour starts on. October thirty first at ten AM Dublin time, we were adding tickets for the second show the second show Huilan's at sold out in talking three or four days last time. So again, if you're a doubling get those tickets like right away. But here's my European tour. Reykjavik Iceland, November sixteenth Brighton. That's sold out or no, I think it's like forty tickets left. So jump on that London. Both shows are sold out. Manchester that was moved to the dance house. I think that's sold out two doubles. I said was okay. And then Brussels November twenty six Amsterdam November twenty seventh Stockholm November twenty ninth round gonna see my friend. That I met in Timor Leste day that'll be nice. Stonger? Norway, November thirtieth Berlin. I'm most excited about December. Second. Really cited upper I wanna go to that fucking nightclub. You guys know which one. Copenhagen December fourth where I will see to my friends one that I went hiking with Austria, the summer also want hiking with me, and mar. Selena, that'd be fun Oslo, December fifth Zoric, December ninth. And then from Zurich, I'm going with my brother to a lot and guys the Jerusalem shall become as soon and hopefully Tel Aviv show storytelling show. We'll be coming soon. Too. In addition to that, I have some American stuff, you might wanna go to January sixteenth is a storytelling show in Washington DC at six than I converted church. Fifteenth. Big Jay is doing it. Not sure who else. Also, if you come into the storytelling show, it'll be tonight where costume I'm gonna wear cost. It's scary stories so feel free to wear the costume. Don't be an asshole about it. But where cost them? All right. What else we got here? Just a few Sacramento. January third fourth fifth comedy works. Where record my first and only CD in Denver January twenty four twenty five twenty six the wise storytelling show every first second Cindy ago. Very fifteen sixteen seventeenth the congress or the Hoya. All right and Phoenix in March, seventh eighth ninth. None of these up yet. Back to the Simpsons. I'm a bark guy and a Homer guy. I actually never liked the Lisa episodes. I wonder now looking back if it was because it was woman stuff. I always thought it was just because they gave Lisa the fuck in the Downer. Roles. You know, she was an activist. So every time there's a lease episode like the fucking Kerr so much like. The blues musician whose name the blues guy who is the blue sky bleeding, gums Murphy. Oh my God. Okay. So I just look that up leading us Murphy. And when I found was the Simpsons sing the blues the full album. Wow. Guys. I had this album. I had a single blue. That's how much of a fan. I was. Oh gonna play three these songs. I'm gonna play three of these songs for the Dow show Thuc rock music. I'm gonna play three songs. I listen to this in my car all the time. I had Fleetwood MAC greatest hits remember that the Batman soundtrack the score. Maybe drastic park to score. But those are the only weirdo ones, and then I had normal shit owing go Boyne go the one with its dead man's party, which I'm knocking apply now. I should because I mentioned it. But no, I'm gonna play three songs off the Simpsons sing the blues. Wow. God I had my Datsun two forty S X two hundred six. It talked about it for seven hundred bucks..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Hi Haters

Hi Haters

02:59 min | 3 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Hi Haters

"Echo chamber, comedy. We just had like a thing go pretty like viral for us. Like with me, Colin Pete Davidson butthole is, oh, you're the one that called Pete Butler. Yeah, I still. You don't fucking fifteen. So we. That was on Thursday and then like everything happened on Friday. And so I wrote like a recap blog about it on Monday. Everybody's like, dude, this is so old hat might like, what's can I just blog about at one time after it happened is Pat myself on the back a little bit? Yeah, it's we're in the age of things blow up quick. They go away quick and I think the way to get around that is I just try. I'm just trying to work consistently and get better so that you know, like you can maintain longer because I think like read this great book and I forget the author that wrote it, but it's a history of comedy. It's called like comedians, pickpockets, scoundrels, and thieves. And one of the things that guy says in the very front of the book he's like, I've done so much research on comedy. I promise you the longer, it takes someone to be come, big and comedy, the longer their career, the ones that blow up quick go away very quickly. And he's like, that's the one thing I know about comedy for sure. And you. It's like to read that. Comic that's not blown up. All of us hope. Best news I've seen. All right. Keep climbing step-by-step. Yeah, because it is. I think there are ways now to manipulate social media and there's ways to manipulate bloggers into really writing about you when you don't do good work. Yeah, you're not doing good work. It's like if we were all arc, if comedy was architecture, everyone, it'd be like this house is unbelievable. It's unstable die if you live in it. Yeah, I'm building a house that's not as cool, but it will be up in two hundred years foundation over here. Hi, I'm solid foundation. And do you have any big shows? Anything else you want to say before com for live dates fucking touring nonstop till the end of October. And then you know, I'm on the road consistently every month. Yeah, just trying to evolve. Try not to do the fucking same act. Need to operating grandma bits. Now if you wanna see Dan soda, do grandma bits checkout dance, Soder dot com. At Dan Soder. On social media? Yeah. Thanks so much for coming on. It was checking, man. It's nice meeting you guys. Thanks for your service and thank you. Go forty, Niners. All right. We'll get go jazz stance odors gushers for the troops. I'm gonna. Fuck in. I want to do this. I wanna do snacks snacks for souls. We can do in conjunction in like z. BT presents Dan soda presents gushers presents. Yeah, get gushers involved because then what they can do is they when they do something where it's like a styrofoam pack, so it would melt. I think so we'll work with them on it. We'll get to do send it to Afghanstan during the winter. There you go. That's what we do. So.

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"dan soda" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

03:55 min | 3 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on UFC Unfiltered with Jim Norton and Matt Serra

"So I mentioned it. News on you. He can blow himself and I'm just saying. So was going on. That'll fuck it. No, I don't care guy. We all respect me. We all respect American blow himself. Yeah. Yeah. Affect me? No. I mean, I was able to do that. I blew myself a lot as a kid because I realize, oh, wait, somebody else get rolling. Now. So this the, you've got to find out someone can stop throwing dicap- because they're super flexible or their dick can reach their mouth. I asked him that, and he said, it's both. It's got you need a combination of the two. Is it impressive your tongue just gets to the top, you know, because I've done that. I've flicked it a couple of times in my life when I was really, yeah, I was a young man and I was able to stop it, but I'm fairly flexible that was much more flexibility and an average dick than it was me having a big dick and being flexible. So let's talk about this at your house. I Jay. How close did he gotten? No, I would never even try it. I said, I just knew I wouldn't mind all the body in between would just never get around. Why make myself feel like I've already done enough weird things. How many things you have going j. j. j. has legionnaires gangs with Dave Lewis. You have fucking you and Dan Soder during the bonfire or have something else. These These are are these. these around. Yeah, man, siriusxm comedy, central radio is me and Dan soda, the bonfire soda. He's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. And then mean, Ralph Sutton do on gifts Ralph lot. Yeah, I do FDR show and leisure. Skanks on that crazy. Having so many pro, it's like, do you get Calama panic-stricken person? I'm like, if I don't juggle ten things I'm gonna fail. So if I have a bunch of things from the year, they can't fail at once. I've so many, you know, same thing to take care of like I have a lot of overhead, so it's it. I feel I'm constantly skirts. Gangs. What exactly is that. A bunch of comedians? No, it's just a three of us me Louis j Gomez and Dave Smith, and we bring on guests every week, but we just kind of try to attack the grossest most horrible, sad, treacherous subjects possible. And they have good fan base too man. They have fans sitting there. They have really good fans. It's pretty great. And then we've, it's funny we've been asking for years going like, where's the flack? Like? Why do we never get? You know, they'd have a, they'd say, this comic or that comic man like a rape, joke, all these kind of things that all this flat come back on, we're like, I don't know how we skirt through boy. Oh boy. When it came, it came. When did it come. On the last couple we haven't heard it's not 'cause because it's not like national wasn't like some article or something like that, but just like a guy erupted, our show and grabbed the microphone and started saying there was a white supremacist rally or some. You know what's going to keep saying comedies dead is I don't think it's comedy, isn't Lewis? Yeah, he's Puerto Rican me and David, both Jewish and they call this. The guy was young. We were Nazis, but it's like, I can't satire now that I know both. You're Jewish mister Puerto Rican. I won't do the. Yeah. Thank you for the heads. No, it's just so funny that people like yellow and and what's Kasim is dead. What do you what he was upset about was we have a a fan made a teddy bear an adorable teddy bear for us that when you squeeze plays the song, it's plays the scene for American history, x of the guy singing though race, you know, to the shore, you You know know, the answer. whatever it is like my is seeing the Gloria that song, it's super races Lear, and it's a little bear that point. Yes, so it's ridiculous. Yeah, that's ridiculous. They have that thing. You know, there's some guy gets up. He couldn't take it anymore after that. But no one got mad at the actors who sang it. One got mad at the fucking director, David Kay. I think his name was for that movie for having for putting that in the movie. But if the comedian's mock it, we're assholes. Yeah, it's ridiculous thing to have happened. Yeah..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

03:20 min | 3 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"These fucking doing, but with. Tim doing. Pick up my phone. It's connected to nothing. That likes, which doesn't work ma'am. Your teeth rapi. So, yeah, I used to be quite the little poet and. For my other band members would write the Lear expect lyrics by the basis. That's weird. And so I would do that sometimes clower. So Dan, thank you for wearing the shirt by the way, Dan guys, how fucking greatest Dan soda? He's only here tonight. Gave me his ability for scanning, and then he said, I'm there the whole weekend, not a problem. Then he came back to me. It was my grandma's birthday, right? My mom's birthday respect Trish big seven zero. Splitter at eighty three still feel bad about it. Your mum gross. Hor mother would want you to be here tomorrow. No, I don't think she would. To come up for a birthday party. We actually flew her here and we're going to show her the best birthday party trust on out. Into the showdown. Tristesse show where kits for skanks pipe. So she's in her for the. Showing a thing anymore. Like I'll show my tents for. No, no. It's just. Louis great way to subtly ask for someone to flash. You. When Bobby does it, it's nice. Baba. Kelly will be here later tonight. Right? Yeah, we did show up for fucking for. Yeah. What you guys are. Right. You're right. The event. You know the bummer. It was when he first comb and we have to talk him into doing the air, drum battle against me. He fucking. He said, the problem was he goes now, dude, he's got a practice for like a month. A month. He said practice. I just pick the songs and do them when I get here. And then he came and he goes, all right, I'll do it. And then he goes, I got a bad cut on my thumb. So I can't air drum sticks. Saucy cruise getting week. Now he breaking. He cut his thumb, making a spoon. He was wittily. Making a fucking spoon in almost cutters are gonna have to old yeller your generation comics. You're the only one God, damn. If you're in great shape. I mean, you always dress like your training, backyard fight. Bobby Bortles. James wittling. He's fucking into hiking, and in. Hiking, does he watch it on the Qingcheng. He only hikes downhill, but he. Dogs, boeing. Hiking up is cans because his belt..

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"dan soda" Discussed on Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast

Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast

01:40 min | 3 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast

"Talk about and i think that that's what we want to hear ladies and gentlemen this week on sam roberts wrestling podcast it's the best andre the giant impression in the business it's the best randy savage impression in the business no matter what bruce prichard tells you the man that meant the legend this weekend sam rabbits wrestling podcast it's dan soder and now the sam roberts wrestling podcast interviews well at long last back on sam ramparts wrestling podcast ladies and gentlemen dan soda hello close have rubber said how would andre the giant say what if i lost i lost all the abilities and mike i'm coming up i even try not to address andrea know were of soaks the documentary i'm re drew start doing bob cat oh man what happened to dan soda he was my he was my favorite and he blew a vocal so let's talk about wrestlemainia oh wrestlemainia do you have a favorite wrestlemainia five five yeah that's the best for me because it was like mega towers collide who is everything colliding who's like i loved wrestling the most hoke i was big hulkamania oh a good build up as a great buildup is amazing it was a year long i became i think it's like you know that old saying where they're like you should be you should be liberal when you're young and conservative when you're old or something like that you should be a whole ca maniac when you're little and you should be a macho man fan when you're an adult.

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"dan soda" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:52 min | 4 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"And she insane and they lay for saying it she so insane everything okay when cheetah's male dnotice you change the way everybody talk in the room and then the talks like this july maybe it's i don't know he he lets me be lose because home ahead of say this deal who may be a only got wait yeah i what are you and dan soda gonna talk about mariah carey i'm saying it's like visiting 'cause you're only outlet for the entire year for talk about mariah thank you i okay so i went on this show called page six right and it's like it's like that new york's tmz whatever anyway so those people out there and the show's basically like four people and they just lay there i heard you know we have this story and this source of this if i was are it's a panel it's a panel show right so i was on is like the commuted guess so i'm supposed to be there to make jokes and one of the topics was mariah and she had done this facebook live video which i watched and they took it down because it was so uncomfortable will say right i what is it going to be i've watched so many mariah carey twice why why why why why running around her house which are houses beautiful she looks great right i mean that that's not the issue but she so she's running it but she's she's supposed to be promoting this new song called the star right which i made the joker page six she's promoted this move song call the star should be called the falling star and igf a yet but audie was like war and i just was like yes and then i just said she looked kuku bananas and all it too yeah i wasn't like and there was no i didn't say anything about like why wasn't like body shaming or going after any i was literally this video was wild and kuku bananas and what is she doing and is happy with us like katy perry she'd these celebrities try to make themselves look like down there with people i will mean rumor that katy perry actually i listen to that episode last one was hour we listen to the katy perry talking to jaffar at that's therapist or whatever and i mean.

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"dan soda" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

The Adam Carolla Show

02:19 min | 4 years ago

"dan soda" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show

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