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Spittin' Chiclets
"chris gratins" Discussed on Spittin' Chiclets
"Now I'm going wild the head spinning, right? And I'm like, is that close enough for you? And he comes over to me and he goes, you know, you're in April. Yeah. I said, but, you know, you're showing his guy, you know, like it's just I said some really bad things. I wish I could take you in personal. I just went nuts about it and showing he was a fitness not coach and he'd always do his push ups. He was in way better condition than I was. And they do sit up, so I told Keith, I said, why don't you go and help show me? I think he just finished his sit ups. You can help lift him up off the ground, you know? So that's really terrible things to say. So we're going back and forth and now I lose it and I go, why don't you get off the F and ice all skate the guys? And he left. And he went off the ice. And now I'm looking around. I'm going all right, now what? I know I'm in a lot of trouble. I don't think he was going to leave. Yeah, he left. So I started skating the guys. So all of us are doing the suicide notes, the blue line back, red line by blue line back, and I've never hustled and worked so hard in my life. So it ends, and I know I'm in trouble, right? So come off the ice and Todd button was the assistant coach at that time with shorty and Todd's waiting for me. He goes, hey, show me he wants to see a type like really? That's a surprising to me. So I have my shirt off, got my hockey pants on still on my equipment. My gut's hanging out over my pants. And I walk into his office and he's like, did you say that I'm such and such? Like some of the things I said you would never say to a boss and I know and you should never. So I said, yeah, that's correct. And so then he started going over how you get to the point where you're a healthy scratch and he's explained it to me. Here's what we rated you the last game two out of 5 key fed two out of 5. Todd hedge a two out of 5. I could hold on here. All three of you guys came up with the exact same number. I can't believe that these two guys have the same number as you have. You know what I'm saying? So I'm not done yet. I should have just shut up, right? So he's like, get the hell out of my office and I left his office. It turned into a long few days. I can tell you that. But how many games ended up getting scratched? Just the one. Okay. Just the one. And to be honest with you, the story gets a little bit longer, but we lost the next game in Boston. And now we're in New Jersey and we're staying at the embassy suites. So you can see everybody. Everybody's room, you know, you can see where everyone's at. We've been now we're losing. So he's like, nobody leave their room until you meet with us in the conference room. And then you can go do whatever you want to do in the day we're not practicing. We had a whole day off. So I'm like, okay, so I sat in my room. From 8 a.m. to 11 o'clock at night. So every player went in and this is hanging over my head because I'd had this outburst, right? So I get a call from Joe Juno. He says, hey, Sony asked me who I wanted to play with and I told him I want to play with jonesy. So two hours later, I got Michael pav calls me. Joni asked me who I wanted to play with. I told him I want to play with jonesy. Another two hours Dale hunter calls me, hey, Sean he asked me, I told him I want to play with jonesy. Because I had told him I want to be traded and I just said this crazy outburst. So at 11 o'clock at night, I get the call to come down to this conference room and show me an intimidating man. He's right across from any looks at me and he goes, you still want to be traded. And I said, you know, I did. But since all the guys called me and said they want to play with me right decided I'm gonna stay. So you've now tripled down. This is it. I just can't stop myself, right? So he looks at me. He looks really at the 5th head, fist, you know? He wasn't a handshake. He gave you a little fist thing. The hairy knockout. He was a German. He was way ahead of his time. He was a German germaphobe. That's why I did it. Yeah, yeah. So he gave me that and I give him this one. Yeah, you're bowing. Yeah. So I walked out of the room, I gave Keith Elena wink on the way out of the room. Back in the lineup. True story. Is that the craziest thing? And I was making at that time 300 grand a year. I thought I was rich. Like I thought I had a great money, but I thought this is like I'm set for life. This is what I was thinking. I was so brain dead. Now we know why shiny went after co host so hot. He was a fitness, not about the donuts. They can actually happen on the donut. So did it get awkward? Jonesy, the play had to play Jones at the agent. The agent handled it a lot better than the player. That's for sure. The agent chuck, he chucked the briefcase and that was it. But you mentioned in that story, branford Ontario. So I guess the most second most famous hockey player ever from Bradford. There's about 9 more ahead of me. Man, I've been looking at that list. I told Gretzky. I told I said, hey, we're the highest scoring duo in the history of the NHL from the same town. And then I looked it up, there's like 9 guys from branford ahead of me. So I need to claim that. Chris gratins from there. Oh no way. Doug Jarvis is from there. The Iron Man, it's incredible the number of records are held from guys from brantford, right? Small town, right? There's 77,000 people. I would say that I was probably the least likeliest to find my way to the NHL I played junior C hockey. I read your I read at least the beginning of your book. It takes me a while. You're the forward business. He fell asleep. I got the Cole's notes, but yeah, like you were never super hyper focused on it where you would take your summers completely off. You enjoyed just being around the guys, especially during your junior C days. You guys are playing 30 games this season. Yeah. So you'd be done by the end of March and you would take from them to training camp completely off what was the title of that chapter, beers and chicken wings? I haven't read it. I don't recommend anyone reads it. Well, it was a great 5 reading level, so I figured it was right up my alley. It is. It is, yeah, so I was yeah, I played hockey because I love playing hockey. And I didn't do anything else. I never thought of the show. Never, I was playing junior C hockey. I was 17 years old and 18 years old. I went back. You know, I tried out for junior junior B on a team that rob Blake played for in my hometown called the branford classics. And I thought I'd make the team. You know, I was a good hockey player through midget. I was good. I wasn't great. I was smaller, 'cause I hadn't grown yet. I was a late bloomer. But I just thought I'd make the team and they cut me. And I was like, oh, now what do you do? And then I got a letter in the mail junior C hockey in Paris Ontario. It's like 15 minutes outside of branford. I'm like, well, I guess I'll try out there and see what happens. So I tried out for the team, barely made the team, and then all of a sudden started the.
Chats With Cats Podcast
"chris gratins" Discussed on Chats With Cats Podcast
"Are you going to struggle with this. Actually no we struggle every always win a man or a woman your phone who could be now i was born may sixth hundred and sixty four. I'm australian on a man on proof skills early in my career with the nfl club. Glen elk crime guns now. But did you see how he perked up. Sniffles forty chris. Mcdermott choice with this one. I'm gonna make role ratna did he. No he hasn't you get who answers after that. You don't get another one to shut my mouth. Shut up and listen because of point. It's going to get very obvious. One the mcgarry middle in nineteen eighty two at the age of eighteen featured strongly in glendale ninety ninety five premiership victory against north adelaide kicking two goals kapadia by the way after it says kicking two goals in brackets and having an affair with the war of crime coins. Who so someone's got something to say about that anyway. I'll went number ten in interstate draft and played for footscray from nineteen eighty six to nine thousand nine hundred kicking one hundred goals from one hundred on games during my time they. I'll won the charles sutton medal in nineteen eighty seven. I'm a back to south australia. Play the crows and nineteen ninety. One i have made the oldest rallying team three times ninety nine hundred ninety nine hundred and ninety ninety three in ninety three. I also won the malcolm blot mitt romney. Ninety five ninety six begin. This tiny mcguinness in non and ninety five ninety six. I had the honor of being the captain. The forty club non ninety seven. I was delisted as seinfeld. Condu- fell. I felt like you you're tailoring and what was happening in your head because i felt like you you. You told me the head to guesses. Didn't wanna burn one of them. I was gonna say chris gratin. To said he came to the crease and going on your rules it was actually illegal for me to answer into rick. Spoke as you said from that point. But now you've done well thank. You liked it it. You too big punters sports. Betting horse racing anything like that. Yeah i'll get on everything. Yeah what what are you. Typically on foot games like whoa. My favorite would probably be doing multi. Online across game amount of the maltese. It's like sometimes you feel you know one thing's going to happen and then you add things and it does all that hard work for the thing that you actually think's going to happen one. Squeeze the maltese chasing the odds. That that there's a little hard hard-luck stories out there. But there's one that i guarantee you would defeat them all and this was something that happened recently. That was so unlucky. Go outside for like a couple of weeks. Because i was worried i was gonna get struck by lightning like. That's how unlucky this was. This was absolutely horrible. I it was a bit put on a cricket match and it was for applied attack. The mice wickets so It was india england and in the first innings India were bowling and all of the wickets taken by spinners because the pitch was turning so much. And i thought well because the pitches turning so much in the giving all the offers to the spin balls water and i bet on the england spinner. Jack leitch take the most wickets for england so during the innings bryk put forty bucks on leitch to take the most wickets. Yeah three dollars seventy five wrought so this is a really good chance and it should not be three dollars. Seventy five thousand will like a sixty seventy. He's going to bohai heaps in the first innings all of the union's sighing had taken the most wickets. Anyway india ended up being five wickets down and leitch had in four out of the five wickets. So he's on four some. I think it was jimmy anderson that was on one. So there were five wickets revival left to take leitch is on four and anderson's on one charge wrote who's a part time spin bulloch comes on the ball any balls just casual off-spin sometimes you just doesn't even ball tom. Yeah just like he's ecomog other would come on just to like you know. Switch up ends for the so. He comes on and he's takes and a wicked. I got. Oh he's still got another three guy and then he takes another one another one and get level and four and it's late and wrote polling from the other end and always just prying in prying hansen your leitch bowling from one end yet bowling from the other and later the proper spin and wrote is a part time. And you've got to ship that as in. Yes oh it. Got to the point where it was down plays. Come on get last week and you know when you bet on a market. Sometimes the bulloch isn't even in the market because it's been suspended because he's not even a bola like i thought. Maybe if roy took five. I would still win. Because he shouldn't even be in the market. He's not even a bola anyway. He ended up taking five wickets in about seven overs and add figures of five for seven and he bay leitch and cost me. My bet thought this is the biggest an outrage. This is disgusting like it was soy awful. Like i guarantee if i hadn't put that bet on it wouldn't have happened like don't you always feel as though when you have an important bet on. Everything goes against it so you every time you believe the sports that god's soul that bit and thought hanging we fucked up at the odds. Let roy sofala this man. Here's a gar- that deserves to win this. Because it's fucking smart and let's just take money away and pull his pants down but yes sports could've put route up but maybe they just just not even a factor. I was devastated and fun. Fact sleep with nets that game. It wasn't sports but it was a nets. But i've never been on. Its target. there are slogan is take it to the next level so the next level be cringe but i fell for. Yeah do you have a monkey story. I have a great story. Actually let me get your your lucky garth. Very lucky money. You want money and you didn't deserve to win on six occasions right. I'll i'll only bit on the poco. If i go to a pob and have a meal and have maybe twenty bucks but never any is the dumbest fucking thing. You live of dumbest dumbest or up. So gino on six occasions of one thousand dollars on the bogies an absolute freak show and it's it's always the one we're on like or what samaniego they've left tightly machine and five six hits letter get the jackpot and just wore. Is that a strategy. You what it is you out of the corner of your you say someone the really bad gambling addiction just putting coined after coordinator and i haven't won for like a couple of hours. They've put all their rent money into the machine salt left. This is willie pence and then you hop on the machine and get all the money just putting and then after that day and walked through the restaurant and guys nato the chips off the table..