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Fisher Stevens, Dakota Johnson & Trans-Siberian Orchestra

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1:17:51 hr | 8 months ago

Fisher Stevens, Dakota Johnson & Trans-Siberian Orchestra

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You don't I'm Bobby Finger. I'm Lindsey Weber. And did you see Justin Timberlake. Explain Away Leisure Wainwright on a know tat baby in nineteen on a notes APP apologizing. I guess we we thought we were past the era of notes alphabetizing it. We're no slapped on. He knows up on instagram and he said I stay away from gossip as much as I can. I was just thinking about the stay away from her. Mean you shut up you I don't even hear. CNN's editorializing. I just need to see the notes APP. I stay away from Justin timberlake reporting incredible. It's when you search Justin timberlake apology. CNN is number one. God Okay I stay away from gossip as much as I can but for my family I feel. It is important into address recent rumors that are hurting the people. I love a few weeks ago. I just laid a strong lapse in judgment but let me be clear but let me be clear like very Rachel traumatic. It's interesting nothing happened between me. And my co star. He's talking about June Squibb. I drank way too much that night and I regret regret my behaviour again insane. Celebrity punctuation space period space. I should have known better. That's Suzanne Stevens Song. This is not the example. I want to set for my son. I'm actually GONNA play the sue beyond Stevenson. It's on here. This is not the example set for my son I apologize to my main. Do my amazing life is incredible. I apologize to my amazing wife and family family for putting them through such an embarrassing situation and I am focused on being the best husband and father I can beat. This was not that incredibly proud to be working on Palmer promoting the movie looking forward to continuing to make this movie and excited for people to see great spun for Palmer I gotTa say no one's GonNa see pulver ones like ooh directed by Fisher Stevens. Everyone's everyone's like Aka Stephen Fisher. No wait for the call. Everyone's like everyone's like ooh Palmer. Like I wonder what that's about. Bet they have good sexual chemistry now just kidding and then they look what it's about and they're like Ooh I don't care like see Mr and Mrs Smith you know. was that like a big box office hit after I think it actually was a because of like the drama Mr Anything of times. Where Co Star I see Mr Smith Smith Mr and Mrs Smith was a big international? Hit A ton of movies. So like you're right I guess set me than half a billion dollars half a billion dollars worldwide but it cost a hundred and ten. I guess I'm just thinking of other movies. In which co stars had like elicit moments that made the press arrests and if that drove the film I think it used to do so more and maybe now so let's but like it still. Has that little bit of a bump. The problem is you can't go see Palmer. Now Oh so did die out only like idiots like us when it comes out. We'll be like that's the movie that he liked touched. Turney you know but you're right if this were a different kind of movie. DOC and Justin Timberlake isn't famous enough but like the pieces are sort of here where it's like oh one star is in like a high profile relationship with another famous person. ooh He's caught cheating on the set of his movie. Movie comes out. People are interested just because if if it ultimately broke them up if it ultimately opera then I think I think the movie would sort of see a bump but also this isn't the type of movie so it's sort of apples to oranges because Mr and Mrs Smith is this broad action comedy that like everyone is opposed to like you. You know it's meant for everyone in Palmer's like what the hell is it's about head yeah a broken kid and June squibb as it's fine. Maybe he. He is like till telling the truth because he didn't hook up with this woman. He looked June squibb that night. You know like he's likely in my dream is like nothing happened between me and that woman because something with the other woman Green Square. It's the one thing that Justin timberlake could do. That would make me sort of respect. Him Is June squibb single. I don't know why we keep on putting out June squibb out here like she's available. Maybe she's dating someone eating is wrong. I shouldn't have said that it would have made me respect them but if he decided to break up with Jessica Biel feeling. So you know I'm in love with someone else. If it was June square be very open about it. I'd be like you know you're sort of a monster. But June Squibb neat little love if Justin Timberlake and June squibb got together. I I would stand him for life. It'd be everything else would would drip away. I would go devil angel between standing in for life and stay away from her. Get a job he he has. How's the job? It's being June script supports stem. What I wonder June script definitely is has a a hooligan just tweeted Christina? Capacitor Cop Assir just tweeted yikes paging weekly and someone edited Alicia. WAINWRIGHT's Wikipedia the woman. Who is his Costa Palmer to say Alicia Wainwright born July July fourteenth nineteen ninety nine is an American home wrecker? That is fucked up. That's so fucking stupid takes two to tango. Let's not like how like Trad. Do you have to be sorry. I'm like shortening traditional to be like a Justin Timberlake. Jessica Biel together forever Stan like scientists. I just feel like they're they're all versions of fans out there in this world. And that's what makes that's what makes it beautiful and also deranged. But like that is that is a flavor of fandom that like I will never understand which is just like a list authentic. I Love Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake a couple Stan. Not that I want them to break break-up as a not that but I just don't care about them. Do you know what I mean. Yeah yet sort of like that sort of like I don't know traditionalism and Misogyny Janie would be annoying in any instance but like it's particularly stupid here because it's like this is the couple you're deciding to do this for also just like defend use your brain rain like you think that this woman came in and like purposefully was like I'm in a home rec. Like this guy is way more powerful than her. He's The star of the movie movie that she's like a newcomer in right. She's like playing his love interest. She's like trying to make everything work and your he gets drunk and like puts his hand on her knee and she's and it's like what the fuck you know so I don't really know a ton about the situation. I don't think anyone does aside from what we've seen. What you're saying but like to go up is going to be like your your home? wrecker is truly lights. Just wild that we all still are shocked whenever celebrities cheat like everyone cheats but I feel like celebrities. The Post. I don't know yeah. Yeah it's just funny that we remain shocked that these people is specially and we also remain shocked that we put like that their job is to put is to pretend that they're in love and and with another attractive person who's also pretending they're in love and then when they actually do maybe fall in love or have chemistry mystery outside of that that we encourage because we want the movie to be good. We want whatever they're filming to be. Good we're shocked that that happens. It's like literally it's their job to to create a sense of temporary chemistry for us. The audience that like could become real chemistry or Israel. Chemistry magicians really is what they are. Magicians you are listening to. WHO's there though weekly call in show out weekly call in show of who weekly we take your questions comments concerns? We start with comments and concerns concerns. move onto questions and occasionally play a game of who were them. which I believe we're going to do in this episode unless we better on the Patriot? Which reminds me if you support us on Patriot patriot dot com slash weekly? Excuse me Patrick on. You'll get by monthly biweekly episodes and a weekly newsletter sometime. Well guess what just dropped unless you're getting more stuff. Did you see what just dropped in the Patriot. And this morning of actually commentary as a full love actually commentary so this year when you watch love actually because you watch it every year. Obviously because you're a slave to the holiday you can watch it with us in your ear being like naming. Ah Shut up. I'm trying to I mean saying I'm GonNa go to the bathroom whenever Emma Thompson has to brood listening to both sides now. Okay I call- LE- shut in the past I Kim Bobby. I just have coupons the pod talking about Leeann Michelle's new Christmas movie and we Michelle is Jewish. He is my husband's cousin and they are Super Jewish lead. Michelle is Jewish but love Christmas. Movie Liba Shell is. She is my husband's cousin. Or here's my. She is my husband's cousin. He is my husband because she is my husband's cousin. My husband's cousin sounds like a hallmark Christmas movie. Just because Liam Michelle Short entered name down to Likeb e of the you know the Bob Dylan of her Jewish name. You know Bob Dylan. Like that doesn't mean she is I I I mean we knew I knew this like she screams. You knew those. Ud admits she's writing a taxi and being screaming about the Christmas tree lighting. She's Jewish like you know I could see her in four hundred Christmas like Jewish woman. You know Jewish one Jewish woman Jewish woman. She didn't shorten your name or cut it she Only she goes by her first name or middle names out our first and last her last name is actually not serfati which is a sephardic Jewish surname. Literally she's not what's what's oschkenat's e is the other major yeah so she's Sephardic literally Sephardi Liam Liam Michelle Sephardi. Love speaking of middle names. Here's a fun an anecdote yesterday yesterday. So all this week like not to get into it but like this week I've been forgetting to make my coffee at home because I have this cold brew maker occur and I forget to make it twenty four hours in advance and I wake up and I'm like fuck. I forgot the whole like the whole thing is that I'm supposed to save money making Cobra home and it is better home so I woke up again yesterday and I was like fuck. I forgot my coffee again. Why don't you like set an alarm? I went to the well I did. And then it's like I'm reminding you make your cold brew and I'm like Alexa Exa stop and then I completely forget to Michael Brune fully. I set the electromagnet so I go to. I go to the coffee shop not GONNA name names and I go to the coffee shop. I put the heart of that. No you I went to a different one okay Who which is arguably worse? Okay so I put the card in the thing and You know the the square that you shove it in. Yeah love that like when you do it yourself ahead and actually yourself. Yeah so I do it myself self. I put the card in and I take my coffee and then I go and put milk in it at the mlk counter and I noticed that the Barista. There's a breach area who's calling names and they're like Timothy Timothy like army whatever. Why am I doing so you could? So I'm seeing this person calling name day. Hey armie hammer okay and is I'm putting the milken kind of leisurely leisurely pace and I I hear them. Someone a voice from the same area go Robert and I was like Oh a Robert is getting their coffee. And I'm just like pouring milk and stirring really slowly like looking back. I probably looked like I was in slow. Motion like a freak didn't even have headphones on. And this person doing Robert Robert Robert Out of the corner of my I'm thinking where's this Robert. Howse Robert Not getting his Java and I notice out the cornell like everyone's looking at me and I turned and he goes? Hey Yes sir. And he's holding my credit card my debit card and I was like Oh because I left it in the little machine and I grabbed it and I was like Oh sorry. No one calls tells me that and he goes yes sure and then walked away and I was like never coming back here again. I got so mad like I'm not at lying dude. No one calls me that I know but like I got so. I was fuming when I got home. This sure this is a very use it you you need like a better coffee shop situation. The coffee shop situation is Balik. Khaliq town tell you. Yeah okay next. Call story that story. That's Yeah No. It was good. It was good it was good. It was good but I can just picture you getting so mad about this thing. That's go ruin your whole day also at the post office yesterday when I told you I held the door open for for a man and he goes. I don't need that. I Love New York. It's like what the hell as wild. How have you survived? Yeah I don't mean that I. I've never experienced anything like that in my life. Oh another good experience standing pregnant on the train. Speaking of New York she I was pregnant and I didn't hear the beginning of the conversation. But I guess some guy because it was crowded some guy was like Kinda sh kept shoving her and her stomach was hitting another bar yes yes he was shoving her and finally she turned into what she said. Can you stop. He didn't stop then she turned around was like. Can you stop your shoving me and I'm pregnant. And he was like you're pregnant and he was. She goes yeah yeah and then she turned around and like revealed the bump she goes. I'm pregnant and you're shoving me and he goes. Oh I'm sorry I couldn't tell you were pregnant. And she goes. Well now you know so stop shoving me. There was like I can never complain about New York because I'm not a pregnant woman in New York. Okay through now you know I just had to the podcast. Our cast Jimmy. He tells you that interest even feel maybe even Fisher and the facts okay iconic connick example. We've never talked about. We've talked about the Michael. Douglas Michael Keaton sort of you are joining the screen actors guild. You cannot have the same name as someone else in the screen. Actors Chris. Gil Fisher Stevens. Nee Stephen Fisher wanted to join the screen actors guild. There was already a Stephen Fisher so he just flipped. But it also makes so much sense. Because Stephen Stephen Fischer is such like a like a boring like normal name and Fisher Stevens. WHO Like Fisher? Stevens vary a little a little mysterious mysterious a little lego. Whatever what is that? Where are you from Fisher Stevens or whatever turns out he just this white guy named Steven? He is a self-described quote thin white Jewish kid from Chicago right down the story from nineteen eighty eight and it was talking about how he was in short circuit to a movie. I admittedly watched a lot as a kid. And never the first short circuit which I hate it and in it Fisher Stevens who a self-described thin white Jewish gago plays an Indian scientist and the story is about like I mean. It's just such a funny funny like how times have changed. This is a story about like how Fisher Stevens is constantly playing people who are not white. And it's like I'm constantly playing you know let's see what it says here a Middle Eastern man. I'm playing an Indian man. I'm playing Afghanistan Person About play I got offered as a role of guy from Uruguay. And he's like. It frustrates me that I only get cast as foreigners and so it's like well. Hi I got cast as an Indian scientists in short circuit to so immersed myself in Indian culture. And they're like wow look at this guy. I like going all the way to like. Be Man but you're eighty eight. It was a big time. It was not a single not a single reference to the fact that they could have hired an Indian person. It's just lever. Wow thirty years ago. Thirty one not only is there not a reference to that. It's the opposite of that which is why won't you let this man play white and like this guy is disguised to Jewish weighing man looking to play a white man which he is is he's a white man. You know anyways poor Fisher Stevens. But don't worry he's directing what is directing Palmer Palmer. He's erecting Palmer. That's why we talked about Stephen Fisher. I loved loved. This line is is psychotic beyond that. Stevens is hoping that his starring role in short circuit to will help launch him to solid movie roles. As long long as he doesn't get typecast as an Indian where AM I. The answer is nineteen thousand nine hundred eighty eight nineteen okay next call high just going to let you know that Jason to Reload Dick Pic was removed from instagram. Because it had aroused aroused genitalia. So this is great. This is really funny and once again Jason Derulo is doing the most to promote cats Really really early putting in the one of the most. So I'm going to get this man arrays. Instagram said that you couldn't have a arouse genitalia on an instagram post and explained cleaned up. He explained by saying. Let's just play the clip instagram. Daniel Bali did you see this man are. Are you upset man. I was at first But then it became kind of twenty instagram. Saying they they took it down because you were aroused. Were you roused. Br I aroused sure. That was the funny thing about it. I was literally like Manado Water. You don't want to say I was shriveled up the deputy wasn't lying cold shrivel Zara people call two semi. Did you have a semi. You gotta get. It might have had had a semi. I feel so weird about this. Another bus drives by him. Saying I was just coming out of the water. That photo is it's like H G. It was taking with the nicest camera ever made. He's been standing there out of the water for at least five. Does he got primped. Unlike all put up I mean if his if his Dick Nick is not hard somebody like placed it to be like. There's there's something like hold it. There's something holding everything together like there's so many things going on with that is he's. He's definitely hard. That is not plastic. I'm sorry it's just really funny. How certain a certain category of celebrities very charmed and willing to be done by light? TMZ reporters like Jason did not have to say word one to these people and they're like So were you hard. And he's like no. It wasn't hard and like Did you have a semi. And he's like I might have had a semi. It's like. Oh Jason. You didn't have to say that they could leave. I'm just yelling about Jason guerrillas. Boehner like I just I hate this like why am I in in this place like will we ever know whether he was harder. Not and also that. That's a mystery is insane. I will say though. TMZ We'll this sort of like like celebrity journalism like Paparazzi Journalism. This sort of like GOTCHA staff and be really really annoying. It could be really dangerous it can be really invasive and this is the category that I like. Why can't it be this Mike? It's all of it be this no. It's only fun and it's also stupid when they're like. Hey Laura dern have you heard love Baby Yoga Yoga that's fun. It's like a basketball game web. Can you do Can you have you heard of old town road like. That's that's the only time that is money where they essentially were you hard in the pool. That's at least topical to him. The funniest ones are when it's like not topical to the person it's just like a topic and they just are like standing outside like lax. And somebody comes out and it's like somebody so random they're like Judi dench What do you know about like liked brexit? Not that like something more stupid came. Braxton do you watch the man delorean. She's like yes we do right so that it becomes funny but this is like now we have this like mystery. was He hard. Is he like instagram. Going to investigate instigate this I will they will. They send a batch of consultants and investigators to Jason Account and like to like examine Jason Derulo body and so you compare actual photos of him when he is aroused and navy if they see a difference they let the post go back up. We make back when we were in star who is like who is very well-versed in like aroused verses Flaccid Dick Photography on on film to like look at the day and we're like yet to be like okay. So here's why I think. XYZ looks like this. I mean that I just what my my take from it. What whether the Dick is hard or not? He's that that photo to say that. That photo was walking out of the water is one of the. Most one of the biggest lies told in this century the largest lies perpetrated on the American people. I mean truly hygiene weekly. I was listening to this week's episode and I hit the pause and call in because Crescendo. Whatever her name is just in hurriedly seemed to be x-rayed you see engaged to Matthew Morrison and then she broke off the engagement and allegedly? She broke it off because she was convinced that Matthew was cheating on her with Leeann Michelle. I just thought that was an interesting way to tie together too serious in the podcast women balloon. got a Lotta so she. He said whenever they broke off the engagement. This is her quote that she gave to star. which gives you a little peek into her actual level of celebrity? She spoke to star on the record. I decided to break off our engagement. Because I believe he was seeing other people and just wasn't ready to fully commit I mean then. Lia In her book she wrote that book she wrote a memoir that came came out and she was like Michelle Matthew Morrison she had been admitted to dating him at some point she did. She said she didn't him before the show. But this that doesn't like so you're like okay. I mean I believe crucial to but this is not the Lien Michelle our. That's a different podcast to launch. We don't have to dwell. I just thought it was important to to talk about a lot of people called in about this. Yeah okay let's go onto questions. You're having a holiday get together. You know. We're thing or two about chaos Lindsey people all over and the holidays rowdy little mess cleanup. 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He's facing a very long time right anyway. I mean I know Sokota different instantly. This is incredible fan fiction. We don't get enough fan fiction calls. This is so uh-huh fix it's only about whether Allie Mae knows who different fantasy world which we must have answered an episode right. That must have been a question with. That's why the callers caller is doing it. I forget what we talk about every single so I agree Allie Mae. Now now knows that Dakota Johnson who Dakota Johnson is and finally finally smiled the one thing that took Ali main out of her deep just all encompassing soul crushing grief was Dakota Johnson. Being a complete asshole sold ellen. Deservedly this like Ellen thing is really becoming something interesting to me like I was only only. It was only recently that we were still talking about this. Like no one knows but now it feels like so many people are are. I think so many people now or or people all new but I still think that like we're twitter bubble and Ellen's core audience. They're still like there's no overlap. But that's been diagram like these people are either not gonNA hear this or they're not gonNa care but you say good is not excellent also like it's getting reported on almost like people are writing in publications that people bowl a lot of people read that like Ellen is is mean or something that I think that the people who love that show will not be moved by this sort of stuff right. It's very easily explained away the Ellen George Bush stuff I thought kind of broke through a little bit but I don't think Muslim actually cared and maybe actually thought. That was like an overreaction if you were kind of like nor me and you're kind of like a little bit of reaction like she'll be able to sit next to George Bush at a football game. You know what I mean. Well that's all about go. I know exactly what could be. I could really see. I'm sorry I'm using my parents but like my parents being like okay. Like bill gear. Who Cares you know relaxed Cadeau Alison canceled? I mean like if you see it as adding stuff to pile that we've been we've been making for a long time of like Ellen sucks then you're like whoa another thing and the pile. This pile is tall but if you just never know right we'll say an echo you my mom is not going to stop watching Ellen. Degeneres over this like my mom is not gonNA stop watching over this seaside exit George Bush you know like young. Yeah so what happened. Is You probably all know about it. But we didn't talk about it on Tuesdays episode so we got. We had more important things to discuss. So we go to Johnson. Did we did. We didn't well hallmark move. I was very I was honestly in my heart was warmed when people were saying like one of my favorite episodes of the year is who weekly hallmark and people care so Dakota Johnson on Ellen promoting I believe the peanut butter Falcon which which movie no. But it's good. Can I peanut butter felt that I liked it. A Lot. Well you love anything. Wish I shall take a dump on in like a short film directed by like I don't know what his name Vincent Gallo and you'd be like a masterpiece surpise dump a bucket Home Depot Orange Bucket. I told you couldn't believe in. That's because they told me that I liked honey boy but I did like honey boy but I thought Peter Butter Falcon was very sweet wheat. Very out of the blue very unexpected from fish Iowa. It's not it's not what you think that he's making currently look. If you saw his vibe you you wouldn't be like he's making like a sweet like romp about like unexpected friendships. You know the trailer makes it seem like look how inspiring and uplifting I mean minute is but it's sure no it is it is. It's not like dead dog sweet like the watch with your family. But it's like you know it's it's maybe a few steps closer to thirteen. Gene Dakota was promoting this movie that Lindsey loves called the Peanut Butter Fountain and on Ellen Obsessed with Dirk Refunding Ellen. Because she's an asshole. One of her talking points was like you just had a birthday party. And I wasn't invited me. He ended a Coda because she is a privileged daughter of nepotism who has an has not a care in the world about her like reputation getting shattered. Because that's the Sushi is I mean we were texting about this. And at the end of my argument but it was more eloquently by Connor. Goldsmith Dakota Johnson is the best possible result nepotism in that. She's actually talented and her upbringing as the child of atlas liberties means. She's he's afraid of absolutely no one spot on. That is why she has the attitude that she does. Well also I gotta say. The Dakota Johnson is talented. Assertion is a slow burn. Learn because let's not lie when we saw her in just like when we saw Christians Kristen Stewart I and twilight just like we saw jet J. Law I in Hunger Games. You weren't quite sure how talented she wasn't fifty shades like it. You know you're not like blowing either worked as it could have gone either way. I wouldn't say looking back. She was quote unquote talented. Those two had the worse chemistry which really did not help the movie like or any of their performances. So so looking back. I think I definitely was like this. Woman is not talented like we don't I don't actually think she's a good actress. But since then the choices that she's made in the stuff that he's been in she's been very very good superior incredible. She's she's a privilege styles of nepotism. She has the freedom to make make these kinds of choices but again she still made them in good for her and I will shout from the rooftops. I love a bigger splash. So much It's my favorite Luca Guadagnino. We know movies so like call by. Call me your name who anyway. She's great so she goes on Ellen and Allen's like eating meat ain't Marnie into actually I did bitch. I invited you my birthday party. You didn't show up. Ellen is Shuck Labra gas. She has never been talked back to her life. Yes she pulls a fool Wendy which she a- olive production he has to get involved in the guy behind the guy. John Wells she calls. She's she's like says who like and she's like well just Jonathan Her longtime assistant John Produce Jonathan and then another person answers. And it's this woman who looks like miserable yet. Yeah she goes you were out of town and then Ellen which we found out later ellen his own right all right all right and then you understand why she behaves the way she does because she realizes she. He was out of town at a game with George Bush day before can thank you can see it in her eyes. When she realized he was busy she goes like Oh fuck? She wasn't in Malibu and explain it away. But here's my question for you. Is this the party that we thought was a baby. We should no no. No that was long ago okay. That was long because I would be like. We also didn't like run our. We're talk show. It'd be like so what was up with that baby shower and you know what she would give us a straight answer. Because she's a straight talker but this wasn't even the first time we'll play a little a couple of years you can hear the actual tones because you got to hear the tones of their voices. It's it's wild this time. You invited me are you sure. Yeah how do you know. I don't think so ask. Everybody Asks Jonathan Producer. Why didn't I go was it was it? Oh Yeah I had that thing It was probably in Malibu. That's too far for go to. Yeah Yeah Yeah no I think I do remember. I was invited. Thank you know. But I really didn't remember that until just now face there is a there is an uneasiness in her face that I is pretty rare for her. Things don't break her very easily she recovers pretty well though at the time like she. She like barrels forward in this interview. And it's not this first time that she had like the Dakotas been like saucy on an interview like she was like route to Ellie year before kind of she kind of had a moment with Ellen I and then she also kind of called out Jimmy Fallon during you for like talking over her. So I mean I would say Dakota Johnson also just doesn't have the patience for this shit in general not just like like she hates Ellen. Let's be I'm GonNa let so. She she also had her. Favorite comedian was sticking Tara which is Great But I'm GONNA play the clip from Jimmy Fallon because I think that's so satisfying. Let me add it here and so you go out and walk the dog. Well no I allow dogs in the hotel. Are you supposed to let people talk log on the show. What's funny about that is like Jimmy? Fallon has to do his job like okay. If you were telling a story on Jimmy Fallon and I was Jimmy Fallon telling one of your stories. And you're still in your story was just going to hell I would have to. I would have to steer you to Schroeder And more says exhort I have to be like okay so then when you were lying at the call okay. Then he said to you okay so that I would have to but just as Kimmy is doing wing I would have to and I would say I'm not like obviously a team Jimmy Fallon defending him but what he's doing is trying to like make her story sustained and done done even letting her try Orey. Yeah so clearly. She has kind of A. She has like a funny. Great eight attitude nepotism induced fearlessness. which we all respect? We'll nepotism is good and bad uh donald trump junior becomes president. No you know I mean sometimes wait until we were planning whom ease this year and I just added added a new see because every year you've got to add like a new categories because every year is different to last year we had like scammer. Because I was like very two thousand eighteen now this year. One of our categories is best nepotism participant. I love it okay. Worst depotism two islands. Ian Bobby I don't know why that so much but first time I have a question about Jabalya Union and that challenge less going on. I keep seeing tweets without celebrities supporting her and I don't know trying to stand with her and stop already for being tired or quit. I don't know exactly what happened. Could you please explain that a little bit and also is Gabrielle Union. Who whereas in? I don't know I've been having arguments with people about it and they can't figure it out For too much are you guys. Don't allow them. Should we start with Gabrielle Union. who were them? We've talked about her before. Especially on. Who Dat because I think even them no I think she's fully of them now sh- but she had she was in one of those places where of course she was in like teen movies and the late nineties and early. Two thousand iconic bring on-roll. She was in ten things. I hate about you blah blah. And then she was just in a lot of stuff she is constantly acting and I think she never had a huge break outside of black them. You know like especially with like being Mary. Jane which late show like that being Mary Jane. Oh my God. I love being Mary Jane but she was a black them for much longer than she was more of a a universal them which I believe she is now and I think one of the things not to make it about marriage but I think her relationship with Dwayne Wade really took off a nano are hundred. I was GONNA say her marriage inch so she's married to our list couple there like both super like progressive and interesting and they're always kind of like out here like being really thoughtful and talking about parenting and talking about because they have a kid via surrogate recently to. Oh Yeah. They did because she had A. She had a lot of miscarriages carriage and so she talked about that she wrote a memoir that was extremely well received which also because she was doing it was like it incredibly personal. What was it called like? We're GONNA need more wine and I actually. Br I read it recently. I read a few months ago actually a little late and so she writes. This book gets a lot of stuff so after in the past couple years. She's been in more and more stuff and she got got this job as a judge on. America's got talent which I gotTa say who we show that very talk show but rotates like in and out of like judging positions like Howard and how an all these and nick cannon and and who else Giuliano Julian was there as a mentor. I think because it's like there's no specific talent. There's too many talents. Yup so she is on this show. She gets fired after one year after one year and initially doesn't make a lot of news because that shows sort of like a revolving door of people. It's not surprising to see like Oh we had Gabrielle Union and Melby but now now it's going to be Heidi Gloom and Julianne Huff like not very leery. Whatever like yeah people are people come in and out of the show? Okay yeah then it comes out. I think it's a variety report Brits. It's like talking to all these people who are working behind the scenes at what does that. NBC and. They're you know what Jay Leno was on this show and he was filming a segment. He was a special guest and he made a joke about Korean food. This racist Korean food joke about dogs immediately. After this happens Gabrielle Union. It's unofficial port but she complains to the powers that be and she's like like this joke is racist. The audience didn't like it. That's really offensive that you had this guy making racist jokes. I don't like this doesn't get escalated. But they cut it out of the episode in addition to that. They told her that her O'hare was to black and that she needed to change it and there was. This came out which I thought was interesting in Love B. Scott which is like an unusual place to get this kind of exclusive kind of exclusive. Let's laney gossip getting zapped lovely Scott got the exclusive for like an embassy source that said Gabrielle's contract was not renewed after being the number one town on the show. This obviously somebody from her side of the story but doesn't mean it's not like it's not true She set the record for her. Golden for Golden Buzzer. I don't even know what that means. They replace only the women and blacks at Simon's whim. She wouldn't walk away from twelve million dollars because she's busy. Yeah see that's the thing it's like. She's not going to quit for this amazing paycheck because she's he's busy. Based on weekly intellectual. Social media publishes and went. Why why not pick up? Somebody's option extreme success and then they said because you got fired at the same time or Leko at the same time they were both way higher ranked than Howie. Howie Mandel the idea? The idea that network one Cisco switch things up only applies to women block folks and Nick. Cannon apparently apparently also quit because of this issue and because he had made a joke. Because I've seen he said they were racist and then they were like fuck. You were firing you over that joke. Essentially so he walked away from his paycheck as well. Yep then now Howard Stern which this just happened you found this. This is also route stern after admitting he has never heard of union addresses subject on Sirius. XM radio show. Also the thing about Howard Stern Howard. Stern like knows everything about everyone. That's like that's Howard Stern. How is it that that freak? Simon callow has orchestrated this then. Answering his own question he charged the show and callow with sexist. Double standards quotes that men. are that the men stay. No matter how old they are no matter how in fact there are no matter how tells us they are and the reason he brings up fatness because like the women are scrutinized for their physical appearance more than our but what he manages to do on his own shows is constantly replaced. The hot chicks with hotter trixie younger chicks which is so obvious. Can I ask a question. So Howard was on the show before before Gabrielle. So Howard left a long time ago so they asked him about this and he said I don't know union because I wasn't on the show with her at the same time but in my experience with Simon callow on this show is that this is what happens on it for season. Seven through ten which so he was on it through two thousand fifteen so she was on it after him. She was on well. She was only on for the past year. Then she got fired right dot so okay got it. Got 'cause so he's like I don't know her but what what I'm saying is this is how it works. Simon Cowl as we've continued to know as we continue to know is a bad man like we will continue to know this we'll Simon Cal l.. End Simon callow is also one of those people who is the brunt of jokes about his appearance in a way that seems like it's a misdirect trek for something else. It's like we can accuse him of being racist sexist awful whatever but we can make fun of him right and I think that's one of the main reasons why people all are always so willing to make fun of how he looks which is bad. Let me say that I but I think it explains why people are so shameless about about it and why it keeps like why he doesn't really do anything about it because he's like I'd rather you talk about that. Then how actual astronomical the also had recently like extensive plastic plastic surgery and veneer work and like all this stuff that was very much like shocking because it just seemingly came out of nowhere like it all happened at once so people were just like well you you look like a totally different person all of a sudden it was like yeah literally had whatever happened happened so the most recent update to the story is that literally yesterday Again again they put out 'cause. NBC is terrified. They're like on red alert. They're like fuck fuck fuck. NBC over the past year and a half so they say eh She writes she tweets. We had a lengthy five hour and what I thought to be productive meeting yesterday. Union tweeted I was able to again. Express my unfiltered truth. I lead with transparency and my desire and hope for real change so I don't know how they're going to quote unquote make this up to her or like her to drop this or do something or she won't whatever I just wonder what is to come to this because she seems like much like Johnson. It's like I don't give a fuck you know already fired. Yeah and it's like they've had their they've had their you know pick of idiots on that show and it's like Gabrielle Union. It's not an idiot so it's like you have to. You can't hold her to the same standard as you head idiots who you fired Who will not actually say something because again thirty s My favorite part about this. Not My favorite part about this. The one funny thing about this is Ellen. POMPEO got involved. Oh love when she gets on so Ellen Pompeo because it was a time this was before Gabrielle actually spoke up before for this meeting happened so before Gabrielle could actually say anything Other celebrities were sort of doing so in her stead and a lot of them. Were being like I support Caviar Union. She like and also she's one of those people that everyone likes in Hollywood. They're just that category like no one has a problem. With and everyone's I respect her. I love her at my her. She's the Best Gabrielle. Union People Paul Rain So Ellen Pompeo goes on twitter and I support my friend Gabrielle Union. She's amazing she goes on this like fourth tweet thread that's like workplace cultures. His team to be toxic sick until there is unity and solidarity among all. If you go there for these moments you undermine the work we do blah talks about racial injustice talks about all this stuff getting involved bubba. Then the fifth tweet Ella Mayo has spent four tweets making a point and she goes with that set girls instead of Wack jugglers and Messy Simon cowl. which is referring to America's got talent watch W and Jennifer Aniston the morning show so much better hard to believe? These numbers are still getting away with this. Our work continues at. Its Gabriel you. So she's like Domus morning show on Apple. TV plus. I don't even know. I don't even understand how she got here. She got she was soon as she was tweeting or she was just trying to Jackson Jackson a show with all women I show with women on it. It's all women. Some women a show starring two women right. Why Not Emily Early Dickinson? That would have been even funnier. Don't miss out Hailee Steinfeld on Dickinson. It was weird in a weird place like Ellen. pompeo always has has the right look almost there. Yes she's like idea she's got the she always has the right at the end. You always stands up for the right people or she she you know she's willing to like she also with somebody who's like I have so much money in I I can't I like what are you GonNa do. Fire me from that clip that grey's anatomy clip of her like killing ruling that guy in the hearing or whatever what was happening there she didn't killing me head of heart attack after. She was mean to okay. Did he die. I don't know I told you I I had to. I had to wean myself off that show. Okay Oh you getting to be too intense wait. I didn't realize you actually quit it. I mean I just it got really confusing. Thirty five seasons of that show quit now okay. I'm waiting for them to announce last season and then I'll get back involved when I'm sitting on my parents are like oh well we can't stop watching. No my parents show grey's anatomy really are obsessed with grey's anatomy really. Oh my God. It's their favorite show. I mean I care a lot about it and Ed care a lot about its legacy but I needed to announce its last season so I can then get involved like because the end is near I can't just keep going into nothing. Okay I felt like Jason Momoa was damn but then today or yesterday. We're was he posted whole apology. Post to Chris Pratt because he needed current when instagram to tell him Bro stop using single use plastics plastics. Like one I don't see and that and to still don't policy us about how you and your kids love What others do? I'm numbers whatever. Anyway I just got some. Isn't the best place now. But it's a great I can't remember anything else as you get coffee. Okay this is so funny. Can you just say what happened. I so Chris Pratt posted. This is what really kills me about the entire thing. Chris Pratt on his instagram posted. A fucking ad for Amazon because as we've spoken about in the past Amazon with their infinite supply of money has been giving celebrities money to like make stores on Amazon Remote Mode Amazon. Like oh wow I found was the HASHTAG founded on Amazon. It's like no shit you federal Amazon. You can find anything on Amazon. I'm not fucking surprised at Chris. Pratt found some active. where he he can use Amazon? Whatever so Chris? Pratt posted this disgusting Photoshop photo of him leaning against a treadmill drinking out of a single use plastic plastic bottle item so much president and he's drinking water out of this bottle and it says you're probably wondering why I'm standing year. Low Key flexing gazing into the distance data dot will turn out teaming up with at Amazon to show you everything I used for my workouts keeping active. And all that fun stuff to get you prepped. For Twenty Twenty yikes likes founder on Amazon Amazon AD AMAZON DOT com slash. Chris Pratt Jason. momoa looks at this photo. and He's like I am disgusted like the gift. Eleven hip hop Jeff. I am disgusted and it says and he commented Bro. I love you. But W T F on the water bottle period no single use plastic period. Come on and it's true though at this point. You can't be you on your using single use plastic in Europe if you if you have high profile and you're putting that on your instagram be prepared you know like if you're not holding a swell bottle urine for like an. I mean we won't save the planet at this rate but we will comment comment about how you shouldn't use single use class past the tipping point sweetie but we will come in and say. Hey you should really use single use. Plastic shouldn't use single use plastic. Yeah you should also. There are so many good water bottles now. I feel like it's honestly silly to be using water bottles when you could buy like. There's so many sick waterfalls saying everyone's ruins like coming to Chris Pratt defense. Obviously because this is Chris Chris Pratt's instagram right. So everyone's like shut up Jason. Momoa like you don't know his life and like haven't you ever use the water bottle like get so Jason Momoa Star of some show on Apple. TV plus now that I cannot deal with. What's everyone's mind? There's no response like Chris's anything back. There's no comments like hind the scenes. We don't know what happened. Maybe like a phone call but I don't think they have the caller said he doesn't have enough. No there's no. There's no communication stream between them like what happened. He just it got press like a got written up. A little bit was like Jason Momoa calls out Christopher like using possible. Yeah not sorry I keep calling awad both water bottles but you know what I mean. So Jason Momoa posts this old photo. I don't know what it's from. But there's a photo of Jason Momoa with his two kids and Chris Pratt rat and it's like a formal event like at an event and Jason. MOMOA has his hand on Chris. Pratt shoulder there. Everyone is smiling and he goes at Pratt. Pratt Pratt Bro. All caps. You Know my children and I are madly in love with you and I love everything you do. I'm sorry this has received so badly today. I didn't mean for that to happen. I'm just very passionate about a single use. Plastic epidemic epidemic. The plastic water bottles have to stop and I hope you make a reusable bottle for Amazon so we can all purchase. I hope he does do. Also there are plenty of other ones. I know we don't need a Chris Pratt water but I get what he's he's really doing. A good job twisting this correctly your inspiration to many and I'm one of them. I'll send you a case of Manon. Manon Lulu Manana. Lou what does Madonna I don't know is that it's his canned water brand. Oh my God. It's like trying to save. Water can water brand. I didn't know you had a CAD waterbed. Yeah it's like his number one issue. His web site of the canned water brand is him is him looking at all of the cans of water. Just marveling at them. I mean let me think has never ever been prouder. Then he is at this camera Manana Lou. I knew because I remember whenever he made that video of him. Shaving it was federally. This is his number one issue together for his brand. Because we'll talk about those weight. So that comment. The original comment was was such promo for his for his cause. So this the whole fucking thing was calculated. Yes yeah gotta say I respect that he she I respect it. He shaved his beard to bring awareness. I remember when this happened. He got practice yet. Good Manalo so if you're doing any type of shameless instagram commenting. This is the reason why is to promote your good also cancer cute. The cancer cuties cancer acute. Well Jason Momoa good job does not molting into the being promo for his water bottle brand water Cambronne. Does that mean. It's okay that I drink seltzer cans. But I don't. I don't agree I drink PA. Yeah lucrative you Linzie but I I do cats It's really great that okay what we need. I have water bottles are like spinning drift stations. You know there's like test slow the you can fill up your car. I would tesla stations. I need to be able to go to a spender. Look my keg. My brand new Yeti rambler filled to the brim with Fintor to happen would be heaven. Heaven Okay I just need like a waterfall and okay. That's good Malu this comment. He got double the attention because he commented got in trouble quote unquote and that apologize of double the attention four. He's brand which is promoting not using single use plastic Amen Hallelujah so to retract it we said earlier. It doesn't matter if he apologized to crossover. Text checks because he was always going to use this as an opportunity to his brand of water. Good and I hope Chris because I think Chris is savvy. He'll say he'll do something back then I'll make get he'll promote it his brand. 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He made headlines a few years ago because he was drunk at that one thing and like posed with fans and like looked completely obliterated. Then also Papa John Is this Papa John and then and and then He. I don't think he work. He actually owns Papa John he because he he stepped down because he likes said the N.. Word on a call. Oh my God yeah. He's bad guy and so he said the N.. Word on a call and then that call was leaked and then John Yeah Papillon. He gave up his stake in it. Or whatever or I think he's still making money on it but he's not the CEO anymore. Whatever John Schnatter but headlines? Yeah he's Papa. John member the iconic got no better view vines better than Lacey McAuliffe screaming Baba's in the house. We talked about that early on this. You you who used to follow lacy formerly of the Internet currently this is the creator of Big Butt. Press big her huge company that sells incredible close. It's and share huge so you may know her now is like the purveyor of like amazing you know American made clothes and like cute things but she used to be known to us just a friend and Internet Queen and she did the series of videos every time. She brought up off of John's John's and she would take these front facing videos of her holding the boxes of Papa. John's and she would just scream. Papas in the house. But it was the funniest continental land you you got this because I find a clergy. We go it's funny. I'm never gonNA Find No. I looked once. I'm not cutting it. If you have these videos videos and the only one who as these these please sometimes I think lazy listens. Maybe so we love each it was. He was giving this interview. Where where he was like? Dumping on Papa. John's because he was like Papa. John's sucks now. Like Papa John Ever since I let me probably got work. I hate the top steel in the house of John's like Giannis goes. I just hate that this papa. John is still in the house like he's like everyone's like oh I love my papa. John's pizza like Gino. Good pizza raise. It's like some guy I who died a million years ago pizza like an authentic pizza. Meanwhile Papa John's like some guy named John who still live here. Yeah in Papa. John says a racial slur. They're like get out of the house else and then everyone's like I like I like Papa. John's on I'm not going to eat it because the CEO's bat and then he steps down and it's like okay. I feel comfortable. Because they're trying to fix what they fucked up. But then Papa Papa Papa come down for like two drink milk from the gallant from the jug and it was like in the house. The he's like. I'm not collecting a paycheck. It's fine on that. I'm in the house. So he said in the in the clip the funny clip that went viral was he said I've about forty pizzas in the last thirty days and it's not the same pizza. It's not the same product that just doesn't like roasting him like you had for me it to be fair if anyone is eating Free Papa. John's pizza who got ousted from there like job at Papa. John's it's Papa. John Us what do you think that's what he gets free pizza. What do you think he eats Papa? John's pizza that's it. There's no if you forty his pizza you are out of your God Damn Bucking Mind. Yeah it's like if got a lifetime supply of popcorn. That's that's what you eat for the rest of your life like are you kidding. You Know Papa John. He's eating Papa. John's everybody it was so funny because they were just like what this is so crazy schnatter. Who found the company in Nineteen eighty-four believes it is now being mismanaged? He sold most of his stock in the company and is no longer the largest individual digital shareholder quote. My Metaphor is. There's no reason to be in the car when the car crashes even if you love the car this guy is the psycho man. There's a psycho man. Okay eating you know Papa. John's head over forty forty pizzas in the last thirty days. Livy currently in Mark Shapiro should be in jail. He has no pizza experience. He's never been in the pizza category. I would just say stating their wrecking will calm. I've had over forty pieces in the last thirty days I've had over forty pizzas the last thirty days. Who is next on this list Oh great wow this monreale winner we got here. I love this whole lineup. No this calls those good. I'm Bobby shrine first time from IRA on keep it mentioned bobby finger and I had to Check you guys out and I'm loving it so I've consumed about six months worth of podcasting about in the past month or so maybe less anyways wake my question is Who or them Trans Siberian orchestra? Crunch crunch shoutout to keep it. I have to say like you have fully like you understand the podcast that this is your call like you fully fully gotten it. This is the perfect. Call the funny thing about Trans. Siberian Orchestra can trying to confuse them with Mannheim. I'm steamroller constantly. Which is funny? I don't even really think there. I don't even really think there's much of an overlap there. There's not just the names have the same cadence. Yeah Yeah exactly so Trans Siberian orchestra. who were them keep in mind? It's December yeah. This is tough one. Two three them them I guess is but like name one name one other Song of theirs. I couldn't even name one there once on that Christmas Song Christmas. The Christmas right Christmas theme theme Christmas like literally just called Christmas. Because it's all sorts. It's of Christmas. It's a Christmas Eve. Sarajevo twelve twenty four. As if I was going to name that what did you know what it sounds like here. We go. Let's seen from home alone. Where Kevin's running like? That's what it is an offence. Yeah terrifying Christmas theme. Yeah Imagine he celebrating Christmas at Ellen Degeneres House but sound a lot like it. It sounds Johnson running through the endless hallways of ellen degeneres even Christmas Mansion. That's what it was like the movie ready or not but it'd be Christmas Smith's themed at Ellen de Genesis House. They'd be like time to play a game and like he'd be like you are the game great movie by the way ready or not is very very good and everyone loves ready or not. I haven't seen it yet. Under rated very good absurd fund underrated every single person talks. About how good. It is. Okay theaters eaters. I saw it and I was like this. Is a theater movie announced on in theaters but theaters movie. You know the theaters movie Mannheim steamroller however similar I would. I'd say like just like how their seasonal you think of you. Think of them during Christmas. Yeah not mutant Mannheim Steamroller. Can you name a song. Why do you keep you? Don't even name name as long as they do like the Christmas music they do. They do the whole listen. This is their look man and they make this Christmas song manage. Steamroller Christmas say man. I'm steamroller nothing to do. What Mannheim Mannheim? Steamroller sounds like to me. If you're like what is it. Sounds like a sexual a sexual thing that like teenagers make up a Mannheim Steamroller Manheim. Steamroller Christmas hold on plan. Sounds like some kid being like you ever tried the Mannheim Steamroller and other kids like Oh no wonder you mix them up. Oh my God. This is great. It's like what if you were celebrating Christmas in the Tron universe. It sound like that's that's right. Okay but then that makes sense you. Mix them up then. One hundred percent. But it's like Transsiberian orchestras more of like a more rock more rock. This is is just like sort of like Cynthia new way. Christmas Cher Cher both of them. I recall seasonal. Them's but I don't know anyone who's in them. Does that matter though no okay. You're I'm sorry I we need to go to the next one okay. You're yawning bobby. I was just calling to ask. You is Haley outlaw. Who or event? She was literally in the biggest movie of all time and one of the most emotional scenes for so many fans and she She got really covering the tabloids and she doesn't really do much that makes noise like the avengers do My favorite facts about her is when she did an article interview view the Daily Mail. They asked her what you most about your parents and she said I should not get to hear a voice today. I mean true but it's also wow anyway gets more those hard Halio well who them one two three who. I'm sorry if I don't care if you were in avengers and game or whatever the fuck if you're like Captain Marvel's year the end game. I don't care if you're I don't care if you're captain America's girlfriend it doesn't matter these things don't it's just like but it's like one hundred thousand people were in vendors and games not all of them can be famous. It's true and I was just reminded me of that. The story that went sort of big this this week Amina sued. who was the star of Aladdin Aladdin Aladdin and he was talking talking about like just because I was Aladdin doesn't mean I'm getting any calls? He's like I have not getting. I have not gotten one audition since being in Aladdin. It was like it sucks and like yeah like I'm it's it's hard to like cry for an actor or like a celebrity person but it's you do make assumptions based on these things because the movies big but that it doesn't Luke doesn't necessarily lead to anything like hey sorry can remember who played Aladdin in Aladdin. Yeah it's like I'm sorry Haley. I know that your best known for the role of Peggy Carter order in various films and television series set in the Marvel universe. I don't know who you are. I didn't know that was your name. And when I look at you I see anyone. Oh no offense and she's going to be mission impossible seven an mission impossible eight bobby. We stand okay. We stand legend John and we stand. What about Rebecca Ferguson? Oh were they going to be nemeses. Because Rebecca Ferguson has to be in Michigan a woman that Tom Cruise kisses like is that the new woman though maybe so because he always bring a new woman to kiss. I can't wait to Haley was going to be the FEM FEM fatale mission. Impossible's seven eight and you you literally are prematurely standing for her. That's it. I cannot wait. Bush knew puzzle. Both I and we're cutting okay. We sadly out well but TVD. She's definitely a WHO next call. That was a good twist though to the end of this call Josh Brolin or them para neom sunny whereas them crunch crunch honestly. Nobody belongs in a balloon. Okay let's start with a God Perennial Sunning No. I don't want to name citing. who were them one who it's a fake trend? You guys know that right. You're being taken for a ride. You're planning taken for a ride exactly all these. Celebrities are joking because the original thing was a joke. Some guy did as a joke. It's a joke is a prank Josh. Josh Brolin who were them one two three then themm also an asshole my new conspiracy theory that I just made up. He decided to take advantage of this to fuck with Seo. Because Josh Josh Brolin is an asshole he sucks. Just look it up. Madonna notoriously famously famously. A shitty alleged abuser bad guy. I very bad guy. What if our Barbara's son-in-law though knock what if you Sunday his asshole so that when people search Josh Berlin asshole they get that instead of allegation Alex what he did? What do you think about that theory? Wait let's Galaxy Gray. And he's not smart enough to do that though. WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA? WHOA WHOA? WHOA WHOA? WHOA WHOA WHOA? That is true. What do you think about it? That's true that's true. What do you think about it? That's true no that's true that's true that's true that's true so he allegedly No he's he's terrible. He allegedly beat up Diane Lane miserable when they aren't honestly Barbara Barbara son-in-law so not even allegedly she. He said that he beat her up. So okay okay okay. Okay he sucks. He's astle unfortunately I hate. I don't give a shit about his asshole. The next call surely devolve who were them. Shelley Duvall who are them one two three them them I don't know it's tough. I feel like maybe no we have to think about this. I think she's a Ho. She's currently oh I think maybe if this for twenty years ago so you're saying shelley duvall has kind of faded into being. How if you watch that show hi? I'm Shelley Duvall you watch that show if you're familiar with the shining. Yeah Yeah Yeah but she was very very famous and then she kind of had her. You're right she had fade out moment and now she's more like a a a tragic figure like an icon. Yeah Yeah but I think people still really light Kerr. And they're rooting for her. But I feel very good and what you know. She's very good. Get in Popeye's love her in Popeye Popeye. She's good and most of the things that she acts in. Yeah she's really. Oh unique unique. But she's a she's A. Oh okay. Wow highly. Please please settle an intergenerational argument at Thanksgiving Hillary to them someone to scream shares. Her in the background like eating stuffing one. Two do three them. I really think Hillary Duff because of younger because of this this this Because of millennials being very loud loud because of tabloids loving her because of having kids kind of young and people being like surprised because they thought she was a teenager. Because people always think you're a teenager forever when your child star but then you go into the become like oh mommy everyone except She maintained her thing. Although to be fair she never did cross. She never ever did any like acting. That wasn't like she never actually crossover to become like a serious Maria Starter Lance yeah. I don't know if she wanted to like she was like she did as a kid for so so long like took a long break like found her shed got her shit together. Found her life figured it out and then like is now back on pretty popular TV show and going to be on that Lizzie McGuire. Yeah I think I just like a as much as I don't give a shit about Hillary Duff I will say like it's because I really don't I don't care either way about her like I know we got it. I'm sort of. I am impressed. By her. The way she has maintained her celebrity and the way that she has maintained it in a way that has at least no public tragedy despite relationship drama which isn't even big drama that she's turned into custody kind of funny like she sort love the extremely rare Disney star. Who has just kind of maintained an acting career yes with nothing and like us a not pathetic acting career? I think there's a distinguishing thing. They're like it's less surprising. Yeah I don't know she's got a good attitude. I don't know what it is has. The has a or through therapy through all through many things through having parents who weren't terrible. Maybe I don't know the things I'm just guessing she has survived and thrived this very bad setup like which is the child Just a terrible place to be coming a working for Disney has got to be like the worst belvoir art thing for a child though could nothing could be workings worse when it comes to like employment and And I think that she also must have there was never This is gonNA sound rude but maybe it won't but it's like she's always seemed very comfortable in her place like there's never been like a d sometimes when it's like Lindsay Lohan really really wanted to be taken seriously as an actor Mel and it was never. It was never had that she. You never heard as like Robert as like a as a angry teen and like one in like a Jane Fonda Flick or something which is actually excessive. I do exactly but that's what you're trying to get on the road to do something. Yeah anyways yeah. You're right you're right then. She released that huge Bob a few years ago and then when she had also fucking great music that people liked it was names onto the hills bitch or Laguna beach betting field. No Oh hills was a tomboy. Clean was coming up each agglutinate. Okay fine whatever I think I think she's made weirdly. She's just just had like something about Hillary Duff. She's been the right type of person to like. Have this to have this happen to her. And she's everything in stride. That makes you feel good about standing the stuff that would normally be. Maybe embarrassing which is like you had a funny pop album when you were a kid but it was good and people liked it so you shouldn't be proud of that not and then when you and and when you grew up you recorded another one in like it was sort of a flop but it wasn't embarrassing but you know what I mean on and try it again and it wasn't embarrassing it just wasn't a hit and then she moved on. You know like I. I think that takes a certain type of personality. And that that's rare in her case Anyway weirdly coming out as a Hillary Def Stan in but I don't know I'm more. I'm more fascinate. Because she has a rare variation of this career. Okay last one. What is the song they like a moment? The one would like doc. Sparks sparks barks barks. Yes all of the decade. Nobody's song of the decade. I'm kidding I my day. Boy that there are flintstone vitamins of them. It's mark and I don't know who's in them up vitamin intimate. I love this by I before I answer. Let's have to have to read what Lindsay pay. Hey a tension. We sorry just like everything it's Eric it's Eric are to them. I love this place aerobic. Okay Eric Okay. Who are them one? Two three them does name another vitamin. I mean. d- The name of vitamin brand. Oh Centrum there you go we got flintstones we got centrum okay. That's all I got. When when I said that I was literally thinking Centrum but I think also I think flintstones though is very millennial I gotta say because they don't even really? They were really popular when we were kids. I think they're still around baby around. Kids are really doing no kids no. I don't think that younger kids are doing flintstone. Vitamins anymore I think they are a them. Okay you really WanNa you said them. I and I'm going to go with that fine but like I just if you are a parent of a kid. Who's like me you know tweet let up between like I'm preteen like an eight nine year old? Who wants to are they eating flintstone vitamins win? Do you eat them like it. If you are the parent of a child who is eating vitamins. Do they know flintstones. Do you feed your kit sponsor flow of problematic. Did I don't know I'm not a parent there's probably like what if it's like flintstones vitamins are problematic. They have led the number something like I know like is there. Is there flintstones drama. I don't think so. I think people are more into gummy vitamins. Now and Flintstones were always instincts remakes Jami vitamins but I know but original the og flimsily the they revised their formula keep up at the market. They how gummy flintstones fine whenever okay flintstones complete comes in three forms chewable gummy and sour gummy. They even have sour gummy our. I had a bottle of vitamin SOUR. Gummy and I got high I would eat. Did you watch Clermont warheads on my God. No not yet. I haven't I haven't watched it yet. Claire Do flintstones Claire Do flintstone vitamins. But it has to be vitamins. They have to be viscious. Add Vitamin E. Vitamins Omega Threes Iron. God that'd that'd be so great now my favorite part reading the ingredients okay. We're done here. Thank honestly what am I. What was I trying to say? What's a thank God thank? Thank Hilary Duff. We are done. I'm thinking of listening. Supporters Patreon.com such a weekly for extra episodes. If you want more of this crap a weekly newsletter follows on instagram twitter and facebook calls at six one nine who them if you have questions comments concerns or stories about Flintstone vitamins. Thank you for listening. Oh I wanted to read this call the because I did. We didn't download up. We got the the transcript every week. This podcast gets more and more deranged through now. We recently evolved into thread where someone was like debating listening to who weekly and they were like. I feel like it's going to be hard to get into too many inside jokes and everyone's like no. It's actually very easy to figure out. 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Trendly Neighborhood Zeiter-Man 12/2: Cyber Monday, Van Halen, Dakota Johnson, Cinderblock, Frozen 2

The Daily Zeitgeist

19:14 min | 8 months ago

Trendly Neighborhood Zeiter-Man 12/2: Cyber Monday, Van Halen, Dakota Johnson, Cinderblock, Frozen 2

"Hello the Internet and welcome to your friendly neighborhood Zuyder man. Courtesy of Johnny Davis A. K.. Truly neighborhoods slow. You Demands Komo Tang clan up. I'm Jackie O'Brien that over. There is super producer. Honor Hosea joining us today. In place of miles of the phrase. Yeah I only known by his twitter handle was that is a miles out today. He's act back in the morrow. Yeah Good Gentlemen But we're still going to tell you what's trending today on this fine Cyber Monday and that is actually the top thing that's trending along with airports. Air Pods Cyber Monday. This also the number one thing on read it because There's something trending that is a strap that holds your air pods together right so making air pods pointless. Because they're just like well that's always keep losing them. Yeah and it's like yes. Well that's kind of choice. You take a risk when you spend one hundred fifty two to fifty dollars on these things a little pill things and it's almost asking you to become kind of like hyper vigilant about what you do with your belongings as you know I my partner. He left one of his air pods on the Ottoman. Yes we have Ottoman money. I am and the dog chewed one of them so he had to buy a new pair. And it's like you have to. These are very expensive. Little tiny pieces of basically forever items because again. You can't recycle them or throw them away. I know so. They're also like candy. Size yeah I always want to eat them or like swell album. That's why I compared them do a pill because I want to just like put them in my mouth and swallow them with a glass of water like millions. Yeah so yeah I I. If you're not a person who takes good care of your belongings. I'm sad to say but you should not by air pods. Just stick to the wired headphones. Yeah I feel like they've we've kind of had a a real tipping point As Malcolm Glad Willin Bill Simmons loved say But I think because they've released like version two point. Oh now they're actually breaking through because now there's like an old pair that's obsolete in the affordable so are are. The price is going down on those. They Muss child because like why they wouldn't sell a single other pair of well. That's not true. I think people one we live in a time of flex culture so flow with flex on each other like by getting the old ones know by getting the new ones. So why would you. What are you saying? Well I'm just saying they must have dropped the price of the old ones. Otherwise wouldn't be the same price of the new ones now. The new ones are two fifty old hold onto one fifty. Ok never mind yeah. Let's talk about van. Halen also trending because Billy Irish did did not know who they were and doesn't fucking need to. Yeah I'm sorry I was saying this to work head esteemed disagree with you on this. I don't give a shit in cool. Yeah Chuck Close. Sherman is like a huge van Halen fan and them's he's like a pop culture writer and he he called them. The most appropriately rated bandon existence like neither over or underrated. They're just they just voted for their hits and they were big big when they were big but nobody needs to. They didn't have like a huge lasting impact that I know of. I don't know that he said that. That might just be my take. But but I don't know I you know Van Halen look to me. It's like there's a certain type of older ban that really resonates with me like Pearl Jam or something like that. But that's because they created a style of being like Moore. Yeah like that's the thing we're whenever. Whenever I hear a Pearl Jam Song I will start making that noise along with the Song Van? halen yet didn't do that. Normal people and guess what. Now you don't matter because billy I wish doesn't remember you go by what Billy remembers in our official cultural conscience. It's Kinda like she's so famous that it's like well. I don't now man like if billy I always says you are nothing than you are nothing the thing that is definitely going to be lasting of Van. Halen is the Eddie Van Halen. Did the Guitar Solo. Hello from the beat it so so little known tribute but that Guitar Solo Shreds but that on their wiki from the Beatles Song as it's known most kids Eddie a common name for lead singers of old bands. Well he wasn't the lead singer. He was lead guitarist. Yes exactly A WHO gives a shit but yeah people are acting like this is the equivalent of when kids were all tweeting. Wait Titanic's INEX- based on a true story. Yeah that was like a big trend Harley days of twitter and that was upsetting I think but this no body needs no van Halen. Yeah I you know what mentally already moved. On from this story nobody knows knew that the Tulsa race massacre happened until watchmen came out. Let's worry about that. And not the van. halen thing Dakota Johnson. Why why she trending she Well basically she stood up to Ellen. Degeneres is crap if you will okay tell me the story because I that's what I heard. I heard it was like a feud between the two of them but then well so Dakota Johnson being the daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffin and the stepdaughter of Antonio Banderas decided today well not today whenever it happened a few days ago that she will no longer be taking Ellen's weird shit on her show so she came on the show Ellen was like. How was your birthday party? I wasn't invited. Waited Dakota Johnsons like you can see in the moment where she has that thing where she like is like you were invited Ellen. You didn't come Allen's yeah I don't know what you're talking about. I wasn't invited anywhere. And she's like you can tell because she does that before everything. She says she's like you weren't invited last year. Because I didn't I think you would want to come this massively famous and like I've only met you on the show but this year I definitely invited you and you didn't come yeah. She's she was like no. I don't think that's true that's true. Let's let's ask somebody in like asks her producer producers. Like you were invited. You were out of town. She's like oh I was out of town right because I had that thing. Yes and classic investigative journalists twitter cages random people who have the time of their lives lives Figured out that it was the same weekend that she was at the cowboys. Game George Bush Bush Bush Bush she bushes. Oh that's right. I had that that thing whereas hanging out with a war criminal. So fuck off Ellen. I'm sorry these her because she literally says you harassed me so much last time when I didn't fight you because one we're not friends so why the fuck would I imagine hanging out with all your friends. I mean like Ellen's coming. Everyone will be like. Why did you invite Ellen? Degeneres to your party. Maybe that's just my era folk but I'd be like man what the fuck why'd you Ellen Ellen. The generous come in and be fake nice to everyone and then route two random people like no thank you and there's more stories kind of circulating this has given people an excuse to start tweeting and chatting about the fact that Ellen is mean. Yeah not a nice person. Yeah so known thing with an the industry that Ellen is somewhat evil And the fame and money has gone to her head and she is no longer with us folk on planet Earth so in response to this story somebody was like oh my gosh just the other day. I was going into the parking lot of the writers guild of America and a Somebody was walking into the building and dropped their parking ticket. And I you know they were very famous person. I won't say who they were But you can probably guess and I went up to return to them and they looked at me like I was the biggest creep in the world unlike walked away a fast. Well well I was trying to do them a favor. And everyone's like Oh ellen right Because you don't want her to. I Dunno blacklist you. Because she's a monster. Yeah we're blacklisted. Oh Yeah Yeah. We're working for the Ellen show Lil Bub Lil. BUB has passed long. Live Lil bub. This cinder block to our attention just to be clear. Little Bub is a cat. Oh Yeah Yeah and not a rapper. Who Does ZANEX? That's true rapper. That needs to be clarified. We'll bubbas the like really cute cat because it looks like a kitten But then it has a feature that it has its tongue sticking out of its mouth off. The little bug had dwarfism. Oh Yeah I believe. I think that's why it looked like a kitten which is weird because we we really like we like fetish. Is these pets. These little hats like grumpy cat who have like disabilities in the weirdest ways will be like make them an internet celebrity right so we were like well. WHO's left left now look who's the reigning number one cute cat because Lil Bub past grumpy cat passed and a Garfield is on his way out and this brought a cinderblock to our attention real quick car fields. Not Real check well well Yeah Cinder Block. Is that huge gray cat. That people have made famous for being fat. which again appreciate all this like? Well we're not making union guys. They're cats and they deserve respect your impression of that's the Internet a whole responding ending to cute cats. That's the Internet as a whole I was like. Oh you're like guys just a yes to cute cat. But let's not like you. You know the Garfield thing was by the way based on tweet but drew toothpaste to tweeted grumpy cat and Lil bobber dead. These come in threes Garfield is next so just wanted into Aikawa. Only after I called you out. It wasn't me his stupid joke anyway. All right little. Bub Cinderblock is the very very large cat. That like can't they keep trying to put him on water treadmills and he puts one paw on the treadmill. And I'm like just let go. This is what you do to get a cat enrichment activities and yes. I do have to spend a lot of time talking to my bed about this because I do too fat cats you put their food food in some sort of mechanism where they have to play with it in order to get the food out kind of gives them some exercise. Putting account of water. Treadmill is so wild to me. 'cause one cats hate water water and they're going to be like I'm not human doesn't to me as a thing I can do to lose way also. I don't care to lose weight. I'm a fat cat who uses my body as a pillow for myself. Yeah the assumption of about those video seems to be that this like some high tech animal factor animals like training facility and and it's probably just like a high-tech creative torture of animal facility. I don't know maybe there's science behind it. Of course I haven't looked it up because I can't with how my life goes. I don't have the time but that is so big that it might not be able to support his own way. I think that might be. I can't imagine why they would do it in water. I see that's the thing it's like. I feel like people are trying to create memes out of these animals right like truly like. Why can't we find other ways to get cinderblock to lose weight other than making it? Walk on water treadmill. Yeah it is working okay depaix however vert wow bt dubs producer. Daniel has pointed out that it is working. He lost I point eight pounds which child could in cat weight is a significant portion of his body weight and or should be a significant a portion of his body weight and but we'll gain it back once he's done so the creative tortures that this this Creative torture method factory are trying to convince us. I mean he's working. If it's working then I hope it makes cinderblock a lot healthier and we stop calling him Cinder Cinder Block cinderblock by the way was found in the house of a hoarder who had passed on and it just like you put quarter found dead in their house and then giant over fed enormous cat in the same sentence. You have to wonder was cinderblock. Luck feeding on the remains of their owner and turns out. I don't know the answer to that. So let your imagination fill. That's a fine mind thing it's like you raised your cat you your life into it and then you pass before them like why should he your. It almost feels like your cat is doing their duty to be like an I shall eat chew now right and give you a second list as energy for me to chase lasers frozen is also not really trending talk about it on tomorrow's episode that frozen to crush at the box office. It's trending in a general people. Keep talking about it and the office sense and Anna and I just learned. We both watched frozen one for the first time over the weekend and It was me for me. It was the first time I'd watched it sober for the first time ever ever. Yeah you had some you had some takes I you know I struggle with the movie because when I don't think that great I think I think kids are horrible movie review. I've got kids are stupid for liking that. Now I mean I I can see the appeal. It's like a bunch of songs as a dancing What is it snowman? which by the way Olaf probably the greatest movie but overall I I found also to be a bit of a cont very selfish on our dad in a weird dark way like there was some some true darkness that I didn't care for like you know I found I found also so deeply selfish? If like you don't just get to Boo Hoo because you get frozen hands or whatever your problem is which by the way not explained was she born with frozen situation and then just be like no. I'm I'm a free run off. It'd be like finally and then sing a song about being selfish like letting go and doing whatever you want when it's like you just froze at town and then you're like little sisters. Their your parents are dead like what are you doing letting go song that in the end is about letting your her selfish desires win over to live in an ice castle right okay right or the proverbial ice castle of Camphor that were you know what it is. Oh Yeah Yeah. China is frozen solid. Oh maybe wow yeah. That's actually if it is. She can do whatever she wants. That's tough that would be tough though. Yeah maybe that is the unspoken truth. She's like no. You don't understand like doc shed that would make I guess masturbation incredibly difficult which is why she's so pent up why she's like I'm just going to go to. This is Masol. That's why she has all this pent-up energy so it's just like let's true they're not fucking right. Well maybe you know how old they are ads. Ads Exist do showerheads exist at that time. Probably not no poor Elsa we the scene where the Jack. It's just a very strange trade. Her parents are like we'll be back in no time Darlene. We're just getting on this boat and then it's like it's it's a cut to the mall just being swallowed by a massive wave. I wish there was no edit goodbye to them and then it's just throw them out. Yeah that was also really dark moment whereas like wait. What yeah like? That was a really gnarly storm that they they were just sailing through yes. It was as scary as any storm in the perfect storm. And we're all like. Why are these kids so upset that their parents are going on a quick trip because they saw frozen and they're like no? I've seen this happen before as most Disney movies. The parents always die going on a trip or something. Yeah especially right after a pair after the kids are like. Oh don't go mom like I have separation anxiety from you and they're like don't don't worry we'll be right back within your parents always right before. Don't worry you're nannying Butler will take care of you will shit that has been in your friendly neighborhood. Zuyder man. This is fun. This has been fun. Having you on Sir producer on Hosea and just see now contractually really not obligated to work on this show. No you're doing this in your free time. You're not paying nope at all except opt in Lacroix. I don't drink mcroy Anna. Where can people find? You follow you listen to you anna host neon twitter tweeting. These hot hot takes about Elsa also being account and I'm also oh I hope podcast called ethnically ambiguous. Thank you on this network and also oh I just brought my bachelor podcast. Will you accept this rose to this network. That is correct. It is here now. Total you accept this rose also I am executive producing a podcast us about ninety day. Theon say called four twenty fiancee's miles gray in Sofia Alexandra host to listen to that. Because listen to that the more money I make and the unless I have to interact with check. Could you imagine I will work. Is Jack Spots. Look the truth comes out at the end of these episodes If you missed the sound of miles voice check out twenty eight young too. That's GonNa do it for this evening. We'll be back in the morning more buckets.

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  Tom Hanks, Victoria Beckham, Dakota Johnson, Macey Hensley

Ellen on the Go

35:16 min | 8 months ago

Tom Hanks, Victoria Beckham, Dakota Johnson, Macey Hensley

"The high it's it's Ellen Degeneres. Welcome to my podcast. We're GONNA listen to some of the best moments from the show and it's GonNa be hosted by four executive producers that I love happy be listening on Today's episode Ellen on the go Tom. Hanks gives us rule number. One never eat a breakfast burrito before. Skydiving Victoria Beckham answers. Ellen's extra spicy. See Burning questions. Our young friend and Presidential Guru. macy Hensley talks to the candidates at the Democratic national debate and one lucky listener owner one lucky listeners of our podcast which is called Indian. Friends is GonNa win twelve days of giveaways. What are they have to due? We'll tell you we'll tell you at the end of the podcast during podcast what you have to do now. What if you search Indian friends you'll find nothing right probably Hashtag Andy Fan page has maybe date? Maybe that's how you get the sweatshirt. I'm not sure I'm Ed Glavin. I'm Andy last night. I'm Mary Connolly. I'm Kevin Leman the second. I'm currently googling Indian friends and now now it sounds like we're doing our podcast from a train station to subway funnily enough. There's a reason for that what does that. We've just decided to change it up and leave the door open to generally. Generally we closed the door to do. The podcast. Have a little privacy. A little quiet from just Phillix full Full explanation it's nine o'clock in the morning. Yes generally at nine o'clock in the morning our office doors open and we We field questions Self problems Here in the news of the day and so while we're doing the podcast today doors open. Let's see what happens. Who Comes in on o'clock in the morning? You know on the weekends family rule where no one talks to me until ten o'clock in the morning I try not for that sounds. That sounds really lovely late. I need a little time to get up and running. Mary sure I get it all right. Let's talk about your personal friend. Mary Tom Hanks Tom Hanks. I Adore Tom. Hanks you have adored him for a long time. I've adored him for a long time. I've David Letterman show. I've worked with him for a long time. When I when I worked with David Letterman I would produce the segments and He was instrumental in helping us get this show launched. The station's new Ellen was funny way back as we were beginning this show. They didn't know of Ellen could do an interview she was gay. They knew she was a not crazy about that fact. They're trying to find ways to overlook back that fact so We invited a number of celebrities to Ellen's home where Ellen interviewed them at our home and Tom. Hanks was one of those people and he's been a friend to our show he named are riffraff room. He's been He person in our time here and it was a genuinely nice guy genuinely. I'd I have to say there are so many of these showbiz people who've been around awhile and they see Mary and put it together Letterman and they light up for her. Yeah they liked her. Yeah they see me on their way out and they say ever remember me again true. They hand their valet ticket and they go. Aw Anyway so Thomas here. Tom was here talking about his new movie. Which I really liked in Mr Rogers? You haven't seen it. It's certainly good now. You'll lie document. It don't make. I haven't seen the documentary. I was not a viewer of his TV. Show of Mister Rogers neighborhood Hould I did not I did not watch. The show is either my age or whatever it didn't it didn't match up that I watched that show. I knew a little bit about it but I had no idea what the movie was about and I was really surprised pleasantly surprised. He's just a he's just a great guy and a great gust. Yes well Tom Tom. Hanks is a huge fan of game of games. I'll yes yes. And No. He thinks it's hilarious. The crazy things Kevin that you think to do do in game of games and then he said one of my favorite real never So funny he said WHO. Are you writers for that toddlers authors basically right. It made me laugh so hard and I thought that was such a gigantic. Get into compliment to you the writers level. But that's what you you you set out to just a big fun funny game. It was so hilarious. Yeah aren't we glad that that that Ellen has another. TV show on doesn't work enough enough enough the jobs I have seen an episode of Game Games and I have never seen anybody be dropped into that big VAT of macaroni and cheese as you you did to somebody yes. The logistics of that have got to be insane. Yeah it's a big. It's a big set. It's a big and this this season. This new season is bigger bigger. We had used the biggest sound stage on this lot. In order to get the Games in two spin to people around to the point of nausea and risk risk physical physical injury right anybody. Everybody like almost drown in that data. Macaroni and cheese. We pull him out pretty quickly. Lifeguards on standing By they're not really lifeguards but yes we have people to pull them out and so. It's not always macaroni and cheese. Sometimes it's soup. There's different things we drop them into. Who writes your show toddlers in here? He's he made. He made a little error. He's he's he's he's the type of guy who's willing to admit when he's made a mistake especially when it makes Basler and this was this bad. This was a personally bad mistake that he made and here he is talking about it. I saw your son jumped off a cliff was that because that I know judge a hide I'm GonNa say six miles. Hi this is him. He marched up. He swam to shore climbed up on beach. Walked all the way up to the top of this mountain and he wasn't waiting more than three three seconds. People look at this. I mean. I can't believe he did that. I was him one. Two three four four seconds of hang time that's the type of fall that will ripple watch off your wrist. Is he usually a daredevil like that yeah he is he out. He rides motorcycles and when we were when he turned twenty me one. He wanted to go for your birthdays. I WanNa go skydiving so we talk after after he ponders things so we went tandem skydiving tandem. So you're attached to somebody who knows what they're doing right your free fall and as your freefalling freefalling your face goes like this. Who probably like two hundred fifty miles an hour right? And then she pop shoot and we stopped and she was doing this thing of swinging around steering US around and I had a huge breakfast burrito before the plane went off and so I I truly I begged her. I'm just like a rag doll. Please please stop stop. Stop and we landed on this Gret Strip. And all I could do was sit on my rump. Then I just had to sit there for about seven minutes waiting for my stomach to combat while other people were coming coming down to Atlanta to say maybe having a huge breakfast burrito. Before you're going to jump out of all bad it had been with you I would have said. Don't eat the whole thing was. It didn't really good all right. Well I would say yeah in line with not eating breakfast burrito before skydiving. You don't need a breakfast Burrito before surfing the little something antler not something. You should do. Great it doesn't feel the waters a little bumpy. Here's here's here's my question. Does your big exerciser. Do you have coffee before you exercise. Absolute Okay Four. Sigmatic Natural Superfood company that specializes in mushroom based east drinks that benefit our immunity energy and longevity and help us live healthier more enhanced. Lives for Sigmatic makes a wide variety of blends including mushroom coffee mushroom elixirs. Hot CA CA cows macho superfood blends and more they believe in the real magic a functional mushrooms to enhance your wellbeing. They make drinking mushrooms and superfoods delicious and easy to do with their single serve. Packets pins for home use and K Cup. 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Well I actually had a question about senator giveaways. I don't think I can ask it on the podcast. 'cause it's a bit confidential. Pardon we're going to cut out the question so ask the question and then we'll decide after if it's really great all right okay. So nope that's such a great back in was amazing fantastic. Says that's personal. That was really much more prolific. Happy then look for it for that and a future show. Yeah it's on Eggnog. Yeah Eggnog we talk about Eggnog. For a second because it's about to air and it's Ellen's greatest night of giveaway. We all EGGNOG. But for the people listening and if you'll see the gets so so when we've been watching cuts of it and I'll say in my house. Laurie do you want to watch an episode of eggnog. She goes what are you talking about. Assume everyone knows what eggnog right. Now get giveaways. The exact date is ten eleven twelve eleven and twelve. You could say you say next. Tuesday used eight. PM Eight PM and reunites fun for the whole family. Three nights of really feeling good. Tell funny and touching funny Ching and emotional and and giving deserving people and Carly Lopez who stumbled in here to ask a question and and what's so. Sorry I'm from originally from Seattle Washington spent where I spent thanksgiving. We talk about so she went to one of those fancy colleges What do they call it? Sure sure. Yeah those the Goodwin Smarty Pants Environmental Studies Major. What I was GonNa say is carly is incredible at finding an interacting with people who watched the Ellen show who are in their own way in their day the in and day out life really truly inspiring? That's exactly true. He's phenomenal at it. And if you ever wonder where we find those people there's a fairly good chance Carl. The one found him now carly I still remember. I believe I still remember your interview here for remember it and I believe you you spent time in Botswana. Is that correct. That's correct. That's right and I remember that. That's what the majority of the interview was. WHO's talking to you about your time in Botswana Botswana and I tell people when they asked me about how to get a job? I say. Put something on your resume that people can just have an interesting conversation about and I often refer to your resume and that you look down at a resume and you go whereabouts Wanna like. I didn't think I'd be talking about today and now suddenly. I have lots of questions about that. Botswana I believe if carly was not doing this for a living she would be helping people in need or animals or something like all right. bye-bye Carly Carly got today. All right thank you for visiting so you had asked about exercising in coffee. I think it's great to drink a little coffee before okay. I have a question Tom Hanks. Oh I don't know what the McGuire David David Been on here but to remind you. He is the executive senior vice as the Executive President Warner brothers and act as the liaison between our show. And the Big Warner Brothers. Team I gotta tell you Dave is ready you to handle any crisis. Emergency that occurs after nine thirty five. He's an executive he's start today with it gets here from creation Here's the thing when you're an executive you start your day. Probably ten twelve conference difference calls around the world very rainy outside. You GotTa get out your cashmere sweaters. You got to pitch pick which one you WANNA wear. There's there's people don't understand the life of helping yourself Dave so twice. I've tried here twice. I've tried to ask interrupted by people at the door. Tom Hanks two Time Academy Award winner. Big Time actor amazing guy go skydiving anybody else here in the room show of hands have anyone. Has Anyone gone skydiving. I have of Not I thought I was going through. I thought you were going to say yes no I here's what I really wanted to do it. And then for whatever whatever reason once I had kids I thought well it's not just me anymore. Yes Oh it's so safe like will smith is doing it. You know when when I think of getting thrown out of an airplane I think I say safe safe. No but I'm saying you very rarely hear keeps texting me and as as an average sandy. Please throw andy she wants. A million dollar man became bionic. Doesn't it a skydiving thing. He goes woman when she goes it. Safe Enough Lori. Thinks it's safe and I have not gone skydiving. There is a time in my life where I thought I wanted to and then when I actually thought about being in a plane and jumping out I thought I was raised smarter than that. I just just because I think it's important every once in a while. Bring some deep sadness to the podcast. Wow I grew up in the city of Philadelphia sure and in Philadelphia when I was a kid. There was basically one station in the city. One television station that people watched from sign on to sign off the ABC affiliate Channel Radio and they had a weatherman. Whose name was Jim? O'Brien O'Brien was as popular a figure in Philadelphia. As you could possibly be fun funny when I was like a senior and he was kind of one of the reasons that I wanted to get into it. You want it to be a weatherman. I never got to meet him and hosted a primetime access show on Friday nights from the city of Philadelphia. Local access show that was called Primetime and he For a shoot for that show one went skydiving. Oh but that's a nice story. And and he was not available to host the show any long. Oh no and the entire city mourned this guy. If you're a celebrity and you think oh well. I'm not a project right now. That forbids me from going skydiving. Still maybe don't go no way. Don't do it in the plan. Does anyone have any thing. Sadder talk about. Foley's here's here's what. I know that we are now dedicating. Today's podcast to Jim over to the memory by using amazing guy truly by now you've likely likely heard about Disney plus the new streaming service that includes Disney Pixar Marvel Star Wars and National Geographic Disney pluses now available in the United States and it has one of the most incredible libraries in the entire streaming landscape. And it's all ad free from beloved classics like Snow. White and the seven. Wars to modern blockbusters like Captain Marvel an avengers. Endgame to critically acclaimed documentaries like National Geographic's free solo the content on Disney plus is he's truly unparalleled Disney plus also offers beloved series like the Simpsons and a host of other originals like demand. delorean the first ever star. Wars live action series as well as High school musical the musical the series very Meta take on the beloved film franchise. It's no wonder Disney plus become one of the most talked about streaming services of twenty nineteen gene. So don't miss out. Sign up for Disney plus now and start streaming all this great content today now. Let's talk about Dakota Johnson. Please don't that is Thomas. I'm just going to start by saying I Adore Dakota Johnson. We all do just love her. We also like sweet and sometimes awkward in the chair and also like fun and in her own been awkward and in their own saying every time time she's been here and in her own like timid way also completely unafraid of Eleanor. Thinks she thinks she is. She's one of my favorite people self aware of how how she's presenting herself and how she's coming across and she does it in her own timetable in her own way and everyone else be damned and because it's so interesting ellen. Loves it so she comes on the show there they totally fry friends. They like each other on camera their friends off camera. She comes on the show she tape send interview she it airs yet. We do our normal business. We go off happening which we do during you. Oh you should know that during shows. Were all wearing headsets. And Kevin Maryland doesn't add an I. R. Deciding sometimes we can edit that out or that felt weird or just because we know we're going to be a few minutes heavy right so we picked as it's happening not one person you should just know thought. Oh this this is weird. This is awkward. We were like Oh my God. This is Ellen and Dakota's Schiffer's Larry. This is the way of and by the way it's a dynamic we've done with tens of other guests right Ellen Ellen Ellen goes so how is your birthday oh great I had a party Ellen invariably says oh thanks for the invite but the big point is we thought it was business. Nothing didn't never thought there is. There's nothing what happens this weekend. Somehow they make it into to like the most click Beta -able news story to come across our Google alerts in months we all have ellen. Degeneres shockingly awkward interview with it to Coda so then I'm hearing from friends to going to Code and Ellen W. T. F. and I'm Mike what what are you what are you talking. Everyone was away on their Thanksgiving break. It was over Thanksgiving giving away and Thanksgiving and I think it was just one of those things that over Thanksgiving people. Well also the clip that we clip that we the caption the clip. That we posted was Dakota's Johnson's favorite comedian. Isn't Ellen I. I wouldn't say that helped. No we might have been joke like it's easy. Thought serious serious and also that like we take art show if Ellen thought it was GONNA Make Dakota look bad or weird or awkward in any way or herself she would say maybe we lose that area right well it was so but but not waylon loved it. I loved it comedic awkward so so Dakota came on to talk about her birthday party and say that her favorite favorite comedian performed her birthday party in that favorite comedian was Taro. Well Ellen's favorite comedian is taken Itar Right. Pignataro Tara performed at Ellen's birthday party. And and then Ellen often doesn't go to social things because she's up in Montecito or up in where wherever ever and it's like. Oh my God the way that blew up as a story and I was like I don't I don't even know what the response is like. There's nothing to say like simpler. People are missing it but it just kept getting bigger and bigger and now google alerts. Kevin Are Ellen. Degeneres Dakota interview has gone viral. Like now it's about. How Big Story? Oh Oh my God. It's so bizarre. So here's a little bit of that exchange. It's good to see you happy late in the day. When was your birthday October? Four October fourth. You turned thirty I did and how was the party. I wasn't invited actually. No that's not the truth and you were invited mass. No last time I was on the show last year. You gave me a bunch about not inviting you bet. I didn't even no you wanted to be invited to a party. Mine didn't even know you liked me like you. You knew I liked you. You've been on the show many times and don't I show like but I did invite you and you didn't come so this time you invited me. Yeah Yeah are you sure. Yeah how do you. I don't think so ask everybody Jonathan Producer. I was there. Why didn't I go? I don't know was it was it. Oh Yeah I had that thing. Probably Malibu that's too far for me to go to anyone. Yeah no I think I remember. I was invited. Thank you No but I really didn't remember that until just now and then but Pignataro performed at your party she. She did a set she did. It was a surprise. Wouldn't she do a bunch of stuff. Glorious sees my favorite comedian. I'm sorry only though. I was just talking to my favorite actress the other day John John Aniston Aston and she's my favorite actors to know tickets hilarious so but but you saw her first at a a birthday party so I feel like I introduced her to you. Yes well yeah I heard about because I had left her birthday party before. That happen a Y Gosh this isn't going. Well no I was out of town. Wow that was awkward. Why don't we get it anyway? This is a real story. I was watching. TV The other day with Chris Patrick and an ad coupon for movie which isn't look familiar to me. Then I realized it was lady and tramp the live remake. I'm telling you this because at Disney plus late in the trump a timeless retelling of a nineteen fifty. Five animated classic. A pampered house dog and a tough but lovable stray embark on unexpected adventure. And you're and despite their differences grow closer and come to understand the value of home. The incredible class includes Tessa Thompson. Justin theroux Thomas Mann and Janelle elminating and Sam Elliott. There is no film can only be seen on Disney's brand new streaming service Disney plus the services available on a wide range of mobile and connected devices including gaming consoles streaming media players and smart. TV's visit Disney plus dot com to start streaming today late in the tramp streaming now only on Disney plus Kevin. Tell the story about Victoria Beckham. I knew you're going to spice girls right. Yeah well spice girls. You also have the poster of David Beckham in your house exactly. Oh Gosh I love what she is here. I love her. I do love her. How can you not? Yep I just need the reunion to happen. Yeah the world's Yes. Will you attend of core. Four thousand understand. It bothers him that they all did it and Victoria didn't it's so to him. It wasn't real reunion on the part of it it's like. Did you see the spice girls in concert when they were together before. No I did not. But he had all the video and it's regret videotape a regret and I actually fell in love with them more. Once I got to Chris he is a fan has criticism seeing them and plays funny Alexa. But here's what's funny is like I thought I only knew one or two so I don't know but then it got on a playlist at our house and it was and I was like. Oh my God. They have a lot of funding so like ace of base. Like this is like they're just in your head for some some reason since she's a spice to ask her some very spicy spicy a little spicy. Here's what happened. Who was your first celebrity crush? David Beckham that's fantastic. You married your first crush eve. It's about creative visualization. I agree. You didn't have a crush before him. I didn't wow. That's amazing what do you do that embarrasses your kids. Aw exist every parent's answer. Who is the most famous person in your phone? Aw My husband my husband my husband all right. It's this you've got to answer before the no no you answering then hit that. That's fine. It's like I said there's no reason it's just that we like to confuse people and then scold them when they're wrong. What do you do What do you sleep in at night heels? That is so not true. I love the idea of it though. Okay all right. What's the strangest thing you're afraid of Space as in space. You don't WanNa go into space. I'm terrified space but we are not going to go. uh-huh into space. What was this? No I know here's your fear is like give someone says you're going to go to to the moon I would be. I would be really scared you. I'm just right right space. But what about when you fly in a plane to come here yet. But I'm flying. I'm not going through space. Oh well when you go to the moon you're also encapsulated obsoleted in something so you're never going to be in space true true but it's still be terrified. What is a fashion trend? You don't understand crop tots it. Is that a new trend. I I'm noticing a lot of people wearing these. You know the other thing when they wear jacket hope down and just resting on on the back of their their arms. I've seen someone recently do that all do yet. Both are sometimes just one and sometimes both and you're like just wear the jacket it or not tons way. Yes I know I so neither of us. We'll be wearing crop tops or a jacket otherwise it's like it's like this. Why because they that's like they're not trying but they've tried they? They're trying too hard to look like. They're not trying data yes. Mary tell us a quick story before we have to go about macy Hensley macy. AC Hensley macy Hensley. I love so much. She's from Council Grove Kansas. I fully believe she's GonNa be the president wanted to and she does he's GonNa she gonNA which the best best part out of no other intention or motivation than to be of service to America. She wants to make things better. I love she wants to make people kinder and she wants to make make things better. She's done our show. Maybe for the last four years five years she started as a as a young presidential expert for us and we all just fell in love with her and and she just sits and talks with Ellen in a way that is absolutely fantastic. Knows incredible fun facts about presidents. We have all long since forgotten about and we sent her to the last Democratic presidential debate and she got to talk to real deal presidential financial candidate Jeffrey candidate. And here's a little clip. Here's a listen. Here's a listen to macy so nice to meet you meet. You heard so much about you. Looks Pretty Cool. What's pretty cool doesn't it? Do you WANNA try standing up at one of those podiums sure feels may see Hensley. Salihi come on out to the stage here. We go easy as president of the United States. What would your platform be? Well definitely my mom's a teacher get teachers a pay raise. We need to help our farmers and of course make America. Great Checkoff Kahad High Calmly Harris to meet you nice to meet you. So what do you do to prepare for the debate. Eat lots of cookies here. Would you like. Oh Oh yes actually. These are my favorite chocolate. Thank you I know but you president backs. James Madison was the shortest president. Oh so if you become I did you might be the shortest person. How tall was he and did he wear heels? Is it true that your four names that is true now. No the only other President Taft for George Herbert Walker. But yes when the youngest president to do you have any advice for for me. You seem like you're way ahead of me where I was your age so maybe I should be asking you for advice. You got anything. I should think about James about that. Let's get a voice engineer. Magnus in this meeting young the deal was the Yang Yang itself and then it just caught on. I just want to give him a hug. If I can't he's being kind to be the first first thing. You guys should do the things I'm going to do over for dinner. You're not married. Are You am not married to that. You're the bachelor. I'm James Buchanan or are you going to get married in the White House. I couldn't ask my my girlfriend. Seattle Zia sure star power in this interview just went up. Killing batching. A GPS became he get married in the White House. Like or Cleveland. I this person really needs to comfort him. I see old fashioned on something. We're GONNA make major world real news right now for sending me here. I had so here in Atlanta during the democratic debate. Amazing here's it all right now I would just say to you. It's it's fun to listen to that. It's more fun to watch it. Yeah it's really fun to watch you got to see her whole look and and when you do. DVR It's because you're totally mismanaging. The way that you save your episodes of Alex Alex listeners. Life at home with Ed Kev and we just have a quick just a quick insight. We're we're counting down to your nuptials. Oh Yeah we are. You're getting married soon very soon. How's it going a week from today? I'll be three days away from getting married ten days. You should not counting. Say That's exactly it. It's it's I know you're doing it to be healthy but it's also for Jeff wedding pictures. You look fantastic. And it hasn't been that long that you heat like diet pills will do andy why he knows. It's it's been months. It's been modest but it was but it was like two months ago where you go. I'm really trying and you look unbelievable. Kito Diet pills it slow walking on the treadmill wait is it Kito to no no done with the key to just the single use plastic container filled with Bacon and double goal. Kevin Kevin is doing his aren't great. I love him. Well I think you really brought a dave so thanks for coming in. Yeah so anyway we love you Kevin. We're glad you're getting say. Today is the day if you watch the Ellen show every day. There's a different way to win. giveaways today is the day when by listening to this podcast. 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Season Three Launch Party! Plus: Introducing "The Left Ear"

Family Ghosts

05:39 min | 10 months ago

Season Three Launch Party! Plus: Introducing "The Left Ear"

"Hello Ghost Family Sam here. You're humble ghost host checking in with a brief dispatch from W. A. L. T. studios production for season. Three of our show is underway season. Three is coming your way on December fourth and we are bringing you more family ghost than ever this this season fifteen all new episodes. I can't wait for you to hear them now. Speaking of season three I wanNa let you know. Oh that if you will be in New York on December third. That's the night before season three launches. We're going to have a big live show to celebrate that launch. It's going to be at caveat which is a beautiful theater on the lower east side. If you haven't been to a family ghosts live show before or even if you have this is going to be our best one yet we'll be bringing you are customary mix of styles and tricks live music and storytelling inspired by the theme of Familial Legacy plus an exclusive -clusive sneak peek at the stories for season three and we have got a wide array on tap for you as usual. We've got long lost fathers. We've got long lost brothers. We have a three part series about the descendants of the captives on the last known slave ship to enter. US waters we have bank robbers. We have bootleggers Lakers and much much more so please do join us at the show if you're able. It's GonNa be a beautiful night with myself. The family ghosts team and lots of your fellow members of the Ghost family tickets for the show are just twelve dollars. They are available now on our website family. GHOSTS PODCAST CAST DOT COM just look for the link at the top of the page that says family ghosts live if you are one of our kindred spirits supporters on patriotic and thank you so so much all of you that are you can get tickets to the show for half price. Six dollars and kindred spirits will be receiving an email about that this week. I can't wait wait to celebrate the third season with all of you at the show all right so today. I want to introduce you to something new from our friends at spoke media now I should tell you before we go further that this is a project that deals with very intense subject matter specifically sexual assault and abuse in a minute. We're we're GONNA play you the trailer for the left ear which is spokes new podcast produced in collaboration with Dakota Johnson. You probably know Dakota Johnson from movies like suspicious the spirit and the fifty shades series just to name a couple back in September of last year. Dakota took the stage at the Global Citizen Festival on behalf of the Hashtag bag. She is equal campaign which is a global initiative to bring awareness in reform women's healthcare and to put a spotlight on the magnitude of harassment and assault that women in girls experience all around the world so when Dakota got on the stage at global citizen she did something remarkable. She shared her phone number and she asked women and girls around the world to call in and tell her their stories. She promised that she would find a way to make their voices heard and now they we'll be on this podcast that Dakota has made with spoke. It's called the left ear and there's actually a couple episodes up in their feed. I would recommend starting with the prologue which will give you some information to guide. You're listening experience as you engage with these very powerful and harrowing stories but right now. We're going to play the trailer for the show so if you're moved by what you hear find the left ear wherever you listen to podcasts this is cody Johnson. Please leave the voicemail after the tone and I will record and share your stories so that we can live in a world world where she is equal. Thank you hi. I'm calling in New Jersey California. I'm from my study at brought in London. Sexually assaulted I was sexually harassed was sexually molested verbal abuse. I've never told my full story cast on regular share at next my story all I shared with many people never told anyone even though you're teaching out here and I'm telling you my this is the left ear podcast. Each episode will listen to stories of assault abuse and harassment from survivors around the blow. Your left ear is the era closest to your heart and by listening with your heart you create a safe space for the silenced to the speaker. Thank you for your bravery to the listener. Thank you thank you very much for listening. Thank you because the courage to speak out about thank you so much for being a thank you for listening and I just want to tell you thank you thank you for doing. Thank you the mark. Thank you thank you. I really really appreciate this. Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts in your

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The 2019 'Jam Session' Holiday Gift Guide. Plus: Dakota Johnson on 'Ellen' and a New Relationship Straight Out of 'The Crown' | Jam Session

Ringer Dish

50:10 min | 8 months ago

The 2019 'Jam Session' Holiday Gift Guide. Plus: Dakota Johnson on 'Ellen' and a New Relationship Straight Out of 'The Crown' | Jam Session

"Hey It's Kelly and welcome to the ringer podcast network. Throughout the month of December the ringer staff will be releasing their year end reviews covering the best and worst twenty nineteen in sports. TV movies music and more this week. We're getting started with Shay Serano and rob her villa on the best albums of the year. And Allison Herman and Chris it's Ryan breakdown the best TV shows. We'll have tons more in the coming weeks so make sure to check it out on the ringer dot com and what jam session. I'm Juliet Lebanon. Where do you in a gift guide? Today I'm so so excited to this season we haven't really discussed but that's the way it should be. Yeah can't wait to see what you pack and we're going to do five bucks and and five other things each and it's GonNa be really fun can't wait to see if we overlap on anything but before we got some celebrity news. Let's get right into it. Amanda tell me about about Dakota Johnson and what's going on with her and Ellen. I started wanted to talk about Dakota Johnson for a number of reasons. There was a clip of Dakota Johnson on the Ellen show that went around Over thanksgiving I would say his post Thanksgiving but the weekend when everyone is kind of traveling back and I wanted to talk about it for several reasons but I I'll just tell you what happened. which is that? The clip is of Dakota Johnson. Talking about her birthday party and I believe her thirtieth birthday party. And Ellen does kind of one of for Ellen. wisecracking things about how interests and I wasn't invited and Dakota Johnson craigs Ellen and explains reminds her that she was in fact fact invited which Ellen didn't know and instead of playing it off it becomes a two minute discussion about how Dakota Johnson he had been on the show previously and didn't invite Allen to her birthday because she didn't think Ellen liked her but then ellen made a big deal of it so she did like her and she just keeps kind of being being not awkward necessarily but it just a little too honest and Ellen Kinda doesn't know if she's being praying ellen doesn't really feel in control of the situation so she's not totally playing playing along and then she asks her producers if she was in fact invited. Or I'm sorry Dakota Johnson ask our producers to confirm that she was invited and they're like yeah. You were traveling that weekend and the clip goes on for about two minutes sued. This around as everyone thought that Dakota Johnson was is being hilarious. That amazing and kind of just calling ellen or someone else on their bullshit. I guess you know the thing of you you want confront your friend for whatever. I'm not really sure that's my best understanding of wild viral. But can I tell you what the kicker is and. I think it's adding please do you. Do you know where Helen was when she was out of town. The weekend of Dakota Johnsons Thirtieth Birthday Party with George Bush. The Dallas Cowboys and credit is the weekend amazing. That's really really funny. Wow really really good. I'd that's according to twitter by the way and I haven't factor because I don't want to so if if the weekend soda. Please don't tell me because it is such a funny capstone on Ellen. Just not not being self aware and notley willing to be among the people or even go to people's birthday parties or even play along. Its yes that is apparently early where she was that weekend which is really funny. The other reason I wanted to talk about this because quite frankly have never been a huge co Johnson Fan. I thought she was very good in the social network and I've seen the social networks who she is the girl that Justin Timberlake as Sean Parker has a one night stand with at Stanford and she's like addicted to facebook and she also has the great line of he says he's an entrepreneur. And what was your latest poor. But it's very good. That's John's and I also thought she was very good in the five year engagement which was not a movie. I was a fan of otherwise but I haven't seen it Ebola. I believe it's Jason Segel and Emily Blunt. Yeah I'm familiar I just never saw it. It's it's not as happy as you want to be. Dakota Johnson has a couple fantastic fantastic scenes anyway. I think he's a good actor have never really understood her. Sort of like low key non energetic interview vibe and that's also how I would describe her hair which it's not really nice to make fun of someone's hair but she has nice hair never tries anyway. Moving on the point is I really like to go to Johnson after this and that's what I wanted to say I was wrong. You're in this was pretty entertaining. You're all in now. Yeah just kind of you. Don't get people title on these types of shows being normal that often and she deer and a seemed normal and she definitely has like. I'm a child of Hollywood entitled. You didn't come to my birthday party vibes. But they have a low key way and Ellen de encounter birthday party Allen went to see the cowboys George W. Bush so they got a lot lot of flack for a lot better. She'd gone to the Party. Yeah anyway just a really good serendipitous celebrity moment you know yes great steph good job great. Great stuff and level it all comes full circle and that's really beautiful next moving on to macron adjacent news. Lily James One of our favorite actresses here on jam session kind of out and about last night for basically the British Tony's essentially and she was not seen with her former Co Matt Smith who previously played Prince Philip and crown and now he is rumored to or the Daily Mail has suggested he has quote formed a close friendship but the Crown Co Star. Claire Foy so what does that mean. This is a real real. We should do a textual analysis of the Daily Mail art because when even the Daily Mail is not willing to say in a straightforward Ford Way that a Lily James is broken up with James and they'd be match. James is now in a relationship with clarify. You know there's probably nothing there like even the Daily Mail is just kind of suggesting jesting but not saying anything which frankly I kinda respects. It's like old school tabloids. You're supposed to connect the dots yourself and I will say the daily. The email has been quietly pushing this narrative for a while. They've definitely been publishing photos of Clervoy and Matt Smith on a walk together around London. They're currently starring play together in London and and they've been publishing those photos so the Daily Mail is pushing a narrative here. Would that I think anyone who is seeded seasons one or two of the crown would be excited for even though these as a real people living their real life and other people do get hurt but I don't know if clarify and Matt Smith actually started dating. I would be kind of excited. I have to be honest. Sure love on a showman's becomes a romance. Sure but the Daily Mail article is not suggesting that we should be honest. The Daily Mail is just pointing out that Louis James and Matt Smith have not been seen together in recent months which is true and that someone else is saying that Matt Smith and Claire Foia have formed a close friendship in quotes. So you're just supposed to read between the lines now. I'm very ready to read between the lines here. I in fact already have. I love the use of quotation marks as it. Lets them off the hook. I guess I'd probably does. And whatever the law is in the UK. I do think that it's a legal use of. It's for legal reasons but but I just really. I don't want anyone to get their hopes up. I'm not getting my hopes up because I know that this is all a lie but it would be pretty exciting exciting. I completely agree. Let's do it also. I feel like I just feel like clarify. Could use a boost with a with a high profile relationship. Yes she has been doing smaller movies and things. I think she's doing fine. She was sure she could be doing more she wanted to. I think that's it's true and I think she took on like in quote interesting projects as opposed to a big money making things which which I respect you know sometimes times those workout. Sometimes those don't but I want happiness for Claire Foy. I'd like to see her more in things. Did you see that she is. She filmed this season. Four Cameo of the ground. Sure did it is. I really think I've had enough in terms of seasons boys for spoilers even though I know you can't spoil history but that I was excited about I'm glad had to now I'm excited about it so I just love in the crowd. I've one episode left and season four. Three excuse me all right so great so so great before. Are we get into our gift guides earlier on Monday evening. UK Time Prince Andrew Accuser. Virginia Roberts did a sit down with another BBC news program called Panorama which by the way was recorded before his aired is actually old and there was just immediately like several stories coming out of On the Daily Mail and and really every major British newspaper and We're recording this on Monday. Shortly after it aired in the UK. And it's just to say this is like definitely scandal that is winding down if anything they'll be more to come from it and it's really quite bleak leak yet. There's nothing fun about this just serious and depressing allegations about sex trafficking and to your point. Yeah it doesn't seem like they. Prince Andrew. Part of this story is over or that this is the last that will hear about him and connection to these cases whether he will testify remains to be seen I think in terms of the royal family also there have been a lot of stories focusing on on the behind the scenes of Prince Charles kind of shoving Prince Sandru out of the family which seems responsible at this point. Well you know again. Nothing is confirmed here. We don't you know we. Only we know what the various sides of Said and he has obviously denied all of these allegations bite. It is not great news for the Royal Family and it continues to they put him in the spotlight at a time. When nobody really knows what's going on with the Royal Family and I really have noticed the what is the future of this well Prince Charles takeover all of those stories coming at a much quicker pace than they were even six months ago? Definitely yeah definitely. It's pretty wild. We'll keep talking about it as it keeps unfolding now time for our gift guides. Thank you to the person who suggests that we do this on twitter. Yes thank you very much. It's a it was a delightful delightful suggestion. It was Abby Bowman. Thank you so much to her and abby at out abby Bam woman. Hope we don't let you down. We're going to do our best. And what was your philosophy putting together. Your personal gift guide. Thinks I'm asking because good. Ask you the exact same thing I went. Went for a pretty sure expression of self possibly because that's the only way I can do anything in my life as listeners. If this podcast now sue ooh I started with a lot of books. I knew you would too. and we caps the books at five. I wouldn't say that I did like I. I don't think we're going to be surprised by some of these picks six US Juliette Lemon a person who knows me well and has to listen to me talking all the time so I feel bad this is not the ideal content for Juliette. I am hoping hoping that some of these things that I really do. Like an enjoy and like reader us on a regular basis will be applicable all to other people's lives so I went for personal expression and also possibly hope like gift usefulness. I've similar sort of like what are some book. Happy happy places for me in like places like books that I'd like to live in And so that was kind of my initial guiding principle and then I was like what are my favorite things that I use. It's not a daily basis that like I would be so happy to give to someone else and yeah and I just sort of like. What are the things that I love and would want other people to love his so that was thought of it? Also like I come to realize it. All my favorite things are like really also quite inexpensive so I hope the listeners. Here's happy with that as well but I don't know it was like to think about what are the things that make me happy that I would like to give as gifts and also if I didn't already have them would be so excited to have as. Yeah I really. I was just kind of staring at my house for Awhile being. Would anybody want this. Would anybody want this spoiler alert. Most things in my home people would not want but I did try to pick a few things. So we'll see is definitely a British tinged I would say I guess mine sort of is I kind of feel like mine is deeply on original at the end but I always feel I can say I find giving a gift giving to be. It's it's not a skill. It's maybe like the truest measure that someone is a really good and generous person and a creative person. I find that you'd be really hard. I don't think I'm a very good gift have to give her. I have people in my life who are just like tremendous gift givers and maybe I'm copying from them right now but I do think I've done. My best is to be interesting because I think the act of giving someone a gift that they really are excited about or didn't expect is like one of the nicest thing in the world but you know if these don't work for you and you have your own ideas. Please follow them. 'cause you're probably better at it than I am. Okay great no I'm just saying follow your heart at the end of the day. Dole is in me. Follow your heart and give the person the thing that will mean something to you them. That's because that's what it's about. Should we start with books especially start with others. Let's re books okay. You go first with selection. This is the most obvious one okay. Also I'm cheating and it's too. It's the Tina Brown gift gets that and it's the Diana chronicles and it's Vanity Fair. Diaries pair them together for the person who is interested in British things or royal things or celebrities. Really I know that the Princess Diana book is about Princess Diana but I do think it gives like a peek behind the scenes at how the media works. And how how. How celebrity has kind of evolved over the last twenty years and the same is true? Actually have any fair diaries. In a way which is about eighties in New York. But if you like magazines in or if some anyone in your life like magazines and celebrity profiles end and famous people to read but sounds great. That's a great explanation nation. Honestly get a book gift set is even better and on that note. My first recommendation is the David Lodge trilogy. Yes also extremely on brand. David David Lodge is a novelist too surely have mentioned on this podcast before as he is my favorite one of my favourite living writers and he famously wrote a trilogy for which one of the the bucks won. The man booker back in the eighties. In the three books are changing places. Small World Nice work. And they are all set in the fictional academic town of rummage in England which is basically Birmingham. And it's about hapless academics and sort of commentary on British life from the seventies indies through the eighty S. And if I could live in one city fictional or real it'll be rummage and I absolutely love his books. I would live in rummage if I could. I've actually read every every David Lodge book published and ever since I finished the last one I've been in search of a world that I could inhabit in the same way and I haven't found it yet and I even talking about it makes me if you'll whistle and sad because I am sad experienced all of his books and I really wish this happiness on so many other people who love to read and love a comedy of manners I love it at its peak Juliette recommendation in the nicest way that they can eat so much. If you WANNA feel closer to Juliette it's David Lodge Bucks Even I know that Okay now love. I can't wait to find out a book set. Okay this one isn't a surprise. You either My next is the book life after life by Kate Atkinson when he first said you were going to cheat. I thought you were gonNA recommend life after life and a golden ruined together. I mean that is a set that you can do. I also could have just recommended the entire Kate Atkinson. It's in hoover because she also has a detective series. The Jackson Brody's -tective series started with case histories and it is true that life after life God and ruins are a pair of sorts but I think life after life stands on its own as one of the best novels it certainly one of the best my top five novels that I've read head and I think it doesn't need the companion. I'll give the brief synopsis. Though I really don't think it gives the justice that is part of our anglophile file series. It is set in London and it's a woman named Ursula who is born. I believe right before World War One. She's the kind of yes and she is born to a middle upper class but not aristocratic family in England and and also has the ability just to restart her life every single time. So the book. Is this Ursula going through. Do all the many different permutations that her life could have. It's sort of like the butterfly effect in a novel. It's like what happens if you walk down this land instead or what happens if you do you go upstairs or you know or what happens if someone doesn't come home or what happens with all of the decisions that you make in life and and how does that carry out in terms of your personal experience and it is that makes it sound a lot more kind of magical realism than it is. There is kind of almost nothing fantastical about about it. which is what's so amazing and I just think in terms of technique Kate Atkinson is like unparalleled? It's amazing how easy she makes. This look and I. I just think it's breathtaking. And it can be quite bleak and her powers of observation and of creating so many different worlds because she has to write every every single life that this person lives and sometimes they're two pages and sometimes they're a one hundred pages. It's tremendous I. I would have devastating book. It's really emotional. It is I think my husband basically got mad at me because I've been raving about it and he was like this is really really depressing to me too. She recommended this wonderful. And if a book called Christopher estimate which very good not on my list though official gift guide pack but very good Christie Dora and it was so fucking sad. I was like weeping on the beach when I finished it and I was like. How could you told me how this ends I? This is the saddest book I've ever read. Yeah late afterlife is is bleak. It's not totally a hopeful hopeful book even though it talks about the possibilities of of many different lives so fair warning but also frigging love it. So that's my recommendation. Fantastic I'm going to cheat for a second recommendation but I'm going to think about these two bucks together a lot. 'cause they're really different but again like my favorite novels are the ones where I just feel like the world world so rich. It's funny I don't like that seeks. Feel this way but I love the world. They've created so deeply that I feel transported back to it when I think about it and Dan you know all these years later the amazing adventures of cavalier in clay still rocks. It's still so good. That's Michael Chaban and I feel like it's time for that book to take a quasi renaissance like you know how the odds are back. I think that in the office and you know we're approaching twenty years later and it still so fantastic and I don't think there's like any other American achievement quite like it and I just really want to recommend it and on a personal note when I first San Francisco in two thousand eight. It's I was lucky enough to meet Michael Chaban and his wife while men who are like two incredibly kind and generous people and I knew them together so I was thinking them. Together they certainly are not defined by each other and I just can't recommend one of his books that recommending one of hers like I just feels wrong and so I also want to recommend it really good day bye album album which is a memoir and it is like one third history war on drugs one third history of LSD and one third. What's like to micro dose house when you're bipolar and it's awesome? It's a really fast read too. So I recommend those together really good day by AL at Waldman and he mazing adventures of Cavalier and client which won a pulitzer by like shape on. I love pairing. I really oh I love the pairing any kind of makes me think that we. I think that this is a great first gift guide for doing really well but like maybe you weren't ambitious enough pairing. We should be paying like a book. Inexperienced an ant lion cheese and then maybe with our ultimate goal is that you and I start a travel company. How many where we plan a trip and also the books that people reading on the trip yes stood company already exist? I don't know if it doesn't I I'm all in on it. Okay all right great anyway. Love those recommendations gray pairing good bye thank you your turn okay my next up. I'm I'm doing a greatest. Hits here America by monitors Eddie cheever which I think is an extraordinary novel that I've read a couple of times. I think that she is. She's certainly on my top living novelists just in terms of being able to evoke a Both an entire world and a world that. I don't have a lot of experience with which I You know find it interesting and exciting but also characters who are instantly relatable even if they are from from a different life time than you are and I think Americana is both a very much of its of its. It's moment and also speaks to sort of timeless American issues and it's just readable also. I should warn like very very difficult at times but also ultimately I it has more hope than than life after life and they're also parts of it that are very funny and she just has such a great powers. Oh Bob Solution. So it's not a total down but I do remember just being there are few scenes in Americana where I was just really really wrecked just by reading them so oh fair warning but also it's great and you should read it. I love that book so I I really loved it. I read it in London. which was worked out really nicely because there's a piece of it in London if I recall correctly yes and it's really remarkable also. I recommend following her on instagram. Do you follow her. Oh I do. Her niece's run the account and like just post pictures of her wearing fancy. It's speaking events and it's really sweet because the photos aren't really edited. It's just like a regular person posting pictures of their aunt like in like Really Glamorous beautiful and it's very it's very cool extensive style on top of everything else. That's a great segue into my next recommendation. which I read after I red Americana which is my sister serial killer? Have you heard of this book. No it's a great read. It's about two sisters who live in Nigeria and one of them serial killer and the other one is a nurse in hospital. And it's about the men that got the serial killer sister dates and it's told bear it's written very matter matter of factly and it's just like a really unexpected read. I really enjoyed it and I think you would as well. I'M GONNA put that on my list thank you yeah. You're you're so welcome it's also like kind of like it's a fast read and it's it's pretty dark but also kind of funny. I don't know it's just unique. It's really stuck with me since I read about a year ago. My next one is I've told you about before but I feel like this is such a Specific Amanda one that I just had to put it in. It's called the spy war. Read by a Lean Countess of Romanos which just the name of the author alone really tells you you all you need to know so this is like a semi true story of a young woman who worked in the spy service for the US during the World War. Two you you and she was sent to. Spain and her mission was to infiltrate Spanish aristocracy in order to identify defy the Nazis who would also infiltrated the aristocracy and tried to pass information back to the US. And that's kind of book. One spoiler alert though she'll say in the beginning and throughout the book After the war she stays in Mary's a Spanish count and becomes part of the Spanish aristocracy herself. And you can definitely tell that. In the ratings she is writing thing about this world from a place of knowledge and experience but this first book is essentially a spy a pretty matter of fact spy thriller talking about her missions in World War Two and her work as a young woman spying for the US in Spain during World War Two. So it's it is the thing that I really like about it. She's a pretty good writer she has and she says she's fictionalized. Some stuff and I both for security reasons and also because come on you know. She's writing about something from a long time ago and it is. She writes with clarity. And just this kind of you know that this stuff mostly happened or it's pretty it close to it and it's pretty exciting and it's a spy thriller and it is also set in a during World War Two and in in Spain and it's I think she kinda Kinda has like a bullfighter who is trying to date her and she's like not really interested throughout the whole novel. It's it's pretty unique and very readable and there are three in the series. Though I think the first one is definitely the best but I don't know I had a great time with them okay. I'm in that sounds great. It's pretty good next for my next book. Okay I would like to recommend the one you bought for me that we've discussed so much. which is the railway and by the girls and again? I wish that book was through real. The world had such a great time living in its rendering of Willem Kate which turned out to be like Willin Kate with dash of Megan. And Harry. Yeah and and I believe it was sequel coming soon. So Oh my gosh. Yeah no I believe there's a sequel coming so therefore read it now the railway by the girls and you'll be ready when the next one comes out as that was. I read a lot over the summer. And there's two bucks a really three that I really loved out. We'll get to the other one in a minute and I absolutely love the royal. We they are way more likable people than the actual royals and. That's one of the reasons why it's so great. Oh my God Juliette. So it's called the air fare. Air Air H. E. I r.. Out In June twenty twenty this is I mean this. Is Chris from Anna Right now. Did you do sound genuinely This is news breaking in real time so delighted I love to our loved it. I absolutely loved it. I was home and my parents and I was just like reading a lot and I just one mornings are reading the The world we in like I didn't do anything else for the entire day. It was such a great day. uh-huh I'm so delighted I think that's such a great recommendation. I just wanted to add it and I haven't read this book though. I think I'm going to while traveling for the year but have you heard anything about red red white and royal blue. Yes I actually have it and I started it but I just didn't get around to finishing up but yes my friend Kaitlyn bought it for me. Okay so I think a lot of people really love this and I think think it's in the Genera of their we as well. I'll tell you about as it started. I don't know why I didn't finish it. I'm going to get back to it. It is about the first son. None of America Getting into a fight and then having an affair with the Prince of England love it. I absolutely GonNa read this. Yeah thank you thank you okay. I would love that no problem my last book again if you listen to this all the time. Then you're really bored and I'm sorry but it's she said by hi Jodi Kantor and Megan twohey which I is the book that has stayed with me. The the most this year in terms of books that I've read Jodi Kantor and Megan twohey were the New York Times reporters who broke the Harvey Weinstein Scandal in the New York Times and they wrote a book about the process of putting together those species for which they ultimately won the Pulitzer with Ronan and Farrow. And I have found this book to be such a useful tool in terms of as a journalist sort of an a person who had stories but I find it so fascinating to see how they worked and to kind of actually read the emails and text messages from from their sources and from the people who decided to speak with them and explain their own processes for participating in the story and I also think it is such a it. It's a Greek encapsulation of that moment and what was accomplished in what still is to be accomplished. And how much has changed. And how much is not I. I really just found it fascinating and timely and and really honestly like very readable and I. It's it's like all the president's men for me you you just kind of want to know what happens so I need to read it. You've definitely convinced me. I really need to read it. You know it's it's it's there for when you have time. I think it may be. He's sounds like homework when you're talking about it in those serious terms I think I dislike put on my serious homework voice and listen. It's talking about really the important issues and I was obviously groundbreaking journalism but it is. It's a page Turner. It's fun to read. They're not writing a New York Times voice they are writing from personal experience and and it's exciting and and honestly emotional and they do one more thing that I think is really amazing. which is they allow the the women who came forward to should be the ultimate heroes and the really dramatic moments in the book are when someone decides that yes? They're they're willing to be a part of the peace even at great personal cost and and they let those women have the shine and the and the moment and I I find that extremely powerful and emotional. So it's not. It's not just homework but you know only read. If you're interested. There are lots of books in this day. Did you didn't make you wish that the New York Times allow their reporters to be a little bit less Hamden. No because number one. They were allowed to read this book and I think one thing that they talk a lot about in in in she said is that no one could anticipate the way the size that meets you would take the size of the story would take all the different permutations for mutations and What source of power it is but also kind of how uncontrolled everything is and that? There's so much information and none of us really knows what to do with all of it and we don't really know how to take action and so I appreciate that. They are trying to be deliberate because there are so many things that we just don't know how to make sense of. I mean I mean the the Prince Andrew Situation is something that I think we know how to make a certain amount of sense of it. But there's just so much all at once that I appreciate. She ate at least in their day to day. Work that they're just like we're GONNA WE'RE GONNA put some some order around this and help you understand. Because that's that's the thing they are actually helping you understand what happened and taking you through the information in those pieces in the book and that's really important all right great great. Well that's it makes me feel better. Not like missing out on staff know taft will. I'll check I really enjoyed it. Thank you very much manda. You're welcome my final selection is trendy buck that I read over the summer and also devoured in stayed in bed until it was done which is Fleishman is in trouble by TAFEA Bursar ackner and there was like a lot of buzz around this book? In August I get like fell off a cliff really quickly like everyone who was gonna read. It has read it but I'd like it to get a second wave going because I thought this book was while flawed. And in retrospect some weird decisions narrative decisions such vibrancy the and so much voice. which is what I really respond to? And I read that I just really loved it and I had a great time in the book and I think a lot of people. Yeah I feel like it's really in line with jam sessions Point of view in many ways maybe not point of view but interests. I should say and I absolutely loved it and I I really recommend it. Fleischmann isn't trouble. I don't think it's falling off. I think it's being adapted into an F. X. series and I do I feel like people are is it on your analysts I it is. I believe it was on the Times owned list. The taffy Bro. Bresser ackner is also on the Saffir the times and I yeah I I see it I see it everywhere. Uh which is good. I does seem like people are reading it. You know it takes people novels. I don't have like a three day window like everything else in the Internet. That's what's great about them. It's you can discover them over time. That's true also. This is not on our less but book with both ran just enjoyed the first fiction because it starts the latter a in the New York Times. One hundred notable books was American spy by Lauren. Lauren Wilkinson would yeah just read great stuff. Great stuff just a really fun fast. Read as well. I like a fast read these days. Well you righty right like sometimes. Sometimes you're in the mood for a project and sometimes you're in the mood for something. Sometimes you can. You WanNa read it depressing booker. You know don't want you but you can handle it and sometimes you're like no what I need to do is read the Royal. We and the great news is that the royal we exists and is getting a sequel. What are we going to get a galley? I know it exists at this point. Oh my God wait. If you're listening all I want for Christmas is a galley of this book. I will it can be uncorrected. I promise I'll correct it myself for free if you'll let me read it. We got to be able to make that happen. Okay thank you I I mean I don't know you know I don't want to rush them writing books really hard. They can take their time. But I'm excited. Okay okay now. It's time for our five other things amazing. Do you WANNA go first. I'd left. Oh okay go for it. I'd like to recommend the Beach Mug from Helen. Levy the of Helen Levy ceramics turned out on instagram. Jala lead DOT com. I believe H. E. L. E. N. L. E. V. I dot COM I love mugs. I every single day on the way to work do a really weird thing which is instead of getting a to go cup or a cup of the with a lid. I just is bring a Mug of coffee holding my hand backing out of my driveway. Driving to work and just drink it and every day. I wonder we'll spill. My coffee will drop this Mug. We'll something bad happen and everyday to challenge. And it's worth it on the days that I'm drinking for my Helen. Levy Beach Mug. It's this beautiful ceramic mobilized partially mobilize blue slash lashed gray ceramic mug and it just makes me feel happy that I own it. I have so many mugs. It's one of my news. Editions is one of my proudest editions. And I believe even retails for cigarettes. Sixty eight dollars so it's fan. It's a fancy mug but they use workday and bringing joy and I usually love beverages. I love a beverages. I love coffee. I love a warm beverage morning. I particularly loved drinking my Helen Levy Mug also she's got really nice planters check on her ceramics. I fucking love. Ceramics and herself is really really good. I recommend it. It's a great pick and a tremendous segue into my first choice which also is by someone named Helen. Oh my God what. Yeah so I guess actually I think that there is a real hell in but anyway if you live in Los Angeles than perhaps you are familiar with a wine. Store store called Helen's their shoe locations one in the John and Vinnie's but Helen's offers a wine club which I know there are a lot of wine clubs B- Ah I did this. I gave my husband for his For something I don't know while ago and it was great because what they do is you just tell them what kind of wine you like. And then they will. We'll send you like very thoughtful recommendations. I bought Helen's is just like a great wine store and they have really excellent wine but also it was very clear that someone someone like read my pretty imprecise and flaky descriptions of the types of wine I wanted given them a lot of thought and wrote notes explaining in what we would like about them and Senate every month and I just really enjoyed it. It felt actually like what you want from a wine club of someone like picking picking things Rio and taking your things into consideration so I really enjoyed the only ship to California right now but you know I have to assume in most places there there is a a local store that is Helen. Eskan that it's small and it's people who WanNa talk to you. I know talking about wine can be really annoying but also so there are people who know how to do it in a nice way hitting. They're usually women and I have to assume that you know. Go find a wine store where people are willing going to pick things off you. It's so lovely. It's really nice when people who know things listen to you and then give you stuff tailor your interest. It's amazing that sounds great awesome. Yeah a great thing to come into that. Are I agree okay next term. I'd like to recommend the coup. Yana Work Clutch monogram optional optional. I it's not optional. When it's from Juliet for me it's a must if there's a if a monograph option I can't resist? I have this work clutch in Burgundy. It's a pebbled. Leather has made three initials J. E. L. on them. And it's like the best going out back I've ever had. You can fit your phone your keys like a little bit of makeup and like definitely gum air pods and like you're good to go. I like what else could you possibly need. And it hangs really well. It's really easy need to open. It's just like it is the perfect clutch and it's really classy. And of course is a noted favorite brand of Meghan Markle. Yes I love. I've heard some complaints about quality but I think they've improved it over the years and I I also really I like colored leather like a a nice deep color leather and the the burgundies really lovely so check it out. I appreciate that they. They have the basics a lot of options. And you're better is their motto. Yes that's great. I enjoyed that bag. I've seen it and take on you. Thank you okay next year Su. I'm realizing now my second is actually a book. But it's an art book so I think it counts and this is actually. I just put something on here that I want. I was in Philadelphia for Thanksgiving. My husband's family's from Philadelphia and we got to go to the Philadelphia Art Museum. which is you know made famous in rocky for the steps but also has a lot of fantastic art and in that museum among their great art they have aside twenty exhibit called fifty days l.? Em and it's a series of site twenty paintings inspired by the Iliad. which like I know? That's ridiculous sentence but when you see the paintings they're just like electric and exciting and I got to be in a room with just the paintings for like twenty minutes. No one else was there. It was crazy. No no one else was there. I couldn't believe it that you could just go and look at these like amazing works of art and it wasn't crowded like the Mona Lisa. Anyway there is a book that is just about these paintings. That's called fifty days at Elliot. I almost bought it from the gift shop in like carried it back to La. But then I didn't because my bag wasn't big enough but if you L. anyone who would be vaguely interested in any of those things. I think it would be a great gift. And it's also a category of gift which is a very nice book is in itself like a piece of art and is something that people get really excited about so it doesn't have to be. The same book could be a lot of different things but it's not something people will buy for themselves but it's something the people we very glad to have including Joe I do love to give a Tashin book. Yeah exactly so you know you can. You can be flexible with it. But also if you're ever in Philadelphia if you go to the museum check this out. It's amazing once again. Excellent segue because on my list. Art Museum membership which I think is not something people often thing to do but if you live in really any decent sized American city you probably have a good art museum near you somewhere and I feel like in this crazy world and also at the edge of the world. I find art museums really peaceful and usually really engaging and I. I'm not a member of any art museums. But I would like to be because I think it's like I would just like to have more time. Spent Perusing museums in twenty twenty. So I encourage you to also encourage the people in your life to do the same. I think that's a great idea. Also sets that's up my next dam which is also it's also art related because I agree with you actually looking at a real piece of art after dislike staring staring instagram influencers. All Day is invigorating and restorative and exciting and it doesn't have to be site to on Blee it doesn't have to to be a Picasso it can be It you know it doesn't even have it can just if there's something creative and original that you can respond to it's very exciting citing and also it's so exciting to get his gift and my husband has made a habit of giving me art as presents. which sounds really high Falutin but again we do not having Picasso's in our home I just WanNa be really clear about that but one thing that we do have is a really lovely? I'm David truly print and diva truly is a great artist. Is he kind of. Would you call them a lot of drawings and paintings and they had like a cartoonish quality. But that's yeah that's rude to say to David Wrigley Anyway. If you're familiar with sketch. Which is the quote most instagram restaurant in the world? The one with the pink booze in London it also has a lot of David Wrigley art and we have a great David David truly print but I was looking to see what he's selling. There was something on his website. That is it's forty five pounds so I don't really know what the exchange rate is right now or what. It's going to be in two weeks but you know it's it's not a costo and it's a Banana Ramat poster and it's it's it's a weird letter to Banana Raimo from David David trickily and it makes me laugh and technically. It's about the relationship of someone to famous people so it fits under the umbrella of jam session and I think it's really funny. I'm kind of considering getting it for myself. But it's a great gift and also just an idea of you know a poster a something. Thanks Mall that does not have to be super expensive. Or if you're an artist the other most treasured thing I have. Is that a friend of my sister-in-law's once came to a party. Not that we had at our apartment in Brooklyn and she drew a cartoon about it and gave it to us and it is like my most treasured possession. It's like one we are talking about how to evacuate a fire. It's like we have to get each other and that one cartoon because it's so amazing so art can be anything but it's a great gift. I love that's beautiful. Thank you gift of art exactly in all forms my next recommendations far more materialistic but hey it was good. I'd like to recommend commend to you. And people love a Sturdy Barbara Jacket. I finally bought one last year. And I've never been happier the Barbara Jacket. You've certainly seen on a royal. Looks like a quilted coat. Have Wax if it's because it helps keep it like waterproof ish and it's a classic. Look that you've also probably seen on people like Bernie and root root made off summing nominee for this jacket. But you know what I love it. It's a great look. I got a a barber raincoat and I love love it so much. It has some color walking going on red and blue and I just feel so smart and like the British sense. Every time I wear it and I think you can't go wrong with the classic British style like that. Yeah Yeah I agree with that I am. I have a fake Barbara Jacket that I bought in top men in two thousand and seven in New York and number one shot at the top man. It's it's still holding up which is great but I do. I have envy of of your legitimate fancy barbour jacket useful. Oh my God pockets pockets. Yes they're great jackets. And I I always feel a little. Kate Middleton ask what I wear mind. It's truly great. My next is also super superficial. So that's great and this falls into the category of things that you would never buy yourself though maybe you guys are all buying yourself. VINTNER's daughter in which case you we know what shoutout to you. You're living your best life Julia Dino vendors Audra no idea it's I think it's a serum. I think that's how we would classify it. It's a beauty product and it's a kind of wine ask or grape based a really honestly couldn't tell you serum slash oil that is meant to put on your face to restore you know so you look like a baby or whatever it's really great. I really loved it. It's far too expensive to stop Tobia yourself or at least it's I'm not comfortable. I'm just like I don't know I'm using this up. It's not gonNA be around forever. How many spend this much money on it as often on sale at various Guber needs apply or one of those places so you can make it get it at a reasonable price. It also does last awhile but it's it smells delightful foil and I really did feel. I felt confident after using it. And that's the point isn't it. Yeah yes that's great I don't l. it and it smells really nice as opposed to most beauty products which like smell like chemicals and death. So it's great someone will be delighted to receive it. I saw aw incredible in conclusion. I'd like to recommend fancy candles for the people you love. This is why Julia shut up. That is literally also my last. The last thing I I had specific subset of candle but that is literally also my lap. Okay go ahead. That's amazing here's the thing about fancy Z.. Candles they make you feel great and relaxed and calm and there fucking expensive for what they are like. A candle is like fifty dollars or more her and it's not always worth it but then when you get one as a gift I'm like when I get. What is the gift I'm truly happy to have them like? It makes me feel better. I look forward to lighting them at the end of the day. Like to take a shower with the candle. I'll just it's just great and I think that it's a gift. People joke about but now an underrated gift left I would love to receive a fancy candle. Yeah because the other thing is is like you use them and then and then they're done so and again. It's like I agree. I don't really go out out and buy them for myself but I'm so delighted to have them. Do you have any specific candles. That you've enjoyed that you'd like to recommend to the people God I mean and I like the Sandal candles. I honestly do I. I'm not ashamed to say it. What's that other brand? That's really popular that I really like. Obviously they have military. I can't can't remember the thing. Is that my problem. FANCY CANDLES IS I. Don't have like the mind for it but I love pleaded with them for me. Okay I well. I have two specific types of candles that I'd like to recommend and flees number. One is the Ohi candle from Decor Spelled D. E. K. O. R. Fantastic. I ah find that I do have a hard time with. I am sensitive to sense. So like a super powerful or like a Super Swede or just in your face candle can be a bit much for me but this is citrus. Which is my happy thing and is not overpowering? I did I buy it in Ohio. which is a lovely town in California that I recommend You'll definitely see some famous people there. But it's it's great you can order it online very very soothing and not too powerful the other is actually a dinner candle and this is really ridiculous but talking about things you will literally never buy for yourself and receive as a gift and is be like. This is amazing. I received a bundle of hot pink. Dinner candles you know like you would put like for a candlelit dinner or whatever except instead of being. Whatever white beeswax candles? They're just hot pink. Can I tell you I love using those things. They are delightful. I feel so cool. I instantly feel like architectural digest. You know it's not like who has hot pink kindles. No one yeah. There's a photographer over to your place asap They are I ha. I can can put the link in the show notes there from a place called or the ones I have are a place called like Hedberg. Shed held Berkshire Dot Com. But you know any sort of colored candle any sort of like dinner Catholic Cetera. There's not I don't feel like our generation spends a lot of time being like collecting candelabra. And I think that's right. I I also think dinner candles are a great president. Yeah and you know I have one small like it's basically an inch size candlestick holder that I used used for For these candles and then lost the other ones soon than we had to get rid of a succulent. That was dead in order to put it the other candle in the little succulent right holder so it's homemade experience. I'm not I don't know whether I'm GonNa go full of beauty and the beast Cabraha but it's it's a nice treat when you deserve it. You're you know you're fancy too so you deserve to have fancy dinner candles. That's my recommendation. Thanks for listening to this jam. Session gift spectacular tackler. We we just WANNA be clear not paid to recommend any of these things all just things that he liked went on to do this for fun. It was fun. We hope you enjoyed it by all these things for the people you love and for us. Why not and we'll be back next week? Thank you so much for listening. Thanks everyone happy holidays on.

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Mimi Faust, Phoebe Tonkin & Emmerdale?

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Mimi Faust, Phoebe Tonkin & Emmerdale?

"They WANNA know. Pain. Fame welcome to the PODCAST. You'll learn everything you need to know the celebrities. You don't I'm Bobby Finger and I'm Lindsey Weber. Oh I said and and and I'm Lindsey Weber you're just Lindsey Weber. Yes. Sorry and. Chris Shell is not Lindsey. She's not. You're not either of them. No. She's also not another woman named Lindsay Hartley. Is that what you're referring to? That's what I'm going forward. I got it. Chris Shell Crucial Staus is not Lindsay, Hartley. They both have been relationships with Justin Hartley. The Daily Mail made a mistake and said. We Lindsay Hartley at also been in a relationship with Justin Hartley. Yes. That's what makes the whole thing. Even wilder she his last name. They're not in a relationship anymore. No. She kept his last name last name last name. Kelly Monaco, a daily. Mail. Headlined Kelly. Monaco is temporarily replaced by General on General Hospital after suffering breathing problems as Lindsay Hartley will play Sam McCall Morgan on ABC soap opera. So because shelter yes. Maine are both soap people or where Oprah Women Justin Hartley love soap opera women. Yeah. And so Daily Mail posted the story. But instead of posting a photo of Lindsay Hartley, they posted a photo of crucial styles and then crucial staus responded to them and said wrong woman. Wrong ex wife, she wrote which I took us just being like not her, not that this. This is a totally different ex wife of just an art lease. Oh why did I think it said wrong woman I was in my mind and my fan fixture says wrong, wrong. Also been married to Justin Hartley. Yes. What da Fuck. We've talked about this because Justin Hartley has very specific type. Sorry I for God who married to Justin? Hartley. I'm trying to take over the Ellen show I gotTA. Keep my Hartley Straight Higher Lindsey Bobby. Ellen, keep the name Ellen, the name of the show Ellen. But. It's us. It's like if lady. Gaga's like finance entrepreneur, boyfriend dumps her and his like I'm sorry I can only date musical artists who released songs called chromatic to like that's. You'll have very specific types. I almost actually kind of leg. I can understand the mixup Mike, well, I. Guess like. Whatever like you can't be mad at Daily Mail, for that one. That's crazy. They have not fixed at though like the the photos of crucial are still covering the story. Will they have other priorities? That's sort of mistake we make. They're not checking the APPS being like a crucial Hartley added us. Again, we gotta make this change what else happened. There's a lot of breaking news this morning, the Bella twins had their babies eating of mix ups, 'cause they're twins. We'll. They had they had. had them in different cost, but well, the different times, different lineup, they mixed up the babies. But WHOA, that'd be crazy. They're just twins and I'm sure there was mix up. Yeah. They they member, they were pregnant at the same time for the last nine months because that's a long. You're pregnant day welcomed their babies one day apart, which is honestly so crazy that it could be because they have a reality show. It almost feels like it was scripted, you can induce. Enough about pregnancy to know you can do you think they. Use Well, I'm just saying I wouldn't put it past. These wouldn't put it past them dues although I feel like if they had actually induced, they would have induced on the same day. Can you imagine a production system from e being like? Hey. So Heineke high. You look so good. You're glowing. I imagine them on the phone with the doctor being the. Hey. So calling on behalf of. Of the Bella twins. I. Love to get this induction date induction inducement. Inducement I, liked it. It says trending with Brie like breaches could mean. So many things that could be so many things. Larson, the cheese although we know Larssen's YouTube channel is not trending. I was GONNA say Sweetie Brie Larson is not trending. Not Today. Her Youtube I feel is peaked in terms of subscribe has hundreds of thousands of subscribers don't get me wrong peaked in terms I, think I don't think she's getting a lot of action on that thing. She did that animal your exercise with her trainer. I mean, what is the point of this and then she went on twitter and then released a cover of the Taylor swift song the one, but only on on maybe instagram on twitter. You to put that on your Youtube, put on your youtube. That's what you do. The cover on your unite are out here. Trying to give re Larson like content advice about her in about our youtube channel. Things are not going as well. Yeah. I nothing is wrong. Yeah. The other breaking news is ongoing. Generous. Ongoing News that won't stop are one nemesis might be replaced by our other nemesis. On their talk show the Ellen show. Well, these are that this is them news, but I do feel like Ellen could be replaced with a WHO, if this all comes to fruition or like a WHO thinks so too person because I'm seeing a lot of people nominate various talk show e people although apparently the rumors are like James Corden is going to replace Ellen, but like he has a show so. That makes no sense to me on any. That's what blows my mind. Why he has eight hundred shows. He has just made another daily show like that doesn't make any sense to me at on. The also has carpool. Karaoke. And then he also has the cat sequel like he has plenty, oh. Yeah. Let's replace a supposedly nice person with another supposedly nice person like. Haven't. We learned anything from this thing. These people are Nice. They suck. I think always be wary of people who say their thing is being. I think the number, one person who should clearly replace Allen is Kiki Palmer. There's literally no. Better obvious. Getting a lot of a lot of traction and she showing up a lot of tweets because it's like she just had a talk show that got canceled for no reason on ABC. Well, it was like that one hour of Commerical Strahan. Michael? And Kiki Sarah? There was A. Third Sarah. Sarah. And Michael and Kiki It just give it to clean working it. Just everyone likes he. We Love Kiki. She's a great host. Who else do you think if if we're going if for skewing young? I think we to Kiki for skewing older, I think it should go to fucking the woman who should have gotten David Letterman, amy. Sedaris like give it to amy sedaris because people like her. She's silly. I don't know that, amy, the thing is I. Don't know that Amy Sarah's would want to do that I. Feel like. I don't need that. We're talking about this on the Patriot. If you WANNA. Go listen to that about how drew Barrymore also has daily, show a daytime show coming out, and I'm like who would want this job? Drew Barrymore wants this job since when like it's just to meal a a weird job that you wouldn't want that could turn you or probably. Turn you into a monster, right? Yes. but the to provide a context in case you've been under a rock people are like there. There have been the rumors for years and years and years, but specifically the past few months they've really you know the hit a critical mass and started being reported publicly like Ellen is an asshole to everyone. Ellen is an asshole. The people she works with Ellen makes people not talk to her ellen cruel. But now there are reports by like news and variety and insider that it wasn't just ellen being a to everyone and celebrities and not liking Ellen like being on Ellen show. It's that the executive producers were actually like being abusive like in sexually harassing the employees. So it's like a culture. Culture of toxicity. That is the sort of thing that I don't that Ellen is deciding up allegedly that she doesn't want to deal with anymore. So she's like this sucks like I just rather not do this anymore. Right. So but this rumor, this isn't this is in fact, this is rumor because people keep their keep going back and forth and saying some some sources say she's not leaving this show sums his sources as she's leaving the show. I. Can't imagine somebody as likely a annoyed with the whole situation who is known to be not a very nice person would want to continue to fake be nice and have to apologize and half to like kind of whatever because these rumors have been. Kind of like I for some reason I, keeping you Kevin Spacey Pre the abuse allegations like when everyone knew he was gay, but no one knew he was gay like it was weird thing where it was like if you knew, you knew if you didn't, you had no idea what be totally shocked it. Kind of feels like that type of Hollywood news where like everyone knew that Ellen was secretly mean except for Ellen fans who had no idea where living happily with ellen everyday of their life and like the show was wildly successful, right? very strange. A very strange thing. Do you think that this will happen because people are so bored in their craving, the Gospel, and then somebody just this is this is what I mean I, think it's I mean. It's a combination of a lot of things at one of is like the people finally speaking out about their employers. It's like finally like shutting down like the. The systemic issues and leg, not being corporate America and knowing that people will support them and believe them and believe them, and that like the media machine of Ellen isn't powerful enough to shut down. So many voices if enough come out and and we'll talk about it later in the episode, but it's like the it's similar to the. Vanessa. Morgan thing, it's it's shades of an ESA Morgan being like I'm going to speak up against the riverdale creators and the Riverdale producers because people are people are realizing that they can do that and they won't get like dumped on by the press or of their fans they will be seen as like heroes. But. It's also just like, I, Think Dakota Johnson had a tiny bit to do with it because Dakota Johnsons like Open crubaugh open open. Rudeness to Ellen SORTA. Gave People. I don't know permission to speak about rumors that she's an asshole more openly. They're like, it looks like that's what Dakota's referencing. So I didn't even know you liked me. Of course, I. Like you. You Knew I. Liked you. You've been on the show many times and don't I show like. But I did invite you and you didn't come. So this time you invited me, are you sure? How do you? I don't think. So ask everybody. Jonathan. Your producer. I was that, why didn't I go? I don't know that became a meme. You have people like Brad Garret and who else replied to him. Leah Tom's Tom's joins. She is mean she is. She. Yes. Now, I can't believe I just called the Thomson. So Deutsche US minor. That was obsessed the disease of this show right here. Yeah. Leah Thompson also respond to that and said Yep I mean, I just think that it's like no one was a true story note once you lose grip on the fear, you are the power you had over I mean, and it's funny because then you have scooter Braun coming out her being like Ellen is great. I. Love Allen is like so people still. Look at the people coming out and say L. Like scooters, hedging his bets at this, all go away and back to normal and Ellen will still be powerful and whatever, and then you have people speaking out i. just it's a fascinating reveal of a monolith almost kind of crumbling that you didn't think would ever. Be exposed like this. I didn't. It seems like Palmer is getting a lot of A lot of press over like a lot of tweets being could replace. Ellen is trending key Palmer got a lot. Tiffany haddish. Got A lot that woman who does the like trump impersonations? What's her name? Sarah? Cooper. She got a lot of people tweeting about her I mean, I think it's just bomber just someone who someone who actually. Got Some tweets booing reply Oh doodoo be from drag race also got A. Drag. Race. Got I. saw that. Yeah. But I think he palmer when you when you want someone who has like the resume as well like. You of don't WANNA, pick someone random like Sarah Cooper. As funny as she is on twitter, because like her her her skills as a as an interviewer, not proven whereas Kiki, Palmer is a link interviewer host. Yeah I mean I would say like the Ellen slots, big slot made we just move up the ladder. We get Kelly Clarkson in that slot. We get Drew Barrymore Kelly was and we get key. Palmer. Work. Curse, lot I know these are all people on different network. So it makes literally no sense but you. Better like we. We cannot confuse the audience. We must replace the Ellen show with someone named. Ellen. Ellen Ellen. Page's like don't look at me like another gay. Just like I will not I will. Zone POMPEO, she wouldn't do it. I. Don't I don't need Elon Pale. Ellen Page Ellen Popular, and Never Would Ellen Pompeo every interview Ellen Pao's ever done. It's been like I. Love Grey's Anatomy I. have nothing but free time like. She will never do that. You know who would do it. Who Ellen Barkin? Embark and all Ellen Barkin wants is a soapbox like did someone say soapbox? Ellen is in Ellen. Barkin. Is Like did someone say famous Ellen's? Okay, speaking of speaking of Ellen Barkin, let's play famous birthdays game. Oh No. Use, they're more than number. Rank than rank the top three, famous Ellen's from one to three, and yes, they are all ellen's we have mentioned so far on the generous as one. Yes. POMPEO is too. That's true. Because of Grey's anatomy en-enemy raise anatomy. Ellen. Page's three. If you save one-two-three one-two-three where's Burston? Burston while Burston as an age of Appleans Age battlelines, mom is number thirteen. She's eighty seven years. Old Burston Barca, who is sixty six? Oh, I mixed Bella Burston. Parking. Allen Burr bargain the when that you think should replace Ellen Degeneres Number Fifteen. So Low Ellen Burr to say, I, thought when I was I said Ellen Barkin, I meant ellyn Burston but I stand by Ellen. Barkin. Being the one to replace. Ellen the Ellen Burstyn is fine. She does she's booked Ellen barkin would say something shocking in the first true and totally offensive something just fully only offensive while trying to be Ellen Barkin type of person who would think they're saying something incredibly progressive and like non-problematic like in the complete wrong language and then get into seconds. Is there anyone under the age of thirty WHO'S NAMED ELLEN? Famous? All Youtube Star. I'm looking at the famous Ellen's, and truly like I was like there's gotta be some famous. Ellen's forgot forgot, no, you know the woman who played like the grandma and? The wedding singer and all those in the nineties. Lady as she died in two, zero, two, thousand fifteen. But was Ellen Ellen Dow. Yeah. I don't really see any other famous Ellen Travolta. Ellen John Travolta's. List. We have time Daly on here because her given name is Ellen, which I don't think should have. But did you know that time? They just changed the name of the show to eleven, but with an asterisk. Ellen Tyne Daly. Okay. And now your host Tyne daily. But this show is still called Ellen. The show was still called Ellen hosted by time right. Hi Everyone, my name is daily Ellen. Did you be called Nee Ellen. Show should be called. And it's but it's hosted by Tyne and maybe Tim. Be the Tim plays the piano giggles the whole time like that's his role. He's like the I don't know. Oh, the guys. Paul Shaffer of of the Nobody Ellen has a guy I forgot ellen. Guy's name moving. We have to move on. We have to get the show started. Let's let's move on. Let's move on. Let's move on. So the first the first subject is a follow something we talked about last week because since talking about Vanessa Morgan's gender reveal the for her baby, which is a boy. We know this because she had all the balloons everyone was blue. Blue smoke since then we're palpably very eagle-eye eagle-eyed hooligans noticed that in her instagram caption, she used I as the Pronoun everything. There was never a we. She never really referenced her husband, the Michael Kopech. Yeah, we. All to be I, didn't really like investigate the Instagram as much as I actually almost her from the episode because there really wasn't a lot. Wasn't as interesting and I did forget while he recording that the reason why we talked about this husband of Vanessa. Morgan's was because he used to date Brielle Biermann member, and then when I grow up, it was like this thing and he and then she got together with mess and Morgan and married her, and I forgot to even mention that which is like, what makes him at all interesting otherwise note? Not Interesting. But now baseball does McHugh industry, right. But now what's interesting is Is that he had. He filed for divorce like three months ago and this paperwork drums right after her pregnancy announcement, which lake means that nobody cared or was paying attention until then she announced that she was pregnant. Is that a good guess because it seems like the paperwork was there and no one just looked it up. Am I think. So okay, I think. So she's not hugely famous and I don't think people are really out here looking at like athlete like baseball. Well, that's. It's weird baseball relation announced when they got together, they announced when they were married and they and their that did get news but nobody was like tracking them for the paperwork to see that come up or nobody sent a tip or whatever. Like that seems strange to me. But also, they weren't getting much press just as a couple. Couple for the couple will for riverdale start. As a couple, they weren't because she called out riverdell. She was like I'm literally the only cast member getting paid so much less than the other main cast members. So she was complaining about Riverdale because she was like they use me in all the PROMOS, print ads, they put me front and center whenever the cameras are on, but they don't pay me Shit. So they like keeping as the token is like I'm the black woman, the bisexual woman. So they love having me for that, but they don't pay me. Well, they don't treat me well. So, she called out riverdale and then her, but then she was very clear that like this has nothing to do with the cast members. So she was basically like everyone I work with is on the same page as me in terms of the actors I love them, they're very supportive of me. They recognize that has well their outspoken, but like this is this is a problem at the top. So like all the other riverdell people were like, yes. Morgan, we stand like they. They were showing their rain, right? Well, she's talking about greater mechanism of the show, not her coworkers although they could pull a friend thing band together and demand the same pay but in. The riverdale cast. Definitely. That's what I'm saying. So it's not fully off of the cast to kind of stand up for her and they did. But like there are ways to band together in unionize you're. In a way anyway, he says. I'm tired of US also being used a sidekick, non dimensional characters to our white leads or only used in the ads for diversity. But not actually in the show, it starts with the media. I'm not being quiet anymore warm So she got press for that on her own. So good for Vanessa. Morgan. Also, she got press for the gender reveal, which whenever you know that they're no longer together, those photos look entirely different and it's like, hi, how did I not see that this is the gender of your for a single parent like, yeah. I guess because she is a single parent in those. So forgettable to me because I don't even know we is it wasn't like I didn't even notice he was missing. What I lean. His name, his name. Do you remember Michael? Cola's name Hetch. Okay you got it. Yeah. You gotTA. Yeah. So that's that's Morgan. She is. She does not need Michael Kopech good. Moving, more relationship news. Good relationship. We got a divorce. We have good relationship news. This I had no idea. This is going on at. This has been going on for like three years, Mimi Faust, who is eleven hip hop star since day one who used to be with. CJ, before Stevie J out with job Ron, and then programs Johnson. J. For ten years or something Greens under nears over ten years because it was like. That is putting in the word. He sucks right like. He sucks. And also a key sucks, he sucks in a lot of he sucks and many many many many ways anyway. So she started dating after like appreciated this Guy Nico Smith for a little bit but. After this period of being single and still being on the show, she started dating a woman named. Ty. Young, Tamara who a WNBA star and I had no idea that these two were dating until they got engaged last week tied. I have been talking on and off for a couple of years. But because she travels with her job, the WNBA, our timing just has been quite right. Luckily, stars have aligned and she's been traded from. To. The? and. She has been on the show apparently Titusville show sometimes, but not all that much because she is as far as I've read extremely shy and they're engaged and like the picture they took was really funny because it was like she has heard the ring on and then the other woman her hands open and on the hand and she said, yes. As if it's unclear. Sorry I. IT lawyer, it's clear not to be rude, but it is clear lake. When you hold a hand with a ring on it, it usually means the person said, yes, or else the photo negates its purpose mean having seen movies where the where the person who's being proposed to says, no, they usually don't put on their finger I. They're like I can't or. I wasn't expecting this, and then the ring never goes on the finger. We get it. We get. We get it, but they're so they're engaged. Yeah. The stories about them looking back. Really funny. It's like because I think this shocked a lot of people at the time because especially, if you're dating Stevie J for the entire time that this reality show is on essentially and then you did another guy and then it's like I've never really dated a woman before at least publicly and not only my dating a woman I'm dating this like you're. WNBA player like someone who's also famous, but in a completely different way. and. So this headline made me laugh going strong Mimi. Vows to explains her sweet same sex relationship with Mary young and you click it and it's only there's an explanation. It's still treating same sex relationships as this mysterious thing where it's like Oh. Yeah. We met and were in love I did not realize I? Don't know much about the NBA little under WNBA, but I love these teams. I. Didn't know any of the teams tied on his plate for the Atlanta Dream the Chicago sky. The shonky flame, the Atlanta dream again, and then the Las Vegas Aces I really like this naming strategy because I guess because the WNBA was formed late, they really they came around. They came around after the time when it was okay to make like problematic. Sports teams, names, it's like, what about the Sky I, the Java they if I started a basketball team, please Java's. The San Antonio John Java's the San Antonio Java's. Gave you a San Antonio just felt like more. You know the San Antonio? Yes. The Senate Tonio drop is the San Antonio Co Bruce. I'll listen Antonio. Coal Bruise Bradley sponsored by Deng donuts well, whatever you know just to be out depending on the year. Okay. That's a good idea So you put some IDEA which I didn't know. But the selection hip hop. ATLANTA. Is What Reality Rhyme? Yes, they're on hiatus. Obviously, a lot of shows are on hiatus, but they're hanging is kind of depends how close your production is to the airing, which I think there's is pretty close. You can tell like how we record the day before your episodes come out kind of like that. Yeah. If who weekly like somehow exploded? We'd have nothing in the bank free. You just F- I like there'd be there'd be. There's nothing. There's no episodes. But it's like I think that. But you're right. I, think that really depends I'd love to see like a chart of of the time frame between reality show production and reality show filming because I feel like the Kardashian, longest lead It's a long time Well, they have to really edit the shit out of that to make them have any stories So Oh, the where I was going with this was that she went on a Youtube series called love rants and said that when she didn't have enough drama for the show, she had to take a pay cut. How fucked is that? So it was like basically saying which we already knew, but saying in very concrete terms that Dr- producing drama producing. Whatever whether it's real or fake gets you actual compensation, not just attention. You know she had to take a one hundred and fifty thousand dollar pickup and she used to be, as we said, she was a Stevie J. so it was nonstop drama even whenever she was dating a whenever she broke up DJ and like they were, they were ways that they could introduce drama between her and Stevie J. J another people back then. But now she's like happy and found a woman that she loves and that is not interesting to the producers and it says on my last interview because you know every season, we have go back and talk to the producers they're like. So what's going on in your life x? Y. and Z, and I think the second question I was asked was is tied cheating on me. Like her current girlfriend. Am I supposed to be fucked up in a bad place being cheated on my whole life? So essentially, she got a pay cut because her relationship is not toxic and it may like on on a fundamental level I. Guess, it makes sense but also like. That must completely destroy your brain. It make sense, but it's not something that should be. Monetize, D-, do you and Aino in Lego I understand it, but do you see, but it is problematic to say on a reality show. Literally, the amount of money you get paid is directly related to how much hell fucked up your life is and I think there was also. This month which we won't get fully into until the story is kind of unfolded. But the Braxton stuff that just came out had partially to do with a lot of this, the discussion of are kind of coming after we TV and saying you guys are ruining my life out here by portraying me in a way that is really hurtful and breaking up my relationships, not only with my family. But with my trying to break me and my boyfriend all this stuff and misrepresenting us and it, you know it really costs her a lot of distress, and so that was are speaking out after that and going right for like the production is definitely. Saying something June I, mean like right for the for the for the channel for we or for whoever will forget, what love it love and hip put in on what both in both cases. Lebanon was on both cases they're mad at Mona Scott Young specifically. So yeah, it's not. Problems. Owning Scott. Because Tamer for Taymor. Apparently said when I'm doing my spinoff because she got a spinoff that. Even airing now, she said I do not WanNa work with Mona Scott Young and turns out we got her Mona Scott young and she was furious about it. I mean this is really complicated. We will talk about Tamer another time, but I feel like it's one of those things that like we need more information we do there's still more to come for Taymor, but I do see it being related to this because again it's both Mona Scott Young, and there's clearly stuff going on behind the scenes where there is this in. It's just it's reality, but it encourages people to have their life route have life ruined for the show in a way you know. But I wanted to go back. What would you name your team? The Boston would. Walk I already took Colbert. If you go go breaking that's fine wool. It'd be really great if my team has just called the Boston dunkers and we just dunk dunk and we also drink We had a lifetime sponsorship with Dunkin and we dunked and we don't think about it. So you but it would be basketball. What is what you would do? He will die definitely needs to make sense with dunking. You know when you dunk and then you drink dunk don I'm very, very useful quote extremely tools. I'd dunk. We'll have a plan, the NBA. It is decidedly so so you shows the sport based on its ability to have Dunkin Dome. Well, don't were you asking me to name Baseball, any sport and basketball? And we're Dunkin and we're Dunkin. Okay wait. Sorry going back and forth the last thing about. That I wanted to bring up she post. She posted this photo of her in this kid. I think it is her niece, stevie commented on, it y'all should adopt, which is like very passive, aggressive and rude, and so ty responded adopt either. I did say I'm like Mommy number two. So you're mad at your mad at me because you left your family years ago, and now your baby Mama number four, daughter are loved. So Oh, this is this is means kit. You. Now you're baby mama four and our loved be mad. 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We get. It's coming out. Will they what they're so scared of with tenant was at the release it internationally, and then people here would steal it, which they're going to have to do and just deal with that. So they're doing that and it's like, oh, it's coming memorial. Day. Oh, it's never coming out there. So movie pirate is listening to this episode. That's like I'm gonNA, steal it. Yeah. So I. I like this from the WHO weekly twitter. So I could remember it. There was a funny tweet I saw last night from Adam Mussa. That says tenant is the woman in the window for straight people. This isn't a clever observation. I'm just thinking about how much I hate tenant based on that. Should he i Max prologue trailer and how much I love the woman in the window based on Amy Adams? I need the woman in the window. I'm sorry. The secret dare to dream is a rental and I can't rent the woman in the window I. Know Why secret dare to dream a rental twenty dollars I'm GonNa secret that down to zero. Who's staying twenty dollars? A secret. The secret dare to dream. Really should be pay what you wish. With the fuck. Whenever you click. It's like how much do you think how much would you like to be? Well. That would be a great model for the film industry. Okay. What happened a banana this week bosses behind the upcoming James Bond Film? Why real talking movies? No time to die one actress on armies to attend the red carpet rear without Bobin. Affleck, I have issues with this one. It's rude to what red carpet premiere you assholes will. Apparently, it's coming on November twenty. No, it's not premiere in the UK on November twenty nine, maybe not the United States. But in the UK, there's going to be some sort of event and everyone's going to be a masks. On November twentieth and the rumor is that the studio heads said I mean, there's no, this is true. But the rumor is the studio said Said Ana. You cannot bring Ben because it's going to take attention away from everything else and then want to tend to. WanNa, ten wouldn't they want exactly why? It's so sorry not to be the gossip cop, but that's stupid. That's wrong. That's that's false. Don't know what's to be Gossip Cup. But. Then gossip cop published this too, and they said that the rumor gets more intense than even it seemed that Daniel Craig is the one who banned Ben Affleck from it not easily. Producers. Didn't. According to gossip cop, he did not yet. They just remember that it's not true I just say the per the production, the people behind no time to die have a lot more to worry about than whether Ben, Affleck and come to the party. Can you guys focus the only problem with having been movie premiere? Is that we know how much Dunkin he drank that day, and then I'll have to get up and go to the bathroom many times. So we'll have to make sure he gets an I'll see you sit him up front. It's like just GonNa be peeing the whole movie. You're so right about that. Yeah. But I just I just think the no time to die. Production team needs to worry about their film and Not Ben? Affleck. Keep pins keep his name out of your mouth. All right. The movies done. It's just sitting there. It's funny thinking about movies in a holding pattern like above an airport just circling just circling just circling. No time to die and earn like very nice like Airbus a three twenty s or whatever I am. Now I'm just like no serious. Seriously think the visual of no time to die as an Airbus, a three, hundred, thirty, eight, hundred, eighty. Tenant as an Airbus. A three eighty, and they're just like doing. Perfect. Does a helicopter. Woman in the windows. Helicopter that's like. Ab Adams in a hot air balloon. Just fucking fool. She can't get down, she can't get down she. No one knows what a fly this thing. Okay, we she can't get down. She can't get down delivers. Don't do anything at all depends on the wind. All depends on the win. Okay. For the listeners, we don't know we got a call in our Patriot line from someone who knows how hot air balloons work was like. Actually, you can't control them the levers that turn on the fire, but like for the most part it all has to do with wind and it was like, that's mortifying. Much Fun we're having on our patriots you don't. Let adding here you're so you're making your. Out. So the other headline on arms, rocks, white jeans, and a summary. Lucas she heads out from the Los Angeles? Home Boyfriend. Ben. Affleck, super interesting, but you know they're still going to each others. Houses, white jeans. Yes. It's. It's before Labor Day. So it's fine. Fight James, yeah then there's this Oh, my God, what Army this is from Woman's Health magazine. What. Ana Armas and Ben. Affleck's body language says about their relation, I hate body language experts. My God I. Hate Them Back when we still get. From body language experts at who weekly, sometimes back when I. was on more pressing malice jazz abell there they email everyone the body language experts. They're like Oh. If there's some hot new couple and there are some new photos that were released, there's always a body language expert that's like high language expert and I can do analysis for your site on the newest photos of x and y you know that. That happens all the time. But there are some people who take the bait. Yeah, it's a good. It's a good strategy works good backup, Gig for me. It's like becoming a body language expert just like because you don't need to like. You don't need any qualifications, right? Like you just start emailing I. Think you need to be a you need to be a a body language expert Look Communications. Somehow. Major in communications in college, like are these are these people are these people out here with like a MFA's? Karen. Donaldson is a celebrity communication, body language and Confidence Coast and a coach and a two times, two x best selling author and international speaker. Some like international speaker. International Speaker, all I need. You is self published a book called like celebs embodies like what it means like all I would need to do like on Amazon self-published sold through like three people in my body language ZOR expert, I buy a copy. Thank you so much So anyway, Karen Donaldson set on a genuinely finds Ben Hilarious, and they can tell that because she laugh her laugh quote engages her entire face where her eyes closed and her head is tilted back. This says she's genuinely amused with whatever took place. then. Then there's on genuinely wait. Then there's ANA wants an even deeper connection because when they stand side-by-side, it means that neither controls the relationship another equals, but there's a photo where ben standing slightly ahead of honor and she pulls him to her with both hands. So that's this desire for deepening their connection. Again, I'm quoting Donaldson here. then. There's also on a has her guard down with Ben. So even when surrounded by cameras, these two can shut everyone else out. This says Donaldson is because neither Ben nor are holding anything back from the other. Okay, and then I love I, love this line. She was clear. She was quick to point out the angle of their feet and it says the angle of people's feet reveals what's really on their minds. In case you wanted to know how to reveal what's really on your mind use your feet. So the feet in this case, Cheddar. Since both on and Ben's feet are pointed towards the other Donaldson knows. This is exactly where both want to be an exactly where they want what they want to be doing. Well thing about Ben Affleck's feet is that if you put a little line, his feet are always facing a Dunkin donuts. E-eh like a have to go. Miles to hit it, but it's always facing the Dunkin donuts. and. Then it says Ben's proud to be there for ANA when she needs him to be and it says honest disconnected from this, but still her arms around Ben and it's telling her pulling him closer tells us that she leans on him for to for support plus a hand in his pocket is a sign of shirt meaning. He's feeling confident in his role as her support system. So men put their hands in their pockets while they're with women. It means that they're confident in their role as support system for the woman. The last banana story is that Ben is allegedly buying them land together. So they can go on vacation in like the islands. Whenever leads still trying to sell his plantation house. I, guess when he sells the Plantation Household, buy some land. Good luck on selling that in this economy on many levels. So yeah, he he intends to invest in on an island paradise for them to escape from time to time spills. Appel, the ideas have a house built there just for them. It will have a private dock, a y'all okay. Mrs Specific. All right. Okay. Source on gay is that they have a private. Yacht and everything on, it could ever want and no plantation house. Good. Okay phoebe Tonkin and Alex Greenwald. Two names. I don't know that I could put faces on either of those names. Alex Greenwald is somebody who is nor was used to be adjacent to a person. We just talked about a few topics ago. Just talked about a lot of people. Okay. We'll let let me give you a hand. She has Youtube Channel Brie Larson. Oh. This is Brielle Larssen's ex. Phantom, Planet Aka, California, here we come and he used to date Brie Larson for really long time like a really was larceny, he was largest. And now when they got engaged and then she was like by. Mean Yeah. It. They had the typical like relationship where like they clearly were dating when she wasn't famous and then she was famous and it was. Won The Oscar he proposes and she said, yes, and then she was like what the fuck picking picking. Why I'd rather. Video and now I'm dating. Elijah Butts or whatever. You still dating that like she s I don't forget his name. He did like Sharon stone know who'd he? He Elisha. Blitz. Yeah, that's not okay and he used to date. It was like it was like It wasn't. It was like Maria Bello. It was Maria Bello. Maria. Bello. It was okay. Now, Alex Greenwald is dating a woman named Phoebe Tonkin with sounds like a British person, but I kind of don't know if she she British. It sounds like a because I saw this on the daily news I and I was like just random. British. person. She's Australian. He's an awesome. She's a random, Australian got not close. Sorry. Not Close at but I got it. Hi I'm phoebe token. I'm in New York. For. Vargas. And this is my. Sort of quick. Morning rotate. So they're dating. He has the Bree Larsen passed, but she hasn't even more interesting dating pass where she is on the vampire diaries are used to be on the vampire diaries that shows no longer on and she used to, D- Her Co Star. Paul. Wesley who was a vampire and? Paul Wesley, and Phoebe, Tonkin, dated for four years and they met after he got a divorce Paul Wesley from Tory Devito. Devito if you remember. The Chicago Med person who did the other Chicago person who we talked about who is on Chicago pd his name was Jesse. Lee Sofer. He was on Chicago PD. She was on Chicago Med and they dated, but they split everybody a huge deal, which was where we talked about it. I think the media convinced us that it was important truly wasn't and they split after six months and he was recently spotted or she was recently spotted. spotted. This is the most confusing thing we've ever talked about you was released flooded with a mystery man kissing and masks which means very mysterious. He's wearing because they went to the poppy field to they went to the viral popping everyone's like who's this mystery man and it was it ended up being Alex Greenwald. Did it? No, it didn't within who was the mystery man now it's meanwhile we're talking about occas that was Terry Devito. Dating Phoebe Tonkin, and they just went instagram official and they also kissed with Masks Oh, my God, it does go full circle. No, they kiss with masks, but we knew who they were. We knew they were. That is the most confusing segment. We've ever done I. think it's the most confusing thing I've ever seen. He's promoting his merch has phantom planet merged by putting it on phoebe Tonka phoebe Tonkin once was single but. But Alex Greenwald filled her Gulf. The Gulf of Tonkin. Is. that. Funny that thing, the Gulf of Tonkin? Yes. It's a thing. Where is the golf? Where is the Gulf of Tonkin? The Gulf? Of Tonkin, is like in the South China Sea, it's near Vietnam. Oh. There was a Gogol Tonkin incident. Yeah. That's basically the reason that LBJ justified. The Vietnam War. Oh. No I know yet. That's why I know about the Gulf of Tonkin. But I just like, I, was like, why do I recognize the last name Kim and it's because of the incident, this horrible international incident does extremely consequential Gulf also fun fact guess who makes the Phantom Planet March? That's right. The same company that helps us make Armitage speaking of our merge. Oh No that the green, I? Don't know her hats are back in stock. Great, did you know to know that people can now go by the green? The Dark Green beautiful you? Grandma me to come in to buy one to have a green i. know it's from us, but you guys don't understand. We don't do any of the stuff with shipping. So we have to just buy them like we're commoners. By one. So F y those by those hats before they sell out because we're GONNA buy them. So this was everywhere if if you follow like any sorts of like Gay News, like Gay News, like can't deal with the fact that these two actors. We haven't had. We haven't had news like this since the two since the to what's said musical with the boy, who's like I'm bullied and I have a cast I'm bullied and I have a casual Oh dear of Hansen, but he's not gay. But the thing about evidences, the Evanston straight, we haven't had this type of news since the to enhance. Each other this a similar story where you have. Oh, my God are two people who played Evan Hansen Din each other to Emma Hanson's. Now, we have our two actors who were cast his brothers on TV dating each other and the answer is yes. Yes. But it's a soap opera. Emmerdale. It's like a primetime soap opera that's been on for like thirty years. They played their currently playing brothers. They're pretty young It's just like the the Internet can't handle it to act. To actors. On out DOT COM to actors cast his brothers on TV hyphen. Now, they're dating and it's as Max Barker and Chris Monte met only one time on set, but they've been low key dating ever since. And No, one can really handle it not because there's anything inherently interesting about either of those people believe me. There's not. I looked if anything there's something problematic about this one guy because he was arrested for helping someone. Give someone else a date rape drug drug at a club. Yeah, why ten years ago So and then? Also. I was reading the description I was reading the descriptions of their plots on the on the And Oh, my their plots, their plots are why y'all clutter wild mock character. Lee was a serial rapist who was killed after raping brother. Luke's love interest even though they play brothers, the pair only met on the Last Day of Helming for mockery, might not have been love at first sight, but the one meeting was enough to know they had something special. Okay. So after I'm sorry after reading that description of plot, it's like non very romantic for me to continue on the thing. is every every photo of them together as like shirtless like under a waterfall. So it's like, Oh, my God, they're hot and they played brothers once, but like he's no longer on the show because he got killed and also his character was really bad I wanted to talk about this show Emmerdale which has been on for ever and I've never heard of this show, but apparently, it's like I. Mean, why would I have heard of the show? I, don't live there. Since, nineteen seventy to everyone. It's this long, ninety, eight, thousand, eight, hundred, and fifteen episodes of Emmerdale. Thousand at. Eight thousand, and so I watched a lot of clips of Emmerdale because I was like I. Am I Love I love that this show exists. and. I watched like this I. Like a plane crashes in the town and like four major cast members die and the special effects are so bad. So bad was like I wanNA know because this is like a classic long running soap opera. What are the sorts of like incidents that have happened in this tiny town? It's at tiny countryside town. Lucky for you. We Kapiti as list of major emmerdale storylines, which include the bus crash, the Pant, the barn fire storm kings kidnapped Tom Hilltop. Kill. King. Sucked Dan House fire originally put that in there. Just a screen shot of the contents because each one of those links to like a paragraph explaining the and each of those paragraphs are absolutely durant pick one of them and I will read. You happened how about the Barn, the barn fire number eight, the year, two, thousand Andy slugged, and set fire to a barn. So as adopted Dad Jack could claim the insurance money. However, he accidentally killed his adoptive month, Sarah who was in the barn finishing her with toyboy Richie Carter, Richie survived, and made a brief return. Two, thousand seven for the thirtieth anniversary of Emmerdale when Andy's little sister Victoria tracked him down to get answers about their mother's death this. Let's Victoria setting fire to a cottage and the truth about the night seven years before coming out. See this does he see sucked in house fires section below? Jail. Number. And caused him to domestically abuse his wife Jo on his release in two, thousand eight is, isn't that? Will number thirteen and number fourteen are both about fire? So the house fire, there's also mill cottage explosion number twenty. So this town is constantly setting their buildings on fire to get insurance money. Yeah. No, it's true. It's like kidnaps fire. Typical typical, typical, typical typical. Love it. I. Love. It seems fun. So really these two guys who play brothers dating each other could just be on the show because clearly it's like that's just you know anything brothers and other dating each other and Emmerdale anything can happen at number as Ellie Goulding said anything can happen. Their. Church. Bells what wait and so you think. Two things. You don't know about wash it. I'll tell you. Jila. CHICAGO AIN'T GONNA. East right. Do you know my wife? My. Wife. To maybe four went to. Do you Jack. She tried to kill me. Bury me very me last night. Yana got more relationship news. Sorry. This whole episode is relationship news. I realize that I think we're taking it places, but really relationship news Kevin McKell accidentally gave his boyfriend. Kissel. Manila. Kevin McHale also known as what was Kevin. Mikhail's name and glee was like already already already. So Kevin McHale played already in Glee and he accidentally his boyfriend Austin Mackenzie. They've been together for many years Salmonella by sending him by serving him under-cooked chicken sausage unintentionally, and then he got sick and they thought it was cove, but it was just food poisoning i. know that's kind of embarrassing. You think you've got cova, but it's just that your boyfriend gave you under-cooked chicken sausage a pair in Austin who is off twitter came back to twitter changes bio two, I, left twitter years ago. I'm back now to monitor my thirsty boyfriend Kevin McKell, who accidentally? Accidentally gave me Salmonella five days ago. What is there to say about either Kevin McHale or his Salmonella Boyfriend Austin P. McKenna Salmonella. Friend was actually in a great revival of spring awakening by Deaf West. It was an all deaf, he's not death, but the cast was mostly deaf and it was an esl because Austin McKenzie studied asl in layer. So yeah, it's like Kinda cool, and then he got into this production which was an amazing production that went to Broadway, but the other yikes, the most aches, the funniest thing that this guy was in actually which kind of makes him an icon was that often be Mackenzie Played Conrad Roy in the. Lifetime I think made for TV movie, Conrad and Michelle. Afford could kill. Aka I. Love You now die. It's not that I want you to die. But you aren't living. You're just surviving. I don't want you to live this way I. Want you to be happy wonder how. would. You take me with him? Being Angel? She snazzy. I've never done anything. Wrong. He'll take care of you. Baby. You'll be happy and protected in Heaven Success, Played Conrad Roy, and guess who played born Michelle. That's right. Bella. Thorne. Yes, it was lifetime. How did I never watched this movie? I think we both had it like re-ready to watch, and then none of us did none of us did. To be fair if you wanted to watch anything about this, you definitely would be watching. I. Love You. Now die I love you know dies. So fucking depressing. Yeah. Oh my God, yeah, I don't need to watch. Bella. Thorne, but right you want because the thing about this lifetime movie is that they have all the transcripts of the text messages. So they're just reading the text musset details, these terrible text messages out loud essentially and just acting around them, which is like even more creepy if you think about it that way versus. Versus were doing a fictionalized version of the story. There's not a lot of guessing in those texts I. Guess I guess speaking of Bella Thorne. Though we haven't in a while her house, we haven't spoken Bella Melatonin. So long she fell off like our talk about person radar for a significant amount of time. I think maybe one of the last time we talked about her was when we talked about her disgusting House, which is now for sale her disgusting disgusting. House. That's Mamane Bro Right there. Celebrity, we put him in the. Bathroom at first behind the doors when you open our bathroom door people, open it, and they scream, and we just wait by the bathroom every time someone asks us the restroom. It's really quick fun. But now that amount here, not so scary. Much nicer glasses on. Then I got. This is the Derek, the dinosaur. So awesome. We also made this. It looks much better before we had twelve cats. I, wanted to take because weird I'm sorry, you mean the Trippie. Twins, funhouse. Yes, the trippie twins, Fun House because she lives with her sister, right? It is funny that she bought this House for two point, one, million, two, point, zero, one, million, and she selling it for two point, five, five million, which implies went up in value a significant amount. But what is funny is that she painted the entire thing insane colors and like even the outside she painted so too. So if you bought this house, you'd have to pay like. Fifty thousand dollars to get it to go back to like. A normal. You know what I mean unless you kept the colors. You'd have to pay. The irony going up in value is funny because you have to pay so much money to get go back to normal AK white. If that's what you wanted it or different, she painted it like paying not Magenta. Mauve, it's like it's like A. It's an unpleasant pink purple. Also, the other thing was that she wasn't even really the house like she was renting it out for parties on instagram like she was renting it out, and then she was also giving telling Torres selling guided. Of, the home and away, which I thought was weird. Maybe that was right before she wanted to sell it. That was part of it. I mean the House has a lot of press, but I, wouldn't say it as good press. It's disgusting. I mean outside. Like the color that she chose to paint it really is like, no, how should be that color I know and I know what it'd be like we're not fun. But like this is just not good like I love color. But this is not the color. You know, I'm Bella Thorne. The whole house is definitely a canvas in a sense. Everyone kept asking me. What's the big? This, the pig. You probably would need to include in the price of selling paint repainting the entire house maybe on the first go round. No. Because maybe in the first round, they think they're gonNA find like a big of very rich Bill Thorne Fan, who's like I want the house as is if you are that, Fan Gimme a call, I wanNA know everything there is to know about you. If you want this house as may have no plans to make changes to it, she hasn't hopefully end. Can any of them spent two point, five, million dollars on her funhouse Woolsey? Is there a section like the realtor dot com listing for this? That says like we recommend airing it out for six months. Keeping all of the windows open for six months, it needs to be aired out. I. Think of the things that might be left in this house like what you're like under the county house. The sense that something has been left out, but you don't know what earlier like. Is it like a fruit in high school. We had to do the stupid potluck us from some Lake Model UN thing this awful model UN thing and it was like everyone had to bring like. Some sort of food for the. For the country that they were doing the model Un for and I brought, my will mine had this. Remember exactly what my dish was. But like it nothing when everyone's bringing food, none of the food got eaten, and so I like took my leftovers, put it in my my locker, but I never used my locker and so the food just stayed on the locker for I'm serious award. At the end of year, we were like Oh, we have to clean it or lockers. Year, what was in your I? Haven't been my locker and months and I was with some friends and they were like what? What's in that and I was like Oh, that's the food from the model you in and it smelled so. That's like that. So so okay, wait. That's like it's again. I'm going to describe a TIKTOK that's like that. TIKTOK where it's like the sandwich you left in your locker on March thirteenth. What salt, in this shirt. US. Is it time for Rita already? Can it be time for Rita please? was she wearing. Wear. Wishy seen. She posted why on Instagram? She's who clean. Gone To. What's Rita Ora up to? Who is this woman Rita? Guy. Now. It's. It's. She's back. She's back. She's back. We're back not only is she back where on a she's on an international cover of a glossy magazine. Office. All she's. She's on style Mexico. Like, she's actually topless on the cover. She's topless separately owner. No. On the government's Salman, go. She's beautiful sweaters wearing a sweater. No beautiful sweater. Yeah. My favorite outfit, which is what is shorts, I love sweater insurance, my favorite outfit I think the short are also. No. I. Didn't know that love that. But also love the best. Can wear shorts and sweater. Who Have you ever made? Have you ever worn sweater shorts like Rita's? Sweater shorts. Felix shorts will just get all. There'd be like, ask sweat. It would just be really. Disgusting Shorts Looks Amazing and she's on the cover. They took the photos in cuts walt or whatever I think she's in. Hey, I see there some would they took the photos. She rented. Yeah. I tried to find the full issue online, but it's not. It's only in print. So unfortunately, she also set pulses racing as she ditched her bikini and poses topless I wouldn't say I wouldn't call this posing I would call this Paparazzi photos in sizzling makeup freecell vs no, she did take solving knows he's the one ring Sophie her Aiba Getaway. So she went she's already on her she already and I be that we were Rita, Rita I don't approve but really I mean she was wandering through new boyfriend was mass. beat the I, can't deal with this woman the minute. The minute she leaves while she's like Ibiza anyone. I mean at the very least at least, you probably took some private plane like she wasn't infecting many people. I don't know Trent should give her the benefit of the doubt calendar post sunbathing series starts. Now who else gets bored when Sun Beefing, I have to say, my whole life I've been alive for many years have never experienced board sunbathing. I'm always disliked. I'm burning I'm burning yet. I've never done that either I get bored sitting in the tent covered in shape. Everyone else's in the water. The one time you've done that sitting in the tent eating eggs salad. This is boring. Xl It in the tent series starts now who else gets bored eating egg salad and pringles while in the beach tent everyone's. Never returned to the beach celebrities really really It's really funny when celebrities. Are Thirsty for INSTAGRAM. Engagement. When Angela. Below, and it's just not universal. Now I think being bored while somebody then could be universal people do Sunday I've heard could be me. But I've heard that's a thing that people do it just funny that she is posing for a Selfie nude. Holt. Cupping her boobs and saying who gets bored. It's like is clearly not you? You're busy, you know who gets. Also I think. Even, if you're giving them the benefit of the doubt and saying that they really do read the comments like I always feel crazy when a celebrity with two million followers, like, what are what are some good podcasts know I? Literally, you're about to get one million responses google. This is not an effective research thing for you a celebrity, right? You're not just asking. Asking your friends Rita also went topless reader or exclusive daily. Mail was was in Ibiza to apparently, and she went topless as she flaunted her tone curves and cosies up to bow Roman Goo Ga ga over a on the beach in Ibiza. So Rita is top US, and, of course, with her honestly hot boyfriend, he looks pretty good I have to say. And in typical redefine, they got a sense of her boobs. Amazing. The paparazzi topless photos are really funny because they just use these black boxes to cover the nipples and she's wearing a black bikini to. The photos look like Smiley face, see like the black boxes of the eyes and the Bikini bottoms like a smiley face and the funny. The Sun wrote, this is a headline. Are Ibiza like Oh r.i.p like her song get over this song. Stop bringing this R I p be the Rita or opposes on board a yacht and Ibiza after the identity of her secret. Secret Boyfriend. was revealed and that is what Rita is up to. She's on vacation I. Don't love that she's on vacation. It would be nice if maybe and also my thoughts vacation are if you are this famous and you're going on vacation like publicly like just don't put it on instagram like don't, but she literally can't don't tell everyone that l. she don't tell. Me Okay. Not only is rita posting on instagram. She is definitely calling some people at this point I. Mean, this is like. Truly they're not like, go find read or other like, Oh, we got a call from Rita Ora. She's going to an Ibiza. Can we get one of our guys I mean come on come on, and then one of the guys is like thank God, I've liked needed this work for a while only truly. Guaranteed sale okay, singlehandedly. Headley restart the British. She's proud. She's robbing them up. Propping them up on her. Topless back. Does that make sense? 'CAUSE? He's not wearing a bikini top. Get it. Okay. Okay. We're done. 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Spoiler Specials: Suspiria

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Spoiler Specials: Suspiria

"This episode is brought to you by travel for a new podcast from American Airlines British Airways visit Britain in this series. Three Americans take skies for a vacation in Great Britain helps them discover what inspires them through twists and turns prising detours and a truly unexpected travelers. Rely on local Brits and their own curiosity to act as their guide and experience Britain. Like you've never seen him before. Stick around a little later in the show to get a firsthand look at our travelers adventures and see what's to come in. I travel for you can listen to the whole series today. Wherever you get you. Moslem creek all the. Mosleh tenant while Mazda or not mild. Mild. Maza spill darkness. Inside. Hi, this is another slate. Spoiler special podcast. I'm Dana Stevens slates movie critic and today, we're here to spoil the spirit, the new remake by Luca Guadagnino of the Italian cult horror classic from Dario Argenta and joining me from slates Phillies studios, aka his closet with a microphone is. I believe is Sam Adams as Sam Hello Sam. You are a senior editor in the culture department. It's late, and you are also a frequent spoiler companion. And I want to know before we start on suspicion, which is in a way a discussion about both spirits. I think since this one enfolds the old one in so many ways, it's kind of a discussion about horror movies. So I just wanna know before we get to either spirit how you feel about horror on this Halloween week. Tell me what your visceral reactions are to seeing scary movie. Do you crave? It is an experience that you seek out. I guess I would say both sort of crave. It and read it I have found myself weirdly. As I get older sort of more susceptible to the kind of the visceral aspects of seeing horror movies, like they just kind of get it me and got my Reynolds and flowing and make me feel mauled in a way that they didn't use to when I think maybe I was younger and had less keen sense of my own mortality. But I also love watching them. And I love the sort of technical intensity of them into really technically demanding genre. Maybe the most. So and I love what it gives a chance for directors and the whole sort of cinematic on bowl to do with it. Yeah. I agree. It seems to be Sinophile who completely rules out horror is to is to shut yourself off from a lot of pleasure and a lot of great filmmaking. But at the same time, I agree it gets harder and harder to watch these movies. As you start to realize, gee, it really would suck to have that happen to your body. Right. I mean, there's there's a little bit of a tougher sense. When you're young like, yeah. I can take all the horror. You can throw at me. And maybe it's sort of a morally good thing that it becomes a little bit harder. As we age. But let's get to this particular horror movie an open the weekend before Halloween, Luca Guadagni knows suspicious. I wanna know little bit about your background with Dario Gento movie. The nineteen seventy seven cult classic that this is based on. Did you go in knowing that movie or did you watch it because this one was coming out or have you not seen it yet? I think I've seen it twice. The first time was a long while ago. And then I got to see it just over the summer. There was a screening here in Philadelphia with Jessica Harper, the star of the original in attendance on thirty five millimeter film, which she then came up afterwards and said to actually that's not a very good print and the colors are all off. And you should really go home and watch the Blu Ray. Which was a little immature much the people who put on the screening appreciated that I've seen it earlier. And recently, I am not a I apologize to my friends who feel differently, but I am not a sort of. I don't revere their agenda of the way, some of my more intensely horror fanatic friends, do the original movie is kind of beautiful I think it makes an effective. I think it makes very little sense. And so in a way is a good candidate for a remake. It is. I mean, a lot of people consider it in the pantheon, and we're really just offended by the idea that anybody would try and do this. But surprising number of them have actually come around on this film, which it's been an interesting thing to watch. Yeah. I mean, I I wouldn't say revere Argenta. But I, but the two that I most admire probably spirit and deep red, right? Those are the kind of the the most the ones that are the most often shown in repertory because I think they're the most successful and to give an idea of what an are Gento movie is like to someone who's never seen one just before we get into. Why Luca Guadagnino at? At one of take one and make it his own the the feeling of Argenta was this very specific feeling, and as you say it's much much much more about atmosphere and mood than about plot. There's almost no story to the original spirit. It's essentially girl goes to haunted ballet school and freaky. Things happen, right? Guadagno. Takes it in lows it up with a lot more. Meaning and a lot more side stories, but really the original spirit just exists to look and feel and sound a certain way. Can you help me describe what that way is? I mean, I think maybe the best way to describe it as there is not that much plot in the original. But there is a close up of a knife kind of going into somebody's still beating heart with through their chest has been ripped open. So he's very into the extremists sort of physical aspects of people being stabbed death. This is not a movie where people get killed and just kind of fall over they believe that enormous amount. You get a very concrete sense of exactly what is happening to their flesh at any given point. But but unlike for example. What we think of as a modern slasher gore extreme saw kind of movie, the gore is really really stylized and and and fake looking right. So that the blood looks sort of like magenta colored paint. It's not even really the right color. Everything is always drenched in lurid colors in that original superior. And and they're not necessarily colors are coming from any light source that you could imagine on this green, right everything. Just suddenly becomes bright green or bright, violet purple. And and it really is all about jolting the viewer from those those moods one to another right? Both of those movies are ones that remind me of the kind of famous and like most could possibly apocryphal quotes. But one of the things he is supposed to said is when somebody criticized the amount of blood in one of his movies. He is supposed to have responded. That's not blood. It's red and both the spirits are very much not blood. It's red movies. Yeah. They're all about. Yeah. Exactly. They're just all about the feeling. But I do find them scary. And I do think that that property is a great win for Luke. Oh, Guadagno of all directors to to retake and try to do something new with not totally sure that I loved what he did with it. But, but it makes complete sense that a director like quite a Nino who if you're not familiar with him, MS the director most recently have called me by your name, but also of a Tilda Swinton starring movie from a few years back called IM love that is also all about color and sensation in spectacle. Right. That seems very Argenta ask and it's in its aesthetics. He seems like the right guy to take on suspicion. But at any rate, he has taken this property from nine hundred seventy seven and done something wildly different with it. And this movie this news experience is a very divisive one. I'm curious to hear what you have to say. And I kind of hope we disagree on some stuff. So we can battle it out because it's the kind of movie that while I found it somewhat disappointing and gave it overall. I guess I would say negative review. I'm really glad to have seen it. I'm really glad to have written about it. And to be talking about it because it offers a lot to chew over. What was your just basic? Yes. Or no response to the new one. I think it's a pretty emphatic. Yes. I mean, there are things are about it that I definitely think don't work and are kind of ridiculous, but I very much enjoy that ridiculousness in their parts of it that I love a great deal. So overall, I think there are many more things that kind of work in its favour than against it for me. All right. Okay. So maybe we will argue out some bits. So as we start with the new one try to remind me 'cause this is a very nested structure with incredibly complex time lines and multiple flashbacks and points of view of shifting and characters added from the original. So where do we start with this new spirit? I believe well, it is a movie in as it announces right at the beginning six chapters and an epilogue. Oh, yeah. That's right. If you're a very good sense of of a little bit of a sense of oak. God. Here we go when you saw that title card six chapters and an epilogue. I do it at the same time. I'm like, oh, this could be good. Because I mean, I I enjoy sort of nakedly pretentious. The right circumstances. And I think this very much fits into that category. So the first chapter is khloe grace, Meritas character, Patricia or Patrizia as the Germans call her going to her psychiatrist played by an up and coming actor named looks ever store. All right. Stop this is this is a spoiler special. We need to explain let's every store. So yes, we begin in Berlin, and this young dancer, who's run away from her dance school, and it's talking to psychiatrists is talking to this actor who's credited as let's ever store, and I tried to be very canny in my review about this. Because I really actually think this is a cool hoax, and I didn't want to spoil it in my review, but this is the place to do it. So who is let's ever store people on the internet sleuth this out and figure it out that if you could give to go back to sort of old German to do this, but ever Dorf is sort of old German for swine town, which is your big clue that this actors actually told us Swinton. Dan drag. I didn't even I didn't read about the language sleuthing. That's awesome. Yeah. Told us when a lot of latex with a apparently quite detailed for static penis, right which she requested from the makeup, man. Right. Just as she could feel herself into the role more more completely. So I have to hand it to them. I watched this all the way through having no idea that that was Tilda Swinton and discovered it all afterwards in research and not only that I wouldn't even have known for sure that it was someone in age makeup. It's is suspected at a certain point that it might be a younger man in H makeup. And couldn't figure out why they wouldn't cast an older, man. But the entire time. I thought it was a a German actor who I had never heard of so props to Tilda and to to Luca into the makeup masters who who did her up for that. Yeah. And I think she wrote like a whole fake IMDB bio for the character or saying that this was a first time actor who had studied I think you'll mean psychology, and which is a clue to another one of those sort of reference points in the overhaul pretension of the movie itself, which has a lot of. Young in it right at definitely brings in a lot of young. But yeah. And another thing I read that till they wanted to do which I really wish they'd actually gotten away with this was that she would never reveal. She was let's Bruce door, and there would be a title at the very end of the movie before the credits rolled saying in honor of lutes ever store f- born whatever year died twenty eighteen so then you know, he would be born in dies and actor with this movie. But because there's some some smart people on the internet figured it out that never got to happen. Yes. So anyway, so the first the first scene is is very agitated khloe that's coming in and explaining to this Kaya trysts that she has been attending this dance academy, which is actually run by coven of witches who are doing all sorts of crazy secret things behind the walls. The psychiatrist does not believe her. She went out and is not seen again for some time. So that gives us a sense that something very creepy is afoot, but not what in sort of introduces a big theme of the mood, which is the idea of kind of delusion or or collective psychosis. And whether or not you can believe what you see or hear or feel right introduces that theme also introduces a political theme that's completely absent from the original spirit. So this movie said in nineteen seventy seven which happens to be the original movie came out and was also the year of the so-called German autumn when they were all of these revolutionary activities, essentially, leftist, political violence going on in Germany, and and there was a German aircraft that was hijacked, and that's all in the movie as sort of background in the sense that, you know, somebody turns on the radio or the TV, and that's always happening in the background. And I believe there's an implication at the beginning. She may even say it that the very agitated character played by Chloe grace Maritz wants to run off. Join the baader-meinhoff gang one of the groups that's perpetrating this violence. Yes. She leaves him with her journal in the two things documents is there are these sort of elaborate pentagram leg drawings of how the sort of the covens iconography. And then the other thing are all these sort of political statements about her getting increasingly radicalized by the things that are going on in the world around her. Right. And that's something that's going to carry on and become more and more important throughout the movie, and that I don't think is perfectly well handled his political thread. But I kind of do admire that he's trying to put it on. He's trying to take it on and do so much more with this movie. So okay, I don't know if this is quite where the chapter break is. But anyway, then the next the next logical break takes us back to the dance school. It's called the the Marco school of dance, and it seems to be this somewhat famous company. Right. It seems to be something. Like, maybe the Pena Basheer, the Martha Graham company of of Germany or something, and and is both a dance company and a dance academy or kind of boarding school of some kind because in good, coven fashion. All of the dancers actually live on site at the school, and just, you know, our our lorded over by these strict dance, teachers who may or may not also be witches. And it is it is a man as you mentioned as sort of an entirely female environment. Which is a lot of what's going on in this movie. One of the reasons why one of the more interesting. Ideas behind why they might have cast Tilda Swinton in that role the minutes. It's you know. Basically, a dance academy filled with young women staffed by middle aged to older women, and they're basically no male presence in there until later in the film when the police start investigating and having the only significant male character in the movie, actually, played by a woman just kind of underlines that sense of the kind of world we've entered. Yeah, you're right. Every other character every character played by an actual man is explicitly mocked and humiliated. Right. I mean, there's there's really no space for the male in this in this world. So the next young woman, we see who becomes the protagonist of the movie, this is a reprise of the character. Played by Jessica Harper in the original is Suzy banyan. I love the kind of American blandness of that name. It's so perfect for this. You know, the shady European world. She's going into and Suzy banyan is played by Dakota Johnson, not a dancer, but she studied dance for year in order to take this role. I think and and she needs to kind of prove herself to Tilda Swinton who. Now as a woman is playing what's her character's name Madame Blunk the lead teacher at the academy. So Dakota does her audition which needs to get across the point to the audience, and you sort of have to suspend disbelief to believe this that she is such a prodigious dancer that, you know, with no training or no recommendations whatsoever. She's like the Jennifer beals and Flashdance, right? She just dances her way into the company by sheer skill reading another part of the character's background, which we sort of get a little bit at the beginning. We should have an envelope with a return dress. It gives us a hint to this. But a lot of it comes in flashbacks is that she's come from this being a very restrictive sort of traditional Mennonite community in the US, and somehow become a kind of genius modern dancer and found her way to this dense academy in Germany despite coming from that, which is just another 'nother thing the movie does very much with those kind of keeps going back to that. And that's just the more kind of confusing aspects of it. But there's just. A lot of very very sort of piled high cart of iconography this movie. He just kind of throws in everything he can think of. Yeah. She's got to have a back story. And then later on let's Eberstadt character is going to have a big backstory having to do with the holocaust. I mean, there is nothing he will not throw into this kitchen sink. They quite an, you know, won't throw in and kind of in terms of Dematic's politics. You know, psychology, whatever he wants to put in there. He'll put in there. And I find it kind of an unwieldy Stu, but but you kind of have to respect the maximalism, right? So main story the movie begins and Dakota Johnsons character Suzy immediately starts to establish this intense connection with Tilda Swinton who at first we see mainly as just a very charismatic dance teacher. And this is something the movie could have done a lot more with. I love a movie about pedagogy, you know, movie about a a mentor, mentally relationship, gone bad. And this movie has moments of hinting that it's going to be that that it's going to be about. This teaching dia that established between Toco Johnson until this. Win. I don't think it really goes far enough down that road and investigates the psychology of of pedagogy as interestingly as it could. But it does establish early on that these to have something in common that that she that told us went and sort of seize Susie as someone who's able to dance this very dark choreography of this piece. They're trying to put together about the holocaust in a way that none of the other dancers can. And and so the corollary to that sort of being that she's ideal coven fodder. Right. She's somebody who sort of able to connect to dark forces through dance right from the beginning. Yeah. I guess one of the one of the things you could read into that is coming from. And I think this is there's some accuracy to this. But coming from this various sort of you know, repress sort of rule driven communities. She is especially vulnerable to what at times can feel it kind of a cult like atmosphere within this dance academy. So she seems very willing to swap one radical ideology for another. Yeah. That's that makes a lot. Of sense, right? She's she's a believer. And she's a follower of whatever kind of school that she's in. And so the first big violent set piece, the I really horror thing that happens has to do with this strong dance connection between Tilda Swinton into Cody Johnson. So they're all hanging out in the main studio with the rest of the company and and Dakota Johnsons. Character says, oh, I I know the complete part, I guess the departed dancer right is the idea that she needs to fill in for Chloe, grace Marissa's character who's who's run away from the covens slash school. Around the role to fill up. Right. Switching around the roles of who's gonna dance the lead. And even though it's literally her first day at the company, she says, I can do it. I know it by heart from having, you know, seen you guys come to the Mennonite cultural center or wherever she saw them. And and she proceeds to demonstrate this this really dark twisty. I think Martha grandma looking sorta dance and as she's doing it. She she becomes through Tilda Swinton. I guess psychically connected to this other young dancer Olga who has started to figure out what's going on is terrified that she's living in a Kevin is trying to flee the academy. But we watch in parallel cross cutting as she instead Olga that is gets locked into a separate studio on a whole different floor quite distant from where to Cody Johnson is dancing and is nonetheless controlled almost remote controlled like a puppet by by Dakota's movements in such a way that I mean, this is really well done. I have to say I had high hopes for this movie during the scene in such a way that every temporarily twisted position. That the Cody Johnson, assumes the other dancer is permanently. Twisted into right? So you can imagine. She's just getting turned into this like bone broken pretzel by the end of the scene and slammed against the walls at studio. And it's just it's it's pretty hard core. Did you agree with me that that scene worked incredibly? Well. Yeah. That's is pretty staggering. I think it is certainly one of the highlights of the movie it's also one of the parts of it. That is taken I guess with credit insofar as looking better Nina's talked about it in interviews, but without through authorization, I guess, but a lot of some of the images in there are kind of basically taken from her heavily reminiscent of some of Indiana's images. But yeah, it's this photographer. Yes. Yes. So it's, but it's yeah. This is sort of remote control grew location where the stance dancer gets turned into this kind of human pretzel by this unseen force. And I'm the cappers that she doesn't actually die at the end. So she has her body is going to swollen and bruised and broken and twisted in these completely. Human shapes, but she's still conscious and breathing at the end of it and just to make sure that we know that several of the coven members turn up with these various review. No. Elegant stylized looking meat hooks and stick them into her flesh and carry her off into a secret passageway behind the mirrors. Right. And so that's when we start to learn figure out that there is this. Yeah. The the covens for real glorious merits was not imagining it, and that it's all taking place in some kind of dark hidden corridors underneath the the academy which become later become the sight of some exploration by the main characters. Alright. So once we've established via this horrifying remote control dancing that the Covent is in fact, a coven and bad stuff is happening behind closed doors. What's the next set of themes that the movie dives into well, we find out that there's a power struggle going on in their via a scene. Where you eventually gather and a lot of the things in this movie. You kind of have to pick up along the way you gather that the members of this coven are sort of voting as to who is going to be there lead. I mean, you find out that they are run by the mysterious quasi immortal witch Intel Marcos, and there's a vote about who is going to who they're going to follow kind of who's going to lead the coven Ford, and between Helena, Marcos who ended up not seeing the very end of the movie and Madame lung who is still the Swinton's character. And there's a voice vote where they're voting for Marcus and blank in the whole scene is kind of done in exterior with subtitles. And the subtitles are kind of labeled by character. But I don't think at this point. And for me, really, basically any point in the movie, I I don't know who ninety percent of those characters are. So it saying, you know, tenor Milius right than to gassed. And I don't I don't have any idea who these people are. I didn't even recognize half the actresses. I mean, I got to the end of the movie. So silly tested in the credits. And eventually kind of figured out who she was. I think she's the character who's wearing like a three stooges wig and big glasses and maybe weird teeth. Yeah. The one who as long as we're spoiling stabs herself in the neck at some point during the movie, and we don't quite know why I think she just can't take it anymore. She's she's witched out. Right. She just wants out of the coven. Right. But you mentioned in your review that our kind of cast the original movie with a lot of these kind of classic sort of grand dumbs of Hollywood and European cinema. Right. Joan Bennett alita valley Udo Kier is one of the evil dudes in the first movie. There's just this great kind of euro horror gallery of weirdo. Me's reading in this. When you have people like Ingrid coven who is a kind of regular like the films of run run. A fast bender is a big influence on this big influence a lot of the look. Yeah. Kind of suspect. He would have hated it. But right. That's neither here nor there. Yes. So anyway, so we find out that they're. This power struggle going on in within the coven itself, and that and that it has to do with paying allegiance to these kind of dark forces, which we still don't really understand. But eventually kind of get the idea has to do with this trinity of three mothers, one of whom is mother superior room who comes to play a big part in the end of the movie, and that, of course, there's also all kinds of Gento Easter eggs throughout this movie and the whole thing of the three mothers. I think is is one of those because our Gento had what he eventually called the mother trilogy which spirit was the first entry in. Although it took more than twenty years thirty years or something to complete this trilogy. The last movie, and it was made in the two thousand sometime, but I believe that he identified these three movies with you know, three different kind of mythical mothers. I mean are Gento himself is really into all this mythical union archetypal stuff. Right. So in a way, the his sensibility overlaps with what what an Yunos trying to do. Although I think what know also layering in more. Kind of political and social weight than than our Genta was in the original either either layer or just kind of pouring on top. I think depending on successfully thinking is Larry makes sound only. He's making a nice lasagna and kind of measuring it out. He's just more like throwing it all on there in a in a big old heap. Okay. So the other backstory, I think we need to get into. And I'm not quite sure where that comes in in our multiple chapters, but let's ember stores character. What does it Dr Yosef Klemperer also has a backstory that becomes a bigger and bigger part of the movie as it goes along. Yes. So we find out eventually, I think this is this is pretty late. But we started to find out that he has a wife who was taken away in in the holocaust, and he believes died, but is never has never been sure for thirty years, and one of the things that the movies dealing with is there's this contemporary, political unrest. But it is still Germany thirty two years after the end of World War Two. And there's a real sense of that underlying things that the building. Which the dance academy is located has sort of looks like an old Bank or something like an old just an old stone building and there's a logo atop at that says tons group a dance group, but you can see that those letters have been painted over something that was there before and either the letters were gonna pride off or painted over. And you can't read what it was before. But there is definitely a sense that this is just just an old European city with a lot of history running through it, and maybe ancient dark forces underneath it. But also this very dark more recent history as well that has been which is also signified by the wall. The right. The dance academy is right across from the Berlin Wall. Everybody is constantly walking past a graffiti covered Balint Berlin Wall in this movie. And there's whole dramas about going to the other side. Like when the when the professor at one point goes over to hear a talk and east Berlin they're supposed to be in west Berlin though for most of the time. Correct. The dance academy is not an east Berlin. Or am I wrong? I believe that's correct. Tempted to say don't quote me on it. But yes. No. Yeah. That's that's correct. And that's why you get all the sort of Meinhof stuff running through it as well. And the the Lufthansa hijacking which goes through all six chapters, and is a very very strange element. I don't quite know what to do with because the real that real event tr- place over five days in nineteen seventy seven which considering that it keep showing up mood seems to suggest that the entire action of the movie takes place over similar span of time, which is completely. Impossible with all the things that happen. So it's hard to know. What is the actual intent there? I mean is it just as the movie kind of fucking with their heads in that ways? It kind of trying to suggest that these things are taking place along an alternate timeline. Somehow. I've heard it suggested. Talk to. I don't think she's written about this yet. But Alison Willmore from BuzzFeed is kind of suggested that maybe that eventually suggests that the whole movie, especially given how it wind up is. Maybe this whole hallucination of let's ever stores just takes place over this period. And it's really about his own guilt about his wife being taken away and not having done enough to prevent that. It's. To certain extent. I feel that the more you try to know this stuff down probably the less. I would like the movie. So I'm inclined to just leave some of it where it is. But yeah, that's a very bizarre element of it that I do not know how to explain frankly. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. That nobody would've ever put together a dance performance so quickly if it really took place over a five day period. But so so so that the list of every store backstory, which grows and grows in importance has to do with his his as you say his wife left behind in the holocaust who it's implied. He could have gotten out that they were chances that they could have gotten out of Germany, and he could have saved her life if he'd acted more quickly. And so he's consumed by guilt about that. And that I believe becomes his driver. Right. That's his motivation for pursuing whatever happened to khloe grace Morad's, even though he doesn't believe in the supernatural and he's not buying the Kevin thing. And he thinks she's disturbed. He says to himself we'll make. But maybe there's something, you know, some some secular wrongdoing going on over there at the at the dance studio, and I should investigate it. That's when he befriends Sahra this character. We haven't talked about another of the young dancer is who's particularly close to Susie Dakota Johnsons character, and who is pretty innocent of everything that's going on at the Covent. She doesn't seem to be the target of any of the the witchcraft, and which we so when when Liz Eppendorf comes to her I keep calling him that it's this character named when Dr Yosef Klemperer comes to her and and tries to pry out secrets about the dance academy. She gets quite offended and storms out and says, it's just a normal dance academy. I don't know what's going on with you on that character SARS played by a mea Goth who has become kind of a standby in these really kind of over the top pretentious often sort of European art movies. She's in clear highlife, she's been may movies LARs von tree, or she was in a cure for wellness a couple years ago. I mean, she's not dare say sort of in a specially sort of you supple or like layered actress, but she's got a really interesting taste in. Yeah. She was in the second second of LARs untruths nymphomaniac. So whatever quality it is that makes directors kind of keep picking her up a minute has resulted in a very very strange and interesting so Maga free this far. I think she's great in this. I think she's one of the stronger things in it. And maybe it's just that her character her character is really narrative logically important. There has to be someone who doesn't know what's going on who's kind of bait almost to draw the restore of character deeper into the coven. Alley. Compels us to pack bags and go to a new place. Your order. In this series will ask three Americans to expel great and experience a new kind of travel one that pushes into embrace their adventure spirit. 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So this is an old piece of their reviving. Which is why Susie already knows it because she saw them do it. She even says that the Martha Graham center in New York's and then so this. Yeah, this is the last time ever doing it. She's going to dance the lead in Dr Klemperer decides that he's going to attend this. And while they are giving this performance Sarramea Goff decides that that's the time that she's going to sneak off into the secret passageways and find out what is really going on. So there's a lot of sort of tents know, kind of godfather style cross cutting. Between these two things and the dance keeps getting sort of, you know, more violent and weirder. And she is whining her way kind of deeper into these passageways dance academy and eventually fines chlorine, glacier, Marissa's character. Patricia who you've not seen since the beginning. And she has become the sort of I don't know modeled kind of desiccated like naked, but not dead costs who is just lying past. There is there is a kind of partially amputated figure that comes crawling at her out of the darkness. They're all these sort of young female bodies in various states of having the life sucked out of them hidden in the back. And I think what we're meant to we're giving the idea that that life forces is going to keep this this witch Helena Markos alive. So this whole Danta kademi is sort of a big kind of life sucking factory. Right, right. This is the idea is not to kill the girls. The idea is to keep them in this kind of undid state where? They somehow provide fuel for the unseen mother Marcos to keep on living now that we're talking about it, and it's really creepy. So yes, and then servicers making her way back the which is somehow kind of open up these black holes in the floor. She steps into one of them and falls forward and snaps her legs. So that the bone protrudes which is. Yeah. Compound fracture shot extra for me. That's not something choice seeing. And then after she has hobbled the witches, come and fix her leg. And she she goes into kind of a few state, and then comes and joins the Volk performance amend has had this sort of angry red welts on her calf. But it's still able to dance through it. And you get the sense that all sorts of bad things are being happened. This dance is kind of also a ritual that is going to culminate in something. But then it doesn't quite go off as as planned. And so everyone in the room does not die horrible deaths that your imagination they might. But. You know that there is still kind of ritual to be performed and that is where the movie heading. And so the dance I believe if I remember at the dance ends because Mia Goss's character, Sarah she of the compound fracture. Suddenly collapses, right, doesn't she suddenly either wound opens up or she just can't make it on in the middle of the dance. They stopped the music and she's carried out, and that's the moment that looks embers doors character gets up from his seat and starts making their way into the crowd to see what's going on with the dancers. And I can't quite remember. How does things devolve into the insane bloodbath that becomes the last scene or two of the movie or the after that is when we get is. Let's decides that he really needs to go and kind of investigate properly, so he kind of sneaks into the dance academy. But then sort of captured by the witches, but then also he is sort of hallucination sequence where his dead wife appears to him and tells him can avoid capture him. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about this. Because I actually think it's great. It's it's it had me tricked. Again, the same way that you know, lutes being tilted the whole time had matrix. So there's this moment when Jessica Harper right who played the the lead Suzy banyan, the dancer in the original spuria appears to let's at Bristow ORF and an appears to have survived the war, and she's been hiding away this whole time in a different country. And they have this beautiful reunion in walked together in the snow and kiss. And I I admit I I did not read that as a hallucination. I thought it was really happening. I should have been smarter because we know that the which which is can make people see things that aren't there. But so as they're walking along they find themselves right in front of the dance theater. Right. And and in a edit that's really nicely done. He looks up at the sign at the dance theater. Then turns back to her almost as if he's going to say, hey, I've been investigating this place. I think it might be opted, and and she's gone. And and I believe it's ingrained coven. Right. One of the the which is standing there waiting for him. And you realize that the whole thing was just a hallucination that was created in order to do. For him to the doors of the dance studio, right, and yes, and they come yelling at him. And they and they start their sort of come out arms outstretched, and the funniest moment for me, probably most like sort of strange political relevance as I say something like, you don't believe women. That the hashtag believe women moment in this movie was not one that I saw coming to be honest. I wonder if it's possible that that was kind of parachuted into the movie after the story started to break because this movie had to have been in production long before even the Weinstein story broke. Right. I mean, there were there was the room is that it was going to show at a Sundance this year. I mean, it's something that liquids apparently editing it for a very long time. But I know that he was in. He was at Sundance this year of not not with the film, but he was kind of going around and like showing people the opening credits on his phone and Suffolk. That's it was very much is in post production at that point. Yeah. So it took a while. Apparently. He just found was finding it impossible to get it under three hours at that point. It did not end up cutting all that much more. But yeah, it's about two and a half hours now. And I mean, I have to say I think it feels it. I mean, it is not a movie that that flies by even though. I would appreciate parts of it. As it went along. I was finding it more and more painful to sit through it. I I. Finally, find the ending extremely unconvincing an unscathed, but convince me otherwise, so we're gonna find ourselves back on this in the same room where the dance performance occurred. It's the main studio of the of the Marco's dance company and all the dancers are still there and their blood red costumes, and the coven is all there to all the old eccentric, ladies who run. The place have shown up, and it seems to be time to perform whatever ritual. It is that the the whole dance was really masking and was really about in the first place. Yes, we have lutes kind of stripped naked fake prosthetic. Penis gloriously on display kind of laid across these stone steps, and this is where they're going to perform this this ritual where Susie banyan kind of Johnston's go into kind of willingly sacrificed herself to other Marcos. We finally got our first glimpse of his apparently, this is not even in the credits. But apparently these secret third till the Swinton role in the movie, she she's kind of. Deteriorating sack of flesh that might once have been a woman, very hard to tell at this point. But you really cool prosthetics. Did you notice that one of her arms hasn't had an extra little baby arm growing out of it? It moves on its own. It was incredibly creepy. It was actually one of the best sort of body horror moments in the movie, and it was a complete throw away. There was no close up of it or anything. But yeah, she had a third baby arm. Yeah. She looks a little bit like kind of barren Hakkinen in the the Doon movie. Like or like Java the hut after really really bad couple nights on the town. Yeah. Just not as not a pretty sight at all. Apparently, a central part of the ritual is that the sacrificial young woman has to give herself willingly which Susan apparently been kind of brainwashed or mind fucked or whatever enough to do not in Blunck's tells us Whitten's character is kind of saying wait, I feel like something's not right here. The something's not quite going. Right. Why did she say that? That's that's what I mean. Obviously, it's a fucked up situation. But what does she feel? Is not going the way she wanted it to be going in that ritual. Yeah. I mean, you just get the sense that it's a feeling that point. And because and because you know, that she is opposed to Helena, Marco some in the u she might just be something that she's kind of she seems to be sincere. But I certainly her fellow coven members feel like it's something she kind of making up to stop this from happening. But does she realize the truth, which is that there's about to be essentially like a an occult mob hit on her and all of her supporters? I mean, it's essentially going to be the Marcos wing versus the Blunk wing. And she somehow senses that right before it's going to happen. Yeah. I mean, I think she senses that something something bad is about to happen. But unfortunately, it does not know what? So. Yes. So this is where you get the big twist in the movie and the the major departure from our Gento is original. I mean, the movie doesn't follow it very closely to begin with. But the basic outline of the plot are the same until we get to this point when it is revealed somehow that Susie. Nyan actually is mother superior Orem. This kind of ancient one of the three mothers that this coven has been worshiping and instead of giving her life force to Helena Markos. She kills her. And then we get finally the shots of all the witches who voted for Marcos in that earlier sheen when we didn't see them, we get all the individual shots of them saying modern homes, and then they all one by one kind of exploded into these big blasts of blood and flesh somehow somewhere in their mother Marco's musters enough power to give a kind of disembodied Perotti chop to the back of told us Swinton's neck, so Madam Blunk has her head not quite severed from her body, which then starch gushing, get even more blood. So as you know, the sort of young women that the coven has brutalized all this various ways, including Sarramea God's character booth. This point has had her. Belly slit open and her entrails kind of slid out onto the floor, and she's kind of grabbing them in her hands. But is not quite dead. All these bodies are being kind of exploded around them. Then eventually once she's gotten them with that mothers spirit Orum who is Suzy band incomes and asked each of the girls, those wounded girls what they want and they all choose death. I say that moment was kind of incredible. I mean, I was I found that that scene such an overload that I couldn't feel much during it scare otherwise. And I thought it was staged in such a way that it just it's sort of just seemed like pure spectacle. But that moment when to KOTA Johnson goes around and asks all three of those incredibly damaged girls, what do you want, and they all just basically whisper I want to die. I actually did get a shutter. That was really terrifying. It also brought kind of kindness into the last seen in a way that we'll see in a moment with the let's Evaristo of character to which is the last thing you expect at that moment, right? You would expect Dakota Johnsons character to be glorying in her beautiful new evil. But there's this. There's this idea. There's this very sinister kind of idea that she's going to be. Tender caring mother, even within her evil. You know, which is precisely of course, how mother Marcos until the Swinton before her extended their empire is by kind of pretending to be these Novell, even pretending, but also channeling this caretaking maternal spirit. So I mean that to me was was the area's moment near the end. Yeah. And there's all these sort of flashbacks within the movie too Suzy's relationship to her own mother and her sort of death agonies, which may she may be remembering or may actually be taking place during the period that the movie is taking place. It's not entirely clear. Right. But her mother has the Mennonite has come to regard Susie as this kind of abomination for some reason at one point. I think she refers to her as the shit I smeared on the world, right whichever daughter is turns out to be the threat of flesh vessel for this. Ancient evil witch fair enough mom may have a. There. But yeah. So there's all these kind of. Sort of semi digested like mother issues flowing through at that. Somehow come to a point here in a way that you know, I choose to sort of enjoy the spectacle. And I think those small moments you you point to her very effective. There's one amazing shot of Madame Blanc after she's had her head nearly severed where it cuts back to her. And she's just kind of standing there in this frozen posture, but she turned her head sideways and kind of blinks, right? She's also going to be one of those people in the dead state. And that's almost a comic moment. I mean, even though my my theater full of people was pretty freaked out at that point by all the violence and gore, they stopped to laugh when it turned out that till this wins semi severed head still had some life left in it. And I sort of wish that the movie had had a little bit more of that black humor from time to time because it was Laden down with a lot of heavy serious stuff and told us went and can do both, you know, she's somebody who can both legitimately terrify you and then get a laugh as well as he could have milked that a bit more. The I think she I mean, she is playing the movie on those various levels. I think some of the other actors than it are like I like to go to Johnston it, but I don't maybe she's not being asked you. But she is not she does not have that kind of sort of not Vaillant acting style where she playing more than one thing at once. Yeah. You know, this was at one point this property was attached to David Gordon. Green is a director who just of course, made the new Halloween remake with Natalie Portman in the main role who has had had enough dance experience. Now that she could maybe have carried off the dance stuff a little bit better. I wonder how the movie would have been different with that. Actress and director let me to meet Dakota Johnson seems as well as she was in the fifty shades of grey movies as just basically kind of pliable material for for the director to do what he wants with. I mean, I wouldn't say that I don't like her performance in this. But she's just a naive blank slate on which things can happen. You haven't given what happens to bodies in this movie? I mean, the idea of an actor being pliable materials actually, pretty pretty. Sinister. Yeah. That could have been exactly what he wanted. And he kind of got it from her. This episode of the plate. Spoiler special is brought to you by simple contacts. 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Essentially, the new order has been put into place, the new mothers spirit Orem at in charge of the dance academy, and the coven is going to be Cody Johnson's character. And you know, it's a whole fresh start. I don't know how she's going to re staff the eccentric old lady gang. But I guess she'll she'll reach from within the ranks and promote up. But the next time we see her. She is on her way to the house has been established as let's ever doors house where he lives with a housekeeper because he's quite old. And and she finds her way in and then they have this moment. And I'm not quite sure what we're supposed to make of this. Because again, it's this question of, you know, is there some kindness is there's some method within her madness where she's actually trying to relieve the suffering of some of the characters, and and so what she does is go into let's ever doors bedroom. And I can't remember what happens before this. They haven't exchange and at the end of the exchange, she essentially promise. Him that she will wipe his memory that she doesn't want him to have to live with his guilt and shame. She even says something like we feed off of guilt and shame, but not yours or something. And maybe you can explain what historically you think that's supposed to mean? But she then proceeds to essentially use the obliviate spell from Harry Potter on him. So he forgets everything that happened to the dance academy all the khloe, grace Moretti trauma and even his own wife. He forgets the trauma of losing her in the war. Yeah. I mean, it's a very weird moment because the idea of kind of magically erasing German work is kind of weird and troubling one. And I'm not quite sure, but it's doing in this movie, and one of the things that causes me to have some hesitations about this is that that kind of general subject can kind of let but up against slightly Christian pencils Phoenix, which is one of my favorite movies of the last several years, and his basically we'll be to spoil the ending to that for those who haven't seen it. But it basically kind of comes down on the side of the Germans knew even the Germans who chose acted like they sort of weren't participating in Nazism or the Third Reich. This sort of the the good Germans like they knew they always knew and when confronted with that there is no way to get around that and for this movie to come down on, you know, basically, this sort of evil character, but also within the Netherlands side decides to give this up. Elderly German, man, a kind of benediction, I guess in a way for the death of his wife is a very strange thing. I mean, the movie does not confirm or deny his idea that he could have that he could have saved her. She does kind of come and tell him the truth, which is that his wife actually did perish in one of the concentration camps gives him. I guess I guess closure would be the word. Now gives him a sort of detailed account of her final moments confirms that she was not alone that she was with people who although they had only known each other for, you know, days or weeks still manage to care for each other in some fashion and that her last thoughts were of him her last her husband, right? I mean, so it seems of course, this is all coming from person who's just established as the Queen of the coven and an evil witch. But nonetheless, I think that the movie wants us to feel some sense of clemency hin relief right on on behalf of the doctors character. I think that the movie does want us to feel glad that he was forgiven. An obliviated in the way that he was which I agree puts us in an uneasy relationship to whatever the movies trying to say about the Third Reich. I mean, granted, you know. He was we don't know if he's Jewish or not it seems more implied that maybe his wife was Jewish right? Because she was the one who needed to be gotten out. I think the idea is that she was Jewish and he isn't right. Yeah. And the very last shot of the movie is we've seen a couple of times this sort of, you know, scratched in heart with his wife and his initials on the the outside of his house. We have we've seen that earlier because of win the last shot closed in on it. I didn't remember having seen it before. Yeah. I mean, there's so much kind of getting thrown at you in in the movie that it's easy to to first-rate shot. Like that just kind of pass you by that. I think we've seen it at least once before. But yeah. So we get this the movie kind of cuts I think it's almost all shot on thirty five millimeter film, but it cuts to kind of glaringly digital. For the last shot of the movie, and it just zoom in on this by now, very kind of washed out corner of the wall. But you can still see where this heart was scratched in the idea. There is the kind of that symbol at least of their love endures. So if you have the idea that, you know, whatever sinister past the dance academy might have had a for the war might have been a building. This is not even implicitly suggested. But you could certainly kind of imagined that it might have been a building commandeered by the Third Reich at some point. And then had that logo painted over in a new one kind of put on top of it that also there the love of this this couple kind of indoors as well decades into the future after we have to assume let's his dead at that point because it takes place in the present day that last shot is a modern dress on the characters around. I think it's implied. I don't know about the dress. Because they're just kind of the first thing is shot of these kind of very modern looking power lines. And I think it's shot on digital no way that feels very different from the whole rest of the movie. So it's not sort of explicitly stated, but I think that's the idea, and there are people going in and out of the house that was his that are clearly not him. So it seems as if he's been a long since given up living there. So it's really what we end on is an image of the last remaining trace of the one pure relationship. In this movie. That's all about compromised relationships that turn out to be not for the good. Yes. So it's I mean it is. I mean, I don't know exactly what to make of the ending insofar as it kind of rephrase the whole movie as being about looks ever store, and his sort of psychology and guilt in a way that like I didn't think that was the movie I was watching for two hours in fifteen minutes until the movies kind of suddenly tells us that's what it's been. So that's frankly, I would sort of like to be able to have another chance to watch the film for a second time. And I want to kind of rewatch it without in mind. And see if it plays better that way that it is a kind of radical and jarring than men maybe unsuccessful attempt to kind of rephrase everything in the last epilogue. Yeah, I mean, and I can't say that it's all the epilogues fault. But I didn't walk out of this movie with that feeling of kind of cathartic satisfaction and a buckle having been closed. You know that you feel after a sort of proper horror movie. And maybe this movie doesn't want to be a proper horror movie, and it's happy with all of that sprawl. But to me, it struck me as an I very rarely use his word, but it was a little pretentious. I think in the in the division into chapters in the attempt to take on so many, huge ideas. I'm not completely sure in the end that it was that much more than just a very long standard cult horror movie with some some pretty good chilling sequences. But in other words, I'm not sure that the Matic overreach completely worked for me. Right. I mean, I sort of I think I enjoy this. The magic of a reach kind of almost as an end in itself minute is not a movie, I would sort of defend in like every particular and that every sort of everything is sort of solidly nailed down on every t is crossed. But I I like the kind of aesthetic and conceptual overload of it. It's just something that kind of blows out your circuits and washes over you, and I mean, I saw a number of people saying you sort of said this in your review that this is. This is kind of nakedly pretentious like over the top the horror movie. But there they're also things that I didn't like about it. So I think I would describe this movie in terms that I think a lot of the same terms that I think people who like it a lot less than I did would use on the sort of you say pretentious, like it's a bad thing or whatever. Generally, I'm with you. If a movie is called pretentious, I one hundred percent think I'm gonna love that movie. And I can't wait to see it. I think it was more the chapter division or something. So it was just there was something about that title six chapters in an epilogue, and then each chapter having these titles like superior Orem, and you know, palace of tears or whatever that it was a little bit. Like when your friend says, we you sit down, so I can read you, my epic poem. Then a huge scroll is brought out. You know, just the sense that like there's going to be a lot of exposition. And you know, whatever, you're there's a little kind of whiff of the senior project about it. I will I will up to that. Yeah. And maybe it's just that I went in with very high expectations because I mean Likud, Gordon, you know, is a great. Talent. This is a really interesting project for him to take on his first movie after call me by your name, which I think was it did leave you to me at least with that feeling of cathartic satisfaction. Like, the movie did exactly what it tried to do. And you know, put me through the ringer. And like, I'm good, you know, this movie on the other hand is great to talk about afterwards precisely because it leaves so many dangling threads and so many questions unanswered, right? I mean, I guess there's a similarity to call me by your name, which for me was a really sort of great movie into far as it was kind of a, you know, a sensual like sort of sexual awakening story. And then there was also this kind of threat in there about Jewish identity years something that kind of the movie felt like it should have. But didn't really know what to do with? And then kind of dropped at the end. And I think is very much like that. I mean, the the bits that are about kind of the body and dance and color and movement, and editing are great. I don't think the whatever attempts. It's making it a grand statement about you know, history or political turmoil land, I just sort of reserved the right not to care about that that much right? Well, it would be as if call me by your name has long scenes of LA when Oliver bonding over their stars of David and doing strange naked rituals around them. Right. I mean, if they were given this huge Colt, meaning that the threat at throughout the whole movie as opposed to just being the subject of conversation. A couple of a lot of people would like to see him follow through on the the ideas, you just mentioned, but maybe in the sequel. Yeah. Maybe some some fan service for call me by your name to. All right. Well, that is that took almost long as the movie itself, but it was to me more satisfying. So thanks for coming in to talk about Guadagno superior with me Sam, thank you for having me dinner. Let's spoil another one soon. Yes. Let's and thanks to all of you for listening. Please inscribe to the slate spoiler special podcast feed. And if you'd like our show, you can read it to review any apple podcasts store or wherever you get your podcast. Also, if you have suggestions for movies or TV shows you'd like us to spoil the future for any other feedback to share you can send it to spoilers at slate dot com. Producer is Danielle Hewitt. 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Suspiria

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Suspiria

"Hello and welcome to the molecule coaches show with me bounds. Last year. The phone director Luca Nino charmed audiences with the beautiful. I love romance cooing bio name this year. He gives us suspicious. It's a little different a super gory cold-blooded yet camp remake of Dario agendas. Nine hundred seventy seven horrid classic of the same name of lingering glances their view, you'll be peeping through your fingers warm summer nights. Well, we're in a wet and cold and divided Berlin blood curdling screams, though, take your pick. What has been trying to make su- spirit for over a decade? So has he done the original Justice? What sort of thing is it? And can we enjoy every night of cutting edge contemporary? Could we have join me in the studio today to discuss the film critics Cimarron hands and Jason solvent. So it's west Berlin in nineteen seventy seven ambitious young dancer from America payback coated Johnson turns up tradition for the God. Helena, Marcus don't school headed by the steer elegant Madame Blanc. That's Tilda Swinton people Patrizio has disappeared. But why what's going on in this dark costal of mirrors mobile and beautiful outfits at the same time. Dr Joseph Klemperer, an elderly psychiatrist grease his wife lost the concentration camps Third Reich. His story and the secrets of the dawn school become one sort of. Decide what is it you want to be for this company? There's more building what you can see. Dangerous people. Well, Jason welcome to the program. The sound of goal. How did spirit leave you feeling? Well, I haven't actually seen the original films. So I kind of debated and toyed with maybe watching it first. And then I thought maybe not maybe I'll just go in and see it for what it is. And I'm not particularly a sort of see fan of decay. Guadagnino? I really like biggest Blache I'm kind of my owed on Koby your name. I think am not as is. All right. So, you know, maybe a skeptic going in and actually I think they're of ways which does film doesn't quite what. But I was kind of into it Jason is quoting on you say that not even body of work look equality near who's done. I mean, even in in a good bye. We call the desire trilogy, which sort of a. Numeracy for us. Yeah. Which I think is very loose over there. I mean, I think he kind of said I've made to can I have some money for more trilogy. A trilogy off to the. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, I don't see that. I see spirit very much Paul desire trilogy. 'cause they there is a sort of absolute cupidite easy involved in in people wanting stuff all over the place, you know, coat to capitol once report of this call valley and Tilda Swinton wants to get her Mazda. Peace out there this Mazda work, Don. So she's got everybody. And so there's a lot of that going on. And I think it's a film of very much about desire, and it's an inner desire as well. To honor the the memory of our Gento almost to trash the memory of Argenta think isn't Omar's to it. But I think it's completely different movie. Every once in a way to remake of eight isn't a told it sort of based on a similar idea. It's very very different too. I think it's better I'm not horrifying. So I think this art house scary Keith bone cracking mirror of refracting arthouse, ballet dance. Brilliant out there as kind of like, I kind of I kind of loved it like a long Italian lunch, but full of too many rich flavors in different dishes and five courses, you know, in that well past love finished. They said, no you. This is like, yes, he's kind of never ending. But it Hel. Held me. It's had kind of quite mixed reviews and pay people saying there's a little dips in the kind of plot and things in the pacing. I of kinda stuck with similar to so one of the things about this is that it's in six parts, and then there's an epilogue as well. And the film is quite long. I think it's two and a half hours. Yes. I it's a lengthy film. And it's not a quick to half hours either you kind of have to stick it out. And I think that's one of my problems with the pace kind of dips and drags a little bit and places, but it's for me less about plot and pacing more about mood, and it creates this really charged erotic mood. There's not really any kind of like sex ROY mount Senate. It's just kind of like undeterred and the dance sequences. Also, very sexy. I think there's a lot of but through the medium of Hans which is safer sex and some kind of way, but I do think he's sexy movie. And as you say, I don't think he's about plot and pace it which is why it's a little bit long. If you haven't really got much to say past the hour, Mark they would have been better condensed. But then we'd have lost the kind of the gin, yo the colors. I really I'm not leaving this dinner. I'm staying right to the end. It's a beautiful thing. I mean, it looked like a lot of Grenier works a lot for fashion. Houses shoots mazes of pigment short films, and does a little work set design and all the rest of it. And you could see that there are some wonderful Tilda Swinton. In fact, lot of the actresses in our great cricket actions vigor clothes horses as well. Right. And there's a lot of this great beautiful shots in it that look like they could been ripped from the advert page from vogue. They like that y'all commercials. Something. Wearing red. I mean. For American charge. Exactly. Waiting in the wind and the interiors is over there's an absence Stein. There's a little big there's a little big high, doors and windows opened up and all the rest of age in burgundy Brown and a friend of mine. She kind of sore the reference I have to credit her in steal it for myself. But she's the references Prada's autumn twenty fourteen collection the trench coats and the kind of yet Bauge long skirts. It's worth worth giving Google, right? He's basing actually on that runway. I'm I don't know if it's like a direct reference point. But I think there's a there's a sort of product palette goats. I don't say this. I am love which was shot in Milan. And in that house industrial husband the best cutlery ever. I mean, he's very waited two buildings. So even the villa in biggest bash the Palazzo in coined by name these buildings have a character. This this building is essential Carragee kind of moves and shakes informs. What's going on psychologically in the character? So I think he's very kind of architectural in that interior that the how they work on our interior them. I think this film throbs with history said some sort of saying was rather VS. It's about fascism in the kind of, you know, the the Nazism, but seventies Berlin, you can't get away from that legacy. This this is the place where it happened the goes to live in the streets, not very front and center the way the old film. It was sort of in the it was sort of understood that that would be in the periphery because it was a film made in nine hundred seventy seven this film said in ninety seventy seven so of that bottom line half that Red Army Faction and the second World War and all the rest of it. And especially Klemperer carry. Actor drowsy right back. All that stuff. It said he doesn't dance the dance is about last stuff. Yeah. Interpreting history don't vote very troublesome entitled troublesome paces powerful the peanut Bausch. And even what he does now. So I think those rather beautifully done it easy to do. And I should us wins having a bowl in the middle of that people. It's a hot thing we do. She's elliott. I think she improvised that line. She must have put in. It's just sounds like tool to Swinton it reeks Tilda Swinton. But I think she is. I think she's magnificent in imperious. And that's how you want you to Winston to be. I wouldn't miss. Yeah. No, she's she's very attractive character. Terrifying. This. Oh, great sina facing fried chicken with Dakota Johnson, which is all I've ever wanted to see on film to be on. This. It has gone fried chicken team in as well as important. It's always important to prop of our day. But other than say about to out to say, oh, not the most Carter's she doesn't play just Madame blown nothing. We think because I think that that is being a kind of palm positive part of the mystery is she also where you can tell us. Yes. Because when I was watching I was thinking bloat looks bit weird that Mr. camera, and then there was some it's very funny history of it because Dakota Jones was asked in an interview before the film festivals venison than Toronto. As she went. Who knows lovely Mr. Kemp? Ruse great great actors actress pay by Elsa behalf. Really great, really good. Then what an east deny in? And then eventually told us witness admitted it was me in the now it's out there. It was her. But she it's not her. It's her she's playing an actress who plays this guy. So she's she's invented a character for herself to play this guy. Extra. There is another actress that she is playing that has had the prestige. Exactly. So it isn't till the technically her apparently. And then Luca Toby at a lot of festival that I'm going to say again because she's pay the third character somewhere in the movie as well. And I have so I've read I can spot that. Do you want me to spoil it? Maybe we used to. So I went into the film, not realizing that she had played multiple roles and read about them off towards and when you think about it in hindsight, it's actually quite obvious. And I think the perspective makeup is quite terrible. Understand what the point is what I was gonna ask this is because there are moments quite a lot of the emotional punch. The film is delivered through the character Klemperer, actually, and it's a strange you can't act so well with pussies and it's face work. Right. This is close up face work. So it's a little a little bit of a funny one you kind of want you to main protagonists to be to be giving doing that. I don't really understand that characterize don't understand his function other than maybe as a way into the school or that. We do have to coach Johnson Ceesay for that. And I think the interesting thing about Klemperer is that he is the only male character in the whole film, everybody else's a woman, and it's very kind of Montreal. Yes of women heavy coven. And so it's interesting there is just this one mayo character, and he has a really sort of align really annoyed me when some character. I can't remember exactly who is tells him off. And she says to him, you know, you don't listen to women they tell you the truth. And you Dante when women tell you the truth, you don't pity them. You tell them that they have delusions, and I just felt like that was on the news. You know, I get that. This film is being made in of feminist moment and eight wants to tattoo graph it. So if women front politics. But I just love those two up this do that because people in Venezuela. Very women. Will critics women film jenness, they were sort of upset by this this absorbed. God doesn't have to be every time. Women get together. It's a common lucrative sort of being attacked for. What was was not very sensitive portrayal of where we are now. And where the feminist movement is and then he upset because he was like, well, I'm the lost moved. I'm italian. Well, really doesn't really give you call blown show ever is in Italian because those original GR jolly original Tien horror films of that era of you know, the the the seventeen we're very sexploitation. This is kind of I think the hope maybe if there was any there's any positive doing maybe to turn on his head. Slowly, I kind of got the feeling I mean, I kind of saw as as trying to imagine itself as a feminist tax go all these women that power is being suppressed or is being hidden. It's a macho cool kind of lineage it's all about what women's bodies. Can do and this power of the female body. And of course, there which is in hiding, I think it's interesting read in that way. And I like it's doing that. I just felt like some of the dialogue was a little bit positional. There is a bit of that. I wanted to ask you whether I said this in the introduction something can both be cold blooded down camp. There's they'll start to the character of till Swinton. But then at the same time, it is such a ludicrous. And there was one scene we won't spoil where it will kind of really goes bananas. It gets. It gets. Wow away goes been. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is a big one. Can we be is it both cold-blooded and camp is is that so fair enough. It's definitely funny camp, which I think we've we think jell O's. Although I think in the seventies. We if we like with lurid, and they're kind of bright. But I don't know if they can't do me suggest there's some knowing Iranian. And I don't think there is. I think can be very serious about his work his things in about his cutlery design in the biggest Mashal probably the one that had the most irony in it direct to refine. So this one doesn't really have any moment of humor in it has over the top nurse and kind of growing in yoga camp. Yes, it is camp. But not in not as we know it. I think maybe I wouldn't use the word camp. I think maybe what is loaded. But what do you think this film? It's goofy. It's really goofy. Like, I think the press Vicks the dynamic between Toda's Winton and the student. It's the weird sexual tension between Tilda Swinton and coach Johnson. I think the mad that piece at the end, which I think doesn't quite work for me. That's when the films of lost may and it coat vacated this of slow simmering bit league of gentlemen. Exactly, exactly. But I do think it's kind of gay fee in a way that interested me that this percentage on they reminded me of the percentage of the end of the Ruger everything another country where where they play the spies, and they kind of go forward to off to the after the Cold War narrow in in Russia may repair every napperstat it make maybe it was to him. Maybe he lasted for that bit in love should be in this. Yeah. He would have been to what about the goal because the Gore's is gory is kind of classic seventies Italian horror movie, but it sitting in the context of very lush beautiful as we said something not Gucci Prada fashion advertising. Lots of ways and great beauty. How does the goal sit with you? Because there's one very gory scene. This big set piece near the end about and there are some dream sequences that turns out Tilda Swinton enforces onto coach Johnson's character. She's having who trained and they're quite they're very spooky and strain. Then we'll go comes in one sort of in one place. Yeah. I know what Horo yours would say about the role of gore where when the sharks jump scares play that role because I think he's trying to frustrate days to do it all at once, man. I quite liked the Italians invented the Benetton advert which goal beauty in order to sell fashion. So I didn't sit all could be with me. I was waiting for. And I found that. The bone cracking scenes when when the Dodds becomes. Those kind of amazing absolutely amazing. I was I was hoped from there because I Don the power of the female bodies says the power of the ghosts that were kind of operating here that was coming up through this building say that that hooked me and had me sort of glued to my seat. Like, I was in that building myself. I couldn't escape history and the power of these images in front of me that was sort of most ingenious see that's one that sticks in my memory that one. I mean, I find that scene quite gory. And she very graphic. If anyone hasn't seen the foam, you shouldn't be listening to this. There's a scene where Dakota Johnson is doing a daunt sequence in one room. And then in another room, the cameras cutting between these two sequences and every movement that she does articulates the body of another dancer, but in quite horrible ways, very unnatural, and sort of make her bones snaps like an accidental once I dance the other side. It's fights. Yeah. Exactly. But with an invisible assailant, and it's it's really horrifying and kind of visceral sickening. Dole works. Osteopaths that your life and the noises as well this so kind of oh, actually quite. So I think he's got this sinus. Nick, Luca for design, and it all comes together. And I think he's kind of off the hook ins is very with it. There's a spirit does does mean a size this speedier in Latin and Italian too. So there was a point where this film just sort of becomes long song. Excellent comes in I suppose, that's by is in some ways. Well, you read all the way through the move. So it's it's a fascinating film. I under- and fifty minutes is indulgent too much. But sometimes when you go to new if he conned into old who in this in this business cannon, those talk a little bit of then because Simone prefaced her comments by giving a little bit of rundown of what she told about each one of his of his films. And I think it's a str-. I like it. I think the strength that you can make kind of very stylish, but schlocky go geology movie, you can make gay romance. Senator. I think that's a strength. I mean, I'm always intrigued to see what he's going to do next. What do we think? People think he should just forever to spot paintings. I don't know if I see this spirit as kind of July foam, I think there is violence, and there is good. But those are sort of small bursts that's happened throughout the firm. But actually in the context of the film is quite meted paps more say than his other films, which are you know, more emotional pops. But I think he's an interesting filmmaker I think he is very good at design and sort of set and architecture and making yet we said before making the settings the star of the foam, I think maybe a terrorist. Something about him that doesn't quite click with me. And I'm not sure what it is. Maybe is this indulgence. And and he he loves that doesn't he he's all about kind of indulging in these high fleet and emotions, and yeah, these very kind of like sweet relationships, maybe that's why. This is interesting to me more. So than some of the others. I think violence relationships. Sweet. But some of them are very finds until the Swinton's the rockstar. Rented her this guy. I am love this that the family are they kind of expel Tilda until way. They love is listen every rock, I am love is entirely. Baraga running around the rule the rooftops literally baroque set in Milan and super stylish Milanese rather than women. It's very kind of northern. Yeah. It's an interesting. It's a really interesting thing. And I think he has more of a Milanese it's ability than any kind of southern sensibility, even though, but it would depend on. It wasn't a she. He's not a southern neorealist filmmaker. He it's Bo host from Milan. Going on holiday is very much kind of visiting. I'm a patrician from the industrial with my style product comes into the he is I I don't know if he is. But that it's that sensibility rather than any Roman Fellini esque one or we get with Palestinian Tina very much more from the south. This is almost like a Neapolitan film like splashy sort of it could be a splashy trashy lurid thing made by Milanese sort of buttoned up. They feel. Yes. Okay. Well, this is desire extra reading section where we we ask you guys. What this kind of how what this reminded you of where took you Symon. You wanted to talk about the coach Johnson in the kind of notorious fifty shades movie. Yes, I do. Because when I watched this for my thought, oh my God. She's doing the same thing that she's doing in the first fifty shades of grey film. And you know, I I'm only really half the first one I've seen three the second. One is awful the third one is possibly worse. Fifty shades darker is the second one fifty shades freed is freed freed is third one, except I don't know if that's not your tighter seeing as the whole place that they get married. Oh god. But I think the first film is interesting and sort of sly, and it's the critique of capitalism. I don't think it really works as the erotic thriller. The people expected these movies to be based on the books, which of course, as we know we're not very rustic tool. But no, thankfully, I I've been sped. But I did read that they were sort of came out of San fiction about twilight. Apparently, so. Yeah, Aparna she she E L James had read. Stephanie Mayes toilet Vicks and tried to make sort of Bedia mtm version of them, which I think square's if you think about the plot of these. But anyway, I think the movie itself is sort of it's fine. But to coach Johnson is incredible. And she's inscrutable you can't read her. And I think she sort of uses that unreadable ity as a tool, and I think there's a difference between the Jamie Dornan character of Christian grey who sort of very flat very robotic be playing it straight, but just not playing well and. It's a very would in performance. And I think Dakota I think she's very deadpan think she if you watch it again, there's just something that she's doing what she's having a bit more fun with it. Even though she's got this blank Knesset, her face think she's sort of playing with it. And I think that's going on here. There's an innocence and playfulness that's going on into spirit where she sort of understands the material, and is is very playful with it. So she is just a normal 'cause she's in Omaha from she's from the country's religious upbringing. With the red tape thing that the dance have that there's a bit in the second fifty from place, but she doesn't she to get the she's the DIY store, and they use kind of bound able ties to of tight other up. That I remember the precise. Details of what was used to tie her up in those films. But yeah, I think you much. No, I'm not much of a DIY. Two ways. It went. We went to being kid. Okay. Yeah. I think she is really interesting performer, and I've been watching her for a while. I thought she was brilliant in sort of very small scene in the social network that was hassard of first thing that people saw her in and she has three minute scene with Justin Timberlake. But if you watch the film yet, and she's actually very witty in that very small role. She is pretty good in the romance comedy. How to be single which is kind of. Okay, actually, but she's sort of interesting in that film. And she's in a biggest blush as well. So she's worked with before. She looks quite different in that film. It seems like a while ago. She seems to have grown up a lot, and yeah, I've been watching her with interest. And yeah, I thought she was just fascinating to what she had a physicality in this that really was just so compelling, and I think the fifty shades of grey from people really criticize those for being sexless at having these explicit explicit scenes. Where there was really no Roddick charge and people may be wondered whether that was a problem to do coach Johnson or just how the films made. And clearly, it's not a problem. So. To be sexy on this very agree with you. It's all in the breathing. You know, she she just looked heavy breathing. There's a seven-under seen in. I think it's one of the sequences which on all fours, and she looks like she's an animal about to pounce on her. Pray very catlike in this. I love watching her physical. Very well. She trains for like a year and a half or something talking of which we can we can strengthen about peanut bounce which was the been vendors. His documentary reminds me that obviously German and and invalid Pete about did as well. And they made it he made a documentary about her Pena simply Pena, and it was the Spanish Pena, which would have been pineapple, but it isn't painter and little little accents can get your way. So the Pena vows was and it was a may it's one of the best three d films documentary. But it puts Pena about his company in the light and take them out and about in various German occasions to do that don't and peanut invented this. Very physical kind of hurt don's that you the people smashed against the floor used the body took valley in the new director. I mean, she's the kind of founding mother of of contemporary dance, selfish Shek throws a lot tune and all of those kind of other contemporary ones around now in the one that the moves that you see in a bother Meinhof connection here in Entebbe that recently Jose Padilla did that was adult sort of troop hit not kind of express in the action, and that was sort of that's sort of seventy set and tabby things. So this is all of the it reminded me of all of those. And I invented Venezia's documentaries is probably one of the best dance movies ever made. And it certainly one of the best three uses this Redick because you circle the dog. Actually, they come alive in the three day. I was thinking of that goes three days feel so. Passe? It was such a waste of time. Very rarely does in homes the movie did in Hans Vince documentary. Treasures is. It's a thing. That's in haunt documentaries. The Herzog on about the caves, yes, which was wonderful again that was much better in documentary than feature films and fiction. Yeah. Because its narrative the narrative so you've needed in fiction. It adds a layer reality documentaries, which or -ality documentaries adds to the fact that they're supposed to be pulled into reflect reality. But anyway, Pena bow. I really kind of didn't see him much this your big to dance fan. And that was seeing her legacy there. And it's definitely the fluence on on. This sorta dance in for sure. Yeah. For sure and that sort of the matriarch the kind of austere matriarch who is always the last walk into the room is the last major character to appear in this film, and all the rest of seems very peanut about as little bit from the kids from fame as his way you stop hangs sweat. Yes. Glory fame into we get through the whole thing without even thinking of a leg. Woma? It's not that kind of fill. Nick was because those bones. They. Really cool kids could Torna k for some of the blood. Very stylish. Well, I think got to go and see spirit. I certainly really enjoy this. I think it's a real big screen. Take old. Movie. But I think it's a real big screen to let you wanna hear it you want to dive into road it's gonna it's gonna dive into it. I think it kind of to you. It comes out you kind of lead. It does it brings us to the end of today's show suspicion is out in cinemas. Now. Thanks, my guest, Jason Solomons and Saran hands and my producer. Of course. Holly Fisher, join us again at the same time next week. We'll be discussing festive advertising, but until then for me bound, thanks shooting.

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32:08 min | 1 year ago

Guest Co-Host Ellen DeGeneres! Plus Jennifer Garner, Dakota Johnson, Britney Spears and Ryan Gosling

"Hi, it's Ellen Degeneres. Welcome to my podcast. We're gonna listen to some of the best moments from the show, and it's going to be hosted by four executive producers that I love happy listening on today's episode of Ellen on the go. We talk about Jennifer garner and all of her chickens. Dakota Johnson sets the record straight about her pregnancy rumors. The one and only Britney Spears makes a special announcement. Ryan Gosling is Ryan, Dustin and Ellen is here. Tastic welcome everybody. I'm Ed glavin I'm Mary Connolly. I'm Andy last year. Your host once again, an aunt drew again, the lies. When will the lie to stack is it looks like it's reviews. Oh, say reviews. Okay, that's just today. Absolutely loved this podcast. In fact, I will listen to the same ones over and over until the next one comes out dynamic between the executive producers is fantastic. Not to mention entertaining, love it. This is Laurie last ner. This is exactly right. Gory for that. Donald Trump has delivered to him every day. Good news gimme the positive reviews, Shawna, Berman. So thank you Sean Burke, you Sean Marietta. Stacey sealer feel about us. That was fantastic. My husband and I get through the whole thing. I really appreciate rather someone laugh and giggle. I mean, giggled to me is great. Give me a giggle once in a while, but I wanna laugh on l.. L.. You host a show and we host the. We start with a giggle and work our way to. All right. You know, people do ask me a lot of now that you're sitting here, people constantly go. Do you guys actually have fun all day? Do laugh all day or is it just and we genuinely do like we were really hard and we laugh a lot that's like working with Ellen is funny and fun as you would think it is six. You just say, thank you Andy for saying that. Yeah, that's we do and make I laugh every single day to. It's a very happy atmosphere. Monica strong says, Ellen podcast is amazing. I'm always missing her show. Why Monica can't you DVR it. Why I'm always missing her show in. This is a great way I can listen while working or doing whatever else I'm doing. Seems like Ellen should send Monica a DVR. Yeah, Monica strong. I'm gonna send you something so you can. All right, wonderful. These are a lot of good revere. These executive producers are hysterical, I'm telling you, I would never written a review on a podcast, but I have to say this is probably my favorite. I work all day and never get to see Ellen. What is wrong with people working in, not watching the show. Well, that's why we have this for them. So because we run all the clips from your show and people get to, yeah, you know, and then they can go. And we also tell them to go to Ellen tube where they can watch it. Ellen recommend a podcast that you love. Well, I just finished Dr. Death, Dr. Death is on one very, yeah, Dr death is is it was number one. I don't know where it is right now, but it's frightening is what it is. It's a neurosurgeon who should not have been operating on people ever and got away with it for years and years. And fortunately to other doctors got involved and chased him down and and but it's it's, it's frightening and on episode five, I have really bad. They made dirty John into a scripted television event. We probably Connie Britton coming up for it and we have the trailer trailer. It's going to be on Bravo, I think. And it's it's Connie Britton and Eric Bana. It looks unbelievable and Eric von, as we know the ending television. Meaning series. It's like a mini series. Titanic, and it looks so good. That what used to be? It wasn't a TV show on looks exactly like how I pictured the guy when I was listening to the podcast. If you haven't seen the podcast dirty if you haven't listened to the podcast thirty, John, please do so really. Really. Yeah. Can we talk for a minute about Jennifer garner? Yes. Sweetest sweetest girl in the world and funny and natural and named a chicken and she and she has chickens. L. Linda hetero named it. Talk about your chickens because I know you have chickens and I'm, I'm obsessed with the fact that, well, I wanna get chickens and some people say that attracts predators and rats and snakes and stuff like that. Have you found that your chickens have attracted things? I have not had that experience, but I also might chicken coop is like Fort Knox. There's wire under it. There's wire around the run. There's no, I would put wire around the chickens. I would completely. I would put them in one of those balls that they just kind of go in. No, I would have the wire under it on top. It. But every that doesn't attract rats, we have not. I have not had that experience. Okay, good. Okay. So I should get chickens. You should get chickens. They're still fun there. They're such nice pets. Yes, held. They get mad at each other. Why are they mad or are they fighting? Well, we had a flock of seven and then Regina George rest in peace. Just for random reads, which one is Regina George? Oh, well, she wasn't there. She was gone. She didn't make his Adly to her first birthday that was their day. So she had gone to this. You can see this guy. All right, so so anyway, with six chickens, we got seven new ones. Babies babies, yeah. The day after they hatch, they come in the mail. You go to the post office and the you say, I'm here to pick up chicks and you here in the back. They come in the mail? Yes. Wow there. Yes. Then ten of her. They make it through the mail. They make it through the mail. Their happiest can be. Oh, yes, sure. They're, they're thrilled. All right, so, and so what they're their stamped and just tossed in with the, you know, with like the express mail their hand, carefully everyone's excited when their baby chicks. Okay. Yeah. So I feel like it's pretty good. Okay. Good. So wait. So the big chickens are attacking the little chicks. Unfortunately, yes, Martha Stewart told me just namedrop Martha Stewart. But she did. She told me herself to keep them separated for as long as possible. So I did. And then the new chicks were really ready to be. I mean, I think they're thinking about laying eggs, and I don't want them to be like oracle in worse where the nests, you know, you don't know. So we, we decided to introduce them and our captain hook, one of our older chickens with not nice, and she started trying to attack and kill the new chicken specifically Hannover. And so we got a small coup to protect the new one. Yes. And I finally said to captain hook, look here girl. You have got to shape up. Earth's going to be solitary isolation. Right? And they're all going to be having the run of the coupe and watching you in here, right? Yeah. Yeah. And did she shape up? No, not yet. Okay. Are you glad you? I am. I am too more chicken names coming up. I, it's going to be Oprah Frey and Ellen behaviorists. Oh, that's good from the baby checks. Good. All right. That's a door will take care of them, of course. Okay. I don't want anything to happen to know. Captain hook will not get a hold the island. All right, good. You can get more of Ellen on the Ellen Degeneres show weekdays. Yeah, and I learned that I don't want chickens after she told me how often she has to clean that that cage because they, they tend to have droppings and I don't want to have to clean more than I clean litter all the time. I mean, cat litter is enough. I don't need to chicken cleaning cat litter. I'm cleaning cat litter. Like when I'm home like three times a day because I don't like it to be. I have two boxes because we have three cats, so I don't want them to have to because that's. Oh, yeah, no more chickens. Hi, I'm Mary Conley. Executive producer of the Ellen Degeneres show. It's important. You know this to support artists in developing countries, right? Do good globally by shopping globe in its virtual international marketplace of handmade pieces, including blankets, jewelry, baskets, and pottery send a single gift or a subscription artisan box, thoughtfully curated and filled with themed items made by artisans in remote areas. I know so many people who would love these. You can learn about the artists and see the difference. Your purchase makes prices are gonna vary, but this sounds like an amazing, amazing thing. So globe in is the only fair trade certified subscription box company that empowers artisans around the world through job creation and fair wages. That's incredible. Our best selling artisan boxes are filled with curated selections of handmade and ethically produced homegoods, beauty fines. 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Yes, that's worship as our lead was the highest rated show that year of all shows including Halloween show. Well, yeah, and she doesn't enjoy doing talk shows even with me night. She doesn't like she's married to. Doesn't like doing. Talk shows no Shans yet those a lovely talk show is, is a terrific talk. Yes, she's gotten better because shouldn't have anything to promote anymore. Like when she was an actress, she just hated it because she thought she had to have funny stories. I hope our listeners know about general public because Porsche Dorsey has started an unbelievable company where they take real artists and reproduce their paintings exactly with a technology that I don't understand. It's on canvas. You can feel the paint and I have six pieces in my house at this amazing. It's it's an absolutely amazing idea. And it came from her brain. She takes its doing ration- hardware at all. Our h, yes, restoration hardware, all's all stores and online. They just got another order for five hundred pieces. I mean, they're, they're just selling out like crazy. But what she did is like a rich housewife soon I not going to need us. She did was she just decided because we love our. It and we collect art, and there's so many good artists out there and it's such a racket because you know, unless you represented by a gallery, it's kind of the same thing as as being an actor and not having the right agent like it's really hard to get your workout there. If you don't have a gallery representing you. So she just started this company called general public where artists will submit their pieces and instead of they're having one piece of art sold for whatever it is two thousand dollars or whatever they would sell it for she scans it, she buys it, she sends it back to them and then they can sell that one. And then they get royalties for each one that she sells at restaurant hardware. So they get mailbox says scans that we're talking about like twenty twenty four th century technology the future, can you touch that and you touch the, you can't tell the difference because of the texture. But I want to say that all women artists, especially women are as that don't get represented by galleries. So there's a lot of amazing people from all over the world that that she's representing that. That get work now and money, and these are, you know, incredible artists, and they just don't have another venue and they're selling out like crazy. So anyway, not bragging piece hanging in my home. Yeah. How many have now. I just bought two more on Friday and they got delivered on Friday. That's amazing. I love him. Credible. Yeah. No, I bought him a lorry was in a hurry. So we went right to portion Porsche, took him off the wall, general public and then had him brought to my house. So. Cool. You're having a party? Yes. Well, yes, lorries were hosting a bunch of school. Parents don't tell me how I. What's I know? It's open house parents for the parents at the school. Was there. So the coda Johnson was here, you know, or from the fifty shades of grey and has a new film has a new film where she what about before. The different. Okay. What about instantly calling out for being pregnant? Well, here's the morning. The morning of her appearance is broken on the news that perhaps she and Chris Martin are having a baby, and perhaps it's a boy. And so Dakota made her entrance onto the show in a beautiful white skirt, those kind of short and you know snug. And when she sat down, I believe what else said to her was that's mighty tight skirt for someone who is pregnant. And she says, she's not pregnant so fun. It wasn't a party. It was a birthday party that apparently I was not invited to. Because she was all over your party drinking, all your alcohol, eating, a lot of your food remembered going, oh, there's, there's Johnson began eating eating food. Then I said, there's no way she had a party and didn't invite Ellen. She comes on the show. We ask her guess what? She had a party and didn't invite well, and, but she also said that she hadn't been directly invited to Ellen's parts. She came with Chris Martin, I would have invited her had a now. I do have a number and she has my number. So she had no excuse. It's good to see you. Dakota. You look fantastic. Did you try that on before you of? Do you want a blanket or anything. Hey. Here. I just let's put that right there. I have. And I'm this crazy fake tattoo on my arm, and I didn't know that it was going to show in the outfit. It does. The least of your concern right now is that is that tattoo? Yeah, let's just put some more. Does that? I feel good. All right, good. That is a mighty tight outfit for someone who's pregnant. I mean, you. See the don't even know you. Well, well, well, this is Thursday, but Monday it came out that you were pregnant, and so I'm just saying, how's that going? Well. I'm the only thing I'm pregnant with his a lot of really good ideas. Yeah, you're pregnant with a lot of good ideas but not any babies. No. So what happened was, I guess someone saw a party. Yeah. Well, it was my birthday. Yeah. Have you balloons that happens to be pink and blue. And so then I was pregnant? Yeah. Because they assumed when the balloons were released that it was a reveal like a gender reveal. Yeah, but but the I, yeah, that's what happened. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I. I didn't know that the balloons were gonna be released. They were just in like an arch, but I guess that accidentally happened. One of the ends just got let go. Yeah, because I didn't think released balloons. I just don't think they're going to release blues, but and then the so that didn't believe that. But then they thought that it was a reveal. So yeah, but no, but a lot of people congratulated me. So now maybe you want to get pregnant because you get so much attention a lot of within. Yeah, that's really good. Just having it be my birthday. Yeah. So what was it just a party at the house because I couldn't make it. But what what happened? Other thing is that now I had to be like it was just my birthday and then all the people that I didn't invite to my. I mean, I invited you to mind and you came to mind. Yeah. Well, I think I kind of crashed your birthday party. I just came. I knew Andy, I knew you aren't Gandhi. I knew you'd be with him. I didn't have your number at the time which is why invited him, and I knew he'd bring you, but now I have your number and I'll call you directly. And now you have my number so you could have called invited. I didn't invite anybody. I didn't really on. Oh, it was a surprise. But it was no, it wasn't a surprise. Was not. Andy, if I wanted to get more than where would I, where would I get more Ellen. Good. Question Ed you can get more of l. in on the Ellen Degeneres, show weekdays, Mary Casio personal question. Absolutely. Are you looking for beautiful well-crafted furniture with the Scandinavian, simplicity? How did you know? I just can tell I've been to your house and I could tell that might be what you're looking for article is online because you can't be happy with what you have. No, I think it was. I think it was set your think it would fit in with your decor. And yes, static is very Scandinavian article is awesome. It's an online only furniture company that by eliminating the layers of traditional retail you normally have to go through. It's able to keep its prices insanely low and the quality very high. I'm literally looking at their website as we speak right now and near is a beautiful leather sofa. A price, like half of what I've been seeing out there. Well, here's what cool weather. Here's what they're able to do. There's no showrooms. Okay. No sales people so that what what does that translate into just savings? Fantastic. I mean, I'm looking at this Luna lounge chair, which I think is cool. They have these walnut dining chairs for under two hundred dollars. This is really a cool website article dot com. Yeah, and they're also I know like you're thinking who wants to buy furniture online because you've got to pay four thousand dollars for shipping. Exactly. They're serious about shipping no matter how many items every order ship a flat rate for nine bucks. So if you need some help, getting things set up article has options for in room delivery and for assembly assistance. I enjoy. I enjoy assembly assistant. And if they have the item in stock, you can get it in two weeks or less just fantastic. I hate when I order something I'm really excited about and then they say, great, we got your order. 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That's article dot com slash l. and to get fifty dollars off your first purchase of one hundred dollars or more and I'm telling you, I'm not just saying this. I've been scrolling on this website for most of this pod. I'm looking at six things in my car ready. I'm looking at this and Andy who rarely tells the truth is actually scrolling. I always tell the truth. I can't believe Eleanor left before we started talking about Britney Spears. So now that she has lived, I can be honest about how much I love how much love Ellen Ellen knows how much I love her by try to hide how much I love Britney. You try to hide how much you love because because we all know you love Britney. I think I'm like a crazy. So I think would I think what Ellen doesn't know is that Kevin seems to love Britney more than Ellen now be true. I don't think that I don't think that's true. So Kev darling, give us a little bit about your love for Britney Spears. Well, I've been to Vegas show several several times. You don't wear special shirts or anything. When you go there, you especial shirts every time we go to meet and greet with her one time, which were you nervous? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I love. I don't even like I hate talking to celebrities. Yeah, an ovoid so nervous. The only one more with Brittany spears. Jesse Ferguson was in line in front of us to meet her. Wait, hold on. So Jesse title Ferguson was in front of you in front of us in the meet and greet right. Talk to her about his bow ties, and she enjoyed that. And then we walk up and someone said, oh, it's Tim's birthday. Can you say happy birthday, Brittany? And she said, happy birthday, Tim, and that was my interaction with Brittany that's test and took a picture and we're on our way. Oh gosh, I love me. Yes, in the shows we, she's insane. Her dancing has gotten so good. She's like, she's fantastic. She made a surprise cameo on our show and she made a cameo now to announce where she, she shows me. She had an announcement to make? Yes. What are you kidding me? It's it's wonderful that you're here. But what are you doing here? I actually have a huge announcement to make new. Yes, I do. Oh, wow. I do. Normally we plan these things I had a time. I'm gonna make an exception. What is your announcement? My announcement is actually that I have an announcement. All right? Yes. Okay. So there's announcement to make an announcement, and what is the announcement of the announcement at? Can't announce the announcement until October eighteen. Oh, you're a bit early. It's weird to say that you're gonna nounce something on October eighteenth. You know what? I'll do. I have an announcement about your announcement. What I'll do is when you make your announcement on October eighteenth, I will let you do it on my YouTube channel. Oh, wow, thank you. Well, yeah, it would be good, right? Yes. I like. Right. It's that simple. It's settled. Britney. Spears will make a big announcement on my YouTube channel on October eighteenth, Brittany spears everybody. It's the first time we've ever done anything like this. We should in sixteen years. It's the first time we've ever had a star on to make an announcement to say that she has an announcement on the only way that it happened. This time is that we have a music producer named Johnny Norman who duped us girls, Johnny to be fair, had an appendicitis attack. And so we, you know, suddenly was like, she's here. She's going to make an announcement that she hasn't announcement. Yes. Now show of hands. Is anyone this room know what the announcement is going to be when she actually makes the announcement I do now, I know what the announcement is going to. I do not know. Wow. I, you know, I did some digging. Yeah. Am I going to say this the I think you're the announcement Mary you, you come in later in labor leader. That's because I get all my work done faster than you get your work done. I know a lot of say. A lot of say, well, what I can tell you when this announcement occurs, it will be a production. The announcement itself will be production on our YouTube channel, and it will be on our YouTube channel. And while I think that the announcement today may have felt like we under liver. The announcement itself is going to be worth the price of at least the audience got something today, right? She announced that there's going to be announcement then. Did she give the audience? I want the audience got to see Britney Spears live in person looking, absolutely beautiful. They were happy and healthy. They were thrilled they were. They were absolutely thrilled. You can get a lot more of that and a lot more of Ellen on Ellen genre show weekdays. We could give our podcast listeners something. Normally you see things on the show I and then like you hear them here I can give you saying I if you guys want Britney Spears at a bedtime story for us. Yes. And for our podcast, listeners will play it for you. Now, are you saying this is a podcast exclusive loose from? Did you just make that unilateral decision? What. Maybe if you could say we don't hear that part. No, that's great. That's don't feel like Elliott should get everything we were. We go into Ellen and brief Ellen right before the show just go over the last changes. Yeah, I go, where's calve? Because Kevin always comes into that briefing and everyone was like, no, no, no, no, no. Don't worry, Kevin is with Britney recording the bedtime story. And I was like, all right. Well, we leave Kevin where he needs to be nicer, Jason Europe, you're coming in. Yup. If Bruce Springsteen never ends up on our show, I'm going to need to help them out with the bedtime story. You got it. So. It's bedtime bitch. The end. With Brittany really familiar with the podcast that she talked to about it to ask me a lot of questions. Yeah, hot cast you hearing that a lot of celebrities are listening. All right. She wasn't the only Mickey Mouse club member we had to day. Why are we glossing over this lossing gloss. Yeah. How about that fact that the two of them are here on the same day lost the other one Ryan Gosling Ryan. Gosling. Was he Britney Spears two original members of the Mickey Mouse club on the Ellen show in the building at the same time? Yeah, pretty cool. Not original members of the Mickey Mouse club? The new Mickey Mouse. Okay. Still pretty the first one. Like a Netflix nutshell. Yeah. Okay. When you think different age group that that think about that class of the Mickey Mouse club, Justin, Timberlake Britney Spears Ryan Gosling JC says a other famous people who I don't really know Christina. No, no, but but like if you're the casting person at Disney who casted is in Timberlake, Ryan, Gosling Britney Spears jaycees show that that's I know that casting guy, Matt Casella is a friend of mine and he was the guy who cast that show. So he says, Kay, Sarah. What did you say? Okay. Do something with Sarah. Really. Well, how about. Wants to be on TV. Let's do with Katie, wants to be on little big shots and keeps asking me why? Why? How can she get on a little bit big talent, unclear, she just wants to be on it. All right. And I tell her to talk to Jamie Shapiro. I'll tell you what's on right, Christina. Aguilera on the Mickey Mouse club. Thank you very much gore. Mary Russell, Matt Cassara, older. Well, and also we had a special guest at our audience for the Ryan Gosling show. Oh, that would be the one and only Laurie last night Lori lasts ner. Andy's wife Lori brought some friends to see the Ryan Gosling show and he anything. He said she was just laughing. Her, and I'm just going to tell you she really loves to clearing you. I really love our last nerve Laurie last nurse hangs. Yeah, hangs the moon. Yeah, that's brace. Well, it's true. So halloween's coming up and I understand like you, this is a very, you love the holiday. I do like so much so that you leave, is this true? They said that you leave the decorations up year round. You don't take Halloween decorations down. What do you have out there right now? Well, you got your stones. You've got a lot of like sneaky skulls. You know what happens on your, which, which is just what's that? What? What about Christmas? I think they, they go well together. I don't think they're mutually exclusive stay. You add Christmas decorations during Christmas, and then you've taken Christmas Christmas, I like spooky things. Yes, but wait till you put them out there for Christmas, and then you take them out, but leave the Halloween. The people in the neighborhood must really be upset by that because it's one thing. There are people who leave Christmas decorations up year round to leave tombstones up year round, and which is in bats is different. The munsters on our blog. I bet you are. I bet you are. So let's talk about you learning how to fly. Did you get your license? Oh, no, no. How far did you get for at all? What did you like this? You know, Neil played Neil Armstrong in this film? I man and and flight was you know, he was Neal was flying before he could drive. So it felt like a something I should learn how to do. Right. And from honest, I thought you always hear about celebrities flying. So I thought, how hard could it be? Celebrities can do liberty. It's gotta be. It's very hard. Yeah. No, yeah. So you learned on like a small like a twin engine thing? Yeah, I'd like a Cessna and. It was the asked me to take it into a stall like a self-imposed stall, and I thought, you know what else is stalled? My interest in flying. So you were, is it your first flight? No, I had taken like says they don't do the stall, like right away. Yeah, they. 'cause they you give a little bit of experience before you tell someone to stall, so you go into a free dive? Yeah. One of my first few lessons we flew over my house and I waved to my kids and I thought I could get used to this. That's fun. Yeah. And then he said, let's put it into a stall and I thought, oh, let's let's land. Then my time learning other things, I'll wait to my kids from the car, Porsche, learn how to fly Porsche learned on a helicopter and he has, yeah, that's I don't even understand the paddles and all that stuff. But yes, she got her. I don't know if she got her license, but she has many, many hours on a helicopter. But yeah, I know very impressive. She's quite something that woman. One thing for listeners before we go, and he's one of those people who will never ask for help himself. He doesn't like the burden anybody. He talked me before the podcast, he'd love our listeners help. He has a sore on his Libya. That's real. Are we talking. Help. And if you have any says, is it something topical cream? I says, not what is looking for in their pockets. That's a stubborn. I mean, he's this is not what they're looking for from the sun or stress, probably fine. Probably subscribed today on apple podcasts or wherever you're listening to us right now and don't forget to watch Ellen weekdays for even more Ellen fund. That I could be button realize. James.

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E255: Does Helen Mirren Know Who Busy Philips Is? (ft. 'I Don't Know Her')

Who? Weekly

37:12 min | 1 year ago

E255: Does Helen Mirren Know Who Busy Philips Is? (ft. 'I Don't Know Her')

"Today's episode of who weekly is brought to you by the w watch all American Wednesdays at nine, eight central and charmed Sundays, nine, eight central or anytime on the free CW AP. Oh, welcome to the podcast where you'll learn everything you need to know about the celebrities you don't. I'm Lindsey, Weber. I'm Bobby finger and technically we're coming to you from the past because somebody as you may have heard needed to go on a very long vacation. Meted Mita. So right now as we speak, somebody is on a very nice vacation in somebody else's, probably just like in their apartment, you know, watching Grey's anatomy or something, just hanging out, whatever you're probably at Charlie, you went to. I didn't know you to Charlie last night. Yeah, but don't really went on on at a ripe one AM I wouldn't have done that. It was so funny because you could just see like the old people like old people on my gut. Anyone over the age of thirty just be like is she coming on. The best part was that you can. You know you're old when somebody throws glitter on you and you're like, oh, come on like this is never gonna. Come out of my hair. Charlie was good that she sent girls. No, she sang like four songs. Like with all her pals on stage basically angel know my favorite song. She was promoting. She's running nineteen ninety nine that song which I love because it features choice von who has four in one thousand nine hundred nine. Oh no, four years old four years old. He was four years old. Charlie was seven years old, which still doesn't really make sense in nineteen ninety nine personally I don't know how old you were. No, you were thirteen. I was thirteen and I was getting bought mitzvah in nineteen ninety nine. So if anyone is allowed to write a song about remembering nineteen ninety nine, it's me like I remember that bought mitzvah while that's a big year. One thousand nine hundred was a big year plea generally for culture, but even bigger for you because it was your mitzvah. Remember like when you were thirteen right? Imagine having to have a huge party for yourself at thirteen. So that is a terrible year to have university for yourself. You know, terrible. So yeah, nine hundred nine big year for. Culture big year for Lindsay. She was getting bought mitzvah and also apparently a big year for Charlie because she remembers, like, you know, JT in whatever cultural references are in that song, which is a pretty good song. Why are we still talking about this? I didn't get invited to. I met a friend I made in eighth grade. I didn't get invited to a spot mitzvah and I was like, bar upset about borrow sorry. I didn't get into his bar mitzvah and it was really sad about it. And then I didn't say anything, but in heated up being like I wanted to invite you. But like we already had a guest list and like I met you too late, and I thought that was very nice, Eddie. I don't know what he's he could've added UM what he made me feel better about it. I felt like I was left out because I didn't get to go to the bat mitzvah. Sorry, the bar mitzvah at the like it was at a Hilton. I mean, my mitzvah hotel at it was like a day party and then like a night party like two separate, you get mercury poisoning at your mitzvah. I got mercury poisoning at the like sell like a graduation party. Hey, too much sushi and that was because my two favorite foods were Tunis was like tuna spicy. Tuna sushi because I was basic. But also this really yummy tunafish salad. And I was like, mom, I need to have like baker's best tuna and bake and tuna sushi so she did it because like she's very nice. And then I like got really sick. I've ever had mercury poisoning. It's just like you get sick. It also might not have been mercury poisoning. It was just like, I got really sick from eating too much tuna. Can I tell really funny nineteen eighty nine story. Yeah, I didn't say up for the millennium because I didn't care. And my brother and sister were like giving me shit about like not staying up and like watching the ball drop and daisy Fuentes was hosting the ABC won that year like Sharon, daisy, Fuentes and someone else. And I remember my sister plowing into my bedroom at like twelve o one or like eleven fifty nine on New Year's Eve, two thousand Y2K and she started like shaking my bed just like to be an asshole. And she was like, Bobby wakeup. You're missing. Daisy, Fuentes you're missing. Daisy. And I was like, get outta here. I don't care. She was like, but daisy. Fuentes. Hi there. I'm daisy point, speech empty. I'm just hanging out here getting to know David Chevy a little bit better. You should wake up at this point David because we're on TV. Now my millennium New Year's was drinking peach or peppermint schnapps that we found in some cabinet, like in the basement as it turned peach knobs in a basement. That's terrible. The new film from Jona hill peach ups in a basement. If we sang the song nine thousand nine hundred, it'd be like, just want to go back to ninety nine in nine, eight too much. Tuna drink peach knobs in a basement and daisy Fuentes. I love. I love to open with just like some fun little non sequiturs about like our lives. You know, do you do people like this? I feel like I'm going to get calls or calls texts from like my friends from childhood being fact checking my bad like thirteen year. Old memory. Yeah. It was like Lindsey was actually peppermint schnapps and it was in the attic. Not the basement, you know is definitely a basement. I'll never forget. Okay. Was she wary? Where was she seeing she posted? Why? Onondaga Graham? She's the who clean. Don to. What's Rita ORA up to who is this woman? Where do we want to start did today? We're doing because as I said, wow, I start as I said six minutes ago now that we've lost time, we are doing this episode today because it's the future and Bob bobby's, not here, so, well, we're going to do something. We haven't done it in a while, and I feel like we always say we want to do with them. We don't, which is games. We never play games anymore. We used to love to play games. Okay, drew. So we're gonna play an iconic game that we haven't played in a while, and then we're going to be written games for each other two games. One one one for each of us, obviously, and we'll play those games too. So let's just start. I feel like we should start with the games we have for each other and end on the iconic game, which is obviously, if you've heard this podcast before, I don't know her. Do you want to start with the gave him how for me? Yes. Okay. So before we start before we play this game, let's discuss the history of this game in the history of this game is. We follow Kathy leeann code on Twitter and they're insane. So that's history of the game, not just Kathy Lee and Hoda separately. This is the this is different. Not only it's not hold. It's the joint Twitter for Kathy Lee and Hoda on today show. And the Twitter account is basically just link after link after link after link of stories on today dot com, which makes sense. It just links out to like today dot com. Content with a Kathy Lee and Hoda twist. Yes with their voice. So the thing about today show if you don't watch it or morning shows in general, is that it's like trying to be fun, but also occasionally has to be very serious and also has to do like human interest stories. So it's like stories about candy, like the trendiest candy for Halloween, but also like someone who died in a terrible accident or like someone who was horrendously disfigured in some sort of thing. But they're like, you know, they're wrote a book about it. They love promoting books anyway, you have this really wide range of content delivered in this very deranged tone. And so I created this game called, let me give it a name right now. Are you just thinking? Yep. Can you second. Hoda or not. Eleven seconds. Hold it or not. You'd better leave in the silence or not Hoda or not. So I'm gonna read. I'm gonna read Twitter copy, and let's he's going to have to say Hoda or not. One, Kristen bell, Kelly, Clarkson and more famous moms share how gross their kids are Hoda or not. Hoda Hoda. That's that's. That's true. Clinic. They also love doing birthdays and anniversaries. That's this one real. Happy anniversary at the Tim McGraw and the faith hill. That's how it a Ota. That's true. I know they wish them happy anniversary. That's like a photo of them to with like today, branding on it. They love doing today branding, but like a birthday adversity or birth, like a pregnant, kind of incredible kind of look around number three health line is the Mediterranean diet. All it's cracked up to be plus Ellie Goulding's wedding details Hoda or Notre Hoda. That's a Notre when it was it. It was inspired by it was inspired by this tweet medical minute. Should you reconsider southern food plus the latest on juuling. Okay. Okay. Here we go Hoda or note up. We'll Katy Perry ever move into that Los Angeles convent a look back at the most unbelievable real estate story of the decade. Noda it's a note of that's true. This wasn't actually inspired by up, but the one I had above it was a real tweet. The Hoda was what keeps Michelle Williams cool at the dinner table with Matilda. I didn't like her. I thought it was the, I thought it was the character to you. When you talk about thought it was like Mara Wilson. It was weird. That was a weird moment. For me. A Wilson here we go. Woman who's quote, I exploded when hit by a golf ball opens up about tragic injury, Hoda or another. That's gotta be a Hoda. That's ODA got I exploded as exploded in quotes. I think that was above a tweet about Reese Witherspoon also. Okay. Here we go. KFC churches or Popeye's the most beloved fried chicken in America might surprise you. No doubt. That's not. That's true. That's not of just wrote that. I just wrote that. Okay. What was the best fried chicken America. I don't know. It doesn't surprise no mom of the year. Why are Witherspoon were a pig costume to sun school Hoda or not? That's gotta be a Hoda. That's a Hoda I didn't click. I don't know why she what the picks cost him to school. Do you know here we go happy birthday at Toni Braxton hold it or not. That's gotta be a Hoda. That's a Notre was really annoyed birthday. You scroll to her birth. I scroll to her birthday. It wasn't there October. Seventh wasn't there, but here we go. Three. Cheers for almond milk Hoda or not. That's how it that's a note. Doesn't sound like them. Sounds like them. Okay. It's a link to almond milk me. Okay. Does sex get better after baby? Here's what moms say flight told us get better baby. Yeah, it's a Hoda surprise. It's thirty six surprising uses for shells hold or Notre Hoda. That's a note. I made that a family describes how mom's survived ahead on bus collision. Why is this always about mom's getting terrible accidents Ota. Mom's geez, we can't take our eyes off this puppy parade Hoda or Notre Noda. That's a Hoda. Oh, you didn't write that one. Oh, I didn't write that one. And then the last one moving on after someone dies, colon, seven tips for dating. Again. That's a Hoda that's a hold, but fun fact bonus question. Can you guess what photo, what celebrity photo they paired with this? Okay. So somebody who's spouse has died. Celebrity who spouses diagnose a celebrity, who spouses is the correct description of this? Who did they choose. Who who would be like most iconic celebrity who spouses died. I don't know. I can't even think of one. You can't give me one. Gus. I can only think of that terrible couple that we were talking about the who Rebecca Pearson, who's that ver- her dead husband, Jack, who is he? He died because of a crock pot fire, oh my God. From what they used a photo of Mandy Moore in Rebecca, Pearson drag from a TV show they did. I'm sorry that that is over. That's terrible. Arrest them. It's really good. I love that used a photo from this is us of a not. I was like, who is Rebecca Pearson? Why don't I know who that is these from? This is trying to say, like, here's how you recover from a dead person and it's like a real person Rendez. That's horrendous. That's horrendous. Are we done with this game? Yeah, but weekend is here because Batee w. Yeah, it's going to be nice doing. A lot of l. o. l. ING. All right. Just a nor you outrageously it does us. So here's the deal. People are speaking in those little acronyms. They are. That's how they're speaking of the way that you would type someone note LL, blah, blah, blah and LL. So weird one anyway because of love. Well, it meets laughing out loud and people aren't doing that. Now there's nothing happening. Oh, okay. So I have a game for you now because that a fun game, I think it was fun. It was fun for me to play. I don't know if it's fun for you to listen to. I don't know if you know this, but Bella Thorne turned twenty one this week I do yesterday or the day before she turned twenty one big age for our Bella Thorne. It feels like she's been twenty one for ages. Honestly, she just really just very, she's wise for age is what I could say. I guess. She celebrated at the the icon ick sugar factory naturally. Where else would you celebrate your birthday? That's in my quiz actually. So I can't confirm or deny. So in honor of Bella Thorne turning twenty one, I flicked we don't mention her enough because sometimes our story is dark and also sometimes it's like how many times can we just say like the same thing about Bella Thorne, right? I mean, we've set the same thing about her one billion times good for Bill or so. This quiz will help us catch up with her. It's a true or false Daily Mail, headlined quiz just like hold Onoda. I'm gonna call this one Bill, yes or bell. No, that's terrible. Although Lindsay, thorny good form or bad form. Perfect. Perfect. So if you think this is the correct headline, you say good for him from thinking, it's the if it's a made up headline or thing has been changed. You say bad for him, and this is this is all from the Daily Mail, just FYI. So this is this is from one location. Okay. Here we go. This is also twenty one to celebrate Belot orange. Ninety-one birthday. We have twenty one headlines. Okay, twenty one headlines. Oma gone. Okay. We know how to celebrate. Okay. Here we go. Here's the first one, Bella Thorne, flashes her legs as she celebrates her twenty first birthday at the sugar factory in Atlantic City. Good form. No, that is bad for him. It was. It was the sugar factory in Vegas uses. Okay. Bella Thorne throws on a red wig while flaunting are slender legs wearing sixties, inspired outfit in LA. Good form. That's true. Good fun. Lily Collins smiles as she leaves West Hollywood hotel with Bella Thorne's x. Greg sulk in lily Collins and Greg silken. I don't know if I believe I think it would be someone else other than lily Collins. I'm gonna say bad for him. Nope, that's good form. Good. Lily Collins is dating. Greg Salkin. We don't know what they were. Just spotted leaving somewhere don't go. Don't jump to conclusions like the Daily Mail. Okay. Bella Thorne bears at all in a bright pink bra alongside boyfriend mod sun at Halloween, horror nights in Los Angeles. That seems like the best of good, the good, the goodest of good form good forms. So it's actually bad for him because the bra was orange, not. I hate you. You know, the next one is Bella Thorne looks stylish in an all orange ensemble as she steps out in Los Angeles after dinner with Powell, is this that those little details change. I'm going to say good form. It's actually bad for him. The alpha was pink. Did you notice what I did? I swear to callers fucked up. Okay. She likes both orange and pink. So it stands to reason that she would be wearing both of those either. She wore orange to the Halloween night obviously, and she pink out with her friend. Obviously, Winnie just jumped onto the table and then purred into the mic. So I'm going to leave that in that. When he's starting to like, no, he's like, Hello, it's I know that that was an orange top that she wore to the sugar factory. Actually, Philip throwing enjoys highlight. She has KFC a blunt and our first legal drink while taking a private jet to Las Vegas for twenty first birthday. Is it something like Popeye's Anoc AFC I'm gonna say bad for him. No, that's good form. What I thought you want to change like the restaurant? No, some of them I'm just like KFC a blunt. And then what else? Her first legal drink, I legal drink. Okay. Let me ask you question Levin daily meals, like, oh, Bella Thorne I legal drank. Yeah, quick break from the game. Do you think that because she's legal that Scott's gonna try to get with her again? I know he's still dating so question. No, I don't think so. Because remember the whole thing was like the drinking thing. I think I think he's had his. I think he's had his share of Bella Thorne. I think she's had his sheriff in. Okay. Next week, Bella Thorne discusses depression after leaked risky. Photo, Twitter hack in parentheses. Although both posts promote her movies. It wasn't a pack. It was a promotion for the movies, God true or false good form. It's actually bad for him. It was Instagram, not Twitter. This is so unfair. Okay. Gonna thorn is left in tears after a ghost scares her in the shower during ice still see you teaser. Good for him. That's good job. Thank you that look thorn Bella Thorne chairs, steamy photo in red bikini, dot dot dot after her LA home is burglarized with one hundred fifty k. of stolen goods taken. Oh, just goods taken good for him. That's good for him. That happened. Yes. Bella Thorne receives a few roses from boyfriend mod sun. I'm gonna say bad form in that. It's a different flower. Actually, it was several roses, not a few. It was bad for him. Great, good. Bella Thorne is boycotting rigged teen choice awards, dot dot dot, but still in the running for three. Okay. I've seen that headline. That's good for him. That's good for him. Bella Thorne flaunts are enviable legs, entropy black under before performing risque rap song, bad form. It's true. It was her enviable abs- not her enviable legs. Bella Thorne asked fans to quote boycott SeaWorld in new pita. Add good for that's good for him. Bella Thorne poses topless for a very racy snap as she shows off. I love you. Not on our shoulder bad form. That's actually good for him. I thought it was somewhere else. I thought maybe it was on her back. I just kind of a repeat, but I swear it's a separate article, Bella Thorne falls nude. That's in all caps nude from the bath as a ghost frightens her in peak peak for is still see. S. coast frightens her. Good for. Yeah, that's good for him. It's also just the same. It's a different article, but the same, whatever. Bella Thorne exclusive star transforms into glittering, Lama goddess for her own music video glittering, Lama goddess bad form. You're right. It's a goat. It was a goat goat goddess. It was a goat Bella Thorne flashes her ABS and a hint of under boob while they caning in Hawaii. Good for him. That's a good form. Bella Thorne suffers bikini malfunction in the surf during Hawaiian getaway. Oh my God, bad form. No, that's good for him. She is. She's still there. Same thing happened ready for these last three, yes, places. Iconic Bella Thorne is shows off her leg hair as she rocks Ville at flares and turquoise tresses at I still see you screening in Los Angeles platform. You're right. It was armpit hair because she can't wear flare as an have like air showing. I just realized next one Bella Thorne shows off her unshaven armpits as she slips into a tiny red bikini and he'll. As for a racy photo, shoot, good form. That's good for form. And the last one final Bella Thorne proudly shows off cleavage and unshaven armpit hair while out about. I'm gonna say bad for him that it's LA. No, it's New York, and it's she did show it up. It's true. It's good form. So basically what both born is up to from these, like, what would you say after this quiz? What is Bella Thorne up? Two, nothing. No. Like what is she? I could garner some things from here, so she's, she's, she's filming up. She's released. She's making more music. She's in a movie. She's promoting a movie. She's a, that's kind of it. She's living south leading Halloween, but she's also celebrating. She's celebrating her birthday. She shave her armpits so she's not shaving her armpits as what she's up to? No, she will not. Yeah, I love it and she looks good in a bikini even if it happens to have him l. function amalfi functioning bikini. It doesn't matter if it's a functional or malfunctioning bikini. She looks good God. That's our girl. Glad she's doing well. She seems like she's doing well, honestly. Yeah. All right. Happy birthday. Bella Thorne. What is Bella Thorne up to. Oh, don't even get me started. What am I not up to my goodness. I'm not up to skating. Still haven't learned how to skate. I'm not up to driving yet. Oh, I'm not up to zucchini. 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I don't think she has an Instagram. I think I would kind of soon that she enjoys tabloids, but I bet she's very loyal to Niles does have an Instagram. She has five hundred ten thousand followers Helvin she post. She has two hundred twenty seven posts the most recently. There's one of her in a backpack and it says off to the market with my new favorite backpack my backpack by to me. Wow, that's a great backpack. She's right. I said an app. Nope, not an ad. Okay. When was that? That was September twenty second. I'm still gonna say no. I'm gonna say no, because I think that maybe she got it just knowing busy Phillips require. Wires being very active on Instagram being very active on social media. And then like watching a lot of like late night, you know. But I guess busy Phillips has been in the news a lot because of her new book, but I don't think that that would really give her an explanation of who sheet is they never been anything together cut. This is really tough. It's supposed, it's not supposed to be easy. I'm gonna stick with. No, and I think that she keeps up with stuff, but I have my my gut says that she mostly keeps up with British celebrities and not necessarily American ones, and I think that's going to be the the bulk of my argument. What do you think. I'm a little torn because our Instagram is kind of cool shame on really. She seems like one of those people who like really wants to be seen as up and had hip concurrent, but maybe actually doesn't really give a shit, but doesn't want to be seen as not giving a shit. Like I think she's much more condescending about the stuff than she may be. Let's on in an effort to keep myself a little cooler. There's some great Instagram's here one from a January twenty four th doesn't seventeen in which it's Helen Mirren a hat with an umbrella that says rain in New York. Whoever invented these see through umbrellas deserves a big award, just classic Helen, Mirren commentary. You know, I don't know. I guess, I guess I think she might know who busy Phillips says, if where we are. Helen Mirren seems like the kind of person from looking at this Instagram, like knowing her as like a kind of wanted to be cool. Wanna be cool, young ish person. I think that she's confident but still wants to keep up with the, you know. You know could actually, she actually get like she get into the weeds like the she gets. Plumbing, like e. news, like once a month, I could see her dabbling in tabloid reading, maybe maybe because you know she's not going to be in it. So it's kind of more fun that way, you know like she's not. She's not covered really by those. So I could see her kind of shamelessly reading it and busy Phillips is in those nonstop. I think that's where we differ. I'm not sure I can actually picture her reading them. I think maybe she wants to be perceived as someone who would, but I don't think she actually enjoys it. Okay. We can agree to disagree. I'm just gonna devil's advocate. So that's my decision is they don't? Hello? Mary does not know busy Phillips, you think Helen Mirren does? I think so. Here we go. Mine is this one might is very weird. Just Tom Brady, what come on? Nope. There's he's got connections, does Tom Brady know who Aquafina is. I feel like we've had Aquafina on. I don't know her before to, which is really funny. Have we maybe. Okay, Tom Brady football, man. Tom Brady, I don't think focuses on anything, but his family and football, I really don't. I really, really don't. I think he's like a robot. I think to be that good at sport, you have to be insane health robot, which he's he's proved himself to be. But then the question is, did the family wanna see crazy rotations. The family. I think that's where it's like, I feel safer. Your Tom Brady saw crazy rich agents. I don't even think he would know Aquafina is she's sort of like one of the breakouts of it. I don't think he would follow up on that information. Does that woman? No. One hundred percent note, Tom Brady has not worth life. I liked that to fit. I like how? How confident you know come on. Do you think it's up? It's on so late, but like I never stay up for it, but I watched the clips the next day. He doesn't watch clips. He's watching clips of like throws and stuff. People throw. He doesn't watch clips. He doesn't say up late and he didn't remember. He wasn't really paying attention if he saw crazy change unless like Patti Boone Chen's like being like Tom. So there's this woman name Aquafina. There's no way that he knows. Okay. I, I agree. Okay. My turn turn. Okay. Just Jennifer garner know who Jordan woods is. Oh my God. Jordan woods as an Kylie jenner's best friend? Yes, that's who that is. Why God, you know she is. Oh my God. He know why. No. And I'll tell you why. I think she is repulsed by the Kardashians I, I was gonna say, yeah, uh-huh. And I bet she goes out of her way to like not read about them, like in a dramatic sense where she's like, I can't look at this. No. And like if if someone seeing if the only like Jordan would says it get many headlines on her own, you know, and maybe even if she encountered her name somewhere the moment, she saw Kylie next to it like kylie's friend, Jordan woods does get mentioned without being called out as kylie's friend in the following sentence or the previous one, you know. Because of that. I bet she's very like, no, I just can't. I can't do it and I end and I can picture her like at dinner with friends and someone brings up the credentials and she sort of just like grins and bears it. I, I agree to you, do you do you not care? And she's like, you know, I just like I just, I don't care for them and I do my best to keep them out of my life. So you says she energy? She would know who Kylie wasn't, you know who all the crashes are because of her because of her kids. Her daughters are like, one of her daughter's is like thirteen now or something right. She knows who they are. How could you not know who they are, but I think she aggressively tries to avoid knowing more about them because I bet mix or really sad because it's one of the Kardashians or the version of a family like they're the, they're like the the worst case scenario for a famous family in her mind, I think, and. I think she goes out of her way to avoid it. And because of that, she doesn't know who Jordan woods says, okay, I'll buy that. I guess my devil, my only devil's advocate argument would be like for her like her children with no. But like her children could know Jordan Wednesdays and she doesn't have to know, looks like they're having these conversations we and we definitely done Jennifer Gardner because I remember thinking about how older kids were before. Maybe we've we're repeating ourselves. Well, here's one, we're not repeating. Sure. Connick them fake who here we go. K. does alley main? No. No, who don't a Johnson is this is not. I hate you and this is not are not real people. Either of them are real in the stars, born universe, Alec Baldwin play exists. Halsey exists all these celebrities exists. So my question is sort of like made us at it. Does fifty shades exists in the sorry, does to KOTA Johnson, even exist in the star is born universe based on what you know about the stars born universe, and if so, does Allie may know about her. If Jackson Maine is a big star in the star is born universe than Coldplay exists because we were in like more of a raucous te society. We are like there's more like rock and roll. I'd say that if if we're making these insane non arguments, let's be real. I let's say, sure, I'll give you that. Okay, so Coldplay does exist. Okay. Is Dakota Johnson dating, Chris? Sure. Because like if Cole play exists, then Gwyneth Paltrow exists to and they and that's a whole thing that can exist. Alley main. She is like an up and coming star. She definitely has played in like a festival, Coldplay because her and like Jackson leg, I hate this quarter round. Right? And so they definitely at some point, maybe played in some insane, like, you know, a Swedish festival, Coldplay, strawberry swing. Yeah, sure. Shirt. Alleyen Jackson did their classic shallow or whatever. They were doing. One of the four songs I've ever heard them do. Ad, so she knows who play as in. She probably does. Chris Martin is because probably met him backstage, right? And he was like, why you have a great voice nice to meet you and she was like, thank you. But does Dakota Johnson exists in the universe? That's the born portent question. So you you've Vince me that Ali may not only knows who Chris Martin is, but is maybe friends with him. I believe there I'm getting there. I'm getting there is the coda Johnson in this version of our reality. I would say yes because nothing about. Nothing about the movie changes, the normal sphere of celebrities. They just changed the, it just changes the. To the list, right? Like nothing about this movie changes the normal. What celebrities are like it? Just it just changes more music and the the world of music, right? But if but the thing is the, the real clincher of this argument is that if Halsey exists, it means that Dakota Johnson probably exists to quote a Johnson probably exists because if Halsey exists, it means that there is still like pop music in the way that we haven't now in different exists as we have it now bright. So there are who's because holidays there and Holly really wasn't any more or less famous than now. She didn't give any indication of being more or less famous because Halsey now would present a Grammy. So it's sort of like a source what is presenting culture in two thousand eighteen as it is. And what's interesting about this whole thing? Is that lady? I'm sorry, Allie won the Grammy, not Jackson so wall. Maybe the movie started in Iraq's and a raucous theme. We don't really know how far the timeline went, how. Long took her to get famous. So we don't know whether maybe it started in like two thousand fourteen or did it start earlier that year or did you don't even we don't. A lot of time could have passed, could have been like time just so maybe we were in a rockiest society back then. But now we're in two thousand eighteen were less into rock and roll right now. Halsey is presenting the Grammy award. An alley main is winning the alley. Watching the fifty shades trilogy is Allie watching a bigger splash as she excited for the speier remake. Do things exist in her world. I think that they have met. I think that I think that Dakota Johnson exists. So I think that they have met because at many music events, she would've known Coldplay already from her days on the road. I hate this and they would have met. I. Okay, I hate it too, but they know each other, I thought so too, after all that. Brown. This is the worst game alley knows to coda. Maybe they had maybe they had billboards back toback. One point, maybe fifty shades free was next to the alley, billboard, three alleys outside ebbing, Missouri. I can't even think about that sweep. That's my favorite new movie. Okay. Are we done? We've given you enjoy or if you listen to all the way up here, like, congrats. I know. I don't know. This was a real winner. So Bobby never on vacation again. I won't. I won't. I won't. All right. Thanks for sticking end. We will see you with an episode of who's there on Friday. We love you. We call us at six nine who them with questions and comments are like games. You want us to play games. We should never play again. Comments about this game episode on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and write reviews on apple podcasts. We will talk to you later alley knows Dakota. Bye. Bye. They wanted no. Bobby wakeup. 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Rachel Brosnahan, Ella Bleu Travolta & Christina Milian's Beignet Truck?

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Rachel Brosnahan, Ella Bleu Travolta & Christina Milian's Beignet Truck?

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She's a bit of a heckler also, you know, the tour is quote unquote, over, but will we may be doing New York shows in the fall 'cause we live here, technically not a tour. It's like holy so doing something in our backyard. It's just fine. It's on a tour except we would never do a show in bobby's backyard. It's too small. No. Also, you would get completely obliterated by mosquito gas. It would have to be a free show because you'd want your money back. Otherwise. Oh, what else is going on today? There's important breaking news to talk about, and that is that Rachel Brosnahan lakes. Every kind of water hold up every record scratch, every kind of water Rachel Brosnahan legs, it every cowboy likes it likes it still likes it airplane water likes it Vitas water. Some of those are seltzer is not waters. She just likes every kind of weather you're telling me if you send Rachel Brosnahan two places where water is not safe to drink out of the tap. She would be like, oh, I like every kind of water. Yeah, that's a bold claim that she goes to a hotel. And they're like, okay, so be sure to just drink the bottled water because the water out of the tap, like your body's probably not used to it. So just avoid, and she's like, no, I like every kind of water does that you're not. Bowl on, like a Taurus trip, 'cause she loved the HBO show. Turnover ball and they're like, Rachel do not drink the water here, and she's like, don't worry. I love every how to water if you put a guy kind of near the water, it will like go crazy. And she's like, no, I know. But I love that kind of why does Rachel Brosnahan like every kind of water because she's making money from subtle. Yeah, that's true. So this was the headline on the kite. They interviewed Rachel Brosnahan. And honestly, like every single publication that got this press release of upper racial Brosnahan doing spun, for set affil- posted it. I don't know what happened you guys. I mean something something happened where every single publication posted about this watershed, right? And so they were like, hey, Rachel Brosnahan is now. Combining with Richard rows ahead is now working with Seta fell like she's a new spokesperson for it. Would you want to do an interview with her and talk about her life, but also her her water and like hydration instead of Phil, and they were like sure the cut took the bait who else took the bait plenty of people took the bait people, a chance to talk original Roseanne about among other things water. I'm in women's wear. Daily took the bait. Everyone literally I could not find someone who had not written about Taylor's up on my God about Rachel Brosnahan, instead of fill, like this is the most Wild Thing that this was something because if you put any those separately, you're like, would you want to write about Rachel Brosnahan, no doing right about set of film? No together. Still, no, I love the, the try to work in the marvelous. Mrs may Zell thing into the Rachel Brosnahan loves water and set of fil angle. So you have when you try to do that you get sentences like this. So this is Rachel, Brosnahan, speaking in what is essentially gibberish when I was in high school. I was over treating little breakouts. And then I was really dry. My mom recommended the gentle skin cleanser at the time I felt like I had a medicine cabinet that looked like midges as in midge as L filled with products that we're all supposed to do something different simplifying that really changed my skin looks and behaves. You don't need to stretch this like metaphor like you don't need to start talking about your character. We don't care whereas Rachel bras and also revealed her must have be product. She take with her. If she had to travel back in time, quote, I would take the central gentle skin cleanser with me. Yeah. Well, you're you take the, you'd also take the ten million dollars at you're getting to do this ad ten million. I'm exaggerating. It's like I'd also take antibiotics. I take toothpaste like I would take any modern convenience makes like so funny. The first person to ever do of fill spawn. It's just so funny funny to me that they chose Rachel Brosnahan like it's the perfect pairing of like bland innocuous, like who doesn't not like Rachel Brosnahan? I guess, like perfect audience, you know, old jus just kidding. She's not do as just wild that she is not Jewish night wild besides like everyone else on that show who plays a member of her family, and like immediate front group, like actually Jewish. I mean it's not about who other people on that show, not being Jewish with be equally kind of weird, too, but it's just that the show itself is like, is it the show you ju- Jewish people love it, because they're like, wow, this is such like an accurate. People like Jewish families. Sure. Sure. But even non Jewish people like it, too, it's just more like it's this, like title character in this show. That's like mostly about, like old Jews and she's just not Jewish. But that's not the point of the set fill thing. You don't need to be Jewish to use said, affil- FYI in case you were misled the point of the of the Rachel Brosnahan said, of Phil thing is that yes, we said that every single publication of the internet took the bait. We weren't quite honest with you. Yes. Every publication to take the bait, but Daily Mail in taking the bait was like, look, we're not going to do what you want. We're going to take the bait but we're going to give it our own spin. And so, because it's the Daily Mail, you can't trust them. You can't trust them. They'll do whatever they want Rachel process. The hand sits pretty in floral frock, as she unveils partnership at a Phil dot dot dot after reflecting on aunt Kate spades death. One year on while incredibly rude. You know, like the editor at the Daily Mail was like, we can't just post about Rachel Brosnahan said, affil-, come on though, as if that's so far below their standards. That's true. Well, sure. But they got a spice it up. And honestly, I know it's a little bit of a problematic spicy, but it's spicy they could've they could've posted about Rachel Brosnahan teaming up with their set of fell if she hadn't worn like paisley very demure full-body dresses, and the, the photos, she's covering every inch of her skin, if she were wearing like if she were showing off her slim pans, if she were showing her ample cleavage and or assets, maybe they would have taken the bait. But now completely I had to go a different route also. Show is your face. You know, it's face watch, you've got a, you don't just show your skin. They're not showing her assets. They're not showing her slim pin, so they were like, well, we gotta talk about a death. Let's find a tragedy. All right. Her aunt, I was just thinking as I was looking at the word set a Phil, what a very like engineered name for something that is supposed to be like cleansing clean so that they're trying to spin it to be like cool and young. There's no you're gonna get a word said, affil- to be like cool for young people. You have to change the name and they're not changing the logo like you know, they're not trying to make it like pink and rainbow. Josie y lick it still looks like medicine local looks like medicine, right? It looks like something that's in your grandma's cabinet would fun. It is in your grandma's cabinet, and your grandma's, Rachel Brosnahan. But anyway, said, Avila's, not paying us to do this ad. So let's move onto the next topic. What's funny about this? We talked about this. Are we talked about this in our live show and it wasn't until you added the actual copy? And here that I knew at this was four. But there was this just Jared headline that I saw that said, Kristen bell index shepherd surprised expectant moms, while shopping that seems like a bad idea. Right. Like you don't really wanna be surprised the moms vulgar shopping name number the number one people, you don't want to surprise are pregnant people, I mean other surprise your water just broke surprise, surprise, surprise your labor. Can you imagine? You're like deck is that deck show. Is Dax Shepard of them now are, are them. Are they as a couple like them's? Honestly, I think they really they, they strong armed their way into them them. So it worked, I think, as a caller them's to be honest with you, even though he is still like confusing entity whose make them sometimes his podcast helps him. I think so they did they'd surprise this poor pregnant mom named Candice Baldwin at a WalMart in Arkansas. Oh my God. Aware the what the hell and because they have these products they have children's products called Hello, Bello. They're like two regular Jessica Alba's, which they sell at WalMart. They include diapers wipes baby wash diaper rash. God, that is setting yourself up for some kind of problematic issue. I it makes me something something is not good. There is an ingredient. There is an ingredient in one and or all of them. Oh my God. It is going to it is going to give a baby rash that it's going to put Christabel in the headlines once again, it's too, so they snuck up on this poor pregnant woman said some highs, and she immediately gave birth. And then the baby was named Kristen bell. All one word crystal. So that's not that's not as fun as it was at the show, because you really need the visual, but I don't recommend yooglie. It's terrifying. It's so scary. It looks like a horror movie poster. Speaking of scary, John Travolta's daughter is now an actress that we are supposed to be taking seriously. I mean, are we taking the bait where there's a lot about taking the bait? Are you taking eight right now? I'm taking the bake some talking about her. Right. I guess I'm I mean, I'm we always take the bait who am I kidding. But what what's so interesting about this is that, like, you know, these are kids, John Travolta's kids are never seen or heard from. They are very much kind of hidden behind civil, they're not any work. They're hidden by the Clearwater, Florida gates or whatever where they live. But because she wants to be an actress, or maybe he wants her to be an actress, or who even knows what's going on here we are getting this insane obvious rollout of this woman. She is. I think she's like sixteen how old is she she's nineteen? She's nineteen. Yes. She's, she's looks like her father. She's ready to act, and she's not only being put in this straight to VOD role. Her father is also starring in the movies to give it a little we'll give it a little boost. But the problem is that, like John Travolta, starring in a movie is not really like gonna give it the boost that, I draw anymore, this girl needs, even Morgan Freeman Senate and not helping you. And it's like a straight eight not very straight to video de knockoff of like midnight in the garden of good and evil or something it's just like a it's just like a basic Noir movie. It's dumb. It's like the south. He's a play the play the opening of the trailer because opening of the trailer has though some of the most like terrible Xposition I've ever heard my entire life Murray. Ms Carson Phillips. I'm hollywood. Electric drink smoke. So she joined Instagram. But the thing was all the press releases happened like all the people, everyone wrote about it, when she joined Instagram, which was even creepy, or because she joined Instagram just like a normal person would and she got all this press. And then the Scientology people were like, or the people who write about Scientology in like a critical way like she was just at this big party. She's definitely involved, and now they're trying to make her an actress and clearly like John Travolta's. Like paying for a lot of this or cashing, a lot of faith person's paying to Lindsey don't discount. Kelly, Preston's Bank account, followed by ready Meghan, Trainor, God, extra TV and Randall Emmett films, meaning those Vander pump Guy Fawkes. Why is he following her? I don't know. I have no. I'm not a fan of that. I love that this photo. Oh, I Gatti trolled was in Godley. Oh, she was. And she was also in Godley. She little role in it. She a little role in it. So this photo is really funny that you put in here. It's her selfie like in the mirror, and it says, and she has. Kind of a hair wrap on. And she says, channeling my inner Frenchie, hashtag, beauty school dropout, hashtag, Greece about two inches of Greece on this podcast in a month, what I find funny about this is that, like, do you really expect a lot of nineteen year olds to be really, really big fans of Greece, and, like mentioned it in their interim captions that, like I don't maybe do. But what, what you're getting at is like, is this the only movie that this Travolta daughter has ever seen? I would maybe agree with you. If you told me that if you got like. Like an interview with one of their housekeepers who knows all the facts, and like signed a million NDA's. He'd be like okay. Okay. Housekeeper tell me everything, you know about John Travolta's life like wink, wink, wink. Tell me everything, and he's like you know what I could go into that for days. But really the strangest thing about the family is that the daughter has only seen grace. It's the only movie I've ever seen. What that is not what the lead would the would be. Nobody's like you know what I've been watching John Travolta's, like you know, life for a long time. And the only thing that made my blood run cold was noticing that Ella has only seen grace, it would not surprise me if their culture is really, really small, like a really small amount of things, what are the res may labour been allowed to do? I mean, they definitely you know, have watched their mom in the she will be loved video. Maroon five video a million times, but aside from that. Did you guys know that? Did you remember that? I didn't I had to look it up. She she and she will be left, you know, what other movie that she would have had to have watched battlefield earth, because both of her parents were in, and it's about Scientology bright. Oh, god. That's so sad. So greece. And battlefield diet of only John Travolta movies, if you had to, I don't know. I feel like it's like Kito something happens to your brain ketosis. But, like when you've only consumed battle go into ketosis, but you could be like Michael is the best movie. My goal, but you have to you have to only watch them for like a couple of weeks. You know, for your by actually go into shock like go into ketosis Travolta's. And then once you're in Travolta's. Once you're in once you've reached Travolta's, you're like fully. You're onboard with all of his movies, like, oh, my God. Have you seen old dogs? I- conic. Well, because you don't have much to work with so old dogs is, like it's high on your list, only gonna love the movie. Michael, you're right. Michael, michael. I did like Michael, but that's fine. What is really is? Now they're doing press, but they're doing press together. Which I hate ridiculous. I'm behind the camera mouthing every word. She's doing her moves. My wife Kelly. She gets hysterical. Watching me watcher. Because I just wanted to go, great, the whole set vested and everything poor, Ella the she hadn't acted since. The film of the Robin, and they gave her the most complicated seeing four in the morning, Chet decry, hold a gun consider all sorts of things, and she nailed it. And the and the. Nobody's going to see this movie and yet John Travolta gets a lot of attention. So when he does press, he gets attention, but, like what he's promoting is not like equal to what he's doing. The press for DNA mean so he's on these big shows doing press with his daughter, and they're promoting this movie. That's like. You know. Right. I wanna I wanna read my favorite my favorite line from people story because people's, like happy to take the bait. They'll talk about for days. They don't care. But my favorite we all won't mention we all just like won't say that the reason why we still care about John Travolta's, because of Scientology do you know what I mean? We all won't say it. I mean, I'm saying you, you even put the screen shot in here on eligible, his Instagram. One of the top comments is Jenna elfin being like stunning. Of course, that's one of our top comments like, does she have any friends outside of her parents and Scientologists friends that bubble is so tiny I mean. No, they send out a newsletter to all the celebrities and Scientology, and they're like, hey, can you go like comment on L Travolta's, Instagram? I'm that's a joke. But the I could believe that to be real. Oh, absolutely. I mean, I believe everything. Yeah. This line from people I love to help prep for her dramatic role. As a young widow in the poison rose. Ella turn to Travolta for acting advice on the set what tell prep for dramatic roles young, willow widow L attorney to Travolta. I'm sorry, that is. More proof that she doesn't know what he wanted else. Her father knows he's, he's method just getting he's not method. Do not want to know if he could fly, I know he can't fly only little angels comply, because means who I just thought. Yes in her life. 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So if you want, another one, good away, travel dot com slash who weekly twenty and use promo code who weekly twenty during checkup angel. I want to talk about my favorite story of the week to it. Yes, I love the story because it has a beginning middle and an end once again, this bitch is in the news, and I don't mean Olivia Munn. It's a dog. The dog. It's always fun of us bitch. When you actually mean a female joke in the book, that's the book of jokes that I bought for this podcast. No joke is better so lithium on. Olivia Munn dispatch. Listen to this, like word this how he was. I this is how I was first revealed to the story this page. Six headline Olivia Munn dispatched by dog-walking app, wag after alleged dog mapping, so it's sort of, like I have so many questions one is like, what is wag Wiesel, IBM, uninvolved did Olivia mode, do the dog napping? Is it for dog that was saying, like grammar has never grammar is shook, you know, Olivia Munn dispatched by dog-walking apt, wag after alleged, Doug napping, New Yorker, copy editors just got like shivers down their spines hearing read that there are there, ten. Yeah. That might be overestimating. They have some so long story. Short wag is this app that Libya ion is sort of creatively involved in she is the quote creative strategist, which is sort of a vanity title. I think she was an investor too. So she has like stake in this apple wag wag does it? It's an apple in your phone for people who need dog walkers, and it comes with when. Never you sign up for it, you get this special lock box to put on your front door and only wag people wag dog. Walkers have access to this key. And so when you need a dog Walker. They just send someone someone who has wag accreditation and they show up to your house. They use the wag code, they pulled the key. They walk your dog. They put it back. So someone in battery park this neighborhood in New York used wag someone came to walk. They're cute little dog, and they ran off with it. They know this because there's, like only people have access to the lock box, also. They have security cameras in their building, and they sell the wag dog Walker grabbed the dog and run out the door. Okay. So when they were when they came home and realize that their dog was missing. Of course. They're distraught. They contact wag. And what does why do wag connects them to none? Other than creative strategist lithium on. And they were on the phone with her from four AM to six AM. Imagine that being on the phone to lithium from four AM to six AM talking about your loss to dog instead of what the police, it's just crazy to me that they just. Like connected her to Libya month, but actually, what I think I read a little bit deeper into this, and I think it's a little bit different than what we thought about what we thought at the show, I think the people wrote about it on Instagram and a lithium. Unlike founded do you know what I'm saying? Oh, so they complain. So basically what I think happened. Let me show you where I found this information. Oh here. So they say their investigation didn't kick into high gear in until they tagged Munn an investor with the company. So these smarties actually were like. Oh, our dog is lost Olivia Munn, like come like fucking, tell us what to do about this. You love wag, so they tagged her and Shuba called them. So she calls them and they're like, oh, I guess we got what we wanted. But like we didn't want this, like then they have to be on the home with a lithium on for hours, right hours, literally two hours. They said two hours four in the morning, then they finally call the cops and the cops get the footage and get the dog back. They don't you? There was footage. Virtually like this guy was who did, the, the robbing is an idiot, and he liked didn't realize that number one that was a camera in there. Number two, not many people have access to the swag lot box, and they have his fucking name because he wasn't wag Walker. Like it was the guy they suspected it being they went to his house. They got the dog back, reunited NYPD NYPD took a nice little photo of them reunited with the dog. But the next funniest thing about this is this commercial for wag that Olivia Munn was in a couple of years ago because she joined wag in what twenty fifteen she was like I'm investing, and wag creative immigration. I have a passion for like dogs and dog walking because we know that's a Libya's thing. It's like shelter dogs and dog walking she's pivoting tack is not a bad thing to invest in. But if I was like trying to not be the face of dogs getting murdered, then I wouldn't want to invest in something that could possibly. That's like being like I know Uber is a good idea. But everyone involved in it is miserable. And like, hey, you know what I mean that's I don't really want to be associated with something that seems like it's going to be like 'cause more ill. This is black advantage of people who use of the workers really have to be choosing your financial gain over, like what it might do to your reputation or emotional, sanity. Because you're basically responsible for this thing that, like, wag that has strangers going into other strange other people's houses. Yeah. I think that's a lot of that's a lot of the criticism. With wag the that we've that we've read a lot of friends who use it. And who a lot of people who walk who have? Walkers, like are like, why would I use wag I, I want the same person that I can trust lag. Which you would think like you have a dog work for their bag. You could say like can the same person just keep coming back like all still go through the app. You can't do it. So don't do it. You're it's going to be a good person that it's fine them on Instagram and hire them on the side. You know, though, I will say this isn't the worst possible news, because it shows that like these people got caught pretty soon, actually because sure sure, whatever share him. But it shows that their vetting process is unreliable. There's so as good just take the dog. Yeah. There's an ad for wag that. We're gonna play a little part of here. It's really hard to, to deal with unless you can see it. But basically, what's happening is a lithium on his in a house that she's, you know, making us assume as hers, but it's the most like basic normal looking house that elite him would never step foot in Lebanon live in. And she says goodbye to her golden, the pupil before going to excuse me. What is that by sweetie going to work? And then she cuts the dog. And then she goes out the door. Or the dog is like alone and sad. Yeah. The funniest thing that I can possibly imagine in the whole entire world is a golden retriever a loyal beautiful golden retriever looking up at Livia Mon and saying and saying. Have a good day at work Livio wild. This joke of yours how long how long? The dog getting Livia man's name wrong, just like the idea of her being late at work, alluvial wild K, like I'm going to work have a nice day and the dogs like what's your job like in it's brain? It's like you have a job like what's your to me near golden retrievers are probably like what's your job? But especially to Olympia Munn like what's your job? He got to work. I love you. A good day at work alluvial wild turns out, her job is like Dougie detective donkey detective, and it should be as we finish up posters that the show, but it would like Olivia Mondagi detective makes as much sense as most Hollywood. I mean most hallmark original mysteries. So they should just do it a live. Doug did she finds dogs? Great. And also promotes wack wack would pay for the movies. It'd be a great business idea. I mean, all this is actually good press for Lydia Mon who likened, wag is still recovering from the bad press. She just got, you know, I already sort of forgot about the bat called out, you know, the she called out the blog. She was like you need to calm down. What's next here? Oh, you love the store, and says, really fun. Does these glide? So here's the thing, Diddy, and Cassie, do you know who those people are, of course, guess Diddy? Cassie dating a longtime long long long long time. DVD's ex. Wife, Kim porter. I don't know if they actually were married had kids together. Kim Puerto recently died. It was really tragic. It was like Sutton, did he kind of probably went through it. His kids are definitely going through it, but he's been dating Cassie who's kind of this, like one hit wonder who in a very ten way. Everyone's like trying to root for to get a single kind of, but she also to be fair isn't trying like Tanaka to get she she'll clearly release stuff, but not. Really? But she's beautiful and her and did he had been together for a long time often on almost like they broke up. They got back together, what ever, but Diddy the thing about him. Is that if you like you don't even need to put your ear to the ground and gotta just like you can just put your ear like tilted towards the ground, you'll hear kind of that? Like he is not a very faithful person. He's got a lot going on as you can imagine with, like people on the side, bla-bla-bla. Like that's not that's allegedly. But like it's kind of out there. He had like a few. Different kind of side, chick characters floating around him for a while. Just check out, you know, the message boards at lipstick alley. If you need any more information, right? I mean, run, you know where to go right? But anyways recently, it just came out. So didn't Cassie broke up like. Four months ago. Like very recently few months ago, maybe they'd been going up longer. But like officially came up there, broken up. I was gonna like, oh, they might get back together because they're just the type that would just assume they would but literally a few days ago, it was announced that Cassie is not only dating someone else, but she's pregnant, so literally, she's pregnant by this new boyfriend, who turns out to be her personal assistant who Turner per oh, sorry. Turns out to be her personal trainer who turns out to have been hired by Diddy himself. So like a few months ago there were rumors. It was like did he believes that Cassie cheated on him with the personal trainer? The source explains. Why did he believe there is absolutely overlap says the source Cassie wanted a personal trainer? So did he hired Alex, Alex, fine. He's very hot for her then casting out start hooking up before her relationship with us over, I believe that Cassie was so traumatized by having a beam relationship with Diddy. This ego maniac essentially, that any like hot, cute guy, like who got. Knew her. She was like, great like he's very nice. Like he's very nice supportive, emotionally and physically, as your trainer also physical trainers, like people have this, it's not rare for people to hook up with their physical trainer. I mean look at what the job is, you know. No. And the but the grossest thing about this, this entirely is that, like, Diddy posts, of course, a picture of them and is like congratulations to Cassie at Cassie and Alex, no. At he knows his handle. It doesn't put it there. I wish you all nothing. But love and happiness. God bless. And it's like I saw somebody posting this on Twitter. They put a screen shot of that in a screen shot of Chris Brown like kind of harassing what's her face his ex with a K. What's her name Boca? Rucci trim. Yeah. He was like, member, he was kind of harassing her and Instagram being like that loser like he's dressed poorly. Whatever somebody put that screen shot next to this one a duty. And it was like same energy because even though did he's like all love all love hidden beneath that. But like not very far beneath, like just right. Under the. It's basically surface level. Yes. This kind of like fake fake love thing I got my eye on you. I always will, you know, I mean, we'll us Twitter handle. Of course, he has his Twitter profile, of course, he has his eye on them so weird. He's doing the little heart hands over his eyes, but it's sort of it sort of looks like it's if you it looks like he's doing the little heart hands, but really, it's kind of like he's using he's using binoculars yet. Life. And he's like, I'm watching you Cassie and I'm watching you Alex. It's true though. I mean I it's deals like a dark hole a little bit. There's a lot going on there in you just under all his has been. He's just extremely good at seeing like so jovial and like just happy and good. And like there's nothing wrong. But, like they're all there something, there's like always something. So this happened, and I'm like, so happy for Cassie her boyfriend super hot. He seems really nice. I mean if you look at his I mean, I don't know him. But, like if you'll get his Instagram he seems cool. He seems like he does fitness for a lot of celebs, and they do scrolling through shirtless photos. He seems really cool. Whatever the comparison is Diddy. So I'm like, I feel like she upgraded severely severely, and she deserves it. And she also deserves another hit single because honestly. You know, me and you is not enough. Sure. But I've been think. What's next? Okay. Dakota Johnson is she I'm I think, to Johnson's kind of who you, you think so, so we're allowed to talk about this. I think so. Their Dakota Johnson. And Chris Martin supposedly allegedly according to actually at this point, it's been a lot. They haven't confirmed it, but it's been a lot of tablets at their budget and say officially confirmed yet, but it seems right? They broke up. But you know it's so funny. It's like they broke up. And this is strange to me. And maybe I'm like off. They broke up because people wrote that he that she wasn't ready to have children, and he wanted to have children, and maybe I'm crazy. He's the older one. She's younger one. Here he has children. So he wanted to have more children with your Dakota Johnson, baby. And she wasn't ready again. She's twenty nine so she does it is. She could have children in a few years. She doesn't he. He wanted that extremely desirable. Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson DNA. Yeah. Yeah. I it's a it's a hot commodity, but so so did sodas many movies? And that's why she's cast. But that's why but I just thought the reasoning was so strange, if you'd said she wanted kids, and he didn't I be like okay, well, here, he has kids like that makes sense. You know whatever like he's older. But it's the opposite, which maybe I'm like being kind of, like, you know, a little bit boring traditional, but it just interests. It's an interesting renew. It's all these tablets are giving. It's absolutely interesting, and it's absolutely sort of a left a, a left turn from what you'd expect. It's coming from out of left field. That's what I mean. It's also a left turn which could be sometimes left turns are weird, but you included this in here, and I'm glad you did because I remember these, these sorts of headlines when this photo came out on Derek blasberg Instagram of Derek, blasberg, iconic celebrity friend and Gwyneth. Paltrow. Hop vamps talk in the industry. Sort of all eating dessert together Dakota when of Derek, and it was like oh, yeah. J- win of his happy that Dakotas in the family are joining the family. This is something that's going to be long term even. But that doesn't mean marriage like Dakota and Chris or in it to win it. Gwyneth Paltrow, quote has worked hard to include Dakota Johnson into her family says source incredible source by and I believe that, you know, I believe that Gwen Paltrow wants to work to KOTA Johnson into her family like that. I'm not sure insane again. She wants a little bit of that Melanie Griffith done Don Don Johnson. DNA. She's don't we don't we all don't we all, but I kind of thought Chris Martin Dakota Johnson were good definitely going to be they seemed like boring enough to just continue to be a thing Marino. Marino, and she was fully I still think she's pregnant, she's still pregnant, I think they're still going to get married not pregnant. You just realize that I just realized that this is directly proving disproving, what we said, but I don't really think it's changing my mind. He's still thinks she's pregnant even going to call them and be like, but did you see that gender reveal like one year ago, gender reveal, yet they had a well gender of your it was balloons? It was like blue balloons are pink balloons. And we were like gender Avila says pregnant in the whole world, the whole world is like a pregnant, right? Do you know who is definitely pregnant though, who who is definitely pregnant sorts Negga? Oh, there's no way in hell. Oh my God. That woman is pregnant Catherine's words nigger as pregnant coda Johnson. And if we're zero for three I will eat my hat, eat it Crowley crow in my hat. Will you hit your JoAnne had? No, I don't alley. I'll eat one of the who weekly has fully eat it. If we are wrong three for three pregnancies because now we've gotten wrong to KOTA we've gotten maranda Miranda. And we're maybe about to get wrong. Katherine Schwarzenegger right about Katherine. Katherine Pratt, excuse me. Feel Catherine proud about is going to get birth and approximately. What did she get married last week seven months, then seven months? Right. You have to have to give birth so you can plausibly lie about when the pregnancy occurred like you have to it has to be a two or three months, you know, variable. Yeah, she's definitely pregnant. And if she is not pregnant, she does not have a baby in the next eight months. Let's say Lindsay will eat her who weekly had. I'll eat it. Just like Wendy will eight crow. I'll eat the hat, just like Kerry Katona. Ada, greasy bacon cheeseburger, while topless on the beach in Mykonos before washing. It down with a chocolate Sunday after spending all week at a health retreat. I love this incredible. Photo exclusive. This woman is straight up topless eating a burger on a beach just like not stopping for air love her. What a legend. I didn't know about Kerry Katona really. I just knew that I'd seen her name a lot. She's like a tabloid. Like I con did I see her in. I see you're on the Daily Mail so often that I've sort of gotten blinders to it's late. And I was like I don't even know who she is. Like, I knew she was sort of Egli a singer, but it wasn't until looking at the Wikipedia that I was like, oh, it's not even like I would know anything she saying, you know, like, yeah, but you would know that she was so hugely popular in England. So I didn't know I really atomic kitten like could not tell you a song of theirs that was popular because I really didn't cross over. And not only was she a singer in atomic kitten. She married a guy from Westlife the other guy conic British boy band that. They had one hit in United States, but I don't know what it was. But was it? Remember? And so then she divorced him. So she's had three marriages and I think she has five kids, and then she now, and so now she is like, basically this, like, reality show legend, she's been on, like, every reality show that there, even is this woman has not only been in all of the reality shows, you've heard of in the UK so like, I'm a celebrity get me outta here. Big brother. She also had an amazing slew of shows that we're just MTV shows about her that were called Kerry Katona crazy in love. Kerry, Katona whole again, and Kerry Katona. What's the problem? So basically, what is the problem? Did we ever find that out? I think bipolar and alcoholism and a few other things are the proper. Look actual problem. Wasn't just wondering what the problem is. That's the problem. But this woman seems like she's like a tabloid fixture, and I'm I see her name all the time. And obviously these photos of her literally eating a burger on the beach photo exclusive prove that. She is a legend, but you can do anything she wants and she will get covered. And also, like you don't eat a burger like that on the beach topless, unless you want to be photographed. You know, which is fun, lit, right? Also, she gets married and divorced, a lot, which is really good tabloid fodder. Right. And she was even held she was even once held hostage, which is like incredible. I mean bad, but also like you know who, who held her hostage she was held hostage at her home in Cheshire, three men entered her home? Oh, wow. Beijing. That's but nobody was nobody was harmed, the men left with the blamed a blue BMW and some valuables and they found the car, and it was stressful. Very stressful. For maybe that is problematic for me to be like, no big deal. It was a big deal. It's very scary. She seems like a huge deal. Yeah. I do want to want to talk about these, these captures that you put it. Because when you sent me this last night, I was like, oh, wow. This is something else, well-deserved break. She's I'm busy, honing her figure. It's a GI Jane's bootcamp retreat in Greece for the past few days. Stump ships sumptuous. She wore her blonde lock. Side away from face with lime. Green headband. Lester, platinum main interfered with her, greasy, treat you spilled Hon. She opted to leave off our top as she chomped on the fast foods sporting a flimsy pair of pink. Pale bottoms incredibly, the, the burger does extremely good. I will say, though, I hate the phrase Kerry, Katona doesn't stop for era. She devours greasy bacon cheeseburger, we'll topless on the beach. Of course, she has to stop for air, you, stop very you're dead. She stopping for air feeling that would be no one's not. Went bugged you is that this this? She has to live. She has to breathe air. She has to live. She's going to continue eating greasy burger, also the I thought that I think it's a president of the Daily Mail. Blurs out nipples. I thought they were a little more progressive than this. Yeah. You know. Yeah. I mean I'm really do it as a gag just because it's so funny to have two black Xs on the nipples now. I think that they do that because they have to blur the nudity. No, it is hilarious. Oh two blades really funny, but it's just like it's immoral. It's more visually compelling with the black boxes. What I'm saying, like if you told me that they could do it, and not get any violations. I would believe that also if you want to read more about Kerry tone, I haven't finished it, but the guardian has an incredible like profile about her that, that was written in two thousand thirteen a while ago. But, you know, the, the sub head is plastic surgery, two divorces. I think it's now three drug addiction, the birth of her children, a second bankruptcy. The former atomic kitten has lived a life on a reality TV, but. She a victim of the celebrity machine, or just brilliant at exploiting it, which is always the line that you walk with these people. You know, just you never know. It's like, are you is this, you know? Is this someone? We love to love we love to hate. We love to love to. She know what's going on with her, and it seems like she is kind of the Igna of that thing I will, I will end by saying, I agree with James Burton who was a commenter from Plymouth United Kingdom. He commented on this story of the Daily Mail nine hours ago. She's great isn't. She. Yeah, look, I, you'll we're going to get a few calls from British people being like, oh, Kerry Katona. We love her. We love her. You know, she seems fun. She seems like a sort of lower key, who was an American Americans liberty who sort of business. Air, Nicole Smith. But just but not as who Phoebe price, kind of a very Phoebe price. Yeah. Just in, like the real the thirst for attention. Like this lead to just do like very weird things that no one else. Typically does just for the sake of being photographed brand. Good. Right. And again, the burger looked so good. And the burger Lewis and credible. And you should never stop, like, whether you're topless on the beach, whatever never stop yourself from eating a burger in full in full view of the paparazzi. I mean, these are paparazzi photos with long lens. These are like we're standing right in front of you taking. Right, right. Yeah. News, then euless meat fish rings. Listen, you engage it three minutes about me. We're talking about right. Well, I've been engaged gateway times Amari, Debbie one of them. My first thing was from Brian, which gave to my mom to put on a little finger. Sorry, mum sorry, mum on high DJ, by the way. And she was having a hard time and so on EBay for five hundred pound. And the second one I gave back to make speeches. I have still does because I thought it well. That you don't eat. Delicious burger. Why not have a nice little treat and stop for Benes? At Christina Milian years. This. This story like I love and entrepreneur old, Bobby like hates, the fact that she's selling Benes, Matric boy, don't understand just like the way that it's being presented as as in, like, of course, I don't, I don't know where it came from because she's an awesome. She's not from New Orleans, where as we're popularized. She turned fucking New Jersey. I never I don't know her to be like a fun salons isn't from New Orleans, but she's there all the time. Like I don't I don't know her to be like a New Orleans advocate New Orleans like time resident, but here, she is suddenly just like I don't even know where to be a sweets person. It's just everything about it came out of nowhere. And what do I know what you know about? He's like, well, I know one thing I know that love don't cost the thing, and I. Cost credible. What else do you now? That's it co K. So you, you who know one thing about Christina Milian says, I don't like that. She's selling benefits from a truck, because I do not know her to be a person to sell by news. From a truck. Kind of. Yeah. Okay. Yes. That's what I think. That's what I think I see her as a young entrepreneur, an I love a business. So I think it's great that she's selling Benny from a truck. The place is called a box truck is the titular box. She selling them in L A, I think mostly, yes. There's a truck, and she's in it. Sometimes she works with her daughter, her daughter looks miserable her daughter's like, oh my God. Mom. Why are you doing this? Sucks me a little sad. The daughter like hates being an aid truck. It seems but she's going all in this website. If you went this website, you just be like, wow. I've never seen anyone more excited about their business on Christina Milian is forbidden gay box L. Here's a great quote on the about page, that says that's just a photo of her arms crossed. And then that it says, quote, who doesn't love coffee and bananas, co-founder slash owner, Christina Milian, who doesn't co-founder, Sasha owner, Elizabeth Moores, who doesn't who doesn't love gluten intolerance, and maybe who are trying to cut out sugar because Benes are really just square doughnuts covert, and they're more closer to, like fried dough, which is don't have the right there. Asia's and from Trump, Kellyanne, give me a bene from a truck hell ya. I'm here for it made by Christina Milian dip it up low dip below. But you don't dip. You don't putt triggered of his cover them. That's the sequel that's the second song. To dip it low just been Yay boxes. Instagram has really great. Just another sweet Sunday full of as and there's Christina, Milian eating Ben yeas now I what been as I want been yet. They're fucking delicious. I love this. The blast did this great thing where they were. They reported a Tana Maggio the like youtuber that whatever who cares. She went out for a late night snack. And she ended up at Christina millions truck, and Christina Milian was like, hey Totta, and everyone's like, and then it was just Christina Milian on like, and Donna Maggio like hanging out, or whatever it was great. The sharks on Sharpton could be really proud of it because she's like this. She tweets that liquor fulltime job, will they also would be like they also would be like this is not a scalable business enterprise. You cannot be in every single truck, they'd be like I'll be a customer, but I won't be an investor without reason. I'm out the problem for me is, is a didn't really love the taste of it a really wanted to, but I'm a. And then one of them would be like I'm trying to I'm trying to cut out sugar, my diet for that reason, I'm out. I love everybody say, I don't like your product. I'm out like I tried it. And I think it's bad or like I like Barbara takes a sip of some disgusting protein drink, and she's like, I think it's disgusted that all live in New York. But the scent of summer New York is like getting on the subway and being like at the same time you're like relieved that the air conditioner is really on blast, but also like smelling, everybody's different sense. The sense of summer like poopie sweaty coffee. 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Why Onondaga Graham, she's the who clean? Cavo onto. What's Rita ORA up to who is this woman? So what is read up to? She's up to so much to big things huge things she was photographed at a charity event. Hugging hairy prince or an old friend old friend all that go way back old friend, Harry to go so far back. If anyone knows read or is, it's fucking Prince Harry, I got Terry Prince Harry of whatever wail of Wales. They hugged, it was very sweet very, you know, very nice who's at a charity event. She was happy, but the true heads remember when Rita was on, was on Wendy, and said that she didn't see that Meghan Markle. She didn't think that Meghan Markle and Harry, we're gonna work out. Remember that? Are you wild about Harry I am? It wasn't you thing is over. Hey, I feel like like I just saw that picture. And for us, it's like we still get like flushing when we see the Royal family, but Harry any day of the week. Don't you think? Over william. Allowed back in the country after I say, how over William d think he'll marry the girl. I say, no, I don't know. I still don't know if I believe it, you know that they're in a relationship. Do I believe? I don't know. What did they stay in my prints? All right. Okay. I never my really well, okay. Okay. Any my dreams that just for me? Just no. I don't think he works out. I don't know if you can see you Wolfman around the bucket and pilot, so they won't get married. But I do believe it's real relationship, but they won't get married, although their head that was that was the big that sort of what the headlines from that meeting ended up being about, as opposed to them being like, wow, Wendy has on the woman that she shaded so many times. Because that was when Rita goes on Wendy, and read a nose and Wendy knows that every time we read, or as brought up on Wendy readers, like I don't Wendy is, like, I don't know who this woman is. Yes. As a reader shows up, she's like it's me. I'm the woman and what he's like I love you. Great. I've always been a fan and he's like you're amazing incredible. What do you think about Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Rita, Licken idiot is like he's my prince? I love this. Great. He's the best. I really don't know Meghan, but I love Harry so cut two years, later Rita is hugging. Harry, she's in full support of Megan. Of course. Now we all are. Of course, everyone is you hate to be. You have to be on the right side of history, and the right side of history is Meghan side. New baby photos, just released babies born are but Archie theory is grabbing babies. Don't look anything. No, they don't. They look like aliens. They look like anything. They look like aliens. Yeah. The what we think aliens look like it's like first of all, don't even show it like don't chose baby photo until they're at least two years old. When they look like a person Rita also performed apparently the World Cup is happening right now. Did you know that I knew know I knew that I knew that and read it performed at one of the events. One of the games which game did she perform at soccer aid soccer eight? So soccer aid is a charity related to soccer but not a soccer game. You know what I couldn't tell you. But she performed there in a one legged gene and a shirt that was cut to shreds. She looks great. She looked great. Of course, the metro had a little fun with her hill, gag, little a little a little fun at our expense. They said poor Rita, or his top evidently, went through the shredder as she takes to soccer age stage, road and jealous. I will say, not as a funded by the top, I am by the bottoms. The top is kind of cool, the bottoms, look just strange because she's wearing a pair of jeans one, Gena short one gene is long kind of like the Eva max of jeans. Yes, they have Mexicans the right leg is probably cut just under the crotch. So it's maybe like a you know, like a six inch actual like pant leg and the other leg of the gene is full length. Crazy, actually the other dancers are wearing jeans with both legs, I she's read, our after where one leg. And also my other thing is if you're dancing, and running around one leg, gene is not going to be your best friend there. No just wear, no leg jeans wear short. Shorts short shorts. No, like genes. Yeah. Whoops. Where Jean shorts, I met where Jean shorts read it just wear jeans shorts. You know, I love in the summer getting up putting on my no leg sheets. I know like jeans my favorite pair of pants. I love my no leg. I could if if the right celebrity started calling them, no jeans. We'd also call them we would also read or called them Nola genes, we would all start calling them intellect jeans soccer night. Soccer eight nineteen what happened? Read Auras wardrobe choice to stretch track dang, it is distracting. But the performance was actually good. I watched the whole thing it's good. She sang ritual which I am which is growing on me. I didn't love it at first, and I don't like it more and more now the performances fun. She doesn't really do much. She's never been a huge dancer. But she does like she surrounds herself with dancers, which is good here. Here's some tweets, I hope you to orbits help soon so sad. She doesn't even have enough money to buy a full pair of jeans has to accelerate one joke. I will say read ores got so much money, do not have to worry about it. Read Auras trouser, an accurate presentation of British summer, the okay, I know, I'm all, but what happened to her jeans, a third pondered that was me. Why is read or wearing a full one trouser leg in one short? It's not like you're in bed, where you have one foot in and went out. Oh, wait. That one. That one, I can relate who can relate. I do that. I do that. You've one leg in one leg out. Just like right up, gene. If it's if it's the summer and it's like not super hold. I don't have have. I don't have the air conditioning. And yet, one when they got you got to do that got away. Gotta stay Kohl that really has nothing to do with the Rita ORA wearing one leg. Gene, one like, no, gene. Did read or do by one leg at the second half price? Offer one leg jeans. Is that the trend now hashtag soccer aid? Trend. It's, it's read or setting the trend is what it gives them something to talk about. Her fashioned is amazing because she somehow keeps wearing things that get people to say, like, what are you wearing which is incredible in good ways? I feel like when you're aesthetic is, is insane. You never look in saying, you and when I feel like when you're young fashion designer, and you want to, like make a statement or like do weird thing, read it, you'll know you know that Rita will wear it like call her up, she's down. Look at Jellicoe Houston wore this outfit. We'd be like wow, Angelica Huston. His dressed insanely. But I look at it Rita and I'm like this. You're like fashion fat, y chose Anjelica Huston. But, you know it is though, weird to be that she did. I guess she didn't do a lot of moving, but like to it's one thing to wear this out on the town, it's like fashion take a photo, but moving around and a one leg, gene, it does not seem like a fun thing for me. No, not at all. Oh my God without we're done with does seem like a fun thing. Ending the episode. Thank you for listening. Thank you. Most of all for coming to our live shows the tours over, and it was so successful, we had so much meeting, all of you. It was really a whirlwind ride, and it took months and months and months and months and months, totally weren't onto our the whole time. It was an accent or right? Worked very tired. Thank you so much shot out to everyone except Dulles airport. What a nightmare place everyone who came to our everyone who paid firm Ingraham and waited in line to meet us. That's insane. And you guys are wondering. Or whether they said crunch crunch, or they said, Bryce, Dallas Howard, whether they were Daily Mail headlines. I mean, we just like love you guys like you are genius your little genius, and the hooligan who made Patricia Clarkson shirt, last time my Patricia Clarkson, tote, and then the, the P fell off. And then it just like completely Tricia 's, he made me a new one. A new one don't have a new Patricia Clarkson, Patricia Clarkson, rich anyway, thank you so much. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram Facebook review us on apple podcasts money on dot com weekly new episode today. Yeah today, and we will see you on Friday with our call and show. Call in six nine who them to leave questions, comments concerns by have a great one. Pep by. You will. They wanna know. Pain. Sane it of a good day at work, Livio wild.

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Episode 80: Who is Khlo Kardashian trying to fool?

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Episode 80: Who is Khlo Kardashian trying to fool?

"Today on we hear clearly heard as she has a new look but she's barely recognizable. Page six goes into the world of underground parties in the time of Corona virus and Dakota. Johnson says her grandma Tippi hedren still has a bunch of psycho. Lyons coming up next on. We here on page six divorce slashed page six to six hundred field. Hey there I'm Maggie. Coggin an army and war and welcome to. We hear of six hot mass. We hear all the celebrity dirt from our exclusive courses. And you hear the story behind the story. You know one story. That caught my eye Maggie. A story behind the story was a common that we got from one of our devoted listeners. Yeah Shadow to rick for sending us an email and just saying that he likes listening to the podcast and that Ian sounds like he grew up in the valley which is a story line. I would very much like to move forward. I know you're from Brooklyn but I like the idea that you see early grew up in the valley. I kinda like that too. Actually I mean you know Maggie from the streets of Brooklyn spent a Lotta time getting chased punched so I lived vicariously through you know movies like Valley girl. I like to think of myself as an honorary valley dude so I take that as a compliment. Thank you rick. Thanks for giving us a little note about Ian true identity totally. They called me on my block. Lillian. But I guess also Lillian sparkly. Okay now for our first story. Khloe Kardashian man on Friday night. She posted this photo of herself which she looks totally totally unrecognizable. And I heard it from everybody. I had instagram post. Sent to me from like friends family. People were like what is going on. She does not look like herself at all. I have to say the think about this photo is that it's sort of transcended every demographic in terms of who is obsessed with and talking about this story. It kind of reminds me when you know in the back in the day when you know sort of before streaming but when. Hbo Had the Sopranos and this string of Sunday night shows that everyone seemed to be talking about. You couldn't go to a party in. You couldn't talk to anyone without them bringing up. You know the latest Sopranos episode or the wire or any of these amazing shows. It's weird over the weekend. I feel like all anyone was talking about was Khloe Kardashian and people were just you know young old reality TV fans or not. Everyone was trying to make sense of this photo that she posted. So why has it created so many questions Maggie? Well I believe it's because she doesn't look anything like the Khloe. We're used to seeing on television or in other photos. The image appears to be heavily altered. Although I cannot confirm that it looks like some face tune or filters have been used and like the best part of it all is that the caption is location under bitches skin. It's like yeah. You're under all of America's skin because we're trapped in the house. We're trying to figure out what filters they used to make yourself look like Denise Richards who is trending on twitter on Sunday Ray and it's also like what is under your skin that made your face shift like this one of those terminator sequels totally and this gave all those like me mccown so much amazing fodder and you know there are counts on instagram. Like I think there's one called CELEB- face that I follow and they basically love to point out how you can tell an images doctored for those who are not in the know. Some easy tips are looking at the background if there is a line of a dresser drawer a doorway if something is kind of skew usually the image has been you know nipped or tucked and that's usually a giveaway but in this. Some account pointed out that she's wearing a butterfly necklace in the image and only one side of the chain is visible which means the other side was photo shopped or filtered or doctored away so that is tell that something has been altered unless there is some Julia trend. Out there. The one-sided Butterfly Necklace. I yet the thing about this photo to the got me was Jimmy. The picture recently that came out during the coronavirus pandemic of Kylie Jenner with no makeup on Kylie Jenner in the wild is an actual person and that kind of blew my mind because Kylie Jenner without the makeup and the lighting and the production really looked like and she looked totally fine but she looks like any old lake she looked just like a random sort of mid western. She looks like a regular person. She looked like an absolute the totally regular person. Totally fine but I mean there's something wrong with that. Let's go back to being regular people. I'm tired of all these well. That was alerted objections. She looked like a regular person but she also looked completely unrecognisable as knew what she looks like on Instagram and photos at events. And you kind of saw I mean I didn't realize this but and correct me if I'm wrong Maggie. The other thing that the Kardashians can do and I guess people can do to is that I guess with makeup. Now you can do. It's more than just makeup. It's like construction. It's like you can had a whole addition onto your face subtraction so the Kardashians are often credited with making contouring very popular. Contouring is actually technique. That's been used by drag queens for years to create more definition to sculptor bone structure. So it can slim down your nose. It can make you have higher. Cheekbones in the apples of your cheeks are a little higher in a little more defined than usual. So they're really kind of responsible for taking that trend mainstream rate. Cahnge West's in this. I mean well that's with the contouring thing you can. You can do all this crazy. Stop and I feel like some of this makeup. It's like was Christmas. Lee used only in like I don't know where Wolf movies or something you know like sort of Hollywood bake but with contouring. It's like you could add a spiral staircase onto your face if you wanted or leave your entire nose. So the thing is with the Khloe Kardashian image when I first saw it after the Kylie thing I sort of thought. Oh is this just makeup? But you're saying that it wouldn't just be the contouring makeup. It could also be some people on the Internet. Are speculating that it's doctored. Well listen nobody. Is that poor? `less you can put them in front of great lighting to appear like you have not one single poor on your face. There needs to be some kind of retouching involves. She really doesn't present. It's like also the is are different code. Also the is seem to be in a different place. It's almost like the is. It's sort of a bit of a sexy flounder. Look I would call again. That's convene upon making is is like sort of sexy flounder where it was like you take the is and you just put them on sort of a different place. They're sort of flattened and they almost look like they're on one side of your head but in kind of hot way the other thing is some people are saying that this was a bit of a speaking of Officie. Look or fishy circumstances. Some people are saying that this might have been a bait and switch. Oh was a good little Thank you thoughts together with that off the top of my head okay. So chloe she posts this photo and who comments but Tristan Thompson. Her axe and the father of her two year old daughter true he commented. Batty with a heart. Ps OFFER THE CAPTION. Okay cute. I'm glad you're friends. I'm glad you're co-parenting but I do think this is a classic Kardashian stunt in which we're using this photo of Khloe to distract from the rumors that she interest in are having another child together because now we're talking about her appearance and we are not talking about her relationship Trista or the fact that she had said to season desist letter to another woman who claims. She's had Tristan thompsons baby. Yeah all under the guise of like look at my new soft summary hair-color. It's also interesting that it comes at a time when the other Kardashians were also getting more sort of Internet chatter because Courtney Kardashian had posted some pictures of herself saying I think that she had gained some weight but she felt really good about herself. And then you're like. Oh Yeah we'll guess what I gained an eyeball. I ain't I'm into it and I can't wait to unveil minute. Look in fact actually over the weekend did unveil a new look and it got really trashed by warranty eating with. What's the look? Who's I of got rid of it? I was too embarrassed actually to come on the podcast with the new look but the new look was it was like a mustache with a kind of soul patch thing under the. Oh Yeah I'll trying to go out like deadwood with it at it really ended up backfiring. I know we're not in the same office recording studio but as someone who still has to look at you for like most four hours a day. Could you please refrain I? Actually that's why I was lied to our production meeting today because I was removing the offending soul pageant probably should remove the entire thing but hey look is gym teacher also dead wood off the air and that facial hair should also best fiends. My love for this game has not dwindled. In the least sometimes you just need some time away from your thoughts and just have some fun crush. Some slugs burst some open. Best scenes is an exciting and unique puzzle experience. That is totally unlike other puzzle. Games out there. The game is updated monthly with new levels and events so it never gets old and it. Does something really cute that? If there's a holiday coming up or special event the game will kind of reflect that in the interface and you collect tons of characters and you get to use them strategically for each level. Engage your brain with fun puzzles and collect tons of cute characters. Trust me with over one hundred million downloads. This five star rated mobile puzzle game is a must play. You can download best fiends free on the apple APP store or Google play. That's friends without the our best feeds as we are all dealing with CORONA VIRUS INDUCED. Lockup people are starting to go stir crazy and unfortunately that means that page six sixes discovered. There are a lot of parties going on then Lake how you upgraded and I agree with. You're saying this lockup rather than lockdown with was the lot up walked up yeah but people are walked up in apparently according to Mora Siegler of paid six reported that there are some people who are locked up together in La in a place called the clubhouse and it's a bunch of Tiktok influencers who are quarantining together so they can create content. Are we that hard up for tick tock that we need to put all these people in one house and watch them having ill-informed Party yet? This also seems to me like an update of like the MTV Beach House. Totally is this just like real world for Tiktok so basically it turns out that there is a brand that was sponsoring. I guess a party at this house which even had like bars and a step and repeat They had an event at in L. A. At this house fashion brand was called Boo. Who are you familiar with? Who I am and want to say Boo Hoo. What is their close Lou? Women wear I don't know I don't I don't do it. It's not for me. This brand boo party at this house. Where the even had step in our meeting was like having an an event. The brand responded that they took social distancing measures for the party and there were minimal staff and I guess the bartenders were wearing masks and they were taking precautions. But I guess they got slammed for having a party at this clubhouse for the tick talkers. Irs Yeah I mean basically. It's sending kind of mixed messages. Everyone's wearing a mask. These people are obviously all quarantining together. But when you see that you're bringing in outside staff to kind of cater a party in your house it's very misleading and story had a quote from the Rep who said the group has all been in quarantine together and that the branded items that were featured during the party were delivered and set up outside in the yard by minimal staff members and the delivery team were all the proper p p the intent is not to make light of the current pandemic or encourage large gatherings but rather to promote the stay at home order and provide a safe but entertaining environment for those in quarantine together. I long for a safe entertaining environment May to. I'm safe and board. Yeah well this is the L. A. version of something. That's been happening in New York as well. I feel like this tick Tock. Boo Party seems very la. To me in New York. We've reported that. A number of bars or bars and clubs in the city have been having these kind of underground parties. Flouting the corona virus lockdown orders from the state and after Ali Coleman from paid six had reported on a few of the parties that were going on and the paper had also reported on on some of the parties happening There was a reporter at airmail. Airmail is Maggie. Yes airmail is great in Carter's newsletter project after he exited Vanity Fair in which you can pay a lot of money to get an email newsletter which is a wild concept that I am not into a newsletter herself. Good luck well. I noticed that kind of buried in this Air Mail newsletter. Last week there was an editor. There who infiltrated some of these underground parties allegedly. Now she didn't name where the parties were going on but they did sound pretty wild. She said that she went to one party. That was in a basement where Martinez and Tequila shots were being passed around sweaty hand too sweaty hand. It was a cash. Only bar and drinks were ten bucks a pop. She said that there was a guy. A long haired dude at the bar. Who was snorting cocaine? Ketamine Off The bar next to a professional deejay booth. She said there was a supermodel there who she recognized from instagram doing. Tequila shots with her boyfriend and they were toasting saying cheers to corona virus. Yeah apparently every every detail makes me more and more disgusted. I didn't think I forgot worse. More BARF leashes. That's Valley Road L. Barco super bars and so soup sparse so the party was raging all night. Apparently she said that they're also parties from sort of Soho to the lower east side where these restaurants in the city. They say that they're you know. Pick up only but what they do. Is They lock the doors. And then downstairs. In some subterranean room They'll have a dinner when the kitchen open like a regular restaurant and she said that they're usually these parties are like twenty to thirty people. It's usually the same group of people and allegedly at this. Soho Party people had dinner and then the music got turned up late at night and then out came the cocaine who's She said that there's also a cigar party on a lower east side hotel rooftop that performers and yeah that all this stuff is going on and people don't care and they just feel like they're not gonNA GET CORONA VIRUS. It doesn't apply to them. And there's just this like underground party circuit that's going on. We had reported that. There's a pretty famous upper east side bar where there's also supposedly parties going on as well as another downtown location. So I guess. People are partying underground. Maggie while I'm experimenting with ill-fated Facial. Hair a different kind of party if you will exactly. Dakota Johnson has revealed that her ninety year old grandmother. Tippi hedren still has thirteen or fourteen lions and tigers. Now you might remember that. She originally had around sixty of these big cats. Yes yes that's true. So wow I'm actually glad that Dakota Johnson has reminded the world that well before tiger king was a huge hit on net flicks that her grandmother. Melanie Griffith's mom to be hedren. The Star of Alfred Hitchcock's the birds was definitely popular. Culture's most famous big cat enthusiast. And she had much like Carol Baskin. I guess she had her own sanctuary for Lions and tigers and It was always kind of just a wacky Hollywood trivia thing and it was just kind of funny but I feel like people who know about to be hedren. Her history with these big cats are sort of you know old school. Hollywood buff so. I think that I'm glad that Dakota Johnson brought up and mentioned the TIPPI. Hedren was into this way before the tiger king. It came up because she was on the Graham Norton show and he was showing some of these photos from the nineteen. Seventy-one life magazine photo. Shoot of Melanie Griffith. Who is to be daughter Dakota johnsons mom taking a swim in the family pool with a massive lion named Neil? The photos are amazing. If you haven't seen them I highly suggest you google well it. It also turns out that Tippi Hedren and her giant dangerous cats starred in an in an indie movie at one time. Call the roar with directed by her then husband. Knoll Marshall it has similar ups and downs like the tiger. King Docu series itself. Apparently there were seventy onset injuries during the making of this movie including a scalped cinematographer and savagely mauled leading lady. Sometimes these animals do not belong in people's homes or captivity. Yeah I guess Melanie. Griffith was also a star of this movie roar and Tippi hedren recounted in a nineteen eighty-eight memoir. That Griffith left the film at one point telling her mother. I don't WanNA come out of this with half a face. I mean it's a good thing. She left the film got to preserve that face but wait. Oh my God. So it says here that she eventually returned to set only to be mauled by a cat. So severely she required reconstructive plastic surgery child endangerment it is unless that's one of those old deviated septum things like well. I'm Hollywood star. Who had to have plastic surgery because I was mauled by a big cat? That was the reason why to be hedging. Admitted it was amazing. No one was killed. Apparently in two thousand fifteen John Marshall who is the directors stepson said of his making. That movie. Dad was an effing a-hole to do that to his family. Wow Wow and she's still rockin with these cats after all this time Thirteen or fourteen lions and tigers. I can't see that they're lucky that the family doesn't look like the staff at Joe Exotic Place. This is the other side of Tiger tank that we're going to cast. I actually have to say. I don't know if I'm going to do it. But now I'm kind of intrigued. I might have to read this to be handwritten ninety-eight memoir the towns like good Corona Virus. Corinthian reading not that. I have time to read a book but in my imagination it would be amazing. Yeah I mean you could just get a book and then keep reading the same two pages over and over again. Which is what I've been doing. I just keep meet a revisiting. Looks like I'm ruining. I'm reading the same books over and over again but it's fancy Nancy who yes a classic and Richard Scary town. That's where we live now as well. That's it for this episode of we hear our show is produced by Jamila Rob Williams at Makassar as we would love to hear your questions and your ideas for the show if you'd like to share them with us these email us at Hod casts and my post dotcom might even give you a shout out like Rick. Thanks again. Wrote to hear the latest we hear episodes. Sure to subscribe on Apple spotify or any of your preferred podcast platforms and don't forget to leave the view. 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Episode 321 - Suspiria '18, The Predator & Slender Man

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Episode 321 - Suspiria '18, The Predator & Slender Man

"Welcome to episode three hundred twenty one of next Wednesday, pop culture and film podcast for a single Dairo. This is what movies we have to see this episode drops late night member fourteenth two thousand eighteen and my name is Dan Gorman you may remember me from such FOX network specials as alien nose job in five fabulous weeks of the Chevy Chase show. My name is Casey lions. And you know, I can't he would on terrified. That's why never know the satisfying crunch of count chocula. My name is Greg grow in Europe, three decker sauerkraut and told tools and. Exalt? Yeah. We have lots to talk about this week. It's almost Christmas will be talking about stuff. Like that. I imagined. We have a review of spirit in film, relent end review of slender men in film or wet. We'll talk about the punishment album by blues traveler will roll for movies for next week. We're back. Maybe. And it is November. And it is Christmas on the horizon. There was snow today all their snow. It's been snow. Couple of days. To northern ish area Toronto and of it beyond a fair amount of snow mo-. Yeah. North. Yeah. What was that? What was that TV commercial where the guy punched somebody and remember that TV show that was really Canadian family? What was that thing that we used to say like over and over again done you're done? Canadian. Candidate or playing. Yeah down. Oh, you're doing he. Tica? Airplane? Yo who's your duty affects? Wonderful fucking Canada. Casey, you said something about Christmas. The before the show you were talking what you made a playlist. You said oh, God serious did make great Christmas playlist that has been on at my house. Where did you make it? Music music. No, no, no, Google, Google, all the other one. No one uses. I would have shared with me. Can't I don't even. Dan. But it's all it's so good because it's all like, you know, Motown Christmas. There's a ton of Motown. Good. I don't know why anybody else tries to make Christmas music down artists. Yeah. I have that Phil spector one on vinyl. That's. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. But that that one like I mean, you get like pieces of that one in every best of Christmas. Sure. Sure. It's great because the vinyl has really big picture of fucked up Phil spector and Santa Claus costume good. That comes with it. Yeah. Extra big in vinyl. Is is oh he's all dead. Yeah. Jadan side, those murder people even Christmas cambering. Yeah. Seriously. Oh, man. Yeah. Excited. I'm almost ready to start watching Christmas stuff. We we have already started. But we're starting with the lesser ones. Yeah. So we watched like the Ron Howard, Grinch music and movie how. Jim. Carey one. Yeah. I seen pieces of it. Because it's on TV a lot during Christmas. Yeah. Terrible. I was hoping for. Fucking terrible as bad as you. It wasn't worse. Kid be worse than Mike Myers cat. I kept we're going to talk about that actually last. It was it was last winter when while it was in the hospital and being being our home. I was like this is put this autumn. We'll just see. It's fucking embarrassment. So it's it's not as bad as that. Because Jim Carey fits a little bit better into that sort of here diverse than Mike Myers, but. It's yeah. It's a it's a fucking load of crap. I'm starting to think maybe Ron Howard's. Not the great director. Just always assumed he was well, you know, peaked it backdraft. Yeah. Peaked it we've all picked it back. Donald sutherland. Yeah. He's got some ups and downs. I've been watching the normal Grinch a lot. Yeah. Yeah. See I'm saying that I'm saving until the day that we put up the Christmas tree, which by the way, actually, again, I put my we were talking about doing it this coming in. Yeah. I bought it from Google play on my television and. I didn't wanna have to go looking for the grandchild bell the fucking time. And fuck that noise twelve bucks because fine now, I just have to watch Christmas. And the great. Right. I've I don't know how over a dozen times in the last like we can change wants to watch it every day. That's awesome. But when you buy there's like the special extra special edition of the Grinch in. I was like what's that mean? Because it was like hurts, Luke. What is the extended or something, you know, he really can't get down that hill. Yeah. But it ends. This is Bill news material, but there's two more Grinch feature. Okay on it. There's the the Grinch grinches, the cat and. Yeah. And Grinch wa what's. Yeah. So the Grinch grinches the cat in the hat is like well. Okay. So the art of the Grinch that we all know and love is Chuck Jones production the Grinch grinches. The cat had is a frizz freeling. Oh, anybody knows what you know that there's a quality. You're watching looney his feeling joining. No good. No more. What's wrong with frizz? But he does not have Chuck John. Magic is very weird story where like the Grinch is like he wakes up and he's happy. And then he talks himself in the mirror and his reflections. Like, you're a terrible. Awful. And so then he's driving around and the cats car he's having to picnic cars kind of in the road. And so then the Grinch decides destroy is. Pretty good. That's three, but that was the Grinch driving a car and stuff. It was a car thing school and check out for me. Weirdly, drives it's gonna. It's gonna. I don't know. I just he lives in a cave, but his apartment. And is this in the future? Like he's claimed his life. He moved out of whoville wasn't. I know with the Christmas thing, I should probably just move away. Yeah. Yeah. I did steal before. I brought it back. It's weird that they didn't start over gonna going to be weird. You say you forget me. Yeah. I lived in an apartment. Yeah. He's good too emotional. Did you just skip the Halloween one because it's not Halloween anyway, listen to one the Grinch grinches. The candy. So bad and stay focused fine and the Halloween one will come on. But I'm gone. Staring at the floor. Can't do it. I don't know what. In the apple. So now, I try and catch it when the real grant ends and nights, turn it off flip something else. And always like, it's not over MC. No, no. It's over. Doesn't work anymore. It's amazing. Yeah. Different different voice Grinch. Nobody wants that. No blue here that Cumberbatch wants that. No. And I feel like I have to see it. I have to see that. Because it's a new Christmas. Yeah. I'll watch it on dumping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I mean, we might take him to the theatre whatever for like a, mommy and me or something, you know. Because Walter still still too small to not screen throughout the whole. I write the stroller screenings or whatever. Yeah. I'm waiting for the right time to start watching the movies because I burned myself out on October by starting early some like waiting for just the right time to dive in. Don't I mean for me once the trees up, and there's not as many good Chris movies as our Halloween movies. We've mentioned following movies. You can just use. Movie. Yeah. Christmas stuff is pretty and it's limited. Yeah. Quality you can't watch Christmas movie. Ninety eight percent of Christmas movies are fucking trash. Bay or something. We'll get to one later. Yeah. Movie news and watchings. There's some sad news that we have a off the top. We always start with the sad. Stan lee. This is one of those ones where it is something I've been like kind of not not waiting for. But like knowing. Coming months. What I mean? Like, yeah. There's been times in my mind. I was like he's getting up there. This is going to happen. His wife passed. Yeah. Yeah. So it wasn't such so much shock as it was just like oh. But it's one of those things where it just weird that he's not out there in the world. Yeah. Yeah. Won't have the little. Mike understand he filmed cameos. Yeah. For the next. Okay. Which is which is which is nice and everything I when I found out, I think, Dan, you're the one who posted it, and I was like, oh man that really sucks, but as the day went on more and more found myself just becoming heavier and heavier with of it. And and then and then I saw this post of like all of these different artists that too. Yeah. Yeah. The one Spiderman embrace with him with the farewell. Yeah. On the bus looking at this thing. Well, yeah. Yeah. I went and I read a bunch of the stands soapbox like that. That you wrote this racist. Yeah. Sixty eight. Yeah. Yeah. And and that was in every every kid who bought a comic book that was in it. Yeah. It was a cross Marvin bigotry is fucking bullshit. Matted case. Understand what all the themes are these stories. Favorite thing was anytime that he would like respond to people being like, I get messages saying like keep your message like your politics out of these comics. And he's like, what are you doing? Just like shut them down so eloquently like that's what this is. That's what you've been reading. That so much. Yeah. And it's remarkable. Like, he's it's not just it's difficult to process him being gone because of how much he gave the creation that this guy that that like fifteen twenty years of just leave -able inspiration and construction of this huge world of comics all these fucking characters frequently he would, you know, had some brilliant personally, Jack Kirby working with him to get like the physical design down. But like the idea the traits were these characters all the juxtaposition of their personalities to their superpowers and stuff like that. Like, how did all of the issues with daredevil, and what makes him interesting and the struggle of the hulk Bruce banner being superintendent and the blind rage the Yang and Yang. And that spider-man's is maybe most perfect creation. And I think the closest to him, you know. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's remarkable. What a what a life. I saw one little comments about him dying. And it wasn't that, you know, Stanley as died. It was like having accomplished everything that he could possibly do Stanley has moved on from life. Completing it like it's pretty Ramar ninety five years of nothing. But just just. Creative success creating so much. And like, I mean, you know, you could say that about Walt Disney or whatever, but he was. Also Stanley was like an inspirational human totally like who also made fucking everything you love. Yeah. And I love like like seeing him and stuff like like mall rats, like not that that's like making fun of Moraine thing that he had to have some like humor but himself, but like that he was also cool with like doing that kind of charming like, I know. So I'm doing this over here. Something about that just makes me happy. Okay. I'll be me in this movie and give your main character, romantic advice, or whatever. Like, he would just show up and things and just be a kind old. Yeah. Yeah. So much so sad. But at the same time, I mean ninety five he fucking did everything. Yeah. Lost his wife things. Like all right about that. Yeah. So from one of the most creative, and and wonderful people ever to another. I guess Dan ackroyd. No, he's like Ghostbusters three again. Yeah. Do that. Yeah. He said, I think Bill alum it. He was like, I think you'll love this canes and crazy. Yeah. Just literally just another like news article of him being like, we're right in it. There's a possibility, you know. I think I think Bill come the stories grape, you know, go make more herald. To lates relieved. Fucking herald reams is dead. Yeah. So don't do like like keep keep the Ghostbusters now cast make a fucking. They're all fine. It just need a good story. Keep fucking Paul Figo of it. And and get somebody interesting. Just don't do anything. Dan. Lord, do this. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. So okay, buddy. And then there was some other news based on an eighties property that I wrote down Joe Dante's, the explorers, they are work. Apparently, there is a pilot script being written by Carey Fukunaga and David Lowery. Of tragedy. And it goes story in that order. So they're apparently going to I guess they've written a script and they're going to direct the pilot. In hopes of that it would then turn into like an ongoing series of potential. You know, and I'm like, heck. Yeah. Sure. That movie it's a great. And it's the kind of thing we're just like me till two. All right. Yeah. Yeah, thing right. I've never seen that movie. Yeah. What is Ethan Hawke and river Phoenix? And they who is. We build like a spaceship. Because they really do. They do it. Yeah. Yeah. Whacky ale. Yes. Stuff happens. Yeah. That sounds fucking dope. Wicked. Wicked johnston. Joe Dante Joe, Dante even better even better. Yeah. So and that's the kind of thing where it's like. I that's like the right kind of property not because it didn't land perfectly or anything. Like, it's a great. Expand on it. So italy. Yeah. And it's a little bit of a forgotten movie reason. Well, that's this. Have you guys heard the story that movie where it wasn't finished? When they put it in theaters like they weren't done like making the movie and editing the movie and paramount was like that's good enough. Put in theater started in theaters. And then when we're finished yet run to theater. Here's the here. Yeah. And Joe Dante was like, okay. It wasn't like, okay. Obviously was finished enough to be a movie, but it was like we're still doing work on this. Yeah. Wow. Cool. So yeah, I'd watch that. I can. I can't find it on this says the explorers stirring, Bill peach. What are you on 'em DB? Oh type in the explorers. Nineteen the fucking. Ex-? The words of the thing. Give that a. Speaking of comic book stuff earlier swinging back about eight days ago. There was some news of swamp thing to we talked with that I don't know TV series ads. Andy ego at some point who did it. Add Andy bean who played the adult stand in. It chapter two has joined the swamp thing TV series cast as swamp. Thing's alter ego. Interesting Derek Myers. Yeah. Television property. Yeah. Apparently for the DC streaming service. Okay. Yeah. I I want swamp thing I want more swamping. Yeah. Something so kind of like, I don't know much about the project, otherwise I will take more than. Yeah. I wonder if it will kind of follow the weird comic and the comedic tones of the old the old series that was like kind of built out of the movie franchise, or if it'll take the kind of weird existential on dering of the comic books, which got quite dark and yes thing. How was it? Allen more. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. When was the last time, you saw return of this thing it's been a while. I watched it recently. And I fucking love that it is great. I like it way more than west graven something. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Cravings goule. Yeah. Do this. Well, I found two different movies. Yeah. Found return of this thing the wackadoo that I will need it. Like the same guy, dick. What's his face? Yeah. You know, dick, what's face? Loading the page time for it to say, I don't remember do Dirac Dirac, data direct, ding, ding. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. The second one's a lot of fun. Nice. Nice their news. Yeah. Was there anything you guys has stuff? What was that star stuff? Yeah. Yeah. What was the Star Wars stuff? They cast their lead for Laurean. Yes. And I fucking lovey because I love this guy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just forgetting his name. Pedro pedro. Coming pager. I say patriot pest gal PASCAL came thrones Marco's fucking bad ass narcos. He's you guys watch game of thrones. And never will. But his he's not in it a lot. But he's like fairly prominent in one season. And he is fucking amazing in it. Yeah. It was wild. He sues arc and that show is fucking nuts. It was very good at ended. But nanas. Somebody. Whereas like I bleed Holbrook as I take her leave this guy. But but yeah, it was like that guy's fucking bad. Boy, Tobruk hittings. He's fine. I just I if you never showed up again, it'd be like that's fine. That's a fired. He's he's a strong strong performer. I also just. Rumored to be I was about to say is this is this the newest of the news weight. Well, depends on what we're talking the Huey of the news. In the app that I use four hours ago Star Wars the mandatory and series ads. Gina carano of furious. Six. Oh, the may fighter. She's in dead pool. Six haywire. You'd know. We're. Person is she was the main actress in haywire. And they're haywire. Was hey, good will move. The soda jerk movie. It's like kind of an action movie, but it's it's a weird movie. But it's a really entertaining movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. I like it quite a bit. Yeah. Punch in but a little bit more going with like a confusing plot. Yeah. Yeah. No. I was talking about there is also. 'nother news Star Wars show. Oh, yeah. That is a sequel secret a secret sequel Zeke role. Zeke role. Girl. It is a sequel to the prequel rogue one. Oh, it's a Sikh premium seek pre. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Luna who is the fucking most boring Star Wars character perhaps of all time. Fair enough. This guy's and I've liked Yego Luna and other things. But but I'm like he like, it's like his whole intention was to be the most boring, and I'm like, okay. That's whatever it's going to be on Disney, plus or whatever. Yeah. You know, obviously, we're all going to get Disney. We can get it in Canada. There's not a lot of Disney Canadian content burn this country. That's going to be a shit show. Man. I bet you we don't get it. I bet it's gonna be Hulu that I can see that. Who is it? Yeah. Yeah. That's more easily done now. Now, I find I've heard, but so, you know, it's probably going to be another ten million dollars episode. They because they're really fucking loading up on shit. That's forces you to get Disney. Plus. And the only bright spot for me, or you know, it's the Star Wars thing. So. But it's bound of to feature the like origin story of K to us. Oh, which is one of my favorite news Star Wars carrying. They're so good super into it. Nice. It's not like Alan tunics, not gonna do it. Right. Awesome. Neat stuff Star Wars. Was there any other news or do you guys wanna talk with things you've been watching? Doing watching. It's been a while if there's stuff. Yeah. Did you do any wrap up on Halloween? Yeah. Yeah. Well, here's what happened by my Halloween watching suddenly became dominated by haunting Ville, yeah. Yeah. And I was watching that every night turn to finish it before Halloween. And it was all wrapped up in it. And then I finished watching have you guys watched all of it. I'm done now. Yes, dan. Yeah. All right. I was super into it. And then at the last episode fucking hated so much was like you took my Hala weaned from me puck until hate it. Yeah. I didn't. I look at ending on the off explanation. No, what was the house? I don't even know. And it turned into this us at the end. Family fucking garbage. Was willing to look over all the bad CGI puck and nonsense, and how things that make sense fucking clear the landing like this. Yeah. I didn't really hate it drives. Like, okay. This is what we're doing. And like, maybe it's nice. And every I didn't like, wait. What does that is the dead dead? I don't know what was going on. What did you just really want? This to kill him fuckers in people. Yeah. No. That can just hang out there. It's only wanted him. Yeah. I found. I feel like. Who was he? That was a weird explanation is like, oh, he was such a little man in in real life. He was a very tall, man. Yeah. But you know, what? Like everything surrounding it, the whole story and everything whatever that show scared me. Scare me. Basis when the two sisters all of whom looked identical by the way, very confusing for a long time. When they're driving to hill house. Shatt might. Yeah. There were some good moments. A lot of great. Yeah. But it's like without an ending. It just I spent so much time watching it. And all this other Halloween stuff. I wanted to watch any of it. And now it's fucking November. Yeah. You know, the ending was. Yeah. I guess I just felt like. I don't on house. That's all I guess. That's all the explanation. The Benton glady episode was so great. Yeah. In general, or we're we're pretty darn good. The the funeral op Assode. Yeah. Yeah. Great fucking bun liked it. But I didn't love it. I was just kinda like, okay, you're doing this. And it's pretty good. I guess I don't know. I just didn't didn't knock me out. I felt like the way. But I also knew that it was like that kind of sewed. So I was like. I guess like expecting the knockout. And then when it didn't mate, I was like what that's it. You know? Yeah. Like when the camera like. You see the first shot, and it goes for a while. But soon as follow someone you're like, we're going to be either do this. And I thought it was done to great if it. Yeah. It was good episode. I really thought the episode with the explanation of the gloves and her back story about like that stuff was like the episode for me. And then I felt like from there the season was very up and down. I feel like all these Netflix shows that I've been watching because I watched the whole series of Sabrina as well. I just feel like a lot of them have these like, really great highs. And then they're being stretched out like a lot of these Netflix shows just feel like the marvel to daredevil and Jessica Jones it particularly season was like there's a really good eight episodes in their sorry that we made twelve. Yeah. Find that a lot of those shows just like this show this show in particular. There was a couple of stretches of episodes where I just thought oh, totally disconnected. And now, I'm just waiting for the jumps. And then another episode come like, oh now, I'm back in on those the drama ever really found that I. I never found myself disconnecting completely all I was so bummed out by the end, that's all that kind of tainted. That's fair. I was just I was alright with accents like well. They're gonna end it someway. Apparently, there was a much darker ending that Mike Flanagan had. Maybe it was in better. Happy ending boring. Yeah. I mean other. Yeah. Families aren't happy. Yeah. I don't know. I thought there was a lot to like it a lot of performances in a couple of super stellar episodes. The enter Thomas getting work. And I thought he was he was fucking great. You know, who's fucking great was into Beth Gish and the guy who played her husband. Yeah. He has like this. Remember the monologue about the baby. Yeah. Yeah. Has like that's all one shot. So did this whole holy just fucking acted. Yeah. Yeah. Now, one one of the house people the old time he kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Her well, she has one monologue. She was talking about having her dreams when you first meet her that I was like oh lease smoked scary. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of great moments. Yeah. But yeah. But the ending really left me. Yeah. Annoyed. Yeah. I get that. Yeah. Time fucking horror TV show. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Definitely one of the strongest television. Yes, I've seen so haunting of hill house. That's on that flicks. I will really quickly say I've been watching the Netflix series called hip hop. Evolution. Oh, yeah. Toasted by Shad. It's a I believe it's a production. Or maybe it's just an American thing in shot is hosting it. I don't know. But it seemed like to me like it was maybe a Canadian thing talk about the dog exclusively Meister fresh. No, no. It's all about American hip hop. I'll say it definitely starts with like, you know, the story of hip hop is something has been covered on a lot of documentaries. Even documentaries not necessarily about it like rebel kings and stuff about the gangs that kind of lead into the hip hop stuff. If you've seen a lot of that like, the golden, you know, like beginnings of hip, hop in documentaries. But this show strikes, really good. Balance of like stuff that has somebody was interested in hip hop. I know and stuff like I didn't know zone. Like, it's I would say, even if you're like a person who loves hip, hop and knows a lot about hip hop. You'll still like watching this show and seeing it in. Everybody's own words. And there's a lot of great interviews. And there was a lot of people that popped up ours. Like, oh sweet. I'm glad they like talk to them. And there's technically two seasons. I think it's like four episodes of season though, and they're both on net flicks. And like, they get into episodes about like, you know, the southern hip hop, and they get into episodes about like the the women of the native tongues. So interesting, it's it's worth watch. And it just made me wanna do nothing, but listen the native tongue specifically will not a whole episode. But they do talk a bunch about like Queen Latifah ahead that song ladies first with Mony love and about like what they were going for. And so there's definitely a stretch were were after the first like four or five episodes. I was actually thinking like when are we gonna get more of like the women of hip hop because it's a lot of do here. And then they I was like all they they got to. Yeah. It's it's a good show. Cool. Yeah. It's worth watching. I'll do that hip hop. Evolution. What else have you guys been watching? I watched I was. Trank covers some ground real quick. Because there's a bunch of my TV stuff goes making a murderer's. He's in two. Oh, yeah. Watched all of that. Oh, really? Yeah. I I mean, I really enjoyed most of the first season. Yeah. But I was like why do I wanna watch this season two because you should is it really it's. Yes. Some things happen because it's about it's about Brennan. Like about getting Brennan, it's about both of them. Yeah. Is it really? Yeah. And it's fucking fascinating. And what's really fascinating is Steven Avery new lawyer. Yeah. She's cool. Yeah. Bucking awesome. I love her fucking crazy smart. And she's just tearing the whole thing apart is like this is fuck this is fuck this shows, you how shows you how the I should've gone what his defense should have done. You're like, oh, very intelligent so much smarter than other lawyer. But it's. But it's wild and all this stuff like all these pieces like it's. With some doubts. I might have had season one to them. Like, no get those guys out of there fucked. Yeah. It's really worthy watch. It's great. I loved it. And she's she's the show. She's very good. I watched bit of a sitcom that I don't even know if it's still going, but I watched a little bit of a show called great news. Is that the one with Andrea Martin? That's the one episode one of that. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. Injury. Martin awesome, man. She she's like ninety nine percent of the show. Yeah. It's by. Oh, I can't remember name. It's by somebody who has written on great shows like Schmidt, teddy news and thirty rock and stuff. I can't remember yet has a very thirty rocky by. Yeah. Yeah. I thought really good. And I watch watch something a Casey recommended I've been meaning to get around to and finally got around to been watching Detroiters. Nice good. He's in one. Yeah. It's the as it is. I think it might be in my top ten favorite shows of all time though. It's immediately. Good. Yeah. And I it's immediately as good as it can be. And then it gets better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Love that. Show boys that good wonderful chemistry. Those in love with their friendship. Yeah. Joe to so many gags set up. There's a lot of like just you. But as great mixture of stupid and smart, really, just terrific. Like, I was just please. How fucking funny at is that that show like like, I'm in love with that show because of how sweet it like it's just show their relationship is so sweet and like his relationship Tim's relationship with his wife, and who is SAM's sister who he hates. But there's there's there's this weird. I don't know something about it just hits me on an emotional level. I love that show. Yeah. It's great. It's also because I think Sam Richardson is one of the funniest people. Super good nice. So making a murder two and great news and Detroiters. I gotta watch great news from the sounds good. Yeah. It's not like it's not as good as Kimmy Schmidt or anything. It's just I I guess it's for for me. It's also wonderful to see injury Martin. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. For so much Emma's been watching a lot of life in pieces because there's guess third season on net flicks. And so I've been catching up Soad's of that. And I still find that very funny and charming little show. Like, I don't I don't love love love it. But anytime that she's watching it, and I'm there, I'm laughing should be all it, really terrible. Because like it's like, it's a commie as fuck jokes. Definitely structure owners doing what? Yeah. But somehow they do that. So well and funny, it's Brolin his NBA. Yeah. Are the funniest things about that yet Detroiters sweet? And there's an element to that. Where even the episodes that I don't find like hilarious or whatever just like the cuteness of the show like like a real kind of cuteness to. You're like I can't get mad at this. It's a little funny showed charming and. Yeah. Yeah. The misses. Oh, silly. Oh, you're sitcom. Yeah. It's a it's worth a watch. Well, that's another show where once in a while they'll throw a gag in. And you'll be like damn that's a good gag. There are some really gin and Dan back at all. Yeah. Fantastic. On nights. I forgot to write something down from one of the episodes in season three. And then I tried to like find quotes online. And like nobody's saved the quotes from that show online at all. But as a Cam. I think I've had a couple of quotes from that show. It's great. Casey anything else? Yes. Yes. My wife, and I went had a date. The other the other day, we went out to the movie theater. We called bohemian rhapsody. Oh, we're here. Feedback about this all the critic stuff and people who have been here about Queen. Or like bullshit lies and block Franken than people who are like, I don't care. I had fun. Yeah. There's a big like divide of the everyone. I know on Facebook Gusau it loved it. And all the reviewers are like, Nope. Okay. Big Queen fac-. I'm a big green fan Brian May's probably one of my favorites. Guitarists Brian May's guitars, one of my favorite guitars. And factual inaccuracy quite likely. It's a rock and roll by OPEC. Yeah. So they're gonna have to make it more exciting than a rock and roll career generally is and it's therefore like huge nerds. Yeah. Like, you can't you have to make them into Rockstars movie. So long story short is I fell in love with this movie. And you don't like this kind of my do actors being rockstar went in. I went in. I went in actively excited. But it's fucking wonderful. And and of the guy who plays Brian May doesn't try to do too much. I'll he does look a lot like. They were all they were showing the photo side by side. And I was like. They give the guy paying Roger Taylor. And obviously roaming Malik the most heavy lifting. So this movie lives in dies by Rummy Rummy Rummy. Right. Well, like Malik. Me like me like. His performance, and it is fucking flawless. It's fucking crazy. How good it is. The vocals does he you know, it's it's a bit of an amalgam between there's a lot of album cuts as a lot of butts. And you're you know, what you're like good. They show them in the in the studio recording. You're like well use the album cut because this is them warning that song. Yeah. And so the us a lot of that they use a little bit of running Malik like in the he'll be doing a little vocal, Ron. Okay. Well, that's him. And he did a hell of a job learning. How to sing just enough? Like, and then there's this other fellow that they found on YouTube or something I don't know where who this guy is or anything. But apparently, he sounds phenomenally. Like like, Freddie Mercury. So they blended in enough that you're like buck in totally works. Nice. It's oh my God. It's heartbreaking, and it ends with live like it doesn't. Yeah. Oh, cool. It doesn't end, you know, like with everybody standing around, you know, Freddie's craving. I mean, that's the moment. Right. Live aid. And he just takes control of Wimbledon. Yeah. I mean, it's one of the craziest things ever. Yeah. And it's an and if feels like you're there like it doesn't feel like actors acting like Rockstars nice, grosses me all the way out the door. Yeah. It's oh my God. It's it's so wonderful like, and I almost feel feel like you have to see in the theater because like it's a boat Queen, and they're like this larger-than-life band. Yeah. Yeah. But man, I feel like I'm overselling and yet at the same time I had such a visceral emotional, not the only person. Yeah. A lot of people who wanted I wanted to Dirk fuck and whatever real story over like the boring nerd, part of queens. And the thing that I find perplexing that a lot of people are a lot of the complaints. I for our that. Oh, they don't even talk at all about his sexuality that is ninety percent of the movie. They talk about his love affair and eventual marriage with his wife, and then and then how that falls apart as he learns more and more that he's a gay, man. And his sorta struggle to to admit that they don't go too much into it because the stories about a band not about a man learning that he's gay right? But that is so much a part of him as a performer right in how his stuff became overtly. Like a little bit more overtly homosexual or his sort of persona and everything and how he fought against that. And everything it's. There's there's enough in there that you wouldn't be like, oh, this is a move. Like, why didn't they the band glossed over it or whatever? Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand that at all. But interesting, oh, that's cool. That for his man, I I really loved it. And I didn't want to for a number of reasons. One of which being it's directed by singer and prime singers fucking. Oh, okay. For God that he. Oh, you know, how much of it was directed by Bryan singer somebody who apparently just never showed up. Yeah. And it doesn't feel like a particularly well directed movie. Although it it hits all the emotionally manipulative buttons the buns that you wanted to hit. It really does go from eight to be like really goes. Hey, here's this, you know, big mouth little guy who wanted to be rockstar. So he finds a band, and then now there are banned and then now they're signed and then. Yeah. Huge like, it just goes bizzare. But it does it. So it does it so magically and again Rummy Malik. I assume we'll be nominated and if not should be right though. The Oscars are fucking bullshit. Yeah. Man. Holy shit. Cool one. The my one problem with it that just totally grossed me out was that. Mike Myers is in this move. And he's actually great he plays. I heard about this. This this fake in our guy album of a bunch of people. And he has a line. I've heard of this line already. We'll just make your spine again pop out of your fun. Just say it's a reference to a movie he may that may or may not feature Queen. Fuck gross. And it's been it's it's in the tree or it's been like in clips like that. So basically Mike Meyers plays this in our guy who, you know, pushes back against Queen and says, this isn't the kind of song. No, no kids are going to sit in their car, and and bang their heads to this. Right. And I'm like. Wink at the camera. You ask they put a clip of that movie. The rest of the movie is. Yeah. But but man, I've gone on and on about it. But boy, you know, what maybe stick it in there. Because like that seeing Wayne's world it completely blue Queen up for generating they hit the charts again. Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. But if you're gonna make reference to it just go years later Queen. Like Queen way of doing that isn't growth. And it really was like, and and the thing is up to that point. I thought Mike Myers was was really wonderful in this movie as the heavy who nobody likes respects waiting for him to like I feel like he was in that terminal movie as a side character. And he's in this. I'm kind of waiting for like heat him to pop back up in those these kind of roles that he can be really good and what's the terminal moving with Margot Robbie. Apparently, it's not very good at all. Like a weird like high-concept? Yeah. Remember Saifi kind of weird. He was great and fifty four which I never saw was. Yeah. I also thoroughly enjoyed him in England has pastored ze. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he'll never not be in this movie is definitely doing Scottish accent. Right. Yeah. Does tell Queen to get in his belly. Brought all of his stick from. Also, I'm the love guru. Then he was like. Bauer. Horny shag get cetera. On own. Rap city then. Yeah. Well, can I jump into something to kind of fit with then I didn't do something kind of wrapped up my Halloween season, nicely and Tober. I went and saw Nick cave and the bad seeds. Oh my God. My friend was at that show. And I it sounds like it was amazing. It was without being too hyperbolic. It was one of the five best concerts I've ever seen in my life. He sent me some little video clips was phone, and it seemed like the best concert. I've ever been. Like any was immediately overwhelming. Yeah, he's a performer on like anything I've ever been close to it was fucking nuts and talking about, Freddie. Mercury owning Wimbledon like that just being in control of an audience. I it was unmanned heating doing it his own way. And I've rarely seen that kind of charisma and back and forth communication with the audience that he was very tactile with and we were sitting up in the we didn't do the floors. We wanted to sit because we're old. So the one hundred with really good seats and on the second song. He climbed all the way out there. And it was like face to face with someone finishing the song and intimate and intimidating and then it's over and he's like. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing up here. We've been onto her for like two years, and this is the last show. So. Which was not. So there's different energy to it. But he was so it was like this and flow of like aim to the audience and like. Expand the catalogue of like out of control to tender beauty. And there is this strange wit and intimacy and over the top PI trickle like I've never seen like if you have never been to you don't have to know a song next time. He comes you go. It is. It is. It's a unique experience. Everyone should go and have also listened to his. Very good at that. He was it was a fucking insane. I was shook from it for a few days. Unbelievable. Unfunny believable Easter eggs me as as somebody who would be who would be that live and also have seen a couple of pictures of him online recently. Let's good. Yeah. That's really good for as long, and it's pretty remarkable. What is going on in his personal life years that he's maintained his sobriety? Which was a quite thing for him for a long time. But you know, lose lose a bandmate loose on. And he's held onto his Brian. And he's just like become I don't know. He's probably in his in his peak. Powerpoint of being a performer at this point. You know? Unbelievable. Like, nothing I've ever seen so good. Yeah. When when he comes tours don't fuck around. I should've went. I was like what have I been doing? Not going to Nick, cave concerts, fucking time dummy. Anything else before film ruined? Yeah. I got my talking too much. No. I I don't know much. God. Sounds over. Call my mom right now. Talking for practice. Hey, mom. For your son. Doing nothing. I saw. The spy who dumped me. Yeah. I kind of wanted to love Kate. Mckinnon I'll watch it was fine. Not a good movie. But they're good in it. Yeah. Seemed like so. Yeah. As I laughed at a bunch of dumb little things in it and Kate McKinnon, it was the thing that we talked about. We're criticize a lot of movies where the taking care and Kenan like K make the same funny for escape. Thanks. Yeah. But she's just like she. Okay. So it works out fairly well most of the time in this one because she doesn't let. Oh nice. That's my favorite Kate. Mckinnon when she's a fucking weird. Yeah. Yeah. There's a couple of good line. So it's it. Yeah. It's a bad movie with good stuff in it. It trailers seem pretty bad. Yeah. I quite liked the trailer. I was kind of keyed up for it. Yeah. Luna's gratiot. They've really good chemistry. The two of them. That's what I did laugh a lot. Just don't worry about the plot being important for. Who cares? But the, but you know, what I give it a lot of credit for is that couple of the action. Sequences are fucking terrific. Oh, good. There's a car. Chase scene. Had a stunt with a dude on a motorcycle that I saw that scene twice times. When how? Well. I'm in dangerous. Yes. Very good. Very good motorcycle stunt, Philly whether times, very funny sweet. Could you? Roulette is our segment where the three was roll a die and the two high rollers get to go see something good this week. We chose the spirit remake. If you roll the low number on the die. You have to see something terrible this week. We picked slender Maine. And money for that movie. What's and had to he wasn't anywhere. And the low roller gets give the winters album to listen to for the rest of the week. We will talk about those movies talk about an album, and then we will roll for next week SIS Baria, this is the remake of the Dario are Gento film from the director of call me by your name. Starring Dakota Johnson Tilda Swinton Mia Goff, and many others and the description here is a young ballet dancer travels to prestigious dance academy near up only to discover it is a front for something far more sinister and superman natural admist a series of increasingly grisly murders the ratings on letterbox three point eight out of five skewed pretty pretty heavily towards the top. And. Been waiting for this movie been excited about it. I thought the choice of director was a really cool interesting choice. I was glad that they were leaving away from the R Gento, look and feel with the trailer. And so I was kind of on board for seeing this. I wasn't too excited about that. It's over two and a half hours long. Yeah. But when the theater and sought. Yeah. I did not. Yeah. I tried to it didn't work out. I watched something else. Okay. But that's bear. Then that two and a half hour. Runtime messed up my bag babysitting. Yeah. We have a long movie I want something else. Okay. That's fair hearing good things and people who are in the know. Yeah. Our Gento and. Yeah. Proper horse. So very curious. I love superior old. Good lower. My god. I love it. The best ever. And I've been meaning to revisited after seeing this one or I kind of wanted to see it before too. I here that felt like myself disservice by yeah, revisit. Yeah. I kind of decided not to and then now of meaning to revisit it. Yeah. So the remake or sort of companion piece as you might wanna call it. It definitely leans away from a lot about the original. So it takes place in the year that the original came out. So I think it's like seventy seven or something along those lines in Berlin. There's a lot of background of political strife and things going on there. And again, totally leans away from the stylistic elements of the first movie, which if sometimes people who criticize spuria will say like, it's a really like, you know, doesn't make sense. And it's kind of outrageous and like skirts on being a really heavily stylized movie on outside of like making sense and stuff, which is fine. But I'm like, but what style it's fucking gorgeous. Like, the movie could be about anything. If it look that good for me. But I also think is a great movie I understand that. And I thought it was cool that they leaned away from that. I I I like that they were going for like a textured kind of you know, drab rainy Berlin kind of looked to this movie. That said this is the kind of movie that makes me hate having to try to talk about movies. Because I walked out of this movie, just a a buzz of conflicting emotions there were things that I really liked about it. There were things. I didn't like about it. I have no idea really how I came down on this movie in terms of like. Yeah. Greater no bad. It was no lot of both. Right. I feel like it. Maybe. Bites off more than it can chew in terms of what it's trying to get at the Mattingly. It's a dense movie, and I just found that by the end of superior twenty eighteen it didn't the density and all the things that it was about don't like wrap up. I found that like all of a sudden the end the movie, I was like, oh, you're trying to end it like this now, I guess like, okay. And I just felt like there were scenes that were so intense and great like the scene that you'll have heard about or the scenes that people are talking about where they say, you know, becomes a very physical and grotesque, you know, there before the movie came out they showed a screening of scene where like somebody's dancing in one room and somebody's reacting in another room and getting murdered by kind of like the dance and that whole sequences like so grotesque and so like body horror fucked up like. It's really intense and really effective. But then there is other things that just didn't really work for me. I thought the idea of Tilda Swinton playing multiple characters is like, okay, you can do that. You felt very like I'm just gonna do that. Because I can it didn't feel like like she plays this like investigator psychologist guy who's like kind of investigating goings on after one of his patients disappears. Who was somebody? That was maybe being groomed at the academy and didn't live up to expectations to the witches. And it's kinda like there were moments where the prosthetic effects for till the in that role where amazing there were some scenes where I was like that's just her didn't really like tied deeply story. Like, professor to the club. I know. Well, there there was out times. Where like I've heard people say, you know, it it it adds like an era of femininity to the thing. There's not a lot of men in it. And that's kind of like what the moves of. About. And so I get that. But it just didn't seem like I just kinda like, okay, it just it. It it always took me out. I every time she spoke as that character. It was just Tilda Swinton voice. Right. And sometimes the percentage were so good. I was like, wow. That actually really is amazing. And I didn't even realize it in the visuals of the scene, then she would say something, but I go. Yeah. She's still ain't right distracting various, but it's a good. It's a good performance. It was that's what that's what is so frustrating to me. But this movie is that there's things that I liked and disliked in the same thing. Like I liked that performance. Dislike, you know, the choice sometimes but other times I liked it one. The one thing I will say that. I actually really dug about this movie was they don't shroud the dance academy in mystery. We get a lot of stuff with the witches just like making decisions and sitting around reading the newspaper and talking about like the witch stuff. That they're doing that day. And like there's a scene where they have to like vote who's going to be in charge. And I just really liked that it wasn't like secret. I like that. It was like also this is going on. And they have to deal with their wits relationships and like the logistics of running a witty academy. I actually really liked that stuff stays to take the witch. Yeah. I really dug that stuff there's kind of a moment in the movie where it seems like they're going to do kind of switcheroo on the main character like who the main character is and it was so ready to go on that ride, and then leans back away from that. And I felt like it was such a missed opportunity because there's the main character of Susie. And then there is some other who's the other character 'cause Dakota Johnson, Suzanne Mia, Gotha. Sarah. And so like, Sarah Goth is is a person who's been there. Previously and Suzy Takada Johnson is the is the person coming and writing and realizing weird things going on. And there's a point in the movie where it's like, oh, I think Dakota Johnson is too far gone now into the witch, you know, Kalt in his may be like not herself anymore, and now now it's going to be about her, and it's going to be about Mia Goth, Sarah. Now, if feels like the movie's is gonna take turn and be like now, it's about her realizing oh shit. My friend is too far gone is made some kind of deal with the may be in like our relationship has changed. And I'm now I'm gonna see the rest of the movie from her perspective. And I was like awesome. And then it's like never mind. Well, yeah. Because because the Syra character meets with the Tilda Swinton as the psychologist character, and she's like, no, it's just a dance academy, and he's like something's going on here. And so it was like leading into this interesting area where the person who was defending is now like realizing something's awry, and I felt like it was going to be really interesting. And then it wasn't damage. Yeah. And yeah, I mean it gets to freak out at the end and fine. I guess it's just really freaky. And I don't know. I I left disappointed, and I felt like some of the editing. I really didn't like it took me a good half an hour to settle into this movie. Like, I like the first scenes I was like, I do not like the editing that you're doing here. I do not like the texture is very jazzy editing. I didn't feel like it. It felt like the movie was trying to force the vibe of some of the performances on me instead of just allowing me to watch the performance because there's a scene at the begin. Inning of the movie with what's her name khloe, grace Marantz, and she's very like, Iraq and freaking out. And I felt like the movie was like forcing the erotic nature of that performance. Instead of me just like watching her beer attic. I was like man she's fucking like let me soap this in just wanna like experience. It don't shove down my throat. And so it really took me a fucking half hour of this like two and a half hour movie. Did finally like, okay, I've like acclimated to the moving, right. And that's a fucking problem for me. Yeah. I just wish there was more of a through line with that main character. I felt like there was some interesting choices that could have been made. It's not bad. But at times definitely felt like a bit of a chore by the I definitely recommend it. Yeah. No. I'm going to watch. It definitely need to see it. It's probably watching know when I have a half hours to waste on a movie. That's agree. Yeah. Like like, I said that the stuff with the behind the scenes of the witches and all that like is really cool. And I liked it. They focused heavily on that. I just felt like when it was all said and done. I was like, well, you really like went to dents to all over the place that never really fully wraps up. At like, I felt like all of a sudden it does that thing. We're like, oh every once in a while you'll hear the political stuff over the radio or and I felt like all of a sudden at the end of the movie when they kind of start tackling the political stuff. I was like, okay. I guess like you did show me that stuff over the radio. And now you're about that. But I just felt like it just felt very like. I don't know. It just didn't land for me to didn't feel like it had like properly set itself up for that. I don't know. Right. That'd be interested in more takes on it though. I I I'm gonna see it feel like all chime. Yeah. So frustrating disappointed, but also partially enjoyed a lot of it. So it was very like I came out of it. Like, I don't know. What to say what this liked in hated it? I don't know. So yeah, it's a spirit twenty eighteen divisive movie. Yeah. Greg. What did you I? Well, I. I went in on a abandoned dice roll winter. Yeah. I caught up with the predator. Oh, nice curious to see it's. Yeah. Shane black. Fred dekker. Interesting cast. Can they make this franchise? Good still a troubling production. Yeah. I heard. Yeah. Definitely stuff there. Yeah. I'll be brief. Yeah. It isn't good. Okay. It's it's I was on board for a while. Yeah. Mo's washing with. Anna. And well, let's let's say this to I. You know in my teens and twenties I smoked a lot of pot. Yes. It was a great time. Yeah. And then I stop smoking hot became legal. Recently. And I was sitting there at lunch on the day that it became legal. And I'm like twenty year old me would be so mad if I didn't. Yes. Ordered some from the government online could. Joints. You can buy them. Like, there's a five by different obviously brands. I'm also I've been like I'm going to do it eventually because just the idea that I can get a little package like a pack of cigarettes. It has five joint. Talked about twenty. Yeah. So they send me that in the mail and it's at around for a while. But then I was like I happen. I know I went for the real high CBD real. Yeah. And I had like what CBD THC or the different things in. We'd say things, but basically CBD is is won't get you like like physically like, I'm stoned. I'm seeing things shit. That's THC. So if it has high THC, you'll give very like effective like the act of. And CD's more like chill. Okay. It's almost like an ACO. How does work? Don't want to. Yeah. So yeah, I had like such a little baby air fight of. Air fight of. And I had just like this tiny little one. But on the predator and watch the predator with the and and that was it was really I was in this kind of crazy and fun and a little bit on board for this. And we're watching and a little stone watching. Yeah. And then seen is like crazy. This kind of Kuku bananas going on. I think you're right. It's like predator the comedy. It's got a lot of zingers and stuff like that going on. It's like the Shane black. Yes thing when it gets a little off the chain. Okay. And then there's a lot of stuff like he's he's man. Those jokes don't work. No don't do that. No, not too far. But enough that I was like, yeah. Come on something else anything else. Yeah. And in about a half an hour, and is when it then I started then I got bored compounded with the board was you've seen the trailer. There's the predator, but there's a bigger. You know, the jaws three. And the bigger predator looks terrible. Great. It looked awful. I don't like the design, and there's a lot of crummy CGI going on whether they fucked up because I was into it. When it was the first it's just a fucking guy, really big guy. Guys works. The big monster guys like eleven feet tall. And this is too big. That doesn't make me more scared out of. Yeah. And I was like I was on board for the comedy vibe. And then the outrageous violence of this predator. Dude, and it was like practical effects wicked sterling K Brown in this movie. And he's very good in it. Awesome. And Boyd hall bricks like he's he's a solid lead. And he and he was holding it down to there's like a half an hour of like, I'm having a good fucking time yet crazy Shane black. Fred Dekker fucking monster mash going on here. And then it just like the fucking next forty five minutes or whatever just like, oh, just fucking wrap it up. That's guys. The ending is. I'm like what what what are we going for here? I don't wanna see this movie pitching for me night. Like where we're at the end. You're no good is a real question. Mark at the end of the question market, just like in net, yet do this like, no. Next time three predator. The third ones even bigger the third one. It's really small. The three predators. Three predators. It's a bummer. It is summer dogs or whatever. Yeah. Airbridge that look stupid white dogs still you didn't hear about that. During the trailers, they adamant to do a really dumb thing with them president says, but the third. Allies. Goes. Gore's. Dammit. That's dumb garbage shit predator. Yeah. Oh, what a fucking body of in government. We'd. That's funny. Casey little joints rolled like little joint to they'll cigarettes. They're kind of like a little bit of a bat. Yeah. Okay. I'll show you. Yeah. Similar weird. Fucking it blows my mind. Oh, that's you know, it's nice kind of thing. I do remember like. Good. Package joins. Of this door, the government will mail it. Yeah. Very bizarre. Yeah. It's all too scary for. Yeah. To do. One of the things you had to do was watch slender man, directed by Sylvan white. In a small town in Massachusetts, four high school girls perform a ritual in an attempt to debunk the lower of slender men that when one girl goes missing they suspect that she is his latest victim. Oh, I was kind of excited about you having to watch this because it gave me reason to be like, oh, watch it. And then we'll be able to talk about this show because I kind of had a weird interest in seeing what the fuck this movie is in. Then I didn't watch it. Well, let me tell you because I didn't see experience you watched one to one. Really? Actually that makes me feel a lot better. Because watching this movie, I was like, I don't know. I'm gonna talk about this movie because it's not a movie. Well, you know, I guess it's a movie and that the images move in front of your face. Yeah. Yeah. Story. It certainly isn't all somebody fishbone shirt that that was like I was like, wow, I can't wait to tell Craig this. It's the best part of the fucking movie down that would blow your fucking mind. Yes. Good one too. Nice shirt. Yeah. It's a great shirt. Yeah. I think you have that one. No, I've seen it. It's on their website. It's a nice color combo on the the rings and the fish anyway. Great vote. First off, I will say the whole concept of slender, man. I think is hilarious because he's like if you think about it. He's a slender, man. Yeah. He's he's it's like a buddy type. And then a man. Yeah. He's a slender, man. Yeah. I have a question about this movie. So is this movie a like telling esque retailing, ask of the of the story of like this this character? Or is it piggybacking off the true story thing happen? No, okay. Wait. It's like, how did you are you vaguely aware of what happens in the ring and also vaguely aware of the Candyman and also vaguely aware of what's that Bye-bye, man. Yes. Yes. And also are you vaguely aware of the fact that sometimes teenagers do things with zero motivation? Okay. Yeah. And the consequences are completely unclear. Okay. And then spooky hospital. Yeah. Sure. There's nothing movie. But like it has nothing to do. Because I was under the impression that it was maybe gonna have something to I heard like, oh, it's tasteless or something because it has something to do with the the two girls who like were inspired by slender men to murder like, your friend, or whatever. No, maybe anybody. I don't know that anything happens to know. I don't know what the slender man is. If I didn't if I didn't. No. And I didn't know what this lender men was before movie. Yeah. I didn't really know what the lower was or heading what his motivation was why he wears a suit. I didn't know any of this once look professional. Yeah. But like what does he job job? For the job you want. I don't wanna be slender businessman. Any business middle do? Management. That's so funny. For right now. I gotta snatch. I got us entertainer to me. Watchmen bid up boat if you can sit like at the bottom of the page, and this appreciates this is. He'll hit subscribe. This is. This is what I don't get. So is slender, man. Does he live in the computer or the woods is tree or sewer is just waiting for you to be a tree? That was. Eventually like, it's like, what's it's it's really weird because you know, how movie will do thing like where like they'll set up something. And then they'll show you a computer screen and be like somebody's medical records or something. You'll be like oh shit. That's why that happened does that we're they'll show a computer screen with medical records or something like somebody in the hospital. Why like what does this have to do with anything like through huge reveals? And you're like, I don't know what they're revealing. They don't know who Allison is a new person. I didn't know anyone was by the way, they knew the one girl named they kept on calling her alley, and then the internet name that's talking to them. Was alley cat, Mike. It's supposed to be her. And then like a real reveal that it was her. And I'm like, yeah. It's the same name. You should've changed the name. What I gotta I gotta say this is a huge deal for me. Because I didn't I couldn't grasp anybody's names behind the Senate hers a lot I don't know the any of the other names, but hers realize yelling all the time. The she's the lead. And she's so like this interested in being in the movie. Oh, yes. She's the one who seemed like she was very aware that she was in a movie. Yeah. Yeah. Radio over. Yeah. She the dark hair one. They all were. Yeah. She's the one that turns into a tree. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And the whole she's like, no, I don't think so. Oh, so she's the one who goes and makes out with that guy. And then and he's like. Yeah. I think it needs to be in the know for that. But there there was a lot of there's a lot of shaky face. Like, you know, the thing where where like, you know, it's scary because the camera speeds up and you're. Scary. Sorry to scary freaky. There's a ton of that. And then. Yeah. The like, I just didn't know what was happening at any given time because I'm like it's like four of the same girl. Yeah. And one of them's gone. I think, but I don't understand that this splendor Mun, slender Flynn. Yeah. You bring. Coffee. I don't understand the tree thing. I don't feel like that's been a part. I mean, the see here's the thing. Sometimes they the there's them there in the woods. Okay. Yeah. You know trees. Yeah. Chooser in the woods where the trees, you're not there. Yeah. In the woods. And if you're not careful sometimes you're in the tree. Both got these little things on the back on your. Yeah. That always on there is that you put in your pocket like that. Yeah. Crazy pocket. Little pops in your fun. Big. Oh, okay. Out the whole time. No it pop socket. I got mine for free at work. So what is for for holding your phone playing a game or something with one hand and talking to fall out, you drop your phone lot? Yeah. I'm telling you have 'em falls asleep on my other arm. I can like Macao gem like. Drop it. Yeah. Yeah. More interesting than slender, man. I thought we were going to find out what the slender man was or why he was what he was. I think the one of the things about the the myriad of stories of slender men is that I think they intentionally don't tell you anything about him because it's like they've never actually created like a true back story to the characters. Also, really hard to think of something. Cool. Takes a lotta time. Yeah. Didn't. One thing that was my favorite or the one of the funniest things about this movie is one of the girls goes missing her name was Katie because they show Katie they show the computer, and like her the AP that goes out for Katie. And it just has missing Katie missing since one PM. Katie. It says we only have one one PM. Oh, love it so much that. Yeah. There's there's absolutely nothing nothing in this movie. Except for at the end the movie goes like this lender. Mun? That's what he wants. He wants you to click like, and he wants you to what research him online because that's how a virus grows a virus thing throw into it. He's a computer virus too. Yeah. Yeah. Lawnmower man as well. Also, doesn't that fancy? Doctor octopus move running through the forest, which the only thing that I that. I thought looked even mildly. Cool. It was like, okay. I guess he's a big spider. Now. Enough. But but yeah, then then at the end, I'm like are we doing a little social commentary here? He has to click like you have to watch your mind, your screens in like video and stuff. And that's how he lives like, well, that's part. Like, I feel like they're trying to get at like, the the the actually interesting thing about him in real life. There's a documentary about that case where the the kids tried to murder, their friend or whatever. But the the only thing that's like of interesting about it is how it has like gone from just like a weird internet story. That was just like a spooky story to like thing. The the like. Stu like fake story on the internet has become like a real folklore to like younger people who it was always something that people talked about when they grew up because they were born like in whatever something. Yeah. So it's kind of interesting that like that idea of because it was something that was spoken of on the internet when these younger kids were growing up at his become its own version of like that kind of urban legend thing there's like an interesting thing. They're just sounds like they did it with like hits grad. Could've they could've done something with it. Like it's so unclear if that was the point that they were trying to make nobody. Yeah. Nobody computer too much like everybody to get their come up through the computer, whatever. Yeah. It's it's a nothing movie. I didn't even hate this movie. Yeah. I just just there's nothing just a fucking voi-. Yeah. I felt like the thing like the ring was like watch the tape, and then you'll die die. Cool. Saw the tape the phone call seven days and this one it's like you watch the video and the video's like we'll two zero the instructions video bell. And closer is keep keep your eyes close. There will be another bell. Do not open your eyes for this bell. Wait to third bell is open. Oh, please follow these exercise. The slender man will not fully baked. You will end up with a big fat, man. Yeah. Yeah. That's not. Yeah. Yeah. Man on demand. Yeah. Frightening. He was saying NewCo. Coach slow going through a period of time. Let him. But that that was the thing like somebody would disappear, and I'd be like, I guess they're gone or whatever. But I don't know what happened to them in the movie goes lists and don't worry about it. And they're a tree now. Oh, we see that you followed. You original instructions. Now, you'll go to the forest for news lenders. No, nobody if you open them, we will we don't we can't promise your slender men specifically order, if you open them this time, there's going to be too many slender. The only do the second thing right in the woods. They all open. There is no. So they had bad bring something that they love to sacrifice and they bring like pottery and close the slender, man. Once your pottery, dad. Dad? Put it on his cubicle when it becomes a businessman all been like. So like they've been like a tight little group or whatever. And then the one friend throws look real dig at the other one when they bring their stuff just like I've read this picture, dad. This thing I made my grandma's would've brought of your trophies. Trophies? I wasn't even aware that goes. Oh, I thought you were going to bring to your trophies or whatever we don't know that she's droopy winter all she loves this not have been established at all. Now, it seems like you're did. And then it just it's let go. Comes back again. Yeah. Wonderful. Well, slender Mun has been fun. But I gotta tell you guys. We gotta hurry up. Why and hang around. Oh. The album by blues traveler. About this way here. Hey, hurry up. Yeah. Not too long that he's got to go gigging. Because there's a wolf. Yeah. Listen, this is horrible. And it sounds just like it. Always sounds sounds like it was produced in nineteen ninety eight. Well, it has that same drum sound. Yeah. And it just I was listening to it. And like, I cannot believe how big this kind of stuff was for a little while. There was I was the album they had with the cat that won't care, and it goes. Yep. He has. Coming. God. This is so. Who this could possibly before still listen to this like somebody like Illinois blues? New BT? I'm a little I'm busy with my life and driving around Subaru forester. You know, I can I can get back in the middle of the spring a little Pachulia in my hair. I gotta get my PT. Into BT. Oh god. It's got a little worse. Kind of little like Funke's hours just funky blues. It's that same thing. Like like that mid grows period after the Barenaked, ladies, really big all their junk sounded and this and like Jack Johnson, and even like Sugar Ray who is kind of like a weird heavy band is like our this too big. This is the sound everyone really liked it. So buck and horrible funky. Listen to like this. It sounds so nineteen ninety eight the way the drums are recorded. I tell you. I did not listen to a minute of the wall. Have you ever heard of blues traveler song? Like fucking twelve of them. Yeah. Which is basically like forty five minutes of one's own. Yeah. Occasionally slower and occasionally funkier. It is does he play. The thing. Always did. Signature sound. He's a doctor his sickness like was he the first person to do like a little bit of an over modulated. Is that law that that is I don't know because I feel like there's not only a signature sound is just like they've got it a little distorted so. Yeah. Daddy went to gig in like a little bit of a dead. Gigging. Sorry, I wasn't around while you were being raised. I was like come on, man. This is the you know, I wasn't at sorry to the lady I wasn't too. You know, I was a de gigging. Sorry to the lady. Me and the lady started both of them. And listen is no Beth. It's no it's no work to do. Yeah. Yeah. Dad is gone gig in to Dempo all of it is gross gross bad fucking Saka. Doug. Shia. Yeah. Well, guys, I'm so sorry to harsher mellow harsh it again with whatever you're giving us. Well, I don't think so. Okay. Because I had two choices. I had air down to two week. But daddy, I love when. You know, a hilarious ban puts out a new album. And there's one of those Hanson has a new. My great that is. Oh, we get to pick. Yes. It's like when you shave somebody's only one of their eyebrows off. Forcing them. No, no. It's not. Or this is this is like the choice between shaving off both of your then giving you lovely new set of eyebrows. Okay. Because there's the new Hanson album. Yes. You got to wonder what that's like. Blues. Yeah. But there's also a new Jay mascot album that. Yeah. Well, that was that was going to be option B because that's going to be a legitimately great album. It is good. So what do you guys want? He goes one Hanson or Jane mask as well. I've heard the Jayme ask us as well. So. I mean, I'd down for not doing any work. Both listen to the J masters. Ask is never do. Our by a j man, I'm Ben. James Jay, men, the Jayme in you'll be listening to this week. You did give us a choice though, you said, well, we both listen to it. So I was saying well, we both listened to it. So we can form easy opinions. We'll do that. That's not what I heard. You're that's like you asked us if we wanted. Our eyebrows shaved off you were. You were rise out. Yeah. Yeah. We were like what we both shaved their beards. Your eyebrows are gone. Of your. Off your. All right. Okay. Probably not even produced by the dust brothers. Like, they're big one was. I can't say for sure it's probably producing produced by their dad or something. What forty now? Yeah. Probably. I hope. It's amazing. Yeah. Really good. Yeah. I my. Manager a guess at work is just a fucking wonderful guy. Yeah. Like, totally love him. And but he has the oddest taste in music. Like he and his girlfriend traveled to buffalo to go. Watch a Google dolls. Do travel for the. Yeah. Go to. Yeah. Now's the time to roll. And we discussed earlier that it would be a winner's choice because there's two weeks coming up and both have releases that look great three releases. It look great. Yeah. Widows is supposed to be phenomenal the news name McQueen. Ralph breaks the internet supposed to be a delight and secrete to great to so winners choice. Yeah. And the punishment film and begin what was the name of it, but Christmas shit bucks? Yeah. The name of it. Yeah. It's about a magical boxful shit. Santa's summer house. What the fuck already got a dog in this action stars in the world have a soft spot in their heart for Christmas because Gary Daniels fucking awesome. As ing. Fucking Roth rock also amazing in this movie with Chris bitch, American hunter himself. Yes. Directed by David Koto. So you know, half of it. We'll take place in David Kotel. Hopefully be talking dog. Roberts bucking. Yeah. So this is going to be wonderful. Interesting selection of. Yeah. Fred action stars. Totally this is this is the Christmas expendable of. Yeah. Yeah. Lists. Action people wonderful. Yeah. So let's go and roll. I will go first and roll. Okay. What do you got? I'm gonna go first button. Greg. Three fuck. Couteau? More Christmas movies, if it has got to have a lot of maybe maybe we'll try and make it a whole Dakota. Chris Dakota Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, some of it's got to be gay porn, right? Well next week. We'll talk about David Dakota's film, Christmas, Santa's summer, home, whatever shit bucks. We will. Oh, look at this twenty seventeen he made a Christmas cruise. Twenty seventeen. He also made a Royal Christmas ball twenty seventeen he also made my Christmas grandpa twenty-seven TV also made runaway Christmas bride. In two thousand sixteen. Christmas grandpa. That's a short. Unfortunately, that's a short. Oh fuck. 2016 husband for Christmas. Oh, he took a break for Kersey. That was the first one in a while. God. Yeah. That he's been on a tear recently kid. Misguided? Do you think has been for Christmas delivering those two? Yeah. Really christmas. That's awesome. Ride with the word. I was added into it. Christmas. She's like a runaway. Chris was Brian. Movie called Asian ghosts. No. The koto. You're the best. Yes. I love you. Only awesome. Six six six creepy Kerry. He's a movie called Bigfoot b Cooper. Yeah. I've heard about that on the podcast. Eric Roberts is the fucking man roberts's in that. Making this mistake still gonna call it Bigfoot versus TV. Hey, he's another obviously, we'd longtime listener what you did a talking cat. Yeah. Longtime ago, but there's a talking pony as well. Oh my gosh. Same year. Did we do? I feel that. We didn't see it that we. But I don't think we watched it. What's going to happen? Yeah. Hayes Easter movie Easter bunny puppy. Let's just watch every day Dakota movie ever. And then. Changing gears on this. There's another exclamation point movie called my Steph, others vampire, didn't we watch that own watched my dog is a vampire. Fuck. To KOTA three different movies that involve question marks. And exclamation points in the title. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he does commentary for most of them as well. If you buy the DVD. Holy fuck. Yeah. I don't know why we're not a David deco either. Podcast. I just hit the porno section of is. Pornos a strong word. It's just guys tidy whitey's taking really long showers with no nudity. Right. Yeah. Okay. All right next week. We'll talk about that David Koto movie. We'll talk about that album. We will talk about the movies that watch next episode and directed under a bunch of fake name. Oh, yeah. I want to read Julian Breen sometimes he's like a Mary something Mary's. I saw that one when Mary Crawford when I'm watching a movie called the magic, wonderful sounds magical. Yeah. Oh, it has a secondary title, the great Halloween puppy. Oh, man. What do we do anything? Oh, yeah. Oh, Santa summer house is as Mary Crawford. Yes. Yeah. Wonderful. Fuck man. Can't wait what? Oh, yeah. Greatest as always. We will see you next Wednesday could buy internet. There's a big life-size grad stiletto heel the end of every day.

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Tiger Kings Saff Reacts to Misgendering, Dr. Rachel Levine, Stopping the Clock on Womens Tenure Tracks

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Tiger Kings Saff Reacts to Misgendering, Dr. Rachel Levine, Stopping the Clock on Womens Tenure Tracks

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It's so disgusting. When people say that but I did I loved them. You did and it was. You can read it in a day and it so romantic. It's so say how's the trailer. I haven't seen an awful lot. Well it's on all these lists of like ten times. That book adaptations made the leap and didn't fuck up but oh better yet. Yes and I don't see it and I keep thinking that woman is What's her name's Kid Don Johnson? Oh I guess she does look like Dakota Johnson. How she does she does. It's also apparently but she's always been very sexy movies. She's like is it sexy and if it's like no it's like it's the you know the yellows. What are the yellow ones called the my? What did you like in despicable me? Is fixable me. Yeah yeah then so. She's not sexy in a movie. The new minions come get her. Is I know that know that does happen. But also the fact that she was asked to be in minions as one of the minions can she was like can you put lingerie on them and they were like. That's not really what we do. Because he's a kid movie and she's like I'm out while well she's gotta stay true to herself. Do you really do Schreuder Neo. Yeah she's got a new true. Please sorry I've done okay. True Nude New Trud sorry. True Nude is a good brand name for a gene. Like so like they're so tight you can see your genitals yeah. I'd love a pair of jeans like that all the parties own. Okay I have one thing to end the never fall about parties okay. Apparently there is boob. One of the things about sex in media is that it's always frontal lady dudes in a full like suit basically but in this show. There's full frontal male nudity more than what's female gays. I did novels written by a woman. Sally Rooney I don't who directed it but that's how it's who has directed the room or it brought to you by the room like that terrible. What's his name? It can't be the guy who's friends with James Franco. Yeah what's his name. Tommy Tommy Wise Elway. Sorry you're right. L. Louise Aka twenty. Why wait the the real? You Mean Room. Yeah okay okay got it. Yeah I do. Yeah Yeah No hettie MacDonald Lenny. Abe Ribs averaged Abraham labral happens. I'm Jay exactly. Yeah so that's pretty cool. Yeah I loved that is he. Gay Is Lenna Gay. Well honey. If he's not he shouldn't have done what he did with me. And that makes it. Ok Guys Act You say that you could also say that We picked daisies and then we pushed daisies. All right okay. Oh yeah I thought it was called Rosebud? I liked AC better anyway. So I don't know what he's telling the world this world in my world honey. Let's put it this way. The flowers the flowers did it came up. Came hours a blossomed. The flowers came out of the Attic. That came out of that at. I see he is married to a woman named Monica. Who Thought Lewinsky she? Well that's what I don't know honestly I'm really depressed about that. I'M GONNA cry because I really thought he was going to leave his wife for me but he cliven talked years so that's hope yeah sort of thought. Is that part of the book? Is that why? He's a good director because he's always because it's about holding out hope that's part of the book that's given book was very sexy. I have to say that's what people are saying. They're saying that the TV show is on Hulu. It's on that it said it sexy sexy city. I had sex city yes I had to read it under. My covers was embarrassed to be reading flashlight. Yes so it's like it's like a smarter fifty shades of gray. No not really. I don't think there's any bondage or anything like that but it's just a really romantic story very likely story. Is it the lead like the notebook that they all die in a tunnel at the end spoiler alert it is? It's exactly like the notebook yeah in Kansas. Which of course as you know I loved. I couldn't get enough. Sorry not the notebook that letter I got one time. Techies happened over the letter. I got one time with Kieron. Nightly out honestly. I wish it had been way better the letter I got one time. Yes or six LUPITA also be called. Is it accurate my sister? That bitch didn't give me that letter. Yup because that's really what little sister is a bitch and she needs. She needs to pay for what she's done. I still like sent that letter period piece about like unrequited love. You could just see the credits coming up in cursive. The letter got storing curious nightly cure nightly and. What's the other one? The one who's in a split and James mcavoy I think is his name. Yeah and search in which she's little research whatever she says. Yeah Yeah source sources SORTA sear show SORTA. Yeah Okay my question to you saying you're going to go to all the parties with my genital genes. Do you think. Have you thought about whether or not you will be more social after this? Oh no I will say like you've discussed off the air minute ago. I am getting for the first time this week. I'm starting to feel a little antsy and I hadn't had that feeling yet and it's it's starting now So I do. I don't know necessarily that. I WOULD WANNA see people more but I definitely want to be like I mean. I don't know where people who've move in packs. I WANNA see people at the grocery store and I want to see you know what I mean. I WANNA see traffic and all that kind of stuff i. I don't know the movie I just in This Day and age all of it when he when grands I wanna see him more as Peres. I just want to live you know but But no I mean I guess I yes. Of course I missing people I do miss going into your will for the show I really do. I miss seeing you missing. Just the energy there so there are there. Is that that that I that I definitely do miss. It does feel very I mean. Look I'm I am have spouses so I've spouse in my house and it's it really truly is of lesson in one person cannot satisfy all your sure like you can't there. I don't I really more than ever. Don't I believe that getting trying to get something from one person is so dangerous? Oh Yeah you came you so bad for your relationship. Yeah it's it's difficult for someone to be like your best friend. The person who are most attracted to the one who cooks in my ear. I mean it's just like it's not. It's just hard for it to happen. But when but also on the added thing if that's really the only person you're seeing so much it's it's a lot of pressure it's a lot of pressure. That's why I am I. I like the idea of normal people. Because it's like you know it sounds like a coroner would just make that hotter jet probably because he quarantine themselves right is at the Tagline yes ric we quarantine ourselves. Yeah you know I have to be honest. Aaron. I have a complaint to make about something. That should be very sexy. But isn't my newfound problem with Lotion ings? And I'll tell you exactly what I mean. And this. Is this Jerry Seinfeld thirteen. Does anyone Jerry Seinfeld. Is That who you said? Jerry Seinfeld Star this. This is Jerry Seinfeld. Joke in my thank. Have you ever noticed? How when you wash your hands and put lotion on them. Five seconds later your hands or but again and then you have to relocate them. So that's the joke but that's the reality to that's why so funny like here's your washing your hands so much. I guess every time I put Lotion on my God damn burnt hands cooking some now every five seconds later turn on the tap or some Buchan reason. Soka my hands for who knows why and it's not to wash my hands. I just washed them. Jerry Seinfeld while you mean your your hands are just wet. 'cause you're cooking so much yeah like. I'm doing the coffee or doing you know what I mean. I'm just like whatever. Oh I have Palm aid on my hands and I want to get it off or intimate just stuff like that so then I have to reload reload. Certain point. It's like not sexy anymore. It's annoying. How much lotion are you going through a day? I don't know few ounces. I guess I don't know I don't know I don't know how to measure it. I haven't used that recipe at from cooking so once I do I'll be able to tell you like a hatful like. Give me a Hapu. Like Hello Dolly Hatful. Yeah it's about. It's about like that a lot and that's that's it. That's just your hands hands. So this man in the yellow hat level. I don't know why that is another yellow reference. What does that mean? That's the guy from shorts. Yes exactly. It's that level. It was actually his fucking name. He's literally demanding yellow hat. Children need to get smart. I can't do like reading that book. And you can't have a guy named will or Francis or whatever he's gotTa have a name that's just whatever he's wearing pinhole somebody and he probably awkward thing is he's like how can i. There's no way I can't wear this. Now what if I wear a fucking blue hat or floral hat? Yeah how will the children now? Yeah Beret Bucket. You know a bucket as a hat is one of the boldest. Fashion moves you. Can you can make and you can ask the guitarist from guns N. roses also like to lodge another complaint. The Oh cedar mob which according to wire cutters the gray mop. It's only nine dollars. This is my complaint. Don't tell me that you're handles fucking extendable if it isn't because otherwise I'm GonNa go bat shit with that handle and Basha get my gets my sink the way I did yesterday. Did you have to do like Kneepads and mop on your knees because it was so short no because it would only extend down not up and so now it's like it literally looks like Cosette from sweeping up the floors. It's so tiny. It's a broom. It looks like it's the the no it's a mop at but the handle it comes to like my little above my knee so it looks like and playing child's game or something. Yeah Children Love OPS. Do you do you think that it was at one point and normal length and then you retract it come back him length which goes up to your head but you're supposed to be extended supposed to go up to like six feet or something like that And I didn't WanNA extend it that much but to like a good height for me but it was like hunching over. Meanwhile the joke was on me because all of a sudden Manley Nez and cleaning up after the NARDY SILVERWARE. I get it anyway I can. So that's what I want to say to. Oh Cedar mops you may have the acclaim but anecdotally your mop is handle is bullshit. I had a similar thing where I was going through. All the cleaning utensils. Here at one of the rentals and I had bought I bought everything I bought for. Rentals were either wire cutter recommended or America's test kitchen will guess what the vegetable peeler that I bought busted. Rusted and busted rest. I can't you can't use rust on a carrot. No unless you painting money shoes Brian. That's happened to me with a broom. It is so frustrating and fury. Like how are you going to send me your? Can you send me replacement part? No you have to basically sent me a whole new product and I'll go into landfills all because it doesn't fucking because you fucked up whatever struggles you're facing from depression and anxiety to trauma and grief better help. Connect you with a professional counselor in a safe and private safer than ever in private online environment. It's so convenient you can schedule. Secure video sessions or phone sessions as well as chat and text with your therapist. Anything shares completely confidential. My sister uses. This really helped her out. She could do it right from her place. Best of all it's affordable our listeners. Even get ten percent off your first month with the discount code shade. So I don't get started. Go to better help dot com slash shade filter questionnaire and get matched with the council. You'll love today. Hi Erin. Shuler's she trained coming in. I thought it was so cute. If we started doing it that way I love it I love. We'll do you want me to make two noises. Yes go ahead took. It took a ticket checker. Bring up the caboose. It's time for the shoe. I that's the most Manhattan transfer that will ever reach. I wonder how they're holding up. Do you think your team together. The Manhattan transfer. Look him up if you don't know them and they're doing zoo acapella and releasing those failing people. Why all right? I'm some news and pop culture and some news and politics so everyone's favorite character and Tiger Kings Saf the one who is miss gender throughout the entire entire production also the only one who really seemed to have any morals and dignity and kindness about them. Well Joe McHale to the reunion special. I guess for Tiger King called the tiger king and I it was like a reunion with special Not really okay. But I don't know how funny was supposed to be but But they actually did do a deep dive which was cool into this Miss `gendering problem with SAF SAF identifies as a man and the production was using the wrong pronoun so Safire explained that his entire life. He's used Male pronouns and he's always gone by him ever since he could say it out loud and also that literally from. I mean practically from the jump when he could speak and also this is. What's very cool and also just goes to like. Obviously we live in a bubble and obviously we live on the coasts. This happened in Oklahoma and sat is a person whose parents and entire family was on board with this from the beginning. And you just don't hear very many stories like that of very conservative families and vary ultra-conservative states accepting someone who is a trans man from childhood so easily and early just just being like well. This is what makes them happy now by with me. Do that cares. I know so. He also went on to in this thing that he he thinks he was probably the least offended of anyone in this just that he said he's very easy going in that it was annoying but also agreed that he said. I don't think they intended it to be cruel in any way but dismissive or not. It's still made a very very loud statement about the way they feel about the LGBT plus community personally doesn't bother me but these titles in these pronouns they matter just as much as calling someone by the wrong name. It's something you shouldn't dismiss. I would say if it's even worse than calling someone by the wrong name. It really is I mean it's an act of violence. It really is. It's just it's so easy when you're if you're documentarian your journalist. Okay ask somebody what they what asked spelling of their name and what Gender Pronoun they prefer. It's that easy. I couldn't agree more. It should be one the first what. What permanent do you prefer do you? What's your name? What's Your Pronoun Great Done? Saf said I can't remember a time when I knew anything different. I just think it was obvious what I wanted. The way I wanted to live in my family immediately supported that so south now lives in Sunny California. Handle at a time to live here. Can't go outside except obviously never trust Ed. Joe Exotic like just never always liked the tigers more than Joe Exotic would rather be in a room with the tiger who bit his arm off then be around Joe Exotic again and yeah and Kudos saying a lot no kidding and Kudos to at least the reunion special for like creating that space to discuss specifically that would have been very easy to sort of wash over because tiger king is a Docu series that clearly appealed to many people and and was very popular and was full of people living on the fringes. None of them. Likable accept this specific person. But I'm glad that I'm glad that at least a fairly loud you know people online especially via twitter were like this was fucked up the did this and at least a reunion addressed. I don't understand the documentarian. Did two things number one. Miss `gendering thing with Sacha big huge number two. There was no follow up at the end. That was like the Tigers are in another like the Tigers almost like oh whatever. It's not about them and it's like no it is about the fucking tigers. Didn't even you didn't even tie up that loosen. I thought that I did not actually like the Docu series that much I would give it a BB minus. I thought it was fine. Stop watching it but I actually thought at the end. Well then how do you know what the ending was? Because I read okay every time I give up on something I gotTa know about it so I read about because I didn't. I take that I didn't take that from the ending. What I took from the ending sort of essentially like Carol Baskin kind of got what she wanted here. And I think some of those tigers may have went to harass. I thought what the movie was saying was even the good guys in. The situation are not good like the thing that I think. The documentary explicitly said at the end like the thing. No one has cared about is the animals. It's only been personal shit between people and really the people do things that were the victims in this. The actual victims in this are still victims and nobody cares. I just feel like they won Actually that the ending was maybe the most interesting part of that. I think. Joe Exotic is just the fascination with him is the same as the fashion with trump. It's the same thing. Here's someone who's saying outrageous things who's absolutely disgusting you know. And and we think he's funny and he got third in the Oklahoma. Don't you think part of it probably? Yeah just like who would. Yeah I mean there. Is that like who would have thought who would have thought at gay hunter animal hoarder. You know what I mean in Oklahoma. Would how does he? Oh Weird. Yeah. I don't know I don't know I guess that's the thing on a thing on a thing on a thing but I wouldn't call an but wouldn't put animal where I wouldn't go from how crazy it is that he's gay but he also owns all these tigers. We'll know the first thing isn't crazy other recipes and the first thing didn't lead to the rest of it. It wasn't a star edible horder because he's gay exactly. I have to say I do know you. Jogi some other people you heard horde. The Horde Animals Redo read. Well no actually. We just don't have mouse infestations and we don't want to take care of the Problem Cecil you're Lazy Lazy. I Yep another story. I'm not sure how many people were familiar with Dr Rachel Levin. She is my acid titian. Exactly no she is the transgender secretary of she is the secretary of Health Pensilvania. She's also transgender. She has been really the fowl of Pennsylvania. She is the one that everyone is listening to every press conference. She's the one who clearly understands what Pennsylvania needs to do and also laid out a plan for it. She's the shoulder. Pennsylvania is leaning on graduated from Harvard. She's a specialist in pediatrics and adolescent medicine she also speaks nationally about issues ranging from the opioid crisis to lgbt plus health doctor. Levin is just standing up there every day and everyone should be or is listening to her briefings and in all of her. You know very valuable information. What sucks is that. A lot of people have viciously attacked her and I have is. She's definitely got a ton of trolls online bullies. And they've been and this is from pink news delighting sharing offensive pictures and posts attacking her gender identity. But what's really cool is that most. Pennsylvanians have shut this shit down. There's a Hashtag respect Rachel respect and they did accuse respect number four Rachel and you can love it and you can follow her on a at on twitter. She's asked Secretary Levine. And she does say a few things that. I thought were were really cool. She says all it doesn't make any difference with my gender identity is all that matters is my professional work. WanNa be judged upon my work in medicine and in public health in in this difficult time in my work to help to protect the public health in the face of this global pandemic. It doesn't make any difference with someone's gender or sexual orientation is really all in this together. She said I hope that my being there every day and in the trenches with the work that I'm doing that hopefully demonstrates to the public that members of the Lgbtq community are really just here to work for the public health and for the common good and hopefully that means something and then said as the median health communities are pushed into overdrive about Covet nineteen. We need to make sure that the most vulnerable among us or not forgotten so she's really killing many birds with one stone in it. She is propping up the health and safety information in this pandemic for the citizens of Pennsylvania as she's also sort of ray of hope in late two disenfranchised lgbt people of in terms of visibility and also in terms of Feeling comfortable to ask the providers for for. Thanks for feeling more comfortable. I should say and also like I I have noticed. I don't know if you've noticed this but there has been a lot more people. Who are I think? The Internet pre cove. It was very much like. Hey I'm going to go to the Internet and complain and that's going to be at but now I feel like there's so many people who were going on in going. You're doing a great job. Thank you for what you're doing and I and I hope that more people will will tweet at Rachel and say you go you go girl example. Something clever like that. Yeah yeah totally no. You're right though I mean any. I think these these people who are on the front lines. We'll take support wherever they can get it because it's there are you know facing some horrible conditions and realities and so wait. There's a smartest people in the room. They need all the support we can give them. And you know whether that's a control top or you know wonderful wonderbra. Yeah however we can do it. You gotta get them more panties. Hello America. The world could a little more love three of the world's most iconic drag Queens Bob Drag Queen Eureka O'Hara and Shangila Quevedo oddly are serving change across the country in. 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It's called show during Yes yes That Ronin life is taking a toll on all of us of course but the people bearing the outer space level of pressure are women who have children sheared in normal times women in general but this is mostly for people who have children they do one hundred and twenty six disarm hundred twenty six. It's of housework to their male partners paltry eighty two and because Ronan has been a magnifying glass for so many things wealth distribution racial inequities in our health. Care how I actually don't need to go to the give my wrist and every four weeks. I can wait six now. I know that you know and also I've learned so much snow. Also that women who are at home taking care of Shit are now taking care of weight more shit look at them the difference in the amount of housework that women in St Partnerships with men. Do and use that as a multiplier. So if you're in regular regular times and you're both you both have regular jobs and you both come home and you're doing one hundred twenty six minutes of house work in your husband's doing eighty-two well guess what when you've now added way more house stuff and way more childcare and way more stuff at home you're now doing sixty five percent of whatever the fuck that is yup. It's a multiplier that's what that means you take something but doesn't it sort of even out Aaron because like women get paid seventy percent of men do it work but then they do seventy percent more work at home. I mean. Doesn't it sort of all even out. Then women are getting fucked. One hundred and forty percents. You're right I say. Correct it so one thing I want to talk about is the ripple effects is happening in academia academia the academic world. So do you know about the lily? It's a Washington Post offshoot about gender newsletter. No it's really good. You subscribe subscribe if you if you wanted to have some lady news in your life but what they did this story about. How male academics are taking the quarantine as time to get things published and for women that time has actually been taken away from them to get things published. So what's been happening is that men have been more productive and women have been less And a by when I say productive. I don't mean like what you're doing doesn't have value. I just mean that like the output. The professional output that men have has increased in the professional output. That women have normally been able to do has decreased by some standards. Fifty percent dudes are coming home. I'm going to write that book. I always wanted to write and women do remember the children you like to win. The door is shut daddy working. Yeah so Leslie Gonzales. They were looking at specifically the amount of academic journals the editors of academic journals who've noticed that they matter female authored articles has plummeted Leslie. Gonzales who teaches education admin at Michigan State Gal Basis? Yeah that's their mascot beautiful Is it possible I gotta go so it can be vase go? Have you've never if you've never been to a football game? Where a person a vase costume comes out and does a beautiful ballet dance. That sounds even outlive stunning. I'd love to go. Leslie said this is not good because if you want a diverse academic field you need to have a lot of different voices and not to mention the fact the whole fucking dumb way that you get tenure is to publish papers and so what happens when you have a fucking Kobe situation and your your your parenting all day and you're the one being like. Oh I guess I'm going to do laundry and make sure that Jimothy does his math homework. Sure it's a snowball effect. It Really Yeah Force Majeure. Yeah it is the movie forrest. Measure it is. The woman grabs his phone and runs every me for himself yet so astrophysics has been hit especially hard which is fighting. You know. Yeah that's the. That's the sign hitting your their female. Academics are publishing fifty percent less than last year at this time and also something interesting that they point out in this article men who take paternity leave when their wife has baby when they have a baby but their wife physically gives birth They call it. They call it basically Stopping the clock on your tenure track in academics. Go hold. It's a halt so you basically take a hold. Then you start your you pause basically so when men take that they accomplish more professionally than women do so. This is just what happens. Normally when men just take off from work they go home. And they're like yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah yeah new baby new baby to get it. I get it but the doors shut. Its doors shut like I can't be bothered. Yeah also like taking preserved paternity leave so you can finish your paper on the mating rituals of caterpillars and desserts like no truly. Nobody gives now more than ever. I need that article in my life I would love to take some of. It's so stupid you know no are men more attractive in red who fucking. I'm not trying to if people really cared about academics and discovering new things and having new theories and all the stuff that you would actually give you support their family life because they would be able to to give their brains one hundred percent to this style nice. Yeah Yeah you know what I mean having this thing. Where you check your. Id five papers this year check. You know I know I just. I hate that. Learning is so deadline driven. Because you know what isn't deadline driven the natural world they run on their own. Tut. If we've learned nothing else it's that Rhona is not on time. That doesn't really make sense. But Ronan doesn't see day comes when she wants. You know what I mean. She was like Oh man. Now can you put my name down for a table? Nell also stuff takes time like discovering things thinking about things. You can't do this stuff scattershot no actually supposed to. I read this article in it. Sorta made sense to me that Just the value of being especially like it's different for you. Erin when you're you are actually taking care of people. I am not But it just. The value of being bored is actually like under. It's a wonderful thing and not going on a walk with headphones and listening to music like really gonNA work and get bored because actually your brain is thankful for it. It's actually being used. Well that's why I think I mean look. Yoga is kind of force boredom at night. Because I when you're in Yoga you have to like I'm stuck here for an hour. Better get through it and your mind gets to shut off. And I always had the best creative writing ideas when I'm on the elliptical machine or end yoga which is unfortunate. Because you can't like just like start writing you can't fly your typewriter you know. Would you got it would be a mess to read unless you talk with your toes and they can do double the work. That's true so some colleges are offering covert extensions which is would essentially be like paternity. Leave you getting next year on your tenure track to catch up but not enough because that's all assuming that like at a certain point the world is going to like I dream of Jeannie style like Blink. Back into normality. And that's just not what's going to happen. It's going to be a slow recovery process. Even if we if it was over tomorrow would still be slow. So it's putting arbitrary like one year whatever extension on. This is just not going to help and by the way when you do that. Guess what you're doing. You're not giving guys more time. Because that's what they're gonNA do one of the Academics One the women that they interviewed who was on her track for tenure ship has been keeping a journal of her time. What our is. She's homeschooling what our she's cooking. And what our? She's able to work okay which she can't believe that she's even able to do all this stuff in the in the span of day but because she needed to have this in case she goes back to school and loses her position because they can make a case that she wasn't as productive she should have been during quarantine and she's now she has to keep a fucking journal so that she can have it as a backup is that everyone is being fucking understanding like no guys out there going eight to nine. Pm to fill in the spreadsheet know journals listened journals are for talking about which twin you think is the hottest or like how you actually feel about clarinet lessons. It's not about building a case of your innocence and further record. I always thought it was gone or Nelson talking twins. If we're talking hot twins but they called the the Nelson's Nelson Nelson were they called Nelson and it was matthew and Gunnar and they were identical twins but I could tell the difference Garner better. I liked governor. Matthew is a little too like like fem for me. The the one between Darcy in Stacey on before the ninety days Honestly they look practically exactly the same but for me it's Dorsey. Because she really does believe in love. And she believes that you will find it and she believes in Princeton. Like her one soulmate. She really believes that and that attracts May and see at the end of the day. I actually don't I don't actually think you can pick the better twin hotter twin or the like whatever because it is your brains need to categorize and separate yup so at the end of the day. Let's all just agree. We'RE GONNA learn anything from the shoe that both the twins are hot ock. Six seven. 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279: 2019 Predictions

The Popcast With Knox and Jamie

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279: 2019 Predictions

"Like, maybe Chris Hemsworth after comes out. He'll come forward. And be like, yes, she got me to just was ashamed. Because it's to know this. To know the circumstances where Mary Kate Olsen, and Chris Hemsworth are in the same space together. You think it's like a premier like she shows up for Elizabeth for the avengers. And Chris Hemsworth there then they run into each other at about more children, Jamie. I think it's a build a bear situation. And you're just like all the worst things happen in your mind at Bill. You clearly never been a build a bear. The low in welcomed up some number two seventy nine of the podcast on one host McCoy shame. Golden the podcast is show dedicated to the life. Oh, ADC or committed educating you on things that are tain. Do not matter to find out more about these prognosticate of pursuits. Check us out at Knox and Jamie dot com. You can also find us on Instagram and Facebook at the podcast, and we're on Twitter at podcast pod. Guys. Thanks for joining us this week as we are going to be talking forecasting twenty nine thousand nine but before we do that. So everyone on January seventh Alabama will be playing Clemson and the national championship. But that's not what we're doing that night. Also is the return of our beloved the bachelor we'll be recapping every episode of this virginal season with Colton Underwood being pursued by Shirley thirty stable women. Also for the month of January you can actually snack all of our pass cinema side pieces like home alone. Titanic twilight mean girls, all you have to do is become a friend of the show. So visit Knox and Jimmy dot com. Tom slash patriae on and join our support community today. Hey, guys, a quick break. Suck about one of our sponsors Madison Reed. Hey, Jamie, quick question. Do you colored hair? Dear you, ask me such a personal question. Yes. Of course, I call her my hair. Of course, I'm not I'm not gonna age. I'm not gonna age at all. 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Madison Reed with love to honor the podcast listeners with ten percent off plus free shipping on their first color kit with promo code pop, that's code POP. Hi, jamie. Just for the record. I will be watching that game. I'll we watching Alabama. Clemson. I was watching it. And then I taped the bachelor, and then I watch it at like two AM C B, I go to a bachelor viewing party. And so that prevents me because I think I would do the same thing. I actually secretly for like a minute hoped that Alabama would lease. And then this wouldn't even be a debate the. You're the New England Patriots territory of dislike all the winning has just cramped my social calendar. Can we give it up break you guys? It's so Dushi. I hear it alas alas. We did win as we continue to do. So, but I just I can't miss the party. It's too important is my favorite part of watching the bachelor. I couldn't look myself in the mirror and having prioritize the bachelor over the game. I I couldn't do. No. Of course, you can't don't be an animal, anyways, whatever. So twenty teen is in the books just a chillier, very casual just kind of laws a fair year. Not a lot of stuff to happened. We had a great time living it a, and this is probably one of my favorite episodes. We do the toy nineteen predictions. We just we just kinda shoot from the hip on what we think's going to happen. This is scientific on. It's been a lot of time. Really like putting all the all the data into some sort of data, Jamie noble, like we have to let them think that it's just like so. Like, I was just like rolled out of bed. I just hide some stuff. And like, oh my gosh. She came true. That's crazy. Like, that's just how we roll. I just don't get credit for science very often. So I do want credit whenever I can get credit for science. But my favorite part of this episode is actually not the predictions. We're gonna make but reviewing our predictions from the previous year. And so we took a look back. I listened to our episode where we predicted what would happen in two thousand eighteen and now we were view and see we will meet them. We will meet the judgment table. I was gonna say meet the maker, but thought felt very respite very definitive, and I would like to keep this open ended. Okay. I know we'll see if we could make it the next thirty six hours. 'cause that's when this publishes is not God, we didn't even predict our own death. So crazy. Okay. So what would leave looked out? We obviously come into categories. I'm just going to quickly go through them. See how he did. We actually did really poorly on some things, but then we knocked it out of the park on some others. So we always do the category miss likely to divorce all of the couples that we suggested would divorce are still very happily married. Dang it. We will leave it at that. I did love that you predicted the Keith urban, and Nicole Kidman would divorce because of her affair with Alexander Skarsgard. It's a look at it hasn't been revealed yet. That's where I'm going with it. Okay. That's fair. We did a category most likely to get pregnant you were oh for three you suggested Jessica Biel on a affairs and Jennifer Lawrence. You said Jennifer Lawrence might be pregnant with Chris Pratt's baby one of one so bad. I think he was a fairly high outside of pregnant with infidelity does that count count cake. Yeah. It does. I suggested Selena Gomez. No. There was no time while she was getting healthy to get pregnant with Justin bieber's, baby. As I suggested sad. It went another way. It just what it away whatever. But did guest that Jessica Chastain would be pregnant and technically she didn't get pregnant, but she did have a baby because she had a surrogate and she's cut that baby. Secret to hop Razzi. Seeing her with like holding a baby carrier going to into a pediatrician's office to be like wait did shape. Obey for her. Good for her. Congratulations to Jessica. And her husband Gianluca. Of course, it's his name. Okay. Then we do the category trends that will die you suggested that old white sitcoms. Rebooted the man that would I think you might be right. I don't know. I think actually I'm wrong. And I think this year will prove it like, I think everyone was like what if we did Roseanne, but just with other racist tweets could we do that? Is that a possibility? But Murphy Brown went down like it was reverted. But of course. Will and grace just continues to get nominated for awards. So we're in that still we ought to push. We'll call it a push. We'll call it a push. And then I suggested that the that unicorns da. I think they have actually no because I saw a lot of friends get unicorns. Their kids got unicorns for not actual unicorns. But you know, unicorn stuffed unicorns that is a wildest specific prediction. I don't remember. But I'm proud of you for making. But what I did suggest. I said that this would be the end of sparkling water. And hello. I said it's gonna go the way this was like I said, it's going to go the way of blue bell and some mysterious like something's gonna come out about the court, and guys how great am I I didn't know I'd suggest that it would be a little bit of meth who knew that it would be cockroach said he was wasn't cockroach insecticide fake news fake news June. Google it is not one hundred percent. We'll go get a little Croix and drink and right now they're currently in lawsuits right now class action seats, so congratulations on me being right about that. Okay. Trends that will catch on is suggested that slicked back hair. Would come comeback. Thankfully, it did not. So I'm glad to be wrong about that. But I did say this crunchies would take us bus storm. And unfortunately, they have you. I see you white, ladies and your scrunchy scrunchy. Cock lips. It's here hate it. And then you're trend that catch on you. So that more women and people of color would be leading movies because Black Panther. And you're right. Thank the Lord. I know there was a study that came out from the Creative Artists Agency that found that movies starring women make more money than movies starring men, you also said that drones that carry people would take off one really bad too. There was there is in on take off. Right. I know there is a company in China that did just finish. It's thousand test flight that it will. It'll be like a it will be a drone taxi. Like like, Uber in adjourn Q magin. How do she'd have to feel to be like I'm gonna take a drone flight really quick? I'm gonna go down get some Jimmy Johns. Catch Joan would you do that? Jimmy. We'll bring it to you to you for Noah, Jimmy Johns should be doing the trunk be real. What is John thinking? You also said that facial recognition would take off. And I will say this Amazon just they just filed a patent, and you might go well to capture faces in real time in ring the video doorbell and people might be like, well, no Google nest is already doing that. No, no, no, no. They're patent was specifically. So that it would allow users to get detailed information about people passing by the house or approaching the house and decide if people are quote suspicious. That's that's wild. That seems sketchy who could be racist. Maybe I need to I need to put Amazon my list for might be racist. I shy. No. It's called recognition with a Tae in don't like that. I'm sorry. Is it recognition with the KKK? Okay. Dinner Taylor swift use facial recognition to track historical soccer's like at her concerts. Did you see the story? Now, I'm not making that up. She had. She debuted some software that scan faces in the crowd, and if people had like whatever misdemeanor or complaint against them about stalking her harassing her. Like, it it specified their face. Yeah. That's not good. Well, I'm glad I didn't go to show then gotten into some. You could win you. All right. One of our categories is something shocking. And this is where we hit our sweet spot because everything we predicted came true. I know I had one prediction and mine was it may feel like a week prediction, but we'll get to you in a minute. Mine was that Black Panther which chatterbox office records, and it would win multiple weekends in a row, and it would shock even marvel. It is the highest grossing domestic film this year. It became one of three movies to ever hit seven hundred billion dollars in the US it when five weekends in a row which in this day and age is unheard of. And it has now made one point three billion dollars. It's should win an Oscar best marvel movie, that's they've ever made. So that's right. That's right now you had three shocking predictions one that Rick would die on the Walking Dead. Oh, I listen. I'm gonna let it count. Because technically, we don't know other. We do know he has a movie coming out, but he'll be heading a movie, we didn't know that he didn't die. We know that he didn't. And this would keep him on. This was before they were teasing it sixteen months in December of two thousand seventeen I give you credit for that. Then you said that times up the movement would move further into sports, and specifically religion would take a hit. Get that. What you how you doing page Patterson? How's it going over there? We'll a creek. Yeah. A lot of people went down highpoint. What? Okay. So a lot of people went down this year because of times up hitting an in a good way church to movement took huge leaps in calling out bad behavior. My favorite one that you'd you. Did only came true like forty eight hours ago. Okay. Good. And that was that you said an aggressive missile will be fired and it will be intercepted. Here's what happened in Dubai. The Saudi Saudi air defense on Saturday destroyed a ballistic missile fired by the militia in the direction of Saudi Arabia. And and it was the second in twenty four hours targeting Saudi listening. That's just how I saw it. When I put on my podcast Ramos hat, and I was like what's going to happen? That's how when I didn't know dates, but I had I had an inkling so thanks very impressive. Okay. And then we talked about somebody most likely to do something racist. I predicted that it would be Justin Timberlake, and I would argue if you count the album me. Man of the woods accounts. White privilege man said from being from Montana, although that's not actually front where he's from. Okay. Sure. But yours you suggested that the person most likely to do something racist in two thousand eighteen would be Konya west. Wow. And you even said, I don't know how this will work. But guess what? Congratulations. Yeah. Yeah. You got that one right? Who knew he defied even my expectations. So so impressive. And then we did most likely as always home. I suggested that it was be Dakota Johnson you than turn suggested that I needed to stop being obsessed with hating Dakota Johnson, and that I should uncover the mystery of her I have uncovered no mysteries. She is the worst way from just way for it. It's coming, but she is still dating Chris Martin like they're still together in the sidebar conversation when we were talking about that you said because because Johnson had been dating Jon Hamm for a short period of time. You said, you know, who the new Jon Hamm is Armie hammer. Like, I feel like his career is on the rise. Like, we're going to be. Surprised by how big he gets? Wow. That really say he's really set it like how crazy that even right though. I don't even know if that's right. It's right. A little bit. Listen, Armie hammer has to be like looking around and going. How did I get here? There needs to be category of just like people who are famous and successful. But no one knows why like is just inexplicable success in fame. Yeah. Because some people might go. Well, that's the Kardashians. No, no. I know why they're fighting. I see it. I see the word. I go exactly why they're famous I have the concealed from K K W. I know. Okay. And then you suggested that Demi Levato, it'd be the most likely to record home. Unfortunately, she. Well, I mean you could count her own. She did that's true. She did own home. Yeah. And yeah, I mean like when you have. Ps to Demi as she's getting well and healthy in twenty nine. That's right. But in the sidebar did say that I wanted her to marry Nick. And did I didn't even know what was coming. You had no idea. What was coming? It wasn't. He wasn't he engaged in last year to the the one eyed handmaiden on Handmaid's tale, Nick Jonas. Yeah. I'm not making that up. It was either last year two thousand seventeen the crazy one. I know. No, I know here. But I didn't think they were engaged. No, no, just together. Just had a new I think they actually were together. Yeah. Lemme upgrade? Seriously like hardcore, and then we'll get back to them in a minute. And then we did most likely to have an unfortunate mugshot suggest that it would be our Kelly. Here's the thing. He should have a mugshot because listen that guys had allegations left and right in two thousand eighteen she's had a lot of legal trouble. Because of the BuzzFeed report that he was in slaving women in his house. Are we sure he didn't have one? And there's just a deluge of self that. We didn't see it. Maybe it was just hard for me to find it in Google images. It was very difficult, but he has had lots of accusations. So eventually he's going to get arrested. You you re upped on the same person that you suggest every year that should have a unfortunate might shot, and that is Toby Maguire and just a spoiler alert might become back this year for the third year role isn't he should he be arrested that he's a forty three year old ugly? Toby Maguire dating at twenty six year old model. Yes, yes. Let's like LA. Detectives guy just want him arrested for looking like such a little kid having lose face and being. Year. So discomforting justed that Paltrow would be arrested in all she did was get married which is like being locked up. Most likely our last gotta gory most likely to become a star. I'm very dis- winning in myself because I think I had high hopes for like I predicted Lucas hedges, and you also did predict because head just and we are right about he's had a huge career this year. But I predicted Joe Allen because I thought that operation finale would be good with Oscar Isaac. I watched it. It was not good cost six out of very tiff year. He is in the favorite which is doing. Well. I just haven't seen it yet. Because it is literally not come to here. Yeah. And Mary Queen of Scots which unfortunately, did not get good reviews. Joe, Allen's and all those. He's an all of those. Right. Really? I know, and he is of course, dating Taylor was affiliate of Joe Allen was in my home. I wouldn't know who he was or why is literally a male version or Taylor swift than me. They look exactly the light it, really. I just got blonde hair and their pale. If he mugged me in the police were like right draw him draw the guy mode, like I don't know stick, man. Stick me in time. I don't know. I also suggested that a man list. Berg would do. Well. And I did love her in the hate you give but she was in two movies that really like I think one went right? Video was the Mandy Moore dog crunch one where hands touch or was that Darcus mines mine's. We're hands touch. Did. You just make that up doesn't. It's like the worst movie. I saw last year. No. That is on her filmography. I am sad to say name your movie where hands touch you're not trying try again, that's a first draft. Get like your computer should be like no do it again. Okay. Then your suggestions were outrageously with Lucas had just what you right about than you did. I'm so mad at you for getting the so right because everybody remember this is December twenty seventeen you suggested that Latisha, right? Would be star. Right. He's a big old star Lakisha Stanfield again big old star. And then I'm so mad about this. She like this guy has like Leo DiCaprio vibe, Timothy Shalmi. Wow. I feel good about that one to feel very good about that one. Yeah. So we we could okay. I believe it doesn't it here predicting missiles and Conde's being racist. I think that's a that's a that's a positive experience. 'cause like I got aliens from the year before you did alien life now happen book. Don't what's what's you? Because you had a couple of you've nailed really hard. What were what were your favorites have yourself? I feel like I did I say say pregnant beyond say was pregnant I said, she was pregnant, and I said that she was she could have multiples. That's right. She did she was pregnant with twins. Listen, I'm claiming that my McCoy was on the money. It's not on the money. That's garbage garbage shrink. Listen, you're being so basic stopped drinking it. Okay. So let's get let's get to Tony teen. Let's go we have our categories. And then we'll go presuppose lives after that. So jamie. Why don't you start predictions for divorce in popular culture this year? We don't really find joy in this. I mean, we don't want marriages to and we want people to stay together forever. But that's just not the reality. And this is showing restraint because. Last few years, we've had most likely to die. And we just we finally admitted that when I think last year we I edited out because it felt weird. And we kept saying. And then they were like, I don't know. This just seems weird. The way one of those dead. But when I was not, can you guess which one do, you know, dead or alive? He's dead. Okay. So four divorce the way I do this is it is a scientific I think if you married co star, you your likelihood of divorce, go skyrocket. Because look at all the couples who have divorced because they met on the set, and they were like, oh, it was great when we met. So my two couples I'm predicting I'm predicting Daniel Craig and Rachel vice because I think Rachel is is going to look up and go why am I with him? Why she's going wash the mcadams moving be like there's more chemistry here. I I know why did I divorced Aaron aaronow sqi? Oh, well, okay. And then I'm going to suggest that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are heading for the big O, enter estimating. I know look, and look I get it. I know you're like, well, they've been dating since twenty twelve they've been married since two thousand fifteen but I just don't know that having children named Wyatt. In Dmitry is enough to keep you together. See I have them markdowns like Caruso Goldie Hawn, let they'll be together forever together. Forever. See because I like I like I like you have scientific approach. Coach I have a similar one. Like, I need misaligned interests or sudden equilibrium changes like suddenly one of the parties gets way more famous than the other. And like specifically if the woman gets way more famous than the dude that's Jesse that men can't always handle their egos being pricked by that's less. Probably flavor town. I know, but it is true, Jamie. I can't tell you that. So I have got for the third year in a row think Blake Shelton and Gwen Stafani for the third year in a row. I just it's it's gonna happen. Okay. We all know that. That's crazy. I do feel like it's an obvious thing. And in the fact that they're together. I can't think about what does Blake have on Gwen. I don't he just he looks like a croutons. And she looks like an anime person in. It's just eventually they're going to be like, no, this is he the fact that he's like seven years younger than her yet. He looks like he's our grandfather. It's very weird. He look he looks like deacon from Nashville if can have a hard five years, and that's just I don't I don't understand that. I think I mean, maybe I'm alone here filling Nick Jonas, and Priyanka Chopra the cases that's too soon for the divorce like, maybe they'll make eighteen months, and I get that. But like you said if you meet on a set right because a set is so fleeting like what is that? Let's meet on a set they met at the met. Exactly, they didn't even meet on the set they met like they met at a social event they were waiting for tables at Applebee's, and like they were it was a twenty minute wait, and they had a conversation. They got both of war. Ralph Lauren it was. Magical stay together at least one year for every million dollars spent on your wedding there at least together three years. Okay. I see that. I'm going to throw another out here. Maybe not divorce, but maybe an island maybe separation. Okay. Chris John legend, you're stupid. There's no way they've been together. Forever. Hurt people hurt people. You can't say who saying you to me like right now. So you're lashing. Gotta me I get that. I'll give you that space to you that I'm just saying just keep on it. They've been together. There's they don't even meet your requirements. Like, one of them is not got you've been at it. Just keep an eye on it. He's got bestselling albums, and like he just turned forty and she's gorgeous and got those big boobs. But also funny, listen, they're gonna maybe lip sync season two, maybe she'll go next level. Maybe she'll actually get to speak on it. Instead of just jiggle this year, you don't know that you don't know what the cards Hoffer at best cell shaded New York Times bestseller. Don't pretend that she's not important. No, I'm saying, maybe she'll just gets. So much more important than John legend. You don't know. You don't know. Okay. Let's go to pregnancy. Okay. Well, the reason that I don't want Nick and Priyanka divorce is because I do believe that she is already pregnant. Okay. I just think Nick Jonas brings the heat. I'm beyond its with does that mean when you say that Ashqar moms, but that means, but Priyanka Chopra, I also think there's the light Priyanka is really good friends with Megan Markle also thinks she feels that pressure. But let's be honest Priyanka thirty six you already in geriatric pregnancy realm. And if you're listening, and you're like a baby forty well. They marked your file geriatric, Greg. So I'm I'm just speaking truth out here. Sure. So I think she has to get on top of it. She's like, look I got an I got a nail this guy down. Okay attractive, and I need to get a baby out of him right now. So you think in that a relationship he's the alpha not like not in terms of gender. But in terms of like who has the power in the relationship. Oh, it's for sure him, you think. So I'm sorry Quantico. No baywatch. No, okay. Give me the Nick Jonas Jumanji. Oh, he was down to air pilot in July. Listen, you get credit for the past brianca doesn't she has. She was famous in the Bollywood, I get it. Sure. But like he was Jonas brother, and he was the drummer moon, the cutest and the best singer. I wanted to tease him piece for your brain for how hard it had to go through to think of any good thing Jonas never done because I know listen, she's hotter than any other person. May may maybe on the planet. She is. But I don't know that that's enough power. I don't think it's enough power. That's okay. I also predict that many more. We'll be pregnant, oh, that's a good one. Right. Like, she's just been waiting because she was like I had to go that Ron Adams marriage because he was a crazy person. And now, I'm married and happy had a secret wedding. And now, I know how pretty I am. And I make a lot of money and I have a seven year contract. Let's have a baby. Sure, why not down some roots down my pregnancy. I've got I've got this is similar to your Nick Jones Priyanka Chopra. I've got Miley Cyrus. Why not why not they just don't like in my divorce lists because I know they just got married at Christmas. But like is it bad that I think you could honestly in Hollywood, you could sub out any divorce pick for pregnancy. Pick like, it's really here. They're normally there's a pregnancy to save the marriage, right? Like, it's I don't know if you have a baby, then we'll say together, I just look at them and just go. What makes you think? What in your history makes you think we're together forever? And like they've been together ten years. No, not collectively they've been together about ninety three days. Collectively, sure. Over the ten years, but guy I would love to see her mom. I don't know why that makes me very excited. What like I don't know what her other move is in terms of being relevant album coming out this year. And I do actually do really like the lead single. And I just I can't seriously sit in a room and hear her voice and not feel like, I know people are like Miley is a is a great singer. Sir. From what I just Vanessa Bayer's imitation of Milo SARS is a better better voice performance than ours. Is I don't like it also wildcard. No. This is the walkout. I feel real good about it. I'll put it down. Put it down to Cody Johnson, boom with Chris Martin's baby with Chris mourns, baby. Yes. Yes. So he is one of the best singers from one of the best bands in the whole world really still in that co play. I do love coal by. Okay. And he is going to end up chained to that gross Dakota Johnson. Wow. Renewed hatred Toco guy you made me mad at her just thinking that she might get pregnant. Let me throw the wildcard at. You Katy Perry. Yes, right. Let's Sam when she went back the second time to Orlando bloom. She has been all like pushed all her chips in. 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So I don't need self care because I'm living like a normal life where I don't have to like obsessed with self care because I'm stopping being a crazy person. Because a learning more about myself. It's the emergence of. The Graham people are learning more about themselves and they're going oh this is unhealthy. I'm finally identifying it. I don't even need self care. Because now my life is self care. Like, I'm doing soul care all the time. And maybe it's time to others care. How about that? That's just an idea. Okay. I like that all he does spicy. But I like it. I'm going to do this isn't going to die, but it's going to be diminished significantly. Okay. Take a couple ELS this year. Okay. This instagram. No, no. Here's why hear me out. I think we had a couple of reports especially when from BuzzFeed talked about how unhealthy social media is. I think the with the founders leaving and leaving it to Facebook's devices. That's not great now. I will agree with that. Because they did recently do an update that went out to too many people where it's only meant you didn't scroll up down you swiped left, and right and people lost their ever loving mind. And within thirty minutes, they had taken the update back, and they're like until j J J. It was an accident. Look, they literally said it was an accident or like are bad. That wasn't supposed to go out. Like imagine taking a job of Buffalo Wild Wings me. Like, oh, what does this an accident? No. Like, you were working on this. Like you wanted this to be in the was no one likes on it, six months. The guy who was in charge of that. They probably so upset wait. What did a cookie cake with candles and a swipe button? And they're like, no he was like what happened? It was just like seventeen minutes ago and it failed. I just think it's going to it's going to be. I mean, Twitter's trainwreck. Facebook is a train wreck. I think it's going to get everybody's attention and adulation but in wrong hands right now. So I think it's going to be diminished a little bit and say there was a medium article that got a lot of. Attention over the holidays that was like the Scott named Tony wrote about like how you need to take control back of your phone, and it came into my feet a lot. We were like, this is amazing. You need our Rian. This do you know what Tony suggests twenties like turn off all the notification on your phone. Okay. Yeah. That totally makes sense. And then Tony was like delete safari from your iphone and only download Google Chrome when you need to search something and then immediately delete the browser. Who's what time does Tony has this crazy get out of my life? What is wrong with you? And if you're somebody who's like, oh, no, I need those kinds of suggestions. Well, you probably don't need a phone. Anyway, you know, you've got bigger issues. No, I was on. Okay. With that. I deleted Twitter off my phone. I love Twitter. I didn't get off Twitter. I just it just putting a bad place. It more often than I did say to people when they say that Twitter puts them in a bad place. I'm like, well, then you're following the wrong, people know, but. Tweeted into your feed. It's just it's a tweet something crazy. I block you. I'm like, no, you're out. But it's less the people more just the general sentiment of humanity on Twitter. I just don't love it. I love it. What is a trend that will catch on? So there are three two or fashion. I think that we are in the Arab both 'em. So sad about these. I've obviously predicted Scranton scrunchy. I'm sadly predicting that we will have tie-dye and neon. It's all coming back. It was all over the runways this fall fashion week, and I'm just so bummed about it like nobody looks good in neon yellow except g g Hadid like she's the only person who looks getting. And that's the problem is I don't have like I don't mind could tour and seeing it on the runway. But when I then walk into a Dollar General, and it's all around me. A so I just feel like some of these fashion designers aren't thinking about how how looks on everyday people in tied doesn't spread well on everyday people. So don't do that. Please. Oh tied. And the fact that it's going to be then like, my Instagram's going full of like you guys we tied our own jumpers. And then the other thing is I think it's going to be everywhere. And I'm not saying that I have already incorporated into my life because I'm going to try to make different choices. But that is C B D. Oh, interesting. Right. Like CBD is in like some of my skin care that I've gotten recently, and I went what is this going to make me high? But also have good skin. I'm okay with it. Whatever needs to happen. But CBD maybe people have heard about it. It's not the psychoactive part of cannabis. It's an active and like people are using it in oils and supplements, and I feel like everybody's going to be talking about how they're using CD. But they stole have the Lord interesting. I sound because we got approach for CBD. And we didn't understand we're like no we did to advertise on the show. And we were like, no that seems sketchy. We don't understand what how this works, but I listened to an interview with John from shark tank. And he said that was the bubble burst this year. He says, it's it's not real. It's not it's like fake phony. CBD is going to be like in the same way. That people are always talking to me about any number of things, you know, that they're trying to sell me. I CD is going to be the new thing. I saw shorts coming back to fashion wise. And you know, what I saw is that it would be shorts. But it would be appropriate short flying a a normal link short. Okay. So I am on board with that. For inappropriate linked shorts. I was watching a YouTube video. Here's the thing. I secretly do when I need a like, you know, how some people have like a pallet cleanser, no watch like a parks and rec episode. Well, if I need like a boost of confidence, I watched tours of New York City apartments. They pay twenty five hundred dollars for four hundred square feet. And it always makes me feel better. Because I'm always like, oh, look at your luxury mansion that you live in compared to people in New York, but the other day girl was touring her cute little apartment, and she came to a big mirror, and she was in daisy dukes with where I could see the pockets, and I was like, no, no, you have blinded me what are you doing? Don't know coal. Don't do them. I do when I need inspiration. I go to my personal burn book wherever it down everything anyone's ever said about me. And I read it and just get infuriated. Is that the most five big thing or thing? I'm sorry, observing and collected data. Well, yes, no more psychotic than like five. It's a it's a slice of psychotic that is only birthed and grown to match ration- little salt bay of psychotic on my Indian five beautiful super healthy. Not a big deal the trend that I think will catch on. So I think in it's already caught on a little bit. But I think you're gonna so it's okay. It's three things. Number one. I think this will be the year celebrities and athletes really take over and manage their own messages through like podcasts. And I know they all have brands or like, they have the players Tribune or whatever. But in this will be the first time where we see runoff effect of instead of going through beat reporters or three SPN, they'll just break, the news themselves like Vince Carter and somebody else they have their own park guests, I think on the rear network, and it's really it's not bad. Because before my whole thing's been interviews with athletes are not good because they don't really give you anything. But when you cut out the middleman, and you know, like the two people talking aren't trying to do the Gotcha question or get the big headline thing, then you can actually have some really good content. So I think with you're going to have the celebrities like the Dax Shepard tracks like he's just going to his own podcast, right? He's not going to have to and his message anymore. And then I think the run the unintended consequences of that. I think brands and big agencies are gonna. Go to bigger platform personalities to become the conduit through which brands wanna communicate their message because they don't have the celebrities athletes anymore. I think you you hear micro influencers, and we've experienced a little bit of that this year of people just wanting people prioritizing engagement, that's I think engagements can be that word of the year. So my mom just got on Instagram. Does that mean she will have an opportunity to be an influence, our she's RAM Florence her? I don't even know what I do. I think the other thing. Minor is streaming platforms are going to win the day. Big time this'll this'll be the biggest like year of cannibalization to where NBC CBS ABC. They're not going to really have any flagship shows. It's going to be a Hulu Netflix HBO Amazon prime. They're going to win the day. And you're really gonna see this will kick start like the revolution network TV shows and how they do business. But the biggest one the weird one. I think it's going to be legend. It's like it's called legislative brands, and it's going to be brands who aren't passively supporting. Political interests anymore there if you saw do you remember the Domino's commercial whereas like sometimes we're coming to your house a pizza? We had a speed bump in messes your pizza, then that's we're going gonna fix your roads. Like, that's an example of them being like, your government and politicians are so stupid that we now have to do the job that they can't do because they're so dumb. And it's going to be a lot of that. It's going be a large guessing that my like, our elementary schools will also be like it'll be the target like the target elementary school. And it'll have like red shirted employees doing like janitorial work a thousand percents like now, it's time for the music class. Brought to you by digiorno delivery. It's not deliberately giorno industry music class. When I would take that music class. I would kill at that music class. I mean because brands are all about looking for market inefficiencies right in the marketing officially rent right now our politicians they they're not doing their job. They're not doing a good job. Sometimes now like if I drive to Louisiana. I can drive. I can like I could drive over a Nike bridge. On the side. And I actually trust them to make a good bridge. I don't know that I trust my government to do not trust Louisiana politicians KOMO now. I do gimme hit me with the good stuff the real spicy stuff. Give me something shocking. So I think this year we're going to have the failure of the revisit. And by that. I mean, anything that we go back to you and trying to create content from it. So I think we're going to be surprised when tweet story four fails when Aladdin fails Dumbo fails when The Lion King fails. No, I think it's to fail. I really do. I think there's an international element to it. But I think critically. It'll be like, we'll why would we just added voices two CGI animals? Why did we do this? I think the whole system will look back and go why are we doing this like this is not creative? This is not. I think what happens is the reason these things fail or the people who want to be creative and create create new content will look back and go like a like Jordan Peele who. Is making really unique smart things. He's going to rise to the top because people go, I don't wanna see the same thing. I just don't wanna see Woody anymore. Like, I don't wanna see it. And I don't even want my kids to see it because it's just boring, and we don't want to spend her dollars on we have so little time to spend on these things. I think it's not that. I don't think they'll succeed at the box. It's what I think is there'll be a backlash of like, no. We don't want to go to these things anymore. Intr-? See I I like I want what you are saying I want to chose. I this is going to be the year of the sequel or the retread because there's so many different sequels last year. You said that last year and he's still down. I know just in so many of those people's failed last year like look movies don't work in a short time period. It's not like these kind of predictions can work, and we it'll take years to see the consequences of it. Because movies are already in. I mean, there are movies that are already been made for twenty twenty you know, but at the same time, I just go. I just think people are falling into go. We've had enough with especially with things like Dumbo look when I saw that trailer. I just thought why like I didn't. I thought it looked better than I thought it would look like I'm more intrigued with seeing it now having seen dark Dumbo Dumbo was already dark. Wow. I gotta have Dorka Dumbo. Now. That's true. That's true. I just I think I think an unintended consequence of a crowded content selection base is people are I I know for me like when I'm on Netflix. I'm like, I just there's so much. I'm just gonna pick something. I know I'm going to pick something I don't take a chance on because I'll spend the first ten minutes thinking manager to watch that I should pick something else. And I think people to creating original suffer disincentivize d- to do that. Because they won't get the budget for it. And the upside it's so hard, you know, it's so hard to make get out. But when you do is so powerful, it's great. And I love the he's getting more chances to do stuff. Like, we'll talk about inter news notes for earner, the more, you know, this week. But I think sadly, we're just going to it's going to be even more next year. I haven that I know my next one is that do you think big album releases are going to fail so people like riana chance the rapper the weekend Conde, Janet Jackson. Molly Cyrus all people who have album's coming out next year. I think they're all going to be surprised how poorly they do. I think albums as a rule are just not think that we're about to transition out of even like we're about to transition to an Tom where music rankings like bestselling, none of that's going to matter anymore. We're all moving to streaming so aggressively that like because I think about all the time. I'm like, I know a ton of people listen to the radio like, I know that. But I don't know any of those people in my own circle because I control exactly what I want to listen to you and Spotify his curated every play list that I need and tells me an answer modified tells me exactly who I want to listen to necks, which I think then the music business goes, oh, well, then we need to get in bed. With spotify. No longer. Do we need to fight Spotify? Spotify is deciding what I like, and who I listen to you and who had cover and so now Sony has to come in and go, oh, we have to get in bed with them because we've been fighting this whole time. But this is how so many people are consuming. They're only the music they're consuming is through this platform. And then my last name favorite shocking thing that happens is I think that a legitimate big celebrity will announce they're running for president. I like that when I think you're right to I think someone is going to get in the mix with way, more swagger and sway than we think. See that's the thing on either side, and this is an apolitical conversation. No one. I think everyone who is respectable and noble enough is so turned off by the process that like why would I subject myself to this? Why would do politics, and it's so beneath me, but that's the theory problem. We're facing right. We need people who are willing to go in and make it better. But it's like, but the system ruins you by the time you get in it if Christopher Jackson from Hamilton Ray. As George Washington of affirm. I've the only way you would vote for like just for liberty. Okay. What are your shocking predictions? My shocking prediction is that deep fakes will become Kern conversation, and they will spark a international incident. And if if you don't know what a fake is like do a little googling and you'll find out. It's really now. I am absolutely not googling that a deep fake. Is it this is like artificial intelligence infused technology, you've seen some of this stuff with like they've already done it with Obama and Trump where the it's it's it's like a a really inelegant way to describe as like CGI like for dummies like you and me, and we can make someone prominent say something or look like they're doing something in a way that so seemless and undetectable that you can't tell what's real and what's not. So I think this is going to be manipulated into creating some kind of international outrage incident conflict, something like that. And then mother one I think a politician will be assassinated this year. Dang. I don't want this doing most likely to da. I didn't say who. I just feel like that's where we're going. I feel like it's just getting very polarized in sad and bad. And I think that's where it's going this year. Yes, that's a hard. I know that's. I liked it better. When you were like robots? We'll come and take you places. Should I should? I do something say something else. No, no. No. No, no. I've got another one. Most likely I'll do I'll do one here. Something shocking. Shiloh? Buff will become a household name again. That's there is no let me give you the case. Let me give you the case. Okay. Are you ready? He's got three projects coming up close attention to this one is Honey boy, which is actually being bandied about is like a real deal movie. And it's it's kind of biographical Lucas hedges will play him as a kid. I think Xiaobo's playing his dad ASA story about them growing up together. And then he's doing one called let me look at it here. It's the peanut butter falcon. And it's about shallow buffs experience with a kid with down syndrome. Okay. And you've gotta look on your face like, you don't want like these things, but I'm diffusing that you can't you can't be against that movie. Can you? And then if it's well done. Yeah. Like that. And then one call the tax collector by David air who did suicide squad which we don't talk about we talked about that. But it's a movie and he's working, and that's good. He's making money so bad movie in their IMDB's. So that's okay. So Sheils ons. So after some prime minister is murdered Shiloh buffalo become a household name. Big deal. Very big deal. Deal are Jamie. Let's get to our pre superlatives we go. We'll go through these fast, the first one most likely to do something racist. Okay. I've picked a man and a woman for this honor. Let's see here. I have picked KENDALL Jenner because I just think I've Illich she's being left out of the crazy and her family, basically, just a model who occasionally trust oppose topless on Instagram. It's just not much of an adventure. And I do think that she looks around her own family that is very diverse and has opinions and billings that she is likely to share this year on some sort of social media platform or possibly like in a commercial for Pepsi when she tries again. So this is this a two-time winner for most likely December because you picked KENDALL Jenner before she did the Pepsi ad, but I'm coming back. I'm doubling down because I think she would argue that wasn't me doing something racist that was Pepsi Newing. And I was a tool of racism now, I want to be all the race. He wants to have the agency in her own racism, and so I expect I'll be racist on my own. Thank you very much. So KENDALL Jenner without my sisters etcetera washer book racism, but KENDALL Jenner bestseller bestseller. And then I'm going to predict that Matt Damon? We're going to here. Yeah. Interesting. Use the science of it. I go who is somebody who probably was raising environment where they were not around many people of color, and maybe have not had the learning like learning environment to work through possibly some racist. Learnings? You know what I'm saying? And I'm concerned that that is his situation and that this year, he's just going to be like, look, I hosted SNL, and I wasn't even promoting anything. That's how powerful am. I think the argument for this is against this is that he's gone so close to doing that in like years past that he hasn't. But then the argument for it is this is the. Here. He's like, you know, what screw it up. It's gonna go full blown racists. I'm looking. It's going to be like, look, I didn't like sexually harass any women a whole another way. So I should get to be. Let's get to be racist. That's right. I think you just there's a part of these celebrities that don't like not getting the attention for something. So he's going to I think he's just going to trip up, and it's going to be small, but it's going to be significant interesting. Okay. That's really interesting. I've gone a lot. I had I have one. This is the year of the racism comes out. There's no, but there's just so many people, and I am one I even had to cross off a header like I have a little running note lists of like things. So I don't remember. So I don't forget, and I had Megan Kelly, and we'll say well happened yak. Sorry job. I mean, it's probably still possible that she can't be racist in two thousand nineteen. I'm just like, oh, I think the odds are very high for that. It just feels like a gimme and I wanted to challenge myself fair. So I've got I'll do descending order, Sean, Hannity, Sean Penn I think both will be racist. Yeah. Jack Dorsey, Jack Dorsey. Well, yeah. Twitter guy. I just I don't know. I don't know. He's a weird guy. Anytime you like, you shave you like you cut pieces of your beard, and send them to wasn't azalea banks or whoever he did to create like a trinket of power. I don't know. I just felt a handle on the world, and then I'll I'll do some dark horses. Mason Ramsey Jew. Mason Ramsey is. Now, the yodel cowboy kid. He's got a lot of power got a lot of kid who yodel the WalMart yodeling kid. I do not have this. Oh, what does it the internet or you traipsing about goes to walmarts and yodel or he's in commercials for WalMart. Where that's where he was discovered. I can't believe I'm explaining this to you. And this this my explain why to get off Twitter because we're clearly not in the same places. You're probably in a way better place. I am in a way better place on Twitter and I must say backpack kid backpack kid. Oh, yeah. I do think backpack head. We have heard a law from him. You know, and but once you start hearing from people you get to you. You're like, maybe you shouldn't talk so much for sure. Most likely to record home, Jamie. Okay. So I like now that we're thinking about the Demi Lovato as she rector own home like I like that concept, but I'm still going to stick with somebody who's going to break up a marriage. Sure. And I have a man and a woman my woman is Shaleen Woodley because she was like somebody who thinks marriage is just a like a contract of the Mon a suggestion right is suggestions, and she's very pretty lake. Very pretty. So I think she's going to end up breaking up a marriage. I also think because he's not really in a relationship, and he is who he is. And I think many women have him on some sort of list that they keep in their Kate Spade. Wallet is Franck, Jamie. Does a lot too. I like I wanted to be equal opportunity. I'm big into things one you'll see here in a second. But one I'm into like, I'm into a dude reckon like an older, ladies marriage and just like reckon her world and her just go nuts. But she can't see with dudes all time has with do all the time. Right. So let's be feminist about it and have like Julia Roberts looser freaking mind because frant- is she's like, I don't even remember that cinematographer now that I know that. Dang it. I'm so mad. But I'm glad I'm glad we're aligned in that way. But yes, okay. So who else do you think we'll record home? So Zack I've got I'm I'm pushing all much ships in on someone being some kind of crazy this year. Angelina jolie. Well, she's wreck to home before why? There is precedent. I feel she's got some free time. If she's talking about maybe running for president. I think she's like what what what is her for president would come on. No, no shit hurt. Your your precious, Brad. No. She do that. No. She's violated me most likely to have an unfortunate mugshot. Okay. Normally, I pick a person I really go with this based on like who's had like run ins with authority like on sets or in their own family. But this went who is a couple that together might go. A little Bonnie and CLYDE this year. I do believe it is when Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas new interesting. Now could they be separate? Sure. But I like the idea that we're going to have a you know, Reese, Witherspoon and her husband Jim situation like a noble arrest. Yes. Well, calm down. They were still drawing driving. But oh, yeah. Yeah. But she was defending her husband. That's that's right. But I like the idea, but it won't be Sophie defending Joe, it will be Joe defending soaking. Because let's be honest. So we does looked like she gets into some trouble from Tom's. Because what what will he say? Well, he say like she's the mistress of the north or something like that. It was going to get him guy. He literally you Seattle. She is raw Muira Windsors coming man. Winter's coming drinking's different. Are she drink earlier than me? I was in a way, man. Yeah. No for sure my most likely to have an unfortunate mugshot again angel Jolie. I just feel like we're I'm buying buying low on her the comeback for her. I do I feel like she's going to make a splash. I really do. And then I've got a couple of wildcards. I feel real good about Kevin Spacey. He's just got that vibe about and right now he's go where the hat that says retired in two thousand seventeen keeps where retired low. That's what it is. Kev. Sure. And then Ashley Simpson feel good about that one too. That is a callback. Yeah. I think she's got her new reality show. That's on like crackle. South. Well, whatever on crackle south. And I think she's a little jealous. But Jessica is getting the attention because she's pregnant, which can we just talk about Jessica's my favorite person in Hollywood. They get spread it. It's been like such a gift that she got pregnant, and let me say this with all respect for how beautiful a human being. Jessica Simpson is. But no body goes to McDonald's more when she's pregnant than Jessica Simpson is goes hard goes like I gained ninety pounds and nothing like it's unreal. I think she's in her first trimester. And listen, she looks great looks great. She's in like, the Chris Farley. Layoff me. I'm starving kinda mode, and I don't blame him. Because look if you're like the hot if you've ever been the highest person on planet earth when you have the opportunity eat everything you want go for it. That's when you get to sign with nutrisystem or whatever and let make right zillion. Did she gained seventy pounds with her pregnancy? And then she's like. I work for Weight Watchers now, I work for Jenny Craig whatever. And I get it. I love it. And there is something for the rest of us to go. Look, I remember that pink bikini. But I also like now that you can't see your feet. It makes me really happy you go girl you go. Girl. Mc double you, do it. That's right. A little okay last category. Most likely to become a star djing hoping to make a comeback. And really choose people that I really feel like we're going to do really great this year. So my first tweet is going to be Winston Duke. So Winston played him Opoku, I know in Black Panther. And he was so good. He had like a really a breakout role in that even though it was so small, and then he is starring in the new movie s Jordan Peele. He's also going to be in wonderland. That's being done by Peterberg. And he's going to be co starring with Mark Wahlberg. Now normally I would be like that seems like a. I'm like bad me. No, that's how people are going to get to know him. Because people love them some art Walberg movies. They make a lot of money. Plus, I like Peter Berg maybes weirdly, I still really love cedar. Right there. Well, it's just usually hot guys. So I like how different Winston Duke is in his different roles. So I'm looking forward to that. My next one is weird because people generally know who he is. But I think twenty nineteen is going to be his year, and that is actually Levi. Okay. Here's what thing I think is turning the marvelous MRs Mazel was fantastic and unexpected. I didn't even know he was in it until he showed up on my screen. I was like oh, Hello. What are you doing here? And then I was like I'm don't want you to leave were so cute in this. And then he's going to be in the lead inches Zam. And it's getting a lot of like early film festival buzz. And so I think this is going to be his year to finally break out a guy who's really been on the sidelines and like beloved by a lot of people, but never really famous famous venture. And so and then my final one is Maggie Rogers. She was she's a singer. She was recently on Sanal and got a lot of that's how a lot of people found out about her. And when in reality sheet, literally like ferrall was. Like teaching a course at our college. And like had everybody write a song. And then he signed her right then based on the song, she read in the class, and she has a new album coming out in January she's touring most or twenty nineteen opening right now for like Mumford. And so she I just think this is going to be here, you're I'm already already have tickets to see your Birmingham. I'm so excited. And so I think this will be a big year for her hus- good. That's a good list. Melissa I've got several to go quick. My first one is Meena massad. Yeah. He is playing Aladdin in Aladdin. I think I'm a little more bullish on you on Aladdin than you are. And again, I don't know what bullish and bearish means somebody. He's not wrong. But I feel very control the Iran now, you're either way, but he's he's very talented. When I look for is like people who booked a big deal thing. And then booked a lot of smaller deal things. Right. Because that tells me they're going to be permeating the culture a little bit. And he's in some strains for true run. This town reprisal. Warning right after land. And so I think he's going to have some staying power. There's a there's a girl Kaitlyn Dever. She was in short term twelve. She was in Detroit where I saw her was justified. She played Loretta mccready. She's a young kid. I think she's been on last man standing, unfortunately for her, but she's poised to jump into some bigger roles like them the follow books. Martin. Unbelievable. I think she's really she was good as a kid. So I think that's going to probably. Lawrence was in a TV show with Jeff foxworthy. So everybody's got star somewhere. Okay. Right. The other. I've got another guy. Caleb Landry Jones? He just has a knack for being in really good projects. He's in three billboards that was really good. But he was in it. But he was he is the brother from get out the weird, brother. He's got one of those weird faces. I think he's going to be great character actor Kathryn Newton. She's in the second season of big little she's in cop blockers, cock lockers, and she's in. She was in three billboards sue as the girl I was like the daughter the quickly she's in labor too. But she's in a TV show called the society, which is like young adults OC esque territorial. We're here for that very here for that Sydney Sweeney. She she's in she's kinda dark she's in the Handmaid's tale. She was eaten in the Hammett sale. She's in sharp objects. She's in once upon a time in Hollywood clementine. She's in a TV show called euphoria. And then so this he's already star. But I'm gonna make like a an jas proclamation is pet. No says and Pitt I says the person who's going to own the year. Like they're going to be the the star of the year. I think it's changed McEvoy, okay? Because of glass because of glass, but then he's also in. So he's in glass, he's in dark Phoenix. Okay. He's in it chapter two which had forgotten about. I forgot they all grid. Jessica chesting just chesting with Bill Hader. And he's in his dark materials the TV series that of tation. Oh, that's right. So I think he's I think he's great anyway. But I think this first year we're like, he's commercial. And he's everywhere. And you're like, oh, look I was really excited about that. Our friend of the show Kendra dodgy who has a very significant crush. He is on some sort of index card in her wallet. And I think she gets frustrated with nobody knows who he is. We'll they'll know after this year now Kendra she's big deal. Okay. I that's going to do for our predictions. I think we like crushed that. Gosh, we've got all these right plan accordingly. I can't wait for the Blake Sheldon. Gwen Stafani tweet. That's like they're breaking up. And I'll be like bring it all to me. Bring me all adulation if few thoughts and opinions on our predictions. Let's not knock Shimano conflict to seventy nine are, Jamie. Do some lights? Let's see the lights. What is your relate this week? Okay. My red light. It's we I thought it was going to be like Kevin Spacey and Louis C K not reading the room. However, the the photos from the live action Aladdin came to Entertainment Weekly magazine, and I have some issues first of all Aladdin is not hot. That's the first issue. I have I don't understand that. Why is he wearing a shirt under the under the vest? That's stupid. Why why can't we leave one thing? Right. Jasmine. She seems too young for you to still claim her as your favorite Disney Princess. I don't let this go. And I know I think you're not going to be. Able to say that anymore. Also Jaffar is super hot wake crazy hot. Like, maybe I've done a very deep deep deep dive on this actor, and I found the photos with him without a shirt on very attractive. And maybe those are some screensavers that I have also I don't even want to get started on Will Smith, and what a crazy person he looks like in this. He does look like a crazy person. He looks like a crazy person. Who has maybe appropriated some culture, which I'm not here for it feels very uncomfortable. But and then I read that guy Ritchie has added another actor added a role like there's going to be a prince another prince. That's a white guy that seems that seems very guy Ritchie makes a mistake. Like, this whole seems like it's becoming a train wreck. When I hear Arabian nights on like where the white guys. Whereas the guy from walkie should be like guys, we we couldn't have any anybody. That was from. I don't understand like prince Derek Anita him to carry the narrative, please. The actor's name is Benjamin or something. It's like and he's British. It's like guys guy. I know, you know, him he's in your book club. But plea why are we just making things up that are unnecessary? I'm very concerned about so just the photos have maybe very sad. I am thankful for Twitter. And how it came down hard on all this as well that it's just that. This is going to be the wild wild west of the second half miss career. Yeah. Don't trust guy. Ritchie to do anything. I don't. I I do I trust John August, though, the screenwriter. But don't you. Do you think? Okay. This is the fair. I'm really asking this. Is there a situation where you can have a great screenplay and a bad movie hundred percent hundred percent? Yep. Okay. What's your red light? Mara light is the university of Notre dome for being in these playoffs. And then just take an a big old Dookie in the bed. And I think we all knew it was going to happen, and they routinely do this. They show in the bowl games. We're here. We're awesome. We played northwestern state west, and we just killed them in Clemson. We'd like we're ready for you. And guess what they weren't ready, and it's like out of like, Ohio State. I would have rather seen Ohio State in here. I would rather seek Georgia and here I would have rather seen so many more people in here. The Notre Dame you guys just listen I just reading for Notre Dame because I love their colors, but go need to get in a conference. Isn't that a fair assumption light you can't keep coming to these things and not have a scheduled? It's tougher counterpoint. You can keep coming to these things and make money and get your heads beat. It in because you they don't have to in conference championships. They can kind of handpicked on schedule and they played a fine schedule. But it's just it's frustrating for other teams. Probably when you go you, you know, who the maddest was UCF. Oh, no. Because you see if you have gotten your heads beaten into I wish UCF Notre Dame will play every year. And we just don't talk about them thinking about them. And I love you guys for being undefeated. But no, one cares. Okay. No, one cares because you don't play schedule. But it's just frustrating. Just you can take up a spy at least be good like Oklahoma. They don't play defense. But they had a lot of fun on offense. That was great. That was interesting in our you had predicted that the score we did an over under on. What was that? I think seventy five points over under with seventy nine and it hit on the head. I know. And I never thought it would be that. That's insane. That's why Las Vegas keeps building casinos in. We not what is your green light? Okay. So it's been a minute since we record it. Because obviously we took the holidays off when we pre recorded some staff. But I do want to let everyone know that. I saw Mary Poppins returns. And it was the green light of my dreams. It was so good. And I've had a couple of people online told me that they didn't like it. And they can they can keep their pants and living their house forever. I don't care it ever need to see them in public. I thought it was delightful. I thought everybody, and it was great. I loved like, obviously, Emily blunt. But I loved I loved that. It was innocent and pure, and it was a nice hat tip. And let me tell you Julie Andrews, you're a garbage person for not doing the cameo that they clearly picked out for you. I don't understand why you would go in the voice be in aquaman and not be in the film. So Angela lansbury had to take your place, and she was delightful in it. But still like, it's it didn't make sense if you did a Angela lansbury dead or alive. I would have guessed dead in this moment. Well, she's eights feels like she's close even in the in the song like section it just like how she's singing she's singing for real wake. Wake she thinks hard core. Like the teapot that she is. So she did great. But I also my green light I want to give a green light to because I watched a lot of stuff on Netflix recently. And we're going to get to your green light in a second. But I I like was going on a trail of like, nothing's good. Nothing's good. And then I hit Deary girls, which is a TV series. Would you like to guess what dairy girls is about Deary girls? You liked it? I loved so dear girls has to be the story of a group of orphans who are left on a dairy farm, and they have no way to provide for themselves except to milk the cows and sell it. But then they get kidnapped and sent to Bolivia and there in the sex trade, and then somehow they liberate themselves, and it's based on your story. Okay. For the record. I do wanna see that made. Thank you very much because that's all right up. My alley, but dairy girls, it's D E R Y, and it's all. It seems unfair. It's based on the area of the UK one in and it's about your in Quin, she's sixteen she's living in Northern Ireland in nineteen ninety four and it's happening right before the troubles, the catholic-protestant conflict, and I'm telling you now I had to turn on the closed captioning as often do because as accents are thick in the island. But it is so funny like you could miss twenty percent of the jokes. And you would still think it's so funny because I wish I knew more about that whole area. And because I'm sure there were jokes. I never flew, right. Over my head is so funny. It's six easy episodes. If you're looking for a funny fund, binge for two thousand nineteen the dairy girls is it. Okay. That's pretty cool migraine line. I had a different thing here. And then I watched a bird box last night. And I was like that's my green light. Because I think this movie is dope. Because I saw a lot of heat about it online. It's a lot of people react. So a lot of think pieces, and I tried to just put that all aside. It's watch the movie and as someone who likes apocalypse movies. I was like I love this movie. This is everything I wanted to be now. I know you didn't like it. Why did you not like it? Well, it's not even that. I didn't. I just didn't love it. Like, I know that's dumb. But like, I here's what I thought. I thought Sandra Bullock was so good in Greeley. And I thought I liked Paul Sarah Paulson and whoever Sandra Bullock's husband was how provocative rose from moonlight. Do so good. Hello. You a delight? Here's what I had a problem with. I think I had a problem with. I know I had a problem with I didn't like the concept, and maybe it's in the book, and so they didn't have any control over this. But I didn't like the mentally ill or the enemy in this movie. I didn't interpret that I interpreted as evil like if you have evil in your heart. But I don't think that's what they were saying. I think it I think it was. No, if you're like, taking meds your like, I don't know. That's the vibe I got from it. So maybe if that wasn't true, then that makes me feel better about it. I also thought. At one point. I wanted to be the woman who got in the burning car because it's like a while. Okay. Just doesn't seem I don't know why not dairy girls enough for you. I guess not dairy girls enough. And I felt like it wasn't. I didn't feel like there were enough poignant moments. Like, I I guess I wanted because for a quiet place. I feel like there's more like heart. Not maybe. And I guess that's what I was looking for. And and I don't think that it has to have it because I don't think it does. But like I didn't have a personally I was like Sandra Bullock, does lay your kids off like feels like it'd be easier. If to to your point, I agree with you like, it's hard when you're plop. When is like, you don't want connection, it's hard to create hard out of that. So that was tough. I saw someone compared to they said it's not as good as a quiet place, which I totally agree. But it's way better than the happening, and those movies, it's a lot less. I agree with both of those. The funny thing is the book, I feel it came out before the a quiet place. So the book established the concept. But they couldn't create it and get it out into the world until after the a quiet place, which stinks because desolate do like Jonkers Kinski did so great and that movies almost flawless and that followed up with different sensory experience. That's tough to follow. It's not as good. But it still it gave me more. If you if you saw quite and you're like, I want more world building is how we got here. This gives you that. Now that was true. I will say if you ask me, what was the really the best part of it is that the I because I've always hated that about Walking Dead. I'm like that. I really didn't understand how we got here. And then they were like we're going to tell them. I show you fear the Walking Dead. No. You still didn't show me. You just fast. You just rewound it two years. Still didn't give me a full. It's kind of what I love about. What I've always loved about World War Z. Yeah. Like, I just think that's always an underrated fantastic film. And it's a fantastic book. Because you understand you get so much the bigger picture. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't always. But I like it when I get it. And I thought this did it. Well, I I appreciate it. So yeah, I mean, I think it is. It's you the love it or you probably not going to like it at all like Asha was out twenty minutes in 'cause she just doesn't like this kind of movies. So and it is like creepy. It's where a quiet places tents. This is tens in creepy. Yeah. Like sticks with you a little bit. But I was in. I'm especially interested in the news around like how successful was for Netflix. Which gosh, it was like the best film of all time for forty five million accounts watch it, which is and they never tell data, by the way, they never share data. And they they were like Hello. This one did a great. This is a big deal. So that's gonna do for this up. So the podcast guys before you remember anytime you do shopping on him. So make sure to go to Amazon dot com slash shop slash podcast. 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#162: Hari Nef: How To Survive The Dark Side Of The Internet

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#162: Hari Nef: How To Survive The Dark Side Of The Internet

"This episode of control delete is brought to you by the flat iron school. The flatiron. School can teach you everything you need to know to get a job in coding or data science or design or anything that the future is going to throw at us. They even prepare you for the jobs that don't even exist yet. This school is designed to educate you in the art of change. So if you'll feeding stock or board or unfulfilled flatiron will teach you how to change things. You'll learn by making things breaking things and discovering how the future is built the results speak for themselves. If you go to flatiron school dot com slash podcast. You can read all the testimonials from the graduates and find out all about their new careers that salary changes that upcoming courses, and in general motivate you to start your new exciting career. You can start building your new career in one flat irons. Local we what compasses all you can take your courses online. So go to flatiron school dot com for slash podcast read, the reviews find out for yourself and sign up today for free intro course, it's time to feature pref- yourself and change things starting with you. Thank you flatiron school for sponsoring this episode. Hello and welcome back to control the lead. I have a fantastic guest VU today. My interview today is the wonderful model actress and activist Hari Nath. She was the first trans woman signs to IMG worldwide one of the biggest model management firms in the world. She has graced the covers of publications like l love magazine an interview she has appeared in a number of editorials in international editions of vogue and wonderland magazine. Among many others, she may be currently best known for her role in the EMMY award winning series, transparent Hari lives in LA, currently and is starring in the Gucci bloom. Fragrance campaign. Pain alongside Dakota Johnson and Petra Collins today, I interview Horry about a film. She is just being in. That is now out in the UK. The film is a black comedy thriller could assassination nation it also saw sukey Waterhouse and it out now in UK cinemas. It had its world premiere at the Sundance film festival earlier in the year. And the premise is about a group of best friends living in a world of selfies emojis snaps and sex, and they live in the town Salem, and there is a massive data hack, resulting in Hof the citizens private information spewed into the public view after this day to hack the community in Salem, descends into anarchy and the times have cooled it the crucible for the Instagram era. The guardian of set it feels like the product of a one night stand between spring, breakers and the purge some of. I had to watch behind my hands because I'm just so jumpy, but the topics was so on point and stylistically is a super interesting film. I recommend you going to see it in this episode. We talk a bit about the film. We also talk about dealing with internet storms. How to deal when you are being bullied online. How Hari picks up projects and how she loves working on thrillers that center around social media, and why we have a really nice chat and like with all my episodes. I didn't really go in with a page of questions. We just talk, and I really enjoyed meeting and talking to hurry. So I hope you enjoyed this episode and here it is. So excited to be here with Hari Nath. I'm a huge fan. So thank you so much for coming on the podcast. Thank you so much for having me. This is great. I loved the film assassination nation. I did just admit to you that I'm a bit of a wimp and a massive baby when it comes to thrillers. But this was just so amazingly done, and I was on the edge of my seat. But it's just it's such a brilliant story. Yeah. It's it packs a wallop. There's so much talk about, you know, the film's topical themes, and it's politics. But I think the film is above all fun, the style and the clothes, and obviously the way that you all all with each other. I mean, it's so disturbing and places, but there are funny moments with the launch of it because I watched a YouTube clip the other day, the director Sam Levenson, he's addressing the crowd. And I think it's a screening in America think, but he's really emotional and I just wanted. Was it an emotional experience on the set, or is it just did it get emotional when it was released because he really has these topics as does everyone yet, this is SAM's baby. And I wouldn't say the shooting process was overtly emotional, it's not like we were you know, breaking down crying hugging. Each other. We just had a lot of support for each other, and gentleness, and kindness and care that I think was needed to get through some of the more intense scenes that we were shooting like the subject matter at the hall of it is quite yet. It's along it's super dark, but I think we were able to plunge into that in no small part due to the environment that Sam led the way in creating on the set. He understood just as much if not better than we all did what his responsibilities were not just as a director. But as a man. Leading the way on this film about four women, and the level of humility and empathy air and openness he had to all of our thoughts and all of our feelings in anything. We cared to bring up to him was really quite astounding. You don't always encounter that. You know? I I have spoken about this on the record. But there was even you know, one thing slash kind of person onset that now kind of set off a little bit of a red flag for us four. He wasn't quite conducting himself one hundred percent appropriately. Nothing agree GIS. But we were all kind of like, and we told Sam about it and next day that person was on a plane back to where they came from. So that's the level of you know, total deaf. Prince and respect and love that. He brought to it. He he really put his money whereas mouth is on that one. Not all men, right? Yeah. I got when I watched it. I was a little bit like, oh my God account believe amount, right? This which I don't know is me generalizing that people calm. But also, I think you full a so respected as creative women in your own, right? That you would have only agreed to do this. If it was good vibes. It feels. Oh, yeah. And it was it was the best vibes. I mean when I thought when I read what the script was. And I saw that the person who wrote it was who he was I thought to myself this this could possibly be good. But it was and that was the shocking thing about it actually kind of you know, disabused and parochial is my preconceived notions about who gets to tell. What story I think there's been a lot of talk about that lately? But there is a way to do it where you know, you can navigate the identity politics and get to a place of. Truth. You just have to do it with very little EKO. Yes. This is an amazing example of it. Yeah. I another thing. I mean, no spoilers. But obviously, the the film is about privacy issues. It's about leaking kind of information online. It's about social media and the vitriol of of the online weld, which everyone I'm sure has experienced to some degree and hearing Sam actually talk about how he when he had his daughter think he started writing this has his son, son. It was right before it was right before his son was poor son. So so he was thinking of the next generation when he was writing this has that open your eyes to like, oh my God. I do feel sorry for teenagers. Now. Oh, do you think that stronger than we give them credit full? I've a seventeen year old sister. And she is incredible. She is strong. She knows who she is. She's. The internet is just a part of her life. You know, like the house she lives in the school. She goes to it's an embodied or disembodied reality of her world. But she, you know, I can I've been around her where you know, there has been, you know, drama or like, you know, strange social media things going on for her. But I don't think we have to worry about the next generation. I just think we have to continue taking accountability for the things are current generation struggles with because they won't go away. If we don't I don't wanna say fixed, but engage mindfully with these things I mean, I look at my sister Sabrina, and I don't worry about the future. She is far more well adjusted than I was when I was her age. I don't know if that's a generational thing. It might just be her. But is an interesting one because I think a low of teens who all activists who all genuinely doing amaze. Stuff. I almost feel like a call just let them relax and have fun. You know, when people pull this pressure on when when you are young you feel like you want to I think there is an idealism in the very young that is transcendent of generations. I've felt the same way in followed suit with it. When I was that age, I was passionate. I feel like if you're not passionate at that age. There might be something wrong with you. Yeah. You you haven't had it like kind of scared out of you all one one one finds new ways to contribute. One finds a way to fight on potentially in a quieter way. Or a calmer way or a sneakier way. How was it lucky with the other members of the cost because I I was wondering if this was already stereotypical cliche. Question of like, a Yukos's just like old best friends on the set. But I don't know. But we are so much fun. I mean. We we shot this film in New Orleans, and we arrived right in the thick of the mardi gras festival. And that first night Sam just sent us out. He said go get in trouble. Go do things. I wouldn't do. And we relate, okay? And like going bombed. Yeah. I mean going bond in like, we weren't forcing it or anything. But there was a lot to do. And a lot to see who we got into shrub definitely banned from at least one bar in New Orleans, and then when all the other high school performers came we were all just a pack of animals. It was nuts Orleans is a fun city. Did you know that you up for this film from the audition, Paul you didn't take any convincing or was it just like you will always kind of up for it? Oh, yeah. I wanted it. This is I had been waiting for the perfect thing for about a year since my previous acting job. And I really wanted my next thing to be indispensable and exciting and vivid in the script came along. And I just felt that I found it. It was one of those part. That I really wanted. Yeah. It's tough at the so good. Thanks with the ovation shit with social media. Obviously, you know, I love following you because I think you post like autistic things, but if you has it changed you, but with kind of your career evolving, do you feel that you don't need to be on it as much what do you feel that? You don't need to like shares macho or is it just changed. I don't feel like I need to be on it as much. I was on it a lot when I was trying to be seen trying to prove something trying to frame myself trying to break in and there's so much more that I wanna do that's ahead of me. But in terms of like breaking in and getting my foot in the door and. You know, even just having people see me the way I wanted to see myself or the way I saw myself and wanted other people to see me I feel a bit more comfortable now with all of that than I did when I was maybe nineteen or twenty years old. My goals at this point lie outside of Instagram. Maybe even outside of the internet in total. But. I've also had a lot of fun with my private Instagram. Oh, yeah. I like everyone has a private I have a sneaky one just for friends act. I post more on that than I do the other post on that. When like six times a day. It's pretty nuts. I feel that everyone should do that. Let's no pressure. There's no pressure. I mean, I I learned I learned about thin stas as they call them from my sister. She's like do you have offense from like, what is Vince done? She's like, oh, well, you know, have your main account for you know, moms, and like parents, and you know, people that you're not that good friends with but still like in. Then you have your fence still where you just, you know, it's I I got the idea from the kids. Because I feel like teenagers Dalil of that stuff now as well. They didn't want too much up. Oh, yeah. They they. Absolutely, do it's they're they're they're very curated very conscientious of their brands. Everybody's got a brand. Because one of the message of the films was for me kind of being empathetic of the people in like being a good friend. That's that. That's what it's all about at the end of the day. I think particularly with my character. She goes on this journey where she learns empathy. She begins the film. Operating in speaking from a place of trauma in relation to. You know, what happens to the mayor, no spoilers, you know, because of his political beliefs in the way, she's him. She she sees him to oppose her. And you know, how she is. And her politics, she refuses to empathize with his horrible situation. She just can't get there. And then no spoilers at the end. She. You know, makes the decision to spare somebody who wouldn't in didn't spare her you definitely see that volition. Yeah. And I think that's unbel- Matic of you know, if there's any message that we're trying to get through is that this cycle of vitriol in hatred and polarization stops when it stops. And it has to be a choice to stop instead of hitting back, and you know, just fueling the fire. It's about reaching down somewhere in having empathy and a type of love for the people to probe who who might not even give you the same. Because if you pay that back it comes back to you. Yeah. And it's not easy. Sometimes I I spent a lot of time on Twitter still of the work, and I just remember a few years ago. Oh, it was like so cool to cool people out. And I people I wasn't part of I was on the receiving end. I I'd say like one wrong thing. And I'm like a learning pass. And I do Karen won one learn. But sometimes you say the wrong thing we used the wrong word or you like, and it was almost like oh my God. It feels horrible when you will slows. I've I've I've been on both sides of it. I when I was in college, I was reading books, and I was learning about systematic inequality in social Justice. I was earning about the oppression of people of color, historically, the oppression of queer people, historically, I was learning about, you know, language in history. And there were all of these new ideas, and all of these new ways that I could see injustice and straight up violence in the world, and I was almost traumatized by that revelation, and they had to do something about it. I felt guilty that I had that my whole life and ignorance. And I I wound up feeling so much better about all of that about myself when I was identifying that ignorance and other people in calling it out, and it wasn't in an impartial conversational cordial way. It was with all of the vitriol that I had turned toward myself for. In my is being in the wrong for so long. But I never found that approach to be affective. It just Brad more dischord. I've also been called out. I've been come for my politics, and my, you know, ways of working in no my approach to my entire job my entire life. My identity even have been, you know, skewered by people, you know, oftentimes people who are quite close to me, in whatever way. Whether it's my community. You're my social circle it is so devastating. There was one particular sort of cycle of internet drama and call outs, let directed at me that plunged into something that I. Not sure could be diagnosed as but certainly sort of registered as some kind of emotional breakdown. I was deep in the fucking pit, man. 'cause I had put myself out there trying to do something that I thought would help, and, you know, the people in the support is that people who I thought it might help constructed in a totally opposite way. This episode of control delete is brought to you by the flatiron school, the flatiron school can teach you everything you need to know to get job in coding or data science or design all anything that the future is going to throw at us. They even prepared you for the jobs that don't even exist yet. This school is designed to educate you in the art of change. So if you'll feeding stucco bold will unfulfilled flatiron will teach you how to change things. You'll learn by making things breaking things and discovering how the future is built the. The results speak for themselves. If you go to flato in school dot com slash podcast. 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It was one of the lowest points in my life, and I had to rethink my entire approach to how I took up space, and what kind of space I wanted to take up. It was a learning experience. It's I mean, I don't mean to be down. And I don't mean to be drab. But I was. In a way kind of bullied, and sort of criticized into a kind of silence that I haven't really broken since. It's such an important thing t took by I think because I own I think on the surface people to on how serious it could affect people. I've I've been focused on listening, and it's good to listen. But I also don't feel like I was fundamentally in the wrong, isn't it? So with an logical, but like Strange's, he probably will never meet can have such an impact on you, many of these people where people I knew in people I had met and people from my immediate community in that was the hardest part. And then people started crawling out of the woodwork commenting anecdotes about me sit. It's almost like the real live version of kind of the film in some ways like this com. This happens to to a low of people Sochi's cloud got hacked while we were shooting. Not like the second day of shooting. Sukey cloud got act and all of this stuff was posted online. There's a part of me that thinks, you know, or that feels that if if I were to get hacked that you wouldn't really find anything on there that you could also find on your own phone, but we see in the film that people don't always think about it that way and project their own fears and anxieties in demons onto these online avatars these analogues for people in once it's on the internet. It's easier to depersonalize to humanize I've seen people I've seen people from you know, that incident that I discussed in real life and there've been moments where I have sort of had to look them in the NBA. Like are we okay are we good in those people never have shit to say in person? They never wanna fight. They never wanna call out. It is so easy for them to sit by that screen and say what? Please. But I mean, that's not the kind of person. I am. I just confronted them straight up in not a single one of them had had had anything to say other than. Yeah. I guess that might have gotten a little out of hand. And it's funny. I mean, I mean the the girl who started at ended up posting an apology. But of course, that got knowing Agenent in the call out was borderline viral in certain circles is Wade it's like people actually a different person line than they think they can be a are. I mean, I'm a different person online. You know, my blue check accounts, I'm saying that's my best foot if two feet. The other foot is like in in memes and news and offensive. I had to ask do you get drawn into thrillers in any way because I know that you'll in you. I haven't seen it the I've read the book, and I know Caroline who wrote you, and I'm really excited to watch it. I find myself actually doing a lot of thrillers. Like, there's there's there's assassination those you which is also a social media thing in the next project that I think I am doing. We're sorting out the schedule right now is also social media thrill just realize that all my God. This is. I mean again, that's that. You know, it's it's it's indie filmmaking. So we're trying to get schedules. You know, hopefully, it's all going to work out. But yeah, if it pans out, I'm about to do my third social media Miller. I didn't. I don't think about these things. I'm not like hearing my jobs, like, oh, I have to do, you know confrontational pieces about, you know, the pitfalls of social media. But here we are the is it fun kind of using your platform in this way. Because the bigger is the more of you know, the more people you can talk to about things you care about is. I it's exciting fee, or is it more? Just try not to think too much about my platform. I just I'm operating, you know, when it comes to choosing my work. I operate from gut place of feels good, and what sounds like fun. You know, do I like this script? Do I like this director am I going to be excited about, you know, getting up every day and going to do this that that's how I choose? Yeah. Thus us such good advice. His it still. I think a hard to choose what to do sometimes, especially if you have opened -tunities, I'm in a really great position where you know, because of the work I did in modeling. I don't have to act to survive. So you know, I do have to be quite Fru goal. Of course. And I have to tell you, you know, the indie filmmaking world is a little bit more, slim, Pickens, paycheck wise to start than modeling was. That's just a fact, but I'm happy that I have these other resources so that I can choose my acting work really carefully and curated and sort of you know, I mean, I try not to think about like legacy or any of that. But it it's it's important that as I'm laying the foundation, especially now that you know, it's I want I want it to be airtight. And like, I I wouldn't compromise. You know, the taste of that. I have about film or television as like, you know, a couch critic, I'm not gonna like turn that off when I'm reading work emails now. It's amazing. No, welcome crops on the film seriously. And everyone listening to go and watch it because it's it's so end. Attaining? But it's also leaves you with something to kind of dwell on think about so my final question is. And I always ask this what excites about coming up. The isn't what related that's such a good question. Well, it's my birthday on Sunday. So some of my friends in L A are planning a birthday weekend. Craze. I'll valet viral extravagance of me. I know I am a recent LA transplant. I moved there in February. It is a good fricken life out there, the one the happy. They're amazing. I'm watching LA La Land. And just being like, I know that it's not like this day. I still wanna move the now. Yeah, you know world is getting out of our cars and dancing. That's so funny. Then I could even say that I've never driven before any to learn how to drive it's like an issue Guba. I've been bring in you know, it's it's a way to go through life. It's fireable. I really wanna learn to drive though. Maybe that's what I slam looking forward to learning. How to drive well have a lovely Beth day on Floyd to stuff you'll doing coming out in the feature being q.

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Australia is screwed, and now you can be too!

Tessa and Elliot Argue

27:23 min | 6 months ago

Australia is screwed, and now you can be too!

"Yeah please talk about how you literally just walked in the bottle of soy sauce into our bedrooms. I want you to balls in it. I know I'm not. I need to know what you told me what I tell you. Know Seven my oh nothing nothing. Okay so I don't have to do it then you do have to. CDI now we're now hello and welcome to t five Elliott. Tassone Elliott argue. Tessa expect soy. That's that's tests. Yeah so what do we do on our show. Tessa we find interesting. News articles in share them hopefully laugh. Yeah by the cat. Tess asked me to divide. I need to know I trust the you know the why. Why don't you see that in Maryland to trust you owe rough? I told you I couldn't. I could taste the soy. Why would you do that? Hundred off is this like the banana pudding all over again. Do we go to this. Chinese restaurant favorite trees buffet. By Far China's restaurant is a stretch. Oh it's rush. I'm kidding they're fine. Nine in the pudding there banana bowl. Sometimes it's vanilla sometime one time. It was vanilla at most times but every time as it gets it I tell her it's the opposite of what it is or I tell her the truth that I switch halfway through confuses her taste the difference between. But it's just not always banana and then like eight and I was like. Oh it doesn't really taste like banana anyway. Must be banana though sure. I'm sure I can start okay. Seventeen year old discovers planet six point nine times larger than earth on his third day of internship with nowhere to go but down from there exactly like shed. How'd you fucking discover a new planet? The third day as an intern. I have no idea. Oh He did oh nice. My nephew works for NASA will works for NASA. He hasn't worked for NASA anymore. Cool the dropping a I'm not married even say his name. But I'm so proud of you. Not You're not listening. That's fine or yeah forcing yourself to smile. Mile at work can lead to heavy. Drinking study says bad. I make I make driving drunk driving jokes in class all type of how I have today jury because of my students cut silly. We're not allowed to joke about that. You're not no I could see. Oh yeah because you know he. He can't yeah. Wow great real funny stuff. Sorry online order of diapers arrives at New Jersey home. But we're already soiled. Pre Ode L. Moderately really use wasn't an order of reusable diapers disposable. Okay reusable never get Out Well I would be sitting back. Somebody else's feces. Yeah I know I know you ever adult type tessler diapers Jesus. What would be the worst thing growing on your face? I guess like a bowl or subsidere soaps guess. I don't know this. This is even worse than yours growing Hayes woman growing literal pubic hair on her face. After dr this bro Contingent I finished. I saw this on after doctors use green skin to repair. Dog Bites. Yeah they took her her Brian Ver- yeah. Yeah Pubic area. But I mean you just hair I well. Yeah it's just because like your hair is the same colored up there as it is down there. Yeah but like it's not the same texture. Yeah but it's still the same call. I mean lead. It's not like it's smelling balls on your face. I don't have balls this is smelling vagina on your face. Good I know but I don't know can't you take it from like my arm or something but you find that weird having skin taken from my grind to my face yes slow bit or gas never seen the light of day can you imagine. How much like sunscreen you have to put on? I don't think it worked so you think I don't think you're using your this Gwyneth. Paltrow Shit now you haven't I don't listen to radio anymore. She's got some fucking show on Netflix. That people are like literally quitting net flicks over. Why it's a Voodoo science shit? She's you know she's a part of that right. Yeah this is a this is a different thing but like it's it's Paltrow. Yeah visit Paltrow now selling quesnel. That smells like her. Private Parts and people people are confused. Now I was like this is would be funny. Gag Gift to be like. Oh here's a kennel that's good if paltrow's vagina. Yeah but A. They sold out a day one to what. Are you doing kindle of a giant Aquino costs of a giant candle suspect. PALTROW's hundred dollars seventy five. Oh I always over it was still. I'd be terrible prices right. Yeah you you would be. But she's a part of that whole Wyche Autism. Jenny McCarthy thank you yeah. She's worse than that. I think she has tale. Yeah she named Briquet apple so you have a is it. WHO's her husband? Who was her husband? Chris Martin Yeah. He's dating Dakota Johnson. Now that's right because she's like super young he's slice. She's thirty he's fifty I've. UPS driver follows follows wife's instructions to hide parcel from husband and the photo goes viral. How did he hide it? Literally this law you remember when you bought that like foam. Oh mattress pad color. It's it looks like that but it's literally under the Mat and the MAT says please hide packages from husband. Oh but yeah it looks like that. Oh okay yeah sounds like you know like yeah have you like. You've seen the picture where the guy puts the box under. The Matt is really big in the Matt's like it's not high whatever anyway. Yeah here's one of those. That just gets crazier every time you can't man high on meth fights fifteen police officers while masturbating he jerked he beat off fifteen minutes. The sword fighting back in the day like anytime they Fighting no like it. When when they taught US sword fighting getting in in? Where did you learn so finding in theater you have to hold one hand up and fight with the other was doing? It's not facing a sword fighting anyway. So we'd have to one here that everybody was like. Oh it's because you had to hold the lantern back back in the day. What I don't know I've never heard that ever? What about if you're fighting the middle of the fucking day most fights take place during the day? Wow I don't hear your class failed you. I mean I feel theater class. That's beyond true that lesson that has bananas. What's bananas? Oh that story. The story is crazy. What's the longest first thing you've ever seen the longest thing when you mean like the longest boat I've ever seen the longest list envy the long distance? Our guest like things like a physical thing while I mean like I've looked into the ocean like NC literally. As far as I could possibly ever see. Yeah probably right because on an airplane maybe ocean we see further on ocean right same. I mean yeah planner ocean. Yes this is longer you can now buy scarf designed to look like a ridiculously long. CVS receipt for three items CBS CVs Singers Weird CVs receipts. Have you seen the one. Where they're playing star wars music in their pulling? It was making it scroll. We're all like a video or they're making at scrawl like Star Wars. That's funny that's pretty good yeah. Florida Man Scammed Walmart for over a million dollars. Lers what did he do. He bought computers and took out some of the parts. Return them and so he did that. Literally a thousand times in Walmart just claimed that the hulk was a total loss so each computer was thirteen hundred dollars when he returned it. Knee hit up a bunch of Walmart's but oh shit it how do you not catch on. Don't doesn't is it target that where you have to return early give to a scan your id or something you can use your car. You could use your car or your receipt and then if you didn't have that you used the driver's license yeah because because a target you could return like sixty dollars worth of items without a receipt and like if you pay cash for it didn't have the receipt you return up to sixty dollars others like every year or something okay. So there's a book called where the heart is one of my favorite since like. That's the one where she the Laura has well in the later chapters. She's working a customer service in this lady brings in Snyder to return and this sweater. The tags have have been cut out like there's armpit stains like it's like right. It's just like whatever and so ladies like my boyfriend says it got too many clothes. I need to return this I pay. Hey nineteen ninety-five and yeah from Walmart or recent and rose she just but she returned it because they don't have their it targeted returned literally anything. Yeah you could buy Nintendo switch at Walmart and return it to target. I bought underwear from Thai. Like the package underwear. We're from target one time and there's unpackaged underwear Ole k o single. I used unbelievable. Oh you know but anyway so when I opened it up there was three different sizes but yeah but they I was like so I took it back and I was like And I explained in the guy was like Oh and I think I was like. Do you guys throw that lake take opened underwear and well targeted. They take copen close like that they destroy it. That's what I thought too. Maybe maybe somebody opened it anyway because it's the one where it's like a button or whatever maybe it was like auto-pay seemed on open. Yeah Yeah so anyway Christian activists claims Meghan markle poisoned. Royal bloodline signed by being half black. Do that Meghan. Markle Shit is in insane filled out for her. I didn't choose the worst part I told you this That whole there was a big article. All those like. I don't like Meghan markle and it's not because I'm racist and like so you are racist but that's not right. You dislike her right like what the favorite that people just. You don't realize that. He wanted that like he didn't want to be on the public dime while he's been saying that forever right like since he was really young was like well clearly. I'm not not going to be king. I've always liked him a lot. Better Than William I am indifferent nothing about any of the hourly have. What do you know about them? I mean I Is Lake Army the articles and stuff come out you really. Yeah the most interesting and most interesting. Recent one was the way that they worded Articles about cade in the way they word articles about Megan. Yeah because it's blatant like well. Didn't William like cheat on Kate with her best friend or some shit. You told me I I know that. Yeah so I duNNO AL true if that is at all yeah I pay. No attention. Wanted to be because I want them to be in love because I you want everyone to be deal you decide. Everybody's Mary is in love. I do I really do you do. And now I will concept of marriage for convenience like does not. I don't get it all link. Yeah I mean I don't I mean I get get it but I I understand. Yeah I mean what's convenient about being married while money. If that's a thing I mean like in more influence or like I don't know I guess I just always like you think. Donald Trump's daughter jared cut face using Falem the cherry countries. I don't know is it Kushner. I don't know it could become as I wouldn't know I mean like eating there in among don't know why he his parents were like real estate moguls too. I think I'd certainly like trump and Milania Johny our love Michelle in what's her face. Hillary Clinton are in love. And Oh Yeah Oh sure that point. It's like I don't know I just. I expect people that are married to be in love. Yeah I do. I really do get it when they're not Popeye's is give family feud candidate contestant ten thousand dollars worth of food after her wrong answer goes viral This he goes named Popeye is favorite food. She goes chicken. Fuck you I one. And they're like no dumb ass spinach. Yeah yeah it was for like the game or something to slams on. She's like chicken and she's at Dumb Blonde Red Lipstick. Look in fucking Tuck in ditz. Just what a fucking the whole family looks identical. Just looks like they all looked like the fucking Kardashians but blonde all right Popeye chicken like fucking idiot. Goddamn world's struggling church asked aging congregation to stay away in hopes of attracting young families. Churches are dying. Yeah there if not dead yeah hospice. At least Oh yes on hospice I sure yeah and like young people. We all have money we. We don't donate to the church. I was going to donate money. There's some of the other organizations I would give money to before I give money to a big church which Australia. Oh sorry about that. I do while. I'm you date. Say My next might better align is yours ures has to be fucking amazing to be. Okay Elliot does this thing. Where like a contest and I'm trying to win anyway so anytime I say something he'll be like if it's bad he'll be like mine but worse like you should be like l.? I can talk to me like mine. Don't either and she'll be like Ilya leash hours mine every day. Yeah so two hours. We'll talk to me. It's not they've dealt talk to me. They just don't completely ignore me I. That's me too literally stare at me like I'm a fucking Moron Soda at me but worse. 'cause they're older me but worst as I see them more and they should on things Neva wars minded literally shooting their pants as we speak. They're just a bunch of mine always taking their pants too. Yeah Nima harder. Jesus Australia's fucked and you can't be too with a sixty acce- nine dollars bushfire donation Dildo fucking be. That one is literally a Dildo. That's in the colors of Australia in the base of it is literally Australia fucking Dildo but the melt that you like the Suction Cup bottom of it. Like how years have that Suction Cup on yours. It's Australia trillions. uh-huh it is that he it also like that. It's sixty nine dollars off. Uses me sixty nine. This woman's office was trashed by an extremely aliquo possum. No sorry no pasta. No fucking positive a disgusting. No it's not fucking giant. Rats literally leave him alone. No I WANNA possum. eyewash chevet rushed to take talk of this raccoon. That walked up to the Human Heisbourg. soulful did you see no. Have you seen the raccoon with tear shave. Now it's fucking skinless looking for a giant it. Looks like a skinless cat it really does. Yeah I love pause or black like is that is. It's kind of in a weird way. My favorite commercial is the one where the it's the glasses commercial on. She's calling the cabin and distracted models and she's like hi. Lefty Carr's Dexter Kit. I think if we didn't have our glasses and we let the cat out or whatever dexter could pass for a record for he's got white instead of I mean they got gray. In Twenty Twenty Tokyo Olympics athletes assured cardboard beds won't collapse during sex lies. Are you familiar with how like when the Olympics happened that like all these athletes like faulk constantly. It's like a really big thing for real. Is there really. Yeah so like they because like what are they doing for four years training for the sooner they go there they see all the other people in the same thing. What do they do after they're done with their event they straight up fuck like it's a huge thing like the they always talk about how many condoms were used? But these beds are made Out of cardboard I mean they're like reinforced cardboard. But like still. Yeah so I guess it's like a thing that people are worried about like the athletes are literally lake. AAC Fuck Agile. I can do it on other surfaces. I'm too old to do it. 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059: Is HBO Max in Trouble?

The Streaming Wars

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059: Is HBO Max in Trouble?

"You're listening to the Stream was the podcast that discusses all of the latest happenings regarding your favorite streaming services. Find out which is winning the war this time around. The least episode of the Streaming Wars and in twenty is with me, and we were to cover everything from June tenth through the sixteenth. We have a bunch of news. There is a little bit I should say it not a bunch of news, but there is more news than there was last week, so we have a little bit less topics of discussion to kind of go through, but we do have a number of different things to cover news kind of has picked back up. That is towards the end of last week, so we have some stuff to discuss so i. I up net flicks. NETFLIX's has expanded into Nigeria with Mo. Avenues, Ebony Life Production Company. They're going to be creating some original projects for net flicks. Then Netflix's also picked up the romantic comedy. The perfect find this is a Gabriel Union movie now, interestingly enough. It just so happens that we're going to get. We're GONNA. Talk about this in a second with Amazon, but it does seem like companies out. There are more willing to purchase content that has already been created rather than go in the original route to this immediate point just because of the productions, so there's a movie out. Out there or a TV series that I'm not sure what TV series wouldn't wouldn't already have a home, but a movie out there that hasn't had a home or is a lower budget film. That's not necessarily going to warrant a theatrical run. Necessarily, this is a huge option. We talked about this for the last couple of weeks. We're just GONNA. Keep hearing about prime video. The one that specifically mentioned is that there is a project called flack, which was originally meant for Pop TV here in the United States, but they pulled the series, and now Amazon has picked it up and. And now this is starring Anna Pack when she is an actress, who previously was the main character of an HBO series and she's been a ton of other things as well, but this is another project of course that is being picked up. That is going to end up on a shoot service specifically, because of the fact that there's just production holds gotta find content somewhere. Yeah, I mean I was looking into to to this news piece in it in flak, and it looked one like interesting show that I would check out some God. It's GonNa be on Amazon prime is. Pop TV, it's like okay. Cool. It's GONNA be on Amazon I'll check it out, but even more so it's. It's kind of a surprise. Turn of events. You'RE GONNA have pop TV that does its own thing. You already have this show that's already filmed and completed instead of the least airing that in the midst of coronavirus. Even if it's not doing well, it's need content during the coronavirus shortage. Pandemic, but then it's causing a shortage for the future for continents like you know why. Why not just release those shows as it is but this is good. Great frame is once again in the theme of we're seeing a lot of companies buying like feature films. So this is the first I think it's one of the first time we've seen our film television show for all the different episodes being bought by another company, so that was kind of interesting, and it seems that one is Alexa content, and they could distribute seasons one and two on their platform with the option for a third, but then also it's they get. Get that they have to post production in or anything like that, so overall I think it's it's a great deal for the people for the show. Runners for the actors and actresses in the show audience as a whole is, we experienced some the show in more print content so overall I'm happy with us all right, and then we have a number of new projects that have been announced, not necessarily series orders, but we'll get into that the first off. There's a Manga series called promised Neverland that is being adapted a comedy series called Rodeo Queens, which is a mockumentary style series featuring. Dakota Johnson that's landed at Amazon the. Film unraveling. has landed on prime video for the countries of UK Germany France Italy Netherlands, and then there is a cooking show that Amazon is working on with James May best known as one of the three from original top gear, and also the Amazon spinoff the grand tour on that that's being in the works as well. There's also an autism comedy-drama based on on the spectrum was Israeli series that has gotten the series over at prime video. Video as well. This is really interesting. Project I mean you read the description and it's you know a a group of of of people on the autism spectrum who share house in the? We watch comedy, but we watched them. Do do their life in I think that's pretty cool. And I think streaming offers creators the opportunity to tell different stories. You know they're not pressured by advertisers to make sure that they fill the certain demographic. Time Point No. Let's make sure we get all men or women of this. Whatever at the PM time slot you know you can tell bigger embitter stories ending. That's that's why I like. Streaming is because these creatures have the freedom to do so and the show never say never, but I think it's highly unlikely. This show would ever seen the one day on link normal television network. You know coming out at seven PM on Thursdays. It's NBC's a comedy spot. It's like you never seen this. Dec- creators share stories onstream is. Telling more about the lives of those who are on the autism spectrum I think is is also great as well because I think that there's a lot of misconceptions that people have in. It's sad that we don't see more of those people in in different media, and in different mediums, and so I'm I'm happy with this project and instance one of the reasons why I like stream us because you can take more risks in you get to explore more themes in view more people. I'm extremely happy that this this is coming. It definitely feels like it's. It's online with some of the recent series Netflix's as a series called atypical, which deals with autism as well I've watched it. It's actually really good series. They're. They're going to be doing four season. That's the final and then the series will rap. There's a series on ABC. That was called speechless that lasted three was about a boy who had cerebral Palsy Palsy, and how his family had to cope with that that lasted three seasons before it got cancelled. Yeah, there's more it seems like there's a bigger push for of people that are just very. Than US telling stories, you know downs, syndrome autism as Burgers There's there's some show with Colby's folders in it. That was on, I, think CBS or something I'm it's edited from a comic book in one of the main side characters is. Anyway, it was. It was really cool just to see how there's a bigger push in entertainment for reason tation to people, but I think streaming offers even more so than the normal traditional route You're able to tell more more stories, and it's not you know limited by what advertisers want invented by what people are watching? Yeah, I agree. I think that ultimately was just the best avenue for something like this, because it's not reliant on huge audiences, but. But it can't be good. Evergreen content that can bring people in on a normal basis I've heard people talking about atypical online months after the a releases, so it's not something that it's just only going to be watched when it first comes out to so, and that's content that every you know every streaming services looking for his content that people can enjoy, but doesn't actually cost a lot. Because honestly, those shows are very easy to produce. They're not very. Very difficult to produce, and there's no reason you can't make more content like that all right so outside of Amazon jumping over Hulu. There's a series called the other typist which will be a limited series that is in development at loo. We have nothing for CBS Alexis Apple TV plus now this doesn't Smith civically have to do with Apetit plus but this is obviously how posed because the article was on a site that deals with apple products and things. Things like that, but there's a new customer satisfaction survey that has been put out this suspense specifically put out by the American Customer Satisfaction Index, and they have basically pulled a bunch of people and said where do how do you feel different streaming services? How do you think they do and the average in twenty nineteen seventy six, but obviously we've had some new editions that have popped up specifically with plus an apple. Apple TV plus they've popped up. So right out the gate Disney, plus is actually ranked in eighty out of one hundred, which is first place they you know that's great for them. Last year nobody was that high at all. The highest last year was seventy nine with Netflix's apple TV, plus is actually ranked number twelve now. I don't want anybody to focus so much on the the ranking. Because that's of course, the articles focused on because the one thing about this article that it not article. I should say but one thing about this graph is that they're not only including. Including streaming services also including streaming hubs so like Apple TV's APP which allows you to subscribe to a variety of different smaller apps like HBO or showtime. That allows you to do that same thing. Hulu allows you to do that, too, but also on here. We've got Microsoft the Microsoft store. We have twitch which I wouldn't I mean like is obviously a streaming service, but I wouldn't put it in the same category as some of these other ones, if HBO, which is labeled as HBO, but would probably entail just the HBO go each now. Now apps or both of them, but obviously not HBO Max, because it wasn't out yet, but then they also have Voodoo on there, which is literally a digital marketplace specifically to buy products. They have some free stuff. Yes, that is ad-supported, but for the most part it's a digital storefront, so take take the rankings with a grain of salt, because it's not really the important thing, the important thing however is the number so Disney plus is eighty out of one hundred netflix's seventy eight out of one hundred. Hulu is seventy seven out of one. One hundred prime videos, seventy, six hundred CBS Alexis is seventy five apple, TV pluses seventy four, and then there are the only other services on here that specifically services Sony crackle at sixty eight. So there's a lot there's it's not a huge. It's not a huge difference between the top and the bottom biting needs twelve points, but it is worth noting that Disney plus just started and already usurped flicks by one single points from last year and two points this year. I think this article and I was like okay. It's GonNa. Be About Apple. Apple in in how they're ranked, but I'm honestly gained a lot more about the stimulates. Cape General and I'm surprised that Disney pluses his number one and it Netflix's in terms of just the rankings or a little bit holistic in terms of APP, experience and original content, and I don't know I feel it. Netflix's the gold standard I mean they are the king Hulu has been around terms of the user experience of their stuff on the been around just as long as Netflix's in they pretty well defined user interface but I've heard. Heard a lot of people complain about Disney plus and I was one of those as well at first of trying to find different things in resume watching and continue playback and stuff like that, so I was surprised that they were number one just because of how lamented content they have and how new the service was, so that was to me the most surprising point end it Kinda shows just how far apple TV plus is from. You know kind of the competitors. They are number twelve I mean I love how the category all. All other platforms is ahead of them, so I mean that's all the ones that weren't big enough to be rated by by the list, unless probably as about thirty or something I'm key players in the industry me space, so I mean overall. It's just it. It's apples dinner. Bind and I don't think that they're quote. Unquote failure McCoy as friends equity, but they are behind the back in. They need to do different things to to get out of the curb, so it's it was a it was very informative. ranking position right so then. Then moving right along jumping over to Disney, plus there's a movie that was originally scheduled to come on. Theaters called the One and only Ivan that has now moved to move from theatrical release over to Disney. Plus this is yet another one artists foul, which was meant to be in theaters, as well is supposed to release in theaters I believe in early May, but then it was moved to Disney plus just released last Friday and ended up getting abysmal reviews and people who have read the books said that they did it a horrible job. Adapting it into a film I, don't think we're going to be seen anymore. Artists foll- films, but it does make perfect sense as to why this ended up on Disney plus rather than the making effort to get it on and theatrical, because it probably wouldn't have done so well. This one and only Ivan I'm not familiar with it. My understanding is that it has to do with an elephant in a circus, and that's basically all I know about it, but I will say just because something ends up on Disney plus doesn't. Doesn't necessarily, it's not that can't be a good movie. It does mean however that the studio doesn't believe that has a huge possibility of making a ton of money at the box office. Regardless you know it could just be because it's you know a lower budget film or a mid range film where there's not a lot of opportunity for it to make a ton of money anyway, and it also saves some marketing money to by not having to have it in theaters as well. Yeah artist fell just was not good. Disney doesn't seem like they're afraid to pull content from the theaters. All of it's been on the back burner. Do the coronavirus in it unlike other players. They're really liking the idea of since they have their own streaming service that they can port. These different movies are different lower budget I don't think Milan or black widow would be on Disney plus it'd be just huge news service in. It seems like it would be a financial loss, but appear game, but for these other movies aren't is foul, said it, they're. They're okay with moving stuff into streaming. Streaming services some a little bit surprised that they haven't gotten much flack. From other players like universal putting their stuff on the streaming service, I mean they got slammed by the theater theater chains, and it just doesn't seem like Disney is getting that same type of pushback in maybe just because it's just artist held its Melik. It's going to be a profitable. trolls would look like it would have been profitable. They're not getting as much flack and yet. They're doing kind of the doing it a good chunk I. Think because we report on a lot. I think the biggest difference though is trolls. Paid video on demand where you basically what to watch trolls. You got to pay for it, which was then directly taking money away from the pop possibility of theaters, making money moving a movie from theatrical to shrimping trimmings free obvious see if you have the service you're going to be able to get. You're not paying for that single film, so the theaters aren't necessarily losing any money by. By being on a streaming service, obviously if the film could make money, yes, they're going to lose money. But ultimately the theaters are going to be more concerned about the mood. The big budget movies the movies are going to bring in a lot more people. They're going to be more focused on those trolls I think at the time it was a bad example of universal was looking. Looking for an opportunity to get films out into still be making money. The film did end up making a bunch of money, and they didn't have to worry about the theaters while there's obviously some fallout from that with EMC claiming that they're never gonNA have universal films in their theories again which we'll wait and see. AMC's not doing so hot right now themselves, but the important thing is. Is Is, I think the difference is. It's like it would be like the good good comparison is like trolls, which was a film that probably might have brought in two hundred and fifty million in the box office by one it was all said, and done compared to. It brought in like one hundred million dollars in the first two weeks it was on. It was on video because. A pay for it and it a lack of being able to go to theater hit, and then a month later scoop happened, which was warner brothers, and I didn't really see a whole lot of pushback from the theaters related to school, either even though it was very similar in the sense of it was basically they they took it from theatrical release, and they instead made it so that it was a paid video on demand situation. Where if you wanted to watch it? It or rent it. You had to pay money to see it just like you would have gone to a theater Disney pulling their projects sticking them on their streaming service, and the only one that even comes close onward, but it did techincally premiere in theaters before you know everything shut down, and then it just landed on the streaming service way way early because of it, but it wasn't like the theaters. We're going to be able to put it back in theaters. As soon as everything reopened if everything was able to actually reopened in April like they were originally seen, so I think the biggest differences. Disney's getting individual money for this. These projects like universal was or like warm Thursday with school, but they're just basically looking at it. As let's just put on the streaming service, because it gives us some content and I honestly think this is a huge move for Disney going forward for the future, because when you look at the content that they have lying up for the rest of the year. Obviously, the theaters are going to be limited on how many different projects they can actually. Actually take con just because of the lack of even the megaplexes have like fourteen to twenty theaters or something like that the amount of seed sick and sell per is going to be such a small number that they're going to have to dedicate probably more screens to individual movies that are bigger that could potentially bring in more money so these lower budget films or mid tier budget films are going to be the ones that are going to be bringing in aren't going to be able to get space alternately, but when you look at Disney's roundup of what they've got announced for the rest of the year you've got. Hamilton which is coming to plus you've got a Disney channel original film secret society of the second royals. That's coming to Disney plus you've got the Moon Milan film, which was originally supposed to come out in March. You've got the one and only Ivan, which is going to Disney plus soul, which Pixar film, which is supposed to come out in November and there's two other films on the docket for Walt Disney pictures, and it's not obviously including the winner of the marvel films or the Fox. Fox films or anything like that, but that's what Walt Disney pictures has on their plate for the rest, magic camp in Howard, or the other two, and they're scheduled to land on dizzy, plus as well so really. The only two Films Walt Disney pictures is putting out in theaters is Milan and soul, and that's if that's stuff doesn't shift again, plus you've got black widow, and then you've got I. think There's new mutants as got re dated for August, so that's like just a couple of. It really should at this point. It doesn't seem like it's has a future I mean even if it did was successful. Let's put it that way. Even if it was successful, you know with everything being under the same roof. When it comes to marvel, there's no way that something with the X. men doesn't get readjusted synthetic work within the marvel the MC you in the future, so why win world? Wouldn't they just say? Let's just kind of losses. This isn't going to tie into anything even if it was wildly successful, there's already you no doubt about. About whether or not there will be another deadpool film because that was super successful. Both of the films didn't really really well, but now that they're under Disney. It's like how do you do that? How how do you do a deadpool film? While it's under Disney? Because obviously you could do a hard pg thirteen, but to be difficult, but anyway that's off topic, but yeah I mean I'm just curious about your thoughts about this. I'm thinking about you know movie, theater chains, and sitting movies directly to streaming, and do you think when the economy's world? World Open back up and people are able to go by to movie theaters. Those can be a reduced capacity. You know some set sixty percent twin. The range of the thirty sixty percent is going to be the standard opening capacity for all these daters and you know movies usually last in theaters for a certain amount of weeks. I'm descended. This could be like any type of like renegotiation between the movie theater chains, and then also these studios, especially ones that streaming services to either extend like the in theater runs of movies, too for the theaters. Theaters to basically try to capture. That's him of people that would buy seats. You know if they had all of the rest of the you know. Fifty percent of the seats open available to be sold like you think there's GonNa. Be Any re-. Renegotiation to either extended or for these streaming providers for these these two years to just since you cannot guarantee the possibility for one hundred percent capacity that we're gonNA renegotiate this deal and we're GONNA go to streaming, even sooner or like. Do you think you in either direction of those two directions on? Any renegotiation people going to be like. Hey, it's a one time thing with the coronavirus like. Let's just play ball and just before I. Think honestly it's just going to move forward situation. I think that honestly there's not a lot that can happen one way or the other. When you look at it. The big films that are scheduled for late July. You're looking at something like Milan and tenant, which are the first two big films that are GonNa be in theaters after. A potentially reopen. July, you're looking at a situation where those two films kind of are going to be kind of litmus paper for rest of the films for the rest of the year, because while people will probably I'm sure there will be people who turn out the theater. Theaters are still going to be limited, and how many people they can actually put in theater. You know if you have to have three or four seats in between every single customer or every single group of customers. You've got a problem where you theaters have huge overhead as it is when you can't sell the. The tickets the theaters of course go the route of saying well. Can we ask for these films to be in theaters longer so that we can try to recoup more money or make these movies more money? That's an option, but the issue with that is that at this point? There's pretty much a new blockbuster. That's coming every two to three weeks. You know for the foreseeable future because of everything that's been adjusted, and then we get to towards Christmas, and there's an insane amount of stuff that's on the scheduled for December November and December. So the problem is I don't know the. The. Even have the opportunity to extend a windows I think that's the studios. If anything, they might push for the digital release coming a little bit sooner or at the reality is people are coming to the theaters will give you like a six week exclusive window, but because of the release schedule in the lack of people coming to the theaters. Maybe after six weeks we can make this digital. We can make a digital on-demand you can only like universal was doing initially with a lot of the films that were in theaters when they first came out. trolls invisible woman, the hunt those. Those films that came out initially you had to rent them. You can even purchase them at the time. If you wanted to watch it, you rent, so it solved the problem of just being able to buy it and watch it whenever you want, but honestly think that that's probably the only direction we go is a situation where the studios are like. Let me let us put our films up for rent early. The biggest studio hobbyists who I could see that happening with is universal, because they've already done it once or brothers day one time with school, but but it's a matter of. Whether or not these steers can even dedicate the theater space because like I, said I honestly think that a lot of these films that are coming out are going to have a higher theater count then once in the past because they're going to dedicate more theaters, just or that more people can come end comfortably. Be Able to watch the film without the risk of being having jam. Jam packed into a theater I. Mean we'll see I mean it really is just GonNa. Come down to what happens at the end of July, because tenant I think is scheduled for the last Friday of July and the week prior to that you've got Milan. which is still on the books? A lot of stuff in August already shifted around wonder woman move from August over our. Our Tober, it'll be interesting to see, but I honestly think that the direction it could go as just the renting on digital after certain number of weeks because it just isn't viable to keep film in theaters for three potentially three months like it used to be. Yeah, there's just there's there's so many different ways where this could go, and it's. It's going to be a mess. Mess for Mammalian movie theaters in in those chains. I think the studios we find either just go, and did right didn't usually in terms of renting first, and then put it somewhere on a service for long-term mergers drop directly on the surface, but there there's just so many different concerned in terms of seating capacity in theater, windows and contracts that it's it. This could potentially blow. Blow up a little bit especially when it comes around with tenant and Loulan which those relate to the really big ones, those are definitely going to be the litmus test because there's a lot of good press. Both is just. It's just GONNA be a tough time for the movie theater, business and St just curious how it's GonNa work out, but it's. It's as we're we're. We're starting to see reopening happening across the world in different context for especially united. States different states moving at different speeds. It's that this is gonNA soon to become a different in the potentially bigger issue, especially as AMC is still struggling with the flirting with bankruptcy in dealing with all their assets and whatnot, I agree all right so moving right along. We've got quimby chrome cast. CAST is now available on Qube. It only took two months. Butts Chrome cast is now available. If you're still using be which by the looks of it is not very many people, because their numbers have continually spiraled, and then there was a nice little article that popped up on the Wall Street Journal basically said that there has been some problems within qube amongst Jeffrey Katzenberg and And Whitman which wouldn't be a surprise because we've talked about this before. Just in those immediate interviews after the launch of the service, they were having contradictions between the two of them were Katzenberg was blaming the pandemic. She was saying that they had some problems. You know they. They acknowledged that there was problems and they need to fix them. She was she seemed more looking towards. Towards the future and he looked at trying to point. The blame adds something from the past from something from the present there. This was a the Wall Street Journal article obviously is behind a paywall because it is the Wall Street Journal. There's a couple couple of websites including the one we've included in. The show notes specifically Vanity Fair that have done kind of like a brief. Brief rundown of what what is in the article, but basically there were some problems between cats Bergen Whitman dating all the way back to twenty eighteen win. Katzenberg brought in Whitman as the CEO of the company because there was already a clash of cultures between the two of them, and how to run things and how to get things done, so it just does not bode well. Well for Qube they continued seems like every week or every other week. We have another thing to talk about when it comes to question how they're not doing so great, and this is just another one so instead of celebrating the fact that they have chrome cast because I don't use qube anymore. Don't care instead of. We're talking about how they had problems back in two thousand. Thousand Eighteen before they even got off the ground. Yeah, it just. Where could we go talk about this I? Mean it's just so many different ways in. It's the idea of Quebec. It was bald and I think it was good to at least push the big players and pushed the media space in terms of like okay high end content that some for mobile preferably mobile. Mobile only, and it's going to be just a short clips like I think that that was an interesting visit in need to come out I. think that's the beauty of you know America that we can create a business just like this. However, it's like you could make a documentary about the rise and fall Qube and it would be pretty entertaining. Honestly it can make it. It to its own movie, just because of just drama. That's happening and how we just got out, they got apple play. Support Chrome Kesse port like they fixed major issues from hiccups from their launch. And yet we're talking about article. How the IT seemed like it was a marriage that was supposed to fail to begin with so as just could. They just can't seem to get. Get Out of their own way, and it's like every time they take a step forward or two steps forward. They like hit. Smack to the face so it's it's I mean. Honestly it's sad, and then it worries me. There were some concerns about the money situation. We talked multiple times that they've raised a good amount of money around one point seven five to two billion. BILLION DOLLARS BETWEEN A couple of rounds of funding and it's it's you know concepts expensive and they've. They've definitely green light. A lot of content shows sending up mobile platform getting all the servers to work like all that stuff's expensive, and they brought to block costs, and there's no concerns that there have to raise even more money given. What's apply with say kind of failing state. as as people think that could be a failing, and it's like okay. They need to raise more money for the future, so it's just it just shows how much cash you need to do. A streaming service in how hard it is in, you know we have the great centerpieces of this The great launches is like Disney, plus and how they're on the track, rebel, Disney and a few. Few years rival Netflix in a few years in terms of top supremacy, but they've they've. They're like the Golden Child of launches. No major issues fixed them all. They have cash. It's great, then you have Qube, which is like the quintessential like failure of of of watching streaming service in stuff like that so I'm curious. How if these rumors of them getting more funding and curious? How let's go I? I think investors in advertisers extremely upset with them. So that's that's just going to be just a big ball of fun and be reported it, so it's are once again or could be session where it's just funny name, and this should make you smile because it's so weird, but it's It is sad to see something failed so dramatically over guy all right so then jumping over to HBO Max. Max We have a couple of different things. I I. I want to specifically talk about an article that popped up on June eleventh over its sensor tower that specifically talks about the downloads four HBO Max over the first two weeks now. We talked about something last week. We're talking about the reviews. There was a report that came out that said that HBO Max was only only had eighty thousand. Downloads in the first day that it launched which put it way behind even Qube, and at the time we were like well. Something doesn't seem right about that and then ended up coming out that it wasn't fact off because anybody who had already had. HBO Now immediately pushed an update. That transformed I should say HBO now into its Max, so you didn't have to download a new APP, however this new information from Sensor Tower puts a different perspective into light and contradicts the information that was actually put out. That said that they only had eighty thousand. Censor tailored out the information, but that information that came out that said that they only had eighty thousand downloads in the first day is very incorrect. So when you look at April for the HBO APPS in General You. They were averaging about nine hundred thousand for the entire month of downloads in May, obviously with the HBO Max Launching at the very end of May you have one point six million downloads for Hbo Max in the course of obviously just a few days, including the other HBO APPs But specifically when you dive into the numbers, even a little bit further, it showcases that each. Max Has the that. They've attracted approximately one point seven million downloads on the APP. APP store and Google play in the first two weeks of availability it view Max replaced. The company's previous HBO now is already surpassed the previous best day of installs, a May twenty eight, th the day after its launch Max hit approximately three hundred and thirty seven thousand installs by first time mobile users. This is nearly double HBO now. Speak Number, one, hundred, seventy, two, which occurred back in April fifth to April. Fifteenth, Two Thousand Nineteen the day after the final season premiere of game of thrones aired since its launch each real Max's installed by an average of approximately one hundred and twenty one thousand first time us users per day. That is five hundred seventy two percent. Percent More than HBO now is daily. Average about eighteen thousand installs in the fourteen days leading up to HBO MAX TO PUT IT In perspective. There's there's a thing here specifically talking about where they're sitting. At in comparison to their their competitors, the competitors that are out there obviously like I said that initial number of eighty thousand downloads put in perspective Oh. My Gosh, they're way behind. Even were quitting was at. That's horrible and everybody and I mean everybody. Every analyst went on and on about how big of a deal that number was a low it was in the problem is just wasn't the full picture. It wasn't the full picture at all. This actually points out. Out that each max is on the exact same trajectory as Disney Disney plus was within its second week because Disney plus saw an average daily install about twenty nine percent from its initial launch week all HBO. Max, is sitting at thirty percent of its first week launches, so it's actually growing at a slightly faster rate, then Disney plus efforts initial launch now that's not to say that Disney, plus didn't have millions more subscribers, it did have millions more subscribers it, you know, reach ten million subscribers, but the path of growth is actually be is actually greater for Hbo Max then Disney, plus now, of course, that's just comparing Disney plus when you start comparing to other ones. The rate that they're growing. We're talking the end of July. They're probably going to surpass the old time. Numbers of Qube did the fact that everybody kept analysts or using? As baseline comparison I think is is something that should have. I agree and I remember. We were talking about this and how? It brought that up as well as that, HBO. Max's numbers are not. It's there. They're not properly calculate because a lot of people's. You know HBO now. WHATEVER AUTO MEDICALLY CONVERTED TO HBO Maximum? So you're losing out on a lot of people because they're not already downloading like it's is that they're up sorority being rolled over into this this new project, and so those numbers being captured I still think that these numbers a little bit misleading in. In terms of it's. It's great that we're seeing growth in HBO now, but it's only comparison to its older service in. It's not really I. think that that's kind of a little bit unfair. Comparison because HBO HBO was playing the content of HBO revolt. We think conclave HBO Four. I was terrific audience. I mean I think bill has a Ilana subscribers to its it's. It's people know about HBO, but it's still kind of a niche audience. Hbo Max is offering itself to be for the our family. You know like I I grew up and we did not have HBO because it did not fit in with certain values that my parents had, but each max. That's something that they might consider now. Just because yet. You get each bill, but. But. They don't really care about that, but there's hold of other continental. That one is able to watch, so I'm happy about the numbers I'm curious how it still is against its competitors of like Disney of Netflix Apple, just for the just because like i. feel like the numbers that we saw today are good indicators. Of Okay, it's not failing. I'm it's obviously it? It seems like there are more people who are more interested in in each max in the word, the HBO Service but how is Hbo Max, being compared with the whole streaming marketplace's a hole in that those are just hours. We don't have yet so I'm glad that there's always more data and more context given to the data. It's still a little bit too soon to. To tell about how each max is given all the other players in the market, and we won't know those numbers until probably the next quarterly earnings report that the happens all right, and then some other HBO news each has heard, since HBO, but Warner Media Has announced they're getting rid of HBO HBO now as as they currently sit so the best way to explain. Explain how this is, all happening is I've seen a bunch of different articles, and it makes it seem like it's much more confusing when reality and actually is simplifying it once you look past and how the transition will actually work if you currently have HBO now you've already. We've talked we just talked about. You have basically upgraded to HBO, Max, you don't have to do. Do Anything. Your existing service will just switch over to HBO MAC so anybody who was an HBO subscriber outside of most of the places where you're just subscribing to the single channel, you now have HBO Max, so you've already been converted over each pm. Hbo Max Customer Hbo Goal Is Disappearing. That is going away, so HBO. Go for those who don't know HBO Go. Was the service. If you had a cable provider, this allows you to log in with your cable provider information and you'd be able to access it on the go. It's basically like an on demand option when you're on the go to access HBO through your existing Cable Subscriber or your service that you're alright. You're subscribing. So that was what each go was. They're getting rid of HBO. Go by the end of July. It should be phased out, but then they said a couple of weeks after it still might be working online, but eventually we'll be completely gone, and now what will then happen is HBO. HBO Now, and this is where it gets confusing, but honestly if you just look at it as it's a new thing, it doesn't really make a difference you have HBO Max which was exist as is HBO. Go will disappear HBO now. Anybody who's laughed using HBO now you will then be, it will be renamed just HBO just straight HBO, and then going forward. There's only going to basically be two options. You have HBO Channel That you subscribe to you through your cable provider, or it's a channel option through the different providers like Amazon, Roku, worth and things like that. You can still watch all the. The. HBO Content Still Subscribe to Hbo for the exact same price, the APP that will also allow you access depending on which one it is will be called HBO. Only there will be nothing else attached, or just because HBO and the idea behind that is basically simplify it to. We have to services. We have HBO which You can watch your cable provider through the channel stores, and you can watch it on the go if you just want each hbo or you can have each max for the exact same price and that one. Yes, you're not allowed to necessarily watch every single service, but you can. Can Watch it through most providers. Most cable providers actually give you access teach peo- Max with your existing subscription, so you could still access it, but that that's basically how it works, so the idea is, it seems extremely complicated I'm sure I'm not doing the best job of explaining, but there will be two there will be an HBO. It'll be an HBO Maxon. That's it go now. Those those adjectives or additives when it comes to the APPS will be gun, and you basically will be there an HBO subscriber through the very at many avenues. You already can subscribe to HBO or you'll be an. An each MAC. Subscriber which allows you to either be a subscriber. You're kidding it from one of those existing provider deals that are in place, so the idea is simple. Find because obviously they know, and we all knew and we've talked about this ourselves that the confusion was there and was going to confuse a lot of people now that HBO. Max's actually launched. They've said this is one of their focuses that they WANNA do. They do in fact WanNa simplify it, and honestly after the simplification takes place at the end of July Hbo, and HBO will be two separate things. Anybody new coming on board. Board is going to know what the differences HBO. Max has a larger library of content HBO IS JUST HBO. I honestly think it is much simpler I think the confusion is for people who are looking at it now and saying you're going from three. You're going down a two, but this one's turning into that and this one's doing this and this one's serving this purpose so just don't look at it like just look at what will be after July thirty first, and it's actually pretty simple. Thank you for clearing that up because I feel like warning media just has a bunch of these different services. Services like three now to HBO's with with Hbo the names, he just the point is that there's a lot of these different streaming platforms so I'm glad that they're at least trying to consolidate it down by little. It's just important for brand awareness to HBO like itself is a brand that you've got HBO go, which is its own thing, each go max, other thing, and then finally you get to now at for brand entity purposes just a little bit confusing to have all different named some glad that with the launch of this new product. They're also trying to streamline their house a little bit and. And get things more organized the so then the last thing for each. Oh, is it was announced? Let let me let me take back so if you're not from the United States, you're outside the United States I'm sure you've still have heard. This is have been happening elsewhere, but there's the black lives matter. Movement is his picked up steam because of current events that have happened here in the United States in conjunction with that happening there has been some things that have popped up in correlate to the black lives matter movement, but not necessarily specifically having to do with the police, brutality or the. Deaths of people that have that have prompted the the spark that has ignited the larger fire of the protests that have been happening next hearing. It states, but around the world that being said one of the things that happened was director. John Ridley an op-ed on the L. A. Times, basically asking for gone with the wind, which film from the Nineteen Thirties to be removed temporarily, he did not specifically say it should be removed forever but in. Observance of what's been happening in the world right now and specifically here in the United States. He asked for it to be removed. He said that it should come back. It's not that it should go into a volt in disappear. Nobody knows that it exists because it is a work of art that does that. That does deserve to be seen one or brothers or one or media in general. They acknowledged that this needed to happen. They took the the film off the service and said that it was just a temporary situation. They were going to put it back on, but instead they were going to make sure that when it came back onto. Onto, the service that he was going to have an intro with somebody from the African American community knowledge ing that this is a work of art, but expressing why it's important for this film to exist and to be seen because when you take something off a service, and you just decide to pretend like it doesn't happen. You run into a situation where it becomes like a censorship situation where you pretend something like this never happen, and instead of acknowledging that it did happen acknowledging that we have to change a society, you just pretend like it doesn't happen now. I say this specifically, because there's two different situations and I'm not specifically talking. Talking about gone with the wind here, but Warner brothers in the pastors has dealt with situations like this before there has been times where they have released collected collected editions of looney tunes from the nineteen forties when racism was huge when it came to Japanese, Americans and things like that, and there was shorts that were created featuring looney tunes, characters that showcased this racism against Japanese-americans Wendy released. The DVD's instead of just deciding. We're going to leave these off the DVD's. We're GONNA put them out there. They acknowledged that they should not have existed, but they did exist. They put disclaimers at the front of the short sane. This is not how. How it is now, but this I would do what happened in the world, an unjustice by not saying that this exists, so we're showing you this that you understand what took place in the world gone with. The wind is the same situation, but when you compare it to a company like Disney for example that has a situation where you. If you are twittering, you follow any sort of Disney stuff whatsoever. You constantly hear about random things that pop up. Weird things are being censored when it comes within the Disney. APP You'll see a Mermaid's, but from splash being censored because it doesn't exist, even though the movie is rated PG, you'll see. See disclaimer within the title screen of movies like Dumbo which have racist racist elements, but it doesn't actually put anything attached to the film itself so that you're actually seeing you have to actually know where the warning is. That's the case with dizzy, but then there's other projects that Disney. They've decided that they don't ever want out. In the world and one of the biggest examples of that is a movie called Song of the South and and there's also there's characters within it that are that could be perceived and are perceived as racist elements, and instead of acknowledging that it was part of their company's history. They tried to just say well we. We don't want it to stay in the volt him. It's never gonNA. Come Out Gone With the wind is not obviously gone with the wind was much more successful than a movie like song of the South, but it does show that the studio is not. They're not looking towards a project like this and saying we're going to censor. We're GONNA. Take things out of it. We're going to pretend like it was all a better thing. And Tony and I were talking about this before. And I personally I I'm a white male, and I can't honestly sit here and say that I. Know How es to have to deal with some of the. The stuff that we're hearing about when it comes social media and things like that and people speaking out to say what happens but I will say that I watched the series watchmen on HBO last year, and when that show started off it showcase the sequence where they had these horrible race riots, which they call them race riots, but it was much worse. It was more like a massacre as Tony. Put it before we were talking before we serve according to episode, but they they showcase this horrible event that happened in Tulsa Oklahoma. In the early nineteen hundreds and at the time, my wife, who's also white and I were looking at each. Each Other and saying is this. Did this actually happen? And when we looked into it, it turns out. It wasn't entirely true, and was something that I pride myself knowing a lot about American history had never ever heard about in my thirty plus years on this earth, and it was kind of disturbing that something like this had actually happened, but had been so quietly swept under the rug, and nobody knows about it, unless maybe you're from that specific area of the country, so horrible thing and my point is, censorship should not be the answer to horrible things happening, instead acknowledging that it was wrong, and then and saying this was wrong and. It is a better solution so everything that's happening with gone with the wind. The is looking like that is the direction. It's going to happen. They're not going to edit the film. They're not going to take parts out of it. They're going to instead showcase why this movie does what it does, and why? That was the viewpoints when the film was made so. I I, think it's propsed store media for doing this. It's important to not censor. Our country's history are at the entertainment history. The industry's history should be something that is censored to just show the good things. Yeah, it's I mean I'm a little bit torn. Just because I know that in terms of the importance of gone with the wind, in cinema I mean it's people. I mean they go to watch this movie. It's the first movie ever in. Hollywood that that occurred in it. I mean it's legacy on film in media is huge in terms of just being just such a huge feature film. It really push push things forward. That doesn't excuse. It's portrayals of African Americans, and it doesn't excuse. Slavery doesn't excuse the injustices done on African Americans. E excuse that in it shouldn't in. We shouldn't forget that, so it's. It's hard to sit here and be like it. It's I'm I'm forced internship or no censorship. It's because understand both point of views I understand were these two arguments are I personally live in southern United States and There's a big push to. To remove confederate general like statues of confederate generals are moving their names or likeness from different things i. mean I went across the street from my elementary school was the Jefferson Davis High School in in when you're a kid like you go on a field trip to the presidency of the confederacy. You'd go to that place in Alabama and mean. It's a cold trip just because he got school, but a few years after. After the moment you realized how how awful that is needed, would be part history and to see it, but when you understand, it is just different, so it's coming from the context of where I live in understand why people don't want to take down confederate generals or their likenesses, because you don't want to forget history, but at the same time that is hurtful to a large group of people in unlike before. If I wanted to watch a movie or film, you'd have to go to the. The blockbuster the movie stop wherever you would get movies, and you check it out, but now we have this content and her hands center fingertips on our TV's instill anytime a feel like they're gonNA. BE BIGGER PUSHES FOR STUDIOS TO HELP regulate the content you know it's different adding parental controls, so the kids can't watch like game of thrones or something. That type of censorship is fine, but it's it's in terms of the culture and movies. It's hard because I. Understand both points, but I don't condone. Condone violence or injustice against people in I don't appreciate how my schools do not teach me about the Tulsa. Seru race massacre I. Love How some articles riot in. There's like protests in there's riots like one step further esscalation, but when you basically wipe out a whole town or a large district of the town that the that's massacre, and so it's when when I learned that through interview watchman TV show I was just frustrated and I. Think it's important not to forget where we. We were not. It's important to not forget our past. It's important to not forget how awful people can be, but it's also important to not celebrate that it's important to not encouraged that in any way so I think streaming studios is a whole looking at gone with the wind is a greater through the larger scope of things. It's thanks. Streaming services have a hard time. Because what are they GONNA do? It's going to be interesting. Tough at the smart route is to just release it as. Have, some type of disclaimer, either just through text a piece of tech story. Let me be an interview or pain. Will people of experts in the area? Of why certain things aren't right? Why certain things aren't appropriate why this should be celebrated like? This movie has awful portrayals of African Americans, either because their slaves or orbit, just the the attitudes and actions of the white people against them in. It's like you should talk about that I mean like. It's just it's interesting topic. What are you GONNA do about? Like? Django unchained I quit Tarantino movie where it set any like slavery times and the Cartridge Ingo just goes gills. Everyone like we're in the question of the streaming services. Where's the line going to be drawn and I think at some point like it's going to be. It's the bucks can be passed to us as the viewers of like like we have the. The information, the warner brothers or other streaming providers have given us the information that this is not culturally relevant. That's not accurate at all. We don't glorify this. This shouldn't be glorified. We should watch it to remember the past in the history into move forward to press further for bigger and better things as which should be about when I watched. I watched Selma that that's with with the rise of all these protests a lot. Lot of streaming services of offered different movies as free for for the rest of the month and I watch Selma it's. It's portrayals of what African Americans went through. Just it's hard to watch because you just like I can't believe this happened not that long ago it obviously our no one sound mind is going to sit there and root for the lynchings and whatnot, but you watch you remember and I'm I'm just moved because. Because of psychic. They're so much more that needs to happen. Look at where we were, but there's still so much more that can happen and that's what I see when watching that movie, and it'd be ashamed for for like that type of content onto canal because it's it pushes you to to move forward to move past where we are, but that's a little bit different situation with the wind. It's but to really wrap. Wrap up my point, it's it's. It's a hard conversation for these streams services to have especially as we're getting content, Warner Hands End I think the best that they can do. Is there some things that may may not be appropriate there so offensive and so hurtful that there is no conceivable homeless excuse for it to be out there. in might be appropriate for some of the content to be taken away because it could. Could be propaganda by different aid groups or different militias that are just have ingram tents, but for the stuff with the wind it's it's important just to remember where we are where we've come from into move forward and have disclaimers of this is behavior. These actions of the time period in they're not to be celebrated. They're not to be assignment, not meant to be happy. It's meant to just be what it is in. In, to tell the story, and that's kind of my little bit of rambling, point is just it's. It's it's hard. It's hard to talk about what is right for these platforms in publishers to do I mean it's hard because it's especially in America year. This idea of will weaken show whatever we want, you know free speech in. It's like well I. Mean You have that debate? You have the idea of what's best for families. Families, what's best for communities and culture? Business is just it's. It's a complex issue I think when it's going to be the beginning of a long series of movies, these movie studios have in the backhoe that they're going to have to make some tough decisions on of what are we as a company going to be? What is a company? ARE WE GONNA? Do and it's it's GonNa be tough is definitely going to be. Interesting future in the the biggest thing is, we can just hope for change and hope for the best, but we do have to hold things accountable when they're not the best version of what they can be so. All right so with that we have one last thing. Just real. Quick thing for peacock was announced that some of the Premier League Games once the season resumes will end up on peacock as well. This is also obviously we. We've already heard some premier games that are going to be on Amazon, prime for free peacock will have some of those available as well so that is all the news for this week, we. We do have a couple of trailers that have released a little bit more trailers a lot like she. I should say a lot more trailers than last week because we only have one single one last we can. Now it's back to our normal standard group of trailers so definitely check out. The trailers have released new trailers for a bunch of the new each Max. Originals that are coming. There's obviously a ton of. Of stuff for Netflix's to definitely check those outside of that you can follow twitter and join our disgorge police articles that we talk about here on the podcast and some that we don't. You can tell us an instagram for all least announcements related to new episodes of the podcast posting, you can send us an email at the streaming wars G. 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Episode 50: Coronapocalypse

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Episode 50: Coronapocalypse

"Today on we hear Corona virus turned the world upside down but the gossip doesn't stop. Here's what celebrities are doing during self quarantine in Non Corona Virus News Dakota Johnson is telling her neighbors to shove it and meanwhile the neighbors of NBA star Joe. Him Noah are sick of his badge in behavior coming up next on. We hear all my page. Six Yup slashed cause paves field. Pay Their I'm Maggie. Kaitlyn an army and more welcomed. We hear a page six PODCAST. We hear all the celebrity dirt exclusive sources. And you hear the story behind the story Maggie. How's it going I you know? I was broadcasting on the podcast last week from my bathtub because I was feeling under the weather but now it seems like everybody is at home. I've actually managed to move. It turned out. I didn't need to be in my bathtub under a blanket that whole time. I've relocated to kind of like home. Office with a very very furry rug to absorb sound and I guess the the bathtub blanket thing was really above and beyond but Are you in your bathtub? Where are you? I've in my apartment in Brooklyn New York your hometown. And I'm sitting in my living room surrounded by plants on a rug who just tried to make the best of the self quarantine looking at all the copies of the New Yorker. I said I was going to read and now I might actually read them cool. Well also people will still be reading page six. There is still gossip out there Maggie. They're still stuff going on with all the celebrities and people that we write about and Just starting at the top. Actually I mean we. Kinda can't ignore the corona virus story although we are going to have subsequent stories that have nothing to do with crow virus. So if you are listening to the podcast you can have a little break Corona Virus News. And I think that's what we can offer to our listeners. You know obviously. It's a super stressful time. We're in the middle of a pandemic. We've never had a situation like this in our young lifetimes. So maybe take just a few minutes and you listen to us or you read something else and you give yourself a bit of a break. Thanks for lumping me in their life that so out in Hollywood I mean we. We've reported that while Tom. Hanks Rita Wilson are are not in Hollywood. Right there down under in Australia where he was getting ready to to shoot a movie and they've come down with corona virus They seemed to be okay. They're like the poster couple for Corona virus. And how you can be okay and sort of handle it. Well I guess read. A Wilson is asking fans to send her ideas for her corona virus spotify playlist. You have any ideas. Said to read a Wilson. I had already come up with my corona. Yeah you're really before your time with US Corona Corona. I know once again ahead of the curve. Meanwhile obviously you know stars or sort of dropping off you know shows and shows or dropping their audiences reporting today. That Al Roker and Craig Melvin on the today show They're out after staffer was diagnosed with Krona virus. And I think the remaining hosts on the show are basically doing the show like Savannah Guthrie but kind of keeping their distance from each other. So they're practicing. What's it called social distancing? Yeah on the air totally. Meanwhile Emily Smith just broke a story that Eliot Spitzer and his fiancee have canceled their big wedding. Because of Corona virus they had planned to get married on April Force. And they're just probably GONNA postpone it because they can't take the risk. He's not getting cold feet. He's getting corona feed. Yes also he's not backing out is not the runaway? Spitzer but another story. That really caught my attention. Maggie which we reported is that Lucian Grange who is the the head of Universal Music. So he's the. Ceo of Universal Music is one of the most powerful people in the music business with a roster that includes Taylor Swift Bieber and drake. He's at Ucla Medical Center after sources said that he has tested positive for corona virus. Universal music has shut down their Santa Monica offices. But the thing is that grange recently had a sixtieth birthday. This was late last month in Palm Springs. And if you look at the guest list for this birthday. It's just an astonishing amount of of powerful people. Sources are saying you know they think everybody else is okay but there are a lot of anecdotal reports of people attending social gatherings obviously and then the krona virus spreading so some of the people at this birthday were apple. Ceo Tim Cook Irving as off. Who's the legendary music manager of the Eagles? The British billionaire Philip. Green of top shop on Allen Grubman one of the biggest entertainment lawyers and music. Business Lawyers and Bobby Kotik the C O of activision blizzard who you will remember dated Sheryl Sandberg Young and wait. There's someone else are leaving out. Kris Jenner Queen of Re Alvin L. Division Queen of making all of her children very rich no if Kris Jenner gets corona virus. I don't know what I'm going to watch on television. Well you'RE GONNA be watching a lot of episodes of keeping up with the Kardashians or keeping up with the corona virus. That's life feels like right now. I guess the thing about it is like usually you know these things could be sort of good as a plot. Twist for a reality show. But in this case since you have to basically totally quarantine yourself besides it being potentially life-threatening. For some people. That's not gonNA lead to a lot of great reality TV. No I mean unless you are a family and you're living in a commune. I guess a source told paid six. Is Emily Smith about this? This party and this is why were were not saying Kris. Jenner has corona virus or anything like that just because she was Lucian Greens. Party a source said the party was Jus- close friends. No artistry universal executives and while we are concerned about Lucian everybody else in the group is fine to my knowledge. That's what is source said. Good happy I guess if you're an artist if you were Taylor swift or drake. You're like you know. Initially you might have been like. Oh my God. I can't believe I wasn't invited to this thing. What a snub and now. You're like. Thank God You know WHO's not happy? Hillary Duff have you seen this video of her on Instagram? Where she never happy all she's doing is she's always been crazy. Disputes with neighbor Omega. Okay sorry I was just laughing. Oh God I've been. I've really just been home. Thank God we're doing this remotely can't even come from my own home and peace. That is the exactly coming through the Mike. Plants looked at me wrong. What's going on with Hilary Duff? So Hillary Duff posted this various instagram. Where she says to all you young millennial assholes that keep partying go home. Stop killing old people please. I'm down with that. That'd be good bumper sticker. Yeah right now are people. Have you seen evidence of people? I mean I've been as I said like I've been under the weather. I've been self quarantining any way ahead of the curve on self quarantine ahead of the curve on my Corona The but have you seen evidence of. I mean I definitely when I've ventured outside very briefly I mean I've seen people like walking around my neighborhood. I don't know that I've seen people going to. I mean now bars and restaurants in New Yorker basically shut down but I mean I've seen as evidence of what Hillary Dot V. Scene. You're more in touch with the millennial party seen have you seen like gallivanting around your responsibly. You know I- last week did walk by a bunch of bars that pretty empty. You know I've seen most people just in the grocery store and prospect park over the weekend was packed with people. I live pretty close to there and it just felt like everyone was trying to keep a distance from the necks picnic over. You know but people are still kind of gathering. Yeah well not if Hillary his anything to do with it if you're looking to change your diet instead of restricting what you eat. What if you nourish your body with the healthiest and most nutritious food? What's the Kara? You're putting the best in your body so you can feel your best. Sikora is a nutrition company that focuses on overall wellness. Starting with what you eat. Their organic ready to eat meals are made with powerful plant based ingredients and they're designed to boost your energy improve your digestion and get your skin glowing you. Start Your Day with an amazing chef crappy breakfast like this delicious. Poppy seed Muffin. Which comes with a side of bury jam along with delicious meals. 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Yeah but I guess Dakota Johnson has had some ongoing issues with her neighbors so when she was giving a tour of her home in a video as part of a A profile that the magazine Din on her she. She mentioned that her neighbors can shove it. You Dakota Dakota Johnson. She's obviously the star of fifty shades of grey but this is like fifty shades of shade. Yeah if you were going to insult someone in an architectural digest video. Wouldn't it be more like Yo your eam stairs faker like something like like roll instead of like shove it? That's a lowbrow for AD. I'm shocked right right exactly but hey we're talking about it. It got our attention so basically in this video if you look at it Dakota Johnson. Who'S THE You Know Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith daughter. That's correct no question. There Dakota Johnson was showing giving a tour of this video of her amazing home and showing she has a table made from Winston Churchill's yacht he also has a lot of plant similarly to you and when when she was showing off her backyard though she was saying. Bamboo grows so crazy fast. My neighbors on that side are in a war with me about how high the bamboo in the driveway is which is insane. Because why would I want people to see in my house so they just shove it so much to unpack here? Well the thing is apparently? She has a history of disputes with her neighbors back in two thousand eighteen. She was on Jimmy. Kimmel show Andy recall that she got into a fight actually with a different neighbor during a charity event that was hosted by. Will Ferrell ten. Somehow it had to do with somehow a neighbor like had her her grandfather's truck towed right. I don't know it was like a legally parked or what or if any life. This is her new talking point. Because you might notice when Dakota Johnson is doing press. She tends to recycle the same story. She was doing press. I believe I don't know if it was for the peanut butter Falcon or if it was four fifty shades of Grey but she talked a lot about encountering these skunks and she was like talking about it on every talk show she was on and now. I feel like it's going to be like. Did you really tell your neighbors to shove it over? Bamboo like she's never in limbo sound. This is Ellen's birthday party and not getting invited all over again right right. That was the thing Ellen's birthday party. We remind us about that. Controversy Maggie so the question at hand here was whether co Johnson invited Ellen to her three eighth birthday party in October and basically Ellen claims that she wasn't invited and Dakota Johnson is like ask. Everybody Asks Jonathan. Your producer like producer. Jonathan is apparently going to go against Allen and say she was invited. I don't think so producer. Jonathan probably wants to keep his job so this was during like end of November beginning of December and the Ellen set is all Christmas trees and twinkling lights into Dakota Johnson is just. They're like telling the truth blowing up ellen spot. She doesn't care. Well exactly I mean. She actually is gained a reputation as one of the only stars in Hollywood. Who just doesn't give a F- when it comes to you know interviews or sort of social niceties which is kind of refreshing. I mean I wonder if part of it is that since she is like a Hollywood Siahaan herself. Yeah you know what I mean like. It's not like she's in Andrzej new who just fell off the turnip truck or something. It's like fresh off the turnip truck. Yeah it's like. She grew up in Hollywood and her mom. Is Melanie Griffith? You know what I mean. So it's like her you know in her stepfather was on Tonio Vendettas. So you know. She's not going to mess around with this stuff. But yes so. Apparently she told Jimmy Kimmel of the grandfather's tote the grandfather's truck being towed situation. I turned into Medusa. I'm not a confrontational person. But she said of the other neighbors. I think I really scared them. I scared myself. Does she know Medusa does turns people to stone. I think produces the wrong person to invoke right right right. I guess like I got well but yeah right like literally if I were looking at real estate in La and they mentioned that Dakota. Johnson live next door. I be like I would not be buying that house liability. I'd be scared I like. Yeah I don't want my neighbor to turn into Medusa anyway. She she said she was also GonNa have a cake of her sent to her neighbor. So I guess it was originally her grandfather's chocolate she had. I don't know maybe parked in front of a driveway who knows it. Sounds like Dakota? Johnson is very good at being petty despite her cool exterior she's seems very petty on the inside which. I kind of like right like yes said the cake that's cool. That's a lot of effort though like once like getting the cake made of your truck to send your neighbor to. Maybe you just like the lead. Oh you leave it on her front step so when she opens the door she steps in K. Go you smash it on the windshield of the truck. No but it's her. It's her grandfather's truck. An old guy has to clean it up. No I think the impression I got is that it was a truck that had belonged to her like. I don't think it's all pappy his Jalopy I. I think it's more like it was her grandfather's like cool old vintage Ford pickup. And now she's driving around in it like wearing a cowboy hat. Wow It's a nine hundred ninety five Ford F one fifty. That's what I was about God. Damn it I was GONNA say we're for. I said Ford pickup truck. I was going to go with F. One fifty and then. I backed out a Matt Maggie because I was like man. It's okay I'll I'll let you have that you. 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He got to New York and true knicks fashion. You might recall. He was just like a total bust. He was like injured the whole time and was just a complete like non factor so in any event he just signed with the La Clippers even though now the NBA season is been canceled but apparently maybe to get ready for his expected trip out to La to play for the team. He was training our own. Ali Coleman reports in his west side Condo building. He was training really hard but his training regimen really upset the neighbors in this luxury CONDO building. Why well basically our source told Ali that. This was the scene in the CONDO building with Joe. Kim Noah. There's no and his bros. Doing hardcore exercise sessions while the other people are just trying to get in their morning. Jog Noah yeah and that Noah and his friends would be doing like a hundred pushups. Then this guy would blow a whistle and all race over to the treadmills and start running a thousand miles an hour. Oh No I do not want to see that. And then the source told Ali the crazy thing. Is that Chelsea? Piers is right next door. They have gyms for that. They're so noah was living in a twenty three hundred square foot penthouse which he bought for five point. Eight million dollars back in two thousand sixteen. This isn't Chelsea. The building. Apparently asked Noah sources said to knock it off with this like NBA style training inside a residential building but the source said that when the residents complain that they were still doing it. They were told that he'd been asked to stop twice already and apparently inside joke him. Noah's apartment they've also been some issues. Sources say that one of his sisters was staying at the property but she wore out her welcome after a hot tub was destroyed at a party. She hosted the building because some friends at the party tried to heat up the water using coal from a barbecue that is hilarious on so many levels but these people are not your friends. Joke him sister get new friends. It's unclear which sister that is. He he has one sister and two half sisters But anyway I should say reps for Noah did not get back to to Ali Coleman's requests for comment about his Jim Situation. But I mean on one hand I guess it's like you have to hand it to him. It's like he's he's getting back into the NBA after having being sidelined with injuries He's got to go out to La so we you know on one hand. I guess it's great that he's like training so hard but I think it might be a little extreme to turn your Dinky Building Jim into an NBA trading facility. I mean imagine what he's doing now. The rest of us are doing yoga off youtube videos. This guy is probably doing sprint. And his giant apartment driving the neighbors downstairs crazy or like doing drills running around dribbling to balls with an playing horse alone so yeah solo worse than that you play or you know. I played horse alone. What Maggie In my backyard. It didn't lead to an NBA career. But now never basketball hoop in my backyard in Brooklyn. I had one in the suburbs in my backyard. And it actually. It's a longstanding point of contention within my immediate family because I would play basketball by myself with my sister with my dad and there was a time when I was like ten or eleven and my dad had me stand on one end of the yard and was like took a hundred dollar bill out of his wallet. Put it down and is like if you can make this shot. I'll give you one hundred dollars. I made the shot and he grabbed one hundred dollars rather than the house and lock the door. What because obviously he had no idea of my incredible training in the driveway of Nyack New York alone while he was at work. Yeah so interest a careers. I've just been telling him. He owes me a hundred dollars and he's just like didn't I pay for you to go to college. Good also in a really sad twist Maggie one one Christmas I I came downstairs and my mom had gotten me literally a full on air hockey table. Oh that's an amazing gift which is insane right like absolute dream come true but no one ever came over and I. I'm an only child. Both my parents are only children. I have no cousins. No siblings no nothing so I literally just had this four on air hockey table at my house and I would just play alone. No one ever played me and what I would have to do. Is I'd have to set up books like obstacles against the unlike further light blocking the other goal so I'd have to play Solo Air Hockey but in a weird twist. It was like this incredible. I kinda Mr Miaki like training. I became like an amazing air. I would I would set up impossible shots and became kind of a really unheralded. An undiscovered air hockey champion. Well I think it will serve you now because my life being in this apartment alone for days on end makes me feel like. I'm just playing air hockey alone. Totally air hockey loan the name Var new single. Well that's it for. 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