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"chas jazz" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

12:59 min | 10 months ago

"chas jazz" Discussed on You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

"Okay could be funny in the store shut up comedian But Yeah I think that was the backdrop and I had anxiety as a kid and my parents were trying to the best show up. You know just that type the nerves and not feeling like I necessarily belong. Yeah but then being the funny kid because of because of hiding anxiety. It'd be weird that I'm delighted bad enough that you became talented. Yeah me too. Yeah I yeah I totally was so so freaked out especially in high school. I was a bit much. I was a bit much and constantly as he said spasm. Yeah were you a big Ham in high school you like back. I mean that guy so Hammy the teachers thought I was funny. Yeah that's not good because the the classmates Wearing a Hawaiian shirt like impression of like a wild and crazy that my dad would identify as has a wild and crazy guy. Well well look who were powder. Blue Tuxedo to the PROM. I remember my friend Chas Jazz. This he was he said he was going to go to the dance and he was going to wear a bow tie that spins yeah and I was so jealous I was like I'm the AH I have style. I wanted to gag anything when when I figured out that those hand buzzers that you wear just spin. That don't actually shock you. I like so let down because that was going to be my thing. Yeah you're going to be that guy. The joker in the Batman animated series. Basically I just wanted to be an murder people. Did you do magic and stuff of course go to that level dare you into. There's an insult but you look at least one slight of I'm delighted by magic and I'll pretend for fun but I. I think I lacked the concentration to actually do it. Dude I the sets. I'm my friends. The gunners have a nine year old who I'm very close with and it's I'm because with the whole family and I'm always trying to teach her magic and it's it's teaching someone had put together a grill. Yeah totally you're like okay. And then make sure you keep this wingnut in hidden in your shoe and like I was like how fucking lonely and I don't even mean like a abused or neglected. No I mean like I was a little kid that that was shuffling around the House with my mom gossiping then occasionally take out like a magic book intended for fifty year old men in the forties forties. Keep it in the in the brim of your hat fedora. Like I have to wear a fedora letter under spats looking some term. Snap your suspended mom. I need to spend a uh-huh oh my God. What else did you so you did comedy? You didn't have other weird weird Al we into weird. I loved Weird Al Not as I can't claim like on the Super Weird. Al Had like today. I Love Weird Al.. Yeah no I had my time with weird al.. I've seen him live. But I wouldn't say that I'm a hardcore more modern weird AL person I sort of dropped off after Amish Paradise yes same. Yeah I didn't graduate from that. I don't even know what the newer ones are. But you win friends. Did you make friends. Yeah I did. I actually eventually became kind of a popular kid. I love the engine. Enjoy either upon their necks people. Hey go learn it from your Stan. I learned to. I never even thought Latino because in Spanish the male assumes everybody Eh. Yeah which I guess isn't great. Yeah but I just thought it was like yeah that is the point avenue like okay well. LET'S NOT GENDER The we've explored just caught me being one thousand nine hundred. Five white man is just normal. You have a man means normal man like man. I'm a man. You're you're a man if I tell you you're man shut up man or woman and then there's one man but that's man with an attitude. So Latinos were there other Latina people in and it was mostly like Irish Catholic white school. But then it was like you feel special or you start going Then there is like handful of like immigrant. Kids kids like there was like Marwan Wazim and Glenn the Filipino. Kid I know Glenn the P. P. I. G. Youtube and we all had mustaches and third grade Our parents cognitive is like you know like like someone would have pizza. And I would have like my dad vow. Which is like Cuban soda at the teachers? I got sent to the principal's office because they thought I was like a a second grader drinking beer at school. But we'd be like these fucking astles thinking. This was a beer. I God elated about out stuff more scenes because they think it's a beer have been very beer like it's like a copper can and it. It kind of looks like I guess. Yeah I guess I hope would be more sensitive now. Yeah and read the word. I believe the Spanish word for soda is so oh kissed a gland surveys. But I wonder you tell me would. White people know the word survey so back then probably not the eighties. That came later. Yeah sort of like I feel like I feel like my dad's still wouldn't know survey. Yeah I'm going to bet a million you're from Illinois Chicago area. I started there but thank you for knowing that. I don't know why I thought that was so sweet but I'm from Boston. Oh Wow my dad says Expresso so oh I don't think service then you ever correct someone. By saying back to them Espresso I love Expresso Russia Espresso. And you won't hear it happened with me and my mom and Mari Condo a Netflix. She's like all the Chinese lady throw stuff away away like she's Japanese Chinese old. She's very old. Say the name wrong. She got long so what I was asking and this might be a stupid question but I ask them all the time. Who Cares? was there a feeling of spectrum as you said the mustache throws I and even interesting food. You're looking for identity. Yeah was it identity or was it man. I wish I could fit in. It was a little of both. I mean if I go to my friend. Leo's House and and his family were immigrants from Italy or any one of their it would make me feel like okay. Cool other kids parents from other places and these kids are smart and good at school and so we have to. Our parents speak a little funding and we speak to them in our home. You know their mother language and that's normal like if I if that we didn't have that I didn't have that it would have been very isolated. There were no examples of that in the media. Like you didn't feel like now it's pretty ready not normal but not unexpected if you might see something like that on. TV A kid that goes home and speak a different language to their parents. You're not like who what is yeah. Yeah Yeah so you're not even seeing yourself reflected in the media as my point so you only found that in your friends. Yeah which was cool and then you know it was a very small school and because sports I was able I became friends with like the The what the white kids are like. Even the white eight Bros.. Where like I think because of my dad and still? I tried very hard at sports and I'd be like I wasn't physically talented but I was like the Rally Monkey Gi and I would die for a ball and all that stuff eight baller we. What were you playing baseball? I played well. I played all bliss sports because I was kind of laughing baseball. Yeah but because my parents worked all the time would be an after school programs. or It'd be at the park occur. Something that's hilarious. So I've played every single leg. This is in our pilot to there has to be something where it's like it has to be all girls or something it's like fight club. MARLA is in the testicular cancer support. Group there has to be something where it's clearly you just can't go home yet. Yeah so you're like your or in crocheting or crochet. To saying the I was it would have been weird and since my parents relate to pick me up. Sometimes I'd be like hanging out with the counselors at the park and I got really good at chess. I'm like really great at Ping Pong really play adults or teenagers as gay. That's just magic on a table Eh. Table that stable magic. That's funny I have a ping pong table now. Almost unbeatable really and I keep it low and fast low and fast spin and almost lose. Sometimes and then I'll just like I'll like change almost into a different person. Just be like so focused and determined war and then I thought about it recently. I think this is going back to when I was a kid. And I'm like trying to show myself worth to an adult You know because I was like I need to beat the counter. Show that like my parents aren't here but it's not because I'm a piece of Shit I'm like a good. I'm talented lease and you're putting on a show putting on a show your dancing for your Jenner. Yeah and which is like as a latchkey kid of the eighties growing up watching cosby and punky brewster and all these shows I think that all became part of you you know jumped into my psyche and this is how you and watching. I'd watch cosby. I'd watch like Eddie Murphy. Raw on tape different. Feel Steve Martin Wild and crazy guy like I had things on. VHS Is that well in crazy. I believe yeah And let's get small. I don't know I think it might be. Let's go and I would just watch stuff all the time on a little. VHS Tape and like I was like that's it just made me feel so good and then I enjoyed it so much that I think I was like. This is what I'm GONNA do. I relate relate to that man it was obviously a different set of circumstances but like I felt Looking back I can understand why but I didn't know at the time but I felt got something in my stomach that I was somehow like different and weird. Yeah like I think my family and I I love my family. They're fucking so weird. Yeah so weird and I think I went into school and I just saw people. They just didn't look as weird as me. And that's when you're like strikes on the Avenue Maple just tap dancing and you want the bow tie that spans and you learn the magic trick because you're kind of battling like a weird inner nerve feeling. You're trying to turn the feeling that you have. Yeah I have to imagine you got good at talking to grownups too. I mean that's a skill. If you're hanging out with all these counselor or use of teachers. Yeah your child you know you think you're giving the show to them but you're also learning how to relate to adults similar to comedy comedy. Yeah and they would be kind of off the clock so it'd be like so what's going on over here guys. What do you do after school? Yeah you file papers. Or what's going John in particular like take you under their wing. Did you have a friend that was like that saw what was going on and Nice for the pilot we do ha. I guess he plays them. It's a cameo utters cameo. How is it you at this age today? Yes I'm smoking merit. Okay so you like me but also smoking around in the car. Yeah I yeah. I don't know why it's happening. I didn't really have that as I mean my sister always reading for me but in elementary school not that much because I think it was a pro kind of approach to loud and class into all over the place but in high school. I had teachers that were really like I did. Model you wine and we do you then..

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"chas jazz" Discussed on RUMBLE with MICHAEL MOORE

RUMBLE with MICHAEL MOORE

11:56 min | 1 year ago

"chas jazz" Discussed on RUMBLE with MICHAEL MOORE

"I I don't know who who buys it to people by it. I can't understand. Let's let's me I can't understand how people by a so transparent I can you give this idiot so much attention because it's so you just can't believe what's happening. Just tell us that you have not lost one ounce of your your fight in your grit and your determination about this particular subject. DONALD TRUMP NOT. I'm not want nothing. No I'm new angry than ever that this guy is where he is and and just it's lesson in human behavior because some of these Republicans. It's not about them. It's about the country it's about the constitution it's about it's about this country tree. Yeah and then you know it was just monache. Who stood up from Michigan? Maybe there's one I don't know I can't think off handle with but looks like he wants to stand up but they don't want to lead this club in that sense but Romney should never met trump and trump in John Jordan restaurant and a trump hotel Because then you'd you it's not about politics it's about I mean. Tell me if I'm wrong. But but they're all they're they're all like stars in their own communities they could go into private practice and earn more money probably was many of them. I think from well-to-do what do families they could get out speak out as much as the they'll always get airtime. Speak out against this Guy Eh. What's his name did it? But he laughed and corker did it but he was leaving but the other guy who does what what are they. Frayed of losing. They could make I. They don't they don't they don't have as prestige. They don't have They don't have their. I don't WanNa get so dramatic as to say they don't have the souls but they've done something to their souls. They've made a deal with the devil to be with this guy that's all I can think of they somehow how. What's the rationale and Europe a public servant? And you've gone and you've you've compromised yourself you've sold yourself. You've you've prostituted yourself to be with this fool. Taints everybody Madison. The only one maybe wanted to other barely got out there all tainted. Nobody's nobody's GonNa Forget. Nobody's GonNa Forget. Your is down the line right. The press will not forget they will forget they will will not forget what those people have done right to enable this terrible situation to continue if you had a chance to run into one of these Republicans like these House Republicans you now. What would you say? What would you do if you encountered one of these one of these on the committee just just rolled over? I mean what I would say is I'd I'd say shame on you. Shame on you. What do you tell your grandkids? What do you tell them what you what you want them to read about you later on in life what what do you want i? I don't know what that they're so scared. I don't understand it you know. I'm not a violent person. I assume that you're no Either another gun a lot of characters like that. But that's that's a but right. I know yes if people are thinking that I'm talking talking to one of those characters Mr Deniro was not going to whack any of the Republicans do anything to them or Jake Lamotta them Eh. To the ground now even when I said I want unless you on it too Trump in the face. After I you know I made a way way but a few months before he was elected did and I I was meaning in as a figure of speech not literally punch but just to say to let it to see what it's like Mike to Ha- you hear what you said by somebody else like me say I'm GonNa Punch you in the face. See what that's like. That's what it's a how you say that to people somebody who's being harassed in the audience is something. How dare you? That's wrong right but it would kind of feel good the punch not hurt him punch him in the face. Just yeah just Cathartic items. No I know I I like to see a big shit right in his face. I hit him right in the face. Like that and let the picture goal over the world and that would be the most humiliating thing. He needs to be humiliated. He needs to be confronted and humiliated by whoever the his opponent is his political opponents. They have to stand up to them. They don't have to do it in an obvious physical way way but they have to have the form and ability to confront him and to put him in his place. 'cause the people have to see that to see him the humiliated if if there actually was a bag of shit face He would be humiliated and now I'm afraid I just as you said that I thought there's a guy always standing next to him with a briefcase with a nuclear. I'm hoping you know what because I have no proof of this. I'm believing that the generals at the Pentagon they are not on allowed those codes in that briefcase. There's numbers there but it's more like one. Two three four. Five zero rose zero more. Maybe Pizza Pizza's for pizza delivery. But there's no way that they are allowing those numbers in that damn briefcase. I'm just going to believe in that but yeah the the you're saying though the sacrifice should maybe would he have empathy to suddenly feel feel like what it feels like when people are when how. He's humiliated people how he's put children in cages. How he's done these things to tear families apart? I don't know but look look who he was A. He was with Roy Colin you know who's was a master bully. Yeah master bully very smart smart. Mean spirited hateful self hating probably probably. He was gay. Hated himself for that. Probably in some way Was that what whatever thing he was acting out toward people in the world who knows but this is who trump would look up to. You know right right well well and another those moments like when the lawyer Wall said to McCarthy have you no decency have have you no decency. That's the turning point. Except here's what we know that if somebody if somebody confronted him in a really profound way like that have you no decency. His answer would be no. I don't fuck you well. Somebody has to deal with them on that level and they say no fuck you sorry answering no actually Donald Fuck you. Yeah he needs that kind of put down humiliation Because I really think part of him. mm-hmm is crazy. I never knew the term malignant narcissist until one of my cousins. Toby the such a word. I looked it up. All has his about out him and you can put his picture right there in that book next to that term. Let me talk with your as one director to another Speaking of the we watching Bronx Tale last night That we just wanted to do that before we were GonNa Talk to you today. And and that is such a great film It's it's it's powerful it's funny it's it's profound found the first thing I want to ask you though after I watched it. was you in the film Tom. You play Lorenzo bus driver working class guy. You're trying to raise your nine year old boy ten year old boy something with these values the foundational values of the working class. And then there's Chaz who plays the AW local wise guy if you will yes did you ever think you know I should be Deniro. Guy And chas jazz should be the bus driver. The working class guy was was the Chaz at that time chas wanted to he. Who's doing this one? This one man show and it was everybody's talking about it and so on and so I find you went to see it and then I wanted to direct something. I thought well you had not directed record anything before that point. I said what am I gonNA find. I could write something that was an happening so I said let me. Maybe I'll do this if I can get it written chairs on board and so on and so we started talk show and so on and I and everybody what he was after him and I said to him. I said look what they're going to do. They're going to pay you a lot of money that went to buy scrip view. They're gonNA tell you they'll put you in it while well maybe they'll fudge it and say well we'll try to do that will but they won't commit to because they know they can't. I said they're gonNA come to me and they're gonNA ask me to play the part that you wanna play play so if you just give me the thing to direct. I'll play Lorenzo and I guarantee you you play Saudi file. That was it and why. Why did you WanNa play the working class? I thought it was that because you'd expect me to play sunny but I also felt that it and it would be better to play that part Lorenzo and I I liked what he was saying and And it was very important for Chas to place sunny and I said okay. You know and it wasn't easy then we have to get the set up up with the studio and so on right but I at least I can promise you that I knew the we could get it done and it helps the movie. He could play that part. I'll play this part and you know how much of it was that much. Maybe you identified. I would the working class dad and and those values that he's trying to I was there. Live identify. Identify with They are the truth as far as I'm concerned that's that truth. But that's that's a real that's a truth a real truth. That's the truth. The sunny character with all due respect. I'd like to think he has more integrity than someone like trump and that's why we say trump's ninety gangster. He's a he's he's a he's just a punk and he's not he doesn't he. He acts like this with that swagger and he's just a blowhard a buffet. Okay here's I don't get this you just said is true. He's a punk posing as a yes. Okay in all the movies when the PUNK WHO's thinks he's a potshot gangster you know just like in a horror movie the first couple that has sex. They're going to die. I okay okay. In the movies the PUNK who tries to pretend to be a gangster. He's gone by the second of the film. How his trump survive arrived? I had to go back to this again but I just it's are we just so befuddled by this that we can't the third and fourth acts have not been I have not materialized yet..

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"chas jazz" Discussed on KFI AM 640

KFI AM 640

01:35 min | 3 years ago

"chas jazz" Discussed on KFI AM 640

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"chas jazz" Discussed on MYfm 104.3

MYfm 104.3

01:33 min | 3 years ago

"chas jazz" Discussed on MYfm 104.3

"Hey no for three my fm just not bad some nights some nights chas jazz saw some stages but asking oh god thou john why not no no anymore if you clean the fi another coming all right upon a moderate led the now samsung why why why you know.

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"chas jazz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

02:15 min | 3 years ago

"chas jazz" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"And your home i literally politically broken into how lightning struck the middle and it opened up i live in a giant v where you have to leap across the chazelle for my bedroom to the bachelor chas jazz let's say long island chas or chas and we have another show this is a unique opportunity i believe the two of you know each other junior seem continue to talk sharing this segment that's fine we know each other i won't talk an intern but will say the offer mentioned a podcast musical semi colon comedy is semi colon theater theater star although that's a good spinoff to musical semi ideas that don't feature me why have you know this whatever you could know much about these are not i was going is those us who poured sincerely apologized comes in fucking sleigh he is the host of that podcast which i just mentioned and that's what he's most famous for nothing else birthday about a month ago as well shares a birthday was stevens on time and the effort mentioned lin manuel miranda's celebrating it on twitter as well i gotta check it out so please welcome lord andrew lloyd webber scott fly did you have to bedroom stevens on i just find it interesting you are both very accomplished in your certain field work and you share birthday it he yes one rightfully so accomplish the if the accidental just because we share about it doesn't mean you have to bring it up at every blahsy i'm sorry but i just wonder if there's anything about march twenty two three twenty two that a lens you me trail two three r picks areas of course limited itself to being good at the art of musical semi colon theater let's see you have to examples of people who've gone into the theatrical outs.

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