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S2 #13 STANDING AT THE WRONG GRAVE

Chats With Cats Podcast

44:04 min | 2 weeks ago

S2 #13 STANDING AT THE WRONG GRAVE

"Tamminen hot fresh from a public holiday long weekend here in the beautiful state of allied. Where it's been fucking terrible weather. It's the chats cats podcast. And you're here with dan rick mock and it's been a busy week. Yeah has been a busy week. Been like so busy here. Daytime are nari we cup. It's always not tom glasgow here. It's like always dark is fog. And now we've got like sunset almost and we'd love dilute savings. Love the fuck out of it long days. It's just better but normally are remember probably for the last ten years or more every tom. Dial at savings comes around the first days. Just beautiful not this year shit shit and hanks bad wind wind sorry windy. I'll just gonna quickly bumping the thing. That are putting the group chat because i was fucking sidelined. Y y saw a post on facebook and it was one of those will. This is the exact one. Everyone's first job was at. Mcdonald's proved me wrong and then people come in not all worked here there now. I never did that. Did this to this job and blah blah blah and then saw one. It was my sister's mother-in-law put now just hikes chocolate society and jobs posted down below. Joel is a listener of the plo custody. By the way so shout out to joe hijo but he's put down below. Hi mom this is this game. It's one of those things where they're trying to fish for your from ashley information fee security sacred passwords and all. That sort of stuff on never knew that before it blew my mind rating and i had a chocolate to start with. I thought he was just gonna say hi. Mom a stupid comment but then a click flock raid more. It's a scam and blah blah. Just literally bomb today. He's old a fan at. That's it's really clever. It's a horrible thing and like fucking whoever does that but that is actually really clever. Clever i would have never even thought of that. You don't put one what i wanted to get. It goes far. I would never come in on one of those things but a lot of people and a lot of people are going to get scammed go with the standard secret question that some companies could be an optional one and usually do an optional. And something we'd so but you know what they're probably covering everything. What was your first job. And then the same. What was the first car that you drive. You know what i mean. Facebook would be listed with them and it's sporadically pay comment and you know what we're talking about. The way that boomers interact on facebook and they comment on everything. They do stupid sacred quizzes to tell you what you were a previous law and all that sheet when you're gonna do all other things all that crap they just so susceptible to it. They're like oh this is something new. I haven't tried before. Because i haven't and all of a sudden they commenting on the sheet fucking incredible and i can't believe before we move on the politics dave around that. Listen to the last podcast. We had a bit of a fuck up halfway through everyone. Minutes help health feel it somehow. Dan's fault must be bought the early joking. Now it's the second time that's happened to us. Though so i if it happens in the future is going to have to fucking put up with it because we don't know what does it anyway. Oh yeah have you got anything to this. Next segment molin. Luckily but i want you to later. But what do you mean what happened with that. What we're talking about. Oh shit something outta me nine. Anything for the normal haunted. Everything's haunted with the moment. everything's halloween everything's haunted righteous sending me these snapshots and he's saying it's on the roof. Ma'am i can see a lot in that one framework you're going see putting it on because he's in front of the camera but he saw young. Yeah you just don't know whether i get it from and it's like. Is there something that young kids can say. Does he ever gift easy. Fucking that young heating the sixth thin. And he's well. I've got a bright bruce willis living in asam raisin first of all my are you fucking inside the guy who louise okay all right. I six cents like. I'm just a bit damp today. So i dunno interest. Haven't seen the film six cents. Is that the one with the guy or why. Don't we quickly. Because we quick flats boat. He take the night. Take it down and mocks. Signed to tell us about teak talk has created a very crowded video. Thanks very emotive as well. Yeah people sit on the edge of their chain. Fuck what's going to happen here. I think something about this video. And i sparked to you a few weeks ago about wanting to create this. And you're like this is a good idea the raisin. It's a good idea. In my opinion is it can be watched by anyone in the world so a matter if you're in sri lanka or like new zealand wherever you are in the world you can watch this video for anyone listening. The video is a man saving a dog. Supposedly from goodstein tapes have comments on the video like this. Was this boat onto the man videos. Feick describe a bit better because it's like the intensity of got to say the video to understand it so it's a very editing job because the video isn't real that clear. I never saved the dog from anything. In fact i run after the dog. Got it off the track inside it from nothing. Yeah let's get that clear so it's a very very Full on video but in the real world it's pretty much may grabbing the dog and it from nothing. The video got posted awake. Agai an arm becoming last week. Really excited didn't really take off. The video goes read a minute and a half and the money shop goes for about twenty seconds. That was put mar instagram. And richie the guy. I work with his top. The video got taken from. Richie's tick talk and got completely banned. It was on six million views after eight al's going viral right now. The video got banned right. And i'm like okay. That's fun it's not on tick anymore. Obviously it's full on fatigue talk. That's fun twenty four hours later. Utecht me in a video. You send it to me of another upload. That had uploaded the video now the video onto a lot of websites. One of the websites had an article. And this is how it goes. This is what someone that works at tig. Talk stated take talk does not allow content that the picks or encourages users to buy in dangerous activities. A review of the video concluded that it violated community guidelines. And i go on now. Ritchie lost his video because of these raisins. The video was re uploaded by someone else. Stolen content right copyright issue posted to their page a complete nobody. Judging by the way the the pied saddam outside twelve year old boy. That doesn't this. Little kid has uploaded video to his talk. Page and the video as of right now has thirty. Three million views can help site is picked up fees. Can i still. I still hold that opinion. Having said that thirty three million has to be a lot of people in there. Now we've put in three eighty three million probabilities. You're probably wrong fucking java platform anyway. We've put in three compliance so you fill out a form and you go. This is stolen content. Nothing to this point in time has been done about it. So what. I gather from Talk is you can rip off any content you on postitive platform and you get views. That is an absolute disgrace. I'm absolutely horrified that this is a lead to happen and the fact that have contacted them numerous occasions telling them take this video dan. This is at work. This is completely end to rub his the fuck off insult to injury. Do you remember when that cat video and you posted it on your pipes and you said all dual on the chest with cats page sued and then i did a minute after you and it got. Shut down because it was stealing creative stuff. So i couldn't even priced so it's only in some occasions that they want to actually uphold those rules. I would be a lot more angry right now. But the has bain happy ending to this end. The video was posted to facebook. And the reason that i even came up with the idea and wanted to post it was monetization making money of the video. So a lot of all you did this like For clout or like you wanted likes like sort of miami. Think what do. I know a lot of get. Your joy is vice. Might money this video for pat on the back of my this video to make money and we're saying some financial guy from how well it's done on facebook so as of right now i think it's on the five million views nearly four hundred thousand law which is why more important on facebook and heart. It again then take the mistake that was made with the video supplies because have put my hand up inside errors made. We didn't put a thumb. Now sorry we didn't put a watermark on the video so that was like it could be from anyone because let's be honest. It could be. If you believe that it's real it could have been filmed for anyone ryan But yeah on top of that like it's just been incredibly frustrating but happy with how it's turned up so yeah thumbs up. He's excited now. A regular spin about twenty five thirty minutes responding to ourika had about our wake up in the morning. I was very drunk by the way i was trying to help. His is video get bigger budgets commenting and replied everyone going. What do you think this is true. All my god that's a man and then outside of just being a little bit. That's a man dog. Don't you wreck in laws. I wake up in the morning. Because also drunk i forgot i did it and also now had thirty eight notifications and what the fuck is going on on all my god. What did i do and it's still happening today. So i'm getting like notifications. All these people on going to reply to the is going to revive that anyway take sought you consider your fucking shit website and anyone. That boys about going to talk is like boasting about getting an fought with a fourteen year. Old boy winning and then boasting about it to your friends is an absolute good analogy. It's an absolute jog a thought about that one for a while to take talk. Fuck you sought. You should your. I'm horrified by your e suck so much just a whole bunch of pave with no talent posting content and getting views wonder how long it's gonna last four because it's kind of been lock. Threes toyota was the thing. I don't know if it's still on the go to vice book on ever thought it was gonna take off. Everyone thought more spice was the thing. And then it just took over the well basically and then yeah take talks. Been around for a little while now. Whoever markets take talk is a genius. Because it's like you reward. People that have no talent and old paper want at the end of the day. If you're posting content. Is the pat on the back to say success with your content. Now if you reward everyone yeah. Everyone wants to do it here. We have like some good content right but if you give everyone the reward satisfaction of succeeding with video no matter how batteries repulsed instagram. No youtube no take talk. Yes if everyone gets on talk and gets rewarded and gets that trigger in the brine. Wow that felt good. You're going to get all these people that platform and that's why the geniuses having said that everyone on their fucking fucking sucks vegas's electric vine these vaughn thing that used to be around and that was kind of luck the pratique talking ever was brought into it but then it just disappeared. So same thing could happen here. Who knows we'll have to happen is one at the same token people stealing your is not okay. I sat here and said i'm going to make a song put it on. Tv talk and then some other joker franken does it and makes money of orbits really is a bad feeling and someone that works in another area would look at this and i completely get that. That's fine but imagine you putting your hard work and your ideas into something and then someone else takes it. And just completely overrides odds it. And they're getting all of the the views not only that the guy on talk that still. He's just posting it and wanting the the locks and whatever and what if he gets like id thousand followers like road on thumbs up but he's making a new content style. That's thirty three million people that have nassain video and it's just gone to waste those thirty three million people wherever they are need to watch. Yeah is your video anyway. But it's almost like a friday morning waking up and being a podcast called chats with cat. And i do word for word. The entire podcast. Yeah sci-fi different the number one thing and boom. We'll move on after this. The number one thing that is the worst thing about content creation is stolen content. Yes the very thing that puts people off or change of pace always thinking about the other day and just it happens all the time and whether it's a friend or relative or someone who you really enjoy these persons company you lock in there. Good person. it's not any of us can be can be fame out On an ira can eversource ladas. Nah this is kind of different with you. But i'll i'll come back to it but it's friends who get completely pussy whipped or dick slapped is the opposite. I don't know is that a thing up slapped his lock. The girl version. Indiana friends locked up. Anyway a friend gets into relationship. You used to saying him all the time you go out for drinks dinners you catch up. You put my play sport. You might do whatever could be anything right and all of a sudden relationship comes. They just gone. don't he. Any more and you think that'd be she walk. Give you all the time. We have good tom together. And all of a sudden. Because you've got some woman who you've just met or men or whatever You gotta missing but then the fucking catch. Twenty two hundred. They seize every single time. The relationship goes through if when it does message. Kohl's right away yup. You're the person that that elaine on your the person that they come back for your the person that they wanna cannot come around. what are you doing. Let's go to the movie so let's go to these during his like come on did you did. I not see it like what is it. I don't get it so you feeling. Like if i'm going to put all this effort into the star bay therefore you win all goes to shit and you said and i have to be the miranda at least in the middle. You should be separating. Some time for me agree with that. Have you got instances of this way. You've got hape and the thing is like off your veterans bet. I'm watching it off. Been harder to catch up with. Since i've lived here when i was at your house. Living with you we lived here. So it's easy. I was going to say the problem is though i still saw you in. You're in your own relationship But also you more when you went because you living in my house but even well i was gonna say you're one of these people. But then i was like not even when you're in your previous relationship osu sawyer phoebe but as a lot more after. Yeah because you moved into my house. Every morning. There's again i was actually living with rick's favor a lot of favor. Two to three. I am favor just practicing together. Yeah well we got a lot of What's the thing when you get mister mystery word. Three are unable to you guys. But it's what's wrong. I had one of the worst is of work. I've had in fucking ages are akin almost hold on. I've been working at this job or had a computer system. Go down ought shut the whole business down for thirty minutes then went back up one of the screens brooke or had Well boy i started writing through laking to rip coming rearranging the fridge. Which is bad you don't ever do. That's like stealing. Someone's don't like that at all. And then i sat down in the office. I thought fuck fucking eight. Something and i was just eating a sandwich fucking pulmonary. Aiding sandwich wasn't moving at all. Just fucked clicked gone. And i was like fucked to. I could not get any worse then. Walsall was dealing with the computer screen. A few other things. I had to call like the equivalent of like what. What are you you will job. Let's say you had to coal company. Pado it go to their website. They've got like a one eight hundred number. I'm calling that number. So you portland portland a cold support line and all can is a lady. That sounds like she's on speakerphone. Down a cliff. And i'm what hello and she's a. Can you hear me can he. And there's a baby crying like screaming. And i'm what a fucking here. What is going. can you hear me. can you hear me now. Aqap fucking he'd is a baby crying. What is going on. can you put me. Can you fucking hunch. She's working from home. Yes and this is what happened. I realized that all these businesses a probably based in melbourne in lockdown. And they're getting fucking all their able to shit from and thought fuck that's annoying anyway. Lost manship tried to call sounded this rep. That had come in and molested my shop anyway. Hold a couple of helplines. Guess what the foreign answered. All there was not even a hello just a barking dog. Barking dog like dirty three seconds. I thought this scholley look. Dogs are smart creatures dane but think putting dogs as you call center operators. He's a bit of a stretch. Isn't it. It's a bit of a stretch. Couldn't believe that the journal name the company. Now i can't do it von. Everything bother tom. Like the end of the year comes to go anywhere we haven't named in chimed on. This is the bloomberg. If i last week it fucked the didn't get any better. I sent you a photo of this. So after all that she had another fuck this winter. Take a photo of something descending someone else for work reasons and there was this big black dot in the middle of my fine. The fact is that claimed the backer a realize something on the inside the fine on the lint and i thought how the factors that happened and then made me think on oy. I'm gonna have to go apple support. Probably get fucked ovilla. Rick did and i thought this is fucking nightmare so had to do thought podcast is monday. Now it's gonna be at same advice especially if we wanna put on youtube so called them up in an appointment saturday afternoon. When they're sat down and straightaway started getting pissed off two fifty an appointment to two rolls around and make an appointment. Same if you're going to be like they used to be so fun. Though they do have eighty seven thousand people working there. You know how many people go in and out that back door. Yep it's like a joke challenged. Knock the factory it is. It's a perfect. Example is a stitch-up it's like. Something's going on back there. That's illegal and it's a cover up but anyway to thirty five twenty minutes after some sits. And i don't know if you remember this. Do you remember when i got this phone two years ago. We were take jet skiing to the beach and fill up my pocket driveway and it cracked the back screen off can show after this big crowd near the camera although i dan i'm thinking that's where the dust has gotten on the lens you i've gotta say zone over libya and it didn't click to me because i haven't taken macabre off in fucking twelve months i'll take it off in. What is the crack. Definitely not covering this. Because it's fucking dropped. Yeah so the guy looks at it and goes. I'll take it at the back that prank. I get the fine back. They fixed it for free. I didn't have the firefox consent. Said not not so good about it. One hundred seventeen dollars y you still three months in warranting so no worries differences in it. Marty's comeback go other furious that i didn't realize because it's bullshit. Yeah but that's that's the thing that they hang their hat on and they'll fucking rod that to the grove. That's what they kept telling me. Sorry my three months past you. Fuck off my hate. The fucking faisal. Day has stopped working. It's a major function of the phone. Not that matters anymore anyway. 'cause you wear mosque everywhere and it doesn't that bullshit anyway. You've got some other stuff in. He'd run through that before we move so obviously when i dropped it off the apple store by the way can fuck it off stalking. Give actually quite lock them for some reason whilst we were waiting for my find get fixtures was about forty five minutes. Pretty quick ten ran. Maybe now i was walking through run a mome alison fan of a whole bunch of rings from an xs. And she's. I'm not gonna kate these anymore. There's no useless you sell them money. I said okay so. We walked into the exes. Are we talking about There were two ranks. Hato rings are list. All these rings from order exists. I told you up twenty percent my own every story. So that's that's bad anyway. We walked in dollops. It was so funny. I asked her are. Do you know how much he said he spent on. Or wasn't she said he's been a bit of whatever the lady like appraising whatever tapping them. Yeah these are fake fake diamonds on. She goes producting. Give you a little bit to the goal. But it's so funny that doesn't matter who is shut down for her bad alison. I really loved me. Thanks to me before she didn't get fifty dollars off. Okay i just want gone. I don't want to throw him the something she thought. Though a real though it's lock shattered glass from account and cold stubby probably is but yeah they're and then i noticed as walking back to the apple store that everyone in town fighting talk to themselves. They can look crazy crazy or they look normal but there she beginning this game this fucking get him and they're talking themselves like sort of looking at a wal walking forward. I want to go to ten. I don't know what they wanna brands. But in my own home he really didn't have a pod zine and they were actually on the nowadays fitness. Fucking this guy yelling my malchow term fucking wallington bag and you can just say hi table all. Stop at once and turn and go. What the fuck is domestic syria. Do you know what. I saw actually always on a run the other day think it was on friday at work i went i thought get miranda otherwise early so the distance did not quite ten nine point nine three went for a run and i'm coming down towards the train tracks at townsley scooting along and is stood walking along and you ever say those funny facebook videos where it's like some fully demented fucker slot wrapping in the worst lawyers essay. Layup foot ma-ma folk. If you think. I'm a bad dog makes this scars seriously. Man like three quarter length denim shorts. Oh yeah cruising along with block big top on big sunglasses and a cap and he had head finds in any walking next to some poor young go and i thought at the start because wall away from him and he was making lot hands on gestures. No this shit something. Not this player. But then i thought. I'll always go to mrs there and stuff but arkan she just finished in your life or whatever in the tons of precinct and she was walking just unluckily. They merged pas. Sime tom and she'd just walking pretty much at the same pace. Same time and these guys. Just walking. Along oregon. he must've been. I think he was. Probably be intellectually not there but just walking along screaming at the top of his should. Luke's you get stopped me and air you've seen the rockies going on here. The block was spitting pure sadly. But yeah crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy kicking a bird. Okay you told me about. That's all that happened you did. I was just gonna on the way back to the car from the apple store. I forgot to tell you. I was walking in some resistance on my foot and it was a pigeon. I kicked it a foot and a half. We do know mill almost at the. What's the account remember. Why can't remember the name of the the not dom in paris big parade square at the front of the pigeons. There when we're on holidays they. Rachel annoy Thing we would drunk actually and also the so many pigeons here. I would have to be a catch one. And she's like no way you'll ever catch a pigeon but this is used to humans being around that they the water okay with you walking quite close to them. And i've got one and i was holding onto. It's time for it. And then i just let it go have described it to us for you pigeon beyond have i told you gotta get out animal abuse victor harbor. It reminded me of the story. This is this is pretty bad. I look back now. This wasn't right. So victor harbor raw. You've got the mind straight out the front. We're just having some fish and chips. All of these seagulls surrounding us pissing us off grab a chip in thrower olga after cars coming. I'm not with my ex girlfriend. Layer ought as if i threw a chip at onto. The road will go for it as a cow is coming. You seek like in my. They wouldn't be that dumb for we'll drive coming along trust. Yeah like toys. Figment fucking throw a cheap lands. They'll go for it like your lucky pop. A balloon the sago. Its stomach like that on my own. Bad thing he's rising copay never to do that. If you're having food food so see goes gone. I've taught everyone valuable lesson. I think people already know. That's a lesson hang on now. We've just said that your doug video was leah. Maybe mark's got history. He thinks thrown a few biscuits on the track. I wonder where he got the idea. From loading spot seconds. Oh fuck man exploded like like a big helium balloon thing pop heroes. Wild still lives with me to this day. I think about it lives with you at all. I think it's dead. It's what i think about it. Once every five years yes compass rick rick's up. I we to name three famous dead people prince david bowie and charlie sheen stat Did you. it could've said martin is martin chain is still alive. I wouldn't. I don't know about modern chamber of aric older stumbled on that. You should know the k- no sequels loudness gold ninety three movies located in space a lost in spice fuck. What was the dow. Yeah well hide star. Wars should've come on star wars. I'm just thinking they're really override. It all those films you reckon even though the rings all that sort of stall or loves a shot at tom brown tom brands going to be thrown fucking biscuits to the table. Right now. bought loves those movies. Yeah actually reward. Load the rings on all love lord of the rings okay. Tom a. k. Do you lock the avengers. Thome if you like that as well then just complete think he would not that. The avengers sort of non which movies watch movies. That are can switch more brian off today. Probably not so much in the other ones but anyway we'll have trekkie. Let's go we're not. We have a good point there. Fuck those movies. Greek name three nursery. Ron's kids. Mary had a little red yellow green blue visit tough. Yeah okay we have like a that. What are you seeing. Tickets to a little lamb lamb incorrect. Mary had a little actually a book. It's what's called the encyclopedia of nursery rhymes and are rate. It tomasz. i haven't read it for a little while though so well in his this off grabs this one named three ways. You could escape from jail. Start the security. God jump over the Okay you go three five tunnel underground snake out with a disguise and climate like this. So no one's got one yet. Have you given us some block. We'd sleep drugs. You've you've gone to bed last night and you've written down ones that you know struggle with bucky. I actually thought you get all of these nine gonna get on name. Three brands of cigarettes winfield dunn. Hugh and peter jackson allowed horizon. You get that. that's good. Great work blue horizon not. Ns one yeah. Horizon think horizon was the plant. That's the brain. My just my actually my clothes. You one name three things. You won't find on a map shit and kind Give it to that actually. it's kinda rot. that's a horrible question cocaine doses horrible ride rides. Did you say that fat degenerate on the news ripping some poor acids mirror and our son twenty five years old. No less on his. Ill plights to brian. com fucking law for status totalling about lawrence's on the last episode If you have just got your lights and you twenty five years old they better fucking show on new york. This autumn have started but basically starts at this particular person. Let's rip into this person. You should have your fucking lawson's. There's some people that take a long time. One thing i will say about video when a video starts and you watch it and it stars from a certain point people when go are that person's at fault that person's daycare what happens in the late up. Yeah before so. People are so quick to judge because they're only judging what they actually say yeah. I don't know what happened before. That's all i'm saying. I agree with that or ought to canada. That canada may be biden's cancer that in this law south almost anything you can solve with good communication skills so all that tells me that that big fat pig of a mom who ripped that poor bastards net and don't forget what they said on that news article that go. I was in the car with his partner and kids young kids so this fat old hag has come out trumpeter. Why dan this fucking sought of Dump stomp stomp and then ripped off his side wing mirror. Lock if that all that tells me you have no confidence in your ability to communicate and talk through things. Oh she's having to do there has gone are going to rip mirror off. Because i'm a fat troll. When i heard about the mirror sort i'm going. What a bitch. Maybe there was raisin. Rick gives me more information. That i didn't have and now i have a different opinion on it because annoy there were. There was a family in the car. So more information always helps exactly hang on. Yeah so if he was in the car and his the fuck mirror is what i'm saying l. paiva ended up punching the drive of four or five times. Crazy crazy crazy. Let's move onto something. I wanted to tell you up. Did you have told you about this. Telephone this listening so my partner. Allison our own fraud friday. Her grandma wasn't a couple of days ago. He was in february. And you might wonder how the hell do you not go. What was it nine. Months eight months nine. She hasn't seen her nanna because of a family dispute and she doesn't speak english so she can't call and be like. Hey can i come over today as she speaks. Fuck english actually. So our communication going on there and has tried to get an uncle. That's in the middle of a fight and the family to organize a date where she can go around. Say how. I would've. Oh my god and she's founder. Donald even the law of nine months i. She didn't go to a funeral. Didn't get saga blah when she was sick in hospital. That's horrible terrible. And i'm yeah because the whole family Talking they they couldn't even put those things assad to go How about we just let them know they can attend the funeral now. Gutless didn't want to do a thought that's fucked like it's bad. How would you feel about that. You lose your shit or would you be just upset like what what are you doing there. This is contextual that without knowing the full extent of from anyone saw so on face value. Everything you've told me it's terrible. It's really really bad. The only thing and the The language barrier and stuff like that the only thing if it was may also have been saying to myself. Why not just go and say like in non months. Yeah more grandparents were living up. Here are why the other side of town sign agnes and nursing home there and i'll go out there at least once every four. Go and have lunch with them and stuff like that. so circumstantial. that's my circumstances. Always different things more too. I think part of the family at the residence to so they had to be anyway. When we told this story it triggered a memory that i had and dealing with my ex girlfriend was italian and we wanted to go over to europe for holiday and visit her side of the family. There was located in italy. The raising it couldn't happen way got told that they were potentially afraid or scared. That alana and i would try and move in to one of their houses that i had an elite research on you. It's insane and this is. This is what i gathered from it. The italian lifestyle. And had i go about things is just completely crazy to me. That sounded like what what the hell they're talking about and alana's mom was. This is like a genuine thing. I there really paranoid that we were going to go over there and move into a house and based on the fact that she's family so i like that story reminded me your story in the fact that family a real crazy about italian family real crazy about certain things maybe to. It's not funny actually. It's pretty fucking funny so on saturday after the apple store are said to hear our mark. Let's go to where she's buried and say spend some time there so we looked up where she was fan the plot and she sets it. Takes a photon whatever. Does it and i thought hang on. I haven't seen uncle wal mart. Kgo leukemia so i looked at my uncle and the symmetry big fucking symmetry what sent a new park was for my granddaughter. Yeah so anyway. Took us progress. Six minutes to form us with a car and walking quite a while finally found him set. There took a photo. The drive is thinking. Why anything at all some stuff in my head. Yeah like And then i'll think looking thing going on the block is gone. I can sean. I don't remember midnight being sure but it could be could be so mom what what sound caused by. I was like oh. I just realize i've been chilling with some random dude at gripe it's talking to in my head all my god fucking loser. I'm sure he was very appreciative. I think he's having the best time he's had. Oil had spoken to him for years and some of dan from chatswood cats. This anyway message off shit. So this isn't him where he was cremated and scattered in stands stanford. He's not even in a. I don't know how fucked up so literally could have been in the old. I looking anyone and it wasn't hanging on. This is we So you fans some guy with the same. What first and last night. I lost and the same birth year and death year and i was looking at the. That's that's just a novel. Sorry i'm sorry. Yeah you've got the us wrong so you've got you've got the nra and the us wrong come on now two years or august eleven maybe i was carson simpson and it was supposed to be a uncle bob that you got the name right. Because he can't get that wrong the years that he was born and died. Come on god. I'm telling you this is my would four dollars onto the bike and deluxe. maybe two. okay. I think the birth year have been wrong but the deti was against got three out of the four. It's a coincidence. What you're saying is one that may very well. You're having a sippy that just bank fully embarrassed about how much bullshit you just said. Non very truthful. Don't believe i'll tell you. the truth. Saw a went to gig last weekend. Not this one. Last one. And i wouldn't my sister planet. The gulf assist applies in a band. Yeah absolutely so like a musical family musical fan information mode aware of on the on the cast of been good to fill me in before the fucking started this whole thing sorry anyway. A went into lot tighter entry fee at the door and the fox. The guy was sitting there with a with a bottle of heineken. Fairplay play on and then applied my money and look down and that's a zero percent. Hana can and it got me thinking who the faulk drinks zero percent. B just have a glass of water or an orange juice or a coke or something like dino the weirdest thing when you're a kid the first army drink beer you lock fuck easy. Sheet disagree with you. The first time i had beer i was like what the fuck and fuck fuck. Is this shit really horrible horrible. So i'm just emphasizing. How much. it's horrible. Drink beer unless there was alcohol in absolutely punishment. Yeah it's very important and then they you'll conditioned as you grow up to believe that it's refreshing. It's great to have on a hot day and all this stuff and it's oh crap the reason you drink it. Is you know you get used to the fly. And it's not like it does out offensive after wall and it's just like oh. This is a drink. I drink to have echo. It's all psychological. Yeah big talk has three during the i should say. The dingy excited is fucking but who doesn't look far. It's a big day okay. Would you drink be now if it never had ever again really i would. I would like once every year just to be like. I remember when that had alcohol dunkin's actually just drank. You'll be he had. Don't you step on that shit ticket. Oh my god tested pitch rec- cutting my is still on on the record basket of bullshit. Well that's an. I think he's been drinking so well told me that. Everyone follows on spotify apple. Podcast teak token instagram. And don't forget that bill. So you can get up-to-date notifications saw. Did you started to talk the talk. I can't stand the phone now. He said take talk about six times at the saudi owned sangala us on that flight would be angry.

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Episode - 10

Chats With Cats Podcast

33:06 min | 5 months ago

Episode - 10

"But i might i the energies damn chats cats podcast. He was brick. Dan and mark are hawaii boys doing well until i heard that. Was that a bit. Oh you just don't get it too. Young man single man of got kids might and it's fucking hard work sometimes. Why haven't keeps slate especially in the younger us. It's real hard. You've told me this too sometimes. Sometimes sometimes even worse is it always makes like daytime slate time slate. It's always a little bit different but probably the thing that is the worst is a not stuff right so sometimes the kids will say really well sometimes really bad and when it's bad it's very very bad shit that goes through your head but let me tell you something right as human beings. We are all addicted to something and whether you think you have an addiction. You probably wrong raising side of that. He's trying ninety one thing that everyone is addicted. You might not know it. I find i was gonna say fines. Okay maybe it's fine but selling. Why more natural slice late. Everyone's addicted to slight will sleep enough. I was gonna say draft stars way to derive gambling. You have to slate. Everyone has to sleep. No one knows why but you have to fucking sleep right and if you don't get enough sleep you grumpy and you can get roof seek so i've got a big problem with one thing. He's he's so angry. He's holding a lot on record it. Now what pieces may office is industries at there in the world that prey on addiction. So whether it's a sports betting at paypal that addicted to gambling porkies flashing lots. You're gonna win unit fucking anything but the other thing they get you when you're at your most vulnerable. Which is when you tired. So you have a kid you think haggerty's of just brought a sporran of myself into the world. You know a good looking smart one. Two s absolutely knows how to run long distance. It's marketed yup kid. Most is good running long distance by the way. But when they don't sleep you feel so vulnerable and then all of a sudden you wife tired. She's flipping through instagram and looking up these fucking influence a cox that basically they're trying to sell you had to get more sleep by us late program guy. The baby's okay. Now this shit you find this shit at one day but let me tell you a little bit of something how this is. This is for the parents out there for the parents and the to be parents. Be aware of it. And don't fucking spend a on because it's all bullshit so be aware new parents and planning parents. Yep it's crap all of its crap you babies are gonna sleep or it's not right. yep so todd. Mums scrolling through fucking instagram and facebook. Like vulnerable kind of put up with this anymore keats slaving what do i do. And they go searching fishy all these beautiful looking young mom and she's oh energized and vibrant and she signed. Oh you gotta do is bro you baby onto its side and pettit five times give a bottle tap it on the head walk out of the room comeback in rubbing fire and it's fucking bullshit kids don't fucking slave until they're ready to sleep the chick. The thing probably doesn't even have a kid just of pilot actor probably so industries that feed on people who are vulnerable piece me off. So how much money have you lost. Is this like a pyramid scheme that you've invested twenty grand. Don't follow them. Following this product led by be on the hip and free time five. That's right five times bullshit. Bricks thrown against the wall watching not sleep. I many industries out there that just they white people wrought at the most vulnerable and a fucking caribbean. Nothing to lose. And i'm going to put thousand dollars into this program because it might improve. The safety of richard child is the devil's spawn. But the thing that reps this whole thing up in a bow from as well if it doesn't work what do they say about kids. Oh they're all different off road. Jail plan is joe free. cut the perfect business model. He fresh air and if it doesn't work sorry they're all different break. I've got a question for you. Father of you've had a bit of experience dealing with kids by these. Do you have a tactic forgetting child to sleep. What is your number one tactic with all your experience. Is there something that can get a baby to slate on whiskey. Westie just just. There's nothing kids if they're taught enough though sleep if they're not taught white sleep sometimes. They're uncomfortable sometimes. They tow comfortable. It's just oh crap just fucking if the kids going to sleep it sleep if it's not it's not gonna slate. It just puts you through the mental absolute ringer. And it's tough. Have you gotten so sleep deprived that you've cried. Wanted to quit your job. Never gonna work bad will like. Where's where's it. Been the leading me to apply see. Were really shouldn't guide in so whereas that much a it's a topic for moms n for husbands because the thing is technically mums. Think the husbands. Go to work. And i get free time. You get to go to okay. We'll do you understand what i do. At work to brian. Do you know what happens. When i'm sleep deprived fucking. Brian doesn't work and that's hard. So how'd he do juggling. That might the best of it. You can hope he's staring at is going. Can we move onto the side of the disc fucking dan. You believe that people need a certain amount of slate compared to other people like they say i is about the number they stare an actual number and does it vary from person to put i. Would i think those people out there. They're like can. I can get bond for us of slate. You know like these people liking hotline mostly. Yeah i am because that's me. Yeah watch tracks much sleep. Oh get average five hours and it's not by choice. Broken slate sheet sleep so my answer to the question. He's what do you do. You want to the fucking kids a teenager. You wait till they're a teenager so you just you're telling me that you don't have a good night's sleep for about twelve years probably isn't become a teenager and then they just stop fitness shit out of you. Well what do you do then seriously has. Rick put us both on having kids. Because six months ago i was like i'm ready for kids. I want like five kids life since meeting. Rick i wanna kill kids. I don't have anything to do with kids. Fuck kids i'm off of that. I'm very undecided on children at the moment and swaying me to not have them. I said this before though while having kids is great kids are really sandra. Leslie seriously put us to bed sometimes in my dad dad love you most. I love you my dad a cutest so cute. My dad dad. My dad well more. It's like official my dad but one is going to be a teenager and he's probably going to beat the shit enemy. Actually what are you led to do. They're not allowed him back. That's fucking bullshit. Like an you grab his arms for sure and pinning dan and say stop that. What if he's you impossible to pin down and what's on this and if it's not your kid as well what's the rules. Take take parenting out of it. yes i like. You said you're at a park Let's say you walk them back from the city one nine gang of us coming attack not band a gang of youths. Teenagers coming and tacky. What do you do. They attack you with awesome melodies and guitar. Riffs you start you start dancing one. Okay look if it's me. And i'm actually fearing for my safety and one of them has struck me. I don't care how old you are. If i can't get away like if you hit me i'm going to try and evacuate if you get my way and i'm clearly not fighting back in. You're trying to stop main trying to hit me again. I'll start swinging. Probably bought your neck out. Did you decide your neck. I'd probably neck and then spit it out. What's the difference between barring neck and boiling it out. You bought it and then you spit it out. I k an aggressive project. You brought with the mike tyson. School of farting. I'll just a aggressive and violent to holy. I just don't touch me on. Never touch anyone physically so do not touch me and i think it's like when h- anytime you see gilles go yeah he hits me go. That's bad very bad guys should never hit gills. The gills hit gauze and. It's almost not as bad. That's bad and like occasionally say you tag mean tag. Do both in that video. Maybe you can roll the clip fucking own. Did now that tomase unacceptable and hey should be out of defend himself boy other blocking or punching back and get the fuck away from me but obviously with any three four minute clear for over twenty second clip and that saying delayed off in the aftermath. You can't really. You can't really make a decision on that kenya but to take this back to kids before we move on kids the shit out of you as well sometimes lock. Mostly get into an is now. When he's overtired and gets grumpy he will swing fists an audit now where he's learned to. He's never say made punch anyone. Because i'm not a fodder nas man but he punched me in the jaw. Lock just looked at me. Dating the art just gone bang right hook. Davin showed him like anthony. Mundane youtube clips. Nothing like that has never walked in on me waking before we should probably was an uppercut. That was enough seconds of bed. Something as usual five seconds. Three doctors and five seconds. And i want you to tell me who's going fisk. I'll go first all right back named three things that make you pants food. Well that's really hard. It's just food stomach bug. It's easy when you've read it before you fucking exactly like every question but you got it wrong. Listen to rick name. Three things. That terrify dying. Oh well i'm not scared of anything apart from just once again. You could've said my children dying would have been one. Yeah that's a bit. Wow very duck. My wife dying podcast. My my back name three things in your wallet. You don't want people to find condoms instant scratchy tickets and screwed up money. Now what do you mean. You don't like them but without again. Condoms instant scratchy tickets. Not they might be a winner so you wouldn't want someone to fall that still moving on our name three places. You shouldn't take a shit on the tram in a taxi and on the roof of a hospital. I saw that finish this brutal. Do you know what you not sorry. He's bringing a bit rough not later named three things. You can do to get fired law too far in your workplace good. Oh could we possibly that getting anyone winning a round thin. You meant to give us a chance here. The tom out and i want to hear excuses. Not happy with this. Rick can i speak to the manager. Sure karen ninety three jobs you know. You're not qualify for a doctor a nurse and a brain surgeon. I'll give you man. That was so easy. Was good all right. So you're gonna go that we never those pretty sheet here and it's one new and it's all over surely here on left a like. I said one new. Dan wake up. Right listen okay or getting lawn getting onto the winner. The winner is here. What happened just getting on. Actually something you lawn up for that you just shouldn't bother lauding. Fair seal rocha easy lobby for that fence ships. And i don't like hearts for member first episode or spoke about the piss one audio lining up for food. If it's more than forty minutes own ever lawn up for snake as some people go to go and camp at the night before just to get a chance to get shoot because what about fine boring. Oh everything's boring. Why the fuck would you do that. Because you can get it lighter. Yeah exactly and not be called and go to your job and earn money. You'll actually the worst one. Oh my god. When i went on my holiday worst one you know how to have a boarding on. Let such five o'clock in now. You know that the plane's gonna leave at five. Thirty and people were soon as i do. The bill plans about to go. Everyone learns up and they stand there for forty minutes. They think if they don't stand there they're not going to get on. They'll lose their sake that already been allocated so your options are to stand up and like a dickhead for half an hour and sit in the exact same. Say or stay seated and literally just hop on when you're actually meant to hop on stupid all my going idiot. Why the hill. You want to be in that little cylinder like a saadane for an extra thirty minutes. Why do i do it all dumb or have to be early two things and a lot to be the first things that nothing the only benefit is you might get the first priority putting your bag up above. You say that's it. That's a pretty big benefit. Yeah but the thing is in the pipeline. It is give it to the air and she finds a spot for it anyway okay. There's only one reason as to why people do what. Because i don't want the hall of the plane looking at them as like board the plane it's looking at you like. Does this person potentially have a bum. I'm like i've i you know when you walking down the oil and everyone's judging you like could this potentially blow up the plot. What are you selling. It's like it's one of those things and it's like if your if your light that happens if you're early you already stated that's not going to happen. I've never thought that in my life. Everyone's thinking it dan. You ever felt that about you all not just anyone often worry about you taking on plans. Why because you're week you think i'm one of those people that are going to snap. Go as telling me that when you walked anna oil you lost on ricky would know because you i on whatever dan. This is to you walking down looking at a lot. Yeah we can trust that like us. Good yeah not. I got suspicious. Everyone is judging you as he walked down at all. Act normal thing worst but for me as well as when i get into my chair off just switch off from everyone else will stop looking at people. Obviously someone's going to interrupt me and sit on the seat next to me. But when. I'm walking dan as the las person or one of the las people getting on the plane. I've got a bad habit. That i need to look at everyone in the are so i'm walking down there. I'm looking at everyone and then all of a sudden let's say someone and that person wants to talk to you. Oh hey hey we gone to the fucking places. You might don't ask me. That's main on the garden side question and you know what if you're walking down the oil row a twenty-three whatever and it's by the window if someone is in that state right you just sit in the middle now or you. Tell them gallon of faulk. Show the ticket point to it and you move. Oh your efforts were. I thought they was. F- the fucking now. Because the fucking window. I say and i'm putting my fucking aid-drop next to that fucking window this whole trip. They say do on that little ten percent hope that everyone has when they model i. Surely that's the last person that's come on. You don't say hoping for an empty. Take your say and i hope that the person that have stolen. That's eight from is fucking introvert. That won't speak up and get the fuck out and that's when they call. They're they're doing with rick then. No mark gino. Something so he plans. I think it was law and et. I heard this bill. I'll have to google it and now. I gotta targets and i say an asian plane down that new max points that came out anyone's about weighing the passengers because everyone's getting fatter these days. It's also not. Yeah because everyone's getting fatter all their calculations on the general average white of human plus seven kilos carry on in their bag. It's changing yeah. So now they're scared that the plan gonna fall out the scar because they overloaded with white saying run out of fuel halfway to their destination not few no it literally just a few. That's the reason well both if you just because it's so heavy that installing it's bad both things is that a good thing or you think that's inappropriate to why a passenger to find out how they are and then is this your word solid. Bring up feachem now now. I'm just wondering if it's a thing that airline should be at a and shoot someone let's say should they say look. Eight person has one hundred and fifty kilos if you happen to weigh one thirty then sorry twenty kilos baggage and then you've got to pay for the rest of it. So you're saying if someone's one seventy on the plane or needs to pay for an extra to touche window. They do this. This is my question because you can't do it when you bet to walk onto the plane because it doesn't work like that under book applying the and leave baggage behind and you can't chop chunk out of someone's stomach well. This is the thing from what i heard. This is number d. It was something about them or thinking about doing it. So i don't know how they gonna police it. So you have to book your ticket and say our our mr Reynolds and our way. Idee one kilos. Yep that's pretty much may and then mr reynaud drugs up. And he's one hundred twenty kilos. Sorry might you take it. They let can't come here. It's upbringing a false passport and it's not a lot. They way they just judgy. They way you know what everyone wet and wild. When i went to the waterpark that will weighing everyone before they got and slides. Why because if you're moist rods need to people to be on a biscuit and if you're over a white capacity you guys go together one hundred also to two people in two separate couples get sent back down because they too much wells ni- actually both of them didn't even look at that big really. Yeah just the combined might was over one hundred thirty five hundred surprised because whitten world's new scheme. The new advertising campaign is risk it for a biscuit. Anyway that's enough of that. I think it's probably time to move on a bit of who could have been last week. Our one for memory. And wait before i want again this on for on foreign. Now you've ever taken me baldwin. There honestly don't know the schools ladakh how how convenient that in well goes. Who am i. Or who could i be now. I was born on november eleventh. Nineteen seventy four in los angeles california. I'm a man attended. Seeds elementary school and lighter went to john. Marshall was high school a few blocks away after attending los angeles. Cinta enrich these all americans. You've been doing on those last week. Yep right on the world public school and often asked my mother to take me to auditions instead to improve our financial situation actor. I dropped out of high school falling thirty eventually. Ending my general equivalence louis deployment which is the as a child always wanted to become a marine biologist or an actor but i eventually favored the letter as i found. I was fond of impersonating characters and indicating people. Ben affleck when my stepbrother and fifty thousand dollars for television commercial. I was fascinated with this and decided to become an actor. a lot. getting onto the second page is how begin appearing in several commercials at the age of fourteen from matchbox cars by matteo and later for kraft foods bubble yum an apple. Jacks in nineteen thousand nine are played the role of glenn in two episodes of the television show the new lassie at the beginning of my career. I had difficulty finding an agent. One agent suggested that. I changed my name to lenny williams to appeal to the american audience which declined to do our remain jobless for a year and after half after more than one hundred dollars aud decided acting but my father encouraged me not to give up by the early nineteen ninety s. I began acting regularly on tv with a role in the part of the outsiders and the one episode of the soap opera. Santa barbara in nineteen. Ninety which i applied the young manson in nineteen ninety-one. I played an unaccredited role in episode of roseanne jumping. You how made my fumed. I do later that year as the stepson of an evil landlord in a low budget horror film critics three a he was described as your average depth standard kid with blond hair. Oh maybe diamond movies. I've seen spinning are the quick and the dead romeo and juliet. What's eating gilbert grape draw. Draw bob was gonna say that. Like i was going to say that like i thought it was dumb ass because you said seventy four seven. I thought lay was younger than twenty three tonic. Congratulations is the world's first draw. The universe is fist rule. That's pretty crazy is honestly great film. You almost ham hamanaka's very ugly but it's such a shine that his name. Asylo only person with seven right syllables. And then i well well done. It's really unsettling when you don't win feel dumb for not going early on well. I didn't want to ruin up speaking going early. Mock do you think that if you had six as much as you eight six would be less appealing. Yeah don't mind that say Well for you everything. Everything doing more of becomes less interesting. I think it's a weird thing though. Isn't it like food and food is a big thing paypal. hot food. Good food going to restaurants all that sort of stuff. Actually what i just said. It's dumb. I love food. And i do a heaps so i don't get sick of us who love it as much as always have takes less takes less energy to eight something. But he's saying talk less time and energy. Helen's take you to a meal about seven eight minutes probably. So you're you're done in half on that with six actually am jays. Thanks thanks for making that public now. Actually deny it have to be around that sort of forty five seconds. Yeah but you know what. I mean every six on a pedestal. And it's for so long as well. There's maintains so when we're going to finally do it and then do it. And then you just can't do it enough and this names about this very thing like yes. sex's good. But have you ever allegedly plotted up on on lawn. Crazy shit looked at drink. And then i was looking at a tool could be down. Yeah we will actually get okay. So last question is to that. I think if you did have sex with a person or even with yourself as much as you just wouldn't care about it anymore because it's not it's whatever but if you're eating at a restaurant and a staff member comes back from the bathroom. You don't know what they've done. They bought actually just going to blow the nose. Or something like this in queensland what you talking about now but if they walk out of at your maybe they've coughed. Maybe the come into the bathroom. You have more hands up. Do you pull them up on on. You can't pull them up. You have to assume that. I haven't even if they had your only guessing okay. I'm pull them out. Would be extremely gnarly. You guessing you're creating an awkward conversation in a moment because you have no idea. I know it's a horrible thought because you know that it might have happened but you have to stay caught. What if this is like hundred proof sort with mine is. Here's the thing okay going back to a last episode episode before. I can't remember where we were talking about. Should you peace in the your no or in the cubicle off followed someone from the kitchen at a restaurant in queensland for that. This restaurant had a toilet. That was a ran. The sort of the building in the back. Almost all one of those utilize ones where you're at a restaurant or was it toilet. Okay go out that door left. Go roy kachin. There's an yet you're gonna made. A mother of people have a fight with them. Go through that very good. Yes it was pretty much like that modest mob. Now this guy was about four or five had about a fifteen fifteen sixteen made a late on on the white to the toilet. Well i've long. I've long legs. So as as we will walking gaining ground on 'em we entered the toilet almost a mater. Pop now he went to the urinal you'll they're terrified of urinals with people i'm going to keep a piece and it was a power. It was donning lot thirty three seconds. Now he'd obviously been holding onto his long being at that he's working and looking for wearing at thirty three seconds for a peace. Let's an owen wilson way. Oh so anyway with vince. I'm washing my hands. Washing my hands and i just see as i'm drawing them. He's finished pissing in the euro. Any box right out the door hang on. I didn't i didn't even do that. And then i watched him walk straight back into the kitchen. And i sat down. I thought i should probably have a chat to the manager and say hang on a second. Do your staff wash their hand in the toilet at the back or once. They're done in the toilet. Do they go into the kitchen and watch the does that has not washed his hands gusting. It made me sick. they're going. I'm basically eating his hands. As in the kitchen touching everything and object put his dick in my mouth so it can tell me is in an email to us. But that is that is disgraceful. Very bad name in china restaurant without a wine les raisins. We won't do it now. Legal reasons and secondly if he did happen to go at the hands there then maybe they're not advice. You didn't sign anything no it didn't because it was my birthday dinner and i didn't want to cause a fuss on my birthday. I'd rather just have dickens move on. would you have said something. I'll be honest. i wouldn't have really. What would you have said said my. Tell the god's hands who already shaima shawny management. Yeah you got to the owner. You can't say the situation. And i'm just still laughing having multiple dixon. Hang on that is pretty. I guess what goes. We're at atomic gain nine. Well i've had fun. I hope you guys have to rick. Very views listen to us so if you want to see. Dan get more digging. They meth get a pornhub dot com to in his math. Rather watch us talk and just talk shit for half narrative on. They can go to youtube with a better option. They can listen to apple. Podcasts spotify over other ones that dan is it. Talk on the talk to Get onto her instagram. So if you've got any ideas or anything. You want us to talk about mrs just on the and we will have a think about it. It's bad then. We're not doing it but if it's good we'll think about it so thanks for joining us. We're look forward to joining you next week. On the chats with cats podcast they let us.

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Episode - 8

Chats With Cats Podcast

31:51 min | 5 months ago

Episode - 8

"Welcome back everyone to the cheswick. Cats podcasts and joining us in some of us are more. You nodded this week. We've been running together. Are herders without you dan. The ultimate showed in dan's not fast enough to run with us. Run it all the problem so none running my first over ten care your first ever. I think the longest art ever run without stopping before that have been about six or seven. Thanks to rick you got that got through that pretty well. Yeah i think it was a forty six minutes. Forty six was pretty good deal. It's probably training all that fully trailing did happen. Most freaking me out knock was behind me the whole tom. Just and he's watch kept buzzing before month. That said that he'd gone further than i had. Really fucking basically signed boat on mark. You've just finished a kilometer. Hang on one hundred. Made us to go here. This is bush's saying hey technically won. You won love running watches. Vote big hsieh to garmon gunman over ten to feel those. It must have worked for. You heard some bad news on the weekend enough. It was a typo or something but you didn't play brumbies on the weekends. The what brumbies from base you talking. Yeah yeah we won. That's all that counts internet. The you're the tampon named for walmart again. I it's not bad on was up things off speaking about being active though. It was moses beth. I recently for everyone doesn't cost my three year old beautiful kid and we went to latitude on north face road which is like big indoor trampolines and rock climbing What's that thing. Ninja warrior. Top stuff really cool class. But it wasn't just kids. It was like Friends of ours. We've also got kids and stuff like that and at one point. One of the gaza called at li- dodgeball. Say not and they've got dodgeball. To a full trampolines and use bats so low the place and smash baby with bows and south ossetia. Randoms get together and then i love that. It's so good. It's actually so much fun but the thing about it is so there was three or four of us thirty something here men and all the kids that we will waiting to get into the next session that was not many people us and then all of a sudden keyed sat running in lock on old ten years old twelve years. Old eldest one. That was with a would've been about twelve years old. And i thought i'm going to be really good at this because athletic or whatever bought. I wasn't that great but my was in there with us and he was just asked absolutely craving the faulk at one little kids there was a parent sitting on the sidelines and arkema head. This young girl. She would have been maybe seven or eight. And he's just smashing. These big red bulls just smashed on. What did i just fine but if they get you hot enough. It's bad luck showing off a thought he. He launched me up. Soaring common did a backflip and landed backflip on my face and he just fucking tonga and going straight in the noise perhaps He's just disregarded their age. He's just taking it way too seriously. It's lot watt law in favor of cross the lawn and give fucker you smash thing is put in hospital. There's no crossing. I wonder if you'd apologize to the kids. If they go and go to the mom like you say you do your would have if the bowl ninety s not is not was all in good fun. Actually it was really good. Fun should add a little kids anyway. The bad thing about playing a game like that is when you're in the nets you can't get stuck there so if you need to go to the toilet take a piece of something. Well we did have a discussion about this saying that. you can't. is it okay to go to a cubicle. When the urinals free absolutely is is obviously stage frog we all get that some of us will. I used to never have into for the first time ever had lied. You nodded replying. Melbourne victory a soccer game at light over a think i got free. Tickets went along and must have been at the halftime break taking a piece. It was packed. You know what like if you've ever been to a sporting arena. There's like forty guys in twenty person urinal or just trying to piss on each other's faith. Well here's a question then. Are you going in really needing to piss or are you going in like. Oh it's halftime. I need to get a piss in. So when i go back to my say i'm not going to miss any games. Huge difference no not technical piece. His and i'm talking passing the ps five or six cars lined up outside of the to get in there and this more people lined up. You finally get you shot. I'm sitting there must have been like sixteen seventeen taken a piece and then all of a sudden knows something's not royal looking out and this is all god just looking down just investigating everything about me just He's having too much fun watching what you're dealing with a few things here. Since that day. I will avoid piecing next to anyone into regardless of how busy toilet also story did you report. This didn't actually probably should have. But the thing is management allman in if the same like they should have just arrested. Seventeen thousand people that day. Probably but not if you're working in if the cubicles fray then you'd probably opt for that if it's not then it's okay the lineup but like the lawns twitter long. You go onto the cubicle and vice versa. His his my problem with it is if someone's really busing for shit and during the taking a piece they could shit. Their pants turnaround on squeak. That's true the problem. I think he's got in the cubicle. No one's talking to ya gonna leave you alone which is ideal you got to the fucking pizza and people just want to chat if get that seasoning. It depends at what point in your like if you're at the footy and it's three quarter time you not a like come on like go cries high. Fives that winning. Like you know the jokes are. Everyone's more like up in a bat confident so the chances of causation started with us a lot higher. And you don't want that maple depending what heads by the cubicles. There you take it. I'll take it every day the way because there's nothing worse than getting there and getting pissed appointed have you ever been debated. Did you just mike that out. Now it's real thing. Okay well you get there and if you need a pierce but you sort of shark because like you can you can tell when when you're standing in the urinal you can say in your peripheral streamline peace you know that was pissing on are you get there and you stand too long you start thinking about it too much. It's too much pressure on and you can't peace ever been pissed about it. Just see the everyone gets pissed paid. Well it happens but like multi. Everyone like i think it depends on how for you are. You could be two or three and a tactical then. Yeah but if you're like seven right date and you're like fuck run into this year you sort of. Don't care as much close. Yeah osteo funded. We'd have to oregon moxico. That goes in there and there's people everywhere and he puts his hand up and he just turned to the god. Guess you penis nine are will roll. The clip could be a beauty. Never have listened to that. Could it could not be seconds of some the not having any money on. Oh now. I have no idea who's leading adelaide. It's gone do that on winning. I think you you're almost seven four. I'm just gonna let someone work out. Who's winning and they can let us know who's going. I xe going and saw that again. Name three places. You shouldn't put. Your penis is incorrect wrong button. So why are you pressing. That i just like. What are you going to say. That i'd night got even the places you shouldn't put you dig even wanna poke if he took that seriously wind up in jail. Not i'm talking about you. Don't wanna put it in a letter box. A toaster was thinking low. Realistic pig of the odds is a didn't get al awful corpse. That's good luck. Well mark three occasions. You shouldn't laugh funeral a wedding ceremony and during a got the button right that tom at a hospital. If whitey lights our name three things you can do for a girlfriend wife to make them. Happy showed her up. Give him money and to the dishes. That one name three sexual positions Cargo catego- and missionary. Oh well done given that one zero mission rita on top of be facing reverse goggles yellow iran. Just when you on top dominating comes with rick donating. Yes named three ways to annoy your partner. Don't do the dishes. don't give him money. Doug you're out. Oh it boring. But we'll get it that works that it the mock name three things to be ashamed of All that's done What was that two one eight to two on. that's wrong that's probably like fifteen to twelve. Nah i think it is. It's up there could be but if you ask them on back to when the began right just piloting this gun and we wanna do this really march. We had men say. I think it was the first part of that we did. And we came in here. And we'll have a good discussion and then fucking mark over the it looks i say. What do you think rope. Oh that's right. I think that actually rob's a pretty cool nine. That's disrespectful homesick. I'm gonna apply that footage. Role dan roles and shock. And you know they. Should we let it run ninety dollars per acre. Good good was that. Yeah it really funny and you have shocked very upset. I wasn't upset. Because i couldn't remember. He's not good os upset. Miss code rubble. Anything else wants from him now. Apart from that everyone else remembers me very memorable. Obviously don't love him so what happens. I obviously mark stent to me. But do you ever forget pay was names. Yeah i'm really bad. Actually like some on on one of those high going nine given and i've already forgotten like when you introduce introduce yourself to someone d- do this instead of concentrating on the your just concentrating on just bang good socially concentrating on that not really taking it in like. Hey just here for a good time. Don't really care who you are and then by the end of it you have absolutely no idea who anyone else that you've introduce yourself and ula i've i've got nothing yet. I'm always in that boat. Rick i don't have to concentrate on bank concisely. Say no think a good tactic. If you forget someone's name and you say them again and july. I've met this person before. If you're with someone introduce that person. I so yeah you know his his my dan and then dan has to then go. Hi dan. dan and the person will say the name. Yeah it's like and then you get the information you need to continue you pretty much. Use your friend to extract the person's name and avoid embarrassment like why more embarrassing than forgetting. Someone's name that you moderate lot half an hour ago or let's say to these maybe that person you've nine for three months that you maybe work with something and you just have a fucking brain fade the moist embarrassing. Because it's almost like you don't mean enough to me familiar environments where you're talking to someone and you've gotten to know them on a pretty good level and for some time and you literally tell yourself like i do not know this person's name and if at this moment they knew that i didn't know that i am it would be embarrassing Oh like it happens regularly. I just. I'm so bad with names. Why is it places. Good names to start here. Can you recognize. Bobby's with vices. Otherwise remember rubs vice off but sometimes it's more like you just get names mic. Stop as well. I'll get mixed up on. What my sister milwaukee milwaukee. My sister's name is that's next level. That is worse than me. Calling rick rob time. I've met him come on. That's something my mom would do is worth casey she. She calls me like. I've got to run this. And the first attempt times benji which we ever knows a thousand times baja an atom but if she's adam number one is always like manama benji i. It's never a mum thing right. She was a non kids and really on leads on. I how many how many brothers sisters brothers five sisters easy. And i've been at their place multiple times when there's been a lot of a lot of the siblings and parents will really oh charon karen lizzy racial they all that go through the whole list and i don't get it wrong to the very end yet every time it's like a it's it's never ever like if there's four girls that those sites three go names and then the fourth one is correct. Yes never like times and then correct. You're through the whole list. Yes we though just changing subject nine just arrangement of lettuce and there's some we'd names there. There's some no names but that's just what we've become accustomed to overtime. What i want to know who the hell decided what a sway where is and is it getting diluted over time luck fuck i'd love to non. I remember being in school. And if i said the word crap or shit. I'd get in trouble just making a noise though it's four letters arranged in a certain way someone says the word fuck. Okay what does that actually mean. Who cares that noise. You made gets more trouble than that other noise. Five fog is worse than crap and calm would probably be worse in the late nineties. Like nones early. Two thousands chant was a word that was like no one said how you you know when you call me up. That's what you used to me so time to change into as as a funny. It's like pardon. My language almost attorney. We've been demon and language not so overseas though now. American tighter yusei can't ran americans they lose this shit especially. If you're in miami they'll chase you thing funny. You say that we did a core lab with the guy in santa barbara youtube channel. Whatever have you heard of it. Huge channel has probably. He has about four million subs very very original right car. If i was always a at one of his ideas was for us. Ritchie and myself rose stampede to go up to americans in santa barbara and awesome for directions but use. The word can't so we'd be like so. Do you know how to get to that anyway. Surprisingly not surprisingly is but you could tell that are offended. But i heard the accent in thaw give these guys the benefit of the doubt because we recognize that they're from another country. We understand that they've just said the say word but we think it might be acceptable. Where i come from so we have to let let them off the or are they just being too polite. Probably both yeah. That's interesting too though because you know intolerant of different what we lock or are used to any example. Why you're on the spot seasons. A great example. Rutten say someone comes in has a different view of believe addresses different or acts different or whatever and us as a nation. We're pretty intolerant to that. As a hall rut yeah is definitely pockets. Much more flexible. But then we go over there and running around santa barbara colin powell comes and they like oh given the benefit. The data is trying. He's got a very good player. Actually what was happening up. Like i mean i wouldn't of one american. The admit has used that would probably you know what i know. Now they do now. St socially is one of them. Sign lot. i'm going to do the fact that i will. Oh my guy. Don't you guys like call. one other. Like cuts yeah. We kind of do. I mean not me personally a lot but like a lot of us do and it's gotten worse and worse over time hundred percent but it's acceptable. What's what's a an american. Swear word that wouldn't use. Is there one you can think of that. We've got all of their words organ. yeah. I think so. I can't think one sharper and quicker than use the word a lot. A third pedic. It's not even that offensive. Go home someone calls me. Turn off your sorry. What school did you go to the anyone's ever colder retired guy. You're such a third us kind of remember on go to actually did detain. Fill well over. Two years. I left to do. I am certificate foreign retail operations and then because those doing dedication took a long dot being horrible studied being a horrible person. Yeah what do you mean need doing reiter all be horrible person. Audit the office of jerry hoffa. Now this is the worst thing that bed anyway. I want to know who could be. Do you know who's lady. I assume it was wasn't four or five last week so one could be ten. So basically you're going to rate out you're going to read the whole bunch of information on a particular person and the first person to guess is correct and if we guess once just guess. We can't be unrealistic with our guests. Go for because we try to control these in the past hasn't got so it's not sports player. A movie star or a serial killer. I have no chance facts or maybe leave the room. So cross those okay. I was born on august. Not nineteen sixty three in new jersey. I'm a woman at age eleven. I began performing in the junior gospel. Where i learned to play the piano. My first solo performance in church. Sorry my first. Solo performance was in a church. While i was in school my mother continued to teach me how to sing. I graduated in one thousand nine hundred eighty one but in the early nineteen eighties are begin working as a fashion model after a photographer. Silmi seeing my mother in one thousand nine hundred houston well done. Well john i gonna say is going to be leaving the love. I'm actually surprised. You gotta music on. And i is it written on the bottom of the page. You could say it. I promise. I swear my lawf- in houston right down the mouth or he could say i swear on are running relationship. Yeah that was legit. I'm just. I just had a feeling you know when you have a feeling and you just. That's it smart. Thanks fun fact. I went to america. We stayed at The same hotel. That whitney houston died at the first hotel. We started out in. La really feel pretty scary now. We had a blast. I didn't think about it once but yeah that was good and she. I think she was one level up and a bit across. The guy was saying where she died so pretty. Soon that we'd that that's like the talking point for the guy that's leading to your room and like i have a good time. Enjoy your style. And yeah whitney houston and drove a here and Things if you need some towels piper's been folded into a point. See you fucking would being a celebrity right. It doesn't really matter if you good looking on your smart you've met there someway and you've just got money in that chicory being as you guys are now. I can't tell you good looking probably a pretty good looking but would you rather be like really really good looking or really smart. Well you choose on the other. The other is is bad. The answer that i have is a little bit. I think i'm society and what you see on social media particularly instagram would suggest that you better off than good looking. I agree yeah which is not a good answer but like feel the dummy. You are who the stuff you say. The least you care bit like do you have better off. Bang good looking and dumb. Yeah i think you do because you just just take your clothes off on instagram. Starting on defense pie and just enjoy. Lawf- holidays lemming going through. You could be a smart person what you could end up being like a chemistry teacher and up. You know dealing methamphetamine or something like that. Yeah so you saying that. You know who that is. That's a tv. Show you guys the breaking bad reference. Yeah i just can't believe he was waiting for rick to laugh. Obviously not funny enough but you by surprise me. Saint something good looking smart. Well i mean. Rick was saying play recording that he was both of those things. So it's tough. I am a good brian and small. Could you lovely smart choke on my words. I will say if five wasn't good looking and had to just be smart odd probably set myself up. That always managing these real hot influence a cheeks and setting them up and whatever and all would get so much money through doing that. That that own fuck man who i said who cares. Strategy not bad. Yeah that's a bit shallower true good looking people who had dumb are attracted to money. Still so far can be smart. They're not going to the best of both worlds. Brian's not saying i'm willing to forgo do you like knowing things. I don't know it's true. Actually that's a very good point. Everyone's going to be ugly one day. You better off being smart and making money with smart good. Yeah but mark in the modern day and age. Whenever i want saying right now people are just focused on the short game Bigger looking take clothes off getting only fans at what age the luke's start to fade mid-forties mid forties depends on what shamelessly talking about men here off. Well that's bit six. this isn't it. I take talk so it was a man's flaming wash it. No i think it depends depends on half it you are and how will you look after your body. We're pretty fit forty six hundred fifteen for tonko. Yeah if you're smashing alcohol and drugs doesn't matter if you like thirty five you're gonna look fifty anyway. This is one thing unaided to ask you some interested in you come a little bit of an aside sorry talk about being fit and all that sort of stuff so yeah i did bake mocking around the other night. And that's fun. I was really hung either but that brings me to point. What is your go-to hangover food. So always really hung over the day that we went forever. On last wednesday we had some friends over and shoes not and drank too much that he didn't have subway and she's not didn't thankfully but that day during the day or had a mate which is very rare for me and i had. Kfc a dog being dirty bird. Yeah what's your hangover food. Well i love phosphor luck anyone. Hungry jack's kfc. But i was actually thinking the other day if your hung over and your vegan what would have vegas eight as a hangover food like because the options. You'd have to be something. But what would you go to. So i have to be something high in salt. Burn made data. You could always options of say hungry. Jack's mcdonald's anything. What would a vegan have for a hangover food. I actually have answered this a sore on tiktok today. Apparently you can get rid of any hangover. Ever all you have to do is breathe. Thirty super deep breaths in your inside all the way out and hull and we're not talking about getting rid of a hangover. We're talking about something tasty something that satisfies bullshit otherwise bach and on categorically bucci. Hey let's try. We have to wait like thirty couple of. Apparently apparently it helps get something bloodstream. And it faster of the hangover life. So you don't want to answer the question the most boring out of a quarterback hanging. I'll give you one and then we need to wrap this up right. Always told once that the not when you just before you go to bed if you drink half a cup of pickle juice so if you have pickled chilies or pickled gherkins or whatever might be drink half a cup of that you want get a hangover and it works. It's the same as having to panadol on a layer of water. all right. no no no okay. Let's let's do electra. Lot baraka water to panadol pickle juice if you do all of that if everything to hang up every box imaginable days. Death overdosed on water out. Well there's anyone in the corner gang. Twenty eight newly over it goes actually by breath. Fifteen should know working on your lucia hangover. I don't believe everything you read on. The internet goes at some of the story. Thanks very much for joining us for another episode of chats. We've cats let's say let guys but.

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S2 #14 DICK INJURIES DURING SEX

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S2 #14 DICK INJURIES DURING SEX

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We've fixed the battery life. The best camera. They never fixed the better. Never end the cameras so on mine looking straight into it now. There's two cameras. Because i didn't get the pro version. One above the each other in all of china on the new on is this camera moves. Here are so that the camera is different. And apparently that's just a game changer. And all of a sudden is the best they are like. I said loss when i thought out a better faster stronger always contemplating if they were going to charge me. Say four five hundred dollars to replace the camera in the back bottom fine which they did for free always thinking mice were just fine. I'm in but i thought i might as well get a new one unaided new on this does everything and more just hates it. She didn't even need to do you buy that fun months ago. So what model is eleven. Okay and our have something. That's obviously why did you win your head of a big packet two thousand and kyw's on on this in two thousand eighteen for years old on the black market. That's did you no like in the time that thing. I'm surprised that doesn't have a touch. Silman it does doesn't it. Illness wanna fund. That doesn't have a touch pad or hide it till you get used to it. Yeah off if. I wanna get a new off. The touch gear now touch pads. Give me advice audio to touching anyway side. We'll already spoken about her shit. That is the same thing had happened. You can break fifth thingy leave my and final owner. Every will that's okay. It's sad and boring and out and small and bowl fits analysts battery and it's going to memory and it was pretty good. That's the battery. Life is because it's so old back in the day. This fine was pockets at the box in its soul battery life already back in the day. You pulsa fucking sick as world gets bad when it gets older to do you know. What d'you reckon every off on you get out of a box. You get a good week and a half of awesome battery than dust. That's about the average. Isn't it probably because i can't remember hemp oregon. Four of amazing battery had on that. It's okay but it's just not what they promise or you die and a half night. Not four o'clock every damn thing in life. I've been on this. It's almost did if i don't touch it and a loss if we were spoken about the screen time when you yeah we have a little bit or i was thinking about so i think over the weekend in relation to newsouth wiles and slowly. Coming out of luck. Dan restrictions and all that sort of stuff so in new south wales. There are allowed to have picnics now. Now what do you feel about picnics. Do you think it's a good thing. I would feel locked inside you for six months and someone and said hey. You're allowed to go to the park and have a picnic with friends. Of course you'd be going. Fuck yay haggard is that what does the picnic involve these days when you say i'm going on a picnic. Does that mean like kids. Does that mean like all cupcakes and sandwiches or does this main friends beer like is it a fun. Yeah well i've been to interpretation obviously arc. If i'm having a picnic it's going to involve kids slave him inside. Sorry small sarin. We gone for picnic. Might catch you. Think i think the whole thing about a picnic from as the thought of pekny. He's why better than the execution. So you think it's going to be we're gonna get down to the park we're gonna keep all around take frisbee have been a fan of cricket. What does that him locked that apart from. One thing to after these things for me. So the first thing is there's always like bumping bumpier. You've got so much shit you've got to carry down to the pick location. Set it all up and the preparation. Much varieties foibles fees. Oss insect repellent. The works works. You finally get dan there. You set it all up. It's very rare that you ever go for picnic on a die that it's not blowing it's fucking got set up piper plights off the table tablecloths off the table you put your empty began this off fucked so knowing and then if you're not prepared enough lucky is always at one person and i'll put my hand up. It's may have at chairs. Do one on odd about spot once and then photo cheers fucked series rocky must be ov. She's living in the world so as other waiting for someone to disappear often dosing else and oc nature for a second. I'm just going to buy me. If all was a president. This christmas i would know. Now what to buy. As the only tom my lawf- that i would feel like it would be a president way. Some reseda guy. I will probably use this fake. Oh that's a fake. Oh yeah the alma ahead. So there's chairs but then what do you do at a picnic. You're bringing food or maybe you go somewhere and you cook a barbecue or of gupta barbecue. Now we're going to make. She's conversation with people that you haven't seen for a while. Is that but sausages fallen. Because it's a hand held fucking meal then. Some joker thinks it's okay to bring a stake along. What do you sitting there. And you've got your legs half cross and you're trying to create a steak with plastic fucking cutlery and shit like that and it's bad i need to leave. The kicker is for me. You just start getting d work. You have a couple of b.'s. You getting into that steak or your sausage or whatever be a salad and all of a sudden little ants figure out. Oh base the wasps like yard. It's like little ants have called out to their friends. Bring a backpack and all of a sudden. You don't know there's aunts until there's a fucking few anjana it one turns into a million half a second. We went to a friend's on saturday. And all had only just got out of the car. And i was standing on his little front patrick grass saying did i have friends like the boys assigned to one another the next thing. I know two legs coveting and shortly after that. Daddy ricky's a murderer. I'm smashing things and killing the answer. So let's clarify these little little black. Fuck offense yes standard bullshit bullying or anything like that but it's just decide they're going to how the you in themselves and fucking legs and ruin your law and wakened know what the one thing i was gonna come back and say something and i'm doing that right now. That's what i said is the only good picnic. Allison and have is we. Don't pack a picnic basket and do that. Bullshit we much. The risk isn't worth the reward. Like even if you get great diet you get down there and if probably be bored especially it depends on where you go two yup al hundred percent struck right is a couple one a chase planet. Who's driving the god on the street. You've been exposed now. She has driver. She usually has tell us they have a whole bottle. When we leave the half has also so we we go to the beach reverse up to the show on back in the car open and we get like fifteen much. It's about six pillows and a blanket lying there with chased by just in tupperware and it's fucking amazing. Get say the waves the ocean. What else is out there. The sky is pretty good. Good tom. that's good your wife wind if it's too windy at the beach. It's going to blow sandy into the becky having it doesn't annoy in your head. You think it's going to happen. It doesn't happen never happened. Never not tell you. I'll check you out in a romantic back of the boot peak with the we can hold hands and say sand gets our other hand a bad. I'll be nothing. Oh what about if you're down on the beach and you did it clicking collect. You can't click intellect. I told him that this area so he's folded up. What the fuck you talking about. Okay so do you know what clicking collect is clearly not with shopping in collect so two thousand twenty one. Do you know what the internet is into what my colon tax. Three double one. There was an taxis seven a while back discussing discussing. Well just discuss things future not spearheaded fast. The word wrong medicine describes moving. Okay all the shopping centers around. He him lock him so we thought we'd start getting at shopping delivered from louis. Try something different. It's fun yeah fine. But he was like third. Aim to sixteen dollars. Every delivery and i was thinking. Hang on on the team to sixteen on so if you want like a paint on like this i four to six pm when people might be more expensive. What's the person log the rocks up just standard. Is it like Obi they're always guys need like twenty-five mid-forties happy nationally. Let's don't get too racist all just everyone so the india every time i just. I'm trying to picture everytime you get you. Get a mix mix of everything that oh indian. Sorry billion. we did that we still hang on. This is getting a bit ridiculous. If we're doing this we're spending sixty dollars a month on delivery. Why don't we go click incorrect. Which is instead of delivery you do it on. And then you drive to the place and they literally just bring it up to your car and put it in the back and now with covered you get instructions. It's like don't leave your car. Don't talk to anyone just basically yell out your order number out the window. Yup i'm doing that. And i'm saying this like fifteen year old gill who's probably like two weeks into a job going down this ramp with fucking thing. She looks like she's gonna full over and then she's like looking for the the button to open the could. Just go out and i'm not allowed to and then she's struggling with the pizzi max. Cotton trying to get into the back of never felt like a thatta. Pays shit my life because i was forced to sit there. And what is getting going off to watch fucking struggle with the trolley and pull the car and then nfl. Guilty clicking collect all right. that's like child labor. When you're gonna shop you the shoppers that actually look for bargains. So we're talking like the fifty percent of thank made it the front. You might not necessarily wanna buy it but because it's on special you lot. Yeah i could eight that you that shoppers. Sometimes i'm like okay. So i am as well so if we shopping online. We couldn't find those bargains. So you you have to buy everything. Now they got a special section and it comes up show you. What's special right next to gentleman. Protein yogurt like was four dollars. Now fifty and you have to have it within the die and yeah you. Can this some bargains to be had dan. do you know i. There's two parts to this so disagree with you. The get all the bargains. Because and it's not a bad even stuff that's been marked down are went on site. I'll be sitting at work sometimes. No think are what are we going to say. I'll start looking up ingredients and stuff like that. And then the shops not far away. So i'll look at them and make sure that the shop has the ingredients but i'm not doing it clicking collect i'll go and i'll have a look on lawn and say i don't know what's an example rot. Thirteen ninety nine for mushrooms on the website are going store and our bothers mushrooms advertising on the website three keel shape. So all i believe two things. Fuck getting someone else to peak your fresh produce for you for status. I do a great job. they have no. I don't even want to tie the risk really trust that they do a great job now they do a great job. Another one another one. If you bought milk or mate do you grab the dight. Lightest or the newest one. You're going to get the light because you want the freshest stuff you grab from the back if you bought online they're gonna just grab whatever. Yes good point you get the freshest produce little rock's up your house with he's yourself and your milk goes off tomorrow one hundred percent bang you correct but it doesn't affect me and these are the reasons why we only have raisins pal. Two to three days of shopping. So it'll be three meals so either way unless it's going out of deitz not gonna fucking matter and the other thing is with all those specials and whatever for may decide what would be. Let's say at most. If i'm clicking collecting and i'm not paying delivery i would save on. Maybe ten fifteen dollars falls in there. And i've got a couple of good specials and maybe something cheap i would pay that extra fifteen dollars not to stand extra. Some fat bitch can't say that i'm coming and petroleum away or some screaming kids or not go through the experience of being in the shopping center. It's worth it for me. I agree except for the number of the amount that you started. Fifteen bucks dollars is a lot. That is a lot of money. And if it's not for you then you're making too much money now. I just i think the emotional value is on par. Everyone's making good points. I just feel as though that gap in how much money you're willing to spend versus. Save not on. Not only that we said we. Shall we wake fifteen dollars twice a week. Thirty dollars a week for convenience now get paypal. Pifer convenience are completely get it. So as i was driving pasta shop the other day chips for fucking seventy five boss mischief is you buy them. Didn't bother him fox. Because i had to go in then. I went through a bottle shop and bought the same pack of chips for five dollars. So i get it. Convenience didn't have to get them a car all that i understand it but we groceries are very personal. Thing that a hog deal. I'll say that yeah and the thing is the last point that always gonna my. He's the people that go round grabbed the groceries. You control over. And i've been in the shops win. The buddy gumby people that are just coffee ownership putting in the basket. My denote wash vegetables before. Use them what slim words before what vegetables. You good with covet. Nineteen get someone else to pick your shit as what we're saying that he worship visibles house. Watch my bush vice mosque guide. Do your own shopping. Save you money and get lighted dight food and you'll be a happy person all right. Let's not ever shop together and move on. You wanna talk about cats jessica. I love cats just a couple of things. Raw may or may not be funny to everyone else but i thought i'd bring it up so the cats occasionally like apart from being that'd be for them. They sometimes like going out the front and smelling with the other cats. The neighborhood have been. Because i saved them through the window so sometimes ought to take him out the front but i need to get them harness with a late night walk dealer. Pays the guy that. I used boat dunkin down on the beach looking. Cats is extremely. we'd no. I'm all about going so anyway. Out fat cats. In fact that's too fat for their hands. So i had bought two new ones and in order for them to get used to it because i hadn't worn them in about eight months. I put the harness on them with adelaide. And i had them walking around the house. Pretty good morning. We practice in practice. Just get used to it so when you're at the front you don't fucking full of your onto your face. I sort of got about it because cooking. And then i heard into t all hurt me someone. This is bad you've been exposed to reverse i. O cooking is your consist list. The dan just gonna expire oscar cooking cooking dinner. Pick up your anyway. I heard this fucking commotion coming from the laundry. The cats kitty litter and as nala offer got that the cats really struggled to jump when they've got the hyannis on wildcats but i from thorough. The cat owners out there by the way instead of using a normal kid to try. Get a storage container and put the kids literally stops them from kicking the kitty litter everywhere. And it's deepen it sounds better anyway. Show she has to jump a foot and a half to get into a very but with a harness on forgot she jumped up there and got stuck as she was stuck. She started pebble. Pooing luck goat onto floor regained sport. Got back out of the box in panic and had half turds seeking ours and instead of instead of like calming dan going out. The box now stood the honasan. She started doing the dog on ground so she started wapping a pace of shit with us all the way out of the laundry through the whole way into landry I measured a thirteen and a feet over sheet drag. So what can i say something about. And that's no mayor bava. It was a little bit cannot assay something about cats and the people that are in them. I was watching a video and it wasn't until talk about cats and how you know people love them or hide them and someone said cats are the off of animal that you ate love you high but if you love them you can say all of the dumb shit that i do. And they give this impression off that they're so independent when this dependent and they do all this dumb stuff and she said any on. That has a good sense of humor can say why people love cats. Yeah we know that. They're not dogs and like they have fun loving energetic. They're just fucking annoying. Fucking animals death. That's why we love them. They're funny they're stupid fucking like an arrogant arrogant arrogance is like the arrogance is will and the thing is love them but he's allergic that's true. Yeah for may the thing is. I've got my cats to almost a dog status and you agree with this there. They play fetch. They listen to the words that i say smart this smart because they saw me. But i think it's more rewarding if you can get a cat to that stage then just blowing dog-eat-dog locks people because it's a fucking dog. It's like meet the parents. Robert deniro set it starts. Yeah that's correct robert road on. Do you know it's funny. Actually this is weird. Segue but i'm going run with. Cats obviously have to have sex to procreate to have more caps kittens surprise dogs in comparison wrought head many times in your law if you seen a dog that's just had six and that stock you know get stock remember dogs that daughter cancer yeah stock stuff about an hour after six fucked up by. Can't get out the dogs. The male dogs digs up so much so they got stuck and saw. The fame restart having usually on top of the woman. Dog the bitch. They ended up beautiful. They end up getting end up. Asked us with details on. The dick is stuck. Backwards have snapped that dog. I know it so bad very bad. You never say that with a cat so cat is obviously a more compassionate level. 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Virtual visits are just one of the ways. United healthcare helps connect you to better help learn more at. Uh dot com benefits. Mary that is. That's like i've got one. Oh fuck all right for fuck psych. Hey was easy cold. The cold the pendulum the little the banjo off. You snap the banjo. Always having sex with an old girlfriend definitely not the pendulum. By the way. I looked it up. Is it code. A pendulum and banjos banjos. The nickname for the pendulum is actual. Well disagreements. let's move on that penguin. He's typing the dixon. Sex felt something. Go like come apart. Hammy lot of blood the banjo. So the head of the dig right so the top the back of it. You got the guys listening talking about. Girls probably do as well. It'd snapped away never to heal again. But that's life. Soy there was no pine but like it came pass still barking one hundred percent this country music anymore a half circumstance then could you on circumcised and that is just like a happen so i think it's not a pine and there was no thought of this sign back together. It's pointless yeah. Oh probably about your injury of little talk soccer man. I couldn't actually go down to one in one stands out but there's been a few like especially if they're on top of the ambiance enough and dan you get a couple of jump it to heart comes out and then follow the good and i mean there's no tearing but i've had structural integrity. There's a lot of world trade center nine eleven. I'm telling you then through soon. Yeah monte i came here didn't crumble but fucking bent good luck so you said you're did you say your half circumstances you say oh i'm uncircumcised okay mater everytime that sometimes maybe when there's not quite the sufficient amount of lubrication going on and you just go and fucking rogan anyway. Have you ever had it way fucking. Nobody get so big that you skin so stretched and then it ripped foreskin block little taste and the foreskin now so be nice funding. But we're not gonna shut you down. It was like well. You better not. Because it's happened to me getting str- stretchy hurts like but it's like this blood and suffered really sort of the skins. Yeah it's crazy non not for me. But i've had had other guys here for skiing not not my on the guys who alison alison. Don't listen to this podcast now. I've had other friends here for skins not break but poll tendons or something something bad in and end and well. I've had cuts and bruises from fingernails. Oh you have no no no friends on. Yeah i would think you know one of them. But i'll wait mentioned it because i have to clear that with a boost. We've treaded lordly heavenly. Yeah we have said shit. We can say this but we can't say that it's hard. It's hard because it's very good for the thing is we never this podcast. It just goes straight up. There's no world trade center. Go straight up dan area. You gotta be careful with what you say. I'm going to jump to one thing before we get into five seconds of something else. Can i do whatever you want you right on. Well something i've noticed in the realms of being married is rachel completely different ways of doing things in relation to cooking all cook and chop up chopping onion skin in the green bean chop up some out something else. Put the scraps away away on a mess on the bench. You decide Are things pretty clain. But judging by what you've said there's there's an issue here your mcclay and then she or by fucking country she gets everything really messy and you like. How does this even happen. What are you doing so you even thinking about. What you're doing is let me paint a picture. Like if i'm going to cook inc what's the first thing that you would think that you're gonna get when you're going to cook saying maybe chopping board is that. Is that fair helping board saucepan off. It's you just getting prepared. More first thing is chopping board. Because i'm going to get ingredients. Ready era goes up right. You will just grab the ingredients and stop shopping on the bench and then the scrap stay on the bench. And then she'll move the ingredients onto a board and hang on a second. What the fuck you doing. what are you doing. What did you need to make that mess. You didn't mike it of pacing for about a minute and often. I couldn't stand paying out how much i love this. Oh my god. Such a big thing is the thing. If you're a couple no matter how you do things. There is always going to be issues literally no matter how much no matter how much she perfect. The other person's wise of doing things. I will always have a problem with it every single time. So you you live together and you'll be okay right. Show does things this way. Rick does things that way no matter what happens. There's always going to be arguments. There's never going to become a time. Wow you in the kitchen. You're one hundred percent accurate. Everyone's always arguing yup. Do you agree with hold something wrong or they lost something wrong and this. This doesn't go into this guy's past cooking and into the dishwasher stacking the dishwasher auto. Use the dishwasher anymore. Okay families of four auto. How many people in your house. But we don't tell people by the time we feel the dishwasher up or it's even worth doing that. I need to use those utensils again. So it's better for me and going back to what you were saying. Enlist you fucking cooking scrambled eggs. You should have enough time in between cooking processes to wash it and have only thing or put it in the dishwasher. Whatever you have to do so that when you eat and you sit down dont have to ruin the meal by thinking about all. The cleanup is so much more rewarding going. I just have an often folk and the plight. And then i'm done or this pilot is willing to one more thing before we go. What d- dame rinsing do you think. Feeling something else feeling something up. This is blowing wind with water and leaving it rinsing it as in renting it out with water and then it sits there semi clain. What's rinsing to you a. It's different because going in the dishwasher. You're renting for the dishwasher. Ashim a if you're rinsing for the dishwasher anything. So if i'm if i'm cooking or preparing cinco of just had a cup of coffee or whatever it might be a glass of want into the not. Had you lost glass of wine. Rinsing it to me is an are that glass of wine. That's got a little bit left. The bottom of fill it up with water. leave it. you don't do that. You just put some water in it and then tape it out and then maybe put some clinton i do the other one. Sometimes if i've might annoys delicious bowl of pasta like regularly do if that is all orangey. Whatever put hot water in and like a squeeze of luck detergent and leave it there for a few hours and then all hand wash it because it's too big to put in the dishwasher okay. I'm going to come in here. Okay never feel anything That's fucking disgusting is not into it. Does eight a why it'd be cooked eggs okay. Okay but i do not have to worry about getting hard and stiffened being stuck. I have one of those stick things in the handle and the scrub high. Yeah that's why. I don't use them behind him. I use it and straight after dinner. Nothing ever gets clergy odds stiffen stock. I thought we were talking about the pendulum. we could. We could be because you wash dishes with. Dick depends on many times. It's the throw them off provin reynolds phases seconds after danes. Finish kuchen as we haven't done five seconds here counts. Are we going to do better them. Awesome fucking better fast. O- name three ways to wash dishes. He's gone. I i assume you because i was Ego ahead name three brands of toilet paper one sign up. What's the gluten sorbian kleenex. what's the one with. The fluffy dog kleenex kleenex. Fucking is crossed named three brick. Gary name three human characters. From the star wars franchise a princess leia scott luke skywalker and jazz. Coding they're just vote on overnight. Got really hate it that much. You don't know if. I don't hide it. It's just overrated. We're going to go back into that very upset name. Three animals ending with the letter. T what is that. Give me give me. three rat. Cat wasn't talking. I can tell that yeah right to. How was he going to get you. Pull on an fuck chance. I simple famous or not name. Three annual events where you can receive an award silly buy fan run. The appeal rice at mela and the city base wing festival olympics games. Not caught in. The middle of the sentence accepted that ardent k. Because he stood up tests to think josh riding on. Yeah you could say logie's said anything get on with the power back. Get on with it pal. I love that name. Three movies starring. Nicholas cage fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. This should by a bit embarrassing now. The movie goer. And you love caja movie guy. We love some cage face off sixty seconds go on saint speed is sixty seconds now gone in sixty seconds fuck. I haven't been talk. Is that finished. are we got more one. More gold shot yours named three animals that can live in your house without knowing or millipedes sleight of ato's and the insects and animals air. That's what i was thinking. But that's what. I said six seconds to come air the bony amass. That sort of thing. Oh and you said insect so no good for the audience for more despicable. Does anyone got one then now. Someone stunning football games. It's like neil. But they're really entertaining. I'm yeah it wasn't one of those in the news. Ladies and gentlemen psychedelic substances are going to be trialed to help cure into illnesses. I have mental illness. I just wanted. Oh whoops i actually you know because the point everyone drugs so no. I don't want to anyway what's going to happen here. What is it trial. Trial and error. Until i figure out into they once a year they come out with the stipend luck. I've done trials and testing that they found that especially. I think it's cold silla saban or something like that. Which is the psychedelic. That leaves the magic. Mushrooms is a useful and treatment against tops. Different mental illness whether it's anxiety depression md. Am i can use a treatment for depression again. That's the point. Md short-term shoes is not good. Do you know what the study is gonna to. It's going to be. Did you realize that. Georgie was really happy for monday. Tuesday and wednesday but then all of a sudden had a big decrease himself on true but it just got me thinking like. I don't know i'm not opposed to the idea that they could use. What is currently illegal drugs because who decides what's in allegra nicotine marijuana who's booze yup. All this stuff at the moment. They're legal but do you. What would you make legal but isn't legal anything. We've already spoken about this. I know it's too hard to tell because what you know is no. I mean. Something like control cocaine. Would you say you don't drive. Don't do anything on it. But that's that's the part of it. I'm happy with that. You know what what change. Or what effect that's going to have on the broader society say controlled but we say control your alcohol intake and these fucking assholes. Nba held a lot of confident interviews oregon hundred percent. Talk this job now. Because i'm the best but it's really interesting and i think there's a genuine benefit to be had for and they can prove that it's going to be a great. Let's do our thing. It would lead to disaster honestly like just with the experiences. I've had annoy how it works. And the people that i've seen go on an had i react to it but then it's it's the after the fact all my god. It's a lot of the short term thing. do you think happens. Because all of the drugs that are widely wide lee available in saudi jumped on with other chemicals and stuff so the pure version of some of these things. Do you think pharmaceutical md. Am i correct. That's that's what testing excellent point. Maybe the pharmaceutical grade stuff has less of an effect in terms of a bad comedown. But that's a good point so just saw some balki. Who's they're chopping it up rat poison and promoters trustworthy killer. Mola mola got me some of these paying his can ping off china soul now china or a one more before we wrap it up. I had a driving actually the other day. And i saw this kid who i used to live in a unit i hassle ever leave came to adelaide was little unit on seda avenue in burnside. It was not deny and before we knew each other. So this little unit was in a block of seek so there's one two three four five six and we were he now. The lady that lives directly across from us her name was sue and she lived with her son at the. Tom single mom she wasn't hot out anyway. Her son thinki- must've been older being twenty s. He must have been luck teens or something that anyway of just saying spark randomly the other day in the pasadena shops and recognize his face that we guys friend thin or just talk buddies or not even that he was like a way be. We'd little key okay. Walk odd seem cy. Hello out of respect. But we went mites. Anyway i remember walking down the driveway to come home and hearing so getting amorous with someone she was in the just getting pounded into the ground. She getting fucked in the hall. All all that's correct apart from the us well and it's just went straight for the us and that says loni asu but saying her saying i'm the other day reminded me of that. That thought that memory just came straight back into my head pacers. Getting state look like night. It was on lock donkey kong. Oh no and then kill me thinking when you were younger or member. Watching rome comes and people would kiss on a and you'd get that bit of a tinguely feeling down in the undergarments. You know when you're really young. Sps anything aren't remember. I remember all watch. Tv shows or movies and that start kissing passionately ya anyway remember walking past so's place when she was getting panted to within an inch of a law and that sand quad uncomfortable the feeling that hearing people have six does it turn you on or is it just like wow lock. You must be sorry confident to make that much noise in a public place. Okay let's break down because if it's someone on no it's a hodge ounce that i'm definitely not attracted to them because it's going to be someone like my brother my mom my dad or you listening to you brother have six well. I'm not. I'm saying that you put in that situation. That to house and the unfortunate room next to them like i don't think so if it strangers and you don't know what they look like student but if someone heart and you hear the maybe i don't know i've never never other of a funny thing if you pay was like instead of comedies just turning on it's creek come over here. This is funny. That's more than that. i get i think. When does it get the funny get just annoying like what if you're living. We're talking to tom. he's getting so many mentions but remember when he was living in that little unit and he said these people live up above us. You remember. He told us that they used to just get abs- which you know which one other one before buck show that we set up a stay of case it goes up. These people are always fucking. And i can hear him like. When does it get annoying. Lucky okay let on your lucky getting getting a bit of action right but when does it get annoying. so it's on the fifth day of arc in the second is gauze honestly aric in fourth just to be in the middle because straight. Is you go one. I heard something today. Second day you get someone on board. Go third day high. They're at it again. Fourth i will divert potentially performance enhancing drugs. I go join them. Go full circle and then the question is at what point do you sit there and think like maybe he's lost affair while lucky thinking On it lost all your insecurities coming maybe or geez. We're not having sex that often. I hold that sort of stuff. A little remind it. Get to that point. Hey have you head. And you and i was having this what what's happened. I have neither not yet still building. Yeah okay so here in what kangaroos having sex. Just a flashback from sue. Okay susie susie q across the road. And i'm just thinking fucking hell our member. And just thinking jeeze sue would have been in a mid forties eric and at the time and author chance she listens to the podcast one hundred percent. I'll send it to her. Wait now i don't know it. Just got me thinking about all these things like what are the ramifications of lad six in a communal area ca illegal all it can be as ordered doesn't because the it's embarrassing to complain about. It's like if i've heard you're to comply and it's like you have to commit to embarrassment. Yeah so i heard them. Having sex like human beings do that but it was very loud like you need to really commit problem it's fucked. I heard his sweating nuts x. slapping against. As how you funny six serie. Send it to us on instagram. I wanna hear is we want to hear it. We will look at it and we talk for ten ladies and gentlemen. Thanks again for joining us. And if you want to talk and subscribe to us on spotify youtube apple podcasts. The talk and instagram. And don't forget the hit the bill. Look at this as almost got. It only took utilities somewhere else. That was even said the talk. Not even the full name of that disgraceful platform saline get stylish. Durable flooring for your home that will last a lifetime and get it installed with help from. Lowe's get stained master pet protect carpet. 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Episode - 16

Chats With Cats Podcast

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Episode - 16

"Welcome back everyone to the shuts. We've cats podcasts. Here with mark. Dan and myself rick and boys. I'm getting out. It's official now of had back shoes for wall. But the most innocuous thing i did the other day holding my son up and just lifted him up a little bit backward and just completely fucking gave away and not a not like her you back or something like that later on that evening i was literally trying to hold my dinner plate of food and i could not even hold it like try to lift it up off. My lap couldn't hold the you'll sitting down muldoon sitting down on the catch trying to watch the full list didn't play a little bit to have a couldn't do it. So you've done something like in the shoulder blade lifting kit up. How did you do it. What was the motion chop shop right. Yes shoplifting ran across the room. Just try to launch him into the mirror sitting on my show this in the mirror and easiest louder hegazy some of the ground dot any moment any moment at really good and just up slot and just on you just twist slightly wrong or something like that. Because i've done so many those. Where like leaning in jive as poor backup taking the hospital wheelchair. Cutting an orange paul monica dhamma back to dress for the may putting my built on once really back at got back from a holiday putting my bag that i have my clothes packed in literally just went on the bed back gone. You guys are scaring me because you have both in your theories of just turned thirty. And i'm selling have issues. Selling pines warm up for forty longer recovery longer. Is this sort of like. it's just when he got shoot. Yeah my god. That's that fun. Have you had ever had a serious back problem. I've always had back issues but it's always been well looked after if i'm willing to mind and the stretch and he's such a good point people always say back but i guarantee the exact same person that says that is not looking after themselves. Wasn't i found one stretch. That has now stopped me from ever pulling the same backup of always at the same time my winter backs worse than my summer back official. Everyone's winter backs. i actually. He's he's one foyer. Imagine imagine the crippling depression you get where you're looking forward to a trip to vietnam seven months and the day before you go you pull you back out and you can't even fucking walk terrible. That's lab and guess what you're still a much weight on the went on the trip calls. You went on the tree bata. He's the best thing. I said to my drum what i'm going on the trip as many drugs as you can get and and he was like okay. Well anita sample of now. He asks he goes. What are you taking. What have you had before. I taught in europe all the standards. You know he did. He gave me something to show up my ass. That looked like a fucking bullet from world war two. That is a doctor. Wants you to go on that whole exit. I don't know. I had to show this fucking canister up my asshole and i was actually really concerned about it because i'm not like an ask fain lot fingering myself off or anything like touch my ass never so this was. This was a really daunting process for me. I had a hard to go into a dark room to do it. Yourself lamb side lift up and then put it in and as soon as did on telling anyone at harmed has to do this process just fucking shit the bid everywhere i didn't it was just my asking what the fuck is going in. This is an amazing horse or something went winning there but then it said our did read the instructions like twelve times because those apparently but basically you need to sit there and let your ass. Suck it in like sucking. It apparently naturally got something about taking drugs in your stomach versus. Roll up your ass which most drug addicts shahada. So this is what i'd give it. Give you the vietnam vietnam but yeah it was very bad. Didn't do much else than the normal tablets. So i had to stop taking it and i was so thankful i just throw them out. Could not use them again. He said they worked really well. No they win in my ass really will then setting there and let me feel like i was going to shit myself ages so no. I couldn't do it. Who wants to be on an airplane knowing that they've got a fucking bullet penetrate their ass and coming out. It's bad i don't want to think about it much longer. But anyway i do get good after toyed is and enjoy the rest of the week so things about getting out the back going out. Don lock it. Skin tags now audit have skin tags. But what are you think of it. Skin tags cut off all this gross. I've been shocking skin tags. Ever since i was a kid. I remember in primary school in grade four. I was doing my work school and we had a relief teacher and she would lane iva shout at look. Look at what you. You're doing your workbook. Whatever and this woman had skin tags would just fall off but he made off who literally just fall off would be rotting and all of a sudden like you're no fucking terrified of skin tags is i would just be fall off my. Let me tell you. Skin tags not fully slighty had skin tags and enough ovum that they used to shed they used to just actually skin tags do fall off and i used to just drop off a lot talk absolutely disgusting on the last thing. I'm not looking forward to as they get older and been quarter purveyor of the poop pants. It just gets worse as you get older apparently shitting yourself but you should yourself now. How much worse is gonna get fucked. You're gonna go messy rick johnson. Hey this guy's shoot himself about four times in six holidays that we've been on. I remember leaving a nightclub in sydney with a euros pants and good anita guardship. My parents and my friend does with tom. We started laughing and joking and we saw in the road into a public toilet with the us and in twenty five minutes. He finished the year off before cleaning us. I don't know if you guys had this but when the only time off had diarrhea problems is when i'm traveling and all of a sudden overseas and there's a sudden change in diet immediately as soon as i entered the country in hundred percent. Diarrhea happened in london and happened in the united states. Doria does that guys. does that happen. Yeah absolutely it's the change in dot it's all about that i actually got food poisoning in toyland and it was the not of the most expensive restaurant we went to. And i'll try and get this as short as possible but basically we spent one hundred forty dollars. Something australian h had this open plotter and made they shaved off a sword and you basically just waved a white flag when you done. We ate that in the morning. The six of caught Little canoe add to these like tawny island meant to be perilous. Fucking wasn't to me a got there. All they had was his little hot-selling like bees. Or sodas and they had like to drop toilets and all of a sudden. I went grain and just wanted to fucking shit. My love away went to the toilet. A shot shot a shot. Al look around was the bucket of water. There's no toilet paper and just fuck this. I'm going in the ocean. So did the yo sheeting in the water and fucking lifted off. So bad luck. We're your friends that you were there with also swimming. That were taking photos of this happening of you shooting in the water. Yeah they just let these photo. I'll have to. I'll have to tell you aud. I thought okay that little tobacco was either. I've obviously something has agreed with me. We then plan to leave this little resort and go to a fish market select and fish and the restaurant will cook it for us on the way back. Assad fucking vomit. On the connotes or meditating on there we get to the fish market. Everyone's all look at that something vomit. That smells fact or his slimy octopuses. And all i can think about is. I've got serious food poisoning. So i picked out this fucking fish tyco and coca. I've gone to the restaurant toilet. I've been vomiting air and a half. And i'm what i need to get back to the hotel i get took. And if any of you guys have ever been on tiktok. It's not the most relaxing drive time. There's no air conditioning. Rockies fuck if the forty minute ruck where. I'm actually i should shut my finger my asshole to stop anything from coming bad. I don't know how i didn't spent the next day. Ima hotel room. Again and shooting vomiting cheating had a doctor code to the room and turns out. That always actually close to dying. Because i'd lost so much fluid. And i went to hospital. And they gave me like a bit two or three. Saline drips. big. Fuck off lonzo. Never even seen the source of him. And if i hadn't had travel insurance sales up for like two grand. Yeah so anyway. So nearly that hotel nearly have not only the of dance pu but the ghost of dan fucking bad and it's our talk. I would never want anyone to get these so if you did die there would you haunt the hotel. Because you're in that much of a hot actually leave the hotel and going haunt the restaurant and be like you should have thrown the. What flagging should've aw salami oregon guys. Do you guys have any stories that you can think of for me to say. Ghosts are real. Because i went up as long as a division is like those at sinar. There's no guys guys aren't real and then does that say there are and for a long time or have believed and i'm sure you guys are with me because you're normal you believe in goes i don't believe in god me neither thank you. I said you guys were normal. There's there's some things happen sometimes. And i think is there an occurrence where thanks to put rod in my mouth. Is there an occurrence where something can happen and you go. That is completely changed the why of you. If something's real not before any other stories e. I think the thing that makes you think more about it is all the stories say mark compli happened. It's like okay but it's a fucking story. Has it ever happened to you. Know not to me anyway. The thing is you have to. If you hear the story you have to be able to believe it from the person telling it because anyone telling a story could be making it up so he could go the source law source would not think he believes in ghosts at all but if they said i fucking story ghost it was right in front of me right point. I'm telling you are no. You're gonna think. Masako i. But i saw my first thought. Is we believe. I believe you but you have kids todd. Drunk type of conspiracy theorists of nine eleven came up to instead of saying ghosts. What would you say. Yeah blame you fucking nine. The story that i heard and my mom who's a. She's a nurse so her job is to go into people's houses and trade them for whatever condition. I have so wound dressing stuff like that and she went to this house and it was this old man who donated some sort of dressing or whatever and she was in conversation with this man and all of a sudden a voice out from the other room and it was a famous voice asking for some sort of thing or whatever and my mom's stopped and she said who is that and the guy said. Oh my god. Thank god you've heard that i'm happy. You've heard that you can hear it too. That is my ex wife calling from another room all this time of been waiting for someone to hear what i'm hearing so i'm not going crazy on. She dead or she just like not wanting to break up and he his wife and a few years ago and he constantly. He is her voice from the other room. Yes that's creepy creepy. The thing is you you listen to that story and you think everyone thinks even the listeners are bullshit story whatever but more mom i for a fact and this is where it's important if you hear it from someone that is genuinely fed income is not going to blow shit or craft on any might up shit right. This was legit. She heard the voice and he backed it up sighing. My wife's been dead for a few years. That voice that you've just heard that's my wife and i'm glad you've heard it off thinking i was the only one that could hear going crazy going crazy bit both. But have you ever been on a ghost tour. Now i've been on the road show on three and to be honest like i love the idea of ghosts it entertains me a what shaven ghost. Tv shows that apparently finding haunted houses and and they investigating a love. I'm all about it. But i don't believe in it and we're not going goes to tour on the guy that will see in dot greenbaum ourself and i'm not actually a little bit scared even though i don't believe in them but i want something to make me believe and boy into you're you're putting yourself as and you're saying if i experienced something. That is legit. I'm happy to boy into a and accept what happens. The worst person is like whatever happens. I'm not going to accept it. You need to have an open mind. The problem is that's the thing a lot of time with conspiracy theorist and a lot of people that gonna goes to her already put themselves in the mindset. They waiting all expecting something to happen. So if a door shuts because of the wind all of a sudden ghosts it wasn't the wind is just ghost and so you'll have to balance that well. I'm a realist. And i know you go as a sort of going down. The elliot's will to judge everything on its merits. That's important so have an open mind and any situation like that. Turn a blind eye to something but more importantly sort of accept something's happening just because it is but what's more important in that situation for you as the person. Witnessing this is at the door that closes or do you actually want to see something in front of you lock. Wha what is the evidence. I want an experience that i can go. That was cool. That's fun and then had. Would it telling someone tap on the shoulder i want. I want to grab on the ass. I want like something fucking really juicy like a poker from gross like even like a rube grab on the shelter in a whisper in the ear of unite. Like i want something really. Stick that supposedly of you're actually. That would have been a great help fucking fingering guys. That's like a delighted segue better than in the us seconds or something off. Pick me up. We're gonna rip off seconds. Gimmie three create dances. I one nine three ways to become. Yeah three ways to become unconscious get punched in the head car crash or holding. Long underwater drowning would have been great tom that way than it needed to joining these dead. You can go unconscious underwater from from your breath not obviously being offered. Maybe on a nine three things. Animals starting named three animals studying the let one ceres robert and a rock rafique rather and still can't even that's how it is rick. Apart from a job named three ways to make money onlyfans pawn and busking. I actually found a job. Here's the problem thorough germs but like if we're signing the lesser wrong answer. There's no correct wide answer that question. I would have preferred slot selling things recycling canes. Ibm he's a problem. Every market space. Everything's job if you might funny. I've given it to him because he came with three good answers so get another one name. Three animals starting the libby. Boston and buffalo. Good don ought to struggle with that pat on the back mark on the back. Very condescending here. We don't get this fucking be very upset. Name three types of one cabs have mullebeck merlo grenache temper. No more on mode on my thank. You could see one lava have we was that h. of only had two. Oh yes three three from three and for those this thing from for the best place in the world to drink red wine is wrought where we are now. in fact i think we're about a few kilometers away from karen val had good. Is it here. Yeah very good wanting to visit set the strategy and you read one. You've come to the right place last few. I'd like you to name three sports starting with the letter. Hey ch- hockey hula hoops and harder handle handle would have been a good one hundred. The thing about this is thanks. Dan thanks for joining a five seconds. It stuffs you up because you've got the answer is but you've you've only got the answers in fifteen seconds. I don't know who is really a spoi- something. I saw dan harley straight one on. I'd actually give him that if his did answer. I would have hockey. Hembo and hod chats. Geez it's really. It's really hard when you don't have a fucking second thing going. What actually Always writing something combat adele and apparently when she lost a lot of your white. Like all of these. We'd tops of exercise shoes. Doing lock hulu so crazy. She need to lose weight. But one of the things just to contribute. Now when i remember this adele great talent quite singer when she lost a whole lot of white she endured a lot of criticism by a lot of sell. Shall we say large fans that were not happy with her white loss. Hang on fat fans or her fans but fans fat fans angry. We can call them. Is that jealousy. Or what is that hard. Call it jealousy. I think it's jealousy. I think you know like When you look at it it's sort of like why are you laughing. We can't believe what he just said. Jackson you guys know where that's from. Just it was just funny chris. Crocker line Don't worry about it goes now. i'm when she did lose a whole bunch of white. She was criticized. And when i heard about that. I thought oh my god someone that is done. A really good thing for themselves gotten healthy loss. Why added ten years onto the likud. She's in the spotlight. She's received criticism from her fans. Fans i mean. I don't know but like do you think that connected with her not on the music but also our he's someone who's at and the public yes spectrum. Yeah and they're overweight yet confident but also themselves miss all these thing about so. They liked that k. Figure the staff and it makes them think like you know all i am okay wrecked. I'm comfortable within myself then of goodell. Who's a large woman. That is very successful confident and has achieved a lot. And when doubt. Liz always white. Everyone else is like she. I'm going to do that in that. Want to and i just. I don't like that because a human being should healthy At a healthy weight. He's he's a good question on the way on the on the way that we travelling at the moment. How long until you think. The would fat will be eradicated from the dictionary. Lot two weeks. I can honestly reckon by twenty thirty. That would call someone fat away so you serious dies and it'd be so many other words by twenty thirty that will be in that same range. We're getting soft our way to joke absolutely so but speaking about trolls been noticing recently. Not today with fat or anything. The adelaide crows saw fellow. Couple of the crows fan pages right. And there's a friend. Sorry we won this recently so too long anyway. Pretty good there's a bloke who i used to play cricket with who is a really duvet crows fan right and so we've had a. She lost year this year doing better but he's constantly like trawling. The is gone. If i have to listen to the word rebuild one more time and we're just letting matthew knicks get away with being a fucking failure and all this other stuff all sydell. Dan replying a much better brand football in the contest. Where about thirteen years old. And what these last you. I think from a lot of this at the moment with twelve o'clock that brought on just get over it. Get over it. So what do you feel. The need to be that troll on the internet. What is it achieving. Do you know what it does absolutely nothing and it goes to no one important. It's gonna go. That's interesting close maghera. Let me pose. Frank's thinks that we should be doing better. Is this is fine. Thanks daniel let me. Let me pose a question to you to these trolls that post. That don't have anything to would shave other than to others. What is their main objective to upset others. Think what what am. I want attention in order to get attention. What do they need stupidity and content prenatal response right in response now when you're on forum or video we're on the subject of ifm so let's stick with that so someone posted a comment and it's insulting it's unfair. It's just complete crap right when you read that you think oh pathetic like just fuck off and you say someone under the defending that comment putting them down returning serve. What are high is the people that are responding to these trials. They don't actually know what they're doing. Fading fading thought the part of the problem. Yep these people think that they're doing a service to the community all they're doing is making matters worse and does that trump that they commenting to gonna again. Why because they're getting action the satisfaction or attention this guy so annoying back to a few weeks ago when we were talking about parents being online for the first time and sing stuff and not knowing winter judger probably going back to that dill thing if you look at every person that is responding to these people i guarantee not paypal in twenty th th there people that knew the guy there the middle middle-aged or someone said something nasty. Let me be the hero in like what can defend when all they're doing is just creating the fucking problems you want also the other night i actually saw someone say something and it was a fully formed to someone said something ridiculous. Someone then corrected them some. Oh you're right. And then i went off onto another chat in the same talk and became almost friends. It was amazing literally. Hybrid say that it's very river is amazing. Let me give you an example cries of just one post crows successful. They came back by science american listeners. That went what we're talking about. Just pretend it's an american sport. Whatever so a positive post comes in someone. Comments of this doesn't mean anything. The kreuzer shit. The first person to comment back. No they're not you just be. That's the loser. That's the phya this word old foes down if that comment would have stay there as the cross sock and it was left at that and no one ever guy any get inch of attention. It's buried by buried and that person that wrote it goes on no to thirties shit posted on the internet down. Anyone this thing if you think you're a hero by replying comments and acting lot your some sort of special person. Defending a love is please. Stop here not one. But who could you be now could be drilled. You are troll your fucking mussa. Who got last. Week's may jared leto. All you did tell you on waiting for that so this surely should be yours. Are right so actor musician conspiracy. It could be a serial killer. No it's cool. Osama bin long. Not i was born on september. Twelve thousand seventy three in california to an american to american parents with mostly english as well as jim swish and ours. And swish swish raised. A mormon ad. Four younger siblings spent the majority of my early lawf- in sunland neighborhood of los angeles and graduated from village christian school a game again modeling career as a toddler starring in a television commercial for pampers aged to i appear in more commercials most notably for showbiz pizza in ninety four before beginning an acting career on television that that year appearing in attain series called school book paschal breaks special continued work in television into ninety nine six. Across a number of joiners i appear in two episodes of fantasy drama highway to heaven between ninety and ninety four and nineteen ninety six and secured my first leading role in ninety seven appearing as jeremy beatty in the sitcom throb continued to feature on sitcoms in early ninety nineties with guest role on child charleston change. Who's the boss and the short-lived what a dummy guessing. The mormon is a big clue. But i've just got onto our scared that would give it away. I began my career in ninety ninety six appearing mainly in low budget films. My first role was in the horror. Comedy monster in the closet. In nineteen ninety four starred in the tammy and the t rex but secured my first feature film role in the company made the details in ninety ninety. Although commercially and critically unsuccessful. It allowed me to secure supporting roles in the films pleasant view in nine hundred varsity blues and ninety nine on she's older in nineteen ninety nine and the skulls in two thousand in two thousand and one my break through role arrived when i had furby magor arrive when starred opposite with vindaloo in the action film fast and furious. It was edgar. Okay remembers walker. Says wilson phil. Sorry sorry for you. Rick sinai. He did but he wasn't. He wasn't pleasant to. Rick can give you the point. Never sorry thanks bars. You did really well. Actually you got was to go that from his pull. Wha- kept thinking in my head. I was going to pull what paul paul those not. So tell me. What other actors names do you struggle with this. Obviously if you get that one raw. That's fucking mainstream as wine. Johnson johnson or the rock. Yeah wine johnson. The rock dwayne. He's nine to that. sounds better. how many movies a rock have to do the largest money grab. He's done a tv series that a lot. What young rock. It's called something odd. And he's like commander in the nfl didn't like that. I think everyone else did law. Monje jumanji law ray mike. Thus sheet with black always wanting something similar to the problem was robin williams. Did the first one so the expectation mark is. We are huge if that was an original film and we'd never seen original emoji. It's a pass. The original jumanji. Nine hundred five was one of my favorite films of outside top twenty mayor. Top twenty you have to you have to push a few buttons for me. The rock is a guy who and this is a trawling thing and trolleys a very touchy subject on trial. The rock but i just wish the rock didn't exist on instagram. what's he do. you follow him on. Scream no but i hear enough about he stuff and it makes me go to his page and look on the recently Hell it actually. This would have been a few months ago. The rocks put up this post rock. Hey guys just want to let you know on the way to shoot today and my gate stopped working at my property as he often guy from half mexican to australian and us. And i'm not prepared to do. You're prepared for the first second and then you bryant or i'm doing a good job on a call and i had to bring it in. Sorry is so. He's obviously he wants to flex the gate at my property. It doesn't stop there so he's like you know people are relying on me. There's people at the set are waiting for me to bay there. So what could. I do. Tried to call the electricity company power down. Get out my guy. So i'm not proud of it and i'll just flipped and of ripped guide off it's hinges roar. St you it by roy human emotions and all this shit has he filmed this as he's running light. No right would. This is a good point so let me finish. And then we'll get onto that so he's put up a photo basically ripped this guy off it's hinges and just throwing it onto the grass and now this thing if you say if you can find the photo and put it up if he can't just for nothing he makes it. Look he's basically just bent. Like a superhero bentley's enough changes ripped it off and throwing it onto the greystone. My let me tell you there is no human being in the world that could have grabbed that thing and ripped it off. It's hinges any theories. What if faulk the rock have. That is the security for his. He's house that's a very good point. Why being a strong man and secondly lock you said surely this tv footage so if you really wanna make yourself look like fucking hero shows the fucking video footage ribbon that fence. Maybe he should buy a really. She guide setups. Act and then he should have done that. Possibly any probably could afford that but he's making it seem like you know i'm always on the grind but i can't let people down. I've got to get to the set and got into this. Might say okay. You come from nothing which you tell everyone about all the time. Anyway you're famous actor you worth all this money people lock you know you've taken a lotta boxy fucking try and flex it your strongest relative in between movies. That's what it is. It's just fucked. But the other thing is whenever is trying to promote a new product. He's got his under armor shoes or something like that. We've designed these shoes with this in mind. The act fuck off my. It's a pair of shoes. It's going to rub us. Oh and it's some other stuff and it's got licensed. It's just shoes. There's nothing fucking super bad it and it's not because donald eridania dynamic walkers my fourth of heard you say something. He must've triggered you walking now. Does he's movies make like sleeping go to sleep and not really but you know what we've run at. I just noticed. But what i do need to do after this not. I'm going to get graded with time. Happy ritual. She snows bit. This is fucking lad all might be at a slight like like consistent snoring really and she falls asleep in an instant to we're both todd but alcott fall asleep super-quick but literally will go to bed at the same time and within seconds. Can you like sort of push ahead with the pillow. And she stops and then reset or just go to different room. Allison has disability of being out of sleep through anything like it could be tv. This podcast story this every week and a half. She doesn't wake up. But if i is trying to be. If i go into that room and i make the smallest little movement on the bed though she concern swing and elbows and she has like anger sleep like she's likes people sleep woke she sleep punches. Slate thoughts sleep thoughts. We'd have someone not. Your wife snores and falls asleep really early. But this wasn't all the way through relationship right. This is a more recent thing might be the last three or four years. What brings that on our pregnancy and other things. but what's the do reich. If you in a relationship and they've got to be short shopping shawny so for me. If i knew that i was getting into bed with the fucking an earthquake every time i went to sleep. Probably do break. what's yours it'd be gills that shit the bed. That's bad. what about yours. Someone that relies on you to make conversation. Or that's a good one to us. We're here at chats with cats. Were on instagram facebook. Youtube spot for apple podcasts. 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Episode - 19

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Episode - 19

"Get ready get set. Go go off again. It's the chest with cats podcast. Welcome back here. With rick dan and mark back for a second episode of the week. Boys how is everyone going. Students seek which is good good stop. It is a good stop. Well it's fast dot it's best we've had in the last couple of weeks. I gotta tyke and we're just gonna fuck in power on. I'm going to launch oregon. I saw certainly can probably should've spoken about it at the start of the week. But i don't know whether you guys have seen it or not but there's this new american female sprinter and she's a jet raw and she's like full personality. She got fucking brightly colored hair and she smashed the other sprinting. What country she. America smashed the sprinters. I think she's on just one hundred thing. Smashed all the other sprinting qualifying and lock. Hirai you go to the olympics fucking good on ya world on. You've done a great job feel of. There's a but coming on here. But she had a drug test after she got done for smoking weight so within the thirty days prior to her event the blood tests has picked up a she's had weighed system and now she has. I can't remember the dies but khabane goes for certain amenities and potentially she could rice. If the team made it into the fond of the ray lie. She couldn't rice in the individual events as she got underway and obviously anabolic steroids. Slow now just four months enhancing drug. Just wait get the fuck out of my house hang on how does that get the fuck at. How is that benefit. Wouldn't she be like more likely to eight. John green well so i think that people who mourns changing on this route so if you go back. You're maybe phelps swimming love. He loved a little bit of the Skewing although bong whatever knocking my door. Matt fucking professional dan fox. I love cats but my camera. I look at god so if you think back to michael phelps right you got done for doing wade or and it was fairly public that the guy smokes a excuse here and the widely saw. Well you pay my. They might not do not look back in. The current denies the amana backlash to the whole thing. A badly swollen. We've had a lot of professional athletes post on their instagram. Saying okay yeah great. It's not like she's done anything illegal. Because over in america don't forget marijuana is illegal a of states now. I sorry is legal in a lot of states. Yeah right so potentially. She's done something this legal and she's like having a drink before when i went to remember. They're always there filming lot. Why don't you have a little bit of way. I can't legally have it like. Are you serious. Go into that shop right now and say that you have a bit of back pain and you come out and you have a gram of norris. Wait sure enough. Went in for the back pine short. Here's your pass wade next second. It is so accessible. It's ridiculous this go further than that. Now you can literally just go into a shop like a corner store or a chemist and boston over the candle. Now let's think about this straight on right. What is the number one reason why she got banned from running. Because it's a one rule for everything but it's it's like what what is it. Is it performance enhancing like this. She have an edge over the other competitive. She doesn't so what are we really looking at. What are we really talking incorrect. Gripe gripe point and this is where i think pay was mons of china. Think about five or ten years. Ten years ago people were going up. She's draghi but the world has changed as marijuana is legal in a lot of countries. Now you can literally just buy it recreationally you can grow in camera. You can grow recreational. You can apply and camera camera. How many plants to appliance in your backyard no dramas cops can't find you know dramas right but this lady has and she's come out and spoken about it nasa she said okay. I'll do use marijuana. I had a lot of issues past are used to deal with the stress. And all that sorta stuff. So she's got all of these reasons. Why people now are defending here. I think maybe she did the same thing ten years ago. Probably the news Off now it's like. I know so. The world has come a fucking long way in avenue. Ten years probably stretch in five years and but this poor woman year olympic wind art once every four years for the thing. That's the thing if you if you say entering the olympics. And your twenty one year old. You're twenty one twenty five you twenty nine thirty three. Forget it you too old. You might have special three opportunities at the very moist way at your peak level now rickwood noy and i would know because we're runners and that's deal but if you're twenty two twenty six that's fine but that third year or maybe you're sixteen when the olympics comes around young so i only have a certain amount of opportunity a window. You've got a window and the window would be three max to it your very best and forced to me. Yep so this poor woman has now been ruled out of the individual sprint event. Which probably she would have one. She's fast like she's a pay for one hundred. We'll have to look it up. Put up strain inch leo. Maybe not but know. Just understand. I don i. I'm not. I'm not one hundred percent one way or one hundred percent and the other but i do think that people's minds of definitely china the amount of support she's got now he's pretty crazy in the fact that she's not going to be at irani's being for them to change the rules sheron. Isn't that why she well if she's not allowed she already know. Come things changing that support that. She's receiving that be there like five years ago. No way now jason cross changing. Nice something that. I think they should change as well Recently there's been a yo Migration going on location while migration going down the coast of south australia. And it's coming poss- metropolitan adelaide. Recently a gentleman. I think he was a caught surfing. Oh yes he got a little bit too close to the while. Did he do that on purpose. I don't know maybe maybe not who who knows but the offense that he's been done for is oh molestation bullshit that's the word for they calling molesting away repaid their walmart on sale molestation. What did he actually do where we didn't fucking finger the thing. Let me tell you that much. Just rubbed put his penis and he didn't touch the thing he was with innocent and decent service. Imagine explaining that to your friend might have gotten probably not what for while molestation like that's so embarrassing basis waking molesting awhile ahead sorry good. What did you actually do just close to. What don't nature and all this stuff. You're in the. If i go to accuse for while molestation you would have at least one to try unlike finger benghazi thing the fact that is just like a to close thing like why molestation up one made it to clause let no you want to fully commit to that while if you ought get what you're trying to sign cleanest wouldn't you rather be at a pat at least touch it and get fond rather than just like being a platform away from being like you. Don oregon marks had not sat where he's been desperate at the end of the not. Probably should have been done for while. I'm gonna christie's bake tried my lock in just hasn't happened on. Hey facade i want you guys the last time. You had a drink key voters. I've never been here so i wanted. I mean just just for a second. I want you guys to try and swallow five times in a row. You want to do it. You brain stops you after two or three are stopped near talk fuck. It's hard it's hard. You can't look as one on one. I'm done here one hours. What's leading into how hard women have got any feminist thing sawyer. Hey the subscribe swelling in a row. Anyway gang that we'd come up with that. Another factor learnt since last podcast. So yeah i just thought it be funny. Tried out on. Yugoslav tried last summit two and i was like wow. This is a real thing then one and one almost second round. Fuck you dan. you're wrong. How many times in a row can you go. That would be a really good thing to have a bit with someone on. I'm going to bet you the past three and they let three get stuffed but another thing. That i'm guilty of is doing the swallowing thing. All the time now have got to move on is the swallowing thing a lack of saliva thing or is it a soft drink and try again and see if you can do. It have not want to affiliate now. I've never been so conscious of swallow along through strange. What are you doing. I got i got to about four and the fifth one was really it. Looked like you had strike it for so four is if you one. Two three was foreign. Four was father's like condo market. And you you have a point. I'm not talking to more point. Was you can have a bit with someone but meru bad person. Forgiving people betting tips just before. Something's about to happen. Worst person. okay. He goes i want you to. He doesn't have any sports better cancer. Anything do what he does. Have a lot of money me out. I'll go to the sure thing here. It is it's ball egg ripper and the nra nothing about it so anyway. He's like here. It is bam obama banks. Some on the sport spit at trying to find all these legs. And then there's more messages coming through from him. Sign hurry up. He tells me forty five seconds before the game starts that's incorrect because our checked my last one and started talking to you about it about fifteen minutes before now. Problem is ascended message that. There's a lag tom few to receive it. Then there's a lag time for you to care. There's a lag time if you to open your app. Then you've gotta fond then you're gonna find the legs so i'll get it all waiting to light however the first one guy that was about thirteen dollar fucking winner that one did ain't won by if you put all those legs in that was about thirteen bucks and we'll happen. They come yeah they did. I believe what do you mean what was in this in the origin and at one. Every should've had you're an app and your money. Let me weigh in on this. When you know you something about a particular event or sport and you've got one tip you can completely jeopardize and ruined that entire tip by st- on things the add to it so if you're in the know like may and you know a lot of stuff about sport may okay football if you've got a tip and you're confident on that you add stuff to it because you don't want to invest say fifty one hundred bucks only want to do ten and when you do ten you feel comfortable to lose that ten bucks but the problem with that. Is that one tip that you might have that you very confident on can get absolutely destroyed about everything you add to that bit so when you say something you like my voice to you guys and listeners is back at in knowing that that one tip the you have is legit and you're gonna get wrought and put enough money on that you feel comfortable with the amount that you win rather than adding stupid fucking crap to it and ruining all your hard work because there's nothing worse than when you might comes up to my. I've got this bit. It's this multi at red flag. Brought their multi bert. As soon as i say. That's the red flag quite often. You have to go with the single and now only ever show you the winds. That must be one out of one hundred one of my tips last week. Fair rainy twenty four more touches at six dollars fifty gold. Coast suns footballer midfielder. He's a genuine bowl winner. And it was that long odds because he had behnd the sub. For a few weeks stewart. Jury wasn't picking him he was out of five wasn't getting opportunity and because he was sort of an new go back into the game he'd been getting fifteen touches but he was the sub When you get a role where you're four midfield time that six fifty should have been about two to one anyway. He landed on exactly twenty five. And i'll one just but he should have gotten their way. More comfortably stewart jerry. Do you consider a celebrity. Yeah yeah you'd have to consider a as like one of those personal trainers that were talking on. The shoe has been pretty partial to par to recognize the last. Maybe ten fifteen he does not skipped you remember when someone from the crowd throw lally anita. Yeah someone from the gulf coast members through like two or three lollies up into the box. One landed on his hand. Then he mechanic is that the definition giving the crowd. Yes what he wants to. Have you ever met any celebrities. Dan of river one actually. What's your number one celebrity moment in time in your life. Is there a moment where you let that person. There was probably the the ultimate not maybe not necessarily care about heaps that i've met so someone famous in your as famous scenario. I'm it. I don't know if you guys know of him. Matheson who's a celebrity chef or just a personality. The name rings bill for me. He's a really big dude canadian dude and he's so he's all stories. He was really fucked up on drugs. He had a heart attack when he was twenty eight years old because it was just doing why too much cocaine and potty and constantly and stuff but then after that went off the rows little bit with antonis law around and now he's lucky was on voss just any just like you know. The normal celebrity chef topped cook. Listen to this is like fucking tiny. Sit here and this is real entertaining. And he's contents wicked black here okay. Anyway i went to he was hosting edina at. I think it's called shoshu or should buccio something in the city and all to that and made him and he was super jetlagged and he'd been doing three days of sittings naught and he goes around the whole crab meeting people and stuff like that and automate. You got to appreciate the fact that the guys away from his family jetlag long noughts sort of stuff. Did you feel a bit of an annoyance to him. A little bit a little bit. I was asking him. All these suffolk has this show coming along. And has this. Because i knew a lot of bad him what he was doing. Nana how wasn't peace now. Think i drive that. Not but i just felt like he was like yeah ally till this is over. He's just related chan. Throw it a little bit. And that's understandable but that was someone who was really the performance and it didn't probably live up to my expectations but it was his. Here's the thing. When you made a celebrity this is the worst thing about it. Is you that they are your right. You look up to them. The fantastic in your eyes if i fuck up when you made them just the once in a lifetime opportunity you have the made them the interaction that you have with that person within that moment sort of default lines what you think of that person from that point on going forward and i think that's so unfair because it's like they're meeting people all the time they're going to get really. It's hard to sort of keep up the like almost like you're almost trying to be really friendly every single time that you made someone as a famous person and if you let that one person. Dan wants that completely. Changes your opinion of them. Oh go on actually. Well i was at some. Sometimes it was Stereophonic stairs and always with at the time and a few friends and a few of the crowds plays came and always the most devout dodd crows fan at the time and it was a two thousand eight or signing probably so as james silla when he was out back up brock manure kinney was i think nathan van bill it was there he was being really know us and then i think it was chris nuts and there was someone else account remember. There was now. Wasn't there four of them on the gas. Y'all having a a who is going to carry on or a member. The group of girls that were there including uses that are all scientists. Fuck moi hanging out with these scott comeback with us and all of stuff like spicy trying to get the whole group goes again hang out with them really and i was like you know what fuck you goes and our jumped off. Do you remember when stopped supporting the crime. That was what really stopped supporting the crisis. It fuck these. that's bullshit. Why would you treat someone like that. And i was such debt grows fan and straight away. From that moment. I stopped supporting the closer ten years. Almost say what i've just said and what rick is just said is literally the perfect example of what i'm getting at. No well. my my math is right on a. Yeah now. That's a perfect example and auto not blind rick for one second now. Why would just when the goco sons coming into the company. You know. I'm going to get on that team instead. That didn't last long. not really i had. I'm with you on that. I had a ripple one actually now i wanna trip to singapore through. I remember that. And i was in such a rush in the morning. I think we had a fall. I am fought thing. My mom drove me. So i went and picked up my mom and said on april macabre back home and i had one of those car. Hold things for you find go and finding near good out of the car so quickly to rush to get the flop that i lift my find their and all i had only mewa bag of flood over it was to the f one grand perry in singapore and we got to hang out with like a few celebrities soil. Gordon ramsay few other people. Staying hotel didn't mango with him. At all there's a lot of slips therefore but one of the people that were sort of tied into these competition that i'd one was craig lance and he was over there to watch the if one and i think what made him gravitate to me was the fact that one didn't have my foreign wasn't trying to get all these self with him didn't really know who he was because ought not cars and we both getting really fucking pissed so he's got a cone visit. Masterpiece said so. We had like basically a norton card. Which is the company that was putting up and we could have whatever drinks we wanted on there and we will going gregor's after grey goose. He was like standing on the bar. Getting me to come up and have red bull shots with him fucking pretty much. Everything you can think of. We can hamid and like. I'm so glad. I didn't have my on me because i would have had this footage and i could have sold it for a lotta fucking money. But basically on one of the last night's we're there we're up to about three. I am in this bar in the hotel. Where he was so fucked up like couldn't walk properly. I had to carry him with one arm or smashing fine. You hearing him with one arm to he's room and drop him off and he had seven. Am for seven thirty am floor. And i was just thinking that the shit that he was saying to me are could have recorded fucked him up really bad but it turns out this just found out. He's a chater he's a chador anyway because it dirty he's been get caught was sms. I was messaging someone on instagram. And i would like. It didn't seem that our cain might might be worried but it was messaging some birds. I really wish you here instead. So he's going fishing and then she's like he's on and i'll just have you he the mo off and she's like okay. How fight marriage goings on. She's at there in the ten am in here in my bed. Thinking of you cringe my job. That's not good just horrible. So i'm i'm thinking nether is. Is that the sort of you know saw. This is what i'm trying to get at is. He was not really talking that women at all he wasn't interested in women so maybe he was a good marriage spot on night but the whole time we will kissed it was like i've not just good banter but it was ridiculous. Like if if he was if i had posted some of the stuff he was saying. And especially now. This is six years later. The fart like era. You know there was some portal on things that you wouldn't like the fact that it's gonna go lock that you would have that level of respect should one hundred but at the same time but in a marriage then you laundries getting aid. I guess what. I'm trying to say as if it was someone else there with the phone that didn't have the conscious had he would be in a lot of trouble. Ooh do you really think guys like if you're talking to a woman on person and let's say he was trading on his wife. Whatever does that give you the grain. Lot to put it out there for everyone to know all bell after the nor has finished wouldn't do that. Obviously he's doing the wrong. Fate depends on how much you actually care about him. As a person it sounds as though you were pretty invested with lands and he thought he was after the three is was the first when we sat down in brazil others. Craig lands more interested in going there and actually meeting him was literally next to nothing as i have heard of him seeing him on a couple times but it was like i mean he looks. He's a lookalike toronto. Autos matthew skull fragile back. Jalaun great player. Hey looks like craig lowndes tell you one last thing as well. This is how much of a said he was. We all had corp books tickets to the fun. We're going together. We were on the roof top in the poll. Having drinks some whatever he could name be fought going to the f. One because he just wanted to stay there and keep drinking. He literally flew to singapore to drink on the roof by then flaw have if he would have been many exactly. What do you of gas already. I don't wanna smack. I actually wanted to stay with him. Because i didn't really care if on either but then i felt so guilty. Knew there was sorry many people that would have robbed had been there. May but i won the triples. Fuck i want to go to. Singapore like win the trip being one of the sales people in australia fair competition. He's just norton into every daily lives seconds later in singapore getting very wrong. I lost yup yup yup richard. Good name three sixty transmitted diseases aids syphilis and hippies nydia gonna even had any actually let's just pause lane straight. Have you never had any neither of are considering a history. I've had six. That's impressive jugs assad. How many have you heard had hopes of had one too early to nine years. After i got to walk around just clapping everywhere or at nine three animals that don't have the Chicken was like my cat dog. Hieaux have good. Fish would have been a good one and other one gig or does that have for next. That was tough going. I s three days for richard name. Three things that can go inside. Someone's us banana. Pico and a concert drago pluck yet. You went really difficult on yourself. This you've done raw. Snap though very dangerous not no no move on so confidently straw name three q. Three colors on the new zealand. Flag watt red is pretty much thought ozzy flag. He was hoping you went saloon. Very name three animals a fox might eat a mouse a rabbit and a one of the more common ones chicken. When when you say there's videos of fox's breaking into the hen house didn't get there your cycle she-she's bass rat mass rabbit On a three or one one left left name Three days of the week with nominal gdp on central. You'll giving me like a headstart. I think we're not printed this word. Now this makes no sense at all Next one give me three reasons to call the police summons broken in burglary. Milwaukee just got stabbed. It's not bad goes. We're tom better. So i've noticed something about this seconds. I feel like the harder you think. Going lifts right away. Oh fuck all week long. We'll pause at nine. Three animals beginning with a k. Any kangaroo side we. That's not a real fruit. Kroger thing about this game the quickey go to answer questions. If you take that first second auto bang you do better as soon as as soon as you come out of the slyke thinking way too fast. You have more than you think. Every night five seconds is falko. Take your time and just go. Ooh bang bang bang round bang but people should think more about trying to digest songs just because they're commercially viable. He's more opinion. So i'm going to be thing ron some comes on the radio. It's getting slammed. Bang bang measure radio. This is the song the song this is. This is home just because it's a popular band or the promoters paid a lot of money to get it out there in the public sphere. Fuck that shit let it be a good song and then let everyone enjoy it. Not just because some idiots told you that it should. You should his like quite often when a song. It's put out there. The decision has almost already been made for the consumer is going to be good song because if it was up to the listener there would be sorry. Many unknown bands out there Whether song would go absolutely wild. Because what's his vice puts out a song. Aw it must be good now. It's the rule of thumb if you're an established band and you've dropped two or three bangers in a roy you've got free rein to drop an absolute shocker. And you could drop something horrible brian. What's yours have you got one The one song that are high that people liked and remember when it comes to music multi-state on very very destroyed up. So if i like a ban put something better give. I'm gonna sites bed. The one song that i can't stand is silver chest right on with him when it first came here we actually make me feel a little bit motion sickness when i first listened to oslo if that song was a person i'd stabber today. Do you know what it's not necessarily a bad song. His your beautiful yup did if the forget it is retiring your view of that album. That song out of it. That was the commute is the thing what did you just say the rest of the why you saying that night because commercial radio has butch the fuck out of the commercial. Radio is a fucking cancer. Rot any song. That's actually good so like straight lawns could have been good. Probably wasn't that great. Thank you could have been good. And i think you hear commissioner. Roger just kills everything so many times the east to blade when you hear the song and you look to cue myself. If i'm gonna listen to this song again it did. I thrust that she's out of five pathway for the listeners. I feel like. I have no right to talk about music to youtube because rick for those that have been dan. You were in a band so when it comes to music. Art tread lightly now. But it doesn't matter because it's all about what you lock and what your you're you're the public that consumes music just as much as i am. Okay so i said straight line. So we're dan had his answer. What's your do. You have a song that i don't know. Have you ever been to like racin kanye west. Never listen to him anytime but he gets much popularity in ataur saw you songs. Aren't that good anymore. Like it's because he's already to go back to that sheet. Look what about. There was one other one i was thinking of. It was the twenty twenty winner of the hottest one hundred heatwaves by glass animals. You guys might not heatwaves paying. Franken me me just thrashed. Not a terrible song but it. Sometimes i'll think about it. You don't like the way the words coming up a lot of that. Being of seeing it live others. Don't care band dropping in sugar. Yeah pretty much. Hey well who you could have been a we we're We're running out of time fast. We're gonna have have to pump up or goes give me a correct answer on who you think. This is the information. I give you are. I was born in brooklyn new york on september nine ninety sixty six on a man as attain. I was in baby. Y a jewish youth group a graduated from new york university ben stiller. No adam sandler yes. Wow hedging our jewish. There's not that many jewish famous people assumed probably going to be an actor. Wow at the late for the viewer valley there whatsoever. The view of what some of the other. Yeah come on. I mean if anyone that's always listen to the other ones. They've had plenty of time. 'cause you can was really gilmore on that shape laka always always leave that sort of shit to the end. Because i don't want you guys to it that early but anyway basically played in the cosby show. My film debut on going overboard ninety nine. I don't know if you'd know that or not the seventeen. I was discovered by a comedian. Dennis miller who caught me Caught my acting. Los angeles recommended me to said they law because he did stand up said not naughty. Ninety nine ninety three. I in the film coin heads with chris farley david spade and dan ackroyd obscene the film. But i don't remember but ada under we watch it and ninety six. I starred in the movie bulletproof. Yeah we would have got. The african american car remember followed by the successful of the financially successful comedies. Happy gilmore the wedding singer ninety back. If we didn't get it by then. That would have been a rice. Yeah exactly but road on us not you. At all their work. He won loss. Wait what are we. Got one more topic to talk that. He's got to be quick. Nah this is something that i think. We're gonna thought about this because all wide joint us at least wake on on the same page. You fucking mental. We're not everyone at home. The topic is and start the clock and taxi. So if you taking paid transport somewhere to sit in the front seat or do you sit in the backseat now. I think you're loser if you sit in the back. Say unless you're overseas if you're overseas don't fucking ever go on the front bringing all these technicalities and if you going there but when you coming high or if overseas or if you're eating a hamburger know it's fucking sit in the back especially if you buy yourself you're always in the back. Only time he ever see road. Why would you sit in the back. Why would you don't wanna talk to the person what all of a sudden you speech gets lost because you sit in the back of a vehicle but why would you know you hear him roy. Next to the plane. I'll take you for dr straightness second. You can sit in the back say and if we kind have a fucking conversation i'll give you a thousand dollars because fucking muhammad's got his right. That was the last taxi driver ahead. And he had these buddy music playing. And he's like that means he didn't wanna talk to you anyway in the front seat you sit in the front now you don knapp talk if your if you've heard of utopia and you're going and you scattered you might sit in the back but you know what he's coming out every time with goes and i've sat in the front and they've sat in the back that's of gopher and this is what i'm talking about everyone is think coming on that because roy and i'm not sure sitting this guy. I never said that was right or wrong. I'm just saying that's what i do. 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Episode - 22

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Episode - 22

"Snap crackle pop marks achilles is gone fucking bang and he can't walk so football i've Blackwood forty club has officially announced on their facebook page as of earlier this afternoon the season is done. Sorry but like outfielder tame anymore spain. Big news the is in hospital. It was in the piper bike page. So forfeits from here. I mean what happened was of the guy had a sore achilles. Thought i can play through the pine you know. I'll just bake courageous. Everything will be had. Anti-inflammatories went onto the grand. Didn't feel good first. Quarter came off. Midfield rotation didn't get dragged came back on. And i'm just jogging along and i felt almost like a shop pole. I'm done came off. Couldn't continue our start. Thinking is is the season over is the career over anyway. I got a scan today and the sad news is. I'm out for twelve to fourteen days. So as long as it's injury like they shut the whole thing down is off relief running through the heels right now it might have been blown out of proportion but like yeah. It's good news is going to be too bad but what actually happened guy and this is horrible. I had a show chine. Jd was watching the game. Very depressed and those a guard ferment. Loftily opposition tame. He broke his leg in half of his half he snapped. He snapped his leg like a knife and brown injury. That's what i said. I said this is nathan brown. Two thousand and five versus melbourne anyway. It was snapped the tibia. It right there and kinda mcgregor. The first thing i thought was the people listening. I brought below the knee. Yeah the first thing. I thought when he did it was. How can you take the attention of me. Today was today was meant to be more injury. The attentions went beyond pay and he took it from me. Do you know what you're snapping. His leg rob rob. That's disrespect not thoughtful insensitive in a way you know. What else is taking the intention of luck. Dan pretty much into lockdown or vets bay. Everything's gone south fast. You know what i lock. It now looks but he told me that we're trying to be nostra. Sydney compatriots the other day. And look what you get for thing. Nas offering thoughts support. We know we've got very good friends over there. Avid listeners is one of the biggest markets. Let's be frank and you offer the little olive branch taleb's and all of a sudden cutler. God removal us. Come over here and just start. Coughing all over every disrespectful. It's a fucking joke. It wasn't even was who cares. Probably everyone here we can blame them with a chore. But what what can you do about it not much. Hang the blame on them. We almost couldn't do the podcast. We are literally probably always actually next week won't be off about sexually. very true. state is bain like completely fallen with covered the voice brain the good state. All the other sites have been stuffed. Is this the time when everyone points a finger at south destroying goes you guys suck this time. I think it is tori's new south wales buying a bit of a laughing stock. Si's bane the state law just saved to know what you're doing because no one wants to come here. Well probably at boy is on youtube. I've changed the mark so they can say very uncomfortable. I'm not used to saw routings murat hand so on. I'm going to be head button this shit but you left to end it. Yeah left-handed but i'll do everything else. Right handed me food ten or so. He's ten years. You've seen me stuff down for like twenty podcasts. And you noticed that's gonna throw me. I didn't know that trivia question for the podcast what percentage of the population is left handed seven. Twenty-three ten dan you win. Thanks and i'm left handed as well. You're left with everything now. Right handed batsman in cricket golf any sort of bicycle. Keep with the aletha. Yeah your roof. Updo that's really. We bracken left-handed bala right handed batsman clock yeah left left left arm unorthodox left-arm average chicken pause left second tier. Speaking of pause. Actually not really pause. I was talking to work today before we got st. high and he was saying you went out to a restaurant on the weekend for a anniversary dinner yup and it was really torn because the food was pretty good the atmosphere in the place. That was good in the city but he said the wider was sheet here and then the owner came up to his title. Sat down and he goes gets really appreciate goes booking in. It was quite a new restaurant. Pay fawning every everything and he's just preceding that oh happening he's telling us half basically she is because of this wider and obviously the whitest has been great. Thanks i dunno. I ever honest at a restaurant well. The last time. I went to a restaurant or i had an experience where the the white it was fantastic but the food was poor or your child. Donna close a prima to be honest. I was actually danny. Victor and it was this place by the water and looked at. This will be good but the service was great but the food was bad and if the food is that bad but the service is good. Do you feel inclined to be polite when you're asked if what i like because they're doing such a good job of like service that bang and then all of a sudden i asked you. Did you enjoy it. You just saw and never go back to you. What are you doing. this is a really good thing. Question is up on. I'm a bit of both like if it's shit food and as a shit wider town. Yeah go to town on 'em england even give them. I contact the thing is. It's like the whiter you. How does someone else's food that i've put in your is correct so if you say it's shit then they've got to deal with the awkward situation not the shift back. That's how faster off feel like it's not even their fault. Exactly anything thing is you could walk wife and they are that shit. I'm not ever gonna eighth year again that you're doing a disservice to everyone else. It's about eight. They're not saying something. So i think you have to say something agree with a lot of what you said. I think all of sounds great but doing the knicks person disservices bullshit. Because i'll almost guarantee that it doesn't fucking matter what you tell that wider you could have had the sheet ismael of your law. I don't get the fuck. I don't care so you have the sheets meal of you. Often you go. That was really horrible when they go. Twenty nine five. Thanks chimes to alley. Right of. And i'm not saying it does but i'm saying like as a whiter if if that's happened three or four times in the day you're going to go hang on. This is going to keep happening. Unless i say something to the shift or to the donna something has to be said at some point where you go. You foods very shit. You fix it like a duck ni- it's tough. What about is it. Okay if you go to a restaurant and you look at the menu and you look over and you decide that. There's nothing that he like. Is it. I kind of walk out and not eight there. Once you've been sated. Yeah absolutely so it's not okay. Okay i have done this arms. Yeah three times. Where i've been sated sat down and ordered something and it's taken like did minutes before i've even they've come back to offer drink or anything of that and of of going taking too long fucking until you hungry like alec probably no. I'm serious like it would be like. I'll give you an example. You writing there at the front comes. I sit down here otake drinks and bread and come back for you. Maine's later and then you sit never twenty-five thirty minutes and you still have any drank in my head. I'm got what mark is saying though is if you look at the menu ago. None of that tickles. My fancy then you walk. You haven't actually ordered ranked your your ghosting for being okay. Hey hey sang actually locked the look of any of these words you sucker for good service. If i'm having a good conversation with the wider or i can say that. They're really good person and they're good talking to you like making you feel welcome. That's when i think. I feel guilty for either leaving or criticizing the food the i could be one out of ten and if they're like really friendly i'm not gonna say anything but if the food's like six ten and they're like a dickhead. I'm probably more likely to criticize the food for the six versus. Maybe not one. That's probably two on three or four. So i'm gary ability in the scou- from how much you paying for you gotta somewhere in. Its lucca on shape meal. What four dollars so ultrasound. Long throwing out there for you. Thirty five for stike. Yeah you sign something. What else you sign okay. Do you ever send food back. I'm food becker person are just eighteen. And then i'll make decisions and nearby go there. I remember the last time. I sent food back hand off and i had a a schnitzel that was called in the middle. That's that's that's unheard of an unforgivable y getting back to the service was non editon and maybe the service was that good because i knew that shit they were ready for. That's why we need to be really not getting back to what you said earlier about looking at the menu walking out i feel like especially now. May i'll have a look at the menu online before i go and everyone would do that now. Yeah or it's in the in the shop front window before walking. That's the thing now. And i haven't thought to do that. But that's the obvious thing if you're gonna eat somewhere look online at the menu. If you don't lock it don't go. it's worse than walking out is sitting down and making a decision and being fifty fifty onto a dishes and friend gets the one that you were thinking about getting and they both come out yours shit and there's looks just like ten times better and is it weird to order something like you know you're married. You have a wife go. Friend is it. I do this where you order. One thing that you like another thing that works and you just have a lot of good but what else happens. We'd i'm sorry but that is completely acceptable. Turn meals perfect. The other thing happens when you married is the go all the you offer you partner order something eight ser and then pigs at yours edna bad. She's listening she's actually. She's probably one of our biggest fans but she listens to make sure. I'm not saying anything bad but regardless of that it's all relevant now because you can't fucking plan anything days. You can't plan anything anymore. you can't play. That is not set is again people at work. Who were judah. Have fiftieth birthday parties. On the weekends there was another guy at work whose sons eighteen spice a big party. At home it's all off gone and think about it's not happening. I meant to be going to an engagement party this weekend. It's been rescheduling to us. Not happening always meant to be doing nothing this weekend and now not happening doing nothing more. Nothing horrible jerk. You honestly have to do a whole within two days of getting annual Don't book anything for your annual And then as soon as you're about to be on today's is that's when you have to book when you recommend it's gonna get better because always looking at toronto book and plan the holiday easter next year. So i reckon that saif crazy don't like hearing grandiflora honestly hearing australia. Seven years is is about the time when things calmed in god. That's soy long thing is here. Everyone gets excited or good. But then you get all these variants coming out and the various is well against the vaccine. Just let the flu. Everyone gets safe lucio every year and then people still getting the flu because it changes and it comes back around it so different so what. What makes kobe different to this. People get very scared. You're saying how long is it going to be before we return to normality. That number scares the fuck out of a lot of people. Well the answer is very scary because people want to believe the it ain't going to be along but in reality in terms of things returning to complete normality. It's a long way away. It's never going to be back to normal now and come on. I don't think it will be ever exact thing that i was just talking about. Nascar ed me. It's not it's not going to go back to the how can it. It will go back to normal now. We might be dead but it'll be normal again at some point. Maybe this is the new normal obey new fucking disease cooled morbid twenty two mark like i'm going to create this up sunday. Does chong birds and disease diet plan. Anything everyone's act five seconds of something false seconds bucknell's on dido literally want to announce we have a new little tongue audio yet a realize that you can't really hear how much time's left applying this getting rid of that little. What do you call it. You called it something. You didn't see one the one you want. There was the point in this new tone to put us on a more immense pressure. Just so i reckon he how much time for our headphones of you're gonna have to. It's gonna fuck you up. I don't wanna do that. Who's going i i. You guys are playing these now. I've been sitting around to fuck. Oh so tom. Apart from planning these three dances and five seconds. Nine three john fund songs. You're the voice. We spring jack. And hey jackson. Oh my god what. High jackson sadie cleaning. Fuck you. I'm so glad you may well. It's a i see bomb thing. Yeah well i'm not having to go on the voice choice over eighty eight. You ready okay. Name three names used for boys and girls shannon tyler. And it's hard nut. You missed ashley. That's probably the easiest. I should've got god. Okay rick name three things. The police aren't allowed to do right steel and moved her pretty much a lot. That could go to bed. Place our name. Three reasons would return a pizza. It's called the driver was light and it has a dead mouse in the late. Sir i'll give it to you. I've actually heard of that happening. Care about these audit. remember this what. I can't remember whether you were there or not. We had a birth. i can't remember it was may all rachel. I think it was me at the in happy valley and i ordered zack's pizza and the guy walked up that side of the house instead of hiring. The pizza boxes lock longitudinal. He had under his. He's like i was like he must know what he's doing. They spoke and now. I don't know i'm not gonna cameras around like you question. Is this a prank. Like surely had just thought to myself. She's done this before three pizza boxes and put on the table and obviously they're all fucked up. Yeah i'll rang you delivery drug and literally walked up like holding macy's vertically and they're all squished in the ladies are really sorry about that. It's less than five hundred meters. What the fuck is wrong with this flight anyway. That was funny story that she should learn you to go fucking get it yourself. Sunny five hundred meters away. You just say that should learn. You should learn. You should learn considered me lens next. Rick name three types of snake. A brand snake. A red belly black stank in and type in cobra. Well don cobra are sitting there. You got your five if you get bitten by a snake on the leg clothing around just above the but right correct correct. That's for anyone listening. So if you get a snake. But we live in australia. People need to know like thanks. Ryan court was adventures. I've heard so many myths about this hit. The road shock the venom adan. How do you deal with this. The if you get bitten on the arm just wrap. I think it's meant to be colorado is torn occa- researching for that word. You could tell though disrupt your favorite named three famous serial killers ivan malate ted bundy and shit dhamma jeffrey. Dahmer are thought you were going to get that three h this. Because i've been on one to. We do ten seconds of something now. that'd be very boring very hard name. This ain't things so god charity or it's not a charity not giving out as away moving on well. You sent me something this week to look at and that was the thing. Sorry now. that's okay moving on thanks it's not Derailing me at all. So that's great now. It was that block who he's goes through mcdonald's drive-thru and i ninety four. Hey hey from. On and opine for the guard bahama. Oh my god. Thirty three sixty pays for both. It's like wow so not only. Did he pay for his own meal. But the person behind absolute hang adam mcdonald site forward mark on my what our hero an i. If only there were more people. They're missing the point here so the gods filmed it and made himself out to look like a hero like he's paying for doing a great day getting to cuts to someone else. Who says if you're gonna do a good day you shouldn't fuck and fema and posted on social media to get clout and money. Yeah and i totally agree that anything you do in life if you even if you tell someone about it it takes away from the date a little bit. Who was that disagree with. One of you disagree hanky why tell me what because think mark you actually had a similar opinion to this but if if you want to do something nas for someone and now i completely disagree with the mcdonald's and we'll into that in a minute but if you wanted to do nas to someone and put it in the public forum Some people will watch that and they'll go far up. Maybe i should be less of a fucking pace of shit mine. Lawf- maybe gone through something not office point. So that's why. I think it's not a bad thing because people say oh. Yeah yeah maybe that homeless person. I should give him a blanket or maybe i should give them a pace of food or something clock that food. Yeah well one one one saturday but the knocking mcdonalds a height a height is it because the person behind you in the drive is a complaint fat. Fuck i'm sorry. We were all thinking. Oh in rattled. Mcdonald's draws there's someone behind you the most likely white if you're going to do something non for someone. But is mcdonald's really the right place thirty three dollars to not. I remember that okay. So this is part of my point is well. Someone who consciously goes to mcdonald's and spent thirty three dollars and this was in america montjeu so they're probably getting six meals for thirty three bucks and also birth the chances of them being all right love. But if you can afford or you can see fit to spend thirty three dollars. At mcdonald's that's a very conscious decision if you want to go to the grocery store or a wholesale fruit vegetable and spend thirty three dollars. You could cook an eight for a wake. That person has decided. I'm going to spend thirty three dollars on one new Yup one meal you fat as a sheep yes. He's on board. Is ten really fast. Pay for people's mcdonald's if you wanted to sign off for papal yeah. Some people would chemist absolutely. Here's another one for you when you do something us. Does the camera nate to be rolling. This is where i'll have a problem with. This is where the problem and it depends on the person and if they do it all the time on like the what about states fucking does my hidden even more give money to a charity. Not all high charities. I'm very against charities. Let us know wadden okay. Do you remember win australia. Bent in the whole thing on for twenty nine the whole country dot year. It's twenty twenty fuck. It was the end of two thousand nine hundred state. Copter really bad. Kangaroo fucked up and the red cross had dined neither numbers but it was at forty four level. Sixty million dollars. I rice generous country right there. And then i recall it being like three months after and all that money was still taught up going to add means other places and that none of the farm or anyone that needed it got or any of fucking ages. It was a fucking shit show. It was almost like the organization went downhill because the money rise was unexpected. That didn't really know how to like handler. I'd yeah i'd i like that will waiting on or who fucked up will what took so long but for me i was like i don added to that and i'm thinking why is my money. Taught up somewhere when his families fucking stopping without a roof ahead for the first twelve wakes so you make a good point because i feel as though people are more likely to die if they were actually told rotten and there where the money's going exactly what you feel like when people when you go to donate money like if i really knew where all that money was going i would feel more inclined to die because yeah you would you donate twenty instead of a five if you knew where that money was going and if you don't know where it's going then you less inclined because you just don't feel comfortable with you charity. Sometimes what what's charities it'd be on the spot but do wa- did lost. Gino probably do it again. This year step timber. Icing money for there are normally gotta friend doing movember donate to that things charities things that have been affected by something else and audio and it's been hard to last couple of years. Is we like to go if we ever go to. One of our asian countries like thailand on bali. They of the your country. I on the other us on. There must be tough not being being your country on a very busy on the through the entire trip using mike. A good friend with driver. Bobby glenn the corner or whatever and you get to learn a little bit a little bit about them maybe their family and whatever waste so sort of as the trip goes along we start to pull against saudis change in our hotel room we put it aside and then at the end the before we leave we give them a fuck load of money so they like on three hundred ninety bucks straddling maybe forty bucks or whatever it is depending on the person loose change name now no it said coins and everything and we'll just go day guy fucking go. Put your kid through. Mcdonald's whatever it is exciting careful there. That's more way of donating. I feel like they're in a third world country. They fucking native way more than most people over here. And i know exactly where the money's going. It's going straight to dad. Who can give it to his tour. Three kids and i know it's there's no taxes it's not happening. I think the problem here is always a devil's advocate in this scenario. What if the dad is a drug dealer or drug user. Always about that josh yoga. All you've got his fairly co he's all the money and he just goes and wax it up to five minutes. After you him that money he was shooting up heroin or maybe he just went. Fuck my family. I'm just going to buy grand final tickets. He could he could have bought. Papa do over soccer soccer dining but you know for me like like i said it's building up a relationship. It'd be like me giving it to someone that knew as a good acquaintance. So you'd have a fairly good idea whether the shooting up drugs or fucking buying an alcoholic or whatever usually they show you the pictures of their kids and family and get to know whether or not fucking bullshit. Why why are you not looking at me. Like a normal business. No way you know that person from a bar of soap that well not could not as well as safir photos. Anything in a lot of that would be highly functioning if they were potentially at calix drug addicts. Okay they drive and took through living So i'm not giving to charity this. Dnr charities north will countries and just don't do anything good done anyway on the subject grandfather tickets mark. I know you had a god not man subject. You wanted to talk about well. There was a story that developed last year and that was talking about the covert outbreak earlier. And i went to brisbane last year. October to go to the gym long richmond grandfather. At the gover- there was a huge deal about ticket. Scalpers and i ended up buying a ticket that was not legit and i was about to pay. A few hundred dollars. Ended up getting my money back. 'cause we ended up finding who she was. When i say way my might pied for the ticket osmond. Who was talking to this chick on lawn fan at. She was Scammer anyway. i came across another scam. Almost pied more money moral of the story when you buy a ticket and it's too good to be true it probably is and that is a legit statement anyway. The amount that i paid ended up totaling six hundred and fifty dollars for grandfather ticket. Now listen if you take that figuring much money it's not not for me and that differs based on. How much would how important a game is to you. I know you love you sport then you you might not as much as us because that sporty taught that's all right but the process differ based on how much you care about sports. So what's the most you would pay. Can i ask you a question. Yeah to watch the greco roman. How much is that grandfather. Don't ticket from tech straight off the bat. It can be anywhere to grant more thank you. That's what i was not but but this is the thing so you getting a ticket last minute for six hundred thirty. Feel at your fucking to you. Know what the worst thing is. You look. tickets like scalpers. They are continuing arkansas. You one for one thousand dollars and you go. That is absolute bullshit. That is not fair and the nfl like do not buy tickets from scalpers. It is wrong and that's based on how much they're selling them for then the same people alike. We've got one ticket for fifteen hundred dollars. But it's like some sort of greg. Good signal package get to have a lunch. Pregame some dickhead. Like eddie mcguire. Whoever talks before the show what they. So you all the extras. It's doing the exact same thing and they're telling you not to do that. It's like come on but process. Sometimes you might look at figuring. That's too much others smart. Think that's not that much at all. It depends on how much you care about the event. But what's your absolute maximum genuine tickets right in front of you. What are you gonna pay a guy. I can't get into a guy so much long supporter grandfather. No i can't get in any otherwise it how much man. i'm thinking. close to two thousand dollars. Okay take him out by two hundred dollars. Maximum of five hundred. I couldn't live with myself geelong won the grand on. I wasn't so you were there at the right time. We lost but like if someone would all that you regret that now like spending that money going in the u. lost. There's nothing to do that on their. We're both in the last. Four us witnessed add teams lose integrate at the game to richmond. Twenty seventeen twenty twenty. I was there in our seven. We won a like. We lost noah and be one eleven. We won twenty twenty. We saw them three out of five. That's good too good effort. I'm not sixty settled. Run right now. Sixty percent of the time. Jones winning premierships. So it might. We tamed eating cereal with wooden spoons at the moment. So let's move on from this yet. Her doing better than expected. So i think that's who could be the Ply the primacy team talking about. Do you think this year right now. If i had put money on site sonoma west. Thanks to go look at the odds with five. That's a problem that is going to win. Grand they own a gun a law carry-on all right goes. I was born on june first. Nine hundred seventy memphis tennessee. My debuted at age non playing the lead role in a school. Play then intended broadstreet. Hostile ice twelve. I wanna a statewide drama competition. And while i was settling into school. I discovered music and theater. Bitty bitty bitty betty betty betty davis. I graduated high school in fifty four but ten dan a partial drama scholarship from jackson state university opting instead to enlist in the united states air force after serving from fifty five to nine hundred fifty nine. I moved to los angeles california and took acting classes at the pasadena. Playhouse company lost. I'll get on your work. A worked as a dancer from nineteen sixty four. A woman didn't say that okay sort of and was a member of the ring. Musical theater in san francisco. You're assuming things between acting and dancing jobs. I realized acting was where my heart lay in nine hundred. Seventy one dodd in the pbs. Children's television show the electric company. My work on the show was tarring so acquitted seventy five. I was i my first credited. Appearance in a mainstream television show was nine seventy ones. Who says i can't ride a rainbow that one yeah. I wasn't booming. After a short career break. I returned to work in ninety seven appearing in charlie chaplin the mighty jets and we know and the pelicans in nineteen eighty or had had a small role as water in the drama brubaker. Next appeared in the television film attica in one thousand nine hundred eighty for ninety nine hundred ninety four. I was cast member of the soap opera. Another world ninety seven. I played a violent street hustler. Row that diverges rose from straight smart christopher reeves and kathy baker more performance was praised. The film ahead four film releases in nineteen ninety nine in glory. Driving misde- days lane on me. Johnny handsome in nani nani off provided the voice of frederick douglas. In the civil war and ninety ninety two i appeared in clint eastwood's western unforgiven in one thousand nine hundred confirming. Yes it is. What gave that one away for you looking at the unforgiven cover movie cover and bogans on clinton and he's a similar age we that's eighty four years old he's fucking old are then portrayed read in the we don't care enough oh fuck it anyway. That was a hobby one. And you were on women for the dancer i was just assuming that sexist right stance To be frank in that era. That was morgan up. Frank are sorry. Can you be. Rick can be reconnecting. Tell you something that i found out this week. That'd be olympic society. Yes what do we know about athletes in the olympic village. Oh my honey soy amorous all my god. The favorite of good looking fit. It's all that he's on the olympics. Are you just wanna go. It's a honi bubble club. Yeah did you win the two hundred major hurdles so about that. That's a that's a directive view into marks living room this year. No do you know what The japanese are doing to try and minimize will. Actually the bicyles said that rooting in the olympic religious band. No it's not. That's what they said and to try and stop the athletes from routing though of these cardboard beds cardboard. hi yep so the bed frames. I might have cardboard board. And they designed that if there's like movement on them they just collapsed and full paces and there's over a certain white on them veloso four paces so this is their way nath crazy because let me blow away to fuck in bed in fuck on the floor and the athletes strong. They can pick you up against the wall. But they could got buddy harry. The white lifter. Harry widely morgan. The two hundred. This today with morgan morgan. The two hundred a freeman frame install. He's just he's just going to pick her up and turner upside down and sixty nine. And all the way to bethlehem they'll probably snake into the track field at night and go wherever they need to go outside happen slate in a bed. We're going to ban that you need to find another way of having sex wouldn't olympian spirit. The top of the list for finding a way to like overcome that. Yep there olympia. Nhs our eric people behind them would be prisoners. That'd be that's the order. True same anyway. Tokyo with limited crash is also going to be the fuck furry olympics is why it's gonna go down and it all kicks off in just a few times. so how many how. Many gold sierra komo winning this this youth this four year round. it's been bobby's now since the olympics. Yes i think that many what you. What was the last olympics twenty somewhere where russia occasion germany tributes on london little trivia with my mother. Oh no it was somewhere else grace. Rio sorta just wanted to say how much you guys you don't know anything. Nah not much discussed. How bad irony neither number. Yeah okay. I asked you. What is the number of winning eleven gold medals on twenty seven from memory. Missile gold gold. Wrong twenty two. We never that good australia and none is gonna win. Yeah at this olympics. Not how many we won an eleven winning eleven. Sixteen this guy japan. Maybe that that's what i believe. Arkan marks on the money. What do you think eleven. You get different number. Pick a different. We'll say so. You both signed eleven. Sixteen yeah and the olympics. Go through we're going to say is the biggest to hit. It's going to be. It's not. I'm on what will be happy to be proven wrong because obviously we want to win as many as we. What are we gonna win. There's probably a couple of swimming. In oregon we win out. We'll get two goals in the morgan freeman. We actually going to be let down. I'm sorry australia basketball. You're conducting we weaning basketball lebron's it's not happening. Well we'll just wait and see tuesday. Thursday starts sad that we have no like thinking much country. Well shows gonna say we've spoken about it now. I can name some olympic athletes now but previously only nine who guy and the only reason i do know who's going because the basketball started now. Patrick meals deliver daiva donte. Xm or any of them couldn't put a face to the name or name to the cambridge cabbage cambridge. You saying cabbie julie slowly. Okay well this is going nowhere with the times up. So y- oh good luck trillions of these or. I guess Rick till the things. Can someone else do this. We're on all the platforms and we do other stuff as well so watch it. And he was saying that we now have youtube bills youtube shorts shortly. Plus they keep an eye out in that. Absolutely say. Let it goes.

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S2 #16 THE ORANGE CANNON

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S2 #16 THE ORANGE CANNON

"Often haven't welcome back to sheltered little lives here in downtown australia. And the chats with cats podcast with me. Rick him dan and he mark welcome to another way gentleman who to be back rick now a safe sheltered little laws. I don't know if you guys are saying this but it's been going on for a walk a volcano that's going pretty walled in the south american region. The lapoma volcano. Have you heard about it. I always aiding more denotes and all and the tv was saw big. Fuck off boulders. Going down a massive mountain with lava and assume that's probably what it was. What country are we working with in. It's a spanish island okay. So it's like south america europe top thing. This volcano area is currently spitting up blocks of molten lava as large as three storey buildings. Nothing that's also was up insane. Nothing too intimidating. Just three stories. You'd walk through pretty normal for you. Thought actually three stories. Can you get your head around that for a second. Well that's room plus another room and plus while more. Oh one two three. What would you do if you're in that situation you saw if you're close to it. Do you remember wins. The loss volcano movie that they've made dante's peak or something his volcano or good one from las vegas could have got that one four kinda with tommy. Lee joins is also pretty good. Actually let's go even sooner than that movie. do you remember the fucking new zealand volcano. That fucked up all those tourists. That wasn't a movie but no real off. They were on a day-trip to a volcano. I saw that always smokes. Whatever and it wasn't the lava that fucked them off it was. I'm older on my something. The hot the facet the faster. Something came down. If you're near vote kinda ended ups you do not need to get hit by the lava yet. The degree burns. I was watching the doc about what you're talking about. Yeah so you've seen it. Yeah and the burn victims man like they were lucky to survive also game eight writing the yes in melting off even like whatever's falling from the sky. I don't know account remember the things. I'm very bad at remembering things but it wasn't or it's just like a guess. It's the dust the ash all of that. Yeah just the volcanic ash is low melting. This skin and i would like running the water and they couldn't get out cinisi. Lucky we are like. What are we ever see in australia or not. Alight live quite much as fellow for the often. That's it to you recovered yet. I had to pick it up and put it back. On it. Saw what did the insurance payout on their. Dave refused was horrible assholes. You know that we get fucked up in fifty six in darlington actually close to where you are are really your big fuck off. Quick making up knob it was around. I believe it was big modest. A twenty percent my tightly rounding up to six and then put but no seriously the worst thing that we get these flooding. We've had a few floods like in a strike. I'm not talking about allied. Got a question for you to if we look at the world and we guy i got a very good like we live in a really good country in probably one of the places in our country where we've experienced the least amount of boesch it in the last few years In relation to covered as well. What is the number one place in the world. Where i go. We actually have it better than anyone like we would be near the top. I would show. I've got the answer for you. Actually i'll tell you the world's most livable cities in twenty twenty one hundred here. Yeah number one auckland new zealand new zealand. Have you ever been to aucklander boring. Fucking god that designed adelaide designed new zealand and auckland new zealand the country i guys. It's a manmade country doping. The just going back to the thing. It was about twenty percent my point six so probably eighty percent. That's what i said ran at carry the tooth six. Get on fifty four not fifty six second. Mostly we'll see the in the world. Osaka japan around loves japan. I've never been out of. It's a lot of fun it is good. I'm everyone's everyone's so friendly japan but like who friendly but you can tell you look wrought the in their eyes and really fucking height. Yeah but i'm japanese so have to be on your your your western money to talk. I really want to punch you in the face. Not at all. Don't even that they just they just the why. They brought up amazing. Humans compare hypolite. They're amazing and they'll do anything to help. You compare japanese paypal to americans. I'm sorry but like let's compare them to australians off like americans targeted step further with the rudeness and likable. That fuckin- bob our depends on what state you go. But yet your little number. Three in the list adelaide adelaide australia third most livable city in the world got analyst willing to new zealand so in the four hundred m country fort of course Tokyo so japan into the top far. 'twas then perth zurich switzerland geneva switzerland mowen australia around. I have the fuck that night. In and brisbane now no disrespect to own but those poor bastards of been living in their houses for the last almost a year On and off it's crazy but anyway as you just ask you the question at alight and the think the worst thing ever saying here is maybe some bad ohio. Yeah what happens in australia on social media. When i'd like it's live with is one of the most livable cities. What does everyone. That isn't from adelaide. Do you melbourne's you sydney same thing. When anyone anything positive on handling all a highlight like i want to put them down or at light shit. Waylon inbred country jarrah. They go on the defense. And i'm going to exactly but they treat us like way. Let the second vision of. Tasmania all fucking your inbred down there. But what did no not enjoy. You look danny loses sorry persons listening. Now we're very very lucky here in allied something else. I'm going to turn out a focus and attention to sport here for second all right here. We go something. I'm not familiar with probably. Should've mentioned it last episode but on the weekend toss and fury is now the undisputed champion of heavyweight boxing. Now off had some shit decided about boxing on this podcast. It's crap and it's got no like it's just irrelevant anymore. Boxing's back yeah. You watch the fought. Did you watch the whole. I'll have kids. Don't get to go to the problem. Which fought anyway these these toy blogs so deontay water tossing fury just belted living fucking suitcases out of each other into the eleventh us. Twelve hundred match eleventh round stoppage toss and fury fondly go to donna gets deontay water. Take not knocking. Lucky knocked down advocacy. I heard this topic. Each the winner got knocked down a couple of times before he won so you don't you don't really often say that rare once you get rattled you've rattled like come back from those have fought eleven rounds thing about it though if you if you toss and fury and you same. If you looked at the toolbox standing szabo saw with ni- top on you baloch. Who is exploring that. They've pulled out of the local tabby has just finished upon and five burgers. He's so big just fat and doesn't look fit at all but just a frumpy might. He's got the biggest. Love handles lock like like john. Candy sort of job Not john candy. Not that bad. But he's he's a huge character huge. Sorry jack black. Probably jack black. Okay see working with jack. We can work with fuller. Yeah he's bald. Oh yeah going to fight up here. Yeah he looks like he's he's like a keagan legs. Amazing that doesn't skip desert. Looks like a god. That doesn't like the gym. Lay like he likes to go to the bar but the cardio if anyone ever trod boxing the cardio unique into fucking eleven rounds of just throwing haymakers at paypal. I cool of santa fe about used up for his people unbelievable. You wouldn't ever think now do it. And then you look at his opponent jack to faulk arkan that god could shock the fuck out of paper when straightforward ruby shit offering a hundred bucks when he couldn't because he's super famous but back then for it's insane but wrote under and that's amazing. Another sports stat are came across today. If steve smith pay diverse move of former. Excuse me was that a middle name. Yes what's the minimum or the pay. I'm not sure paid probably stephen paddock. Ever devroy yeah. Look it up devorah. Okay i like him a little bit less now. That's your fault. If stephen paddock devereaux smith of former australian captain saint guy. Fine duck in every one of the next twenty five innings. He goes up to bat. He still have a better batting average than gyro. The england captain hang on twenty five next twenty five innings if a duck every inning his title school that he's ever made in tests at another twenty five on to divide his total and he's still going to have a better school. That's gone year of betting walled so in the late up to ashes. We're talking about cricket. Lost pod in the late up to the ashes the bomb yami of come and styling throw speeds at team pine. Oh yeah team. Pines go sheet batting average worse than joe roy blunt. It's like okay. Tim pain was never getting picked. As a batsman initially he's a fucking wicketkeeper a later of him pine is saw unfairly traded. He got thrown into captaincy. Because two three guys maybe the time who knows might a fucking horrible decision to sandpiper. The bowl and i got done bought answering questions. You can do tim. Pine got thrown into the depend but always always all his shift captain. Hey shouldn't pay cut. He should be shouldn't because all these unquestionably she had been wicketkeeper like they were out as good because it could have been tim. Pine was about to sign on as a rep for kookaburra. Legally he was taking a job with kookaburra as he was in a retired from cricket. Yes there's nothing. Let these high job. Ibn unpopular opinion. The tommy fucked up was when he saw on social media he was sledging and everyone was like well tim. Pine is really funny on the lip. What gets into tim's you on any cape donor. He wants to go again at the end. Then he sledge's again and we lose and all of a sudden all the and then he gets criticism but any doubles down and does it again and again. It's like my criticized mathematics fucking. Let's let's go you to continue here but let's just stop for a second sledging in sport whether it's professional let's school or even like social aquino soccer. All your footie. Iu into it or do you. Do you think you should without being racist or being six as to you. Know where where's go. And how much fun do you have with off. I think for me you have to know about the other team if you know something better and you can throw something in there or mike fun of something that you know. They're fullbacks crashed his car. Loss or something that you couldn't crash a pack but you can crush a car quick. Not bad selling off what. He's witty on our have gone to the bench but if you if you taking stabs at their personal law for if they've got something unfortunate that you're trying to take your immediate. Yeah yeah so. You're so you're scientist working all day long but if you go first and all and dark like aw someone's dead family member or let's say something sexist or racist racist that's that's sexist and racial at the same time. So don't be racist. I've actually heard someone. Friend of mine's mother use racist. She thinks it's the why you say the word i'll really yes off racist okay racist in when rick mentioned sports that i got a hard on not like i just. I'm just being honest. Pendulum comeback after reeling. The finger toe stats. What the first. One is amazing. My second one is extraordinarily good. Okay so this year. Melbourne wins the flag. One hundred plus points for the entire season so every time i bet scored ninety nontheless excluding the year before when cliven was iran and i applied. Sixteen minute quarters. That doesn't get relevant because you lose sixty minutes of time. What was the last year looking my piper. Dan you guess. I what was the last year before melbourne. Obviously this year. Two thousand twenty one where a tame won the flag and didn't consider one hundred points. Okay i'm going to say go you. Obviously you don't have the time. Nine thirty four it would have been university versus footscray and footscray one classic. Only thirty four is trying to be really clever. I think it was like richmond. The onto ninety nine not so two thousand nine. I think some trying to trick incident not in sixty five. O rotten is doing mass. That's what fifty six years that it's been since a tame has one and not considered one hundred load on a guy this sy- seventy six. This one should sixty six days. Sixty sixty s thirty five plus fifty six nine sixty four. It said fifties next one. You'll love rick daniel this one okay. There's one player that has been born on the dight. Attain has won the flag. And he's played for that team and won the flag. Hang on his birthday was the day they won. They won the flag and he played for that one. Could you imagine the bandera after that. Yeah i'm telling you there's one play. I'm confident that we'll never say one eloff time nor will anyone else say one again like this is impossible. I'm telling you now why this hates. The people are born in sept ten. Then you have to buy fell and you have to apply for that. Tame that wins the flag. It's pretty hard oregon. We'll say it are the ever be wanting scott law set for west coast was born on the twenty sixth of september ninety two what brings in west coast bait geelong one thirty and eighty five. I didn't have that indiana. just know. And then he won the flag two thousand eighteen against calling fuck now shutout to more man. Todd lewis who tweets my always really good stats all the time. And he gets them from agoura. Forget that they. The weatherman geologists loves it and he gets from some guru who was twenty that so shut out the that on i it's crazy stats on. I love coincidental. Stats that make you love them. How did that happen halo sell. You know what's bad now. We've got partners. You have had partners before unless you line. I think he's got a pot now. He hasn't told us really often. I this summing-up single don't kick on ready to. Mingle busy being successful. How often do you go somewhere or is it gets to dinnertime. And you said alison. Hi what do you want for dinner. You think we'd vein alison directly fucking every ten. Probably without long. Crazy isn't so what do you do your offer. Your off are an alternative suggestion so hey habit we do this. I got no thanks. Don't feel like that what what happens is it will be like. What are we getting the fridge are. We've got that leftovers or this to cook. I feel i feel that okay. Well what would you like to our. There's nothing to eight in the area. Okay well we have that. We travel for their. What about this place. I don't feel it will be at this place. Nato get dressed up to what the place that you said. You love lasts on Not gone we've spoken about this and you guys loved it opening up a store. Great marketing strategy from las white code. Audit ni- yes. What what are you. Where do you wanna go for dinner. Take her to audit now. I don't oh what do you know is a restaurant that specializes in annoying. Go friends and partners. What the fuck i want. I rock up and babe. We're here we're here. I don't know she's like fucking here. So fucking get out of the car get even with the mandate something off the menu. You indecisive person beach which is a great idea but the problem with that business model. Is you go there once and done now. If it's amazing food right. I know but do not only do you miss half i. It go like all been there and it's just like the place that's closer to home. Don't really care. There's no difference between it but like if you go to audit no. I don't know what i want for dinner. And you take her there. You've already been there. But she actually meant. I don't know. But i know of i don't know then you take it play already been to and she may not know and then you stuck off night i sedan just grabbed a bucket and through for through bucket of water on your by honestly put out the audience. Really co nine for plice to eight at oregon. I'll hardly guy that if you drive on all my girlfriend's tommy guy. They're like thirty five times most requested restaurant. All of the world know crazy. But what's the extension of that so you're going to get some day. A gong grab sang from the whatever shop. Do you want anything. Not i feel look anything sure. Yeah i'm sure oh good. I'm not hungry co well. I'm gonna get this done. You get home. They smell smells. Hey can i have a chip. What have you got big can have a of that. Hang on a second. I didn't go to the fucking shops and boy one point five meals just in case you wanted something one meal for me. Because you said you fucking didn't want now on twenty five percent. Hungary stu twenty-five percent if that may more exactly. I saw the menu once. It's very much to do with what i was getting at. Its code one anything and there was this little side menu at applies. So when you go and says. I don't want anything. It's like a little small chips like three chicken nuggets and like like a dipping sauce is any. That's better than the restaurant. A little tiny little tawny little thing that you know what that is that is of a single man going down to the bait and giving the seagulls what they want. Get over there and let me finish my meal and throwing that to your girlfriend. Little seagull meal digging. Have you have you nuggets. That's perfect what did you say that do you remember. It must've been fucking facebook. He says it wasn't like somebody in adelaide. It was like. I saw the menu like it was really cool menu in the bottom of corner like something. What my girlfriend doesn't want anything this good. That is amazing. This doesn't even not even take food sometimes on the oscar and able catch. Yeah sometimes talk. Can you give me bottle of water. Filipo laborde or bring. It all went a hot water bottle and do that. And then she saw sometimes sometimes varying oscar. Getting these nice mood. Tom's and start giving her everything she wants to. On the calicoes slave can kill me anyway. She like all. Can you cook me like some toy still something. About how many cases do you want. She goes all just one. I know in my head immediately. That's at least two or three. So then calculate could possibly eight a pasted toy right now yes i could all three in the toaster oh butter and veggie them and i'll bring your over one and i'll cape to hostage cancer and aids the one and goes could you make me another just lifted up in the air and go. I can predict to this cold by the time it gets to a doesn't matter. It's her own fault thing and the not knowing her future long gets averaging toast is okay with anything. Something in the air for. I would have done a lot because you've never one but you're you're the one that keeps telling everyone to get an effort. I always go double what she wants. Because i know once he smells it and she hates it. Gobble guts double front brian. Yoga's everything this thing. Go nuts. I've known for fact these other guys that yeah every her goal was. I've heard it wasn't expecting you to say that. I heard assume it's the thing and there'll be other guys the other gills with husbands on a one hundred one arts one half assoc- draw then i eat it and they go actually make me can know already fuck off the already. Put the source away. You can go shove that fucking plight up your us. So it's a thing happens dear. It's such a conundrum though. Because it's like you don't want to be an aso and it doesn't really matter luck if you lose five chips of your plight of the burger who cares. It's like did ten minutes that you can always ate more. But that's what i'm saying when you when you in the moment you like health fucking day you take something away from me but then if you take a step back from it actually doesn't i disagree matter. Okay let's say you're your house and you traveling to blackwood to take place and you come back time. She takes thirty chips too bossy burger. You can't take ten steps and reorder from the counter you've got to drive all the way back. But how often do you get a meal in euros. Left like twenty percent short. Like i'm i'm sort of. Oh i always feel like that. Are you some of the finnish. Som- always always over order and have these problems. Because i don't mind putting something in the fridge and ray hitting it lighter i. I can't have product these issues but if you wanna be like what are you laughing. Fucking dumb shit. I counterproductive easy shoes. You know what. I'm saying you're engineer. Yep lot bracket deandre intuitive exactly. I just started balling northern aid. And then if someone needs some more then it's the and then later the extra more can be hated up an eight a snack. That's good that's good. What about restaurants changing slowly if we go to a restaurant and it's a takeaway plice or whatever it is and it's we anything far. I'd love to come back. He yes and then it's like aspirational. Maybe it's not goldie hawn and then finally get back to that place and you go what the fuck happened. He almost every fucking torma go anywhere. That's what happens. What are the strategies you can put it implies to make sure that doesn't happen. Maybe go there the same. It may be the same chefs working. And that's what i was gonna say. I think it's shifting of really do like and even with simpleton places like just put in date for our and do this and this and this i still fuck it up. I don't know how but i think you're onto something here. You've been somewhere recently that you had poor experience the second time you they i should i mentioned that or not Okay i went to a place called matola one region and one hundred ten dollars per person. Roy okay you got a twenty five dollar deposit to get in there and then all their ones a lot fifty-six bottle so expensive it's expensive nod out but allison are went there. Eight months ago did the one hundred ten. It's an eight course meal right so you get a fair food. But it's all small portions and loss. American six out of the we were like that was fucking exceptional to is like walked away feeling like you know for the money we spent. We had great on like it was value to money. The experienced staff the one everything radio that recently bill came to six hundred ninety four dollars between four people. Food was fucked. It was a slightly different menu so they switched out like certain things in the course thing. Why muscle amazing bar. The service was even better than the first time which comes back to when you said does the service sometimes cover for the fact. The foods shit. Yes it does but not when it's done expert extent. Yeah but yeah. It was really disappointing. And our member are the fifth plight came in and just been landed on on the table and the guy turned me goes how everything's turned it to him and i was not to be honest. Be she high and he was literally on. Like i told you are m and he's all really and then i was hang on second. No one else has said anything. It was like. Allison what did you think of your pastor so annoyed author on the bus. She goes well. She didn't really like it. So i had to come and cyber then i said and this was a bit bland. Said that wasn't very good. But what if we got to comedy stike. But i guarantee you will make the steak house. Okay cool and a little bit me. Thought like maybe we might get to the end. And they'll all with comped like a bottle of wine for you guys because you didn't quite enjoy it now didn't do anything so i was a little bit disappointed at that tokyo. Comping on this and that so you come back. you're satisfied. Do you think that depends on. How popular their places. It's like we don't really need. I come back here or not. We don't really thing. Got me thinking because it was the four of us at a title. A couple to the left of us and two more tables of four. That was the rest of the restaurant was empty. I thought maybe they've been going down here in the last eight months. But i drove back the next to get my car and the place was fucking packed like literally was there was music cranking every always thinking lot. The causes on for trump goes to the other thing is. I'm sure they've had a lot of celebrating. You and your fucking loser friends living. Yeah getting the fuck edit. The thing is like if you're a restaurant owner or a wider and someone says like. I wasn't that happy all will compu- like a bottle of wine fifty available. How many times does that happen. Just because the person wants them free one night that they actually generally unhappy with food so there's that little scam they might do with every now and then so but he. He always genuine about what a bit. Sometimes you get stuff that you shouldn't get stuff a lot less money not quite coming. But chepe shouldn't get. There was a restaurant that opened up. This is a while ago. You may not even remember that ever existed. There was a restaurant. Look a proper restaurant that opened up in rondo. More right and a friend of mine was working. There is a shift and my parents are up and said we should go it so it was a nas north. We went in there beautiful meal and we ordered just like an entry level bottle of want to share on the table. I think it was like thirty bucks. Twenty five thirty bucks right. Yeah the lady server comes out with a bottle of rockford basket pressure as and she's just like didn't you know how sometimes bring a shot to the table open it. Are you happy with that taste. These lesbian came up with this bottle. Pop the core. And paul the glasses and i saw it and just starting to study on marketing at the tom. And i'll look down. Holy shit. i'm not one hundred and twenty one. And i said to the lady. That's not what we ordered. And she's all our. What did you order again. And i said it and she checked thinks oh shit. She's just do it for that price. And i was like. Oh wow so sorry good. That's why sometimes people that are willing to speak up get the benefits because if you're an introvert shit Yeah yeah bill comes in. Oh one this is some bad lock. Get that that's that's the mistake. Soy the of justice saw something interesting before we got into five seconds in news on to a quick old piece. Way to that y- gone. He's the headline when a woman stole. He's dog this man didn't press charges instead he's paying for hit drug rehab. A woman has stolen a man's dog we know. What does it say you keep talking. I'll try and find it okay. So the women's dues man's dog now in a typical situation. You would think that the man is like guy. Let's throw this bitch in jail like everyone's so protective of their dogs like this woman needs to go to prison. There's some hard. Tom what does he done instead. Paid for drug rehab. It's a chinese shop high. I don't know what that means but that's a great of dozens expensive. I'm sorry but like if that was me like guided gile bitch guided scumbag so the dog's brain stalin and he's a cave is chico obviously has mental health issues. And she's done this because she's in like some sort of maybe mental psychosis and she doesn't know what she's doing what she's addicted to fenton. Oh do you know that is Fantino of heard before vinton who is like when women go in and get a spinal tap before they guy. It's that's the drug that they give him. Look it's luck doesn't this is like an anesthetic basically but it's kind of like a code any type thing or something like that doesn't make people go crazy phenomenal probably france. No no mexico fucking relaxed by the say. What does that drug that makes people find a baby. I would want to be relaxed. Go crazy so. I think i'm thinking of going crazy on stuff like that. It's when they're not on the drug. That's when christ but paper with pets if people loved it if anyone stall one of your cats and you found out. Would you be like all shame i've got. I've had a hard life. No you wouldn't tolerance of people know it's lower and lower. It's like last week when we talk about my video. Rot a headline man and dog in serious car accident. Everyone online is the dog okay. Hundred percent is the man no one case about the man. Dan did his when he cares. It's the dog k. It's the dog. it's like in a movie. Oh i say the trial all. There's a dog. Oh if this dog dog is i'm not saying the film People who spiteful people lose them moins on animals now is it like a genuinely love animals modern humans or is it more like on the back. I'm just such an animal lover and like especially dogs. Just want the best for human. But there's a lot of humans that trait dogs sheet so those humans they get rejected by people in particular women and i have no regard and get the dog and all of a sudden. I have a dog that loves them. Oh i love dogs. This is all dogs on me. Yeah choices this woman had a choice to do drugs yes right. She also had a choice not to fucking dirty drugs. She chose to do drugs and she ended up getting hooked for whatever reason now what led her to that point to do drugs. Whatever there's choice the still a choice doesn't matter if you sat or if you're happier if you feel like you in a bad place or whatever they still a choice you choose to do it and you should leave with those decisions right. She also chose to fucking steal. The guy's dog yep. She chose to do that. A conscious decision she. Oh that's nice dog or whatever that's not yours don't take it. Yeah like something in your brain stew should go off action. Do this but not. She's made the decision. So fuck you can go to jail. I'm the fuck you know who else can get fucked and five seconds you too. Not quite the same segue needed a different angle. But there was no recourse. I already lost ninety. Three animals starting the litter he. Pelicans penguin o tara barrett don. Tom was still gonna jerry much. Oh thank you last week. What you've got with at l. packer. Who else we kanders lizard lizard. When reuter. i had a about seven. So i thought this should be fairly. I'm stopped so you can name off guard. Nothing's better than this named three robin williams movies. Mrs doubtfire my all my god. How have you fucked that up. He's your favorite actor alec near morning vietnam one alpha the robot when he was that one movie owes thinking of so embarrassing g goodwill hunting. That's a great film. Love that you when you say you say easily like is that what does you clearly are crumble under pressure probably fully teammates will be able to relate to that one while you're in the baby's name three people you might get naked in front of a son and book gore motion. I'll give it to him because all he would get naked if he was dead. But i would have said doctor would've been another one. Get to vote on. Hey started the sentence before tom reynoso. Okay here we go name now. This could be anyone. Anyone doesn't matter how important they are name. Three movies with someone doors tonic. What's ailing gilbert gripe and forrest. Gump right answer right answer. You didn't panic then. All would've yeah. I would've movies. yes they do. Dr higa here's a panic question for you name. Three x afl players. Jonathan brown nick and nights and buckley awe. Well a lot of panic could sit in and there was the whole onto ninety seven. Should've been tarzana. Mcconnell kane johnson sections. Trent seconds is a brutal number isn't it ten seconds is like i have five seconds to sort of. You can have a quick nap together. Okay now gone might just because you von good question we just move on all right. It's all about you name. Three clothing shops for women. Next one sports go shopping with women. I'm sorry this did that question relates back to how much i hate doing that. My number one thing going with the girlfriend wife. And they're doing their clothes shopping. That is the most excruciatingly painful thing ever. And which is why. I probably got one the so. You just have the fear of that one shelf. It's not it's just the most boring experience of firms going to sports skill nor she tame with the fact that i was the only one on mobile good good hoping someday contributed this because i love dumb things that you've done or you siblings of dan or your cousins of done as kids. We older some stupid stuff as kids. And i'm gonna kick it off our guy. My sister lover dealy very much a tomboy when she was a younger kid and her best friend was a neighbor from across the road to pay pay was always at our place basically to their house as a kid and they did everything together now they also took fucking whiter far although still friends it. We're still friends. Who pay in so. We're not as much then. There's the paper from taxi eleven. Pm tonight when rex gone. Is the tom going or something. They planned out in the backyard one day and all his in saad and all of a sudden a he's yelling gender rich. What's going on so walk down the back and in our backyard. Szekely normal fences on to toussaud's but then one side of the fence ricky and fucking ratty and we used to actually get across the other sawed mukkaram back there and stuff like bob lafon so just now like a wooden plank fence. Visa fucking construct through. Anyway i'm looking for where's this northbound from and then i figured maybe the dan the back so if truck down the back there And then i get down there. And rebecca is standing over these huge big lock one of those huge industrial pipe buckets. Big one. but the big watt one. Yep exactly that one. Yeah and it's full of plo. And i was like pollock cash it. She's done in the bucket. What why put human will not full. But let's call my there's about one hundred percent so what are you doing. And she's like what we shouldn't bucket now need toilet pipe to here so running saw got on the toilet paper going back thinking about the dumb things you do as a kid. So they've gone. What can we do today after school. Playing around on this big white bucket at the back bay. Why don't we go over the neighbor's fence. And then she in the back and then we'll cut like said owns the buyer or they went over over the fence. The bucket and the friend is like famous a for young kids friends. She's come and watch me. Do apu in a bucket call doussi's and okay let sixteen magister. The neighbor the next day. He's going to pick up eighty. Go get that that bucket to put the fading fade the shape and he just looks down. There's a fucking massive third from your sister. How and where did this to the sheep here like. He's not going to think that your sister did that is just too out there. Who does that you sister. You've been shamed. Shouldn't in a bucket off. I've got a couple of fucking. We'd ones are all capable of them short. I used to say monarchs and all the time really friends used to just yell at his name over the fence at come out we hang out for hours and hours and for some even remember to these die now why we stopped hanging out but i then a replacement friend. That wasn't an excellent iva. We hang out all the taw most telling you about him and he built up a resentment for this kid for no reason. So i remember talking. She don't even remember saying all used to be friends. But i think the boredom sitting. So i remember this one time where you d like imagine massa shift but without the master just bad schiff. We went into the kitchen and got like a last creeping. Tina through a couple of eggs bit aflao chocolate source does righted the pantry and just put anything stood up. Reported it into this jar and then we just buried and put it under the ground for about three months and then does nine my probably. Let's say three days now. It was wall and we dug it up and opened up in a fucking stank and it was like can ju- jelly imagine jayme like that and just dunk whatever. It was off egg milk. Whatever as let's go that's what happens when you bury whatever we made right and he goes you know we should do. Let's get back at your friend. Never did anything to me. That i can remember. We jumped the fence and we put on all the door handles on the house and like on every handle thing around the house and stinky stinky. And you're gonna touch it you're gonna touch it bad keyed very bad kid so like annoying like if that happened to me off. Just i'm just throwing that out like i'm not gonna touch. There are never going. They had outdoor pool or would never go to the pool again. I'm i'm not gonna clean. That's too hard. We started throwing box into the poll. We through like tables and chairs wrong and the family was so introverted. Always like nine ten and they weren't complaining to my parents about the stuff in the poll that would just pull it out the pull and leave it to the side and then we'd go get it and bring it back into my yard when i wanted to back again to use a really bad are being in a tree shining elisa. Lot at with this guy why she was doing the dishes. She bought new curtains. I'm not joking. It went on for a week. She bought me this is. How bad was this kid. A horrible person in school very good boy. Atta school very bad. Not a good kid at the start of this episode. I didn't have one. But you guys have fought me up. And i've thought of one sobbing. Got me inspired to do video. Production before stampede dies was a film coach atkins in year. Eleven when everyone was busy doing work like a normal student shiming creating like a video within this video was one thing. This really stood out in my mind as a room. Nasty one I had this idea where my brother little jonathan. He ate an entire pancake recipe. Soy milk flour eggs. The works spun around. Make stop in his stomach all up into a pan coked the ingredients to in his stomach monreale then all i love the theory behind added. It turned out it looked like it honestly looked to how it should look a thick batter. That sort of looked a bit sort of acidic and chunky really any ida and didn't really have a problem with the he was fine with it. That's gross throw up. What was the technique. Just the fingers chuck from that. I think i've seen you do that on to bring enough. I can bring the day because it was so long ago on one davide. I've got the movie you've got all this. It's on mute because it had no sand and on another one. I've got the audio. So i need to go to go and get it. I'll do it for you. Knock back here after some say they can do that. Yeah done dvd. I'll scream records. Seven shenanigans is a love because as kids. We used to get up to all sorts of shenanigans. We used to have. We might may might bend. Bellenger might reckon militants first-ever orange cannon tighter. It's the same thing. same same. Decipher spud gun style of this. So we went down to our member. Clearly it was martin went into the plumbing section on what what are we doing. And he's like just trust me so we got to pay we say part coal and we got one of the things that flanges out and then a big barrel lead a lauda cut a hole in the talk might have airtime all that sort of stuff and so as wasn't super advanced but you take the top off a little bit deodorant. Ten the top on. Click the thing boom this thing fucking amazing and then on my two or three. More interactions of fucking wicked saw good. The problem was with the first one. The lead that we bought wasn't strong enough. So i might bend shown off every keyed wanted to come and say nights. And he's like hey check this up short one who would go no my seriously probably one hundred fifty meters. You shoot him. As what travel. Is that half adult. Now oregon executive arguing spot on going on a good cricket food. That's thinking from lock. The over we used to run around standing. The since ever on is that. I will not lock sports food. Four hundred made track. You'd shoot it from standing at the starting lawn and it would go past the two hundred bands sort of lock. It went fucking ages and hayes farm the anyway then bellenger had this fucking thing. And we're johnson. Fulton says shown off. Check this out. Buying the orange went out the fuck. That's a really good question. That's the second best you've ever made after that little blend noise. If we weren't talking about this and he was just like did that i'd be. That is the bang. Though the whole lead that we had the connector to shouted and lot smash these hand interfaces. So what's coffee was hanging off. And i you gotta go to the hospital and not just put a band. I don't talk back together so anyway so he was really worried about getting in trouble three days later. He's a thinking to the doctors because this is getting infected and it's still hanging off because it was it just a chunk of skin. It's or anything but like speak french. So yeah we've gone to. The doctor is not hospital and the doctors my head long ago this happening saw not long ago lock earlier. He's like that's full and he got his. Can you stitch back on. He goes on. I'll try if you want disinfected at all stitched up it didn't it would dade it didn't stay on. All lost. lost a big chunk of his thumb crying. Easy to grow back. He's gone just gone forever. Man yeah the now good raw. Orange kind solid fun. We used to play. We used to do videos as well not shenanigans other sorts of things going. Okay we take the orange county into the cricket nets and some to be fully padded up. And you are at. And i'd go so fast you couldn't even play at him. Wall swing when you think they're going to click on. Yeah oh that's amazing. They had to dock a few times. Because let's shot hit a game like that once in a garage in it so you drive in the back of the garage opened up into a backyard and the front of had a rolled-over yep we basically had three guys at the front of the on the inside and three gauze on the inside of the garage that would open up to the backyard and then one guy in the middle and the game was called da. Dr and what you do. Is you pick up a soccer ball and all you had to kick as fucking hardest could at the garden the middle and was it at the garden. The middle stopped up before. Let's say a foot gash. She ever got the ball. Basically then swap out with someone else and it was amazing game so much fun. No one ever got seriously hurt. But it's one of those games that you make up and play that stuff now. These wicked games as kids. I just can't believe you lose more yet so creative fan like we used to play frisbee games and also staffing. Make up your own little thing exactly like oh you hit. That goes in that person. Does this says creative school stuff. Love to be cute again anyway. On the back of that's gone out or can we go out and say thanks again for listening to us for another week. Don't forget to lock and subscribe to us on youtube and apple. Podcasts hit the bill so you know the the things come in also follows on instagram. Talk and youtube already said that so get stuffed and see if they caused by.

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#27 THE OLYMPIC MEDAL TALLY IS FLAWED!

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#27 THE OLYMPIC MEDAL TALLY IS FLAWED!

"We're another mandate and it said isn't it. It feels to be empty. Arrange the way. We looked over to morocco. Of saying you looked pasu and riksdag there but we got cats behind me chats with cats. We got two cats and got dan mark. We're good to go my olympic. That have just finished. I actually think this has been a pretty good success. And i was worried remember. We were saying three months ago. It's fucking stupid. Probably shouldn't go ahead. I think they've come out of it. Pretty will well. Let's see one time because recognize saying you know maybe twelve gold medals. I think rick said maybe eleven. We're on that sort of ballpark. And you came out and said how many sixteen and we thought my you kidding yourself. You know we get it your patriotic. You love australia but you took it too far as it turns out you bang on the money is one off. I'm going to start asking you for gaming advice because this is extremely. How did you get that close. It was a step in the dock. But you know what i actually did and this is not would've law is also looking at the gold. We'd got from two thousand and working my way back to every olympic so rough numbers. I think it was like twenty eight. Then we won twenty two and then i was thinking like we'll probably drop six and a few people aren't going sixteen probably a good number. Yeah and that's what. I went with and bang on and now it was a very tiny olympics and i enjoyed it more than any other olympics since sydney and that sounds strange because i was so young but our remember sydney bang such a big deal like it was a real built up about it was in contrary a and so on and this one. It's sort of like it was meant to happen last year there was a delay and then finally came about and we just dominated and it was so good to see us doing better than so many other countries that i thought. We're going to really young people coming through. I can't even remember his name. Bmx skateboarding a main. How good is it like sports that you didn't think what even exist. All like the olympic calendar there they are there and they for raisin. 'cause they must be a big enough falling enough people doing it. But i'm surprised the usa hasn't made in there. Yes you know what. I'm saying like this so many foreign things. I asked the question last week. I think we we listed seeks. Say to me now is getting so much popularity. It's only a matter of time. It's aric in the next two olympics. It's in suing people. Get the heads kicked injuring the olympics. I can't think of anything i'd rather say. do you think so violent. I've never been a fan of it but there's been times you know those friends that are obsessed with usa and like come on be raked come round as you know it is going to be a bit of a few boys around and watch it and we're just going to you know. Sit there for three hours drinking beers and watching people kick the fucking shit out of you. Get around that though even if you don't follow it i mean. I love getting around sports. If the people that i'm with a really passionate about it they're really into an. I'm not that into a by the end of the day. I'm going to be into on the sign. It doesn't doesn't bother me. It'll do you know another thing going back to the olympic. Tally always scrolling down. And just checking. Yeah every country. Had i did and i came across kazakhstan. I think it was who had bronze bronze bronze gold. That's unlucky. And i but there were sort of impressive at the time talkies but there were six countries above them that had technically beaten them on. Just once. you know golden lebron's just one silver so on the medal tally. They actually put ahead of correct. Yeah see. I have a problem with this because i feel like don as a collective the country has been more successful over more events that din- coming right lulla million. It's like someone from kazakhstan has been on the medal. Podium eight times not not twice three times eight times and by below in other country that might have only been on the once side with a silver medal. Yeah just one silver but this is the thing if you were someone from. Let's say it's australia. G rather go the whole olympics and also in you over or win. Ike bronze a guy a hope that never happens but if it did are have of course you want the bronze. Yeah because that's seven more medals but in your head. Do you feel like a country that has eight medals versus just one is more successful. They have to be considered more successful. But you're right On the medal. Tally not more successful. Right below all pop. This little section at the medal. Tally up on the screen. Now anyone on youtube. But i just wanted to know whether or not you think maybe they need a structured differently so go says deal with the most but instead of being like three points two points one point maybe go five points gold three zero one for bronze because if we put those rules do five gold massively. But i'll say what you mean like let's five ago as why more valuable than the other colors. But let's fiver a little bit more than the three to one system. So you're five to one system eisley dot because it's a lot thirty one. Yeah it's it's unfair et to write a gold medal with just three. You can't do that now. I think it's worth way more. I was going through the tally and had a look at a country like ukraine. One gold six silver twelve bronze. Now they're y down yet. I have one non medals at the olympics by below other countries. That are looked at only one three or four so that you crime has been stitched up and what i'm saying anyone this thing from ukraine which is maybe like zero people. Dan is on your side right now. I want all these countries that have been snubbed for years to get a little bit more recognition. That's all along. Because when i saw the aprons and then that one silver disturbed me. I did absolutely. It was very bad. The winner was usa with thirteen on gold. That's about one hundred. Thirteen medals smashed out of the park. And i think the all china by one. We love saying united states. Don't we then. When did they not do. I fill forty s. The earnings. Imagine if i was a olympic sport. It'd be amazing because that's one extra govan list. Do you think that's ever a possibility. In the next century. I would've said two years ago but now that i know that skateboarding and all these other studies of the olympics break-dancing come into the she didn't say right dancing head if i did say it probably would have thrown up on remembered it so i'm going to say no i didn't offer enough. I the other thing that really annoyed me apart from the middle. Tally was how often australia. We have millburn cup rice. The rice that stops a nation. It's the race that stops a lot of protesters and a lot of millions as well. A lot of it doesn't stop them starts. Yeah it revs them up a lot of people animal activists which is fair enough. Because i get where they're coming from. But let's just calm the fuck down because if you're gonna wind about the melbourne cup start winning about equestrian in the olympics off. This is a great point. Yeah silla horse being ridden doing something. It probably doesn't wanna do or does arguments there. So why do we not here. I go through the comments. There's no one gone. Now that you mentioned always watching it and i was waiting for the protesters people and social media on twitter widening for backlash. Like how can you do these. They shouldn't be allowed. They weren't that. So why are they there at the moment cup. But they're not. they're the olympics. This is what aren't get like honestly. Is it something to do with the platform like the not going to get heard if they protest. Maybe it's because there's something for them gold little they're invested elvin cop. I haven't bid on it. They better exactly a lot of people during the cup. Like it's crazy. How angry people get like they guarded the track. They hold banners. You see so many things equestrian. I was very surprised. It's like we're going to protest. How would they protest. I mean i didn't see anything on social media that they can't go there and protests. But so we're going to be on social media. But and that's what. I'm saying. I didn't see anything on any of the fights comments. Whatever usually straight off the milton cop the triumphal on a moment silence horse at gets injured. Whether it's the mine rice a rice during the diode awake awake for they find something they may this pace and they will jump on board and good. This is why should be banned. Fuck everyone there was nothing there was not anything like didn't even say someone say. Oh and this isn't a big like anyone listening like. Oh what s like. I was surprised i bought. Is there a raise them what we might not it. Is it because horses in racing. Maybe push outta pause there. We don't know the answer. And this is where all si- anyone listening comment on evidence or on whatever platform you're on and let us know because we've discussed it. There's a reason behind it. We don't know what it is but we want to know there's going to be something absolutely. They're only takes five seconds the slide into the dm all right. You ready for this. Now that i'm going to have to press a button. Mailing you're a part of this on your always gone. You still gone. i. I'll go first yawn-fest okay. Give me three reasons to bail on a party. i'm tired. I'm sick and i don't have a car that works all you paying me back to the rocket still guilty on that. I well our respect. The fact that you double dan but like when we look at it like there is no way that i was not what i was always. A little bit bemused by by technically. You're brought people travel in rockets. But i meant like every day okay. I should have been more specific with the question. But have you ever heard the signing. The statement man traveled to the moon not santa monica rix on field three to one bang nine three countries that finished in the top. Ten in the middle. Telly at the olympics. Stralia usa russia modding banks does feel good deed. And i'm glad you question. Because i've just been absolutely fucking that tally boy looking stride. Russia was there. Oh netherlands scratching. Your up I ninety three bands. You've seen live coin. Anna von a- i law though both to me but like i haven't seen many law bans. Hang on a mean. How did you say nevada. I've been dead for river from the as soon as you said. Bands rice just name three bands not three bands. That i've seen anyone listening. I'm not a big music at them. Yeah rick was the trading law the law. A guy a feel the whole rocket thing getting back to that the fact that you've dig me for this it's now an even playing field or anyone the same divine alive fucking on you've lived lawf- question number two nine three locations where the olympic games have taken place australia germany germany Many non and sixty something it must would have been the always always after like usa would be like atlanta but or I'll what actually give myself that one. Because i don't have a list here boss. Alana was in what year donnie to do. And it was one that because i used to have fucking nani nani to olympics on seger and it's the best game ever played. Malala did not expect you to know that. Atlanta what was that. Let's go ninety six correct. Oh shit beijing are you just going up in the numbers. I'm gonna say two thousand. And i joking not skipped one to try and tricky ridgemont. Jesus i'll gotta fuck up somewhere london. Twenty two thousand twelve fuck. It wasn't even olympic year or call. I did think. I twenty six hundred twenty nine. The woke dickhead woke up just next year. I'm exhausted where is that. Qatar really. is that a lot. this is up guitar. Yeah really so excited in love it like a. We even qualified not yet. Hopefully we can call. But we're not qualified yet. We need to wake up okay. Speaking off speaking of waking up hang on not even through these hang on evie took. I've got one more to go very solid track. I could okay here. We go nine three australian gold medal winners from any olympics. Antelope cathy freeman and domine. Domine what did he win. Trading gold. Thank you post nicely. I don't even know if go. I'm going to give it to myself dawn fraser. Jesus fucking yeah and one more thing before we leave the olympics. Okay other yeah. Can you tell were doing this for warming. Up to the the whole duo thing. Yeah well walmart to this guy named three ingredients in a quiche egg. Shays and milk. I'll give it to you wasn't a mortgage milk wasn't mortgage but the reason i asked him that. Because look this out of this. I can tell you feeling sorry for me about the rugged thing we'll throw these fucking questions. Now go on what you've done. Yeah yeah. I'm okay cool. Yeah i wanted to get through that. Yeah that was the fucking mindful had a lot of fun. I wanted to talk about alarm clocks. Now how often do you sleep through an alarm clock or do you wake up immediately with an alarm clock. Anyone that has an often out. There will know that you can push a slight button and the slate button. It's nice the snooze slate snooze button whatever yeah lets you sleep for nine minutes can you ten. Can you adjust this news. Amount of tom you. Of course he could but on more assured today for. Because i don't buddy fiddle with the settings all too often that i have a snows that lost non minutes so i i shame anyone listing out there. If you have an iphone and you haven't adjusted the settings you get. The snow is for non minutes. He's my question to you. do you ever over. Does this news ever run like if you press it horde on. Have you ever done that. And it stopped alarm. I wouldn't admit admit it but there's some days were of snow is for a good aaronow like just cape pressing it pressing cape wrestling back to slave. I think i'm probably done forty minutes. The of god. That doesn't have a proper job. Just do you ever accidentally stop instead of news and you all. I've done a few times. That would be. I've actually slipped through. The allom turned up. Full blast like that taught some tom. I will just never wake up and made me start thinking about like. We're pretty fortunate to have an alarm clock on epstein or even if you rollback twenty twenties had big fucking loud alarm. She'd have on your bedside table on toy or whatever it's called get out of bed and in force you to fuck actually turn it off at a bit anyway but what about people prior to like decent technology. I'm talking about adding hundreds hundreds and wrote on because what year was the first alarm clock actually invented where they didn't have these problems. The answer is either one hundred seventeen eighty seven so that have first year where people weren't dealing with these issues. They've been around for two hundred years correct and that surprised me. I thought if someone would go wins first alarm clock in signing twenty. But i was reading somewhere when you wanted to talk about this topic about how people would like themselves up and something that i read was he. Indigenous americans used to regulate the amount of water. They would drink before bed and that would determine the tom that would wake up. Is that because they busting for correct so they would drink a certain amount of water before bed. They would regulate that today. The amount every time that go to sleep and then the bill guy lavar drink five hundred mils of water before sleep. Then i'm going to be busting for six thirty in the morning. I have to get work at seven thirty in the morning. And that'll give me enough time to get to work. I'm fucking shocked. You've come at movies mottled. I'm rattled unusual. A fucking short well. That's actually amazing. Like because in my head. I thought it was just like all right. Let's rely on the rooster. Let's get up at six city. And i'm going to go to the church at seven or whatever it is imagine living in a world where you rely on a rooster i mean what if it gets fucking eight and boy fox then your sleeping. You're probably going to get far. Oh no tarasov slipped in fucking attacks your chicken too You're getting hard because you're going to be able to get to work soy. Yes so is that. Is that the eighteen hundreds vision of the dog. My homework homework the absolutely legitimate excuse to be for work because i mean and then they were got got more facts oil lamps which recalibrated the passing hours with movements of sand. Explain that to me. What do you mean now bowl. That would divorce is that was set up. Had they're all set up. And i i'm not sure. How might the noise. But they were sort of jig. Saw sandwich pass through them and would make noises at certain times based on how long it took the santa. Move through this contraption raw oil lamps. Water clocks oughta clocks. I mean all sorts of crap in britain. Dan and you see all that on. I feel to pipe intellectual small little paragraph damn. Well can you explain the border clocks. I can't i can't mark after we can. We can watch documentary okay. So we were was very wrong thinking that people in the early nineteen hundreds. Were having trouble getting out of bed. I already had this coveted one hundred years okay. That's pretty good. Well the other thing. I wanted to talk about. This was obviously been working through this pandemic and at the moment we've got mass on whenever you go shopping centers mass on if you going to say service station like we're all week. People are doing now when i get. They mosque and wait a minute to be kicking. If i forget come in and they do. These ones put the shirt over their math. Three seconds so sorts. Got my mask when you say three humane. They lifted up over their nose and math. And then they let it go and then after that. It's almost like i've done my be fucking trumper sort of ago. We're going to strike out on the bench. He's fucking until the cord yet so they dyke think that that excuses them just that one motion you watching this holy fuck. He's literally find the shit of cables. I'm thinking like hang on. That does nothing this. This doesn't make the no mask thing. Okay this isn't protecting anyone and they walk up to the counter and they'd just what's what's the shit comes down. That's the job. Done are pretty much moscow on there. So what are they trying to achieve. You're either you're either wearing a mask or your well toy holding holding over this shave them not having back to their car. That's all it does but if you go into someway lock shopping center. You can't. We can't walk around like this the whole time. That's not happening. But it's a loophole in shops. Where you're in an in no time. But i'm saying like maybe two added twenty people do. It must be frustrating very frustrating. I went through a drive through in our what my car looking around. And i ask the question to one of the guys that was working there and as soon as he was you mosque. Anarchy just outside drafter. Yeah arca tow is soon as he said that he was almost waiting for me to like arguing. Say i believe wearing a mosque. You could almost say the shit that he'd been through with other people. But i genuinely look you need to be wearing off. He was like pre anticipating given all man. I'm sorry sorry. Go back to my car. Glovebox put it on genuine mistake. But you could just see. He was ready for lack of full on like for mehta's tell him to go get fucked. This is the thing like the government of putting these roles. Dan whether you lock them on this people that have to have to try and enforce them and they're getting abused. It's not like they're fall rosa implies but if they don't enforce them they getting fawns they're getting in trouble themselves and it's really frustrating. That your bad behavior could end up. Bang extremely unfortunate for the person. That's having to deal with it. Like i don't want go tell you could cause some in the job really could absolutely if you don't if you don't come down hard enough on them and have you been hearing all day making us. Women ask for long periods of time because the carbon dioxide that you breathe becky next accuser and such such a flawless argument here because of all the doctors and dentists that have ever worked on are all dead now because you know they were muscle dying and every time i go to re book an appointment i sorry. Now he's dead. He was wearing a small school. I owed on a lot of these arguments that come from these people that just have no fucking idea or they're just trying to create some sort of argument. There's always holes in their argument with this one like urine sign like doctors nurses healthcare professionals. Ah wearing mosques od. Everyday yup. i bought by your theory. They should all be dead. You are inside and go home and do are you getting to the point. Now where you're saying so many people now in a confused state of why are we still in luck. Damn why are we doing this. I think has been pretty shit. All over from the government has been not been great not with vaccines not with dan. There's no clear reason things happening for lengthy periods of time that people like signed last week trying to channel their anger and they're going to all these people that are basement bands that on the computer. I've got a really good question. You're gonna love it. And i think it's very relevant. Do you think people's level of craziness during the covered pandemic has something to do with this situation. Their opinion is based on basically their situation and how they have to deal with this damage. Let me give you an example with your job. You get to go to work and make money you. Fawn i stress. What about the cont work. Lose money employment. They're more inclined to freakout Are these people freak out more inclined to have these bizarre ideas and will literally try and grab it anything in order to sort of like. Get this whole thing to stop now. It might be a protest in what a curve. It's not real. But they're not saying this. Because i truly believe this sighing. Because they're getting strike by getting fucked up. yeah. I totally agree with that. I think that's one of the best sentences of her in a long time. Thank you rod on. Thank you and it's probably right. Like i feel like maybe y- reconnoiter going on those stressful situations so when we're he's complaining about yeah fuck is doing this whatever. We don't have that stress. We don't know what we'd be like in that situation odd heart that evening hours. You're not talking sense. I'd still be talking sense. And i'd be going well. I'm not going to go on a fucking rally. I'm not a odd knowing my head. That's going to contribute to long. Lockdowns is not going to help the situation. But yeah you very very good point. Thanks to so. I would cy someone who's let's say the debt is going to be someone. That's more willing to be a bit freaky. Yeah we'll know winding about the government someone who's Let's say an anti vacs person wouldn't be financially stricken. I think everyone in every angle isn't always financial and it might be listening to some can cook county somewhere else off just fucking sick of it. What what are you making the indict on all this are going to say end of the year. We'll be back to normal again because we always had nine months here in south australia of normality. This question. who will say when is the day when you say when is the end. I'm not talking about covert gone. I'm talking about that no months. We had when everyone else overseas had coded and australia's almost like good again. So when do you think we're going back to australia. Good again middle of next year may my junior. I'm guessing man it's all it's very hard to predict but what didn't predict was that we would be in such a good position and then all of a sudden be in such a bad position but uh all it takes is just to one fuck up one fucker one tony fuck up and if they just moved all the many hotels to one can spot in the middle of nowhere employed people to work six weeks on six weeks off this this would never have happened but like fucking fucked. That's another story for another day going into that but well we probably won't have rick back for the rest of the week but West you here. So i'd like to get from the komo to the talk. You'll favorite the talk. The talk not not the flipflop inside the full length version of that just to talk. That's what we like to call. The chat gives us a lot say next week. Three guys like you.

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Chats With Cats Podcast

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"Well hello hello hello listeners. Welcome back to the chats with cats. Podcast enrique and. I'm joined here with dan now. Nine his auntie lizard and our good friend. Mock mayor said. I wouldn't do it again but and it is what it is. Yeah well that's the case going on. Chatsworth cats yeah a new name over the weekend in a very small person that gave me that verse more person close to my heart but it was weekend actually show yesterday so he's a bit tended tonight. We frank so just to confirm what's the nine of mine one museum. Anti leonti listed lizard. Houses come about is it through with the way you look all i think. Well that's sort of feelings of. But i don't think you should take it as a put down but i just love him. Very more of a gecko. I actually asked his oldest child to. He's just started talking at an wear which is probably been six months but i rarely see so. It's actually his first words guys. So and i just asked him i said. Can you give me a nickname. Any state it may prevent non seconds and then just delivered anti lizard. Dave just taken that on board and beautiful anyway. I did want to just talk about harrow. East easter's went all have a hell of a story for you did need to get to the bottom of this. So you know how. I did speak to you briefly about having a stir off and always going to give alison the reins to are selling but we knew we tend is. There's no way you can book at all very very constricted to two spaces so of asked to. Can you find something for me. Just showing me a couple of beaches and also. Yes she did. But i didn't realize that she had booked kaethe which is basically a town with nothing case is the halfway point between man. Gambia and adelaide halfway nowhere. So bad on the way up here. I was actually discussing with rick. I was in a relationship with that. Go from gambia. Kaethe used to be a halfway point birmingham off jape on the po and cry. That you're in case shit. It'd be honest kaethe. Isn't that bad. You have a basketball. Hoop have escaped park. If you like the skate the cafes okay and pretty much well let me make it even worse for you. We get their message. The lady to come out and listen. She comes out with biffi. Good not good at all. Because i was lot. She's way too comfortable to be introducing me to her house. Basically thing the art then we walk in and she's still folding laundry and stuff. I thought maybe she's really comfortable. And she's still got some bidding to do then to hand over the keys and the una mary way but now she hangs around for another forty five minutes telling us half. The chinese are trying to take over australia and we will cornered with. She has a point. Oh fizzy read one five may and it turned out that was meant to be busy with a sparkling rate spotting. Read the physi- red air. Just be lock. She'd lifted aptitude. And then it'll just started coming together and kazaa hadn't booked it and i don't think alison really read. What she'd done. It was a and breakfast so she was staying in the house with this for the not and when that clicked all like all that privacy's gone like let's go for big driving. Just tramway tom. Outside of the house we get back. We're not the only room she booked there on a family another family of like someone else there but then you left a review. No i'm refused because she was allison. Allison did the right. She left a review. No no no no. We didn't leave a review. I showed you the review is nine point. Four out of ten. Wow so she's forcing people to live good review forcing marketing for. She did force us to right into a visitor's book. My excuse was that was left handed. Smudge so allison versus right. So there's two elements is a bed and breakfast. So you got was the better. It was the breakfast so after Keeping myself away in the room and drinking about just trying to wake up thinking breakfast. At least i've got someone making me bacon and eggs and this will be a delicious morning. Monchy time for me and walk out at the time that she asked was nine. O'clock to ball of beaks in some jam on outhouses yummy wasn't taste. She didn't autos for the first forty five minutes those packets of or just a little little jams little on an airplane. Jayme airplane jam and tom was freshly squished. Orange juice and wished still squeeze squish. Red flags. here is different. And she got up some strawberries which is nice but to be on all his fucking fuming. They went by phonetics. So these we'd ask fucking wait. Beaks and Force coffee and then she told us about how you have to drink like later america kc otherwise you're forced to drink it's like a concentration camp felt felt it it really did. I got home and you know when you get home from sometimes like a really exciting holiday. You don't feel that you've had a holiday. I got back and felt more depressed than i'd been in. Because it was two hundred dollars to the not in cape but you know what you have a funny story until maybe that's worth more than the actual one hundred percent and to be honest. The lady was lovely. So i can't can't complain. It's not like she was trying to do anything bad apart from might be a sheet waken but a want to say to everyone. That's listening to us that we have got a spot for instagram and tiktok that you can jump on and say the video version of this just chats with cats podcast same handle for all social so if you want to see faces get on and do that can go bengo. We're gonna move onto obviously prince. Philip kicked the bucket. So that was said he's not nine years old. He's lived a great loss but he's a bit of a gallon. Sometimes he's said a few we'd things and do you know i could not thing he said ever but you didn't hear a whole lot of bad and because i think it was good. It was always all about the quyen from his perspective. He never tried to grab the law. Moderate hardly news there is. It's all about the quaint. We did a great job. I didn't know really existed. But he is vilifying you you saw some fatah's of philip and it was his time very very old. Got me thinking That goes saints stuff. And when he was younger lewanda what sort of things he thought he was going to do as an older person and it got me thinking. Remember vividly this one moment so i was sixteen years old and i just into my first big day up and are the best time. So how did underwriting segue from the royal family too big day. that's amazing. I picked up on a very good do that. It's pretty sacred. Pass secret pass when yours. Secret diane and sixteen. Isn't there some underage pass thing you get like you have to wear a wristband which means you can't be served out but you just drink a bottle of passion for you. I'll part that's the old school. Yeah you guys would know about. I wouldn't i used to play. Edward scissorhands with passion pop with duct tape to passion. Pop your hands and you can get them going until they're both. Md piss your pants. It's a great go. So i remember wicked first big day out when striding remember friends who run up and a lost friends straightaway in the mosh pit. He went up and it was crowd surfing and stuff. But it was the best. I and walking out of that. I remember going back to try and get a taxi and lacrosse. Some might said you know. As long as i leave. I'm going to keep coming to these festivals. And i'm going to be all obliged clocking in a wheelchair crowd surfing and all lived by that statement for years for the rest of high school. My understand i'm going to always go to concerts and festivals. And i'm going to be the all black that's partying with walking stake in the mosh pit but well i'm not even thirty five year and fuck that for a joke hide. I'm so tired all the time. I don't want to go to parties concerts or festivals anymore door. And it's i think it's the thirty thing i mean you still think. Is it a thirty thing or is it a. When did i stop thing. So rick said he started at sixteen auden start partying hours twenty three thirty now so is it is it to do with when you started or is it today with your age. Maybe that's an interesting actually. Really good take on it because i think started probably that sixteen fifteen sixteen to this if you start at fifteen sixteen by the time you thirty. You're well within your today. I'm tired of had enough but for may twenty three from what you've said honestly oregon just lightly i have hit a bit of a worldwide can actually come down. Put a bit of a red flag on your idea. I sat at six but arbor todd at twenty one. I'm been acetone the word you look scared grad zone stuff. So that's not it's not scared. It's people annoy me way too much. Like he can just on men that exclusively on many enough dance on sixteen men and they'll be so i him to be angry. They'll just be like what is happening. Where i'd said last week. I'll get stuck in stunned. Stunned mullet. I can't believe it's happening dancing. So we'd dancing is Thing cisco hopefully complete with me things that can do still say. I'm really not that much into a lot comes still but as soon as i get to a concert bruce. I'm too old for this. But i'm still bang up You know going out doing adventure. Sports and that sort of thing bungee jumping skydiving. Scott what do you mean. i'll do anything adventure but hot serve voice. I've always had a problem with hearts. It has gotten worse over the years. As you've gotten told as i've gotten more shit scared so i turned thirty news. Save right now. I got given a present from my group of high school friends. So what we do. Is we have a group chat about ten of us and every time someone turns thirty way oh chip in a bit of money and get them. A gift wants the chip in value and does it vary good point. It doesn't vary and the question and it's fifty dollars. That's right about everyone. Ships in and my present was a skydiving venture. Really nope britain good. I've obviously appreciated. The thought will actually. Because i should have nine that i was scared of hot but now i really really don't want to guy. I don't wanna go scott having now the question. I posed to you to some moral dilemma. Is it okay for me to knock back. The skydiving bat site goes. Thanks but no thanks. I genuinely do not wanna jump out of applying and dr naga. The answer okay. We'll see also is that you sell it for ten percent less than what it's worth you tell them to go pro and it didn't work and then he never showed him this. That's that's a bold strategy. his his. You've done that before. So yeah thanks that trip to victor harbor rick. He's the thing now you if you're going to do something like that. You're after reassurance. You want to know that if you are to jump out of the plight and everything's gonna be okay. What have i been doing lately. Jumping on facebook topping accidents. Skydiving accidents like how many scar dogs. What percentage chance do you have a dying i. The odds were about one in twenty three thousand door which is pretty hot massively. It was probably three hundred thousand. Whatever the thing is the things you look for get caught up in the algorithm and you get suggestions. Whatever i've been getting suggested lightly parachute articles. The lightest one was hilarious. It was literally thirty year old guy jumps out of appliance carving. Dalai's oh that's hilarious. Thirty obviously is this article about the future going on and there was this really nasty one that popped up. This is horrible. I turn your own kid in america. And he's vlogging all excited. This is my first guard. He films mum the mum's in the corner waving good luck jumps out of the plight doesn't open he's dead and i share them along with the instructors. Well on said what happens to the backup shoe tango. Both i don't know how instructor just cutting off. This isn't gonna work oil. You hang on lake now. I'm a business. We want you to let us know what you think. But here's the thing right. People will say you've got more chance of you know hoping india driving down the street to get a fucking loaf of bread and getting killed in an accident of hurdle that crap before but hopping into a car and driving scary. What's scary is being fifteen thousand feet up in the and having a five minutes to think about it. I'm jumping out of a freaking plein. Let me tell you one thing. I would rather scott off than bungee jump. Why would i rather squad often bungee jump. I'll let you excel team. I'd love birth aunt my aunts and it's on the sign for some reason. Draw the scott then bungee jump and i have a resolutely all such a good reason blood rushing to you when you scarred all that far up. It's sort of like we're in the clouds. Just roll out bungee jumping. You're well aware of how high you actually are like. You can see landmarks and you know how hard you are and it's fucked. I get scared on the ferris wheel at the rochon on. That wasn't my answer. What's your answer. well mine was a statistical. One hundred jump rope breaks you did Parachute doesn't work another parachute. There's like a statistical higher chance of being. I saw someone bungee jump once. And he's bungee jumped and come back up and as he's come up the road these attached to has magically formed a loop. that's news to randy's head so instead of hitting the ground and he's strangling to death another reason you don't go. Thank you think we should podcast. Put cost podcast on reasons not to bungee jump being performance. Let's move pass our. I'm thanks thanks. Well now that you've basically just give him ox plan to sell tickets away and read it on him before he's even donna that makes me think about when i was a kid and i used to get read on my siblings to also probably a little bit. Naughty have any brothers. Any sisters out our sister brother. Yeah that's the common. I've got one older sister and wondering about nego mark in the middle. Yeah i would rather ask you boring on gone. Remember i was. I used to live fire. Scared of burning to death in a fire per i used to be really infatuated. But what's that. what's it called again. Power doesn't matter that's one and our. I had left the house. One day and grabbed an aerosol. Can and i went into the shed. Potty drew hall through the top of the thing and then typed up the nozzle and then cut a hole in arolla. And let's put it over the nozzle duct tape to dan so it was always y sprang and i walked in saw. Hey go look at this. And i lit it up and they started. Freaking out inside is up. Bicycle might a flame thrower. And i'm hold on. This is this is really cool. And then i went to blow it out and the lead state on fire. Oh he's gonna fucking explode so just throw it on the ground and it stayed on. Iran was freaking out like thought i was going to be in the house dam and the first thing i said to him once. Put it out said. You just can't tell dad about this and they like yeah. Ok also sign freaking out and to this day. Do your parents know that this within half an hour of them arriving high told them all dogs not cats. Dogs dogs namaste. What was the. What was the punishment for. that didn't explode. Sunday not didn't explain. There's a massive overreaction. Let's say there's no reason to tell that story like to the parents you just shutting mehta ended up. Hang on pretty straight up with. You might come bed of equipped with bitter stories. What about you do you have any anything. That stands out in your. You'd have good ones because your siblings have really fucked. Aw i've got one. It does require a small backstory. So just bear with me. Assad apply footy today. You played forty apply forty. You'll love story. I would imagine you would be on your downside. Plot isn't even outside of that taught as it. Yeah that's what. I was like recoiling. Water income attilio loosely was pretty skillful as a kid when it came to like being on the grand whatever sort of just let i watched a little bit too scared to get in under and get hurt. I still am so awed. Sit back and watch. The coach soon realized this guy's fucking shit. Let's put him at fullback and we were the best team in the league. Twenty five goals. A game was blackwood new late. That's why but anyway onto the full back on the rock and tap the boat went even that scary anyway after a season and a half of sitting back and just draw having an out of play footsie to watch other might kill a something snapped in my head. When i'm going to just get that bowl and i'm gonna be very good and i did three best on grounds roy. The first one was probably a sympathy. Where did this come from gave it to him. But the second did i with a genuine ones. The fourth one was going for was the second last game in the season. Yeah a filmed mukasey biden retard. Never play again about six out of. We run back to that first game where i get. The sympathy. emotions are hough. I'm best friends with the coaches some stein over here and we're talking about what happened. What you come from the dead comes that come from. This is exciting while you good there. What happened and then there's a phone call and the coach the whole the main changes and i'm thinking. Oh some dads coming to pick you up. I'm thinking i signed the not. No you not does come to pick you up. You'll be hearing forty minutes house. I've got like not much anxiety as a kid. Just thinking and i fucking go get in the car and my dad's sat sammy you about some magazine drawer in the bathroom on a graphic and i'm thinking i'm not what he's talking about. New porn mags. Were no idea what he's talking about. It seems to me that you might have quoi. These and put them in there and i knew to talk about and i'm talking like i've gotten what you fucking talking about in kid language. That is like no dad. I didn't do it. forty minutes. denying its nine. This back slept three magazines. There and i'm looking at them going. fuck me. This is not made definitely not may anyway boys employ magazines but anyway i caught some sort of punishment and the truth doesn't come out for almost seven years later. It turns out that my older brother benji love. The monarch benji got high on mushrooms. Put them in. the in. The bathroom was so fucked up started seeing opera and locked himself in the mirror like he doesn't take any singing or whatever the and his friends for two and a half hours set outside the door laughing their asses off at him and he got to take them. I don't know why why winning with him. He's going to have a mushroom wind. He's put him in there and for that and almost auditing. I've ever had an apology after the seventies who brought it all up was. Ngo you hang on. Let's let's ray one and actually acknowledges choose here. I knew was him shortly after about. I meant the parents went into. We're a little bit mature and it was like more of a funny so your parents thought you were pervert. For seven years pretty much. We realized it was your older brother. Yeah that's stitch-up big stitch-up so that's the one where i didn't get ratted on but completely took the blame and even after a few days there was no. Maybe i'll go and say i'll had a mushroom wink letting energy god that so you were telling me that you had one regarding spike spray paint on the host. Well you're only person in history that painted my own house in graffiti foam. So i when i was i was a youngster and i went through not a phase i thought graffiti was coal and there was a a can of pint lying around the house and i walked out the front. I grabbed a spray painted graffitied. The brick wall the front of our house now for about twelve hours. Mom and dad finally saw i got torn a bit. Sudden are probably granted for a few weeks is this on the red brick now. This is if you're walking down the driveway. There used to be a brick wall that was next to a shed. And it's all being taken down. But yeah i mean i'm probably maybe the only person ever do that but that that's something that when you said you know that's happened. That came d'amato thought. You have to be pretty dumb day though. What did you write something. You has acadia little tags. Like little word. I forget what the word aside six i think. Five eight about ten. Yeah awesome. Why too young to even be cool anyway. Always try my best. But my best wasn't good enough and so your brother will. He would have been at seven and even he was probably out the fuck you doing fucking ass fuck. That's very good voices. Move onto the next segment twenty going twice. Got to widen out yet. Man walking this is Album segment more computer will turn on food now. Six toys last week. I thought that was very grim. Grim for you and i not cleaned up for some weird reason of made. Some purchases in sellers podcast. So i've got a stuck with one six toy this way i would do it but then i branched out about value for the podcast all today with your obsession with sex toys option to look the ladder. The first thing. I'm going to show you is a tent. Oh wow very excited about that. Well i haven't done much camping in my life. And i'd love to go camping with you but camping. And that's is that like a five been ten. We went camping. All that sucked. Because i didn't have a pillow and way were filming so we will. We weren't head spice to enjoy a so. We had a one man tent. You snored and from freezing cold. Cough good are now the description for this one boys is pretty massive. It sleep seven got fabric seven then the white. The white is thirty. 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What is it five. Hundred and fifty. Can you pause stuff chan. Plastic that is most of its ed. Jesus christ forgot to put the decimal five hundred ninety nine mark wondering well. He's ace five for the season. Going good until the six toys got me stuffed up last week. Yeah maybe try some different stuff. You made me put in his favor. What are your skills with guessing. Prices on things dan. Yeah you're the cure. What are you actually look need sacred skills we. I'm not good at that. A have actually. I do have a very good skill. Sacred is it and how skillful will apparently did do a bit of racist. Because we're going to talk about this. But i don't know if you guys know but i can spin a twenty cent coin for ran twenty four to twenty five seconds. What doesn't yeah. It's great fan yet today. The world records nineteen seconds or something recordholder waiting. Oh you're not. And then. And then. I've tried to look at hang on cifs. I doing it on what saw his coin. And it's not that much different on certain things that may be doing this up. You can't do this. Hundred percent can and is hang on. Hang on there's about three people that can back me up because he used to work all the time you can spin a coin on your finger now dot spin on a surface and it spins consecutively. I was picturing you. Like i think of saint anyone ever spent a coin on the house so confused so anyway what. I looked up the longest time. Aucoin has been spun until coming to complete. Wrist is nineteen point. Three seven seconds. Boy britain's scott day so really good at doing this yet. Guess what data on a two foot by three foot surface. He did his on a three by three foot. So the coins have to be a ten pence coin in great britain. Twenty five cents in the united states which is similar to like a twenty cent coin which all used better any coin news must have grooved edges. Twenty cent coin does the. Tom starts when the coins dot spinning. Which i did and come to a complete wrist. Which did you have. Were the stop watch This isn't a lot. Two thousand sane. Okay so you're out of practice. Yeah very but we talk on the phone. And i'm talking we did. This order everyday went in between customers. And it's the thing that i'm very good at home thinking about contacting someone how let's have a competition after the podcast little video and add as an extra because i wanna see you go to work. I need to know that you can if you cover me by four or five seconds. Then i'll start to believe one close. I'm not that not not. It is twenty twenty one who the fox go to twenty cent coin on having. That's a good could be on ballpoint diego's secret skill. I could be in the guinness world records. Sign if i can be but like you wouldn't make the book. Would you bring the book every year. And i include the most interesting ones hang on. This one probably doesn't get in. There are no. you're trying to be offensive. But he had good. I am like. I'm be front page material smashing a world record by four seconds. If you just to. If you go into the book salangi's we're having a big angie's rick own to know your skill. I actually haven't got anything sacred but so are you just tell people shot so but did used today something. When we were on family holidays. I used to have this little tiny calculator carry around with me. And i'd a mom and dad and my brother and sister. I'm so good at maths. Now give me anything you want me to answer any multiplication division whatever and that throw numbers at me and i'd be like punching twenty seven fifty or whatever that's bad one in eight hundred six and they'll be like whoa gimme. A six is. Give me a six times. Multiplication brought six times seventy five four hundred and fifty. You probably is as as a frequent numbers you know. Why goes it's football. Yeah so i mean. I think my skill and everyone knows because i tell them especially what i'm at drinking is grand final scores. Norm smith medallists. Brown i med lists and i had this other really weird one. I don't know if you guys can do it. You don't turn a game on and you see like the game straight away. All immediately know what granitz at just by looking at like grass growing grass. I can't explain how and annoy there'd be people listening going maybe canoe that two or maybe they can't because i'm just a frank but i just know with cricket as well so like if someone's rolling down the wicket to bow just by the pitch i can tow although i have been thrown off lightly with the new drop in wickets and like the new stadiums like the applying up stadium in. Wi fucks with my head. Cut that like if you're watching a guy and it's at the mca and someone's like oh calling. What applying fuck and whoever we're talking about zoom dean shotley. I'm not talking about la. If i can is the blimps in the and i'm not talking about the great southern stain i'm talking about like someone's just mocked the bow and there's close in short. It's today with the lauding. Obviously maybe who's plying all that sort of stuff. The mice useless skill is useless but it needed to be mentioned. That guy can. We just proved the point and up. I want you to tell me what the grand final school was in. Two thousand and four Hundred and fifteen to seventy three port defeated brisbane norm smith medallist barn picket kicked three goals. Eight thousand nine thousand nine. I was there behind the goals city. And i did a sixty eight. He had a really good look at the gross headed norm smith. Chapman are one last one hundred ninety nine nine nine nine one twenty four adding on those moment faded calton norm smith shannon. Grant your fucking break. But i can't guy that keep the the little kid that was on the phone. He's accepted accepted him. He's exactly what you'll parents expected you to bait your parents into thinking that your job. I hit a big wall and the vol- is the one that spine it correct light. Id's further back than that. I started to get a little bit rattled. Bought the schools because you yes correct. That's such a good point norm. Smith started in nineteen seventy nine. So all those. But i'm really bad with like if you say you know who won was the score in the two thousand and sixteen grand final. I would be more hesitant with that than something in the nineties. Because i prefer are more passionate about like all at school. Nones football when i was a kid obsessed. Well at least this is a skill you can over on. that doesn't care about the fans. I appreciate that very few people will ever be out of wrong so you could ask me one dan. Two thousand fifteen okay. Eighty seven to sixty two and he's wrong fucking barn road. West coast norm smith zero. They hate fuck ya. He's not in the rooms me all the time. Most of the times is near. Because you're imagine making this over. Who is this guy moving on. I'm going to do next game. Which is one of my favorite song. Dancing thanks you love your. Dancing duncan are now until you have this hidden somewhere. Didn't even know the answer. The answer hope. I remember this bad last on last time. We tried to go with a you answer. Then you have to wait for the other person. Just answer when you actually think you don't cake jumping ripping on aircraft on or god. Here we go up. I was born thirty. Th of december nine hundred fifty seven. I'm struggling. I attended strathmore high and graduated in nineteen seventy five. Where's that eddie mcgraw. No but a good guess later studied drama and media at the melbourne state college and graduated with a bachelor of education degree in nineteen seventy hogan. I just wanted to contribute my acting. Career career began in one thousand. Nine hundred four. Hugh jackman now. He's younger than that. I was in two episodes of prisoner and in noni ninety five appeared on the skit. Show the eleventh hour. Oh nicole kidman. I am a man. Fifty percents gone. I have a weekly one hour radio segment on melbourne radio station. Three i w i love your student. Good girl i was nominated for most popular actor in two thousand and three two thousand four two five after nar great guests. I love that. Yeah used to nine hundred ninety one. I joined the team of fast forward. The two seasons. Eric bana read psalms. I've also appeared on full-frontal in one thousand nine hundred. I became the panelists on a weekly television. Show called the panel. I've also worked on such shows as thank god. You're here. I'm bill glasson. I'm best known. My role rose on catherine came and he'd been is russell koi does start. That's time that's the name on the show you've got to give you actual actors all not good at these shade china words about him on my gold rushes written off. Glenn glenn isn't it. Is it just me this site. yes at least. If it's going. Glenn glenn sled love weekly nine glenn so dumb. You actually said this thing last week what is the what does this stop with these last night. Come on with to be honest with you off forgotten next on the bottom of the pay noodles. Now you gotta guess you get. Oh i get it. Oh my god come on that often business Fuck me half-point. Age now all because i was already saying all issued benches before. She doesn't matter. I'm going about the issue real name. That was started out. And i'll have to give back the i'm sorry also. I think we're horrible this. Do you know normal person would have got that after a lot. I i actually usually right at the end. Because i didn't want to be to say i took it off. Things audie uncomfortable. He's bad maybe something he's rawson and i knew that wasn't wrought so then when you asked me for his last night you turn me off fucked me up so never again. Globally canning this subject. Is that what we do canning subjects. It's good but like we just do an i felt next time just for you. Do you want from nodding seventy eight norm. Smith are you know it wasn't introduced to seventy nine good on all my paperwork still everywhere are we yet. We were talking on two weeks ago. About what is illegal. That shouldn't be yes. Have you got anything that annoys you. That you can't do. You think shouldn't be illegal. I think popular one is marijuana. But i'm go the other way so you don't like people think it should be legal But i'm saying no i mean it's legal should be illegal for people if it's in the right hands so you think casual you cardis. Everyone be getting high and fucking aiding junk food and doing falko mainline. When i used to get high. Like i did nothing i was saw not productive. I just think if it was legal to everyone they would be would have huge problems huge repercussions everyone would be fucking lazy eye that everyone's going to do it just because it's leg. Yeah and the other thing is everyone already is lazy like you think about people. People go into shops point. Serve stations and shot in the spent three times the amount on something when they could go to a shopping center and save mocking. Get shape people. Lazy people want go get work thinly. They'll find a way off two hundred dollars a week. The the reason i brought this. I'd just get annoyed when people act is wade is innocent so i like people all you know wade. Wade's foreign like spike wait. Everything's cool weight. Correct all of his positive stuff and no one's ever bad badmouthing wade. Let's not pretend that wade has a lot of negative effects. it does. that's one getting at. I'm not saying ban wade on passionate about this. This is more about may getting annoyed at the the general public opinion in other one that annoys me is when some untrusted justified. Wade's done for someone. That's sick successful. They'll be or but brought that that song or did that movie whilst wait it's like yeah but like that's probably even why he wrote maybe bremer spicer but there's probably a lot of other contributing factors to why he's been successful correct. I'm not going to walk down to fucking hack in west and knock on the door. Some bonds mike and get like a hollywood trial maybe out of his fucking true that anyway. But what about you guys. I have a problem withdraw. Don't lock it draws on I think i think it draws on is a little bit of a sad place like a lot of draws draws zones because someone's ruined it for us before correct. But i feel like on a said. I not or like a popular tom like a weekend. Mike adr semi draws on where it's monited and if you being a decade you get a phone and you're out well a lot of people fuck up things for other people because this oh shit we draw a forty in a forty on because that forty nine is in place for the worst fucking driver out there. Yeah it's fucking idiot doesn't know how to drive. That's why we do. Forty and forty. Do you know what is ten on. This conversation is what should be illegal smoking in a car. A hot ember with a window deandre with the variety of wind coming in that can knock it onto your lap whilst you travelling at one hundred on a highway and they expect you to deal with that as better slow down and indicate not ever doing amber. What about consuming food in a car while drawing like you know how they saw hot on using foreign honest and you're looking at one. Eight inferred reaching dan light. How is that so different. That's third easily. Yeah i think it is ailing furtively and i think this is driving. Change my mind. one thing. That should be legal. I think we should get someone that works in the police force to clear out some alcohol in while driving you legal open container but you have to be under the limo inventory victoria to legal so it has come at work because what we're in a different style. I won't because too many people had one of these open while driving victoria. in fact up Maybe that's it then i. If there would be a big list for sure you've got the illegals not not at all. Happy aren't happy with the rose law f- he's too busy with kids to care. It's actually not. I'm not gonna say kate going. Ooh what do you think that. Maybe it should be legged with three against the wall if he's not sleep at counterpart joy that we love kids well too much a like this one a lot because again. I'll have a good story tom. She should listen to your parents when you didn't used to get told to listen in school and i wasn't really sure why my parents were telling me that but now do yeah because if you listen you end up doing youtube videos the rest of your life. So that's why that's my one thing to take away from. You feel your parents really tell you to the end dot e you know. I'm taking the pace but like man. I did not listen in school. What was your first well in school are. I was literally had obsessed with sport. That i was writing down lists of cricket teams that were going out to play at lunchtime on the school level so while house in class. I'm actually preparing a legitimate cricket game for the boys to go outside have to batting lineups and we'd go out there and we play like a test match. That's the worst half alone. Saw four months it was. It was brilliant. Unlike five lunches would be like you five day test. It was brilliant that in in high school that got replaced with a a video. A movie that i was mike and coach shenanigans which was sort of like the start of more like production career. Yeah so i was caught up in making this movie running all these skits. So i'll just go in and out of class or oregon appeared in hospital where i didn't do anything for two weeks when i say anything i mean like like pender piper sorta stuff that i did nothing and i was just so caught up in making this film and everyone in the year knew about it like hallmark. Like when's the movie. I didn't have a car law. Since one of my life might had one year left gauze that gets kept behind the he was like seventeen his piece. He's very cool. We went out on weekends and we would film stuff and across it off the list and the movie ended up getting completed. Still got it on. Dvd we need to watch it at the time. I thought it was an amazing edit but since stampede obviously richie being involved in have good he is with his. Editing are realized of to point those how port was but first time it was very good. We've covered you. Have absolutely i mine was when i was five. We went to a farm only to the getaway where we stayed at a farmhouse in their meal of the of the lambs stopped screaming. Yeah i think so. What didn't stop screaming. The dog that got stepped on by a care they farm dog. It was a little fox terrier little tiny dog soon. As i got the parents said. Don't talk to the dog stepped on black. How has a very slow back a couple of days. You've got to audit. I must have been an ace along. Wake or something we were there like a few days and you cracked like fuck off to touch just forgot and they ruin the sangha boy naked chin away from the farm or whatever dog came up to me and i'll wait stripe down the back of its neck. Good doggie and it just buying bang bang. Bang it'd be four times on the face. And all i can remember. It was just walking with red. Omar is causing off piecing that with blood. Like i'm talking braid said fox terrier little tiny things. Little box wasn't listening. So haven't you got bitten by what was it a cash affect anyway. Yeah i mean it's a small dog but always just as small year not very beagle for your and walk. Select twenty minutes blood. Is i remember opened up the door. And then just four adult screaming in panic saying where were you don. Don't yeah anyway i saw. I didn't listen to the dog so for all this kid. Yeah about the dog because otherwise you have a mug this. You don't have scars. i'll show you them light. Open doing the coin game little little bit. They're they're i can't see shit funding. Say i say i'll give you. I'll give her on a close outlet on annex favorite game. Say genuine answer this week and you is wrong. I'm telling you that much rodney telling you start living the cold. Richard exclusively living the code. Oh what are you go. I in the sound. I yep breaking go. I brought up the alley. Want you to have this question on. Rather him have cannot do that. I'll just speak do you do. Who's gone mark. Mikey gone named three members of the royal family harry. Charles diana isn't because she got divorced for starters and she's dead. Yeah but like. I think i'm going to buy it to him. because she she was a member of the biz. I we're going to go upstairs so we can have a look. What are we with this. Because we'll use kepa jake heading you're gonna give him the i'll tell you what she's dead. She died in a car. Accident is not part of the family. Are you being in big man sacrificing over big man. I'm good on. You might feel like the audience is going to be split. And i'd like to see where they fit in jet named three ways three ways a fire can start for. Oh my god. I had this happen to your head. This happened to me last week. He's hitting it happens. What are you supposed. Site have slide. A match and i would have been lost on gone match. Lauder glossing lauda match power back. Let's love fight. Looks what do you want. Duncan is chatting. I assume this question is targeted. It sort of active movies. All my this roy. Nine three famous doctors harry. Nothing harry harry. A good one for falko had we met and That one's a little bit conspicuous because they help us decide to random surnames of people. That i didn't know and we would have good up a but someone from a town. Same day someone. That don't even even saying fucking grey's anatomy right. That would have been perfect. Richard name three red foods. Tomato capsicum and chile all. That's a big bengal. They're going to apple yet. One three two one one and you have a word to the first question you forget. I had the royal family. Which was wrong and i had the doctor question and that was also very raw. Talk to harry well. I can't wait for your brian to exploit on this. Three animals or birds beginning with the lettuce. See million charm and your. Brian exploded before he's the will like a chatswood. Cats podcast david. I am sorry but the poco mon. What was the question. Three nine animals birds beginning of the animals. You know what threw me off when like like the noises meant trim mcbride extra sick of help you get my last month. That's you got more more one more. Well jas say almost scattered. God what happened to you. Not much are up name. Three boys names beginning with the letter. This you're going to start the clock. Simon sam and sally stay all you didn't get it. I would every one that rick's had caught on love and everyone that i've had our economy would have gone on. It'd be better on the donkey. That's asking me questions to the audience. Maybe you want us to get them wrong. You guys were just so bad that it's fucking five seconds ten would be. Yeah that's the fun part of it. We're at a tomboy so we're going to have to wrap this up so i just like to say yes. If you want to say the video saw this and You wanna say the what is four seconds of something and all of us are extremely good looking people so you should have every reason to do that video version way better on really wanna say the reply of you'll face off and he's vices. Lasted questions because i think all of us had about fifteen brian thoughts. But yeah if you guys want to say all that stuff bryan cats. The cats beautiful cats run over to the youtube. We'll have the whole thing out there and On instagram as well and so dan nine nine the cats. We've got the black one. We're going to do my own. Everyone this is dunkin hates the one that usually hangs around. He loves the one boy is anyway. Now la knowledge the other cat. She's she obviously not a huge fan of the podcast. She might need some welcoming airways by the way not all bad again each ahead. Rick is literally allergic to cats on a chat with cats podcast. And you have to have antihistamine before every and even that is lost. Yeah i've had fun. It's been good. It has been good with us. We will see you next week next week. Thanks cause that was.

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Episode - 1

Chats With Cats Podcast

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Episode - 1

"Good morning good afternoon. Good evening wherever you are wherever you're listening from. Welcome to the chats with cats podcast. Rick and. I'm joined here by dan. My good friend mark who of just nine for a few weeks magical to lakes. It's been good for me. jesus garcia. He's i've never seen someone drawn throat. The markle niffer sentence constructing are all. Anyway you had a few things that you wanted to talk to the. Yeah why not get started of how to interesting week win for run on this. I not and i don't know what it is bad subway but i'll get. Lots of pain is on subway. When i eight subway and it always makes me shit without file. So is this. I go for a run then. I have subway over. Boston is side. White about two o'clock stopped for lunch drawing back from millicent to allied and at eight o'clock or started running down to macara from works. I run down the hill back way to blackwood hostile. And obviously we've played indoor sports there or had to running and asking me fucking plays put into it. After that i just did are being clear wasn't plummeted and the ride and i was doing the penguin for the rest of the i had to walk the rest of the way oh old white amp of audit like that at all. He ever someone that you're driving along and there's a guy that looks like he's got to cramps in his hamstring's walking down the street. I haven't seen it. But i've experienced at hates myself. It's bad when you and it's it's definitely one of those things where you know you're so close that your body almost starts to let go wasn't close four kilometers away stew. Oh it was the worst anyway. That was more wake up to Well all had an episode on my head. I'd rashes fucking head because the cats probably maybe rundown maybe sleep. Maybe no no answers no idea but anyway. What does the doctor said. He said at some sort of dermatitis never had more so what have to just move on just shampoo this special shampoo and then that's it is like our go to the doctor and then i'll have this cleared up into as turns out that's a three to six month thing. It's just you live with your dog. Give the shampoos two dogs dan when they have the the rashes. Let's it's going to be your law. Yeah eating dog food now. I'm not going to do that. Can't not with the cats are in now to start off with a segment. That i thought would be good. Just so people can get to know what we're like maybe if we're truthful auto or whether or not good people truthful truthful truthful so if all the cats at through person overnight the cat sitting on my run three shape so maybe rick introduces or right. Well contemplating the best or worst lawyer ever told him a month a little bit time. But i went through a period ten years ago. Something about where. I wasn't drinking and used to go out and socialize. Stu quad lawton. Was that ten years ago. Wasn't it was six seven. Why did you lie. I forgot how how long not drinking or for eighteen months. No drinking a fan every tomo go at people would come up to you go. Why are you drinking. And you tell them the truth and like you're a loser. Would you know so sick. I feel any guilt because they drinking. You're doing the right thing. So i started telling people that doctors told me i'm going to die for cape drinking. I've got a little stockton. People agree and there. Are you doing the right thing. So i guess what. I'm just doing it. Because i want to do about this lauder third mutola. You're probably just drunk and forgot. I don't remember being yet. And you sign that to me or suppose live with your new and ask you dumb question. What about you you go. Well ahead a story. The kind of mom when it doesn't exactly match up with the law but it was a story that happened A few years. Back at saracens on a tuesday or thursday. Do you remember what not saracens was popular and honestly don't think i ever went very good because it sucked because a young crowd in Friendly with his go one thing that another she said. You wanna come back to my house. I said absolutely so. He went back to the You know back maybe four five. It was alight one anyway. Did all that fun. Wake up the next day and On a bit of a sweater like odd. I'm a huge sweater. So when working up sorta go. I'm really sweaty right now. This doesn't feel quite wrought. Summer wasn't even that hard so this this is a bit weird but i'm just going to accept that i'm sweating. Whatever and i get into bit of small talk with forget. Her name sounds bad. But we'll probably not mention it but this is going so Getting small talk and she says you feel free to have a shower after sex in the morning. This is in the morning. I would have happened. You know five six hours ago broken up and she says you feel like having a shower and i go now completely on and she goes. She insisted that i had a show. Why are you pushing the thing and then suddenly realized as the smell sodded to lingga that this was not sweat i was lying in a bed of her urine and i was covered from top to tie in her piece. Hardened and i was like okay on a show but i don't want to have peace. It was piece. I didn't want to offend. Didn't really pissed the bed all show. I just suddenly went from. Maybe aren't really show. It's a kid. That's a good idea. Whereas the pow like getting in the show law show the pace of myself said cli and left but when you got up for shale was there a big patch on the bed or you just couldn't tell i honestly just got up and just jumped into the showers. Quick as i could when are realized at that point in time that we were dealing with the slack everything collided and you try and always lot h. We would tacked so if you get to drive. You know you might what the bed. The may not aren't on a certain day. Dan thing you're one of those people memory that rumor that nah in I guess anyway. So yeah that was one on never Have forgotten okay. Forget if she didn't actually wear the bid. What if you had just ten. Am she could have had lost. Waste are pissed myself. It was it was pissed on now. I pool man. I actually again gone a little off the fact that it wasn't law but it wasn't law so i woke up one morning and this should have been two thousand four so this is a long time ago. This is pushing is hanes. And that's yuck to think about actually is yeah. I thought i had to piece really bad. So i turned on the shower and now i'm gonna. I'm just gonna piece in this year so gotten the pissing and after i finished pissing a still felt like i needed to peace rube. Ed clicked after. I started trying to clean myself. That one of my testicles was missing. It had going up into my body somewhere. It's a real thing. And i actually on my stomach wall and after womb shell got to some muscles popular and it was like not hate painful but more relief than this like it was fought so anyway. 'cause odd spent so long in the shower. I was definitely like for work soil. Light la mega twenty minutes. Because i'm sitting there going up. What the fuck just happened. This is this is not normal. It's definitely not normal. It's not normal. Nine confirmed and so i got out the shower and i'm sitting there thinking lot like amazed. We'll call off and i'll just tell them what happened like going to understand that. Maybe you need to take twenty minutes. Eddie loft to deal with a loss disappear and twenty minutes halfway through the phone. Call on. Walk a little bit light. I just had a share. My testicle was missing and it became so awkward for the manager that there were like jumping to more defense wondering how many days off i wanted not wanting to come to work light and i thought you know what just have the afternoon off to sort it out and then yeah so i got the day off even though always fun but it's not the more personal private and uncomfortable the issue exactly the more willing management give you a dial exactly so i didn't need the day off but i used the best situation to lie to get a day off up slightly. Foreign was gonna do nothing with that day off not even mentally. So how long did you have one testicle half three months late to shell. Well his an interesting one. You had one. I've had three. And i had three for about this. Is this is true. I had three testicles for a good two years code in england hernia and what it is is when the intestine breaks through the stomach lining of us yet and and what happens is the intestinal on droops. Down into the testicle sac and pretty much forms. A lump of boll and depending on how bad you have it depends on how big it is so my testicles and then on some occasions this there was that much intest on route down that much had fucking ruby. Gripe for the big win the league. When was this to full. It was about. I is what they do simple operation. I put some netting in there just to stop it from coming down but it got to a point where it it can become dangerous particularly if you're applying lot contact sport. If you hit that things can yeah. Things can go bad. so the inguinal hernia. The three bows testicles. You learn something every once you've had one three to have to averaging answer seventy six. Let's move on boys. What are we next because this cat on melissa things so account say what we're doing introduce it. I'm well. I was watching the twenty twenty cricket the other day and i was absolutely blind away. It was a strident new zealand game at a very small level and i was looking at the under six market and i think it was at about fifteen point five. So yeah the tight. The over the under thirty three sixes were hit iman manga in one. Game twenty twenty two thousand twenty strategy new zealand now. I've always wanted rick dan. It's time to talk about something that's been on my mind for a long time. Now craig bohl was a might out of. It's how it's made out of a rock. It's a rock. It's it's it's odd right now. We we had an unfortunate incident. A few years back with phil hughes we. We miss feel great talent early. Fill dodd because phil was hit with a cricket ball. Was he wearing protection. Yeah it's as simple as he was wearing everything he gets hit and he does at the cricket twenty twenty. Let's go twenty twenty. You're averaging ten eleven twelve sixes per match these things that a small depends on So these guys at a smacking sixes into the crowd now. What sort of people are we dealing with. Guard of the cricket paste idiots his. It's women slightly sexist kids you know old men you know maybe reading the newspaper. Who's even concentrating half the time of the cricket like how many people guarded the cricket not for the cricket but just a lot of people there. It's a raising to get pissed. Have fun you know. Half of them neither roles. Let's be honest. You've got this missile travelling into the crowd. You know ten fifteen times a match. Why are we not seeing more injuries. I one hundred percent when the ball goes into. The crowd is travelling at over one hundred kilometers per hour. That you you know when you see a flat six. Do you know what the commentators coca cola at crag kayla bang bang and what do they call it a crowd killer because it should be killing people in the so when you say a boat travelling in always everytime fumbles around and throws back like. Why is that person. They're not unconscious or being taken to hospital a lot more injuries and this would apply to baseball. But i don't know the statistics behind how many i'm rob runs get hit. I think have something to do with the fact that this fifty thousand people have oh and putting people that are a little bit dumb or too engrossed in. They're doing like scholley. someone should have been eaten. Eboni imagine you're a coordinated person good enough to catch a six. Whatever if there's someone in front of us that has no idea what they're doing the bulk would be coming to you getting ready and this fucking Let's call It's margaret buddy. Margaret jumps up puts her hands up completely off blocks the view of the bow. She might get a fingertip on an all sudden. The direction of the ball goes from there to there. And you're dead. i'm i'm just. It's always amazed me why more people don't buy it is a very very very good all recognize an underbelly. Yes and the security got taika. People that have been hit the back. Yeah in the tar sands catch it all the time. He's on something. But what if this could be a thing or obviously not the torrens but uram. You've got a broken nose. You've got a fraction shake biden. This is a bad look for the game. We're going to quickly whiz you off away. Get you the rhode island hospital. Let's not it doesn't make the pipe is like other people that are getting injured that we just we just don't hear about it. Well let me go one step further on a smaller gran and especially somewhere where you guys are probably plied. How many times have people hit the ball into the road on a six and cars traveling. Sixty what i'm talking to you make this move on. Yeah it never hits. The car doesn't fucking we. It's like bermuda thing that anyone. Yeah i think we're up to. Can you get the cat smoke. It's chats with blogging. As you can tell. I'm very passionate about crowd. Sixes and people not doing all see someone. I just want to say it happened just so i know it's possible. Well margaret fucking drop. The catch can margaret. Boys got a segment he did. I i think you guys are going to enjoy ongoing to enjoy it. But basically i'm going to show you an autumn on the computer hear anyone that's watching the actual video that we'll say the pump it up on the screen to see it. So if you're listening to the podcast. Pedro actually subscribe to at tiktok instagram. Or you absolutely of three autumn's here and it's just a three in the first autumn. Whoever guesses closest to what sells for wins. The point. if you get you pretty much what we're gonna play the third anyway We're going to go ahead the first one. It's a sex doll. Sixto coming out locker win this one. Yeah very very experienced in this area lane ford for me and have a look at this point. Have a look. Yeah is realistic are outside the only other thing i'm gonna give you a pop and the picture is a description. What's it might out of. Well all it says is six flesh. Diana tra- law flock partial sex dole. That's all it says in the description. Okay now. We can't in like influence. One another guesses so we wrote it down. I think so. Yeah now. I'm gonna give you all of this stuff. I'm guessing my data silicon. It's not like that. It's going to be made out of concrete. Yeah now they using quality materials can tell by just the nipples glad. We cleared that up. I think i'm gonna go. Well here yielded one yesterday. Shipping was a rip off. It's coming in two weeks. Hey discover you. This comes with a free gift by the way is it doesn't tell me that just as a free gift or unlucky you'd go michael one. I don't think it's something that's going to be cheap. But i think it might go for six hundred fifty dollars six fifty locked in six hundred dan. Oh well we're both perverts. We well your other really close really far off or smack on camera. I think it's going to be more be over grant. So why didn't you. When i wrote my figure that actually this is our boys shop. Saying yeah solves. It sells for fifteen ninety nine. It's a sixteen hundred dollars six toy daily nathan expensive. Can you stick you dick in it for six hundred bucks one hundred percent. That's exactly what it was mindful or you'll one doesn't even have a head on our could've at least put like a fucking angelina jolie. Looks like there's no coddling a dick six six so you having sex with some of the extremely disabled there's a market for. Yeah there is the number one client web. Saudi oil number two is the love bought. Love ball is dave. We're love boat. Love it says alzheimer sodastream. Even know it's like an item rotation masturbated that's what it says. I'm going to give you something in my process. Ryan jove my hokey. Because i think it's something you're interested says love bots beat it. Eight inch rechargeable rotating. Mass divider doesn't adding i each rechargeable rotate to the future. I saw so. I want you to have a going. What are you reading rodin brought in. So what are you. Stick your taking bicycling and then roy tights items. Let's put the price up. It's a pretty big vision of Yeah i four ninety nine four all. I said three fifty well. Let's have a look in this. It actually says one sixty nine dollars is good. That's a good price he sold. He devoid that items. That are rotated. Just twelve bilas fifty rotating now. Because i'm actually glad you not even getting close on this. It means that you don't know you six. We're doing better than the other week. Well last one. It is a flesh lot of what a flesh lot. What's this about you stick you for trump just like a just a vagina box just lord box and then what you. It's more fun things in the dock as well. Now it's just a tube that you stick it again feature although let's move onto the description if there's no go on the dark fate on across plummets flesh lot nicole. Aniston fit masturbate. I knew that guy was familiar. Should be taught ten in my list of opponents. Those very very taty woman can make fund you list. We can talk about it. We will move on raw data. Prospal is on what you think. The flesh lot is going for one. Twenty one twenty on on on on. Ross one nineteen ninety nine. Oh three from three saw one cent offset. That's pretty much what i think. He knows his flesh. Fuck favorite when you said we were doing sex toys Tonight i was on the internet for three hours. Just going through everything well. They jokes saw that was. That's a bloody good guess. Slutty good valley. Top wouldn't have done that now that we know that you're quite sick so as we won't be gone through your draws never bought one but maybe now now the time is right. Suddenly thirty single one. Well let's move on to an excellent. Which i'm talking about early and my head in the rashes. Everything googling your symptoms. Yes always google. Muslims and i know this has now become a thing. You say symptoms. Funny hinton lift. It's the bundy with zero. Sugar probably is but it is the best or worst thing you can do because sometimes when you google it's like oh that's love got to do is get some elevator on it and that's fix someone or something like that but if it's something like hang on just stop percy if you're googling what to do for symptoms you've got someone you're retired was an example. I mean it could have been a basting or spa bottle something like that. That's what i was getting anyway. How many times have you gone go google. Something was wrong and have something like aids or all the time. It's the thing. Isn't it when i had more left. So i'd inguinal. Hernia are always thought. I had testicular cancer. And you. didn't you scared way before you went scared. Very fact isn't it. It's like the worst thing you can do. Google i've thought of had cancer for fought arms like an is no way out of it like oh i have a is it not. Oh you've got you're going to have a heart attack you bad everything to go to your doctor stride up your doctor dr mana. I am if something's wrong. You got to your doctor. So you want google thing. We have the same doctor that we did. we did. He say fun from india. Yeah but he's the best. He is right for laugh. See almost recommending. Don't have to be sold at book. An appointment to the doctor. So anyway i wanted to move onto another game and it's called. Five seconds of something are sorry. I am of this game is to give me three correct answers in the fog chickens that this little toy gave you once. I put now only flip it over once. Read out the question so you get full fox and it makes it really co noise when you turn it. Does it makes all. That's going to throw you off. sorry again. i'm going to be three. h you got hold pins. Very fidgety are three questions. H is going to have a running tally. So now dan over this season or episodes we do for this year. I'm going to tell you up all these games and points. I'm going to the winner. And how many rounds replying. Just three three okay. So who wants to go first on. Okay rick can richard. Could you name three animals. You would not want as a pit catfish in a dog donkey. What did he get that. They're not a catfish a feeding. Don't talk cat. Because i'm allergic so stupid that i'm even sitting here fish. Did i always saw very fast and donkeys. Just put up too big. I thought he's said catfish so happy. You'd already wanted to two to three kids. Catfish we wouldn't want one of those e are up pretty easy one nine three places that begin with the letter s switzerland swayed in scotland one h. richard nine three animals that live in the cold penguins and a moth. Don't you love the last right. You just have to say anything along not for months. That's thought but if that's due to solve that i wasn't easy not easy but moth Dump our hope he gets one wrong. Move mark name three numbers that add up to one hundred hundred. Get storage get that. What are you may leads. Twenty five twenty four twenty six and fifty old radio at up to one hundred twenty fifty. All okay yeah misunderstood mathematics. Something that's freely of having a best one ever when you try to fuck and sit and muster leaving the code. That's poorly worded question. I know i should say like nine me. Two different numbers that can add up to a hundred. You know what i mean so you could be like fifty fifty twenty five twenty five twenty five. Unfortunately i didn't the ball game so we'll move on. Where did you get. This guy doesn't know are one on one rome. H name three places. You should wish shorts adelaide in summer and football playing football. still some. that's right it's hot summer. Now your award that. I've had a really good tom. Thank i made this fucking data. Yeah it's pretty. Ac my sunday that thing is supposed to answer within the false ninety three things you might find in a rubbish skip. Pifer bag towel and clothing. Doing what did you about that pretty average but there. Yeah bag so hungry. Jack's escape put it in the beam. It's going in this. He's not wrong. The problem blah. I would to h. How are the one on the second round and rick had two months living account. Okay i'm gonna carry this on you. You've done well to each never. This is something you wanted to talk about. How do people or us reacting a scary situation now. I was assuming this was like when you get in a fought when someone tries of tech. Maybe you ghost something crazy happens. Is that what you mean. Yeah had a interesting scenario number years ago when all through growing up my sister used to just come at an hour and scammy and it still lives with me to this dialogue gays. The bejesus adamy thinking. Someone's around the corner about to walk around. But i guess in light of law of probably taken it to the next level on a few occasions and this is one of them. Say remember not that long. After i moved allied. We were in this tiny little unit. And i was walking around inside the house trying to find. My sister is up here. No braun this is. We must sister tony. Little two bedroom thing in benzon anyway. So i'm walking around not there couldn't find anybody new show. Hi this is really strange so a walked outside and so snuka doorway and then it's the driveway he so you walk out the door. They're go around the corner right so i've walked outside and turned around and she scared me and my response to that was punched in the throat. You smasher a fucking sweet second. Yeah she's like saying like how. I run the kiss control and by the tom actually copters way too but by the time it actually hit. I was wall in united soon as soon as i might contact like. She's just doing what she's always done. From a whole law she's scared the shit ademi and his payback of twenty five years potentially fill really bad afterwards little bit group. My nah you know one of those things. It's just a reflex fuck. Yeah i'm i'm terrible when august get like. Let's say i see a fight in front of me. i'm not someone to like. He break breakout bringing up. I get stuck. Like i'm just a lot of your feel more. I don't know what to do office tight. It takes. Brian like probably two and a half minutes to realize that you know watching a movie and it's real life lock it just. It's a long fought off in the elite often and whatnot bad on very bad when it comes to anything like that and when people start on me or whatever i just have any ma skinny accomplished start on you just last time you start on probably seven leagues off. Well the last memory had and this is a bit of a story in Going back to two thousand fourteen rich you know. I would traveling youtube starting to explore so we thought let's go to america. Do a few brand deals. Anyway we booked all accommodation and the worst accommodation. The we booked on this trip happened to be in. Miami really wasn't looking forward to toews. We thought let's let's try and save some money here. So he robbed up diane. We arrive with their bags. Something's not right. The hotels kind of empty go. I approach us really know scar spanish accent and he tells us we have Like a leak or there's something wrong within like an electrical fault within the hotel. You can't stay here legally but what we've done with booked avila for you to stay in all no extra charge upgrade. This wasn't any upgrade we won't there was a war from the shitty hotel to the new one took us about five minutes rocked up. This place is a mansion. Like ten bedroom beautiful. And that's when he tells us. Justin bieber stayed here last year and it was the same villa where that story broadcast about him. Smoking too much way on trashing the road crashing. The rooms did about twenty thousand dollars worth of damage anyway so we woke up to the bedroom and he says this is the room baby was meant to tell you. This is the one he started. So we're fucking lawing signed bed. Baber was in sign toilet. We're taking shits in the same toilet baby shitting in like a few months with thinking great. We looked enemy. Say these two. English go as pilots gain wearing shitty board shorts and it was funny because you knew exactly that they had the same hotel that we had a toast with eggs. I just looked so paul it was. It was hilarious. Anyway we go at the first night and everything's going on with this really dodgy bar cheat assads to go home early as usual so i'm there by myself. Stodgy guy comes up to me A sort of thought he was trustworthy. But as you found out later he wasn't he convinced me to go to this. This shitty club all the way to the other side of miami to this new club this like three or four in the morning so we go there and i'm starting to get a bad vaud. He becomes less friendly. And i'm starting to think you know i'm by myself. I'm in a bad area of miami. What am i doing. It was very surreal. I looked to my left. Say the miami heat basketball study. I'm just thinking while this is so cold like This is america. We walk in. The whole bah is just so rundown just like the other one full of on the on the white guy there just full of african americans. Anyway i go into the toilet and as soon as i go into the toilet knock on the door bounds knocks on the door. What are you doing. I'm just taking a piss thought. Just just whatever. You're doing here bro. i'm just doing drugs sex. Hey thought. I was probably doing drugs but there was. There was a weird connection between the guy that brought me there and the bouncer was like you want another. What's going on here anyway. Go to buy a drink. This hate people staring at me. I'm lot are really feel uncomfortable. And like on the odd one out here like this just doesn't feel right anyway. Half an hour goes by go back into the toilet. Same thing happens again anyway. This time he kicked me out takes me outside and holds up a bag of coke. He says he found in my pocket. And i go. no you didn't. He says yes. I did and this is where the god that took me to. This bar comes in and back him up right so now i realize that he's teaming up with this bouncer to try and get me in trouble. Banged up and no shit and the direct quote. This bouncer was cups coming the cups coming in twenty minutes. And you'll go to jail for possession of cocaine in less you go to the ibm inside arab. Just there and withdraw three hundred bucks so now realize this guy's tie can make from miami to dodgy area miami point bay where i'm alone and can't do shit to get made withdraws hundred bucks so stop thinking annoyed with him about today. I need to get outta here. I'm not paying this decade hundred bucks right. I looked down and guess what my shoelace is undone. Somewhat kyw i'm gonna have to do mature lice up but if i do it up. What does that suggest. I'm about to run so vendetta. i'm doing that. Michelle is and he says. You know you're not gonna run. I what i just want to pay you guys the three hundred dollars and everything will out so i i do what my shoe lice. And i'll just remember walking slightly to the. It am with him in the balances. They're and i looked to my left and as opportunity to run and i iran is fast as i could and i just remember thinking. I'm in miami. A lot of people carry guns right. That would on running. And i'm literally writing for the gunshots. I don't know if he had a fucking gum and like what he was going to do. An honest remember ten. Oh because also drunk obviously takes the the edge off a bit. But i was petrified. I was very scared hot. And on so i was running. I was running and looked on then. I may fast rana one hundred eleven point two seconds. No big deal. Play on the wing in the i blackwood so i'm running and i look around. He's about thirty meters behind me. I can him chasing me. A look around again fifty meters. I'm developing a gap. Obviously fast of the new city. It i kept on running remember. I don't know where. I am a hit in a car park behind a car for about five minutes and the whole raisin i was there behind this was just to get my breath back just heart pumping like i was ridiculously like panicked and worried that this guy could find me and anything could happen. North gun whatever. I remember getting my birth back enough and i left and i won't pass slighty and she tried to ask for help and she just was not interested. Remember bad area for i am in the morning. Some uranium help me real quick anyway quickly. Went to get a water at this random. Seven eleven ninety two cents for this water as i'm lining up day hydride at his hell. I'm lining up to pay and a native drinks so unscrew. It and i start drinking and the guy on the looks amazing. Are you going to pay for that you for one. You can say that. Like i'm in trouble. I'm rattled on day. Hydrated sweating profusely. And this is ninety two cents. Shut up going to pay for the water. Paid for hopton cab. Luckily found a cab. He took me back to the justin bieber villa. Where i went inside a code. This girl that i was Saying at the time and told the whole story. I just told you guys and That was that went to bed. And i remember the next. I going to the basketball clippers replying. Miami and i said to the gamma on a ritchie. This story this is a big deal that happened on the holiday. And i gotta tell ritchie richie. The southern will need to tell you guys mocked. I'm already bad already. I what is that when you came in new making so much noise on the phone when you're exciting to the go off. And he just listened to the solar and i'll. I'll actually grateful that i didn't have to can regurgitate the story again. But that is the closest. I've honestly come to die. You know that story that halls actually like it that's all mice more intense zarema seven-story restore to one hundred percent risk of heard it before. Yes oh yeah very scary and not that just happening in your hometown but somewhat familiar with is the worst and our think it was a dumb decision to run but if i went and tried to withdraw three hundred dollars like i doubt that it would have just three hundred k. Once i had my car it wasn't three hundred. It was whatever i had on my god though going to take and now this is on holiday. Let's have some fun. Iq on memories. Hey yeah that's a. That's a scary. Luckily you've got up cheese voice. I'm like we have been. It's on one thing that i've told you about. Rick is every morning. Facebook reminds me. You've got memories to look back on at small. Most fucking hated is every time. I guaranteed is known posts over. What is fourteen fifteen years and i can guarantee eighty percent of our other cringe worthy of a bad person in my law. I don't wanna say or like just embarrassing. And i go through day sure. I delayed familiar a cleansing experience. I look back in two thousand and six facebook set you up to violate was like dan. Willesden is it'd be like walking down the hallway. It was fucking shit walking down the hallway arm. How long ago is this like two years ago. Just do you deal with on a daily basis. Because then i sometimes you send me good memories. It's rare that the great ones that we go get tom. Yeah the whole thing. About dan wilson knees or rig. Mclaughlin is yes. It's a real bad. Because i i actually got feis because a little bit light coming on but always what we doing sitting in a hacking on facebook. It was living a normal was living a normal life into social media to tom from tom. From las vegas. I think a lot of listeners might relate to this people. Don't want to get reminded about exco friends ex-boyfriends because you say memories that pop up in the morning many ex-boyfriends. Have you been remarkable. Oh fifteen so you know you wake up. You want to start your day fresh on a good night. He's a memory issue with you can ex-girlfriend friend threes income in europe. Now you can single corona vars if you would some four years what just broken up with them. Memory pops up trying to start the day getting over them correct. Thank memory of what you happy. Joyous diner addicted price with allison. Did you break up. Belsen never i just example examples go go for instance but not as good shakes out. The best of winter was a good yeah. She's she's was actually one more thing i wanted to before we wrap this up okay. I'm done a bit of a game called. Who could. I always looking forward to this. And these sorry. I'm going to read out some dot points special laws in sports flies and serial killers. So i'm hoping it's fun. The other elected miami apparent that anyway. Let's get sick. Sorry i wanted to start with dot points. And i'm guessing i've got like probably here but i'm hoping you guys get this after tan. So this is like a lot. Is it alicia silverstone. Actually i want to create this donovan yell out unless you really know. This is like this is like one of the shows as a kid. You guys could rely more because you're older than me silo of the century almost yet but not like remember that. Oh oh i remember it. And i'm young sure what's going on them but you can't ask questions is just yasser. Could you think it is where you shut up. Okay before i guess and it's wrong. Can i guess again on or do i need to white ripta. Guess again is already go one foot for one because he just kept shouting at nine one one. So if rick says one. And it's wrong. Congo into law i go. Yeah yeah fair enough. We have these rules up before we discussed ansa disorganized. But that's all right. I was born january three nineteen fifty-six fifty six sixty. Three's i'm sixth of eleven children. I'm an actor film director producer and screenwriter eagles. This is screen acting. Career began in nineteen seventy six with a role on the australian television series. Doesn't tell me what what series it is. It was a link and didn't print athletes could have to move on crocodile dundee last night. That so you've got to white on film traits taxes. I made my debut in nineteen. Seventy seven won an oscar for best director. You've got what movies tell you that. And then you get it straight away the river. Nineteen ninety-four was my first american film. I should know this. I took two years off work on my cattle farm before returning to fill of never watch a movie. I am a man. Just the fifty percents actually could be anything what we'll do i. Do you know what. 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It's very good and you know this tom. I haven't had my vocal was close ever because you can't so. I wonder why that if i can just adjusting to life. Oh she wants cat. She wants cat so you're married with the woman. He wants to have chats with cats anyway. Sure does and that has been. I completed full episode of chats with cats. We appreciate your joining us and hopefully you can. What do you need to lock him. Subscribe and all that stuff or is that of things if come forward on tiktok instagram and i think we're gonna be on spotify loss and even comment maybe certain topics you want that anyone wants to discuss will have opinions on decided in their constructive criticism. We want as well it all bill mark. Thank you for. Listening are catch son words out.

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#25 WHY CANT PEOPLE SAVE MONEY ANYMORE!

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#25 WHY CANT PEOPLE SAVE MONEY ANYMORE!

"Yes got off. Does her on this. Isn't it this study is past absolutely box. Ladies and gentlemen we're back in the studio sa- chats podcast here here with rick. Dan and mark feist boys. What a wake changes in the world of a great. Yeah it does. The way in the world does change of the week in the world really really comes around. Foster was sitting in homes at bedrooms living rooms or had moss coming into me screaming down the phone telling me to hurry up. He was bored So now he we can actually speak and converse and interrupt to each other so much better. How much less board from phase so much less actually not working from home is really terrible. It's a cheap thing to do. It's just annoying brighter. Doesn't realize it actually do work so she brings the kids in all the time so she thinks he's just going to be like on the computer l anyone listening to last week's podcast we've noticed. See kids coming in. Making it annoys after that i was fun. I thought that was co. You know what. I disturb you while you're actually work on a national meeting tonight. Video conference the same thing right. She walks in and just puts her in start smashing the cable. Surely they get around. That i liked in the conference. Call sending me messages on teams and stuff going on. Has your little apprentice gang like nothing. Negative nothing just a little bit distracting but also really uplifting for the group. Wouldn't it be odd. Deny depending on who you are. Maybe sometimes but luckily endearing maybe the i say it happens every time they know off stopped concentrating at that point. Because i'm trying to keep he's trying to route my headphones off smash cable or you could have just said the most important thing that i need to take notice bit. Yeah it'd be audio is actually in markets right now a fucking running around the place you find out the credit card. Well guess what dunkin looks like. He's gonna kill me. He doesn't like giving me daggers. He used to be sorrow cat barada ranjit now fucking dislike. What did you do to him on named him. I mean bracingly. Something's changed a balloon is vice vices. Before excuse me walk. Excuse me say that again. Luke darcy or you physically math blue on him. A doesn't sound that much better. Holy shit so. Have you been watching the olympics. yes we have. Is it to think that. I love about the olympics. So far is when stri. Alvin in god and we have won a lot of goat. Haven't we dan The thing that i have loved is the emotion after the wind but not only that the parents the family members they get around that moment and then just celebrate and just sat lack. Emotional rush of just euphoria. I love it. it's a happen with the olympic. The couple of watering moments. But let's go back a couple of weeks. What did you say the aussies. We're gonna win account remember in gold. We said we're going to tally. Was just want you to just have a quick listen to no no. Let's let's just seconds long gonna win. Yeah at this olympics. Not how many. We won an eleven. We're winning eleven. I'm saying sixteen. Maybe that that's what i believe. Architects marks on the money. What do you think eleven so you both sign eleven sixteen. Yeah and as the olympics through we're going to say who's the bigger d. hid. It's going to be you know. I'm on it's gonna be your we're on fourteen off already one so we're gonna wait to go. We're gonna have probably correct twenty four dern japan's pulled in in spot on and have but what i did leave here is you said that you'd be very happy to be proven wrong. So yes right. Let's all be happy about how will do is it. What is what is everyone's interested again. So that's a good thing. Yeah well tell me. How many olympians do you think you could name now after the olympics in because you complaining before it started that you didn't even know who john mccain was he doesn't exist. Well yeah there's a few say he's won eleven total olympic medals. She as more than thought and the. So men of gold thought still the goat hound. What's the difference between these two. What was thought when he was killing it. Well thorpe win in two thousand seventeen and then he obviously dominated at grace athens in. Oh four and mccain. This olympics is twenty seven twenty seven. Well it took her a while to get going but he's career. When a little bit short. I think for what he was capable of. I think he probably got to a point. Went for me. So and he's a good point in what's the best age to start like a ye fortunate if you turn sixteen and is a question and you're up you're ready to go. The is whatever event. You're involved in gymnastics. You a lot better. When you're young. A lot of them retire early twenties. Athletics we would know probably mid mid to late twenties. Michael johnson in atlanta was twenty seven. I think so. That's a good point. Yeah but if we focus on swimming right which has been proven. Now you can be. What twenty-seven even thirty. So what would you say if you that sixteen versus someone who let's say gets safest olympics at nineteen always next olympics brave yourself. How you'd you'd look at someone like michael phelps and his most successful olympics and you look at his eyes and you got off that's probably correct so him in london twenty twelve and do you know what was also very disappointing thing. We'll we were all talking about it. We're all missing each other during the game. The ozzy's in the sokha. We thought we had a chance. They missed be done. Do you record. I came here a little bit too defensive. Bad habit we'll tonight. We're all drinking the kool light after the first game against argentina and they walk what why such a good performance then and even spine was a good performance. Wasn't it wasn't ninetieth minute. Good before i didn't watch that. It was a lucky performance. Defended there fucking asses off. But they didn't have. You took the position. They didn't have highly any position. They didn't have bicycle any scoring chances. I just got lucky that spine spanish. They haven't been going that. Will you guys watching toronto. Pretend that we're watching. The world cup locked away into a little bit. Yeah we trying to extract value from the olympics and try and pretend it's world cup. I was always a i think. And then you know really fucking piece may off actually was when i said the only rules are going to score in the thirty seventh min- and then you send that message saying you were fucking loser and you wrong and mock straight off to goes on our agent just before. Half-time fucking jinxed us. I'm never good at predicting sports results and the various hormones do against incompetent. I'm sorry age own countries. I'm sorry did you think that they were extra. Wasting noting of course would time-wasting but extra. That's sport that's what they do. All my leg hurts law. Dan three minutes thomas. More chance of it was every time and egyptian. Ply made contact with ozzy playa. Someone went down grabbing a leg. White someone the transcript of what one of the egyptian plus only bumped into that blade of grass. Be sit down for noth- ten minutes. Exactly it's the sports. There is one thing. I will say when these jump online like. Oh that was crap while we saw defensive negative in that game. It's like that's the guy. What do you really think. Countries that are like have a bigger idea about winning like germany or italy or whatever you think they go into a guy morning to win when alternate is a draw like start this mentality of. Oh we just need to score and win be positive if we go into a game knitting and maybe it is going to be a bit defensive and a bit negative odd. I think go out and try to win every time if you needed drawer. Go and try to win or like. You're in a bear costume michel you. No one's mentioned that you go to these systems when you're out to my house anyone wants to get on youtube would just be watching house. This not been brought out. What's going on as good very confident. What happened what happened. In your bryant. Said this is a good idea. Well it was before about this and have one at once for obvious reasons. Because the giampa you don't approve but it's very comfy and it's very not and it's very bribe in front of rick and myself. I told you that people think i'm one of the zapping getting you. More action bear hugs. That was a three out of ten so bad but shoot at tony. Kahn escape pasta. But the reason i asked the question is because you know those olympic beds that were supposed to be anti-sex. Aw yes. I six village goes. Did you say that. It was the iranian. men's team. Put a post on talk on facebook videos or something and there was no one of them jumping on the thing and didn't break until the end to the end on so it took a lot of white to bring down. You know what the problem was. It was made by japan china. That is true sean. If china made those beds it would be half person broken. You'd send back the whole batch. But the japanese made it and it probably lost to the attendance. This this whole white thing was to stop people from having sex as it turned out. They were too strong. What you're saying is if by chance a no wage in weightlifter had it off with a switzerland shot her. Then we'd have issues there would be a problem. That'd be very could you child. It would be very very big chart. I think the bed with a broken. The japanese are very good. Have you seen the middle tally. At the moment they love getting goad suck. They get a few bronze but they don't come second at all and neither do i eight. Have you noticed that they've got to silva's or three silvers discussing on on the highest country they're gonna put more money into. They're gonna invest more money into making sure that i do yeah. I think you've got that hunger advice. Don't you something that maybe grant advantage. Though is dictated by croats their grads that would help is no one cheering yet. It's still in your home country. Feel that you still feel a sense of safety sensitive like more time off. Is that where you don't care when we pay out of your stupid fucking pay onesie because you're at home. Yeah i'm greg thank you. Do you know another thing. Also that i am. This is the be all win. This podcast it's going to be almost a week old. Actually she's competing tomorrow. Which will be yesterday all the time. This comes some balls. Twinsies fixed armone. Yeah that's not what i was gonna talk about. But that's that's another good thing to talk about me. That circle put down expert now. I was actually thinking about something else. But yeah we'll talk about that. Well simone biles very well publicized in the media. she's probably one of the best gymnasts of autumn and she quit in one of the team events and then she said not competing for the rest of the olympics. People then said arts to hell she's not wrought for it blah blah blah. He said mental health originally know someone announced that it was mental health. And that's where. I saw her say in an interview. I'd just read an article saying now definitely video but yeah let's let's go with her talking talking about women's weekly to law click white. Don don fucking came in and said or got a case of the twin cities and then there was actually a video that backed up showing her in training and she just couldn't figure out which way was up odom She was doing all the spinney flips in the back dorms and very dangerous because if she lands on her a competition self head she said maybe not dead but she could end up wheelchair. Some spots bonded final destination moments. Have you say when she footage. Now fuck. I'm not doing that shit also to like his thing though. Iran still getting like super angry at her for not competing. Like is that not unfair. I think that this whole situation is just a reminder hair nasty and ungrateful. American people can be shed out to everyone listening to america. Here's a go. That has revolutionized the sport put so much effort in absolute well. Champion philoctetes lost to olympics as one so many gold medals i think nine certain luck moves after her and here she is west. I will that one issue is unable to compete. And you've got all these. Americans online that toronto go viral putting it down and saying all this stuff better. That most of it isn't even sure anyway or actually thing. It's an absolute disgrace. It's fact and i think we will discussing this private messages to each other Said like for me if someone comes up into his all. I'm not going to be in the shooting today. Let's we had room walk. Who used to be fucking gun for. Strata said not look just feeling off michelle does not they don't want compat- coal move on next event. I don't need to get on fucking social media and stop bagging go out. She's done so much for the sport. I just can't believe that they would stop that low. Nobody's the grady greedy fucking. Is it a mischa gold to win the olympic non just once because she competes in multiple events gone Forebodes in the bag there. She's not going to compete. Americans patriotic just. Exploding out of their funny wasn't funny interesting. Comment about salmon cam to do with this on facebook. Actually someone put up a post saying okay say a young or kid anyone a person can go and shoot someone and then say mental health and they get off or have at least one early. Just thought about this rajasthan phil walsh. He'd stabbed him to death. He son stabbed him to death mental health. Okay well we won't put you in prison will rehabilitate you'd dramas. Hey so good. It was mental health mental health. But this doesn't want to compete in the olympics because of at the time people were saying into health. Crucify that bitch fuck. I'm on your shame on her. She should be prepared and ready. Oh sorry yeah so very blank face data processing all of that trying to think of every cop fell. What that's a non-point greg. Call one hundred percent growth from it's putting things into a scenario that benefits law. It's because humans in that situation have a strike guarda like you can put down as much as you want but in a situation that you sign back off defensive. Well there's one thing you can't do it. You can't search him on that channel seven switches their events to different channels on tom. We'll soem boggs will competing tomorrow doing flips to win the gold and just before she leans though across this is playing on seven to off. Now i'm watching the today. It was a great segue by the way did nothing happened with us. The o'leary's halftime we fucking panicking figuring out. Which channel is going to be on. Even there's only three larry but still knowing. Because i don't want to miss anything if i'm invested. Don't tell me oh we're going to switch over to this and then just as bad. Tom good auto unlock it. What i could do. We've got big enough. Tv's now moist to people who. Dan does split-screen. Yeah they used to split screen. You're watching unlock a forty two inch and you'd be like yeah. This week was that and you couldn't fuck and say anything. Is that feature gone. No thanks that's the way they were broadcasting it now. I used to have a tv where i could actually play two channels at once and i had a smaller box inside my normal tv screen. Yeah a very excited and this is ten years ago. Play session dance on. You've really fucking taking a back step towards that shit but have it the other thing that's very dated but we have to talk about. It is forget the guy's name swimming coach that civil rights. I can fox's rick. I love that. I love that emotion. No one gets out the fucking show as much as that guy. He's i didn't want to make this about me. But i will. If geelong applying it's a fallen. Oh and i've had about ten points. I act like that. Swear as soon as i saw that this is exactly what do i do when geelong winning close game in a foreign. Oh and i've had about ten bs. That's that's how i now that you've seen yourself through someone else's body. I feel more comfortable. Because when i saw him. I'm sorry glad that like someone that is obviously invested so much time into another person coached her for four years and then finally she's delivered the gold in an event where she wasn't expected to win because of the us was expected to win that for him to act like that. Also what an legend might does does coach get any reward apart from obviously the success in the the emotional reward of winning gold. Did they get financial wind from a government or any thinks she wakes up at five. Every morning goes to swim and as their like coaching. A can you imagine all those one moments and adamy in the public in front of the whole world and she wins and he's just a humping the fucking thing and fist pumping and the little japanese background. If i if i can find it all popped up on the screen and sports that using the best and worst thing about this whole thing. He's also a something on social media the other day and there's some fucking tyrod beach was saying that he's trying to fuck in honey dick moment and he's getting older fucking prize near even though we hate the word. A karen came out of the woodworks karen von dutch biggest beach. Ever could we grow dato so we can message otago fucker so i think we should have better the thing. The media the media chose to fucking film and broadcaster. It's not he's choice exactly. He wasn't trying to take the attention from it. That was pure on broad joy. Impassioned that was coming. Well said well said what fuck anyway. Hey let's imagine if you coach slept in the face before you go onto you event if it works it works. You're talking about. Oh i actually haven't seen it really the footage of fucking hell eagles fucking making this episode. Hey todd here it is all right so obviously. We say that she gets slept the fuck out now. People were in uproar loosely off. Don't care on. this doesn't mean angry at all. She obviously wants that to get into the mode. She wants to be slapped into like base most. Imagine what she wants to in the bedroom. Fuck me when you enter into an event what percentage of it goes is your ability versus was going on here. I think it's sixty forty. That's spun it took me so how many one hundred for years or four years as for you know. Look if if by doing that she is in a better head spice going into the event but she was before then why not taught and let me ask you this. If it was a famous coach that grabbed shuker slapped her feet arms. Would we be talking about. Yeah i think we still would. No we wouldn't well no not as much but we still would everything we say. These days is like all this some small thing. That's like could be a problem in today's society where gonna mention it. And do you think it's just. It's the person that searching for the reward. All the locks being the first person to come in. And that gets back to simone balls and those american people online cashing onto my balls and by the way i know we have some american listeners and i love america of alike right plice. New york loved my run away from the house. Trying to shoot me. Five seconds to lose friends let shaded and here we go now goes to lose your fucking shape. I'm going to do five seconds of olympics because that's what we need he's gone. I why you wanna go first name. Three different swimming events. Butterfly backstroke and breaststroke isn't authorizing this. You shouldn't have gone second nine. Three ozzy's have won a gold medal at the olympics. Mcewen mckeon and the cable. I good yes. You're going up nine three olympians so named three olympians that have one goal the hang on. That's fucking dumb question. Answer your hand. I ask you three. That are not australian. Paid event in hoogenband. Michael phelps and alexander popov no yeah olympians that suggests that they olympia libyan's he's gone. Why into the history books. Yeah giving it to sit. Olympian said olympian audience inside japan olympics olympian. You olympia when you can pay your in olympia until your dose fact that i was able to get that fucking sentence was a godsend all right. So let's just move on with positive vibes. You're up rebel named three events. Where athletes are seated while competing chip. Ask people best. What have knowing rowing bought crowding bam mix boy cycling. Actually my whatever fucked is twelve of them. Hey if he's lost was wrought montereau. that's wrong On mac name three olympic events with a bowl basketball volleyball and volleyball upset. That you went. Second i'm going says you shouldn't have. Because would have been even funnier. You're getting fucked. Over bit of redemption. He nine three olympic events where athletes fought each other. Oxygene talk on. And ju jitsu well done. Yes there's actually six events that i missed out on all that sort of the foreing well you can watch it. Probably in a way back up. What was what was before the opening ceremony was the baseball. Why did they have the ice bowl before the opening ceremony. Well they had the suckers voted nine. I hates of other events It must it must be able to fit in recovery. Too on probably to sell feasible. Probably covered stuff over speaking of covered. We just can't get posses helping about people wanting to protest worst. We're going to have another one sitting on the weekend. I don't even know if it happened. I'm ask liberties. Open the borders closed. The boorda's dan dant quarantaine question question for you to These protests and i want an accurate. Auntie all these protests. Because people genuinely don't think covet is a real thing or or they just saw financially unstable because of clever they've lost the plot and they're and they're protesting h their own. I think every single person you ask have different reason as to whether in that protest. But i think what's the majority. I think the majority to be honest would be financial at the people that are pushing it fucking coke in the head. It'd be a small percentage that a lot saw another person post on facebook today saying Just trying to wear the same way. As i did. Something could make sure. I don't listen. Rick on this person's only get three days. He doesn't listen. Trump's demographic sending a bat saying that less people have died from the flu in the last two years of dog from covert and blah blah blah blah. And it's not real in this. It's that fuck off. I'm just saying You got these dumb fucking cooked audiences just came to yourself. Stop spreading bush vases fought. Did you say what sixty minutes draw as a segment. I was saying that seventy four percent of misinformation whether that's a fake vaccines a bad pick. Pick what you want right. Seventy four percent of that came from twelve. People have been ray shed copied and pasted and all those twelve people are making money off of their misinformation. So they're selling and yvette schist making. I think it was about a couple of million dollars. A month of the saudis of financial a financial reward that these people to be selling fake information in order to be perceived as the work people. Can we be poop during nine eleven. Then it's a disgrace very bad. So i i mean to be honest. It's i can understand why people want to believe the government and can understand how people are confused. But don't get driven to stupidity by someone that has no educational background and literally has got off of wikipedia. Your creative enough to make something sand. Believable that sounds great patio. Share that and the thing. People people get so desperate and saw vulnerable that anything like that. Let's say channel. Their anger is a success for their brian. I i can put all this emotion into one channel and funnel and they sort of an answer at the end of the tunnel as we get back to what. What are they arguing against. Can't it is no. I can't see the end result of ever sandy vaccine. What the government's trying to do too. There's no there's no answer it's still no one can answer. What are the government to population day. But how just killing us not march for covered not much because not many people are doing more good thing. More people still dr from tough typhoid can avoid and end hunger and sheila that so if you really wanted to kill people poisoned the fuck motorway or just stop food production. Pretty fucking put on a facade for two and a half years. Look i wanna doctor or identity and lot of people are doing tough especially those people in adelaide who have just come through a one week locked in of mosques and now we have to wear masks i hard right. You went to the day at blackwood and that was a go. I sitting at the front of calls saying abandoned wearing my. This is bullshit screaming at pay. Did you say blackwood was hoping there were no idiots in blackwood. One idiots everywhere. La's one and he's a wanker. But not a lot of people complaining about. We've been locked down for one week. And now i don't have any money okay. So normally you'd have a week off work and you'll gonna spend all of your money lying somewhere drinking copious amounts of booze which i've actually been doing feeling a bit dusty. Probably the number one option but seriously though luck you've been and not miss lotta people haven't been a word understand not great but don't you have money in reserve. Why haven't they lent from the first. Look dan last year in anything. Have a nest egg like. Can you be living way to wait now. Not think hang on like not only could i injured myself and maybe not have some sort of like work cover that like i should have be putting away money so that if fact then i'm not fucked like try to use of the number one in this in your line of work. I don't want to try these fucking annoying. You know all have great respect for try is in general but all the stuff that have been through up. Morehouse with try. These install really good money to see so you're trying to head in a confrontation with the tragedy. Try to be very respectful all the time to try to what's happened. Explain okay well. I had a rainwater tank today. A requirement from the cancel have to have it there just in case genitive bush. Bushfire whatever right tried was delighted was supposed to be twelve weeks three months and are ordered. This sing backing february. Do not monthly is now z. Of the year is finished was meant to be twelve weeks but was three months twelve weeks easter months. Yeah now being five months. I thought he said that job on six months february. It's and so it's twelve weeks slight. Yes okay now. The guys get the This isn't working properly. Okay what i'll do about. I'm not sure okay. What is it are these pops. Not holding water. Okay so europeana. Yep so what do i do about on. Not sure okay right. So we ended up finding out that the concrete has put one of their pin straight through the storm water pop and they would have known that the done that and i've just left l. That's another another problem for another diabetes. Bury the problem is buried. We'll probably needed go home. I so you hatred. He's just very frustrating. And then what about this. I need to get the offense. Done heavy fencing contractors. Do you think of contacted get quite not even the to do the job off. Seven of seven seven closer. And how many people you going to actually come to my house to quite the job to correct. You're actually roy. I was actually going to say to do these. People want money. I think about your size of your job. I reckon you've been put on a low priority and if we've got no work check it out but they don't know how jovis i haven't come all right. Okay then i'm wrong. Getting paid luck if i rang you and said hey i want to buy heap of the stock. That's in your shop. would you got sorry matt. I'll think about getting back to you. Never maybe the santa voice sounded like a small style. Say what you sign a fucking mister big and who could obey for was oh yeah. Let's do that game. Who's this affidavit. Grizzly bear is about to aucas a bunch of questions. Oh what's wrong can't believe brought this up last week's pay now you with me and i wasn't listening to any of the first things in the last thing i heard was family ties and our and so maku jay fox so all i'm honest Came as soon as we got off the phone. I sent you a message saying they weren't honest with our listeners. And podcast and i'm starting to question your integrity. Anyone that's keeping tabs at time. You need a switch that take from last week over to marc. No one's keeping there is one that are bet. There's one and me. I was born on the twenty seventh of december. Nine forty four. I'm a man mccain. I was the son of the croatian immigrant and libra. I was the fifth of fourteen children. A family i lived in bosley park before relocating to liverpool at the age of nineteen i was involved in a shop. Breaking is this. What fucking yes it is. John annoy mosul. Kill is seventy seven years old. He would be today oregon. You guys have set this up shape for eight nine. We're not a piece of shit like for. He knows this era kills lives wasn't shading of done a bit of radiation off and i have two dogs. No no. we're serious go. he's he knows. Serial killers look enough if you fucking complying training camp. But he in nineteen seventy-five amid a sixteen year old girl. Who was pregnant with one of my cousins. You about to say something like hey committed an offence ripe but he got away with judas rating evidence. That wasn't yes. I'm now i left. That out left out because i didn't want to get it that you already got on enormous sixty four. I'll sentenced to eight months for brighton. Enter and okay and tim. sixty seven. Twenty two sentence threes theft. In april nineteen seventy one was charged with the abduction and onions nardi insider was this one. I narrowed to eighteen year old. He is that right. Yeah i go to wind and god but anyway for anyone. That doesn't know who know he murdered. A whole heap of backpackers that came to australia in the blanco. Blend yoav. thank you very much. I is that new south wales. And you've not done your research ideas but didn't get rated up but anyway he's He's a bad man who got cancer. Dodd thank fuck and not in nineteen ninety. He tried to abduct and kill a man by the name of paul. Onions fulla skype. Expo went back to the united kingdom. Lives in england right now. Hey saw on the news. The pay would disappearing and blend blows type forest and he knew that that location was right near where his abduction happened. So when the place where asking does anyone know information eight thought shit. It's time for me to speak up so they ended up getting him back over to australia. And they put a bunch of photos of people and he picked at auburn as the guy that he recognized a lot kidnap him that day with a lot. You and rick often but anyway one hundred percent not set up he just. It's like hey could climb the adam sandler wanda that was set up. He's a good sport. You can tell. Just get some of these. And i'm lucky i'll just get one clue. Wither is a buddy. It's fun very well. Done something very competitive something. That's been burning in the back of mother. Brian from the start of this brought before we wrap up my button on donald. Or you've done wrong. I didn't want to tell you this. Because i knew start again before race of a button undone on the wrong level. Stor shown everyone to the whole time. So anyway guys. That's been the chatswood cat. Podcast what just one a fucking love. Thanks for tuning. Catch you come back. Actually that way off really do okay. We should lock goes catch a lotta.

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S2 #1 DAN SEES A GHOST!

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S2 #1 DAN SEES A GHOST!

"I've got a fresh luke on law and a fresh look at the table here at season to chat with cats. Podcast he was rick den and mark. And i can see clearly especially so on dan up but i have to break my neck to look at you anymore. It's good there's no more head turning for you you're insane mama out there now. This is great. I love it. It's good for all their youtube watches. They would know what we're talking about here ever spot probably the fuck but yeah. I used to have to look hard right like probably five o'clock to look at the paper on youtube now had good looking. We are pretty. I just voices got extremely pointed. The funny thing about that is literally. Watch that video from when it started filming. he's been talking about. How good looking is for what you feeling fresh. You go ahead. Go ahead sullivan. May it's going good very good. You should get a take whitening primarily like give them a code. You know one of those things. Can you can pull it off. While i was using the warning strips but then since i've been using them they've gone like a little bit yellow so the whitening strips are only last for about a month until it goes back to sort of normal directly to your comes back. Is that what you're saying. Let's do what thanks is. I am old jabbed up boys yes so you went. Went ahead with her. Yeah when you never sent me the links. So i haven't even looked at it. But i assume that i shouldn't need to send you the link. You said why i said the alison bricks going. Send it any diner. No link no you take control of your own health my any being an adult lock your you can look that up yourself. I wanted to look it up myself. But i just didn't get a link so i just didn't do it. Never link. i just thought he went on the website. You said you're going to send me the link to the website disagree with that regardless. I think he should get the job. Dan no longer smoke. You've got to go surround today but then many in the lawn wanting up was that grain lump on your forehead. We'll i'm dying slow from the inside. So that's what's that the grain. Yeah you've got a black market black line people listening. Obviously you know people want to get the job. Have you had any symptoms. Anything like that. Not not at all. i think. now. I've heard of people. You know getting symptoms but as oppose it would vary well of only had the first dies that the second second is apparently. Gets you feeling sick style and how long before you have. The second is Two or three weeks guy said there's like a two to three week gap between first and second. Yeah okay it's fun. Just get it now will not. There's no stopping speaking of Getting vaccinated boys. You've accent vaccinated. We saying the video. Where cena. I got video camera for the first time in a few weeks went down. Assault was brave with richie. Santa The other half of role stampede. And it did a bit of a weird video put on a long wig and yet when raw. You've seen it. You saw today saying osorio two days ago and the first thing. I thought you're about to get your head kicked in those. The settling on things get a little bit crazy but something i always do is that's funny. I don't know. I send my clips and you give them the ticket approval usually like the guy that are sorta guinea pig this law for i want to put them on law to say the tasers and say yes i yeah anyway that went to facebook but anyway i had a gore. I contact message may and he was talking about how. It's probably a good idea not to include the word vaccinated in the tato. Because that gets flagged on facebook what i did and what richie said today vaccinated instead of the are. It's all capitals remember put a lower case l. which pretty much is and but not sure of that affected the video but not only that Apparently even subtitles if you using words like vaccinated or the algorithms picking it up and go. Let's absolutely so you can always up lord but yeah. It's been a pantheon very controversial. What is and what isn't allowed on facebook because it's of sometimes it's tricky with monetization and that's obviously why we're posting it to michael ask you. Did that. Make you wanna cry into a tissue. I genuinely yeah did feel like l. Might missy did you guys hear about this. He didn't leave club. Didn't i didn't offer him another contract. He wanted to be there for over on drive only ever played at bustle. The tissue he cried into someone's grabbed and put it up for auction and they're expecting it to for million dollars and the person that wants to buy wants the cape it so that they can clean him. Do you not find that ridiculous absolutely ridiculous. It's ludicrous and million dollars for tissue with a bit of wit a little bit of wedding it. it's stupid now. But what about in twenty thirty years. Time when it's possible with a glenn someone with the tears of another human if it's possible is not going to be legal surely like your recommendation is going to hang around. On a tissue for thirty years just to clarify. I'm provoking conversation bats. Look he's gonna put in a glad bag and everything's gonna be put it in movies. Forget even you know what's not fun. I won the lotto last week. He didn't actually more now. It's not a web of laws shit bigger again ever onto in ten bucks. We get a fuck quite a numbers every week. Yup and we sometimes get four at a seeks. Sometimes get now we always get for essex hardly lesson highly of a more. It's always for a six ten fifteen dollars well when someone. That game was a fair bit mainly on sports. I don't know a lot of a lot of. I've never bought many tickets. So what you you play certain amount of games. Well i think. We play about fifty games on a wednesday saturday and tuesday or something of that and max prize. Well depending on the jackpot. But it's about a million to ten million on average there. What did you win okay. So we got six of six numbers. We want thirty dollars seventy. Did you get this ups. Yeah we got this up oz very upset but thirty dollars for six weeks is ridiculous. Always likes you. Don't buy tickets. Eddie win then okay. So this is the thing. We had four ruined numbers to zaps to. That's four. that's what you get thirty dollars. Seventy four if you wanna move up div five numbers and noise ups and then i think it's like five numbers sup is to and then all normal numbers one so you really have to just get fucking lucky to win the lottery but there's people that do it. Is that god one eight hundred million dollars and he was a cleaner in victoria. Two weeks ago. Klina fucking highly doubt at mach unless he's fifteen cleaning businesses. I think he's probably giving up. If you wanna make money just me with kyla. Sarong free might three weeks in a row. Now i try to get you guys involved. First week filed three in roy to one for thirty plus all out mu canadian listeners which have been coming out of nowhere. Thank you guys from canada. That ah jumping on board. Kelp sarong is kyle. Caleb sarong is an iphone apply for the fremantle dockers which is in western strider. Obviously the west side of australia and he apply quotas football. They don't fucking retarded well. We're going to try the mark you find me up for this for mehta win. This bet alienates to touch a a pace of leather certain times for me to win now. Thirty or more than ten to one on outer three weeks roy. Yeah so he needs to dispose of the ball. Get the ball. Get rid of it now. You confusing them. Spos- dispose the yeah. Yeah but there's a reason campus. Okay tell them why you were so smart about this. Because two of the applies got injured raw and it's the end of the season so as much for free and he's had tagging judy's which means his main goal is to shut down another player and now that they can make the finals. He's released those duties and he can play freely and you cleaned up your smart man. Yeah well spot man in a sporting sets and that's probably as far well. We'll be back here next week for reynolds hot tips. So almost german actually snapped little bit of a tip of the week tip of the week. I think he anger a lot of though horse. Yeah on a horse and recognize a bit of an ro cleaned up on my horse. Two hundred and forty bucks. When i told you not to bid on you bid on listen to good advice to actually thinking about what do you remember back. In the days it was broadcast on every channel. Yeah you're surrounded and then all of a sudden interrupt or in at break a lot. I would come on and everyone was not watching the today. A little thing picked the ball up. And you know what i would love talk about video content before may filming footage live footage. You probably not going to say but someone or a family actually winning lot our live so like they say they come up so this is like a forty million to one chance and it comes up and their reaction. So that's what condition of buying a lot. I take it is that you record yourself watching it law if everyone just recorded and we all had like footage and then the winner like i just played their footage and you got to say what would you do on the bad react. I've told you guys these pay people a sore in front of me also does go. Oh yuck if i won the lottery. Do you know what. I'd i'd be a something's rigged like this is a prank. I wouldn't react. I'll think it's it takes three days to actually start celebrating. I'm so bad with that. Almost roybal you can set your car on for something. Just been display fournier. Something's wrong you'd think. What would you do if you want a lot. I what are you doing i up. Lay i just go about someone up. Although you can say ladies y'all you get jealous straddle. I'll tell richie no more video at lots of quitting. Rick what would you do off a little bit meticulous stuff. So i'd probably just sit there for the next two hours and just recheck the numbers and make sure it was actually a roofing. So you like me. But i'm talking like four or five days down the after what are you gonna. Do you gonna go up paying off your simple but do you go. Let's going to holiday concord. So then what. How much money do you think you need to have when you start taking the peace of jerusalem law. 'cause this blind stupid share how much because there's a there's a. There's an amount of money kind now i'm set and there's an amount of money i can have a bit of a fucking lot. A few expect. We agreed that it was somewhere between four to seven million awesome. So that's comfortable. Let's triple that and you probably still being little saif. So now i'm thinking eighty million no way too much money eric. The house talking to invest more than half which they like property. And you'd probably okay you talking about being silly is i'm gonna go by ferrari and just drop it off a cliff. I liked when no one's driving a car for clifton but now you you have a point. I would ten. Around zahn oregon. Yeah but yeah the first the first thing on buying a house in a nice area would you believe that if you want a lotta like straight up like rick said you check in the numbers a lot. Do you know what audit believe. I don't believe this and we've talked about this but i do now As of last week thanks to reconnect story about his son which is pretty soldier has ah for. Let's say this can night sleep it. Let's say this. Put a nio in the coffin. Ron doing a software upgrade. I had head office co. and they'll alcohol. We need you to be there so a winning. At ten o'clock. I had another stock number with me sitting in the office and ahead this. We'd noise in. The showroom was rob like a bit of a thump. Almost like a possum was the roof. Describe the noise all with my mouth. Yet wow scary sandal. Someone making a fire with popsicles but was it was a thumping noise so upset housing Fogs that we both went out to investigate. Didn't find anything and then we're standing at the cana talking about shoplifting. And it's a common thing and all the roller shutters at the business of dan so all i can seize the reflection of the inside of the shop off the glass looking out of the shop and i'm sitting here talking. Whatever an all of a sudden odyssey a black mass move about two and a half feet and our stop mid conversation and you can see me do a double take. Watch the cameras. I even sent the footage to you and at first i was talking about a setup of this thought was lying student. You know i'm not the real thing. And i was like awestruck hang hanging a second is playing a trick army. It would be sort of in front of me not through a reflection of glass and there's nothing in the shop. That moves is nothing all also now sued. I'm blaming guys. I think. I must have just been cooked or something. Somethings we don't believe in union. Thanks so far out there. I'll just say decide that of saint of saint on narcan explain but asu blaming goes. You have footage you have forty. We looked at the footage. Can't say anything anything at all so so it was in your head. It's in moorhead. But also also he was aiming looking the same duration. But this is what i'm going to get to wrought my point is i'm sorry certain us all something. A definitely settling the cameras. Didn't nothing was picked up but this is where story start from and this is why people and the paranormal exists. Because people say she and she brine fucking with your head often feebis in every situation that there's ever been in the history of the world when someone talks about goes so noises is they're always one hundred percent of the time a logical explanation for that actual event in more knock there was. There was nothing. I could pass it saying. There's there's such thing as ghosts. I'm not no i'm just saying it's either. I didn't say something in my brain. Said i did or was there. But i'm leaning more towards the first so no supernatural element to it the standoff. There's nothing hanging from the roof. That swinging the roller shutters. The dan there's no reflection this thing seven foot it would have been seven foot but i only saw. There was a chef in the why of it so as it moved i only saw a foot and a half of it so if it was a person walking it was their shoulders and head if it was just a a blob. That's just flooding in the air. I'm just got to say it doesn't make any sense. Three rick was your answer. My question do but there's a logical explanation is it. oh it's a tricky one c. Sighing the race. But that's the siphon. The other thing is after that noise we didn't strike go to or that must be go so whatever i said are there must be something in the roof or maybe someone pulled up outside and not realize that we shot. We had a look. That wasn't the case. Not not point. Did we go off. Goes and have ghost on the brian. Either that was not in the scenario. That straight after i said that of saying what looks like an apparition just fucking what boy the gods working rick. So he must be good gore. He says sommes do you know what's we'd he goes. Sometimes when i go into the frigid naught. And i'm feeling it and i'm looking through the gloss into the showroom sometimes fucking free out faulk haven't shut the front doors and he says that he says things in the showroom that he thinks people walking by and i thought are you just trying to jump on. But maybe he is a fan of illest only Now mainly asked but can you just a bit of a strike or something. And i totally agree with that. Tony little blood clot look i love. I love story. So i just wanna say anyone listening out there that his hearing centers like i have a really good story plays comment dan below. If you're watching on youtube i'd love to hear a good story about. Maybe we even talk about. It is good enough. We are going to the wallabies friend that we're going to talk about. This is a touchy subject and you saying to may earlier in the week. Why are you getting so angry about all these juveniles do bad things and then you posted this as an idea to talk about and i love this. Don't love it fucking haida. Do you want to explain what happened to our fellow. Wallaby y- so wallabies great was basically a week ago. Alec donna how to pronounce his first night but cafes and he was asleep in his house. And i think it was. Three kids broke into the property. Food and just going to ride applies. But i had no. I was and he white obviously heard commotion went out there. And he's locking arlanda bicyle era and he's got lots of kids they'd be guard protecting his family and these kids have stabbed him. They stabbed wash. They looked like she might loser. I'm at one point. She was in the intensive care in hospitals stab. These kids one of these kids was fifteen is whoa and he went. Locked just went on them. Apparently went to discount especially as kids. And i stabbed him in the back and all sorts of stuff what this is serious shit walmart go in and try and steal something armed and willing to use it. Do you know the age of those kids to fifteen one was thirteen. And guess what. It's a massive problem in queensland. Pretty bad around the rest of australia at the moment that these kids out on parole raw. They've even got bracelets off of him and the place just don't have the law power to keep him incarcerated all looked up so these kids are just breaking bil- parole doing whatever i want and they going into houses and this isn't the first tom they'll break into houses to steal ks and then just go enjoy rods hours and hours and hours in queens and especially you say probably like one to maybe four or five days a month. They're like out of control these kids. Here's the thing where have spoke on this. Podcast have big. We are on gun control and making sure you know. America too many guns. Let's look at this situation. Perfect opportunity for you to be able to your family with a weapon. Someone comes in the stabbing you off. Stubbing your kids trying to kill your family. Is this a time when it would have been handy to have a gun. Is if i've got a gun to protect ourself. I've got guns as well. If they available they're going to be violent fantasy and that's the argument. Isn't it so people listening. Oh well if he had a gun. I mean every person who owns a house has an already got the same upper-hand is the person coming in. They probably going to back. You're not prepared for you. Know and you sleep with hasselblad and this is the thing if the laws are stronger. This isn't happening right. And what i want to get to. Is that everyone soft on kids. That are underwriting. All but how many mistakes g mike. Before i never fucking breaking someone's house and tried to step someone it's fucking bullshit in my buddy next tonight as veggie patch. Yeah that's that's swanson. Murder two year old boy walking around free with new names. And it's all good because when they committed the crime under the edge of this for me i feel like maybe instead of going. Okay i offense all rubber. Put it under the carpet. Second offense or maybe you pay just straight to hang on. You've fucked up six months jail jail. Just go and if really fucks up. And and i don't want to go to jail then they won't do it again. But if they that damages as a child where we saw what are you doing. There's nothing obviously. This isn't working in the justice system. What do you do damage children. That are just going to continue to do this. I know it's really tough. Because with young kids are struggle sometimes with the concept so when when we grow up august smacked refunded selling pro time but there was consequences to my actions. Lot of these kids growing up. People don't like smacking kids anymore. And and frankly. Rachel doesn't want me to smack the boys if they do something wrong. So it's not the do so avocado him anymore. All united just got fraught. You've done something on goody room in your phone for two hours and then have fun and then come back and think about what you've done. It's almost a reward a reward. Yeah that's another good point as well though actually so. Have you noticed you might notice anytime you drive around schools law school. Start times and stuff like that. Is young kids walk along. Drink and read booze. drinking coffees. Lock these lot ye sixty seven kids bay kid. That's an addiction. Sugar was of it in diction for sure. It's fucking stupid luck. When that is they went. No fucking red bull was and it was a walk so water that was it oughta yeah box. Tom's love bucks. But i don. I love kids. Scott foster these days. Don't get as much discipline or too much grabbing bad environment. All that sort of thing but thing is going to be disciplined. It's gotta stop with discipline and respect and how to rose. It has to be how to roles like hard law enforcement otherwise they literally going to offend ten online. So i'm bob and go like he's only offended five times but if you do five times fifty kids. That's a lot of offenses going around and sorry immoral book. Only five dollars offended anyone five times in my life offended. Don't have that's all right. Well do you know what else is defending a lot of people. The us leaving afghanistan. Yeah you came up with some fucking great stats. The other day that i was like i had thought about these would cost so much to all. Us as guns and their tanks. Whatever over there is it worth when you pulling yet to take him back. You'd think so. But apparently not these assets and governments pied firm so some of the things that are sore in pitches today. When i was looking at it is basically all of the special forces just left all their armor and the clothes behind so the taliban a now wearing mirant of they guns you remember all the old peaches videos and stuff taliban walk around with those fucked up old. Russian assault rifles is not anymore brilliant new american guns and heaps and heaps. I've also got thirty. Five black hole. Kelly that i've just left behind you pay on helicopters. Yes you can fly them home bucket. Can it's dumb. It begs belief. What i've literally gone clock at cea or do you want to deontay stuff with it now. Oh good. i'm just going to jump in that plane. And wow wow well well. Thirty five blackhawk helicopters. Far point on million. Us helicopter those things coast. It's crazy the tax should be fucking infuriates. Like what are you gonna do now. You're going to be fighting. Oh they're not fighting anyone. That's dowd just bar more more. it's crazy it is fucking crazy and heard up for. They've come out and they said oh. No no we're not going to be Sexist and and reduce the man of schooling. That women can have. Then you say fucking videos of women throwing the babies over bob fences to stop improving right and we'll partly in that interview with. I said you know we're not going to do all of that stuff. They look okay so you would consider having a female politician and they would just let. Did they laugh. I just started cracking up laughing. What they honestly thought. The question was a joke. It's not gonna get any better or different world over there but it's crazy. Though even the afghanistan cricket team they have to deal with the taliban the government over there. So they've had meetings with them already. Taliban said yet we support the national cricket team. We still want games to go ahead. All this sort of like goes like terrorists. They climbing. they not anymore. The twenty year old version of them was as a non ninety version of crazy. Going to tell. I mean i've already heard reports coming out. That shot woman in the head because she wasn't covered up. I is just that three days ago. But i mean it's a little far fetched. I mean the russians went there to try and take over afghanistan. The americans did someone else's try to. It's it's one of the most impenetrable places to tie because of how hard the mountains the access into it is almost impossible this five or six countries around that you have to get permission to to even get into keeps applause to anyone. That's at war with them and as soon as you get onto their turf. They're hiding in the mountains and ambushing people so it's just been like impossible with you. Saw americans toronto at the twenties basically just held to the mountain now that they go on. They're just come back in taken over. The president fled. And that's not good. Well you know what they had. They had farting season and basically a lot. The court season's over there and it just went. We've remember which one was around summer and winter but anyway they left the country. They went to pakistan and he'd out there when it was off season go there so's together got ready. Let's go back and forth exactly. just rearm everyone. We're going take out. All of the messed up she that organization do or does or has done if you just think about it from even sporting cents. I have the best homegrown. Averge ever. Can't be beaten at high copy baiting. well fuck donna. What do you mean. No one has them at home. It you mean in a war. Archive thought you talk about sports here about. Because you don't ever want to say hey good on your taliban done a great job but if you thought about. The taliban was a sporting team cannot be at home. Yeah too hard. Copy bayton homegrown advantage. Massive it's crazy. It's amazing what you can listen for or wants to go. I get ready name three things that will always make you laugh at someone falling over and all stand up comedy. What happened was going to say something. Inappropriate still have not stopped myself. Raise in order to lose the politically correct. So you want in your own head. But in general. You can't say that sacrificing you along the same lines mark name three things that always make you celebrate grown win winning the lottery and winning a moldy but not that i wanted to get a bit more crowded with the third one. But it's all good so good rick name three things you did. That always annoyed your parents. Drums lead wow. It must have been a really good right. I would have said that. Veggie patch earns love. You know she did anything wrong. Yeah the golden judge do wrong are used to when i when i was getting a little bit older so i don't know if i was like a kid but i go out to parties and stuff and had a curfew went spicer behind and not just would never come on. It's bad because i remember getting lighter than i was supposed to and mom just being at the kitchen table rock sobbing back and forth. But also she thought you'll midge thorough state. That's not good obviously mobile phone my old until the land lawn just got installed not wow crazy. Mark named three bad habits you have ordering my niles fighting became manos. Don't want to give that a tick. But i have to gross or yuck yuck is yeah yeah. I can't do it. Pretty standard now puts a shiver through my whole body during you know. Close coach along games or as borrowing by. Don't you lock them to be awesome. Yeah smooth edges. I'm not. I'm not fail. Continue shot across the bow. Okay name three. Big rivers across the world. The non-oil the mai cong and the delta amazon. Yes that's one. Thanks for joining in on some of this question after the bell okay. You lost one nine three famous. Tom's from crews. Wow all you good at that. Although you're gonna smash out the pox on tom brady. Tom brady would pull. Nfl mogens jalaun cats foot. Famous saw guess one leaking. Ed hawkins bang. It's the time of year when the great stars of our favorite sporting codes. Start to an answer. They hang up the boots in some cases now getting offered another contract which is your potentially forcing them into early retirement but always watching a cros. Obviously one on the weekend and a lot of the posts on social media from that light football club been a bad dive mckay. Tom lynch what a great way to say. They often thanks. Daniel tally for you. What's the word contributions contribution commitment commitment all that sort of stuff and it got me thinking sports stars as they've retied over the years and which ones like left you with the most feeling of nostalgia and are we are. We didn't go. And all that sort of stuff. And i reckon for me. I've got two random ones one because follow the club and then one because he was great. Playa lucked superstar. So one is robert. Harvey a really just really. You had so much. Dr ambition decay plying. I love this. Yeah i mean. I'm chained in a love this Artists think it would have been sign oscillating capetown so brown my meadows allies racking up the bowl already six touches and a losing grand fondle bonn has to be andrew mcleod just the golden boy of my club enormous with mental winner of that game you harvey yeah and the other one is najah. Smart will ever since. I was a roof. Smoke really fucking loves najah smart. He walked on fire with bid. Buffet remember that great news. Do you not remember that. A week and debate of the sweetest taste of ole nargile smarts goal in the ninety seven grandfather. Or you quoting donnette aloe don. I actually watched it last. Nadia brother's house. Really after the it was you that brought it up. Wasn't it of course he loves it. So who's who's going this year that you're gonna miss in any sport. Well all surprise with dave mckay for two reasons the goddess never looks like he gets old. He's twenty one and twenty nine plus eleven ahead. Don't feel finishing on. What does he got. Two hundred and forty seven games forty eight. I think he's shaved two more games observer shaved without being why he's been a gripe playa has actually been solid. He's been very restrictive a lot of the time. A lot of criticism comes from paypal from other clubs. That obviously don't know that ply very well and he is a solid and shaver and he's always sort of a good contributor but a lot of fancy mother clubs. We're looking at david mcconnell. Even was david mackay. But wait woodside assignment. About some victorian. Playa that i'll give you an example Any bits shortly for north melbourne. As plied about the same amana games. And we'll go to the hills. Hey you asking all supporter and they're gonna probably saw eight. He's he's been. sean. Lee is craft. Some that i've missed. I mean crossing codes to football soccer. Whatever you wanna call it. Zidane's sedans two thousand and six cup performance ahead butter. I mean his performance during that tournament was amazing he was the best player and then to go out scored the penalty in what life is seventh minute to get in front little chip off the crossbar. And then he gets red-carded for the headbutts and man. I miss him. he's like he's he's the god he's a gun as he was such an entertainer so outside of him. Anyone else in soccer. That comes close to him for you. We'll walk and think of a main on talking. Astrid implies like amaury missing tim kyle. Yeah actually. I am to heck kenya now outside of this because that guy just posts vision of his goals constantly on all of these social made that arrogance but on a full honor follow him. Aren't following mehta. So miss that fuller sports thinks g think if you can ruin someone sporting memory by following on social media because when you followed them as a sporting star you don't know them personally you just what they do on field but if something that you don't lock like let's say they're an antibacterial there. Let's say you're liberal in their library. That can that tarnish okay. I've got a perfect one for you. And i'm huge on this. Okay if you want to ruin your reputation a bit. I guarantee this is how you do it now. Do you feel as though if a sports star as let's talk. I fell anyone sing. Could be whatever sport you follow if that person enters into the The world of media on tv and they come in tithing and giving their annoying opinion. They're like their level of like the dynasty there sort of respect that you have them drops or give you an example. This tiny lockett same like more of a bad than wine kerry as this point lock. We don't what he's doing. He kicked in hundred dollars right. We don't really know what he's upto. He's just he's had his done much like senior. Someone like carrie or whoa. Whoa whoa gary about sane you. Yeah he hasn't just faded into the background. Have you seen all of the cooks. Shit can spread. That's part of the dynasty. You know he's not talking like in the mater stuff. Are you saying that the mystery disappears about a bridge in the more. Someone is involved in the media. The morial and i'll give you an example in a height decide is cameron ling to me. About how two of my fiber alzheimer's along plays like not saying that like they suck is not hear them in the media. Yeah spang on. I don't wanna hear them. It just ruins it. A little bit for me is it. Because they don't have a good voice or this shit what i say if they size up in law coal you know the some shit coil. I didn't want to hear that. I just want to remember. The 2007 grandfather is snapped it over your fucking watch. Our went bang twenty goals. But there's two ways of this happening right so your point about going to media and commentary and all that sort of stuff. Some of these sports sports stars that retire going to commentary and media and all that sort of thing they actually just give you more of a perspective on why certain things happen the way they do on the ground which adds huge value. Cole some of them go on there and they're trying to be like the shop jharkand fuck off good point so we have good ones or bad ones. A good one for me is ricky ponting cricket. Yeah everything he says. God he's a god and it smart stuff. Yeah it is and other ones goo. Chris and then there's a few that sort of let you down a bit but like i think it's more a may i fell because i have more of a emotional connection with il than other sports up. Can we do. This is impromptu. I really quick ran the grants the worst commentator from a retard sports star of the east lock mock war. That's one. oh my god you know. He's a sheet commentator. What's crazy. I completely disagree and i love and his band turn jogs. There's something about his humor. That really love so the fact that you've said that a dam on the sign level. Well here's yours man. I i can think of some commentators that dislike but they never really played the guy in santa not a huge fan of him who's yours. I was actually going to say anti really think. He did about half a season and they got rid of him or one season for more memory. Yeah you know. I don't have much time for david. King lost his voice needs to be youth. And so does this episode boys. We are all fairly good one or everyone. 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#28 THE WANKER ON THE WINE TOUR

Chats With Cats Podcast

39:03 min | 2 months ago

#28 THE WANKER ON THE WINE TOUR

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You need to do it on a regular basis and low clear all the wax out. If that's the problem you understood wants to sell the podcasting. Go get him. One who pose it now. Go grab them door. Actually few is and then. We'll start the podcast. Alison did it to me. Last night and the drops to know she laid me down and she's like she's outscored mean she's reading the instructions that said like five ten drops. She's like squeezing the bottle as hard as you can if felt like. She poured the whole kill. Jam really did well. She's amman. Drop the one drop phil let. My whole head was getting flooded. Need a doctor now. I got a doctor's appointment tomorrow. Good if it goes well because that is probably just all your doctor's appointment to well you walk in there with five questions you forget four of them you ask them the least important and then they go. Oh yeah just rest. And then he fought very important so if you have any issues do not go go anything that you have because they going to tell you that. You're about to dr if i usually this. I'm dead in three weeks or at least in a week. That's small results. Dr this fucked up my whole weekend. I couldn't do anything couldn't even here. I went to my sister's baby. Sprinkle did you. Did you want to hear anything. They're not really a blessing in disguise. Sitting there trying to listen to everyone's compensation and also for the first time alive having fucking liberate and that's very difficult but fucked it up was run off no good. What did you get up to last week much. Well this has been a four five. I think so not much. I've literally had on the catch all i wanted to. When we had that first sunny day for ages. And i was thinking. Like oh be really good if i go to one ary and that you did not get sit. Sit on the couch or to invite you. But then i realized i didn't but then i realized maybe i did. Of course. I did the bay new one two before. What was that noise one one. We went to back in the day. Kyron kywan She's a friend of mine. Great winery didn't guard that one but went to one. Ary and i had a good time. There was a group of people there and something that i've noticed on this winery and that i've picked up every single time. Is you having a good time. You sip back just enjoying it now off one. Do you buy to people you. I was with him. I was just may in another night and you know just enjoying it just and back a little bit tipsy as you like to do and you have this group of people next to me now on a one or a. Aren't what your experiences. How often do you start the here. Papal talk shit about the one that tasting they go on and on about the complexion. The freeness the artist. All of this crap and your slot. You're talking about the tool comes. Oh you feel like saying shut up you have no idea. We talking about sip. The one get a bit tipsy like everyone else talk a bit of shit not about the one just about what you're planning on doing in like the lettuce stages of today give me an example in the bus right you've kyd about fifty spoke for the diet and just piss off. Because i'm just seeking of here. He the guy that looks like he's nineteen years old wineries going to. He's just he's just on a lawn of calcutta toilet comeback he's still with the glossy so a bit flaws hit some older women in the feis that sitting next to oh i can definitely smell the swedish chocolate in this fucking shut raging. What someone that knows so much about one is rick. He studied a. he's a degree in. I've never heard him wenk. Talk ever love it and someone. May i drink soy much. One like i drink a lotta sharana. I'd like going to the wineries here and and drinking everything. They'll often me but i'm still very novice when it comes to one what tina and what's good. What's not and auto must call myself a veteran of drinking a novice of not knowing anything you might who good point and let's just get back to these people that are saying all this crap like ob- obviously paypal noisy things about one but this this anger and this this is this is targeted at the papal rock. Up to one tours off the heads up show like you. They don't know where they are. And then i start like just bring all this stuff on my. You're here to get blonde. You've come in with twelve people right one of them that chicken the wasco over there that has like fucking one running down like a dress. She's throwing up all the way in. You are here. Yeah and you're making a full of yourself. Don't pretend you know a lot about one. Get on the bus and go home. How often do you think the white one to look works on. Let's say again. Trying to be impressed. Baga is zero point zero one percent lists half that now. All you'd be close it'd be are the people that is serving the one like and so the the person's smelling it and all it has by start crapping on about all these things that are associated with this one and the person's like that has nothing to do with what i'm serving today but i'm just gonna pretend the does so you don't get embarrassed because i don't want to call them out because i'm a loser style to phantom too much. They're not buying. You want absolutely not. Actually how many times have you gone and got a tasting and been completely honest and going. It's shit. I want to be honest. I'm pretty honest with my feedback. Because quite often when i go to a place to try one boy something something so i don't go there and go good. Oh that's good to vote on. It's more like good bad. Good bad that that. But i went by that or that. But what did you going to. Four or five wanderings. That's an expensive day. Surely there's a couple that should have probably had purchased that you've passed off and going now. Now you just got to be honest and if you law born but you don't love it like you went to one winery and you locked it and you went to another and it wasn't as good and you don't going to boil the one at the winery where it wasn't as bad thing like a plan out of winery die and most of the time i'll be driving so i'm going to be really careful about how much i have. An aunt usually go to lunch to try. And keep the one in. Take on the tasings. Dan in trou- you. But i'm always worried that if i woke up to the first one and i bought too much i'm going to get to the fourth one and already spent this march but i like this one. Bit a fucked up when you plan at you your to do you sometimes think Well of heard great things about this one. So i'm going to put that has to be i because especially you're on a one to a bus or whatever it is getting ready for someone and you don't care about the drinking and driving pot you're gonna get fucking piece and what happens when you get pissed. The taste buds out the window. Everything starts tasting sign so this is what we do every anyone listening this applause. The data myself donald. Before when you're planning to one to this is how you doing number one number. One is the winery that you are looking forward to going to the must. Yeah one way. You like a kite. I'm probably gonna buy some one can have a nice time. We're gonna sit down. We're going to buy a few bottles. Whatever is in between that. that's up to you. the last one is the one. You're unsure about any money yet to be guy and you also don't mind if you project all vomit all over their floor and you end up getting arrested and taken away because it's a story from another song at the end of the day if you don't buy one from All things don't turn out of that one at least you know that it wasn't number one on the list so they can move on from that start list. Have you vomited. Winery have put all. I've done in applies where a garden no toil. I'm not gonna get in trouble. Like i've gone down near the vineyard and fucking fun is like a static tactical tactical chuck von. Yeah thank you your gills on instagram thing. That i've just read he. Can you explain that to me. You haven't told me yet. Okay so a earlier and i wanted to discuss now going through my instagram fade. I'm not opposed to there anymore. I'm actually happy that i don't do it because you know there's always when we're doing youtube there was always pressure for me. Is this back gills. Or is this about you a. Everything's about may dan so when we were doing youtube there was always prussia for me to post to instagram Lightly i don't give a stuff and i feel like i'm better for it because poisoning the instagram. There's always a lot of stress sort of a lot of like all. When's the next time on the voice. But i always go in there and i always sort of check my fade. It's entertaining can also be there a you saying that if you're a regular poster and you're wanting to get regular locks and comments and following an engagement for the algorithm if you're going to put the effort into posting you need to do regularly and correctly can get the best results. I are used to post once every day. And but you say that a posting like three times a day and the down really well annoy content. Feel like there's a lot of like build up of content like you're not just posting a photo like once every day that would it's more like one day post type ten photos and then have them like backlogged like then poster art. So you're in the same day same days photos the next week correct correct. That's that's how i feel like people that's fucking because you can't go out every job outside of a job really anyway. The raisins brought this up is not posting there. But i'm going on there is he always sort of checking fade youtube instagram. And something that. I've noticed and it needs to be addressed is goes on instagram. Post fighters right and these fighters a very very sort of softcore explicit like suggests suggestive. Boobs out are set. And that's fine if you want to do that as fun but the thing that makes may all my god you are insane is when the caption is suggesting anything. Other than what. The pitcher is trying to point out. So the funniest one i saw was ago with a boobs are set and the caption read something along the lines of finished my last exam today got the got the rest of the year of any close off. Yeah i was like walk hot. You just aren't that you just post the photo for what it is and the caption to be either nothing or exactly what it was meant to be for getting frustrated with the on going to put a blindfold over this so like a nanno. What you're saying. I'll have saying the same thing and i'd like to give an example of maybe a gill gets a pendant or like a little something and instead of just standing there and doing these in having the price up near a feis she lane over get the clave aja and have the fight are of a risk below her tits and the teacher getting front on cleveland. Shot or the could i got from my birthday. Do you not. I mean it's like what are you wanting us to focus on here really birthday present or the amazing canes that you have presented us today vote on. Yeah i mean. I just i'd love goes just a just honest and it's based right up but like the thing is the reason i do. It is because everyone else does it. it's like a thing as soon as he gets a morlocks as well as soon as you get socially accepted to do that like post fido put like a caption. That has absolutely nothing to do with what you've posted about it. Such a strict to why straight because there's so many gills at their that are sorry against gauze women. But there's so many gills out there that want to be sexualize especially on so there's so many gills n even gauze trying to do the right thing by saying like. You shouldn't talk about a girl that you shouldn't do this. You shouldn't like that then is gals. They're just promoting it doing the complete opposite. It's like losing like don't treat us like a piece of mate but then gills going check out the made of gold and they love that the other gills hide it and these skills saying i love. These are fighting undoing. All work doing a war against bad and get gills. That are like any any sort of birthday present. I got this lingerie now. Take a photo of themselves like in the bedroom. Look i'm not a slob. this is just. This is what i got from my birthday. Who'd you get it from and put it on your fact we have a point way. Do going on women's your you got the thirty first of december party height that would you love. I love it. It's funny everyone that i've spoken to that share the shares. The same birthday as me does not lock it by say. Oh okay so in my life. I've probably met had a newspaper die. Twenty sciolino is this. Podcast lawyers this rule. I've met at least twenty people in my life that had the birth is me. That's lots and i've met four paper with my birthday really. Yeah have you. People like to shake in march. Donna do the math so people that i've spoken to this. I don't like it. Because i get double up presents a present for christmas present for my birthday. That is the least of your problems. Your excitement factor should be the fact that it's new year's a an everyone is celebrating a new year and you have a potty every single time and people say oh yeah but like people come up to you and be happy new year. When it's it's my birthday. I'm like who gives a fuck. It's not always all about you. Do you know what's amazing about this to you and it sending just clicked in my head. You don't need to organize anything ever birthday. Thank you and to all your friends. Have the day off the next day. This is the best like it. Sounds like a bad thing to happen to. But it's actually the biggest answer this. Would you rather have your birthday news. Save on year's day so you have no one come every single time your birthday was on. You'd be fucked from the night before right. Point news is great. I've always loved to show. Sometimes people happy new year. And it's your birthday. You get over the canal man. My odd substitute that to not have to organize party wrecked our love read. Do you know what. I hate when people seeing me the happy birthday song what do you. What do you do when that's happening. Let's say your family's ass got i. What family consists of fifteen twenty people. Sometimes thirty forty off thirty forty really popular. Okay i think. I think people singing happy birthday to you is one of the most anxious horrible expand keys event. It's a hope people listening can agree. Like what are you actually meant to do when people seeing her. Happy birthday t. Roi our height. The song i think. I think most the songs are sheet itself like it was a. Let's say bad example but like a justin bieber banger that they just re rewarded. Let's get into it. But maybe i can't handle it myself. I hate the tune. I hate the tone that people try and sing it with. No one can keep and tom ever until fucked up and then the older is hang and they looked down it. You fucking vice and it's actually if you think about an unhappy but it's probably twenty seconds guys for the worst twenty seconds that you ever experienced off every year and to top the top after it's finished you might. Here's some guy and and and you think it's dumb you want like for allah then after that you've also got spirit an evil and beautiful thank every day that's rocked out back. It's actually on a day that's meant to be your day. Probably the worst two minutes of your favorite die where there's presence to like. This is actually a man. it is my last birthday. I asked and i played it at the table of ten. I said when the comes here can we just let them in. Blow them out. My birthday present from you guys would be to not sing. Happy birthday. Oh my god. That's such a good process what they've worked it and i sang at anyway. And so you know what a deed sitting here all grumpy. Ask on fucking here it comes. I just looked. I contact with one person and made them feel so uncomfortable while they're saying it to me so they paid. The price safe had prosecuted. I turned uncomfortable into you. Broke my promise. Now i'm gonna stay down where you sing me my fucking headed song question. Are you still friends with that person that you stood they family not be so you'd say well there's a lot of left him and i thought i haven't spoken to them for years and here's the thing on not a gift person we've spoken about this rix talked about transferring money presidents or wedding gifts or whatever. There's always the insistent person that's going to get you a gift anyway. What do you do when you gift from someone who has a poor track record. Do you put on a face as you open the president. That can't be changed as in or give you an example. Let's say you get deodorant. Packet the links africa africa. I didn't know that was a thing until it started. Being talked about as a joint everyone loved it. That's that's the president you'd get a kid between twelve and twenty four. I'll be honest. I have someone in my family who i loved dearly. Who is a beautiful person is that is known for giving out really bad gifts. And i'm not gonna mention who they are because someone might listening. Tell them by giving bad gifts and the thing is like give them out to certain people of my family which is crazy. It's not just like everyone. It's not just bad bad bad bad. It's actually like they sent good bad. The jason goods are getting decent goods all the time. Where this issue there annoy and we've actually spoken about this but like a january date down thing that it isn't an issue. It's just the that person thinks that the certain gifts that this person is giving this person a okay and no one is ever mentioned. They on par as an acceptable gift. Yeah i it's the gifts of a personalized but then more it's tricky one the personalized gift with the name written on whatever you went to whatever but why did you pick such shift shit give to put it on and then you can't throw it out because you feel like a fucking asshole. How do you do with bed gift. I mean for me. If i get a gift is wrapped up abu. Oh thank you and okay dislike. Authorized bid a bucky. Take coming out and open it up and no matter. If it's good or bad it stays the same fucking shit. Oh this is great every talk. It's like a thousand dollar check assist. You've this the only why if they see that browse drop. Or the eyes flicker and a little bit more coming. it's gone. i actually knew that pranked. When he was a kid rot. He got a card and he opened it up and it was from step out whatever and inside the card was actually a fifty cent pay. That was sticky typed. The car is like happy birthday and to get that reaction and like all. This is your president and that person having to go through that horrible ordeal with talked about like oh like the fight small and then he just whipped at twenty like i love that is sent. That's good because you playing on the awful. It's awful like in that situation. Do you do like a fake laugh. Go like oh thanks. If i saw that fifty cent coins sticky type i would have employed out of disappeared. What i mean like. I wouldn't have been able to fuck. You would have been so angry. But like i wouldn't have ally handle that you can't fight that you say fuck that fake affect us. Yeah fuck that you can't fuck it either. You can't honestly a act on that like yeah. I know what to do anymore with an eating. It's not good. Birds move onto something. Who went loss loss on. I went bust so oh god. Best got mark pressured name. Three adam sandler movies the longest yard. Big daddy and john only give you do that. We don't touch. Well then tell me name three personality traits you lock to go Smart funny and incorrect ellison listening. I thought about her. There's a lot more that and come on. Are you ready for this name. Three boys names. Starting with the letter. G. greg george and gary oh got it. I know you gonna fuck up on that third one down. That's always not expecting that alone Okay dan this is your second. I think so name three movies. That were a complete waste of tom. I've got nothing on applying now jock naito to do you know what know what you did. Last summer actually locked up. That's hard. that's really hard because in my head it took me like almost five six hundred. Even get one scene in my. What about what about the ones where it's so up for interpretation like what you said. I stepbrothers. Everyone that but you could argue that you hide that film you can heighten actor and you can not enjoy a certain certain comedy but yeah but i mean that maybe for me playing pretty solid solid like six omega six five. There was some saying that an aso iconic that. I don't think we can give it less than point. Money turn awesome. Oh shit named three flying insects fond around the house they european was. Who's cato john. We'll don's pretty good. That's very good with myself tonight. You're on flyer on. It must be this hot fucking room not now that i'm going to blame on nothing at. It's now over there. We go cat behind us goes. Can i say that wonder where we co chats with. Cut cars surrounded by beautiful cats. I love cats. Don't you fucking love gets okay. Okay my last all right here. We gotta go then name three things. That are definitely illegal. Smoking myth snorting coke and punching people in the face radiant pro. Did i always gonna press thirty nine. I just wanted to proving myself of that odd. You got me really thinking about these bad movies. What are your top five top for bad. I'll talk five good. No go good bads fox. 'cause you know almost talk art. I'm really passionate about my top five list now. My first my favorite film of all time comes down to two films. And i love these films so much that they're just so good. I think a good movie for me is a movie that makes me laugh and mexico makes you experienced all your emotions. Titanic is number one. That's montauk forrest gump. That's model for two and then there's a. There's a bit of drop my favorite comedy of all time. Dr comedies is just movies. Now make this dumb and dumber love. jim carey. Maybe jim carey jeff daniels if you watch the film. The amount of original comedy. The fairly brothers are genius. I tried to watch that. And i'm not joking listeners. This fucking freak show was quoting every sane lawn by law. And i had to turn it off you remember. I had attended ruined ruined the not. Farrelly brothers incredible. Have you seen this something event. Mary yeah love that too. They're they're geniuses. That dumdum is their best film But yet that's my top. Three and then james cameron again with determine ida. Yuck i love it not just not just one but two as well best best. Best to- films in terms of an original in a cycle the terminator would crack my top two hundred. That's that's where. I put that it's good. It's like it's not fair it's tom. It's pretty good right now. Brian fuck And then you've got don't in much hopton turn. This isn't my next best film. But i love american history x all. Gripe theam yeah. This is more top. Ten benigno top five and i got off by heart without even thinking about it. A guy own hit them. I go the shawshank redemption and the fact that it's not in your are you influenced by debut on that because i know that i'm debbie has not. I watched that movie. And this is at the time. Where i'd only sane tim robbins in nothing to lose say. Have you seen mystic river with britain. This movie for me. Change my life like i actually changed my life. I watched that movement was like. That's fine sick. Dad got me into movies more than anything else are now moved on and he's one that not many people have in their top. Ten is braveheart with no gibson. Aci i'm going to pause it right there inside of saint at once and are really need to say it again. It's great because when i was a young kid on eight to give this another guy like this is based on a toy story. I love the whole history thing. It's brought up there. Foaming and mel gibson is a fucking batta. He's such a good actor. He is he good and the fact that he was ozzie. Part you and i'll have to agree with you. Titanic and forrest. Gump toffar for for me. The usual suspects okay. Have you ever seen that. I know it's about causes. So when i was really young. Do not tell anyone here. The they need to go and watch the usual suspects a more visit old and a bit hard to get into but know why i struggled with that film. My concentration span isn't great. It's one of those movies where you need to be concentrating so like the whole time. Well you just need to not be mark reynolds correct. And it's hard not say. No but like i actually wouldn't mind rewatching that with the you may be one time because i think you writer really highly. Maybe not you talk to him but for me again. Great great movie and there's a lot of things that happen in you could say they haven't spicy doctor. Okay now he's the other one fifth. It's another kevin. Kevin spacey seven. The loss of david gale. Okay of saying. I have kate winslet inner. Yes yeah great. Movie done off. It's based on a true story. But the life of david gale is another one that will change your loft change the way you think about a certain thing. Another thing for people to go and check out that's about is getting sentenced to death. It's basically about capital punishment. People getting put on death. Roy that innocent and then found guilty talking about films gonna give away. I'm trying to think the why of not fucking it up for run but yeah basically about people that get go to core lawf- sentence you're gonna get muted. And then after the turns out they weren't they didn't do it. I'm dan and a lot of movies on our listeners of saying a lot of great films that's l. top four but anyone listening. We obviously want to say more good films. If you guys have seen any great films that you think maybe we haven't seen or you wanna talk about comment down below in the section and we can discuss them further oregon. There's not one person out there that can tell you a movie. You haven't seen a good movie. Alright it's red. Yeah but you know what. That's all sort of up for the by. Isn't it like Would you watch a foreign movie. Yeah of saying of saint a lot of good foreign films official is law is beautiful which is A prisoner of wool film about the holocaust is. That's not the boy Stroke it's that's another film and there's another one i've seen code amorous peres which is a basically like a another stories with as like parts that sort of like linked together and they applied at different times so i do you know what i fucking height movies just before we wrap this up is movies that go back in time towards tom back in time but back to the future bad example on that maybe now actually hand let me rephrase that movies that are sorry twisted in way. The character is at is unclear if they make it clear back to the future. It's on but a lotta movies are fond or little bit fucked and especially at the start of the movie before you know the characters you know what's going on. Sometimes they chop and change too much and you get lost and the other thing i hate is fucking dreams in movies. Watch nine minutes sane. Always dead did he wakes up on the bed. he's not dead. What do i don't fuck around with me like that board. I hate that a few movies. I could recommend that you should not say well. We'll get there another time. there's a lot of. There's a lot of films out there that have that sort of thing and it could. It can get pretty annoying visual hydrants when people tell me about the drains tootsie requiem for a dream. I'll have saying that at the thomas is horrible goring. Drain that you last night. Mark did you cold. What what was it out in the balcony and then this dog game and then this happened. This i'm fucking a thousand miles away on. The first instance comes up boring next. Do you even remember your dreams. I do if. I think about them really collectively as soon as i wake up. He don't focus on it. Like if i know i've had a dream but try trying. Think about my dream. It goes and i can't remember fifteen twenty minutes later when you buy cup in the morning sounded like i was about to break into some song lyrics. Then when you wake up in the morning and you've had a drain and you remember and you're like i'm going to remember this when i'm fully alike and it's going to be clear as die and i can go over it and think about then you you might go back to sleep and then you fully white cop show go to work whatever have breakfast and then you think about that moment where you would trying to remember that drain. You promised yourself you'd remember. Forget it and it happens. Every time is the thing except for dreams. That really really stand there. That's what it's like. Did you have reoccurring dreams. Yes and what happens in is i. Don't care actually fucking to get bored. The listeners who tune out a lot me. I used to have a recurring dream. That was pretty scary. I'm going to go into the details because the horrific an extremely boring. And i used to happen like every few months and then over sudden just stopped. Did let me ask you this. Because i had one which was traumatic was basically bigfoot trying to get in a tent and i was in a forest avenue. I used to get it once a month for four years and trying to get you into a ten. Now get me when. I was inside a tent right very boring. No one cares solving. That happened to me to music. I my point is. I had the dream so many times that in my subconscious when i was dreaming i knew that year i'm skid but i know that i'm dreaming and if and if he hates me or wake up but also to be meeting me so read conundrum in madrid. Where i knew i was dreaming have always everyone. Should we move on onto leaving for the not love. Dreams man i do but yeah you're talking about them can be very very boring. It's a waste of time the thing just before we leave this topic. Just remember that in. You're more on. The drain was crazy. Good i'm really interested in coal plant line but then when you try on to- some about drain it goes from exciting amazing to charter. Exactly exactly are well. That's it for us mark. We're going on the Toxic the talk. You put me to sleep boring till drain. Now i've had fun. It's been good This is out there. We're on the talk like dan said. We're also on spotify youtube reels apple. Podcast all instagram. Let's see so thanks for listening and we'll see you next week.

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Episode - 23

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Episode - 23

"Do they drink before. Time jesus crossed. He's very happy thursday. Your dancing a walmart always boys on the road to recovery. The achilles is getting better. And this is the chatswood cats podcasts. Everyone thank you very much for changing once again. Money's rick his name mark and go is mark and welcome to the chest. We catch podcasts. We'll just spitballing some ideas. Before i'm getting really torn at the moment we've the whole concept of saying if you are addressing a group of people which might include women and out of nights and aim. I will something or group. Facebook message and so this isn't just workplace workplace. Hey goes it's just go to thing for me to say and i'll just feel weird about it now. I don't know whether i'm gonna get in trouble forward or someone's going to put the hand up and say not. You can't say that it would. This is because you think someone's going to take offense to be. I'm worried it's in the back of my mind that someone's going to take offense. What about people that. Don't identify for as a male or female. It's a funny thing. Actually and you taking me somewhere where. I wasn't expecting to go but lock and within right watches. This show called rupaul. Was drag. rice sounds great. That sounds fucked. Like is this dot porno. Now it's one of the world's biggest shows it's on stain or believe it's a show where basically drag queens go and compete against one another to be crammed the best drag quaint love. You did you feel that you got in trouble for signing with drag closet. Very conscious of what i'm saying right now but i think they're all men they're men obviously dress up as women in and they competing to be the best drag queen if i walked into a room with them and said hi gauze. I'm going to get in trouble. What if one of them's wearing a wig. And he's dressed up as a woman apparently supposed to address that main then as she saw even the host all is a man who dresses up in drag rupaul. And i call him a. Hey sometimes and you can't say that. But he is. he's anatomies a man. Okay hang on. let's stop so you're saying that. When they dressed up they have to address them as woman apparently not dressed up. You are lodge to address them. Have i want to be addressed. That had he not. This is the whole thing and confusing. Forget all the drag paypal because that's controversial. What no you don't. It's not educated enough repeal sort of us jaws mark. that's terrible. Do you know what i'm gonna put you on the crazy. Russian swing grazie. Was that what the fuck is going to put you on the crazy russian. How does that work. Am i gonna throw us any the video today. The big swing. That goes over the canyon. All was that russia. Yeah of course. It was russia actually now thinking it was it was it was russia. Thought it was like china or something no russia so for anyone watching it high. Maybe we can put the cleanup. That's a lot of weight formula. Thanks might might as wake a lot hotter. I would think for someone like you especially. That's not matthew. Just the worst thing that you could ever have happened all thoughts that just swings out over canyon and the missing is on the swing back and breaks and then the ladies foliage video hit the sidebar and i sort of liked swung and then felt the whole thing broke off like one of the rights shrink. Okay but no-one dodd now so apparently there was like a wooden platform at just over the base of the canyon. Just just well. That's my by the look at the video. Got just fell straight down like you should be at a trust any sort of mechanism. That's been built people to swing on shore rods. Bryk those things break. This is what fox me up. When i go into hearts ago anything can happen. Would you even get on that. Swing actually when My ex girlfriend and we would travelling europe and Shea convinced me to go on the swing in amsterdam which went over the edge of like a high building fifteen stories up and swung back and she was like ma. You're going to do it. I don't want to a high heart. She's like we're on holiday. This is the time you're going to get to this. I did it a hide it. But after i'm so happy i did that because you realize that you weren't gonna be dead. Well yeah when. I got off. Yeah it was scary as hell like the whole also looking out like i don't even want to acknowledge her heart. I am about the ground because it was so scary to thank you for that because she convinced me to get on. I think the people that hate hearts when they're looking at doing something that there's no value in it for them. It's a fia until it's over then you get that feeling. That's what i'm getting. What value the people get out of it. I mean why do we think enjoyment. But like i just thought you know when you get on a rollercoaster and it ends and then you go. Oh my god. Now that i've done it. I'll do it again. That doesn't happen for me. Many what happens to me is a guy donna student want to do it again of of ticked it off but there is nothing telling me that i wanna do it again. There's nothing there's no enjoyment you on like. I went to quainton recently. Which i've told you guys about windsor. All the theme parks and adid going a couple of grades thought. Let's get value for money out of this and to be honest. Most of the big rods. That were like high and roller coaster. Very uncomfortable of jolting are really level of and i think there's a few things for me. I don't really care you rod something happens. There's nothing you can do about it. You've made the decision to go on. So don't let the fear of being the ruin the experience for. That's more more. I personal opinion but i also really love scott. Having an example. I love the point of view like when he was going to experience being fifteen thousand above the ground and being at a watch and say the expense that you can see and as you going down and then the parachute pools and you one. So the shoot around doesn't open and then oh yeah that happened to me. The other day was. It doesn't gets back to one of our first podcasts. There's always at risk a risk but there's a risk of everything he or you're not going to walk into not but you could leave tomorrow in your car and a but here's the thing when you're driving in that car and you're driving on there's never any fee thinking about it. It just happens if you were to have a car accident with skydiving. It's like or bungee jumping. That fear is always with you that entire time. Potentially it's even there before you start doing it. Yeah that's the problem. But i get your point. And that's a great point the chances of being in a car accident a more heart than if you would have bungee jumping scott but it's the fact that we've got control over that to where has got and you really like the idea of pashcal. Haida this this. Dan next to this brushing. Swing thing that you've told us about and i didn't know what that wasn't. He explained it. So i'm glad it was something on you. But it reminds me of like being on big hearts and paper doing stuff like scott. It's pretty controlled environment. Now you say like a lot of videos on youtube gauze like running a wall one story haw than doing a flip dan. Steak is sort of co. i'm all for love. i think it's very scuffle. Awesome but these fuck heads that climbed skyscrapers and jumping from fucking roof to roof. And i'm talking like some some people you say like one hundred stories up and just dangling off a roof fuck can diet that i just fucking hope that you told me before we filmed that you just haida. Even watching the videos makes stomach drop. I just think that the biggest fuck indicates and not only are they putting their lives at risk for not being in a controlled environment but if they do fall one they can hit someone on the ground and kill them. That's good point to the emergency. Says is after clean. They body fucked up. It's very selfish thing today. Your fucking haida of. I'm not bill. I'm one hundred percent in agreeance with everything you've just said percent so there's all sorts of things that are risky in life and something that you don't lock is the risk of giving a partner you pass code few fine. Well you you're married. You have a girlfriend engagement. Congratulations you please. Tell me that your girlfriend slash slash fiance slash. Whatever your situation is out there. Please tell me that you are not giving up your pass code two one on the same passcode. Wow what's the reason for them needing to go into your phone planning on. She'll be doing some work for her work and she'll be halfway through an email and use more fun to maybe get into an app and she doesn't wanna close down these interviews. Both sometimes sometimes barnaba. She'll have could donate to not for a one two task three times a week. I've got nothing to hide. There's like that's martha got nothing. Hardly nothing at all on the if you're and doing the wrong thing and united slaughter or something. What about what about search history. What about secrets she can. She can have a look at it. If she's got she's got ta porn history on that i'm gonna pull you too often selling and this is gonna be controversial but it needs to be mentioned you to that. There's going to be listening that. I can be listening closely to this particular topic. Co out and say you eliza in your best interests this that say what they want to hear. What the fuck did you decide your so proud of that sentence but not anyway talk if you would say something controversial right now. They're obviously not going to like it is in your best interests. The just tell them what they want to hear. That's what i'm saying. I'll see what i get. Hey saying that right jewel of of your said in the last podcast Listen to this off. Allison listens to which is when made his away. I thought you were talking about other people listening. Not not my partner. Okay now like you can ask it stirring up. This isn't doing micro levin point you do because I don't think alison listen to every single. But she listened to the sport. Yeah thanks alison cheese. Yeah it's not something that i'm saying or doing on the podcast for any reason you could ask you know. This is china over the years raw and some of the social media platforms have actually changed their tacked on it as well. Do you remember back when instagram was. I sort of in this first. Few years around you could go into one of the fields on instagram. And you could see what the people that you follow have locked. So i would be able to see if rachel had been on just locking photos of gaza. The gm as an example of that share would be to say. If i had been doing the same thing you can't say that now it's a lot more private now. you can. What you gonna facebook and you talk photos like by mark reynolds and they all come up. Did you mark now. But i should indeed mark mark reynolds like. Oh what a good chance of cat. this is mark. yeah seriously you that now. I don't believe you sure you show me later. I look if you from what you about said. If you share the same pass guide. I think that just chose it. You guys have healthy relationships and maybe artist have no idea. Because i'm single and have no idea and it's the same passcode so that means that it's not like i'm thinking my perspective looking in is like passcode issue is like if someone is trying to get into your foreign. They're trying to look at things they shouldn't be looking at. That's completely wrong. You're talking about like he was saying they're going into your fine raisins that have nothing to do with that but the thing is like i'll leave my phone. Unintended with her for an hour. Why go have a shar go do something in the garage or whatever and if it goes off it goes off. There's not one thing that's gonna panic me laughing it garage hans clean and then go in there and think about. How much handyman could be. If i mean just for just for listeners out there are no you. There's some people that might be listening in the thinking. I have my partners past card. And i'm wanting that passcode for raisins that you guys aren't even talking about messages. The search history like is my boyfriend slash go slash wives looking at poll. And if you're thinking about it is what is the porn. I if you're worried about what's going on on your husbands boyfriends girlfriends fine. That's a red flag red flag already and it could be a red flag with you. It means you're insecure or you'd have no trust or they've done something to break you trust and i don't know if that can last let's say of just got a flood of vice book friend requests and register who who rural these sixty european blonde requesting recon facebook. She open stop and they look so beautiful. Touch me that russia is in a neat little trick. He did then. Well didn't spill any. You actually save half of a half hand very but anyway back to the rushing us. How many do you get a dire awake. Not so many but on a you get. I'll probably let's be one every day one one every day And especially lately like three or four weeks ago. Maybe one week that the last couple of days. They've been really hitting up. So i'm gonna hot list. Webcam come get me from russia to social media background as you know i get a get one day and every time every time. Sure enough or click on. I am in guy. Maybe maybe today they're going to be a genuine person sure enough twenty four seven like webcam sex not again and you wonder where these photos are coming from. These laws must be searching. You don't think about that girl that innocent girl with the display pitcher. What if she would say that. Her photo was being used to like trying. It's fact isn't it. How do you know that it's not on the webcam. Have you signed up a few odd disciple. Label would be ready for tom. Do do you think social media to stop here. I'm just laughing. I'm just happy joy. What do you think he's laughing at wasn't that funny. Do you think people that catfish is that a scam is all that sorta shit could be a radical added. Facebook were like you get one account prison body and if you wanna use facebook for business will give you up to two or three cats. But at least every is linked to approve of audie it eliminates all this shit. I think that's a great idea. And then michael knows that the little russian blonde that's offering a two four seven webcam logging. He's actually cute russian blonde. He's he has a point it would make lawful holidays. You did a great and the heat's on his credit card would be a lot less anyway. Takes him about five seconds to log into his two. Four seven webcams. It can't so let's do that that that was the ultimate said it was here. We go all going to get my fingertips on name. Three animals beginning with the letter s serpent and shaef shape and the serpent in a snake is the same thing you can tell those juggling. Okay rick name. Three autumn's you find a first aid kit. Bandaids bandages and seizes our. This is your jam name three. I teams that have won a flag between two thousand ten and now too long sydney off on those richman although he did not far good rick name three will smith movies men in black legend and many black to he said legend. I am legend. dan don't do. you've already takes. aim kickoff. the film is legend. It's i am lead. I am legend and also last week Said when he said letham one two and three. I said when may we should make a role from now on rush him. Naming naming seku's is completely fawn. The movies arm legend not legend. We you started yelling at me halfway through. Yeah i'm trying to put you off for now on. We always want. We're not doing you can't go. He's only been in many movies. Say pocahontas twenty four twenty five twenty six. It's not happening. Never played kandasamy. One left are up named three ways to start a conversation with gail in a bar. I how you doing. Well toots i. What time does this club shop now. And it was three ways. It wasn't say three things buyer drank. What would've you said pick up lawn frick. A bit of aggression in this five seconds should be competitive. Rick name three things you can put around your penis. I'm glad i didn't get that. Because you know what i would have said to. A scarf is not acceptable. Well it was too late they ever code. Johnson might have a fantastic sex. Fuck me off. Congratulations do you know what he copay private numbers. I'm just getting the bob all but never even prank somewhat of a private number. I have not since high school if i get code on a private number. I don't know about you guys. But i can't help. Pick up the phone on some no pecan on a non east but until my eighty four days of scam. Kohl's from the god that said coca cola had bad reviews. I used to pick up every province number. The curiosity got the better of now. I just let it go. I figure if someone's something important to say takes message or voicemail off on that. I don't know if you call them prank but scam colds and stuff like that. Actually come from my phone number yet. I do in hang up like after about five seconds. Yeah so profit numbers my parents. I'm fine is a private number. Saw pick up private numbers. That's fallen. But no i won't be tempted to know who's calling is a part of me. That goes if five nights never know who was an imagine if like a raging at for some sort of raisin and unable to pick up that cole living world number. I'm gonna fuck with the head for now and then what if. Let's go friday this week. You get a cold from a. We'd mobile number. Rachel had a car. Crash phones been destroyed and genie's again contact with you pick it up because you don't like it and then you find at three hours later. She let's say she does because horrible but something really bad. This is all. That's an awful so again on a main to segment things and putting caveats things same listening. No no if it's a mobile phone number. I'll pick it up but if it's a landline number that i don't like a lot of these numbers notice. I'll get phone calls from the united kingdom. Yeah auto know anyone. Ray and may from the united kingdom popular gar. Thank you so if it's a mobile phone number. Not picking up this vaughn if it's a landline number and especially if it's like redirected through western australia or something like that. I'm not expecting from any of those places noise. It's bad and so that's me so i can smash you're gonna answer. We'd mobile number on friday a fund that you've crushed into reginald cairo. Come on okay. We have to answer the cole. I'm sorry i just have to do it no matter what unless i'm not really hung ira whatever oko you back but as soon as i say. That number private random. You don't recognize the number one answer more thing. I if it's that important. I want to talk to you. They'll leave a message. There's a sign. That curiosity killed the cat Curiosity you just got to answer familiar with cats Is dead saying podcast is alive. Lavin will but that's just may maybe different a rick secret topic vein widening covered. Tom's way too many ways to shake hands with people. Now you don't know what to do anymore you walk up to someone and then you gotta shake their hand and i put their oboe up and then you get off is really awkward and then they go for that handshake. And then you've got fist-bump and you go for someone the decayed the one fucking loser goes to put their foot out to the ankle tap. That was a thing for like two weeks. Back in the middle of two thousand and twenty. It's not a thing any more and what about the good friends that have like a particular handshake with the slotnick lincoln. A just going back to the ankle tap if someone does that. never talk to. that person again blacklisted. Fuck off leave go away. don't talk. Megan barth ankle tap. What that's that recently in the last july wash in calendar fifty. Six the nasdaq ten fifty. Six two thousand twenty twenty fuck right. It's too many ways. Heady ever approach someone not at the moment. Because we're in lockdown anyway. But how do you approach someone now and just like what do you do you stand back and be like what what like. Let's say you're meeting rep work or something for the first time or saying how are you saying. How do i think he just you have to. Yeah it's hard because it was really awkward and sometimes trauma to do in a work setting but when people come around to my place or something. That could deliberately. Someone goes. Put a handshake at put a fist bump and they change. And then you change your loser going back to that. I think. I think it's eh shake that's what you gotta do. What an air shake seventeen you can do in covet. Omar people feel uncomfortable. Well they may feel uncomfortable so the issue is when you put your penis under the handwriting. Wanna shake you willie. So you painted under the adria. What is that. The handwriting in the public toilets moving on what he thinks for trying to make up. What was it got my guy he made. Swear you ever done that. Rod that one day on or you know the handwriting on have to shake it. that's ludicrous. I've never shied gets very. Tom planned with these. Put it onto the handwriting abuse on you. Dick that's not done that. I've why i'm not ruling it out. Well i don't know if he goes but who can be your candy. I'm not ever ever gonna product deserve doing one of those things that i'm going to toronto trouble it all or i guess i was born on november four nine hundred sixty nine in texas sixty nine. Yep man a moved to longview texas ninety. Eighty where i attended. Longview hostile lived in australia for year in new south wales as a rotary youth exchange shooting in nineteen eighty eight. I attended university of texas. At austin where i graduated in the spring of nine thousand three with a bachelor of science in radio television and film in the early. Nineteen nineties began working in television commercials in nineteen ninety-two acted episode of unsolved mysteries. I love that show in ninety four. I didn't angels in the outfield. Texas chainsaw massacre costner. The next generation in non and ninety seven. I started the science fiction drama film contact. Thought mike would film filming in two thousand. I was one of the main characters in youth. Five seven one. What submarine film now. I love that movie to following. The success of one went on to star in the following movies. The wedding planner handlers. Going ten days sahara finally to launch the wall. The one that's true. Did this week view denmark. are you getting it. Salty hemos personnel. that is How how did you get. Adam sandler auto. It's not his fault. That are no film. Didn't get adam sandler. That's the best moments i think. Right what do you got i dan. What are you gonna do when you go to bed on going to remove sixty five pillows from the bid the allison has bought in on that. We take off every single. Dial my god. This is a topic women and bedspace. Wait a minute and pillows women and everything to do with slate. Wendy's house design and fashion become like good enough to justify taking fifty pillows up ube every got an awesome that you put them in a guy they go on the floor and the cat piss on that really that is rubbed the fucking feral every day useless pillows and now goes remit. Why would you have money because it makes her feel better. Having to go to bed with you ever not but it makes me feel worse about having to go to bed and take him right trivia time. Have you ever gone to slate next to your wife fiance. I go friend anyone listening and you have woken up in the morning and you attacking up more bed space than girlfriends zero. Tom's is correct. It's never happened because it doesn't exist. The go will always be hogging more of the bed and then go and it's just it's like a scientific fact. Let me tell you signed right. You get were gets worse. Does we just bought a king bed recently. Moved into a new house. King-size bid so you expect to take up a reasonable portion of this on frustrate a bit these last night. Yeah moss comes into bed at not right you son. Yes last night always occupying about that much spice on the king-size bed because she was taking normal spice boys which is okay in king sized bed until probably whatever my body takes up. Why broad-shouldered sir. No no not this way on sleeping on my shoulder so these luck from my back to brest plight the best pie. Wonderful whatever you wanna. Call them oregon. That's i'm just measuring it now. Fifteen seventy s not thirty twenty twenty seven inches. Extra twenty six inches balked. Lost your fucking mind. Dan twenty centimeters. Almeida's always taking up twenty centimetres in king size bed nearly falling off the edge. And then i had my son who for some reason. I just wanted to be in contact with me. And we're just pushing me. All he wanted to be loved. He's loved he's very loud. I know he is righteous comfortable. So good for you know what women. And he's a story for you know that weeks ago alison ordered a king sized bed. King saws everything kings mattress. It all came. He was a blow up mattress. It came out and fucking always low. Yes yeah about a mattress box which we also got recent actually quite comfortable pity that will get the fuck and see much of it because the reason we bought a king size bed was because a complain that she fucking took up the coin bit. And guess what. I'm in the same boat as you. I'll have the exact same amount of fucking space to sleep on now than i did in the queen bid. That's a problem because laka was just saying. I'll give right your credit king bed. I had more space until most started coming in every single fucking not aachen. Imagine you know when it got isn't getting a good night's sleep. He doesn't have enough room to sleep in when it comes to a new bed order you go from a double to a king and god. It's like okay if we order a king size bed. I'm going to get much more sleep. It doesn't work like that. So i go throughout the not knows what's going on and just magically wriggles enough so you're on the edge of the bed and when you wake up off a bed so i would have that much more. Spite davidson happen wriggle. Because they want to be closer to but you try to get away because they're to fucking hot. Have you noticed that women other fucking hot lava. But they are like allison's law is a fucking boiling hot and it doesn't matter if it's summer or winter. She's she's got problem again. Allison's the highs talking boiling horse giving her a compliment order. I'm telling you to fucking hot right now off before her body during the not was soy hot and like temperature heart says like oh my god. It's a thing it's good for about two minutes in winter then it's unbearable and you know another thing they do when they have a share. The water temperatures fucking annihilating lee hot. It's i don't know how they do it. It's chooses can you pass me. I can handle something. And it's like a the kettle of my forearm the degree bins fourth fourth. To get ready for one thing what when you do finally decide kids right for you and you knock her up the all those millions of pillows on your bed going to transform into a full body pillow which is like having an extra fucking at out in bed with you. What do you mean something that women do to cape comfortable when they're pregnant. Foolhardy caro pillows because it helps to a nice support. The valley read their heaps. And all that crap fucking shit. So it's going to happen. He's what i'm telling you and that's just worse. What are you sleeping mark. Do you sleep in a king. Single us sleep on a quyen. And i love law. What's time by myself name is me. I sleep in my bed. And i'm comfortable like i don't have to knock into anyone ever. It's just i being alone. Well we We flagged it but there's the potential that we're all going to be a line for a week or more. Potentially we keep you in the loop will post an associate's let you know whether or not episodes are gonna come depending on all this nonsense and sanford shoutout to youtube. The new platform. Oh yeah we're gonna be on youtube shorts. I think so. Keep an eye on that. Egypt show suture long-sleeved shirts. Just subscribe so this on those. Thanks facing extra content so yeah so he goes very much keeping me company yourselves. We might say next week. Martin see you next week. It's not fair.

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Episode - 3

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Episode - 3

"We're back to kabul provided a lock that you're on that level. That was exciting. Oh well you know what. I'll save in montana. Great energy welcome back to the chats with cats podcasts. Another week rick. And as a way some joint with dan. And mach twenty one six bought. It is a very fickle. Nothing for cool. I think it is getting concerning that. He has so many points in the sixth spot on our hand. Six toy category. I've got the list here and he's ahead so you need these smashing me not looking forward to doing this again. Actually because i am really humiliated. How bad i am. It's not the worst thing to be bad at. Oh he's right. It's the best thing to be better anyway. Do have a couple of six only one this week. So maybe you'll get two points he'll get one and you can do a little bit of a kind of we can have a week where you don't include sex toys. Yeah i think in a few months time or something. Probably when we have a waco dancers have been addicted to well on doing a lot of information on takes his nassau brilliant. Well i am hypocrite. Wait this week because obviously last week. I told y'all abet going at don't wanna go to festivals concerts anything anymore and famous concert on saturday. Not really which one went to say an acoustic schiessel thought. You know what you're getting old going. What saying a little bit more chewy at why not factory acoustic show you where you sit in during the opening act was sitting down up the back actually but then when the mine act came on we went right up the front and i thought you were going to be a raucous. It's just an acoustic show crowd. It'd be pretty chilly out. And then of course some decayed spills. They're drink and what is ever on your taxes. You know what i love about that. How original is when someone says taxi when you drop a drink. I'm sorry but shut the fuck fuck up and say something original doubleday and that did get me thinking. There are so many things that we say on facebook replying to messages about people. Making cho's that is so outdated and it does my head in and there is one in particular that i'm very passionate about and that is the you must be fun at parties ams done with a rick. They would be twenty to thirty of these oregon. If someone says anything negative or anything against just the general vibe it's replied with you must be fun at parties and on occasion. Yes people are fucking fun at party. I'm been told this. I'm fucking greider parties. So like come up with something different. Shut the fuck up and stopping. Unoriginal of the worst part is these people think they're being clever. Yes no and i it. And they're expecting a big reaction when hamas thumbs up aren't going to get like maybe more if you said this four years ago when the first person ever said it well easy try. Twenty seven years ago it's been going remains somewhere in the middle maybe twelve years ago. All odds saito thousand now two thousand years ago the you to this Youtube that's a long term. Didn't start to two thousand six. Oh i thought you meant like oh you're saying about people taught on you see it online like it's very rarely the said in person. Usa paper replying all because they cabled worries. What do you see message. And it's something negative. And tom was like all you know blah blah blah. Scroll down on purpose to find the you must be fun at parties so the comment will have like twenty replies and you all the time you just thinking white for white for you must be fun at parties and it sitting there somewhere walk up. It's such a populist thing to nancy. Everyone jumps on the bandwagon of a certain saying so. One of the audit note meant for ages. But okay bouma oh. I didn't even know this. Because because i'm getting old but so this ship popping up everywhere. Okay boy mirror what are you talking about. Everyone was like oh how hilarious on dot ending of ever heard. And don't don't ruin this story another one. This one's popped up recently. It's not too old but it is starting to get out of hand. Karen people can and cannot say if your name is karen and you middle aged obviously fame now and you have one of those haircuts. Your life has been miserable for the best part of two years. One lakh one prayer. Imagine him karen debt. That is another one another one that got the rash trivia time This question goes out to us. If you can get. This hour will be so happy. Okay you're working in radio at a supermarket and You go up to your work colleague. You ask them how they going at work. What do they reply with me. I'll give you a clue. Same shit different guy. Different guy will fucking hello. Thanks for being so informing Shut up shut the fuck up to work in paradise not so much some other ones you got any all yeah. I've got a list of them. Look no. I actually go to them. And they come and once was close but not Is that a so. Yes yeah that started to annoy me. Because i'm what does that even main and mosel people smoke cigars. Houston we have a problem because it comes from the clinic because it comes from one of my favorite films. Apollo thirteen film great film. Tom hanks i have seen that one. Actually oh you basically saying the film yeah us. I'm not either to the fat lady sings. That's sort of to do with football. You know so. I like i can accept that you know the the fat lady start singing when the game's over so i think he's made that up all right. Have you not listened to country with rex hunt. Not a longtemps starts literally singing when he knows the game's over coach he's not fat or a lady and tested seven grand fawn all along. He was singing one. Sixty three to forty four st johnstone smith. He's montaigne points. Yeah well well that's molly so now it's not really. I saw many like you must be fun at parties like shut the things like online facebook sayings that are used way too much and then there's the electronic ones but i guess this was are are they. Did i ever run out of juice. And you can't use them anymore. Low thing everything. We've mentioned his well and truly run out of juice. we'll probably a good song gets thrashed on the writings. You get sick of hearing it always comes in and stop light cycles you have been using it for five six years and then it just goes away and then comes back to my mind signs up. Sixty forty one. What does that mean not fifty fifty sixty forty five or something but not correct anyway. Move onto our next segment which was talking about the best remedies for sickness especially home remedies. Got one that no one ever bolaise me on and people look at me like i'm stupid but ever since i was young anytime that got heat badly anyway and mainly because i was trouble cricket ball with the face. That's where i'm going with this i. My parents from a very young age always used to put butter on wear a bruise. So if you had a lump oh sang that you and on even knew waffles. Strange but oil say never had ugly burst on my face. They just have massive pimples. Instead do you want to bring up all my insecurities you fucking people with dan. There's a place and it's not a podcast. That's geez listening. So anyway i went to play cricket with a couple of teachers after school one and we're in the gymnasium and these guys were a chi- one of them was a spin one of them's fast spin spin spin. Well sorry relevant. But i just love cricket leggings chuck and pause ahead was anyway the quick one. I was betting getting into my work. And i think he was getting a little bit frustrated. I'll spanking place so bought me a bouncer and audie never helmet on. It was not even net so it was just in the school gymnasium and august didn't get out for this. Didn't get back for this thing. And i didn't even recognize swan. It just banging clocked me right in the forehead ruble. Real quick -able. Ouch charlie yep and that was the end of little cricket session. But i went home and mom goes. That's already coming up in a huge lump butter and alum puerto. I completely ni- bruce but we had school sports carnival the next day and i'm walking around going. What are those marks on your forehead. So i had a you say mark from a credible no abruzzo lumpur anything. Really when you've not yourself and audit markets but arana goes away. My drink has to decide. Wow audrain does the job probably has to be better so people don't believe me but let me tell you our umbro's is it works. Well i would have like. That's really weird. That people find products especially food products. And then start just putting them on their body and the hope. That might do something okay. How many things did the person that found that at trial before butter probably done. If we can talk about jay righted podcast not like people rubbing ma and there are sold like hemorrhoids and stuff. What works do it to mark lost weight. Experience are well one that i have been told by my mother and her friend was. If you cut up an onion. I think he'd dasa and you put it into a stocking and then utah at to help with sore throat utah. You put a stocking that has onion you cut off an onion two paces put it in. The stocking tire ran genetic. And then you go to slightly that on and it's meant to just going to write this down the us i really don't lock sand it sands shit. Yeah i'm telling you attention. Stockings about gripe but you got to cook thing constricted the airwaves during his voice. Go panic. also it's not good that's all. They just western medicine like it's boring so much easier than buying stocking. You'll get me a packet of strips for him. Walk towards me with a stocking onion. I know terrible. Like i don't know that's not something i would do. I would never go to sleep feel uncomfortable. i'd rather be extra seek than have that on my throat and possibly get into your mom what she done. What about you. What have you done. I just take normal medicine like an old person and get better very quickly. Then there's home remedies not really. I mean depends who you talk to like. I'm sure a lot of alternatives have good idea is actually one that you like. Did you ever do apple cider vinegar stocked onto corgis and stuff like that. I've had that when. I was sick. Because i got told apple cider vinegar and maybe something else mixed in queues. You cold really quickly. Because i was flying a grandfather and on and on the monday lading up. I was very sick and i was drinking that all the time and it did help really sort of shaved off a few days of citizens. Were you just getting better anyway. Probably is off the sickness sixty percent better already. It doesn't make any sense and this is the thing how many people have trod all these things and thought that it's done something but they just generally had a bit of sleep like one of my colleagues did i- mandy. Plus a hut told me that one of the ones that she got told as a kid was if you mix like getting better or anything. It's just a thing that people is mixing coffee and oil together. What cairo nah. Nah i think it must've olive oil laws thinking you didn't specify but apparently that is a really good face scrub it stink. The kept in coffee ninety. I'm not a bad at all. I'm not trying that of all that to cut ties with mandy. Care of people trying to get you to rub engine oil and coffee and dan we move on to more fair game off off seconds of something. This is your favorite guy. But la's five guys too much pressure. I love this game. It's my favor well last week. Rick had every single one that i would have been good at and all i had every single one that he would have been the fly. One oh no you know. What would you say your par- money to two three are up at the non who's gone. I augur moscow. I love this mark. Name three things that need replacing ties and shoes they replace a cow every now and then go to new just early lost you and it's not working properly. Richard name three things. You can draw at a street market close earrings and napkins. They do design. Napkins and style is got like something and he's lost business a height that last last one. Hope you like cooking name. Three dishes with egg in the ingredients like an eggs and allies. It's all ronnie's did so easy and you have the pressure that would have been more on all over all like i. Just i just hope you fuck it up or name. Three beatles songs. Hey jude hello and let it be. I'm so glad. I didn't get the don't even. I got all of this guy. Go get this to be in it. My pressure name historical events world war two world war and vietnam war done will of a bungee think about the world wars. You've already gone about these. These are been caught time to not nine three braids of dog. Shua papillon a labrador a papillon. Humane popper pomeranian. Papillon happy it was a papillon a papillon windows key good for you. It's like the one with the bees and the looks like a butterfly. Happy on look it up later. I believe all right so rigs getting three there. Is that right. Yeah argon going to. Because i missed one of the eggs. Okay well the series so far explaining that one six two four. You're actually up. Yes that's good. Talk i am. I've got work to have someone. This one gets better when you're drunk though. Doesn't it brian counter. Yeah well a lot to mix it off. I didn't want to leave always at the anti. Maybe we can just start to push back every zone and not do this on a monday. That might be another idea doing it. You wanna do a saturday. Not all that could be messy. We can forget to press record. Don't normally do that anyway. Good drivers into bed. Sometimes you do make good decisions when you're drunk win not odd. I think i'd have audie once so was an interesting time in my life at one point and seek of doing what i was doing for work and had a recent breakup with a girlfriend was i wasn't happy about so you drinking double just to cover for the feelings of drank anymore but i do remember. I had a good good session on a sunday with him. Amman raunch at mielke. And the next day i had to drop him into uni and i had spice to go to work and at the time most sailing one so had this case that are used to carry around with meals full awan products and stuff with and i was driving into uni and are a member. Please don't drink. Drove raging behind the where ron was sitting on a grub a apollo cure and said my one of these before you gotta unionist said. I'm going to quit my job side by the way nine so you decided in your over your not just with the girl with the job will go thing was done but i was seeking working at the place. And w in my you know we have had a big naught blah blah blah and. I said i'm going into work. And i'm going to tell him a quick and that'll be any. Tom's done that before and not done it on our ever of only ever done my the decision once on my the decision. It's dumb decision. Doesn't get ten back on so i dropped him to. Unit drives straight into work put. My wife's. Dan said rex was his name. My boss at the time. It was a lovely two by the way what was the job. Sorry selling one said rex. Nayed taught you might went into his office. Thanks will my last. I e and a quick and i drive we drive. How did he respond. Early has it. He respond cut up. Because i was always killing it there. I was doing a great job. And everything. But i was just sick of. Did he offer more not he will. He said to me what's caused it and all that stuff and so. I just don't want to work here anymore. I just got last night and realize didn't lock you fucking now it in the grand scheme of things. It's funny you look back on older and wiser but that has led me on the current trajectory. Guess that i've been on to good jobs. It's actually we'd because imagine if you weren't drinking and you came to that decision you would have probably slipped on at work on the next day in which another six months maybe boy. Yeah then something else happened. Carriage you might be in. America needs some reason by good things. Don't always sometimes bad things happen when you drag all. Don't have anything dramatic that i've done this hanes but probably nothing. I can really recall told them ahead. Well we vice memories the other day And i had one pop up just a couple of days ago and it comes up once a year and it's a stark reminder of maybe a little bit low sincerely back in the day and sent it to you because we had. Yeah we are down. We had a big. It was a big weekend and this was taught up with band stuff so we play on the fraud and then the one of the bands that we applied with went back to go from that band's place and we kicked on and whatever and record silly hassle pasta really unconscious hostility to like an alien and out of consciousness anyway dealing has grabbed a shaver and not like. Hey clipper show you know the one that basically gets you to the skin and he shaved a big patch. Out of my head is bad. All will pop up on the screen on watching. Put it up. You would do that to your friends on the sort of person that got fact on like that we deem. It's there's no safety for some of the does like a lotta prank videos. Comedy are never get any value in that sort of behaviour. Well i either. You're shaving. You might ted it's inconvenient. What's the value in that. Yeah i agree with you because not only did i get my head shaved in a decent size patch. You could not cover it up. There's no karma fixing just boring. But i also had five pedalpub sticks to my coach superglued to slightly better. Yep black now. Polish scientist all over me. Fingernails hands face that was in texas now polish. On what god. That's fucking eight you. The shaver shaved my head with superglue that into my hands. I work out like three o'clock in the morning us on all. Well i'm going to vomit. So i went to the toilet. I couldn't even get my head in the toilet bowl because that's hanging off my face. Okay chrissie stuff me everett. It was bad man and then the next day they kept saying are has your head as you head on over and didn't realize what they done also you that the hang of yup and then eventually figured it out and all my house picking but that was probably the worst air ever got. Yeah well as fucking discussing what is with going to a hairdresser and you sit there and you all my love this. Hey can you. Just i just want to talk to here and just take a little bit off the top and then just throwing it out and then fucking do everything the opposite and then for some reason the superpower of a hairdresser stop she from being out of say anything and then they show you that shitty little crusty mirror the becky neck and you'd see your defects in the ship fucking and you just go. Good thanks fought. Here's the problem he's cut your hair There's no going back in time so if you were to tell your baba hairdresser after you've had a haircut is this okay. Do you like it if you say no you start an awkward conversation moment with the hairdresser. Now there's nothing. The hairdresser can do from here to fix the situation. He conscious glued the hair back on. The the haircut is done it is complete not happy you staring yourself in the mirror like a daycare and going you fucked up next four weeks now you sit in because it's a lot of time for this headache go back. This is going to be eight to ten week ordeal thinking in your head. I had a really bad haircut couple years ago although it against yesterday. Thanks for those. And he's come. Why have way too short and he goes is the length. Okay now if i were to him too short he comes fucking do anything about it so you just say yes. Pay the money then fuck off. Honestly there's nothing you can do what they have is done. You can say debate you hand over the twenty five. But that's unacceptable. It is so what did you say to. Before that i was just cut my hair off and make it really just want that much taken off the top and by that he must have multiplied it by three and i've left. I've left the barber. And i'm just walking back to my house and bring the fun out. This is fucking disgraceful couple of stages of especially if they aren't they cut it too short. There's the morning stage of paid money to feel miserable. But then there's the redemption phase where you go well. I'm not going to have to get a heck for a while now and it looks better in two weeks time versus a few days exactly. Yeah because it gets to the an okay linked after two weeks and you adjust to it to you. Got shit and then three days later you but it's a haircut. You'd rather done properly and go to the hairdresser next time. You know two weeks earlier to get another head rather than have it short. You look like addicted for one or two weeks and then go back thing on understand with these slowest when i walk into a hairdresser. That's done more here before and done a good job. I want to say the last song. Just fucking remember what you did for me. Because i don't know how to explain it at all so you walk in you cut this last time so wherever it's grown you just take it back to what you should always like that fucking long the saw then you take that much off the top because it all goes at the same fucking todd easy. I'm telling it. I've never agreed with something more. Mine tyler off because i have another person who heydrich a friend hairdresser who cuts my hair so i can say stop now not negative but did you know that hair itself grows about half an inch a month and you're gonna have a lot of facts. I read on a read on here. Which is a very boring tom. So the average person grows six inches of hair. a year doesn't telemacho. How often do you. I'm seeing that on five weeks six. You're getting you're getting about ten haircuts every year. Yeah so if i get two inches in my head off and then your your five. Six weeks outta. I saw them. Now we have a similar sodas stall you've got the long hair on top you get a little bit short on. The sides had long as that haircut being popular a long time now a decade or longer are member have long hair and primary school went hostile and a bad name to change. This started getting short back and sides and have never changed it ever seen bullying stopped. I haven't cried for farewell oregon's yet it's been a long long time. How subjects are went to barber. Who didn't get the normal person that i went and see the other normally went to say and the salvator. The whole tommy. Cutting my hair are said to in specific. Don't go too short on top of me. A little bit of something to work with their and then the whole time. He's cutting the hair. Yeah just care about doing good things from our customers. So they're always gonna come back and giving really great haircuts and it was fucking crooked as anything and it was why too short and i just walked out of they gone. I'm never going to see you again. Your sheet terrible. So you're going to go to your hand. That was a wide full. Did you say you waited for that goal. It wasn't the normal gosawx. I thought i'll tell you. Assigning is like one of those things you in for that particular ghani fucked up. I don't pay attention. we're got to move on. No no just before we do when you're in conversation with the of baba they're always throwing cliche comments that you like has died and all this of shit our return serve so one of my questions to them has been in your whole time of hairdressing and usually you know the the main cutting after twenty twenty-five years as i. Have you ever had a customer. You've cut the head and live compliant. About how bad it is and they say no and sometimes i'm outside all the there. Was this one time. Which sort of mike south point. It was probably a karen. Would it would have been but it sort of makes a point that people will not tell the bob of they've had a bad haircut. It's a thing it is a genuine thing so what you say the song when you walk into the bar says talk. She get he said. Don't talk to the bob. That's another sign we'd because anyone will complain about anything bring electric back the dumbest fucking reason but a haircut which is why more personal and why more emotional and they don't say anything someone cut your pbs too short once your way to passionate about this peeves. Don't think so enough. there's it bob sarah is waxing the. Let's say you here. And i just know i know you hide it and that's something you have to live with. Let's move on for the next five weeks. Who can obtain. Yeah been noticing marks dance moves. have a. It's no wonder that you are a pussy magnet. Let's go swimming or as ones how many dams have you had from dancing. I'd say don't exaggerate zero. I didn't say be accurate on on a square. Bother why you need. This is not an actor again. Is it tonight any idea with actors in serial killers. Sports people in sports people who can have. Now you're gonna try that again. I was born on december. Two nineteen eighty one so forty forty. I sing in church choir as a child go sebastian own age three. I started attending. Dance lessons in my hometown of cynwyd. Louisiana not gossiping. During my childhood i also had gymnastic and voice. Lessons won many state level competitions. I mean my mother traveled to georgia to audition for the nineteen nineties. Mickey mouse club. Britney spears always got it well da italy. I had losing that because we have been so incompetent last few weeks what happened. What did you get making math pub. Always going to be justin. Timberlake britney speeds audit to the thing which is in december ninety two the cast of the mickey mouse club christina aguilera that she's gonna leading towards michael. Douglas vote on down. That was over fairly short. But i'm glad that you negga on your on the board. Thanks for up to twenty one torture by worry or get can get ya. Does that get you depress. That did it so fast. You want to to be honest with you. I'm actually louche added. We didn't get onto page two of three. Because you've juicy stuff in there just was a little bit more like it would come together and then would be your anticipation you're depressed. I am a bit depressed but oh well. I'm glad you got to see the press because you do stupid things when you depressed in fucking metal detectors and shit like that metal detectors are amazing that there might say you know. I didn't to be honest. I am all for metal detectors what they can good. But he's not clubs. Yeah some random walking on the beach looking for pennies. It's a tricky one. Because if you bought the mets detector you need to. You need to find something that covers the purchase of the actual metal detector. But the problem is do you feel guilty for funding. Someone's wedding ring or something on the beach. Now look like to be honest with you are now a lot of people that have fan wedding rings. And they've tracking dan through engravings on the ring and they retentive and that's we'd club yukata of you know lots of people who pay was wedding rings when i say i've seen three stories online from doing from the globe or global can add lie. I don't even know three. i'd to sorry alison. How much is a metal detector. Honestly you can spend like three four five hundred bucks on like an entry level one and then you can go up to ten fifteen grain. Yeah oh no yuk. you don't understand. That's a huge gap. Okay like how much was yours surrounded by. I bought a five hundred ninety nine dollars one half frost secondhand frost brand new. And tell you what. I've definitely got the value for money out of it because i've used it to us. Seven dollars a horseshoe selling it to me and i. Do you know what. I actually want to take that way more than that. Just have no interested until now. And now i've got mockery. Toji cares about them at airports and not clubs would be happy to go metal detecting with you at the beach one time. Well you have to go to the beach all the time. Because i did write down some stairs. Did you know that in two thousand nineteen gone down to one hundred thousand dollars. Nugget only eighteen inches underground hundred grand that far challa charlotte pretty good and these only a couple of stories. Another go a treaty on his day off in two thousand twenty. He found a gold sovereign with two grand in the parklands in perth. So it wasn't even out in the bush doing anything just below the surface and he's just made a lot of money and it is a mysterious fun about you. Just got to get the ppp. When he hit something we've got a bit of history. It's pretty cool. it's fun dig up a bit a history. Dick it up talk. I thought you said dig under mike. The story lot better. I really hide it. What's your problem with. It has sad. Were you when you click on that thing. Not at all so exotic e. I was so excited to go out and even even my younger brother. He has a mate that border farm twenty from he and he found some weed coin. That was with hates some money for hang on property when you sharing this with people not designed as hates kane on all telling you there's some cain detectors going out to waas imagining fall in the ocean wants with your buddy underwater metal detector. Yeah we tried to swim in the water with a hot todd and it was very hard. I was shit. I reckon we reach the bottom want. It's a lot seven times was very hard. I think it's better for shallow water in busy spots to find people's wedding rings and not return. That's what you're contradicting yourself. I'm sick of it. So if you found a ring. Clearly wedding ring. And it had an engraved ingredient argument that yeah would you. Yeah i think so. I don't need the money. Is that because we're gonna podcast. Is the answer different. Once we jump off days to vote with back. I need the money and gets a ring. And she's like hanging out of the volt. Love you julie. Come next week in on. And we haven't fished for a while. No your huge fisherman detecting fish. I'm very bad. Luck of became. Or were you guys. Go and do that. And i'll go and do things that aren't just for losers so we'll give you an update. Do we're not going to go. I'm nick segment boys. Twenty twenty two twenty going twice running twice the third and final time telling you sold right now. This has to be three for rick even to make this a decent comeback. How many up right now you'll to one. Yeah we'll you talked about sex toys. So that's my specialty area. Well the first one is a sixty yes they have a look at it. Oh you're acting like a jelly jump. Is that a children's swing. Oh deed lock towards me. The kids version of that is a jolly jumper. That wants go to jelly hump. So is that what his co. Don't even know what the name is yet. You did a great job research. I've got. I've got the data's description it's a black hammock. The hangs by four adjustable nylon webbing straps the swing itself is made of layers of genuine leather. There goes the price rocketing now. Strong load bearing capability of two hundred and fifty kilos. But we always suggest that you tissot carefully before putting too much weight on it which means that when you fucking it probably goes to three hundred So much pressure metal blast on pops and multiple suspension points. So aside egos what was that vice mark. I'm just mentally prepare. What does it sell for But i'm just going to sign it. Six fifty marks at six fifty six on all guy at sixty sixty nine. The process is not thirty. Three ninety seven. It's a win for me. That is a win view. He's finally at one search experience at you on. I'm actually surprised at you. Guys went so lawyer. What do you mean jelly jumper for two hundred bucks. That's a bit sohar. Then factor three. Because it's the sex toy. Yeah the premium on sex toys. Because you can't get them from anywhere about that bloody purple strapped time picking those up. I'm telling you premium anyway. The next one is something a little bit more common but a little bit weird saint on safari bark. So we've gone from a spring sex toy pham bought this kid's toy kids thing. I will get to the description in a moment okay. Happy that description. The farm adventure is awaiting you. basically it. Basically is a very robust frame making it very suitable for professional. Use six to underscore. Don't think it is. It's basically like a powered firearms for anyone. So it's powered motor electricity or not. It doesn't have different engine. Is the description. Rip off So it's a really tricky. Because is it. What is it. Keyed saucers that saw. It just says professional use doesn't give that says it's got an adjustable saddle and four wheels. A swing axle to keep you grounded and plastic So i'm going to say it's a kid's toy all have one. We'll look around a plastic not plastic at all. Jesus looks rubber but it tread on the talk which is good to say it's great for access or gone fought forty nine. I was thinking seven. Fifteen on fifteen on four hundred ninety nine. It's a fifteen hundred dollar. god fucking. He's picture at the post. do you know. This is terrible that ace to fifty percent off in. You just got to be better. Thanks can you write your prostate next time because you made that up on. The spot didn't have the next boys last one. come on come on. i'm actually hoping to get. Oh i think this was worth your kids man. I said i'd put one in your favor this week. Come on. let's go prosperity. He's gonna be with a slot. Yeah do you want the description of gina description nineteen ninety non grand twenty seven sixty nine two seven process. I they know touched you giving this buntings might a fucking swings as long three grand bunnies angry at me that this is like. Oh man leave. I want to be here anymore. I love that. He's the dad. Killed him on it muslim-led within four hundred hundred promise because it's actually two hundred eight or well off three us. Let's six three. You can't even raise six. I lock it. i'm not happy. Just accept it should be a deep sense of shame running within iraq. They're not my fault. You don't know to just be better. Just get on catcher the diana look around and then as soon as you get an audio of what you you've guessing old chain website and fuck you up go almost just go and hang out on catcher the day on what actually changed a little bit more unique knicks save. Save that hinders you more. It's terrible in the other thing. I wanted to speak about acted dumpty neighbors. When you've done something that could have been to their property or just in general yes affected their love. Yup it could offer the rick. Are itching spray. Painted his own house. He wasn't a yeah arley mine now. Always young i was like twenty two was also young. I was probably twelve eleven or twelve and my cousin who not allied was down visiting us for the weekend and we will plan to go to. It was called kringle park. Indoor go karting center which is a gambia. Okay next day. But we're playing games and stuff on the on the night before. And i remember bevin. My cousin said to me jump the fence and run through that god and the net wasn't garden. It was a luck really well established veggie patch. And this is the night that you never look at more night. Bihar and the that go. I was like an uncle to us. We see call him uncle bevin but to impress my cousin. Yep so young impressionable. Rick jumps the fence and just trashed the absolute faulk out of the ho- veggie patch keith. Shoot over smashed. Things off of trellis ocoee plotted fresh vegetables. And all sorts of stuff fucking shit on badra on the egging me on and so it wasn't just my cousin so he suggested it but then my other cousin anthony was a my sister. Rebecca was there and they're all going to do this and the next day bevan wanders over knocks on the back door mum comes at nato good veggie patches been ruined. And she's like oh that's not good and he's got pretty sure it was on kids she's now wouldn't be and then actually. I'm not going to drop my sister and one of them rather it on me is in your your cousins or your brothers and shame on. I'm not sure which one it was but all of a sudden. I heard my mom from the back door right and so i went over there. Sheeting myself and she goes. Did you do this. To uncle evans. Veggie pet now wasn't my shitting. We've been told that it was you. May maybe she lied. Maybe she was actually didn't lie so that was robot and felt horrible. And the way i've got out of it was a drew sketches pace paper and said to more sad sad plot. These maybe you could build a little trailer. Sohn who could back up and took that iran to him as a pay suffering. And i'll go. I was pretty good. Hang on fucked up like six hundred dollars worth of plots and veggies. Yeah drew him. Try and go and he forgave. You talked into doing it just because all the had the guts to actually do it and then they told that was. That's a sheet thing to do. I'm sorry bevan's the biggest dickhead ever dom. Why would he forgive you for the. Because i'm lovely person fucking not lovely after doing that. What did you do me actually. I'm pretty bad person. I used to play cricket in the backyard. We they've run a lot. And then one day i didn't have any friends and i hit the loss of six hundred tennis balls over the fence and it was just within reach of knives guy so i walked ran into his driveway to try and get to the backyard and i was trying to convince the dog to give me the tennis ball back. So i could continue to play like eliza ball myself and didn't understand so i went and saw and i got these fucking slow cooked lamb barn with made on it and i gave it to the dog. He didn't get the bowl. Just left it in the fence and walked away little or no dog took the bine cooked born ida got stabbed in the throat about nineteen times as chewed the bind and swallowed up. And then dad knock. Don't ask the door to not lighter than dog died. 'cause i gave them a fucking big murderer can murder arm. That is why you shouldn't have pets on high so the question was asked. Oh hello was asked. Did all. I give the dog of iron and always cy handed had to take it. And what are you gonna kill. Someone's dog on and you don't know what that's bad. it's fucking bad. Very bad on updo visuals. You can reply that you killed an animal. I thought i was trying to us doing good thing. Shame on new. Have you got anything to lift the mood. Because that was was going to end on a sound up you got anything. One more is a good one. We were at my dad's friends one day and dad went through this. We'd fis when he was probably in his early forties or something called maybe fifteen probably in his forty seven where he started making hot air balloons right so he got miniature. Ones are lock obviously fucking roofs. So you get to garbage bags. Black big beck black garbage bags cut. Holy one time by the actually with sticky tape them together and then he might these wire contraption that held onto lucca those aluminium foil dishes ball thing and then you put a lot in them and set them on fire. Heat up the big thing and let them go and it was pretty cool like we let go and we're at this blocks one day and he goes abroad on me out. Abe lines came to say how this girl and we were in this huge big shed right and just that saw the shed lit the thing. Let it go once it had enough of hot air but this is a country at back militant type thing and it was the middle of summer to draw for a dry but the problem was this thing went out and no one thought to go at the side of the shared in the open space and see if there any wind. So that's the thing and it's gone just above the shade and the wind was hail and grabbed the thing and took off that way and it went over a drug. Ross panic and just dropped jiffy fall. A lot is everywhere throughout this panic. And the whole thing's caught on for a lead up of called the safest safest come held and dan put out the fire and it was huge. By the way i walk. It was bought along going to bend down and at the end of it. All the safest were interviewing dad found out what happened because he'd call them and he says oh my bloody kids in this marks and stuff like that so he blamed all the kids that there quite a few of us so it wasn't just landed on me blind everyone because he didn't want to wrap for letting this stupid fucking auto abela another thing you just find with for. I thought was smoking in the paddock. And we just dropped a cigarette. Patterson smoked a cigarette in my life. Wow terrible bad very thanks. John off what do you call it when he got something against someone. Yep i'm searching for that word. What is the fuck. Brian five and dinner or associated Vendetta actually oh well. I think we're at it's on. Yeah i think so. How long have we been going full. Fifty six minutes already time flies. When you're having chest with cats tom. i need to go. China jumping rush ahead on i. I don't even know she literally got on me in. Shed very bad. Well if you want to come and check us out on youtube and if you want to or not just what you are on building and you got to say the cats if you don't if you just hearing cats listening to us near charged with cats like just saw a thing get around us. Dan all social media where we going. We're going chats with cats podcast for everything so okay. Whatever you're on chance with cats calc tiktok just for cats of a instagram instagram youtube. And it's wonderful. And i think for most of the apple music and all that was also you is pretty much. I'm glad you're on top of it. Because i'm not and we. We have our topics but if anyone listening out there is warning not to talk about a particular subject send them in and we'll discuss anything at all. I could be anything. Let's we'll discuss it. We'll give you on anyway. We will check the hell out of it so next week. Thanks goes guys what's out.

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Episode - 14

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Episode - 14

"My cat just wants carnage. Doesn't it every time you any clothing. Then it goes on always allergic to that. I'm going go rub everything about me. And you say he's at a boy nala on. Are they boys going for it now. Dunkin boy biker and go amaze saw. Yeah both of them. Samis they came out samis. They're like they tell you that. Yes for ticket and everything you buy a nanny ticket this ticket and looks pretty fake and then they're all mongoloid. They're not a whole possum office semi samis with the naked catsuit. Not here now two different types anyway. Back everyone to the chats cats podcast you here with rick. Dan and mock for another week long weekend. Boys has been a bit happening since we caught up. La guys euros started so the soccer or it's actually called football but people in this country soccer and there was a bit of a an event that happened the other not rick scary scary a scary moment. Yeah well. I i don't even follow the euro soccer football. You should have you want to call it. But i saw on the news. And i thought holy shit. Basically apply erickson for denmark collapsed. On the panel of tottenham hotspur. I find a collapsed on the pitch. When he received a throw in went down and had a heart attack actually died on the pitch or he was unresponsive had to be revived sapio though him for about five minutes i saw this unfold law and i was convinced that he was gone. Like one hundred percent of thought he's gone and everyone in the crowd was crying. His teammates sort of formed a wall around and just to sort of office. Give him some privacy. Some of them were in tease. His girlfriend ran onto the pitch was comforted by the goalkeeper. Who did an amazing job. Markle is nascar smarter with his dad. Menu yeah i thought i honestly from the news. It just looks like he just fainted and fell down and water as a thing when i was watching. I thought this is huge news. This is going to be massive but he survived which is an amazing thing. A great thing and that's why wasn't big the next day. Yeah but for someone that was watching it live. It was so scary our it was truly terrifying lying there on the ground like is rolling back in his head. Just not moving. I'm surprised they kept filming him. That's we that's a big thing. Yeah baby has come out and apologized because basically broadcast scar getting revolved. Which is pretty freaky. Look what gnashing as soon as the raise it. The thing is just dieted as to why it was so scary for someone that was watching it live. We saw way too much always watching it going home watching this. This is just really full-on like how he's dead. Almost imagine an afl play going to me watching that it never. It doesn't happen. What does that happen in soccer. But not other sports sidewire war. What the cause was just had elapsed and that was all the headlines next. I just said that he collapsed or even the fact that marks today that he had a heart attack just on a on. Can you guys smell that feast cat. She just rooting drifting into. This is charged with cats chats with catch it. that's remarked outside. The good news is he's okay he got hospital. He became responsive and he's recovering and he's going be fun. That is good news. The other thing that i think is a strange. Is you always say soccer players. Go down and just saying You see the stupid guy you just lock the first instance when i saw him go. Unlock my chested. The ball while you're going in for a split second. My head's gone this caused like what's the point of this but dived into an open peach random literally attack and already early that the. There's a cardiologist at ramsey. Probably never play again. He's only twenty nine years old really younger than all of us. Never blogging international superstar braun. Pretty crazy i wonder. If that's what happens with this contract. He always get paid pays. Yeah if he doesn't plot saif lots more in portland sport just just is a bit more going on in the world of sport though so adelaide playing host at the moment to the olympic swimming qualifies. And they're going ahead japan olympics which burst mind-blowing for status. But the thing that really ought tonight doesn't frustrate me. Oh santa komo is frustrated things but the thing. That's really interesting familiar with the olympics series. I didn't know any of the lock superstars. Any of the olympians know any of them are could nine one to you. Think back to the good old golden data lock the qualifies happening at the moment ending. Adelaide to be glued to the television qualifies almost hack it up almost as many olympians as the cricket team australian cricket team you could name ten or eleven or twelve so michael clam and my favor. Stephen bribery. All the pre new about bradberry. Until he buddy just one win you'll ever say If you're watching the olympics what's your favorite goto event that has to be. I mean rick and we love athletics. We go on runs together. Then you not involved in that. That's all right dan. Anything that you look alike hajjah job. What do you love the track events. Are you sit glued to the swimming night. Yes this thing before you move onto this. They have been two world records not just a striding records or event records world records broken at these olympic. Swimming qualifies also people. Good us. tell me the name of one of the people that have broken one of those working. Jill matata that person yes audience. It was not swimming and it's not track. I'm sorry but i'm not interested weightlifting zora but anyway there's this one event That i watch. And i love the eight hundred maters now. Something are noticed. When i was watching the other day i was getting sucked up. I love watching all events. Olympic events and eight hundred maters the david dacia. The kenyan holds the world record for the eight hundred meters runner. So i was watching this track. Event getting psyched up for the olympics. And do you guys know that there is a bell that rings during the eight hundred maters to alert the runners that there is one lap to go in her lap rice. So you run one lap and there's a guy there digging the bell you'll learn older runners go one lap guy. Is there more of a useless person in the world and that person ringing the bell goes well more left like one. Plus one equals all year. This maybe you know what there's always a reason something's boarding and maybe someone forgot handy laps. They were one. Time in compliance just stopped after the first four hundred right. Oh god actually gone back to the swimming with thinking about someone having a heart attack in the poll that could be that could be the end. That's another thing. Another klis thing that someone can be involved in during the olympics is the law of siva at the olympics in the poll. Yeah did a laced. That god like unless they had bought the wall like. You're the foster swimmer in the world for the job. You might need a lot sigua. They're actually bitter. Swimming in loft got a lot better. Yeah to actually. You know another sad fact. I heard over the weekend. Must be documentary. That when wales jet. Get to old. And i have a heart attack or whatever and they. Dr actually don't usually da from those sort of things actually almost always they actually just get too tired to get to the surface and then they drown and they sink down and then they blow and then shocks them every while pretty much drowns to death. So it's never like to all of the nursing homes and more famous. I think i need to get some and then just done over. Bad draining would be amazing. Apparently most euphoric quite a dot. The feeling of the water going lungs. Amazing isn't i don. I heard that wants true fact. That's genuinely terrible on true facts to most famous australian olympians in history one and two. Can you name them for me. Please raymond frame and move on. let's move on to face wet and pull that up. How long has he widened the pool. That was taught wasn't it. It would have gone ten if he wasn't carrying pogo rick. I named three things that can sink a ship. That's your havington's penis. A hole in the side of it and bomb. Oh won't give it to a great. I answer but it's just not right but like it could be. Can you reward us for creativity on this podcast place. If you want to give him that point. I'll give it to him. I'll already hit. The button are also it's on us. Sorry it's it's not right. Mark name three previous american presidents jackson grant an jefferson actually done. I have no idea what the name of mark jackson jefferson. Grind links looks confident. It's definitely right. it's i'll be honest is a quote from a movie. I could've said bush obama. But that's what i was hoping for. He goes past like getting creative easy. I'm in trouble because a lot of care enough. And i came up with that question. That's pretty good. All right rick name three things. You can be allergic to bees food and honey shellfish. That's what i'm allergic to honey. Honey honey honey but like thing. Is you take notes. Wrong move on. You could technically say anything. There's someone out there. That's allergic to honey oregon. Honey's food so now you yeah. 'twas your favorite name three conspiracy theories nine eleven The bali bombings and jive k. Bali boeing's now now giving it. I love the bali bombings. 'cause the because before they found out who it was which i don't know who was there was a conspiracy about it being someone else. The thing is that wasn't probably wasn't they can be a conspiracy theory about any major event. He's got a point. Nick that's the problem. And that's why sydney olympic conspiracy theorists. Just get rick name. Three natural things that fall from the sky head feathers birds and birds skydivers. Not that didn't lock in any order. Said snow ryan hieaux. That probably would have been more normal. All the creativity named three things you can put inside a vagina fingers and condom yet in their vote on. He's he's looked at me. Look after that but to not that three h it is going to jump over the disk. And just regs fuck it even just punchy oregon well if i had to ride on the way here. This is your is some consistency. I'll tell you what you will consistently bad so that randall tried to help you and you did pretty good with that. Make so we can. We can just move on now. Road rage is a very funny thing. Thing and funny actually had no less incidents. I mean it can be horrendous or it can be funny like i know for me. I usually find it funny. I get angering punch the steering wheel. Someone cuts me off or go slow for too long and i'm getting really frustrated. And they start turning. I spade out to have a look at their head on into now. Who are hate like need to know. And if they like they look old and slow and annoying. It makes me even more angry but it like you want to get racist. If you can't not racist look of a district just if they're less attractive if it's like a good looking guy fuck you good looking and i g on height. That are an ugly. The white person. It's okay now more get more angry. What's the name was the most angry you could be. What could you see you. Someone who is someone who cuts off cuts me off then goes slow and then the people that almost have to stop to turn the corner that lie. That's the most so two lanes and then there's a slit line to turn rot. Yeah yeh indicate and then basically stopped in the normal line before they actually just go into the sleep. I was like my. There's plenty of room to slow down in the line and glide in the normal line fucking everyone else up. What do you do when you get angry in a car. But you say you know what you say well. It's on sort of the other day when we were driving into the city. Pap- get angry at someone doing site and they do these ones in in the mirror off the hands by era. That's what's that gonna save my thank you yelling at me. Get fuck as you say things out loud and the aric and sire really really nasty things on the my breath just case they hear yes but there's always a hand that can fix all these problems well just just live in a predicament of a potential argument. Destroy the hand up. So i'm sorry or thanks for letting me in and it can literally or you fucked up. Sorry if that person is behind and you've done something they could literally you fucking on it. Get out of my car. And i'm gonna punch you or hand up. We're almost now friends. Almost my friends of that a love the is just like what are the five seconds ago but now joining grab because they've realized they were fuck it. Is that what it is. It's to do that. Yes you do a lot more things you. Brian switches to. You'll turn a fuck my hat and then the person goes sorry. You're not actually a thank. You must be a good person but you know what else is the stupidest thing about it. All what someone cuts you off. You fucking go crazy. Adam we'll have in your hand carrying on punching steering wheel and then you made up within the next satellites. You actually haven't lost any time you haven't lost any ground. What if they say you got to point there. But what if they see you like and then you pull up saw side and then you get the big groups and go shit. I'm i'm sorry by saad with them there. And then you have to do that thing. We just more for hush j. draw. The limit overnight looked. I just see brienne door. See you fucking sweating. Bullets in the front on fucker. Didn't realize you six nine fuck talking about caring why he too much about things that don't matter. Have you seen a lot of these slightly sports stars that have been posting and calling people out on social media for you. You multi all my school that trial. You didn't kick that goal. You didn't shoot that basket. You ruined my multi. Costs me this amount of money. Death threats this sort of stuff. It's terrible skit obvious. Oh it's betting its gambling which means as a chance. You're gonna lose any loss to kiss. I actually have never ever blamed a player for that. I blame myself picking player. Because i should have nine. That wouldn't come up but if it's like a sure thing and it doesn't be frustrated. But you know what is annoying is when people post the maltese. They talk about it. And it's all you cost me my seven leg moti or a fifteen like naughty. No one not one leg. No one thing that you're relying on fifteen things this this this unjust fucked up more fifteen monte in reality no you fucked up by putting too many legs in you bet your fucking. It is exactly the same water and go to bed. The second is the best. You lost this front off on sunday afternoon indicated but do you ever. When you're sending people texan software that you sending your multi or whatever and then you might get for your loser and you send them something right back. Ha ha ha or or something and you always wonder how the reaction is on the other end like the hierarchy of her house. Is this a thing that you know. What is it telling me. Because i don i always remember. Excuse me remember back in on. Msn suffer remember msn early two thousands. That's right it must have been that school emerson talking to people and all of a sudden there were these we'd acronyms popping up block off was the probably one of the most longest papal to actually people were on pretty long match. Eddington long. Not know is that one always probably pushing back on accepting even unlock it. I'll hide law. There was resistance in the mclaughlin. Hit huge resistance. Think it's relevant obvious. Ll six times in my life. I have used elo never in my entire life and this is an actual fact. I know for a fact. I've never done it is i don't ever want to do it of never ever sent someone. Ll what hide it and laughing at that. Come on man. Just hot haha. The mora's you put onto something. Yeah the more funny it should be and then you make a statement is basically saying a making a statement with the small face. I'm in good spirit. So let's say you send me your joker the wait to me which is always semi good. I'll give you six out of ten on average bit. Oh we don't talk as much now. Dragging he sends me something. And it's going to be a reply of like ha ha ha ha. That's six. let me explain. Let me explain if you say something to me and say haha. Yeah obey just a random statement. That basically means that. I'm saying yale bay they're unhappy. I'm smiling making the statement and the ha ha represents good mood the good spirits. Yeah i've never picked it up and ha is lot maybe joy now. i'm laughing like the moja. The funnier is it turns from a a mood or my emotions to an actual to be at least are high and echo is to get an actual blah of actually done a scientific experiment and i've done a study. It's eight characters so ten or more characters lettuce and with love. We're dealing with the joke. Anything less than that is more of a small mood. Okay it's a fact emerges come into this is because i have substituted ha-has for just the the laughing emoji smiling crying laughing. It's funny singer that boom. And maybe i'll send it to us. Everything's really funny. Oh do you know what. I always highlighted. He's joe and then someone talks back. F o clock. All how you actually rolling on the fucking flow you lose up loser. You're not rolling on the floor. You're sitting on your computer and you probably not even smiling sitting in the public mind. Wildlife ever wrote on the floor and loft ever what a dump place to laugh. Its duty erected when someone's taught rolling on the floor laughing. It's been around a long time. Let's let's say it's by and sent to someone three billion times are i can toss someone's been rolling in the full laughing so that's the fact. It's time pissing myself laughing. I probably need to get a pad. You fucking seventy five. Have you ever fished herself laughing. I've never ever even come close. It's not like a lot aiding and needing to sneeze like never happens to me. A weird segue segue. It's just like pissing and laughing doesn't go hand in hand with me at all. You notice doesn't go hand in hand doing a fat and then yelling. What the fuck does their dad. You should know yes. So it'd be walking around like k. Mart or target or anywhere public and as soon as he fought but hansie blaming it on someone also get the megaphone and drawing all the attention to him is. Hey admitting to the far. I think so. Wow i still say deliberately tearing the and usually is a us walking along kinky leg up and then everyone just looks so far the fought gonna want the. Yeah so he's doing the complete opposite of what anyone should normally do is holding the noise hiding the cell. He's not applying it on you like it. Was my son throwing you under the bus. It just like he did one. Apparently that whole story for all the time before three weeks ago walk paddock on for probably so embarrassing stories. Have you got anything that your parents when you're younger the ball. It's not really that embarrassing. Mom had stomach banning and she's had a meal to probably a third or fifth even of what she's eight so when she goes out to a restaurant with us someone else. She's obviously ordering a main meal but carry any of three news her so she starts pulling at tupperware in front of everyone scooping main meals and then putting it back into and it's like it's completely understandable if you know her situation but being on the table when seeing other people going look at that i like. It's embarrassing so that'd be one for me of the time. You know exactly what she's doing. She's a paid for the you. Don't want to spend something. Yeah okay. that's fair enough. You just said reminds me of something. My mom would do like a one hundred percent with the stomach banding. We'll like is this one thing that i'm She's a classic like at restaurants. She loves the idea of everyone having a little bit of something. So you take some food from your ply and put on her plight choo choo give some of her food and put it on your plight. So everyone gets a bit of everything but she doesn't even ask for permission. Just go ahead and do that. Sunny acceptable and my cousin was lot rose. You can't do that what you can't literally do that. You can't take some food from our pipe on yours and put some from yours on mine. It doesn't work on. What if we're dealing with like spaghetti and stake fucking of. That's a bit different but like in my vein like steak and seafood or something. Like a cal- calamari rings calamari for a faces stike in his cut. My fish like come on man you can have the cucumber. I'll have the tomorrow sharing salad. all right. one for am embarrassing things. There's the list goes on. But they're always just little things semi embarrassing so she's trying to. That's the point. Rick get mums. Hearts always in the right place and most of the time. I don't even know their embarrassing you thing last week before we move on talking about restaurants are this is dead set story. I remember once we went to the aqaba when we were living in the area. Niba is another meal hanger actually. I've heard that that some aren't even aware that but that's the thing grab a granny that's what they always used to be. The thing is and i think it's still it's still thing. Anyway we've gone. The restaurant with with dad loves bits but he's basically you know you've got a menu up. Probably fifty things on the menu at the acrobat. Huge menu goes up to the canada. Says the lady or you tell the schiff grandma pace of atlantic salmon two hundred grams seared on the skin sought. I not too much. I don't wanna draw turnover. Put them back. Join a pan. Few mushrooms onion staring up a bit some source. He's taking the fucking peace now. This oughta you fucking serious. Did you say that on the menu. He's like that's what i want to either off on other sitting standing behind. God oh i would leave god tonight go along with this disorder. I think he's done this. Multiple terms is one. I can remember actually did something close to what he actually wanted on. Even just hearing what you said. Then you need like fucking pen and paper. Or they'll have that anyway. I don i is this. Is this like a regular thing or does he. Does he look at the menu. And i like that. We're all good. But if he looks at the menu and there's nothing that i like does he then come in with that. Yeah actually another one. That he's is a classic jonzon. Anyone who's who knows us knows. Dad is godless thing about the top of pasta. Arkalyk pen name. Because that's what it's supposed to be called. But he just refers to it as penny how does have a penny veg. Thanks and they look what he's he's like. Some penny was red source tapes ozzy. He's the most awkward entertaining person to be around on a sunday. Absolutely oh fuck well actually. I've hunger injured at john's but it's been at home so there's been when he's done something we'd have just discovered it and walked to the and gonna fuck dead sweden but if i was at public with him too often i think a things design. And that's the way maybe maybe one day we'll get him on. The pocus. who could be now are going. Do he could be dead soon. Here's some information. Gimme it is fast as you can. Just one gets the point. I was born on july twenty first nine hundred fifty one older. The older on a man attended public elementary school in lake forest gordon elementary school and middle school at deer path junior high school. I was a quad child who do not did not overcome my shyness until i became involved in my high school drama development in lake. Nona and sixty three. When i was twelve moved to detroit the family lived in a forty room. Farmhouse on twenty acres. Robert deniro Nine in suburban michigan. Where i was a student at the private detroit country day school this i excelled school where always on the school's wrestling team was elected class president. So as to why. Excuse me so do one. There's a lot of issues in europe. No that's not. it is as both. My parents worked. I was partially raised by my family's maid. Who was my main companion. When i was sixteen. My father took early retirement and the family moved to california. Following the move attended redwood high school at the time of my graduation in one thousand nine hundred eighty nine. I was voted most likely not to succeed. That's a very bad thing to be voted. I think they've was. Yeah we had one or actually. Did you get that this historic southern really harsh graduation. It wasn't it wasn't friendly okay. After high school graduation are enrolled at claremont. Men's college to study political science. But i dropped out to pursue acting. I studied theater. Threes often improvised during my time in the drama program. Leaving cast members in hysterics during the summer of seventy four. Seventy five hundred seventy six. I worked as a busboy began performing. Stand up comedy and san francisco. Jim carrey is it now He's too young in nine. Seventy six nine hundred. Seventy seven was saying by tv producer. Who asked me to appear on a reveal of his show laughing. The show aired in late nineteen seventy seven and might and and was my tv debut appearance. I began to reach a water audience with my stand up comedies darting in the late nine hundred seventy s and throughout the nineteen eighties including three. Hbo comedy specials. Due to the stress performing. In stand. G murphy eddie murphy due to the stress of performing standup assad using drugs and alcohol. Early my career. Oh sparse it up. The first film role credited to me was a small part in the nine hundred. Seventy seven low budget comedy cannot do it till i need glasses. My first starring performance however is the title in the character popeye in nineteen eighty or went on to star in the leading character in a went onto star as the leading character in the world according to garp and that was in ninety ninety two continued with other small roles in successful films such as the survivors. Ninety ninety three and club powered loss in nineteen. Ninety six nine hundred ninety nine apply to private school english teacher in dead poets. Williams says he's got like fuck running out of breath or wanted to jumping. This is crossed. Oh it was about to get real easy because then income all of his things. The good will hunting. Boston man insomnia. So is the divorce. Yeah well done. I'll give you a big. Yeah but interesting. Didn't so seventy he would would have been very sad. He's going because we robin williams fans listening would've got the and all that go and he's probably was my favorite actor for how depressing was when we all fan. The very end ran the same tom to other people too and it was like a group of three actors dying and three actors. Would i kept happening in threes. Just act as those all just famous people in general. Modern deloris from the cranberries so There was nothing to play. Jerry's eighth ledger you. Love the cranberries cranberries. We need to have a not listening to the cranberry. the cranberry damn excited. rick likes cranberries. talking about cranberries. We're talking about the cranberry or before we wrap it up. Couple of things. J. seven summit going on at the moment world leaders have converged in the uk to take photos with one another talk about shit and bumper worse. The elbow. lock though. I don't get it okay. I get that. It's covert and you know elbow bumping him. I am as well fist-bump okay cool. There's all of that but you know what they're doing. These photo shoots where their partners right. So joe biden. And he's off. Boris johnson and he's wife donald trump and his wife non-chinese wash up and they go up one of the other ladies and they go in and bump each other's elbows but then in the photo every person in the photo stands one meter away from each other. Yeah what's that. it's just stupid. Is that just keeping up appearances it today with just setting a good example. Well it has to be doesn't make sense. It's very but like an arkansas. Actually but joe biden's just been bloody getting a blowjob from these. Mrs on the plane on the way over and then he's going to stand right from for the butter shitsu. Not just on that. Have you guys noticed how much beatty toll and coverage. Donald trump got compared to joe biden. We don't even say joe biden should boring. I think it's because let's be honest whether you donald trump or not. He was just app. he let to break roles. Say and baden's very by the book. This cat loves you. And i have you seen this. This is the definition of chats with a big hug. Thanks nala that's nice fellow. It's all part of the covid. Rules are get but what happens when you try to enforce covered rules in adelaide. Your brother hadn't experienced this russell walk. I here's the thing that they do that to keep up appearances so that people go. Are they doing it. Maybe i should do it. But the thing is more brother had this. Did this store roles at at jimmy hoffa where he works is basically scanning or there's no injury guy comes in refused to scan and checking and basically my brother approached him and said look you need to scanning or manually scanning if he finds not working. Otherwise we're gonna have to ask you late. Up starts reading now covered laws and whatever bendy stopped him halfway through and said look. I don't give a fuck. Get the fuck out shut. These are the checking or you fuck. Yeah checking off and so good and shaking or get the fuck out of mustard oil. Just fuck off. That's what every staff member anyplace should do if they told because they'll get a five and four one not this ticket the shop. We all know they find people now as well which is good but yeah well mel. Let's it well bottom would probably gonna find. And just if if you don't want to obey by the rules fucking bought online vita di and get it delivered to your house if you wanna going to be a sharp focus caucus intel run. How many laws fucking do it on. A podcast is losing when your brother said that to that man. That would have made my janning ovation. Anyone vicinity of that combo. I'm sure people would have been like god. I love that guy went on. We love benji and we love you. Guys listen to us. Thanks very much. You can catch yourself on youtube spotify apple podcast google or something and you can see us again like instagram. Give us your thoughts in. Somebody's facebook facebook's up. I'm in charge of that and until then come facebook. I'm on your facebook. come on everybody's goes.

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Episode - 18

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Episode - 18

"Get the fuck outta me as well. We'd probably should fucking wake you up and saw groundhog day. Because we've just been talking fifteen minutes and you hit the fucking record. That was fucking funny but at least adamant about these few safe we've got mark back now on back. It was a little bit lonely. Last week was standing shit. You guys were that me. That was as rooms getting around that it went. You know what people were e mailing gift mark whereas my mother was getting a bit of a sore neck because stuck doing this the whole week know-how week forty left turns and it's good to be back. Thanks for having me back then. We're happy to have you back. You feeling better. At least i am not going to be sharing any buddy gremlins. I'm good symptom. Free had a bit of a block is bit of a cough. But it's all good now as we here. That's what have you noticed something. Yeah the jump is back at different color. Return of the mack. It's a shocker. My why possessing what. You'll tell them but talk to me about the total brother message me and he's like what the fuck was dan thinking. We're in that jumper. I was like my auto shop for your brother. I put it this way. If i cared about what people thought i would have cared about. Hayes more things you would have actually shaved properly. Yeah i didn't do. the aboard. Jumper appearance is disgraceful. What do you think of it. My towel jump. Gimme a few. It is a jumper that literally is the in sunday. It's the same just uncomfortable is this. Is this something you unaware like out in public podcast room. That's thank god. I this this gets road. Cast millions of people. Yeah followers if you look at it s going to say that you think people are unsubscribe because of my clothing joy. We went from one point. Six to one point five two. Well maybe i'll I'll be better next now. Actually i'm not even put on the old guest right color one. Don't do it. Don't do it or twenty. Twenty one is halfway done. can you believe it. It's already taxed on ridiculous and if it was golf we would be entering the back non right now. Which is a bit freaky. Yeah so i don't know. have you played. Have you played the best non on your first order in the best student come. Are you glass half full glass half empty. I've actually had a pretty good star. I did a little bit of traveling when we send about three or four times in his six months. So i've had a good year considering a colleague of the country there. Enough what i've had Yeah well you think you've had an okay year and things will get better but just for a minute. And the luck. Dance kate cohen. And yeah. i mean with the lockdown. You think that there won't be another lockdown for while it always comes back every single time so shocking the nfl. You've got all football implied in victoria who have thought that last year. When i oversaw that like even a month ago i honestly thought that sort of saudi covid and midi hotels and all that sort of stuff was going to be not an issue anymore but it all depends on where it is low last year. It's like football queensland issue right now. It's like football anywhere but queensland victoria is the and what are you doing a lockdown. Do you go out and start running in because you can't go to gyms anymore. You can in allied. You can't ever arrose agile. just in. This current one edgy stephen. But i don't know it's an interesting tommy year because in the gym you get a lot of. This seems to be a lot more paper going to the gym lightly. Lucky guy. i don't know maybe march through june and it gets real quiet. You can always get the machine or equipment that you want or whatever but at the moment there's a few more some body enthusiast taught people who trying to think are maybe better do something about these Which is fawn he for that. Completely he for it but signing off notice recently. I don't know if you've ever seen it of notice him on. I rub rotund robust. I love that word. Pay table up in the gym. Or who do you want to try. And you know this sort of stuff. And it's little marketing border. Pays this this chunkys heather. Are you saying. There's some fatty petty as either columbus fox and it all looked at it the other day on the way to the toilet. Jim you go past these board. And i was traveling pass. It and i looked up and win. I think you bit too many mcdonald's and straightaway in my head. I thought no way would. I ever tried with that person to lake. I was thinking why. Hang on if if you had a choice of how much are they now. Let's just average person You normally pay for half an hour seventy bucks so one hundred forty bucks an hour. It's not seventy bucks for thirty minutes. He got two dollars more than two dollars. I'm gonna throw something up to you because you do some workout stuff at home and his brooklyn talk topic up. There's a ripped pay charging. Let's say one hundred and sixty dollars for an hour versus fatty boom at one. Twenty an hour by yourself forty bucks and go with variable number or would but modest based on a five minute conversation with both people because your decision should be based on the theory and the information that they know rather than great answer. Because i'd answer fat people can know hape- and they would because they wouldn't have got that position ext i didn't know. Hey the big rip gar schori my look good but you can look good without knowing anything about. What could genetics and each act. No in genetics is one thing but you need to know about it but it does help. Copy steroids to you don. I love that person. Could be absolutely reut it up to the autos and the whole thing bank taste understanding body science right so you just need to be a good scientists. Basically i was just motivate people a little bit. I just had this image in my head of maxine look now go with fatty boom ver- the royd good just flipping. Just get rife look It's crazy though. And i think especially people. These days have got very short attention spans but they judge really quickly. So i'll just fuel for that person. I could be a great pay and now we're not say fat like i'm not talking about base like that would just junkie talking like. Save it for the circus sort of type type of the circus. You know another thing that sort of will not been editor a lot of is flying and did you hear during the week about animals. Maybe or pets going on flights with people. Don't have pets so it. I watch that news. You hear this kwan. Forget what airline was. I don't even think i mentioned. They said they were going to open up. The idea of people being travel with their pets for stress related conditions. And stuff like that. So you could actually book a safer. You'll pet on applying. And i was thinking you know what that is that is purely. Because they're not feeling safe to the moment they're gonna hack and we get some more revenue. Let go right. You imagine if someone would do that. And you're sitting next to someone is one of those people that just heights animals interest that'll just produce more thoughts. And what if it was a dangerous like dog to a pit bull will start. Hang hang on bay careful because you know what is luck. My dog's not dangerous. It's how you bring them up wrong. They've been bred for thousands of years and in the day. Neither they wanna kill paypal Have had a dog before. Yeah and you don't have your brothers threw it out the door you've tells me happy and that snapped that day. Small little cute little dog snapped but before that was very i've had dogs before snapped and bitten me. Didn't mean to but they fucked. Here's the thing people absolutely love dogs. I love them. Dogs everything to some people. If you don't have a child what's it. What's the next best thing when you start. Criticizing someone's dog they going to react in a big way. I do not want to hear anything. Negative about the dog on the subject of violence with ammos dogs. Paper will always be very defensive about their dogs and when people say it's thought about hey it's not about the brain of dog it's about how you bring them up and how you train them That is true but to a certain extent you never see a bagel attack a human being and potentially kill them. You're never going to say cocker spaniel our but but when we're talking steph achier abo- terriers romances boomer. This happens and when it does you jump on facebook and all these comments law is very like it's the fault the owner would have mistreated the dog. now that is true but to a certain extent. And i'm huge on the fact that yes that is true but man you've got to be aware of what breed you are in. Yeah hundred percent and you and you can't take any chances. Signed this people and their dogs. That's everything they will do anything to defend their dog. That's the big thing you notice. He's mocking you. Lock this right. Why do kenyans run faster than everyone. Because it's fucking genetics. Might i've got more fast. twitch fibers. what is a bull mastiff. Kill things because it's in. It's fucking day and i want go. There's too much sense. Spoken rock table not lost some get really racist listeners. If you're listening right now and you triggered just now that we're talking sense and just accept it for what it is. You can treat the dog really well you can. You can fuck and fada as much as you want or whatever whatever makes it a better dog by deep down inside at some stage a summit could happen not necessarily will but could it only needs to be an just hungry like all right. That's it it only takes something the how many times have you flipped out in the last six months. Can we move on march second. Oh so you're trying to cat and you're heading you got to seventy five and a half seconds seconds up wants to go first mock like i have always given you give me three classes and involve seconds. Mark name three wise to break up with a partner By foreign to their face and telling them they smell. How did you tell them the fit on. You've run out of town. That third one doesn't make sense by my first two answers. Yeah but i'm not giving it to via morse code the third one chore. If you want to raise one. Tom forty seconds after did breakout with me. Stop name three things that you can put a padlock on your block your case and your belt. He might if If that's legit. Yeah he made the tom ks. Can you explain you. Case for me are used to carry a padlock around case but what because thought it was cool. Okay ruthless your fucking somebody. That's fun really lenient with you. He's just a kid when it comes to my house now. I didn't even the first one either name. Three countries north of the equator camera in russia and senegal. Oh is that right. He's got no idea he's just i say you don't even know these aren't rotten if he's confident enough. I'm just gonna give. Cameroon and senegal oregon. Cameroon's jeff think that south america isn't it nice africa. Cameroon what inspired some of his answers watching few world cup highlights. Because i've been getting into the euro's oh yeah. Let's look at some of the best goals ever cote d'ivoire back in the day anyway sports. Okay rick named three gills names the beginning let off right. You'll right lane and raquel and rebecca thanks. How did you remember anything that you should remember in this house here. It goes out the window. Mock name three animals. You won't find on a farm zebra and leopard pretty good. You look very upset. That question as eva. Yes name three things rick. You shouldn't bring to work gun rugs and porn. That was really good question on. What again is a gamut. That's my first answer hundred that we go to. Hr nah nah on. Well you know what something i did. Want to speak to mark because we spoke about this last week when you went here. Do you know what's disgusting. Um i'll just tell you he's gonna guess touching people's phones and i'm talking like especially anyone that's just been out of the toilet do you know what because most people bring their fine to the toilet and shit. Did you know that shit. Excuse you should actually travels three feet from the ball. Outwards fucked up so you can wash your hands. That's how good that you find that you've put in your pocket on the sink has sheetal over and then pick back up and then you've only hands again and then you friends like all. Let me see that photo of kids. You dog you handle shit. Find so odd. You know what. I'll be interested in what you know those ads where they're trying to make you cover matheny sneeze Front of ourselves a good one a and they look they take a slow motion of the sprites. Spray goes everywhere. I would really love to say your theory proven by a slow motion picture of particles. Traveling three or very feet is a fucking long. Why do the understand. Yeah ninety centimeters three. Look it up. And i looked at a major rally store in my head wasn't actually initially from the whole. Always think like. I watched a lot of people in the supermarket. They'll pick their noise and then they'll grab their out. They're looking at products or whatever cough into the hand and they touching. they're fine. The thought came to me that there's so much body juice on that phone mortgages that's discussed but no matter. What part of your body your boss. You're going to go back to picking up that phone and as we heard all the rumors corona virus. It can last censuses for this long and that long up was per on for us. So then you went in google Yeah now i just said well and then sperm and then other things with their fines. They've got jews lived the hand. Then you get these multi bedroom. Just done you'll all cigarette. You use this. You're explaining it in a very you. Making a good point finds a disgusting. What does your fancy bow. You've just every fucking wall in front of me. Get your point across people have these ideas about what is claiming what isn't like paypal like a toilet seat disgusting but like a mobile phone. Oh that's fine but in reality it's probably the other way around in terms of what is isn't cleanly cleanly cleanliness. The clinton out feel like a toilet seat leaned the senate ause sanitizer or some sort of cleaning more than a fine would. That's a good point. When was the last time you got to sanitizing cloth and rubbed all of you. All like an antibacterial. What you did not lie those ally. Yea say oh. I've had some experience with this kind of different. I was on holiday with cameron. we're in new zealand. Burn coins san and we'll just go for scale holiday and in the first hotel that we had we shared bathroom and are maybe going into the bathroom and he had one of those little plastic covers. Ivories toth brush. I'll seeing myself. It weighed what do you do that for. Asked why we got that stupid. Fucking dude. I looking thing on your toothbrush because my poo paddock was travel. Okay half our walk. The toilet brushes over there three. My sheet will be covered on this whole room. You take a shit. Goes every the whole rooms coveting. Just little particles. I don't want to brush my teeth sheet. That's fair enough. Yeah but i just don't know if agree with it. I want to say slash to with you know scientists and you to be most of the time so you're going to have to just believe me on this and to be honest. I think everyone should start brushing teeth in the kitchen of that information. If you're sitting next to my any farts and you start to smell far. What do you think is going up your fucking nostrils fought. Whatever it was inside your asshole. Right india is apparently most of the actual particles get stuck in the clothing. The cloth and it's mainly just the the gases that you smelling that coming from you so much but that they might walk around with just free ball missed some loose shorts on shocking shoot. Yeah right so what you're saying is marks. The nightclub is talking. This lady fist pumps don't can hear each other and he's been number and she's so he gives her east fine put your number in and basically she's just like touching and is just an easy piss and he's coughing is not dirty dog. Shyam on my shame on you and he's probably shoot himself. Fuck spit on probably. Yeah that's terrible. How do you. How do you give you a number. Have you ever had a go. Ask your number in the past being like an over. So how do you give you a number. And what order protests number and the last number of the fucking god hang on you mean as in. What's the always spices. that you put between the digits. You don't go for roy. Four five five five hour like your break it up. How do you guys break up your number. I'd like to think that every person on the planet would do four digits then three then three. Yes correct fortran throat on the the difference here is what you find. Number is so logs. Marwick mobile phone number breaks up really beautifully into full three. So that's how. I'll give that number but my personal find number. It's easy to remember and to toe paypal by going four to two. There's never an easy whiter amount. If you're not saying it. Dan i want you to sign it because what you're doing you've my situation of which you're with that get into a new person that doesn't know you. You're throwing them a curveball girl number. They don't know what's coming. They're expecting for three three. And if you go four two four nine that what. If you don't even start with four all we may start with two. Oh four oh two. Three to six one non number and she's like okay. Number is four to eight zero four. You walk away on. That is so. Because she's puff in between telling you she's talking to me so she's flustered gamal giving it to him love that. Just tell it. Normally that everyone wants to give therefore number because internet's era. We just don't wanna do that. Have all these fucking eighty three days worth of phone again. I think i'll dot wombat from this week. So i must have been a different company anyway. That's last week's who's already been been or you go somewhere else. You wanna say. Don't worry about that right often. Pass up chad has quietly. This is my favorite moments of the podcast. Love this de just real competitive and it draws out. he can read of your page. So can you not see rick is just described. How competitive this. He's worried that i might shape. Because what's your eyes when he's writing and you'll this economy but look at me but look. We're very competitive. When it comes to this. I'll i'll i'll look at it fucked up. That's not different to put it and just to start going to out. I wanna guess who it is wins. I was born on february. Twenty two hundred and seventy five in california. I'm a woman rib began. Eleven months old when i appeared in a dog food commercial. I was nipped by the dog in me laughed and was hard for the job. I attended elementary school at fountain day school in west hollywood and county school. I was a troubled child. I was regularly at the racy studio fifty four as a young girl. I'm guessing that some sort of strip club am. I not matlock and consistent. Potting became a popular subject with the media was placed into rehab at the thirteen and spent eighteen months in an institution for the mentally ill the tain a suicide attempt at the age of fourteen pushing back in rehab followed by three months day with singer. David crosby not bill crosby would've been firm and his wife moved into my own apartment at the age of fifteen. This person's five always sue all. We'll find it. Starred in the ninety ninety five horror film cats are the film received positive reviews and noted for young artist award and best leading young actress in one thousand nine hundred and then starred in the from in far from home in ninety nine as the teenager who get stranded with her father in a small town in a remote part of the desert. The film went largely unnoticed by audiences received negative reviews from critics who dismissed the sexual portrayal of my role in ninety ninety. Two the film gun crazy apply a teenager who kills her abusive stepfather for using again in nineteen ninety three. I took on the role of a young sister of murdered ballerina in no place to hide and water. Footba diane line nine. You're able to win game unfaithful online sanders. Both thrillers were disliked by critics and failed to find an audience. I appeared in the western film bad gills in nineteen ninety four. This isn't this isn't style with this now. Sheriffs shot was thinking. When i was paying when i was nineteen. I posed nude for the january. Nineteen ninety five issue of playboy. That lighter later it was taken down by my agent while appearing in the late show with david letterman flashing it and gave him a kiss on the cheek. That courtney love nope. I was in boys on the saw. Nothing ninety four the same year old fucked up. Jay was really fucked up all was shot and i was reading all this. Oh my god you had no idea to do the sweetheart. She's not choosing. At or had to leave that out otherwise one movie. Yeah boys on the side. I've never seen it flashed in that film all right marks. Www dot celeb- lanc duck the website. But yeah yeah. That was good one holy shit tonight. Do you need to take a minute. It's kind of be good. They'll be honest. How old would have been in or would have chabane. Sorry in tape like six or something tom. She was thirteen so twice as our she was in a film. She was doing drugs and then fifteen. She was living on her. Yeah i think her best one of films one of the first ones scream. The raised that was such an iconic performance is because the role that she played at the start was so good man. Her acting was that great but she got killed off early. Yeah it was like an audience. Shocker yeah like. Everyone thought she's going to be in this whole jimmy my and killed as well. That might like a huge. That was a great movie for its tall. God's so good film well. We're talking about fines and big. Nadia talking about nightclubs and whatever. Yeah do you ever check your phone after big and save the ridiculous shit that send to people and what you do. Not not anymore. Not for a lot of us have been married for four years. I've been with more wife i. He's already i site. Yeah and i along house all the secret. But that's fun love saw for a while but i'll be different to anyone else. I used to fuck ring and message. Rates stupid shit people and any really bad ones that you feel like this is. I'm an undue on record. Are the differently would have been. Can't think of any off soviet. I not probably. I don't know you don't really wanna. I'm really bad with social media some awake off and i'll be like what the fuck did comment on that four and it'd be something dumb. What not just trolling people. Like trying to be too helpful or something like just something that i'm not like sober just doesn't make any sense to me. I'm like i must be really drunk. I don't get it. You're on the old english community page just offering coming off. Probably the husband left me again. Yeah the the best mornings when you wake up and there's no no messages when you pass out you fall asleep so you don't make any mistakes are maybe he one morning even recently new of thinking like oh shit going through. I think we sign up off the gaza at for something and you afraid can and i was thinking like i did the same thing and this all well the thing let your filter is like it's just non existent when you're drinking anything goes and you get more confident and anything you saying. This is a good coal. the perfect side. That's the next morning you're like such a good idea. I'll share one thing and are this is probably the pinnacle of mud. Dumbness today right. yeah. I remember a large scale and i thought it was sort of reciprocal right. But then i was added this one not and she gone home and i was like ringing on my way back from of leaving the pub and she picked up and i was like. Oh you're talking to and i could tell. The conversation was dying a little bit. And so i thought lock ima- drunken stupor on this interesting bossa might out someone was chasing me and i ran the hallway harm and kept her on the line. They they go home. And i think emol drunken brian i was like aw killed him older saying you know it'll be that fear factor in like hope. He's okay just a stupid stupid fucking thing on us get years later. She brought it up with me and she was like like you. Remember that time when you made out of summer was everyone everyone. I vote on those. I'm glad you got created. Well done john. It's obviously went to the try and caper into tied hat. Mike had it she nor that you align probably because of his acting erecting weren't good. You're gonna be like remember that time you got chase like that was horrifying lot really skating. She's on the phone and all of a sudden he's winning on. The bushes disappointed that she didn't know you do stupid shit. What is going to be something else. You danson just messaging people. That i don't know i like celebrities and sign like good on you for this and whatever just shit that i just wouldn't do. Normally the best one was when you got that arrested on hanley straight when we first went out together a hall year. Dan was next to some right and he offered. Dan drugs and dan was on knowing. Might i'm good. Dan code up the cops and got police to rock up and gave the gauze description. And the gonna go handcuffed in front of dan what that day that is black. Like why would you do that. And it was because just was like i said to them on the phone because the copter had a sad having a got me first before they looked at him they were pushing me going. Stop wasting and i'm like no no no. He won't wanted to sell me. Ten kilograms of heroin kept saying kilograms. He said of grams. Oh these fucking lost thank you. So when you said you'd hard tinky drugs bombing that other grams so confident ecuador but we're at its own. Aw anyway we'll have to wait till next week to continue this conversation at a time. You're at a lot. hey Remember the things they Facebook sputter for youtube facebook instagram. Talk talk talk kilograms walker drams. He's at are a gaza. Say a lotta fix.

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Episode - 21

Chats With Cats Podcast

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Episode - 21

"Ladies and gentlemen boys and gilles non binary people who don't wanna tell you ever welcome back to the chats with cats. Podcast you here with mock dan and me rick. Good to be here. Hey gents sorry good. I was a bit surprised by saying that you did just a moment ago. Mark what did i do. I missed what now you didn't miss it. You contributed to what happened. I don't know what you raleigh slaves up for him. Oh yeah he asked me to as weed. He's got a point when you're always slaves up. They always go crooked. If you get someone else have double hand disagree. Remain open rolling. So it's up for years. That's easy with someone else. Doing it is all really really doing a good job or a great job and then you did a great job so thank thank you. Well i'm pleased egos a close enough friends that you roll each other slaves. Roll your slaves up anytime it'd be needed so thank you appreciate that and when you shook my after a piece before that was also very appreciative. Thank you i'm always you. Then you've got a story from something that happened. Recently it is a story is trying to lie is a might up store well. Everyone thinks it's up story. It's a story. actually it is. Did everyone did ever on here about the man that got eight. And while mike as you haven't no okay he did so. This guy cape cod coast of florida. He's fishing gar. Goes all the time catching tuna and crayfish dives dan. He was like at the start of his dive and a to head down and a humpback whale engulfed him in his math. Gone and the only thing sticking out his fins and he's in the math for a minute and he thought he was going to do what she should've could've been crushed today. Head and the wild freight data after a little bit going. Hey what's my math on a lot. This is wildcard anything bigger than a soccer ball. Oh well yeah so. It's gone and freaked out and then come to surface and flipped him up in the air and his bertrand has seen his flippers frog. Flip into the water and he's gone. What the fuck thinking. It was a shock and it turns out it was a while. And he's coming to shore gonna hospital and he's apparently the most honest guy in town must be telling the truth truth. Don't question his integrity. Do you not believe this. Right off the bat from what i've told what am i gonna make that up while he was on sixty minutes and i watched the interview and i caught enjoyed it. It got teary emotional. Telling it must be true. Then there'd be good to in emotional. I do the law detector. Test now now allotted test imagine aid being in that situation. When i heard the story and sort of a social media. Every comment was like making jokes about pinocchio. And all this like he's loy. Like i played it going gonna make that up. Do you hear that could happen. And that could have modern-day moby dick pretty much and only happened a month ago. So sorry circulated come down here. Sixty minutes going around with this story. You heard it here first breaking news. Here's a cat. We had cats by the way. Apparently this guy has also survived plane crash and something else that happened to him his story slowing big little bit less. Yeah it makes him sound like a good story. I love. I want to say it so bad now but it's never going to happen again. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Are you the other you tell the story and you put my own or do you tell it how it is. Now we've discussed myo talk. I'm twenty percent or no percent meyer. Just tell it happens. I'm backing the wild going. I think i think i am and you. After you've heard me tell fifth hand. We probably chinese whispers on it or was it. What was the point. What was he too. Is that what the world now. I hate the thought. There was a lot of in that area and went to gulp it up and he just happened to be in the midst of the fish or something on the way in like wrong place wrong. Time fatty speaking of fettis. a anything. the gathering pay china's again. What happened. And i wouldn't had a out. Recently in a baba who cuts my hair is famous and sat down and she goes. Oh hey you ever no-bid chitchat. And i say oh. What's new she goes. Well took a ring off and check. What did you wash your hands or something. I didn't take that as she got divorced. Always getting divorced so talking more bad same really amicable which is right but same ingley. She's breaking up with her husband right and as we're talking. She's like yeah. It's really good though because off taking the chance to nag block saying here for a little while and didn't notice that she looked a little bit slimmer and all that sort of stuff but there and i'm doing kickboxing. And i'm doing this and oman. Kedah dot was a break up like a month. Or something i so. She's four weeks here and long together. I guess i should not my best friend. I've got two kids together. Five plus the broken up and then all of a sudden she's putting more effort in into making yourself look better correct because she's single correct. Lock it now. Power to you. And i've said this before anyone who wants to improve their health and their physical shaving a love that but don't break up the catalyst for you wanting to be bitter should respect yourself and your partner enough To be in physical shape and care about your health. And your physicality. Don't wait for a break-up is what i'm saying. So he's going to go into her defense here maybe the place to maybe in this month's time they've gone you have two kids are have the kids and she's got more spare time to do it and as always wanted to maybe heading into it not crap. What if she's miserable within the relationship and when someone's miserable that i care i don't care that oppress what is depression lead to. Maybe aiding a bit more potentially so maybe she was in that sort of mindset which would of might her the way she was before the break up. That could be a thing. But i've got something that sub vince that slowly maybe the catalyst to get the so hop Was the second round. These speaking generalities maybe the catalyst to her being miserable relationship. He's the fact that she got a bit chunky husband longer. Looks at the same way. Doesn't wanna sleep with their. They not intimate anymore. He's probably a little bit disgruntled about the fact that she doesn't care about a body anymore. It causes tension in the relationship and then all of a sudden they breaking up and then she goes. that's it. i'm going to get fit because of that race upfront. And then maybe he does want the all of that stuff comes first and then you don't have to go up just to go mike yourself. Look good because what's going to happen. You make yourself look good go out on another man and then you're gonna get comfortable and issue saw and then you're gonna eat pizza and you're not gonna work at and it's just going to start again in my opinion. Yeah you gotta upon something like. You're both working hard. That's that's literally the whole thing like that's what it comes down to. And i would love to know more information from your bob about the circumstances because i think a lot of what we're talking about weed no more if you had more answers but having said that is she listens to this podcast fair silence. You probably doesn't wanna talk to you anymore. Horseshoe it's good dress dresser she hasn't hasn't seen or heard and then she's gonna cut your hair and you're gonna walk out look even worse and you didn't cut throat. I think they selling you think. Respect yourself. respect your spouse and it's not just women so i'm not saying this is just a woman has bloc stewardess well absolutely views drinking the bees all that sort of thing but your point around you know having kids having to on everyone's got simon housing die. Lock off on time to do a white to the boys gotta bid we've put the boys to sleep and i'll go out and do some stuff myself. I run with. Rick was at like eight thirty nine pm. We're running in the dark. So that's like a time when his kids are in bed asleep and said you know being on the couch watching tv. I'm glad you said that goes for run. Ten k big deal so a lot of site. I can't exercise after seven right because it keeps them away. Do you not find that you just crash right. After is harder. It definitely is harder because you all of sudden you got all these endorphins running through your body and time you cole. Dan and all that sort of shit like it's got to be able to do. But i don't know you got you got thom mcan augury with you know what a spouse a break-up these days is way more complicated than it would have been twenty thirty years ago you think about of light contact locate referencing. The hedrick she's done a good job so far even though she's not let's say she breaks out with a husband and they've been together. What haven't there okay. She just broken up with her husband. Let's say five years. I was correct in that. Five years is not just youtube. There have to break up. You got to break up with the family and whatever and back in the day that was probably easy because if you live more than four five suburbs away the likelihood of running into each other is next to nothing up unless you get very unlucky neta is everyone's connected via social media family and friends are connected to their family and friends. You can't arise that person immediately especially if it's a bad break up you're gonna hear ought to g what she got up to. Oh she's already got a new partner or this. It's very hard breakup a now almost like embedded in your history so actually. Yeah yeah basically. What you're saying is facebook is making the breaking up process extremely difficult. Yes very hot and much harder to cope with and get over because instead of just saying see elida. That's the end of that. Let's move on like it would have been in the nineties. Whatever now it's like i'm trying to move on but my aunt is saying photos and you might catch over the family dinner or whatever and she doesn't know either he will make a comment and that'll remind you of you go from whatever that's tough even things like. Hey or what's the name you don't know until we need to namer okay. So anyway janice. Johnson that's it. She's she's doing her own thing. You've been split up for three weeks. You've only told you close friends or whatever you go to a family function haven't told you know your extended family and your extended family so genus jensen with them. That guy or a new goal. Whatever what's going on and what's going on there. Then you on the spot have to explain the situation not forbid it's bad and i suppose it's not as bad as you remember when you first got a mobile phone and i'd do it was two thousand four sign with me yet and you'd go are i've got was it. Ten dollars. credit text message was twenty five cents. And can you remember. How many characters did you get for one message. Maybe one fifty character fifty and you all would use to save money. You know you'd be messaging buddy go in the same years you get through the message and he'd go over and over the message again and look at ways in which you could short the message like phila- saying hi. How are you going to say. Hey so yet. Want us three words and short enough. So you'd save twenty five cents. Send the message and then go again from the really peace may off spice spot is a character. That's off it is not spice bar is a spice of dead spice right. It's not a character. That's how they get charged for spices. So i always used to put ashok. Words bought it up against and symbols and decimal lot. Four stops off to go though like she reads. The message has taught us now twenty cents. Well this this guy's more dyslexic than dan. I and you do this question. Mark and all your spend forty five minutes like critiquing this text right new finally get ordered and i will see you then bank replies back what about this and fuck. I don't wanna have to waste another twenty five cents on. Just saying yeah. I'll bring that you know what i mean. It's like the worst and end up. Being sued is left on your plan we let one message left and choose between paying hard was lost then very bad dealing with letters and messages and twenty-five fine player unlimited everything the freedom. You feel when you get that. I can remember. I remember walking at gone. Arcade fucking message. Everyone and anyone for old die off. Technology are member muffs. Foreign thought it was cold because it could type fight is and voice record. Now this unbelievable ashley Into the world. it's fox. Anything on your fun. Do you know would always do as well obviously find calls for more expensive than text messages but sometimes you need to have a phone call so i'll just prank. The person did you always cranking. Yes he just bring him a lot. Lettering wants and hang up. And then i have to charlie school. They get charged for and bringing you back or what. What's going on. You like must have pocket coach. But why i got here. That's a good trick. Random one and this you might remember list the telstra phoneboxes. You could call someone and you wouldn't have to pay and you could yell staff but you'd get a second one second to say something so you could be cut your so you will kobe. And then if you had a my inbox something like one word merion. That's yeah that's awesome. I don't remember doing that. You'd have to ring someone five times to get five seconds of a conversation. i think. Hey going you that. Let me seattle hosa. Fox's anymore it is still hanging in three but most of them have fucking snot shit. All over many Phones and again. I went first last time. You're ready. Go five seconds or something. Big name three people. You would hate to have sex with lots. you say he's imagination when he was suffering far seconds. Love that answer that. I would have said some of them. Some said random knives and then you go burn. You could've said dan mark donald trump then and mark. Why would you want to have sex with us where we are unable thirty. Three tops of beer bear randburg and oh into bed said via are up. You gotta get this one nine three foods. You can't stand you know what the problem with that. have you. victim wanna chait. that worked. Lock him always everyone wants. Everyone expecting you say coriander russell sprouts russ device said orange mango and kiwifruit. You would take me off. But i love them but they were the three that kind of my mind. So there's a look. Paul for that lay eggs. Hey thanks scallops scallops. Moving on boys hard question for you name three things that can crawl into your bid sparta cockroach and lady bug. Do not go into bids. It's not good enough. I really like they used to ladybugs. At least like with my aunts. As i'm on i'm straight up and honest doesn't work aggressive. Have you had three. And he's got on left. I had authored and he's coming up named three boys names beginning with the letter. J jason jeremy and jack all oh dan z. Foia you got that one it jonsman. That's this one of safety. Because i think he can get nine three mel gibson. Movies lethal weapon one-two-three down. Sorry that was feel bad. Maybe we should make role. There's a great and strong film. Anyone listening fun now. Hey back payback's good one ransom vice off off thinks he's not john travolta and nicholas at. How did you the other one cipher. Yeah you don't see movies. Are i can rick than i think he's lying. He wants to be the underdog and then attack probably works rotten tomatoes for bills. That is like thought. Okay well i wanted to say one thing. Which was we've got some listeners. In sydney some of them are friends and sheets pretty hectic over there at the moment so obvious on a serious night. Private classes covered classes. I've everyone's doing kyw. There will be some pretty hectic lockdowns of and the numbers of sparked at control coverage not gonna last forever. There will be a tom again. When we get to travel on planes domestically internationally which. I'm sure everyone's looking forward to And thinking about plans and traveling. I have probably come a long way. My thought process on this by stone. Having kids and knowing how difficult it can be at times But i remember some pretty terrible horror stories traveling internationally. I remember being on a plane to think. Travelling to london voice singapore and we were sat next to set haunt one literally one st to haunt and this is like a racist thing but it was an asian descent family. Chinese could be could have been anything. Ought to be racist. But i'm just saying what they wear. It's let me saying you're an anglo-saxon mile anyway racist terrible on offered some good things slightly anyway in the on this planet was rodney like one of those middle barrier things on the big points and had links for the best in the iran and this family. The parents by sleep headphones on put kids dan. And let them scream. No not just like me like talking like bloody murder just constant and then the worst pot about this and the thing that really got more about it got thanks for questioning me on that appreciate real saying before haven't yet really get on my on. My maybe co are cake onto their parents have. It's not their problem neck. Because i got the headphones on. I can't here and it's there by screaming so everyone else's problem not their problem. -solutely finding the absolute kika the. Here's the air hostess against. I've got some sort of training in helping it and they situations and these lovely assist come over She went to pick one of the kids up. Because obviously it'd been strong for wall and the family like a corset here like. Don't touch my kid and ryo. Oh this woman's you gonna tend to lock and the family just went ballistic. Like don't you touch kiro had to become a lady had to put it back. Dan and the key just screamed and screamed for ben our hour and a half into lock an i l. afloat and then slipped for a little bit got up and screamed again and then how were these are infants. I the one that bates that that's bates. It beats it is show. Yeah okay now. I'm not a doctor. Climb to base sometime since eddie. I'm sitting in the middle of an airasia flight on the way back from toyland rises. I've got four chinese people in front of me tour adults to twins. Siamese both of them. From what i can make out over the seven hour flight have an ear infection and had screamed the entire seven hours. Like i'm not even maybe forty five minutes into the flawed at started ear infection yet. How close did you get. Well we're more phone. Is there sitting there. And i had headphones on itunes headphones on and the movie i was watching up full blast and our reckon they were still the main part of the movie. It was unbelievable. And i. I actually started getting like a bit of a panic attack. Look i needed to escape. I'd get up going to the toilet at the back of the plane. Sue here from the that was making me. Just like i felt like i was in giro and couldn't get you other. Yeah exactly where can you. Well that's what i say and if anyone around the is like interpersonal spice making noise. You're so should there be a section in applying where it's like a sam room for children and it's part you buy a ticket for that plane and you cannot control your kid within twenty minutes. It is brilliant soon to be addressed hostess to go into that room. That'd be a good night. It's the only thing i can think of is brilliant inmates to happen. The thing is incredible. This thing that's fucked about this whole thing is everyone's pied they've fair the fair to be on that plane if it it's not like it's not expensive air travel compared to some forms of transport but it's not cheap. So why the fuck. Should i pay my full fare to be on this plane and listen to your gremlin absolutely squealing. It's welcome lungs at for the hong and especially in your case the ones in front of me. We're trying to do as much as they could. But it was just like a lost cause yours completely neglecting. That's ignorant you hop on the applying. You bobby starts line. What do you do. Where do you take the baby. You take it to the dan. Pray for him. And in the south. The soundproof room. Can anyone else here. This baby cry if they're in the room that's a problem solved exactly. It's a pretty took in there for mother and a father and then maybe like a little it only have to be. What a major by a major half. that's he has to be. You're gonna put him in a coffin in the air pretty much. Did you serve a square meter a little bit bigger than that or screaming. Punish these you think about. How big a toiletries. It's not that big these just a little bit. More law toilets no bigger than this desk. Really a little bit. Bigger double okay. The sounded the soundproof room on say needs the half of this room and have about sixty. I agree i agree with you. Half the might know the airline is going to up that much space. It needs to be a pretty dramatic. It needs to be literally impossible. What if there's six families on the floor. They need to go to the samper odds of all of them going off at the same time for that for i say like over an hour. Incorrect really incorrect sits the kids off the pressure. Buildup had equalize. Whatever you have to do is that bad. You don't blow chew gum. it's just a long time. You guys have a great idea and ending happen. I'm taking it off that great. Can someone get this done. Patent-pending well sometimes when you're in that situation you just wish that the plane crash 'cause bad she's one of my biggest fees blind crushes compared to say like a car crash bang done. Did plane crashed five minutes. You gotta think about doing. Is that how long it takes to full. The scar longtime it depends on the situation. I mean i walk out of the ukrainian will probably a minute and a half blew up instant. Yeah you still falling dead and paces offense on the situation getting bitten in half and a half of a shock like a format sentenced. Not very sometimes go down in the middle of the noise when everyone's sleeping. So what did i fall faster. Not time i'm saying they're asleep so i don't know it's happening. It depends on the situation odd. Odd students have cash than any sort of plane crash. Have you seen bed car-crash before none of us in the plane crash can bid on or have seen actually a witness something. When i was very young. Yeah we're walking down the mainstream straight in maghrebi commercial royal straight assigned code and all of a sudden literally as a family. Those fathers woken long and all of a sudden these all. I think it was like an old miracle. Something of that just went and crashed into a shop. Front right in front of us of head on sabas. The guy was driving down the street. And then just went swerved out mac. Medical episode actually was shot and dead or not dead. Now it didn't end up dawn. I think he had a stroke. Oh seven weather but literally two steps more and we would have touched the car or you that close in front of us. Oh that's scary. Come from you to the car was made you less. Well less. Maybe listen to me. And i would have been about seven or eight years old. I'll sue quite young and you remember it quite well. Yeah he's a funny one not funny at all actually terrible when you adjust yourself in the car going eighty right. Do you have a tight foot off the accelerator justice self in the sade or we all do. Yeah so. I did that right so i did that. For a good three or four seconds to get coffee in the majors road. So i'm driving on a straight roy forever on this listing of soy dan from eighty to about sixty and the whole point of slowing down. And we'll get to. This is that. I would have been involved in the car crash f. I hadn't done that. I'm just getting comfortable then. I'm looking forward. There's this car on the other. Roy that's pulled over obviously checking a map or something orphan and without even looking has gone on. I've got a bit of time. Before i get in his way to do a u-turn and has it looked behind him and a van has been literally probably at the back door as accelerated turned off and our saw the front of the car get ripped off and all of us always guys arm flailing out the car as spam and it was like ooh and you know tell you what i saw but for work and had gone so i didn't stop didn't you now there are three calls mahanta mos. There's nothing i can do like. I told you before when bad things happen. I just stand there and go well. This is very unfortunate. Help paypal if anyone doors in front of me fucked all my god. You did anyway for. I can't do it. i just can't do it. So what would have been the outcome of that accident. Well and he did. Let's check the news and whatever it wasn't any deaths or anything on the road it wasn't even on the news i wo- but it the car. The front of the car just went a glitter at it. Yeah oh my god who was it. Janice jackson you haters who We never had a caucus together. 'cause i wanna help you. That's fun stronger than you. You god very not call strength. The dance cost hearing about your cost. You should try later on when you. He lighter strong painting dan. How are to bed with you. Thank you got you. I was born in santa monica california on the twentieth of august. Nine sixty nine on the man. My mother worked on the hubble space telescope and also was a writer. I have three older half siblings through my mother. My mother was born. Jewish and my father converted to judaism jumping haven't always raised jewish attending hebrew school. And having my bomb fire as a child. I appeared in a commercial for activision. The activision game pitfall ninety ninety two. My parents enrolled me at the sodden school. A private secondary school designed for students. Struggling in traditional school systems are also attended crossroads school where i excelled in drama rubbish nada. No i attended ucla but dropped out during my sophomore year to pursue a career in entertainment ninety seven joined the actors gang theater group founded by ucla students including tim robbins and he peed in a variety of stage productions following ucla student. Tim robbins to cast me in. Bob roberts in one thousand nine hundred ninety nine thousand six again more rawls in the hbo sketch comedy series. Mister show. My adult career began with small roles on prime time. Television including loft goes on northern exposure picket fences the golden palace and the x. Files david government knew. I also peed in the aeneid. On ed tv paula. Heat vision and jack directed by ben stiller in which played an ex astronaut pursued by actor. Ron silver i was accompanied by schneider. I was accompanied by my friend who had merged with the motorcycle. Voice by wilson that last commit my friend who had merged with the must have been some sort of animated thing and vince vaughn night began appearing in a small film such as airborne in nineteen ninety-three demolition man waterworld the fan cable. Guard mas attacks. Did ma'am walking the jekyll. Crosswords enemy the state my leading roles in two thousand co-starred of co starred in the film half fidelity soon gain leading roles in such films as shallow. Hell not sure lebron tenacious dayna. Oh he's done. Apparently well was off doing that. Can you choose not to do that. I think he can stop anytime. Yeah you just go. Not now i think so so using the cable got too. That's interesting a lot of small. It's probably descended. Notice when you watched it fixated on the jewish thing. Y- would that's why i stopped because adam sandler intensive we'll use it joe adams that the third week that would have been funny though over the left. If you went to a movie starring jack black would humid on your phone while the fact that do that. Exactly why would you do that if you into anything. Sporting event movie anything. What would you do that bloody concerts all the time. In fucking sam's shit ass and you're watching it back and they have fucking they're trying to show off and they get the seat in the house and you can't even say who they're watching or at the euro fauna loss. I'm watching the guy. Someone's talking afraid at pants that crowd and literally are can. Id was sent of everyone in a screen shot at their. Find out really. You're out the stadium. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Do you want to watch the game and take it all in or get your finance and film. And he's unbelievable and this onto you go to a concert that might not being not being filmed for like a special or something wrought. Then maybe i'll give you ten percent tick fema that even here at the euro. It's getting filmed in four k. On twenty different angles that you could probably by download bree. Watch this this filming. Where's it going to. Where's it going to social media. And what are they hoping to get out of it. Well it could may look at me. I managed to get ticket there. It's like the amana tom. You just say like out of con- you saying they're showing off and trying to robert de at a concert or just enjoy the moment. It's so bad like everyone in the crowd is like on the fine. It's just like an addiction. It's horrible shit. Hang on. I've got a bit of a fifty fifty here if someone posted to this story show off but if they have posted as a facebook thing for memory is not a show of auto know our struggle with that concept. Because do look. This is what i. I've i've been guilty of it being at a concert but never film the whole thing right you get people that literally will just stand like a starfish back and just feeling the whole thing. That's what i heard If you go to a concert like i remember. I went to queen and melvin like a couple of years ago right now i was there i. I've filmed fifteen seconds of an good mom in a song and that was like i'm here. That's it but it's the ones that are just on the phone the whole time all ruining themselves. Everything is just on their foreign. Their story goes for half minutes. It's like fifty five four. just one clip. This is cool thing. this is where i am. I get it. Everyone likes to show off a bit. And just say hey. This is cole. This is for the audience. Some people are on social media like as a job like you know. Hey answer whatever. But what percentage are influences. Merola with this yet. If you've got to say and you know it's going to send fucked dipoto four minute video. Yeah like you're at the front coal nice. We like to say like he just up coin angle but like if your fucking in the nosebleed section just cape the final. I just put it all. I just listen the other thing where was gone with that. We struggle with these. You go to a concert and you feel moldy stuff and yeah k. Mart going to social media on a story or something like that. You almost never look at it back. You might look at it. The next aga- hall remember that you had good was that but i've got thousands of videos and photos. Emma find all right. Look at any of them anymore. Any is it because it's so hard to feel to talk. I'll have time to sit there and look at my old is it. Is it like a pattern. You just think that you should do it like in the situation. I mean look put it this way one one day when he have your fortieth fiftieth sixtieth. Or you want to put together like a family video. You're gonna probably wanna go through that and make some sort of ritual. There's a reason for doing then. But if you're gonna go. Oh concert i went to in two thousand and nineteen and then you go to. You just want the one clip. Examine that moment. just enjoy the moment. Enjoy the concert. You're there for the concert to watch it. You're not there to look at it through a mobile phone. What about when you agree. My other pet hate is when you go out the front and this is. I haven't had a cigarette in probably five six years and in that time the process of going up maybe fifty sixty percent more. Maybe or much smokes cost in australia right now. When i used to smoke oregon goals for twenty four pack was when i started you nearing dollar per cigarette packs. Now fifty packs a seventy five dollars guy. So it's it's like a almost a dollar fifty for a cigarette like good quality. You go out the front of these concerts or even a nightclub in gaza saw good quality cigarettes. Well there's no there's a different lawn and shit cigarettes like city box but the exact same quantity forty bucks. It's a real thing. Yeah i've had the bottom for friends on my own i've just by that packet those Bond street lose someone else cigarettes on straight. Now fuck out. I wouldn't blame but anyway so now. The secrets is so expensive back in the day. Someone or have either smart. You'd be here like ten twenty cents. They go yeah. That's like two dollars actually almost two dollars cigarette the thing about that. Is the cigarette price right. Spoken about what. It costs for a cigarette. It's almost awkward price. Where like it's annoying to give one away because they're so expensive but it's also awkward to ask for the money for cigarettes because it's awkward small amount like if you give someone a cigarette you don't wanna be like dull man. That's all good or the guys. actually. I've got no change your money on ultra for you. I'm not going to transfer before. I can help in the modern denies to say. Someone's on the doll rotten or even just on minimum wage health. Fuck do these people afford to smoke. I'll have no idea honestly. I have no smokes and just down minute nodoze. They substituting something but then the usually the people that smoke cigars gaza and even drinks are expensive now like a cotton abuse fifty bucks. A cotton cigarettes is fifty bucks. There's one hundred dollars a not that go up. You were a hundred dollars a week. So you know what i don't know when think it's three hundred. I have a question for you when you're a smoker. And you with your friends if a friend us for a cigarette. Would you prefer that over that or asking just for puff so a puff of your cigarette so a drag or you give them up. A cigarette boy are knowing really awesome. The cannot have a drag of his cigarette and this is always when i'm drinking our. I've never had a drag of a cigarette when i'm sober so when i'm drinking i feel like a drag if i'm gonna with a friend can i have a dragon quite often. Nobody bela just just have one man. And i feel like this got heights. Me transferred all like he would prefer to give me one then to have addressed halfway through a dragon and all you need one no good but like people might sign maybe by your own but like there's no way i'd ever smoke a whole packet like the most i've ever smoked in one nine five. He's gonna have to tape them in your pocket. All right marlins stories die fucking smoke. Don't feel shit at sporting events concerts. Just enjoy the moment. Oh my god. That's a great summary. Absolutely mike we have time for tonight. Thanks for tuning in once again at fun and keep it in your pocket. Keep it in your pocket next time. Smoking is bad until thanks quickly. Check us out on all this. He's getting instagram. The talk. that's it an more. You know bog us along.

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S2 #6 WE DISCUSS RELIGION - NOT IN A GOOD WAY

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S2 #6 WE DISCUSS RELIGION - NOT IN A GOOD WAY

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Drives can never fear everybody guessing great news. I've got some great great great news for everyone while haven't goods coming back. George pasta church the other day and you don't get to introduce us. It's coming back and it doesn't matter what now. This is the chad. Sue cats podcast. And i'm rick that stan and your mock and gaudi's coming back. Yeah do you know what. Well the unrest enough ghanistan has triggered the beginning of the end zone to the earth. I'll just read it on a billboard front of True must be true. you know. Look let's not make fun of the religions making fun of aiding god. He's coming back ause. Isn't this arkansas. And under tiniest it's disgusting. Alright lock it. Because god's been returning actually jason's has been retaining for many many years and he's account because you never show his up he's he's a very bad off that bloke if you invite him to your wedding or your birthday or you bum mitzvah. They won't be the who rsvp coming. Actually if you said he won't come he said he would. He would probably fuck you in the ass and leave. Because it's all he does. He's terrible. Do you know the guy that makes these predictions if it's the same guy. I've gotten already how he can job. The same goal is in every church board in adelaide. Who knows every church has their own little. Would men will be so wrong. You think if it's one gone wrong just think about that. They don't believe in the same mystery that doesn't exist is a mystery. It's a mystery. Myth is a mystery solved. Well it won't be solved because no one can prove anything. No he's coming back. The unrest afghanistan has triggered the return of cross. Soon he will come back to the earth and we've gotten so just be prepared for that. Just not dissimilar to the fact that you know when it rained really heavily recently. That's also on that. God was coming back to the earth and Do we have a locust plague. Yep that's a song that god's coming back to earth What else happened recently. Oh covered god. He's coming our cameras as coming hurricane coming. Do you know what why a lot of people originally started believing in christianity. It was to settle down into a community of trust in good behavior. And just let me finish one. Second exhauted gone the reason most of them believing god's and the greeks and the romans did is because they couldn't explain a lot of things like thunder law tightening hurricanes. Every time something happened like a lightning strike in the middle of the city. Something would damn keep a lot and catch for that was the god punishing him for something that someone had done. Better sacrifice someone who pays the gods but now that it's been explained people were carrying on lock ion. It's a mystery to me. Shaush shush we know the answer. It's like watching the titanic and going that played it. Rose is gonna come back with jack and take over the world. No you're wrong very bed. Fucking get over fairy tale. It's fucking a load of shit and that bauble has been written by some two thousand years ago that has no idea what the fuck you is talking about. Back me up on this. I think People that are religious believe in religion of thought about this a bit. I'm thinking like do you think that there's people out there that you know Religious and i go to church on a sunday but in reality type dan. I might think that god doesn't exist but they'll still go to church on i 'cause it's like a part of the program black like aren't necessarily need to actually literally believe it. It's more like maybe life is better for them. And having god in their life regardless of whether they truly believed structure it's a structure unlike. What about the paper. That they mate he ought he sang. And i'm gonna try on site and a simple away a feel like they go to church in order to be around happy people Jittered they know happy ichard. Okay well. I'm not fucking miserable. Auditing and they usually are happy wanting to save other people sort of people which is great but until they die and realize it the dead and nothing happened. They'll be very upset but it's a sunday afternoon. You go there you get to make lock lock. Bonded people have a great afternoon. And there's some sort of community love bond there and maybe that's what they attached to because maybe they missing something else. That was getting sort bad cold slowly. But i think the thing that's really evident is the in all different walks of life whether your christian with you're an atheist whether you're potty go or on the weekends with your strategy blog they're in all of those different types of people they are good and bad things or good and bad versions of those people. You can find the person who's most community garden. He's a church. He personally goes every sunday. But he's fucking best might wife. You can find someone who goes out and does drugs every week and who's the best person charitable helps. Stop spending on the street if they look having problems the whole constructive society these days where it's like the best people do this in the west people do that. It's all crap like you find my my grandfather on my dad saw it. He was a minister for the methodist chips. A methodist minister. What's that name so he was like a price basically now. I'm not really just. That's not religious but he was asked at one point and this is a story told me they said what do you think heaven and hilly's and he says people font there in heaven inhale here on earth so he was never thinking he's gonna go after these fucking fluffy fairyland he's just saying you make the best or the worst of your loss and i think a lot of time. It's just you monster so good on if you go to church and that helps you be the best version of yourself. Great do it yes. Don't dot me handwritten lettuce photons of you telling me that you need to download the fucking church of jesus christ bobble. Because i ain't doing a farmer is to be happy and for me. A lot of the stuff that makes me happy's try and get yourself into a positive onset understand that things are going to go shit and things are going to change and changes okay but most people are scared shitless of change and do things to keep yourself active and fit and healthy. That's more out a. That's a pretty cute assessment. I feel like i'm like a lot of them. The ones that are really preachy. Though get me like the ones that are about la la land in the clouds and dr j. this you go to hell and all that stuff things garbage. It is garbage because like you know what are you going to feel like You know if you don't go to heaven what's going to be like probably the same as the first five billion years before i was born absolutely for fucking nothing like every time i go to sleep and white cop. It's a fucking miracle. Like as a miracle that i lose conscious consciousness for that long and all a sudden i'm just back alive every no that is a miracle to me. That's we'd being born is a miracle. Have you learned of the odds. The chances of being born a have talking one eight seven million. Oh it's worse than that one in fifty-six billion thigh and how does that. How did i come up with that number. It's fucked but before this podcast. We're told me about winning the lottery. What are your chances of winning. The lottery never win but we were born. Yeah taking to a cat. Those odds taken to a camp the chances of me bang born you being born rick. Bang born and us. Oh bang here. Recording this podcast. That is a fucking miracle in itself So when we're talking about charters and being born and odds this whole thing is fucking inside actually going to the spam camps. Funny that you brought that up because just before this podcast when those. Why didn't i was watching a news program that was talking about men are now. It's always about women or make sure you have kids before you're thirty five otherwise you chances dip in you're in trouble. Apparently men at the age of forty five. That's it you got to you. Got to be prepared before forty five women that he fought the long men go the high chance of deformities problems and abortions abortions. That's a choice miscarriages in texas back. So if you're a god that's putting it off or not putting it in properly put it in now and do it before you forty five. Because that's the problem so you don't have long left. I've got a lebanese and that's a long time. I'm pretty happy. Honestly auto being father to kids. Yeah or do not know. I wa- you would want to leave that that light because if you think let's say let's say you did just take a punt go. What stuff. I'm gonna leave until in my forties that keating whatever that kid is going to be what that kid is going to be living with you dependency until you're in your sixties rutten. Call it twenty years. You're gonna have a kid sign with your neck. Kids are gripe could be longer because could be fucking hates long be forty years look how okay the fifty and he leaves. These parents. parents had me at twenty two and are left at twenty three and an outside the arm semi good fermoy age to get out of that time. There's a lot of people that are going to be stuck with family for revenue like. We're gonna tend to the on it in australia. Where families aren't segregating from each other. It's going to be families living with each other and supporting each other because loft gets at heart. That's what the world tune into here. When did you move up. Twenty four twenty three moved into a unit. With my girlfriend break-up move com then moved out again and was moved out for about a year and a half and then moved back so go in out in out. Do you think moving out with a girl though. You're is a decision. Where actually for both even before you right you g think moving out with someone is a great financial decision matched with the situation. You're in like for example. Say you're year into a relationship and you move out with them. where do you go with. Sort of saying to buy things like couches fridges. Then the wins. Everything stopped to sort of form together. Would you stop bonding together. Visit big structure there that has to be built and it's like a tricky situation because a lot of people go like we've had that fought when not getting along at the moment but we do need this new thing. That's two thousand dollars. What happens if we break up. Do we split. That does she. To this there's a lot of you serum. I'm getting at here or i do. But i'm not dissimilar. Actually you had experiences before me with living with women suffer that so right was the first woman that i've ever been with live with and for us. It just may not that it was perfect ever always on and i. We used to have those arguments stuff but it was never Now we split the assets. Do not i mean who was never caught a lock. That's i think it was a little bit different but autism. So not moving up. Did you have part where you thought about splitting assets when harrison. I'm an early days. Let's say citing months. Was there a point. We allot hang on are we. Had some good bonnie's. I think some some of the interesting ones were that an thomas couldn't get my head around rachel when i first met her. I wasn't drinking so australia or just been or you during that year thing. Yeah just not drinking you you that drinking. Yeah just over twelve six months or something about is. We've we've made what twenty six fucking. It was like episode four weeks. So there's been a lot of drinking gonna give me a little bit of leniency about lots of things about bang. I'm look at the stage where we share. That went on meta. She was going at potting weekends and lock she'd be fine para really blonde just not having to put up with that gown and pick someone up and even just like driving back to my place and should be in the air conditioning controls and oregon music and touch and things and spilling drinks in the car. And you're actually. That's another topic to talk about. Is half infuriating paper la. If you'll the dr driving drunk in the back seat in the front go to. Mac is one and the wind. All that sorta shit. It's what do you want. It's funny because everything that they're doing you're like this is fucking irritating the height this you'd be doing. I would never do this but you would do that. Exact thing if you're in that position and you forget it it's fucking crazy. Turn turn it up. Turn it up. And it's past the point of fucking knowingly heart. Hear them speaking animal out. But then it doesn't it doesn't matter if you've got bouygues gills or mixture. They all start singing the classic favorite song. It might be john farnum song of darrow bright white. I'll just whatever's on breath y can get stuffed any net us. What do you mean that song horses. Fuck off the most added song ever hired by the overrated podcast. That's ever lived if you believe that. Did you just put darrow breath. Y we own our song is everyone loves and we think that song is just so. I just can't get into what that song has gone through. Let's say four. But i think it's definitely three phases on day. Bang number one drops off see later. Bang number one drops off letter. What is it drop-off because people get sick of it. Oh and then a new generation faucet and goes you know what if we get sick of it absolute gold. You know when. I got sick of it. Probably the second i heard it. I don't like it. You know what. What is your favorite song in the world. Favorite song champagne supernova. Yuck fucking yum hockey go. Actually i think a know open guy with me. Companies bless or shoot on yet. I can sing. I can't sing. I'm deaf don't discriminate. Okay by making fun of me. You can laugh care. John fong been view a song written to his wife to his wife. On tour that i've seen him to lov acoustic and recorded and the meaning and the purpose is fucking beautiful it was really good and also Planning to win by level little river band we tales. I did try this term. We're play yeah. I really love that song. Really good cracker when it comes to music. you obviously untouchable and on the odd. One out ricky's with music are with movies. Just an opinion on. I'm sticking with my opinion. Start like that song horses. Do you know what he's he's effective about. Horses know that was written by a couple of sisters in sydney are thing is a non ninety four. They have ghostwriters. Which means that they surrended the song to daryl. You know what goes. Fraud is all original creative paper. The dunkin tight enough moving on a credit for every spied but he also gets credit. But i sold it to him. He made a mega super song. Which might hastened. I'll have fucking not what they're doing near hopefully soothing because it's cracker. The film clips a bit questionable though that clip for around. That doesn't know the song has darrow himself on the beach. In some sort of slack chains in a shirt in the weaned rot loser and then laga as hey singing a woman things for the chorus that she was too unattractive so they replaced it with someone else horse a horse and a woman to mom the words because they thought that if she was in the film clip it wouldn't do as will now that i have a problem with i think if someone fucking talented enough to pull off a voice or a song i can put him in the whole constructor and that. Tv show isn't the voice. They don't see the person before they judge them exactly. That's a good. I love that. It's a good concept but after saying one season of that. I think you can fuck it off. It's a good concept as an unsealed locking. What because there's new need little different sprouts different things. Every year is really a white paint killing it really ugly people that are killing it really hot people that sock like this all this hot succeeds. No i'm just saying this season. I logged the concert. It's like If your nana ten good-looking and do you have an ida. Ten voice versus some under is four out of ten good-looking. That has one point. five voice. the non-point four should outweigh the other good-looking person. That's not quite as good. I n watts and afrin. Kelly ford four chair turn this year did really well also her first performance to gripe voice. Crite awesome singer very talented. Susan boyle what would happen if you bumped into her and a dark alley. Well is perfect for the voice. Because you don't want to but you want to hear the voice you never wanna push that button off actually. There's some great singers that come through all these voice channels and chose him over german vic qarase aiden does that bring build anyone noto okay good. She was one that are the first or second got. Some sort of deal had a single come here. i'm not joking paypal hypochondriacs. When it comes to feeling sick that would suggest that they are yup. Yup hypochondriac is someone who is always feeling like my okay. Not being hot country hearing her. If it's going to take at the end of lost sight had he said the word country ac. I think i would my throat and let your subconscious saying fuck. I don't know if this is just hypochondriac or contract. Yes i am. What are you getting this. i figured out then rick's got me. He's the l. We w a little bit of insurance a hypochondriac. Just wanna live in the mark anyway. So. i'm not a hypochondriac te bob. For every time she came on radio the video hits or whatever it was she had one of those really raspy voices lives as a woman. Made me fucking honest. Like the closest i could say would be seasickness like like i felt was going to vomit. Might equilibrium went. Sand can fuck people up and she had just something in a voice that made me feel violently not will and i'm not even joking. I ast and this is going back. Whenever it was it would have been six seven years ago. I actually asked to leave the store. That was working there. Because i couldn't handle it being played on the last bigger. That's pretty funny some funny. I think that's very. It's like me with darrin. Horses eight more be maybe has got a ton. And he's voice. That makes you sick a guy when the song comes on off fuck psycho highly song. It's more like like yeah. I listen to a everyone's excited everyone else's lot. Fuck you'll be reading on the horses yay and i'm sorta like yeah. It's alright i and i caught white for the next on the stop. It's sort of odd talked to you. Know you know what would be funny if we were at laka cava bay and thing for a want or something like that same doesn't happen anymore but you have all these bands playing and stuff that have a video camera set up filming. The crab and the whole crowd goes up horses. You'd be the sad sally in the corner. The one person out of a one hundred and fifty people that for fucks bucking horses percent. Hundred percent get sports. Betting start putting on the horses. Absolutely that would be a much better option percent. I have a live bet going on that a lot. But i feel india to win. I need the draw. You need a boring result when india you draw. I'm almost done betting. This is gonna be milosovic. I'm gonna win this money on then going to if i win one hundred dollars. Paul's on has now. I'm gonna put that on something for the win win for the win until i lose i'm going to do seven and then i'm taking it out and then i'm done. Okay what do you think so you just said this is going to be. My last bit are going to take these winnings embiid seven bit investment like. Actually it wasn't even it was a bonus bonuses. Actually that i put this thing actually never be able to catch that. Isn't that how those now. I've already won. The money i want back was now you get the total modest ten dollars. Tindall's speaking about sport. I saw something the other day which he may or may not connect with okay. What flicking through instagram. And i saw nick posted a swap up to watch these videos that i mean and it was basically an interview. We've niamey asaka nick. Curious and two other mile tennis players. Who are think are not on the tour anymore but were and then this old lady who was like a tennis player from years ago. Can't remember nancy. I think. I i most and they're talking about Struggles aw you know media's apt to get us an all united states and all you know that and i was listening to it and thinking you know what they're actually quite well spoken and nemea asaka of just same lot. She was just seek of tennis luck. Not entitled anymore and just over which is like if you're not doing no one's forcing you to rock up and do that for a job. You know what i mean. But then at one point the lady because she was a pro tennis player she goes. But you know what like we've lied these foundations for you guys bought turning up to every press conference by going at apply when we didn't didn't want to buy fighting the media by doing this by doing that to myself. Do you know what she's so. Rot all these fucking premadonna. Sports players now that jus- guy 'cause the catalyst to italy's they earned so much fucking money now just for being inner tournament so you can look up. Mike at the u. k. Serve few bowls losing. Whatever yeah what win a game and still getting totally. Will you make enough money that it doesn't fucking matter in oregon. That's luck benneteau tomshich. He's the most petulant chowed brat key. That's ever been on the tennis tour. He didn't have to k- reply. Willow do well because he made enough money anyway can all summarizes you saying that there's a media struggle between mental health and spoiled brats that a leaving sports in order to fit their own will con of a think. There's all these people now. Look if i gave you two million dollars. Five million dollars. If i gave you a big amount of money tree win and then this is the whole thing. Would you turn up to work the next day so these players earning luxury taught money and they go on and after. I don't have gone do that. Especially if our flow laka on enough to do it. Let's say optic expect maybe eighty percent of them in a good mental health state and a physical site would would guy. Are you going to do it anyway. But some going through like a break up a family disaster or something twenty five would maybe twenty five percent. Here's the thing we we live in a world now where there's obviously a lot of struggle with mental health and it's now socially acceptable with a guy i have struggles and on quitting and that's it and that now it's like okay. Yeah i'll get twenty years ago. I thought rick was talking about with these sports paper that used to earn a lot less money that would have struggles. They would be more inclined to just get on with it and go on with at that point in time. You're living in a world where you know. Mental health wasn't such a big topic. So there's a well there's nothing really socially acceptable right now for me. Oh yeah like You know i'm struggling. Have depression that's it now. It's like okay. Well if if someone has that problem everyone's okay. Yeah i get i understand. That's where the gap happens. It's just happened through this. I think the other differences though just really plain terms right. If nick curious was ending ninety grand a year to be on the tennis tour. Do you think that every tom he went out that apply the motivation to earn more. Money would sperry mounted a better. This is he makes two million bucks just to turn up. Doesn't need to lock and just go out there and fucking lovable here and there are they offering it. A hundred percent has everything to do with. Uh if if there's financial pressure you're going to do it if it's not if you if you can quit halfway through a tournament and still be a rich motherfucker you fucking quitting if there's any slot raisin or like something happens will you let now fuck this. You will hundred percent because water follows the path of least resistance so if things start getting hard and your life is cushy on the at saad you're gonna go to the khushi live. Why wouldn't you would even the savings if you if you quit in the second round. You windsor dole's if you make it into the quarter-finals the prize money is now one hundred thousand. You're not quitting like after the second guy had a bit of anxiety like pre-game all that neagle that have got whatever now it's in norway. No way taking away from alert drinks fat absolutely not. We're just looking at the fact that this is a situation and that's sometimes what you're dealing with. Well you know it can do it in five seconds are tough decision you're off. It's been bombed off rigid named three characters from breaking bed. Walter what was jesse and the wife the lady i. I've never felt so inching tonight. It was all the gas the the the se the banks. The sad talks awesome. Like i just wanted to give you a hug and just whispering. Oh i regret going back. What's the wassen we told. You can't remember anna. Naming roloff a starla styler barlow. Fuck from our a few months. That was a mental blank sky. Either grabby name three things you can do to make your partner cry. Yoda and scream. Punter in the fuck advice you do it two thousand twenty one to do it. But that's what crossed. And i got a little bit scared about my answer. Pushing her father off of a cliff would have been another one a bit bit sad but it's correct through controversial gaddi box them. Get out of the fucking okay here. We go name three so named three raisins to pull your car over on the side of the road. Suddenly they do away somebody in the costs that they were going to be and there's a frog in saudi com frog. Have you never had a frog in the car case dan. Then you know what like when investors like. I've got one hundred grand eighty two the pitch. Why was like i'm salt. Don't even tell me last one grant and then he told me in the last one and almost want him to pay me one hundred grand. Don't don't fuck up. Why if there's a friday new car. I find mentioned it's gonna jump could jump onto your face. It could jump on the fucking sam. Expect to hear after mentioning a frog. 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