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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

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05:41 min | Last week

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"Grandma. Is she a grandma? She's so tight. How? She couldn't be older than 47. Must be a new grandma. I do think that the top two are both really, really awesome. I love that I love the grouping of college of sorts and paladin that's super fun. I haven't really seen it before. I will say that the wild magic messing with the arcane stuff and vice versa, very, very, very much fits into the world. It's definitely feels like the little barred paladin who wants to be a good poet could kind of go into any world whereas whereas this, it feels like the malfunctioning allowed. Maybe feels more of this world. You know, actually, I hardly died first season. Spoilers, but you know? I got to play a character for a few episodes. Yeah, go to that backup. Yeah. She had a lot of stuff in your back pocket for this campaign for sure. It's gonna be. Do you have a I'm gonna just keep getting myself killed so that I can keep coming back and tighter and tighter grandmas. That curve must have been eligible. How have you gotten tighter? Do you have any names in mind? I think the only thing I thought was for the malfunctioning ladrone because it's like rain and like sort of early spring, I think I was thinking zephyr. Yeah. 'cause I thought, maybe zef might be a cute nickname. Yeah. Chef is incredible. Yeah. I love a Z name. I will say. Yeah, that's true, right? But that was all I thought of. I think the Bard I literally just came up with yesterday. Because I kept thinking about spring like, what do I want to do about spring? And I don't know. If you did the barred paladin, would you like alternate levels so that you could just do those two levels of palladin? I think I would have more fun taking levels of Bard. Gotcha for sure. Yeah. Like as long as you have the ability, you can scale it up with spell slots, I think. Oh yeah, it wow. Eric capped out at level four. Yeah, there'd be no reason to take multiple palette and levels besides the first two. When we did play it though, I was like, oh shit, you go through spell slots when you play palette. Yeah. Oh my God. It's true. But bards get like level 9 spells and shit so they get hot. But you can't do a smile. I mean, I guess you could do like you could do like a searing smite or something at the 9th level. Right, but yeah, regular smoke. I feel like this is another thing is that so Murph also gave me like a little book of spells for so intimate. For Christmas. Emily, how dare you? Oh, really? I was just so intimate. Okay, I won't say that. I'm joking. So he came up with part of why I thought of this was Murph gave me he made like he bound a little book of old 3.524 level spells and named it Miro Slavs magic manual. Christmas and there is a canvas for bars. It has a strange name like a new sister or something like that, and it's basically you can talk and dictate to a little quill that writes for you. Great. And I thought that was really a fun can trip. And there was just a lot of fun barred ones. There was a second level one called finale that basically you take one, you use an action to take one attack and you create out a 19 or a 20 and get to add a little more damage, but if you don't kill the person, then everyone has advantage on a tax against you. That's so good. What a bargain. Yeah, I wish there aren't many bargain spells in current D&D. But I feel like the older stuff was a little more like you get something and you give something. That was a lot of gamble. Cool, bloody spells that are like, there's actually a really awesome wizard spell that I actually did make a whole this is what I made the whole umbrella devotee character around, which is you heal someone by hurting yourself. You basically sacrifice hit points to give to heal someone else. And I was like, that is sick healing. Blood magic. Yeah. Very cool. Yeah. So that's all. Sweet. Great. So take grandma. It is. Tiger. Tight grandma and a succession of tight or grandmas. TG. Do you want to try it? That's what the eldritch nights look like. The official ones. Yeah, there's a bunch of grandmas. This is so funny. I have a character that I was going to introduce as being one kind of person, but I think she's going to be a tight grandma. I can't wait to just whisper about like, she's like really tight. What is her process? Like what goop products is constantly. I think she's Pilates not yoga, right? Let me see your medicine cabinet. Calvo, what are your 6 tight grandma ideas? Actually have a D 12 of ideas. Great. Loose uncle. A D 12 technically that could be won. There's nothing wrong with having a lot of ideas. I know. I had a ton of ideas, but I think I've narrowed it down. I know what type of character I'm going to play. Hello, nad polls. Caldwell here to talk to you about true bill. A new app that helps you identify and stop paying for subscriptions, you don't need want or simply forgot about..

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

05:34 min | 2 weeks ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"Have fun, folks. Okay. Did we settle on a sentence? I think we settled on a would you rather. This DS, this DMs are kind of on their side. They could decide to turn a discrepancy for 20 minutes every day or every dog. Yeah, I like that. That's good. That is a way to because we do like we do like you. Yeah. Yeah, right? I actually love that. So ordered. Tyler D writes. May it please the illustrious judges and their stalwart bailiff. Wow. I come to you as a humble DM who gave their PCs too many toys to play with. Oh, no. I run a high level campaign. They make me so happy. I love hearing what people get into. I stand in solidarity. I accidentally made my players happy. I run a high level campaign in which the party had recently received a large payout for their endeavors. One of my players decided that instead of spending all of his hard earned loot on weapons armor or magic items he wanted to buy two things. One, a bag of holding, and two, as many firebombs as he could possibly fit into the bag. He spent about a 100,000 gold on bombs. An obscene amount of money he has been saving up for dozens of Sessions. I this person has a fucking ten year plan and I love this one. For a while, there was a bomb or four and things were fine. Then in one particularly dire encounter, the PC with a bag full of bombs flew above the big bad cleric and proceeded to turn his bag of holding inside out when the bombs hit the cumulative blast damage was over 3400. I made party. I made the whole party make save to try to shield themselves from the explosion in several got seriously injured by the blast even though they were far away. The local environment and all of the other remaining enemies were decimated. I am now concerned that this is going to be something the party wants to use again. I set up the rules of this world and told them they could have bombs, but 3000 damages ridiculous. The problem, though, is that my players love it. They love to brush it up. And I don't want to take it away from them. This leaves me questioning what to do. Should I nerf the bombs? Should I just plan for this nonsense and making counters to spread out for a single new attack or have a second wave of baddies? Or was I wrong to let them do this in the first place? And now my players have toys that simply can not be put back in the box. Okay, so I'm gonna say one thing already, which is I'm looking at bomb and it says as an action a character can light this bomb and throw it. So there's nothing in it that says if it falls on something it doesn't say an object interaction will trigger it says as an action, where it's like, we did a thing with dynamite one time, and it's because in the dynamite description, it says a character can bind sticks of dynamite together so they explode at the same time. There's a max damage. And there's a max damaged threshold, but they don't have that for the bomb just says it's an action. Yeah, I was looking up fire bomb because that's what they said, but all I see is bomb and grenades and stuff. There's nothing that does a bomb is only a D.C. 12 dexterity saving throw, but I guess the thing is it's like, yeah, if you have. But it is fire damage. Are these like normal D&D bombs? Or is this a home brew? It could be a home brew thing for sure. But I mean, if they bought all of these bombs, the bag of holding can hold 500 pounds. They could have bought 500 of these bombs. They do three D 6 each. So yeah, I'm seeing 1500 decent. But it's still, like I said, it does say as an action. Each a character in light a bomb. So essentially these bombs wouldn't have been lit. Yeah, each bomb costs a 150 gold, which is pretty pricey for three D 6. Yeah, this guy had a 100,000 gold. That's a lot of gold. Yeah. Yeah, so he was rich. He was loaded. He spent all of his money. Maybe that's the solution for the DM. Stop giving him so much money if you're not going to buy. Right. You can give them bombs that you just can't cost a 150 gold, yeah. They've used so many bombs. They've used so much money. Like, yeah, just scale back the amount of money you're giving them. They probably use all bombs in the world. This is a finite resource. That's true too. You have to create a bomb factor. That's the next project. Which I guess we didn't clear out a lot of forests, maybe they could put one there. Just build it in the wreckage. That is another thing I wanted to bring up is that they cleared out a whole farce. There's definitely going to be people mad about that. So I think percussions exist. Yeah, I was gonna say this could also you could absolutely murder some of your players with this, which is what I would suggest that you do. 'cause at this point, the fucking cat is out of the bag. You've opened Pandora's box. They love this. You're in it. They have a bag full of bombs. You can't take it away from them. But now they don't anymore. They don't. The bomb campaign. They used all of the 100,000 goldworth of bombs. Yeah, he said he dumped the entire oh, the entire thing. Well, then problem solved just don't give him a 100,000 gold ever again. That's crazy. But if they do, somebody would have heard of these exploits certainly if they blew up an entire forest, you have a bad guy mage prepared with telekinesis, literally kill half the party next time they do it. Literally. Wow. As they throw the bottoms. Literally toss it. And if they're gonna nuke, yeah, when you fire with fire. You mind what looked like throwing a football and now I could just see a telekinetic hand. Yeah. Football. And a nice spiral on that firebomb. If anything, I would set this up..

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

04:39 min | 3 weeks ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"Pat L a tooth of a Lauren H amber W AKA hazel bat latte and Joshua D Elias Hawthorne. The keepers of the crick. These elves will never reveal where the crick's gone. Unless you offer them a beer or ask like really nicely. Ryan S, the bone duster. Rub it crisp, brently see mica B and Patrick H food truck owners and as modia, that's right, Murph's badass cursed city is now canonically a culinary destination. Carly Anne, addie, birdie safe, Kay. Laurie P Seth Ajay spam gaming the not so skilled gamer and Connor savage. Glad home university commuters. These unfortunate souls have to plane shift from the material blame every single day just to get to class on time. Christopher J pebble pot, Logan S, Leviathan, bio court 7, Remington CD and amber dexterous. Caldwell's bully wug family. They're all super close and have perfect dental health. Thrill of the fright, Sullivan H trib hop dropper Sydney T Matt Y and alexey, a squad of dragon elves in a war with dragon riding trees for their right to be the sole crew of badass dragon riders. Lindsey W juicy kiwi tramp wild. Valen, Sprite Pepsi and Carlin C members of the cult of pender greens, these cultists keep his influence on the material plane alive by hoarding Mountain Dew and owning noobs at rocket league. Sid B Jake cessy a Matthew J TRP and Noah. An adventuring crew currently on a winning streak in Vegas. They've already won bigot blackjack and they got their own bound Laura from the deck of many things. Estelle, baron S so astronauts romance partner from the baronies, conflicted DM, Justin LB. Dandy and Richard G the team of chauffeurs, it takes to transport one single tryst. Tris is known to want to ride to the mall in her whim, so it takes this many drivers to be on standby. M barber, Marcus P, pup kalish, Gabrielle M learns the balance druid and Dakota JP. Trees trying to train dragons so they can ride them. So far it's mostly resulted in forest fires. Pagos self proclaimed Faye prince, cateran. Tracy B, the Craig Al librarian Andy E Lisa M and Holly hyena obituary writers for the whom he at times who are honestly just really confused as to who is dead or not. So they're just writing the same obituary for hungry Dave over and over again. Anthony a Leah C Abigail may be infinitum and sloth king. 7, 7, 7. Food bloggers who make an annual pilgrimage to us modia to eat the cursed cuisine. It's cursed because once you've eaten food and as modia, you will never like your hometown food again. Cal just Cal, Commodore galaxy, Edison and Russell H a monk named dildo and neos, the novice monster hunter. Cabaret dancers in a Vegas show. There's no trick to how fast they move their legs during the can can. That's just pure talent. Laura Lyon Kira frost, Morgan M sticker, Zachary a Steven E and mister Adams. Twitter knitters in the frigid north who make a living, knitting one single giant sweater for Jake's character every year. Meghan F James F Jimmy a penguin crusader captain cappy and M floor L lawyers who sued werther's for the untimely death of nana kine leaf and who to this day are the richest people in hill home. Their last name does happen to be pebble pat unfortunately. Rigby M the dragon ambassador wayfarer Andrew B Dalton B and cope fresh. Frost giants who still harbor a little beef with the frost dwarfs, but only let their animosity out and really small petty ways, which is it's healthy. It is. And that's it. That is our benevolent council of elders. We are so excited to start this new campaign and we thank you all for supporting us so that we can do so. Goodbye, sweeties. That was a hit gun podcast..

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

02:59 min | 3 weeks ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"And dungeon mama. Scholarly wizards who created the spell to detect of a commoner is secretly a super skilled sleeper agent. They call it the born identify. Danielle, the dastardly dame Andrew M beardman dance, Scott D and Danny P employees at alarming. Their occupations may be morally gray, but their teeth are pearly white. Seriously, the company's dental plan is unreal. Mixologist Michael mc D Vincent W Nicole T Victor D Balor's boy and Justin I treat ants that gave up on dragon writing to focus on horses instead using the apples that grow from their branches they were able to quickly bond with their mounts and now these tree questions dominate the world of dressage. Ragnar fared when TJ I'm the known barbarian Kaylee Elena M trailer the gray fate and Jared E, a team of frost wind dwarfs and giants that have put aside their differences to defeat their greatest enemy the immortal snow being known only as Olaf. Austin MR, damn you are cyborg version of Josh the cobol Danny C, philbert the fabulous and Richard ex Machina. Craig water dwarfs who found a vast horde of werther's originals while exploring the wreckage of gelato on. However, before they could pick up even one worth, they felt a chill and their spine and heard a voice behind whisper such fresh children. Michael L tres the traveler, sir Karl, jory S and Callum L artisans commissioned by the bone freres to build a giant gold statue of hungry Dave who ironically enough perished while trying to eat a giant gold statue. Jack L Sam L Nicholas C Sam B and Mike H descendants of Denny pebble pot, they are all ten times as craven as their ancestor and will most likely be hiding for the majority of campaign three, but just as they're there. Look, the baby bronze dragon. Matthew E coulton be Adam G, Megan S and the badger. A gang of awakened possums currently planning an elaborate heist on a casino in Vegas. If they pull this off, it'll be the last job they ever do. Oh my lord, that's a lot of brown leaves. Panama James, come into the Bard, captain sigil, Nathan sea and Diana, Wanderers of the living wood, who swear, you can find the crick if you just follow the smell of jambalaya and juvenile arson. CC Lulu Barnes inator, Michelle O, Alex W and Timmy R, the dieticians who've confirmed that nana kindly was right a diet of wars and spite is the key to a long life. Jonathan W the croc wearing warrior Lucas be Aaron S hits Kevin and bionic Pookie. The food critics and as Modi, who have the difficult job.

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

05:55 min | 3 weeks ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"I was like, please. I need your help. Please. Please help me. It just shows up with a mad lib sheet. Yeah. I just have imagining the party dynamic if episode one Emily's just like, I don't know what to do. Well, no, because I would have. If I woke up, not knowing my stats, I would wanna fucking try everything. Okay, yeah, yeah. I would be that amnesia is a really cool idea. Trying to suss out every single role to find out what I'm good at. It's a really great one chat idea, but I think I have to be honest. It was a one shot idea that I had for you there we go. Based on it, it was like a while ago when Jake was talking about how much he loves boring identity. And I was like, that would be a really fun one show. Yeah, that could have been any week that we all got together, actually. Yeah. I do think we've landed on the core of this idea though, which is that your character should wear a cool sweater. Yeah, I think all of our characters should be wearing a closer. Yeah, I will definitely I want one of those like Icelandic sweaters with the reindeers and stuff on it. Oh, nice. Yeah. I'm thinking like big sweat like a big turtleneck on the sweater. Our turtleneck on a frog, you know, pretty standard. That's the standard. And I think, yeah, mine is just like that, too. Everybody's gonna be wearing frog sweaters. Kind of frog, frogs with reindeer antlers. Yeah. Oh, that's kind of fun. So just so everybody knows, I think first off, I think we'll be wrapping this one up, but kind of timeline wise. I think we're hoping to start campaign three February. So you'll be hearing either session zero will either do at the end of January or we'll do first week of February depending on how much time I need. We will see, but we're gonna diving in as soon as possible. We're gonna have some D&D courts with some fun guests and stuff. Maybe post some live shows. Probably do a lot of D&D court in hearth sides and experiment with some new stuff in January. And then dive right into campaign three, maybe do session zero at the end of January, but we'll update you on that. In the meantime, I'm so excited. Murph, this world sounds so cool. I mean, it was already cool, but you made it cool again. It's wow expansion, baby. Yeah. Or a Fortnite update. There were four guys in any way, please. You can't do this. For an identity in Fortnite, who are you? All right. We'll see you all at tilted towers. Sweet guys. Thank you all so much for listening. I can head on over to our Patreon. We'll be answering questions about campaign three, doing sort of a themed heart side. So you can head on over to that to that at Patreon dot com slash NADP OD. Don't sing. I really wanted to maintain it with this. It's been a while. Anyway, does anybody have anything they'd like to plug? Oh my God, yeah, I do. Okay. So mischievous for me right now. Okay. I've been getting these nut milks delivered. Oh my. Oh my God. And I just want to show you the circle. I think their name is elmhurst. I am not sponsored. I am fully just a customer, but they make me happy. I love them. Murph knows. She talks about we should reach out. I like want them to succeed so that I make sure that I'm still getting my good nut milks. Wow. Emily, did you say that you got a nut nog? Yeah, I did, yeah. What did oat nog? It was in cashew nog. Disgusting. So, I mean, there's something on a come over. Looking for some good, not an oat milk. Look over there. Does anyone have anything they'd like to vlog? Causal Jake. I was gonna plug, I was gonna plug me and my brother's company halcyon, but I actually I want people to support the nutmeg. So if you bought anything from us return it and get yourself some nut milk, cheers, love some nut milk. Caldwell, do you have any nut milks you'd like to plug? No, I would like you all to send us nut milks at 1920 whole horse avenue. Number two two two. Let's please California. Please do not. Please do not. I don't check it out. Post office. It definitely just stable. It definitely keeps, but if it breaks, I'll just go all over all the other shit. And it's really heavy and you have to pick that up and there's gonna be a lot of them. It's actually surprisingly. Yes. You won't utter a bad thing about it. Oh, Murph. Nervous zoom just died. So I was gonna read some PO box stuff, but instead, I think we'll probably just have Murph can't stop us now. That's true. That's true, finally. Everyone can be shouted out properly without Murph. Thumbs down gestures and raspberry. So we have Scott B at Ingram whisky sent us two bottles of their river aged whisky to help accelerate celebrate the finale of elder. It is literally made on the river so it is perfect for the third mates. Can't wait to talk into that. Thank you so much, Scott. Michelle, AKA at mittens on insta sent us a beautiful cross stitch of corpo that says, hey there centaurs. It's a classic creepy all at the same time. Can't wait to hang it up. Yeah, it's really cool. It's like corbo surrounded by a bunch of flowers. I love it. Let's see. Oh Matt in katina are Robert P and Taylor C send us some custom dice towers. We've got a ver vein industries, elixir bottle, a book var, mumford and children Stein, and of course a Jill and Tucker branded tower as well. Jesus Christ. Now it's fully official. I don't know why they would need a little dice, but now they can..

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Not Another D&D Podcast

02:41 min | 2 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"You were a blazer. You did your shirt. You tucked in. You tucked in. Okay. Maybe you came from the office. Like you're wearing like a button down, you took the time off. That's definitely that's what he'd have to say. I think that you're pretending you came from the office. Okay, let's roll maybe more of my attributes and we'll see if I came from the office or if I just really sadly dressed to impress or if I pretended that I came from the office after about the block for like an hour 'cause I'm nervous. Okay, so formally close. I'll roll my high ability, roll D 6. That's a 5. Wisdom. Some very wise in my lower body. Is charisma so I'm dull and boring. Okay. Sounded like you came from the office. I think if your wives, you're not pretending that you came from the office. If you're dull and boring, you might have actually come from the office. Yeah. Yeah, I think if you don't born, you came from the office and you're dressed like you came from the office because you think that that's attractive to other people. Wearing my blue shirt in my slacks. Yeah. I think you're proud of the way you look. You were your best to the office because you knew you were going to this dinner party afterwards. Yeah. Yeah, I showed up to the office. Well, I don't want to have to change. I might as well if I want to look good for the HR department. I want to look good at the dinner party. And you skipped the dressing on your salad because you were worried about making a mess. Why not? I don't want to get it on my slacks. All right, we're gonna use my business slack. We're gonna roll for D 20 for my NPC talent. That's a 5. Great with animals. Oh, it's good. You're a vet. I'm a vet. Holy shit. That's too interesting. Because no, no, no, because it could be not charismatic because you could drone on about something that is not as interesting. Yeah. Dogs get sick. He works in a pet store. Or I have a ferret that I bring. Wow. That's that. You definitely are something, right? You're something drew. Yeah, 'cause you're high Wiz and good with animals. I do think that you are a reptile super show in Brazil. Super chef would be good at good at animals, but like with animals that society has kind of rejected. Yeah. You could be like a rat breeder. Oh yeah. Rats are actually more intelligent than dogs. They're.

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

01:39 min | 2 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"So good. I'll throw a little bit more chance on it. The sword is at about half health. Okay, I am going to then do my three of all. And here's my bonus action to do two more attacks. We are trying to save some of the blood. I want to see if it's real blood. Hits. And I create. Oh, baby. Yeah, you guys, via uses her Crescent chrono blade. You see two more fias come out next to her. All holding the blade and they start beating the shit out of the living blade of disaster. Look at that three feels not touching you. Now that's constructive criticism. I love the blood, but a lot of people is like, hey, cheese knife of good charcoal not like being. So do you want me to roll all of that damage to the damage? Well, the damage roll the damn damage. Okay, that's gonna be 70 plus ten, 80 damn it. I added two D 6 and two D 12. There's a good chance we're gonna do it twice. And twice, one of them was a crisp. Yeah, no, you 66, 60 12. You destroyed the living blade of disaster. It shatters. And you very much hurt. We have the cleaver roll. So you swing through and you hit the lightning bolts. Which begins to dissipate as your sword swings. Yes. That's good. And then I will see if I blink out of existence. I do. That's my God. Yeah, you disappear back. This is the roles.

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

04:24 min | 2 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"The end of our episode, which means it's time to shout out our benevolent counsel of elders. Let their names be etched in the stone of your hearts. Let's go. Brad D, Jeffrey S, haldor frostback, steel breaker, Matt M and Darby M campers staying in the lot right next to Kane and the third mate's circle of truth. They actually took a bunch of mushrooms right as Kane started his heartfelt story, and now they're all having a very weird trip. Jordan DJ, Qatar W jive G Dylan B and dungeon mama. Record execs looking to sign Henry and turn his sea shanty into a full concept album. Unfortunately, negotiations are at a standstill because Hank refuses to include a verse about his Jean jacket. Come on, Hank. Danielle, the dastardly dame. Andrew M beardman Dan, Scott D and Danny P the inventors of a spell called nut without trace. That lets you eat a long rest seed without being noticed. Days later, they realized the name should have been discreet seed, but sadly, the patent had already been filed. Too bad. Mixologist Michael mc D Vincent W, Balor's boy, Andrew B and just an eye. Leaf peepers who ignore the warnings and travel to the autumn ring to see the fall foliage. Sorry, folks, but you PEEP what you sow. Ragnar fared wind. TJ M, the known barbarian. Elena M, trela the crayfish, and Jared E fashion designers who, after seeing Henry's winged boots, declared that this season wings are the thing. They thought about getting Henry to be their spokesperson, but his balls fell out midway through their meeting and so they reconsidered. Damiel R cyborg version of Josh the cobalt, gage M, filbert, the fabulous, and Richard ex Machina. Skateboarders attempting to grind down all the ferry steps in old double Dar. Hurry up with that revivify speller, these folks are gonna need it. Michael L trest, the traveler. Sir Carl, jory S and Calum L a band hired by Zürich and Hank to play during fia and arena's first date. Sadly, they do not offer refunds. Jack L flawless Wales. Sam L Nicholas C and Mike H elder morn sex Ed teachers who now have to devote a whole day to the dangers of transdimensional fellatio. You don't know where that bag has been. Seriously, be careful. Look, the baby bronze dragon. Matthew E Colton B Adam G Megan S and knee badger. The council of insight. These public servants travel the land reminding people to do insight checks. Their motto is, even if you don't suspect, always always do a check. If only you were there. Panama James. Cummings the Bard. Captain sigil. Nathan C and Diana. The sprites that blur Hanks balls to make sure we get a PG-13 rating. Thank you sprites, bless you. Cece Lulu. Barnes inator, Michelle O, Alex W and Timmy are. Creators of a fly spell that requires you to flap your hands like a bird. Hank is the only one shameless enough to use it. Jonathan W, the croc wearing warrior. Lucas B Aaron S it's Kevin, and bionic Pookie. The publishers of the magazine, girlhood best Friends, who are interested in a cover with via an arena, but now it seems like the relationship is a little more complicated. New York, Katy W kas, Steven C Michael M and Mike Kay. Keynes brothers, ghost Friends. Turns out he actually really likes limbo and has a wide, rich net of friendships in a relationship. Don't give him a maternal peace big brother, just let him chill. Taco, the queen of curling. Joy tea, Jake L Nick W, brave the badger, an esme. The ghost riders of ill luck Henry. It took a team to convince Hank to write a nice verse about himself. Oh. Kelsey C, Nathan, Casimir, the all knowing. Be bad, but all the mad. Giant monsters.

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Not Another D&D Podcast

06:25 min | 3 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"Knights. Technically, they're just betos, but someone knighted them, so what are you gonna do? Mike H, douche Milo, the baby bronze dragon. Matthew E Colton B an Adam G the architects of the book stairs, leonora had planned to offer the third mates. All that work, all those long hours and what for. We'll never know. Megan S any badger, Panama James and Cummins the Bard. The court of sir mighty petals, sworn enemy of satini petals, and yeah, you guessed it. He's a federal league fig. I've been the knee. Captain sigil, grace G drew nasty. CC Lulu and Barnes inator. Con artists that follow leonora. Sure, they're scoundrels, but their lives are also beautifully crafted stories, and leonora can't help but respect the trade. Michelle, oh, Timmy R Jonathan W, the croc wearing warrior. Lucas B and Aaron S a couple books from fies library that would absolutely abandon fear for what leonora's got going on. Who could blame him? It's Kevin. Rundown Johnny's pubis mound, New York, Steven sea, and KJ. Minor characters in all of ill luck Henry's other lives. KJ was Henry's favorite barista in life 23, Steven C was a neighbor two doors down in life 54, and New York once asked him for directions in life's 12, 34, and 41. Wow. Repeat offender. Michael M Mike K, joy T Nick W and Taylor a denim jacket stylist who cringed hard and long at Henry's denim jacket memory via retrieved. They are a tough crowd to please. Esmee M Kelsey cow's emir the all knowing. Big bad beard of the mad and Eric. Rabbit mounts with highly specific, highly controlled diets who are sleeping off some pretty bad tummy aches from all the snacks the third mates fed them. Sorry about that. Giant monsters on the horizon. Early T J dragon born, Jill roh the inappropriate and Cody B other shipmates in Henry's exact dilemma. They all sold their souls to the time devil to change the outcome, but unfortunately, that meant the outcome got reversed back and forth, so many times, it ended up landing on happening exactly how it did. Time devil has their souls now, though. Liam D, the Sandra in. Been a felonious, and Dave H the royal flower chefs every night they prepare sir tiny petals as sumptuous feast of water and dirt. Their secret ingredient? Love. And also horse manure. Koala bear, Catherine S David K Christian S and Dustin S other souls who leonora made a pact of reincarnation with. Although their desires were much pettier. David K just wanted to come back to see how Game of Thrones ended. Yikes. Connor F, the time walker. Two left eyes and DPC is awesome. Ill luck Henry superfans. These ferries treat Hank's book like a roller coaster and put their hands in the air while shouting loudly every time they make it to the Jean jacket reveal. I mean, who wouldn't? Aston S where the bugler barbarian. Pork chop. Chanel M and Vale laci raptor. A crew of nerdy dragons that call themselves the bookworms. They all sit up on a mighty hoard of stolen books and are the scourge of librarians across the land. Minnette F pat L, a choir a Lauren H and David M. Ferries bound to silence about another even more ancient secret. The time alwyn shit himself at a fallout boy concert. They rest him for a century and felt so bad they swore an oath of silence. But now, with the arrival of the third mates, the long prophesied, second razzing might finally come to pass. Elias Hawthorne, Alex H the eldest berry. Evan V Ryan S and the bone duster. The fanny pack rats. These interdimensional critters are responsible for shuttling things between Hank and Billy's bags. Fun fact, Hanks actually supposed to have been tipping the rats this entire time. Which might explain why all the stuff that comes out of the bags is covered in spit. Robert crisps, Yi drizzle, brittle sea, mica B, poops, and Carly Anne. The snapdragons. These fearsome flowers are used as mounts by the flower knights. They can't breathe fire, but they can make your allergies go crazy. Approach with caution. Laurie P Seth AJ spam gaming the not so skilled gamer, Connor savage, and Christopher, J pebble pot. Artist who submitted cover art for the illa canary book. Sadly, all of their drafts were rejected because as leonora put it, they made Henry look way too hot. Leviathan, bio court 7 Remington CD amber dexterous and thrill of the fight. Summer ring bandits. They watched our heroes attempt to stealth across the desert and laugh so hard they impaled themselves on cactuses and died. The third mates went again. Sullivan H, hop dropper. Sydney T. Alexie, Jessie DLR, the element God, and Lindsey W. Rabbit dressage riders. That's right, Sebastian has a new favorite sport. He just needs someone to tell him of its existence. Champ wild. Valen, Sprite Pepsi, Carl and C, Anthony S and Jake. Hank's old shipmates. Not the really fucked up ones, though. Just a bunch of folks, who used to make him clean the head, even when it wasn't his turn. Still seems pretty rude to me. CCA Matthew J TRP Michael S the bone duster and Noah. But dentist who had to work as a team to formulate a plan for his cavities. It was deemed impossible, so fortunately for them, they can rest easy knowing he's been decapitated, and they don't have to keep reminding him to floss. Small victories gang. Estelle. Baron slash romance.

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

03:28 min | 3 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"Of the sky in a flash, the sun disappears over the horizon and day turns to night. And that's where we'll end our session. Okay. All right. Good night everybody. Are you saying we all get shanks? Yeah, nothing changed with my show. I get to make shirk. Yeah. I'll get your own green tween shadow. Oh no. No. You're not forever. I'm gonna shirk you, sure. Sweet. Thank you all so much for listening. You can listen to us talk more about this over on our Patreon Patreon dot com slash Napa that's NADP OD don't sing yes. Does anyone have anything they'd like to plug? Yes. I would like to plug through black halflings, outlaws and obelisks, which is just a really fun actual play campaign that I've that I played on and it was super fun and I put paladin. And my name is Lula Jack split, so please go listen. Go listen from the start 'cause the people that I played with are awesome. Emily yourself, one question for you. Do you get to smite in this campaign? Yes, I do. And y'all know she knows how to do it real good, right? And let me tell you, paladin is the coolest. Check out three black halflings, everybody. Anybody else have anything to plug? We could plug our shop, the nad pod, that's a great idea. She got new stuff dropping stuff. We got we have classes. And a cool hat. We have the third mate's hat that's now dropping. That's correct. Maybe a couple more things very soon, but we have those two in the store. Now check out old stuff too. So go in. Check it out. Dive in. It's holiday season. And truly is. Everybody. Sweet guys, thank you all so much for listening. You can follow us on social media that we may or may not use. At CH Murphy's me at college is Caldwell, adie asked for assembly and at chicka which is Jake and he tweeted about the show using hashtag nad pod that's NADP OD. Hello, Friends. It's the end of the episode, which means it's time to shout out our benevolent council of elders. Let us begin. Brad D, Jeffrey S, how do our frostback steel breaker and Matt im? Employees at Walter and Madison. A law firm that just happens to share the same name as the deceased green tween. As in other coincidence, they are prosecuting the third mates for his murder. Wow, small world. Jordan, DJ, Qatar W. Jive G and Dylan B leonora's copy editors. These meticulous ferries make sure leonora's books don't contain typos. She used editor books herself, but stopped after accidentally misspelling Hank as honk for like 6 chapters in a row. Huh, weird, I don't remember that. Danielle, the dastardly dame, Andrew M beardman Dan. Scott D and Danny pee. People Henry knew in some of his various past lives. Despite all living in different times and knowing different versions of Hank, they all individually wrote sea shanties about how much he sucked. Rude. Mixologist Michael mc D Vincent W, balmer's boy and Andrew B sir tiny petals, loyal knights. They all know he's a prince, but are sworn.

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

02:01 min | 3 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"19 passes. Second one. 20 passes. Come on. There's one. 16? Misses, misses. Train. Next on that 20 pass. Come on, my God. Next one 17. That's it exactly. You got one. The other four are going to stab you. You, my friend. I point to the one in the web. You fucked up. Call your Friends up. Call them up now. It was like funny until not so fucked up. Yeah. Okay. This is gonna hit four times for 32 damage. Okay, I'm down. You see these screens stabs her. Pull these down. I want this fight to end so I can slowly execute the ones that are in the way. I am absolutely going to make a fucking show before with these fucking creatures. Burn them alive. They don't care. The flowers are too rounds away. Two rounds away. I have a flowers are just going to come attack us. Okay. I have to fucking, I just need to bring these guys out because they can't be attacking with advantage and getting sneak attacks. So I'm just going to fucking pulse wave between two and three again. Four fails, they're pulled out. Devonte von damage to everyone that gets pulled out. Half that for anyone else who was in there. Kill another one, you just. So 300,000 to 7 now. Now fioria is going to go after the frightened ones. There's only two left one of them down. Okay. Stop we're scared. Okay. I'm scared enough. Von D three. That hits 18. One of them instantly half health. Okay. I'm going to heat again. This time just ten damage. Ten damage looks messed up. After fierce. I want to bring you back up, but I just like, don't know what we don't want to do. Attacks with their stupid things. Zürich this isn't a world you want.

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

07:10 min | 4 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"Time to shut our benevolent council. Elder elders starting. With brad d jeffrey s hauled or frost back still breaker and not an grim dong and billy's biggest fans sadly the relationship ended before they could even agree on a ship name. Everyone was fighting for really except matt m. Who was really hot on brim deng jordan. Dj cutter w jibe and dylan be beato bandits. Despite their cool name for this band of outlaws was instantly thrown off their mounts halfway through their first ever bank heist. Beato luck. next time gang. Danielle the dastardly dame andrew m beard man. Dan scott heath and dan ep sailors who taught henry tradition of pouring a drink before departing. Of course henry wasn't invited to this but he watched the sailors do it through a window in thought. It looked pretty cool. Mixologist michael mckee. Vincent w victor t. balladur's boy and andrew be accounting counting crows cover band to serenade grim dung and billy sadly. They went from singing accidentally in love to accidentally injured by a huge volley of arrows. Just an i rig. Nar fared win. Tj 'em barbarian elena 'em and trailer the cray fe employees at endo terrorist most popular tacos but beato burrito all of them are secretly members of the awakened assistance and never charge extra for guac. Jared e austin bone saw mr damn. Y'all are cyborg version of josh. The co bold and gauge 'em dragoons who got confused when donovan told them to catch them all and spent the entire day lang rodent traps around the castle. They didn't end up catching any but they were sent to. The dungeon for their insolence. Welcome to the resistance. I guess filbert the fabulous. Richard x makina. Michael trust the traveler. And sir karl fashion bloggers who are raving about zirk new clogs. richard decks. Makia writes that despite the mysterious lick stains there. This season's hottest new look jury s dana g. kalam l. and jack l. the bony was these cute zombie. Frogs live in a swamp on the opposite end of endo tara which is probably for the best because they taste delicious and shank would not be able to resist flawless. Well sam l. nicholas. See and samuel be vegan. Why burns after seeing cruel farming practices of does these wibran's preferred to hunt beyond bitos which are summoned constructs made of protein. Mike h edition mule like the baby bronze dragon matthew e cool embi an adam g but hunters instead of blood magic. They pour a bud light out in turn. It's golden carbonation into deadly smites. Megan s badger panama james and cummins the bard a group of covert operatives. That almost got billy shitty beato assignment. But instead were assigned to be supermodels in a runway show for lord saif and have had to wear glamorous gowns attend fashion parties and drink champagne like everyday for a year bless their hearts for their sacrifice captains. Joel grace g drew nasty. Cc lulu and barnes nater endo terrence. Dotes would have been incredible amounts to fight against captain. Calhoun except that murph won't let them be cannon michelle. Oh timmy our jonathan. W the crock wearing warrior. Lucas be and aaron s clog cobblers who've clocked zirk new clogs in are considering cobbling. Some copycat clogs. It's kevin rundown janis. Pubis mound new york stevens e and k j. The makers of psychic blink. A hat you wear when you're psychically linked to your wife vern but still want a little privacy sometime michael m. mike k joy t. Nick w and taylor a grim dungs boys who told him to just go for it and buy it. They mean convince his crush to lobby empire as museum. Kelsey see casimir. The all knowing big berto the mad and eric di dynamite dealers who are sick of arcane trickster hands robbing them and oh terrace riddled with them. Giant monsters on the horizon threat burly j. dragon born dora the inappropriate and cody be the bud hunters friends of isaac's whose mission is to seek out the dank est we'd passable sadly marijuana is not native endo tara and isaac doesn't have the heart to tell them they've been smoking oregano for over a thousand years liam de the sand drean. Ben a fell donnas and dave h socialite. Zombies who commissioned forged metal gowns from billy for an upcoming gala. She charged them an arm and a leg for it. An arm and a leg of course being the names of bank notes in the endo taryn currency system but also. She did steal their appendages. Koala bear catherine s david kay christian s and dustin s. Why are nights to share a psychic bond with their mounts. This makes them nearly unstoppable embattled but also able to go on beato. Burger runs without ever leaving the couch. Connor f the time walker to left is and dpc as awesome owners of five ghouls. Beat does and fries. One of endo tara's most popular burger chains. They're currently preparing for war against their oldest and most bitter rival skeleton out. Aston s blair. The bug blair barbarian pork chop chanel. An va lacey. Raptor the bladder. Lag these rowdies. I'm he's never leave home without a wine skin. Full of noxious liquor. They also do peak quite a lot of the nicknames really firing on all cylinders the net f- pat l. a. Truth a lauren. H and david m competitors who partake in the annual veto burger contest to see who can take down the most beato burgers so far the recordholder lawrence h with one half. That's right there. Big burgers elias. Hawthorne alex h. the l. this evan v ryan s and the bone duster. Hanks old shipmates. Who can assure you that getting rip roaring drunk during the day they put out to sea was only a tradition for hank. Who did that alone. Robot.

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

04:04 min | 5 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"Does anybody have anything. They'd like to plug. I think when this episode comes out we'll have released the first jake and amir video. Whoa for five years. Go to our youtube at check. It out it's youtube dot com slash jake and amir an hour long up. Yeah it's it's to make up for lost time. We five years of episodes in epic movie. Yeah very crowded. Awesome tonight please do. Yeah i'm going to still be at the house. I need you to watch my kids. Because i'm watching this various. You don't want to miss that long dense long. Dance that political making it'll make you talk. You only have a conversation. After for sure i would love to plug. Rpo box got some more stuff to shout out from there. Can you with a k. and katie with c. Two great cates us. A plush of city in the muna corn completely katie with the secret of the plush katie with a k. helped glue the healy's both however along cards with incredibly cute drawings other cats. Thank you so much actually rolls. This is a a fully functioning unicorn on your house. I'm sure that your cats love emily. Jake can we hear obsidian if you don't mind ma are they go. Neta neta 'em from bulgaria since the cyrillic grammar textbook that all first graders and rights. it's named after. That's that's good. Lord they also send us a masks patterned with a traditional bulgarian folk embroidery. It's a truly blessed hall. Thank you for this book. It's got some really beautifully cursing illustrations inside of it was really fun to page through. Let's see oh. Somebody sent us the complete ralph s mouse collection clear state. Thanks you perfect. Yeah so my co host can finally fucking educate themselves rangel amounts to your daughter already. Mail them to you. I can sit down and read it before. I go to bed. Your baby can. I reme- danny aka danny doodles eight on twitter. Some beautiful watercolour illustrations. She did including row bookmark of book far and his boy form. Thank you day so sweet. We always love your watercolors. Yes thank you. Danny roman be sent us an actual deck of many things I actually picked from it. And i'm trapped in a gym co good. It's good. it's a soundproof. Jen though your audio sounds great. Thank you yeah. It's good. I am burning and then last but not least stig aka greg's official cynicism cyberpunk band boobs fan fiction. It's incredible also stig's looking for nad pod tattoo ideas. If you have any suggestions literally any dumping you say right now. Fran might get tattooed on their body. I've been thinking about getting a little airship. I think that'd be kinda cool. I think we should get matching tattoos. Critical i would etching tattoos. One hundred percent. Get an airship. Possum definitely wouldn't get a possum. But i absolutely needs to be a little red. I think i probably get like a full-size beverly on my torso. Looked like my head was beverages head. But then there's like beverly forever let's on your body like mineral so maybe i think that's probably the want to go with If you would like to send stuff you can do it. At nineteen twenty hillhurst avenue number to release california nine zero zero two seven week is and you can follow us all on various social media that may or may not use at me at called is called the achy. Kerr what's his jake and you can tweet about the show using hashtag pod. That's any dod.

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

01:32 min | 5 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"That's one hit. And then i get to add a plus d six to my first hits on an enemy with a range attacks. Oh let's not forget that and then again. Sweet see monroe. I'll use my big glowing dice. Here wish i hadn't done that Sixteen hit sixteen does not head okay. Let's again zirk. Pistol instantly overheats. I feel because i feel looks at mr zirkin says. Hey you know what sometimes you have a cool ability but you each it. Yeah unfortunately for my players to use their cool things. Sometimes they have to roll decent until roll a dice ultimately. You're just let you roll more anything a bad thing for this. What is my kidney hurt. So bad what this monster energy okay. Fuck all right so that's going to be. It's still a detail which is not bad rad. Yeah and you get you get the bonus of your Gone which is that. You're opening attack. Gets a plus d six right awesome. Okay so that's going to be thirteen plus six nineteen damage anti-democratic fires off big burst of energy into this worm. That your turn first. Things better stem going to have philip frame above rain down more fire. Okay you see fill up veins pulsating just reads fire on this worm. It makes a deck save sixteen. I.

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

08:07 min | 6 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"First before they bring in the others he wants to get a lay of the land for sure. Yeah well general. I mean you're in charge here. Let's go do you want us to do. Tell us what to do. all right. follow me so less guard leads you guys to the reporter. This building That in the past has taken you to all the different zogar outposts but here now you see that. Many people are gathered and that all of the tele quarters there were all these like pods on that you could go into different zobel dar's now they are all lit up as if they're and use you see. There is a magic runes circle that has been drawn by. Greg's you see this depot cleric with a staff bending over to complete a ritual Blessing the room. You see lescar Nods for you guys to enter the circle and he joins you guys there. You see gress gives you guys a little odd and goes good luck on your journey. We will see you soon. You're not coming with us. No but all of us will join you once you get a lay of the land. Okay all right. We'll see you there. That's right. I will get a lay of the land that we will cook. Glory noble door. Get why it's a little embarrassing that of reclaim. We will share. That might be good for some people. I little thumb a subtle thumb at tab. Trust shouting that we will sure zobel door. Just absolute crickets sing. Mr henry song crushes. Who has the telephone last year. Yeah yeah i have the telephone. You're the witch. This is your staff. I have to okay. I like begin. Like almost like an elaborate sword. I yeah i do that if you want your my a sound wave with it. Then cast the teleportation spill that is imbued in the telephone in kevin's deep. Okay heavens d.c. vibrant. I summoned all the magic of kevin's dick and i make just the most pump and bassist sound wave. There possibly could be. We're talking like a inception bass thump. Oh foucault bong you hit the telephone work and you hear a sustained ding. As you cast the teleportation spell imbued in the staff and you see the world around you becomes hazy and begins to bend until everything around you turns dark and you guys along with tab and scar begin flying through darkness bouncing up and down as if you are writing a wave vistor henry. This must be so fun and familiar to sing the song again. That siv thirty one days sales hang flat and the wind. Don't blow a really creepy whisper voice become. Perhaps you see less cargoes. So creepy goes for reading. This is a far better addition of the song. These waves playing tricks on anyone else's stomach. Yeah as you guys are going through yet. You feel as if you're falling but if you're flying you guys are travelling along this wave on the three of you guys are writing together with score tab when suddenly fia is down and begins falling into darkness. Zirkin henry way you do i. Yeah we grabbed her. I mean i put my The giza arm the button of it over the size. Yeah so she can grab it. Suites you guys go to grab fia and as you guys grab her you feel she is pulling you guys down and you guys are sinking and you see. Oh tab and lusk continue flying along and tab goes. This is an ad supposed to go. Where you guys go a bit of a detour. You and you see those guys are floating on. Are we getting out of sync yet. You guys are getting out of sync zirkin. Hank you guys have a choice but for some reason fia is sinking like a stone. You essentially have to decide whether to keep riding the wave or to go down with her feel. You've appears in her eyes and says leave me. I'll find my way back to you. I don't know a lot about boats. But i don't think you abandon a mate in a situation like this and i've seen you walk on the bottom of the ocean. I'm gonna follow you. There you guys hang onto. It felt like you were like riding along on this wave like you were in water or something. As soon as fia drags you guys down and you break a certain threshold. You guys just begin to free falling through darkness everybody go ahead and give me deck saving throws you. Try to stay as you try to stay together. Oh boy i'm sorry mr henry. I should have paid better attention. Span lessons. i don't know that i've known you. You always nail the swim lessons. A twenty two for cirque. Fourteen seventeen kind of is them and gets ready to cast out a rope or something like that using flash of genius. If you want to do that cirque you do. See that as you guys are falling. Hank begin separating from you guys. I'm going to use flash of genius and yeah i definitely got some rope on me. I'm going to fling it towards them. Great amazing sailors not zirk. Wow thank you cheated staple you pull him in. You guys manage to stay together but you see as you fall through the darkness. The darkness gives way to a thick mist. And you fall through it and crash into the ground. Everybody past their save okay and they stayed together so they don't take that much damage. Everybody takes seven damage. Okay the knock on the noggin as you into the grounds that love it. The missed here is extremely thick. And you can barely see in front of you but you literally hear each other land as you guys hit to hit the ground. Has you guys land here in this thick mist. It's kind of like the water of siren lake when the horrors were woken where you see like faces in it and stuff and you feel like hands trying to grab a you year like a cacophony of voices. Everybody go ahead and roll initiative. Okay fia inspite of herself whispers to herself on these missed is kind of sick fifteen for me to nine genus. Okay sofia your first. You guys crashed into the ground. And you're in this thick mist first things first. Fear go ahead and give me a wisdom saving throws you hear all of these voices whispering around you. I was wrong. Sixteen sixty eight. I have advantage on wisdom saves. Okay okay twenty one twenty one passes via you hear this cacophony voices but you manage to keep your wits about you and focus and you look around to find a way out of this missed. Go ahead and give me a perception check. Nineteen twenty two twenty two case you see a dull blue glow to the east of you and other than that You see nothing but thick mist okay..

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"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

Not Another D&D Podcast

10:37 min | 6 months ago

"d." Discussed on Not Another D&D Podcast

"Just absolutely no facial expressions just a skeleton looking one way get i ask. Just what are the visual. Are we talking. Empty eye socket. Yeah absolutely absolutely. Fdic burning ember deep within. No right now. This is just a straight up album cover. Just just straight up skeleton now so he's just kind of looking off and goes. I am embodying. Someone new if i can find that person find myself. Perhaps i can unlock more memories and possibly even circumvent some of the ferry promises i made as a played. Oh there we go. That's a little bit better than charades. Not quite as easy. But yeah that's thinking outside the bones and you see matilda's there and she pipes up that you should mean that this is a this is a blade. These should be. This is like a celebrity to you at kenley was her smith. This was ken lease partner. She's definitely seen lots of paintings and pictures of him and heard a lot about him. Yeah come here. this is kenny's partner. Oh nice to meet you walter. I've heard so much about you. Watch out for the shoulder. Grab she gives can handle shoulder You see walder grabs her shoulder. There's a loud crack it. She goes Thank you thank you. Losing me up and you see turns to You guys kind of speaks quietly you guys in walder. So that nobody else can really here. And you see meanwhile water elemental and stuff have started popping up on the road behind you guys. You guys are kind of stuck here anyway. Like the deep folk are Shooting down these guys. They've got it under control but they're trying to clear a pass so that you guys can kind of retreat easily. Nobody's being overwhelmed. You guys aren't like callously letting people get killed. Okay yeah yeah no no. There's not much. I could do to help it this way. So that's kicks a puddle. Yeah you kill water Give patil speaks quietly to you. Guys walter and goes. I've never seen it before. But i have heard that it is possible to remember your past lives if something as simple as a map or a painting could trigger a memory in you. I can only imagine what might happen if your new self were to see and animated version of your old self feedback loop of knowledge. The incredible you see she Looks at walter. Then look at you. Put your hand on your shoulder You hear a loud crack and very satisfying. Oh thank you. Wow holding you take sword like i'm so over. I now have foam. Oh i need one someone do this is like i'm working a desk job. Listen little fang. I'm confidence you can handle yourself. After what i just saw with kane. I don't think i could have done what you did good. But they'll do better. Do think i learn anything mamie in the past all right. You don't need to talk me up. I've beaten him once before. But this time i needed you and you were there for me now. Arena needs you more. You are the guardian of sarah nieces. And i'm confident you can find her without me. I'll go with walder to see what we can find. Perhaps there are blade secrets that even can lear. I do not know. where will you go. You see walder is looking off in the distance and goes to follow that thousand yards there. I feel cold to the capital. Big big place people's own many people the city the size of okay mall country. Just pats falter on the shoulder. Hopefully be able to narrow it down while there's definitely going i can tell you he's a guy and he lives in the biggest city in the empire. I also brought all right. Okay but deal. Maybe even you're going there. You can kind of like tell kim stories of kenley and that will help recall more memories. I think that's a great idea. Little fang i think between my personal knowledge about his life and ken kenley and my experience as a blade and attractor. I think we should be able to track down his current self before too long and plus we should be able to get in contact you via the book. Because i'm your smith net. You are and i'm not a fancy curtsy so you see as you guys are talking between and matilda lush comes over and goes. The path is clear. Let us make way back to the crux for tomorrow. We ride our treselle plaudits. Everyone we know is blood and stone boy does and you see everybody begins getting ready to leave Before before we leave. I think feel looks at this piece of paper with this strange cryptic writing on it and she thinks about all the magic that goes into hiding be secrets these fairy secrets and she also looks at mr henry. The directly cursed by a fatty henry. Also does a weird curtsy curse. And i think she kind of says to the bhatinda Before you go. I just have a question. Yes anything little very okay. Great have been taken to hide the secrets i am concerned about. The ferry seem quite vindictive. I am concerned about uncovering better hidden secrets. And what kind of ir that might invite right. Yes well unfortunately. Some of the ferries do wanna kill us. They're just like us. Some of them are very nice. You definitely some. That are not help via do. I don't know maybe some hate zirk the most. I'm not sure they're just little little here. I'm trying to ferry. That's a good excuse right kind of up to say all attention is good attention. But i see what you're saying but you have to remember that. The trickster is just that the trickster though she is powerful and has given us all of this bajic she also rewards cleverness and there's a lot of secrecy and half truths in our order. Think about everything that happened with the secret of protecting sereny sus. It's has kept arena out of harm's way to a certain extent but it also caused the disillusion of the blades. It caused a lot of them to feel like they weren't trusted. Fia fear stands very tall for a second. She looks at mr cirque. She looks at mr henry and she says the blades are not dissolved. We stand yes taller. Now after walter shoulder rub one of those right and i am proud to be your smith as long as our hearts beat than so too. Does the blade swing. That's that's a really good. How did you casually that again. We'll walter looks at the moon. Yeah walder gets into frame looking at the moon. She stands back to back with him. When i said something about a sword swinging anyways as the heartbeat so the blades zones who are excellent. All right yes you speak that into my buttons so i can have it as a tinkering forever. I would say tilda kind of explains and you guys were kind of know this that there is a lot of secrecy amongst the fairies and the way they speak to people and these promises that you guys had to make to join the blades and everything. It's a lot of like keeping things from people for their own good. It's a lot of kind of tricking people into doing good things essentially and you know it's it's maybe not the most moral thing but maybe it's for the greater good but it could stands to reason that walter probably has some information that may be a thousand years ago would have been a bad idea for everyone to know but considering that the world is on the brink of destruction here. Maybe it wouldn't be good to know you know yes. Spill the beans exactly like the truth about the gods. Getting out at a time of peace could bring war but the truth about the gods getting out at a time of war could could bring peace. Seems like the chaos of the trickster works in a long arc towards justice. Or maybe it's just the interplay of the universe slowly bending towards desirable outcome. That's certainly seems to be a theme in the book. Siree people want this to be. The truth is that is what i believe. I like to think we're serving a greater goods and that the trickster rewards cleverness so we are about to be very clever and go try to find out some of the secrets You see she oughta. Blades will not let you down and i look really really confident. But then i message but tilda and i say Just thrill quick. What's going to happen. If i fuck up and i don't defend in i don't save rina just real quick shoot me a message back. Let me know. Henry's doing a competent little jig behind. He's only like a shadow of doubt in my eyes. My posture so confident year. A message back little fang. You are former students of to the blade witch and now you are fia the fang and trust that you will be able to handle this mission. I'm not even thinking of a possibility failure. Okay that's actually really sick. Because i was thinking i wasn't going to name stuff anymore. Ever since my beloved book father was.

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"d." Discussed on RollFare - A D&D Podcast

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