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News AF | Number Neighbors are News AF | Aug 8, 2019
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Check out truecar today. True cash offer is not available in all areas. Hey what's going on. I'm rob cicirino back again for the two hundred episode here of news a it's on crystal news. Who's makes you to death. He's tom for some actual facts. Yes that's that's right news af number two hundred and we are back streaming live for the two hundred episodes spectacular of course here here with us to talk about everything that's going on for the two hundred episode in a row tyson. Apostle haven't missed an episode straight. That is bonkers dude if i my math is correct. That's almost four years of podcasting together. Yeah yeah we. We started this podcast back in october of. I guess it must have been twenty fifteen. Believe it or not and now here we are. You're good to be here. Yeah yeah still allies danny bryson's also with us. Daniel craig bryson did to be here guys. I never thought i would do anything for four years. Do me neither this is the longest job i've had caused ten so i guess we still have to beat that. What and i only got a bachelor. Took me a year and a half yeah. You got out of there. You got you realized you were smarter than those professors. <hes> you down yeah. It's a scam scams. They take they take your money and don't get you any guarantees of future income mm-hmm but now tyson is spreading his life learned wisdom once a week for four years imparting gems crazy z. damn equally have you ever told your origin story on the podcast of how tyson approach due to be the host of news af i've had a mural painted in my bedroom depicting the event origin story yeah very beautiful tyson's tastefully nude in that <hes> <hes> in that basically depicts <hes> the birth of tyson childhood tyson. His college is short college years. There's and then eventually him approaching me to be on this podcast. What did he say to you about being on the podcast. Hey would you be interested in being on a podcast. Maybe temporarily yes very exciting. Story may temporarily temprorarily. You didn't offer them the full time spot tyson because you didn't know what you guys were going to now so we we didn't know what we were doing and danny was on a trial run and uh-huh what he did so great because he loves news anyways yeah and talking 'cause i was gonna it was to be honest rob without danny danny listening it was going to be his audition and vision and help it. He was a he nailed it so we didn't ever give anybody else audition yeah in my mural this this moment is <hes> depicted by tyson lorena microphone to me with it on either shoulder with light light shining on my face in receiving the microphone in the palm of my hand. Yes that was a microphone. I've seen that mural yeah no no. It's a microphone microphone. Yeah yeah okay well. Here's dani here on news af the show where we talk about all of the the most interesting news stories on the internet every single week and we're here for two hundred time to be back with you also thanks everybody who's been with us along this journey to two hundred episodes. We've got our top stories at this hour but we've also got some feedback from the listener's. We'll take some questions as well from the chat but let's talk about our top story at this hour. A new phenomenon is happening. I think that we need a sound drop for this on the latest new fad taking the world by storm tyson people are texting their number neighbor her <hes>. I need more information. Okay so the number neighbor days your phone number danny. I'd rather not i already get enough phone calls from people. I don't want to go one number up or down from what your current number there is so the last number is either is one off <hes> okay person and say hey. I'm your number name. Neighbor wanna bang or whatever you wanna text me to area fifty one yeah. Let's meet area area fifty two and there's areas areas sixty nine. That's for danny's going forward along and then you just have a budding relationship because we're so starved for he no human interaction that we're now reaching out to complete strangers via telephone right and you're used to call your number neighbor just to ask mr refrigerator was running so yeah. Would you use to get wrong numbers for somebody who had one digit off tyson yeah once in a while. My dad's actually is ten digits off <hes> <hes> there was only one number off and so i- once in a while we'll get texts for him yeah all right so danny. How would you respond if you hear from your number neighbor. Safest is response response once yeah. Well probably respond the same way to respond when i played on xbox. Where do you live. Ah yes yeah then. They don't care the serial killer. I live to be like hey do you mind if by join your group it'd be like yes. Where do you live. Would they ever say anything yeah now but <hes> it's a great icebreaker the end of the conversation yeah so i i don't know i think i'm into the number neighbor idea. I'm thinking about next right now on air. Dude here live boy. I don't know about that the idea well. You're contacting strangers. Everything we've been warned against since get child is now. Is your voicemail. Say your name rob. If if i were to call your phone right now or or is it like you have reached. I have no idea one one nine that i think it's because as a celebrity like you are if you're like this is rob sister nino of survivor and podcast fame. Go ahead and leave now. That's just opening it up for more. I would say avoid this because you don't know who you're going to get yeah. How do we know this isn't like another. One of these russian tricks like the face app tyson heison exactly as but here's the thing what if what if and hear me out your number neighbors warren buffett and he's just like hey bro cool yeah. I'll help you don't phones. Do you think he knows how to text message. I think he knows how to text message yeah. I don't think he has absolutely i think he has someone texting for him. <hes> yeah that's that's what i would do. If i were him. You really think he's not sending his own eggplant emojis yeah well. I was gonna say maybe i feel more comfortable starting like a whatsapp group with like the entire block of ten of my number neighbors ally. Hey everybody everybody gets. I started a group talks about all of the people with the same i nine digits of the phone number. What if you're real. Physical neighbor is osso your number neighbor. That'd be mine. I bet at one point in time that was possible possible you call like six or seven and they both were in the same rich gated community washington yeah and then i could tell her to stop mowing after ten thirty. That's a good example of who you might get. You might get the online equivalent or whatever of a a number neighbor who knows our lawn attend thirty nine now. They're texting. You're like one in the morning sending you dick pics als. You don't know you're opening door to a stranger and i think that's just is bad advice. I've i've gotten wrong <hes> wrong tax numbers from people on on tinder yo- okay so do you have to be on zander to get those messages. Oh i think somebody either got the number wrong when they sent it to tender <unk>. Somebody sent him a fake number or something <hes>. It was just like hey this is so and so from hey kevin this. Oh from tinder. I'm in the area <hes> just checking things out or whatever yeah and shocking things. That's happened wasn't quite aligned. Danida real isn't really that. I think thank you was something like wanna. Meet up or something so i just said wrong number be safe and then they were like oh really who's this and i was like number block yeah. That's what i'm talking about. You can't engage in you. Do you ever by talking to where'd you live. Talk to me. How old are you and where did you live. It was a mistake. I shouldn't have texted back the best case scenario of meeting your number neighbor. Danny there is no it's scenario because a sensible person would never write anything back like the cool people. You'd wanna talk to write you back. You're saying if i was your number neighbor danny and and i came at you this thing awesome. Today was your approach just like a real funny j. Tell me gimme gimme your approach. I'll tell you if it's it's gonna learn me. We do a truck. Stop free mountain news obviously a scam camp block okay because none necessarily number neighbor but i'll often get telemarketing call from very similar like same area area code. Three digits blocked off and it's like oh. I guess it's somebody that's like one time i said like oh. Maybe this is somebody on my family he plan. That's calling me but like i don't know anybody. That has the same area. That's me. I never answered the local car. I don't know uh-huh anybody here. Well my phone. I have the screen call function that works like an old time. He's an old timey answering machines answering machine where i can listen to them to either says hey this is a this is a screening service. Go ahead and tell <unk> for tyson apostle now you just start your message signify and it i can listen to him talking but i can also see tax ring doorbell of foss yeah. It's really awesome wow. What does that cost a lot of money. No it's the cost less money than an iphone android android all right <hes> yeah. It's it's not an app. It's built into the phone elton tyler yeah. Iphone is steve. Jobs is going to invent this in seven years. He hit will show up on the iphone or cost fifty dollars. Android is totally over. We've moved onto the thing that's a little bit better than that and then iphone. We'll be like this year. At apple. Unveiling we have invented a screening dialer siler thinking that that probably will be announced in september eleven happened september. It'll be next year on this. It'll definitely be it's. It's at least a year. They're already working on this. I know they are. I'm sure they are but they're not gonna invalid till next year h._r. Android has a thing where like it senses senses. Who's going to call you and then sends you all of their infant well. I'll tell you what this will end the neighbor number neighbor game if they put this out real quick yeah yeah that could be getting any numbers from your neighbors danny well. What do you do if you're number. Neighbor is mowing their lawn at ten o'clock at night. Now finally listen. What makes you think this is an acceptable time to mow your lawn. Everybody should call their number neighbor hoping to get in touch with danny's real neighbor yeah so opening line is i'm your number neighbor. Why do you mow your lawn at ten thirty at night procreates appropriate. I think it would be funny to text the number that is not your number neighbor and then say like hey. I'm your number neighbor and they can see that number way. You're hot. I guess i am like get into a real debate with bam whether you are in a number neighborhood like let's say you're like oh. I'm gonna number neighbor and then all of a sudden. It's justin timberlake and he's like hey. I just wanted one real friend in my life. You can saco but he puts his number contact us now number somewhere they do. You think that we will get into other things like what we have like our twitter neighbor of the people that have like your twitter handle but like one letter off yeah like danny bryson and one <hes> hey. I'm your twitter buddy older brother or younger brother or whatever yeah i don't need that. Are there the other the dan bryson's on twitter. Let's say look my best friends when they reach out to me out two times. Don't accept their calls or texts so i mean strangers got no chance yeah the true dante danny bryson one here twitter neighbor he as twenty followers both recently tweeted on november twenty twenty thirteen can't wait for a good night out in liverpool only four and a half months left he so he tweeted what what exactly he was saying as only four months left but he is not tweeted since then so it might have been something happened four and a half months later her okay all right so number neighbor is a thing there are no limits to how board people are yeah okay. Thanks a <hes> that are you calling braga on this. Anybody actually texted. Their number of people are excited about this actually yeah yeah all right people are we're real excited about the there's a lot of danny bryson's on on instagram the you could follow special snowflake. How about this this story that i'm reading on c._n._n. Dot com. This person claims that their number neighbor is none other than barack obama. I saw that hoax again. He doesn't answer his phone probably have he probably has someone answering. Isn't this is the exchange allegedly went somebody what's up number neighbor and the person responded excuse me but who is this and the person. I'm your number neighbor. We have the same number but one digit off and the person. I replied well hello number neighbor. This is former president barack obama and i would appreciate if you stop texting me have a good day and then allegedly got a selfie affirm- barack obama no fake news fake news. I find that selfie picture anywhere else. That's the thing by the you know the the the secret service. I would be at this person's house at this point immediately. Yeah we need your phone right now and they take it from him and smashed you. Once you start randomly texting former presidents you are getting visit. I think that's okay all right. <hes> let's talk about another another story going on today here on our very special two hundredth episode of news af and let's let's talk about a man danny who should give you some hope who was the senior citizen who fell his home but he was able to survive for for five days on only coca cola. Oh you should get a sponsorship deal stronger than ever saved his life life. Yeah no kidding. This was like spinach. Yeah you kept kept things strong ties to get back up but at least enough to live go to the hospital at the end of five days. Should we be stocking are elderly relatives with mini fridges of coca cola around the house just in case they fall anywhere unable to be visited by the paramedics. Yeah i think also you should put them in your seventy two hour kits for sure without a doubt yeah your survival kits 'cause the thing is i think coca cola bright lasts a long time so it's like if you can stock up on twinkies and coca cola. You've got nutrients and calories to last night yeah. The story is that he fell on his kitchen floor survived for five days by drinking the coca cola that it was within arm's reach danny how much coca-cola was in within arm's reach. Danny always county right now arms reach. Do you have five days worth of coca cola. That's five days if you need it to be. Well unfortunately mine is coke zero so that's that's gonna kill me faster you know i think it's still at least gonna boost boost your morale. They've the real depressing part of the story. Which they didn't report is that he went to the hospital. We've been able to repair your hip but that coca-cola's damaged <hes> several oregon's oregon six cavities. I'm afraid to say cash cavities in russia's not nearby. Yeah yeah wow now daddy. Do you think that james franco will play this man in a movie this movie movie so it's five days what's five times twenty four <hes> about one hundred twenty k. so this'll be one hundred twenty was before one hundred twenty hours. Wasn't it yeah twenty seven hours yeah. Oh a hundred and twenty seven. This is slightly less <laughter>. Those should be more. We could probably take some creative liberties. Let's make it one hundred in twenty eight hours yeah. Danny sounds good if it had been mountain dew instead of coca cola. Do you think that he would've recuperated quicker. It repaired his broken hip himself and then like john jay rambo texas number neighbor. Hey i've fallen. I need help close. 'cause you're my number neighbor. I know you're nearby yeah. Please don't think he had the phone here by coca cola. What happened was that his mail mail was piling up so they decided to check what was going on in the house. Wow who checked his neighbors so a neighbor is his real neighbor number neighbor that there was a suspicious circumstances taber observe the door to the residents left open. Mail was piling up and officers located in adult male needed medical assistance inside the residence and so uh <music> why his door was open yeah. Here's a good thing about surviving on coca cola so you drink coca cola then u._p. Back into the bottles and save that for the real emergency <hes> yeah so. You've got some backup beverages yeah. You've got a container to hold them. I mean this guy would have been good for at least two weeks leaks shaman. You're actually your first until you run out and then you're drinking coca cola. Ask you need the bottle to be empty. We pour the soda on the floor. I think he so real shaman would pour this on the floor and okay. Let's talk about the story tyson of of the near escape of a brazilian gang leader. You see this story just the headline. Yes okay great father daughter daughter story yeah so the the gang leader ended up with this live very lifelike the skies prayer ask yes. There's a prosthetic mask and a wig where he pretended that he was his daughter to try to escape prison so cool believe it or not it did not work g._m. Tests mask up. How did they get this in built. They baked it into a cake. He looked pretty good. I mean usually how they get contraband in there by baking it into a cake <hes> so the one on who which one is the daughter in which which one is the oh. That's him in the in the outfit. He looks pretty good. I'm telling you it looks like is our wonky but that sure is a real distraction. Are you wearing also you describe it for the audio only listeners danny oh there's so how could i go the shirts the whole ensemble thing okay he's wearing a beautiful looks like nice black haired wig some spectacles and then what looks like the this the face of his number neighbor full static head all the way but cutting mission impossible mask and a lovely blouse pink with three doughnuts on it and a hand making a heart art gesture. I think it might be disney shirt. It's kind of like a minnie mouse type shirt blue jeans and of course a hoodie to top it all off so the plan was that his nineteen year old daughter was going to visit him and then he was going to become her and leave leaving his daughter in the jail yeah that part <hes> wow i think that would be a crime on her part and then she would be easily accessible to arrest correct. You would think so. I mean they have her under arrest. I mean i don't know all the laws in brazil yeah so. How did she do this against her will tyson <hes> she could pray always claim that yeah i didn't. I didn't know <hes> but she must have smuggled in the costume the couple questions yeah. How does she smuggle it in. And where did he change to this outfit. Um i don't know but i think that this is going to be the hottest halloween costume of twenty on the original one think like if you could get the original one in it's like prince. Prince harry is this. I mean this is a sad story but it doesn't have all the makings of twenty nine thousand nine hundred most hilarious new comedy yeah. It really does <hes> balch easy and yeah. It's like a mrs doubtfire for the ages twins but one is really the gangster dad and the other is the original <hes> that's arrested development remember how the twin was always getting thrown in prison but this isn't this is they aren't aren't real twins dad dressing up like and they always steal each other's clothes switch like the dad is serving his life sentence bu- uh like he gets he gets to go up like go to high school in the costume and where the girl's boyfriend gets real sensual with think. You're moving too fast. Come on tape. We do this. All the time. Album is jared wouldn't wipe us. Yeah you want us to be light hearted comedy because it sounds pretty d- the <hes> dark no why life in prison okay okay now in the in the t._v. Show will say like he did like some white collar crime like some sort of tax evasion or something something something that your drug lord in the ask your on his side right right yeah. Maybe ended up <hes> you know he was. I dunno fall guy. Yes framed in its harrison. Ford plays the dad job this harris for my play the granddad i i think he's passed dad status yeah all right so ooh. That's hilarious story of the near jailbreak on money. They crack me up yeah. Let's talk a greyhound on story today. Danny very appropriate for news af number two hundred no yeah yeah yeah worked out better for us. Yeah passengers were you're left to fend for themselves as their greyhound driver ditch them at a pit. Stop during a ride right from dallas to phoenix. That's very dangerous for everyone near that bus <hes> dallas to phoenix wow people were coming to you tyson in one hell of a bus ride you think they're shipping. All greyhound out of the city of dallas in some should have and moving them. All the phoenix phoenix was like we don't want them to drop them off anywhere yeah. I thought this was going to be the story that came out this week about the woman who the bus driver who locked a passenger in the luggage container. Oh no i didn't see that -partment yeah that <hes> but that wasn't greyhound bus that was called peter pan buses pushed the luggage compartment and lock it up or the southwest flight attendant who hid in the overhead luggage compartment i saw that and while strange it wasn't it wasn't on the level of these greyhound. No it wasn't and the thing is with the southwest like southwest southwest and they've always got like a budding stand up. Comedian moves like hey. I'm going to run you. Through this thing s my and then everybody laughs would have had this pitch like we've moved over ten to fifteen flight attendants onto comedian careers hollywood new york and it was is like a place where comedians went. I went to this restaurant near times square and they talked about all the people they sent to broadway. Yeah i mean i left the place where the headaches idea but but yeah. I think this is a great idea. I think tyson stumbled upon a real slot terrarium ideas so i can't laugh at their jokes because i know that they've rehearsed i urge and they've been the thousand times they've said it and the old people can't get enough of it but what if southwest said hey we're. We're gonna lean into this. We know it's the airport. Everybody is unhappy. There's going to be a lot of delays. We're going to fill the void so the bad news is your flight. Light is delayed for forty five minutes here to entertain you. Please welcome the comedy stylings of our danny bryson and like so hey everybody going feel forty five minutes. Ask that's tough. I can't do for are dying for the mike time time that's true. I think it's a good marriage about yeah you put them in. They can do to write very hard. Your stand up comedian instead of waiting around all night for open mic. You're working every day. You get like two three hours of stage time. I feel like i came came up with this idea so i'll take credit. This is a great idea. Thank you yeah. I'm not going to get it off. The ground is going with west pretty much already. Ready has these goof-balls in the sky who are trying their best for allow abby needed grease the wheels or whatever they call it to get them onto the next step because you wanna want to be able to show that you have had success with pushing comedians from south west to the latte our no it goes from south west to the delta in flight video to the last thought that's huge. That's like getting your own special. If you've got the safety video tyson downs safety safety video whereas here's another person's attempt to hilarity neo people fucking love it they love that what about what about people like the gallaghers gallaghers who want to smash watermelons on that now 'cause they how you gonna get a mallet through can't do that too messy so the greyhound passengers were left left to fend for himself. One passenger was told that the driver went to walmart and hasn't come back the other thing is. They didn't have any comedian on the greyhound time yeah if they the bus was gone. The whole bus left there well. Sometimes they do stop. Don't they make stops. They have to make stops for people well to get food and stuff. You're driving from dallas to phoenix okay. The pride takes a long time. Oh i'm sorry i the driver just like the jeep driver length yeah well. God knows what was going on. That greyhound bus to the guy said hey. I've had him for this yeah well. I mean they're grounding. I think people are definitely great hounding on their the greyhound hazardously wasn't us. We didn't do anything we didn't do anything the ordinary for greyhound passengers like when the the kids look sheepish after the mom freaks out yeah they didn't do anything to <hes> <hes> for like when my mom was like how come the bus driver ever kicked off in you and you walk home from school and it's like i don't know probably my friend yeah. I suppose driver's fault. Bus driver is being dick all all right. Let's talk about some pet news this week as well. <hes> we got some pet news and we wanna tell you about a new the study that talks about cats how they understand their name but they're just choosing to ignore you when you call them <hes> <hes>. They're not so different from us. After it sounds like my kids my kids to not sure the ad here she knows him yeah. One of the most annoying things as on yes is listening to people yell l. at their pets over and over and over and over bubbles bubbles. Get away from that bubbles. You're like oh my gosh. She's he's like not only. Is your dog licking me and i don't like it but your dog does not care that you're calling its name bubbles. Get away from that man. Don't worry he's nice. He's never is ice dog. He's never murdered a child bubbles spouse and you're like oh my dog does not care and the the pet owner does this every single and never learns to know they know they're just pretending like it works sometimes the minimal amount of effort like when they put the dog poop in the bag and then leave it on the trail amount of effort where they can excuse themselves from actually having to control these actually worse for the environment because you're burying a plastic bag thousand years with poop contained in it that now is going to be patient zero in a in a thousand years when the bag pops open and a new like super virus the cat thing and i have a cat. I didn't know that what's the cat's name. It's awful. I don't know i call it. Yeah i just call it cat and i don't sit it there and be like cats can. Are you coming in cat. Nope okay shut. The door with your cats. Name is cat. That's what i call it a cat. Oh your family. I was going to get a cat as a trade offer a trip. That was like the deal. Everybody wanted a cat and i said fine. I'll get one if i get a cool trip and so i got a cat and i realized the trip only lasts a week but the cat i don't know what is that fifteen years yeah about that. What did you gotta kitty yeah. I gotta had a kiddie. Why didn't you go get a rescue cat. It's only on its last leg well. We needed a very specific cat because my kid is allergic to cats. Oh hyper allergenic. Did you get one of those ones that has like cool spotting and stuff on bangel. Oh send a picture. I don't want to send. How much did i think cost it costs money. You know no no not that much because i have a friend who has a couple bengal cats well and his cats. I don't care mike at doesn't care animals. Don't care about you or your picture of your cat on your. I'm not going to put not sending pictures taking pitchers features guys. Could you bombardment pets in danny's head plural one pet yet and the cat he does not does not listening. I want spotting of this to me one. I had to go on a trip. My family was gone on the cat doesn't i. I let the cat out right <hes> because they don't like it being in the house sure in it likes to go outside. Where just just let it out. You know one of those things off the court. The cat doesn't come back like when i have to go. I have to leave to go to washington state eight and the cat is like a big eth- me more you flying or driving us flying so i i can't look for this cat. Don't know where it is. I'm going to have to go and tell my kids who don't care about the cat until i talk about getting rid of it and it's like the cat decides to screw me over by not showing up so i had to go to wash like hey guys remember the cat you had well. I don't know where he is. He has come home and they're all you know they look at me. Suspiciously k. dad give away the cat <hes> and then the cash shows up when they show up. So how long did it live outside for five days. What someone else's feeding that cat out. It's probably responding to to their name. I like when they call it the day gave it response but me now it ignores or yeah. You're posting pictures of this thing. Though as soon as we get off this so we can check your and i'll definitely post those <hes> you know. I actually did develop a cat app at my last job. Pat pat a cat lovers. I would have thought that it would take off because for cats yeah. It was basically just a cat lovers site but <hes>. I don't even remember her <hes>. It was a whole host of apps that we've made. That was just one of them. You just need to make a cat's of instagram instagram account. I mean you away from those does instagram accounts poss yeah anyway cat or out ignores me. What's it's real name name. I think it's called lulu lulu and what's your dog's name rob. We had a dog augustyn. We no longer will we no longer dog. Did it pass pass to a new owner did u._c._s. Sometimes sometimes yeah somebody that we know is she has a good home now and is sad for you or relief for you very sad for me thyssen. Oh true that. I was a pet owner. Now i have kids. I'm not a i'm not a pet and kids person. I think you can be all in on one okay. Okay as long as both people love their pets and we when when in <hes> when we first got our dog my wife that this was all right this is our baby and then we had kids and then you have a real baby yeah. Yes look some people. Can some people can do both. We you know the kids. Don't even play nice with the dog. The dog nips at them so we found are nice. How yeah good yeah okay trying for the best of the best. Okay we have a lot still to do here ends up so we still have to get danny's bolthole. 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This is the one lawnmower that you won't mind running at ten o'clock. Get night kind of scary calling it a lawnmower lawnmower two point. Oh point out yeah. Manscaping accidents are finally a thing of the past. I don't use the same trim on your face that you are using on other parts of your body. That's nasty writer very nasty specially in that at arizona he manscaping has the crop preserver which is an anti chafing ball deodorant and moisturizer. You're already put deodorant on your armpits. Some people from big brother use other creative uses for why are you not using deodorant on the smelly part of your body. Danny actually that's. That's a really good point and the anti chief thing. I could definitely use that when i run. It's always the right tools for the job. You get twenty percents off plus free shipping with the code rha p at manscaping dot com. That's twenty percent off and free shipping with the code rha at manscaping dot com so get twenty eight percent off and free shipping with the code r._j. Landscape dot com. That's twenty percents off free shipping at man scape dot com use promo code r. h. A. a pay you. I take some questions i solicited questions from listeners on twitter and in our news a af facebook group as well and we've got. We've got a ton of questions for you. Guys this from survivor -vivor rock paper scissors question number real name. That's the twitter name okay question number two. If florida man is the m._v._p. The topic of conversation in the first one hundred episodes. What do you predict made dethrone florida as the m._v._p. Topic for episodes two hundred to four hundred if anything could i mean florida man was prevalent but <hes> the airlines also the airlines just got to be too predictable. We knew something <music> on your on airlines so i i mean i would say there's more lines. What did you say robotics six yeah the body sex robotics. I feel like that the sex robots were really hot for the one hundred installed. I'm wondering a little bit fill ins once we get the storm area fifty one once they get unleashed. I feel like this could be here. Sex aliens sexy aliens. That's going to be the topic of the next. Two hundred says i would actually like that. That would really be a good change of pace. <hes> yeah how so well it just be nice to talk about. Aliens be a lot more material coming from their home planet all sorts of stuff to make fun of so what would you think that the the aliens are here and they are just very thirsty for us for humans on and say i mean they're lusting after physically yeah like what like maybe kelly yeah. Maybe the the human the humans are very exotic creatures that they're here. They're here to hook up so many holes to probe job. We're like sex island for the aliens sex island for the yeah. That's so what you're saying is. This whole planet is reality t._v. Show mhm broadcast back to this species. We're like you've vegas for the aliens. They come here. You know what happens on earth stays on earth yeah. We're like a tourist trap. I could see that. I very much see that like it. I like that idea so you're saying that in the entire galaxy earth is the las vegas of the galaxy or the city of the galaxy yeah vegas. I guess vegas galaxy. Well yeah fried themselves. They had to shut that operation down so we don't know yet but we'll as more news materialize on the aliens. We'll be able to bend classify the plan. It's based on tyson's throwing his. He's doing it all in on sexy aliens. I'm still sticking to robots sexy robots. What's your prediction. It sexy alien robots war <hes> cyborgs alien cyborgs. He go completely tasks to be something sexy. It doesn't have to be sexy although it. I mean think about it neither the news if he wanted to make the news is probably gotta be sexy sex or something yeah yeah. Ah i don't know as i say consider pass well. According to the facebook group rupaul louisiana is making a push. Who am i could see that i could see louisiana really pushing hard and and getting there so you're speaking louisiana manned hand louisiana louisiana a woman was the story that was submitted for this week but let's switch gears a little ah tyson from trace mclean. Do you think the news has gotten crazier since you started news af or has it always been nuts. Okay okay so we started four years ago. Back in two thousand fifteen aid seems as though the world has gotten crazier. Do you think what was news af right. A place at the right time is it are there more crazy things happening now well. I think that we as a trio are just condensing all the crazy easy into one hour and so it seems like the world is quite a crazy place but we're not covering the boring stories. You're not hearing the thousands sounds of boring stories that are littering yeah like man arrive safely home from work to greet a loving family those story problems yeah that story a we're not covering the problem is that all the news became news af there used to be like normal news and then we would cover the crazy he news now. This is almost like the news yeah where he wants to be featured news af became the mainstream news so no. I think that yes it has become more crazy. I think there were sanctuaries like crazy new sanctuaries the you know <hes> politics was always kinda crazy but it would not as crazy now the other thing is that people are being more crazy because they're on the key there on film all the time so you think about all the tide challenges which is all those challenges are result of having access to the video and being able to upload those videos to the internet so i think it is more crazy. I also think that now we hear more or about the crazy stories so it's like <hes> not only are more stories taking place but we also get so many because everybody's reporting all the time that <hes> <hes> you're getting all the stories whereas before you got a couple of handpick stories by your local news channel now it's like the internet is reporting everything all the time <hes> yeah <hes> and also things spread even more and more viral yeah exactly now. We're copycat those crazy things. Do you think they're spreading more viral or do you think the viruses are stronger. <hes> now we're more connected than ever before i feel like that you know things is get picked up off of social media and re tweeted so it only takes a couple of hours for story to get really big where it would take days and days. Uh story about the person found a bag a hands in siberia <hes> that story to get our month siberia yeah you're talking about. It has has to travel by word of mouth to a boat on eastern shore of russia. Then a guy in alaska picks it up by then. It's like a bag of dicks subotica dog. He's times. The local news place at alaska picks it up. It's like a bag dong bodies yes and then that's we've got in the paper bag filled with one hundred bodies none of which have dogs. I wanna commend. Danny also also for finally getting his webcam fixed for this. We show <hes> what what was the issue dami. My wife touched my computer. She has like reverse reverse. Midas touch okay. Isn't that pretty common. It is pretty common. I honestly don't know what she does technology but the minute she handles oh since she's like this phone is a lemon. Mike in every past phone has also been a lemon. It's like she touches. One common denominator in that it is she eats around oliver devices and it's just it's awful finally was able to clear off whatever it is. She downloaded. It's like oh free what okay information address. Please send me whatever free stuff. You're excuse me for social security number neighbors like when rachel posted her new social security card when she changed her last name that was awesome danny john john wants you to give us your ding. Mary kissel of the nicknames vascular de danny any sunday or skip dog. Okay mary danny sunday yeah. Kill ski dog bang vascular deal. You know that's a pretty straight of i would have answered the same yeah nine out of ten k._f._i. Listeners would have yeah okay. I'm hearing that at-bat boss. Guy dove is now on cameo dot com allegedly. Okay danny if you had to guess us how much to get a message from bagel boss man. How much would he pay how much how much how much to get a message. This is from bagel boss guy much. Would you pay. I think he's charging twenty five dollars. Twenty five dollars pay personally. I wouldn't pay anything zero zero tyson. Of course we talked about the bagel bus guy or earlier this summer a <music> remember that story twenty dollars higher or lower. You gotta go higher because you're like the hot topic right now. It's only going to get lower from here so you gotta shoot for the mound okay all right and is actually higher fifty dollars for big <hes> <hes>. What is he doing in this video where he looks like he's fighting the hedges <hes> let's let's let's. Let's see what's happening here. Okay in this is chris. The bagels morgan here cameo kicks a major motherfucking motion-picture not since i got my manscaping package as somebody fought the hedges with such ferocity rosty wow yeah that is pretty crazy. I think he should be paying people to that's very i. Why would you higher him over cameo. Who else can you get fifty dollars so a lot of people mel gibson yeah. A lot of people tire reality reality t._v. People yeah which survivors oh i think all of them i think for fifty dollars you get the whole package you every time for fifty dollars lawyers fifty dollars survivor package actual thing yeah that'd be great okay. Let's see if we get some other questions. Alison's house a chaz lamborghini these days chaz is great. Dude we leave him outside all the time. I just fill up his bowl with food and his other bowl with water and then let him roam. He's a free range tortoise and the cool thing tortoises. Is there like family heirlooms. I'll be able to pass this tortoise down to bergen will then be able to pass it down to her children able to pass it down to their children and before it finally meets its demise which will be old age at one hundred fifty to two hundred years old. It's like your own personal time capsule and it was family so it's he's got noticeably bigger and we call him a he because <hes> it's a masculine name but maybe jazz is a girl we don't now. I don't know if there's a wage. Chaz is like a gender neutral. Yeah uh we went with gender neutral just because it's impossible to tell the gender of a baby tortoise indians not somebody can tell me doing great. I'll post more videos of chas. <hes> danny will post videos of his cat all post videos of my chaz. Not my cat my cat. Who bought it well while you gifted it someone gifted. It's not dunk call at my cat. It's the hat liz bryson's katie yes yeah okay. Jan manning wants to know where in the world is my favorite news af character ken bone. I can't bound to don't you remember when he got. Ken boned ken bono. He's well. I can tell you the answer is it's the same as the bagel boss guy he's as of also available on cameo dot com danny how much for a cameo from ken boning. I'm gonna on a twenty five dollars twenty five dollars higher or lower for t._v. Personality ken bone well. It's hard to go lower than that because i i think that's probably the standard rate but i'm gonna say stephen fishbach ten dollars. I'm going to lower and lower lower than twenty-four five. Yeah i mean i think in his prime when he had that read it over. Two thousand sixteen sure again twenty dollars for ken ken bone essay on cameo yup. What's he talking about okay. Here's here's ken buzz so help. The homeless helped me the and give your friends a nice surprise when they see my gigantic head. Probably i liked that better than bill hundred twenty eight what an average messages like from kenmore because i feel it for twenty dollars. Maybe we could splurge on. Hey congrats on two hundred episodes. Maybe this is ken bone. I heard you guys got a big golf tournament coming up. Well good luck at the battle guys. I'm going to be watching live and i expect mark the shark to shit his his pants. Okay can cancel your canceled. Hey podcast kendall art. How many how do you feel now. He's like a disney actor who in order to be taken seriously sheds that foul yeah miley cyrus boy i love. I love cameo so much ever over on rob. No i never do remember chris hansen from the to catch a predator yeah yeah. He's he's on there. He's fallen on hard times nine. He's available dany chris hanson. Oh what do you get them to say. What are you sit down can take a seat without wine cooler. What's in the bag came over because you were worried worried about her meeting a predator xbox. What did you mean when you texted. I'm your number neighbor. Why do you have a bag of condoms. Condo get a message from him. That says this is chris hansen. I'm your number name. How much danny man man he's got seventy five seventy five dollars tyson higher lower lower. You can't beat tyson at this game fifty bucks. Oh he's saying is lower or higher. He's not even really take you set the over under yeah. You're setting the over under yeah. Hold on hold on. Here's here's chris hansen's franklin or should i call you by your online screen names and clinton franklin right now. I'm going to be honest. This seems so demeaning fresh. Meeting breath fire did one a new one for all right group yeah. Why would brett farve do it. He has so much money. I don't know i don't get this do dave's pro. I think there's more respect to guide twirling assign on a corner to go. Get some pizza then there is this god. I wish i had pizza right now. It's so you say okay. I don't know if anybody else news af related. Oh jose can saco yeah okay all right so it's over under pros. They can take thirty dollars dollars or higher one fifty one fifty yeah way hi this is the kind of stuff can seko's talking about what's up buddy happy birthday joe by the way this jose canseco in saco. I heard you're pretty good with a ball player. Listen you can never beat me. I'm the man and wiffle ball and you wanna play wiffle ball. I will show you how to do it the the right way by the way happy birthday that was less demeaning chris hansen and the ken bone. It was the least related due to his sport away. How many reviews does <hes> jose canseco <hes>. He's thirty one reviews okay so all of them glowing. They're all glowing glowing reviews from canseco all right so lots of good stuff going on cameo love. It love it so much okay. Should i get on cameo. No i mean there are a lot of reality t._v. Personalities on there but i bet they don't make any money i don't know. I don't think this is the i whatever. I don't think that the survivor players do great a lot of people from the past season of survivor. That's how meal ticket hot the gotta get gotta get strike while the iron is is hot. They don't realize that nobody he cares yeah. You know not it's not a windfall and on the on the cameo for some people if you're wacky enough. I think that there's a some if you do it in bulk all right danny. Are you ready to take us to your bolthole for the two hundredth time hi rob. This is danny from news. Eh just call it a say. Welcome to the bullet hole. Yeah it ties. It thinks you're a dunk. Is that your cameo. That was the one who paid for tyson. Gonna <music> gonna feed you be danny. I'm a i'm obsessed maybe can you you give a cameo for somebody chat. They're in the chat want to request a cameo from danny. There are all the cameos seemed to be kind of passive aggressive at least the ken boone one in the christina they totally are because it's what it is is just like a group of buddies who are like yeah who's the biggest joke right now undertake ken bone and they're like okay yeah all right that ties nabozny pay thirty dollars for danny on cameo. Hey fat is possible. This is danny bryce from news af happy birthday shit. They all go fat poss- i don't mean that oh oh man that here's here's what i really want danny. Anybody can enroll as talent would you. Danny enroll all has a talent on the cameo as podcast personality dante bryson. No why not it was just so sad in depression listening to those people who it would make much money dude thirty dollars for danny cameos. That would be the downside danny highest paying job no no money no. It's not worth you know. I'm not gonna do it again at it. Daddy i've only done two and all i did was copy. The format by ken bone established split the money with cameo but you make thirty dollars a cameo. You'll be making fifteen dollars left thin right insults at fifty fifty all your middle. You're just a middleman for insulting friends yeah but that's what's funny. Is that it. They don't have have to do it directly from somebody that they're all imagine danny. If you could get your brothers to pay for a cameo of you telling pulling one of your other brothers to eat shit i know but why would you pay for me to do that. When you kid hostal listeners would but nobody knows who i am that you it all it would be all podcast listeners had danny. It's all our we have fifty to eighty thousand listeners an episode guys. Let me tell you how perot niamh to peer pressure all so you can move on to play the song your say without peer air pressure. Yeah the stuff you've done in your life is without peer pressure. Yeah <hes> actually no that's not true. I'm sure actually influenced quite a bit but in this case no it's not going to happen. Well like a sad place a very sad place to exist on cameo yeah yeah but you don't exist there solely. You'll also hear news cast personality danny bryson some people rolla to some people who don't know podcast. I'm just a sad guy and cameo. They don't recognize right is like who's this joker over to you. What or they pay you thirty dollars to make fun of you. You know i'd rather just talk about my bowl okay. We want you to be not today. Hey tyson whole i what he got danny. Yeah come on danny before you get to cameo. <hes> yeah if you're the kind of person who ends up on campus sounds like you're maybe a high risk individual to hire as a movie star a reality tv star and a lotta these firms that hire you whether it's a movie company or production company a podcast. They're taking a huge risk because the minute minute you get ken boned <hes> their brand takes a hit as you can imagine there's actually an insurance companies could buy called called disgrace insurance disgrace insurance. Yes you could ensure yourself against these risky. Bets against the ken bones owns in jose can seko's sure myself against myself. I actually don't know but in this case you'll be able to protect yourself so that when the celebrity you've hired to do <hes> door something tied up in a like <hes> gibson type thing yeah mel gibson type seymour storming area fifty do one whatever it is. They get caught up eating tied pod. <hes> you know striking whatever it is stated for the amount that you lost well well. I think i saw that you can get insured up to ten million dollars and so you can get at least that much protection for your brand. I feel like that's a lot of stuff where you have to prove that you've lost that much new and that's and insurance companies going to be like you actually lost ten dollars and we'll pay you that out now or we'll go to court. Oh for sure that's what will happen but they're at least pretending to offer insurance to protect you against these celebrities disgrace insurances the type of insurance and so that's the company. That's ensuring race. Insurance is what i think. It's being called yeah so more or less important than volcano insurance well. If you live in hawaii you know <hes> volcano. Insurance makes a lot of sense and maybe if you work in hollywood. This makes a lot of sense too because at any moment a celebrity liberty can go off the rails and do a britney spears or lindsay lohan or a richard gere. I mean we could go on and on like you said mel gibson if you think about monday quaid is he. The one lives can candidate right. He's the best so if you accidentally. They hired him not knowing his past yeah you might have you know might be a good time to get this insurance. Yeah okay yeah. I don't even know how much which people are getting canceled anymore. Crazy yeah you white house would have ensured is is it be. Is it being crazy danny or is it that it's the celebrity goes on a bender. Well i mean there are some things that are more serious. I guess <hes> so they reference three people and this is obviously from a british publication they they reference wayne rooney peter peter crouch. I know wayne rooney play soccer or football but i know peter crouch is an tiger woods as three examples of people that they could have been insured against armstrong could have been to armstrong also want a really. The list is endless at some point. You have someone who's a megastar. They're going to do something that's making and pretty disgraceful. Yeah so i mean like rob plus short memories now people do and they're willing to forgive people of a lot too much going. The people like ed might be. It might be wise rob to maybe take out some on tyson just in case. You never think he's mine you. Trust them. Here's a solid rock doc. I've known him for many years. Have i known tyson for a close the closing in on a decade so wow okay. He's a safe bet yep yeah yeah. What are you saying dan. You've known me for over twice that long. I'm wondering right now. If i hire tyson to star in a major i dunno production that is putting on insurance tyson. I wouldn't be worried yeah see if they're offering the insurance. It's a good deal for the insurance company. Oh yeah that's that's the one who's making the most money down so all right. Should we take out a policy on anybody. Is there anybody that <hes> we have to take a policy out on michael jackson <hes> what if what now hold one could we potentially take out a policy on danny kaye and then and then sort of stage some sort of dave danny any sexually harassing tyson scandal with my cameos rob kamio kamio right it then you know they've got the best best gators out there the f._b._i. Makes so much sense to me. I think we definitely have to do some insurance fraud all right anything else in the battle i mean i actually had a lot but i don't wanna waste it all right now. Now it's all cold but while you're gonna save it for next week. When it's old news yeah i would let it marinate <hes> maybe some other stories can crop up. I don't know oh so many they all right so danny's ball tall. Thank you once again for the two hundred th ball tall special all right right and anything else tyson. You want to talk about how about a review tyson to her view. Yes okay. Let's get. Let's get a review going going here onto our listeners. Should we change this format at all. You guys like the news question review or d._u. Was the review of front no review which it tried to switch it to life advice one time and then was to be the one time we got advice. It was way too heavy for i mean giving people advice is impossible for me. I'm pretty smart but still it gets heavy well. The problem with advice is you don't know all of the intricate details necessary for giving good sound advice you just kind of wean it with some general idea of what the problem is and and that's that's probably going to cause problems okay but yeah you got a few of them. Let us snow on twitter. If you have any other ways we can switch it up yeah yeah now. It's our two hundred episode. Bit suggest are two two hundred episode. We're just getting started. I mean remember this. Podcast is going to last for infinity until the you know the failure aliens the ins or the robots or the whatever or the who are the vikings that live inside the earth any oh yeah the center interfere people yeah yeah when they reemerged they'll be says some new overlords and they'll let us know we will podcast at their pleasure whatever they want yeah. Let's let's do a few because there are some short wants to get walked news five stars by stanley hudson thursday <unk> only podcast that stays woke. Thanks kings thank you. You're welcome you're welcome stanley hudson thirty three <hes> okay the to the taste and very desirable five stars q. w. h. t. y. k. s. c. I might have just listened to as trade episodes on my road trip home and in another while mowing my lawn in the dark doe no no your neighbor would be crazy with a lawnmower two point oh l. because listen to this the day under five stars by jazz die. Wow what a way to end the day now. I'm not one to complain but my job can can be tough. Sometimes i find there's no better way to unwind after a long day in the pits of the galactic salt mines then firing up my lawn mower at and listening to this podcast outcast now you have two people investigate danny and you only learn your neighbors name. The real neighbors out how about this gimme both those user names and i'll shout shouted them out at her which is in her backyard her head to obey their new it. That's her either. I don't know how to pronounce. This saw spelling q. w. h. t. y. K._s._c. <hes> okay or jazz die okay so that one's easy. I'll be like in jazz and likes you. A fresh likes touch. It likes you then. Put my head down and i'll look and if she looks my way a ah. That's that's who gave that review. Now i know she's real listener which would blow my mind if she did listen to this summit be the strangest thing ever and she's just listened to your complain about her for the last two years than area fifty one opening the gates and letting one million people come in and just check things out. I really hope they do that like they do like a open house style of punchbowl way temples where you have to wear booties over for your shoes the allowed to like investigate i would be hilarious if they just like opened it up and like they stormed in like hey we're all the aliens star general and being greet. Go come on in. Everybody like you know we didn't even you guys. Were coming today. Look into the basement. Feel free to feel free to look around nothing whatever you want. We got nothing to hide yeah. You think that's what they're gonna do that big big mistake by the area storm fifty one people to tip off the dating time that they were showing up for the inspection did i haven't been recording my mic the the whole time. It's been my my computer okay. You're okay you're okay. You said you were finding notice. Turn off now. He turnoff microphone now. He turned off his phone. You're fine. We'll use we'll use. You were talking into your microphone on on the stream. Can you still hear me yeah. You're good yoga. You can't hear me when i turned off the mic. Don't turn off the microphone. Don't don't us recording on my. I'm recording you. Relax the spicer professional computer tv. Yeah okay all right. Let tyson cool off now fine now now more in a tank top a hot head dude. I didn't know that audio recording through my computer you're fine. You're fine. I'm fine fine. Okay all right. No great job tyson great jobs so nice to see danny finally yeah nice salad minute. It is nice just to see myself stands to see danny after all this time and so nice to be back live with you guys here again on news. Thank you so much for two hundred the episodes. Thanks much scott saint-pierre for putting this together. They have a good one bye. Thanks everybody make sure to get your cameo request into danny bryson. Yeah we did guys.
News AF | Pizza, Kale Candy Canes are News AF | Sept 17, 2019
"Hey what's going on rob cicirino back here with you to talk about all the week's most interesting news stories for the week of september seventeenth twenty nineteen here on news a. f. u.'s crystal meth it's about the same movement whose makes you to death compass for some yes that's right if the same old news makes you bored to death back when news news af started there used to be boring news but all neighbouring news yeah af now and here to talk about it all a man who's always af off this year face tyson area doing great wherein might be why because they want to ridiculous football games back to back and and it's also kind of funny to where BYU stuff just because i'm wearing this homemade shirt sure it has a logo on it but it also has an addition to it that bergen made for me this morning okay so you've poker stars shirt and then what's gone a magnifying glass it's a starfish you'll see the starfish in the middle but she likes to do is make a puppet and so the puppet has handle here in the nice has a background here looks like an upside down yes and what does she do she tapes it to your shirt she taped to this when she wanted to tape it to my hand before we drove to preschool and i was like i don't want to drive with that on my hand can we just put it on my shirt and she's like no i was like i don't want it on my hand while i'm driving and she's like okay we can put it on your shirt so then it's taped here in feel like probably the most support thing i can do is leave it on all day tell she sees it on on me even after school war it yeah to lay all day long yes okay and so yeah we're really proud of this shirt is there a corresponding puppet show with the starfish yeah and it's pretty funny because she'll just do like a high pitched voice and then laugh super hard at herself should finish i should this show laugh and laugh it's pretty good maybe i'll have to record it check my instagram stories for that war great organic plug the czech danny's instagram's stories for all the adventures you wish he were on yes with man who's joining us from europe today the international mr danny bryson daniel craig bryson i've been on a tight eating schedule for the past three days what does that oh you mean pound the pastries been bringing you records twelve yeah because after my adventure yes i was definitely depleted and he may see associated look like skeletons you're and so you don't have to bulk up i'm going to bulking phase good good you how many days did you go solo so i was three days ninety miles three days solo yeah and then kristoff who tyson has has some serious animosity towards join me for the last two days yeah well and then he only went there for two days and then went home yeah what an idiot okay gotta say after the last podcast when i owned in i had to sit kristof down and explain to him tyson's anti christoph behavior i mean it's just pretentious i think we can all agree and he wanted to be to point out that he's never asked ask anyone to refer to him as kristof he's not the kind of name yeah yeah that's just as given name and he's never been like actually it's christoph never heard them do that so if you that was what you were thinking this so if you call them kristie just go with it i've never heard anyone com chris maybe you could be the first he's gonna start cassese actually it's kristof has already got on the program because pointers whispers going around around where they're just like oh you have to call them christoph best some point he got mad or his parents got mad at somebody calling him chris instead of christopher and then it stuck anyway we had a lengthy conversation tried to explain it you're good guy and he didn't agree if there were no ill feelings guess she's how ayoub role yeah no i think that we ended the conversation the indian areas with me i don't think he would agree with you yeah so agree to disagree as they say okay fine it would be like if your your name was like sir daniel craig oh awesome when i was like danny and you're actually it's a serb daniel cry would loyd if i if i had been knighted by the queen herself you better believe i would demand for that you weren't knighted by her you just like your parents call named you sir daniel craig o. still might do it that's totally different it sounds like i have a title like you know i've got lands on the hype man to be the person to be like behind daylight i actually it's sir daniel craig are you mean like you have an assistant that follows you around whispers that to people before they address you yes p bad it's good idea right rock-solid so that's what you need the title it'd be the guy that's correcting everybody i will say this when when kris showed up it went from a grueling slog to more of a vacation russian he demanded that we stop every afternoon and have a large lunch and drink copious amounts of coca-cola and the pace slowed down a little little bit so it was kind of nice that he was there even you may not like him well you could him i don't know him just the name alone just the name alone makes makes me a little wary but also why didn't you invite me one you're afraid of heights that's well documented to you would have died on the second day or maybe you would have made it to the third and then died on the third it was brutal thirty miles a day with like ten thousand but i would have slowed the pace jason slowed the pace the first couple of days ago would have been able to we never would have gotten anywhere those first days were still long at thirty miles i'm pretty sure i would have buried mary jo corpse under a pile of stones would have been able to market so that's okay an unmarked grave is seems more fitting okay well this is a big week on news af because we've been counting down the days to get to the this weekend's big storm area fifty one event a story that we've been following for months on the pocket the will you make it home back to the usa in time for storm area fifty one i am trying so hard right now to get home in time to storm area fifty one i know that the army's probably lou being up their guns put it an extra strand barbed wire on top of the fence so they're getting ready everyone's getting ready it's exciting are the french of hopped up about the storm area fifty one or you haven't heard a lot of buzz buzz but i might go out tonight with a sandwich board inviting people to take part in in a megaphone fifty one yeah both those things i think they'll react really well to that besides being american promoting storm area fifty one so are you doing anything special for storm fifty one this week i hope somebody's live streaming it because i will tune in your shower oh yeah yeah please you'd if if we want to be social media influencers and we do one of us needs to go down there and live streaming so the owner or the owner of the pages started this all he's completely disavowed he's distanced himself dennis sent he's admin rights over to someone else for the page these i got a team of lawyers lining to protect them against the body count he probably wasn't brave enough to erase the page completely knowing that the storm mary a fifty one dollars would come for him yeah because he'd be part of the conspiracy yeah okay wow there's a lot of stuff going on with the storm area fifty one so that there is a competing competing alien festival going on at the alien research center in haeco nevada that is he's having tickets where filmmaker jeremy kenyon locker corval is going that'd be screening some films about extraterrestrials so this is obviously the government's attempt to draw some people away try to yeah it's a numbers game enough warm bodies to push down that fence they can't stop them all yeah going to see them millions drew there there is also the alien stock celebration going on in las vegas that's the one that's sponsored by bud light that's taking place on thursday so i don't know if if you go there on thursday night and then head on over areas if that's what you're doing that's exactly what you're doing the question is how has logan paul and other youtubers and low level celebrities tapping into this to gain notoriety i think they've missed the boat they missed some other young up and comer is gonna probably somebody this is a great opportunity for logan paul you think oh yeah he's kind of faded a little bit he's still trying to do a second boxing matt and yeah but i mean what if he was the one that led the charge did he witness first boxing match don't know we all lost i wanna say he lost by decision and not a knockout out but like everyone was hoping for right so bet online dot AG a sponsor of the podcast one sports sports net has actually put out some prop bats and you know we can go ahead and wager on this right now and i do it live okay so they have three storm area fifty one related wagers that you can bet on right now number one how many people will attend the alien stock festival is there an over under over under under ten thousand five hundred people ball it one thirty odds over ten thousand five hundred people is minus one ten i think it's going to be the under under okay all right maybe maybe we'll parlay this and then see what kind of odds we get okay all right so we're in on under also how many people will be arrested in rachel nevada is that what your wife it was named after her family had never been to rachel nevada they just close their eyes in spartak loeb was that where she conceived her blood she's actually human yeah i will do some of those things okay the over-under under on a number of people arrested let me ask you danny what do you think what would you set the over under at a number of people to be arrested well as it arrested in general or arrested in conjunction with air storm area fifty one because there's probably the town drunk that yeah yeah i think it's in relation to storm area fifty one get arrested for trespassing arrested at this event a one hundred one hundred okay well the over under is only eight and a half hour yeah wow i have such high hopes we gotta take take the over oh i want to see the gun barrel smoking okay wow firing you don't want any way that you get hurt warning warning shots like hey everybody double its warning shot yes it's over with buckets of water and cool down the barrels and then the third bet here is anyone illegally access rachel military area thyssen okay so this is just to specify rachel nevada this week any wager place the after becomes a public knowledge will be graded as a no action okay so that is will anyone access the rachel military air you say no and i say no because i think these storm area fifty one guys are a bunch of cowards way to route me urge the monteison roof me i don't think they have the guts these men and women are cowards sealed away for me not to believe that that is to have one of them get past the gates right or multiple so that's our that's our bet right now we're going to bet area fifty one we're we're betting under ten thousand five hundred the people are there but over eight and a half are arrested and nobody is reaching the military yeah i agree the advantages i feel very strongly about this listen to this rob what if you were there and you're the only one to get in and you sauce some shit bro like let's see you're seeing like aliens like half a half kind of exploring baby porn out of their tummies and you come out totally get in you get out nobody's gonna believe you it has to be more than one so even if one person breaches all the barriers uh-huh it gets inside it's not enough yeah amounts of two or three witnesses at least one public notary public notary we need one sworn attorney to get through yeah one sworn witness like imagine like we show up there there are some celebrities the only people that get in and out our jose can saco ano- j simpson he's got he's got the arms for it you can single-handedly we remove sections of fencing yeah both have good yeah but i don't think any one of us is believe in either their stories okay all right but if they come out and there's like there was nothing there then we can be pretty certain that there was all right i'm gonna lock my wagers in here on your doing it doing it i'm doing yes and wait are we split in this what's going on okay well it's your money we're not i was going to say we're not taking any wrestling so the will anyone illegally access rachel it you'll military era it's minus one thousand so to bet fifty dollars that's we're betting fifty dollars to win five dollars is very very poor odds it's not very good yes oh you mean like even if we did split it where each getting a dollar and a half dollar and a half how do people be arrested we took over their betting betting fifty dollars to win forty one dollars that's not bad slid incite people do you lose the wage for the forty forty dollars danny well no i'm just wondering in a wager like this like what are you ready to forty dollars but what if we put seven million dollars down but you know what i mean like how how does this work if someone was to bet this way and then go out there and incite people to get arrested does their involvement somehow void the winnings they might make off the bet outta and also how are they going to even have access to some of this stuff are they going to be able to find out how many people were arrested is at public record really all you need to do is offer free beer so if you're tyson was put in a million dollars into this bet and free beer twenty thousand dollars on free alcohol guaranteed he's going to go over eight okay all right it's true so and you can only about twenty five dollars on okay because we're in next week we'll let you know how that played out how much we want and who does the lid might be blown off all of the alien and stuff by next week yeah we have to hold by the bet would be the least of arkansas and entire episode on just aliens yeah we already know aliens exist because i remember those fighter pilots over san diego oh in some news came out on that this week as well just today the navy said that those videos they authenticated the videos and also claimed that they were not ready for release deep fake fake yeah okay all right wish like wikileaks we'd get into some of that alien stuff yeah i'm not getting into the alien stuff yeah let's they should be focused on okay all right so let's talk talk about a woman who had a shocking discovery danny are you a big believer in your dreams means something only the best dreams made something my nightmares me nothing yeah okay right right well tyson there was a woman who had a dream that she s swallowed her engagement ring what did what did it mean let's go to a CBS CBS this morning report here's my story and it's kind of a head scratcher which is why i brought it up a san diego says she now takes off her diamond engagement ring before she goes to bed that's because last last week she swallowed it during a game she says yes jenna evans was having one of those that you feel like are two real they get that's what she says is she was having and then he says we are she and her fiance we're in a very sketchy situation involving a high-speed train and bad guys and her bobby her fiance told her hard to swallow my ring to protect it and she did so she woke up and then she felt she felt something funny in her stomach and she realized she'd actually swallowed the ring wow tyson crazy awesome yes i mean it's like i think we've all had that dream before where we have to p super bad and then all of a sudden we're standing thing in front of a urinal if you're like maybe she was a drug dealer in her former life you think so and this is some of that leaking through under a subconscious now this is from watching all those movies about what movies people swallow valuables and there's uh i think it's so crazy though but i mean if you ever watch like a TV show on sleep walkers they often do this stuff stuff like the guy who dreams that he's wrestling deer and goes to snap its neck and it's actually his wife and she's like stops and he's like okay it yes and only the moment of next snappy that she finally say it oh is it nano he was he wasn't wrestling ling her but then when he went to snap the neck he grabbed her head i don't think that's gonna play well in court he's like i would have snapped her neck had she not woken me up this is john rambo having nightmares yes it well now he sleeps in i sleep in separate room is on medication and stuff but also the there's a comedian mike bigley who talks about he's asleep walker and he jumped out through a glass window out a second storey sorry hotel landed on the ground was okay except for some cuts and stuff but people do like it does register with people that it is real l. to a certain degree and who's to say that it's not a different dimension maybe she didn't saver ring in a different dimension which is taking that somewhere crazy yeah yeah do you think that this is one of these like ambien zombie stories of it could be yes no this story does talk about ambien but this is very much like an ambien story you're saying reeks of ambien i could smell it from here all the way across the channel the channel she she in atlantic the okay this i guess it's a bigger channel yeah that is a thing also though we hear these like ambien zombie zombie stories about like people like they go and they like eat everything in their refrigerator when they're taking the ham yeah right you okay just making they get an excuse standing of a haywire did you eat everything in your frigerator am i i don't know it's so bizarre to me i mean my body does a great great job of paralyzing me when i fall asleep which by the way it sucks when your body doesn't paralyze you and you wander around and act out your dreams when equally as horrible when you're paralyzing and you wake up paralyzed and you can't do anything you can't move yeah that is equally as horrible i i mean you're not swallowing priceless family heirlooms looms or eating cake out of the fridge but it's saying we're able so wait you wake up paralyzed yeah i'm sure we've all had it still feels like a dream like like the nightmares and then you wake up and you can't move nightmare scenario it's usually because your body is still paralyzed so you don't act out your dreams but you're actually actually mentally awake is a terrible terrible place to be and are you a doctor no but i we do have wikipedia so i'm sure it does make me at least a nurse yeah yeah yeah i've had those dreams where you'd like have to scream for help and can't you can't move into like you're like i could fight back if i could just move if i could just move yeah but if you were to give me a choice over which of those two things i would rather have happened i don't wanna be swallowing random objects found on and around me when i wanna be eaten leftover pizza in the middle of the night no do they wake in the middle of eating or do they realize after a couple of months when they've they can't fit into their pants and this is one dollars yeah like it could also refer to the security cams you'd be like where'd my food go and you'd probably blame it on like the the grocery doc the grocery burglars or something like that they're calling card is they'd go in and eat everything out of your fridge even bar bite marks and fingerprints all danny should people keep their valuables locked up in a safe when they go to sleep they don't wake up and eat them but then they have to give their husband the code or somebody else the code because when they just opened it up in their dream wide open a safe in your like ambien sleepwalking state you could probably open it even easier than walking you could ask that if you if you took enough ambient and you could probably open other people safes it sounds like ambien might be giving people superpowers at least that's where you're headed license can i go back to the facebook post that the the woman that we learned all the so basically she she dreamt that she had to eat the ring and she went to the doctor and she got a bunch x-rays and so they got her out of the hospital and they told her that she could eat soup crackers alight sandwich yogurt so she demanded that bobby her husband take her to in and out in chick-fil-a which does not sound like that that was soup crack the light yogurt so he got her a double double mustard fried with cheese fries and a chocolate shake but he wouldn't take her to chick-fil-a and then she cried as she stuffed cheese fries it to her mouth south and then he asked for the ring do they get the ring out at the at the hospital is that what it is i thought that he had to feed her and wait for it to pass yeah no they treated during an upper endoscopy okay indus- copy happy feeling see just eight or feelings away but why what feelings did she still have what she's still stressed from the dream and the you you know the guys on the bad guys on the train you know what's weird about that whole eating thing that doctors probably like okay here this is what you can eat for the next twenty four hours she i said i'll go probably just go to out what do i know i'm just a doctor yes our knowing what that be always says now i only only got this tiny little bring out of your upper colon whatever anything how annoying it is to be a professional in anything anymore and you're like okay look at my eye and pink and he's like no i google that it's actually the super ultra rare disease and like one trillion times out of have a trillion in one the doctors right but once in a while he's wrong but when he's wrong oh man yeah neil it's real bad do you i think they got a side of onion rings and then bobby was like see here's a ring you can't eat this ring i wonder if this is some kind of like a subconscious conscious signal or whatever she was sending to her fiance yeah i'm gonna eat everything you give me an poop it out exactly what everything you give me turns stoop your love your time your yeah all of it i'll oh man i hope he can see the writing on the wall okay yeah yeah this is this is why we can't have nice things yeah all right well let's see what another love story and we talk about florida man tyson we've talked about florida woman we never talked to a florida couple until today a florida man and woman florida and woman florida cup ball couple were under arrest actually it was a pair of offense that they were riding bikes with no lights it's in the middle of the street okay it doesn't seem that bad they serve dangerous and had bloodshot is dangerous but you you wouldn't think that i guess is that unlike a biking while intoxicated well it's just public intoxication probably yeah and reckless something to deal with recklessness drinking on a bike in the middle of the night with no lights on new you don't wanna live no you'll get put in the back of a police storm area fifty one is is a place for you but i bet they don't eat maybe they didn't even get a ticket they probably just like just sober up for a little bit and let's get you harm or maybe they even driving them home so the authorities he said okay all right you too getting the getting the back of the car but what happened next was i guess unprecedented because that's that's when the officer noticed as he was standing outside of the patrol vehicle meghan aaron the the the purpose in question they took their clothes off and started to have sex danny when the door was open aaron was naked and meghan had her pants down you know what's it like to be a police officer in miami this might not actually be that weird this could be a good day in miami police officer so now that car probably is referred to it pushed into the bay this unprecedented has this ever happened to follow this is not unprecedented it's i'm sure it's probably happened before i mean you're you're arresting people on flock on a bath salts on spray was yeah the biking so is that a more serious offense urge to then turn the back of a cop car into a bone zone being wow they have your DNA yeah i have it all over the place yeah danny were they handcuffed during this oh that makes it all the better yeah right that was probably part of it all realized if i turn on yeah vertu it yeah cool though in the pitcher first of all how did they get a couple of mugshot like normally the do mugshots within two degrees they gotta i bet that's not the real people danny danny i look closely at it i think it's two different pictures but it's the same background and look how bomber i was so excited but i believe it's that's true i can see the split you right now to look at it my next observation is that she's suffered serious injury due to the bike crash while under the influence oh bike yeah i don't know exactly what happened yeah it looks like she either got in a fight right yeah she's earlier pavement he's all scraped up yes i mean a little scraped out up yeah that would hurt that your face the that is your face face yeah that's not a pleasant i mean that could have been man these florida that yeah couple of trading florida people aaron the guy in the couple also that as they were trying to get him out of the car he actually got away away at the nearby cold stone creamery got good they've got good shake so i can see why he might go there especially especially to replenish the proteins you're going to need it you know yeah running on that running bike riding famished listen they also tacked on an extra theft charge charge after they said he took the handcuffs with him while he ran away that's the thing that he ran that's cruel and unusual at this point you want to start you're gonna slap them with every got it and copy we tried to be cool we tried to be cool and you didn't let us be cool so now we're we're going to hit you with everything yes stealing a cop's handcuffs i'm sure is an offense yeah because what if cop issued handcuffs and then i i feel like they're shenanigans you can do with that all right that's the story of meghan aaron a love story a couple for all there's going to be a movie so yeah i think it should be a movie i think they're probably already is on porn or if they own the rights already okay a let's talk about the story of a a politician who was made it his platform to clean up a local park because there's been too much ch- pigeon poop going on in chicago park that's when he decided that he was going to do an interview with the local CBS to lauren victory to talk about what can be done about cleaning up the pigeon poop but as he was being interviewed that he was the victim of a pigeon defiling him live on television sexually no no pope wise hoopla you wanna hear their live report yeah okay here we go let's go to our local nick nicknamed the pigeon poop station we first told you about this messy problem last month so shooting a follow up to the story the unthinkable oh happened morning insider lauren victory introduces us to a lawmaker fighting to fix the problem who fell victim to it while cameras were rolling hopefully they'll yup pigeon relieving itself state representative jamie and dry right on cue he was just bad mouthing the book whatever's the my constituents they get birth there's something about news people and the way they report the news just sounds ridiculous so great it's like a what do you want to be while i was in drama i wanted to be an actor but i found out i wasn't very good at that well then you should report the news now but we'd report the news to danny so what does that say about about us i feel like we do it with a more genuine tone it's like syrup super-seriousness talking when sharing a story about bird poop yeah and the language they use when describing what's happening there's so much better ways you could approach this story now for for representative jamie and ron day isn't this the best thing that could happen to him tyson yes yes it is going viral and also he's just like i told you guys have been telling you the whole time when will you believe me i it's me then it's you then it's your children oh yeah bringing the children yeah where does it end yeah babies they don't carry these ageing space will not discriminate they will shit all over everybody that's what i chance they get everybody do we have any idea what is what does he want to do yeah i wondered about that when he talks about cleaning it up and spending by the way millions do so it sounds like i wonder if out here they have all of those sharp spiky spikey points does he put on places where pigeons might sit and loiter you think from all over the ground and everywhere everywhere discover the entire parking spots it's everywhere yeah wow yeah that's extreme and also dangerous to humans as well yeah but yeah do you think that there'll be any barbed wire all your fencing leftover after storm area fifty one this weekend for the pigeons man i don't know five in pooped on twice i don't know if it was my pigeon or a seagull but it's happened twice signs thanks good luck yeah yeah i've heard that did you have a good feel lucky and then one time a bird pooped on a sandwich i was in the middle of a actually told that story i have lotto tickets for tonight tonight so i'm going to go out and chase pigeons around all day long hoping to get shit all sounds like you just go straight to this park yeah yeah but i don't know if i have time you think i can get there today AM get shit on before the dry sounds like it could also amazing that guy the biggest problem he has in his entire district is this that's pretty sweet deal deal that's a good area that is a nice area to live in if you're like well we don't have any crime except for crimes against humanity from bird the birds are pitching crime this is never happened to me but i think i would be really devastated if it did happen never been pooped on by burt oh never never you know i i've gotten pooped on in my hair i've gotten pooped on clothes a lot of times it's not a big deal the big deal each it you can go in the ocean but if you're not if you just wipe it off you just wipe it off and then you kinda just like remember to not touch that area and also you look disgusted gusted rob i'm just i don't want to be pooped on by anything happening if you see any dust floating around in the air that's that's my poop poop you're getting that on all your breath and that is not the same thing though tyson that's that's one of those things that you can ignore because it's you can't visually see it so much as like a juicy fresh pige interred it's true yeah so there is a lot worse would a different would a different bird be better you grew up like the eagles bigger duck is bigger poop pigeon poops are relatively small compared to those you're choosing a bigger turds better story organ let's say you got to choose the bird let's see you got to choose doesn't like this i love this let's say what something else maybe equally is disgusting so we've covered all different candy cane flavors every year it's like a passage of time no every every fall tyson i we get a pumpkin can spice latte is back and then there's always a hey guess what new gross candy cane flavors are out this year this this is the part that i hate pumpkin spice candy cane i'd be sick like this is how we get in the news come up with gross new flavor yet dill pickle i first this year pizza candy cane tyson i would try that but i think pizza pringles priority has the pizza it's a flavoring unlock yeah think so yeah i think so i mean sugary how do you even make a sugary treat tastes it's like pizza we don't know candy sugary why can't put salt and make it a salty savory creation but a candy cane is like ninety eight percent sugar like the texture of it though all of it is based on the sugary of it ties and if you're making candy canes one hundred years ago candy cane technology has grown exponentially over the last century really just showing my age right now you are probably they've been one of the fastest growing areas when it comes to inject tell this comes by way of the candy cane in company archie mcphee oh yeah there nobody and now they're trying to get in on the candy cane game well it's working it really is we're talking about autobody they have mac and cheese candy cane and also another new flavor for twenty nineteen danny kale yeah saying here there's something called clam in col- l. clam and cole c. o. l. yes zillow for naughty kids know cole is tyson you you use it to brush your teeth with now charcoal yeah it's good for so lamb and coal is legit mix here yeah labor things bostonians everywhere are gonna have whiter teeth and be so happy that they're clam chowder is now a beloved candy cane flavor typo typo clamming coal can't be right they might have a clam and a coal candy coal flavor while yeah very clarifying that activated charcoal that they used because that would be a real seller yeah so after a heavy night of drinking and drug drug use and can take the coal yeah that would absorb everything in your tummy and be fine i think it's designed to could they call this for a naughty audie person no yeah i get it the naughty that's how that's how they're marketing wow i said how many of these will you be buying and and what flavors if they're super cheap and six dollars or six dollars for six ooh i mean as a joke doc gifts to people probably i bet that kids will eat them not even knowing because i'm sure they're still sugar-based so they'll be like these kids would notice notice you think kids would notice okay then how many are you going to buy for your kids to see if they notice this year probably zero k i'm thinking is era how many is gonna buy because i'm no you don't do the shopping for any of that is true you did nail that one right on the head yeah i'll tell her about it maybe she'll get a pack like you said as a joke a hand kids until now that's what i'm saying it's the new harry potter beans it's like a it's like a harmless prank you can play on your kids is it harmless though or is it devastating in the future they'll i mean it's not a toothpaste oreo right and you're not going to jail cat whoop sandwich yeah yeah so it's below that it's a harmless prank i think okay all right one more before we get to danny's bowl tall and now this is one that was shared in our group af facebook group you you can join at facebook.com/group/podcastbeyond a f- shared by one of our listeners dave westwood and he he doesn't cite the source what the what the periodical was but it's the story of a missing woman tyson missing woman from from iceland do you want do you want some of this story or should we just read read from all read it but also i did hear of a link to this there's a link somewhere of the story but this is just a screen shot out of a newspaper other three-paragraph news article oh yeah it's perfect does from the ninety s it's from the ninety s no it's very easy to picture of microfilm microfiche they said my the what happens in our facebook group is that we get shared a link to the story on a newspaper website it's rare that one of our listeners take a screen shot of something local newspaper dave westwood was just enjoying signing coffee oh you found it but i'm going to still read the three paragraphs here do you want to how old the story is how old very old according to the research i just did all right tyson tell the story look into this tate what how old is now i'm getting two conflicting pieces of information what's up dave westwood on the podcast tell us what's going on but tell but go ahead read us that's the story that was shared with us missing woman mystery solved a group of tourists spend our saturday night looking for a missing woman near iceland's l. a. canyon only to find among the search party the group was traveling through iceland on tour bus stopped near a volcanic canyon soon there was word of a missing passenger the woman who had changed clothes didn't recognize the description of herself and joined in the search but the search was called off at about three AM when it became clear the missing woman was was in fact accounted for and searching for herself okay you ready to hear this is a real find yourself story yeah okay so how do you think the story is old and you made me shared i'm ashamed you fill shame yes this is a new discovery you're discovering yourself in the story about self-discovery three two thousand twelve so i feel like that in some way that the process of us looking for a new story but finding finding an older story that we didn't recognize i think that now let me explain yeah this story has some for some reason been resurrected elected yeah and several new sites with september sixteenth and two thousand nine thousand nine as the date maybe it happened twice no this is the exact same story same canyon it's cursed yeah this is very strange same detail search called off and then here they even review two thousand twelve i'm so mad yeah so it must have been a slow news day and they're good story for a really funny story story from iceland years ago having talked about iceland recently we haven't talked about two thousand twelve ever because nothing important happened then this this is a strange story because a lot of people were tweeting about it that's how it is though like one news outlet shares everybody's like that's ridiculous they share it without checking the date eight like i did but on the newspaper clipping there wasn't a date to go by so i just had to share i just had to read it and i had actually somebody else had mentioned mentioned this story to me this week listener that is also my sister in law here's like hey i just and i was like oh i already saw that we'll she probably do it on the podcast and the pitcher of the printed media should have been a clue because print media has been around for years now you can't get the USA today at a hotel if you in the morning we're only if you visit the nicest hotels all i'm saying is this is this is very interesting interesting thing it's exactly as tyson described i think someone somewhere having a slow news day they resurrected a story in the story at least here on news dot com dot a body body yeah they kept a spotty reference that it was an older story and then people just continually tweeted it out and then the details got lost until it sounded as if it happened up in just two days ago so you think that it's a case of plagiarize news danny now they a true orey yeah they reference seal their story and they reference friday but they don't reference which friday so weird is they're not really enough news just that you gotta go back too much news and it's just hard shovel through and all yeah all right so maybe CBS get into d. h. coming up next let me think about thank our sponsor for this episode of the podcast those are friends over at sharper image you bring you the common i'm in comfort 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tyson's direction when we hear this i wanna put out a whole album is there any listeners that want to help me produced an entire album of covers and you could record them in different languages yeah do you want to reach a global audience stroke we should i should do it at tire fritsch album except that i don't speak french well enough to even get it out up there i can do a filipino one i can do a french one i could do a little bit of german and if you had if i practice like do an entire german album yeah okay sure i by the german one you think so i'm all in on the german one not the french one you wanna talk about tyson's for the whole we'll just real quick tyson's blossoming career as a pickle ball player tyson i noticed you posted some stuff hell yeah i went to my first tournament third place third place say not novice category not category no sandbags there you're correct yeah and we would have taken second if they ran if the format was double elimination like they said in the beginning they ended up doing yeah they ended up doing a round robin because there weren't enough teams there but if they had done double elimination we would have been second place not third okay i just want people to know that i knew before things really took off cake so who do you play with tyson you and your brother in law my brother-in-law and being tall is a big advantage pickle ball i noticed that both of you guys were giant's probably and your plan probably covers the entire record yes exactly and everywhere we went everybody was like you guys are both tall and i was like so then i started telling people that before they could say it themselves every time we'd go do it every time we go to a new court with a new a new umpire line judge whatever you call them they'd be like wow you guys are tall tall team that's good will listen if you don't want people to bring that up or talk to you my is to paint your face i thought you were gonna say to be shorter her painting your face like how just painted and or random the better and no one will talk to you they'll be terrified really really yeah she got those photos to wherein tommy bahama tommy lama shirt to play that's why people talk to you the tommy bahama's are very l. shirl she'll you paint your face you wear all black and maybe some doc marten boots do you he do if you do clown face paint you'll be left alone yes angel probably win a good strategy okay yeah what's your team name style points boys okay i noticed you were starting to hashtag that's why asked would win in a pickle ball match between tyson you and your brother in law versus danny and christoph of one hundred percent in my brother-in-law yeah how about you and your brother in law versus jose could say going big foot big foot tall bigfoot is tall but i bet that he doesn't have the eye hand coordination that he needs to really slam some kill shots okay all right i just wanted to i just wanted to clear because i noticed that tyson's started down that path and windsor for pickle ball now yeah and we need to recognize each step of the way that we can say that we knew we were there and he was just we were there in the beginning we knew he was destined for greatness yes okay now now a quick story okay oh that wasn't the story i mean it could be the problem is you guys we covered one of the stories i wanna talk about what we didn't actually cover the story was in the list of his in the lineup and that was the one over the interesting comfort animals european animals as seen on airplanes rights and we talked about the woman who tried to bring the peacock yes it's reaching a boiling point the emotional support animals on the plane i think it already reached boiling point and they've started shutting stuff down ya yeah but that's that's what i thought too until i saw lahore some of these animals the horse was recent and by the way the horse was first therapy animal so at at least it was an original therapy animal we're talking about people bringing turkeys yeah i hate people the turkey turkey's are disgusting a kangaroo okay the kangaroo could carry you around in the pouch i could see a therapeutic gigs would be like a weighted blanket pouching away so the value more moist probably more moist in there that ideally a baby crank through very easy to transport you just sort of rob look at the pictures not not small and what you get a new baby kangaroo every pouch you would think that of all of the emotional support animals baby kangaroo would be the most ideal for a plane that's true you can put it into little pocket in front of your seat the bay became route goes into the magazine pocket a baby anger ru aw a woman tried to bring a squirrel but was denied nobody wants to squirrel it could get into wiring tiny little spaces the pig was disgusting it was was actually a hog the hog would cause me a lot of anxiety like now it's like you might be calm and relaxed but you've brought a hog on i am very anxious a mouse a hamster c a rooster but this story said that she flushed her hamster down the toilet after tribune told it couldn't go on the plane so that she couldn't go on the plane with the hamster so she went and flushed the toy the hamster down so she could still catch your flight that's not you're not dedicated to your animals that is easy a rooster was allowed and then you know what you're doing you're agitating me danny animals i got on a plane once and there was a german shepherd that wasn't a service animal sitting under the the legs of all three people on the isle i was like if i were on that row and there was a german shepherd sitting under my legs i would just be like no get their our own space i need all of the space that i paid for there's no room for horses these aren't transport ships crossing the atlantic these are tiny little airplanes that barely early fit humans and now you're bringing on pony yet get on a slow boat to wherever you're going to do therapy animal you also need therapy boat to go to you know not a therapy both you have to take a not even an ocean liner shipping shipping shipping boat where you have to like hang out with the crew and stuff you know where seeking charter you can get on shipping boat that's going somewhere and it takes three months to get there yeah and you have you know what is allowed on claim what what your therapy drugs drugs yeah and they don't get anybody's way the train would you be okay with all these animals on a train danny no no a greyhound oh well yeah yeah because i'm never on it no but trains are actually pretty nice if you've ever been on amtrak bat an animal car on the train yeah and he could go check on your animal that's a good idea or you they have one card dedicated animal and you have to stay with it and all the animals are there that's when you cable all less than when it's like okay so your therapy mountain lion is going to hang out with the therapy gig i like this now we're doing like like instead of smoking sections doing therapy animal areas cordoned off with glass yes some hey thrown on the ground yes so you can sit there erin watch as a voyeur just like be so excited just can you imagine somebody's misery when they're like that i was the only one that was going to have a therapy animal but now there's another one that bothered by it how they sound tyson do you have a therapy the animal because that was a perfect impersonation now but the therapy animals just bug me because it's just a way for people to be like look at me i'm different or or the transport expert their animals to transplant exact and then they're like everybody wants a weird pet these days never bring jazz i might bring chaz on an airplane airplane maybe you're you're turtle tortoise yeah it's not a turtle it's a tortoise sorry and it pretty small right now so i think you could just put it in carrier put it in the overhead but i wouldn't claim that it's a therapy animal yeah kangaroo i can't get over this kangaroo karua huge rob right right i mean there's been a lot of talk about this over the years of like what officially licensed to be like us at america buick yeah yeah what if you what if you could get rachel licenses your therapeutic animal then she could just get on for free that's true that is very true when when my wife used to make us bring her dog on the apron with pay for yeah you have to pay for it unless you can unless you can get it qualified as a therapy animal rob if he would've gone to a doctor ben like this i need this signed the note and then it would be free and save one hundred dollars tway oh man okay who's putting out these stories danny is is this the airlines for all the complaining passengers say like hey at least there's no pot belly pig on this plane oh yeah they're trying to say hey look this is how terrible your flight could be but it's not so stop complaining in anybody with animal allergies has to get off the plane because they're like oh you have animal allergies well then you have to reschedule your flight it's it's like well okay this is when you're finally prioritizing animals over humans in a human environment a giant i am flying tube in the sky on the picture of the pony and the woman in the pink appears to be crying and then he'd be like oh you're ponies not working get it off well no i don't know if the pony has hers she's got it's hard to say if she's involved in the pony thing but she she's crying because she lost all her legs base to pony yeah that makes sense yeah i mean pony vehicle and it'd be nice to the pony would be nice around the airport because 'cause you could carry all your bags it saddle it up and just like walk it through the airport and it could carry everything for you that's kind of nice yeah that is nice one flight right that was all the animals basically you could bring like we talk inside noah's are by slob flight what are we the all animal flight yeah where you just have just got our little picture next to the reservation plain that's sort of like already like like do for not worried about it yeah retiring it yeah they're gonna retire a claim it's got it this spirit spirit airlines have got a great idea for you if you start to just crash and burn become the animal transit line just every just every single animal all just allow become the animal transport leader you know everyone in anybody that's like on a no fly list for rambunctious rambunctious behavior is about on spirit heirs to and then you've got the market cornered where you're like oh you got kicked off an american airlines flight for telling the stewardess that there was blood all over your seat when you sat down you could call their great marketing opportunities call yourself like noah's ark of the something like that we hear it spirit airlines are there for you who wanna take exotic animals wherever you go we are the noah's ark of the sky he and have joe exotic as their spokesperson showing that he's in jail well i mean that means jail time yeah okay it's all it all happen airlines dot com uh-huh danny would you ever take your cat on a plane no i man who's taking care of your cat right now i hope somebody is no of my mother-in-law is house sitting for you yes she's all sitting through all your stuff because he he he knows that she's just rummaging through all his stuff us jessica rabbit poster why does he have figures every night gotta crawl t-shirt and me and rob didn't get cruelty shirt from your brother in law i don't know but liz just yesterday was upset that i brought the cruelty shirt paris no you should be running in that thing all of your instagram stories shouldn't crew 'cause his kroll is pretty much who you are they're going to remake it eventually dan you're going to be you know a dark crystal just came out on supposedly is awesome and i tried watching it with bergen but she was too scared of it even though she loves the original film my little girl loves the original to it's weird yeah it's very strange just like right on the cusp hospice creepy enough but not too creepy not creepy yep all right tyson you have any reviews for us yes and buy yes i mean maybe because i have not opened the uh-huh af dot news is the link if you want to subscribe to our news af podcast we appreciate you subscribing describing even if you get it in the RJ p main feed because helps more people find the shell when you go ahead to news af doc news k. here we go okay man we got we got a lot of them let's see christmas is came early okay here we go yeah we got three of them do we wanna read all three no no no yup five stars by jeff probst seventy four that's probably the railroad him one of the best shows on the h. AP appea- network i wish that danny like tyson had a greater role in the rha p extended universe also i wish that db theme song was on youtube so i could be so it could be listened to in all of its interrupting gloria tax you can make that happen right yeah we could make a music video oh wow that could go vow would go viral the virus when are you coming up to utah next movie and they come in arizona when when are you coming to arizona which would be a better background for that song probably knock this is yeah maybe got to area fifty one the wild horses forces we could go out to the desert and have the wild horses in the background and try to bring on a plane do it on a plane there's lots of good places where we could make this let's make it happen tyson in some outdoor sex furniture without a doubt were did we have to check the app i haven't yeah exactly TBS coordinates so on the app seen i've discovered a new outdoor sex furniture for a long time i gotta start keeping my eyes out for that okay okay so okay that was it we've got two more reviews to read next week as inter back danny would say states of america next week yep finally finally he's he'll be eighth and sandy back with us and every be back with they're supposed to be for the first assignment couple of weeks coming up next week on news a f- we back next tuesday with that you could follow at tyson apostle astle see what's going on with all pickle ball adventures dan poker and poker going to run it up reno in about a month month right less than a month dude three weeks three weeks yeah three weeks going to win some trophies this time all right sure ben second place i've been final table multiple multiple times i've not wanna trophy there yet this is going to be we're gonna massa yes all right the bryson is at danny bryson listen and you can follow all his ventures as well at any price in a anything else daniel you're gonna wear the crawl shirt out to tomorrow marl please just washed it so it's ready to go get some bids in the cruel shirt all right okay yeah at least one and and thanks so much scott saint-pierre for putting this together to have a good one bye we get it guys zip code arabas podcast is sponsored by our friends over at truecar every car comes this share of stories that ding in your bumper when you never see picked up a first date that luxury package you've got after big promotion or the mile you save by riding your bike like all summer long and while you can't put a price on your stories now for truecar you can at least find out what your car's worth when it's time to sell it or trade it in just go to truecar and simply enter your license plate number watching cars details just pop up then answer a few questions navigation in moon roof watches they bump up your car's value high mileage already knew it was gonna cost you but now you'll know how much it's gonna be in your wallet so you can plan ahead and once you're finished you'll get a true cash offer sent in minutes which you can take to a local certified dealer to cash out trait in so when you're ready you experience to sell
Season 4, Episode 37; The Lit Nephew
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That's the best podcast if you didn't fucking know okay, if you ain't listening and fucking rocking to the drunks, I'm a fuck you wife long dick style and that's non-negotiable off everyday life. Like, you know, oh, hey. Hey. Yeah, it's always the fuck off and now it's so hot. So going to bring back and fill it out and drink it off. That people don't want a McFlurry until we just let like that. I see you. I see you movies and getting through Thursday one thing. I gotta say y'all have to scroll down. The smog is so didn't bother fuk. Yo. Well, that won't last long. That's not a problem. You should be concerned with looking at this motherfucking table. Don't even trip. Isn't lasting you my television off. We got more. Oh, yeah, that's that's that's that's light work. I can do you mean I don't know see I don't worry about we can you write this one off. It's a 1 minute. Okay? Okay. Okay. I need the trip now. We we good now cuz look dead. Oh, yeah share. Obviously, you know. all right, so just the part is gone. Problems good. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's let's let's see when you get to like the three minute Mark see what's going on with that be off if I'm home. I got your van Jones and Juan Cena baseball going up. Okay, just didn't just had to I just need you to dial in yet. Magnesium been all my life. all right, so What everybody's Friday night would you drop bombs on mobile night-night Rico? No, stop touching touching not allowed enough. You're in between two Mike's. I mean everybody's catching this shit already Max. Well Friday night would you draw comes right here to drop off Chromecast man got a special just in the building, you know, some say he's a singer something. He's a rapper. Some say he's a tweener. It's just more of a content creator and he's he knows more than one way to make it happen. We got the one and only little nephew got the home equality in the building's good man about you off. All right, man, last Saturday midnight. The album drops first impression. So let's get right into a man. Why'd you name it? The first impression? I just thought I was a great type of dog breed name. All right, so I know there's been other projects before we're going to we're going to count this one as a studio album. Yeah. So I always like a mixture of other more makes this like your first studio album release. Okay. Now that first impression got a little bit more weight to you know, I'm upset because you know, we met made posters. I mean we we made the mix, but we didn't make that up. I feel it's gonna hurt a little bit. Well, you know shit what it was like back in February. He came on the show. Yeah, he's talking about got a prior project coming Thursday, October, but you know What why so long for the delay. At first it was like I thought it was ready last I was really coming soon. And I just I don't know it was Sam was working news want to put out yet. I you know, I see it was also. Like I wanted to shout the easy not afford to be a question for you already. You said once you guys singing on the last seven tracks the Palm this is ready. You know who singing on t z Oh well, yeah, it took a while because like I said, if I would have at least the early know to me like oh turn up tricks a civilized. I got to a place where it was like I need to touch, you know, Iraq situations. That's when you get joke. therefore, you know So let me ask you this back in February you thought you was going to drop how many tracks you had done then. that made actually made it probably like just walking duck. Watch the game cameras right here. Just walk you. Thank you. All right. So so then you turn around and final project ended up having how many tracks Seventeen so you did like another 89 more traffic home. And I was actually done in August blue just makes me a master quality great room. All right, so It started to collapse man. You got on the album. I have your shout out to Norm. You know, you're one of my favorite song. Okay, OK Google. OK Google sing. It shows on your value would be Yeah, since we talked about you about that song dope as hell man. There's one thing we going to do today. If we don't normally do right is because typically when you go on social media, you have to put your disclaimer out saying you don't own the rights to the music off right click. Yes what Niger who own the rights to the music and then the bill that was some birth month. Among we're going to play a little bit of you about. They're walking dead. I hope you don't take it off off off. Thursday Thursday, I know. I'm just letting you know the public schools until you took off for you. So and I do this goddamn wage getting dragged on that. We won't take a drink now. Everything was right to leave home. So should you go we're going to create a whole nother vibe. Got that first one always gives right. Hey, man. Hey, man. Okay. Okay, you shouted out camping shut the fuk up. So. Let's get into a little bit right? So you robot. How you come up with the concept? I had to buy but the time makes sense, you know Interstate. But anyway, all right so long. When you reached out to Imani. Did you already have a verse for her to sing or did she just come in and she get her own verse and y'all did the session together now actually we did with the song sent it over to her. She said the track, you know this the one yeah, right. That's the one that should be like a video. That should snow. I'm a hard negative, please but listen, well, you got me you got me for like we just want to stop playing around. He was like yo, he said, oh the ship was hot still wanted to check came on. There was like, oh, oh, yeah, like if you take you you really different in a different level in a different gear and you know, so she's dope em, don't put it put it mildly right? I'm going to play the play the intro to one of my favorite songs located to that page if you want to get married one of my dog I I like I like that image off. I got a question for you. What made you decide to balance? Like that was that I was built like it ain't too too much wrap. It ain't too much R&B. It's like a nice blend. So initially it was well, it's really a double sided right? It's like a frat house. So if you notice I tracked in the drinks and to the right so from 1 to 9 is a rep so that was my main goal because I am going to page. I want to be labeled like a rapper and singer show me artist. Yeah, but that definitely true that you got your actual artist cuz like Jones is tough man, and I can't do that. I know you yeah. She woke up came a long way from your story somewhere have a one-track. The people are in Box Meal. Send me the link sent me the link. So on the link so long Google stream you should fill your pockets up Sir speaking of which. Album release party any pharmacist lined up by Marie. Okay. Can we got we got like a pre-owned you got any dates lined up for album release party right now thinking November 7th. I know you had the pre listening, you know how long it was recording it was off night for us, but we didn't record so they never tried a couple of them to their fashionably dressed and a lot of energy. Who influences you musically? No, not you know I say Jacob Chris Brown Craig Bryson tiller song Glorious by the biggest one. He did that. I think she's kind of like first one really did it. Yeah at her level. Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, what's your education now? Okay. so Deerfield I do you know, why do I be prepared, you know, cuz clearly anybody else got a note of it so so one of us gotta play that part is he said packages wait for him to get over. How much real quick do you suck it right back out of it out of the Seventeen tracks man, which one was your favorite to record which one which session was the one were you was like? Yeah. I told me I'm not going to lie was probably the snatches relaxing. I was home. I was during the day to help out for the energy of that. So, you know at least a little bit of laxative man's guess my understanding off off off off off off. off off The information that you should fire cuz you know, I like this this remotes. We had a it's been a while since we had this movie makers around we recording but we used to I see I think is with like a smell of shit things like, you know, somebody's dead, you know, you did this, you know, I mean things get that screw face know you even touch me crazy. Yo, what's going on, bro, What's good? and Camden I went off. What is your what is your real mode? When you want to do when you go in there to see what you do is the RV that you focus on or is it hip hop looking for? I say focus on RV because I just started making our Nissan probably like five years ago wrapping is more natural more easier cuz I always wanted to be a rapper. I just could always a lot of cats can't differentiate between the two thousand package that you are ready feel comfortable with with the singing part over this more or less. Like I'm a Google feels natural. It feels like this is what I can accomplish in this image and his job. Well, that's why I actually I now follow a question right? So you said you said you started doing R&B last five years. What made you want to start focusing on that you said you could thing but what was the point where he was like, you know what let me really start doing this as well. But now it was always a month plan. Like it was like my pop used to like I still need like still an educator. Yo where you rat? Make sure you sing to like try to send it to our senior hook like a nice thing on the hook or something. You know, you just think so, it was always investment my shout out to you. I was never I just wasn't comfortable with it, but I just wasn't 20 Parts down. People drop them off to us. And then just all right. Yeah, like sure you wonder if that's typical. That's typical nigga shit right there. It would you drop me to all the keep that ship. It was right around the corner, but Going to still is like but as far as RV is like one type of like really like was like I practiced probably a lot more before I started recording cuz I just wasn't comfortable with my voice and all that. So you feel like I feel like you've kind of found your voice vocally now so, you know, what works for you wouldn't work. Okay for years now. I got distracted sell like the Old Masters not reading any of this month. Let me get right to like so one thing I wanted to tell you right off is that you know how to operate within the music right when it comes to album intro is what sets the whole Moodle intro will make me not want to play the the rest of the album album swag mean like intro you had a chance. Yeah you blew the interest right when when was the tracks on there man? Like when you when you change the money and Cadence up on it's like Dead Issue Foxwood one of my that was another one of my favorites, but that was that was you know, I know you that was you you being you so let's walk let's do our due diligence. That's like the people here. Let's go off. all in your own home video off off off off off OK Google off off off off off off Off off off goddamnit. The kid is so talented. It's sickening how good he is. He's just doing the real effortlessly. Let's make it easy Tunes. He's touching it shows knows what he's doing. So let me ask you this real quick, right? Are there any it's a two-part question right? Any artist locally? You want to work with that? You haven't worked with who stars in a nasty. What did you get them both on the same track and give me to do with meat is meat off the show. You going to be mad if I do that needs to be bad man. You told me he retired making me mad but it's going to be like Bravo see them for like five years. He just heard him fuk with it off the acquired the production wage, but I have yeah, I was fifteen I was and I'm going through like all the Beats. So what I would do find one you like whatever when I was talking with I would email it to myself like the email to add attachment. Yep. It's 20 30 man. Yes. I'm really good man, you know, you know what, you know, you know how you're able to do. It just it was drunk home right now. I'll be DJing for a little bit but I'm good. I can't think of it was a closer walk. Yeah, but this is how I knew anybody had it, right? So he came to the Caribbean idea was only going to do right. So I'm going to do something for Pennsville high school football team. He said well as my dad wasn't home my dad, you know the midget Penrose back did this shit and it was planning on trying to figure out there at the games for me to talk about what you know about who you know that you always say that we go no matter how you don't No elaborate last this is he's with a Lemon Squeeze makes things that keep you buzzing. I didn't hear the buzzing part, but the talent may I help you man? Suck my bulla loan off know you trying to listen you drink or you know, what get you that we know yeah could get us there keep your bus and cracking the fuck off. You know, when you you know, what you want drink it'll get you to are you going anywhere from? So fucking you got it you drink before 800 you want so as though like we we probably like ninety cents we go ahead and with their home city state line. That's what I'm going to do. Just like the message in it. It's just crazy. You were talking about a lot of snow. Where is Church Street? Maybe they look down. Okay. Well, but even though she and I did a video for this on YouTube app. Yeah. I've seen the videos the baby gives the baby being so I could put it out, you know, you know, I mean, I didn't write laws different. I just made my whole life signal sound like right. I mean, so I made it my home to wear but but but there are some producers would be like, hey Megan, I need parts. I mean, that's true. I'm not getting paid off. I do that love music just like the flex a flash flashing like crazy actually saying like abortion more attended off need to produce a bit more tender and you could I pay for the first person. Okay, that's good. First Studio release might as well pay for those beaches. You can really complicate things off right now. We going to go in there. Reduce. Is it like you know, he tells more milk than one more night City co-produce where I had on there and then you know the album cover you got the wrong area seeking need to be no, I co-produced as I had the idea. I know like sonically what you want to hear. I know what I wanted to hear. I know everything that I wouldn't I just couldn't do it. Right did he walk you but that didn't when you do anything it wouldn't producer. Yeah when you get when you get with a producer and y'all can I can kind of connect and you can kind of explain shout-out milk. Mm. Yeah, you know, I've seen look on there a couple of times what's going on in the building as far as jobs and like co-producing like I can think of a beep but I won't know how to make it but you kind of know which I know what I'm getting here. I know how you you can describe the internet or what. All right. We don't go on a little bit of Shell City State of Mind. I broke off off off off. I guess the day off off off off. Ira let's talk about it man this talk about it cuz you talk about a couple of home we doing here and it was all different sides or something might have been you know, you don't know. What what goes into your mind frame to write a song like that talking about? So the initial the initial idea was saquon sales. I need to solve wage but it sounds like you know, so then I didn't know what direction I was going to go towards. I just know I was wanted to talk about stuff so off of course me being an ostrich it was you know, Empire State. I mean New York city and state pardon. Pardon. So yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm so glad you got the New York State of Mind, you know, it just had to fill to where like he felt like he was in New York. I mean whether if you're not from New York, I felt like the beep to be kind of like a had a more FAQ. Is like a darker tone to it? And it was I who did that be? Oh, you don't know this thing. I got it. I heard it. I bought it. Okay, but yeah, it was like I had it since I knew it was for like I know I had to just this is my way to touch the older crowd like the computer that was performed. I mean you smoke yourself you still going in the track. He was like around 9 or the ogs was gone. Just you and your crew and it kind of left you all the dead movies dropped the ball you had to fend for yourselves. Yeah, basically had to raise each other really like we held each other accountable. So it was like if I know you doing wrong I say something to you might not like I might scrap a little bit like a little bit but we still going to be cool. But at the same time just like it's going to make us better. That's helped me and my friends are that we hear you when you came through you can't do before you know, you had Ed. You came through real world rapper like you had to authorize and you know, I mean your squad was backing you real hard to tell me how long we might get you that. Like I said, we we all got something going on so we can't be there for each other off. I got stuff going on, but it's important that off as far as when I got to Like the message as far as the message I wanted to send this off is like if you from Salem you understand everything that I'm saying you want to know exactly what I'm saying far from home where you going to sell it and it's like if you're not from service like me take you get you going on. Let me show you where I'm from. Yeah exactly how long it'll take me down Broadway and like explaining Eastside. I'm explaining Church Street Trish Roberts Avenue down the whole movie more. I'm going to give you a small taste of what I come from did exactly why I'm so imma play another drink right bro. So to kill Dixon even have you on the line. Oh, that's my brochette. Yeah, and he didn't he said Thursday. The versatility in this album road too much talent lit up on that crack speaker that we say and that's my favorite track like so upset. He was with me when I was when I was in Georgia. We needed a lot like we did we worked on a lot of music met a lot of people that you know, help me get to help me get to where the where I'm at now to where I know them things than I did if I would if you did one. Yeah, if I wasn't down there they go. Maybe they were type of exposure. Yeah. Exactly. I'll be honest with you that's needed. Oh, yeah box is needed sometimes because when you go somewhere that's nowhere near like what you're what you're around frequently it helps you and helps you get in tune both physically and from production wise sonically that okay nice sounds do work in other places, so I can't so I can I can explore these so what I'm going to do is I'm going to play. Tonight is my favorite song, you know tomorrow. It might be a different one. You know, that was my main goal. I want to kill said he the most ngakak manager, you know. Yeah, we need to get our all-you-can-eat. He got so many know my age. Well, he got me so many doors just talking like this. He's not afraid to network and that's when he told me the connections. Yeah, he told me how to network because I mean well one thing is like the person you talked to today could be a month. They can be in turn five years from now. They could be running on yeah vice-president or something that I mean, that's what that's what you told me. He was never scared that that were dead. And you don't come from up here. We ain't going to be all like to believe you lose you but we've like man I'm going to get on my home page down south is completely different. All right, so It's my favorite song, but you're fuked up. And you're going to tell you fuked up. But what we going to let it rub off off off off. Yeah, like I said, I'm tell you why you fucked up right because then people to fucking fire you do a little motherfuker 16. I'm going to need you to go back. I'm gonna need a deluxe version or a bonus track to come out where you turn around and you go on that tractor regular body that shit. Because because literally right the great part about it is just write the crazy part about it is just right. So when you when you listen to the album as a whole collectively right page here a lot of things you hear the sounds that people are accustomed to today you hear your own creativity. What when when I when I first heard that, you know cocaine was sitting on my porch, right everybody. It's like 12:15, right? Everybody's in my crib watching the fight. And when I heard that drink his when you get the old way to start you got me off so but like that's a that's a joke. A lot of people say I had to something about, you know, do the people what they want. Which you did wasn't a I don't get me the shop for you. It just wasn't enough off like, you know. I've been flopping. It's not there's a difference. So I got a I got a month. Let me explain. All right, so I just finished recording snatch. Oh, okay. So you all you need is your snap off now? I wasn't outside. That was my session. So it was me my cousin Daquan. He engineered a lot of tracks from there and my gold mod, so we in there like I got like 30 minutes look so I'm like yo my cuz know my cousin was like, oh, let's do a challenge. Who's yo, we don't freestyle. We got ten minutes to record you got ten minutes to refrigerate after that. It's whatever. It's supposed to be fun. If that's one pack solution. Yeah, it was it was just supposed to be that it was supposed to be like a fun little like we didn't plan on dropping it or nothing. I was like everybody came from like everybody who heard it off right now, you gotta you gotta put that out there. Hey everybody. I played it for as I go go off because it take you from Mike Smith to jail coffee style dedication to you. So breaks it down until it gets repaired for what I'm talking about like wage also got it was a few here and Engineering. What was the according to be designed it would then late night? I only came and he started rapping he started driving and worse off here in Hawaii like as soon as well as humor I want you to do I want you to send that that raw, you know, all the verses sending that shit Ringo. I need I need at least three months then be is tough. That'd be tough. Look corny said it's got there that Barbershop thought that was a great that was a great movie right in the album to where you could sit there and you can sit there and be like, yeah, I'm relatively new and relatively young, but I can give you everything off. It's a one-stop-shop. Yeah, actually balancing your arise main. That was my main goal. I wanted to it was I'm not going to lie. I wanted to please everybody I wouldn't like like I said before the last month it's going to be at least one or two songs that everybody's going to fuck with something like everybody's going to fuck with something. If you don't fuk with it, then you're deaf. I've been Army like yeah. In that you probably think it's going to be something that you want. So that's what I'm going to do is send over facts and R&B side. We will attract 12 that's down want to play a little bit of that. if you want to sing a song song song song song To place you should not have you know off off off off off. your balls off off off off off off off. Thursday I get out of pocket for like a job and I think it's always doing Jesus Christ off somewhere. In fact, I've got home and that we won't play it, right? Okay. All right, you're like we get we get we get we get off. She is dope man. We got like a motherfuker interview listening party energy in this building. It's a good it's a good time man. Life is good. Life is fucking good. That's great. So you did. Okay. So here's what I'm actually right. So we're coming up on like a week now that the album's been off what's been the the response you've been getting from people obviously on this line. We've got a lot of positive feedback but realistically like has it been all love everything all positive. So what's that? What what does that feel like right when you sit here and you took you took your time, right and you put together an incredible body of work log and you release it and then you start filling all this love man. What's that? What what's that highlight? hail goddamn it may all of working is to make it over and they like you want me to look at the investments into it looks like working from home. When you were just showing you listen to your tracks while you got a great question you put on your own music off right in the bedroom. I said, look I said look now with this one yet because it's still new state of myself home Focus right now. Yeah, I went on Hiatus. No, no, no. No I'm saying bro. So you said you had you had performed while performing? Okay. So I had to see like, oh, yeah. Okay. I had to see if it works. Okay. I'm right what we trying to bring these RV makers in the summer off. but but I missed the Bell but we're going to drink all that shit because cuz cuz the first impression is making a lasting impression. Oh, yeah, you know, I mean, I'm just saying that the person making a lasting impression the only negative thought well since I had about album, excuse me was I said the you said the bar to a freeze up? I get you set your board. Yeah, I set my bar but it's like it's what I do. It's like like I said like this is the first impression. I know I well. All right. So the first month so the first impression drops October 2020. When was the last one was? What was the last mixtape drop? It will. They were twenty-seven this year the 1919. Okay. All right. So are you are you in a state of mind where you're going to constantly put out your body to work? Or you just you just kind of sit back you let life happen and then you come up with stuff not no more because I feel like I'm going to I'm going to wait in the space. I was actually I'm away. I'm like dead dead, uh to want to keep holding music, but you know, so it's like so now you now you in go mode. Have you are interested and go get it all it's been a long time coming. So now now off, you know shouting mere days. It's all gas. No brakes all gas. No brakes. I'm here you another one of my favorites yo, I definitely I definitely want to hear a track. Would you and with your opponent? Cuz I think that would be crazy yet because y'all could y'all couldn't really Yucca Yucca ping pong on the R&B side and then ping pong with the rap size. But I definitely look forward to that and then you have a niggling started to come through and just like really like the icing on the cake. You know what I mean? Like I mean, but like I said, it means to produce that drink they should be at least reduce it because he's got a sound that appeals to everybody like every like to me at least got a lot of should come just like I already started working on next project. You've got your message just got some that appeals to everybody. That's like there's no way you can't like it. Okay, like just like the snaps. She's like, I mean my boss told me I still look right. Oh you okay, so she named him like he was not like that girl that you like taking her from her man off. Like I was like, hey, you know what you say. It's not like that. It's not what you think. I was down. There we go. So what I'm so so because so what we did was right wage. Shout it out. The whole mirror thing all gas no brakes. So I'm going to play I'm going to play summerella Tears which is featuring Mia dates and you let me or go first. I thought it was only right. Is the fact that you killed me? Oh, that's right. You know how long it took probably isn't or as long as it's I'm in the wrong place. Off off off slowly almost everything. Kind of fighting to keep up with it like everything's okay and it won't see a regular. Almighty God. I hate so many people off from lack of low-wage. God dammit. He did it again. I'm sick of this boy. He's just too good anymore spot off. Yo, so all right. So one of the comments that came through on the live feed right maybe saying when can they expect videos videos? Are you what do you think about doing videos for off work now right. Now at first it was like the checks that I was like figured that would be like strangles. Yeah. So what did you think was going to be the same page? Thing that I thought was going to be single, but okay. So I'm I'm I'm a Survivor of fact, but you know, you have to numeral I I put no pressure life crashing you but you have to you have to do you about your Vibe lonely or you really I'm going to play lonely life was it was absolutely crazy. If you could get snatches out there. Yeah, it's nice video. When you that be a crazy video want to be my name, but they don't want the other side on other side, right? We played down tonight now got a lot of yeah, you know, it's crazy down there way better than I expected it to. Oh, okay, like I expected down to be like, but those are the lawyers are the best things about being an artist and being creative right? Because you never know how certain songs are going to touch people. But I went down to be something that like cuz like I wanted something you can play on your aux cord or something that you would listen to headphones I expected down and when something that you came home for like we use making chili like oh but you know what it is which thing about it but keep in mind I'm honest job like like we do we go to church I go like this is like, it's all that now tell me this right, you know, a lot of singers be having like the people like that's my favorite song right the whole crowd everybody listens, right? But when you ask them, it'd be a whole totally different song maybe like, so what is your what is yours? Like usually like I'm going to take a little bit of pressure off. Put that question, right? What's your favorite song tonight or this week? Cuz you know cuz you know, you might say something your favorite song and then you know next week you might be on the old another dead man. I feel like I put I put myself in all these songs like that. They all could be a different way like whether it's like song like if anything like they're all personally like the hospital at the moment. Well, that's that's the beauty of the Artistry. Yeah, I feel like Late night be a little different. Well, here's what I'm going to say. Right I ask you. What's the next song? You want me to let them here? Definitely that's that's a song that that's a symbol and it's completely different from everything I've ever heard and and did it off the one I co-produced. That's the one that like we working together long about this executive leadership. Yeah. It was like grow up my video game idea like this how I wanted to sell like like I play them. This is my field so you can so you gave him like a reference track with some type of energy that you was trying to either mimic or recreate. What was your reference track for like Look back at it cuz it's a Jersey Club song. Okay, look back at it. I was like look back at life better in some reason was not going to turn off the OK Google play late night. We going to reconvene off portion of home. Suck suck suck suck suck. Just suck suck suck suck suck. I got a real quick, right because if you need it, if you need a business finish it you're in the right place. We make dances on time all the time. You're going to give him a call late night off. You gotta relax long. It takes like you know, right is your Amazon Spotify. All right. We'll get you. All right, man, little crazy. We wanted we wanted this moment people. We wanted this moment right now more than anything. We wanted people to feel it. We want you to get in your we want we want to be able to get make rules but we want y'all to feel it because my bull put a lot of work into this you put a lot of energy he put a couple of dollars in this home. You put a couple I'm not I'm not good in that day. So like they don't understand. But anyway, we want people understand like like you did a you did an incredible job putting together this body of work and like I'm only scratching the surface really because you really gotta visit kind of joint. You gotta sit here and you gotta listen when you got time to listen this is this a great road trip album because you're going to see like if if you're if you if you know, you got like a good two three hour trip, let me throw this thing on and let me get all the way and gulfton, you know, I mean, let me let me let me log Here and give my ears the pleasure of enjoying what's about to happen? You know, I mean so you did you definitely without a shadow of a doubt you did you think man this thing is incredible man the first impression Bridal It Never Karate off. You know, we are going on the album that you pointed out like fucked up, right? So I guess the track from him. I didn't know he fucked up on until he told me like before we went on air only be able to show, you know, I I sent that to you. So here's what here's want to do, right? Cuz Uncle Rico. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She been shopping you out. Yeah. So here's what here's what I want you to here's here's what I'm going to do is get local but nobody else seemed to me as well. Unless you buy the loser. I'm not believing what he said. But anyway, right bumper ego. You wanted people to understand right? So anybody who's been fucking with us, especially for season season 4, right, you know because because you need a different type of way because I am artistically artistically, you know, he did his thing but then he still Incorporated pieces of what we do in that so I'm going to play that real quick on a different. I'm a Virgo birth birth. Yep. Cuz it's perfect because we didn't pay for that. We would never got work and that was an RV, but I want to I want to I want to shout out one. Shout out Friday off the basics, right? He said to me he said he's a big that I did not want the intro for you reached out to a couple of people and the first my father who came back was something that was Liddy was you. Thanks. I held on to buy two days president. He was chilling out on that joint and it was like okay, you know, you ain't got off the freeway. But here's what I will say is this right first and foremost brother-in-law graduations on the first impression. Secondly man. Thank you for the intro course she's going for thank you. I appreciate you currently off. You know, man you are you are you are you know are bonding or connection is different. So like video games like well, we we're not worried about you know, we're actually right because Every now and then, you know when you have people who are younger than you kind of come in behind you right as a man personally when you're on your journey right off. You can't guarantee. You going to make everyone underneath for you better. Right? Right, if you can reach one. Yeah, you did something. You know what I mean? So that's like boxing said I might change the world would I'm a spark plug changed. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely absolutely. But what I was alluding to earlier right like you turn around right? Boom not only did you do your own thing with the intro you took you took pieces of what we did to create something even more brother like nobody has ever done that So when when we initially heard it, right, so you sent it to you sent to the Uncle Rico right? Uncle Rico. Let me hear it then all three of us herded together and I was like, I'm like, you know, what outfits would this minute because he he ain't in some day, you know by every day before like listen to seasons one through three, she'll knock on the cats. Anything because we had we had cats who gave us who gave us fire intros, but like, you know what I mean, but when we talk about you and we talked about this this should have family to take time off to just take our audio, right? Yeah, like you're literally was told a whole new full of Highway did and they knew was he was interjecting which you did and then we took a masterpiece from it. Like I don't know. I mean, I mean, it's like anybody anybody anybody who is this song? Listen to the audio, right? If you can listen to the audio for season four know what it is. You know what it is quite a bit with us. Probably able to assist January there. We got three came on a show in February. I was right there. They sent me a member. I mean, I'm not I'm not going to play the intro again what we're going to get another piece of the first impression. Yes, sir right now offer a loan. We're going to do a little bit of loan off. I'm thinking away morning is dead. off-white really like this page so they took off and Off off off off off. Suck suck suck suck suck. Thursday first of all, first of all, like like like like like let's talk about additional different level, right? So That was lonely. It wasn't all the song but I gave you all enough of it cuz I probably was longest track on the album. Yeah, I was longest track on the album, but it's off so much. Oh, yeah. Yeah that was chopped up to Perfection by the way, but what I will do bro, oh, oh now you suck. You suck. You suck crazy for this. So what I will say, is this right man? First and foremost, right? We want to make sure that the motherfukers understand right? We we give you your flower fully acknowledging your talent and we appreciate your Artistry man. Thank you, brother. Thank you for thank you for chopping it up with us. Thank you for you know, he's always loved it's all pleasure seeing my pleasure man toilet here. So, you know, I mean we're going off. So what we are doing some reason we're going we're going to we're going for one last shot man, and we just want to make sure that we're going to pull one last song. You just played. Okay? Perfect. Ladies. All right, my friend. How about we say connect. Get asked you the chance to really got the niggas off. Turn off lights on the right you're going to start with perfect. And then you can look I'm going to show a perfect like no, you ain't nothing wrong with our father Ado here is the perfect interlude. Off off off off off off. Off off on these sites. I never liked the way home. Yo, as long as we get like like voted assuming is you know, and we go a little bit of folded off like, you know shut off tonight or like wet dog. Thursday Thursday, it's like really good because no way Jose Jose. What part of your life you know, and I took off and she's off. Hey, what am I going to do real quick? Right? No, no, no no real quick. Just what I want us to do real quick in here everybody that got a piece of this song Everybody gotta not not not right now not right now give me like 5 minutes. Maybe like maybe like to give me like 2 minutes maybe 2002 many quarterback, but here's here's what I want you to do, right everybody. Every everybody who felt at least one track man. Let's do this. Let's let's do let's do this artist your favorite. Let's plan for him and let's give him this reservation and he deserves congratulations. Congratulations to the nav quality man. Thank you for calling body of work man and every breath they make sure you got something y'all cups. You're going to do a toast real quick. I'm going to wrap this up. This may just be because we live naked y'all live off off off off off. Is off off off off off off. Suck suck suck suck suck. How can the children watch they don't they don't make you where you go? Make it Hey listen, man. You gotta do something to us a big favor man. Big favor man. 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Don't think you're going to make it but we know you're going to make it man. Thank you for everybody who was here with us. Thank you for everybody was active in the live, man. Y'all the greatest man appreciate y'all God willing to be there next week Thursday forecast.
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"Hey what's going on? I'm Rob Cicirino back again to talk with you about the most interesting news stories for the First Week of March twenty twenty here on news. A F- wasn't its own crystal. It's about to be news. Who's makes death? Is Tom for some actual? Yeah that's right. We are back once again with news af here to talk about everything that's happening in the world and of course very excited to bring in a man who is now podcasting on a new laptop for the first time he's a PC man. Mr Tyson Apostle. I am a PC man. I switched made the switch today. And it's so far almost the same radio. Yeah well I separated from an apple which I still have so I guess I really haven't separated yet and little Mac book thing And so far. I have to say that they work. They both our computers. Yeah that's kind of my synopsis of the whole thing. This one was a little bit more bang for the buck and we'll see so far so good so far so good man. How do I sound like let's sounding look great better than last week? Yeah Your Voice. Sounds deeper more Ridge- Ridge great intones coming from everything is everything is great man always looking for more bang for his. Buck is Mr Danny Price. Danny how are you? I'm also working from a computer right now but if I was looking for Bang for the buck. This would not be the computer for anyone why. Yes cautious it's an apple so I paid twice the going rate go horace lower computer. Yep IT already bogged down once while you were talking to. Tyson can crunch the numbers to indicate where the next golden ticket will be found Weiss as fast as my commuter at least twice as fast at least the I went to a local middle school production of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory recently was it has weird is the original movie was because it sort of followed the plot of the Johnny Depp Film. Yes but they did the musical numbers from the gene wilder film musical. His friend was in it and you had to go because his friend was in it. Yeah and the Color is worthy dad. Nicole was working. I took Both my soul to go to the on a Saturday night between we bought three tickets for the middle school production. We had a hot pretzel a water and a bag of chips. Fifteen dollars for the night. That's a good Daddy L. The Gilbert Good Outing. That's cheap yeah. Don't hang these Hamilton. Overpriced tickets find local middle schools. Doing support support the arts on the ground level. You know that's right. That's right so a couple a couple of weeks ago and only one of my kids got freaked out when they were in the boat seen day. Oh my gosh. It's the best boats. Oh by the way Supposedly no one was told during the boat scene with gene wilder was going to do and the fear. You may see on some of that. Children's faces was real because they were really getting disturbed by gene wilder nowhere. You're going that part. Yeah he was just like if you were a kid and that would be freaky. I don't know if you add lip they but they did not let those page in their script and probably not. I heard that they hadn't and that it was for some Disconcerting might be. It could be an urban legend of course. But it's a good one could also not be. Yeah and just thought you know like looking at gene wilder in Willy. Wonka cost you on the boat would be you know. I would be uncomfortable. Fish Kerry but like a ball. Sonic how good is sonic been doing? Did real good crazy good. Yeah all right so not. Everybody feels that way about Jim. Carey Tyson. I think they do well not enough to keep their dollars in their pockets. No Yeah I mean if a movie comes out people are going to see it. It's one of the few industries where you can just churn out garbage still make money All right so one story has really captivated the hearts and minds of news AF nation and the Internet. Yes the entire Internet Tyson. Over the over the weekend that we were inundated with mentions bombarded with one video. That people seem to feel like they're really hit home with. Yeah Danny's a former love. Danny is recovering hot soup addict for us. A new listener to the PODCAST. Who's found us? Recently welcome aboard but our co host. Danny Bryson is recovering. Hot Soup Addict. Danny how much hot soup did us to consume day two. Maybe three times a week I needed alone in my kitchen. He measured by the Butler. Yeah sometimes with bread bread bread. Bread Bowl I never did the bread bowl but I would buy a bag yet to dip into some of my hot soups and I was pretty much addicted hot soups until. I saw this video October. Two Thousand Eighteen October two thousand eighteen. But it's making the rounds exam so we were hit with with the with a video that came out all over the place. And you're saying that this is not a new video. Danny so when you guys texted me we were so excited. I could send it through the text messages. Like oh my gosh. There's a hot soup star story Danny and I was like oh I pulled on my pants and ran down to the computer has like dude. I can't wait to find what I can find about. How on your pants? I thought you hold off you. Know took my. Pi took my pants off kicked off. My shoes broke out the laptop and I researched for a new hot soup bar story plunged. Google Search Yeah exactly close all the image searches. I had been doing premed already. Just came up in your history. 'cause you like taught and then you know how it finishes like her. Can I find hot soup a little clock next to it? That's like you've researched this before. And Anyway I. I'm almost one hundred percent certain. This story came out October. Two thousand eighteen unless a guy who looks very similar to the original story from two thousand eighteen is a serial hot soup bar violator and this is a new video of the same guy wearing the same outfit eating from the ladle. I mean if you're going to be a multitask offender you should wear the same outfit. It actually is a good idea because then it throws everybody off like me like well. This is an old story. This guy would never do twice. But it's like his fourth or fifth time. Dude is zoomed in enhanced to see if it was actually you in some type of disguise. Oh Yeah if you're watching the video you should be able to disturbing to see this now. Yeah did you not warn people before this is a man at the hot soup bar? He lifted up gets a not one he gets like two or three four like mouth on ladle then puts it back And I think he goes in again Doesn't he yeah he does in the commerce says it goes in twice by the way. This video is the video that broke the spell for me now after this. I went to my local hot soup bar and I asked the guy at the Deli counter. Hey these cold soups you've got are. They made from leftover hot soup and he said No. And I said I'll take five called soup sequel. One hot soup now. I was just like absence then. I hate them myself. Microwave which I imagine just pummels the hot soup with microwaves and kills all the germs. Anyway it will add Aso. Yeah it felt like I was doing my job to protect myself from people like this guy. Do you think this was a stunt. No was this guy like with whoever filmed them in like. I'm going to go do this. And just film it and it's going to go viral now. This guy view brochure asked him if he knew it. Yeah if you knew it viral was. I mean now in this day and age not a time to ask but if you ask them what if you knew a tick tock was. You'd probably think it was a game so Tyson. Do you feel that the reason that this clip has sort of reemerged and has sort of become super-popular again. Does this to tap into everybody's very afraid with the corona virus right now that there are people going around and tasting all the hot soup very raw. I don't think so what I think. Is that just the right account founded and shared? It ended up being shared again a lot of times. That happens a lot where we see a story that happened a few years ago. Get shared by for. Don't you can't even come up with a pub? There were a bunch of them that we've covered over the past five. Start sharing stuff and then it goes viral with these college kids. Yeah some stories are just too good to protect before they were alive. Yeah self serving. So this is what happened. And it's fine because this needs to be shared because it it's like one of the most perfect what not to do videos that we can all learn from But there's people that won't learn and Sneeze Guards not enough. What you need is some kind of going to do anything here the IBM it's IBM microchip. Blew the guy that played chess IBM blue but also give him a Milwaukee's imitator where they where they put their no. You can have like scientists. Put their hands in these rubber gloves that are attached to the wall and then distributing the suit and then has to go through a conveyor belt to exit to the one person approaches. My thought was inside the circular. Hot Soup self-serve yes. There is a a I that watches. Everybody can when it sees you taking hot soup like the guy did it. Zaps you in testicles? Okay so mine is a different approach. Because mine's a fully enclosed room glass room that's perfectly sterile and inside are all the soups and in front of all the soups. There's long rubber gloves that are attached to the wall. And you can stick your hands into those gloves scoop down dish out your soup. And then set it on the conveyor bill. Which Jackie late from the little glass room and then you go pick it up and SLURP I'd be okay with that. Yeah that's a good idea. I think it's a great idea. Is the soup come out? Would not in a container? In that scenario you know you put it in a container into your hands. Yeah because I use the word ejaculate instead of yeah. This is not a great word to use in this situation too. Okay so yeah. Just exits the room. I mean that's I think implies that like a high velocity no oh the conveyor belt Scott move traffic so it depends on how many people are. There IS ONE OF THOSE SPINNING DOORS. River door yeah the revolving door that way. This might my local hot soup bar has also a self serve salad bar which I've never even dared to get near Because if people are doing what they do with hot soup yeah I imagine that People are doing all sorts of things to the been salad bar. Yeah for sure I try to take stuff. That's from the back. I'm but maybe everybody's doing that. I'm trying to like go what you're all the way to the back and then uncovering the top levels of lettuce scoop up the bottom layers but there's no way no. Abc Dumping New Lettuce old lettuce constantly go in rotate asked watched the hours of security footage. And then just find. The place is fast forward. Okay the top left part this brand new fresh ice touched. Yes yeah okay. You don't need to do that you just need to. We need to do is create an APP. That's paid for APP. That notifies you when when you hot or hot soup hits the second it hits the Trough you notified little illegal ties into a vibrating. Your phone gets Super Hot in your pocket. Burns you say oh my phone size Amazon. Earning tried that Samsung tried that a couple of years. Maybe that's what they were working. They were hot and they didn't want Steve Jobs to know but now if they were doing Steve. Jobs listening on your phone Danny and he knows now what? Samsung was up till. My Gosh all this stuff is listening to me constantly. Yeah it makes no sense Mike. My wife that they're all tuning me ally. If I'm happy that some of the devices are listening today. Yeah you're the you're slowly moving into the perfect market or the sexy assist right like aw. I'll say like hey guys are we. Can we clean this up? And nobody answers me guys skies. Call Nicole Nicole. Nobody I whisper. Something ended my breath and Alexa is like I'm sorry I didn't quite understand that like I was talking to you. At least somebody is like paying. Yeah but it was comforting. Yeah Daycare Block a rob right in to operating system. If they would just be like nobody hears you but I hear Ya abroad. That's all we're taking rob would be sold. This is like half the reason why I do a podcast. At least I'm hoping that there's some people even if they're listening nine point five x at least somebody is these words hurt by somebody like me and Danny are listening. Real-time yeah appreciate the nine point. Five exits like Alvin. Yeah to get through a lot of people do I mean when you turn out as much content as the RHA trying to get through these to get some good ones. That somebody else made your. Arse isn't good this this one is good the rest the rest of the stuff you know maybe goes on too long these real. I saw a headline cereal. The podcast is trying to trying to be sold for seventy five million dollars Tyson to the near. Oh my God. I'm not going to buy that. Yeah even if it was even a fraction of that why would you buy that? I think they know they did one. Good season than they did. Two garbage seasons that nobody even listened to the full season. Look at how much they pay to get cats made. It's not unrealistic things. They would buy cereal for that amount. They're throwing that amount around to get emoji movie made. I know we're going to get some backlash from the Creator. Yes my In the visionary. I'm trying to say hats is going to get on my case. What I'm trying to say is that if you even have a little bit of a hit now that he can demand a lot of money. 'cause they're all frantically searching for something. I mean Rob's whole thing is think you'd probably command of what one hundred million? I don't think that's unreasonable. As we sell for a hundred million. Who's going to be my agent Heison? Yeah I will good. Let's let's work on that so I'm GonNa get a twenty percent go news af is you don't have to work because we were talking right before we came on about how. Danny had an issue with broke with a broken ski. And you knew like the complete like right angle that the any needed to talk to the customer service. People Dude. I'm a people person claims he's GonNa get a free set of skis before me. No I said Geez. No I'M GONNA come on and claim the same story you claim. I'm just GonNa do the approach that I wanna do that. Spoken guests at a ski quicker. What happened the Danny Skis? Any okay. A little teeny tiny spill and Brooklyn of his expensive skis. In half just floppy so danny is going to be like. Hey I took a little spill. It was hardly anything and I broke the ski. I love your skis. I'm going to say. Hey I didn't even take a spill. I was just like you know taking some turns in some fresh POW ski just like kind of folded over what happened yeah. Harbin would skied is folded over while. You're taking a turn. Yeah keep going. I mean it says believable as you taking just not even a heart crowd. I have footage of my crash. And so there's no denying that the gentle crash broke my. I don't care about that and I'm just going to be like. Hey so you know. I got tens of thousands of followers on Instagram. Influence or the cynical ball influencers on twitter and just really loved it. You know I'm GonNa do the discount tire approach where the you know. The Old Lady throws the window. I'M GONNA Tomahawk. My Ski through the Front Window of their office. I could. What brand is ski is it? It's Kessel Skis. Oh Okay Yeah Kessler man. Well they're expensive. You know what that is up. I think he was very busy. Good he does really say also that I would be familiar with the brain. No sorry Chesley. Swiss Swiss brand. Maybe French French percent on that but yeah so Tyson. Go ahead Yeah give me those free free skis. Know them there for me. Okay Yeah Good Luck. Yeah I'M GONNA put them down my garbage disposal tag me like wood chipper great land. But Tyson's going to do garbage disposal. Yeah that's what dude. Why doesn't blend tech and the other company get into garbage disposers disposable? Yeah Yeah I don't know but I do a lot of stuff in my garbage disposal. Grinding up all sorts of weird things like how is this working? I don't know if this is GonNa work and then I turned it on and it all goes away. I don't know where I don't know what's happening to it. Put My hand down there. Those blades very sharp yet. They really aren't dude. But and they're like on a hinge swinging thing. Yeah our exceeded man. Yeah it's mad I aunts. Yeah so Tyson. I know that you are a customer service expert. I sure am you were your services. Were not required for a ninety five year old who was living in Japan. Who was complaining about a broken gameboy which Nintendo replaced for the ninety five year? Olds the Greenwich original original original Gameboy Dude. I had an original Gameboy mint condition. Not but a few years ago and I think it got some heat damage or something So that'll shame. Shame this story could be about my dad. He doesn't play video games but for some reason he got so into the game boy tetris. This person got into Yep. He was a maniac an absolute maniac on that. Would you say this is the most you've ever respected your Dad Australia successful businessman well beyond anything I could ever do but man. You're so good at Tetris. Yeah he would play in. You'd be moving so fast. I honestly had no idea how he did it he think. Do you think that like in the future. They'll be like what was the success of all your business and he was like well. I Winston Churchill's I always slept here and then everybody who wants to sleep in is like did you know that Winston Churchill actually slept in. Yeah he's but he went to bed really late. I don't know I'll ask radio. And then and so this is what's going to happen as well one of the reasons a Craig. Bryson was so successful business. Wise is because he plagiarised tetris really well on the original game so well because when you play Tetris so much you start to look at the world as like okay. Yeah this is true this compartmentalize. This goes over here okay. Oh here's another problem and Chechnya's about trouble shooting and Crisis Management Danny. Let me say that I- sniped to people on fortnight and got more respect for my kids. I would have if I pulled a baby from a burning building was as if I was like the biggest hero. The they couldn't even fathom how an ancient relic less such as myself could kill someone with a sniper rifle and four. How did you play fortnight? What is your medium Redeem Xbox? Yeah Nice so yeah. You know in a hero. You're a modern day hero like I can't. There's nothing I can do to improve. My standing in front of my boys is free listeners. Out THERE SNIPER FOR HIGHER I. Yeah so tetris. Let's go back to this story. This is great. Uh-huh wait you don't want to hear my fortnight story played. I downloaded it onto my nintendo switch. Now let's see what all the hubbub is about. This is like I don't know a year ago and there's no like tutorial or anything to start the game just throws you in. You're like I guess I don't know what to join all joined. This campaign thing puts me on this flying boat in the middle sky. A bus and I'm like Oh this is cool. I can hear people talking but on the switch. You can't talk back so I'm just like oh I'm just going to carry a bomb gal this thing so I just run and jump. Meanwhile there's like some twelve year old kid who's giving instructions to everybody on the bus. I have no clue what I'm doing. I'm just pushing all the buttons on my controller to see what they're doing them floating down to the ground I go straight into the heart of enemy territory and get shot while this twelve year. Old Kid is yelling curse words at me and telling me I deserve my death because I'm such an idiot. Yep then uninstalled it from. How did they decide? Who's going to be the leader of the mission is just? Who's just whoever's allowed us to say the most hurtful racist things did it was gnarly and everybody was like yeah serves him. Right is an idiot. I was like I don't even know what I'm doin guys. Better things to do watch net flicks out there. I turn off every possible way of communicating for my kids and I still stay awake at night imagining that they can hear horrible things coming from the xbox or from their switch. Wow you don't think it was one of your kids. That was my little girl was plane. What's that switch game at super-popular Smash Brothers Okay? And that she. She's four years old. She was yelling. Damn Damn over and over and over again and I wanted to correct her. Because that's what a parent does but at the same time it was so funny. She was screaming at the top of her lungs. I'll tell her later. Where did she learn that word? there's I mean there's really good chance she learned it for me so I don't know if I'm the one that should approach her about language. Maybe Sam lives in there to do some moral instructing. I mean you're the one that taught me this swear. Words are just words that somebody made up so that was weird. You had come to that conclusion yourself but they only have as much as you. Can you give to that th- right but still you know when. Say Anything mean to me because those are powerful words really did actually hurt especially when it's like a young kid and you're like I could give this kid a swirly right now if he was standing right in front of me but here with that you know the Ethernet protecting him. There's nothing I can do. Yeah he's He's shielded by ten cadrillion. Bits of information. Exactly Dude so man it was. It's a horrible feeling. You know the the good thing is if you guys want me to tie into the Nintendo stories that this ninety four year. Old woman playing Tetris. She'll never know the Hutt That anxious terrified feeling which to Ford night. Now I do too late too late too. She got the Gameboy also. But I think what's interesting about? The story is that according to the article on Comic Book Dot Com. They say that the Gameboy began to have problems at the same time that the woman's health was deteriorating linked. I know that's what that's what it says. It says this was. She was on her third Gameboy and it stopped working just as her health started to decline ties if you think it was like an et when they had like that. Yeah or pod percent yes. Dying and this gameboy symbolic. Her health became her in a way. I think they both fed off each other so I think also if her health deteriorates the Gameboy is GonNa start flickering too and so. It's just like totally symbiotic on both both hands. That's incredible because that I think the first documented case of machine in humans cyborg with games to do. This story was all made up so that the daughter who is seventy years old could get a free game. Boy She wants a free Gameboy. Mom My mom loves this is ninety five kids. The daughter is seventy. Yeah so it's not. When he fell she had a daughter. Who's twenty five? Oh thank US doing my math so wrong. Why were you thinking I was eating fifteen? Still this is why why would not be crazed Il seventy years ago. It's yeah yeah years ago difference. We're different than yeah. Yeah so maybe this is just a scam. Her mom wasn't at all involved in the story. She's got Dan she's still her. Mom's Gameboy broke. It wanted to do one story. My mom is dying like she doesn't even know. What a Gameboy is could be. I'd like to see the grandma or the mother. Play the Gameboy. Just verify that that's really who wants to come in with like. Hey here's a brand new gameboy just just shows. You had to be sixty five when she got her first game boy. And that's crazy sixty five year. Old Planet Gameboy. Probably so price seventy. I WANNA see a video of this ninety five year old women playing a game boy with today's newspaper and I want it to me right now. Yeah immediately but you get a petition dot org on this case. Yeah okay. So NASA has announced they're accepting applications for new astronauts Tyson. Is this appealing? To how much do they pay us? I don't know I don't think they talk about it's for people I feel. Danny you're always going on so many adventures. How about Mars? I love to go to Mars. Oh okay they'll never pick me. Why Guy Thinking in that the helicopter. That's true I actually. They measured nausea in space by GARNS. Good Yours as a senator. From my state home city Utah went to space and never stopped puking but the minute he got up there and so now they measure your sense of nausea in garns like five garns or two guards or eight garns seven thousand anyway. I would be like ten Garnsey entire time. Gardening all over the place. I don't know if I'd be great for space. Yeah okay I'd like to go. Well I will apply you will sure they never pay price asa by two famous. Well now you know I was about a Guy. He was like a navy seal and mit graduate and a whole list of achievements. And I'm like okay if that's but I could be like the regular teacher lady on the Challenger. No you know who you are. You're the light light hearted guy who dies. I you know like always tell me the aliens and Mike. Yeah you guys look nothing even here snatch snow than the sharp tail. The alien goes right to your chest as I'm like hitting the punchline. Just Perfect Yeah. That's a you can be. Maybe offer your services as that. Guy Beloved Guy and I can. I be beloved guy who then like changes more to like the hero as the story progresses where I finally like buckle down and get serious. This isn't a drama de Tyson Straight Cy. Fi you're going to die right away in a gruesome manner. But it'll be quick right. No it's going to be painful. You're right it will be painful. It'll be like eating live like yeah where you get like hoisted up into the air and you're like stuff's coming out of your mouth. You're just saying he's being clammed into my abdomen and I have to be kept alive so that the eggs can debase. Jesus nightmare why. I don't want to go to space anymore. Yeah actually getting a little turned off Ziadeh. That's the guy asked by two thousand twenty four land on Mars by the Mid Twenties Thirties. I'd love to go to the moon would be awesome so wait middle to mid twenties. They're going to go to the moon. Twenty twenty four moon in the same cruise. GonNa go to Mars ten years later going to Mars. I'm the I'm not sure if the moon is on the way to Mars. Yeah I I think it is at some points. Otherwise is probably not yeah. We're in on the moon. Let's go to the moon. Yeah let's send in a Joint News Af Moon application together. We're almost as good as one. Yeah nobody's ever podcast from the moon before ever. I don't think so dude. We gotta do this. I have seen because you know we have a hard time with delays just between us out of the moon. I think we're GONNA have a couple seconds and it's just none of her jokes are GonNa land. Yeah podcasting will be annoying but together. Danny we're going to have a red time. Even if the others are like two stuffy because this then we can be the funny guys because we know that there's a moon is safe. Yeah for now and then unfortunately when we're up there Something will happen on the earth and will be stock and eventually we'll have to eat like whoever dies. I love to be consumed by the others. just locking go wrong us no of course not. It never is yeah. We'll be fine. We're GONNA be fine. I think we should go to the moon and I think I will actually figure out a way if somebody can send me what I need to do to get there. I mean I feel like there's too jokey guys. We live a little bit longer right. Yeah we feed off each other we feed off and we tell you guys together and it's kind of like Oh. My Gosh. Best friends dined together. It's not as gruesome. Also this is. We've always talked about being shot into space. Nude in a Ma'am brace. Yes now. This is actually the step to get phil filled like a man. Brace nude and every orifice Cran with alien eggs. And then we're on a trajectory back to earth boy slowly spiraling crevice is really becoming a thing now with yes aliens. Rob Have you aliens. That haven't impregnated every orifice of every human body that they could find they lay eggs salience. These ones will do. Yeah okay all right well. We look forward to pivot from that to another story. A story about excruciating pain. That was the condition of the sixty two year old ex-marine who just broke the world's record for planking eight hours to of planking next next next world record our next story next story. Why do we have knows guy like this? Talk about this guy. Are you kidding me? He's probably had a surgery where it remained arrive. No hard back. Books put hardback books under his skin into his body. So he's just like price fell asleep and he put hardcover books in his body to help them with at least get like a titanium. Rod like your spines something. Yeah you're Danny something and he's a marine so he's obviously probably has access he would PRAC offerings surgery. He did two thousand crunches a day and also spent four to five hours planking day Tyson. Do that or talk to his wife. I do people do this to themselves. Like the idiot. Who RUNS ALL JEALOUS? You to of how many blurp in sixty seconds so ties record holder. This is the get more background. He was recordholder years ago. Yep and seventy broke. His record probably upset him train forever to regain it. That's down here. Well find it more worthwhile hobby bro. Because this is all he's got it's like dude what can you do? What are your skill. I can hold perfectly level on my elbows and toes hours. That's his only skill. How rise elbows must? Here's a planking coach. He was my leading Chea. He's he thinking that he's pays. I don't know this world is crazy. Man allegedly he burned four thousand. Two hundred fifty two calories according to his heart rate monitor just feed him pizza while he was sitting because he had any way to go to the bathroom so he only ate like half a cup of oatmeal before he did it. Oh my gosh after breaking the world planking right. He's still alive treated himself to a pizza. Good good he crawled sodium. Yeah can't wait for the documentary on this. There's going to be really exciting to watch like we can call it. Walk the plank. Here's the thing with world records all you have to be like. I'm the first guy while podcasting to flip my hat like this sixty times just get held a Guinness and we did and we that everybody Tyson. Why are you so jealous? All the they should cancel the world records because they care encourage you to say bad things. What ties in at some point in your life. You're going to stumble into a world record and it's going to be the greatest of your life. I probably have a bunch of them. Okay longest longest time hating world records. Yeah that for sure. Well no disrespecting world record. We'll record is you know. What if this guy were a real true athlete? He would be in the Olympics. So if we podcast from space thought a world record right. That's more of like a solar system record. It would be. Oh my God we. Earthlings alien record is for podcasting. We haven't received their podcasts. Yes so it's ripe for the picking Yeah so we can be the ones who podcast first and get a solar recognition. No World Records Universal Solar System Record. Leased okay all right so this is a story that I thought might be of interest about the Egyptian. Authorities are on the lookout for a couple who appears to be having outdoor a sexual activity top. One of the the pyramids is their couch up. There is no no sex blanket Tyson. Just as like might still be there. They just right on top of pyramid just on rock on rock. Yeah man that's how they used to do at Tyson. I guess I mean yeah I guess ancestors made sweet love on rocks. That's true that makes sense when they're trying to get back to their heritage. This is actually a feel good story about. This is the most dangerous thing I've heard of anyone doing recently. It's like dude. What would what's more dangerous jumping over the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle or having sex Egypt on the pyramid wave on the repercussions from the air based on falling. Danny Yeah. I'm sure I'm sure it was super exciting dude. Do you do know that the pyramids aren't out in the middle of nowhere. They're right next to the city limits. Have you know I just heard and read that? They're not like out in the desert alone. Yeah they're actually pretty close to the city. It's Latte actually seeing the Luxor in Las Vegas. I yeah that is risky in. I just can't even imagine doing that in Egypt. Alcohol involved the slope on the pyramid. What do you mean I mean? The blocks are ninety degree angles. Right maybe they're smoothed down and some corners. I don't really know because it's just steps. It's not an straight angle but if it's just stem like that all the way to the top makes more sense. There was a guy who spent time in jail youtuber for just to go climbing to the top to film himself I mean they're probably going to castrate you if you go to the top and have Relations you like this could be a movie. It's like a horror movie in this is starring the Rock and they go on Nicholas Cage Nicholas Cage. So it's just like starting to comedy now. It's not a war. Film starts with DAX Shepard and some other girl. And they're just like ramping up to the top and they'll do it a little bit of bodily. Fluid drips onto the pyramidal. Now then awakens the beast underneath the pyramid to come up and then in a giant sandstorm he an invalid in Asia. Yeah and then. It just starts moving down as swarm as its turns from dust to bees. Obviously yeah and it's the then you have the the all the pestilence is of the Old Testament and there's nothing anybody can do. Yes so are you saying that like the pyramid becomes impregnated by the no? It's like a blood sacrifice you know how like the blood comes down and goes into grew. I don't know how science works but it's like that was bodily fluids just meeting. I mean if they're giving seventy five million for cereal ties at a hundred fifty million for your movie right now. Let's pitch it doesn't have to be dead shepherd it be like Nick Kroll or somebody to as like herbs and then it's like he dies immediately so you're like it's kind of like a cameo appearance. Yeah and the woman becomes like the bride of the Pyramids. The woman starts running and she's pregnant with Pyramids Baby. Yeah and it's just pyramid eggs insider incubating stay alive. There's some countries that are probably okay with copulation on historical sites. This is one that that would be. I mean I can't I can't no no no you don't think away with it. They're the Great Wall of China. Danny because we were there together. I don't put Egypt at the top of the list of places. You shouldn't do this. Maybe not even your hotel. Room is let. You just don't want to do anything wrong. You in Egypt in a Lotta those countries whereas the place that you would Mexico Cancun No I would not do to Mexico where sex island Danny Did they have that was near Ivy for me? No I swear was out there by visa. Which is I don't know where there are some islands. Guys I'll I'll put up a list. Comprehensive List of places that are probably Zafer for calculation by this. This is like your be going on top of it. Was I heard after this story? It got downgraded at nine became as common as a sect couch in the mountain common. Yeah Okay Danny. Are you ready to take us to your ball? Tall yes You know how to get there all right. Let's go. Let's let's visit Danny and the bowl tall. Welcome my bull told. GonNa think you're GonNa feel you see love chef. I've a spoiler like there's some information that comes out about movies. That will ruin a lot of movies for you so if you don't WanNa hear it you know. Don't what movie all movies? I WanNa hear it spoiler for all movies. Yes there are there credits. What do you mean credits like at the end credits at the end of movies? No no this is a spoiler by. I don't know how to say his name. Brian Johnson Rian Johnson directed nights out. Yes you know what? I'm about to say an no. He directed the last star wars movie. Well he directed knives out which. I don't know if you've seen this in a recent interview. He says something that is going to ruin. Potentially a lot of movies for people can't be worse than okay so he says that apple will let you use iphones and this is his quote might. This is me quoting him. But this is very pivotal. If you're ever watching a mystery movie bad guys cannot have iphones on camera. So every single filmmaker the still quoting him who has a bad guy in their movie. That supposed to be a secret wants to murder me right now. So he's saying he's GonNa Pay Hell. There's hell to pay for this affable that you use their phones but you know bad guy can have an iphone android a PC laptop well. That's why I thought of. The story was Tyson is a bad guy off am I am I do that. I don't know all the side is like all signs point. Yes now apparently yeah. Every single sign toys. You'd be the bad guy then. Just hold up an iphone. If you're not a bad guy this you should be you guys. You're breaking up. You guys are breaking up. Yeah so just. When you're watching movie with an iphone pay attention you know. I kind of do passively look at phones a in movies. I'm always curious. What kind of phone is this person using? Yeah cars and stuff too. It's like one of those things you kind of look at it but you don't really register and now there's money And I feel like from now on with him releasing the spoiler that a lot of people would probably go great now. We gotta use Androids for everyone. Yeah right it's very interesting though. Danny thank you so much for that. I like. I like that little yes. That's exactly the kind of thing of bag I would say to me right. Twist where the twist at the end where. I'm bad on your use of knowledge. Yeah allowed to use a Gameboy in movies. I would guess that Nintendo would be against bad people using gameboy. You'd be more like an xbox a probably a villain would be more like an xbox playstation playstation. Yeah and that's another interesting thing whenever a popular. Tari is being used like do. Murderers on movies preferred drive. Toyotas Toyota let murderers drive their cars and movies. And now it's like something. I'm just beginning to think about with all major brands like they. No one wants the murderer or the criminal using their stuff And so it's like they'll be they'll be driving a car from India. It'd be so easy to tell. Who's the bad guy? Why don't they parody? Phones like a black grapple instead of an apple but they those like apple. Yeah Looking Apple iphone. Yeah they grapple it. Sounds like a grappling hook Yeah yeah which is as we know. Every bag is favourite tool dave. Any crime is so universally. Good Guy I would I would. He's in the gray area. I would love to try out a grappling hook because I don't think they would ever work. Like what are the odds? I could shoot a grappling hook to the top of building and not die when I tried to claim they always seem to catch onto something like real perfect. Thank thing could work. I thought reality would need to like hit like a hook. I think we just found what to spend money on a grappling hook adventure. Let's see how well Tyson. Yeah I was GonNa do Baking Soda Volcano but if we WANNA do grappling I've watched to see you shoot a grappling hook to the top of something and then climb all the way to the top. That's what you already know. It will work. So why would I do that when I know it will work? You're the one that doesn't work. I don't think it'll work. I'd love to see you shoot a grappling hook to the top of a building. Most likely you're gonNA shoot it through the window on the floors. I'll still accept that and then I want to see you pull yourself up on it. I'll shoot it but you climate after I tug on to make sure it's safe. Yeah and it's like one good tug. That's good to go okay. It's done dude. You're not even afraid of heights. Danny I'm afraid of heights. Some afraid of falling on my back. No K let's do is change if you if you buy a grappling hook will attempt to climate. I don't think it will work so obviously I'll want protection so I wanna rope made of condoms that tyrod race. Maybe we could ask. That girl. Says she's got a hold from last week. Yeah and then yeah I'll do it. Let's do it by grabbing on Amazon. Right now real life grappling hook no way they sell those. You don't think lawsuit waiting to happen. Because grappling hooks don't world real life grappling hook. You also did. They've got grappling hooks right here Does it multifunctional? Stainless steel grappling. Only forty bucks loads over a thousand pounds. These work dude you can get a cheap grappling hook for sixteen dollars. I don't WanNA swing sheep grappling Hook Gauci guys. You're listening. Coachee outweighs John. But you don't WanNA foldable one. Either you want one. That's like really rigid zinc. The always prefer bridge are not that expensive like the highest rated ones you one. That's because it's for ten year old boys who think they can grab more and then they try and climb up a tree fall. Warranting realized grappling. Stop for like fifty bucks and that one comes with a rope. Okay do it. How you gotta you gotTa build up your ability to spin it in a circle and then it into the ends like that. They're sold in conjunction with other Ninja Weapons Tyson. Let's see what the what it recommends after? Duty carabiners Danny already. Has Those something sell with like protection plans for your electron health insurance at on? I'm looking at some of the Amazon reviews. This one's got me past the TSA. While traveling to my recent Osaka Joe World Annual Gala and silent auction. I decided not to check a bag after all my mask. Robes slippers neatly fit into my pink. Hello Kitty Knapsack clenched tight across both shoulders. I don't know why I decided to bring my Ninja folding grappling. Hook or why I thought I could walk through security with it first mistake. What is that demanded the TSA agent? Who looked remarkably like Nicki Menaj? Perhaps it was because says she appeared well prepared to cast ample shade my way. It's a grappling hawks. Haven't you ever seen one second stake? You can't carry weapons on board. She intone gesturing to the prohibited list that inspecting a chip nail. It's not a weapon and grappling hooks are not on the list. I pointed out in my good natured. Tone third mistake aerosols oxygen tanks boxcars but no grappling hook. You'll have to check it GRANDPA. She interrupted and her head tipped on one side. A challenge no exceptions. And there's a long story this sound long. Yeah let's make this into a movie number two. Don't make the rope close to high temperature source. So that's kind of we gotta be aware that Danny Okay. So no fire underneath me. This isn't a great tool to use in a fire situation. Yeah okay all right Tyson. I'm serious you buy grappling hook all my way down to Arizona. At some point we will test it out gay. Yeah could you on your on your Home Tyson? Could you like throw it no John My home? I'm not throwing it in rip off shingles expose would to rain. I know it doesn't rain in Arizona so it's not that big of a deal we have. We have rocks here that we can no rocks doing doing face no building. We're doing building. So what are we? We're GONNA go around at night and get on top of a building where we because I don't WanNa get arrested or shot for this okay. We'll give consent. You're a friendly guy. You're giving me a free pair of skis and get us into a building. Just talk it Building manager to. Hey we're going to try out for I. I'm going to throw it from the ground floor up to that thing the fifth floor this some great questions here on Amazon also. Can I use this to climb into the abandoned factory across from my house? What do you think yes not only? Can you use it to climate and in factory you can scale brick buildings with ninja-like es I do advise you to wear protective clothing. E Mesh Muscle tank top or a vest. That's cool. I don't know how we got on this subject Tyson. But all these people realize how stupid grappling hooks are except for you. Listen I don't understand no people look at it. I'm looking at the top rated one on Amazon. Four point nine out of five dude drives structure for multiple tasks well-constructed. Exactly what we were looking for to clear debris from our lake bottom. Said he's reg a lake that's awesome but that's a really great application for it. Yeah freight product very good quality. My husband loved it even though he was using it for climbing a tree right now. It's really sturdy with heavy anchor modes my husband over two hundred pounds. Well no problem. I like this question. Tenant help pull a small car from the mud. What do you think I think it can? But I don't think you want to look a grappling under the bumper of car toast. Rap need a grappling hook that is not a grappling hook situation. Why that no no I just? I can't believe we're still talking to grappling. I know that were okay by one. Let's just end this right now by one will come down there. You have to throw it up. I will climb. It will not work to hook onto anything. It'll be ridiculous. It has to be a building with an a lip on the top of it flat building with a thief. Okay maybe were able to get some information about the roof. You'd be throwing grappling hook onto but if you ever watch a movie. They're throwing grappling. Hooks Willy Nilly on top of all sorts of stuff. They're not on zooms. All jewelry stores in museums have flat roofs with the lip. Coming out of the top. So it's easy to grapple and I don't know why they design them that way. That's just the way museums and jewelry. Stores are Cain. We'll talk to a local museum and just get their permission for us to grapple their their roof. Elise attempt to but also be prepared. Put some money. Aside for all the broken windows that are going to incur when you try to chuck a grappling. We're not asking to. We'RE GOING TO RUN. Bro. I'M GONNA keep my car running. I'm going to take off. I'm still fit I will. I will run so we're going to run. I'm just gonNA drive away if you WANNA run. You can run but I'm GONNA drive away. Okay okay do it jump in my car and I'm like Google call the police and there's a man running. He was grappling earlier. He driving now. I phone all right. I'm excited for are grappling adventure citing robin on this. Or she'll Lee skype in. Yeah good. I'll be able to. Yeah okay. Let's do it ties. I'm serious by one you've got it. Sounds like you have tons of money with outdoor couches and TV's and all that but in to your budget next month a little money for grappling hook yet settling sandbox fanny. Yeah Notting Science. I mean do al boom taste by the way before we change the subject. Thanks to everyone who gave me money for sign. Oh Yeah Oh yeah you put that towards the grappling? I'll use it to pay my bail. So that's probably what I'll use it for K. or pay for a lawyer Tyson. Would you wear it like on a belt loop the grappling Hook I think? Ti to start all right there. You go all right anything else. You guys want to touch on tonight. No it's got it all. We got it all all right. Great episodes yeah. This was a lot of fun tonight. I can't wait to hear what Tyson is going to be able to accomplish the grappling hook you in the Danny doubts. This is how the eight hour planking guy got started. So you kick someone like me. Gowdy him the world's highest grapple toss that's also. We should go for that. At the same time we should youtube grappling and see because I think there's probably videos of Russians grappling on some pretty sketchy stuff. Now when we say grapple don't confuse that with the wrestling yeah you're grappling so make sure you and it's not real. Greco style growl because you will get rushing videos of Russians grappling but you Russians using a grappling tripling books. Yeah Yeah Okay okay. I'll watch both videos all right. Well if you have more hot soup footage or grappling hook footage or eight hour planking footage or or pyramid copulation. You know where to send it at Dan. Yeah you're not curious to see I don't know what kind of grappling hooks smut. I'm going to be getting a here. Only Chris Somebody's going to be next with. You're GONNA get is going to be somebody outside the pyramid gift shop with the soup. Ladle turn out all the hot soup. No never never eat from a hot soup Barney chip and never never all right and of course Tyson apostol. Who's about to try out a grappling? Hook for real for real at throw. Okay be sure to check that out as well anything else. He has to say tonight. No thanks for the love and support guys and we're GonNa get this science underway because science rules. Yes alright thanks so much everybody take care of a good one bye guys.