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"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

Endless Thread

05:44 min | 1 year ago

"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

"Crack. Meal appears outside the car at the wreckage kids stay in the car. I'll be right back. Stay in the car. Mila Kunis jumps out of the car grabs a golf club that sitting in the garage and slowly walks over to the crash site the rock stumbles out of the escape pod. And shakily stands for Mula kunas, his muscular chest heaving his face is dirty. But not that dirty. Can I get a beer Neela rushes over to the rock throwing her arms around him? I thought you were dead. Don't you ever do that to me again? No. I saved the world from aliens. Okay. Father. But I'm a horrible husband. Oh, the rock baby. I'm home. They hug they kiss. They honestly get a little inappropriate right in front of their kids waiting in the car and her brother. Yes. Yes. Come on kids. Jessica Tommy run outside. My kids the rock turns to me kunas grinning, his dimples bulging. Rock. What happened to the aliens? I mean, not that. I want the story to continue. Well, you just gotta stay tuned for the sequel stuck between the rock and much deeper space. Stuck between the rock and deep space was adapted for endless thread by producer, Josh Schwartz and intern meritous Candice limb special thanks to all the registers with deep familiarity of action movie tropes who contributed to the original Reddit thread, including three headed monkey loaner stone, aroma triumph, eight oh. Seven king of fish Cutty to K rockstar nailbombs logo, ten sixteen psycho. Al Paca panic Scottish buzzard Dory. Lewke son of Noah, the unforgotten. That username is a spy eek. Gambler six sevens. Let's Spielman met thirty nine eighty six and e w v l. And starring Jack Lepe ours. Dwayne the rock Johnson marquess Neil as Terry crews. Then Brock Johnson as Colonel Schwarzenegger book. The receivers as professor t swift Candice Springer as Bela kunas met read as Ben Affleck Martin Kessler as Mark sparkle bar Paris, Allston as Lena Sarah rose Brenner as Stacy Lisa Mullins as the radio announcer. WB are general manager Charlie Kravitz as president Tom Selleck, Nicolas silver. Jessica THEO Silber as Tommy John Prodi as disgruntled movie director, Josh Schwartz as security guard and henchman and rose evola as narrator. She's the creator and host of the podcast flash forward. It's a show about possible. And not so possible future scenarios. You should definitely check it out. It's a great show. Thank you rose. And thanks to all of our colleagues who lent their time and talents to this wacky episode. Endless thread is production of WB. You are Boston's NPR station in partnership with red are shows that dream realized by Jessica Alfred who read the first page of our screenplay and said seeing the iris Adler is our executive producer and thinks that she in Colonel Schwarzenegger should get into phosphide mix and sound as I'm by John Perotti and Paul vicous who brought us sixteen different explosion sound effects and said what's this? Listen to this. Listen to this. Listen to this our web producer is Megan Kelly who thinks this alien invasion movie parody is filled with dad jokes. Michael pope is our advisor read it and wonders if the person who wrote this movie was drunker Kip. Josh Schwartz is our producer. Who hopes this episode? We'll generate some dank memes. Big thanks to read it or your post as a movie for the extremely, legit and hilarious movie. Poster he made for us you can find more of his fake movie posters at your post as a movie dot com. Don't forget, yes. We are taking a hiatus for a couple of months to work on special projects. But hey, we got lots of episodes in our feed you can go check them out. Please do be complete and don't worry. We'll be keeping the feet warm with some bits and bobs for you to listen to my co host and producer Ameri Iverson. I'm senior producer and host. Ben Brock Johnson. Let myself out. I'll be back seriously. I will. I'm definitely going to return. I will with the year. If by that. I mean, I will be black. I'll be back. I'll be back.

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"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

Endless Thread

05:10 min | 1 year ago

"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

"Comb. Me on where in show. Son. Can't believe we're back together. It's one less mission before we're done. What are you going to do in? This is all over the beach. Yeah. Maybe then again, I think if I saw Pinal, but right now, I might get sick. Really? It's lonely on a beach. I thought I live out a long life from that reclining chair. But I think I'm ready ready for what the end this is my last rodeo, why would you say that after Beirut? I came back to nothing. I'm just another vet who's only like fighting in the war. Nobody cares about at least. You have Maitland. The kid to now actually, hey, Ma that's great. Colonel Schwarzenegger men. It's time hit the one button. Roger that. Colonel. Whoa. Whoa. Eight one changes direction of the journey dole. F-? I told you that's not the plane where we going. We are going with the plan twelfth meet done on remote controlling. Yes, sir. You can't take over a rockets controls the rock comes to a realization that voice not to that. Was you? Is there even a real alien threat? I guess you not as dumb as you. Look, remember Beirut. No loose ends. That includes you'll the rock. I mitt my plan to get rid of you by faking the existence of aliens in global crisis may feel laborat-, but feces inaction movie, the only thing that simple is how you die in the massive explosion. But what about me, you didn't even know? I'd be Jerry. Jerry, curls of going to end the friendly. The old poisoned the PINA colada move. I learned from the best Jimmy Buffett. But you'll cavalier added to play the right into my hands to butts wants dawn, one peak rocket goes boom in me a space. It's all good to me. This is your final. Happy hour. Gary, I'm paying the tab. But professor t swift. She no this whole time. Don't worry about professor peace with I've taken Kim. Destruct initiated in flick, STI fifteen nine fifty eight Colonel schwarzen- wants us to die few no aliens after all that gastric, look and escape pod. God less professor t swift fifty one fifty forty nine four eight. There's only one person she in. No, I was coming. I guess this is the part in the movie with the only black person dies and hundred take it. No Colonel Watson of one not me yet. The only real threat after what we saw Beirut you need to live. Take the pod. I will not let you die on this rocket. We've been through hell, and I expect to go through heaven with you too. You've got meal in two kids. I've got nothing getting the pod Dwayne. Oh, when you get back on earth disconnect. Your phones, laptops, move houses everything. Disappear. You heard me disappear. Don't let them know. You're live. Make the Colonel believe you died on this ship. Make the rest of the world believe we died his hero saving the world from aliens. It's the only way never talk about any of this into the time is right in your far far out of the reach a Colonel. What's next murderers? Pause. It's okay. Eleven ten the rock looks at his best friend one last time before he jumps into the escape pod. Then. Then he's gone hurtling through the night and plummeted back to earth to one view. Oh. Meanwhile, back on earth Mula inter-family have finally decided to evacuate. Jessica Tommy, we're leaving Stati. Daddy isn't coming. Why? He's busy, please. Should wait for him. We don't know one. He'll be back. So we're going to grandma's house. He'll meet us there Neela and the kids pile into Ben Affleck's car, just as they're about to leave. There's a loud crack.

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"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

Endless Thread

05:27 min | 1 year ago

"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

"Colonel Schwarzenegger and the rock stand before a wall of television monitors in the secret government facility across the polished concrete floor of the massive hangar, professor t swift taps her fingers along a tablet that wirelessly adjust settings and monitors instruments on the murder rocket. On the program a thousand times, and this damn thing Mon function correctly, only we had a few more days for testing launch now and once it hits the measures fear. It's anyone's guess, what will happen fewer up. And let's roll professor move. It. You can't be serious. If you won't mean to make it official impel you it's northe-. I will. Hey, hey, you can't go in there. That's restricted all of a sudden Terry crews bursts into the room dragging Mark sparkle bars by the color of his shirt this show looks like a party Terry crews wanting God's green up a you doing here. I asked him to come of cost. You did haven't seen Yuna while Colonel what's Negga. And you're still just as warm and fuzzy as you are back in Beirut, mom, man, the rock grins at his old pal. They aggressively grasp each other's hands. As if they're starting to arm wrestle their biceps bold, ridiculously so you decide to leave paradise after all there's only so many peanut is one man could drink yadda. Boy, wait. So who is that professor t swift points at Mark sparkle barf who flinches and pushes his glasses back onto his nose. This is the guy who's going to save your rocket meet Mark sparkle bar, professor t SWIFT's eyes light up the Mark sparkle Barth number twenty nine from time. Magazine's thirty under thirty the one and only Mark fix this damn rocket. Yes, sir. If this were a real movie, this is when you'd see a montage of Mark sparkle bar, fixing the murder rocket as our other heroes. Watch in awe and motivational music plays underneath. But since this is just a podcast. Let's get the head. Finished impossible. We would have needed to program that control unit for at least three more weeks. Sometimes third needs another nerd complete the nerd quest. It's sometimes you need a muscle bound due to put those nerds together. You're welcome nerds status all systems properly configured launch sequences prepped. We're ready for departure. All right, meet bags. It's time to throw you into space. The rock and Terry crews, both grab a helmet and spacesuit from a nearby rack terribly coups. What do you think y'all doing? There's two seats on this damn thing, isn't there. Colonel Schwarzenegger looks at the murder. Rocket and notices second seat for the first time. Okay. I guess you can proceed gentlemen, let's blow up those candy ass aliens. I captain. Back at the kunas Johnson house. Neal kunas hears a knock at the door coming one second. Ben Affleck, my brother, go is give you bro hug came as soon as I saw the president speaking, where's your man? Shop the rock. He got called in. Of course. Of course. Of course, look I just spoke to mom and dad we're gonna head down to the cabinet in the countryside until this all dies down. But what about the rock leave him note telling them where we're going? There's no time to wait. Okay. I just need a few minutes to pack up. I'll wait in the. Launch thrown column. Gauged the ruck and Terry crews ready the ship as only this crew of the world's best special ops for your maverick experimental. Rocket pilots can by stripping out unnecessary, parts, and pieces and tossing them away. You know to make it more lightweight powerful. And generally that s the rock pops a cassette into the tape player. You Doug you never travel without this mix tape. Do you gave it to me on our first anniversary never been without it since the rock and Terry crews along to the eagle song take it to the limit in a manly slightly. Okay. Definitely off Qiwei. So put. To limit back at the kunas Johnson abode meal. Kunas readies her family to flee town. She catches a glimpse of her children playing in the other room. And she pauses a tear wells up in her eye and drips down her cheek overcome by love, worry and fear of impending doom hurtling toward the entire planet. But more troublingly towards her husband. She decides to go upstairs, slowly undress and take a long. Steamy shout really come on. We're wrote this this terrible. That's not what you do in the apocalypse comb.

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"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

Endless Thread

06:36 min | 1 year ago

"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

"Hurry. Gil, I love you. The rock turns on his heel puts on a leather jacket and walks out the front door. Hey, I I know it's bad time right now. But. Time. Now, you feeling when your ex girlfriend is in your contacts right next year expert, Stacy is this you out. Oh, man. This is weird. I I called the wrong number for the record. I'm married, and I have two kids married. You're married. Miss your freight commitment is married mature. I don't wanna have kids Dudley at two of them. Oh, well, that's great good for you, Dwayne. You know, who still isn't married me because I wasted. My best yet on you. Best of luck with everything by you. By may. Terry crews is on a remote tropical island beach in cleaning chair a straw hat sits over his face. He is rounded by empty. Cocktail glasses and tiny drink Ombrella 's which are strewn on the sand around him. He wiggles his muscular toes and bats away his straw hat in annoyance as the phone continues to ring. Finally, he picks up. How to help you get this? Number Terry, crews mon- man, I need your help this. We all got problems rug like how I need another pinochle. Cabana boy cannot get a refill right there. Mr. Cruz serious, Terry crews. I just got a report from above way above I'm talking level seven classified. I can't do this alone. I'm retied the rug member. I thought you were to happen in Beirut, the rock pases, the memory of Beirut hurts were always smart ass. And the only smart I trust on that strike team. You remember the promise we made broS for life. I need to now. Padre. I'm cashing in. My bro- chips all of them team gut. Denn it whiz. Peanut Ladda, Mr. crews this bit. It'd be good the ruck. It isn't. It isn't good at all. The rook you have one new message from nine caller press. One on my flying object to impact feel days nine hours, two minutes. Back at the secret government, hideout location, unknown. Hey, hey, someone let me in. Well, well, well, professor t swift never thought I'd be babysitting. You again, pretty sure I'm going to be doing the babysitting. Dwayne the two friends bump fists, professor t swift beckons the rock further into the facility. There's no more time for pleasantries. Follow me. Oh, hell, no. I am not working with him not ever. Again. The rock sees Colonel Schwarzenegger for the first time since be route. Why do you think professor at peace with some of you? He'll come on the rock. They would just all this put the bay behind you. This is bigger than that twain walks into the room his eyes shooting daggers at Colonel Schwarzenegger. You look different kernel is not the tumor. At two hundred we received the radio signal from deep space probe Schwarzenegger has developed a reputation for delivering long drawn out military reports and briefings so let me go through the instructions for how to protect your space suits from unforeseen Phya accidents, which is pretty unlikely but better safe than sorry. Once Colonel Schwarzenegger gets on a roll, he's hard to slow down. And that is why I had professor t swith call you in on this stood. Understood colonel. What the hell is going on? My team's been preparing for this moment for years. I think it's time we showed you we've been working on. Gentlemen. What you're looking at is the latest in earth, saving technology. We're calling it the mega ultra rocket defender of earth rocket or murder for short the machine is partly shrouded in clouds of steam as workers insert fuel and run diagnostics. It looks like the combination of a spaceship and warhead little toy you made. But why do you need me? Well, there are seats. What you've got the show lock. We need you to control the mudder rocket from inside the rockets. Correct me if I'm wrong Colonel Schwarznegger, but that sounds like a death sentence. I won't be part of your suicide squad out the rock takes the leather jacket slung over his shoulder and slides back on over his massive bulging. Biceps? He begins to walk away. Blue. What's the matter? Are you afraid of ET kicking your ass? I'm trying to keep my ass from dying for no reason, Dwayne I know we're asking a lot of you. But we need to intercept the aliens before they reach the earth's atmosphere. You're the only one who can pull this off. Why why should I throw my life away? I have a family has no time the alien probe will be past the point of no return meal minutes from now in the podcast. If you don't commit some the right now, your children will be caught in New York when they're pot to find the big, shiny toy. Damn. At least get a last meal. I could murder Taco Bell right now, the rock turns and winks at the screen.

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"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

Endless Thread

05:43 min | 1 year ago

"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on Endless Thread

"Ride. Long ago before recorded history. There was a great war between humans and aliens aliens. We're just we're just going with aliens in general, nothing more specific. Okay. This great war lasted millennia until finally one day, the humans banished the aliens back from whence, they came successfully preserving life, as we know it. But before the aliens left, they hit a weapon of great magnitude beneath the earth's surface vowing to return one day and retrieve it why why would they do that? You have one job damn it. Just go to the billboard. The WB. You are and read it podcast, endless thread and a bunch of random registers bring you stuck between the rock and deep Spinks the podcast version of a movie script based off a Reddit thread performed by a bunch of amateurs pretending to be celebrities. Secret government, hide location, unknown. Preveza these with this better be good. Colonel Schwarzenegger as I detailed in my written report, the pan Starrs telescope at the Holly Accola observatory detected in interstellar object passing through our solar system at close to two hundred hours directly after that a radio telescope detected some very unusual radio emissions using a multi layered neural network. I analyzed the data and the readout suggested a systematic pattern consistent with our understanding of fundamental communicative processes. Okay. An English professor aliens Colonel aliens, we think they want something from earth. What do they want a weapon could they possibly want without web NAS ours or theirs? Our team is still trying to decipher the communications. But from what we've gathered their species stored something here on earth thousands of years ago after a great war before even our most primitive attempts at recording history. They hit a weapon of great magnitude beneath the planet's surface Colonel I think they're coming back for. Well, professor, you bet to get you. Crunching those numbers doubled time if aliens coming back to get their weapon, bud and backyard. I'd like to know where the hell they plan to stop digging. Our hero for this story. The rock picks up his children. Jess and Tom from local elementary school. Big is. Just as the rock gives his kids a muscular embrace his phone begins to ring. It's a call. He hasn't received in quite some time, professor t swift. Now, here's a call. I haven't gotten in quite some time. You know, I'm retired. Right. My gold watch and everything I told you after bay route that was the last one if you think I'm coming in kidding yourself choice rock unless you're planning to finish your retirement on another planet this time. They're coming to you that doesn't sound good. Just tell me what the hell is going on. Ever seen the Armageddon? Sure, I love good Bruce Willie flick. Tom Cruise weird guy. Good movie. What's your point? Okay. So you didn't really call to find out my top ten action movie list. Did you? True. Think of the most generic action movie meshed up with the most generic Michael bay Ellian invasion plot. And you've got what we have here except this. This is for real these. Jesus. I'll be there as soon as I can professor. Back at the kunas Johnson abode go upstairs. Jessica take Tommy with you and your mommy meal. Kunas data talk in hushed voices, the rock and Mila Kunis argue. But why the rock because I have to me LA, that's BS. You make your own choices in this world. Not this time this time. It's the world that stake, professor t swift told me all about it you promised you relieving that life behind you promised Wayne, you're doing this now in front of the kids. Well, it's not new to them Dwayne. Where were you at Tommy's piano recital in kindergarten graduation at just because I third fourth and seventh birthdays, look something came up. It's important. Can you just wait this out for a few more days for me for them again? Dwayne a den you're unbelievable. You can never put your family first. Can you would if I said this is putting my family? I can you just trust me. You say that every time the rock, it's your new catchphrase, and it's getting tired hold on. I just got a voicemail the rock. You have one. New message press one to listen. Dwayne. It's taylor. Hurry.

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"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM

WNYC 93.9 FM

01:48 min | 2 years ago

"colonel schwarzenegger" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM

"I actually dogfighting with running may twenty nine yesterday. Great training. Major. General clay garrison is in charge of the US forces in the exercise think about it. They're engaged in a conflict right now with a peer competitor. So they obviously have things to teach us. And plus they're flying equipment that we don't have access to in the United States, the US and its NATO allies hold dozens of exercises every year as does Russia, but these exercises are growing in size in September. Russia held its largest maneuver since one thousand nine hundred eighty s that included a significant Chinese contingent and NATO is about to hold its biggest exercise since the Cold War in Norway, president shaneco bristles. When asked if training with Americans could provoke Russia, we associate in an independent states and only Ukrainian people will decide and we do not ask permission from Russia. What we should do. And also the commander of the Ukrainian airbase, Colonel Yevhen blood. Sick says he's happy to be hosting the Americans though, he could not have imagined destroyed just a couple of years ago. Ios said yesterday, I had the chance to fly in an F fifteen. It was quite a pleasant experience. But my sequoia twenty-four is better. That's my plane back in the year with contended. Colonel schwarzenegger. I've just experienced seven times the earth's gravitational pull on my body. I've lost her eyes. Yeah. Now, I think we're upside down. We are upside down. Background. Star lord. To be. Well, our mission may be coming to an end many Ukrainians hope this is just the beginning. Cranes bid to join NATO is on hold for now. But the government believes exercises like this or prepare it for eventual membership in the western alliance,.

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