17 Burst results for "Chris Fairbanks"

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

03:51 min | 2 months ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

"They saw that we we because we do Mesh. conversationally figure that out right away and I was at her house and and I said we should do a podcast. She's a huge podcast star. And before that she had a podcast with be, and then started this murder, my favorite murder podcast, and that immediately blew up and she continued to do Do you need a ride with me? And so now gradually these these murdering knows are going to my shows and a Lotta Times I. Don't think they've ever even seen. Stand up. Before I found that like at the beginning of podcasting, I had a lot of people coming to shows like were like. Oh, you should go support. Support Mark Mike I been doing this since I was twenty y'all. Hey, this thing I know how to. Appreciate. You'RE GONNA. Come support me. She's just come. Be Part of the audience and not say like I. Need fucking help. It's great though I'll take it. And and a lot of times you can tell it's a podcast audience because they're quiet. They're used to listening to these shows at work. And they've they laugh out loud. They might get in trouble from their boss, so they're just silently. Smiling and I'm like okay. I could get used to this. They're enjoying themselves. They're just not the most. Vocal but it is interesting that I used to take it so personally and I i. don't know it might've day like is I. I've I've always been a comic. And the podcast was something that sort of the came out of desperation ran this idea that no one knew me as a comic a for for a couple of years. There's just a knife in my side, yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah I've been doing that my whole life. Yeah, in a you know, but now everybody now I don't care where they come from. You know they've everybody's into it great. Yeah, but so you're saying mostly women. Yeah, that's end. They're kind people sweet. They say only supportive things and I've seen friends of mine that have following through standup or through a TV show or Is Open for Taj for awhile I know I like Dave attell a lot. I'm a big fan of Doug. Stanhope and a crowd of drunken dudes that hackel and don't know how to A. Man and I'm just entitled. Gift bearing women come to my shows against the best. It's the best sweet and people, yeah, and of wherever they like kids. Yeah I! Think that when is opening for him a lot? It was bigger venue like Vegas and. It was just yet people that liked tosh point Oh twenty two year olds, Chur, yeah, and it tells what kind of guys at the end of their rope yeah I, remember. He was getting sober, and is opening firm somewhere and just people handing him yeager, my sturdy as he was using yeager meisters catchphrase near like you can kind of figure out how that might backfire and hope just as radical Weirdos. Yeah, the greater your. and. Man I've I've all of them. Make me nervous like i. a room of dudes makes me nervous. I think Oh yeah. Yeah, and that's usually if you're if you're not like you know if you don't want to be a leader. Somewhere like if you don't have that. I can take these dudes where they need to go. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to be in that I. Don't want to be one of those news. I don't want to lead. Those do yeah, yeah. I mean I just want regular. People who are a little sensitive. We'll nervous angry and I'm getting that now. I love her. Yeah, yeah, congratulations, thanks! Thanks, and maybe they'll be there when we get out his fucking shit show. Yeah, that's the thing we can still podcast, so it's just keeping screw at bay. How often do you do that when we came weekly? Every other week. Okay I, think my favorite murders. A couple times a week for her so okay minus biweekly. Great seeing again. Oh yeah great to see you too good targeting thanks..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

03:20 min | 2 months ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

"Stiegler Shelton of a certain age grant a group of US are. Chipping in. Beautiful thing. because. We live in a country where. The country a world. It's worse for women, but for a lot of people you know they think that. He hit to a certain age. You're finished. But actually you get to a certain age, and you should just be starting i. mean what the Fuck. Do you really know. When you're in your twenties. You're speculating you're you're creating a fiction of reality? Think that exists. Emotionally? I mean you know needs to talk about that? A lot is that you know when you get older? You have some resource to draw from. Emotional resource. Experience Vision! you know some of your time has run out, so there's an urgency. And I think that's a beautiful thing that they. That some friends came up with that idea and made it a reality that grant I think it'll help. It'll help somebody. Realize their artistic dream. What is your artistic dream? Does it matter what the fuck matters, right? Wow Man I got you know I'm I'm going in and out. Of Fear anger sadness. For a lot of different reasons, and it becomes difficult to compartmentalize I have to compartmentalize. Are you able to come far mental is like when you wake up. Does your entire world fall to shit because of one fucking viral? News story that enters your fucking brain destroys everything in its path in terms of hope, faith good feelings of any kind. Then destroys all your visions of the future and then destroys. Your present. By creating symptoms of panic and and fucking pain. And then goes down and infects your heart. And makes that sort of tight creates a tightness in your chest, and then an inability to make yourself fucking breakfast. How many breakfasts are being ruined? By infectious news stories. Reviewing the truth. Of what the fuck is going on right now? How many breakfasts? How many children are seeing sad? Wrench! Face of parent, trying to look like everything's okay. For Them? But. They just read that infectious news story. It just ruined their Can't tap into. The heart can't make the brain think positive thoughts. Sad we serving? PANCAKES! God dammit. So Chris Fairbanks. As I mentioned his new special as Chris Fairbanks Rescue Cactus? You can rent it or buy it at Chris Fairbanks Comedy Special Dot Com..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

05:33 min | 2 months ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"Lewis Jordan Jesse, go. Boy, detective. I'm Eric last bell. lady scientists. And I'm Chris Fairbanks Willem Defoe. Really yes. Yes, if you look closely, you can see. There is breathing gills on my neck, and I spend half my time. I'm a man of the Sea Were literally up. In the well, thank you guys so much for being on the show today. I want to talk a little bit about where people can experience comedy. Sarah you said you are doing live. Streaming shows with the. Asian AF comedy tour. Yes, we Asian doing shows every two weeks we're doing improv shows. We interview Asian American actors and Comedians. We had a blue damaged Philipson about a month ago. And Rake. Classic Hunks all the guests classic hunks from the I would say that every single guest so far is if not a classic, classic or a new new wave. NEW, left! A newborn. Yeah we have those every two weeks and we're doing our. Using, the platform to kind of get people to donate to different causes every week, so it's it's funny, but it also is like. Hey, we're trying to donate to good causes, so that feels fun Oh. That's awesome Yeah, is there a place? People should make sure to check back if they watch those shows for sure Check out Asian Apps, instagram or twitter at Asiana show and the shows are on Youtube. You can watch them. Live or you can. You can also find the at Class B and I will also promote on on almost us. Chris Fairbanks You are a fantastic stand up comedian things people have not seen you do stand up comedy. A good way to do that would be to rent or buy your new up special rescue cactus. It is a something I made. recorded a year ago and decided to pick the worst time in. My lifetime, the history of my life to release in or not. It I feel great. Having People Watch it right now. Because a lot of people are saying this is I needed to watch something funny right now. Everything is there's a lot going on, but it is it so hard for me to promote it. Like I feel like. Especially last week when it was L- coming out is like in the midst of only using my a. Social Media Talk about. People being murdered by COPS and and. And then all of a sudden I'm Mike Hey Watch by comedy special, so it feels like a weird time to promote it but I, but I have been anyway. And and and it's been getting I've been getting a lot of great feedback and I'm pretty excited about it. Yeah I, watched over the weekend and I. It's so hilarious and it was so like. Yeah, it was so nice just to laugh at at at that very special kind of of Chris Fairbanks nonsense. It really really funny. The like is so great like reminded me of you know being a great live comedy show. And special bonus for eagle-eyed viewers. There's Jordan Jesse go shirt in the audience. Oh, well cool! Yeah, so so there you go rescue act. It's really really hilarious. What's, the. It is it is a video on demand so I mean if you if just Google Rescue CACTUS, it'll come up, but right now it's on a website called. We're GNARLY. w. e. e., R., e.. N. A. R., L. Y., so gnarly without the G. I wanted to make it is confusing as possible and. It is a website, the guy but my friend that made it used to make snowboard videos. In another lifetime and I knew him back then twenty years ago, and and we kind of randomly got reunited via Ron Babcock, actually, and we had been making some comedy videos, and then, and then he proposed the idea of self probe producing. STANDUP special and and we just used A. Website, he already owned and so that we're GNARLY OREO video on demand rescue cactus. It is a great use of a couple of bucks Christopher Banks Rescue CACTUS. Get it. Yeah. That's all four today's Jordan Jesse go Brian. Sunny D. Fernandez is our producer and he is boy is really working overtime these days so. Damn big big. Thanks to Brian for for keeping this. Ship Afloat and. Much like a lighthouse. You by by Borat. Cells turnips. Trying to bring it all around for the. My Lighthouse..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

09:08 min | 2 months ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"Then then. Shortened just go I'm Jordan Morris boy detective I'm Sarah Class Bell Girls Scientist. And I'm Chris. Fairbanks, old lighthouse operator. You, you should get I saw this movie. You should get a young lighthouse up. On him catch him masturbating tiny. Stone Mermaid. But it'll it'll be delighted. That drive him to kill a seagull with his bare hands. You'll have to wait and see how. This is my favorite way to watch that movie because I don't. I don't really want to, but I wanna hear all these details. Yeah, it's it's. A Lot, but it's really really good all right yet. It's good. It's very strange and It's shot in an interesting way, and but it's kind of scary. It is a little bit scary. It's one of those that I know. I will like, but I'm I just haven't gotten around to feeling in the mood to watch. Watch a weird one. Yeah, it's tough in this situation to like. Sit Down to watch a challenging movie. You Know Oh. This is going to be like you know intellectual like I said like. Fuck Racer heads on Turner Classic Movies for two more days I've never seen fuck in a racer heads, so I sat down and watched eraserhead and I'm like all right well now. I've seen it and I now I'm bummed for a day and a half anyway. Just watched Lord of the Rings and Lesser Direct to DVD. Bruce Willis movies right right. The the lighthouse is basically about two people in a confined place getting sick of each other. It's not the movie for these times. Anyway I. Mean But if anybody I started. I started drinking my own two days into this thing. Boy Did I jump the gun. Sorry, yeah. Out there our listeners have. The Lord of the Rings Game Cube Game or a tiny stone mermaid. You can just send those to my po box. That would be amazing. Anyway we happen to have some telephone calls from people who gave us a call at two. Oh, six, nine, eight, four four fun to tell us about what's going on with them. Brian I call. Hello who Jordan Jesse and. I'M GONNA. Go Out in the women's say Sarah Cooper rolled. Close I've got a momentous occasion. So I'm an American who just sort of happened to be in Japan win. All of the pandemic stuff started to get very serious and as a result. have been quote. Unquote stuck here for the last several months. I'm in Kyoto and. Just two days ago I discovered that there is an author cafe in Keto. I tried to go yesterday, but it was closed. Today managed to go and long story short spent an hour. Heading otters and having otters climb on me and having a nod. Try to steal my glasses. and. momentus anyway. That's it. You guys are great. Stay safe and healthy by. WHAT THE FUCK! This stupid country is so much worse than Japan. Japan rule. WHAT YEAH THEY HAVE! All these themes get an honor stole his glasses. That's so cute. We have cat cafes in their great, but thing like an Otter cafe I know yeah, fucking left us in the dust I I hope. The Otter laid on his back, and grabbed his glasses and broke it with an abalone shelter, but they are so cute. I guess I. Guess The concern when going to an honor cafe here they do mate for life so I, guess there is the concern that the author could bond with you and then die of grief when you leave sure Oh my God terrifying. Outer Yeah Right, yeah. I don't know. You know you slowed around on your back. You hold hands a lot of seat fresh seafood. Amazing, Yeah Mediterranean Diet. I don't know it sounds like a little slice of heaven. If there's any honors out there, call me. Just a letter to my po box. Yeah Hey otters. I learn how to write second. Letter Stearns Peo- Omega. Pencil. Her Pencil Pencil. Yeah I have been to the I have been to the cat cafes out here and they are very fun. It is fun to have to have access to many cats while having CAUTI- share. But yeah I mean I thought. That was just a famous cafe in Portland. I don't know today. Yeah, they have amount here. It's I do not doubt they have it in Portland that I mean it's a pretty. Yeah? Very Portland thing and that's why they had us do that. As a Bridgetown comedy festival outing I never woke up early enough to go. Have coffee with cats. You know I love cats, but you're gonNa say you got to do. Stand up at the cat cafe because that's perfect. It was one of the daytime activities along with like an arcade. And, I I was always hung over and say. Yeah I mean I would love to try and do stand up at a cat cafe and catering to the cab Oh my God. Jokes yeah. Not Stand up, but I think I could be for cap jokes. Here hey ranch, my whole life to do. So You know when you're hiding under the couch because the vacuum scares you. Know what I'm talking this Guy's challenge. Calling the Cat Nasdaq. Come down to where you work and knock the mouse out of your mouth. Love it. My cat is. We have like a like an outdoor cat now who who like hangs around in the little yard behind our apartment and he? He's very cute. He'll. He'll kind of look at my cat through the. Big Window that looks out. Over the yard and The other day and they'll just. It doesn't agitate her anymore, but she just kind of like to just look at each other. It's quite cute. And the other day though he rolled up. With a mouse in his mouth that was still moving, it was like fighting in his mouth, and he just sat there and stared at my cat with it in his mouth. What what she must. Think he's doing out there like. Like! I wonder if that seemed appealing to her, she's like Oh. Thank God I don't have to do that, but 'cause your cat's up fully indoor. Ignored has not had to hunt like she'll chase a fly, but but yes, seeing that just kind of like bloodthirsty awful nature up close I imagine. Would be pretty mind blowing if she had a human mind which I attribute her sometime. Yeah I constantly be in my boyfriend. constantly talk about how our cats would die immediately if they got out because they're very friendly and they will. Show their bellies to any stranger A. Parties with like twenty people over, and the cats will fall asleep in the middle of the floor I. don't care that anyone is close to stepping on them. and yeah, they can't. They will. They'll chase a fly, but as soon as they get the flight to look at it like what's your deal? I'm like yeah, eat it or leave it alone. Sure. Yeah, you got your. Your cat probably didn't recognize this other cats. Outdoor power moves yeah I know it might not even registered to her. Yeah, that's something that I could possibly do. That's funny, though Sarah the other day I there's just a cat in my neighborhood. That looks a little is definitely an outdoor cat, but has a caller. But totally I Mike Hey how you doing and went straight to his back and. I just started patting I immediately thought of well. There's people out there that. I'm like. Where are your parents? There is a little worried for cap that. That gave it up. Are you on drugs? Brian. We got another phone call in their..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on I Burn Everything

I Burn Everything

07:32 min | 5 months ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on I Burn Everything

"You bye bye. Stevie that was really funny. I am like a big fan of Chris's first of all. His ideas are very funny and he himself is obviously very funny. I love talking He he's so he. I have described this to other people before but his comedy. Standup style. It. I compare it to a magic trick. Because he does these things and a lot of them are extremely off the cuff every time but also some things that and I hope he's not he wouldn't be offended or feel like I'm showing how the sausage is made but he has. He had a couple things that I remember. Very vividly did a lot more live comedy where they would seem like mistakes and then I would see him do it again and he would do the same thing I was like. Oh my God. This guy's a genius. He just makes me laugh and I've known him for the entire time I've lived in L. A. So he's I've kind of thought he was the funniest dude ever for about fifteen years. When I got that job and found out that he was going to be working with me I was like. Oh this is amazing. And Yeah that funny like I feeling of rejection. When I was like I wrote to stink for Christopher Banks. Actually this surfer with no comedy series is good all right okay. Whatever that's like what it is to be a writer totally his. His style is amazing. It seems like he's doing great and he has an amazing apartment or House. I don't know what but I kind of envious of his setup especially whatever's going on with his headboard his bedroom Anna's headboard sound so nice especially right now imagine waking up and seeing grass so nice very social person. I've just been stockpiling. I'm just so I'm so lucky to still be working job remotely and so I just feel like I'm squirreling away money for when some awful end times thing happens but I have gotten some. I've moved some stuff room to give myself more space to exercise and to work. Also but I do have I do have some Some design desires. And it sounds like he's he just indulged all of them which is kind of what you want right now. I'm sure we for him is way more pleasant than waking up for me. Yeah I I myself like rearranging my furniture every day now and I am I move my every day. I'm not kidding I move my kitchen table on the regular so I can dance in my living room I dunno days off that is one of the more whimsical things. I've heard you say just like I. I think that that is possibly possibly dethroned the time that you got a hamster named him Hamburg. Oh my gosh. I Miss Hamburgers. Yeah Recipe Surreal. And you know he'll always go down as the realist. I don't know do you think. Maybe maybe he's in a better place. 'cause he's not watching you dance around your living room every day. Or maybe maybe he wanted to now. I don't think so. Hamsters are nocturnal. So I think in his like his nightmares me dancing around during the day but also maybe he's watching over you and he can see you most likely that is nice that is what happens to hamsters after they die right. Yeah they just sit in. The space cage was as a ghost and watch. You do literally everything you do in that room. Did I ever tell you that right? After he died I couldn't sleep for like a month because I got so used to the white noise of his hamster wheel. Dave I didn't even start sobbing because we're we're an isolation everything is sad but yeah no Jesus it was. It was so sad. I didn't even notice how attached I had gotten to the sound little hamby. I Miss Hamby. How are the? How are the bigger hamsters? Our the are the dogs doing their great some days. There are a little stir crazy other days. They're exhausted they're honestly just mimicking. How I feel sure of course. But they're good. I'm glad they're they're hanging in there. Yeah let's see. I don't know I'm excited. We have great guests coming up excited about how this episode went. I would much rather be sitting in your living room but I think we're finally getting a bit of a rhythm going with this setup me tell I can't wait till you can come back into my living room but until then this is actually pretty nice. It's Nice I've been. I've been doing some things to help me stay sane of making more food. I've been shadowing the people in my House. Who are amazing cooks and just kind of learning things from them and it's just a a whole new world in that world is getting a little squirt bottle to put your olive oil in and It's IT SMELLS. You know that new world smells like garlic and shallots and a memories of different worlds. I feel like we're all eating a lot of garlic right now. Do you find that I do these guys. I live with like to eat a clove of garlic everyday for for health like to boost your immune system and I say no every time because even though I'm really ever around anyone else besides them It I still don't I don't know I ate some like raw red onion the other day. And just the rest of my day was tasting that red onion and me neither. I don't eat onion because oh not at all. I'm actually allergic. I don't know if it's because there's the delay or what but the way the amount of time and take you to say that it sounded like you were mad at me now is is texting you. Pick a picture of the notes they took during our session. Oh wait I see it now. Let's see what did you what did you send me just now. Okay Account I'M GONNA. I'm GonNa read the notes okay. Okay for seventeen twenty twenty. Chris Fairbanks Triangle next to his name of course because of his triangle lying goal Eisner angled triangle. Bed here's what we have. We have a little looks like a big gigantic Rubik's cube than it says loud comedy consume shows no after learning to cook relaxing and then something strengths crossed out is essay work. I'm not sure relaxing or the word. Well something's crossed out but it's relaxing no pressure during zoom commercials in commercials with him. Then there's Christmas tree with a Smiley face a lamp then then a city skyline and underneath stevie Nelson city girl. I don't know what that means. But that's really funny. Dave I almost cried laughing when I wrote it Steven Nelson city girl is your is your Sitcom that you get in nineteen ninety-three when a big time talent scout comes to see you do stand up at the laugh factory Okay then top right corner. We got more trees. We've got a tent. It looks like you're kind of trying to approximate. What Kristen looked like? Then we gotTA doodle. That looks like it could be a playing card or a magic card on a nominee kind of zoom past that and That's about it. And then. And then the name of Chris's podcasts..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on I Burn Everything

I Burn Everything

05:28 min | 5 months ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on I Burn Everything

"Speech but it really good for comfortable day. I can't find the photo. I'll send you guys later with Chris. We we we. We WanNA WE WANNA wrap up with you but I. I think this is a nice way to use you saying just a couple minutes ago that you don't know what you're going to do if comedy goes away or like for money in the in the in the time of of Corona virus. I think that you just figured out what you're GONNA do. I think that I could really see this being something that makes you a lot of money and people need to be on beds right now. All the time people working from their beds it might be a good side income. I don't know of just the blueprints earn the plans to build a thing. You buy all the products you buy the hundreds of dollars of would I guess. Target of what a tribal looks like a secret could sell a master class. And it's you giving a video tutorial on what a triangle is. That's actually not a bad idea. Woodworking woodworking unlike. Home beat advocation masterclass. I just want to designate designate myself. The master of something. I think this might be and I think I think so. Also been working on an animation. That'll probably be thirty seconds long. And I'm not even half done and I've been working on it a week but oh look for that too. We're so where can just a guy skateboarding and and and spinning top a fire hydrant and then going back to his original position. So it'll kind of loop loop. Did you dry very excited? I did an animation a long time ago I snowboard movie and I watched it and I did it like when I was in my early twenties. I'm like man that was cool and I never get animation so oh I saw that. That was great. Thanks to get back into that are are you still doing illustrations stuff for higher. I'm always I talk about. You're a very very good illustrator. Which when people I talk about all the time on the show and people are good at more than one thing it it really keeps uses me but I but it is it something I kind of once. I started doing comedy more. I just kind of set aside but I think I need to focus on it. Maybe GET AGENT TO GET START. Getting magazine work has I. Yeah we got a switch stuff around. Our coughing would fifty seven minutes. Let's let's let's get it out there if you need any illustration work in you have a lot of money. Please hit up. Chris Fairbanks if you think I'm really booked up with the free stuff. If you would like to buy a very expensive I snore. Scillies lie angled triangle bed the headboard please already had it I had to let it simmer for snorts elise bed triangle. Thank you look I I I I also. You can look for him on onsumer conscious. I'm so I'm I I mean a great tragedy of all. This is that people just are not able to do the things that they normally are doing professionally. But I gotta say your instagram cooking videos keeping all them coming and also if you decide to do a little how to triangle bed video I would happily watch share that we'll tell our listeners Where they can find that in anything else from you. I my podcast. It's called Do you need a ride with Karen? Calgor- if we've been doing it on zoom. I want us to try this. It there is no delay when we're using zoom. There's my house Assyria delay. We were talking at the same time. And this is immediate. I like this better. So if you still want us is George delays from there and this end. I'm on twitter on just Chris Fairbanks Instagram Chris Underscore Fairbanks mind the underscore. Go look at his. We're watching videos on cast and look for look for his triangle angle. Nice nor sleaze bed soon in stores everywhere when you can go to stores which will be either soon or never again. Ca- my little cash cow. I can't wait for the money to roll in. Okay Chris Thank you so on her show in tastic fantastic guests. Thank you so much really great. Okay stay stay safe. Stay Sane will say sign off and sit silently in my living room for awhile again. Recharge your batteries. We'll talk to you soon. Okay thank.

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on I Burn Everything

I Burn Everything

02:49 min | 5 months ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on I Burn Everything

"Hi Hi row right out of the gate real quick. Yeah you'd think you're ready to hear your name especially when it comes up. There's that that boy. That boy boyhood shock again battled Grade School shyness kids. My name got called a break into a sweat. My Anza clammy were you. Were you shy Oh totally yeah. I was Didn't WANNA ever public speak or anything or in a class? I was very quiet when when that end I was the same way I don't know I had overcome at once. I start doing stand up and I think that was good for me any in college too where they just everything seems more important in you. Feel like you have to act like an adult. I think that was the only thing I got out of college. Because prior to that I was just was talking to this To Karen the woman I do my podcast with I used to obsess over win. You're talking to an adult especially I contact and if I should look at both there is just one I or pretend I'm looking at their eyes and look at the bridge of their nose but later action was so awkward for me because I felt so weird about looking at someone's face while talking. Is that weird kind of? It's very normal but having seen you do stand up a lot of kind of makes sense like sort of the rhythm you have. I guess it does kind of lend itself to that sort of not not looking away. But it's it's it's very. It's a very interesting thing. I remember meeting you and thinking that we had sort of similar not speech patterns but just conversational approach is so. It's interesting to hear that you were shy. I think it's probably well-documented on this podcast. But I weirdly just because I was such a little fucking ham when I was a kid to the point where there's video of me this is a VHS tapes somewhere in my parents house labeled the David Hat show which is literally me and three years old with a cardboard box full of hats. And it's just what it sounds like. I'm just putting on different hats. There's not even really any panache to it. It's just here's a bowler hat. Here's the top hat. Here's a camel yet. Here's the baseball hat you dave you literally invented tick talk this shit regard. Some some beautiful fifteen year olds with better dance moves than I'll ever have omit huge Dave when you were wearing a.

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

04:42 min | 1 year ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

"Enough with that logo eases everywhere. Like, I do we all we both you and I both eight knots as we we do we've been very do like calling it the logo. It is it's nice. It's it's a it's a good. I think we I think we take away some of its power that way. Yeah. Yeah. Beat it down a little bit just turn it into someone's graphic design. Yeah. So let's talk about the podcast that you and the great canco Gareth do is great. It's called D Nita ride. Yes. Yeah. We at the beginning. The mission statement was to pick up comedians at the airport. We record in the car. I'm still do that every episode. We try to studio a couple times, but all the traffic fully work. Very MAC, get out everything. Yeah. It was all car. It was all Fetterman traffic. Yes. Outdated a rou? Siren from European emergency vehicles. Oh, God people eight that. I was punching a lot of meat. Breaking a lot of icy celery Famer. You know, when we wanted to fake traffic femur shattering traffic accident. But so we're back in the car all that. So when you say pick the yet now LAX it's just riddled with chaired ride, and you can't there's a line. It's just impossible now to time it really is and much just be in the worst place on earth. LAX is the Disneyland of hell it is the worst the worst airport. Yeah. I it's terribly designed and that restaurant in the middle. That Jetsons teamed arches ship. Yes, it's haunted and empty, right? I believe it was at one at its most recent when it was a restaurant it was called strat encounters. Oh, and it is close. That's gross. 'cause that's like, hey, did you just meet someone just pressures poor woman that ad sit next to you on? A flight and having a drink, and she didn't want to be rude because you talked about money in your family that died, right? Because you talked about your extensive gun collection. Yeah. Yeah. Your checked bag only because you looked up from your guns ammo magazine, you picked up on. Now, you've got to go drink with them because he wants to bring over who is Hilton on century boulevard while not this time, buddy. Sorry that was coming. No. I was very personal for those who've never been to LAX this restaurant that we're ferring to is literally not attached to any part of the terminals gas. You have to leave the airport. Yeah. It is in the middle of a U shaped airport with all the terminals. So if you go to this restaurant, and you are like, oh, I just have six hours to kill. I'm gonna go there. You have to go back through security. That's right. It serves north Leigh purpose if you're going to leave the restaurant and go back through security, you're going to go to a good restaurant. Euro I never thought that. In course buyers empty because you go in now. You look up. There's just cardboard bothers cardboard cutout VIN diesel. It's like a blockbuster video in there now really bad and band, and it's like a it's like a shopping mall from nineteen ninety one. Present day. The factory outlet once. Fas- shoes. Shoes store. Here's a here's a quick story about me when I was twenty one years old. I was hanging hanging with the rough crowd back then. Yeah. Malls like in the hallway hanging with hanging with. I don't want to say any of the my name it. Let's say they were on a very popular television show, and it wasn't that sixty show and and they enjoyed going out to clubs and they would occasionally invite me out to join them and on more than one occasion. They were like came in. We're going to LAX, and I always assumed they meant they're going to that bar encounters, which I've now known it was called at LAX. I was like what you're nightclub. You're doing all the way down there. And then I found out I literally never joined them. I found it after the fact that was the name of a nightclub in the Hollywood area a year and a half really ex. Yeah. I never I don't believe I've ever technically clubbed..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

04:50 min | 1 year ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

"History's greatest. History's worst. Something like that. History's greatest monsters. They name those shows with a spinning dartboard. Yeah. I did. I did a few of those and they were goofy fun because they send you the cliffs ahead of time. You watch them you make your own little jokey notes. And all those shows have writers. That's where you come in in case skies like merely I got nothing for this video. They're like, oh, here's ten options. Yeah. That was the problem with the last few years of so I would watch these clips I would write the jokes. And then Bryan Callen would come in. And he's like, I'm just going to riff it. What do you got hand all my jokes over and he's really funny and he deliver them. And then I'm like, well, I kind and then my I wouldn't be on the. My. Well was dry. Oh, it's okay. Hey, check, still cleared. Yeah. That's right here you go. You know, I do this Sam right to get that cash. We sweet talking head money. David byrne. So all right. So I did mention you have enough them Fairbanks with an exclamation point. Yeah. Yeah. That's I'm shooting a news special three weeks fifth in Portland, Oregon. Oh, so that's why you're doing some shows the end of December. And yes helium? Thank. Yeah. That that's practice stuff. So if you were in the Portland area, and you're not looking to get tickets to your special taping. Yeah. Mississippi studios that you'll be lucky enough. Okay. Well. I want to sell the real ones show checkout helium comedy club in Portland, Oregon. I'm not at my on the calendar. Oh, gosh. I was last year website might have been there's issue with my. I I need to one of the first things I'm going to do with some of that talking head cash money in my pocket that I'm saving. Yup. Is getting better. Lender. That's probably me. I probably looked at what had to maybe it was last year. Yeah. You screen there? December twenty second twenty second last year think so I was looking at twenty seven mine-or me. It's so funny that my back is covered with sweat because I feel like I'm booked at a comedy club. And I didn't and I'm not, and I'm double book because I have a show Reggie watts ignore what I'd say, gentlemen. So you're saying I have to Montana shows and get to Portland without checking any of it wondered I do that right now. One hundred percent k getting on. My phone canceling cancelling it without any research. Siri? Alexa, Hazel, everything on my calendar. Serey? Are you still Tom Cruise daughter? Sorry. I pronouncing. Oh, I'm sorry. So you're so you're warm up gigs. If we may call them that these are happening in Montana. Yes. Okay. And and also hopefully Largo here and some right before around New Year's time. I just gotta get that last minute. Oh, yeah. Of course, you do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of silly that I am in awe. There are a good number. But there's enough comedians out there who put out an album new album like once every eighteen months. Yeah. And t- to that amount of work that is needed to do on our plus of all new material that you are pleased enough with to put an album form. I don't think regular people understand how hard that is. And I don't think the people that put that on themselves. I'm gonna put something out every year every year and a half. I don't think anyone's telling them. Hey, these are getting progressively not as good. Like it. But that that's why I've been so my first album was, you know, ten years of stand up. It was like everything I had done and fixed over the years. And then you're supposed to like start over. It was a lot of I should have had another album since then I'm holding. I'm holding. I'm doing it every ten years. I like this very much. Once every ten years because then your view of you know, it's the good stuff. Right. There's no doubts in your mind. I could've put something a few years ago. Sure. Also, I know little lazy. Here's the other. Here's looted you the vanity mirror. Yeah. That's I am lazy as well. I I am. Here's here's my. My my motto is if they're gonna pay me sag minimum. They're going to get minimum effort. Right. Exactly. That's which is a terrible attitude..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

04:53 min | 1 year ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

"That's I went to a school. That's the only thing you either get that or become a studio painter. I'm like, wow. This isn't gonna I knew I would never show that diploma Danny one in Montana. Yeah. Yeah. University of Montana I but it's framed on wall. I can prove I went to college. If someone comes over to my house, I'll take your word. It's framed noted, but I did get a discount at twenty four hour fitness by almost where at the Art Institute. Yeah. And it's what a great place to swim. I wish they would take one hour out of those twenty four hundred just cleaned the band aids. Swim. The Art Institute of the twenty four they actually they raise the eyebrow. If the first place there right next to each other, though. So you can get confused. No twenty four hour fitness before. I got my hip fixed. They said try and swim it off. So for a couple years, and I didn't know off. It is the one thing that where your whole body. Sure, you know, if you're having paying that is starting from like before they figured out. Oh, you have a joint with no cartilage, you should probably swim. So you're you're you're out here. You're Photoshop savvy. Your improv savvy, you're doing the stand up comedy. Then what? Who I get a conjure my future right now. Still doing those things will no hang on. During this thing. Okay treasure. Then let me you have appeared on virtually every late night show that showcases comedy some. Yeah. You have you you have an album you have as far as I know at least several podcasts. I have one one main podcast. Yeah. Yeah. With Karen gear. Yeah. Which is doing well now because she's become a famous person with the my favorite murder, and those people are now listening to her other podcasts. She's always done with me where we just that's fantastic bullshit and have fun. Oh, wait. I know. I used to used to kick out of watching you on your show world's dumbest. Oh, really? Did you watch where I did watch world's dumbest? I am. Here's the thing. There was another. There's a TV show that ran for few years. I think was on TV called it. Only hurts when I laugh. Oh, wow. I. Oh, damn if I can remember who who did that show anyway. But I will. I'm will always watch always watched short clips of dumb, people hurting. Yeah. Me too. And they're now they have like in a bar something called chives TV. They bring like a thumb drive. And and you I don't understand the present. We don't have to talk about how that works. Technically oyi brought up drives. No, let's take a five minute break to get really into the specifics interested in technicals just skip skip skip five minutes from. But it just plays the clips that's what I felt like world's dumbest they would play the clip. And then Todd bridges were me would pop up. I think those people Todd bridges and and who's the ice skater hit on the show. She didn't hit her in the leg. Hermano? We still don't Galil guy. Did it? Yeah. Glue Leigh's guy. Yeah. But they would they. Originally, it was called world's dumbest criminals, and I think they just played videos of of crimes growing. Yes cars. Yes. And then and then it became world's most everything. But I would be oftentimes people don't know this when they're telling the joke. I would be also sitting in the chair silently approving of it because you couldn't lap. You've never heard laughing. Right. So I just go. And right there. I just smiled and went like that. Yeah. Can just approve of the joke, and that was called directing. So that's my only direct directing credit? Hey, a directing credit is directing credits, we shot little sketches to this. You did. I dunno which camera when it went over certain shoulders, you know. Yeah. Don't under sell now. So that was on for a couple years though. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Those are I did one of those talking heads talking head stuff. I forget what the name of that show was called on. I love it was not in any of the I love. Yeah. Mine was like most horrible something's all series of them in. I think each episode was its own title. But yeah, I had to do a bunch of those. World smoking. World's greatest dad..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

05:00 min | 1 year ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

"Lifestyle. But you guys here white and bald. Steel. Who are in snow the band. Remember informer? Keep them down detective said this. Okay. I actually. The way. I love I love the he was a from Montrealers buddy claim to be from the one of the Jamaican. Bob oreos. Montreal guy. There was some reason he got away with that. It was nineteen ninety three. I think. Yeah. Got away with that. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And then twelve inches of snow. I I it's it's a dick. He's making it because his name is snow calls himself snow and he felt bad about having a little white guy. It should have been a little more realistic. It should have been, you know, seven inches of snow, right? That's boastful. That's boasting seven parentheses unexcited. Right. Half-staff half staff. A little a little like before a doctor. You know, when you don't want to be totally turtle heading like that's the album, it goes onto the pack. There's no room to put the title. So your tracks. No, it's really nobody's missing. Man. I didn't seem like ice bragging. I gotta be real specific. Doctors doctor's office half chop. Okay. We crack after Texas. I moved to Venice beach, Venice Beach, California. Yes, I still reside there. Okay. So wait. So I I understand the impetus from Montana to Austin you. Hey, improv, and I had friends. I assume living in Austin rolling. Amen. There's a big improv scene here. Did was it similar with LA? It was well, right. When I moved Ostend didn't anticipate this because I knew I wanted to also start doing stand up, but there is animosity between the two between Austin and LA oh between the improv and stand Austin comedy. And so I had to pick us up for a while I did tragedy both in the same venues and shows, but I decided to just focus on stand up and then won some comedy contest and ended up with a manager here and my ex girlfriend at the time. Want to move here to make movies and stuff? And so I moved here kind of has a Tenley. I'm like, I'll try it out. But yeah, I like it here. I hope so. Yeah. So what year did you move here? Three. Oh, let's around the time. I I met you. Yeah. Yeah. Must've been when we met when a first places Greg Behrendt kinda introduced me to Zee on he came to Austin and said, hey when you move there. He's one of the only people it said look me up. And then he actually did what a good do. He is the best dude. And also just got a hip replacement. Throughout this. Visit we're having I will tell you who has a metal hip, and who doesn't. It's one of the least interesting things about me. But I talk about it a lot. My biggest concern the way that's not a bit. You have a middle hip guy. Just like a year and a half ago. Congratulations. Thanks feels great. How do you? How do you enjoy going through the airport? It's funny because they don't really rely on metal detectors anymore. It's just that kind of put your hands up, and right, but you have to tell them. Hey, I have a metal hip, and then they Pat you down afterward. I'm sure every time they only if if I was doing pre checked then you do go through a metal detector. But the Spinney thing. Yeah. I think they have a much technical name for it. No anything. Well, I get into this anything eight. Seven oh five they have foot. It's called Spinney. Thanks. Yeah. It's just a I don't know. What that is. It takes a picture of you. But it doesn't it. Interesting that it'll pick up a gum wrapper in my pocket. Right. Not the mouth the hip. Yeah. I as far as I'm concerned, those those machines they're just taking high resolution pictures of everyone's genitals for a for a photo album. I all laugh at Christmas party. Yes. Essay for it's for reference. Yes. It's for reference they give it to doctors. Don't it's not weird. Stop making weird for any sexual stuff. It's just for medical reference books. Now, we need you to turn around them..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

03:48 min | 1 year ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

"Well, the reason I asked about entourage was they did a years ago twelve thirteen twelve years ago on the show the storyline. Was that Vincent? Chase was making aquaman. Oh, wow. The movie and Jim James Cameron was directing it and psych can't believe it's finally coming to fruition. I wouldn't be surprised if that scene from entourage. Some dude was in his mansion doing a little bit of rowdy powder. Yep. And that's how he got the idea to make aquaman. I wouldn't doubt it. Yeah. Honest to God. Wouldn't they made? It look pretty cool too. There's a fake scene in the movie. Look I happen to been in that episode of entourage. That's not what I'm here to talk about. We're not here to talk about me. I do wait. I guess starring career wet wet movie. Was I wanna say not another not another teen movie? You were in that. Okay. Yeah. There was not ever. That was did you have a couple pals and was one of them like a red head, dude. Okay. The two pals ahead in the movie played by Cody McMahon's and Sam Huntington. I guess Cody could kind of may be mistaken for ginger. I think at the time he had kinda lighter hair. Okay. God I. I think you had another side kicking another movie that I got a car wreck with what was it? Eric young, man. Kind of ginger. Yeah. Yeah. Think he's also not another teen movie. Just not one of my films. Okay. In the thing. Vendor? Vendor with it. I mean, I. Oh. Was leaving Conan. I did stand up on it three years ago. And right as and so I've always thought that's in life. When something good happens. I'm like, well, this is going to get balanced out by something bad happening thing. I'm afraid of kind of thought especially as a kid boy. Well, two good things happen today. Someone's gonna punish yourself. Yeah. And sure enough I am we're just out of red light parked behind him. When I was in a Honda hit Honda fit like one of those tiny cars with our next girlfriend driving. And this guy hit us. He must've been texting or something. There was I think a good thing was there is no sound of breaks, but it accordion this car into. That guy's Jeep in front of us. And then he wasn't insured and I walked funny for a while. Now, I have a fake hip. There were a lot of twists and turns in that story. The end. I keep them at the end. Yeah. M night. Shyamalan funny stories. Turns out I was the one driving car. Do you know what just occurred to me? It was probably Chris Evans. He's also in that movie. And that's what happened captain America. That's how I know him and continue to hang out with him. Because we workout at the same gymnasium and have a similar body. I think you mean, physical therapy. I tweeted something about never being able to plug in a USB cord, right? The first time always text me three times. I thought that was funny. Three tries. Yep. Because of course, it would be to end it was a long I didn't get to the point. But Chris Evans liked it. But then again like it. And then he tweeted something very similar nights. Like, hey weird. I thought that the other day, and then, but no, that's the strangest thing happened is all these people start attacking me because they're. He doesn't like Chris Ed loves captain, America's the best. He's funny. He's got oh. I really let that one go like hearing this and frankly at my next Sunday brunch with the entire cast on another teen movie price. I assume you you I will bring it up to him. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this for you..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

04:45 min | 1 year ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

"I'm so glad that you could join us today. Kevin is still on a sinement and in the New York area making television for Jewish people. That's my understanding at least that's what I read on the internet, and I miss him. We all miss him. But I'm still here because no one asks me to make television specifically not for Jews. I do that in my spare time that's not what I'm on the clock. But I'm very excited that I'm here because I get to sit down today with a pal with with someone who I can best describe him as a comedian writer director, actor illustrator funny, man, part time caterer and shark Wrangler. Ladies and gentlemen. It's Chris Fairbanks, the lot of people don't know the secret was sharks is to you know, what I divide them. Oh as a Wrangler. I have never actually come in contact with any sharks. This is impressive. Yeah. I see I've never met a shark Wrangler. So we ended happens. Yeah. And it will one day happen. I will know how to wrangle them them. Both multiple sharp day come in schools. They all shoe or if it's if it's just one shark and not really Wrangler. That's a movie thing that sharks travel and single payer's air their impacts doesn't do one hundred. And I would take your word for it. You are a Wrangler. Yeah. Nagato you've gotta get them together and in so I act like a blue heeler, and I just kind of nip at him. Oh or snap at them. So you're in the water guests get under you don't do this above the water. No. That's who does that amateurs amateurs. And again, this is a movie trope where you search for a fin on the surface. Right. Get underwater, and you keep your eyes open. Then you can see this. No one actually thinks about that. I think you're absolutely right. I think all those circa Tech's movies could have been avoided if people just open there is under that dirty water. Just think for a minute don't panic. Stop splashing. Oh, that's the worst that splashing because they're trying to swim. Just keep your body still and sink to the bottom Easter it is the beginning of feel like drowning. Anyway, that's all I have to say. Here's your one day, though. You are going to you're going to wrangle all the right and the gills rate in their excited for Akron. Do you think he wrangled shirks? Oh, I am kind of excited. Yeah. So there's just the MoMA version where he's got kind of Hawaiian style tattoos that are gills. Yeah. But then turns into a chrome fish, man, right. Yeah. Like a colossus. I'd Noah little less about cla man than I do sharks. Even the original story. Okay. I'm gonna pretend to be you. Did you ever watch entourage? You know when I first moved. This is true. What I I moved to Los Angeles. I had Dacian for turtle. Oh and the audition was he was out of work actor at a kids party. And I was actually acting like a clown like kids like that. So I was and I called back, and I was like, oh, this is going to be great. My old manager was happy. I just moved at town is going to be on this HBO show. And then they you know, they hired that manager of glib lids store. The kangol salesman. Jerry Ferrara, Sydney. The actress name a friend of yours. I'm no he's actually the thing is I when people ask me if I'm an actor. I would say the if they don't nobody knows me by name. But if they're wrong, they'll ask if I'm the guy from x y z and x y z are all things that Jerry Ferrara has been in. Really? Yeah. So I'm not placing his other work than either. Because I only know you don't over montage. He's been met show power on. I think it's on stars. Okay. It is how do I say this? I believe they show that appeals to more urban viewers. Sure. No. The the proper way to say it. I don't know. And what I say about Mondays at the improv. So it is is if if I walking around in a person of color vaguely recognizes me more often than not they mistakenly think Jerry for our and you have to kind of race Asli assume that you're thinking of power, no not. Engage beliefs. Yeah. So so yes..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:29 min | 2 years ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"And then and then I did death cab for Cutie. I will follow you into the dark fun song. That was that was further on where it was clear that the whole thing was all the night was going pretty mellow. So as a reminder, if you Beth's, if that's your, then you get the fuck out more of a postal service guy because the word Cutie isn't in the band cuties. The weird panties to mand, just panties. Panties, either today at death for shows throw those little Mandarin, oranges. Dislike cuties. I hate when Daniels buys the cuties. You want one of the cuties clementines get out of this out. To admit that as a good name for those little time. The word Cutie. NT's. It's yeah, aunties I, that's gross over your teeth almost the same where it's moist. Yeah. So we're cuties moist panning voiced. Moi citrusy panties. Give me a whole bag of them. Can't wait to peel them. Listen, so many female follow. Logo. Your podcast. Listen, you guys talk about death and murder, not mine. No, that's not yours. Closely affiliate taking over. We're gonna get such a pump on this episode because Chris. Got the burger guys. Jason. Right? Chris, talking murder with Chris Fairbanks episode title, hey, that's a great idea. You could do the post show for my favorite murder. It's not a bad idea. I wouldn't do it. I would do. I'd be there. Hardwick talking murder. Do you need permission or can you start doing that without telling him. Just put it out. They find out eventually, Chris, are you a post show without permission about a new car? Let me but you don't need a permit it like somebody could do it for the good place or. That's true. Hey, it's like Gilmore guys are one of those where it's just like we talk about this thing that exists. Yeah. There probably are podcast for that for for my favorite murder. I'm gonna do a podcast where I talk about April Richardson saved by the bell podcast. The favorite? My favorite murder. You go my favorite, my favorite, yes. There was a funny. Daniel Tosh used to have real bizarre jokes in. He had one that said, I wanna open restaurant called thank you for calling me help you. So people when people call the place, they have to go. Thank you for calling. Thank you for calling may help you. May I help you. Silly. That comedy, do you like? I do enjoy. I do. I do. I enjoy watching it. I've been. Watching comedy lately, I'm just saying. Well, I've been a did a bunch of festivals and you just end up only time you're watching school like people like Kyle Canadian or whoever that I'd I'm not usually on shows with, and I'm like, it's really fun. I sit and watch comedy and still laugh very hard. It's weird. Wind comics, see at night. I don't. I'm not gonna watch, don't good. These guys are some of the best you could maybe. I don't know. I really do it all the sausages made now, Chris that, yeah. Yeah. Go back. Watches. Other comics chop up piglet, but holes..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

04:14 min | 2 years ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Twenty three. Oh six. Chris Fairbanks with us. He's taking time away from his busy schedule skating around skate parks. You go to the skateboard don't go to the skate barked Chris. I do. Of course you still go even though you've had nine hips, your arm ninety five times you still go. I bought a pair of padded shorts that are skates Pacific. So I just have a big square ass. But yeah, win. I fall on the metal man. That'll wake you up. Staff from the inside. It's light yet pinches when I fall on it. And at first when I first fell on it when I first started getting back to skating, it hurts so bad. I thought I damaged the implant, got mad punched. My skateboard broke my hand right here. You filled with anger. It's very, it's that third faith. Now? No, don't don't dismiss it. It sounds like maybe if you're pushing skateboards now, I just give it's hard for people understand that are like in north sit all day, people like yourselves. Ten get excited do something skateboard I'm I have to get sometimes I used to hit my head with a skateboard I had to like, but you're forty now. A lot of people say that. That the spirit of skateboarding walk for. I'm not saying stop skateboard stop hitting yourself in the head with riot, right? But if you're gonna, you can't do one without the other. Sounds like because I think that it may be with this broken in giant bulge in it. I've already thought about that. Maybe don't need to hear. I was backing you up, don't turn your me close. You're gonna punch. You. That now, what are you doing? I, what I should do is just lie for a while is lying in boy. Everyone patted me on the back. Yeah, I punched a guy. The end don't have no no backup story, but the hair while you punched a guy, just like I understand. Bulging. I, I broke it and then got a temporary hard. Sling cast thing a splint, okay. And then went right onto her and that Paul Ryan stuff and let it heal. So this is not that long ago because it would have ruined that whole tour if I got surgery. So when I came back, it was healed by ruined the tour. You mean you wouldn't have been able to stay in character or I would not have been able to leave town. I see with a recovering from my hand, getting cut open and that'll put in there. So you went out is as Paul you to do the whole tour, we wanna you, you portrayed Paul, Ryan, you would do a one man show too. There was a item moderator, and we did like at townhall, but there's a lot of audience participant or part of it that was on moderator, went with you. Somebody that here in town that you created their show, tell us about the show. Okay, the it was actually not something I wanted to do. I just took some photos as Paul Ryan. I look like the asshole. And all I have to do is draw a little widow's peak. And then that's comic that I had worked with in Portland. Andy main said a lot of times they do these fake town halls with like a cardboard cutout as Paul Ryan would have, we went with you and had people, you know, get mad and yell at you and place of this person. And I said, how about I act funny? And then we, we figured it out though, and I was a, I really just did a lot of my material as Paul Ryan. And did jokes about Trump like, and he retired right at the last minute. How did that affect the show? It helped. It helped the show because then I could be version of me that was in my sweatpants that didn't care anymore up into six pack of beer and said, do you wanna what? I really think about Trump and the GOP and it. So it helped. And I'm like, well, now I don't end it. I was off the hook for doing it in the future because I didn't want to become it made me scared. Cared that all of a sudden, Kathy Myers and Randy Bryce, these people running for his seat where paying attention to this and wanted.

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Bad Science

Bad Science

04:06 min | 2 years ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Bad Science

"I from the natural history museum of Los Angeles. He is the Orion follow g collections manager can mobaric. That's me and it's gonna Thalji Orenthal Adji is the study of Orenthal Simpson, I guess. Ornithology which one do I say properly or in. Ornithology. His wrote it wrong, basically happen here or nith. All Aji birds. That's right. Okay, great with us today is an absolutely fantastic stand up, Chris Fairbanks. Hey, thanks. How's it going? Chris? I'm doing great. Yeah, I went to the wrong. I Dr confused. There's two and they're very similar words optometrist, and there's up up the Malla gised with a t h this year. Oh, yeah, one guy sells glasses, and that's who I went for some eyeball to the wrong stuff. Yeah. Well, luckily we didn't make it to the didn't go to the orthodontist. Good graces on my that should maybe have different names, right. Let's let's be more clear to the average because we don't know where we're going or what we're trying to do. You know, like if I was going to a bird expert, I wanted a bird Thala gist. That's really what it should, right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And I ball Tom Atroush I've Tom, why isn't called that? Yeah, just make things simple. Bird. Nerd simpler. This guy definitely knows what he's talking about when it comes to. Okay, so I thought that I had seen this film like a long time ago in school or something, but then upon watching it, it was kind of dawning on me that maybe I haven't seen it or I just completely forgot about it or something. And it was very awakening. I had like a whole awakening while watching this film. I thought it was very strange, that dialogue, I thought it was very strange. I didn't. I don't know. I felt like maybe I couldn't connect with any of the characters. They all felt like they're not good people. So who am I routing for type of thing? Feel like that? Yeah. Well, my first thing was like for movie called the birds assure as based on humans. Yeah, on an tell an hour end someone takes it in the head. It's true, not a lot of birds for the bulk of. Yeah, the first half, I, yeah, and every now and then there is like an ominous shot of a bird or I mean, the first scene, there's like very loud bird sounds. Out of Burj shop pet store, but man, it is mixed like they want you to know that there's gonna be a lot of birds shrieking. Yeah, the word annoying came up for me. It is obvious right? It is. They did not pull any punches with the bird. Sounds. Yeah. But I know what you're saying with the language like that guy called mom, sweetheart and deer. Those two. That's out the much well into that because I do feel like that was the meaning of the film. Was this guy's mom being filled with a rage or fear that she's gonna lose her son, and she's going to be all by herself. He's going to fly the Cooper, the NASCAR, whatever. Leslie, some symbolism there. Yes, big time. Yeah. But what did you think of the movie in general? June joy, the film. Oh boy. I've always had kind of grudge against the film because people cited all the time as a reason why they're afraid of birds or the bird related event will happen inevitably say just like Hitchcock considered. So I can't, unfortunately as a bird nerd, I can't divorce myself from the bird parts of the movie and was really only maybe the second time around. I paid much of any attention to people in the movie. Yeah, yeah. When they move it came out where you bird person. No, not really, but I don't think I saw many years later and sure. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Me too. Okay. But did you I mean relate with because it is pretty scary. Some of those scenes, those birds attacking, you know, did you feel like, oh, I kind of see where people are coming from. It is scary, you know? Well, yeah. I mean, it's a horror movie. It was meant to be a horror movie and totally unrealistic and birds don't do those things. But right if it works as a horror movie, that's the whole point, I guess. Yeah, but it is based on a real event. Right? Like a few years earlier in sixty one..

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"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Drinky Fun Time

Drinky Fun Time

01:32 min | 3 years ago

"chris fairbanks" Discussed on Drinky Fun Time

"Another owner about her being pregnant and you know stuff you need to watch shopping not right now um but later you both into watch okay my friend chris fairbanks hi chris hilario canadian hilarious comic one of the funniest guys know he made a video it's i think it's on you to where he i don't remember what it's called if you google chris fairbanks cocktail you'll have but he superimposed himself into the movie act and he's just in their perfect and then the gag is is that the other two guys just ignore the whole time he's he's like hey guys man i'm here to like i get a couple of the chicks the kids google it peter refunding so what are we learnt here today well we've learned that you know the eighty eighty drinks maybe they're coming back maybe the mind the racer is going to be a new thing again bright he gloria you're eating notes i keep notes memory he likes it la la land the the long island nice t is revolting it doesn't matter which area you drink a different tastes pat it's just a bad idea of this plan will add joe what was your rank them with b fifty two section of the beach of long island taste whereas the beef 52 most of life decisions like chocolate then i would put above that earn abc's me just under that the sex on the be okay and then long on the ice t last and.

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