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Full Show (Mark Wahlberg joins, Dak + Jerry, Brady's future, Dez Bryant, LeBron/Giannis, Chase Young)

Skip and Shannon: Undisputed

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Full Show (Mark Wahlberg joins, Dak + Jerry, Brady's future, Dez Bryant, LeBron/Giannis, Chase Young)

"Welcome to the undisputed podcast. I'm your host Jerry Taft. This podcast is the full show from today's episode of undisputed from start to finish. They've got a busy slate. So Skip Shannon. Let's get to it. Welcome to undisputed. We're live from la. I'm Jenny tapped skip. Bayless and Shannon. Sharpe it is Friday. Good morning everyone thinking about my partner last night about watching all this fast forties at the combine and I. I remember that time you ran for eight from Dallas cowboys. Four eight. That's me you know what you need to stop. Disseminating information that's untrue. Speed is not right not four eight. Yeah no all. That's the that's the genie. Please don't repeat that you know repetition repetition of untruth doesn't make it okay. We don't WanNa know what I would get running so we have so much to get to. Today Does Lebron have a shot catching jaanus in the MVP Veggie? We leave King. Plus excited about this patriots. Superfan Mark Walberg later. He's going to discuss where he thinks. Tom Brady is going to end up. Is He staying? Is he leaving New England but I we do have to talk about the cowboys? The Dallas Morning News is reporting that the contract offered Dak Prescott back in September included. Thirty three million a year with one hundred million in guaranteed money one team source said that it would help. Dak If he contacted the Jones family himself instead of letting his agent handle things and yesterday Jerry said the deal is more than just Dak. Take a listen. This is a deal that Ultimately I have to do and I'm We'll have to When I say do I have to sign the check? So it's got to fit and it has to fit a lot of things and For me this is not about that. It's about the team and about how win. And that's not being In any way negative I think the world of DAG but It's about the team and if it's If it doesn't feel right it won't all right. Shannon should make the call to Jerry. No that's why you have. You know that got rid of his original agent inside with a company Youtube guys know very well see a he went and got taught Fran for this very reason so in other words and you say what they're doing dares good Cook Jerry in these owners. What they'll do they'll put it out there for some of these media guys to go do it so in other words that. Why don't you call Jerry Yourself? Let him take advantage of you because Jerry used to doing hundreds of million dollar deals. Dak is not representative. So that's like me having a lawyer as Shanna. Why you don't get rid of your lawyer. Egypt go to the court by yourself really. Somebody trained a prosecutor or another attorney. Go ahead here. We shouldn't sharp this unqualified to do this. Would I got representation? I wish I might do that. Ginny Komo stop this skill. I think after you hear Jerry Jones you feel it is good you before your dealer get done but I told you I am not skip I told you from the beginning that this was about Carson Wentz in Jared Goff. There's no way inhale was those two guys sign that that was gonNA sign behind them and take less money okay. And that's where we are. I do not believe I don't believe you believe that. Khalil Mack is a better player than Aaron Donald but he got more money than Aaron Donald because he signed after Aaron Donald Dak Prescott us in hold on these guys said okay. They got they got one hundred eight guarantee one got one twelve guarantee average about thirty for thirty two and a half thirty three million. You want me to take thirty two hundred MIL. You would've left and what they got so in other words you won't meet CA- they're advancing the football so in other words if I take this contract. I going backward. Age is going to be upset or the players are going to be upset. Because we're trying to. You know we keep trying to push this. Thank Board Cadillac. The stock market. We wanted to keep climbing. We don't ever want to have to have a sell off. No no Jerry player. Jerry's lead horrible Macadamia somebody say how you tell Jerry Jones. You'd always harder Taylor Jerry Jones. No that would do it right. Ask You tell him. No this is what is going to take to get his side. They'll need no forty million but I'm not taking less guaranteed money. I'm not taking less money than Jerry. Golfing Carson Winston. That's not going to happen because it's not about because maybe if you signed before them that one hundred million dollar guarantees that looks good but I'm signing that not knowing what these two guys in my draft class guy now I want just admitted division titles Carson might have a better win loss record been carson. Wentz does so. I can't take less and Jerry. You know trying to play hardball. Now he's back. Did He. Back into chair? He like you know I gotTa do this deal. I don't mean to sound negative what you're signing. If it doesn't feel right it won't happen. I got I have a responsibility to my salary cap. I and that Chris got Ta Francis. If it doesn't feel right we won't do won't we won't happen okay some skill. Something's going to have to give now. It seems like this tag. If Bruin this franchise tag bruin is right around the corner. 'cause they're going to have to make decision next week coming right down and I both know Aaron not letting hit the open market. So they're going to tag it if already. Bad Blood see is best when things are like this Jerry. Don't say anything don't say is best not to even say anything so just let it go skip it. You keep saying what he's making all these millions of dollars off the drew brees is the highest paid. Football player endorsed the sixteen million. Tom Brady of at twelve million. We look this up Stephen. I stayed up all night. Russ Aaron Rodgers at nine all BJ. Five Matt Ryan is at Five Saquon. Barkley that four and a half. I don't buy any of that. I think I'm sorry. How do you know nobody discloses any of this? This guy's twelve national. Tv contracts were. I'm sorry you can't tell me he's making under three million dollars out. Twelve deals it's too. I'm just big so let me ask a question. Do you believe Lebron James is making fifty? Plus million of Roger Federer's doing fifty million endorsements probably way more than that. That's what I would think. Okay it's hard to know. Everybody always writes about they. Don't disclose your guessing on that one all seeing well how'd you? How'd you GONNA say fifty million? Why not say one hundred million if you go to disclose the number because somebody put that out there. I believe somebody in the cowboys camp. Put that out there so if we put that out there guess what Jimmy. The fans say that you make it fifty million you cannot give Jerry or discount. Oh here we go now. I'm going to draw my considerable Dallas Cowboy historical knowledge. I'M GONNA go back to the teams. I covered through the nineteen nineties the cowboy dynasty. That should've won. Like five straight super bowls and we're going to get to the reason they didn't in just a moment because it has to do with Jerry in his ego and his temper. Okay so what? What was the mantra in the locker room of the nineteen nineties cowboys? Nine Hundred Ninety S. This is Michael Irvin. Emmett Troy Company. Those two specially the mantra was if you got contract issues make the call Jerry. Jones to me is the biggest pushover owner in sports. Maybe in sports history. If you make the call and I get what you said I'm GonNa get to the principle of what you're saying about ca but they decided that they all realize the breakthrough in any negotiation with Jerry. Would not come agent Jerry or agent to Stephen Jones. It would come player to Jerry so my classic anecdote was one Tuesday off day. I just happened to be walking through the foyer at the front entrance to the cowboy facility. Not The locker room entrance. And I bump into remember Nate Newton. I do and nate. Newton was this. Usfl excuse me usfl cast off fat kid who almost couldn't make the team his first year. Who transformed his body into a dominating pro bowl offensive guard? He was a dominator work and it was time for him to get paid and I saw him walk in the front door. The facility I said what are you doing here on Tuesday? He said I'm going up to see Mr Jones and I said Oh you mean daddy and he winked at me like Yup. The next thing I knew two days later it was announced. Nate got paid big because he went in appeal to daddy again. Jerry views himself as daddy to all those players who will play up to him. You have to break the ice and come to him. You have to play to his daddy ego okay so it just kept happening. Michael Irvin could just play daddy and just turning in circles when it came to contracts emit tried to challenge daddy and cost two games. They lost the first game but then it was Emmett who broke the ice and he got in touch with Jerry and said let's do. Let's figure this out right okay. So it's making the call then. We have a long history more recent. Romo. He didn't make the call he just about lived with Daddy. You know like he was a son so you keeps bringing up the Romo deal. It was outrageous what he did. He made him the highest highest paid player fifty-five guaranteeing he had earned it. No maybe if the box office because he was a roller coaster ride every Sunday. You didn't know what you're GonNa get from me. Would he throw four touchdown passes or throw one to Denver to end the game against Peyton through five like five hundred dollars a day? There you go. And then we had this series of demarcus. Ware was back in that day. Nell Sean Lee. Made the call demarcus. Lawrence really made the call and got one hundred million dollars a year and we came all the way up to Zeke. Remember Z. Came back from Kabo and made the call when it looked like he was gonna stay in Kabul for a couple of games. A of real games. Okay so my point is this is one way to go but you have to swallow your pride and you have to tell your agent to back off. I got this. I'm going to try this way to break the brass right right okay. So again you're represented by CA. I'm represented by Seattle. Great Company can't believe in it. We trust it. And Sodas Dak Prescott so his attitude. I'm guessing right now as I changed agents and went to see if there's a reason for this very reason because they're really good at what they do you know so I'm GonNa Trust them to do what they do. We talked about it last. Just Give Anthony. Davis did what he changed. Agents go to clubs for a reason skip. You're not changing agents just because yeah do change boy berry specific reason. That was a connection reason to get to the lack of that. Chris got could've went with he could've went to a lot of different ages. He came here for reason. Okay so now we get back to what is going on in the big picture. Yesterday was the first report of any number. I told you on the show yesterday. I don't know one number from either side until the Dallas Morning News last night did report that way back in September. The offer that sat on the table untouched. By back in tha right. Todd was a thirty three million dollar average but there was they were going back and forth the two camps for fighting over exactly how much guaranteed got offered somewhere around one hundred and your man. Carson Wentz had already gotten one. Oh eight guarantee this is the Gary. Yes right okay. So the thirty three was still pretty good because it was the fifth highest average in the League right. Because you got Russell Wilson. Thirty five minute. Thirty four Golf and Aaron Rodgers at thirty three point five so it was. It was decent ride. It wasn't insulting but you could argue that if it's around one hundred guaranteed. You could argue. That's an insult when Carson wentz Scott and that's and that's what we thought the guarantee you what I'm looking for so again there's an x factor still missing in. It's the Todd France X. Factor. We still have no idea. How much is he asking for? They are dug in at. What do they want forty five? I don't know I don't know that. Do they want forty to do? They want a number that if you really knew what their number was that they will not budge from even Shannon Sharpe might say you know what that's just that's just out of bounds. That's I believe. Skip the guarantee is the holding point about all that other stuff about you okay. Let's say says okay I give you. I know you WANNA be the first forty million forty dollars quarterback okay. I do five years two hundred million. That's forty million. What are the guarantees? What good is two hundred million paper? If I'm only going to give you sixty million guaranteed enough. I don't know. Are they asking? For a hundred and twenty-five guaranteed are they asking for money that even Shannon Sharpe would say? That's just unrealistic for what he's accomplished no because knowing that the CAP has gone up thirty percents back into the League and this this this is going to go up again. So that's going to be an average of ten fifteen hundred dollars a year. Moving KIP flipside. I know Jerry all too well against spent hundreds of hours around him as I wrote three books on the cowboys and he was involved in all three of them heavily. What did I learn about Jerry? He can be the biggest pushover owner if you play to his ego his daddy ego but if you cross this man he might have the worst temper I've ever seen. I'm talking about a terror of a temper that once it goes over the edge it cannot be. It can't be constrained backing at rain back in. So what did we see? We saw Jimmy Johnson. Cross him at an owner's meeting in Tampa and Jerry. Because he wouldn't toast when Jerry proposed a toast at a table of cowboy coaches. Jerry just slammed his beer down or whatever drink it was and stormed out and went back to the hotel and saw to Dallas reporters at the hotel bar and call them over and announced to them in anger knee-jerk Anger. I'm going to fire Jimmy Johnson. Who had just won two super bowl back back to back super bowls would is that ever happened in the histories league. Will it ever happen again? You will not doubt I mean I guess it could but I doubt it. It was out of sheer raw anger. The had built up over a year. So maybe a couple of years of Jimmy Insulting Jerry saying. Get Out of the football operation in front of coaches staffer right okay. That's the guy you have to be careful because if you push him the wrong way he's liable to do anything he's liable to to say let's trade back and let's go get Brady. Let's do if push comes to shove. He was shoved back. And what did he do to bill? Parcells for cells in that last year did go nine and seven and they did make the playoffs and Romo of all people did bobble the snap. Seattle riot so they had actually made the playoffs since Nineteen ninety-five is pretty good for the Dallas Cowboy right right and he fired him because they were clashing over. Terrel OWENS MOSTLY RIGHT. Yep Okay so you can see. There are two big men with big Egos Jimmy Johnson. And Bill parcells to all time great coaches and he fired both of them because of temper. Because you can't cross that man you can play up to him but you can't cross. Look at what. He's gone through in his life and a man that's overcome what he's overcome having with his mom scituate audit this guy. I I believe Dakyns wide differently than Michael in Amit. And some of these other guys doc is his own man and Dak says look I hired represented representation for a reason now skip. I am not going to talk. Because here's the thing. Yeah those guys talk to them. But what could they have gotten if they have someone that's qualified to do the offer? I don't know because I look at these deals and saw at the time as really pro player. Yes seriously you know doing my thing. My thing is is looking at it like okay you come to me with this after after. I already saw with one hundred and again all right into your pending golf. Can we got one twenty one thirteen? I'm mad he did. What if I told you from the START I love the most about Dak Prescott? His football care right is back bone his guts his playmaking just just his intangibles. What he's made of they're all operating right against Jerry. Because he's the one quarterback in cowboys history. Who kept an arms list? He doesn't seem to buddy up to jerry because he wants to be the voice of the locker right. He doesn't WanNa look like a Jerry talking. That ain't that yeah or somebody you can't trust. No you can trust this guy. Because he's not close to Jerry agrees not Jerry's is in business blessing and a curse for Jerry because Jerry is held on some players that he should've let go a long time ago but he had gotten so close. He views him as the very thing that you said like there. His kids like I came. You know no matter. What for the most part I mean? Obviously there are certain situation but for most part. It's getting skip it hard for a parent to jettison the child and death Jay View Jay us if player. Jay want to go out with a drink. You'll have them over Hugo he. He'll drink with him. But you gotTa have a fight the differences between a and I believe coach. Belichick is that coach. Belichick realizes that they're gonNA come a time And I'm going to have to part ways with you. That's what coach true you guys. That's how dare intew would win win. Great players are having or retiring or you have a trade him. You would have to release them. Tear the lot owner than head coach. I guarantee you better check a loved one night asleep about what transpired with Tom. Brady and what did I tell you? Friends had always told me over the last ten years that he was always sort of surprised and amused. Bell check wooden socialize with him at all in the auto wouldn't play golf with him. Wouldn't have dinner with because arms link got just in case. I gotta be the general if I have to make a decision in battle. I don't WanNa Love You. Right makes it clouds your judgement. Yeah David David had to get punished for very reason skill. He said Bethsheba Guy Yeah he had to get punished. Reason why you don't have. How of Messing with subordinates? Okay cloud their judgment and so jerry. If like call Jerry. Jerry indicted like I don't Wanna I don't WanNa Cross that line. I feel my plate has called Jerry for me. These two division titles rookie of the year this winter skip. He's forty. He won forty games in his first four years of pretty damn good well in his four years. He's won the second. Most Games to the guy and momentarily Fox gas deals. That's gotTa be worth something right. Yeah that's gotTa be worth something back to the endorsements and we're disagreeing over. How much but he does have twelve that I know of national. Tv commercials for him. I believe that has served as something of a safety net. Because you're not making very much money though but at least we talk about the three hundred thousand dollar players who who are going to vote yes. Sorta CBA well. They need the money right but right now that can say. I make chicken feed money for playing quarterback but because I am this I do get this so I got a backup right okay. So that's his safety net for Jerry. That has become a road block in the negotiations. Because he's using that against him saying you. GotTa give me a little. America's team discount because you're playing that for me I am. I don't think I don't think that's fair because it's not like these these companies. These markers are cutting check. He's having to work for that he'd have what he's having to do. Appearances do commercials. Yeah so for the soul I would. I would hate for Fox to use against me which you know. You got these speaking engagements now. You need to cut your cuddle some flags. You know what I'm starting to think you should. I'm prepping all night when we say. Yeah it sounds man. You know allies liberalizes. Koci here but anyway look I get it. You Know Jerry saying if it doesn't fit you know it's got to work. I think Jerry. Jerry is trying to show strength into situation like that. I'm not budget. Yeah and todd. France index is okay. There's a reason why we hadn't talked since September. Because it was Stephen Skill. That kept the bag we thought they were kind of negotiating behind the scene but Stevens said they will were. They weren't we. Were kind of where we were at okay. So this is just me my two cents from a distance if Dak Prescott called me this afternoon and asked me. What would you do in my position? I would say as much as I love and believe in CB in cer. I would make the call because I believe the heavens would open and you would get more money this way playing to his ego the daddy ego than if you continue to to play hard ball with him. He played hearts. Just won't fair-market skip holiday again? I don't know how hard the ball is on the other side. But how about this here? Let's start with more guaranteed money than golf got because I'm signing out the goal. That's the way it goes. You know. That's how we go is not about this because we both know Tom Brady. Should've been making thirty million dollars years ago. All right with what he was making Tom Brady. Tom Brady's but this is all Tom. Brady's false killed because everybody said look with. Tom Is doing it in New England. A look what they're doing so everybody automatically assume that everybody should take a discount. No nine super bowl six vic. Yes but you know. Sometimes I'm I have to wrap my head around. We're talking about one hundred million dollars. Guaranteed Verse One Hundred Eight. Which I know. It's a quarterback quarterbacks game but that is a lot of money questions when it comes to doing these mega million dollar deal hundred million dollar deal. How many times do you think Jerry called a company? Or He has his agent negotiating on his behalf. Why does Jerry Jones not what he needs to get done? Why did he go meet personally? He have representation. Okay but Jerry's a super salesman and I I can promise you. He's made some calls to people. He's negotiating with an appeal to them from the Jerry the super-salesman perspective and gotten things done on the phone. We're usually in. I'm going to again. My final thought is if that called me this afternoon I would also say on the flip side Jimmy Johnson. I would remind him that if you push this man too far. He's liable to do anything including just cutting you just letting you go do that. Because I guarantee you Dak Prescott on the open market if I'm if I'M DYING. I'm like I'm not calling you jerry. I got nothing to say you talk guitar France and if I've resigned I'll talk to you as much as I won't relieve me. I guarantee you gotta get more than one hundred million dollars guaranteed open market. You believe he gets that an open markets killed. I don't think he could get much more than that. That would be somewhere in that ballpark. I don't I don't think he could get much more than what's been offers hotel. You're the one who gave him fs every Sunday. There'd be a groundswell of people out there who just don't even believe in. How many twenty six-year-old free agent quarterback? Have we ever seen hit the market? That was not damaged. I even drew brees. Do read. Couldn't get what he deserved because of the show you right. Yeah it's Peyton Manning peyton manning had no injury history and hit the open market yet. He got twenty almost twenty million and couldn't brought them all but ten yards. Can you imagine what he would have got him? He was healthy. I got saved. Mcdonagh going to get that thirty and you know they overpay. Everybody overpays the free agency so he better be careful. Tom Brady might be making older. Let it make it go. New England Z. World was focused on Indianapolis yesterday during the NFL. Combine the wide receiver group participated in the forty yard. Dash that included Alabama's rugs putting up an impressive four to seven time. Michael Urban was quick to point out that sometimes too much speed can hurt players. Take a listen. You give a cornerback in inkling that you'll breaking down or take you two minutes steps. He's closing on that ball so quickly. It's all about control. Those skies have to learn how to run FASSULO under control. You know it's funny. Look around and Inishke lunches ruled. We never seen a guy in there. That ran a four three with the goal. Jackie you know and I know we put a lot emphasis on speed out here. But there's no one in that really had a four three that has earned a gold jacket right. It is interesting Shannon. Deserve another point does skip skip. You could run fast and then you can play fast. Those are two different things and people. Don't think people really understand that Jerry. Rice did not run fast. Shannon Sharpe didn't run fast. Steve largest didn't run fast but they play fast. Running rows skip is all about creating separation is getting in and out of breaks and what Michael is talking about. Is like when you're a when you're fast in order for you to get unless you're running a go route? Which is there more outs and comebacks than go routes in the playbook so what Michael is saying is that when you run something other than go route and you have to decelerate to get out of that break. He said he's GonNa Close. He's GonNa drive on the football if he's seen okay. You starting to chop because get nobody roads go route chopping. So he's GonNa Drive on the ball. He see you break it down. Would you what we call putting the blink on earth and get out of that break? Yup they're coming so if you can't play. Uk dropped your hips and get out of that breaking hurry. You got no chance. I don't care how fast you are because you gotta realize. Db's skip. They get paid McDonald's to run his pants backward as you do forward so they're really good. They're the best athletes on the field and I love the play wide receiver with the tight end but the DB's those guys are better athletes. So Michael is absolutely right. Candidate got transition. Can't he fit something up because as I said before there are more? There's only one go- route but there's a lot of things that you can do up to go round but if you can't sell that's giving you can't drop your Hilton. Get in and out of that break now. Now they're you know. Obviously it's hard for me to believe. Give Their Bob. Hayes didn't run three. He wanted to go metal in the damage in the nineteen sixty Olympic Randy. More sixty four county ready moss but for the most part. Now what we're seeing is that it will. Michael came out and when I came out. Skip guys didn't leave for eight weeks. Go to these camps in. La in Texas employer and this train specifically to learn how to run forty. You're right yes. But here's the thing guys. That are fast. I mean you could take a guy that runs fast and teaching technique and you can get him to four for. You can't get a guy that runs five flat and teach them to run four bore. No so either your fast faster. You're not now. Technique is working. Help you run a little faster. You can go from four three with the proper. Take me but if you fight for that you're not coming down because see that's NFL. That's what he likes you. Okay see if you fast. I can teach you how to run. Routes I teach you how to catch the ball in focus more. I could do drills like that either. You faster you. North Carolina heightened basketball skip. I can teach you how to dribble and set picks and all that. I can't teach how to be seven foot. If you can't do that so mike is absolutely right. I mean we put so much emphasis on speed. Oh Oh yeah. Yeah he wrote. How many times does this? How many times is roads going to get an opportunity to open up in us? Four to seven will he better be able to drop his hip? Because when you run that faith is just like any cards gift. You start going two hundred miles. An hour is going to take you longer to slow down now. Then me going fifty miles an hour. So that's the difference the deceleration and you're GONNA tip defensive bikes off and they're gonNA drive on you and you fall at two children. I was at that speed up. Nobody do anything. Gifts come lull. Yes the next thing you know you know what you need. I ran a four six seven. Do you know who has the longest playoff touchdowns from scrimmage in NFL history? Oh six seven Chez Chez both IRA bow to a report three eight zero both audible cowboys the Iran for eight for them using the cowboys missed. I don't gobble admits that all this here you know takes. Graham started all of this Combi oven. Forty gillibrand rescued meal. Just find a mate. So you're good so over the last ten years I've come to love watching the combine. It's great and they put it on Prioriti- Tom. Finally in I was hooked like I was hooked and I watched the whole thing and I couldn't stop what there's NBA on. And I couldn't stop watching the combine. It's just a track meet and it's fun but it doesn't translate into what's going to happen on the football field. No because John Ross still holds the record after last night. Thanks to rugs having a little shaky. I haven't seen very many guys. They complain about four to seven but he seemed to be upset that he'll report only so easy the second when he was really trying Jordan he was kind of side to side. Lost some time that way but look John. Ross has had a few moments over his three years with the bengals but he's been beat up and hurt and he's not transcendent. Not Changing the game. No okay so let's go back to. I knew pretty. Well Bullet Bob Hayes. Who started all of this because he won the hundred meter dash at the Olympic but he had played football at Florida. Jacksonville Florida right okay. So the cowboys draft him in the seventh round because everybody said he's just a track and they start throwing him bombs Don Meredith. The Great Don Meredith is just bombs away to bullet Bob in sixty five sixty six when he makes his. I do pro bowls. I will remind everybody. He's going up against a lot of white cornerback. Half of them were still white and it was a complete mismatch because remember bullet Bob in ran a sixty yard dash in five to eight. So if I'm doing a little algebra formula backwards that means his forty would have been under four yards three eight hundred three nine. Yes okay. That'd be the all time. So it's it's a joke. Yes yes and he was six feet one hundred and eighty seven appropriate huge four hundred meters. Look at Chris Tacoma. Kristen Coleman wave one fifty five hundred sixty okay. So that broke the mold. Yes but in general I have found over the years that while speed thrills. It often kills the receiver where it restricts them for all the reasons that you talked about. Because we've seen the freaks Randy Moss all-time free right He. He's six four two six four to ten drafted but he ran four to five. That's that's absurd. Yeah okay so he was the greatest ever to me and we saw two other freaks we saw. Julio and Calvin Johnson and they're huge men especially Calvin Johnson at six to six. I'm sorry six five six five seven four three. It's sick what he was doing. But but both Julio and Calvin didn't have that killer intangibles Julio dozen were they just dominate you you know that that will kill sort of thing on the field okay. So now we get to the goat. You bring up Jerry Rice. He ran four seven. The cowboys passed on him because he ran for seven eight. Now he's the goat. Go to me. My Goat is Michael. I've told you I would take him just on intangibles and killer will over the goat Jerry. Rice Michael ran for five to right. Okay so what's going on here what's going on is who's the best receiver in football right. Now Michael Thomas Right. Who's the offensive player of the right? He just set the record for single season catches when forty four forty one K. He almost ran four six four five. Seven that impressment. That's why he fell down to mid second round. All Right. Should he have gone the top ten? Yeah I didn't know what they know loudly. Yes okay so how does he do it he does it? Because he's he's a big he's six three to twelve. He runs with power and control. Yes and he has physical strength to snatch it the way you did it your position. Where if it's GONNA get your catch radius? It's GonNa Stop Shea. Sharp from catching the football in once. He snatches it he can turn on you and you're going to have a hard time getting him on the ground right but he can stop start. Stop Start yet he can. He can set you up and come out of a break quickly. Amari cooper the Odell Beckham Junior. Skip to go back to you Bob Hayes. Bobby should have been the first hall of fame. You know why. Because before every before Bob Hayes everybody play man to man it would Bob Hayes that force them to go everybody to go zone. Because he just ran by everybody he did revolutionize okay but it took him. He retired in seventy five. It took thirty four years for him to get in the hall as a senior. Can't right now field issue with a Buddy? You know we still. They're saying off-the-field shouldn't have anything to do with but but he had to go to prison. General right okay. But the point was that when Michael saying there's not a four three guy in the hall Bob is. He's not with US anymore. But he's he's in the hall. He's not at the niche key luncheon. He's in the hall. He we feel very comfortable saying the fastest hall of Famer that we have in our book that build up feel very comfortable and say I would agree does tyreek. He'll have a shot at being in the hall of fame. Maybe maybe maybe okay. So He's another freak to me right. He's a smaller man. At what does he like? Five ten one one eighty five so that you know five ten one eight hundred five. He ran for two eight at a West Alabama. Pro-death four to eight okay. He's he's just like scary fat. Yes yes and he's pretty pretty good. He did actually run routes right skit remember when he first. Let's think about him when he first got into the League to where he is now. He wasn't this Polish receiver he's taught himself how to run routes something other than deep routes. Now they have been running dig out. They have him running over out. There have been running things other than just posting goals. But he taught himself that right. Yup Okay but think about what's around him. This always helps around him as a tight end. You almost have to double cover it right. Yes and around in you've added Sammy. Watkins who can run and me call who can fly. Nicole ran four to eight. You read where. He ran at the combine. I don't know if he ran is Jordan. Pro Day I think four three or four three four last year because he got from a Paris hunter. I think that's his name from Ohio State. Yeah with so mature the Fassulo Campbell. Parents can but that's okay so again. Tyreek has the advantage of weapons everywhere where you can't focus on him every play which which gives him an advantage. The way I keep telling you I believe Jerry. Judy had a huge advantage. Todd mcshay at. Espn is calling this class of Alabama receivers the greatest group of receivers in college football history. Because you saw rugs can do judy and four four five last night and Devante Smith went back and Jalen. Waddell is still there and they're gonNA be high picked. Yes okay so does that not take some focus off Jerry? Judy's not give you a CH- give him more of a chance to get open because he don't play he's GonNa play a space. You can't double everybody and I think the big that forty four remember in the Super Bowl Skip. It was tyreek. He'll speed because they thought he was going to take it across the field and now he builds it back on the seven out or the sale and now he's wide open. It was because of his speed. That scares everybody in my homeboy. Got Away with throwing punt headed to the land. He says I can't hold it anymore. Here goals you know what he's trying to catch guy you know could've made that play. I could've caught. That could seriously okay. So the point is that if you're surrounded by weapons it might make you better than than you actually are. Solo took tyreek and put him with the Patriots last year. I don't know if he could have been quite successful you could you? Could you could calm him down. Rife with lots more you. Because he's going to get the job well bell check did to tyreek. He took him out. Yeah but skip. Look for me for the combines skip. The combine should offer confirmation to what you've seen on tape. Okay scare when I look at rugs when I see him ruin. He should be. I think watching not man this. He's fast okay. Let me see what he runs. Yeah okay he ran four to seven he the ten a little half or ten temperature eleven agent standing long jump scale. Even a guy doesn't roy up if he's standing long jumps say almost eleven feet he vertical over forty inches that joke with explosive and he can fly because the-there's explosiveness if you explosive can that's why we had to slam dunk competition. My colleague almost always wanted. Because what did he do to try to athlete? So when you look at these that's all I want. I want the tape. The show me confirmation now if I if I look at him on tape and he's made digital fast. He does a run pass now. I need to go talk to him somewhere nervous. Or you're under the what's going on. I'M GONNA go back and watch tape but the tape said you were faster than what you just ring. Yeah now that's not going to be the end all be all because I'm putting seventy five eighty percent of my stock in what I see. This guy doing take the combat should be confirmation skilled. If you fast you run fast if you look a explosive you hot you jump far. That's what it should be if you look strong off the deepest line with and we're by the quarterback. I could care less if I could care less about a receiver bench because first of all the guy on the bench him up off you you WanNa you WANNA be skinny. You don't WanNa give him this. You want to give him that. Yeah little target is possible. So that's all the combat should offer is confirmation to what you see no tape. Now you go to the Combi it all of a sudden you see a guy playing like a slow go tape watching fast might Moolah okay you get exactly what you deserve through. It'll be all but so fun to watch entertaining get enough of guy down the NFL field which tracks bikes and tight zone Z. Reports come out this week. The Talk Radio is preparing to not return to the Patriots yesterday. Kurt Warner said Brady should be careful when considering leaving where he has spent his twenty year. Career Warner said that leaving familiar organization so late in a career can be very challenging also said Brady going to the rumor. Chargers raiders would be hard since he'd have to face. Patrick mahomes twice a year. So Shannon what would you do? I want you to think about this if you were Tom. Brady right now. Remember ten year Denver. Seven pro bowls for first team. All pro won two super bowls and I had to go to Baltimore because at some point in time you can only tolerate so much disrespect. Okay I knew where it was over. We're playing the Kansas City chiefs. And we're we're we're the twenty one personnel which is two bags and one tight end and all the sudden. I see Byron Chamberlain comes in normally. When another tied incomes their skill I go to the tiger position they call into barren chaiman comes in he comes in huddle. He's a Shannon. Go to what. Why means that the tide I normally go to the tiger position? Yeah which the week tidying. Yeah they call Solo right three twenty two while stick you look at the. Why is the decoy? Could share the sharp decoy. It's almost like pitch skip. I never forget we look at Kobe. Data that I say they never pinch here between Ricky. They never pinch hit for Barry Bonds. I don't ever do that again. That's what I knew. My time in Denver was up. Okay we had more games to go but I knew my time with up being skip. It was over okay. I don't think Tom Brady got replied. No but I'm saying the just the disrespect hold on all these years for fifteen years. I'll give you discount if the discount discount discount and still you try to replace me with Jimmy Garoppolo and still had skill. What would stop in there? This past season from extending him two years all they gave him with eight million dollars so basically it was a one year deal was so tom is like hold on all he got return issue. Can't tag me right. You wait a minute. How much disrespect am I going to tolerate? I keep telling you? The greater the player of the athlete is the bigger bigger Vigo and deprived. That guy skipped Tom Brady. Might not show it and you let God but skill when Ba would ask coach Belichick about Tom Brady plan a good game. He would say yeah. Tom Play Great. But we have a lot of other guys liberate. Why domain it ain't nobody asked you about them other guys but coach would go out of his way to mentioned those other guys would is a blessing and a curse because nobody greater than anybody else because they say skip coach. Belichick will will correct or chastised. Tom Brady in front of everybody. Say Look I play fourteen years. I never heard of head coach chastise even the lowest level of quarterback let alone. John elway or Tom Brady remember when Jim. Mora we talk pay. Medical does five interceptions. That press conference playoffs playoffs. What happened to him down to the seasons get they got up out of CO pay medicine. It's eight I. I can tolerate a certain amount of CO go back. Pain said about the coach would he's yellow. Skip incurred is absolutely right. It's Kinda get comfortable. You know what to expect. You know the schedule you know the the travel route everybody locker room you know and then all of a sudden you go. There was different. It was different going on in Denver for ten years and then go into Baltimore for two. Things are different. People know what Tom Brady accomplished. Six Super Bowl the nine a super bowl appearances get. What do they do without going about? They knew what Shannon Sharpe Denver. Can you do that for us? Can you give us a little bit of that? And that's people don't WANNA see Tom. Can you what? How does this time still have lifted? Tom Believe he has taken out full. He's still got pleaded with the other guys in the locker room that he's going into going to want to see that skip is tough. I mean talk if top the league and I believe Tom Brady is like Ma'am disrespect. You basically disrespected me for the last decade and so you know what you think you can win the Super Bowl without me. I'm GonNa give you that opportunity okay. So obviously as I've been saying for a year now. These two giants the quarterback in the coach have each earned the right to prove they can go win a super bowl without the other. So that's about to happen as we both agreed for a long long time on this show. This is not news to us but it was news to me. That Kurt Warner made these points number. One he said man. I wouldn't leave New England because it's too hard to change a culture on the fly in time to win a super bowl if you just have two years left to do it. So let's do the hypothetical. Let's take the LA chargers which would be in the Division with Patrick Mahomes k? First of all. I do not believe Tom. Brady's afraid of Patrick Mahomes I. I definitely don't think he's afraid of the Kansas City defense. I don't think he is if he decided. The chargers were the perfect landing spot for a while but could he with now limited. Ota's even more limited training camp time. Could he turn the chargers into Patriots West? In a fairly short time it took to get right on track to win this next year. A Super Bowl. It would be pretty hard to deal with. It was skipped the thing that the broncos were able to do with peyton yeah. They turned everything over the hill. They paint determined good. One pain did to Tokyo. Peyton set up the or we. Okay what we're GONNA do in the walk through. This is what we will do practice wise. If Tom is Tom Willing to take on that kind of responsibilities gets paid and go to the swing into it took one year so he when he got in two thousand twelve and lost. It was great. Yes yes all right. Two years to get to super bowl that they got annihilated. Okay got it okay so back to Tom. Brady also made the point. The Path would be easier in the. Nfc RIGHT NOW. Because they're too many good quarterbacks emerging in the AFC okay. I'll give you that much. Which brings me to the other side but before we leave the AFC. The titans are the radius made for Tom Culture Wise. Yes because even though it's Nashville which is a booming town. Maybe it's not Tom and gels but but it is. You have a Rabl in place. If who who? Actually he not only does he. Nobel checks culture. He lived it just right so he's in a decade any play a decade Donald. So he's instilled in installed the culture already so it's ready made for him to walk in the door. You wouldn't have a culture problem right right okay. So you've got that going unless you WANNA look at the NFC with the easier path. And I'M GONNA say this one more time as much as I wouldn't mind seeing him two years with my cowboys. The ultimate goal for Tom Brady the ultimate match of quarterback team the fairy tale story. The story book ending would be. Tom Goes home to the forty nine. Right well why wouldn't they cut bait with Jimmy G? That clearly collar. Shanahan has not bought completely into. He had lots of Nice moments but in the biggest moments in the playoffs they took the ball out of his hands until the fourth quarter when it was too late at the Super Bowl and then they tried to put it back in his hands. And you know the rest of the store okay. So Tom grew up in San Mateo. Right right there in the shadow of candle. Dansk okay but a forty niner fan so he would love to play for a team. Is it not on the verge of winning super? They won that Super Bowl. If he'd been the quarterback right okay. So they can get out from under. Garoppolo very easily. They don't owe that much cap hit on just releasing him if they wanted to or you could try to trade him but he's still scheduled three more years to make twenty five million a year right that too rich. For your blood is is that overpaying Jimmy now. That's that's maybe not a whole lot of money for a quarterback that you believe that is a franchise quarterback top tier. But if you just cut him which you could do I soon bell check would take them back. I don't know that for for fact. But maybe you just sort of swap quarterbacks or maybe if bill likes that salary structure enough you just flip it back for the to remember. It was just a second round. Pick all right. Maybe you could say okay. We'll give him back to you for two and even Steven Right Right. Yes okay. So what make most since for me is for Tom? Brady to make the call to my to John Lynch or or to call Shanahan whichever and try to figure out if that would be a fit again the the NFC is the easier path. But but there's no wide open job because Jimmy's their Dacca's obviously in Dallas they could break could come open but the has a lot of open jobs. Titans you know. It's a hill. But you could. Certainly colts would be a possibility raiders. That they don't have an incumbent who's locked in as the starter of all the places that. I know Tennessee with DIG Henry and the running game but I think the best place for him. I Still Sandy. I think they're offensive line. They got solid running game. They got ty healed and fifty plus million and they can go get him another weapon who knows. Go Get Mark Amari Cooper. They don't tag them all right. He's going to be available with. Ty He'll go get your Defensive Guy. Yeah my only problem with that in the biggest picture is it's Payton's town the House that Payton Bill you WANNA walk into his shadow to injure career. I don't know imply pain. India Joe Walsh and John Elway. She had wanted and beloved about fact he's still lives in different skill either like they always do things together spoofs. They seem to have a good relationship. I think you do because like tiger gravitated gravitated towards Jordan because only Jordan knew what it was like to live. That lights true Brady Payton. They know what it's like to live to be the face of the league I to be an MVP to be win super bowl to be the gap and guess. What Peyton left indy? We thought it was a little thinkable. Skip we'd like no way. You still believe that Jim. Mercy made the wrong decision. Getting rid of of what had fallen into his lap was number two there to be very interesting skills. They didn't get the number one pick. They got the third pig or they had. The therapist is not like basketball. You got the best record. What do you do then? Okay to quarterbacks off the board now what you do. Do you still release them? Even though you're going to say he's Never GonNa be and say Tom Brady and or his wife see themselves as Indie kind of people. I don't know how it's a tough job. I WanNa hold the trophy. I want the race. Is Tom Brady is not a marathon. Tom Brady is not A. UT Disney's all out sprint. How soon can I get to get the victory lane and old Jordan has been gaining? Buzz around the combine loves playmaking skills have been what's caught the eye of NFL scouts. And if they'll networks bucky brooks also believes that the recent success of African American quarterbacks like Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson have helped raise the stock of Jordan. Love so Shannon do but it's just not those guys give you look at if we get back down to its give we look at it this year. Really the guys that were in MVP discussion. Yeah Lamar one. But mahomes Russell Wilson to Shawn Watson. Yeah Dak Prescott for number of yet so what we're starting to see scale because we've had other guys win the MVP quarterback Steve McNair. If I'm not mistaken was the first He he he would peyton manning and Cam Newton. But we've never seen this. Many black quarterbacks laid this wail at this particular tire and so now what the NFL Copycat League? They got what he do it. Well it'd be getting me. Let me get one completely agree. Because we saw a run on young coaches. Yeah Oh he thirty two he doing that. Let me give me a thirty one year old. Yeah so the League GonNa copy if you have success doing something you best believe if they find out what you did they go to copy it. And that's what we're starting to see this kid. I watched that. He has a big arm. He can flat uproar skip. He can throw the football and he's in. What is automatically? It's like if you if you play quarterback you black you mobile even if you can't buy led by mobile you you you could say day everybody. That's black tape saying but they automatically just the assumption that it is get in so I just think the thing with the way the space on the field and and the defensive guys are getting more athletic. You probably need quarterbacks dollar a little bit more athletic sure not to say that. You can't win doing it like Tom. Brady. And Peyton and breeze but more times than not what we're starting to see now is that guys are starting to move even the white quarterback starting to see Josh Allen. We saw tanny. He'll guys can move the station. There guys just basically pro from the pocket those. We're starting to see that that's Joe Borough can move. Oh Yeah you own that. Four down at cliff uncanny move as Alabama Kenny move. 'cause he absolutely can't but I think so. I think we're starting to see. Is that you know for the reason. They took like a black quarterback got early on if he didn't have success. I told you can do it now. We're starting to see five. Six seven guys have success. Pay Joy love if some of that benefit he certainly is and should so as you know. I've been fascinated by the rise and the success of the black quarterback because I was right in the middle of the first one who went in the first round. Doug Williams respite a week with him when I used to work for the L. A. Times back in seventies week with grambling ahead of that draft. I've always told you. The story called one prominent. Gm AT THE TIME. Who told me that? The black quarterback doesn't have the mental capacity to play in our league in Doug Williams went seventeenth overall. Which was breakthrough on hers? To go the Tampa. It was unheard of and he eventually as we all know was the first black quarterback to win a super bowl. God bless him and here. We went in. The door started to crack open. And then then it starts to swing open red. And just for the record for those who've lost touch. We have had five black. Quarterbacks go number one overall starting our man. Michael Vick in two thousand one and we got Jamison CA. I mean sorry Jamarcus. Russell obviously didn't work out but he went. He couldn't run. Either Cam and Jameson Kyle. Aggressive five pretty good right but then if we go back to. The nineties started seeing these breakthroughs. Because Steve McNair went third overall five out. How Foreign Coast as you mentioned from grambling. Wasn't it from being big? Fcc School and we had Akili. Smith go third overall and we had Andrei where seventh overall Donovan. With second Donovan went second overall. That was he third or second. You're right good and I can just go on and on and then lately we just had this big run into Sean homeboy all. So it's not unusual to see them. Go Hi Vince Young. Rg Three but what threw me a curve? What what knocked us back in time. What set us back was here comes. Lamar and I guess we have to pin it mostly on Bill Polian and I'm not trying to put him on on the hot seat again but it was his gut feeling that. Lamarche play receive right. And we're like what do you see what he just the numbers he put out okay and there were probably a few others. I chimed in. Yeah he's probably more suited to play another position and in it. Threw me a little curb all even this year. That a guy I love jalen hurts so I thought looked really good last night and ran even better than I thought he rode because he he's not fast which run on he's more pay like Levian Levy right with power in patients but the point is I was reading things earlier this week where Jalen was having to defend himself. No I don't WANNA play another play. Quarterback got another position. Okay let's give they automatically assume if you're black and he let he can he can easily switch. It has done Menzel switch. I mean you can argue. They've asked Haysom Hill. Yes which yes. I don't know maybe do in. Tibo got a little bit of. Would you play a hybrid? Lamar Jackson through four with thirty five. Th over three to five hundred yards rushed for fifteen hundred one. Two heisman had a better year his junior year that his sophomore year. Somebody did that skill. Somebody put up those. No those heisman trophy winning numbers. He did that at least give him an opportunity. It's like Harris went. I play with Haret's Wayne skip. He got drafted as a defensive line with Tampa will he didn't cut it on that side of the ball off his line and he played thirteen fourteen years in the league. At least give me an opportunity and if I fail give me the give me a decision which is not really working out for you on this side of the Ball Light Lane. Johnson lay with the defensive linemen and he said what kind of woodworking asked me to move all about trying to been there ever saying which brings us back to Jordan love. I'll be the first to admit I watch zero Jordan love games last year. Why because he? He had a new coach with a completely new supporting cast. He lost a bunch of starters and they were pretty awful right and he had an awful year by his standards of the previous year. He was twenty touchdowns. Seventeen interceptions would know rush touchdowns the year before he had thirty two to six touchdowns interceptions with seven rush. Td's and they went eleven and to a quiet eleven into but all of a sudden last night on NFL network. There's a runaway train. That Jordan love could be Patrick Malls that he has that kind of special ability. He's been talking this week about. Yeah I accept. The comparison and their teams are asking me. Do I see some homes myself? Because he's got those capabilities and is an athlete. The big arm and he can move around right and if we didn't think ship it wasn't until like the last three or four game that we thought Patrick was home. We knew he can move but we always thought yep he's moving out of the pocket to throw the ball down the field what we saw in the visual in the championship game. No He's moving to get I down because he led the team in Russia and even early also get. They started out the super bowl with him running the football they did so. We just go so we didn't see that this kid is this kid. Six four out the Mahomes is hoping would have maybe six three. Maybe he he by the hall. He looked solid skip. He might be in the two thirty five ish. I was GONNA say to forty he. He's solid Go back and look at the tape and I get. It skipped his sophomore year. He was a junior year. When you came out coming out early you look at that okay. He played unbelievable in a system that he was familiar with. They bring in a new system. Yeah but I'm GonNa look at the tape. I'm watching my talk to him and get him on the board I skip. He got the MOM talent. Now bucky brooks who does a really good job and I have a high respect for. He's moving him up to twelfth year. First Round Wow like Mel kiper. Todd mcshay don't have him on in the first round right. Yeah it sounds like he will be. Yeah let's give. I'm watching him. Throw that out of the house and watching the time and how to ball just jumps out of his hand. He got talent got talent but a lot but jalen hurts. Give his kind of like Lamar. I'm not I believe. Jalen hurts complaint but you'd have to structure system that that like what they did for Lamar. Now if you think he's GonNa come in and ruined inconvenient offense. That's not happening. His arm is better than you think. Yes in he is a play maker. He is the leader of your franchise. He has extremely high football character in. He's such a cagey veteran. Sort of patient runner. He will make yards the best thing that ever happened to him skip. That took over. He got to go to Oklahoma. He's not he wasn't going to be photo of like he's now planning. Alabama system point took over that office and it was impressive. What he did there in the amount of time and just his respect among teammates and he goes maybe into first round or early Sunday somewhere. You'd think about what has now. Jalen hurts headgear. Judy you had all these receivers that you see. And he didn't so it would take a him going to Oklahoma throw. Yeah it helped to have. Cd LAMB eighty four five. Doing Dez Bryant has made it very clear that he wants to make a comeback and still believes that he would quote. Do Damage and the cowboys offense last week as worked out with Patrick Mahomes and when asked about desk potentially returning to Dallas Jerry. Jones had an interesting answer. Take a listen shower. Yeah I have been I have been. I'm not dismissing a maimed I don't want to sound like it should be dismissed by saying that I'm thinking about it. Can you see Jerry as just to skip bayless agree? 'cause I I remember this happened. They released goodbye. Good now quarterback still the very thing that you said with 'em in Michael in a targeted Daddy. This pick up the phone and called him. I believe he did I. I can see him talking himself into doing this. I also believe that Stephen Clay and at the time Jason Garrett I believe it was three against one this is we should move on from Jerry. I mean from our dance. Jerry did not want to do it. It's kill this. Is What Wilma clearly. The Guru whose draft if some of the most unbelievable players in cowboys history. This is what he said about this two years ago when he was released his inability to win one on one. His inability to win downfield inconsistency. This is prior to Achilles injury. This is two years ago true. So He's saying all of these two years ago so now after f. an Achilles injury he believed now can win one. Jerry believes he can win one what he can win consistently e can win down feel really. Wow skip if you remember one of the worst quarterback receiver connection with that. Today's back through almost fifty five to seventy percent of his interceptions when he was throwing the ball in dance direction. And you're gonNA bring us back for what it was. I didn't make it makes no sense to me but you know what I've come to realize it doesn't have to make sense to me. It has to make sense to one person. And he was sitting in that chair and says he thought about it. Where he's in the shower would j. You need to start taking bath there because you re used to with tablets. Our if you thinking about this skip. I Love Jerry Jones. I love to listen to Jerry Jones. Because he's completely unfiltered. He's passed the age of filtering now. He's to the point where he doesn't really care what he says about anything and they said. He sat in that chair talking to a media group yesterday for an hour and twenty minutes straight. So you're getting little snippets of what just spilled all over? So he called the governor that any real comfortable logged into say. I've thought about it. A lot in the shower is just so. It's so authentically Jerry. That's that's where he would. He just stand under the shower thinking and I must admit I've won a lot of debates in the shower. Getting Ready for the film. Is it dawns on rampant. If he goes there I'll just I'll wipe him out new. I'll wipe it out. I'll I'll just go there and it just dawned on me will the waters streaming down my face right in so jerry. I believe saw that video and I was more impressed than you were. Yes it sort of. Raise my eyebrows a little bit. He looked powerful to me. He looked like he was pushing off the Achilles side. Pretty purely like like it. Didn't I didn't see any any sort of misstep to it or like where? He was a little tentative on one side which happens sometimes. So was he ever fast. Wasn't ever blazing fast was just a jump ball catcher. Yes he was did he wreck Dak Prescott Sophomore Year in the NFL? Yes he did. Because every bad throw Dak made was a force throw to Dez Bryant and most of some of them went the other way as you remember Denver. Okay given all of the above. I could see where Jerry in I'm trying to. I'm trying to warm back up to this. I could see where if if Dez Bryant has humbled himself which is a huge shifts to the point that he would accept sort of the Jason Witten type role as the other tight end quote unquote the other possession receive. Let Blake Jar would be the speed tight end end. Dez would be the the underneath you know. He'd run the curls. He'd run the the quick possession round. You've got a guy that's faster and younger and cheaper Michael Gallup Than Day is okay but I'm not even came as a wideout anymore. Plato tiny this just possession. You can't block anybody. Yeah you understand skipped it takes a different mindset. I understand is like Calvin Johnson. Six five two thirty seven. But Calvin Johnson was not wired to play tight end. Julio's be who skipped. Julio is bigger than Julio Jones right now plays wide receiver at a heavier weight that I ever played tiny but his mind is not wired to do that. I got it down there playing tight end. I'm just talking about filling a role on an offense. I guess you'd lining up in the slot. Whatever you WANNA do. He's underneath because he's not running by anybody and I don't WanNa see any jump balls down the field to him. What WHAT DID PEOPLE SAY? Skilled there then playing the slot mainly lined up outside. You can only play because you couldn't move morale on bold is he humbled but is he humbled to the point. He would take the veteran minimum. Play for the Dallas Cowboys. They released day. Eighty without asking him to restructure his contract. Now they didn't go to. If you're supposed to make fifteen minutes but can you play? Can you do it for five million? They were done done done. I was done done but I'm talking about one last right. He's thirty one. Years of age is not thirty nine. He's thirty one. Jim Watson is a starting tied in for Tom Brady. This year at thirty nine years of skill is not like Ben. Benjamin Watson was ever thought of it's been Watson and I love being no. He was never thought of as the best tight end in football. There was a debate who the best wide receiver football. There was Julio days now. Julio is the fastest receiver to twelve thousand faster. Received eight hundred. Catch Hell that's where Julio is still is not like we eat man Julio's slowing down. Who led the League? If I'm not mistaken led the league second second receiving yards behind Mike Michael Thomas Skill. I don't give this make. This really makes no sense to mix up. All I know is what you think does not matter and what I think does not matter what does not matter. All that matters is he was standing in the shower. He's been staying in the shower thinking about it and he wanted you to know it. And I'd like to know what he wanted the world to know. I'm thinking about it because he's a shrewd operator and he is re planting the seeds. Because I think he's going to bring him back. I've glad that Jerry said this because now Steve is GonNa Change Jerry's number and there's not gonna be able to contact him anymore. No Stephen did. Jerry was talking today he like. Oh you've been nudist behind my back. Oh by the Change Your Number Day Jerry. You don't call him Jerry. I will probably does a desk. Probably called Jerry whereby to call the school kids called Jerry. Do Call Jerry. It's always been weird to me. But that's that's how they did it from the start. They did it when they're a little kids. Like not mistaken a Greek. He's called Him Jerry. Too. I goes war and got. I'm actually going to be in Dallas for this weekend off so let me get a pulse on the town on the mood on. Dez ON JERRY ON. Dak alike very upset when I come back on on resigned. I think you will at least be brought to camp and it will be under the auspices of let's see if he can make the. Let's see if he can prove well. He started his early. He said if I if I have Jason Witten type role I will tell Tyrian tomorrow though. I mean there's rape fascinating eight roundtable of MBA experts discussed what it would take for. The Brian Catch Jaanus in the MVP race and the answers ranged from needing to petition the League to include the playoffs or the award to Lebron is actually right on the heels of the Greek freak due to his impressive plus minus differential Bach Sports and media analyst. Crispus are joining us this morning but Shannon. Because we're talking about Lebron and you gotta look on your face. I'll start with you on catchy on his and win. And who would you be a kid? You're not in the front of the if you did. You know what I I gotta hear this. I love when people say they love analytics and they love third level stats until you get to the third level stats. And they don't support their argument. You know what I'm saying. Everybody says I want the truth but people don't really want the truth Chris because it would destroy their lugers. This illusion that all yacht if he's running away with this thing but you get the real plus minors and it within your teammates in the team. You're playing you're not even close. Lebron James has ten point two Yonathan seven point eight so the gap from Lebron on the court to Winnie Li to win. Janas court to win. He leaves clearly. I wouldn't even say this but I told Chris I'll camera. Our regularly routed to go I was figuring is stronger. I agree that was going to take the oath. What I'm talking about real quick on it. Would YOU BELIEVE GOLDEN STATE BY FIVE? Games has the worst record in all of basketball by five games. In how bad they throw. She's who I know exactly dynasty and now they're way worse like when you when you look at you look at the story. All season has been who has been what nobody saw this coming crew. Would you have Chris at forty seven? We into Lakers you would you. Oh I had them around fifty three same as you know all the route Pity has fifty six as you are down by Kansas. Forgive by he tried to give it to get to go to sixty. I asked him you know couple of weeks ago. You WanNa do six nine backed off. This is all revisionist up. Will you look at you? Look at Lebron his look. There's no way you know this is that Lebron. Does this team without. The books are playoff team without Yana. Now they might not be sixty games like they're going to wear they get close to seventy with it. You know goodwill's even with all this Lakers team. They're not going to the play. Offs not even called the agency. So I don't even know what the discussion heels seventy is over skill. I hear seventeen really has nothing. No twenty five and a half ten and a half ten point seven and eight on in the West because you took the Christmas television becoming on. He hit the East hearing aid. Now we in the West we the best in the West and the creek. Don't WanNa give me no look. Let me add before I. I'm GonNa Destroy Your argument. I love the Brian. I'm like this is just obvious. Milwaukee you said a playoff team in the West Without Janas. Are they a playoff team in the West without? Yanni's no okay take Davis and the rest of them without Lebron and put them in the East there a playoff team. You know that in fact they're fighting for home court advantage in the east. They definitely playoff times. They probably they probably like the Cleveland. Foresee because the four five against indy. Shout out to Lebron James. He truly is having a phenomenal year. I was talking with Steve. The researcher you know before I came on and we couldn't totally verify it but I feel I am ninety nine point nine percent. Sure this Lebron's going to lead the league in assists that no player ever in their seventeenth year has led the League in any significant category right right. So that's John Stockton Bleed all time leader. Who played like one thousand nine hundred twenty years later? His last year leading the League in assists with his twelfth year so this is truly phenomenal. You give him technically technically. Because we know he's played a lot of point guards as Holkar but technically switches to a new position so many years he would beat. Mvp But this case is just cut and dry number one. Janas has the better traditional stats. Twenty nine point seven points a game. The Lebron Twenty five in four fewer minutes a night mind you. Thirteen point seven rebounds to Lebron seven point seven. Lebron has got him in assist. John is still get your six assists. Lebron is highest higher field. Goal percentage the whole nine yards analytical analytics. Yanni's has the highest P. R. Player efficiency rating of all turning up thirty two point two of all time. We'll has the next two four single season Second Inter Jordan as the fourth and Lebron has the fifth and a different year. Lebron right now is ninth in the League. Npr second on his own team. So those are those are there's more analytics the real plus minus. So you got that. Then you got the fact that Jaanus is arguably in addition all too often this arguably the best defensive player in the League. The Best Defensive Player on the best team could win defensive player of the year. Then you got the team's success their pace to win seventy one games. The only two teams to win more than that. We know the the warriors in two thousand sixteen the Bulls in two thousand nine hundred ninety six the bulls had three hall of Famers Rodman Jordan and Pippen though the warriors had at least two in Clay Steph and probably draymond right. He'll probably end up get this year. Don't help him but you're probably get for the player of the year three titles. I'll tell you what a gold medal Whitney on that. Two Thousand Sixteen okay. So he's probably a hall of Fame Three Hall of famers. Then they're winning by twelve point two points a game. They're only two teams have won by more points per game. The seventy two lakers. Who won thirty three straight and had will jerry west and Gail Garage Three Hall of famers? Yeah then the seventy one Milwaukee Bucks who had Oscar Robertson and Kareem abdul-jabbar by this nude is doing it with Chris Middleton no no sadism Khris Middleton but he does not have a second superstar. Lebrons got a D. and Yanni's in audit teams in Chris Lane. He just made back all star teams. He's leading this league at forty four percent from the three point line. He is a second star but nobody gives him. He's a starless star. Nobody nobody even gives superstar. No okay okay. So I get to go star Star but come light. So there's an and this is the same argument that help Lebron win his two in. Vp's in Cleveland when they were sixty one games in sixty six games because he who was the sector Mo Williams you know so it was like he's doing it Kinda by himself. Mo- made all star teams with Lebron Derrick. Rose where he wanted and Chicago's loses second guy. He's Guy Alan. Iverson where he wanted with Philadelphia. Okay is the second so this is a formula. We've used. I've been voting for twenty five years. I'm sorry it's I think even you agree with me. Now it's just over. I mean okay I just jiggle. Give them my turn to break the tie. I give you this in. P. E. R. which is the ultimate test to me. I've got Janas running away with the all time best in. I got Lebron Eleven. I don't know what your style one to eleven. That's this yes right nat right here right now. That's a significant gap and I've got jaanus number one in the NBA and defensive wind shares. So when you're setting the all time record with your offensive production and your number one in defense. That's hard to fight okay. Well now my bottom line is I believe Lebron James will win the MVP real it is it always about heismans MVP's or storyline narratives narratives here. We go what happened with Janas last year. Everybody voted for him as the runaway. Mvp and he wins his first one and did he pay back all of his supporters. Who voted for him in the playoffs? He did not. He came up many many small he. They won the first two games against Toronto and they lost four straight and uttering want to bore you with the stats but his stats went into toilet. In the last four games they built the wall and he could not break through the wall. He showed a huge severe. Achilles heel of a weakness. He can't shoot it beyond eight or ten feet this year. He's trying to better that okay. So it was such a letdown off his first. Mvp season. I think in hearts of hearts of voters maybe not your heart. It's going to be hard to vote him aback. Tabacchi. Mvp which is a huge thing in NBA history. It's a big deal to go back to back Steph. Did IT Steve. Nash did okay all right so be careful with this because the Lebron story in your seventeen is a great one I give into that because Carl Malone one at age thirty five an MVP and he was slightly older than Lebron is when he was in his fourteenth so this is seventeenth season. And I give you this. He has been phenomenal given what I thought he would or wouldn't be. He has had a huge bounce back and he actually his early season campaign of Hashtag washed. King served him beautifully because it set everybody up for. I'm not the wash king. I'm just the king. I'm back right so did that purposely go the backlash from that became a Goodlatte. What you remember this. He kept showing them lowlights last theatre last year. But I'm saying well you look pretty washed. Your you know who the guy for the Knicks. That block the shot. Mario has one hundred over right so just for the record. This is a man who still Lebron. A lousy free throw shooter. And and no better than average. From three point fact he's below average in the rankings of three point beyond again he's supposed to be. He's a high volume three point shooter. So given that it you know it. It kills me that we're having this discussion but I'm giving into it because I know so many in the media love this man. They love what he does off the floor. They love him as the face. Not only the Lakers but of the NBA. They loved the speech that he gave two nights. Kobe past and all that together is fairy tale storybook narrative. So you ask. John is should win it. Well it Lebron it should. That was over in the Hayes in his barn. He's already done it but remember they have walk as the eighth hardest closing schedule. The Lakers have the nineteenth hardest. So I think Lebron can make a lot of hey down the stretch and you know the you know the voters I not voters. I don't think the voters will be swayed just about a story. I mean I think that's part of it when it's when things are close. I just don't think it's that close in again. I'd Lebron's clearly second. There's no doubt about that but I just I mean team. Success individuals that success both sides of the floor. What I got a little best offense in the best defense is hard work. I theoretically analytic when he's not the best off. It's you're GONNA use week. Chris thank you for being here. We actually gets over right. You made waves before the All star game when he didn't pick James Harden for his team because he wanted someone who would pass him the ball. We all remember when he said that. So hard and meanwhile be honest in the game while playing team Lebron but now the beard is firing bad when asked about the snub hardens this average more assists walker. I think I don't see what the joke is. I wish I could just run and be seven feet and just dunk like that. Takes no skill at all. I got to actually learn how to play basketball. How to have skill? I take that any day so Shannon inbounds or out of bounds for James to return the inbound and yeah that's here shot as well hard and should've said not only. Did he try to make light of James Harden? I WON'T SUV. Pass me the ball remember. They asked him after the game. What was your strategy going anybody? That James Harden guarding Goto. Yes so so skip. Wait a minute Jay said hold on wait now I WANNA MVP also I was all NBA player. I finished second three times in the. Mvp you talking about like. I'm a twelve guy. Yeah where the level of respect and I get it. You know normally superstar player. They might feel a certain way skip but they don't voice that Jay. What's to joke? You trying to say Kim walk it on my level really whatever you think about James Heart Ball Hog all. That is hard to argue. He's not one of the top player in NBA history. He probably taught two or three three or four. I always will take out of the equation. But you talk about your pets. They're not a whole lot of guys better than people will say Jordan Kobe. But he's in the mix so to translate Kimball Walker for yards to say. Oh Kemba Walker he no. I don't blame James. I'm not just keep letting you blatantly. Disrespect me. You May the light of it. Okay you you the cabinet people. You won't but then you're gonNA take it a step father just like you know. We're trying to win the game if we something that we like. We go to that but to say we were going to anybody. That Jane Horowitz Garden. That guy that you keep shooting at it with us back. No I am one thousand percent with you in one thousand percent against Jaanus because it wasn't one shot it was too. I thought the second shot was even worse than the fabulous because at least during the draft. We have seen Yana Struggle. And just go goofy like he loses track of where he is he's lost. He's got his notes but he seems to lose his place in his notes. Now that you think about it. He had an article that he'd like to play with superstars during the summer and then have to play with him seems to me. That's what he picked. He picked the lesser of the guys. Because he's like about it. He's picking the superstar player. He's getting the lesser of the guys. Well that's all. He did every picky mate. I wouldn't have made all the way home. And yet they did hang in the game and he played well in the game saw. Give him that but after the game you don't need to double down and take another shot at James Harden saying we were going to whoever he's really because listen. James is not the greatest defender but when he decides to play defense he can and will play defense and he will disrupt your offense and I'm going to point out. James Harden led this league in assists. Yes remember that. He led the League in assists. So don't disrespect him like that and don't pick Kimba over him and even put Kimbe in the same sense with James Harden. You hope your heart what you're saying like like I average more fifth Kemba Walker left the joke. What's the joke? This is a joke because for whatever you think about seven hundred dribbles a game or whatever it is. James Harden is the most revolutionary perimeter player in the history of the NBA. I Love Pete Mira Vich and a lot of people don't remember him and I can make a case he was. Maybe that was more in college than pro basketball but James has. Reinvented the way. The game is played on the perimeter because he invented a shot. Nobody even thought off a shot that if I tried to pull it off at age. Ten in church linked they would immediately called me for travel. Exactly because it's a travel but they they finally blessed it in they said okay. We'll we'll let you stop your dribble and take all that back and shoot it right right. And it's virtually unstoppable when he does it and now everybody's he did for the three point shot. Yes what steph curry did 'cause not everybody started shooting the threes Steph and now everybody's us to step back three step back three and you don't even have to jump shoot the stomach. You can just set shoot from the because you create space so quickly. They can't get they. Can't this right by you. Usually Dame you see Luca at Jason Tatum. Everybody shooting that shop. He did it. I did it I heat creates in this. So give him some respect and now the reigning. Mvp has taken back to back shots. I'm surprised he didn't go in a little harder because I hold on. Skip if you want to say Kim wasn't MVP at one point in time. Okay I got no problem with that were capable with an MVP to is not like he was making a decision between Russ in James Harden because both of those guys. Okay okay now. J. Can't be overly upset because Russ did lead league not the League but did average a triple double three consecutive rose did win the MVP Russ. I'm not mistaking has led the League in assists trying to choose between us. Luckily between James Harden and roskill. I'll give you that but you try to say Kimball. Walking James Harden Stop Clear Way to go James. That showed me aside. I haven't seen that side of him CA. A gift was killed. He came in a little box a little more. Each day came up for justice needed. The bottom talks about is during the game. He stays in his own comfort zone. Right above it all so nothing. Flusters our irritates or agitates him but this was premeditated. Come out of the box off the court where you're sitting down with Rachel Nichols so you you know going in if this comes up I'm GONNA fire back. I'm surprised my people did ask him about it earlier too. I agree but I think you know do you like hey. I'm just happy to be an all star. Yada Yada Yada but when you know he had time to sit down and think about it and it's a reoccurring thing because Charles Barkley. We were or do they want the dribbler and then. Janas unprompted now. Also WanNa go past the ball. What you lead the League in the series I mean if it was such a gratuitous Outta left-field shot bryce. They're not rivals. They play in the same conference. They don't fight it out year. No there's no there's no one on one sort of animosity arrive with John is one of the. Mvp last year. James Harm with second harvest finished. Run US three times but Y- people will not let you take continuous shots and not respond at some point in time no matter how bad they may be skipped. Even even yeah. I got it Chris. Milton was taking a shot. But it's it's the reigning MVP and he finally said okay. That's enough correct. Good they play again. Yes Jayhawk go off on Ohio state defensive end chase young. Turn some heads at the combine yesterday when he said he's the quote best player in the draft a claim that Joe Borough or to a tunnel may take issue with many expect the Washington redskins to take chase young number two overall in part because they already took a Qb in the first round last year in Dwayne Haskins so Shannon. See the best player in the draft. No he also turned his by not working out because a lot of people like hold on. Wait a minute if you what you say you are what you afraid. Yeah put that on display. Let's let's see. I understand quarterback scale because quarterback. You're throwing the receiver. You're unfamiliar with all you running doing bags. You're not familiar with bags. Come on no. I'm for me is hard for me to take a defensive lineman or defensive player over a a quarterback for the simple I wanNA got is GonNa score points. Yeah I'm not taking him over to. I'm not taking him up with Joe. Berle 'cause those guys put points on the board now. If you telling me this guy I apologize. If you tell me he's GonNa be Dion Sanders Reggie White Skip. I'm sorry but I don't see that so no I'm not taking him over to. I'm not so sure. He's better than Isaiah summits. We're GONNA FI. We're GONNA find out. Just how good Mr Young in his biggest games. I did not see. Lt did not see dominating. I didn't see enough strength and power. I saw quickness. I saw raw real quick twitch quickness. Yes where he was out kicking people who were inferior trying to block correct and remember that Ohio State Front is loaded with future. Nfl Big talent. So be careful. Because I don't think he's the game changer is even clown. I'm not sure he's cloudy is better than the Bozo brothers. I don't think so I don't think so because gold or just be better or can can dominate the bell. I mean I don't think anybody's obey redraft. If anybody GONNA take everybody's GonNa take over a collar know how one guy produce point killed. Yeah oh now. That's why more times than not the quarterback goals. I ran the clone known often back to mosquito. We are now joined by actor an huge Boston Sports Fan. Yeah good to have you make you for being here. You have a new movie coming out. Spencer confidential premiering on Netflix March. Six next week. So that's exciting. But we gotta ask you about Boston and Sports Fans I. I Love Boston but this movie set in Boston. How does it Kinda stand out compared to so many other Boston films for me? It's really brought everything. Full circle the The home that Alan Arkin character lives in is is twenty four Pepperell Street. I grew up on twenty five parallel streets shot. Who's sitting on my stoop everyday while shooting the movie Dorchester yeah right in Dorchester and the character Spencer. You know he was. There was a television show. This is based on the book series but every time we saw that series and every episode we would see in a part of our neighborhood that we recognize is the only time that we'd ever seen it on television so it's pretty iconic for the city of Boston and it's a guy who was a former cop who took on the police in corruption and now goes out to to you know fix injustice and fight for the The innocent people that are being wronged. And it's a great great character a lot of humor a lot of heart and For me to get to play. That character is pretty special so I was looking over your resume last night. Feels like you've lived about three lives in one need only forty eight. You're just sort of getting into your prime here when when you look back at all of this body of work. What are you proudest of? Is there a movie or a thing that you did or or even a big picture? I did that. What will I think turning around my life coming from twenty-five Pepperell Street ending up on twenty four shooting a movie there go and creating jobs and opportunity for other people in the community inspiring Intercity kids in at risk youth. That's pretty big deal. But when it comes to the work I was gravitates towards the true stories. You know being able to play professional athlete. The only way that seemed possible to get out of the neighborhood was through sports more becoming a cop or crooked Boston those options so to be able to play fighter to play football player to do all those things Those were were pretty amazing accomplishments. Very do did you know you always wanted to do movies? You had started out. Entertainment Music background. Did you know you wanted to do movie? You wanted to graduate from now. You know it was one of those things where again growing up in that little world other than seeing spence or the bring shop. We never knew anybody who left Boston and went on to going to the movies but I loved the movies. My Dad I was the youngest of nine mme was a truck driver and he would take me to the movies every day. When I was home. He'd sneak inish six pack of Schlitz and snacks off the truck because he delivered school lunches. And so I'd have a couple of packs Things in milk and some Oreos and we'd go in and watch movies and so. I Love the cinema. Graham watching Jimmy Cagney. John Garfield Robert Ryan really old school guys and I had huge appreciation for film. I didn't know it was possible until I met Penny Marshall and she cast me and my first movie and then after once I found film. I didn't want to do anything else. Of course. Yeah so to me you play one of the all-time great bad asses in any role you play in. It feels like you can sort of thrive off your your teenage bats days right. Can you sort of dredge that back? It's needs right there below the surface. I try to only tap it when it comes to my work but I think I think a huge advantage having a lot of real life experience that I could draw when I'm making these movies and also you know have the luxury of being able to access any information. I'm not afraid to go and study or find out whatever information. I need to play a role that maybe necessarily outside of my wheelhouse my comfort zone. But that's a huge advantage for me. Having that realized experience drawn favorite role was favorite. What's your favorite movie you've ever done You know I I would say I would have to be between the fighter and also a movie that I actually did this year. This coming next year called good Joe Bell which is also true story. Yeah yeah based on a guy who's from Oregon His son committed suicide succumb to bullying. He was gay and was bullied in La Grande Oregon and his dad. You know after being two months of laying in his room. Not knowing what to do with himself. Contemplating suicide himself decided to get up and walk across the country to raise awareness for Sunday would literally walking and talking to everybody that he met about equality and Acceptance and tolerance. You did get nominated for the departed. Boston movie. It's not clear your art. Oh it is absolutely. I mean you know again. My Dad who was a big film snob now when When I had all the success and you know the eight figure paydays and all that stuff. My Dad was not impressed but when I said you know they call them and say hey by the way I got nominated for an Oscar. Now you can call yourself an actor. And then he came and he came to the set to visit Jack Nicholson and that was. That was a big deal for him. So yes certainly certainly a big deal but after the real world of sports you're obviously very close with Tom. Brady huge Patriot. Fan Gut feeling. Stay or go. Obviously everybody would love to see him. Stay but I really. I really want to do whatever's best for Tom. I mean if he decides to go elsewhere so be it. He's brought us so much joy. And you know I mean six super bowls two plays away from eight super bowl championships. I mean what else can you ask for from a guy you know he's got to do what's best for him and his family three plays four plays away from. Yes yes so yeah that's great. Well you know But really it's like you know people like you call them. You ask him what he's doing. I'm like I just hope he's happy and healthy and does what's best for him. Is it true that somebody facetime you? When you were just out shopping beverly hills. This is right after they lost in. This woman comes up. And she's like here here. I'm like no. I got my phone to talk to their sheets. I'll say hi how you never say hi how you doing. He said your boys has done over. It's done they'll never be back there. It's a wrap I may or. May I am not going to confirm or deny that may or may not have happened but something like how you doing glad to mention how never asked how the wife and kids and it was crazy though because I get. I mean look I can understand. It's annoying how good they've been for the amount of time that they've been good like I cannot stand the Yankees. I don't care if the red sox make the play the Yankees. Don't I'm happy so I get that but at the same time again and with Tom and everything else? I just went to Laker game. And you know I'm friendly with Lebron in a D and Rondo and all these people so I love seeing everybody be successful okay You know but I do. You know I just got a little more or less than attack. Okay so your gut feeling know him the way you know him. What you're reading. The tea leaves is gone. I would I would think for legacy and everything else would be nice if he stayed with patriots for his entire career. But I really. I don't know I mean and then you'll signal from Tom that you know and not if if I see. Tom Are talked time. I just say. Hey how's how are you doing how his wife and kids? How's your dad more than your mom things of that nature? So what would happen if he did leave to the Patriots? Well what would be the immediate result of that? You know what I think. There'd be a lot of people that are devastated in New England. But you have to understand you know. How good would they be? Would they got you know what I mean. I have to figure out a way to move. I mean I think there is There's probably a lot of bill belichick. That was still hoping that Jimmy G. would be there and you know he's always ran up and thinking about the future and things of that nature but you know. Tom Stayed won another super bowl. And those things aren't as easy accomplishes people think if you could pick a landing spot for Tom. Where would you like to see finish if it comes to that? You HAVE EGOS elsewhere. Yeah he's definitely going to want to go somewhere. We can actually have a chance to win again. I don't think he's GonNa WanNa go somewhere where you can just get the payday because you can get the payday anywhere So maybe Tennessee variable. That could be interesting. chargers got a good team. Do them why would? Why wouldn't the Patriots ever give him market value? Why wouldn't they I? I understand you know like you can take less time but because you've been so great too because they could've easily signed him to an extension this year instead of just getting eight million dollars. They really wanted you more when they really want you on that project they really they really make sure they got appeal. It had a but but you know what I don't know maybe it's passed that I really don't know but I think I think they'll offer them the money off of money. I think it'd be crazy not to but they got to put the pieces around him. You know I would look like a shoe in for the Super Bowl. The beginning of the year turned into you know pretty dismal season. So do you believe Tom? Brady has a super bowl left in that tank at forty? What is he before to three start reading. He's got two more really good seasons. Yes in in in in the right organization you know with with with everything built around him absolutely. Let's change to professional basketball and let's stay in Boston. The Celtics are starting to click around Jason. Tatum's emergency says. The superstar got feeling on their shot to win the Eastern Conference these tough Toronto. I don't think philly really is going to be a factor but you know you got the honest and it's a I think. I think you see how they played the Lakers. I mean they blew him out at home. They Sh- I think they should have won that game in La and it's a couple couple of miss shots and a couple of bad calls dude away from winning that game but But it'd be interesting. I you know I think ultimately I think you Lebron getting in the playoffs and you know as long as the clippers on factor. They might be hard to beat. When it's all said and the clippers. He don't like the Clippers Eden. I like the clippers. I DOC rivers a lot. You know. He brought her into the Celtics. You can't hate on Doc. That's the crazy thing is now is you'd be. I've become friends with so many people that played for different teams and so many people that I'm friends with in different cities I also had the luxury of growing up a little bit like always took it personally and now when somebody left Wade boggs went to the Yankees but I understand. It's business. People have families have to do. What's best for them so it's easier now? I've had I've had the joy of had the celebrations of winning multiple times in every sport. You with my team. So you know it's like. I don't mind some spreading eleven little bit so could you see Boston Lakers finals? That would be awesome. I mean that would be awesome for the League. You know. It's so nice to see that robbery. It was amazing. How quickly the Lakers turned it around? I mean they hadn't gone to the playoffs for six years but it still seems like yesterday they were. They were on top. So you in L. A. You probably lived in. La Long lived in Boston. So they they they meet in the finals. Who you're going with. I I secretly want the lake. I mean the Celtics to win but I wouldn't be mad to see. Lebron went to cad when to see Rondo when again with another team. I mean they're pretty stacked they might as well go go. Jane's it's hard not only you. Well Mark I obviously been turned into a Laker Fan. Because he just can't help it. He live series. Been going to the Games. You took your Magic Johnson. Dear dear friend obviously coby was a dear dear friend. I mean I I was on Jimmy Kimmel last night. And he's trying to give me a hard time by. Give me a Laker Jersey for my son because he knows that he also likes the Lakers. He gave me a magic Johnson. Jersey Magic's one of my best buddies. I mean I love magic. Know I took that juries. Ip But. I woke myself when I got home from the premier. I'll give him the Jersey did you. Yeah absolutely so there. Is this other team that he likes to say lives in the basement at Staples. You know they make them. Stay downstairs the clippers in you've been here so long you know. The clippers assured the stepchild. La Are they are loaded top bottom. They are deeper than the Lakers are. I'm not saying they have. They can match the two man star power at the top. But boy when you start going down and everything else I would. I would say not a chance but you saw did last year you know with the north I mean it was. It was remarkable what he was able to Hawaii. Paul George Williams mantras. You'll make keep going. I just I just wish. Golden state could have been healthy K. D's not hurt in clay's not hurt. Then we could see just how great quiet because I a you know what would have happened all definitely. I know I was rooting for the warriors for sure. I mean I love seeing you know. A dynasty being created in that kind of success. It's just fun to watch. So where were you on Lebron Jordan Goat? Oh well you Michael. You cannot conversation. Yeah now but it's not you can't have that conversation yet but it's not done like never lost in the finals. You know. He's six for six. I mean he is. You Got Michael Jordan. I mean is by far the greatest of all time. I mean he's had it all he does it all he just said hey glue he only wears George. He don't wear any other issue. What Jordan so he? He's got another issue. Michael Jordan. Ayovi you tell you tell you Lebron still has a chance to be in the conversation. I think the next if he does in the next three or four years if he goes wins three or four in a row breaks. All records breaks the scoring records. I mean they have those conversations people still trying to have conversations about Joe Montana order saying Aaron Rodgers who? I also like it's crazy. Why also being better than Tom Brady? I mean he's got six. I don't think argue you just say Jordan is undefeated in the finals? Joel undefeated in the Super Bowl so has not to go replace it though because it six to four is for the host. Mark pointed out if Eli didn't close. His eyes. The luckiest past history. I don't even mind I don't mind eighteen and one. That's the one that really hurts. That hurts that really hurt. I mean that was like and I knew a guy we played them. I think it was last. Game says only beaten by a field goal was like. Oh my God these guys again. This guy's just don't give up. They don't quit. And I got so many friends and me Pete Berg who's directed five and my moves including this one die hard giants fans. I mean that's the thing irks me more than Which also brought up there was some speculation that the giants would be interested in signing Brady. Which which I said. I just don't think he'd ever I? Would you like to be in New York? Yes but would he be an ally shadow the one you know his nemesis? How did they be shadow? I think be close to his house in Greenwich in forgot guys give he did. Get a house in Greenwich Harvard in Chelsea or somewhere also is still over. He's still kept that place. I don't know but I mean it's interesting you know it's like is one of those things where you know. I mean God you know you look at the more Jackson season or you know my home season and everybody's just talking Tom Brady. Yeah Yeah Pretty. Party is he. Now is that guy the best quarterback Patrick Mahomes. I think he's the best quarterback playing right. Now yes but I mean it's still early to say you know. I mean you know yet Aaron Rodgers. You know who's a fantastic quarterback but you know guys like Tom Brady? They seem to be there every year. It'd be interesting to see what the saints do. Easy homeboy right now. Marc pleasure talking all day. Thank you got here. It's a pleasure patriots. I really mean Spencer next year. Better accident that. I know that already really are the best on C. And believe it or not. A punter may have stolen the show at the combine yesterday Arizona. State's Michael Turk definitely. Turn some heads when he did a stunning twenty-five reps on the bench press which was better than twelve tight ends nine thousand nine linemen and thirty three of the wide receiver so Shannon. How amazed by this skit. He's a hero to combine hero. A buzz having gone to the combat in ninety. Skip when guys run impressive times. We'll be jumped you. Here's the buzz in the building to hero. Punter is not helping. Footballs with his arms. But that's very very impressive. He did more than two baby and cloudy. He's done more than some demarcus. Lawrence. Yes so. That's very impressive. And now he's going to go down in history he will be forever at to combat. I couldn't believe how fast he was reprimand. He was just blasting them out in. Here's what I've always said. You know how much I despise place-kicking always defend punters as a crucial part of the eliminate place kicking butt. Punters always different than kickers. Because kickers all come from mostly soccer background creek punters or very athletic because they have to catch the snap which can be higher and it's coming pretty fast and they have to be able to move and dog and Dodge and duck the block brakes and plus you also got an original punt. You can't punt the ball that ability for you. It's a very athletic thing. All the punters I've known in my many years in the business they were all good to very good athletes. So I wasn't shocked how strong he was like. Steve Weatherford. These New York to New York is the body real skip. His uncle man was upon and I think he went to a couple of pro bowls. So but that's very impressive. If you don't normally see partly because puertas scared about what do I need to be strong? What am I GONNA do? It's not like he half the play somebody out of bounds. But there's no reason except this is what he wants to do. You could tell he puts a lot of time in the weight room. Skip this is is something that he just showed up at. All of a sudden he put time in there and I'm not just saying just to come to the combat. He puts time when he was in college. He works at this now. He did in the the point. Is this doesn't equate to punning nor does like demarcus. Lawrence did twenty will. Does that mean? He's not strong no no. It doesn't equate to football strain. Most most of the guys that are great. They're not weight room strong. A great run got shame. Shame okay. We'll be back Monday thirty. Thank you for listening to the undisputed. Podcast I'm Jenny. 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Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR 2)

Mornings with Keyshawn, Jorge & LZ

21:15 min | 1 year ago

Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR 2)

"Curtis is here for Jesse and Curtis Chris Tacoma now okay. I'll call him in two minutes on the phone. He's GonNa call you that he's going to cause you sound a little groggy. They call me right here. We'll have keyshawn next. We're GONNA talk to key. He's GonNa cost you real quick and then of course there's the juxtaposition of Steve Balmer and again. It's a little unfair to compare one owner at the most euphoric moment of his ownership <hes> and compare them to the other owner in the building at the worst moment of theirs which was when Magic Johnson goes on TV and hits the detonator but the silence coming out of one side relative to the just the over the top enthusiasm. It's okay I mean they're not only did they get quiet Leonard and Paul George but maybe they have their secret sauce that the Lakers had had a patent on for forty years. Maybe they stole that too. WELL LISTEN GENIE BUZZ IS NOT Steve Bomber. Genie Buzz has a different personality. They got Anthony Davis which is still so to me better than getting Paul George Leonard Agree but you don't see her out there going well. That's not how she rose. At the end of the day. It doesn't matter what you say during the preseason press conference in only matter of Ju- saying postseason season and whether or not confetti falling and I think the Lakers are still ahead in that category keyshawn returns August fifth for O._C.. Week but guess what what thanks to satellite technology he's here. He's here Heiki. We're mourning. What happened in Miami doing y'all in Oborne L._A.? Man Boy getting after it early a couple of Pina coladas yeah we come from No. I'm just kidding kidding Kiko kidding. I'M NOT GONNA lie. I know it said it's you know it's ten fifteen where you are. I'm surprised that you're up and moving at this point I it looks like you're having a great time and you know what we wrote in the sun was coming up but we getting ready to roll back out and <HES> WE'RE GONNA go to that'll be our exercise for the day when we made by the Pool A little bit and go catch a movie and some dinner it it just Kinda. Just enjoy myself relaxing. You're not got that glow because this humidity Ecclesiastes skiing so that glow is just like even though I'm I got a little darker because I was like before now lethargic but you can see the two and it's just it's it's unbelievable. Wait a minute. You're Elsie. I'll let you take that one. I'm not going to have you gone to twist yet way. Did you call me black. No that's the drought or you're not black. I mean you are okay. Darker darker like Joe Pesci Travis you see week is coming. There is a lot of chatter about waiting to play golf against you. I just want to play golf against you. They WANNA come out John. Ireland's also going to be there on Day four of O._C.. Week and we will talk to John in just a moment but here's how they qualified to play against you. They got to come out today. One of the week Monday August fifth to the Roger John Superstore in Santa Ana fourteen twenty one village way Santa Ana come by the Taylormade. We're made fitting center. That's where Travis is going to be eleven A._M.. To One P._M.. Monday August fifth. I'm going to be there to you can enter win a spot for you and a guest to play with US Thursday August eighth at Black Gold Golf course in your Belinda also they'll be putting contests on E._S._p._N.. Sie Hat or shirt they go. That's going to be good. That's always good to have a golf outing always good to have the listeners who've done it a handful of times and it's always a great time joining us right now John Ireland Good Morning John. How are you excited for O._C.? Week a homemade we see your your old home your original home yeah home game for you to travel by the way. Have you been to that Roger done in Santa Ana. I'm looking forward to it. Oh it's like Disneyland for golf the greatest Roger It's a superstore it is it is the the size of like five warehouses. It has every golf gadget under the Sun. You and Chris are going to be <hes>. You're going to be like <hes> you know I it's Nirvana. It's Golf Nirvana you you will you. I don't know if you'll we've been going to leave the bag full of stuff probably yeah that's GonNa Happen All right so we saw the clipper press conference yesterday. Of course you know you grew up here. In southern California you worked for the clippers a million years ago as well and we've been talking talking about all morning that this really does and I know that the clippers have tried to sell this a million times over the years but seeing their seeing Paul George up there no one the coach that they have the way that organization is run now relative to the way that it was run years ago. Does this feel different what they're onto right now. I hope so I think it would be great for the the city <hes> I you know I'm a Laker fan and grew and you know I worked for the Lakers now. But how great would it be if both the Lakers and the Clippers had a home playoff series next April you know one of them was the one seed in the other. One was the two seat. I think it can only be good for N._B._A.. In the city and you know the the clippers you make your point. They've never done it before so so. This is unchartered territory but I hope they're good. I think it'd be fun for N._B._A.. Fans in L._A.. John when you take a look at the rosters of the two and obviously you start at the top and I'm not asking you to be telling evaluator but I am asking you to take a look. At who do you think has the best supporting cast overall and like what does your Gut just naturally tells you I think the Lakers are better off offensively and the clippers might have an edge defensively <hes>. I don't know how you defend team with Lebron James and Anthony Davis on the floor at the same time I mean I think both those guys have to draw a double team now. Coy You could say about client Paul George urge their great scores but Lebron and Anthony Davis are just forces of nature so I think offensively. They're gonNA create problems now on defense I think if you look at at Lebron <hes> you know he can be a great defender tender when he wants to be Anthony. Davis is one of the defenders in the League. I think Avery Bradley <hes> if he's healthy can be excellent defensively. I think the Lakers are going to a daily green L Z statistically by spectrum last year with the best defensive to guard the League so the Lakers are improved offensively but if you look at the clippers they have a chance to have the best defensive team they've ever had. I mean when you look at Paul. George Collide Leonard Patrick Beverley all on the court at the same time. That pretty much feels the outside of the half. Ask Court so that's what I'm GONNA be fascinating to watch. I think the clippers are going to hang their hat on their defense. I think the Lakers are going to create problems defensively and so that's why those Laker Clipper Games I I'm so looking forward to and I'm guessing I mean I don't know anything schedule talking about yet but I'm guessing we get Lakers clippers on Christmas Day and we may even get them on opening night guys depending on how much the N._B._A. wants to milk this but you have you have a possibility where they could play both on opening night and on Christmas Dacre. They gotTA play four times so I mean that's that's GonNa be the Best Laker clipper matchup we've ever seen John you mentioned you know how much fun it would be if they were the one in the two seat in the West and all of a sudden we're getting through the playoffs and you can just see him heading for one another and we're going to get that playoff showdown and obviously it would be great but I wonder if that's not just the definitive heavy favourite going into it. I mean I know Portland is good. They made a nice run. No Denver's a nice team that Utah got better Houston Got James R. I should say Russell Westbrook but would wh- at this point wouldn't it be a little bit of surprise if it weren't the Lakers and the clippers at the end. I don't think so Chavez I became here's why I think both the Lakers and the clippers have bigger aspirations than finishing one into in the West. I can see team like Denver or Utah absolutely going for it. You know just being that's their number. One priority is to get like Houston did two years ago that they're just going to going to set their sights on the number one she'd I would put the Lakers and the Clippers Lauren the warriors seat where they said look. It doesn't matter where we're seated. We are team is built to win the championship. I think both the Lakers and the clippers have their eyes on winning the title and that's that's it. I like as a Laker Fan. I'm not gonNA worry whether or not they they get the one of the two seed what I what I really want. Is that roster healthy when the playoffs start and then I'll take my chances. I've been saying it on my show for a couple of weeks. <hes> I know everybody's picking the clippers. I'm completely comfortable as Laker Fan and somebody who works for the team to take that roster and go to battle and let's see what happens. I'm really excited about what they can do so the number one thing I'm open for the Laker Fan is health if they don't finish I could see scenario travis to delve deeper in your question where neither one of them are the one or the two where Houston Denver Utah could be the one or the to the the Lakers would be the thirty in the in the cover four and then I'd still pick the Lakers to come out of that but I don't. I don't think the regular season is the prize you know I can see a scenario where neither the clippers the Lakers represent the west because there's still one aspect of this that that you know needs to be fleshed out a little bit more and that is actually team chemistry now on paper it looks as if the Lakers haven't much easier time meshing together talent than the clippers only in a sense of when you look at the how the two top talk to your players complement each other and don't duplicate each other the way they do with the clippers but also you have so many aspects of that team with Rondo and Boogie who've already played together and they've already played with Anthony Davis in Lebron's replayed with with Rondo. I don't think it's going to take us long still see that taking some time <hes> so my question is who do you think is going to mess together faster. I just laid on my case for the Lakers. Do you agree. Mason likes to sales e that <hes> when you throw all these new ingredients into the mix you have to let the cake bake and I actually agree with them on this <hes>. If you look at most teams for example Lebron when they assembled the heels down in Miami I think that team started eight and seven <hes> and then they figured it out and made it to the finals. I'M NOT GONNA freak out if the Lakers don't come out of the gate <hes> and have a twenty three three record I I you know they might they might clout white hot but I think it's going to take a little time for that chemistry. You talked about to come together haven't so so I don't take your question on it's it's it's going to be. I think easier for the Lakers simply because Paul George isn't nobody's really talking about this but Paul George probably isn't GonNa play in October and maybe even a not November he said to shoulder surgeries and I'm not trying to rain on the clippers sprayed your I think when he gets healthy they'll be great but the fact that the clippers are probably going to be one star to start Kaleida Start and Paul George is going. They're going to ease him. In with those shoulder surgeries I think by default because of that injury that the Lakers made joe quicker but again. I'M NOT GONNA freak out if they don't I again get them healthy. Get them to the playoffs and let's see what we got midday madness coming up at twelve o'clock of course you'll hear John Right Darren John. We'll see you at blackballed in O._C.. Week on Thursday and we got to figure out a game. I know we're not playing together. We've got to figure out some sort of game to play a game on and yeah I'm looking forward. Oh see week. I you know try no. You're that that's that's going to be the shortest commute over the course of a week that you've had since you joined that so I know you're excited about it too. Absolutely can't wait. Thanks John Hales. Guess what take it or shake. It is next caddyshack. I'll say he's the king of eighty soundtrack's songs Yeah Jenny thirty nine years ago today. CADDYSHACK came out so they're caddyshack might be the answer. It might be the answer to the question of greatest disparity between movie number one and the sequel as far as quality. I love caddyshack never even saw the seat so caddyshack is one of the great comedies especially the eighties eighties comedies and just have bill Murray and Chevy Chase and just I mean it just it was a rodney dangerfield just in various instill. I know you're not a golfer but still a movie. That gets quoted endlessly when you're out on the golf course caddyshack check to is one of the worst things ever felt it was with Jackie Mason and Jonathan Silverman and it just was dreadful. Why would they do that? I don't know because they needed caddyshack to admit travis. I'm like Rodney Dangerfield driffield out there and of course that's what I try to bad except I can play. That's not a bad cop says this is so good. So what so let's dance you know what it's time to do. Criminal what else is good on the course all right. Let's start with a baseball. Take it shake it. Of course we are inside of a week from the major league baseball trading deadline and unlike previous seasons July thirty one is July thirty one. There are no more deals after there's no more waiver nonsense that we've seen in the past. US If it doesn't get done by July thirty first it doesn't get done the dodgers will make a move in the bullpen and an additional move. Take it or shake it. I'm going to shake bullpen. Take you sitting in Rogers Chair doing something you're doing the most shake shake yes for the bullpen but no with anything else you know we have gluttony of talent. We can't get Warren Beatty on the field enough the Oscar yeah the Oscar he struck out last night when we needed him happens happens to the best of the worst this <hes> the bullpen definitely needs the most work needs most focused but nowhere else in the field and my concern at all yeah I think they make a couple of bullpen moves. I think that you're more than a guy away because unless you get a guy at the back a guy that's going to pitch the ninth inning and everybody everybody moves up one and now you have Janssen pitching the eighth you have bias pitching the seventh and maybe you just make one but if you're trying to figure out a way to get to the end of the line of Janson is still the end of the line. You'RE GONNA need more than one guy. You're in. I wouldn't be surprised if you see a make a couple of bullpen moves. I agree with you. I don't think that they're gonNA make non pitching moves but I think you're gonNA see more than one and I think there should be more than one all right the next one watching the dodgers in the angels last night and it just it hit me because you couldn't take my eyes off the guy watching Mike Trout play again again and I'm baseball guy. I've watched baseball for a long time and I came to this conclusion. I'm curious. What you think Mike Trout is the greatest baseball player I have personally ever seen? Take it or shake it. Shake it. Shake Eh there is there's one other answer that I'm willing to accept. Go ahead. I'm shaking it because there's something to be said about being the best at the most crucial times and unfortunately for my trout right now his crucial times have been min middling games in the regular season see what Madison Bumgarner did during the world series impressive as Hell <hes> the most pressure the highest of moment seeing what or harsh Eiser did see what in other words until he gets to a world series and have those seminal moments is hard for me to handle title to him based upon regular season outstanding performances. I I hear what you're saying but those were performances that were legendary. I don't know if those or careers necessarily that we're legendary Mike Carp trout is in his eighth year and all eight of them have been extraordinary and he does things with his legs. He does things with his arm. He does things with his glove. He does things with his bat hat. That are not just home runs or average. He does everything and he does it every single night and that's what I just every night you watch him. You just can't believe the only other guy I've seen like that. It was at that level for a really long time and I know that people are GonNa roll their eyes on. Yes of course versus Barry Bonds but berry didn't get his moment you know he didn't get. He didn't think he he played poorly in the world series. He didn't play poorly at all but he didn't have that town. Did you see what he did. In the world series you know and to me in order to get that title that you're referring to travis those in a moment you just gotTa have even okay. Even if it's not the world series just in the postseason you mentioned a seasons the trout how many postseason games games. Games aims three three. How many did he? He got one hit a home run next all right. Let's go to the N._B._A.. The players only broadcasts are a thing of the past they are not not gonNa do players only broadcasts anymore. You're going to miss players only broadcast. Take it or shake it shake. It shake very good in theory very good in theory but is it was disrespectful to think that anybody could do what we do without proper training experience to begin with and then you saw it. You actually do need a genetic play by play person doesn't have to be a guy but needs to be somebody Heidi who knows how to actually call a gay. Just because you played doesn't mean you can explain just because you explain doesn't mean you can play those two things are not necessarily synonymous Thomas with one another and I think you saw that during that broad yeah that's going to be one of those things that ten years from now remember when they just used to put players on a call games. It was a really I think it was an interesting idea. I don't know if it was a good idea is certainly interesting but I think it was also the right idea to probably pull the plug on that whole experiment and maybe if they had you know hired less stars or Lesser Stars and had more guys on there who may not necessarily be household names but were N._B._A.. Players but have actually had studied communications. Maybe your journalism in college when they were in school. Maybe they would have been a little more polished but I think they went for both celebrity names and our players and it just didn't resonate with fans. I'm not hating but clearly the fans didn't make it one more quick one from on the N._B._A.. Pau Gasol is going to be Portland Trailblazer next year. He signed a deal with the trailblazers. POW GOSOL is one of the greatest Lakers of all time Taylor shake it. Take it take calc- take you were shaggy please. He's not heard before that was horrible. Disturbing depends on what disturbs you go ahead why they started it. Take it. You said I'm GonNa take it because if you're the number two team repeats repeats then you're one of the greatest of their franchise now. I know that you have sixteen chips. Two of them became so because the guy that was the number two was on that squad so yeah absolutely I'm taking I agree with you and I think he's one of those guys. That's GonNa get lost because the Lakers have so many great players they have so many guys that are not just great players but legends of the Game Kobe Bryant is not a great laker. Kobe Bryant is a great N._B._A.. Player that everybody knew Shack Magic Karim these guys the Jerry West these are guys that aren't as Great Lakers. They're the biggest names in the history of the sport and POWs not that but PAO was a integral part of a back to back championship team and he absolutely is one of the greatest Lakers of all time. I I agree with you. Powell is going to be a hall of Famer and he is top three all time in terms of international player in N._B._A.. History I yeah I mean Hakim Dirk Powell. I mean I I would say so yeah right based upon career achievements in fact he's got chips and things of that nature so yeah absolutely pound statue just not in front of Staples. Let me tell you if you want to be top three all-time of you know doing the thing then you need blue go to blue dot com B. L. U..

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442: Dog Eating Chair Digestion

Back To Work

1:13:00 hr | 11 months ago

442: Dog Eating Chair Digestion

"Hello Marlon Netto Dad. How are you doing today very well. Reporting live from the show floor gas. That's right a big big day today. We're hearing a lot of very very exciting buzz coming out of. I Guess Cupertino today so it's very excited people you put people are a bus yeah yeah. It should be a big day. We're hearing We're getting very strong. Rumors from Game Rambo there will be a apple watch will be available and bond. I blew Lou. That's GONNA be coming in casings can't wait yeah. We're hearing very strong buzz that there will be several stills shown from both both of the launch day shows for Apple TV plus and and most excited. There's going to be lottery where one lucky attendant. It gets to look at ACCUSA. Pot of gold average. Got Me fucking me. Shaw talk qualify crash airbag yeah one two weeks Max. Is that cooler take about to talk. Good Morning Dan. How are you pretty good. Eh Pretty Goo. Oh Goddess early. I'm sorry I'm late. I make me hey hey say yes. I did a good I don't know I it's like I mea like a little dinky. Listen is barely anything. There is a little dinky fast coffee. He was it a pour over high. I'm Dinky Fast Coffee High. Do this what I do yeah yeah. I use the use a yeah. What's called the clever clever filter. I think it's called clever never sure keep saying it repeatedly. It'll make more sense clever yeah. I guess you'd call it. A pour over poor overseas very fancy term for just making coffee. I'm just making off a single coffee. It's what we might me night apart from sometimes sometimes when we would have an interregnum with cuisinart coffeemaker they call it a three way we we've always been doing this. We would all just call it a one hitter during our background with the drugs. Yes yeah so that's good. I made that but no I apologize because I I it's important to be on time for things and here we are seven minutes late like a sucker now talking about it so it's even worse so it's a big day huge. Oh it's it's Tuesday Dan. It's since the optimistic day and you and I I feel like this is a shameful sub. Rosa Exchange Exchange that we almost have two to three times a year where we kind of like. Oh Yeah require eight ten thirty yeah. It'll be like do you. I think can we record short went a little bit earlier so we can watch the KENO and we did would you in that. WE'RE GONNA we're recording early today this whole matter yeah well in the midst of time but then I went to watch the the Bikini 'cause there's so many question marks and I'm excited to see what the apple people talk about. There are a lot and I'm actually. I pleasantly surprised that you're interested this year some years all talk to you about it and they're on now watching this year. You are watching. It's it's I met at interested Dan. I met a interested I have my personal reasons. My personal reasons include. I care probably too deeply. What's it's happening in the TV streaming wars I thought with your father and the streaming wars. I don't know which is supposed to be okay no word I know it was it sounded more to me like Bain than Oh. Nobody cared about the French cops and speaking of in the macbook of Frank. Is I just want to say yeah. I got the new dark. Cristal series is in really good. I watched the Rodrigo Creepy and scary. I never saw the original but people said it's good but creepy scary. Oh you haven't seen the original okay little you think about me. I'm old for that not a lot old but just a little home. Detroit man by that time our crystal movie right and there's that that age that you hit when you're a kid. We're like that for kids. It's not cool. I mean I had proximity as serial monogamist and my the woman I will blithely call high school girlfriend she was she's many more things than that especially now but CNN high school she had two younger brothers any younger sister so I did get exposure to stuff like what teenage mutant Ninja Turtles or you know we'd Wash Star Wars on HBO at her house. I still so had a foot in in three childhood ages but no eight five. Maybe the dark crystal came out in nineteen eighty the two Oh and then there's no excuse I totally should have seen that. I was just puppets like I was like eleven when this thing came out okay and I think that Bowie no that's a labyrinth legend okay or legend is is with the one with with Cameron. That's yes that's right okay this. This was Dr Chris Nine hundred eighty two which is it was done by Jim Henson Frank Oz co directed at I think and it grown up. It's that right. It's grown grownup pets and it. I loved this as a kid. I loved this movie as a kid and I had not really watched it ever as an adult although they still vividly remembered scenes when I was watching it with my kids so my kids are that my my boy is almost twelve my daughter's eight and so my daughter was a little apprehensive could look scary. 'cause you know the trailers of it. You've got the sketch which of these sort of their somewhere between a bird and an evil lizard heard reptile type thing and but they're they're not creepy. They're almost I mean. They can be a little menacing but overall. They're almost I don't WANNA use the word comedic but I'm looking for a better word bound have one but they're very a disorder like gremlins kind of like scary and funny. I've personally yes I would say yes but the the the volved Gremlins were waste more frightening. I think I think personally but anyway great movie that I loved at the time and then I heard that they were redoing. They were they were coming out with a series for Netflix but did they were using puppets and practical effects for it yeah and and I was like wow in twenty nineteen something like that and I'll tell you what we've only started watching. We're only like one episode in but both both of my kids love it and I love it is really really good at work is episode of TV so far so good. I'm also you know a little bit into it but I mean obviously you watched the movie before you wash this but I recommend kid so immune to this has been our we're just closing out our summer of PG thirteen thirteen movies as I talked about and there's certain kinds of stuff. We're like it's all good but like I'm not saying a letter watch fuzz but if I did let her hot hot fuzz I I was I would fast over the the gruesome violence but just the jump scares of something like a hot fuzz still no Bueno and I'm guessing. Is You know what I'm saying yeah. There's there's no no jump scares in this but it's doesn't have has got some penis to me. It's not I mean. It's creepy good. Are you a good reporter on us and you be trusted aerator. Yes I feel your filter your filter for so many things in life is terrific Dan. You're you're one of the great programmers and I but but I mean you should your kid hid logan. Are you good filter for this. I don't know if I should have shown them logan or not but it has a throat slashing. It's a very good story. There's a very very there's almost no violence really in this. This is not a violent film or TV. Show at all really I mean. There's a couple little things but it's not it's nothing major. It's not it's creepy or dark in the sense of if you're used to watching sesame street or the muppet show yes has it been creepy and dark compared to that but if you've seen anything that's come out in the last ten years geared for kids they'd nowhere near Harry Potter's as way scarier than this man the I still think about the the mentors. That's really genuine very yes. It's way way scarier. If your kid can see Harry Potter read the Books Poor Cedric Degree and look what they do to the Fella and then then you've got to be in those vampire where sex movies I would not say I mean you know I would my daughter who is easily creeped out and scared of things said that this is not scary at it all and she's eight and she I would never in a billion years. Let her watch an X. Men movie of any kind really all right. Can I say three things relatively quickly. Go ahead caller. thank you. I'm here from the show floor. First of all thank God for Google on Google this before making the joke so narrowly avoided saying a sketch midnight runners a joke that many many people have made so. I didn't make that joke and dodged a bullet. Yeah 'cause that's funny. I enjoyed that banned. A lot ought not just the one song or that one good do a deep dive on us as midnight runners. There are good ban second muppets. It's interesting to me that it all it. Took was that two years ears and this seems like a movie. I could've seen 'cause the thing was I was so into. The muppet show was in fifth or sixth grade was like Kinda the heyday but like you know up until I think that's eighty. Probably I was still watching them up at show I mean it was a very funny show up. I worked at Muppet Vision Three D in Disney. I loved loved him up at some. I'm a nerd what par used bache well. We'll park is Sherry was that in Hollywood studios okay all all right and is that part of Disney world it is it is part of Disney world. Yes okay. It's not a epcot was the last new the Disney property. I went to as a floridian yeah behind the curve called. MGM Studios and they renamed it. Hollywood studios booth complicated stuff man and third. I forgot to start the audio hijack for seven minutes so so you'll have to use the M. V. File no problem like like I would love to tell you about Eero. Oh come on Eero. Dama thought everybody bought hero. There's there is a person born every every minute who has not yet on an aero cod. That's a really good way to look at it. I mean there's somebody out there listening this that doesn't have one and there's there's people you hope they're listening listening. You hope they downloaded this episode of Dan's back to work podcast before they went to that one corner where there's just no Internet no. Have you ever walked to a part of your officer. House and there's no Internet there I mean might my house was built in the roaring twenties. It's nothing but broken internet spots I bad walls calls bad wall so that that is something that they tried to solve for many years by just taking a base station in making it like the the the signal signal trying to boost the signal and adding more and more antennas to it and making them bigger gaming modem looks like it looks like get. HD lovecraft designs Kufour lieu of this one here. I am looking I. I think there's a better way and the better way is Eero and what Eero does. Is it blankets your whole home with fast reliable. Wi Fi so you it eliminates needs poor coverage. It gets dead spots. You don't have buffering when you're trying to watch movies and you'll have a consistently strong signal. Wherever you you need it and this is one of those things like before we had this whenever we would have a guest coming stay they would always say on couldn't watch anything listening to my why why not there is no signal up there? My Kid couldn't get a signal in their room and outside. Forget it. You couldn't get anything with the EERO. It changes all of that. They have have so the euro sets up in like twenty seconds. He it plugs into your modem or your boss slightly exaggerating. I'm exaggerating twenty seconds but but I would say how allow half hour to an hour or could be thrilled when it's fifteen minutes I like that set set expectations and then meet them or exceed them and but I mean this is as against the things you think yourself about these wireless things. That's my whole problem. The last thing I WANNA do is deal with more wireless things but the ear will help you. It will guide you there feeding you Jack Feeding you. It's GonNa it helps you so much and then now you've got your buffeted in Gorgeous Three D Wifi. That's right and the Whaley. Is this kid I kid. We have fun with this because we've done this bottle lot yeah but I love my aerosystems so Gosh Dang much and to me. It's like the no brainer like right in the pocket for somebody who wants to nerd out without there there are some extremely high end marco style things that you can get them. You probably way too much firepower and configuration and then at the other end. You've got your Apple Bay station. That's like barely support anymore and inbetween. Though you get these beacons you add them on. Its intelligent and you can i. I got more than I needed just because I I need me some. WIFI ended outside. I took out the trash this morning and I still keep streaming because because I've got one in my garage that extends the signal. It's incredible Dan Eero the APP. Don't get me started on the APP. The whole thing is it's such a good experience. It's really you know what the cost of ownership was stuff yeah so. It's so fun to own one of these. It's actually fun like if you WanNa that'd be a Dork like me and go in and give thirty seven different. Wi Fi enabled things their own custom name and Emoji. 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I am interested as somebody who is genuinely interested as a consumer in where stuff is going with with the streaming and so as we've talked about a lot lately actually last week. I'm curious to see you know stuff like what is going to happen with if they're going to talk about the apple streaming service service when I say there's a lot of question marks. Here's the thing I am looking at this as somebody who is a a sometimes I give apple some stick because somebody should be doing that but but someone who loves them should be doing that but but I am genuinely interested in them as a company and the reason I say there's question marks question marks on virtually everything at this point you know. I've got an iphone tennis. That's it feels as as as folks like you like to say. It feels feature complete most right. It's really it's really really good. My a kids hand me down iphone for all the reasons between who the batteries at success so the battery eighty three percent so there is is there is this practical ish part of me that says well you know. I'm a dangling who likes to buy a new phone every year or so so hand my current phone down to her with its much better better battery capacity and functionality. She doesn't need it but so now there are ways in which I am personally invested in this right like I I want to know what's going on with the streaming stuff because because it's a it's a it's an engineering problem. One company changing makes other companies change. Don't doubt for a second that apple is going to rethink or think or rethink their strategy in terms of what Disney pluses announced I mean we talked about this right. Yeah definitely so okay so really but just to get that out of the way there are question marks for me a personally and professionally in terms of what they are going to announce but you know what I mean. I'm just hear what the popcorn popcorn and I brought this camp chair and and I must say here and going. What are they going to try it out. In what order maybe I mean. I'm not generally the guy who so interested in all the speculation stuff personally. Absolutely I think it's sort of odd to become obsessed with that to be a grown man obsessed about what a company will announce but I m interested to watch today when they do make the I love the way your smart on every single part of this that's right. I love the way that you set it. I love the way you've expressed that I the longer than I mean you remember. Merlin there or is that time period always covering everything every it was so much of the shows I mean God bless you. That's your stock in trade but like I I'm happy to have left that particular part of the rack upon yes there were all the shows all the great shows on five by five there was like glue for the four sort of tent poll shows back in the date two thousand eleven. We're basically about the apple ecosystem from one angle or another and you were the the the The rod turned at the center Coz no but but this would be this would be the topic for potentially weeks or months jacking about the ecosystem speculating and what are they going to do and what this thing mean and I I am. I am very much much over that but I'm like you. I enjoy the reveal I injured. This is the biggest product for apple and in it for people in technology. The IPHONE is probably if not the biggest one of the biggest announcements that could you could possibly have so. I'm I'm intrigued. I'd like to see would they come out with and how they announce. It is interesting as what they announced these days you know seeing the different people that they bring up. Are they nervous. Are they shaking. Can can you tell if the how well they've rehearsed I. What is their body language say. What are they trying to hide. What are they trying to distract you with because it very much is a spectacle acticle in a lot of ways and the same way that a magician you've you've introduced me to some of the world's greatest magicians via the youtube videos that you've found and like watching how they use distraction shit show me in misdirection. It's all in there in the apple shows too. I I love that so excited to see it as far as products that I want. I'm curious to see about the phone. I'm curious to see what else they announce. That's what new features are coming out that type of thing but for me. I still Kinda. Have my fingers crossed that we might get A. I don't think we're going to see it but we might get more information about the sixteen rumored sixteen inch macbook pro I'd because I'll definitely if that's affordable. I'd like to get that that would be a wonderful upgrade trade for me but I'm just curious. I'm just here for here for the ride like you. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah. I mean I don't WanNa. There's no reason to be that just sounds like sour grapes grapes but I enjoy Christmas Day a lot at the same time. I don't want three hundred sixty four days a year of prepping for seriously it comes but like like pump the brakes guys. We don't need the music all the time. That's how I feel about this stuff and today's Christmas Day. It's to me it is totally wholesome to be interested in what they say yeah and to and to but to get to the nitty gritty of what we're talking about here for example and you know. I listen to a whole lot of podcasts including a lot of podcasts for my friends talk about this stuff. This is a very refund time of year to for example. It's an upgrade with just smelling my curly because they do the draft and what's so for folks who haven't heard it. That's where they go in and sort of prearrange. ENJ- were they worked together. Maybe with Stephen to derive this huge list of everything that could be announced even if it definitely won't be announced and they do draft because it's Jason and Jason loves drafts and they go around and pick the things that they think are most likely to it's the the rules get more clarified and evolved every year but it has to be mentioned onstage age with a voice like not on a slide and that's fun because when you get this is fun to hear what they predict but it's also then fun to hear how they arrived at that now. You're in your case right. You're interested in hearing about this rumored sixteen inch macbook pro yeah okay well. This is work. It's interesting now because now you go well. Wait a minute that does that we know there's usually a second as they tober event right for stuff like Max plus everything else right right so so I didn't mean to make this entirely about upgrade the point the point that makes it interesting. Is You have to do this funny. You have to do this funny kind of calculus where you try to figure out oh they're going to announce a series. Five watch like okay smarty pants dance. Tell me where that goes in today's presentation that is definitely going to be about the iphone right. Tell me what stuff makes dinner doesn't make it into this based on your desire to learn about the watch or you know what I mean right and so like so. I hear you say that and I say well just because I'm drinking the KOOL aid and my friends programs well. I bet you to Mac is not going to get talked about a lot today right and I'm interested in how I arrived at that arrived at that because I'm doing this. Meta speculation about like what this event is for are and then it's just. I don't know it's kind of a strategy game. It's fun. It's fun to puzzle out to get inside the mind of this incredibly opaque frustratingly frustratingly opaque company to try and figure out what they've decided to put in the big show rats that is that is fun to speculate about and the reason. I'm obsessed or interested in these question. Marks is just what feels looks. I've stopped following actively actively following the like. Oh here's the latest Chinese sleek kind of stuff for like my Max timken he never gets Betas of IOS because he likes to get the bait on the new phone. That's part of the new experience for him. annot which I think is really sensible. I'm not like that. I break all my stuff with Betas because I'm like that but in this instance you know I catch stuff like that because it obviously comes over the transom I'm but I'm not pouring over every nine to five Mac Chinese leak yeah. It's like who cares but the question question marks Dan. The question marks the people. God is endlessly fascinating once you really get into it because you start getting into these weird segmentation of market market things and you think to yourself okay well. They got this oddly named phone that they put out last year that those of us who purchased really like mostly. It's a really really good phone but like how many more people out there want to spend a thousand dollars on a phone people like the small phones. They like the big phones. How do they decide on that. is mostly putting a new camera on. They're gonNA be enough to attract people right or an extra camera sixteenth camera whatever it is they're doing but then you start getting into you. Just you get inside. Apple said and you get inside your own head for myself. Because then I find myself asking well you know. WHOA WHOA wither goes iphone whereas IPAD GONNA go after that. Isn't it interesting that as somebody using the Betas there are so many fairly highly touted features of an Mac. Os that seemed to be dropping off for thirteen right in the thirteen point one fella upper Beta comes out before there's so many question marks. I'm blathering on but that's that's the nature of what makes this fun for me. Is that like a they like this. It is difficult for me not to see everything as being connected in meaningful you know what what what to leave in what to leave out the stuff that the stuff that makes it the stuff that doesn't and so you know when when somebody like me is watching this which I'll be doing an hour and a half from now and I'm going to be sitting there doing that thing that I do every time being cynical on twitter probably also also being like wait a minute another like fifteen minutes a our demo with a game. No one will be using. I dread that my car. What is this just what and then you look so what what got dropped at the last minute that you could afford this long of somebody pointing iphone at a table? It's so weird and then you get there and now we're getting into also like how do they not talk about. Apple TV plus at this at this. They're one of probably the most covered event. How do they not do the Big Bang. I have to like I would be. I would be very surprised if they talk about a laptop more even an IPAD. There's rumors about both but typically like you said earlier in October is when they have those kinds of events and my hopes for that but but hopes up for that but I do think that like you're talking about. There's there's things that that they do where I think they want to get. People think people are going to get excited and it's always has to do with a game and they'll bring out some game. I do think that they'll talk a little bit more about their upcoming gaming shows. It shows off the latest greatest in technology. I'll tell you one still tell you what stupid and I'll tell you what I think is I would love to see Apple. Two more of is for example. Let's talk for a second about mine craft which is probably the world's most popular game name besides fortnight right now and has bind minecraft just recently celebrated. I think ten years of being out and I've been playing minecraft for about ten years. I started out with the very very early. Alpha nine even the Beta Alpha version of it a friend of mine introduced me to it and and and I fell in love with that game and my kids have gotten to be old enough you know they play it so now we have a minecraft realm which is like a hosted minecraft server. You don't have to do that yourself anymore. You pay for it of course but it's it's hosted by Microsoft who bought mine craft and my daughter plays joins on her on her IPAD. My my son plays on his switch and I play on windows ten because that's the only way that I can play on a computer and I liked to play things on computers computers when when I've been playing them for ten years the same way there has always been a Java version that you could play on every platform but then when Microsoft bought them. They released it. I told we'll do about this a week or two ago called edition and I've been using Microsoft Windows rebooting into Microsoft windows throwing fifty or sixty gig league of my precious hard drive space just to run windows just to play the stupid frigging game. Wouldn't it be great for apple to like. I know it's a pipe dream team but to like say hey Microsoft release a bedrock version for the MAC so that the fans don't go crazy and so that you can play with his see. That's the kind of announcement that would be really good for gaming on the Mac or you know that kind of thing. They're not gonNA onset at this event for sure but that's the kind of thing like I think a lot of people want if you just Google Mac bedrock minecraft. There's thousands of posts out there people begging begging and to have this done and like I don't really WanNa see another a our demo of people running around a table. Do I hear go even if it's minecraft but especially if it's another racing game go back and watch those peanuts. Where would I mean where those games today. Who Cares Yeah Yeah? No I agree and but then there's also speculation about like you know well you know again. I'm I'm just cribbing this from upgrade but like boy there sure seems to be a lot of a potentially interesting a our stuff James Thompson always finds a way to take all the technology and put it in his calculator. APP and I love him so much for it. He seems to be the developer. Most utilizes the stuff that doesn't really have purpose yet jeff just for fun. You Can Bananas Appear in the room with your calculator but our er glasses where we see our glasses like what would that. What would that be like. What are we going to see any. You know moonshot stuff with this but you know I mean I. It's the iphone event right so this is the September iphone event September tenth. Never Forget and so you're like well okay. So what do they spend a lot of time talking about with a new phone because that then effects. They don't like to have these things over like two hours. I think and so like what what is that. What is that going to be. You know it's it's just so interesting and the reason the Apple TV thing to me is so interesting because you know apple can certainly not we'll never forget the speaking of never forgetting. We'll never forget the steve jobs keynote announcing the iphone because there was so much about it that was amazing. It's one of the great keynotes denotes very memorable for so many reasons calling starbucks getting this. There's three three separate things in this device. there's there's all of that but one of the things that easy to forget is like how wild it was that that was the day that was the day phones changed after that phone started looking different with a year or two as has been widely documented but by the apple fans who got Marr- you know you go back and watch an old. TV show like like we watch a lot of you'll make sure shows will watch the office will watch parks and rec what have you they all have like blackberries. They all have right. Paul mich- trio ish devices aces that after that year of the iphone things change. Maybe one of the most remarkable things about that day in retrospect is how did they practically pulled off a secret Apollo program. Yeah please capture that in the sense that when they put up that first image of that now a crazy looking I iphone. How did they manage that how they manage to use the what is it before. At and T. need for Isan whoever the exclusively with how were they able to get the guts of a phone into that and tested with so little being detected by people that he was able able to actually put up that image of the I found and people actually did go wow down and they saw the touch interaction and we went wow and so on and so forth and Oh my God look. It's The New York Times on your phone and I think it's easy to lose in the lights. What an incredible project that was as technology accelerates. It's easy to forget. How amazing is that? They pulled that off in relative secrecy. There were a little bit little bits and bobs so the reason I say that is boy that was a good keynote but also oh I'm sure apple still has an in them to be really truly surprising but I'm not as nakedly optimistic about taste in decision making as I used to be which frustrates some people and that's okay. That's how you know we're different so like in the case of this apple. TV plus thing like I I am morbidly fascinating listening. Yes Joe Steel now. I'm talking about it. I'm morbidly fascinated by this because I don't get it. I don't I still and we talked about this last week but I still I don't get it. What's IT GONNA run on. What's IT GONNA cost. What's IT GONNA have besides the shows we've heard about. It's also strange so now now. Now I'm sitting here. I'm a grown man. I'm fifty two and I'm doing a podcast talking about my speculation about apple. TV was that's so weird but I'm doing it because now I'm wondering okay. Will they announced that they have acquired some catalog of from somebody like are they buying somebody out. Would it be crazy. I mean Netflix obviously. I don't think they're going to safe netflix goodbye along time ago but will they announced that they bought somebody out will will you know what I mean will be now announcement. Hollywood as they say eight ten to crave information and to be much leakier than the spaceship is but it seems like he would hurt something about that but I'm just so curious about it and I in in one of my techs channels with my pals the other day I was just like the math does not add up in my head. I don't understand the apple. TV plus math not least because ooh ooh the apple TV experience using the TV. APP is so bad and getting worse. It's so it really we made a joke a long time ago that when the apple ATV first came out I think I said something like it was the equivalent of like I don't know the the basically they put a coin slot on your TV. They made it easier to I stuff from. Rei Ryan mostly what did okay then being pollution being revolution. TV is going to be all about APPS. We'll guess what that turned out to really suck. It's still it's still they'll difficult to sign onto everything. We don't really sign onto everything best thing apple did with Apple. TV Let you use your phone is a remote if we didn't have that. I don't know I don't think anybody would be using it but it's so goddamn frustrating. I use this my family uses the Apple TV and when we do the surprisingly capable series search for something just to get to our own stuff. It keeps wanting to dump me back into buying something or it keeps keeps. I don't know how it's deriving which op thinks I should use to play something. That's available in more than one place but it's bad it's doesn't feel super configuration. L- and it makes in this great technology using Siri to find something and then falls on its face when it goes. Do you want to watch stars. I'm like no. I don't want to watch this is this is someplace inscrutable and opaque to try and understand how I'm supposed to use this as the equivalent of a not vote or a cable box so anyway. That's why I'm obsessing about that. I WanNa see if they talk about staying. I think they must I'm interested to see what they focus on. Are you GONNA be able to watch this on your windows ten machine. Why yes you can watch it this year on Youtube for the first time but I won't be watching you know apple. TV plus will you be able to. Oh I the event that sublime streaming service with unique content date we wash windows ten bucks. No no the only thing that you'll be able to watch it on. We'll be your your device or your apple TV or primarily the apple you telling me you think it's going to be an apple. APP on an apple device in order to wash this thing you're nominally nominally paying for. I'll tell you why I think the answer to that is is yes apple always or almost always. I'm trying to remember time when they didn't do this a traditionally when they roll out a service you know their services are in support. Apple is a computer electronics company. They they became one when they launched the ipod they reinforced this when they launched the iphone and as if those two weren't it clear enough indications they they really reinforce this when they changed their name from apple computers to just apple. I I hey buddy and talk. Walk Emphasize my point and the there with you there they agree and so but they're a consumer electronics company they make great software they make great hardware they make computers too and they they have now a ton of services but at the end of the day I think they're trying to boost that services and they've been a lot of articles talking about how apple is trying to boost other sources of income because like you said before the four everybody has an iphone now and it's getting harder and harder to convince. I've got the IPHONE. Ten not the ten S. I've still got the ten I I'm. I'm I'm on the fence about whether all upgrade this time or whether I might wait till the next time and that's a lot longer I used to do it. Every year are every time there would be a new phone. I'm not so much on board with that anymore. So how do you get someone like me to still give apple more money. If I've got as much they are highly touting whether it's on their calls events highly touting this what they're generally calling services and it's very understandable but if this is going to be part of their services revenue are they going to charge cost cost for this right. I don't know the ass I think the answer is yes and I have some theories about that and the other thing is other is why to answer your question about windows. I'm going to say we know two windows because I think they will eventually expand but they compete big time with Amazon and they compete big time with Google and it's the same thing as back in the old days. Steve Jobs said will be porting tends to Windows when hell freezes. This is over and when they finally did it. He said Hell has frozen over here. Zeitoun sweater and hell that's right and I think I think we'll see something very similar Miller here. It starts on apple platforms. It's four apple only and maybe the answer is. Maybe there's enough money there. For those services this is that they're okay leaving it on just apple devices for a while but eventually will they allow. I I think they should I think it would be smart thing for them they do but. I don't know I would love to return to this but would you. Perhaps tell me about a second thing that you like. I would love to tell you about Graham. 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Bring it so I had said on the last episode so that is going to try Hulu TV and I got some wonderful feedback from a whole bunch of listeners who said I've tried Hulu. TV It's fine fine but if you want a better user experience and and maybe a little bit more flexibility you could try youtube. TV instead plus and this is what sold me on that there's a three week trial for Youtube TV and a one week trial for Hulu TVs now try the Youtube TV thing. I heard I heard good things I I had tried on Hulu. I tried playstation Vue and TV. TV didn't feel right for me. I I've heard in the time since a lot of people say that they really like it. I just tried it out. I sign up for at the end of last week in advance of the weekend football games which was one of the big reasons that I wanted to try it. I wanted to see what what is this like and football seemed like a great way to test it so here's the process awesome pretty straightforward YouTube. TV is it has some limitations that Hulu doesn't have. I'll tell you what those earn a second but the sign up process is pretty easy. See if you have any kind of you know Google Account g mail account whatever you can pretty much just click a button and get started with it. which was I thought was very nice you get in there and right away it shows you a long list of different networks and TV shows and things that you can basically add to your library beary and when you add those things to your library youtube records them automatically you can control this but there's no limit on how many things you can record or space or anything thing like that? It's pretty much unlimited and so of course it went in and said well record of course every eagles game record ever. UCF game record and you can customize these these different things. I got a few other shows on there that that I like to watch so I just checked a little you know hit the little plus button and adds those but you also immediately have have access to all of those things in the past to the full past catalogs are already there so it's not you know which of course again make sense but there it is and you have the option to watch things live so you're presented with what I would call a a guide TV guide if you will that shows what's there and what's upcoming and you can watch it. You can market to record but what's cool is if you watch. Something has been prerecorded. You can switch speeds just like people listening to this podcast at two times or three times you can do the same thing with TV shows. I don't know who has it or not but I thought that was pretty cool. You can you can switch it to like two times speed when the commentators are talking and then go back to regular speed and replay it yourself as much as you want when you're watching live. It's very cool. It's very easy all the features that you would expect to be there. Are there and I really I really like it. It was very very clear as far as like quality of it looked great on the TV it looks good on the computer and I like that. You can create multiple accounts for your family too so my wife has one and my kids can have one if they weren't cool and so what spotify ish like exactly and she can have her own recordings and lists and everything else that I can have my own if the same program different times you know I'm not having to worry about where I pause versus where someone else positives through this every I I don't know I know that Youtube in particular will if I stream like this broken I am Dan. I'll be watching youtube on apple. TV V while I'm trying to look something up to link to it on my ipad yeah and frequently within seconds and admittedly logged into my premium youtube account my bread premium. Liam excess Max gold and but the thing is it'll like bonk. It's about three seconds before it goes and we're trying to do the thing right so that's understandable but like a but like the HP like like you know Sunday. Nights milady will go read a little bit and dead before you are watching succession and going to sleep. I'll be watching the other room compare notes in the morning but sometimes we'll look turn our key and I'll be like just be aware just beware. I'm about to also try to watch succession right so I don't know if it will be mad at me and every will throw us both out and put us on twitter tail for trying to use to streams right so this one is set that up for that. I think you I think it's do they have to be logged in seems to be logged okay so they log in. That's the way it works. Works your your daughter. They have their own youtube ish accounts. I they have they have always had their own youtube accounts out logged in so that I can and limited what they see and watch see their history so I've always had them doing. Why about their age. Don't answer I think you I always lie. I don't remember I don't know it but anyway I haven't I think I I wouldn't I don't. I'm not trying to derail you but I do think that is interesting. I think it's a black box that people don't talk about because it suggests illegality three and I I do think it's interesting how people choose to deal with that like recently. What was I studying kid with on now. Oh Yeah I finally got my Amazon was on account because I was tired of her. You know looking at stuff online and so I had to choose is this an adult for your family is an adult. Is this a teen or is this a child so anyway. It's complicated so you did that. How did this sports football TESCO. It went great. Everything really yes. Everything was was perfect. The Best Quality Games that I've ever watched are when I watched them over my high definition seven and ten and they look best there because there's no compression of any kind ever so they look really really good there. They generally don't look very good on cable. TV even high Def because of the compression that it uses on this I would say it looked pretty close. I'm not one of those people coo John Syracuse TV. I don't do that kind of stuff. I don't have it is time in my life to talk TV don't but but I I would say from my standpoint. It looked great and that's that's all that counts and best on all given any option what provides the best like for example. I've started hooking up a hard drive with my legally ripped media on it to the TV. Even ten eighty p looked so much better seven twenty p. It all looks so much better not being streamed yeah curious like if you had all the pipe in the world ooh I know you are all the pipe of what is the best on compressed. Nothing ever looks weird and Blackie. Is it brought like broadcast like what's what's the. I think it is broadcast. Yeah good honest broad serious broadcasts connection not some Janke ass. You know cable thing. That's so inch I would've guessed cables the best I'd be wrong. I think I think it might be I don I dunno artifacts and picks elation and you get I. I didn't see any of that on Youtube. TV I will say none of it. None none none none so that was good but there are some things things that that you're limited with with Youtube TV and I'm not totally sure why but here's here and I'm pretty sure this is absolutely not the in case with WHO TV but garrison limits one. It doesn't work in safari not a big deal. If you're a cromer fire Fox user I use fire Fox a lot ought. I used safari the rest of the time it's not that it works only in chrome. It's that it only doesn't work and safari because she six five or whatever I don't know if you go to YouTube dot com in Safari. It'll say please use google chrome or fire. Fox to watch TV on your computer. Learn more and you click to learn more more and I'll put this into the show in case people care about such things but it talks about what you can do and what the requirements are but there there is a different APP for Youtube TV for IOS an apple TV. It is not the a youtube APP that you might have already on your apple TV. It is a separate APP called Youtube TV to get that and download that and installed that and there are so the things that it does not work on fire TV at all. There is no fire TV APP for it. There is no way to watch it on a fire TV at all and and so that's something that is you're giving g right sure no. It's a Sony Sony they have to. They have a youtube TV APP for that. They they do not yet so here is what it is available for. I'll make this quick but basically if you have a chrome cast you can you you can do with with that any TV that has chrome cast built in like anything that runs android TV think my Sony does run android TV V. If you have airplay for Apple TV's you can do that and Google smart displays have it but all video smart cast. TV's have it Samsung and LG. She's smart TV's habit high sense TV's the new fourth generation and four K. Apple TV xbox on on almost all the row coups mini Roque wow look look at all those Roku TV here yeah. I'll be damned interesting so a pass the football test passive football tests so far so good and I think probably continue with it. I don't have a compelling reason to to try WHO TV at this point. This is is just it was really nice so that's my review that I'm so we will keep. I mean I'm not fun and yeah here. We you keep checking back on this 'cause I am. I'm genuinely intrigued here. This goes definitely yeah yeah. I don't remember I have such a strange relationship with these absence services and one theme that keeps coming up for me. Maybe because I'm a diva is that there are things I love about all these services and things I really don't like about the hardware and the software in some cases so like I really like I said before I really liked the Hulu Service. I think the APP is very very frustrating. let me ask you this do you do you use the youtube. APP ON IOS devices. I despise the APP yeah I I. I do too to back and reinstalling it because I I know that's not the thing Dan. I really watch a lot of YouTube. It is kind of my go-to nighttime. Thing is to watch music. See Music videos to watch videos about music on Youtube is something I do a lot of like that drummer guy that you showed me that awesome Dude Pretty Bernardi. Yeah purdy hired the best. He's awesome pretty shuffle stuff like that. I mean I I really I really enjoy stuff like that going to my history and you're going to see a lot of lock picking videos pocket and ideas about how music it's made. I mean you know I'll just sit down and watch exit stage age left. That's just the thing I'll do. Maybe Watch two nights in a row but just to clarify do use the youtube dot com service a lot and I you know oh I know this garbage fire. I don't run into that because I'm real picky about all kinds of stuff about how use these APPs including that. I'll download stuff. I'll remove stuff and also I just. I don't watch a lot of political stuff on their their stuff blamed. Put this way their stuff. I will link. I will not open on youtube out of fear will pollute my lifespan recommendation game. I'm like no Nazi videos are allowed here even ironic Nazi videos. If there is such a thing will not be allowed. Vic Burger is the most extreme thing I watch but yes. I keep going back and forth because I would love okay. Let's be honest. I've been watching a lot of parliament the last week parliament TV. I've been watching so much apartments when do you care about the UK at all but I there are i. I love that ability to have like whatever it's called until like basically like if I'm listening to a concert if I'm listening to Liz owes tiny desk. Ask Concert and you WANNA switch to different APP for as I will put in notes because everybody should stop what they're doing right now. Go Watch that or whatever like I'll have. I would like to be able to walk around and do the dishes while listening to that but there's tricks to get away with this but if you go to something that's not safari running youtube you too. It shuts off now. The trick is if the weather is right. You can go to the control center in hit play. Since it's already is such a garbage firewood decides to play control center and sometimes that will then let it stream with the screen off right. I have to back on so that I I can just do this like a person and each time I forget what it is. I hate about the youtube. I put it on and then I instantly remember what I hate about the youtube out today today. I'm watching the keynote. I'll put it on so in order to get that picture in picture or playing wall while you're not while the youtube APP is not in the foreground. You don't just need the APP. You also need you to premium. I just want to mention that. Okay Yeah Yeah Yeah. I've got that I can't imagine not having that. Oh my God. I don't even know what I don't see. I'm so privileged Dan. I can't imagine watching the amount of youtube I watch and only goodness so you get like free role as stuff like that yeah all that crap but it won't. It won't let you get that one. That's sort of their golden feature. The way that I've found you can kind of get around that is to use a browser. That's not safari so you can use chrome Rome. I think chrome works that cool with rave throw. US brave and there's also fire Fox so you try using one of those switch from the mobile to the desktop version start your video switch away from the APP. Yep Then Control Control Center and Hitler Catholic saying Yeah Yeah the fifty fifty Dan. I'm reporting live from the show so I have to reinstall the Youtube APP. Today and I can be ornery about it when we visit next week. USO must needs return gives us more reports on operation football and how that's going on here. Can you run up against stuff like we get weird blackouts. Will you get you know what I mean yeah that's what drove me crazy with like even paying for the NBA or Mlb App s. like you just give us. I don't understand how they come up with. These blackout rules. It just seems so strange to me but I think very importantly before return to the show floor. I want to get a water and wash my hands dance and then I'll return to the show floor is third thing hair is thicker is it's a it's a company that that is most beloved startup or the brand new company brand new company. What is what is the company in the offering. It's called squarespace. Were School. Okay what do they do. They help you turn your cool. Idea into a new website was talking about squarespace great stuff. Why can't Oh you do with squarespace. You can pretty much you cannot do nothing. It's all doing doing things. All the people aren't a lot of your websites powered by squarespace. Yes yes. I have occasion to use. I use squarespace yesterday to post the latest episode of Roderick on the line and while I was there I mean no. This is a real world example apple. The violence has to do is give me some special accommodation but I have no problem at all hosting the audio there but the really important part audio those files can go anywhere what I don't want to do is spend and a lot of time thinking about type stuff and they make it so easy to go in upload the show art I so I I like to write stuff in mark down here in whatever the latest flavor of Ault is and and sometimes we'll do hit the preview go to mark copy out the html pace that into their but then like whilst I was posting that yesterday I also remembered that in order not to screw up feed burner. I try to keep you gotTA. Really Watch feed burner. I don't think it's so maintained detained anymore. No Shane eliminate but I try to minimize the number of things in the Roderick on the line feed to keep it from barking and so I will every ten enter twenty episodes. I'll go in and manually increase the number of items in the feet and I did that yesterday. I did it right on the webpage. I clicked from the content thing to the page thing and then it clicked on this side rail thing that got all the beautiful stuff that goes into my xml file and all I did was change the number to like three sixty or whatever and done tons. Oh that easy squarespace boom all the great sites you gotta get squared Dame wanted people might have squarespace. Are they just not hearing us. Is it banner blindness. What's happening Benner on sightedness I. I don't know why I don't know why they don't have it if they don't have it. Just have it as having your own. They're they're encouraging people to where what are they go for. This squarespace dot com slash. It's it's your show and if you go to space dot com. It's all one word okay all awards. Chris Tacoma and you'll get a just keep banging on the keyboard aboard you gotTa website get worse base. If you're saying this get it. If you take a hundred chimpanzees okay and have them all typing twenty-four priority stouffer will say it's. It's you know I think you can get it with one of those favor services. We'll do this for you. They'll get the chimpanzees you can see. The only gets a GIG economy. They'll just bring a hundred chimps if you. I don't want him in the house diaper dam where they'd be diapers. I think I need to maintain. This is the kind of thing I don't WanNa know as you know at a higher level visiting square space that you get one hundred monkeys and they make squarespace saying. You don't think that today one monkey you don't want anyone. You're the monkey. When Tim Cook gets on stage today. He's not gonNA look out and say you know yeah. I the lighting up there. I'm really glad they went with the wattage bulbs that they went with. He's not thinking about that. He's gripped. You've got grip glove. He's at a higher level. I don't need the reasons of human love where the chimpanzees came from chimp. No not my circus not my Chambord uh-huh diapers. He doesn't need to diaper the chimp. Yes while you get squarespace. Still Diaper your chip deb your chimp and the chimp that you don't need my I bought my point about the chimps was yes. Yes if you took all those chimps and let them go twenty four seven for long enough yeah even they couldn't make a website. You can make squarespace in like ten minutes. It was the blurts of Times Square space dot com slash. Save your show one word the offer code one word. It's your show. You'll save ten percent off your first purchase of a website or a dome. Get the squarespace. What is wrong with you you see he's if he you today right you go by yourself in era of Space Jam Benjamin you go by yourself in air. You get set up now. You've got Wi fi all over the house. Now you're terrible writer so get Gremaldi and now you're writing blog post not a problem right and then you get a big diaper chimp to come in or not depending on what's available and if you support the GIG economy. Is that a problem. I don't know I'm not Tim Cook. I don't own grip clubs eventually. The diaper comes off to chip in. They don't need it any way. They nasty me. I get that diaper offer. How do you teach I mean. Is Teaching a chimp toilet etiquette the same train rain. How do we teach. How do they learn You know what I'm saying you can you can you can you can potty train your cat. I I saw on real people yeah you can you can do it but guess what now that toilet is not something you're. GonNa use anymore. That's house now kako bathrobe. Here's the thing here's the thing about an animal and a diaper. It is really super cute until you really think about it like a duck. Duck and a diaper is pretty cute you but thinking about why you need that diaper s right near clean and poop diaper duck you know my point. Is You know do kirk people to do it so I went into the gym my son's Jim on Saturday last week login. It's it's a regular gym but they have trainer that that the work with him and and so the owners of the Jim Very Nice people they one of their they usually have their dog kind of back behind the counter and this time they had a different dog that which I know to be their older older dog and the older dog for a long time I found out they they did has to sit. It has sit upright in a special dog chair because it has some kind of problem with its Asaf AG- ass- a T- to eat yes. I've heard about this and I've seen photos of this. You GotTa get Special Dog box because it has canine posture. Problem are gladys gladys. It's got something yeah. I've seen photos of this yeah. It's upsetting adorable yeah. It's upsetting antidote that you made when you were talking about thinking about what you need the diaper for because has then last weekend. It had a diaper on and it wasn't just a diaper. My niece's dog wears a diaper well. It was always tinkling. A A little bit I came in. I said Patty it appears at your dog is wearing a diaper now and she says yeah she's wearing diaper and I I said but it wasn't like you're probably imagining like a white Kim diaper on it but it was not it was a cloth looking diaper her that had like a dog. Pani like dog bones and things Alabama's yeah how sweet oh can and I said she said Yeah. I said what is that what's going on said. Oh well she has she has cancer. Oh God oh no and apparently the doctor vet doctor had said that the dog was like could die at any moment and I don't know why. Why are you closing out the episode like this horrible. Listen to me I'm going somewhere with this. All right. Okay could die at any moment and I realize well. It's usually fifteen years old anyway. You know whatever so I said all all right that's too bad and then that was two weeks ago last week. When we went back the dog was back there no diaper instead stead of lethargic in in its little bad it's up its running around people patting it and and my son said his wife found out what's going on with the dog. I said what's going on. He said they took the dog and the dog spent some time with some puppies and and it had a miraculous recovery doesn't mean a dozen still have cancer but it no longer needs the diaper. It's no longer on like a doggy. Augie version of Lords like it it so hit might have less dog cancer but it doesn't need the dog diaper poppies revived its spirit and now it's Blake happy again. I'm going to share yeah. It is on table so sweet rope for. I don't know very very upsetting. See You put the dog in invest and invest in a box. You've gotTA homemade. Doug digestion box run inside that box. Yes that's the whole short injure problem duck diapered and why would it even matter. Dan What I did was I searched for dog eating chair digestion images and there's probably a better search but try dog dog eating chair digestion very very sweet dog goes in little stick to each God. Oh my God this is amazing. I'M GONNA show to everybody on the show floor the go take a look at this boy boy. Dan Problem Okay finally in custody. One less anecdote my dog problem. My daughter's got a dog problem. My wife has a dog problem. Let's be honest I can feel it getting writing for doing circles around dog ownership of it but there's this one mother several don't else be honest. There's several dogs. I watched the neighborhood dogs. I look my window. I got a standing desk. Look my daughter my daughter's about to get ready for school. I'm about to get ready for you you. I'm on my laptop computer. I'm looking outside. We're listening to him. Bam because she's a cool baby and and I I stand erect correct I go over to the window stand erect and I point like Donald Sutherland this this happened. Yes my wife. This happened this morning. I stand erect back at the window pointing like Donald Sutherland invasion of the body high and I say to my daughter Samoyed Samoyed Cuz. There's was this one super puffy sweet samoyed walks by and it's you know one of the big puffy like a little essay M. Y. And it's perfect kicked but has very quick gate and the the adult companion walks fast too so when I yell samoyeds she needs to move. Oh yeah fast. The dog's dog's going to be getting by real fast now. She's been a little lazy. She doesn't want to get completely out of bed out of bed. She's sitting and so she kind of gets over to the side and puts her hands down on the ground like eh onto a dog to try look at an angle out the window and she and I go there so precious. It's gotTa make total up up and the dog companions face snaps the head snaps. The man turns to me. I forgot the window is wide open and he rain this. Donald Sutherland looking leap or standing and pointing at his dog going Cyber Samoyed bleed me. Britney yeah beat me sweet dogs to get their own little chair and think at the hands hands on the desk. It's so sweet cost sorry record for seven minutes. Sorry I'm sorry about everything. Dan Are Sorry Look I. I gotTa Wash Wash my hands and get a water and mcsherry hit the show floor are I'll be out there in the audience. I'll be the white guy type on the macbook. Okay we'll look for you okay. Thanks thanks everybody for for tuning in thanks to all of our sponsors and thanks to these tweets. We have to be a box to eat. ooh ooh samoyed well before we do. My friends had lots of those samoyeds as I say right because I used to say. It was one of those like an Internet word. You know what I mean. Look at Internet word. It's one of those words you've read a thousand times but you've never actually set out loud and I used to say Sama yet and then I was corrected am joy samoyed. Is that right. I don't know I never heard him say that but he calls it a sammy. Now and that's not going to do that. He's the type of person who will sing Vinci. I'm going to do he will he. Will you try any excuse to use some kind of little nickname for something so I don't know my late. Mother in law was like that when she did it. It was sweet. Yeah you yeah. If you call it becky she's allowed. She is literally my late late. mother-in-law literally the only person who's allowed to call first male becky nobody else nobody else ooh. I miss her all right. Well you do it with a big head It took mm-hmm in a room mm-hmm yeah.

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Say Nine for Morphine

Dumb Geeks Podcast

1:43:22 hr | 5 months ago

Say Nine for Morphine

"They got him so dumb even true. Oh Yeah role play. That's fine the avocado is. We're all being pegged at home. If you're dumb enough to believe it you'll go for anything. Would it mean Chris? Doing a new thing returns to make everybody uncomfortable while the theme song plays. I didn't do it the last episode. He was staring at dusty like waving at him and like doing guns at him and stuff. Yeah it's If you look up there's a video you can look up. It's one of the Jackson brothers making all the other Jackson's uncomfortable during the Jackson. Five tour. I'm trying to do that to y'all so uptick McMahon. I'm Chris Hackett. I'm destined mcchord. Your ship captain and we're joined by. Shannon. Were We last name. This guy's last name week. Yeah yield so. I noticed that we now have listeners on six continents thinking. That's what I was thinking. Exactly you're ahead of me there. I was like what about Antarctica? Why no listeners on Antarctica so I looked into it and I discovered that the Internet is not very good. Oh that makes sense Starlink. According to an article I read from two thousand sixteen. It costs three dollars to send an email Antarctic to receive an email in Antarctica. Wow but it only costs two dollars to send a packaged Antarctica. We should mail. That's what I was thinking that we should make a care package. Send it to all the different research facilities out there. Hey we think there's probably a bunch of nerds here and just put a bunch of little little flash drive. Thumb drives a bunch of horny little hearts hearts in there. We should do. We can even put like a customer on the first episode. Like Hey Antarctica. Oh yeah that'd be so great. We should definitely do that. That sounds good. Alan and yeah okay. Yeah yeah so like if you three dollars just an email. Those people probably like. Oh Jesus do contests literally you heard about the the fight that the Russian researcher in the American researcher got into in I think it was an Antarctic research based at the beginning of the thing. No no Swedish. So this was it was. It was all rush might have the nationalities incorrect but it was one dude had been there longer than the other dude and he had read all the books there and he kept ruining the and so the other dude stabbed of course it was justified. Hamas totally so. I have a weird connection with Antarctica. It's not really that much of a connection but when I was born in Antarctica and they couldn't figure out what my nationality was two stories. They're all right when I was going to evergreen so apparently three stories. We're now three stories in can't get one started before No apparently there's this whole program where you can go. They need a lot of remedial work like Cooks trash men. Whatever remedial is my middle may go spend money. There's nowhere to spend money except on booze so there was actually a fair amount of kids. I went to school at spent six months in Antarctica to pay for college and then over the summer that go back to these sites facilities. That's on then cooler than the more popular option. I've heard of which is going to Alaska and working in a fish cannery for the summer. Yeah that's a friend who did so. Well she worked on the boat so I think the boat. You're more likely to die. Yeah dangerous we the as far as the Antarctic stories on Mike. Let's do it or you know I knew some people I almost did. I looked into it. It's a really special connection. I once met some wounded. That's a special. I don't know what it is shook. Morgan Freeman's hand eye has a giant penis and I am warrior. Who did voice over for a movie that took place an art deco circle and so when I was actually number four number four when I was a teenager? I decided I had a question which I couldn't get answered which was born in Antarctica. What nationality are you Nazi? You'll have a base. Their Nazi nose into the South Pole connection to the hollow earth. And See. Here's the thing. Gravity only works the way it does on the outside but when you get closer inside there's less weight so people actually grow bigger. That's just be whatever. Your nationality is. Okay what do you think Shannon? The Earth is flat so does it even exist. It's right it doesn't exist so I tried calling several Arctic affir- ants. I tried calling several organizations in the US government. You tried as a teenager okay to give this in the middle of starting fires in your house. Well there was not allowed to do and Shell right. Yeah so I just played video games. I would call. Us government trying to get the answer. If you're born in America and what I ended up doing at this is not the case anymore but you used to be able to call one eight hundred Canada and they would answer they would answer alot Canadian government and they would genuinely try to answer your questions. That was actually my preference over ask. Jeeves called the Canadian Canadian thing Canadian government and I would be like well. I'm not Canadian but I wonder if you'd answer my question and they'll be like well we'll give it a shot and I was like well if you're born in Artika were nationality you born and they actually would. They would actually transfer me to different agencies in the government Canada and they would be like you know I don't know and they would transfer me. I did I called. I called the Canadian government many times in the early ninety S. Yeah so. Did you get like a giant phone bill? No it's okay. Well I was afraid that maybe transfers would fuck you over there though. Thank God my mother would have literally killed me zero like why the fuck are the thousands of dollars to the Canadian government cares about what are your country is. If you're listening to me mom. I spent literally days on this subject anyway. Answer is tip is right you are. You are the nationality of the parents who view but the likelihood of you who being born in Antarctica so low because the science facility wouldn't go. Yeah you're pregnant and it would be a horrible place to have a baby because he stated that it's a horribly boring. They don't have the medical facilities for it. So so this brings me to arc's ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. Schools is held. Thank you can eat so i. There's a bar that Shannon likes to frequent for the Trivia called civic the civic and There's a man there that has a lovely Labrador. It'll go. He may or may not. We're not sure and dog dog conversation with him about how you actually can't go to the Antarctic and it's guarded by the military because there's so many resources there that there's giant crystals that are just above ground. What about the people who do go to hold on a second? He's done the math and he knows that the universe is expanding could just search on flicker and see lots of photos Fred. Well here's the thing is planes. Don't fly over in America. Why would they need to there's There's actually a reason why I looked it up because I was like this dude's making sense bottom unless you why would you fly around is really no reason to but also there's flight laws that require if you do go over. Antarctica you have to have enough supplies to crash there and And that takes up like to rose's seats so they usually don't do that because that's money so I've got a game for us to play. Better be good. Better be as good as the one percent so Oh my right here. Just want weird sorry So just so that listeners. At Home No. Chris pulled out a thing of cookies. These are special cookies. And I'm GONNA eat one. I'll see what I'm like at the end of the episode but you guys are welcome to as well. It's more of a challenge of a three all right. Let's see how this goes so it's like a A real cookie ever. They're all my God. He's just tastes like we'd. I know I shouldn't do this. I'll stick a small Bite Shannon. Oh Wow I'll tap out have to drive back home storm. Since you're the only one not chewing. Maybe you could tell us something about you what you've been up to. Do you have any Antarctic stories anecdotes? Just in general anti coach. Let's see oh I did want to mention. We talked one time about CIALIS. I believe and I was offered that as a party. Drug one time when my boner pill I was it? We were doing other things than we are like. Maybe we shouldn't mix these two so I've not tried it out yet. It's not a party drug. I don't move blood your extremities here. Yeah so you're GONNA have your hands are gonNA. Yeah but I've heard that lasts for three days. That's the best kind of party drug money for it. I would imagine if it just helps move imagining mushrooms. Got You tripping for seventy two hours. I wouldn't be not be like. Get your seventy two hour mushrooms and you see Allison have a party Boehner weekends. Yeah Hey we're gonNA party Boehner weekend. One time one time I was on the Badger tripping on mushrooms and someone was like and it was not a good trip and someone was like. Oh you know what you should do. Just take an emergency. That'll take you right down. No did the exact opposite. Orange Juice Josef slices with the vitamin C Yeah. The citrus is supposed to boost your. That was almost like it was like within minutes. The wall started feeling like they were rippling has a mistake. I came up with a new way for US. To monetize the PODCAST. Oh Yeah tell me late on that I think would maybe appeal specifically to our listeners. So this is the basically the concept is. This is a measuring tape. It looks like every measuring tape ever in the world right except with last night. No the only difference that when you pull the tape measure out every marked inches actually three quarters of an inch way when you can take a picture of your penis against it will be much longer than it actually is your photographic proof. You're like look. This is an eight inch penis. Yeah and then. It also should be just slightly smaller. So you're saying see isn't one of our listeners. Okay got it so a three quarter scale measuring tape. Yeah Yeah you wait till sixteen. I bet you money that exists. I don't think it does it. Does Google that? After I came up with this reminds research has been. This is like a billion dollar idea. Well certainly in the thousands at least fifty bucks. Yeah definite well. It's a niche item. So you could sell each one for fifty bucks. So guys we just got a voicemail on the dumb geeks voicemail and it happened real just now just now just happened. Actual entered wish Do you WanNa hear it. Yeah all right from the Canadian government. Let's listen even preview certainly free. This could just be like be like Your credit card debt for our healthcare local police will contact. You go fan but happy that you everywhere. He's doing much ado and and that also some of our hammer okay. Well I think this is a good time sees address listening like some of the voicemails left by our listeners. Have been intoxicated. What is what is the message on the voicemail. Like when you call my name. No IT'S ME I. Is He talking to me? Say He's dumb. Geeks thought he said hello dust and now he said hello dumb geeks glauber. You're giving voice to the GEEKS everywhere. Oh so I didn't make any of that much better here for the listeners at home and before we started recording Chris going off about how much better good and so. I think. That's mom if you're listening to this I apologize for so I mean I. I could make out the resemblance of English words and that but I wasn't making out sentences or words that reminds me that I talked to my dad recently. He called me for my birthday and I mentioned to him that I started this. Podcast with you guys and my dad was like oh. I'M GONNA go listen to it and I was like. Oh start on the third episode skip the media and then he he send me an email like an hour later being like I all I could find is the dumb geeks on spotify. Is that it and then like another email like yeah this is it and I had one spotify. Listen for the day and it was the first episode. Actually what I said was. What's the third the third still have not heard from him about it and you'll never hear from them again. Oh boy yeah. That's luckily I didn't have that experience so your whole game was for us to eat these cookies. Yeah and from now from what I understand. Marijuana edibles take about forty five minutes to an hour might have been good in the first episode to start this experiment. Yeah but I wanted to do for showmanship here. Do we want to do an extra long episode? Let's do all right. We're going to read books. So what do you chapter one? Yeah so does anyone have a topic they wanNA bring up? I still have Adams multi tool I should. I should grab that. I'll see him this weekend. The leatherman I feel like he may have left in here on purpose. So he yeah. I feel like people are really really proud of their leathermans. Oh and then he he left it here and then he texted me about it a bunch and it kept being like. Oh Yeah I'm GONNA come by and pick that up but you could use it if you have any. He's expected to come up with. Maybe like I bought one of these. He works there does he makes so. It's probably probably I would say is probably more of a feel like if he works there. He should've been like you can keep it. I worked there. This one has his name on it. I think yeah but I mean I could change my name. Yeah and that is to RECARPET CHARACTER FROM REPLICAS. The easiest pats on every decision I do have another game. We can play Okay so my dad played this with me. It's Oh no no. It's called unsafe sex right. This is the sex talk I got. You're gonNA roll the dice Shannon because you're having unprotected SAS on a five or six something happens. You did pretty good role again. That's good it's about that. Sex was fucking amazing. Incredible ten nine one stars is a one not bad role again doing pretty good for having unsafe sex out. There just rolled endless. No one in four that we do the to our podcast sir. How loaded forces gun four roles now five those three how many. You're learning wrong lessons about sex. This is how my Dad. My Dad taught me and it was very similar. Keep Don keep you. Were having so much unsafe. Sex all been very successful. You haven't gotten pregnant. You got aids all right same goes I actually had unprotected sex five times what I learned as a kid okay so I went to school in Texas where they don't have abstinence only education but they do the closest that they can get away with and so like just pull out well they got a big room and they showed us a bunch of pictures of mutilated genitals and stuff And then they. They told us all these stories that were clearly lies like they told us. This story just put traps about this. Thirteen year old girl. Who thought it would be okay for her to make her boyfriend in their underwear in a hot tub. Oh no bad idea She got genital warts the size of baseballs and they had to amputate both of her legs can never have children children the it away and the legs it. All went up insider SPA baseball's raped. I thought that was so they did something similar to Your Dad's dice game here. Which is they broke. Us up into four sections and they had each of us have a representative for each section and we had a piece of like laminated paper and they would spray a bottle on it and if it change color than that meant that you had some specific. Std's a whole section. Did Right on did you come on the paper. I got selected as the representative for by groups. I held the piece of paper. And they went up. And they like sprayed the first group. And they're like oh they don't have anything then came over to my group and they sprayed and they're like herpes. You all have herpes and like immediately turned around. It was like since we all have herpes. But the best part of this whole thing was it at the end. They gave us a pamphlet. With all the information about why sexist terrifying and they gave us a condom with the pamphlet stapled to it no Jesus current staple through the window. Yeah even if even if they didn't staple through the condom just puncturing the ready yet. Brilliant we had A. We had a lot of teenage pregnancies. I moved from Phoenix Arizona. Where at my fucking big as junior high? I never saw a single pregnant girl and we had like at least a dozen at my tiny junior high net abstinence education and it hurts helps. Yeah also stapling. Condoms makes them less effective. It turns out the APP which I want to go back to the the STD game which does see. Do you WanNa play or do you feel like I mean I don't really know. I think you should play here so listeners. At Home Chris pulled out a bag of ice. And then you can play this game as an in-cell you play by yourself which you just duct tape the the dice your hand you keep trying to throw it but you just can't have sex one. Oh you you don't have eight six six or is it? I told you my aid story right. Yeah the rash on the belly. Yeah okay here's a second or third grade when they do like the very first sex ed like the they have a nurse come and get it nice and her her aides talk for us was she had like these two jars of water. It was like baby food jars and she was like look at poor these back and forth. That's all fine right but look now. I add that she dropped red dye into one of them. And it the water turned red. And she's like now I poured into their. Now they're both red they both have aid effect with. What's terrible is the nurses that they have to third grade sex ED at the end they always have them open a questions and answers where the kids can all like anonymously write down questions rate amount and that never goes well because third graders have weird questions. My question what would they? He asked my what might actually Muslim anonymous in my class. The teachers just directly asked us like anyone. I have a question. I raised my hand area and she asked me and I was like what if you have to pee in the middle of sex and she was like well. I mean you probably just stop and go pee. What if you just want to keep having sex and you have to p? And she's like well. I don't think this is really can you? Just pee in. I had the same question to a May already be inside. You know like but then you then you learned through proper sex education which apparently had did not that the erected supposed to pinch off your Eureka. So it makes it difficult to uranium. One of my friends had a similar thing except they had the anonymous ones and the nurses reading at the anonymous questions and she was like if a girl has sex with a DOI. Would the baby come out Harry? Oh Oh I think this if the girl had sex with a boy in this kid in the class screened out a dog if the dog was just like this is over. So I'm GonNa Bring Back this dice game that you just got aids from. I was going to say in my school my Middle School. They told us like everyone. You had sex with you having sex with everyone. They had sex with if they had sex with three people. You just had sex with four people. I only fuck virgins to this day. This is what they're trying to do. Only has all the people who didn't have sacked like also if you get AIDS only cure is having sex with twelve virgins which is just like no protection that education that got sheen style more into slut shaming yeah just slut shaming upon. Oh the one that I think. I think I saw this. On a Samantha. B segment was like here. Vaginas like a piece of Gum. Would you wanNA give somebody that you love chewed up piece of Gum? Don't let people eat your vagina to know exactly. Yeah Yeah if you love someone you'll chew their gum. Which by the way if you're virgin and you would like to date someone on the dumb. Geeks podcast named tip call nine seven one eight zero one eight five zero two. I want to go back to this dice game that you said he would date a virgin at your age which. You well. That's how he doesn't have this disease. That's why we all have AIDS. I think the last time dated a virgin was like eight years ago. Has It was weird? She no shit. It's weird. It was weird for most Moris. Well one one is that she was a virgin but she had been in three so number two she was she vaginal penetration looking weird weird. How old was she was just a couple years younger than me. So twenty five at the time who also the only way. You're twenty seven November. Eight years ago. I thought it was just took it up the ASS. No I think it was just like John Queen or the more interesting thing guests so I don't know soon that she said she had veggies Israelis. Her Brother Veges. Mus jainism a couldn't loosen her vagina enough to take titans if you like John Irving. There's a book until I find you. It's one of the main characters has vagit. Is The NETFLIX series sex education? There's a characterised badges shows really good so I enjoyed that but it's like you WanNa have sex but you can't because your body just hurts look like relationship are unread. It really just does. He has a similar condition where his Dick Tina's Masika Gig so engorged that he can't ejaculate it's painful for him to have sex because it's so engorged painful for his partner of course but way I just gotTa get to the to the weirdest part of sex with this particular partner. Which was that? She could only orgasm by me. Sneezing like a dozen times. So I had to learn how to make myself sneeze. Just look into the life of such a weirdest thing. I've he's lying this. I had to learn how to today toilet paper and folded into just the right shape to put it up your nose and tickle and get the sneeze and she actually warned me that sneezing. This much is really bad for you so I made a note. It was like this is not going to be a long term relationship dialysis. You are dedicated lover. I don't think I would make myself. I dumped girls because they told me they didn't masturbate. And I was like that's too big of a red flag. Red Flag really is. Yeah we're never going to like reach a point where we're both having fun and also you're going to really judge me for my masturbation. Yeah seven is still seven times a day or oh yeah well. I mean it's as I'm getting older. It's gone down to four five. I once had a girlfriend who said that it was okay for me to masturbate. It was okay for me to look at porn but her only rule was that she could never find out about it. Did you ever so angry about it? It's the weirdest thing she was like. So you failed to properly clear history and I saw the porn video that you watch and I guess long socks or cool what still. She didn't want she was neither girl was wearing like long legs. But this is a weird Sherlock Holmes Fetish Ray turned on by investigating you but knowing your pure or knowing your he was not turned on by it at all she added because if you had hidden it correctly shoot them in like Oh yeah. He's such a perfect boy but like because he found out or because he found out she's like angry as this is so weird. That is weird. It's like I think that she had the rational part of her mind. Had decided that porn and masturbation were okay but the emotional side of remind was not okay with it so her solution was to be like okay. It's fine as long as I never know about it but I'm gonNA investigate regularly which cheer history. I think this is This is a big difference between our Pacific northwest listeners. Were were a little more sexually. Liberated versus say elect in Danville Kentucky or Longbottom. Texas was this in Texas long about. Where was it? Where did you grow up? Where'd you grow? I've grown up in multiple places Texas aggressive Texas Texas to do with. What we're talking about here is a harder. Did you date this? Yeah well okay. So that's not where I grew up data partner in Tyler and she wasn't even from Tyler Tyler from Louisiana. Yeah Okay I'll still giving too much information with you. Know who this person is. Yeah we'll hopefully that anyway What I'm seeing is in the Bible Bay area because I've I've found in the Pacific Bible Bible Bet bet on the Middle Earth seven days the creation story. Also loo are all are Christians betting on the Bible. I guess they're all like this has been on by way in the Bible Belt area and I. I saw this happen. A lot in Kentucky is that it would be friends of mine that would be dating. And then their girlfriend would find out that they masturbated he'd be like me and this is like Oh masturbated now this is this whole thing a male masturbating with somehow removing the sexual power. That a female has. But you're also not supposed to have sex before you have marriage at the same time so it's like it was a big cluster. Fuck Dumb Shit. I don't know how you get over that once. You fully believe that. And you're like you take it to heart. How do you when you get married on? Fuck that idea. I don't think you do can't yeah. You're fucked Bruins you. Hey any dumb geeks listeners that have somehow managed to get married under that pretense and then figure it out. Give us a call at nine. Seven one eight zero one eight five zero two and leaves a message about your sex life. Oh I just wanted to also give another message out to listeners. We really need some reviews on itunes. If you give us a five star review and you insult Chris in it I will read it on the episode. Okay but if you give us a five star review anyone's salt tip I will read it twice but if you give us a five star review and you mentioned Duffy's Dont Dick. We will post a picture of it on Gigs Dot Com and will read it out loud while moaning we will read the picture of Dick. Out Lab and just look at it for broom. Lynn joined Wolford privilege farm. Lena Scott Peterson. Wow it's like he's here. You close your eyes. So was this thing you want to look back on last game that teaches you that you get aids so my dad taught me that those are AIDS dice rainbow. That's a great episode going. Finally did it so the reason. Why did this why why? He told me that I had been living in Rio Rancho at the time and my friends. Sergio Justin onto highest while still in middle school and he told me a no idea where he is. Dude fell off the face of the map. My face was on the map chopin. Anyway he told me about blow jobs and I was like Whoa. What's a blend showed me about? Blowjobs wrote down my dire trying to keep a journal and wrote down in my journal to get a job. You told me about a blowjob. He saw blowjob happening in the locker room. I can't wait till one day. I can get so weirdly innocent so it is. It is the way stepmother. WanNa puppy I mean. We're all their new dog and a blowjob. Maybe a girl I can kiss. And maybe I'll put some peanut butter getting to four and essence. You don't have to make wishes on that way anyway. So the dumber some other ones. Like did this thing where she went to my room and she read through it and then she came out. I believe you prophetess. We're GONNA have a talk with your father mentioned not want blow jobs and so that was when they decided to give me the the sex talk but my dad being my dad decided to do it with dice. Why you really enjoy role playing games now. Now I knew it took me until I was thirty to really get in a role playing game. You really knew that you were self obsessed. So he went with saying that you would get AIDS and not that you would get pregnant. You're GONNA leave Shit. Yeah and also why like AIDS nine hundred certain other diseases like Clinton Song in the nineties about aids for about putting on a hit me baby one more times about the waterfalls is about getting AIDS right really. Yeah there's a part where she says like those three letters that change your life. Oh Shit chasing waterfalls is like fucking dangerous pussy on my mind blown although I think. That's only one of the verses. I think that each I is about a different scary thing that can happen to you. If you go chasing waterfalls non-progressive Song Yeah Bernie. Sanders would not be down with this ship. It's a party. Centers is all about chasing waterfalls. That guy has double AIDS. He wants to give everyone aids for free. That's what socialized healthcare is all about and lines Yeah haven't you heard about the death panels? They also have age panels decide who gets aid. I love these are real quick. The healthcare argument has long lines. And I'm just what are there any boom okay first off your boomer and you're listening to a podcast give a call one eight. Oh one eight five zero two but this this idea that like first off your so upset that you're gonNA lose your doctor. Does anybody at this table have a primary care physician? Pcp and I think there is one. I couldn't do not want to be safer. No doctor tell me that I should have a primary care physician. I have definitely signed up for one because required to go. See a doctor. It has to have someone's name on my list so and saw that dude but if he switched I mean it doesn't like I have to switch every few years because even just feel like I'm seeing a bureaucrat. It's one hundred. Bureaucracy is Leeann to go to a doctor. Who Know won't be able to help you just to get a referral for the doctor. A primary care physician. Yeah Yeah Shannon you you said you have crammed primary care do no. Don't worry acquainted with them on the shirts. Say you're in the insurance you'll see your regional expert on this now. I do different type of insurance insurance the kind of like when Tina Turner Got League insurance. So W we buy your primary care insurance provider. I've gone a couple of times but do you know by name. You like good friends. Nice actually if you got new and kept saying you're doing that. I assume all doctors are men. They're the ones that are but we don't really get to choose your doctors. 'cause I mean depending it's still based on it's based on my insurance based on my employer Availabil- I have two options of Insurance. Through my employees. It's basically like any other aspect of a capitalist society which is based on like the availability. Yeah right like anyway the so like like this idea that we would like. I be upset that we'd lose our primary care provider. We'd lose our shares. They say people who love their insurance his life t million Americans would be heartbroken anyway. Lost their in my six thousand dollar deductible. God I am so tied to. I love calling them up shouting dealing with a paper where they're going way but the eight around job. It actually believed that I ended up. It caused me more. That Bhai hadn't had insurance -solutely because if you don't have insurance your price differently. Yeah it's fucking nuts and then this idea that like over we socialized medicine. You'RE GONNA have to wait in line and it's like I'm not even fucking going to the doctor right now to wait in line we do. Yeah I have a friend who on New Year's Eve tour her meniscus and she can't get into PT till the end of this month. Oh fuck that's two full months of meniscus. It's the the ligament on top of your. Yeah the idea that we don't wait. That's a falsehood also. If we had socialized medicine you could pick any doctor because every doctor to be in network otherwise they wouldn't be a working. Dr E I last healthcare experience was like four months ago. I had this horrible pain in my stomach and it lasted for like three days and I researched online and everything that I read pointed to me. Having candidates his appendix was about. I think pedic's bursts. Your fucked dying. Yeah Twenty four hours before you die. Euthanized painful very easy for me to go to the doctor even though he didn't have health insurance and it was. Actually it was a pretty positive experience because I ended up finding out that I that I just had painful gas but they gave me morphine. What boomer joke. This team was in three months ago. What they were like okay. So we haven't finished all these tests or just going to give you more female. My God to ask Sane. Now years I think part of it is that every time I go to the doctor. He's actually struggling. But here's the thing. Every time I go to the doctor. They always ask this pain scale question. Are they going to scale of one to ten? How much does it hurt ten and I asked I always ask them? Do you have the pain scale. So I can refer to it to see what these numbers refer to in only once. They ever actually had the painkillers very helpful. But this time I didn't have the pain scale and I was like. I know that I always underestimate. Based on what the actual pain scale is so it was like nine immediately gave me more. Wow Wow that's so you're in a post in a post Opioid epidemic America. That is highly irresponsible. Yeah they did have a big sign saying they do not give up. Enzo 's the the first time I got a primary care provider in Portland. I'd like paid out of pocket for health insurance. I think it was like there's actually a now now looking back on it. It's actually pretty affordable compared to what what it is now but I was paying two fifty a month for six thousand dollars deductible and they didn't know what it done today. Deductible was until I went to my first frank. You'll get a bigger one for best one I can get so I went to prime. I am dislocated my shoulder and doing return to suck your own. Dick knows just fist pump and a chick till she squirted out. It's Chris he's probably going downstairs now. It is actually what I was doing. My Bike my steel. I'm surprised we're just holding onto the railing while go down there but my my shoulder separated from the from the steel by And and so I went to a doctor and I was like hey got this dislocated shoulder. What can you do about it? And we did this whole thing and he was like. Do you smoke weed and I was like. Yeah this is to WANNA get high two thousand. And that's how he met two thousand eleven house like I smoked. We go you know marijuana's gateway drug and I was like I'm GonNa stop through the Gate Man. So he was like a gateway drug. You shouldn't do that. I was like And then he's like So the only thing you can do is give you pain pills for shoulder and I was like. I don't really want those. I like doing marijuana's gateway I don't want that. I told him I didn't want that. And he's like yeah. I and I was like what can I do about a dislocated shoulder? One hundred oxycodone. And he's just like I can refer to specialists for surgery and I was like I'm just GonNa go to a chiropractor done your bills though. In retrospect you I don't react well I don't react well to Throw up and yeah it makes me. I reacted pretty well to the morphine expansion. More I've heard that a lot of people get nauseous from morphine. Maybe when I usually hear about it in the context of heroin can I say something? I'm actually happy that can you wear. He's over I mean. Technically it's not over for bit still watch more movies. I really regret that we watched for seven. Out For me was chain-reaction reaction. I would've traded out. Either of those for a constant connects Kan. Can Watch a good four years away. Okay cool perfect perfect or if we really want to. We can always just say next January. The nope now. January's Kan. together you area on there. Yeah it's actually I mean like truthfully I feel it would have been better to do on January because the words lineup better. True true we are. We still talking about health insurance. No No. Let's I was thinking. Do we need something to bridge? This gap like a commercial break or something I would say. It's the yeah. Well we could do is just come up with a random thing to commercialize and will improv commercial. What about my brilliant product idea for a three quarter scale tape measure measure your Dick with? Okay let's Okay. Oh Damn it only four inches again. Are you tired of taking photos of Your Penis? And it looking small. Yes what's your penis to look like? Dusty subpoenas sure do very large and girthy genus. Well how would that be possible? This measuring tape only shows four inches using the wonders of photography and to scale other objects that look like normal objects slightly smaller like Lord of the Rings Principal Photography actually need the brilliance of this is. It's not just for photography you can pull this out in real life and measure your penis for people convince them in person assuming described as nothing. My Room I don't have a dumb geeks branded penis measuring device measuring tape. It is just looks exactly like a normal measuring tape but the measurements are smaller. So when you measure take a photo of your penis measured with this device. It will look much larger three quarters of an inch for every inch. Be Qu'ils if you beat us that'd be a ten inch peanuts. Let him on six inches. This product to say that they have a ten inch. Eight inch penis. I think is still pretty big. No actually I got that wrong because it'd be a third larger because you take a third of three quarters like I said mom it's a six sixes penis with southern runs in the family so so next time you do that. Commercial definitely do. The math beforehand doesn't work to do it during the commercial people like these numbers real time. Well not only would also on edibles. That reminds me and etta pulls because your mom about measuring your Dick I am so last weekend I went to a beach house. Did you come in the middle of that sentence Because he was a lightning is dead family members up on the side of a river rate. Seventy today so required of it of me anyway so this weekend. I was watching TV. And I don't watch TV. He does. And I've been there I don't and let me tell you commercials today they're fucking bonkers crazy. There was this another boomer. Joe Might as well be brought commercial. Berta who look crazy crazy boom Shaka so loud civil halftime show the Lady's Jarring Color Gentlemen and commercial lines. You gotta go there anyways so this is late night. Tv last episode. We're going to wrap today That was late night. Tv So the commercials were more obnoxious than normal. It was like this is a this is an innovation and shaving. Technology was clearly just share with a flashlight. We have seen that one and then there was another one where it was an ad for holy water. What and they would so the ad goes like this. An old person is like coating for my holy water and one week later there was a thousand dollar check in mile. These are kind of crazy shit so I called the number. It was the Canadian government. I knew it no but the dude who do just as for your fucking address and then hangs up. Can we show up soon on the podcast? Probably I wonder if I can find it. This reminds me of something I learned about a couple of years ago. Which was did you know that Ebay banned the selling of intangible items so I can't sell my essence right so basically the issue was that people were selling Selling magical spirit on number. Do you know what Jean is a DJ? I it's a type genie right. So people were selling these genes on Ebay and Ebay was like we gotta stop this so no more intangible items only now people just sell enchanted items so it's like hey. This is a hand mirror. That has a genie inside of it. Ten thousand dollars please. This is also another way. We could make money for just thinking if there is a market for this. I mean this is better than selling underwear you can even you can sell US underwear. The taunted So the other thing that they were. Advertising is many of these genes. Were just to have sex with you. They're like this is a very sexy sexy goes. That's GONNA come out of the shoe. Do much like Dan ackroyd got blown and ghostbusters easily. The Best Pajamas job is life. I mean because he went cross eyed during blowjob must have been great. I feel like we also day virgins one. I took it I I did. I overcame that Michael Paget. She's myth so I can see where we see. The inspiration for the the measuring tape was measuring her vagina. Oh right the kind of that works for that kind of China Ditches Peter Popoff. Please don't hang up. This is just a little bit in order to phone number the miracle spring water that I offered on Seeming Papa. 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Thank you for providing all the information we need to effectively ministered to for sixty nine six six six I would say yes we can call back. But that's all he wants he meals you water and that's all you have to tell him that water is this get it. Go pats photos of like happy getting their fucking water packet so salt water bag. You know what I'm saying so lucky where I was sitting at Fred. Meyer waiting for my girlfriend. To get off. Work was also his ride to know I went there to meet her co for a date. No we were a anyways that Fred this let me just get to the point. All Right Fred Meyer Reading Richard Dawkins the God delusion. Okay in this woman came up to me and she said what are you reading and I was like. Oh this is the God delusion and she was like. Oh so is that book about why God isn't real and I was like Yep as she was like well you know I got a real interesting book. That argues the other point. It's called the Bible and I was like. Oh yeah she was like would you? Could you give me your address and I'll send it to you and I was like yeah do it. It's all. I gave her my address and she never fucking Senate to me. Fox has more plans was at. I was going to get the book mail to me and then I was going to go through and I was gonNA highlight every logical fallacy. And then right in there like a explanation of why it doesn't make sense and then. I was going to send it back to her. In the hopes that she would then send it out to more people who tried to convert. They would just see why everything they were. Reading was dumb. I have a book for you then I so I have a family friend who gives me this book. Every time I see them and it's called more than a carpenter and it's about eighty s about the carpenters favorite music. It's a small book about a an atheist journalist who discovers the wrong of his ways. How Jesus Christ is actually the True Savior Dumb geeks investigative journalism. He's like wait a second. She's this is my guess that is the plot is proof. Because that's how Christianity works is based on proof. Faith is all about having proved me. What yes that is literally how I never read the whole book. I just read the thesis of the Book I started reading and I was like to put that in there like. Here's just a thesis of his. It's like I was a investigative journalists and I found proof through investigating the Jesus always loved that statistic. That's like you know you think. All scientists are atheist thirty percent of them. Believe in God. So yeah I mean you have to ask that question or a really specific way to get it up to thirty percent or do you think there's a possibility that there's Dini with bility's than us. There's maybe there's a great deal of our contract it's passed. It was probably the thirty percent scientists. Who believe in aliens. Yeah assume that number would be higher. Libertarian Buddy has been talked about aliens because the Navy aliens shouldn't be held up by the government then little to get away discovering alien they keep building those damn walls but the meaning of the whole thing about the navy and the airforce of teams rules on reporting. Ufo's Oh yeah so. So it used to be that they're not supposed to the cadet could earn. You a marry. I Dunno whatever the fuck they do they take badges. Yeah Take Brownie points. I want your badge your pilots lessons. Turn in your plane. Put It on my desk in the morning. So apparently now So the the reverse the orders then now. You are encouraged to report. Ufo's and so there's there's know like a bonus. Oh Yeah you go about reporting it like crazy and the the UFO reports are really fine if you ever read them or you see like the interviews on them. Oh there's so much fun they're just like it's an object. It's moving impossibly fast. It's gone by every word whereas with us. Nobody no report. Is this a Keanu Reeves? But I did listen to Joe Rogan podcast. Where Navy Commander Joe Rogan? He ruined all your searchers. But but a navy commander was just talking about his. Ufo encounter pretty awesome. It's a good episode if you want to build the Joe. Rogan can't compete with dumb gigs. Yeah it's true. We've got at least four hundred. We gotta you gotTa backwards. We can't compete with Joe Rogan. Fuck you actually never listened to that man do you. Did you ever watch news radio? And then yeah. I watched a recently and would highlight episode. Joe Rogan has played by a different person and that guy has never done anything has got to be so pissed saying my guest to our human. Yeah yeah he was like a crazy conspiracy theorists what yeah basically created his character. Namias zone it was. It was weird for me when he became the Weirdo. That he is now. That's just the character. He was playing in the nineties. Next to Andy. Dick wasn't a character. It's awesome is him. I love that I love journey for. Yeah that's so. It's great for him. To Go. From Beloved Sitcom character to Nazi sympathizer is that what sympathizer he brings on a lot of Nazi as people but he also had Bernie Sanders on there. Yeah I would. I would argue Shannon this like he lets everybody have a voice which you may disagree with because some does I think leading Nazis have a voice council sympathizing agree he's a Nazi sympathizer. Though no Peterson he's a piece of shoes. Who's a real piece of shit but in a three? So you can use your own conclusion. He's on there for like three hours. So you can listen to you. Get a broad perspective of that person. You know what I mean like. It's not just soundbites of someone so I think your true colors which show in three hours talking. I think the Jordan Peterson is somebody who sh- nobody should listen to which way towards Peterson. The idiots convincing Koala named psychologist isn't he the one who is just like make your bed. He's like a bunch of bull. Yeah he's very men's rights very red pill very coma right now. Russia for treatment to see got a so you went for like an alternative treatment in Russia where they purposely put unit coma to get out of your addiction. Most interesting we're changing. Your basically your biochemistry could go wrong with putting someone coma and Keyarena Dick. No question really doesn't even know he's in a coma Shannon. Did you listen to the episode where your uncle called now as we gotta get that test worry test? I guess episodes drunk uncle called to say that. What did he say about? I'M GONNA I'm GonNa Actually Tori. I'M GONNA call Shannon's drunk. I'll go right now. There's no way he's GonNa play the voice mail bag so she could here. We're not doing that twice. Taylor isn't it. Yeah do you know Taylor uncle t do you know him? Now this rebidding we can always add it knowing that this is not as good as calling my friend about the holy water. I think home a friend. Yeah Peter always answers always. Are we all going to be hall? This one zero two one. One Hey Taylor this is Chris. I understand the tip and this is dusty your Dick and Shannon and I understand that you are Shannon's oncle and we wanted to call to get you guys back in touch. She actually told me that she does not know who you are. But also I have a feedback. You should record a voice message for people who call you instead of just a stupid like a fucking modern human being just saying anyway Taylor as one of our core listeners listener. I've discovered as a new phrase that Chris has come up with. That means one of my friends who listened to the podcast. He's listened to what I say. You're listening the podcast already. The crazy boys is there anything you want to say to your uncle. I can't wait to meet you. Thanks for the lady bugs adventure. Callback said that he was very happy that you won American idol. Yeah Amway Taylor. We all love you your core listener. Don't forget that by Gordon. I feel like if I eat another one of these cookies. I might become a core listener. I feel your cordless agree with Johnny. Johnny is pissed off about the witcher in your fucked way to talk about the witch Kalma. Why hasn't he called in you? Because tell him that we were going to record. Yeah he was always GONNA BE. We call but he was drunk. Who is Johnny He's the guy. Likes the witcher right. We played deadlines together. Hey Johnny witts sorry. We don't like all the same shitty nerd she like. Johnny you gotta you gotTa give it to them on your side. Yeah so too. Are Last voicemail listening or we're not that into anime. I'm sorry no no. That's that's Reverend von Furious. That was always reverend on furious and couldn't find fucking anything so our Yvonne furious. I can send our reverend reverend call Google as a phrase that Google with all the words together as one I googled it in every combination could think of and found no twitter tip. It was me I called in. I was the one who left the voicemail because I wanted to talk shit. Okay so come on furious. We talk about the commercials. I watched. Oh Yeah. They're still doing. Sex hotlines weary. Yeah I've seen one nine hundred numbers. Were you watching comedy central or something that I feel like that's says late night. Commercials are always vaco operator. Oh Nice and evergreen high. I was friends verge. And that's an interesting job. She was a virgin. No I thought you were actually was a virgin. When I filled up the sexual face like that. It was a very weird situation. It was actually a friend of my roommates of fell asleep on the floor. And then me and this girl were kind of watching a movie laying on his on his bed and then I started playing with their boobs and the last thing that I remember we were really drunk. I said I love Nipples and then my friend stuck his head up over the side of the Benson. What's going on in that? We both like she was like. I gotta go out the front door. Does I go to bed and that was the end of it. That's a beautiful story. Yeah tell much larger lady I just want to say something bad about black people. No I'm just asking. I knew some ladies that worked insects outlines and they were much larger ladies not to say that they weren't beautiful. I did have a when you call your mom. I didn't have a strange relationship with this girl before this happened. Which made it very weird as she. Was Eric Count well. She went to school with me. She was a student at the art institute. Yeah and in our first class together. We kind of butted heads on the first day. Like I don't remember she was talking about something and I cut in and I said something and she was like. What are you know about it? White boy and I- reflexively said I have a black uncle reflects which is true. I do have a black Ogle. That l like this offensive Yukio trap. Black tip is so crazy because you'll hear him yell cool. I have a black uncle. She said what about him and I said I don't know he was in prison. My whole life. It's all very funny. And it was no seriously principle visist. That'd be saying anything racist. Jeez taps three swamp Manitou full up the black uncle Waldo fatness. That's a weird. I don't understand why it's a magic gathering us like swamp man. So here's the thing about magic. Black people swamped. No no okay. Yeah that's me. It's been a great episode anyway. So tell us about magic the gathering so magic the gathering in seventh grade. Yeah I did but I never really got good at people in Highschool. He's funny and say I played together is school that he went to her. Green Day wasn't cool where they were like you listen to Green Day's play magic. The gathering at your high school was Green. Day The coolest actually when it when it came to hide. Green Day would have been the coolest. It was worn corn limb biscuit and creed I've seen both corn and limpest in concert. Oh I saw also stained all so. I saw concert that. What this is the lineup? From opener to closer Papa Roach three doors down bloodhound. Gang God smack we bloodhound gang awesome. I know that's who I went for I didn't care about anybody else. I was Kinda like Congress to bed imagine around. Yeah I know the love. Imagine Dragons Haywood imagine dragons if you are listening to our podcast. I just WanNa tell you one of our La listeners. I I imagine dragons and Elon. Musk listening in la so anyway. Imagine Dragons Elon. Musk if you want to please call in. Leave us a voicemail. Nine one eight zero one eight five zero two so I just wanted to bring up something recently. I decided it was really funny to win. You and we didn't do it this time but next time we call someone which do this when you call us. Decide this one. No no I somebody else. No we should go somewhere because one of my mom's friends called me the other day and on the voice mail. She said pickup. Now you're there pick up booking buddies so classic misunderstanding technology parts during the door I E which I love. I love video doorbells. You shouldn't have a ring. You should have an doorbell if you're going to get a video doorbell but I love video doorbells because the May get so never have an answer. The fucking Doorbell Kinda WanNa like put a message on there. That says leave masks. I will with the thought in texting me to show up at the door. I don't give a shit about what you're talking about. You can just be like we're from the power company and you haven't paid your bill and six months. There's little message I got it. I mean every time that someone and oxygen and I'm not expecting a package. Is Somebody trying to sell me fucking magazines or getting me to sign? The police with a warrant are looking for your uncle sovereign citizen so fuck. Oh man well I mean you don't even have. You'd be a sovereign citizen. The police can't do shit. You'll you're in your house. I'm sure yeah I mean they can do shit. He's not legal and that's what they can do. Shit to Yeoman was my house yeah. They thought they saw a gun on you. So that's why they shot in. The face smelled marijuana legal in Oregon but a federal officer. So I add babble federal rules about interstate agriculture. Yeah indeed memories police violence so it just lost all their police listeners. Hey what's up? The police police listener in. You have an opinion call in nine. Seven one eight zero one eight five zero two. We'll play your voicemail. Live in front of tip. Who HATES COPS? I don't hate. I don't hate cops for the rat. Love cops that's because you've got a cop neighbor. Who will murder you if he hears this as not? I DID NOT. I did not abor actually gave me some great ideas about how to make a lot of money with specific fish that I could get out of the river nearby really. Yeah apparently hundreds of thousands of dollars fish federal prison time. We're going fishing motherfucker. Here's what we gotta do. We gotTA team up with your neighbor on your side. You know he's up. He's a believer though. He would not team up with you to to to fish for illegal but if I ever get involved you wouldn't. You wouldn't convince this guy to help you to kill fish. What if I just like talk to him and got all the information that we needed to get away with it like so what are you what type for sure I mean? I'm sure you could just get the fish woman wanting to try to take over Jess. You can't arrest me for timing. You get nervous you ever. Mickey Voice Man. How's your Hobo Margarita? It's pretty good nice. So have you been on so you haven't done your soccer podcast because it's not season. We have one more question recently. Could you tell that that was diet? Seven up and a real seminal. Yeah actually case that aspartame taste you tasted the ask part of me? Oh Yeah when you taste. Aspertain tastes asked part of me. You know what it reminds me. I wish I brought my flavored coffee for US. To try again. We tried the other way. You did get it I got it. Oh we did it. Shannon clearly does not listen to any of the park we did dale the taste him every guy exactly like their description. I got three flavors. I only I only brewed to flavor tastes crunchy. My wife actually made the MOCHA flavour. Today because we're at a coffee house like we'll just drink and it's fine and I started to pour it and I smelled it in the thing is I think it's worth it. I'll just go without copy. It doesn't matter. Oh Shit so Taylor is calling me right. Now let's take hold up a second Oh I know you're you're there. Hello is this. Is this Shannon's Shannon uncle? And you hear me. I can hear you all right. This is tip. I just WanNa see you. Listen to our voice mail we left you. I heard up into the power to fuck in record a voice message. Nobody's fucking leagues voice. You call me and I call you back. Nobody's nobody's fucking Jerry Lewis voicemail. You I know I know. I know because you really see who wanted to leave. I think we're discover something narrative. We're going with discovering something. Chris are you begging people to call their core listeners? Not to call us Taylor called me probably six or seven times a question for you really quick how many Dick Pics is Kristin you. Don't tell them Taylor I refuse answer this question. How many of them were dusty. Stick dammit Chris Tacoma else you'd like to say before we hang up on you because we are in an episode here in the phone call data doing great and I'll as reassert Berkshire everybody fucking sure will talking listening. Because Johnny didn't no Johnny. If I'm standing talking Wichita China's GonNa come until after I burn. I just play the game. He said you play if you play. If you read the book or play the Game You love the show. Okay all right did you. Did you love the show I liked? Yeah I li- I like the show. I wouldn't conceal it. Tried to be like Somewhat game wise like felt childish but then it was so fucking dark at the same time. It was a weird contracts for me but I love the show. I like a lot of the goodsell. Definitely Watch all right. Well thanks for calling in how you back leaving address. We'll send you some holy water. Yeah and you some Bud holy water. I'm GonNa send some pictures later. Maybe just don't tell the rest of the puck okay. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Yeah seven of them. You know somebody bring my peanut subsidy. Is this a Dick? All right very laid out here pretty soon. Yeah anyway back to dumb gigs. Where we add in this episode How much is the edible affecting you? Know I keep thinking about having he should have another one should neither one fence make this a three hour episode? What is what is God? Yeah so we just go buy some. You can't buy week cookies by weight edible. They're not as good though because they limit the they do the testing on them and they make them like they have to be in five milligram. Servings or at least have to be lined like like a grand chocolate bar. You can buy in a fifty milligram. You know bar but it has a nice. Actually you know. Does this cookie which was probably somewhere between five and fifty nine drugs differently. My friend yeah because I am trying to go too far. Have you ever heard about what I don't WanNa do that with alcohol just so they say that you can take the what they call a bb the already baked bud and turn it into edibles of you heard about this now so I got a I got a vaporizer and I had a whole bunch of Av and I should make some edibles out of this so I did it? Don't Ha- where did you hear this advice homeless with winter? I'm out the homeless student on the street told dusty that I drink it was it was. I don't remember it was like old English and mountain dew. Kind of like what your dreams just like live bull and vodka ever told me I believe it was around do combined and tried not good I was talking about your VP vaping. Abbh's right. So I took this already but and I think I think the secret here is that you shouldn't vape it that much. So did you vape the vape? Bud Earl no okay and then you have. These buds left that have almost all the THC smoked out of them right. People claim that there's enough stuff left in them. That's still good as an edible so what I heard is that I think I remove too much of the THC so all that was left. Were the other cannabinoid that do other things to your brain. So smaller knows vesey's fucking cookies and I took one of them and it was a living nightmare for eight hour. Why never ever again? Because paranoid I was just like out of my mind crazy. High BUT NOT RECOGNIZABLE HIGH. Like just like weird feelings and just like a constant feeling eight hours of. I don't WanNa feel like this area bad highs. That's that's bad hydraulics. Yeah so I threw away like a like a pound of fucking we could bad. You're you're not vaping right now right. I actually broke part of my vape vapor. That's good because as you did you. Listen to the dailies thing on vaping willing to cover the vaping. Oh it was just this as the listen to summarize it it's basically that legal vaping cartridges have caused issues in vulnerable populations. I'm not talking about cartridges. Talking about like like a volcano never mind. That's legit I wanted to get to quit. Yeah you still can do that later. Okay well I broke it. Although I convinced my mom to buy one and then she got so high that she fell over and she doesn't smoke anymore so they WANNA get hurt so you you broke yours and then you broke. Your mom is maybe a little league cookie ish but around that point off that always seen about the vaping cartridges to our forty eight listeners. Plus and Tyler don't veep is bad. It sounds like it's not good leads. Just it's we don't know what it is. Yeah vape herb. If you're GONNA do it. Use The volcano or that company does a bunch of different products. You know hand held her Which one I don't know well. There's the impacts thirty because I had been about it specifically during a time where I was in a break up and I was living in a temporary situation so they buy one real doll get of basically to get high enough villain time where it was before. I could get into this house. There was like two weeks and I lived in my mom's apartment before she moved across the country into it and I didn't want it to suite of weed which he got there so and I also has good on you. That's a good roommate thing a horrible cold or flu or something. I was sick for like three weeks. And so I got a weed vaporizer that I would walk around the block away from your mom and then why did you do with the exile I've never had a sex doll although I did once. He's only wife did same break-up after that break up I thought myself sex. Or here's the thing. I thought to myself like in movies. You always see ladies like they go get divorced. And then someone's like you should get a dildo business. I watched I watched. This was like a big thing like Just single DILDO LEARN. How to masturbate? I'm a modern man. I should get a fake vagina a flashlight which is not so unpopular with Jen's ears. Well here's the thing. Okay so I bought one. Okay here we go. I stretched it out to where it was no good anymore own. Pretty Big Deal Phase Zion issues where people will often tell me like the things that you worry about are never going to be a problem but they always are okay and when I had to get rid of this war now to flesh like I was like okay. I'M GONNA put this thing into a wrap. This thing up in like newspaper put into a box like duct tape this box close put at the bottom of my bag of trash. Fill the trash bag. Put it out with the trash. The appropriate way to approach throwing right. What dog PIG D? You don't get rocks thrown in the river. Paranoid with a box is is all you need to put that in. Comey paranoid this morning and you're below the middle. Only at the time that I went to throw this away I was like getting stuff. I was also cleaning out my fridge and I had recently bought. Something else was kind of embarrassing. Canada replaced it. Look more embarrassing so I bought two box to the big boxes of Salad. Mix right it was like those plastic like pressing. We'll never know I didn't eat them. Just turned into Allah flashlight to eat. Just started to liquid salaries too. Put those into the garbage bag right and I put them out into the trash. And then the next day I go out to go somewhere and my trash has been completely ripped open and everything is spread everywhere all over the ground and there are these full but like plastic boxes of salad mix that are just liquids salad. Sitting my transplant is close and it just sitting on top of it. Sitting Upright is a flashlight and I go over like God grab them flashlight and I grabbed the bucks and I go to go back into my house and I turned around and I see that all my neighbors are watching and like the boxes of salad mix explode cover me and liquid salad elsewhere holding a flashlight coveted run salad and I was like. I'm right about everything. Everything is getting that flashlight. Because I can't think of a good way to get rid of it. So so what's your final thoughts? We'll get. How would you rate it? W- The flesh like she's about movie. I think that the flesh light should come with a pre-addressed box like package that you can send somewhere to be disposed of. I think that if they did that they could charge an extra twenty dollars so so. We do our patron on top tier clearly. A photo dust. These giant Dick Button is going to be that flash hundred thousand oversteer first so you didn't want out and get a backup flashlight or did you. I don't know if we need to get into the future of sex toys. I was just wondering like was it good enough that you were like I needed review wondering if you get a flashlight. No really you would recommend. Would you give? So what brand do you think is would hold up to a really big is it like S- tarred on the outsiders. How does it work? Could I borrow your stretched out for some people? It not be that stretched out up to us to lubricate. Oh Yeah you're supposed to use lubricant with that definitely but you wanna water-based loop okay because you carrying it. Also hey based lubricants can break down many Silicon silicon as labor kinds can break down. This is a real bracing question. It's silicone based lubricant skin breakdown. Silicon Dan don't listen to this episode. Spoiler did tell me way too much about his nudism so maybe he deserves it so I just have a question with a flashlight did you. Did you practice the pull out method or or do you have? I know the real question is as a masterful role. Everybody you fuck your flashlight I did. I got it at she. Bob On our no division twenty ten Cpap hasn't been open. That long yes so. This isn't a young. He's got AIDS guys on the first person of all flash life partner AIDS so talk about an lucky. You're like I made it all the time but then I've talked flashlight age. My wife's having Harry Babies. How so many questions? More about the flashlight but we should move on. We should yeah. I think that's was it hard to clean. It was hard and then to clean. Okay cool that actually makes sense to me. I have another question not related to the flashlight but sexually a good a good question. I've always wanted to know okay. So you guys know. A glory hole is a hole in a way and you know what they call it in England. I don't care they call it a wonderwall so it's a whole. It's a whole. That is a joke that I came up with many years ago and I've used a lot of times. What happens when I put my penis? Near? It is a great name for a glory hole. Wonder especially on the wonderwall so okay so it's a wall right and you were supposed to put your penis in there but like to put your mouth on there so I'm just trying to visualize so your face is just like shoved up. His dirty grow says Dick. So you've got to be flat three feet away from that wall but most people right so like you're just like your face it. This grows as well so you can have a shitload of stranger grows part of a glory. Oh you nailed it you really. This is like how could that be comfortable? You know what I'm saying right isn't a cushion wall. I always pictured it'll be holes face. Hold you could put it through. Search Lincoln dethroned massage rewind. What fucking places are you going to where there's a glory Hole Wall with a face pad? Are you going shortstop address? And the best times business shift. Should I go during gory ad hoc are they? I think they just blast endeavor around for a while. I just figured based on the move a lot of people are wiggling afresh glory hole. Because they're feeling extra rain all right. Let's get some unsaddled. Alexandra do with erections that lasts more than four hours. Just feel and I'm going to have this girl for a few hours so I'll just go ahead and start on the whole now. It was a girl. That's the part of the glorious. Probably REFERRED TO HIS PENIS. Girl generally aren't usually multi gender. Oh I thought it was. Taboo in like definitely has asked. They're like the porn theaters and stuff. Like there's w but okay but as realized this a glory hole has to be on something. That's not an actual wall right because an actual wall. Good luck getting enough Dick through it. It's more for like Fathy visit here. Right out the DRYWALL. The Star of the other side. The only dusty donkey Dick and fit both still stand so straight. I've got a million dollar idea if they really place fake glory flesh lights on the other side that they're getting sucked by strangers but someone's got to activate the someone's got actually work flashlight cleanup. I'm Chris could set up the electronics to make a workable auto flashlight with a sign. That just says we use the something easily easily. Just just definitely cut back out of the blast in the space smug look. Hey maybe you could catch it and then sell it as like a sperm bay can make money off both ends we could do. We could be. We're getting the best firm with all Harvard. This was an astronaut. It'd be just as likely we'd actually recycle it. We could come this if you go anywhere there. I'm not sure the audience we love it. But I've rarely felt Donnie love. Any of this episode is really getting back to our roots episode. The lead cookies help. Yeah I think you guys are I have. My face hurts from laughing. Yeah happens where you come so when you come out though these face her as more like when tip buys a flash flashlight and then get rid of it. Tell you another story. People can't get enough so if I got this Bush late. I was like yeah. Let's let's make to do with this right and also I just got married like paper eiser recently Keno so I set up the vaporizer vaporizer. Big Bag a vape right and then I have my projector setup and I put some porn up like ten feet across made it day tips. Perfect and everything else setup. Treat himself right. You wish you could love yourselves like this. We had just moved into this place right. Yeah and I was like. I don't want my neighbors to hear this. I would need my headphones so wave. You don't want your neighbors to hear this. You need your headphones. Yeah Okay Still GonNa hear you fucking you jeter because all the porn. I thought he was only bub-bubba. Couldn't you just turn down the music a little a little bit like it'd be three subspecies myself? I just got out of a relationship to feel better about in my underwear. I've got the thing going. I've got ten feet porn up on the wall and I need my headphones and I'm like I think that headphones are in a box in my garage. So he goes into my garage in a DICTA- box find my headphones. I go to come back into the apartment duplex and I grabbed the door. And I'm walked out of by government and me and my boxers right now Mike and it's winter and pouring currently playing currently by wall and read vaporisers. Currently filling up full bag of weed is my apartment. So I'm like I definitely cannot called the my Lord in with thankfully. I didn't have my phone on me so I've locked my garage and I call a locksmith and have them come out of waiting for them. I go through my garage and I find my. I find my costume. Box for filmmaking. So I put on my my flight suit from top dragon and the guy shows up and let them into my garage and I have no socks or shoes. A suit and the guy comes over is like okay. So the flesh late. Would you're submitting you tailor. The Grand Dragon. Well this is after the timeframe so so the release yesterday because we ran we ran a film called the tag and fluids and tips submitted. A film they're called top. Drudge actually won audience choice. It's Pretty Sundays. I liked it. But that's why I had the outfit. Because he made that after. He made that show on placing him in tiny tiny bodice fleshed like anyways locksmiths shows up and he says he says okay. So let me just see your your driver's license to prove that this is your house like I locked myself out without anything. I don't have any proof but also even if I did have my driver's license I just moved in here so that would not prove anything but if you will unlock my door and let me in my House. I can bring out some male with my name on it and I can show you my driver's license but you can't go into my i. I agree to this is a reasonable. He would've been like the easiest thing to fake in the world. I could've just printed out something that had this address on my name on it and having market what inside then pulled out this thing back out and been like. Here's your driver's license. Here's my mail. So apparently one thing today is how easy would be to have. A locksmith. Helped me break into peoples houses? I'm sure and that was probably not the weirdest thing he's like they're like oh did you see anything crazy. Town is like just a normal flights who watch and power came in and show up so when I came in like my entire part was filled with weed others one of weed and like maybe some earn on probably over by that point like for you know so. That's my second so story for the day able to finish. Yeah we'll go there you know. It was actually kind of Shitty because I had big plans for that day. Before I got locked -partment I bought tickets to go see a movie data so as soon as I got into my apartment then had to get dressed really fast and run out and go to see the movie that I bought tickets for. Which just barely in time for. Did you take the flashlight with you to the theater and the weed and locksmith? Other dating Badgen so comes together so so moral of the story by a flashlight. Moral of the story never go into your garage. Without Your House keys. Never Leave Your House without your keys. Does that the moral you got Shannon? Now it was actually. I think I made up the moral moral that I got from the two stories combined is everything that you worry about will be true and be bad and happened. I mean that's pretty true. Does that does feel like that's the Democratic Party is going to nominee Bloomberg Hillary for their candidate. That's the worst. That's the worst direction everything's Harry is going to be. I don't believe that Hillary Clinton would be willing to be a VP candidate. Yeah she had already planned to murder the president all right anyway You're GONNA end our episodes episode killer off the Rails Episode Cure. This real. Yeah does. This is on the on the rails off. So this'll be interesting for me to try to summarize before we really cookie day. We're not GONNA put the flesh lights up in the summary. Listen yes that's true Geek. Heads out they're not those ones this read notes and keep sprawling to treat for the people who stay you know? Yeah like my flashlight. Who stayed and I can't get rid of. It's like a kid. Song rose a kid. That cat came back. Except it's the flesh flesh like him back the very next day. Stay away and it was just as humiliating is the first time a everybody good night. Join US next week and Yeah caller phone number. Was it again? Two Seven one eight zero two. It was one eight hundred Canada. No no no no. No that doesn't work anymore. Causing nine seven one. Eight zero one. Eight five zero to leave a voicemail. We'll play it on air. Have you tried calling one? Eight hundred candidate. Oh Canada recently dot in the Nineteen Eighties. Sex Line and ask everybody have a good night. Got Him so dumb. I can't even think of this through role play. That's fun yeah. We're all being pegged at home. If you're dumb enough to believe it you'll go for anything. What do you mean?

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