20 Episode results for "Chris Norton"

Defying the Impossible with Chris Norton

The Unbeatable Mind Podcast with Mark Divine

53:34 min | 1 year ago

Defying the Impossible with Chris Norton

"So may have always understood is that your future will take care of itself when you take take care of today by decree. I felt this mark a divine with unbeatable mind podcast welcome back. Thanks for joining me today. I super appreciate it. Always say do not take your time for granted. There are so many things vying for your tension. Just the fact that you're listening to this is amazing to me and i'm super humble so thank you before i introduce my guess. Yes chris norton. Wanna let you know that we have recently launched a new certification program for our coaches and coaches and it is pretty cool. Not gonna give you too many details now but if you're interested in coaching for your own development or to coach your your company team or your sports team or you want to become a leadership coach as a career or four career then i highly encourage you to check out our new coach certification program and this is one of a kind there is no other program as a full integrated development program like until mine number retrain physically mentally emotionally intuition and spiritually and now you can learn how to do it and coach interim money so check checkout that program at undermine dot com. Thanks very much all right chris norton. What an interesting guy so chris yeah. I'm not gonna get into a lot of detail right now because i think it would probably i think we'll just talk about his background but chris got he's married and has five adopted. Did girls seventeen foster children fascinating. I can't wait to learn about that. He's got his own foundation which has raised over a million dollars for helping others with spinal final cord injuries neurological disorders and stuff like that chris saw this all came about as learn because he was injured quite severely on the college gridiron and shape the rest of his life obviously so that's all i'm going to say eh chris. Thanks for joining me today. Hey mark. Thanks for having me on. Yes super appreciate it nice to meet you. I know uh speak for the listeners. We can't wait to hear are your story how you overcame such tremendous challenge so fill in the gaps of what i didn't say maybe by just giving the us a little sense of who you were when you were growing up and then the critical inflection point that change your trajectory of your life growing up in a small town in iowa the mid west and just a happy go lucky kid great family just great life and also had a chip hip on my shoulder. I was really competitive not the most talented but just wanted to do my best in of work hard. I can't i think my damn my parents taught me that value and i. I love competition. I love football basketball and i had a chance to play college. Football could play right away and so i jumped at that chance to further my education play football by the way luther college up in northeast northeast iowa and that's where you know everything really changed for me. I'd all these dreams to be this american. All american athlete meet the girl of my dreams to earn a business degree in someday make enough money to own a lake house or better yet to grow dreams. Family already owns a lake house. I love that one. Sometimes life is a better plan for you than the plan ric you had for yourself. It's true so what was the moment. Tell us about the moment that changed that that yeah that god changed your plans. It was october sixteenth two thousand in town. My freshman year six game of the season is a beautiful fall day and worked my way up on the special team unit for the kickoff us in so wisconsin touchdown. We're kicking the ball off. I'm sprinting downfield as hard as i can. Go and i see this opening for me. I know oh that ball carrier's gonna run through it. He's gonna try in score touchdown. Stop on dr shoulder so hard through his legs. He's dropped the ball well. I make make the diving tackle but i missed time my jump just by a split second so instead of getting my head in front of the ball carrier my head collided right with his legs ultimately his knee struck the side of my my head an instant. I lose all feeling and movement movement from my neck down next year the collision of players above me. The whistle blows the pile clears but i can't get up. I'm i'm trying so hard you just push off the grab but nothing in my body is working. <unk> confused in my first thing i jumped to is like okay. It's a stinger. You're like there's like a pensioner or something. Very minor is happening but just got to give a little bit of time before i can just walk off and get experienced pain gene at this moment or was it just no pain no nothing just nothing from the neck down like i felt like i was just like ahead and the rest of my body was just turned off <hes> but yeah like just pulled the cord <hes> literally for my whole entire body in so i'm just waiting and waiting. This is already getting embarrassing. Come on everyone's waiting for me to get up now. I have all these athletic. Trainers in the paramedics are getting involved but then when the paramedics called in for a helicopter. That's when i i knew that this serious point i just close my eyes and i try to just block it out. I try not to accept announcing the only control that i had at that moment was just to close my eyes and just pray to god that you know this is just temporary that i'll skim the strength of walk off being sidelined sidelines. Let me be a normal kid eighteen year old. Don't change my life. Don't change my plan like i love my life but again different plans in mind. Were you communicating at that point with anyone. Were were you just kind of silent. I was i was dealing during most of it. Internally <unk> in the appalachians in paramedics do their thing now. They'd ask me questions like you know hey kristy. Try making a fist with your hand now. Try to make fist with my hands squeeze it. Nothing happened then they would ask chris. Can you feel as touching your leg nine and just say now as always now couldn't feel thing and so it was almost getting more and more frustrating than more they had me talk answer those questions and after you were able to communicate with your parents were they going through at this time you know obviously there was dramatic for them yeah but with what the experience is like from their perspective yeah they were in the stance. They were watching and to see me lang lang. They're completely still was uneasy for them. Me most deterrence earliest and most of the time when you see like a bad injury or something happened the field you are rolling around grabbing their knee grabbing the ankle <hes> there shoul that use the grabbing something. They're moving there. You can tell they're in pain but a fact. I was just lying there. Completely still lifeless was really scary for them. Eventually they come down the field and they're they're trying to keep it together. They're just trying to stay strong for me that want to jump to any conclusions and just again kind of let the medical personnel do their thing i before jumping to anything irrational just hoping for the bass into what was the actual diagnosis sir yes at c. three c. four fracture great for dislocation a severe spinal cord injury and i was <hes> after surgery that night the next day the surgeon told me the three percent chance to ever regain any feeling or movement back below my neck and i was <music> stunned because it's not three percent chance to walk again. It's a three percent chance to move feel a thang back. Below your neck. Now three percentage even come up with that number. That sounds pretty random. I know right. I agree. I have no idea how they come up with those numbers. It's something that probably knew really reconsider because the fact that some people would really buy into those odds ads in biology filling prophecy yet in rome right the why try if it's only three percent exactly and i thankfully. I was was always been wired to be i want. I like to be the underdog like to thank stacked against me like i don't mind it like it just like i i feel like it. Rises helps me rise to the occasion in so i was determined stream way to prove that to the world yeah i wasn't asking for that but like thankfully i've always had that kind of mentality of like even if it doesn't look like in my favor doesn't mean i'm gonna stop me. I'm gonna quit or do you think that attitude came from chris. Was it attitude your father instilled in you or you think you were born with it. Yeah i would say <hes> definitely. My dad always had that kind of that. Grit never quit kind of attitude a. plus just being i think just being an athlete being a student that that just helps teaches you because nothing workouts and practices. I didn't think i could finish but i finish. I games were it looks like there's no chance of a comeback but we came back and as a student athlete you fail over and over again but you know yet show up the next day so i think just those repetitions <hes> has just kind of built up than just your confidence in understanding of it takes hard work to get where you wanna go right now. You are in iowa you you said right. Did you work with your hands at all like there's a lot of farming going on up there. I couldn't door kid or what would you do. As a youth i mean as you i was an athlete. I mean lang- yet like goes playing catch in the yard. We're doing something with my friends but always always like active <hes> we didn't. We weren't farmers or anything like that but just sports was my life. That was my identity so having that taken away from me me in a blink of an eye. I was really lost of okay now. Who am i by. People still care about me. Love me have i lost myself <unk> right away questions and while i ever be happy being in a wheelchair wherever meet a girl that would want to be with me. All all these things are porn in these doubts and fears <hes> but i need wherever i did not want to accept where it was. I just had to do something about it. Uh-huh so describe for us a little bit of the recovery process what was that like and you know when was first described the recovery process in the follow up question yeah i was i might as well ask it is what at what point did you see a glimmer of hope like oh my god i can do this moment. I would say honestly the first day after surgery. I was able to shrug my left shoulder. I movement. I was able to get with just just one little shoulder shod and that is the doctors by the way it did. It really surprise them to seem that kind of movement and i. I'm just trying to use that as progress as proof that yama gonna beat this. I wanna keep going and saw. I shrugged my left shoulder for hours. I was zero in whatever i could just to get a little bit better so it started out with show you my shoulder <hes> and it was just even transitioning out of bed into a wheelchair. Ida gotta have this big rift. Systems scooped me up put me in a power chair and then it was difficult by being a share is that my blood pressure couldn't really regulate right so so if you're dehydrated you're laying flat and stand up quickly. You get the head rush. You get light headed. Sometimes you pass out while i felt like all the time it just being upright just a little bit just reclined <unk> until i had to like push through that nauseous feeling <hes> to try to get in my i share my chair. The long can be my chair of the more physical therapy and occupational therapy. I can do the more i can do with my arms and my legs so that was more in the more gravity evidence can do its work to exactly so you had a glimmer of hope right away. That's made seems seems like well. Obviously the spinal cord wasn't severed it must've been hanging on yet incomplete sparkle injury so that gave me the listening using right yeah yeah and then the another big breakthrough happen about the fifth week mark so at this week mark all training for all in thinking about praying for is to move something in my life like i wanna walk again. I wanna get my life back. I want to get back to college while i've been able to regain some sensation in my legs and i felt this new sensation in my left big toe. I didn't know what was going on but it felt like it was a waking up from like a novacaine shot. Just just my left big toe and it's tell the doctor about this new sensation again. I'm really excited about. I feel like something special happening and i guitar right away as i'm telling him he could care less and so i'm begging him. Michael can at least take my shoe off. Take my sock often examine my left big toe like do whatever you you doctors to and he refused. He said <unk> chris. You're experiencing a phantom feeling where you want to believe that you can feel something differently in your left big toe so badly. You tricked yourself into thinking it's real but you made a <unk> crush. I knew when i was feeling. Wasn't this phantom feeling. I knew it was something was happening by e. Could we care less than the last thing he tells me before he walks out. Is that chris. You'll never move anything in your legs of bergen. You're you're fired wanted to say to the guy. I know with my dad and my dad again. It's the strongest person i now <hes> just mentally and he'd start crying. I've never seen him cry before and i was devastated and that's where my daddy turns to me said chris. Don't let anyone tell you. That's what you can or cannot do now. I look back in tears running down my face inside never will and i use that as motivation. I'm gonna prove this guy wrong. Hence i will so i went to work and what started out as our therapy to three hours not ask the hostile for a fourth hour and they said no that's why they will not ever asked for this fourth hour and never gotten it an adventure. I did get that fourth hour <music> astros fifth hour. They say no again and this time they really meant it. I never actually got your dad help. You work q. out or anyone else exactly so then i had my physical therapists occupational therapists right up workouts that my dad my mom my sisters france could all do with me outside of my schedule training time so i wasn't sleeping. I was working. I think when you use work exce- it's hard as you can. You know good things will come your way will not even a week later after that exchange on thanksgiving skiving morning of all mornings i will that exact left big toe. He would never move again and i was so pumped hours fired up. I was telling every nursing therapist you go find that dr who are at the call dr phantom and your doctor phantom in here and tell him the phantom vis as i own my toe in his face. I had a lot of things i wanted to tell him. Thankfully he wasn't there that day. He probably didn't dare show his face. You watch that yes. He didn't if you listen to this podcast podcast chances. Are you train hard like i do and you're starting to take your recovery seriously. It took me a while to figure that out but when i did i started looking for the best has tools to help me recover faster recover from overtraining your excessive soreness as well as those little injuries that come now and again when you train hard well the best tool that i've found to help me recover quickly is the power dot and power dot has just released a new version the power two point. Oh and it's two hundred dollars does this device is super simple super effective. You can carry it around your backpack and it's easy to use train how to recover faster. Relieve your pain and recover from any injuries quickly with the smart muscle stimulation device. There is a hundred percent money-back guarantee which is important to me and believe it or not. They'll finance you zero any p._r. For up to twelve months that's pretty cool and drum beat if your podcast listener which obviously obviously you are or else we wouldn't be hearing this. You get twenty percents off. If you use the code unbeatable unbeatable at checkout so go to power dot dot com and and learn more about the power dot two point. Oh who. I'm sure that you had ups and downs as you started to see some some recovery. What what were the were the low points like. Is there anything that made you wonder if it was worth absolutely every single night. I wonder wondered whether it was worth it. I hate known a bit. I felt like a prisoner trach in my own body like i just wanted to like break out of these chains chains that was like constructing my entire body so badly in wayang they're just staring at the ceiling and just wanting to just move. My arm are just move my leg. Just move anything. Pull the covers up and just that's all those doubts just flood in thinking about my future like where am i gonna go like is even worth trying that worth all this time like my wasting my time like why why am i i'm doing this. I just could not wait for the morning now. Wait for the sun to go up a cannot wait to get back at it because that's what kept me distracted kept me positive in focus versus. All spheres in insecurities dark night of the seoul was actually night for you. Absolutely it was horrible. I hated going to bed. Were you able to sleep well. I wasn't i did not sleep well. I eventually got on some sleeping medication. I took that for a number of years just because when i try to like move or adjust my body lightened imagine i would send myself in a panic attack just trying so hard to move something. That was extremely the thought. The union wanted to flip over like we all do and you just couldn't do anything y- like i've had before like these muscle spasms where your muscles contract attract involuntarily where my muscle my arm will like contract in a fire up in my hand will be resting on my face guam sleeping think and like no matter how hard like i would try like i could not move mike my hand off. My face like things like that is just like are you kidding looming or they give an itch on your face and like you just there's nothing you want more than just to scratches edge like right on your cheek and just it just sits there. There's nothing thing you can do about. It was just so frustrating. Tam remember being in zen training when i was twenty one and and it was pretty strict strict regimen where you couldn't scratch an itch. You weren't supposed to move and i remember how tortuous i thought that was but i always. I knew that i could actually scratch that each if i wanted to. I would just gets scolded by the head monk. I can't imagine not being able to scratch the edge torture test yeah so i know from my a'research that you ended up setting a goal to go back and graduate from college. When did that idea come to you and why did which you like. Why was the motivator that kept driving you forward or the goal i always i knew i had to get my education. That was important to me. That's always been important to my family so that was kind of a kind of there's no questions. Russians asked that i had to get my education that my parents my family really push me to go back to luther college where i was attending before but also so the big goal was to them walk across the stage of my college graduation to accept my diploma at the end and that just gave me this huge goal to shoot for the aim for in a train. I just can't this goal arose before you would ever actually put any weight in stood up probably right when you were even knew that you could do that. This was i could put weight on my legs. I could take some steps with a lot of help <hes> assistance because after that togo <hes> with a doctor phantom that's when i really started to see like improvements with with my quads and my hamstrings and started weight bear on my legs and sort really see some changes happening you know the goal originally was to own a walk out the hospital could walk with like three people helping me i i could fully weight bear and everything but <hes> it just wasn't functionable. It wasn't independent like you'd wish for or hoping for but i knew i had to just keep working on seeing progress like this little by little and and i thought that goal i knew the graduation was years in the making it would take years of training to make it happen but something i've always understood. Is that your future. We'll take care of itself. When you take care of today. <hes> i love that ause. You really have is today a series of today's uh-huh so you went back to school. You're in a wheelchair. How old were you when when you um finding minute back to school luther i was nineteen years old and i transition thankfully. I had the support of like elder sister alex. She moved off campus <hes> to kind of help with that transition. Give me the the class in give me some different doctor's appointments and then also i had my football team mates friends. I just made in school lived with me in like an apartment. <hes> <hes> building where the act is like my fulltime caregivers ahead on get me up in the morning. I had one guy get me to cross campus class with. My bugs helped me in the cafeteria. Someone also the drive me to different appointments so they were all pitched in to make it possible for me to on campus until live a somewhat independent college experience. Wow that's true friendship friendship you find out who your friends are really when things are are inconvenient for that but most convenient themselves to to be there for you right so it took you what five years to get through the rest of school or that include the first year they including the first year it was it was total five years so i took a semester off as <unk> so i took actually <hes> <hes> really two semesters off a whole year off one semester was just to commit to both semesters were committed to training by all i did during that time away from school was to just train and those semester before graduation walk. I moved to michigan. Traina china facility called baras mother's name tied some great success helping people walking in and i knew i wanted to get that kind of environment that was <hes> aggressive aggressive with their training and just us all i did was focused on getting better because i wanted to make his graduation walk. A reality was just something that was planted landed in my heart and i just had to see it through although there was plenty of times though and this dream to walk across the stage that i questioned it like like is it worth it hike again this just insane why why do i care so much <hes> but it was just a dream of mine that i just couldn't help but pursue pursue with everything i got and a worked out pretty. Well described the graduation eduation day for us like what was it. The prep like what was now. How did it go down. I mean you obviously didn't you didn't just walk the entire tire procession with your class. You walked across the stage itself. Yes so leading up to it and i was doing four to six hours a day now getting ready and then i was helped with my training partner with mine was my now wife emily but i propose to her the day before my graduation walk walk and she was the one that was going to be helping me walk across the stage and so that was really special a half her walk me across stages my fiance but that's something that we did <hes> getting ready for the graduation the graduations in the morning and my body reacts better with a longer time period so we woke up at like four three m <hes> just to kind of get my body woken and accumulated and then just <hes> did some stretching from warm ops and just let the hard work over the last couple of years do do it spang and we also practiced with a gowns in the cap and <hes> did watch a different simulations to <hes> make sure this walk could be successful but i was nervous that the audience of the people there might get frustrated. I might get booed off. The stage because graduations are long long right. It's high there too. It's like a really hard time of the year ear inn so i'm like man. I got to really go fast so you re up there for twenty minutes. Yeah exactly that was gonna worried about that. <hes> but then we you you know they pushed my chair up to the the one side of the stage and i stand up with my fiance then emily and the roar roar of the crowd was something you couldn't ignore and they cheered me on every step of the way in just got louder and louder outer and i get to the end i turn out to face the crowd acknowledge them and everyone's cry like every <music> game is a grown man. I like friends of mine that i've never seen crime my wife crying. It was just such a motion poll on so many many people and i was blown away. I was caught off guard not expect that at all in thankfully though i didn't like a hired actually actually one of my college buddies to videotape the graduation walk and then we put it out online and went viral and now over three three hundred million people across the world s seen that video unbelievable cheering just listening to that account holy cow so that was that then all of a sudden the next day you're done you graduated and did you experience any kind of like what's next depression or post post graduation and feeling down about what's next you know for me i didn't i didn't really couldn't actually because they happen to my fiance. <hes> she went went through a really law of depression anxiety that really put a strain on our relationship <hes> she's such a strong independent woman and just does not like to be vulnerable does not like to be helped but she's kinda the giver she's always giving helping others but doesn't want it in return and and so it was something at she like made the stance that like she's like. I have to get through this myself. If i can't get through this on my own then i'm i'm doomed for life like she had these these wrong ideas and she also was in denial that she had depression and anxiety issues like no way. I depressed during zayda. It's a great family. Fiance great life like nothing like major has happened to me like shoe we we both had this notion that like something something catastrophic happened to you in order for you to be depressed in. That's just not the case. You can just have a chemical imbalance. It could just be a transition chen and that transition from college to the real world so we really lost ourselves in but eventually what changed everything for her. There was a we went back to church and just through that <hes> faith gave her the courage that to acknowledge she does know and so she went and saw a health specialist mental health specialists and she gave emily some medication she said in about three weeks you'll notice a change change and literally three weeks and completely changed her reality. I'm just completed have a chemical imbalance yet one hundred percent and changed everything and she was able to get through it and that's also a big part of why we wrote the book on that. We just came out with called the seven longest yards. It's co-authored by my wife and i and that's a big part of it. Too is just sharing that story and hopefully people will will get help sooner like don't suffer that mom like it's okay to get hope like getting help. Strength not a weakness and she kept thinking a weakness weakness for her to go get help or to get on medication but you know it's not ninety with you. It's interesting you say that that's one of the biggest lessons we teach in our are self at training program which is all about teaming is that it's a strength to ask for help and you're not gonna make make it through the hardest challenges unless you're able to to ask and to receive so nice now the the seven longest yards and i i saw that i thought it was a reference to the football field killed in the accident but it's not as it no. It's i mean in a kind of way so the seven yards is the goal set. Though i'm gonna walk tuck emily seven yards down the aisle of our wedding and it was seven yard seven years since my spinal cord injury from the college football game <hes> so it was kind of ties both those in also seven yards three yards further than the graduation walk into it side by side point which emily was in front of me for the graduation walk which gives me the most support with her going on my side my right hip. I lose allow that support in so so it involves a lot more training to make sure that i could even take a single step. Seven yards helped me understand. You know visually so if she's walking in front. Did you have a hand on her shoulder. Something or is it. Just yeah your support in you yeah so from the front with graduation walk. I was hanging onto her arms and she was hanging onto like my upper arm. Tattoos cheers nation you walking backwards yes and then when i start to like fatigue she'll move her hands down on my hips and kind kind of help support my balance because that's really where i usually lose. My strength is like my core by balancing to give my leg steps through and so that's what we did for the graduation walks and then you can visualize than her being facing the same direction as may just on one side of me. My my lose a lot of that leaning support that handwrite in front of me. It's all coming from his just my right side and so the first time we actually practice that wedding walk walk about eight months before the wedding. I couldn't even take once that i was so frustrated like just losing that support through everything off for me and a a again i thought about quitting and i also had the pressure to that. A film crew that was coming to found the wedding and their documentary documenting crew so they're doing a documentary my story in they already named the movie seven yards so i have lots of i. I love that so obviously did you train for an succeeded. Were there any any glitches in the wedding or did it go off without a hitch. I mean the wedding was amazing. It was perfect but like there was still i mean there was glitches though like but i guess we don't focus on the <unk> wife wife <hes> so like mainly stood me up to walk down. The aisle like one thing that happened was my <hes>. My pants were to lose need to get tighter so we had to stop. She entitled to drop your tours exactly and then i realized that my pant leg got like pushed up somehow so then we'd stop she personal pant leg down <hes> and then she said something in her microphone. Don't don't wanna lose his pants and it just made everybody laugh. You know you'll probably won't see that that action like in the video when they edit it right but it's something that we laugh about it. We didn't care about because again. That's just live. It's not gonna go. Everything's perfect and i think if you can just accept it and enjoy the special moments in what's get <hes>. You're gonna live a fulfilling happiness. I agree it's amazing. Are you ready to experience eternity. You've heard me talk about neuro hecker collective. I'm a big fan of this company so so much so that i invested money and i'm an adviser and most importantly consumer first product. Quality is their new tropic a love quality of an using it every day so i'm especially excited now that they've released their second product. This is groundbreaking. It's called attorneys. Don't you love their names. I mean quality attorneys. That's awesome can't beat that they've spent several years with the leading longevity experts and they've come up with a formula thirty eight ingredients that combat uh aging at the cellular level regulating n._a._s._d. Plus a._t._p. And those things that promote better sleep recovery and counter the negative effects of inflammation and stress address those things that lead to aging. I felt the impact in days. I had more energy in a better mood and spring in my step noor hackers offering a fifty percent discount or fifty percent off your first month if you order by subscription which you can cancel anytime and hand fifteen percent more off if you use the code unbeatable at check out the link is here in this podcast the show notes or go to neuro hacker dot com. That's neuro- hacker dot com and again use that code unbeatable at checkout and you can thank me in fifty fifty years when we do three hundred burpee together who yeah so you since gone on to adopt a number of young women in foster some children about both of those experiences in the power of serving others as a parent. Yes and this was really <hes> put on emily's heart. This is emma's calling impassioned is to help children and to help children who don't receive law. They don't see receive care aren't safe salau. I was first introduced to this girl named whitley she mentor the whitley when emily was in high school williams in elementary and <hes> which was then put into foster care and that's when emily realized and learn about the foster care in group homes and these group homes are just <hes> homes were kids furnish orphanages <unk> orphanages to group homes so kids just living in these barracks contain <hes> just with one couple people there to to look after their parents are out trying to <hes> get their lives together so they can get him back but unfortunately doesn't always happens and so and we just this was called on her and she told me about it too right right away when we first met <unk>. Hey like this is what we're going to do someday so i hope you're you can accept that otherwise how to move out tomorrow relationship okay i'll do it. I had no idea what was about but when you're twenty three twenty four years old willy now was seventeen and she called old and just crying that she didn't have anywhere to go. She put into juvenile detention. She's been through eighteen different. Placements takeover families out of the picture and cheese tried committing suicide. She's like tried a been a lot of different laundry list. The bad things have happened and just needed a place to go otherwise it could cost her her life and so emily and i talked about it and although we did not feel like we were equipped like we were ready but we also knew we could give her a better life than what she's living now a- give her a chance and so we did what it took to get our foster care license and we took her in with the goal that we're going to helper graduate a high school like that she was way behind in school and we knew that would be a huge thing for her in momentum a foundation of fell back to the have her high school l. diploma and so we we pushed her and <hes> we we know we cared for her and during that time she was able to graduate high school and then she'd transition back back to her hometown and then that's when when are like what's open our home up two more kids and i told her was just too one kid under the age of two oh and then our first call came in it was a two month old and a two year old and she's really persuasive in so we eventually said yes breath about to both yes and then it started out with two and then it went to three than four than five. We have to five from a sibling group of four girls. <hes> there is to we could take one of them. We took all of them. In those girls ended up. We ended up adopting those for girls this last february and then we we even got up to seven at one point seven seven girls cheers. I like female dog as well so i'm like completely outnumber. They must you must be able to hold the space pretty. Well your maleness try <hes> but yeah so but it's been such a blessing. Ask for us like we went into thinking like we can really be a blessing to these kids can be there for love on them. Give a safe spot but like they've been such a blessing to us in the best thing that we've ever done and to see the transformations in the behavior changes and these kids be trimming their best selves in realizing that they they are they are they are cared for like there's people that care about them is really we need to see that is neat. I love that the more the more you give the more you receive in return universal lesson. They're a great thing you're doing for these kids. Thank you so you're nonprofit. Tell us about that and how you want to give back others who are injured similar to what you were some sort of spinal cord injury. Yes so going through my injury. I really opened my eyes to other people's stories with spinal cord injuries and other neuromuscular disorders and because i was so fortunate to be an n._c. Double a. athlete because when i was injured on their field their insurance policies help cover all my medical and rehab expenses expenses on heard like it is covered so much of millions of dollars probably right yeah. It's such a financial burden burden to be injured and a lot of things that your primary insurance most insurances don't cover but this mutual this <hes> instability insurance would cover and so i just seem at meeting other people who just desperately wanted an opportunity just a chance and recovery in just a chance to be healthy unable to do so just because they can't afford it like it just broke my heart and dan. I just knew i wanted to do something about it. So i started get asked to speak when i was in college to to give presentations and one of the groups i spoke to was since big nonprofit afterwards. There's people that the k. like can we give money to you for like a 'cause 'cause. There's something that you need paid paid for our equipment in. I got to thinking about it and like all. I don't actually need anything like i. I'm actually really well. Taken care of by do know a a lot of people don't it's not just when i started the non profit the chris norton foundation <hes> to us that the funds that to provide <unk> rehab equipment the specialized we have equipment. That's you don't get access to most often because it's not all created equal. If you go to a agenda like a y._m._c._a. In florida and you go to one in idaho it's going to be pretty similar but when you go to a rehab facility <hes> in different cities in different states it's completely completely different than what you have access to can really change your projector for what you get back in your spinal cord injury and so we wanted to strengthen that and give more people the opportunity to have access to it and then we also started a wheelchair camp for kids and families so the completely paid paid for a week where these kids and their parents siblings come in and they do horseback riding zip lining we did laser tag tag a bunch of just like fun activities and they didn't have to pay a penny for it and that wasn't a ton of fun and just relationship relationship in community building and no one wanted to leave which is always a great problem and everybody wants to come back for next year so really excited about that <hes> and then we'll also normally passionate about my motivational speaking so i traveled the country. I'm sharing my story in a perseverance and how you can find the the power to stand up to the obstacles that knock you down in life and how to reshape your reality with your attitude and so probably a lot of things that you probably talk about it just really i'm really passionate about because i learned that i can't allow my physical paralysis to paralyze mindset now. That's such awful message and we should connect on that. I have a close affinity with your mission. We have a foundation which is to support veterans who are suffering from post medic stress but the individual my friend who i asked to lead it for me is <hes> paralyzed the broke his snack and not once but twice actually in the same place she made a part almost full recovery when he wrote trampoline in his twenties early early twenty s he was an athlete as well and was able to recover most of his functions but then he was fixing a light on this house. He's building in colorado colorado and fell off a ladder broken someplace the second time this is about seven or eight years ago and so i went to visit them at the some spinal institute out in colorado i forget the name of it really great cost yeah the craig hospital so visited the craig hospital and in showed him. I gave him all the n._b._a. Mine lessons and stuff on tape so he could listen to them and and then he went back to teaching but it was really hard for him to teach college in that state so i brought him in to my seal fit program to help you know extensively help out but also keep him under pressure to keep training and then we started this foundation i said what a great person to run that so he's been running the foundation but anyways i brought that up because i know a little bit about how challenging it has been for him to try to recover and he hasn't gotten out of the wheelchair yet can be a little harder for him because he's like sixty years old. Now you know the older yet but <hes> we should talk about you. Speaking at one of our we're starting to do these annual dinners for courage his fundraising dinners to raise money for vets. You would be a very inspirational story in the fact that we have this kind of connection action. Go yeah absolutely love actually had chris reeves son speak at our first one will know it wasn't well jeff. Jeff was his name. Christopher reeves son matt matthew reeves. Okay yeah nikai anyways i. I went down a little rabbit hole. There sorry about that. Let's let's connect on that and i love to have you yeah. That sounds great so what is to kind of wrap this up but what's the <music> situation now with your with walking versus not walking. Are you in a wheelchair. They are you. Are you move mobile unruly unreal chair most of the day. I am dependent on that. I wanted to walk it. I'm like somebody that walk with me. I need my my wife or a friend or someone to help me with that so i use wheelchair full-time. It's a power assisted wheel so it's kind of a it's it's a manual chair with these battery wheels that will allow me to get around a little bit easier just because i'm a quadriplegic still don't have full strength in movement in my arms and my hands and so <hes> working on that and just being more independent but honestly i'm not training nearly as much as i used to. You obviously now. I have a lot of kids in just really passionate about my nonprofit my speaking just out this book. We have a film coming now as well. A documentary called seven yards usually a lot of projects and things that i'm involved with an i just i love being able to use my pain four your purpose in the first five years of my injury about almost nine years now and the first five years i was obsessed like i had to walk in order for me to the happy and fulfilled with my life and i no longer feel that need. I don't feel that desire while i'm hopeful that there might be a breakthrough during the future <hes> very content with where map because where my joy impassioned everything comes from is just like what i'm able to give to others the love may etiquette not by my physical movements and so <hes> being able to add value to other people inspire them give them hope is what fires meow we are being a dad husband moser things that now i'm really passionate about and just the training is just not nearly. A magic can't the four to six hours a day any right. I'm still focused so working on it but just work unless other projects accents you know sometimes in my experience anyway sometimes when you finally surrender to a realty that's when openings occur and it might it might be necessary and all of a sudden something will shift and technology as you say. Hope is probably not the right word. It's almost an expectation. You know some of the things that the foundation was working on and all the different stuff if this happening i mean it's a fairly good chance hello yes injured. Injuries will be hill or or you know with technology bill to walk down. There will be no need for these wheelchairs right well awesome so the book is the seven longest yards and your website is chris. Norton dot com is that right chris norton dot org dot org okay so one got the calm <hes> i can't. I can't get the com. No i got the org. Okay well that works chris norton dot org or anything else <hes> that the listeners should had no like anything you want them to direct their attention to now. I think go to that website and you can go a lot of different directions from that. Whether it's the speaking the foundation the book the film <hes> my social media's well pretty active and my handle is chris a northern sixteen and i stay pretty involved with instagram facebook twitter okay awesome chris. Thanks very much thanks for being such a great example hampel of how to overcome hardship and to serve others <hes> i to have an adopted son so thank you for also taking that route and thank emily for for those of us sewer opted parents. It's an important mission. I really appreciate that. You don't thank you appreciate you have me on and i look forward to meeting person. Let's follow up about that potential opportunity. Maybe next this year or next year. Let's do it on who you are able to take care. Take care are folks. That was chris. Norton the amazing individual please check out his book the seven longest yards and the documentary this coming out look look for that you'd probably learn about all those details at his website chris norton dot org and thank you for paying attention to the unbuilt podcasts truly appreciate it and and <hes> we'll continue to bring inspiring individuals like chris into your world so that we can learn from them people with an unbeatable mind and <hes> until next time train hard yourself stay focused. Take it one day at a time and be enviable who ya divina vinyl all the product free by all men audio.

chris emily Football chris norton iowa wisconsin mark chris reeves rome way luther college bergen seoul togo muscle spasms kristy lang Grit dr phantom
#241 Chris Norton

First Class Fatherhood

21:04 min | 1 year ago

#241 Chris Norton

"Now the lace welcome to first glass fatherhood. Welcome everybody that up to forty one of the podcast. I am happy as always the be here with you. Thank you for stopping Levi. If this is your first time listening to podcast please get over there and banging that subscribe button you do not want to miss all the action that is coming your way right here on First-class Fatherhood Alright right dads. I have a great guests to bring you guys to kick off. What is an incredible week of content coming your way Chris. Norton was paralyzed playing football doctors gave him a less than three percent chance of ever walking walking again but that was unacceptable to Chris and the video of him walking down the aisle of his wedding which was featured by people magazine has been viewed over three hundred million times talk about some Monday they motivation Chris Norton will be here with me and just a few minutes so please stick around for the interview tomorrow on the show is a UFC legend known as the Immortal Matt Brown will be here with me and Wednesday. I have a very special guest very warrior. Wednesday podcast night stalker pilot Mike Durant will be joining me here and if you have ever seen the movie Black Hawk Down Mike Durant was flying the Blackhawk walk helicopter known as Super Six four which was shot down by an RPG. Mike was taken hostage for eleven days. His story is unbelievable and it is such an honor for me to have a few minutes of his time to talk about fatherhood and family life Thursday. We're going back to the Gridiron with eleven year. NFL veteran wide receiver T J Hassanzadeh and Friday. We're going to have a frogman Friday edition of the show former Navy Seal Chris Gomez joins me so lock it in for a full week of action here and I'm often asked by a lot of you guys what was the big turnaround in my life and while it's several things one of the major changes that I made was going from a mindset of wanting more which is coming from a lack of mentality to a mindset of gratitude which is coming from a place of abundance mentality Paletti and that shift has completely changed the way that I view the world and having the ability to speak with some amazing guys like today's guests Chris. Norton really puts a lot of that into perspective. It's like the old adage adage I felt sorry because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet and I think I had a habit of taking so much for granted as if I did something to deserve the right to walk or to see and hear as if I earned these things but the truth is they are gift and they are all gifts which I am very grateful for. I wake up every morning as if it's Christmas Day I am blessed with all of the gifts that I have been given and and you're about to hear from a man who is grateful for every step that he takes not only that he is a man who was giving himself to others as a source of motivation historians inspiring so let's get into it. Don't forget to follow me on instagram. Alec underscore lays to catch up with all the latest guests announcements and make sure you tell every father India neighborhood or in your contact list about the show that is celebrating rating fatherhood and Family Life Fatherhood rocks family values rule and every day Fathers Day right here with me so let's jump into the action. I'll be right back now with Chris Norton on I'm Alex Lace and you're listening to first class fatherhood all right. That's first-class. Fatherhood is being brought to you today by Manscaping who is number one in men's below the belt grooming manscaping offers precision engineered tools for your family jewels. They sent me their lawn mower two point. Oh and I wish they had something like this years ago. I can't tell you how many times I've Nick my nuggets in the shower wall while shaving and you definitely don't WanNa be using the same razor on your face that you're using down there on the two Amigos. The lawnmower to point is an electric trimmer with skin safe technology. It's waterproof so you can use it in the shower so let's go dad's right now. First Class Father who listeners are getting twenty percent off their entire order plus free shipping by using the Promo Code father go to Manscaping Dot com enter the Promo Code Father at the checkout save twenty percents off and get free shipping manscaping dot Com Promo code the Father Alright and joining me. Now is a first class father. His story was captured beautifully leap by People magazine. It was also very well told in his book titled. The seven longest yards. He is a motivational speaker in an inspiration to so many people around the world. It is an honor for me to say Hey Chris Norton. Welcome to First-class Fatherhood. Yeah great to be here. Thank you all right. Let's start here. How many kids do you have. And how old are they. I have five kids aged twenty ten eight six three wow yeah it's a big range of aged aged what type of sports activities they all into their the four youngest. Ones are really into damn so we have them into dance classes. I says signed up for soccer. they've done basketball softball so we're kind of exploring phase right now kind of seem what they click with and what they really passionate about but you're trying to give them a try at all definitely a dances if something they just are always doing they always the music going and give him some certain dance recital okay very cool. I just think a minute to hit my listeners with a little bit about your background or what you do yeah so you know. I got started really my story got started in October sixteenth. Two thousand ten. I suffered a severe spinal cord injury playing college football. I was getting a three percent chance to ever regain any feeling or movement back below my neck and I just started kind of new identities new journey. I'm for myself hello and it allowed me to have a little bit of a recovery. let me meet in a beautiful woman. Emily and we walked across the stage some of my college graduation four and a half years later after my injury and that went viral over two hundred million times and got the you know do international international media and then we started fostering and we fell in love with it and that's where we met you know or kid and it'd be eventually went from your parents so adopted parents we got married in twenty eight teams and we illegally dotted our kids back in December Whitley when she was nineteen and then are for young Citigroup back in February so we've he quickly became parents five and they're all girls to mount number. We have a dog well so very number. Wow yeah that's incredible. What what did they experience of becoming a dad. And how did that kind of change your perspective on life well. It definitely changed my perspective on and you know who I am and my identity as a dead so growing up. I had a great data great father who was really actively involved. We played catch. We he just with very playful with me. We did a lot of activities together and that's Kinda how I envisioned myself off a dad but being a quadriplegic and from a wheelchair we limited to those activities so that was kind of tough at first to swallow but what I discovered was really you know who I am at the Dad really at the core of it is just you know how I make my kids feel and the love I give in the example that I sat and so that's really been important to me now. It's just how I make the kids feel the love the joy that can the lessons. I can help them. developing grow into the best version of themselves so I it's just about like what you can do and your ability the not getting in caught up in what other people can do but what you can do that's really focusing on and try to hopefully grow into beautiful the young woman and very well said and and you know. Chris many many people in general struggle with everyday problems of life and we allow them to consume US sometimes oh you were hit with catastrophic to set of circumstances here. You somehow defied all the odds. What what was it really pulled through well one. I hope that I had a foundation of faith for just like having that they background belief is like having hope. really was instrumental instrumental 'cause. I didn't know what to believe. I didn't know what was going on but I just had this belief that you know a guy I can bring it all together other and make this mess into a message and keep this pain of purpose so that was really instrumental but also was instrumental with my family was was my dad and my mom and my sisters and community just people like pouring into me and encouraging me and my parents. That's the example that we're we're not gonNa let this injury a sinus that we're gonNA live. Spoil Life Despite the challenges that we deal with and we're not going onto well on the path but focus on what we can do today and into the future so I think that was really big for me was just taking ownership over my relied responsibility and I really got that from my my parents. They didn't you know throw a pity party for me. complain they just we're just doers and they were upbeat and positive and that's kind of what I WANNA do to with my family and I think it's important for all parents to set at that example how handle adversity and challenges so. I think that was a really important for me to just move forward and very inspiring. GotTa certainly put you in a unique position here to inspire so many people and I know you do that through speaking What was it like doing your first. Ti- note and do the kids come out to hear you speak yeah. I did my first Keno out back when I was in college so number of years ago and it was dairy nerve wracking. I know really quite know what to say or how to say it but I knew I had a story child. I had lessons. I wanted to share air but it was well. Received people are leaning in laughing. They're crying and I just kept working on it and working on improving improving it and so it's grown grown into a business. It's what I do now full time is I travel the country giving Keno presentations. Do Corporation Association schools holds you name it. where. I'm delivering these keynotes. It's been fun to I've been able to like you know we went to Orlando resort resort where we had a at a conference that I was speaking. I brought the whole family so fun to you know bring the girl they can watch you know exactly what I do and why travel apple and to share a little bit more in depth about my story and that was really fun for all of us and they swim and now they got to see what dad does for work yeah also made the NFL season is now upon us and the Major League Baseball Baseball season is winding down. There is no time to take your kids that a ballgame and first-class father who listeners can save twenty dollars off their tickets on SEATGEEK DOT COM by using eating my Promo Code first-class. That's one word first class. Maybe you want to see a concert or Broadway. Show Save Twenty Bucks on the tickets on seatgeek dot com use the Promo Code First Class. It's a slam dunk deal. Dad's SEATGEEK DOT COM Promo Code first-class Fatherhood is the best seat in the house all right guys. Many of you have hit me up saying that you would like to start your own podcast than I am telling you right now. Anchor is the easiest easiest way to get this done number one. It's free I have never paid a dime to publish any of my podcasts and their creation tools allow you to record and edit right from your phone or computer anchored those all the distribution as well so it can be heard on spotify apple podcast and many more also you can make money with no minimum listenership. It's everything you need to make a podcast in one place. What are you waiting for download the free anchor APP today or go to Anchor Dot FM to get started. What was the genesis of the book the seven longest yards yeah so my wife and I we came out to seven Manga yards and that details are story starting with spinal cord injuries all the way up to our wedding walk so I set the gold. I'm GONNA Walk Emily. My wife seven yards down the aisle over wedding wedding and I didn't know how are we gonNA do gonNa work as hard as possibly could to make it happen and really the seven yard walk it went by Real the way it happened in April two thousand eighteen but that was probably the easiest part of our journey all the ups and downs of you know my injury our relationship that's is posturing just our personal relationship was on the brink of falling apart. I mean really had to learn how to stick together there and pushed through the obstacles and challenges and we hope that this book could be encouraging two other couples and two other people going through adversity your challenges and changes to make the most out of life and really realize that our life slow with moments can be sourced our greatest gifts and so we're really grateful. I'm grateful to be able to share this this book and it's you know in Walmart and Sam's Club nationwide everywhere books are sold and we're really happy with the respond. Yeah I mean myself as well. You know. Millions of people here have seen the video you walking down the aisle. It's just incredible and what what what are some of the fun activities activities that you enjoy doing with the kids yeah so something I enjoy doing with the kids. I had this a power wheelchair. That's like really fast and so we'll go on on bike rides where they're on their bikes. I'm not powered share. I'm just going around the neighborhood. We're close enough to a few restaurant. where we'll ride down into the restaurant is going back a little day. Ge- we love going to movies and just traveling. flew a few the activities. I'm always a cameraman to so for their dance recitals and singing contact with they have always the cameraman they weren't videotape it record it so there are definitely some fun things that we get to do yeah very cool. Ed. What is your What is your daily workout. Routine look like Chris. How much time are you How much time do you spend like the physical therapy stuff like that as a look yeah right now. I'm getting into like physical therapist once a week for two hours and I do my own workouts as well I do you know have dumbo weight that I use with an arm exercises on do walking I can walk with assistance of somebody so just trying to do as much as I can at the full body training and I'm still working working on you know walking and getting more independence back but I'm also very content with where I'm at. I'm hopeful for the teachers are very content with where I'm at and you know if I walk independently from day great but if I don't know I'm still gonna live a full life and a happy life yeah well during this process. Have you come across the path of other people that have had similar injuries to you and do you guys if so do you like is that helped push each other and to get better yeah yeah. I mean people all the time with similar injuries and they're only though different every spinal cord injuries so much different from each other even if it's broken the same fame level just because how much damage is done the spinal cord is so some mystery like they don't know how to really quantify the specific damages is that are done so many nerve endings and and there's running through your spinal cord. It's hard to really tell but I love being a support system. Other people who reach out especially people initially injured and also you know yeah you motivate each other push each other and I'm just grateful have that role to uplift other people give people hope are we started a nonprofit as well the KRISTA foundation. We've raised nearly a million dollars to help those with nearly muscular disorders and so we provided equipment for we have two days and we also have a wheelchair camp for kids and their siblings and their parents that's completely free and we had our camp back in June. ooh which is a ton of fun to zip-line horseback ride do laser tag just having a great time but I also been away from me to really reach out and connect with people going through something similar that I am yeah. That's good stuff and I've read here. There's a movie in the works. I how much say do you have and who gets to play you in it. Yeah there's a this is a this one's a documentary so I play myself and this one I mean that'd be great someday to have found. That's like a Hollywood type so but right now we have this documentary that we're really excited about and we're working on on distribution and hopefully within this next month. We'll know where it's going and when it's going but all of a sudden he's been done on a lot of great work has been put into it. I know there's still fundraising for it to finish a few things but it's. It's been a lot of fun yeah. I look forward to seeing myself what type of I mean. You've accomplished so much already in how far you've come. What type of goals or plans do you have yourself a future well? I WANNA raise great kids. I mean that's a really important to me and being a great the best father husband I can be some always trying to learn learn and grow and that department so there's that but also then my mission is really the spread hoping just change peoples perspectives and attitudes attitude so I want to continue the speaking business continued to speak more and more and more international foundation and then we went to raise as two hundred thousand dollars is this next year. got to the film but all those things have just been really fun and it's been an adventure. I'm always looking for an adventure something another project and always grow and compelled yeah very cool. I'm going to include a link to the to your foundation description of this podcast episode so my listeners can get over there lasting. I WanNa hit you here Chris. I love to ask all the data on the podcast. What type of advice do you have that new dad ad or for that about the father. WHO's out there listening? I would say just focus on your abilities and what you can do. I think it's really easy to get caught up in comparing yourself to maybe another person we do this. You know all the time I think social media are available but I think just focused on being your best version of yourself and always setting the example forty or kids in what your bellies are star. I think stay in your lane and just the best version of move which will just rub off and it didn't see your children yeah very well said. I love the message. There's been on it for me. I gotTA say Chris Norton. You're a personally I father and thank you so much for giving me a few minutes time on first class father. Uh Yeah of course things for having me back to wrap things up here first place fatherhood. I got to give a special. Thank you once again to Chris Norton for giving me a few minutes of his time here and it was so cool. Please let me up on twitter guys and dropped me that over on instagram. It's the grand. Let me know what you thought about today. Spot always love to read your feedback. Lock it in tomorrow the immortal. UFC fighter Matt Brown will be here Wednesday Blackhawk pilot Mike durant Thursday. TJ CUSHMAN'S OUGHTA NFL wide receiver and Friday. We got a frogman Friday edition of I last Fatherhood Reform Navy Seal Chris Gomez all right. That's all I got you. You guys today on you have been listening to I last fatherhood. Please remember guys. We are not babysitters. We are fathers and we're not just fathers. We are first class fathers others and so down time I open.

Chris Norton Chris Mike Durant Chris Gomez people magazine NFL UFC Matt Brown football Fatherhood Reform Navy Levi Manscaping Dot T J Hassanzadeh Manscaping twitter Dad Orlando spotify
Defying the Odds | Chris Norton

Good Life Project

1:20:33 hr | 1 year ago

Defying the Odds | Chris Norton

"So my guest today chris norton suffered a spinal cord injury playing college football in his first year doctors gave him a three percent chance of moving anything below his neck again but for grueling years later he was absolutely lutely committed to defy everybody's expectations and he walked across the stage at his college graduation with his fiancee emily that was captured on video and posted online and became massively viral. It's actually how i i discovered chris and three years after that though chris suspended another pretty powerful feet which was walking down the aisle with his wife emily and they're moving story is told in a new book the seven longest yards along way chris also created the christian foundation to help people with spinal cord and neuromuscular disabilities and chris. Emily have adopted five amazing girls. It's and fostered seventeen kids. They're both deeply committed to providing safe and loving home for children in need in today's conversation <hes> <hes> we dive into this entire journey because on the surface it seems like this powerful story of triumph and darkness to light but the reality is that every day creates a new opportunity for chris emily together to make choices about their life. It's not easy in fact very often. It's incredibly hard yet. They are so devoted and so committed to each other and to the causes that they care deeply about and we dive into <hes> the reality of their lives of this journey the powerful choices that they've made and how they stay completely the <hes> committed to being of service on a daily basis so excited to share the story. I'm jonathan fields and this is a good life. Project two words cherry garcia well actually six words ben and jerry's cherry garcia ice cream when summer comes ben and jerry's ice cream just kinda straight up makes me smile now beyond cherry garcia of course. I'm also a fan up chocolate chip cookie dough. I confess to having chunky monkey moments on occasion in fact funny enough. I think the first time i tried it was at the ben and jerry's store in burlington burlington vermont where it all began and i remember walking in it was just like this multi sensory smile and they've got these warm and fuzzy memories attached to it. The only challenge of course with ben and jerry's is keeping it in the house confess to occasionally stashing a pint of ben and jerry's ice cream in the back of the freezer just to be sure it doesn't get devoured while time out of the house. Treat yourself to your favorite flavor. Anywhere ice cream is sold or find a new favorite at ben jerry dot com. That's b. e. n. j. e. the r. r. y. Dot com i i became aware of you probably similar to three hundred million so other human beings <hes> when stumbled upon a video online that showed you walking across the stage for college <hes> graduation and for those listening. You may be like why with three hundred million people watch a video like that. It's a janke cellphone video. There's no production company and we're going to deconstruct that why that was so mind blowing and so moving for so many people and <hes> so it's nice to be sitting here with you and kind of to dive into that back story you part of that has to do with i guess this your attraction to lead into sports as young kid. <hes> tell me over that yeah so just a grown-up. I love sports. I love competition and football in particular because he kinda let your you can be rough and you can be physical and you kinda let out anger and aggression. Although i wasn't wasn't an angry person i'm not at all very aggressive but when you put on the shoulder pads and the helmet like this aggression this new persona kind of comes out and it's just kind of fun and to be physical and tough and i was known for being physical and tough house able to continue my playing career. Go play college. Football ball wasn't like a big school like a full ride scholarship or anything like that but <hes> still be able to play competitive football strep on the shoulder pads and it was october sixteenth exceed two thousand ten his win the six game this season as a freshman is win. Everything really changed for me. <hes> were are you. I mean it's interesting. Also that you kind of say like step into this different identity when you are strapped on the past because i've heard that story from so many people right now it's almost like it it allows you to access a different part of yourself or did you feel like you really stepping into a whole different person access at different part of yourself that you don't don't let out again i wasn't i'm an aggressive person friendly. Happy go lucky. I'm a i'm a lover none of fighter but again you got the shoulder pads <hes> helmet on you feel invincible which is also part of the reason why there's a lot of injuries then also take place because when you put the helmet on you put the shoulder pad you think oh oh i'm invincible. I have protection <hes> i can go harder and faster and not get hurt wore. Obviously it's not the case but <hes> as things. Let's get more safe with protection also than you feel a bit more. You don't hold back as much yeah. We're you sort of like a risk taking aggressive kid just in general i was. I love a thrill and i that's something i've always enjoyed so coming up. Just like that quote fateful day <hes> you're in in college. You're planning game. Walk me through what happens. Yeah so six game season eighteen years old again freshman at luther college decor is small school and <hes> i'm on the kickoff team and remember running out for the kickoff and the kicker huddles with up and he calls the play mortar kick right which simply the short hiring hiring kick to the right side of the field and i don't know why would he just kick right because the kicker was so bad. Every kick was short and high arching but i'm excited because i play on the right side of the feel like this is my opportunity to make an impact and to be recognized. I'm trying to work my way up the ranks and <hes> so the ball kicked. I'm sprinting downfield pars. I can go and i see this opening forming and i know that bulk carrier. It's going to run through that whole. He's trying to score a touchdown. I'm going to stop them. My dry my shoulder so hard through his legs eggs. Hopefully he'll drop the ball while he's run through that hole and i hit him at full speed by mistake on my jump just by a split second so instead did of getting my head in front of the ball carry. My head clydes right with his legs in an instant is lose all feeling and movement for my neck down and i hear the collision in a people above me. The whistle blows the pile clears and i try pushing up off the ground. We unconscious at any point in your your conscious a conscious the whole time and i'm i'm trying to push off the ground. My arms aren't working. My legs aren't working. It just felt like i was ahead and i was really confused. I'm thinking well we'll maybe this is like a really bad stinger something that can pinched nerve that temporarily like turned off <hes> my body. Just give it a few minutes. I'll get up off the ground. You know wait wait. I can tell then the game stops for me. I'm thinking this is embarrassing. Everyone's waiting for me to get up so in your mind. I self conscious about what's going on. Oh yeah i'm completely conscious. It felt like a routine tackle like it wasn't a play where people are like ooh or like you. So you see something on television or you. See something alive and you cringe because of what happened. It wasn't like that at all then even feel like that and here i am just oceanus felt like just turn the power up to my body. I'm just waiting for the power to come back on. Are you aware of <hes> sound around you. At that moment like changes in sound. The crowd was buzzing. We are making a comeback. We were down on a couple of scores and we just scored a touchdown. We're trying to keep the momentum going and then someone's down motionless just cut sucks the life out of the stadium him and you can just just push here the wing going into that by trainers just talking to me and you'll see how doing so what was what was the trainer shame so firstly ki came over and he thought maybe it was a concussion. I was knocked unconscious and asked you know. Can you hear me. Can you see anything you know. I i can hear you fine i can see i know it's not a concussion. I just think it's a stinger. Just give me a few minutes. I'll get up off the ground and <hes> the eventually they roll me onto my back and i i'll never forget making eye contact with one of the student athletic trainers and when i rolled over and i made eye contact with her i could just see the fear in her eyes like she was terrified and i was that was like my first sense of something is wrong because my natural instinct is like look at the glass half full and that nothing i can happen to me so i never a million years thought something severe was going on. That's not where my mind goes to. My mind is always the positive spin or it's just a a freak accident or play where things are going to be fine because everything always worked out from everything went according to plan so when i saw her is it just it just started creep in a little bit and then they start asked me questions like chris. Can you make a fist with your hand. Dan try making a fist and nothing happens chris. Can you feel us touching your legs and i couldn't feel thang they kept asking these questions over and over again. I keep telling the same answer. Eventually the paramedics come over and they calling on for helicopter and that's when i knew okay this is serious at that point. I just close my eyes because that was the only thing i could do. You and i wanted to block out reality. I thought if i keep my eyes closed. Maybe this isn't happening. This is just a you know a dr- a nightmare that i'm experiencing. How did you didn't want to accept. It and i just begin to pray for god's. Please give me the strength. Let me get back to the silence. Let me be able to walk again. Just whatever you do you just don't change my life. I love my life like whatever you do. Don't change this plan for me but you know sometimes life as a better plan and for you than the plan you had for yourself so when you're <hes> you're lying on the field and you hear them call for <hes> helicopter. Were they telling you where they relating to what they thought was going on or what they thought was your reality. They didn't <hes> i had no idea what was going on and i think they probably knew what was going on but it was nothing that was communicated to even if they would've told me. I probably wouldn't have registered. I just didn't know anything about spinal cord injury like i just was completely oblivious to anything like that or that. You can even suffer a severe neck injury bad enough if the paralyze you like that <hes> so that was just not even crossing my mind at that point yeah i mean so this was also freshman year in college right yeah so so you're playing in front of a crowd of people assuming it has a whole bunch of your friends in that crowd also and obviously all your teammates. Have you talked to them in reflection about about what was going on in in their minds hearts at that moment to yeah i have in was actually kinda fun. I'm looking forward to did a documentary and they interviewed my friends. I've seen a couple of clips of what they said about that moment in that time and it was just really eerie feeling thing for them. It just all the life energy just got sucked out and when they had to resume play. No one had any sort of drive or motivation to play like everybody's thoughts were what's happening the chris and do i wanna keep playing after seeing something so devastating and actually my coach coach told me that they had a couple extra minutes before resuming play because the referee was so shukan up in crying that he had to collect himself before i even resuming the game the ref was fat sugar and up and then also my family was there i had <hes> a lot of family coming and there to watch and they actually eventually eventually came on the field the cheka me <hes> and they were concerned because typically when someone's injured on the field. You're rolling in pain. They're grabbing their neither either. Ankle there aren't there you can see the pain in them but the fact that i was just not moving at all really startling an eerie for everyone in in that stadium who from your family was there my mom my dad my older sister alex my grandma connie aunt and uncle yeah and i'm sure you've had a lot of conversations over the years about that with them. It's something that thankfully thankfully they. They were just confused. I was and they knew it was important for them to be strong for me. If they were panicking and freaking out i would definitely start panicking and freaking out so they kept strong kept it together and <hes> they kind of had had an optimistic outlook to just is trying to stay as positive you can in that situation with so much unknown uncertainty. We just didn't know what was happening. <hes> so that almost the unknown and the uncertainty the gravity of the situation almost helped kind of numb that situation if we would've known really what was going on it could have been much more emotional like distraught yeah so you eventually <hes> i guess get hell of act to center where they can take care of you yes and they they start diving and exploring and doing whatever testing to do what did you learn who when i was getting the helicopter i began to lose the ability debris and was something that i understand why i was losing the ability to breathe but <hes> later find out that it was a spinal cord injury a c three c four fracture a great for dislocation which is me right below your skulls were that fracture is and so it affects everything <hes> not just like your legs. It affects your lungs. It affects your arms and so it was a pretty very severe injury injury and when i woke up the next day is when they told me that a three percent chance of ever regaining any feeling or movement back below the neck to look up from a lot from surgery from surgery emergency surgery so they flew me out to mayo clinic in minnesota and went through a series of checks since scans m._r._i. X ray i'd had to go through traction where they have to break your neck back together how to be awake for that which was brutal and then eventually. I was ready for surgery surgery so you come out of surgery on the next day and this is when they tell you a case of this what we found. That's when the doctor gives you this three percent number. That's correct. Tell me more about that moment. What it was like entering the twilight zone. It was like this sound like my ears has started ringing and it's just like is this reality is really happening to me and <hes> it just seemed like everything else that he was saying to me just kind of went away and just thinking about that number in my life and just again trying to like understand uh-huh. Is this my life. I is this like my worst nightmare and this is actually happening to me and eventually we'll just kind of came to it. Was this feeling of desperation and the urgency that i can't accept this like this is not going to be my life in so i say no way not me. This is not going to be my life. I'm i'm not going to be that ninety seven seven percent that doesn't recover from this. I'm gonna do whatever it can to be that three percent and so i just went to work and i just started doing the only thing i could do at the time with which which was the non my head yes and no not in my head yes and no for hours. We'll take a giant. Baba hedges bound my head around. Could you speak the timer. I could good it was a whisper because my lungs were so weak and thankfully i didn't need a ventilator to keep me to breathing times when with mike an injury people are on a ventilation system <hes> sometimes their whole life and sometimes it's definitely in the beginning but i was able to not depend on it which was a huge huge just step forward but yeah everything was like a whisper breath one word at a time to communicate <hes> but yeah it was just kind of like a chip and away a little little baby steps badges focused on the progress that kinda helped me. Keep going yeah it. I mean it's interesting. When <hes> years the guy knew somebody that was <hes> involved in spinal injury rehab and they'd worked with lada different people and they told me that you know that their observation was that the true healing began when somebody sort of like quote accepted did the reality that they were never going to get their sensation back. Get their feeling back and so it's interesting for me to to hear your lens and sake like like you heard three percent and for you. It wasn't about saying <unk>. I'll accept that and just built my life around like whatever that number is. Your response was and i guess assist to this day. That's not going to be me yeah. I mean the what was going to be me was three percent. I didn't the odds did intimidate me because i was just that determined that i was going to be part of the the right side of those odds right that that three percent nothing any seven percent it doesn't recover and i think it's coming goes back to you know who was the person that just that competitive nature in me and just all the failures and disappointments. I've i've had in my life with like school. Athletics and somebody workouts games. Were just felt like you felt like giving up but you knew you had to keep going. All those little moments is i think really added up to this big moment back gave me that resiliency and that courage and the confidence to just keep going. Did you ever have so that doctor and gets. Maybe even the team that you began to overtime more with. Did you ever have conversations with them. That were something along the aligns of what's the difference like is is there a difference between the ninety seven percents three percents to i might have control over if so like what what would i do that would shift. The odds knew what was really like surprising to me. Was i was going into it thinking doctors. There's in hot they have it all figured out. They know the answers to everything and this was something that they did not have any answers to they. Just have have kind of these statistics that they can kind of base off of every spinal cord injuries so different from the other that you can't. It's really hard to quantifying quantifying and like put it all in one category so that was really hard for me. I'll never forget. I mean right before surgery. I asked the surgeon is the question that was just like burning earning and sodomy bows too scared to ask until they did like all their medical tests and before they i thought we have the answers and ask them. You know we'll ever be able to walk again and and you know the look on his face it was you know pretty disappointing but he i don't know in that surprise me. I'm like wait. You're the doctor you're the surgeon you should know right and then as time went on i realized that there's a lot of question marks surrounding spinal cord injuries. They just really don't know and so when a doctor or someone tries to tell you what your future's going to look like it's it's kind of impossible to actually predict that most of the cases yeah ah to where do you go from there well. I just try to inch along like trying to get as much back as i could and you know so many times i question though like is this ever going to pay off my wasting my time just <hes> training and wanting to get my life back but some there's a moment that really just just changed everything for me and it came about the fourth night of the hospital. Stay and at nighttime was the worst. I hate on a bad because that's when all your thoughts your doubts just pour in and i would cry myself to sleep. I'm like again a prisoner my own body thing about my future. Will i ever go back to school at the level. My parents parents the rest of my life by always being wheelchair. We'll ever walk play sports. Well ever be happy in on this fourth night. This physician comes in and check my vials about four a._m. I can't sleep. I never could slave what they've played. Check my vitals and they leave but this physician checks my vile. She comes over my bedside. She gets down on one eight. She says is chris. Look me in the eyes and she was kind of mean about it and i locked eyes with her and she's a short slender woman and <hes> probably in your sixties he's and reddish hair glasses schist voice that sounds like she came straight out of a western movie and she says mom's georgia i'm from wyoming. Do you know anyone from wyoming. I say no. I'm thinking where is this going has four a._m. And then she says people from wyoming don't tell lies and i want you to know you will beat this. You will beat this and i just broke down crying right there on the spy. I need to hear those words so badly it just restored my faith and my hope and the thing about georgia was that she just say you can beat this that you will beat this and i believer during that's where up to that point you know questioning the time in the effort that i was putting into it and after that i never held back and i just went into a full force horse yeah. Did you see her again or is it one time well. She was kind of part of the team. <hes> banal like a full time member of like my medical teams who would make visits every once in a while so it was kind of a rare encounter but i did happen to tell her though like couple years later <hes> how much that moment meant to me and like that just really changed everything for me and i mean i heard you know chris. You can do do this like keep going believe in yourself. I heard that from a lot of people but it was just something special when it came from her in that moment at that time that just really gave me that confidence to move forward yeah when you saw her those years later and share that with her. Did she remember that moment. Also i think she did. I think she she knew and remembered who i was and i feel like she did remember it as i told her. It seemed like it really made her emotional allows telling her just how much that didn't mean to me <hes> so i think i don't know there's like this angel. There's like came in my room and just <hes> changed everything yeah. Let's face it. Travel can be pretty exiting. It can really take a toll on your body mind and that is why i love westin in hotels and resorts their entire reason for being is your wellbeing which is why their wellness offerings are treated with one thing in mind you me us. They have an email eat well menu that is created with fresh ingredients which makes good nutrition and delicious fair so much easier on the road. I don't know about you but that's always been a big challenge for me and they've got an on demand fitness gear lending program that lets you pack light and still be able to work out and stay fit and also super important their heavenly bed helps you conquer day by giving you perfect rest during the night all created just for you me us so we can rise ready to conquer our day explore at weston dot com a a member of marietta bond boy so from there i mean there's you know substantial now. It's basically okay so let me see what i can do. You know let me see what i'm actually capable of which requires not just people working on you from the outside outside in but he massive a herculean effort from you yeah no i. I was just so committed. I i went from like one hour a day of p._t. O._t. Physical therapy occupational therapy went up to three hours and i was like the maxim out. Was that choice you were like more and more and more or was it yeah more more more but then like three hours is like that's the limit on my three hours now so i asked him for a fourth hour they say no but why not they said well. No one's really asked for a fourth hour. I will mention. I got that fourth hour before hours wasn't enough and i asked where fit our. They said no again this time they they meant it instead. I had my therapist oh right up workouts that i could do on my own outside of my schedule therapy time so if i wasn't working <hes> roy wasn't sleeping. I was working <hes> just trying to do every very little thing that i could <hes> whether it was scheduled or not scheduled and just use that time the hospital now time to relax and watch t._v. or distract myself with like electronics or anything like that but to really dive into my training just knowing that whatever i did today would impact my future. Did you <music>. I'm curious. Did you have a goal in your mind like by the time i leave here. I want to be able to to do x. or feel xer i did my goal was to walk out of the hospital title. I was dead set. I'm going to walk this hospital and like no one can tell me differently like diehard that kind of mindset it as i was going and i was working being towards that goal it became more and more clear though i wasn't going to walk independently the hospital now eventually though i did get some strength back in my legs and how was able to stay with the system and take steps with assistance but it wasn't like i was going to independently walkout gather like i think that was my goal when you get to the point where you finally do leave the hospital. Were you okay just psychologically emotionally with the fact at that you had created this vision in your mind and you weren't you were not in fact leaving in that same place it was constant battle and what gave me a piece about it was working really hard. I was spending all day towards this goal so the lack of effort wasn't the reason why i wasn't walking talking out of that building and that was like a sense of just peace and contentment on my part and i still viewed my injury as a placeholder like like each separate a._c._l. You know there's after maybe nine months you kind of get back to how you used to be your or more. I kind of thought of that with my spinal coordinator. This is just a wheelchair. I just thought this is just temporary and this is just how it is. It just takes time and i'm just gonna work as hard as they can until that time comes just walk independently yeah so you do start to get a certain amount of mobility and sensation back by the time you leave. You're you're still still dependent on equipment on people <hes> to be around you help you did you go. Did you go back home at that point. Did you school. What was the next move for you. So the first first move was to go home and that was like right in time for like summer. So i was home for summer doing my rehab there then that fall i and went back to luther college and thankfully i was able to do that because in my older sister alex actually just graduated from college and she was able to live off campus so she can help me with that transition they also have about like five six buddies move into an apartment with me and they all act as my full time caregivers so warren warren guy would help me get up in the morning change another person to help me get the class then to the cafeteria food so wanna give me the physical therapy occupational therapy and you know the list goes on and on of all these people kind of came together to help me with that transition because house completely dependent on other people yeah. How did you leaving leaving to go back to school. What was going through your mind. How did you feel it was tough. I'll never forget the first time i went with my teammates to the football meeting eighty to get ready for fall and as the coach is talking to the players getting them ready for the season and just realizing i'm not going to be part of it. I'm just a cheerleader now. This is not like just how frustrated i was like. This is a life. I was supposed to live like playing football. How supposed to be the starter kind of the up and comer. That's going to make a difference be this all american and now i can barely move it was huff and then you're going through campus and yet the change all your routes. You have to learn all the accessible routes. You can't just skip down the stairs to the classroom. Yes to to go all the way down the hall up this elevator then go down this hall to get to your classroom. That's right there. <hes> just all these little things that you knew you can navigate gate just fine now. You can't even transition back to my house. May room was on the second floor in knowing that i'm not going to be able to see my room and moving on the main floor makeshifts room for myself. It was every single. I like that was painful and you know like greb it. I i'd really had to just grieve in. Let go of that and that was selena. I've i always have to do every time i encounter of first of some sort. There's like a grieving of. I can't do this anymore. I'm not going to be able to probably for a long time if ever and just letting being back go off your chest. I mean you know there are those first and then there's also because you were luther already. He like you had a community. You had friends because of what happened to you. I'm guessing kinda like everybody knew who you are when you come back which on the one hand is a good thing but on the the other hand also i imagine could be kind of weird and strange and almost pressure felt yeah. You can't blend them right like when you're the token one i'm only prison in like in a wheelchair pretty much on campus and with that kind of injury on a football field yeah. Everybody knows who you are and <hes> <hes>. There's no more really blending in the people who knew you before. When you came back people struggle to try and figure figure out how do i are you different. How do i relate to you now is it was there i mean did. I imagine they're sort of like an adjustment period for everybody trying to figure takeout caso. Is it okay to ask this like you're doing hug. You not hustling literally do yeah there was there was kind of awkward tension like you. You know who is chris now or how is he. I think though pretty quickly <hes> they realize though chris is still chris like whether <hes> <hes> up in walking running or not like you still who you are and that your physical physical abilities don't really define who you are and i had ormat from my spinal cord injury because i was thinking oh man like i'm an athlete like on this strong independent guy who am i now. I don't have that anymore in will people still like me in like we'll. How would they think of me. How do i even think of myself by realize people care about who you are how you make them feel feel the value and the joy and the love that you give us what really matters to people not whether you fast you can run which i mean those are fun. Things are important things. Don't don't get me wrong but <hes> it does look like when it comes down to it. People want to be on people that you like and give wife so you're back. You're in college. You can't re integrating into this new reality your new life and you're also you're at that point. You're young man yelich nineteen twenty at that point. Yeah i came matter school. <hes> nineteen years old right and that's also a time where a lot of guys in college are looking for love or dating are having relationships chefs. What's going through your mind at that point in terms of what's the future of me and relationships. Oh yeah i mean thinking about that was scary in hauntingly hunting. Will anyone want to be with me and sign up to help me in to have to take the side road to get to the accessible row. There's something like little extra steps that you take being in a wheelchair. There's extra planning. There's extra equipment mantha. There's just extra everything in we'll someone wanna deal with all that in the lack of mobility and also wrapped up the idea that as the man that you should be this protector and <hes> you opened the front door for the girl and <hes> you go on hikes bike garage. You know things like that. I wrapped my mind into but <hes> i began against lowly to see that that's not always important to every girl and every person and again it comes back to how you make people feel and the beloved that you give off so i began to slowly see that the possibility that that's not everything yeah eventually you do find somebody i did. It's kinda funny story. The way that happens it was through online and start talking to her and she began drilling with questions of about my injury in about everything that unfolded in how i handled that with so much grace and positively and not that it was all grayson positive i mean there's dark moments moments where i felt like giving up but overall i handled it you know with optimism in she was really curious and emily and so i really felt me made me feel open confident in like when you address someone's like vulnerability that i don't know there's a connection there so you just feel like yourself and so she really got me to open up and talk about it and most people are scared to go there <hes> other than maybe like interviewing with you. You're you know someone like that but usually just like. You're a friend or someone that you encounter. They're not gonna ask you questions about what's like waking up from surgery and things like that but she would rat four and i just felt really connected to her and eventually we met in person and she didn't stare at my hands or my legs eggs or my chair. She just looked into my eyes and talk to me and wanted to get to know me and she was also beautiful if that helps to it's interesting so you guys ended up writing a book called the the seven longest yards and we'll get to why why it's called that too but it's interesting because is in the book you guys trade chapters. You know it's it's both of your story from your own point of view along the way to kind of fun to see what's going through your mind at that that moment in time and then what's going through her mind in the moment in time and like where it lines up and then where it doesn't live up to what your your individual fears and concerns are but you you know. It seems like after meeting. I mean it was interesting because i i know she wrote that. When you had both started talking about meeting in person because <hes> this was a while where you would just kind of carrying on from a distance and texting and stuff like that. I guess she had some maybe you invited her are to come to a friend's house i and she had concerns a masterly going to somebody's house versus so you guys ended up surly choosing a public space yeah when emily and i wanted to meet we finally got the same city. 'cause we lived a couple of hours apart as a friend's house and trying to figure out how to me and so i invite over to my friends signs and she's like no. I don't wanna do that and i'm thinking okay. That's a rejection. She's not wanna meet up <hes> but in reality you know she just wasn't gonna go over to stranger's house with a bunch of guys so kudos to her for thinking that through but then she suggested why don't i just come over and pick you up and just throw your your chair in the back and i'll just we drive somewhere to eat and i'm thinking oh no. She has no idea the gravity of my situation like she's not going to be able to transfer transfer me into a car in my chair's going to fit in her little two door yellow car like she doesn't get how like paralyzed i am. I am like she. Maybe thinks i fully recovered like this is going to be a disaster disappoint her so i was my mind just went to not the optimistic side of thing and finally though we met public meeting spot and she never forget her just walking across the street coming towards me and my i'm pretty sure my jaw just drops. <hes> just thinking holy cow like this girl is beautiful like she. It was an amazing person. I can just tell like her heart and how beautiful she was on the inside and then seeing her in person was just like it was it was unbelievable. I call it love. At first i something i never believed them but when i saw her and just knowing who she was and i was in love right away yeah and sounds sounds like she kind of felt the same way although took a while for you guys to get to that place. Did you know she just got relationship. She wasn't actually looking for a relationship. There was like this curiosity john towards me and she she knew she wanna friendship and i wanted something more but you know i was also pretty guarded to not let my hopes like get crushed <hes> so things start out slowly but we just had an instant connection and just love being around each other talking to each other and things just kind of blossomed from there yeah so as you guys are getting closer and eventually into falling in love the backdrop to this is your also still. You're back in school. You know like you're you're working on the degree. You're doing academics and at the same time you're still working physically to to rehabilitate to recover to regain control and strengthened sensation. What's what's happening with the progress there while this is going on yeah so at this point. I'm still young undoing three hours a day on top of my school load <hes> just to walk across the stage in my college graduation that was that was my goal yeah and i told her about it and she she loved the idea and she actually came alongside became a personal trainer. Mine actually probably the best personal trainer i've ever had just pushing pushing me encouragement and doing extra things <hes> to get ready for this walk so <hes> you know i was walking the big walker and with someone like standing behind behind me kind of helping me with like the barrel i could take steps and slowly progressing. Why didn't need as much help. It used to be like any like three people like an army of people to to help me walk and support me in balance me and then it just went from three people. The two people helped me walk and then it was to one person in a walker and then it was just one person and just stripped away equipment and people as i went along yeah and and at the same time i mean when you and emily i met you aren't living in the same place no so she had to commute <hes> about two and a half hours each way to just to come see me and i couldn't drive live at the time so i had no way to go see her as she was always the one to come see me <hes> so there was also that distance that was challenging winging it also just a lot of the work load went on to her to to do the driving to help me get from place to place. I was scared to let her help me because puts you feel weak when sometimes when you ask for help <hes> but really there's there's more strength come out of asking for help than there is just keeping been inside and not asking so eventually able to slowly ask for more help and became even closer as a result yeah. Tell me more about who she s. Where her heart is yes emily has this passion is energy for helping kids who have come from rough. Places kids have been abused traumatize who've been placed in the foster care system who don't know what love is. They don't feel that they're special. She gravitates towards those kids and <hes> she's mentor a ton of kids and she just has is burning desire the help anyone who's hurting and she has his way way to getting through to you just the way she got through to me to open up and the feel comfortable the talk to her she can do that with like anybody and she really gravitates towards kids who been placed in foster care and group homes <hes> kids who don't have that support and love and she wants to be there for them to give that to them. Yeah it seems seems like you guys are wealth well-suited for each other and a lot of ways so as as you're heading towards the final year before graduation your fall in love with her you're doing as much as you possibly can to <hes> to regain strength <hes> and she becomes effectively like your your partner in life and also your personal trainer your chief motivational officer caregiver caregiver at the same time <hes>. Are you guys living together. At that time. Yes we were we so we moved to michigan <hes> so while things go the walk across the stage it became important and then she found this trainer mike barr dr with us this former michigan strength and conditioning coordinator works professional teams and he's helped a couple people walk independently who were in severe cases like mine and when we saw that and we saw the opportunity they had an opening for me to be at their training facility and michigan. I knew i had to jump on it but in order to get in his program and to take full advantage of it to also get into it before the graduation walk had a move there and we should say you're in iowa before i was i was in iowa and i didn't really have a whole lot of suitors to wanna. Don't do that with me and i'm we just graduated college so it just i just felt like we had to do this. In order for me to walk independently gave me hope that maybe i could walk independently that things are going to be different now. If i can just get in this program and so i was gonna find any way i could get in that program. She felt the same way <hes> found an apartment apartment and decided to move in together that wasn't really are planned to to move in that early and before marriage but it was something that if felt like we had to do like we chance to walk again yeah. <hes> wasn't your plan to move in together before marriage i mean i know you're so you're both very driven by faith. Yes so when it's almost like that when the circumstance kind of like from a practical standpoint just like yeah. This isn't what we wanna to do. This isn't sorta like what we envisioned. You know did that cause any sort of like internal conversations or conflicts regis both look. We have our faith where were were were steady in. It and we understand why we're doing this and we're okay with it. Yeah that's pretty much. What we came down to was that just the understanding of yeah this now how we we drew it up but just very unconventional circumstance and it just again it was like this was the last hope the last last chance for something to happen now for me and my wife to walk again because at that point too i felt like i needed to walk independently for me to feel successful in life. I felt like if i would not end up walking independently like i failed. I was a failure and that really drove rove me so it wasn't until we partnered up with fully that the life project team actually started to pay attention engine to how much time we spend sitting hunched over every day whether it's doing research in the home office or here in the podcast studio just a lot of our stuck in a potentially intentionally uncomfortable position so to feel better at work we want to introduce you to fully fully transforms the way we feel at work and home with desks and chairs and other tools also keep our bodies moving and our minds engaged fully. Jarvis is the best reviewed standing desk on the planet and <unk> is gorgeous by the way it's rock solid yet incredibly. Did we affordable since they go direct to you cutting out any middle person markups and fully helps incorporate movement into your day nor to kind of get the blood flowing and just let your mind stay engaged. Stop your body from just kind of walking down fully also offers more than desk. They have a huge variety of active sitting tears in conference tables in sofas and other workplace products accessories and from product selection to space planning felicia is really dedicated to helping you and your team bring your full <unk> active selves to work so fully helps you feel better at work and to transform your workspace. Go to fully dot com slash good life. That's f. u. L. l. y. Dot com slash good life or just click the link in the show notes so you guys packing up driving driving what ten twelve hours to michigan <hes> setting up home. They're setting up shop there. You're in intensive <hes> theory to make this half and still but the you're in the near term goal is still wanna walk across the stage and you're both in it together. Take me to the couple days leading up up to that moment to graduation yes so i planned a surprise proposal <hes> to propose emily the day before my graduation walk and i was way we're nervous for the proposal in the walk in front of thousands of people and it was a really great surprise so we restaurant that we loved and they were closed during the day and they had a banquet room so i had my family set up you know candles in like rose petals said they will you marry me and pictures of us and knees measly got a videographer photographer there and everything in place for toilet interviews later that day they want to check in on us and and that we could go over to this restaurant to get my graduation gift and so she got already dressed up to go over to this restaurant and leader into the back room and boom that she comes in the room or jaw drops she covers her mouth like in shock and i asked her to marry me and she said yes and you it would have been really awkward if she would know but it all worked out ahead like family and friends and then come afterwards and stella great with us but it was just a beautiful moment moment i i couldn't even eat that day. I was so nervous that and then the next morning you know is the day where you're going to like. This is what you've been working for so hard and did that did that day before did that moment where you doing all the preparation and then you ask emily marry you and she says yes to that at all. Change the way you felt about what was going to happen the next day and made it more special that i'm out walking across the stage with my girlfriend <music>. I'm walking across the stage with the love of my life. The person will spend the rest of my life with my fiance. It just made the moment just like that much more special for for me and you know i wouldn't have anybody else to walk me stage but her so it was just it just made it that much more special to the next day arrives and and you and emily both there there's a thousands of people here like this commencement and and you come up to the side of the stage or in your wheelchair your with her just before this this thing that you've been working so hard for what's going through your mind. I was so nervous. I wanted to just prove to myself. I wanted to prove to everyone just how hard i've worked in that. When you do work hard good things can happen so it was important to me that i it could show my progress that made and i wanted people to be proud. I wanted to feel proud about myself and that all the time and all the effort five did put into this crazy goal that it was worth it and so i had all this anxiety about it. That was awesome really nervous too. I thought it was gonna get like booed off. The stage because graduations graduations are long and it's hot and it just it can be brutal at graduations and i'm thinking people are gonna be so mad. I'm taking so long they go across the stage that also that in the back of my mind like a book i gotta get across stage so people don't get mad and they're sweating and everyone's fanning themselves off <hes> so you know getting up and emily stands me up and you just hear this roar of cheer and from the the crowd and as an athlete i'm i'm pretty tunnel vision and i'm focused at the task at hand you block out the audience and people around you but you can't help but notice i notice this to the roar in the room and as i'm taking steps clapping you on the corner is he people in standing and then when i turn i'd get the diploma look out just like a wave a banks. You know the whole room standing cheering and everyone's crying. Everyone was bawling their eyes out. I i was like what is going on. Like what just happened like. I did not anticipate. Just the amount of tears were flowing. I had some of my guy a lot of my guy friends. Obviously were there and they're all. I've never seen any of them cry before and they're all crying what is going on someone just cutting onions in the room but after though i get back to my seat which i was already in my seat we'll to my spot. I just felt this like weight on my shoulders. Just like be view lifted. I just dropped and just took a deep breath and just it just felt good to just to be done with it because i put too much pressure on myself and just just also grateful for how well yeah and that was the moment that you know where we started our conversation where i said you know that somebody i guess captured was his family member. Someone who capture my friend of mine michael crocker he also did then the proposal to my best friends and i told them to the videotape it and he did an awesome job yeah and so that video goes online and and all of a sudden goes massively massively viral and you've got a ton of attention on on you at that point up until now i mean there were there was your family that we close friends or the people who kind of new at luther and knew what you were going through. Who who who knew your story and there was a bit of media when when you first got injured right but after that a lot of it had kind of like died away and then when this thing goes massively really massively viral online all of a sudden. You've got the world looking at you again. What was that like for you survival. I could just like when i get it on the interview just like deer in the headlights. I felt like i was pretty. Am i going to have done a lot of interviews but doing live interviews is a different beast than in just taping an interview on their forget. The very first one was fox and friends in <hes> they do like times remote locations where they have like a backdrop up behind you but you're just looking at a camera in like mike peace in your ear and you're talking to the camera. You're talking nothing just so the person in your ear so it's weird that you're on live t._v. Talking to someone in your ear you came and see them but just try not to mess up was like my my goal and thankfully i mean we made it through just over the years. Obviously we've been able to get better and <hes> we also made it and just an opportunity now add value to people versus just just telling my story which we hope is inspirational gives people hope but hopefully every time we had the opportunity to to share our message message that <hes> we can also add more value to people versus. Just what happened yeah. I mean it's also an interesting moment for you right because <hes> if i had the chance to talk to a number of olympic olympic athletes who've competed directly meddled so it's like they they did what they came to do. And then they came back home and they dropped into deep depressions so like you're coming off of this one big moment you'd work for a number of years at that point for this one moment right and it's almost compounded because you fall in love crosses major threshold of becoming engaged to the woman like that you absolutely love and this one moment of walking across the stage. You worked worked so hard you did it. You made it happen and then what it's like to end. You've also graduated school so say okay so this these like things that have given the reason to just work so hard and a purpose to wake up in the morning sake okay. So where do we go next so exactly what we after. We've get back to our little apartment in michigan and it's like okay. What is next <hes>. I mean we had the wedding coming up so we had that to look forward to but yeah it was a lot of question marks of what where do we go from here and you that you'd think it would be like a fairytale ending and just everything everything you live happily ever after but you know this is a real story real-life brian and <hes> you know it really hits emily heart and what i didn't unrealized at the time was that emily buried herself into the graduation walk into my dreams because she was so oh she was hurting so much inside <hes> like i was talking about her passion to helping kids which she was doing what she would carry the pain the suffering and that every kid was that she mentor was having and she put it on her shoulders that it was her responsibility to help them and that it was up to her to make a difference off and when she started to realize the more she experienced in the more she was trying to help in these kids who are in these worst spots imaginable that she could do she. She couldn't fix them. It really wait on her heart and darkened her art. Were in her mind. Where cheerleader depression after everything everything that happened and what i thought would be a time to plan. Her wedding became just like a battle between the two of us <hes>. We just went round and round women. I didn't realize at the time but she was going through the depression and i just i was eve. I was you know it's just a bad attitude like it's <hes> my went through spinal cord injury. I thought you know i've been through it through it. All like you just gotta look on the bright side and and you know it's mental health is something you treat. It's you see a doctor for you. See someone ford's you break a bone. You see a doctor. I mean mental health both should be treated the same way and just because you can't see it as a make it not real i mean i i wonder also it. May maybe you s spoke about this when it was going on whether you know for you. You've got to recalibrate after you know like okay. So what is this thing. I'm waking up in the morning for like what is my next next thing but for her. It's almost like it seems like being your caretaker your coach <hes> your partner was also a bit of a coping mechanism. It's like a gave for something else to focus on <hes> and then when that like that big thing goes away and she all of a sudden just all the pain that she had taken on and yet. There's not as much to distract our from that. So how do you guys navigate through that moment. Yeah you know fighting <hes> i and then eventually there's an opportunity to move the florida my p._t. Those working really closely with he got relocated to afford a facility. Did you know i. I told her that he was moving and she's like well. Let's move with them was go down to florida. Why why stay michigan cole michigan will. I want to put any anymore on her plate. She was overwhelmed and stressed in <hes> where it was just a lot of back and forth between the two of us and then we moved to florida and gave her another distraction where i thought things were we're going back to where there were like back to normal and it was a great distraction again but it came back to the pressuring zayed's thet set in even worse but thankfully she got enough courage to go to church and it was the the church service in the worship. Just it just gave her the confidence that okay. I do need help i. I can't do this alone because she's such an independent person. She hates being vulnerable. She like soon everything herself and she's such a strong willed person and <hes>. She hated the idea of anyone knowing that she was suffering. I was the only person that knew that she was going through anxiety depression. She made it like her mission that no one else would find out and not even her family even her family. She's really close to her family. She loves her family. They love her dearly. They would do anything the helper but the idea of them knowing that she needed help and she was struggling terrified her just like she just wanted to always be the strong. I haven't figured out kind of person and she knew she wasn't until the idea of being revealed. I guess in a way just haunted her and she'd miss mamie. Swear not to tell oh anyone <hes> she even threaten me because i told her emily like you. Gotta touch your mom. Talk to somebody like you. You need to see somebody and and she said if you ever tell anyone i mean anyone my my family a friend i will just empty out my bank account and i will leave and you'll never see me again and she. She was dead serious fast in a really dark place. She wasn't a very dark place and i didn't worrying about what if <hes> if i did talbot at the same time if i don't tell and some of the worst happened like i live myself and it was like this constant wrestling match in my heart of like what do i do. How can i help but thankfully she got that strength that i can't do this alone and then she went and saw a <hes> like a mental health therapists psychologists that prescribed her antidepressants and anxiety mess in they said within a couple of weeks you you should feel differently within a couple of weeks that just like flip of a switch and make everything balanced out and she was back to just loving life and i guess she's still you know big part of her heart still in playing this role of helping the kids who are in deep need. How does she and how do you together 'cause. You're a union at this point moved through this window like okay. So where do we go from here and how do we <hes>. Helping kids is such a big part of it. It's not like i'm gonna walk away from that to remove the source of pain you know in fact you guys kind of went in the opposite direction yeah we did because she learn how to handle it in versus taking everything onto her shoulders. She put it on the god. It was the faith that just changed everything and she new she wasn't supposed to carry all those burdens and responsibilities that it's not her job to do that and the burdens were weighing her down on where she became paralyzed from doing anything about it because she wanted to guard or south but by putting the weight on to god allowed her freed her from it was like kinda chains of doing everything herself and having to fix everything and she just realize that wasn't her responsibility. She can't fix everyone everything on her timing. It's god's timing and it just allowed her the freedom to do everything in her power to help kids so our first foster child that we accepted 'cause we got <hes> license was a seventeen year old before we jump to that we should probably just insert in there that you guys ended up getting married but one of the goals also was new walking down the aisle after you got married with her which all happen and it was beautiful and it's actually you can read a lot more about it in your book and also there's a documentary entry. I'm coming around so as you're starting to live together. Though then you start to think okay so <hes> i think matt family and kids and it rolls into this part hardly conversation yeah. I mean we again. We kind of went unconventional where we took in kids into our home before we were married. This was even before you <hes>. This is a couple of years. I didn't realize that yeah <hes> so we took in whitley who seventeen years old at the time <hes> when we were twenty three and twenty four we just just moved into florida and how that came about was the girl that emily mentor just one of her willie's reason why she knew about the foster care your system because when she was mentoring whitley when emily was in high school <hes> willy went to the foster care system at the age of eleven and seeing that process and everything that entails broke her heart and then we knew she wanted to help those kids and when will he became seventeen. She called and it was like i had nowhere to go. Oh i'm going to send me to a juvenile detention where they're just going to lock me up and tell age out of the system we please take me in at this point. We at he's been in a lot of trouble. <hes> there is a lot of history with substance abuse and <hes> laundry list of things that have happened where no one one was willing to take that on <hes> but she knew that emily might and so i'm lyn i we we talked about it and we felt like this was an opportunity unity to save a life and also at this time this is before emily got out of her depression and anxiety like it wasn't like it was constant depression russian anxiety. It was just like it'd be really bad for a couple of days and it would lift for a couple of days so it's not like it's always steady but i knew something happened to whitley and we didn't you do anything about it i i i think the worst would happen potentially to emily and i knew that we had a chance on whitley and i knew that emily would do everything in her power to give whitley the life that she needs and we give her more balance and stability and love than anyone else could good in her situation so we said yes we took her on and became parents to someone who is six seven years younger than us was alike as you can imagine and <hes> you know when seventeen year old comes in and they have their own views on life and how things should work and i'm trying to show them a different way. You know you know a better way to cope into handle situation. So you know a lot of run ins with the school school teachers and getting in trouble <hes> those were pretty tough to handle you when you're only twenty three and twenty four because a lot of fun moments do so when she recall the snake one day i went to go get her and went to the nurse's office. I'm here to pick up whitley and the nurse looked at me funny and she's like well students. <unk> aren't allowed to check another student out and then we'll times and no one no. That's my dad and the look on the nurses. Face is just like what i back just so confused and there's been so many moments like that were show referred to us as mom and dad in public and people are like turn their head like what trying to figure figure that out but that's always been a fun fun thing to do but yeah i mean there's there's a lot of moments where he felt like. Nothing that we're doing is working. There's not one thing that's working. Nothing's getting through to her but over time you start to see the progress and <hes> shoot able to graduate high school which there's a lot of times. We think it was gonna happen but thankfully she was able to. She worked really hard and so taking with leeann <hes> on the one hand. It's like you think okay so given the scenario that you guys were having giving that. Emily was still sort of like emerging in and out in the right direction but it's in and out and the outside in like probably people around you. I'm guessing we're like this. Is this is madness like you can't like this is the worst that you could hustle do and you guys did it and it sounds like while it was really hard. It was also amongst the best things that he did. Oh yeah definitely on the best thing we've ever done. Bostering and dotting is by far the best thing that we've ever done just giving someone who doesn't feel loved their special have helping them see that their loved and special is. It's just something that i'll forever treasure and same with i might but yeah i mean my parents were like what are you thinking like. Have you actually thought about this like this. Scenario title of raising a seventeen year old bay just thought we were crazy and emily family. They always kind of expected this out of emlyn away. She's she's always been that passionate and carrying doing so much that they they weren't really bad surprise but my parents are like what you know use only twenty three twenty four. You don't wanna parent this young. You're not married and all these things but we just felt called to do it and again but this time the one new though emily was going through <hes> but we knew despite what emily was going through that would again we will give me a better life than a group home or anything junior. Take anything better than that. I mean just because she was in that state doesn't mean she couldn't be there to love her and care for her. Maybe not as much watch as she potentially could but they're still love and care to be given yeah so this also <hes> whitley becomes the first kid in who comes into your home but not by a very long shot lost yes yeah then after he'd graduate high school <hes> we decided added to open our home for one child under the age of two and then the first call comes in and two kids two year old and a two month old. Emily's like chris we do. This is crazy. We can't take him to kids like that. Sounds like madness. I don't know how to take care of kids and eventually she's pretty convincing and we said yes and then realize and i realized that okay. We can do this and so they come in. They're scared out of their minds and be girl this attachment to him and it became hooked him. We just knew we had to be doing this. The rest for allies and we kept inviting more kids in opening your home to two more children and mentioned. We got up to five even before we got married. He had five kids with you. Yes before marriage before marriage and also kids that came from other homes and i'm guessing also tough circumstances and a lotta kisses. Oh yeah. I mean one child that we came. He been kicked out of every foster home that he's been a part art of every daycare. He's been a part of and he came to our house and emily and i we we worked with them and we didn't give up on him and he went from pulling hair ears screaming. Just grabbing things just biking. It just broke. I can't tell you how many decorations he broke in the screen with a screened in porch and just for fun he he loved the rip holes in it it just it was a nightmare at times but <hes> we just kept praising him when he did do the right thing and he just wanted attention. My key always got attention when he did something bad from his previous locations and so we began to give him attention for me did things the right way and started give attention to the negative. Thanks thanks less than less than it really began to transform him and he became a a great little kid so you're both going through your own own stuff. You're in your early mid twenty s at this point. There's no instruction manual for parenting least none that i've ever seen you it was ever shown us and it's interesting because what you're sharing sorta like a lot of behavioral modeling and sorta likely how do we actually work work with kids who really troubled and struggled in a way that that shows a level sorta like wisdom and observation and awareness from somebody who you wouldn't necessarily expect from like your average twenty something year old in this situation in any situation. Yeah i mean again so emily grew up nurturing that she grew up to mentor ship program. She did a family services to greet. She's worked at group homes volunteered at groups on group homes. That's that's been high. Life has been her life working with kids who have been troubled than who've gone through rough things and who have behaviors and so. She has his his level of patience. It's in commitment and love and a forty. That is a really special blend plus. We've also been educated ourselves. <hes> so there's like this great book called the connected child <hes> which i recommend to anyone who's ever adopted her in a foster premise became our manual hand too while these behaviors and so we educate katie ourselves we've gone through some experiences and she just has it's just natural ability to get through to kids which gave me the confidence in the first place even say yes <hes> to helping bring kids so young when these kids come into your house <hes> from the backgrounds coming from also and then seeing you for the first time in a wheelchair. How do they respond to that. I'm like somewhat foreign creature like i would like what is that like. They're really surprised they haven't seen very many people. Share if anyone at all and especially like when young maybe someone older but not as young as i am and then they'll ask questions to like emily. I'll be right there. Why are you married to him. He's in a wheelchair. He can't even walk like i. I can't listen or something like valley. There's a lot of confusion in just kind of like a distance about about me and my chair but you know you're able to kind of break through those barriers and that's really i've found through all my experiences with people not mislead to that degree but just like. I'm the guy in a wheelchair then you get to know me. It's crystal wheelchair then becomes chris as you really get to know them more than just a chair and the same with the kids they they realize that i'm more than just a guy in the chair. I'm chris foster dad or you know parenting a loving figure right so just kinda breaking through those barrier on those walls almost wonder if they get there faster than your average adult 'cause i i would bet and tell me if this is right but but i would guess that they would be more open and honest about the questions and what's really going in their minds so they could get just get it out in the open. Get through it faster and just see you as chris more than like your average stranger ranger like adult stranger whom meet you for the first time in like this is much more standoffish won't ask so many of those same things yeah i probably. I'm gonna like one time. We're talking malik trick or treating my love. I can't wait that we can do this. You know tomorrow and they're like you. Don't why would you like trick or treating. You can't even walk as like what you don't have to walk to enjoy trick or treating by amac and imagine how people are probably maybe some degree are wondering questions like that or you know. How do they actually enjoy watching that or doing that. When you can't do the full the full of it <hes> but yeah they're very honest and you just explain why i can still enjoy life and love life and it also gives them a new perspective and sometimes they see my situation they think there's no way i could live with that and it kind of gives some compassion and source of an example of so in dealing with their circumstance and graceful impactful way yeah <hes> really powerful modeling i would imagine for kids <hes> <hes> you end up eventually over time you and emily ended up taking in is seventeen kids or more at this point if seventeen right now yeah yeah so we just again kept saying yes to kids and i mean i'll never forget the first time we said yes to getting five kids. We had the one boy boy with all the behavior issues. I was talking about and then we get a call about you. Know these four sisters and i'm asking you take one or two of almond. Emily just felt compelled that we got to take them all why take them all. That's a lot of kids i can you. Can you do that like is that something that you can can handle getting me ready. Getting five other children ready cooking cleaning and shuttling all these different things than i travel for my speaking gene gauged like this is just seems like a lot for you. Are you going to be okay handling this load and she says she could and we i said yes and he just kept realizing we can take on more than what we think we can handle and even this past couple of months even took in two other kids we had seven and our care and i thought no way we can handle seven but you can handle seven and i think that's when you can really realize your potential is when you take on more than what you think you can handle yeah. You just mentioned speaking <hes> 'cause. I'm sure a lot of listeners are probably thinking okay so this is. There's a lot of care. There's probably a lot of expense <hes> <hes> and we've talked about you know you have done to be able to train her three and four hours a day and and be at centers and do an intense amount of work <hes> for years to get to the place where you are. You've got to be able to support that financially so you speak so you're i mean so you're on the road. We we were just talking before we turn on the mike. I guess about fifty gigs a year at this point your cheer on planes trains and automobiles and traveling around and standing in front of crowds and you're actually said standing standing in front of crowds when i say something like that like how does that land with you. It's fine like i'll sometimes they like. Oh yes we go for a walk. I mean i say that myself. I eh take any offense too but i mean spoiler. I do stand at the end of my talks so there is some staining with my speaking so so you know at at at what point does the idea come to you to say you know what this might be an interesting way for me to not only make a contribution but earn my living and and take care of me and emily and all the kids that we also wanna give care to yeah i mean i'll never forget i was in college and i was asked to speak speak to a group and they said you know you should take it serious as a couple professional speakers there that they get paid to speak and they get paid speaking around mcreilly people make living doing there and they're like yeah like you could do that to you. Work at it and <hes> you know you have powerful story to tell and could be something. Can you do in the future and i'm like sounds kind of cool and i've i've done some small group things where they just informally asked me some questions. <hes> something like this in talking to you but never like a professional level and i share my story and i don't think it was very good. I was a polished or anything like that. I didn't really prepare much but people were just leaning in. They were listening crying. They were laughing and <hes> you know standing at the end clapping and it was it's like wow in talking with people afterwards like it made an impact it shifted their perspective on it shifted their attitude that they're not going to sweat the small things things and that they wanna keep going just because i kept going. That's pretty powerful. That's pretty neat that i had the opportunity to do that and so it became a passionate to then present in to make my speech as best as possible and you know i got a coach and i like practice back to sit and i videotaped myself and i watch the tape and it's just something that i'm very detail oriented on because i know the impact the difference it can make and so it blossom into into a career of mine where you say i get to travel and make a living through my speaking <hes> the one that start to come full circle with with our conversation so i i kind of dropped earlier in that <hes> messed up the timing a little bit about this window where <hes> you and emily worked together to also be be able to walk at your wedding. There's a much bigger story leading up to that moment as well but rather than i'm going to leave that for <hes> people to read more banning your book as well because it's i think it's also beautiful the way that you bill share simultaneously. How you're experiencing <hes> these different parts the name that booking is seven longest yards <hes> and you'll understand why it's called that so as we start to come full circle here <hes> in this container called the good life project <hes> if i offer out the phrase to live a good life comes up. I think it's just living your life to the fullest. It's taken on more than what you think you can handle and when you are lying there before time before you're gonna pass knowing that you gave everything that you had and you are nothing else to give and just that you he took advantage of iraq to help to give back to give back and i think knowing that you realize your potential is a feeling that you lived. Live there good life. <hes> thank you thank you thank you so much for listening and thanks also to our fantastic justic sponsors who helped make this show possible. You can check them out in the links we have included in today's show notes and while you're added if you've ever asked yourself what should i do with my life. We have created a really cool online assessment. That will help you discover the source code for the work that you're here to do. You can find it at sparky archetype dot com. That's s. p. A. r. k. e. t. y. P. e. dot com or just click the link in the show notes and of course if you haven't already done so be sure to click on the subscribe button in your listening app so you never miss an episode and then share share the love if there's something that you've heard in this episode that you would love to turn into a conversation share it with people and have that conversation because when ideas become conversations that lead to action that's when real change takes hold cenex time <hes>.

chris emily chris football jerry michigan ben alex vermont wyoming chris norton b. e. n. j. coordinator burlington Athletics luther college cherry garcia michael crocker
Episode #1384: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

00:00 sec | 1 year ago

Episode #1384: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"From the studios of the Phil Hendrie show. This is Chris Norton's splits show. Norton's bloods, mine is Chris Norton. On mellow. Our do a mellow our talk about your says -ality, and I know that Phil has another show bow says that I was listening to driving over and it's August cells. And I don't know what that dude strips. Stephanie guy wakes up nicely cana- tuna. I can definitely definitely definitely assure. You the fact that I don't wake up next to no tuna I wake up next to USDA prime. Beef yet to be say. Welcome to the Chris Norton show. It's not really it's the Fillon ratio. And is Chris Norton and to give you a little background. If you're not if you not heard of me, or you've not been to the rusty pelican in Hermosa beach. There's also Russi Pelata. There was a rusty pelican in Newport Beach. Also, Josh Logan's, I'm generally at the bar at either one of those two bars until ten thirty eleven on on a work night and the weekends. I'm generally there till midnight. I'd never stay more than midnight because by midnight. I've, you know. You know, made my selection, and I'll get into what I mean by that to find me at either the rusty pelican in Hermosa beach or the Josh Slocum Newport Beach, go to the bar there. And then look I will be at stool one. There is a rope. That separates me from the other people in the bar. And also from the women who all will wanna come over and offer says to me in me immediately. Okay. And I know a lot of people are asking right now. You know, what are what are you saying? It's not it's not. Usually this the spirits of a lot of dudes that are, you know, listen to me right now, it's not usually your spirits that you'll walk into a bar and all of a sudden, you know, five six chicks wanna just start. You know, getting in line for, you know, a little little, you know, bedtime with Chris so splaine about me and splaine about what I'm all about. I am twenty eight years old. I am a telemarketer for a pharmaceutical company and Hermosa beach. I'm very good at telemarketing because I'm able to get mostly if there's a female that answer is I'm it's it's solid. I've made a sale even before I've even said Hello just just about just about. But not totally but my interests, and and I'm very interested in adult film, and directing producing, of course, storing, and I have just completed my I will I have not completed, but I've begun prince principal photography on my first major major adult Scher called nor nor mountain we've had a retirement because my stage name is rest read or is that restaurant. Sorry, my stagings restaurant. It was going to be there was there was consideration for it to be read fleshless. Like, you know, no flat. We all. We would we because we had an idea. A little bit nervous. And I usually don't admit to that. Because well, I'm never nervous when it comes to, you know, showing the ladies a good time. And I'm never nervous when it comes to. You know, when it comes to that critical moment of says, I'm I'm ready. You know, because you have to be, you know, a lot of guys get nervous. Log is walk up to the edge with you know, very very hot lady. But they're not willing to jump because they've got a case they have a lot of anxiety. An enzyme is is you know, if your answers and you have anxiety. You're never really going to perform in the says act and fortunately for me. I don't I don't get the, you know, I don't get anxiety. I don't get you know, I'm not just just happened to me. But I do get nervous a little bit being here on on a par. Gas. So as I was saying and also I wanna introduce later on Bob meet who is one of the excuse me one of the stars of Nord mountain. Now, we're going to have a tan, we're going to have to change it to probably rod rod mountain is someone said rod mountain, and I say, well, it sort of defeats the per-, you know, let's let's go ahead and take my name which is rest rod. My state my stage name and was called the rod or we can call it. You know, climb rod or I don't know lightning lightning rod somewhat that we may do it where we may do a tour contests. Okay. We may do a Twitter contest where I'll ask you. And all I can ask you is that you. Give me your opinion, and we can give away a prize. I don't know what to be maybe probably free tickets to the premiere of wrought rod mountain. Or some other. You know, maybe a date with me, if you have your lady, your girlfriend, I should say or you are girlfriend or I don't usually like to go out with women that don't have a man because it's sort of makes it kind of makes me look bad. Like, I'm doing a mercy date and while there's nothing wrong with that. At that doesn't really add anything to my reputation with the ladies, and my reputation as says as assess you know, guy, so. That's all I say beer on Chris Norton's show here on the Phil Henry show. I guess that's sort of redundancy. But. Okay. So we'll be right back on fill. Henry podcasts. I'm Chris Norton of Norton slowed entertainment, and the new film that what coming out called rod rod mountain or ride the raw. We we've had to change. The name will tell you. Chris Norton's broad mountain. Brought to you by Chris Norton's? Rod mountain movie. What's that about? Came up with the name. Well, that's not the name of my show saying that movie. The name of movie I Norton rod mountain. That guy who just came in or do you work for Phil? No, Where'd you come from. Door was open. I thought it just walk in you leave. Now God damn man. Rod mountain is a film about dude who is on top rod mountain and the women try to climb rod mountain. They say don't go up. It's based on. I'm so sorry that I even based base it on Wolverton mountain because no one knows what that is. And it's it's beyond it doesn't matter anymore. It doesn't matter anymore. But basically, you know, I've play, you know. You know restaurant, and I live top rod mountain and women try to make their way abroad mountain by the Burs bees and big bears, and the fossils, a will all you know. It's almost like a Disney thing, you know, combined with us with assess film, and I'm not trying to you know, mess up Disney 'cause I know that's for kids and everything. But if you magin like, the Burs bees, the fossils the bear. And in our movie, of course, spelled B A R E, you know, hey, look down there. There's some bear. And the dudes are up we're up in the cabin, you know, in a hot tub in everybody's respect to look down a hill and see this bear bear. But and it's actually a for a creature the creature so. Anyway. The women are trying to come up rod mountain, but the fossils and the bears in the in the boogie the boogie the bears, the fossils, the bees the bats all the animals have start with the letter b by the way, the only one that does the fos because fusses are just cute and they're fantastic. But we're looking for animals. Got it's got it's kind of dusty on here. And I noticed that I know Smith's her Henry has there's, you know, his try casper almost spluttered because it's overheating. If this if this bloods, and I get. Exploded on what do I get any compensation? Probably a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Are you Dickman? All those guys are not here. We're just the maintenance janitors. Yeah. Well, if this bloods won't slow, but if it does I'm saying you need to call Mr. Henry. So I don't think it will split. Neither. Rawdon is about me living on a rod on top of a mountain called raw mountain and the women come up, and they try to make their way up to climate and the Burs bees faucets, bats bears. B's badgers bang. You know, anything? That's sorry starts with what lives on mountain. It starts with the be. Badger. Are you on generous to? Yup, sweeping up. Yeah. Badger bat a bad balloon. That's good about Boone's, although babboons don't live on not the mountains. I'm talking about. But so they come up, and they tell Chris. Yeah. Like, he'll be in the hot tub or probably watching a dull film, and, you know, doing a stroke stroke or to getting getting getting a stroke in and there's you know, and he goes the door and there, you know, it's very Fantasia. Like, he goes he goes door. Hello, Anders a badger. There are one of fought let's say faucets there in a faucet goes. Yeah. Was up and I'm like, yeah. With Mr. FOSS, and he says, there's a woman coming up, you know, Rodman to climate and all say, okay as Hanky give it to me on the Hanky scale, and he'll say she. She's you know, she's fine. She's sweet. Or you know, it's Hanky factor. Four, and that's where that's where I make my decision. Okay. Sort of meat out just to see you know, where they're at. And then in. And then what I do. And then some other stuff happens that, you know, we're still writing as shooting it. So. I hope you'll enjoy it. We will be given to us to see rod mountain to become a pretty soon. You know, I mean, not pretty soon or anything. But it'll be when it's released it. I mean, we've already. It should be done by the end of the year. Is one of the stars of rod mountain in Bob's on the line here from his home in Redondo beach was a man doing fantastic. Hey, Bob euro year when a legendary adult actors and everything it's pretty pretty special to have you, and you know in Rodman once I thank you. Happy to do. Hoping you can return a favor someday. When I start to drink my own films. You just say say the word, Bob, and I'm there, you know, but you have worked with some of the legendary part, you know, adult actresses can't, you know, candy, Mandy. Want to burden not only want to burden but her, you know, later, she's she's been in some really hot hot lesbian scenes with Cynthia boot Mun? Right. And you've been not only with her. But also Steve bang lot. What's it like to been now in your thirty third year of being a porn Letsion? Well, it's great. I'd like to stop working. Eventually I am go into producing. I'm fifty five now, and it's a little old for a adult film, actor, especially when the older you get, you know, the harder it is to performance some ways, even though we do have things like the Agra, and and Akilis and those kinds of drugs, right? But it would be nice to just not be told to get up and go and has sex with some chick. I'd like to sleep in and have a sandwich, and you know, live my life like a normal guy. Are you married? Oh, yeah. How long have you been married? I've been married thirty years, and you you've been married throughout your entire adult film career. And it's it's great to me. I love being married 'cause I'm always I'm a very traditional guy in that way. What do you say to people when they say how could be buried and do Odil films? Well, I it's it's it's one of those dumb questions that get asked every now. And again, you think it's a dumb question. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And if you love woman, you're you're loyal to her and your faithful her and that, and I am what I consider going off to the to do porn shoot. That's work. That's not being unfaithful because the women on the set that I'm having sex with our no more to me than just there's sort of like flesh robots that I being flesh robots as I mean, they're not really. Human because we're on the screen were not real on the screen where celluloid and in on the set their actors and actresses that are not who they are. And so when you have something there that isn't what it is off the stage. It's just a mechanical it's a flesh robot. And someone asked me have you had sex with any woman other than your wife, and I've said at never my way, I was virgin when I married my wife other than the the the adult films that I'd done. And so you think you've never had says, no, I don't think I know you've never had says with any woman other than your own wife, but you have has with flesh. Robots? Well, I don't even call it fix press. Because. You can only have sex with a human woman. I mean, really, and you can't have sex with a robot. It's it's impossible. You can simulate it. But you're you're not gonna be able to do that freely. What would happen if you had an actress on stage on a south age, right? And and you have with her, right? And for whatever reason, you know, to thought she was protect you one. And she has a baby. Well, I can't that happen to me once that happened in. Did it happened in the early nineties? I was working with that wanted to boom and she got pregnant, and she said, you're the Feis that one I've told you you're a flesh robot, honest, honest Bauge, and she goes, well, what have I got? Now, I said that is a robot. That's a robot baby. And I said her as such she said and this got very contentious. He said, you can't pull that s-h-i-t on me, you'll make support I said, I tell you what I will pay you for I'll pay you for robot maintenance. But I'm not paying child support. And I did that for reasons because if I actually wrote down child support on the check he'd have me she could take me into court and all kinds of things transpire. But I am agreement between us for robot maintenance. And it's all good was unusual. I'm talking here on Chris Norton show here on fill Henry show with Bob meet Atkin eat beat a Chris Dorton show. NFL Henry show. You know? That's that's a good question. I mean, I'm filling in for filling ary. On on today. Okay. So you're Chris Norton filling in for film and read right? Yeah. Well, wait. It's not that Chris Norton show then. Well, okay. I mean, I'm just trying to you know, in my in my mind, in my mind, it is not yourself found it what was it like working with Wanda, boob -ment and Cynthia Borden. Well, they're professionals all away, and it's they never miss a beat their onset. We do the sex scene. They are able to transition from human to pleasurable about right there on stage. And and we do it. We get it done. We're you know, nobody makes any faces. Nobody grimaces no one holds their nose. None of the things that you see a lot of other actors. Do we get in there? We you know, we try as hard as we can. And I mean, we we really put our heart and soul into looking like, we're enjoying it. And we go from there. So you've been doing doll film so long and having as you say. You know, having offscreen SAS with flesh robots now, you have a robot. I mean what you say that? The robot baby that I made that I help maintain. But is it my son? No, I I don't I don't consider it that way because it was born as the result of a robotic. Interaction my interaction with a robot will, but but but okay, here's here's the thing. But but slowdown slow down. You'll get. All right. How can a man you said you just said that robot? Can't you can't have sessile the robot because it's a robot. And yet that robot had robot baby, right? Not a human baby. Actually, a human can't have sex with us place robot and have a human kid, you'll have a robot. So that's what I've got. Okay. That's that's interesting. That better chance. Interesting. I I worked overtime. I had to leave my attorney by the nose and say, look, here's what just say. When you go into the courtroom. And of course, he didn't want to have anything to do with it. I said look pal who's paying you. Here's the argument go into this. And the judge will go along. But we're talking to Steve meet Steve is one of the stars of Ron mountainous except in in my movie. Steve you do not have fast, right? No. I don't can you describe a little bit the character that you play. Well, I I liked the character that you wrote for me. I Chris bed one I play a sort of an an immense stroll or one of the fates and Greek mythology, or you know, where they sing along and tell you the tail and I'm there, and I wear a straw hat. And I've got overalls that are cut short. So my, you know, you know, my congressman Mike Cox at you know, my congressman. Instrument is sort of hanging out of the out of the the overall. Right, right. You know, we're no longer where and it's and it's dangling, right? And I got a banjo, and I sing. And so it'll like one of them says, and So Chris are not Chris Norton. Wrecks rod and so Rex rods on the ride rod mountain, and then that blends into another, and then another scene was and she came up the hill for the ride to ride the rod she hood, and then blends into another scene fate, and then we have them Alanya, Trump, look alike, that's a pivotal moment in in in rod mountain. Yeah. And I think now come first lady up the hill to ride my something like that. I haven't written it yet. And you guys haven't shot it yet. Well, you know, what we're still, you know, the jury's still out on that a lot of people feel it would be disrespectful. I kinda think it would be. So. Well, all right. So maybe we won't do that. Maybe you know, someone is equally high. You know, we saw what about Jackie masses? And I said she's like not alive. God real weird. I mean, yeah, why we're on the subject, but about Dolley Madison. I mean, I heard he had a great pair on her. Not a not not a great pair. But a good pair almost no acid. All that bothered me. Yeah. On the line with us. Here is Bob meet one of the stars of raw mountain. We're talk a little bit a little bit about. And we can also take some phone calls. If you want your on Ron mountain here on Chris, raw, I'm still confused. Your name is Chris Norton Yang prisoner n-. And with me is good friend. Bob meeting where we are talk about what we're talking about. Here is rod mountain. My new film is a forthcoming film. Hopefully, you know, it was going to be coming out by the end of the year. We start we start principal photography. And you know, we're hoping for it. But for the very for the very best. Let's go to phone call. You know, who's on a phone right now. Davis is Frank raise Frank. Yeah. He's entertainment attorney also the husband of Margaret gray who's of Fisher player on fill Henry show. And let's talk to Frank right now. Franken sounds like you're out all on a golf course. I am Chris. I'm on the go. Chris Lawrence at Rancho park, are you? I'm real good. Great to talk to you mentioned great last time. I talked to Bob she was in paled in that that whole robot baby. But I'm calling you did a great job. Well, let me tell you. I don't like to be here myself referred to his. I I told her what to do. Just the you're the attorney Mr Gray attorney on that. And she says to me Steve sesame Bob Bob says to me. Why don't you do this robot baby? And I said what Christ are you talking about? I I grabbed her by her lapels. She was wearing you. Remember what you're wearing wearing one of those Seersucker soups. I grant I grabbed her by the lapel of the Seersucker suit. What in Christ? And she says to me, it's it's a no brainer. I had. I had. Brent you you said that you are a little bit stuck on this. She said that I was gonna have to pay child support. And I said, no, I don't have to not if it's a robot. Asinine. You know, eight work though, it did work. And I I have to be honest with you, I didn't know whether to celebrate. But recommend the judge for mental capacity hearing because for any judge, especially they'll box ner, a former law partner bind, the father of three. She's she's one of the most respected members of the law community in LA and she rules in your favor on that one. Man. I I thought I was going to just drop a load right there. He did a great job. That's while Mr. grey that you were a part of the legendary Bob meet robot baby decision. I'm not proud of it believe you. I'm not proud of it. When when the judge said, you're on or whatever they say when you win I said her are you out of your f- in mind aided. I heard I turned to to Frank said, why would you I'm your client? But I told her I said, you know, you one, but this judge needs to go inside for a full of valuation, and I looked at her, and I said Gail, you're nuts. Your wife should be informed of this. He needs to be informed. Immediately. I'll tell you. I don't know whether to congratulate or not because if you had a baby baby it was a robot. Baby. Can I can? I just interrupt here. If I hear you say robot, baby. One more time ranked you're Nagai agree. You say robot baby one more time, right? She knows how to stay. I think you anyway. Frank as long as I have you on the phone here, you've been entertained you've been enter entertainment attorney and everything like that. And you also been a producer and everything. You need to take a drink my mouth hold on. Can you the Scott of a radical thing for me to ask as you? But. Ask away. To ask you this. Would you would you lend your name as as a second of producer all wrong mountain? I agree. It isn't that? I don't appreciate your efforts. And that I wouldn't want to executive produce your film, but I have a long standing reputation in Hollywood for being associated with television and film of a certain type, and I've never done adult films and for me to get involved in adult films. I would have to take my law practice. I would pack like practice look meat. I would have to take my law practice. I would have to take my wife, Margaret, I would have to take our son Jason J del Monaco and throw them all into into gigantic garbage can because that's what they would be worth ruin your career. Yeah. I think so. And you know, Margaret beat people insane. He'd go insane. Jason J dill, Monaco. She would never play another game another down a football. You know, you know, big Jason you haven't heard have you. How big my son is now that big meet you win the robot baby case keep out of this. Okay. What what about Jason J J dill Monaco's about six five and ways around to sixty. Man. So we've got we've got her ear marked for a professional football career. She's gonna be great. I've been she'll be a great defensive tackle. Man. I tell you. That's pretty sweet, you know. And I can only wish you all the very best that you could be wish. Yeah. Okay. Okay, foes that is Frank Ray. And while man, Bob, what do you think about that, man? I mean, that's pretty interesting. You you you knew Jason j del Monaco's little tiny kid, right? When we go to law says he'd be there with his dad, and you could tell he was going to be a big kid. But I forgot that the kids grown up now and to be a pro football player. Wow. But hey, I spent thirty years having sex with flesh, robots, not bad, not bad at all. All right. We're talking here with Bob meat, and we just have Frank rail on my name is Chris Morton, and this Chris Norton show on a fill Henry show, as we talk here about, you know, just discussing like first of all first of all, we're we're discussing my adult film, which is called a rod mountain and Bob is one of the stars of it. Bob plays the minstrel who sings different little songs in between scenes. An Frank Ray come on. And I did have the temerity to how do you like that word, by the way? Bob, mary. Oh, I heard my like my dad us at one time. And I look it up, and it's pretty cool and went to mean got. Yes. Sort like that. Yeah. But for me to ask Mr Gray, if he'd be -secutive producer now, you know. And I understand is answer. These guys are out there in there when I call guys that are in Lech diligent world the world you and I live in Chris. It's it's a world it's outside the bounds of civilized behavior. We're out in the wild. And that's where we make our living. So I gotta understand that you think. Would you ever want to be a legitimate actor? Well, that's been my plan all along, you know, I spent thirty years in films and someone says to me, well, you know, you gotta get experience that experience at what I've been front of camera for thirty years and have a says, well, okay. So it's been having sex. But you know, that's performing because I'm having to look like, I'm enjoying it. You tell me that that's much performing. I saw. No, you mean. Yeah. Because most of the time if I'm gonna have this with the woman, she's really the one that is having fun because she's having says the, of course, Norton in any any flesh robot that has sex with me is is lucky enough to have sex with the legendary Bob meet. But what do we get out of it? That's what I'm saying. And that's why I say what we're doing. We're acting performing. We are really, you know, making people believe that what we're doing the sex that we're having that we actually enjoy it. You don't wanna I wanna think that you're gay or anything you can make? I mean, that's nothing to do with it say giving you don't enjoy probably think your home assessable. You don't want them to think that they're not gonna think homosexual. They're going to think that Bob is had so much robot. That. I mean, that's how you look at it. How that you've had a lot of robot S? Yeah. I mean, we're gonna look at it. You know, I go home at night. I'll look my wife in the eye and say, wow, I had sex today with a woman because I didn't only woman in my life is my wife and the sex that I have on strain are with sex robots. Yes. I do get robot ads. But that's not the same. As the same as as a human human woman. Exactly, not the same as human woman or woman human. I guess woman human asks robot is not the same woman human at our human woman, pen human woman. That's the best. That's the best. All right. Bob's hang on the line. If you wouldn't mind retain a little bit of a break here. You're listening to world-famous fill Henry show this Chris Norton, and I'm also going to have on Selin who oh people are probably not aware is related to this. Jeff daughter is my cousin. He's sort of on the far edge of the family way way out. But we'll talk about. My life has compared to his and we're always like on the phone, and I'm always trying to tell him. You don't understand man my life so much better than yours because you know, the way he toss and I go I'm getting every night. I go to the rusty pelican, and I'm roped off. And then he just starts laughing at me. So. Chris Morton our with Christmas on the Phil Hendrie show. Booby right back. Hey, everybody. This is Chris Norton and just want you to know that really enjoy having been a part of my life. If you go to Twitter, my handle is rusty pelican, that's Twitter dot com forward slash rusty. Pelican R U S Y P L high. Spill pelican p while do it all over again is. So it's Twitter dot com for slash Russi. Are you as why pelican E is N Ellen? You do go over there. Remember that I need to rename my new movie now since my stage name is rod and knock Chris Norden. Which is that's my real name. But my stage name is resurrected and tell me what you think name my movie should be now instead of Norton mountain, what should be. And then, of course is another question, which I don't know whether or not I really want to. Have. But should I go by the name rests rod in my real life, like just going to the supermarket or going to buy, you know, condoms? I mean, or at what you know, whatever, I'm doing. So do you think I if they say, yeah. Which, you know, do you want to do you wanna get like, a they'll ask you do you want to get a Rite Aid discount card, Mr. that MISA rod or would it be Mr. Mr. Norton? Yeah. Would you like have you got your right? A discount card. Mr rod. Oh, yeah. I have it right here rests rod and the dude we'll say, wow. You know, I've seen your movies. I mean, that's that's why I don't wanna do it. See? That's why I don't wanna do it. 'cause I wanna remain cognitive in cognitive. Oh, and everything like that. So be sure to do all that. That's Twitter dot com slash Russi. Pelican. Chris Norton return. Bob me, hang on the phone. I'll tell you what man's spent a long long winter has an Kate wide. It's been a cold winter too. But finally, you're shooting a movie, and I'm very happy to be in. It David g hall is the vice president of Senate -cation for the Phil Henry show, and he joins us on a newsmaker line right now. I gotta get the phone. You know, a problem here. Stand by Mr. all sorry, sir. He's saying by right now on our newsmaker line to talk with me right now miserable. Chris North Korea apologized to the Wiley how you doing, sir. I'm good Christian gentleman. Bob me, how are you? I'm good. I'm good, Mr. meet, Chris. It might by waving Email, and I'm just going on all the shows to mention his that my nickname among fill every listeners is Nazi death squad. And I'd like for you to tell people that that's not cool, and they should just call me. David g wow. That is. Us. That's really bad. You know? It's just one of the things. So the name is not she death-squad number two that I really wanted to call up and say, I really liked you being the guest host. Mister meat. I appreciate your appearance. The baby thing is groundbreaking. Thank you. And I have an idea that you could be hosted Chris a legal our combining the world of law and the world of adult entertainment because those two worlds collide more than I do. Not not. Go ahead, please. You're absolutely right. Mr hall. I don't film actor some thirty three years experience in the number of times, we've had films that have been banned in certain markets. The number of times, we'd had we've had you name it any kind of legal problem. We've had the whole you wearing a condom onset. What did you do like wearing a condom onset or what I know where condoms? Even just in. I'm having sex the robot fate. He's it's the ropy haven't say, it's it's a robot. Wh what do you call in? I call it robot bunch sex. While so because you're having sex with a robot. It's not really a robot. Really a robot legally defined that was the brilliance of it. And that's why when I heard that I went oh my God. Oh my God. We've gotta show. So I dunno Chris. What do you think about it that that's fantastic any chance I get to have my own podcasts. Be great. What by the way? What do you think of speech therapy? And the only reason why I'm saying that Chris the only reason is I think you've got a beautiful speaking voice. Just a couple of things come across weird. I won't even say that. I don't understand you. I do understand you. But it scares me that I do. And I think there's a lot of people out there that may feel the same way. You're talking about my sinus. Yeah. But some tells me more than sciences, I told you about that, Chris, yo. I mean, okay. Speech therapy. Just to see maybe an MRI of your face to see if there's something going on there. But then I think we've got some really do. All right. Well, David hall. Thanks. Nice law. David. David g hall, while that's always cool to have, you know, the boss check in. Remember when I send you once that Ripley said that that day when I almost had a fight. Well, yeah, I mean that that was you were going what what what I said. What's what's the problem? I couldn't understand what you're saying. You're talking to me about it was that movie. It was that other movie that script that you wrote that nobody wanted to make that Mars sex express. Yeah. What about it? What I didn't understand a word. You were talking. You said Mars census breasts blast off. That that movie, man. That's a really good script. It may. Well, be a good script. But you are not exactly the guy that promote it. You're not the the spokesman. I don't think but I'll tell you this. I believe that you have got a good script there. If you just give it to some other guy that can talk. Well, see this thing that about this the thing that about really fair, I rest, grip that you can't talk. It's that you can't talk. Good. I'm just saying can you give it to an actor that doesn't have issues with his mouth and the way. I don't have music that I'm that. No one speak. I understand the that. They people have splaine me. They have to do what? Never mind, man. Bob Mead has been my special guest. Bob. Thanks, chris. I and three I continue here. You know? That's the thing. I tell you some it kinda hacks me off a little bit. When people say that. I'm not, you know, they'll say that. They can't understand me. They have splaine what I'm saying, and sort of hacks me off, you know, and and is not fair, and I have were real hard in my career. And you know, you look man any given night I'm roped off. And I can guarantee you this on any given night. Three four five babes. That definitely definitely definitely know what I'm talking about mines, Chris Norton. And this is Chris Norton's bloods. Our? That's what I'll call it. Chris Norton explode. You know? Okay. Really really excited to have on my cousin jumped outer from temple City, California. Jeff's I don't really head to right now, bro. But you know, thanks for jumping online. Hey, Jeff on. So what's happening, man? I mean, a lot of things are happening. You're happened in just got back from very nice well in Santa Cruz this past weekend. We're just driving home from I spend some time up there. And also, Dr course was appearing up there at the cow bell. What's the club up in Santa Cruz, Jessica surfer, and he's a musician. And you know, a lot of stuff you wanna try that. You know, talking about says, hey, man. To each his own, man. You know? So your your mom was scissor. Your mom is is my mosque. All right. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. My mom is the sister of your mom and Betty. Yeah. And and I think that's it. I think that's the only linkage, otherwise, I wouldn't know you from. Yeah. That that's the that's the sole linkage that bit, you know, now, the families come from California and everything, and I don't know. Yeah. We're kind of milk class working class people. When I first met, you man, you know, we were in junior high school, and you're all n even then he was like eleven years old is all going. Yeah. And you're walking around and you had like, you know, you shook your hand into your pocket to make it look like you had, you know, kielbasa down there. No, I did not man that was Ashley me us eleven year olds guy was eleven years old with with a, you know, a sick sick down there. All right. That's Jeff daughter. And that is my cousin. He said a word that has to be edited out. Unfortunately, my Chris Norden and just a, you know, I want to say this, Jeff, you know, I love you, man. But you know, you can't be lying and everything I'm walking around. I'm twelve years old. I've already already, you know, had little chicks and everything, you know, want it, and I'm like, you know, twelve and so I won't even go into that, man. You know? But then I got to be eighteen and I immediately be lined it to Cobb aero films. You know, and I met Rick Leeson and also met brother brother glide who is one of the top porn actors at that time and brother glide who specialize in. You know certain types s which you can well imagine. Okay. I'll let me go to this one of his favourite lubricants was, you know. Starts with an A glide. Okay. So anyway, I talked to brother glide, and I also talked to Rick Greece and Jack lube and all of them said, dude, you know, if you wanna be in the adult film business, you've got to be in the Gulf in the film business. They won they go. There's no spirits lead the spirits of being in it. And I go. Yeah. You know? That's that's that makes sense. So I started taking my pants off. And they go what are you doing man? I said, well, I wanna get they said, no man, you know, come back and apply for a job like a normal human being all. Yeah. Okay. Because I was in. I didn't have the spirit that I needed to have when they said, hey, man, you gotta get into the film business. If you want the spirits that you'll need. So I took my pants off and started walking towards the set where I saw, you know, this this one Schick had gigantic. They were they were gigantic or and and these dudes are like, what are you doing man? Oh, sorry. So then I went in I plied. In a meantime, I wanna to work for the pharmacy pharmaceutical company, and a lot of people way is, you know, hey, man, what's your technique on the on the pharmaceutical? And they'll just say, you know, what all you have to do is like let's say I call a woman up L pretend I'm on the phone to right now. Hello. Yeah. Hey, how're you doing? And right away. What that's done is as relaxers are. Plus, she's fully relaxed, and I go. Yeah. With bomb? Chris I'm calling from the privacy company. And oh. You know, you sound good. You sound tasty right away their flattered and they're all like, yeah. You know, then you tell me more. So that's my technique and get off the phone because this kind of distracting, but that's generally my technique. And I found that were pretty good. So anyway, I do that. And then on the weekends. I went over and pull cable for Cobb, a gyro films and Frisco action films and also pulled cable for a new C nude on the run and brother brother, Liu are the Jack. Yeah. The Jack lube show, and what what I mean by coal pulling cable on my friends ago, while you're you're pulling Gerke, and I and I go, you know, f you man and the horse wrote. No, you're like lane cable and the go yet. I bet you are. And I'm like, you know, so that took me about three weeks to explain to them. What that is meantime, I'm doing pharmaceutical. So no one can say. That I'm not out there as we're gonna string leehar just stream Lee hard, and I'm out there and I'm bus, but and you know, and doing every nasty job come along. Just so I can have big break to do the movie that I'm doing now rod mountain, but we do have the contest going on. So you can be a part of that. Okay. Is of course, nor I'm gonna be right back. Your take a couple more phone calls before we call it night here and won't pre one. Appreciate Mr. Henry for letting me be on on on on this show here on his show here. Norton will be right back. Data's Chris Norton. And I'm going to be a rusty pelican later on tonight, I will be roped off probably around ten since on a west coast right now Sunday night, it's seven thirty. So this is unusual night. I will not be checking into the rusty pelican and getting fully roped off till ten thirty. The guy. I'm remember who's going to be on the rope to it's going to be J, boss. We call him the boss cutter. And he's going to be on the rope. And he's a good guy and just walk up and say, you know, you're here to give yourself to Chris, and he'll go he'll he'll take a look at you make some notes on a clipboard, and then they generally they put that on the bar and your clipboard notes will be passed takes about five minutes for me to review his notes on, you know, your body, you're you know, the size of your breasts. Okay. And you're, but and and the last thing that he makes note of what you had to say about anything because this is not the most most important things. So, you know, he'll say like, for instance. Okay. Like how you doing? And a lot of these chicks. Just go about in this. That's a killer man puts down zero. But if just say fine, that's a ten so just kind of give you a heads up on that, you know. So I will be rusty pelican ten thirty later on. And I me Chris Norton roped off again J boss cutter or J boss is going to be on the rope the boss cutter. Yeah. We call. We also on the boss top. No, more Chris Morton. Scumbags and phone calls here on the Chris Norne show kind of close things out. And don't forget to make note on Twitter on Twitter about what you think my movie should be call. We we've got a good tagline, which is see the world all Sissy nine states. From Norton mountain than it became the role all Sissy nine states from Rodman. And now it's going to have to see the world all nine states while you know, then we'll just call it something else. K go back to our phones right now are see is on a phone. Here are secons are which what's van how you doing? Question, Mr. Norton. I mean, what if your movie is called? Let's say you're movies call, you know, rest rods drive in. Okay. Yeah. What about okay, then the tagline is see the world fifty nine states from Rex rods driving? Yeah. That makes sense. Okay. Then what if it's like what if the movie's called Rex's rod see the world Sissy nine states from us as rod that works fine. What about Rexrod speller restaurant seller? Yes. See the world. Vicky nine states from Rexroad stellar at still mad at worse. You know, because it's sort of in that instance, it's very like, I don't know what you wanna call. It's like spooky or kind of avant garde kind of thing. What if it was the world off the United States from Rexrod? Okay. Thank you. That's RC Collins is they've sort of you know, he's he's he's he's he's he's sort of an interes- on fill Henry show. He's a crank. He's he's not a crank color, man. He's a crack caller. You don't saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He's a crack. Caller, knock crank caller you'd probably probably got some crank smoke. And his brain tonight whatever's going on there and anyway. Interestingly enough tonight, you're probably saying why weren't any women calling in to you know, the rest rod show. I didn't allow no women. You know, I told the phone screeners. I said no women because when that starts than I I gotta disappoint. A lot of women. I have to break law hearts they start going. Why did you take my call? When you take my call. And then they start showing up in guess, it'd be bad real bad. One. Also, make note of something tonight at a rusty pelican if you're not allowed behind the rope to talk to me they are serving gorgonzola burgers. So the line will turn in toward the roped off area. If Jay waves you off then you'll be directed to the left and you'll be directed down a pathway to the gorgonzola burger of area. Hey, let me tell you what it's not a bad conflation prize. Okay. Go get a Gordon go get the org. Gordon, what we call the gore go and one one chick in particular, which it made the news so has plane she went straight. For the gorgonzola burgers. She did not stand. Wait. She didn't say, man. You know? It's climbed time. You know? My name is Betty or whatever she just said, hey, how you doing? She waved to Jay. And and and went straight for go. And so j held the lineup and he went down. He goes, what are you trying to pull and she goes what? And he said, well, you didn't ask to see Chris. And she said, yeah. Would I don't care, and he's like, lesbian, and she said, no, she wasn't. But yes, sure. Yes. She is. All right. So anyway, there is why tell you that story is that there are, you know? Excuse me, gall agains Ola Berger that they have down, you know, down whatever down the line or some some shit like that. All right, go to send e here. Hi, sunny. I figure that didn't want to come see you. I had the Gergo and the man did twice. What are you doing that? I'm having a gargle burger and he went about Chris north. And I said to him who and he said the stud over there you you're roped off. And I said so what? And what happened was you don't you wanna see? So finally to get rid of the guy, I farted and he left he told a manager. I would let out the door. Did you see me going out with to Gordo burgers? A young woman being a scored it out, and you were holding in each hand of Gobert. Be you far. That's man. That's like so unsexy. You know care. What do you mean? What you care. I'm Chris Norton. And you you you wanna climate? Climb anything Chris, and I don't care. And if it's not sexy turns me off. So it turns me off view the what. Yeah. I don't I don't believe you. I'd rather eat gore Goldberger's this system with you. All right. You know later for that. What a bless Bannon's. She's she's she's forget it, man. She's the. She's a lesbian. I. Why are you depressed? In which you're the janitor. Yeah. We're. I mean, she's calling until me she don't want. You know, she's gonna go for the Gortat soul. What did you do the wastepaper basket or something and asked you? That's the janitors. Get another guy here. Watching the show. Garbage. This bene- Chris Norton show. I appreciate it. I truly truly do. And of course, this is secular produced by Phil Henry four separate incorporated. All rights reserved podcast one. I'll be seeing your on on radio and see you at Twitter that's Twitter dot com for slash rusty. Pelican see at the at the at the pelican, I'm roped off tonight at ten thirty. There is a gorgonzola table for, you know, go get a go. Get a Gorka burger if if you are not allowed behind the rope to immediately, go back to your condo, not mine. I have to make that very clear if I do select you we go back to your place, if it's sanitary, you know. There's a lot. There's a lot of stuff you gotta get through get getting through. The rope is just one part of the other Chris Darden spirits.

Chris Steve sesame Bob Bob Mr. Mr. Norton Phil Henry Chris Norton rod mountain Twitter Chris Morton rod rod mountain attorney Norton mountain Rod mountain Chris Norden Phil Hendrie Frank Ray Chris Norton Yang Chris north principal Chris Lawrence Margaret gray
Episode #1614: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

29:31 min | 9 months ago

Episode #1614: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Hi It's Phil Hendrie for the world famous Phil Hendrie show website as well as I merged store that is Therein contained and the of course. The website is where you get a backstage pass to thirty five thousand plus hours of the greatest radio ever played and you also have marvelous things. They're like radio. TV interviews TV pilots are Henry Family home movies movies numb numerous different things you've got the KFI shows from late. Nineteen Ninety S we have. We've got the Milwaukee Lion's games. I've had a lot of people asking about that. Yeah we've had some people saying what would you do with the lions. Let's that's in the front. The lion's games where the archive. There's an area called categories and there's an area called dates you you can go to dates or you can go to categories categories. We'll show you immediately things like that. In our Henry family home movies as a matter of factor in there. So that's what you get when you get yourself. A subscription plus our Friday night chats which are ESP. We talked to BSP's all over the world. We talked to Chris Camp in Canada. This past Friday. We talked the dealer there at Belgium. We talked to king cap in Tokyo. We talked to Ben and Dubai got people and of course Jill in New Zealand. Darren in Australia and all of our find find. BSP's here in the states. I mean it's a never ending global trotting it's a worldwide. It's a crazy phenomenon. It's Oh man so get yourself a backstage state pass it fill-in ratio dot com and visit the Mertz store. Yeah now you'll be sorry I mean what am I supposed to say. You'll be glad you did. Yeah Yeah you'll be. Glad you did Phoenix Phil Hendrie. Show can be able to civic. Oh here in southern California and today Phil Interviews Crisp. Listen to find out. If he's getting all the getting only remind all the you know what that he says he's getting and talk about the ASS. What did I just get telling us all do it but shut up? I believe that'll be uncertain. Isn't that Nice. I'll check with you next time and then leader we have forget it but you don't WanNa see the guy's name everything around here has to do with the two cheeks but not on the face. Ah I know arse Gardner no comment later. We have ours Gardner on the show. So we have uh Chris Norton and Arse Gardener. I think that's pretty much what we're talking about here Anyway whatever. The program folks world-famous filling ratio for the Pacific and Southern California. It's it's always it's always now. It's always kinda how it's always you know what it is and today's Monday the thirteenth busy we. Yeah I got a little bit of a busy week and I talked about on the pre show. I've got a meeting today. What are we GONNA do today? Well you have some sort of big audition now. It's a voice over thing. Yeah it's it's very big. It's a voice over for for show and then I have a meeting on Wednesday and we have A. You're getting behind the scenes. Hollywood thing what are you doing on Friday. I'm I'm not doing any behind the scenes. Hollywood thing. Yeah you'RE GONNA get hit shots in any which you know. It's an unfortunate use of the term. Is it what is head shot. It's about taking pictures. I know that but you've got a lot of these live listeners. Listeners out there they know what a head shot is. Don't worry about what if I tell him it's a picture I don't give me the god Ms Grey. I know how I know which way which way the wind blows around here. What does the term mm-hmm yeah which way the wind blows? Yeah I know which way the wind blows. Yeah which way it goes the way your head's about to go wait a minute wait wait wait wait in any way. Yes and we got ours. Gardner we have Chris Norton from citizens from the Citizens Chris Norton throb city productions is going to join us here and he's GonNa talk to us about You know whatever the hell it is. He's doing what is Chris do on these days anyway. It might ask him going to join Christie's in Redondo Beach Right. Now is a favorite set of the Rusty Pelican. Are you actually Chris in the restaurant. They're sort of paying right now. Wait wait a cocktail so they just fully wrote me. So so. That's that's a little true. Isn't Chris what through the fact that you're roped off. Yeah what you. You're not believe it or anything will look Chris First of all. I do know that you have the friend. Their the Steve Street beef because we met him last Wednesday at the Pacific Yacht. Club is the Steven if I've taught to fill Henry on his show. Yeah don't worry about talking to Steve Street beef. I'll talk to you okay right but I just hear your man. The Rope Okay Darren speeds three P front row join a cocktail. I can never relax. You know one of the big big things about Being me I guess is the fact that I do. I think a lot of people think it'll have assessed more new night. And but no I got her last and I Arcana his deep breath. NFL and what what happened over the weekend. A few people posted on facebook that they thought that you you were living kind of a fantasy life that you don't really do the things you do are you. Are you serious yeah. They thought that you weren't really having that much sex. Just that you're not roped off. Look I mean there are more welcome Solely no the guy over here talking. It'd be all right. You know but Henry saying my life and says you know hey. Isn't race racing horses Russell Talking Okay I guess they got some late rates of sanity on it on the TV but you are in the Rusty Pelican last night Jack. I'm looking the way they're lining up right now. They say enough. I want to ask you this the Chris because this is the crux of what people are talking about. You actually have a line of women waiting to talk to you there at a roped your rope. Your stool is roped off. Yeah what is this anyway. Oh this is what people were asking there. Were asking Chris that they're asking if Chris Norton is actually roped off at the at the Rusty Pelican. Is there any way that he can prove that. Because you gotta understand something. It's kind of an incredible world that you live in. You know it's kind of an incredible life that you lead in not everybody gets to lead this life and so when they talk when they talk to me on facebook look on Saturday. They're thinking well. This has got to be a figment of this guy's imagination. I mean I can understand people saying well. It's GonNa be a fix figured out the imagination because most people are not you don't have that exciting life that. I don't have that opportunity for you you know and so there's always there always pufus who for doing and Well my mother always says my money. Say Oh pooh-poohed it's Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo. Are you sure about that because I can tell you. My mother used to use that terminology to. It's a very old school. It's not really. Yeah that's neither here nor there when we're talking about here is the reality of Chris Norton's life. I'm curious Christmas. I'm not saying that you're making get up. You say that you're so hot that women want to have sex with you. No matter what the age no matter how old I am or a uh no no matter the age of I guess. Didn't you say you I got excuse me for bringing this up then you say you I got tagged when you were twelve or thirteen. Yeah I mean in a lot of people don't like to talk about that these days. 'cause attitudes estranged it used to be when you're young man you would tag it. Well we call ball tag obey tagging baggage and tag it bag at me. I mean you just it was like a self assembly line you go ahead and Tagger bagger and off back to her husband or whatever and when you were twelve Thir- about you're talking about like scuba now Babes bird dog and chicks and you you know what I mean. I I don't are you trying to tell me not. Everybody was looking they. Not Everyone had appeal when I have. What are you trying to tell me? Like for instance. UPS or enery. Are you saying that you was wealth. Care nothing about bird dog chicks and banging. Let's watch the language. Okay sorry yeah when I was twelve years. I think I probably got really crazy for girls when I was about. Twelve twelve or thirteen and your very first crush was it was A family member. If I remember you talking about hill say there wasn't your sister. Was it no so it was not. I gotTA had a crush on my cousins. When they came out from candidate? Never mind so there. We were talking about something reasonable and now I completely forgot talking about distorted life. That's it Chris Norton's life. Yeah Chris Fill this conversation these people now the other question they had was what you so you scope girls since you were twelve. Yeah that's right good looking when you were twelve. Yeah I mean. I think you'd have to be always been good looking. There's you know there's not. There's not never been not no time. I'm sorry I'm trying to. There's never been a time. There's never been a time that I have been fairly a hot looking at it. I mean I don't WanNa talk about myself so I don't think of myself egotistical but there has not been no time that I've not been high so you know and and also on top of the fact I'll look at. I also have strong troy a strong drive and the energy but my wallet you know and what was done only your sexuality but you know I said Oh no. You're not on your what are you saying. Your sensuality Chris. You know that you're hard to understand right. I know that I mean you guys are always. I talked to a doctor who said my says yes. You're six is so strong. It's leaking into your vocal chords into your hands when you right. Because we notice your your tweets tweets on on on. What is it called in dry on twitter? Yeah those are barely. We barely understand those two so you know. Obviously there's not going on we. We just didn't know that was it and to me. That sounds pretty incredible but I. I would love to talk to a doctor about that sometime now. How does your sex leak onto your vocal chords? Because Chris you're always talking talking to the doctor said to me it's kind of like you're kind of like it's the kind of language. Was your kind of way you talk it. Could I do it because I might life. You know it's kind of that. You talk when you're just laying around like yeah like you just had an orgasm which you shut your the whole before. I put something in that supposed to mean. Are you guys. Knock it off Williams. I wouldn't you like to know saying is yeah I mean in a way pigments. That's right you know So full of relaxed you know. I'm so relaxed and ready for it because you have to be relax array for if you're going to you know if you're going to bird doggy bag take a bag or if you bird dog at bag it what are you talking bird dog and bag it. No Oh man if you tag it bag tag it. And why don't we not use these terms. You talk about sleeping with a woman. Oh Yeah Yeah. That's try Maine but I've I haven't heard that I heard. That terminology is again a long time. But okay so If you sleep you sleep with her. Okay and You're having says after you wake up sleep with them. You don't know exactly what it means all right but You you can take a bag or you can bird dog a bag and Norton. Don't you don't do. This is where I lose my patients. You can bird dogging bag no man bird dog. Abang bird dog it and bang it. No Bird Dog. Obey Bird Dog Abang. No look at Chris Start Talking English. English run hanging up occur paying. Are you saying Berga Bang. Yeah that's a yacht club down in Newport beach right if I'm trying to say what about it. Oh my God won't forget. You get really pissed off Chris. He's gone off the ticket. Well I better not say on on a blood cancer or anything. Steve Yes sir yes rendering. What did we piss them off over? Well we're dog. Abang is a yacht club where a lot of young highly sex men like. Myself Chris I don't show up the wheelbarrow down there but I do wear the site speedo after you heard it discussed at length That's kind of a fun discussion at length. You know it's great What's the name St Beef? Yeah that's the name. Okay that's General Shaw. And we speak to him with great respect. Steve Chris Chris went off to the CAN. Will you let him know that he can call us when he comes back here. He comes out to check a rope. Okay Hey man go off. Ah Yes I am not come on here and talk to you like you're a liar. You treat me look Onli- no I'm not man. I don't don't know what bird dog Abang is. You thought I thought you were saying bird dog up and bang then is such a bird dog and bag and comes to find out that it's a yacht club. The Old Australian started aussies down in Newport Beach California back in the nineteen thirties. It's very. It's very select membership. But it is Cougar. Area Man I. It's what we call a cougar runway. Because it's like you know. Yeah you're clear on runway one. Okay you know Fly to go left thirty degrees degrees. That's all code for you know one. There's one ready to just go ahead and wherever you want to. I can't really say because I won't be dirty. You know you wouldn't want to be dirty or anything. There's one ready to sit where you water too. So this is a place that was a yacht club at Newport beach. California Korea started by Australians bird. Doug Abang yeah it's like a what do you call it. What did they call us? India Indian Australian. They're recalled aborigines. Wait Wait Street then you take it street. ABC didn't you take like History or something. Well her the people people who live in Australia. That are like India aborigines. That's exactly what I just city Chris. Okay I'm just double checking Yup Yoga Bank uh-huh is an old Yacht Club in South Alito. Lyles near the YOU'RE GONNA go in there. Sometimes I mean you do have to have a membership you never. He'll never even heard of the place man in my family's been going to Newport beach since the beginning I mean my father was a member there at the Balboa Yacht Club Elba Yacht Club is like a lot like regular people were dug. A Bang is where top notch. What we call the Jackie Cooper? You know let's knock it off with all of the code trying to say my father had a saying Is Not a very respectful thing but used to say that a lot of the wealthier women looked like cook. Could well kept graves. How dare he well? That's what he said he said that. A lot of these Gals were in other words. They were much older than they probably only should be behaving. I think what you're talking about some of these really counselor hitting on these young guys. Yeah these women you're talking about. I would not be disrespectful threat. Raise the call. Oh Wow well-kept right here. That was a street beef. They call well kept grave Henry. All right I'm sorry I didn't mean but that was is my dad talking many many years ago. Are we talking about women that are good deal older than you a lot of older women yeah. They're they're away. Yeah there there. What well I mean? It's you know when you to You know when you do meet a woman. And she's lovely and they have lovely women that go bang but but I mean you don't WanNa feel like you're maybe going to kill her and I've oftentimes Southfield Kill Them. Yeah there's hold you think you know you'll kill I mean you literally he'll be guilty of manslaughter. So Steve You had a strategy. One time I went out with a girl from birthday bang She was sixty two or something and she died two days later after the sex. 'cause I just left. After embedded she laid there and then died two days later that you wanted to charge me with manslaughter. Wait a minute wait a minute talking about wait wait you had sex with this woman and she left and she never got out of the bed. No I called her and I said how you her name was daisy and Horse Dung. Why do you say that? Daisy I swear to mighty now you may street cry about you know finish it. That's okay all right so her name is daisy daisy daisy EUBOEA due to do I'm half crazy over the mountain dew. It was dirty. You know. Take over three beef. Monitor my roping to me like I'm your what else do you call it. Agri street beef just left. You need to get mm-hmm yeah I'm I'm dead if I don't have him here on the Rope Duane you're going to need to. We went out of here and a half So he was with this a woman daisy and he called her back and he called her back and she was in bed and she took the call. He's there you out of bed yet. She goes no all yeah. That was so great. I don't think I'll ever get out out of bed again. And then it day after that he called her and it was just like he picked up the phone and he sent you and she goes. Yeah then he he heard or something like Oh yeah no he went. Oh yeah yeah like That you said Yeah Goodbye. And I didn't hang up. And he just heard her like gurgling. What the hell? And they charged him with manslaughter. Why did they charge him because he was he? You know missile whether he just did sexual relations with her. I'm not a COP. I mean they figure that he he just had a period where it was death by that so Death by sex you know. Hey Mister you were arrested by Newport Baseball League Anyway thank you very much. Chris Chris Norton Ladies and gentlemen and we never got any of the really good stuff all this stuff about how. He's he does nothing but have sex. And he's roped up now. We just heard St Beef walk-off because Boy Those guys. Some real prima donnas aren't they. They do seem to get their feelings hurt don't they. They do all right. So that's as good as it gets there. We have coming up arse. I Gardner here on the world. Famous Phil Hendrie. Show checking his well his arse out Just as soon as we come back here on the world famous fill Henry showed Phil Hendrie show dot com. This is the world famous Phil Hendrie show from the L. Pacifico in southern California. It's two o'clock not really. I don't know what it is. Do you have a preexisting condition like maybe you're ugly hi. I'm held Berman jokes. Like that and many many more are coming at you. This weekend at the Berman Auditorium owned by my a family. And that's where I perform. Hell Berman has been telling the same rutten Joe Hell. Birdman has been telling the same jokes for twenty years and performs at the family owned theater. The Berman Auditorium Taurean. So what are we going to do about it either. Get tickets or steer a wide. Berth man stay clear. You don't want to go anywhere near that auditorium if you don't jokes because it reverberates out it's almost like it's radioactive halpern. Men's one man. Show Dodi stink coming up this Saturday night at the Berman Auditorium. And now it's it's time for our Gardner the Arse Gardner show arse Gardner one of the top psychiatrists in the US federal prison system and now a top rated talk show host and ours prides himself on never ever changing his name. No matter how much how much stuff people wanna give him about it. He'll never change. His name. Arsenal never uses filler words or discourse words such as R R And recently ours is declared he will no longer use the word the so here is our Gardner show. Thank you very much and I am ours. Gardiner and welcome to our gardeners show. I do not use filler words or discourse words like her up And I am no longer going to use the word and I put it in quotes. I just used the word. God used the fuck it and now the Arse Gardner Show arse Gardner formerly me one of the top psychiatrists in the federal prison system too harsh his now a top rated talk show. Host Gardner will never ever change his name. No Matter How oh embarrassing. It is and no longer uses filler words or discourse markers like or or a as of today they show arse will no longer use the word and I put it in quotes the now one of the top show host in America are scarred. NER thank you very much this is Jordan and welcome. I will never change my name. It will never happen. I'll never change my name. Even though my name are the first fuck I just said you are a fucking clue Khan. Aren't you who you talking to men. And now the ours Gordon. Show arse Gardner one of the top psychiatrists in the federal prison system is now a top rated talk show host ours will never change his name even though he takes endless amounts of stuff for it. You'll never change his name. Ours does not use filler words or discourse course markers like or e- and as of today's show ours will no longer use the word. The here is ours Gardner the people ask me why I put limits on my speech and reason in is I put limits on my speech because I believe in being very specific. I believe you've in being very dynamic clear and not at all difficult to understand. I think that's best the best way to put it and I have found that this is the best way to get to what it is I want to say. Don't use discourse markers or filler words and don't use the aforementioned T. h. e. word because it's a waste of time it irritates me and I get so irritated that I want to slap or punch or otherwise lash out at people violently. It sounds childish and yet that's where we are. I'm ours Gardner. And welcome to our S- Gardner show. I'll be taking your phone calls and talking to you about the issues that disturb you the most and be very very happy to speak with you at our current number that you can see at the box God damn. Am You now. The arse Gardner Show arse Gardner will never change his name. He's one of the top psychiatrists in the federal prison. The system and now ours Gardner is a top rated talk show host arse does not use discourse markers or filler words like or or And as of today show our will no longer use the word. VAA arse Gardner Arse Gardner show Thank you thank you very much and welcome to our gardeners show. I'm Chris Gardiner and indeed I do not use discourse Barker's or Filler words like up and will not use T. h. e. any longer. The word that is spelled T.. God I just said you are A. Let's do it again. Hello yes it's Oh. Hi Jack Okay. Jack Cumby is general. Manager of our S- Gardner Show and Jack is on the God. Damn it like did you knocked at bullshit off. Okay are you in the TUB. Yeah where are you in the TUB. You'll look at the The thought of my game. And what can you offer your. I'm the general manager of the Gardner. Show I'm trying to. I'm trying to take nice warm bath. Okay Masturbate that make you feel better a little bit. Yeah as long as I feel something about myself really embarrassing you you feel better about yourself don't you. I need that. I need for people to reveal embarrassing things about themselves so that I feel better about myself right but in the meantime there you are gardener with a name arse that you don't want to change because it proves what it proves that I am tough enough to take any name that my filthy filthy dirty parents settled me with okay. Meanwhile you're saying half the time you're probably going to a nobody notices. No I am not no I am not what does this prove. What is it getting getting this far? hard-fought discipline you can't explain. I'm getting out of the TUB right now. I think I'M GONNA get in the car I'm GONNA drive down. Let's see how you are My bathroom you don't have a butler. Well thanks a lot for blowing. I gave it away Yeah I've got a woman listening tonight hype I WANNA say hello to carry. I don't have a Butler because just heard this this mental mentally. That's right go ahead and knock me call me mentally diseased. Because I want to be better. I don't WanNA use the no. That doesn't count. I gotta get a tell myself because I don't have a butler. Okay Kerry that whole thing Chauncey you get me a towel. Well did you have to say you. Don't have a butler. I I need to because you're so honest and you don't say the and I don't and you don't don't use discord more discourse. Yeah this'll fit. I'm getting into a pair of shorts and flip flops. Even fifty degrees out and I'm driving to the station. I'm GonNa Take Yeah for dinner and find out what the fuck is wrong and so ours Gardner completes another show not being successful in not using the word Vaa or discourse markers or filler words. Arse Gardner also retains the name ours because he will not give up that he will not be driven from the name because people point and laugh at them and go Your name is thank you very much. I am Arse Gardner and I will continue and I the next show God Damn you just said though I know it what the world famous Phil Hendrie Show is executive produced by Phil Hendrie reincorporated all rights reserved on. podcast one you know my throat is not back yet. Another day off. I don't want to take any more time off. This show is suffering without being. That's true bar when you're not here we We suffered being facetious a little bit Dole Queue. Do what did I do. You balled up your fist and backley here in Belgium and you didn't have to announce a did you. Everybody get a backstage. Pass the world famous Henry Show at Phil Hendrie show dot com one month or one year the greatest value online other than Porn Eh.

Arse Gardner Steve Chris Chris Chris Norton Phil Hendrie Henry TA Chris Camp Newport beach Chris Chris Norton Darren Rusty Pelican California Belgium Australia Steve You lions Berman Auditorium Chris First Southern California Henry Family
Episode #1381: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

00:00 sec | 1 year ago

Episode #1381: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Phil in rehear for the backstage pass at the world famous Phil Hendrie show website. Now, you may think that you can't run out of backstage passes that anybody anyone and as many people as possible can become subscribers to our website. And I mean millions and millions of people will no that's not necessarily the case if too many people subscribe, if we put too many people on the website soon, it just disintegrate some blows up, and it could kill what you knock it off. Anyway, why don't you subscribe to our website? Let let me do it. Subscribe to the world famous. Phil Henry show website. I'll do it. Well, the what do you mean you can't fill your pissing people? Awful ready. Subscribe to the Phil Hendrie show website. Please. Hey, what a waste of time. If you were not a subscriber, I'm not a subscriber. Would you subscribe? Oh, no. And I won't that's right. Good one cell. Oh, and one other thing don't forget to join us on our backstage pass chat tonight at seven o'clock Pacific that would be ten o'clock eastern that would be nine o'clock central that would be eight o'clock mountain and black mountain. Yeah. But about Rocky Mountain east trying to be crude anyway, join us tonight for the backstage pass chat at seven o'clock Pacific in Rocky Mountain. I'm gonna wait a minute, man. Welcome world-famous, Phil Emery show from emphysema in southern California. I'm Robert Lenin. I'm gray, but Dickman and there's a general Gaylon Shaw. And this is the Phil every show. So thank you, general Phill, just you're gonna tell the story feel you've got to tell the story. I'm going to tell the story. I don't think you should go up. Why not because that's a school as -clusive content for subscribers? What are you talking about? Wait a minute buds got a good point. We're going to show, folks. But as a good point what good point does this. You're telling me that that story who told during the pre show where you escape the jaws of death. You're not even gonna tell the I'm just didn't say that. I don't shoot us there anything she keeping exclusive come on, man. They'll reason why people still a little way to wait. Wait. Wait buds got to the point. We have a. You know, we have a subscriber base that I respect that. I love and that they're the guys that drive this machine and the story that I told them to knock it off and get to. Okay. Anyway, as I was coming back build it up a little bit. It all started. So get right to their shut up. And let me just do it. Welcome to the show, and what happened to me. Well, it's not going to take that long as you might want to pick it up a bit. All right. Never been what time then I still think. All right. Jesus Phil staring at I think his eyes are glowing. Almost purple look at the is the all seeing is. I'm kidding. Where can you kid man, you're purple? Maybe you guys are loosening. I didn't do anything. So anyway, here's what happened. It was you didn't sleep Tuesday night. I got it Margaret, you know. You know, let let the man tell the story the way the man experienced it. Yes, sir. General I'm always here for you to do all the things you do to be just another woman just standing here waiting for you to hand me a scrub brush of bucket o gun that their market. Would you knock it off with them? The whole you guys. Let me talk or not go ahead man who murder thing the Martin thing the martyr thing. So folks, ignore that there's people here with me feel starting sh. The other day about half past ten. I'm only kidding. I'm gonna create. Beat your ass myself. Don't start dancing. But. Caught up with the left hand when you dance the left hand comes out. Great. Here's it was mine very cagey, but you know, what you do that. And she hits you them going to have to call the cops one of these days on Margaret. Okay. What are you talking about? If you do that again. I a call the cops. I can't let that happen. That's what he's doing. It. So you wanna see me inside you read me out? You dirty repping pulled on? Doing if I see anybody throw in another hand around here, man. So I'll be going to lose it. Or are you going to tell people that story? Not. So what happened was? Driving back from my friend, dawn and PAM's house up in Sierra Madre, which is a little suburban town north of Los Angeles. Which is where they have retired to they got a beautiful little home there and dawn is also an officer with the alumni association from our old high acelle highschool, and we do this auction every year, and we raise money for them. And I got a hold of this Santa Anita box. What's the story? Now, totally of background. This could go on for a long time. Right. Maybe we'll do you. I do mind. If you there's a whole bag of egg mcmuffins out. There we go get your ethnic Buffon's. We'll fill. To you're. So you get these right here. I've got the ad mcmuffin. That's the one. This eating by mcmuffin on talk about the Muslim. Are you guys gonna talk? Are you going to eat? There's good news on from. You too. Both. The what ruse this for us special sauce? I better not said that. What did you guys swallow your food? Where do you get off saying I got your special sauce swigging where does that come from? Through a butcher spitting Muffin and egg and shit. All over me. Joe smokers about you. Do you mind? Maybe you should just go onto the show. No, I'm gonna tell the story now. So I'm coming back from dominant PAM's house. I went over there to drop off the tickets, basically to the luxury bucks because we're not gonna use the Phil Hendrie show is not gonna use the box because of the problems associated with the Santa Anita. And you know, it just it's it's not something that a promotion that. I wanted us to be involved with at this particular time. However, we did have the box sanity graciously donated it for our auction. I bid on it. And the reason why I bid on it. I'm gonna get to it. The reason why bid on is because. The cheap creeps. I'm kidding. I'm joking. Even though we have a very well heeled alumni association. Apparently, I'm joking around. Anyway, nobody bid on the box. So I did that it was a two thousand dollar bid. And we got this box for the thing. So I just donated it back to the alumni association you over and you were over there dropping the tickets off. Yes, that was over don's and Donna pants house drop in the tickets off. And then we went out we have some lunch, and, you know, laughed it up, and as we usually do well I hadn't slept that well on Tuesday night. And so everyone at all for a variety of reasons. One of the problems is I drink coffee. I probably I think I I think I've overstated that whole thing about how. Absolutely. You guys swallow, please. When he says swallow, it's okay. When you say, but I kick your finger. Wait a minute. You got off slow. We'll go ahead. So. I feel where it was now talking about you went down and had something to eat and was less, and you don't sleep very well because the coffee and the waves. That's it. Janke? What's your problem? Will you guys either eating swallow or just shut up? You know, I think I'm gonna not do the show. Those social flu Margaret site. You've got Rory McLeod today's show, folks. Yes, he'll goes through. I'm dead living this part. Anyway, I get in the car, and I'm driving home. I very tired. I was very tired. And I've been tired before is we all have. And we've all driven when we're getting ready to feels like we're going to fall asleep. And you gotta be alert. If you know, you're tired and you're driving especially driving. I'm going about a two hour stretch. Maybe an hour and a half I'm going from Sierra modera- all the way out to Portland Niimi Ventura County. And that's fifty minutes. That's a long way. It ain't anything not used to driving. But you know, you gotta be alert, and especially when you're tired. You gotta tell yourself you better. Keep your goddamn buys opens. Here's my French or pullover and take an app or something. I don't know what happened to me as I left their place. It was two thirty in the afternoon. And it is it is a pretty solid wall of traffic. It's not it wasn't bumper to bumper. But there's a lot of traffic between passing the California was a sensible. We're talking about all the way straight on out to the outer rings, a Los Angeles up into veteran Santa Barbara. It's a solid traffic. It sends out a little bit as you get outside of the city, but not that much. And now, I'm on the one thirty four. I've left Burbank Glendale, and I'm on my way into Hollywood heading out to the valley, and then bang the hell out to where I live and. I'm tired. But I was talking to myself, and I was playing museum. I dunno. I got into some kind of a mind loop and the best way to tell you this is when I woke up to that. So that's what happened. Thanks for spitting egg over me. So that's you woke up when I woke up what what won't be up and would often wakes people up. Is you feel the wheels going over those lane dividers, you know, I felt that pop bump bump and a car was drifting. Right. I was in a fast lane, and my car was drifting. Right. I probably wasn't asleep. If you will if you wanna call it that for for London a couple of three seconds. Maybe just one enough for the court is suddenly, you know, there's no hand on the wheel it's beginning to drift. And when I woke my car was slightly in the lane next to me and a truck swerved was passing me on the right and swerved around me. There is this. No, don't eat the pepper cheating. Those are mind. Listen to this or not. But he's in the pepper food. Where did you get pepper cheaney's at McDonald's? Plead. Sorry, I asked him pack special. So while these assholes eat, oh my God. Phil what it disrespectful thing while these assholes, eat go. Let me just finish. My story I woke up, and and this court was swerving around me. And I gotta tell you something the reason why these clowns they heard the story already during the pre show closely. Slow singing. If you just tuned in Margaret, and Robert they're all eating egg mcmuffin, boom. And they're talking with their mouthful. Oh, talking with by muffled. You think that's funny? So what were you thinking about? Get off of him. I don't like that. Let him finish the store you think it's damn selfish. You guys you heard the story during the pre show. And now I'm trying to tell the audience, and you guys won't shut up. No, no, no, fill anything. You guys want? Shut up. I'm trying to tell you a story you won't shut up. And by the way, to the folks we have Chris Norton on who's finishing up a new film for throb city productions called Bouba rela. His covered Ruth. Maybe that's why you're talking so much Margaret how you wanna put off the inevitable. Maybe. So when I woke up the cord drifted over these lane dividers and the car truck was serving around me and it scared the shit out of me. I mean, it just it scared. The hell out of me. I'm waking up to the car drifting over these lane, dividers and traffic, man. This isn't something where you know, how you fall asleep. So you've heard stories of people falling asleep at night, and they hit the guardrail or they fall asleep at night in. Oh. And there's no traffic around them. But they're they're awakened by if they're lucky they're waking by those those lane dividing little reflectors. But I was in traffic. I was in midday traffic, and I'm telling you, I. Scared the shit out of me. So I. At kicked my ass awake. And I told my son Henry pullover man and fall asleep someplace, but I realize I'm not gonna sleep a wide awake. Now. I mean, there was nothing was gonna put me to sleep. I I was I was that scared and that that traumatized by this whole episode where you you realize that my head had dropped to my chest. Because when I awakened I was looking down, and I pulled my head up. So. You know, what man you have to be asleep? I mean, you have to have lost conscious control of yourself enough. So that your head has dipped down. And now the car has no controlling hand. And it's beginning to do this drift out. It could have been more diffuse seconds. Who knows maybe it was like ten seconds. I don't even want to think about a man the thing that that that the the only saving grace this whole experience was that. I. I'm telling you right now. I don't think I'm ever going to fall asleep in a car again. I'm sure as hell not going to be driving tired like that ever again. Because I know you know, I could've killed somebody else. Wouldn't just me. But in all traffic as the chorus drifting is let's say people were able to avoid me. Eventually the cars can drift all the way to the other side of the freeway. It's gonna hit a guardrail. It's going to be side over side. It's gonna flip. There's not a God damn you, no doubt in my mind. And then you're running the risk of hitting who anybody. And if I survived that shit. I don't know what happens to me. Let me tell you something friend. That's manslaughter charge. Yeah. I agree manslaughter. No question. How do you know about it? What do you know about it? He's back to eating you. Go ahead and eat your egg mcmuffin, bud. He's meeting. What? Gaming swan food, do it's just by about it. All right, fine. That's that's who knows. But God Phil who knows. That's right. Who does? So I. I don't know what happened when I got home. I texted a couple of friends. It's like I needed somebody to know what what just happened, you know. And I don't know. Well, you said you thought it wasn't a near death experience known that near death away people die and. What what do you call a near death experience like what a cat dies? And he sees the light. What? That's that's. Yes. That's that's death. That is dead. Phil. I don't know. But I know it isn't because those do they come back. So it's not death jeopardy. Dick, did will they did die? But what if that's what I think it is? Phil. That's what I think. I know you don't like me for mining you. That's what I think it is. Falling asleep at the car. But but the fear that it put in me was I could've died. There's no question about it. So when I got home I texted a couple of friends of mine because I felt the need to let someone I felt I needed to tie myself to the earth. Somehow, you know, what I'm saying? In other words, if you texted these people somebody else knows that you almost checked out. Yeah. Figures. Same thing. That's what I did. And and that's where that's that man. So that was that was jacked up, man. But you know, I my sleep is all everybody that's ever listened to me for any length of time. You know, that I I've got a weird really weird sleep patterns and. There you go. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was fem. I'm not minimizing it feels it. But we do have to get going. We have Chris Norton. Joining us today to talk about the next. This is the second in his trilogy. I read about that general. Why would you ask me? I don't know. Well, I believe there's a trilogy right, Phil. Well, I know there was climbing Rexrodt's about this is boomer Ella, thirty abrasive Rhys. That's right Brexit breasts. So this is the crystal in the body of work in the crystal chronology and filmography filmography ears. Sorry. This then is part three in the filmography the triumvirate trilogy who gives a ship right there. Does about this galaxy's Elfriede goddamn Hitchcock watched the language Hoover right back, folks. This is the world famous Fillon reshow. Chris Norton coming up next to talk to us about Bouba rela the Phil Hendrie show. Brought to you by Mr. meet with five locations hamburgers. Hotdogs, pork chops cork chop sandwiches chop sandwich. Chopped meat, pork chops. What other kind of meat is there? There's fish. No. We don't do that bullshit. Mr. meet five locations in and around southern California. Just tell them Mr. meet sent you your Mr. meet. No, no, no way. No, no hanging that on me. I'm muggy gray for the Phil Hendrie show website. Do you have a subscription? You don't what a cheap creep? You are get the world famous. Phil Emery show backstage pass a subscription for one month or one year, and you are in friend. You're in like, Flint thirty five thousand plus. Hours of stuff there in the archives to go in and luxuriate in there. That's how you do that. Sorry, folks. What's the way of all of that the world famous filler show live say filler, he show dot com. Yeah. Caffeine dream for DA, dad. Here's Phil Henry. Thank you, bud. World-famous fill every show. I wanna get. Christner, Don here in a moment. But I just wanted to let you all know that Chris has not only is he is he from going to be talking to us from the set of the movie that they're making boob irrelevant also has some sound effects. He's got some clips again can play some of the soundtrack or some of the film itself. Yeah. It'd be sound from the film since we're doing an audio thing here. Joining us joining us from the throb city studios in Redondo Beach, California is we got the music plan. Now, this my understanding Chris this music plays constantly. How you doing good Chris grant, I want to say to everybody Harvard, and but in Robert a very good data. Yeah. Because I was at you play this music. Do I play. The main thing is this music playing constantly corrected music. Does play calling late in inner around with Radio City studio me. Yes studio. We've been doing it. Yeah. We don't have a studio. What's do you? Have. You got. I have a we've got a couple of offices. Okay. We'll use business park over there. Right. Yeah. Often. So you've got to come look at Chris I've seen photographs of your studio. You've got it's all cement you've got to chairs and some cameras. We aren't green grand to. Yes. You have a green screen. So why don't you do have some office space? You're renting it looks like it's very under-equipped. If you'll pardon me expression, that's not bad idea for a movie is on our quitting. Visit goes. But don't get so excited they called. What's your story? Man, it ceased Margaret said under-equipped under-equipped. He don't do what he casts minutes come on, Margaret. You know, I wanna do film. I'm not trying to say they've been great movie grid movie with you on, you know, their college at what would you equipped? I have no. But it wouldn't be assessment. He would they move out. It'd be a first we sent Allen, but you'd be violent you'd be a violent one. I want you call up the violent won the Margaret grace story. I like that. I thought that I mean, we'll see. The what what my name's project projects going to be not exactly sure. Because I know you're talking about my trilogy and everything because don't get too excited about that. I was trying to give you some respectability something beans stream cachet. Do you understand what I mean? But that right. Not really mainstream cachet mainstream cashew meeting. You're not just Chris Norton some slob that works for a pharmaceutical company doing phone sales. You aren't autour a director who has a buddy of work one who is working on a every great director has his trilogy. All right. Sergio Leone film had. The good the bed in the ugly. The fist full of dollars yet in assist. Fool. What do you mean? You know? I don't like the way you say, wait a minute sent me a fistful fist full of dollars. Fitful dollar. Yes. You'll that's about it. Now, I'm not now the wheel turning great now north wants to do a movie called fistful. I can imagine what that's about. No, no, no what you're thinking. Now. Are you saying I'm not talking about the random money? I didn't think you were. Oh my God. He found out. I'm taking it. That's pretty much. Yes. Chris where we're going with that. God is great. You're thinking about you. I know what this bum does for, you know, something Phil I wanna kill it. So, but what are you trying to bainer for you tell you that sticks? She belted you want, you know. What is your story? Anyway, ma'am, you look like you wanna get your s beaten to death. Pay for me. Now, don't not worth it starts, a choice to send you home. Should I send you home? No. Looking at paid for should I send you home? How dare you think? This is my problem gray. I mean, I'm a winner. And you were AM to send you home you. Yes. As a matter of fact, send me home, I don't want to. Well, I want to go home. You don't get to what you going to fire you if you leave. Very working with you. Would confuse me a lot. What happened there? I don't know. I've got my mind my mind, I'm working good. I started writing this film, and you know, you talking about fall asleep. I always felt sleepy other day. But I wasn't driving a car where were you just sitting sitting in my dad's, but I almost asleep. But my dad timely the same thing that's floating stupid carbon. I understand you're not drag. I was very big from writing the movie, no. I've been drinking before anyway. So you weren't doing anything just you would just a bum. And you were tired from being a bum very much. We're talking to Chris Morton here now. Margaret tried to give you a little love there when she said, the your trilogy. Yeah. I mean why I never thought about that way. Hold on. We were on Sergio Leone's trilogy fistful of dollars. Good the bed in the ugly. And for a few dollars more. You've never heard of for a few dollars bore. No was fistful of dollars his full mass fistful didn't say this. I said, hey, bud. Your full of crap. Okay. There's no such movie. Wait a minute near the good abandoned. It was a good bad and ugly. I know that one and we were going to do in fact Maseri we were going to do a Colin Terry on that call ugly. What call funnily fuddy? This is what smart S's is like Chris guys that think they're all that. That's what they call a lot of girls. They're funny. They're fat and ugly. And I find it to be so contempt. It's beneath contempt to talk about a woman that way wanting to talk about women that way, I know that that was applied to. But what do you think? Funny means we're going to be about a new banker. Chad Pugsley, you're making this crap up as you go. We're we're talking about Chad flood -ly. Yeah. Tonight. It's Chad Fung Lee in the late report. And it wouldn't be and then it would be about his life. Yeah. But they get back on that is fucking tight. You know, it's funny tonight. You know, you are making this up as you go along you didn't want it to be about fat, ugly girls. God, I swear got you've never heard the term suddenly boy. Boy, a twenty seven rate you need to gain be have you ever heard the term? Suddenly you Jack ass. I have I don't screw around. Man. Let's go. You know, what we're talking about? You. You to call it that no gave me the idea about it. And my feeling is due to Chad Fudd, forget it. Let's get back to whatever this garbage is. We're talking about you got a new movie out and thought out yet. No, you're still he principal photography from what I understand. We are still in print all star fate guys called rela and I play restaurant, obviously, I play and I'm flying through our space, and I'm going to take on Buber L, but I'm not taking her on to, you know, Miami boob rela is going to be the Queen of she's the Queen of a planet, and she has her psychic like, there's relative. There's the second Queen. There's a second Queen concert. And then there's like the king the king and the kings thing. And what does it mean the kings thing kings, you know, his penis. Yeah. But but we've got some great actors actresses. And as we got Emily, boom. We got. Emily, boom. Yeah. And we'll by the way, we are also able to nail down to use my French by this. But we were able to nail down Rachel the Rimmer Malaya, and that's great. I've never heard of her own really. Rachel the rim. Remo you. She was in rim job three through six. Yeah. She's she was the first two, isn't that great? Who else kind Mr. Henry booster? Are you directing this? No, Bob meets direct. I wrote and produced by Bob me coming in Bob meat. So you he will not be performing. No, I know that disappoints a lot of people being. I don't care crisply the end if you say, I do that. I'll come through the phone on your s. All right. I couldn't gives very no not miss Bray anything I want all you guys to quit zero. When your jokes on Margaret you understand. I didn't say I haven't said anything since we had the mcmuffins. What then that's for you, bud. Well, I think you feel that was very chivalrous. Anyway, I'm saying that there's got Bob mate. And I tell you Emily, but booms and. Regular Emmer Amelia, y'all she was in rim job. So what about it? Dead, man. Oh, she's been a lot of movies tribe. Give somebody some doesn't instant rode hard and put up wet what dickhead wait a minute. But have some respect we talking man. I'm in a way, I understand respectful lemon. Alive. Respect for women. That's a hot one. We're talking to a porn producer respect for women. Wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Are you trying to say me? I had no respect for women. I'm singing s I'm saying anyone. No, wait a minute. Margaret, wait, wait. Let's let's I don't wanna get too heavy here. Film doesn't want to go into this conversation because he doesn't know where he's gonna wind up with this. Let me tell you where your wind up. I all kinds of respect for women. And I always will. Okay. Res- ride or any krizner's made. But rents ride is me too. Now, let me to kind of you didn't it. I've never around any woman all of all the working conditions throb city production our top line. They're competent, Mark. You know, there's all right, man. I I believe you. We're talking to Chris Norton here about throb city. I mean, excuse me about what's the name of the movie is boomer element, blue Borelli. Boo. Boo. Bouba rela now. Obviously, you know, does it follow the same sort of plot lines at Barbarella did. What does it follow the same plotlines that Barbarella did? I mean, what is Barbara rela? You're kidding, right? No Barbarella is a real movie with Jane Fonda. You never heard of Barbarella. No. I never heard Barbara. Has you come on? Dude, do guerrilla. How'd I come up with what how did you come up with rela? I thought of it, man. I sat down I go. I'm gonna call movie Buber Ella. Well, you know, what you must have heard of Barbarella. Then why would you call it Bouba rela coming explosion of boob? In other words, what I was looking for with a movie title. That sounds like it's just boobs boobs on parade or something like that didn't let you boobs on parade because that's been done. I wanted it to be outerspace I want. I definitely wanted it to be face. You know massery? Yeah. Yeah. I know. Okay. All right. So you want why don't you call it boots in space? No, man. I'm looking at throb city, rob cities, a cut above if you wanna movie called boob space or you wanna go see like, a friend of mine. I don't know if you know Terry towel misery, but he did a movie called vaginal lockdown. And I'm like, so what the Bank robber buddy, the women. Are they rob a day news, you know, and just before they make their getaway? They stop have an orgy scene there on the floor in a Bank lobby, and then they stop having says the police able track down by Jay found vibrators that was using for God's sake. Well, I'm sorry is great Yarmouth very essay about this. I didn't ask you about this. But I mean, what's the point Janelle luck down? Yes. So it's a big robbery. So stand elected the Bank is that it. Yeah. You guess that what come on, man? So it's nude. Women robbing a Bank. Yeah. But. Eleven. Slowdown kris. Okay. All right. But you guys were talking about Buber rela, and you feel once you just call it, you know. Boop. Boop. Boop Bank boob Bank. I didn't say that. But the, you know, I understand the thoughts of others. Now. There's a good title boot Bank. No, I don't wanna do that. What's your point of John locked down stiff, man? Yes. Stiff I'll bet you probably produced a lot of stiffs. Remind me never to hire you for any writing. That was a pretty good line. No it wasn't. And you know what? But if you don't clam up and stop trying to impress everybody with your wit. It's really going to tighten. My jaws shut up. I mean, you're talking about stuff you tell me that's done. That was not a good way. What I forget damn good. Keep forgetting what I'm saying that the lockdown was pedestrian and its day I up that's what you're saying. Stiff, you're would you guys? Give me a break cut on. God. Damn I want to go to the bathroom and throw up it stiffed. He saying the movie stiffed, no one movie. About the movie. Yeah, man. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. But and you know, that don't you? I'm gonna get up and I'm going to go outside because it'll save me from a homicide charge. You go ahead. Great, man. Anyway. So yeah, I I wanted to avoid that. And I wanted to go with something a little more floral, though, more just kinda like way, we, you know, and it's called Bouba rela. So now, you see Bob beats directing Bobby directing. And I understand Mr. meat is standing by bud. Right. This Mr. meet standing by. He's. Right now line four if you wanna talk to him 'cause I'm hoping that bombs. Hey, bob. It's Phil Hendrie doing good. Hey bothered. Chris guy doing now. And I was taught to fill about how you're gonna be direct in Buba rela tie. You feel gone. How you doing? I'm great. How you doing great? How do you have the principal photography there on Buber Ella going? How you doing? Hey, knock it off ban. William I'm starting to finish that Bob me, the friend of mine. Try. So you've got to just get him back on the line. Get Chris that wanna talk to Bob mR me. Are you Mr. me? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Chris cut it with the jokes miseries pissed off and he's really pissed off. Yeah. He is. He's pissed off as hell. I'm going to do we have bub meat or do we not dead? Right. These stand with me right here, Missouri. Bring my bomb. Hi, bob. It's filling Henry how you doing? I'm how you good. And I want to thank you for giving. I've talked to I deserve it. Sure. This are you bummed me. Nearly how are you on good? This to be my name's market game one of the panelists on the show. So you're directing Chris's Bouba rela I am in keyed. I'm hype great ho two on giving me the opportunity. Because I've been performing, you know. So this is this your first time behind the Campbell. It is indeed that he wanted to devote more time as the hormones right him and also as the executive producer. So I I wanted to devote more time to it. You know, and Phil I'm I'm directing the film. And I also think Deb. Pillow trying to criticize I think the film probably need a steady hand than than perhaps what Chris is able to Lynn because you're the reason I don't mind that you're trying to say, I'm a bad direction. I'm not saying you're a bad director. But this film needs a discipline hand, it needs someone I feel need someone with a free hand. And most of the time when Christmas directing Princeton when he dragged his on rents rod timing Rexrod mountain. He's got the other hand going to you know to live lie. Why aren't you talking about a school here? Not because I would I would I'm going for his honesty, and I wanted to own his background. I wanted to keep in the kitchen, and I think you're eagerly radio hit me don't even to avoid this, all you. You're saying the when I was directing you res- rod climate restaurant mountain that I'm thanking with the other hand if I said you needed a free hand the film need to see this film needs a free hand because both hands occupied one was holding a Cup of coffee. The other one was going through her. You know? Some kind of a choker meet am I some kind of a joke. Meet you file when you say that Bob, don't you? Go ahead and oil, the cameras, whatever they owe. You just go, man. I gotta finish off as Bob me. Greg. It's great to have your one of the great directors shit. That guy says a he's out of control. It sounds like to me. Although he is a good point. If you were you didn't have a free hand in the last movie. I mean say that I didn't have a free hand. Not quite accurate. Okay. Yeah. There were times. I was not drinking coffee. There were times. I was not what are you doing man? Get some kind of a weird addiction about what you said, you're spanking. It might one day spent the day just grabbing it and meet leave. He'll never let me forget it. Diet. How ask just hit the mouth of the. Oh, hey, Bob. If you wanna come on, you know, what just come over here. Don't stay over there and finish what you're doing. The daily you look at today's today's film daily newspaper. Yes. Either. He's on on the phone with your isn't. So you got to come over here or shut up. We can stuff himself to county. I guess you're that I heard it. All right. We're talking with Chris Norton from throb city on his new film Buber rela this has been the most bullshit, and you know. Rory. I'm sorry. I took ROY entire script. I'm I'm doing this. I took were ROY rooted in improv strip for us called Bouba rela ROY MacLeod. This is ROY MacLeod's work. Yes. I told you. Well, I thought we were going to hell I didn't know where we're doing that today. I thought we were just rehearsing. No, this is that it's an improv. I love you didn't understand that. I did not understand that. No. I did. But I mean, there's gonna be structured to an improv structure them at all. But I'm doing great, man. All right. So in other words, you guys had no idea where this was going, Phil. I know where it's going. It just doesn't seem. I know where it's going. It doesn't seem like a good place. That's going to. That's how I was thinking. I notice going, and I know where it's been. And that's that's where I'm at. Yeah. That's what I I understand. Rory. We'd like to apologize to you for making garbage out of your improv script. It was a it was an improvisational script. Philly gave you a bullet points. I understand that. But I wasn't prepared to have bud knocked out cold in the script that Rory was his bullet points. He wanted you knocked out cold for a half hour. Oh god. Why did you rub me? If that opportunity to have a call am I don't want other shows. I'm willing had a yeah. I would've had to call the cops. I would've had to have you put in jail for what reason knock it a guy out for a half hour. God damn now that is that's a pretty serious assault. Beck. Republicans. Hey, man. What's your kid over on the on the phone or on the Mike and whenever? Okay. Well, I was hurt enough above me, Bob. But see you later, man. Anyway. Morella? We can do this much of the script Bouba rela Buber rela is going to be out and ready to go. And when like we obviously Buber Ella where she's pulling them out Kyun v as a at the academy theatre in downtown Pasadena on June fifth down at the academy theatre done ten peasants. That's correct. Yeah. She's pulling them out over. Yeah. Boop. Boop. Boop. Sorry. Boo. Burrell got flash it on on on June fifth. I think it right. Okay. Chris. What's the problem slash Friday's a little bit over pin there done that? I mean that was Opie and Anthony wasn't it. It was no whip them out with them out Wednesday was well and flesh Friday with something else. Fry with like does like, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom to cadets, go or. Yeah. I think I was five Friday. But with them are Wednesday was be an Anthony. What are you talking about? Some bologna at him. All right. Chris good luck with Buber rela. Wow. Man. You're to look if you're gonna leave me now the audience, I got no control of the production. Bob me or here with bullet the Polonia face where does she live baloney? Let me out of this place before I go nuts. Phil this traumatized by almost falling asleep and crashing his car. That's what I think. Famous filler show. Today's show was written by ROY MacLeod, although butchered alive by me in the speak for yourself, pal. Get very excellent term. Beds. And you know, I thought I did a good job. Yes. I just filled it a Ben jump to renting it is. You guessed. The world famous feeling be shows executive produced by Phil Hendrie. Today's show was written by ROY McLeod and butchered alive by film, Henry. Wakes? Reserve force you pre Inc on punt chest one. Body benches my leg.

Phil Hendrie Phil Phil Henry Bob me Margaret grace Chris Chris Norton California Barbara rela Bouba rela Rory McLeod Phil Emery Barbarella Robert Lenin Sergio Leone Rocky Mountain Los Angeles Santa Barbara Colin Terry director
Episode #1763 The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

45:42 min | 2 months ago

Episode #1763 The New Phil Hendrie Show

"I feel Henry tonight tonight, and only tonight is the final semi-final bar fight for twenty twenty. Yes, I said final Semi Final Bar fight for twenty twenty, because if it was the second to the. final. Don't do it feel you're going to get confused. Just get to the information like the second. Final second-semi-final bar fight shut up, but just said it rolling. You is the second semifinal and the final for fight. Okay man, it's the second semifinal final bar fight. Anyway. It's tonight and. We will have the results for tonight at seven o'clock at facebook dot com slash Phil. Henry Fans Ph and ask the results of our second and final semifinal final bar fight before the championship fight next Tuesday, the fourteenth right here as a live net cast on the world, famous Phil Hendrie show you have a b. s. p. to hear the bar fight next week so tonight. We've got mavis. Mavis Leonard J Santos it ought to be a beautiful thing. Go ahead and tell us who you think is GonNa win at facebook dot com slash Phil Hendrie fans. Tell US why think they're GONNA win? And the join us for the announcement at seven PM at facebook dot com slash Villanueva fans, and also it'd be awarding are Merch of your choice. Contest winner, the big drawing the world's. The, world famous Phil Hendrie show I'm Margaret Grey Hey. Will you ask a question? I wasn't like no I. said I'm Muggy. Grain you. Guys just fill Henry welcome to our encore show for today Tuesday the seventh of July, twenty twenty. We go back to the seventh of July on two thousand seventeen. For this core show today and we've got dean wheeler with US band. This is Dean giving up managing his wife Miranda, so he can devote more time to his new yoga classes, and we all know what a big mistake that was. A huge mistake. Simply, he loved his wife, and he gave it a shot I. think he's still managing emerald. That's the whole thing. He's still with her. His Yoga classes going straight to hell Jesus well all right so that's Dean's problem, also Chris Norton. What but you went like? You let me do it again. So that's Dean's problem. Great all right Phil. You ask us to clean things. Also Chris Thornton rolls out a couple of rap tunes intends to use as promotional tools for his adult film career Shelly. Let's do it here. It is from the twentieth. US was made from the seventh of July twenty seventeen. This is twenty twenty. This is the two thousand seventeen. The world famous Phil Hendrie Show encore. Famous. In southern California's Robert Leonard. and. This is market grade. General Galen Show. Dickman here's Henry. You guys in shape the night. I knew his killing me as you please. Margaret Killing me as I knew he was going to do that through we did discuss that disgust. What I knew oh forgot. Gray just hit your elbow on a table. I know that slowdown Margaret. I knew you were going to say well. I whip you into shape, ladies and gentleman may I just say he didn't whip anybody into shape. We agreed that we would cool it and chill out, so he doesn't have a cow. Young fellow was. Flipping, Having a cow thing a little. Little old? Isn't it a little ole? Juvenile. There's nothing jude I'll say it again. He didn't want we were afraid. Afraid because it was gonNA give birth to a full. How is that what you think we're saying? That's what it sounds like. The point that I'm trying to make you as. You know something. Forget it. I don't know why. I get caught up in this horse shit, Goddamn Margaret Margaret where are you going? I'm walking on. So there she is upset again. What were the show not upset again. It's I. Don't understand how I get caught up in the horse the Horse Shit. So. Welcome to the show. Oh my God, just a horse outfit yeah. Right I. Heard that so welcome to our show here. It is a Friday tonight. We have our Friday night chat. And at some point, today I'm going to be doing a facebook live. I wanted on this. You did mention you'd be doing a facebook. Live was very almost when doing a fair sues. What about at Homeboy Day come on now? Started with an S. word. With an F. word go! The boy said you started out singing s, and then you said facebook. FACEBOOK DOT COM. Like right here, look at this here. Is Farmers Dot Com? It's a young woman of color. And they're bringing to her a white boy now. Do you see anything recently race race? or Bi Racial yes. Do you see anything racial in that trump? I don't really know I. Mean it's it's interesting to. It's interesting to see what some people consider debate. You Really Hon Henry. Very well, what do you think about it? You're black. Racist as hell. On account all she wanted to see was a farm boy. If you want to see a farm, boy, ain't going to be white, put guys on a farm man that have bled. Well that may be true now. Look if they're promising uniform boy. Most of the guys that live. Most of the house. What most of the guys that are living in the city are? Aren't they now? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Most of the cats that live on farms or white is what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, no Shit, man! I'm GonNa tell you what he just said. The word was allowed to say it and see. That's the kind of racial disparity. Wait a minute man. Look at all the racists that are coming out right now. It's not racist. But why did you let him say? The S Word Margaret. Let me ask you something. If you wanted to farmers, only if if you went to form, only dot com I went to farmers, only dot com looking for a man. I would hope someone would put a bullet through my head and say Margaret. Oh God we WanNa, do we? We'd like to do this small favor for you. PUT The gun to my head and just end it. Now. You know full well that farmers farmers are white. Look. Aren't they privacy? Wait, wait, wait wait wait. Farmers, only do they have? They have a black girl now I understand that the people that run this company farmers only dot. Com may have some suspect sort of attitudes. Talking about Mr other words, they want to equalize the whole playing field thing because the attitude among a lot of your conservative whites. Is that Hey, wait a second man. Why can't I say the N. Word? How can you know they got this so-called false equivalency that everybody's talking about so as if the history of white people in this country so absolutely the same as the history of black people that it doesn't. Doesn't really matter if you've got a black girl and she wants to have a farmer and he's a white boy. What difference is there's no racial pride going on there. There's no real There's no history of exploitation of racist sexually F- It just happens to be a girl. You know who fill. You're giving a speech doubt. Oh God feel you've got people. Tuning out left and right. I don't give a damn. So. This is important to you I'm telling you I've seen this commercial before it is farmers only dot com commercial where they have the black girl coming in? She's looking for a farm boy, and here comes this white clown. Now. What's that about? Why can't girl be looking for a white boy? It isn't that she went in there, looking for if what if she was looking for a white boy, okay? So in other words to find a white boy. Farmers only dot com, or if you go and look for a white boy, can't you? See Mr, getting all caught up everything. You don't even know feel. I think. You've got to give it a rest. No, no, I'M NOT GONNA. Give it a rest. I'M NOT GONNA. Give it a rest. That's exactly the kind of commercial. that. People talk about when for instance they say well, you know it isn't fair to take people and to stick them into a certain categories. Or, what are you? What are you talking about? You say that isn't fair to say. The white guys are plumbers over. You're digging deeper than you've ever before I'm telling that something wrong with that commercial your hair. Yeah, just give it up, give. Let me. Give us. I know what you're trying to say. You're trying to say it, but you're not seeing a will when you say it. I'm the saying if you see a black girl and she's looking for a man of quality. And maybe she is looking for a farmer. What makes you think that's necessarily going to be white boy? Why can't that be a black man? What see it coming out. A Roberts Mount that Sam makes sense coming out of your mouth. It sounds stupid all right well. Whatever Robert said I'm saying she goes too far is only dot com and they know the people admitted that commercial especially the racist that run that company you know, I don't know. Robert No no, no, no man. You call them at a backup on that the racist, the at company the know. For a fact. That when they show a black woman who's come to some dating service, looking for a farmer and a man of quality. Let's say and they present to her a white Bam. They're basically saying the racist brothers that own that farmers dot Com San the fundamental quality. You gotta find a white band, preferably a rule, white man, a red state, white man, a redneck racist motherfucker. Hey, Hey, Hey, Robert! A fuck. Robber your your way after deep in. IDAHO COMA KID DOWN I don't know. Trying to call me down. A Robert just take. It Easy Williams sit down. Put agree with you. Fill agreed with you. Why don't you because I? Don't necessarily understand the dynamic that we're talking about here. What what exactly you guys say? I just said a man. I will say it again. The, point is the guys that run. Farmers only dot com full God damn well what it was, they were presenting their presenting to a woman of color equality band off the farm. He's a white guy. The message being you want to get away from on a losers. Here's your your rural white boy. Well, it's not a city white boy. No, it's not a citywide toy, but if the show was or if the commercial was you know city boys dot com. Because city boys more intelligent. They're more. They're more educated. Perhaps they're more professional and proficient. Perhaps they're more, you know. They earn more money and you have a black are looking for city boy dot com. Maybe she'd find herself a white boy there to we don't. We don't know but what we do. Know is what this commercial says. This commercial says quality man. Rural White Boy. And who's looking for the rural white boy, but a black woman now about the whole thing now what you have a white and the and the pimp that they've got. Let's watch the PIMP. Thing No. What do you take the pimp female? They got his. Hey. WELCOME FARMERS DOT com. She some white scarecrow bitch. Cam and you're GONNA. You're you'll never get. Nothing. I think he's going to say we'll never get the firm. It's only dot com account well look I. Don't want their count. I don't want their count. We almost want to get into it. Man, look at the people who just one worked very hard for us. We have the advertisers we got. I'm very happy with. Let's not get into that okay Henry be. The farmers only dot com, even considered being on your show. You don't chase after them like a thirsty man chasing after water full shit. I you know I would not, I, don't care how much when are we going to spend? I've never liked that commercial and I've never liked that company as a result of that commercial, so let's recap here. You don't like the idea that the black girl goes into the firm to the farm. What is that anyway? Look a farmhouse. Yes, she goes into the to the farmhouse of love. What do you mean Affirm House of love? Wherever she goes in the commercial? She goes in well. It's like a it's like a fun house of low. Yes, a farm funhouse! What are you GonNa Farm Funhouse? They show a lot of different clowns fools right, so she goes in there and she's looking for a quality guy. That she's looking for. You don't have to be lonely at farmhouse. What does? It have to be lonely at the farmer, the farmer land. I'm going to kill someone if you don't have to be lonely at farmers, DOT com. That's it. You don't have to be lonely at farmers only com. And so here she goes she don't WanNa be lonely, so she goes in the farmers, only dot com and by God he we got a great quality candidate, few young young woman of color here. He is some dumb ass, looking mother white whiteboard. Hey, hey, hey, hey, man, I'm telling man pissed me off now. What do you say to people that say that's racist? That's a bunch of white people. Talking to wouldn't know what racism really is. If it came up man, it was a fat girl. Real real butter hog came up and sat on. His face wouldn't know what racism is. Butter. Will you so you're saying in other words that people don't know what racism is no not compared to black people this country. They don't have any idea what it is. Why people talk about racism, you know everything got to be equal their colorblind all this bullshit, no way man. I agree with what he said. We're real safe to do that. You know Mr Hansen. Sincere. All I'm trying to tell you what I think. All I want to know is the following thing. You're saying that white people can't. They don't know what racism is I agree with, Robert. De, why do you say that because we don't man? History of our country is is completely different from the history of art our. Our race in on this continent is completely different from the history of the black race continent. We couldn't possibly understand because we never went through. The stages of slavery and Jim Crow and you know there may be white. People turney hearing about this stuff, but the more tired. They are hearing about it. The happier I am to keep on banging area with it and I'll tell you right now. Maybe I didn't articulate very well, but farmers only dot com. That's a racist spot. Goddamn right? I'm getting tired of this language. It's important for people to talk about all right. Okay, thank you very very much wrong. Trump or whatever I. Room you sound like somebody do be! Don't be all. Talking about Ben quit with this two shoes. Let's get to it. Dog about that. FIRMS ONLY DOT com. The only quality man is a God. Damn whiteboard that I'll saying again the people that make that commercial the people that run that company then no, they're racist and in order messages racist I. What would what would have convinced you that? They weren't well? The black people in terms of a the farmers. You tell me a black farmers Goddamn. You ever heard of forty acres. Damn, you'll well. That is the kind of forming. They're about new ideas it isn't. Well, that wasn't a very smart thing to say what I mean. Robert Forty acres and a mule. You mean the the whole. Sharing. What do they call it? Share cropping you. Call it farming goddamn right I call farming. But. They don't know anything about that. At farmers only dot com, the only firm, and they know about as dumb as fucking white man sitting on a tractor. Then, he goes off in the town of a beer. Then they come back home. And he collins said Hey. We gotta find Little Lady for you. We know you lonely. You don't have to be lonely. Because we got a black woman from the city here looking for a quality man, she can't find any minute color on a form any place at least sharecroppers, damn forty acres and a mule type. She wants to several white boy. Well! Then again you're indicting the black woman. I'm a dining commercial. That's a black actress man. She's a blessed actress. Yeah, but you don't know baby when she's on when she's not acting, she goes out with a white guy. What the Fuck Are you? Come on you're. Kidding around go. What did you guys? This thanksgiving pretty explosive. Step out of the studio here. Everybody on the hill down. We gotTA show to do here okay. You. Get all upset Goddamn arm of said. All right okay. Okay. I shouldn't have brought it up. It happened to be on TV and I looked up. I saw it on the TV. I had no idea that this kind of thing exercise. You know full well, it would. I didn't even know the date commercial existed. Don't keep jumping on me. What the Hell is this thing again? It's called Amazon Dot Com. You've never heard of it. I heard a subject Ashton. Yeah, what about it? You don't have to be lonely all that only Jesus not that I hear that all over the place right so they sing about I. Don't know who they're talking about being lonely. I think it's the guys, or it's the girls who the hell it is. Wait a minute. You don't have to be only lonely at farmers dot com, right. Of Firmer is the guy that calls up former only dot com. Farmers supposed to call them farmers. The commercial, but I got the black woman. Guess. She's the one looking for the white boy. Oh, I got you. It ought to be the white boy the white. The white boy you've got that price could be the white boy. White boy, maybe looking for a bunching and least that would be consistent with a goddamn companies about. But in the one case where they have the black woman involved in this rating, this dating society whatever the Hell is, she's the one looking for the date. Yeah! I didn't think about that. Yeah, you can take that. No I didn't think about. Did you know? We'll be right back. The world famous Phil Hendrie show. filler dot. Com let's go over to some traffic right now K.. Let's have peace, love and understanding in this World Bob Imbaba think. Down? The GRANDPA. Crap Canon Healthy fifteen premature by people understanding on a piece of land. It'll be the harbor freeway. The grandma and are going down to four hundred seven ten thousand southgate I'm paying I thought the I'm trying to say this is. Going to be probably a backup there, but you don't have to be only. Farmers Dot Gov couple of farmers down that. We ought to. Be Lonely Burma. For Good France. Let's Talk Sky Baby. I'd been going. To. Do. Guy Sweet. You don't have to be lonely. Farmers only dot com pillow farmer and I was Goddamn lonely, so lonely I called farmers only dot com and the butter hog. They sent my way was a crime. A crime filthy crying. You don't have to be lonely at farmers. Dot, com, the documentary, the butter hog. Hi I'm Winston. Furlough I, started farmers only dot com, because I wanted white men to have a fighting chance rural white band to have a fighting chance. Chance and just to kind of stick it in across the African American male who has taken all the good women. We decided to send in our little funhouse there a black girl, big deal and Phil Hendrie you don't have to be lonely at farmers. Only Dot Com the movie I'm Jim Crutch Mun. They sent me a butter hog. You don't have to be lonely. Farmers only dot com the movie. See it now in technicolor. It'd be for butter hug yeah. Little Back world-famous Phil, Hendrie, show another word, real, good mood. God, Damn. You're the guy that brought the whole thing. I got to apologize enemy to lose my temple to Senator Robert. It's fine. It's totally we understand. You're entitled I was frightened. While you part the music down, I thought you didn't like. The music turned up. Look if It suits me. Just. Want apologize concern. You don't have to buy more. Don't apologize. Look at you. Know what if we can't express our feelings here. If we can't have a good. Moment of honesty than what the hell are we? Who Are we? What are we? Where are we? Why are we? Why as we? You know what? I mean, not really no. Dean Wheeler joins us from the little shrimp, which is a nightclub in the East Bay and with of courses. Morella now I know we've got a big announcement to be made here tonight. Dean I don't know when and where you WANNA, make it I know Emerald. Is performing correct. That is correct. Bill Emerald is coming up on stage right now. As a matter of fact, I'm joined here by West girlfried West in. And West you know I that I represent along with my wife. She's GonNa. Go up singing right now west. What do you think of that dutiful? She's going. I tell you. Yeah, she's A. She's a beautiful young lady. And We're looking forward to working whether well what West is referring to fill is I am going to be giving over the management duties of. Emerald, my wife to West hurled furred. Thank you very much and I hope what I'm hearing. Even though I'm only hearing silence right now. I'm hoping I'm hearing your audience applauding because this is a great move. This is very unusual. DEEM WELL IT IS. It is unusual. But I am going to be concentrating on getting students and I'm getting serious about my yoga. I and one of the reasons why we're here at the little shrimp tonight. Cheese single right now. Great Song that right there you see that okay. There's a horn player in the Hornet or He'll stop doing that all right. I'm just letting west. I'm giving West delay of the landfill. If you pardon the expression, I understand. Good but I'm going to be getting students for the Yobo and so I've given over management of my wife to West hurled for it. And but I will still be managing you west. Understanding that's very confusing business arrangement, but if you say it works, believe me trust me. Trust me when I tell you. I you got to laugh when an says that, but I do trust your team. Thank you, so fill What in a nutshell is going to be happening after the show tonight? As And you're enjoying watching, aren't you? I am very much. He's got A. She looks good address and I say that with figure specked I. Know You're married. Yeah, that's right. Boy. Tongue hanging out of you man. Wes Role for will be taking over Managing Amaral Dow. I will continue managing with her offered but I'm getting out of the morale business as a manager to concentrate on getting students for yoga gotTA gotTa. Keep it down a little bit. I'd say that again. You have to keep it down a little bit because they can. Yeah I'm getting students three. Lineup. Sorry, don't tell me what to do. I'm just asking I'm on the air with Phil Hendrie all right gentleman. Gentleman, please. Listen this General Shah congratulations on the career. Move Well. Thank you generally appreciate that. Doing Westworld. Good how you doing in congratulations on you taking over the management there emerald. It's GonNa. Be a lot of fun I'm sorry. We're in the nightclub right now and it's GonNa. Be a lot of fun. I did notice that a guy pointed a horn right at the rear pattern editor, better, greer and what? was worrying about. Home! Let me have the phone We're not too worried about that general. She's still my wife and I'm sure you know that right west I know that you've asked me to take a look at your wife, but. I didn't oh. And you asked me to take a look at the Hornby and pointed at it, yes. So Phil. Anyway? Guys this this kind of contentious. I don't think he's going to do business very good, I understand that. Rain. So. Let me ask you as an entertainment writer. Very good, Emerald okay. You got to do another one for go ahead Martin. As an entertainment writer when I ask you, so you're leaving management if your wife to recruit students for Yago. That's right. That's the exciting part about it. I made the decision after I got done meditating yesterday, and I realized that I had been spending an awful lot of time. in management of my wife's her as well as managing West Hurl for and I it. It Yoga Yoga I was letting my new my new physical regimen of discipline and spiritual awakening an awareness. It was going by the boards, so we're going to be concentrating on Yobo stint to get the students and let me just for the very first person I'm going to try to convince his right here with me. I manage him. He'll soon be managing morale to. Be taken over management for what's that? When will I be taken over managing right after the show tonight? I want to ask you something. I WANNA ask you west. Would you be willing to come to one of my yoga classes? One of the what would you be willing to kind of come to one of my yoga classes I'm I'm looking to expand the Yugo. I don't know what you'll go is aiming yoga. No no never make that mistake again, please. I'm sorry. Never make that mistake. It's called Yoga. It's a combination of Yoga. And just Yobo and I call it yoga. The combination of Yoga and you'll go. Yeah what do you call it I it yoga. Because I don't have any other name that I could call it. You understand. Yeah, so, what do you want from me? I'm asking if you'd be a member of Mike. I'm just recruiting. Shelf it, so that's what part of this evening is about right whole minute. Do you want to do yoga? All right dino come over and I'll do yoga. Yeah I had no idea. Is this a quid pro quo or something I? Don't get the manager. You! Don't get to manage her. You said that I got to manage her and I. Keep an eye on that. What are you talking about anyway, just say. Looking forward to managing her, she's got a great voice I think she's got a lot of potential talking about her rear end, don't you? Be Honest. You said to look at it. They take a look at that. If you see a horn, go near it. So. What's the? What's the answer I'll come to your yoga class? When is it this Saturday morning? I can't make it. We're going to be come on man. We're going to be digging in Portland Oregon. We're wasting a lot of time. We're on the air right now. Sorry Phil. We're on. Overhearing this dean. What are you, so? You're at the club tonight? Let me just wrap this up so. Make it this weekend. What's funny about that? What's funny about it General? He's just. Saying. Get to look at that. See My. Wife Wears these tight-knit knit dresses that go right across. and. Anyway, it's all right field, so you'll go. Yeah, we're going to be asking people look. Here's the Barnes where these they're with us here tonight. They came in from the East Bay. High Mel Gladys don't. Mellon Gladys are you interested in doing yoga? YOGA YOGA IS A. Physical discipline that I'm GonNa. Be Involved in and I'm. GonNa be involved in it and I developed it and I'm GonNa be teaching it and everything. And then what do you want us to do? Would you like to take a yoga class? When is it? Is this coming Saturday eight o'clock on the cliffs? Overlooking pointer downs right overlooking the beach over there. The wheeler resort and it's called Yoga yes Gogo. It's on Saturday at nine o'clock in the morning. Talk to the folks. This is Phil Hendrie right here. Phil Hendrie. The Fill Henry show. Hi Folks. How are you record get? So. Dean is teaching a yoga class and was wondering. If you guys would be a part of it or you neighbors of his, we know Dean only because with the with the police bill. Dean, but the police have been there enough at times. We got. The tank, you very much Phil. D-. I would do yoga. I'm suspicious because the Police Niles is. the county health department. So I let me talk to. The folks never mind you don't need to. I was watching Miranda up there. Are we still talking about yoga. IDEA. Let's just stay with me on this one. Get to you in a minute. A Morello very good Amerada Emerald why she ignoring me? I'm so. Don't tell me about the yoga. The Yoga classes the big push well. There's going to be a big push. You don't have to be staring at her at morning noon and night. Hey Dame, either you are here doing this interview with us, or you can go off front about emerald and wes. I'm sorry. Go ahead, PHIL! So the the big push to get your yoga class going and giving up the management of Emerald says a major step. It is a major step, but it's one I'm very confident in. It's one that I feel fear I feel very confident about and I feel confident. Feel confident. Yes I. DO I feel confident? Feel confident, and so. Do you feel that you're going to take off? Oh, it's GonNa. Take off big time you watch. It's GonNa. Make me more money than anything that Morell. That was ever GonNa. Do and they'll make me more money evening in West Hartford will. So, what do you think of that? That right that's right Gilgo Gogo Yobo. People sitting around cutting break the wind and it wafts down. What what are you talking about? You know what I mean. You told me the morning you were doing a yoga class. Old Lady let one co, and it cleared the entire cliffside off. Yesterday did for about a half an hour, but we were able to bring in fans. What difference does that make to you? Try to figure out whether this yoga is legit or the you're trying to just reach up between my legs and go tingling Ling. Sick purview. Art! Maybe now am I gonNA go up on stage. We're talking about yoga going to get to go up on stage or not. I think is he? Hold on I got yes, you go, let me do it. Hold on, let me do it with. Hi everybody, Hello. Everyone is dean being wheeler. And I am excited about our new yoga classes. Yeah and I hope that you'll be and I hope that you'll be with us at our yoga classes, which will be commencing on? On Saturday. I'd like to bring up on the stage for your enjoyment. And the hurler's No. I got it. Thank you very much. Put. Let's. Watch. I got got a midget. I got the midget between. You! Go, ooh! You get. To. It. Baby Bid. FBI. When you? Look between your legs took, you'll know. Hey. Thank you very much. For Ladies and Gentleman Reg Hurlbert and there's imagine let's talk about Yoga. Fuck it, I don't. Never mind about it. You. Demand never mind him but one more. Free and a one, two, three, two, one two. Up on stage that. All aren't Edina I'm sorry. Doesn't matter. It doesn't make any difference when I get when I get. Let me tell you when I get yoga rolling. Don't be hanging onto that sucker. Here less! Asshole, I wrote that sauce feel for him. Good. Luck to your team. said that. General Shaw all back no problem. Can. Be Good Cook? Wild, man, what's going on there, but I don't know. He was in a mood when he started at and you know. What are you looking at just over the show's notes? What shows notes well all right here. Robert Loses it on a Canada, racist man. What are you going to do with that? I'M GONNA. Hand it over to advertiser because I wanNA. Know Jimmy that. What are you trying to pull anyway? What do you think you're pulling bud? I was told if there's any suspect material and I showed I give it to to advertisers and who told you that Mr. Mr Hull Hey listen. That's dirty pool, stabbing us in the PAT. Get Him on the phone with you. I'm sure he's Outta town. Get Him on the phone. Doing, wrong, get him on the phone or I'm gonNA kick your ass. It's all. Going to be found out about it and everything. To do. Hey Hi Phil Yeah. What's this about Lisbon? I knew you were going to blow it just tonight. I heard Robert Going on. Farmers only dot com. They're not advertisers. Nobody could be now I heard him flipping out just because they have the black girl looking for a good clean white boy. What's the problem with that? Hey, hey, y'all even I know that. That's a bad thing to say. What are you looking for? A good clean white boy? I'm just saying that that seems to be what they're saying. Is You know? I WANNA quit this show and I. Don't file a complaint. I won't accuse anybody of racism, but people will hear it man. They'll know why. quit a hold on just a minute, Robert. Let's not do anything hasty well, then you deserve that Robert deserves an apology all right. I'm sorry. What are you doing, man? I, WanNa make sure you guys aren't saying stuff at so out of bounds and so overboard. We'll never get another advertisers. That's what I'm trying to say all right? We had a discussion tonight about product that is being sold. That is not on the schedule around here that as far as I know won't be on the schedule around here. That isn't being sold around here. So what's the problem? I'm telling you man I'm hoping it morning noon and night. Try to get the daughter's going, and you guys are crapping all over. Farmers only dot com like it's toilet paper Mary. God will not permit this to happen I'm going. TO BE ALLOWED TO FIT. To fulfil my destiny, yeah, he goes into that speech. Guarantee heard it all right. Thanks so much David. Don't you ever do that again? I guess just looking at Kimmy. These notes don't be taken any notes. Could you work for? Lear. Who Do you work for I work for? Mr Henry exactly. Don't ever forget it man. Don't ever forget it, but because it may forget you. Ever that means. Famous Phil Emery. Silverdale Pacifico in southern California you. I got dean excuse. We got Chris Norton coming up. And Chris has written a couple of rap tunes. What are you talking about? Telling you Chris Norton has written a couple of reptiles. Hi this is buoyed sky, baby sweet, and you listen to me doing the traffic every morning. Right here on the world famous Phil and show where I do the little Goo Goo Gaga Voice? Well. It's me anyway. I'd like to tell you all about Greece's helicopter repair now. Greasy is right over here in Santa Paula airport, he'll land. That helicopter is sweet. As can be hill repair anything you need on that repaired. He'll do the cushions he'll do the Wypij. He'll do all of the helicopter blades. He'll do it, and he'll do it right for two thousand nine go on over there to Greece's helicopter repaired the Santa Paula Airport tell him buoyed sky, baby, sweet and censure and tell them for me. Got To. Remember that Yes twenty nine ninety five off every repair. If you tell them booed. But remember to say that phrase. A little and you'll get twenty nine, ninety, nine off twenty, nine, hundred, nine off what we know. That wasn't babytalk. That was Sanskrit. That that was Farsi. Welcome back to world famous Phil Emery the Pacific and Soda California. Let me. Get my brother here on the phone. Chris Norton as you know is a well as a pharmaceutical. Salesman. We like to say around your bucket sales. I don't think that's very. That's not very respectful. Saying bucket sales bid is a very difficult job. It's doing pharmaceutical sales on the phone, and that's what Chris has been doing for quite some time. He joins us on the newsmaker line now from Hermosa Beach California. Chris usually you're holding forth there at your. Favorite Gorham there. That is the rusty Pelican. Are you there tonight? Right now it's grandma over there. Actually, all my way back to my apartment because I want collect together some. To the promotional materials go repeat. Fifty loss was a rap club and might be debut in one of my raps on now you're doing. You're doing hip hop. A HIP hop and I've got a couple of here. Last remained. Who's my manager landscape? You take the wheel sure. we're. GonNa Crawl over me. Who Don't curl gambling. Okay Lance had a crawl over top me to. Get the wheel. Did Yeah I always rap songs that I'm GONNA BE DEBUT ANTI P fifty. You're going from being an adult film producer to no, no dumpings change. Nothing changed at all. What I have a I you know. These will be by way of promoting my career. And let me get skin. Get a couple of them here, so you got here. This is one called I'm restaurant. And you can climate. I hope you enjoyed. Look like things are going good for me. Chris Norton as they should. I. Am now restaurant on top arrests rod. All the things that I've dreamt about things coming true, and that's about the same as the all star. Please contact. If you, want interviews with me. If you don't contact my sister, she's. Contact my mom and dad or lie close. We stayed through the floor out of the garage and set it on fire. You know why because they don't appreciate a fun like me I great. I'm Chris. Gardiner. I'm reading. Climate. Climate. Climate. Gold. Ira Restaurant! Called I'M REX run. Yeah, that's right What is the point of that? It promotes me as adult film star. Only promotes your adult serum career. That's right over fifty I'd I'll be doing that and I'm GonNa do another one. That I have here for Henry. If you have time as their Henry Henry right here, okay, this is another one that I did, and this is called Check me out. That All about. Well. Every day. I go to work I love and shakes office like. Being the twerk walking. Away I want I walked age with us. Pat. Whereas speedo sometimes. For Me Beth Into adult film in my adult film name. Breath Rod. Yeah? Okay, so that's called Jamie out. That's called. Check me out, but both of them reference rex run. because. I imagine you want to make them both vehicles for the promotion of your career. I think it's very nice Chris. I think that it might be a little bit grandiose. Well, you know I was talking to my sister She Goes I. Mean you're going to be going out and you're getting all you. Hey, you know you know I'm so Beijing, and I say well about it, and she said we usually you're so bishop and I said look. You're my sister. You're supposed to back me up. She goes. I am trying to back up. Don't be going out there. Being all bitch and everything I said I. You know I. Don't understand. Well I I think it's you Chris and. The most important thing man you're being you yeah, being me and I gotta be me. Yeah you gotta be you all right well. You're being you guaranteed. Indian being you I. Think you're doing fine Chris, you know either you win, or you lose either at flies, dozen either success, or it crashes and Burns and Burns a long long time, because there's a lot of flammable material inside the thing you were flying and that would include you. Jesus fun sorry so Margaret you upset. I'm very upset about the fact that you would for yourself like this Chris great the only thing I don't. Do you know I'm good looking on family? I have a fan. Yes yes, yes, the other things in this world you can do beside whoring yourself out and pimping yourself and and pin. UPS pouring hinting. Yes. You're hinting amping your m pimping. It's it's hard to explain. We're not doing a big long thing. Came in. Well. I think I. Think you think you're missing the point I think I need to hear one more time. You know just to please do it. You know I have a I have a and I think you have to hear one more time so that you can know. What I'm talking about. Like things are going good for me Chris Norton as they should. I am now restaurant on top arrests rod. All the things that I've dreamt about things coming true and that's about the. Topic all star. Please contact me. If you want interviews with me is you? Don't have contact my. Contact my mom and dad for lie close we stayed through the floor out of the garage and set it on fire. You know why because they don't appreciate a fun like me. Great I'm Chris Gordon. I'm wrath Roy climate. Climate! Climate. I think it. Does that help? You understand better? No, no. I think it's Great Chris and we wish you all the luck in the world in your career as a rap artist and ends a hip hop artist I. Thought, about that, it's about me being A. Adult, film star but I'm trying to promote it. You're the hip hop God damn, man. Language. Would you please? What's language? Would you please? Everybody else in the they word and stuff, and all I'm trying to do, and I came to a hip hop God man. At least you know you. At least you didn't clean hip hop track I think I'm. GonNa do. Do Filth now. That's it I'm GONNA. Do Fill then you'll see then. You'll know about everything shit. Whatever. world-famous fell in re-showing by. Me Fill every foresee upper incorporated. All rights reserved on podcast one. I'm sorry about. Apologized crediting seeing. A bad word. Sorry about. US A banned words and taking notes Mr Henry. Margaret Graham. I'm sorry that I got upset. General Sean not sorry about anything I like exactly who I am. Tom.

Phil Hendrie dean wheeler Senator Robert Phil Mr Henry Chris Norton Chris Margaret Margaret US facebook Dot White Boy California twenty twenty Miranda Mr. Mr Hull Chris Thornton Henry Fans Ph East Bay Mavis Leonard J Santos
Episode #1380: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

00:00 sec | 1 year ago

Episode #1380: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Gone sky Russia. Are you doing this? Changes. Unfortunately, I'm not love. Donovan it's called wear your love like heaven. Like heaven. Hippie stops. Maybe a lot of hippy stuff. I'm market gray. But dickman. Leonard. What? Let it just general cable Shaw and issues the Henry show. You general hand that is done of him. And. Do where you're, you know, something that was important. Zik. Oh, no, no, not well anything, but that was important music important time. It was just important. And what what what made it important if you? You know, I can tell when you ask that question general. I'm Margaret, maybe you know, it. Sincerely, asking what made a time important for the Solent then. Yeah. Because it is kind of be very, Geno. It sounds what didn't sound masculine. You are a real Turkey. Talk like that weight. So what about it? What about what what about the song? Wear your love like. Where are your where your ass on your head? How about that? Are you talking to me? What would what do you think is important about the size? What we're asking. What's important about the song? And I haven't forgotten the ass. Well, I mean for going this putting snug so what about it? It was important because the hippie that Donovan was in those days, though, he was a real. I don't know if you would you know, we was no I do not fill. Yeah. I do Robert. But you Margaret not really no outta here. Will you got he almost hit me doing grabbing this copy? So that I have to read. What about Donovan? You're the one. That's talking about him. You're the one that's talking about. He'll take it easy. Don't panic. This early the week by we got a lot of good feedback on. Yesterday show. No last week. I'm kidding. Yes. Yesterday's show is very good fill only. Thank you for the day off. Yes. Thank you very much. It was able to get a lot of work everything. Like what? You know stuff that I wanted to do just picked up a couple of shirt sleeve on a floor. That's the work. Yeah. My god. Would you do Robert? Hung out out. I got I got five guests stations that I manage to tell you that. Right. Oh, you're you're managing those of the gestation. Okay. I didn't know you were still doing that. If you're working here. How do you do that? Because I don't want anybody else on top of that these these past to you from who my father uncle. Robert. I mean, I didn't know he so you're out there working how many hours a day you work in a long time. God damn it. I don't mean to change seventy are you looking at Hankas area. Was that him right there? Yeah. Did no digit Christ almighty does. He always advertising a new TV show called Brooke buyer, look healthy. Does he don't suppose he's got some kind of an infectious disease? No, I don't I think what happened to him as the terrible disease of getting older. That's what happens. That's what you know. Suddenly people look at you. Are you feeling? Well, no. But I'm about five years older old. That's right. So welcome to our program. He I think you'll agree that Hank is he's a wonderful actor, but he looked there as if he was my God. I don't wanna say the word don't do it Margaret. We'll all right. But he looked as if he had been in a foreign country and contracted some sort of a virus that was eating the deflation year. What's the flesh eater? I think we've come at it long enough on Hanke czar. He looked fine to me just looks a little bit older. What about here that rookie and bull winkle haircut to get off of hang kazarian for five seconds. So I could get into the show here. If you don't mind Jesus so today on our show. Welcome folks to it. I did have the day off yesterday. I took the day off. You'll see what they want to say because it was doing this fill only thing, but I'm happy to be back with you. And you've got it on dishing on Thursday. I know that I don't want to announce every damn thing that comes over the Email. Sorry. So yes. So welcome to the program today, we have St. Bozell on what he calls. Now. We contacted Mr. Boselli because this was headed with this kid school, right? You're talking to him about his kids school and Erica Dorton because she's breathed into the phone just the other day only crises at that again freight. So she breathed into the phone just the other day. Yeah. Apparently he'd been down a school a kid school made a couple of comments made a couple of crude comments. And then you know, he was crew comments. I don't know that somebody said who said what that Steve thought he made a crude comment by referencing. Some I had to go down to the school. And that's when air Kadoorie just the other day. I mean, she called just the other day. It's his we're talking. All right. So what about it? Anyway, having to do with today. Oh talking to him, and I go he goes the floating the floating kid had commercial is is got him won't let him go. That's the way. He put it the floating kid head cover chal. You know, Phil if I were to quit with that be all right with you. And I guess if you had to know it wouldn't be, but why would you want to quit? Why would I what do you mean the floating head commercial? There's a commercial now is that the Honda one? Oh, yes, Honda has the commercial. It's the children sing dome. Stop thinking about tomorrow, and the beautiful lovely children's heads are floating toward you. I don't understand. He was very weirded out by. All right. And then we have our seed Collins with his outright report, why are there so many? What is why so many black players on the Netherlands to? What the hell's putting about that? That's. That's the anyway. I'm sure you do pretty sure I know the answer, but RC Collins will be onto probably find fault with it because it is the right report. And then we have Chris Norton on pantley, the new posters have been made to promotional material for his new film Norton mountain is out and guess what? He's changed his stage name to Mark. Why are you asking me you told me before the show Rexrod Rex run? Yes. It's an Amish or no mall JR. To Rex Reed. I don't approve I'm not interested in anything. That man does. But yes, I am a film critic, I have an entertainment reporter. And so I would be the logical one to talk to about that you say, but you know, what I'm saying. Yes, yes, they do. But I want to say Rexrod. Rex Reed was a film critic, also he's Davisville after Rex Rexrod. He's a porn actor. Hello. Anyway. So that's that. That'd be really like like, not very interesting. Let's go out to traffic your big him. Bob. The freeway got out probably. Tonelli civil you'll be. Epithet ask what clock right there downtown have been lecture at probably somebody having lunch out there fan was spanking to guy. Got him here about the bumper to bumper weld abode, the mold. Remember the hill to the football football. Oh sweet. That was my daddy was in my mom, and man, I got. Than any of the moment. Sky baby sweet hand. Good evening. Hi, this is closely and every Friday night, eleven o'clock, I present the Clouds'll dance party. We also have a poetry leading. We have wonderful fun things to eat. It's all the Netherlands our and the reason why we're doing that is because Mr. Henry brought up the baseball team. And we decided to go ahead and pock everything at eleven o'clock at night on channel sixty one right after we beat asked there in the world baseball classic lawsuit. Netherlands. Our at eleven o'clock every night, you'll love it. And also, we have what's leading, and let's different culture. Things slap dancing wooden shoes. Big dyke, windmills, whatever the hell, I don't know, whatever's Dutch. Yeah, you're driving a fast rate. You're on your way. This is the twenty seventeen gleyber the 2017 Lieber moves with the speed of cat with a firecracker up. It's you know, what the gleyber for twenty seventeen. Sleek, smooth leather, interior lines steel mittens kittens, big face, clown mask. That is the 2017 Lieber and it can. Be yours. Yours alone for only eighty one thousand dollars. That's the sticker price right now. Gleyber for twenty seventeen. It's a new kind of car for new kind of world for do kind of you Lieber. Get an start the engine. Let it take you someplace for change. No one will ever see you again, the labor for twenty seventeen the gleyber for twenty seventeen. Take a look at it at Ronnie halston Glebe sales fifty one fifty one mid lack in so much California with. Girls. This is the world famous fill. Henry silhouette come back with the Phil Hendrie Margie grade. And Stephen bozo was going to be joining us here on us bake alone. Steve those joining us on newsmaker line from his home in quota, California. And Steve, you know, one of the things I don't think I noticed the last time, you were this is you your at your pun where to I mean, the less around the or with us it's bond, and that sounds like that's where you're no, son. I'm out here. Trying to collect my feelings. My thoughts collect everything that I need to collect. Because it's been a I guess you pretty tough week. All right now, I got this bits and pieces from from bud. But I don't, but I would go down to my daughter's school seek corona own get people's background on it. I get called down every time. They got a problem with some I said to my daughter in in the privacy of my home, but the school so good. I go ahead. And let them be what to do. I wanna be clear on this ULA. See kicker on to call you in a chest. Is you because the school is so good. You don't want you throw it out. Yep. That's correct. Sleep afraid for the what's what the chipmunks. This is where he meditates. This is my thought you were filled in on his everybody get Mr. Henry fills everyone in. So I don't have to go over to get again. No, I was get a load of this guy. Well, I I'm afraid I didn't it's that's by phone Steve. This is a pond where Steve goes, let me do mystery upon right, go goes, he goes to think and debate all I can do it myself. Steve I'm sorry, interrupted its upon where I go to thinking to meditate and. Yes. What I said. I know when I got more to say, but you've you've now I'm thinking about what you said you go there to calm down. Right go. Yeah. Come here to calm down. And what I've got things to reflect upon gives you a sense of peace and tranquility on your property, right? And you can hear the score. We have travel squirrel here. Same got up being Willis place, doesn't bother by either me as much as but when you hear the traveling squirrel because it I've had psychological problems with two it causes by speech to get strain. So if that happens, please forgive me speech, get strange. Funny. You're always talking funny. What are you talking about? That's real funny. General that's real funny. Trying to be funny. I mean, it's there's certain times your speech patterns. We're just saying this because of a squirrel I'm saying. I'm psychologically impacted when I hear it. I'm thinking of the squirrel. I'm thinking of what I want to say. And it gets just it gets checked a hill. Steve. So let's talk here. And just if you don't mind, I can maybe tell people in terms of CK, corona you have been prone sometimes to mention things to your daughter, April junior that are this politically opposed to what they teach it. See courtesy, corona. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm a couple times mentioned that I thought that the president President Trump, for instance, who I support I said, you know, President Trump, you know, signed to immigration ban, and that's gonna help America get jobs back from immediately went down to the school and pulled the teachers and the teachers report this Eric Dorton. I'm also told to come down. She's they head Mr. to the school. You know, I so I gotta go down there. Don't wanna get bogged down talking about this. Okay, fine. I thought you one. Destined to I know go ahead. State. So you go down there go down there. And I tell them why I said when I said, I'm grilled by the kids in the class, a little, you know, sixth graders are telling me, you know, where do you get off? Like, don't you know that you know, the country was built by immigrants by the time. I get home and try to go to sleep that comes around to Thornton calls and breeze into the phone. So we she does what she breathes into the phone general you've been here for for that. Oh, I must have blacked that out or something this he calls up Brazil. I've got the recording one from this from this morning when she goes. Because of the fact that I had said what I said to my daughter having to do with immigration and chronic all miss dork nations, say calls from probably from our home grown up. You know? You know? Oh. No there it is. That is that's about as funky as it gets tell me about it. So it's well. Well, have you contacted the police the police can't do anything because apparently putting my kidnapped school agree to haven't tips be breathed on on them because you got to Kim at school. That's very Sterry. If I didn't know it was, and I know what's doorman. I'll always tell here on tape. But I go Dorton what gives you know what? What's the problem? So that the squirrel this girl. Again, I will say to her Dorton what gives call my own breathe into the phone on me. I man I'll tell you what I'll open up a couple of cans, maybe a couple of pins of whip ass at I might even open up a an extra ten of push off of a cliff. There's a lot of different cans in my arsenal. I tell her, you know, I can open up a can of whip ass push you off a cliff, and I got open up another can of run you over with. That just about to think about the squirrel last run over with a car. All right. So you can of what pass push you off a cliff and run you over with a car. Then what talk. He does just I can play that back. I don't wanna hear it again. We don't have to keep hearing her breathing into the phone. Okay. Last was that this morning. I was overnight last night. So what I'm trying to say is these are the pressures that. Now this morning come out. And I told my daughter the heads that come floating that you on TV 'cause the songs go don't stop thinking about tomorrow. I think it's a fairly liberal. You know? Representation of what's going on? What's going down? And I told her I said, you know, I'm not sure I I really like legit thing. Oh, man. I told her I I'm not sure I really liked the idea of these heads floating at me, and my daughter said why daddy and I said because it it. It's frightening. I think it would frighten anyone to see just a kid head. You know this body. It's a sensible representation Steve of children singing the song. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow because of the Honda. I guess the product is Honda. I know that commercial that's the one it's the Honda Civic or something like that. Yeah. So here here is the song. And if you notice they're hit. I saw this commercial. It's very it's. The fantasy. I guess right. Daughter. I'd appreciate it turn down. But here I just wanna hear it. Hold on. I told my daughter at Ted, man. I if I saw hundred kid hits flying at me, there'd be a problem booze figure misison this. Knock it off willia- the all new Honda clarity fuel-cell vehicle today. And this the call there was one kid the one kid had in the middle. I don't know if you'll see it. I think it comes in at about one minute and thirty. You. Kids got her head on her head keeping all this. Kid majors. Right. Such a little demonstrative curl do on very turn that down. Phil. If you don't mind just one thought people wanted to hear it. That was hit. And I finally said to my daughter, I said that's over the line. It goes way too far. And they've gotta stop it. They've got to stop it. Now, she goes to the school and reports. All right says she reports is so what that's what I got Dorton calling me at ten o'clock at night pretty into a phone. All right. Here's what I want. You to do. Steve you have called the police, right? We called the police two years ago on air Dorton, we found out that in the contract to have the kid and the stick the kid in school of the con. Slowdowns steep. We've found out that in the contract. They have a kid in school that Erica Dorton could contact us. As per schedule. And that you know, we'd have to just listen as she told us what she thought and thought that up to the school attorneys. They said that's what she thinks. That's what's that. He said, she's breathing into the phone this woman. No, I have not. I don't know anybody that has supposed to mean better. She's the steriods and everything all she's mysterious issue. Take it easy, though to the squirrels just don't think about it. This this is you know, you've got bigger problems that this Erica Dorton our kids head floating at you. This serious stuff. Going down serious going down every day every day of. Ev everything every day of every year is serious stuff going down. Oh, I can do hope and pray. Who's doing? What's the story? We brought them again. I wanted to play. I wanna see how this thing Volve. See one kid's head Heather's three. Now. There's twelve. Get get the point at multiplies until is just a ton of them. There's a kid head. What exactly? What you mean about the singing driving? Thank you. Turn it down. But before someone hurts you bed. He'll be here. I said turn it down a man. That's that's the song. And what was necessary is that there's some of this advertising that's been happening and is very extreme. And is extremely extreme about taking a consideration shit. Look at those squirrels William I'm not doing anything coming around the corner. How those things pop up, you know, health, and it sounds like they're in the tree, but they're not talking. And then they are whether moving today anyway, I don't wanna hear anymore, but those squirrels you don't understand. I don't wanna hear anymore, but the squirrels so essentially the whole point of this this this, you know, exercise with the Honda commercial is that it's a commercial filled with kids heads. But I think the biggest thing is Dorton calling you down to the school. But what about the fact she breathes into the phone and the kids heads float who gives a shit? Okay, excuse my language. Every time. I call them up so rude. I'll tell you why. Because every time I talked to Steve you've got some weird ass problem with the world. Okay. I'm gonna I'm sorry. But you do got some weird ass problem with the world freaking Honda commercial with kids heads floating. You nor the bigger problem that you have what you just went years, nor are you ignore in that my voice crat. Yeah cracks, but it just went, you know. I would think that. Yeah. I'll have that looked into what I'm saying to you is the following thing any school that tells you you got a report down and heavier ask shoot out by sixth graders. I forget I don't care about traveling squirrels give them, but floating heads the fact that that school is ordering you around like you're their punk what the whole thing therefore out. That's what you want to be pissed off at Dorton breathing into a phone. I hang the phone up, but have them order you down there like some bitch. She's. I know that that saying, Steve, I think that's the point that they're making it. I I have to agree. Got that thing up, and Steve I'm gonna tell you. I'm not gonna let you call this show ever, again, if I ever hear you getting bugged by the squirrels, and the other thing that you have to remember is if you can't take matters into your own hands with the school and them telling you, why don't you just not report because they'll throw my kid out is this a public school. What the school your kid goes to a public school, but it's an advanced type of public school. So there's a public school. And what do you mean advanced you pay tuition? No. We don't pay any tuition they put specialized kids in their kids that are special and have special. I dunno special towers, I guess, yes. Special powers. So POWs LAN don't don't act like at asked. Well, what what are you say? What do you mean? Special powers powers special. You know, and everything Scana brainiac kids, right, but excuse me, sorry. I wouldn't say brainiac. But yeah, so the school is operated by the school district. And so you know, it is public schools. I you know, they can't order me. They can't order the kid out or anything. All right. So there you are. It's a public school. The kid goes to school there. But the kid would get sick and pick the kid and put the kid back into the kid you talking about your own daughter. Yeah, I'm sorry. They can. Take my daughter and put it back into regular school. I mean it put her. Back in regular school. Well, I gotta tell you, man. I don't know how well your daughter's doing in the school. But. To what's line to tunes Dojo for who? Erica dorton. We say Erica Dorton, y'all K right there. Mr. watch, you know, watch it out. I mean, why watch out watch it out? What do you mean? Bit to say wash it out wash watch out now because. Phil Hendrie show. Who is this? Who is this? I didn't go that was door. There's no question about it. No question at all. That's the phony est thing I've ever heard my life. What do you mean? What do I mean? It sounds phony baloney baloney. You don't have to know that is there. You know? I do not know I do not. Now, we got that call it lady said, she was your wife, and she was pretending. She was air Kadoorie. Does she really? This. This is this is April L. Familiar? April. If you're out there anywhere, and she health I'll tell you that. Well, if she's battered the house, she's on a phone someplace, April, if you're out there, you're doing this to my mind, and I got a squirrel hanging over me. When you get home. Don't you? Do don't you that girl that girl comes on? I pretend she Steve let let me just say this. You gotta get a lawyer. You gotta tell this guy that your daughters in the school. It's a public school. They're making you go through a bunch of hoops. You don't have to go through these hopes you can keep her in his school, and they don't have to make you do anything that you don't want to do. You hurt her when I just heard what your wife, I mean? Again. Here's the shit out. Stephen Boselli, ladies and gentlemen, that I log as I've been on this show. He's had that same problem with that Dortmund. Maybe that's always been his wife. I don't know. I think that there is they've got a very very what do you call eccentric headmistress over there CK coronal? But there's no question. No question at all that cat. What's your problem? Just the big dramatic build up. No question. No question. Watch out. There's no question at all that. Spelling cook in garlic bread. There's no question. And all that something has to be done that there is indeed some problem at that school. I'm Margaret great. Famous fill every show at filler showed a com- Brent. Van. There's nothing like the smell of garlic bread. When you pull it right out of the oven. It's smells like garlic. It's got that delicious. Buttery flavor to it. And you just put it on the plate there with your favorite pasta dish. But what if you weren't cooking garlic bread? What if you're cooking in fact potato gratin, and it came out looking like, garlic bread? What do you do? Then Jesper Hindaza is here for twenty five years. Jesper Hindaza is hoped people with the kinds of hallucinations that can impact your life in your day early on Jasper handover the kinds of loose nations. You don't need when that comes out of the oven. And it looks exactly like garlic bread. And it's in fact, broccoli you got trouble. No. It's not a good thing. Jasper does can help you though. I'm just Behan Daza and sixty one years, I have been in business helping people. That's right. Sixty one years, I started when I was four for sixty one. Can I finish sixty one years? I've helped people with hallucinations, the first patient that I had was myself. Jasper does can help you. If you don't piss him off. Jasper does with offices in L A Baldwin hills Baldwin park lucky Baldwin and Dougie Baldwin Jasper hand you'll love it. Go back here the world famous fill every Joe and fill every show dot com. Now, I wanna let everybody know might be SP's that have signed up to be beta test to be beta auditors of our website. I got all year Email addresses. We're going to be contacting you within the next couple of days. I'm going to be sending them off to to our our web team. And we'll be you know, rock and roll with you guys because giving very close, isn't it absolutely is. And this is a beta version of the site as I mentioned on. I think on the on the BSP chat on Friday night. We don't have the entire. We've migrated all the material. But this version of the site only has about ten or twelve shows it gives people any valuable or an idea as to how well the site works. Yeah. Go over there in I'm asking, Phil. If you don't mind, but you go over there. I'm asking Phil. If you don't mind film, you you go over there. What were you saying? But you go over there you asking me or not. It has to say go over there in that you can play with it. You know, you can play with limited website, damn, man. All right. So good luck with that, folks. Go over and play with our website that you Bena guys at we'll let you know, we will Email you, and we will be in touch. You'll get a link and the whole thing will be very groovy groovy thing. All right. Let's do it general. Yeah. It's time for the right report here with. RC? About. Darcy college with us. This is the old right report. When you get a chart she among the the Netherlands baseball team. Absolutely, correct. You. I wanna talk about the Netherlands baseball team. And the things that it does. All right. Thanks for the music. They're just killed. But are you in the tub? I am I've had a very rough day kind of tension pack day. I hope you don't mind Mr. Henry. But I just thought I'd take a soak. 'cause I just got off. The father's factory. We've got another guy who's in the past hold on for artsy. Just don't like it. All right. We'll just what what you're saying nothing. Dear. So RC welcome to the program into your report. This is an idea. I mean, welcome if I own alright report, this is I welcome. All right. You did. You welcome us. Actually. No. I did my said, thank you very much. Welcome us for God's sake. Welcome everybody to the alright report big deal fine. Thank you very much. I'm very happy to be with you. Thank you. Mr. Henry, did we answer about the tub? So you're in the bathtub, and that's fine. Because I know you had a very tense day. All right. I am with RC Collins about it. What do you want me to say general he'd got more people in bathtubs around here? It's a very favorite way to relax. I know that relaxing because I'm working for fathers is very tense thing. I see what is the subject of today's. All right report. We'll today's all right reports. Kind of an interesting one. I'm not really sure how to put it. But if you stay in the world baseball classic has anybody there it. That's what we've been watching it off and on. Okay. One of the teams is the nether ones team. And they're from Dutch there from Dutch land, or what used to be called Dutch land, or what the even called it one time hall, and you know, about that we know about the Netherlands talk about all the players on the Netherlands team are black. Okay. What's that about? And you know. Why that black last why the Netherlands players are black because the Maryland's is in is in Europe. Will you know that France and England and a lot of countries in Europe have black players on different teams. I know that I know that. Yes, I do. But for some reason, I it never occurred to me that Holland would. Because of the fact they've got windmills because they've got wind bills wooden shoes. Is that it? Well, yeah. I don't think anybody really ever prepared me or anybody really to say, hey, let's go see the Netherlands baseball team. Then there's a lot of black guys because that's kinda weird. You know, what what is weird about a man? Are you kidding me or something? What is about black players? Well, first of all you've been you've been to the Holland. The hull. What everybody asking me questions for? I came on here. Look son, I've been to the Netherlands, and I've seen black people there. But the reason why they had the preponderance of black players is because boast of their baseball players. Most of the team is drawn not from the Netherlands proper. But a great many players are drawn from the Carribean. What are you talking about the Carribean because Devlin's has a Caribbean territory? Yeah. Don't you? Don't you read too good? I've read just talking about the Netherlands has territory in the Caribbean. They have the Dutch Antilles they have they have say property they've got territory property. No. It's not real estate. Robert. That's got nothing to do. They should not have that. All right. We could can we aren't you colonialism later. We're talking about why this kid RC Collins, general, you can pay kitten. You know what you can? Do it. Okay. Young men could take I know what I can do with you to punk. So don't piss me off. Oh my God. I'm trying to come on here and be an adult and talk about how come there's in never Neverland. That's very adult view, what moron to the point man. What's the point? God, I'm saying if you think about France, okay, I understand black guys because Africa if you think of England, okay, I understand is black guys on account of the empire that they had. If you say Italy, okay, understand is black because that's what a talion basically are if you all just lay off the old jokes. Hurry. If if you if you say Netherlands, do you understand whether it's black because they also have territories in the Caribbean in southeast Asia. There are Dutch. Territories in Micronesia as well. That's why there are black players. All right. Well, I think that that answers that question not that I could. Myself. But there's a larger issue in a larger question that we have to answer. And that is how is this received by the world. Does it stun anybody? Does it throw people off when you think about other lands? You think about a Dutch boy with wooden shoes? He'll Shia don't you? Don't push me hit. Okay. Don't you? When I think about what I think about windmills. What do you think about general say? Windmills? You don't think about a kid wouldn't shoes with blonde hair? No, I don't necessarily think about that. I think about that kid wouldn't choose a blonde hair. When I think about the paint doesn't say that's point paint. Take called exploit P H never heard of it. Not really no that's their logo. That's a little kid with blond hair and wooden shoes. Think about about where do you talking about? Can't if you haven't heard of it doesn't mean, it doesn't exist. Okay. Everybody's young. God RC you're coming off a little half baked on this one. You were saying that the world is thrown off by seeing black baseball pairs players and the word Netherlands across the foot of their jerseys. Everybody's yelling at you. Boy, big tough outright guy. Put a baby man, I want to just like split or something like a puck and everything. But you guys aren't even listen to me, I've listened to your kid. You're talking about the Netherlands haven't black players. What's your point? Everyone's buying it blows the. Okay. Well, other than black guys. It doesn't blow my mind either. You said look at all the black players the Netherlands team. Yeah. I did. And then I figured it out for myself. I didn't have to go on a radio show and do a whole segment. I don't know. Kind of an issue out of it. You did Phil what we were prepping. I made an issue out of it. Because I knew are you guys are something did you? I made an issue out. Artsy was coming on the show. I said this is what he's going to be talking about when you feel out of black guy for the Netherlands team. And then you think about windmills and canals and wouldn't shoes. But that doesn't seem weird. No, it doesn't man because by mind isn't in fantasy land about hey here. We are in Holland and there's wooden shoes. And there's a windmill and there's a canal and everybody's walking around carrying book. It's milk that ain't where by heads at. I think it through up enough people whereby it was worthy for me to mention it because there's a lot of immigrants and the immigration has taken over. And if you go to Germany right now. It's black than the inside of a cows. And that's it. What the kids say? Then you get him back the phone Margaret get him back on the phone people are pissed off man people pissed off. Yeah, they are. Get back on this. Mr. Henry, hey, this is Margaret. I'm I'm telling you that that was not good saying black the inside of a cow. On the tub on. Yeah. Turn the tobe off. What do you say? That was not very good of you to say what you said about the people in in Europe. We're going to talk about this later. I said we're talking about it later. World-famous Phil Hendrie show. Kids program doing right report. You know in Europe, you know, everybody in Europe, like a rightwing, nasty dance. Well, it's funny because Holland just had an election. They just had the election for prime minister. And they went with a very much more conservative guy. They had that Jeet wielders guy that asks the fall right candidates felony. They didn't vote him in because the Dutcher obviously smarter than most of the rest of us. We'll be right back world-famous. Phil Henry show. Take some kidding. Flip. This is going to be a great time. If you come out to the candy ass festival this weekend at Palmer Ville that candy ass festival will have rides. It'll have all kinds of games. You can play come out to our hooter tent. And of course, don't miss the candy ass review. It's the candy ass festival in Palmdale. Every year at this time just take highway one right to the bottom of the Delco into the holler. And you're there at the candy ass festival candy ass festival fund for the entire family candy ass festival sponsored by candy ass chamber of commerce, candy ass, Oregon me, and my old lady we'd like to right around a lot, you know. And that's why we like to ride around on a Hercules six hundred motorcycle. This thing can go up to one hundred seventy miles an hour. It goes so fast. It'll take pieces of your scalp off. We think that's fun. Don't we baby? Why don't you get an ugly six hundred to go from town to town Reitman running down Mandalay? We do the Hercules six hundred gonna be a beautiful summer. Arguably six hundred available at your local Hercules daler get on the highway ride band bride born to be wild shit a Hercules six hundred. Fill every show with Phil Hendrie here. Fully go in. Oh in southern California. Apparently, Chris Morton has made a mistake Robert mistake he had a advertising coming out on his movie. And apparently that advertising come out too soon because what happened was gonna change his stage name and Chris on the phone with his newsmaker line from Hermosa Beach, California is still you still ended in that movie. During the movie, Robert we'll all be this this sucker for. We just started principal photography on this about two four two two two four days ago, and what are you editing? I'm just editing the opening scene, and it's just not going the way I wanted to. We probably shot about maybe ten minutes for the movie. What is this thing that it'd be some kind of a porn classic? I mean, you're you're taking your time over which is good Chris. But at this point where you do the budget. You have to hear to. Wait. You mean a budget a budget how much money will you give them to make this movie just making it? I mean, I might might that at my mom. I have a trust is that what you're talking about. You have a trust fund a trust fund. So I'm just I'm dip it in you know, dipping into a trust fund. Yeah. Man on pip into. Look. I mean, I'm a filmmaker. I'm trying to make a film and film about me and unusual -ness of what I'm all about. Yeah. What's that mean? Yeah. I mean. Waiting to see how you're gonna get the unusual about what you're about. That's right. That's right. I have unusual life, and I have unusual take on things, and they Norton mountain is a perfect statement for how I am going to proceed. Yeah. I'm saying, yes. We know what you're saying crystal. The problem. You've had a year as we understand. It though is all of the posters are up. At least you had a lot of the made. And it says Norton mountain starring Chris Norton. Yeah. And is that why you want to have on the show? Yeah. That's what you wanted to come on the show. We talked to you about it. Just went. Yeah. That too fine. That's what you wanna come on the show. I wanted to come on show and promote northbound, but I did mention that my stage name, you know, my stay famous restaurant. Right. Yeah. I know that because you had that whole big contest on Twitter voting on it bright. I mean, they came in. It can't I have a. Reese grief. Daming Reese, flicks got to reflect and. Restaurant. I like a lot more kids flame man, but you have these posters made right up. Sorry, go I had to posters made. And it said Norton mountain rhythm northbound starring Chris Dorton. And that's what my mom or my sister. I should say, but my mom my sister. And she said isn't his name now restaurant. Does your mother watch the movies that you make? No, of course, not. Well, then what what what is interest in this by parents want me be successful question. Let me if official and they communicate with my bizzare about it. 'cause she's does a lot as as as -secutive producing. And I was also principal in Norton explodes. You got a big family business that's involved in producing porn. No. I got my business that my sister is a producer of Dorton slowed Norton's blood. That's more than like adult film to do. Well, I I have an anime. I have an animation arm that I wanna do. Yeah. Like animation everything. Produced anything not yet. No. Because it's gotta find a guy that draws that can draw cartoon cartoon people you have to get an animator animator, but part of his plane. It's not hard to explain Chris to do animation. You need to have an animator you need to have those kinds of people people that can direct those kinds of movies. Okay. Great. But in the meantime, they say on TV in the meantime, and in between time, I got a movie coming out Norton Norton mountain. My name is restaurant now. So why don't you change it to run mountain? Well, I I was thinking about changing to ride Bowden, and then when someone said, oh, that's so obvious. Because if you say climb run about the world all city nine states from the from mountain, it's gonna nationally sort of devolve into from the ride and what's wrong. And what's wrong to obvious? You know, you wanted to be. You wanted to be level subtle? Yeah. I can understand that it has to be settled, you think you what do you think you're so kind of a damn Fellini? I mean, you're making a movie here. What he's saying Fellini? You think you're Frederico cellini? You don't know who he is. What's his name Fellini never mind? He's a big big movie. He was a big big movie director from Italy. Oh, man, you're talking about you're talking about like the black and white movies. They done the fifty. I'm talking about good movies, or at least when people's good movies and artistic films. I'm I'm film to don't ever get the wrong idea that I'm doing that. I'm not doing artistic films. But what I want to do here is I want to make sure I get it. Right. That's why we've taken our time, and we have been very particular. And we've been very acting. You know, exactly man, you call the movie Norton mountain with Chris Martin, and you change staged named to Rex ride came in use it. I can't if I dump it or something like that. How many times your name used? There's a lot of ships in the movie I mean in of the hot. Allow. Oh, yeah. Chris norton. And we thought about changing it out say your last name. Well, yeah. I mean, that's sort of what's my my my films apart go. Yeah. Like both of them will say or a Bill. This is Chris Norton. Yeah. Does shakespeare. Schick checks their climate. The I w in Dublin restaurant. Yes. But we try that. I mean, but it will sound weird. You know? Girls voice, you Chris or or? You know, it just it doesn't work. I don't think I would do that. I was I was joking. But I just want to see if you take the bait what's wrong with that. I wouldn't do that Chris with sound stupid as hell, although unless you wanna make this into a comedy or something like that is comedy. And you might as well, look, it's a company of errors when it is. And you might as well ride that for all it's worth. Why I spent my I'm working my azoff on one man working your ass off that much so brain dead may change a poster. When he's talking about. You didn't do the posters? Right. It's the natural thing, man. My name is Chris Norton. I changed my stationed restaurant big wild. Chris you gotta live with these mistakes. I know that, but I'm right now what I think I'm gonna do just crap Cannell posers and do posers, the movie with girls are saying, oh, Chris Norton. You're such a stud. I'm gonna have to leave that in or we'll just have it be like silent, you know, there. So they're moving their mouth, and we played music moving your mouth. All right, whatever you wanna do man. But you know, it sounds like it's a little half ass with all the work that you've been doing on this movie. It's not that happy. It's not that bad. It's just a few things go yet. Chris Norton you and and those are women don't lie. Can't dump it because you know. I got a man who says you gotta do once you get a woman to do it. I mean. Yeah, I could. But I'm not even sure I know how to do it. That's about this. You know? You know, how to make a movie, right? I do. But I don't I mean, I know how to turn a camera, and I know how to make you know action. And then, but I don't know how to turn off you need some experienced people working with you on this film. But I know what my vision is right. I know how to say action, and I know when my vagueness action, which vicious what about on the guys run sound all the guys you need help bent. You do need help. If I were you I would stop production on this film and start all over again. Now that you look editing like five days. I mean, I've got some great shots Gracia. I've got first of all I have the opening shot. Mister where the girl runs. We got a Melania. Trump lookalike is what we got. Great great. That's that's fantastic. What's wrong with that? In a lawsuit. Man. You can't have a lawsuit best. I'll really hurt you can because they can say that you have claimed her image over brand get outta here. They can well I got. Well, I got a. Just change your name. I don't change your name to milanya home on your home. That's classy. All right, man. See a change it to Milan you home. She what? Anyway, she runs up the hill. She goes. Climate climb Norton mountain. And then she keeps sprinting all the way up does the milanya character. Get along you up. So she yodel 's and then starts sprinting up. Yeah. And I return to yodel when she gets the top. But the way I return the yodel wish you could probably guess pretty funny. I still see that. Yeah. So so she goes and runs to the top of Norton mountain, and you return, the yodel you answer back speaking. Yeah. Once she gets the top. I go time for the euro as you. I'm all. Yeah. And we cut to the fest barely graphic series of as scenes with oral fast and anal Seth, but mostly oral. But yeah, there is some anal. What does the can I get up and leave? Go ahead. Marcus split. Well, I can thoroughly understand it because I'm talking about anal. You know, what this isn't just that? You are done. Chris. I'm dumb ass. You're the guy that made the posters change your name rests Rudd Rexrod. All right. Chris, oh, you have the opening scene in the can and just take that man and start and do the movie again, what do you think the open San man, do the movie again? Hey face. It you screwed it up. Now. You gotta redo it. You gotta redo everything you have to redo the whole movie because you didn't get the right name in there. And you got to redo the posters. What our man, you're. Even though I, but you I hope you get to see the opening scene on this. She runs up is time for Norden mountain, and I go. Yeah. And I go. See I can't hang up on kit. The graphic put him back on here. Chris I can't have that graphic shit. If you don't mind. Would you get him out of control? Chris Chris, don't you can't do that, man. 'cause we're on air. You can't yodel it. No, no, no. I to dump it. Okay. That's that's what I do. She goes yodeling alone to say what you do then I return with. But by the time, I returned the yodel she's already in the cabin on top northbound. Yeah, she's claimed it yellow she's by the climate, but still the Odal. Good luck. Well, can I give out my office boss in case? I had actors in the movie who haven't been paid taking mail me, the an invoice that I you know, they were in the movie. We'll put it on the website. Okay. Everybody Chris Norton. What does he talking about? He did he pay everybody. I don't know. He he wants to put the what he wants to have a meal is his post office box. So you can mail an invoice if you were in the movie. This guy get that information at the being. Yeah. It's. You know, what I don't think you should do those fill only Mondays I got this show was very sloppy. What your best film? Thank you very much for that photo conference. Robert that it such. In your. My god. Mr. Henry, just said the F. Filters walked out here. Rummaging. We'll famous fill every show executive produced by Phil every incorporated all rights reserved on podcast one. Bye. Bye. Don't forget to go. See Norton mountain the opening job only, gene is working.

Steve I Chris Norton Phil Henry Phil the Netherlands Chris Chris Robert Norton mountain Erica Dorton Phil Hendrie Honda Dorton baseball Netherlands Margaret Dougie Baldwin Jasper Europe Donovan Eric Dorton hallucinations
Episode #1817 The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

35:51 min | 2 weeks ago

Episode #1817 The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Lee began today as meditation with the few sipping exercises to remind us a little treat can go a long way. So pick up your mccafe iced coffees close your eyes and deep seven. And deep satisfaction out. Take a treat retreat at McDonald's right now get McAfee iced coffee and any size and any flavor for just ninety nine cents until seven am price of participation may vary. The days are getting shorter and you can feel it in the air. Yes. It's that time of year Pumpkin is finally back at Dunkin. It's the cozy you've been craving all summer long now in Your Cup of Dunkin pick up all of your pumpkin favorites like the signature pumpkin spice. Ice Latte. Or a Pumpkin iced coffee and bakery items like Pumpkin, donuts and muffins sip into something comfortable to celebrate the start of cozy season. Use the Dunkin APP for contactless ordering America runs on Dunkin guys. It's Phil Hendrie for the world famous Phil Hendrie website Phil Show Dot com now. In the forthcoming about eleven days coming up tomorrow, we're going to be traveling to Fort Lauderdale, and the next several days were in Florida. I'm going to be providing for the BSP's our subscribers original material from Florida and I'm going to be providing them with a brand new video casts from Florida I'll be interviewing. Margaret. Gray. I'll be interviewing her husband. Frank I'll be interviewing all kinds of people there from. Fort Lauderdale in the South, Florida environs where I will be hunkered down for about eleven days visiting with Jackie and friends. So that's what's going to be happening. If you're a subscriber to the world famous Phil Hendrie show you get that original content and more yes you are forty thousand plus hours of archive material my radio show you get our Henry. Home. Movies you know that Nice Up. Close and personal stuff man for the price of a month or year subscription. So visit our website Phil. Hendrie. Show DOT COM, and subscribe at the Villa Henry Show website become a backstage pass member join us on our Friday night chancellor this Friday night. It's going to be very difficult because we're not going to be in our home studio we are going to be providing with providing our. Subscribers with. You do at general we're gonNA prevent dice going we're GONNA provide the. Yes I've got it. Don't worry I'm just check. We're GONNA see how Phil's doing. I'm fine. Here we're going to provide the subscribers with original Friday night video. It won't be the chat because Phil has been bounced off of facebook and you know how that goes. Also, we're going to have, of course, the original programming at Phil mentioned from Florida there will be no movie and I guess I'm telling you more about what there won't be while fills in Florida. Then what you get with a subscription ordinarily you get out of their groovy stuff but. But this time out no, you don't. Know. What you mean? Yeah. You know it's I'm on Vaca- don't worry about it. World famous MB showing and PHIL SO DOT COM get subscription get a backstage pass and find out what it's all about. The World Trade misspell every show from the Pacific. In southern California in General Gaylon Sean I crave I'm Bud. Dickman. Robert. Leonard his Phil Henry. Thank you Chris Norton with US tonight and a couple of announcements to make before we get Chris and also body duly. Bobby Steve Duly, are going to be on because this is a late minute addition and the reason for what happened to that. Is your glasses you trump them? The reason for this is that they have just wrapped up a homeowners association meeting at the Western States Homeowners Association. Where they had this meeting at a Western states. I just said that, but and I know you're doing that to irritate me at the Western states homeowners association. Yes don't look at me filled with those piercing eyes like somehow I'm the indictable one. Somehow you WANNA see me standing on a flatbed truck with the noose around my neck. Alright Margaret. What is it? They just wrapped up and it didn't end. Well, someone was playing a tuba making her look like an ass so Someone was playing a Tuba Sony, played a to best you march to. Duly came merchants. She usually comes marching in as you will know misery. and nervous got the service in. What in any way she has the usually play heated chief and somebody hail to the chief. No hail to the chief. Don't you hear too good I hear plenty and they play hail to the chief and the chief but the implant is starting to play the Tuba some guy in the crowd had a Tuba and bobbies she's understandably. I don't take our side on this one I do someone made her look like a chimpanzee a Fu. Bore Chimpanzee in a diaper and we've got to find out what happened. Okay. How dare you laugh Margaret? You know what we laughed when it's funny. What do you want? What's this we stuff you gotta turn your pocket. What are you laughing at? I folks listen. Let me get on before. We get any further into anything we got Christner and it was hanging out and I know he's got he said, he has what gets him editing he's doing doing some editing on the latest film. He'll get. Christie ready to go. Yeah I'd love to be running your movies the phone man Hey Chris. Sorry talking. Talking. About. Dory's there may be very. Fill. Okay. Chris Norton is with US and Chris is an aspiring film producer in the adult film. John Reid, as well as you've done, some don't film acting Chris binder standing right. I've. Filled in you know a lot. Mostly maker I have been I. Bill was. Up a top Rod. But Up, up on top of Rod Yeah I thought it was there was something different climb restaurant. No no we we renamed for Real, we re released. It Oh we called it up. Get up. Get up get top restaurant. It's still longer rexroad's. Res- Rods Mountain if. Okay Crystal Rexroad's mountain in congratulations on that. You're you've re-released that. I WanNa talk about that we're doing we're going to be down to south Florida rape. Donald South Florida right around where you are and I think they're gonNA enjoy it very much. As we do it for you know producing and everything you're going to be down in south Florida right around where we are where we're GONNA get. that. We're I'm meeting me. Just the way I told you to. The way you told me to man I told you would you start to get lesser? flusher man what's the name of the movie get on a Cold Day? What is the name of the movie sex on a Cold Cova Day? Correct? That's on a cold day. Stars Steve Born Beaming. It's going to be what's the Moose Moose Beeman Moose. Steve Strap on. That's right. Don't wear it out man. Okay. So those are the two stars of sex on a Cold Cova Day. And you have told, US Chris Correct ordering sex Cova Day I. Mean you could give a little to sell. Out here to sell your movie man that's your job. Okay. Yeah. It's like we told you. All right. So so Chris to sell the billy sex on a cold day, but you did tell Phil earlier, this is an artistic piece, perhaps the big one of your career. Because what we're GONNA do is for paramount with care for positions. WE'RE GONNA to agree with a lot of different. Positions, but they're going to be done with blinking lights and they're going to be done with. Strobe, lights and there's going to be one. Address. Melanie. Purchase. And Melody Purchase. That is correct. Sir I mean I don't know better I. Said Christie's names unusual. Give a handle on them. And all right. The name we called her that because part of the movies when I. WanNa director said, Hey, go ahead and purchase and she went ahead and perched. Guys on a guy face. Look at. You'll encourage fill everybody here just going. Story because he did they go. Purchase NONNI. Some dude pointed it with no. And the rest is cinema history is at it. Your General God. History you did not sound Chris. I can easily be over at your studio. I'm at quarter man he's he's in south. Florida. What are you doing there? He's down there filming sex on a Cold Day. Now, you said this is artistic. You said you'll have unusual camera angles. Tell me about this well. What we're going do. We are you looking at you're going unusual camera angles only matt it. Don't you think hey, wait wait Margaret Bud. All right I'm sorry. I'm telling you feel I won't be responsible for what I. It's all right Bud. You know what you're up against here. I'm sorry I thought Ms. Grey. I feel I came up appear responsible for what's about to happen if I hear one more word out of him. All right. But you realize Phil told you you're fired if you do that. I'll take my chances. Margaret you don't want to get fired just leave the kid alone. Leave it to me, leave it to you huh. Ram Sorry. Todd Dame. All I heard you do is wait a minute wait but take a walk what a gyp take a walk. We get back to me or you guys want to sit there rubbing lube on it, look at it and going. I ready I made. That's very unnecessary. I'm here to help you promote covert on a cold. Called sex on a cold day. Over Day. What Sort of cold covert day. Una Cold Cova. Day Colbert Man God. All Right Cova Day we got it. So what's artistic about this? I'll ask the questions what's artistic about it. We're we're featuring a lot of different camera angles there's going to be like it opens up. Okay opens up with girls. But is right there. It's up in the air. Okay. But we're zooming in and then we're zooming back resuming and going. Wow. Says on a Cold Day. Like to do it's coming in from the cold. There's her but. You'll metairie. Yeah. Okay. So You know Chris, it takes more than wild camera angles. Wait a minute man. We've also got strobe lights. Chris I want to hear about it. So you're doing strobe lights doing this zoom in. Zoom in there's a girl they could but here we go. On Cova Zoom in and zoom out zoom in zoom out and then. Steve Strap on who plays he plays a traveling salesman going door to door selling economists you know. And Adams not always on communists at stake that The Lady, the House Basis Hi. I'm selling condiments and he's got like a bottle of Ketchup. And she goes yeah. Well, where are they and she goes she goes looking through all this stuff looking for rubbers. You know he was, oh, you mean rubbers he goes I say on of we goes I said Connor met here but then what he does he takes bottle of ketchup and looks at the camera and goes mankind and his lack in in his last bird of. And then the camera goes Ooh, you know. Moving into movies now wait wait wait a minute was supposed to meet with General. Going to give it away general hold on. So all of this stuff but that's a wild thing. Yeah. But it's artistic and everything. It's artistic and everything I'm not giving it away. Okay. Would it be as well? We already got you doing zoom in and zoom out on the girls naked ass now comes the traveling salesman who selling ketchup and mustard right? Condiment and the woman the house played by Melissa Perk. because. She's purchase you know sooner or later you know why? People Watch. Movies it's like where she got a it. Where are you saying forget it. I can hear you guys laughing. You cannot hear US laughing but you are they are laughing Chris. You're right the. Polls you Chris I told you I told you. I told you. All right. Chris told us. So Anyway Melissa Perks goes I thought you said condoms and she goes looking through the catch. Sauce and she can't find him and that's when. Steve Strap. Body place. The traveling salesman looks at the camera goes man mankind in his last third of assistance and he's lies a condom over catcher bottle. And the two of them just looking at the camera right and. Zoom in zoom out, zoom zoom out and do a lot of strobe lights and stuff, and this is what you call it artistic film. You know where I didn't come on this program I think you need to let the young men described his film and Reserve judgment until. We've seen it I think it's very demeaning for you to sit there and act as if some students film whether it's good whether it's bad. Let the audience decide not you. Thank you very much with Greg. All Right Margaret I know you do this awful lot even though Chris has made some shabby shabby films breaks. What's the point me on this program I told you to come on. I. Listen. Chris. is going to be honest with you, but I'm also going to allow the young man okay Chris I'm sorry. Go ahead. What else do you want to tell you about him? It's called. It's called on a cold day so. Seems Strap on and Winnie Perch. They decide you know one thing leads to another and they wind up in bed and she's perched. Okay. Okay Yeah. Okay Man God. Perks. What happens if these trap on has a heart attack is going I need an ambulance deputy. and. No, one can hear them. She's perfect. So it's muscled. No one here knows how why this is artistic effort although I understand, it has a plot about a traveling salesman putting a condom on a bottle of ketchup and winds up almost suffocating. This is a theme by the way and your show Phil. What are you talking about yet is? It is Phil what are you talking about teaming my show? This is always a theme in your program about some guy laying in a bed some girl sitting on his face and he can't breathe boy you guys got no class. You're the one that brings this garbage up very I'm just doing it because I thought you know you approve of it. You know I think you're full of Crap I. Think he just piling on me that's your movie. Not Mind. Well, you man I came on to promote it and all you're. GonNa Start Crying and everything man Chris Martin. SEXTON CRYAN man. I'm trying to hold together 'cause I gotta go out. We gotTA shoot another scene tomorrow with these strap on winning. Persian. We're GONNA to bring in North Lordly. Who's this fantastic where he's fantastic Swedish actor. and Wendy Perch is GonNa do what we call the mile high. And 'cause when she finally just purchase way. She's way up there and and then when we achieve that, then we're going to have the lights go off on and off on and off on and off. And we'll zoom in on her butt on her again go mankind the last third of its. Rate. The dialogue has been restricted to Never mind it sounds very, very interesting Chris. Finally, thanks a lot. Because I guarantee. Film is going to be the artistic bus out. For a lot of adult film with right now, you know because the pandemic. And the coup fit a lot of prices shutdown. So we're using a lot of techniques. That throwback techniques where you can't really see if the actors are interacting. Yeah. We've got her doing the mile high purchase. He's way far away from of. and. North noon North noon you know man God we go to all. You guys don't you keep changing the name what's his name? North Union. Union north of. No. All right. I'm going to get into an airplane. I'm GonNa fly to Fort Lauderdale and set fire to your studio. If you don't tell me that man's name is right now nor Numidian. North Newman. Kidding around all right Chris Good Luck with your movie sex in the. Cold Cova Day starring Wendy Perch Steve Strap on. Your blind man. Can't hang up. You can't hang up I can't hang up through the fall of the four. Floor. Don't Miss. It folks it's sex on a cold Cova Day with Wendy Perch Steve. Strap on and North Newton. Nubia. Carol I don't want to say, but you sound gay I sound gay every day of Your Life Chris you sound game with assess and this is. What the Hell you say man days and weeks and months and years I sent AP's. Years you'll path a normal understand what you just said your north Noonan. That's right. I'm. That's something say. Good luck with the movie sex on a Cold Cova Day directed written and I guess you're not in. Man I told you Wendy Wendy Steve Strap on and North Newman in sex on a cold Cova Day. Directed by Chris Norton, otherwise known as Rex rod when he is acting and we're looking forward to it Chris Thank. You very much of his and thanks for finally giving me A. Thanks Chris you don't care man. You pretend like you're carrying. You don't care. We do care. I can tell you don't care. You're going. Every time I was talking about plot points. Lysenko Cova Day WanNa talk about Wendy Perch you've gotta understand Chris these clowns are incapable of hearing anything serious if you say things like perch or nose or That's not true. It is absolutely true. Well, at least you treated with the dignity away with what verve Ms Grey and I appreciate it. You're welcome. Yes. Sure and after you hang up, she's going to be ripping it. No I take that back right now because no bolt alright no, she won't. Cut announcing that she will see what you did. You poison the waters but. I'm North Newman I'm kidding around Chris. God that guy frequent weird. I think as that family gets older your things wrong with him you're gonNA say it before I say yeah I think he's got venereal disease. I think he's flipping out I think he's nuttier than Frank Gray with. My son she's She's a really great football player. Bobby duly is at the west of States Homeowners Association. They're homeowners association meeting has just broken up. So we'll be talking to heard a moment. We'll be talking about Bobby Bobby Duly when we come back. Bobby Goulet? Yeah. Okay. That's what we'll do. Bobby. She'll be happy with that. With bobby dealing we come back world-famous fill in reshow. It's Phil Hendrie and between Thursday, the tenth and the twenty first of September which will be the very first day of autumn Autumn yes young man's fancy we're going to be in south Florida. I'm going to be visiting Jackie will be in the Fort Lauderdale area and we'll be doing our shows there with special original programming for our backstage pass members will have the Abi sp show originating from Florida, and we'll also be doing our video cast from Florida. We will be doing some encore shows during that period but for our BSP's only, you'll get that original programming. We'll also be talking to you via some. Video updates and so on and so forth. We've got a lot planned out for you. So if you do not yet have a backstage pass if you're not yet a subscriber of the world, famous Phil Hendrie show website, you should go and get one now because it's fun it makes life fun. Fun Man, it's a lot of fun. So get the backstage pass at the world famous Phil Hendrie show website film show Dot Com. Hi this is Kyle Ruediger I predicted the last ten recessions and I'll predict another one just for you if you subscribe to. Brugere blurb the Brugere blurb tells you all about the financial markets tells you where they started what they're called, all the different currencies that they use, and sometimes we even predict what they may do although most of the time we don't I predicted the last. Ten recessions and I think another one is going to happen. We're in the middle of one right now see see see what I I knew. I knew there was something happening I wasn't quite sure what it was the Ruediger blurb subscribe now from Kyle Ruediger go to the count Brunette your website and subscribe to the Brugere blurb be in the know and on top of it I'm kyle brutally and I predicted the last ten recessions and I'm predicting that there's another one happening right now. Oh, it is that I'm right. We'll finish fill in the Pacific on southern California here each and every day with you and heavy be with you here from the Pacific Oh, we are going to be in south Florida starting on a Friday Friday will be our first show from south Florida will be doing a pre show from south. Florida as well as original video cast from South Florida. All the way through the twenty-first. And Margaret UN frank will be coming down with the following frequent I will be the following not right away that weekend I'm going to. Try to make down that weekend how about you? But I guess in California man, we're to cover stuff down here. But now staying here just to cover the. Covering Operations Yeah Okay make sure that's all it is to what Oh my God All I know is. You know repairing windows around here for about five months the last time I left you guys that I told you. I know what you told me. That was an ugly twins I don't care if the naughtily twins if it's the duck, keep the Nutley twins out of here you hardest keeping twins out anything. Okay. Hey listen don't screw around not. So yeah we will be in south Florida starting on Friday actually flying on On Thursday a lot of stuff going on man you got to figure out what you do with a car. He's GONNA replace doors and his car that ought to be interesting how you get to the airport. I'm not taking Uber I'll tell you that. Let me tell you about Uber I'm sorry I don't mean to bad mouth. Uber. But. Let me tell you what the last time I ordered Uber and I reserved an Uber to pick me up the next morning to get me to a an airplane Oliver. Said I got this thing says, well, you've been canceled you. Sorry we had to cancel your ride. Now don't bullcrap about how I don't know how to order Uber because I've been doing practically ever since they started the Damn company I've taken them all over the damn place. But that pissed me off so much I can't be sure that these guys are gonNA show up. So I got to order a god Jesus blessed car. What's the language fill? There are people out there that love God and prayed it. I understand excuse me folks. So order a car because I can't trust whether Uber's going to show up. That's great. And don't blame me man. I took my phone and there it is sorry but we had to cancel. Trying to contact you first. contact. Me I bullshit look man I ordered the damn thing they confirmed now said no I didn't see anything where you're trying to contact. Don't try don't change the story general. All right I know exactly what happened and then I'm going to do that. It'll be fun though I'm looking forward to the time off and the time out of town. So between the. You know basically the eleventh of the twenty-first going to be doing our shows from south. Florida. Here the world famous Phil, Hendrie? Show net cast and webcast get a back stage pass subscription to our website and that way you will. You know you won't miss a thing. Exactly. Bobby, and Steve Duly joining us from the west of the States Homeowners Association. Guess. They're back home. Now you guys got I understand he is in a bathtub right now. My Wife is saying indeed obey. My Wife said Barry. Tubb and I'm picking so now Nelson. Taking crate now philly hope you don't mind. My wife's been very much in native it. Okay. So you're taking a soak what happened. So, what happened was we had a home association meeting scheduled for keeping. We were going to discuss architectural changes who. Can Cone Boulevard as well as Mighty Joe Young. Lane. Around your people thought we were kidding. Listeners of our started mighty Joe Young Lane I told you these are named after famous Hollywood stars. These are fictitious characters. But the fact is these were two of the biggest names in motion picture history. I understand that. By Joe, young, you don't know what he's been. You don't know what he's been the movie business. Mighty Joe Young To sit here and listen to this. I'm sorry. So you guys were discussing something in the architectural meeting. We had that schedule. Now at the beginning of every one of our homeowner's association meetings, we begin with hail to the chief. Steve. Has It on a boombox? I don't have. Done. Done today don't until it. Sounds stupid. Those you have the real ones don't want it. Anyway plays it, and then bobby marches in. March and the way my father taught me to march with my arm swinging at my side. And this apparently has so riles people and so angered people because they think that some sort of a dictator and all I'm trying to do is to give it the dignity that it deserves. The Homeowners Association. Whatever, you call it the talking about the meeting right whatever I call it the Home Association meeting, you're talking about giving dignity by doing a military march to the theme of the press give. States. The Horse Association President seemed to I. Understand that have the chief means any president right? That's what I'm given to understand. Right. So that's what we're giving understand like you're given to understand that. What happened tonight what happened tonight we have recordings. Dickman they're. Recording right now, Dooley's in real time. Play it because I have never been. Going to play it because I have never been so humiliated in my life. As to what these clowns? What. These chumps am I know who it was. It was Melissa Dixon. Her friend Catherine. and. Then the two girls Auburn Golam. Autumn goal of these are the names of the girls. Just here. Are the real names of the girls. Yes autumn and. Is the what did I say? Into golly. Golly Gee. Oh, by Golly. Be Gone the way that sounds? That right. More. Hot Water Steve. More hot water. Oh. Yeah Thank you scolding hustle. For heart per. Thank you. To Jesus Bobby went puts their. Scalding water coming into the TUB. Sorry. Okay. So what happened you'd have to take just do it. So. What we're about to hear is bobby duly out. At the Home Association meeting and we're going to hear what happens. Ladies Gentlemen present the Homeowners Association. got. Home Association Bobby Dueling. Able. Cheap. Bobby till. This is not the. Bobby. Duly prison loose. Stupid look slacking I ask. Believe Butter Hog. What you get out of here, Karen. Whenever. Wyler. Chief moments. Star Wars. Get. Outta here you Slovenly butterball. I'm the president of the Homeowners Association stop paying that Tuba. Stop in. The to wife was the president of the Homeowners Association. God. Damn it. took. You Solis. People. You'll Rodney. Okay Bobby You humiliations that I went through. Now I heard you who's The lady the kids saying stupid the stupid does. That was that was Karen. Karen. Bisley who's my head confused. Karen thickly, who's is a butter Hawk for way back. and she is what do you mean hawks since he's a fat woman? Fat is she's just a lovely Hillbilly I. You know I'm so angry from what happened to Bobbi obviously there's a hostile. Agenda that some people have toward you hostile. Part of your of Click. In Your Home Association why would that be? Have done such a great job over the last. I don't know how long whenever Labor Curtis. was playing the Tuba stupid. Get Out of here you slovenly flutter. Dash Pong. Era. Everyone take your seats. It's time for our meeting were supposed to what is that are you playing? That's not here with. You. Okay. So bobby what is by I don't know what to ask you right now. What do you do you plan on doing? To address the situation. We're probably went to first of all current. Who's the gut kept saying We're going to assess a lean on her home. Yes. WE'RE GONNA PUNISH HERE WE'RE GONNA lean her room for one quarter of her homeless association dues to the two player when I find out who did it? And Right now, I've heard it down to three people bill Wiegand. Jason's gun. And his brother teddy to Google and his best friend can lead to good on these guys What does this Kennedy you Goo Goo Jason to go Jason's you Google where's he from? Some Western screaming where's he? Sounds like an unusual name. From the east got some -Sconsin or something, but the point is those two. Are the ones that have conspired to blow this Tuba Steve I thought was interesting. Sales you WANNA blow you know and I was like I and I kinda hunched it. He put his hand over the package. I thought that was very, very witty. Very Witty. Yeah do you See Anything. You WanNa blow that's pretty said. Phil. Bobby I'm sorry to hear that you've had such a difficult time can't play it again just in case there it is here play again just in case like what we haven't heard enough of it well. Thank you welcome to the Homeowners Association. The chief that's wrong. That's wrong. Don't play the tape. WHO's blowing that? US. Being. So, when you walked in this was happening I walked in. Goku and the other they were playing a good game. They were playing this. And hopping around like. You know what? What did you bug off? Bug, off Butter Hawk, go go bug off it's a song never bug off butter hall from go bug. CARE. Foot up butter hawk. I got up to good line. Yeah you got up great lights. We're GONNA I'm, GONNA get my wife out of this situation right now. He'll be getting my wife by the situation right now. All right. Go ahead goodbye. He'll be able to come. All Right Bobby and Steve Duly have said goodbye for the evening. And You'll have A. I don't give a damn in I'll hang up on you when I went to. Bobby. Steve Duly. Had to blown in there tonight at their holders Association meeting, and we also would like to thank Chris Norton for his always edifying look at the world of adult, films good God. San. Famous. Phil Hendrie show is produced by Bill Henry for bring corporate all rights reserved cast one. Cheryl Kayla speaking. From. Know. Stupid looks like. Go. I can. A. Bloomberg. Stupid. Butter. Butter on the spot nuts. Think of. The. Same. Coming. With, new iphone as the for less than a hundred bucks at Metro, you're rule it's the most affordable iphone on the number one brand in pre paid whether you're studying online or tiny. Hey Mom. The IPHONE SE. Has. Switched to Metro and get the iphone se for ninety, nine, Ninety, nine after rebate redemption and six months of service with auto-pay Metro by t mobile rule your day. Limit One per account slash household requires port ninety validation not valid for numbers currently T. mobile network active on Metro and past ninety days. Restrictions apply see store for details. The days are getting shorter and you can feel it in the air. Yes. It's that time of year Pumpkin is finally back at Dunkin. It's the cozy. You've been craving all summer long now in Your Cup at Dunkin pick up all of your pumpkin favorites like the signature pumpkin spice ice Latte or a Pumpkin iced coffee and bakery items like Pumpkin donuts muffins sip into something comfortable to celebrate the start of cozy season use the Dunkin APP for contactless ordering. America. Runs on Dunkin.

Chris Bobby Bobby Florida Phil Phil Hendrie Chris Norton Cova Day Fort Lauderdale Homeowners Association Margaret Dunkin Steve Steve Strap Bobby Steve Duly Frank Gray US Dunkin California salesman America
Episode #1750 The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

55:00 min | 3 months ago

Episode #1750 The New Phil Hendrie Show

"A guys Phil. Hendrie and coming up tomorrow night. That's Tuesday night. The twenty third of June and it'll be a well. It'll be a facebook. Live event will be over at facebook dot com slash Phil, Hendrie fans, but if he can't make it, it's okay because we will announce the winner on the Wednesday show, and what is the winner the winner? Is that who that person who am is. Let me, do it felt I? Thought I had it but Phil's. It's been a long weekend on Wednesday. We will announce the winner of the Merch of your choice contests. That is the person who picked the right. I'll do it. Over to FACEBOOK DOT com forward slash filigree fans, and tell us who you think will win the quarter-final fight on Tuesday bobby duly or Mavis Leonard yet. I. Don't need your help. Okay I got it now I got bobby duly or Mavis Leonard. If we draw your name and you are the winning Goddamn if you pick. If you pick the right winner and we draw your name. You could win virtue of your choice Phil. Thank you gentlemen, I hadn't. So anyway. Join US on well first of all go over to facebook dot com forward slash fans and vote on the fighter that you think you know. Pick the fighter you think will win either Mr Blobby tell us why if we draw your name and you are of course, someone who picked the right fighter. Then you are the winner of Merch of your choice and anything you want out of our merchandise stories yours, and if I'd actually figure this out ahead of time. You know that would have been better. Got That right? It would have been. It would've been a better promo anyway, facebook. snorted. No, no, but you did. You did go. That's what he did. So. It's facebook dot com forward slash Phil Hendrie fans that will hold onto for the rest of my life. No matter what else, we, you're up in this promo, no matter what else, we are up in the show I always no. Easy film facebook.com Ford Slash Phil Hendrie Fans Yeah. Never famous every heavy from Brazil. Go in southern California. I'm Robert Leonard Muggy. Train General Cayman Sean I'm Bud, Dickman. Hundred welcome to our show here as we kick off another week. Roy's kicking off another week. You know or we're kicking off. We're GONNA. Kick off, you know. Think about we're. GonNa kick off week until we kick off, isn't that that's very good. Thank you. It's true. We are kicking off weeks until we kick off, but but it is kind of presenting here. We are kicking off another. We're always kicking off week. No, we're not always kicking off a week. We're not always kicking off week because some days. It's Tuesday all right. It's Tuesday or Wednesday. However buds point is very well made. We are kicking off weeks until we kick off the right. I already applauded that so I don't think. It was co-run. Yeah Okay Margaret Judge. Jeremy is GonNa, join. US Right John Jeremy and it's going to be here because I. was asked by Phil and thank you film to reprise my audition. For the as singer for the Star Trek theme back in the late nineteen sixties now or wait a minute, wait a minute. All right go ahead mark I went into the studios there. A remote studio in Philadelphia and recorded my audition John German was there to give me guidance He was my mentor at the time and eventually to do. Some musical theater now then all right all address. It I know what you read. I'll address. Yes! I was technically seventeen es John. Jerry accompanied me. To the bull, rat or bull bull boy studios I forget the name of it. No there was nothing. please. Don't tell me nothing at all happened. He was a perfect gentleman. He was a father figure. And whatever that filth is that you read, but in your covering for the person that wrote it. I don't WanNa see it this time because I don't WanNa say. But listen if that stuff's being publicly, but wait I'll do it Margaret if that stuff being publicly posted. And it's indicting an innocent man. There's GONNA! BE TROUBLE GO! It's not yet been posted, so you do know the person I know someone who is alleged. What is this anyway? I don't know Philips probably will have buds. Your cooking this up. Are you just wouldn't sound like she went? Sound like you're popping Phil, so wait a minute. Wait, we. Take this seriously, but bud I just a friend of mine who said he suit? He assumed 'cause mister. Jerry men accompanied Margaret into town that they went into town. You know. That they wanted to tell, it's a euphemism for what you for down and dirty. They went. They went to Tony went into town I, mean they? They got to it soon as they hit the limits they went to. Filth, what filthy world do you live in any way? This is just an individual that know they went to town. That's a euphemism. God Almighty Henry's laughing at sex between adult child. No, I am not and that didn't happen. That's right. It did not happen, so, but if you seriously I mean this seriously, and you could call the police. Call Your. Your if you have an attorney, I do. Oh, you, do you. Who is it when? You're not telling me your attorneys, my husband. Is I. I'm thinking of calling. You guys think the whole thing is one big finger up the reread giggle just. Agree you have some very perverse instincts. What. Henry. J.. Afternoon Good Morning, whatever the hell you doing. Welcome to the world famous. Fill every show general. Thank you very much. I'll do it. You go ahead and get your little giggles out. Margaret Gray and John Jeremy was on the line. Believe from. From Philadelphia, yes, from Philadelphia, and there's going to be talking with us. today often the sports from a workman sports emporium whether having. Safe distancing what does this? John. This is Margaret. How are you log is very fine. I was listening to some of this conversation I was absolutely board. You would not have heard this before. No I have not heard this. This is some friend of buds that he is sheltering. Sir I guarantee you. It'll be. It'll be dealt with by. See Anything at all anything publicly publishing. The words fail me. The things I'm GONNA. Do to you. You will believe what's happening even while it's happening. You know. Yeah, we're here. We're here. I'm sorry John just doing some adjustments here. Where are you right now I'm ethics. I bet the beauregard sports emporium. They do some live sports demonstrations here. FOR ARE HAVING A. The Rock climbing here stimulated rock. What does that mean a similar? Indoor. Climbing, yes, yes, and then later on. We're going to show us some skiing indoors for those of us I'm elderly retired and they give us the weekend. Afternoon into town. They put us on the air. Conditioning coach gave us cocktails dump this off. Like Fun. Yeah, this is filled takes. Because he's stifling a laugh because because I'm shocked, I really. Don't worry about it. My husband's a lawyer. Will. What does that mean? It doesn't mean anything other than? Does he work for free? Because I'm not about the money? Defending my name against some some. One of Buds under the bridge living troll troglodyte. Gremlin. Man This friend of mine I guarantee, but I'm GONNA. Tell you again. You're fired. This mix it into into public print into a public post. All my gut yet. You're fired very good discovering I endorse that I'm not kidding man. You brought it up. It became a part of the show here now. Everybody thinks that the there may be something. I should hope not don't worry John. Fill have control of it. Makes me feel real good. Hey Mister Jerry. Ticket from me, man. Because I've been to these things before I've I've had my own name drug through the mud so. I would know but yeah so blood. You heard what I said I. Just an opinion that he shared if it makes it onto a public post, bud new die all man, hold on for just a second one you. Don't get extremes. It was see that you saw that movie the other night. We were watching Zulu when they stick that guy over anthill. Trying to tell me you're GONNA do that. Wouldn't you like to know? DOCO CO extreme, right, everybody! Calm down. It's not gonNA happen because nothing's GonNa make it into print. It's vile, vicious, foul, stinking rumor. Nothing happened well I mean. You. Mean what when I was! Old Enough? Of course we had a short valium was for me. It was a significant for me. It was a significant romance. Sean. John. Yes, I I'm sorry. I just blacked out, but it was all right well. All right, so join you went with Margaret to the wisdom. Boo Pa, or what is it? Call it. Stop here anymore so recording studio in Philadelphia Barbara. Margaret cut this kissed her singing. The theme to Star Trek because they were looking for and it. Was Working Lyrics that he wrote herself now I. Don't know whether or not Margaret. Recall the lyrics do but I will look for memory. And not only that, but the Star Trek theme had lyrics Phil and they did indeed what it so so I brought my own lyrics now. What I what I have in my mind. Is A is a mishmash of I know I wrote my own lyrics, and there were the lyrics there that gene roddenberry you know. Gene Roddenbury has gene roddenberry I'm so gene roddenberry. Goose gene brought very gene Rut. Jordan. WHO's George? Roddenbury, but we're not talking about a baseball player. A catcher took the moths thornberry. Martha Bear Yeah. All right now. That guy played. It also produced Star Trek. No, he did not Marvin. Thornberry was with the mets. Jor Gene was George Berry George Roddenberry Gene Roddenberry. Gee What Berry are you guys bullshit me. No Phil Phil what is the name Gene Roddenberry Okay Phil. Right bill you know you're. GonNa have a heart attack, and you're going to die clutching your throat your chest, and if you had three arms your, you know what and you'll be laying. There is the paramedics walking and go get a load of this. Three men shook it off and strangling himself I'm. Sitting around all right, so let's start to sophomore at you. Yes, but you do the honors. The music right here and we'll get going right now right here. That's very nice, but just. Talking about it. All right John Take it easy on the kids. CAN'T Let Skill. Burning daylight. Space. The part of The point is. The five year mission explore strange new worlds. He got. By. Rico Gone before. Clearing. Stopping Bartlett Studio I'm so I have to sing. Lyrics right either. Right the lyrics. We're all familiar with the the woman singing. Did you do that, too? Yes, I. Did and I automatically went into that. Re Record Okay Ms Grey rerouted. Okay musgrave. Do that you re racket, Iraq. Iraq it, it means he's GONNA DOT COM. I don't know if they're being spot with you. They're trying to. Understand and thank you for looking out for me. John go welcome. You feel Oh this whole thing, let's go. Okay Phil, I'm not your little boy scout troop. What does that mean by God I'm just saying quote rushing. Do the owners. Thank you, thank you. John Up wait a minute. Space the final frontier. The voyages of this ship enterprise. It's five year mission to explain strange new worlds to seek out. New Life. and. Asian? Over go. That has gone. Went into spay. And there. I saw. Will you're a? Who knew a five year mission to explore? Strange new planets would be such a bowl. Fair were in the. Dead. And I plugged. Personal Cassette. Punched Funky and look. Hear my throat just jammed. Jim. I'm fine. Let's try that again, please if you don't mind because I, know Bahgat. So you're jammed up much sure I'm. FAMILIAR WITH THAT I! It Again Margaret. Come on, let's do it again. Please, but very. This is very entertaining. Robert. The lyrics to the song these the ones that I wrote but also. John Their. final. The final from here. Boy of the starship enterprise five your voice, rainforest thing, and it's all very strange. You take it away. From that. Getting tired of this. New Life new. Civilizations only go no man go before. Margaret. To produce. And there and then so. I wanted to go where no one had gone before. Who Knew. A whole foods. But there you were in the hull. A. I went in there with my personal cassette. Of Recordings of fun. All right what's going on anyway Martin. What are you doing? I'm sorry I can't get it out, yes. She's doing it on purpose. No I am not say it again I'll kick your ass. We'll look I got more things to do than sit around here and pull my Dick wait a minute. Wait a minute. John Art, listen I brought to a serious about this series. About what all I WANNA do. Is Replay fulfil and everyone and everyone listening what you and I heard inexperienced that beautiful in Philadelphia I understand that, but every time you. The lyric is Mr Henry. If you don't mind Margaret. Delivered goes there. You were of a holiday I had gone there with my personal cassette with my collection of funky looking aliens. You and I. Eventually became what what did you call sealions failures? What does that mean? Are you kidding kidding? ME, all of a sudden you and I became feelings. We Join Scientology. The failures where the creatures that eventually when the earth blew up, they were the spirits. Imbue themselves humans. What are you talking about, General? I don't have time to explain the world to you. This is what scientology is based on. Let's get off that kick. Okay through on a scientology. Yes, there and then. He can't say Leeann. In other words we became spirits that would imbue, or or or we would imprint ourselves onto humans, one name Margaret the other John Yes. Well, okay, also, it was about you. time I was in love. Yes, yeah, we didn't want to bring it up. So John? German was the inspiration for he was the one you were thinking about as you were singing, going into space and meeting a guy. Okay Phil, if you WANNA put it going into space space in meeting a guy. All of sudden, you just meet a guy. Well, let's what she did. She met a guy why what's wrong with that outer space? It's outer space. It's going GONNA be different. It must feel different. It isn't just hi, how're you doing? Do you want to go to my cabinet and have a drink is probably more like wow. I don't know. I would think you'd be extra worldly or mind expanding something like that anyway. Okay, we'll John Yeah, okay well I can tell you what a blow the whole thing off as a freak creepshow creep show. Creepy. Man You don't you feel you think we're just a couple of creeps? Don't it's just it's. Just very weird, the song itself, but what's weird about it? I'M GONNA check out because they're having dinner tonight. It's very rare evening. We're actually getting real meat. So, you know. You know fill I'll tell you right now. I'll fly. LA At my expense. Just to find that kid and shut it down Bryant. That kid shut it down all right. John no sense in threatening by the kids down. John you heard, but phil sent minded. Shut it. John Gerrymander. Retired musical theater. Ally and cohort of Margaret's here on the world, famous Phil Hendrie, show, Margaret Look, let me do this without John there in the background and. I think you'll enjoy. These are the lyrics that I wrote as I recall, them are sorts. Let's listen to this right now. Okay, okay pumps! You're always rushing things. Space, the final. Frontier. Voyage of STARSHIP A. Five Year mission to explore the world to seek new life for newer. Just shut up. New. I knew soldiers boldly go where no man's gone before. Yeah, go ahead. I went. Into who say his. Way Up. From this play. These different lyrics I. What sorry sound like different lyrics year! Break, nope, kidding, but what a newsletter! Yes, these different lyrics I'm extemporised. This is the improvisational lyric. What don't you just no I'm doing improvisational there. Because I think it gives more of the feel the song goes. Way Up where? and Man with three. I know he does. Sound like a PRI-. WHAT'S WRONG Turn it on. What are you laughing at I? When you fair was, he was writing down on the whiteboard he had three is at I, had the greatest sex life with to Dick's. That doesn't even make any sense I wish you would have repeated tour general. What do you want me to say? She's upset. It's all right. It's okay. This is what I've come to find out. When I joined this show I, thought it'd be allowed to sing to dance I'd be allowed to musical theater pieces from different plays I in, but instead I'm relegated almost the level of just a circus clown in a cage that you drag out from the kitchen. Once you're all done wiping your faces. I wish I wish I wish right now. An airplane engine would fall from the Sky Margaret. What a horrible thing to say! No I I really do I wish an airplane engine that had gotten loose wing falls right through the roof of this funky joint. Get some biller highlight. Get you go ahead. Laugh it up. Just seen phillies faces like this. Having trouble breathing. Nobody uses you are all right. Listen everybody. Just calm down and let's get our ACCIARI Margaret. I thought that was very nice. I really did and we think John Juryman thought it was very nice, but I couldn't get the lyrics Sung Margaret. Everybody was didn't do any favors. And also your you said your throat got caught, or whatever the hell. Yes, the vocal chords tightened up on. Really Tight Chris Norton. is going to be with US tonight to talk about the sex and sex movies and In the day and age, the pandemic and also Mavis Leonard joins us to talk about her fight to morrow, the final quarterfinal fight in our quarterfinal fights, a leading up to our bar fight championship, so we've had for now. Let's see feel can remember this. Right here I'm assuming Puckett. Chef Delia, beating Rudy Canosa we have bar beating. We had Margaret beating. Pastor, William Rennick and we had Jason Hose, defeating Stevo Zell and tomorrow is the final quarter final now? What are the seatings too little fights? If who wins, I will announce that in upcoming upcoming shows I wanNA. Give it all away right now. Okay so. Join? US tomorrow for a facebook live, so you can find out. Who the winners were, and who the winner is of Merch of your choice, and then on Wednesday of course will recap the entire thing for you, and we will then get ready for the two semifinal fights leading to bar, Fight Championship, twenty twenty. Larry Birthday cakes. On sixteenth the main Larry bertone birthday cakes for little kid parties for high school graduations for maybe that retirement parties Larry Birthday cakes. He makes them with chocolate vanilla all the usual flavors, and he has them ready within a half an hour. Place Order, and it'll be ready in one half of an hour. There's no rush. No one's being pressured. It's just that's how fast it is. That's how good he is. That's how that's. How much Larry could have contributed to the society. Had, he not lost both legs in a rocket sled accident Larry burchill birthday cakes. That's right. He could have been something much bigger than a birthday cake baker, but does birthday cakes from order to delivery thirty minutes. We're not here with a bunch of fancy Dan stuff. Going we do birthday. You know what you would understand. It could be for your kids party, but it is still very deadly, serious, morose, almost black, almost dark and depressing year our bakery. Dark depressing air kitchen. Come in and get your donuts and get out. Larry Burcham, birthday cakes or one today you'll have it in thirty minutes or to one yesterday. You'll have that in thirty minutes. You should have gotten a buy now. Oh I see how it works Larry Burcham birthday cakes. Cremation is so easy. It's no fuss, no muss at sweet farm. We provide that to. Oh, you thought we were just a retirement home much much more than that. When you get tired when you've had enough of all of this and you pass into another existence. You all know what's happening to back here. You're well well on your way back here. We're having some fun. We're cremating you and saving your family a lot of money sweet. Yes. Cremation can be the kind of thing that you've always wanted, and then you'll never know you got it is you're already well out there when we're here? Well, firing the burners. That's what's bothering. Sweet for just another reason why sweet farm and strays your forever home sweet for? Locations I'm for them still around. ooh! This filling ratio, the Pacific Ocean Southern California I'm General Cayman Sean here now is our fearless leader Phil Hendrie. General Mavis Leonard joining US Mavis. is going to be in fights coming up on Tuesday that's tomorrow. She will be going against Bobby. Duly this OUGHTA. Be Interesting Man. Made US you. How are you Howard? You Have A. Great belief? maybe tomorrow. You're going to be in your believe this is your first ever Barfly, right? Yeah? Very happy a I was asked. I've often I have to tell you. I was telling Margaret early. You I've always admired the bar fight. And wanted to be a part of them. You don't but. Yeah and we didn't really ask you this for obvious reasons you're. Not that because you're not too old, but you know. Generally. We like to cut the data the GUT. You don't have to pay any more you're trying. You're doing the best she can, but you're blowing it. And if. We don't have to talk about the the Mavis. We didn't ask you because yes, we thought you might be too old, but you. We did ask you you'll note. Because was the one that went ahead and take the phone off, and he said Ms Leonard on a tear you an emphasis. into. Okay good for you told him to tone to I'm the only I'd said. I'm I would come. But I was afraid to all I know you're dictator was the one who called me and had the courage of conviction and Robert if your idea, I'll give you credit there as well, but I appreciate. You calling in A. Bar Fight, but you know right Ms Leonard his up in the years. I've got it okay I. Appreciate that, but if you think I'm going to be kind of Little Red Riding Hood okay. Little little! What do you think's going to happen to me on in that we you know. We, we we we, but you never told me that you work for a man who is developmentally disabled. Mr Understands he was just trying to be nice and you know. Thank you, but I was trying to be nice. I know you're trying to trying to say maybe she to. You probably get it handed to you on a silver padded duly. And here the woman, I WANNA see them. I. Don't WanNa. Put her down or criticize unfairly in terms of class or race. Okay. Let's keep this friendly, okay. Keep it friendly. But. Let's be honest I think she had a little bit tougher life than. That I had. assuming of course because you've had to work much harder coming from your background, you might have had some up. What do you mean coming from my background? Will you know Mavis I'm a liberal. I know you're a liberal. But what do you mean coming from my background I think what you meant. Hold on. But. It's a big girl. I meant because you're! A lot of fight. Is that it? Will mortgage thanks for putting your foot in it. Which is trying to say? If Margaret! All right I'm sorry. Yes, I assume that you would. Let me, tell you I have never been in a fight in my life. And yet you're going to be involved, I have never been in a fight in my life, and yes I love you involved in this bar fight because it's Bobby Duly Dooley's mix it up a couple of times with the I mean she has okay well. I really noted. I get that Bobby Duly Duly noted, I wish. My God how I wish your uncle. Ray was still here. I know that you lost your husband. I lost my husband twenty five years ago, so don't worry about it, but. what I am saying. Is I still wish he was here? Well it looks. So you've never gonNA fight. You're taking on duty. Who has been a fight? What do you think your chances are I? Think is very good because I've got a attitude. A very positive attitude, not put my faith in God. I. Think Bobby Duly even though she has had more faith in me. Kind of the Bubby, Dooley's had more fights. Because wipe and so therefore should not have. As many as off. What does everybody got to turn this into a racial thing? I mean Mavis you saying that we're being racist assuming that. Reasons to assume because it must have mixed it up with a lot of people all over my days over my time in this earth, I'm telling you. I came out of South Carolina. I was involved with Dr King's Martin. Saint Augustine? Yes I was involved a with Dr King's action. IN THE MEMPHIS strike year. I was involved in a five. Maybe I got it I got and yeah just to say I did. I did not get any faith, but I did kick some ass. You know. What does this be? You send your kicked ass, but you didn't plan anybody. That's right. Okay, so, what do you mean it wasn't a fight? I got a little white girl got in front of me in Saint Augustine Florida and said go back you blankety blank blank, and I just read back, and I clipped her. Accept your very very quick clipping, what I call a clip. It was like a short right hand, and I remember her nose going up and a lower lip, going down, and the middle area turned rid, and suddenly the teeth. That were there. They were gone. And I kept on and she just dropped. So one minute is looking at me and she's saying. Hey, you blankety blank, go back here and then whack nose lip down middle area of Tita mouth red piece beginning to go away. And she just the. Gets trapped to the pavement. That what are you people listening to being so your point is this. You've never had a fight because it's never gotten to that point one punch and they're done or. What do you think of that? The Juniors Junior hold on I asked you opinion. What do you think of? Am L. A. told me to call junior. It's coming feel. Junior! Because, you like their sunrise. Town a Carl's junior beats holy living hell. Out of the egg mcmuffin sausage mcmuffin that that croissant that the Jack in the box has been inflicting on the human race like a war crime. Watch, Mavis. Watch it. Watch anything you know. I want to be a sponsor something. I would tell you. Jack in the box. Because sponsor, I will eat their croissant. I will put that in my mouth and I'll go God. I give my life over year. Got The thought of you eating you eating a croissant. Thought of Me Thinking about myself eating on. One Yeah. That's scary. So so now that we've been ripped apart the competition there. You like the Sunrise Sandwich from Carl's junior. Got Egging it if got Bacon. It's got a it's got the MUFFIN. and man it's got me. It's got me. You know that song, Year! Yeah, I got you. But on, they say I'm young and the we don't know for I. Have Breakfast and I think some stuff up, but that's how I feel about Right up here. Okay good. Why are you telling me that you? Know I want you to keep. Yes, I want you to turn. We're GONNA get a little bit breakfast, but can I tell you I'm honored to be part of our fight twenty twenty now that we know that you have had experienced. In throwing punches. All right so you say you've never been on a fight because it's never come to that you every person that you've encountered in terms of fisticuffs, you've dropped. To fifth, because yes, in every person that I have ever thrown a punch here right here right here right here. I want. Your. Son Sandwich Alright and I want that chocolate. The chocolate cake. And a Napkin. Yeah I want to get a blue. And a funky chicken to you've got this. I! And that's how. Forty nine. I always keep at Louis, hosing seven, forty, nine, a game with this guy with. You Yeah I. Ask for Napkins. They man. I. Have you get that Mannequin we? Got Enough Napkins anymore. I want more. More Napkins all right. Take they. May. Still get racial all right we're. We Post Racial here on the Phil Hendrie show. That, post racial. Well us. We will see you at the The Bar Fight Lewis. We won't see, but because we're not going to be announcing that one live, but we will have the results in. Hopefully we'll be able to talk to you. As we head into if you win the semi finals. We'll get bobby on if she wins. You'RE NOT GONNA win. Go, don't even worry about that maybe Leonard. Ladies until. I don't I own my God. What are? Go to Cleveland Black. One can win. I think you can win. Yes, she may win. She may not make us all right. You got that little high pitched kind of white boys. You go with Ebay win. I'm telling you that when anybody gets within, anyone gets within firing range his right hand. They dropped. They may smile. They may love me. They may think I'm their best friend, but they will drop to the pavement. And not. So there'd be spying like with not per se at me because they love me, then spa me with no teeth laying on the cement, so let me go through it again. Thank you very much. Mesa got it good luck in the bar fight. We gotta go back from Napkins. Maybe Leonard. Maybe it's Leonard Their first time on the air with us for I. Don't know if you've been on. Recently K. Remember I think we had recently felt you know maybe this is. So. Her visits to so few and far between I do not know, but that's maybe it's Leonard. Talking about the bar fight these quarterfinal of coming up today. Keep saying tomorrow. It is tomorrow. It's torture as Monday today's tomorrow's Tuesday and then we'll announce it. Yeah Okay but thank you, but have it right feel you didn't know. But. It's gotTa right, but on Tuesday will announce the winner of that bar fight and we'll also give away the. Merch of your choice, so go over to FACEBOOK DOT COM. Slash Phil Henry Fans Ph ns. S. And tell us who you think is going to Wayne when the thing okay? Said Wang Thing Jeff. Almost win thing and we'll draw your name and all that jazz now. The other thing I had some people. Say Remember Phil during that chat when you gave away a bunch of cove masks the Jay Santa Citizens Police Cova Masks. People, asking about that. All right all right. I. Put that on me, man. I'm the the luck head who took down all the information? Okay I didn't give it to anybody else and so it's been my responsibility to get those things. Do you get the information there to cafe press? And all of our wonderful people who create those force, and to get those out to you and I'm going to do it this week. I'm sorry this is. Already promises you know. I know I did I know I did I apologize, but it's happening. It will happen, so help me so help you God and Oh so you're getting out of it by saying so help you, God. You'd think they will be responsible. I mean so help me, God. You know. Coming up. Here right here. Is. Who is that? It's I'm going to tell you come up. We have Chris Norton. Have enough sex. What is this show? Well I mean. This is the time of the pandemic the. You know the coronavirus so that be interesting to talk to you I norton about the state of his business. That is the six business whereas Chris's the sess, business or business business well. And you know who knows all kinds of stuff I know for a fact that a lot of TV and. Film Television and film is shut down entirely I know my contacts in the entertainment business business telling me. That there are no you know people working standing around looking stupid. I guess I. Don't know they're just wait a minute wait. They're showing up on the set and doing what they can't work because they're supposed. To socially distance Why are they even showing up? They've got TV shows. Don't you get it? Margaret if. They can't. I don't understand it either, but I guess I'm assuming that when they say okay, we have to do another walking dead or whatever they show up, and then they go well. You know we can't. Oh I forgot we can't do it, so you guys better go home. What is that what you're telling me is happening in a word, yes, in a word. Probably, they're saying they don't even show up. Okay, Phil What have you say Mr Hollywood? But I'm saying to you that there is no actual production going on. Okay well. Why don't we see what's going on with Chris Norton Chris's at? His studios there in Redondo Beach California and This music that is you're hearing. Being played is Chris. has this going all the time in the studio whether they're shooting a film or not, Chris, could you just add kristen with Chris? Have Given really good, can you? Can you explain to us again? The thinking here behind of? Music playing. Just sort of to. I like to keep the atmosphere I want everyone to come to work here crystal, studio. Okay to know. Why are you here force for two four, two four to have? Not Afford to have this as but for to make movies adult film, I should say So it's always just. Yourself today. So you're there all by yourself testing one-two-three one-two-three. You're there all by yourself. Are You doing man? We were just looking at some meters. You're there all by yourself with this music going. Off Have you. Have you done never, have you? Have you done never done done? Have you not been home and I never no. If you're trying to see him. Ever Been Holding with music playing yesterday. I have ever been home with. Have I ever been home? Is that what you're asking? I've been home playing music. Yes, but to have music. In a way Chris explaining rather well I mean yeah play music music. Music that general. Inspires me as I, listen to it, I. Think Yeah, this is yeah, you know. I, said something. Last time I was on the Mr Henry show that a lot of people are saying. I should not not shed, not never have said on the last team you on. You said that you played this music. Because Physically aroused, that is correct. That is correct. Sir, walk through the studios, and if we have any of our grips or any of our Africa's. or any people getting ready and I'm wearing tight. I usually wear tight. Jeans. And I wear the Olsen the old school bell-bottoms. You know so that they they tighten up as they come toward. The you know the area, and then they loose it out. You know so I. Walked very slowly and I go. Hey, what's up and they can see packed packed I. Guess wasn't by all right. Thank you very much. Thank you Chris. A little graphic. You packed against. Down to the other night I've seen spinal tap when a man headed in his pants. No, no, no, it was a Harry. Harry Shearer. He had like a cucumber cut wrapped in. I don't have been so bad. Oh, my, God Are you allowed to ask? What was the question? He's asking a good question Chris. Is Buying real will who says it isn't. He he's talking about over I. Guess the Graham and it was very difficult for me going agreements or entering in the middle of a pandemic. Okay, because people are fighting and they were talking about corona. And, they were talking about the. Stock Market and everything that time, and now they're talking about towards boy and. George Floyd. Let's get the man's Ra-. Dame, right? Okay, disrespect I'm sorry. George Floyd in L. in the time of Mr Floyd. That! You know you're not supposed to understand. I would never disrespect. you know how things are going and everything but. I simply wanted to go on the record to say that the rumor going around my penis was not. You know eight eight at least eight inches. was. Fair, get! Why are they saying that you know and I WANNA go on record on that. Even though one hundred twenty thousand people dead from Corona Virus I mean. I mean you make it sound like? Phil makes it sound like there's a reality here and there is very much reality, but yes, we get it your penises at least eight inches long correct. I. Don't want to come off like I'm like I'm. Like I'm the egotistical or nothing. And then. You know by the way my pizzas eight inches long. It's I have to say it's thicker. Are Chris Enough. Okay, all right. We got it I mean. I although I will note that yeah, but you were the one that brought up Harry Sheer. No, he said. Chris said that it was packed against his yeah. So. All I'm saying is when I stride through the studios. This is play. Pay. Tim. Steve Steve and Jeff. Yeah. Stephen Jeff for work at is. Lighting. and. We're all just kind of. We know what we're here for. That is a big you know. Big assess date. or Finding a movie. Movie. A Turnaround okay, guys, thanks a lot. Now I'm starting. I'm not wearing any shirt him wearing a tight white jeans. And you know I I guess my thigh. All right man, we get it okay. That's what I see I hear. What are you talking about? The movie spinal tap man in that movie. Harry Shearer plays one of the members of spinal tap, and he tries to get through a metal detector at an airport. and. He has this cucumber in his pants to make it look like. Cucumbers! I do anything in there. You see he's GonNa packed into your. By? By Hey. All right I get it man. We've done nothing here. It seems talk about the size of your penis. Fills Bill John. Jeff between Phil Hendrie yes I'm sorry fills. Question has to do with the production. Have you stopped producing? Are you currently in production? Thank. You again can I say my? Yeah Man it's laziness you left I. It's all good. Well! It doesn't lay there. has to be. Right strapped I at times Yeah Alright Norton we get it. All Jealous Maybe. We're not jealous, but how much per how much conversation you want to have much penis at least eight inches long and strapped against your left thigh. All. I mean there are a few other details. We don't need to hear a man, so let's talk now about. You guys are all like? We, don't Jack You understand. Now, what about what we were going to talk about it? How's business has business? Would a kind of social just do you do? Well first of all. What dikla just said there you probably think is. Probably what you just said. How do you to? kind of Sosa do you do? You, so how how do you do? You know. But yeah. All! Right, so go ahead. What are what safety precautions are you taking? First of all I have to say that I'm what we're doing. To be safe is. From the Cova when we are. Seeing everyone you know scrubs and just massively cleanses okay I, insist I absolutely assists. On on everyone, cleaning down. You know scrubbing down so before we do assess and everyone has to be completely as septic. And they have to I watched, and that means all parts of your body. They may Miss I. Mean sometimes you get on the phone. To the Baltic, you know. Right. Experience, so then We put on math now I tell people mask inside the studio, mass or mandatory. Masks are mandatory. Mathematics and I say. I want me started showing all take a deep breath. Don't breathe on everybody. Okay, mystery, you know you know younger. Than Anybody Actually Science. Just going I mean so. I say okay now. Take a depressed animal. The guy have a check will come into the scene and they go, and they will be doing anything from six nine two full meal mission missionary Anal Dictionary. You know Johnny come lately back door back door Combo. the. Ring around the Rosie. What is he talking about here these six positions? And so ring around the Rosie. Battery. Man So now what? What happens then Chris? They're taking a deep breath y. On each other, and then I'll go okay. and Get out of there the nickelback Taylor. Depressing. All Right? Let me see if I got this right. You have your actors shooting a few minutes well, not even a few minutes right now. We can't shoot for more than thirty seconds maybe. because. We don't want to wear the mass, but we don't WanNA breathe on each other so I'll take a deep breath. Go, you know. He'll say around the Rosie pocket full posy go or Are you're describing sex? Sexist positions yeah okay. so I'll take a deep breath. Okay, okay. Johnny Come Lately missionary couple. Okay. Football Place. What does that mean man? Anal Johnny Come Lately Missionary Kabul. It means it's best basically missionary. you want me to actually have never mind of the specifics now so? That know and I'll say okay. Okay Times up. Breathe So. People Holding Brislin sexy. Yeah, I guess what best very innovative they'll breath, and we never had no Kovin. Okay. pissed off about people are. Ghetto quick question my professionals. At how I do it. And Chris Questions. Anything mean I'm just wondering. Are you saying man? Down no kidding this guy. Are you wrapped too tight tight enough you know. What are you wrap with? You baggage. You guys are really funny man. I'm out here trying to make a living at also to maintain my sess identity to to house, says in an insane world man. You know they have to say to Johnny come lately. All the things that I've enjoyed by life. Pinot bike Willy Wonka What is you're not telling me? That's a sex act. Sexy. Position Really Wonka's a sex position. Adult film visit Willy. Wonka Brown brow. Brown Schwaiger on sale. BRENCH swagger on sale. I don't even want to know I. Mean it's it's all say Okay Willie. Walkout go, and they have to hold their breath. Everyone knows I got holder breath really thirty seconds well. We feel willy. Wonka okay okay break. They'll say brown Schwaiger on sale. Your Mama to okay, take a deep breath, and all of these things represent specific sex next. Yes, sir, I mean if you want to go is civic. What is Brown Schwaiger on sale? I don't really WANNA know. What is branch? Schwaiger on sale by the? Fire and Bryce walkers was called. And I'll say okay. Firesale andbranch swatter go, and that's when you lifted the her legs over your fear. Net over your your shoulders. Okay and you're standing, so she's straight up and down and her head's pillow. Okay! And it's and you're basically. It is an oral position, but she has the twist around. Because you're her back. I can't describe it bad. I think I. Think I understand. I don't and I don't WanNa know, but basically if if assists nine however. Got Twist around. And and basically it's not. How do I say that? Never mind that Chris Norton is with US talking about the porn business. Just how are he? How are he? Grammar, Our He, he'll I know. How is he and his crew? Harley shooting adult films. Mr Morton says that he's listening to. This music is being played throughout the facility, right? Northern Studios who else ago Okay and you're walking through there? And you are ready for action This music keeps you ready. Bet Today we're not doing. We're not shooting. I just wanted to. You know just auto by American. Take a look and see if it's packed in. My. With. My penis looked like inside a pan. Fills laughing at you Chris. Okay so you know feels laughing. Would you say that, aren't you? Don't to tell him. Is True. Appreciate being told, why wouldn't I tell him because this is an interview program? That should be honest. Don't you think no I? Don't not at that point. No, I think you don't have to tell them that I'm laughing unless I. Tell them myself. Do appreciate being told that after I I live out and landed out there you know. Put My guts out there so insistently that you're laughing because I brush log on the fire fire sale I'm proud of Chicago Ha, ha, ha. To me, that's a very you know. Came in I'm really sorry that I bummed you out. You know saying stop laughing at that you know, can you? Will you ever forgive me? Chris has been our guest here on the world. Famous Phil Henry Show as we talk with him about. How do it man how it's done? How do we get doing it? And all that in the adult business? He still making movies, but they're social distancing. When they got to hold their breath getting back. Christmas Christmas at it. Hello. I've been talking to you last thirty seconds. We plotted your your phone volume down on. Sorry so. They have thirty seconds to do the sexting well. They have thirty seconds to hold their breath. Okay Brian. How fires firesale browse flogger Linda. Lou Your Mama, too, and then they'll go no hold breath. They'll take a break I'll say Linda Lou Williams. All right man. I think. I got it. You do yeah I'm pretty sure I got Chris Norton. We will check back in with Chris as this pandemic continues for however long, because after all of all the businesses that really need to be. Monitored if all the business businesses that really need to be monitored, monetize and support it in every way, shape and form adult films by Chris Norton there at a Studio Elsie. Dough feels like Chris at his studio else going to. The Porn Music is playing twenty four seven, and he stops at a full-length mirror every now and again to see how his paces packed in against his thigh. You didn't have to do that well. I feel it. It was my duty. That's pretty much it. Not a world famous. Villarreal show. Another world famous fill be show comes to an end for Monday and thank God. Famous filling be show is executive produced by Phil Hendrie. Corporate all rights reserved on podcast one. Don't forget. We're GONNA have tomorrow. facebook live at seven o'clock facebook dot com forest last Phil Harry fans to find out who mavis Leonard, Bobby Dewey quarterfinal fight yeah? Until we'll see folks. Bless you love you and. And I'm going to get them cove bass out real fast. Yes, sure.

Phil Phil Margaret Phil Hendrie Mavis Leonard Bill John Chris bobby US Chris Norton. facebook. Robert Leonard Philadelphia GUT Mister Jerry John Jeremy gene roddenberry California Phil Henry Almighty Henry attorney
Chris Norton | The Seven Longest Yards: Our Love Story of Pushing the Limits while Leaning on Each Other

Thrivetime Show | Business School without the BS

30:24 min | 1 year ago

Chris Norton | The Seven Longest Yards: Our Love Story of Pushing the Limits while Leaning on Each Other

"<music> dr nation on today's show. We're interviewing chris. Norton chris is the author of the new book. The seventh longest yards are love story of pushing delimits while learning on each other. The ford of the book is written by the legendary tim tebow but paul hood. Why should everybody listen to today's show. Everybody listen to the show because it's a story of overcoming in there so much stuff that's going on in people's lives in. It's so easy to just give up. This is a great story to get you out of that funk. A lot of people after having a spinal injury and becoming paralyzed would have given up but that's not what today's guest did ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the cross norton story. I'm shows don't need a celebrity reiter to introduce this show. They show too men eight eight kids co created by two different women thirteen multimillion dollar businesses ladies and gentlemen welcome to thrive talk show. Ah yes yes yes and ah yes right nation on today. We are interviewing chris. Norton chris welcome onto the thrive time show. How are you sir. I'm june gray. I am here in the midwest and it's so much cooler here than it is in south africa can you can you up for you to share with the listeners. How about your book the seven longest yard well what what's that book all about what inspired you to write that thing yes. The second longest yards is about my journey journey going from a spinal cord injury playing college football a three percent chance to then seven years later walking my bride seven yards down i'll of our wedding and that happened back in april but i'd journey in between of going from just nothing below the neck just life feeling over to ben no highlighting this dream wedding with my dream girl and walking side by side with her help and so the seven yards marks works to seven yards that we walked in the seven years. Wow what position did you play. When you play football. I played free safety. I love to hate people. I wasn't afraid of anyone although undersized and so i was back in the in the middle of the field for this back. I love that position to play the run game the past game you kinda mix it up back there. Where did you play football. I played at luther college a small town in a small college northeast iowa woah yeah and it was on the kickoff actually so i was running down the side of the field as fast as i can go and i saw the opening coming in the ball carrier running through through has made a diving play at his legs and just missed time my jump just by split-second so instead of getting my head and striking the ball carrier. My head collides with his is legs in an incident. I just lose everything from my neck down. Did you know right away. Something was really really wrong. I get it. I was naive in eighteen years old. I'm thinking nothing bad can happen to me like i'll be alright like i'm completely conscious at this point. It wasn't like a loud like banging. Play a or a ooh from the crowd. It was nothing like if you watched it. You wouldn't think anything bad happen as a result and i'm just laying there motionless. I'm thinking again well. This was embarrassing. I can't get up off the field. Just get more time and get off the field. I'm thinking it's a bad stinger but obviously as time went on on nothing was changing. That's when it started to sink in that this is that what's a bad stinger. Listeners don't know what a bad stinger is yeah. This is pretty much like a pensioner like if a novacaine shot. I know your mouth and it kinda wakes up. It's just like a numbing feeling throughout. Let your body and it's hard to move your body or feel anything some thinking it's just one of those stingers that's just a little bit more severe and it usually comes back doc after like a minute that you're sensation your movement but obviously this was much more than a stinger. Do you recall what you were thinking when you were being taken off the field oh yeah i was at the time i was terrified. I was i had my eyes closed because as i the real situation was thinking i didn't want to accept it. I thought if i could just close my eyes and just blocked this out from happening. Maybe just it wouldn't be real. I don't know it was only control. I had had at the time. I was terrified. Something that no matter forget to as i'm being on the stretcher and being pushed across the field the the crowd begins the clap. I mean that's just typical in sporting events. You cheer clap for the internet but it's typical for the athlete. You can always a crowd with a thumbs up and i'm thinking i let them now. I'm going to be okay to give him a thumbs up so i try lifting my arm up to give a thumbs up and i didn't thank nothing was responding <hes> my joke though now is that if i could have gone back to that moment i would have liked to have been the first athlete to ever give a thumbs down. Everybody can quit clapping now. You ever seen aptly do that. That was my idea okay get. Let's give credit where credit's due now. Your lady friend now wife was she there at that game she was not we actually met three a years after my injury and we met her mind real now did you so you. You actually walked across the stage for your college graduation and my correct with did you walk across the stage. Yes i did that was like i like big. Walk in that video went viral three hundred million views three eight hundred million views of what it what it feel like seeing three hundred million people are realizing that three hundred people had watched that video and that video in some subway had impacted them. It was my blur. We'd never expected a response like that. We have big motivation for me was to to get my life back. I won't training because i wanted to walk. Independently is a lot about myself and i thought it would be cool as well to ira few people and then the fact that i end up really needed a lot of help to get across the stage inspiring a ton of people it gave me so much more purpose former allow me to use my pain four purpose and after that moment it clicked. I knew exactly what i needed to do. The rest of my life nets to inspire people. Give people cope because we we received thousands of messages from people who are hurting who are struggling lake and they needed glimmer of hope that day too can persevere through their own challenges and so by me being examples for other people. That's ultimately what inspired us to walk. The seven yards down the our a wedding knowing. There's an opportunity to give hope to the hopeless now chris. I have a question for you but then paul pausing to one up me with a really good question but i'm soon my research. It appears as though you have many children. How many children do you health five girls that we adopted and we also have a dog so i am completely outnumbered by some mouse hunt but yet through foster care and then to adoption we've had five and then we've also fostered seventeen children. You have five kids that live with you right now or seventeen or what what's the number who are living with you right now. Kids are living with that so we adopted that five girls and then as also being foster parents we also have kids who come and go so we did have another chew girl cylinder two girls thus we have seven girls and girls quinton against boys hopkinson groups of girls. Wow okay paul paul hood here. We were interviewing a guy who has just inspired so many people as your football guy paul football one question. Would you have for mr chris norton well. I've got a question was going to ask you the the think that the craziness with been surrounded by so many girls was a result of your injury but we'll ask a serious. There's question <hes>. Do you think that in your background was there something in your background that you can point to that that gave you the the the initial. Oh strength has so many people would just give up and just before you even realized your role in in in this life was to inspire people in you. Still deal didn't give up. What was there something in your in your past in your upbringing in your faith that that kept it just kept you going yeah definitely my foundation of fate that gave me this hope <hes> that does like a dormer of at the glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel that there's something possible even with this complete devastation around me so that gave me a sense of confidence to keep going and then also just being a student athlete just having failed over and over again having practices and workouts he didn't finish but you've finished your gains aims regained pick he'd come back but you came back and just having that experience taught me to work hard to keep going even ones not easy so is just that experience in that self and then always taking responsibility over my life so although i choose to be in situation chelation i've never worn this bon accord injury and although i could point fingers whose fault it may be it's my fault. I just also owned that to the fact that this is my life. I have to do something about it so there's multiple things that came into play but it was a couple of things definitely jumped in now your in your new book the seven longest yards the intro of the book is written by tim tebow. How do you know tim tibo what what's that relationship like so i i t though from his playing days at florida hospital watching t._v. special about a year the q._b. We'll be getting ready for the n._f._l. Draft that was you're going to the broncos and i was really moved by his dedication and discipline how hard that she was working and it was inspiring to me. Just off ham. I love to talk to the guy loved to me and my daddy. He took that that and ran with it behind my back and started through the grapevine. Just spraying aware that chris would love to talk to tim tiba. Anyone has any sort of connection so of course a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend eventually got him connected. Tim and tim call me on his personal number. Not block restricted which i mentioned that because yeah i've had a lot of players or coaches call me and it was restricted number but tim was. This is my personal number. We talked for like twenty minutes and he said if you i need anything you text me. Call me. Let's stay in touch and so ever since my accident we've stayed in touch and he'd been true to his word and we've we've been able to meet in person so you've got to meet girls as well and he always told me you've ever need anything. Let me now and well in this book opportunity camera pile. I i asked him and he did it well. You know what's interesting about my tim. Tebow bromance is located directly across me but we were in a twenty thousand square foot. Silly are thrive time show offices where our team is located in right in front of me in paul you can verify. There is my tim tibo praying kazan. My wife and i are obsessed with all things tim tebow just a stance. He's taking the right stance. He's taken for the right things over and over even though it wasn't convenient for his career on what is his personality like you know when you're up there obviously i'm not asking to devote full janie secrets or anything i'm just saying but what what is his personality up close because he just seems like one of the most truly high character people on the planet exactly that's it was my expectations going into meeting him and then he exceeded it keeps us stared <unk> great icons and it was very personable and just really wanted to get to know me wasn't hard with it for so he was just genuinely cared about me and what i had going on. I i just wasn't very easy conversation as you can. Imagine talking that tim tebow he he's the real deal where they honored <hes> he's been such a great storm that just speaks to character who he is everything he's ever done tennis point so he's just a great person hey if you could convince vince him to switch to a fullback and come on the patriots that would be awesome. That's all i'm asking for him to use your influence to get him to switch positions and come back and join the patriots after he settles down the going pro with baseball once he gets to the majors maybe at the age of thirty five thirty six. He come back to the patriots switch positions. That's all i'm asking for chris in your new book. Tell us some of the good things. The listeners are gonna find in your book. Why should all the listeners out there and check it out. What's gonna be really encouraging is that it's gonna be courage in fact that you can just take one step and strength and just keep going if you don't know where you're going. Life can be beautiful that guy can use our lowest what's moments in turn into our greatest gifts and so. I think that's really encouraging no matter what you're going through in your life and somebody else. That's really powerful about the book that i'm really proud about with my wife. Emily is that she opens up about her struggles with anxiety and depression something that she hates talking about but she we know that there's so many people out there struggling with the same sort of mental illness and that although you can see my childhood everyone can see him. I i can't i don't there's no opportunity for me through but you can hide anxiety and depression and then if we can treat everyone like you treat seen someone with their struggles. <hes> hopefully would treat emily and like other people dealing with this mental illness. I think it'd be a better place and i'll suggest the shit how she was able to get through it. Which i hope will be encouraging to allow people facing anxiety russian now when i was researching you in your incredible wifi. Certainly i discovered that apparently because you've got a lot of time on your hands after a working with seventeen kids in the foster care program and adopting five kids apparently had a lot of time on your hands. You started this wheelchair camp. Because apparently you have nothing going on other than writing the book seventeen foster kids the five kids you've adopted. Tell us what inspired you to start. This wheelchair camp other than having nothing going on well. Actually i. i wanna go back to my injury. I was thinking my life is over like the fun is over. Like what am i gonna be able to do like i can't do anything i enjoy the outdoors i ah love being active and competitive. I was thinking automatically. You can't do any of that and it wasn't about twenty fourteen where i was invited. Go to this wheelchair adapted sports camp and so i went into dr sports cabinet. Just open my eyes to what i can do. I can horseback they can do archery. I can do water skiing snow skiing zip-lining it just it just all these different sports all these different ways. They can make it work and i. I was just thinking wild like this is something that more people need to experience. More people need to realise on the matter what your physical challenges may be like you can still aw fun and abbas thrill just gives you that confidence at camp and it carries over to everything you do in your life so i knew i had to get more people <hes> to a camp and so i already had a foundation started the help other people of disabilities with the recovery but i always wanted to do my own camp well this week. We're having store stutter the christian orange family foundation camp and so it's been going really well. We have a twenty five campers. There's and their families and they're all here and we pay for everything so it's all free when they get here <hes> the food and all the activities so we're having a blast now now. I know there's listeners out there that would like to maybe sponsor your camp. Maybe donate to the camp on. There's listeners out there that would maybe like to hire you to come speak to their to their organization innovation. I know that you do <hes> speaking events. Let's start with the with the donation component. We have a speaker on their justin. Rinse great and justin ran is an enemy fighter who donates all of his winnings to provide fresh drinking water to people people in third world countries and we raised thousands and thousands of dollars at at the in person workshop here. If listeners out there want to get involved or wanna learn more about donating to your costs. How can they do. What's the best way for them to go about doing that. Go go-to chris norton dot org dot org that will give you the page to go towards my speaking. They go towards the foundation. Go towards the book the film also that we have coming out so that's kind of your your main landing page to learn everything about me all the different projects. I have going on and how you can making donation page paul you. I know you have a tough interrogation paid him into the corner chris norton question here so filtered interrogate our guest all right chris. I've coached all three of my boys. They played football at the earliest age and one of them played little college. I played college football and i see the potential for injury. Do you you ha- harbour any ill feelings towards football do you. Are you active in in that the sport do you. I mean i'd like this year. I know they changed angel. The last couple of years. They've changed the kickoff rule to where they're really trying to stop returns kickoff return so you know what's your thoughts lots on on the game of football. Yeah i mean it's a violent game. It's a very physical game and that's a big part of why you know. I loved it enjoyed it but i have no. Ill feelings against football like what happened to me. It's such a rare thing. Have you more. You're more likely need to have something like this happened to you. Car running bikes but actually plays football is something that i never imagined happening. The percentages are so low. I know for me like if i had a son i would let him play football. Still i mean i think it's i think concussion scare me more than spinal cord injury so so that's my biggest concern with football as they concussion to the brain aspect because that's just happened so much more frequently and you just i i think for me i would probably start my my son out getting middle school not that i have all the answers and know how but that's my feelings on it and i think archenemy safer but at the same time more safe that make it the more invincible that you feel. I knew i thought invincible like nothing back and happened to me so i don't know it it. It's a tough thing but it's a great game that taught me so many valuable lessons in the meinie that come in today so it's hard into ever think what i'd be like without football. Those values yeah well. I mean i. I know i personally. It's just a scary thought. I know i remember. I played corner and i was like you you. You know i'm five nine but i'm a missile. I didn't care and i had a situation where a guy big you know. He played division. One college football came across the middle <hes> tied in and he he caught the ball and i hit him across. Thankfully i got my head across but i didn't get up you know i got knocked out so it is a violent game but in just little bitty things things like you say there's people that could walk out in the street and get hit by a car so i love the game myself too. I love your attitude and also what i'm hearing. Is you know people that go through struggle ended up really they can either have a massive impact on <hes> the people that are around them that hear their story or or they can you know kind of roll up until ball in the corner and i really appreciate you my friend for the the what you're sharing what you bring into the world now chris. I like to watch a lot of n._f._l. Might you know the mike series where they do the n._f._l. And you can watch what the players are saying and that tim tebow mike you're on the broncos. You'll have to let them know my wife and i were like crying so awesome and so on it's so awesome and you have a documentary my understanding you aged documentary. That's been made about your your life is is that a tear jerker because between tim tebow miked and your video i might have to rehydrate myself yeah. You might have to hydrate yourself. I watched my filmmakers told me like the first three three minutes of it and there's a couple times especially my parents they really they get me <hes> they choke me up and i mean i knew what i'm going to say. I knew everything that i've gone through like i this is not emotional for me but just hyun it from other perspectives and how it's affected like that can really <hes> pulling your france. Jake's chris. I appreciate you being on this. Show a more than i could possibly tell you. I think it's just awesome what you're doing. Another somebody out there listening today that needed to hear this story somebody out there that needed to get this encouragement. I would encourage everybody out there. If you know of anybody who's been impacted by a spinal cord injury or any type of it's it's devastating and i would encourage you to pick up a copy of this book the longest yard the seven longest yards the seven longest yards because this book could be an inspiration for them or maybe someone they they know pick up that book today and chris if if you had to give the listeners out there just one final push to go out there and buy that book if somebody out there is going. I want to buy the book but i have to go all the way to amazon and click that button. I gotta go all the way there click the button. I mean could you kind of encourage listeners out there who are just one mouse click away but they're just just you know delayed gratification in invest seventeen dollars and seventy cents in the book. But what encouragement would you listeners to kurds. Go out there and buy that book. I think this book will be a kind of blueprint to how we can take wise lowest moment moments and tournament to your grades blessings and that we're we're all gonna be go through hard things in life but we actually use them for our good and our benefit and i think this book was just open your eyes to what's possible with your life and i knew for me and for many times. We thought our allies are over things just completely done but we just kept not going. We found my courage and strength to move forward and we're thankful that god has a better plan for us and the plan. We made for ourselves so i encourage you to go pick up the book because to push you to keep moving forward chris thank you. You're a great american. I hope you have an incredible incredible day my friend thank you chris you to think for master handyman show's been now. It's any further ado to each and every show with a boom paul hood with hood c._p._a.'s. Are you prepared the boom. I am ready my friend. I'm ready to bring the boom. You're ready during the boom. We're all ready to bring the boom and any further. I do free to all right. Let's say that you're out there. Listening today and you have a website right for your business the question i would have for you is are you getting the most number of leads possible. Are you raking high it touching the canvas face or are you ranking in a google search engine results again i ask are you ranking high or you. Ranking low on the google search engine search result take a moment today in do google search the keywords that you want to come top four and see where you are ranking. We have a josh spurlock a c._p._a. From canada and we have doctor timothy johnson anson here from tuscaloosa alabama josh spurlock. How in the heck are you doing pretty good clay yourself. I'm doing well man doing well here. We're not broadcasting casting from the man cave studios as normal so get a little bit of background noise there to contend with but we're here and i wanted to see if you could share with the thrive nation approximately how how long you and i have been working together and how that's impacted. The number of inbound leads that you're generating as a result of your google search engine ranking an internet marketing well. We've been working together. Klay now for almost a year about a year ago i came out to my first conference and then we started with the coaching program shortly shortly after that and our google leads have gone from you know something that we would generate <hes> you know. Maybe one or two or three leads a year to you. Were talking about three nine leads every single week and now we have doctor timothy johnson the box from alabama tuscaloosa. Yes i'm at southern consultants. It's in tuscaloosa alabama. We heard about you on the podcast and i had a lot of trepidation at first about getting involved just making insurance legit but all my expectations have been exceeded. What concerns did you have about our legitimize or lack thereof i was. We're just concerned about back end up selling what i was getting into. That's what i found my entire career. I had you guys guys been to dr. Tim been to other workshops or had other industry coaching before because i had hired a lot of frankly and i just found i'd spent it. I would be lying if i said hundreds of thousands. It's been more than that. Oh we we hired somebody to do our website right before we found you yeah and it was three or four months of your coaching service and they we still haven't launched that website yet beautiful beautiful so if somebody out there thinking about filling out the form and someone's someone's thinking about emailing us to info at thrive time showed up comments info at thrive time show dot com and they have a little bit of hesitation. I don't know just a little bit. What what advice would you have for the star. Tim first of all come to one of the conferences conferences. You'll see that he made bill belichick but he <hes> my wife pats fan so that was a real selling point nice. She thought you were a hobo but i said now he's just bill belichick. She's okay you can go but it's also a month to month. Try it and if you don't like it cancel that deserves a mega point so again what what is as you were. Has your sales gone up. Have you increased your sales. Where where's your financial as not asking the hard number here but as a percentage. How much are you up since since she started with the program what <hes> four months ago versus now ourselves up twenty percent we're looking to scale southern consultants and are it just the number of patients who come in because they found on google has gone up a lot. I text you once a week. You paid for yourself just in somebody walking out so it's good it's good if you're out there today and you feel stuck just email us info at thrive time show dot com info at thrive time show dot com. Let us begin to do a deep dive analysis on your website. We'll we'll tell you what's wrong with thirty seven point audit of your website art member of our not will call you. They'll go over it with you. They'll break it down. You'll understand what you need to do to improve. I'll give you the final word guy so start with you. You're a captain's pearl. Josh's pearl c._p._i. As captain canada and as a man who has been to two workshops now we got a audience picture a half million and people listening here what would what is the advice that you would tell them. I think they got to come out to they. Gotta come up to a workshop that you know. What's the best one that <hes> that i've ever seen you know i find that most of the the workshops i've been to your sitting around all day for one good idea and you're getting a good idea every single hour these workshops dr tim. What is the word of encouragement went. Maybe discouragement. Maybe the motivation maybe the verbal tailoring. What advice would you give for the listeners out there today. It's the worst idea you can do not starting now. Just call colin starting now and you'll be better off for it. You heard him right there. Thrive nation go to info at thrive time show dot com email us to info at thrive time show dot com allow us to do a free thirty seven point analysis of your website will tell you what's wrong. We'll tell you how to fix it if you're not ranking high enough and those google search engine results it will literally cost your company millions and millions and millions of dollars but don't take my word for it go to thrive time show dot com and click on the testimonials button and as of the time of this recording. We have over one thousand video reviews from my clients. I've had from two thousand eight up until now for conference. Tim dis you. You're just you're just an email away from a game changing becoming a game changing success story emails today info at thrive time show dot com tom we like to end every show and every a shameless testimonial session were the boom and so now without further ado break to what.

mr chris norton football tim tebow dr. Tim paul paul hood google broncos josh spurlock luther college Norton south africa iowa florida hospital chris norton baseball bill belichick archery tim tiba
Episode #1283: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

31:58 min | 2 years ago

Episode #1283: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Listen podcast. One has always shows that I think if you liked by show, I think you like those shows, and no that's filled tried to get into it. Creatively? Did he blew at? He blew it. Okay. Well, I'll have to do it. Just needed the way it's written, man. Okay. Bud. Read it the weight. I got I got it. If you like by show, you're gonna love the collider network on podcast one. Why don't keep Britain headway get outta give? And now the pop culture titan is adding more shows to its roster for you to enjoy including collider live collider sports, collider TV talk wrestling, sheet radio and so much more. Why don't we do this all over again? Hugh, just sucked ass. If you'd like if if you'd like by show, if you if you like my show, how about if they like you. Okay. If you like me, you're gonna love the collider network on podcast one. And now the pop culture titan is adding more shows to its roster for you to enjoy including collider live collider sports, collider TV talk wrestling, sheet radio and so much more. Check out all the shows on the collider network every week on podcast one or wherever you get your favorite podcasts and like right here. Well, no, we're we're not we're not a platform for podcasts thing. Anyway. Welcome to the show today folks today is classic Tuesday. And as we mentioned last week with some fanfare, we to be featuring two shows a week from our classic archives. Pre two thousand seven. The glory days, the golden years, the golden radio years, I like to think that our present day podcast or net cast, if you will is is, you know, his pioneering a new golden eight, okay, never mind turning their back. However, this is from our archive at Phil Hendrie, show dot com. If you want to hear thirty five thousand plus hours, have it at your fingertips anytime, you need it. Anytime you want it. Download it for car trips downloaded plane trips. Just download it for just sitting around on your ass doing nothing, which is for us. That's most of the time. So you you don't have to pay for access, right? So going over to fill in radio dot com. Become a backstage pass member and have access to all of these marvelous archives. Now, this one is from November the sixth of two thousand and this is a bit that features Chris Norton what we're trying to do obviously track the dates and different years. Chris norton. You know is our our sexy guy. He's the former telemarketing guy who now is a porn director, quote producer who knows. I think that I think Chris is full of it. I think we all know that. Anyway, Chris Norton came on the program with his attorney Harvey Weyermann, and they were demanding that these spice channel, if you remember the spice channel was an old sort of soft porn cable channel they were demanding that the spice channel returned to cable and begin showing his pornographic movies dig that. So we'll find out what progress was made by Chris Norton, and by his attorney Harvey Weyermann here on the world famous. Phil Emery shows cliff classic archive day, I feel under show dot com. Yeah. At Phil Emery, show dot com. Phil Hendrie show here, and we had a great time on Saturday night at our casino night, two thousand I'll tell you about that raised a lot of money for my friend's place. By the way, the best to the Phil Hendrie show two thousand CDs available. If you want clips best bits at cetera from our radio show over the last year. And you know, there's a lot of guys that come out with these CDs every year, there's a lot of these radio shows that they're giving it away they're selling it for five bucks, or whatever you want when this funny by RS. Okay. But this one number one rated Phil Hendrie show. Best of the year two thousand CD to this date. We've made sixty five hundred and eighty nine dollars on our CD the year two thousand CDs. So we're very grateful to you guys who have gone out and purchased. The best of the Phil Hendrie show CD for the year two thousand now the largest cable operator in the nation's second largest city. That's Los Angeles has dropped. It's only pay per view sex channel Adelphia communications, which has about one point two million subscribers in LA. Angeles and Orange County's completed phasing out the popular spice channel. Which Craig you're familiar with that, aren't you and that's being replaced with the health network. This fall the spice channel, everybody's probably heard of the spice channel. Frankly, if anything I've heard complaints about the spice channel that it is a very heavily edited. And censored channel over that may not be the case anymore. I don't want to tell you how I know. But my wife, and I took a vacation to Mexico, and they had those movies in the hotel room. But I would know anything about it. And it's it's to that particular topic. We want to address herself this afternoon because there is a a lawsuit that's being at least partially being considered by one attorney in the San Marino area, a Harvey Weinstein joins us, and he is an attorney of actually a former criminal attorney. But you're doing pro Bono work down, Mr. Weyermann. Variety of. Legal representation on a number of things that you were with the ACLU for number years, right? Going back a few years. All right. And you're representing Mr Chris Norton. Yes. I am. Chris are you there? Chris. Good. So what's the what's the story? Probably wanna let my attorney dressed, my muster the grievances that I can jump in and tell you, you know, some other things about them give you some background. Go ahead, Mr. Armand. Half of Mr. not considering a lawsuit against a douse the cable system for tortures business, and and that is by eliminating as adult channels, they have constrained my client from accessible information and research about his industry. All right now, let me repeat that by by by eliminating these adult channels, these are adult cells, we're not talking about movies that are being shown to children which about films that are being shown to adults. They are constraining my client from accessing information research about your industry. Right. That's so I've just formed throb city productions in association with purple vein enterprises, which is adult based entertainment business. We are brand a brand new, and we are branched out into adult films. Also, we have on-site massage dating surrogacy and mobile DJ service. We feel that. Elsia cable has limited our access to dos films and prevent productions along with route. Okay. I I want to ask you something if you would Harvey they're their right here. Sal, okay. I understand the name of your company is throbbed city. Are you here? Right. If you have a problem. Well, we were having a problem with purple vein. Productions can is there some way that you can I I don't know what he wants to do. All right. Wait, we will not refer to purple vein. If that's okay. Go ahead. Chris what what he's basically saying creches don't refer to purple vein productions just Trump city any. Okay. We got that out of the way. Do you understand that Chris or do you want me to put you on hold? You. Don't want me to refer to. K when I'm going to do is put those guys on hold till they work it out. And I forgive me. For that. Are they Mike? Are you talking to them now? Okay. Harvey. Are you back Lester? Okay, diet, Chris. Also, we feel that they've limited access to adult films. I wanna largest collections of adult films on the west coast as spice channel and all them has had the new films at the video stores. Don't have yet by assets in these films. I can see the new adult film techniques and discover new talent fest Nardin fell. I also see that by Lebanon, the adult content of cable companies women who have recently become conservative about sounds remember casino Checkmate's and no devices to be used and on relationships. I think chicks have learned a lot in the last several alright hold hold on guys because you're going into two different areas. Here you're talking about how you Mr. Norton want adult films on spice channel to be shown because you want to see the new techniques. Filmmaker rob city is it's a a new adult film production company at Mestre Mestre Norton sales that he should have access to this. Okay. And and so you wanna see new talent you want to see new talent we have had a hand in discovering. Some pretty interesting new talent down through the years. Sandy Rambo was one of our discoveries. Big John Petersen's, another one. So we have a number of people who we have, you know, discovered discovered and and that so you discover these people by seeing the spice channel that is correct sale. Now, let me let me interrupt with a with a I think it's a good question. And we're talking by the way, folks with Harvey Weinstein, and Chris Norton, Mr. Warren moon's, an attorney, Chris Norton is the owner of throb city productions which is a new adult film production company, they are protesting Adelphia cable systems dropping spice channel, if you have a cable system in whatever city you live in you probably have access to at least some adult content. At least one cable company in this country that we know of now Adelphia has dropped this from their system. Our number's one eight hundred four four nine eight six eight six one eight hundred four four nine eight six eight six resist the temptation to make these people heroes. Well, I'm not making them heroes. But I'm saying they've taken a courageous stand in dropping would I drop this content. You know, it makes it more difficult for throb city to get started. Okay. Because I don't want to inhibit throb city productions from getting started. But I'm saying that can't you. Discover your talent somewhere else. The guys that put the movies on spice channel thraw the the movies that are on rob chat on spice Janelle because that's what I wanna do. I wanna start my own channel called throb channel and the movies that are on spice sandal right now are low right. Okay. The higher quality ones will be on the fraud channel. And have you approached we've approached Adelphia about putting the rob channel on? And they will at this time. Not do that. And we'll if they're taking spice channel off, man. They're not going to put throb channel on. Well, that's the fake, and we feel that you say Adelphia escaping by client. Mr. Henry who has a very handsome man, and he's planning to start and some of his own selves limiting fans at the cable system level and a Bill limiting his ability to make a living. Mister, mister Norton is going to appear in his own films. Western plans on appearing in his own adult found Esser and now a death the not carrying these movies. They limit my clients about to make a living. Now by glad is extremely good looking and has also handsome, are you? You're saying I didn't hear you. I said he's very good looking. And I want to talk about myself, Mr. Henry, but I am good looking. And that's why my Turney talk about how good looking I am because I don't at this time wanna do that. Yeah. I'll I'll talk about how good looking you are at the present time crash, and he. Good-looking Chris you don't wanna talk about that. My Turney told me he'll talk about how good looking I am. Yes. He's good looking and the ability for him to make a living as well. We're talking about and Philadelphia not carrying spice channel, and maybe some other cable companies dropping adult. Doc dot chattels were limit his ability to make a living and limited ability to discover new talents. Throb city productions. All right. It's a little complicated. When you guys talk about you doing with these channels, they should be carrying pornographic channels on these cable systems. Why I don't know. Well, I can answer that. I mean as a as a as a parent, I can tell you you don't want your kids watching it with all due respect. I would keep my children from watching that. And well, you know, you can access these things by just dialing up a phone number now. And well, you know, what I don't know. This is a by who will not be able to eat by client will starve because you and I'm not saying you Mr. Henry, but your listeners out there that don't want adult films under cable channel all of a sudden, my plants gotta starve to death. All the women will not be able to learn all the newest techniques of the lovemaking neither on account of there. Won't be no love-making channels on. And that's what throb city was going to be gone. Be is going to be structural. Yes. It was going to be structural. I mean, it was gonna be instructional. And that's why we're saying. Okay. Can you just both you guys hold the line for moment? Startling entering. Okay. We have Chris Norton and Harvey wineman. Now, OUR NUMBER is one eight hundred four four nine eight six eight six this may be happening in your neck of the woods. I don't know on the west coast at least one cable channel is dropping the spice channel, and Mr. Norton Ed through his attorney Harvey worm and is considering a lawsuit forcing them to put adult films back on the cable system and in. So doing enabling him to spot new talent for his production company, which frankly, I don't want to promote anymore. Okay. Mike, if you wouldn't mind, and I will tell Weyermann that Mr Chairman, I don't want to promote your clients production company anymore. So I'd rather not hear from throb city and. Yeah. Okay. Dump him the next time. He says that Phil Hendrie show. This is the Phil Hendrie show Harvey will I guess I need a lawyer to figure this out Harvey shit. He sounds like you're here. You're a little busy over there. Mr. Warren is an attorney Chris Norton is his client Adelphia cable systems in Los Angeles are getting rid of they are getting rid of the spice channel, which is an adult film channel. This is the first cable company to do. So and Mr. Norton, you say that by getting rid of the spice channel, you can't do business because you're eight adult film producer. That's correct. Because we want to have a market for our doll films. Also. But also we want to be able to spot Newtown for films, and so you want to look at these films on spice channel spot talent in hire them for your movies. That's correct. And all service to enter reiterate, my client, Mr. Norton also plans on starring in a number of his own films. He's. Namely, good Lucking, and as such good make a lot of money, and they're not going to allow him to you know, by not letting him being on on cable system. He won't be able to make as much money without good-looking ads on the cattleman. Good look. Okay. One eight hundred four four nine eight six eight six let's go anywhere. Sarasota on the Phil Hendrie show flow. Oh, yeah. This is this still sues ridiculous Adelphia has the right place. Whenever content they want on their system. And I keep me from eating excuse me. Not and keep me from making a living. There's no other job in that industry that you can go find disconnect about being able to because I'm I have very good. I'm very good looking and also have my own production company. What is that? What is being good looking to do with it? Well, my client if I could jump in. So go ahead. My client is not only the producer direct as the star of the firms that he makes so he I would find that their interference in his being able to place his is adult films on our cable system interfering with his ability to make a living. And because he's very good looking. He could make a substantial loving are. How many? Comedies out there that you can I would not be able to make a substantial living. That's correct. A ton of companies out there that he could go to or well, what do you mean? He's saying that we could he has his own company Sar throb city, and we make our own movies. I understand that how we wanna Delfi at a show them on the spice channel doesn't Adelphia. Have the right to put on whatever. Whatever moves they want, whatever content. They want. What I don't think they have the right to keep my clients from eating and we'll wait a minute. You're saying since they won't show throbs city production movies. That's correct. Therefore, your client won't eat that. Nobody will see how good looking is. What what does that have to do with it? I understand how we say. I believe he's he's a very handsome, man. So am I I'm really good luck. Yeah. But I have sexual talents that enabled me to perform in the don't film realms. He's specific to the adult film business. Are I? Can I can I just jump in? This is Phil Hendrie. I know the guys good looking. But that ain't what it takes porn is it. No, you need something else. But he's got that to seeing that sure, you know. Come on. You know, he's my client. I gotta know everything about it. All right. So thank you for your call him. Sarasota, it's a little confusing one eight hundred four four accusing about it. Well, you guys say that you want to make movies under the banner of Thawra throb city productions you want to start the throb channel. But well, Jesse is not going to carry it. Well, there must be some other cable companies that nonetheless Angeles ya. All right. Here's Portland on the Phil Hendrie show. Hello. Hi, take. Hi. Opinions. What's your what's your? It's obviously supply and demand. If the business were there, they would continue to offer it they choose not to the second thing is you can make. Movies. Okay. Just got nothing to do with the man they got political pressure to pull the movies, and the wait a minute this lady's making a good point. They probably got nobody subscribing or pay per view welfare. Let's say you have to order it. Okay. But you still. The fact of the matter as aged L just as acceptable as anything else in terms of the money, they can make wrong, I owners offering it then there would be no reason to continue offering it because you would lose money Stanley's twelve twelve hours a day. Well, and jogging. But not everybody's well. More. If you can't make a living at this business, you need to get a different employment. I work in one site that there's never. Two different profession. When you work in. Development. If that goes away, I pick a different profession. That's life. Just what I'm very good at what I do. And this is restraint of trade. It'd be like you you design websites. What they told you you not allowed to design a website. No more that wouldn't be fair. Okay. Yeah. Right. That's the way. Life is. Right. I I'm good looking. To try. It is very good looking and have you ever been adult film? Would never do it. So well. I'm saying, okay. You talk about moving to another profession, but you just said you won't do. No dull film. No. Get question, ma'am. Do you do the site big black knockers because we liked that site. And well, there's no indication this woman works on that. I liked a big black knocker side though. Hold on from minute. You don't do porn sites. Do you man? Okay. They she doesn't under their stab. Okay. His phone just went out. Thank you for your call. You there? Mr chairman. Yes, sir. We got disconnected prime primarily. Saint Louis on the Phil Hendrie show. Hello. The only thing I have to say is I've been hearing how good looking this guy is saying that. If you're so good looking and other opportunity that you could go out and use your looks far that you will not be garbage first of all I'm a film producer as well. As film director. That's first of all sign them. All I have my own production company throb city. I have be starving. If you if you have that much for you. You're not going to be. Restraints rate, ma'am, if you know, the laws of the United States, there is such a thing as restraint of trade, which is illegal and I'll get your name. You're joking. We're talking have been looking Berg constraining him work. We're not feeding him to show your why should they? I didn't do that. You. I didn't say are you in the cable business you say in? We what are you gonna turn your pocket? I'm talking about Adelphia cable. Okay. You don't have to what does. She mean. We do you work for canning company. We talking about the capable stick Cape company. Then, sir. Are you working? Ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am. Do you work for the cable company? Okay. It's all we wanted to know the Phil Hendrie show. The Phil Hendrie show on the line with me is Harvey warm in Terni law, and Chris Norton who is a entrepeneurship throb city productions, which is a adult film production company cable company here in Los Angeles has dropped spice channel, which is a adult film channel. And you call that restraint of of of trade are Mr. Henry, this is Harvey wanted women would love this spy, Shannon. I think if they saw my client audit, and that's why I broke we're getting a lot of pushback from women. That's Greg, Missouri. Henry I think that first of all I think I am very look as I said. Yeah, we got that. Okay. Well, but I think a lot of women don't understand how good looking at our are. And if they see me on on throb throb city or on spy Sanel that they would enjoy my work and right as I was starting to form my company, that's one Adelphia draw. The spice channel, and now we wanna go see movies. Okay. The other thing is that I think they suspect purple vein productions from okay, I didn't want the name of that company. Mentioned the mind I'm sorry. But by suspect from city as monopoly on site massage dates are say a mobile DJ service with that they'll probably try to restrain their trade. All right, one eight hundred four four nine eight six eight six are you going to form this? Are you going to file a lawsuit considering? So if put spice channel that right San Diego on the Phil Hendrie show. Hello. San diego. Yes. Could you turn your radio down, please down? I can hear in the background. Okay. Turn. All right. Go ahead, sir. Yeah. The guy Norton. During the hut height. That you're good looking and you can make a lot of money, by the way to live Mickey living or whatever. But if you're believed that you're good looking Dino that you're doing a prostitution. What am I? Get money out of my trade is being restrained. If you're making your money out of of being good-looking selling yourself. How would you? What can I mean you watch? You don't have a pride for your own stuff. You don't have a fade on your. But you know, what I got one of the largest collections of adult movies on the west coast. My new company prop city, where do you live, sir? Well, I I I love all over I travelled throughout. In my I have to have almost like live on. We're going to be on Cox. We're gonna try to get on Cox cable system and San Diego at the throb city movie of the week. You know, what I? Watching four no movie when you what is very tasteful. We have we do a lot of different positions. We so women had. I mean, I don't wanna be crude or nothing you're headed. But we do show women how to polish cone. Okay. Yes. You don't need to watch stupid thing. Okay. I don't want any terms like polish cone or anything like that. Well, all I was I apologize. Mr. Andrew from my clients insolence, Mr. Norton, please do not. Okay. So you're saying what Chris to the gentlemen, I'm saying the gentleman. Okay. Look slob city is going to be one of the top adult film sites. And if Adelphia cable don't carry it, I'm not going to be able to have no access to the LA market or any other place where they are see. Got. People even dot didn't got how do you spell that? God. Oh god. Did he say? Jio D God. Yes. I do you do. Do you know what you making your worshipping the devil over that that the devil worshiper? I'm workshop ING the devil. No. Shea said we're praying for when you do that. And you believe you don't believe in God. I believe in God, you should have faded hand that he will provide, you know, my to what Mr. Trump in go ahead. I would like to say to the gentleman if you gotta look at Mr. Norton, nude you'd say that's one hell of a piece of equipment that God put on him. So how can you you know, you see what I'm saying? In other words, God made him. His image and likeness, very good. And well, the body like this. He has the opportunity for throb city to become one of the largest producers of adult films ever. Yeah. I I'm I'm very good looking. Okay. Then yet. Attorney jawed put ham and very okay, man. And art if God put flight if God put hand on the earth. Well, him create him very good looking right? It's hard for me to resort does not use that for God. Then using for devil. I will tell you this through that good looking God. Why don't you pay him back? He's waiting for winning meet you you said put him on the earth. God put. Not so. Satan is my gel if if Satan has a porno, Jalen hill man, he'd be watching fraud city twenty four hours who throb Satan. Satan watches drop city that's gonna be that's. The devil watches throb city. Right. All right. All right, gentlemen, San Diego. I think you've asked very good questions there of a moral nature in a religious nature. And I think that those also should be considered very so thank you very much for your call one eight hundred four four nine eight six eight six and you gentlemen, seem to be avoiding that what out of anything. Mr henry. You're you're voiding it with a lot of jokes and stuff Philadelphia on the Phil Hendrie show. Hello. Yes. Sir. Guarding attorney of gentlemen. The adult film star. I am a judge here in the city of Philadelphia and the third district, and I believe that your turn sir is doing great misjustice representing your case. And it's fashion based on the information that you provided those foreigners program they're out. No restraint of trade a second. My clay has a little. A right to. Are you a judge in drug venues? To to make money and is industry and other areas of the are you a judge in traffic quieter, where do I have a right to advise my client as to the best possible means of disposing this case, and in my way, and I understand. Let me ask you. Why? Does it by? To talking over each other and ask the judge does. Does have a right to to to to traffic just commerce it all the other venues that other filmmakers, get to other filmmakers, get to be on cable, channels other filmmakers, get to be on television. But my client and his films are not allowed. Why is that? Other venues. In the contract should not to make the same in a pussycat theater. You talking about porno houses. I don't think. So. All right. Thank you very much. Good luck to you guys. You're you're really wishing to slack. No. I'm not. But what if you ever want Pasa throb city just getting those passes to throb city seriously fell we gave like care to your producer, Mike Schafer, these passes to what to what do they to the opening of the throb city? I ca- cable channel. Where's that opening right now, we don't have no cable channel? I mean, we don't have no cable system. But when we do there's four passes to to wait a minute. If you get throb city on a cable channel, isn't that television? That is correct. Then why do we have to give away passes because for the people come see it? Hello. Yeah. Okay. So we've got four passes to the opening of throb city. It's gotta be an opening night gala party. What my client didn't understand. Oh, where's it going to be at probably how Tony Roma's or some by having a called him yet? So I don't okay, thank you guys. And we'll see we can do about that. From November the sixth of the year two thousand that was Chris Norton and his his attorney, I never even knew that Harvey. I doubt that he worked for Chris paid him. Anything those pro Bono language. Chris. Yes. Certainly with Krista does make sense pro Bono. Anyway, thank you for tuning in on our classic Tuesday. We have another one for you coming up Thursday here in the world famous filling reshow and remember to join us as a member of our backstage pass family, filling reshow dot com Guinness inscription for a month. Join us men just the thirty five thousand hours worth of archive. We also have our Friday night chance live show and Sunday night in enormous archive of video casts. We have the Henry family, home, movies, TV and radio interviews. We've done television pilots we've been involved with. It's basically just a big seller all about Phil Henry. Yeah. Later, see tomorrow.

Mr Chris Norton Phil Hendrie attorney Phil Henry Harvey Adelphia Adelphia communications Harvey Weyermann producer throb throb Los Angeles restraint of trade Phil Emery Mike Schafer Harvey Weinstein Sar throb Thawra throb Pasa throb Sarasota
Episode #1445: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

00:00 sec | 1 year ago

Episode #1445: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Well, the leading free streaming television service around his Pluto, TV with over one hundred TV channels, and foulland's of movies on demand, all completely free. Pluto, TV never even asks you for a credit card. You don't even have to sign up to watch for free. Because Pluto TV knows that you're going to enjoy every single solitary moment of your existence with them. They are easy. They're completely legal, a great way to watch your favorite TV shows the best way to watch favorite TV shows hit movies for free. So why wait? Never pay for TV again. Download Pluto TV and you can download TV for free for all of your devices. Your phone Roku, Amazon fire TV apple TV smart TV's, the leading free streaming television service around watch over one hundred TV channels, and thousands of movies on demand all for free. No credit card needed. No sign up needed Pluto, TV the easy, and completely legal way to watch your favorite TV shows and movies. I am thrilled to be off of direct TV and to be off of the cable and off of a lot of things that. Have nothing to do a television Phil. Yes. No sign up Pluto, easy completely legal, but he waiting for. What are you waiting for? Never pay for TV again. Download Pluto TV for free on all your favorite devices today. Tell them Phil Hendrie. Will you not telling anybody basically talking to yourself? Tell yourself that Phil Emery since you I mean sent. Yeah. You sent yourself. I sent you to yourself. Baby. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Love this misery swing won't payments every show from the Pacific, and southern California. Welcome. Welcome on Thursday. I'm Leonard with Margaret raid, bud Dickman, general gave show, his Henry relig- Robert Hillary buddy today. We have done mix. I haven't talked to in a while. And what's done doing? Don's Los Angeles. He's, I guess he's not on sabbatical. No. He's got summer vacation. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. As a teacher, man, I understand. But I know he's a teacher. So, yeah, he's usually he's at the university of Washington. He's in Los Angeles doing some stringing, which is what we call guys that work for news agencies guys that worked for news agencies and don't get paid much. Yeah. Because they don't really work, not that they don't get paid much there free excuse me on the journalists there, freelancers. All right. What do you mean what do I mean? A freelancer is he's a contractor. He's an independent country. He sells himself, you know what she's talking about buddies and independent contractor, he sells his services to a variety of what's wrong with you. What you're talking about man. All right, then I'll explain but and try not to sit there with your finger up your nose and you're stiffen the other one. All right. A stricter is an independent. I'm sorry. I went to gig. Did you? I don't wanna see you gag. I don't like that word stringer. Bud is someone who is an independent. Why do I care? So a stringer bud worry. Worry. Yeah. Although I'm not really clear a string. I'm kidding. So welcome to our program, folks. The world famous fill Henry show for this Thursday yesterday. I had a great experience. I can't tell you where I can't tell you when I can't tell you who I can't tell you why. Well, because I like making money I feel worked for a an animated show. Yeah. Yeah, I went into a voice booth, and it was a lot of fun. I'll tell folks, if you don't mind general, and I never mind you feel came back raving about this. You said this was one of the most fun. One of the most funds you've ever had. No, I didn't say it was one of the most funds overhead. I know it was it was. You said it was more fun was one of the most year. You did. You said it was one of the most phones. No, I did my set. It was one of the most enjoyable sessions. Kennedy was very well. I don't know that I've ever. Anyway. What's the point? I, I was gonna tell you all about it. We'll go ahead. Just you had you carve the grimmer hold a whole spending you ass. Okay. So yesterday, I did a voice session for a some producers of a new show, and it was a lot of fun. That's all it was going to say came back, although I was just beat asked tired, man because it was like three and a half hour session. So I got home and I don't know what it is with this cat that I got this thunder, but as soon as I'm maybe because we were gone for three days in Mexico, but all of a sudden, she just thinks she's she needs all that. Attention, doesn't she? Yeah. I mean I you know, the reason why you have a cat is. So they won't bug as much right? This one meowing all the time. And she wants to probably wants to have our as white tell you what the Kant's ask near thing. No. She doesn't want her ask white, but she needs her box cleaned out. Well, let's novel stuff you. You gotta clean up the buck. I know that man, but, I mean, never mind. It's well, she's doing it when you're trying to get some sleep, right? Yeah. Because I'm trying to get a nap in before I start working because, generally do my work at night, and the other stuff I do in the day, and what other stuff. Well. Well, the other stuff is what I what do you mean? What whatever it is that I do in a day I do in the day. How about that general? Okay. Phil. You know, guy tries to figure you out, just to kind of get a few more answers for a loyal audience. What are you do? You flip your lid. Sorry man. I don't I don't mean to I don't know. It's just been kind of weird, you know, what's weird about this lately? I know that with the passing of sons Coleman things have seemed, you know, it just you reach a point the life, you know, sometimes people are going to go when they go man, because it's old age or something like that. Yeah. And then sometimes people got a gain of phone here. Do you mind if I finished saying what I'm going to say? And then sometimes. Sometimes people go when they're going to go and sometimes people will not go, when they're, they're gonna go when they're gonna go. And sometimes they sometimes they go when they're not supposed to. Yeah, I got distracted with the guy on the phone. So let's go ahead. Just what you know you gotta get a phone. Okay. Thank you. Sometimes people go, and they're not supposed to go. And sometimes people will go at a time when there what does that? But to enter I'm still talking man. Oh, sometimes people go. Some sometimes people go. And sometimes some, some people time, people come and go, sometimes people, come and go. Yes. Sure that's sometimes. Hey Ed, you're how you doing, buddy? Hey. Let's listening to your program. I gotta tell you, I get such a big kick out of your, thanks for taking my phone call. You're welcome served. I don't know where you are. It's a little noisy. I'm sorry. I'm just having some lunch. But I wanted to ask you a question about movies. I know you watch a lot of movies, you're coming on movies, and you, you come and let them this PCM. Yeah. Yeah. Is Turner classic movies. It's not. Okay. It's Turner classic movies. All. Hey, are you. I am I love all you guys. All right. Yes Turner classic movies classic movies and that your bird. Right. Yeah. And it's not ternal Turner classic movies. Right right door here general. Yes, sir. We do for you. Oh, this is a lot of fun for me. Because as day, I don't often talk to you, but. Fillers watching turtles. I'm sorry as Ted Turner classic movies. They had a movie last night. The women and three men who are as sailors, and they were just insane outfits and they were dancing back things, and there's a movie called three centers and a girl, I waited around the end of the film, it said, Jane Powell. Do you know this movie? Certain. No, these are pretty old movies. I know they're very movies. But I would Mr. Henry see, but PCM has scenes of animal abuse in their films. Did you I guess I did say that because I saw shocking horrify movie on one night, there Erica. That that's what I really saying. Hold on a horrifying film on TC these documentary footage an animal of a horse being slaughtered. Yeah. I heard you say that. No, I'm not kidding. You and what film was this? You know what I tweeted it? I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get into it. Okay. I'm just I'm not going to. But I can tell you right now can back it up because they showed it they had yesterday. Sandra had. Like I said, it wasn't an animal abuse, but it was a this woman. Jane power with these three sailors. I'm a US navy veteran. Okay. And I served in pascagoula, Mississippi board minesweepers, I about Nicotrol boats, and go for veteran and I try to you. Famous film, and I notice Hollywood movie, but I've seen expe- sailors in movie and in the movie. You know, fear and helping with the dancing, we, you say, they're helping with the dancing, could you choreograph accord, their health and choreographed dancing? Yeah, the car graphing dancing, and they're dancing around and sitting in a help him with the singing doing everything would be sailors. And I looked at called a couple of friends of mine up. What you put on his PC them because I got to disabled friends who are called, and one of them are disabled from training accident in, you know, in Michigan, Indiana bootcam-. Okay. Yeah. Look, these guys on dancing worm is grossly, overweight, when I would say is fat they all had the cap spruce back. It's general show. Yes, sir. No. I'm army. I'm not Davey. But I can tell you that, you know as, as a navy man, you have your regulations on. But this is Hollywood are north Hollywood. No. And don't get me wrong, and I know it's no movie. But they said, you can say the movie, they got animal abuse spin. They have black face. Now. What would what did you see the black face three of them three sailors would dancing, and it's another thing I think, really makes us look bad? This Marine Corps officers who are shown in this film, who look spitting, polish. You know, all of them real straight back. To book good, you know, and then they, they only navy gotta show is good. Like you say. Okay. So the one of the navy's maybe guys is fat. And you saying, all of the navy guys, dancing, and dancing, and the hanging out at the they're never out of their uniform, the never if back at the barracks, the never on based in look ever duty. But the and then maybe fits dancing around I've seen men. Good friends of mine injured some of them injured fiercely. I've seen sending read all about the men in harm's way pride in different wars, and comforts United States merica, some of them in navy uniform, and this is what we get on television. They show us dancing around one of them, and there's nothing in this world. I don't think offend looking at a trailer dancing. You know, the super my firm used to there's nothing what is it? It doesn't worsen the world, fat, sailor, dancing rubbing. Yeah. Nothing and my father used to even man, my photos, the navy cook and you, you should see. My father's recipe. He's got a recipe file chilly for free hundred guys kinda is pretty pretty amusing pound navy, man. And he said, there's nothing worse than a fat failure. Because if he goes overboard, you know, he's dead man, you're not gonna throw a rookie. Not gonna you're not gonna waste a good piece of line on a on a on a on a fan pan because you've got an entire ship, people worry about. Do the shift their thinking is that sad? I'm not thinking you can't risk losing an entire ship of men trying to haul a fat boy about of the drink. Throw a good piece of land to offend man. There's enormous saying for good people to offend man and watch the whole asset of ship. Just leave you leave you handwriting and watch. And watch. I don't believe that. You don't believe that that's an old saying, well they're very, very. Your name is Edgar yes, I'm after and you're a go for veterans. All right. So, you know that with the job that we do in the armed services of the United States is a Klis job, you know that. Right. I standard. All right. And you understand that it's a job we do nonetheless, because my love our country. We love service to our country and we love our, our comrades standing. So I don't know what exactly did you expect? It's Honeywood movie. They're going to show. They show every show the Herbie I've seen movies in the army where they've got you know what do you call it? What do you call it this films where the army sold? There's army soldiers skipping about and prancing about that. What are you talking about? Well, then she's right about that, general. Oh, military men, even marines. I although I don't think they've made marines. Look quite as Philly and, and don't be looking, you know, but here it is Hollywood will do anything at once with military men, and there's not a whole hell of a lot. You can do about it except as pointed out, say Henry said, well here, let me go back to the original point, you made about watching TM. I did see a couple of movies where I saw these the at this was this was horrific. I saw an a horse being slaughtered. Now what are you talking about? I'm not gonna go into it because it's traumatic for me to even but the animal was bled. Oh man. Are you kidding me? No. Okay. DM stand. It was bled, right there on screen, and this was on them. Then now we got your you're talking about black face down see presents these movies. And I guess they figure they're like some kind of a museum show. You know, like, hey man, we didn't make this book. But hey, check it out because it really shows you how. Everything was well, Phil. Now, you're being cynical, you enjoy all the wonderful memories, and the happiness and the, the wonderful times it gives you, but the minute show something like a fat slob, if you're talking about that Edgar, I don't like to use the word slum, but you the minute shows a fat man in a swampy hat. And you, you see a fan Manolis Swami had looks looks tiny, then there's a big fat man, then and all the had to push back on the head. That's it. And so it shows this, and the next thing you know, you've got a controversy at your hands. I don't even know what, what it was. I was saying 'cause you just turn the microphone microphone you were decidedly off. Mike. All right. Okay. So you still listening to me. Yeah. I'm listening to you, man. Yeah. I just I just wanted to say, I'm not don't wanna make a big thing out of that. But, you know, I thought that when you said what you said about the animals. I don't wanna say what I say about daily, and that's all I want. You know, look, I know is the nineteen fifties. I know they hit the present things wrong in order to get what they would do that was their way that they thought they were doing a positive thing for the armed services. The good news is, it's an old movie, and no one will ever make one like that again. Are you? Are you? That's that's the truth. I, I love to meet the guy who has got the guts to make a movie with a fat boy boy in a in a sweaty fit. Yeah. Like showed a bunch of fence while these and you know, got said, you know, fatboy goes over the side. And there's an old saying I don't throw a fat boy, a rope or you'll lose the whole ass end of the ship. No, that's that's good. They said, if a fat boy goes overboard, you lose a good piece of line, trying to pull his fetters out of the water and the whole asks section of the ship gone inside of a half hour. That's the old saying, don't saying it's not it's not an old saying, no, no. I wouldn't say that, that's an old thing. Yeah. Well, what do you call that? If it's what I, I like to say something you like to say don't throw a fat, boy, align don't fat, boy, good piece of land. You'll. Lose the line, the whole asset you, you understand. So you don't like fat Swazis. I don't I don't like his movie. I it bad fat failures. And they would not allow themselves just if you're fat, and you're a swampy, don't be in the movie, although I guess those were real famous that real savers those. Those are. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Yeah. That's a. It's a real seller. It was originally from Cedar Rapids. He was originally from Cedar Rapids. Okay, thank you very much for calling his world-famous. Phil Emery show up. Chris norton. I dunno. If you heard this, let me do this, because this, this, this a little bit of delicacy involved in this, and none of that. But you got who Chris Norton? All right. I'll do it. Bella. I don't even know her name is soon as we find out what her name is Bella Thorne, who is a young celebrity actress, all knew, apparently, had some photographs hacked and spread all over God's half creation. These were photos of her. Newt. Now, I don't know if they were spread or not, where they Deger's spread. But then she spread don't say she spread man. What do you mean she's sprint? I mean she had some of her own she went ahead and post their photos of herself. Nude anyway. We'll talk about that right after this, right after these messages messages, the world famous fill Henry show, brought to you by fat and happy, diet foods, the diet, food that allows you to feel as if you're growing leaps and bounds beyond anything that anyone would consider decent Fatman happy, you feel full you look fat, but you're losing weight. How do they do it? Hello. I'm Dr calve co krizner, and I developed this formula that will make you feel full and you'll look at two for a period of six weeks, but was really happening. Is you're losing pound after pound after pound after pound fatten happiest my formula my formula. My ex wife, who got half the business doesn't know anything about it, and the boyfriend, she's with, who tried to hack my phone and get my formula. I don't keep it on my phone. Do you think I'm stupid, unless you wanna see a picture of my penis? I've got sixteen individual shots that I've sent to girlfriends, okay, boyfriend of my ex wife. What a freak but unhappy diet foods available now at the creamery and at boss goes, but busting ice cream and that the cheese, Dan, great cheese sandwiches, great macaroni and cheese. Great cheese souffle. Great cheese. Dips, all cheese. Pure fat, and by Mortimer Ergen, teals chewing tobacco, you've heard of cancer, not with, mortar Ergen -til stick it in your mouth chew once then spin it out. It's good for a full day, you'll feel the buzz, you'll see the results Morgan Ergen -til chewing tobacco, and by hi, I'm mortgage gray. Would you ever think that I get into gardening? Utensils the Margaret grey lawn mowers and backhoes available now at your local sweet outlet sky, baby. Boyd sweeten upon his last crash and retirement has opened the sweet ten equipment yards, and he's handling exclusively, the Margaret grey, backhoes and writing Moore's. I'm Frank gray, and when he says, writing more, I think, you know what he means. She's age, Frank more Esten writing more gray recommends it, and you will too, how can you be sure of that Frank? I, I can't be. And by Ernie Kovacs big breads, we're using his name until his estate sends us a c. Desist. But until then, Ernie Kovacs baked breads, as opposed to unbathed breads too stupid idea. But we're pushing it for all we can we want. We want to make as much here, it is season assist never buy and buy cauliflower dungeons. Do you need a place to keep the kids when they're acting up how place to send your wife when she's not being herself? How about a place where you can go and sit and punish yourself day in and day out. Well, you can with cauliflower. Dungeons cauliflower dungeons. They've been creating the perfect dungeon since nineteen fifty five and with every construction of cauliflower dungeon. You get one free coupon. They'll add on wall chains, and even put in a pit along with a pendulum with the blade on it. You get the idea cauliflower dungeons just one step from the river and by Los Angeles angel jock. Straps, high Bill kief Mun here. I developed this jockstrap in conjunction with myself, my brother, he quit. And then a friend of ours. It has nothing to do with the Los Angeles angels. And it's another product, whereby. We are commercially misappropriating someone's name up cease and desist. Okay. Never mind. I'll Dame them after myself. And by Dr Chuck oh giggles. Guestroom intelligibly. I'm Dr Chuck. Oh giggles and I'm the guy. Yep. You got it who puts the camera right up there to see what's going on. You have to have a colonoscopy. Why not come to Dr chuckle giggles? I wear clown makeup. It doesn't do much good for a lot of people. But for some it eases the pain, Dr chuckle giggles. Get your next colonoscopy at a doctor's office, where the doctor dresses as a clown makeup. Big nose large shoes. Same high price. I'm Dr Chuck. Oh giggles. I have all of my certificates. I went to school. I graduated you know and it's not even worth. He's changing his name back to mills ner Esten pie. This is Phil Henry, don't forget to get a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry show, just as soon as you possibly can. If not sooner a backstage pass the world famous fill Henry show, is in effect a subscription to the world. Famous fill in show, what you get, you get thirty five thousand and growing hours of classic Phil Henry show, archive, material of our podcast, all of our video casts, all of our classic video casts, all of our classic missile any, we've got. Well, we've got shows and TV pilots and interviews that go back years and years and years home movies, from the world famous Phil Hendrie show homestead the Henry family from Canada and beyond. Yes. It's all there at fill Henry show dot com. Get a subscription. Get it go subscription to the world famous fill Henry show at Fillon reshow dot com for a month or a year. It's worth it. It's well, it's well, well worth take it from me, eb, norc Lang Cheryl, take it from you have ner. Okay. Well, then don't. World famous feel Henry show from the Pacific here in southern California. I'm Margaret, we have Chris Norton. I think is going to join us now from his studios there in Pasadena, California, Chris, you what we wanted to bring Chris on because we wanted to get a perspective now on this Bella Thorne situation. Bella Thorne is the actress Chris at his studios. There in are you in Pasadena? You're never done to beach. I thought you'd route. Sissy cysts. Oh, I'm on renewed. These route sixty six okay. I'm sorry. Down because it sounds like you're saying, sissies said it does matter to you doesn't. Does matter remain. But I was playing pointed. I know you have so much sex leaking out of your pores that everything relaxes your family. Gray reason why Doorly you know put it out there for you that you are, you know, you're married and otherwise, you'd probably want don't say at Chris. Well, I mean I just I just feel. It's a fair question Kristie really think you're so hot. You get Margaret asleep in you. I'm I have I have fan. I say all respect in the world for MS grey, and for integrate and for all the entire gray family, I guess, just won't other kid extended family back east. Thank you. Thank chris. Don't flatter yourself. I do believe that if I played, you know, my says. My Steph is powerful enough. That if I did, if I did just fly, you know, flop, it flop it, what does that mean? Slop, phil. I don't want to have this conversation. I should've asked I to, I don't wanna embarrass him gray. But yeah, if I if I when I'm not saying flop it as I'm not seeing flop. My pain is don't want to have this conversation. All right. I'm just saying. He said he, he awhile. How about that? You think your husband is wracked? I didn't say he because I think it's a she. She said that he she said, she doesn't want to talk about it. Yes, she doesn't want to talk about it. All right. But I think you'll Lisa captive comments office fan when I say. When I say, I would walk by says, well, okay, we just it was LOP. Out. Your sexuality would flop out. Yeah. If I if I played it out there, I Chris. Thank you very much. Thank you. And you believe that Margaret would sleep with you. What a hell of a thing, she's a wife in a mother. All right. I'm sorry. But you know she I didn't bring it up at all. Phil was the one that encouraged it my apologies, Margaret. I'm sorry is fair. I don't mean let me say this Haley, there's you're talking about me other day, general, who's that guy on TV on Paul Belmondo Vilma? That guy is ups. At least he is what you think of yourself. What are you talking young? Paul Belmondo is one of the greatest actors of all time talking about the actor. I mean the character, he played me breathless. Oh, yes. A psychopath. Yes. Okay. So you think. They think Chris, you are psychopath that you have. No feelings for anybody except yourself and the character, John Paul. You actually I didn't see the one as you on Paul Belmondo. See so Richard here. I did. Yeah. Oh, the Richard Gere version of breathless is another garish, sloppy Hollywood rendering of French cinema. Classic Richard Gere while he was good will never never come up to the level of John. Paul, Bill Mondo. I hear you're talking about me to be crystal get you a minute. We'll never come up to that. All right. Margaret, that's fine. I believe you. I thought Richard Gere's performance in breathless was pretty good. Also good about it. It just you know, the guy was a frigging psychopath. Maybe not a full on saga. But look like that dude, the character that Richard Gere played barn burner daylight. Who said that to me? I didn't great. I'm sorry. You hold on. We're burn daylight, you sit there Toubon John Paul Beaumont, the Mondo pill bundle for Christ on a crutch. All right. No one cares. But no one cares. Got I'm gonna do the hey Chris how're you doing? To is what's again, all take over man. Anyway. But your name's bud digman by with Chris. Hi, phil. Hendrie. Let me ask you a question. The music's on. What's going on with that music? Are you filming? We're not right now. The whole reason why you understand I do until film and the reason why I have this music plane. We have it playing on via vast question million times. You answer. You gotta play it all term, like it's almost like something you need. Well, all right. I mean I had on in lieu of just poppin like biogra- some because, you know, I do perform in many, my film, and while this music playing it allow I can sustain. You know, I mean, I guess, I guess, say a boat, not a bone. I said, say that, but I sustained. I can you could sustain an erection. Yeah. While plays. I'm saying ration. Action. Okay. Okay. Yes. So you're walking around there with. You're walking around there with a heart on all the time. Well, this music plays, it, it's not just me. You can have any of the actors that work in Chris Norman knockoffs Norman. My name's Chris. Morton, whose? Your name is Rex rod. I thought. That's right. Anythi actors that play in a restaurant film have to be ready ago at mess notice. That's why we keep playing this tune. Yeah. You know. So I've hit it'll type. I keep my keep my Pena states racked, this music helps you keep erection. Yeah. You can. That's the stupidest thing ever heard I second that wait a minute. You'd be laughing misery. Can I ask a question? I thought that I would brought on your program, and any female involved would feel feel the power. My says this great agreed to that never heard to what I didn't agree to having females on that would feel the power of your sex. I just agreed to have you on the show. Okay, Jesse Chris. I'm not playing your game. You're playing this music. So you can walk around with an erection all day, this music. Allows us are you, are you fully closed? No, we're not. I mean, we're, we're basically have no path on, but we're still editing and we're still producing or still acting in the films. And then I'll say, okay, yeah, you know, or hey, Bob made our to our say, Toby link all ask, Toby again and still be link. What about it, man? Yes, you're gonna know, Luke sausage or something. At a link sausage, kielbasa. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. That's right. That's, that's fantastic. Read it and think about that one. I know you're, I mean, do you wanna talk to me about the film business? I wanna talk to you about this. You're the one that called us and said, you've got nudes on your phone on. I do final point that we play the music fill that we have. I can say I maintain a wreck Shen. Right. And so that when you call yourself if I call my cell phone of the set. Okay, Chris, I need you. I'm ready to go. Ready to go each one with Bob beat or Toby link? Do you have a guy by the name of say? Belly weiner? No. We've got Jack Jack Wehner Jack Weiner retired two years ago. Check weiner. Okay mic. It's okay. Chris. So let's talk duck talk to me about talk to me about Bella whatever the hell her name is what's your name? Foreign Bella Thorne is actress and model. She's from Florida, originally from Pembroke pines, misery was kinda where used to work down there. Pembroke pines suburb of Miami. Bill born had her phone hacked here, not too long ago. And apparently was threatened by the hacker is that they would release news, the new jive, but she has she has several news. And they said, we will leave. Food. She did what I I'm not sure what these stores in the man was probably money or some other stupid thing like that. And I Don a foreign did. And a lot of people are putting down for it. But I would say that she thinks I do have -perience at it. You know. He's okay. So you have experienced did you have photos hacked? I had I had a hacker who in maya's with an ex girlfriend, I had told that I needed to now Lee, you know, I needed to stop sleep in order because, you know, I it was getting old. And did you really say that to the girl, I didn't STAN what I do I'm a professional I get naked. I'm naked professionally. Yes. I know you're walking around with a heart on right now as you listen to music, so that you could be ready for anything. No not ready for anything ready for a movie. Is there anybody in your studio right now than you know, I'm I'm by myself here, so that music is playing but you. Got an election ready to go in case I decide that I need, you know, let's, let's keep going. So who's the point that you made Chris, is that? I don't know what you're saying on saying that the photo, I had photos hacked by girlfriend. That's right. Hold on. Lemme because I want to ask you about this, you told the girl you couldn't sleep with her anymore because it was getting old. Well, I I've always prided myself on being directed being honest, and every woman's ever slept with may knows. That's have very limited Popper, tune ity because of the power of how much there's no way that any woman can handle the, the, you know, the massive of it the best of, of what your sex of by sex drive. Yeah. So I always tell the woman after we sleep. For maybe the first five days. Continue on you know until she gets just because you can barely move. And then I'll say you know it's getting old and then I'll leave and she can do that, because you can barely dehydrated and she's asleep. So I get up. I get I, I put on my jockstrap on my. To give us every incident every piece of you put on your jock strap. Let me guess, then you put on your shorts silk underwear. As a matter of fact. Yeah. I do. And then you put on your short. Silk little tennis shorts whatever it is. Well, you gotta figure it out. Yeah. P p p. Getting dressed or something. I mean I've in all of my here, I didn't just a predictable individual Chris. All right. Well, Chris, you told this girl who wound up hacking, you that you didn't wanna see her anymore because it was getting old, but not anything I haven't said, other women, you know. Acts my phone and she says, I got all these pictures. I have all of them. I got the picture, especially the one Ben over spread your cheeks, and I go and you and she goes, yeah. You did that for last. That's that's one you gave Lasser Jemaine for his birth for birthday. You know, birthday say you said birthday. Birthday man, you're gonna say t h hold on from Chris, Phil remember what you said about the people who don't have much -education understand that. Man. I'm just I, I can't believe a guy you. Tell me, this guy is, is under educated as your average cockney. Wow. Henry put it in right? A lot of meal. I'll, yes you're we're gonna get a lot of mail from from London put them back. A Chris, so you did what I gave you know, this, this, girl, hacked by phone and got all the news and putting one where I I'm Ben over and I'm spreading my budgies and looking between my legs. And she goes, you, you gave that to last Germain for, for his for his twenty fifth birthday for his twenty fifth birthday birthday for Christ's sake. That's what I'm saying. No, you're not you're saying birthday. Wow, man. Never mind. So. And what she so she wanted to blackmail. You obviously with the intimation that you were having some gay affair with Lindstrom. Yeah. By told her I gave you. All. Yeah. We live release this to the press, and they see your bent over put pulling the chase apart on a twenty fifth birthday. And I said, if you say birthday, one more time I'm going to rip out my own eyeballs, wait a minute. Keep going. Chris are you are you kidding me telling impersonate, just keep going? Chris go. On a twenty fifth. Birthday say good doing fine. Wait. Tell that, you know what I did do is exactly what did I said. You know a man it doesn't bother me at all. I all my news. I have seller fifty news every single new shop. And I've got me also is in possession of at least one of my girlfriends, every news, shot, I take for girlfriend and, and the shot that he said was for last Germain. Yeah. It was for Lance Germain, because we wanted to he wanted to study to see. It was good for a movies. Wanted to study it. He did a so he wanted to study it. Dials gave that to the girl who is blackly that was what I gave to her for her birthday. And I said, hey, Gloria, dear 'Member, 'Member 'Member when I gave that to you if your birthday and she's all. He he realized you blue. She blew it, you know. Okay, so the, the bottom line, here's you did. Exactly what this Bill Thornton issue released all your photographs. I released them all I, I sent them out to Facebook. I, I mean all taken down Facebook, but I also sent him down. I sent him out to my space, and they all but as she could you could not do nothing about it. So Bella Thorne has done exactly that Phil. She has released her nudes, if you will, and shown them to the world. And apparently that has a lot of people talking. Because this saying, well look at her play. The victim card. Playing the victim card. Yes. And that she's drawing. Attention to herself and so forth sesame, if this girl is well known, and obviously, she is going to be. Story about you're gonna talk to me about my release of my on purpose. Hey, man. You got to knock it off at the birthday talking about man. Just know what you're talking about. Be RTHK is pronounced this Perth birth Bertha birth. City. Australia perseus ban that birth what you said. Okay. Is there a per se? There's a there's a person that's a day people per celebrate being in. Maybe there is man, and maybe they do and good for them. I'm talking about birthday be RT h birth. Okay, misery. I got it right. Not birth. I'm sorry. I slip. I slip into it. Sometimes, you know, it's like sales breath coast. What is it really called what book that breath gas? What is the real pronunciation, I mean it's. Famous. You don't even know what it's called do you? Yes. I do. What's it called is called brand? It's breakfast, son breath. Kaz breakfast. And it's birthday not birthday. General sit down and have some of this water. General. General. Hold on. But hold him down Dr general. What is wrong with him? And you dude. You're what's wrong with him and birthday and everything? All right. Thank you very much. Chris and thank you for giving us that insight into your life gonna tell you, man. I mean, if you have a girlfriend, like by girlfriend who goes, yeah, I remember picture where you spray in, you know, you showed you showed your butt. And I'm like, so what man, you know, she goes, yeah. But you spread I just said, or do whatever you gotta do for God for country. And she goes, you watch, you know, spread it around on my and I'm gonna say it the way she said, I promise by that on my birthday. I do it then. And before she was able to do that, before she was able to do that. You did exactly what Bel Thorne did. Yeah. But I did before bell foreign-debt. Chris Norton folks on the world famous fill in be show. He is a. What would you say? You are Chris, I mean, I'm a dull film. One m I got I'm gonna don't feel moviemaker. I do adult films, on adult film, actor I you act in adult films. I thought you were like ready. I think you're only on a cement, just going. Yeah. Got up off the summit are you an actor adult films? I am. And do you also are you also an adult film actor? Okay. Thank you. Gerald just get him outta here. You Chris, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for helping me promote my career and for promoting Our Lady movies which was well, the last one was. With one that was, but it was. Oh, yeah. If you thought you if you fall in love with the Bush if you snake, Senate, that's not what it's called the last time. I heard your film is called. If you love if you love Bush, there's a snake in it. Something like that. Well, good luck with that. Chris, thanks for being on the world famous Phil Hendrie show. My pleasure, and I want everybody you'll get to Chris Norton, and general time. Fine. I'm just. Water general. I don't like water. Give me something else to dream. There's a diet, Pepsi and the Pepsi. Back there in the refrigerator guys tomorrow. We are back tomorrow. Friday tomorrow night. We have our chat Saturday night were at the Hollywood improv with Christine Blackburn, stories, smash with other great people like Danny's and Kathy Landman. Join us at the Hollywood improv seven PM set at June twenty second. Ten bucks. For tickets will see their. Famous Larry elder civil go in southern California Zeca produced by Phil Henry reincorporated all rights reserved on podcast, one. Forget to get a subscription world. Phil Emery, Phil dot com. Stay in touch fill every get into Henry newsletter. What newsletter? Newsletter yet. But we thought we just you have one to make it sound like you. You're staying in touch. I'm doing. Sure. So get the Phil Hendrie newsletter as soon as he starts making one. Pretty good idea, though. It's a great idea. There's a lot of really good ideas feel that you are. Dr doing change. You is this you Qatar. Maybe.

Jesse Chris Phil Henry Phil Bella Thorne Phil Hendrie Phil Emery Chris norton Hollywood California Los Angeles United States Henry relig Paul Belmondo Turner Frank gray Margaret Amazon Don university of Washington Pacific
Episode #1786 The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

55:35 min | Last month

Episode #1786 The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Hey, it's Phil Henry for the world famous Phil Hendrie. Show website. You know what we're going to start doing. We're GONNA start. Delivering. Unto you a newsletter that's right. Every two weeks the Phil Hendrie show newsletter, and it'll be written by me why? Because I'm the only guy that knows what the hell is going on and even I am a little suspect at time so. As far as I do know what's happening with the Phil Hendrie Show, you can have delivered to your email box whatever the hell you call it, your email address your thing have it delivered to your thing an email the official Phil Hendrie Show Newsletter Delivered Unto You Jack Now. All you do is go to the home page of our website Phil Hendrie Show Duck Dot Com. I was GONNA say dot Com. We'll fill your labor ignite now. Yeah. Dot Com and then you can sign up to receive our newsletter. It's all new. It's bigger better bitter than before the world famous Phil Hendrie show newsletter, and it really only makes sense if you're a B. S. P. A. Ha. So if you're going to get the newsletter, you might as well get a backstage pass subscription to our website and become a part of the dysfunctional yet marvelous yet frightening yet world-beating, glorious, glamorous and okay degenerate world of the world famous Phil Hendrie Show filigree show. Dot. com get the newsletter and get a backstage pass. Yeah you know. Hi Guys. Welcome today show for well, today is. the what does it Tuesday right Tuesday Tuesday the fourth of August twenty seventeen. Now, why am I looking for the third of August? I. Just realized that I got the wrong date. Oh, you are something else man you're looking for the third of August it's the fourth, right? All right. Well to hell with it. Anyway this is a show from the third of August twenty seventeen. Here on the world famous Phil? Henry. Showed his Chris Norton and Chris Norton is at the rusty Pelican roped off and talking about cove run to happening this coming weekend. That's right. Cove run onto and yes dave caveman will will be their coach vern dosier says stealing a base. In baseball is a terrifying experience like having rabid hyenas chasing you into the wild, and then finally we have Rudy Canosa joining us really course of course. From the TED's of Beverly Hills Bar and he came to America. He says with no skills except those of of a male prostitute. I don't know Dude Good Luck world-famous Phil Hendrie Show Phil Hendrie Show Dot Com. Here it is from. August third even though today's the fourth August third of two thousand seventeen for today's show August. The Fourth of the world famous Phil Henry Show is world famous Phil Landry Show, but to begin Phil Hendrie does all the voices in the cockpit. Was GonNA put it day. Just get to. Fill. We're sorry. But this is the world famous fill MB show that intro that disclaimer real stale get. All it was Dale. Hi So he does all the voices. And this is Margaret Grey General Kevin Show. But Dick van and stay tuned for a Phil Henry Show. What's wrong. That's that will be agreed to. I don't WanNa keep picking the central. You know we get together and he go. It looked like you were thinking about Living Renzo. Had prepared a few comments. That you tell him. Thank you very much. Everybody. Welcome to the world. Famous Phil Hendrie show at Philly DOT com. And other places and There's Phil Crawling on the floor news copy. But. I'm sorry to force of Habit I. Put it. They're putting new chair but. Used to be a table here I understand but key the tables gone now and that doesn't mean, oh, there's no table. Why don't I just drop it on the floor You why don't you find a table to another table the put to the one where the table this table used to be oh, aren't there any tables around here? Thank. Yes. So. Anyway Hi folks welcome. To the field you know something we're all very, very much. You know we're involved in what we're involved in and you turn to your left and you don't see anything but air, and you have to reach down to get your news copy. You should know that the beginning of the show the Hump. Oh. You're looking he's looking at his watch folks. Look at it blind. You know you're. Really. Forget it. When I just get a table, but if you don't mind okay yeah. Missed the first time. Well, I'm reiterating I'm reinforcing and alright thank you. That's a good thing that you did there. Margaret Welcome folks I can hear the hesitation in your voice market. Will you let it go for God's sake? Welcome folks to the program. It has a Thursday here in the world famous Phil, emery show and we have coming up today. Now I know that. A friend of yours passed on general. Yes Bill. and. Who's WHO's builder I was about to get to that bill longer was an animator. We're GonNa, let him do it I know but I'm giving it a little bit of the builder. He. Worked for big. Animation. Globally. What I'm just get up and leave don't know tell US general bill anger was an animator. And he worked for a big big I mentioned don't. We you guys just give it a rest. Okay. Button everything I'm trying to move the thing along remember that's the code move the thing along by no matter what happens no matter where you go no matter who you are no matter what you is move it. Margaret you know when you get like that. I feel like I'm back in the RB and I WANNA kick someone's asked. Is that right? We'll tell you what if you see an ass you WANNA kick. You go right ahead. You were saying so I was. Leave it as if I said something Lane Margot telling you give it a rest. All right. Give what arrest the mouth. God Damn, your mortgage us go back for a minute. I'm trying to organize this thing the best way I know how? Still don't act all put upon. On just saying one day at a five. That would be great. If you just let everything go man just let it go no matter sloppy. No matter how badly paced no matter how how badly time? No matter no matter about anything. Just let it go. Let it shit excuse my French. And I'm going to be associated with that. Sometimes have to sometimes you just have to be associated with in the words of Jonathan winters garbage. And I knew Jonathan winters and I know that he would not mark. Thank you very much general. You were saying that wasn't saying anything wooden for you, nuts. This over here was don't call me a monkey. Hey, bill longer pest on. Yes. He was an animator he worked for a major animation house today of it. I forget what? The name why? No, it wasn't order brothers but it was one of the smaller enemies houses and in Hollywood and he created that character Joey, the monkey that Gene Kelly danced with and fully anchors away know what wasn't anchors away I told you it wasn't anchors Asian dance with another he did with other animated character I. Think it was a from Tom Tom and Jerry no, that's right he dance. This was a film in which he danced with Joey the Monkey. Very very famous cartoon character from the forties I. I think film was something like pets in our belfry and it was a beautiful movie bachelor vows a real moving. No, it was a fake book. Yes. There was a real movie, right? So he danced and it was another animated movie Yes who was another animated? It was other filled with they took advantage of in those days was brand new. They were putting animation into one of those films. Yes and what if I don't mind general but go ahead. Why don't you pick up and run I, just wanted to say about Tom. Hanks away. That's a very famous scene. Yes, well, longer wrote a famous seeing to. It was the one where Joey the Monkey. General I don't I don't think you guys getting this. I it's not that we're not getting it I. Don't remember the movie. That's. I don't even know love those movies. It was a very I don't think it was a well received film was what do you mean well, received By dear friend Bill. Than, slaved on Joey. The monkey. What are you smiling at Dickman new allow you when you say he worked on the Monkey Your Filthy Mike. Hey guys going to bust some equipment. Get murdered his murder in my heart judge starts singing Dick Shirt death go join the monkey. And Gene Kelly Joey the Monkey Gene Kelly and bill was the animated it came up with a monkey. All the people what I'm talking about you three or four, hundred, one, two, three to four. I don't know what kind of brain damage Baidu they put you in that concussion program that the NFL has got. Would you say you who you're talking about? Let. Me Tell you what if the shoe fits? What a creep lightweight. All right. So we're dead. Martin you mean brain dead brain dead your brain dead because you don't know Joe the monkey number two that you keep bringing it up gene Kelly in the dense that boss. Bill us to say if I hear about that dancing mouse one more time I'm gonNA find a mouse and tortured over a period of three weeks because a tub and Jerry that sounds like a guy that's mental. Yes he was he was driven mental. Now here's the thing. That I want people remember and I, share his fans remember Joey the Monkey Gene Kelly in the movie bats in built. You don't remember that. No Sir I don't remember it I mean but it's not if I don't remember it doesn't mean anything. We're all a little bit young general and you are to remember the films from the forties s bill worked very hard and he. Was One of my mentors in the army because he eventually went into the army and I think he was the Korean War and late in World War Two, and then he just sent him I gotta get out I gotTa get away from us and he went back into drawing cartoons was one of the very rare instances where a guy that drew cartoon I. Know You guys think. No I'm listening where guy the true cartoons then went into the military. And was known as just a guy he slaughtered thousands of the enemy and then he went back to drawing bogies. It's weird. I you got. Yes I'm serious the guy I didn't know this about bill under he was a a military guy. Well, how do you think? I thought that was something a man whose acquaintance you made in civilian life no no I bet even the the army and I when I met. Are you the guy that drew join the monkey says yeah. And and he was retiring I was just coming. I should. Tell me about it and he said, I, did join the Monkey. What do you want from me? Don't lift it but you said he did join the Monkey. Why does it have to main? Put, he put it to an eighth from behind that. Hey Man. I didn't say anything. He just said he left a lot of it's in your mind. Phil now going with General I miss one. But when that when their looks at you and there's drool, he looked at me and there was drool. And he goes yeah and you go he put it to join the monkey naturally assumed sodomy what a mind Oh. Yeah that's right. That's WOW general. Yes. Sure I'm the only guy are you put me on this guy goes he put it to the Monkey. The first thing that comes to mind is a is a vast lean forget. So, Joey the Monkey. A, dear, friend of mine. So you keep telling us don't what happened. What happened was he was in the army and he was known in the army as a during the Korean War I think. And he just slaughtered the North Koreans by the Bushel. So you've got a guy that left the nation desk and bumblebees studios. And then he goes into the army. and. He comes back out and you know and keeps trying joy the monkey but in the interim. The interim when he left Bumblebee goes through the army carves up just thousands of Koreans. There's blood on his face. There's a dagger in his teeth what are you talking about I'm talking about Bill Unger. And then when the war is over, he traded his army uniform gets into a suit and goes back to Bumblebee, drawing this. F and Monkey. This guy laughing this is the part that I think is so tasteless when the general tells a story like this, that is obviously very moving and you sit there and go. We. All heard it. It was offensive. Very very sorry. But the way you told that was funny. So we ask our. Sorry General that you lost your friend it was a dear friend of mine was much much older ban. He general he was ninety four years of age. Wow and there's a guy that saw it. But I know that people remember join the for those of you remember jaw- monkey especially in the mets and the bill free movie where the Monkey is dancing around with team. We're the monkees dancer gene. Kelly. Yeah. You don't. All right. Well tell us about the dance if even if we hadn't seen it, tell us what made it remarkable. It was a wonderful seat because Gene Kelly in the movie bets belfry Gene Kelly plays a psychiatrist and the lady leaves the one that's got. That's nuts and he's fallen in love with her. So he begins to dance about the room and imagined a monkey and the monkey comes flying out of his head like it was thought of his and it's dancing with them, and at one point the monkey gets up on. On Gene Kelly and all right. Here's where you may have a point. Told you all about it? No, you say Dick. One of the scenes that was cut out because they had complaints when they first. when I distributed the film whereas the monkey leaps says it's going to be riding piggyback on Gene Kelly, but it looks It. Did that look decent it looked in. Because the apes Genitalia. Genitalia showing that no. No I'm saying it looked like the APE was hunching. Jewelry. They decided they had to read. They had to redraw that or something and it came to. Billy. Bill, we to redraw this because it looks like you've got the. Ape. Kind of doing a hip hunch against Gene Kelly's rear end. and Bill looked at them and went apparently he did it on purpose why? Because he was he thought it would be funny. Did he have a problem with gene? Kelly knowing of course, not gene Kelly was a big star. So eventually. But but people don't know about bill longer is he worked in a slaved on this ape on the monkey character and this scene he worked enslaved on it. And they even gave him. I don't know who the studio got together and gave him some sort of a tea or coffee to drink that we're told today. That my honesty was laced with some kind of hallucinogenic. Oh my so they dose this math. No, he knew what he was taking off. He willingly drank some hallucinogenic. Yes but was it I have no idea they say it was peyote or something like this. But for over the course of three days and three nights. He was completely out of his mind out of his skull and he thought he was at one point. He said, he thought he was out in the desert and he was dancing around with jockstrap or something when they came into the office early and they say, they saw him in his office with a jockstrap and they doing he said I'm dancing around the flair to make. You know the the evil spirits in this kind of so this why didn't they hospitalized whatever they do that because obviously his cleansing I agree with. Robert I mean look. You know that a guy can stay awake on speed. Yeah. But if you're in a and this is the forties I mean, Goddamn they let him sit there and do that wasn't sitting no dirty dancing around. What difference does that was dancing on sitting? The man's jockstrap thinks he's in a loincloth yes he thought he was. He thought he was at mosquito showman. Meaning mystique Sherman You look at me like that. Of Ski Shamanism tribe of Indians Priest. What are you looking at Phil? I'm looking at you the stories nuttiest thing I've ever heard my life. The nuttiest thing. I've ever heard my life and he survived that they survived it. And then he wanted to the Korean War slaughtered them by the Bush and came back out put on his plant sports jacket. Went Back to join join the Monkey. This doesn't sound like a well man is howdy lived to be ninety four and he never went nuthouse. He had one stay at cameo in the sixties and his wife told me that simply because he overdosed on some well yeah now. Here comes the story no the store he overdosed on some kind of an upper. What are you look at? You converse with all these terms. What are you talking about upper and all that? Lady I know horrible things. Lady I know Margaret. Things that you've done. What happened your nose just then we'll. Said you said it is if you had something jammed up in in the sinuses. Oh God, Damn. General. Thank you. That is a compelling tale. yeah. Sure. I was I don't know what to say but I the late great bill under and God. Rest, his soul and I hope he now finds some peace. Well, that was what I was thinking. You know his life was such torment between Joey the Monkey. The Korean War more of joy the monkey his later life with three or four wives because he'd made a lot of money. But the effects of the hallucinogens said he'd been taking over the course of his lifetime. Caused. His lifetime. Yes, his lifetime was. So the guy was dropping acid well, I don't know. What are you trying to tell me? I thought this was just a problem he had when he was drawn Joey the monkey south he drew joey the monkey when he was on LSD or something. And decided that was wasn't bad and. Dropping acid do enjoy the bucky. He didn't do joey boy you you make it sound like Joey the monkey was sodomising him and so help me God man, this is an imaginary cartoons. So if did anything, it was bill under, wanted it to, and now I'm beginning to think that the scene with joy monkey trying to. Think. He did it on purpose. Absolutely. You defame by friend Gimme a break general the guys on frequent hallucinogenics. He's in there dancing in his office in his in his Jock strap. You don't think that's weird and he didn't as the result of that draw joy the monkey hunchine. Kelly's rear end. You listen to this guy. Forget it. Forget. Let's take a big big chill pill and all his bull crap baby and let's do it managed to. Agree with on. Minutes on. Tampa doubt the freeway. beat up real bad. Side at about five. Freeway a long time we're GONNA truck traffic is. Over Jack Break Neck back a big bad big that Burma's. Jacked I big rig the big rig. Also. Jack rigging a big. Family. Sky Baby. Back. To. Read it. Down here. Wait. A second your kitchen stuff again event. Look at how without Gulf. Sweet Cam. Yet alibaba. Our Don't to. Fuck Sweet. Goodness News and we've been shouting to the heavens. Sweet farm has one lunatic magazines nuthouse of the month award. We're very proud to serve the surrounding areas with the quality service that we've served the surrounding areas with if you like it, who are we to complain Not House of the month club from Lunatic magazine. Proud proud as punch, and now we're giving you half off at sweet thought because we feel good. Will put the electrodes away and the car battery to. Swayed form bring your loved one there and leave them there. Leave your where we find you sweet farm. Dick winsome and Bob Brown. This weekend at tickle arena. It's the ultimate slap fight ultimate slap fight championships a fifteen rounder oh. Oh how you hurt the ultimate slept fight championships you earn Sri ultimate slept fight championships this weekend ticknor arena tickets available. Now Watch this bantamweight fight as they go at it. Oh? Ultimate Slept Fight Championship Llerena MSA mix slapped flight arts. A man. Link Baby. I folks welcome back. That's the vivid sectors. Let people have asked me about music I think it's wonderful the victors are on itunes right? It's good music. It's people are talking about it a lot of people stop. and. Stop you on the street. I didn't say stopping on the street I said they stopped. Stopping in the supermarket, they stop beat the street. Okay. So they stop you on the street they stop you in the supermarket. That's right. Nobody stops me at all now. Who you are right no one knows who you are. But they do know who you are me general's. General. Delegating. So thank you very much son General Shaw. Yes, and I'm Margaret Grey. Everyone knows me. About you, Robert. Oh Hey how you doing me to? Look at Phil with the hurt feelings fell. If nobody knows who your son don't get all upset you're just one of the anonymous people up there. You're one of just a sea of faces indistinguishable from anybody else just another slob walking. All right. Thank you very much. Anyway they. They stopped me in the beauty salon. Sometimes, they'll stop being in the movie theaters, the malls, and so on, and they'll say what is that surf music and I'll say it's the different sectors so. I think you can find it on Itunes as well. You Sound Nice and calm after being seldom. Are you trying to get a rise out of me? All right. Take it easy kid. Take it easy. The world famous. Phil Hendrie show and Phil Henry Show Dot Com. So coming up this I think it's this weekend. If I'm not mistaken but yeah, it's cold. It's cold run to and it's going to be at. A. Channel Islands Yacht Club or something and just get him thrown right now. Chris Doing. Daring and Chris Zay the Rusty Pelican. Rosy. Right now the. Dow the. Kenmore's coke. Probably. Go back to. My condo because I've got to separate out some kind of organize. My don't film s action. Because I dropped my movie in there you know. On top of Rexroth on on rounds climbing restaurant yeah. Is a little noisy there. I'll talk to you and you I already cleared the road bright whole after I talked to Steve Steve Did they. Didn't clear the ropes you gotta get the on a rope. Get behind the robot man. Hey Steve keep away from me man. What are you? got. That rope. Your roped off at that bar. Is that right? Yeah Lease get lars. Trying to do here, is there anything I can just explain it? Go ahead I mean you've told us you roped off the women have to clear the rope to come over to you. Yeah. But I'm not. Trying to be I happen to be very good looking and I, do have. The sexual energy so you don't have to explain it well, a pyramid, Henry and everyone. Explain it. You've got all of that sexual energy the women come around I because by. On the fan because you're sess. Wrong with Hitman. Tell me all about coal run to Yeah Cold Ryan I forgot about he's you know cold fronts coming up. To, we were had cove Ron one which was three years ago as a quick run, and basically what we want to do the job is. Young men to have a place where they can quickly motor to and motor back. It's. Up. There into the cove clear the club and come back to challenge harbor, and then go back to work. You know generally it's on a weekend now. So there's no real work commitment, but it is our. Is Our tribute I, think hard working millennium millennial man and X. Man who WanNa hit the cove. A. Code for sex isn't really code but you, say the cove. They, want to have a sexual encounter and get back to work very quickly. So that's that's the the key ingredient here but I co run the code the code run. You know about you know that Cobra is right. On our show talking about the culver on. Okay, you guys, Novakova ruin. Please talking to you and General I'm hearing about it for the first time. So you did not hear about it. First Time only show I. Don't remember what difference does it make I WANNA know if we're getting clearance. Cobra and man. You know I don't think you know how big how big the code runs gotten. There are a lot of boats. There's a lot of guys and there are a lot of tasty tasty women. Who want to get on those boats and the quick cove run? And at that point, then we're in the coast. As we say you know what goes on coast to coast well, just that just that simple. To. Chris Norton here from. Norton explodes productions yeah. It's still in business user and we just did finish editing on climbing restaurant. and. So that will be released right that's what I'd say I was organized organizing my film collection and make sure that there's room for it. Let's. Let's talk about the cold front. What's the? You say it's significant because it pays tribute to the need of men to get an go fast and come back or something. Why what you're talking about is the need to go and have sex in a cove. No, you don't have to have that but a co although that the Koran. Patient of every man that wants to hit it fast quick and good, and then spending split back. You know the book it back to Biz well, we do Kover on is really for me and my friends too relaxed because we work very hard couple of guys I don't like Bob he's he plays handball and another guy play racket ball allowed to do that I, know play basketball and Did he play professionally? No, they're just like doing pick up games and stuff, but there are you talking about man? So. What's the big pressure? I mean they have to get back to what I mean. They do pick up games. These guys are making money playing pickup games. There's a lot of things they do. Okay. They bartend they played pick up games passable. They're photographers they are they do modeling pay I. DON'T WANNA say but they do some modeling that is you know probably on the on the border of paid tasteful tasteful invitation. But I said. tastelessness. Now you're GONNA taste attacks. Then you're. Jealous of. Lincoln. A watch that right I'm sorry. But everybody I've taken a lot from amply appreciate the language, and if you don't like, you can work it out. Work it out between the the buns of by of my bottom. Watch. Both you nuts. Now we're here talking and let's stay Fridley I. Don't particularly appreciate you egging him on Bud. All. Right. But I what? You WanNa put it between the cheeks but. Said because by Dick is. Bigger than his. Damn, would you watch the language please on? Son This is not one of your. Production meetings. So we can go and watch rexrod climate or whatever the hell he does he doesn't climate. Man. Atmosphere airy. Say That again. Were you laugh atmosphere metairie? Chris I know people tell you this and I don't want to put you down. You do have to learn speech I. Don't think have a speech impediment. I. Think you need a speech therapist. Oh. My God man look a lot of your problems in life in terms of being successful business cetera may have to do with the fact that you simply are not very articulate. This is very embarrassing I came on to promote. Band. Yes. You came onto the Co from the Philippines something that needs to be said you're difficult to understand. On different. This is Henry I sleep with upwards of a thousand women a month I don't think I'm difficult to understand. There's a language tight I'm GonNa say there's a language that peanut speaks hey, man I told you I don't WanNa hear that what is a dirty? We don't tear penises dirty listen to what Mr Henry saying here. He's saying because you're talking about SAS and all his jazz nobody knows what the hell you're talking about. If they did they might be interested in your ideas, their ideas I, happen to be a producer an adult film. And I also was in. Bomb. Away I remember that one misery of course I don't remember it club. Bombs Away I. was a watch for a wide for sits in bad. Bad Good Not what you think and I it was in the newest one. I did not just climb a restaurant but also the pinnacle of the Pete and also is in between her two pieces of bread and I was in Carey Phillips Terry Zillah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute I. Don't want to hear about the movies you're in. You're talking about me not being successful like they're you said successful what about him? Mammoth people understand Mitterrand's Hetero family say what? I I listen to. You listen to be on, say all right and I don't have the problem that people understand me though I do I had speech therapy back in the eighties when I had vocal modules would they do they say you're talking you know Like your brain with it or something like that. Mr Henry doesn't talk that way. A trained professional. Well, it doesn't sound like tarred. You Do Saturday, Qatar Bank all successful. Now I had speech therapy because I was misusing my voice I had vocal modules but I had to go in and I had learned. Using my voice and I've met a lot of speech therapists. On diction articulation what to talk about diction. The Penis. It's diction woven. Explain it man Let me explain it. Ditch. The Chris Diction is when you are articulating and Dick Shun is when a woman runs from the length and girth. Their Penis I now I understand that. If. I hear that word she gets to say I don't. We're talking to Chris. Wondering who this adult is on the other end, he's at the rusty Pelican permit. You hold on man. She jumped the rope. What's your name you jumping rope? Jumper. Okay, you want it. You want. Don't you all right put her to the side I want her these three inside the others get out of here. There's the Gorgonzola bar down the end. Gorgonzola bar. Christmas not pick you. You still hadn't been. Gorgonzola Burger. And the Gorgonzola cheese salad pretty good deal man only nine, nine nine. Head telling you. Those girls are sent away from you and they get a Gorgonzola Salad and hamburger as a consolation prize walk they stand. The rope and they roped off so they're roped off what about it and if I if I, don't come in to see me. Let's talk about call run. Okay if you don't mind. Jesus. Let's check it out. Well, I. Don't WanNa talk about the Gorgonzola Salad over. Whatever the hell it is Pelicans Hermosa beach. Okay. Rusty Pelican are most beach fantastic Gorgonzola salad cove run over this weekend. How many people we will have a half a dozen. We're GONNA have a couple of bottom and most of them are gonNA, be, cabin cruisers. Chris, craft cabin cruiser. some some you know a luxury, there will be released one luxury yacht. Not Belong to tape Nixon. Dave. Caved. People ask. ABOUT DIV will be there. That's right. At that special. Lack this guy, Dave cave none, and Norton. Anyway. He's very famous along with Chris. They'd Caveman Dave has a luxury yacht. It is a six sissy footer. Okay and he's gone to the he's gone to continental. He's gone to if stop. You know what I'm saying that's Henry Okay. So he's wealthy. He's not like wealthy. He's got a you know he's a great Jassem. knows. How to navigate pose. Yeah. Saying. That's great. Who Else? Well Steve Going to. Go Run. Are you going to run? Only. The second one. Work. My girlfriend's pregnant. That's bad off. Let me just ask around the surrender. Daryl. Go Run yeah. Go run cool, run. Covert. There's probably GonNa be about you know seven dudes and probably about fourteen to twenty one women three times the guys. Yeah. Is this is strictly a male thing. Colbrunn is male, but we go. We do we come back? It's a quick run into the cove. You know you know your Pants come down one of the time you do it you go your snorkel you have a cocktail, you get back into the yacht or your cabin cruiser. And then you leave the cold area and come back Channel Islands harbor, and then just disappear into the parking lot. Well Mr if you don't understand cove on so there's Chris Martin folks and that's cove and you understand golden. Are. You asking me yes or no I don't understand cove run. Out. You inviting us. Man I really can't afford to have a couple old guys you know hanging out young girls may become very our money you know. Oh. Right. Feels that run these drinkers they're all over the place. What did you say never mind? Cores Let me tell you what when she sees by boat harbor. She's not going to get into your dinghy for no drink. I'm Chris Norton Day that was impressive band so That was very impressive. So cold front to this weekend leaving L. Pacifico Yacht Club Jelly. Yacht. Club going to cove golden are to to finagle cold on. Satellite. Island and then coming back to help Sylvia Yacht Club at at at the challenge harbor. This. Saturday, and if they want to go on the cove rent well, now wait a whole. If you WANNA do cove run show off with your yacht. and. All get on board doing on board inspection. Okay and onboard. SPEC. Intake about I. Don't know man probably thirty minutes forty. Four well, we have to see if there is A. Comfortable seating kind of cushions. How many people does it sleep? Do Do do you have a cocktail bar below if you go below will there be a bar. Is it a yacht or is it a cabin cruiser? And you know just, is there a place for the women to lay out and Tan? And you know take the top off and fully Tan because what we WANNA do once we hit you know the code for cove run we want all tan lines gone you gotta be Brown you gotTa be a Solid Unit Brown And what if they are you trying to tell you all do this? Are you say these girls tanning on the way over? Well, no I'm not saying that but in case you need the Brown. Any areas that aren't Brown. If there's any areas aren't you don't like Tan Lines. Online. Ten lines are weird. Man reminds me of like seeing my mom for the first time nude and but was white and it was just wow what's that all about you know Chris I think a lot of your problem and a lot of your problem relating to women has to do with your mother I got properly women you serious, I. Mean, did you ever see that Chris? Did you ever see that movie Boogie Nights bookie knife porgy nights he's saying. boogie night. boogie nights. Did you see? What I'm not asking you did you see Chris With Markelle Walberg. Yeah. And and Bertrand about porn actor. Based on joining why John Watt homes is legendary among porn actors He's a lot of right. You know he had a lot at that. But they say it was based on John Homes. But did you see the relationship that that guy had with his mother as he left home he was angry at her and she was all controlling. Psychology of by says. Let's just say that I you know I have a powerful. Instrument. Jump Rope. Get. Breaker thumb if you have to. What are you doing man? A lady she jumped up to get near me talking down any family there's Gorgonzola there's Gorgonzola other just get away from you know you're going to learn man to treat people better Sir Henry. My mother has to do with the fact that I've been set. Wow. What's that about? Do you know In all those back to mom, there's an old saying if it ain't one thing, it's your mother. I'm Phil. Hendrie. Load. So Chris. I don't think. Chris. Norton folks on the world famous every show cove run to this weekend. You laughing the whole thing's file. Go on Cobra and. Get to post this. You come back from cold front too with all kinds of disease. Right back famous fill every show. world-famous famous Phil Hendrie show has subscriptions to our website that makes life a little bit easier for the Phil Hendrie. Fan. In your family have to do is head over to our website and pick up a subscription. We can sell you a gift certificate, a subscription to our website for one of your family members. You got a month or you get a year and with it, you get access to well the world of Phil. That's right now engine came in Sean, I'm a part of the world of film but let me tell you something if you think that's all that. Stuff. But I'll tell you something we are part of the world good or bad and not only myself but Margaret. Yes and of course, the twenty thousand to thirty thousand our archive of the greatest radio program in the history of immortal man on this planet. Also a home movies from fields childhood, which of themselves grotesque. Especially when we're talking about if it's not one thing, it's your mother plan also, Mr Emery has their miscellaneous got interviews done for TV and radio going over to our website don't do that. Bud. Noisy Jack the world famous Phil Hendrie show and kidding the world famous Phil Hendrie show get a subscription or a website. Now Man William Honeycutt for the Honeycutt way are you having success in business and you just want to slow it down the HONEYCUTT way? As for you the Honeycutt way shows you five easy steps to destroy Your Business Stop Your Prophet, and have you living on the streets within months the HONEYCUTT way why out on life's great experiences making money and being At the office until eight one, hundred cut way gives you five steps toward destroying your business destroying your life living on the street and jumping from the fifth floor of a building the honeycutt way. William honeycutt will be at Model Lounge this Friday at five o'clock I'll be giving my lecture handing out by booklet and then seeing you to your car, and if you need be driving you home the Honeycutt Way with William Honeycutt this weekend at the Torkham Model Lounge short this out. Talking to coach and does your he is one of my favorite people in this world is a no nonsense guy and we have coach dosier here online. For Belmar Academy I suspect coach you are. In the middle of. In. The middle of of working out. Fail as a matter of fact, I an in our. Jim Ryan. Jim. Right now but I've got to stop here just a moment 'cause I know that you. Wanted to talk to me coach, we wanted to talk specifically about a comment that you made. Josh Turner of the Los Angeles dodgers last weekend in stealing or attempting to Steal Second Base Was Looking back at the catcher. Yes and I did come in on that on an open twitter feed I did comment on that. Okay. Do you want to tell us a little bit about that? The reason why did I'm glad you're asking me is it? Stealing any base is a very, very nervous. It's an extremely emotional traumatic experience for baseball players. Most people don't know this. But the idea that you are now in the middle of a of a game when you on one base and everybody is sort of static or they're supposed to be when you try to steal a base in baseball, you have now thrown yourself into the void. And you are cut out there. In a in a in a no man's land, you gotTA, make it the second base or you are going to get thrown out. And you will be something that you're not even a ballplayer. Then I know I sound like I'm being extreme some very extreme but it's a psychological state baseball players around. That is very, very very. you talking about the concussion, the concussion protocol or whatever, and football in baseball we have a lot of psychiatric problems. Because baseball players once they leave first base and they're on their way to second their cut loose and they're in avoid, it's almost as if you're floating in space. you panic you can't breathe you can't swallow. If you don't mind coach. I'm not saying I was a professional baseball player or any even close to being se I knew Mr Henry bring this up Phil's GonNa bring up his experience at least playing. What'd you play felt just played little league and High School Baseball Yeah. Okay so I have to now legitimize you by answering your question. Well, what is we all know that Phil tries to stick his his experience things so why not just humor him? All right go ahead Phil. Okay just humor I was GonNa say but we doubt Gary I'M GONNA. I was GONNA say I'm not. Putting Myself Open. Apple. But I've I have stolen bases before. I've talked to a guy over here. Pay K. coach. Yeah I mean I've attempted to steal basis we ever successful misery. Maybe. What if I said? I was successful Oh yes. Sure. Fill your disc jockey. You make funny little voices on the radio. Don't start turning yourself in a tie Cobb. Pretty good when their general. Don't answer my question. Just you go ahead. You're you're saying you have the experience. All right. I'll address that you've stolen base before yes I when I was a kid. All right when you were a kid, you're trying to compare the experience of a little kid who's running down to second base with his arms out of his you know waving his you've seen little kids run. You probably ran the same way you know you're running and your arms are out. and. People are running after you at a fe and they're they're trying to pretend like they're trying to tag you. They can't just. Oh, that's what you're talking about. No it was a little bit more competitive than that. But that's okay. Never mind. Don't do that. You're not attractive when you start feeling. So after yourself to saying never mind. So trying to tell me if you actually experienced that, no, I'm trying to tell you that this is you actually experienced that what you experienced beneficial was a horror beyond all measure. Now you're telling me you experience that no, I'm saying that I didn't and that's why I'm questioning the validity of what you're saying well at what I can't even get into. Oh Man I can't even go there with you, Josh Turner showed it. If you saw the clip on TV you saw was taken off for second base he turned any look. At the catcher you don't always see runners do that. No some runners I just tearing for second base with a screaming fear that is almost as if there is a rabid hyena that is inches from their flesh. Rabid. New Imagine that what if you were set upon by Rabid Hyenas just me just tell me how that feels. You talking to being yes sir. On were on by by rabid. That means rabies hyenas in the middle of the Australian Bush. Hundreds of miles from any friendly face just. Relax your moment. It just tell me free free associate that. You can't do that. No I'm not even GONNA get into it there with you coach we're talking to coach. Vern Dosier. And I'm talking about the screaming fear when a man takes off her second base, the fear he feels is as if he's about to be torn, he's about to be quartered. by some English night and he was a soldier, let's say for William Wallace and he's going to be disembowelled too. So, what is the wait? A minute man? I'm okay there he goes again you telling this man, his business. Just, don't with it. Okay, Guy Stealing second base feels like he's about to be drawn and quartered disemboweled as a member at that's what I'm saying. Now, you can either accept it fail or you can run down to second base going. Talking about run like Jerry, Lewis down to second base and someone's running after you with a fake and they go. Ooh, I just missed him and you're going to second base and then someone comes and picks you up and put you in a highchair down for a Baloney. Sandwich. Talking coach Fernando. So Josh Turner. We're talking to coach Vernon Doshi Vernon Dosier I hold on is that machine free? You can I work out Phil what I'm talking to you if I ever stopped you. Know. Go ahead. You can ask me questions what more can suggest Turner as he turned and he look back he had feared his heart and I I mentioned that the on twitter because I said don't ever turn don't ever turn and look back. That's like turning around and looking. At a ghost that looks like the ghost of Christmas future with a hood and a skeleton fingers, and he's carrying a large sizes that you cut wheat with and you turn and the guys right on you. Ready to this, sit down and split your skull hold on. Is. This guy is a coach. Oh here we go. That's one. What are you doing, biceps? Margaret you went. Are you? That's right? Are You doing biceps? No I'm doing my chest. Don't. OUTTA. Here you hung up on him. Yes, I did. Of asinine interviews that I've ever done that when rates right up there. With the guy was he was making a very unique point. Yeah. It was a very unique point. All it was unique point of it's yes was unique point baseball players when they still second feel as if they've been cast out into a void and. They are you know Chieh world-famous fill and REVIEWING PHILIP DOT COM be right back. Hi. This is Jerry six men. I like to shave all the hair on my body. Now, a lot of you guys in the old days would think that was weird but now guys that are with it know that it's perfectly fine. Shave all the hair on your body off including your eyebrows just all the hair. Do you look like something from another planet? Of course you do do women like it? Yes, and that's the most. Important thing. So remember take it from me. Jerry Sixty Shave all the hair on your body. Then find yourself a shimmery silver shark skin suit walk into a cocktail lounge and go one banana dockery women love it shave all the hair on your body shave all the hair on your body with the new six blade. It comes with a razor and the blades and your money back because we know you're going to want it anyway. Sh- rudy Canosa world-famous Phil Show Rudy is you know the owner of you tim lingerie in. Not only the valley but rudy has also been a long time now bartender with a nut bartender, the owner of the prime rib room. Sorry Rudy I, St-. It's Ted. I'm not the bartender I'm. The primary only like seventy five percent of the prime room and that that repaint interesting part of the reason why we're having on. Our program here is the. Argument about immigration and the argument that was heated up again yesterday by the white. House saying that they want to require immigrants to speak English. They're gonNA, make it more a little more difficult to legally immigrate or integrate into United States I. think that's unfortunate I didn't speak English when I came to this country and I was going on Landry show I was the Import Export Man and. Then opened up. But I had now degrade portion of course to have a piece of the primary Brune. I. Got a nice piece seventy, five percent but that they said twenty five but that gets a lot of money to 'cause most of the girls that work for me worked for him. well, that doesn't it doesn't hurt me but the you know for instance, I don't dipped and a lot of my busboys don't. So I have to tip them out of my own pocket and you know there's a lot. I'm on this, he's interviewing me. None of Your Business, what I'm talking about. Sorry. I here to say okay. For US That bill and Margaret Salo Young. Anybody else. Well You know we love him too. So Rudy The in light of the conversation today. And you're saying you came to this country didn't speak. English. Is it unfair is, is there are there some aspects that are fair I? Think there's some aspects I think that it's not. It's not unreasonable like paint for America president you to be play as skill I had to come to America with a skill. The skill that I had as you know Mr Henry was. As a male prostitute. IWA Prostitute. Yes. I thought they were you guys weren't familiar with that I wasn't familiar with that. Yeah. He did. He's got a lot. That's a kind of finished for. This is not the guy that goes. Are you that. Guy. And that guy that was my entrepreneurial spirit. To come into America I had no skill whatsoever. And the only thing I knew how to do is to be a male prostitute. I mean. You don't understand. That is a very difficult thing. It sounds real difficult. So misread believe me when I tell you. When we when she walks up to you and a Banana Yellow Pantsuit It's not good. So. Before we start insulting women. So as I was saying I did have a lie. This is this is the technique Allah. Yes and. And women are made to feel warm and to be feel allow them to feel respect and so when I look at women and I say to air, she's an older woman say in her forties or fifties time she was older than me now I am myself in the forties what did you do like changes and of course I do to. The Anything, I'll do the same thing if I want to. All right. Just. Go Man. So you're you see a lady she's in her forties or fifties s she's in her forties or forty or fifty she's not a bottle of beer. I'm talking to a guy over here. Come on man peds right here. What are you doing Phil? I'm talking to Rudy Right now. He wants to. So the. Ladies there and I say to hair like Mrs Jones Yo. La La la La la La, and that's to tell her that she's lovely. She is. She's not just I don't just want to have sex with her I wanted to be her friend. leaving. And that's supposed to make you feel a woman fuzzy. Not, warm and fuzzy but aroused the woman feel around if she feels secure if women feel secure and she feels that you are her friend that you'll have her back, she can then be aroused. So. So that's what doesn't. Yeah. That's what does it look I came to this country I didn't know English. I couldn't do a thing I had no skill. I could barely brush my own teeth. And I came to this country. And I landed on the shores of this country and I said, what do I know how to do male prostitute? where. You can laugh if you want Pale but I made a So, there's Rudy folks. You're just losing patients with the tonight. Yeah. That's about it. I don't think he was a male prostitute I. think he went out with a lot of women. was just a guy that hung out for you know hung out getting drinks from older women I think. Import Export. He was an import export. Import Elia import export. Famous Phil Emery Show Nail Pacifico in southern California. Executive Producer about Phil Heaven Incorporated. All rights reserved on podcast one. Tell. US. GotTa Tunas Guitar. ABC.

Phil Phil Hendrie Phil Henry Gene Kelly Joey Margaret baseball Chris Chris Norton Bill Unger TA army Jerry Sixty Phil Landry US Bob Brown Robert I America Phil Crawling
Episode #1500: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

37:29 min | 1 year ago

Episode #1500: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Mattress firm liberty sale ends monday. Get a king mattress for the price of a queen or clean for a twin for a savings of up to six hundred dollars plus. Get a free adjustable base when you spend n._j._i._t. Four nine thousand nine friday through monday beautyrest queen mattress for just ninety nine dollars visit mattress firm dot com or a store near you for the best deal of the season only the ad mattress firm offer belt with frank purchase ninety nine mattress offer available in store only while supplies last restrictions apply out of participation mashes dot com slash sale lows is here to help froze put more toward their bottom lines special labor day savings and what you need to get the job done like forty dollars off your choice of a dewalt twenty volt max ext real or twelve volt max impact driver featuring to waltz all new twelve volt battery platform now just ninety nine dollars and whether updating property or building new homes save up to fifteen fifteen percent off select custom windows and doors whatever the day whatever the job do it right for less start with lowe's offers valid through nine one was only before you enjoy today's offering. I'd like to remind you the poona t._v. Is the leading free streaming television service watch over one hundred t._v. Channels and thousands of movies on demand all completely free and pluto t._v. Never asks for a credit card. You don't even need to sign up to watch for free. Puto t._v. Is the easy and completely legal way to watch your favorite tv shows and movies for free. So what are you waiting for. Never pay for tv again by downloading pluto tv download poodle t._v. For free and all of your favorite devices to including your phone roku amazon fire tv apple tv smart tvs playstation playstation and anywhere else that you stream it's the leading free streaming television service watch over one hundred t._v. channels and thousands of movies on demand all for free no credit card native does sign up pluto t._v. as the easy and completely legal way to watch your favorite tv shows and movies. What are you waiting for. Never pay for tv again. Download pluto tv av for free on all of your favorite devices today lewisville henry at his august the twenty ninth of two thousand nineteen. We go back a year for today's encore show and this will be the the last week where we feature two encore shows <hes> from here on out until further notice we will only have one encore show per week as we go back to our get closer to returning to you're five original podcast wake but while we're on the subject because some of this stuff is just it. You can't ignore it. It's too good to ignore. We go back. One year here on the world. Famous is filling ratio to august twenty ninth of two thousand eighteen. Bobby and steve duly are driving back from butler lake and they discuss facebook fallout from bobby claiming to have have quote a high rear end. That's what it says here. Speaking of rear end wait till you hear what the zombies doing to each other in fear the walking. Excuse me fear. The relaxing did the latest from chris norton. Let's check it out. Shall we buy me. What choice have we got here. They are from august twenty ninth of twenty eighteen one year ago go bobby and steve duly chris norton and fear the relaxing dead in the higher end. The action packed show today. We have <hes> bobby duly as she can steve as i understand it goes are coming back from they're coming back from butler lake <hes> and then we have chris norton right got a new movie. Norton has produced if i may have gone norton is producing a brand new movie of so you know what i don't even know if this cat chris norton is a real adult filmmaker. What do you mean what i mean is. If you see me these movies what what it feel what it is he gets together with friends of his they have cameras. They have girlfriends and they they make pornographic films now whether these are mainstream whether they distributed in the in the big point houses that were they distribute the porn. You know who watches porn movie theme. Don't don't answer that question. If you give me a look like general well general what form i don't watch porn. Thank you very much. I very heavily buried doesn't mean anything you can still watch porn. If you want to do that is true. What do you know about enlargement. I know more about it than i want to know about all right. I try to keep my ears plugged. You know this song. I've never been to me and and i've seen some things a woman shouldn't see your margaret great. Yes i'm market gray. You've seen some things. Don't you left you. We have to assume the only can assume don't say it but i'll say it that we have to. We have to look at that. He's choking up yeah. See all of you clowns. I can see all of you. Monkeys are getting ready to drop a load. You're you're so frightened obama. Have you ever performed an adult film. Thank god. He didn't say that because he'd be at he'd be a dead man walking right now but i said it have you. Oh my god. You're kidding great. I'm not answering the question and by not answering the question. I suppose that sets me up now. Says you up to be indicted as having having been the poor. Have you been in the porn industry of not yes or no i won't. I never answer questions like that margaret. If you don't wanna talk about it then why bring it up. I didn't bring it up. Well i guess i did. I can't think back that for you anyway chris norton. That's my concern chris norton i yes. I know a little bit about it. It's not mainstream. <hes> that sounds like a fighter jet. It's not a fighter jet. We're we're we're near an air base here for christ's sake point magoo report. What is it called. It's called port. It's called porn porn. Mma gould talking about porn. It's point mugu u. S. is point mugu. See all right expert in navy native pointing the point mugu for christ. He's not a crutch point. Mugu down down the coast from his so no question that might have been agenda to point mugu. Why are we talking about that. Because in the middle of what i was saying i can hear this. I heard afterburners right and when i hear afterburners i get scared because as you know my father was in the military the way it wasn't you're right. He wasn't that was was bobby's. The point that i'm making here is the chris. Norton is not a mainstream porn film adult film filthy dirty foul rank. Whatever you wanna call him dirt. He doesn't make those kinds of movies. No he does not he gets together with his friends and pretends like he's some kind of a big deal. Yeah so what well that's what i'm saying so when you ask are any of these legitimate films as far as i know crystal has his job there at pharmaceutical sued ical redondo beach pharmaceutical dot gov year so he's still doing phone sales for the pharmaceutical and all our you know he's still going out with the girls and that'll probably he never end okay so this is this is the world famous phil hendrie shoganate the chris we got <hes> bobbie dooley and steve dulan coming up next they're back from butner or they're on their way back from butner listener and bobby took a lot of incoming for her comment that she has a very high rear end. We're gonna hear about the hate mail and the fact that she commented on twitter well. She commented it on twitter that she defended herself well. She's talking about how she defended. Her defended her ass like damn year here very pro myself and kind of defended the ass. Yes you know yeah yeah okay. What are what are you. You're looking at things phil if they're supposed to make sense this. Is your show this mess. This thing is you and you gotta fill. What you see is. What is looking back at you. A forester henry can't make fun of it. It is what it is. I'm i'm not making fun of anything. It's you're right. It's weird henry think about this for just bear. Yeah go ahead. I'm like being called henry. Just for a moment you you come in here every day. You basically talk to yourself yeah. <hes> okay so you admit it you do admit what's do admit of course they do all right now. Most people would think that that's pretty looney tunes however you pull it off. You seem to be doing okay financially. How're you doing none of your business. That means bad and not necessarily none of your business all right. Let's just say that you're doing okay. You look healthier. Actually how about you wait now. Let's get get to the point okay. The point is this you come in here and you pull off a show where you're talking to yourself in different voices people think they're real and then when they sit back and realize what it is they're listening to then they get a little creeped out and then they go and they talk to friends of theirs. Yeah it because circular thing you know yup. I'm just telling you man. You're you're infecting more than you know so coming up next it's bobby and steve duly. Blow it off phil. That's what i'm gonna do. Body audience steve deleted talking about how the hell bobby defended her ass on twitter. Whatever world-famous fill in radio william russell's dance studios are open now. We are excited. We we promised you this three years ago and it has arrived serving the entire wombat valley. We'll teach you the russell will teach the billy goat will teach the great new dances is such as catch me if you can and slidell all of these dances and more at the william russell don't schools william russell. Dan schools are everywhere. Give us a call aw at one eight hundred by ball's william russell dance schools tackle the gigantic mice now playing a to to bill at crowds goes drive in attack of the giant mice playing with frankenstein. Does it again only better attack of the giant mice frankenstein. Does it better new twin bill at the grosvenor drive in bring your own bags. We've got the popcorn but we will not supply the bag. We stopped supplying the bags three weeks ago. We've got the popcorn no no bags no bang supplied with popcorn and welcome back. Everyone here the world famous. That's phil hendrie show. We have bobby and steve duly on the phone with us <hes> am i believe you've not mistaken there on the car on the car i mean they're in the car driving back back from <hes> from back the butler wait driving back from butler lake and see what they're doing. I don't know whether or not there are there now. Come on but quit screwing around here steve welcome to the program bobby. We got some news that you defended yourself where we're very confused about the information. I don't blame you. <hes> it was it was very juvenile the way it was put and do you told me to. I told you to tell everyone that i did a great job responding to people on facebook who attacked attack me for saying i had the high rear end. Yeah that's what i did. I don't know what what did he say but comment see. We bought some facebook ads. Bobby stands up for herself and but put in bobby stands up for her high ass and then had the picture of of me standing there. I don't know yes standing there there darling. It's not gonna do any good. I am standing there in silhouette so i've got the button well to tell the truth but you shut your hole stink got my wife put on put on some of these panties like girdle that lifted her ask. They got problems there. I don't have any problems they got the problem. We'll fill you. It sounds i'd like to detect or something sarah kim yeah. That's what it sounded like trying to get them back here. Bullied bully steve duly <hes> w and steve boop booby. It's booby and bup bup is doing lobbying. Steve coming back from butler lake here and we've got all kinds of trouble. I don't on what's going on there. Are you there. You're not there get a phone you guys. They're not well. I heard some kind of a horrific scream. What was that uh. I tell you what it was. I made some time and be made a comment that he had this is making it had to do. Are you wearing some kind of a girdle or something. Lifts your rear end. Is that it oh my god. They tried to pull the phone out the window. Is she there now. No she threw yes. She's here but again and he doesn't wanna talk. Talk to me. You don't wanna talk you. What happens steve. What happened was they. The ad was put in a in a paper that bud dickman put used a picture a silhouette picture of her with her rear end sticking up in the air and that's fine and and the ad said i you know bobby dooley's released defends her as it was supposed to say that was supposed to say bobby doing defend high rear end. What can you if i ask at this particular juncture. What people are talking about general no oh you've been going on here. General here is what is bobby was on the show last week. I remember talking about her rear end right now. It's talking about her higher-end right. Yeah i remember that <hes> apparently a lot of people were given a crap about it on facebook and twitter so she took out a facebook ad saying that bobby duly successfully defends her high rear end and bud put the word ass instead and and had the silhouette shot that she approved yeah she approved the silhouette shot herself from the side that showed the butter the uh-huh but up in the year now that's all well and good until just now you gotta talk about sports so it was an orthopedic girdle it was it was an orthopedic lift curdle so she's calling me all kinds of names here. I've had to restrain her. Look at steve. I don't want anything going on in that car. Okay assault got the father. I never been so humiliated in my life that i wear an orthopedic ass lift not what they said. Thank you guys can't be fighting over the phone. Stop fighting over the phone. You're gonna get into an accident right there. You said the word right there. You talk about mister dooley like honey p. Put on girdle here you honey. She put on a girdle. It was an orthopedic gas lift orthopedic nick what is this is. This for women who have fallen asked to go to the doctor. I'm gonna kick your on break it up. He's making a joke out of it. There's nothing to laugh at laughing. I said for any woman has an acid crashed talking about crash deaths again because if he is he was crappy off henry studio. No you don't no you. Don't you guys hit straight home. We're talking to just go ahead into a breakdown film. No i'm just letting people below what they're listening to listen to the world famous phil hendrie show and abomination bobby. Would you keep it just down to a roar while we get this out. This is the world famous amos filling ratio. We're talking to bobby and steve duly coming back from butner lake finally with you. Finally we had a great time. We spent the suburb you know and we bring in the sunshine which is more than i can say for a lot of us flat bobby darling and <music> every k. me to sing this guy and that's what we did steve. I believe i'll be on my way because you're jealous. Because you didn't sing in the sunshine will ever love you the cost of loves to here <music> price. You're asking i'm gonna sing in the sunshine everyday <music> kidding thing in the sunshine then you can blow it out your ad. Ah you get your jollies out okay you each morning what is going on with you. I don't know i'm very disappointed my husband in the film henry show the thing you want me to do you don't put him and by the way mr earley was wearing an orthopedic cash. Lift fuck me. It'd be honey. I'm gonna do i'm. I'm doing a phone used to go anyway. That was at the heart and the soul of it. Wow so there's obviously header pride i oh i don't blame them for being angry. I don't either to be honest with you. That's something that you don't know. Woman wants to be revealed but she said put in. Any copy weren't emphasize it affected. I told them i got high ass. What is this anyway. You know what are we. What is this anyway. I mean what kind of a jackass stupid ad is is that place and why did bobby even care bobby. You know why because you know she eats. Everyone knows he's got a high rear end and when she said it people were checking it until yeah facebook sand blasting at her so she defended by taking it out on facebook she took an ad out on facebook and she sent me to copy said here's a profile picture me. It's kinda silhouette and say this is about doing a high rear in and then you put high why is because of an orthopedic girl and that's the whole thing that's what went south it went south on that by okay and the greatest joy that i've had this entire year spending the summer here or there are we. Are we going on yet but we're still leaving the city kitty still leaving the to the village. We're still leaving the village of of butner. We're not even we've been in the car for thirty minutes. How big is butler village. It's quite extensive but i'm just going. I wanted to circle will be back to the phil hendrie show right after less. This is not but steve austin college. Football has officially arrived. There's big matchups this week to get this season underway one place has you covered to get you right in on all the action but online dot a._g. Sign up today for a free account and claim your fifty percent. Welcome welcome bonus starting thursday night. It's u._c._l._a. At cincinnati was cincinnati favored by three and a battle between state rivals. We have utah at b._y._u. With utah tall favored by five and then on saturday afternoon it's organ at auburn with auburn favored by three that should be a great game visit bet online dot a._g. Ah shut up for your free account that line dot a._g. Your own loud sportsbook experts mattress firm. Lee sale ends monday. Get a king matches for the price of a queen wean or clean for a twin for a savings of up to six hundred dollars plus. Get a free adjustable base. When you spend just four nine thousand nine and friday through monday kit beauty rest queen mattress for just just ninety nine dollars visit mattressfirm dot com or a store near you for the best deal of the season only at mattress firm offer bell qualifying match offer available in store alita while supplies last restrictions apply to participate in digital cash dot com slash sale in brockton cupcakes. Dom tom bakery brockton cupcakes chocolate vanilla strawberry the best cupcake you ever had brockton cupcake. They know what they're doing. One thing i can't stand one thing i can't emma. I'll take over here on my brother hank. He can't stand people that don't know what they're doing. When it comes back cupcake any fool fool can screw a cupcake up what it takes a real artist to make a brockton cupcake brockton cupcakes they make them raisin cupcakes two yeah they make it all like donuts no do i like coolers. No cake no pie. I despise it cupcakes man. That's where i live and that's where i'll make my stand and that's where i'll die by brother will fall on a sword a cook cook sword in brockton cupcakes rock. Does cupcakes are in downtown swizzle wait. When are you going to get the back of your neck active fixed or whatever is making you. It's cupcake not cupcake raw foods food cupcakes. <hes> it's just a mcelroy on <hes>. I'm going to be doing so in the play by play if it ever does get on the air of the bill maher academy <hes> slaughterhouse this coming fall along with jack. I gagged her and everything well anyway. One of the ways that you'll be able to hear <hes> belmar academy football games is if do you have bass stage past the phil hendrie show website. That's the only way you're going to be able to hear the football games because you have to have a stage pass okay and you have again at full henry show dot com. It's show dot com. You're gonna subscription for a year or guess ascriptin for a month or guess description for like two years or three or i guess ten years. If you want you should set a record. That'd be really cool. Why don't you set a record. The longest description the filling ratio a website like twenty years you know and everything you know oh so anyway go still show dot com and get subscription because then with a backstage pass you're going to go. You can go on the chat. You can watch the saturday cinema you can watch the live streaming show on sunday night and now exciting belmar academy slaughterhouse football first game tear the seventh you know and i hope i hope they had this computer fixed by him. Join jack idir and justin mcelroy for all the play by play action of belmar academy slaughterhouse high school football coming this fall yeah world-famous phil emery show filagree show dot com and and thank you very much justin mcelroy for coming on and giving a plug to the website the world famous filler show website and exciting bill maher kademi football general. I believe that when i see it they've got to get things fixed around here. First of all phillies <hes> you're looking at a brand new <hes>. We're gonna get this week. I hopefully we're going to have this. Listen time for a bill mark enemy football. I don't know man and what we're talking about. Here is either. It's a live stream of the show or we'll have downloads either. You'll get belmar kademi football in all of its exciting <hes> totality from the rusty pelican in redondo beach california. It is chris norton joining us now. Chris has started producing reducing or is now in the started producing or is now planning on producing a brand new adult film called fear the relaxing dead and chris joining joining us on a newsmaker line tonight from from redondo beach chris good evening. I agree a good evening missouri. What did you say good grief bing yeah getting talking good evening. I heard him say good evening. Chris a new movie <hes> called we get to the question go ahead. It's called for their lesson. Dad <hes> chris. Are you making mainstream this. Is this going to be shown in a theater district stupid video or what is it either professionally made. I heard what you were saying. I heard what you were saying. These are professionally made adult films that featured the top law topnotch top of the line adult film actors from bobby. I'm producing three-game. Reggae was one of the top adult film actors also todd top adult film producer and stuff like that stuff like that stuff. Deep is a g._a._a._p. You know tells you boy especially. Was you know his specialty in what when he was an actor yeah yeah i mean well. I mean you have to understand <hes> the lake <hes> lindsay slick bob me. You know what about your name chris. Norton tame is westwood. All oh yeah. I forgot forget second. We haven't heard the name rexrod rexrod recently. We haven't heard what we haven't heard. Your name. Recently associated these movies because i haven't been granny's movies okay. My stage name is restaurant. I approve of the name the chris gordon. Why don't you produce rexroad well. I mean i want people know who i got. Am i supposed to be on am. I supposed to be an anonymous not anonymous not as many and notice that the adult film world. I want people want your parents to now. Do you not necessarily my parents but i want people who have known me from the rusty pelicano who i am like steve steep legion david dooley and all you guys are bouncers and get a blister cocktail bliss around here. What does a cocktail blister told me misery. You're talking about chick. That's pushing cocktails yeah. I'm talking about a cocktail waitress well. It has some respect. Why don't you god damn have a cocktail blister. Henry's the one who told me all about yeah i did something i learned from my sister years ago all right. Let's talk about this. Film feared the relaxing dead dead. This is a comedy yeah. It's a little bit of a tongue in cheek but when we say a ton and shake that means there's going to be as excuse me as great great. What is the point. You gotta talk to us about the movie. I i'm sorry it was great but the movie being tongue in cheek. It features the guys that are going. You know they're going. They're tons termeer yeah. That's what we say is tongue-in-cheek and he do it. Just all yeah. I don't know why don't you clean it up a little bit well. How do you want me to say it all right so it features anal incas in it. Oh my god battery. I'm gonna i'm gonna be out in the hallway vomiting all over your new carpeting. I'm sorry but that's what he's talking about. Yeah yeah <hes> hurts don't it. Hey man. I don't want any violence. That was you know. We just heard duly car. If you don't mind i heard all that was pretty wicked fight so it's tongue in cheek. It's a comedy real. What is it fear the relaxing dead yeah feel relaxing dead and basically what it is is telling cheek and features school it features goals is lobby who are awakened from the you know they go staggering about but they also need to just chill and so after they stagger about the day they they go to apartment or condominium and hop in the sack and now we got to the hot hot ash and you know you telling me i gotta look at ghouls <music>. Samis man definitely talk about man. What do you think i'm talking about so you got zombies. Sticking their tongues of each other you see how he laughs and you encourage it chris. I didn't tell all i'm telling you about this or henry said he wanted to know about the latest movie on chancellor relaxing dead dead y'all sphere them all right so the zombies go out. I've got it does he's gone all day long stagger around around. Are they eating people yeah they are but we don't show that oh no you wouldn't let us show that instead you show zombies with tons of each other's amos's christ autocratic. God damn great here. You said i don't wanna i don't even wanna see my movie now. Yeah no kidding well. I hope not so you have this movie and then zombies staggering around and they are eating people but at the end of the day they go find a condominium for where we're talking about the film i shot the film in portland art which are really really lucky to get <hes> st wins condo is pretty. It's got a condo down there. We use condo and we shot a lot in the streets of poor vallarta and we had a great makeup artist which <hes> lizzie rudin and her crew came in and made up the goal of facts and so they're staggering around standing around or eating people and then what what happens is at the end of the day then they go and they go to like a condo or apartment. You know zombies apartments. Well no not what ah phil what i'm asking a logical question. I think you're asking a question. You don't have to talk good. You're gonna do i. I heard that sir let me let me say i'll be out yeah because in our in the concept of our film the ghouls are all yeah. You know i mean they're. They're reading and then but then yeah they they go to the cats. The one is not apartment. They you know they go inside strip and eat. It's what they eat. Ash is that it yeah so that's fear the relaxing dead. That's fair lesson debt. It's a film about zombies eating each other's asses. I mean i don't know man. If you're going to get one person was see that. Let me tell you something man we got. I told told you that lindsey route. We got <hes>. We got bunny shelf-life funny shelf life. What that's henry come on man. What's that supposed to mean. He's got an ass like a shelf so don't miss it folks wait. Wait wait wait and then we also and and plus we do we have and we all have can't the pool sitter. She's back for another round in a crystal in production. He's back any bullshitters back for another round of new orleans. Blows is production you know and also bought me. I mean what would what would a chris. Norton film be without bob meet. You wanna be sarcastic. Mr bob bob me in eh demand above me. Demand bob made. No one cares about well. Who did you hire bob me. No one cares about him but i think he's always gotta be star star all right so <hes> fear the relaxing dead folks and this is going to be available on d._v._d. And not in the theaters or anything oh man it's not gonna goal. So what are we gonna do with the pussycat theater and a bunch of dudes and overcoats going yeah. I don't think so man going straight to d._v._d. Just in time for halloween oh great so i'm gonna rent grant help you buy it yeah going by fear the relaxing dead and what zombies eat eat butthole. You know something that's all. I want to draw the line or i'm going to have to go and find a utensil in the garage. Something that cut sweet maybe and then heads roll there. You go <music> again this time the ball out man because he talks to people start talking about violence about our time to bow. Take out man tend to bow out chris good luck with your film fear. The relaxing did <hes>. It'll be available win again. We hope it's available in time for halloween. I'm sorry if the better you know. I think it's very sassy. It's gonna be very hot. You know it's gotta be hottest health. Forgive me. I don't see see how it's going to be hot. If you make affects like i gotta that fear the walking dead and these are zombies with the guts hanging out right yeah. It's it's authentic horror movie by best angle so zombies with their guts hanging out at each other's asses. What is the problem flip then. I don't know if anybody's gonna wanna rent that or by that. It is a comedy though right part of comedy but the scenes hot. I'll tell you what's hot about watching watching two cats phil relax someone gets. Ill compressed right away so worry about it. Okay a cold compress. What's hot about twos of these guts hanging out with their faces shoved at each team. It's very you take everything that is beautiful is really big ugly and i think that i that i resent is one of the reasons why i don't really like come on your show any more. 'cause you make bill ugly. We try to bring world. Oh yeah you're trying to break beauty this. We'll do the world man you got to his guts hanging out the heads bowed open open and they got their noses up. Each other's rear ends she. Hey you don't know until you try to. What is that supposed to mean. I mean when i met much. Don't get to see it. I will have nothing to do with this film. What's that cold compress. Don't need that but give it to barter. I'll take good luck with the film. Whatever whatever your name is this crystalline. I'm sorry yes chris. Good luck with the selm. I think it's a stiff right out of the gate. You're out of your mind. Thank you well one of the things. I probably by cell phone us. Norton's always bill. Thank you very much chris norton. Thank you bobby and steve duly and thank you all for hanging with us. We're back. She's our back. We're back with oliver glory here. Frisk norton's fear the relaxing dead famous fill every so from the alpha civic go in southern california executive bruce by phil hendrie reincorporated needed. All rights reserved on podcast one. Don't forget we're back here. We have our friday night. Chat coming up on friday whether that's on facebook live or not. I don't know it is probably still be in facebook live. I'm sorry folks we were premature. We are putting in a new video rig here the old studio and then we are having our satiety early cinema. It's gonna be a beautiful thing. Mattress firm liberty sale ends monday. Get a king mattress for the price of a queen or clean for a twin for a savings of up to six hundred dollars plus. Get a free adjustable base. When you spend just four nine thousand nine friday through monday beautyrest queen mattress for just ninety nine dollars visit mattressfirm dot com or a store near you for the best deal of the season only at mattress firm offer belt with a mattress offer available in store only while expressway proficient apply out of participation often mattressfirm dot com slash sale lows is here to help froze put more toward their bottom lines special labor day savings and what you need to get the job done like forty dollars off your choice of a dewalt twenty volt max drill or twelve volt max impact driver featuring to waltz all new twelve volt battery platform now now just ninety nine dollars and whether updating property or building new homes save up to fifteen percent off select custom windows and doors whatever the day whatever the job do it right for less start with lowe's offers valid through nine one was only a._p. News is sponsored by a._d._t. Real protection is professionally installed smart smart home security backed by twenty four seven monitoring our team will help you customize a system for your home including video doorbells indoor and outdoor cameras smart locks and dan lights that could be controlled from the a._t. App or the sound of your voice you can even help keep your loved one safe on the go with location sharing driving activity alerts and an emergency s._o._s. so espen through the a._d._t. Go app that's a._d._t. Real protection a radio news. I'm rita fall. Oh lay it looks like an unwelcome. Guest will arrive for the long labor day holiday weekend. Hurricane dorian is heading toward the southeast u._s. But where exactly glee is a popular says the national hurricane center jack bevan before computer bottles this morning range all the way from southern florida peninsula all the way up to the florida georgia border sure and right now. It's just too soon to try to pin down which areas most threatened south florida residents sabrina arose says she's ready. She's got the essentials to to ride out the storm wind lots of waters sandwich meats and that scared at south florida. We see hurricanes all the time she talked to w._s._v._n. Tv dorian stop wins right now al about eighty five miles per hour but forecasters say that could ramp up to one hundred ten miles an hour or more as the storm approaches the u._s. dorgan's expected to hit the mainland late sunday or early monday the aaa says too. Many drivers are running red lights with traffic tragic results. The the number of people killed by red light runners higher than it's been in ten years a._p. Correspondent matt small in an effort to reverse the trend the aaa recommend strivers should prepare to a stop is the entrance intersection tapping the brakes while approaching a light to warn other drivers of a possible stop. The group also suggests drivers.

bobby darling Steve chris norton henry facebook phil hendrie twitter butler lake Chris dewalt butner Norton football mister dooley lowe margaret obama pluto
Episode #1347: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

00:00 sec | 1 year ago

Episode #1347: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Hi, it's Phil Hendrie. And before we start the show. I just want to remind you that you can get a subscription to our website, which gives you access to thirty five thousand hours plus of our material, and we are finally we got Stoneys. Oh, Stony stint. So I hope you didn't throw that in the garbage. Like, you did the first one. I didn't throw it in the garbage Margaret. Yeah. Did sell it. Like how to put up with you fill. All right. And I'm sorry. I apologize Stony. We're gonna make sure that Phil doesn't take the thumb drive and wipe with it. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's what I'm gonna do fail. You think it's valuable material flow? We're gonna have our Los Angeles archives. Brand new Los Angeles material will be looting in. We've got more Miami material to load in and this is the best quality stuff that we can possibly find for you. That is out there on a variable. And it's going to be on our website, very soon. We of course, already have thirty five thousand plus hours as I was mentioning of classic audio from our syndicated show some stuff for Miami. If you've got an hour from Minneapolis and do have anything from Atlanta, you ought to get to get your act together on a letter. I think we actually have a. An hour to of tape from Atlanta. We'll find out since the Super Bowl is the Super Bowl right now. Ladies and gentlemen. But it doesn't matter. Does it? No, it doesn't because this is again, we're live on a Sunday Night Live on a Sunday night. And it'll be download on Monday. Right. Exact. So having settled of that get backstage pass subscription to our website for a month or for a year. And you also get our Henry family home movies. You get. Yeah. What else that's about? It isn't it? No. You get the family homeowners get the video archives? You get our all of our press releases. You get all of our TV and radio interviews that we've done, you know, the TV pilots we've done. Okay. What a New England just score. Yes. Because I'm looking at the girlfriend Giselle and. Well, no, they're down New England's down on the one yard line. I thought you said you work out of you're right. You're right. You're right. So yeah, thanks a lot folks. Watching the game at all there. He is he's in for the touchdown. He. Anyway. So join us here at Fillon reshow dot com. It's filling we show dot com and stay tuned because we're about to draw another name another name. Hopefully, there's title winner in our day at the races contest. From March thirtieth are luxury suite at center, Anita. The world famous fill in reshow from the Pacific go here in southern California. This is general Kaelin Shaw. I'm Robert Leonard. Your bud Dickman yet. Say it. But. Because I'm doing it and doing the three different things at once. What are you doing man picks putting it or news copy? Anyway, he's bud Dickman and welcome to the program, folks. So here's what's going to be happening here in just a few seconds, man. We are going to well fill is going to be drawing. Another name in the day at the racists contests that we're having here at Phil Hendrie, show dot com. We have random dot org. Do and there's three hundred and fourteen names of people that actually the way you get into this contest as you head to have you had to have registered with us. On a Friday night chat by just giving us your name. And then our good friend. Jeff Baker Baker and bozeman would put you on the B S P map as is curated by. Yes, it's curated by Mr Baker, right? And then we have this entire list of folks, which we can show you. I don't have how many of you guys. You know, we'll do is. If you're watching us and fill TV or I should say on TV in HD here is what it looks like their data way better way better. We don't have to look at not that I mind looking at you fill but you've been away. Yeah. You're right. I was in the way. Now, again, we don't mind looking at you for very long. I'm just kidding. So here it is here is the list of the folks everybody sitting down as of just a couple of minutes ago. Jane tells me that our most recent name that we drew Greg Casteel. Who had turns out was great Scott has not responded to us. And again, I don't know. Maybe these cats are favorite around a baby. Maybe he's in country. Maybe he's in Afghanistan. Oh my God. What if he's one of our soldiers Nambisan ended up be, well, what am I supposed to do man? You know, why don't you can you can you call? Hey, can't call you Jack. Paul call. Who man why don't you contact the department of defense? I'm only kidding. Well, Greg wherever you are. I love you, man. But we gotta move on. We got to move on with our lives. So what we're going to do right now. Is you see here the random generated there went through three hundred and fourteen keep your eye on this little generator here the bottom? Bright says true random number generator when I hit this. We're gonna come up with a number, and then we will go over to. Yes film. We'll go over to the list, which is right here. And then most scroll down the list and come up with another name of someone someone who isn't home and doesn't remember doesn't of us from Adam yen won't clo-. Exactly. Thank you very much for that vote of confidence. Here we go. The number is one fifty one there. It is right there in the purple band one fifty one. Now, let me I'll do it. Thank you. I'll just go right over here to the list, and we will now find number one fifty one and whoever number fifty number number that can we come on. And do it. I'm going to do it. Whoever is number one number number. Yes. Number one, fifty one. Why then you'll be the one that ignores us and doesn't call us for a week. Are you ready? Yes, come on. Oh my God. Feels all you look like you had elect the is bugged out. Like, there was something genetic. It looked a little genetic Phil. That's nice one fifty one. All right, fine. Number one. Fifty one is Jeff Kennedy? Well, isn't that sexy? I hope that's the guy's real name. And that's so Jeff Kennedy is the winner, and Jeff we're going to give you three hours to get in touch with us or you're in the dirt. No, I've no he is not now, Jeff we'll give you a few. I don't know what we'll give you a couple of days. Like, we gave Greg man. Yeah. Get smaller and smaller and smaller now, like your brain, man, like my breath, your brain. So Jeff Kennedy, you the man the man of the bastard plan, you the cat. That is the winner of the drawing here on the world famous fill injury show. No, you know, had to do is go over here to our chat and see if there's anybody Jeff Kennedy, Jeff Kennedy. We'll just keep on drawn names until we, you know. Yeah. We'll just keep on drawing names until the day before. And then we'll draw name from guy who's in Russia, and it'll turn out he can make it because he has his own private jet. Yes. He has his own private jet, and he'll fly and say, oh, there's no problem. Phil, and he'll be an oligarch. Oh christ. Yeah. It'd be indicted for conspiracy where you get outta here. Anyway, I think it's fun. And we're giving everybody a shot. How about that? Don't you think? That's cool. I think we're giving everybody the shot we're giving everybody the big shot. So it's a groupie thing. And I think I saw that guy's name. Oh, yes. Sure. Phil. I swear I think I saw that guy's name one night. We were doing the chat. Jeff Kennedy is the winner. Let's get back over to the game. You know, there was a very interesting article about heaven, can wait the Warren Beatty film and the quarterback in that film was named Tom Jared and this quarterback is Jared, whatever the what's his name is things Jared it's Jared Goff Jared Goff. And so if you can sort of fake fake yourself. If you watch heaven can wait, you can think that the movie. What's the point of that? I don't the author was trying to suck up to all. It was built pledge keys. Yes, they'll crash the times right and Bill wrote this article, he interviewed Warren, Beatty and Beattie said something along the lines of it's kind of kooky. It's wack while he was, you know, putting more cream cheese and a bagel who the hell knows. And I think it was just a coup to be able to get Warren Beatty on the phone Bill. So. Did you laugh at nothing? I'd folks thank you for joining us here. We've got a couple of kind of an unusual requests from Robert green from Frazier foods, you know, Robert. Was with us last week. We also by the way, have Ted bell was going to be back on here with the discussion about Donald Trump. Ted bell claims that Donald Trump's real desire isn't so much for a border wall. He wants to go to Mars now. I think he'd want to what he what? That that Donald Trump's real vanity project is to go to Mars to Mars, right general. Yes. I can hear you Margaret. All right. You said you couldn't understand me. It's difficult. It's a weird thing. Yes. It's weird. It's very way. But Donald Trump is, you know, once a signature issue. All right. A signature Margaret we knock it off with that. I want to make sure that you jokers understanding. Do you understand? Yes. You do you. Yeah. You. Yes. All right. A signature excuse me a city. Take a simple water. All I have is this rut, gut ginger beer that ain't rotgut. That's Q. Oh, we'll Excu Q. You mean Q and on? No, it's the name of the ginger beer. Very good. Now, then come on. No what I was going to say is simply this Donald Trump wants the signature issue. And according to Ted Bill that's a mission to the planet Mars now. I don't know sounds like some real monkey up stuff to me. You're trying to tell me that those monkeys at Basha wanna put a man on Mars. Donald Trump does. All right. Well, we'll talk to. We'll talk about that forthcoming here on the world famous Phil Hendrie show. But first, let's go over to a Robert Greene from Frazier foods Bob joining us. This all started, by the way, interestingly enough, it started with a couple of posts on social media by Bob Greene. Having to do with kind of calling out. I would say Chris Norton and Bob Greene joins us on our newsmaker line right now from Winnipeg California, Bob, how are you, sir? Thanks for having me on such late notice to tell me what you called. I felt that I was on your program last year. You may not remember, but I was on your program last year. And I was telling you about a. You know, the fact that a lot of people laugh at this identity bachelorette parties. Yeah. You hit your own record machine. I am a machine. Do. I got you guys. Don't remember. It seemed to remember this ring. All right. And I did it. I do it fully clothed, you do it. Yeah. That's right. You dance it bachelorette put his now. Do you get a lot of gigs? Hold on before. I answer that. Why would you ask me that question? Bob. You're not what one would consider to be classically sexy. Okay. Let's stop right there who then forgive me. I'm sorry. I feel just gave me some of that. What similar Q by God, Philip? I'm not the one Belgian into a microphone, well, I don't mean to built into a microphone. I don't mean to belch into a microphone. Alright. But you gave me the queue you gave her the cute at work. It's the name of the ginger beer. So Robert, I don't understand. I don't either. So Robert, you're telling me that you are you're dancing bachelorette parties bachelorette parties, where's the? Where's the, but you got to touch it? Yeah. Yeah. You want to music dance to the strip strip to. I don't strip. Okay. What that made very clear. I don't strip, but you're gonna bachelorette party at bachelorette parties. Yes. How if you don't mind me ask you about how many of these jobs? Have you gotten the point is I'm not going to answer that because I don't think I should here. Here's my point the point is the fact that I actually get people to hire me the dance. How do you know the hiring you to dance because they think it's funny. All right. You know, fill the proof in the pudding. I am you are what look pow. Do you dance it bachelorette parties? No, you don't. I do. Thank you. I win down. But. I hear Mr. green. Right there. Now, you remember this? I remember this jackass jackass. Yeah. So what I do. I wear a three piece suit. It's all that's why I get hired because it's family friendly. Okay. So you don't get naked. Of course. I did for the young ladies. And here's the music. And I just of move around the room. I don't do a lot of motion with arms it's mostly identified by feet, you dance with your feet, but like the river Dench slum, not like the river dance guy. No. It's American dancing. But I just I try to keep it very compact. I try to keep it very humble and modest. I know how good I am Robert. I I can't believe this. So you dance it bachelorette parties with this music. That's right classic. I wish this is technically this trip, but I'm not stripping. So you're not you're taking your clothes off or move at the end, I removed by jacket and swinging over my head the whole reason why I'm bringing this up is because I was listening to Chris darnold talking on your show the other day, Phil about east sexy thing, you know, he's he's sexy or some kind of a deal. Yeah. Chris Norton at believes in the power of his sexuality to the point where he claims he slept with so many thousands of women. He does he does he has his own adult filled company called Norton splits. Is this the guy knowing what he's called Rexrod Rex which of course, pronounces H rretz? Rod. This is the guy who talks about his his sesame peo- is. So whatever the hell it is. Well, I this is why you know, I asked to speak with him. And I he's gonna join us. Yeah. You just called it on hold. Okay. If you don't know who the guy is what do you mean you wanted to talk to him the guy is on talking about sex. I forgot it was the same guy that does that whole, you know. Yeah. Norton's blowed steel. So you're aware that Robert wants to interview you. By more of that. I'm very good. And I appreciate now. If I got this message late that you want to interview me because you're saying, and I'm not really all that familiar with you. But you're saying that you are more set fessed up than me is that is essentially do I do I actually have that. True. Do I actually have that? I would say that's true. I I'm not saying that I'm saying just as sexy as you. And then I am challenging you on the on the basis of your claim that, you know, you're all Mr. sakes because that's all I've been here at about. Yeah. But you're not aware that Chris does movies. I didn't know it was the same guy. No. I'd heard about Norton slowed. Did you do, you know, why did you know whom? I did you know my name was did. I know who your name was. I mean, did you know by name? I I knew you were crisp Norton. It's Martin right. No, sir. It's Chris is Chris Norton. Not morten. Oh, Chris Barton. Yeah. No, I absolutely knew of your reputation. I didn't know exactly what your your name was Bob wants to interview Chris. And this is a very interesting. You want to interview him? Why I wanna interview Chris because I want to find out exactly just how sexy he really is. And I Bob green even though I'm the CEO of a grocery store chain. I believe that. I am every bit as sexy and design, you know, it desirable women, and as I mentioned Chris identified bachelorette parties. Well, I heard you know, you go on. Yeah. Dude. I heard that music. I don't know. I don't wanna say I mean, I'm not too. I don't wanna be physical or nothing. But the music you were playing do you get the bachelorette parties, though, these women all do they had are there men? I mean, I know the girls that get married got a man, but to the rest of them. Okay. What does that? Well, I think we know what it's supposed to Maine. In other words, you're dancing in front of he he's saying if you're dancing in front of undesirable women, I take it from me. How many women are really hot? Okay. Was that mean, take it from you what what credentials do you? I mean, what credentials friend? I'll just I'll just tell you this much. I am considered to be a catch. Even though I'm five foot five, and I I don't I'm not exactly above you. You're on the show last week talking about your hair system. Right right there. I have a hair system. Everybody tells me bald. Okay, now now, I know you are you're the guy with the hair system. And you keep saying, you got hair. I got here. It's by hair. That's a hair system. Yeah. That's what I hear system. Is you got your own hair? Call hair system. It's a what a hair schism here system. It's called a hair system because those of us who have hair wanna have a hair. System. It's not because you're ball. 'cause I'm ball. 'cause you're 'cause you're bald. I'm not both. That's the whole thing. I'm trying to say. Louis the whole purpose of this phone call today, a second tired of these people disrespecting guys like be identified. Excellent party. I got a hair system this guy here thinks he's Mr. sack get all. They're always focus sexually span will the sexiest band issue was the the actor interest Elba. Believe right now, what makes him fame certain type. Okay. This is certain type of guy. I mean, I'm never going to be voted sexiest guy him bother you in. Hell no, it doesn't. I don't care. I mean, it's who who makes decisions who makes the decisions anyway. Just jumping on for a second. Go ahead. I made I believe that. I would probably be voted if you know, if I had the PR machine behind me, you know, if I made enough phone call, and I dropped a in few. If you the right here, you know. But I mean that so you're you're thinking, Chris you could be like on people magazine's sexiest men. Oh, I think if I had the PR machine of a major studio. Well, okay. If you can that I can. But I'm getting a little tired of the fact that because I'm five foot five with a hair system. I can't be considered. Just a sexy dance at bachelorette parties, you said that you did. And I believe you. But I'm just saying I, you know, anybody could Dan the bachelorette party if the women are are desperate enough. Wow. And that's not such an insult. That's I mean, I suppose you could say I think it's a little bit of an insult to see that women are desperate. Gonna hire a guy who's going to hire. Bob green. Let me let me just interview. I this is what I wanted to do. Chris. Like, I say, I'm in my late forties. I'm five foot five. I I've made out of money. I'm very successful businessman. And I as I said, I'm dancing bachelorette parties. Do you really dance it bachelorette, plural? Parties bachelorette Pearl parties at bachelorette parties. Yes. I just got done telling you. Well, I mean, how many how many dance you know, what I'm not gonna I'm that's business information. I don't want to give away. Let's see that right there, man. I identify at bachelorette parties. All right. So you probably pay them. No. I don't pay them. Mr. you know, you can impugn me. All you want. I'm gonna ask you Chris. I gotta hear system you got hair. What's the difference? You wear to pay. No. I do not know. I do not. What do you mean by here says them? It's my hair. Is it a system because it's a system of it being on my head? Okay. If people had just seen video you somebody sent me on my on my phone where you are you looking at your ball, not bald. I have a hair system. It turns out that there are days when the hair system looks like that, and they're days when the hair system doesn't come on. All you, not bald. No, I'm not, and I and again, just because the guy doesn't look like he's got quote, unquote hair. Doesn't mean he's bald. They hear system is going to be what the hair. System's going to be you know, you guys can laugh all you want. Are you wanted to interview? All right. So I'm saying I got here you got. All right. You got here schism. Yeah. I gotta his system identity bachelorette parties, do you? I mean, I don't really do too much because I generally if I did I would probably get mobbed. You know, what I would probably get mobbed. I'd probably suffocated with just how many women are just you know, all over me. Okay. Sure. You know, you ask me. Have you been educated or to the win the mob? You. The women. Enjoy what I do. And Bob, you're dancing around the room in three piece suit. I kick off my co never mind. I do you write for you. You gadgets parties, you got your own hair? Now, you make adult films right there. I do I make videos of me and my girlfriend. She aware that. Yes, she is. Don't worry about it. I'm not, but those are not commercially available. If I make them commercially available. Can I ask you a question? Okay. What's this going to be about just how tall is your girlfriend? Okay. So that's that's a great question. You're you're you guys videos, you and your girlfriend has that. That's correct. Yes. And you say you could sell them without question. Okay. How tall is your girlfriend put ten five five? Yeah. Here we go. Gary, I knew it. Here we go. You can't you know, you guys have no magic nation of your five five. All right. So this an adult film out there not yet. But you could put out there of you at five foot five and your girlfriend had five ten. I don't I don't mean to be you know, I don't mean to be bad about it. You just talk about scanned up there. You're going Mimi. You're very nervous. Aren't you know, I'm not nervous? I'm in mean. I'm trying to think of how you're what I got scared. Okay. Thinking you on on a torrent a porn movie at five five. Now. Here's the big question. Do you got you know, you got what it takes? I mean, do I got what it takes? You got the. Got the goods he's that is asking have I got in other words, you might bring the might bring in the lumber. You know, something I'm five on me on you. Let's right. Be quiet but throughout. It is very big. Why you qualify that? Because. Yeah. If I was six foot tall would probably. Okay, bob. You let yourself in for this. Didn't you know that when you called up, and you said you wanted to interview Chris Norton? I wanted I wanted a fair interview this guy who called himself sexy. Well, what what do you care, whether you're sexy or not because I've had I've had it up to here with people saying I sexually harass women that I'm some kind of a little creep all this stuff. When I busted up the caravan music, and I'm dancing on the other thing that I do, and they should we not only do we make our own porn movies me and my girlfriend, but I haven't as I read an escort service you run an escort service. That's right. I failed to women to escort them around town. I mean, how how much you charge? How much is that is that what you do pay them? Well that an escort service, technically. Yes, it is. I said, look, here's some money. Let me escort you. That's basically what you do a manager. All my God, you're treating them you're treating them as if they're prostitutes. Why are you out of your mind, none of them? They're all professional women. So how does this work? You you pay them. I say to them. Hi, I understand you're going to function est week. I'd like to take you to it. And they'll say, you know, most of the time. It's okay. But then I say, but you know, what I think I'll pay you. Anyway, I'll pay you. Anyway, what is the stay with you Henry? That's exactly what I say don't they get offended by that. I explained to them. There's no ulterior motive, I'm running an escort service. And I want to get it up to speed and get it up and running. So let me pay you, and I'll take you out to the to your function. And they so why why turn you down? They all they all say. Yes. I have they all said, yes. Yeah. Boy. Well, have they? Almost all of them almost all of them almost all the mess. A- seven even though they're getting paid say no because because they get put off by shows like Henry's that make fun of short guys and the hare system. When I told him, I got a hair system. And I and they give me the chance to explain their fine. But when I say, I've got a hair system, and let me explain a lot of them, you know, not a lot. But a few few them just just blow it off. Right. So I mean blow it off. What what are we doing here, man? We're talking to Chris Norton. I'm just telling you guys that the next time you bring this Chris Norton on and he's talking about how sexy is remember that you talked to Bob green. What is that supposed to be think about it? Misery doesn't let nobody hang up. You can't hang up. You can't hang up. You you go when we say you go, oh, really watch this. No, you're still there till they're what you're still there. Got Bob given. We'll we'll hang up being on infill. All right, Bob. Listen will hang up on you. Hold on. I'm hanging up iron hanging up. I get to hang up. Lis? Let me hang up. Please. Let me hit Bob green. By the way. Chris went to. Thank you for joining us on short notice. Right. Having to do it. But if that dude he's got he's got a couple of screw loose. Yeah. He's got a couple of screws. All right. Thanks a lot, man. And by the way, my Chris Norton Robert green here on the world famous Fillon ratio. Now, what a boy did you start off in a Bank with that one. What was the purpose of that? He's been bugging assault, bud. Vid. Caller all weeks in. Yeah. Yeah. This guy. Chris norton. I'm Bob green green. And with green run as a cold Frazier foods. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with Frazier foods in any way. I happen thinking, I got just bust. Sesame peels? He does. And so he wanted to come on and interview, well that wasn't much of an interview and he came off sounding like a complete dunderheads. Now talking about what he's five foot phase girlfriends five ten, but you know, something that guy's loaded is a lot of money. So what does that got to do with anything? I'm just saying that maybe, you know, look, Margaret, oh, you're denying that some women don't want to have some comfort in their lives. I'm not denying that. But you're making it sound as if only has money so naturally, he'll have a woman. Well, I mean, come on, you don't you don't think? So. Well, I mean, what is that garrison or you don't think? So if I do Margaret, look, I wanna ask you a question. I don't mean to be offensive when you met Frank weren't you impressed with the fact that he was turning and a producer. I most certainly was not you weren't. No. I was not. I was impressed with his sense of humor. His ready wit the way. He could he had facts at his fingertips. What kind of facts did he have his fingertips? He the stock price is I don't know the daily news. So nothing about Frank's money nothing about his position. No, I did not I did not marry Frank because he was a producer at you didn't I he was. In shope. You did. No, I didn't. Obviously you married him. Because you loved him. I understand that. But that didn't play into it didn't play into what the fact that guy was a producer at entertainment lawyer. Frank had an office. You guys know this story, we played leapfrog. Yeah. Don't say it, bud. We played leapfrog, and I wasn't wearing underwear. Okay. Now. I know why he married you. Why did you marry him? Oh my God. He married me. Because he got got to look at the early morning. Do you really, you know, something feel if you are a little bit shorter and you with the host of the show. Okay. But you know, you just said it. No. I didn't. Yes. You did. No. I did not know. No. All right. She didn't say, okay. Thank you. I'm Margaret grey. We'll be right back. Ted bell is going to talk about this here about. Donald Trump's real vanity project. It is not the wall. It's landing on Mars here in the world famous Fillon ratio. Phil Hendrie show brought to you by pert lease books and tapes common in for a Cup of coffee. Listen to the great music read our books, take a look at our magazines to lie. We even have a couple of books on tape. And we've even got some signs, you can read we've got all kinds of different products for you to enjoy at Burnley's, books and tapes Mondays Farley's, books and tapes. Hi, I'm Bill Klecko. Join me for Klecko talk. We talk about everything that's bothering you people places things stuff that gets on your nerves. I'm Bill Klecko. I've been getting on people's nerves for the last thirty one years. So I know all about it. What you tell me all about it. Tell me what's bothering you. Okay. Maybe I can come up with something that bugs, you even more. And it'll make you forget the stuff that's bugging you. Now. See what I mean? I'm Bill Cliquot. God is he bothered people? Fillon ratio. The New England Patriots winners of the world's championship. Football. Patriots win thirteen to three. Oh, you're hearing this money. She already know that. And I'm trying to remember how many Super Bowls is this for the New England Patriots day are now they've won more than anybody else at like sis- six. Yeah. I think the picture that is the world's record when they've won more than any other team. So wow, man, greatest football franchise history. Wouldn't you say general there's no question of they won more world championships? They've been in more Super Bowls. They've been more national football championship games over the last whatever it spent nine years. However, there was an interesting statistic. Well years Phil rain on someone's parade. No. But there's an interesting statistic, and it is numbers of NFL championships, not Super Bowls, but total championship because because the Super Bowl is quite simply the championship of the NFL Jerry Brady and Edelman or like lip lock and going. Yeah. No. They're not next break it up Leah thought it that way to kidding around. Don't kid that way, bud. Jillian Edelman and Tom Brady were a heartfelt brotherly hug. Bill Belichick there. The the Super Bowl represents the championship of the National Football League. That's correct. Yes. Okay. What's your point? My point is simply this the New England Patriots have not learned the most NFL championships. The most NFL championships. I think have been won by the Green Bay Packers. One summer the neighborhood of thirteen or fourteen. I don't understand the Super Bowl as it is constituted the game. We know as the Super Bowl started in nineteen January nineteen sixty seven okay. That pitted. The NFL in the NFL those two leagues became the NFC in the AFC conference in the National Football League. So the what we're the world's championship football. And that goes back before the Super Bowl. Yeah. Goes way that you're kidding. No nineteen twenty was the first year of the National Football League. So. Yeah. It'll be one hundred years old. So that's going back. A lot of years. Frank. You know, get disenfranchise have information on this. I was talking to Frank earlier Frank gray Phil, and he had some information on the early early championships. All right, Frank, Frank gray. What is this Franko you at the the harpsichord recital? What he invited me over? Harpsichord tutti Brown bergh's, very dear friend of ours. I couldn't make it so Franks there. She's pretty good right now. I gotta move into another room Frank. We're talking about the NFL. And we're talking about the numbers of championships. Won by teams. I I wouldn't watch by understanding is the New England Patriots. Just. Yeah. The pictures just one well that would be their six I think Super Bowl, and how many who has the most NFL championships. Well, the Green Bay Packers have won thirteen. They they won nine NFL championships pre merger and they won force Super Bowls. So they they technically and this not all of this was with. Jin-sam body. No just about the not all of it was with Vince Lombardi before they they had a curly. Lambeau. And she won probably curly. Lambeau. I think one the lion share of how many Vince Lombardi win, Vince Lombardi won. He won two super when three plus two equals. What five? Yeah. Five. So that leaves? Yeah. That lays thirteen eight and curly. Lambeau she, you know, people should be kissing curly. Lambeau rear end. She did it all. But Lombardi she gets her ask guest. Graphic like that who's getting graphic? I'm talking about getting I'm talking about her getting her has kiss 'cause you in a figurative sense. 'cause she the the football, right? Okay. Well, I don't know was an all curly. Lambeau was different coaches. I my my understanding curly. Lambeau. And I currently Lamba was a hell of a guy. She was fantastic. She got the name curly because obviously her hair wish, you know. She was oh, man. But she had curly hair that came down over her shoulders and sometimes in the summertime she lived grow the middle of her back talking about I'm talking about curly. Are you are you people listening to me like you're saying that the football coach name curly? Lambeau let the hair grow to the middle of his Beth. Oh, no, no. I'm talking about. I'm sorry. I talking about Robert plant you remember? Yeah. I remember he was in the in the Led Zeppelin. Yeah. Yeah. No, currently lambo. She was the football coach of the Green Bay pack pack. Her and she coached them to nine or six. Okay. But the point being the Green Bay Packers won thirteen. Yes. Thirteen four for Super Bowls and nine pre merger National Football League championships. Now another point. Thank you very much Frank gray. That's the second time you've cut Franco market. I gotta get going. Thank you very much Frank. So congratulations to the New England Patriots. But which I believe this is their sixth. Probably got that wrong. But look it up. I will. So the patriots have six six six Super Bowl wins. How many league championships six six league chat? Well, now, wait a minute. Didn't they win the American football league championship? I don't know general well doesn't that count? It doesn't count as an NFL championship. It counts as an American football league championship. Don't the records from the old AFL. Aren't they valid? Yes. They are except for the. Yes, they're valid. All right. Then why isn't the AFL championship? Well, wait a minute. Let me see. I don't even know if the. Yeah, they won one. Ha. So that's seven league championships. No, it ain't man. No. They're not counting the AFL championship as one of their league. We're talking about NFL championships, which represents the world's championship football. And if you're talking about the world's championship football New England has one six and so they don't count the AFL. No can come to your because that that wasn't world champion even the right? They did count. They they counted the records when they merged the leagues they counted. The F L records. The whole thing. Sounds bogus to me. Well, it would general you just trying to stir it up. Let's get our good friend. Ted bell on the line before I flipped by lid. Joining us from Beverly Hills on this well Super Bowl night. Find out about. If you're not doing Beverly yellow, and you're flowing, you're pulling it bad. We just wonderful New England Patriots championship win here. And you know, come on in. You celebrate the winter the patriots lost. Why would they celebrate this? This is LA. Why would they celebrate that good question? Ted bell joining us from tens of Emily heels. Imagine ram fans are well it's been so long as we had a team in his town. I forget who the hell are supposed to be rooting for around here. You know, you know, congratulations. Thanks joy. Thanks see later that are leaving. Please tell me you don't know the money the money to worry about it. In fact, little join. Hey joy. How you doing? Don't forget. Yeah. Julia's me, wouldn't you like to know? So well attended so Beverly Hills doomed to business. Oh, yeah. Oh, you could biz SuperBowl Sunday as the doing the patriots won the game. And you wanted to talk about Trump. Yeah. We did have a chance to talk about it. Oh, yeah. Okay. Let me. Hey, Jerry, you handle the door a Rudy. I feel Henry, hey, how you doing? How are you doing some mud doing some business tonight? What I wanted to know what you handle the door. I'm gonna talk to fill handle the door. I'm in the bar. I know it, but I can't. I really gonna come over here. Let me go to buy office. Just yeah. I'm gonna be in here candy. I'm gonna be in the office. Okay. So you can see it. So yeah feel. I'm glad you called back. So we can talk about this. This is the first time I've ever talked to you. Yeah. You go into the office and try to find a quiet place while I don't like talking about, you know, look, Donald Trump is a friend of mine, but I like to keep things non political understand. There's no need to. All right. So Ted President Trump as you know, his had his ups and downs in his pitfalls with this wall. But you claimed last week to me, and we were supposed to talk about it. But we got into how much toilet paper. My listeners are using. Yeah. And that was very valuable conversation might have been. But that's not why I wanted to have you on the show. All right. But I would again reiterate did you get my Email, by the way, I sent it to. But. Yeah, you gotta Email here. Please remind listeners about a toilet paper. Yeah. If you wouldn't mind. Okay, man. You know, I'll do it in my own good time. When is that going to be a folks if you go to Ted don't use a lot of toilet paper? Deal. Man, ten is really that much of a big thing. I mean, these guys are taking the toilet paper. And why you know, it's like they need a hold of white with these just and then Ted if that's your problem that I suggest that you not let any my listeners in. Well, if they again, I gotta it your listeners from we talked about this last week with the vest. Okay. Sorry. I brought it up now onto the Mars mission Mars mission. Will you swing the door? Shut swing the door to loud out there. Okay. I'm on the I'm on with Phil Hendrie on his podcast. I'm on with Phil Henry on his just close the door. God almighty, nobody can close it to hold on from phil-. Ted Bill with us from tens of Beverly Hills. We're talking talking to him just loving, but he what again. You guys take your break when you are because the park take your break. Phil what is going on with this? But I don't think sittings free. I'm fine. Hold on take that that that that and get it outta here. That's all garbage get it out. It's what it's a customer. What? L if these passed out waking up. Okay, Phil, I'm said, so what I was gonna tell you about last week is I had a couple of conversations with the president over the wall, and he was very frustrated president win that two weeks ago, and he was very frustrated. And he said, you know, he said, basically, I'm getting know, I'm becoming a laughing-stock with his thing. I'm getting my rear end handed to me by this Pelosi. And you know, the president doesn't like to be made to look like a jump. And you know, and he asked me point blank. Do. I look and my looking like a champ. I said, yeah, you know, oh, you told him that you're on. Of course. I mean, you know, I said you look like a real chump change. So I said to him. I whatever happened to you. Go into Mars, and he said, I'm not going to go to Mars. That's right you, but you wanted to send a man mission. And he said, yeah, that's right. And I said right there is what you had to emphasize the last two years of your, you know, your administration. You see what I'm saying? Instead of the wall a mission to Mars. Yes. And he said to me that's not a bad idea to Trump, sipc. Wait, let me just finish. Because mine ahead gone. Yeah. That's not a bad idea. So the last I heard he was gonna go back to the White House, and he was going to put together a plan, you know, for the state of the union where he's gonna talk about everybody thinks he's gonna talk about the world and he's gonna spring. He's gonna go. Yeah. Bet you thought it was going to talk about the wall. We'll guess what? No. I wanna go to Mars, and let me tell you him fill people will put him in a nut hatch for sure then what are you talking about? Just a second. What are you talking about? Hold on. Hold on Ted. Are you sure that they're gonna put him in a booby? He says. Yeah. You thought it was going to talk about the, well, let's go to Mars. What what do you put them in a booby? Hatch isn't that a bit extreme let a as they say is that whiplash. Well, no, not really the way. He I told him the position it was. He does his state of the union. Hey, you know in the president how you doing the state of the union fantastic. And you know, we're getting. Under control at the border. And I got something even better. I know a lot of you thought that I was gonna talk about the wall. But you know, what here's something even better than the wall. Something that I think get protect our country, far more valuable you, but anything that the wall can do I Donald Trump. And of course, I'm you know, I told him to put this in his words, this perceive it, okay, I Donald Trump do hereby declare just like Kennedy. Did he said we're gonna go to the moon by the end of this decade? We're going to send a man to the moon and bring them back safely by the end of this decade. So I said Trump. We're going to send a guy to Mars and bring him back. So republi send more than one got. We'll probably like three guys to Mars and bring them back safely when we can cause. I don't know how long it's gonna take. That's what he says. Well, yeah, we're to that effect words to that effect. What is it? Would you guys? Like, you're talking to some mental midget or something. Yeah. But you talk about he's to say we. He's going to say we sent a Mars and everybody expected the wall. I said you'll get up there. And you say I thought you guys knew that I was going to talk about the wall. Well, guess what? I'm not gonna I got a whole new idea. That's going to be fantastic. Your rub it you'll be all over me like white on rice. When you hear the details. We're going to Mars. Get a Stanford. Let sexy. Well, yes. A space mission is sexy. It's also fraught with. Unknowns. It's also expensive, of course. Expensive by building walls expensive. This is going to be even more expensive sending Amanda Mars is going to be more expensive than the wool will. But it's something people will want to do far more than they wanted to obviously, the world's popular. Okay. Brooklyn Trump gets up there and says, ladies and gentlemen, you know, what I decided that we're fine at the border. I've got a far bigger project for America is we'll be my signature project. This will this'll be the one. I hang my head on this'll be the one that I hang my if I wore a hat on that I will forever. Be known for. Guess what we're going to marries? I told him to say it just like that. Okay. Just like what like you're just gonna go into more. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Because people become I wonder what he's talking about. Ladies and gentlemen, if I got it for you. This is going to be fantastic here. It comes. They look and they're still name. Joe name is now grabbing the Super Bowl trophy giving it to the players to kiss. This is kind of a weird. These players are putting their spit get Lucchino over it and get kiss it. Then another guys kiss is going to be on it. Yeah. That's healthy. Listen to me or you're watching name. I'm sorry. We just look at the the trophy. There's cronk hausky. And there's a Big Joe Nemeth. Phil you remember seeing Joe Nathan Super Bowl three. Yeah. It was a fantastic performance. Okay. Thanks very much. What do we we? Wait. Sorry. Sorry. So go ahead. I'm saying what Trump does he gets up there. And he goes. Yeah. You know, listen. So you found it was going to talk about the wall. We'll guess what? This isn't about the wall. Guess what we're gonna do? I Donald Trump now commit this country to something. It's never done before. No other presidents, but able to do it, but I'm going to do it. We're going to. Mile just like that. Because you have to emphasize that we're going to mall Harz. What's the problem? Ted. That sounds ridiculous. What wait a minute. Wait, a minute Trump needs something that's going to get people's minds off the wall. He doesn't have to go into a hearts every just goes. We're going to Mars people go did he say Mars? They won't get it. They're not going to say that they're gonna go. Wow. Mars. Yeah. Well, maybe that I do kinda understand the Ted saying, you gotta go to Mars, you know? Yeah. Because a lot of people tell a moonshot, but if you say Mars, what are you gonna moonshot Bill on the moon? Like going to the moon at all. It's I understand Roberts fan. People say we're gonna Mars got the outer space mission. We haven't done one of those in a long time. What are you talking about Senate stuff in space all the time? I mean, a manned mission doesn't make any difference. But if you say, you know, we're gonna go and we're gonna land a man on Mars people. Okay. But if you say we're gonna land a man on is my. Doc off Ted. So you're gonna scream at I'm telling the president. I Donald Trump now commit America to a mission. Chaka what you were just talking about that movie active violence. That's good. The presence should say I commit this country to a mission to Mars. But now, you're kidding. Got sort of. But not really sort of really. All right. Well, look, Ted. Oh, yeah. Okay. Here we go. This is where Phil tell me, you know, that's nice kit tech. You know, Pat me on my head Pat me on the ass semi down the road with a chocolate bar and bodily Yoohoo. Now, we're just seeing is far fetched enough without him standing there. Going mars. I don't know how you're going to get Trump. But he went for Iraq, the idea of carrying you Donald Trump instead of building the wall sends us sends us to Mars, well that makes sense. I think in the overall and years to come people will say there's the guy that sent us to Mars being funny. I don't think I'm being funny. I think. Well, she's twenty talking about. Turnabouts be whacked out. Oh, so you think we're nuts? I think there's a lot of mental illness rotating around that, man. Yes. All right. Well, good luck with that. And you guys have you know, are you talking anymore, but it talked to the president. But I can't have them in the restaurant. I told you I don't like having Trump in the restaurant because it bothers people they see him and they get creeped out. So I talked to on the phone, but I told him I said, you gotta do it like that you have to say we're gonna go to. And he's doing what are you and hit? I said Mr President if you don't say it like that people will just kind of blow it off and think it's no big deal Mars. But if you say. It's a big deal. I can tell you guys you can tell that. We think what that you think that? I I got a screw loose that. I'm missing a chromosome pretty much. Yeah. I'd say so yeah. What a bunch of assholes, man. Ted. From fifteen minutes the goddamn door and the puck and doors. Ted Ted bell has been our special. Guests sponsor the Phil Hendrie show. Wigan pick. We want to put on the young. Your. What by meeting? Like that. This. That's what I think. Some ramadan. You know, what that's not? I think it's a good read Ted needs a doctor needs ahead. Dr. Hansel he sounded like he was really busy is to be honest with that ain't my job famous fill every show executive produced by me. Phil Henry for separate incorporated. All rights reserved on podcast one. Congratulations to Jeff Kennedy. Jeff kennedy. We've drawn Jeff's name, and we will be trying to reach Jeff here over the next forty eight hours or so to get him onboard man to be with us at our race day. Phil can't give this away. And nobody's home, man. And we do have BSP's all over the world. You see? Check and see Jane has. Bush's looking it up. Why is she? Jeff kennedy. Congratulations, and we will be sending you an Email shortly, brother. Congratulations to the England Patriots. Right. Winners of soup the Super Bowl.

Ted Ted bell Brooklyn Trump Frank gray Phil Phil Hendrie Chris Norton Phil Henry Robert Jeff Kennedy Chris National Football League Bob green Bob New England Patriots Frank Bob Greg Casteel Ted Bill
Episode #1441: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

00:00 sec | 1 year ago

Episode #1441: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Pluto TV the leading free. Streaming television service watch over one hundred channels thousands of movies. Yes. Yes. Yes, we've heard this before, they'll, we know how great TV is one hundred different channels over a thousand movies. Get more than one hundred channels plumbing. More than one hundred channels was more than one hundred channels is probably more than one hundred. What are you talking about? Do you ever said Mr. I'm right though? Right. Essentially yet, buds, right? There are more than one hundred channels. There are thousands of movies on demand. All completely free. Hold on TV never asked for credit card. That's right. They never asked for a credit card. You don't even need to set up to watch free. That's how free this thing is well, Pluto TV is, it's the easy and completely legal way to watch your favorite TV shows movies. Yeah, I know. But what are you waiting for? Why are we stay around here stretching, as you know, I don't like the term scratch, we'll to what are you waiting for head on over right now? And download Pluto TV okay. Never pay for TV again. You can download Pluto TV for free and all of your favorite devices now. Do it on apple TV a Spar TV. Roku, I'll do it Roku. Amazon. Fire TV PlayStation. Yes. And anywhere that you stream your television when I said, stream know. So anyway, folks, Pluto TV is leading free. Streaming television service watch over one hundred TV channels and thousands of movies on demand all for free. No credit card needed. No sign up. We already said this part. I know what I'm saying it again. Okay. Sir. Again. All right. No sign up, Pluto, TV's, the easy and completely legal way to watch your favorite TV shows in hit movies. So what are you waiting for it, never pay for TV again? Download Pluto TV for free on all of your favorite devices today to day day. Yeah. Thing is Phil Henry. Sentinel show, feature Larry Wilbur his mother glory, revert, and Chris Mortensen, Chris Moore has been Preston Preston to service, but Gloria contacted him earlier. Gloria contact Chris Norton. Yeah. About what else got it has to do with something that Larry's Phil. Just don't ask don't ask your gets. It'd be better if you don't ask just better. Okay. And then we have our creative is going to join us. Art is gonna wait on phenomenon. That is hit the news recently, it's not a phenomenon. It's been around for a while. And that's called the drum, these drones like a robot plane or something like that. Yeah. It's not a robot didn't go. Yeah. Yeah. You know, no one says that it does general general. I think we understand that the robot. You're referring to less than space or something tiff. No, I know that when you say robot a lot of people might think of Android, or humanoid. No, I mean, it's, it's a plane. Okay. Phillip to put God y'all civilly you did Philadelphia. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's superman. Anyway. He sometimes you guys just talked to hear yourselves talk, you know, maybe, so we're going to have on the show today. Art, Griego, boy, Phil just cyanide me thought it was kind of him sign on don't ever sign me. Fill. You do that. Phil, phil. Oh, I'm sorry that you were thought it was Robert, what's that about? No, I never mind man. I'm but we had a crazy pre show film was fooling around with the you hit the mic. They're a hit it again. Sorry. Excuse me. Phil was fooling around with the printer and the printer fooled around with Phil. That's a great way of putting it feel funny. Go ahead and mess with the printer. Well, guess what? It messed with him back. Yeah. Well, now we don't have what we do have the printer. I just need to get paid for it. I do. Yeah. Generally works. Yeah, that's fine. So we have on the show today as I mentioned. Larry Grover is mother, Gloria Grover. We also have Chris aren't we have art Griego who's he talking about drones? And there was an article today about a drone service that will provide you with McDonald's. Now, this, I gotta see this is this is did bring the dose to you doesn't sit. What's the point of that money? Well, yes. E- hits, I guess it is worth money. Hell, yeah. It's I think I you know how bad do you need McDonald's? Or maybe it isn't maybe it's making it more far out than it should be. I mean, maybe it's an easy thing to load up a drone and it lands in your front. Whatever the hell Tom bigger, these things it could could be. You can't land a Denson's. What it? So I don't like the idea of these drones flying around out there. And also they're going to be having the transportation. Yeah. I think they're going to have drones little flyer as places for Kennett friend. Why? Because I'll tell you, why, you know, all of those things those I it's new technologies that have to fail. So they could improve them. How'd you like to be the guy who's rear into sitting in that thing? Would it goes plummeting to earth home? Are you kidding me or so wait a minute, bud goes plummeting to earth care, but it fails plummets to earth explodes on contact and the guy says, oh well we certainly learned a lot. From that, you know, it used to be bad, and they all days. But we've improved drawn technology all it did was all it took was to burn up general Galen show, and one of his friends that fiery flow band. I don't think it's going to happen that way general. Yeah. How do you know are you going to be in a drone? No. Then that's how we know it's not going to happen. But you know what essentially, it's a good point point did has got to be at least one guy. I don't think it doesn't do any good to say. Well, I'm going to be the one who burns alive in a draw. The other is it's through though general you're right. I mean all technologies have to have their, their bumps in their their, their grinds. I didn't mean to say bumps grinds. But what you mean? All right. Oh you did. What does he mean? He doesn't mean bump and grind like. Don't. Oh, god. Gerald would happen. He's he thrusts his hips. At me, ended this what you're the one that talked about. So I just would hey you don't do that, please. I don't put to see you thrusting your hips. Okay, so qisas Margaret, you should there. But you go home and Frank doesn't hold just goes walking around the kitchen going. Hey hey now. Oh my God. He did a rotation of the hips flex knock it off. Please. We don't mind the I haven't seen it general. But the idea of is making me sick. Oh. Is that right? So I can't get out and do a little bit of a hoochie COO. Who'd she COO? Yeah. You know, you used to do this, and that, but now you jive Turkey. Wow. Well, well knock it off. So we've got coming up here on the show, the inimitable art, Greg, with the whole drone thing, man here on the world famous Phil Emery show. And a first off, let's talk to art. Let's talk to Larry Grover I think Larry and his mother are they home? They watching television right now or something, I don't know. I wanted to ask you guys a glorious, if Gloria's there, could you turn the TV down a little bit, try very a lot of times you're coming down. But then he wants to tend up because he wants to know the made news. If it gets too loud, for us to communicate that so Stanley. But I'll turn it down. Then Larry comes over and goes what, what's the latest in, in, in the news, you know? Say that, okay? Well, I'm just telling you that I don't come over isn't in the middle of the phone, call and say, sometimes you do. Yes. In the middle of me talking to Mr. Henry, I'll stop and I'll walk over and say, please, turn it up. I want to know the news of the day, you say better than that. You don't guy wanting to d d d always mother. I understand I don't think that has to be an issue here too, that you guys because we just want to talk specifically. I know that Larry, the thing that interested me, you told me that you were bringing Chris Norton non I. I'm a I'm a mother. I hope to become a grandmother again. You know, I have the four girls Cindy, Cassidy Swayze in sweet sweet in sweet Tanner name is earn. Who are we talking about your daughter's? Oh, Jesus Cassidy, Karen Kilgallen lay named one of his daughters after the late newspaper columnist who died of a drug overdose. Go ahead. Oh, come on mother for giving you I happen to it by her. Yes. In life Dorsey Kilgallen. What about it? You gotta be kidding me. She drug overdose. Yeah, I didn't know that I used to watch your on to tell the truth. Be Kilgallen was a real piece of work, Larry names, one of his done to her. We got Cassidy Karen, Kilgallen and Katharina Bank, we call her cat. Yeah. Can't, you know, mother were not quite as formal as you. I've got the four granddaughters. And I loved him dearly, but I'd like one more. And I hoped. And I prayed varies I only said he's only town and God bless Larry with four beautiful daughters that he apparently just let walk out of his life because he was too busy trying to get Clinton. Impeach. I see the girls. You know, you see your kids, right? Well, how often do you see them? Larry don't you have visitation that girl don't grown up now? But yet when they were still living with their mother saw them once a month. I mean they forgot sake filling up in Santa Cruz. All right. Well, that's something the court to, but I guess better late than ever. Don't think so what a gay. Okay, so we got an established. Let this go down memory lane on child support, Doug Johnston port, and talking about visitation. Whatever. So what are you talking about? Blowing about another grant is grandkid. You want. I'd love it. Mary would provide me with another grandchild. And that's why I'm being ready specific here today. Bringing on Chris Norton. And thank you for taking my phone coke. We'll I was interested to know. Now is Chris, their Christmas supposed to be called a man. We asked but about that leave for his phone call come in now. Yes, you do that. But and. Boy, oh boy, already so. But you're waiting for it. Yeah. Okay. Gloria what about it? All right. But he give but a hard time he's waiting for the phone call. Okay. But when I said, buddy, waiting for the code was. Yeah, I don't know. He just mother is very short with people that are not perfect she she loves the perfect person. And I think that's one of the reasons why she's disappointed with me because I have been playing. I'm disappointed with you because you're let you look. I don't mind you lay down some more. I don't mind getting involved in politics, but you're weird. You're weird. What about, you know setting fire to the sheet tip? You have sex with a woman. Let's talk about that. I don't want to talk about that all that is very, very private. We're here to you. Still haven't told us why we're here. I'm going to tell you able to get. Head out of his, his. Okay. I'll tell you what we'll do what get him now. Okay. We've got Chris Norton. All right. Feel to me. I think is there a bed or anything so can lay in what's the problem? Over the you were all over the map there for a minute. Chris Thornton a Chris Christie here in the studio right now. Until we still cutting a couple of things through what we opted to do. I told you we had a, there's a snake in the Bush and. What he's shanked. I hate Chris. It's Larry Grover. Did I call them in time? Yeah. You what are you talking about? On cutting snake there's this thing going to Bush. That's not the name that you should said. Snake in the Bush had led to see me. Is there a thing in the Bush you're? What is wrong with you people that, we're here to talk about something specific having to do with Larry? And you've gotta get a plug in for one of your movies. I think it's only normal normal normal or boy, he's nervous kiss. You never tell you know, I'm not I'm just waiting to get back to the in bay, but whenever I can help you with. Is there any way you can get out of the studio and not really very we're working late tonight? I know we do have the studio we have to have the move on. You know it Chris, you you play that all the time. I'm talking to Kris. Okay. You play. That means that you put of your take. Yeah. I mean you have to have the right kind of move music if you're going to have, you know, if a woman is going to be Thessaly. First of all, women are naturally subtly aroused by me. So you don't have to play you play music for thick because you don't really need it. Not really. No. I can I generally am Thessaly women noticed that there's a sense energy. I got it. Here anymore about that or two. So why do we have your, Chris, I think they wanted me to advise them? Mary has Larry's expressed in a traction to San Sanders. Other no having you. Yes, I have. Yes, I have. And she was fired today. She was not fired. She quit. Okay. Feel whatever you state. What is this? She's she's fired. Lauren O come on. You're trying to me that after all of the antics after all of the vine swinging that went on in that press briefing room, that's very wrong. Because blinds when you apologize for that. Let's knock that stuff off all of this stuff that, that she did. And she admitted she lied, and it's hard to believe she was fired. I don't send she was fired. Why would Trump Trump likes the fact that she was if you'll pardon the expression pardon the use of the big word prevaricating prevaricate, my bear, my bare glistening, rear end prevaricate? What, what does that mean mother? Prevaricate. Hold on, Chris. We'll get to you the minutes it means to lie. And, and I think it's wrong very wrong that she stood up there in lied. I don't want to get into the whole thing. I thought you got Chris Morton on here for a reason because you froze interests in insert centers. I know look Nonni taste, Chris, you and I have never met I understand that. You're very free wheeling with your sexual appetites. I, I am as well. I'm not like you. I don't just bed any woman. I'm very, very particular. She needs to have a good religious foundation is gonna take long because I want to go and get a Cup of putting I just bought the. Yeah. It's gonna take a long time mother. Oh, my feel very looked at me with horrible. Meteoroid smith. Everyone. Calm. Down, Gloria be polite. Okay. He he went yet. Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. But I'm saying that I have a moral code I by sanding as you said, Florida, your bed, or some, I set fire to my been your mother's dead that after you have. I don't set fire I have a young lady deposit, her underwear all those items of clothing that could have been soiled, or otherwise have touched a part of the body that is impure, and that can be perceived as a sin or an affront to God. So then once we have sexual relations or the kind of relations, I can take the underwear and pour gasoline just burn it. So it's not offending God any longer. Larry can I see something? No. You may not because I'm not done yet. Going to put you down. I know what you, she see, I cut you off at the pass their Phil. That's fantastic. Big brother and good for you lay. You want me to give him for his brownie, brownie point mom mom used to copy. All right. Mother. It's called a brownie pied on this. You don't wanna brownie. I don't wanna Brown. That's what you spent how you stand mother when you did that. That's how. Oh, I never touched him. He did on purpose. What happened? I bang my own nets. Again. Am I going to be allowed to leave here? You know what, let's turn this into the Bobby and Steve, duly show. K. Oh my God. You think I'm married to my mother. That was uncalled for the knock it off. You guys with the hitting him and stuff. Him. I did that myself Mr. entering the why did you do that? I bet you thought that what you just said, was so late and you decided to punish yourself for it, right? Yeah. Exactly. All right. Chris, I enjoy this slurry Grover, so Solares. He's interested in Sarah Sanders. I want Ren children. I don't think there's a snow boast Hanson hill that Larry would ever get next to Sarah Sanders, number one. She's married. I know she's buried mother. I know she's married but you know what? She may be very unhappy. And I there's nothing wrong with seeing a woman is attractive. I think Larry, if you're going to be attracted to woman, it might his boat might as well be a woman this available. I if I could hit Chris, I wanna hear you take on this. Larry. I know you know about sex, Chris, but what do you know about the normal courtship, you know, to normal Grisham? I probably I mean, I'm I was going to give you advice on the on the kind of conic condom that you should wear. What kind of rubber rubbers in different? Testers. Anything? What are you talking about that? Did you? Did you say you want to have a grand a grandkid I do? But I don't think I oh my God. You're not it. No, I don't wanna grandchild. From says Sanders Beth one thing, so he should pay. You know, there are different rubbers to wear is the likelihood of me having sex with Sarah Sanders, connect to earth is something that's very likely. Well, if it's likely, then why are we talking about this because they asked me likely, Larry gets around and conservative circles. And, and again, she's a happily married woman. Yes. But she's under the influence of Trump which means she made. I bet she cheats on her husband. That's that's. Let's not go there. Okay. I'm just too bad. It can it really is too bad that we can't. Well we're not going to go there. I think she mother. You heard what Mr. Henry said? Louder than the Calgary stampede in a Friday night. All right. Gloria if I got a kick you off the air, I will. Lori Grover and Chris Norton, and Larry Grover about the very unlikely event eventuality that Larry would have a date with, and settle down within Mary. Sarah Sanders is already married, and I it's beyond my imaginings here. Mother felt because they're sure running afoul of the White House cheated of the White House, man. Do you think she did? I think it's possible that she was can by Trump. I think Chrisitan Trump wanted her out. I think he wanted someone who is a bit more. I think Trump is a hope Hicks kind of a guy and I think he, but he, he wants to maintain the loyalty of people, I think he told Sarah Sarah, I love you. And you've been fantastic. Now I gotta get someone in there that, that got one eye looking in one direction. And that's that's really wrong. But I do think that's possible. No, I don't. What, what are you talking about? You think Donald Trump has grown tired of looking at has grown tired of looking at Sarah Sanders? I hope he has probably not a bad way of doing it, and everything, Chris, they'll get I think he has. And I think he said, how do I get her outta here? So I can get myself a real good looking Mahad. I'm Donald Trump. I'm only associated with the hub is letting women. You know what even for a guy like Trump who is shell. It was against. I don't know that his disloyalty runs that that deep. He also has Kellyanne Conway, if we want to get into start judging women's looks around here, which I don't want to do, so we're not going to do it. I suppose somebody could make the argument, there's all kinds of women and Trump score, but. Like, who Kim on Kellyanne Conway and Sarah said, everyone is, you know, other wanna watch around here today he won't say it. Fan everyone else. Are you happy? Mother for God's sake. I said it say an air RIA. Ria women in the Tremp orbit is a piece. What are you get frustrated? There's no chance to Larry is going to have a relationship with Sarah Sanders. Is that right? That's right. That's right. There's no chance at all. And how do you know because I know. Nation anything Phil thinks he can read tea leaves until you're right now, but any amount of money you on it, you'll never have a relationship with Sarah Sanders. She's married. And even if she wasn't what Larry how is she gonna find you? Where are you gonna find each other excuse me? But I get into Washington DC at least twice a year. I love to go to the correspondence stack. They have breakfast. And then they had the. But. Ever went to the correspondence breath. Guess what? Are you talking about the what the breakfast? I go to the correspondent snack. Let the fucking a Gloria please. What are you talking about? Larry on can I can I get back to hold on? What did you have Chris come in here for crazy advice on Larry? You don't think you'll ever. Hook up with Harrison mill. I do not never. Give him some advice anyway. On the drawbacks to that. I'm sorry. Larry your mom. Okay. Go ahead. While I'm asking you to come in here on I'm still trying to like I said, I want to add it down. You, you do a Bush if you thought a snake within it, and what, what is this, a new movie or something? I haven't heard this one, it's a brand new when I shot it with Bob. He's gonna be retiring. So I shot this with teddy. Who is a Ted? He'll he'll, you know, Hetty petty. You. I don't watch a lot of porn, but what I do see of it. I've never heard of this. Oh, kid. E. E L. Oh, yeah. He's phenomenal. He's, he's piece. A freak of nature is what he is pretty much. So you've got him in one of your movies were shouldn't film called you, you, you, you'd love Bush thoughts nave. He was within it. Within gloria. I'm trying. So let's get back to this conversation. What can Chris do for Larry Grahahan? Chris. Give him a. Like I said, are certain different different rubbers you could wear or you mean condoms, condoms, you go here. If you wanna marry actually have with her Joe going to have to say, yeah, I want to have with you. I was saying to Larry, if he won if he wanted to half their she's going to have to say. Yeah, I want to have with you. Tell him tell him that it's, it's wrong and not to go anywhere near it. Otherwise, you know, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. I mean that's pretty well pretty much. If you don't do it, you know, you're I what are we talking about that? If Larry if you could give Larry the sex pointers. He doesn't need sex pointers affects pointers. You want him to stay away. But I want you to give him the sex pointers to get me so grandkids that haven't got an eyebrow, staring off in outer space for Christ. Crutch mother that is so wrong Gloria, Gloria pleased. I'm sitting here with you. I'm with all you jokers trying to tell me how to get it done. How put together fits together. And I got Chris Dorton here. Mr. Mr. root Sissy says she, I mean if you want to come out with some night to villa and Larry could go to the pelican you got older too. You know, hang with me on the barstool one is Roe Conn. What would I be behind the rope anew? Yeah, you'd have to be well, I can put you on a stool. It's not just non roped and that way, you know, there's some strays that get get over the fan, you know, strays talking about women. Just kind of I mean, Bob off meet the late not delayed grade. Put tuned to be dead. I don't know if he's but he's the one who prefers them like that you can give him so he can get his mind off of having his heart shattered by serious. Sanders not wanting to have a man. I never ever felt that I had a yes, you did until Phil just tissue abuse you of it. So Chris, you. And Larry hang out that sounds like a pretty good night. I it doesn't sound good to me at all. Because all you're gonna learn from Chris Larry, and Chris with all due respect your filmmaker, you're not to or you're trying to improve your life. But the only thing you'll learn from Chris, Larry is how to not drop to your knees when the searing burning pain. Oh my God. Oh my God. Not that that's really rude. Chris come on. You have to teach this band. If you're going to teach this Ben how to get around as you do which, I don't think you'll be able to do because I just don't want that mean you don't think I can get get get as much kale. Watch your language, please saying that I can't get as much. Hey, let's watch the can't get as much stuff all. But that's what she's saying it got Chris Norton here. The guy get get more aspirin writing more. You figure get as much as riding mowers, and it, I think if he gave me the pointers, you know, how to do it look man. There's no way there's no way I can teach you how to be, as you know, how to be theft out of me. Are you kidding me or something? I mean I can give you some pointers, but it would still it would take you a whole lifetime to be able to get to be able to get packed in tight and haven't climbed repeatedly, you know. Well. You know, I don't know what you mean by that. But, but you said you wanted him get laid I do because I want grandchildren. And I want him as far away from Sarah Sanders. Plus, we get he's not going to be sleeping with Sarah Sanders. I know fill you think you've got it all down. Whether you have been doing more talking the last two times we've been on the pill, Henry show, you've been bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, mother. It's all just not blah, blah. It's like it's the glory Grover show. And here is her eunuch sun. Larry very, I've never called you a unit. I've started if you time. Yeah, that's what I mean. You know. Well, Chris, thanks so much. You got my pleasure anytime. I, I you know, I just wanted to know Chris, I mean, yeah, you're not going to get laid as much as me. What did you do? Hang up on them. No. I think I did. Anyway, where with Larry. So Larry, you've got that down. I don't even know what we've been talking about has been. It's a little Bush to Phil. That's all well, you try to get Larry of the some sex advice. So he'd go out and get have sex and give you a grandchild. And his mind is off of Sarah Sanders. And I think you've will at least have succeeded to get his mind off Saracen, is that, right? Living has never been on. I mean I find Sarah Sanders to be very attractive very attractive Larry Cup. Gimme cut me a break. We'll you list not put down of women's looks, okay? We don't even do that with you Gloria. What an asshole. You know, you to come and didn't you see it coming if that comment was a truck, I just stepped around the corner. I was looking at my mail in the end. They hit the thing grill. I I'm a spread over. That grill is any love bug in the summer in Florida. And you know what? That looks like don't you, Larry? Larry don't you? What's that? You know what a bug as fab lab blog, I thanks very much Larry and Gloria Grover for being with us here on the world famous fill in reshow consolation pay. I heard you give coach dosier doesn't split nuts. Okay. For being on the show. I'll get you to dozen spud nuts. Larry's ask. It's gigantic. The only girl he's gonna wanna be with, and we'll be right back. It's the world famous Phil Hendrie show, the world famous fill every show is brought to you by Pinocchio 's a new toothpaste, open wide here comes Pinocchio. And by quick, silver suppositories when you get to that certain age that you are having a little bit of a difficult time you can have. Well, the ninth movement Dunton dente with quicksilver, suppositories, bunghole, bakeries, get the finest pastries in cupcakes in candies and cookies at the place where it all comes together and goes right out the door to you. Bunghole bunghole, bakeries, bunghole bakeries in the zoo mall. One of the world famous fill in reshow. We're Beck here for a little commercial break. Their some went products. Week silver suppositories. David g hall. He's, he's a guy show. Jio. See selling it. Anyway. Welcome back here on the world famous Phil Hendrie show, general Gaylon Shaab, but Dickman Margaret grey along with me, Phil Hendrie. We just talked to Larry Grover and his mother, Gloria also thanks to Chris Norton. But we also tonight bring on a guy we haven't talked to in a long time, and that is art creative. Now I know he was he's still in the tub huh. Yeah. You said it was okay? I guess I did say it was okay. So why do you insist on? What am I supposed to do? If everybody is. Here's a lot of people still taking bans on your show. Yeah. Yes. Could I did hear the bubbling, okay? But just never mind when bubbling. I think they're sorting who's forty. Okay, let's get art Korea go up here on the phone line here on the world famous filling show, art. Good evening to you. Good. You're taking a bath, I was forewarned by bud. You're going to be getting to me early. But I, I don't mind because I enjoy relaxing. I go very long day. I do a lotta mechanic work on the aircraft Santa Monica. No, I understand that. Santa Monica quite a bit lately, at the airport there, because there's a lot of production houses there. Right. Production houses at an airport. I I don't really understand it myself. In other words, if you're going to do television, or film production, why you hanging away hanging around an airport. But hey, you know, I I you know, I I for me it's. You know, a great. I've been flying aircraft my entire life. I love the the business of aviation. I love being around aircraft commercial pilot at one time. Hello. Hello. We did you fly the unit in flight commercial, when we first met, you, did you know, I've been retired. Oh, I've been retired about fifteen twenty years. Okay. And you've been flying. Blanked, pro private freight service, I've been doing cash drops things like that. The, the story Larry here in. So I just called you, Larry. I've been afraid of that because why do you think we were going to call you, Larry? First of all, you're calling me Larry, now you're asking me. Why did I think you were going to call me Larry? Yeah. I mean you just said you were frayed of it. Right. But forget that till I got an answer all, these, you're the one that called me. Larry. Why should I question? All right. Then. I don't, don't answer it. Yeah. I mean, all of a sudden, I have certain trepidation, come on the field. And when you say to me, well, hey, you know, why you, you, call me, Larry and I got to forget about it. Forget about it. Okay. What trepidation? Have you got? Well, I mean you guys what am I afraid of I'm going on the air with Henry crew? And I mean it's pretty well known that when you are done to the guest. There isn't too many different ways. You haven't turned him out. And I'm sorry, I come on. Larry williams. I'm sorry. I have to put it that way, very vulgar. Well that's the way it feels. Too many different ways that we haven't turned, you out, not me. I said, certain guests will do you feel you but treated that way on this show? I have to say there have been times that I have felt like I just. I didn't know what hit me. You know, somebody finally untied me from the bedpost come on, when you Larry. Well, all right. Do you make make fun all you want? But you got me on. I love the aviation business. You want to talk to me about drones and delivering pizzas and donuts. And I didn't think bug was going to tell you, did you flip them. Otherwise gonna wanna know why I thought would be able to keep the secret until we got on the air keep secrets I am let me get some hot water in here. It's really. Can I can I just take a moment here film? Go ahead. Yeah. Oh. Feels good. Larry. I don't know if I told you or not. But we have a rule on the on the on the show. Well, hold on. Me. Do you wanna watch the language? Sorry what it feels good. What did you have a little bit of a rule, if you don't mind, not verbalizing, so loudly? The good feeling of that hot water. Okay. I'm sorry. We've sounds like you're have filled his because he thinks it sounds like you're having an orgasm or something. Are you kidding me? All I'm doing is. I'm enjoying for the one of the few times in my life. We understand that Larry, but then we're moving on. Okay. Oh, dear. I just heard some bubbles. You heard what I heard a little bit of bubbling. Right there, right there. I caught it. Like I released my broke wind man. I kinda. All right. Well, we didn't need to hear about that. The guy asked me. Okay. Never mind, I'm sorry that I asked you, Larry. So Larry on, on the show today, because Larry is in aviation expert, a former pilot I wanted to ask you about these flying drones. Okay. Right. Very unusual to have drones flying around, I guess, but, you know it's a new day. But what about the idea that these drones, delivering pizzas and delivering? Hamburgers, feel the drone itself is, is a big enough to be a passenger plane, and get it is flight the drone as, as we know it represents flight, something that was controlled from the aircraft itself by man, and then came to drill on and the drone has in my opinion. Keeping the overall experience of flight. When I was a kid Bill. If I can just. It's gonna take long as it. Hey, what did you just if you don't like general split you wanted to get out of your general? You talking to me. Yeah. Mean I'm trying to say something you're like. But you know that we're interviewing people, I know you're interviewing people. Well, general, it's dirty pool to make fun of the man. He's trying to interview this what you going again. Boy, it's Larry, Larry, Larry creates its art greedy go. I'm sorry. He's trying to interview art concerning the drones. All right. Sorry. Question Phil, what you are saying, very elegantly. I thought you were starting out to tell us how you fell in love with the aviation. Yes, I did. I fell in love with aviation a very young age. And I remember the only thing I ever wanted in this world. Phil was to be a pilot. I wanted to be a pilot I wanted to fly. Oh, man, I wanted to spread by wings it represented freedom for me, and it represented a lot of things our freedom and happiness. And also prestige, because I used to look at the guys wearing their airline, captain uniforms, going through the airports, and it was something like the throwback to the sixties, it was in the nineteen sixties when you saw guy walk into the airport and its pilot's uniform, that was a guy was skilled. And it it's a wrote a little bit the pilot's union, not as strong as it used to be lots of airlines, a lot to twenty dollar an hour job, you know. And I, I finally got out of it, I said, I can't, I can't I couldn't take it any longer, and I needed to do something I needed to feel like I was something, you know, I needed to feel like I was just something not even somebody. But some things, what do you mean something? I had a hard time. Even looking in the mirror and saying, well, what, what, what are you, you know what was that from it just because of the pilot experience? So because there went the big the big bunny pilots at the used to be because you've got because the proficient self got an a toilet. And now as if it couldn't get, as, if, if you couldn't get any worse it has gotten worse. And so it could get worse, you know. Yeah. What about it? You said, if it could get worse, it could get worse, and it has got worse. If I was trying to say you, can, I'm so nervous, Phil. Take it easy. You couldn't get you couldn't make it any worse. But yeah, you can make it work. Okay. And how has it gotten worse? It's gotten worse. I feel very self conscious. Hi. How's it gotten worse? It's kinda worse because there's donuts delivered by of air airplane. Don't you understand? I my whole life. I wanted to be a pilot. Well, let's not really in the airplane man. Yes, it is. It's got a wing when I wanted to be a pilot as a kid. I didn't imagine a day where the plane would just go ahead and take a wanted to sit there and pretend you're pilot and arthri doughnut, someone across right? So this is a very prestigious profession, the profession of, of being a pilot of flying. This is now on some pretty it's on. It's, it's skids, if you will. Margaret, and I am just trying to encourage everyone, including the people, I guess it's been with right? Well McDonald's Uber is thinking of turning these drones into of a passenger service with no pilot. I think so. Yeah, there is no there you're right. No pilot get it done. Go ahead and play. So that makes it worse. I guess not. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the guy on carlito's way. Lou bit. Do you ever see that? Yes. I saw that. Okay. The dig into the Puerto Rican. No. I thought it was very cool guy goes biz. You know, great, Larry, let's keep going. Let's move. Let's keep going. Okay. So I felt that you know flying had been just drug through the mud enough. Now we got a guy who's got a flight. That's now you gotta pilotless taxi service. You know what else can you do to the pilot how else it's like working up to any pilot in any airport at saying, boy, aren't you important? Any pilots says she thinking for noticing, and then you yank his pants down and run. That's how I feel. Yeah. Okay. What does that mean? Well, it's a little ridiculous to say you feel like you've been pants. I do. It's humiliating, and I would ask anybody whether it's pick Donald, whether it's Guber anyone that is involved in, in, in looking at the services of drones to deliver things to what, what have you people food to rethink this. Well, what should they do? Larry, if they wanted to deliver these things should, they get pilots, not gonna hire me. We need another class of pilot. We need a guy I race car drivers. And you've got guys to drive taxis. Okay. I would be a race car driver. We need a taxi service. Lou what makes you. So why are you so special you can't deliver donuts? Oh, hey, man. Don is good point. I'm going to deliver going well, it is a good point. Why wouldn't you deliver donuts if that's where the industry's going, I'm gonna tell you right now? I would fly my plane, and I would never do this. I would never ever do this, but I would fly my plane into the Pentagon. I can't watch that talk, what, what is your name again? Goodbye. You can't hang up. My name is art creator. What's that? Flying your plane into the Pentagon. I would fly my plane into the Pentagon, which I would never ever ever do. Okay. If all of a sudden, when they say to me, hey Grover here is your job now plying. Mcdonald's orders and, and, and a dozen spud nuts. Well, yes, he he'll run it is to fill. It is a little bit funny. Larry considered I don't think it would ever happen to you. All you don't you don't. Right. Because you are, as you say, a professional pilot involved in many, many other things that I can have you delivering McDonald's. You know, don't never say, never. My father used to say, never say never because I may be there in my hangar, you know, with by by Cessna or whatever, and I'm sitting I'm having a sandwich. They may walk by and say, here's a guy not doing anything. Hey, you. How about delivering a dozen crispy cream some fucking? Hey, man. Well, you know what? I'm talking about. Well, why would they say you can always tell a gun a bug off? Yeah. But the fact they would give me that kind of disrespect at that point, I have to say, excuse me, but I was a commercial pilot at one time. And they and here's what they do they go. I've heard him doing. They're very derivative, who's to say that we're talking about here pilots. Explain what we do from what I've heard them say that say, hey, hey, you. How about delivering this dozen crispy cream on a drone across town? So no, I'm Pablo real. I don't do that. You got your round of applause to the guys that smart ask. So I would just ask everyone out there then please before you order up your drone so it'll take your. Take your ass across town. Yeah. Take your ass across town to consider the pilots of the world, guys like are created when it was beautiful beautiful. What? Well we're going to wrap up the week with another guy crying. I'm not crying. I'm. Let me guess you're kidding. Yes. I was. You. You're kidding with the crying. Yeah. So are you really sad about the fact that, that, that, that really? Okay. Thanks, a lot art for nothing. Okay. Phil. Phil. Weird ass. When you hung up on him. Yeah. Just. Wasn't dead? Upset. Play this for you. Larry, the were will be delivering donuts van. All around the world, Jack. Back. You want me to go? Wrote famous filigree show to sit down and work famous fill in the show is executive produced by Phil. Henry foresee upper incorporated. All deserve good. Henry all rights reserved on podcast. One. Hear you. All never never deliver. Okay. Okay.

Chris Larry Gloria Grover Larry Grover Chris Phil Chris Norton Phil Henry Sarah Sanders Bush Larry Wilbur drug overdose McDonald Griego Chris Morton Chris Mortensen Larry williams Dorsey Kilgallen Mary Florida
Episode #1267: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

56:58 min | 2 years ago

Episode #1267: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Mm-hmm. Famous fill ratio, and let me say. Account treasurer or something, not yet Geno. This is Margaret Craig general given Sean and Dickman. Now I'm Linda, his Bill. What was your question was like west who is a contractor? He did. He did sound tad eastern European, didn't he? He's the host of a new podcast. Gonna podcast one. It's about serial killers. Yeah. What's the whole eastern European Dracula you know, which is correct pronunciation by the way. Well, you're talking about man, you call him drek hula. No, you don't call if you're making this uptick, but so I hope we got. I swear Drik hula. Yeah, I heard. On a TV show. What TV show. Did you hear that? On? Creature features get outta here, creature features, whatever drac hula Dracula the guy exists. So get a phone call for the by the way you're mispronouncing my name. He can't really be sure them just goes their Halloween. You're trying to get all vampire enough. Well, you know something. There are stranger things in heaven on earth. Then we dare think of. I'm Margaret grey. What are you talking about? I think there are a lot of things that are very possible. We're going to talk about the possible tonight and he's going to be all that spooky. We're gonna be talking first of all about, don't you have some thoughts on the Harvey. Wean seen Harvey what Weyermann not hard. That's our man. Harvey wherever I know I know at blue Harvey Weinstein, weans the, I don't know how it's pronounced, but I'm pretty sure. First of all, my husband Frank had a party object bun worth. Do you know the name. I'm afraid. I don't know what about. You know, I don't know. Jek pun worth. Well, apparently you you say you're in show businesses. Phil, what's the story? Margaret? You don't know the name, Jack bunt worth. He produced some of the anyway. Jack. What do you say? Jek bun worth put his hands all over. You. You know something, this is a deadly serious business. I understand it as it. So if Jack bun worth exists exists and he put his paws on me. Now I'm not trying to make light of the Weinstein situation. I'm certainly not trying to make light of that. I'm letting you know that while I did not have contact with Harvey Weinstein, I'm sorry. Harvey Weyermann is an attorney who is one of our contributors folks has got nothing to do. Harvey Weinstein is his name, right? I thought it was weaned steam that could be wrong. I thought it was weaned steam. You're, you're gonna get in trouble because people really pissed off the jokes are being made about this stuff. What do you mean? Your guys are going to get in trouble? You are. Dench coordin- got in trouble a lot of people late night guys getting trouble because they were trying to make gigs out of this thing. So be very, very careful. I'm not making a joke out of it. I'm talking about. I don't want to talk about the Harvey Weinstein. I wanna talk about Jack bunt worth now who is jet Butterworth the only one of the hottest producers, wow, she's nobody's heard of Jack bun worth will. Yes, people have heard of Jack Butterworth just you clowns. Haven't excuse my language. All right. All right. So we haven't right well when I was a young. All gene. All right. You know what that word means? Yes, Margaret, I do. What's it mean. Margaret? What are you trying to test us? Just because you don't French words the, we don't. I great. It means go ahead. Young in engineering down. Oh, I don't know when I was a young artist when I was a young actress in this town, trying to break in Jack bun worth was producing, why am I wasting my breath? Well, when it's your turn him in because he's dead. Oh, shit. Oh my God. Phil Hendrie is laughing at the death of a man. I'm laughing at your reaction because he's dead. Oh, like you know what? I think you are making light of this situation. I am not making light of any situation. I'm talking about my situation. No one else's on talking about Jack Butterworth. I'm talking about what I was always you knew I'm talking about him putting his paws on me, untold you about my husband, Frank, you, heaven, hell the devil. Do you get five. All right. Well, thanks very much Harding. Harding that, yeah, you're playing hard on from. You being William Redfield any welcome to our program folks. You are talking about the William Redfield, welcome to our program folks, world-famous. Phil Hendrie show here from the Pacific. Oh, it's a Sunday night. We're back and for those of, you know, just exactly what in the holy hell was happening around this joint. We had three days of fumigation. Our students literally had the termite gear guy here, right? But yeah, termite guy came any any tended to any tended to studio in a headed in. We couldn't use a studio, right? So we did the three days of best of and returned on Friday just in time to do our chat chat and give you a program. Note, there are many features that we do on our show. There is, for instance, Bob green today, buggering the grocer, yes. We also do. Of course, you know, Dr l. Kat. We do a lot of different individual features. All of those are going to be going behind our pay wall. Not that we don't love you. It's not that we don't appreciate you, but those will become available only to subscribers. This daily podcast will be, we'll continue to be a free offering, very happy to do that, but when we do, but when I'm hosting, what about the the? The great host duties and things when you're filling in? Yeah, I mean you're here. Okay. But do you do any special? I'd like to think that when I'm on the, oh my God, I was great. You're not that special. I mean, oh, I'm not wait. Wait, wait, yes, you are. But you are a fill in host so we can't really sing with general. So. What about bud but can't fill and he's, he's barely, but, but but can turn on the microphone. You your book wealth. Neither one of you knuckleheads can do anything, so you guys are guest host. I, I can't really say that we're gonna put you behind a paywall, although I thought times we all should be locked up. Go ahead so that is how that's going to go down. So if you're looking for, you know, at Alcott and all those cats, they will actually be available only by way of subscription here on the world famous fill in the show. The other thing that's available by subscription, but we're very happy to be offering it to our subscribers are brand new by any tapes that we just got in. These are the Matt lake by archives, and when you go to visit our archives, you can find them under three categories. You can find them by the category. Name could find the by date. I believe we can find them by characters that right, but. Kick websites. We'll go to the website and check it out, but there are three different distinct tabs there on the menu. If you're looking for category, this would be the map lake by archives view. Looking for the years, ninety four and ninety five. These these go back, you'll think this is what pill was trying to get put under the end of the digitized and everything right now. Do you have the Larry King, the Larry King is they're all of that stuff, right? Phil wanna make sure that people aren't getting gypped. All right. Jytte when a lot of people are going to be listening to your Miami archives, but the Larry King film, the Larry King. What about the Larry King? I don't want to give it away. Don't sit there. The Larry King. I'm just reminding fill that he has a moral obligation to his listeners to present the Larry King. Thank you. Very nice born by the way. Did you have a good time at? Oh, yes, we did do. We didn't do the bilge we did the week before we did the the oyster slot this past week where where we anyway up, think while you're at the bait shop. Oh, we were. We were at Rudo foes bay shop. That's right. Beautiful. Little bar, although it, it's a dump rodolfo's. Bake shop. Yes. It happens to be a pretty class joint for San Pedro. You saying his grave? Yes, I what is with you guys anyway, tells me going to be this weekend. You didn't. And I didn't see it announced anywhere. Well, I forget me because these things are fast. If Frank is supposed to be taking care of that rodolfo's shop. Yes, it's a piano bar, very elegant. It has cement floors and they shuck oysters when I'm not on the bandstand they use it for shucking oysters, but you gotta tell people with shucking oysters, shucking oysters when the some of these monkeys get up there and they've got the big heavy gloves on the big knives and they open the stir up serve at that way. Now they did that on the bandstand because there's a gutter right in front of the stage. I know it sounds disgusting, but actually when I start singing the lights go down and can't see it, you can smell it. But you can't see, I wanna get the street. There's a gutter where the oyster, guts, and all that stuff goes when you're not on the band. Stanfield don't make. A federal case out of it sounds like it works pretty well. Bart city it. You can smell it though. Well, I can spend. I don't know about the well. The patrons don't care. All right. So that was rodolfo's bait shop, and I had a beautiful baby grand piano player. We brought in. Well, we brought in leeann leeann Bush who was Jimmy my company, my accompanist, but my accompany my God damn Kim. It can't even say. Wait, make fun of me. Hold on, but you know, better than that, what did I tell you about dancing around here every time you go hand even say, you go dancing about the room. All she has to do is stick right hand out, didn't do will bud DEA blame me so predictable because you start dancing over there and I know you're going to swing around behind. Phil, you'll come over toward me. My left hand goes out even as applying makeup, so it's almost Matic to see that. But because she was she was putting on eyeliner when she clocked, you. Can't even understand your kid. With the nose willia-. All right. Any other announcements? Well, the fact that see, we got past renting coming on tonight. You got into a fight at Dodger Stadium at the ball game. Last night past rented got into a fight when he was blessing the dodgers and someone hit on a hot dog vun I heard about this. All right. And can't wait to hear that one. And then we have Ted bell and Ted is going to be discussing well, it'd be talking about what he's got coming up there at, what do we what is going on here? Man is that okay, ten is going to be discussing going to have to what about you. The other in the queue monitor that looks like it's the the website put on the stills. It's a very hot night folks in more ways than one. Ted bell will be talking about the upcoming events there at the prime rib room. Apparently he's getting rid of the miniature chickens. All said, you gotta be carrying. He said he can't take it anymore and the Putin to get rid of the team. So he's going to have some ritual. Did he call you? He's gonna have some big ritual outside in the parking lot where I think he's going to take the chickens and the Putin and throw it all out onto the cement of the parking lot and then have Ruben hose it off. And that's what he calls a big. It's a big celebration. Yeah. He's finally free of the Putin that chickens the stink. I would imagine working restaurant things befell for where you just told you wanna do is get far far away from wherever it is you are understood. All right. Well, Phillip, I didn't create this world. No, I know that general. Thank you very much. So that's a beautiful thing. What else are we missing? Just the fact that, oh, well, I don't wanna make a big announcement. You made the announcement during the pre show. Standard announcement. We've got a lot of people who have been posting comments. Are you in Maria getting back together? And the answer to that is no. We have been friends through this period that she was recuperating from major surgery and helping her on her way as she pursues the. The final stages of education eventually moves into the professional world as a marriage, family counselor, and we're very proud of her, but please don't read into that anything. And the reason why say that is because it's there's a lot of chitchat that idle chitchat and the idle gossip. Oh, and speaking of idle. Oh, I already mentioned Jack on birth s part, and you say this to see check with has been dead for thirty years holiday. You number line? He was. I was don't worry about it. All right. Okay. Just so jecklin worth is dead. You know, Laura live yet boilers. Why would you say something like that. Wait, wait Barbie familiar. Great. I was just saying he put his puzzle over me. Let's be careful the way we're talking about the the dead here. All right. I'll be very careful how I refer to Hugh. Shoot. That wasn't I. So here we go through the traffic. We got our good close personal. Michelle out there Bob by toil about. Freeway was going down. Got to semi bail out of our make good him in chicken. See. This guy boy. Guitar. The Camden Catholic Lizzy it'll be if you're saying. Thanks. Are you fall down? Okay. And down. We'll fall down British. Although after. Orange County and the flood is they're gonna fall from yourself fit. Both. Oops. Maybe sweep. Folks time. Now for Ted barrel, Ted's Beverly Hills. Jaunt steakhouse come on. And welcome everybody, Beverly Hills. His always the place to be here in the different here during the ending the baseball season. People have asked as well. You have all of the great things that you usually have their Beverly Hills, bribery. And we're talking about the team. We're talking miniature ticket me something that was pioneered by Ted Bill and that Bill something I'm extremely proud of and we painted the, you know that we find the miniature chicken do. All right. I just want you to get up there for me. Look, I'm sorry, ten. I've got a million things happening. I understand. You got a million, you know right now what you got going on is paying sponsor. You'll like the miniature chicken which was pioneered by Ted bell. That's right. And well, guess what? A lot of people complain. They said, you know, it didn't really fill me up with anything. It was a small chicken and I thought the number of it would make you forget how hungry you are saying and believe me when I tell you wait a minute, what do you mean by that? But I mean by what? What are you beat? The novelty of it would make people forget they were hoping what I get a load of this guy looking. You're telling me that I come in there, starving, and then all of a sudden I forget starving a look, a miniature chicken, right? And then you start eating about ten of them, ten bucks a piece. So that's a hundred bucks. How many miniature chickens do you have on any given night? If I, we don't have anymore. We are ceasing the sale of miniature chickens. As of this series, the dodgers Cup series by the World Series, there will be no more miniature chickens. And I would also like to say we will not have any more team. We're going back to straight bar food. We're going back to the straight bar, fair hot, dogs, ribs, dirty rice. You know, Coors light. You're gonna. You gotta live with it. Love it and because I'm telling you it got to be a little weird. I don't like dealing with these people in Indiana. I don't like Putin. It looks funny. It spells even worse and I'm gonna let you know kind of live instinct that I've had for few weeks. We're gonna take it and throw it into the street tonight right here, Beverly Hills. So come on down and watch picked miniature chickens and the Putin and dump it out into the alley. What's so funny you will you sound angry? And that's funny. Phil gets rucks off, listened angry people. No, I do not. But just the way you sounded man straighted. The miniature chicken was going to be a boon thought it was going to be something that would put us on the map. The only thing that's done is be the laughing stock of the central market. I go down there to buy stakes or I go down there for seafood. They're going, hey, where are you a little miniature chickens. What did you bring with you when you're doing a dance who's up that? Do they talk? Do they United? I tell them, I say, you guys can go straight to hell and get back card. I leave without yet. And then we run out of stakes and they'll say, what we're the stakes, I forgot to get them because they were giving me shit skews me for saying this, but they were giving me shit about the chickens. You forgot to buy states. I don't wanna play it again. General. Let that one go. All right, Ted. So tonight, the big celebration at major celebrating tonight right after the New York Yankee Astro game, we are going to pour that stuff out into the street and act as if we've never seen it before. Ted Belsen tens of memory hills is us. You know, the the end of an era of the miniature chicken is the miniature miniature kick it the Minhaj. I know the miniature chicken is going away and the patina teen is something from Wisconsin devastates minutes, like messed up transfers. Oh, yeah, that's right. You had to daughter kids southern it up what we tried to make it a big thing because doubter was talking about it on the Henry. Okay. Shouted, interesting. I maybe it was the beginning of a big thing so we we was brought in one hundred pounds of team couldn't sell it. I couldn't give it away that shell citing that was couldn't give it away. No, no, I couldn't. He'll here at Ted Beverly Hills. We'll take the Putin miniature chickens and we're gonna dump them right out. Here in the south, where to the parking lot right in the wash and Ruben's gonna be there with a garden hose and hose it right into the storm can stay the storm channel and they will just go, hey, I don't know what we'll do. Like firecrackers who said, I know I am set up a temporary bar out there. The customers invited this is sippy something simply for me the and the employees did Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills tend to see I wanted to talk to you a little bit about t- well, this the the games watching these you get dodger seats, don't you? We've got the, we got the Lakers seat. We've got kings. I got all the major sports. All of the major sports. I've got season tickets to, but I don't go to the games because you didn't did that infill when you were asking me for charity. Pickets have these cancer kids with me. I thought you got over that. That is something that you should be very proud of to give a ticket. So we did these sick children. I don't mind doing it, but if I'm going to be at the game by self and I got a bone kid. Are you you going on about that? Again, it would be something. Would you see Jack Nicholson at the game? You don't really see Jack Nicholson the tuna games anymore. Well, when did see Jack Nicholson being he'd be sitting next to a beautiful girl. So ten Bill goes to Laker game, and I got a boom. I got a bone kid. You see the purpose built, it makes me look like like an asthma, half it makes me look like the acidly year. You do that to yourself Ted, you do it when I asked you, can we have the tickets and you said, yes, we use the tickets and then it turns out you're going to be at the game. Of course, I'm gonna be in the game. If you're giving away some kind of the contest, giving it away the prize. I want to be there little did I know, and the kid with the king of the what that one was head aiding hotdog out of one hand in the bun out of the. All right. Ted enough. Okay. You made all your jokes. I'm not making a joke. Everybody asks me. Oh, that's that you send, Josh. I said, no, no, it isn't and Josh. As soon as I got home, he's standing there with his arms full and aggressive chest. He's tapping still. He's looking at his watch going where you've been. I said, you're fourteen what businesses viewers. And he said, Willie happen to think that that kid was looking baloney and trying to stick it on the seat. You know, I still don't let it encourages him in. According to. I'm telling you right now tent. Don't be cruel and use this as your business. Don't be cruel. Elvis, Presley could be maybe maybe a little bit earlier. We're talking to Ted belt. Don't be crew. I know the sun don't be cruel to a heart. That's true. I don't want no other live baby. It's you, thinking of own don't. All right, Margaret. Come on. Excuse me, we segment thank you. We'll hear, actually, I wanna hear you sing. You don't own me. Did you do that the other night? I did as a matter of fact, and it got an f. got an ovation media standing of got a city vacation, which was good. It's not as good as a standing ovation sitting ovation. Look at the gentleman. I mean, they set down in applauded. That's what people usually do what you do when you applied. And if everybody applauds it's called a sitting ovation. Only part of the people applaud that is just applause, but this. You don't miss your point. Thank you. So Margaret gotta sitting ovation. Meta standing ovation sitting ovation for you. Don't own me great song by Lesley gore, but I, I don't see how that's got anything to do with me and that she don't have same. I understand. That's why your head Ted bell from Beverly Hills. When you what's the ball game tonight you'd onto tens of Emily hills. You watch the Yankees in the Astros the Astros leading series to zip Ted is gonna be as soon as the ball game is over with getting rid of the miniature chickens and the Putin. He's going to be hosing off done an alley, and he's going to be happy to crap is never going to be his life again. Right. Exactly, right. We've done a lot of experimenting. We've done. We've got live entertainment. We had the Dunphy brothers come in and saying, because you know, I owed the money. So I let them come in and saying they sang horribly, but but it saved me from a beating. And as it turned out people kind of like the horrible singing. We have people like. Didn't mind it. We've had the Patine we've had the miniature chickens. You know, I had the fire pit lit up at the height of summer because the old people are so cold, even when it's the debt of it's right there at the height of July, it is burning. Everybody's flesh off. They want that fire pit lit all the way to broil. You gotta be kidding me. Don't do what I kid you and. You would well. And so I had people coming in and dying almost that quite but dying from Hebron station that I say, this is what we do at Beverly Hills to make our customers happy. Was that a good idea? The purpose of good idea writing the summertime is it would you got fires and you've got heat and the Santa Ana winds, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't mention fire in the same breath with my restaurant. I'm not saying you started fires. I'm saying when the heat is so bad, that fires are breaking out all over the and boy, that stuff that's going to northern California's nuts, that that absolute tragedy and all I can tell you is Bill. We can't really address that situation, but I know we had a problem down here three years ago. I think the San Gabriel mountains went up and I was very grateful and very happy to offer people a complementary drink. People thought it was a cheap bum, and I was called a lot of names, but I was very happy to do that. You're, you're offering complementary drink. The people had their homes burned down. Oh, boy. So you look at gift horse in the mouth like that of a complementary drink, you'd think they you'd think they'd be thirsty or claims to now thank you bud. We're talking to Ted Bill and Ted's of Beverly Hills coming up. Also, we have pastor William Rennick who's going to join us. We have Chris Norton of who is going to be discussing a new film. He's going to get a little bit more into the Harvey Weinstein stuff. You have any opinions on that opinion on that. But let me tell you what and you, you made the point earlier. Nobody should be screwing around with that. Don't make any jokes. This is comedy time with this. This is serious stuff and that guy Weinstein, I don't know the guy from Adam. He was never in my joint. Thank God and we've had them all in here. I mean, I've had the producers of the top Hollywood stars and directors in Beverly Hills, but I don't remember that fat ass coming in here at all, and thank you very much for that because I don't need that kinda rep, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. All right. We got it. You're, you're free and clear. I just was wondering if you had an opinion, same opinion. Everybody else. Does you gotta treat people like human beings? You treat them like human beings. They behave with, you got to treat women with respect. You. Gotta treat your customers with respect. You. Gotta treat your employees with respect. I keep reminding myself of that every. Single time in here. One of these days I'm gonna get the hang of it. Thank you Bill. He just joking around real funny Ted bell folks, Ted's of Beverly Hills. And of course they are open tonight in the written open tomorrow night for the ball game there in the prime rib room, which I think is. Prime rib room, which I think is open right now. What are you close there? The prime rib real broom. Rumer serving until morning at the prime really stop serving dinner, ten, booze, forget it flows. I'll never, I'll never stops, serving liquor, Beverly Hills. Balut on meet in young. Thrills. Twitter, much like them thrills and so long. Good. Bye. Let's let's check in with pastor. William Rennick who's joyful union congregation was at the ballgame himself. Yesterday's game the dodger win over the Chicago Cubs, three, two and pastor running joins us now from joyful union. Passer. Again, I don't know what time we talked to you. Get has been a year. I'm very busy and and country though a busy dot is a very busy, but we've had a good year joyful union congregation. I thank God donate receive people used sin. We almost fully funded something and the general I talked about this. Pester me again about the youth how come it takes a long funded. Start a question it because I told you gentle use center. I wanna just right now, the first donations we got, you got up my face 'cause I bought a seven jet spa from my own personal use. And you got angry about that because you use donation money for that? Yes, I, it's money now we finally got it where we wanted. I wanted to hardwood floors. I wanted to beam ceilings. I wanted ceiling fans. This is for the youth center. What about been talking about here? Listen to good. I'm listening fine. You got it yet, have oak floors and you gotta have beamed ceilings. What about? Wow, Joe kids can't have it nice. That's very big expenditure. Well, I don't think there's anything to good for young people to go and enjoy themselves. Now we don't have the swimming pool. That's a small one, a swimming pool, what you said. It doesn't have a swimming pool, basketball court, the foods ball table, got air hockey. We, I'm very happy to hear hockey. But we got it. I tell you this is the best youth center that I've ever heard of in my life knowing about youth centers. Monty open and I'm hoping we get it open next month. I'm hoping that I don't look at this. My wife clear. You tell. Claire, Harry Hilo. Dear cler. Parents, Rene has been said he made look at the sermon and say, I can't do it. I can't turn over to the kids. I'd like to have it as an adjunct man cave like another basement. What are you being Riddick? It's pets. Rennick what are you talking about? Ben, an agile bent gave evidence to mention, what are we going to be? I'm gonna. What are we going to be? I'm gonna air hockey. Got all that stuff in there for the kids. If you gonna have so much stuff in there that attempts you and the next week. The next thing we know that you know you are you're in there instead of the kids. What's the point point? Is. That we made it so nice. I can't turn it over to a bunch of keys. You know, can't turn it over to a bunch of kids that laying around all day and Allie, you know, pulling stuff out of a garbage can these kids, they don't have any homes, you know. So they hang out at how I'm gonna, let them into my youth center. That's what it's about. I thought, hey, don't go, you feel sorry. Isn't that what? It's about. That's what it's about. But I've got to overcome the temptation. I live there hockey pester, Rennick all by an air hockey table if that's what it's about. Well, now you're talking. I can't believe Phil's going to you off. I'm only kidding. Couldn't go and cannoli now I'm now in kidding. All right. So the youth center is getting funded. That's not why we've got you on the air here, though. You were at the dodgers game last night with about twenty of a members of your congregation, congregation, right. In fact, Jim fat team was with us and his wife, Karen, we had the husband twins. We had to Bill boondoggle into and all these employees to wait up around twenty people from our congregation, and we had great seats reserved section over for space, and we right down on the railway with a lot of fun. Those are those are fun seats. Yeah, absolutely. And what happened was this guy the two dot bomb chip, I don't hold on. The the congregation member said, pets that you blessed the dodgers and I said, well, you know, and this come on past renting do a blessing of the dodgers and I said, all right, I don't know what it is you want me to do. They just get whatever you whatever comes to mind. So I said, all right, you want me to do this going to be an outdoor blessing. They say, yeah, go ahead, ham it up and. Well, you know, I'm going to do it outdoor blessing. Everybody gonna see it as you don't just want to say, Lord, please bless the dodgers. So I put my arms out. I do thing. The congregation gets a kick out of it with. You know, great spirit all this stuff and laugh at it up when talking about, are you listening to me glistening. I'm doing passing. Yeah, but I'm not paying the middle of the dodgers stadium and people in the congregation. They get it. I do this all the time. You do this at your own church? Yeah. Say great spirit. Please bring down your good fortune on the dodgers. You know, and I start, you know, jumping around and going, hey. Bless thing. Oh, horse done. It's not a black. I'm having a ball in everybody in the congress led us. Well, what happened with the one guy, one guy. He got upset about five rows back the Dunkin, and he had a hot dog. He had about half the hot dog. The dog was in the bun because you can't throw a hot dog bun. You gotta have some weight and sure enough. There was a dodger dog lodged in it, and he hit me full the back of the neck. And I mean it stunned me it stunned me, that's how hard he threw it. So I turned around and everybody was just a really frightening. So who is Hispanic? And I can I help you? And he said, quit doing that silly ass dancing around the ballgames about the start. If you want to the team, the team don't do the moment. I said it will homeboy. Let me tell you. Let me tell you don't this went back and forth. All right. Now did you guys get into it? Well, hold on the. No, we didn't, but we could have said mate. Now you guys dice it. I'm not gonna stop and I started going and I started. He started to chase me and as I was being chased, I guess you could say I was egging him on it was, do you know how can you be chasing a full ballpark? It was before the game, man, the twin full. So he's chasing me up the steps in reserve section and I'm going. And everybody's cheering me on to go pass to go. And I'm going to that. I was obviously pissing this guy off. Well, he finally collapsed because I, I can outrun anybody when he collapsed. Many obviously ran at a class at the top of the steps. He was having a hard time getting there. So we got the paramedics in the straw hats. All came out and he was trying to get air. And I said, hey, I think I'll give him out the mouth and he went. He did something. I don't. Like he said, the f. word is f. you. And I said, I was only kidding, but not watch this and I went, Lou started doing, let's you know, trying to give this guy, a heart attack has like to me, try to egg guy, some kind of Cindy s that's exactly what he had. He did, but he did have better with him and a couple of doctors paramedics. I don't know what the hell they would, but some kind of emergency text came over the got the medicine into him. But I said, you know, do you, you can't take a joke. So I started going. You know, what is this. What's the fake blessing? He's blessing the team. Oh, so you're doing it like, you know, that's up to date of Americans. What are you talking about doing some fo up native American thing? No, I was doing a past William Rennick. We're gonna do a blessing, but I'm gonna do my comedy blessing. Okay. Because I've got kind of do a comedy blessing. Comedy blessing yet doesn't mean it's any you know, give out, but I went and the guy started gagging. Again. He couldn't breathe until they told me to bug off and I, I went back down to the congregation. So let's watch this ball game and hope they don't. Piss excuse my language and hope it'll piss me off and they didn't. So that was the extent of you. You did this blessing. Wait, I get the feeling you wrong. I get the feeling people judging me judging you. You're going on, and then a guy starts chasing you and you ran away from him court. So ran away known as panic, get my ass kick, of course that ran ran away from this guy was fat, wouldn't say it was. He was gargantuan, but he was pretty fat. And I knew that if I just jaw up the steps, he was gonna lose oxygen, he might get guess show he could have say so. And I got to the top of the steps all. And I think, you know, I may have to give you mouth to mouth, and they look to me goes f. you and I said, okay, you ask for started doing maybe the man was a devout Christian, devout Christian. Of course, I am well then why wouldn't you guys have something common and not do that? You know, not think highly of something like that. That guy what this phony blessing you were doing. This guy was a type twos me for saying. Here's what I'm trying to do. The Margaret level, that guy was a huge thing. He was a Titus. Well, what's the point of doing. I kick because no one can understand you. That we're talking with pastor William hold on pastor pastor William Rennick from joyful union congregation about some blessing that he did at the dodger game on Saturday that actually infuriated one of the fans, they hit him with a hot dog and then pass the Rennick started to you started to provoke the men further by doing more and more of the blessing. And this was a dodger dog. Let folks may not notice dodger dog dodger dog is about half again bigger than a regular dog and you can't even get you can barely get into a bun. I don't think they make fun be do player today. They don't make a bun big enough dodger dog. So you walk around with this dog, you know, coming out of the bun. Wait a minute. I've had a dodger dog there long, but they're not so fat. You can't stick them in a button that what she said. What an asshole man now. I don't think that has already. Don't get him good. Well, it sounds like it's like you Mel formed his mouth is something in that you don't you ever top that way again? Good. Clara. Thank you for making him vailable at pre. She it that I think we've got all the information we. You know, I was the beginning and this man. Thank goodness. Miss. The Dunkin taught. Don't go insane. He did him. You know, the pastor is trying to have fun with over the end of that fine. He said, I have as and I have a heart condition and it was touching. But I understand. And I said, if you died at night, make God have mercy on pastor winning Phillies said, if I die tonight it won't matter. He said because look at me and I said, you know, you're handsome, young man. He's an open. Look at me. I said, all right. He said how much you think I weigh three hundred twenty six pounds three thirty. And I've been okay. What's the point? He said, I'm a, I'm a fat slob and by all rights on a day, but I want to go with my my conscience here and my soul ready to be delivered on the gun. So when I heard pastor Aniko do all that I had a chasing chasing down as good as I could. Well, he and he was up there in the upper section. I think it's up here offend man. No business man has no business up deca. Dodger Stadium. He said, I heard that. And then he, he not it off. I heard that then, but not at off. He went to sleep. But he's okay. Oh yeah. Yeah. You side. Side. Maggie company right in the most? Well, you know what? Maybe a deserved it don't take the phone anyway. Still everyone have a blessed evening. Thanks a lot clearer to talking to you too. Claire de player. I'm saying to you feel when you come on now at my home and you call me if you want me on your show, you spend most of the time talking to clear after I got belted plea this tooth right here. Yeah, I loosened a couple. Because she. Let me she gave me an NBA down the middle elbow to the throat and you've got to loose teeth that it was has to William Rennick has been our special guests all's well that ends well, and I will tell you, I've never heard of a group of people from church sitting together to ballgame and having the pass to do a blessing that was so ostentatious and theatrical and quite frankly, disrespectful talking about disrespectful fail. You're going to and you're flapping your arms around like native American thing. Look at, I told you it's the comedy blessing tag again, a comedy blessing. What. You know, you know, I love you, but sometimes I think we should have you put down. I mean, I think we should just go ahead. Take you into the vent and have him overload you. I. William Rennick folks here from joyful union congregation. Thanks. He is one for the books that man and I'll tell you this. He does that in public and he's going to get himself in a lot of trouble. People are not putting up with that kind of behavior anymore. What kind of behavior talking about where he's he's giving these districts? You heard Donald Trump said, he said, we're bringing Christianity back to our holidays and you're an atheist. I am an atheist. I'm Margaret grey. Sense. It makes sense to me. All right, thank you. Yeah. Same as the in southern California back with Chris Norton. Chris Dorton talking to us about new film that has got called the get your rocks off. Is that get your except the Cornhuskers in town. That sounds absolutely filthy. Yeah. Does do adult film. So. We to remind all of you that backstage pass to the world. Famous Phil Hendrie show gets you fun. We've just added to the thirty thousand plus hours of archive material that we have in there with. Now, the met Blake, Miami archives met was the session engineer who took that raw analog tape and turned it into the beautiful digital quality that you can hear on the Phil be show, and this is some plastic material from Miami, including the great Larry, King Cole. So get your backstage pass. Now Filamba show dot com. That's film show dot com and take the Miami archives. York Times more at fill every show dot com. Don't be, don't don't delay. He's man. What I was gonna say, don't be don't be later. Don't delay. This, what you don't be, don't delay. I know. This you play guitar. Is it. Yeah. All right. Thank you very much. So Chris Norton is in the studios. There have Norton explodes, which is production company, and I, I gotta tell you, Chris is now come out with his third film in two years. He had the first one was Rexrod climb Rexrod climb Rexrod. There was another one I think was unnamed, or at least he's still putting title to it. And now this new ended, Chris Norton joins us on our newsmaker line from onto Beach, California, and we can hear the Chris, you are still pretty hard at work. There you know doing your post Brexit. I think we hear music. Where we only right now is doing plus reduction, but we broke for dinner or having the some, you know, method gun upset for Mexican food, and we're having some Jila some sketti. It's like Mexican. You know, the beans chili. Oh, yeah, Chile, we'll Chila is actually the way that you're, you're supposed to it from my from my understanding. And what else Getty. Spaghetti. I'm sorry. I, I learned how to say when the kid I used to say sketti general. General, you think. Sympathize with that? Yeah, all the people on in show I figure you want when you're a kid, you probably calling it, but Scotty did, but study your business. Well, making them my bit. All right guys, you're making it your business. All right, Chris. Tell us about that. You're working on right now and also this thing the film that you're doing, you have to let people know it was based on your inspired but a football game. Yeah, according to ban and Buckeye and nobody said that the Kornheiser and the Buckeye was bland, and I went ban and they're all like what I said, think about it and they go, yeah, we'll the buckeyes into the buckeyes. Slam the Kornheiser and I'm like, are you serious? Did you think that Senate still? Yeah, that sounds like a really good name for adult film. Now I'm not trying to say that the the Pasco the Nebraska corn huskers are. Some kind of, but you know pirates. I'm just let's watch it with the bud pirate thing. Okay. I'm sorry. Are you seeing because they're called the corn huskers that there some you're gonna get sued. You know that I'm not going to get sued. I'm I'm twenty determine and or the corn huskers you could call their athletic department say, hey, are you guys in the anal sex? Oh, my God. Gab is you're, you're going to be soon. Well, this is what this guy's. Isn't that what you're getting that I'm not trying to get it? Nothing. Henry. What I'm trying to say, the corn husker the name of the movie, get your off the corn, the corn huskers back. The corn huskers bet. Yeah, I thought it was the corn huskers coming to tell. No, no, the corn hunter. I'm gonna play the corn hut here and I have. I have terrorized town. Put everybody walks around. It's pretty funny. Everybody walks out with a frying pan. The hold it over their ass. God, it's over the road. Well, that's what you're saying right there. Yeah. Tokyo. So everyone's walking around town, holding a frying pan over there ashes, and then they hear that the Cornhuskers back and I've come back. I've come back and I want what's mine. Okay. And the comedy, because the people being to lose it up and realize Kornheiser know, get your off saying, this is get your rocks off. Yeah, it's wrong. It stars, my stars, Madeleine, chin, day, bun, and the the corn family. I mean, what do you want for me? I want something from you, Chris. I want art from you, man. I know you're into adult film. Well, they're ever going to have to wait until I got a backer. Okay. Because right now benefactor, why I know how about raising some money, you can go and get your lips repair to whatever happened you because you're saying Kornheiser and get your Ross off. What happened to you? You you can't even put out, right? That's the way it sounds Chris when you talk anyway, forget it. We're talking to Chris Norton that way. I talk. You got that nasal condition, man, we're talking to Chris Norton, hear about his latest film, the corn husker is back, get your Ross off. No, no, no, no, it's get you off the courthouse. Here's back. It's rocks off. Yeah. Get your rocks off the Cornhuskers back. Right. And this was all inspired by the Buckeye corn husker game this past weekend on on Facebook, talk about it and I went, you know. I mean, that doesn't sound no, it doesn't sound weird. Is that what you're asking? Yeah. I mean, you don't when you hear someone say, hey, the Buckeye just climbed all over the corn husker day didn't say the buck is first of all, it's the buckeyes and they beat them handily. I'll bet they did. Yes, sir. You can't get away from it real. You can't you really care. You can't get away from the says, the everything is informed by south by sensual energy. I mean, whatever your name is Chris gala names, Chris. Okay. All right. For Senator STAN, everything's informed by sexual energy, right? Everything's informed by we'll energy and my dad is very powerful. That's gotta adult film, and that's why I'm inspired by everyday situations. Okay. Like the whole thing with climb Chris Norton's mountain and turned into restaurant climber, climb wrath climber climbers rod that was inspired by all the fan mail that I hope to get some day. And I imagine a girl riding on a horse up the mountainside to my cabin at the top of the mountain and going. Yeah, is is is restless rod there I'll go. Yeah, and that's when you see kinda swing, you know, I opened the door, but then you see, I understand that we see, right? So this new film, the Cornhuskers back, get your off. Is an extension of that, get it essentially. Hey, Chris, what do you want to Mr. comedy adult filmmaker? No, this is the first comedy that I made, but I think it's going to be great and build. It's going to have a fair amount of fast when the corn hunter gets back and finally talks everyone into dropping their frying pans. Then the fun begins. You know, you should be ashamed of yourself in courage in the garbage. Henry arstan stir Henry doesn't understand anything, Chris, I hope someday you find a suitable pursuit for yourself and for whatever it is that you do other members of your, I don't know, but what you do and what you Do, Son, you do you go ahead and do it will by the way. Great. And you say that you are saying you don't own me at at at the Bill. No, not at the Bill saying, you don't own me at where was that? The Rudolfo bay shop. I heard that by a friend who went gore Lesley gore. Yes, not hor-. I didn't pay more gore. I like that song because there's a part in Kornheiser you know, get your off the corn huskers back. We're the corn husker decides to slave half the town because they won't Trump their frying pans. Okay. What does that again, half the town will get rid of their frying pans, so he inflates them. Okay. And at that point when he all he's marching them off to captivity, they're still holding their frying pans over their butts. And you know, you don't own me. I'm not. I don't think that. Good, right. Well, if you think I'm going to sing that song in your in your film, forget it bull. Can I get Lesley gore? I doubt it. I don't. She's not. She doesn't strike means the kind of person's gonna wanna be in your movie either. So what are you or something, man? How can I contact Leslie Gordon after the thing you don't. Let me ask you something the half the people in the town, you weren't able to talk in a dropping the frying pan. Not me the character I play the Kornheiser. All right. The corn husker. Asking that able to tell him to drop the frying pan, right? So half the town is walk around the frying pan to their rear ends because they're afraid the corn back. So that's what he inflates them. Oh, man, you know what? Missouri don't hang up, man. Hang up. I know it. I think it's really fair. I think it's fair. I mean that I'm not there hung up for you, Chris Dorton folks. That's wrong. I mean, he's a moron. I get that, but you make him look like even more of a moron. You make him look like, we'll feel you hold all the cards you're in control and to make that dimwit look, even dimmer. I think it's cruel. It's very, very cruel. I Margaret great. All right. I'm sorry, but I think I'm saving him from himself the corn huskers back. Get your rocks off. Yeah. Well, you know what? In in Norton's world. I bet to it's the magic word corn husker. Did you grow up Henry. Not a bad idea, man, not a bad idea. All right folks. That'll conclude it for this Monday. Of course, we have our encore show coming up on Tuesday and Wednesday. We'll be back with more of our great original programming. Don't forget that we are moving a lot of our shows behind the pay wall, and I don't mean these shows you listen to now, but Bob green today Dr l. cut August cellphone. All of the shows are going to be going behind our pay wall very, very shortly. So, yeah. So get your Ross off while you can get your rocks up and of course makes you hit us up for backstage pass because boy out to that solves all of life's problems. It just really, really does. Well, famous, Phil Hendrie show from the Pacific and southern. California's executive produced by Phil Emery foresee reincorporated. Alright, survived on podcast. One. Put some people call. Hillis such like I heard this. I was holding cell one night. Up. Pushing.

Beverly Hills dodgers Ted Phil Chris Norton Ted bell Phil Hendrie William Rennick Putin Larry King Harvey Weinstein California Chris Ted Bill Cornhuskers Margaret Lesley gore Miami Bob green Buckeye
Episode #585: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

1:03:33 hr | 10 months ago

Episode #585: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Pluto TV is the number one leading free streaming television service in all of the galaxy. And well beyond and you've done this for many many many years as we've been talking to you about Pluto not you should get it because it is free. They don't ask for credit card. They don't ask for anything like I said they don't WanNa know you they don't want to know from you they just want you to be able to watch free streaming television. They've got hundreds of channels thousands of movies. Why wait why delay why not watch free streaming television? Okay now I had some mm smart ass message me the other day and they said didn't you used to have direct TV used to. That's the main theme there. You guys have been keeping up man. I'm all APP all the time. Um and Pluto. TV does it for me so try Pluto TV. If you don't like it what can I tell you at least you tried. At least you took a shot in this world okay Pluto TV and you can download are apt all of your favorite devices. You can do it on your iphone. You can do it on your on your android. You can do it on your haven playstation man. So why wait why delay get Pluto TV ATV today and start living man. Welcome guys. Today's encore show for two thousand nineteen December ten. This is from December ten twenty eighteen and we go back to A. I think this is an auspicious show. Dr Ron. Turner explains his choice of Freaks for the Saturday cinema. I don't know if this was the freaks that we had just played or one that was coming up and I. I didn't even know that that that was public domain. Anyway Chris Norton is also on the show and he lists his favourite Christmas movies. God knows if they have anything to do with Christmas and Bobby Duly talks about her new Hashtag Tag B. B. B. O.. And also stop the ASS enhance and the pushback that she's getting so bobby because she's got a high ass as you know A high rear end. She is looking to stop the ASS enhance. Maybe she thinks it's all phony Baloney. Let's check this out folks. This is our Saturday cinema for today today. The Tenth of December twenty nine thousand nine. It's the encore that you've all needed and wanted with Bobby and Chris and God knows who else with his show. General Kaelin Sean but Dickman Robert Leonard. Is Henry all right man here. We are worried to another week of Fill in ratio podcast kind of thing net cast you know and so forth how you doing. I'm doing great. How are you doing now? You had a big Phil at the big week this past week with the cat brea. You're getting ready for Mexico but it is right. Yeah we're getting ready to go to Mexico again for just a few days. No big thing but the big thing of it is is we got a board brea. Who is our old cat? She's a geriatric trich cat. She needs to find somebody that would take a cat you know. What is it what these people are bored animals? They haven't got any hospitals or anything. Yeah yeah they do but a lot of them don't don't take overnight for vacations and stuff. So that's that's the point. I'm trying to make here so it turns out that We did find a great place here inventor syrup. What's the name of it we must no? I don't WanNa start giving plugs okay. I mean I like these guys but I want to start complex anyway. We found a good place. They're also specialists. And and all this good stuff data theories like the the person's a cat you know it is a cat. What are you in boy? I mean it is a cat but the person is a cat even technically. I guess it could be a person you guys done. Sorry yeah to me. As a person animals. The animals are people you know by the way that reminds me. Don't don't do it Phil Band. Don't do it Hendry's pissing people off. I don't care I don't understand the story. The story is are you talking about the Guard Dog. Yes this is a dog ladies and gentlemen. Pardon me film. This is a dog. I was going to tell them. I'll do it this takes some sensitivity. Tippety this is a dog. That was found guarding a home weeks. After the northern California Fires Bieber called whichever fires the campfires. What were they call? This down here was the Wolsey fire up there with some other name will in any event. This dog was found guarding the home. The brother sibling of this animal had gotten away and was taken to shelter. They finally found that dog and they found the dog that was guarded. The home a rescue work came and got a problem. But you problem. I'll tell you what my problem is is. Everybody is praising the dog which is fine. Where's the God blessed? Jesus Watch the language. Where's the owner? The owner had been driven from the owner. Couldn't get get back in to fill. The order. Couldn't get back in but a dog rescuer could what's that about. I don't know the particulars all I know. You haven't wait a minute wait a minute. This dog was quote. They found guarding the home for two weeks. Or whatever which is. That's that's what dogs do. Okay my main man. The dog whisper. Oh here we go with that. Caesar Gyco it. What he says is true? He rehabilitates he trains. He rehabilitated he rehabilitates dogs. He trains humans. I'm telling you all right. He Rehabilitates Tate's dogs. He trains humans meaning. Most animals. Most dogs in the position of humans are fucked over skews by French. Folks they are. They're nature nature. Everything fills got a problem with a neighbor. This is what this is all coming from. I'M NOT GONNA don't do it. Man Don't do it large. I'm telling you so you may be telling me but we're not going to share with the audience stand. Oh yes Sir Daddy look at the Guy Giving me orders. What can you sit down? Something I'm getting to take a dump weight are just announce to the world bargain. Like I care where we knew that long ago. We figured you didn't care about that. I Beg your pardon the thing anyway so this dog now. Everyone's saying the dogs. Yes the dogs. Great dogs fantastic. Of course dogs are great. They're just they're animals. They're trained there. Are you know they're bred for certain reasons they're bred for a certain purpose you take for instance an Australian shepherd that's an animal that is bred due to be in contact with other animals. It's an Australian shepherd. Sheep get it. It's also bred to be in contact with people so the last God damn thing you want to do with an Australian shepherd is keep away from people here we go again. This is the neighbor. I'm not saying anything like that is to keep it on shovel leash away from people and away from other animals but some human being some dog owners think there God damned experts Harry. What makes you an expert? I'm not an expert. I just did some reading. That's all all that's all I did. I just picked up a Goddamn book and read it garrison. You're pissed off and stuff. Yeah there's nothing in this world that pisses me off more than animal abuse. There's nothing in this world. I mean I'm GonNa Die Someday at the hands of some dog owner who I- i- assault because he's fucking his dog or he's somehow abusing an animal. I'll get into some kind of situation. I'll probably wind up dying but you know what I'd rather die that way and some other ways what model and talk is this disclosed. Got Some kind of a problem just because of this. You know this is all because of that one dog that you rescued that time. Oh Oh by the way. You didn't hear. Did you know I finally talked to the owner that little dog that rescued. Yeah and very Nice Lady. I talked to her. She never goddamn heard a thing about anything that happened. Say That again again. I'll say it as many times as you want the people that owned that little dog that I found. They never heard anything about what you did. They didn't hear word fucking one man. Nobody told them. That's according to her. You believe her. No Oh you know I. I don't believe it but here's the thing I it doesn't matter to me. It's okay if she was embarrassed. That's fine but I told her. I said you know your dog was out on the street. Oh really all Gimme a shit. Yeah that's what I thought I said you know and I took him in and I and I. I had him overnight and I took him to the vet and with everything that I told this woman I got a hug and cool and that's fine and if you're embarrassed and you don't want to commit to the fact that you did hear about all this ship that's groovy and then I was able to give her the little flea medicine I got from the vet. So that's cool. Why don't we get into something more pleasant than the problems that you have with dog owners? Jesus very everybody knows you got it in for a half of them. Don't have it in for. What is that supposed to mean? Everyone knows that you don't like animal owners because you think you're better than them no. I do not think that you're trying to tell them how to raise their dogs and the cats no. I'm telling them that when I hear their dog or their cat in distress when I see their dog or their cat in distress some of these assholes that are these pictures go viral that seal. That seal had an elephant's weapons knows what some freak accident some something happened is ill went up this seal's nose and by God people couldn't get enough of that photograph. They just thought that was the most fascinating fascinating and then it became a mean and then it became a joke. That's an animal in some level of distress. I don't know I don't find it funny but hey knock yourself out feelings going way off the deep end. Yeah I know I know anytime. You show any real concern for something other than a human being. You're a Weirdo. All right. We'll go ahead finish your story about about what. What is the thing? The Guard Dog. Oh the guard. The the fight that fire there was a dog. You heard this but Dan dog was still there and everything and then there's brother ran off so you got two dogs one of which got out and had to go into rescue in another city the other dog. Everyone's just going. Oh isn't isn't that. Just Fan fucking tastic. Dog Stayed at the House. Meanwhile this God damned owner. What's her story? There was a fight. Fill then how did this rescue or get up there and find this dog. How was it? This dog was fed and watered while this fucking owner is someplace wherever they are. Filling was a fire. People couldn't get in there. How did this lady get in there? Okay some quote unquote dog rescue. Or what the fuck is going on with this world if you have a dog or a cat and you leave it to the mercies of a fire somebody on a throw you you wanNA fucking cage for the rest of your life there. How's that a lot better than what Phil originally said? Yeah well don't worry about it. I'm not kidding you man you got a dog or a cat I would. I don't care what I gotta do. I'm going to get that animal and I'm not going to rest until I know those animals are safe and he's just it just drives me nuts. You know what what if she was on a town and the fire broke out and she she might have had a dog sitter. Nothing in the story indicates that okay. Nothing the story indicates that at all. It's this she couldn't get in there because of the fire but the dog the dog. Rescuer the rescuer dog. Rescuer was able to do it so I you. Don't get your undies. A bunch okay. You know what frank always says when the underwear gets wadded up and get stuck and you know pushed up at their. Yeah why are you laughing. I'm waiting to hear what Frank Frank saying. Frank always says to calm me down and compete. We always says says listen some days your underwear gets what it up into a tight ball. Yeah I'm listening all right all all of a sudden all three of these one two three four of these men are the underwear get other folders filled. There's Robert There's Bud yes this four when never mind Margaret now. I'm bored I'M GONNA win the underwear gets wanted up and you take a figure and stick it some of them. I can't remember now. I can't know because of all the distractions Millersville the results. Your undies getting Awad. It's more than that. It's much more we all know the saying. Don't let your yeah. Let's just get going here with you but I'm trying to move this thing thing along before the whole thing just comes crashing smoldering wreck you know. What a SP- easy? Let's take a break. world-famous fill in radio coming up the show. We have to be interesting because run torture is going to make an appearance. You know he was. He was on the show to talk about climate. Change on general you when the doctor were on the Saturday cinema. Well we had Saturday. This was a movie the Ron brought in called freaks. Oh my that's a classic that's a timeless classic. Yeah okay whatever you say. You didn't like it well. Of course it was. It was profoundly moving. I felt so sorry for those people. I'm not sure how you're supposed to enjoy movie like that. It's a commentary general on the ugliness not of the so-called freak the ugliness of the rest of us the ugliness of the rest of us. I'm marjory e the eight that pretty so Ron Turner Ron Turner buttocks and he brought it in. Because he was angry at the fact that the other egg heads at the observatory make more money than him and get more women. This was his problem with this problem with. What's his name deductor Steven even Turner? No Man Hawking I mean Dr Steven apartment yeah rest his soul and then after Ron Turner we have Chris Door Don with his top three adult adult films of all time and you may be interested in these. Why are we doing this because Chris tweeted these out over the weekend one and were one of them's he's actually working on hasn't even come out? What is this just a self promotion noticed? These are his top three adult films of all time and then Bobby Duly Oh my God. She's got these Hashtag. She's driving me nuts with these hashtags. You've heard about this yes I am. She's got she's got hashtag. BBB But set me but build out band but buildouts gets about asks enhanced but if you choose by language and then the other has tag is stop. Stop the S. enhance. And she's been bugging me yes. He tweeted a lot of people but I mean she's been texting me. What does she want? She wants me to back her up. She wants me to start Hash tagging all this nonsense. I don't know what to do. I like women are going to do what women are going to do. So she doesn't want to get she doesn't want the but but build out why because bobby thinks she was born with perfect small little pin cushion but and she thinks he thinks all these women going out for what she calls the Gargantuan build out or one hundred yards of ass is was. Steve Steve's idea and she wants to back her up she thinks it's unnatural looking and most women don't need that look. Well you know the women that need the wind that are built that way. Well that's my point Phil. If if that's the way you look to begin with God bless you but if you retiring little thing and then you go out and get what we right there. Here's the term here right here. Eighth wonder of the world s and the other term. What are you reading? Where where are you reading this? What are you talk? We'll look at Phil we if again you're gagging telematics Thomas if gagging don't make fun of him million firms all right. I'm sorry God man. Where are you reading this? I reading it right here. This is the the bobby issued stop the ASS enhance. She's got a number of these terms. I hate to see that. No eight s of the world. Eight eighth after the world yet. I'm joking eight. s of the world. And here's another term planet ass planet ass no not playing it. S as in. There's a planet named it's your ass. Is Planet size your asses planet size. Although the other category here is planet that's then visit planet ass. The most women will be visiting planet ass sometime in their lifetime. Yeah a lot of guys will be too what a vulgar slob. I'm Margaret Grey. We'll be right back. You love that Phil Andrews. He just cracks me up. Hi Everybody Turkington for planet asked the place where you get all of your pants tight. Capri Pants you spray on jeans ladies. Listen I don't care how you built you don't have to have a big one a little one. It doesn't matter to me. What Kinda hips you've got? We've got all a very tight tight fitting very flattering panties pants jeans slacks jockey. Shorts Gulf tights jockey silks knickerbockers writing pants. jodphurs and spray on business suits slacks. You know if you go out and you want to be a success in business it doesn't mean you have to dress like you got on this big old baggy pants suit the kind that you know the former first lady war and people that like to hang out with her and laugh at her jokes. We're talking about a spray on skin tight business suit that you can knock him out in and sign that big big multibillion dollar construction deal to build a skyscraper in downtown Pong Kong who knows Turkington planet ass for all of your skin tight tight needs for pants and slacks ladies to show off whatever size rear end. You've got it doesn't make any difference to us. We do not judge you. We do not judge you bill. CLINTON'S PLANET S. We do judge you and we're back here are the same is still heavy. Show from the M. Pacific here in southern California. Let's get on the phone now With John Turner and run joins us from observatory. Gin cloverdale Colorado run. It's Margaret and pardon for all the cacophony there we've got you guys are busy tonight. Hey Ron it's fill henry. How are you great bill? Thank you for allowing me back on the program. We understand and you had the point that you wanted to make on the on the movie. I told everyone about the film and by the way a lot of happy about that but I will tell you that. I brought the Viet his general. Sean does I brought the Bovey for very specific grease it and I was disturbed that people levite has been read by there. I don't mean to say or put down anybody That has a physical deformity. Well from what I gather in from. What the general told does the movie freaks that you brought in which is a classic and a very well known film film? That was very disturbing for its date. Probably still is a lot of people but it was a commentary on the guys you work with a it was a commentary. I get something that needs to be said. It was a commentary on a lot The really intelligent guys that I work with the phillies. You know I'm recently divorced. I've got a lovely girlfriend. I've got a wonderful son and I make Echeverri good living But it seems that every time I published a paper every time I go to a conference or go to a seminar of about to deliver a paper here cubs other guys would some other doctors somebody who has a paper of his own that somebody's only stealing by Saad under over here at the at the About better service oriented thinking about your cat. Okay that and nothing leader demand. We're not talking about his cat right now. Bud Chat. It's nothing was trying to fits up. Men Try to fit something in. He knew said Steele. My thought you were talking about my cat referencing it. You're the cat thunder yes sloughed. Please robots to stick to the point. All right fine you still got a cat named Sunday. And that's been bud was talking about really because we it's funny. I've got a dog. They blading yeah. We bought together like thunder. Do you WanNa talk about this or do you want me to yeah. Let's do it okay. I thought I'd be convivial. Run Heights. Market listen we don't want to do anything that is going to subvert. What is you want to say so we get off topic all right? What I'd say is if you know these guys that I work with these EG heads all these guys are published papers? They're all about five foot the way a buck duffin. They're skinny dorks for the big oversize hourglasses and they've got these wives that are so hot and then what was discuss your problem. It's causing a problem. Because I don't for back a lot of them get hired on for more buddy that I originally got hired. What are they making more money than you now? Most likely most likely because a lot of these guys workup and they work at the second floor. Which is where the research is? Dodd God at some high buddy stuff and I've been down here where I've at the planning level at sure. I make a very good living but I. I don't get to go upstairs. Where the research is that? I don't I don't think go upstairs. Although the plot is divided whether the optics are good I I don't I don't understand the business of astrophysics business. It's real simple Ville there's stratification and all these guys that are coveted coveted here for Institute of Technology Caltech the coveted. We're here for Bali egghead schools at. You could see him every weekend where we have our cocktail mixers or if we have sub party at the beach here these guys that are railhead instead white skin in the really hot wives at the really hot wise pull it a jaguars or CD's beds so we'd guy come a role in it here like two hundred thousand dollar refit hover at for for for a joke. He had a but she could for a joke yet of a she got Gerald said not. Wasn't it works. Just a fake. She Guide and he gets to do the whole bus. He's got spaghetti fit arms. He's white is a piece of paper he's got size. That are about their. You know his thighs are like chicken. Legs I walk around. Check out of the car steps this beautiful slab of hot blood with Shijie. Watch it if you don't mind Ron all all right but I mean she is. She's bill they'll talk she's a brick out your by the commodores right. She's a brick. Ouch that's exactly how I feel. I was into Samba commodores. Because she's a brick house did dude. She's mighty fine Yaw. Aw She's letting it all hang out. She's brick Margaret. You don't have to get up and start dancing. I need to express it. She's a brick. Watch the hips bargain cut. I have to move the hips. Hold on for run. Listen she's a brick just knocked over the stand then move it okay. 'cause Momma's dancing and that's the commodores. Do Ah doors called bric brick out brick house. That's what that's what you referred to right. Yeah I do I talk though. But she is a brick she gets out of the truck out of this hover at this guy gets out and he's wearing he's GonNa Cambo pants and a camera shirt with big a big gigantic Dork hourglasses at a helmet. And he's got a big cigar. Say Hey what's up. y'All you know as scare cooler. Well I mean run some people their lifestyles are just very ostentatious. It's not that it's the guy's got this girlfriend. That's right off the cover. She could be she could be an idiot idiot. Really Hot Sausage magazine. So what does that mean. Sausage Magazine magazine Got Hermaphrodite got hermaphrodites. I don't look at those pictures. Say they usually specialize the real. Hot smut is so the guy's got a girlfriend who looks like she's right out in the pages of some of the pages of some trash Tan smutty Silky magazine. Yes but it's not the way you're saying it bargain. Yes she is. She's she looks. Alright I'll say it. She looks like she's ready to the pages of a bag as the pages stick together. I hope and pray that the girlfriend you have Margaret. Oh great no I hope and pray the girlfriend you have right now gets a real knows full of you and heads for the hills before she finds out what living around you is like. Wow how what. Why would you say that? What is it what you can you describe this girl in terms other than the pages stick together? Try to tell you. That's how she is. And that's your dream. That's the kind of woman you want right. I'd like to have the option filled. You understand that the other words I'd say no that's that's that's what my girlfr- cricket my girlfriend is a great girl. That's what I just said. Just try to stay up here yes. He's a great gal. I'll be talking about the whole and bill certainly. Alice is a is a wonderful girl. She's very pretty. You know I mean ah she's she's she wears a lot of the. She dresses like a guy to be honest with you. And that's all right. I mean that's her choice. I wish he works up a little bit more skin-tight but she dresses like a dude. She wears construction boots and Whereas a t shirt with a cigarettes rolled up in it I just heard Hetero? What happened there Phil Phil's laughing and I'll tell you why he's laughing? He thinks your girlfriend is Celebi and I didn't say that that's what he's thinking. Well let me ask you. Is She if she what did you say. She's got cigarettes better teacher and she wears construction boots. Lootz is she a what is she. Is She. Gay Ron Issue Lesbian. Well why would she be what you know. What if you were if if you were here if you were there I'd get a car? Don't say it man don't be thrown threats but what are you trying to say. I'm responding to the woman that you're describing this woman who's your girlfriend and you say you love you. He's as good as your son who you love I do. I Love Alice at all by artist. She loves me right man you said. But she's not sexy. She doesn't dress sexy. She dresses like a man you he said. And meanwhile you're jealous of what your fellow scientists girlfriend straight out of you see straight of magazine that the pages stick together awed at Byu guys trying to fake outrage. You're actually sitting to go to pages stick together and I could hear the laughter birth. I hear you try to hold back back with a completely asset situation. Let me Let. Let's start from the beginning here. There's a great idea. Where where's this coming from anyway? Hold on good point but what is the whole trip. Now man you showed freaks. I brought freaks it because it is a classic at I wanted to show it the general short I wanted for your for your Subscribers or the best the best age pass family to see it. Yeah and I also felt. I was angry after go to this Pool Party Pool Party in December Pool Party in December Indoor Pool at this guy's house. Okay that's how Richie is all right. We'll show you you say you doubt. I'm sorry go ahead. An indoor pool at tub dough ex house this guy who's got real thin arms rail real fit and thighs okay. Big Yellow teeth big frigate Allah glasses hair with it. Looks like Hebrew. cribs his hair still he's got dandruff off winning these cammo pants right off the rack. He looks ridiculous at outstep his girlfriend of the ball. But who's right out of the pages of a magazine that you'd ever did find in stores you'd fight it lay on a railroad track or in an alley in other words. Some Guy Look at. It did laugh if you want to fail. But that's part of life life. Yeah okay run so you got angry and you brought in freaks and your comedy as I work with freaks that was entirely all right. That was part of it. What what else that you send your angry and you want to act out? You wanted to somehow express that anger. I had to so I brought it freaks. And that's what these guys it's already you bunch of freaks didn't mean the the actual freaks the movie I bet the does the The artist strongman boyfriend right there. You know what Ron that's what you thought of. After I call John I told you how dare you You know paint these guys. Who are butch assholes at your mind the same way? These poor unfortunate people people are okay. I Apologize. It's one of the reason why I come on to apologize but I do. I work around the KAIEDA freak. That was the trappings happy's artists at her strong bad boyfriend. I work around people. You know who are freaks at take advantage of and I work hard Laurent. Maybe it's time you go to the boss lawsuit. Whoever it is the observatory and let them know in no uncertain terms? You WanNa be upstairs on the second or whatever the hell. I don't want to be up there with them but I went to buddy that they're making you better. I believe it all right then. It's time for you to go up to their boss and say hey boss boss man you know we're looking to. I'm looking to make a little bit more money. I I do yes Sir Yourself. Hey right there. A search itself. Hey Hey hey hey I know all about thirty and I know what I did to do but I want what do explain to people what they thought. I Bet when I bought the movie it so now I want to ask you a question and it's a bunch of sinuses. The air is very very very dry these days usually. I don't sound this way when I talk a lot and then it happened because you know Chris Norton is a sinus problem or at least he we think he does. He says he doesn't and it may be something related to the guy. Is that what you're saying. No no but we're saying it might be something having to do with being on the radio talking lot drying out. Do you need to drink water or something like that. got a bottle of water here. I got something better. GotTa Hubert Cocktail. Yeah about that what. What does that you'd never heard of the Hughley the cocktail cocktails all the hugoline family of cocktails? Yes they had the the RTD at sticker. What I do is I buy the eight ounce can is fantastic? I got I got I got a six pack of sidecars. Dockery's yeah try. It feel human cocktails. I've heard of them. Yeah I I got the six pack and I love to sit back when I get home at crack. Open A six. Pack of Hewlett stingrays cut. Damn Okay but run. Don't be overdoing it. Man in in the shooting yourself in the foot you're looking to get upstate not upstairs you looking to get a little bit more money from your employers your here on my net cast to the extent that somebody will hear this. Oh look the guys I work for it they they don't they need be board that I did. W what but but to see this guy and this other Guy David Ketchup. David catch you guys gets out with the big wide ears. He's he's cross eyed. He's got bucked teeth. The Guy He's got ahead ahead bigger that his torso gets out of this Jaguar and stepping out. The other side is a beautiful slamming hot Brunette with a obvious breast job okay. I'll be cleaners. I can't bargain obviously gigantic breasts job. little tidy the twelve inch waist. Little Tidy did twenty edge eighteen hips law legs and these gigantic. I read this got to be fifty five sixty. CBS chest. You Kidding Me God I you kidding kidding you look at bad. Don't be making fun of the way I'm reacting a sixty inch chest and a twelve inch waist. Yes what you guys take up saying here bad talking to myself and you're jealous of that Well why would I be. What kind of a woman is she? What kind of brains does she have? What can she bring your life beyond that? Who cares touch? You understand who cares. Every night I go to bed at the when I looked at my feet I see three things I see both feet and I see something else. Stick it up the air. Jesus Wow oh no doubt Oh phil you wow dot e while you know you know you you don't run. So what do you think i. Oh I think that Ron Turner like a lot of the guys you have on. Your show is working way too hard. Needs himself a little vacation time. Yeah to the guy he's GonNa. He's got to take out his anger on the DOC Dork gathered ahead bigger than what he's saying he said. What are these guys is ahead bigger than his torso which is so beyond? Yes you you know what he needs to do is go on his life. Better there you go there you go bottomline Bengo. Then that's immoral story. You don't be jealous. Somebody else go out and make your life the your success and by the way the movie freaks is that very commentary right general well. The movie freaks tells us that at the end the real freak The normal people the normal looking people their their souls their their minds are twisted far more than anything possible with the poor. Are you know unfortunate. It's that we're not circus. So yes that is the theme and in the end the trapeze artist and the The strong man they didn't include that in there. Yeah there's a there's an unseen to the movie freaks that was not as I watch the movie and we didn't have that insane. What are you talking about? I mean the movie that the general and the doctor Turner showed the freaks. The ending was shot. That ending was shot for a happy ending. The real the original ending freaks ends with showing this chicken woman woman and one other thing that was in the original freaks. The strong man is on a sort of a swing he they've turned into a Castrato basically they castrated him. Oh my God getting that says bitches that wasn't I I didn't see the did you find it. I didn't go looking for it. Ron brought the movie in. We gotta go look and find the original ending to freaks just like we were able to find the uncut version of brain. That wouldn't die. Oh Oh forgotten that brain would win. The man's arm gets told. God Go haw. Yeah but you loved it Margaret. What do you mean I thought it was interesting from an aesthetic point of view the way he slid down the wall with the blood? Trent seizes world-famous Henry Show felony. Show DOT com. Chris Norton three favorite favorite adult Christmas. Movies and Bobbie Dooley with her hashtags. Banned the build out and stop the ASS enhance on the world famous Phil Emery. Show this portion of the world famous Phil Hendrie show is brought to you by Ted's of Beverly Hills go to Ted's of Beverly Hills for the delicious thick steaks and you can also get Ponca Pie as well as other Christmas Fair. They'll have Turkey giblet and all the fixings. Yes Ted's of Beverly Hills they've been in Beverly Hills Haha three guesses since one thousand nine hundred and eighty-one Ted's Beverly Hills. Well they've been there since. Nineteen seventy six but Ted took it over in the early eighties. And that's when it really took off and it wasn't under the ages of his father who drank too much. Hi everybody this is Ted Bell Boy. I'll tell you something we've got the steak Diane will flamboyant right there at your table. Imagine that me Ted Vel. All of the dishes are served by me personally. Sleep folded Napkin over my arm. I'm wearing a dark blue blazer and I will come to the table personally and flom Bay that steak with a very ingratiating smile. I'll ask you how your day he has been and I'll cook your steak right in front of you until it's black and there's nothing left of it. I've only kidding it'll be delicious. You'll love it and to Ted's that's two cup of Ted's it's a captain Morgan's and coke. That's a Ted I invented it. Ted's of Beverly Hills there in where Beverly Hills. Oh come out today. As the back of the world famous Phil Hendrie show from the Pacific on Southern California. This is general. Kaelin Shaw reminding you that with a backstage pest the famous Phil Hendrie show you access to over thirty five thousand hours of some of the finest radio ever recorded some of the greatest radio broadcasts in the history of God and Man. That's right in the history of the entire world speed at check. beat it. world-famous Phil Hendrie show subscription for a month or year here at Phil Hendrie Show Dot Com and be a member of our backstage pass family. Then go onto the backstage pass. I've got bud L.. Handed off to you all right all right well slowdown then. Go to the B. S. P.. Chat after you get a backstage pass subscription and and joined a chat and get on the board the board and then be eligible for the drawing trying to be with Mr Henry for the races at Santa Nita's after running all that way with that description doesn't sound like much of a payoff does it. I think it does that. Sounds fantastic all right. It is fantastic. You'll be with me and some of my select friends at Santa Anita for date. The races a member of our family in Arcadia California. Yeah man and that's where you grew up. If you call that grownup I'm joking. Yes that's where I grew up. I used to do you write down picking up tickets. Yeah he's the ride my bike but it's right right down to the parking lot at Santa Anita and pick up all the pair mutual tickets because they look like money and I thought they were worth something they might have been. You never know maybe some jackass. Jack ass tossed a winning ticket. You know had never occurred to me. It never occurred. He'd never occurred to you that some of those tossed tickets that you were collecting might have been worth real money. No I looked at them. I thought because they were tossed they must be worthless so okay. So I ain't that bright man so you know Sumi This is the world famous Phil Hendrie show from the Pacific go here in southern California. Chris Norton is on the line with us from Christmas. Actually at his studio there doc in Redondo beach or is it your in Pasadena Right. Chris is right in thirty. I'm in Pasadena California right on the allred says us in the studio right now. Now what is it music playing. You know we're we're not doing any silmi in fact places but I always have this music playing being in the studio on the South Stage area because we wanNA keep a mood the mood so whether we have the cameras rolling or not Whether are there we are setting up when people come in they immediately sorta roll. Ask into they the vibe of the stub theft assets. You know so in other words. There's music playing constantly. Yeah playing constantly. Always make sure it's a tape machine looping. Is it the same song. I'm sorry. This is the same song will stop the same so I mean this is. This is a fast. That's this is the founder has found. You know that's has this relaxing. If almost as if you you as a person you are for funding this way as gray but it's almost if you as a person are appeanas and this is the Lou that you've alright. I've heard enough. Thank you thank you very much Chris. No it's okay. Let's get to your top three so I just wanted. We're going to be hearing this music throughout. Yes wow this is i. It's fine it's fine. This is how I you know. I came in here to do some work and I always have. You always have the sound of sex. Yeah I always have the best on in the background again as I you said a million times I have very extreme amounts of size and I need to have I need to keep it SORTA I have a lot assessed by fueled and I need to keep this s fueled and to keep it. Just keep the tankful. Although you know take all right thank thank you thank you very much. So let's talk about your your top picks here. I have atop pace of the SAS movies. Top adult film Christmas is and the reason why I'm I'm excited. I'm excited it'd be telling you about as one of these I will be producing and that is the Bob made Christmas special. And that's going to be coming out on. NBC Not Really GonNa be coming out on NBC. But I wanted to say like it might have down's all the place the Bob Hope. Doc You know I know it sounds like the Bob. Hope Christmas special. Yeah it says the Bob Meek Christmas special on NBC. Hey and what does that mean. It's going to be on NBC. No that'd be on NBC. But it sounds like Bob Hope. So you're calling it but this is a real guy. Yeah that's the whole thing. I talked about me I said look. Let's do Christmas special. The Bob Christmas special and he asked me what what he have to do. And I said just you know. Also you'll have says and we'll say it's the Bob Me Christmas special and play Jingle Bells Jingle Bells and then we go to the scene. He's under a Christmas tree three and it's missionary. And then they do they do back door and then more back to back door back door then I get the idea. For God's sake you guys are asking about it all right. So it's the Bob beat Christmas special right but I'm telling you it's but it sounds like Bob hope and when I haven't do it is it will. It'll open up McGrath describe. It opened that with Bob and candy on a stick who's the woman's name that are actresses. God How many times I gotTa tell you. I'm not familiar with these. People are very big. NFL is industry. So Babe's candy on a stick. Their missionary sent back to back door thin. He turns the camera goes hi. I'm Bob Meat. I gotTa Tell You you know you know what I mean. I'm Bob Meaning I gotTa tell you. That's what Bob Hopes. Okay so that all right. So is it a satire Bob. Hope is that what it is. No it's Morton incident. It's an amish to it. My Dad is a huge Apollo Facet data and make a movie for you. It'll be be Bob. Hope maybe by me and he peed hung the phone up on me as soon as I called. But I'm still talking the FBI to get receiver. Open it hill. Are you a strange from your father. Am I strange to my father. Are you estranged from your father. Do Talk to you. uh-huh yeah I talked to my father every weekend but he just happened to hang up. I mean that takes 'cause I don't know he was watching site. I think he's watching golf. So you start talking to your father and he just hangs up. It goes back to golf said Dad. I'm going to do a Bob Hope Special. It's going to be called Bob Special. It starts out with back door on the second back door. I hear click so that call him back and it's my mom my mom if Chris it's just high. I talked to death onto him badge. Bob Meet Click. You know so I called back. Well well wait a second man. We call back. He Goes Tell Dad is Chris. I WanNa talk to Bob meet he goes. I'm sorry hung up on you because I was watching golf. Okay it opens with Bob. Meet doing back door back door doing doggy doggy. Then some anal. And then he goes hi. I'm Bob me and I gotTa tell. Oh Yeah just like the way you like Bob. Hope to say only. I don't realize my dad's already hung up again. So why didn't you hear Click. I don't know man that tied in here clicks that callback he goes. Oh you're still talking and okay I get the general idea when you get the idea. Chris you finally didn't WanNa talk to you about your filmmaking. EPI very proud of me except except he doesn't like he doesn't like the fact that you're making movies. No he just doesn't like me talk because he said I felt like a no brainer at Budgetbattey it Mattie Leslie Okay so Bobby Christmas special. Yeah Bob Me Christmas special number two one of my favorite movies. It's another one that I'm writing up up to are any of these movies. have any of these movies produced. We'll know misery asked me for my three favorite. So these are movies that you're working on movies that I've written or I'm about to write that that I'm gonNA produce. Yeah go ahead. Yeah so the next one is called Mrs Claus all in on L. Filing God. Damn what's the what's it called Mrs Claus. All Ian Ellis Island. Yeah basically MRS CLAUS HAS AN ARGUMENT WITH CERTAIN WITH MR the clause and she goes to L. Filan to you know go ahead and you know it kind of just you know. Just to be making jealous and everything. So she hangs out on L. File and meanwhile the phone's ringing phones ran the answer. No she's not here not here. Meanwhile she's a hot tub with else. Mrs This is Klaus goes to all right Chris so I get the general idea. This is Mrs Claus in an orgy with elves though not an orgy. I never said that she goes to L. Filing gets a rub down goes into the SPA. Yeah she gets a hot tub with a health but basically she's pairs off with the head l.. WHO's the head of the SPA? Okay and L. Only by two foot two but has got penis bits two feet long is is this a cartoon or something no man. I got relaxed. But you never see you. Never see the actual graphic. You don't see the Penis attached to the Elf. You see the Elf and you see Steve Claws and then we bring we bring stunt Pena's you bring in a stunt Pinas gotta everytime I on your program. I try to be the technical aspect bad movies. And you're all because a lot of the stuff you say Minnesota out there. It's got a list of kookiest ideas. Maybe some of them would succeed seed. But I don't know in your hands Chris. All this stuff just turns the garbage that whole rexrod mountain or whatever. I'm all climb climb rest Rod. Yeah great movie. You'd never even released man never even made it into a theater. I'm working on what's the third one. The third movie is not so silent night. This is part. Three in your girlfriend series knossos. Silent Knight Hearts Three. Your your girlfriend series Laura the third time Dickman. You're going I take it easy so it's number three in the your girlfriends I guess nuts night means what exactly what is this. Just one starts Chris Lynn and Cynthia Lube and Chris let and Cynthia Lube try general blitz macos theater and we'd like a megaphone ago. Even watch it will Ya. I be me than you. I'll tell you that. Oh you're right you he would wanna be me. Give me a break man. I have ISS over and over and over and over again with which hand Jesus God and Right hand which you want something if by if my left hand if I'm having sex with my left hand then it's blonde that's about five foot eleven with the biggest para cash all right so then. The movie's called the movie's called MRS CL. No it's called the person it's called not so silent night. Okay so you're with someone's girlfriend. I'm not Chris Lit are let me guess. He's with Cynthia Loom. Yeah and she is. Bob made his girlfriend McChrystal. It picks her up and spend the weekend with her. And it's like it's like hot from beginning to end cause she's pissed off at a better boyfriend Bob me. 'cause she saw him. You know given back door to some to some chick out of Beaver Lake. Okay and at Beaver Lake. That's just a place in the movie. So she decides she's GonNa Cheat on him and she goes with. Chris lit to his to his cabinet. And Okay and it's it's like not so silent night man you know on Christmas all you hear is yeah. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah and Santa Claus is trying to drop toys down chimneys and I like it here through. The neighborhood is just Yeah give it to you. Know 'cause that's what you get when you you know when you tag when you pay when you when you're when you're Cynthia Luke's boyfriend and you're tagging tagging something out in the woods dude speech therapist. Yeah now I'm seriously speech service. I think you need it. Why because I'm trying to collect my thoughts? No because you sound like there might have been some brain damage. Maybe didn't get oxygen when you were born. Maybe it was cut off. I don't know yeah you guys say that. 'cause I get more tail per capita a crystal I do. I get more more more asked per square inch of my face that any Chris. Norton Ladies and Gentlemen world-famous Phil Hendrie. Show listen thank you very much backbeat Christmas special which has been produced yet. Mrs Claus all in on L.. Filan not so silent night the your girlfriend girlfriend series. Yeah great looking forward to that Chris. Not on the world famous Phil Hendrie show not is pushing the world. Famous Henry Henry show is brought to you by sweep farm. Do you love suite farm where you can bring people you love and have them love you love you back for parking somewhere where they can be secure and safe for the rest of their lives. Default sweet for the fighters retirement facilities. Lose all of the lands nationwide form Brandon. Your loved ones. Too sweet farm made out of a human skull discounts available. Aw Barbecue is back gyms Lieberman. They tried to run out of town on a rail. They said that his restaurant was filthy. The health department tried to shut him down. People tried to say there was vermin lice. Rats all kinds of stuff running around in the kitchen but people can't get enough of Jim Sleeper Tins Barbecue gyms lever in the barbecue. We make this. I like it. Jim Sleeper Tins barbecued. Nothing will keep him out of business. Visit Jim Sliver Dunes. Barbecue Gyms Lebron's Barbecue Sixteen twenty-one Ethel highway in the city of Gouge they met Matt Ladies and Gentlemen world-famous Phil Show from El Pacifico in southern California. And we're happy to have bobby and Steve Duly joining US bobby as these hashtags Margaret and we want to get to The hashtag you remember discussing these over the weekend bobby that you're concerned concerned that cosmetically women are really going in for these so-called enhancement. This I don't know but you call you called an asset Hansman. Well you know one of our tag. They've stopped the ASS enhance. Yes that's right and then the The but build out Bama but build out right reason that we're in. Thank you Margaret for talking with me about it. I heard you earlier. It sends me like it was in the rotation for you to be honest with you. I don't I don't know where you're coming from where I'm coming from this. There are a lot of women like myself and for instance Catherine Kerchief Jones. I mentioned inching that I I had been talking with Kathy Duncan Urp. Odd Way into the winter tackler planning session and that was ladies Kathy Dunkin Earth. That's right just question. She's not a religious famous herbs. The famous hurts the Wyatt. Urp you ever heard of the family. That's not a joke is no. There's there's got to give her the waiter. No I haven't because they did settle in California l. -fornia they were in San Bernardino well ask her about that. Let the interesting so so in any event you were talking to Cassie Dunkin break. I went I was talking into her and I said let's do the big. This is by. I'm on your program right now Phil when I said to. Kathy Duncan Herb. Let's let's do the big band the build out and stop the ass in hand and I think that's what it was. Yeah stopped the enhanced and I said are you all in and she started laughing so much and I remember looking at her face. It turned red. Her eyes were bloodshot. Her mouth was open and she was bearing her teeth. And I can see the saliva sticking between her teeth and she was going ha like that and I was recoiling from it. I remember backing up as you continue to. Just uh what was she. was she being aggressive about it. We're committee she was being aggressive aggressive. I said are you all in on stopped the Afghan hands and she said what's that I said that we don't start putting you know that we don't enhance our butts uh-huh and I turned around and I pointed to my own rear end. So I said are you down with US stopping the build out and she goes. What do you mean by that and I turned it? I showed shoulder my rear end and all right my part of the way down and I said that we stopped and I'm pointing and that's what I heard. Ha Steve Duly with this. You saw this happen. I did see it happen and what bobby was trying to say is are you done with it or not. Because we're talking not GONNA cancel you. Don't get hurt and she goes about. What and bobby goes? He told him. This part Steve Concert but then yeah bobby pulled her pants down. 'cause these are two ladies. Okay there's two ladies and I already seen it you know he's already seen it so really it was just too ladies and Steve is seen it. Okay Steve is seen it. You pull your pants. It's just going to be another one of those interviews but better. We can certainly take our interview over to Kenan. John's or over to the Jim Rome. Yeah that's right. Take it over to Jim Jim. Roman he'll be happy to talk to you and Bobby about stop the ASS enhance or whatever. It's GonNa Laugh. I'm just asking Ms Dooley I for me to take you seriously. You are talking about wanting to stop women. Enhancing their their butts right. That's correct yes. Because some of us are born as I was with a perfect were they petite and high rear end in other words my but if you will the but has a good shape to it and there's for their there's firm for Mississippi or firmness. I guess there's no use the word firm when all right general. I didn't know that you're a grammar teacher. Well no there isn't bobby. Let's all right. So you're you do have a firm rear end. How do you know how do you know I'm listening to what you're saying? I'm trying to back you know I'm sorry. You have a firm rear end industry. That's my wife. You're talking about duly back off and shut up if you don't mind okay. Okay is that right. Yes that's right and there are some there are some of us there. Are Women out here who have round perfect small high. Hi Pin cushion butts that stick out and everything we don't have to go and have cement or what is the equal of of a couple of yards of cement put into each cheek so that we have rear ends that are difficult to get through doors with these are rear ends that you know Steve The jerk the other day I'm serious you'd have to put a yellow flag on it. You'd have to put flashing Red Lights. I'm being dead serious. You're you're serious. About what if you're backing up. I'd Miss Dooley. Let's talk seriously. You know full well that that's not gonNA happen. I'm telling you right now Mr Henry if you look at some of the ass enhance doing is talking about espn and some women are way out of control. And so what I'm saying is stop it. Just stop it. If you have a flat one then you're gonNA have to get on a stair stepper or the fact that the butts flat okay all right. So what Margaret you know with the respect your you. ooh Don't don't do it okay. Because I'll meet you behind the sit and sleep and this time I will be waiting around feeling with baseball. Bats are. I don't want to have any of that talk any that that stuff went down years ago. I don't WanNa hear about it anymore. They understand I. Don't bring it up. Mr Andropov Margaret all right. But I don't want to listen to her insulting mate. Bobby you don't need to start start bringing up personalities and other people you know who's rear ends or whatever may not be this or that. Let's talk about what it is you're talking about. You don't want women to have these ass enhancements. Yeah the topic is enhanced. Stop the F. and a half stack and I talked to Margaret and markets that she was all in talk to you tonight about it. I was sympathetic. Well well for those of us and there are many of us who have regular good but that stick out. I don't know how we don't know how to say it. Mr My wife's but is good it sticks out like pincushions and everything looks good and pants. Looks good in a single slacker to or the double slack. What's a single slack? I mean it looks if you take one cheek cheek yet okay. That's you know I'll tell you Mr Mrs Duly one of the problems you have. Is You talk to people that just arrived live from another planet. I don't know anybody can understand what you're saying. Well nobody would like the one. Excuse me Robert but you know you're you're a single guy I'd rather not you know I'm single well L.. You have a girlfriend though. Yeah I gotta go friend me too. I don't know I don't like you guys are like you're young and you would. You'd probably want to look at it. And everything. Mister Dooley do yourself a favor done it. Oh hold on. Don't say anymore all I'm trying to say don't see any more. I think Steve's point point is well made what we're trying to say is let's take a look at what's going on around here. I have a perfect but okay and that's what I was saying to to That's what I was saying to. CASSIE DUNCAN I said. We want to stop the acid. Has she goes hug. Come again. And that's when I turned around and I made sure no one else was looking. I told my pants down pointed at it I said. Can you beat this. And she said No. She didn't say that she went. Oh or something like that and then ran around the car. I couldn't find her then ran behind one of the one of the corvettes right because we were in the parking lot there without the homeowners association. Planning meeting all right. So this is herb and she. I've taken his not on board with you. Know She's not but you know what that's why they wanna get the Hashtag going. And that's why I asked Margaret about it. I'll go ahead and I'll hashtag stop the acid handsome. What is what does the it's BBB? Oh then but buildouts because the bill out you know in terms of any construction job you do visit Henry. This is a surgery okay. It's not a construction job. Banda build out. It's like a major construction. Didn't project backing traffic for miles. You'll see some of these gals going down. The street with rear ends that are Gargantuan Wa and Gargantuan and and Gargantuan those three distinct elements and you say to yourself my God my God powers aircraft to land in the area. Where are you know? They're going to need all the red lights at Bobby. I think I got the general idea here. So you haven't said one word about health that's the key not one. What about about a women's health? Does this impact your health. I think so it does yes because if you sit down and you can't get up okay. That's where talking about it. Sounds sounds to me. Bobby like your so-called perfect rear end is being surpassed or people aesthetically now fighting a larger rear end and a woman more pleasing. And you're angry angry about that but he talked about you talking about you feel right. I think he's right. I think that the fact is styles. Come and ghost body. Howdy figures buddy techs? Come and go you got a small rear end. A Lotta guys like big butts now. No no they like buttons that stick out mind does wife spot sticks out good. Okay what what's wrong with sticking out. There's nothing wrong with that bobby but your sticks out like like horizontally and maybe they whipped this. I don't know. Bobbie Dooley the Hashtag go ahead. Bobby the Hashtag his band the but build out and stop the ASS enhance Hashtag. It's so we can stop these women from having asses make them look like they belong to the circus and could very well jeopardize the Health Alvin Safety of a lot of people just walking into a room and they'll take out an entire row of tables. I don't know just walking into a room swinging it around showing it off to guys every guy that's fees it's GonNa WanNa take a handful only stands to reason and that's inviting it's just inviting sexual harassment. Don't know no it isn't no. It isn't bobby. It's any more than a woman who wears a tight fitting skirt or a two piece bathing suits inviting harassment. It's up to the men to respect back them Mr Henry quits trying to sound you. Know what is this jet. Drive drive south politically correct and stuff at the two of you. Go take a flying jump out of a blimp. Okay what's that mean flying jump out of a blip that's a pretty good spread out the top of in my head. Good luck with that. Whatever I'm going to go ahead and Hashtag stop the acid Hanson ban? The buck build out just to keep her happy. You know what what happens to those people when they get their feelings hurt about something because she is obviously threatened by the fact that women have bigger butts than her and they start getting stupid and aggressive and ugly. Don't worry about it. Felt if she ever thinks she wants to step to Mama again. Good luck SWEETPEA. Good luck on. Mardi take famous Henry so executive news by Phil Henry for separate incorporated all rights reserved at podcast one. Yeah Whoa is by the vivid sectors in your own the

Bobby Christmas Chris Phil Phil Margaret Grey Bob me Dr Ron Phil Hendrie California Chris Norton Ron Turner Mrs Claus Ron it Ted General Kaelin Sean John Turner Mr Henry Santa Anita Chris Lit Beverly Hills
Episode #1522: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

56:31 min | 1 year ago

Episode #1522: The New Phil Hendrie Show

"Well this was an actor that I knew all right. You're talking about book book. Yes I am talking about. How do you know because you went was right there on twitter this guy wait wait a second? What eating not this guy is? You talk about nutting who is that That's the actor that you knew before you met Frank. Yes okay because I saw first of all. Let me just say I saw this. Picture is your folks. Have you saw it on twitter of market when she's twenty two. You're the cutest little thing of course I've seen it too however wait a minute so bobby was she. She saw I put the picture up and she says did Buck Buck. Not Me took the picture all right yes about me if he keeps keeps talking about Bucknell hold on but what are you. What are you worried about because I'm afraid he's got a dirty? I'm afraid is GONNA take it to filth. He'll take you to the level of Bologne. God Guy's name is nothing hey bud. Just chill out for just a second because I want to establish Bobby Dooley's coming on here. Yes yes. She's going to be coming on to talk to talk with me about the photograph because it is I like the picture but her comment was did buck own a comb and you know something. I'll just I'll reserve it for MS duly when she comes on so there's more to the story. There's the story yes but nothing I'm gonNA kick your ass. Asking what is I was Gonna ask what his name isn't but but not me man is but don't you too good luck betting I don't think he's an IMDB. I don't think he did any real professional acting. He was a struggling young actor like myself. Alright Service didn't quite make the grade and we went home in bucks. Casey went back to his family farm. There was a dairy there and people lost sight of him Doc. What's so funny about that? There's nothing funny about it. I grow emotional. When I think of buck gets me a bud? You're really cruising for as they say the old bruising. Sorry Yeah and okay so what have you so white after we talk about debt is so right after we talk talk about that well first off. We're going to have frank right yes report. It's Wednesday okay so franken law report. This is a really interesting case. This is a story of a woman. I forget her name right here Karen. I'm sorry frank if you're listening. Oh Karen Nude be here a Newbie. She snuck snuck into a nightclub because she didn't want to pay the dollar cover charge. She fell through. It was a club called Ringo's in Norwalk you little rock and roll club. What's a what's called? Ringo's is a club in Norwalk back. When was this? This is back in the eighty anyway. She snuck into a nightclub because she didn't want to pay date dollar cover. She fell through the window of of the can of the ladies room. Maybe she fell through the window the window to the ladies room on an alley and she hoisted herself up on a milk crate do you are you gonNA laugh all the way through this. Do you want to hear this right and you know I want to hear it from Frank. She wasted herself up on a milk crate fell through the window on her face and knocked your teeth out and got the club to pay for for this Fisher did because he's gray. I can't wait to hear about this weight Frank Great. It's just a great example. These lawsuits Paul Frank the club to pay for her front teeth. Yes so we'll hear from frank we have as well still who was a UH upset with the president being laughed at the United Nations and what did he expect. He's threatening a lawsuit well. This is something new and I haven't heard about the Basel Miserable Ezell. Try to sue anybody who long term he's been he's been preoccupied with other horse dung his support a president trump no just other horse done job yeah how about that and then Chris Norton is GonNa come on and it's another donald trump segment on. He's got a new the protocol length inner. Have you heard about this general. Have I heard about it well. You talked to him. I did talk to him but when I talked to him I hadn't heard of it. You're almost sounds like I was seeking the product out. No no he's got a protocol Chris Dorton lengthen all it is is some sort of a moisturizer search that is bright and shiny. There's a sheen to it and so at temporary blinds the woman and she thinks you've got a big one. Say again it. I'm just saying you have to rub your eyes to look at the guys thing so you think it's eight inches long and that's Chris a fill. Don't give me a hard time all they just go Chris Jordan Linklater Chris Norton's lengthen it what does he doesn't even after his many other after his name rexrod rex and how about this rex Raj Rod roddenberry enhancer. Oh God God please. Please don't let me kill. That's all I ask. I've got a son I would assume through high school. I don't want to go to the women's Calmly San Louis Obispo Gary. I don't want to go to the women's colony. Take this both San Luis Obispo and we don't want you to go there either all right folks. We'll be right back yeah I. There's a Jack Henderson Anderson's dairy. You know we do have have cows would make a wonderful cream dairy products yogurts creams and all of the books that you've come to rely on but they're also cows that I I would have no problem leaving them alone with my wife and daughter. That's the kind of family owned business we have from the humans to the cows we can be alone with your wives and daughters in a motel and now the world famous Henry Show presents for your dancing and listening pleasure. It's Alexei can for comedy kill it kill Hewlett. Don't say anything bud or Berry this in that that the records show she showed me her wedding ring and that she pointed to was by that's right back backer up to she's eight man could all right one. Let's go we're burning daylight bud right right sorry three and now ladies and gentlemen. It's time for Frank Grays low report. Yes Frank Gray my husband a legal mind for many many many decades check AIDS following the Marine Corps Frank. Oh No that's probably why I forget who I'm married to now his frank gray no that's fine next. We'll frank for God's sake no for God's sake anything anyway. Thank you very much Margaret. I am Frank Gray again. Welcome to our report here and I guess we can turn the music is beginning to bleed from my eyes on that thing but thank you very frank how're you. It's good to have you with us here here and we got a case that I just I saw a little but you don't have to hit the thing so abruptly three I saw the case and I was reading it to the audience and to to the crew here very unusual win. This case occur care the Karen Nude becase occurred back in one thousand nine hundred nineteen hundred year of our Lord Nineteen Eight six fix nineteen eight six thousand nine hundred eighty six and this was a a young woman who wanted to to go into a nightclub in Norwalk California California and enjoy the the the you know enjoy the music and the festivities as one would have any young person might as MS mood be approached the front door of the club called Ringo's in Norwalk California. He noticed that there was an eight dollar coverage because there was a sign out front of the club says day stating eating a such when Mr Newby got to the front door. I wouldn't miss new Mrs Mary. It's Ms Newbie when ms that'd be got to the front door. He was told by the bouncer big hulking six-foot-five Gent by the name of Pat Weiming ten she told called Ms that he'd have to cough up the eight bucks or go ahead and take a fly infineon's as we used to say in the army at that time aflame different mind. Don't work it out. It's just it's a flying thing and this is an Italian phrase. The Frank learned in the army and anyway so so this weiming ten. She told not to take a hike so it'd be says to Wyoming the last words how to his mouth were were. You know I'll bet you saw book that I'm inside. Come Sun up something like that and off down the alley. He went and picked. One of his high heels broke so we had to go back and pick up. The hill is a sounds like it was a contentious was very contentious nonetheless this Wyoming ten the bouncer she had the last word and sent nudity on his way cut to be in the alley behind Ringo's now. Did she decide to break right then and there my understanding is after he lost his high heel and climbing ten told him to take a flying fans and or the stuff it will have you on say and then my client is not he said to Wyoming Minkin. I'll be in that club comes sun up or no the reason why those are the words that Wyoming and said I'll be in that club comes sunup yeah in other reg. You know you'll see me inside that club. Don't even worry about it Cobb aero something like that he wrote something in lipstick on the mirror of the women's room after he broke in and I believe it was something along those lines I'm in your out Ha cuddles Karen. Maybe I said here and was acting in a manner that bespoke someone with mental illness I should say so frank with all of this taunting that she was doing but but nonetheless nonetheless let us proceed because Ms Newbie then kicked in one of the windows of the ladies can there Ringo's and gained access from an alley to the club but in so doing he fell forward and apparently his dress got caught on jagged part of glass and it pitched him forward award lost both high heels is his dress was raised almost completely off so you're looking at. Just you know anybody that walked in. There was a young woman who walked in a Madeleine CRISCO balanced crisco testified in the depositions that when he walked into the ladies room he saw new be going head over heels and it was it'd be bare rear end that came flying bear yes because the panties dress everything got torn to hell and back not lands knocks out his to frontier and this is a pretty attractive young woman he'd done a couple of coverage covers spreads for Vogue magazine Gene. Now Betty did some slimy she did some. You know what general just put a plug in it William. What were you gonNa say General that he did? You Bet he did a spread God. Damn let's get a little rent. General Never Mind Nude be loses the frontier if need be as then corralled the by clubs security because nobody was unable to secrete himself effectively as he wanted to to hide out in the club till sun up or about an hour thereafter rafter. Excuse me what was going to do just hide out in the club. It's another words was she going to go out and dance. Oh yes of course but nonetheless newbies plan was to go out dance drink and carry on until sunup and secrete himself in the ladies can if these security people came by hi and once they walk by go back out into the club and put some money into the end of the is a jukebox and start dancing again yes dancing again well that was is not to be as the they've found him and they ejected him they by the way they oh my client I told them they owed my client. His skirt his high heels and his panties because he'd lost all of them and this Madeleine Crisco was stunned when Ms Crisco saw the bare bottom of newbie upside down the deposition it was an act of God that kept me from getting a face full. Hey Margaret what are you I don't I don't invent these people now all right so we have frank ray with us. You're talking about here. We are and by the way on Frank Grays law report talking about a case in which one of his clients gained access to a nightclub through bathroom window after she was denied admittance because she didn't have the eight dollar cover she got into the club went forward and knocked through to frontier lost her clothing and also you have this metal in a Chris. Go who also wanted damages right folded Ms Chris goes case into into newbies case so that he would be he would be held on affected be a Democrat Democrat side and that he wouldn't have to pay her case is involved with both of them. We're going to so I showed the club it's Ringo's and the owner which was a guy named Roscoe no bish and Mr Novi had what do you want for me and I said quite clearly you are at fault here and she made the comment and it's always predictable they will. How could I possibly be at fault Franken? Let's stop right here because this is where these these cases get nuts exactly because what's going on here is she was the one that was at fault. No he was not at fault all right. Let's say that she wasn't it. Just seems to me you gotTa do some real twisted logic and worked the legal system real good costing taxpayers. God knows how much money to get this woman to be held to get damages from a nightclub. She tried to break into breaking into little strong general he wanted to dance and they would would not allow him the constitutional right to Dan doesn't have a constitutional right in Salinas's Club. Wait a minute. Let's let the lawyer explain. If you don't mind general you know I I know what I'm talking about and you're they're flailing around spit flying everywhere. Let me tell you something. I'M GONNA. I'm GonNa Finish what I've got to say and you can tell me anything you want but this just be forward. I know the particulars of this case all right. We'll explain to us then how it is that this would be is not responsible for bus in window breaking and entering all the other thing. I wanted to dance the club said Okay you can dance but you gotta give us eight dollars. Nobody was taken by surprise and that affected node needs mental health. You know you don't want to believe it. It it affected macneice mental health to the point where he went mad and broke in and in so breaking in fell forward knocked his teeth out and lost his underwear underwear and then on top of that because of the club nut me almost gave Madeline Crisco a faithful as he put it. I'm just using the euphemism we're talking talking about really is Ms Crisco almost assaulted by nitny bear asks. What is the technical illegal term? Almost a salad almost almost assaulted by the back door almost assaulted by the back door. That's exactly that's how I put it at the complaint and that's how it read and that's the court rendered it so you guys one of course we won. I'm Frank Gray. I win. I don't lose you understand well frank again. You have to explain to us how this was done because I convinced the court that the dollar cover drove by client mad to the point where he had to break in at because I eight dollars seemed like a lot the money must be some really good music in there and that preoccupied be as as he walked down the street and bare feet carrying high heels and eventually went the same and broke in and this was a civil case civil case yeah. How is it that the court recognizes a mental mental case in the civil case? It's never mind bug civil in mental here. There's criminal for instance. If anything anything you would do but and then there's civil which is what normal people do and let me tell you. Did you think I'm getting old candidate Dole. Were kidding around by what we're talking about. Here is when a guy has a lawsuit suit. I'm talking about lawsuits but and the general is asking well. How can there be How can there be a what? What did you ask general? I forget at this. Whole thing is driving me nuts all right well? What does that stink? I'm smelling God damn. Franklin is the last time you change that shirt. Oh you're right about three or four days. Oh Oh man so the okay frank. I think we got it so you drove the court nuts. I didn't drive the court anywhere. The court drove itself. Yeah I mean the court. I mean what you convince. The court of was that she was driven nuts Baya she was driven by high prices. Yes exactly and you'll notice that today. That's a pretty common occurrence that people will you know sue because there they were driven nuts by the unfair fair practices of a business now they don't say they were driven nuts but what they do say is it was so unfair that they decided to just go ahead and steal it and and that stuff stands sometimes stand but I'd like to say at this time that it was nearly frank gray who actually was the one that pioneered all of this and Pioneer Ryanair. I did to the effect of my clients to my personal enrichment and of course to the fact that can be he got himself a brand new set of teeth new underwear new shoes a new dress like at brand new me. This has been Frank Grazed law report Don I do it fell. He actually does do it. Frank Yeah Yeah. This has been Frank Grace Laura he my wife Marnie does the opened. The closeness has been raised law report another case from the files the Frank Gray Yeah c'mon your little late last weekend. Thank you frank so you know what I've heard some goofball stuff and what are you saying. It isn't true I met singing isn't true I'm saying I can't believe somebody's courts. I'm not saying frank has the good lawyer but God if I were the judge if the judge in that case have a care frankly I heard that just busted off of old and thanks a lot guys is world famous fill in ratio filling show dot com. We'll be right back and buy again. Are you trying to kill me at farmers insurance. We know there's a crucial difference between a kick drum pedal and your car's accelerator pedal because we covered it click for more underwritten by farmer's truck fire insurance exchange affiliates products available in every state the famous fill every shoulding Pacifico in southern California backstage pass. If you buy one for a year you get a personal message sage from anyone until Henry's characters yeah that he'd been requests I actually I haven't yet seen a lot of them because all we do. Is We produce them all at once. I'm sure you've got a few bud so yeah get a backstage pass for a year that is a subscription or a website for a yeah and brother you are you got going on and I've heard that there are people at the bar fights back and I can tell you that I have personal interest in this market what did you do. You think you're some kind of bargain. She thinks she's a world-beater. I could've beat ass on all of Margaret you one last year. I know I won last year but there are a lot of people that are questioning the legitimacy of the legitimacy. They're saying that people went easy on me. I can tell you I didn't go easy on you. What are you looking at guy? I said he's I didn't mean that again. Dear Lord please please keep me out of prison so folks we have for you right now. It's long as Margaret wants to stay out of prison. This'll this'll test your strength. Margaret and Bobby Duly are going to be talking and what is this about well before you bring bobby. Don't bring on it before you bring bobby duly on one of the things I wanted to mention that I think this is very very important. So much of what we say on this program has is to do on this program so much voice say on this program has to do with your turn that turn down but so much of what we do on this program has never mind. Let's get let's get probably duly Bobbie Dooley is this. Did I just hear that. She's in the bathtub. Oh my God moderate. She's taking a bath okay. It's been a long day. Oh I'll bet it's been a long day something. What are these days as I'm GONNA come in here and Bobby Hi? We're on the air step up yeah. Thank you honey a little more and then and stop it. Oh boy that's great yet but I'm going to come in here and bring a tub with me Margaret. It's something that we've been debating. We've allowed some people to have the cheese said in advance. What does the excuse this time Phil because you said you didn't want any more people in bathtubs ah got a limited amount of time so we're talking right now bobby if you don't mind okay the excuses the fall in duly let us know beforehand that she'd been out she'd been confronting her kids around all kinds of ball games and practices and PTO meetings she wanted to be in a tub so we said fine so in other words bobby you being truthful being that what did you run all over Hell's half Acre today with the boys and Pto meetings you know something? I don't know that that's anyone's business but mind okay. That's a no I don't know I said I don't know that anyone's business but mine if I want to go out and I want to do uh-huh yeah and at the end of the day your muscles are sore. What are you gonNA make? I'm GonNa stay clear this. What do you think I'm in a meeting body? which muscles are hurting jaw? Aw what what are you looking at. Why did you say that of all things? What did he say what which muscles are hurting jaw all because the woman's in a bathtub? I thought you WanNa talk about this. This whatever the guy but let me this buck Tuck Nutley GonNa have to apologize to her. I'll never apologize to her all right. Let's move on move on then we thanks a lot Margaret. You've just destroy a whole segment all right. I'll you will apologize. I said I would yeah he's doing yeah. He said she would yeah just like I knew it yeah Jimmy that just like you knew Ms Duly I listen. Let's Margaret's go to apologize. I don't WanNa hear him. I don't WanNa hear anymore about it. All right Margaret's going to apologize okay Bobby Bobby. I'm sorry what I said about your jaw muscles all right. I'm sorry about the seaward okay now. We can be happy good friends right sure yup well all right so let's just get back to the post bobby. What did you see on twitter? Yeah I saw a photograph of Margaret. He was pretty picture Margaret. Thank you when that Margaret posted she claimed ended with her in her twenties. claimed it was in my twenties for her hair was hanging interface and I was thinking what what is that about and it so I mentioned and she had mentioned in her tweet that a man named buck nut knee yeah but it was her boyfriend at the time general but I had never heard of him and I wanted to wanted to know more about no not buck. Nutley is the man's name. Please don't convert anyone. Please please. I'm begging you to have respect Oh. I'm sorry I'm getting a little more hot water and then we can fucking would take language God that felt great. I'm sorry okay so what's the language if you don't mind I'm sorry this is why Phil Prohibited People in Bathtubs on the program and he relented if people give me enough. I've noticed you have to give him twenty four hour notice that it's okay yes so all right so anyway thank you. You're welcome so I just a picture and I said did Mr Buckby or anything and Margaret took exception that she kept carving the name. His name is buck. Nut Me all right. That's your boyfriend Bucknell. Let me he was an actor. He was a photographer and bobby kept carving up the name. Where do we get to the point here about her insulting you? I said it does book on a comb and that's what I'm Barbara Tomato pack some bobby homecoming green and it was an ugly it it was Donald Trump in tr donald trump era yes she she'd she'd made up herself. No I had not I found it literally online and well and she goes his body. All I was saying Phil did bucks and Margaret's original tweet tweet hold on Dugout dugout right here. I'll read it. It said WHO's going to read this. I will go ahead. It says he found this in the kitchen. I was looking for a screwdriver screwdriver. The tool not to drink. I was twenty two. This was taken by Buck. Nothing another actor I remember I hated it and I hated buck now. Pictures not so bad but buck can still right in a hot area. Yes that's right because I still didn't think the picture was very good so what was wrong with me saying what was wrong with seeing debacle and a comb because I knew it buckner bobby who is well known to be antagonised to me saying all over twitter and that's what I came back with a picture of Donald trump with long hair grinning grinning like an idiot with Thira yes in saying that was a picture of me in my home for homecoming queens the the the facts about Ms Ms doing what's sex mis duly because when I was homecoming queen and high school my hair had fallen out because I tried to conquer we've been here. We had a tight perm and I wanted. I changed my mind. I WANNA straighten it. Coat your hip what does that it's straightening the hair. Yes and no people did that back in the day but this hairdresser that I went to Susan Parrella had the Formula Neela for for being kicked up here. You're here is in curly. I had had had had had a permanent. Yes I'd had a permanent and when I found out that I was homecoming queen. I said the permanent will never do and I told my father and I told my mother and they recommended to go over here to see Susan pervious reviews because she they called her the Queen and she would cook your hair. Yes in fact my hair fell out so I was both my homecoming and that's why White Jerkin by chambers picture alright well. You know something bobby if you know if it struck a nerve it struck a nerve. I'm sorry but you're the one sitting there saying does. He does bucko com. I think Bobby's comment was pretty benign under the circumstances she's talking about. Your hair is brushed. She just told you saw the picture. The picture was pretty. It was a pretty picture sure that she was the first one to come on and said did he own a comb so everyone else jumped in and the next thing you know it's wise ass village alright every ass between here and Tuna Pas oh great just like that song by Lil feet called willing I've been to from Tucson took him carry to be Toma Pa trip every Kinda rig that's ever been made driven on the back roads so I wouldn't get way and if you give me wheat and wine gene and you show me the guys doing. I'm sorry I lost myself. What the Hell is that? It's a song called Willin feet and I. I'm surprised right. You know what Margaret Songs I love. My father used to play it all the time okay are we are. We friends now friends. You had dropped out of your head. You hold whole coming. I was bothered by Yes but I wore a turban and it turned out it was a fashion statement and all the girls did it the next year yes he's worked out. Yes and we even sang a verse of willing together so you know something bobby. Maybe just maybe maybe baby you and I can be friends. I don't think so now now. It's not going to happen but thank you very much market for the Nice comment that you made. You didn't make it nice comment you said by us. Thank you very very much ladies. Oh wait a minute. She said by picture was yes. She did Margaret and what is you get for trouble. You giving her a whole lot of stuff breath. I put a picture up of Donald Trump in a wig. You have a you didn't know. She lost her hair to homecoming there loser here at the homecoming. She lost her hair. When she went to the clock? Queen Sara purview literal the Queen Damn Man all right. We're coming back at the world famous Phil Hendrie Show Oh Steve Boesel will be joining us and then we have Chris Norton coming up all ahead all ahead all ahead full yeah in the world famous Phil Elvis seven go in southern California every Friday night. We have a chat. You can talk to fill L. A. B. S. P. Chat if you've got a backstage pass join US seven o'clock Pacific for the B. S. P. Chat filling your show dot com and we need females man. I mean we are in desperate need a female on female. BSP's if you swing by our backstage pass chat on Friday night at seven o'clock and you say hi Phil put you on our map so to get on the map map you got to more than just to be as p Yeah you're going to go over and participate a little bit you know and it ain't no thing people win prizes and everything for they will. We're GONNA have a big drawing of our PS that are on the map for better. Be something good this time and you'd better come through. Oh yes ma'am to Minnesota absolutely yeah. You always flaking out. I'M NOT GONNA flake out anyway. We need females because this is turning into the boys clubs so head over there if you're ESP female to our champ on Friday night seven o'clock okay Stephen Bozell from Corona California president trump was at the United Nations today and things. I should say yesterday and well because we're recording this the day before yes. Yes yes all right general letting them know that thank thank you very much Margaret. That was very important. The are you being sarcastic. No I'm not it was very important. St Bozo joins us from the the upshot St was that the the president laughed at the president was left and was eight. I would say probably WANNA lowest point in the history of the American presidency when you're telling me that the president gets up there to do a speech and people down here on on the floor are are laughing at him. I mean Stephen. No it's emotional for you but what happened will you didn't see General No. I didn't I heard about it and see yeah see. I didn't ask you ask Steve Well well. I mean everyone knows what happened. The president said that I've been the most successful president in the first you know this the greatest accomplishments that any president ever and everyone in the whole breaks out this big last festival and I turned to my wife I was watching turn April. I said I mean check me out on this am I a hearing things and so she went over the TV and turn it up louder and then she hit the the replay and she she had the remote she said you see anything. That's different. You let me know she went back after even better housekeeping or some what's so funny the way these Steve You and your wife or a riot. It ain't that much fun in my house pay that Yes sir blow about it. I'm a ball and I'm I'm feeling about it. So when the president got laughed at that upset you upset me and angered me and I'm thinking that's the United Nations we pay their freight and they're laughing Donald Trump and why do you why because because he said that he's got more accomplishments than anybody else is. I said I voted for the president. Even I know that's all right I mean how do you know I mean we really going into it and check out everything Steve You know what it has been checked out and I've seen countless articles. That's just one not just to countless articles comparing the president's record to other presents records however however that's not really what we're talking about. You're talking about disrespect here absolute disrespect yeah people laughing. I mean how if you if the President United States what's the even if he was not telling the truth he would if he was mistaken. Stand up there. You're going Oh man so that's why I adore is blabs game and I were on the horn late last night about quarter. God dammit you guys with this late last night about a quarter of the ten. I'm GonNa Flip by sorry to get just come out. I was on the phone late late last night. Forget about late last year. You're on the phone. I was on the phone last night with Laura game and I said to her. I said what's by play here. What's your play here General Ticket Day? That was a cigarette break man Yeah Donaldson Story. I don't smoke all right well. This let the band finish. I said adores okay. What's my play? You know what what what you know what I said I gotTa make a move. I gotTa make a move wasn't very good question as at your job because I'm a patriotic American support the president United States and everybody else sit on our hands. I didn't see nobody's saying that's the United Nations United States of America pays for it to be here and everything and when the president goes up there. How do you keep people from laughing? If if it strikes was funny what do you mean by that if someone's thinks something is funny. How do you keep them from laughing? LEFTER is I've heard it said is the ultimate truth detector because you can't help yourself. You'RE GONNA laugh which is funny and what you think is funny as well. It tells a little bit about you about ears now. He's talking about the people of the United Nations okay. You know I'm not on trial here. Trial the trial but you're right. What did I miss where you none of your business? Okay all right did a bathroom yes. I was in the Ken all right. What are we gonNA hold on Margaret so what I'm saying is this Steve You know if the President says something and they laugh at him then he's going to have to suck up and be a big boy about it be a big boy about it and what if they all? What are you talking about man you talking about trump being left at correct and frank and I were talking about that? I just finished my point. I mean you're telling the present United States Yeah Hi. I'm the president and states. Hello everybody welcome to New York City. It's also happens to be my town. My Name's Donald Trump and I've done the more than any president and I've done more than any president that has ever it's been ha ha ha ha ha. That's like I came into your house general and you go welcome Steve. Welcome to my home and I look at your face and I just go yeah. Ha Ha ha and you look at my face. Yeah what would you do. I'd probably beat your ass. Okay that's all I'm trying to say you. Look at it by face. I don't think it's the same thing Steve Because if you look at the generals face that's subjective but if everyone is if everyone that walked into the house at what's the general had a party and he said work in my house and all the people walked in and they looked at his face and they broke out into laughter the general would have to suck on that one. What are you gonNA suck on it? I I can see the point you guys are way off your know your way off target here forget about whether you know walking into somebody's house you know as well as I do Steve When you hear a joke that's funny you laugh. It doesn't matter where you are. It doesn't matter who you're with. You may try to stifle it. You may look embarrassed and look around but you laugh or laugh okay. What did they do? They didn't just kind of stifling. Look around anyway. Yeah like God man a party. This fell on the floor. I'm sure you've been to a party and someone's laughing so hard they fall to the floor and they roll around and they might even. I don't know what you know. People's Courts Mutt. You know you gotta find yourself a specialist nationalist because it's I think it's beyond going to gp you need a specialist. Some of that can look directly into your brain with a drill. Oh yeah right break it up if they laughed so what so I'm suing your suing who I'm so when the United Nations of the United Nations of the United Nations the United Nations K. hold it. You have to have standing standing as oh give me A. There's that word again do standing standing wait a minute. You have to be the injured party. In the situation right do not necessarily have to be the injured party in a situation on account. I talked to doors blasingame and she told me very very clearly that I had every right in the world. Dolores blessing game is taking you for your money and she's got you want. You got her on retainer for how much I don't know bill has been valuable resource delores ores blazing until did you have the right to sue the United Nations as a citizen why because that's my president and that means that I do have standing in the United States of America 'cause it's my president and you Mr Energy because you've been Hashtag all over the place not my president you wouldn't be able to you know what are you talking about. How you see what feels still a citizen but you could? I could go to the Gordon say Mr Henry is giving up his right sue because he said that his point Yeah Oh yeah that's a real good point not do during that whole thing went out with Wayne's world. He's pretty right about that folks. You didn't see it but the gentleman dude the and spit all over the front God. Damn you WanNa tell them his great. I could use one. Yes we'll get a retell the idea that I I don't have standing as a Lotta so you're going to the United Nations for how much I'm GONNA sue them for fifty million dollars and what why those damages yeah is that something else Dolores blessing touch into fifty million dollars. I'm my as my understanding is the bottom. It's like the bottom line on on a lawsuit sixty thousand thousand dollars that fifty million is about him line yeah generally for damages yeah fifty thousand as well I mean what if you caused a bus accident and everybody drown but he would sue for at least fifty thousand dollars for more but you would start out if you didn't know how much I think you start out with fifty thousand all right. I'M GONNA sue the United Nations nations for fifty thousand. That's not going to get any more money now. You Guys Jack it up right now because it will give you more. What are you talking about? The court isn't going to award you anymore. The court win awards you a dime. The court will not award you a dime and so the president of the United States of America I mean they didn't laugh at Obama. They didn't laugh at Bush they yeah. What is it about trump? Yeah there you go. There's a question that you really need to answer. What is it about trump? Maybe he's just one big left riot to look at. I don't think so he got up Steve Look. You're a member of the trump base you believe in him till till the cows come home. You really dig him. He can do no wrong long. Isn't that true. No that's not true. Okay what could he do. That would turn you against him. I mean if he didn't do the stuff that he said Yeah. What does he doesn't build a wall? He's not if he doesn't build a wall. That's 'cause Mexico yeah. That's that's the Mexicans you can't. You can't blame him for that. Mexico go for it yeah and when they say no what you're supposed to do what's he supposed to do. I thought he was the dealmaker. You go talk to the wall man 'cause because you're not making no sense to me okay so there's nothing this guy could do. There's plenty he could do. I mean well then something anything. How about if he killed how about if he murdered his own old family? He's not going to murder his own family so that's that's that's ask talk okay. That's ask talk yes. Maybe it's s talked to say I'm going to sue the United Nations 'cause they left to trump. He's suppose that's Talk Bill. That's the talk of an American citizen I've had. I've had enough all right Steve. I wish you the best of luck. I don't think think I wish you the best of luck at least in finding your truth I don't think and I and I hope you successfully sued the United Nations. 'cause this is yeah. I figured there's a bunch of strangers. That's the kind of support that I get from you because you just don't did. You don't think Mr Henry Tears. Mr Energy doesn't care at all about yeah I do. I do care but I just pick my battles man. I picked by battles and trump you know he walked right into that man. He walked and nobody has come every time he does one one of those superlative things everybody laughs. What are you talking about man most of America's breakdown man they love him? No they don't ban. You ought to read these polls roles. Get the cub out of your rear and take off the rose colored glasses gates something besides the Kool Aid Kool aid drink something percents the kool-aid and let's take a look. Let's take a look at the morning do for what it is Boesel. You're nuts and what you're seeing doesn't exist Steve. I'm afraid it's true. It's not true and you're you're never gonNA. You're never going to get me to believe otherwise Steve All you have to do. I La all you gotTa do all right Steve Well that was one la La too many Steve Bozell suing the United States or excuse me the United Nations because they laughed at trump and and he says he has standing by his trump his president so therefore it's you know and I wouldn't have standing yeah because you aren't you hashtag not by President so the court would say well. You know yeah sure that's what the court would say. We'll be back here. They feel you know I'm not a lawyer but even I know some of these obvious things go ahead and get to the break before I commit homicide. world-famous Phil Hendrie show right back with Chris Norton and this thing is called what Norton's lengthening Oh boy welcome back to the world famous filling ratio on Saturdays. We have our Saturday cinema and we we play a show a movie. I should say our website so on Saturday afternoon late Saturday afternoon join General Gaylon Shaw and a special guest and last Saturday. What was it less less Saturday? We had a horrible movie called the Rights Of Dracula and Chris Lord was on and by the way Chris is going to be coming up here in just a moment and it was real. What's it was way out there? It was the last time that Peter Cushing and Christopher elite where the film together Oh people over looking at it for that Garrett has a little bit of historic value Christopher Lee and Peter cushing these are the guys that worked for Hammer Horror Films Hammer studios in England in the sixties but who you sort of personified the Modern Dracula Bela Lugosi Ustinov. He doesn't give it to him anyway so yeah so over they've the movie is there and you can watch them. We bunch of Saturday's worth of movies or a bunch of movies worth of sets up like that just go back into the archives and look look each Saturday. UCF film unless it was a Saturday to fill flaked out. What does that mean fill flaked out flake out a lot? I don't flake out what happens. Is We have generally early. Some kind of a technical glitch or we were out of town or something like that ecstasy. Excuse you give sorry yeah so go to the website archives with a backstage pass. You can take a look at all those movies and it goes back like years yeah the the Saturday cinema and goes back when I started hosting about three three years ago. Oh you're kidding no and boy oh boy there have been some stinkers man I remember when they did spider island. Oh Baby. That's island was so stupid man. The Guy was really a spider face that's right. He evolved into a spider from the neck up. I think what what other movie that other movie Oh. We've had all kinds of great and that of course we've had the film Wa. Do the OA which is not copyright protected we had scarlet straight with what's his name the G. Robinson energy boy. What a weird movie that is we got a lot of things so at checkout Saturday cinema every Saturday at Phil Hendrie show dot com just to look for the link on our home page? It'll say Saturday cinemas but they will say well. That's good thinking thank you Chris News on Line six right now okay Chris Rusty Pelican. Hey Chris Bury and and you told you have a new product out. I have a product I could probably delegate. Steve Steve Amerson just bought some and good to date Wilkinson to go to Chris Steven Davis wanted me. We want you to know that they don't need no link. You know lengthier thank Sir but they do like the sheen aspect to it. Sheen aspect well that we had no you're the club right now and if you you can speak up Oh yeah this is my theme song so when I come into the club take as I enter as you enter they play this yeah and and then they've the ropes and the rope gets dropped by the way I mean I'm sorry Chris goes to the Rusty Pelican folks in Redondo beach and his barstool is roped hoped off so that the women who come over to talk to him are first vetted or whatever other ask questions you know what you want and then then away from Ford and the and the women that don't make the cut can go over to the Gorgonzola bars it. That's why are you making lasted. You Chris. I you got your misery. I got them. What's the language? Do you expect Mr the left Gorgonzola bar I they have burgers over there and they have the full Kris you treat women with such disrespect. What do you expect people are going to do but less and point and say look at the freak you know Ms Grey you walk by the street? I walked by. What's that supposed to mean? It doesn't mean street walk. I'm just saying I know what I'm doing and everything so and I'm burning daylight here all right. Tell us all about Chris. Mortensen lengthen her. She's now you had this. Yes I did Chris after the whole news about President Trump's penis yeah. I thought that was unfair that they're talking about President Ross painting he's President United States and if in fact he has a smaller you know you know thing. If you want to call it a smaller than average then the crystal links that are here's what he needs and I've been trying to past week to get through the president of the board. You're not going to get through to trump well. How do you know general because he's not GonNa want to take your call aw on Chris Norton Link thinner and how do you know that because he's the I think the general is right? He's not GonNa go first of all. It's going to be insulting for him to hear Hey. There's a guy who wants talk to you about making your Dick Looks Bigger sill all right. I'm sorry well No. That's not what they're going to save a dying. WanNa talk to you about making can the penis look bigger okay. That'll make him feel much much better. I mean how how are you going to say it. I Hi Chris Norton. I am a product called Norton the length there and I believe the president will appreciate the usage of it because if you live Lou bit on I mean I'll find a better way to say it. What is this stuff anyway? It's the MOISTURIZER okay. It's not lube. No no no. It's a moisturizer but there's a it has a a a base that that creates a sheen that sort of kind of blurs the peanuts to the point where you could you could say yeah. I guess it's bigger Chris you walked right into with no. I'm not was up. You can laugh. All you want but you can laugh all you want. I've heard people laugh at it. Laugh out of your show doesn't make no difference than I'm Chris Norton. I know who I am good for you Chris. It still doesn't mean you gotTA product. Anybody's GonNa want what a by why anybody GONNA WANNA buy life so this is seen blur. You said it blurs the is or something yeah I mean it's so bright when you put it on that the girl well it's GonNa look at your peanuts and she's GonNa hold her hand up ago. Yeah May I hang up. Go ahead man. Everybody's laughing at me while you're seeing the sheen on your penis is going to be so bright that the woman is going to have to block her is yeah not that bad but like the sun but you just go hey and Ashi it'll be in your piece looks bigger art. K Chris Arcay okay. Okay is what I what I was going to say Dan. Certainly he could sell the product. You're going to get sued for fraud or something man. I don't like false advertising. No I'm not man. I don't guarantee nothing. All I say is try Chris Norton's lengthen her and I am Kennedy May may you may it may make it look big you know in May look bigger than the never than ever before you know it may look bigger than ever before but then again it may not. I don't say that but I mean that's that's animated Adha so has anybody you've just so two cases to your buddies are sold to Bob Dole to two thousand Stephen Day here and wes is. He's working the door tonight. I'M GONNA sell him to balls and these guys don't need it yeah. They all three of them wanted you to know and they want. They told me to let you know they don't need it. Got The GONNA they're gonNA slap it on just to you know and then they'll take photographs. You know just a film footage. I should say they'll take video. Them just got working so it's you know slapping around. Oh God well and you can see the you know the length. It'd be just like yeah just like a road. Oh I see so a guy if a guy's got a two inch peanuts and he slaps on Chris Chris. I'm sorry it is funny. It's funny when I sell Christoph distort links that are in a million and I come by the studio and you're looking up from your coffee. Go Hi Chris and I go yeah forget you you know and I get back in my limousine. Yeah okay. That's really sting. That's a what Oh sure all right Chris congratulations fantastic money making idea. I'm just telling you that so much. What have you ever heard the saying that the evil is an eye of the beholder? Nobody I've heard beauty's in the eye of the beholder uh-huh but I have heard evil I haven't yes you have no evil is in the eye of the beholder. Now I've heard beauty's in the eye of the beholder okay but what I'm trying to say no it is evil. What is not great? Don't you think I don't try to Oh. I'm trying to get I'm sorry Chris. Go ahead yeah. Hey Chris. WHO's this like? I dropped the phone. Don thinks that's what's breaking. He's working door tonight. It's got all the white crowded night system here in the music all the guys keep them. That's my theme. Amy's against women coming in to you said that anyway. This is something that Oh i don't know anyway. Good luck with this okay and you don't really mean that no I do I really do. I hope you make money. I hope it sells Chris Norton lengthen and it's a moisturizer that you you put on your penis and it's so big it makes everything it reflects. Oh well reflexive well that when the woman should go on my eyes and yeah and your penis will suddenly blur into like twelve inch Gargantuan Okay Chris. I only hope when Chris Norton folks on the Phil Wendy Show we're going to close this evening with the sale of these and Crimson rose famous Henry Shore Executive Producer Breakthrough Henry for Separate Inc O. Rachel's Irvine podcast one General Caitlin Shaw. I run out

president Chris Norton Paul Frank Chris Chris Margaret Songs Donald Trump United Nations Bobby Bobby Steve Steve Amerson twitter Frank Gray Ringo US President United States Buck Buck Phil Hendrie California Phil Karen Nude