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The 12 Beers of Christmas

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The 12 Beers of Christmas

"This episode and every episode of the beer guys radio show is brought to you by ironmonger brewing visit ironmonger at their taproom in Marietta Georgia or online at ironmonger brewing dot dot com. It opened up a tab. Grab a seat and pour a pint. It's time for the beer. Guy's radio show free beer brewery dedicated to the art science and enjoyment of craft beer. We got now here. Are Your host Tim. Dennis and Brian Hewitt and welcome awkward. Beer Guy's radio show were broadcasting. The Beer Guy's Radio Studios in Marietta Georgia. This is episode two zero six of the show. This are twelve beers of Christmas episode. Brian what do you think about that. I'm I've been looking forward to it. I'm it's a fun of our. It's the most wonderful time of the year. That's right the most wonderful time for a beer. That's right I am Tim. Denison Denison with me as always is my good friend and Co host. Mr Brian Hewitt. Hey Tim joining us to help us. Drink these crystal. Spheres we have Bridge Patel from Marietta's spray bottle shop. We're going to talk about and drink. You guess that a bunch of Christmas beers bridge. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having me on the show. Are you ready for the challenge of these twelve. Christmas spears never been more excited. Your professional right like a kid wakes up on Christmas morning opening the gifts exactly. We don't have a tree but they're all nicely wrapped for us so we're GONNA have a good time with it. It's nearly as intense as the transmigration challenge transmigration challenge which is even harder. No it's easily with the other way so transmigration assault is a popular double double. Ip here in Georgia used to be ten percent ABC transmigration. Challenge was to drink a six. Or just just one after. That's right you've actually completed. I have done it how many times I've just the one time I. I heard that they were changing the recipe and going back down to eight percent to make it easier to drink more RAV and I said No. Now's the time if I'm going to do this. Challenge in beats. I need to do it now now. Dan Time to do and I had a friend at a friend. I still do have a friend that can do it on a daily basis. Who I don't we actually may have some people and websites and stuff? We won't refer him to be so they get some the people we want to put him in touch with. Yes this is intervention have so. We'll Brian You had an eventful week. I did not this week. But won't you tell also about some of the fun stuff you got into so the big. The big time I had was the strong beer festival at wrecking bar. And I I drank everything. I could MM-HMM I talked to a lot of people met with a lot of people in I- intersperses many drinks as I could in there. It was very busy time. What were the standouts for you as strong beer festival and I think these were beers beers all over eight percent I think is what they qualify? Strong I think so. I believe I don't think I saw anything. I definitely didn't have anything under eight percent. The most interesting thing I had their are you know having said that. I'm not sure about that royal that I had from Sabbath brewing. That's going to be opening up here. I don't think I've ever had royal before and stood out to me just because it's new and exciting and write about it and it's a very interesting beer actually don't know what the ABC was but It kind of tasted like beer plus something career plus finger okay. All righty needs creature comforts. The tree that owns itself with the barley. Wine was also very tasty is a ton of stuff. I know the reformation Shen had pecan Dapo Bach which was quite good and I believe was one of the The win one of the winners I was GonNA ask about that. Well that sounds tasty and You know I had a An icebox in eighteen percent icebox from wrecking barred. They're HOTLANTA. How many percent eighteen percent thirteen inch fourteen inch on the thing it said eighteen percent and also a quad quad mead quad staffer amongst me? That was eighteen point five percent so I had those so. It was a very exciting time quite a busy. Did you keep the tradition going Brian of going to the bar and drinking the finest bourbons. No I did not. I really should half it. I'd never even made it in their never. got that close to this. I think the last two or three years. We've done that. Ah We've drank all these big beers and then they have a great bourbon. Selection bar to allow people may not realize that but they had I believe it was The pappy fifteen gene or ten. It was the Bohen Bantustans fantastic. Yeah prices are amazing. That's what I was GONNA say. Price there was better than anywhere else. It was good enough that they had like three quarters of a half a bottle when we got to the bar and by the time Brian and I and the other people were told about it they was going Polish. We we killed it off I I I know we had at least to ourselves and then a couple of other people had won the bottle was gone. It was on. It was fantastic though it was very memorable in in the middle of this giant beer. The festival were drinking bourbon. It's but it's amazing is it went well with the strong beers and then I follow that up with a a walk around the corner to the porter where I had some Some slow poorer pills nurse. I think it was chrome barker pills. Didn't I didn't keep good track of it and let's be honest. I wasn't a hundred percent there by the time I got there so you know what I'm saying. You walk down to the porter so that shows at least a little little bit exactly and actually don't recall a lot of that trip. I remember being there sitting at the bar drinking and I Uber's the entire wages so everybody knows around. So that's safe. I ahead one pills ner this entire week. That was my entire week because you know front of injured my leg somehow and it was bugging me for awhile in this weekend. I just took took the week. Gough took it easy at the house. I got got cabin fever fever from and I'm not used to stay in the House that much but so I took it easy on alcohol because I was nursing an injured leg and so I had no fun. No Fun one pillar this whole had enough fun for both of US ally appreciate you calling out there on that bridge how about you. How was your week pretty pretty you crazy? It's getting ready for the holiday season. Yeah with all the releases after Black Friday keeping up with all. I saw you know we do this week in Georgia beer newsletter that we send out and we put all the beer releases on there and it was just jam-packed you know is just so much going on all the big barley wines and stoute's and Barrel Early Age Beers and everything all those figures you want for the cold Christmas nights coming up there indeed. Well you know Tim. I think we should talk about the beer's of the week crack open. I've been a cold one truck and tap beer at the week craft beer and food trucks in downtown Woodstock truck and tap dot Com. We'll Brian we've got a great selection. This week. We have twelve years. You might get from the title of the show. I'm not going to run down the whole list right now. We will list them as we go and of course in the show notes when we put this out there we will make sure to mention them. But I'll tell you around one of our twelve beers. We have Samuel Adams White Christmas. We have a beat a Christmas l.. And we have Scheiner holiday. Cheer so we're GONNA go through those we're going to check them out and if the end of this. We're all GONNA pick our top three favorites out of all these delicious Christmas Beers. We have some hoppy UPI beers. We have a lot of Belgian beers. We have spice sales just a good variety of all kinds of different Christmas beers and Brian. I think a little later on the show you did a little analysis. I guess we'll call it on the styles and ABC's these beers yeah sure little informational what you found out there on the shelves with all of these Great Beers. Sure absolutely good. Good well Brian. What's happening this week in the news? What's in the news? The beer guys have the scoop time for headlines. Alright alright so the the fun news. That's getting reported everywhere. And I do mean everywhere is that a brewery was forced to change their beer label because it was the depicting basically a reindeer Kama Sutra in the form of Christmas sweater. So it sounds a lot more risque than it actually was. The cantor was for Sycamore. BREWINGS Christmas Cookie Winter Ale and was designed as I said to look like an egg ugly Christmas sweater so that means that the reindeer actually look a little bit more like old eight bit video game characters in all kinds of interesting and compromising situations well. Some anonymous person online was not having it and complained to the North Carolina Alcoholic Beverage Control Commission and that got them a visit and probably a fine for the unapproved and possibly in quotes obscene label. So they didn't even run it past the authorities. They're trying trying to sneak it through so that's good news for canned collectors out there. If you gotta can. It's a lot more valuable because they had to change label for the the remaining stock so it it was fairly. I guess it all depends on your point of view but it seemed fairly harmless to me. Yeah Little Little teeny cartoon stamped out reindeer just enjoying join the season and Doing their thing and it kind of from a distance doesn't really even look like the reindeer. It's meant to be something you notice as you look. Look at it more closely. Which I'm guessing is how originally got approved? And then they got busted for well. It didn't get approved. They didn't submit it for approval at all. I thought it was out there in someone complained about it. That's not the way that war. They saw it on Instagram Okay Gotcha media asset really. Quick The brewers association has released their year in beer for two thousand nineteen. There is a quick summary is there is an estimated four percent growth year over year for Small Independent. US Craft Breweries the bruiser responsible for fifty five not not fifty five thousand five hundred fifty thousand full-time jobs which is an eleven percent increase from two thousand seventeen they contributed seventy nine point one billion dollars to the US economy and there were more than eight thousand breweries in operation in two thousand nineteen but there were also three hundred burris which closed by the end of two thousand nineteen or we'll have close by then so oh yeah. They added to holidays the calendar National Independent Buron Day on July third and small brewery Sunday on December first so right after black Friday basically still growing but changing times India after absolutely. You're listening to the guy's radio show. We're GONNA take a break but we will be back very soon to get into our twelve years. There's a Christmas breath. Craft beer forged a reverence for tradition and new styles that starter revolution ironmonger brewing. 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We do a lot of love for our local. So it's something we've done from way back back when we were just a local radio show and We continue it and the results. Brian will come out the twenty eighth on a special podcast only episode. It's tradition just like like this episode. It's tradition that's right absolutely so speaking of this episode we have done our first four. We've sampled through our first four Christmas beers. We had Samuel Adams White Christmas. Smith's Shiner Holiday Cheer. We have a beat a Christmas l.. And we just opened anchors long name on this one Brian yes anchor. Merry Christmas happy New Year. Our special social ill twenty nineteen brand. I think you found out something kind of fun about the label on this so there was an article that just came out on its SF gate about the guy who a hand draws and has hand on every single label on this beer for forty five years except one of a specific tree that he picks as but yeah. He's been doing that forever. He's ninety two years old. Do you know why he missed that. One is there any story there so Fritz maytag decided it would be cool to have a rotating group of artists. Just like he had somebody else do it and realized it was a terrible idea. uh-huh went back to the guy for the rest and the interesting thing is is on one of the anniversaries of that beers release. They actually had the the author or the original artists. Go back and recreate that one himself so he took the that picture drew his own version of it so they had A. Don't mess with tradition. So he basically drew it anyway even though he did so. It's kind of neat but so these first four beers here I think we've each picked our favorites favorites out of these first four. And we're trying our best to go from lighter to more intense or boozier that the Samuel Adams one is a a wit beer. The shiner one Brian. What is the shiner? The STILO on that one. It's a dunkel donkey. Yeah Shadows Dhakal wise in the obidos beers. Just a winner l. and the anchor when they don't really put a style out on that one do they just really and actually evita in the description on tap says it's Brown Ale but it's in there as like a winter ale I think is what what it is. There's a little liberal when you with holiday elsewhere. Exactly so bridge on these first four here what What are your thoughts on these four forebears? I think Inca Christmas took the win. On this round anchor got that one for Ya okay. Why did anchor stand out to you? They're just amazing. From start to finish the knows the mid palate it just it was just pleasant. Just a good beer Brian. How about you which one took the spot for you right until we were with this one I was at a Beta and then I had the anchor and that that took it for me? I think this has more balance. Has a lot of the similar. Things are like about the Obata but it's all balanced out it's not as intense so I was tempted to go the other way but the Merry Christmas one I think is the anchor. Merry Christmas is my winner that I do like the fact that the same ninety two year old man has been dragged the the labels for yeah a little biased. I will tell you that my order changed after having the anchor but I still gotta they give Sam Adams my top spot that will just Zack's nod and over here and he says Zaken Iron Agreement on the Sam Adams Other than that were pretty mixed on this first around the reason the Sam Adams for me. It's light very big Christmas spice on the aroma. Almost like a a pastry dessert Christmas spice. But it's it's light light headed creamy mouth feel to it and that one to me was just a very nice. It drinkable Christmas beer. Shir and that was a wit beer and that's one of the for for this time of year. That's the only beer I could see myself drinking. It's to me. It smelled like ginger. Snap kind yeah yeah. It was tasty so nice Brian. You actually looked up. Some statistics look our sampling of beers and try to see some patterns. We got there. You WanNa tell us a little bit about what you've found looking at these beers so pretty much. My criteria for picking these up was any beer that I found it had Christmas in the name or was generally accepted to be a beer for Christmas. I kind of went with that. All I did was count up to twelve off. You know and it was a challenge. Didn't make the twelve and what I found is there's an interesting distribution of styles and this is based upon what on tap says there are of of our twelve there are six of them that are categorized merely as a winter ale which can mean a lot of things to as winter warmers. And then of course we've got the wit beer we've got. We've we've got imperial stout we've got a wee heavy even have an ip and of course the Dunkel so that's that was really interesting. I'm guessing a lot of the ones that fall into that. Winter L.. Category category are coming from our brothers in Belgium. Is that right. Yeah Yeah I'd say a fair number of them but it's it's a good distribution of throughout interestingly distinctly about the ABC's say an as kind of a neat grouping of them so under seven percent five of them fall but the seven to ten ten percents we've got four and then plus ten percent we've got another four so it's almost evenly split amongst us or kind of on the higher ab range but some of them dipped down to just over five so it sounds like you could take your Christmas beers and you could plan out your whole day of Christmas. Drinkin- Sherve you could start with the lower. AB ones loans is less than seven percent. Then go and kick it up man get over good fences day off. Well that's the also look on your looking kind of the details on what it is a winter warmer. What is a winter ale? What is the difference in all these beer names so that is an interesting and kind of somewhat infuriating thing to look up because because people are very opinionated about winter warmers? I know one person I read in an article was quoted as saying that. Hey it's got to have big mall to Scott to have big chocolate but no spice and anything else is some other winter ale. It's not right but after doing a bunch of reading and I believe Looking into similar like Oxford Dictionary Listings thanks for these a winter. Warmer has a big malt presence is brownish to black sometimes spiced frequently not spicing for winter warmers actually usually more of a a recent thing. They may have a hop aroma but low hop bitterness and they frequently have a good deal of alcohol warmth so Numerous sources stressed that this one is about you know richness sweet. Malt bussiness and some spices. Then you have winter ale which seems to be more of a catchall category gory as it's used in discussions of beers it's kind of frequently nontraditional beers with higher alcohol heat following his category often used interchangeably changeable with winter warmer. And some insist. There's just no difference at all so some do so just semantics right kind of weird and then there's a whole Christmas holiday Ale thing and this is again another without really rigid parameters. I think at certain point a Lotta. This is about marketing. They're used interchangeably with winter. Warmer and again people people sometimes insists that. There's there's a difference between the two. These may not have as big a malt or high and alcohol as your winter warmer and they may be spiced more more along the way of you know the Wa- sale the traditional heated beers with spices in them. So maybe a little lighter on the on the malts the richness fridge. What do you see on the retail side around on this time of year? What are people going for the Christmasy Beers these spicy beers were seeing that People are mostly going after like the darker careers when orders come bigger trend on the STOUTE's On the Christmas Beers Giusti we notice right before Christmas the little window right between December twentieth twenty-first through Christmas Day people will go crazy on Christmas beers and by that time. It's like pretty much gone. They come in there so they wait too long typical holiday shoppers Shirley until the last minute every year. When there you see another tradition last minute shopping I need to know? Is the window four Beers Pumpkin beers wider or narrower than the window for Christmas spirits because it always seemed to me like the window the throw him out of the window thrown out of the Pumpkin Beers landed in July. Were there right up until Christmas but Christmas beers were only there for like eight and an acceptable month month and a half. Is that about right or it seems like Pumpkin was about a month month and a half this time and Christmas was less than two weeks old ring time and within two weeks we couldn't even get anymore. Lau how crazy man the change in beer market out there just seeing how it the windows are tightening up. There's more availability which is great for consumer. I'm sure it drives a retailer mad. You gotTa to keep finding new shelf space right the pretty much. Keep the new hot stuff in there. I thought it was interesting. I was looking to match up all the beers to make sure we had enough for all of us to drink. Some of of them were already sold out. You like. It was hard to find enough beers for us. You know buying the individual bottles so bit surprised by that you know. I know it is your even early on your Christmas Christmas beer shop. And that's right yes indeed. 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Beer drinkers don't Wanna get crazy here. Bridge which are you holding up over. There does good as crew on a lady. Corona Corona could starts right. So yeah we're doing. We're doing all right here. So the next four beers there's in our twelve years of Christmas we have Sierra Nevada's celebration fresh hop IPA. We got into twenty-first minutes fireside chat would is a winner l. so we got into one that there's absolutely no way. I'm going to say this correctly. Brian is a Belgian beer. Cursed Matzke Brian. I'm gasol I'm I'm okay with that. That's their Christmas nightcap winter l. and also bells Christmas L. Though got classic the Classic Bells Christmas L. It you know as we go on the ABC's creeping up this isn't that mid right yes were down lane which is why it's very important that we pace ourselves out because the last four years that we going into are going to be the some of the biggest boost ones Belgians and imperial stoute's indeed and segment four is going to be super segment fori super segment for yes looking forward to that Brian. Christmas Beers You know there was a time and I believe you've got a little more information for us on that I believe it was in twelfth. Well th- century Norway. You're actually required by law written law to brew Christmas Beers at Right. Yeah actually that is true. I'd never ever heard of this until recently on that Lars blog where he documents that Norwegian Farmhouse Ales famously but everything else about Norwegian beer culture in twelfth while century Norway. It was illegal not to brew beer for Christmas. It wasn't a kidding around situation. They were serious about it according to the Gula thing law. Aw if you didn't brew a beer for Christmas you had to pay three marks to the bishop which apparently was a big fine if you didn't brew a beer for three years and you didn't pay the fees is your properties would be seized and split between the Church and the crown and only if you confess your sins may penance. Would you be allowed to continue living in Norway so they were serious about otherwise. You're exiled from the king's realm right. That's six Christmas beer or get out of here. That seems seems like an easy one not to get busted on right. Yeah in a lot of people. Were already brewing beer so you would think it would be a no big deal. That here's the thing eh with all weird beer loss is a good chance religion was involved. This was driven by religion. So it wasn't so much that you had to do the beer. You had to brew Beer on Christmas and Toast Christ and the Virgin Mary or mother Mary specifically so that was what it was because Christmas basically took over jewel which it was a holiday that they had you know in the Pagan Celebrating vaping celebrating vapor. Yes yeah all those tobacco things. Yeah it's fantastic. Everybody was getting getting off cigarettes back there and twelve with their e CIG rate health. You know it. It was great when they're rating towns but Yes so they needed you to brew this beer. I specifically to toast Christ and mother. Mary and that was what it was so it was part of Christianity taking kind of taking over Norway because this was a big time when they they were moving from basically pagan a lot of paganism into Christianity. And a lot of crossover there and actually that's Christmas got aligned with Pagan celebration since their ruin your Christmas beer probably newly called Christmas exactly at that time and had to had to bless it to the Christian And if you did they weren't happy again you. You had a lot of the penalties. Initially were to the church the only time. The crown got kickback. As if they were seizing your assets and kicking you out of the country so I like how the final penalty penalty is. Give me all your stuff and leave get out of here when it comes down to like all right. I'll prove the beer. That's fine. Yeah easy demand. Let's brew this beer of the Beers we've had here Brian None of them Norwegian so far not a single one not a single one. But we've had some good ones. What are your thoughts? It's on round to the next forebears. We've had I the the beer that we can't pronounce it. I've never even heard of before the Kurt smooth smooth ski the Christmas nightcap from Belgium. That's my winner right now. That's of now that you've found before you went to the store. Do you just see it on the shelf for it. I saw the shelf. I I'd never heard of it. It's like Christmas nightcap. Oh this is a wild card. This could be anything. I was expecting very little honestly and It's delivered deliberately can flavor. Oh this is fantastic. Fantastic Ridge were you familiar with this. One never heard of it not on the shelves at Spray Bottle Shop in Marietta Georgia but you guys to at all. It's it's got hype. Yes build the hype man. Build the hype. What was your number one bridge the same one? Yeah Zack which which was your top one there. Okay that it gives to the bells. He gives the Christmas L.. And then so so. That's he said. The Kurtz Mickey got number. Two Kurtz Mickey got my number one. That was a surprise. I didn't expect back from an unknown Belgian beer. You know coming out there but I always enjoy Belgian Christmas beer so you know bring it on. It had big Almost a fruit cake spicy. Oh Yeah Nice March. The Good Belgian character just excellent holiday character Do Pretty carbonated kind of almost effervescent. I wrote effervescent investment in my little notes here. Yeah that's that was a surprise man. I love that one a lot. What's your current number? Well maybe I shouldn't ask you. What your current number two is over whenever to over all four? Maybe if I'M GONNA wait till we get all twelve before I go that I'm taking it one step at a time here on four that we've just had the four that we've just had a firestone chat firestone and I like that one I got I got a little essence a fireplace in there. Maybe a touch of of smokiness Again Katie. I think a lot of he's with the Malt and the spices shirk. Christmas cake comes to mind I really enjoyed that one a lot. I'm GonNA throw their bells. Got Me number. Three almost almost tasted like the hops in there were still to me. It had what I'm going to call a little vintage taste that I didn't I'd event it didn't dig and celebration. Jason gets number four out of this next. I'll tell you there's only one reason why gets number four and that is simply because it didn't say Christmas two hundred percent Ordina glass right. Yes the Lucius beer delicious beer and I'm not typically a real big hop head like this but you know there wasn't wasn't a ton of bitterness not overly bitter beer but the season right and that's it for me to bridges the beers delicious. It just didn't do it for me for Christmas. That's a great cold weather. Ip for people who liked that or like your Red Ale replacement type of thing. Because you don't see a lot of that not that many radios anymore and I kind of had that little bit of that Vibe to me I like it i. I could drink that that all throughout the cold weather. I got the celebration The celebration Al at Decatur Beer fast and it was a cold and rainy day this year. Educator Educator Beer fest and it was it was delight IRV really good so but if we're going Christmas bring me some of those spices. Bring me a little character to it. I think his what's doing it for me. Okay so with the bells. Christmas sale my one thought is of all these. A lot of them have had a bigger spice presence. That was more rich and I think they were going for a hearkening working back to like the the heated Wa- sales of your with the booze of your of your. Yeah that's that's the cells of your the technical term for your are and you'll of your when they stopped heating up beers at at Christmas time do two hops not tasting good when they're heated. They tried to replace that with alcohol. Warmth and I. I think that's what they did there and I appreciate what bells did with that. I kind of like that. All right did not notice the Vintage shops but I wouldn't be surprised I guess by that. Will you be making some Glue Creek again in this year Brian. Yes I'm going to say yes. I haven't put down firm plans to it but yes I have the the right bottle for that. Is that a winter wine Nelson Glueck Creek. You know what gloominess are okay so glue creek is basically the same thing but with creek. I won't use a creek beer. You know so. It's a a hot spiced creek. got that idea from cascade. And I've been using their creek every year as long as I have bottles to make Glue Creek you warm it up. You add some honey to it at had some fruit to it asks them mulling spices and I can tell you really good taste very impressive. Yes wrapping orange slice on there. Did you know that life. Men's makes a bottled Glue Creek break. That serve warm did not know that yes. So they're ready for you. Brian you can go WASA. Lean with your Glue Creek. Get some glue wine. Every glue base beverage coverage all the glue. I'll start sniffing glue. It'll be a fantastic party. You'RE GONNA have a heck of a Christmas kind of the courts Mirsky. Yes these these words all these tough words to say. 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A dollar muscle gets you commercial. Free episodes of the podcast five dollars youtube mini episodes every week. Brian so you can go to the episodes. Yes absolutely fantastic. Let's get back to the twelve years of Christmas so the twelve beers at Christmas Brian. It's interesting that you say twelve beers at Christmas. So we've done two rounds of four which would indicate bridge wouldn't that mean we had four more beers five more to drink that totally for more. Yeah four all right Brian. There's five beers here. No I one two three four work is yeah I got it well. It turns out that Brian. Can I count. But that's fine because we got another good beer in the mix here so we had five more beers at went into this So in this round we have course dot Christmas l.. We have the Santa Bernardus Christmas l.. We have delirium Noel. We have Nice Shouf and taken up the tel.. Tell in here. We have Perry's Christmas Bob so four Belgium's Belgians in a big stout in this last round and I want to say that the last one is thirteen percent so lucky thirteen totally makes sense for it to be the thirteenth. Yes so we got thirteen here. We have tasted and tabulated but before we get into that. I'm kind of curious when you guys think Christmas beer. What is what what come bridge Christmas beer? What says Christmas to you? What do you personally look forward to Christmas once by sat one bussiness? I want something that must be for. Fireplace Okay Printing warm holiday. Yes yes because you know there are a a few that that are more they bring the tree to the party. May The hoppy side of that for me personally. That doesn't scream Christmas l.. Not what I'm looking for in a Christmas l. there personally personally Brian. How about you man? What says Christmas beer to you? So we've had a few that had that whole I'm going to bring the pine or spruce Pine Spruce Evergreen Tree detail Komo Ryan. I like that I do like that but I think that having consumed all of these beers what I'm really looking for is the the soft warm heats in the spices and the effervescence. And I tell you it's mostly coming from the Belgian beers. The Belgians got strong Christmas awesome spirit game. They argue with that. Absolutely they weren't they. There was a world happened on Christmas beers thinking they would win most years does ab play into what you look forward to Christmas. You know it's not so much. ABC I think as the perception of heat but ab does help S- okay so you do want some You WanNa fill some warmth there alcohol and I think it's it's it's calling back to the Times where people actually heated up their beers during the winter to warn people up with with the spices. The mulling the glue vines. That sort of thing so yes I think I think the extra heat from the alcohol is is kind of key to that okay and a and Brian. You actually looked up our info on last year's Christmas beers correct kind of took a look at what that because I don't think that we have many repeats repeats this year we we came in and I think we've only got a couple that are repeated. We had a couple you last year that we didn't in the mix this year but some I believe it was from barrel of monks. Yeah other Christmas was it. I think our our winner last year was barrel of monks Father Christmas but we also had some other ones that we have here. We've got the courses Christmas Tale Delirium Noel. We've got the Saint Bernards Christmas Ale. So we've got a number of ones that have returned this year that you're always going to see you know now some of them they rotate in and out and I guess is subject to availability but Yeah I mean we've got some yeah right so when we look at these we talked about the Belgians and how strong their come and do you think. That kind of exemplifies at Christmas beer the Belgian character the spice that we're seeing because I I I will say this the just throw this out. As my personal opinion. There were some differences but I felt the course undock the San Bernardo Delirium and the Nice Shouf. All were very very similar beers in their character. I think they deliver a profile. The people are expecting in with slight modifications on it. So it's like everybody. He has the recipe of the thing that they make for a holiday. You know it's if it's a fruitcake which I guess people don't really make those but I think that all of these if you think of them as kind of a fruitcake they all have a slightly different recipe and what they present is very distinct if you think about got it. So when I was tasting these get that they're all very similar but they all have interesting nuance to them like were they. They focus on certain elements a little bit more than others. There's and yeah. It's it's very intriguing. It's hard to pick between them. They have similarities. But the differences are very very person must is the a little softer one might be drier. One may be a little more crissier now so that little more spice on that. 'cause there was one that I got a big black pepper hit on trips especially on the Roma and the flavor really banged out some pepper notes. There and that was that was one thing that did set it apart and the the the one that had the really interesting time note to it I picked out immediately and I thought about them like wild. That's that's different that's impressive. It's thinks that little their our little things You know you've got the same category very limited category that these guys are working from an like these little tiny nuances that make a big difference and in the end result if you think about them in terms of what they are. If you go all out and consider everything we've had it's gets a little harder to all right so with that said let's talk about our last round here a little bit and then we're going to give our overall top so bridge out of this last round of four slash five five beers for our thirteen beers Christmas. What was your favorite in in this round I think delirium Noel Delirium Noel? One okay what was it about delirium delirium. Noah's out of the part perfectly well bounce. Okay everything in it like the perfect balance of spice the perfect level of business and it was just is really well done. Okay Brian. How about you man? What was your number one in this rally? I mean the more I thought about this rounds the more I was into Uh Schuss. Nice Nice Shouf okay. The Orange Peel and the time together. Beautiful just beautiful. Yeah I will say this. I think thank throwing prairie in with all these big Belgian twist didn't necessarily give it the fairest fight. It could have had in this battle battle. I will tell you that it being in context with these other beers actually heard it a lot for me I would. I love that this like a chocolate tobacco back. We note to it. It doesn't do it for me right now with no you didn't fit in. It didn't fit in get suffered as a result of that. I agree putting it up against putting up against those others and again. That is a beer that I've enjoyed this this prairie Christmas beer all the bomb variants. I've enjoyed quite a lot right but having it up against those that just didn't didn't come out there for me. I need that he any that warm. That soft spiciness lowing fruit. The spices uses right. I mean I think that's what that needs and it's a different thing that he's what goes into Santa's pipe once he's done making all of this Christmas deliveries he's but while he's making the deliveries. He's drinking the Belgians that's it that's exactly what that is with that said guys. Let's do our top three overall from our twelve beers of Christmas Brian. What are your top? Three of the day I may've spoiled it but Shouf Nice Chouf is my top my number. One Course Sindand Christmas l.. Which I enjoyed immensely as my number? Two and Saint Bernard Mrs Christmas L. is my number three aright bridge spray very very Polish up. What is your top three so delirium no well takes one okay the curse to Moose Kerr thanks to which you guys need to go out and buy every bit of it I agree? That's yeah that could be number one but make it happen. It's a contender. Yes a shocker. And Ankara Crispus Acre Christmas. Food number. Three you know we've got a pretty. We've got some similarities. But we've got some variety on our list here. I put the Kurt Mosca as my number one. That was a fantastic. You're nice shoes. Took my number two spot Brian. It was the as I said. Similar charactered all these. He's but that once stood out and that Sam Adams beer from way back in I knew again I just let that one go. I knew I knew Allie. Good man. Well that is. That is our twelve years of Christmas. We thank you guys for joining us. We have a great holiday coming up next week Brian. We're going to the mid West. We're GONNA talk to single speed brewing company. Oh yeah thank you so much for tuning in have a great week. A fantastic Christmas and don't forget to drink local. Happy cheers cheers.

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... And Chill! on Siren Radio: Episode 53 - Christmas Eve

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... And Chill! on Siren Radio: Episode 53 - Christmas Eve

"And no an ad from dad right save money on car insurance when you bundle home and auto with progressive guy take these right. What is this wow? Where did you get this? I'm talking to you with the hair yeah. Where did you get good stuff solid? That's not veneer that solid stuff progressive can't say to you from becoming your parents but we can't save you money when you bundle home and Auto Progressive Casualty Insurance Company affiliates and other insurance discounts not available in all states or situations Christmas on Siren Radio just gone ten o'clock on your Monday evening Christmas Eve and you're listening to Siren Radio Radio Valentine. It's time to sit back. Relax Chill Christmas. Let's see only singing yeah <music> yeah along the politics. Okay talk denied. That's enough yeah <music>. I knew Paul McCartney. They're getting as in the Christmas spirits we are on the eve of possibly one of the busy days over the for many of us. He'll be hectic but we all right exactly the same tomorrow's Christmas Day I means today's Christmas Eve adio listening to Cyrus Radio Muslims kyw valid tied to sit back relax chill out with some Christmas music tonight gets gets the festivities underway. I've got bad cracking jokes some crispus trivia and the like I say a lot of festive Buzek to keep become per day until that midnight hour strikes and we celebrate right the fact that all the build up to Christmas is over and that chill is on its way traditionally and chill is all about chill-out music relaxation and that is going to happen as the showgirls on from eleven o'clock tonight. All the music is going to slow down as some of you may whisk yourself off to an early slumber especially if you've got the the kids up at five A._M.. In the morning one center has been remember kids. Get Bad now L. Center so you don't WanNa send you can't you open away. He might get a better coal in any sack you know unless but no it's going to be a a lot of festive <hes> beat tracks for the first hour or so and then we'll slow things down as we creep closer to midnights and you cannot have a festive I rendition of any show here on Siren without hearing this track at least once possibly one of the greatest Christmas songs of all time. It's the darkness Chris this time uh-huh and Dan <music> Steve Prescott <music> uh-huh <music> yeah before sets off to the studio today. I had this wonderful idea. What I thought was a great idea for some content for today's show you know 'cause I know we're GONNA play a lot more means today but come temps is always Katie? I was looking at Christmas related things. I thought maybe do something on tradition on them. You know the meaning of Christmas but then I thought now that's not really nice style. Let's Talk Christmas Caracas <hes> I thought okay a bunch of like pound shop unbranded Christmas crackers the cheapest that could find and I'd pull them on air in. I'm a bit Lisbet lonely on the stood in the studio tonight so <hes> I would be pulling them on my own polene Christmas cracker thing the saddest thing anyone can on Christmas Eve but I thought I'll I'll pull them in the studio and we'll look through at like the jokes of the Trivia because I have I have a <hes> a I have like an idea in my head that no matter whether you by the most expensive Christmas cracker in the world all the cheapest you still get the Rubik's jokes so so when out onto the high street today look in for them a May have left a bit let either say but not a single shop on Lincoln Tie Street that I could find at least was selling what was in Christmas crackers like I went in all the big chain stores at and I couldn't find any anywhere so either Lincoln of sold out and we are a big Christmas cracker city or two people not by them anymore. Stocks Not said to shops not stock up on them enough who knows so <hes> afford to resort to <hes> finding some of the best Christmas cracker jokes that can online and that's where I came across. They sought coal on the independence by Richard Jenkins. He talks about <hes> the fifty worst Christmas cracking ca jokes and a poll of two thousand British people have found that wanted five chose this particular joke as the worst they have ever found in a cracker so dramatic please ladies and gentlemen delivered Louis <unk> who hides in a bakery at Christmas amid spy amid spy. Wow I can hear you growing at home and even even in a prerecorded states I could be Hugh Cronin at home and that was closely followed. By what do you get if you cross center with a duck. A Christmas cracker plenty of them to curb has the show Coz rose odd but up next it's band-aid and the Almighty do they know it's Christmas. Stay tuned to sovereign radio <music> Christmas Time Vanish <hes> Eh uh over uh-huh Yeah Eh yeah <music>. Do they know it's Christmas. Let's see here listening to Siren radio absolutely love that track. I'm one of these people that loves when it comes to Christmas Day because it means that I get a chance to not just Christmas Day. Sorry like the middle of November just so that I can start playing Christmas music. You know we may not be able to play it here on siren straightaway because you know not everyone likes to listen to Christmas music it November by what he does. Give me the state. I've put pretty almost spotify playlists and listen along. I I just finally gets in the spirit more and he makes me smile. Christmas music. I think is all about making people smile and I think there's not enough like a lot of the songs that you're GonNa hear over the next hour also hold really classic old school songs and we don't have enough like modern day. Christmas songs is only a few of pled a few of the last few weeks like Christmas lights by coal play. Hey Matt <hes> we'll say Song Metairie <hes> when Christmas comes around but these not many iconic Christmas songs from the modern age but we're going to carry EXORB- <hes> lab with one of the most iconic Christmas songs of all time Merry Christmas everybody it slade Christmas on Siren Radio uh-huh Breath uh-huh it is <music> <music> yeah <music> uh aw shouts along with its Christmas at the end of that one year Eliah you're listening to Siren Radio Merry Christmas loans valid side. I'm taking to forbid bites with another festive addition of an chill here on siren in looking at some really look at us Christmas slide traditions Christmas crackers stuff but I'll tell you what that songs just reminded reminded me off. Do you guys remember the Benny Film Christmas special from quite a few years ago always reminds me of that because <hes> the they had slade perform God matters like guest guest performances and it was it's just one of those things sticks the mind of the performed on pedometer know why why that came to mind but a did all the same God that she has re real North Woodside like how could he get any Moldovan. You're a fan of any dome just to Annoy people even bowl. Let's have to the Christmas cracker joke shall we or which one is you let go with. What do you get if you eat Christmas purpose decorations tend to light US listing the Siren Radio Christmas on Siren Radio Jesus is was born on craze and man because <music> sometime in the whole uh Jesus was on threes man the called threes these them by night Bryant Signings Star Music and man air the threes <music> all the bring out there tease jaw? I just saved us. Oh your then and save may rain mm-hmm the nation they do the feats pay raise the cross the Graham clapper of the wheel the they spun around and he galloped into market street east badge upon his chest. He's named was Ernie and he trump the thousands milk in the West. They were lady numbers soon. She Eighty dollars number twenty two. They said she was do good for him. He was all prairie chic but already got his coco. They're three joins every week. They called him earning drove the fastest car in the West. She said she liked the milk piece it all right three and when he finished work one night loaded up the car these safety wanted pasteurize pasteurize. She's desert learning comes up to me. Chest Decoder drove the car in the West Evil Evil looking man called Deng Ted from temping gone from the vigers fan eight ten teeter with his talks steel mill brave thing the Saudis me poise the very near Turner aid. She knew his Karuna you'll avant roles every morning coveted every night anyone she saw what he's layer of drove the office no power in the West one lunchtime paid Ernie awesome cop tighter door eight drove the mad to find it was still there at phosphor and then of course and he went across worthies car off his orth whose name was trigger. I need pool. The pond in the winds caroni rushed out into the street East Gold Company he said if you WANNA marry Susie you fight for like a man a why don't we played cards for sneeringly replayed and just to make it interesting with other shooting on the boy dragged him these bannon beneath the blazing they stood there device and take Winfrey's button but Ernie's with two quick thing didn't go the white take plan reflected in for me then who she between them and try to keep them apart push for five then you looked up in them a concrete crop of the pike women the Ernie already bit throws milk in the West Ernie was only fifty two. He didn't WANNA die. Navy's GonNa make deliveries net milk round in the sky where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned. The Milton's knife is full of funding that fairy dairyland but a women's needs are many fold old and Sushi married taped but strange things happened on their windy night is they. They're bait was that the trees rustling or the injuries of the gate or earnings ghostly ghostly go top so rattling in their crates. They won't forget Hertie nineteen sixty ones Christmas is number one early the fastest built cartoon in the West Benny Hill a fun fact for you. Did you know the Benny Hill was in fact a milk band aid a previous life before he became cable a huge performer here in the United Kingdom. No you did not thank you very much. That's a fact that you were finding year Christmas Trivia this year in India Christmas crackers especially if some of these really bad jokes are ought to go by she we go through a few. Let's do it. <hes> what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back a stick what a horses favourite T._v.. Show Nay Sayers and did Rudolph Gir- to school no he was Elf Taught Elf taught <hes>. That's really bad here listening to Cyrus radio. It's Christmas Eve. I hope y'all. L. Having a wonderful time of sleigh center is on his way and <hes> someone's actually been doing the stats of how fast Santa Hasta travel around the world this evening in order to get to every house of every girl and boy I we're going to take a look at those facts and figures up next because he'd nothing says festive Christmas festivities rather than a little bit maths. You're listening to Cyrus radio. This is Bob and gay the Christmas Song. I like to do now south view that's fitting for the season that we're having now and I hope you enjoyed chess. Jack <music> <music> everybody attorney Bra tiny towns with find your sleep too <music>. It is gone spa to see how uh so symbol to kids from. What ninety two you all? It's been say minute times man Chris Aw Marvin gays take on the Christmas song probably one of the most covered Christmas songs of all time but sir. I really love that one. You're listening to Cyrus Sira radio. It's Christmas Eve as I'm sure you all know out there unless you've been hidden under a rock for the last few years month. Should I say Kazak Christmas for me started on November I work in retail in Lincoln indeed the he's been a busy busy few weeks. I'm not going to lie <hes> I was out on the high straight earlier today and the place was just packed with people getting those last few minute <hes> Christmas decorations Christmas presents Christmas gift just everything to do with Christmas. Don't go to card shop a couple of days before Christmas. That is the one piece of advice I walk. If you sorry to hold the cow jobs Lincoln I ah I literally I have never seed Bom Ahab. <hes> was just it was held earth but I thought was off. No you can do this girl. You could get in out no what you're planning. That's the thing do not dawdle at Christmas. I do not wander around shop especially ones that have one where systems don't dawdle you want to be in out know exactly what he wants in shop this is not the time for <hes> just buying things as a whim. You've got to know what you want else. You're going to walk out with like fifteen things that you think go. I'll give this person for Christmas or I'll use this and then you never use it and then he just sits in a covered for years and years and while I'm starting to get really grumpy in my old edge twenty two years old and failing that were Taylor swift isn't about to play <hes> but I was saying earlier how U._S.. Scientists have calculated that center would have to visit eight hundred hundred and twenty two homes a second this evening to deliver all the world's presence on Christmas Eve so he's a very speedy Senator Ladies and gentlemen because he will be traveling at six hundred and and fifty miles a second Sokaia job. He's got all that magic behind him that for certain you're listening to a siren radio will take you up to Christmas Day Christmas us on Siren Radio <music> Christmas <music> good to go it will be lonely be Orbi. I just breakdown down around Christmas. Tell me you know speed and <music> remember last year when we never being <music> Christmas must've been starting. This is the title of that you eh so it'd be lonely screws very and all in his mom. How do you know what I've may St- in the run-up to Christmas they see the Christmas Mahfoud last really realize today how much after missing out on the crispus food on the way up to Christmas because <hes> the stuck say Christmas Staus at the beginning of November slanted get a little bit of it <hes> uh-huh from December? I've actually did healthy sing which unites of changed my lifestyle around from he basically a lot of rubbish food a lot of a lot of takeaways a lot of eating out in restaurants and and you know it does all other up as I found very very quickly <hes> so studying healthier making salads Ho Jackie potatoes Ivy proper cooked beat. Not You know from Ding microwave may have I saw thing and I felt a lot better for its book. One thing that I have realized is that you just miss out on all the chocolates it. I've been having one chocolate a day as part of my advent calendar Linda. That's really weird for me because Christmas Christmas is all about. Isn't it <hes> outweigh it for tomorrow tomorrow. I'm good to have so much chocolates so much Turkey so butch food is going to be absolutely lay amazing and I've been looking up about why we eat Turkey at Christmas. 'cause I was thinking about this earlier and I was like up naturally not got any clue as to why well <hes> the belief as fat Turkeys were I brought to Britain in fifteen twenty and before that on Christmas day I we will traditionally eat bull's head goose or even peacock. Wow sounds sounds like what back in the jungle within ten deck deck and Holly should I say <hes> but he's claimed the Henry the eighth was the first person in Britain to eat Turkey for his Christmas meal. Well look that he gets eight wives and Turkey at Christmas Nice. What you're listening? Siren radio were headed up to Christmas celebrating the fact that the buildup it's almost over an actual day is on its way up next John Yoko happy experts. The war is over so this is Chris View Wall just begun. It is mm-hmm aw uh-huh yeah the Joanie Hokuto resolve happy experts. You're listening to siren radio over kyw's Christmas cracking jokes. Let's dive into a couple more. What what did the farmer get for Christmas a calculates? What did what snowman to say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots. Get it cool you get it and what school subject are snakes best stats his Torri top-quality comedy here on Siren Radio who needs radio therefore Christmas on Siren Radio and we're continuing on with a Christmas classic from the Love Actually Film. What can you believe? He was two thousand two. This came out show Christmases around. I'm me in wind. Go Chris <music>. Wait no smiles you talk to me and Chris. This will be no Casandra. The smart wind really shows billy Mac there with the Christmas is all around the in the dark horse single for Christmas number. One two thousand two in the love actually universe anyway glad that he is in front of me. Lucky was with the radio present in that Phil because I think if that happened in real life probably wouldn't be allowed back on the airwaves ever again <hes> I I love that track and I love that fell by the opportunity to <hes> good what chase at wildwood here a a couple of days ago. It was my Christmas tree for McKell Ferenci. She didn't tell me where we're going. I didn't even know that there was a cinema of their <hes> above the restaurant that is but sir absolutely loved their you know we had three course meal and and and the cinema ticket for like twenty quit each and to really nice evening so <hes> yeah I recommend it definitely and the love actually for me. I don't care what people say is. One of the greatest Christmas purpose films of Old Time I did actually get the chance to check out a NOTA ICONIC Christmas film. I'd never seen before <hes> just a couple of days ago and that was the holiday with Chan Black and <hes> <hes> was a name she plays feo Nerine Shrek. <hes> always on the tip of my tongue Cameron Diaz that's correct at she sounds just like feel now in the first Shrek she at that point apparently they were filming it around the same time but she sounds just like in in in the holiday at these people at home going kind of course. She sounds like she provided the voice but seriously go back and watch the two foams together you you can definitely tell more than any of the film <hes> by GUMP's to watch that I never seen before it got real rave reviews on my facebook and social media pages from people when I told them I was going to watch. It sounds like I had high hopes and yeah a a Ma- those expectations. Should we do a couple more RAM GOPAL MOCK Christmas cracking jokes before send us off to the news at eleven o'clock all gone. I'll do to <hes> what carol role do they sing in the desserts. Oh Camel Ye faithful and what do you saying a snowman at a snowman's birthday party freeze a- jolly good fellow. You're listening to siren radio. Please do not Choon out. I'm with you until midnight until that midnight hour strikes but a couple more songs to take us up to the news at eleven o'clock. I'm going to tell you exactly what I'm doing. Once we get off the air this evening as we're driving home for Christmas you WanNa get in touch with those here at Siren radio. It's at Cerrone F._M.. On twitter studio at cerrone online dug co Dot Hugh K. on the email or text in audible seven nine seven eight hundred seven one six Chris. I can't wait to saying those face dry for Christmas. Tom Com driving for Chris. Thanks and John Thong the free. Ah Driving Home for Christmas with Dr Chris Thousand Memory take a look the drive next just just nope enjoy all around driver Komo on holy ground can uh-huh traveling home for Christmas Dr Chris Jacob Maximum Justice striving aw Sir <music> aw <music> breath and uh-huh Christmas Christmas Christmas on Siren Radio is just going eleven o'clock of come on Christmas Eve say back relaxing and chilling out until midnight hour strikes Santa Baby just slipper sable under the tree boring. Army then all food good girl Santa baby down the chimney to night in Santa baby a fifty four convertible to light blue. I weighed up full. You Dea Santa the so down the chimney to think of all the five Miss Cinco in Kabul the FELLAS that I haven't case next year I could be just as good check. My Christmas Lewis I center they want a yacht that then an angel Laurie <hes> Santa Baby so we need to Santa any one little thing I really need the deed to Platinum Mine Santa Baby so Hari down the chimney to Santa Cutie and feel my stocking with the duplex and checks sign your Exxon the line Santa Cutie and down the chimney to common trim my Christmas tree with some declaration ball at tiffany. I really do believe in you see if you believe in me. <music> sent to be forgot to mention one little thing are saying I don't mean on the phone son to baby so much him June down. Let him you tune to night center baby. You're listening to a siren radio. This is an chill and eastern eleven o'clock now on your Christmas Eve. We're GONNA slow things down plus Nice relaxing music as you head off to deal slumber begin early Nice. If your parents with some young kids running around in the morning or maybe getting up early to <hes> finish at an appealing those pass nips chopping those carrots that kind of thing ready for a big family gathering Christmas is such a wonderful time of year and I've been reading up some facts about Christmas. Some inist takes facts things that I didn't know and and some of them are really cool actually knows hundred boring Rimba. Just listen to this one here because I know something my word to the studio today I walked past quite a few shops that were selling Christmas trees and their own about and they're outside the stores now with big like fifty percent off signs. It's Christmas receive fifty percents of seventy five percent of Christmas trees because let's face it a lot retailers want to get rid of them now. There's there's there's no place for Christmas tree. Selling in January is the <hes> and that's because nearly ely sixty million Christmas trees are grown each year in Europe alone. Can you believe that that's absolutely incredible to me another fun fact that I am I found out I from what team doctor who you a bit a friend of mine and American friend pointed out made that he was actually true is in America. They don't have Christmas crackers. I thought that was like a worldwide thing but Christmas crackers on not a thing across the pond and <hes> for any Americans that may be listening in today because we all broke cast on one. Oh seven point three F._M.. Burtt also online on the tune in radio plant APP and our website Sarin Online. Don't cut it U._K.. Across the the world I'm Christmas crackers and I should have explained this at the start before I said the jokes they are like a little paper thing that you pull. There's like a little popping noise that inside it. There's normally aerobics joke on a piece of paper but a trivia like a really really awful toy. I'm not selling them very well and neither is our country for the sake of trying to find them for today's show but some but they are iconic when it comes to the Christmas period so <hes> <hes> like I say hope you're having a nice evening chilled out maybe with a <hes> a glass of mold wine and a mince pie butts whatever you're doing thank you very much tuning in and of course some relaxing songs to take us up to midnights up next. It's missed Christmas to Mr Christmases brought together for one big festive showdown hates Michael Boo play and bing crosby spee white Christmas they go on to know shows <music> Slab Law Chris with every Chris car very the mail your the treat glisten with every crispus car in your Chris <music> and mail your Christmas be Michael Boo Laye and bing crosby's rendition of white Christmas but you might be surprised to know the one of the most classic Christmas tunes of all time was in fact written by Jewish songwriter of in Berlin. <hes> Irving Berlin rotates in a originally wrote White Christmas for a Broadway musical that never got produced a it was then picked up by Hollywood producers who used it in holiday in a nineteen forty two films starring Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire <hes> it became the bing crosby's version became the highest selling single of all full time which is incredible the high. Am I reading that right. Bing crosby's version of white Christmas is the highest selling single of all time. I did not know that I would have never said that but apparently reportedly that is correct. Wow that amazes me. The rights of the Irving Berlin actually hated one version of the song he loved bing crosby's version but Elvis Presley's version of white Christmas he hated it so much that he tried to prevent radio stations from playing Presley's Cova well with lead blue Christmas by Elvis last week and so I think I think Elvis has got enough Christmas songs. Just leave that one to <hes> being showy but one thing that I'm very excited about here. Siren radio is tomorrow Christmas Day. Four o'clock will be the local music spotlights as always on a Tuesday but they see it is the local Christmas music spotlights every song that you hear from fossil five o'clock. Tomorrow is a Christmas song produced an performed by local local musicians and they said we got so many seventeen that not all of them will actually be fitting into that our so. I'M GONNA play one for you now. This is vive morale in the bleak midwinter. You're listening to Siren Erin radio. You Stay Uh snow <music> <MUSIC> MM-HMM EH show <music> the <music> mm-hmm Hello <music> <music> faith morale in the bleak midwinter. You confined the local Christmas spotlights head tomorrow at four o'clock. You'll music on your community radio station up next it's cliff Richard mistletoe and wine. The child is the Karen Fast Dreams of Santa Dreams of Snow Fingers Bases Ms Lavelle and uh-huh with Gin Song Three Times Eh time trustee this you Iran taking just follow <music> take time again and aw and aiding mm-hmm it this evening. We've been learning learning a lot about Christmas Day and so the fun facts the might not know about but I thought let's do something different now and Lynn a little bit about the day after Christmas Day because I was wondering where does boxing day come from. Why do we have? It's that's why why is it caught. The Name Boxing Day you know is it because northern families like my earn lights have fights on boxing day and kids we fighting over the facts that you go this curse was the nightingale one of those and youth. They more money on Bernardi get that. I don't know if the Delaware accent came from a I swear it's not my family my might be sat with era. This was listening to this to the don't think that was any of you but boxing day actually gets its name from all the money that is collected in church John Boxes for the poor so boxing day the day after Christmas was spent boxing up the money <hes> in order to <hes> distribute it then to the poor which you think's actually really sweet <hes> story behind their of which I personally did not know. Did you know let us on twitter at Siren F._M.. Studio and Sound Online Dakota U._k.. <hes> <hes> for the email you can also text in audible seven nine seven eight hundred seven one six or get in touch with us on facebook Siren Radio One zero seven three right less. This is a couple more Christmas cracker joke shall we <hes> why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay. They were to D- <hes> to their get it. Hey Boom Ch <hes>. What does a frog do if his car breaks down? This did actually met me laugh he gets it towed and what happened to the man who still an advent calendar. He got twenty five days. They get to siren radio. This is the ban naked ladies bathroom harse opens the fee we go laughing son Bobtail tail making sphere. It's fun to ride and saying slayings nine <music> gene shooting law. Oh what fun one open Jingle Bell Jingle Bells Jingle Oh what fun and one horn open slaying <music> <music> eh through the snow or the Paris bride it is yeah I thought I miss my son Fortune. You're going to she's scared. It should do not say the what <music> what fun and saying the bad then he keyed ladies Jingle Bells. You're listening to sired radio at <hes>. There's the bed behind the also Baked Bang theory theme chaired with their what seemed like a nice relaxing tax. They read of Jingle Bells but they snuck it in the end. They went all back to their roots but I'm going to break you not only a heart bought your minds with this next fact that is that jingle bells when we associated associated with Christmas whilst is one of the Christmas classics on Everyone's playlist today and tomorrow the song was written by Joe James Laud Pierpont Pierpont a hope of pronouncing that currently I am but it was actually originally written to celebrate thanksgiving. It wasn't anything to do with Christmas and yes and yet here we are. We've taken it. We've Christmas is it and and it's one of the all time greats foreshore rights lie slow things down her wits. What time is it when elephants sits on your fence time to get a new fence? You're listening to Siren Radio Christmas Christmas Siren Radio <hes> <hes> <hes> <music> <music> Louis C. C. H C zero in the end <music> <music>. You're listening to siren radio. It's nearly half past eleven on on your Christmas Eve really not far until we'll be getting open the born ag- ready for probably what are the busier days of the air I mean we don't have like really personally. I don't have like busy Christmas days. We don't do much but we still hectic. All the same. You know be spending mine with with my family. I'll be spending boxing day with my grandparent's. He'll be is going to be a lovely lovely. COUPLA days back in Otis failed <hes>. It's just a chance to spend some time with family play some games. I love play a game that used to play at my <hes> grandparent's on that side. which was you know with played like this game where you they was basically charades but with pope names that's that's always a lot of fun <hes> with like name that Choon <hes> my my grandparents at Christmas as well? which is I always in charge? I don't know what it is. I think they just think well. You know what he's the radio presenter. He's got the he basically I paid for the spotify account. That's probably why get thrown in that one but I've got to put one of those together tonight. That's what I've gotta remember to do. <hes> but I'm sure a few these might be in there as well so if any of my family listening Nur Cheating get get your homework done you'll be on. You're listening to siren radio and like I say every song was going to be between now. A midnight is nice relaxing chilled out six. That's what we do here on your Monday. Evenings was celebrating the fact that the bill looked Christmas is almost over and the day is on its way out next. I I've got this really Nice June employees by t-bone Burnett the classic Carol Readies God Rest Easy Mary Gentlemen Stitch into Siren Radio Sue the chance to midnights in. You're gone this Christ. I see views on Christmas Day so from sex EH <music> dismay Christ US Christmas this stay Sanchez aw <music>. I mentioned earlier around in the show about how a lot of people pull of been a bit of a stressful run-up to Christmas especially fear working in the retail sector here in Lincoln especially around the Christmas markets and everything like that and found out something which which has just perplexed me completely and that is a Christmas bonus law. Did you know that in Greece Italy Spain in Germany workers get a Christmas bonus of one month's salary array by law. I did not know this. Did anyone else no this. You basically get thirteen months of salary by law in Italy Greece Spain Germany the and I'll tell you this could be this could be the thing that brings this country back together. I mean you know Theresa may she's. She's in parliament right now really struggling to cut admit I would like to say and this is the first time of pointed it out. I am recording this on the twenty first of December. Here's a great possibility that they might not be around this time when we are on Christmas Eve just a little disclaimer but you know what back to it. She's she's there. She's struggling glint. She's thinking you know. How could we bring everyone together? These could be eight just offer everyone an extra pota- salary. Hey presto your bills through parliament away from that. We've all got a very busy to hit tomorrow ahead for Christmas Day. You know we're going to be in a lot of food. That seems to be the theme for Christmas nowadays in the twenty first century we just we justify face as let's face it and one one thing that I found out as well as many parts of Christmas tree can actually beaten so if you sat there you've been through all Turkey. You not quite on the cheese board yes but you think I think I need a little bit of a snack will just lean over to your Christmas tree. Don't even have to get out to go to the kitchen. You'd have to cook anything. Lean over to your Christmas tree. Take off a couple of the needles and that it's great source of vitamin C who needs oranges tangerines in the stockings now those with got US tree ulysses they get to siren radio unless carry on with the some more relaxing Xing Christmas music this next track is warnow. Keep saying the would iconic but it is is one of those great classic iconic Wonderful Brilliant Christmas tracks but before that who delivers presence the baby sharks at Christmas of course it center Joel's this is Frank Sinatra. A center goals is go into town better. Watch you better not cry better not pout. I'm telling you why Santa Claus is common town. He's Megan analyst and checking it. Twice is gonNA find out who's naughty and Nice. Santa Claus is common. He sees you when you're sleeping in knows when you're awake in knows if you're been bad or good soup it good for goodness sake. Oh you better watch inveterate cry aw I'm telling you why Santa Claus is Common Kutai <music>. They say better watch better not cry better not apart. Santa Claus is common is GONNA list Teddy's checking it twice. He's GonNa find out who's been in in Santa. Claus is coming to town. He sees you. When you sleep in here knows when your week he knows Louis? If you're been bad or good so be good for goodness sake you better watch better not cross that or not I'm telling you Santa Claus is is coming to come. See me. No baby cold outside now. We're inside. Do you have a good time to my garment. All I had a wonderful time figured it speeds so much much nicer here than outdoors you know with fireplaces going. It's nice. It's cozy. It's warm and nine. I really can't pay me. It's cold outside. I've got to go cold outside. This evening has dropped very nice holier hands. They're just like my mother will start to watch ah though will be pacing the fireplace really I Danis Godal leased on just a half a drink records on while up baby. It's bad I'll say what to be had out there. I wish I knew her like starlight guilty. You had your here and say no no mine to five move close. I'M GONNA say that I sent some hurt by uphold out but it's cold aw seid do now nuts nicer as we've got the magazines put away where all comfy and warm well Carman now. I simply must roll out. The answer is no cold outside the welcome. Has You know nice and warm. Look out that back at that my best we'll be Gosh Lips. Look my brother will be there and like waves that Bonn tropical shrine maiden aunts mind is are. Maybe just a cigarette Malva such as it'd be got to. Maybe you'll freeze out there. Come up to your knees out there. You really been I have to see how Care Avenue this thing to talk to remind. Lifelong will be taught pneumonia over. We have had cold days leading up to Christmas this year. It's it really not been cold enough to snow yet and that's been a big thing on the news as people say. Are we going to get a white Christmas. We seem to have this description every single year. It's it's not looking lightly however I did do some research into what a white Christmas actually men because whenever I've seen like all the book is odd to saying being this. We're going to get a white Christmas this year. I've always thought Oh is that to do with like when I think of a white Christmas I think like six feet of snow but actually it's so much less than that. It's a white Christmas is just one snowflake. Falling anywhere in the United Kingdom being recorded so one snowflakes falling anywhere in the U._k.. And that is officially a white Christmas. That's when the that's how the book is Sauteed. That's how a journalist Saute unlike express it so it kind of kind of shopped being away because I thought you know what we have to have like a full blanket of snow. Oh for it becomes at that Bird Sam. The hasn't been a white Christmas in I think four years I think he's been eight years since we had a full blanket of snow. It just shows you however it is that we get a white Christmas nowadays in fact it's now more likely that we get a white Easter rather than a white Christmas how amazing that well not amazing but it's incredible think about S- right right less open those Christmas cracking jokes again showy who's Rudolph's favorite singer beyond Sleigh of course and what happened to center when he went speed dating. He pulled the correct curve ball this what actually does baby laugh. What's the most popular Christmas wine lie sprouts get it a Christmas Christmas is messed siren radio? Well you might not be laughing but I am and we might not going to white Christmas or even a winter wonderland <music> <music> <music> <music> <music> <music> uh <music> Harry connick owning juniors wonderful rendition of winter wonderland. You're listening to and chill on Siren radio scraping ever so closely to that midnight hour where almost ready set to celebrate that the Christmas pilled of peace over the days on its way and that we could just move on with our lives again with a new year. That's the Christmas spirit later gentleman one thing I do like to get into. I'm not a scrooge. I do like to get involved with the Christmas festivities but there is warmed festivity that I've never got involved with and that is the consumption of mince pies. They just creep me out a little bit adored it is I'm up to you all now because I know that so people you know might give me backlash for this. I've never tried one. I don't really want to try one the they just look all like I don't know what he is about the matter whether it's because I the call mince pies and expect them to have been seen even though the desert sir because although many are now vegetarian mostly actually the ones though where I work have Vegan in Victorian Times mince pies were made from beef and spices but now I'm like one actually essentially is it. I thought Oh no I don't know why but they something about men's pies and let me go and I'm sure there's many of our family now that are going to try get much. Try One thing that's going to happen unfortunately <hes> is this something about Christmas that you don't like to get involved with this. They're like a festive treats which can the creep out a little bit like mince pies do for me. Let us know on twitter at Siren F._M.. <hes> in fact I did try my Christmas pudding for the first time ever the other day and I rather enjoyed it. 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Our Favorite Christmas Movies and Specials - Episode 51

Disney Discussions Podcast

41:57 min | 2 years ago

Our Favorite Christmas Movies and Specials - Episode 51

"In the trees the giant parades. I love the joy I feel around the holidays. I love the snow the falls and covers the earth. I love sings songs of the sea bird way for Chris Chris way mainstream said man. I love the sparkle. Everybody's complain macy's shows take back in time and Daily Watch Elf at a minimum twice. Canley Foot Chris Hi on twelve years old and my favorite Christmas Song is little germer boy re wrapped by for King Country High End Stitch on nine years old and my favorite Christmas song. It is white Christmas. And I'm Tony. There does need that and my favorite Christmas Song is little drummer boy. Welcome to Disney discussions Welcome to episode fifty one of Disney discussions. Disney discussions is a family friendly podcast. Reme- tony the dizzy that Mit boys borough discussed all things Disney this week. We're going to discuss our favorite Christmas movies and special really excited right. Welcomed episode fifty one over the past couple episodes have been really good. 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You WanNa talk about before we get into our favorite Christmas movies. Fortnight Star Wars skin there was a stormtrooper skin in for night and there was some kind of a star destroyer hovering over the map. It's gone beyond the islands around. It's like you can't go to it there's never ever been this before Blob of light on top of it. Oh me and my friends. Think that the star destroyer ended on that island. Oh maybe yeah. What was that promoting? I was promoting the new iphone order. Game Right which we haven't gotten yet but we hear really good of you so we can get that you'll we'll talk about that too all right To talk about anymore. We're kind is sponsored by themselves. That's that's very true. We're not sponsored by all right so we're GONNA talk about. We're going to talk about our favorite the Christmas movies specials. TV shows. This isn't a top ten list. We're just GonNa talk about everything we love until we run out. We're not going to rank. I have I have a ton here so so this episode may go long. We may cut some but once you guys to go through. These are not necessarily Disney Christmas specials. Either although there will be a lot of Disney because I think Christmas when you you think about Christmas I I think about Disney. It's one of those holidays Disney's associated with also. The muppets are closely associated Christmas. They've done so many Christmas stuff so inherently there's a Disney aspect to this and a lot of stuff we're gonNA mention as Disney so not all of these are Disney movies But a lot of them will be some of them are now Disney movies since they bought Fox and not some of those movies dizzy plus get it on there. That's good what what are you doing. Now Oh what am I doing now when right now because I know you're with us you got fired from Fox like what Disney hired they did. Yeah that's great Ardo really really. What are you working on Tron thing? Oh looks horrible. Oh how'd you get in here The vet the fence close events now on record or can you get out of here. We only have three seats. And I want sparrow to combat by back sparrow. You Mr Fox guy. WHO's that the Fox guy you don't listen to our episodes? You never heard the Fox guy before now. I hate hearing my own voice. I don't listen to the episodes so let's get into our list. Yes not. It's not just going to talk about it. Yeah Stitch Mark One of your favorites one of my favorites is Charlie Brown Christmas freshly classic. What's your what do you like about Charlie Brown Christmas? Snoopy snoopy Alex Newbie his animal impressions. Those are those are funny. I the dancing. Dancing is classic in their shorter playing piano. got a nice little lesson. Bhai Linus in there about Christmas. That's great sparrow. I'm actually going to say my number one favorite Chris movie of all time all right. Let's hear it. It is the Tim. Alan Santa Claus movie the first one. That's a really good one I liked. It's it's hilarious. Where it's where he pretty much become Santa Claus after putting on the Santa Claus suit and and he s like get used to it It's really gun movie. It's it's definitely my favorite Christmas movie will but it's close to home loan enough. It's not really a bad guy. Not really in the second third one there is. Yeah there's about the second and third one the second is where he has to get married otherwise so well. Let's talk about our noses. We're talking about the Santa Claus we can talk about Santa Clause Trilogy. Yes so the second one is where he kinda has to get married to not urge to stay Santa Claus and also While he's away from the North Pole they kind kinda create like a Santa to be him just in case like a clone toys combat but then that Santa Conway comes back and wants to take over the whole operation so you have to watch it to find out what happens then Santa Claus three. It's with Jack Frost which I actually really like. Yeah better than the second one you think yes. It goes one three and then to for me those I the third one is really funny too. Well they're all really funny. All three are on Disney plus right now yes Definitely check out the first one. The other two are good but not not as good as the first one well classic. I mean you can't go not funny with Tim Allen All all right so my next one on my list is the muppet Christmas Carol. I love all things Christmas. Carol There's doctor who was GONNA mention leader. Dr Who always just Christmas specials and and they have a One kind of based on Christmas Carol. That really like I like you know in the jetsons Which is on my list to Christmas? Carol like having special the Flintstones stones did I love any kind of Any kind of parody or take on a Christmas Carol but I think the muppet Christmas Carol is probably the one. That's kind of fairly fairly true to the book even though it's muppets which is a little things here and there I think the music is great. I love just the humor of it. It's a really really good movie. Classic basic that that I always have to watch. It might even be one of my favorite movies. If he became flavor you would would be sour. What else do you WANNA mention stitch? My next one is muggy family Christmas. What are you gonNA mention that went? Yeah yeah not this one though. I'm it's definitely on my list. Oh yeah so we were. We were gonNA decorate the tree. And the first thing sparrow wanted to do was put on. We were GONNA we did. No I'm saying as we were going to treat. You stopped everything so no. We need to watch something. Christmasy put on per family Christmas host to watch no AL from from New Jersey on our list. We haven't watched it yet but we'll let you know. So why do you like muppet family Christmas much. I like how why Jeff. Yeah for the past running jokes. I like how there are a lot of tie in to other shows like Prog Rock St Street. We've had all the Jim Henson characters. Yes this stuff that Jim Henson and Jim Henson's actually in it at the end up and it's one of the last things he worked on three D and this it's from the eighty s late eighty S. I watched as a kid actually had a VHS copy we recorded from TV. I found a copy camp. You could get a dvd copy of this But it's missing scenes in it on a copy online Downloaded it sh- but on DVD version. So that's how we watch. It's not on on Disney plus. Although I requested that the ad it you could actually interesting. Does he plus help. You could request movies. So I made sure requests that but I really love this Seek it out is. It's probably on Youtube so if you haven't seen that and you loved them up at seek out muppet family. Christmas gotTa Fosse's Mother's house. The muppet babies are even there like. It's it's really got a short clip. Really good one. 'cause Ozzy's mom loves surprises. But she getting ready to go into occasional original Florida when they come in Macias going. What's next on your list so you might remember the name of this movie because I can never remember it? But it's on Amazon prime and is the movie about how Charles Dickens wrote the Christmas Carol. The man man who invented Christmas. I love this movie and in Lake so I was taking a literature class where we read a Christmas Carol. And we like review everything about Charles Dickens and and how he wrote the Christmas sherline stuff and they didn't like twist any of the facts all on point. Oh cool it was. It was amazing. Yeah it's a really good movie. It is on Amazon prime streaming last year. I don't know if it is still have to check it out but that's a really good movie and again. I love anything Christmas Carol but this is how he came up with the story. How it came with the characters or situations it kind of goes into his life autobiography? So it's a good movie really like him as an author to auditor class this year. I'm reading Oliver. Twist now definitely recommend that one in this in this movie you wonder. I've a lot of people wonder why. Hey why is it called he. He invented Christmas. He didn't Christmas wasn't really celebrated. It wasn't that popular holiday until he came up with the book and everybody read it. Yeah Yeah Christmas is celebrated but wasn't a major holiday like it is now back in the elite. I think it's the late eighteen hundreds or a mid eighteen hundred Victorian time period. And that's actually when Christmas became big. 'cause I think it's because of this partly because of how he wrote it and he he had very little money. Yeah it's a really interesting movie him up in his career all right. The next on my list is a Christmas story. The famous you'll shoot your eye out. You can. Yeah Yeah Yeah. It's a classic movie hilarious. They played for twenty four hours on Christmas Eve. Christmas Day I love this actually got last year. I was in Cleveland for work and I got to visit the Christmas. Yeah the House where they filmed the movie a part of the movie. They didn't film it all in the House now. The guy found the house on on Ebay years ago. They're selling the house and he refurbish. Did meet a look exactly like it did in the movie and it's really cool and they have a museum and across the street they have props a store but I love this movie another one. I have to watch every single. You have to yeah. We really see it on Christmas Day because it's just running over and over and over again when we're not watching the Disney Christmas special. My next one is monikers Carol. Okay yeah good so we talked about that one. Talk about it. So much house like Rizzo he doesn't believe that God knows ever scrooges doing and it's like like he doesn't believe and he says you're not you're not Charles taking your own he's like Ross Rozelle of and then it's really funny because he's like how. Oh you know. Just watch she's a and then he says like scrooge turns on the light on the they look up at the window and the lights turn on like result. How does he do on Disney plus too so you can watch that right now? What's next on your list? Mero Mickey's Christmas Carol. Oh yes you cannot go wrong with that with Maki. Plus Christmas Carol Equals Amazingness yes with ebeneezer scrooge as Scrooge Scrooge Scrooge Scrooge mcduck ebeneezer scrooge this. This was the first short. Mickey Mouse appeared in since the fifties. This came out in early eighties so there was a good almost thirty year gap where Mickey Mouse didn't appear in any cartoons and this is the first time he appeared a lot of the characters to stop doing shorts. I saw this on TV. They would play it on TV every year. And it's only a half hour but when I watched it as a kid they would play it as an hour and they would add on Mickey Short in the very beginning and these the next on my list to mention them so the shorts they played and some of these are on Disney plus as well. Along with Mickey's Christmas Carol is Donald Snow Fight. Pluto's does Christmas tree which is one of my all time favorites. Chippendale are in the Christmas tree and Pluto's fighting them actually the background for your Yeah Air version Asian and the art of skiing with goofy. Yes and there's also there's a hockey one with Donald Duck. And he we do in Louis and they used to play those they also they had Donald Donald snowflake again. I think it's snowman becomes evil or something. It's not a snowman I That's what I thought it was. Yeah I've seen all of those except don well to watch it. I can't remember off the top of my head but I know it if I if I saw it on the TV. You know so. I love Ma- again. Anything Christmas Carol. I love but Mickey's Christmas Carol is Great. I love it another. It's very true telling of the story They're really good at it. Barely strays from the book moon. Even when he does is just it's not it because the book is in that big either. No Yeah it's only like a hundred and thirty pages. It's a short books. So that's why the story would you like about it. I really like the the story. Obviously and I like how they were able to to use the characters in no way that it didn't ruin the characters for making them. There's a there's another version of a Christmas. Carol that Disney did with Jim Carey kind of They captured him and I'm an animated him as all the characters. I love you like that one other than that one so much. That was not not my favorite. But it's still good next on my list ahead National Lampoon's Christmas vacation. Yes Alas we just watched two kids and and we filtered it. So don't go showing this to your kids. There's some non family friendly words But we filtered it online and cut some things out but it was still oh funny even with that another classic rock is Your House on fire. Grace she died three years years ago thirty years ago. But that's another one. I have to watch all the time. And I'm thinking you guys ever seen this Bill Murray Scrooge with again another take a a Christmas Carol. There's a trend here. I don't know if you noticed but scrooge is a really great movie. I find that hilarious and not chewed a Christmas. Carol story at all but has similarities where he visited by the three ghosts and they take them through his life and everything. It's a really good funny movie. What's next on your list which Barhoum duck is a looney tunes Christmas special? Oh Yeah it's I'm literally you just added a tremendous right now and it's not like an old looney tunes it's more recent about like kind of it's kind kind of weird On Not Donald Boggs is not a scrooge it's actually daffy he duck duck and it's Kinda different 'cause it's where he doesn't get in coins he gets in dollar bills he loves green and he makes some work at a factory. So it's like more are now we're day not just back down. But he's still gets visited by three goals. Gotcha it's a modern spin on Christmas. Carol Anne like Daffy owns is like a toy store. Everything store department store yeah. Yeah and then Bob Crashes porky pig pretty much so yeah so funny. 'cause it's not funny but with the disk it comes with some mini games. You can play with you. Yeah it's an older DVD. It's got some games when DVD's have games on and stuff sparrow. What's up next on my list It's a doctor who Christmas special. It's the one with the snowmen Oh yeah. That's that's the first one with Clara and I believe now that's a good one like really frightening. Snowmen yes dr who usually does a Christmas special more. Recently they've stopped like centering on Christmas but in the past a lot of them were like centered on the holiday Christmas. So that's a good one. I like that one. Yep All right. I'M GONNA mention classics here now. Disney owned and on Disney plus miracle on thirty Fourth Street. The original No I haven't seen we'll have to watch out this sure. I really liked that movie all about whether Santa Claus is real. And this girl who doesn't believe in a higher a Santa Claus for macy's and being spoiler the real Santa Claus But a really good movie and then another one. It's a wonderful life. I'm just got on like four K.. Desk so we need to check out you guys will have seen seen bits and pieces of that. Yeah because of the Christmas Eve night off service song it are the Amazon. Yeah but it's another classic. I really like this one a lot and it was a bomb when it first came out and so since it was the bomb it was so cheap to play on. TV The TV. These stations would play it over and over again and that's became popular and started making some money so it's a wonderful life is great all right. What's next on your stitch? Next is Garfield Christmas. Oh I love that. That's another one from my my childhood. Good sons in that one to actually. What else do you like about it? It's Garfield Yeah almost involves normal. Normal always goes wrong with normal is not involved in this still with od to accept as a twist where Garfield County and he ends up running into a fire hydrant or was it five hundred. Since I don't know you have to watch it find out uh-huh hundreds or not with next on your list go so next on my list is home loan It's it's a very very funny and classic movie like you don't you can't go wrong various movie and then Home alone two is also really good. I like home alone to a lot of people knock hold onto but I think it's. It's almost as good as the first one. I like New York City different scenery. The bird ladies kind of cool that bird lady bird lady number but homelands a classic classic. I saw in the theater when it came out that was. That was a huge movie when it came out though it did ridiculous money still haege me. It's a good movie. Alright I'm GonNa say the grinch movie that came out last year from dreamworks. I was actually a good movie. I don't like the Jim Carrey live action in one I do. We do love the classic cartoon which is Good L. Really I love that one. It's not that great I don't. He looks better in the newer one than the original. Like you can tell. He's more of a nice guy in the beginning when like in the cost of one he's just full meaning. Gene Rain Turns to Nice. And it's Kinda Weird. I like it though. It's got a Disney connection there. It's got thorough. Raise Ravenscroft left. I think that's his name. Yeah the guy that did the voice of Tony. The Tiger does the songs in that movie and he also voiced some voices in haunted mentioned. uh-huh so talking. Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were done go ahead. This is my pick go ahead. You could finish interrupting but like instantly in the old one instantly. He turns good but with this one in the beginning. He's like just mean asser movie goes on slower and slower and slower. He gets better and better so it's not like the old one richest instantly good. He gets better slow John. Yes yes I'd recommend. The new one benedict cumberbatch doctor strange. Because it's so that's a good one recommend the old and the new one not the one in the middle which carried don't don't I don't want to be nightmares next for you. That's next on my list. It back duck theme duck the halls what does not yes Mickey Short Christmas special of the new style Mickey Mouse yes. Why is it called duck the halls 'cause it's about goofy Pluto know if people think goofy is a cow? He's not. He's a doll. So what about the hall about when Daisy and Donald are GONNA are driving south for the winter and before they go he receives a gift from Mickey and in all the gang. That's a snow globe with all of them and it says wish you were here and so there's a site a big while they're driving. There's a big sign at at Santa Waving. He opened window jumps out grabs an arm and then goes back to make inst- tries to stay for the winter eventual. Almost US hilarity ensues news. It's a good one. I know it's on the Disney now APP if you look at the Mickey Mouse Short. It's not on Youtube. where the shorts are we had a bye DVD? I don't think it's on Disney plus either but it's a good one check out. There's also also Halloween special. That's pretty good too. But it's called scariest story ever but definitely check out Mickey Mouse Duck. The halls walls around sparrow. So I don't know if you guys account this okay but next thing on my list is the Zach King Parody on home alone he. He's like his magic tomb with the robbers. Kane is a is a youtube guy. He's before it went away. He says magic. It's not really magic. It's more cool editing tricks. But he does. What if a home loan was more realistic right? Yeah it's it's very funny. Yeah so check that out. That's really funny. We'll come much less realistic success of the magic. And then what's next on your list. Okay next my list is the newer were duct tells Christmas special. Oh I didn't even know there was a new so like how scrooge was Scrooge urge in the Mickey scale. It's like he is visited by the three ghosts every year. Oh and then they go back in time together and stuff but I think what do we that follows along and like ceases mom and then there's like this monster thing that comes after him when scrooge leaves a spirit behind and then it becomes the thing and then it. It's a really good school. We'll have to watch sixth. It's actually the small spare not telling what spirit but it becomes the giant corrupted spirits interesting. I'll have to check that out. I like the new house next on my list I was in. I was waiting for one of you guys to mention that should I mentioned health. Yeah I'm waiting I'm just thinking about it. Can't make it on your list reason. I didn't even think of it. I Love I love self. We watch it every black Friday with her friends. The Friday after Thanksgiving it is a classic movie. That's when I can watch a couple times during the Christmas season it's still funny still can can watch all year long still laugh directed and written I think written by Jon. Favreau he has he has a cameo in sodas. Ralphie from a Christmas story has a cameo in it Now he's one of these one else. Yep He's a friend of Jon favreau actually. So there's your Disney connection there that's A. That's a great movie. Classic Movie Classic in Newer Sansom ransoming came out. I guess it's like two thousand one two thousand two so it's a long time for you. Neil and they don't stop it. Don't stop look freedom or what's next on your list. All the way back hood again back to the duck theme Mickey's Christmas Carol. All right so you love that one. What do you like? What do you like about that one? I just really like everything I I don't know if there are two or something I don't know I'm thinking to just Mickey's Christmas Carol. And then and there was a house of Mouse Christmas special doctor in the House of mouse where they do like again cartoons and stuff before and they show Mickey's Christmas Carol Because Donald Getting upset about about. Yeah Christmas. which is that's a good one too? That was the next time I wasn't that was next on your list. All right what's next next next next next on my list is Elf definite What do you like about that? It's hilarious like I mean. You can't go wrong with health okay. I just want to say something if you can watch all year and still laugh annoys this. But that's how you know it's a good movie unless you don't like it and you think it's how funny then it's not all right so next ahead. Frosty the snowman the original from the sixties cartoon. I liked. 'cause I want a lot and I'm going to mention right now. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. The claymation classic can't go wrong without either. I don't like you don't like those narrowly. All right I I want to mention the Calvin Hobbes comic Frosty so you know how Calvin has a wild imagination. He like builds a snow monster by accident accident. It accidentally came alive so he was. He was talking to how. How how? How did they finally only kill frosty? And Calvin should've watched those dumb baby. Show Sir all right next on your list next on my list is this okay. No Problem Sparrow. What's on your list next on? My List is a muppet Christmas Carol. Oh okay I like how they like. Take as like Donoso is Charles Dick and I like it that very good all right. I'm going to say next up. Are the three prep and landing shorts. These are Disney and locks you show them on Jingle Bells Jingle Bam on the in Hollywood studios as part of it but there's three of them there's too sure Earth One's a short operation secret. Santa Yeah is short and the other ones are like twenty thirty minutes prep and landing prep landing not divers nice. I haven't seen these Disney plus or anywhere else we have We had the DVD's or something. I think where we bought the digital copies awhile ago but these are really funny. Really good They go into the elves lives and how they help out Santa and stuff so I definitely recommend those for sure. Yes all right. What else stitch? Home Loan to lost in New York. What do you like about that bird lady? How uses the fireworks to alert the police and it settled? What bands sticky alright sparrow? Oh by the way. That's the last on my list. So there's another doctor who Christmas one. Yeah it's the one where like the ladies frozen. And then they find her. Oh yeah that's what. I was mentioning before that was Carl. Like go back and she keep visiting her after every year. That's my favorite doctor who Christmas. Yeah you see that Gosh. Probably I've played a couple of times last year I've seen like a few parks You realize like a clock on her always was counseling. Let's get clock for and then I didn't watch the alright someone's from my childhood. I'm going to a couple here. There was like a short cartoon called the snowman where this boy builds a snowman in his backyard and that night it comes alive goes flying. I just remember them playing that all the time when I was a kid and that makes me think of Christmas. The bear who slept through Christmas is a special another cartoon special about a toy. Bear that kind of like slept in the department store and and all that I see that that makes me think of Christmas and then there was a Jim Henson lawn where think kermit the frog like introduced it but wasn't part of it but it was all muppet created animals. But it's called a Christmas toy and it's from nineteen ninety-six and this one's interesting because it's pretty much toy story bump. It's where it's Christmas. The kid gets a new toy. The toys come alive. Those are the like the puppet muppet characters and like you know An adult or a person comes in at the fall to the floor and pretend and the old toy gets jealous. Because it's a new toy come so it is very very similar to Toy Story Sir. Henson's idea maybe toy story is when Andy. That's buzz for his birthday Chris- Christmas but they're very similar. But I would I would. I haven't seen that in a long time but remember watching that as a kid all right. So you're done with your list list sparrow. What else has got a few more things? A relatively Mickey's once upon a Christmas and McKee's twice upon a Christmas both are really good and both on. It doesn't plus yes. I always forget which is which but my favorite one is the one with Here we doing Louis when they go to the North Pole yes mickey's once upon a Christmas is regular two d animation twice. Montecristo says Moore the Three D. Animation. I forgot to say that twist one Christmas actually on my list once found Christmas is okay. What's Christmas is like? WE'RE DONALD GETS A boat for Christmas and then all that the boys wished for Christmas to be every today and then Christmas. That's a good one and then like the gift of the magic has kind of played out with Mickey and Minnie Right. Yeah and then the twice upon a Christmas. Is You have many in daisy ice skating. That's with goofiness on Max Right. Yeah I like that. One goes missing and he becomes a reindeer right. And what's the radio and then Donald is he gets upset like he's bothering him or something and gets upset he doing you go to the North Pole different one. This is where like he all. He wants hot chocolate. Keep spilling his hot chocolate and Huey Dewey Louie misbehave and he gets upset and then anyone's up losing his Christmas spirit and then he gets back. Yeah Yeah and then there's one percents display and then there's one where he we doing. Louis go the North Pole. Yeah I think that's once upon a Christmas if I'm not mistaken it's twice. Oh is it. I remember it being three hundred cool next on my list. IS THE MR after being Christmas episode. Yeah I love that I love Mr Bean definitely check out tonight. We actually put a dollar from doctor who in her teen dispirited from. The he also makes a mistake and thinks his his girlfriend wants to rain but he gets something else he also gets his head stuck in a Turkey so good good hilarious Arias stuff no. His girlfriend wants to ring buddy by. He thinks she wants to picture behind the and then the hook to go with it. I also want to mention engine. I don't think you guys have seen this. I haven't seen a long time but EMMETT and otters jug band Christmas now. Now it's another Jim. Henson older Where it's not the normal muppets? But it's I don't know if they're hedgehogs are Author otters silly. Okay Daughters Jug Ben. Christmas authors. Write in the name. So it's about. Yeah just Christmas story. That's where they're going to find that and see if you guys watch anything else on your list of Christmas every sort of Christmas story you never said okay. I know I I love that movie. This your shoot your eye on April plus plus and then Adam I double dog dare you triple dog. He what what else any others. Not that I can think of more. Were now going to say I got a couple more the Old Jack Frost where it was kind of like the claymation like root office. That's a good one. I like that Ed. How Jack Ross Fell in love with a human girl. The jetsons family Christmas I mentioned Family Justice Christmas where Astro get sick. I Like I love the jetsons as a kid to. Oh yes I think nation Christmas celebration with the Cup when you're racing's That's a good one. Come a waffling. Yeah it's not a waffle and it's a loss. Oh and now he's A. It's not waffling. Any doesn't even know here become a waddling. It's a wrong every time and then funny farm which only the end of it so the Chevy Chase movie only the end of its kind of Christmas. But it's a it's a like it and then I ran. Three is a Christmas movie. A lot of people forget takes place during Christmas. Well it's not really a Christmas movie at all off the Harry Potter movie. So there you go. So he's a Christmas scene in there. All right one Christmas. I thought I was the second one now. I guess is a visibility. I think that's my list. I'm sure we're forgetting something. So so be sure to check us out on twitter or comments on this episode on our website. Let us know what Christmas specials are your favorite Disney or otherwise But like I said there's there's always a part of Disney in Christmas. There's always a part of the muppets are heavily. Yeah heavily related thank you. That's I don't know I consider that we're related to Christmas in my mind. There's always like multi family Christmas. There were a few other muppets. Specials made for Christmas. There was like a muppet letter to San Juan which was okay and there was another like to our one. Were actually like Kyoto makes an appearance. And it's like it's kind of. It's a wonderful life. Where like what if kermit wasn't ever born again it's show business really? It was okay it was okay but the the ones we mentioned are the best. Also tiny Tunis for governor called the tiny toons Christmas special poll. I like like that. Yeah Anna Maniacs Maniacs Christmas special task they actually do a really cool dzhumber boy scene for that and intimate axes fantastic. Met The voice of one of the biggest just Arno probably talked about so many times and there is a cool book. I got last year for Christmas. Yes the Disney in Christmas card book and it actually goes through kind of opens up the cover opens up in half and goes to left and right and as you go through it. It gives you details on every year that the Disney company sent out a Christmas card and the our work associated associated with it and actually has Chris Campbell Christmas cards. And it's really quite. It sounds a little weird but it's really cool to look out. I would check it out. I definitely recommend I forgot about the maniacs and tiny luckily we remembered. I recommended another book. Go Christmas but it's not Disney. All right let's hear the twelve doctors of Christmas doctor who short stories going up to the twelfth doctor though you got me. The book book Each chapter like you said. Is the doctor all taking place around Christmas doctor. You know. It's a really good book. We love Christmas so again. Let us know your favorite Christmas special movie cartoon short we look. Yeah Yeah so obvious. Oh Christmas Carol yes. Of course. Of course all right just reminder where to find us you can find online anywhere you listen to podcast just search for discussions. Be Sure to subscribe to our show that we get it for free and it comes every time we put out a new show you get automatically to your device nice Tell your friends if you like our show. The best way to help us out is to tell your friends and have them subscribe to our show to gain new listeners. We Really been growing quite quite a bit. And that's really awesome when we love you guys for listening and getting the feedback but be sure to tell your friends Leave us a rating on review. Wherever you can do that on apple podcast? 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It's like puppets in Star Wars. I forgot what it's called star. Wars in puppets for Christmas. No I just want to mention in star wars okay. Hey isn't this funny. 'CAUSE COOK OUT SESAME STREET CO cookie. Okay Cookie Monster's Home Solo. It's kind of weird. And he eats for society's because they're orioles unrelated to Christmas. AH CHECK OUT THAT VIDEO. We're going to do another Christmas themed episode soon. We're going to have the author of the story comes alive books TRICIA DOB on our show. And she's GonNa she has has a great series of books if you're into certain characters she tells you where you could find them in the parks. What rides what snacks? What areas pitchers to take? But she's going to be talking all about the cool Christmas stuff you could do at Walt Disneyworld during this time. We're also just like we did last year and I think there are pretty popular episodes. 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Ad-nonsense  Christmas Special 2019

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1:26:57 hr | 2 years ago

Ad-nonsense Christmas Special 2019

"Twenty nine what is addresses about. Well it's an opportunity to view review and discuss the Christmas is twenty nine hundred in the UK and see if they hit the target audits to be great and add must make sense. Sure the products feature something christmasy is most draw you in originate with you and we're okay with some emotion as well so guys. We watched a shit ton of ADS. Who are we? I let me finish niche. So guys shit ton of ads as a family and the family here. They'll be reviewing the ads today off Asli African cage injury and also me honey badger. So let's get into wait so he can. I start by saying you sounded like one of my lecturers phone os marketing fantastic which is not a good thing though many as good I I've Elta struggle the thank you. Well the point is it is Michael Gust. He sounds like I said they're really. NPR rejected. I I'm this is what I'm trying to do. It cannot always be Loosey Goosey over the course today so go is the first ad is the walker scripts add with my carrying Um So I want to give Quick Synopsis and then people just share the reaction so this is going to be long because they're about fourteen fifteen. That's going through so mariah. Sing into sings christmasy stuff since. She's not Christmas and talks about sharing and all that Chris Bologna and then she puts a bag of walkers crisps Chris and get into tug of war with an Elf because this is supposedly an adverse. She's feeling for walkers quips as she tells the of that she saw it I uh-huh says no and his back-and-forth onto she uses her legendary voice to shutter glass and his ears. So let's go up the bag. And then she eats or what she pretends to ease then offers him one Chris. Because of Christmas I knew then stolen by A Relational Mu opinion I ended up. That's basically the end of it. So let's go for you or your thoughts on this side. The ads she can do that. Yeah Okay so the first thing I thought that was the little bites was ridiculous. It's an anything exactly it. Ding convinced me that she likes. Walkers crisps. Just made She looks good. But the other thing was the same was made up slightly With a face because it didn't look a have genuine to me. See think it's my head Those are those are the only two things in terms of Christmas. It's okay this is my favorite little okay so courageously. The things said makeable. Boy Mariah is cleaner Christmas. We now know this. She's been crowned Christmas. Since so I can see why wokers hired her for this Ad. I thought it was amusing. I mean I I think I had the end but I. I didn't believe that she hit that. Crisp either I didn't think it was. That's me out so it's kind of like yeah. I understand that is more live for Shiraishi. Be Drinking Yeah exactly but is harmless. What is for African? Truthfully I you guys to give out here take advertisers advocacy seriously. Because I do like the Chris I did expect that look like level. You will be so what I saw. We'll just walk as Christopher adverts Oh interesting because implicate downgraded doesn't it. It's funny they're going back in the backseat bucket. Natural concern that privilege as keep on those and Nikonov but basically I mean I I didn't take I. It's very much. I love things that will cause. Chris has been doing before Christmas in terms of getting people on to talk about black despite goals and things like that. Yeah so that's where I take offense said because walkers crisps odds always Zeus spice. Those of us that from gardening always eats the Chris. Yes I called the eight thousand because it's under plastic such as weight loss outside. Yeah I think so. Far for my Alison Sinatra officials. She's she's GonNa Christmas. They both money into its read news specials each in the The salts one. I think with pockets of Christmas Christmas. I don't exactly what was is that like personas 'cause I've ever seen before become blankets on. 'em Brussel sprouts. She'll eat fake later token. It's like wow this is i. Don't think I'd if you don't lie but I didn't really expect anything spectacular from. It was amusing that she used You know high notes two shots glasses you can get the puck it of course and then tickets tiny bites because Bottles of wine so that original flush our system. But I mean it's not exciting is not interesting Minerals a crisp Ito that be good. I met a movables. It would be the type of fun I'd read through Diet and I find like for me it's not a crispy or neither of those. He's just just sport is just not. I found the wish eats it. Maybe if you want to go through I did watch. It was weird. It would have been better. She didn't even turn into this whole. Oh contract yes ooh I've taken my cue. Yeah anyway so we'll get your thoughts. Event Warm Yeah Okay so so i-it walkers crisps. The are no one. This is not making me. Greg sloppy game blankets. I just think it just didn't work for me. I just thought to myself this is just a waste of my time. I'm like guys get the fuck together but that's why we're so quick to go. Let's the next month this. Thank you and above that because we have other ads and you see in me describing other ads like me. I was given a tour so sometimes we get a view as what I think in that. You're listening to next one. Next one is the Iceland at this is supermarket the market in the UK. Senator Susan so you can even see where that takes you anyway. Supposed to be established with the guessing game with child. We do laugh toy and then who laugh. 'cause I'm GonNa that whole of thrown in the air by the Homeless Child Play Act. What the freezes and pencils in two Family Elsa area and a boo do they get the referee's and Chelsea Disappeared Elsa shows of her magic favorite thing about Christmas which is a special mill share together? The calmer they shows is stuffed or laugh now with the royal family with an ice on voiceover saying three words a perfect Christmas dinner in the first time for fiercer over for the the first time with the family and then there's a dementia to Google as a show of that anemic offering and also these not for two thousand L.. Like view of ice leads. So watching this generated me of the patents in marks and Spencer. Add the tears ago. Who who where? He's basically at full potential. Oh he has has Parkinson's in a mock suspension store. Yeah Mexico Spencer Christmas Paddington Exactly. Why felt with this one frozen and his frozen foods? And that's might be the tenuous Cellino and I was like okay. Might as well just say. Go Watch Disney frozen and they did at the end. I was bullshit glazed injury. I just think that Auburn's I think to yourself People are paying money so that somebody else will benefit from it. So the was on his Iceland excellent advice because I think I would have last year which was about the Another girl is called him without the wrong. The wrong tone August one was Iceland took green. Tea's Oh God yes I felt was what what have I been. have whatever feelings we have about it. I felt that was a much more impactful advertently because Allah plates but either turns virus with this risen advance. Cause some you the disease I look. Anemic that's what annoyed me. I'M GONNA be Christmas fool. You know not that I lead for. I was looking for. I don't get old up Clinton Less having less patients was things adverts mix to patients. I may go nine for me. I just I wrote here. Humble broncos Iceland frozen to feature 'cause to me it's almost like I said one Christmas is because we have business business frozen took. Yes that's what I said like Disney's very happy because you paid them no no business By the trailer for Service Service. Yeah we can't do the treadmill home. Bryce 'cause that's mission was specially for real. It was really good. Good right. Money bought the fosters that it's frozen. It's it's always been also detracted from their products was supposed to be the food. The food is good examination. Elsa from all you could go nine. I mean I'm I like McPherson and I am going to be watching for his into but just didn't it didn't make make me once the anymore any last just like okay. I rather see trailer. uh-huh why you just meet us. Didn't work okay. So the next ad. I'm one that everyone is talking about in the you can. I think it's been a bit of a damp squib but that's just me so. Let me describe it to you. There's a drug on. This is from John Lewis on which reduced so the drug with the premature ejaculation complex which she's damaging on borderline dangerous for friends and family. He had assault well a friend WHO's not a software as it could be and under four in this jerk on everyone as it continues to ruin every celebration on festival. This one doesn't Cassini and bring the jerk ward to a jungle of juggling friend blazing to Village meal with everyone occurring in fear to show that yes. He can let loose with Christmas pudding. Uncle as this dragon persist uses nostrils flight. DM Christmas put the clamp in relief. Then he closes the show With show them how much you care. Now I have done this Please guys I will have. I want to start this when he they hit this advert and I have because I think it's everything that it that denotes excluding people that notes the fact. Oh you are not considered the fact that everybody's like you and it puts it very firmly from the realm of you have to conform to certain things that who can accept you. I hated he went I. I mean I've ever about what's this thing. I immediately my buddy just say curling. When I watched sort of goes you said people are talking talking about it because I I never heard the first time I saw it was yesterday? I heard of it yesterday. What were they talking about? Exit Dragon Dan. The Giannis advertise. We can import lices. England came out and then because there's a there's a what I've watched some shows on freeview. I definitely this to be the second I suffered. And you know they're obscene. This dragon by playing with 'cause now uses was for Joe Lewis Waitress thing. They tried to monetize it by making drug. On toys not dramatize his is looking at the Microsoft surface. And he's getting all my God you're kidding and other things but what himself of jungles office video. There's a whole thing are on very cheated. folkets my so guys I didn't like it either. I thought it was dropped. The ball spectacularly. I don't even know how this go from the border. Pr People to the marketing on. Everyone went yeah. This is cool trying to obviously do what obviously see I thought was. I thought it was really bad. Really bad and if a good okay. I'll bytes let's learn the story. And let's Heasley icing leave. Useful for lighting puddings. What happened after that? Visual cues about them you can now leave. I just thought it was stupid. Also in original copy. Oh Yeah so my words here are John Lewis the drug on interest. I don't because to me is for you on the end. I was like well. That doesn't solve problems. The Pudding Wolf finished and what happens. I Manchu put it as I think. This is a mental. For addicted people getting giving back to their family. After almost destroyed their family's lives I did not have sight of any which was Joe Louis products. The music was dire. Can fact is feeling and remo might be simply this. It's almost like someone one has come on really quick destruction in your family in your community however because it's Christmas you shouldn't be UK. She'll be coming out of the. I think I think we're having the community what I feel the other. I think it's the end of that. I don't see us on communities. Try saying that the the people who are not who are like everybody else is you take drugs and strength from his just everybody else. They don't necessarily fitness. It doesn't make sense to me because if you don't fit into spaces you know. Burning down the entire dragway drugs meant to do. It's somewhat. They should have done. It's found his struggle family. Has a dragon town burned down. Do you agree with those ridable indifferent. Those end will okay. It doesn't let you have to drag them. You must be what does die. That's why couldn't find the anymore awards it's blue. What you exclusion registered? Three point. You're wanting wanted to exist. So that's why the truth is to bronze so there's one way this won't who's part of your community destroyed on this long. WHO's different distinct from you and you kind final? Four hundred pounds force them to adopt the way you're doing things. They need to find their own people but either way they miss them. I wants to pitch meeting because bloody hell. y'All y'all were busy was an album. Listen or yeah. That's the hot rod the dragged on any of it. You get to this problem with this right. According to the new I watched this based on honey last year was only came up with the reasons. Why is Christmas and I didn't understand why he did it because it doesn't advertise on this in any way apart from what because I must say what you you said those those are interesting drug completely off in another part of the driver do anything default? He doesn't like a different time period. Remember 'cause it must make sense is must should the products in most feature something christmasy. It must draw you into on resonate with you and we're okay. It was some emotion as well. Just I duNno I like it okay. So sue black people in the village I slide in to in the two thousand well shovels because we give from Charleston. John Lewis is not really featuring on my Christmas this year anyway however however there were two eminence ads so the first Minnesota is the food one separate food festival with Paddy McGuinness and Emma Willis. Yes very clear that the celebrities in the UK as intrigues us. It Christmas carnival and festival with children choristers humming an RN ooh Look to be members of the public who may not be as flatteringly leads. How will both party Adema? But look happy talking into the food and Greenwich all the free food that gives it eats so pollyanna walks through immunised. prologues dogs are comment on that tastings with potty train hard to be covering the original queen of this is not just immunise. Well this is not just why this this is Emma. Ns longer duck giving you want anyway. They described the food and their studio shots of the food with in preparation to enforce things like the criminals of the cream and then they pan out and shows it is indeed an immunise food Christmas market and they leave us. This is not just Christmas food. This is an MS ask Christmas food bias. Sadaqa reminds you of Vista no off the lights is this. I basically the. There's an outlet mall area in the Yukiko village and that's what he's talking about it anyway. I'M GONNA I. I think we should just me. I think I think that's I think that's I'm EXP- I was expects the classic monsters you know what he does. Mention with voiceover odd. I didn't like it at all. I didn't like the Party was trying to do the voice thing. I didn't like it at all. I didn't like it at all. I like dude. You said I didn't like that. They were trying to do the voice thing. I've seen people around with a Shopping bag the say this. Just food this ministry so I thought they were bringing back campaign back but done in this way. I don't think it's doesn't okay. I think marketing hat on here. And I will say that it's because MLS is trying to remove that sense of exclusivity that simple may have told for them was Eliminating of your of the public trying to have done here through which is all the other parts market. Is this the a lot of speaking where you I had like. W Eastern accent no accent bring home quote Unquote Brexit. But inside the the answer. The problem with the advent is this the one of the reasons people love Eminence food. Is that sense of lushness richness and. I'm sorry seem McGinnis stuff. His face with is one of the visit was a very attractive when gauging reason for each one to eat eminence food. I'm sorry slogan me. I understand why this is doing breath. But now you'll Mr known okay so I am biased. I love immunise and I was A. I've always been very vocal about the fact that they should. They should have brought back those types of ads when developer older loco in his talk about on this long dark nicely Straw Blah. Eighteen months wants aged ninety Vladic Blah and invest one. So the way she says it that sexiness the HUSKIES. So I've got here that I wish they had to look on. The Voice of Komo has sexiest. Precise voice bringing the tasty food porn seductive tones and amazing camera work to shore the true meaning of Christmas Doc Holliday as sensibility. Everybody else is just an excuse to eat. You get so give me on second second. I don't because I think this is the thing and I totally agree with African cage in the fact that it's about democratizing communist with Boston making it aspirational But the issue with that is. You can't be Michael. Kors on Michael's the point is one is going to actually detract from the big Michael's brand and I think the point is Marxist has been as regional. There's nothing wrong with that however the because I remember that last address were people were talking about the fact that all the MAC suspensive food how the how the joy so in two thousand eighteen that was the ad was still very every democratic by just in thinking had the lushness and it seems to me. Maximum Spencer's listen to this podcast. So the exact bring back some of the lushness with Sparkley lights on the Christmas feel and have members of the public also there but not much because I like I like the ad that is because I are bias. Not because it's a big issue because obviously the clothing lines and please other talking prophet and making money for them right now. I think there's a lot of pushback in the marketplace whereby people say oh I am I a special things. They don't immunise. All you know every single sorry for food of clues for food locate so the only people that shock. Ms For food. I consider to be middle class. Nepal middle class give more people were not that potentially come in. That's what I think but you know something Yep Sports Yeah No. 'CAUSE I was beginning to sonar work about immunise because she was in August include Christmas I was like Darlene minuscule at Christmas she was like. Oh my God me too so Demographic is for me to class so oh yeah yeah sure. Sorry you'll see is even though I think you guys are points. I don't. I never saw the older house as class-based personally you you would you down to central came from I love you know. Keiko's in America when used to watch when we went to the first time I went to New York. I've been watching. TV MTV issue actually show a odds as they're very long and in America the really like to should have full life. Magazine says that I. Am you think the Muslim the stouffer America where they would show burgers and do you students. I ever that different. That's more about the way. The food is presented Mark Suspense as seen in by some people even be more expensive than John. Lewis waitress the go-to waitress. Yeah yeah which is exactly having which is a happy with this position in markets. What must have been doing that look? We might be has expensive not as expensive as waitress but can still come to us. Even do 'cause he's like aspiration food you can afford Ilda but is it. Because they have reduced prices known Only resell anything on the buckles visits. Put Snow that is already already cutting out for Muslims market. Focus secondly if you call this do regarding from within themselves Marxism food is usually itself. It's vastly different. Yeah so within this market space within the UK market space. It is there have always been that aspirational top of tops here so advertising in America when we ever supermarkets markets potentially produce Pacific doctor before base presents. The folks within these different design democats online but there is a difference in calling also who based on what segment you are in terms of class you may not see something as being close based on to watch it. Resources Nelson is. Yeah and sometimes that is the reason why I think I'd losses also good for us. Because he actually gives us a way to actually reflect I have always seen marks Muslim Spencer's food as aspirational number. One is expensive. Nobody's spending six pounds on barbecue ribs that when you could actually go to test school. The bridges was one nine nine two pounds so our voice in which is also the lushness of the camerawork photography the even all the things that actually talking about the provenance. Those are not types of things that a lot of people that are perceived to be on the lower tier of working class. Sintra actually think are important oughtn't when they bind their fear so just certain kind no matter what he meant the more talking about the way. The food is photograph to no. No no no no no no no I shut my 'cause actually what does that mean. I didn't think of it on even on identical but from the point of view of ribs espoused. How's that as much as I didn't see it out? Yeah check your privilege single the advocacy watch them and pay to the Walks in on a recent. I sent out because I liked out yet. We'll get together. You saw your yards okay. So the next Minnesota at the jumpers on hold on. I'll say this may experience. A white woman by Christmas tree is listening to the radio. Assist jump on the table and suddenly the music conceivable yes and is jump around. That's classic that allows White middle-class dip veterans into Hippo Culture of urban been credential or how let me finish. I was a tad sceptical and then decided to see where this takes me. Maybe they'll be black people featured prominently since they look to be leveraging off the culture sims a jumper has kind of mind of his own and forces her to dance and drugs entered the street interest. President welded streets. Only one dog as audience Indians. She didn't bust out some people moves and then we punted family with the Jordan jumper infected by the jumper hip disease our plan to numerous families off his his people with you know something. And then there's some diversity symptoms of jumper hip hop dozen disease woven. Everyone then nearly all of the people. Oh I suppose supported into this quiet street with patient. Zero really gets into hippopotamus with EMINEM Jumpers so I thought it was very very much about joy jumpers. It's cold it's winter and I consider group diversity however I did note that black people so if they're looking at the culture we're not as prominently but he did seem to have a diverse. Cast that before you could just give up to give the. That's my my sister idea. Are you guys. I did have issues because I wasn't looking into that deeply also maybe because nothing. There's nothing so blatant that triggered me to think of their processing of black culture. I think that I like to because it just seemed to me Eh. Warm Happy Fun. Who can that's it I so when I first heard it what I waited for spotted my thoughts were aliko interesting. a white woman jumper. That's what I did think but by the time it goes to everyone else down saying the moves on. Even something moves impress me made me laugh. I thought it was a fun out. Personally I wrote here jumping. What is amazing and Feedback on ends. But I liked it to be honest with you. Okay so I think I started the I watch the OSBOURNES. I heard Joe Okay interesting okay interesting because I've been very much I'd blood power pods the people who are another bags. The books have been vet so So I look to that that's interesting. I wasn't sure how comfortable I felt about the use of their music within that context. Oh I thought you know something that pays off in the black community white Yes I really love. He's a white hip hop on. I wasn't wasn't anybody like afterwards. Then I realized something. which is the local diver? Seminar realized that the only person really really short that was really black spent low come out was a young black boy for me. That's good yes. We also result symbolizes of coney. That the Yamba. Yes what is young where you have a diversity of faces Boyne decided I'll show. The singular black paid. Is this little black boy who seems to be tough for some idea. Listen I cannot option for the Carmichael mice winds from the healthiest of mind. But I I was not comfortable wasn't good adverse Naito's colorful if I remove my Miami my Lens Life so wonderfully adventist potentially bias onto this if I remove move that Lens I'm still very uncomfortable. Lack of diversity in the advert bought if I do include my lesson that there's also the added layer that I feel and now it's that That is as I think Tony mentioned it's interesting of four Caucasian people to fill as the in the hip hop scene and the Dow with the people with the urban guys. But they don't really go into the world is on the fringe so I would say I liked the advert. Insofar as there was a smattering of diversity but because of the music that was used I actually wanted to see Daca. Blacker Brown offices featured more permanently. But that's primarily because of the music what I also found interesting is the fact that there were some black twitter were black petition to decided to take the ad on the air. uh-huh variety is to basically add some spice to the mayor. I did not find it particularly. I actually pretend that. I don't think that is is targeted towards me. It's not another target audience. I don't think because even the idea is okay to jumper winter. I didn't find it particularly Christmas but I just thought to myself okay. Interesting that you're doing this. We Jumpers that was just mine but I just think to my mind. I think I understand what they're trying to do mm-hmm but I do think that if you're going to feature a black umbrella offices more prominently if he's in that type of music people the perceptual. Obviously you're leveraging of the culture without actually given enough space to the people who actually meet this type of general positive. Well the question you know. The we go balance Gulags along thing you said earlier which grew which is you know who is their audience. If the people in their profiles join up do is not prominently feature people with Black and Brown people. Then of course it makes that they Homicides do watch the at sometimes because again it's an all along things on TV on no freeview keeps coming up and blocking my view on at us. That's also in what else do the research. Such Dorada shocking to me. There's a there's an actual Black woman it promptly just as much time as young black guy I take them outside. Doesn't want exactly without citing there was What I think was to mixed research swims I simply yes? That where. I'm Linda exactly that. I saw them because the reason why you said well he said I was I. Actually I saw lots of black brown okay because they had like about what about four different ones and I want to have multiple. This is just saying that's why I actually made the point of prominently minutely featured but I have not seen. This new was devastated. He just snapped. I also thought that I think there isn't chose. That song was point jump around. Ross Perot then every single jump Christmas because the Ns because of an identity never a hold on is it that the Christmasy or is it that the wintry yet because it's the difference fails though it's very okay. Okay okay you know what's right. I will take the arguments but I do think that winsor styles is Christmas in because Christmasy because most of the time if they would flakes those that was on guy a note was there are all kinds of patterns. Maybe because at my own workplaces. We'll do Christmas. Brigham Christmas jumper thing is people people. So that's what people seem to associates with Christmas. Yeah I think I had because people have to wear Christmas jumps into work looks so I could actually get that out. I didn't feel I thought I thought it was clever. Because of the point of view of Wendy mentioned before about Muslims struggling struggle with ruling. Yes out of a great. We'll be have to sell something that is clothing based crystals be so. I just thought I was far at least former bottom line from a business point of view it most sense for because that's what their business they're not in the business of food in the business of cleaning but it it difficult to me. I mean it's funny that jumper onto Christmas Song but when I saw because it was basically winter it was I thought it was a Christmassy add. ooh It's all my my favorite but I think as far as invalid nuanced views of it is just the fact that it's discount part about arrest because they'll play love in again again. I will admit what I what I watched denouncements other going to watch this as well. I don't agree disarming. Okay guys get into this one. This is the McDonald's you've got to give me time to settle because so this is a story that needs to be told is deep. Dozens is an initial young girl. We fake radio. One's APP is running up the stairs pretended to be India knocks on James. Do who I'm assuming is sister. Jenny is cool and edgy. Has she has a street sign and gruesome dosing. Keep out genitals door with the headphones on asking the goals. What's as wounded? Teenagers are wants to do the younger genital clear. India's Joe subsidises nuanced is. Let's go is not a reindeer and touch grow up little disappointed. She comes down dejected. Father sees her on Texassuperfood. T. The little outside in the snow covered garden Gordon in the cold with no coat when she's from behind by Iranian I think visited has with hypothermia and she's hardly. This needs the Code Bridge Wade into the House. To check out of presents becomes a pet. Has this the Jenny. Notices on walks in quietly intervene to suffering from a breakdown ghost is the need more ended treats the father decides to pop out to the little announces it to Jenny. Genesis is drawing. The little girl did herself genius issue. Come along the father who provides the ranger tweets and everything turns from commission to rule life. The spell is broken and also go psychosis looks to be retreating. Asked about Chris for Archie who we now see is not a reindeer put a dog with we fit. Fit Radio hones. The Father Repeats Archie Looking confused. Jelly pipes or puts on fiqh render on sticks US reindeers like mcnuggets August. Two and says don't the little girl who's dealing away. The Metro Choir intervention. That he says you know you might be right and let's go home before the other. Indicating tagline is Hashtag are a well the tagline is all you hushed window ready would they ever love it. Okay so let me start you actually take offense in every way. I think. That's a sweet story castlemed. I really liked fun because I watched again. And again I realized that really wasn't conduct like a dog right. What mission was barking was still active dog but for me because I was thinking that's a reindeer I think something wrong with the child and then when I saw what actually happened where? The Dad was abreast of the dog as reindeer then. She does kite on the imagination because she felt lonely for sister decided to to become an actual person and actually I was a sweet story. Personally I'm not sure about. Its integration with McDonnell sued pot. I thought was when they said the reindeer. Snacks guessing the new meal in Marxist Oh my Michael. McDonald's maybe it has carrots or something in it I don't know and also is good because it got selling fruits and that's great but I do see I thought that could have. I've been another company on other kinds of things the link McDonald's was weird for me but I thought the story on even going from emissions rule life was pretty good. Personally I thought it was crap I was really tenuous links gone. What can we link this to right? We do Karen because I'm reindeer treats. Let's use bats as the basis of this marketing. I thought it was. I think it was almost an afterthought I felt the beginning. I in a half bears. Go Do you WanNa do the snow man But yet maybe who runs in this frozen I didn't really like it. Yes assist You know wanting to play with this test afterwards. Little bit sweets but I just felt was link hair while they're trying to sell because ZANU Day. If you wanted to get carrots GONNA go to bloody McDonald's you go to little or you go to tesco by carrots. 'cause like what ninety p over the tiny ones that care no eight thousand nine hundred finally be weird an unbelievable thing i. I don't have those those strong feelings. More another in terms of riches. It's actually almost every idea I was go- Owns constantly never knew produced by balloon while in some of those actually my but they do sell from they sell food to sell up all this hell in the Cell Silence Up to Khameini so this is not necessary we already know that you sluggish and then let's say Donald Trump on woman finally finally. It reminded me of almost every early nineties. You know feel when apparently the bounds getting some sort of level lots of influence. The judge do some oldest Shandra scandals stephens on this debate. That's kind of what reminded me. Okay Christmas said he's gone so the reason I actually would. This snuck is primarily because what I think was sweet about a young girl what I do not like is the way the older older sister is portrayed that all who is. She doesn't want to play with her sister. And I'm just joint. Sorry if you're going to tell me about Christmas particularly when he looks like they don't have Houma maybe. The mother works the night shift. This should actually be there. Should be a closer bond and the fact that your little system wants to play reindeer Christmas Eve because that's what it looks like. You should be playing with her. It should be always. There's an opportunity to achieve so I just didn't like that because almost like Oh yeah. Teenagers Moody they don't care about the he just sends a troop that we've seen the ninety s currently. I don't see that that often I see a lot of siblings. Wanted Touchy spend time civilians. I will say the word on the doctrove exists and I know it does. But that's not what Christmas is about your I. I'm her little sister and I remember. She exteriors remember. Wanted to plead have ambushed. Bush told me to do as you say the honeys bias. Because she goes all Christmas ads have found any should be being. I know that is not really Christmas. Sixty Years Missile Cincinnati's white mice. So please I can eat is realistic. But she tasers are on. 'cause she's reminded that Oh my God don because as you said you ask them hi is not supposed to be what you realize is the fact that the let go sit outside site in the cold. She wasn't mine. According to think. This is say your concern flavor Christmas making windows like Oh my God. She's she's actually obviously. Seems much. I thought radioside Madonna initially well. It wasn't it wasn't Doug Dresser. Wait wait so anyway guys. It sits voted here. Yeah you have okay now. And what's the next odd guys. There's always it's knocking this so I'm sure up do sue is really she likes factuals. We're thinking okay. So this is the as sir. Okay guys slow. John Friend walking the dark with some bucking in the background. I'm afraid is this a horror Christmas then the child is into the house moves is good and we see an old man. GRANDPA MAY BE. I hope the JALEN grabs a king nature whispers things granddad and goes into the Washer could tools tools. Has This job killed. Granddad some stuff which looks like child's play involving jaws police and other stuff since we're going on and there was a a consumption which the child says centers something magic for when he POPs to the shops as total by Granddad is this. She live that John is sent in the cloud by Tony using how contraction and sent back down with some shining magic elitism which were imported has a massive massive magically spotty spouting up it begins spreading around the neighborhood leading to jump on the family having. It's no months head and plus coming to live. A normal house is starting to gingerbread houses. There goes because they equity so the street is filled with Christmas decorations. And a few people turn into judo where people at the bus stop. A massive bubble rolls down the street and the magic excite is not depleted to nukes disappointed. And her brother who I presume is the one who's been around the oldest time. Looks Khan and I presume. The one who's been in a spending Christmas show with her looks a bit concerned. I've seen that look before he thinks is it. Is it look. She had before she grandpa. Do not know it is ajar since to find some more magic Over her better she sleeps and says Merry Christmas. We're left hoping he survived the night. That's what I got from that. Well please what are your thoughts on the ads of all your coinstar is ridiculous to extra to yeah equity. Okay do it was whoever what did you do. So she contraptions to get Christmas magic from the sky. Don't get it there. She said that she's up. That's why thank you because I thousand quite as an alibi the magic the thing that she got magical whatever it makes everything Chrissy then she forgot to leave some for herself self then she got side about sit rather get more. I trust to think about this book days linked to the grandfather. Okay so let me tell you what I think even would be on this as we all all know products product that could son way for Kentucky but anyway the thing is I think what's happened is basically we have audience as opposed to understand. Understand that maybe GRANDPA is dead and then Grandpa told her as one of those Christmas things to make yourself happy on three people happy. Go get Christmas Magic Geyer. I could threaten the point is there will be no magic for herself because she wants Grandpa back and her brother sees misery. Oh have pain and then bro. Yeah that's what it seems to be Is that then. He goes for her. Obviously by anguishing her America's missiles give ever sweet dreams of a time which was her grandfather. That's what I can take from being a bleeding heart but no I'm snarky bitch. So that's the reason I I saw the story on that I didn't like her. I watched I could just blunderbuss after us into into the short sharing but Christmas through letterbox. Own exactly writing. Christmas jets Puzzle House into gingerbread. I'm Dan Noble People. Thank you all atwitter. The ideal spreading dismiss Jake would see the dope because Silva Silva was there was there. I go boo running response stands at forty thousand things. I I think I was so confused by. I was confused by the United States. I mean again I I do. Social is about it just writing. Much Chad because Cheryl bubble. You know I think the wedding a big MUTT His that was run out. But as because as you said that about crops thank you really really weird and also. I just didn't like the kind of horror vibes in the beginning. There's a dog barking. I said your GRANDPA addresses everywhere. She takes the opposition says things granddad she just seemed very obviously my imagination on wires to okay so the next added the Aug add now is biased towards August because as a kid. That's me was basically the book that I I'm out I serve one just got next year but I have snuck so modern leafs through on August catalog. I think next year well okay. Room and sees in many drum kit circled with hardships as my face is included. Seems this is a Christmas gift. He shot once wants as it. Contemplates is featured is bank accounts. He finds himself on a mini drum. Kit US plane. The lights come on the catch US boiling as he bounced drum. He proceeds to play the breakfast club. Moves on by simple minds. Don't you forget about me and a big ASS. TV is showing the band and civic into arms as keeps playing along to the song long as house transforms the fridge. Oprah's provides dry ice for the kitchen. Concert performance and kitchen transforms inconspicuous flying houses. Small fees and Kissing Unicom slippers making making the way down the stairs and see the man's daughter. What did you mean hope? An amusement as the concept of life in kitchen then everything flips the house disappears always see other draw are the says says on him on the Minnetonka to the spotlight on daughter. As lifted into the air she slides down the bannister landowners most onslaught starts on her many drunk Trump said kid. It's the father. Does some complicated drumming with which is a mix and Drumskin won't plan and it's not competing and prominent unison and they're both transported to the front of a Chord concert audience on which a stage prop by washing machines and teddy bear dives into the audience. Mosh pit and serves the crowd. There's a crescendo as audience applause on the camera pans to the artist Catalogue Catalogue as the book of Dreams. Christmas Guide Twenty nineteen. Okay Okay I was not. That was correct is correct as this one. This is my favorite art. No no no. I'm because fucking Becker. Add this because of the three. I mentioned that already had a previous relationship with the dramatic. The Guy who's a drummer is called on my body. And he's in this band called fight star and I use tonight five-star trying to his band. I regret Oh my God oh my God autosomal in this ad then. The girl is called ninety ninety. Bushel and someone had set video on instagram. Because she has. She has got an integral risk. She basically just drums drums onto Nevada. She's very good so I was over God and of course I love the song digit. Forget about me by simple compromised so to me. This is the perfect recipe. Even date was our guest. I thought they did really well. And I really enjoyed this is for me was woefully in Michigan. In the beginning what is should and the circling as reformer kids. Smooth through right. That's the first first thing I love the fact that they just did not use my dishes from there to Rome. Get the father drumming the dots. Holly explain I loved Ah Song because the Christmas visits no no but it just it all but I won't lie to you right. My only criticism bolted up. It's Christmas yeah it's not. I can imagine that in the summer I can imagine that in February I can imagine October. It's like the Cat Breeds AG with the Monkey. Plame feel it's not Christmasy out but I liked the ideal that I just think it's still because he it was it so I really can't really say much about care. That's okay so yeah. Now what's what's the bills. Knock when I first saw this as good. Oh my God is he was down because it was how this this could cost like by. My Dad was going on then. I settled down undecided. Hockey Nestle Way and just went. Okay I understand this ad it makes sense to me because as a kid. That's what I did Monkey Valentine's backlog so the parents can actually see what I want. I Not Bites Anyway What's interesting is that the products into those The mini drum kids but also other products like Fridges like Kettles Sir. Aren't all the things that's true so I did like that. I totally agree with you. This could have been at any point in time. He didn't feel Christmas to me. But what I love about. It is the fact that it shows a family. Yes do something together at is also firmly the Muslim Because he's Asian. She's black she could be adopted or it could be any way shape or form of the moment. Exactly Khobar old. We try to anybody and what I liked about the fact that you can actually see that this looks like what a modern family look like. I really really like Saad Buds. I agree it's not Chris Mooney dozens and I thought it was thinking after this of Coffee Tame Nico million last whatever is okay. But YOU'RE GONNA have to work is okay. This is in. It is the best school ad guys. I do not care if I listened to the honey. This is way too much smoke. But don't okay okay. Alright right by by the Nazis plane. We see test school home delivery van. The delivery driver gives us some exposition. Yeah this is the last delivery before Christmas someone without bloodied UK. Attention is hanging up some Christmas bulbs industry-drawers Van and Causes Electrical effect as supposed vanderbilt was driving at eighty miles per hour. He was I'm basically goes Luma's portal allow back to the future. We know for a fact that speed on this vast becomes a sixty miles per hour. So was the heck the valorising Dickensian England van automatically or was those automatically popcorn food and the little rascals Arago moffit just held themselves goods without asking like what Dickens yes he s he says. What if this was the last delivery whether so much stuff in the van? The kids say it's a there's a it's from the future. How do they know? And that's thank you go. The van der Ministers writes another dimension looks to be the nineteen late nineteen forties were delivered for with Churchill. I asked again. It was a lot of delivery the oldest fucking food arrived in the nineteenth at a rave as he walks through people become food anita asking and the most into the seventies to share a couple of Brown people as opposed. ooh ooh thank you featuring. As how'd you do some feature to share a couple of Brown people I suppose and in the eighties and back against other random times. He will make an appearance on Bullseye on eighty sometimes ninety two games you mix. It's into the president without delivering to his last customer. That in Queens. Yeah I just thought I would just gloss over ninety but remember. He had one delivery person so I was like Without without delivering respondent customer. WHO's probably gonNA totally miserable Christmas Way? Mrs Magnificent Christmas bread with his family. This is because we're showing that they'd been delivering Christmas seven from from his over one hundred years did you. So this is just goes video of the W. says this is what you get. It's bullshit I think the way that does busy day you lever watching at actually was test hours like this and the thing is they lie. 'cause notorious this is carrying the food is well presented Walsh's why the NBA decorated tree. Government is inspired the Dallas Suave Suave. Suave did anyway take kids and they are in the wake of some dairy Christmasy. I think well that's nice of you. Just because something the job I do find him. Great Soon Churchhill England. Sixers thank you anyway so all of that was very fascinating to me what I was hoping it was going through but why with who else. Yes so much food where they can. Then I mean you can get your sense. Because he knew you that he was probably. I don't know I has any called. Muslims view joined the back to the food on his table was read read. But I will say something okay. Was this Christmas Eve With someone else neighbor delay was he was running at. Yes actually you know what. What is your rules? It is Christmas house. Work TESCO food hold on yes. Ads most mix sense short the product just something Christmas in resonates we welcome. It was some emotion anger as an emotion LaSalle so technically wrestling toxic waste. We get to the next one. I love my hair. Ok Well God we'll donahue awesome so TESCO's closest competitor that's breathe is is because we've been doing this connected discredits it's one test them saints. This burberry said hold my tender. That's what happened. It was so what is interesting about this. Also the centuries has been doing this for one hundred fifty years is just as one hundred years was it was like the young whippersnapper. Something called Nicholas the sweep okay. It almost as a voice over in England so somebody comes in times starts with the manager of children workers. I usually do I remember today's the day Jim us we that was basically child abuse. Okay let's move on quickly as rich and the child abuse buster. What by Mr Mr Saints Breeze? Who should is fantastic parties of Christmas Turkey? The criminal exotic delicacies at should look on in fascination amusements on hunger and woman. Working on the store smiles at one of the kids who I presume is Nicholas was back the absolute auto body job the KID's schools a couple of just misses Sainsbury's one of the WHO Falls Nicholas picks this up on probably to return it and it's called Pogo. WHO's on focus? Governments need the proper raised him in the streets as a thief as Nicholas protesters innocence. These baneful blood. People Industry Co. for him to be put the Dungeon Obama's mich so father crispy one of the people in the street forgets himself scripts with silence as Thomas apologized recovering bodies forever. There is criminal justice in St Events Mississippi thoughtful. She's photogenic. Charter abuser different sucking on our oranges no point intended as I said it's so disappointing as some people are just rotten. Martin Mrs Looks Outrage our Party. Call Siberia land when it was freezing. Almost death he chicken wing by Mrs as restored person is innocent assist. I know I know. Let's get you somewhere safe as she gives them a sackful of oranges she tells him she has given this to him as she wants to do something special for Christmas Niklas. This has an intense look and says miss something I need to do next. Shot is Nicholas Three. Pity like superheroes into the dock to the often age. I'm assuming this is basically the truth. He put an orange in the socks over out over the bed in the morning. The kids run out of the children's e- joy and discovering an orange for everyone agriculture is incensed at received a lump of coal and not saying is on the not list. The kids points to him allow and shellfish get back to work unfortunately the origin after power walkouts running streets origins of shop lookie please also looks off into the distance with Little Nicholas in a record. Possibly freezing in the snow as he walks in red hat was a number of reindeer to give the no no no to give us the origin of Seneca's. I Father Christmas will you. Whereas redcoats red hat's turns to the camera if awesome how dots heels Choi You Santa Claus has he would be what is older than he wants? Radio so that's the origin story. There's also as we say again. When she has saints will give some vision that she wanted to do something special? My Word is so so. I'm happy that you guys like this team is what is the burglaries feel. I am sorry. Yeah he looks like I love. I still fantastic tacit. Because it was so well done that quality of two swelled on the writing. That guy does much to carry goes. I think I think it was very well done. I like the bus of the originals. Closer Sir now my the things I would say is that's due west since with food there but a lot of oranges I have to say I don't even easy take your time. Dream is the cancellation. Maybe the oranges in the beginning. Maybe also I think you're marketing thing I'd go Christmasy I think Nichols feels Christmas. I can well. It is Christmas to me. It's what I like was the end. There was a well. This is how we think this was. I liked the Juki of like this is just story. I found a lot of people. Come into under the video. That will commute is going to be there and take some shopping without without paying and say well. It is Christmas Christmas or wherever the crop that she said that. Oh well you have to do something special. Because this isn't I know you have to onset something that I thought it was the case I I saw ducks do a scene. That seems we was. The woman is a woman saves me. Mr Saint was demonstrating. I presume easing consensual breeze. She is GonNa be there another well. I agree that a lot of these you said but I think for me. The most interesting interesting bit was writing was interested was way she wants taking in the drive bys on notice Newton inside of the cart. It said zoo editor. Jerry should zero I wrote it up because it could cause all donkey is very funny putting their grain specs. Okay the the issue of this whole thing because technically is caused by years I will become many. Are you all over for the primary and Cosby. It was me is ridiculous but our laid everything they loved. It doesn't look like okay and so this is really the trees and the register. Nelson Nicos isn't the guy was off dodger. I in his rutter so like we have police twist and we have the lesser and like before we again because the bus. It is a story really by bus but anyway joyous yeah all right okay. I was at first I was like what is it. Nicholas Nicholas Nicholas Nickleby or the Swiss. Oh ooh that Nicholas was okay. It was okay. Because what is the rats. That's down from Americares telling you now. Everybody says bucket was okay so the next one is ody so that it's up for you. So as usual with all the calving the carrot they have to do the fucking murder Kossovo also because amount chits yes so the after the fucking moon three ads we started the launch. Kevin is captured on title. What else do it seems? The Brussels spots having a revolution and look into having does and I look with Kevin to lose off the Reindeer Russell. The head routes in charge throws a tomato at Kevin who have also been in Tommy Tommy. Brazil bathrooms time Kevin and undiminished escape Kevin his Robbie Williams and such puts on a show in the circus as sings. Let me entertain you insane. You some silly lyrics with sprouts festive et CETERA. As a Christmas meal is arranged around this massive table which adds as Kevin Stage the fuel vegetable realization onions and Kevin and his family which which is a wishes everyone in merry Christmas. Well if we can get past because on the other side Connah's from L. D. you'll see the good one starring Kevin the count as has the ringmaster and as the limb that you come into me catch up as drives in the tomato. The Chris Feast is displayed in all. Its glory glasses. Professor Plum perfectly roasted Turkey. Iran display butternut in Turkey. A beautiful picture of the Brussels sprouts testing become bids but the men's pies etc.. Nausea analogous no distractions. Focus on the food. The wine and drinks at also got the same treatment. Focus was on the products and the camera camera angles and lighting with the musical world together. So as to which the first one. I didn't think he was awesome Robin Williams. I thought it was jacqueline from what was in that thing. I think Commissioner Booth Shock Mars which he wants. What's in that show? Maybe you'd like to where the only thing you hugh Jackman show called Sherman. Yes yes you found music. So that's I mean you might have thought maybe just. Maybe he signed got zone knowing Russians Song is because Robin Williams deal out to promotes Christmas album cover. Okay so the the first I ask that honey describe where they wanNA feed Kevin to the rain day when we first started this inaugural podcast when we I had the pleasure of. I've been introduced to Kevin the carrots that was his mission was to be fed to the reindeer. Don't know to be resume writing on it was eaten by the reindeer was yeah 'cause he was banned reindeer the life and they look at you. Give the radio okay. So he's got to clarify of. Oh it but I also for me the best bit with blinders off is trying. I understand that okay. I mean the sprouted going out of business I it was Brown exactly how Kevin is twenty four percent. Yeah Yes yes Sorry changed I mean your fucking GonNa catch up to catch up because the a hole. It'll bring must've stage like you said the little car around has called luggage Babies so yeah I mean but he has changed Kevin. I'm sorry Kevin Love averaging mumps only thing I said is kind of an the partly partner with the points shows goodson priceless Christmas simple. Other as you're the smaller ads were more Christmasy. Must see a more in line with the prize Interesting but the main one was entertaining the poems Kevin Change see where he goes next year mode Another year another Kevin Car ads. Yeah talk to my mind is not a bad I just hit Kevin. The car title like my vegetables wound is humanize. If the fact is you think you you know having to fight on so the next. Okay so I as-as is the Amazon. Now I'm not going to waste my timeline Saint Etienne parts well talking about except to say that is the same as the last few few years using the box using music. Talking boxes and Amazon Amazon logistics to make an ad will moving things on his police. Okay but what I am going to say is the end of the with. What's interesting to me because it seems that Amazon delivery person was just so joyful that thank this year will? She gets Christmas family because the amount of joy on that woman's face I thought that was real good. So this is what I- reanimator folk folk song. I need you right yet. That's number one. Since for some message number to see what happens. The Real Amazon thinking about what the real workers I got. You don't get your money. You don't need anything from needed so Wednesday the I need you you you what you need each other. We need each other. I've done it. I'm sure all those you the issue which actually Japan this biggest issue for me was those so the song she was it goes review for. The box is out there. I know all the different ships the leap senior living yet. That's what I what African Lipson there I and was I'd have to look like different ship lips Sausalito. Let Yeah. I mean the average employee I can think he was just returned to the by the outgoing. It keeps the Act Kid trunks where they live to get Because it started really usually on the side of the ones that don't have Amazon Brandon. Some of them she keeps them. But you have to win the morning so it doesn't make any sense for you to catch it Basel what Transport Concert for the true message Amazon is that you can buy anything you want on them. And for Christmas was president needs as a job by Amazon workers. Rights them seeing the family. And you shall get your sheet by Christmas very sorry. I don't have a promise. You take your delivery with ours so everything else is up to you. You wanted these way for hours. I was GONNA say this. You know everybody talks about the right. hustles absorb in Amazon's workers rights and the obligation Amazon has but we as we walked by. Yes from if we if we you put it we keep our money and actually keep all. This is what we want to change. That also GonNa Change. That's what all that was on his face now. God knows I had issues the Dow still by should for MOMS. We don't change others already. Tell me I need do you. I used to be the companies I hold them in and so he can show me TV show so basically the last ad is by Apple. It's very interesting to me. So hold on just get into it so young female siblings fight on the way to the airport. Possibly to see family in another state in America taken. The press is trying to The kids with an IPAD in the car to get to the airport Jump pats on the siblings of fighting over if the red light should be on off off. The moment asked the Daddy. If he's got the ipad supposedly he has done. Some Moose for the kids to watch seems this did the trick. Kids a quiet of the whole plane ride as the the movies. The kids fall asleep. Or wake up by the Disney each Grandad Grandad is recently believed whole family. Miss Grandma and institutional the kids use the ipads make an eye movie for Granddad dead about his life with grandma on the family. I appreciate the I'd I was moved by it however I feel the first parts to do work for thank you very much soon. The whole I know that I don't have a child and I do not see these like pin two children. We don't know how it's like the parents in this type of technological article climate. I don't know but I had the real issue with the parents is using the IPAD. The bandage basically keep the kids quiets the distract them Okita of every night. He will spare exactly you know a child abuse auctions communication. Don't hit your sister or don't have light book. Yeah it was basically. Do you have the IPAD like what so. How long does this last for just giving them the ipod? I also the behaviors to change. Because obviously they need to be distracted from fighting the nation they should exactly. I'm beyond the fighting on new the fact that a lot of friends with children. He's using this device as as a tool due to remove parts of Parents Wendy. I'm glad you said that because what I wanted to see if you agree with me is that that is actually it it is I mean parents about this like listen. It's just easier and I agree that before. It's don't have the child the funding now. Don't get between. Trump would ask you then pass what injured put on their IPADS and the what they want to watch without demand to deal with the children are busy. Issue advocates is yes sweets. Father Humanity comes together. I'd be like you know who doesn't get by Woodrow Zone died and we're loving each other and stuff like that well. My biggest issue is that I am morally opposed to using devices to raise children out. Because I will get. You don't have any children so I don't know how many I do have children because it was that I don't know why why why it's quite a judo book. Why can't you draw something? Why can't you have wasn't just sleep? Okay was from Faucet drew about fall asleep. We'll we'll see it's interesting. 'cause I driving through that behavioral Ajaria. Just be more impactful. If it was Dick Communicated as a family and then children are made to show how easy not easy. So how how easy to use the IPOD. These kids district again did that for now. But they're trying to ask is a device that So many different things but what I don't like is the fact that it is. No I don't think I should be doubling down on the fact that people are using the ipads s. two parents that even though even though parents are doing that's I know but that is not what you want to be supposed to be. Let's see the Arab Christmas. No because the points okay. I think the first part of the odd is realistic. Yes by Kennedy Laos else. I must say he's right. Let's listen is realistic. The popped up. I have an issue with is. That's apple in my opinion saying that's okay. We know that parents using this as a third parents writes. I posit the parents in this family. So what we're going to do is give scenario. We think is going to happen. which isn't true? We're the kids who I use a wide being given this ipods to to to be kept quiet or to shut up I'm not that Emotionally grow grow much mature is what has bullshits is because when parents give children the IPAD shut them up during give them the ipod an open up. I'm moving you open up a shop on. I know the open up Netflix. spotify or game. Yeah that's what they actually do. And that way you'll be paying wonder pounds in the next week because it's what those things transaction whatever awesome Augustine for me to approve writing what actually happens. They were realistic in the beginning. And it just wants to allow allowed to land because people as you know as people we generally tend to want to do the easiest thing of course. I think what they're trying to say. Is that okay. The easiest thing you've been doing but maybe you should trump give your children the opportunity when they're being distracted by but to maybe more ideological issue with it because it's not that the parents are opening up especially in two hundred off their back. That's never consolidate this bill. I think we're failing to realize. Oh that's okay. I'll just going to as we children love. I love young children becoming a lot more mature younger age because of the way that they are actually technology now of course because grandma died and let me see how grump has been tranquillity. The house was kind of tense. So why did they behave. While they believe that point we had to listen. Edinburgh Eh from each other children are children okay. So we're going to be children. I'm not saying that Peres. Actually going idea aggravated Superior parental occurrence of actually consider. The GRANDPA grandma died of those things. They're again they're putting a badly by us. The IPAD now is there a chocolate chewing up. You have been watching the video vhs. Video I'm surprised play. Thank you because I remember 'cause member of of what. What exactly they were like? What the heck is surprising out to? VHS Biju let's let's in that you not drew five yelled elda. Tenure used to you so that they could have pictures because they do the others well they might create something. Radio created not sophisticated grunt right on Crete lined up. But I think there is a chance that I think those are realistic. Not physically emotionally wealth. The the emotion that's going on in that space okay. So did your your boy. I disagree with I've seen kids been given devices on I do is social media the redoubt Litas game that whatever it is that a plane. 'cause I think right now. The one crushing ruled out there certain things that he'd do. I know what their ipad them all the time. What's he that he should never yet? Your Dad Sumitomo's Donald that issue that they will be busy trying to play the couching on all stuff that we don't have time to Seattle advice. I believe as but it's depends where literally given to them and taking me back from them so that device the device I can understand us because okay you have. You gotten tired of APPs download music I think okay. What else can I do? Stay in the in the on the plane even even on on the table. Yeah to me I wrote here was elongated with to see bipolar. All right my pro. No so firmly fights when I realize we get in because you know this conversation used to be had by parents television so it makes you wonder myself that is it that a majority also realize the concept because I watch TV. He didn't destroy my life and destroy my brothers. Okay hold on he. He had once they sugary true. And you had to behave in the car you move from radio to TV but was what I needed the device. We're not saying that what might offer won't be debut as president took a lot more likely. It was their device. I can see where he was simply spared by TV. Yes so I think there was a song I do. We have to. Yes yes I understand that but what I'm trying to say that it's a false equivalent because you cannot TV everywhere and your children still had other forms of entertainment this this often. I think the IPAD Be Okay. TV can be books to come off the side of things but we listen to think that because present distraught cut as opposed to educate their children that it is not being used in the do. Now I listen I play. Now's Sedova I'm asking us to also be a well because I do everything you said. I fully a room. But you also need to consider that'll that aspect where worried we discussion about technology in our lives human being done with Arab affect our children here and again west. Forgive on revision of not having having choked up here. We've only been children did with us when we have children that were facing. Some of US may have exposition Sir Children and we also expect to experience right so obviously the ever to my mind. I think what we just need to be cognizant of the fact that it depends on what type of society want to be exactly so. That's how I was looking tons of phones onto this even sears. That's the whole discussion. Okay guys now that was done. We've gone through all of these. Could you tell me what your top hop to. Adverts will start with. African Katich was the advent of the ones that we reviewed. I don't like any of them but I will go with very carefully Okay it over to the number one number two number two. I think I will have to go with walkers crisps. I think I like I said Seeds doesn't have whatever so we. I kinda like that. I think my number one and this is GonNa be a bit of interesting. What is actually going to face? Free advert can it simply because of that exciting game. 'cause that made me what what I said. So that's really the for but I had already publish absorb NASA mobile number two. I got to number two the jump around mocks. It's not meant to be here so you'll number two unalienable one. What's to jump around? Okay number one. The Aug add drama grow perfect. What's number two? I want you to number one model number two. Okay okay interesting so my number two is much specis food. Ask because 'cause my Christmas gift a Muslim spots I am always biased in favor of mock Spencer's and the fact that this Luli bringing back to who who is not just it is a menace. Then number one is the August ad. Okay so guys. Thank you very much for listen for listening the reason we always do this. Just because it's almost like a snapshot of Society Particular Point In time in terms of what is interesting for Christmas. This was a bit more brainiac key and esoteric than our previous wants. That's because I'm trying to bring more structure some happy to get any feedback. If you guys go if you guys go look. It should be more chaotic. You guys just go alpha leather fitting back. I'm happy to listen. I'm not on board while. Listen so I don't know if I should say by so if I shoot. Let's start with day. G please civil vital fabulous Indians look good African cage uh-huh.

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Track Santa on Alexa

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Track Santa on Alexa

"Hey they're happy. December twenty fourth. It's terry fisher here. And it is christmas eve and well. We have to talk about santa and tracking santa through norad. Of course and yes. You can use lexi to do that. It is very very simple. All you have to do is say lexi. Where is santa. and you'll get an up to date Position report on where. Santa is. At that moment. There also is a norad tracks. Santa skill with all kinds of things games and jokes and songs and facts about santa. So you can check that one out as well all right hope. You have some fun with that this evening in particular so have very merry christmas. I'll be back tomorrow with Some special christmas day oriented lexi tips. But until then. I wish you a wonderful evening barry christmas and talk to you tomorrow. Recast dot fm.

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Chapter 7: Homecoming

Welcome to Tinsel Town - A Christmas Adventure

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Chapter 7: Homecoming

"After seven home. Coming after running with the christmas council there would make even a snowman shiver. All the in cornelius were banned from christmas. I however had convinced the queen that i could turn things around. Should give me till nightfall to figure this out. But christmas land itself seemed to have a different idea. What is the meaning of this. It has taken a few days but my memory has returned now. It was with a little help from special friend and little bit of our own christmas magic. But they're back. We need to get out of here and soon. All of christmas land is coming apart. No we need her. She is the cause of this but not not for the reason we thought. Now holly this listen closely. What exactly did you wish for when you saw the christmas star. I wished that don't be christmas every day right. That is what you said. But the christmas star said that the christmas star conductor. If i hear one more word from you. Chestnuts won't be the only thing getting toasty over an open fire now. Holly the christmas star has written me a letter and she said that your wish was really something called. I have when it's when you you wish one thing you mean another right like like when. I wish that i could take up running even though candy canes or not exactly aerodynamic but i wanted to do it so that i could run with remmy. What i actually wanted was to spend time with my with my friend bingo exactly. It's all coming together. The christmas dot only has so much wish. And when it's gone the christmas wish a pass to the next hour in line but if a stars last wish is a half wish star cannot retire because she is stuck with a half wishes worth of magic. Exactly why holly this explains why we are. Things are happening like the archway flickering on enough. It's not you christmas. Land is fueled by the christmas dos. Palos if she's not operating at full capacity the neither can wait and if she was left with just a fraction think holly was there. Something else you wanted. At the time the time you made your wish. Hurry the son's best the horizon the council. Be her any second. Okay okay holly think back. Okay well i with my grandma. And we were looking at constellations. We don't see my grandma that often. she's really busy. No hawley focus. Okay wasn't okay grandma. No wait grandma. I guess what i secretly wanted was becky to be forever. So that my that my grandma would always be around. say everything. is there anything else. I don't know let me make me. Gosh did i did. I wish come true. I i believe so holly look town. Everything has been returned to tiptop shape mary. F- festive sparkles. It worked they were right. She saved us. The council immediately issued a pardon and with that all. These problems were solved though. She still couldn't help but wonder had her wish actually been granted. The conductor was still very upset and very vocal about it. He proclaimed loudly that it was time. For a holly to leave. But even he agreed that there was no need to ban her from christmas. And that cornelius should stay. Holly said tearful goodbyes to the queen and myself and the rest of the town. Cornelius was the hardest goodbye. I don't know what to say. We've always got christmas. Yeah anytime. I see candy cane. I'll think of you come in for a hug. Give all corny. Give kuni give this here. We go i am. I didn't think you'd be that strong. I'm sorry i reacted poorly there. But i'm gonna. I'm gonna miss you all of the human. I'm gonna miss you a lot. There was one more surprise as holly step towards the archway a cloud of shimmering stardust began to form. It's been a while since. I've done that chris star. What are you doing here. We all saw the new star. Amazing isn't she. She's been waiting for me to pass on my final half wish for months now. She is going to do a great job. I i thought you'd be gone already. All i am officially retired. But i'll never truly be gone while i may have been relieved from my wish. Granting duties i've decided to take my retirement right here in tinseltown. I'll miss you. I miss you too holly but remember your connection to our world is just a tin soldier away and so all these steps through the archway would see me. Well you would have seen a single tier side down my tin face. Holy popped right back into christmas eve. Exactly where she had been standing right beside that. Christmas tree is the assembly ornament their dear. No i don't see it anywhere later that evening. The cookies and milk were ready for the big men. All the jeremy were hanging there stockings on the fireplace while their mom took pictures. Polly was looking for any sign. Possible that our wish had been granted but everything seemed normal. Stop fidgeting. I want a nice one for next year's christmas newsletter when the two of you don't look like your animals. Are we expecting someone this hour on christmas eve. I'll go see hello great. Merry christmas by deers. You just get taller and taller every year. What are you doing here. Mom my show in cedar rapids got cancelled at the last minute. So i got on the next plane to come. Spend christmas with my family. What did you bring us grandma. You will just have to wait and see won't you. The family gathered around the tree and caught up on the events of the past year. The kids talked a mile a minute about the sports. They played in the assignments they done for school and their grandmother told them all about her exciting life. in the music industry said to mariah carey. I said hold on a minute grace. What's this on that tree. What do you mean it's remington. You actually put him on the tree. How long has it been well years. Why now after all this time it was holly actually me. Whenever i mentioned him you got mad. I know and i'm so sorry for that. That ornament just takes me back to christmas time sitting staring at ornament and wishing well that christmas could be a more cheerful time. I ruined christmas. Grace no mom. Don't say that i just i. I want my children to love christmas. Since i feel like i dunno. I missed out on it. When when i was a kid. How did you miss out. I mean you guys did. Celebrate christmas right. We did but when my christmas song got vague in my holiday music career really took off. I was barely home between thanksgiving and new year's day endure grandfather bless him. He really tried to make christmas special. But it's hard when you're trying to do it alone. But i'm done done what mom everything i'm retiring. I'm done with living life on the road during the best time of the year. That canceled show was just the kick in the pants. I needed when i realized could catch that flight in time to make it here. Well that was the best christmas present. I've had many years. So does this mean you'll be here for every christmas from it. Sure does sweetheart. Grandma i love you. Merry christmas neri. Christmas holly but we what makes that ornament so special. You see this ornament has been in our family for many years. My mother gave him to me as a wedding gift. When grace grew up and got married. I did the same for her and kids. This is no ordinary ornament. You'd better believe it. What was that dear. I know it's special. I've met remington on the other side. How is that even possible. Well that's a very long story. And i haven't finished writing it all down to my diarrhea but basically remember last year when i made that wish on. Christmas are yeah. That's how okay somebody tell me what's going on. Why don't i just show you instead remington. If you will where where are we. Gosh this is tinseltown. It's been years. But it's just like i remember. It didn't use to bring us here. I did yes every year when you were little. That is until. I got too busy grace. You're even younger than holly the last time you were here. Wait wait what's going on here. Our family is from here. Holly my parents met here and fell in love but my father wasn't from tinseltown so when they got married they decided to move back to the human world. The townspeople gave them remington a guardian as a wedding gift so that they would always be able to visit and welcome the tinseltown. My name is who are these people. Wait wait a minute. Carol singer is that is that really you neil. He is what a sight for sore. It is you all. I knew it. i knew it. What what are you doing here. Holy all is my granddaughter. Oh all make sense. That's song you're humming. It was hers. Oh yes cornelius. You figured it out. You still know of my music here. Even though i abandoned you never abandoned us. Carol you just wait until the right moment to come visit again. Oh we need to let the queen no like two minutes ago. We need to go get her. Now let's go. The queen was overjoyed that carol singer the carol singer had returned an impromptu party began in the town square with platters and platters of sweets appearing from the castle kitchens. I had a few too many myself. The party lasted well into the night. And just as the festivities were beginning to wind down someone in the crowd. It is special requests. Carol carol sing it sing. The song apply could sure you love right but only if my granddaughter hawley joins me. I love to sing with my grandma. Let's go all right boys. We know this one key. See major Keep it around talking one. Ten bpm and rodney. Cool it with the solos this time. Okay you hear me all right boys over. So the two of them stood on the steps in front of the castle and began to say charging side no ending as inside our decorations are we won't be trending. The tree is so much fun. Take it away grim. don't have very much. We can johnny things candy chain. Regal kat son l. Paper and him pointy issue they were getting to the second verse. Conductor came and stood beside me remington. What is this song. It doesn't feel very traditional to me. It's a newish. One guess may not be an old standard. But it's i. It's still it's beautiful. What's but by you you hate. That's what i thought too but this this is marvelous and with that. He wants to weigh humming along with a peaceful expression on his face. Merry christmas tinseltown. How wonderful it is to be with you all today. I believe you've all met my granddaughter. Holly merry christmas. Everyone is she lovely. I hope you get to spend this holiday season. The ones you love. Thank you again for having me here to sing for you. once more. been a leder christmas. after holy enter. Grandmother had finished their duet. The party was really attend the whole family way. One final goodbye before stepping through the archway and back to the living room. That's way better when you're expecting it. Well that was totally wicked. His pretty great isn't it but if my suspicion is correct i believe you two are up way past your bedtime. Come on just five more minutes. No not tonight sweetie. You're will still be here in the morning. Besides santa. come if you're awake good night grandma. I can't wait to see you in the morning. You too mom. Thanks for always making christmas so special. Good night holly. Life was never the same. Again in holly's house i mean how could possibly be. Not only grandma. Never miss another christmas. But she sold her house in nashville and in l. a. and bought one. Just down the street that hawley. Jeremy could see her any time. They wanted as for me. I went on the tree every year. Front and center and it became a nutrition visit. Tinseltown on christmas eve said holy and her grandmother could perform their duet many happy years past. 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Chateau Christmas (Feat. Tyler Hynes, "On the 12th Date of Christmas")

Deck The Hallmark

55:21 min | 1 year ago

Chateau Christmas (Feat. Tyler Hynes, "On the 12th Date of Christmas")

"This is a bramble Jam podcast. Hi, it's brand. I love Hallmark Christmas movies. Hey, it's Panda and I like Hallmark Christmas movies. Hey, I'm Dan and I despise Hallmark Christmas movies and often times and I'm sometimes a guy who exists in these movies and this is the deck the Hallmark podcast. You hear that in the system. One. That is the sound of Hallmark. He's everywhere going not losing their minds and hopefully gaining a Tyler Hynes shirt. Oh, honey, man, Pac-Man and the the Jaime himself. Tyler Hynes is in the figurative Building Tyler. How are you? Merry Christmas to you. My friend. Merry Christmas guys, very grateful. Very happy to be here with you absolute lord. Well, I'm sorry that we stole not only all of your Christmas decorations, but all the decorations in your entire house Tyler and put them all in durations in the world in the studio. That's right. Are you holding up there in that jail cell. I mean as you see I have no decoration is you're not watching on friendly. Tyler is really decorated to the gills of birth. We're so thankful. You're joining us minimalist look and it worked doesn't work for everyone but it it works great for you, but it's ranked as fast Ferry Kanya. I'm trying to do a little condensation. Like you're trying to do a little girl that when I think of Kanye, I think Tyler has one one one one same way. We're thankful that you're here with us were even more thankful. You're in a new movie this Hallmark holiday season without Kellie Pickler. Oh my God. Boys Boys Boys Boys Boys Kellie Pickler the pickle is the biggest G of all time beautiful voice beautiful acting we had a great time off whatever profile her Twitter profile is Kellie Pickler the original Jeep. Yeah. He looked down when he said beautiful acting like look decadent look in the camera off Tyler in all seriousness because I'm pumped about your movie that's coming out in just a few days now, which is partly why you're here mainly to talk wage. Like it's really just like this is an excuse to have you want to talk about Christmas, but whatever Twelve Days of Christmas coming out this Sunday night. So the page on Hallmark itself. Yes, I'm excited about it because I hear where you might not know is last year. We got a movie called Christmas scavenger hunt we did and it was dead. Was underwhelmed by the scavenger hunt itself. Yeah, and I'm hopeful that your movie which revolves around a Christmas scavenger hunt of sorts will give me those scavenger hunt feels them hoping for can you confirm or deny that that will happen? Well, look, I don't want to you know cash checks that I can't there's a phrase in there. I mean if you don't want to write checks. Yeah, I don't want to write checks that I can't catch do want to get yeah. Yeah. I want all the money because the moral story The scavenger hunt in this move. There are 12 dates of Christmas as we know in this film if we were to do every one of those it might be a three hour epic. So I'm forbidden. Yes, I understand off this one this one. We we cover a good few and the ones that we do do are a lot of fun. So I think I think if you were I didn't see the other movie so I'm not sure quite where your birth Is but hopefully we leap over that bar. I think they will. Yeah, I think you will. I did see a preview on the preview special a couple of weekends ago and it got me I was like, wow, you know eight because you're in it and I love you up to like a nine and a half. So I'm pretty jazz is what you might say about this movie 9 and 1/2 cuz the trailer was wage. Yeah, it was the scene. It was the scene that they showed was you you were in a painting class. You're a great painter apparently and I like the chemistry. I'd like I like the vibe that you had going on. So, I'm all for I gotta tell you does it feel like not I want to say a promotion. But I mean you have been the the male lead to a lot of the bigger name actors female actors in Home universe and this you're launching this female actors homework debut. Correct? Mallory Jansen. This is this her first Hallmark movie. This is her first year Mary. Yeah, but she's I mean, she's no slouch right? She's she's she was just one of the leads and the Marvel show and another show this place. Is it a bunch of stuff? Yeah. She's she's super, saying, you know, we've gotten Tyler Hynes with Kellie Pickler. We've gotten Tyler Hynes with his Christmas Eve. Who was that lie around him trying to say is you are the LeAnn Rimes Christmas there cuz it's Mallory's first movie This is the so we've seen the the LeAnn Rimes movie. We've seen off the Taylor Cole movie. We've seen the Kellie Pickler movie This is the Tyler Hynes movie, which is like this is a big step for you. That's very kind to say. Yes, I can see how you may have painted that picture of your life, but I'm not sure if that's necessarily the case. I think it's a good well-rounded cast and while I may be the guy who's been in other Hallmark movies where she hasn't I Thursday. Come I don't know. I feel like when people see these things they kind of watch them based off the Merit of of what I mean. Obviously these movies are somewhat similar, but I think I don't know people seem to gravitate to wage subject matter like you're talking about scavenger hunts. And so whether I'm in it or not, I mean, I'm not sure if that's going to be the the the tell how it turns out so full of themselves off. I know that's going into my movie Hallmark Channel. That's exactly right. I do want you want to know exactly what we wanted to avoid having to Chateau Christmas. Yeah people turn to these movies before Halloween and onward for the Christmas feels to bring back some sort of nostalgia, whatever it may be they turned to these for the Christmas and so I want to know for for you when you think about Christmas when you think about Christmas from childhood past what kind of comes to mind what was Christmas like for Tyler Hynes as a kiddo? As a kid. Oh, like my family never had like a ton of money. We're pretty very loving family. We had a lot of that and had a lot of fun. We didn't have a ton of things wrong per se but I was never wanting I I do remember being young and getting a lot of presents and they were cool presents and I was very excited about that. But I don't know. I remember things like it's never getting like a pair of like red running shoes that were worth like fifty cents apparently and I was convinced that they made me run faster. Yeah just stupid stuff like that and I think off Christmas up until a certain age when I discovered certain individuals involved in Christmas are thrilled was a magical magical thing. It's still is I think it's I mean, I'm not I don't I'm I think it's maybe my favorite holiday Christmas. It's really something something else obviously too A lot of people cuz we all love Christmas. We love it. Love it. We love it. Well, 12th day of Christmas it airs this Sunday 8 p.m. Hallmark Channel. We're pumped Ford and the perfect snack to go along with that movie would be Universal yums. Who's the official snack of season three got a universal yums. Get a subscription. It's a great gift wonderful snacks from all around the world. You can do your own little scavenger hunt with the snacks. Whatever you want to do. I mean, come on universal yums. Let's go. Are you ready to dive into a shuttle Chris? Let's do this Chateau Christmas originally aired on October 25th 2020. 2111 something like that Margot is a big-time pianist who is just too busy to go home for Christmas day except that the Vinnie that she was going to play at apparently is going to collapse at any given moment to stop falling everywhere. So she is going to go to her faith like Jackson is a cello teacher who agrees to help put together a Christmas concert at the Chateau Margaux goes to visit her family to spend time with them at Christmas time and they are staying at the Chateau for an unknown amount of time. She starts playing the piano and the lobby and Jackson from another room is like what is it? Who's that goes to finder sees that it's her and it's like, oh my gosh, we use the dates. It's a whole thing. They're very long. Comfortable they don't know what to do. But when the shots so piano player Ducks out of the Christmas concert, he asked Margo to stand in and she agrees but they need more musicians for this concert. They find a buyer a violin player who used to be a part of a big quartet and he's like it's now it's possible for us to get back together. One of the guys is dead. But also to other people haven't talked to them in a while it's not going to happen. But they work together Margo and Jackson to get the whole gang back together mine across the dead guy, but they need a cello player still because that guy so shallow Charlie and so luckily Jackson is that guy steps in Iraq crushes it and it's fantastic Margo though. Get some get some bad news. There was a a critic that reviewed her concert hurt or and and did not leave a very promising review of that concert. She's going to be at the Christmas concert. It makes her nervous. She doesn't know how she feels about the whole thing. It's a whole deal. She in Jackson or hanging out a lot more doing all the things to get ready for the college. They start to talk about past their past together and a lot of what-ifs and all of that good stuff. It's about time for the big Christmas concert, but Margot can't find her necklace and tons back to get that then the elevator. Someone had all the buttons. She's running late and the old PR Guy. What's his name Steve? I don't know. He added it Adams. Like let's just let's just go. We don't need her. Luckily. She shows up and everything goes great. She plays crashes head. Everyone's love and everything that's happening Merry Christmas song. Will Jackson gets a fancy new job and the critic tells Margo that the reason why I didn't give you a good review at your concert cuz I knew that you were disconnected and you had more potential and I just wanted to live up to your potential and it's a very like motherly talk with her but she's very happy that she got a good review here and she then tells Jackson song I still love you and hey, I want to figure out how we can be together. And hey also if I could still live out my dream, that'd be great. And he's like, let's do it and they kiss and that my friends was Christmas. We did it. We did do it. We did do it boy. We have four stars to talk about this movie where to bring it down our good friend Tyler Hynes in the house to also break it down with us, and I know Tyler you are going to give it to it. You're going to do real talk your real talk boy off. You're going to give us the real talk. Very excited. I've been to it. 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I just feel well rested now, I gotta you gotta ready to go right on these four segments. We have four of them. And I think the best way to start is with the hot take the part of the show where we share exactly how we felt about this. Maybe we do not hold back it would be wrong. If we did that I would not be able to sneak matter how good the pillow is if we did if we were not honest Panda kick ass off pal. I always start with you because no one tells it like you. How did you feel about this movie? Listen Chateau Christmas was my boom-bust Kong. It was a Boombah. I was I was really excited about this feeling good about this. Here's the deal. It's kind of a boring movie transparently Lil slow for Panda song. There's some good scenes in it. It has a lot of Christmas elements in there. I don't know if it really brings it all home for me. I don't know if I really got a lot of faith. From this movie but the music's the fun in there and it's it's beautiful man. I guess I like it. I like it. It's it's a it's a tepid like I think completely from this weekend and maybe this is this is bold. It's the weakest of the weekend. Wow, I'll say that. Wow. Okay, that is so you would say more bus than them more bus than boom. But I don't want to say I hated either like, okay sure. Sure Tyler how many of these Christmas or just home agrees in general that? You're not in do you partake and was this was this just a long weekend for you or that's the smile of regret of being on the deck what that is? Well, look, you know if I were to turn the camera around which I can't you would see my wall of Hallmark DVDs absolutely horn rebellion. And you're in Canada. They don't show all of them up there. So, you know, no that's you know, what we don't we don't really get them up here. We do. Get them on some Network anyways Pub. I watched the movie last night. What did you think they do that? I thought the movie was was great. I thought it was you know, what I was surprised about. I don't know where they shot that movie package, but it was I thought it was beautiful. I thought it looked full and looked Rich. There was a lot of extras it felt busy the locations were pretty the town that they were shooting in the hotel. It's really nice. I thought there was a battle of piercing beautiful blue eyes between our two main casts. I thought I thought I saw I thought some of the performances are really cool like the the characters. She what was her name. Was it Sam Sarah jumps Erin leant I made notes home Sam. I know much studious Boy Sam Sarah and then I thought they were really great and especially Sarah. There's something authentic about what she was doing. I really felt that relationship and off. Yeah, this is the overall thing. I thought was was I think it was Kim are not was a producer and Ivan Hayden was the producers on that movie who I've worked with before and I was really impressed with the option value of the whole thing. I thought they did a really really good job. Well, my feelings was your movie that comes out this weekend Sunday. How much was it pretty covered or uncovered it was off in the middle of it. Yeah. I was we were one of the first Productions I think to get going. There was some kind of going yeah, and we were one of the first so it was all really brand new. Nobody had come to the other end of a movie yet. I think they'd all just started. So yeah, I was right in the middle of an interesting time. It's going to be like you mentioned the extras. I also felt like there was a lot going on in this movie and I don't know whether a shot pre or post it wage and price but it felt good. Yes. I felt good the homework. Yeah, the first couple ones that we saw after covid-19 for you as good as this one as far as production goes. So I'm with you on Thursday. This is what I'll say. There was a lot about this movie that I liked namely the characters that Tyler mentioned that quartet which becomes a trio. Sorry song was fantastic. I like them working together, especially Sam and Sarah that to me that was the story of this movie less about a month ago and Jackson that that chemistry didn't necessarily work for brand but but overall I did enjoy it but I am wage Hand, I think I'm going to have to do some a little bit more pressure on it. It is at the bottom of the list for the weekend, but it's but it's not from a I didn't I wasn't as bored as some of the people on the internet watching it I wasn't bored. But it mainly it came down to did I connect did I buy into these two leads was I rooting for them and truthfully I wasn't I was in a meeting for Sarah and Sam suffering because of that. It wasn't like I'm loving this but I did I did not dislike it by any stretch you you pray about your top top for the weekend you play through that. Yes. I pray without ceasing. Okay. Got it. Good talk question question Bram before then jumps in and just destroys all of us off question. When you say people on the internet what people are you referring to well, thank you for asking. We have a a subscription service called Bramble Jam Plus and you have to join a Facebook page. Group of like the homework and we talked about the movies and real-time have a threat. We have a threat for every movie this season, which is going to be a lot of fun and there was a lot of this is a snoozer blah blah blah and Thursday. It's so you know, I had that kind of going in this maybe you see cuz I I can't not read the reviews. I don't know what you want from that and so I had that going in I wasn't as bored as some other people mention what I do understand why they might be maybe we shouldn't say this like a big going to go ahead. It's our Facebook group has a few hundred people in it and they're all huge homework fans. But like it would be cool to like give Tyler access you want to come down during all the 12th day of Christmas ever, whatever you guys want them there. Just just give them access and not tell anybody and then you ask them if he's going on you could read the thread to see how it's going. Oh because you were ripping me wage, you know, I don't comment on this thread Tyler. It's all people that I know but those people yeah, you'll get there real emotions. They're not going to Tweet this stuff out there giving you the real. I didn't feel like that. Yeah, I feel dead. Hallmark Twitter is much more. Like I feel like the people on Hallmark Twitter that are tweeting along are very like I'm just trying to get retweeted. Yes by the stars or by homework. That's how I feel. That's why I don't do it a lot because it just feels like others kind enough to respond to everyone's. Yes. He is. There's a shirt for you. Here's a trip from Detroit that hardly short. He's going to take it off. As soon as we finish this podcast won't be on friendly team just going to say that let's take it off. So, you know, we watch a lot of these movies and some of them are just outright awful and some of them are disappointing. This may be serves the distinction the rare distinction of being both of those things it is it is very disappointing Luke Macfarlane actually plays the cello in real life like he's an established musician. He went to Juilliard Merritt Patterson. We've seen her in these movies. She's in Picture Perfect Christmas last year. They're bad in this movie and I we've had Luke and he's great Merit. I'm sure it's great and also the movie package Awful, I mean gosh, there's no Chateau in a Christmas Chateau. That is not a chateau. That's the Ramada Inn. That's a that's a dressed-up Courtyard by Marriott, That is there is no Chateau in there's nothing wrong with those hotels. They're great sponsors the world which The Chateau Christmas if you're just, you know, just a hotel just to stay in a hotel. It doesn't make any sense the movie has nowhere to go and literally all day to get there. I just could not have been more disinterested disheartened and just downright glad by just what I've watched for an hour and 20 minutes. Is it as actively bad as Christmas Tree Lane? Probably not. You know, it kind of weirdly like Jingle Bell bride was like man. I watched a movie to be great and it's not great this movie. I assumed it was going to be possible and it wasn't those two are counting in the mix that they're both really bad. This is this is really bad and boring and that's unfortunate because in watching like oh wow. A little Frozen Play The Cello like this is going to be great and it just doesn't materialize it was boring and it was bad and it was disappointing just not good. You said bad and boring which is interesting enough. I have five words took my phone to describe you that I just have to look at three of them. I can't read bad and boring or the ones that I can hear a miserable soul. I love you unconditionally, but we'll see if I'm going on this show you guys apart but hold on you talked about you talked about. What was the other movie mentioned Laney Chris Christmas Tree Lane. That was Andrew Walker and and Alicia Witt and I love Andrew Walker that movie was a dumpster fire. And here's the thing Tyler. I I don't I don't do this for every if a movie has the things I like I say, I like it. I promise. Okay. Well, let's let's do this if I ever take a really nice big swan dive into the shallow end. You have to promise to have, New Jersey. So you can do this straight to Maine man. So the first movie we ever did was Rocky Mountain Christmas and and I called I called it a dog turd. And yeah, we had Chris pollok listened and she came on the next day. And basically I had like brain and asked him. What do you think when Dan called your movie a dog turd and would like my first time doing this and I had to go through that whole thing. So yeah, that would be fun. I don't know if I can look you up. What did he say? He was like, you know, if you think it's a dog turd, you think it's a doctor there's nothing I can do about that very kind and he still comes on the show you one of your tire with this. Well, you might get a if I if I hit one of those just you could please get me on here. I want to see this in person might get a text Sunday night depending on out there feels about you free off the most of your career. You've hidden behind other obtrusions like Kellie Pickler, so we'll see what happens if yeah, well you guys say apparently this is this is me out in the Forefront if this song He isn't great. It's all your options. And it's time for all the fields part of show. We talk about one's free to give us this feels Panda. Did you get any fields from this flick? Listen everyone who listens to this podcast notes. I tried always have some feel I don't have anything for this. Oh my gosh. I didn't I know like and you guys have stuff I couldn't find anything. I didn't get Christmas feels I didn't really feel emotional feels again. It makes it sound like I'm not big on this movie. I liked the movie classics fine for you. It's fine but I didn't feel anything. There was no real emotional connection to this movie. I have not I will say that with this does also have another problem which is the the other movie of the evening has a lot of emotion and like a lot of emotion delivery by Christmas. And so we watch these two back-to-back. We don't watch them live with everybody. So in watching them back-to-back, there is quite a juxtaposition big word alert between these two movies from an emotional standpoint. Not necessarily quality standpoint from an emotional standpoint. One of them is swinging for the fences and this movie is kind of play and it's safe with the some of the emotions. So, yep. The yeah Tyler any fields for you? Yeah. You know what? There was some fields for me and let me bring those skills up right now in my notes the scene where they are decorating the tree and that Christmas classic comes back up and in was it let it snow I love that. I love when they put these these big classic songs in these movies. I always feel like it elevates the movie sort of puts. I love just been makes it feel like home somehow. So when that seemed took off, I definitely thought that was nice. I thought the the decorating was fun. And I'd like I said, like I said Sam and Sarah bear little interaction near the beginning of their relationship sort of rekindling I thought was kind of poignant and authentic and the wage the one line that I thought was that was really cool was the in the will admitted get this wrong but in the willingness to fail the extraordinary often Prevail, I forget what the last Every wound it. That's great. Yeah. Those are really good line. I was like, you know what I can relate to that as well said and I liked all that and there was a really cool drudge God of a bunch of trees and a school wage. You know what I I'm with you. First of all its music is just phenomenal which I think is why we get you know, multiple movies this season about it because it's there's something beautifully. I don't know it's connected tissue I think to a lot of things and so there is a big difference when you have a nice version of like Let It Snow verse is a you know, a royalty-free song that someone wrote and it's just Christmas words. Like there's it just makes it seem that much better. So one hundred percent to say mancera when I am and I think this is the scene you are a leading to Tyler but when Sarah Walks In For The First Time In To The Music Store and Sam kind of does like this double take look down look and you can't believe it. He's shocked you can see dead. I just thought even so good. You can see all the feelings rush back like in in in the way in which he responds with his face face his face as well. His face is great face wage. It was so good. It gave me feels I loved it. And I just I love that storyline of this movie. It just it just stole for me same here on that storyline that scene. I think the the guy seeing his long-lost love again for the first time in so long. He plays it so well, like he he emotes. He says more with his eyes than the dialogue could ever have written for him. He does its job. Well, I was reminded there's a movie called A Mighty Wind. It's a mockumentary Christopher Guest movie with Eugene Levy and Chris cast Michael McKean and they're getting a band back together and I was reminded a little that's a great movie. It's funny. It's heartfelt and that that little scene in that little story line did remind me of that movie and particularly when he sees her for the first time that one hundred percent worked for me and I thank God. Worked in general I did like that scene so credit props to them. Do you want to do you want to redeem yourself? Like something positive? Dad hit us with a nice positive now, that's right. Do you offer yourself yet? Black-hearted Panda? No, I don't have it. If it's not there. I'm not going to lie to the folks. Now. You shouldn't lie to the phone. I will I will often waffle. I will not walk the waffle. Yeah, dude. I I went too often waffle last night for dinner. So Josh it out of the part that waffle Primo double on the wall for special handle that but it's too many Waffle just enough to get it, you know, boy, I tell you what. Hey, let's take one more break will come back. We will get to the wait. What's and we're going to a lot of fun doing it will be right back here. All right. If you're listening to this podcast you probably like podcasts and for that I thank you because pretty much importance network, but also I want to introduce you to a podcast that I am absolutely digging and I think you're going to dig it too. We turned a homework movies to escape and to just remembered that every like there is Beauty in life and to just we turn a homework for these things and you're going to get that if you listen to the amazing podcast from wondery called home and life. It is an immersive experience full of Storytelling. 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And all you gotta do is you gotta open up your podcasts app and search for Imagined life. You're going to love it listened to the adventurer. It's fantastic. And if you want to listen to that podcast ad-free you can be under a plus. It's fantastic listen to imagined life today. Welcome back. Everybody boy. It feels good to be back and I'll tell you why it's time for the way. What is the part? I shall we talk about one of the minimum wage to wait what Panda did anything cause you to pause as you're watching just a few things. So like this movie's not actively bad, but there's just a few things that make me go. First of all, I was just I was different and it was a little different and I want to know was it more or was it more in the morning? All right. Are we clear on? I'm Claire Foy wrestler at the very beginning the building manager. I guess comes in to talk to Margo and he says hey there's some Sparks shooting out of the side while he goes nothing that a little maintenance won't fix and then that building proceeds to explode I want like he's going to be fired like this is not this is like severe negligence. I don't know. Like, how do you how do you get to that point Bill Paxton at least half of his filmography we gotta get out of here man, but we've got we've gotta get out of here if you see Sparks and walk or you're about to die. I do want to know it was this the first time in this building in centuries. Like why was it all happening today? How did it get that? Yeah, that is that's condemned material, but you only see Sparks and water in horror movies together like you don't you don't see that in Hallmark? Oh his next like that is not. Okay. We got them critically acclaimed pianist come and where do we put her? I just open up the shotgun just transfer to sign turn on the power. I just signed it up so good. I don't know who that guy is, but I love it like in a building manager cuz he was on the Chateau for a movie called Chateau Christmas The Chateau has absolutely very little personality as a Chateau. In fact song. That they simply call The Chateau Chateau. That's right. Just on the front there Chateau you can do they they do everything with these tiny little ends call it, you know having different fun names attached them. They do nothing with this. I don't understand why and then finally, I'm not a music boy, but as somebody who has been condemned in the beginner Circle a piano for my entire life and never advancing Beyond it this dialogue takes place Margo goes and asks Sam for a beginner music book and he proceeds to say how old for how old yeah. So here's the deal a beginner the ages even if you're a beginner is irrelevant, I think but it would matter like you could have songs that were a little bit more age-appropriate that we're still easy to play but she's still looking for dinner. It's just the basic Melody of the song like if if if he asked me that and I was talking about you I say 80 and then and then and then he would hand me a book with Fergalicious and it for example, like that's not and my pledge. Quality assurance and the gym just working on this the melody. It is a beautiful piano track people people down play Fergie and the music just the amazing musicianship that's going on Fergalicious. That's right. It's out of this world that book to be fair and it is is a banger but she already asked for a Christmas book like that that relegates an age range. Anyway, like I mean, there's not I just don't that's a nonsensical question to me. How old what your beginner to play the song did it? Did it did it did suck dude. Hey Tyler. Thanks for sticking around. You got any way. I want you to feel like I want to partake, but I just I don't want to interrupt the flow. You guys are do anything. It's just so beautiful delicious is great though. You gotta admit you really fast. She's the boss wage. Spelling of your line about Kellie Pickler. Hold on you guys saw the Superbowl performance was yeah. She did it big one thousand. So my way what my way what I did take pause somewhere near the beginning of the movie and just going to take in the amount of tall drinks how long a gorgeous man candy that was in this movie? I had had the experience of having that many. Very jacked individuals in my films. Luckily. I probably wouldn't look like a mouse next to them. But there are some very handsome get bench, press by all them off one arm and this entire movie which I thought was cool and fun. You know, why not? Let's have some really attractive big big guys along and I thought that was pretty cool my way what I was like, oh wow, like he's huge and he's gorgeous. He's huge and he's gorgeous to he can't just say anything there to here. It's great. I love wage. I guess that was a wait what for us because we're around each other. They just I guess just used to seeing that. Yeah, we're missing one ripped huge to like, there's not a scene off like we we we debated about whether have anyone cuz we didn't want to make you look like a printable. Yeah. So yeah. No I get that. Luckily. I'm on a my own little camera off. More like it does. Yeah, and I'm hiding behind this Mohammed sweater monstrosity and Behemoth. I have a hammer song. That's the only way that's the size when we bought it was on it was large extra-large Mohammed and I said one Behemoth it was in charge of the theater package. So they're she's she's playing the piano at the beginning of this movie and Luke Macfarlane hears it from the other room brings home. What is his name Adam with him and he's like, who is that and Adam says, I don't know. There was no one on the schedule for today. I do have to ask then who the heck was that guy playing the piano before or who was that guy? What's his name? He was on the schedule cuz he's pretty darker get him on the schedule the Christmas performance wage. When when she agrees is 9 days away which mean and she's like she's not debating it because of the schedule. She's debating on whether or not they can do it in that amount of time. But she seems to be on board like the family was going to stay there for at least nine days. That's a long vacation and I want to go on vacation with them who's going to shed. Give me Chateau all month December, please. Thank you. How many times do you she opens up the laptop for the review that's treating me that she reads the first paragraph and shuts to do you think she's ever read past the first review person just costing like nah can't do it could be that's just a cuz maybe at the very end. It gets really good. I don't know the first paragraph first paragraph is it draws you in but the last paragraph is like she's actually great Jesse Hutch Adam over here does seem to be doing a TED talk as he enters the circle and it's just like a beginning wage. Introduce people like they're coming coming to ring or something like that. He's doing a weird bit and I don't know it caught me off-guard. I didn't expect mistitled. Like he's not the pr manager. Yes. He's just the MC of Chateau like he's Chateau MC because he's always around with a microphone like the head of PR would be in an office somewhere. Yeah. This guy's out front like doing stuff. I don't know what he's doing it that way. Yeah. Yeah and my last one does involve a microphone everybody when talking at this event is using a microphone except Margot. That's right Margo. I I want Margo to just be like a little switch around. It's not on the program and said no, but she's just saying it's not on the program. Just enjoy it. Yeah. I thought Jesse Hutch's away one for me. Like this guy has not been in a Hallmark movie since he was the young square-jawed buck in the club. Cameron Bure classic let it snow we spoke with him on the phone three years ago. He was just hanging out like snowboarding and chopping wood. He's Canadian dude. He was just like yeah, I just haven't been in one a while whatever and it just shows up out of nowhere in a supporting role looking like he's gained twenty pounds of muscle and imbued with like late nineties Tom Cruise somehow and I Just Like Jesse. I'm very curious. You're super nice. Dude. What made you decide Now's the Time to just pop back in for supporting role? Like he's on instead. He does stuff all the time. Like he doesn't need the money. I don't like you're just weird because weird to see a guy who was a leading man and and not having seen him in six years. Just kind of be there as the head of PR. Like I didn't know what to do with that information. Let's get to the the Christmas concert itself. May I submit to you I don't play piano. I don't but I may have sent it to you. If you're a classically trained pianist and you play penis if you play dead, Piano for a living it you should not have to work that long on Deck the Halls. Okay, if you're trying to play Deck the Halls which is a song we hear in all of these movies cuz it's free off you shouldn't have to that's pretty much old hat and speaking of which Deck the Halls is going to be the finale the finale of the big Chateau Christmas concert is a song you hear them a thousand times a year. May I submit that that girl should not be a finale if you were over the age of nine. I think that that should not happen. She does change to Oh Holy Night which is I guess a step up. I'm also concerned about a huge step up know it's a huge step up your right. I'm also wondering if Margot is actually a strange from her family because she never comes home. She decides to come home and her mom spends the entire movie. Just trying to get rid of her like everything between her mom her mom's like I've got to go do this you need to go spend time with that cute boy. It's like she hasn't seen her daughter in forever, and she doesn't even wage. Hang out with her. It's just like oh you're here. I've got a I've got to go do things. There's nothing I can do. I've got to go do things. I don't really want to hang out with you. I don't understand that at all. And then they I want to get Margo is the draw for this Christmas concert. She's the rate like this for the Christmas concert featuring Margo blah blah blah. They almost decide to cancel her on the spot and no one is even they're seated yet. Like Jesse Hutch keeps going. We only got minutes to go and she's not here yet cuz of the elevator mishap with the necklace. I don't know but no one has even sitting down. No Patron is even in the facility yet and they have decided to cancel her and I just for the life of me. That's a quick hook that's a quick trigger in my estimation. And then I thought they were going to talk about some of this in and delivered by Christmas. But Hallmark has decided we're going full meta this year and they do it a lot and delivery by Christmas, but they do it here as well with a wage. Stop look at the camera at Christmas Keepsake. They literally say that line which is a Hallmark tagline and I just couldn't believe like if all the lines to use let's go a different direction with it. That's all I got. I loved it. It's time for what the Hallmark Inspire show where we wonder what could have been or maybe having give some clarity to any questions that we still have Panda what you have pal. Okay. The first one is a legitimate question. It's it's I don't know if I just blinked at the wrong time or what happened. How did they get to the Chateau? Because we start a New York. Yeah. She she going to perform some sort of concert in New York and then she's in Colorado. Yes. She said so herself all got canceled. So she came in. I mean I was soon she flaw a flu so she originally from color. Like how did she know there's a conversation earlier with her mom about how she's not going to make it for their Christmas whatever but she knows that's where they're going to be. There's a early conversations. Like I can't come home again. I gotta stay here and play these shows and then Thursday. So she shows up in Surprise. Okay, fair enough. It just it had been quit for that trade in and I'm all for akin to the Chateau assess as possible. It was very quick. Right. The other question actually has to go with back to the elevator Fiasco. Yeah, the near-miss of everything. There is a kid. I want to know more about the kid who is running around the Chateau hitting all the elevator buttons. I want to know more about that kid because I never see if she's lying there. She couldn't find her necklace. Yeah, but then she does doesn't she so yes. She's lying. She didn't want him to know about the necklace. She can't find her necklace anywhere. That's why she's like then she gets to the elevator. There's no one else. They don't show the kid. She says that so she they do breakfast. I will say this. I am unsure if off because they show her waiting after she gets to necklace. It wasn't an odd turn of events because I thought that the necklace going missing was going to be a bigger thing, which it wasn't which is fine. But then yep. Does the elevator bit and we do see her waiting for an elevator? So I am unsure if it was her just not wanting to say oh I lost my necklace. But why why would you want to cover that? I don't I don't know if she did Ghost kid. I know there's the Chateau. Yeah that needs to be a mount a better movie. Yeah. It's a better man. For sure Tyler. It's like can you track of all your opening where you just walk through the entire movie? I wish you would just do that with every one of my scripts because it really paints a picture of exactly what I'm doing second of all if you guys could read the scripts before or do these movies that would probably be helpful because you guys are noticing things that are things that come up while making the movie and there's a lot of things that be juggled and we'll take we'll take a smooth 1% off. Is that but my what's what's the tag? What's it called? What the Hallmark questions you have about the characters that off. Remain unanswered the question that has remained unanswered in my house. I title why you gotta do me like that Hallmark. This is the title of my pants off and open a picture. So in the final scene when they're about to you know, they confess their love for each other these two young talented actors turn into what we in the biz called a 50/50 and they are facing off with beautiful light nice backlight sidelight to look gorgeous wrapping their beautiful chiseled faces, and they're about to embark on what we've all been waiting for that. Guess the very handsome man takes his hand. He puts it on her shoulder. I thought was nice gentle well exit game. Then they go in for a kiss and that kiss was sweet beautiful Christmas all around but it was brief. And the person that I was watching this movie with to my left turn to me and immediately said why you gotta be so aggressive with your kisses and your movies package. So now this whole process of your podcast has created a problem for me in my life. So this question will probably Carry On T just weeks maybe on your about a month from now who know? Hey, so so you gotta do me like that Hallmark, I think the king Tyler that's great. The key is to be somewhere on the spectrum between that Luke MacFarlane's just in all of Andrew Walker's kisses because Hawaii has has yeah. No no. Oh no. Watch a sweet Autumn. The talk was just a kiss go watch. Oh really? Yeah, so it just showed. Yeah show-off show. Whoever was sitting to your left or your right whichever way that was extreme. Yeah. So show them that ending of a movie and just say hey, I'm somewhere in that in that middle Zone. That's the key. I'm sorry playlist. To me. So if Drew puts out some massive kisi, he lays on his leading lady or vice versa depending on how you look at. It was the reaction positive thoughts Superbowl very positive. Yes, interesting discussions that are had on set the hand no hand. Wow, who's doing what the end of our movie there's a whole thing that took place prior to that. I'll just tell you this, you know how to play the the stock Hallmark viewer wants you to kiss big ones and keep your clothes on if he can do that. You're making them happy go as hard as possible to keep your clothes on. Yep cut out and you'll be good to go. It seems to be the consensus even believe it and yeah from home and I the only one who's gonna do what Tyler hi spit. I didn't want to get weird song. No, no, we don't. We're well, I'm not the Stockholm my guardian. So Tyler if you want to get naked by all means I press the home. Yeah, I know we went with video for a good reason those shirts gotta go somewhere friendly T just goes black. Yeah, but that's the only question I have is when Sam was introduced to his long-lost love Luke Macfarlane looks at Mary Patterson and goes we got we're going to step out of here until it's time to practice tonight. I know a good way to pass the time and then they cut to it being a dark and then sitting by a fire. What was the thing that they did to pass the time? I need to know that answer unless they can tell you one hundred percent somewhere as someone who attends start a fire a couple of weekends ago took old. That's what they did. They tried they got they got a starter log and it didn't quite work out. It's like, oh you do is light the paper and then it's like birth. I'm waiting for it. You gotta do the thing. That's what they did all day. Hm. They gotta starter log and it didn't turn out well been there. Hey, we did everybody congratulations. Congratulations Femme Tyler. We are about to embark on something that I don't know if you're going to be happy you stuck around or not. It is called the double decker of the week wage. And in his where we do a deep dive into a couple of people who have joined our our brain Beauchamp plus who have said I love the boys so much here are some coin. I want add free content and I also want package here to do a deep dive into my life and he does it and the stories he finds out Tyler. You're not going to believe it. Oh, they are just unbelievable. I can't wait to hear who we have today Dan. Who do we have? We have Jacqueline see an Autumn Moses. It's a new fur and Alta Moses. Yes. Oh, yeah Jacqueline and Autumn, you know, they bonded birth. Set and what they ended up doing was set of what we'll get to that until and then they start talking about their mutual love of Christmas and they start chatting it up and they they shared that they both were fans of dth. I decide to join the Bramble Jam Plus together at Superfund and and so listen, that's how they met. And that's where they're at. What was the set of what? Well, I'm glad you asked Brand New Jersey. Yeah. It's garth's Hearth Garth Brooks. Listen, here's the Garth goes to different people's chimneys decorates them. And that's the show. It's a great new song. Why is there a set with those two where they they know they were production big production. So Garth Brooks is done into the home decor chimney like Santa is he just show up and decorate. Well, it's little bit of both. They've gone both ways. The only decorates horse only horse horse horse horse. Yeah with the th yeah Horrors. Does he sing Oh the whole time going down to the chimneys decorating. I don't know. I'm working on a theme song. They have they called me. They said brand. You're so good at boosting. You're so good at music. You are this generation Taylor Swift if it's like if it's a horse, it's clearly Standing Outside the Fire right? You would think so off. I went with Ain't Goin Down til the Sun comes and that's my fault. You know what I like that? Yeah, you think so. There's a literal funding Outside the Fire place. So something like that. Thanks Jaclyn and on and we we love you so much. Thank you. We love you so much. I love Tyler. God bless you on the 12th day of Christmas airs this Sunday 8 p.m. Hallmark Channel Watch. Em, he told me beforehand. It's the best movie. He's ever seen of any kind in the body you ever in history for sure. Tyler will will we have you back? Sure. Yeah, whatever you I mean what you want and I'll be back after you roast my movies. I I didn't I didn't know if this was the experience that was going to have no you're never going to return calls again or it's a rare homework after the lunch is Nikki DeLoach always wants to know when I hit a movie to come on and listen live. We'd never done. Yeah, we've never done before but she says she wants me to do that. So we'll see but like Drew and these guys have come out and done these recap people's movies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Andrew Andrew we haven't done this before. No, we have not done an interview. We've got done this bit though. Okay. Yeah, you'll never so it's interesting. You'll never forgive you when you guys start roasting their co-stars girlfriends. Yeah. Oh they laughed. They think it's funny. They're right. Just dandy and Dan over here. You know, I mean, there's there's a whole vibe here. I love movies are their own thing and honestly like wage the critiques are you know, sometimes I'm sure not wrong and these movies are hard to make we should use movies and like I went 14 days or something and and wage. That was a lot of stuff that can can happen in those fourteen days. So I I love it keeps it all fun. And we love you. We love you Tyler. We can't wait for this Sunday. It is going to be the movie to watch I can guarantee that. I can't wait for it all the 12 Days of Christmas. We need a preview show my top five movies that I'm most excited about on the 12th day of Christmas was in that list. I'm just letting you know right now true strength. I like that. I love that number one or no. What's number one Timeless Christmas? Ron Oliver smoothie. Number one. It's a time travel movie. So yeah time travel. I mean come on hard to beat that statement from US dollar simple simple. Just right now that we love you listeners viewers out there. We love you. We will be back tomorrow with the final episode of the week delivered by Christmas. Can't wait for it until then. May we be the first to wish you a Merry Christmas? But the homework is a bramble Jam podcast. It's produced by Brandon gray and presented by friendly TV are lovely set is decorated by Plumb home decor. You can check them out at Plum & Main, more information on podcast with the British Empire cast, and they hear every Bramble Jam podcast ad-free going to bring my gym Plus.

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Audio Vault - Christmas Animated Specials

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Audio Vault - Christmas Animated Specials

"ILLO and December a couple years ago guys. Sit down down and we discussed the Christmas topics. And since we're all bound recycling bits we're going to release those a couple of days this week. So if you're not listened to these please enjoy if you have listened to him again and here's some classic audio from your friends. At how many. and Oh. By the way near Christmas happy Hanukkah Happy Kwanzaa and don't forget festivus a holiday for the rest of his love. You that security it. I was just trying trying to think you used a piece last week. No get on with your crotchet Closing now merry Christmas to help. I have to make a Christmas and I have no idea what it is or how to do it. So that's super. Yeah I know all about Christmas and I have just the book for You Christmas for Village Idiots. It's all spelled out. See Step one decorate the health to talking by the fireplace. Step three the Christmas Eve. What's the four? That's the Christmas tree. The tree goes inside the house. He knows his name already. He's he's got a shiny knows Chinese ain't even say glow okay. Rudolph Phone Power It happened band. You've been who say that the small group three sizes that day and then the true meaning of Christmas came through and the founder strike through And boy are you stupid. Charlie Brown Charlie Brown is a blockhead but he did get a nice tree. What's going on here? How many how many how many how many one one two three four five six seven nine curry would I get to on? Hello everyone and welcome to new episode of how many your podcast all about pop culture with four guys discussing stuff. I am wondering. Hose just Jesse Jackson and joining me. Tonight is mature could junior and Scott. Yes and So tonight Scott's pick this topic perfect. I knew I was such a virgin yet. It says his is because on taught my intro to look production pass three or four episodes asserts scouts joined interning and he's on probation so I feel pretty good feel pretty i. I'm I like the chemistry and talk about things that they'll talk about very often not get to have these kind of discussions with your significant. The other there's some things we dig up no but it's it's always joke about him. He and his wife are always occupied with that. You know marital activity. And you're listening to this. Bob Sticking himself who you go into more detail and we have really enjoyed you joining our little band of merry men and so excited to see What topic so I? It's really good time and I think that my topic is going to be production value whites setting the Tamara way to seasonal nice season. Okay so what we're going to talk about is a Christmas TV special all right okay. The special that was made just for television. I do have some criteria material. Okay my criteria this. It has to be a stand along part of Siri. Not Part of a series of Christmas psyched episode. Thank you can't do like an Andy Williams GonNa besides for and also it's also animated. I wanted animated like one of my favorites. Is the Big Bang One. The Big Bang Christmas special the first time that was amazing and so there are specific like the w. k. r. p. Thanksgiving episodes God's God is my witness Syracuse Fly. The Simpsons have tons of Christmas specific. Family Guy we're not counting those right. We're not gonNA count a series descent and there are there have been as of late night. The last eight nine ten years serious series series of Christmas specials. Of like they'll put out one and it was a success. Oh let's put out a follow up to a recent one now with this is pixar with els. They called him standing deliver Laurentian crowd wise anyway. Yeah until they did the one and it was successful so they put out another one. I'm not counting those. I WanNA count some that. Were just but also your Cabbie outs have me concerned because some of the more famous ones could be considered part of a series right. I I think I know where you're going. But we're we're talking easily decades between the original and something they put out like. Oh Hey like a train can stop motion. Little ormer boy off Air Snow Independence. Yes my I guess we'll peanuts. I'm worried about Charlie for. Ah I think we'll be fine and I do want to get a sound like the old man in the group since I am this guy. All there is there is to me. I this is gonNA sound like senator but there is a little sadness to me that you can buy a Charlie Brown Christmas on DVD. And you wanted any damn time you want instead of having away so you're writing. That was such a special night was a special night. Like oh I'm going to get to see this and Alvin Amazon. Yeah you can watch it on Netflix. You can have the DVD's yes. So yes I I and I find myself sometimes. I don't even even watch it when it's on. TV Now PUCCI SON Does make us watch around Christmas. Every Christmas seve is tradition. Like we have to see that I have bought it on demand. Will it somewhere you know to watch this. He the Force up on Halloween. And they just I think him in. Mary will watch a Hocus POCUS. The original on Halloween often if they're hanging together but no it's SORTA which movie right. Yeah with. So this is a great topic. very untimely since we are in the holiday season. Ethically as we're recording this. But you know aww Christmas specials that we grew up with like anyways such hit films into high following the same for yes we are so once yes I learned that. Could they be in the mood at the cycling so okay. Holiday Anna mandate national all right so so I'll start well. Let me let me throw more. Caveat is I WANNA get your opinion on this. It's a whole subgroup. The the muppets. We want to include the mother part as he sees is it was part of a TV series and it was his live. Action is live action action. So that's why I wanted to get your. I wouldn't count okay. I would counter. You whip helping weapons. I would go with. I'm I'm thinking of John. Denver guest starring with them up. In some of the old days Christmas I would lean toward county. It looks like Bob is voted on. Ah That's okay though because there's one I'm thinking specifically that is connected enough to the muppets that I wanna make sure it's on the list. Okay all right so so. It's fine term start. I am going to say I'M GONNA Wall I. I guess I'm I think there was David. Just throw out tons of Christmas specials and so I've got to think true. I'm thinking of animated Christmas Hall of fame. Who may have to get talk? I'm going to go tim. I am GonNa go ten also more specifically because of your caveats. I think it will be harder to get into this list. With the deep as the conditions that apply to I was also thinking around him. But I'll go twelve. Okay I was going to go fifteen. I've read the list but I still okay. See the numbers are okay. Sounds get on well. Let's just let's start off with a a a home run as. Let's talk a Charlie Brown Christmas Matt Allen set the genre degree him. It was the second huge huge Christmas special because it came out in sixty six sixty five I think it was December but the one. We'll all spoil it but there was one came out the year before that's similarly big but I think you're right that that one is the one that over time every year everybody. Well if you've ever been the music especially a when you talk about the you know you see. They're making a documentary in Charles Schultz said you know a couple of things one. We have to have the passage from the Bible at Luke you you know. We have to use children's voices as the actors and I WanNa jazz score and none of those things that happen in fact act if you read the story that never say thank y all they could get as dolley Madison sponsored. They really did end so now. When you think about it and you know as a kid felt like it was forever? It was such a long story then as you watched it like nope the music really. I mean I remember Luster Romney. Yeah Raleigh I remember. I think it was probably like ninety ninety one. When I first saw the soundtrack on CD eighty of that and it's like you know I've been watching it since I was a kid? Just it was so cool like wow I can actually own that music and all night. He said there listening. It just takes you back to new kid. Style factor. Yeah the team is like a Linus and Lucy is one of the most favored. It's the Charlie Brown and the NFL. I love that so absolutely. I think this is a gold standard. It is knee. Beat me TAT. Lack of I know you. Your concern is that there were follow ups to it and it had there was a Pena's right but the but it came after the cartoon after the special and and the the follow up Christmas things the first one that came out It came out and never seen again. That came out several years later. Never seen again and it became one of these things that you could get it for two dollars at big lots staying at a gas station. I get rich mobile. You go to mobile you gotta fill up and you can get S. for two dollars with no. Did you ever see that was called. What's Kwanza Franklin? Okay so okay. So we'RE GONNA we're all in on all in and for transition purposes since I mentioned it earlier the one that was the year before four. That was kind of the first big. TV special would be Rudolph Sixty Four. That was the first rankin bass nation. We'll stop action yet tags. Yeah but that one still. That's right up there I would. I would think I didn't want to jump angry. And a few episodes a couple months ago we talked about. I share that. I'm not a big Seth McFarland Fan. I don't find his comedy Eh funny. His moral science fiction his version of Star Trek is really funny. And they haven't seen they watch Rudolph and their version of the Klingons like it if he had not had the shiny knows he would not say in January. So I'll guess Oh absolutely a watches watches condos kid the other reindeer were so frigging me battling awful and the dad even San Jose the whole okay. Thank silver and gold and Berl gradients. Okay so let's let's go through our list here and this is the list. I pulled from the the wikipedia. These best for media radius is the friend of how many official delete it off my list that I print adopt because of the fact that they can meet the criteria. Okay so the first we have. Ah below the balloon ticks Christmas without a Santa Claus without a clause nine thousand nine hundred ninety six not familiar with talents. But that's not not to be confused with the year without not okay. He's with the balloon. Ticks Namur the balloon. You have kids younger a younger than mine. So you may have seen some of these that one past me that would be right in the wheelhouse of a friend of mine. Had the idea of discussing this with within last night he said well. Can you come up with how many times it's been shown to define now. I don't know that you'd be able to find how many times most the most often you'll at least for a baseline it should be whatever. Your came out more than likely. It's probably been on every year and if it hasn't been definitely fling right. Hopefully it doesn't make the rotation when it comes to Christmas Eve and Christmas Day that I can recall right okay okay. BC Christmas special special cartoon VC. I do I have not seen that. I haven't I would like to see. I am familiar with it. I did see it came out in nineteen a one now your graduate. I was about eleven ten or eleven I went through pretty hardcore. BC phase had a little paperbacks and stuff tuft Beetle Bailey NBC p.. One Yeah but you don't recall the Christmas now seeing it into lots doc about the wheel and some guy going with beard hanging. Do not let the bear who slept through Christmas. Nineteen seventy-three seventy three. Tom Smothers or Dick Smothers. Not Hawk Tom. Tom's mother one of those one of the smothers brothers was. Here's the voice of Ted e bear. That was never this one but I remember seeing it when I was a kid. Despair and Dick Smothers the name. Oh Bob Porno title as it had the wisdom of Tommy smothers already. Johnson Barbara Feldon with narration by Casey Police cast in special of the Great. They're scared when I if I remember correctly ellas characters interesting teddy bear bear. Does this one account no. I liked it when I was a kid. But now all right Barry Stein Bears Christmas Smith Street. I I vaguely remember that one was that. Say Seventy nine now I would have bet a million bucks beristain. Bears did not observe Christmas assignments more of the Hanukkah. Was this good. No I would not count like I said I'm being hard on me. I totally concur. Okay a chipmunk. Christmas nineteen eighty one. Have the In Borough Berger produced by Bagdasarian productions Ross Bagdasarian Shutting Enterprises Jones. Did the Asong Song makes it. Sounds like the fifties and it's A. It's a hard line staple every Christmas time with the headline Christmas carols. Now no not that. But they will all get the The helium filter on their voices to all get together and do the treatment. But I guess not. We're GONNA give. We should before and I cut this out. We should do how many great Christmas songs it would be a good one December. Okay okay so chipmunk Christmas out okay. Christopher the Christmas Tree Nineteen Ninety Four. I'm not familiar with you. Know we may not get the double digits on this all the good ones from the sixties and Seventies. Okay now this is one that I remember specifically I it really hits because it's my favorite Christmas story. That is out. They probably called my favorite book out. There was a Christmas Carol from Nineteen seventy-one And it was a thirty minute episode. See if I can find the thing but it was a maiden yeah animated with no no. It's it's full animated cartoon cartoon version and I saw on a Saturday afternoon. You know at Christmas time one afternoon after cartoons Over you know they used to show on Channel Four they even have these like historical cartoons. Serious is coming things like this and what I thought was always great. Was Alastair Sim reprises his role as evidence or scrooge is he was in. Yeah he was the movie yeah and he reprises his role as long time after the movie. Yes yes really been held once again and whereas new we're going to do. I think would be Christmas songs and Christmas. Movies are Christmas versions of Christmas Carol. Oh sing me I can talk. I'm just GONNA count the rich little one makes me anyway. So that's for for me to say yes because if I see on TV. It's a stop down for me but it doesn't you know we're going to give it to Scott. We're going to give you the exemption you're gonNA give you. I thought you we're going to say like What was the movie that Jim Carey just had an animated put the Grill Christmas? Carol Carol move but that's not a specialist not a special yet. You're it's a movie okay. Christmas every day from nineteen ninety six not familiar. Now See Christmas in town from nineteen eighty eighty eight scatter town town album. See this we should all know at claymation. Christmas celebration Nineteen eighty-seven missile so the California raising. Okay so remember that one. I don't remember being that great wrec recognizable. It's recognizable has some some great songs. Yeah it's more for the music than anything and seeing the California raisins with the little has heard it through the chimney. Ah So is that a yes. We'll give it a yes just to try and get the double digits okay. Family Family Circus Christmas from nine thousand. Nine hundred seventy nine. I like family circus but I don't remember. Don't remember that I. Am Now wanting. An animated version of samples is coming to town with the Bruce springsteen song. That's that'd be good. Somebody needs to make that video. Get on about okay. Drop tunes a Garfield Christmas. That sounds from. I think this one. They made the Christmas Tech. Yeah it was successful in that spawned in one thousand nine hundred. Eighty eight Garfield cartoon which Great Mark Avenir who is a very well-known writer executive producer and wrote that so I will give Garfield and Karl Ios. He's a the doorman right. I will say yes to okay. We'll get out okay. This one I think we all know still shows grandma got run over by a reindeer and yes I'm counts but okay now I won't argue with the team okay. How the grinch stole Christmas? This must all famer how Murray saved Christmas. I don't know who Marie is and I don't. I don't know what he did to say Christmas. But it's how Murray saved now's Meyer non. I Don t worry denies twenty. Four eighty groups are Amari the little rascals Christmas special from seventy nine live action or animated really Meyer. Now the littlest angel from nineteen sixty nine. I vaguely remember that. Yeah take us. I was not born yet. I read a little little angel member being a it was on a few years in a row and I wash it because I was kind of enthralled destroy destroy read the book and everything you know but again. I'm not gonNA throw myself on a sort of this. This angel does not get its wing. Mr Magoo's Christmas was Carol. Yes yes yeah. Count that although I have personally traumatic experience related to that name but we'll we'll just we'll just move on. We'll just can't Schafer's angry Christmas special. Yeah that's good neither just in junior high got labeled able with that nickname Mr Magoo as lead. You look like Mr Magoo. No I ask Clinton I'd not. We'll we'll get the therapist. We'll we'll talk if you haven't ever done it if you can go out there and search the dark web you can find Mr Magoo. You can missing porn. I'm not kidding. It's actually it's not porn so much as it is It's stuff that they made for fun and But in perennials not. No no no this is like actual like twenty minute fifteen minute and you know long episodes with what's his name Mr Magoo back Thurston. How where and he would come on and he just would cost like a sailor and he would just suber body and blue you know research and they would show these things? Everybody believes in Hollywood parties. So look for that stuff when you're out by the way this is going to become a authorized nickname going forward for Bob. I'm that's exactly why they kept your mouth shut. Yeah okay the night. The animals talked from nineteen seventy. I do remember that one but I would do not remember that one simple Noel. No well from Nineteen ninety-two. No K The nuttiest nutcracker from ninety nine nutcracker funny funny name but now okay try this one all of the other reindeer trooper us the drew Carey one that has kind of become a recent cent. Yes and it's last show every year. Yeah I would count that one okay though all of the other reindeer all all of the The reindeer she woke him up. Make you explain that we serve arose such a clatter. Yes all right online adventures of Ozzie. The Elf ninety seven like a segue to me. Uh Sharon the Pink Panther in a pink Christmas nineteen seventy eight as popular as he was. You know I did enjoy the cartoon themselves. In retrospect I should have scrapped listening. We did have the cartoon RAGGEDY ANN and Andy. The greatest. Santa Claus WAAS capability. Thank you I was worried about that. One now. Santa Bear's high flying adventure from eighty seven. New This is interesting. Santa and the three bears nineteen seventy ended up replacing. Goldilocks going into the basic gist of you know I think Santa comes and eats all the porridge. Nothing comes in. Goes down the chimney H their food and then they mall Neko Y.. And it turns into a in that movie. Oh the river. I liked doc from Christmas. Based on a real Guy Snowden Christmas nine hundred ninety nine the it. It's like relegated to some island Samarium idea. The smell rooms must be Christmas gift himself. Vob can't I can't even control is trying to get eighty snow us. Sorry Bob me to do that. I mentioned those Martha Stewart of Christmas. Nineteen nineteen and fifty three woods and all the the spirit of Christmas appears. They've been a short like the movie or something. See if it can find it on conceiving gala on Youtube or something. Let's see see what our friends on the WIKI. How can that Christmas TV special rupaul performed by marionettes it first aired in nineteen fifty eight minutes close? Weekend at Bernie's Christmas special it dramatizes visit from Saint Nicholas Witches Santa Claus and and the nineteen fifties. Td Christmas classic and says okay showed in the sixty s as well aired multiple times per businesses without commercial interruptions Russians except for opening and closing remarks by your telephone company. Oh so as part of an APP Promo these. Does anybody recall this ever being shown on during the holidays Eh. It's crazy because I think shown cornet Tom Highway so ignat weekend at Santa Claus Amazon. Now this one just thrown in there because to me. It's it's you know if Charlie Brown is the the the the Golden Bell all of Christmas specials. This is the worst one I've ever seen in my life. The Star Wars holiday. Chris Oh yeah yes but I see it's not really animated. It's got animation in it and is that considered part of a series. Wasn't there pertain going on at that time. Now for C.. He threw it is considered anthony. s right in the worst. Like Thomas Wilson would count that one but right and and there is a like Sally Froth in the Comic Strip like her husband. Always that's tradition. They have to watch it and it's else again. I'm going to because it's so bad. The stingiest man in town nineteen seventy-eight animated version. Not I know this the only because it's a Christmas carol so it's a it's an alternate version of a Christmas. Carol basically yes. I thought you were in a Christmas special stingiest man in town this come from. Good you're all WANna of not true law. I don't smell attacks. The Story of Santa Claus Nineteen Ninety. Eight now I'm the biggest philanthropy in through her. The what the tiny tree from nineteen seventy five doesn't even have a link on the wicked trolls Christmas. Sing along patrol lease or the troll. He's a little crazy here. I didn't know they they have again the link twas the night before Christmas nineteen seventy seven. Rankin Bass I remember the accounts of boy that breaks the clock. Yes Okay Eh. The rankin Bass ones hard to keep them off a very merry cricket from one thousand nine hundred seventy three other but discount cell phone plan sponsors of that one is this Jiminy Cricket I. It's not a takeoff. No it is. It's another rankin Bass went remember correctly. Definitely but it's It doesn't even have a length though but yeah from what I remember of it. It's out it's out up on the house top from ninety into anyone familiar with. You're not which is a beaujolais how many you don't know what the only certain ones will stand the test of time exactly able to get down to modern times view. TV watching the safe. If a wish for wings that work in that one met one of the early versions of thunder road there was wheels are weighing. Thank you know I am. I bet you guys know this one and let me find the thing you just may not. I'm sure you've followed the cartoon or the cartoon but the the Comic Strip children's Book by Berkeley breathed breath. Tony Absolute County based on the opus. Opus the penguin and his dream for a wish for wings that wherever I am counting bloom county it is just. I've never seen it but insulin accounts another one that you wanted to add. It is really good. I I will give you build a bill to cats in all myself. Gosh yes yes all right right and he he goes through on the list. Okay sorry go on without yes okay. a wish that changed Christmas from Nineteen nineteen. ninety-two not not familiar at all. No yes Virginia. There is a Santa Claus from nineteen seventy four hiring member that one. I liked it declares every year won't big waste obviously on the letter that was written to the Sun Times as so sometimes what it was. Yeah where the the editor writes back to girl saying just Virginia. There is a Santa Claus in this whole all based on the fictional. Probably sounds like we're gonNA count that he's on a higher you guys you youngsters I will give it the exemption. I'm not familiar with it but okay back. It sounds like accounts. This one found kind of odd but ziggys gift. I do remember Ziggy Ziggy. pot-smoking always kind of hudsell kings ziggy. ZIGGY UNCIVIL poll. I so smoking pot for him. Talking to Bob Marley's dark web for millions zippy zippy. A thank you ziggys a little Chubby guy. Boris I balled and unchecked are doing yes or no now all smoking weed than the that would be a heck of a high flying the red nosed reindeer Ottoman automatic. We discuss that when if you're coming in go back to the Muslim. The cricket on the hearth nineteen sixties and there's a lot of cricket themed now officials from other Rankin Bass okay. We'll call now the little drummer boy from Seattle. Yes yes you got to go without one. Yes washed it. All the time did get to a point where it's like being hit of the ahead joint sayings and taken version of the Little Hummer boy which came s greatness frosty the snowman from six automatic a- although it did spawn frosties New Year will actually frosty returns yet. It was exactly it was the sequel does not make just Santa Claus is coming into town via subsidies Aguinaga taking the stairs kid. I thought that was the true origin. The kringle the been taken by the toy family. That's all Burger Meister. Meister Berg Right. Twas the night before Christmas from one thousand nine hundred seventy four familiar familiar with that one anybody. Yeah I think didn't We have that one on their earlier. I thought that was Let's see Yes we did your correct okay as I remember this one This adult ED remiss was The little girl sick and all she he wants is a a Christmas story. That's you want Christmas book. And so they have rights. The and I you know the visit from Saint Nick for his sick daughter Yes so I doubled dipped on there as well double dip so all right the year without a Santa Claus. Oh yes that's that is my personal favorite of all of them because that's the one with the heat miser and the snow miser. Here's somebody how many bioterrorists going on there and their mother was mother nature nature. Yeah that one was cool. Yeah that was greatness okay Also rankin bass the the first Christmas. The story of the first Christmas Snow Seventy five to my first cruise gave me my last Oscarsson frosties. Winter Wonderland seventy six came around like eight years later. I was blown on The little drummer boy book to he got he got a new set of drums drummer boy. Electric boogie joint to Nestor. The long eared Christmas Donkey Belus though is pretty a big one but Defer I would count it. I'm going to say I would say now I've seen it several times but now it's dusty master. I missed Archie Jack Frost from nineteen seventy nine other. That's that's when Franken best was losing their fastball. Yeah they they were kind of on only the edge of Rankin and bass. We're really involved that much anymore. Do you want to give a nettle. I'm familiar with that one. I would give it a now. Okay all right. I'm throwing this one and only because of the name of Rudolf and frosties Christmas July. Now what I do remember that one. A seventy nine an off cycle on off cycle on. It's like let's try and capitalize you know Pinocchio Christmas and eighty. I'm just now leprechaun's Christmas gold eighty-one Leprechaun's so it was a pairing of old old Saint Patrick's Day in Christmas. We're going to bring them together. Cats and dogs the life and adventures of Santa Claus from eighty five now Santa Baby Two thousand and one take of the song now I think would be very uncomfortable. Animated version of that. Yeah Web Bob suffered a porn version of this from all of us to all of you in nineteen fifty eight. It's it's not a Disney Christmas gift from eighty to Mickey's Christmas. Carol Real. Nice yeah three. I think that accounts pretty classic maker Eighty Three. He's the go-to Yeah Moas chucking. No checking out other options on checking the latest. Just jiminy cricket's Christmas. No I would pass them. That's again a decree. Asiya crickets are a big player when it comes to business. The Story Rickety Cricket Karekin Crooked Christmas. I always finding the story that time forgot twenty fourteen knelt land or GTS. Home a Christmas story from nineteen seventy two and so it's a this guy nothing to do with the movie. No nothing to do with move now. Okay with that. The Towel Santa Forgot. Nineteen eighty-three Three Berber. Bedtime for sniffles. Forty warm it's a funny name. Edison the regime remember this gift wrapped nineteen fifty two gift-wrapped. Okay and these two Arthur myself because these two are ones that have snuck in my brain forever and actually went out and sought out the DVD with these these on their. You had two of these as you have one. It was called Ariza. Thirty ninth peace on Earth. Okay Warner Brothers. Were winning cartoon remade in Nineteen Eighteen fifty-five as goodwill to men same basic premise. Where the animals get together and tell us a story? GRANDPA tells tells the story of the Ouray. Let me tell you about the and he tells about man. Basic destruction of themselves doesn't sound like a very. It's usually very dark. But it is a very heavy Christmas tone to it But like men wipe themselves off the earth and then at the the end of the first one in thirty nine the Amazon come together and they find this thing that says this is what their message was peace on earth yet they destroy themselves in big anti war. It was made his thirty nine hundred thirty nine and then addictive five. They made goodwill toward men which is against Saint exact premise. That they come out the animals find the scroll says goodwill to me yet man had themselves played if you find you could find them on the tube you but I think they are. Do you WANNA use your Scott Exam. I wanted to throw them out of there because I remember I wanted to see if you guys had enough money. The other they are awards winning. Check Okay Nice at them up as we through those guys and I'm so the Great Santa Claus switch them Tom. Ours Jug band. That was the muppet affiliated. One sure love that game on sesame let me street seventy eight now about and I didn't go through these guys and check them off because I thought well their space from sesame street a special sesame Dmitry Christmas John Denver and the muppets yes. I have the L. P. on that and so even though John Denver was live action and that will toll. 'cause we were giving the yes and it was an experimental special just like the experimental aircraft that in La John Frankel rock the bells of fragile rock. It's part of a series. Okay but I'd it was just I didn't go through because rial rockets Christmas Toy eighty-six eh. A muppet family Christmas see. We started getting dark area. Where the second the dinosaurs refrigerator day? Nineteen ninety-one the dinosaurs refrigerator day. That's what we're right on Mr Willoughby's Christmas tree. Now since he brought up at all I can think of is that mouse that was crucified. Offer think crucified about in the. Jj posted was off okay. I'm sorry Mr Willoughby's Christmas Tree Ninety me by elmo saves Christmas from ninety six. I love Alma back but does not tickle my memory this I had no include the world of Dr Seuss. Mr Is their bellies holiday. Time going into Dr seuss decides here. Bear in the big house is okay elmo's world. Happy is a big house. Sounds like it would be gay. Gay Porn isn't say maybe this is an offshoot of Mr Medusa A red it's a sesame street Christmas Carol Thousand Six almost Christmas countdown. Two thousand seven. I think all of these animals we can incre- ethics. Yeah yeah the rest of these. I'm going to say no. I think we're ready to the AD. I got one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen. My goodness a lot more than I thought was thinking we weren't the double digits but if you're the presenter you can't win that's absolutely okay. Well it was soon happy holiday. Yeah have you married. CRYSTALS GSA awesome right before Christmas. Today's Christmas Eve right. We're spending time talking. That'd be with their families on so I am. Oh my God I forgot to give the gift. Oh no what am I going to do I am. I am number one and you can find Jesse Jackson. VFW To Mexican Mexican four junior on Twitter L.. For Self I'm Bob and and I'm lukewarm tallboy on twitter and he was lukewarm opinion. Boy Yes yes. Those two fritos Britos coming little. Gassy trump steve and H. l.. Social Media I. We hope you have a wonderful holiday season and Dan yes. Merry Christmas happy new year to everybody. And we will talk to you. Seem Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about true. Charlie Brown I can. Kelly would Christmas volleyball's how find in there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field keeping watch over flock by night and low the angel of the Lord came upon them the Glorious Lordship wrong about them they were sore afraid any angle set into them. AM Fear Not for behold every new tidings of great joy which will be two people for Anti. You is born this day in the city of David. A Savior Savior. Jesus Christ Lord. And this she'll be sign onto you you shall find the May breath and swaddled close lying in a manger and suddenly either we'll see angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying glory to garden highest and peace goodwill toward men man. That's what Christmas thought about Charlie Brown.

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Christmas BEGINS on Christmas Day  Pearcing Truth Christmas

Mike Church Presents-The Red Pill Diaries Podcast

07:29 min | 1 year ago

Christmas BEGINS on Christmas Day Pearcing Truth Christmas

"The churches gives us this way to plan our life but ended to plan our lives and to keep us always focused on what is truly important and the genius of the Catholic calendar but surely the two crowning days and the genius of the Catholic calendar our Easter Sunday and Christmas Day. If all of which is spent a little bit of time just pondering that and that this magnificent tracking gene system that God gave us this totally is seems organic and natural does. It's not it's Heaven Sim of the calendar and I could talk forever. You can hear me b-e-n-s-o-n Suzanne's again wax about the counter. But it truly is part of our customers in tradition and I just think we should recognize it a bit more than we do. Well I agree completely and it certainly at that. The New Year starting January first is completely random for the Christian perspective. It makes sense. I mean God it does why right Speak quit lines. And I think having New Year's Eve and New Year's Day in the midst of twelve days of Christmas has actually accentuated radio the spirit of festivity even in the secular culture which is actually good because it means the Christmas dot over in one day in most areas certainly Marin country England has has a secular as it is basically Christmas Eve. Thirty two January. The second is is is the period of Christmas so you know so actual fact that you know even even even in the secular culture is random. New Year's Day think and actually be helped by by God himself by Providence to keep the thick of the seasons alive rather than just the day. 'cause I'm very puzzled where I go to go out on boxing. Day the day after Christmas the second day of Christmas but the Christmas Day the Secondary Christmases. FCC My neighbors by Mike. Good Southern Baptist Davis here taking the Christmas tree to the dump over. That's that's it for another year. He sure I mean come on anymore. Period Catholic home. We're just getting up for the season. Only out of first gear you you know I'm being cruise control by about the second So yeah I mean the other thing I would say you know. Obviously yes new year's Day in some sense within within the surgical calendar is is is the first one event. I would agree with that but we do need to remember you know the inmate. Many medieval countries New Year's Day was March twenty fifth. Enunciate which absolutely makes sense. Yes when when the word is made flesh when go becomes man when it all begins when the point of view of the incarnation nations so You know that makes much more sense to be a New Year's Day then than January the first well and our final topic today so you can get off to go enjoy a wonderful U N Daddy Daughter Time with your beautiful daughter. Second Breakfast Christmas Times breakfast. They are our favorite spirits foods and smokes all things they come come wonderfully and and Ah Almost magically to is the writings tolkien and the and the Shire. We all really all have our favorites. It's and we all had the certain ones that would that. We love here locally I know you're such a fan of craft. Dale the Abi Brewing Company which started in nineteen eighty eight. And they're one of the first like small microbrews and then they opened a little pub attached to their at brewery. They have since expanded they still make great local beer but Mr Patten it and started this tradition one year after founded his brewery. And you started making a regular Christmas Ale and and we would drink and we'll come out the day the Friday it was traditional. You go for like ten years many of us. We will go to the brewery on the Friday after Thanksgiving Mr Patten. We could then for the first time by Christmas Ale and has always been one of my favorite drinks. Soya loved the Beata Christmas. How do you have a favorite ale this time of year? Yeah ten th th th th in England to thing is called a winter ale and it's rich it's almost like a a beer equivalent of Christmas pudding And I source of very strong wrong so I do like it but it is also like Christmas pudding really invented. The small portions should be enough everybody. Otherwise you'd fall over but yes but went to certainly part of it. I tell you I for me brandy is an important part of of Christmas will be talked about poor reading the the brandy over over the Christmas pudding setting light obviously drinking the brandit Christmas. I'm a great single mode level. Is You know particularly island. Most they're smoking more from from the island of I love the AH the The the hippies islands off the west coast of Scotland and the Orleans of North Coast Guard and I love that. Say One other thing as well though Is that My wife likes ice. Wine is fine So the vet is sort of a sweet futi white wine from Germany they could. I swam because it is harvested when the first frost comes But we don't think back Christmas Eve After we get back from for mass ask And he but the other thing. I like to be to be kind to the Americans because he's good at Christmas. That's one of my traditions. The one thing we don't have any which do actually joy just a Christmas and not interested West Time Is Ignore without without boozer is is nothing but if if you sort of have I'd only find about fifty percent I the brand dior or Bourbon And the other fifty percent eggnog okay. That's a marvelous Christmas specif- drink. Yeah and now there are. Many mass produced Eggnog Center. Just sugary syrup. You sappy my friend. Daniel Monday of Monday farms. Make say I'm trying to remember what he calls it. But he makes an eggnog recipe. That that is actually traced all the way back to George Washington himself. No it is delicious and it actually calls for real eggs now. The thing about making making a real eggnog is a great thing that you can do your family. You got to have a good recipe and know that if you started early in the afternoon on Christmas Eve by the time you come back from From earlier in the day on Christmas Eve by the time you come back from midnight mass. It'll be children about ready to drink So you can actually make make it at home. You don't have to buy a brand. It's not hard One of the things that we we had read Christmas carolers For Our neighborhood today and Twenty some odd children iron and about Fifteen adults went in and went to eight houses and dude traditional Christmas carols. A couple of English wants to But my wife if made minister may a homemade homemade hot chocolate that you make in a crock pot and and She was telling me to ingredient. You had me a condensed milk. Condensed Milk Hershey's kisses What else is in it? Is there cream. What's heavy heavy whipping cream? There's there's so much to life that we can all be like hobbits for.

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7 Surprising Ways to Celebrating Nordic Christmas

The Nordic Mum

15:54 min | 2 years ago

7 Surprising Ways to Celebrating Nordic Christmas

"Hi there I'm Susanna too. Naughty I expo heartily block the minimalistic natural way embracing the Scandinavian lean. Avian Way less is more approach in life. I talked to nude woman about their journeys and how they live their live with the new lifestyle wherever they are a happy healthy living to Scandinavia way. This is the Nordic Mom. Hi there it's is another Nordic Arctic Palm podcast host here. I'm going to talk about the C word and new not GonNa talk about that C word. I'm talking about Christmas. I caught you there for a moment. Didn't I yes. It's less than hundred days to Christmas when I'm recordings recording this episode for you guys. Are you ready you know. It's only like ninety days today. Seventy days sixty days. It's coming pretty fast fast. You kidding panicky or thinking about Oh gosh Christmas. We haven't even haven't Halloween. Hello why she donkey Mark Christmas. Are you you thinking about all those presents. Need to buy and family of God getting together with family about the food. Oh It's going to be holidays. What are we going to go holidays? Are you gonNA stay home. Or what are we going to do. No don't panic. I have put seven surprising ways to to celebrate Christmas together just for you so that you can enjoy the festive season. We'd craze and color and all the trimmings the Nudie quay embracing and celebrating knowing where this traditions come from so what are all the surprising ways. The newly countries celebrate Christmas. Well first of all. When is Christmas so if you are in a UK or US US you celebrate on twenty fifth? I know that because I'm married a Brit many years when we lived in. UK Attorney fift- saved but in Scandinavia. We celebrate on the evening of the twenty fourth so the Father Christmas comes on the twenty fourth in the evening after you have your dinner and it leaves some presents underneath the tree it comes actually insists hello to the kids which is another thing in the UK. North America thing. You don't see Father Recess because he comes woodstoves Christmas presents on the socks in the morning and the warning you find the they're they're clever. Mommy and daddy but influence you get to meet Father Christmas when he comes in the evening just when you're having a cup of coffee or tea the FDA dinner when you feeling very lax father. Christmas knocks on the door and walks in with some of them underneath tree. How could you start so twenty fourth? Both so that's when we celebrate Father Christmas and in Finland father. Christmas is not Santa Claus. Father Christmas eats called Yolo. Poke now we're going to talk about. Why is it called Yolo book in a moment but the twenty four this weekend together and have a meal and we have a sauna and we might even visit the graveyards to live candle for the loved ones and this is tradition that is done in in Finland and Iceland so we remember those who on with us as well? Now Yalu You. y'All ULA DIFF- names in Scandinavia new conference and it comes from. The word called Bacon Holiday Ula which is still called in today in Iceland Oakland. All the Christmas has Christian tradition in the Western countries. It is celebrated in the twenty four three cement December December. And it's based on the long days of feasts that was perhaps most important celebration. On the olden days the Winter Celestis by the Bacon's it was turning board because this has been the darkest time the longest time of the year. Yeah are you coming towards the end of the year and getting ready to start thinking watt harvesting and preparing things ready for the spring hence. That's why it was called Ula. It will start off the new season now. The other thing that Scandinavians do differently in terms of Christmas Christmas is that we stopped celebrating lead a bit earlier than the other countries in terms of Christmas. So the first advent advent is the last Sunday of November and it is celebrated. It's called the advent of first advent in its celebrated with the worth of spruce and Red Berries and one handle is put on that red and you will have four advance before or Christmas which means you will have four candles on a threat. You might have it as a little on your windowsill way. You just put candles just remarking the activists or you might slide up candles on that. Sunday ditched remarked. But usually there is a church service in the church and you will have choir singing and then when you to the thirteen of December. That's what's called the Santa Lucia these advent is celebrated particularly and in those in that particular advent. You have girls dressed up in a wide Long dress and they have the west with those candles in double the head and they might have like walk through the city celebrating Santa Lucia who also of Mathur who was giving a gifts and it was giving Lots of things for poor people. Don't ask me with century the center las but but that's where it comes from. So we're celebrating Santa Lucia and it's all new countries even in Finland and it's the December thirteenth. No matter what day of the week it is that we needs you. Know that's the celebrated so you have the four advance leading to Christmas thenn before we get to Christmas. We have the CNN Rome Enisa or Unilat- or yogurt onto as as it's called in Finland now known has a lots of municipal nudie folklore in Finland the Yolanda peep through the windows and checks if the kids have been nice or not and it reports back to Father Christmas to say what the these kids deserve to have presence essence in Sweden and Denmark and Nisa which is dome the mischievous gnome. Start visiting kids twelve days as before Christmas and usually it leaves a presence for the kids on their slippers and Placed on the window in Icelandic Sunday called Ula lots and they are mischievous and they might leave potato into slippers if he's happy naughty so as you can see the kids in Sweden and not context start celebrating way before you know kids in the UK or In other countries and yes we have Christmas calendars as well and our Christmas calendar finishes on the twenty fourth and interestingly in Australia if finishes on the Twenty Ed v of course because here we celebrate on the twenty fifth. What about the Christmas goat also known as Yolo Book we make these goats from? Hey as a Christmas decoration to the table in Denmark Norway Sweden they are made aide do the trees as well in Finland more like table decorations nowadays but go has a different meaning as its original goes to the debate in God thought and it's Cherry point goats then through time. The goat is transparent. A character who punishes people who who had not clean their house ready for the holiday season Christmas and later the Kristin Scott transform to your local like this called in today in Finland bringing prisons too nice children like it does even today a centrist before it was called Father Christmas Santa canticles and yes we things like the claim that your book is to one and only at lives in Finland place called quarterback up far in lapland so it is not in the South Pole. The North Pole all live in the law like the French say it lives in Colorado in the lapland. What else is different than on the Christmas? And what else saw these strange ways that we have in new countries well the Crisp Sauna off caused there has to be a sauna because talking. Bud Hail Hello. It's Christmas so in a traditional bar and it's it's not just him feeling. It's also in Sweden Norway Denmark an awesome but less so so Christmas saw not is. It's just EPI thome of the Finnish culture. I could have like a podcast visitor zone or maybe I should some point in the future but your lasagna is in the eve of the twenty fourth so in the evening before you have your dinner you have sown you ca- together with your family and you have a dinner. A few cleanse yourself within Asana and we believe that the sonar is spiritual place so we don't talk north things in there and it's believed to be placed for free free of bad spirits but there's also these thoughts that you know you talk bad things about their so that the oh. Don't sorry the so sona to the South Niknam who lives in the SONAE keeps. It's free from those Pat's spirits and you want to keep the sound. Don't into happy so you leave him a plate of Christmas porridge. So it's white rice porridge that you leave on a a plate in the disown. After you've finished your sonal for the day so there you go so so has a special place even in Christmas time. What is Christmas without food? Every country has turkeys chickens. pokes the peaks. You just name it. There is food on the table on Christmas. And that's the same thing in Scandinavia and they have their own very delicious Russia's food in this season but there are similarities as well so you might recognize some of these things. I'm going to mention here. Gravel locks the cold smoked smoked salmon or travelex just salted Summon sumners a hearing as well. It's the eating an all new two countries in Christmas table just in a slightly different form. There's plenty of meat on the table. And this probably comes from the fact that in an old days there might not be so much meat available in the darkest and the coldest time of the year. And you might have had had to cure the meat like smoke or dried and there must be not being fresh meat that much so nowadays Out as you have lots of mainly pork. In different formation like roasted Norway Sweden Iceland you might have smoked lamb or crews in with very source in Iceland and lots of pickled herring in a table. Define kind of breads. You might have a little sweet bread the Sweden you might have the Rye bread in Finland. You have carrot and sweet casserole in Finland and you have a lots of this kind of things in the new countries. This fees of food is bigger than Thanksgiving in USA. I tell you it is in the food last days after Christmas. And then when you have the Christmas Ham the Christmas rose which has the big bone on it and then you might do soup out of it you might use it for sandwiches and you'll be eating it for days to come in weeks to come and and you might end up freezing some of the food because it's just too much it's the case you always and cooking too much food now there is. It's blend new for us. You can incorporate some of these surprise in ways of celebrity Christmas to your festive time. We live in a warm climate here in Australia. So we have Christmas on the twenty fourth. So this is the Christmas Eve when we have a big dinner with family and friends we also tell our children that yellow book becomes on twenty four th to bring some presents and usually funny enough father. Christmas have been schussed. Just when we've been eating and my kids never had the chance to meet the Real Father Christmas. I think my older one has realized he's been Mitch is pulling his slick but hey let's keep it for real then on Christmas Day. The twenty fifth we celebrate some more. We eat some more we must visit some friends ends and some family. So those who haven't come mid twenty fourth. We will go visit them. Talk Twenty fifth in terms of incorporating ridden the advent on every Sunday before Christmas we bake some Christmas tarts or gingerbread. Ready for the Christmas So every Sunday is something that we do remind us. It's the advent we might even light up a candle to remind ourselves about that. We we talk about your own. The GNOME and lead up to Christmas. Telling if you're not nice GNOME. y'All don't do. We'll be peeking through the window when you go to bed and see are you nice or you naughty and it will report back to your bookie Father Christmas and there are many ways. How you make your Christmas feel more nudity? Like some nice candles some nice new music the and enjoying for two will make you less stressed about Christmas a more connected to the celebrations. Thank you so much for listening. Means to sign the naughty. Now go and check off the naughty mom dot com for third resources and reading and this episode show notes and the Post you can also sign up for my Phoenix dessert recipe for free at the website. Tough to get you again next week for another episode of the Nordic Mom Tom.

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Chapter 1: Through the Archway

Welcome to Tinsel Town - A Christmas Adventure

20:45 min | 3 years ago

Chapter 1: Through the Archway

"Do you feel that. There's a certain feeling of the air this time of year. It's like like magic everywhere. You look be a picture. On christmas card. The lights the snow the families in matching sweaters. It's my favorite time of year. I can tell you that right now and this. Christmas is shaping up to be a magical one to almost as magical holidays. Wait what you you haven't heard about all these christmas buckle in because i have a story for you. Our story actually begins last year on christmas. E all these hosts was full of friends and family laughing eating exchanging gifts. It was a perfect night. The snow had cleared and holly enter. Grandmother were sitting beside the earth looking at the stars through the window. All right. are you ready. What's that one called. Holly ursa major and that one beetlejuice no cassiopeia right again. I can't believe how many of these you know. Well i did skip the fourth grade you know. Was that shooting star. That wasn't just a shooting star backwards. The christmas star make a wish. Let me think i know. I wish it could be christmas everyday. Chapter one through the archway. A lot has happened since last christmas. Lost teeth birthday parties summer camp so it shouldn't come as a surprise when i tell you that holy had forgotten the wish she'd made last year and had a new one in mind. I wish you could be spending christmas in florida. Like madison's family medicine for my class. While her parents are taking here to orlando and they're going to go to disney and they're actually going to be there on christmas day with the fireworks and everything instead. We're stuck here. Same old christmas grandma's not even coming. We've been over this holly not this year. Why not if it's because you turn the spare room into an office. She can sleep in jeremy's bed. Jeremy can sleep in the snow ford in the backyard. Hey mom molly. I don't get why she came last year but you can't this year she busy performing or music or something. Sometimes these things just don't work out okay. Holy could tell. Her mother was upset for some reason but again her mom was always a little cranky at this time of year. Maybe some decorations would help after all. It was well into december and aside from the single strand of lights on the house. You could barely tell what time of year it was so into the adequate holly to retrieve of very special bottles now. Where did they here. They are all neat and dusty very very dusty began digging through the decorations. She found all for favorites the paw shaped stocking the dog the christmas village miniatures the off brand blow up reindeer with the glowing. Green knows what's this. It was a small and when h- only plead the dust away shined and sparkle. She was confused. The dust made. It seem pretty old but the box almost brand new inside was a tin soldier. Ordinance with glossy black boots of tall shiny helmet and a left arm. That was ever so slightly crooked. It wasn't what she was looking for but it looked special so she carefully packed it away and made a mental note to ask her mom about it later. Then she spotted which you'd come up for a box labeled christmas mugs the simplest declaration of all. You just have to put them up in the cupboard and bam next time you have a craving for hot cocoa a festive mug would instantly get you in the holiday mood and there was one in particular that was her mother's favourite it has a picture of a towed in the santa hat and big green letters. It says mistletoe. d- just need just need to reach all the way to the bottom for mums mug. Had i into the box and where she was expecting to hear the clinking of mugs instead. She heard air washing pastor ears as she felt deeper and deeper into the ball until finally no now and the other child who had been scared but not choose the end of the street in a small village. Covered scout cozy storefronts line picabo road and gas streetlamps flickered all along the way a recon everyone at the top of the street a giant glowing christmas tree sat in a large town square and beyond that was a huge castle and in front of holy stood a large candy cane with a name tag. That red cornelius. How well the tinseltown where. It's stopped snowing stretch. I'm sorry my name is cornelius. What what what kind of decoration are you. I'm not a decoration. Oh of course of course so some sort of a toy then no within woodland creature ugly ugly dressed elver you. You're not the ham. Hey are you. i'm holly. I'm eight years old and i got to skip the fourth grade and i'm human. What is this place misled. And of course the place where. It's christmas every day but more specifically we are in tinseltown. My hometown homeless go yet. He's sorry it's been a while since he human has come through. I can't quite remember the protocol. That's okay well. It was really nice to meet you. Cornelius but i really gotta go home all right. We'll just wait until it starts snowing in the archway and you can go through. And how long does that take. Because it's not snowing in there now. Well honestly it's it's never stopped before so cornelius. Be good lucky for us. I watched a lot of videos about fixing things so shouldn't be too hard. I just watched one about fixing our washing machines. I find the vow and shut off the water and okay. I don't think that's going to help us here. They stood for a moment. Confused the archway towered over them made of bricks of glowing ice like the box in the attic. It was old and worn but still sparkled in the daylight before too long a small grouchy looking else wearing a sweater covered in music notes came huffing puffing down the streets meeting of this i was just in rehearsal with the snowman choir when one of them tells me to look out the window. Because the archway isn't working cornelius. I got this job out of the goodness of my heart. Don't tell me that you already found a way of ruining conductor. The hawley the human a human. How what you. Men are not a resident of christmas. Land you cannot be here. Oh this is bad. But luckily i in addition to being the choir conductor i am also a volunteer joy and peacekeeper. What eggnog sake. It's like a sheriff. Well maybe you should just say share from now on so. It's not so confusing. Stop trying to distract me as joy and peacekeeper. I am digging both of you in for questioning. I told you. I don't know what's going on here rehearsal twins. What's happening here. Oh yeah man is stronger there right quick. They keep coming into our practice time with their figure. Skating it's not cool the queen's coming show to no absolutely not i can deal with this on my own. I command you to come with me. Them away the archly to the next street like a movie set. Reindeer stroke from shop to shop loaded down with shopping. There were christmas lights on every store foot and perfect girl of smoke. Rose every smell peppermint but the conductor was pushing past all of that walking behind cornelius in holly them with an ice keep moving so cornelie. Tinseltown is this. Santa lives in north pole. What he does have a timeshare here. I round the corner to another quieter street lined with homes. The conductor led them into a small caught. In right this way to the joy and peace keepers interrogation room This just looks like a dining room in. Someone's house your house right. No this is the joy and peace keepers interrogation room. Like i said then picture you on vacation hanging on the wall in his that you like. I know i know i am supposed to be the one interrogating you. Here are the facts one minute. The archway is working and the next nothing. Not only that but this intruder also showed up unannounced. cornelius holly. What have you done. Like i was trying to tell you one second. I was at home the next second i was falling and then it was here. She's not lying conductor. That's all there is to it. People don't just appear out of thin air. I mean mitnick comes through the archway thing do so. He's been diagnosed. Something fishy is going on here. I mean they never stopped snowing here till now. She's got to be behind this. I promise i will get to the bottom of this. And i swear on my choi in peacekeepers badge that i will be the one to restore christmas onto its traditional holiday. Glory now announcing her majesty. The queen of christmas land carols and uniforms burst through the door followed by the queen. A polar bear and the most elegant polar bear holly had ever seen. She wore a deep red robe and a golden crown conductor. What is the meaning of this. I swear i saw you in the street just a moment ago. Oh holy sprinkles. Is this a guest. Tell me my dear. What is your name holly holly your highness. Please please please. Don't eat me. Holy you familiar. Look about you my dear. Have we met before Well i wasn't mouse in the third grade pageant. Did you see that no. I'm afraid not don't know what to tell you then. Well i digress conductor you cannot just detain people. The christmas council will take care of that. So then what are the joy and peace keepers for keeping an eye out for litterbugs helping pseudo penguins across the street. That kind of thing but definitely not detaining people to doing what was that. Nothing your highness right. You are conductor. Now holly and cornelius you can come with me and conductor please no more hostages yes your highness the queen that holly and cornelius backed the town square which was packed with people who had gathered to admire the tree. Holly glanced up at the castle studying the beautiful ornate stained glass windows. He cornelius the reindeer and that's englishman. No kind of looks like my dog. And the woman in that one with the christmas pageant. She looks just like my grandma. And the abominable snow in. That'd be huge. Looks exactly like my brother. The really amazing aren't they speaking of amazing. Take a look at that tree. It's incredible your majesty every years you just out teeth yourself is. Isn't it some of my best work yet. If i do say so myself check. Oh that's star star darn star. Wait cornelius your majesty. I made a wish. The christmas star. I wished for christmas every day. Do you think that could be why fell through the archway. Perhaps wish magic is a tricky thing. Even i only know a bit about nine considered something of an expert on the topic but if the star you wished upon the christmas style cut that out right now. The christmas stars and you know it. Excuse me sir but please do not address the queen like that okay but it is time for the human to leave. I've just come from the archway and it's finally working again so she needs to go before anything else goes wrong. Oh don't listen to him holly. None of this is your fault. I'm sure you're being here. Is just a fluke. You'll pass through that archway. Your life will go back to normal and so we'll else it's been a pleasure to meet you though but i think i only had a million questions for the queen. But she knew it was time to. She looked at the archway where snow was now swirling inside merry christmas holy christmas and goodbye only the human. Hello boxes hello decorations. Hello dust. We need any help there. Now got it mom. I'm sorry i was up there for so long. It took forever to find what i was looking for. And then it got distracted and i got sucked in and then there. Was this big candy cane in that. Really a what an imagination you have are used to be just like you. It's not just my imagination. This really happened. You're only up there. Two minutes maybe. Three tops is everything. Okay what are you hiding behind your back. I just thought maybe it might make you feel better to have some hot cocoa for my favorite christmas mugs. Yes please. I'll eat up the stove and so they sat mother and daughter sipping hot cocoa while snow began to fall outside mum. Maybe he'd go get a tree tomorrow. That sounds like a great idea. Honey can we put that tin soldier ornament on it soldier. Yeah with glossy black boots. The tall shiny helmet and the crooked left arm. We don't use that one hauling but why not. because don't i'm sorry. I'm sorry it's just old. Why don't you go find your brother. I think he wanted some help making his car to mail to grandma and with the events of the day slipping from her mind. Holly jeremy got to work cutting up. Christmas catalogs to decorate their cards for the grandmother but up in the attic. Holly's mother was all alone sitting crosslegged on the floor with a small shiny box in her lab. A bach said earlier that day then covered in dust it housed the tin soldier ornament with glossy black boots a tall shunning helmet and a left arm. That was ever so slightly crooked. She turned the tin soldier ornament over revealing the logo on the bag made in the usa. Why the remington toy company and meanwhile in christmas land conductor. What business do you bring before the crispus council council snowmen frost human appeared in christmas line. Today and strange things started happening. I bet the last treat in my advent calendar that she'll be back and things are only going to get worse for us counseled snowmen frost. Jackie please. Christmas could be ruined forever interesting. And what do you propose we do about it. I have some ideas but the conductor wasn't the only person wondering what to do next back in the town square. The queen was standing in front of the christmas tree. Staring at a small ornament. I was holly sent here. What is happening in the human world hell remington. Please wake up. I need to get to the bottom of this. That ornament was a small tin soldier with glossy black boots a tall shining helmet and a slightly left arm. Thank you so much for listening to welcome tinseltown. The story doesn't end here though. Continue onto the next episode. To find out what's in store tinsel tonens thank you so much for tuning in to get a little sentimental. We've worked very hard on this series. We really hope we brought a little bit of joy to your holiday season. So if you liked what you heard. If you've got a little bit of that christmas magic it would mean the world to us if you share this podcast with a friend or family member. Just let them know we exist. And you'll make our christmas. We want to make a second season and you can help us make that happen by spreading the word you can also leave us a review on apple podcasts or pod chaser and follow us on facebook twitter and instagram at. Hey tinseltown merry christmas to all and to all a good night. Welcomed tinseltown is a triangle content production. Our executive producer is dave tiny. We were written and directed by adam gunung and genencor with music and audio production by adam. Gong are cast includes gender nor adam. Gong alex review cherise lebron. Jami clich curious his own hannah blizzard and jake nor with additional voices by dave tiny. Daniel gunung philip. Paul and wayne nor alex review was script editor with additional writing by dave tiny and additional music by ken miller special. Thanks to dorothy. Khaini wayne and susan nor and adam raimonda. Merry christmas to all and to all a good night.

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... And Chill! on Siren Radio: Episode 53 - Christmas Eve

OC Talk Radio

2:01:05 hr | 3 years ago

... And Chill! on Siren Radio: Episode 53 - Christmas Eve

"And now an ad from dad right save money on car insurance when you bundle home and auto with progressive guy take these off right. What is this wow? Where did you get this? I'm talking to you with the hair yeah. Where did you get good stuff solid? That's not veneer that solid stuff progressive can't save you from becoming your parents but we can save you money when you bundle home and Auto Progressive Casualty Insurance Company affiliates another insurance discounts not available in all states or situations Christmas on Siren Radio just gone ten o'clock on your Monday evening Christmas Eve and you're listening to Siren Radio Radio Valentine. It's time to sit back relax and chill leading up to Christmas Christmas. The only time singing yeah <music> Yeah uh-huh NATO denied we're saying <music> World Peace New Paul McCartney. They're getting as in the Christmas spirits we are on the eve of possibly one of the busier days awfully <hes> for many of us. He'll be hectic but we all all right exactly the same tomorrow's Christmas Day I means today's Christmas Eve audio listening to Siren Radio Muslims kyw valid tied to sit back relax chill out with some Christmas music tonight gets hit the festivities underway of guts bad cracking jokes some crispus trivia and the like. I say a lot of festive music to keep you company until that midnight hour strikes and we celebrate right the fact that all the build up to Christmas is over and that chill day is on its way traditionally and chill is all about chill out music relaxation and that is going to happen as the show goes on from eleven o'clock tonight. All the music is going to slow down as some of you may whisk yourself off to an early slumber especially if you've got the kids up at five A._M.. In the morning on center has been remember kids get back now L. Center <hes> no you don't WanNa send it. Can't you open away. He might get a bit of coal in any sack you know unless I'm but no it's going to be a a lot of festive upbeat tracks for the first hour or so and then we'll slow things down as we creep closer to midnights and you cannot have a festive I rendition of any show here on Siren without hearing they track at least once possibly one of the greatest Christmas songs of all time. It's darkness Christmas Time uh-huh uh-huh Dan UH Steve Span spot <music> <music> yeah before sets off to the studio today. I have this wonderful idea. What I thought was a great idea for some content from today's show you know 'cause I know we're GONNA play a lot more music today but contempt is always key? I was looking at Christmas related things. I thought maybe do something on tradition on them. You know the meaning of Christmas then I thought now it's not really my style. Let's talk Christmas crackers. <hes> I thought okay a bunch of like pound shop unbranded Christmas crackers the cheapest I could find and add pull them on air in. I'm a little bit lonely on the stewed in the studio tonight so <hes> I would be pulling them on my own policeman Christmas cracker thing that's the saddest thing anyone can on Christmas Eve but I thought I'll I'll pull them in the studio and we'll look through at like the jokes of the Trivia because I have I have a <hes> a I have like an idea in my head that no matter whether you buy the most expensive Christmas cracker in the world all the cheapest you still get the Rubik's jokes so so when out on the High Street today look in for them a may have left a bit late I say but not a single shop on Lincoln Street that I could find at least was selling selling Christmas crackers like I went in all the big chain stores and and I couldn't find any anywhere so either Lincoln of sold out and we are a big Christmas cracker city or do people not buy them anymore. Stocks Not sex shops not stock up on them enough who knows so <hes> afford to resort to <hes> finding some of the best Christmas cracker jokes that can online and that's where I came across this out Cole on the independence by Richard Jenkins he talks about <hes> the fifty worst Christmas cracking had jokes and a poll of two thousand British people have found that wanted five chose this particular joke as the worst they have ever found in a cracker so drum roll please ladies and gentlemen deliver liberty who hides in a bakery at Christmas amid spy amid spy. Wow I can hear you groaning at home and even even in a prerecorded states I could be Hugh Cronin at home and that was closely followed. By what do you get if you cross center with a duck. A Christmas cracker plenty of them to curb has the show Cho's rose odd but up next it's band-aid and the Almighty do they know it's Christmas. Stay tuned to sovereign radio <music> Christmas Time Vanish <hes> Eh uh uh-huh <music> eh it's crazy <music>. I'm dead. Do they know it's Christmas <music>. You're listening to Siren radio absolutely love that track. I'm one of these people that loves when it comes to Christmas Day because it means that I get the chance to fight not just Christmas Day. Sorry like the middle of November November just so that I can start playing Christmas music. You know we may not be able to play it here on siren straightaway because you know not everyone likes to listen to Christmas music in November sky does give me the chance to eat. I put uh-huh spotify playlists and listen along. I I just finally gets you in the spirit more and he makes me smile Christmas music. I think is all about making people smile and I think there's not enough like a lot of the songs that you're going to hear over the next hour or so our whole really classic old school songs and we don't have enough like modern day Christmas songs. There's only a few of pled a few of the last few weeks like Christmas lights by coal play. Hey Matt will say Song Metairie <hes> when Christmas comes around but these not many iconic Christmas songs from the modern age but we're going to carry EXORB- <hes> I'm with one of the most iconic Christmas songs of all time Merry Christmas everybody it's slade Christmas on Siren Radio. uh-huh breath uh-huh it is Sir <music> Ma <music> uh aw shouts along with its Christmas at the end of that one year Eliah you're listening to Siren Radio Merry Christmas lines valid side I'm taking to. A bit dicey with another festive dishes of an chill here on Siren in looking at some real look at us Christmas slide traditions Christmas crackers stuff but I'll tell you what that songs just reminded minded may off. Do you guys remember the Benny Film Christmas special from quite a few years ago always reminds me of that because <hes> the they had slate perform God matters like guest guest performances and it was just one of those things that sticks in your mind of the performed on pedometer no why why that came to mind but sir a did all the same God that she has re real northern nightside like how could he get any Moldovan. You're a fan of any dome just to annoy people leave a bowl. Let's have another Christmas cracker joke. Shall we or which ones you let go with what you get. If you eat Christmas miss decorations tend to light US listing the Siren Radio Christmas on Siren Radio Jesus is was born on craze and man for more because <music> sometime in the whole uh Jesus was on threes and man the called threes these shepherd them by night Bryant new signings they they hate them using and man air remorse because of Grease <music> all the bells rang out tease jaw to be just to save your research and save may rain uh-huh the nation the pain is they reached across the Graham Clapper of the wheel that they spun and he galloped into market street east badge appointees chips. He's name was Ernie and he dreamt the thousands milk cock in the West. They were lady number soon she the number twenty two. They said she was too good for him. She was only prairie. She already got his cocoa there three times every week. They called him. They drove the fastest car in the West. She said she liked the PS three and when he finished worth one night loaded up the car these safe you only pasteurize pasteurize. She's dessert learning comes up to me. Chest DIG Otr drove the car in the West Evil Evil looking man to Ted from pending Tony from the bikers fan eight ten jeeter with his tree talks pasty. Oh meal braid. She's seen the saw me poise the very near Turner aid. She knew his corroon and he said you'll have roles every morning from victory. Anyone she saw what he's layer of any drove the car in the West one lunchtime paid Ernie's awesome Kong tighter door eight drove him mad defined it was still there at phosphor and then of course any went across worthies carthy off or whose name was trigger. I need pooled about this. In the winds. 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Things happened on their wedding night. is they leave their bait was that the trees rustling or the injuries of the gate or earnings ghostly knowsley go top so rattling in their crates. They won't forget Hertie nineteen sixty. One's Christmas is number one Ernie the fastest built cartoon in the West Benny Hill a fun fact for you. Did he know the Benny Hill was in fact a milk band aid a previous life before he became cable a huge performer here in the United Kingdom. No you did not thank you very much. That's a factor that you were finding year Christmas Trivia Sierra India Christmas crackers especially. If some of these really bad jokes arte go by she would go through a few. Let's do it <hes> what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back a stick what a Horse's favourite T._v.. Show Nay Sayers and did Rudolph good to school. No he was Elf taught Elf taught <hes>. That's really bad here listening to sired radio. It's Christmas Eve. I hope y'all L.. Having a wonderful time of sleigh center is always way and <hes> someone's actually been doing the stats of how fast Santa Hasta travel around the world this evening in order to get to every house of every girl and boy I we're going to take a look at those facts and figures up next because he'd nothing says festive Christmas festivities rather than a little bit maths. You're listening to siren radio. This is Marvin Gaye the Christmas Song. I like to do now south view. That's fitting for the season that we're having now and I hope you enjoyed chess. Jack <music> you dress <music>. Everybody Attorney Bra tiny towns with find your sleep too <music>. It is gone to see how and so <hes> symbol to kids from one ninety two. Although it's been say minute times man Chris Aw Marvin gaze take on the Christmas song probably one of the most covered Christmas songs of all time but sir. I really love that one. You're listening to Cyrus Sira radio. It's Christmas Eve as I'm sure you all know out there unless you've been hidden under a rock for the last few years at month. Should I say 'cause <hes> Christmas from East ousted on November. I work in retail in Lincoln indeed the it's been a busy busy few weeks. I'm not going to lie <hes> I was out on the High Street earlier today and the place was just packed with people getting those last few minutes <hes> Christmas decorations Christmas presents Christmas gifts just everything to do with Christmas. Don't go to card shop a couple of days before Christmas. That is the one piece of advice I walk. If you you know sorry to hold the car jumps in Lincoln I eh I literally. I have never seen Bom Ahab <hes> it was just it was hell on earth but I thought to myself. No you could do this guy. Get in out. No what you're planning. That's the thing do not dawdle at Christmas. I do not wander around shop especially ones that have one where systems don't dawdle you want to be in out know exactly what he wants in that shop. This is not the time for just buying things at a whim. You've got to know what you want to walk out with like fifteen things that you think I'll give this person for Christmas oral use this and then you never use it and then he just sits in a cupboard for years and years and while I'm starting to get really grumpy in my old age twenty two two years old and failing that were Taylor swift isn't about to play <hes> but I was saying earlier how U._S.. Scientists have calculated that center would have to visit eight hundred hundred and twenty two homes a second this evening to deliver all the world's presents on Christmas Eve so he's a very speedy center ladies and gentlemen because he will be traveling at six hundred and I'm fifty miles a second Sokaia job. He's got all that magic behind them that for certain you're listening to a siren radio will take you up to Christmas Day Christmas USC on Siren Radio. It's not a Christmas you can. I please to go. It'll be lonely be Orbi this interesting breakdown Alan around the Christmas. Tell me I <music> remember last year when we never <music> Christmas must've been made starting. This is the time of day that you eh so it'd be lonely. Excuse very and all uh-huh. How do you know what I've missed in the run-up to Christmas they see the Christmas Mahfoud last really realize is today how much after missing out on the Christmas food on the way up to Christmas because <hes> the stuck say crispus douse the beginning of November search led to get a little bit of it <hes> uh-huh from December? I've actually made healthy sing. Wait Shah changed my lifestyle around from in basically a lot of rubbish food a lot of a lot of takeaways a lot of eating out in restaurants and it does all that up as I found very very quickly <hes> so I started eating healthier making Salads Ho Jackie Potatoes Ivy proper cooked meat. Not you know from Ding microwave meal so thing and I felt a lot better for its book. One thing that I have realized is that you just miss out on all the chocolates it. I've been having one chocolate a day as part of my advent calendar Linda. That's really weird for me because Christmas is Christmas is all about isn't it <hes> Calloway tomorrow tomorrow high of good to have so much chocolates so butch Turkey so much food is going to be absolutely. Lay Amazing and I've been looking up about why we eat Turkey at Christmas because I was thinking about this earlier and I was like off naturally not got any clue as to why well <hes> the belief as Thet Turkeys were first brought to Britain in fifteen twenty and before that on Christmas Day <hes> we will traditionally eat bull's head goose or even peacock. Wow sounds sounds like what back in the jungle with Anton deck deck and holly should. I say <hes> but it's claimed the Henry the eighth was the first person in Britain to eat Turkey for his Christmas meal. Well look that he's he's gets eight wives and Turkey at Christmas Nice. What you're listening? Siren radio were headed up to Christmas celebrated. The fact that the buildup is almost over the actual day is on its way up next John and Yoko happy experts. The war is over so this is Chris View Wall just begun Chris mm-hmm wrong uh-huh mm-hmm the Joanie hokuto lorries. Oh happy experts. You're listening to siren radio over kyw's Christmas cracker jokes. Let's dive into a couple more. What what did the farmer get for Christmas A. Calculates what did what snowman to say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots. Get it you got it and what school subject are snakes best stats his Torri top-quality comedy here on Siren Radio who needs radio therefore Christmas on Siren Radio and we're continuing on with the Christmas classic from the Love Virtually Film. Can you believe it was two thousand and two this came out. Christmas is all around me <music> Chris. This is a meal smile you talk to me and Christmas. This will feel there's no no song a small the they win really shows billy mack there with the Christmas is all around the in the dark horse single for Christmas number one two thousand and two in the La- virtually universe anyway glad that he is in front of me. Lucky was with the radio present in that Phil because I think if that happened in real life probably won't be allowed back on the airwaves ever again <hes> but I I love that track at I love that film. I got the opportunity to <hes> good what chase at wildwood here a a couple of days ago. It was a Christmas treat for my girlfriend. She <hes> she didn't tell me where we're going. I didn't even know that there was a cinema of their <hes> above the restaurant letters but sir absolutely loved it. You know we had a three course meal and and and the cinema ticket for like twenty quit each and to really nice evening so <hes> yeah I recommend it definitely and the love actually for me. I don't care what people say is. One of the greatest Christmas thus films of old time I did actually get the chance to check out another iconic Christmas film that I'd never seen before <hes> just a couple of days ago and that was the holiday with the CIA black and <hes> <hes> was a name she plays Fiona in Shrek. <hes> always on the tip of my tongue Cameron Diaz that's correct at she sounds just like feel now in the first Shrek she at that point apparently they were filming at around the same time but she sounds just like in in in the holiday at these people at home going kind of course. She sounds like she provided the voice but seriously go back and watch the two foams together you you can definitely tell more than any of the film <hes> by chance to watch that I never seen it before. It got real rave reviews on my facebook and social media pages from people when I told them I was going to watch it so I was like I had high hopes and yet a match those expectations should we do a couple more <hes> couple mock Christmas cracking jokes before I send us off to the news at eleven o'clock Elgon. I'll do to <hes> what carol role do they sing in the Desert's Oh Camil Ye faithful and what do you saying a snowman at a snowman's birthday party freeze a jolly good fellow. You're listening to siren radio. Please do not Choon out. I'm with you until midnight until that midnight hour strikes but a couple more songs to take us up to the news at eleven. The clock is going to tell you exactly what I'm doing once we get off the air this evening as we're driving home for Christmas if you want to get in touch with those here at Siren radio it's at Cerrone F._M.. On twitter studio at cerrone online dug co Dot Hugh K on the email or text in audible seven nine seven eight hundred seven one six Chris can play the same those facing drought for Christmas and Tom Com driving home for Christmas. Things and Searle Nowadays Free Way Holy Crap can get driving home for Christmas. Dr Chris Memory take a book the driver next he's just just enjoy all around driver no Komo on holy ground on trauma and home for Christmas Drive Thousand Memory Jacob Mexican Justice Dr Well. Ah Sir I aw <music> uh-huh aw yeah Christmas Christmas Christmas on Siren Radio Boobs just can eleven o'clock uh on Christmas Eve say back relaxing and chilling out until midnight hour strikes Santa Baby. Just slip a sable under the tree or. Armie then all food good girls Santa baby down the chimney to night Santa baby a fifty four convertible too light blue. I weighed up for you dear Santa Baby so down the chimney to night think of all the five Mis Cinco in Kabul the FELLAS that I haven't case next year I could be just as good chance of my Christmas Lewis. I Santa they be. I want a yacht that then an angel Laurie <hes> Santa Baby so we need to Santa any one little thing I really need the deed to platinum mine Santa Baby so hurry down the chimney to Santa Cutie and fill my stocking with a duplex and checks sign your Exxon the line Santa Cutie and hurry down the chimney to common trim my Christmas tree with some declarations bought at tiffany. I really do believe in you see if you believe in me. Santa baby forgot to mention one little thing are saying I don't mean on the phone Santa Baby so much him June down. Let you need to hurry to night baby. You're listening to a siren radio. This is an chill and eastern eleven o'clock now on your Christmas Eve. We're going to slow things down plus Nice relaxing music as you head off to your slumber begin early Nice. If you're a parent with some young kids running around in the morning or maybe getting up early to <hes> finish at an appealing those parsnips chopping those carrots that kind of thing ready for a big family gathering Christmas is such a wonderful time of year and I've been reading up some facts about Christmas. Some statistics facts things that I didn't know and and some of them are really cool. Actually I know is really boring Rimba Sir just listen to this one here because I know something my word to the studio today I walked past quite a few shops that were selling Christmas trees and they're out and about and they're outside the stores now with big like fifty percents off signs. It's Christmas Zeev Fifty percents of seventy five percent off Christmas trees because let's face it a lot retailers want to get rid of them now. There's this there's no place for Christmas tree selling in January as <hes> and that's because nearly ely sixty million Christmas trees are grown each year in Europe alone. Can you believe that that's absolutely incredible to me. Another fun fact that I am I found out I from watching doctor who about a friend of mine and American friend pointed out to me that he was actually true is in America. They don't have Christmas crackers. I thought that was like a worldwide thing but Christmas crackers on not a thing across the pond and for many Americans that are listening in today because we all broke cast on one. Oh seven point three F._M.. BURTT also online on June in radio plant APP and our website Siren Online. Don't cut it U._K.. Across the the world I'm Christmas crackers and I should have explained this at the start before I said the jokes they are like a little paper thing that you poll. There's like a little popping noise that incited there's normally aerobics joke on a piece of paper Bitta Trivia <hes> like really really awful toy. I'm not selling them very well and neither is our country for the sake of trying to find them for today show but some but they are iconic when it comes to the Christmas period so <hes> <hes> like I say hope you're having a nice evening chilled out maybe with a <hes> a glass of mold wine and a mince pie butts whatever you're doing thank you very much for tuning in and of course some relaxing songs songs to take us up to midnights up next. It's missed a Christmas to Mr Christmases brought together for one big festive showdown hates Michael Boo play and bing crosby spe- white Christmas press you know <music> Slab well <hes> Chris Chris Carr Barry The mail your you go excrete glisten <music> with every crispus car in your joining mail your Christmas be <music> Michael Boo laye and bing crosby's rendition of white Christmas but you might be surprised to know that one of the most classic Christmas tunes of all time was in fact written by Jewish songwriter of in Berlin <hes> Irving Berlin rotates in a originally wrote White Christmas for a Broadway musical that never got produced. I it was then picked up by Hollywood producers who used it in holiday in a nineteen forty two film starring Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire <hes> it became the bing crosby's version became the highest selling single of all full time which is incredible the high. Am I reading that right bing crosby's version of white Christmas is the highest selling single of all time. I did not know that I would have never said that but apparently reportedly that is correct. Wow that amazes me. The rights of the Irving Berlin actually hated one version of the song he loves bing crosby's version but Elvis Presley's version of white Christmas. He hated it so much that he tried to prevent radio stations from playing Presley's Cova well. We played blue Christmas by Elvis last week and so I think I think Elvis's got enough Christmas songs. Let's just leave that one to <hes> being showy but one thing that I'm very excited about here. Siren radio is tomorrow Christmas Day. Four o'clock will be the local music spotlights as always on a Tuesday but they see it is the local Christmas music spotlight every song that you hear from fossil five o'clock. Tomorrow is a Christmas song produced and performed by local local musicians and they said we got so many seventeen that not all of them will actually be fitting into that our so I'm GonNa play one for you now. This is vive morale in the bleak midwinter. You're listening to Siren Karen Radio you St Uh Snow <music> <music> mm-hmm ah show <music> yeah <music> <music> <music> <music> <music> faith morale in the bleak midwinter. You confined the local Christmas spotlights head tomorrow at four o'clock. You'll music on your community radio station up next it's cliff Richard mistletoe and wine China's the Karen Fast Dreams of Santa Dreams of Snow Fingers Bases Ms Lavelle and I guess Song Three Times Eh time full time trusting this Iran House making just follow <music> Eh her give me time again and more aw this phase and by aiding yeah yeah this evening. We've been learning owning a lot about Christmas Day and some fun facts the you might not know about but I thought let's do something a bit different now and Lynn a little bit about the day after Christmas Day because I was wondering where does boxing day come from. Why do we have? It's Whoa why why is he got the name Boxing Day you know is it because Nova and families like my earn lights have fights on boxing day and kids. Are we fighting over the facts that you go this curse was the nightingale one of those and youth they more money another ardent get that. I don't know if the Delaware Alex came from a I swear it's not at my family. You're my might be sat with era. This was listening to this too. Don't think that was any of you but boxing day actually gets its name from all the money that is collected in church John Boxes for the poor so boxing day the day after Christmas was spent boxing up the money <hes> in order to <hes> distribute it then to the poor which is actually really sweet <hes> story behind which I personally did not know. Did you know let us know on twitter at Siren F._M.. Studio and Sound Online Dakota U._k.. <hes> I'm for the email you can also text in audible seven nine seven eight hundred seven one six or get in touch with us on facebook Siren Radio One zero seven three right less. I have a couple more Christmas cracker. Joke shall we <hes> why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay. They were to deer to deer get it. Hey Boom Ch <hes> what. <unk> does a frog do if his car breaks down this did actually met me laugh he gets it towed and what happened to the man who stole an advent calendar. He got twenty five days. They get to siren radio. This is the bad naked ladies in a one horse opens. The we go laughing son Bob Tail tale making sphere. It's fun to ride and saying Slang Song Nine <music> gene she long Oh what fun one open Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Oh what fun <music> one horn open sleigh <music> yeah eh or the Paris bride but body it is I thought I mis- misfortunes porch you're going to she's get up to speed it should do say the what <music> what fun and to laugh and sing the bad eh he keyed ladies Jingle Bells. You're listening to sired radio and <hes> there's the bed behind the also fake Bang theory theme chaired with their seemed like a nice relaxing doc saying rendition of jingle bells but they snuck it in the end. They went all back to their roots. <hes> but I'm going to break not only a heart book your minds with this next fact and that is that jingle bells while we associated associated with Christmas whilst is one of the Christmas classics on Everyone's playlist today and tomorrow the song was written by Joe James Lord Pierpont Pierpont a hope of pronouncing that correctly but it was actually originally written to celebrate Thanksgiving. It wasn't anything to do with Christmas and yet and yet here we are. We've taken it. We've Christmas is it and <hes> and it's one of the all time greats foreshore rights lie slow things down a little wits. What time is it when elephants sits on your fence time to get a new fence? You're listening to Siren Radio Christmas Christmas Siren Radio <hes> <hes> Eh <music> Louis C. C. addition scene in in the end <music> <music>. You're listening to siren radio. It's nearly half past eleven on on your Christmas Eve really not far until we'll be getting open the ball and ready for probably one of the busier days of the year I mean we don't have like really I personally don't have line busy Christmas days in we don't do much but a still hectic all the same you know be spending mine with <hes> with my family. I'll be spending boxing day with my grandparent's it'll be it's going to be lovely lovely COUPLA days back in Huddersfield <hes> you know he's just a chance to spend some time with the family play. Some games played a game that used to play at my <hes> my grandparents on my dad's side which was <hes> you know with play like this game where he was basically charades but with pope names that's that's always a lot of fun <hes> with like name that Choon <hes> my my grandparents at Christmas as well which is i. I'm always in charge. I don't know what it is. I think they just think well. You know what he's the radio presenter. He's got the he basically I paid for the spotify account. That's probably why I get thrown in that one but I've got to put one of those together tonight. That's what I've gotta remember to do <hes> but I'm sure a few of these might be in there as well so if any of my family listening no cheating get get your homework done you'll be on. You're listening to siren radio and like I say every song was going to be between now and midnight is nice relaxing chilled out. 'cause that's what we do here on your Monday. Evenings was celebrating the fact that the bill looked Christmas is almost over and the day is on its way out next I I've got this really nice employees. By t-bone Burnett the classic Carol Today's God Rest Easy Merry Gentlemen stitched into Siren Radio Sault Saint James To midnights in Ah Miss Mary Christ I see <music> Christmas Day from sanctions Eh sure <music> and dismay Christ US Christmas semester sand aw <music>. I mentioned earlier on the show about how other people pull of been a bit of a stressful run up to Christmas especially if you're working in the retail sector here in Lincoln especially around the Christmas markets and everything like that and found out something which which has just perplexed me completely and that is a Christmas bonus law. Did you know that in Greece Italy Spain and Germany workers get a Christmas bonus of one month's salary array by law. I did not know this. Did anyone else know this. You basically get thirteen months of salary by law in Italy Greece Spain and Germany the and I'll tell you this could be this could be the thing that brings the country back together. I mean you know Theresa may she's. She's in parliament right now really struggling to cut admit I would like to say and this is the first time of pointed it out. I am recording this on the twenty first of December. There's a great possibility that they might not be around this time when we are on Christmas Eve just as a little disclaimer but you know what back to it. She's she's there. She's struggling Clinton. She slid Kitty No. How can we bring everyone together? These could be eight just offer everyone an extra pota- salary. Hey presto your bills through parliament away from that. We've all got a very busy to hit tomorrow ahead for Christmas Day. You know we're going to be in a lot of food. That seems to be the theme for Christmas nowadays in the twenty first century we just we just stuff our faces. Let's face it and one one thing that I found out as well as many parts of a Christmas tree can actually beaten so if you sat there. You've been through all Turkey. You not quite on the cheese board yes but you think I think I need a little bit of a snack will Leonova to Christmas tree. Don't even have to get up to go to the kitchen. You don't have to cook anything. Lean over to your Christmas tree. Take off a couple of the needles and that it's a great source of vitamin C who needs oranges and Tangerines in the stockings now those with got us tree you'll get to siren radio unless carry on with the some more relaxing Xing Christmas music this next track warnow I keep saying the word iconic but it is it's one of those great classic iconic Wonderful Brilliant Christmas tracks but before that's who delivers presents two baby sharks at Christmas of course it centered y'all's he's Frank Sinatra. A Santa Claus is coming to town better watch out you better not cry better not pout. I'm telling you why Santa Clauses Common. He's Megan a list and checking it twice. He's GonNa find out who's naughty and Nice. Santa Claus is common. He sees you when when you're sleeping in knows when you're awake he knows if you been bad or good so big good for goodness sake. Oh you better watch better not cry. Uh I'm telling you why Santa Claus is common <music>. Ah Better Watch you better. Not Cry Better not apart. Santa Claus is common is Megan List and he's checking it twice. He's GonNa find out who's been in night. Santa Claus is coming to town. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when your awake he knows Louis. If you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake oh you better watch out. You better not cross that are not pout. I'm telling you why Santa Claus is com in to senior baby cold outside. Now we're inside. Do you have a good time to Carmel. I had a wonderful time figured it's be so much. It's Nice a here than outdoors. You know with fireplaces going. It's nice. It's cozy. It's warm and nine really can't baby. It's cold outside. I've got to go famous cold. Outside this evening has dropped very nice holier hands. They're just like my mother will start to watch AH will be facing the fireplace so really I Danis Godal leased old navy just a half a drink some records on while my baby. It's bad out there say what to be had out there. I wish I knew like starlight Elti you had your here looks awed insane. No no mine defy. I'M GONNA say that I send so hurt by a hold out but it's cold aw seid do now nuts nicer as we got the magazines put away where all comfy and warm and welcoming now I simply must but mainly it's cold out. The answer is no cold outside. The welcome has you don't nice and warm look out that that win at that my best will be Gosh your lips look my brother will be there and like waves that Bonn tropical shrine maiden aunts mind Dr Dolittle. Maybe just a cigarette Malva such as she got to Mamie. You'll freeze out there. Come up to your knees. You really been take my hand Caribou. This thing to talk to remind lifelong will be plenty. God No doubt over we have had cold days leading up to Christmas this year. It's it really not been cold enough to snow yet and that's been a big thing on the news. As people say a- are we going to get a white Christmas. We seem to have this discussion every single year. It's it's not looking likely however I did do some research into what a white Christmas actually men because whenever I've seen like all the bookie's odds are saying being this. We're going to get a white Christmas here. I've always thought Oh is that to do with like when I think of a white Christmas I think like six feet of snow but actually it's so much less than that. A White Christmas is just one snowflake falling anywhere in the United Kingdom any being recorded so one snowflake falling anywhere in the U._k.. And that is officially a white Christmas. That's when the that's how the bookies sauteed. That's how a journalist Saute unlike express it so it kind of kind of shocked me away because I thought you know what we have to have like a full blanket of snow you for it becomes at that Bird Seb. The hasn't been a white Christmas in I think four years I think he's been eight years since we had a full blanket of snow. It just shows you however it is that we get a white Christmas nowadays in fact. It's now more likely that we get a white Easter rather than a white Christmas. How amazing is that? Well not amazing but it's incredible to think about right right less open those Christmas cracking jokes again showy who's Rudolph's favourite singer beyond Sleigh of course and what happened to center when he went speed dating he pulled the correct yeah this what actually does make me laugh. What's the most popular Christmas wine lie sprouts get it Christmas? Christmas is mass siren radio. Well you might be laughing but I am and we might get a white Christmas or even a winter wonderland <music> <music> <music> <music> <music> <music> <music> uh <music> Harry connick on June wonderful rendition of winter wonderland. You're listening to an chill on siren radio creeping ever so closely to that midnight hour where almost ready to celebrate that the Christmas period of peace over the days on its way and that we could just move on with our lives again with a new year last the Christmas spirit later gentleman <hes> one thing I do like to get. I'm not a scrooge. I do like to get involved with the Christmas festivities but he's warmed festivity that I've never got involved with and that is the consumption of mince pies. They just creeped me out a little bit adored it is I'm up to you all now because I know that some people might give me backlash for this. I've never tried one. I don't really want to try one the they just look all like I don't know what it is about the matter whether it's because I the call mince pies and expect them to have been seen even though there are desert ed because although many are now vegetarian mostly <hes> actually the ones though where I work have Vegan in Victorian Times mince pies were made from beef and spices but now I'm like one actually in Chile is it. I tell you what I don't know why but they something about men's pies. Maybe go and I'm sure many of our family now that are going to try get try one but I don't think that's going to happen unfortunately <hes> is this something about Christmas that you don't like to get involved with. Is there like a festive treat which can creep you out a little bit like mince pies do for me. Let us know on twitter and Siren F._M.. <hes> in fact I did try like Christmas pudding for the first time ever the other day and I rather enjoyed it. I'm not a big fan of Sultanas or raisins <hes> but this one was quite nice logo a heart custard on top when down splendid Leisa. You never know maybe I will give him. Inspire <hes> try listening to Siren Radio Seoul must meet Nice relaxing tunes to come to more songs. Let's get it going student. This is Shawn Colvin have yourself self a merry. Little Christmas is Christmas is <music> Chrismas Peres to bring Jill. You have your cell. We'll Christmas. Let your heart be now will be world. Make the you travels will be with the golden of your full friends. Maybe once more <music> through we all will be to the fate shy <music> little UH has in Maldon happy golden days of your friends. Maybe do we all will be to the fates shining uh-huh aw little Chris bus <music> between the festivities of spending time with family eating lots of food and eating lots of food you may want to keep yourself entertained <hes> <hes> by shooting into sired radio one seven three even as a little bit of background entertainment during your family time we aren't jam packed on the schedule through eal festive season. Make sure you stay tuned and I'm going to run down a few of the final Christmas cracking jokes before we head to midnight what you get if you lie under a cow pats on the head water athlete is his warmest winter along job. Why does your nose get tired and winter roads all day? <hes> what happened was the sorry what happened when when center goes took up a chimney he felt claustrophobic and what has four wheels and flies a been Laurie Dunno whether again that one oh finally well old will leave it on the one that I don't get. You're listening to siren radio. 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Miss Christmas

Deck The Hallmark

36:30 min | 1 year ago

Miss Christmas

"Bramble Jam. PODCAST. It's brand. I love hallmark Christmas movies in July Hey, is panda and I like hallmark Christmas movies, July I'm Dan, I despise homework Christmas movies all the time and miss is the home our podcast. Oil. Boy Three episodes three days. It's a minor miracle. Yes it is is well come. Welcome back to our podcast deck the hallmark podcasts. where? What was it two years ago years ago two years ago as far started with a few friends dream. And here we are two years. Later we're on three deep three emphases theory it's a lot. We're doing great and we are so happy to be back and Hopefully, we'll be back next year. Yeah, I hope so. You have to email us and say how much you love the show that's only a review on. Join. Jim. Plus plus come if not one. Thing if we have five hundred people on Bloomberg, but we got a couple hundred, five, hundred, Obama Jim plus I feel good about next year. Wow. This become a telephone just. All right guys. We. We got someone over here doing gymnastics. It's a mess to the entire gymnastic routine somebody. Jan Jan Lobstein out there is doubling everybody's gift. Five dollars want to miss out right now. Her. guys we're talking about Miss Christmas. Today is the final movie the final episode of Christmas in July and It's starting to feel sad, it started. It's starting to you know I'm starting to realize where I'm at and the only thing I think is going to make it better knowing that I got some Shirley's popcorn. Comment I just ordered some more to kind of re fuel because the coupon Adetula Twenty, twenty for ten percent off fire expires on the thirty first. So I wanted to make sure that I got in and I got in and it's on its way, and so I I at least have that I at least have enough white. Chocolate peppermint to last me till December, we're thinking of ordering I don't know a one hundred dollars worth of Shirley's popcorn, which I would not be opposed to that. 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And we didn't get to this on because we had gas, we can't get into the big news but big news a couple of big news from Hallmark Channel One forty movies despite the pandemic we're getting forty new. News and that bigger is what is it? It's they just hired a new CEO and very excited about the higher and possibly movement in a in a more diverse direct. Yeah. We're very excited hopefully that we maybe she'll come on the pod who knows we have a great relationship with the French our hallmark and so hopefully. That'll continue as homework continues to evolve in this new season that there and we're very excited that boys. Yeah brighter things had. And shout. To Bill. Bill you did it won't you Lucas now in charge GonNa do it. We wish you all the best. That's right. Hey, guys. Ready to dive in. Yeah. Let's dive into the movie at is Miss Christmas and originally aired on December third two, thousand. Seventeen. Twenty Twenty seven movies. July and thankful for it and I want a little something like this. Holly finds the Chicago Christmas tree every year, and she's been given the nickname Miss Christmas, which if you think that she is not the one telling everybody her nickname, you'd be wrong. She's that type of person the Christmas tree. She picked for this year fell through literally thanks to a crane and she needs a new one a sap. So she gets a letter from a boy named Joey and says, Hey, I got a Bala tree down here in clause. Wisconsin. It's all yours come on down prices right style. So she has the clause. Wisconsin. Boy that minor and she comes in Sioux a scrooge grinch named Sam who's out on the town square decorating for the Big Christmas festival at they have every year and she goes to Joey's house and WHO's Joey? Dad. To we scrooge makes Sam and he's like you can't have my tree. It's my tree. You can't have my tree get out. Why because his mom and his dad planted a tree thirty nine years ago, and they carved their names on it and this love and all that good stuff to can't have it. But Joey comes out in his face cusp as she came, she read my ladder. Come, stay for Christmas, stay for dinner and so she does she stays for dinner and we find out that same mom passed away last year but data still here and daddy's pro giving the tree to Chicago for the big lighting. He's pro donating the tree his wife loved the tree lighting. She was a big fan of it, and so it would honor her to give the tree like this and so she gives. So, Holly Miss Christmas gives a presentation about the history of the Chicago. Tree. Why they should give it and they talk about as a family, they say, we need one more day to decide, and so she stays another day. She spends most of that day talking with Sam getting to know him in the opens up about how he has gotten a divorce and how this time of the year is just for him and they do all the things they decorate the house, they make Christmas foods they find a Christmas tree for the house, all the things. And they they are digging each other. And they find. They have the closest almost kiss. Think I've ever seen. So. Everything's happened loving each other and he finally agrees to donate the truth. You can have the tree and it's a big deal. and. They dance and the snow is falling and it's like this is great. This is all going well, well, she decides I want to quit my job after this tree lighting I'm going to move close I'm going to be with San but same over here's this conversation. What she hears is I'm going to get the tree and I'm going to get out and he thinks she means I'm going to get a clause can't wait to get of his dumb city with his dumb family. So he overreacts as you do from time to time and says, you can't have the tree and so she goes back to Chicago. All sad about Sam and the lack of tree and Sam realizes I have made a big mistake. I've really blown it here but holly comes up with a really good idea. She's going to bring all the decorations to Sam. She's going to decorate the tree. They're going start a new tradition for the people of Clause Wisconsin and so she shows up. And does it is looking all good same shows what is going on they hugged and the light up the tree and everybody's happy they're loving it. and He. Shows her a tree that he planted a Christmas tree carved their names. They light up. The big tree is still a big button in the world they cast and that my friends was missed Christmas. Lee Did it that's exactly right. Everybody clarification correction on that synopsis, he did not carve their name in the stump of the tree stump implies that the tree has been cut down. It's in the trunk of the Tree I'm sorry you're right. You're right. I only know that because once I was giving a speech on Education to perspective middle school parents and I was talking about how the roots of the tree or knowledge that you get an elementary school and the fruit of the tree is high school where you had reason to that knowledge to create something. That's your very own wisdom and I was gonna say that the trunk of the tree is learning how to use your reason and using those roots of knowledge and I said the stump of the tree. The route so well. Real. Real proud everyone signed up I. think everybody was in at that point sold a bunch of tickets. Take a middle. Take three tickets. At stump. Was Good. You are the roots. Entry School for you who here I love stumps. Pro Patrick. Stump. Boy Anybody. A. Man. Him and how she? S. We're taking a quick break. We'll be right back with more of that. And that's why Muhammad Ali. Never ever finished. What. True. Like a fight that checks out you heard me. Right. It is time to dive into these four segments. He doesn't finish. She say he didn't finish. He didn't feel we were talking about during the break. I wish you would pay. I was really riveting was focusing on the ass focusing on the heat us. Didn't finish. Finish. Finish. You said that's why Mohammed Ali never finished. DidN'T FINISH FINISH DASA. Doesn't doesn't I know what I meant. Yeah didn't finish. That makes more sense. So I'm for four segments. First one is the hot take. It is how we talk about exactly how felt about this? You'd better believe well, fish. Panda Panda I wanted to like this movie. Did you I I always go in optimistic? But there were no castles there were no castles and so it's hard. Let's. There was an end. It's kind of an end. Okay. So here's what I will let me start off with something very positive. This is one of the most beautifully decorated. In Christmas setups obscene mark all right they nail the Christmas feel aspect of this movie very well however. The movie essentially boils down to her pleading repeatedly can I have your tree and them saying can't the tree and then finally saying well, maybe you can have the tree. And then at the very NBA like. Kit have the. CAN'T And so by the time we're done with this plot I stopped caring about the dream high and I didn't really care about any character really I tried like I just didn't I did feel. So this movie is not a favorite it's. I don't like it not a favorite favorite favorite. Yeah I. think that's fair. It's not a favorite for brand either I don't I. Don't hate it. Again. There's a lot of good Christmas in this movie which, yes. A good Christmas covers a multitude of sentence and there's a multitude in this movie but overall yeah. The the the leads that necessarily connect for me personally I find anybody who tout's their nickname. Would that be a good easy I assure passer nickname as much as she does to be pretty annoying. I don't like when people introduce themselves as their nickname. She ever did they people call it and she'd say it's just holly I don't think she did that a bullshit she she made it. She was the one who told people they call me Miss Christmas. Okay. Like she told him initially. I don't it. Just I don't know. I don't know unless you're nicknames like it's from. Samantha. Sam Not pro nickname in that regard, right? That leads to necessarily Jive for me. I. I agree with pain like there wasn't a ton. You asked me my writing a synopsis for this movie because He didn't see me right on for a while because it wasn't a ton going on I want I. Don't want I'll give it. I won't give it want it but I got because we Combine. On the tree. Not Truck I don't know. I like the story overall like there's this. I I. It's hard. It's hard for me to not be like pro like, Hey, you're the big old tree is amazing. Imagine Having Rockefeller Center. It'd be like, Hey, we want your tree that'd be huge honor right There's also this like. One of the things I appreciate about this movie is in this case, like this is one of the Times where I'm like, you know what I think the tree should stay in the family like. Not. Like it's not like a yes or no one hundred percent but I understand where he's coming from and I appreciate that at the end it wasn't like I'll get away just because I love you I appreciate the compromise that they came to at the end of this movie I would have liked to see that happen a little bit early. Because didn't start this whole thing that just keeps going back and forth overall light the storyline characters necessarily job for me but loved the Christmas. So it's a win. Yeah. So there's a ton of Christmas in this movie, a ton of it, and the two leads are both very capable your say and Mark Lucas. Yes, and this movie is awful it is terrible it there is we were an hour and twenty six minutes in and I said there dancing island this movie's. Pretty much over right no thirty four minutes left including commercials I don't know how one of the dumbest misunderstandings of all time. So many things this movie didn't need to be made the plot is so paper thin. There's so many things that render the point of this movie completely. Moot. She belongs in the town she belongs to mark Lucas, they're both giving it performances. I felt like brick dior says wardrobe I never talk about Wardrobe I've felt like she was running for president like. She was in these power suits with bright red or blue like I just it none of it really felt right to me I do like Martin Lucas by and large I just. Just, not not a good movie in fact, Baden three for Christmas. In July for me Christmas reindeer, Lodge Matchmaker Santa this movie all bottom throughout the. Hey let's talk about our feels are Christmas feels. Show talk about what he gave us. Any sort of short of feels minefields panda. Some great you're nailing it. The tree lighting at the end is. Great like of the tree lightings normally I don't get a ton of feels from tree lightings or find. You've seen one the first one that I are massive tree though but it's Matt this tree. I don't think there's a sort of CGI on this like I. Don't know it looks really it looks real and it is majestic. Yeah. And if that is in fact, true. propsed a hallmark because anything involving the decoration of that tree just the tree in general it's a great tree. It's great. I feel they almost built the movie around that scene. and. I can't blame you. That is to me of it's the best tree lighting. That is the best Christmas if that's a real Christmas tree, which I assume it is because homework doesn't do digital that. Well, that's the best Christmas tree and a hallmark movie. Close. Okay betrays fantastic. You know I'm a sucker for good dads. Menial Dad has a great I love this dad loved. He loved the Carnegie loves the Cardi B.'S Cardi. Jeeze. If you will big fan of the car and this data at one point, he's having a conversation with a sign about love and all that. and he says love is worth losing just to have it and it's beautiful line. It's true and I thought he delivered it really good really well, and I just I love the data together. But that whole scene put a stamp on of approval for me on that day like I loved him and then he said that he was like this guy is great. I. Don't see him in many like he should be more movies. Yeah. I kinda. Reminded me of Robin Thomas a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I wrote down the line love is worth losing to have had it and I saw that is easily my fields because it's true. You have to be vulnerable and all that good stuff and for him to give that line and deliver it in such a great sage wisdom way is wonderful. I was a big fan of that line big fan him hey, guys even if tomorrow. We lost this whole thing young came in store podcast. It was worth hot cast pirate. It was worth. It was worth. It done this with. Going to it's going to be tough because we're GONNA need a knee jobs. Yeah. But it is still it was still worth mostly you know what I need it. Okay I got him. Hey. We're GONNA get to the way before we to take one more quick break when we were. Tailor made by a nose. It's tailor made. What that will I this did he say by knows it really was? Purchase, watching like some dog racing or something. Yeah. A dog name Taylor. May tailor-made, and here's the deal he so fast so fast but you didn't see it coming. OPPENHEIMER ALMOST ONE By knows. Thank you for meeting it right afterwards though no, I didn't want to destroy. You tried to time it perfectly in this world that we're in currently paying during break. Is like I gotta get some dog race. You have money on not mistaking. Yet. You came in this morning cigar in your mouth. Wash. Field. tailor-made boy. Just like that, Taylor whenever you gamble you get like. Old Gangster. Boys. Did, you see tailor-made favorites. Control. down. At the track recipes to reach. US. What you set out of control in a regis voice I didn't hear the redesign hear. Cute sudden. You're going to try to tell me hold on. You're GonNa try to tell me. That you were doing your very. Free, to throw the boss those perfect. I didn't hear it. I have heard your redesign pressured over the years no less than a thousand times I know anywhere. Near. Didn't see it coming. You didn't hear it in your final answer. Phone a friend on standard I hear. He heard. Guess. I. Heard Tyler made by a no. It's time for the way what part of the show for those that are still with us. Tally the. Famous. Lewis. So. There's short just. Say, he's. They don't. Her job. She renders completely meaningless by the very act of days before the tree going up and she has elaborate numerous times. My job is super important. And she just is waiting this one out if her job is so important, she has aids going to check out that tree. She has people going like either staffers those kind of things. I said. Going to check out the tree she has staffers looking into this and so. Why see now that I'm not We try that again. The next play? She is. She. Didn't hear. It. She's going to check out the Trish for. and. So her job, very like I just don't understand what the point of job is and at that point I I'm just I'm not completely sure what's happening there. The other thing I'm confused about and that she drops near the end of this movie is she has had a backup the entire time the way you said properly is the backup tree. Tree. What? This is me during the movie. The back at tree it's good to go back. What is this whole movie? I. The conversation. This is how the movie should go like the tree. Can I have the tree care have the tree? Go Dream Days, like I do not when she drops that line I, don't or how about this one this trees got a big gap in it. Oh what should we do? How about the backup tree? Roll credits the end there can't be a backup tree in this I is ridiculous I don't I don't understand. And I. Guess The the final thing is okay. So. The idea that you're going to. Film this tree in Chicago being lit up. The Radcliffe trees a real thing. Right artery is a real. Thank you. All right. Does that air all the way into Wisconsin? That's my question. I, mean. I it seems to me like cargoes not far from Wisconsin. Like I don't know to me that seemed like a little bit like obviously when we're here like. Are. The. New. York one get New York Rockefeller, but we don't get that televised live. Do we do we get? Yeah it's NBC. Okay, it's a national thing. I would assume the WGN probably like if you're in Wisconsin Wgn, you definitely get as a local trainer. Okay I'll buy that. All right we figure it up with. I do have a few things. If you don't mind my mind me get into the back to the nuts. How how does her phone take pictures because what she's doing when she's taken picture she's holding up and she's doing a full swipe to take pictures. A maybe there's a phone feature about where it just takes a little extra. To take pictures like the old swipe, right, take take a PIC situation. Joey uses the word of `NIGMA A lot. A lot of different ways and I just don't what is he thinking means is what I want know he's an. The news ticker at the bottom when they're watching the news about the TV the about the. Tree, being missing the news ticker says news news. That's where I get all my news news news. And then last but not least this town. Will Cheer. For anything any we get to the end of this movie and i Sam Watson and everyone. Cheers Sam saying it's got you could you came home from war? It was just working just came home. Okay. Came over. And they just keep shooting for various things and there was something that they didn't cheer for that I thought deserve to chair. Lots of weird. They just have different rules over in clause for for when and when not to cheer and I found a weird. Yeah. Just to put a finer point on this. If your entire job is to secure. Transport and light the Chicago Christmas tree every year and you can do that job ten days. You don't have a job. Correct. I don't know how much clearer I can make this. She doesn't do anything else. She makes it clear. She's been working all year towards this tree it goes down. There's ten days she finds the tree and then there's a backup tree you don't have a job i. that's not a real person job. It just isn't and speaking of the tree that was the real tree that picture on the IPAD that they show cool and people there is glitter early it was photo shopped like here's a big gap missing in the tree already would never hang in the middle of Chicago it what it, but I have a lot more questions about the entire organization because they operate out of a high rise skyscraper. In Chicago they're one of the top floors and she calls and goes look you better get over here because corporate is here. Where is corporate normally? What what are they doing? Are they operating in some very high class high tier skyscraper that's middle-management. That's where corporate would be all the time like for for Radcliffe to just now descend down to that giant skyscraper and go hey, you don't get this right you're fired from the one thing you gotTa do all your it doesn't make any sense to me Sam. Says his parents met thirty nine years ago, which is very hard for me to believe because more Lucas at least forty Fox. There's no way around this dude is at least forty five. There's no as parents met only thirty nine years ago pick a better number. Her assistant says, how come these trips never take us to Paris or London? Because you're getting a Christmas tree. I can help you. You're getting a Christmas tree not exactly a hotbed for transporting a Christmas Tree Chicago in Paris. Across the Atlantic to get. Never get to go on vacation and call it work Arno. Dummy dumb dumb dumb. Does no one stay at this end. They call it in there is nary a guest to be found known. Is there one staying the night? No cars nobody's booking anything they just call it an in, but it's their home. It doesn't make any sense at all those are wait what's Good Ones Buddy. Good one. Hey, let's get to the what the homework is. The part of the show where we wonder what could be would maybe happen give some clarity to the questions that we still have. Panda. For me I just have to know more about the rotation system of setting up the Christmas festival. He says, we do it on rotation now. I don't. I don't I don't know what that means first of all. If you have a festival that attracts. A massive amount of people this isn't something we're like, is it that it's murals turnover on second street to go set up like I don't understand what's happening here legitimate question because if I'm living in this town across, I, can tell you for a fact, I will pay money to non. Do that for sure. So like can I get out of this by donate? To like is this like? Are you like forced into like I just WanNa know how because it seemed like he was forced to he didn't WanNa be there I imagine a hunger games situation where they're just choosing people as tribute to decorate the. Clause cannot have a decorated town gotta get to it I just wanted to get. There you know and this might have been explained there's a chance and I just missed it. But if it did steal me I I'd be happy to know There is a presentation. at a festival where we're children bring up res Yep and just hang them all and that's it and I didn't I didn't know why and I didn't know what the deal was with it and how it came to be. Those are all questions that I want to know about the drop off. So they could let me know that'd be great. So more Lucas's ex wife is a monster, right? Yes she gets one line about the divorce and this woman is not around for Christmas with her kid I just WanNa know how they justify that at all. They can't. There's no way to she's a terrible person and I want to know a little bit more about her and maybe see if she has a legitimate reason or excuse. That's got. Let's zoom in here. So man and Yeltsin's. Mohammed. Zamzam. himself. And sometimes the to know, hey, guys, it is time for a attrition around here. And it's coming up it's coming. It's coming, right okay. I'm going to buy you just a little bit of time. Arrive a reminder to join jam plus buyers Shirley's popcorn you have until the thirty first, pick it up deck July twenty twenty to get your ten percent off. You're not going to regret it. Trust me. It's worth. It's big thanks to Shirley's for for for partnering with US During Christian? All right. It's time. Do we got the deckers of the week or Mary Fig and Seth Martin Mary Figgins sess Morton's Yeah Marian. Seth. Guys doing some cutting edge stuff and TV right now. Really excited about show coming up it's imposed production right now seen a couple of episodes. It's big fan of it. They get some people who are former lawyers who fallen on rough times they've been kicked out. disbarred they've been disbarred. And they sing. Write poetry and it's it's just a great show about it it. It's called D. disbarred barreds. How about just disbarred 's. No? No No. No. That doesn't make any sense. So. It's disbarred barreds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To make sure everyone gets the PUN. I. I don't know what what you were talking. I love a Pun Dan I do so is this a nationally televised? Absolutely Yeah we're what channels can I find disbarred. Channel Four seven and thirteen, all three of them. That's Indian. So seventy two here that's-that's here. So no matter where you are. Channels four at seven, hundred and thirteen. Now, what happens if you live in one of those cities or have a cable provider or whatever that they don't have those numbers? Well you're going to have a little bit of trump okay because you can't get it. So on four they a third now hear me out disbarred boards is figured out a way to bypass. Basic Television intendant a and just say, Hey, no matter what Shayna it is if it's NBC ABC, doesn't matter four seven and surtee thirteen just so happen to be the three affiliates in Greenville. Clear interesting. You could have said any what about twenty one? Twenty, one, twenty, one, no. No don't be you're making a mockery or something that says democracy this show when it starts, they just come out and they sing and do poetry game shows like the voice or is it just like here's Jerry? He's disbarred for being illegally on ethical and now here's a song. Yeah. No, and it's great I mean some of it's really. Stick. Around and come back I'm you can. You can if not here here's where the stakes get amped up and this is why I think you're in. Okay. Okay. Are you ready their license? I'm all in. I'm all in now for sure any kids in the show? Anyway So if if so let me just right if somebody does something unethical in the courtroom. Part there second chance they're saving grace is a singing slash poetry cooperation on channels four, seven, thirteen sport boards. The state that they're in has to reissue lambs license and. All. Law. Across the country has agreed to this. The creators of couple holdout states interesting on Tanna they. Texas Toledo, understand the importance of the singing competition they don't, and they then so big old taxes a holdout. Does Show Still Air Oh one hundred percent. Yeah. Now there's an undercurrent. Dream is they watch not here yet one of these days. We did it that sounds is forty minutes. That is one of the better ones for the week. Thank disbarred boards it should be disbarred. I just WanNa be clear but aside from that I'm in Nice Work Seth and the other one. Yeah. Sounds, great. All right guys. We'll be back next week with a not Christmas movie. I hope that you come back. But if not, if Christmas is your jammies, Christmas will see in October it's fine. 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Top 5 Christmas songs

List Envy

56:01 min | 2 years ago

Top 5 Christmas songs

"Yeah just super super into that underlay. The sound of crackling fires. Hello and welcome to list envy. My name is Mark Stedman and this is the podcast where I collaborate with a guest guest and every week we build a top five list on a topic that they choose now. This week's topic is top five Christmas songs. So I'm going to warn you now. I am about to inject Tennessee's of hot buttered Christmas right up your ear canal so if you ready is all lawsuit by It's not all Christmas episodes this month. But of course there will be there will be more to come This was a lovely chat. So this is Myself and a douse right. Who runs the local music group Mosilili which is a Portmanteau of the place name Moseley and the instrument favored by the Manic Pixie? Dream Girl the UKULELE And it's a really fun Joyce occasion they gather every month and they sing and play the and that's it really. It's just fun joyous. And every Christmas they do a big Christmas single And date details are in the show notes if you are local to the area so thousand is a is a great big fan of Christmas and I am too so let's go straight into do it. They see downs on myself. Counting down the top five Christmas. I'm going to start by asking us. When does when this Christmas Staunton the Ryen household Christmas away starts exactly the same way from the moment that I hate slaves? Mary experts every soon as I hear his. That's the trick of Christmas. Sweet doesn't matter when the happens because obviously it's at as the goes it's like Anand Air Year now. It's just that event for me. That's when that's my mind terms Christmas. I'm which means you have very mono relatively quickly I'm ready to be only because also see. I love what we do with lately. Is Christmas song so bring ending of December but we tend to start with the same learning again from the end of November. So we have a full Christmas missing some but but slaves with the trigger for me for Christmas. Would we be playing well Magadan this year every day for Christmas astier. Did you really the radio and I got shops anymore so by the Internet. So He's actually not. I don't know when does that actually stop. Because I've just been listening to to it. I think it's from the first of December. I think it's from the festival up until Christmas Eve site for anyone acquainted while Magadan is is is a survival live guy. The idea is to avoid hearing the economical version so Are you yet. So let's Christmas. You have to. Whether you are in shop on the accident you just had it. That means you're out and so you could go all the way through to Christmas Eve from. Yeah I'm I I I made last year. I did about fifteen days the year before home. But I think we'll play is whether we consciously play. Yeah Yeah Eh. I was very consciously planning last year. I got up until maybe the twentieth twenty-first and go Done by podcast. It's a shame. Yeah because it needs you deliver in void listening to could solve our will but it is a shy reserved deliberately trying to avoid something you've been someone's made for just because why Manama Gadsden can be the Amtrak into a catchy word net or mine. Oh although we did get sued for did they get 'cause Who did accounts phone earlier without dummy insight site? I think it was it. Was He sued toward Michael Because it's uncalled sequence and roughly similar melody. I think it was tenuous Baugh. Aw I believe he sued in won't cynical secrets to the same sequence Yeah cosmo without you in Christmas. But it's really common good equals but yet freely common colds deepen czar especially that so yeah so it was. It was another one. I I I thought I'd have more questions about Christmas. Your you didn't strike me as someone who would really love Christmas really from me for my sunny disposition is position and Christmas is just the metric extrapolation my sunshine style. That's great but yeah no. I love Christmas. Because it's it's one of those things become a big event for us over the years and that's not the site that I have recently come into Christmas child I've had conception of and practicing Christmas. I was feeling and then I do the songs Psalms Christmas because they they say specific than US assery and and he's just a great thing that people will put their career site site. Look I'm going to shamelessly try and make some money. Yes will celebrate the birth of Jason. Yeah I reckon this within have quite different lists yes and usually I'm ready for battles. Yes absolutely absolutely. I think. Usually I'm naive. Who Comes in with sort of This is you know just like this whereas I am Canadian but sometimes I just like put then not always associated with the canonical Christmas. I think I might have the village this time with people like that Sunday. Okay more God you re now. Yeah well we'll see what are we. What are we start off with number one? What she thought? Oh yes as you please Tell tell us what is before us we have. We have a crack in you. I found in my cupboard which propably amounts expenses it. It sounds like why not expensive practice. Yeah obviously Siegel Bell and and my list of lightness yet. My twenty five page nece. You've checked it twice a frosty all. Oh that's that's beautiful. All right should do we. Yeah let's let's get pulling all right. Good Luck Oh. That didn't know snap. Well we'll most thank you. I'm with after. What did you all have barlow? Yeah that's what that is that's a that is a high quality quantity cracker. Do we have so. We've got hats. Have we got a joke matching sign. Oh thank you remember. They had facts cruel griffith. Okay what have we got what you get if you tainted santer with detective God Oh God show up numbs now. Why does In her fueled fought. Now God Santa Cruz. Okay I mean that's kind of the damage I am GonNa Rag on the Jug. I was coming down at detective. Punt name these clancy Yakuts 'cause they will say Serano framed Roger Rabbit that that would make good radio. Yasui ends it. Would we could do that in this thought of it right here. Full penalty Let's see that. That's going to get on a train of Cuban but let's think you've made Christmas. Merry Christmas feels good today. The good quality talk about this. Let's let's get mistake was number one has to be as already said slaves. Mary experts at Christmas songs. Put themselves into three recovery. It's no style jer yet. The description of the Christmas Day or event or some shameless emotion trigger andom. Slade is the perfect example of summing on Christmas Day. It's that little story than the lyrics. Just fantastic the act and even the the the special sort of used in the end of it of of a Royden four head you've been slade slade. And they all slight very very clever enough that so it's almost a triple main it some accounts. See the third you've got you slated new dead you go slave design your on a sly about nine. And and that was a period of music of of about nineteen seventy three to nine hundred seventy five where all the classic Christmas songs yet and I thing Mary xmas everybody and all say Miami just nineteen now Mary xmas. Everybody is a title not even in the Salt. No I'm Asia some title that doesn't actually contain what's from the so. Yeah he's a strange thing it is but yeah I guess so. Yeah Yeah just they could have called it so merry Christmas and that would have been fine because you do want to make sure that Christmas is in its eighth good. Seo Basically yeah this matter level to really liked the whole bit about it tells you the Olson's are the best now sort of this sort of thirty thirty or forty years later. Your grammy would be telling you those on so long as long. It's like slaves begun to eat itself. Yeah a rubber sleigh sleigh. Where do you sit on the Whites discover I pretty much just no I. I think I done getting angry. Okay Oh wow it's it's it was it's sort of one of these vanished rush things right. It's about fifteen years old maybe different mentally joyless. While you're doing your Christmas is Mr and they should bring that fundamental lack of joy to the cover and make a bit kinda melancholy an acoustic. It's an acoustic of And I think it's quite good. I'm not hurt but me like you said you don't sound like terrible and you you are within your rights to believe there now fighting on it. I think that's that's puffy finally But it some yeah. I'd say give younger. 'cause yeah well yes you bought. It's perfect he doesn't he didn't need anything to make not said people tash. I mean it wasn't done ounce of it wasn't commissioner release. It's one of those. Things ended up being ben released. I think might not even be. It might just be the radio play and Brady when with people who did but it was. It was funny because I am not no. That's fine but yeah definitely hold up. Maryam said as is the perfect Christmas. Some will there is a degree of melancholy. Men and Collier within my selections. And that's going to begin with my first one get what's coming become well. It's Greg like Christmas. This slow said they'll be peace. It just gets on May be interesting because that Christmas is probably keble. newsy clean trusting Christmas so it's really well constructed zone. Yeah it's quiet and it's got amidst the whole section of music that isn't Hayes from another patient music but it still works thoughts in Opole AIDS but The the lyrics the little story they sought me fairy story till I believed in the Israelites. My belief involved Christmas. I said that'd be peace on earth. Hallelujah Noel Be Heaven Oh hell in Christmas Week The Christmas we get deserve the almost GOTHAM ask. Apparently he ranked it as an antidote to the commercialization of Christmas but bizarrely in it seems to mine all of the principles of Christopher. He's like he fundamentally didn't achieve what he said it is it's a lovely Song Yasser didn't get to number one because by team rhapsody. I wait was it. Yeah because I know I think there's another one of my picks hit it was pipped dipped for. I think it might have been to power. But it's not as in nineteen seventy three seventy five Christmas classics era absolutely love. All right some Elton John's Chris. That's in my. That's my sort of substitution list. I like this. This was a late addition to east. I had another one that I dropped in the end adrift which I is a song about when we might talk but after I found that it was never released that so our nothing that undermine the credibility classics on but step into Christmas as possibly the most Shamlan Christie some evidence bowl. Hello I have to pick you up or not directly a wreck in Paul McCartney's Got Paul McCartney has some semblance of trying to relieve her. The children singing Elton John Song stocks to welcome to my crisis. I just have to write a song. This is my Christmas Omega Major League. I'd like to sing about all the things that you and I can say is not even committees to. Ah Yeah it's very matter. It's what it is. It's a dissertation or any kind of academic paper. Where you you set out you say this the thing I'm GonNa say say the thing and then you think of just said so? He's so writing Christmas. I'm looking academic piper. Yes he's acknowledged these Christmas. Some people will be happy about them. It's eight FRONTEX you buy. He's recode he would be happy about. It is but but it's all said that there's a so Elton belting which counts so but he's also got such dramatically strummed Acoustic Guitar. Nine this is just going the hook and they don't say I don and if you're familiar with the single release of it identity ticket childhood particular Alpena but it was a double a side with how who would be Turkey. Christmas which Hmo. He was buying the Christmas center and he will come from this. Yeah crooked I'm not not that these are the the W W wow it's claimed it's double hired by a just because there's something about that I've always these But technically the massively successful yeah and I think I feel like that's an effort that he would go to repay when his friend lady down the die and the single that he released was a double a side I think I was thinking that the song that he rerun for change the lyrics was the second and track because it was something about the way you look tonight was the age site and then this charity if you like charity. Single was the base the decision now. But he's doing things on these. I respect him for that. I guess so. I got no beef with Jomo on a note John Base. That's not no no masculine John Fan but they just about is under great video as well where he's all wrapped up in a note to Turkey's things unsa but it's it's a great great so radi strong powerful because it is it's lovely and Joe and joyful and There were certain songs. Does that make you feel so make you feel cozy or melancholic. And that just makes you feel joyful as as as does your first. So I've got these. Christmas is Christmas and then gene joyful also stepped onto my turn title. What is that makes the emissions free? So that's that's good to me very long time before I realized Because he's not a great nunziata now. I'm actually this is assumed I wasn't overly familiar with I. Think freight the seventeenth nineteen a complete Mr Bill the last five or six years. When I was looking for Christmas only associated? How come I've never heard this before? Yeah that was. That wasn't the Jingle Bell that was That was the sound of a of an errand. Cat Yeah yeah absolutely well you present off the waitresses and Christmas kiss the waitresses. Something Sir. I you've already leaving the answer folded about this It's a some with the story. It's a song that eight visit a sort of addictive quality. Someone is just thinking. Screw it. I'm just GonNa Guess Have Kentucky for one and I'll just sit in front of the TV whatever and then actually now. Everything's beautiful at the end. Because I met this guy that we've been We we keep missing each other for the last year and we just met on Christmas Eve again. the the the the whatever this has been crazy metoo. Oh wait did you forget. cranberries to and. Suddenly we laughed and I caught onto what was happening. The Christmas spirit brought this yet a very happy ending. I think I'm going that's right and it's a lovely story and it's but it's delivered in that sort of slightly not miserable but like not affect affect to remind online about it's not exactly the immediate concern who is woman bumps into a blank in unmeasurable yet the maintenance of the Christmas Carol Sort of having that moment when he then throws the window open onto the boy zoo boy down by the. You've go because he suddenly discovered the tweet meaning of Christmas. And it's not from the ball humbug. which is which is how? The song begins to Wishing everyone a happy Christmas on Julius will give his is is winning but it stops it has called up fantastic funk guitar date base. You think this is GonNa be Green Song. I'm he's five minutes thirty nick seconds. It's it there's no need great vehicles skill and the story is no interesting. It's I it just plots alone and it's a shame because it has that bright beginning when they sounds real potential but no ah right okay all right. That's fine. That's fine A. K. Pick my battles. We have There is a Democrat Of not having to make complained to anyone just yet. You do have the power veto if I were to stay. Dave have the power to veto something from being on the list. So if I really wanted to insist you would have the power to these one item but if you played it now. You wouldn't the veto anything in the future. Maybe I know what. I'm probably going to have to use my veto from 'cause all right. Well let's let's go to the break based on any discussion on Christmas yet. Last Christmas wine. Wow now. I can't say when Lin went into this podcast because it's amoebae by To include new bits some. I'm conscious of what we do for those who are playing Magadan and we have the power to grant people exception covering all right it. Okay tell me why. Why absence and this was the three categories of Christmas song yet? The Nostalgia Christmas event intonation trigger laugh about Las Christmas he fulfills the event. which sort of that Christmas party in convenes the things things of of Christmas parties and everything that goes along with them but he thrives in action trigger using Christmas? That's a black by thing love W it's it's not. It's not sort of a shameless in the same way to Elton. John's trying to make money but Jamie's in the way that he uses the event to Christmas to to put pressure on someone. I don't say what am I going to try and have some sort of them from logical bonds. Today's because you could just get into the seventeenth. Yeah and and I think last Christmas was defining Christmas Song of the O- abandoned. Yeah that was yeah. I was just in the infant better so a massive great big dodged I know now I think might be though now night because because when you sing. He's he's got bits where you get Rothley yet. Now it's it isn't by any stretch of imagination. Isn't it soapy. Yes yes Christmas. e-eh yeah but I mean like really bit to soccer in a bit too That I I like something with a bit more bite to and this is just floppy and just just sort of a destroyed I gave awe. Aw It's an embodiment of of aside the wholesome is the embodiment of A. Nobody's just that that sort of side subtracts story someone trying to maintain a relationship across a me-meeting Christmas unless it's it's just I love it. I love it. La Is the sadness of the Christmas party We know that well. Yeah Okay Roy Komo convenient I know sorry have fat. Now that's only fruit. Discourse we will find the true wins absolutely. It is a will note that of course because I'm an old went up not down. I did know down with an exclamation. Mark spends nine monmouth. Freedom in New York was are out. So this is this is my my concession to pretty There's some means a lot in the Houston listened to it with a group of people and was was in summer and it used to be played with two free pokes songs. Same time and it was just it was positive. Emmy that sort of question and it was just a thing and so it was one of those I felt like it came into my life fatty light. It wasn't sort of the real canonical cool chunks of might obsolete childhood but and you know we'll we'll we'll get we'll get some of the some of the politics out of the way I don't find shouting the F. Word in public to now be a particularly daring And so will we have to set aside the fact that it is unnecessarily mean That side it's again it's it's not not just melancholy but kind of Dow but the subject matter is I think I'm i. I like that and the hats. You'll find out now about what my Christmas is like based on Luzon toys the WELL YOU DISMISS WAM being takes out not yet but it's the it's the SACCHARIN nature of it. This is a bit more like were just a bit more greater. I you recognize your emotional attachments assault talk about how this Vito looks good. I can't show So said the list if you if you if you're convinced I'm going to put this on the list you can play you will veto called the On a one on that list. The the caveat to that as if I if you WANNA play now that's absolutely fine. You will not be able to veto anything else okay. What I'll bet? I might fairytale of New York. It's just a terrible so it's Yeah there's some sort of semblance of a story. I don't really think he even Christmas in one of the things that really bothers me about a song of being written They add that Christmas endelman. thoat trying attach trying trying to a time of year. Seventy not to be a tweet seventeen. I think that's one of the things that I've checked. There is the variously spreading tendency to recognize. Someone's been Christmas songs just because Christmas. The hut problems eight east seventeen Song Naveh claim to be Christmas so means it's a song about the suicide we brought them. I think it's cost Scott sort of That will dressed up in. That's that's quite interesting thing. I did not dressed up in massive pockets. It snowing inside and they're all church bells. Yeah but this Chelsea year round covering good like two or three months of the year every could be snowing. That's that is accidentally approximate Christmas. But then you have. Things like stopped covering have no relevance to Christmas apart from one line in their fairytale tell you. He's a big part. I think the Christmas element was added. An I don't dislike just because the number of reasons I'm curious just because I think it is objectively not a bad song. It's the it's got a really. It's a few different melodies entities. You've called like for a ballot it's a it's an example of very few ballot. The kicking like it has a very kicks in which you don't care for but Eh with that with that that Last puzzle type thing. Okay as the subject. I'm mm-hmm the Christmas just seems to bring everybody together. I realize of all it's my case because that's what what a really should do. But it Sir yes not somebody like actual okay. Well let's I want us nothing. Okay Oh no no no you Komo. If you WANNA play you've gotta play now it did. He's a speak now will forever etc to really dislike them. But because thank you gotta take any kind of an argument against it. I don't feel justified in vetoing. Okay all right. I think you'll be too offended by but might next takes time. What do we get your number four Mariah Carey? Christmas lovely lovely. I argued with any of these massively apart from them. But they're not on my on my list but I've got enough some snow objections to them. It's a it's a it's a lovely song Y This above of Just because we it begins wave. Mariah's Mugabe Mariah distinct wobbling nonsense but then that chunk chunk kapanen comes anything now. Now we got us out and again this is. The perfect is improving invention trigger so mm-hmm she wants to use Santa trying to bring her man who possibly has been dressed enough. She doesn't even bother with the trappings of Christmas. She's not in a tray. Trey up she's not putting a stocking up. She doesn't toys Christmas my brain but yes Jean. J. Just won't this is finalised. Holy which is a little bit creepy but I think the way she wraps it up is I think it's it's a great song and it's a processing Lonzo so is it is An is it's it's one of the very simple recalled progression songs that some twenty three Colton him really. It's not about the because that's when you get into all night search like that's where it starts to get it's got some distinct elements to it. Which makes them much more interesting? Some yet and it interesting is one of one of the songs of the MOM. The few Christmas songs modern age which of of actually sort of succeeded in making itself into mainstream culture because the success of the Christmas song recently not not being that great. No I I hate to be this guy. Can we count some. That's well over twenty years old as being the modern era now nineteen ninety-four so yeah no. It's well driven over the MOPE Nyanda. He's seventy six now. Yeah I think that's the number of mobile Christmas songs is is is really remote few. Now you've got you've got Milwaukee for me On on on these are carrying out the deployment of Markarian. I'm now I think I think that's a good choice to south. She is not it well more palatable but all right yeah well no fool coming. It's almost a little bit more traditional just because it's kind of cruel valid and it's Johnny Mathis When a child is born in home and I and that's interesting because in the first one that really has a nod to actual actually And Yeah I tend not to go live energies. Oh Jesus type songs. Christianity has undermined the message. Christmas amendment rights spoilt if anything Yeah and I'm I'm interested to To note of students from research to help me sort of Remember some of the songs that memory and a Not the Chris Dubois. uh-huh never came because he could have proper like low. Jesus Christmas He has drearily Patchy Patchy Crazy Song about a placement at that originally had been on my list in the listen to in more recently and I thought no that is just too crazy yeah. I'm far enough. Well I should talk about the song It's IT'S A it's it's a beautifully simple melody. It's if you've got that kind of voice a bit of base tentative voice. It's nice to be able to say It plays piano. And if you WANNA go oh down the road you can do the adult because the world is waiting you know you did the Middleweight which we don't get in some very often offer now. It was very much the equivalent of the modern day rap break And it's it's just it's lovely. It's it's a warm and unpleasant unlike yes I like it. It's a it's not even on my list but it is. It is is a song that I could not have lab childhood memories of Doug No wiring because Christmas of riot but but he's also we do play Golf Qua. Non are in but you can really get behind a good song and I think is appropriate within auto racing equipped taping elites handsome together. There should be a little bit but not too brought. His hate did so say family. Yeah absolutely February to the latter. What's what's what's funnel funding will catch the Marietta's everybody's is probably perfect Christmas mm-hmm but I have a caveat to that and that this one which if north the perfect Christmas song is possibly the perfect pops up? That's no refenced because we all knowledge that late goggles Batmans eats the puck puzzle but they decided to bring the man these Christmas Pot. Don't one by the weather girls down. Thank yeah the finest finest thing goes. I don't think I'm familiar with this one. You how could you well to be fair. It didn't even chart which which I think to be only crime again. Use a song against Megyn all. It's pretty because obviously these follow on from radio. It is the same song. Secre Veasley the they'd been subject to a meteorological phenomenon of the brought men to them. And you know that Langley ladies want to repeat that have some agency by asking Santa to bring them a match. Oh businessman I think we need to stress. Okay is it important with these tool doc Strongly about the type of mine they want because they got very specific needs keep home. Oh Okay it's not just businessmen right. Why Wo- a businessman capable deep of all because you've got to note the fires out the chimneys Clayton? This girl's haunt he's open on. It don't mean a thing It's also. It has references to miss the safe from the shaven Could Christmas By this is amazing songs for so many elements to an employer so anybody. Who's listening to this the fast and you need to do fire up youtube? Just see the video video is just one of the most all some things thanks have made. Wow okay well. It's not going to get on the list but it's but I can't hold if opinion via Wow my final is a SA- cover You can see rituals fine for me and we can have the discussion about this. But I'm tired of this. Is Tom Jones of catch my Hughes. It's called outside aside Janis. Okay I really. I think it's great. I think to cover. I think he's got bike to pass now to it's not strictly it doesn't strictly reference Christmas But absolutely he speaks of winter he speaks off a little bit a booze and People getting together and A. It's one of those light die hard that we've decided ladies of Christmas if not necessarily about Christmas and I think So yeah the discussion. It's like it's been fashionable over the last couple of years to you. Want to try and read into the lyrics to triumvirate on twenty six eight Plus why Amex it's an average because We like if you actually just listen to this on you understand NATO good natured And the guy for the cover on the original it is so much more life joy In the cover That's that's fun and kind of essential huma and the the the joy is much more involved than the original which is just the big stage and that is sort of imminent MENA by That both the both a couple of wealth people having good welcome and and you know an ear. You've got some under this lady fees and it's just lovely and it's fun and it just yet and it's a it's could you can raise Saint Joe's well rather than the original which again is just another Mellon. Lula da I think I genuinely forgotten evening existed before for you mentioned that. It's not not over. The Tom Jones was his reload album. So let's yeah. He's about ninety ninety eight maybe three hundred albums around and he liked the Atari. I was the element about Tom. Jack show he recruited album of jets with lots of you've popular today about three years before the album came out so badly ladies The Manic Street preachers. I think my third Spice Ice Age twelve is Robbie Williams awful. Because it's like a you anytime. I'm ready Robert. It walk it all now. I want but it's really good on that on a little story about how Tom Jones was supposed to record. Write back within a he ladies and a problem with his voice Soviet Judaism voices fucked amid left and so they basically did the recording remotely so he did all his bits and then by making ladies do don't let onto and it comes out right well but yet to actually eh but anyway that was only to no no. That's fine that's fine. That's fine. You need but they get us mine. That's my phone. That's an interesting one. Dan Yeah Radi on this show because the original Yeah I'll remember him really sort of making that sort of cover. It is not a song that particular this this whole generation of those older Christmas songs and Buy Jingle Bell Rock the time which is fifty two zero one particular of yeah. He's wonderful. Time of the year bombastic bakes film. MM Some adopt. He's down my listen. You know it's very much to cover because yeah I I don't have a lot of times the crooning neither of done the big boy. Now that he's good object check to beautiful gets about bad yet of of the. Let's let's move into some honorable. Mentions before we before we try and tell you Running the Christmas tree time. Neither Brenda Cow. Aversion all the Mannequin version. Now I've got an option had because I do enjoy them at the melon mail the mail and mile end of Also know it's was for some reason in my head. Melanie Mel and melon and Chris is is. What is what I hadn't been on ABC's came up? Yeah and I think I'm happy to head bunks but if I don't hey the Alan Version than I am in my head do tape. The Mouth Smith fits over the top of the original On asking people if they a bit more pumpkin pie or Ribeiro whatever I feel like a spat polygraph surrounded by breaks. All of that stuff like doing overlays beds. It was an odd thing wasn't it. We need to get comedians to sort of tight. Pollen rebels Comme defy we know what defy records. I'm glad that's a threat sort of your comic relief singles now. I think the last one that sort of trying mind any kind of humor and it wasn't funny it was only in. The video was cool. Moss and Gareth Gates Spirit in the sky. Yeah really show who could malls or Gareth Gates are okay so that's fine. It's not unfold a couple more mine. Extent Christmasy my honorable mentions and indulge a deeply. Es which are the people will know do do it. It didn't the Michael via I had. I had many years working in but Christmas. Well that was pretty well and surprisingly I think love that. So that's there's some quality in that yet. Is Christmas awesome. We'll its own all of the canonical like Chris Adams And I mean Jubilo made something I indulge Sort of intouch in touch on means but Tom and finally Two thousand miles of the pretenders. He added a lot of tenders. And that's Any any any on your list of. Oh yeah the one that I really wanted to put in them realize that it just it was. I don't know him released but one of the very good modern Christmas songs CEOS puppies off forever. I don't think it has the message. Christmas near has a message to the you'd probably keep dog longer than Christmas It's just a joyful. Netflix Song that The woman Mary of yet classics Showcase Seventy both. Dylan's must be Santer Roy. Okay a gruff man. WHO's not the most cheerful moon would imagine? I'm not doing one of the greatest Christmas albums time. the yields. Everything's GonNa be cool this Christmas. Last Lay Gary Glitter's wrote Christmas Probably one of the Great Christmas so Seitz of Tom of made it there anymore. We can't and listening to it again. I think probably imprint interested in that. We haven't mentioned Christmas gift. Do any of the songs from Christmas gift. Va Phil Spector's. Oh No do yeah. I'm in an innocent Christmas song. Came from Phil Spector. Net create He's Christmas album. When WHOA WHOA classics on that to the point that I find it very difficult to any individual song out there but but that releasing seventies I think was the thing that made people realize? Oh aw week from megabits cash out. We haven't talked about sergeant Stevens Sort of made a career out Christmas albums yes no. He's to bulk doc. Set saw a pretty well my twenty four seven Christmas but it's difficult. I find it difficult to pull one particular stone. y'All tendency dates eight yeah. He's his commitment to Christmas. Absolutely any desire to Chris Medal for yes I would say the The the most honorable honorable mentions and we haven't mentioned wizard not happen. I really do think Matt is a is a cracking Christmas song. I didn't even list it. Because it was sort of. Yes sort of a given that we will recognize it. I I think it's great. I am interested in see my baby jive breath which with enough which is almost exactly the same song which I I am interested in a band light wizard? WHO At least slade? Because I kind of put the two together in these slade had the quite a few the songs. I think it's unfair. 'cause Roy Moore came out moved so I think he's he's sort of most mainstream work was been yet Ways was more of a passing sort of retirement plan. Okay a lockdown Roy. That Song Tom but I think it tends to come down to slide. We have wizard sites win. Yes absolutely not OK. Well we only you to to do the difficult task of them. Yes going back to our constituencies preparer making As this is the point. Union negotiations nations where they send out a sandwiches yet so here it is merry Christmas so this is Christmas. We didn't. We talked about the the song that begins so this is Christmas was known as Merry Christmas. War is over. I believe which is my mom's favorite and that never made it on the list but I suspect there's a lot that haven't made it on this that you think should be on the list but if you want to let me know what you think should be on the list then you can can't touch it and there's a myriad of ways to do so you can email list envy at G. Dot Com. You can tweet atmosphere party can Do do a facebook thing at the same address on Instagram at least and and Yeah come and Salo an yeah to let me know what you think. We missed the that we should have put on the list. Because it's as difficult. Go as you as you're about to find out But this was this was a lot of fun And as I alluded to at the beginning we'll do a couple of Christmas episodes and and I'll say this now well it's closer to this closer to the beginning of December than it is to the end of the year. I'm I'm get real for for for for for a brief minute and say that not. Everybody has like a wonderful Christmas. It's not an easy time for everybody buddy. And some people whether it's through loneliness or through the loss of of someone dates to them There's also two reasons why Christmas might be a bittersweet Tom or a melancholic time. We'll just a chip time. It's it's you know for this side of the Hemisphere. It's it's the dead of winter and and it's not the nicest brightest of of times for everyone and I don't count myself among among those people and so I kinda just want to say if that's the way you fail the no the people around you you might be surrounded by Glitz and gloss and Tinsel and you know I'm GonNa put my decorations up in a bit today And you might be surrounded by or that you might be forgiven for thinking that everybody feels like that and Yeah it's Christmas can can be can be hard for some and If it isn't hard for you then then just be bear friend and B be aware that some people might want to a hook or to come in have a drink or just escape the winter or whatever and so if you're feeling great this Christmas than maybe maybe if someone who were who could use a little bit if your time and company so that is my series message. There was no newsletter out last week because of things that happened she is I just I i. I can't remember what was doing last week but it was it took a weekend and and so I didn't get to to get the newsletter out but it will be out on Sunday so one is just gone out But there'll be another one next week and with that you get playlist stuff staff and extra old tidbits of things which you don't get in the podcast so You can sign up for the newsletter. Just go to then be dot com or check your iphone or your your other phones are available. Just look at your screen. The podcast APP. There's shown at section there that will have have a link to their newsletter. And it's some it's a it's a national group there were buildings so Come and join that and get some extra bits and that will just about do it. So let us get back into our final deliberations And I am pleased with that. We've that we've concocted together. Gather so number spoilers. Let's dive back in. This is myself and does right and our top five Christmas subs what I think. We nutrients like Oh. Yeah no absolutely agree on slate. And I'm happy to put that fatty list. I mean it was on a number one On we'll we'll see we'll see how it goes now combined list Put Very very happy with your case for all of the Christmas business. Yes I think. I think. That's a strong strong contender Fit for a number two at this point. I think I'M GONNA have to stop looking at my list demands Now you haven't had anything I've got to offer. I think I I am going to really make a push full greg. Okay I think the ones I'm Gonna I'm GonNa sort of really really make noise about Greg is this is the first. It's the first one I don't mine too much wear it goes. I'm happy for maybe a full okay. I'm I can live with Greg Lake. Yeah since compromise yet. That's that's that's what I think we should reward him the fact that he's filed. He's one of the Christmas I think since step into Christmas was also on my honorable. Mentions I'd like to put as number five postal tray you see the one that I want to back down on the weather goes. Yeah although it came in as my faith that was a copy and paste thera Bronfman the prioritization. Ever I would I would find again. I would even compromise very tight of your note because the weather does need to be recognized for their genius. Heard take take no now. I know I know I already know though. I don't need to have had it okay. The Christmas version and doesn't that's that's wonderful though is no no I can allow that and undertake the thing is. He's a reverse veto. No you see. This is the problem I think by my plan rules. I've left it too late. Transfer window is closed an icon veto. But I think I think we're GONNA have to say that if you're going to allow fairytale of New York wolk which I'm going to insist on big number three that we can put away the goals in the five. Okay Yeah No. I'm I'm happy with a K.. It's it's an it's another but had I can guarantee you an absolute guarantee you go away from this. You will watch the video and you will come back to me and say you okay. You brought this. This is amazing We'll give you the full taught once again Desanta Desanta bring me a man this Christmas yet. Part one they do we have. We heard potter. No come find no trace party. I think there was no room for improvement yet that they put it out on tailed six and a half minutes long really know but don't basics okay all right well in that case then at number five is designed to bringing the Humam This Christmas poem brackets Is Believing for Christmas by Greg. Lake number number three is fairytale of New York by the end customer number two auto Christmas. Is You Mariah Carey and the number one. Merry xmas everybody by slade. That popsy would you consent to this list. I do accept that we did it. And you know that could have been more contentious. It could be compromise. You have to go with your ball. Of course I mean it's just like an any family shoved Christmas gifts AOI say. Say and I've sort of looked each one of the gifts and gun might get the same felt is it's the joys in the giving speaking of Ajoy You on a founder member of Batman's Premier Ukulele based Music Extravaganza. I still lighthouses up a second best agai room from pregnant. Yeah and it's very bothering him to cite out as well Ten eight it's a group of like minded people make Prince Wales twice a month. The criteria worries. You have to have a Ukulele. He'd have to play. We play popular songs of the Daddy by Christmas a Christmas. We have a an annual get together where we invite people to come big of the prince way it was and we just say this. Is the subway gonNA play joining and Sabz and it's been an amazing experience for years now. With over. Three hundred people turned up. And it's just writers Peop- keep this whilst they just sing the song yet and pretty well actually old songs that are on this list on the power of our three hour marathon. This untraceable must not. Do you have a date yet of women's from Bay. Now okay. That's fine. I believe nineteen fifty seven. But I don't know all right. Well we will but I come to put this out so I will make inflation of Because will before then all of a sudden they which which is great because I would encourage my Contingent Business Mr come along. The it's one of the starts Christmas. Actually that fading when you will three hundred people banging out very tight you up to be on it it really is the do you think this is it. Yeah these this is fine. This is this is lovely well I failed a felt this much. Infamy quite frankly And this has been marvelous That's right thank you so much for twenty minutes.

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Chapter 6: The Trial of Holly the Human

Welcome to Tinsel Town - A Christmas Adventure

17:04 min | 3 years ago

Chapter 6: The Trial of Holly the Human

"Chapter since the trial of holly deep in the woods beyond sugar plum pond and the cherry laughter of tinseltown nestled deep in the mountains where everything lies in shadow states most terrifying building the gingerbread court. Now i know what you're thinking. How scary can a building made of gingerbread being but this is no ordinary place. This is the home of the seven most powerful and mysterious figures in all of christmas land now. No one likes to see their friends. Get in trouble dot at school not with their parents but boy when we learned that holly had been whisked away by the conductor had his army of nutcrackers we all had coal sized lumps in our throats. This was serious. We joined the steady stream of curious. christmas lands residents. Who were off to see what was happening. The queen watched helplessly from the castle. She may have been the highest power in tinseltown but the decisions made by the council while they were out of her hand upon reaching the court. A crowd was gathered outside waiting for the large chocolate doors to open. The snow had stopped up here too and the doors had a slight sheen them. They were starting to melt finally. They swung everyone's at the center of the hall. Set a ring of seven snowmen in long scarlet and black robes christmas council the council recognizes one. The conductor ladies and gentlemen. I intend to prove that this human is guilty of first degree. Grinchey and has in fact attempted to ruin christmas conductor. You realize that is a very naughty crime to accuse someone of i do your honor and you haul either human. How do you plead all. They couldn't even look the snowman in the eye. She'd tried to do good during her time here in christmas land but even she had to admit that things had been going wrong ever since she arrived. Your honor i plead not not not not she innocent to defend you sure. Of course. I know this isn't your fault. Besides friends four. Thanks cornelius. you're on her honors. I'm sorry is my first time. I are cornelis cool candidate. You've got this. My client did not come to tinseltown willingly. She was brought here by powerful magic beyond her control and she has done nothing. Nothing but try to make the best of it since she got here now. Sure some things have changed since she got here but not for the worse she has been trying her absolute hardest to help. Everybody know she wasn't helping anyone. Christmas is about tradition. She is breaking all of our customs. She broke the archway and not only that she has been spouting nonsense about the christmas star. The christmas star was literally air. When you're arrest she most certainly was not. I did not see a single glowing gaseous orb at that party while does walk around baseball fire all the time. Oh is that so well. If that is true that where is she now. That's what i thought. Citizens of christmas. Land the snow has stopped. Tinseltown is melting rapidly and our estimates show in a few hours. Christmas land will cease to exist if you wish to save it. I implore you using our magic hour. Deep christmas magic. Throw this girl out of christmas line anyway. To go home and see my letter may finish and for bid her from observing christmas ever again. Overruled conductor news is highly unusual. You understand that. This christmas magic. That has not been used since well. I don't think we've ever used it. Well this is a special case. Holy has not only been ruining the christmas spirit here but in her world as well. I i am now. Reading directly from the center archives h five holy caused our whole school to be evacuated while trying out her formula for homemade snow during a christmas pageant. I saw it online and it worked. It was just green and smelled like toes h six. Holly convinced her little brother that he was allergic to candy so that she could keep it all for herself. Oh that was just a harmless prank. And i shared my candy within the very next day. Age eight this very year holidays. Christmas list is three pages long and holy. It covers most of your fridge at home. Haven't you ever heard that it is better to give than to receive. Okay you got me on that one. But i can explain this objection. What is the meaning of this. What does this evidence prove about. My client your honor if if i may now sure so. Many examples raised by the conductor. May cast holly in an undesirable light. I get it i understand. But don't they also show her enthusiasm for christmas your honors. We all make mistakes. Who can't they haven't tried to make their own snow for christmas. But a christmas list spanning three pages all that says to me is that my client holy is deeply passionate about christmas devoted even to celebrating christmas and what it represents what we are supposed to represent. Shall we quickly just review the list. A new sled for my brother. I accidentally broke his hoops. A new see-saw from my school's playground because ours is all rusty and the other kids won't play on it a new hat for my dad. His favorite one got caught in the car door and unraveled. And it goes on and on for pages like this to these sound like the requests of someone on the naughty list. Oh that's just for show. Holly is nothing but a naughty. Christmas ruin her and i asked the council to ban her from celebrating christmas and all christmases to come. This was difficult for cornelius. to hear. christmas was literally his life. He just couldn't let this innocent young girl living a life without it it was. It was inhumane. He looked from holly. The angry faces around the courtroom and back to the conductor. This is not what christmas is all about. Pardon me i said this is not what christmas is all about. Banning people creating angry mobs bringing innocent visitors of tinseltown before the christmas council. Do you know what the purpose of the nice and naughty list is of course. It's to list which children are knotty. And which ones are nice. No i draw your attention to section two in santa's christmas code the naughty and nice list his to be used only encourage children to aspire to be nice and should never been used to scare the nice into thinking that they are in fact being naughty anything less is not in the spirit of christmas. So tell me conductor honestly. Do you think what you're doing is in the spirit of christmas yes. I can't agree with you. That if you are going to ban holy from tinseltown and from celebrating christmas then you're you're going to bed me too. Because i'm going with her cornelius. No you don't have to do this. Yes yes i do if this is what it's come to if this is christmas lent if this if this is what christmas is about then i'm i guess i'm done i'm done. I'd rather have no part in christmas at all. You'd really come with me. Of course it's what friends do. The council sent everyone outside. Is they considered cornelius proposal. It was always sad to see a resident of christmas land. Leave but if it would bring an end to the christmas panic that the conductor had started the council might see it as a good solution. Any minutes later the chocolate doors opened and we all entered. The silence in the room was eerie. Finally one of the snowman spoke up. The council is made that decision from this day forward. Polly and cornelius will be banned from christmas land and from celebrating christmas until the end of time. If either takes pot in any festivities merrymaking they will be turned into coal. The nutcracker soldiers shackled the and cornelis together with an unbreakable ribbon and marched them out of gingerbread court and back to town all the way back to the archway or the queen was waiting. It was snowing inside the archway again faintly but it was snowing. Well i guess this will give me a chance to invent my own holiday. Miss christmas though there there will be other things in life for you your parents and that brother i keep hearing about and cornelius will be with you. You take good care of her. You old candy cane you. I will all right holly coming through hand. If you didn't think i'd just let them go did you. You see as soon as the council announced their verdict had become hatching upside. I have a solution. Possibly if i'm wrong you can send holy wait just just like you want but please give me a chance. No this will our problem for good. And what if it doesn't conductor you become so blinded that you have not even paused to consider that you may be wrong and who pays for that mistake remington. you have until nightfall. I can hold off the council until then but after that. I'm afraid they'll need to make good on this sentence. Thank you your majesty. Hold them off as long as you can. Hopefully this takes you long. We have a little bit of our own christmas magic. Now thank you so much for listening to welcome tinseltown. The story doesn't end here though. Continue on to the next episode. To find out what's in store tinsel tonens thank you so much for tuning in to get a little sentimental. We've worked very hard on this series. We really hope we brought a little bit of joy to your holiday season. So if you liked what you heard. If a little bit of that christmas magic it would mean the world to us if you share this podcast with a friend or family member. Just let them know we exist. And you'll make our christmas. We want to make a second season and you can help us make that happen by spreading the word you can also leave a serve you on apple podcasts or pod chaser and follow us on facebook twitter and instagram at. Hey tinseltown merry christmas to all and to all a good night. Welcomed tinseltown is a triangle content production. Our executive producer is dave tiny. We were written and directed by adam gunung and genencor with music and audio production by adam gunung our cast includes genencor adam gunung alex review cherise. Lebron jami shell clich cure his own anna blizzard and jake nor with additional voices by dave tiny daniel anan philip paul and wayne nor alex review was script editor with additional writing by dave connie and additional music by. Ken miller special. Thanks to dorothy kenny. Wayne and susan. Nor and adam raimonda frolic vein acton tinsel tonens at guy here this episode is brought to you by audible. Audible is celebrating this holiday season by giving listeners of welcomed tinseltown a free audiobook audible has over one hundred and eighty thousand audiobooks to choose from. Because you clearly love christmas. And i do too. I recommend classics of childhood volume three. It's a collection of all kinds of christmas stories. Read by celebrity narrators. And it's fantastic just had to audible trial dot com slash tinseltown and sign up for a free thirty day trial to get your free audiobook. There's no obligation. You can cancel it any time and the book is yours to keep if you're under thirteen. Ask a parent or guardian to help. Support the show and get a free audiobook at audible. Trial dot com slash tinseltown tinsel tones. You love welcome to tinseltown and now you can show it head to the website tinseltown dot show slash store and browse awesome welcome to tinseltown apparel and merchandise including shirts blankets and more get your welcome to tinseltown gear today supports a show makes a great gift or stocking. Stuffer this christmas. And if you're under thirteen ask appear a garden help out again. That's tinseltown dot show slash store.

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O Christmas Tree

Power Principles Podcast with Maleah Warner

14:33 min | 1 year ago

O Christmas Tree

"Hi this is me Warner. Welcome power principles. The podcast episode forty nine the story of my Christmas tree. Hi everyone it is Christmas week. Merry Christmas happy holidays. I send you juillet and warm wishes. Che's for whatever it is. You are celebrating this season for my third gift of Christmas for you. I wanted this week to give you a Christmas story. I love Christmas stories. Not necessarily a power principle in this story. Although I think that there are some subtle principles is in there may be a principal about pro Galilee or gifts of the universe or something. I will let you find your own principles or just laugh and enjoy. I told this story last Christmas twenty eighteen as kind of a test episode when I was just hadn't even launched the podcast yet it was. I was launching launching in January. And so this was kind of a test all of the equipment and the recording and the website and the podcast host and everything so some of view may have heard the story last year but there were a many fewer people listening last year than this year so I wanted to share it with the larger audience the ants and it's such a fun story that I think it merits its own episode number so I present episode forty nine the story of my a free Christmas tree. The following is a true story in in writing we call that nonfiction. Although the tree and the story was greatly embellished the facts have not been it is absolutely one hundred percent true. My husband and I got married. In August of nineteen ninety seven we moved to Logan Utah. Utah so I could finish my last at the time. It was quarters not semester so I could finish my last quarter of school at Utah State before graduating. We you were poor. You know that kind of freshly wedded tuition pain diploma. Earning employment seeking future awaiting kind of poor pour that sunny December afternoon. I laid my last college final on my professors desk. A blue essay book overfilled with rapidly scribbled scribbled responses to essay questions. Like what role did the head of the United States. CIA play in the downfall of the Guatemalan economic system. If I passed this final final I would walk across the stage next June among a sea of fellow graduates reaching out my hands to receive my congratulations and my double and equally a useless degrees in liberal arts and political science. I exited the humanities building and entered the student center. The TAGGART's student center. I I planned to visit the display of the campus club Christmas tree decorating contest the December son poured through the gigantic skylights and bathed me with rays rays of my bright future and sunny holidays. Now that I had no papers no finals or any boring texts to read. I began to daydream about my upcoming first Christmas with my new husband. And that's when I remembered are bare. Newlywed apartment apartment are matrimonial union was a mere four months old and our sojourn in our married student. Housing would be brief. So what was the point really of buying a Christmas tree or spending money are rarest commodity on decorations that we would just Have to move the next day but still the thoughts of my Christmas list. Apartment made me sad. I'd spent my previous two christmases breaking dry baguettes in France with equally homesick companions in cold floored bare walled Christmas tree missionary apartments more than anything anything this year. I wanted a warm homey Christmas with all the trimmings. My melancholy deepened. As I passed the remains of what had had been the Christmas tree display. I had missed it. Pine needles scraps of Tinsels and a few remnants of broken ornaments. Dirty the floor. You know the kind of scene that gives you the biggest urge to plug in an industrial sized vacuum too busy cramming for finals. I haven't walked through the tree festival before I hadn't expected it to be gone so soon. I Hung my head filling a lot like Charlie Brown then in the far corner looking very castoff castoff and unwanted. I spied four naked Christmas trees. Let me interrupt the story here to explain that the universe and I have always had an unspoken in agreement I would never buy anything that wasn't free and the universe would provide me just enough opportunities to Mooch beg rummage or win the barest businesses of luxury. I'm not kidding in college. I was one of the few people to have a computer and actual computer in in the nineteen nineties in my apartment because I had one hit in our first year of marriage my husband and I had twenty seven inch light up remote control picture in picture colored television because I had one it seem though stripped trees lane lane. They're ready to be tossed out like garbage. I recognize the universe giving me an opportunity suddenly filled with Christmas optimism. I bounded bounded up the stairs to bother. I mean to knock on the door of the student body President Colm in. Hello Mr President Sir. There are some trees downstairs that look like maybe they've been sentenced to Christmas at the Logan Landfill. You see I'm married and poor and if they're just going to the trash I'd be happy to take one of them off your hands. Oh I see well Mrs Poran married or was it Mrs Mary and Poor Anyway We. We donated the decorated trees to the Salvation Army for needy local families however there was one tree that was too big to fit and our truck. And we don't know what to do with it. All all of us are ready to leave for the holidays. So basically if you can haul it away it's yours. Oh Oh yeah absolutely no problem I will just go get my newly. Wed semi-truck Just one thing. I didn't see any decorated trees down there or my committee left that tree by the back doors worse you'll recognize. It has white lights. I think it has some gold angels and I think some musical instruments violins and some trumpets and stuff on it. If if you can haul it away it's yours. Merry Christmas Mrs married skipping the stairs two at a time I raced to meet my new fully decorated and free Christmas tree. I rounded the corner and Holy Oxen and Wisemen Ladies and gentlemen. The tree came with four golden angels. Five violence six trumpets three French horns a dozen harps red globes golden apples golden pairs giant-sized bring flowers red ribbon. Gold Ribbon Live poinsettias holly. Berries live foilage seven strands of white lights to tree. Skirts and extension cord at tree stand and even water. I was in Christmas Tree Heaven. This was my Christmas tree. My husband was working at the local sears retail store and oh how I wanted to surprise him by finding a way to get this Christmas tree move down to our apartment and set up. I can just imagine him coming home to our apartment and me the victorious wife with a homemade dinner waiting on the table and an apartment field field with Christmas. Cheer all with zero impact on our bank account. It didn't matter that I had no feasible way of of getting the tree from the tagger student center to my married apartment. It didn't matter that my husband had our only car at work or that I had walked to campus. I would find a way I would carry that Christmas tree home on my back. All the way down the hill past the aggie football stadium. If I had to but I I had another idea. I resorted to to a strategy that had worked many times for me in the past. I took off my wedding ring slipped it in my pocket and began to flirt. Do you have a truck. Hey Do you happen to have a truck. I need to move a Christmas tree. Oh you don't okay. Well what about your friend is your friend track. No no truck. Even without the wedding ring the Aura of married and taken proved too strong my plan to surprise my husband didn't pan out. Though none of the college guys had a truck one was nice enough to give me a quarter and I found the pay phone and called my husband at work. I'll skip over over the details of trying to explain to my new husband who wasn't yet familiar with my contract with the universe and summarize and said by saying he rushed the college campus during his fifteen minute work break expecting to find an emergency instead. He found me waiting for him. Perfectly healthy now. How how we got the tree back to our apartment is another story entirely? Let me create a picture here. Imagine then my husband crouched deep into the trunk of our oldsmobile. Four door sedan. Straddling and clinging to to the prickly. Bark a biggie sized live blue spruce shouting slow down honey. We lost an angel polling into are designated apartment complex parking spot. We unloaded the tree unlocked. Our apartment wriggled the branches through the door replaced placed. The fallen angel plugged in the lights. Snap our fingers abracadabra folks instant Christmas staring staring awestruck at our stroke of good fortune. My husband said this is amazing. This is the most beautiful before Christmas tree I have ever seen and it was. I have never seen a tree. So artistically weekly so meticulously so elegantly decorated it looked like the poinsettias and the flowers I and the golden apples were growing right from the branches of the tree. It looked like every light bulb was a brother to the pinal. Next to it I have never before. Or since witnessed a Christmas tree created so imaginatively and with so much love and care and my husband been said of all of the clubs and organizations on the Utah State University campus which one decorated this tree. Well until that very day I hadn't even known this club existed on the US you campus in nine hundred ninety seven and even at that moment I wasn't one hundred hundred percent positive. What the club was the placard had simply said? US You rainbow or this. Christmas tree was the creative product of the GAY and Lesbian Club of Utah State University. I want to say Merry Christmas. And thank you to every member of the the. US You Rainbow Organisation who in nineteen ninety-seven so meticulously and carefully spent powers creating a gorgeous Christmas mystery for a family. They didn't even know they never knew who would be the recipient of their generosity. It's us the warrener's we love our tree. This holiday my husband tonight and our children drapes. The gold ribbons. We hung the heart the trumpets the violins. The angels we tied at the bows. Of course we don't have the original tree because it was a live tree. We have since purchased in artificial tree but to this day we use all of the same decorations and every year the Christmas season I look at the ornaments on the tree and it fills me with Christmas spirit and I think the strangers. I don't know who over twenty years ago gave their time money and talents and gave me a newly married college student a very full warm Christmas with all the trimmings. And that's why this the story of Mike Free Gay. Christmas tree is one of my favorite Christmas stories. Hope you enjoyed it. I wish you an all of your family of very more happy. Merry Christmas this is me Warner. Thank you for listening. I hope you enjoyed the Christmas story. Remember to go into itunes and leave a review for this podcast and go to Molina Warner Corner Dot Com and subscribe to receive my weekly Monday message a little short inspirational email every week in your inbox with the podcast included. And I will meet you back here next week for the final episode of the Twenty nineteen season. We will be talking about choosing a word rather van setting a new year's resolution. I will be sharing some of the words that I've chosen over the last couple of years. I look forward to seeing you next week. Have a wonderful holiday week by friends.

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Audio Vault - Christmas Song

How Many Podcast

34:42 min | 2 years ago

Audio Vault - Christmas Song

"ILLO and December a couple years ago guys sit down. I don't need to discuss the a couple of Christmas topics and since we're all bound recycling bits. We're going to release those a couple of days this week. So if you're not listened to these please enjoy if you have listened to him again and here's some classic audio from your friends. At how many. And by the way near Christmas happy Hanukkah Happy Kwanzaa and don't forget festivus. The holiday for the rest of his shooting around the moon shifted in the four doors. All of certain. Aw Thrive seven new. Aw Closes Donald You The how many how many how many Eddie. How many one two three four five six seven nine Pay Fast. Hey what did I get up to. So Hey hey every Christmas. This is Jesse Jackson. And we're here doing a very short episode of how many and our focuses time is not how many telling stories of our Christmas off. I will start my favorite Christmas song by far is Santa Claus is coming to town frown. Please come on for business intead Daddy teasha and Shaina. WHOA take a look? They do also And the reason why is growing up Janna down was the song they played on the Friday after Thanksgiving all the am Liam Roth stations. Given the Eagles lead to did a version of bringing the Charleston was version that it meant Christmas. was here your very traditional Christmas. Ol- older to like. When I think of Christmas songs I think of more Newark? Well I say newer but they're still like thirty years old but like I was never really in tune to like a lot of the older Christmas Song Long that you will normally here on the stations taken over are black Friday basically like Friday so so I like some of the newer stuff in the eighties. I don't yourself he's a okay. Yeah so I'm asking junior and call off Scotland uh-huh and Bob has a mile of the air. He has perito smile. Bob Do you WanNa tell us what happened at Taco Bell by the way housed curable so so in thinking about which song I always liked to listen to when it comes to Christmas there was no. That's too who knew actually There's two that come to mind. Immediately one is a song that none of you are probably familiar with because on the only person that enjoys rapid all of the four of us. But it's the run DMC said Hollis now I felt vaguely know that it's a really fun gavel song. I like that one. Yeah twenty seven to talk to a dog at the only woman hop on the fifth the talk the Santa Claus in the back and the other one which this is just the first print song is not the other one is one that probably everybody in. This room will think as power down and the band that did this song You could say was probably a one hit wonder. Although in my estimation they have three or four It it's an all female email band Bob. Would you like to take a guess. all-female settled close. Actually these are all good guests pay for what is this. There's that female that. Yes the Christmas wrapping song the waitresses so female under are they. Well the lead singer's good enough so they're only really big hit is always live would guys but they actually also did the square peg song us. Yes and this is their other song. Zones Manson it is my favorite. This year has been a busy. Thank God Aziza may would be amazing last year. Most interesting this number neverthe- time anyone has along those lines deck. Those halls does raise the cat spy. The album rounded square picks square pegs. So the Christmas wrapping song is actually tied with Christmas Song. Wasn't that the music to something else though and they had different learn. It's possible maybe they sampled it But every time I hear that I always get distinct vision of Christmas and presence. 'cause that's around my wheelhouse of being you know in that young when young teenager adolescent age so you like one song about wrapping and one song by rappers. Oh there's a rapid connection Russian and some response to more of them will be everything ties and everything to intertwined that's That's a really good one. So Scott while Bob five still slow I'll take turns later My Favorite I. I'm kind of the opposite. I like the the old stuff really stuff and I'm really a big fan of the crooner's kind of thing and so for me. The biggie is. I'll be home for Christmas. That one it really hits me and I think probably win. That one started to to actually be a favorite in one. I actually recognized the slate. Yeah that's it. Oddly enough was when I went away to college. Suddenly I was away from my family Patas. It was only forty five minutes in play and I remember walking across the campus that North Texas and the tower that that they had they start playing Christmas music. Right just after Thanksgiving is her playing Christmas music out of it and I remember walking across the campus and hearing that song it was a an instrumental version. But it's getting all weepy ahead. You that are my my first Couple years away. You know I wasn't doing so well in college than I did. Want to be there anymore and but at and how is when I first heard a hidden so really do like the songs somebody was over at my house not long ago and I had a stack of CDs by four foot highs stuck talking corner of our dead and she goes on no. Those are my Christmas albums cow. I hope for your fifty. Oh how can you jam in so many Christmas veneer collection like I don't know it just seems like it's a very limited. It's it's just it's beautiful collect in different artists as you know like I may have like fifteen twenty versions of that one song on different albums by different artists. What's your favorite or it's got to be a bing crosby Be Home for Christmas and you can ply on new the have snowline Vessel SMO- saved and the lively Snow Four. Oh they say being dean Andy Andy Ruins. I used to love move his Christmas specials. Yeah you know with the Osmond's would come on their own and I would just love watching those things and I still still kinda get the feel for those things. Yeah thinking about those being. Do you remember you got. I don't even know if they did this. Where you guys were all grown up but I know they they had a giveaway at the local firestone dealer where they gave like Christmas albums and there was all these different collections? firestone don't we man. My Dad used to play those over and over and all it was really all the good stuff like you're talking about almost firestone. LPN's wrapped present. What am I the CDs? You know. Stay in rotation. Is the original Christmas album mm-hmm and break compost in the teach. Auntie out I agree so little Saint Nick's not your cake. The News. Well I was gonNA say robot Santa. Aw things I think in it. Yeah I really I think. overhear them dog and mad dog. No seriously probably probably you know. I didn't even think of that like you stole her. I would have definitely said Oak. Hear them there was A. It was last year the year before there was a target commercial that had like It was a song very similar to robot Santa but it was called like Electronic Santa Claus laws that that was just a techno really heart beating electoral expand laws that I that I actually downloaded but at the MP three because it was so different. And I guess I'm just a traditionalist bucker. I don't like any of the novelty novel back like the traditional. You don't like The Bob and Doug McKenzie or Cheech and Chong Christmas songs they used to play a little cheeks often Often Doug McKenzie Christmas okay. Good days Christmas part of the album and you completed your Christmas parties Or to yourself on Christmas Eve. If there's nothing nothing else to do good day case you thought I wasn't on this part or guarantee you'd be on. This is our Christmas song case you. Don't you know what to get somebody for Christmas. There's lots of ideas in here. So listen and don't get stuck by the way that's me August. You Start on the first day address there. Don't Miss my me terrier and a beer thirty. They gave me three French. Toast two TURTLENECK and a beer important for me for pound back bakery French toast to turtlenecks and beer in a tree. You're fifty my gave me five. Fold to four on the back. They three French toast to. It'll turn and a beer tree. Excuse me to Ah Lord of Ood. They gave me back smoking or agreed to agree. It should just be Tuesdays Christmas. It's too hard a convict back to five the fears. Here's an okay. Twelve good day and Wilson Day twelve for the a a Eh our Christmas i. I don't even think of Christmas. The teacher chomping. I hear this as a Christmas but honestly I would probably go with the Vince. Gherardi like Christmas. Time is here any of that. Charlie Brown stuff. Yeah Yeah hello and if not that very specifically the Johnny Mathis version of sleigh ride. I enjoy that very much alleged even though Swiss cheese so no people as great is so great. I mean I've got probably three or four doc. This Christmas are nice. Those income goes like the birds were being. And let's say I wasn't saying to calm along. There's a birthday party at home. beat the Song we love to sing single. Snap at fire watch. There's a happy the thing and when they pass around the and it'll be like the career and these are the things we remember all these wonderful things are the things we remember all all those those wing. It's lovely weather together with and and I I love the Charlotte around personally that CD and it does feel like Christmas is another one that I I don't know why like it so much. But the pokes ferry Taylor New York I guess. Just because it's it's this whole epic kind of talking about you know two losers and they didn't and they they're trying to make it work and they don't and it's just Depose after in fall Sings with them. And she you know. She layer castaway. You know the So that's a just another favorite through lead singer has immaculate dental. We're here so so Just kind of keeping in tune with our category. I went ahead and pulled up the top ten best Christmas songs. According to some website Tompkins Jingle Bell Rock by Bob Holmes is listed as number one. That's a good one waiting for Christmas which I'm not familiar with all I want for Christmas. Is You Mariah Carey Song which For those who listened to the ticket Who Was it was Georgia Roger Craig. One of them went off on a rant about how much they hate that song. Because it's so overplayed and it's such a whip to listen to myself I don't really. We have a big problem with it. And Tonight Mike Carey in general. I don't really have a problem with now. I know what you can. Patrick Peoria Nicer talks doc bombs by a white Christmas silent night the Josh Grove Inversion. That's interesting Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Oh one that we routinely mimic when it comes to Bano and his section of it the do they know it's Christmas band aid song. I love that part. Also thank you at song actually. The couple of covered people covers the Mike. Just like it would definitely make my top five. You know what I probably would really list are more now that I I I forgot about earlier is borough is have Holly Holy Jones Jingle Bells on the list Another one that's kind of my wheelhouse another S. eighties. He's group last Christmas by Cam. Another really good. It was so Christmas. Chris Oh Chris McKinley that's he Number one of my bottom bottom five Christmas with the devils spinal tap. I've never never even heard this is tech some seedling. Now Just to touch more on this. Do you guys any like that. Trans Siberian Orchestra New and the versions Russians of Christmas. On he's now I kinda like it a little bit. It's just because it's different like I can't stand just the traditional same old same old old style Christmas music so all the hard rock had done it in so you on board with Mannheim Steamroller. Yeah that's pretty much the same thing. Hey I noticed Casino Mannheim Steamroller Trivia question. One of the people behind men Mannheim. Steamroller is the same guy. Who was to send convoy convoy? C W McCall doesn't enter. They were his backup band. Yeah they'll freeze and it's like two completely different gaps. I actually I got to spend some time talking Davis. WHO's the guy who was the head managed when he was? The drummer has put the band together. And he and bill freeze were friends in snow and bill like wrote these little songs and then in a chips. Like Olympus was do I'll get my band wooded and at the time that they weren't Manai. Steamroller it was just my band you know and these are doing and you know that. Whole the kitschy backup singers through the night but I mean that that stuff so work? I'm sure and he got really rich. The made I do not support his treatment of Bi level actresses. But Phil Spector's Christmas album is one of I really love. Is he the Weinstein of his. It's time now that is that is. Yeah so arising. Yeah so there's one on here that's not mention which is John and Yoko happy Christmas. I love the John Hart. I don't like the yeah. I would love to hear the yoke apart isolated. It's a visual classical automatic. Yes okay shape will have very much. I tend to like I Love David Bowie. Really be crosby Seattle German that I saw that on. TV The first actress. Yeah I can And going like this because I had never seen with David Bowie in that kind of style you know because Yep clammed up. Yeah and so. That's good like I said Darlene. Love you know I think her being on David Letterman every year. Using thank you you know S- good non fan of Merry Christmas baby whether it's Bruce does it or anyone you know. My Bruce is Santa Claus is coming to town Christmas. His Best Foggin nonplus against it doesn't affect me one way or the. Yeah there you go off like this. This nouns verbs like a rock song. That has Christmas It doesn't really have a Christmas field to Justin. Yeah well thanks guys. I appreciate this and we want to wish our listeners. A whole horror Lee wonderful uh-huh wonderful very happy at in here regardless giving short story Okay in College Vaca. This was after after George When I was dating my wife she lives in Houston? I lived up here. You know and so me and two or three of my buddies my roommate at the time and a couple other guys we got together and I don't know what processes were all sitting around in the dorm room tape recorder. You know one of the button the red we get one of those and we start doing Christmas carols like. Did you ever see the Saturday night. Live skit where they're doing like like the our world order of buffaloes counseling John Belushi up there and he's like Easter as I was listening. If you Christmas carols would go good King Wenceslas all-new the first first and we. We did an entire like forty five minutes cassette tape of songs Christmas songs. Exactly that way. You know we would sing until we didn't know the lyrics anymore more and just so it wasn't the S. and L. bed with Frankenstein and Tom Denote else ours. Frankenstein yes the other thing I loved is when they did the scenes the course beautiful songs or something. Yeah yeah I I think because of music rights that's not available like it's been yelled you can't see anywhere but would never be able to finish the song really no money money with sending the cassette my wife I now. Yeah but just a little disappointed just a Christmas. This was way before the days of online dating game. You're actually having to snail mail thing exactly. It is long uh-huh even. I didn't even realize that. That was Yoko Ono singing. Those goods just generic backup singers for for his for whatever Solo Band only worst Linda McCartney. We do wish you merry Christmas girl. She's still with US yes yeah. Yeah but John Absolutely So this is a MEDSPA junior. Speaking of John Lennon and Yoko Ono songs we do need to revisit at some point. The your favorite song nine song. That has that part that you love seeing over and over again or is it. What's the name of the song that has the number nine number nine? No no no no the other one. What's the other one that has the part where you go push it closes closes? That's number nine number nine dream the money eating on the air anymore and I'm at Lukewarm Tallboy on Twitter Funny Story Scott I actually have have a twitter user. I have to twitter. But we're GONNA go with more conservative one to APP. You did it just for the show is Scott underscore too so you can ignore your twitter just like I can't and I am at Jesse Jackson. DFW We do wish as you all a one soul irresponsible frightening and look for couple other Christmas themed episodes possibly this week A yeah that's it the in love yeah yeah.

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2019 Christmas Special - Krampus: The Reckoning

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2019 Christmas Special - Krampus: The Reckoning

"The following is the fourth Hon. Production Christmas music twenty seven the Daugh- look at it. Oh a fuck what's up. Y'All welcome back to what suck I'm Chris and I'm James Man. We are in the holiday spirit right now. it's right. Hull Ho hold on motherfucking minute. Where a whole whole? Hose at Alamo San. I put on my Christmas list this year I put a truckload of bitches but I don't know if I'm GonNa get it sounds like a truckload of problems right there brother and you better not get that many probably so start with one and see. Vienna lack Diane Downs Bitches. Be Be wiling because Yeah Christmas is right around the corner. Super excited can't wait love. Christmas love the whole Everything about the holiday from the cold weather to decorations to the smell of pine to people in join. So much stressful part of getting of getting gifts but the actual going out and finding gifts for people. I I enjoy all the music. I don't care how how sick people are Christmas music. I Love Chris Miss Music. Yes and what are your some of your favorite Christmas songs? Chris man my top top top. Christmas song is what's that one by the chipmunks? It's Oh the Christmas time Yeah Christmas. Time by the chipmunks. That's my top one. But then there's that one Fall on your knees. The the Carol. Yeah when it's sung by a choir brings ear to my eye every time love You got your other other stuff. You know anything that's fun and I love I love silver bills. I mean honestly if is sung by a choir the chipmunks or Sinatra account love it. Oh Shit fucking man. Yeah by the way. Happy hundred four hundred and fourth birthday Sinatra Ho Leash. He's born on the twelfth. Which is the day that we are recording. This motherfucker also. Yeah freaking awesome. What about you man my? I'm well I'll just go with my top three. Of course my favorite Christmas Carol. Time period is blue Christmas by Elvis. All right absolutely love. That saw okay Second favourite real close leroy the redneck reindeer by none other than Joe Dipping. Okay and third. I mean this one's this one's probably tied for second right behind Blue Christmas. I love Christmas in Hollis. All right sorry. Dmc Real Christmas music. What I'm talking to classic lasted Outta love. It can't not put DMC up in that in that list for sure. Note because see I you know I. I like Christmas music myself and getting in moved but I enjoy the more fun Christmas jams up. And what about Since we're we're we do movies my friend. What's your favorite Christmas movie? Shit do that Har one. 'cause yeah we we. We always fall into the usual ones. Whenever December comes around like we watch home alone home alone two we watch Chris. Vacation watched die hard. We WATCH LETHAL WEAPON WE WATCH SCROOGE WITH BILL MURRAY. I Love Scrooge Bill Marianne Oh favorites. That's fantastic we watch Christmas story. We Watch Elf I mean but either pick one one. That's probably my favorite. You know via tie between home alone and screeched. Oh yeah those are. Those are damn good choices. Yeah Bill. Mary's Great. Yep for me I you know like I said all those you named are are classics and I love Them. All Deeply I mean I've watched them a million times There's a special place in my heart for White Christmas of having crosby and Danny Kaye always has been okay and that's one of my favorite songs is we'll follow the old man. Nelson they do. Yeah but I love the first to Santa Claus movies. Oh my God. They're classics the specially the second one. Because you know You know a lot of people you get to where you know you want you want to believe again. Everybody thinks that at one time they want to believe right. You know they wanNA believe right and that part in the second movie when he he goes to that faculty Christmas party with principal and he makes a little magic happened for those people. I thought that was a really special scene. Yeah I love that scene. Yeah freaking awesome. I mean there's too many movies to really name but you mean even some of the more Guilty pleasures like I love. Ernest Saves Christmas. It's it's terrible. It's Cornea Shit but man I love that. There's there's hardly any really bad Christmas movies. You know the so as You listening at home had probably noticed that. None of the movies on our list have anything to do with horror. They're all actual Christmas movies. Yes but there are a lot of Christmas horror movies but I don't really like any of them now. I know people have people I know. I know it's going to break people's heart because we are a horror podcast but you know I black Christmas and and What is actually okay? You know I take it back. The tweet is it. The the the the actual release a cramp is that he did recently. I think it's like twenty fifteen. That was good movie. Oh yeah like I said anything. All MOSTRA eaten some bad as kids that was gonna be but I mean like Black Christmas. Not a big fan of. I know I know it's a cult. Hit and they remained it and and people like it and Silent night deadly night and that's also like a cult franchise color me Misinformed or just outta touch. But I haven't seen black Christmas. I haven't seen The Silent Knight. Yeah I think I did a long time ago but when it comes to watch in horror movies I always heard clear the Christmas themed one. I mean one was cool because it was different Encompasses all over the place right now. I mean he's been he's been popular for like the last five years and and I love listening to stories about campus and the origin. The cramp isn't all that great stuff. But Yeah I don't I mean I love horror you love horror. Oh Yeah but uh and we can watch all year round. You know so we do. It's it's our it's our love but but when it comes to the Christmas I just stick with the you know the typical Christmas movies absolutely because when that when that time of year comes around with a special time of course and without sounding too dorky. That's that's just exactly what you WANNA do. You WanNa Watch move. You WanNa Watch Charlie Brown Christmas. You WanNa Watch the old claymation. Rudolph the red nose reindeer. Santa Claus is coming to town year without a Santa Claus. All those old movies because to me that takes me right back to nineteen sixty eight sixty nine. When I was just old enough to start you know remembering these and enjoying those movies and they stuck with him my whole life. I mean I I. I have both versions of the chipmunks Christmas albums on vinyl on vine elite and I listen to him every year and I love the hell out of him also. I also have another great vinyl. I have the mad men Christmas album. Really which has all the Christmas songs that were played during their Christmas episodes for the from the show. No I also yeah. It's a great job. So interestingly enough one of my coworkers today was telling me that they had the star wars Christmas vinyl album that they bought way back in the eighties when it came out and they've had absolutely shit and I thought that was amazing. Because I forgot that I'll even existed so but all that being said Let's get into the topic of today's Enough for this new mushy bullshit. Wonderful Holiday Horse Shit. Let's bring it back down to where it's supposed to be very very very low bass right so we are watching. Speaking of crap is we are watching a not. Not The two thousand fifteen Cramps that was actually a hit. No we do not watch good movies on this show. And if you haven't figured out by now than you fucking idiot we are watching the twenty twenty fifteen but it's a it's one of those movies. Where when it comes out. They rushed to make like a a a spin off. But like a copy. Fuck runs out and make some bullshit movie. Yeah real quick before the rights get snatched up like whenever there's a disaster movie there's always a crappy disaster movie like One that I can remember was Win transformers came out. Somebody released a movie called transam offers which is basically a WANNA be Of the same sort of thing so yes you just made it go bots movie. But it's probably actually. They should've just called it back so I'm sure as what it was. It was a kmart knockoff of transformers. So today we're watching. Cramp is the recognition. And no it's not a sequel to the other campus. It's just a whole if its own original piece of shit. Guess good good. I like that exactly what it is so like. I said it's two Thousand Fifteen Twenty fifteen movie directed by Robert Conway produced by Josefa Owen. Conway PRESENT. I think he forgot the by Val Robert Conway Justin L Anderson by Robert Conway Story by Owen Conway and Robert Commun-. There's way too many Conway's already in this fucking movie. These are all the same fuckers. Though it's it's it's a similar scenario. We fallen upon many times. Many many where the Director Star writer story. So this is interesting. Starring Kevin Tighe. Oh No James Ray. Monica Angleton Kevin. Tighe your ties Adam. Twelve how is it? And he's from roadhouse. Yeah what Patrick swayze. What House. Yes he was the owner. He's ill Okay well that makes sense so starring Kevin Tighe James Ray Monica and Gisar an Amelia. Haberman music by Kevin Tighe and Owen. Conway what when have you ever seen a star? Also be in charge of the music. I have no idea is going to be shitty cemetery who cares who cares. Production companies by ugly Salamander Alexander Designs and funhouse features distributed by uncorked entertainment. Okay Ross one of these days we've gotTa do a movie by Dick House production. That's almost what I thought it said for Second. I was like Holy Shit. We have done quite a few movies from uncorked entertainment. I can't remember off top of my head we've done but that name has come up again and again and again Which means they have released shitty movie after shady movie after Shitty movie which makes me wonder how in the fuck they're still in business brother. They have cornered the market on ship movies. Let me tell you well Release date of November third to two thousand fifteen running time of a smooth cool short eighty nine minutes. They just they just take it one short ninety so it seems less painful. It's it's like that nine ninety nine so the ten dollars you know we still suck which always thinks bullshit. Stop with ninety nine cent bullshit. Just give US dollar rounded up or down. Stop giving us. Nobody wants pennies anymore. You know new cramps the reckoning Zoe. A strange child has a not so imaginary friend the cramps who is the dark companion of Saint Nicholas. This legendary creature has been unleashed upon a small town and begin seeking out all the naughty people to punish them at Christmas time. Oh not just the kids. Not just the kids all of them all of them bitches in all the mother fuckers and shit all right so we got out the way. Let's go ahead and go over the What to call the rating system. You no man all right. It's crazy shit so Really real brief We radars movies based on Shit emojis. inverted scale one. Being the best of the worst five being the worst of the worst one or two five. You're gonNA keep you queue. These are newer classics. You'RE GONNA WANNA watch them over and over and you will definitely enjoy them more than what's won't be this one. No two out of five watched friends only two out of five two out of five. Should emojis watch these only with friends who really enjoy shitty movies like my friend? James here absolutely. They're not for everybody but they are with the group who likes to what they are best with a group who like terrific or play drinking game three hundred to five should emojis. You will at least share these with friends and watch it with them. Only nothing better to do but be prepared to drink a lot while watching forty-five should emojis. You don't watch it once. A friend's trust me. That'll be enough. These are the ones that are so strange that you may not want to see them more than once but you want to at least share your misery with your friends because you were forced to watch it so you now you can walk. Make them watch it to five at five. The worst of the worst. The fecal matter only only bringing his on special occasions force. Double Date in laws in town won't leave You've done with your girlfriend but you want to wait till Christmas. Break up with their so. Just bring on this movie instead and. This is the breakup letter when finished. You're going to want to remove it from your memory with mind altering substance or blunt force trauma. My favorite is very very favorite. All right well So we talk about our Christmas memories. We talked about Christmas movies and music. Yeah we've basically put this off as long as we can. We have no choice. We get into this review. We really really really really really tell me about this little guy. He's the campus. He knows who's been bad and he punishes them. How does he do that? He'll see even for a kid who's been through a lot of really weird about her childhood devil grampus Christmas tumble contrary to the different variations of Santa Claus. Who said her award? Good children. Cramps is sent to punish. It's Christmas time. Do you know what happens at Christmas. Time In central European folklore campuses a horned anthropomorphic figure described as half goat. Half Demon. Who during the Christmas season punishes children? Who HAVE MISBEHAVE? This contrasts was Saint Nicholas. Who rewards well behaved with gifts crevices? A is one of the companions of Saint Nicholas in several regions including Austria Bavaria. Croatia Czech Republic. Take Nicholas who rewarded children with sweets. Crap is in contrast would swap. We could children stuffed in Minnesota can and take them away to his lair. So nothing we saw in. This fucking movie was anything like the traditional cramps legends. Not in the sense of those words. Have a little song to saying okay. Let's see let's hear you better not watch. You'd better not try. You better walk away. I'm telling you I fuck this shit is all I can say nice. I'm telling you man this holy Shit Ball so game very fucking Christmas you filthy. Filthy animal movie starts off with some old biddy talking to some kids about some bullshit and one of the bitches brings old biddy a picture of them with Santa Claus and what has to do with anything. Nobody cares. It's it's it's fucking them The transition to a scene of a kids some kids playing hide and go seek in a creek What the has do with any nobody doesn't matter but interest. Introduces us to the main character of the movie The Name Zoe Zoe. Fucking little snotty. Shit as she doesn't like the fact that some little fat folk Tagged her while playing tag so she stops playing because she's a sore fucking loser. Yeah and instead walks to the bank of the river nearby and starts poking at a dead bird because she is one sick fuck Yeah bits is out of her mind. I believe she is a well. We come to find out. She's a foster but a very hostile and angry. Multi-home foster kid. Yes yes she She's been through her share of homes because she is a very troubled individual now. Unfortunately anybody with half a brain can figure this movie out about twenty minutes in unfortunately. Yeah so we might as well just get down to it. We start well. Let's let's let's just gives police baton it might as well fuck it? So the the the cramps creature okay. She goes home to her fucking crackhead foster parents now. It's so funny because because we just finished recording an episode of our other podcasts and we were doing on Arizona Arizona and there's one scene where it's date earlier today. Some guy comes out in his robe to pick up his paper and we're looking at the surrounding area like man. It looks a lot like Arizona. I mean it is desert but it looks like Arizona as sure as shit this fucking. Certainly this takes place Maricopa County Arizona. What a bunch of synchronicity. Yeah Okay this movie was an audible. We had in the movie picked out and incited to go with something else. So we just randomly look through Amazon prime found it in his pick and it happened to be in Arizona fucking movie. Yep had no Claudia. So anyway she goes home to her crackhead parents who the mom looks if Arizona was I think about if New Mexico was ever personified in a person. It was her foster mom. This bitch was like she's one of those who has leather skin lettuce. Yeah so many freckles. She looked like she was burned. Pant Pancake Bit. She just horrible person she comes home sits on the couch changes the channel the the channel the TV's on some horrible fake as soap opera. The M- the foster mom turns around and pulls out earphones and says I was watching that and like bitchy warning facing the TV and you had headphones on you. Listen Shit Anyway. Long Story Short. We get a disgusting nude scene in sixteen and then Zoe pulled out. This little cramp is that she has the has these handcuffs on it takes a handcuffs off and then crap is shows up and burns the foster mom and foster dad. Yes very what are we? What are we say? It's are pretty good you know. We didn't have to wait too long for the first kills. Thank God So that was kind of a circa uncle and aunt Baru Kinda thing. They were burning metal crisp to an absolute crisp on the sidewalk. Unfortunately we also didn't did are. Unfortunately we also did not have to wait long to see the horrible horrible. Cgi of the cramp creature in this movie hideous. This this siege is so bad. Okay and the animators were so incompetent that I think cramp has has all of three movements in the entire movie affect so anytime you see him. He's just standing. There either. Moves his lips and then at the end he reached that one bitch and he actually reaches for her and pushes so he moves at that point every time you see him. He's literally just standing there. Not DOING ANYTHING PRETTY FUCKING BORING. So then after all that bullshit. Yes after all that bullshit. So we put into foster Kerrigan. Actually I think they still in a hospital for. Oh that's right. They put her as an hospital. And that's we induce the other main character. Rachel Rachel the psychiatrist and she's assigned to her case. If you're out what happen along with some cops forgot what happened to their parents. Got ambro Uncle Owen. Because they were literally sitting there the corpse burnt corpses were on the front porch. Their house is pretty damn funny. Yeah it was. It was actually areas. But you'd actually. Fortunately I think that was about the end of it for quite a while here. Oh my gosh. No 'cause then why she's in the hospital. She's in like the kids psych ward or whatever and you get fucking say why the bills screech Egon. Nurse comes in and he starts telling kids about Santa Claus and what kind of presence or whatever. Then you get this first session of Rachel and Zoe And trying to ask what happens. Always said that cramps punished her foster parents because they were bad people. Yeah I'm GonNa Tell You and this Little Zoe. She is a little bit. Oh my gosh from hell now issue bitch but she is a horrible horrible actress very terrible. She's like she's like Jake Lloyd in episode one bad acting. Oh my God yeah everything. Wouldn't there's no motion there's motion but it's the wrong emotion in every single line that she does so then we get treated to the psychiatrist going home and we just do her kid but other bullshit and then This is about as descriptive as we can be right now. Just basically no shit at all Just after the first two kills it just everything went kind of flat for a while. Just not much just regular dialogue talking about this talking about that now. Trying to figure out why you know what happened to always parent to foster parents What's in her box she has and the tick the psychiatrists burn an arm. So there's always asking what happened to her arm. She won't tell her Than the detective. That's on the case calls the psychiatrist drunk and Ball Bill pullman Yeah Bald Bald pullman and you know I don't know anyway. Let me go onto. We transitioned to screech. Egan's house and eighteen goes stairs and he starts Logging into his computer onto the dark. So we all know what's up with this fucker. Yeah so he's he's getting ready to start Perusing the DARKWA winningest. Knock at the door. He goes downstairs annoyance to bitches looking for canned food for food drive. He doesn't fuck off literally. Well it was funny because even before he did that I'd be like as talented. Fuck he did tell the fuck the fucking port and so what did you come back in ten minutes and I'll come back in ten minutes. I'll give you ten minutes. I'm busy I'll give you candy. Corn ten minutes man. I'm busy Shit. Transitions to the hospital and UC. She now has a new doll in her box. Which looks like the nurse Screech. Begun out and then she pulls the the the handcuffs off campus again and he back at the House. He sees fire coming from under his door. He runs out and was downstairs and runs the to the terribly cramp is again so at this point you pretty much have figured out. This is about thirty minutes in pretty much figured out that Zoe somehow has something to do with controlling the creature. She's got the little the Ludo the campus and every time she takes the cuffs off and she pulls US Pacific Voodoo doll box Bam. What does he do Chris he shows up in? He Burns motherfucker. He rose that bitch. I mean funny thing is. He doesn't even really touch him when he does. He just stands there who'd literally melt and he does not move at all while this guy's melting ooh ooh. They couldn't afford the animation. They didn't know how to animate them. All we have is we have this stock. Ask thing that somebody made for us on like five or dot Com. Let's just put it in. Just just put it in the background and and let them do roll around fake. Like he's dying or the actor onset like what am I looking at again? What is it? Where is it act? Can you give you normally on a good movie set when you have? You have like a tennis ball. Somewhere for like So you know where to look and they had nothing at all. I'm sure and see what's funny is I know. Even though they said well I guess. There are a few references. Because I sit and go on to supposed to be you know. It's a horror movie but it's supposed to be Christmas themed horror movie but you don't see a lot of decorations. I mean you saw some in the Okay so you saw some at the foster parents house to head like literally one string the lights outside their house but that's right but they were coquette so they probably didn't really have much they don't last you probably like allows for because they don't take this shit down and then you saw some in the kids ward at hospital had Jerry Lights Up. That's it that's it so you get the the Psychiatrists is going to look into Zoe's background. She finds other Guardians as she had before and She's had a couple of different Previous Guardians Terry Yeah The tech show's about her house. Drunk Shits Ain't his wife leaves them but nobody fucking cares. This is that we don't care about not going anywhere. So why the fuck? Can we get a mercy burning here? I mean it's reeler again filler. The guy's pathetic. Yeah so then. We get next morning where they're talking and nobody cares She calls she calls to inquire about the location of Zoe's previous foster. They can't find it all of a sudden disappears And it was. I think it was at this point. We include Hugh so he you away this time. It's like forty minutes and you're waiting for Kevin tied show. You're like year the technical call somebody on the phone. Okay that must be Kevin Tighe but then you hear then you hear somebody else in the background talking. Okay that's Kevin. Tighe and guarantee number shows up real my it was the wrong fucking Kevin de no-name fuck. I thought it was a dude. From roadhouse Olga D. I G. H. E. Yeah but this is t y easy way so and I was thrown out. I was lied to from the beginning. You're like up to like Kevin is going to be next to you. GotTa show of Cyril Movie Dam is have over a but no Kevin Tynan. This one is is the the ball detect? Now the ball doctor with the fake ass British ball. Oh that's right. The fall British bollocks tracks down the foster parents and goes over and talks to the mother and the Son Apparently yeah the Son who win Zoe was with them. Apparently was a child right which was happened which starts to thicken the plot win. And when did they first adopter adopted her like twenty years ago? According to this story or an historic it had a picture of her. The MOM brought out a picture are the kid. Did decide mom was too broken up about it when he mentioned that she freaked out And apparently she had our cramp has had twenty years ago or something killed the husband. I guess what being a bad person right and brought out a picture and it was a picture of Zoe with the mother with what's her face. Whatever the foster mother Yeah Foster Mother when she was twenty years younger so the Doctor Rachel starts putting together and such figure out that something may right here. This is crazy because she looks the same she. It's years ago a ten year old kid or whatever sky high kind of shift exactly exactly so then as if she finishes visiting the very white. Jackie Chan looking motherfucker interacting with a kid at the hospital box taken away. But she still has cramp. Is We get another scene of? Oh Yeah can't remember the there's a little special part that goes with that when she's interacting with this child. This child has a half burned face and zoe being the little cut rag. She is is ragging on this kid. Connor ugly and all this stuff. I mean she's she's telling telling her how she feels but she's being extraordinarily. Haas being a see you next. Tuesday's what she is. Yeah Oh man so then we transition to take outside the hospital. Smoking and some Dave Chapelle looking dude comes up and says you can't smoke here it's like it's only line in the movie and he's done. He goes back inside congratulate. J. Smoke human check. Congratulations you did you. That's your one line whereas my movie Channel News Right then. His partner comes up and tells them that The data data mining company data mining. Department of the State troopers have finished going through screech. Egon Computer Yup and turns out. He had terabytes of child porn. Nasty best. That's what he was doing on the dark web getting ready to download some more child porn so wishy to burn a little slower. Yeah He. He should E. N. cramp should remember my up. The asshole means should it right? Yeah right up the whole And so that's why he He was killed now how Zoe knew that no idea but she did somehow because she's evil and so but then again it's funny because is this monster really for the you know 'cause it only kills bad people right. So is this supposed to be a good monster bed Mazda. You know what I mean. It's like yes you burns them alive and stuff like that but it's just strange. Yeah and so You get a scene where afterward the The doctor tells the doctor talked. Zoey and tells her that You know something was but she goes back to talk to the burn girl and apologized for being mean to her and says she can help her get hurt revenge on whoever burned her and she gives her something she gives her another Voodoo doll that she made. Ns wrap completely in white. It looks like it's in a body cast burn victims. I call it a burn up which is kind of ironic is her faces burned. So then we get a scene where the detective and psychiatrist at the Bar and they're getting drunk and drinking and doing shots and shit and who happens to be also at the bar. This poor half burnt girl's drunk as piece of Shit. Father who apparently was the cause of her getting burned by getting trashed one night and falling asleep cigarette in his mouth or something and burning the fucking house down or at least burning. You know the House and she got injured somehow because of him and why she's in the hospital. I'm guessing because they took her away from him. Yeah Yeah so when she gives him this Voodoo doll. It's generic is just a white rap little voodoo doll which I'm assuming is because she doesn't know what this person looks like. It's going to cast a generic spell because this time I don't care if I give it away. She's obviously controls the cramps. We know this by now. She kind of is campus. Is Yeah a little bit but as is pointed out. She's she's still ten years old even though she's been now for like twenty twenty five years yes she. He's not human no she's got something evil battery anyway. This drug fuck starts talking shit to the COP. Nothing in in a bar and he recognized who he is knowledge shit and he talked to all this mess so You know this fat Zach Galifianakis looking modified actually. I called my good like a fat grizzly Adams looking wonderful. Well I liked them so I don't know if I want to tag on that but anyway this bastard goes out to his car and gets ready to go and predictably GRANDPA shows creepy music. Yep Cramp shows up standing in front of his car about thirty feet away from his car looking at him through the windshield and he just combust and he doesn't campuses not move it all again. He just he's he's like like Juburi more and fire starter just sits there and looks at him and his fucking catches on fire on fire. Any barbecues like that heads leans over against the door. He's finished so there's a lot of weird elements to this. This movie that I did not expect. There's the pyro maniac element. Yeah the pyro. Being able to start fires with your mind. There's also the human combustion element Spontaneous human combustion because all these people that die burned to ash. And there's no trace of any accelerates or anything like and none none of nothing else around them get burned no which is very much spontaneous combustion. It's just them that's IT YEP so again doesn't line up. Anything that we read about crap is in in the legend so new just make up your own bullshit. I guess what the detective and the psychiatrist back in her house. And they're talking and dancing and making out in a flirt and being stupid So all this time in between all the stuff whenever psychiatrists is is sleeping. She gets glimpses of his dream of two little girls sitting in a bedroom wherein like nineteen seventies Gowns reading books remains actually scary books. He's legend books I think. Yeah and one of them's about cramps. Yup and it comes in flashbacks and then you see It's like flash into a fire and then screaming and then she wakes up until you're supposed to be intrigued. By what is this puzzle of? This dream is going on your mind. And you really don't fucking care you don't you don't because it's not going to is. GonNa tie and at some point which you're like what the hell's going on exactly then. After that dream she starts having just out of nowhere started streaming in Bang by Baldy Bang by the ball cap. Yeah the ball Dr. The ball difference get another horrible sex sexing horrid ah it. It really didn't even have to be in there so we we didn't get pancake society. We got ugly hairy ASS. The COP had you cop had more here in his ass in his head which is yeah. It was pretty a so But then she wakes while that's happening. He turns into campus GRANDPA's in the dream. He turns into cramps cramps in sticks his tongue out in our heart heart right from her chest while the tongue. Yeah so then she. She wakes up. She's crying because it's a scary dream while she's crying. She reaches over to her dresser drawer and pulls out her nighttime medicine in yes taking their medicine like a fucking drunk and then he just runs in your tax and then and then we get a snowman. Get the finale which is basically a combination where she wakes up and she Runs into the kitchen and all of a sudden Zoe's air. Yeah and her son is there in and sees Zoey and always transformed. She's got a transform look on her face dark dark eyebrows under our dark circles under eyes and Shit and yeah I guess you could say that. She was a She was like burned up looking. What enough is going on here so it starts to come together pretty damn fast. So so she takes her kid and and they go and get the car and they leave because always there and she's starting to kind of figure out what's going on but while they're driving They stay come upon Zoe in the middle of the road who is actually now standing right behind Cramps or Ancram. And we'll at this. Point is a lot more burned than she appeared in the kitchen right. So then So for some reason because he's hysterical Rachel the psychiatrists like swerving up and down the road for no reason. There's no the cars out is not. Rainy is not icy she. She's not drunk. She just driving in the Sheriff Pan. Driving sheer panic. Drama fucking Morrison. She runs her car after road. Hit something next. Thing you know is back to the dream sequence. They what it is. Yeah because They appear in the road in front of her She slams on a break and hit something and then she starts having dream sequences but wakes up in hospital. She's all jacked up your arms all burn. Which is where her burn was burned. Scar was before yet which. I don't think we talked about I. I mentioned earlier. Okay Yeah And then she goes and she ends up finding Zoe Zoe finally runs it through her. Mind that the two girls in the bedroom were her and Rachel and Rachel didn't remember that nope she enough. It was a traumatic. Whatever yet like blocked at every mind or something But Rachel Rachel decided she wanted to call forth cramps as a kid and so she made Rudolph and then set afire which ended up. Burning Zoe varying zoe house and it turns out her entire family. Yeah Yeah because at the end here. She passes away because Her last I guess. Her last payment in our last pennant so to say was Zoe Senate crap is to finish rates aloft. Hospital BED BARNARD CRISP. And when she did that her son came back to life. Yeah 'cause 'cause actually what was so she was actually. Sending cramp is to take her son's life so instead she sacrificed herself for her son. Yep and so she died and then we find out at the end. The cops out there visiting her grave and visiting Rachel's grave and then it pans over to some other graves and it shows the parents and then it also shows Zoe's grape saw parent league zoe. This whole time was either some kind of evil spirit are just a manifestation of cramped in the human form into movie to get this woman back again. Campus has nothing do to revenge. Knossos has completely wrong. Use of the campus name pretty much in likeness but knowing that but then so funny the damn the dam tombstone. There has always name on. It is not even actually etched. They just photoshopped it over another tombstone his so badly photoshop. You can fuck entail. That is photoshop. The ask for it was a pretty poor ending That's the end of the movie. That's pretty much it GRANDPA's GRANDPA's directing I don't know what the reckoning was I believe the reckoning was the fact that actual died for what she had done as a kid rephrase. I don't care what the reckoning was pretty much. A campus was barely even fucking. If you WANNA call it that this was not fair. I mean but it did have some whore. Yeah it did have some deaf. It provided us with quite a few laughs to yes provide some chuckles. It was quite funny. I didn't need the pancake titties. Thank God that was. That was horrible. I'm just so thankful that she died so early in the movie. Yes 'cause I could not have stand. I could have stood. Another scene of her getting banged with her flappy titties. This is yeah. Oh Oh okay. So I'M GONNA go ahead and do my review. Acne was completely horrible by everybody especially Zoe she was she was God awful Godawful. The story was wrong just wrong. Wrong wrong I get when you WANNA take a property and do your own thing but you if you don't pay homage or honor the original source at all in the slightest it just it it. It's not even worth it. Don't even do it The script was nonsense special effects. Were none they. Don't they were effects? But they weren't special actually did fall asleep at one point while watching it but on the other hand there were there. Were some scenes that we we laughed at made fun of and we got some good riffing in on this one. Yeah It was. It wasn't good laughing going on It was easy. Make Fun of did you didn't have to pay too much attention to it. So you could just kind of writing notes or or make rifts or you know surf the Internet or whatever because when you're watching a movie and you make eye contact with you buddy over there and you look over. And he's leaning at forty five degrees and leaning forty degrees. You both like almost out of the chair. Yes it's getting interesting yeah So I mean it has its. I wouldn't watching Yin unless I was with people with a group effort but even at that. What can you do with this? You can I as I said earlier. It's super easy to riff on. Because it's so bad but leaves so many things open I'M GONNA go three on this one gonna go middle of the road the road. Yeah you WANNA get some alcohol. You WanNa some friends together and you WanNa make fun. This movie Especially around Christmas Time. Because there's a lot of movies you can watch Christmas. Christmas horror movies but They're all gonna be better than this one. Oh Yeah so if you want something. That's really bad that you don't have to pay attention to and you don't have to care. People are talking during definitely. Give this one a shot for sure. James Geez for me. The acting was nonexistent. Well I only want to say non existent. It was all it was just almost like deliberately. Fake it was tip. It's what you see. Almost every category but for twenty fifteen. I expected a little bit better but it wasn't the acting on the TV show. That was playing was better than the acting was bad. That was horrible horrible story. The premise was good. If they would if they could have pulled it off better it would have been great the you know because the actual story. Yeah the reckoning Blah Blah Blah. I mean it was a neat little twist but that was about the only positive okay The script metal the road mediocre special effects. The burning was pretty stupid. Yeah I think I think we just thought we noticed when Rachel died when she was burned when they pulled back shoulder. I think we saw like The silicone from one. Her boobs are still there. But overall I'm going to be a little meaner than you because I don't really consider middle row. This is more of a four for tomorrow far from me because there wasn't enough death. The monster was way too fake looking. Oh my gosh. He was horribly fake limousine. Bad Som- like no. I can't go five because we've seen worse we've seen we've seen some five turns in this. This wasn't a five trade so I'm GONNA go solid four-term fourteen. This is one where you're gonNA watch it once. Maybe and you have. The drinking is an obvious part to it but the only reason I'm going forward because I don't see what kind of drinking games you could play with this particular movie. Because what would you do? Besides maybe the mustache game. Well I mean game. The whole game is just griffin on it to see now because you can't even say well every time the monster shows up that's only like three or four shots movie. That's it so yeah so for me. It's four zero four brother. Okay all right cool all right well. that Put it into our Christmas episode. Merry Christmas y'all hope you'll have a good holiday absolutely merry Christmas. Everybody be safe. Have a good New Year party. It up that's right But before we go we do have announcement By the time this comes out we have already been moved to it but we are now very proud to be part of the fourth hand podcast network Have a bunch of great shows on their Hysteria fifty one Very Brady podcast. Mad Scientist not today. 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FOF #2813  We Just Cant Wait Til Christmas, Okurrr?

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FOF #2813 We Just Cant Wait Til Christmas, Okurrr?

"We just can't wait till Christmas because on Christmas Day everyone is gay. Did your family open their presents on Christmas Eve. Not everyone celebrates the same way our Gal Pal Karma has been busy trying to get us the perfect gift. Let's say she nailed it today. Comedian Carmen. EIBAR joins us to take a look at how everyone celebrates the holiday season differently and how she managed to survive with her family in Indiana. Uh who don't always agree on that Turkey in the White House. Plus Kris Jenner gives. Everyone talks for Christmas. A Mormon genealogy site add same same sex couples to the family tree and a painting of the Revolutionary Mexican General Sapa wearing a pink hat high heels while riding naked on horseback causes an uproar. I'm Fausto Fair knows I'm are and this is feast of A. I'm five all hang. The mayor's Sama the snow has all the way ask in Arab are- Christmas everyone not right now telling I do today Satan Shea on bass the fund. We're just days away from UNWRAPPING presents. But we decided Open a few early this year by inviting. Our friend Karma Nyborg to join in the festivities girlfriend. How you doing Oy? God brought you a little pros over and see in what is this. Oh my God girl how much packaging ears got her APP. It up almost. Don't want to UNWRAP. Ah So beautiful. See us as hold on a second and more sound effects. Thanks so this is the sound button. Oh wow seeing on Cardi B.'s reality. TV shows rose and repulse records. So this is a button that you press and it gives you a little Sassy so that's for when we do quizzes if you got you got the curb uh-huh and if you don't get the failed right here so this is the failed button and this is the occur. Button the wait a second. Did you make that holiday. Sounds like your voice. The entrepreneurial entrepreneurs broken oh no it's like won't shut me. Try It once. Dammit all Moore sure no no to do it three. It used to be one. Oh turn down off too much now. Positively The ten minute. Unplug the battery. That's or is this supposed to go three times. Yeah because we were doing it before we started saying. Oh the magic I appreciate it though luck. I was weird strange presence. I have one for you to Oh. Is there a special peppermint bark cookie. ooh baked them. And I didn't even wash my hat special spice that makes everything wash wash. My hands very clean tries on. Oh my God just came back from Christmas Zapata's the last time I saw you. You were a little bit of trepidation about going home to the Indiana Southern Indiana for the holidays Thanksgiving and you know my family didn't disappoint my eighteen year old cousin. She's is in college and she's already talking about how she has to so she's an only child and she's talking about how she has to marry a man who has a lot of brothers and sisters so her kids can have aunts and uncles too much. It's too much I'm like you're eighteen. Go have sex acts with the purpose of children go to drugs go live life or yourself enjoy yourself. How did she take this advice lose? She was like not natto acid button. She wants she wants plus those babies and like today the family talk about the trump and suffering nobody talked nobody use the t word servant Ervin now or are going on and announcing that they're going to impeach whoever becomes the next Democratic president just because just because just cuz honey pro quo pro quo. I yes I've ever heard. That term was in silence of the lambs television because I feel like the legal. Yeah like on law shows. They'll always be you like quid pro quo. So how's how's the cookie taste that mouth one and get Samara for US yeah. SM OFFER US lose it may as them Ram arm alone here. It's more like SM Morass but crunching the peppermint part. Ah That's some people are. Actually they find it very calming some people find it very roddick and other people are just annoyed. The Fuck I don kind of stuff. They're like I can't stand people chewing cook it you song eat it eat it. ooh Queen Cookies. And we're GONNA give you some people that come on the podcast where you early. The answer like people that really support the podcast. This show happen. We're trying to raise money on. Go Fund me dot com slash save fees to fund right. Now we're trying to say the PODCAST. The last one we do we make sale so for people who are contributing three hundred or more. We're going to send you a box of cookies as a way of saying thank you. We wish we could more but I think the podcast qualifies. Is that right. A- and cookie right and so right now we are just about a thousand dollars shy of reaching our goal so yeah that's uh-huh bad that's attainable. Shout out to Alan Murphy and Brian Jones Damon L Jacobs Robert. J. T. Miller who's a guest earlier. This Week Sean. Lapenne Ski Jake Tone. AFIA blowhole notes our whole same thing. Even how all Oscar Torres anonymous and Joel. How coffin? Jeffrey Mark Sanford Mike. Stabler John Smith David McCullough and People Apple Pie. You've been thinking about. You know you. Listen to podcasts all the time you love our awkward interviews with celebrities like Fred Schneider for the B fifty a two with concer paramedic might be coming up next week right. Yeah it's coming up soon. Okay coming up Fred Schneider. The we're like. Oh we love your musical stomach. It's like you know I just friendship with him like we've been corresponding on facebook for over here now. Absolutely I would love to talk to you about your music and your life and all this stuff and I think part of it is a he might have just not known that it was me calling him and so he was just like who whereas we don't have any nothin happened. What we're having a party on the twenty second if you WANNA come out if somebody buys me ticket and AH anybody wants to buy a ticket from floor where it was only like you know you can get a round trip ticket on southwest for like three hundred bucks baby? One of the celebrities insists on flying first class on south. West doesn't do first class people that's right you. You know what he doesn't have to pay for his luggage. See there. You think we have a bird talk about your bodily fluids like that and yeah she's juicy ever had to flush the toilet ten to fifteen in times make us go down not ten to fifteen but there have been a couple like double triple flushes for sure. A one time my my love to skid marks so bad I ended up cleaning it up after me I was like what flush eventually. And she's like Scott's taking Karma at somebody should be you know your potty humor mark and here you read about Donald Trump's like long tirade talking about the ten to fifteen poop flush in what November concerned Donald Trump is concerned about toilets. And it's probably because you know he probably had clogged up toilet seats all that that fast. That fast flat food Flashy fast foods probably diverticulitis or something that Ah di particular. He's probably got particular. I S exactly. He's probably got something wrong with this. But that's what I'm saying Eh. That's wrong we have a situation where we're looking very strong sinks showers and other elements of bathrooms where you turn on the Faucet on in areas where this tremendous menace amounts of water where the water rushes out to see because you could never handle it and you don't get any water you turn on the Faucet and you don't get any water. They take a shower and water comes tmz dripping out just dripping out very quietly dripping. Flashing people are flushing toilets. Ten Times fifteen times as opposed to once they ended up using more water. You're going to a new building or a new house or a new home and they have standards where you don't get water. You can't wash your hands privately. So little water comes out of the Faucet and the end result is you leave the Faucet on in much longer to wash your hands for the most part you have many states where they have so much water it comes down it's called rain mm-hmm guerra like what is he talking about Wisey. Sleep flushing a toilet ten to fifteen times like. What kind of White House is distraction? He posted a video himself comparing himself to fans else. Marvel comics greatest genocidal villain. Who Dwarfs Hitler but who murdered half of the people living people in the universe you know and I'm just like this is the reason they do? That is just a distract you from the actual crimes. He's done appointing conservative judges. Inches honey. Because we're everybody's like impeachment for Christmas. Yea and it's like quietly they're just shoving all these like neo-con and Fascist dictator judges that you don't even see and we're going to be dealing with them for a lot longer than we're dealing with trump all. We don't even need repulse or hardy repulsed new Sitcom. What does that going? Yeah who has written by. It's come to my attention. chloe sevigny threat through throws drudge as a writer for it. He's GonNa come talk about it right. Yeah it's coming on the podcast in the New Year to talk about it and It looks you know so. I don't know if you know what's In native VR. Netflix so call is placed. Ruby Rose Ruby Red and she's a drag queen and she's going to quit doing dragons place she's going to open up her own own club but then it turns out that her money stolen so she gets an RV and she tours the country to make two shows so she can get enough money to reopener corner club or something like that and then this little boy kind of insinuates himself into her life Blackmails her into his life. And there's a ton of fun on Cameos with lots of different drag queens that you've loved from Ru Paul's drag racing even James Mansfield isn't it. Yeah they did the impossible. They made a a lot of these girls funny. They worked overtime. And it's really looks really fun and you know I. I'm very delighted because these are friends of ours than people we've worked with in the past and I get a special happy place in my little black heart when and I see our friends and pass guests succeed. You know it's like I mean I look at a lab back over to my phone and I see like trixie. Mattel the could Correo Rupaul are in there you know and to me it's just like it's it's when I started dressing up in drag when I was eighteen years old. I never thought that none of this stuff stuff would happen and even though we personally have not been part of that wave. We've seen a lot of the people that we've been friends with have been guests of our shows. That been collaborators. Succeed very very well to the point. We can't even talk to them. You are you know. And and Fausto for knows Mark Art Phelan who are Feasta. What part of it is like? I'm not I'm not upset about it at all. In fact I'm very happy being very touched to see them do so. Well that they've expanded to new places and new heights new collaborations and new people and that's the best relationships in the best friendships are ones where everybody can roam free this beautiful. Don't you go too far Karma because I need you girl earl right. Stay put for Christmas. I here where I can wash my hands wash before you cook. Not After author speaking more about influence you talked before about. Your boyfriend wouldn't have sex with you. While you were having periods you bought some black sheets. Homing the word but you still haven't used the black sheets no but we did. Have you just put the towel down sheets. I was really happy about. I was was like see. That's not so hard. He's put a towel down. What are the warm? He's just funky. Just WanNa see this one blood on it. Yeah he just doesn't implode on you. Have Sex. Blood comes out during a no just just on those special flow days although oh he did come home like super drunk and couldn't quite get off right away. 'cause it's super rescued book. Yeah and then he gets like all night long. Plus you put this here. The weather's like Kay I'm good huge. Sleep it off like poppers. Did you get into poppers. No I never got into pumpers marks alarms going off a EH telemarketers you know. We're we're taping this when all telemarketers are calling exactly your phone baby for you got it. Oh my good. The Mormon owed genealogy website family search has added same sex couples into their family trees. Okay so what are you guys thinking about that. Well I'm kind of very concerned about the privacy ramifications of when people get DNA genealogy allergy stuff company owns your DNA right not only that they know everything about which medical conditions are likely to have And so that may affect your ability ability to access healthcare in the future exactly. That's what I was thinking about. Like maybe down the line either your generation or your gender neutral people in breath by future people. Yeah they may have a harder time with healthcare because maybe insurance companies will be like. Oh it looks like you're predisposed to get colon cancer and you're like but I'm poop and just great. I don't know why it's always about poop with me but it even if your cousin got a DNA test and you have it your delays kind of now part of their official record but this is ancestry. Is this This a DNA place. Or is this. Just figure out your Your family tree. They do that by measuring your DNA. But okay there's a lot a lot of those Mormons own the anthrax dot com so they because they like to find out who is who so they can convert you to their faith or also to she research backwards so that they can baptize your. Let me clarify that. The genealogy for them does not mean a DNA test. Find out that your point zero two native American like you know Elizabeth Warren. He's there's very little to no. It's it's about. You know looking at family trees unnecessary but the thing about it. Is those sites team up with these guys and and they start messing with your ability to be happy and healthy. My sister had a dumb and I I. I don't think she did it anonymously. 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This music special. There's GonNa be eleven th one. Oh my God old and being weird Christmas songs you like. Besides I wanNA hippopotamus for Christmas. Now that would do mel blanc put out and whole album of Christmas. Music lays like talking. He likes likes passing out. Nobody can do no wrong. The Voice of Bugs Bunny Elmer Fudd some of the most iconic cartoon characters of all time and it just so he's unscripted and off the rails and this thing and it's just and he's kind of like to sing Christmas song and doing his bit and it's Hilarious Arias but it's also like there's no punchline nuts saying yeah so we'll be playing that in the upcoming special that's how we wrap up the year so it's something to look forward to make your Christmas. Merry and bright so if you WANNA send some recommendations you do on social media media face the fund everywhere social media can be found or email US mail Africa Fund Dot Com. Yes Quyen what. Are you getting all your friends for Christmas. What am I getting them? Nothing cooking yeah. I think just cokie. I'm doing a big cookie. Baked with some of my friends on Friday the thirteenth not you. Nobody comes in merger cookie just kind of cookies. The button and occur occur them. I just sugar cookies like frost them realizing voicing sprinkles I like them because they're like twenty here well Kris Jenner. The mother of Kim Kardashian mother-in-law. AWW Kanye West incarnation of Jesus gave everybody on Family Botox for Christmas Fountain of Youth. GonNa like that's not for all the tacky and horrible things that the Kardashians do which I sell talk talk about it. I was like I wouldn't mind if somebody gave me a gift certificate to buttocks. That's one of those things were mad about that. I don't know I don't think it'd be mad. I don't know I just give me the money and then I'll spend it. Yeah what's the difference. Maybe she gets volume discount. Okay thanks me feel better she probably does somebody come over on Christmas Day. It's just everybody but those guys I'm sure are all on some kind of Bo. Talks resume every six months or four six. There's there's people that like I know people that are like in their early twenties. That have started getting more talks. I had once I got twenty units. Did you like it. I did like it and I. I think I'M GONNA go back and get some more. Did you get it You got to look at the grocery store there like both talks five dollars they lie. Yeah you don't have any any lines because you know my skin's flawless mostly but mark sure to Pueblo Colorado what happened to Pueblo Colorado. I don't know what happened to those butchers. They can just get all the information on the Internet. You you can get the government to pay for your draft envelope to see about going the doctor and being like I'm sweating too much like right here between my eyes and right here on these sides is just get insurance you pay for it like black market stuff within rusty no working. You're so if I get like black market because you're a medical professional. I don't trust you couldn't you inject. Yeah I could inject. I haven't been trained though so I wouldn't do it just audio video markets you. It's your money maker pub. Aw well what about like all those fillers and stuff like that. Are you allowed to do that or no. Well you know there are certification courses that you have to go through that you're supposed to go through. which honestly I would not touch that beautiful face without going through some certification course between a certified discount right sure of course friends and family some silicon the a lot of our friends get Paul's drag race and then they make money that year? We see them a year later. They're like big in March couple. She's tall rebate. This video before that whole thing started where it's call the extreme beauty secrets popular videos on Youtube and even though Youtube likes to hide it all Youtube Breweries this thing. But you guys you know where the good stuff as. And we're basically torturing poor. Mark Victoria Lamar by injecting Green Jello. Into giving me dermer brave belt sander why you look so oh good today. Down to the bone this is safe is like shut up for Daphne. Three three hundred dollars. Go Fund me for Daphne head more distract queen being beaten up Gulf cuff kickstarter. That'd be the new either. Because they thought it was like abuse or something like this animal abuse off. Aw 'cause you're be well we just retouched photo my I did. I took four hours to do the. Ed is a photo of vivacious mark on me and mark at the end of the retouching process. Looks like we'll umbrella unshaven. No you look gorgeous. Oh thank you I like fixed everything. It Poor little wrinkle. Every little BOOB lifter made the way smaller and the hits bigger loser. Listen she looks gorgeous. I might have to switch mark. Keep it on there. So people are mad On the facebook group. You share this article. Are you ready to be called Cutie instead of LGBTQ or queer and Trans said being shorten it to Trans People. Don't WanNa be who they don't want to reclaim the pejorative word. Queer and they definitely definitely are comfortable with the gender. They were signed and birth So in terms of Shortening that sexual and gender diversity idea the Not Not really thinking it through and the and the person who wrote that article is really just disingenuously trying to create a link bait you know trying to get people the final listen with the cute at the very end of their article because he's like. Oh these letters confusing. Dave Chapelle calls us the alphabet. People what are we going to do. Let's just short cutie. And then at the very anti like well they could just throw a couple more letters than they're cute and they and hi. This is Connie is just just because you don't like the terminology other people use. Does that mean you get to take what terminology they get to us. Do you know in terms of like other gender and sexual identity words a pejorative ones. That have come in and out of fashion. It's up to the people will determine what words they're gonNA use themselves for anybody to determine that for them and people are like I'm by I want to be known as I'm gay. I want to be known as gay. I'm lipstick lesbian the end. I want to be known as a lipstick. Lesbian which by the way I designed that flag. But you know I I always thinking of Queer is on composting word for every for all people that you deviate from the norm but man brandon all that word and what is the nausea matters. The queerest person I know and he does not want to use that word no he does not want to reclaim it. He's like he's I don't want to name it. I don't WanNa take punk. He's a PUNK cyberpunk little gender Queer Queer Gender punk. You can't have you do what I don't. Here's coming out of the show. I'll explain to you. I WANNA I WANNA do a shadow to shelby Gash. Shell shocked all her neighbors by putting up a Christmas decoration of a lights on her roof. That was like a giant penis. It's just a big old Dick and some of the neighbors neighbors aren't really happy about it but a lot of other people are just laughing and she says she was the neighborhoods kind of like the vibes kind of gone down. 'cause like everyone's kind of tight so it's more more of a kind of So ordering this she's like. It is a giant glowing Dick. Yeah she's happy to cause she just wants people to be happy and have a good time and uh-huh who doesn't love a big shiny deck. Yeah who doesn't come on its grueling. It's an Dick it's on a roof. It's friendly Santa knows Ellsworth land come on her. Last name's gas. Listen if there's no hard dick within a five mile radius. Nobody's happy to even even people who don't are interested in sex with men are still going to enjoy the raw that's true consenting to Not imposed upon them right this year. Twenty twenty what does he think clearly mhm with love and compassion listening how you do how are you yes I care about you I wanna hear. Are you WanNa hear somebody on facebook. Our care what it is about. Walk away from it. You know because facebook makes funny at a super bowl s-occer Berg makes money by fighting with somebody you know or your friends with or your friends of Friends of somebody and no matter what it is no matter what the issue is even if they're like I love trump or make America great again. Just just walk away from it because it's not a place to have a conversation in our place to persuade somebody. It's the the only good thing that comes out of. Facebook is just the ability to learn about new things. New podcast or a photo or something like like that but when people sharing opinions and fighting over any kind of idea any kind of disagreements just walk away because most people's opinions are garbage. That's right you're feeling trouble when you were an offer Dorka and the reality. TV came back and you said to the other contestants assitance your feelings don't matter wait why everybody was like that so wrong like you. Well it's not that your your feelings in in some sense they you have to find a place for them because like your feelings are not going to change the outcome of what's happening so I saw people that I'd like to go home. You know what I mean. And so me mourning their loss or morning that kind of thing it was like that's not gonNA change anything morning loss of stuff. Yeah but it's it's like but it's also like it helps you kind of move on and you know what I mean so it wasn't like your feelings your feelings have no bearing on the actual outcome of thing and so to me. It's kind of very liberating to have that kind of thing so somebody gets fired from your job. Somebody really liked. She's like well. I feel bad about this but really my feelings aren't going to change this. Yeah they focus on what you can control. Acknowledge your feelings but then move onto which you can do about it believe it or not. I think I'm a very feeling kind of person I think I feel. Something's very deeply. I've always been sensitive and you know I was a sensitive kid. I've always been sensitive and so it's one of those things but even though you're a sensitive person you can also sometimes be completely insensitive and you don't even know it and that's the thing and that's where a lot of the anxiety comes from when you're being insensitive and so it's just it's about being able to control you can control and what you can't control. Oh you really have to figure out how to let that go. What part of it is like you know when people leave your life at work? Collaboratively friendship families. He's you know there's I think in some ways you know. Sometimes when a person dies there's at least we have some kind of rituals to say goodbye but when that person goes issue or you know you guys have walked away from whatever relationship or you lose co worker to another to another job. There is a sense of loss. And there's nothing wrong with talking about those feelings so you can process them and I think in terms of what people who create content like this podcast or reality. TV show show. It is really hard to have somebody in front of the camera in front of the microphone. Who is not willing to as my Kurth as explore the inner space? ooh Yeah. You're like now some people know ability talk about what's happening inside the brain. Yes so when you said that I'm all for Nago where you're talking into your your cast mates confession. I said it afterwards. I don't think I said it on this. Show it to them. Afterwards the word to me it was kind of like an important lesson. Yeah maybe I didn't phrase it very well at the time people. You're feeling so matters kind of heartless. I think we're in competition. Okay you know we ask. How could you do see how that can kind of help you in the future And be like you know how I feel about. This situation isn't going to change anything situation. Yeah and so move on one thing he'd also do very well as you can sleep sleep anywhere and more with any. That's not. It's really frustrating to me because I had allowed you just to do one occur to him. That's how it's Oh it's broken battery out. There's no way the battery is a No. It's broken going back. He wants to tail Cardi trademarks observing. Her too well occur. Shot up from a screwdriver. Now have you said before. We started taping the picture of Zapata and the Mexican Museum. So the Revolutionary Revolutionary Papa. He was a he was a poor farm owner and he was a revolution against the rich landowners. He's a celebrated hero. The road to the Mexican people in artists created a painting. It for the plus. You they'll be obey us and Mexico's Blasio. The BETAS detests them. mckeekan Mexico and so if you're in the middle because it's fantastic. Also they have a picture of Saporta on horseback is really kind of plump. And he's got his booty and the horses vary excited. He's galloping being away and people were like protesting there like burden this piece of Art Revolution because they say desecrates their national hero. They say he's like he's not wasn't he hops. That's why he's got a nice booed him up sexy being So the supporters of the works art. The artist works and LGBTQ. People are in a fight over. And I find that it's no one's happy about it insulted by the people who love subrata insulted by. LGBT people are feeling that this is like turning turning them into a equestrian have a beef with it to love. Ain't nobody happy was kind of famous because of the they filmed a lot of what they did he did back in the day. It was one of the famous one of the famous American filmmakers. I forget take the time but he filmed a lot of his stuff. Yeah that's part of the like you know if you think about wars and revolutions like that seldom there's cameras going around around. That's why it was one of the first one where there's actually films of these kinds of battles and you know filming something like that. There's also putting yourself at risk critics quite extraordinary. That had something like that Nan. Walmart withdrew Christmas cocaine sweater. I think it was smell man who was doing lines and he's like Oh home. Mary Christmas it is like a lot of people. Don't realize that Walmart like Amazon or shop. A FI is a third party vendor for for anybody who wants to put stuff for sale so people thought that Walmart was creating and selling Alan these Raunchy Christmas sweaters. That's not the worst ones either. There was like five or six of these things and the caption. The sweater describing says the best snow comes straight from South America. Santa really likes to savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality grade. AAC Colombian snow part of it is like I think this is just marketing for sweaters. And they're going to sell like hotcakes wherever they're really found right right now. Walmart took them down. Because we're we think Christmas is a family. Wholesome event Jesus Blah Blah? Merry Christmas correct craft smash crash maps. I don't think I told that. Sore on the PODCASTS DO Catering on the side and I worked this one party and I was bartending. And the guy came up to me and he looked happy holidays and he just looked at me with daggers occurs in his eyes and literally said it to me like this. Merry Christmas so angry that I wished to my happy holidays. They just said Barry Christmas like that. It was as though he had just been raised on Fox News or something like that. It's just like it was always perfectly acceptable double to say happy holidays to people you know. There's many holidays you know. Christians celebrate this time of year received New Year's Eve the twelve twelve days of Christmas. It's Christmas Kings Crosby the same happy holidays from the forties or so now all of a sudden we can't say happy that we can't say happy. Happy those those trumper snowflakes and the way that he said Merry Christmas to the with such contempt and was like is that really the spirit of the season. Yeah he probably had a gun in his pocket. I'm glad that you said Merry Christmas bag to test. You know all the holidays. There's World AIDS Day on December. First kicks off everything. Happy World dwells as day cyber Monday and National Day is December. Second Jesse that's your day. The National Day of Disability December learn Jay z's birthday which all good Christians celebrate. Can I get a what what national cookie day. Hey International Ninja Day national gus spot show days December six international civil aviation day national cotton. Candy Day my favorite video. Where the cotton can't I can go to wash the cotton candy? What Talk December Eighth National Brownie Day? The Most Delicious Holiday International Mountain Day for the people who like to walk on mountains and care about the Environment December Eleventh National Dangling Day twelve for you partied. Saudi Day is December twelfth. We're not not even halfway through here. Okay we ice cream day horse day. Violent Days Taylor Swift's birthday monkey day at the same day. monkeying Taylor Swift's birthday. No one day apart chocolate covered anything day this is just the month of December Maple survey Arabic Language Day. MLD for those Moody December Nineteenth Hard Candy. Same Day. Same Day every day every day people cookie. Today's Day's December twenty first cookie before. Did you like US Still Shit and you can get the recipe cooking drag Queens Dot Com. Sorry of course Hannukah National Short Person Day also same day starts off Christmas Christmas Eve. Jesus Birthday Boxing Exciting Day National Candy Cane Day National Call Friend Day National Chocolate Candy Cane Day national download day New Year's Eve so when you say happy holidays they could be meaning about any of this. It's a busy time of year. Yeah that's true. Come on what are you gonNA do for Christmas. You go back to Indiana and see the folks. I'M GONNA go to Scott's grandma's house and do an Christmas Masseev thing and then I got to work Christmas Day. Get that holiday pay yes total scrooge over. Yeah I'll give you the money money. Yeah I wish I could work on you know like the Christmas. Carol of like he was probably making Bob Crash. It was making time and a half A. Hey I work on Christmas Eve baby come on I get a good a good money. Mast wasn't making time and a half. That's why it's Smith station. Have the day off Christmas Day off or time and a half but it's curse triple time to. Oh my God yeah I think so tripling clipped it would be anti-christian to do that Reagan the money honey. Just try with a five hundred bucks a month. Cassandra just try me. Try Me that Pearl Bailey. I know it's so good so we'll play at the end of the day. Okay we remind people that the phone is made possible because of fierce fabulous I be less people just like you go fund me dot com slash. Save Feast of fun and help us reach our goal by the end of the holiday season and to be able to maintain replace the hardware and software but website. The microphones cables the mixer. All kinds of things are in badly need in disrepair and needs to be fixed or replaced again that's go fund me dot com slash. Save the Feast of fun or you can visit our store to these two fun dot com slash story. Get yourself a t shirt or a mug today just in time for Christmas. I'm seeing I see a lot of stories about celebrities or anonymous people going into the same kind of big box chain store and in paying off people's layaway 's or what the people are in line and they're paying for their gifts. One celebrity just spent like eighty one thousand dollars paying off the lever. Ever layaway. This certain box chain store and I'm just kind of like this has to be some kind of viral marketing or something like that. I think you know it's just not like why is all of a sudden people same store. Why is it not a difference to our? Why wouldn't it be this big Chine? Why is this one? Why is it always the same one? WHO's half their employees are on food stamps? And meanwhile they're CEO's in the people that own the company are gazillion Ayers. Yeah why does a What is it the lingerie stores getting people? Buying their layaway stuff hangs dildo stores. Never I ah those dildos. I'M GONNA pay them for you and you're GonNa have a really hard candy Christmas now. It's always going to the big box stores and be like I need this whisk need a whisk. I'll pay off your list. Potato Masher potatoes to be fluffy just just for for once the gravy to run off of them like a river going down the mountainside into the stream. I wanted to be colic. Khaleq Bucolic Christmas letter to Santa Barbara and Santa Potatoes ubad sitting on the hard North Pole for way too long. All I want for this. Christmas is not just you. But you know sex. I AH drugs. Dick's sex rock and roll Champagne Jacuzzi. I'll take all of it hard candy honey but you know actually coquito is a great way to celebrate and you could get that recipe at cooking with drag Queens Dot com and this is finally onto. Youtube is finally announced that they will They have new anti harassment policy fight racial gender and LGBTQ abuse so we started the same year as Youtube did right and then but youtube really big the year after we started. And we're just kind of like you. You couldn't believe like the fifteen years fifteen years to get there to do that kind of stuff. Yeah that amazing. What part of it is that? Other people are are moving their videos to other platforms forms. And so you know I. It is an interesting website right because they they they are the largest video sharing site in the world and at at the same time they behave like it's six people are working there. I'm too busy. I brought this got so much money. You know all the people I've ever met that like are successful with Youtube or work for Youtube. Are Swimming in money like Oh. We went to the Riviera French Trivia. This summer was so great. You know Chris Crocker one time he was bragging how he bought a lemon yellow Hummer with money. And I'm just like what am I doing wrong. Chiffon cake a lemon yellow Chiffon cake like okay. Merry Christmas Nice Grass. Hopefully you know the thing about Youtube as a platform in addressing systemic. Hate and anger and discrimination. It's a tricky space because you do want to keep it open for people to talk about their feelings and do so. In a way that's constructive and the ad at the same time you know. A lot of social media. Websites and Youtube is a social media website when people can interact with each other. They're speaking from subconscious. Mind more they say things to each other that normally when say face to face as much and so people can fight a lot more and say mean hurtful things normally wouldn't even dream of doing. There is a safety and that anonymous anonymity Eh in when people don't know who you are and there's no consequence you blabbermouth. Then you're going to be a lot ruder you know. I wonder what kind of person I would be like if I could get away with saying anything and I guess we'll find out soon enough. I want to thank you for coming on the PODCAST. And if you've got a chance to come back next week we're having a bunch of comedians on. 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Episode 60: Christmas Trees Rock! Part Two

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Episode 60: Christmas Trees Rock! Part Two

"You know more there are sexy voice on WanNa little sexy voice is gone. Hey Everybody Welkom Welcome to Jacoby this place. I'm heather together we make. You're listening to the stuff you are. Let's see two part. Two Christmas tree saw Christmas trees. That stuff like that was very anti-climactic right there really the wind. I did get the rest when I thank you very much. Okay are you good. We Open Taymor okay all right. We're good great. Megan you got your drink. Yes so we've got Aaron and Megan Megan in an errand or sharing the Mike. Mike's on the fourth realized that four. DSP are what New Year for twenty twenty. We'll get get another Mike. We'll have four mics. We have a lot of guest People that WANNA be on our podcast. We'll have to start like Erin Steve Wants to be on these. Still that MARLA wants to be on it. We're all get her ass over here You know what we could could Robin Kathy. We could take our stuff to Marla in January. visit her that we do road trip to Marla in January. This is one Kobe's besties. Yeah that I have but I mean I'm friends with now into sort of the area but we have never met personally. We're going to go visit her. We should take the staff and we should do podcasts. So it's just come to our attention that you are wearing megan shirt shirt. Mom How could you do this to me. You put it in the goodwill box. I did yes you did. So your mom plucked right out of that goodwill box. Wow how it matched my sweater. I had today I I oh mom would betray me like this sure really good shit goodwill box like really good shit I hate that fabric is awful. It's like really tight. I don't why love this shirt I wear it all the time it matches matches my Erin or how does it feel. How can you wear it all the time? You pulled pills nights. I've worn it like three times since you put it in a goodwill box. This is the first. Oh she's not. She's walking trails shirt. You you have some good shit in your closet and I'm not going to just throw it. Gives you know why she has good shit in her closet because bought by her. Mom's I know mostly by I mom somebody the second guess. What eventually the second mom shirts are in a good well? There's some really good stuff over here in the goodwill pile if anyone would like staff from the goodwill I'd still forgot my ship for your stuff. It's okay baby I got its. They're in in a bag with your name on it this year. Right here is actually really nice. I'm surprised that Megan risk it's Marissa's and it's really nice. That is really nice. Have you giving this to the goodwill. Try It on real quick right on. So yeah she likes the size going on she's like is going on. Ah looks like it's long enough in the arms errands tall. She's like are hype at the Nicer. Almost six foot at looks nice. It is nice it would and it's so nice. Look we got a picture going. We'll postseason arcus page which Aaron going home with you okay. We gotTA shirt going. Hand has a brand new shirt for Aaron. Merry Christmas Erin from like. Why did I get rid of that shirt I really like? Why am I here? That's the real reason now. Nine Megan you're here because we love you. I can't believe she doesn't make Dan. Should I love you I know you do. I can't be told but I love you. You don't WanNa be here because there are oriented arena right now. I don't WanNA leave. You can leave this pure cranberry juice. I don't I don't want to drink anymore. Honey bucket. I don't sit in it. It tastes better a volcanic. I highly doubt that really does have cranberry juice. And cranberry cranberries honey. You only take that if you have like a bladder infection it there you don't do straight Iran Berry cranberry juice but ill a little bit of something something to that like. What what do I hall? What do we have other than alcohol over our in Chooser we? There's some cherry sorry juice -ill really good. We literally that in Chocolate Syrup of Cherry you just hear what she who says Greenwich Village. Use that stuff like that. Yeah we'll sugar sugar. Don't you think the best thing Eh. Cranberry we have some pomegranate vodka. which should be really good with the cranberry juice? I'm just saying I'm just saying why you guys know I'm underage rate. Wait does say there's on the hawk. Megan the twenty or twenty one year. Old Megan go get your house cramp fucking Balka and put what am there. How many times on this show have I said I'm in highschool listening listening? I still wait wait. There's a lot of people are still twenty twenty one in high school. You're out there. I don't judge you know your skills. I really don't judge. There's no testing Megan. Go Get that book. Don't want the school better tomorrow. I've got my mental health day tomorrow. No no yes. That'll how one and a half weeks and then you have two weeks off. Yeah I do. Do I feel stressed out like all the time but I never want to take a day off because you'll say no Ernie hat you had like so many six days this year. You can't take any more days off. Tell her how I can have twenty excused as I've had four gets more than that because I've pulled you out a bunch on Gitai. Heather's pulled me out during one period but didn't count as an absence because it was for one period. Oh that doesn't count as a whole milk to a poll heather into this because I know what pulled me out. It didn't count. I don't mind Polaner. I have a recorded. How many days I've missed? And how many periods like individually. I've missed. It's great outing are you. You have availability of a whole day of a of a mental health. I do out of like twenty tweeted what I'm thinking. I'm really campaigning. For you master. Yeah and it's hard. Megan what's your GPA. Three point six that does sound like a decent eh for a mental health day started trimester with new class and I have five projects in one class. Kate will why are you taking a day off because you have time to work on the project. She's not going to work on the projects. Where are you fuck just trying to fight? Yeah but they don't understand. What does that mean and I was like? I don't just do this. Just talk to the hand. Talk to the hand man. I I can't Oh do instead of talk to the end right. Fuck you on that. I should do that and then put the hand up and as fuck Q in that. They'd still look like they're confused in your hand that unlike Aaron just did and flip railway can I. Can I do that at work on my hand and just put my hand yes is that okay yes a year work you can hire them and I cannot do it at our work. I don't think we work with kids. We can't do that were it. Depends who's in seniors to me on that. Have you noticed. That's my favorite. I fucking play the shit out of them. We can't we can't hear you because you're not next to the microphone teens and I we Mesh teens that talking. That's weird out of context. He's in. I like gather all of a sudden I liked the team. You love those teams. That's really bad. I met working on the team. Yeah I mean a three-year-old versa. Eighteen year old. Yeah take I'll take the eighteen year old fucking day that we could be taken out of context too though really I mean want eighteen year olds. No I love working on the teens. I do like working on teen exactly see I like working on teams teeth versus in a two year old because my voice goes guy pitched right and I don't like my high pitched voice. I don't like my warm fuzzy voice. I don't do well with it. I can't do kids very well. Your kids great came when I said I had one. I'm joking today. I had one. I had a patient. We had the volume up shitting you. I looked at chart notes that look the terrorists. Like what the fuck are you putting this in my room I learn. I said that to her because as kid who was like my coworker coworker. Angie back me up Aaron was warm and fuzzy person a fucking world wrote in there. The patients extremely active very difficult to work on. Doesn't stop talking. Hates all taste in the mouth and she kept going on for a full page. She doesn't write pages. She writes nothing. She didn't fill out our whole chart notes breath shrill page on this kid and I looked at those like fuck no. I'm not doing this. Sure enough is fucking comes in my room now and the first I was like I know you. Don't you're going to man up because I'm talking to an eight year old boy. You're going to man up today. You're going to be okay with these taste in your your mouth because I have. I can't control it. You can't control it. You have cabinet your mouth. That's not my issue that your issue and you're going to do this and terrorism looking at me like I have Sometimes though manned up and tell the very ten and you had the Phil Forum and we had a rough time that was that was tomboy tongue. He I can't say that. Were stop making defunding me. Kobe tone. Tung Thanh Hung Ton rain listen. Linda's gay got trees. I refuse views. This is part two. This is part two of our Christmas tree episode. Fine Partu walking Christmas only talking Christmas trees. While we're GONNA call it what I call. I can't remember we're calling you call it. This is part two so I WANNA call fucking Christmas trees. Just make the like. It's like oh it's like what you said and then you make it plural for the second one 'cause to the first part one. This is part two so we're moving on. We're who I like that one. That sounds now. Aaron participate pay. You have to go into the MIC after that. Yeah we can't hear you if you're not right next to the Mike at all so all right all right so. We're moving on from history of Christmas trees last week which we did to Christmas traditions around the world. So we're going to say what different countries which is due in Japan the KFC for Christmas dinner. Yeah yeah all right. We're going to start with Canada. It at all right. Who Likes Canada kind of everybody loves Canada? I mean okay all right so. The German settlers moved to Canada and the seventeen hundreds and they brought with them allying things that we cherish today the advent calendars. I saw. y'All stop right there. gingerbread houses and cookies and Christmas trees so in Queen Victoria's German husband Prince. Albert put up a Christmas tree at Windsor Castle in eighteen forty eight. The Christmas tree became a tradition throughout England. The United States and Canada. Chris Hey all right next country Christmas trees in Mexico. May anyone Christmas tree anyone all right wait wait. We're just trying to figure out those traditions. So I bet you live quite a bunch of tortilla chips salsas hottest off on their Chili's we believe we have tamales at Christmas time. Yes we have. Oh yeah they do it for Thanksgiving too so work with them. They know they've explain plane. There's okay I'm GonNa try to pronounce something. Okay all right biggest doing better Mexican homes the principal holiday adornment. It is L. Naza manteaux which means a native he seen. He's Nas. I'm in throw naked. All right naked. So but a decorated KRISTA cheeky be set up elsewhere in the home. A natural pine represents a luxury commodity to most Mexican families the typical help our belief dough which means little tree are boldly dough. Little tree is often an artificial one or a branch or shrub collected from the countryside. Really tries to listen to all that. I'm sorry I know you're not listening to me. I'm sorry mega. Very distracting honor. It was like interpretive dancing sign language how dare you fun fact. I'm actually signing the words to Africa Africa by toto. I knew as interpretive dance because I don't know very interesting about the groceries. The right I'm skipping ahead to Greenland right rain land but this actually have to be imported hoarded because trees can't grow ingredients Zeiss. Because Galt it's a lot of ice so they decorate them with candles and bright ornaments again again. The candles which you know with the dead Christmas tree like it will burst into flames so just FYI. I don't want candles on a dry track. I kind a new this. When we were talking last episode about them pudding candles on how the hell there were many infernos right right right but apparently you know I still have a couple of ornaments that can put a candle on it? What on your tree? I don't use them. I don't like the damn thing. Old School Holds a light a candle actually souls the candle on it and it has the old school little candle lighter that is but I honestly the big toe. Because it's not on the Red Christmas tree. Oh let's burn her house down. Have you the man house lately. This is going to have. Yeah Downhill me over. You're going to actually want to have your seventeenth seventeenth birthday at my house. I'm assuming I highly doubt that. Why are you doubting that? Because I wanted chucky cheese. I'm actually really really excited to go to chucky cheese really. Yeah we we gotta have chucky cheese. Honey get there I want you have some pretty low expectations. -tations why because I just went to chucky cheese two years ago who owns coop falls and everything's a lot smaller than they look a commercials. But what is the mouse friendly. Is He alive. That the one that they have cruising around chucky. PT's is but the ones doing. The concert is not what that's TRONC walk. My whole world is ally no just electron IQ one and that's the other one is a guy in a costume way. He's not a real mouse. No why didn't no one told me these minimum. I'm an page minimum wage guy in a costume. Mom trying to make you happy. I'm sorry chucky cheese has a cost you of you. Know what I love chucky cheese for years could you never tell itchy imitation of banke mouse. Honey more. No wants to see chucky cheese. They I want to see Mickey Mouse right right. Would you rather go to check each. He's or would you rather go to Disneyland. I can't I would rather see chucky. She's Mickey Mouse If you're seeing Mickey Mouse Urine Disneyland so that just solves the problem right there but not. Everybody loves Mickey Mouse. Well most people should be mouse stills goofy is thunder. I know I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the taking the thunder taking goofy all right. Yeah so like I was GonNa keep going with the Christmas tree Christmas. Skip ahead to the Christmas Tree Trivia. Because you guys your attention span. That's about five seconds. At this point to chucky cheese. No other we're going to skip ahead to Christmas Tree Trivia Trivia. I got this shit job. You're okay right. Well I'm going to read a Trivia and then we can talk about it. Okay okay okay. Got In nine hundred seventy nine. The National Christmas tree was not lighted except for the top ornament. This was done in honor of the American in hostages in Iran. What you think about that? I was in nineteen seventy nine. Yeah we had a hostage in Iran in one thousand nine hundred ninety nine parallelly wait during that no. It was the president during that time. I don't know Carter. Maybe Reagan would be the president and seventy nine. It's not important. Are you sure who are you. Sure it was my Carter Carter. It'd be Carter or Reagan. Wait Shit Shit Google Barrett Shit. I didn't wound. Did I tell most twenty twenty. I want debate today. The Rockefeller Center Christmas Sousse trae tradition began in nineteen thirty three Franklin. Here's the fourteenth president brought the Christmas tree tradition to to the White House so this was Carter for sure. Franklin Pierce was president. I you guys was Carter K.. Reagan was not in office till eighty one to eighty nine. That's all right. Yeah so it was Carter. Did you hear about my debate. Heather no invade against Nixon and I want against Obama should even rap. I didn't row or you didn't wear but was it. Nixon Watergate. He wasn't now. Obama would be a tough on the rap out Obama. I didn't wrap out but I won. Obama debate by one. So worried debating Alabama I basically said I have no political opinions on this but I had to make him look bad so this is why I said I. He said You say he was like with some snow he was kind of he sent. Spies over to president trump when he was Doing his election stuff. When also also was in a second term he sent spies over the president trump which is something that Nixon would have gotten impeach for for Watergate so I mentioned that I mentioned and all the people when he went to the Libya intervention and he was asking for a peaceful summit and then like a couple of days later he bombed the country? Yeah yeah good points. Megan very good points and the and the girl who's doing I'm Thomas Jefferson and she was like well. You had slaves sleeves and I was like okay I one. Yeah Okay Ha I did and now I'm going into the final round. Are we shocked doc. Making want her debate. I'm not talking when she argues with me like I can't ever get the point across even witching itching. No she's wrong she won't stop. Stop as the listen. Linda no stopping. No tell her that she. The bigger it makes stall bakes means stops when I say that phrase. That's my phrase at the state. Hey Mom we don't know what to say to vampires or biblical no they're give God created. Vampires Oh my God bibles and Vampires local know what does the Term Biblical bean in the Bible. The Bible God it means from the Bible. There are no vampires in the Bible who was in the Bible. Megan God Megan again. Who are there appears in the Bible? God is the answer to that is no god is in the Bible and Gosh Rita Vampires therefore vampires ars guard typical. All right all right. I'm stopping you both right now. which is really sad? That I'm stopping you We are way off topic we are. We are going back to the trees DAB information about the trees they're so biblical. Make me raise my voice anymore. Because it's GONNA leave. They're going to Raspy v again right now. Everybody listen to this next one. That's important okay. Linda Linda Linda in the first week. AAC trade your home. We'll consume as much as a quarter of water per day guarantee you my tree gets zero. You're on water. Heating from its ceiling. Portents is much more important than the vampires okay. Baguettes in watering at the trees seem to be important Kobe. How many how much water you give your tree I i? My tree tree doesn't need water by our Cat's pee on it though that's water that's water. Just give it sits whoa. So what's it's Fake Your Cat's pee on your white best way. It's turning yellow. I wondered you know what happens happens if you hanging from the ceiling. They can't pee on it. They can try. They do try now did. Did it ever occurred to you. That hanging your tree upside down from the ceiling is like hanging across upside down. Why would you say this? The trees not a symbol of our Christ. Thank you Megan choice of. I have a tree or no tree. It's what my my choices are hanging from the ceiling or zero tree. Those are my choices. Did you guys know spray. Paint a wall at a church and then stand in front of a mirror with some like salt and red string you can summon Seton. I read this if you spray. Paint a wall and a church yes well you. You don't have to spray. You just have to defile a church away. You can flip across upside down at a new look in a mirror at what you did not no no. There's no mere. I don't thank you put a mirror egner church and then you defile the church in some way and then you spread circle assault around you in the mirror and you place a bunch of red candles and attached to them with red string and you light them all and then you talking to the mirror and Satan will appear in the mirror any sense the here. It sounds bloody Mary. Three salt like the psych repel repel evil. Do not why supernatural design and. Sam would tell you yeah. Saw All repel tells you don't circle it around the Mir you circle it around yourself to react yourself from Satan so he can't come out of the mirror in the mirror a okay. Okay wait a minute. Yeah if you were to actually summoned Satan. I don't think some salts gonNA keep you save. Just ah keep us all to what about weight astral. Isn't there the King of Hell isn't supernatural sating Ah is a supernatural fiction show Megan McCain and their mom the salmon. The French are not true. Oh Yeah Megan don't minus for your mom again. What Sagan? We'll make my life so much worse. If you actually try. Try to prove this out as of his false. Just stop. Please don't make your mom not we don't want her not doubt we don't want doubting supernatural. Please don't do that to me. Don't do this. You've been doing supernatural. She thinks it's like almost bible life. So please don't don't rules for me please please. I won't I won't until your religion mom please. I can't handle any. She's going to go for me to nonstop. You hear what Megan I see how to summon Satan inciting dot do not do not do that to me right now in the bathroom and Saint Bloody Mary. Three times fled. They came away one right there at Christmas tree. Ross Christina Satan. Dayton's is pretty low employee. Megan you need chill alright. Thanks is like reverend hard time right now. I added a shield to just you need to shell. You guys had a fantastic day. Good for you heather. Sure I mean literally the one kid that I thought was going to be annoying he just manned up and was his little ton wasn't there. I would have been fantastic. That ton sucked. Hey did you guys know what what what about tree ten saw was the government. Wait I I was laughing. Why do tensile was once? Banned by the government I was tinsel banned by the government contained lead. Why can't they make tinsel about lettuce just stuffy throw on your tree paint with lead in it? It's just like everybody is like. Hey let's put leaded shit because that's fun. Did you guys know people used to think that tomatoes were toxic. 'cause they would put tomatoes on lead plates in the lead would seep up into the tomatoes is and then they would eat the tomato with the let it die so someone tried to assassinate George Washington by putting a tomato soup. But it didn't do anything and everyone was really know what I've heard that story before. Yeah that's true. Yeah why are you pointing at Megan just like I am emphasizing my point. I know that was cute. But so far there oh All around the world you're pointing around the world is thrown. Here's eating all right. So he's he's he's fights quick before we move on you superfine trying to feed him. The tomato with the lead already absorbed in the tomato. Put an sue. The lead being absorbed into `tatoes. What did it they just thought? The tomato itself was really toxic through in the soup and then they were so pissed when he keel over dead but then I came back the poisoning with the lead absorbed in exactly got the then they decided to come back with a different lead in the form of a bullet. Hey guys oh Christmas tree oh Christmas. Hey you guys. Are Your branches French. That one hundred thousand people are employed in the Christmas tree industry so we have how many people that are unemployed Loyd most of the time of the year hey now heather you have to take care of trees all year round. You can't just only water. I'm and take care of him. In December to take care of their small percentage that gets to keep their jobs. It takes six to eight years for Christmas treat immature. You're sixty eight years not without not with Miracle Grow Grow America Roll. Oh that Shit. That's what I did my Christmas tree farm grow grow the shit out. I go out there talking to him. I'd have seen plants or seeming little boombox outgoing. You remember we talked about on the last episode so long last week the Thomas. Edisons assistance came up with the idea of electric lights for Christmas tree. So people have cameras and burn their houses. Houses Down La- Christened was pretty new. Then so how many. How many of the electricity lights caused fires I doesn't they just caused buyers now? Do you have a really fucking dead trees. You forgot the water for the whole month. It's going up on a blaze. It is you know that the thing is going to go up so fucking pass just like when you deep fry your Turkey outside in at Blair House on bar you know you know. There's a percentage I don't know what the percentage is because that was something that I figured out when I was trying to call the butterball hotline answered they never ever answered on Christmas. Thanksgiving Day never had a deep fried Turkey question. We should all liable for spurning her. Our House down with the deep fried. That's what I was going to. I think that would have been the best one is called up so I try Z.. Firm is Turkey and my house is on fire. Why do they'd probably be like call the fire department well? IRA called you is. Can you guys do that for me. We talk about. I think this is after we stopped recording already but have there was going to call and ask them how to make your deck and yeah I have a full script in my phone. Yeah what I was going to return editor talking but does it work because no one answered me on. Thanksgiving low ran a Kobe. Didn't reminding towards the end of Thanksgiving and then I started calling them then and then went answered. Believe they didn't answer on Thanksgiving. They probably think over. Yeah it was about what were we talking. I should go to Denny's ace. Oh the night though someone call someone called nine one one because they were like high and they lost her TV remote and they called nine one one. I believe it did nine hundred one respond to them and help them with the remote talent. Police officer came out to make sure he was on a meth. The police offers came out. Arrest them because he was on Meth. Hey was only high and I what. I'm assuming illegal state because he didn't get arrested but they did find his TV remote. Hey Hey Highness. I didn't realize there was a legal state of whereas reserve breathalyzer for the legal state of Highness. Did I say that. Yeah Yeah you you did. I really liked what you said. This legal status slip some Botkin there here. Yeah she's in running start. Everything's fine start. Everything is fine. Just kidding I are we okay. I'm I'm showing running. Start Right now. She's twenty very much twenty one. Your mom wants to replace this green carpet anyway anyway. None of them have tried to get my history teacher. History professor. Aw what else do we have about Christmas Tree Tricia. I've just I'm done. I'm done 'cause y'all are not taking it seriously and so we're done with Christmas tree. Listen Linda Linda Linda Linda. Let us know Mark Christmas Trivia. Listen Linda I was very I was very interested in the Christmas Tree Trivia fucking analyze continue where dad curses trees part two so basically all I did part one. We we attempted we have asked our way through partout. Sorry referred part two so Thomas Edison Zone next week. We're going to have a different topic. Silla Christmas orientated Christmas ornaments ornaments. Take Five Stars on. We're GONNA talk. About the origin of cramps. Crap is crap. What do we do campuses? That evil type Santa Real Santa and he goes after the naughty boys and girls kills them. What are we doing for the rest of this? This episode of where Pretty Much Dumb Dan with this episode episode over thirty minutes now yup. Oh cool so so. We're all going to bed now. We're done talking about Christmas trees and we're going to think of amazing cramps as they might as he twenty. Yeah Nightmares yes. Think about not cramps. And if you have an awesome picture Christmas tree send it to us. How many times do I have to ask you guys? Send US Shit it does shit send us your mail. Mail the whole Christmas tree with through the wind. I put this box Fedex pick it up. Yeah yeah a little. Yeah make us a mini Christmas. My Christmas tree up so as Kobe. So's errands we have. Our Christmas trees up mine is hanging out the merry Christmas everyone. I don't know if we'll see you you you again until after Christmas. I think we showed right are we. What's Today so this will this Friday? That's one post the other Friday. You're right it'll be after Christmas. Merry Christmas Chris. We have to change Chris Walmart chain. Wait hold on hold on making. ooh ooh that was a good one. Okay all very Christmas Lebanon we'll have.

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