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"chuck norris" Discussed on WEEI

WEEI

02:26 min | 5 months ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on WEEI

"You had to choose Chuck Norris Clint Eastwood or John Wayne who's your favorite of just those three Chuck Norris Clint Eastwood John Wayne I mean I'll go Chuck Norris Walker Texas ranger right one they are also bad I think yeah I think and I think it's Chuck Norris Walker Texas ranger he kind of reminds me the walk softly carry a big stick you know you don't mess with them because you do at your own peril but still he had kind of an easy manner about him so yeah I think I'll go Chuck Norris I would have to agree can I tell you something really funny so I'm I'm catching up on shows on my DVR and I'm I'm behind it so I love blue bloods which is the show about the NYPD with Tom Selleck and Donnie Wahlberg Bridget Moynahan anyway they recently had this this episode where they brought in a Texas ranger played by Lyle Lovett but boy speaking about it he was so calm cool collected in with just like over the top awesome and he worked with Donnie Wahlberg on an episode and it was it was kind of fun to see that interesting while love it you don't think of it as an actor but he he's good all right and I think we have time for one more all right Jim wants to know throw out all the main dishes if you had to make a meal of just your favorite side dishes oh gosh what what would be on that please right now I love sweet potatoes or yams sweet potatoes but any kind of potatoes really love peace love the spiritus the only side dishes that's it one of the side dish all right love peace love affair yes I really love eggs out as well so I'm not I don't like mayonnaise does hi you know tend to make it a different way or make it but all that said I do not let's see how bout a side salad I could do with side salad and that would be easy lime chips or corn chips to go along with also that seems like a side that you would get a Mexican restaurant all right gosh and then coffee that's also with side thank you for all your questions for us gave me anything that called the question was a low blow though how do you feel about Gronk reuniting with Tom Brady in Tampa boom goes the NFL it's our home show good morning to you if you're waking up on Wednesday it's after hours with Amy Lawrence on.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on Undisclosed

Undisclosed

01:34 min | 5 months ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on Undisclosed

"Kudos Baby Chuck Norris by five elections. It's all true so we want you to read them off for go right here and number. Ten is when Chuck Norris does pushups. He doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down behind. The mean is that no human could accomplish what's being attributed to norris with the goal being to make each claim about him more ridiculous than the last but what if the prosecution's gold trial was to claim that the defendant was a real life version of this fake Chuck Norris able to bend both space and time and one of Chuck Norris Somehow also ended up being the defendants best defense. This is not a mere hypothetical it would actually happen back in one thousand nine hundred six at the trial of Michigan. Man named Frederick Freeman Hi and welcome to undisclosed the state versus Frederick Freeman. This is the first episode before episode series about the Nineteen eighty-six.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on Hollywood Handbook

Hollywood Handbook

02:17 min | 1 year ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on Hollywood Handbook

"But while you're doing that, WWW dot Chuck Norris jokes WWW to WWW dot porn hub. Chuck Norris Dopp porn hub slash theft, fun out there guys. So so I have to figure this out because I want to keep the Chuck Norris jokes. So what we're gonna do is. We're deserve special. Golden Globes episode were trick everyone into that. We got all the predictions rate. We do this every year. We got a huge, press, brilliant brilliant idea. Yes, we got early in trick giant press for being smarter than the octopus picks of World Cup. We just yet. What we do is time stamp it. We just say we go. Hey, recording this at. You just subtract a few days off this. I think that's what Bernie Madoff did. That's tell he made all his cash just time. That's how he made off. We we have to be careful about news stuff because I'm talking about him in jail. I know I'm just I yes, I'm just saying we have to be careful what we say about the news in case the Golden Globes happened before. Yeah. I'm gonna be Aberdeen. Sure. Sorry. Jake's bail snippy. And I want to apologize on behalf of Jake. Speaking of snippy, Jordan be snippy to this section. We cannot have discussion of cheating. Okay. Beating Norris jokes. We okay. Those can wait because I want the original what the Norris drifts. They were doing half to go on the episode. So we you have to find an organic way to talk about chopping. The early part because that that that was your segue without losing that section right now referring chopping. So let's get a new way into the Chuck Norris jokes. Yes. So we're just going to stitch this in beforehand is we'll record something that just kind of organically brings us to Chuck Nora. I'll do I'll I'll g Lynn an insider's guide take kicking and dropping means in the red carpet linebacker hallways of this industry. We call show biz. I'm Chuck Norris. Chick. Chicken..

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"chuck norris" Discussed on WGN Radio

WGN Radio

14:03 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on WGN Radio

"Gilio here on seven twenty WGN, and we're in the AllState skyline studio live here till five AM, and we are talking about some of the new words that have been added to the merriam Webster dictionary. Eight hundred and forty new words were added total, but we're looking at about twenty five of them and trying to figure out what they mean. So how about this one force quit? It's a verb force quit. You guys know what that is. Right. Is that? So that would be a whole word of phrase. It's words force quit. It's to force an unresponsive computer program to shut down by using a series of preset key strokes. So you're forced quitting your computer. That's in there. Now to in the dictionary. Force quit. That was a good. Chuck Norris movie. That's not really Chuck Norris movie. But it could be Chuck Norris in four squares. You seen a new car commercial the truck commercial with Chuck Norris. Chuck norris. Can't remember what brand of car or truck? It is. It's a truck and Chuck Norris for some reason at the beginning of the at the beginning of the commercial Chuck Norris is breaking a cinderblock with his hand on the street. He's like just on the street breaking a cinderblock with his hand. And the guy goes, hey, Chuck Norris. And he goes, yeah. Would you sign my truck? He goes sure he comes over he signs he signs. The guy's truck on the right around the side of the by the hood of the truck. And then the commercial cuts to the truck driving around with an overhead shot of the truck doing wheelies and turn wheelies doughnuts and turning around and around and in the dust the face of Chuck Norris pops up. That's what the wheels are leaving behind like. So he drew his face on on the no, no he signed it. He signed the truck. And then the truck, you know, you know, when you do you do a why do I keep saying we need you doughnuts us if you're like in like dirt doing donuts at Lee tire markets round. You know, it's a big round like tire marks left a face lift an image of Chuck Norris his face in the dirt. So he imbued himself into this truck. Yeah. And then the truck is like doing all kinds of stuff taken out criminals and stuff, and then you cut into an office, and it's like an agent Chuck Norris is in this office. And they're watching this video watching all of this. This truck action on video and Chuck Norris because you replaced me with a truck. And that's the end of the end of the commercial. I don't understand it. It makes no sense. And it's a it's a commercial for like, I dunno Chevy or something. I was thinking the spirit of Chuck Norris went into that truck. And then that's I guess that's what it's supposed to be like as soon as Chuck Norris signed the truck put his signature on the truck to truck became superhuman. And could do anything. But then you find out that like he was replaced in a movie by a truck that was the joke at the end of the commercial. The most linear commercial I've ever seen ever seen. But I think I don't know what brand of truck it's for, but my favorite part of the commercial is a Chuck Norris is just down the street breaking cinderblocks with his hands. That's my favorite part because just because. You know, why? Because he's got that. Complete total. Jim that's why you can go out and do anything. He wants. He does look great though. I think he's like seventy three years old or something. He looks for. He and weird. Al must be on the same diet. I'd like to see weird Al out on the street, busted, Senator blocks with his hands. That would be pretty cool. And have weird Al get possessed by have a car be possessed by weird. Al so such a creative car so that the exactly would be a genius car. But then it any every radio station, it'd be nothing but weird Al songs on. He tried to change a radio station would just be all weird. Al all the time. So. All right. So I quit not not not a Chuck Norris movie. How about this airplane mode? We all know that one everybody has that on their device. An operating mode for an electronic device such as a mobile phone in which the device does not connect to wireless networks and cannot send a receive communications such as calls or text messages. It cannot access the internet, but remains usable for other functions. Airplane mode? Instagram. Has been added to the dictionary. And that's a verb. Well, yeah. Because you Instagram I actually just just yesterday. I said, oh, I'm gonna put it on my insta-. Oh, you're even cutting it down even more. And then I laughed at myself to post a picture that would be gotta that. 'cause I call it the Graham my friends call it the Graham. Yep. Doing it for the Graham got put on the Graham, and there's later grams. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know what any of this is later grams is when you take a picture, but you don't instantly post it usually you hashtag the picture later. I have Instagram on my phone, but I don't use it. I mean, it's just pictures. Right. You put pictures of right? I'm not I'm not real good. With putting pictures up. I don't want me seen. This is the post a picture to the Instagram photo sharing service. I didn't know it was a verb. Well, 'cause you know when you talk about it, right Instagram, Facebook, I'm gonna Facebook that. All right. Really? All right. How about biohacking? A noun. Biological experimentation done by gene editing, or use of drugs or implants done to improve the qualities or capabilities of living organisms, especially by individuals and groups outside of a traditional medical or scientific research environment. So it's what crazy scientists doing weird things to people's bodies. Yep. Like that guy. You put the things in his rest say get open doors by chips. Oh that thing. Okay. Yeah. We were talking about that putting putting the chips in your. In your body. The detector, there's a technology called crisper, which is an acronym. And that's making great strides right now in terms of scientific. Into research in terms of editing. Gene. Okay. All right. How about fintech? One word F. I N T E C H fintech. Products and companies that employ newly developed digital and online technologies in the banking and financial services industries. Oh, so that's just a very specific tech, financial tech fintech. I've never heard that before either. I've never heard that before have you heard that. I haven't. Oh, okay. I didn't even know that that was the thing. I mean, I I'm aware of banking and financial services that are using technologies and online technologies and stuff. I just didn't know that it was there was a term for it. About. Oh, man. How about Marg? Oh margarita. Yeah. I mean, does anybody say Marg, I do I resent it. But I say in the silly way. I don't really mean ironic. According to Mary and Webster. The first known usage occurred in nineteen ninety for Marg. Vs. Dad loves Margaritas. Does he say he loves marks? No. But we always joke because they go v works at a restaurant was like did you get a Marg? Came to visit. Did he have a Mark, Dan? Have you heard? I heard Mark. I never heard it before. I wouldn't expect it to be a real word Wilson the dictionary now. Well, that's ridiculous. Marg? Well, no, I guess enough. People are using it. Yeah. But that's just a shortened version of Margarita. It's not. I don't know. I always expect it dictionaries to have just words onto themselves. You think this would be in in the definition of Margaret at the bottom. Yeah. Also, another term is marked the right? Yeah. I've never, you know. And I said I I bartended for a long time. Nobody ever ordered a Marg while I was bartending. Of course, I even want them to order. I was gonna say a by bartended of bars that didn't really. They didn't specialize in Mark's. Right. That's for sure. Although I have people ask me for Margarita's. Like, do you see where you are? No, I it's whenever I was not without ever making a Margarita behind the bar. I have. But it's like seriously. Come on. How about this Fave? Favorite? Yeah. It's my fav-. Yeah. This word is older than it. Looks dates back to nineteen thirty eight. And it's just getting in the dictionary now faith long time coming for. Yeah. Again. That's, but that's off she favorite. It's a shortened version of favorite shorter. Nineteen thirty eight. How do they trace these things back? Some dude. In a room in one thousand nine hundred eighty eight that's my fav-. And then everybody else in the room went right down. What did he say? This is one of these day one of these days not today and get the dictionary not in a couple years, but one of these days. How about this? Oh God adore. All right. See that's come on. It's extremely charming or appealing all which is adorable. And it's now in the dictionary adore, I've heard people say that that's that's one that I knew about and I've heard I say that. But I don't expect it to be in the dictionary. I think there's a lot of these words that we're talking about right now that we don't expect to be the teacher. Very weird stuff. Now. Getting in the dictionary. How about here's another shortened one? Another rando. It's only one letter. How is it? I don't understand. But he does put across more. Yeah. It's a person. Yeah. Total Rams Rando. You're describing a person is Arango Rando. Yeah. No that Brando, dude. You don't want that guy? Total Rando according to marry him Webster this often. Disparaging slang means a random person a person who is not known or recognizable. Also can be it. Also can mean a person who appears in a conversation or narrative unprompted and unwelcome. Right. It'd be like I went to that party. This is a bunch of random does. What are what are we talking about here? What language are we speaking? Now. I mean, I don't endorse it beat in the dictionary. Israel does not endorse Rando. Do you think of the selection process as we're Elda? I think the dictionary is oh he was setting you up. Yeah. I know I realize midway it's trash there you go. But honestly, I feel like the dictionaries is they're trying to be cool. We should add that this is the online dictionary. It's not the printed. Dictionary there even a printed dictionary anymore. There are there are nobody uses them because nobody uses books either a mile high with all these words, you only ran does have dictionaries how about this one. As rela to go along with your to go along with your Marg have some guac. How is now in the addiction? Gawk is now on the in the dictionary. In the dictionary. I don't know. I don't know. There's a few more here that are just but guac as early you can enjoy with your Marg. Yeah. I'm like thinking of other words that. Why? I'm telling you dictionaries just trying to be cool. That's it the online dictionary wants to be cool. We're gonna find out how much cooler the online dictionary is gonna get after we take a break here. Three one two nine eight one seven one hundred is the phone number. If you would like to jump in with your thoughts on these words in the dictionary and all that Rando stuff and then three two nine eight one seven two hundred also for triple play Thursday, get your request into we will return. I business that matters. She's created a platform where women connect and share information. And now she's written a book about life and work mogul, founder and CEO Tiffany fan at five. The opening later this morning and seven twenty WGN. More than four billion prescriptions are filled each year and.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on Poop Culture

Poop Culture

04:14 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on Poop Culture

"Your mattresses I tell you what you couldn't do it. If you told your Killys. Mike, just go weak frog, leapfrog there we go. All right. Show me leapfrog. No, in the top five over to Sonny, can your team steal this round? Anyone have any idea. Do you think he's in the anal EMMY? Chuck Norris. Is that a position though? I don't know. You wanna do. As you. Didn't shouldn't involve some formerly kung FU grip or something like in some way, shape Norris gets his dick sucks. I don't know if that's. Done. Position. I'm thinking. Standing up like he's just holding her and standing very Chuck Norris doing silly and strong guy sexy, what are you guys gonna go round house. Dad might actually be. With his dick. You get a win, you get a winner. There. You're the expert picks up that damn. I mean, I would. I would think standing. I can't. I don't know if there's name for that. I don't. I don't know what he's standing. Standing, it'd be macho. I'm like the least macho human being on the face era. So I wouldn't know I, we'll be the most macho thing to do to hold her and like stand up fucker and beholding her. That's pretty mustache. Glistening. Folks standing? Yeah, jomie standing still the round. Not up there. All right. Brown house. Dick is up there. All right. What sexual position do you think Chuck Norris uses the most number three answer sexual positions used Chuck Norris. Number five answer. Most popular answer Chuck Norris has his own sexual position, Chuck Norris. That's the the roundhouse. You didn't know that calls at fuck Norris. Let's go truck. Nores my wife. We have something quite remarkable happening here on the family moved. We are down to round number ten in August mcglaughlin steam can win this up. We have a tie when we get to go to bonus rounds, which is never happened in the history of family pood- aka the one other time we played. So. Tire history. That's right. So let's go to the final tenth round. Come on down. Let's play the food, Mike, and Rick. We pulled social media and we asked them to tell us something people collect that. They don't tell others about Tron. All right, man crush booger collection folk. That was my answer. To, they're always under the chair. Are you guys gonna play or pass? We gotta play, fuck playing old time. Tell me something that people collect. They do not tell others about, oh God, it's going to be something really creepy something we'd. Human skin. Let's go wild here. Come on human skin, not on the board. I just wanted to say that I know someone who collects human scabs, which shifting things grocer in the other. Or the person would be very upset. It's not me because, you know, I would tell you I'm very open. I thought my answer was lousy, but now I know it's more on point than I thought. Thank you for validating. Might Mansa open like a pick..

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"chuck norris" Discussed on The Big 98

The Big 98

02:52 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on The Big 98

"Probably not pay mortgage you know. Much, about Chuck Norris yes he's twenty four get why he played with. Real bears Chuck Norris Yeah, yeah yeah yeah amber thank you. For, calling it thank you for listening we really appreciate you, all right My niece has real. Quick okay Hello How are? You what's your? Name How? Old are you Wow. You have a boyfriend Okay don't stay away run. As. Long. As you can okay I appreciate. You Liked every year Bobby bones Shutdown Manohla sam Same Mac Me See Scott John.

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Russia enlists action star Steven Seagal as a special envoy to the US

Overnight America with Ryan Wrecker

04:20 min | 2 years ago

Russia enlists action star Steven Seagal as a special envoy to the US

"Go round Also, member on NBC it was new to you so you can just watch it all now and it's new you now Now Marjorie thanks for calling. In you're. Welcome It's new. To me Last week I wrote about. This in my blog I have a hard time binge watching television shows because you can find a lot of these old television shows hanging out on a Netflix Hulu or whatever in you can just. Watch an entire season if you have the patience to sit. Down and. Not move I'm. Too I say this it's it's really weird when I. Don't have, free, time, it's like oh man I wish I had some free time and when I have a lot of free time, and nothing to do I think. Like I'm so bored what am? I supposed to do I can't. Watch a whole season that's not right and watching maybe in two hours. At most of television and then I have to get up and. Go do something else I'm. Finding things to do Talking about movie stars Steven Seagal was appointed by. Russia as. A special on. Void to the United States I don't think he really. Did television, he, was, mostly a movie Fain he's probably as he I don't think he was ever a list celebrities always kind of, been like a solid b. but. Now he's more of a see? Action movie star Steven Seagal played a former CIA agent I hit manning killer of criminals on Saturday Russia, officials tapped him for another role special Representative to improve relations between. The United States and Russia Relations between the two countries not so great Not. So great but he's sixty six years old I've seen some videos of him where he goes into these DOJ Joe's because he's still does a lot of karate and. It shows it looks. Like such a fraud it's, he's in this I think they're called geeze but the outfits you. See in the karate DOJ os or whatever so he's there on this. Padding in people are running up to him instead, of like physically moving to flip. These people they're like running up to them they're bouncing off of him and he's essentially like moving his little wrists up and down in it's as if that's enough like he can generate enough force to flip a two hundred, pound man on this back by just going did you? Did it just a quick little wrist. Move and it's like. He's barely even moving he just turning around. This is how you stop an attack this if, people there were actually trying to, hurt him he would have been a goner but they put on this demonstration to make him look like he is some, sort of karate God like he's Chuck Norris or, something you'd like has a legitimate legitimate Crotty today I? Think that maybe in one point in. His life he could've. But today it's not the day for him. But why even put on that charade why even, put on a demonstration of it's, just theatre is not even as convincing as WWE wrestling and it may be real to you Wrestling Israel let's be honest it's it's predetermined but it's real man. I think it was one of the wrestlers he said, basically imagine, if you're on your kitchen table and you, fall backwards onto the floor does that? Hurt that's real I agree so the stunt surreal all the things they do you know obviously it's the story line that they follow by I think that one. Point he, was a real karate dude but man not anymore Not even not even close. It's not WWE wrestling is much more real than than what he's, going through now so. Mr. Segel's grandparents were Russian. Jewish immigrants according to his biography he called Mr Putin personal friend wasn't that nice so he's, going, to be Russia's version. Of our Dennis, Rodman and look where that got us hey maybe leads us somewhere I don't know but. I. Guess Steven Seagal is going to maybe request special access to, the White House next Won't that be fun did you hear that there is, a, demand for video game. Coaches where has. That been my entire life that's coming up in have you ever hired a coach for. Anything Seriously, I mean have you. Ever hired a coach how did that turn out three one four, four three six seventy nine hundred or eight hundred nine to? Five eleven twenty it's overnight America came.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on ESPN Chicago 1000 - WMVP

ESPN Chicago 1000 - WMVP

02:01 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on ESPN Chicago 1000 - WMVP

"Gotta get you to somebody over the Chuck Norris question. Mike, Mike, Mike Guillermo should spend the rest of the show. Today inva- clevelander pool just sitting there and we checked it on. It go from the penalty box to get away from the ice and just put him in the pool for an hour and a, half and I'll deal with human resources later Here's the. Chuck Norris question the aforementioned Chuck Norris question because this is our. First, big, interview and we were hyping it up and that's. A little nervous before you play I just wanted people to know. Dan through it to me for the first question I I never show history I'd never asked the first question of interview and I, just got over this yesterday all right Do you want to defending yourself this is ten years ago Chuck Norris, was on with us we were a little bit scared of him he had all those Chuck Norris. Facts they. Were famous Tim tebow Bardem later you know that it's airy people wear. Tim tebow pajamas and. I don't remember how the facts work, but it was a. Cool thing back in the day and then Chuck Norris joined it and I was nervous and stugotz was nervous and this is, what came out of the mouth of stugatz. As our first impression to Chuck Norris all right we're going to see whether these, any of these here can. Crack Chuck Norris is top ten your favorite, involves the Toronto source Rex you wanna. Do yours Chuck Norris was tracing. The Toronto sores wrecks the Rex was, not chasing. The Jeep Alex and how much he's laughing I was. Wrong still not over at all right Looking at my Johnson is laughing there all right so that before this, was the worst moment, in the history of people trying to. Speak on the show but ladies and gentlemen lest. You think that is all time first ballot hall of Famer with no rivals rivals I present to you gear MO trying to lead. Us off on the segment where he was going to get to bury Charlie human this is, how the rodeo bull came. Out of the pen Charlie, sent, Charlie had this Charlie as. Far as I know so just Charlie's title stance That.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on 760 KFMB Radio

760 KFMB Radio

01:40 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on 760 KFMB Radio

"Becoming an actor himself and so. That scene where they fight and the Coliseum became the most famous come, from fight of all time off ever filmed, and it launched Chuck. Norris's career so without Bruce Lee we never would have heard about, Chuck Norris, do that he. Did that because. He likes Chuck. As a person and also saw the talent and Him and and so he was able to figure out, ways to help his friends and put them in places where their own talent. Could shine that's really good so he was never greedy, with the spotlight no he you know he always wanted to be a star but he he loves sharing what he had. And so Chuck is the most famous example but there's another friend of his who got his own movie that Bruce had nothing to do with he just thought. He was a good, guy very very talented and I've often joked you know. I have a lot of good friends and none of them have gotten me a movie Versus rent machi- stick. Around for another segment we got two quick break love so we're gonna put this book on a. Website this is awesome Bruce Lee a life, brand, new comes, out in in a, couple of, days is that right Matthew comes out a few days it's already out but that's fine I'm looking. Here since June, fifth July twenty I'm sorry. Matthew came out a couple of weeks. Ago what the heck. Is wrong with it. Just got hit Matthew you just. Got off AK I took a week. Off I don't even know where I. Am thank you for back. Me up there you're just like, Bruce Lee Here's, what seven, sixty Kathmandu put this book on our website Slater radio dot com click on. Books scroll, down you'll see it right there west coast..

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"chuck norris" Discussed on See Something Say Something

See Something Say Something

02:34 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on See Something Say Something

"Had a desk job and going on dishing i'm getting closer i'm getting closer i'm getting closer and i'm thinking to myself only got anthony hopkins chris rock is amazing and sure i'll play terrorists no problem let me just get out of this office and by the way if you end up with a movie like you might make off that movie what you would make that whole year as an as a as an assistant at the same time i had auditioned for a chuck norris movie of the week this is when chuck norris had a show called walker texas ranger which also elise show just a side note on that i used my uncle from pakistan lived with us for six months that was the only thing he'd want literally the only thing he'd wise funny you say that are people love watching our people get their asses kicked i sorta got my grandfather who barely spoke in english love chuck norris it'd be like he's beating up our people say they deserve it i never watched it with i actually didn't realize how often chuck norris was actually like killing terrorists i just assumed it was like all american western issues now and i only later realized that like that was like his big thing which is like no patriot i was quite a bit younger yeah yeah so he did a movie of the week called the president's man a line in the sand so i at additional for the chris rock movie out addition for the chuck norris movie of the week that was going to run a cbs and that one was basically based off of bin laden before september eleventh so it was going to shoot an early two thousand and one my agent causing me up on a monday and he goes listen the chuck the chris rock anthony hopkins it's down to you and another guy do you have a valid passport because they're filming this in prague we'll know by wednesday so there's a monday by wednesday you may have to be on a plane going to prague to film for three months or whatever it is and you get paid well and bubble i go home i got so excited wednesday role around the pick the other guy i'm bummed out i'm sitting there and this ad agency who basically now is like firing people just sitting there's like five people left in that easy and then they call me the go chuck norris the thing worked out they want like you i wanna play an afghan terrorist or not and he was an afghan tears afghan in america and i thought to myself you know what i'm gonna do this but i'm going to show through my acting why guys doing what he's doing and one thing that people don't know as an actor when you get a part you do a biography of your character you write the biography where did they come from before they ended up in whatever those scenes are in that movie so in writing his biography i thought to myself why would this guy want to blow up a building chicago this guy from afghanistan as i read the script for this chuck norris movie of the week chuck norris plays a professor he's.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on Lights, Camera, Podcast

Lights, Camera, Podcast

01:43 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on Lights, Camera, Podcast

"Yeah think p ninety is also gun call duty knowledge tells me right walter walter p ninety now i think it's like the gun with the clip that goes on top you don't talk about really tiny author pa walther p twenty two walter p p k from goldeneye authors also german gun i dunno on this quick who'll but i think that would make it a perfect action movie how about how about some other workout things you got five master you have the bowflex total gym with chuck norris and then of course the shake weight going back to the dombi apocalypse concept i feel like all of these movies would work well in a comedic zombie apocalypse magin someone crafting a huge weapon out of a bowflex and mounting top truck and just it just fires gigantic arrows sambas they make these like all those cables and shit and make like a mouse trap type scenario for his ambi like just like deck out like we're like home alone make all these traps in a mall or bowflex factory or whatever they are at at sears they had a line of nordic track close just gonna throw that out there oh no bearing on voting no you remember nordictrack was like the original bowflex it was like the mail order fitness equipment of the ninety s and then i think sears someone bought the brand and instead of making nordictrack equipment they just started putting it on clothes it's like there's fucking okay.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

01:32 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

"Sometimes no is no i don't think what you are you're misunderstanding dan was a and i just want but how are we going to do that 'cause you take twenty minutes to do these this is what i meant though what i meant is bring him telephone number and we can listen to his portion of the conversation yes that we can win he's talking to the ceo's that's what i'm asking you for in the next segment i would like to hear stugatz talking to someone to see if he can persuade that person i wanna see go over the head of these people publicly in a way we all can listen to sure thank you donlevatar all right we're going to see whether these any of these here can crack chuck norris's top ten your favorite involves the toronto source rex you wanna do yours stugatz yeah that chuck norris was tracing the toronto sores wrecks the rex was not chasing the jeep this is our show with stugotz on the ticket once again we have me know has an pseudo and he's just part of our nonsense and we don't actually get to use his basketball expertise i have a list of basketball things you're into most of them national topics but i'm going to do what i'm guilty of as a show collectively and not go basketball what's your problem with how greg cody says shrimp why don't have quite the opposite i love the waste shrimp.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on The Art of Charm

The Art of Charm

01:47 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on The Art of Charm

"And she's like adrian hey adri it right try to voice over so sliced alone and then she's doing god what's his boxing coaches name i always forget saved something for the sake of yet remember from the ice de commercial i mean it's all the she's doing all the voices in so everybody knew her voice but nobody knew what she was doing because it was illegal so shiite she's like the most famous person in romania side from the dictator but nobody has a clue who she is used as the disembodied voice and she goes through and she's in this all over the place and she's telling stories about them getting raided by the secret police and then she's like i'm going to jail mcgown go to jail and then the next day the the guy who arrested everyone is like no no no you come back tomorrow and then the the secret police are running the black market vhs market and then they get taken over by the other secret police in than those guys start running it because it's just too damn profitable and just like narcos for home entertainment right it's yet narcos but with vhs tapes there are poorly copied and distributed it's just it was a fascinating thing that if you like iron curtain type stuff or you're interested in a little bit of a a different type of documentary i love this one chuck norris versus communism it's on netflixing hope you enjoyed that i want to thank everyone that wrote in this week don't forget you can email us friday at the art of charm dot com to get your questions answered on the air we'll keep unanimous or we can come up with a funny name whatever if it's feedback for the show we are fans of your strong opinions loosely held we love to argue like a rights but also listen like rump so don't be shy hit us up over here a link to the show notes for this episode can be found at the art of charm dot com slash f m f one five zero quick out to everyone who sent me nice holiday cards gifts some of these things were a little.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on The Projection Booth Podcast

The Projection Booth Podcast

02:02 min | 2 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on The Projection Booth Podcast

"Have a after after bruce lee i have the uh the rise of chuck norris this career where he's going on melding the ah the image of the american college boy uh with the uh with the martial arts of course bruce lee appeared with uh uh with uh with with chuck norris and no one of his songs as well and at one point chuck norris i've been uh his uh his student to see some of this natural um a progression from bruce lee through the uh through the rest of genre and when it comes to the hong kong action selma john mood specifically the wheat that those films were introduced to the western audience know you're saying the first one that you saw his hardboiled i know some people their first one was the killer other people i was a better tomorrow how do you think that the way that those films were distributed or not distributed in the west kind of helped them enter into our culture and that do american uh the american uh uh consciousness jews weren't uh released very broadly and the ah in the theaters they would go it a ninety suits don't show up on on video tape or sometimes show up and uh uh some theatres and in some asian neighborhoods or an or an art house theaters that were uh there were usually interested in foreign films as well so uh the fascinating thing is that they did take hold uh they they did take such a stronghold despite not having a very broad release however what happened though was that hollywood itself even though the distributors might not uh go one give a give vied wide release to foreign films they are conscious of what's going on in the rest of the world you know so the the directors the producers they're going to the various uh off film festivals around the world so uh they were uh they were aware of jim on w and they were worried that uh he was interested in coming to uh coming to.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM

WNYC 93.9 FM

01:52 min | 3 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM

"Do our free advertising campaign and with my advertising they raised an enormous amount of money very quickly now i was able to recruit them into this crazy project it must have been quite exciting book quite dole well at the same time trying to set the tournament soap absolutely there had been a number of people over the years that had been talking about some sort of a free style fighting championship but nobody ever organized anything on a grand scale armed with a 65 page business palm arts left advertising and set amount trying to turn his idea into a reality tv networks would not convinced they had no faith that it would be successful they told me that type of thing belongs in the movies but it didn't belong on paper view that was the home of boxing mike tyson and also they felt that it would probably be illegal interestingly enough we had approached chuck norris we wanted him to maybe be a commentator and his response was is this legal he just kept repeating that question is this legal odds eventually teamed up with smaller payperview company semaphore entertainments you'll see registered an office in colorado where bareknuckle fighting would not run into an illegal issues because of an exemption in the law there was just one thing missing the fighters i began looking for martial artist all around the world telling them that we were looking for the ultimate martial artist the world's greatest fighter so i began to receive phone calls and faxes people was sending me videotapes i went out and did interviews and i began to assemble the fighters necessary odds eventually recruited eight fighters who included hoist gracie ken shamrock john doe box are jemison and even a sumo wrestler taylor too.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe

The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe

01:36 min | 3 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe

"I think were bruce lee kicked his ass and enter the dragon that tournament regularly yet the dragging would roussy kicked is asan returned to the dragon i am so sorry to the two of you i am i should say but he told that freak he should have kept him down you know what i'm saying because i as guide never should have had a second or third career done i'm done talking to the nazi you were done in 1974 smoothie chuck norris 72 the ratp right you know basically he's an extra in a bruce lee movie who did some other stuff later fastow walker texas logotype stranger very wellknown loser was a popular series i look i am not a fan i'm i'm just trying to give you some context as to who this person is and why is the in the news and what's going on with chuck norris them lawsuits well he and his wife are taking on several medical device manufacturers in a lawsuit filed in california last week alleging that a chemical gadolinium used in mri imaging scans poisoned his wife yet the chemical gadolinium is a rare earth metal found in contrast agents used in many mris and it's important because it enhances and improves the quality of mri images it's it's a contrast agent meaning that it increases the signalled an mri scan when it's where it's president right because it's magnetically responsibility to magnetic contrast represent marai scan uses magnetic field.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on Gettin' Grown

Gettin' Grown

01:30 min | 3 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on Gettin' Grown

"The answer is i i used to have like this huge chuck norris of you did like during the during the time like during their whole when the whole thing adopted where it's like chuck norris kick kuok or water all of that i had this huge obsession we allow oil and i come up with all of the most ridiculous insane things that chuck norris can do in addition in so yes i used to have very big obsession which of norris i remember he used to sell those exercise machines on on the win at night what is the call something on my gosh i can't think of it when infomercial yeah like he used to sell those things i dunno speaking of which okay okay i'm glad you so the next question for me right gene did you ever have like oh really weird obsession or like over we'll or like a really weird thing that you did as a kid that might not have been like kid like that would he me like i used to watch stories with mike roma okay so there could be like my sister used to be obsessed with prices roma guy we why prices rising family to this day that was my sister my grandmas time that was there that was the nine like i didn't even it i liked prices robots like this is your wedding in my sister was like prices right is than we and we play we play along and we watch will the fortune of course if we watch all glen cove and be actively playing like at the dinner table it'd be like is serious business.

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"chuck norris" Discussed on Reality Life with Kate Casey

Reality Life with Kate Casey

01:46 min | 3 years ago

"chuck norris" Discussed on Reality Life with Kate Casey

"On chassis simmons was born and raised in dallas and is one of the crown jewels of the social scene in dallas she comes from incredibly wealthy family and limbs in the exclusive highland park neighbourhood with her husband jeremy and if you've seen the show you know he's a supercute guy looks like uh maybe a stunt double for chuck norris i was really excited to talk to her and more so when she began to explain a little bit about her life story and as you will see she's a really inspiring woman and i think it's really great that bravo has chosen this woman who is you know 48 years old and has a very layered life and it's just really nice to see women who are that it inspiring women who have their own businesses and have great stories to tell so i'm delighted for you to hear this interview with deandre ciments i've been using blue apron for a while as an easy affordable way to order a variety of fresh ingredients to cook incredible meals for my family but my goal this month is to get my kids in on the action and i know that my kids will love cooking some of blue apron's upcoming meals like meatball pizza with fresh mozzarella cheese and charm tomatoes or me so butter salmon and loamy noodles right on my daughter's alley check out this week's menu and get your first three meals free with free shipping by going to blue apron dot com slash reality life you will love how good it feels and tastes to create incredible home cooked meals with blue apron so don't wait that's blueaproncomgordon body life blue apron a better way to cook.

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